The Joe Rogan Experience - June 03, 2019


Joe Rogan Experience #1308 - Eddie Bravo

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On this week's episode, the brother and sister duo of the are joined by a good friend of the family to talk about hobbits, Vibram s, and barefoot shoes. Also, the boys talk about how the hobbits have big, hairy feet and why they would make the best hobbit shoes ever. Also, we talk a lot of other stuff that's not related to hobbits or hobbits but it's probably related to something related to the hobbit's shoes and the fact that they have big hairy feet. We also talk about some other stuff too, like how to deal with gout and gout problems and how to get rid of gout. This episode was recorded on a short notice, so the audio is a little choppy, but we promise it'll get better next week! Cheers! -The Guys Who Don't Know -Jon & Kevin (Jon) (Kevin) Jon: Jamie: (Jamie: ) Kevin: . J.J. (Kevin): (J.R. ( ) (Mike): & J.P. (Mike) . . . (Jon: Mike: , and J.S. (K.J.) (Chris: ). (Sebastian: & Chris: ), we talk about a bunch of stuff and talk about the future of hobbits and hobbits. JB: JK: and hobbit foot problems. .J.B. & the history of hobbit feet, Chris: "The hobbits' shoes, ) J.R.: , and much more! (PJ.S.) Thank you for listening to this episode, Jon & JK (Kevin: KEVY: ... ) & JB (KEVY & JJ. , J.M. (JT. ) Thank you so much for jumping on the pod, JB is a great friend of mine and JB's back from the podcast. I hope you enjoy the pod! . JB and JK is a good guy! , I love you, J.B., JB. & JG, JK, JJ, and JT, and I hope JB & JUICY!

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00:00:02.000 My brother, good to see you, as always.
00:00:04.000 Always good to see you.
00:00:05.000 Thanks for jumping on this short notice. 0.93
00:00:08.000 For the folks who don't know, I was supposed to have Kevin Lee on today, but Kevin and I, we fucked up. 0.79
00:00:12.000 It was partially my fuck-up, partially his fuck-up, but he'll be on on Wednesday. 0.98
00:00:17.000 I was in the neighborhood, getting pumped, my friend. 0.98
00:00:20.000 Getting solid.
00:00:22.000 You've been lifting the weights.
00:00:23.000 How steady are you lifting now? 0.83
00:00:27.000 I try to get three days a week, but shit gets crazy sometimes, and I can only get two. 0.97
00:00:32.000 Dude, if I stop for just a couple weeks, at 51, you start getting so weak. 0.98
00:00:37.000 Even on TRT, everything starts slipping.
00:00:41.000 Your body's like, no, we don't need to be lifting that. 0.99
00:00:43.000 Dude, I'm sore as fuck. 0.98
00:00:45.000 I've been rolling with little people the last few months. 0.99
00:00:48.000 Like what kind of little people?
00:00:50.000 Hobbits?
00:00:52.000 I wish. 1.00
00:00:53.000 Shit. 1.00
00:00:53.000 I fucked them up. 1.00
00:00:54.000 Do you think so? 0.99
00:00:55.000 I think hobbits would be extraordinarily strong.
00:00:57.000 The hairy feet?
00:00:58.000 They probably have a lot of like some kind of...
00:01:00.000 No, man. 0.99
00:01:01.000 I bet their feet are fucking so strong. 1.00
00:01:02.000 You can never footlock a hobbit. 1.00
00:01:03.000 Dude, have you seen the size of their heels? 1.00
00:01:05.000 They have giant heels, but I bet their ligaments and shit are different. 1.00
00:01:09.000 I bet. 0.97
00:01:10.000 Yeah, you know, that's weird because they're all barefoot.
00:01:13.000 This is weird about the hobbits, right?
00:01:15.000 They're barefoot. 0.99
00:01:16.000 They got furry ass feet. 1.00
00:01:18.000 They have giant feet because, you know, obviously they had to wear those feet over the shoes. 0.99
00:01:22.000 But even in the books, they said they had big hairy feet even in the books.
00:01:28.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:01:29.000 I'd toehold the shit out of that. 0.98
00:01:30.000 Easy toehold right there. 0.99
00:01:32.000 Maybe.
00:01:32.000 Maybe.
00:01:33.000 My thinking is, if their feet are that hairy, they go, oh, Jesus Christ, what happened to that lady? 1.00
00:01:38.000 Don't do this to me, Jamie.
00:01:39.000 This is a podcast.
00:01:40.000 Is that a person?
00:01:41.000 That's gout. 0.71
00:01:42.000 Someone's got gout inflammation.
00:01:44.000 No, man, that's real.
00:01:45.000 Did you think that was a Hobbit picture?
00:01:47.000 Oh, you did?
00:01:48.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:01:48.000 It's all Hobbit feet.
00:01:50.000 Oh my god, Google Image got you again.
00:01:52.000 Isn't that elephant status?
00:01:53.000 That's an algorithm.
00:01:53.000 That's the Russians.
00:01:54.000 They're trying to fuck with this show. 1.00
00:01:55.000 No, what that is is bunions, first of all. 0.99
00:01:58.000 That's a painful thing that happens to your big toe.
00:02:01.000 Some of it's genetic and some of it is putting your toes into pointed shoes for long periods of time.
00:02:08.000 People who have to go to work, like ladies in particular, they wear super uncomfortable shoes that smush their toes up like that. 1.00
00:02:14.000 Your toes aren't supposed to be like that.
00:02:15.000 I've seen this thing on Instagram where they could fix that now with rubber bands.
00:02:19.000 Yes.
00:02:19.000 You think that's real?
00:02:20.000 Well, they have yoga toes. 0.98
00:02:22.000 There's some shit that you use that you shove your feet in between these styrofoam things and it stretches them out. 0.97
00:02:28.000 Apparently, that's supposed to be good for them. 0.99
00:02:31.000 Vibram shoes is good.
00:02:33.000 They still make those?
00:02:34.000 I run in those suns.
00:02:35.000 Did they get sued or something?
00:02:36.000 They did get sued.
00:02:37.000 Propaganda? 1.00
00:02:38.000 By a bunch of pussies. 1.00
00:02:39.000 Really? 1.00
00:02:40.000 Yeah, a bunch of people.
00:02:40.000 I hurt my foot.
00:02:41.000 I used to wear them, too.
00:02:43.000 Yeah, look, man.
00:02:43.000 They're harder to run in.
00:02:45.000 No bullshit. 0.85
00:02:46.000 They feel good though. 0.78
00:02:47.000 I like them.
00:02:47.000 I like them.
00:02:48.000 They make you grip the ground. 1.00
00:02:49.000 All that shit came out that they were like a fraud. 1.00
00:02:52.000 That's not what it is. 1.00
00:02:54.000 I think they had made improper claims.
00:02:57.000 If I'm not correct.
00:02:58.000 I mean if I'm not correct.
00:03:00.000 If I'm correct.
00:03:00.000 If my information is correct.
00:03:02.000 I think they made improper claims.
00:03:04.000 I think that was what the word was. 0.99
00:03:06.000 The word was that they had said some shit and that people had gotten injured. 0.99
00:03:10.000 Like they said it would keep you from getting injured. 0.99
00:03:13.000 It's all based on this idea that you're supposed to run barefoot.
00:03:16.000 Yeah, they said Mexicans run barefoot.
00:03:17.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:03:18.000 Mexicans are like, fuck you! 1.00
00:03:20.000 We got shoes. 1.00
00:03:21.000 But those guys up in the mountains that they're talking about in that book Born to Run, I feel like they have, some of them made their own shoes with like tires.
00:03:29.000 Like they cut tires and made their own shoes and they're running like a hundred miles up there.
00:03:34.000 Something crazy like that.
00:03:35.000 Like they have insane endurance and they live up in that mountain and they just run around. 0.86
00:03:39.000 Oh, speaking of Mexicans... 1.00
00:03:41.000 One of the main reasons you're here, I want to talk to you, is because you're my favorite Mexican, and now we have a Mexican-American heavyweight champion of the motherfucking world. 0.99
00:03:49.000 That's crazy. 0.98
00:03:50.000 How crazy is that?
00:03:51.000 That's insane.
00:03:52.000 Viva La Mexico.
00:03:53.000 Yeah, Jesus Christ.
00:03:55.000 I didn't know Mexico had a heavyweight boxer. 1.00
00:03:57.000 Oh my God, Andy Ruiz is the shit. 1.00
00:03:59.000 He is the shit. 1.00
00:04:00.000 He's what America needs right now with all this border wall crisis shit, a heavyweight champion that's Mexican. 1.00
00:04:05.000 Come on, son. 0.99
00:04:06.000 And one that's fucking good and one that has a big belly and he knocks out a dude who looks like he's chiseled out of granite. 0.98
00:04:16.000 I mean, no one has ever had a better body than Anthony Joshua. 0.98
00:04:20.000 You've only had a different body.
00:04:21.000 No one's had a better body. 0.98
00:04:22.000 He's like, what is he, like 6'7 or some shit like that? 0.97
00:04:24.000 Can I see him? 0.92
00:04:25.000 I don't even know that.
00:04:26.000 Oh my god!
00:04:26.000 Dude, Anthony Joshua is one of the best built heavyweight boxers of all time.
00:04:30.000 And he's legit.
00:04:31.000 He was the champ and all that.
00:04:32.000 Olympic gold medalist, the champ, knocked out Vladimir Klitschko. 1.00
00:04:36.000 I mean, he's a fucking monster. 1.00
00:04:37.000 From the UK? From the UK. Okay. 1.00
00:04:39.000 Yeah, he was the champ.
00:04:41.000 And he was supposed to fight Big Baby Miller.
00:04:44.000 And Big Baby Miller tested positive for the Mexican supplements, ironically enough.
00:04:50.000 Boom.
00:04:51.000 That's Anthony Joshua.
00:04:52.000 I mean, come on, son.
00:04:53.000 How tall is he?
00:04:54.000 Because he's gigantic.
00:04:55.000 He's got a 12-pack.
00:04:57.000 Because Andy Ruiz looked short in that fight.
00:05:01.000 6'6. 1.00
00:05:02.000 Shit! 1.00
00:05:02.000 Yeah, but Ruiz is like 6'2. 1.00
00:05:05.000 He just looked tiny when he's standing next to Joshua.
00:05:07.000 Joshua's a giant of a man. 0.99
00:05:09.000 And just fucking jacked. 0.99
00:05:11.000 What does it say is weight listed as? 0.99
00:05:14.000 249. 249. I wonder if that was for the last fight.
00:05:17.000 Because I'm sure with a giant dude like that, it varies back and forth.
00:05:22.000 So I was out to dinner, and I get a text from Brendan Chobb.
00:05:26.000 Brendan Chobb hit me with the spoiler alert. 1.00
00:05:29.000 He said, fuck! 1.00
00:05:31.000 Joshua got knocked out. 1.00
00:05:32.000 And I was like, no!
00:05:35.000 And I go, what happened? 0.98
00:05:36.000 And he goes, he got fucked up in the seventh round. 1.00
00:05:39.000 By a Mexican. 1.00
00:05:40.000 And he goes, I'm sick. 0.98
00:05:40.000 I go, you're sick? 0.98
00:05:41.000 I go, I'm happy as fuck. 1.00
00:05:43.000 I couldn't wait to come home and watch it. 0.99
00:05:45.000 I love when crazy shit happens. 0.98
00:05:47.000 This is my favorite thing in fights. 0.99
00:05:49.000 Look at that guy.
00:05:50.000 No disrespect, champ.
00:05:52.000 But he jokes about it himself.
00:05:53.000 I'm trying to get him in here, too.
00:05:55.000 Oh, that would be crazy.
00:05:56.000 Look at his body.
00:05:57.000 I mean, it looks like a regular dude.
00:05:58.000 What if he got shredded?
00:06:00.000 How much would he weigh?
00:06:00.000 Why would he get shredded?
00:06:02.000 No, but if he did, though, he might be a middleweight, right?
00:06:04.000 I would feed him on the sneak tip.
00:06:05.000 I'd wake him up in the middle of the night with some great Mexican food.
00:06:08.000 That dude needs to stay exactly how he is.
00:06:09.000 See, look, he's got muscles under there.
00:06:11.000 Like, look at his stomach.
00:06:13.000 He's just got some body fat on him.
00:06:15.000 But here's one thing.
00:06:16.000 If you do have great cardio, one thing that body fat can do is it can protect you somewhat.
00:06:23.000 It's like wearing eight sweaters.
00:06:25.000 I've joked around about this before and people think I'm bullshitting and I kind of am a little bit because I know most of the impact gets in there.
00:06:32.000 But if you were going to fight a guy and right before you fought him, he puts on a vest made out of fat and meat and stitches it up and it sticks out. 0.98
00:06:43.000 Like fucking 10 extra inches. 0.96
00:06:45.000 You'd be like, hey, what is all this? 0.99
00:06:48.000 What are you doing?
00:06:48.000 You can't put that on.
00:06:50.000 And then if you hit him to the body and he barely reacts, you'd be like, fuck, I can't believe this guy's cheating with his fat vest. 1.00
00:06:57.000 Think about that shit. 1.00
00:06:58.000 If you have good cardio and you got some fat around your gut, that shit might protect you. 1.00
00:07:03.000 Look at Daniel Cormier. 0.99
00:07:04.000 Yep.
00:07:05.000 Fedor.
00:07:05.000 Look at Fedor.
00:07:07.000 You're dealing with these giant dudes. 1.00
00:07:09.000 Giant dudes who can fuck you up with one shot. 1.00
00:07:11.000 There might actually be an advantage to having a gut. 1.00
00:07:14.000 And that's not bullshit. 0.90
00:07:15.000 At all. 0.76
00:07:16.000 Hmm.
00:07:17.000 It's not ideal in the lower weight classes.
00:07:20.000 Bring back guts.
00:07:21.000 You brought back fanny packs. 0.53
00:07:22.000 I'm bringing back guts.
00:07:23.000 Dude.
00:07:23.000 I'm thinking of growing my own.
00:07:25.000 Dude, how great would that be?
00:07:26.000 I'm tired of being healthy.
00:07:26.000 I'm barely hanging on.
00:07:28.000 I'm tired of working out.
00:07:29.000 If chicks only dated dudes with guts? 0.99
00:07:31.000 That could be the new thing. 0.72
00:07:33.000 Yeah.
00:07:33.000 Dude, that was amazing.
00:07:35.000 Are you kidding?
00:07:36.000 Oh! 0.60
00:07:37.000 Did you see that GIF on Brendan Schaub's page of DJ Khaled?
00:07:43.000 Is that how you say his name?
00:07:45.000 Who's a big fella himself climbing out of a golf cart with a shirt open?
00:07:49.000 Let me show you this.
00:07:50.000 I don't want to read the caption. 0.98
00:07:51.000 See, my problem with sharing this is I want to know who the fuck made this because it's really funny. 0.94
00:07:55.000 I wish I knew the dude to give him credit, you know? 0.97
00:07:58.000 It says it.
00:07:58.000 Oh, it says it there?
00:07:59.000 The creator of the GIF? Can I see it?
00:08:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:03.000 Put it up on there for him, Jamie.
00:08:04.000 Hold on.
00:08:05.000 Hold on.
00:08:06.000 Jamie's got a...
00:08:07.000 Might be a problem.
00:08:08.000 Copyright issue?
00:08:09.000 Somebody might have stole it from someone.
00:08:11.000 Somebody might have stole it from somebody else?
00:08:13.000 You've got to talk in the microphone.
00:08:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:15.000 Somebody else might have stole it from someone.
00:08:16.000 I'll just put it up, though.
00:08:18.000 Okay.
00:08:20.000 Look at this.
00:08:21.000 All the big men...
00:08:22.000 All the big men headed to brunch with their shirt open today after the injuries win.
00:08:28.000 He's bringing back guts!
00:08:30.000 Dude, that would be amazing.
00:08:31.000 And, dude, he's super friendly.
00:08:33.000 Like really nice guy.
00:08:35.000 Thanked his mom.
00:08:36.000 He told his mom after the fight, you know, we don't have to suffer anymore.
00:08:39.000 We do.
00:08:40.000 It's just changed our lives.
00:08:41.000 You know, it's beautiful.
00:08:43.000 Yeah, the last...
00:08:44.000 I mean, I was crazy into boxing before I saw UFC 2. Once I saw UFC 2, I kind of just dropped boxing.
00:08:51.000 But I was way into boxing.
00:08:53.000 Had stacks of Ring magazine all over my house.
00:08:55.000 I wouldn't throw them away.
00:08:56.000 I was way into it.
00:08:58.000 And all we had as Mexicans...
00:09:01.000 In the heavyweight division was Alex Garcia.
00:09:04.000 Remember him?
00:09:05.000 Yeah.
00:09:06.000 He broke the top ten.
00:09:09.000 Yeah.
00:09:09.000 He was up there for a little bit, but that's the closest we ever got.
00:09:13.000 Unless there's been someone else since then.
00:09:15.000 This was like 1990. I haven't followed boxing at all.
00:09:19.000 Well, that's why it was big for Mexican-Americans when Cain Velasquez was the UFC heavyweight champ.
00:09:23.000 That was the first ever Mexican heavyweight champ in combat sports.
00:09:26.000 Yeah.
00:09:26.000 Right?
00:09:27.000 Am I correct?
00:09:27.000 Yeah.
00:09:28.000 Yeah, it's weird though in MMA, people aren't racist in MMA really as much as boxing.
00:09:34.000 They're really racist.
00:09:34.000 Like boxing, I'm always going for the Mexican.
00:09:36.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:09:37.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:09:38.000 Yeah, we talked about this, but in MMA, you go for the jiu-jitsu guy. 0.99
00:09:42.000 I don't care what nationality you are in MMA. Or I go for the... 0.99
00:09:46.000 Like if someone's fighting Melvin Manhoff, I don't necessarily want Melvin Manhoff to win, but I definitely want to see Melvin Manhoff go Melvin Manhoff on somebody.
00:09:57.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:58.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:09:59.000 Oh yeah, watching guys that are known for their knockout power, and I like watching those guys too.
00:10:07.000 Even if they're fighting a jiu-jitsu guy, right?
00:10:09.000 I don't want them to win.
00:10:12.000 Well that was why, who was it?
00:10:13.000 Was it Akiyama?
00:10:15.000 No.
00:10:15.000 Was it Akiyama?
00:10:16.000 No.
00:10:17.000 It was, who was, was it Yoshida?
00:10:21.000 Who beat Melvin Manhoof and armbar him?
00:10:24.000 I think it was Yoshida.
00:10:25.000 Was it Akiyama?
00:10:26.000 I think it was Akiyama.
00:10:27.000 I think Akiyama, I think Sexyama fought him with a gi on.
00:10:31.000 Hmm, I don't remember.
00:10:33.000 Who fought Melvin Manhoof in Pride?
00:10:36.000 See if it was Melvin Manhoof versus Akiyama.
00:10:40.000 I wonder, man.
00:10:41.000 A-K-I... Yeah. 0.94
00:10:43.000 Sexyama.
00:10:44.000 You could say Sexyama.
00:10:45.000 Who killed him Sexyama? 1.00
00:10:46.000 Was it Shiavello?
00:10:47.000 Michael Shiavello?
00:10:48.000 Did he...
00:10:49.000 I don't know.
00:10:50.000 Who named him Sexyama?
00:10:51.000 Oh, no.
00:10:52.000 He wasn't doing...
00:10:52.000 He wasn't doing Pride, right?
00:10:55.000 He was in Japan, but I don't know if it was Dream or...
00:10:58.000 No, no, no.
00:10:59.000 Yeah.
00:10:59.000 Well, he does one now.
00:11:01.000 And he was doing... 0.99
00:11:02.000 He was doing all the shit on AXS TV. You know, he was doing a lot of shows with Pat Miletic. 0.99
00:11:08.000 He's doing a lot of different things, but he also does...
00:11:12.000 A lot of Muay Thai, too.
00:11:14.000 Yoshihiro Akiyama.
00:11:16.000 You got him with a submission.
00:11:17.000 Heroes!
00:11:18.000 Forgot about that one.
00:11:19.000 Oh, wow.
00:11:20.000 That was the K1 promotion, right?
00:11:22.000 I think so.
00:11:23.000 Yeah.
00:11:23.000 Wow.
00:11:25.000 It's crazy how much this sport has changed in the time you and I have been watching it.
00:11:30.000 Yeah, dude.
00:11:31.000 From when you and I met in the 90s when we were doing jiu-jitsu and you were a purple belt. 0.98
00:11:35.000 Yeah, I didn't miss shit back then. 0.99
00:11:38.000 I was on top of every goddamn MMA fight. 0.99
00:11:40.000 Now I'm just like, I'm lost. 0.99
00:11:42.000 There's so many promotions though now.
00:11:44.000 It's impossible.
00:11:45.000 So many UFCs and it's hard to keep track.
00:11:48.000 And I don't have time to keep track.
00:11:50.000 Everything's streaming.
00:11:51.000 I love it.
00:11:51.000 They're like, what is it on?
00:11:52.000 Is this an ESPN app?
00:11:54.000 Like, how do I watch this?
00:11:55.000 Once you get it on, though, once you figure it out, once you get it, it works.
00:11:59.000 And once you get it and it works, it's streaming.
00:12:01.000 So everything is on the ESPN app.
00:12:03.000 Yeah, so you can get it on your phone.
00:12:05.000 And I sound like a shill.
00:12:07.000 For the company now.
00:12:08.000 Yeah, you work for them.
00:12:09.000 But I'm not. 0.89
00:12:10.000 But I'm saying, for me, when I watch fights, it's pretty fucking easy. 0.66
00:12:13.000 Once you get it hooked up. 0.99
00:12:15.000 The problem is people that don't have their TV hooked up to the internet, which is quite a few fucking people.
00:12:20.000 Then you've got to watch it on a laptop. 0.82
00:12:22.000 That's not ideal.
00:12:23.000 Or your phone?
00:12:23.000 That's not ideal.
00:12:24.000 I'll do it, though.
00:12:25.000 But that's the good thing about it.
00:12:26.000 I've done that.
00:12:27.000 I've been out.
00:12:29.000 And I couldn't go to see a fight.
00:12:30.000 I couldn't watch it while I was at home.
00:12:32.000 But I have an hour where I could sneak away and watch the one main event.
00:12:37.000 Yeah.
00:12:37.000 And I get to watch it on my phone.
00:12:39.000 I'll take that.
00:12:39.000 All day.
00:12:40.000 I'll take that all day.
00:12:41.000 Yeah.
00:12:42.000 What about, like, what's that function?
00:12:45.000 Mirror?
00:12:45.000 Is that what it is?
00:12:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:46.000 Where you shoot it up to the TV from your phone?
00:12:48.000 That's dope. 0.93
00:12:49.000 You could do that.
00:12:49.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:50.000 Yeah, if you have...
00:12:51.000 Apple TV? If you have Apple TV or if you have Amazon...
00:12:54.000 What is that?
00:12:55.000 Fire Stick?
00:12:55.000 Is that what it is, Jamie?
00:12:56.000 Do you remember?
00:12:57.000 Yeah.
00:12:58.000 Chromecast also.
00:12:59.000 Chromecast.
00:13:00.000 And there's probably a few other ones you could probably do that with too.
00:13:02.000 But they have like a USB slot, I think.
00:13:04.000 And you just stick this thing in the USB slot.
00:13:07.000 Am I saying that correct?
00:13:09.000 Yeah, but you don't even need it.
00:13:10.000 Depending on when you bought your TV, it's built into it now.
00:13:13.000 A lot of them.
00:13:13.000 The Chrome thing.
00:13:14.000 Which is interesting, right?
00:13:15.000 It's like, what if a new company comes along and they want to get built into that system?
00:13:20.000 Because when you get your TV, does your TV have the option to get Netflix?
00:13:26.000 Mine does.
00:13:26.000 Yeah, it's like, you don't need an Apple TV. It's like one of the options on the TV. Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30.000 No, on my TV, I have a...
00:13:32.000 Yeah, it's set up.
00:13:32.000 Yeah, I have an old TV, dude.
00:13:34.000 It's like, I got it like in 2006 or something. 0.99
00:13:36.000 Damn, son, you gotta upgrade. 0.99
00:13:38.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:13:39.000 It's time to upgrade, dude.
00:13:40.000 Hey, it's still a flat TV. I don't know how, like, then you need it.
00:13:43.000 Dude, I'm gonna go old school, and I'm gonna start riding a bike and getting a rounded TV when them fucked up TVs where they're dark in the corner. 0.75
00:13:50.000 Big boxes. 0.94
00:13:51.000 Big old box.
00:13:52.000 Bring it back.
00:13:53.000 You put stuff on it.
00:13:54.000 We put stuff on it.
00:13:55.000 Totally.
00:13:55.000 It's a shelf.
00:13:56.000 Dude, the first time I got a TV, it was a big-ass TV. My first TV that I bought when I first got on television, it was like 30 inches or something like that.
00:14:07.000 I was like, look at the size of this fucking TV. It was giant from here to here. 0.98
00:14:11.000 I was like, that big? 0.99
00:14:12.000 And I remember sitting in this stupid thing on the floor and it had to be so far away from the wall because there was all this extra shit behind it. 0.99
00:14:22.000 There was like tubes and stuff and bazookas. 0.99
00:14:26.000 There was like wires and everything and this big box and fans and stuff.
00:14:31.000 Remember bulbs?
00:14:33.000 There would be bulbs in them.
00:14:35.000 They'd have to change the bulbs and it'd make your TV brighter.
00:14:37.000 Do you remember that?
00:14:39.000 Yeah.
00:14:40.000 I don't really know the mechanics behind the TV. I just turn them on and then when they break down, you kind of...
00:14:45.000 They're so cheap nowadays, too.
00:14:48.000 TVs are crazy cheap.
00:14:49.000 Crazy cheap.
00:14:49.000 We were just talking about that out there.
00:14:51.000 How much a TV 10 years ago would cost and now it's the same TV as a couple hundred bucks.
00:14:57.000 Yeah.
00:14:58.000 10 years ago it was like $10,000, $15,000.
00:15:00.000 Yeah.
00:15:01.000 I remember when I first moved out, I had a little, you know, everyone starts with their little black and white little boxes.
00:15:07.000 You know what I mean?
00:15:08.000 You put a clothes hanger in for the antenna.
00:15:11.000 And the first TV I got was a 19-inch color TV. She was like 300 bucks. 1.00
00:15:17.000 I saved forever for it.
00:15:19.000 But man, that was my pride and joy.
00:15:22.000 Yeah, man.
00:15:23.000 Imagine living in the days before TV when they first invented it.
00:15:28.000 It was all radio.
00:15:30.000 It was radio and the movie theater.
00:15:31.000 The movie theater existed first, right?
00:15:33.000 I'm not wrong on that, right?
00:15:35.000 Yeah.
00:15:35.000 How much after the movie theater did the television get invented?
00:15:39.000 What year was the TV? I think the 50s.
00:15:41.000 That's when it came in.
00:15:42.000 The TV came in the 50s?
00:15:44.000 Yeah.
00:15:45.000 Bro, that's not that long ago.
00:15:46.000 Think about how much it dominates people's time.
00:15:49.000 Yeah.
00:15:50.000 The first TV started appearing in homes in the late 20s, early 30s. 0.99
00:15:54.000 Oh, shit. 0.97
00:15:55.000 Wow. 1.00
00:15:55.000 Yeah, I think color is when it was like the 50s or so. 1.00
00:15:58.000 The late 20s.
00:16:00.000 Hold on.
00:16:00.000 How many TVs had homes in the 50s?
00:16:02.000 Only 9% of American households had TVs in the 50s.
00:16:06.000 1 out of 10 rich folks.
00:16:08.000 Wow.
00:16:10.000 Imagine just being alive back then when those things started happening and being some dude who thinks way, way ahead and looks at this and goes, whoa, where is this going to go? 0.99
00:16:21.000 People in 50 years are going to look back at this time and go, shit! 0.94
00:16:25.000 Remember when people used to actually open their eyes? 0.98
00:16:29.000 We're going to be like in some kind of matrix type environment.
00:16:33.000 Remember when people lived real life?
00:16:35.000 They went outside?
00:16:36.000 Yeah! 1.00
00:16:37.000 Stupid! 1.00
00:16:37.000 Fucking dummies, man. 1.00
00:16:38.000 We're so lucky. 1.00
00:16:39.000 We could live anywhere.
00:16:41.000 Yeah.
00:16:42.000 When VR gets so good that you actually can just live any life you want.
00:16:48.000 It's inevitable.
00:16:50.000 Yeah.
00:16:50.000 I mean, they're getting closer and closer to it.
00:16:52.000 If you look at what we would have seen if we were a person living in 1920 when they turned on that first TV. I mean, what was that like?
00:17:01.000 Those people were probably like, in awe.
00:17:03.000 They probably thought, oh, now they can't lie to us on the radio.
00:17:06.000 Now we got the truth in our living rooms.
00:17:08.000 Now we got, finally we got the truth.
00:17:10.000 We get to see what's really going on in the world.
00:17:12.000 Please, bro.
00:17:12.000 In the 1920s, you know what they thought?
00:17:14.000 You know, they were like, yes, give me something to look at.
00:17:17.000 Yeah.
00:17:18.000 Wouldn't you love to go back and talk to someone from the 20s and find out if they're naive?
00:17:21.000 Like, what do you guys do all day? 1.00
00:17:22.000 Like, what the fuck do you guys do? 0.99
00:17:24.000 No. 0.99
00:17:25.000 How boring was life back then? 0.99
00:17:28.000 No wonder they were all into hopscotch and shit like that and jump rope. 0.99
00:17:31.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:17:32.000 After a while, that just seems like so much fun.
00:17:35.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:17:36.000 Reading books and shit. 0.98
00:17:38.000 Remember that? 1.00
00:17:38.000 Riding horses. 1.00
00:17:39.000 Remember when people read books?
00:17:44.000 I rarely read.
00:17:46.000 I get almost 90% of my reading I get done with audiobooks.
00:17:52.000 90%.
00:17:52.000 Yeah, that's way easier.
00:17:54.000 Yeah, it's great to do while running too.
00:17:56.000 Like it does two things at the same time. 0.94
00:17:58.000 It gives me some shit to think about that kind of like propels me while I'm running. 0.98
00:18:02.000 The only thing I do, I do worry about getting jacked. 0.99
00:18:05.000 What do you mean?
00:18:06.000 Getting cat by a cat.
00:18:08.000 Oh.
00:18:09.000 I do worry about that, man.
00:18:10.000 Yeah.
00:18:11.000 I worry about that legitimately.
00:18:12.000 I've been hiking more than ever lately, and sometimes we're on some trails where I have a rock ready to go.
00:18:18.000 I carry a knife.
00:18:20.000 It's a good move.
00:18:20.000 I carry a knife when I run.
00:18:22.000 It's a good move.
00:18:23.000 Yeah, it's not likely.
00:18:24.000 It's not likely.
00:18:25.000 People are like, oh my god, you're paranoid.
00:18:27.000 Two people were killed by mountain lions last year.
00:18:31.000 And a kid got bit by a mountain lion just a couple days ago.
00:18:35.000 Jamie.
00:18:36.000 I'm getting over a cold, folks.
00:18:38.000 If I sound snotty.
00:18:40.000 But if two people got killed by werewolves, would you go out when the moon is full? 1.00
00:18:47.000 You would be like, fuck that. 1.00
00:18:49.000 If two people in Seattle got killed by werewolves, when there's a full moon, you're going to lock your fucking doors. 1.00
00:18:54.000 Am I in Seattle when I go out? 1.00
00:18:55.000 If it happened in Seattle, where am I? In Seattle?
00:18:58.000 Well, the guy who's the werewolf could have gone on a plane and went to San Francisco.
00:19:01.000 It's totally possible.
00:19:03.000 Yeah.
00:19:04.000 Right?
00:19:04.000 Or just walked.
00:19:05.000 But if you knew there was a real werewolf that was on the full moon, was possibly going to kill somebody.
00:19:11.000 Sometimes he didn't.
00:19:13.000 Sometimes the full moon comes and goes and nobody dies because everybody's smart and they all stay indoors.
00:19:17.000 Yeah.
00:19:18.000 Yeah, for sure. 0.93
00:19:19.000 Yeah, you would stay out of the fucking- But you know the odds would be astronomical, just like Jaws. 0.95
00:19:24.000 You know if you get dropped in the middle of the ocean, you know- Look at this guy. 1.00
00:19:28.000 It'll take- This guy has a fucking mountain lion. 0.99
00:19:31.000 What is that? 1.00
00:19:32.000 That's not a mountain lion.
00:19:33.000 That's a domestic cat. 0.86
00:19:34.000 Is that a bobcat?
00:19:35.000 That looks like a cougar. 1.00
00:19:37.000 No, that's a domestic cat.
00:19:39.000 See those ears?
00:19:40.000 It's like a really wild domestic cat.
00:19:43.000 What is it called?
