The Joe Rogan Experience - June 25, 2019


Joe Rogan Experience #1317 - Andrew Santino

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Santino and I talk about steak, pasta, and the weird things we like to order at Italian restaurants. We also talk about the best and worst things you can order at an Italian restaurant and how you can make the best pasta you ve ever had at a Chinese restaurant. Enjoy this episode and don t forget to subscribe on your favorite streaming platform so you never miss an episode. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening and Good Luck Out There! Timestamps: 0:00 - What's the best Italian food you ve eaten? 4:30 - How to make a good pasta dish 6:20 - What do you like to eat at a restaurant 8:00 - How do you order Italian food in an Italian place 9:00- What s the worst thing you ve ordered from an Italian establishment 11:15 - What s your favorite Italian food 16:00 -- How does your pasta taste like? 17:30 What's your favorite pasta dish? 18:40 - What is your favorite thing to cook 19:30 -- What is a good Italian food? 21:15 -- How do I like to cook? 22:40 -- What would you order at a Bocchetta 25:00 | What do I order from a Chinese place? 26: What s my favorite Italian restaurant? 27:00 // 27:20 -- What santa's favorite pasta? 28:30 // 29:00:00 What s a good piece of meat? 29:30 | What's my favorite pasta piece? 30:00 / 32:00 & 35:00 Can I order a steak? 31:00 + 32:10 35:40 36:00/35:00 Are you hungry? 33:30/36:00 Do you have a pasta dish from a restaurant that I m going to make me feel like I m having a good meal? 35,000/37:30 / 36:30 & 39:00 Is there a pasta piece that I d like to try a steak or pasta like that? 39:10 / 40:30 + 39:40 / 40,000 / 45,000 40:40/40,000 + 41,000?

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00:00:02.000 Hey Santino!
00:00:04.000 Good to see you, brother.
00:00:06.000 Good to see you, brother.
00:00:06.000 How are you?
00:00:07.000 Good, man.
00:00:08.000 That charcoal.
00:00:08.000 It's you.
00:00:09.000 That's me.
00:00:10.000 I sent Santino a picture.
00:00:11.000 I'll send it to you, Jamie.
00:00:12.000 I saw it.
00:00:12.000 You seen it?
00:00:13.000 It's so fucking funny. 1.00
00:00:14.000 I want residuals on that shit. 1.00
00:00:16.000 What is it called? 1.00
00:00:16.000 Lucky Dev? 1.00
00:00:17.000 Or...
00:00:17.000 Bro, it's you.
00:00:18.000 It's me.
00:00:19.000 What's it called?
00:00:20.000 It's you with a steak.
00:00:21.000 Devil something?
00:00:21.000 Something.
00:00:22.000 I put it up online. 0.83
00:00:23.000 I was like, this is so fucking funny. 0.69
00:00:24.000 This is me with my own charcoal company called... 0.92
00:00:26.000 If you're in the market for some charcoal, man...
00:00:29.000 Oh, Jealous Devil. 0.82
00:00:30.000 That's what it is.
00:00:32.000 That's so me.
00:00:33.000 With that beard. 1.00
00:00:34.000 Fucking steak down there with a knife. 1.00
00:00:36.000 Jealous Devil. 1.00
00:00:37.000 Barbecue is the only truly manly way of cooking.
00:00:40.000 Like, nobody brags about having a baker's hat on.
00:00:42.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:00:43.000 There it is.
00:00:44.000 Ha ha ha!
00:00:46.000 All natural hardwood. 1.00
00:00:49.000 Hardwood charcoal, bitch. 1.00
00:00:50.000 Lump. 1.00
00:00:51.000 Do you smoke?
00:00:54.000 I use a Traeger.
00:00:56.000 You know what that is?
00:00:56.000 It's like a pellet grill.
00:00:59.000 Pellet grills are shit, man. 1.00
00:01:00.000 They're so easy. 1.00
00:01:01.000 And then do you finish in a skillet or no?
00:01:03.000 That's the way to go, right, baby?
00:01:05.000 With beef tallow.
00:01:07.000 Ooh.
00:01:07.000 What is that?
00:01:08.000 What is that?
00:01:08.000 And you know what else I use?
00:01:10.000 Huh?
00:01:10.000 Minced garlic and rosemary.
00:01:13.000 I put rosemary in the cast iron skillet with the beef tallow. 1.00
00:01:18.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:01:18.000 It gives like an extra, an extra. 0.99
00:01:21.000 I learned that in an Italian restaurant.
00:01:22.000 I was going to say.
00:01:22.000 I was like, what are you guys doing?
00:01:24.000 He's like, we use a rosemary.
00:01:25.000 Rosemary.
00:01:26.000 Rosemary on the ribeye.
00:01:27.000 From the back we use the rosemary.
00:01:28.000 It's a wonderful ribeye.
00:01:30.000 If I go to an Italian restaurant and the dude talks like that, I am excited.
00:01:34.000 Yeah, I'm stoked.
00:01:35.000 I'm more pumped.
00:01:36.000 If it's just a regular person, even if they're nice, I'm disappointed.
00:01:39.000 Yeah. 0.93
00:01:41.000 Even if it's like the nicest waiter ever, I'm like, dude, you seem like a great guy, but damn, I wish you were from Italy. 0.99
00:01:47.000 Yeah, he's like, I'm just whipping you guys up, some Fredicini Alfredo. 0.69
00:01:50.000 You're like, ugh, nobody from Italy back there, man? 1.00
00:01:52.000 You Malibu fuck. 1.00
00:01:56.000 That's a weird one, right? 1.00
00:01:57.000 It's like Italian restaurants particularly.
00:01:59.000 Like, I go to a Greek restaurant, I would hope the guy would not have an accent. 0.99
00:02:02.000 I don't need him to have an accent. 0.93
00:02:03.000 I wouldn't care if he's from Greece. 0.96
00:02:04.000 He could or he couldn't, as long as I can understand him, that's great.
00:02:06.000 Right.
00:02:07.000 But I don't require it.
00:02:08.000 Nah.
00:02:08.000 But I require it at an Italian restaurant.
00:02:10.000 Yeah, because there's something about it that's different.
00:02:12.000 And then everywhere else, Mexican. 1.00
00:02:13.000 You know what I mean?
00:02:13.000 Everything else is Mexican.
00:02:15.000 Chinese, made by Mexicans. 1.00
00:02:16.000 If it's Chinese, people making Mexican food, or Mexican people making Chinese food, it's always one of those weird things. 0.84
00:02:22.000 You're like, huh.
00:02:23.000 Okay.
00:02:24.000 Is this going to measure up?
00:02:26.000 You get those, though, like at those, you know, those chain places.
00:02:30.000 Yeah, those chain...
00:02:31.000 What's it called?
00:02:31.000 P.F. Chang's?
00:02:33.000 No, P.F. Chang's is not as much...
00:02:34.000 That's like a restaurant.
00:02:35.000 Like, you order it.
00:02:36.000 P.F. Chang's is pretty fucking good. 0.99
00:02:38.000 But that's all Mexicans cooking that shit. 1.00
00:02:39.000 Probably. 1.00
00:02:39.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:41.000 There's no Chinese guy who greets you at the door?
00:02:43.000 You're talking Italian food.
00:02:44.000 Have you ever been to a Bucca di Beppo?
00:02:45.000 Oh, bro.
00:02:47.000 In college, that was my job, is valeting a Bucca di Beppo.
00:02:50.000 If you want straight-up, filling, old-school Italian food, Bucca di Beppo, bro, they will hook you up. 1.00
00:02:58.000 They try to fucking kill you. 1.00
00:02:59.000 Wait a minute. 1.00
00:03:00.000 Bucca di Beppo is the Chinese food of Italian places.
00:03:04.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:03:04.000 Like how Chinese places give you way too much food?
00:03:06.000 Bucca di Beppo is like 50 pounds of fucking pasta when you go to Bucca di Beppo. 1.00
00:03:10.000 They bring that aluminum tin out with the rigatoni and you're like, who the fuck are you? 1.00
00:03:16.000 For a full fucking kingdom, who can eat the food? 1.00
00:03:19.000 You and your servants. 1.00
00:03:20.000 Listen, this is silly. 0.99
00:03:21.000 Yeah, it's absurd. 1.00
00:03:22.000 You're turning me into an asshole. 1.00
00:03:23.000 And that's also rigatoni, like that kind of food, you keep going. 1.00
00:03:27.000 You keep going even when it hurts.
00:03:29.000 You don't stop.
00:03:30.000 Like that carb, when you're eating like a good linguine with clams, you're like, oh, mmm.
00:03:36.000 While you're eating, it's so gluttonous.
00:03:38.000 It's like, bleh!
00:03:40.000 The chewy goo that has no nutritional value is going in your stomach like, oh, it's so good.
00:03:46.000 You can't wait for more.
00:03:48.000 It's mixed in with some sauce to give the illusion of healthiness.
00:03:52.000 Ooh, there's a little bit of green on it.
00:03:55.000 And you're just like, ugh, when your body's trying to process it afterwards.
00:03:59.000 Ugh. 1.00
00:04:00.000 You feel fucked up. 1.00
00:04:01.000 Sometimes when you eat too much pasta, you feel like drunk. 1.00
00:04:04.000 I feel like stoned or drunk.
00:04:05.000 Yeah, you're broken.
00:04:06.000 My body's just like...
00:04:07.000 All your resources. 1.00
00:04:08.000 Slamming all that shit down. 1.00
00:04:10.000 It's so fucking gross and good. 1.00
00:04:12.000 Everybody remembers from the time we were kids. 0.99
00:04:14.000 Apparently, someone told me that you don't get a significant enough amount of tryptophan from Turkey for it to put you to sleep like that. 1.00
00:04:22.000 Yeah, I've heard it's bullshit. 0.99
00:04:23.000 I want I don't know if that's true, though. 0.99
00:04:24.000 Can we Google if that's true? 0.97
00:04:25.000 So I've been told that there's always tryptophan that's been in turkey, but the running joke is that after Thanksgiving dinner, you pass out, but that's actually because of all the other shit. 0.99
00:04:35.000 You're eating fucking mashed potatoes, tons of carbs, fucking Hawaiian bread rolls, carbs. 1.00
00:04:40.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:41.000 Contrary to popular belief, eating turkey isn't the main reason you feel sleepy after a Thanksgiving feast.