00:19:45.000 See? 1.00
00:19:46.000 Scary as shit. 1.00
00:19:49.000 See, it's... 1.00
00:19:51.000 It hisses at him. 1.00
00:19:53.000 The guy might be a dick. 1.00
00:19:55.000 The guy doing that fucking with that cat might be a dick. 1.00
00:19:57.000 He's trying to get it to hiss. 1.00
00:19:59.000 I guess they have a good relationship.
00:20:01.000 It looks like those...
00:20:02.000 What were those two...
00:20:03.000 They look like that yelling at each other. 1.00
00:20:04.000 Goddamn those ears. 1.00
00:20:05.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:20:06.000 Bro, that is a... 1.00
00:20:06.000 What kind of animal is that? 1.00
00:20:07.000 It's not lynx, is it?
00:20:08.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:20:09.000 Too stupid. 1.00
00:20:09.000 The video doesn't say what it is. 1.00
00:20:11.000 It's crazy.
00:20:12.000 I saw lynx in real life once.
00:20:14.000 It's crazy looking.
00:20:15.000 They got these big, giant, fluffy feet.
00:20:18.000 I saw them up in Alberta.
00:20:21.000 Big, weird, crazy feet.
00:20:22.000 Almost like they're wearing shoes.
00:20:24.000 Very strange looking cat.
00:20:25.000 Like a big old furry cat in the woods in Canada.
00:20:29.000 It's so strange, man. 1.00
00:20:30.000 You look at it and you're like, what the fuck are you? 0.99
00:20:32.000 You ever see a lynx? 0.99
00:20:33.000 Yeah, that's not what it was.
00:20:34.000 I'm not too sure what the difference between a lynx and a cougar is.
00:20:37.000 That's what I saw. 1.00
00:20:37.000 I saw one of those motherfuckers. 1.00
00:20:39.000 I was like, what is that? 1.00
00:20:41.000 Oh, they're fluffier.
00:20:41.000 Bro, they're super hairy.
00:20:43.000 Because they're cats.
00:20:44.000 That's what it's like.
00:20:45.000 That one with the long legs right there, Jamie?
00:20:47.000 That's like exactly what I saw.
00:20:49.000 And it was in the snow, too.
00:20:50.000 Or it was not in the snow, rather.
00:20:52.000 It was nice.
00:20:53.000 It was in the forest floor, like green, too.
00:20:57.000 The feet are designed so that they can move quickly over snow.
00:21:01.000 They almost act as snowshoes.
00:21:03.000 So do wolves. 0.97
00:21:04.000 Wolves have big ass feet and they spread out. 1.00
00:21:07.000 That's what it looked like. 0.68
00:21:08.000 We were driving down the road and we saw that guy on the side of the road.
00:21:11.000 And we were like, what is that? 1.00
00:21:13.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:21:15.000 It's so weird to see one in real life. 1.00
00:21:16.000 If you see it at the zoo, you wouldn't even look at it.
00:21:18.000 He'd pass by that cage. 1.00
00:21:21.000 He'd be like, what the fuck is that little... 1.00
00:21:22.000 Where are the fucking tigers at? 1.00
00:21:23.000 Whack-ass little cat. 1.00
00:21:25.000 And the crazy polar bears.
00:21:26.000 But if you see it in the woods, man, it's like the greatest thing you've ever seen in your life.
00:21:30.000 You're like, wow, look at it, look at it!
00:21:33.000 Like a porcupine.
00:21:35.000 If I see a porcupine and I'm driving, I'll stop my car.
00:21:37.000 Like, look at that!
00:21:39.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:21:40.000 Do they really shoot the...
00:21:41.000 No, no, they don't shoot them.
00:21:44.000 No, no, no, no.
00:21:45.000 Do porcupines...
00:21:45.000 No, no, no, they don't shoot them.
00:21:46.000 They don't shoot them.
00:21:47.000 That's a myth.
00:21:48.000 They just have barbs. 1.00
00:21:49.000 So if you bite them, you get stuck up.
00:21:51.000 How crazy is that everyone thought that growing up?
00:21:53.000 Like in the 80s?
00:21:54.000 Kids lie.
00:21:56.000 They shot you with thorns. 1.00
00:21:58.000 Kids fucking lie. 1.00
00:21:59.000 They probably tell their dad, he shot him at me, dad! 1.00
00:22:01.000 I was playing a cartoon or something.
00:22:02.000 Yeah.
00:22:03.000 Yeah, that's possible too, right? 1.00
00:22:04.000 Like, everybody thinks coyotes are stupid. 1.00
00:22:07.000 Yeah, like Jaws. 0.99
00:22:08.000 You know, Jaws pretty much scared 95% of the population out of the ocean.
00:22:13.000 Oh, yeah.
00:22:14.000 Out of the ocean.
00:22:15.000 Well, another guy just got jacked.
00:22:17.000 You heard about that guy that just got jacked in Maui, right?
00:22:19.000 Yeah, well, they don't know what kind of shark got him, but got bit in Maui.
00:22:23.000 I think Maui, that's a lot of tiger sharks, right?
00:22:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:22:26.000 Surfer?
00:22:27.000 Surfer?
00:22:28.000 No, I think it was a guy staying at a resort, just swimming.
00:22:32.000 Died? 1.00
00:22:32.000 Dead as fuck. 1.00
00:22:34.000 They found his body? 1.00
00:22:35.000 They got him.
00:22:36.000 I mean, they brought him back to the beach, but he had horrific wounds.
00:22:38.000 He died. 1.00
00:22:39.000 God damn. 1.00
00:22:40.000 Just happened? 1.00
00:22:40.000 Yeah, it just happened. 1.00
00:22:41.000 Yeah, man.
00:22:42.000 Sharks are no joke.
00:22:43.000 It's a terrifying animal. 1.00
00:22:44.000 And again, if there was a fucking werewolf running around the woods... 1.00
00:22:50.000 Exactly. 1.00
00:22:50.000 And a werewolf just killed a guy last week. 1.00
00:22:52.000 Would you go to the woods?
00:22:53.000 Yeah, it'd be just like Jaws.
00:22:54.000 If they had it on the news, no.
00:22:56.000 No one would go.
00:22:56.000 But the thing is that sharks are sharks 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
00:23:00.000 They don't only on full moons become sharks.
00:23:02.000 But what about guys that say that that's totally blown out of proportion?
00:23:07.000 They're right.
00:23:07.000 They swim with sharks.
00:23:08.000 They get in the ocean with sharks.
00:23:11.000 They're right.
00:23:12.000 They're right.
00:23:12.000 I think the Great White is the only one that...
00:23:16.000 The divers, those crazy divers don't get in the water with, right?
00:23:20.000 But I think there was a lady that swam with a great white. 0.93
00:23:23.000 Yeah, there's pictures of her.
00:23:25.000 It's like a chick, right? 0.98
00:23:25.000 We were looking at her Instagram page once, young Jamie. 0.98
00:23:28.000 Do you remember that lady?
00:23:31.000 Yeah, man.
00:23:32.000 Is it a trick like she knows if it's pregnant, you could go swim with it or something? 1.00
00:23:36.000 You know, like those videos of babies playing with king cobras?
00:23:40.000 And then you find out that they defang them.
00:23:42.000 Right.
00:23:43.000 So they can't hurt you at all.
00:23:44.000 They take away their venom sack, too, I think, if they have a thing.
00:23:47.000 I might have made that up.
00:23:48.000 What's a venom sack?
00:23:49.000 Is that a real thing?
00:23:51.000 Is that real?
00:23:51.000 It's like a nutsack, but still the poison.
00:23:53.000 They have this shark tag Brunswick the shark.
00:23:56.000 It's an 8-foot, 9-inch white shark that's been just recently spotted yesterday, or today, I guess, outside of Ocean City, Maryland.
00:24:04.000 Oh, yeah?
00:24:05.000 Yeah, this is the way its Twitter account works.
00:24:07.000 It speaks in the first person.
00:24:09.000 What?
00:24:10.000 What if it kills somebody?
00:24:11.000 I'm sorry, he was tasty.
00:24:13.000 Are they still going to keep up the Twitter account if we know that shark killed somebody?
00:24:16.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:24:17.000 Look, if it gets hungry enough, all these assholes are overfishing the oceans. 0.99
00:24:21.000 You overfish the fuck out of those oceans, eventually those sharks, they're gonna turn on each other. 0.99
00:24:26.000 You know, that's what's happening with snakes in the Everglades.
00:24:28.000 Do you know about that?
00:24:29.000 Mm-mm.
00:24:30.000 Dude, you don't know about the Everglades?
00:24:32.000 Nope. 0.99
00:24:33.000 Anacondas and pythons and shit. 1.00
00:24:35.000 Mostly pythons. 0.99
00:24:36.000 Because dudes had them as pets and they let them go.
00:24:38.000 They let them go.
00:24:39.000 Eddie, they're finding them now.
00:24:40.000 They're 17, 18 feet long.
00:24:43.000 Anacondas or pythons?
00:24:44.000 Pythons. 1.00
00:24:45.000 Shit. 1.00
00:24:45.000 They're eating alligators. 1.00
00:24:47.000 They did a study.
00:24:48.000 Is there a video of that?
00:24:49.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:50.000 They have photos of it and there's video.
00:24:52.000 There's video.
00:24:52.000 You can watch them eat an alligator.
00:24:53.000 In Florida?
00:24:54.000 In Florida. 1.00
00:24:55.000 Goddamn. 1.00
00:24:56.000 They're giant. 1.00
00:24:57.000 And they're infested. 0.99
00:24:58.000 So they did like a biological survey of the Everglades, and they were down like 99% in some animals, like deer, 99% marsh hair, like 98%, 95% raccoons, that kind of shit. 0.98
00:25:13.000 They don't see anything. 0.98
00:25:15.000 Are they killing people too?
00:25:16.000 Oh, they will. 1.00
00:25:17.000 For sure some fucking rednecks have disappeared. 1.00
00:25:20.000 And they just don't talk about it. 1.00
00:25:21.000 Guarantee.
00:25:21.000 I guarantee.
00:25:22.000 I guarantee.
00:25:23.000 We'll just let that go.
00:25:24.000 If you wanted to get rid of somebody, man, take them to python country. 0.99
00:25:27.000 Are they doing anything to control the population of these snakes?
00:25:30.000 There's not much you can do.
00:25:31.000 Have you ever seen the Everglades?
00:25:32.000 You need to set up traps!
00:25:34.000 Are you kidding?
00:25:34.000 Show Eddie Bravo.
00:25:36.000 Hillbillies are geniuses with that kind of shit. 1.00
00:25:38.000 Bro, there's too many of them. 1.00
00:25:39.000 There's over 150,000.
00:25:41.000 Of what?
00:25:41.000 Snakes.
00:25:42.000 Yeah, there's over 150,000 pythons.
00:25:44.000 Yeah.
00:25:45.000 How did they count?
00:25:46.000 They have rough estimates based on quadrants.
00:25:49.000 So what they'll do is they'll take... 1.00
00:25:51.000 And it's not 100% accurate unless they tag all of them, in which case they're assholes. 1.00
00:25:56.000 They should have just killed them. 1.00
00:25:58.000 Because they're an invasive species for people who don't know. 1.00
00:26:00.000 They're not from Florida at all.
00:26:01.000 So they're just devastating the ecosystem.
00:26:03.000 And they're turning on alligators. 0.98
00:26:05.000 They're eating alligators now because they've basically run out of everything else to eat. 1.00
00:26:08.000 It's a crazy fucking animal. 0.98
00:26:10.000 So what they would do is they would take, I would guess, like a chunk of the Everglades, you know, like 100 square yards or something like that, and they'd measure the amount, and then they would do another one. 0.99
00:26:18.000 They would do it like several places and then take an average, and then calculate all the square footage, and that's why they'd be pro or con.
00:26:26.000 You would think like hundreds of people would have been killed already.
00:26:28.000 No, because I don't think that many people, first of all, go in there and I don't think they want to eat people. 1.00
00:26:33.000 I think they probably don't know what the fuck a person is. 0.99
00:26:36.000 Whether they see a rabbit or some other shit, that probably looks like food. 0.99
00:26:41.000 People are wearing clothes. 0.99
00:26:42.000 I'm just guessing.
00:26:43.000 I know they do jack people, though, overseas. 0.62
00:26:45.000 There's been horrible videos of guys getting cut out of giant snakes.
00:26:49.000 You've never seen that?
00:26:49.000 Yeah, I've seen that.
00:26:50.000 That's crazy.
00:26:51.000 Some poor villager.
00:26:53.000 Yeah, a woman missing.
00:26:54.000 And then they find the snake and they go, we found her.
00:26:56.000 Like, they know they found her. 1.00
00:26:57.000 Look at this motherfucker. 0.99
00:26:59.000 Bounty Hunter kills gargantuan Burmese python gets 375 bucks and earns our undying gratitude. 1.00
00:27:06.000 Look at the size of that thing, dude.
00:27:08.000 17 and a half feet.
00:27:09.000 What part of Florida?
00:27:10.000 Like Jacksonville or something?
00:27:12.000 The Everglades.
00:27:13.000 Wherever the Everglades are.
00:27:14.000 North of Miami. 0.99
00:27:15.000 The Everglades is a giant ass swamp. 0.99
00:27:17.000 On the Gulf side? 0.99
00:27:18.000 Middle.
00:27:18.000 Like the both sides kind of depending.
00:27:20.000 It's like a big swampland. 0.99
00:27:21.000 Show Eddie an overhead view of the Everglades because the Everglades are fucking bananas. 0.95
00:27:28.000 One thing that they found that was interesting... 0.97
00:27:30.000 It's like all that. 1.00
00:27:31.000 Yeah, that shit. 1.00
00:27:33.000 Yeah, so that, all that stuff is dense. 1.00
00:27:38.000 Dense swamp.
00:27:40.000 That's just monster soup. 0.99
00:27:42.000 The tip of the dick of Florida is monster soup. 0.99
00:27:47.000 That's what that is. 0.99
00:27:48.000 You got some leaves.
00:27:49.000 You got some basil.
00:27:51.000 You got some leaves. 1.00
00:27:52.000 You got fucking snakes. 1.00
00:27:54.000 You got some grass. 1.00
00:27:55.000 You got some shit growing out of the ground. 1.00
00:27:57.000 And you got fucking alligators and snakes in an Aliens vs. 1.00
00:28:01.000 Predator battle to the death. 0.99
00:28:03.000 How would Joey describe the Everglades? 1.00
00:28:06.000 Listen, cocksucker. 1.00
00:28:07.000 These fucking dirty white people with their stinky feet. 1.00
00:28:10.000 Oh, you want a fucking snake? 1.00
00:28:12.000 Oh, I'm a Wiccan. 1.00
00:28:14.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:28:17.000 The guy kicks his fucking kid out of the house. 1.00
00:28:19.000 The kid can't feed the snake. 1.00
00:28:21.000 Next thing you know, monster soup. 1.00
00:28:24.000 Shit. 1.00
00:28:25.000 I mean, it really is down to these two super predators battling it out to the death. 0.99
00:28:30.000 And right now, I mean, I don't see any pictures of the alligators eating the pythons.
00:28:35.000 Do we have video of alligators eating pythons?
00:28:37.000 They're eating each other.
00:28:38.000 Yeah.
00:28:39.000 Okay.
00:28:40.000 So I guess it's just...
00:28:41.000 Well, that's good at least.
00:28:41.000 Everybody's eating everybody.
00:28:42.000 I'm rooting for the alligator.
00:28:44.000 Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
00:28:44.000 That thing's got a whole deer in its body.
00:28:45.000 Is this Florida?
00:28:46.000 Yeah.
00:28:47.000 It's just the same article.
00:28:48.000 Jesus Christ, man.
00:28:50.000 They can swallow a whole deer.
00:28:51.000 That is so nuts.
00:28:55.000 They're not even as wide as us.
00:28:57.000 Imagine not being as wide as a person and you could swallow a whole deer.
00:29:01.000 It says it had a 35-pound white-tailed fawn in it.
00:29:06.000 It was eating 111%?
00:29:09.000 Oh, 11.1%?
00:29:10.000 No, no.
00:29:11.000 111%.
00:29:11.000 What?
00:29:12.000 It was a 31-pound snake eating a 35-pound deer.
00:29:14.000 Oh, my God.
00:29:16.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:29:18.000 Yeah, they don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:29:19.000 Oh, I didn't read that part. 1.00
00:29:20.000 Oh my god, that is so ridiculous. 0.99
00:29:22.000 Yeah, they can eat their whole body weight. 1.00
00:29:24.000 Did you ever see that?
00:29:24.000 You've seen that.
00:29:25.000 We've showed that video of the frog.
00:29:27.000 Was it a frog or a toad that ate the mouse?
00:29:31.000 Sure.
00:29:32.000 The mouse is bigger than him, bro. 0.99
00:29:33.000 He just fucking eats it. 1.00
00:29:35.000 He just... 1.00
00:29:35.000 I didn't know that toads did that. 1.00
00:29:37.000 I had no idea.
00:29:38.000 This video, this little white mouse is in this cage, just looking around with this frog, and this frog just slowly comes closer to him, slowly comes closer, and then swop!
00:29:49.000 Swop!
00:29:50.000 Just half his body. 0.98
00:29:52.000 And you see this mouse trying to kick and get the fuck out of there, and the frog just slowly chokes him down. 0.95
00:29:57.000 Mm-mm. 0.94
00:29:59.000 I had no idea.
00:30:00.000 I thought they just ate insects.
00:30:00.000 That's what I thought too.
00:30:01.000 They figured it out.
00:30:05.000 See, if people believe in evolution, right?
00:30:08.000 I believe in evolution.
00:30:09.000 If people believe in evolution, why do we think it stops with us? 0.99
00:30:14.000 Why don't we think these goddamn frogs are going to take over? 1.00
00:30:17.000 Maybe one of the first signs of it was this Pepe the Frog controversy on the internet. 1.00
00:30:22.000 Maybe it's shots fired, things to come.
00:30:24.000 These frogs are going to start eating meat now. 1.00
00:30:26.000 The Trump frog?
00:30:27.000 Maybe these frogs are eating meat. 0.99
00:30:28.000 That's what's going on.
00:30:29.000 How did that start?
00:30:31.000 Pepe the Frog, was that around before Trump?
00:30:34.000 Got it, Jamie?
00:30:35.000 What is this, Jamie?
00:30:36.000 Oh, I've seen this. 0.99
00:30:37.000 The frog has a snake in its mouth and the snake's fucking attacking a cat. 0.99
00:30:41.000 Whoa. 1.00
00:30:41.000 Well, the cat comes over to swat the fucking snake. 1.00
00:30:44.000 Cats are ruthless, bro. 1.00
00:30:47.000 Cats are ruthless. 1.00
00:30:50.000 Yeah, it's just a compilation of frogs eating shit. 1.00
00:30:53.000 Well, there's one that's like super specific that I found on... 0.99
00:30:58.000 See how he used his hand?
00:30:59.000 That might be it.
00:31:00.000 See how he used his hand to stuff that worm?
00:31:01.000 Look at this one.
00:31:02.000 Here's one.
00:31:03.000 Oh, they're only showing part of it. 1.00
00:31:04.000 It's a bunch of shit. 1.00
00:31:06.000 Look how he gets that whole mouse in his mouth. 1.00
00:31:09.000 Damn. 0.99
00:31:10.000 This isn't even the same one, so there must be multiple videos of... 0.99
00:31:14.000 I guess that's a toad.
00:31:15.000 Is that a frog or a toad?
00:31:17.000 I honestly do not know the difference in that one.
00:31:20.000 I think frogs are like green.
00:31:23.000 Frogs live in water, right?
00:31:25.000 And toads hang out on the grass, right?
00:31:28.000 I think they...
00:31:31.000 When I was in Costa Rica, the first night, I went with a bunch of friends and they had this mansion, dude, right there in the jungle.
00:31:39.000 Oh, we talked about that.
00:31:40.000 I remember this.
00:31:41.000 And the first night, I doused my whole...
00:31:44.000 I knew the bugs were going to come out.
00:31:46.000 When we got there, I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to get attacked by bugs.
00:31:50.000 So I went to the neighborhood store and bought all their off and just used it like moose all over my body.
00:31:56.000 And we were sitting there as the sun set.
00:32:00.000 We were at the pool.
00:32:01.000 There was like 10 of us at the pool.
00:32:03.000 And as the sun was setting, all these frogs just appeared out of nowhere.
00:32:08.000 It was scary.
00:32:09.000 And the guy that lived there said, trust me, don't be scared.
00:32:12.000 They're going to be your friends.
00:32:13.000 I'm like, what do you mean?
00:32:14.000 He goes, trust me, we're going to need them.
00:32:16.000 I go, for the bugs?
00:32:17.000 He goes, yes.
00:32:18.000 So when the sun went down, we're at a pool in this Jay-Z type mansion at a pool in the middle of the jungle.
00:32:26.000 And there's all these frogs everywhere.
00:32:27.000 And then the bugs started coming.
00:32:29.000 You never saw the same bug twice.
00:32:31.000 And it was like Braveheart, dude.
00:32:32.000 They were all these frogs.
00:32:34.000 You just see them attacking these bugs.
00:32:36.000 It was like a war.
00:32:39.000 It was crazy.
00:32:40.000 And the bugs lost, dude.
00:32:42.000 The bugs lost.
00:32:43.000 The frogs jacked the bugs?
00:32:44.000 Dude, like those White Walkers, dude. 0.99
00:32:46.000 They fucked them up, dude. 0.99
00:32:47.000 Wow, that's an amazing video. 0.98
00:32:48.000 It was very entertaining.
00:32:49.000 It was very entertaining. 0.99
00:32:50.000 We were just sitting there going, holy shit, get those bugs. 1.00
00:32:53.000 Fuck those bugs up. 1.00
00:32:54.000 Why doesn't someone make a documentary about that? 1.00
00:32:56.000 It's crazy.
00:32:58.000 The war.
00:32:58.000 The daily war in the jungle.
00:33:01.000 When the bugs come out, fucking frogs eat. 1.00
00:33:04.000 Wow, bugs and frogs. 1.00
00:33:07.000 What a weird place to choose to put a mansion.
00:33:10.000 I get you want to be able to scream and not get in trouble. 0.99
00:33:13.000 One thing I learned about that trip is the people that like that shit are the people that will see a tarantula and pick it up and try to scare You have to be one of those people. 0.99
00:33:27.000 People like me who are scared of bugs, I'm not a jungle guy. 0.99
00:33:32.000 I'm a snow guy.
00:33:33.000 I just went to Lake Tahoe.
00:33:35.000 We went to Squaw Valley. 1.00
00:33:36.000 That's my shit. 1.00
00:33:38.000 Snow, too cold for any bugs. 1.00
00:33:40.000 The jungle, if I never go to another jungle ever, I wouldn't give a shit. 0.98
00:33:44.000 I had a horrible time that day. 0.99
00:33:46.000 The last time I was in a jungle.
00:33:47.000 Brian Callen had a similar story about when he was trying to be a bug scientist.
00:33:51.000 What's that called? 1.00
00:33:52.000 Fuck a jungle. 1.00
00:33:54.000 Entomologist. 1.00
00:33:54.000 And he was hanging out in the jungle with these people, and they had to put turpentine on the posts of the platform where the tent sat on. 1.00
00:34:02.000 For the ants?
00:34:03.000 Yeah, because the ants would be marching through the jungle.
00:34:05.000 He said, you could hear them walking.
00:34:07.000 You could hear them.
00:34:08.000 Yeah.
00:34:09.000 You can hear the ants.
00:34:09.000 There's so many of you can hear them.
00:34:11.000 Fuck that. 1.00
00:34:12.000 Fuck that. 1.00
00:34:13.000 Fuck the jungle, dude. 1.00
00:34:15.000 Fuck the jungle. 1.00
00:34:17.000 That's why if you have to choose between cold or unbearable heat. 1.00
00:34:22.000 I'd always choose cold.
00:34:23.000 Yeah.
00:34:24.000 The thing about cold is, it's like you can get warm.
00:34:27.000 You know, when you're hot, you can't really get cool.
00:34:30.000 It's hard.
00:34:31.000 You can get cool in your house.
00:34:33.000 But you could start a fire in your house and you just wear warm clothes outside and you just live smart.
00:34:39.000 It's like the challenges of...
00:34:41.000 It's interesting when you look at population in the world.
00:34:44.000 Because in this country, at least, not the world, but in this country...
00:34:47.000 All the places where it gets really cold, population gets limited.
00:34:51.000 It's only going to get so big.
00:34:52.000 But when things are sweet, real nice, especially like LA, people just pile in.
00:34:58.000 But I guess New York's the argument against that.
00:35:01.000 Phoenix, though, it's the opposite.
00:35:02.000 It's super hot.
00:35:03.000 It melts everybody.
00:35:04.000 Yeah, but people like to party down there.
00:35:05.000 You like to party?
00:35:07.000 If you like to party, you go to Phoenix, you go, man, this is where I live.
00:35:10.000 I live in Phoenix.
00:35:11.000 Open carry state. 1.00
00:35:13.000 The fucking sheriff, our pile, makes everybody wear pink underwear and pink jumpsuits and shit. 1.00
00:35:18.000 It's a crazy state. 1.00
00:35:18.000 I think if you look at where people live, I think, generally speaking, white people like cold and darker people like the heat. 1.00
00:35:29.000 It seems that way.
00:35:30.000 Because if you look at the North Pole, if you look at the North Pole, looking down on it, all the surrounding countries, they're all white. 1.00
00:35:37.000 Right, but you know why, right?
00:35:39.000 Because they want to be close to the North Pole.
00:35:42.000 Is that why?
00:35:43.000 They want to be Santa's first stop?
00:35:47.000 It's supposedly a magical place, the North Pole. 0.92
00:35:49.000 Well, it's because they don't get any vitamin D up there because it's hot as fuck where they're from and sunny, where they're from originally.
00:35:57.000 And then as people migrated and got these northern climates, their skin became paler and paler like a solar panel for vitamin D. That's where you get it.
00:36:08.000 You get it from the sun. 0.95
00:36:08.000 So because they don't get much vitamin D... Because there's no fucking sun out. 0.95
00:36:14.000 It's cold as shit. 1.00
00:36:14.000 It's cloudy in England and Ireland and all these places where people are really, really white. 1.00
00:36:20.000 It's fucking cloudy all the time, man. 0.99
00:36:21.000 It's cold as fuck. 1.00
00:36:22.000 So you're not getting that vitamin D. Plus your whole body's covered in fucking minks and animal skins and shit. 1.00
00:36:28.000 That's why they're all white. 1.00
00:36:29.000 They're all from the same thing.
00:36:31.000 That's what's weird about it.
00:36:32.000 But there's also some growing evidence that there was a whole gang of different kinds of people.
00:36:37.000 They're finding these new Russian people called Denisovans. 0.92
00:36:41.000 They found bones of them.
00:36:42.000 So they think there was maybe a bunch of other versions of human beings that we just lost in time.
00:36:48.000 And then you're going to probably find it as people get further and further into DNA testing.
00:36:52.000 They'll find more and more different versions of people and people.
00:36:56.000 There's supposedly a lost empire in Russia called Tardia.
00:37:00.000 You ever heard about that?
00:37:01.000 No.
00:37:02.000 Yeah, it's supposedly erased from all history for different reasons.
00:37:08.000 I don't really know that much about it, but it keeps popping up on YouTube.
00:37:11.000 If I was a juvenile, I would make a joke about the name of it.
00:37:14.000 Tardia?
00:37:15.000 Yeah, I would make a joke.
00:37:17.000 What would you say?
00:37:18.000 I'd say something terrible.
00:37:19.000 Like what?
00:37:21.000 Tardia.
00:37:22.000 I can't think of anything.
00:37:23.000 I wonder why they didn't make it.
00:37:26.000 Okay.
00:37:27.000 That guy, Graham Hancock, who wrote that book, did you ever listen to that podcast I did with him recently?
00:37:31.000 Not the recent one. 0.97
00:37:33.000 Dude, he was talking about the Amazon and that hidden civilizations that were, at one point in time in the Amazon, then European settlers, or European explorers, rather, came there and gave them smallpox, and it burned through the entire fucking population, just like it burned through the Native Americans. 0.94
00:37:47.000 Same deal, just wiped out these huge cities. 0.89
00:37:50.000 People just abandoned these huge cities.
00:37:52.000 And he was saying that at one point in time, they think as much as 20 million people are living in the Amazon.
00:37:56.000 Then they had these really big established cities.
00:38:00.000 So now they're using this stuff called Lidar. 0.97
00:38:02.000 It's like light, like laser, that they shoot from a fucking plane and they make maps of the jungle. 0.97
00:38:08.000 They're finding cities. 0.99
00:38:09.000 Buried cities. 0.99
00:38:10.000 Dude, it's crazy.
00:38:11.000 It's amazing to watch.
00:38:14.000 Because the first European explorers, when they went to the Amazon, according to Grant Hancock in his book, which is called America Before, the first European explorers, when they came to the Amazon, they were like, oh my god, this is incredible.
00:38:27.000 They have these massive cities and sophisticated culture, and they wrote back about it.
00:38:32.000 Then when people came back hundreds of years later, everything was gone. 0.99
00:38:37.000 It was all just engulfed by the jungle because all the people died off after the fucking European explorers came. 0.96
00:38:44.000 So the European explorers came. 0.99
00:38:45.000 They spread their diseases.
00:38:47.000 They came in, I don't know how many boats over how much time.
00:38:49.000 They wrote things about it. 0.99
00:38:51.000 And then everybody fucking died. 1.00
00:38:52.000 They died. 1.00
00:38:53.000 Like a haunted curse.
00:38:56.000 Like they brought a curse to a place.
00:38:58.000 And then the jungle overcame the city.
00:39:01.000 And grew through the pillars of the floor.
00:39:03.000 And just took over.
00:39:04.000 And now they're finding it.
00:39:06.000 Through all this new sophisticated technology where they can scan through the trees and just get images of what the ground looks like.
00:39:13.000 And then they take this image of the ground and you can see these grids.
00:39:15.000 See buildings.
00:39:17.000 It's amazing that... 0.99
00:39:19.000 They could survive in the jungle with all that fungus and bacteria and viruses and bugs and all that shit, but smallpox takes them out. 0.99
00:39:29.000 Smallpox jacked them. 0.99
00:39:31.000 They weren't ready for it.
00:39:32.000 It was probably not just smallpox.
00:39:34.000 It was probably a gang of diseases.
00:39:36.000 I mean, smallpox for sure killed a lot of people during that time period, so they assumed it was smallpox.
00:39:42.000 And smallpox most likely was one of the diseases, but I bet they gave them a bunch of other diseases too. 0.99
00:39:46.000 These fucking people had no immune system for any of the shit the Europeans were running over there. 1.00
00:39:52.000 And I bet the same thing would happen if someone from there went to Europe. 1.00
00:39:56.000 I bet they have some weird parasites and weird shit that if they could somehow... 1.00
00:40:00.000 I mean, I guess. 0.99
00:40:01.000 You'd imagine people that live in the jungle must be exposed to certain parasites or certain diseases or germs that they don't get in Europe either.
00:40:11.000 For sure.
00:40:11.000 Transferring them back and forth like that probably wouldn't have...
00:40:13.000 If they went and visited a giant ship full of Amazonians and went to visit Europe, they probably would have given them some strange diseases. 0.97
00:40:21.000 Yeah, like...
00:40:21.000 Dude, can you imagine?
00:40:23.000 I wonder if those guys brought anything back.
00:40:25.000 I wonder if they got anything from the Amazon people and brought it back. 0.99
00:40:28.000 Vaginal parasites. 1.00
00:40:29.000 How dare you? 1.00
00:40:30.000 I can't believe you went there, man. 0.88
00:40:33.000 Imagine the kind of sexual diseases they had in the Amazon that they were immune to that Europeans were just dying for. 0.99
00:40:39.000 Oh, the funk. 1.00
00:40:40.000 Imagine what everybody smelled like, what their assholes must have smelled like. 1.00
00:40:43.000 Like coral growing on their dicks. 1.00
00:40:45.000 There's no deodorant. 0.98
00:40:47.000 They probably didn't use soap.
00:40:48.000 And you probably got used to it.
00:40:50.000 You know, they say people are used to smells. 0.98
00:40:53.000 That's why people that live in those towns where they have a factory and everything smells like chicken shit or something like that, those people get used to it. 0.82
00:40:59.000 Or when you're on the 405 and you pass by that Budweiser plant, it smells like it has that weird... 0.94
00:41:05.000 Like almost fried.
00:41:06.000 Yeah.
00:41:06.000 Like weird fried food or something.
00:41:08.000 What is that?
00:41:09.000 And you drive into San Pedro and it smells like the sewer.
00:41:13.000 You know when you're on the 710 or the 110?
00:41:16.000 There's certain places.
00:41:18.000 There's certain places where you...
00:41:20.000 Like in New Jersey when I was a kid, I remember there was areas you'd grow by that had factories. 0.99
00:41:24.000 And you could see the fucking smoke coming out of the factory. 0.99
00:41:28.000 They were just spewing it. 1.00
00:41:29.000 It would stink. 1.00
00:41:30.000 The whole fucking city would stink. 1.00
00:41:32.000 And if you lived there, you just had to accept that. 1.00
00:41:34.000 If you lived there, there's no fixing that.
00:41:36.000 That's just what the town smelled like.
00:41:38.000 That was your reality.
00:41:40.000 That's crazy.
00:41:41.000 What do you think of... 1.00
00:41:45.000 I'm terrified of all that shit. 1.00
00:41:48.000 How much long-term testing have they done? 1.00
00:41:52.000 Zero?
00:41:53.000 Or negative numbers?
00:41:54.000 They're paying people off?
00:41:59.000 When I'm driving around with my family, my wife is obsessed with recognizing plates.
00:42:04.000 She's always calling out Florida, Oregon.
00:42:06.000 Her and my son, they got a little game they play.
00:42:08.000 They're always looking at the plates.
00:42:10.000 I'm always looking at cell phone towers and satellite dishes.
00:42:14.000 I'm always...
00:42:16.000 Yeah.
00:42:16.000 All satellite dishes point to the southeast for some reason or other.
00:42:21.000 And that's what I always check.
00:42:22.000 All of them?
00:42:22.000 They don't point to the north.
00:42:24.000 In Southern California, that is.
00:42:25.000 But that's just DirecTV satellite.
00:42:26.000 That's all satellites.
00:42:27.000 All satellites.
00:42:28.000 But every satellite dish?
00:42:30.000 It's pointing to the south.
00:42:31.000 Consumer.
00:42:31.000 Consumer satellite dishes?
00:42:32.000 Every satellite dish that I've seen, I'm obsessed with them.
00:42:36.000 Yeah, they're everywhere.
00:42:37.000 They never point to the north.
00:42:38.000 They're always pointing southeast.
00:42:40.000 All of them.
00:42:41.000 The great majority of satellite dishes that you see are probably like DirecTV or...
00:42:46.000 No, yeah, for sure.
00:42:48.000 I've noticed all of them.
00:42:49.000 All of them.
00:42:49.000 But you go...
00:42:50.000 It's crazy.
00:42:52.000 I don't know why.
00:42:52.000 I don't know why.
00:42:53.000 But also those cell phone towers.
00:42:55.000 I was on this website called smartmetersmurder.com.
00:43:01.000 Smartmetersmurder.com.
00:43:02.000 Say that ten times.
00:43:03.000 Yeah.
00:43:03.000 I was trying to remember.
00:43:04.000 Smartmetersmurder.com. 1.00
00:43:06.000 Dude, you want to get your fucking head blown off? 1.00
00:43:09.000 Go to that website and read the documents that they're pulling from different agencies, dude. 1.00
00:43:15.000 Scary!
00:43:16.000 What are you talking about?
00:43:17.000 Scary.
00:43:18.000 That weed is kicking in, Sean.
00:43:19.000 You know what? 1.00
00:43:20.000 You're going to have to go check that shit out. 0.99
00:43:22.000 But it's like on 5G. But back from their documents from government agencies from 2001, July 2001, it was like this whole... 0.98
00:43:32.000 I don't know how big, like 400-page plan for the world.
00:43:37.000 It's a plan for the world.
00:43:38.000 Who wrote this plan?
00:43:40.000 The way you're holding that, while you do it, it is quite hilarious.
00:43:44.000 It's the perfect, like if someone was talking about a conspiracy theory and they had a blunt, And they were just like in full bore conspiracy talk while they're holding a joint.
00:43:53.000 It's so scary, dude, that I don't even want to talk about it.
00:43:55.000 Let's change the subject.
00:43:56.000 If you want to look into it, go to smartmetersmurder.com, but it's scary, dude.
00:44:02.000 I have read.
00:44:02.000 I don't even want to talk about it.
00:44:03.000 I have read things where people are questioning whether or not 5G is going to be healthy.
00:44:10.000 But I haven't seen anything that verifies it is or it isn't.
00:44:14.000 I haven't seen anything that says...
00:44:15.000 I need to look into it.
00:44:16.000 But just in the...
00:44:17.000 What I'm worried, all told, is that I really think that Wi-Fi signals...
00:44:23.000 All the various signals that surround us all the time, I think they have an effect on us, and I don't know what that effect is.
00:44:29.000 I don't know if it's negative or positive.
00:44:30.000 I don't know if it dulls the senses.
00:44:33.000 It's entirely possible that it does something to dull the senses because it occupies an area...
00:44:40.000 I mean, if we have the capability of recognizing the fact that there's these signals around us all the time, cellular signals, radio signals, satellite signals, we're surrounded constantly by signals.
00:44:53.000 Are we absolutely sure that our body doesn't have the capacity to recognize those signals?
00:44:59.000 Even though we don't have a really clear method of taking those signals in and then translating them into visuals or into audio, because we can't take that serious satellite signal and then have a player in our head.
00:45:14.000 Because of that, we assume that we're not taking it in, in some way.
00:45:18.000 That's what this report is about.
00:45:23.000 This is why I say this.
00:45:25.000 Because when I feel the least...
00:45:30.000 Foggy is when I'm in the woods, when I'm in the mountains, when there's no cell phone service, there's no radio service, there's no Wi-Fi, there ain't shit up there.
00:45:38.000 It's weird how satellites don't work when someone's in the woods.
00:45:41.000 No, no, no, satellites do work.
00:45:42.000 You could actually get a dish.
00:45:43.000 But not in the woods, though.
00:45:44.000 No, in the woods.
00:45:44.000 You get a dish you put on the roof of your car, you could watch.
00:45:46.000 That's a new thing that Steve Vanella actually...
00:45:48.000 Don't our phones work on satellites?
00:45:50.000 No.
00:45:50.000 The phones work on cell towers, but the GPS works on satellites.
00:45:53.000 So your phone still works as a GPS unit when you're in the woods, even if you don't have any signal.
00:45:58.000 So you can find your way out with a map.
00:46:00.000 If your phone was on...
00:46:01.000 You know, there's people that say the GPS is also run by the towers, too.
00:46:07.000 They don't need to go into space.
00:46:08.000 You could triangulate your position from towers alone, but that's just a conspiracy theory.
00:46:13.000 Well, you probably could triangulate your position from towers, but you couldn't broadcast to such a gigantic area like you can with satellites.
00:46:20.000 You can see satellites.
00:46:21.000 The people that think that satellites aren't real, they need to talk to somebody who makes satellites.
00:46:25.000 They're there.
00:46:26.000 You can see them with telescopes.
00:46:27.000 They're up there.
00:46:28.000 We have the ability to tune in to the very specific spot in the sky with a direct TV, and you'll pick up the signal.
00:46:35.000 That's how you get the signal.
00:46:36.000 You tune to the spot in the sky where the satellite is, and you pick up the signal.
00:46:39.000 They're real. 0.98
00:46:40.000 People have a problem with fucking everything that's ever existed. 0.99
00:46:44.000 Everything. 1.00
00:46:45.000 Everything's fake.
00:46:46.000 Everything's fake.
00:46:48.000 People think the reality is fake.
00:46:49.000 Most of it is.
00:46:50.000 How many people think that we're living in a simulation? 0.98
00:46:52.000 Really, really fucking smart people think it. 0.99
00:46:55.000 That's okay. 0.99
00:46:56.000 That's okay.
00:46:57.000 That isn't crazy.
00:46:58.000 That's the craziest thing about all conspiracy theories.
00:47:01.000 Like people that are not on that side, there's a conspiracy theory to the side.
00:47:06.000 And then there's the people way on the other side. 0.99
00:47:08.000 Those motherfuckers are totally into, man, we live in a computer. 1.00
00:47:12.000 That is hilarious. 1.00
00:47:14.000 That's not logical.
00:47:16.000 That's illogical.
00:47:17.000 Well, the reason why they think that is because someday there's going to be a program...
00:47:22.000 But there's no proof, though.
00:47:24.000 Hey, it may be true.
00:47:25.000 It may be true.
00:47:25.000 Maybe we do live in a computer.
00:47:27.000 But, dude, there's no evidence.
00:47:29.000 No, there's no evidence.
00:47:30.000 And these conspiracy theories, if you look into each one individually, maybe it's true, maybe it's not, but there's actual evidence.
00:47:37.000 Is it enough evidence to prove it one way or another?
00:47:40.000 Who knows? 0.99
00:47:41.000 But don't talk shit on government conspiracy. 0.99
00:47:46.000 Dude, I've never heard... 0.99
00:47:49.000 I've never heard anybody like...
00:47:50.000 But it's easy to categorize people like that.
00:47:52.000 The same people that believe this believe that.
00:47:54.000 We haven't done any surveys.
00:47:55.000 No, no.
00:47:56.000 Okay, for sure I haven't done any surveys.
00:47:58.000 This is all based on the people that I come in contact with.
00:48:01.000 Dude, I would say 80% of my students, they're not conspiracy theorists.
00:48:07.000 They don't even think about it.
00:48:08.000 They're just regular people.
00:48:09.000 They don't concern themselves with it.
00:48:13.000 You know what I mean?
00:48:14.000 They think it's amusing that I'm into it, but they're not into it.
00:48:16.000 That's hilarious.
00:48:17.000 But those same people...
00:48:20.000 When you say, dude, you know, Elon Musk says that we might live in a computer.
00:48:24.000 And everyone's like, it may be true, but dude, there's zero evidence of that. 0.99
00:48:29.000 That we live in a fucking computer? 0.98
00:48:30.000 What was the evidence? 1.00
00:48:31.000 Where's the evidence?
00:48:32.000 What did someone propose some sort of theory that proves that life is a hologram?
00:48:38.000 It wasn't a hologram.
00:48:39.000 Life is a simulation.
00:48:40.000 Someone proved that?
00:48:42.000 I'd like to see that.
00:48:43.000 I tried reading this book, The Holographic Universe, but I didn't get into it.
00:48:46.000 Maybe I should revisit it.
00:48:47.000 I'm not saying it's not true.
00:48:48.000 I'm just saying there's...
00:48:49.000 No, I know. 0.98
00:48:50.000 But what I'm saying is it might not be the same fucking people that you're talking about that do or don't believe. 0.98
00:48:55.000 But people definitely get rigid. 0.98
00:48:57.000 It's cool to believe that.
00:48:58.000 You could talk to people like, you know, Elon Musk said it.
00:49:00.000 It's like a cool thing.
00:49:02.000 You could be way on the left.
00:49:04.000 You could be way...
00:49:05.000 And just like, yeah, we might live in a computer, man.
00:49:08.000 It's interesting.
00:49:09.000 That's fascinating to me.
00:49:11.000 I think the reason why they say that is because one day we will.
00:49:15.000 And we all know it.
00:49:16.000 We all know it. 0.97
00:49:17.000 We all know that one day you could be in something that's as ridiculous as what you're experiencing right now and it could be a simulation.
00:49:24.000 Yes, yes, but they believe that we're already in a computer.
00:49:30.000 They might not necessarily believe it, but they're entertaining the idea.
00:49:32.000 That's what the theory is.
00:49:34.000 We might be in a computer simulation.
00:49:36.000 You know what I mean?
00:49:37.000 We might be living in a computer simulation.
00:49:39.000 Maybe.
00:49:40.000 I'm not saying we don't.
00:49:41.000 I'm just saying, dude...
00:49:42.000 There's no evidence of that.
00:49:44.000 Right, but the key word's might.
00:49:45.000 So, to just explore an idea, like, are we living in a simulation, it doesn't mean you believe it.
00:49:49.000 I see nothing wrong with that.
00:49:51.000 Yeah.
00:49:51.000 That's what I'm talking about.
00:49:52.000 That's like a conspiracy.
00:49:53.000 That should be one of the...
00:49:55.000 You should lump...
00:49:56.000 It's logical to lump that in with all those, like, 9-11 conspiracies.
00:50:00.000 Like, 9-11, for instance.
00:50:01.000 There's lots of evidence that it was an inside job.
00:50:04.000 But that's a crazy conspiracy to most people.
00:50:06.000 But if you look into it, their science supports that it was an inside job.
00:50:11.000 But then science disputes that.
00:50:13.000 No, but still there's evidence.
00:50:16.000 No, no, for sure.
00:50:16.000 But there's evidence, right?
00:50:17.000 I'm not saying whether it's true or not.
00:50:19.000 I don't want to go into a 911 inside job conversation.
00:50:23.000 No, no, I'm just saying.
00:50:23.000 I'm just using that.
00:50:25.000 I'm just using that.
00:50:26.000 As an example, that's a crazy conspiracy theory.
00:50:30.000 But there's a lot of evidence, whether it's true or not, who knows?
00:50:33.000 You know what I mean?
00:50:34.000 I think it was an inside job, but a lot of people don't and whatever.
00:50:37.000 But there's zero evidence of us living in a computer simulation.
00:50:41.000 Right, but we're not talking about the same people.
00:50:43.000 They might not be the same people that believe one or the other.
00:50:46.000 They're different people.
00:50:46.000 You're lumping them together.
00:50:47.000 No, no, no, no, I'm not lumping them.
00:50:48.000 They're different people.
00:50:50.000 I know, but the people that don't want to believe that and don't want to look at the evidence I'm saying...
00:50:54.000 Aren't necessarily the same exact people as the people that believe in a simulation.
00:50:57.000 You're right.
00:50:59.000 There's no poll on it.
00:51:00.000 I haven't taken a poll.
00:51:01.000 I'm just connecting it to 911. You just wanted to talk about it, so you got us into it.
00:51:06.000 Yeah, we don't want to talk about 9-11.
00:51:08.000 I was just using that as an example.
00:51:10.000 I know what you're saying. 1.00
00:51:11.000 People believe weird shit. 1.00
00:51:12.000 They definitely do. 1.00
00:51:13.000 Like the people that really want to believe in Bigfoot or the people that really want to believe in UFOs.
00:51:18.000 UFOs are coming back right now.
00:51:19.000 Everybody's talking about UFOs.
00:51:20.000 Dude, they're stronger than ever.
00:51:21.000 Bigger than ever.
00:51:21.000 Stronger than ever.
00:51:22.000 I should tell you something.
00:51:23.000 Dave Foley's hooked.
00:51:25.000 Dave Foley from News Radio.
00:51:26.000 Remember Dave Foley?
00:51:27.000 Hooked.
00:51:28.000 We text each other almost exclusively about UFO evidence.
00:51:33.000 Dude.
00:51:34.000 He recommends documentaries.
00:51:35.000 You know me, dude.
00:51:36.000 I was the biggest.
00:51:36.000 What's this?
00:51:38.000 The New York Times a couple days ago.
00:51:39.000 Oh, wow.
00:51:40.000 What is that?
00:51:41.000 Navy pilots report unidentified flying objects.
00:51:45.000 Here's the thing, though. 0.99
00:51:47.000 We don't know what kind of shit the Chinese have figured out. 1.00
00:51:50.000 We don't know what kind of shit the Russians have figured out. 1.00
00:51:52.000 We assume that we know. 1.00
00:51:54.000 But we didn't let them know about the stealth bomber or any of the crazy shit that they were building in Area 51. We didn't let them know. 0.98
00:52:02.000 Do you know me?
00:52:02.000 I was balls deep into the UFO community.
00:52:05.000 I know.
00:52:05.000 The first tattoo I got is, I got an alien on my left arm in an Egyptian garb.
00:52:11.000 I was into fucking ancient Egypt, the conspiracy side of the ancient Egypt. 0.96
00:52:16.000 There's the mainstream Egyptology. 0.98
00:52:17.000 I was into the, oh, look what Graham Hancock is saying.
00:52:20.000 And UFOs.
00:52:23.000 Balls deep.
00:52:24.000 That stuff's so fun.
00:52:25.000 There's so much proof in my head.
00:52:27.000 There was so much proof that the government was trying to cover up.
00:52:30.000 Look, why are they covering it up?
00:52:31.000 Why are they covering it up?
00:52:32.000 Look at all these guys.
00:52:35.000 Pilots from the Air Force are saying they saw UFOs.
00:52:37.000 Pilots from the Navy are saying they saw UFOs.
00:52:40.000 Dudes from the Pentagon.
00:52:41.000 It's got to be true. 0.62
00:52:42.000 That's a CIA pilot.
00:52:44.000 He's saying it.
00:52:45.000 So when your ball's deep and you really want to believe it, you look at it that way.
00:52:49.000 You're like, look, there's all these government officials saying they saw UFOs.
00:52:53.000 And they got their own UFO story.
00:52:55.000 And then you listen to Bill Cooper.
00:52:59.000 And he was former...
00:53:01.000 Office of Naval Intelligence Officer. 1.00
00:53:03.000 And when you hear what he says, shit, he wrote that book, Behold the Pale White Horse. 1.00
00:53:09.000 Yeah, but that guy said crazy shit. 1.00
00:53:11.000 He said there's a base on the moon. 1.00
00:53:13.000 Not that guy.
00:53:13.000 That's Behold the Pale White Horse.
00:53:15.000 He said there's a base on the moon?
00:53:17.000 Yes, yes.
00:53:18.000 No, he, at first...
00:53:20.000 Didn't he?
00:53:20.000 At first, you're talking about Lear.
00:53:25.000 You're talking about that guy.
00:53:25.000 No, no, no.
00:53:26.000 Bob Lazar's friend. 0.97
00:53:27.000 That guy's crazy too, right? 0.98
00:53:28.000 Totally. 0.96
00:53:28.000 What does that guy say? 0.96
00:53:29.000 He says that...
00:53:31.000 There's millions of people on each planet, and every planet has millions of people.
00:53:37.000 Is he the guy that owns Skinwalker Ranch?
00:53:39.000 I don't know, but he was a part of...
00:53:41.000 His dad owned Learjet.
00:53:43.000 Right, right.
00:53:44.000 I forget what his first name is. 0.98
00:53:45.000 That dude seems like a super rich troll. 0.98
00:53:48.000 Totally. 1.00
00:53:49.000 When he says the crazy shit he says, I'm like, this guy's having a good time fucking with people. 1.00
00:53:53.000 Yeah, totally, totally. 1.00
00:53:54.000 But Bill Cooper says that because his job... 0.98
00:53:58.000 Was to prepare notes, top secret notes, classified shit, for meetings with high-level people in the military. 0.99
00:54:09.000 And he was, based on what he was reading, he was like, damn, UFOs are real. 0.99
00:54:13.000 Look! 0.99
00:54:15.000 I have proof.
00:54:16.000 So at first he was like, for sure UFOs are real.
00:54:19.000 For sure they're hiding them.
00:54:20.000 That's what he was saying.
00:54:21.000 He was preaching that.
00:54:22.000 Then he learned later.
00:54:24.000 They let him whistleblow.
00:54:25.000 He never got busted for whistleblow.
00:54:27.000 They wanted him to leak that UFO. That's what his conclusion was.
00:54:33.000 He started to realize, wait a minute.
00:54:35.000 They want me to leak this.
00:54:37.000 And then he got to the point where he believes that all UFO abductions, like he believed that everything was a product of the government.
00:54:49.000 All UFO sightings, abductions, they're taking you in. 1.00
00:54:53.000 He believes it's like the CIA doing that shit. 0.99
00:54:55.000 And that's what he was really about before. 1.00
00:54:58.000 And then he got killed.
00:54:58.000 He got murdered, man.
00:54:59.000 They went up to his ranch and fucked him up. 1.00
00:55:01.000 If they wanted to really fuck with you, this is what I think they would do. 1.00
00:55:05.000 First of all, they would put acid on your shit. 1.00
00:55:08.000 They'd put acid on your doorknob or something like that. 1.00
00:55:10.000 Because there was a dude who found something.
00:55:14.000 I forget what he found.
00:55:15.000 Some old thing.
00:55:17.000 And as he was opening it up, just by touching it, it was like some old thing.
00:55:22.000 It was dipped in acid and he went on an acid trip for like six hours.
00:55:26.000 So this is what they'd do.
00:55:27.000 They'd dose you up.
00:55:29.000 They'd somehow or another dose you up.
00:55:31.000 Whether touching a doorknob, did you find the guy?
00:55:35.000 It's a real recent story.
00:55:37.000 It's a guy that was cleaning a board like this, a soundboard.
00:55:40.000 That's what it was.
00:55:41.000 He touched it.
00:55:41.000 That's what it was.
00:55:43.000 Telling his girlfriend, I think I'm fucking high. 0.99
00:55:45.000 Yes. 0.99
00:55:46.000 And they ended up testing it.
00:55:47.000 That's exactly the story.
00:55:48.000 That's exactly the story.
00:55:49.000 So they could do that to you and then sneak up on you with some special effects. 1.00
00:55:54.000 Wear some fucking crazy mask and fucking flash you at lights and you're so crazy high you don't know what the fuck's going on. 1.00
00:56:00.000 They grab you and put you on a desk and tell you you've been abducted by aliens from another planet. 1.00
00:56:06.000 You don't think they fucked with people and did stuff like that? 0.98
00:56:08.000 They do for a fact. 0.97
00:56:09.000 I guarantee they do that.
00:56:09.000 Have you seen the documentary Abducted in Plain Sight?
00:56:12.000 No, I have not.
00:56:13.000 Which one's that?
00:56:14.000 What's that about?
00:56:15.000 Is that about UFOs?
00:56:17.000 Well, it's sort of this guy.
00:56:21.000 He was married, had a couple kids.
00:56:23.000 He was tight with a family who had three daughters. 0.98
00:56:26.000 He was a predator.
00:56:27.000 So he targeted the 12-year-old.
00:56:30.000 And what he did is he... 1.00
00:56:34.000 Like, fuck with the mom, fuck with the dad. 1.00
00:56:37.000 Fuck with the dad. 1.00
00:56:38.000 He had sex with the dad. 1.00
00:56:40.000 Sexual relations. 1.00
00:56:41.000 Fuck the dad, not fuck with him. 1.00
00:56:43.000 The dad jerked him off. 1.00
00:56:44.000 Oh, Jesus. 0.93
00:56:45.000 They talk about this on the podcast.
00:56:46.000 That's all it was? 0.96
00:56:46.000 The guy just jerked him off? 0.96
00:56:47.000 The guy jerked him off. 0.99
00:56:48.000 He convinced the guy to jerk him off. 0.99
00:56:51.000 How weird. 0.98
00:56:51.000 So he wanted blackmail on the parents. 0.98
00:56:53.000 Right. 1.00
00:56:54.000 So that once he took the daughter, they couldn't say shit. 1.00
00:56:57.000 And that's the blackmail because he jerked him off? 1.00
00:56:59.000 And he fucked with the mother too. 1.00
00:57:01.000 And it was a secret. 1.00
00:57:02.000 So of course that guy doesn't want none of that shit. 1.00
00:57:04.000 So he lets the guy take his kid? 1.00
00:57:06.000 He has to take the daughter horseback riding.
00:57:09.000 And they were like, okay.
00:57:10.000 So he takes the daughter horseback riding.
00:57:12.000 And what he does is he starts telling her that there's all these alien abductions going on.
00:57:16.000 And we got to be careful for aliens.
00:57:18.000 She's 12 years old.
00:57:19.000 So he's setting her up.
00:57:20.000 So what he does, he drugs her.
00:57:22.000 She wakes up.
00:57:23.000 She's strapped to a table.
00:57:24.000 He's got a speaker with alien voices coming out.
00:57:27.000 And the alien, and she wakes up.
00:57:29.000 She doesn't know where she's at.
00:57:29.000 She's like, oh my God.
00:57:30.000 And this alien voice says that she is responsible for saving the earth.
00:57:36.000 She has to marry that dude. 1.00
00:57:38.000 She has to marry the dude. 0.93
00:57:40.000 In the alien voice, you have to marry Bob.
00:57:43.000 And you have to have this, but you can't tell nobody.
00:57:45.000 What kind of drugs?
00:57:47.000 I don't know.
00:57:48.000 And then she passes out again and she wakes up and she's not strapped.
00:57:52.000 She's looking around the trailer and she sees the guy. 0.99
00:57:54.000 He's pretending he's all fucked up. 0.99
00:57:56.000 And she's waking him up and he has fake blood on him or whatever. 1.00
00:57:59.000 And then he wakes up and then she tells him, we've been abducted by aliens and I need to have your child.
00:58:05.000 Oh my God.
00:58:06.000 He tricked her.
00:58:07.000 So from the age of 12 to 16, he owned her, dude.
00:58:11.000 They end up catching him with the girl like a week later.
00:58:14.000 FBI gets involved and the girl can't tell anybody or everyone dies.
00:58:21.000 So she's obsessed. 0.81
00:58:22.000 Now she's back with her family.
00:58:24.000 The guy's in jail for like a day because you know what he does?
00:58:26.000 He has his lawyers send letters to the mother and father to make them sign like that it was consensual.
00:58:36.000 What?
00:58:36.000 He threatened the blackmail, so they signed it and let him out.
00:58:40.000 They signed and they let him out.
00:58:41.000 And then he goes to the next state over, but that chick, she's 12, 13, 14, and she's obsessed with him.
00:58:48.000 She has to save the world.
00:58:50.000 So that's an example of...
00:58:52.000 And then it turns out that I think the guy was CIA probably, and he knew those techniques.
00:58:58.000 That's how they get people.
00:58:59.000 They fill them up, say there's all these alien abductions, get them all scared, and then boom, when they do it, they believe it.
00:59:05.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99
00:59:06.000 Yeah, so that's just MKUltra shit, dude. 1.00
00:59:08.000 She got MKUltra'd. 0.99
00:59:09.000 I guarantee you they did that to people who are like political enemies. 1.00
00:59:13.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:59:13.000 I guarantee you. 1.00
00:59:14.000 Why wouldn't they do that?
00:59:14.000 It's easy.
00:59:15.000 It's easy.
00:59:16.000 It just seems like something they would do, too.
00:59:18.000 It just seems like it makes sense.
00:59:19.000 And then Bill Cooper said that the mutilated...
00:59:23.000 Cattle thing that people were saying, oh UFOs are taking them because the organs were taken out so surgically that we don't have the...
00:59:32.000 But what Bill Cooper, he got balls deep into that.
00:59:35.000 He started getting into breaking down what's really happening with UFOs. 1.00
00:59:39.000 He's going, oh shit. 0.99
00:59:42.000 The government is pretending to cover it up. 1.00
00:59:45.000 They want to push it.
00:59:46.000 They want people to believe in aliens.
00:59:48.000 So what do you think that the cattle mutilations were?
00:59:50.000 You think they were testing weapons on these cattle?
00:59:52.000 Bill Cooper said it was really simple.
00:59:54.000 All the cattle were found by military bases, and what they do is they...
00:59:57.000 When they're constantly checking radiation levels around bases, constantly.
01:00:02.000 So what they do is, if there's cows, they'll routinely take a cow, take out its rectum, take out certain organs surgically, and then they dump them just to scare people.
01:00:12.000 It'll kill two birds with one stone.
01:00:14.000 They really needed to get some radiation tests.
01:00:18.000 But it's always good to push UFOs.
01:00:21.000 It's always good to scare people with aliens.
01:00:24.000 I wonder if those cattle abductions, if they coincided with areas where there was some sort of toxic dump, ammunition dump or something like that.
01:00:36.000 Do they have more of them around Nevada where they did all those nuclear tests?
01:00:40.000 I'm not sure, but...
01:00:41.000 The gist of what Bill Cooper said was, they were all found near military bases, and once he looked into it, he's like, oh, I know what they're doing.
01:00:49.000 They're checking radiation levels, and they're scaring people at the same time.
01:00:52.000 That makes sense, because it was surgically removed, right?
01:00:55.000 People can do that.
01:00:56.000 Why would that eliminate the possibility that people could do it?
01:00:59.000 Of course people could do it.
01:01:00.000 But people are like, dude, only aliens could do that.
01:01:02.000 And then they take it, and then they move it to another place so that the blood is not in the spot where they find the animal.
01:01:07.000 That's all it is. 0.63
01:01:08.000 Dude, I'm a crazy...
01:01:09.000 That's how they catch poachers, you know? 0.67
01:01:11.000 Do you know that?
01:01:12.000 How?
01:01:13.000 They catch poachers that way sometimes.
01:01:15.000 They find out where the gut pile is.
01:01:17.000 Say if you didn't really have a tag to shoot a deer, and then you shot a deer in another place where you're not supposed to be, but you have a tag at a different place, because there's some places where it's easier to get tags, you just take the deer out of the forbidden place,
01:01:33.000 take a picture of it or something like that, and then go back home.
01:01:36.000 Well, they busted people because park rangers recognize certain mountain peaks.
01:01:42.000 And they're like, no, no, no, you weren't there.
01:01:43.000 I know exactly where you were when you killed this deer.
01:01:45.000 You were in a different place.
01:01:46.000 And then they go to that different place and they look at the picture and they try to coordinate and then they find the gut pile and then they convict people of poaching.
01:01:55.000 That's happened before.
01:01:57.000 They look at the photos.
01:01:59.000 Yeah.
01:02:00.000 Yeah.
01:02:00.000 So that's what Bill Cooper...
01:02:02.000 That makes sense that they would do that.
01:02:04.000 Because if you think you took that animal and killed it and cut it and left this big bloody pot and then put it in a truck and then dragged it 10 miles away and dropped it off there, people would be like, this is crazy.
01:02:15.000 There's no blood at the scene of the crime.
01:02:17.000 All the blood's missing.
01:02:18.000 It's been surgically removed.
01:02:19.000 Like, no one can do this.
01:02:21.000 This is impossible.
01:02:22.000 There's literally no blood on the ground. 1.00
01:02:24.000 Yeah, because they put it there, you fuck. 1.00
01:02:26.000 You fuckwit. 1.00
01:02:27.000 You think aliens came this far to fuck with cows? 1.00
01:02:30.000 Imagine if we went all the way up to, like, Neptune to shoot gophers. 1.00
01:02:33.000 We're just gonna go up there and fuck up your gophers. 1.00
01:02:37.000 I feel like your Neptune gophers just jack them, cut their dicks off, throw them back. 1.00
01:02:41.000 That's funny, man. 0.99
01:02:42.000 That's exactly what they thought aliens did.
01:02:44.000 That is hilarious. 0.99
01:02:47.000 Cattle mutilations are fucking hilarious in that regard. 0.97
01:02:49.000 It's gross, too, though, that they did it so many times that it became a thing that people looked for. 0.97
01:02:54.000 And then they let all these people who believe in aliens anyway, they let all these people just stew.
01:03:00.000 Because they're trying to scare us with aliens, for sure.
01:03:04.000 Maybe that's what Bigfoot's about.
01:03:05.000 Maybe Bigfoot was about, dude, let's create this mythical monster and have people afraid.
01:03:11.000 They don't want people to move in the woods.
01:03:13.000 Because that's not good for the NWO, the New World Order.
01:03:17.000 They want people to go into cities, so they create these Bigfoots.
01:03:20.000 And if they're not doing it, they should do it.
01:03:22.000 Create another Bigfoot.
01:03:24.000 That's an easy way. 0.93
01:03:26.000 That's the most ridiculous reason for believing in Bigfoot I've ever heard. 0.93
01:03:28.000 That's so funny. 0.95
01:03:30.000 Bigfoot's been around forever, though, dude.
01:03:32.000 The CIA's been around forever.
01:03:34.000 Man, they were in the Native American culture before.
01:03:36.000 I bet the Nazis did that too. 0.99
01:03:38.000 I bet the Nazis, I bet if you go to Germany, they have these mythical creatures that they created to scare people out of the woods. 0.98
01:03:44.000 If they're not doing that, if they're not doing that, damn, they gotta give me credit if they start doing it. 0.97
01:03:50.000 Because that's a good Illuminati move right there, right? 0.99
01:03:52.000 That's how crazy deep you have to be if you're a conspiracy theorist.
01:03:56.000 If you go so deep, you think that the CIA was in the Native Americans before Columbus landed.
01:04:03.000 You go, Bro, you don't even understand.
01:04:05.000 It had a different name.
01:04:06.000 It was a secret Native American organization, and they taught the Europeans.
01:04:10.000 Maybe the CIA of the Apache, because you know they had to have some evil elites that lied to their people, right? 0.57
01:04:17.000 Maybe they wanted to keep their tribes together, so they said, they created these monsters. 0.92
01:04:22.000 You can't go out there.
01:04:22.000 We're going to protect you.
01:04:23.000 You've got to stay here.
01:04:25.000 Wouldn't that be a good move for...
01:04:26.000 That's probably exactly what happened.
01:04:27.000 Right?
01:04:27.000 And they got these crazy stories of these monsters.
01:04:30.000 Yeah, man.
01:04:31.000 You gotta stay here.
01:04:32.000 We'll protect you.
01:04:33.000 Native American CIA. Yeah. 0.88
01:04:35.000 Native American CIA. Maybe that's just building empires 101. You create, you scare them with aliens. 0.99
01:04:41.000 We got a threat from up here, so we need to protect you.
01:04:44.000 And then we got threats down here, too.
01:04:46.000 Jaws.
01:04:47.000 Maybe Jaws is a CIA movie.
01:04:49.000 Let's keep people out the ocean.
01:04:51.000 We gotta keep them in the cities.
01:04:53.000 It's all CIA, bro.
01:04:54.000 Everything.
01:04:54.000 The CIA is all powerful.
01:04:56.000 Imagine if they just work for good.