00:04:46.000 The oft-repeded turkey myth stems from the fact that turkey contains an amino acid tryptophan.
00:04:51.000 Which forms the basis of brain chemicals to make people tired, but it's not true.
00:04:55.000 I mean, it does, but it's not the thing that knocks you out. 1.00
00:04:57.000 Being a fat fuck and sitting on your couch and drinking 40 beers is what makes you sleepy. 0.99
00:05:01.000 Yeah, so it says tryptophan is a component of the brain chemical serotonin, which gets converted into the well-known sleep-inducing hormone melatonin. 1.00
00:05:10.000 And poultry and many other foods also contain tryptophan.
00:05:13.000 Chicken's got it.
00:05:14.000 Similar amounts.
00:05:15.000 Yep.
00:05:16.000 Gram for gram, cheddar cheese actually contains more tryptophan than turkey does. 1.00
00:05:20.000 Suck on that, cheeseheads. 1.00
00:05:21.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:05:22.000 Cheese folks.
00:05:23.000 It's just being a glutton, man. 1.00
00:05:25.000 Yeah, you just become a fat piece of shit and you just feel like you're supposed to keep eating and eating and eating. 1.00
00:05:30.000 There's an interview with Cat Williams who's sitting in the back of a limo. 1.00
00:05:33.000 I talked about this with Miss Pat where he talked about not eating before shows.
00:05:36.000 And I was like, he's right.
00:05:38.000 Like, why would I eat before shows?
00:05:40.000 And it made me realize, oh, eating before shows is a terrible idea.
00:05:44.000 Yeah.
00:05:44.000 Because then your body's got to process all that and you come out like half-assed.
00:05:48.000 We don't know.
00:05:48.000 We never eat before shows.
00:05:49.000 When we do shows, we never eat before shows. 0.97
00:05:50.000 After shows is actually when it tastes the fucking best. 0.97
00:05:53.000 I'll have some fruit. 0.98
00:05:54.000 I'll have a little bit of fruit before a show.
00:05:56.000 I'll have a little something.
00:05:57.000 Like a little baby thing.
00:05:58.000 I don't mind some fruit.
00:05:59.000 Because you have some fruit, it's like you're getting some carbohydrates, you're getting some sugar, you're getting some fiber.
00:06:05.000 It's super easy to digest, like melon.
00:06:08.000 You know, melon, your body's just...
00:06:10.000 You could lift.
00:06:10.000 You could eat melon and then do a sick kettlebell workout.
00:06:15.000 Like, it's not going to fuck you. 1.00
00:06:16.000 No. 1.00
00:06:17.000 Melon's easy.
00:06:18.000 It's a little baby sugar rush, too, that probably helps your energy a little bit.
00:06:21.000 Your body just, you mash it into mush so quick, and it just goes sliding down there.
00:06:25.000 Your body's like, oh, we got this. 1.00
00:06:27.000 We should do the tired tour where we just eat a huge meal before we get on stage and see what comes out of that fucking shit. 1.00
00:06:34.000 Compare melon to like a stromboli. 1.00
00:06:38.000 Like one of those ridiculous fucking sausage and cheese with the layers of the bread on the outside. 0.99
00:06:46.000 And the cheese is burnt on the top. 1.00
00:06:48.000 You know, they burn it on the top.
00:06:49.000 And you take a couple of bites of that and you're just like...
00:06:53.000 And you just keep going.
00:06:55.000 But if you looked at, like, the size of what you would eat on one of those motherf- Oh, lasagna. 1.00
00:06:58.000 Look at that shit. 1.00
00:06:59.000 A buka de bepa lasagna. 1.00
00:07:01.000 You want the layers and layers? 1.00
00:07:03.000 We fucking got it. 1.00
00:07:03.000 That will take you down, son. 1.00
00:07:05.000 You ain't doing no fucking crosswords after that. 0.99
00:07:07.000 Cheese, pasta, cheese, pasta, pasta, cheese. 1.00
00:07:10.000 Sit the fuck down. 0.99
00:07:10.000 There's more cheese coming. 0.99
00:07:12.000 You ain't playing no puzzles, bitch. 1.00
00:07:14.000 I would wonder if the brain activity slows down so much more. 1.00
00:07:17.000 I wonder what the active level of brain activity is when your stomach is filled. 1.00
00:07:19.000 Oh yeah, you're useless. 1.00
00:07:21.000 I feel like a fucking moron. 1.00
00:07:21.000 I bet you lose like 80 points of IQ. You have just enough to get around. 1.00
00:07:26.000 Someone should come to you and try to get you to do things. 0.99
00:07:29.000 You'll fucking sign off on stuff. 0.99
00:07:30.000 You'll change your marriage license. 1.00
00:07:32.000 You're like, just get, fucking leave me alone. 1.00
00:07:35.000 What do I gotta write? 0.99
00:07:35.000 Right there? 0.99
00:07:36.000 Fellas, you want your wife to sign a prenup, go ahead and fatter out on puka de beppo lasagna, and then she'll sign whatever the fuck you want. 1.00
00:07:41.000 She'll give up. 1.00
00:07:42.000 I don't think I could, like, when I drive home after having a full meal, I feel more fucked up and, like, out of it than if I have a couple of drinks. 0.99
00:07:49.000 Well, you're definitely slower. 0.98
00:07:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:51.000 Your reaction time would be slower if you were full and you were driving.
00:07:55.000 Just like it's, just like you're tired when you're full and you don't talk as well.
00:07:59.000 You don't articulate things as quickly.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, it's got to be related.
00:08:04.000 I worked there for four years.
00:08:05.000 That's why I know so much about it.
00:08:06.000 But part of the thing you're supposed to sell at the end of the meal is like limoncello or espresso because it's supposed to be like a digestive. 0.99
00:08:12.000 I don't know if it's bullshit. 0.99
00:08:13.000 A diuretic. 0.99
00:08:14.000 But maybe it is something to that where it helps you digest a little better.
00:08:19.000 In Italy, they all do it as an end of the meal to clear you out a little bit. 0.99
00:08:24.000 The acid's going to help you break down some shit. 0.99
00:08:26.000 That's where the espresso kicks in. 1.00
00:08:28.000 And the chairs in Italy turn into toilets.
00:08:30.000 You know that, right?
00:08:32.000 In Brazil, when you go to those churrascarias, they have this delicious dessert that has papaya in it.
00:08:41.000 And it's like a papaya smoothie.
00:08:44.000 It's like a blended papaya drink.
00:08:47.000 Like a dessert, rather.
00:08:48.000 And they have that specifically because the enzymes in papaya help break down the meat.
00:08:53.000 Oh, it does.
00:08:54.000 It's wild. 0.99
00:08:55.000 And it's fucking delicious, dude. 0.99
00:08:57.000 It's so good. 0.99
00:08:59.000 What's that chain, that Brazilian chain?
00:09:01.000 Fogo de Chão.
00:09:03.000 Fogo de Chão, yeah.
00:09:04.000 That's it right there, dude. 0.99
00:09:06.000 Sun that will fucking rock you at the end of a good meal. 0.98
00:09:08.000 Is there booze in there? 0.99
00:09:10.000 You can get booze.
00:09:10.000 You should be.
00:09:11.000 They have a guy who comes by.
00:09:12.000 I usually say no because I'm not a drunk.
00:09:14.000 But you?
00:09:15.000 I would say pour it.
00:09:16.000 That's the first question I ask.
00:09:18.000 Is there booze in there?
00:09:19.000 It's good with booze.
00:09:20.000 It's good without booze, too.
00:09:21.000 It's just good.
00:09:22.000 I love those places.
00:09:23.000 I went there with that UFO guy, Bob Lazar.
00:09:26.000 Oh, you did?
00:09:27.000 Lazar went there with you?
00:09:27.000 Yeah.
00:09:28.000 And Schultz.
00:09:29.000 Andrew Schultz wanted me to.
00:09:31.000 And Jeremy Corbell, the guy who made the documentary.
00:09:34.000 We all sat around talking to him.
00:09:36.000 That Lazar dude freaked me the fuck out, man. 1.00
00:09:37.000 Ooh, he's a freak out.
00:09:38.000 Made me want to move. 1.00
00:09:40.000 I, you know, I had no indication that he's full of shit. 1.00
00:09:43.000 I mean, I was... 1.00
00:09:44.000 Zero bullshit meter? 0.98
00:09:46.000 Here's the thing, man. 0.95
00:09:48.000 When you've told a story for as many years as many times as he did, it's super hard to be consistent if you're just making everything up.
00:10:01.000 It's super hard to...
00:10:05.000 To have things that you're saying back then that everybody says don't even exist eventually turn out to be true.
00:10:13.000 It's very difficult to deny that.
00:10:15.000 These are parts of his initial story.
00:10:17.000 His initial story had something to do with this thing called Element 115, which most people didn't even recognize that it actually existed.
00:10:27.000 Until much later, right?
00:10:29.000 That's a big feature of it.
00:10:31.000 When did he start talking about it?
00:10:33.000 He started talking about the 80s.
00:10:34.000 Yeah, that was 70s, 80s, right?
00:10:35.000 I think.
00:10:36.000 A long time ago.
00:10:36.000 But it's about...
00:10:37.000 Look, I don't know enough about elements and the table to understand it.
00:10:42.000 You're talking to a state school kid. 1.00
00:10:43.000 We're both stupid. 1.00
00:10:45.000 You're probably more educated than me, though. 1.00
00:10:46.000 But at the end of the day... 0.98
00:10:48.000 This guy is obviously smart as fuck, and he's a scientist that definitely worked at Los Alamos lab. 0.97
00:10:53.000 There's a record of him there. 0.97
00:10:55.000 And they tried to deny that, and they tried to erase it.
00:10:57.000 That alone tells me, just the fact that they tried to say that he didn't exist, he never worked at Los Alamos lab.
00:11:05.000 That's freaking me out, man.
00:11:07.000 That's huge freaky.
00:11:07.000 In the 1980s, you don't think they could just erase your past?
00:11:11.000 Right, right.
00:11:12.000 You don't think that they could just erase your birth certificate or erase your medical records or erase your dental records?
00:11:18.000 They could do whatever they wanted back then.
00:11:19.000 Tell me you saw that documentary about the three identical strangers.
00:11:24.000 Did you watch that?
00:11:25.000 I heard about it.
00:11:25.000 I didn't see it.
00:11:26.000 Bro.
00:11:27.000 I heard.
00:11:27.000 Oh my god.
00:11:28.000 I mean, essentially, in so many words, without divulging too much, three brothers are born, triplets are born, and they are separated at birth, unbeknownst to them.
00:11:37.000 They grow up completely independently, run into each other later in life.
00:11:40.000 This was in the 70s, I think it was, 70s?
00:11:42.000 And they meet publicly on... 0.99
00:11:45.000 Not Donahue, but one of those fucking big shows. 0.98
00:11:47.000 You know, like they bring them all together. 0.96
00:11:49.000 And they end up finding out later in the documentary, spoiler alert, that there's a company who is doing this.
00:11:55.000 That's doing trial tests on babies that are separated and putting them with different families to find out if they end up growing up with similar characteristics.
00:12:04.000 Nature versus nurture.
00:12:05.000 Yeah, nature versus nurture.
00:12:06.000 Scientific experiment.
00:12:07.000 But imagine how sick you have to be. 1.00
00:12:09.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:12:10.000 To decide to separate kids. 1.00
00:12:12.000 Yep.
00:12:12.000 And show up and test their family to find out how they're growing these children.
00:12:19.000 Gross as fuck. 1.00
00:12:20.000 You watched it, right, Jamie? 1.00
00:12:21.000 They'd come test them every week or two, and they'd be doing checkups, and the parents almost didn't even know.
00:12:26.000 I'm not sure.
00:12:27.000 Well, one of the parents seemed to be more keen about it, and the other ones just felt like, well, they were getting money for it, so they were like, this is just a part of a program that we're in.
00:12:34.000 Bro, how is that much different than aliens abducting people?
00:12:37.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:12:37.000 It's not.
00:12:38.000 It's not.
00:12:38.000 That's my point.
00:12:39.000 If they got away with that...
00:12:40.000 You're doing an involuntary life and genetics test.
00:12:45.000 Bro...
00:12:46.000 Involuntary.
00:12:47.000 Supposedly, they have the data from that, too.
00:12:49.000 Like, the nurse or the assistant from the doctor that was doing it says there is data. 0.94
00:12:53.000 She has read it, but it has never been released, and it should be because they fucked up all these people's lives. 0.96
00:12:58.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 0.89
00:12:59.000 You're leaving out an important part.
00:13:00.000 It's in a library, in, like, Harvard Library, and it legally can't be released to the public.
00:13:06.000 It's something that's...
00:13:07.000 It's someone's holding onto it, and it cannot be released.
00:13:10.000 They've tried hundreds of times, and it's got a...
00:13:14.000 2050 release date or whatever. 0.81
00:13:15.000 They're waiting for these people to die.
00:13:17.000 Yeah.
00:13:17.000 So then they'll just go away and no one will think about it anymore.
00:13:19.000 It's fucking... 1.00
00:13:21.000 Dude, watch it. 1.00
00:13:21.000 It'll fuck you up. 1.00
00:13:22.000 I'm scared. 0.99
00:13:23.000 And then you find out in the documentary they're not the only ones.
00:13:27.000 They've done this over and over and over and over.
00:13:31.000 Oh, God.
00:13:34.000 Dude, I'm sitting on a plane watching it.
00:13:35.000 That's reptilian.
00:13:36.000 Yes.
00:13:37.000 You know when you're on a plane watching something so good and you look around like to other people, you're like... 1.00
00:13:41.000 No one's watching it, but I'm like, it's fucking shit. 1.00
00:13:45.000 It was so trippy, man. 1.00
00:13:47.000 It's so trippy.
00:13:48.000 So yes, do I think that Lazar had people trying to ix out his pen?
00:13:53.000 For sure.
00:13:54.000 For sure.
00:13:55.000 And look, there's a lot of other stuff.
00:13:58.000 That you gotta go, hmm, I don't know.
00:14:01.000 How do you prove that?
00:14:02.000 How do you explain that?
00:14:03.000 I don't know.
00:14:04.000 Isn't that like anything in our world?
00:14:05.000 What do you believe in?
00:14:06.000 The big questions are, is it education background?
00:14:09.000 That was a big one.
00:14:11.000 What do you mean, credibility-wise?
00:14:12.000 No, whether or not he actually was educated at a certain place. 0.96
00:14:16.000 I'm not, I can't, this is a fucked up one, but I can't say what he told me. 0.97
00:14:21.000 I... But essentially, without saying it, it had to do with projects he was working on. 0.97
00:14:29.000 Currently?
00:14:30.000 No, at the time.
00:14:31.000 Oh, right, right.
00:14:31.000 When he was working at Los Alamos Labs.
00:14:33.000 I can't say anything more than that. 1.00
00:14:35.000 Fuck! 1.00
00:14:36.000 And now the internet explodes. 1.00
00:14:38.000 But I don't know if it's true.
00:14:39.000 Right.
00:14:39.000 I mean, I told them I wouldn't say anything, so I said I wouldn't say anything.
00:14:43.000 And I'm not going to say anything.
00:14:45.000 But whatever he said about all these different things, only he knows if it's true.
00:14:52.000 So when you're talking to a guy, he doesn't seem like a liar.
00:14:56.000 Seems like he's very intelligent.
00:14:58.000 He's talking about all kinds of different things.
00:15:00.000 Very intelligent.
00:15:00.000 So either he's running the greatest 30-year con of all time.
00:15:04.000 Right.
00:15:06.000 Or, maybe this really did happen.
00:15:09.000 When you talk to him, you're just guessing.
00:15:12.000 You don't know.
00:15:13.000 I don't know his life.
00:15:15.000 I don't know his real life, right?
00:15:16.000 Just guessing. 0.99
00:15:19.000 But he seems like a guy who's seen some shit and just didn't know what to do and told some friends about it and then We're good to go. 0.99
00:15:51.000 Where it was this thing that measured the distance, or the size rather, of the digits in your finger. 0.98
00:15:57.000 Apparently it's like a great, like your fingers, the inches are specific.
00:16:01.000 And so if you put your hand down on that thing and then Jamie's hand, it would give a different measurement.
00:16:05.000 Like there's different, each bone is a different length. 0.99
00:16:07.000 And the exact length is like 1.7, whatever the fuck it is. 0.97
00:16:12.000 You know, 1.7 inches. 0.96
00:16:14.000 Like whatever measurement tool they use.
00:16:18.000 It was calculating the length of your fingers through some kind of buggy system that he said didn't really work that often.
00:16:25.000 But people said that's science fiction, it doesn't exist.
00:16:27.000 And then they finally got photos of these things.
00:16:29.000 People that worked at Los Alamos Labs concluded, or they conceded that these were a real thing.
00:16:34.000 But for a long time they were fighting it, being like, that's not real.
00:16:36.000 Some people that didn't know were saying, he made that stuff up, it doesn't exist.
00:16:40.000 But it showed it does exist, and it did exist right there where he worked.
00:16:43.000 He even took them on a tour through the labs.
00:16:45.000 Like, he knew where everything was.
00:16:47.000 He used to work there.
00:16:48.000 So when they went there with the documentary crew, with Jeremy Korbel, they just walked him through.
00:16:52.000 He showed where he worked.
00:16:53.000 He walked right in there.
00:16:56.000 Look, maybe the guy's running the craziest con game of all time, and he's just a super genius and way smarter than me, and he tricked me, and he thinks it's hilarious. 1.00
00:17:05.000 Or maybe he saw some shit. 0.99
00:17:08.000 What he was explaining that made it more and more interesting was how compartmentalized it was. 0.99
00:17:14.000 And about how the problem with being so compartmentalized is that science is based on free exchange of information.
00:17:21.000 You have to have guys who are testing all these different things and working on them together.
00:17:26.000 That's the only way you can do it.
00:17:27.000 So he's limited to a couple of guys that are working on the propulsion system, and then there's a couple other guys that are working on the metallurgy and a couple other guys that are working on the navigation system. 0.98
00:17:36.000 And they chose him because he was kind of a maniac, and he put a fucking jet engine in the back of a Honda. 0.96
00:17:42.000 And it was on the cover of the Los Alamos newspaper. 0.99
00:17:45.000 And it said in the article about Bob Lazar with his fucking jet-powered Honda that he was a scientist at Los Alamos lab, a physicist. 0.96
00:17:53.000 So this was in the newspaper they printed this one. 0.89
00:17:55.000 This guy was doing this thing where he said he was living at the time in the area where Los Alamos was, and it said in the newspaper that he worked at the lab. 0.97
00:18:04.000 There's a fucking logbook of employees. 0.95
00:18:07.000 It's got his name in it from that time. 0.99
00:18:09.000 A guy had it.
00:18:10.000 He showed it.
00:18:11.000 They took photos of it.
00:18:12.000 They showed it to everybody.
00:18:12.000 Look, we have an employee logbook.
00:18:15.000 Or the employee directory, rather.
00:18:18.000 Robert Lazar, right there.
00:18:20.000 So he worked there.
00:18:20.000 He really did work there.
00:18:21.000 How could you fabricate that shit? 1.00
00:18:24.000 Everybody's scared to talk. 1.00
00:18:25.000 All the people he worked with are scared to talk.