01:04:58.000 Instead of trying to infiltrate the Native American community? 0.85
01:05:03.000 I'm sure most of the people in the CIA are really legitimately trying to stop communism.
01:05:07.000 It's just like a few key...
01:05:09.000 Cowboys.
01:05:10.000 Yes.
01:05:10.000 Cowboys.
01:05:11.000 Yeah, and anything.
01:05:12.000 Cops, right?
01:05:13.000 When you hear about corrupt cops, that doesn't mean all cops are corrupt.
01:05:16.000 But did you ever see that documentary on New York, The 7-5?
01:05:21.000 Mike Dowd, he'd been a guest on Joey's podcast, my podcast.
01:05:25.000 He was a corrupt cop. 1.00
01:05:27.000 Oh shit. 1.00
01:05:28.000 Deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply corrupt. 1.00
01:05:30.000 That means he murdered people. 0.96
01:05:31.000 No, no, no.
01:05:32.000 We got up to that.
01:05:33.000 According to him, he's never going to tell you he murdered people if you didn't get caught for it.
01:05:36.000 But he went to jail.
01:05:37.000 And he says he did and I believe him.
01:05:38.000 Just to clarify.
01:05:40.000 But, you know, dealt with drug dealers. 0.99
01:05:42.000 And, you know, was driving around in a Corvette and shit, living like a baller. 1.00
01:05:46.000 That's scary. 1.00
01:05:46.000 They were all selling drugs. 1.00
01:05:47.000 And they caught him, and, you know, they put him in jail for a long time, and then they put out this fucking amazing documentary. 0.97
01:05:51.000 It's called The 7-5. 0.96
01:05:53.000 It's so good.
01:05:53.000 What does he talk about?
01:05:54.000 Everything.
01:05:55.000 He spills the beans about getting involved with all these drug dealers, and, you know, rolling these people over, taking their money, and then going to business with them.
01:06:02.000 That's scary. 0.71
01:06:02.000 Crazy. 0.71
01:06:03.000 It is a crazy documentary.
01:06:05.000 You get anxiety.
01:06:06.000 Even though you know the guy's still alive, while they're telling the stories, you're like, Jesus Christ!
01:06:10.000 They were just doing blow and going crazy.
01:06:13.000 And robbing people.
01:06:14.000 Just straight robbing people.
01:06:16.000 Showing up at people's houses, putting guns in their heads, robbing of their drug money.
01:06:20.000 It was nuts, man.
01:06:22.000 There was hits out on them.
01:06:23.000 It was crazy.
01:06:24.000 It's a crazy documentary.
01:06:26.000 But this is like...
01:06:28.000 There's a guy who...
01:06:32.000 I think?
01:06:47.000 And what they were talking about today, and when I was walking the dog, I was listening to this, they were saying, no, what it does is it exposes you more than it corrupts you.
01:06:55.000 Exposes corruption. 0.74
01:06:56.000 And they gave some examples about Richard Nixon, that Richard Nixon, when he was young, his professor told him not to be a lawyer because he has really shitty ethics. 0.78
01:07:07.000 It exposed him when he became president.
01:07:09.000 And that's when the power got to him.
01:07:12.000 And that's an interesting subject.
01:07:16.000 Why does someone become an out-of-control, corrupt cop?
01:07:21.000 Well, it exposes them.
01:07:23.000 It exposes something in them.
01:07:24.000 But in his case, what he was saying was the whole department was corrupt.
01:07:27.000 When he got in there, they were corrupt. 0.97
01:07:29.000 People were corrupt.
01:07:29.000 The day he got on the job, people were telling him what to talk about, what not to talk about.
01:07:34.000 And they beat some guy up or something like that.
01:07:36.000 And it's like, this never happened.
01:07:38.000 They have these little...
01:07:41.000 What do they call it?
01:07:42.000 What is that expression they have for cops keeping their mouths shut? 1.00
01:07:47.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99
01:07:49.000 There's an expression. 0.99
01:07:50.000 There's like a code.
01:07:53.000 It's not just called the code.
01:07:55.000 It almost has like a...
01:07:56.000 Snitches need stitches. 1.00
01:07:59.000 Code of...
01:07:59.000 Maybe I'm thinking of a Chuck Norris movie.
01:08:01.000 Code of Silence.
01:08:02.000 But...
01:08:05.000 When you got the power to just rob drug dealers and you're, you know, a young guy who's doing coke. 1.00
01:08:10.000 You know, you're crazy. 0.99
01:08:11.000 He's a really nice guy, though. 0.97
01:08:12.000 Google literally returns as a police officer.
01:08:14.000 Code of Silence.
01:08:15.000 Code of Silence.
01:08:16.000 Chuck Norris movie.
01:08:17.000 It was a Chuck Norris movie, right?
01:08:18.000 It was a good one.
01:08:19.000 Back when Chuck was doing those cop movies. 1.00
01:08:21.000 I loved that shit when I was a kid. 1.00
01:08:22.000 Blue Wall of Silence, maybe? 1.00
01:08:24.000 Code of Silence?
01:08:25.000 All of that's coming up.
01:08:26.000 Oh, I think Code of Silence is the name of the Chuck Norris movie.
01:08:29.000 I'm pretty sure.
01:08:32.000 But, yeah, man, just like there's corrupt cops, most cops aren't corrupt. 0.98
01:08:35.000 I think that's the case with agents, with fucking anybody, you know? 0.98
01:08:39.000 That's just how it goes, man. 0.99
01:08:40.000 I have a bunch of cop friends.
01:08:42.000 They're all cool.
01:08:42.000 Jamie just made a mad dash.
01:08:44.000 You notice that?
01:08:44.000 That's what I would call a diarrhea dash.
01:08:47.000 Yep.
01:08:48.000 Running into that can.
01:08:49.000 I know there's cops out there that you know are probably a couple of them out there fucking people up and maybe for sure for sure but the cops I know the cops that I come in Contact with they've always been cool to me.
01:09:00.000 Yes always been cool to me.
01:09:02.000 Well also to you know, they're not pulling you over They're also in the martial arts.
01:09:05.000 You're a famous martial artist and a lot of times you're training or learning from them or we're talking to him at UFC events.
01:09:11.000 They know Lou Salceda John McCarthy Yep, yep.
01:09:16.000 Great guys. 0.99
01:09:17.000 I'm super pro-cop, but I know that there's bad people in every fucking line of work. 0.95
01:09:22.000 It doesn't mean cops are bad. 0.95
01:09:23.000 It doesn't. 1.00
01:09:24.000 It's a terrible fucking job. 0.99
01:09:26.000 The problem is when someone does do something bad, man, it changes everybody's opinion about what cops are. 0.99
01:09:31.000 There's two videos I saw last week of cops pulling people over with guns drawn, pointed in the car.
01:09:36.000 One was a Mexican family, a guy and his girl, and one was a black family, a guy and his girl.
01:09:41.000 It was the same thing.
01:09:42.000 The guy's driving, and the cop has his gun out, pointed at them.
01:09:47.000 And he's telling this black kid to shut off his car and he's like, I'm not going to do that. 0.91
01:09:51.000 He's like, I'm not moving my hands. 0.99
01:09:53.000 He goes, I'll give you an excuse to shoot me.
01:09:55.000 I'm not moving my hands.
01:09:56.000 So his girl's filming it and he's got his hands up.
01:09:59.000 And it's crazy to watch, man.
01:10:00.000 I don't know what happened before that.
01:10:01.000 I don't know what the context was.
01:10:03.000 I don't know.
01:10:03.000 I don't know.
01:10:04.000 I have no idea.
01:10:05.000 All I know is this guy's got a gun pointed at this guy and the guy's not threatening him.
01:10:10.000 And he's telling them to shut off the car, and the guy's scared to shut off the car.
01:10:13.000 Because there are videos of a cop telling a guy, pull over.
01:10:18.000 He goes, let me see your license and registration.
01:10:20.000 And he reaches back to get his wallet, and the cop shoots him.
01:10:22.000 There's a video of that.
01:10:23.000 You can see that.
01:10:25.000 That's just people, is my point.
01:10:26.000 I've got to clarify this.
01:10:27.000 You've got to know the whole story, though. 0.99
01:10:28.000 Because maybe they ran his plates, and they go, oh shit, we've got a hot one. 0.99
01:10:33.000 Sometimes, I'm sure that's the case. 1.00
01:10:34.000 You never know.
01:10:35.000 Sometimes, I'm sure that's the case.
01:10:36.000 Yeah.
01:10:36.000 But with this video, that wasn't, you know, nobody provided that information in that video.
01:10:41.000 You're just seeing a guy pointing a gun at a guy, and I don't think he has his, you know...
01:10:46.000 I mean, he just has his hands up. 0.99
01:10:47.000 Look, it's all fucking... 0.99
01:10:49.000 We've talked about this a hundred times. 1.00
01:10:50.000 It's a hard goddamn job. 0.99
01:10:51.000 You're pulling people over. 1.00
01:10:52.000 You never know who's going to shoot you. 1.00
01:10:53.000 You want to go home to your wife and family, and every fucking day, you're pulling people over that are lying to you. 0.99
01:10:58.000 Every day, you're dealing with people that are breaking the law, and they're not happy to see you. 0.99
01:11:02.000 Every day.
01:11:03.000 And, you know... 0.98
01:11:04.000 I think that's where that absolute power corrupting comes in corrupt some fucking people You know, there's some dirty birds out there I think in the future though, man You're gonna see less and less of it. 0.97
01:11:21.000 I think it was probably a hundred percent of the way things ran like many many years ago and Now it's way less cuz it's just way more transparency, you know, you know that cocaine Cowboys documentary you've seen that Billy Corbin stuff? 0.96
01:11:37.000 Yes.
01:11:38.000 You know how the graduating class at the Police Academy in Miami one year?
01:11:42.000 100% of them either were murdered or went to jail for corruption.
01:11:46.000 The whole class.
01:11:50.000 That's crazy.
01:11:51.000 That's what happens when places go sideways.
01:11:54.000 When things go so nutty.
01:11:58.000 It's crazy.
01:11:59.000 Like, the Scarface days?
01:12:01.000 Yeah.
01:12:01.000 You know how crazy I am.
01:12:02.000 If someone told me, dude, you know the CIA produced Scarface to distract from their drug running, I would just need a YouTube link.
01:12:12.000 You know what I mean?
01:12:13.000 Well...
01:12:15.000 The CIA, even if they didn't produce it, if some cowboys in the CIA were selling drugs, even if they didn't produce Scarface, they certainly benefited from it somewhat.
01:12:27.000 Because it made drug smugglers, for all the drug smugglers...
01:12:31.000 They were all Cuban.
01:12:32.000 They were all Mexican.
01:12:33.000 That was the problem.
01:12:35.000 There was some guys.
01:12:36.000 What was that guy?
01:12:37.000 Well, didn't Barry Seal bring in over five billion tons or five billion dollars or something like that?
01:12:44.000 A big billion of drug money in the 80s.
01:12:47.000 Did you see the Tom Cruise movie on him?
01:12:48.000 Yeah, wasn't that?
01:12:49.000 Isn't that what it was about?
01:12:50.000 Very good, yeah.
01:12:50.000 It was about that, right?
01:12:52.000 It's about Barry Seal.
01:12:54.000 What is that movie called?
01:12:56.000 The Tom Cruise one?
01:12:57.000 American Made.
01:12:58.000 American Made. 1.00
01:12:58.000 That's a fucking excellent movie. 1.00
01:13:00.000 That's an excellent movie. 1.00
01:13:01.000 And for people who don't know how all that shit went down, you watch that movie, I don't know how historically accurate it was. 0.99
01:13:06.000 Is it involved the CIA too? 0.99
01:13:08.000 Oh yeah!
01:13:08.000 They talk about that?
01:13:09.000 Oh yeah!
01:13:09.000 How'd they let that happen?
01:13:10.000 Oh yeah!
01:13:12.000 Oh yeah!
01:13:13.000 And they essentially...
01:13:26.000 I don't know if it had in the murders of the two kids, though.
01:13:30.000 Because that's really how they got busted. 0.99
01:13:32.000 They got busted because they were dropping off coke out of these planes and two kids saw the drop-off and they found the two kids near the coke and they fucking murdered them. 0.97
01:13:41.000 And then they put them on train tracks and said they got high and fell asleep on train tracks. 0.96
01:13:47.000 Families did an autopsy and found knife wounds on the kid.
01:13:50.000 They knew something was up and then they investigated and slowly but surely the pieces started to fall apart.
01:13:56.000 And then when Barry Seal was murdered, he had George Bush's phone number in his pocket.
01:14:02.000 When he was murdered.
01:14:03.000 Is that in the movie too?
01:14:04.000 I don't know.
01:14:05.000 I don't know.
01:14:05.000 I don't know if that was in the movie, but that's what happened.
01:14:08.000 On his way to testify.
01:14:10.000 I mean, they weren't even hiding it.
01:14:12.000 They just let this guy get shot up on the way to testify. 0.98
01:14:16.000 He, for sure, brought in what I would call a fuckload of coke. 0.75
01:14:22.000 Who? 0.99
01:14:22.000 Barry Seal. 0.99
01:14:23.000 For sure. 1.00
01:14:24.000 A fuckload. 0.99
01:14:25.000 Who is his boss, you think? 0.99
01:14:26.000 That's a good question.
01:14:27.000 It was in Arkansas, right?
01:14:28.000 Somebody probably got a taste...
01:14:31.000 You know, at many different stages, right?
01:14:33.000 Was the coke coming in in Arkansas?
01:14:35.000 Yes.
01:14:35.000 Mina, right?
01:14:35.000 Mina, Arkansas.
01:14:36.000 Was that real?
01:14:37.000 Was that in a movie?
01:14:38.000 Tom Cruise made a movie about Mina, Arkansas?
01:14:40.000 Bro, it's a good movie.
01:14:41.000 I don't know.
01:14:42.000 It's hard for me to watch any movies unless it's an animated movie for my kid.
01:14:45.000 Like, going to a regular movie, can't do it anymore.
01:14:47.000 I know, it's hard.
01:14:47.000 Can't do it anymore.
01:14:48.000 I like them at home.
01:14:48.000 Well, Google This was, we probably have a lot that we just covered that needs to be Googled.
01:14:54.000 The website about the accuracy of the movie.
01:14:57.000 Oh, good.
01:14:57.000 Perfect.
01:14:58.000 That's what I was going to ask, too.
01:14:59.000 And who decides what's accurate or not?
01:15:02.000 You know what I mean?
01:15:02.000 Right.
01:15:03.000 And they let him go.
01:15:04.000 And certain times they caught him and they let him go and people didn't want to let him go.
01:15:08.000 It's a crazy documentary or crazy movie.
01:15:12.000 What do they call that?
01:15:14.000 A docudrama?
01:15:15.000 What is it when someone makes a movie about it?
01:15:18.000 It's not really a docudrama, though. 1.00
01:15:20.000 It's a fucking movie. 0.99
01:15:23.000 You never know how much is true. 1.00
01:15:25.000 We were talking about that goddamn wrestling movie with Steve Carell. 0.98
01:15:29.000 With the Mark Schultz movie? 0.99
01:15:33.000 Oh yeah, the Gary Goodrich thing.
01:15:34.000 Dave and Mark Schultz?
01:15:35.000 Yeah.
01:15:35.000 Yeah, the Gary Goodrich thing, where they replaced him with some Russian dude in the movie.
01:15:39.000 That's a historical event.
01:15:40.000 When Gary Goodrich fought Mark Schultz, that was a historical event.
01:15:44.000 Mark Schultz dominated one of the best guys in the sport easily.
01:15:47.000 Just wrestled him to the ground with ease.
01:15:49.000 And we got a chance to see, wow, this is what happens when an Olympic gold medalist wrestles a regular martial artist.
01:15:54.000 But in the movie, they decided to just change that.
01:15:56.000 For no reason.
01:15:58.000 Like, they could do that with anything. 0.99
01:15:59.000 So who the fuck knows? 1.00
01:16:00.000 Well, the Bruce Lee movie with Jason Scott Lee, man, that was filled with a bunch of bullshit, dude. 1.00
01:16:05.000 Yeah, they just made shit up. 0.99
01:16:06.000 He had a famous fight where he learned Wing Chun doesn't really work on Americans. 0.99
01:16:10.000 It was in a YMCA. He was fighting for the right to teach foreigners Kung Fu because the elders that lived in San Francisco or Seattle, I forget.
01:16:20.000 I think it was San Francisco.
01:16:21.000 They didn't want him to teach foreigners, and they said, if you beat our guy up, then we'll let you teach foreigners. 0.99
01:16:27.000 So he had this fight.
01:16:28.000 It was in the YMCA. But in the actual movie, it's in a fucking dungeon, dude. 1.00
01:16:32.000 It's a cave, and the elders just sit up like, Lord of the Rings! 1.00
01:16:36.000 It's like Lord of the fucking Rings! 1.00
01:16:38.000 That's right. 1.00
01:16:39.000 It's the craziest thing.
01:16:40.000 They didn't have to go that far, but I guess it was just a YMCA. Did he win the fight?
01:16:45.000 Yes, and in real life, he hurt his back doing squats or doing deadlifts.
01:16:53.000 It was really bad.
01:16:54.000 So that's when he wrote his first book, is when he was in traction.
01:16:57.000 Is that what they call it?
01:16:58.000 Your back's in some kind of spinal or some kind of brace.
01:17:02.000 But in the movie, The dude kicked him in the back and broke his back.
01:17:10.000 Tricky.
01:17:11.000 Yeah.
01:17:11.000 I mean, come on.
01:17:14.000 And then there's a famous appearance of his at the Long Beach Convention Center back in the 60s.
01:17:22.000 It was like a karate tournament, and he did some demonstrations.
01:17:26.000 There's a famous video of him doing the one-inch punch.
01:17:29.000 It's like an IBJJF tournament.
01:17:32.000 He's doing a demonstration.
01:17:33.000 And in the movie, it was a real fight.
01:17:36.000 And he fights the same dude from the dungeon.
01:17:38.000 It's a rematch.
01:17:39.000 Oh, no.
01:17:40.000 They made that up?
01:17:41.000 They added all that?
01:17:42.000 Dude! 1.00
01:17:43.000 What the fuck are you guys thinking? 1.00
01:17:45.000 Why would they do that? 1.00
01:17:46.000 They didn't need to.
01:17:47.000 His life was amazing in reality.
01:17:52.000 Aren't they doing something on him right now, though?
01:17:54.000 Isn't something happening right now?
01:17:56.000 Some new Bruce Lee thing?
01:17:57.000 Did I read that?
01:17:58.000 Or am I just hoping?
01:17:59.000 There's a movie coming out about a dude who's a famous actor in the late 60s and early 70s.
01:18:08.000 And in the movie...
01:18:11.000 Oh, he's a stuntman.
01:18:12.000 Yeah, he's a famous, rich stuntman dude.
01:18:14.000 And in the movie, there's a Bruce Lee part where he's in a Bruce Lee movie.
01:18:19.000 It's a new Quentin Tarantino movie called Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
01:18:21.000 He shows up as one of the actors.
01:18:23.000 Oh, Bruce Lee's in there?
01:18:23.000 Yeah.
01:18:24.000 Oh, nice.
01:18:24.000 But is it CGI Bruce Lee?
01:18:26.000 No, it's an actor.
01:18:27.000 It's an actor.
01:18:28.000 They should've went with the CGI, Bruce Lee.
01:18:30.000 Oh, yeah.
01:18:30.000 How cool would that be?
01:18:31.000 Make a new Bruce Lee movie all CGI? They could do that shit. 1.00
01:18:35.000 Imagine that. 1.00
01:18:36.000 Here's the thing, bro.
01:18:36.000 The Illuminati doesn't want you to know how good they are at that yet.
01:18:39.000 Okay, so if the Illuminati created Bruce Lee, what would be the reason? 0.96
01:18:42.000 Well, if they did it, they would let you know, hey, fuckface, we already can make movies out of anybody anytime we want. 0.97
01:18:49.000 We could have someone talk like Bruce Lee. 0.98
01:18:54.000 Look at that.
01:18:55.000 Wait a minute.
01:18:56.000 That looks like Bruce Lee, dude.
01:18:57.000 That guy looks very good.
01:18:58.000 Was that CGI? No, it doesn't look like I'm right there.
01:19:01.000 I mean, it's close enough.
01:19:02.000 Is that the new Bruce Lee?
01:19:03.000 This is just from the trailer, so that's the only piece we can get.
01:19:07.000 Oh, you know what?
01:19:07.000 That's CGI. No, no, no.
01:19:09.000 It's not CGI. No, no, no.
01:19:10.000 For sure it's CGI. That first clip.
01:19:12.000 That guy right there?
01:19:12.000 That first clip.
01:19:13.000 That one right there is CGI. No, it's glasses.
01:19:15.000 Eddie's wearing glasses.
01:19:16.000 Look at his face!
01:19:17.000 He's wearing glasses. 1.00
01:19:17.000 It looks fake as fuck. 1.00
01:19:18.000 It looks like a CGI video game. 1.00
01:19:20.000 Doesn't it?
01:19:21.000 Oh, you think they did something to his jaw?
01:19:23.000 It looks like a CGI face.
01:19:25.000 No, he has an unusual jaw.
01:19:26.000 Right there, that looks real.
01:19:26.000 But that's because you're seeing him at a different angle.
01:19:28.000 Back it up to where he's at the side.
01:19:30.000 What if they're doing like that faking?
01:19:32.000 To me, that looks...
01:19:34.000 Jesus Christ, Eddie.
01:19:35.000 He's got a very defined jawline.
01:19:35.000 Look at his jaw.
01:19:36.000 He's got a very defined jawline.
01:19:38.000 I think everything's fake, dude.
01:19:38.000 I know, you gotta stop that.
01:19:39.000 I think everything is.
01:19:40.000 You gotta stop.
01:19:40.000 It's exhausting.
01:19:42.000 They could have, though, if they wanted to.
01:19:44.000 They did The Fast and the Furious with Paul Walker.
01:19:46.000 They recreated his face a lot.
01:19:48.000 They need to do a Bruce Lee movie. 0.99
01:19:49.000 They can't have it fucked up at all. 0.98
01:19:52.000 It has to be super smooth. 0.99
01:19:54.000 It has to be really Bruce Lee-esque.
01:19:57.000 Totally.
01:19:58.000 And you know what?
01:19:58.000 You could do it like that movie, man, this was like 20 years ago, the Final Fantasy movie where they did animation but they tried to make it look real.
01:20:05.000 Old people, they got that shit down. 1.00
01:20:07.000 They got old people down. 1.00
01:20:08.000 Hard to make a young girl look real. 1.00
01:20:11.000 So that kind of had still a cartoon effect. 1.00
01:20:13.000 But older people, shit, look like real people. 1.00
01:20:15.000 Yeah, they can do it with textured skins, right? 1.00
01:20:18.000 They can do it with dragons.
01:20:20.000 And that was 20 years ago.
01:20:21.000 They could do movies that are full CGI that's really hard to tell.
01:20:26.000 Well, it's also because your brain doesn't have a reference point for dragons.
01:20:30.000 They can make a dragon look real.
01:20:32.000 Did you see Game of Thrones?
01:20:34.000 They have the wolves.
01:20:35.000 The wolves are always just like, eh.
01:20:36.000 They don't have the hair down.
01:20:39.000 They're like five years away from hair.
01:20:41.000 It moves too CGI. It's super slow-mo.
01:20:45.000 It's always super slow-mo.
01:20:46.000 That is him that popped up here on this video.
01:20:48.000 It's Michael Mo.
01:20:49.000 That's the dude.
01:20:50.000 So when you see him with the glasses and see him from the side, he should...
01:20:54.000 That's interesting.
01:20:56.000 I don't know if they could do the CGI yet for a whole movie and make him with Bruce Lee's face.
01:21:02.000 They could do it perfect.
01:21:03.000 Yeah.
01:21:03.000 Wow, that's crazy.
01:21:05.000 So they could have done that?
01:21:07.000 But then again, if everybody else in the movie isn't like Steve McQueen and all the other famous folks in the movie, like are they using different people for them? 0.96
01:21:15.000 That would be fucked up.
01:21:16.000 Imagine if in the future all they ever make is like Charles Bronson movies, Steve McQueen movies, Bruce Lee movies, and they do it with regular actors, and the regular actors get paid like scale. 0.99
01:21:29.000 These are giant ass fucking huge movies. 0.91
01:21:30.000 And they do faking on them. 0.99
01:21:32.000 And they have new Bruce Lee movies.
01:21:35.000 That would be a lot cheaper just doing it first.
01:21:38.000 They added Princess Leia back in, and she's not even alive anymore.
01:21:41.000 I didn't see the new one.
01:21:42.000 Well, there you go.
01:21:43.000 That's the future.
01:21:44.000 Wait a minute.
01:21:44.000 Maybe I did.
01:21:46.000 They're doing it now.
01:21:47.000 She's in the more recent one that just came out, and the one before that, too, I guess.
01:21:51.000 I think I saw the most.
01:21:52.000 Was the most recent?
01:21:53.000 I don't know.
01:21:54.000 There's too many of them.
01:21:55.000 There's a lot of them.
01:21:56.000 I think I'm one behind.
01:21:58.000 I think.
01:21:59.000 I haven't seen the new Avengers.
01:22:02.000 I've managed to avoid all spoilers.
01:22:04.000 How about when they start doing like, like they'll take Angelina Lee's face and put it on like, you know, Beyonce's body or something?
01:22:12.000 Remember that song?
01:22:14.000 See how big old titty, like Angelina Jolie. 1.00
01:22:16.000 Remember that song?
01:22:17.000 Yeah.
01:22:18.000 Do you remember that song?
01:22:18.000 That's a great song.
01:22:19.000 That was a big hit for like a couple of weeks.
01:22:20.000 People forgot about that.
01:22:22.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:22:24.000 Angelina Jolie got some big ass titties. 1.00
01:22:27.000 That was the song. 1.00
01:22:28.000 It was like different people that had some big ass titties. 0.99
01:22:32.000 That was the name of the song. 0.99
01:22:35.000 She's in that new Maleficent movie. 1.00
01:22:37.000 They did some crazy shit to her face, man. 1.00
01:22:38.000 They turned her into some like dragon lady, some wizard lady or witch lady. 1.00
01:22:42.000 Yeah, there's a lot of Satanism in movies, man.
01:22:44.000 They go dark with the gods.
01:22:46.000 Do you trip out?
01:22:47.000 I know we have different opinions on what is up there.
01:22:53.000 What?
01:22:53.000 The sky and space.
01:22:54.000 But do you notice watching kids programming that they fucking bombard kids with space, right? 0.96
01:23:02.000 Sure. 0.98
01:23:02.000 Dude, they get hammered with it. 0.98
01:23:05.000 In every movie, there's space, there's aliens, there's space, there's aliens.
01:23:08.000 Well, not every movie, but a lot of movies, yeah.
01:23:11.000 It's crazy.
01:23:12.000 It's insane.
01:23:12.000 They blast them with it.
01:23:14.000 Well, there's a lot above us.
01:23:16.000 If you look up, see forever.
01:23:18.000 But it's important for kids, though.
01:23:19.000 Totally.
01:23:20.000 It's important, period, man.
01:23:20.000 I went to see Brian Cox's demonstration that he did.
01:23:23.000 They do a show.
01:23:25.000 They did it in downtown LA. And I was thinking, I would love to get Eddie Bravo high and have him watch this like a fight companion.
01:23:31.000 Is this CGI? Is this fake?
01:23:35.000 yeah why do you think it's fake how much do you think is fake that you see in space man um you know warner von braun was a nazi right yes okay he was brought in from operation paperclip right right we had annie jacobsen on did you listen to that yeah yeah she talked in depth about that i mean that's how everyone agrees on that yep everyone agrees that he directed all six moon missions yeah everyone agrees everyone agrees that him and walt disney were best friends Were they best friends?
01:24:04.000 Yep.
01:24:04.000 They were best friends.
01:24:05.000 They worked on space together.
01:24:08.000 They were like, you know, jumping to a lot of conclusions.
01:24:13.000 But today, in this day and age, you don't think anybody's...
01:24:15.000 Like when SpaceX shoots rockets off into space or when, you know, Amazon has a rocket company now, these guys are going to be able to...
01:24:23.000 Launch satellites and even have consumer flights.
01:24:27.000 I just need proof, man.
01:24:28.000 What about a consumer flight?
01:24:28.000 I see a lot of deception.
01:24:29.000 In the future, would you be willing?
01:24:31.000 I see deception everywhere, so I'm like, you know when you're talking about that Foxcatcher movie?
01:24:35.000 Hold on.
01:24:35.000 You know when you're talking about that Foxcatcher movie?
01:24:37.000 You've said it a couple times on your podcast where you're like, once you saw that they left Gary Goodridge out, you were like, I can't trust this movie.
01:24:45.000 The whole movie is, I can't trust it.
01:24:47.000 It may be real, it may not be real, but I need some proof.
01:24:49.000 I got you.
01:24:50.000 That's exactly how I feel about Space.
01:24:53.000 No, no, not space.
01:24:54.000 The government.
01:24:55.000 The government.
01:24:55.000 So anything coming from a government agency, whatever, it's a government agency, I look at it like Foxcatcher.
01:25:01.000 You've lied enough where I'm like, I need some irrefutable evidence.
01:25:05.000 Otherwise, why do I have to believe it?
01:25:08.000 I get it.
01:25:08.000 I just assume it ain't real.
01:25:09.000 I get it, but SpaceX isn't the government.
01:25:11.000 SpaceX is a private company.
01:25:13.000 No, they're subsidized by the government, man.
01:25:15.000 Oh, they're subsidized?
01:25:15.000 They do.
01:25:15.000 They got like $4 billion from the government.
01:25:18.000 So they tell them to fake space?
01:25:20.000 No one's trusting NASA no more, so they're handing it over.
01:25:23.000 Hey, let's do this side thing and everyone's all into space now.
01:25:28.000 That's an interesting way to look at it.
01:25:31.000 I think it's...
01:25:32.000 You saw that Tesla launch?
01:25:36.000 You saw that?
01:25:36.000 What are you talking about?
01:25:37.000 When he claimed to launch a Tesla.
01:25:41.000 Did you see that footage?
01:25:43.000 The actual Tesla in space?
01:25:45.000 Yes.
01:25:45.000 Yes, I saw that.
01:25:48.000 Dude, I've always known you as a dude who had a strong, vibrant bullshit meter. 0.99
01:25:56.000 You've always been that guy. 1.00
01:25:58.000 You're going to watch that evidence and go, ugh.
01:26:01.000 You can't just buy that, dude.
01:26:02.000 You can't just buy that. 0.99
01:26:03.000 It's ridiculous. 0.97
01:26:04.000 The very first thing. 0.89
01:26:06.000 Jamie's going to find it.
01:26:07.000 Don't poison the water.
01:26:09.000 If you want me to get an honest... 0.77
01:26:11.000 The first thing Elon Musk said in his press conference, the first thing he said is like, well, I think it's impossible and ridiculous, and you can tell it's real because it looks so fake.
01:26:25.000 That's the opposite of logic.
01:26:27.000 There's logic and reason, and then there's the opposite of that.
01:26:30.000 No.
01:26:31.000 You can tell it's real because it looks so fake is the opposite of logic. 0.98
01:26:35.000 Or that's just something he says because he's a fucking genius and he's taking a picture from space of a car that's flying through the air. 0.77
01:26:41.000 No, the reason he said that was because all day when they did that, all day all over the internet was like fake, fake, fake, fake, fake. 0.96
01:26:47.000 So he had to have a statement.
01:26:49.000 Please hold on.
01:26:49.000 He had to have a statement.
01:26:51.000 This is so ridiculous. 0.90
01:26:52.000 Let me see it, Jamie. 0.96
01:26:52.000 Yeah. 0.96
01:26:53.000 Watch it.
01:26:53.000 Come on, let me see the video.
01:26:54.000 Which one? 1.00
01:26:55.000 The fucking launch of the fucking... 1.00
01:26:57.000 The Tesla in space. 1.00
01:26:57.000 I know, it's a four and a half hour video. 1.00
01:27:00.000 No, no, just get a short one.
01:27:02.000 Just go to Tesla in space.
01:27:04.000 Then you're going to say I picked the wrong one that got edited, so I'm trying to find the one that's from SpaceX so that it's...
01:27:09.000 We could just abandon the subject.
01:27:12.000 So fruitless.
01:27:13.000 You know what?
01:27:13.000 It may be real.
01:27:15.000 SpaceX may be real.
01:27:16.000 Why would they fake that?
01:27:16.000 Exactly.
01:27:17.000 Why?
01:27:17.000 Why?
01:27:17.000 Who knows why?
01:27:18.000 You've seen them shoot the rockets off.
01:27:19.000 I mean, literally, people watch them.
01:27:21.000 Anytime you see a rocket, anytime you see a rocket shoot, you see it go up, and then you see it go down into the ocean.
01:27:27.000 They launch rockets.
01:27:28.000 They're launching rockets.
01:27:29.000 That's what it looks like because what you're seeing it go over the curve of the earth, Eddie.
01:27:33.000 You're seeing it go over the ocean.