00:18:27.000 Why do you think, though?
00:18:28.000 Look at what's happening to him, man. 1.00
00:18:29.000 He looks like a fool. 1.00
00:18:30.000 The FBI raids his house. 1.00
00:18:31.000 Everybody calls him crazy.
00:18:32.000 He didn't want to have anything to do with this.
00:18:34.000 The only reason why he wanted to do my podcast...
00:18:37.000 Wanted one more chance to just get it out in a form where it's just him talking.
00:18:42.000 And he felt like he and I, we both talked about it.
00:18:45.000 I think me and you talking.
00:18:47.000 I'll just let you talk.
00:18:48.000 You tell me what happened.
00:18:49.000 And I'll let everybody figure out if it's true.
00:18:52.000 I don't know.
00:18:53.000 What do you think, honestly?
00:18:54.000 There was parts of me that said maybe I'm just dumber than this guy and he's like really manipulative and maybe he just knows how to tell a story and stick with it. 0.96
00:19:02.000 You're pretty fucking keen, dude. 0.98
00:19:03.000 I know, but it's a tricky thing, man. 0.99
00:19:04.000 You can get cocky.
00:19:06.000 You can get cocky. 1.00
00:19:07.000 You can get cocky and think that you know that someone's not full of shit. 1.00
00:19:10.000 Yeah, but I feel like you talk to enough fucking people who are and aren't full of shit that your meter is higher than most. 1.00
00:19:16.000 I'm also nice. 0.99
00:19:17.000 So when I'm trying to talk to someone, I want things to work out well in conversation.
00:19:21.000 You're giving the benefit of the doubt often.
00:19:22.000 I want them to have a good time when we're talking.
00:19:25.000 I don't want to confront people.
00:19:26.000 Even if I angrily disagree with every fiber in my being...
00:19:30.000 As I've gotten older and better at it, better at talking to people, I avoid that kind of conflict.
00:19:35.000 Right.
00:19:36.000 I just, I don't think it's necessary. 0.99
00:19:38.000 But I just don't, I just think your bullshit meter is keen enough where you'd be like, I don't know. 0.99
00:19:42.000 I think it's super cocky to say that. 0.99
00:19:44.000 I would like to think it is. 0.99
00:19:46.000 Yeah, my ego would like to say, bro, I can fucking tell. 0.99
00:19:48.000 You can't lie to me, bro. 0.99
00:19:50.000 Just try to lie.
00:19:51.000 I've had people lie to me, man.
00:19:53.000 Dude, I know NASA, bro.
00:19:54.000 That ain't NASA stuff, you know what I mean? 1.00
00:19:56.000 I think there's times when you know someone's full of shit. 1.00
00:19:59.000 And there's times where you think you know someone's full of shit and you're wrong. 1.00
00:20:04.000 This whole thing of looking in someone's eye and talking to them. 1.00
00:20:08.000 Sometimes someone will tell you something like, oh, bro, I didn't even know you called me. 1.00
00:20:10.000 You're like, you motherfucker. 1.00
00:20:12.000 You see it right in their eyes. 1.00
00:20:13.000 Like, you piece of shit. 1.00
00:20:15.000 You didn't know. 1.00
00:20:15.000 I didn't see your text, man. 1.00
00:20:16.000 I didn't even see it.
00:20:17.000 You didn't? 1.00
00:20:18.000 It said you fucking saw it. 1.00
00:20:19.000 Come on, bitch. 1.00
00:20:20.000 Yeah, fuck that shit. 1.00
00:20:21.000 Well, who knows? 1.00
00:20:22.000 I don't know.
00:20:22.000 It freaked me out.
00:20:23.000 I'm not gonna lie. 0.99
00:20:23.000 It was like fucking... 0.99
00:20:24.000 Sometimes you have to do that to people. 1.00
00:20:26.000 What?
00:20:26.000 Hey, man, I didn't get your call.
00:20:30.000 Really?
00:20:31.000 Is it better off to say, hey?
00:20:53.000 Yeah, that's annoying.
00:20:58.000 I always say, sorry I didn't respond to your text.
00:21:01.000 I try to say that first.
00:21:02.000 Yeah, but let me tell you something. 0.99
00:21:04.000 As a man, if I text you and I'll get a text back, I don't get a fucking butt hurt. 0.99
00:21:10.000 No, I just go, that's it. 0.99
00:21:11.000 He saw it.
00:21:12.000 It is what it is.
00:21:13.000 I don't send a text in needing...
00:21:16.000 If I needed a real response from you, I would call you and go, hey, I need to talk to you about something.
00:21:20.000 You ever have someone send you a text that's like a little on the needy side and then they send you one like three minutes later that says hello?
00:21:27.000 Every day. 0.99
00:21:28.000 Every fucking day. 1.00
00:21:30.000 Jamie. 1.00
00:21:30.000 Every day to me. 1.00
00:21:31.000 When are you coming over?
00:21:32.000 When are you coming over?
00:21:33.000 I'm coming, Jamie.
00:21:33.000 Leave me alone.
00:21:35.000 From our afternoon pump session, you know?
00:21:37.000 Some people just get real weird with like them sending them messages in a bottle.
00:21:41.000 That's what it is.
00:21:42.000 It's a little message.
00:21:43.000 Did you get it?
00:21:44.000 And then the other side of it is Bobby Lee who literally never answers a text ever.
00:21:47.000 Ever, ever, ever.
00:21:48.000 I've sent him a thousand texts.
00:21:50.000 Good for him.
00:21:51.000 Yeah, he doesn't answer.
00:21:52.000 Good for him. 0.97
00:21:53.000 His notification is like 800 fucking little red, you know? 0.98
00:21:58.000 He never answers. 1.00
00:21:59.000 He doesn't give a shit. 0.99
00:22:00.000 But everyone who's friends with him knows that's just Bobby. 0.99
00:22:04.000 Yeah.
00:22:04.000 Jelly just calls you.
00:22:06.000 Yeah, Joey, I texted you and he calls.
00:22:07.000 I've been calling people a lot more.
00:22:08.000 I've been calling people a lot more.
00:22:09.000 It's more personal.
00:22:11.000 Well, it's also like you can't call as many people as you can text.
00:22:15.000 And I think there's an overload of communication that occurs when you're texting with like 10 different friends at the same time.
00:22:21.000 I got dudes sending me videos of them kicking pads and people sending me...
00:22:25.000 I mean, look at this fish I caught. 0.85
00:22:27.000 Like, I fucking get these texts all day from all these crazy, interesting people. 0.93
00:22:32.000 Imagine if I got that many phone calls in a day. 0.98
00:22:35.000 It would be insane.
00:22:36.000 Turn your phone off.
00:22:37.000 You'd be like, hey, what's up, man?
00:22:38.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:22:38.000 Someone's calling me.
00:22:39.000 Hey, what's up, Tom?
00:22:40.000 Like, you would never, right?
00:22:43.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:22:43.000 Like, you would never, if you think about it, even if you have, like, three friends, and you're texting each other back and forth throughout the day, making jokes, maybe, you know, like, a group chat.
00:22:50.000 Like, a lot of us are in group chats.
00:22:52.000 Yes. 1.00
00:22:52.000 Talk a lot of shit and show ridiculous pictures. 1.00
00:22:55.000 Shit that would get me kicked out of the country. 1.00
00:22:57.000 Oh yeah, for sure, right? 1.00
00:22:59.000 I mean, you would never do that if it was phone calls. 1.00
00:23:02.000 You would be like, you needy bitch, I gotta call you all day? 1.00
00:23:04.000 I'm calling you in the morning, I gotta call you in the afternoon. 1.00
00:23:06.000 Are we fucking? 0.99
00:23:07.000 What's happening? 0.99
00:23:08.000 Even if we were, if you needed me to call you that many times in a day, I'd be like, hey, hey, hey.
00:23:13.000 We gotta be happy being alone, too.
00:23:16.000 Be happy being together, but also, you gotta be able to be alone.
00:23:20.000 If you need phone calls all day long, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:23:23.000 Chill out. 0.99
00:23:24.000 Chill the fuck out. 1.00
00:23:25.000 That's why a text is good because you could be in the middle of some shit, right? 1.00
00:23:28.000 If you're one of them dudes who's inclined to change a transmission, you want to rebuild an old Chrysler or something like that, you could be under there in that little text message. 0.98
00:23:36.000 I'll get back to him.
00:23:37.000 I'll figure that out.
00:23:38.000 That's Mike.
00:23:39.000 Maybe real quick.
00:23:40.000 Yeah, we're going to meet at 8. You know, it's minimal, right?
00:23:44.000 There's nothing to it.
00:23:45.000 But isn't that bad?
00:23:47.000 To be talking to people that way, isn't it?
00:23:49.000 Is it bad to be talking to people so much? 1.00
00:23:50.000 It's a shit diet. 1.00
00:23:52.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:23:52.000 It's a shitty diet. 1.00
00:23:53.000 Duncan and I were talking about the other day about... 0.99
00:23:57.000 Like, finding information online, just constantly being inundated with stories of horrific things and bad things and terrible things and ugly things, that it's a bad diet.
00:24:08.000 It's a bad, like, mind diet.
00:24:10.000 And I was like, you're so right.
00:24:11.000 You think you're, like, immune to it.
00:24:14.000 That you are who you are, and this is just some stuff you're experiencing.
00:24:17.000 But much like if you eat healthy foods, your body feels better.
00:24:22.000 I think if you concentrate on healthy things, and interesting things, and fascinating things, and not horseshit, I think you're giving yourself a better mental diet.
00:24:34.000 Totally.
00:24:35.000 I think if you consume too much of anything, it's bad, right? 0.91
00:24:37.000 So consuming too much of, even too much positive information can be fucking detrimental. 0.90
00:24:41.000 Yes, because you can get delusional. 0.92
00:24:43.000 Yes, so you have to have some semblance of a balance of how you ingest.
00:24:46.000 But the people that only ingest negative, they're like people who only eat candy.