01:27:35.000 You're seeing it go up and over.
01:27:36.000 And so as it gets further away that you can't see it anymore, it looks like it's going down.
01:27:40.000 It's supposed to be going up, not parallel to the ground.
01:27:43.000 It's not going parallel to the ground.
01:27:45.000 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 0.99
01:27:46.000 They're shooting him into the fucking space and the planet is spinning. 0.99
01:27:50.000 Yeah, okay. 0.99
01:27:51.000 I understand that that's what you believe, but you've got to understand why I believe what I believe because...
01:27:58.000 Because that's what you see.
01:27:59.000 But if you have someone explain it to you, will you still believe it?
01:28:02.000 If you have a scientist explain to you how the physics work of the way you see it.
01:28:07.000 No, there's no explanation.
01:28:08.000 I need evidence.
01:28:10.000 You need evidence.
01:28:10.000 And then when you see evidence, when you see that Tesla that they launched, and you see how fake it looks.
01:28:17.000 It looks so fake.
01:28:19.000 But just because something doesn't look real doesn't mean it's fake.
01:28:21.000 But it doesn't mean it's real.
01:28:24.000 I need evidence.
01:28:25.000 That's not evidence.
01:28:26.000 Everything you see that you haven't seen with your own eyes might be fake.
01:28:30.000 Maybe.
01:28:31.000 I don't trust. 0.53
01:28:32.000 It's a liar you don't trust. 0.98
01:28:34.000 That's like a simulation.
01:28:35.000 You know, I had a friend who lied about everything.
01:28:39.000 Everything about his life, where he was from, all the things he did.
01:28:42.000 He was a wrestling champion.
01:28:44.000 He had everything.
01:28:46.000 Then I found out, like two years into the relationship, little by little, that he lied about this and he lied about that.
01:28:51.000 Then I find out that he lied about everything.
01:28:53.000 He's one of those guys that lies about everything.
01:28:56.000 And that's how you view the government.
01:28:57.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:28:59.000 So he may be telling the truth and even total liars will tell the truth throughout the day a lot just to get through the day.
01:29:05.000 You have to tell the truth.
01:29:06.000 But then at the drop of a hat, they're going to lie about their life in some crazy way or whatever.
01:29:11.000 I understand your logic, Eddie.
01:29:12.000 Let me slow you down here.
01:29:13.000 I understand your logic.
01:29:15.000 But you also have to assume...
01:29:18.000 That most of the people that are telling you the truth about this or that online, that also don't have proof, that also are talking about these things and they haven't shown you, you haven't seen it, you haven't been there, just like you haven't been,
01:29:34.000 you know, examining satellites. 1.00
01:29:37.000 These people, you don't know if they're full of shit either. 1.00
01:29:40.000 They could be real. 1.00
01:29:41.000 They could be.
01:29:42.000 They could be.
01:29:42.000 But why would you assume they were, but the satellites are fake?
01:29:47.000 See what I'm saying?
01:29:48.000 What do you mean? 1.00
01:29:48.000 Assume that the people that are making these YouTube videos, that they're correct, but the people that are putting up satellites are full of shit. 1.00
01:29:54.000 I just go by science. 1.00
01:29:56.000 That's it.
01:29:56.000 Scientific evidence.
01:29:57.000 Like, real science.
01:29:58.000 Like, water is always level.
01:29:59.000 Right?
01:29:59.000 We know that.
01:30:00.000 Water is always level.
01:30:01.000 At a hundred miles in the ocean. 0.99
01:30:03.000 This is a bad conversation if you don't understand how gravity works over a giant fucking sphere. 0.99
01:30:06.000 No, no. 1.00
01:30:07.000 If...
01:30:08.000 We live on a ball that's 25,000 miles in circumference.
01:30:12.000 If we do, then the water should be bending at a certain rate.
01:30:16.000 Please stop with this.
01:30:16.000 This is so crazy.
01:30:18.000 You don't even know what that means.
01:30:19.000 I do know what that means.
01:30:20.000 If it's a ball, the ocean should be curving at a certain rate.
01:30:24.000 And they figured that out.
01:30:26.000 That's perspective.
01:30:28.000 Yeah, but it's going around.
01:30:30.000 Why is it going over the top?
01:30:32.000 And why does it shrink at the end?
01:30:33.000 You look at the end of a street, streetlights do that.
01:30:36.000 Yeah, but it doesn't...
01:30:37.000 Streetlights do that.
01:30:37.000 That's called perspective.
01:30:38.000 They do that on the hill, not on the ocean.
01:30:40.000 No, no, but you're looking at those electrical posts or whatever you call them, and they go down.
01:30:45.000 That's how streetlights...
01:30:46.000 You go right in the middle of the street.
01:30:47.000 The very next streetlight appears to be shorter than that one.
01:30:52.000 And then the next one...
01:30:53.000 It appears to be short. 1.00
01:30:54.000 That's how you draw shit. 0.99
01:30:55.000 But is it really that short? 1.00
01:30:57.000 No, it's just your perspective.
01:30:58.000 You're actually looking at an optical illusion.
01:31:01.000 You're actually looking at, it looks like they're getting shorter and descending.
01:31:05.000 But are they?
01:31:06.000 No, they're not.
01:31:07.000 But Eddie, they disappear.
01:31:09.000 They disappear over the horizon.
01:31:11.000 And then you could bring them back in.
01:31:13.000 But you can't.
01:31:14.000 That's not true.
01:31:14.000 No, you can.
01:31:15.000 No, you can see more up to the edge of the horizon.
01:31:18.000 But at the edge of the horizon, it goes over.
01:31:21.000 They go over the edge.
01:31:22.000 So when you're talking about with the naked eye, you're looking at a boat in the ocean, and you see it go over the horizon.
01:31:28.000 And then when you use telescopes, you're just getting small enough so that you can't see it anymore.
01:31:32.000 Exactly.
01:31:32.000 But if you use a telescope, you can still see it for a little while.
01:31:35.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:31:36.000 And then it goes over the fucking curve of the earth. 0.98
01:31:38.000 If you had a more powerful telescope, it brings it even closer. 0.99
01:31:41.000 But you don't see it, otherwise...
01:31:43.000 They've already done that.
01:31:44.000 But you could see England.
01:31:45.000 You could look out at...
01:31:46.000 You could see Hawaii.
01:31:46.000 There's too much...
01:31:47.000 You could see Hawaii.
01:31:48.000 Why can't you see Hawaii?
01:31:49.000 If you could see the moon, why can't you see Hawaii?
01:31:51.000 There's a lot of atmospheric...
01:31:52.000 No, it curves. 1.00
01:31:54.000 The fucking thing curves. 1.00
01:31:55.000 No, if it curves, okay. 0.99
01:31:56.000 That's what the scientists say, Eddie, the ones who make the GPS, the ones who make the maps, the ones who chart the fucking paths for airplanes and shipping routes, all those people say it's round.
01:32:05.000 All the people that do satellites, all the people that are involved in aerospace, all the people that are involved in anything where you have to calculate the fucking curve of the earth to get things to places. 0.77
01:32:17.000 All those people think it. 0.92
01:32:19.000 They're all wrong?
01:32:20.000 That's crazy that they haven't seen that picture.
01:32:22.000 They don't see that picture.
01:32:24.000 If they saw that picture, they would get it.
01:32:27.000 At 100 miles in the ocean, 100 miles, how much curvature should there be, do you know?
01:32:31.000 I don't care.
01:32:32.000 It's about 6,000 feet.
01:32:33.000 It's about 6,000 feet of curvature, so you should not be able to see.
01:32:37.000 So is that how far you could see?
01:32:38.000 No, you wouldn't be able to see 100 miles away from the ocean.
01:32:42.000 But says who, Eddie?
01:32:42.000 You didn't go to school for this stuff.
01:32:43.000 These people are talking to you.
01:32:45.000 I understand.
01:32:45.000 Dude, I research this all the time.
01:32:46.000 I know, but you're hearing from one side.
01:32:49.000 What I'm saying is not a lie.
01:32:49.000 What I'm saying is that at 100 miles, there should be 6,000 feet of curvature.
01:32:53.000 I can't.
01:32:54.000 Do you don't even understand what that means?
01:32:55.000 I don't.
01:32:55.000 I understand what that means.
01:32:56.000 If we live on a ball that at every hundred miles there should be 6,000 feet of curvature, there's a formula for it.
01:33:04.000 But when you look, there's Navy ships that can target other Navy ships with lasers, a 100 miles away, it would be impossible if there was a 6,000 foot curvature of water.
01:33:17.000 Impossible.
01:33:18.000 They take pictures of their target.
01:33:20.000 Pictures at 100 miles.
01:33:22.000 There's no curvature.
01:33:23.000 It's flat.
01:33:23.000 There should be 6,000 feet of curvature.
01:33:26.000 They take pictures of what, Eddie?
01:33:26.000 This is something, this is not your area of expertise.
01:33:30.000 This is one of the reasons why I get crazy about this kind of shit. 0.98
01:33:32.000 Dude, I look into this all the time. 0.99
01:33:34.000 But just because you read something that someone says...
01:33:36.000 But I know that.
01:33:36.000 You can't dispute what I just said.
01:33:38.000 You can't dispute what I just said.
01:33:39.000 I bet you can.
01:33:40.000 I bet I didn't go to school for it, so I don't know, but I bet if someone did...
01:33:43.000 But do you understand?
01:33:43.000 Do you understand if we live on a ball at 100 feet, there should be 6,000 feet of curvature?
01:33:47.000 Does that make sense to you?
01:33:48.000 So everyone's wrong, Eddie. 0.99
01:33:49.000 So all these fucking people that are flying around to Australia, they're doing it the wrong way. 0.99
01:33:53.000 All these people that go over the North Pole. 0.99
01:33:54.000 All that's fake.
01:33:55.000 All those flights.
01:33:56.000 There's no flights.
01:33:57.000 There's no flights over the North Pole?
01:34:00.000 There's no flight paths?
01:34:01.000 Maybe there's military planes to go over the North Pole, maybe.
01:34:04.000 Okay, let's please, let's check subjects.
01:34:06.000 But I've flown all over the world.
01:34:07.000 I've never gone over the North Pole.
01:34:09.000 I've flown everywhere.
01:34:10.000 I've been everywhere.
01:34:12.000 No one ever goes over the North Pole.
01:34:13.000 So why wouldn't they go over the North Pole?
01:34:15.000 I don't know.
01:34:16.000 I don't know.
01:34:18.000 This is so painful.
01:34:19.000 No, no, no.
01:34:19.000 If it's so painful, let's change the subject.
01:34:21.000 I'm trying to change the subject.
01:34:23.000 Let's do that.
01:34:23.000 We could talk about Tony Ferguson this Saturday.
01:34:25.000 What about that?
01:34:26.000 That's a great fight.
01:34:27.000 You got any questions?
01:34:29.000 Have you been working with him? 1.00
01:34:30.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
01:34:31.000 Fuck yeah, dude. 1.00
01:34:32.000 He's sharper, stronger. 1.00
01:34:35.000 In the best shape of his life, it's the same Tony.
01:34:39.000 You'd think, is it going to be the same Tony after he had some family stuff go on?
01:34:45.000 Is that going to change him?
01:34:48.000 His opponents hope it changes him, but he's the same Tony.
01:34:53.000 When it comes to fighting, we don't get into personal stuff.
01:34:56.000 We just stick to fighting and the strategy.
01:34:57.000 He's sharper than ever.
01:35:00.000 I'm not, you know, you can't guarantee any wins, but I will guarantee that he's going to go win 100% Tony.
01:35:05.000 It's a crazy matchup.
01:35:06.000 It's a very good matchup.
01:35:08.000 That's like Russian roulette right there, dude.
01:35:10.000 They're going to be throwing bombs at each other.
01:35:12.000 It's real good, particularly now with Donald has been on a tear, like the last four fights, three, four fights.
01:35:19.000 I mean, he's just looked so good, man.
01:35:21.000 The Al Iaquinta fight, for people who know how good Al is, for Donald to handle Al like that and drop him, and really put it to him like the way Al put it. 0.92
01:35:33.000 I mean, Al said he beat the shit out of me.
01:35:34.000 That's what Al's exact quote was. 0.53
01:35:36.000 Al was very complimentary and respectful after the fight, too.
01:35:39.000 Yeah, Cowboy is no joke.
01:35:41.000 He's on fire right now.
01:35:42.000 He doesn't fight like Khabib. 0.83
01:35:43.000 He doesn't fight like Conor.
01:35:44.000 He fights like Tony.
01:35:45.000 So it's like similar.
01:35:46.000 It's like Tony versus Tony.
01:35:48.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:35:49.000 And it's shit. 1.00
01:35:51.000 Dude, they're both good on the ground. 1.00
01:35:52.000 They're very good on the ground. 1.00
01:35:53.000 We respect Cowboys' fucking ground game a lot. 0.98
01:35:56.000 And we did what we could to make sure nothing bad happens on the ground. 0.99
01:36:02.000 You know what I mean?
01:36:04.000 They both have everything.
01:36:05.000 They both have great striking.
01:36:06.000 They both have great submissions.
01:36:08.000 Tony's coming for war like he always does.
01:36:11.000 It's going to be the same Tony and they're throwing down.
01:36:14.000 That's for sure, dude.
01:36:15.000 Now, let me ask you this, because you know the answer to this.
01:36:18.000 When Tony had his knee fixed, did he spar during that camp?
01:36:23.000 Because someone said that he didn't do any sparring.
01:36:26.000 That was like one of the rumors from someone who knew him.
01:36:29.000 I think he keeps the sparring...
01:36:31.000 You know, we're talking about striking, right?
01:36:33.000 Yes.
01:36:33.000 I'm never there for the striking.
01:36:35.000 It's separate.
01:36:36.000 I've never seen him...
01:36:41.000 I'm never there for the striking.
01:36:43.000 I only show up when there's grappling.
01:36:45.000 The amount of time that it took him to recover.
01:36:48.000 In Big Bear, we didn't bring anybody to spar like hardcore.
01:36:52.000 It was just light sparring.
01:36:53.000 Touching.
01:36:53.000 Because of the knee.
01:36:54.000 Letting the knee heal.
01:36:56.000 Oh no, that was a different fight.
01:36:57.000 I'm talking about the knee.
01:36:58.000 Remember he had the massive knee injury and then he had surgery.
01:37:01.000 And then what I had heard was during the pass fight.
01:37:04.000 Oh yeah.
01:37:04.000 No sparring.
01:37:05.000 No sparring.
01:37:06.000 That's crazy.
01:37:06.000 Very light.
01:37:07.000 Very light.
01:37:08.000 Well, I guess, you know, When you're already world class, you could do that and fight a guy. 1.00
01:37:15.000 You can't fuck with that knee. 1.00
01:37:15.000 He didn't want to fuck with that. 1.00
01:37:16.000 He wanted to make sure that nothing went wrong. 0.99
01:37:19.000 Get to the fight.
01:37:20.000 It was the right choice.
01:37:22.000 For sure.
01:37:22.000 And when he showed up against Pettis, he looked like same old Tony.
01:37:27.000 He did.
01:37:27.000 It was stunning.
01:37:28.000 Vicious.
01:37:29.000 You're talking about a catastrophic knee injury and then six months later, he's fighting a world-class fighter and he's getting his legs checked.
01:37:36.000 He got that knee checked.
01:37:39.000 We were even worried at one point in time that he might be injured.
01:37:42.000 What makes Tony so good, in my opinion, just based on working with him, is...
01:37:47.000 It seems that at the highest level, high pressure fight, people aren't as...
01:37:56.000 They're more cautious. 0.99
01:37:58.000 They don't want to do anything stupid. 1.00
01:38:00.000 They're not fucking just letting it swing and letting it go. 1.00
01:38:04.000 Tony isn't like that. 0.99
01:38:05.000 People want to get to the point where they just unleash and they don't give a fuck. 0.96
01:38:09.000 And there's a lot of fighters like that. 0.98
01:38:10.000 But Tony, when he's in there, it's like Nick Diaz.
01:38:13.000 They're not afraid to throw anything.
01:38:15.000 You know what I mean?
01:38:15.000 He goes in there, he'll throw two spinning elbows in a row.
01:38:19.000 And he's just having fun.
01:38:20.000 It's like he's alive and he's having fun in there.
01:38:24.000 And on the ground, he's not going to be hesitant to do something wild and crazy.
01:38:31.000 That's just the way he is, man.
01:38:32.000 And he thrives in the cage and there's zero hold back.
01:38:36.000 He comes out guns blazing the whole time.
01:38:40.000 Yeah, they're both at the top of their game, man.
01:38:42.000 That's for sure.
01:38:43.000 And Tony didn't miss a step when he got that knee injury, which was very impressive.
01:38:47.000 Even his striking was on point when he fought Pettis.
01:38:50.000 And he even got tested.
01:38:52.000 He got clipped.
01:38:52.000 I mean, Pettis hurt him.
01:38:54.000 He knows how to survive, man.
01:38:57.000 Very unusual fighter, man.
01:38:58.000 Very difficult to prepare for.
01:39:00.000 Always studying.
01:39:02.000 Always adding new weapons to his arsenal.
01:39:04.000 Always adding something to his workout routine. 1.00
01:39:08.000 He's always adding shit. 1.00
01:39:09.000 He has the ability to focus more than anybody I know. 0.99
01:39:13.000 His ability to focus, and you see that not only in the striking aspect of his game or the wrestling, but you see it in the jiu-jitsu, and that's where I see it, is he has so much focus. 0.99
01:39:25.000 I don't have to reteach him shit.
01:39:27.000 I will show him a very complicated transition of moves, like in Spiderweb, doing the Bollinger break. 0.99
01:39:34.000 There's like four moves you gotta do, pow!
01:39:36.000 You got to fire him.
01:39:37.000 It's got to be so smooth. 0.98
01:39:39.000 There can't be any fuck-ups and I show him this and after like four or five reps He's got it down mmm and most people it takes six months to get it down to understand it and he just can he just Doesn't take him long to learn shit anything wrestling striking anything new he's down But he doesn't forget it. 0.72
01:39:57.000 That's the most important thing. 0.97
01:39:58.000 He remembers all this shit and So who's working with him with striking? 0.99
01:40:04.000 A guy named Rashad. 0.99
01:40:07.000 I think he was an Olympic hopeful back in the day.
01:40:11.000 Boxer?
01:40:12.000 Most guys do that, right?
01:40:13.000 It seems like there's not a lot of guys who just use one for all striking.
01:40:17.000 Yeah, he's got a bunch of people to train him.
01:40:19.000 He's got a couple different strength and conditioning coaches.
01:40:23.000 He's got a whole crew, man.
01:40:24.000 I think that's important when it comes to boxing, too.
01:40:27.000 And he's really into recovery.
01:40:28.000 He spends a serious time recovering.
01:40:31.000 He's got all these contraptions.
01:40:33.000 You know those things that you could...
01:40:34.000 They're like leg sleeves.
01:40:35.000 Norma Tex.
01:40:36.000 And they inflate.
01:40:37.000 And he's on that all the time.
01:40:40.000 When it comes to rehab for any injury, he's like a professional NFL player.
01:40:48.000 Ice baths, like, you know, massages. 1.00
01:40:51.000 He doesn't fuck around, man. 0.99
01:40:53.000 He's 100% thinking about and doing something for the fight, usually, just nonstop. 1.00
01:40:58.000 He can go on for hours.
01:40:59.000 It's crazy. 0.98
01:41:01.000 Yeah, it's a fucking crazy matchup, and it's only the third fight. 0.97
01:41:04.000 I mean, it's the third from the top. 0.97
01:41:06.000 You know, there's two championship fights on top of that.
01:41:09.000 That's crazy.
01:41:10.000 That should be the headliner right there.
01:41:12.000 Come on, man.
01:41:13.000 That fight's going to be nuts. 1.00
01:41:14.000 People are going to go crazy for that shit. 0.99
01:41:16.000 That's great, but Cejudo and Marlon Marais have to fight for the Bantamweight title. 1.00
01:41:21.000 That's a crazy fight, too, man.
01:41:23.000 Cejudo and Marais, that's the main event.
01:41:24.000 And then Valentina Shevchenko and Jessica Ai for the women's flyweight title.
01:41:30.000 Mm-hmm.
01:41:31.000 So those are two world title fights.
01:41:33.000 They have to have those at the top. 0.95
01:41:35.000 But that just shows you how fucking crazy the card is. 0.85
01:41:37.000 The card from top to bottom is just amazing. 0.98
01:41:40.000 Yeah, it's going to be crazy, man. 0.99
01:41:41.000 Fucking Jimmy Rivera and Piotr Jan, Tai Tuivasi and Balagny Ivanov. 0.99
01:41:50.000 You were moving it while I was trying to read it. 0.99
01:41:52.000 Don't do that, bro.
01:41:53.000 That's rude. 1.00
01:41:54.000 Fuck up that dude's name. 1.00
01:41:56.000 Tai Tuivasi is an animal. 1.00
01:41:58.000 That's a great fucking fight. 1.00
01:42:01.000 That guy's crazy. 1.00
01:42:02.000 That's that guy that drinks out of his shoe. 0.93
01:42:04.000 You ever see him do that?
01:42:06.000 He does shoeies.
01:42:07.000 He pours beer into shoes and other people's shoes.
01:42:10.000 He'll tell someone to take their shoes off.
01:42:11.000 He pours beer into their shoes and then drinks it.
01:42:13.000 Oh my god. 0.97
01:42:14.000 It's so disgusting.
01:42:15.000 Yeah. 0.87
01:42:16.000 It's so foul.
01:42:17.000 Yeah.
01:42:18.000 I don't get it.
01:42:19.000 But I get it.
01:42:21.000 I don't get it, but I get it.
01:42:22.000 He likes to party.
01:42:25.000 He's like that dude in Talladega Nights. 1.00
01:42:27.000 What the fuck's his name? 0.99
01:42:30.000 Um... 1.00
01:42:32.000 The other guy.
01:42:32.000 John C. Reilly?
01:42:33.000 Yeah, John C. Reilly.
01:42:34.000 I like to party.
01:42:36.000 I like to party.
01:42:40.000 He likes to drink out of shoes. 1.00
01:42:41.000 Fuck it. 1.00
01:42:43.000 He's an animal. 1.00
01:42:44.000 I guess, like, I mean, if you want to really show you don't give a fuck, that's a good way to go about doing it. 1.00
01:42:50.000 Just grab a man's shoe and pour a beer into it and drink it. 0.99
01:42:52.000 Yeah.
01:42:53.000 Dirty, sweaty feet have been funking around.
01:42:56.000 Imagine if you died from that.
01:42:58.000 Imagine if someone's foot fungus was so disgusting that even the alcohol didn't kill it and it germinated inside your gut where foot fungus is never going to be.
01:43:07.000 Like, if there's venereal diseases, right?
01:43:10.000 We all know there are. 1.00
01:43:11.000 Because, you dirty bitch. 1.00
01:43:13.000 Like, what are you guys doing to each other? 1.00
01:43:15.000 You're both giving each other dirty fucking things, you dirty things. 1.00
01:43:17.000 And, like, diseases are weird, right? 1.00
01:43:19.000 People give each other diseases.
01:43:21.000 And there's venereal diseases, which are extra weird. 0.97
01:43:23.000 It's like, oh, you dirty people. 0.98
01:43:25.000 You gave each other these dirty, dirty diseases. 0.99
01:43:28.000 Nature says, we don't like this. 0.69
01:43:30.000 Nature just lets these sneaky little parasites and viruses and bacteria get in your body. 0.95
01:43:36.000 What if there was an even more powerful one for people who sucked on feet? 0.78
01:43:39.000 What if it got in your gut and nature was like, this guy is just too much of a freak. 0.94
01:43:43.000 We've got to call him.
01:43:43.000 Call him for the herd.
01:43:45.000 If there was foot-sucking diseases, you know?
01:43:49.000 Before you make out with someone, you've got to tell them, hey, I just want you to know I've got a foot-sucking disease, so if you don't, maybe we shouldn't do this.
01:43:56.000 What?
01:43:57.000 Jamie, what are you making faces for?
01:43:59.000 He says you can get staff from doing this.
01:44:01.000 Of course you can.
01:44:02.000 Science confirms shoeys are really freaking dangerous, especially if you're rich. 1.00
01:44:07.000 Why is it more dangerous?
01:44:08.000 That's clicky.
01:44:09.000 They try to get us with the clicky bait.
01:44:11.000 Turns out you can get staph.
01:44:13.000 Yeah, you can get staph.
01:44:14.000 Don't do it.
01:44:15.000 Yeah, duh.
01:44:16.000 I don't need a science study to figure that out.
01:44:18.000 Yeah, because the staph auroras can cause toxins, and these toxins are quite resistant to heat.
01:44:25.000 They're quite resistant to the acidic environment when they can survive protein-breaking enzymes.
01:44:31.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:44:33.000 If you drink from someone's shoe-containing staph and its toxins, yes, it can give you an acute gastrointestinitis. 1.00
01:44:40.000 Fuck all that. 0.99
01:44:42.000 It says, but alcohol is a disinfectant, right? 1.00
01:44:45.000 Well, yes, but there's always still a risk of infection, especially if you have lower ABV alcohol by volume drinks, as you'd expect.
01:44:52.000 Higher ABV drinks like vodka do a much better job of eradicating bacteria.
01:44:56.000 So yeah, beer, which is what they drink, which is a low-alcohol beer or low-alcohol beverage. 1.00
01:45:03.000 What a fucked up way to die. 0.98
01:45:05.000 Yeah, you gotta do shots in those things. 1.00
01:45:08.000 Shots are fine. 1.00
01:45:09.000 Oh my god, people are crazy.
01:45:11.000 But no one's happy with like taking it and leaving it where it is.
01:45:16.000 Everybody wants to take it to the next level.
01:45:18.000 You know?
01:45:18.000 Like everyone constantly, like you want to one-up somebody.
01:45:21.000 I'm gonna drink out of your underwear, bro. 1.00
01:45:22.000 I'm gonna use your underwear as a fucking filter. 1.00
01:45:24.000 No! 1.00
01:45:25.000 And dudes are gonna be doing undies. 1.00
01:45:26.000 They're just gonna be ripping each other's underwear off and using them over a filter, put it over a glass and drink right through your underwear. 1.00
01:45:33.000 How did that cat coffee get found out that that was a fucking good idea? 1.00
01:45:37.000 Because some asshole decided to pick cat shit and find beans in it. 1.00
01:45:42.000 It's a cat-like animal, right? 1.00
01:45:44.000 It's called a civet. 1.00
01:45:45.000 You ever had that shit, that Kopi Luwak coffee? 1.00
01:45:48.000 No. 1.00
01:45:48.000 It's very expensive. 1.00
01:45:50.000 Tate and I got it once when we were at a gig in Florida.
01:45:53.000 Tate?
01:45:54.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:45:54.000 It was like a $100 cup of coffee or something stupid. 1.00
01:45:56.000 It was really ridiculous. 1.00
01:45:58.000 Not that much. 0.92
01:45:58.000 Maybe $25. 0.92
01:45:59.000 What gig I got?
01:46:00.000 I don't remember.
01:46:01.000 When he was bodyguarding you?
01:46:02.000 West Palm, yeah.
01:46:03.000 Yeah, back in the day.
01:46:04.000 Yeah, that's the animal.
01:46:05.000 Look at that thing. 0.92
01:46:06.000 So that thing eats the coffee beans. 1.00
01:46:08.000 It shits them out, and then people pull it out of the poop. 0.68
01:46:12.000 It looks like a little person, like the thing's baby. 0.96
01:46:14.000 And then people pull it out of the poop.
01:46:15.000 Like the thing from Fantastic Four, it looks like his baby. 0.99
01:46:18.000 Yeah, they pull those beans out of the poop, and then they dry them off and make coffee out of cat shit. 0.99
01:46:26.000 And it tastes delicious. 0.99
01:46:27.000 Because what it is, is the diet.
01:46:29.000 Look at that.
01:46:29.000 That's gold.
01:46:30.000 Right there is gold coming out of that cat's asshole. 1.00
01:46:33.000 Look at that. 1.00
01:46:33.000 That is ridiculous. 1.00
01:46:34.000 You just see that online. 0.98
01:46:38.000 Taking a large...
01:46:39.000 Like if that was a person, you'd be in jail. 1.00
01:46:41.000 If you went and googled that person shitting on a log like that, you'd be like, you sick fuck. 1.00
01:46:47.000 As long as it's an animal, it's fine to look at their shit and even mine it. 1.00
01:46:52.000 They mine their shit for beans. 1.00
01:46:55.000 The idea is that the digestive enzymes from the civet's body break down the beans, the coffee beans. 1.00
01:47:03.000 That's the idea.
01:47:05.000 And you liked it?
01:47:07.000 It was okay.
01:47:08.000 Why don't you order some?
01:47:08.000 It wasn't better.
01:47:09.000 It's not better.
01:47:10.000 Have it here for the guests.
01:47:12.000 It's not better.
01:47:13.000 The idea is that it's supposed to be smoother.
01:47:16.000 It's smoother. 0.99
01:47:17.000 This cat shit coffee is smoother. 1.00
01:47:18.000 I don't know, man. 1.00
01:47:19.000 I don't necessarily think it really is smoother.
01:47:22.000 It's just different. 0.99
01:47:23.000 It's some weird shit. 1.00
01:47:24.000 I wonder if you could just eat the cat shit just like that without cleaning it off. 1.00
01:47:29.000 If you were really nasty. 1.00
01:47:31.000 The natives probably just used to eat the cat shit directly. 1.00
01:47:35.000 They probably did, but I think you need to... 0.99
01:47:36.000 Gave them energy.
01:47:37.000 You probably need to boil it.
01:47:38.000 That's why when you're making coffee and that boiling water probably kills all the bad stuff.
01:47:43.000 You know? 1.00
01:47:45.000 Did the Indians boil shit? 1.00
01:47:48.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:47:48.000 I don't know who invented that shit and how long it's been around, that shit, literally. 1.00
01:47:54.000 Who invented that coffee? 1.00
01:47:56.000 How long it's been around?
01:47:57.000 I'm looking at it right now on Wikipedia.
01:47:58.000 It's since like the 1800s.
01:48:00.000 They noticed that these particular animals were eating specific cherries or whatever that they were leaving around and that they were going undigested.
01:48:08.000 So at some point they decided to clean it off and see how it tasted, I guess.
01:48:12.000 That makes sense. 0.99
01:48:13.000 It seemed like a fucking risk. 0.98
01:48:15.000 I was listening to my friend Ryan Callahan's podcast today. 0.99
01:48:20.000 It's Cal's Week in Review.
01:48:22.000 And he was talking about this animal that they, this bird rather, that people eat and they drown this bird in brandy.
01:48:32.000 It's a tiny bird.
01:48:33.000 Each one of them is like just a few ounces.
01:48:36.000 And they drown them in brandy.
01:48:39.000 And then when you eat them, you eat them whole.
01:48:41.000 You eat everything.
01:48:42.000 The guts, you eat the tissue, the skin.
01:48:46.000 That's where it is.
01:48:49.000 What is the name of it?
01:48:50.000 How do I pronounce it?
01:48:53.000 Bordelon Bunting?
01:48:54.000 Bordelon.
01:48:54.000 And so when you eat it, you put a napkin over your head, traditionally, when they eat it.
01:49:01.000 And as they eat it, Bourdain was the first one to tell me about this shit. 1.00
01:49:05.000 Oh no, it was Duncan. 1.00
01:49:07.000 Duncan Trussell was the first person to tell me about this shit. 1.00
01:49:09.000 So they soak the bird in brandy. 1.00
01:49:12.000 They drown it.
01:49:13.000 Okay.
01:49:14.000 They drown it in brandy and then they cook it somehow or another.
01:49:16.000 But anyway, go back to that picture where those guys are eating it.
01:49:19.000 Go back to the picture.
01:49:20.000 See how they have those things over their head?
01:49:23.000 They put these napkins over their head to take in the aromas and to trap the aromas and they also do it to hide their face from God.
01:49:33.000 That was the idea.
01:49:35.000 What kind of people are these?
01:49:37.000 I think it's Europeans.
01:49:39.000 I think it's something that in France it's popular.
01:49:43.000 It's a popular dish.
01:49:45.000 And it's endangered.
01:49:48.000 Not endangered now, but they're...
01:49:52.000 Okay, Ordolons. 0.83
01:49:53.000 Could France's cruelest food be back on the menu?
01:49:55.000 As French chefs lobby for Ordolons to be reintroduced onto menus, we explain why cooking the rare and delicate songbird is so controversial.
01:50:03.000 So that's even grosser, right?
01:50:05.000 It's a songbird.
01:50:07.000 Like how they named it a songbird.
01:50:09.000 It's not a little tiny dinosaur.
01:50:10.000 No, no, no.
01:50:11.000 It's a songbird.
01:50:12.000 It just wants to sing for you and make the woods brighter.
01:50:17.000 Tweet, tweet, tweet.
01:50:18.000 No, man, it's a weird little tiny animal.