00:24:53.000 If you were a grown adult and for like 10 years you only ate candy, your body would be a mess.
00:25:01.000 You'd be barely alive!
00:25:03.000 If you just had to live off Snickers bars, how much nutrition is in a Snickers bar?
00:25:08.000 I want to do something with that dude who did the 30 days with the Big Macs.
00:25:12.000 How about this guy?
00:25:13.000 Hey bro, do this.
00:25:14.000 Just eat nothing but Snickers and see how long you stay alive.
00:25:18.000 Snickers satisfies to a point.
00:25:19.000 Satisfy your hunger, I guess.
00:25:20.000 They're delicious.
00:25:21.000 Yeah, they're phenomenal.
00:25:22.000 I love a Snickers bar.
00:25:23.000 They're great to take on hikes, too, by the way.
00:25:26.000 What, really?
00:25:26.000 Yeah, a lot of sugar.
00:25:27.000 There's enough nutrition in there? 0.56
00:25:28.000 You're burning sugar, man. 1.00
00:25:29.000 Yeah, so fuck it. 1.00
00:25:30.000 When you're hiking up mountains and shit, people love Snickers bars. 1.00
00:25:32.000 Wow. 1.00
00:25:33.000 But hey, I think even the Snickers people would tell you, don't live off that shit, stupid. 1.00
00:25:38.000 You can't live off a... 1.00
00:25:39.000 Isn't that interesting?
00:25:40.000 Like, there's a food you eat that you cannot live off of.
00:25:43.000 Yes.
00:25:44.000 Because all food at one point you had to eat to live off of.
00:25:47.000 How many days do you think you could go with only eating Snickers bars?
00:25:51.000 And should this be the Sober October Challenge?
00:25:56.000 Yes.
00:25:56.000 First of all, yes.
00:25:58.000 We might die.
00:25:59.000 What if we die?
00:26:00.000 No.
00:26:00.000 Bert would die.
00:26:01.000 Bert will die, but I mean, that is what it is.
00:26:03.000 If you only can eat Snickers bars and water.
00:26:05.000 Two weeks.
00:26:06.000 Two weeks without your body malfunctioning.
00:26:09.000 I think something's going to happen.
00:26:11.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:26:11.000 Imagine how dumb you'd get. 1.00
00:26:12.000 There's a post I just found from like two years ago where people asked this question and it was a discussion. 0.99
00:26:17.000 Someone did the math.
00:26:17.000 You have to eat about 12 to get the caloric intake to get that 2,000 a day.
00:26:22.000 12?
00:26:22.000 12 a day.
00:26:22.000 Just for 2,000 calories.
00:26:24.000 But how many days could you survive?
00:26:25.000 I don't know.
00:26:25.000 I mean, that's up to you.
00:26:26.000 Well, bro, let's think about that.
00:26:28.000 12 Snickers bars a day? 1.00
00:26:30.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:26:31.000 But how long do you think... 0.99
00:26:32.000 Okay, the problem with that is everyone is not coming from the same starting point.
00:26:36.000 That's the biggest issue.
00:26:37.000 You have to have all those three twin guys separated and make them all eat Snickers until one of them dies. 0.98
00:26:42.000 You guys need a control.
00:26:43.000 You guys need some sort of control.
00:26:45.000 They would be the test.
00:26:46.000 Just feed them.
00:26:47.000 Give them a million dollars each.
00:26:48.000 Give them nothing but Snickers until someone's on the verge of death.
00:26:50.000 Until somebody taps. 1.00
00:26:52.000 Tap out, bitch. 1.00
00:26:54.000 How many days do you think you could go on only Snickers? 1.00
00:26:56.000 I say two weeks is probably the human body will start to shut down.
00:26:59.000 I wonder.
00:27:00.000 Maybe you could go a long time.
00:27:01.000 Well, let me say this. 0.99
00:27:02.000 You could fucking find this. 0.99
00:27:04.000 There's a dude that's been eating just pizza for like 25 years. 0.99
00:27:07.000 Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
00:27:08.000 We'll find that dude.
00:27:09.000 There's a dude that eats just pepperoni pizza.
00:27:11.000 I respect that. 1.00
00:27:13.000 I think I was like, fuck it. 1.00
00:27:14.000 My parents told me what to do my whole life, and I'm a grown man now, bitch. 1.00
00:27:18.000 I eat pizza every day. 1.00
00:27:19.000 Just crying and eating pizza in his socks.
00:27:22.000 The journalist tried to get him to have a piece of leafy greens.
00:27:25.000 Puked on camera. 0.99
00:27:26.000 He couldn't fucking do it. 1.00
00:27:29.000 Unless it's basil and a nice sauce, get that fucking green shit out of here. 1.00
00:27:36.000 Yeah, he ate pizza for 20 years. 1.00
00:27:38.000 Something like that.
00:27:39.000 That's insane.
00:27:39.000 What was it, Jamie?
00:27:40.000 What was it?
00:27:40.000 2012. 25 years.
00:27:42.000 He says he has one bowl of raisin bran a week. 1.00
00:27:45.000 Just so you can shit that compacted glue. 0.99
00:27:50.000 That's what Pete says. 0.99
00:27:51.000 It's like glue mixed with protein.
00:27:53.000 Just chewing down all that dough.
00:27:56.000 That delicious dough. 1.00
00:27:57.000 Holy shit. 0.99
00:27:58.000 25 years. 1.00
00:27:59.000 He does have diabetes.
00:28:00.000 Of course he does.
00:28:01.000 Duh.
00:28:03.000 Color me surprised. 1.00
00:28:04.000 How the fuck... 0.99
00:28:05.000 Sorry, buddy, for laughing at your diabetes. 1.00
00:28:07.000 But how the fuck... 0.99
00:28:08.000 Not at all. 0.98
00:28:09.000 Not sorry. 0.94
00:28:09.000 How the fuck does someone eat nothing but that glue for 25 years? 0.94
00:28:13.000 That's the cat. 0.99
00:28:14.000 That's him?
00:28:14.000 Looks good.
00:28:15.000 Looks like he's funny.
00:28:16.000 Guy should be doing YouTube videos.
00:28:17.000 So what do they call...
00:28:18.000 They call him skinny fat.
00:28:19.000 There was an article they called him...
00:28:20.000 You know skinny fat, right?
00:28:22.000 Yeah, he looks remarkably good for someone who's only eating pizza for 25 years.
00:28:26.000 There might be something to it. 0.99
00:28:27.000 But they say skinny fat's fucking these people up. 1.00
00:28:30.000 Skinny fat? 1.00
00:28:31.000 Skinny fat.
00:28:31.000 Where, like, the body doesn't show any signs.
00:28:34.000 But the inside's fucking murdered. 0.99
00:28:35.000 It's torn apart. 1.00
00:28:36.000 His organs are failing.
00:28:38.000 Nothing's there.
00:28:39.000 Yeah.
00:28:39.000 That's why you can look small, but you don't have anything there.
00:28:43.000 Right. 0.99
00:28:43.000 Skinny fat people. 0.99
00:28:44.000 Your limbs are barely hanging on. 0.99
00:28:46.000 Threads. 1.00
00:28:49.000 It's like a fucking puppet. 1.00
00:28:50.000 There's certain people, you know? 1.00
00:28:51.000 Certain people, like, you hug them.
00:28:53.000 And you're like, oh my god.
00:28:54.000 God, there's nothing there.
00:28:55.000 You're so frail.
00:28:58.000 So sad.
00:28:58.000 It is funny.
00:29:00.000 That's like when I take pictures after shows and say how to people.
00:29:02.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:29:02.000 You know, and you grab, and some people you feel, and you're like, wow, that's fucking weird. 0.96
00:29:06.000 It's weird.
00:29:07.000 It's weird. 1.00
00:29:07.000 You're like a fucking lump of bones. 1.00
00:29:09.000 Just a bag of sticks. 1.00
00:29:09.000 Sticks covered with jello. 1.00
00:29:11.000 It's the lump of bones.
00:29:13.000 It's terrible. 0.99
00:29:14.000 She's a bony lump bag. 1.00
00:29:15.000 What's really terrible is when... 0.95
00:29:16.000 I mean, I'm not saying you have to be a bodybuilder. 0.99
00:29:20.000 Oh, but you have to fucking... 0.99
00:29:21.000 You should keep your body moving. 0.99
00:29:24.000 It's just a laziness thing.
00:29:26.000 It's a discipline thing. 0.98
00:29:27.000 This idea that some sort of nobility and humility and not caring about your body, it's silly. 0.60
00:29:33.000 You only get one. 0.81
00:29:34.000 You get one. 0.96
00:29:35.000 It doesn't make you dumber if you work out. 0.99
00:29:37.000 Stop. 1.00
00:29:38.000 I know that jocks were assholes and people bullied you. 1.00
00:29:41.000 I get it. 1.00
00:29:41.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:29:42.000 But goddammit, take care of your fucking meat vehicle. 1.00
00:29:45.000 Just go take care of it. 1.00
00:29:46.000 Take care of the meat skeleton.
00:29:47.000 And people go, oh yeah, you're vain, that's why you work out.
00:29:50.000 Yes!
00:29:50.000 That too.
00:29:51.000 I like looking good.
00:29:52.000 I like it.
00:29:52.000 It's better to me than not looking good.
00:29:54.000 I'm sorry.
00:29:56.000 I'm willing to put in the time.
00:29:57.000 But you know what the irony is?
00:29:59.000 Because of the hype of...
00:30:01.000 Because of the growth of MMA... Cheers.
00:30:04.000 Cheers, my brother.
00:30:05.000 Because of the growth of MMA... CrossFit, all of these new worlds that have kind of emerged socially now that are so much bigger than they were years ago, nerds that I grew up in high school are into working out.
00:30:17.000 Yeah, that's the irony.
00:30:18.000 That's a big thing with jiu-jitsu.
00:30:19.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:30:20.000 It's like the biggest insecure people, now they've found a home in something that's disciplined.