01:50:21.000 It says, why is it illegal to cook and kill an Ortolan? 1.00
01:50:24.000 The RSPB lists their status as vulnerable, and throughout the 1970s and 1980s, numbers in France declined dramatically as poachers caught vast numbers to supply restaurants where the bird has long been considered a rare and expensive delicacy.
01:50:39.000 Some restaurants would charge over 50 pounds for the dish.
01:50:43.000 What is that?
01:50:44.000 Is that euros or pounds?
01:50:46.000 Pounds.
01:50:47.000 Pounds, yeah.
01:50:48.000 What do you think that costs?
01:50:49.000 What's 50 pounds?
01:50:50.000 Is that like 100 bucks?
01:50:51.000 Not quite, but it's a lot.
01:50:53.000 Something like that.
01:50:54.000 France's League for the Protection of Birds claimed order lawn numbers plunged 30% between 1997 and 2007, as many as 1,500 poachers catching an estimated 30,000 live birds a year. 0.99
01:51:07.000 So they're just decimating these fucking things. 0.99
01:51:11.000 The method of capture and killing them is what's fucked up about it. 1.00
01:51:15.000 So the hunters catch the birds using traps in the fields. 0.99
01:51:18.000 They're kept in cages, encouraging them to gorge on grain in order to double their size.
01:51:24.000 And it's said the Roman emperors stabbed out their eyes in order to make the birds think it was night, making them eat even more.
01:51:32.000 Oh! 0.60
01:51:33.000 Okay, here it goes.
01:51:34.000 And then, how were they killed?
01:51:35.000 This is where the squeamish look away.
01:51:37.000 What is the name of this website?
01:51:38.000 So we give people...
01:51:39.000 That's an article from a telegraph.
01:51:40.000 Autograph from a telegraph.
01:51:41.000 What is the name of the article?
01:51:43.000 Well, we'll say it at the end.
01:51:45.000 How were they killed?
01:51:46.000 It says, this is where the squeamish need to look away.
01:51:48.000 Traditionally in France, the fattened little birds are drowned in a vat of armagnac.
01:51:54.000 I guess it's like a cognac or something.
01:51:56.000 What is that?
01:51:57.000 Armagnac?
01:51:58.000 Yeah, you're probably dead on with that.
01:52:00.000 Okay.
01:52:01.000 Managing to snuff out their lives and marinate them at the same time.
01:52:06.000 Killing two birds with one glug, as it were, it says here in the article.
01:52:11.000 French chefs argue that it's not a bad way to die. 1.00
01:52:14.000 In quotes, what the fuck? 0.99
01:52:16.000 But I suppose it might be less cruel than throwing a live lobster into a pot of boiling water. 1.00
01:52:21.000 Anyway, so that's how they drown them, and then they cook them, and then you eat the whole fucking thing, bones and all, and the bones puncture your mouth and shit, and that's part of it. 1.00
01:52:30.000 Like, you taste your own blood as you're eating these fucking things. 1.00
01:52:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:52:34.000 People are weird, man. 1.00
01:52:36.000 You leave them alone for long enough, let them get drunk and buy things.
01:52:40.000 Reminds me of that Andrew Schultz bit that he put on YouTube.
01:52:43.000 Which one? 1.00
01:52:43.000 The eating ass. 1.00
01:52:44.000 He goes, if you eat ass, you should not complain about other people's food. 1.00
01:52:48.000 My friend told me, he goes, hey, you know in Thailand they eat crickets? 1.00
01:52:52.000 He goes, I eat ass. 0.99
01:52:53.000 Because they're eating crickets because they have no food. 1.00
01:52:56.000 My refrigerator's full.
01:53:00.000 It's so true, too. 1.00
01:53:01.000 He's so good, dude.
01:53:02.000 Andrew Schultz.
01:53:03.000 He's a great guy, too.
01:53:03.000 He's so good, man.
01:53:04.000 Yeah, very, very funny.
01:53:05.000 That's my new favorite dude.
01:53:06.000 Yeah, he's awesome.
01:53:07.000 He's awesome.
01:53:08.000 Really, really nice guy, too. 0.97
01:53:09.000 Dirty as hell. 0.98
01:53:10.000 Yeah, you meet him next time he's at the store. 0.99
01:53:13.000 You'll love him.
01:53:14.000 It's a real comic.
01:53:15.000 It's a real deal.
01:53:15.000 Oh, he's high level.
01:53:16.000 He's high level, too.
01:53:18.000 We drive to Tony, to train Tony, and we're listening to Andrew Schultz.
01:53:21.000 Oh, that's cool.
01:53:21.000 Yeah.
01:53:22.000 I love that guy.
01:53:22.000 He's great.
01:53:23.000 And he also is one of the few that is doing the YouTube thing now, where he decided to release all of his shit on YouTube. 0.99
01:53:31.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:53:31.000 Yeah, thank God. 0.99
01:53:32.000 It's very smart.
01:53:33.000 It's giving me some, you know, entertainment.
01:53:35.000 Well, it's also very smart for him.
01:53:37.000 I mean, he's getting millions and millions of views on YouTube.
01:53:39.000 He's blowing up?
01:53:40.000 Yeah.
01:53:40.000 Oh, for sure.
01:53:41.000 Yeah, he's killing it.
01:53:42.000 Yeah.
01:53:42.000 And, you know, to have it available anytime.
01:53:45.000 They say that kids watch 50% of Netflix on their phone.
01:53:52.000 50%.
01:53:53.000 At least, I think that was the numbers they gave me.
01:53:57.000 I think that was what they said about my special.
01:53:59.000 50% across the board.
01:54:01.000 Take your pick.
01:54:02.000 Remove Netflix.
01:54:03.000 YouTube, 50%.
01:54:04.000 Twitch, 50%.
01:54:05.000 Website, 50%.
01:54:06.000 But that's the switcheroo, though.
01:54:09.000 It's 50% watching on their phone.
01:54:10.000 They could be watching on their computer.
01:54:11.000 But how many of them watch on their TV, like with YouTube?
01:54:14.000 It's probably a pretty small percentage, right?
01:54:15.000 It switches because they're tracking, they splinter it between an Xbox or a PS4 or a smart TV. I watch YouTube on my TV. I mirror that shit.
01:54:25.000 I do that often. 1.00
01:54:26.000 I do that sometimes.
01:54:27.000 I mirror that.
01:54:29.000 YouTube is one of the other apps that's built into the TV I bought.
01:54:32.000 So you can get Netflix right from your TV. You don't have to have an Apple TV. YouTube right from your TV. It's interesting how big it is now.
01:54:40.000 It's so big.
01:54:41.000 YouTube is gigantic.
01:54:42.000 They got a bunch of movies on there now.
01:54:44.000 I was watching it on my TV and just scrolling through to see what it was going to give me.
01:54:48.000 Dude, they were making their own movies.
01:54:50.000 They were making their own movies, but it's weird.
01:54:53.000 It seems like you don't know where to search.
01:54:55.000 Do you just go into the search bar and just search, just type things up?
01:54:58.000 I just go to my subscription.
01:54:59.000 I subscribe to certain people, and I just go to the subscriptions.
01:55:03.000 Boom.
01:55:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:55:04.000 I know.
01:55:04.000 I do that, too.
01:55:04.000 But I mean, if they make a movie.
01:55:06.000 They were making movies.
01:55:07.000 How do you find that movie?
01:55:09.000 They gotta pop up.
01:55:11.000 They'll pop up.
01:55:12.000 Right in your face. 1.00
01:55:13.000 They own that shit. 1.00
01:55:14.000 But if it's a movie that they make, I would like to know the numbers. 1.00
01:55:19.000 How many times have they done that?
01:55:20.000 Because they made YouTube originals, right?
01:55:22.000 They financed their own movies.
01:55:24.000 Most of them are shows, though.
01:55:26.000 The one that I know has done the best is that Cobra Kai.
01:55:29.000 It's in the second or third season, I think.
01:55:30.000 Isn't that weird, though, that they get into the production side of it?
01:55:34.000 They're already a place where people produce things and then put them on YouTube. 0.99
01:55:38.000 And YouTube's like, yeah, we're going to make our own shit. 0.99
01:55:40.000 Yeah, why bother? 0.99
01:55:41.000 But then they become something different, right?
01:55:43.000 Because they're going to favor their own stuff above your stuff if you make a movie, too.
01:55:48.000 Yeah.
01:55:48.000 They haven't made it.
01:55:49.000 Why bother?
01:55:50.000 I think they just want to...
01:55:52.000 I mean, I think that's what every company...
01:55:54.000 Every company gets into this position where they have to constantly expand. 0.99
01:55:58.000 They've got to constantly be kicking ass. 0.96
01:56:01.000 No one wants to be stagnant. 0.99
01:56:03.000 They don't want the quarterly earnings to be the same every quarter.
01:56:06.000 That's a bad sign.
01:56:07.000 They want to be out there killing it. 0.99
01:56:10.000 Right? 0.95
01:56:10.000 Don't they think like that? 0.95
01:56:11.000 Like, every company thinks like that.
01:56:12.000 The NBA Finals is currently sponsored by YouTube TV. That's hilarious.
01:56:16.000 So, like, they're on normal TV. They're broadcasting watch TV on YouTube TV, which is pretty counterintuitive.
01:56:22.000 I have it.
01:56:23.000 Yeah.
01:56:24.000 I have YouTube TV. Every now and then, you need to watch something on a regular channel.
01:56:28.000 I use it once every eight months.
01:56:31.000 Barely.
01:56:31.000 Pay, like, 50 bucks a month for it.
01:56:33.000 Never use it. 0.99
01:56:34.000 Well, it's so much different, though, than a network because anybody can put their shit up. 0.98
01:56:40.000 That's where it gets so weird. 0.98
01:56:41.000 It's like, this is all so new.
01:56:43.000 No, YouTube TV are TV channels that you can watch through YouTube.
01:56:48.000 Channel 4, Channel...
01:56:50.000 Oh, that's not what I'm talking about.
01:56:52.000 What I'm talking about is YouTube Originals.
01:56:54.000 They're YouTube's creating things.
01:56:56.000 Yeah, those are different things.
01:56:57.000 But it's just...
01:57:01.000 What percentage of the views, what percentage of the eyeballs of America does YouTube have?
01:57:07.000 All of them.
01:57:08.000 Is it 100%?
01:57:09.000 Dude, are you kidding you?
01:57:11.000 Okay, let's just go to the low number.
01:57:13.000 YouTube's giant.
01:57:13.000 What is the low number is how many people every day don't watch YouTube?
01:57:18.000 I watch YouTube several times a day.
01:57:20.000 But what's the percentage of people, if you had a guess, that don't use YouTube at all?
01:57:24.000 10?
01:57:26.000 I would guess that maybe.
01:57:27.000 They probably have 90% of the people's eyeballs. 0.93
01:57:31.000 Technically, it's the number two search engine on the internet as far as I've read.
01:57:36.000 Dude, that hurts my brain.
01:57:37.000 Bigger than Bing and all that. 0.99
01:57:39.000 That hurts my brain when you stop and think about how many fucking people must be watching YouTube videos around the world. 0.99
01:57:45.000 It's just a company. 0.99
01:57:46.000 But it's like...
01:57:47.000 So then they're a network, sort of.
01:57:52.000 But you're allowed...
01:57:54.000 They just have terms and conditions.
01:57:55.000 So you're allowed to upload. 0.98
01:57:56.000 And then they have to monitor your shit and make sure you're not putting anything horrible up. 0.99
01:57:59.000 No ISIS beheadings, nothing crazy. 1.00
01:58:02.000 And you're like, what numbers are you talking about?
01:58:04.000 How are you even looking at all this stuff?
01:58:06.000 One of the funniest videos on...
01:58:08.000 Our genre videos on YouTube are supposed to be instructionals on Japanese massage.
01:58:17.000 It's supposed to be an instructional.
01:58:19.000 It's all about an instructional, but it's not.
01:58:22.000 What is it?
01:58:23.000 They take it as far as you can go for YouTube.
01:58:25.000 Oh.
01:58:26.000 It becomes a porn?
01:58:28.000 Almost.
01:58:28.000 Wow.
01:58:29.000 Are you allowed to show titties? 0.99
01:58:31.000 Are you allowed to show titties? 0.99
01:58:32.000 No. 0.97
01:58:32.000 Educationally? 0.97
01:58:33.000 No, but they do. 0.99
01:58:34.000 Are you allowed to show titties and then pixelate out the nipples? 1.00
01:58:37.000 No, there's YouTube for Naked Chicks. 1.00
01:58:40.000 Just go to YouTube and go to Naked Chicks. 1.00
01:58:41.000 Boom.
01:58:42.000 We've talked about this before.
01:58:43.000 Here's my question.
01:58:44.000 Imagine if they had porn.
01:58:45.000 If they got right to the part where the people bone.
01:58:51.000 Like right to the par.
01:58:53.000 And then they just gave you like outlines.
01:58:56.000 Like from then out, all you see is like outlines, bodies moving. 1.00
01:59:00.000 You don't see any real dick or any real vagina, but you see outlines of butts and dicks and vagina and feet up in the air. 1.00
01:59:08.000 I bet that's all over YouTube. 1.00
01:59:09.000 I wonder if they can do that.
01:59:11.000 You only got to change a couple of letters and you're on a real website that does that for real.
01:59:15.000 Like UJizz or UPorn?
01:59:17.000 Exactly.
01:59:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:59:18.000 But I'm saying on YouTube, what are their terms and conditions?
01:59:21.000 Could you...
01:59:23.000 We get right to the point of people actually having sex, and then all of a sudden it just becomes not even an animation, it just becomes outlines. 0.99
01:59:30.000 You see people kissing, as long as they don't outline dicks, as long as they don't have fake dicks and vaginas, how far can you go? 0.99
01:59:36.000 Tight shots of the chest, back, shoulder. 1.00
01:59:38.000 All of it is just outlines.
01:59:41.000 Just a black screen with white outlines of bodies on a bed.
01:59:46.000 Is the audio illegal?
01:59:49.000 That's a good question.
01:59:50.000 Yeah, is the audio like, uh, uh, uh, uh, is that illegal?
01:59:54.000 Is that okay?
01:59:55.000 What's the terms and conditions for people coming?
01:59:57.000 You can do a lot of stuff, but I don't know at what point a couple years ago they added an age restriction sort of thing.
02:00:02.000 So you could probably do that, but it'll get marked 18 and older only or something.
02:00:05.000 Well, here's the reason why I ask. 0.91
02:00:07.000 Twitter has porn. 0.99
02:00:08.000 Straight up porn. 0.99
02:00:09.000 And I asked Jack Dorsey about it, and he's like, yeah, Twitter allows porn. 0.95
02:00:14.000 They allow porn.
02:00:15.000 Wow.
02:00:15.000 So you could be flipping through, and someone's just got straight up hardcore porn on the biggest, I mean, it's got to be, if not the biggest social media platform on the planet Earth, it's top two, right?
02:00:29.000 Yeah.
02:00:30.000 If it's not number one.
02:00:31.000 I'm never on Twitter.
02:00:33.000 What is number one?
02:00:34.000 Facebook.
02:00:35.000 Facebook's number one.
02:00:36.000 Are you on Twitter?
02:00:37.000 Well, I put things up there.
02:00:38.000 I read feeds occasionally.
02:00:41.000 Read someone's feed.
02:00:42.000 They post interesting stuff.
02:00:44.000 I think Snapchat's even higher than that.
02:00:45.000 But I avoid it for them.
02:00:46.000 I just don't have the time.
02:00:48.000 I only have time for Instagram.
02:00:50.000 So Snapchat is higher?
02:00:51.000 Well, either way.
02:00:51.000 Either way.
02:00:53.000 It's giant.
02:00:55.000 It's giant. 0.74
02:00:56.000 I mean, it's enormous and they allow porn.
02:00:58.000 It's kind of crazy because like I know they're not as big as YouTube in terms of like total minutes watched of things and the thing is that most of what Twitter is is text.
02:01:09.000 Most of it, you know, so when they have porn it's not it's like a fraction of what the whole thing is.
02:01:14.000 Whereas if YouTube had porn it would very quickly become most of YouTube. 0.99
02:01:19.000 Like if YouTube just had porn People would blow a fucking gasket. 0.99
02:01:25.000 Because kids are on YouTube all the time. 0.99
02:01:29.000 Did Sean get on YouTube and look at things?
02:01:31.000 No.
02:01:31.000 Some videos I'll show him, but he's too young to get on the internet.
02:01:35.000 They look at little kid stuff.
02:01:37.000 There's a lot of little kid content.
02:01:39.000 That was one of the ways that people were getting kids to watch so they can make ad revenue. 0.99
02:01:43.000 See those weird fucking videos they would find? 0.97
02:01:46.000 So kids would be watching Wile E. Coyote cartoons, or they'd watch some Mickey Mouse type cartoons, and then all of a sudden... 0.99
02:01:53.000 It would be like these cartoon superheroes that were babies and they were getting drunk and they would fall and cut their head open. 0.99
02:01:59.000 It was like, what the fuck is this? 0.99
02:02:02.000 And there was like hundreds of them. 0.99
02:02:03.000 And they had made it like with a formula just so that they could catch kids in these algorithms that recommend the next video and play the next video.
02:02:12.000 So it would eventually get to their video.
02:02:14.000 Because it would say, you know, like, someone from Frozen with Spider-Man, like, and have those names in the title.
02:02:22.000 Elsa! 0.99
02:02:23.000 Elsa from Frozen and Spider-Man!
02:02:25.000 This is a large channel.
02:02:26.000 Something happened that we missed.
02:02:29.000 I've heard about this recently, too.
02:02:30.000 That's why I was actually pulling it up.
02:02:32.000 This is a really large YouTube channel, and there's some sort of, like, inside joke going on between Elsa and Spider-Man.
02:02:37.000 10,870,872 views. 0.99
02:02:45.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:02:47.000 That's so many views. 1.00
02:02:49.000 Listen, if a television show on CBS got that, they'd be doing fucking backflips. 0.98
02:02:54.000 They'd be like, look at all the views we got. 0.98
02:02:55.000 This is amazing.
02:02:57.000 This is Spider-Man and Elsa.
02:03:00.000 I don't know.
02:03:01.000 There's just something else up, but yeah.
02:03:02.000 It's weird.
02:03:03.000 It's not illegal to do that, to use that in their title?
02:03:05.000 Isn't that a trademark, putting Spider-Man up?
02:03:08.000 They can't find all of them.
02:03:10.000 They try.
02:03:11.000 I think they take some of them down.
02:03:12.000 Isn't it AI that does that?
02:03:14.000 I think so, yeah.
02:03:15.000 They just...
02:03:16.000 They're Spider-Man.
02:03:17.000 Anything says Spider-Man.
02:03:18.000 But I think they're getting away with that because they're wearing a costume.
02:03:21.000 I think maybe you could get away with wearing a costume.
02:03:23.000 Yeah, I don't know where those laws change.
02:03:25.000 Maybe Spider-Man is like, at this point, public domain, the name or something.
02:03:30.000 No way, because then other people would be banging out Spider-Man movies.
02:03:33.000 Can you imagine that?
02:03:34.000 If someone didn't own Spider-Man, if anybody can make their own Spider-Man movie?
02:03:38.000 If Spider-Man was just like an archetype hero?
02:03:40.000 But you know what?
02:03:41.000 Maybe... 0.96
02:03:41.000 Because you can put out a video, like if you wanted to talk some shit on Burt Reynolds or whatever, you could put Burt Reynolds and they can't... 0.96
02:03:49.000 That's legal, right? 0.82
02:03:50.000 Just putting people's names in the title?
02:03:53.000 Right, but that's not what that is.
02:03:54.000 That's like they're making a video using copywritten characters that someone created, like Elsa from Frozen and Spider-Man.
02:04:01.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:04:02.000 I feel like they probably got away with it because they were dressed up as them rather than, like, drawing them. 0.98
02:04:08.000 Like, if they had footage from the movie or animation, they probably all have that shit copywritten. 0.98
02:04:14.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:04:14.000 But you could probably get away with, if you have your own script and you make some stupid play with Elsa and Spider-Man, you could probably get away with that. 0.99
02:04:21.000 I don't know, though, man. 0.98
02:04:24.000 It's it's weird. 0.79
02:04:25.000 They're all like trying to figure out what you can and can't do You know what what what can you not and so these companies that are making these weird fuck and that that was a People one where there's people most of them that I saw before they they purged them more animated There are weird animations where it was always a baby and the baby would fall and cut their head It was fucked up like the same image would happen over and over again There was these websites that were analyzing it. 0.98
02:04:48.000 They're like what the fuck is this? 0.95
02:04:50.000 Why is this baby falling, cut his head, and all these different versions of this same sort of story with different characters? 0.99
02:04:57.000 It was just like they had a pattern that they could stick it into. 1.00
02:05:01.000 So whatever the character was, it was Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck, or they're always drinking and they fall and hit their fucking head. 1.00
02:05:08.000 It's weird, weird shit. 0.99
02:05:10.000 But they would get millions and millions and millions of views. 0.98
02:05:12.000 So someone was raking in the dough from advertising revenue from that.
02:05:16.000 I had a friend who dated a girl that ended up coming from a family of Satanists.
02:05:21.000 Whoa.
02:05:22.000 Yeah.
02:05:23.000 Broke up with her.
02:05:24.000 It's a long story, but it's a very interesting story that I want to get into.
02:05:26.000 Do they have a direct line to Satan?
02:05:28.000 No.
02:05:28.000 They broke up.
02:05:29.000 They were together for a couple years and shit came out. 1.00
02:05:31.000 She was multi-personality, Satanist, family, father, all that shit. 1.00
02:05:36.000 And then he broke up with her naturally. 0.99
02:05:39.000 But they kind of kept in contact.
02:05:41.000 And the last he heard, she got a job programming children's TV at a large company.
02:05:47.000 I don't want to say the company.
02:05:50.000 This is a pretty good friend of mine.
02:05:52.000 He's not bullshitting.
02:05:55.000 But that's scary.
02:05:57.000 Bro, did you see that preacher that got confronted by Inside Edition?
02:06:01.000 What is his name?
02:06:02.000 Copeland?
02:06:02.000 Kenneth Copeland?
02:06:03.000 Bro, it's hilarious.
02:06:06.000 I don't know how much we can show this, because this will absolutely get us pulled.
02:06:12.000 This dude got confronted by Inside Edition.
02:06:15.000 They're doing these stories on these preachers that use the donations from their flock to buy private jets and live like a baller.
02:06:22.000 And so she asks him, you know, is it true that you said that you don't want to fly commercial because you don't want to be stuck in a tube with demons?
02:06:29.000 And he, first of all, he got caught off guard and he kind of was chilled at first.
02:06:35.000 But then he got mad at her when she asked that same question again.
02:06:38.000 He said, no, and I didn't, and don't you bring it up.
02:06:40.000 And don't you say I did.
02:06:42.000 That's what he says.
02:06:42.000 And he points at her.
02:06:44.000 Pull it ahead a little bit, because this is the full version of this.
02:06:50.000 Right before that.
02:06:51.000 Right before that.
02:06:52.000 Right before that.
02:06:54.000 She asks him...
02:06:56.000 What is he, an evangelist?
02:06:57.000 Yeah.
02:06:59.000 Can we hear it?
02:07:00.000 No, we can't because we'll get pulled off of YouTube for sure. 0.98
02:07:03.000 But he gets really fucking mad at her. 0.80
02:07:06.000 She said, but didn't you say that you can't fly commercial because the tube is filled with demons? 0.98
02:07:12.000 Do you think that people are demons? 0.95
02:07:14.000 Like this lady has balls of steel because this guy's giving her the crazy eyes. 1.00
02:07:19.000 And he's saying all kinds of crazy shit to her. 0.99
02:07:21.000 There's some question she also asks about, like, why did you buy it? 0.99
02:07:24.000 And he's like, because he made it so cheap.
02:07:26.000 Yeah.
02:07:26.000 It's like $980 million.
02:07:28.000 He made it so cheap?
02:07:29.000 It's like, I couldn't say no.
02:07:32.000 That's what he says.
02:07:33.000 Which plane was it?
02:07:34.000 It was someone...
02:07:34.000 Tyler's the best guy.
02:07:36.000 Tyler, yeah.
02:07:37.000 Made it so cheap?
02:07:38.000 That's it.
02:07:39.000 He's saying it right there.
02:07:40.000 I had to buy it.
02:07:42.000 Yeah, you can't play it, unfortunately.
02:07:44.000 But play it right after that.
02:07:45.000 Now, this is where she asks him again.
02:07:47.000 He's getting frustrated with her.
02:07:49.000 This is where she asks him again about demons.
02:07:52.000 Now, watch him get mad here.
02:07:54.000 Hold up, but you can't play it. 0.99
02:07:56.000 Because if they fucking hear it, if they hear it, they'll yank us. 0.99
02:08:02.000 Don't you do it, Jamie. 0.99
02:08:04.000 Don't they like your YouTube?
02:08:05.000 It doesn't matter, man.
02:08:06.000 Whoever owns this content, don't play any of the audio.
02:08:09.000 So he gets mad at her, and she's about to say it.
02:08:12.000 She's going to go, but I'm sorry, but didn't you say, but didn't you say, right before it, yep, right there.
02:08:19.000 So watch this.
02:08:19.000 She goes, didn't you say that they were demons?
02:08:21.000 No.
02:08:21.000 Look at this.
02:08:22.000 Don't you say that I did?
02:08:24.000 Look at that.
02:08:25.000 Look at that.
02:08:25.000 Bro.
02:08:26.000 That's intense.
02:08:27.000 And then he tries to charm her.
02:08:28.000 Then he tries to charm her.
02:08:30.000 That, to me, is what I would imagine a demon would look like if you cornered it.
02:08:35.000 Like, be realistically.
02:08:36.000 Tell me.
02:08:37.000 Back up.
02:08:38.000 Back up right there.
02:08:39.000 Just a little bit before that.
02:08:40.000 But a little bit before.
02:08:41.000 When he's actually angry.
02:08:42.000 A little bit before that.
02:08:43.000 Watch when he gets actually angry.
02:08:45.000 Like, if you thought the demons were real, what would you think that they would behave like?
02:08:50.000 Well, they would just pretend to be people and be all slippery.
02:08:54.000 What's happening here?
02:08:55.000 I just froze it.
02:08:55.000 I paused it there.
02:08:56.000 Back up so we could see him do it, though.
02:08:58.000 Back up so we could see him do it.
02:08:59.000 See, right here, she asked him, watch this, watch this.
02:09:02.000 No, don't you say that I did.
02:09:05.000 And then watch this.
02:09:06.000 Smile.
02:09:09.000 Smile.
02:09:10.000 Just let it play. 1.00
02:09:11.000 Stop fucking around. 1.00
02:09:13.000 Watch this. 1.00
02:09:14.000 Look at that face.
02:09:18.000 Oh, I'm your friend again.
02:09:20.000 I'm just a nice preacher.
02:09:21.000 His hand looks like that hobbit foot we were looking at. 1.00
02:09:23.000 Bro, his nails are long as fuck. 1.00
02:09:26.000 Just like Satan. 1.00
02:09:27.000 I would imagine Satan does not have a manicure.
02:09:29.000 Eddie?
02:09:30.000 Any thoughts?
02:09:32.000 No.
02:09:32.000 No.
02:09:33.000 You gotta look evil.
02:09:34.000 That dude caught a sweet loophole.
02:09:36.000 Tax exempt status.
02:09:38.000 That's what's really interesting about churches.
02:09:41.000 Tax exempt, baby!
02:09:43.000 They're doing the government's work.
02:09:44.000 The government's like, you're doing such a good job keeping these people in line.
02:09:47.000 Here you go.
02:09:48.000 Free.
02:09:48.000 Free.
02:09:49.000 No taxes, bro.
02:09:50.000 You're good.
02:09:51.000 You're good.
02:09:52.000 Like, imagine the government looking at televangelists going, well, seems legit. 0.93
02:09:55.000 You definitely have the Lord's words in mind, and you're definitely not making a ton of money in the loophole.
02:10:01.000 So, yeah.
02:10:01.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:10:02.000 Keep that tax exempt status.
02:10:04.000 Seems good.
02:10:05.000 Seems super solid.
02:10:07.000 Imagine.
02:10:08.000 Imagine that, like, somewhere, someone must have had that conversation.
02:10:13.000 Whether or not they should have tax exempt status.
02:10:17.000 Like, at what point in time, you know?
02:10:19.000 Like, how about the Catholic Church?
02:10:20.000 How many sex scandals? 0.87
02:10:22.000 How many pedophile scandals does it take before you lose tax exam status?
02:10:26.000 Is it like a million?
02:10:28.000 How many cases?
02:10:29.000 How many cases do you need? 0.96
02:10:31.000 Like, at what point in time do you go, hey, maybe you guys should fucking at least pay taxes? 0.93
02:10:37.000 You know? 0.89
02:10:38.000 Maybe that's the deal they cut.
02:10:39.000 You don't go to jail for the kids, but you gotta start paying taxes.
02:10:44.000 Well...
02:10:45.000 They're not prosecuting them because people aren't screaming for it.
02:10:47.000 What's really interesting is that if you look at some of the things that people are really rallying about today, what you would call like social justice warriors.
02:10:55.000 People are rallying around so many different causes.
02:10:57.000 Those people that are rallying around all these causes, supporting Antifa, doing this, you know, protecting this and going after that, what they're not doing is going after that church.
02:11:08.000 How come they're not shouting from their...
02:11:10.000 If you really want justice, if you really want to do good in the world, Wouldn't you want to stop the pedophiles?
02:11:18.000 Wouldn't you want to stop that?
02:11:19.000 If you don't see that, it's too scary for people.
02:11:22.000 It's so big.
02:11:23.000 They got their own country.
02:11:24.000 The Vatican's basically a country.
02:11:26.000 They got their own passport.
02:11:30.000 It's dark.
02:11:31.000 It's dark when people feel like they're doing progress and you're not stopping that.
02:11:36.000 Like, your concern is what?
02:11:38.000 What's your concern?
02:11:39.000 The Sculpture of the Resurrection.
02:11:41.000 Have you seen that?
02:11:42.000 No.
02:11:43.000 Ugh, evil.
02:11:44.000 What is that?
02:11:44.000 It's in the Vatican.
02:11:45.000 It's supposed to be Jesus rising from the dead, but it looks like... 0.52
02:11:49.000 Zombie.
02:11:50.000 It looks like hell.
02:11:52.000 Let me see that.
02:11:53.000 Yeah.
02:11:54.000 The Sculpture of the Resurrection.
02:11:55.000 Yeah.
02:11:56.000 There's some amazing artwork there.
02:11:57.000 And then they got a serpent cathedral where it looks like a serpent's head.
02:12:02.000 It's crazy stuff, dude.
02:12:04.000 Have you been?
02:12:04.000 No, but I've seen it on YouTube.
02:12:06.000 You been to Italy yet?
02:12:07.000 No.
02:12:07.000 You should go, dude.
02:12:08.000 It is insane.
02:12:09.000 It's so insane. 0.64
02:12:10.000 The Vatican is so insane, it's absolutely worth that trip.
02:12:13.000 You went into the Vatican?
02:12:14.000 Yeah, it's amazing.
02:12:16.000 The artwork is off the charts.
02:12:18.000 You can't believe it.
02:12:19.000 St. Peter's Basilica?
02:12:21.000 That's it? 1.00
02:12:22.000 Who fucking made that? 0.99
02:12:25.000 That's supposed to be something that represents Christianity. 1.00
02:12:30.000 A gate in front of Marilyn Manson's house.
02:12:35.000 Totally, dude. 1.00
02:12:36.000 Look at that shit. 1.00
02:12:37.000 That looks like something Marilyn Manson would be rocking. 1.00
02:12:39.000 Dude, this is their...
02:12:40.000 The beautiful people.
02:12:41.000 The beautiful people.
02:12:43.000 Yeah.
02:12:44.000 Make a great photo shoot.
02:12:46.000 That would be an amazing gate, right?
02:12:48.000 If you're like the ultimate horror fiction writer, like if Stephen King bought a house in the Hollywood Hills.
02:12:53.000 Yeah.
02:12:54.000 That was his gate.
02:12:55.000 Look up the Serpent Cathedral Vatican.
02:13:01.000 That's crazy, dude.
02:13:02.000 It's...
02:13:03.000 Looks like a snake.
02:13:04.000 So there's a thing in there called St. Peter's Basilica.
02:13:07.000 Man, you've never seen anything like that in your life.
02:13:10.000 Yeah, that's it.
02:13:10.000 Right there.
02:13:10.000 Look at that.
02:13:11.000 Wow.
02:13:12.000 It looks like...
02:13:13.000 Come on, man.
02:13:14.000 That's crazy.
02:13:15.000 Come on, man.
02:13:16.000 That's crazy. 0.67
02:13:17.000 It has the eyes of a snake, the head of a snake, and the fangs.
02:13:20.000 Scary!
02:13:21.000 You can see that resurrection thing right there.
02:13:22.000 Oh, my God.
02:13:23.000 Oh, it's all the same thing.
02:13:25.000 Oh, it's evil!
02:13:25.000 Come on!
02:13:27.000 Come on, man!