00:30:25.000 It's good.
00:30:25.000 It feels good to move your body.
00:30:27.000 It feels good.
00:30:29.000 It feels good to do things, whether it's taking a dance class.
00:30:32.000 I'm not into that, but taking karate. 1.00
00:30:35.000 I'm not into that shit. 0.99
00:30:36.000 I like yoga. 1.00
00:30:37.000 I like running.
00:30:39.000 Yeah.
00:30:40.000 Doing jujitsu, obviously.
00:30:42.000 I like all kinds of martial arts.
00:30:44.000 But I just like moving my body, man.
00:30:46.000 I like running up hills.
00:30:48.000 Move your body.
00:30:49.000 Get it going.
00:30:50.000 You'll feel better afterwards.
00:30:51.000 I know you don't want to do it. 0.83
00:30:53.000 I fucking hardly ever want to do it. 0.54
00:30:55.000 I maybe want to actually do it five out of ten times. 0.96
00:31:00.000 Maybe less, yeah.
00:31:01.000 But I do it.
00:31:02.000 I just do it.
00:31:03.000 I know what it's like to not want to do it.
00:31:05.000 I get it. 1.00
00:31:06.000 Shut up. 1.00
00:31:06.000 I just start talking to myself. 1.00
00:31:08.000 I go, come on, pussy. 1.00
00:31:09.000 What are you talking about? 1.00
00:31:10.000 Do it. 1.00
00:31:10.000 If I was you, outside of you, knowing what I know, if I could read my mind, I'd be like, come on, bitch. 1.00
00:31:15.000 You're just being lazy. 1.00
00:31:16.000 Put your fucking shoes on. 1.00
00:31:18.000 Get a sweat going, and then you're going to feel pumped. 1.00
00:31:20.000 Come on, man.
00:31:21.000 You've done this a million times. 0.99
00:31:22.000 And then, invariably, I'll be in the middle of the workout, I'm sweating, I'm like, fuck yeah. 1.00
00:31:27.000 Woo! 0.99
00:31:28.000 And then I get into it.
00:31:29.000 It's like, you've got to push past that creepy resistance that Steven Pressfield wrote about in The War of Art.
00:31:37.000 It applies not just to art, not just to writing.
00:31:42.000 It applies to cleaning your room, it applies to saying you're sorry to a friend, it applies to taking care of a debt, all those things.
00:31:52.000 It's this weird thing that you have.
00:31:54.000 When you see a problem, you gotta fix it.
00:31:56.000 When you see a thing you have to do, go do it. 0.99
00:31:58.000 When you know something's, like, clean your fucking room, right? 0.99
00:32:01.000 That's what Jordan Peterson always says. 0.99
00:32:03.000 Clean your room.
00:32:04.000 Clean your room.
00:32:04.000 And that really is what he means.
00:32:06.000 Get your shit in order. 0.99
00:32:08.000 Well, dude, I think it's also a personality trait, though, too, to be fair. 0.99
00:32:12.000 I'm someone that has to get it done.
00:32:13.000 You know when someone goes, you don't have to do it all at once?
00:32:15.000 I'm the opposite.
00:32:16.000 I'm like, yeah, you do. 1.00
00:32:16.000 Yeah, you fucking do. 1.00
00:32:18.000 She wants new blinds at the house? 0.99
00:32:20.000 What if we just do the living room for now?
00:32:21.000 I was like, no, no, no.
00:32:22.000 Just do it. 0.99
00:32:22.000 Get the whole fucking thing done. 0.99
00:32:23.000 What's the difference? 1.00
00:32:24.000 That's a manly thing to say, too. 0.99
00:32:26.000 Get it fucking done. 0.96
00:32:27.000 Can we just have this window? 0.99
00:32:29.000 No.
00:32:29.000 This window.
00:32:30.000 This will be my shade spot.
00:32:33.000 A man goes, it's America! 1.00
00:32:35.000 Through the whole fucking thing. 1.00
00:32:37.000 Shades! 0.99
00:32:37.000 Back the truck up. 0.99
00:32:38.000 All around with the fucking shades. 1.00
00:32:39.000 Give me some new fucking blinds. 1.00
00:32:41.000 I want trees around this house. 1.00
00:32:43.000 I want to walk around my cock out. 0.99
00:32:45.000 You could buy an old tree. 1.00
00:32:47.000 You know that?
00:32:48.000 You could buy, like, I want a tree in my yard that's 500 years old.
00:32:51.000 They'll find you one.
00:32:51.000 That's dope, though.
00:32:53.000 That's cool to be like, place it here. 1.00
00:32:54.000 I gotta fuck it. 1.00
00:32:55.000 I have a 150-plus old oak tree in my backyard. 1.00
00:32:59.000 Here's what's weird. 1.00
00:33:00.000 Manly shit. 1.00
00:33:01.000 Say if you have a piece of land, right? 1.00
00:33:03.000 And that piece of land is 100 acres, a beautiful piece of land.
00:33:07.000 You know, you don't own the animals on that land.
00:33:10.000 If there's wildlife on that land, if there's a bunch of deer on that land, you can't just shoot them.
00:33:14.000 You have to have tags.
00:33:16.000 You have to have state-allocated tags that give out a certain amount based on the deer population using wildlife biologists. 0.99
00:33:22.000 They view it from helicopters and shit. 0.96
00:33:24.000 They have all these different ways. 0.99
00:33:25.000 They have trail cameras.
00:33:26.000 All these different ways they determine the numbers and they figure out how many people can hunt.
00:33:30.000 But you own the trees.
00:33:32.000 Isn't that weird?
00:33:34.000 You own all the trees.
00:33:35.000 Yeah, you own everything that they're around.
00:33:37.000 If you own some gigantic population of pine trees in the forest, like you own some giant swath of land that you're logging, like those logging companies do, they own those trees somehow.
00:33:48.000 They don't own the deer.
00:33:49.000 They don't own the elk.
00:33:50.000 They don't own the eagles. 1.00
00:33:52.000 But they own the fucking trees. 1.00
00:33:53.000 It's weird, man. 1.00
00:33:54.000 Maybe it's because the trees don't move.
00:33:55.000 Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
00:33:56.000 Trees can't move, man.
00:33:57.000 They're easy to just...
00:33:58.000 I could just take that?
00:34:01.000 They, like, completely overfish, you know what I mean?
00:34:04.000 With the forest.
00:34:05.000 And then they leave these big cut, like, these huge cut areas.
00:34:11.000 Like, have you ever been to the woods and seen a place that's been logged?
00:34:14.000 Yep.
00:34:14.000 It's interesting, right?
00:34:15.000 Yeah, it's wild to see.
00:34:16.000 Oh, it's kind of beautiful in a weird way.
00:34:18.000 I hate to say it, but it's like, you're like, wow, that's, it's mesmerizing.
00:34:20.000 You know, it's a key area for hunting, too.
00:34:23.000 Right, because, well, there's a clearing now, right?
00:34:26.000 There's a clearing and the animals come out to eat the sprouts.
00:34:28.000 Right, right, right.
00:34:28.000 Because the new life grows up.
00:34:31.000 Yeah.
00:34:31.000 And it's a big open place, so it gets plenty of rain and sunlight.
00:34:35.000 Like, sometimes the canopy keeps, like, smaller things from growing.
00:34:38.000 Right.
00:34:39.000 You don't get enough sunlight. 0.96
00:34:40.000 And a lot of times in the canopy, too, like, everything's beaten down with pine needles, everything's covered, you know, with leaves and shit inside.
00:34:47.000 When you have a real thick forest, those big open areas, man, all these animals come out and you can find it in there. 0.99
00:34:52.000 That's fucking Wild. 0.99
00:34:53.000 Easy hunting season, huh? 0.99
00:34:55.000 Well, it's never easy.
00:34:56.000 They can smell you in an impossible distance way.
00:35:01.000 Do you put stuff on yourself to not smell?
00:35:03.000 No, you can't do anything.
00:35:04.000 You can't cover up the smell, huh?
00:35:05.000 No chance.
00:35:06.000 The only thing you can do is there's a thing called Ozonics that does work, but it only works if you're in one place.
00:35:12.000 So, like, if you're in a tree stand, you have a thing that you put above your head and it sheds ozone down on your body. 0.97
00:35:19.000 And what the ozone does, and this is how it's been explained to me, again, remember, I'm a moron. 1.00
00:35:24.000 I was like, you're talking to a fucking idiot. 0.99
00:35:26.000 I went to community college and then I went to Boston University, UMass Boston, rather, for three years in their continuing education program. 1.00
00:35:34.000 I never even took my SATs. 0.99
00:35:35.000 I'm a legitimate moron. 1.00
00:35:37.000 But apparently, this ozone shit that comes down over you, it confuses the deer. 1.00
00:35:45.000 Like, the deer gets a scent, and it's like, what the fuck is that? 0.99
00:35:47.000 He doesn't know what it is. 1.00
00:35:49.000 As opposed to smelling you and going, fuck! 1.00
00:35:51.000 They smell you, they just run. 1.00
00:35:53.000 They smell people, they just run.
00:35:55.000 Yeah, they take off.
00:35:56.000 They'll run like hundreds of yards away.
00:35:58.000 You'll see them just go like this and then just take off.
00:36:00.000 And you're like, what happened?
00:36:01.000 And you blow some, this like white talc in the air, like a puff of talc.
00:36:06.000 And as it drifts, you see which way the wind's blowing.
00:36:09.000 It's a wind checker.
00:36:10.000 So when you're up there in the wind, you have this little, it's almost like a little baby powder type deal.
00:36:16.000 And you just press it and the stuff goes in the air.
00:36:19.000 And you can see exactly where they went.
00:36:21.000 They even have vaporizers now that do it now.
00:36:23.000 I have one that's like a vaporizer.
00:36:25.000 You press a button, it just mist goes in the air.
00:36:28.000 To show you where the wind is.
00:36:29.000 It's just mist.
00:36:30.000 Yeah, it's wild.
00:36:31.000 And it's just for that, just to make smoke so you can see which way the smoke goes.
00:36:36.000 But it's just mist. 0.99
00:36:37.000 That's the ozone shit. 0.99
00:36:38.000 Three ozone bonds to your scent molecules. 1.00
00:36:40.000 Yeah, so this is what they're saying. 1.00
00:36:42.000 I don't think they're allowed to lie about this shit. 0.99
00:36:44.000 So essentially it creates a shield for your natural odor. 0.99
00:36:49.000 My friend John Dudley is a big believer in this.
00:36:53.000 Anything he's a big believer in, I'm a big believer in. 0.98
00:36:56.000 That is fucking wild. 0.99
00:36:58.000 Apparently it does work. 0.99
00:36:59.000 But still, if they see you move, if something funky comes their way, maybe it works 80% of the time. 0.99
00:37:06.000 Dear, some sneaky fucks. 1.00
00:37:08.000 They're smart. 0.99
00:37:09.000 How good is their vision?
00:37:11.000 Their vision is good, but they view things from an edge detection thing.
00:37:16.000 They see things that move.
00:37:18.000 So if you just freeze, if you have camouflage on and you freeze, they'll often walk right by you.
00:37:25.000 Yeah, especially if you have, there's a thing, this is another thing, called a hex suit, H-E-C-S, and a hex suit, I wear one, I don't know if they really work, but they appear to work with birds, like they've proven that birds follow an electrical magnetic signal, that's how they get home. 0.77
00:37:40.000 They use the natural magnetism of the earth to figure out where the fuck they're going. 0.79
00:37:45.000 It's crazy. 0.99
00:37:46.000 What?
00:37:46.000 Isn't that funny that we can't do that?
00:37:48.000 We're so stupid. 1.00
00:37:48.000 We can't get home. 1.00
00:37:49.000 Fuck it, I'm lost. 1.00
00:37:50.000 Yeah, we can just use our phones. 1.00
00:37:51.000 Two wrong turns, I'm fucked, though. 0.97
00:37:53.000 But these birds, it works with birds. 0.99
00:37:57.000 All these guys say that you put these suits on, birds have no idea you're there.
00:38:00.000 They don't see you.
00:38:02.000 It blocks the electromagnetic signal that your body's giving off.
00:38:05.000 What could that be made out of?
00:38:06.000 What's that mean?
00:38:07.000 It's a mesh.
00:38:07.000 There's some sort of a mesh that they use.
00:38:09.000 That blocks that?
00:38:10.000 Yeah, that blocks it.
00:38:11.000 They actually have meters that can show.
00:38:13.000 They put it on, wave it over this thing, there's no reaction, take it off, and then there's a reaction. 0.99
00:38:17.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:38:17.000 Where it's detecting the signal that your body puts out. 0.99
00:38:20.000 The real question is, they prove that it does that.
00:38:23.000 The real question is, can animals really see it?
00:38:25.000 And how many of them can see it?
00:38:27.000 The big thing is smell.
00:38:28.000 It doesn't matter if they can't see you. 0.99
00:38:29.000 If they fucking smell you, they're gone. 0.99
00:38:30.000 Yeah, they're gone, right? 1.00
00:38:31.000 So you could look just like a tree.
00:38:32.000 But if a deer smells you, he's going to just start running.
00:38:34.000 They just run.
00:38:35.000 What's the only fix for the smell thing other than that?
00:38:37.000 That thing.
00:38:38.000 That's it.
00:38:39.000 That's it.
00:38:39.000 Their sense of smell is impossible to understand.
00:38:42.000 It's so much better than ours that what we have shouldn't even be called a sense of smell.
00:38:47.000 If we like the difference...
00:38:48.000 Should be called holes.
00:38:49.000 Face holes.
00:38:50.000 Yeah, like how well do ants do stand-up comedy?
00:38:54.000 That's in comparison to a human.
00:38:56.000 There's a couple of good ants, dude.
00:38:57.000 A couple of guys got a good five minutes.
00:38:57.000 There's a couple of good ants, man.
00:38:58.000 They got a tight three.
00:38:59.000 But that's what the difference is in comparison to how bad our noses work versus a deer.
00:39:04.000 Right.
00:39:04.000 Who's the best?
00:39:04.000 What animal's the best?
00:39:05.000 I think a bear.
00:39:06.000 Bears have the best sense of smell?
00:39:07.000 I think bears have a preposterous sense of smell.
00:39:10.000 Dogs are really good, but it's not that high.
00:39:11.000 I think a bear is like a hundred times stronger than a bloodhound. 1.00
00:39:15.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:39:17.000 It can smell 18 miles away. 1.00
00:39:21.000 18 fucking miles? 1.00
00:39:24.000 Buh-roh. 1.00
00:39:24.000 Search what the average sight distance is. 1.00
00:39:27.000 What's the typical sight distance?
00:39:29.000 People can only see about a mile, right?
00:39:30.000 It depends on the animal.
00:39:32.000 Some animals don't see good at all.
00:39:34.000 Pigs don't see good at all. 0.61
00:39:36.000 You just freeze on a pig. 1.00
00:39:38.000 They don't know what the fuck's going on. 1.00
00:39:39.000 Eagles, for sure. 1.00
00:39:40.000 Eagles? 1.00
00:39:40.000 It's about little mice in the fucking field. 1.00
00:39:42.000 Eagles have the best sight. 1.00
00:39:43.000 They can see for miles and miles.
00:39:45.000 My friend from Alaska, he goes halibut fishing all the time.
00:39:48.000 He said, if you're pulling a fish up, an eagle can see it miles away. 1.00
00:39:55.000 That's some dinosaur shit. 1.00
00:39:56.000 That's how you know dinosaur shit is at play. 1.00
00:39:58.000 Miles? 1.00
00:39:59.000 What?
00:40:00.000 Grizzly can find an elk carcass when it's underwater and polar bears can smell a seal through three feet of ice.
00:40:05.000 Jesus Christ! 1.00
00:40:07.000 Three fucking feet of ice? 1.00
00:40:09.000 Jesus Christ! 1.00
00:40:10.000 Oh my god!
00:40:12.000 That's insane.
00:40:13.000 Three feet of ice. 1.00
00:40:14.000 That is a fucking monster. 0.99
00:40:16.000 Imagine if you were in a big concrete building and it's three feet thick and there's a bear on the outside going... 1.00
00:40:22.000 Neat.
00:40:26.000 If that was a monster movie, be like, this is insane! 0.99
00:40:28.000 This monster's insane! 0.99
00:40:29.000 Let this monster know I'm here! 0.99
00:40:31.000 Like, it'd be two kids, right? 0.95
00:40:32.000 Their parents have already been killed, and they're just breathing.
00:40:35.000 Like, don't worry, we're safe.
00:40:36.000 This concrete's three feet thick.
00:40:38.000 There's no way it can smell us.
00:40:40.000 And it's outside.
00:40:45.000 I smell you.
00:40:46.000 Oh, he talks too? 1.00
00:40:47.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:40:50.000 Three fucking feet. 1.00
00:40:52.000 Eat you and your sister. 1.00
00:40:53.000 18 miles of smell.
00:40:55.000 Three feet of smell through ice.
00:40:58.000 Did you ever see the video where the BBC reporter gets inside a box?
00:41:01.000 Like a plexiglass box?
00:41:03.000 No.
00:41:04.000 And they put him around polar bears?
00:41:06.000 Uh-uh.
00:41:06.000 And the polar bear tries to eat him?
00:41:08.000 And the polar bear's trying to eat him through this box?
00:41:10.000 Trying to figure out how to get to him?
00:41:11.000 Because it knows he's in this box? 0.99
00:41:13.000 It is fucking terrifying. 0.99
00:41:16.000 Dude, why would you ever? 0.99
00:41:17.000 Bro, and this guy's got cameras on him the whole time. 1.00
00:41:19.000 Shit in his pants. 1.00
00:41:22.000 Just dookie in left and right. 1.00
00:41:24.000 Fill in those drawers, son.
00:41:26.000 How strong is that?
00:41:27.000 That thing has to be indestructible.
00:41:29.000 They're so big. 0.99
00:41:31.000 They're so big, and we've been really fucked over. 1.00
00:41:35.000 Just let that run, Jamie. 1.00
00:41:37.000 We've been really fucked over with goddamn Klondike bars and Coca-Cola. 0.99
00:41:42.000 Making them look sweet. 1.00
00:41:43.000 We have a super distorted perception of this fucking predatory killing machine that eats its babies. 1.00
00:41:49.000 Bro. 1.00
00:41:50.000 Bro, these things are fucking ruthless. 1.00
00:41:54.000 They're the cleanup crew. 0.99
00:41:55.000 They're there to make sure.
00:41:56.000 There's so few resources up there in the wild that this giant behemoth of a bear exists so he could just jack everything.
00:42:05.000 Just jack everything and keep the populations nice and low.
00:42:08.000 Look at that.
00:42:09.000 You're right in there.
00:42:10.000 I'm not a biologist.
00:42:12.000 So he knows it's in there.
00:42:13.000 He's just trying to get at it.
00:42:15.000 He's biting it. 1.00
00:42:17.000 Damn, dude, that would fuck me up. 1.00
00:42:19.000 Look at this, man. 1.00
00:42:20.000 It's pressing on it.
00:42:21.000 That's glass, man!
00:42:22.000 If it breaks, you're dead! 1.00
00:42:24.000 If it breaks, you're fucking dead! 1.00
00:42:26.000 It's trying to get its fucking teeth through it. 1.00
00:42:28.000 Bro, when it's opening its mouth, that's a monster's mouth. 1.00
00:42:30.000 This is what I look like drunk at a McDonald's at fucking four in the morning trying to get food to the drive-thru. 1.00
00:42:36.000 This poor guy. 0.99
00:42:37.000 Give me nuggets! 0.56
00:42:38.000 It's behind him.