02:13:28.000 Oh, my God.
02:13:28.000 That's amazing.
02:13:29.000 That's amazing.
02:13:30.000 Dude.
02:13:31.000 If you were dating a girl and she was like a Wiccan. 1.00
02:13:33.000 That has nothing to do with Jesus right there, dude.
02:13:34.000 I don't see Jesus anywhere. 1.00
02:13:36.000 If you were dating a girl and she's really into witchcraft, you'd want to fuck her right in between the teeth. 1.00
02:13:41.000 Baby, I'm going to take you to the Vatican. 1.00
02:13:43.000 I'm going to sneak away.
02:13:44.000 I'm going to bribe somebody. 1.00
02:13:45.000 I'm going to fuck you between the teeth. 1.00
02:13:47.000 Yeah, that's scary shit. 1.00
02:13:48.000 Can you imagine if they just had a bed that you could borrow in between the teeth? 1.00
02:13:51.000 What if the Pope is really the king of the world?
02:13:52.000 Look at him out there.
02:13:53.000 What's crazy?
02:13:54.000 What if he is, though?
02:13:55.000 What if he is?
02:13:56.000 I don't think so.
02:13:57.000 He's definitely not.
02:13:58.000 What if he is?
02:13:59.000 He might be.
02:14:00.000 He might be the most powerful man on earth.
02:14:01.000 So let me ask you this. 0.99
02:14:02.000 What do you think about all this alien shit that's going on right now? 1.00
02:14:06.000 All this UFO shit. 1.00
02:14:07.000 What do you think that is? 0.99
02:14:08.000 Do you think that's a distraction?
02:14:10.000 The stuff that's going on right now?
02:14:11.000 100%.
02:14:12.000 The FISA just got D-classed.
02:14:14.000 They're trying to.
02:14:15.000 That's what it is.
02:14:17.000 The Fives, the D-class?
02:14:18.000 Are you kidding?
02:14:19.000 That's going to bury a lot of people going to jail. 0.62
02:14:21.000 So you think that's why the UFO stuff is out there?
02:14:24.000 It's always been about UFOs, really.
02:14:26.000 Do you think that they do that? 0.99
02:14:27.000 Like, they have certain UFO cases that they say, listen, if anything gets weird, we're just going to let this motherfucker lose? 0.99
02:14:33.000 Woo! 0.99
02:14:34.000 And we're going to tell people, listen, we've seen the aliens.
02:14:36.000 We've got a hold of them.
02:14:37.000 We've got to alert Congress.
02:14:39.000 We've got to talk to people.
02:14:40.000 And then people start just forgetting about corruption.
02:14:43.000 Forgetting about the BP oil spill. 1.00
02:14:45.000 Forget about whatever the fuck is... 0.99
02:14:46.000 Dude, the aliens are coming. 1.00
02:14:47.000 Trust me.
02:14:48.000 They've been talking to the government.
02:14:50.000 You know what my argument against it has always been?
02:14:52.000 Why would they talk to the government? 0.98
02:14:54.000 If you're from another fucking planet, like when we visit chimpanzees, we don't say, hey, who's the number one chimp? 0.99
02:15:01.000 We want to bring you bananas and sign a peace treaty with you. 1.00
02:15:04.000 We don't give a fuck who the leader is. 1.00
02:15:07.000 Get out of here. 0.99
02:15:07.000 You don't get special deals. 0.99
02:15:10.000 Take us to your leader.
02:15:12.000 Oh, the top chimp made a deal to let us kidnap some baby chimps so we could bring them to the zoo. 1.00
02:15:18.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
02:15:19.000 If they're coming here from another planet, they must be so much more sophisticated than we are. 1.00
02:15:23.000 They're not going to listen to us. 0.97
02:15:24.000 We're crazy.
02:15:25.000 They're doing it for several reasons, in my opinion.
02:15:28.000 And one, exactly like you said, for distractions.
02:15:32.000 And right now, they're going heavy with it.
02:15:34.000 But, you know, Warner Von Braun...
02:15:38.000 The last four years of his life, he had cancer, and he had an assistant, and you can watch her on YouTube talk.
02:15:44.000 Her name is Dr. Carol Roselyn, and she said that he kept telling her over and over, they're preparing, like on his deathbed, they're preparing for a fake alien invasion.
02:15:59.000 That's what they're doing.
02:16:00.000 They're trying to scare us into a new world order.
02:16:04.000 And she talks about this.
02:16:05.000 No, no, she doesn't say why.
02:16:07.000 He goes, he never told me why.
02:16:09.000 He just kept telling me, all this stuff you hear about aliens and asteroids, it's all fake.
02:16:13.000 First, there's going to be an environmental threat that they're going to scare everybody with.
02:16:18.000 Global warming, in my opinion.
02:16:20.000 Then there's going to be asteroid threats.
02:16:23.000 And then the final one.
02:16:24.000 And she says this, and he kept saying this, because the final one, the last one they're going to do is the fake alien invasion.
02:16:31.000 That's why there's movies like Independence Day.
02:16:33.000 It gets everyone used to, oh, we're all going to...
02:16:35.000 Let's call China and Russia and we all band together.
02:16:38.000 It's to get us prepared for a one world government.
02:16:42.000 That's what it's really all about.
02:16:43.000 The aliens and all that, the Nazis were doing that to their own people.
02:16:48.000 When I was balls deep in the UFO community, they would show us that there's pictures of the German UFOs.
02:16:55.000 And in the UFO community, we looked at that as evidence that they must have found crashed UFOs, and then they're trying to reverse engineer them.
02:17:03.000 That's what everybody in the UFO community thinks.
02:17:05.000 But when you look into it, dude, they were trying to scare their own people to look for the government.
02:17:11.000 They're just scaring us so that we go to the government.
02:17:13.000 Well, science fiction had flying saucers before flying saucers were something that the government or the German government tried to create.
02:17:20.000 Yeah.
02:17:21.000 I think they were trying to freak people out and make it seem like it was aliens.
02:17:25.000 Yes, exactly.
02:17:27.000 So...
02:17:29.000 World War II is over.
02:17:30.000 We have Operation Paperclip.
02:17:32.000 Look, Operation Paperclip, 1945, 1946. We bring in over all... 0.78
02:17:38.000 The guys that ended up creating the CIA and NASA were from Operation Paperclip.
02:17:44.000 So right away...
02:17:45.000 For sure, NASA. So when you look at this, if the Nazis were trying to scare their own people with fake UFOs, they must have came in and said, dude, you guys aren't on the UFO shit. 0.99
02:17:53.000 You got to scare your people. 0.90
02:17:55.000 So that's exactly when all the comic books were...
02:17:57.000 All these space comic books.
02:17:59.000 So the Germans were scaring their people with UFOs before the United States got scared with UFOs? 0.66
02:18:03.000 Really?
02:18:04.000 Yes.
02:18:04.000 This was the 30s.
02:18:05.000 Listen, if you're going to be a master of propaganda, like Hitler was, right? 0.87
02:18:10.000 Yes.
02:18:11.000 Manipulation and propaganda, that would be the move, man.
02:18:13.000 Who wanted a New World Order more than Hitler? 0.98
02:18:15.000 Who wanted to control the world more than that guy?
02:18:17.000 That guy knew how to do it.
02:18:19.000 And it's an old idea.
02:18:20.000 It's an old idea.
02:18:21.000 The way everybody, the ancient Roman emperors, they all drew up for that one world government.
02:18:28.000 They couldn't pull it off.
02:18:29.000 There was no way they could pull it off because the only way to make a new world order actually happen is you've got to get the people to embrace it.
02:18:35.000 You can't force them into it. 0.98
02:18:37.000 So you've got to mindfuck them to embrace a new world order. 0.99
02:18:40.000 You've got to make them want it. 0.99
02:18:42.000 Otherwise, they're not going to do it.
02:18:43.000 They're just staying in their own little tribes.
02:18:44.000 Exactly.
02:18:44.000 And all the little rulers would go like, dude, we do a one-world government.
02:18:48.000 I'm out of a job. 1.00
02:18:49.000 Fuck you. 1.00
02:18:50.000 So it's impossible, but they knew. 1.00
02:18:52.000 They theorized if there was some kind of alien threat.
02:18:57.000 Don't you remember Reagan talking about that?
02:18:58.000 Exactly.
02:18:59.000 When you're in the UFO community, you take that Reagan speech from the UN and from the CFR, and you look at that as proof that there's aliens.
02:19:06.000 But now I look at that, when you look at him, like at the CFR, he goes, wouldn't all our jobs...
02:19:12.000 It would be a little bit easier if there was some sort of threat, some extraterrestrial threat.
02:19:18.000 He's talking to the rule.
02:19:19.000 Well, it's not exactly what he said.
02:19:21.000 No, no, no.
02:19:21.000 You're talking about the UN one.
02:19:22.000 I'm talking about a different one.
02:19:23.000 He did it many times.
02:19:24.000 Two different speeches.
02:19:25.000 No, there was a bunch of them.
02:19:27.000 He was on a mission to get everyone.
02:19:29.000 But he makes it sound like...
02:19:31.000 But he's making it sound like humanitarian.
02:19:33.000 Wouldn't all our differences just seem to diminish if there was some sort of extraterrestrial threat? 1.00
02:19:38.000 That was getting everybody used to this shit. 1.00
02:19:41.000 The UN is all about a one-world gun. 1.00
02:19:43.000 Wouldn't they have already pulled that off?
02:19:44.000 They can't do it, but now we're approaching...
02:19:47.000 We have the technology now with holograms.
02:19:50.000 Now we can do it.
02:19:51.000 It's always been for hundreds of years they knew that.
02:19:53.000 They knew that, but they couldn't pull it off.
02:19:54.000 How are you going to pull it off? 1.00
02:19:55.000 Because the dudes who know how to make that shit are making movies. 1.00
02:19:59.000 When you imagine? 1.00
02:20:00.000 What are you saying?
02:20:00.000 I told you about this last week.
02:20:02.000 You said you didn't see it.
02:20:03.000 Where Trump's talking about the military industrial complex?
02:20:05.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes.
02:20:07.000 Oh, let me hear that.
02:20:07.000 Can we hear that?
02:20:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:20:08.000 Was that free use?
02:20:10.000 You're talking about Space Force?
02:20:12.000 The President, right?
02:20:13.000 Is he talking about Space Force?
02:20:14.000 No.
02:20:16.000 Oh, this is Fox News, man.
02:20:18.000 You can't play this.
02:20:19.000 It's the news.
02:20:19.000 Yeah, it's Fox.
02:20:20.000 It's like a clip from a Fox segment.
02:20:23.000 It's the news, though.
02:20:24.000 Yeah, but I don't think you'd get pulled for this.
02:20:25.000 If you don't want me to play it, I won't play it, but...
02:20:26.000 Yeah, the news, you can always play the news.
02:20:27.000 Okay, let me hear him say it.
02:20:29.000 Let me hear him say it.
02:20:29.000 This is my friend Steve Hilton's show.
02:20:31.000 And don't kid yourself.
02:20:32.000 You do have a military-industrial complex.
02:20:35.000 They do like war.
02:20:36.000 You know, in Syria with the caliphate. 0.87
02:20:40.000 So I wipe out 100% of the caliphate.
02:20:43.000 That doesn't mean you're not going to have these crazy people going around blowing up stores and blowing up things. 0.99
02:20:47.000 These are seriously ill people. 0.96
02:20:49.000 I don't want to say, oh, they're wiped out, you know, ISIS. But I wiped out 100% of the caliphate. 0.76
02:20:55.000 I said, I want to bring our troops back home.
02:20:57.000 The place went crazy.
02:21:00.000 They want to keep...
02:21:01.000 You have people here in Washington.
02:21:03.000 They never want to leave.
02:21:04.000 I say, you know what I'll do?
02:21:06.000 I'll leave a couple of hundred soldiers behind.
02:21:08.000 But if it was up to them, they'd bring thousands of soldiers in.
02:21:13.000 Someday people will explain it.
02:21:15.000 But you do have...
02:21:16.000 Whoa. 0.99
02:21:17.000 That's fucking heavy. 0.99
02:21:19.000 Now stop right here. 1.00
02:21:20.000 Now if that was from anyone, any normal person, you would say that guy's out of his fucking mind. 1.00
02:21:26.000 That's a conspiracy. 0.99
02:21:28.000 There's no one who wants war.
02:21:29.000 But you hear that from the actual sitting president of the United States, who has no reason to say that.
02:21:36.000 Like, why does he have a reason to say that?
02:21:38.000 It must be an excuse for why he didn't pull everyone out 100%.
02:21:45.000 That's a really overlooked insight.
02:21:47.000 And that's part of the problem is that so many people hate Trump, that even when he says something like that, that we should listen to because it's coming from the President of the United States while he's a sitting President and while he's talking about pulling people out of troops, out of war.
02:22:01.000 And people still don't want to listen because it's on Fox News and because it's the president.
02:22:05.000 Because so many people hate the president.
02:22:07.000 They don't want to hear about this.
02:22:08.000 That should be something that's talked about.
02:22:10.000 The declass is about to happen? 1.00
02:22:13.000 Shit. 1.00
02:22:13.000 You think so? 1.00
02:22:14.000 What is the declass that's about to happen?
02:22:18.000 What does that mean?
02:22:19.000 You mean declassification?
02:22:20.000 Declass the FISA applications.
02:22:22.000 Declass everything involved in how the Russian investigation started.
02:22:26.000 That's the problem.
02:22:29.000 There's evidence, and this is coming with the FISA D-class, that Trump Wasn't supposed to win.
02:22:37.000 There's text messages going back between two FBI agents saying, well, what if he wins?
02:22:42.000 He goes, he ain't going to win.
02:22:43.000 Hillary's going to crush him like a zillion to one. 1.00
02:22:46.000 He goes, but what if he does win?
02:22:47.000 And these are text messages that have been released.
02:22:50.000 I have to piss so bad.
02:22:53.000 Folks, we're back from piss break.
02:22:55.000 We had to go.
02:22:55.000 I've been drinking a lot of water lately.
02:22:57.000 I'm trying to be super healthy.
02:22:58.000 Me too, man.
02:22:59.000 I thought Pellegrino was good enough.
02:23:01.000 It's not?
02:23:03.000 There's no way those bubbles are good for you.
02:23:06.000 You know what I mean?
02:23:07.000 Okay, let's find out.
02:23:08.000 They're not.
02:23:08.000 They can't be.
02:23:09.000 No!
02:23:10.000 What would happen to your body if all you drank was Perrier and Pellegrino and that's it?
02:23:20.000 No, forget about the teeth.
02:23:21.000 The overall health of your body.
02:23:22.000 It's not so much about the body.
02:23:23.000 It's about your teeth is what that is.
02:23:24.000 No, but forget about the teeth. 0.82
02:23:25.000 It's just water.
02:23:26.000 But is it going to give you cancer?
02:23:28.000 But the carbonation's got to be doing something to you.
02:23:30.000 To your teeth is all it's really doing.
02:23:32.000 I wonder if it's doing something to your organs, too, or something.
02:23:34.000 So is it doing something to your teeth because of the carbonation?
02:23:39.000 It's got to be.
02:23:40.000 It's just water and carbonation.
02:23:42.000 So what's the carbonation?
02:23:43.000 Is it nitrogen in the water?
02:23:44.000 What is the carbonation?
02:23:47.000 It's nitrogen, right?
02:23:48.000 Man, I hope it's great for you.
02:23:50.000 It's acid.
02:23:52.000 It's higher acidity.
02:23:53.000 Oh my god, it's bad for you.
02:23:54.000 Can be good, right?
02:23:55.000 And that's all I was drinking for a while.
02:23:57.000 But I was happy with myself because, you know, I feel like you're doing something good.
02:24:01.000 My vice was Coca-Cola.
02:24:02.000 Right.
02:24:03.000 So it got me off Coke. 0.99
02:24:04.000 I don't give a fuck about Coke. 0.99
02:24:05.000 I got off it. 0.99
02:24:06.000 I'll drink Coke every now and then.
02:24:07.000 But I'm not, I used to be like, I want it. 0.99
02:24:09.000 Like with a meal, if I went out to a restaurant, had to have a fucking Coke. 0.99
02:24:13.000 You know what I mean? 0.99
02:24:13.000 But now, Pellegrino, it totally satisfies me. 0.99
02:24:16.000 I'm good.
02:24:16.000 I'm good with it.
02:24:17.000 But then I just got away with, I just kept drinking just that.
02:24:20.000 I think it's better than Coke, but it's not as good as water.
02:24:24.000 I'm going to go with that.
02:24:25.000 Yeah.
02:24:26.000 It's got to be way better than Coke, right?
02:24:28.000 Coke is the worst.
02:24:29.000 But why is it so delicious?
02:24:31.000 Dude, some food you just want a cold Diet Coke with. 0.99
02:24:36.000 Like, if I have a fucking cheeseburger, I know I'm already not eating healthy. 1.00
02:24:40.000 Give me a fucking Diet Coke. 1.00
02:24:42.000 Why are we playing games, right? 1.00
02:24:43.000 You know that feeling?
02:24:45.000 A Pellegrino for me is good enough with your burger.
02:24:48.000 It's satisfying. 0.99
02:24:50.000 But if you're going to have a burger and fries with ketchup, you want a goddamn Diet Coke, you'll work it off in the gym. 0.99
02:24:56.000 Not diet! 0.99
02:24:58.000 You like regular Coke?
02:24:59.000 Regular Coke.
02:24:59.000 I don't like regular Coke.
02:25:00.000 It's too syrupy.
02:25:02.000 It's just too hard for me.
02:25:05.000 Jamie's like, oh, I miss it.
02:25:06.000 It's because Jamie's Midwest.
02:25:08.000 Midwest, they give it to their babies. 1.00
02:25:09.000 They put it in bottles and shit. 1.00
02:25:11.000 They call it pop. 1.00
02:25:13.000 Can, bottle, or a styrofoam cup?
02:25:15.000 No, like a baby bottle.
02:25:16.000 Like a breast bottle. 0.89
02:25:18.000 What's that?
02:25:18.000 Mexican Coke, then Chipotle.
02:25:19.000 In a bottle?
02:25:20.000 Yeah.
02:25:21.000 Oh, but you like the styrofoam cups?
02:25:23.000 No, no, no.
02:25:24.000 Chipotle's got a weird flavor Coke that I really like that got me back into drinking it a long time ago.
02:25:29.000 Chipotle has their own Coke?
02:25:30.000 A lot of people say McDonald's Coke is the best.
02:25:32.000 I highly disagree.
02:25:33.000 It's not all the same?
02:25:34.000 No, it's definitely not.
02:25:35.000 It's weird.
02:25:36.000 They have different flavors they send out different places.
02:25:39.000 Like a strain?
02:25:39.000 It now says its original taste on the label at Chipotle, which is...
02:25:42.000 That's weird.
02:25:45.000 You make a deal with Coke and you don't know which flavor you're getting?
02:25:48.000 Let me ask you this.
02:25:49.000 Do you think Andy Ruiz being the heavyweight champion would bring Mexicans and the rest of America closer together?
02:25:56.000 I think so. 0.90
02:25:56.000 What if he starts fucking everybody up? 0.90
02:25:58.000 What if he fucks up everybody? 0.98
02:25:59.000 What if he becomes the man? 0.59
02:26:01.000 That would be amazing.
02:26:03.000 Viva Mexico, man.
02:26:05.000 Pretty crazy.
02:26:06.000 Interesting, right?
02:26:07.000 Like, what Joe Louis was, or what Muhammad Ali was during the Civil Rights Movement.
02:26:12.000 How about that?
02:26:13.000 What's his record?
02:26:14.000 Has he ever lost?
02:26:15.000 I think he's 31-1.
02:26:16.000 One loss, but it was a split decision to Joseph Parker, who's a legit world-class fighter.
02:26:23.000 So, one decision.
02:26:25.000 29. Yeah, he's young.
02:26:27.000 Young guy. 0.99
02:26:28.000 And he's fucking good, man. 0.99
02:26:30.000 Like, he's good. 0.99
02:26:31.000 People get confused because of the way he looks. 1.00
02:26:33.000 That motherfucker throws hands. 1.00
02:26:35.000 And the way he punches is super fluid. 1.00
02:26:38.000 Like, everything's like...
02:26:39.000 Nasty combinations.
02:26:41.000 Like, way quicker than most heavyweights.
02:26:43.000 Way, way quicker.
02:26:45.000 Really interesting, man.
02:26:47.000 When you watch him fight, you're like, wow.
02:26:49.000 So the fight is him versus that bronze bomber guy, right? 0.99
02:26:52.000 Well, I would imagine the fight is the rematch in England in fucking Wembley Arena or some shit in front of a million people. 0.98
02:27:00.000 That's probably going to have to be the rematch. 0.99
02:27:02.000 And if he fucks him up again, which, man, I don't know what happened in that fight.
02:27:12.000 He could fight Tyson Fury too, right?
02:27:14.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
02:27:15.000 Yeah, he could fight Tyson Fury.
02:27:17.000 I mean, Andy can fight Tyson Fury.
02:27:19.000 Andy can fight Deontay Wilder.
02:27:23.000 But the big money, I think, is in the rematch.
02:27:25.000 That's probably where the big money is.
02:27:28.000 And then, the problem with that is, man...
02:27:32.000 All of a sudden, that heavyweight division looks good.
02:27:34.000 Oh, it's great right now.
02:27:36.000 This is as good as the heavyweight division has been in decades.
02:27:38.000 It's amazing right now.
02:27:39.000 But the most exciting is Deontay.
02:27:42.000 Because Deontay flatlines people with one shot in this crazy way.
02:27:45.000 And he's just built like a giant Tommy Hearns, almost like.
02:27:52.000 He's just got crazy power, man. 1.00
02:27:54.000 His power makes me just put my hand on my head and go, What the fuck? 1.00
02:27:58.000 You think Francis Ngannou could box? 1.00
02:28:00.000 I know he could box.
02:28:02.000 At the top level?
02:28:04.000 No.
02:28:04.000 I mean, I think he could with training, but he's a little older, too.
02:28:08.000 How old is he?
02:28:09.000 How old is Francis?
02:28:10.000 I want to say he's 34. He started fairly late in life, learning how to fight in period.
02:28:16.000 But he's so big and so powerful, man.
02:28:19.000 What is he?
02:28:19.000 32?
02:28:20.000 32 is not that bad.
02:28:21.000 That's young.
02:28:21.000 That's pretty young.
02:28:23.000 He, in my opinion, is the most dangerous one-punch guy I've ever seen.
02:28:30.000 If you make any mistake with that guy, heavyweights just go flying across the room.
02:28:36.000 You think Francis Ngannou versus Andy Ruiz would be big?
02:28:40.000 Andy Ruiz is a way better boxer.
02:28:43.000 So he's a way, way, way better boxer.
02:28:45.000 It's a big difference.
02:28:47.000 Andy Ruiz has 100 amateur fights.
02:28:49.000 People would see it just like people want to see Floyd Mayweather versus Conor McGregor.
02:28:53.000 Yeah.
02:28:54.000 But it's kind of the same in the same way that, you know, Conor McGregor knocks people dead in the UFC. And you know, Floyd Mayweather is the greatest boxer of all time.
02:29:03.000 Of all time.
02:29:04.000 I mean, he's probably the most skillful defensive artist we've ever seen.
02:29:10.000 And, you know, Floyd got hit a couple of times.
02:29:13.000 The thing about Francis Ngannou is, I think even with big gloves, you can't let him hit you like that.
02:29:21.000 The way Floyd got hit with that uppercut by Conor, Conor just kind of placed it there.
02:29:26.000 He popped him.
02:29:26.000 It was a good shot.
02:29:27.000 But Floyd didn't get wobbled.
02:29:29.000 He didn't get dropped. 0.99
02:29:30.000 If Francis hits somebody like that, I don't give a fuck who you are. 1.00
02:29:34.000 If he hits you with that Alistair Overeem left hook that he hit Alistair with, get the fuck out of here. 1.00
02:29:40.000 No one's surviving that. 0.99
02:29:41.000 He just seems like, the way he knocked out Kane, we clipped him with that little short uppercut and Kane seemed like he didn't even know he got hit. 1.00
02:29:48.000 I think he hits stupid hard. 1.00
02:29:51.000 Like crazy, ridiculous, off the charts hard. 1.00
02:29:53.000 I think when he hits people, they're just like, what in the hell? 1.00
02:29:57.000 The only guy who's been able to survive that shit is Stipe. 1.00
02:30:00.000 And of course, Derek Lewis, but they just didn't do much to each other in that fight. 1.00
02:30:04.000 Everybody else, he touches you with that shit, and you just go flying. 1.00
02:30:08.000 He hits so goddamn hard that if he just went into boxing straight instead of UFC, who the fuck knows, man. 1.00
02:30:15.000 He could be the fucking heavyweight champion of the world. 0.99
02:30:18.000 Like, legitimately. 0.99
02:30:19.000 If you stop and think about how quickly Deontay Wilder went from boxing to earning a bronze medal in the Olympics, it was a year and a half.
02:30:25.000 I mean, Wilder is exceptionally talented, exceptionally powerful, unbelievable one-punch knockout power, but so is Francis. 0.95
02:30:33.000 Like, if Francis has chosen to go that path, who fucking knows, man? 0.85
02:30:38.000 Who knows? 0.97
02:30:40.000 If he learns how to wrestle...
02:30:42.000 He really learns how to wrestle and really learns how to submit people.
02:30:45.000 Can you imagine where everybody has to stand with him because you're scared of him on the ground?
02:30:49.000 Yeah.
02:30:50.000 I mean, he's at 265 pounds natural and shredded the way he is with unbelievable power.
02:30:59.000 That's just a super unusual case. 0.99
02:31:03.000 That guy could have, any combat sport, if he went into kickboxing, same shit. 1.00
02:31:07.000 He'd be fucking everybody up. 1.00
02:31:09.000 Just hit so goddamn hard. 1.00
02:31:13.000 He hits people and you just go, yikes! 0.99
02:31:19.000 It's hard to learn jiu-jitsu once you're already famous.
02:31:21.000 That's a tough one.
02:31:22.000 It is tough.
02:31:23.000 Yeah, it's tough.
02:31:24.000 Because the only way to learn jiu-jitsu correctly is with 100% sparring.
02:31:28.000 And you don't do that with your wrestling.
02:31:31.000 With wrestling, but you can go 100% sparring with wrestling because there's no...
02:31:35.000 You don't do that with your striking.
02:31:36.000 Yeah, you don't do that with your striking.
02:31:38.000 Not that much.
02:31:38.000 Yeah.
02:31:39.000 Yeah.
02:31:41.000 But once you become famous, it's very hard to go 100% with just anybody.
02:31:46.000 You know what I mean?
02:31:48.000 There's a lot on the line.
02:31:50.000 Yeah, it's possible, but it would have to be well-engineered by a really good manager, right?
02:31:55.000 Like someone like a Dan Lambert comes along and says, this is how we're going to do this.
02:31:59.000 We're going to take this...
02:32:00.000 As a project.
02:32:01.000 And we're going to bring in wrestlers. 0.82
02:32:03.000 And these guys are going to specifically work with you on these very specific drills.
02:32:06.000 They're going to help you get up and help you stay up.
02:32:09.000 And we're going to...
02:32:10.000 This is what our job is.
02:32:12.000 Our job is now this.
02:32:13.000 We're going to turn you into the heavyweight champion of the world.
02:32:15.000 But it would have to be someone who had a real specific group of guys that knew the goal.
02:32:21.000 And there was no eagles involved.
02:32:23.000 You're not going to bring in some guy who's going to try to out-wrestle them or hurt them or knock them out or do anything.
02:32:28.000 They're there working for the goal.
02:32:31.000 But that's hard to do.
02:32:32.000 You know, everybody has their own ideas.
02:32:34.000 You know, that's one of the real problems that fighters have at a really high level is finding people that you can train with that are commensurate in skill level, but they're not trying to take you out, you know, to aid each other.
02:32:46.000 Like, imagine if Mark Kerr...
02:32:49.000 Got balls deep into jiu-jitsu and got obsessed with it.
02:32:52.000 He would have had a longer career, that's for sure.
02:32:55.000 If he got good on the back.
02:32:56.000 And you see that with wrestlers every now and then.
02:32:59.000 After six, seven years, you see it like, oh my god, they're taking the back now and they're choking people out.
02:33:04.000 You saw that with John Fitch.
02:33:05.000 It took a while.
02:33:06.000 He was just cool with ground and pound, just getting the takedown.
02:33:10.000 And then slowly you started seeing him pass and And take backs, and then he took backs.
02:33:16.000 You see Anthony Smith choking out Gustafson?
02:33:17.000 Yes.
02:33:18.000 How crazy is that?
02:33:19.000 Yes.
02:33:19.000 He did it with a broken hand.
02:33:20.000 Yeah.
02:33:21.000 Yeah, man.
02:33:22.000 That was pretty crazy. 1.00
02:33:23.000 That fucking dude is the real deal. 1.00
02:33:24.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:33:25.000 He's the real deal.
02:33:25.000 How did the John Jones fight go?
02:33:27.000 I don't remember.
02:33:28.000 John Jones just outclassed him.
02:33:29.000 He was ahead of him.
02:33:31.000 He knew what he was going to do before he did it.
02:33:32.000 Was it a decision?
02:33:32.000 Yeah.
02:33:33.000 Five rounds.
02:33:34.000 Five round decision?
02:33:35.000 Okay.
02:33:35.000 Dominant decision.
02:33:36.000 John just...
02:33:37.000 He never got wobbled or knocked down ever?
02:33:39.000 No, he got hit.
02:33:40.000 I mean, he definitely got hit.
02:33:41.000 He took some shots, but he was fine at the end of it.
02:33:44.000 Early in the fight, though, he showed he looked very smooth, very fluid.
02:33:48.000 In the first round, he looked very good, very composed, considering the world title fight.
02:33:54.000 I mean, everything he did when he was moving, he wasn't exploding, he wasn't blowing away any nervous energy.
02:33:59.000 He fought very technically.
02:34:00.000 Very good technical stand-up.
02:34:02.000 Look, John is just John.
02:34:04.000 John's on another level.
02:34:06.000 There's everybody else, then there's John Jones.
02:34:09.000 It's another level.
02:34:10.000 He knows when you're tired, too.
02:34:12.000 You see him when he senses like any time where you're trying to catch a break, he senses it.
02:34:18.000 And he starts ramping it up and moving towards you and kicking your legs.
02:34:21.000 You see it.
02:34:22.000 Smells blood.
02:34:23.000 He smells blood. 1.00
02:34:23.000 He's a fucking straight-up killer, man. 1.00
02:34:25.000 He just knows. 1.00
02:34:26.000 There's a lot of aspects to his game that are very interesting, but he just knows how to feel where a guy is.
02:34:33.000 He knows the distance in terms of knowing how to feel where a guy is in terms of how far away the guy is from him because he's the best ever at utilizing his long reach.
02:34:41.000 But he also knows where the guy is psychologically.
02:34:44.000 He knows when guys are physically tired.
02:34:46.000 He knows.
02:34:46.000 Who's he fighting next?
02:34:48.000 He's going to fight Tiago Santos.
02:34:50.000 I don't know too much about him.
02:34:51.000 Beast?
02:34:52.000 He throws bricks.
02:34:54.000 More of a striker than Jiu-Jitsu?
02:34:56.000 Oh yeah, way more.
02:34:58.000 He's got a giant hammer tattooed on his chest.
02:35:00.000 He knocks people in another dimension. 0.98
02:35:02.000 He's a beast, man. 0.97
02:35:03.000 A legit beast. 0.97
02:35:05.000 When's that?
02:35:07.000 Isn't that August?
02:35:08.000 Isn't that August in LA? I think that's the Anaheim card.
02:35:12.000 I think.
02:35:13.000 Am I making that up? 0.99
02:35:15.000 It's a great fucking fight though. 0.99
02:35:16.000 Great fight for as long as it lasts. 1.00
02:35:18.000 Who knows?
02:35:19.000 He can knock anybody out.
02:35:21.000 He swings wild, but John should be a heavy favorite going into the fight.
02:35:26.000 Jon fights on the July card.
02:35:28.000 Oh, it is the July card.
02:35:29.000 Oh my god, that's right.
02:35:30.000 Anaheim, Stipe, and DC. That's right.
02:35:32.000 That's where I got confused.
02:35:33.000 Anaheim, Stipe, and DC. Jon Jones versus Tiago Santos.
02:35:37.000 Dude, I didn't even know that was on.
02:35:39.000 Stipe and DC is on?
02:35:40.000 Yes.
02:35:41.000 Dan, I didn't know that.
02:35:42.000 Romero and Paul Acosta is also rebooked for that.
02:35:44.000 That's Anaheim as well, right?
02:35:45.000 Yeah.
02:35:45.000 Woo!
02:35:47.000 Yoel Romero and Paul Acosta.
02:35:49.000 Best body ever fight.
02:35:52.000 They're fighting for the best body ever.
02:35:53.000 That's what they're doing.
02:35:55.000 Like, who's the king?
02:35:55.000 Did he win some sort of lawsuit?
02:35:57.000 Yes.
02:35:58.000 Yoel might never fight again.
02:36:00.000 He won $27 million.
02:36:02.000 He was like, I give up!
02:36:04.000 Because there was a supplement company that had tainted supplements, legitimately. 1.00
02:36:08.000 They tested them independently, and they found out that this shit is tainted. 1.00
02:36:12.000 It makes people piss hot for steroid tests. 1.00
02:36:16.000 So he sued him.
02:36:18.000 The question is whether or not he's going to be able to collect.
02:36:22.000 Because when you sue someone, they can go bankrupt.
02:36:26.000 Like if they're a corporation, that's why someone forms an LLC. So if they've got some steroid-tainted shit and an athlete sues them, I wonder if they actually have to pay or if they could just disband the company. 0.97
02:36:39.000 Because $27 million is a lot of money. 0.99
02:36:41.000 You know, who knows?
02:36:42.000 The company might not even be worth $27 million.
02:36:44.000 I don't know what the company is.
02:36:45.000 Do you know what the company is?
02:36:47.000 I'm seeing it right now.
02:36:48.000 What's the name of it?
02:36:49.000 Gold Star Performance.
02:36:51.000 That's a big name.
02:36:52.000 I've heard that name before.
02:36:53.000 Have you heard that name before?
02:36:55.000 I think that's a big name in supplements.
02:36:57.000 You know what, man?
02:36:58.000 If anything, it'll blow them up.
02:36:59.000 It'll be worth it.
02:37:00.000 Just pay them.
02:37:00.000 We're going to make $100 million because people are going to jump on it.
02:37:04.000 You know what I mean?
02:37:05.000 Like people that don't fight professionally. 0.99
02:37:06.000 Like, oh shit, cool. 0.99
02:37:08.000 Let's do it. 1.00
02:37:09.000 Yeah.
02:37:10.000 That's true, right? 1.00
02:37:11.000 Give me the shit that Hector Lombard pissed out for. 1.00
02:37:13.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:37:13.000 100%. 1.00
02:37:14.000 I got that shit. 1.00
02:37:15.000 I got that shit, son. 1.00
02:37:17.000 You're going to get a thick old neck. 1.00
02:37:20.000 What's up, Jamie?
02:37:21.000 They got it.
02:37:21.000 They got what?
02:37:22.000 If this is the right company I just looked up when I tried to type in the revenue, they're doing all right.
02:37:27.000 Yeah?
02:37:27.000 How much are they worth?
02:37:28.000 I don't know if this is the right company, but the one I just found says they did.
02:37:32.000 I had a cash balance of $96.5 million as of December 31st.
02:37:35.000 Oh, give up the $27 million to the Cuban, baby! 1.00
02:37:38.000 Might not be the actual same company, but it's got the same name at least.
02:37:42.000 I bet it's that company.
02:37:43.000 Let's say it is that company.
02:37:44.000 Come on.
02:37:44.000 Give up that money.
02:37:45.000 I want to see Yoel Romero just covered in furs, gold chains and shit, just living like a pimp. 0.99
02:37:51.000 Well, I want to see Yoel Romero in some sort of crazy gazelle skin coat with full six-pack. 0.99
02:37:59.000 Just no minks, right?
02:38:01.000 Minks would be better. 1.00
02:38:02.000 Something crazy. 0.99
02:38:03.000 Just $27 million in the bank, not giving a fuck. 0.99
02:38:06.000 20 girls around. 0.99
02:38:08.000 Yeah.
02:38:09.000 He'll start rapping in Cuban.
02:38:11.000 Hello, you!
02:38:13.000 That's pretty good. 1.00
02:38:14.000 That fucking guy. 1.00
02:38:16.000 He's the freakiest athlete I've ever seen. 1.00
02:38:19.000 He moves so fast sometimes, you're like, what?
02:38:23.000 When he fought Chris Weidman, I remember when he landed that flying knee.
02:38:26.000 I was like, oh my god.
02:38:28.000 That guy can do that out of nowhere.
02:38:30.000 Out of nowhere.
02:38:30.000 You can never sleep on him.
02:38:32.000 Because he lulls you into this false sense of everything being okay.
02:38:36.000 He moves slow.
02:38:38.000 He just moves slow.
02:38:39.000 He moves slow.
02:38:40.000 He moves away when you kick him.
02:38:42.000 Almost like he's conserving energy.
02:38:44.000 And then boom!
02:38:44.000 He just jumps on you.
02:38:47.000 It's amazing to see a guy like him at 40 years of age be that fucking explosive, you know? 0.99
02:38:55.000 You're right at 40 with that lawsuit. 1.00
02:38:58.000 Shit. 1.00
02:38:58.000 Why fight? 1.00
02:38:59.000 He might go, maybe he wants to fuck up Paulo Costa, and that's a wrap. 0.97
02:39:03.000 Maybe after that fight. 0.83
02:39:04.000 But if he actually gets the money, that's the problem. 0.98
02:39:07.000 See, it's all bullshit until the money's in your bank account. 0.97
02:39:09.000 Yeah. 0.98
02:39:10.000 Because if they appeal, then they drag it into appeals court, which they probably will, right?
02:39:15.000 Could take years.
02:39:16.000 Could take years.
02:39:17.000 Yeah.
02:39:19.000 Yeah, and then the meanwhile, if they have that money, they could just invest that money and just make itself back and then give them what they invested.
02:39:26.000 Eh, here's your money. 0.96
02:39:28.000 Didn't cost a shit. 0.97
02:39:30.000 They could do that too, as long as it's long enough. 0.98
02:39:32.000 Maybe they have like $500 million and they're like, ah, $25 million.
02:39:35.000 That whole supplement world is a weird world.
02:39:38.000 It's very weird.
02:39:39.000 We had problems on it with AlphaBrain early. 0.95
02:39:42.000 Our AlphaBrain had other shit in it with different vitamins in it that weren't supposed to be in there. 0.96
02:39:46.000 I'm like, what is this in there? 0.99
02:39:47.000 So we had to change suppliers.
02:39:50.000 It's tricky, man.
02:39:51.000 When you're making stuff and you're not there for every step of the way, you hire companies to do it.
02:39:56.000 Like, well, how are they doing it?
02:39:57.000 How are they mixing it?
02:39:58.000 What's the vat look like? 1.00
02:40:00.000 Did they clean that shit? 1.00
02:40:02.000 You know? 1.00
02:40:03.000 And then somewhere down the line, like Tim Means, he was another one.
02:40:07.000 Remember Tim Means?
02:40:08.000 Tim the Dirty Bird? 1.00
02:40:09.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00
02:40:10.000 He, same thing, pissed hot for some shit that was just some over-the-counter stuff. 1.00
02:40:15.000 They found it. 0.99
02:40:16.000 But they gave him like six months.
02:40:18.000 I think they gave Yoel a long time, too, though, didn't they?
02:40:20.000 Can they give him like six months or something like that?
02:40:22.000 I don't know.
02:40:23.000 I think they gave him a long time.
02:40:25.000 It was like six months, which apparently is worth $27 million.
02:40:30.000 27 is a nice number, too, man.
02:40:33.000 You got a six-month suspension?
02:40:34.000 Yeah, whatever. 0.97
02:40:36.000 If he gets that $27 million, he won't give a fuck about that six-month suspension. 0.66
02:40:41.000 Have you had $27 million clean in the bank that you don't have to pay taxes on?
02:40:45.000 Is that how it works?
02:40:46.000 No, you gotta pay taxes.
02:40:48.000 Do you?
02:40:49.000 When you get a lawsuit?
02:40:50.000 Some of them are different. 0.89
02:40:52.000 It seems ridiculous.
02:40:54.000 Why would the government say, ah, you could keep that? 0.76
02:40:56.000 Why would the government get a piece of you getting your career damaged?
02:41:00.000 They get a piece of everything.
02:41:00.000 I know, but isn't that nuts?
02:41:02.000 That's funny.
02:41:03.000 They've ruled that you got damaged.
02:41:07.000 So someone has to give you money to make up for all the money that you lost.
02:41:10.000 You lost $27 million worth of revenue.
02:41:12.000 We're going to make it right, UL. So they give them that $27 million, and the government's like, not so fast.
02:41:18.000 You might have lost $27 million, but we didn't get our piece.
02:41:22.000 I bet you have to pay taxes.
02:41:24.000 If you didn't have to pay taxes on things, imagine how few people would pay taxes. 0.95
02:41:29.000 You know what it would be like if the IRS wasn't so fucking ruthless chasing people down?
02:41:33.000 It would be like those things where you bought 99 records for a dollar. 0.93
02:41:38.000 Remember that?
02:41:39.000 Where nobody ever paid for it?
02:41:41.000 The record club?
02:41:42.000 Yeah.
02:41:42.000 They would send you the cassettes.
02:41:44.000 For a penny.
02:41:44.000 Yeah, it was like a petty.
02:41:46.000 And you get to pick this.
02:41:49.000 Oh, REO Speedwagon.
02:41:50.000 Ooh, Billy Joel the Stranger.
02:41:52.000 And you get to check off the list in the box.
02:41:54.000 No one ever paid.
02:41:55.000 No one paid.
02:41:56.000 I don't know a single person that paid.
02:41:58.000 They tried to chase me down.
02:41:59.000 Maybe they didn't want the money.
02:42:01.000 They just wanted to spread the music.
02:42:02.000 Maybe they did.
02:42:03.000 Maybe it was a scam. 0.98
02:42:04.000 Maybe they insured themselves against a certain amount of loss and a certain amount of suckers paid. 0.85
02:42:10.000 Because they did harass you a little bit.
02:42:12.000 They'd send you letters like, hey man, I sent you all those KISS cassettes.
02:42:17.000 You haven't gotten back to us.
02:42:20.000 Remember that?
02:42:21.000 Did you do that, Jamie?
02:42:22.000 Yeah, Columbia House is what it was called.
02:42:23.000 Yeah, Columbia House.
02:42:24.000 That's right, Columbia Record House. 1.00
02:42:25.000 And then they'd send you shit, like a box of shit you didn't want. 1.00
02:42:27.000 I don't want Hall& Oates. 1.00
02:42:29.000 Was it Columbia House Records or Columbia Records House?
02:42:32.000 It was a...
02:42:33.000 Club.
02:42:34.000 They were always in TV guides.
02:42:36.000 That's right.
02:42:36.000 There was always an advertising insert.
02:42:38.000 Dude, that was the first time I found out about, well, it was actually late night TV, about Dianetics.
02:42:43.000 I didn't know Dianetics was Scientology. 0.87
02:42:45.000 I thought it was like, you know, you got to kick ass, take on the world, get away from your insecurities and your fears. 0.93
02:42:51.000 They drag you in a little bit first. 0.98
02:42:53.000 They drag you in with a volcano.
02:42:55.000 Smart.
02:42:56.000 They're showing the volcano in the commercial.
02:42:58.000 That's way better than like those dudes you see at freeway overpasses that are screaming, Jesus saves!
02:43:04.000 Jesus saves!
02:43:05.000 Like, dude, nobody, you ain't bringing nobody to Jesus, man.
02:43:11.000 But it's smart.
02:43:12.000 You don't tell them, you want to get someone into Jesus?
02:43:14.000 You don't tell them it's about Jesus.
02:43:16.000 You know what I mean?
02:43:16.000 You just bring them in.
02:43:17.000 It's self-help.
02:43:18.000 The real way to get someone into Jesus is to lead by Jesus' example and be a really good Christian.
02:43:24.000 And someone says, well, why are you such a nice person?
02:43:26.000 Say, because I'm a Christian.
02:43:28.000 And a real Christian is a really nice person. 0.98
02:43:29.000 The person would be like, damn, I want to be a really nice person. 0.86
02:43:32.000 And they'd say, well, why don't you come to church with me on Sunday? 0.98
02:43:34.000 And next thing you know, you go to church with them.
02:43:37.000 That's how you do it.
02:43:37.000 That's how you do it.
02:43:38.000 You can't be screaming Jesus on the corner of Hollywood Boulevard in La Brea.
02:43:42.000 But then when they corner you, you go, don't you say that!
02:43:45.000 Don't you say I did!
02:43:48.000 You got pretty eyes!
02:43:50.000 You got pretty eyes!
02:43:52.000 That's going to be cut up.
02:43:57.000 That guy seemed demonic to me, man. 0.99
02:43:59.000 He creeped me the fuck out. 0.97
02:44:02.000 That creeped me out, man. 0.62
02:44:04.000 That guy's used to telling people things like that.
02:44:06.000 He's used to yelling at people and pointing his finger at them.
02:44:10.000 That long fingernail.
02:44:11.000 Pointed at you.
02:44:16.000 Don't you say I did. 0.99
02:44:19.000 He'd make a great demon.
02:44:21.000 Imagine what it must be like to be a fly on the wall, one of those billion dollar preachers. 1.00
02:44:26.000 Just, they must be getting pussy. 1.00
02:44:28.000 They must be. 1.00
02:44:29.000 Oh! 0.60
02:44:29.000 There has to be. 0.60
02:44:30.000 Right?
02:44:30.000 Of course.
02:44:31.000 There has to be top shelf. 1.00
02:44:33.000 They'll be flying them in from Czechoslovakia and shit. 0.99
02:44:37.000 They got their crew of actors. 1.00
02:44:38.000 Skiing in on a fucking hill of cocaine. 1.00
02:44:42.000 It's crazy how, yeah, they got a bunch of actors and plants and all that shit, but it's crazy how they get people to believe it and they get put in trances and shit. 0.99
02:44:51.000 Some of them are acting, but some of them are like, you know, there's a certain percentage of people that are hypnotizable. 0.95
02:44:56.000 What is it?
02:44:57.000 What is it?
02:44:57.000 Like 20% maybe?
02:45:00.000 It's the people that didn't get sucked into pro wrestling.
02:45:02.000 Pro wrestling could have got them.
02:45:04.000 They would have believed that that was real. 1.00
02:45:05.000 They missed that, and they got sucked into the snake handlers and shit. 0.99
02:45:09.000 What percentage do you think? 0.99
02:45:10.000 Because when you go to those hypnotist shows, the scam is before the show.
02:45:15.000 This is considered the scam part.
02:45:17.000 It's before the show.
02:45:18.000 They go into the audience, and they find people that are easily hypnotized.
02:45:22.000 So then they bring them out.
02:45:23.000 Well, one of the things they do is they let you be aware that they might call upon you.
02:45:28.000 And so, just to make sure that your story matches, we would like to know, whatever happened to you, is there something that's bothering you, so that we know that when Cindy the Magnificent, when she calls out to you, that your story matches up with a piece of paper.
02:45:45.000 There's little weird tricks they do with people.
02:45:46.000 They ask them to fill out these forms, talk about their childhood. 1.00
02:45:49.000 That's the psychic shit. 1.00
02:45:50.000 That's psychic shit, for sure. 1.00
02:45:52.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:45:52.000 They'll have gophers listening to people talk. 1.00
02:45:54.000 But I'm talking about hypnotist shows where they take one person on stage and they hypnotize them, then they wake them up, and then they make them do weird shit that they don't remember.
02:46:05.000 Oh yeah, dude.
02:46:06.000 I saw that before.
02:46:07.000 I've seen it.
02:46:08.000 So that's real.
02:46:08.000 Oh, it's real.
02:46:09.000 So there are people, a certain percentage of the population, who knows what it is.
02:46:13.000 Maybe it's 10%, maybe it's 60%.
02:46:14.000 Who knows?
02:46:15.000 But there are people that can be put under a spell.
02:46:20.000 Under a spell.
02:46:21.000 They could be in a trance, do something while they're awake, they're awake, and they do something under command without any control, and they don't remember it.
02:46:30.000 And then they get snapped out of it.
02:46:32.000 Yes.
02:46:32.000 All that's real?
02:46:33.000 Yes.
02:46:33.000 That's crazy.
02:46:34.000 To varying degrees, and it's real in live audiences, which is particularly weird.
02:46:39.000 Yeah.
02:46:39.000 Frank Santos, the R-rated hypnotist, was a staple in Boston when I was coming up, when I was an open miker.
02:46:45.000 Frank actually even ran a comedy club at one point in time.
02:46:48.000 And his son is a hypnotist now.
02:46:51.000 Frank Santos, he would do Stitch's Comedy Club.
02:46:55.000 Me and Greg Fitzsimmons and Nick DiPaolo and all these guys, we saw him do this.
02:46:59.000 And he would do it on a regular basis.
02:47:01.000 It happened every week.
02:47:02.000 He had one night a week.
02:47:03.000 And it wasn't just at that club.
02:47:06.000 It was one night a week at Stitch's, but it was like one night a week at Nick's Comedy Stop and one night a week at Giggles.
02:47:17.000 But he would get a bunch of people out of the audience, and he would have a bunch of volunteers.
02:47:21.000 Who wants a volunteer?
02:47:22.000 And he'd get the people on the stage, and everybody would be like, whoa, I can't believe we're here.
02:47:24.000 And they would hypnotize him and hypnotize him and hypnotize him and do this thing.
02:47:27.000 You're getting sleepy.
02:47:28.000 You're going to listen to me.
02:47:29.000 I'm going to count to five, and when I count to five, you are going to be doing push-ups, and underneath you is going to be Madonna, and she's going to be naked. 0.99
02:47:36.000 And it would work on some people.
02:47:39.000 He'd look at people and go, you're not under.
02:47:40.000 Come on, come with me.
02:47:41.000 And he would get rid of them, but then some people would just be under.
02:47:44.000 And you would be like, this isn't real.
02:47:45.000 Is this real?
02:47:46.000 But then you would see your friend go up there.
02:47:48.000 You would see someone you knew go up there.
02:47:49.000 And you would see people see their friends go up there.
02:47:52.000 And they couldn't believe it.
02:47:53.000 And the person was really doing it.
02:47:55.000 And you could tell they were really doing it.
02:47:56.000 And they'd be so embarrassed.
02:47:58.000 They'd be so embarrassed when they found out that they did this in front of these people.
02:48:01.000 And they'd be like, what?
02:48:01.000 Yeah, you came in your pants.
02:48:03.000 And some guys would actually come in their pants.
02:48:05.000 They would come in their pants.
02:48:07.000 He would tell them, well, I'm going to count to three.
02:48:08.000 And I'm like, number three, you're going to come in your pants.
02:48:11.000 One, two, three.
02:48:12.000 And you've got to be like, oh, no.
02:48:14.000 You'd see them get super embarrassed.
02:48:16.000 These aren't good actors.
02:48:18.000 But you could see the embarrassment in their face.
02:48:20.000 They were bewildered.
02:48:21.000 They were so confused.
02:48:22.000 They were like, what happened?
02:48:23.000 How did this happen?
02:48:24.000 But it wasn't everybody.
02:48:25.000 You probably couldn't do it.
02:48:27.000 I would love to see a documentary on people getting hypnotized and proving that it's real and doing different things.
02:48:33.000 Well, I got hypnotized.
02:48:34.000 I got hypnotized.
02:48:35.000 You went under?
02:48:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:48:37.000 But I didn't get hypnotized to do anything.
02:48:39.000 I got hypnotized by Vinny Shorman.
02:48:41.000 Vinny Shorman, the mental coach.
02:48:42.000 Did he make you do things you didn't remember?
02:48:44.000 I hope not.
02:48:46.000 No, I just laid there.
02:48:47.000 He gave it to me.
02:48:48.000 No.
02:48:49.000 I laid there and he talked to me while I was laying there and when he was talking to me, I knew he was there and I knew I was there and I knew I was just chilling on this couch.
02:48:59.000 It wasn't like I was in a trance and I was going somewhere and I was very aware that it was happening.
02:49:06.000 But it was like, he put me in a suggestive state, and he was talking to me about various things that I wanted to work on, mostly organization and discipline stuff.
02:49:17.000 Like discipline, like getting things done, which is something that I'm always concentrating on.
02:49:23.000 And then when it was over, it was just over.
02:49:26.000 I was awake through all of it, but it was weird.
02:49:29.000 It was like a weird state.
02:49:30.000 It was like as if the regular world has a crazy filter over it.
02:49:34.000 Were you stoned?
02:49:37.000 That's a yes.
02:49:39.000 It's hard to guess.
02:49:41.000 I would probably say yes.
02:49:43.000 It sounds like me.
02:49:45.000 You weren't hypnotized like those dudes that don't remember what they did and all that.
02:49:51.000 He doesn't do that, though, and I think other people can do that.
02:49:55.000 And I think they do that to some people.
02:49:56.000 But that's not what he's trying to do.
02:50:00.000 I'm speaking for Vinny.
02:50:02.000 But I think that anybody can allow themselves to get into this suggestive state, to get into this state of hypnosis.
02:50:08.000 But that's different than the kind of people that'll think that they really are having sex with Madonna on stage.
02:50:14.000 Yeah. 0.94
02:50:14.000 The type of people that really do come in their pants. 0.94
02:50:16.000 That's crazy.
02:50:16.000 I'm talking about those people.
02:50:17.000 Those people are locked in.
02:50:18.000 There's something locked in about them, but it was 100% real.
02:50:21.000 You think those people that are easily hypnotizable can be influenced, they can be hypnotized by something on a TV screen?
02:50:31.000 Maybe.
02:50:31.000 Maybe.
02:50:32.000 Why not?
02:50:33.000 I don't know what that element...
02:50:35.000 What is...
02:50:36.000 What's causing you to go under?
02:50:38.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:50:38.000 Is it just the words?
02:50:40.000 The way the person is saying it?
02:50:42.000 Frank Santos was an interesting guy.
02:50:44.000 He was a very short fellow.
02:50:45.000 And this is coming from a short guy.
02:50:47.000 And he had glasses.
02:50:49.000 And he was kind of like a big guy.
02:50:51.000 And he was heavy.
02:50:52.000 He was overweight.
02:50:53.000 And he just seemed real unassuming and sweet and kind and soft.
02:50:57.000 And just, hello everybody.
02:50:58.000 How are you?
02:50:58.000 How are you?
02:50:59.000 And he was just talking to you.
02:51:01.000 Are you going to get sleepy?
02:51:01.000 Are you going to get sleepy?
02:51:02.000 Are you going to get sleepy?
02:51:02.000 You're sleepy.
02:51:03.000 And they would just nod off. 1.00
02:51:05.000 He'd be like, whoa, what the fuck? 1.00
02:51:07.000 He just knew how to do it. 1.00
02:51:08.000 And he would do it so calmly and confidently.
02:51:11.000 And he would do it every week.
02:51:12.000 And every week we would watch.
02:51:13.000 Some people would work on, some people wouldn't work on.
02:51:16.000 I wonder if anybody can do it.
02:51:18.000 Anybody can put someone under a trance if they were taught the right way.
02:51:22.000 Maybe.
02:51:22.000 All you gotta do is learn something?
02:51:24.000 Or is it some kind of special gift?
02:51:27.000 I bet it's a skill.
02:51:29.000 I bet it's a skill, but I bet it's just like having a good personality.
02:51:32.000 Like some people, you want to hear them talk all the time.
02:51:35.000 Dude, what if there's dudes like that, they date, and they're just looking for girls.
02:51:40.000 Yeah, they're just looking for girls that get hypnotized. 0.98
02:51:42.000 So they go, ooh, they got a live one, they take them home, make them do all sorts of crazy shit. 0.53
02:51:45.000 I knew a guy who was a comic who also worked as a hypnotist, and he'd hypnotize people. 0.50
02:51:52.000 And I remember walking by him while he was talking to this girl, and she goes, no, I don't want to be hypnotized.
02:52:00.000 And I remember thinking, what are you saying to her?
02:52:05.000 This was back in the dizzy, too.
02:52:08.000 What if there was a hypnotist slash comedian that mastered hypnotizing people from the stage and got him to laugh hysterically at everything and so he's just like killing and crushing every night?
02:52:19.000 Well, I think comedy is a form of mass hypnosis.
02:52:22.000 It's funny you say that because I think that's what's happening when you're locked in.
02:52:26.000 Like when you're locked in and everyone's locked into what you're doing and you're killing.
02:52:31.000 There's these moments where it's like the audience syncs minds with you.
02:52:36.000 Like hypnotism.
02:52:37.000 It's very similar.
02:52:38.000 Because when you're killing, There's this feeling that you get where you're like, it's an energy feeling.
02:52:46.000 It's not just you saying something and they think you're so funny so you feel so good.
02:52:51.000 It's like you're riding this wave and as long as you practice the material so much that you know where the beats are and as long as you're so engaged in the material that you really are thinking about it as you're saying it.
02:53:07.000 You're not bullshitting them.
02:53:08.000 You're not just saying the words because they know when you're just saying the words.
02:53:11.000 They want you to be fully engaged but there's these moments when you are fully engaged and they know you are and you're riding this wave together because you know the material so much so that you can be fully engaged but not have to think about what comes next because you know what comes next but you're saying it as if you've never said it before and you're thinking of it as if you've never thought it before.
02:53:34.000 You're thinking of it as if you've never said it before and they're locked in and it's like hypnosis.
02:53:38.000 It's very, Very similar, as far as I know.
02:53:41.000 I mean, I've never hypnotized anybody, but I feel like when you're killing, it's a state of mind.
02:53:46.000 It's like you're achieving a group state of mind with all these people.
02:53:51.000 It's weird.
02:53:52.000 Yeah.
02:53:53.000 That's why I say that specials are at the very best 80% of what it's like to be there.
02:54:01.000 At the very best.
02:54:02.000 It's probably not even close.
02:54:03.000 I'm probably being super generous with what a special actually is in comparison to being there live.
02:54:08.000 Sometimes I'll see a recording and I'm like, I thought that was better.
02:54:11.000 I thought that was better when I saw it live.
02:54:14.000 Because when I was live and I was watching the person, I was in the room.
02:54:18.000 I'm soaking up the laughs in the room.
02:54:20.000 All the people in the room.
02:54:21.000 Everybody took an Uber to get there.
02:54:24.000 They got drinks.
02:54:25.000 They're excited.
02:54:26.000 They're pumped up. 0.97
02:54:28.000 The guy's killing.
02:54:29.000 You're locked in.
02:54:29.000 You're in the room with these people.
02:54:30.000 Can you believe you just had that?
02:54:33.000 And you're all feeling it together.
02:54:34.000 At home, you're getting a fraction of that.
02:54:38.000 It's like hypnosis, man.
02:54:39.000 There's an energy that's being shared.
02:54:41.000 You've been doing a lot of stand-up now.
02:54:43.000 Don't you feel like that?
02:54:44.000 When it clicks, there's an energy that's being bounced back and forth between two people, between you and the audience.
02:54:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:54:53.000 For sure.
02:54:54.000 I mean, when it works, I'm a blue belt in comedy.
02:54:58.000 You're like a coral belt, red belt, you know what I mean?
02:55:03.000 I'm pulling it off and it feels good.
02:55:06.000 Even when you just pull it off and everyone's laughing at a good time.
02:55:09.000 Those moments.
02:55:10.000 That's why I'm doing it because it's so much fun.
02:55:13.000 It's just like what I do after jujitsu. 0.99
02:55:17.000 I hang out with my students and we just talk about the craziest shit for about 10-15 minutes. 0.99
02:55:22.000 And then I go home. 0.99
02:55:23.000 It happens almost every night. 1.00
02:55:24.000 We're talking about crazy shit. 1.00
02:55:26.000 And it's the same thing. 1.00
02:55:27.000 We're making each other laugh.
02:55:29.000 And when it works on stage, it's that times a thousand.
02:55:34.000 When people are laughing and everything's working, it's great.
02:55:37.000 Obviously, when it's not working and they smell blood and you're not feeling what you're saying, you're kind of just going through the motions.
02:55:43.000 And that happens to me.
02:55:45.000 I'm still new in the game. 0.82
02:55:47.000 That sucks. 0.97
02:55:48.000 That's horrible. 1.00
02:55:49.000 That's horrible. 0.96
02:55:50.000 But luckily, the first year, you know, I was just trying to figure out what the fuck I was going to do and trying to structure my set. 0.95
02:55:57.000 I smoked weed before I went on stage.
02:55:59.000 I don't do that no more.
02:56:00.000 I go on stage just clear-minded, and it's way better because it's easier to remember all the material when you're not stoned.
02:56:08.000 You know, eventually I can, you know, go back to smoking weed like you before I set because I've gotten the structure down so well that I could just go up there.
02:56:16.000 And it's like, you know, when I teach and I do a seminar... 0.99
02:56:20.000 I got that shit down on lock. 0.98
02:56:21.000 Well, I really like doing Sober October. 0.99
02:56:23.000 I really like not smoking before shows too.
02:56:26.000 It's fun.
02:56:26.000 It's fun to do.
02:56:27.000 It's different.
02:56:28.000 Have a cocktail, you know what I mean?
02:56:29.000 I couldn't even do that at Sober October.
02:56:31.000 Everything was just completely sober.
02:56:32.000 I like having to drink and then maybe a cup of coffee, get my blood going, boom.
02:56:38.000 Like before I teach, I have some coffee.
02:56:40.000 I move around.
02:56:41.000 That's one thing I do.
02:56:42.000 I stretch out and move around.
02:56:43.000 Shadow box?
02:56:44.000 Yeah, I get my body loose.
02:56:45.000 I just want to get the blood pumping.
02:56:47.000 I just want to feel looser physically.
02:56:49.000 It's hard to know when though.
02:56:52.000 When is it looser?
02:56:53.000 Is it looser right now?
02:56:55.000 I have just a bunch of things that I do.
02:56:57.000 I just start throwing knees, loosen up my arms, stretch my back out, stretch my legs out.
02:57:04.000 When it works though, man, when you're just connected with the audience, What I felt that the most so far was in Houston, almost a year ago.
02:57:16.000 And just for some reason, man, that crowd was a Saturday night.
02:57:20.000 Saturday night, yes, I caught a wave.
02:57:22.000 They were all waiting to scream.
02:57:26.000 As soon as I walked on stage, they were already laughing.
02:57:28.000 I didn't say anything.
02:57:30.000 They were just all ready to go.
02:57:32.000 Curtis was there with Priscilla, his fiancée, and it was...
02:57:37.000 That was the best night so far.
02:57:39.000 As far as connection, man, you're chasing that.
02:57:45.000 You always want that same high.
02:57:48.000 And then the next day in Austin, man, it was the opposite.
02:57:51.000 We talked about this the last time you were here.
02:57:53.000 Yeah, you had a rough set on Sunday.
02:57:55.000 That's nice, though.
02:57:56.000 That's good for you.
02:57:57.000 Can I throw a little Houston plug?
02:57:59.000 Not this weekend, but next Friday, June 14th, me and Sam Tripoli are doing Tinfoil Hat Comedy.
02:58:05.000 Friday in Plano, Texas, which is just outside of Dallas.
02:58:09.000 And then Saturday, June 15th, we're back at The Secret Group in Houston.
02:58:14.000 That was my favorite night so far, so hopefully we can do the same thing again.
02:58:18.000 I'm keeping my fingers crossed, but man, I'm really looking forward to going back to Houston.
02:58:23.000 Yeah, me too.
02:58:24.000 I'm announcing a bunch of dates on Wednesday.
02:58:26.000 And Houston and Dallas are both on that menu.
02:58:29.000 And then we're doing another date in Colorado.
02:58:32.000 Colorado's two nights now.
02:58:34.000 23 and the 24th at the Belco. 1.00
02:58:36.000 JoeRogan.com for all that shit. 0.92
02:58:38.000 How about those Houston gigs you used to do back in 2004, 2005? 0.99
02:58:42.000 Remember, we'd go to Houston.
02:58:43.000 Yeah, man.
02:58:44.000 Austin.
02:58:44.000 Those were some crazy...
02:58:46.000 Fun days.
02:58:47.000 For some reason...
02:58:48.000 Always fun comedy town.
02:58:49.000 Dude, they're ready to laugh, dude.
02:58:51.000 They're ready to go.
02:58:51.000 Well, that's where Kinnison started.
02:58:53.000 Kenison started there.
02:58:54.000 Hicks started there.
02:58:55.000 A lot of great comics came out of Houston.
02:58:57.000 It was a good spot.
02:58:58.000 So they had a real appetite for comedy then.
02:59:01.000 They're smart people.
02:59:04.000 They're living in a Texas city.
02:59:07.000 So it's like Texas, but it's also a city.
02:59:10.000 Houston's a great spot.
02:59:11.000 It's one of the best. 1.00
02:59:12.000 Alright, let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00
02:59:14.000 Bring it home. 1.00
02:59:14.000 Eddie Bravo. 1.00
02:59:15.000 Thank you very much.
02:59:16.000 Tell people, Eddie Bravo.
02:59:18.000 You on Instagram, it's...
02:59:20.000 Eddie Bravo 10p.
02:59:23.000 10p.
02:59:23.000 What is it on Twitter?
02:59:24.000 Do you use Twitter anymore?
02:59:25.000 I'm never on Twitter.
02:59:26.000 I mean, it's at Eddie Bravo, but I'm never on there.
02:59:30.000 That's it.
02:59:31.000 Bye, everybody.
02:59:31.000 Thank you.
02:59:32.000 See you.
02:59:32.000 Fun times.
02:59:34.000 That was a good one, man.