00:42:39.000 He's like, but the camera is this way. 0.86
00:42:40.000 Oh, they're shaking the shit out of it. 0.89
00:42:42.000 Of course it is. 0.80
00:42:43.000 Why would he be so convinced that that thing would survive?
00:42:47.000 It'd be so dope if it just...
00:42:48.000 How do they rescue this cat?
00:42:51.000 This dude?
00:42:52.000 Yeah, how do they get him out of there?
00:42:53.000 Like, how long does it take to get him out of there?
00:42:56.000 They've got to find a way to distract this bear.
00:42:58.000 At the end, it just walked away.
00:43:00.000 Come on, son.
00:43:01.000 Yeah, it's got to get frustrated at some point. 1.00
00:43:02.000 Like, fuck this. 1.00
00:43:03.000 Look at that. 1.00
00:43:04.000 He goes, fuck this. 1.00
00:43:05.000 But how did they test that box? 1.00
00:43:07.000 What if that guy hated him?
00:43:08.000 The guy who made the box.
00:43:09.000 Oh, this guy's going to climb out?
00:43:10.000 I'm out.
00:43:11.000 I am free.
00:43:12.000 We've got a prize.
00:43:14.000 Oh, the bear.
00:43:14.000 Yeah, like, let's pretend the bear's right there.
00:43:16.000 Yeah, right next to him.
00:43:17.000 That thing can run 35 miles an hour. 1.00
00:43:20.000 Fuck out of here. 1.00
00:43:22.000 You ever seen how fast a bear runs? 1.00
00:43:24.000 Yeah, they're insane.
00:43:25.000 Dude, they run like that on ice. 0.63
00:43:27.000 Those things just dig in with their claws. 1.00
00:43:29.000 They can run fast.
00:43:30.000 I like how they kind of pretended like that was a totally safe, normal experiment for him to do.
00:43:34.000 Like, he got out like, no big deal, man. 1.00
00:43:36.000 You know, fucking polar bears, ironically, are black underneath all that white fur. 1.00
00:43:39.000 You know that, right? 1.00
00:43:39.000 No, it's clear. 1.00
00:43:40.000 It's clear?
00:43:41.000 I thought it was clear. 0.93
00:43:42.000 It's black skin. 0.94
00:43:43.000 Oh, yeah, their skin's black, yeah. 0.92
00:43:44.000 Isn't that weird?
00:43:45.000 Yeah, it is.
00:43:45.000 Well, you've got to imagine that people get snow tanned.
00:43:48.000 Right?
00:43:48.000 You get snow blinds.
00:43:49.000 Yeah, snow blind.
00:43:49.000 Because of the sun beating off the snow.
00:43:52.000 People get burnt really bad.
00:43:54.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:43:54.000 You go skiing without shit on you. 1.00
00:43:56.000 That's what a polar bear looks like. 1.00
00:43:57.000 No, that's a black bear, bro.
00:43:58.000 It just says polar bear without hair.
00:44:00.000 Yeah, but it's not.
00:44:00.000 Look at the hair around its face.
00:44:02.000 See how it's all black? 0.98
00:44:03.000 I guarantee you that's a black bear.
00:44:05.000 Also, it just doesn't look big enough.
00:44:07.000 What does a bear...
00:44:08.000 Maybe it's just another one.
00:44:10.000 It's got mange, but you see how it has the hair on the top of its head's black?
00:44:14.000 I think someone just wrote that, and it doesn't mean it's correct.
00:44:19.000 No, but they are.
00:44:19.000 They're dark, but underneath all that, they are really dark as well.
00:44:22.000 Hey, maybe when they get mange, their fucking hair on their head gets black. 1.00
00:44:25.000 Who the fuck knows? 1.00
00:44:26.000 Go to that... 1.00
00:44:27.000 Mange is weird shit. 1.00
00:44:30.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00
00:44:30.000 It's a hairless bear. 1.00
00:44:31.000 I mean, I've seen this before, I guess.
00:44:33.000 I typed in polar bear, so it popped up, but...
00:44:36.000 Well, I would imagine.
00:44:37.000 Pull a bear, no fur.
00:44:39.000 They're the most terrifying because they're the biggest.
00:44:41.000 Well, they're right there, Jamie.
00:44:42.000 The top fourth picture is them spreading the hair apart, right?
00:44:44.000 You see the skin there.
00:44:46.000 Yeah, so there you go.
00:44:47.000 Oh, perfect.
00:44:48.000 Yeah, and see how the hair looks white, but it's actually, they say it's more of a clear color.
00:44:53.000 Wow. 0.98
00:44:54.000 That's fucking crazy to me. 1.00
00:44:55.000 Yeah, like not technically white. 1.00
00:44:57.000 Right, no.
00:44:57.000 Yeah, it looks translucent almost, right?
00:45:01.000 But what an amazing animal, man.
00:45:03.000 Unbelievable.
00:45:03.000 Imagine that thing lives in this place where there's no vegetables at all.
00:45:08.000 Nope.
00:45:08.000 But it got so big.
00:45:10.000 It evolved to get that big.
00:45:12.000 Meat, dude.
00:45:13.000 Just meat.
00:45:14.000 Tons and tons and tons of meat. 1.00
00:45:15.000 And it can eat a fucking, like a hole through ice to get to you, too. 1.00
00:45:21.000 It'll just chew through the ice. 1.00
00:45:25.000 It'll do whatever it can to get to you, right?
00:45:28.000 It's so nice that they're so far away.
00:45:31.000 They swim.
00:45:31.000 You know, they jump in the water and swim.
00:45:33.000 They can swim six miles an hour.
00:45:35.000 Bro!
00:45:36.000 And for how long can they swim?
00:45:37.000 I wonder how long they can stay in the water for, because they have to get out at some point.
00:45:39.000 How fast is that in knots?
00:45:40.000 And why do we need knots? 1.00
00:45:42.000 Boat people love that shit. 1.00
00:45:44.000 What's up with boat people? 1.00
00:45:44.000 Hey, it's six fathoms. 1.00
00:45:46.000 Hey, fuckface. 1.00
00:45:48.000 How many feet? 1.00
00:45:49.000 5.2 knots.
00:45:51.000 5.2 knots is a mile?
00:45:53.000 6 miles an hour is 5.2 knots.
00:45:56.000 My boat goes 5 knots.
00:45:57.000 Why would you want to make it slower?
00:45:59.000 That's so confusing.
00:46:01.000 Why would they do that when they could just do miles an hour?
00:46:03.000 What is knots?
00:46:04.000 I think knots were around before miles an hour.
00:46:06.000 No, well, kilometers were also before miles an hour.
00:46:09.000 Was it?
00:46:10.000 Yeah, kilometers.
00:46:11.000 I thought kilometers were the metric system and that was later.
00:46:14.000 No, knots are kilometers then miles. 0.99
00:46:20.000 Really smart people are like, why the fuck are they talking? 0.98
00:46:24.000 Why are they talking about kilometers? 0.99
00:46:26.000 Some engineer was like, God damn it! 0.98
00:46:28.000 Bro, when I was in high school, they tried to put the metric system on us. 0.99
00:46:31.000 They tried to bring back the metric system.
00:46:33.000 Nah. 0.99
00:46:33.000 And we're like, bitch, this is America. 0.99
00:46:35.000 Fuck you and fuck your systems of 10. We leave out unnecessary letters, too. 1.00
00:46:42.000 Maybe not.
00:46:43.000 Oh, never mind.
00:46:44.000 Sorry.
00:46:44.000 Didn't work.
00:46:45.000 Just like soccer.
00:46:46.000 They tried to push soccer on us, too.
00:46:47.000 You know why soccer didn't work?
00:46:48.000 I was talking about this today.
00:46:49.000 Because this is America?
00:46:50.000 Too slow.
00:46:51.000 Too slow.
00:46:52.000 Too slow.
00:46:53.000 Baseball works.
00:46:54.000 What are you saying?
00:46:54.000 People love goals.
00:46:55.000 People love goals.
00:46:56.000 Dude.
00:46:56.000 People love goals.
00:46:57.000 Oh, okay.
00:46:58.000 So people love scoring?
00:46:59.000 Scoring.
00:47:00.000 Listen, the NHL. I see what you're saying.
00:47:02.000 The NHL, the reason they changed the blue line rule is because they wanted more goals.
00:47:05.000 So they got more goals, more viewership.
00:47:07.000 What's more American than a Grand Slam?
00:47:10.000 Literally nothing.
00:47:11.000 Bases loaded.
00:47:12.000 Crack! 0.98
00:47:12.000 That's all SportsCenter used to be. 0.98
00:47:13.000 Home runs and dunks over and over. 0.99
00:47:15.000 That's what it fucking should be. 0.99
00:47:16.000 We love seeing that moment. 0.98
00:47:18.000 So in soccer, when you have 90 minutes and sometimes no goals, I get it.
00:47:25.000 I can't do it.
00:47:26.000 But if you understand how difficult it is, if you're a fan of the game...
00:47:30.000 If you love the game, I get it.
00:47:32.000 Like, Ian loves it.
00:47:33.000 Yeah, he does.
00:47:34.000 He's the only black guy I know that loves soccer in America.
00:47:36.000 Is that real?
00:47:37.000 In America? 1.00
00:47:37.000 How many black fucking friends do you have that love soccer? 1.00
00:47:39.000 He's my only one. 1.00
00:47:40.000 That's true.
00:47:41.000 I don't have any black friends that watch soccer.
00:47:43.000 That's true.
00:47:46.000 He's literally my only one.
00:47:47.000 In Jamaica, right, though?
00:47:48.000 Yes.
00:47:49.000 And England.
00:47:50.000 He lives in England as well.
00:47:51.000 England, Jamaica.
00:47:52.000 Right.
00:47:52.000 Born in Jamaica, then moved to England and New York.
00:47:54.000 Have you seen those games he goes to?
00:47:55.000 They look awesome.
00:47:56.000 They do.
00:47:57.000 We were supposed to go.
00:47:58.000 Dude, they're fun.
00:47:59.000 I'm not taking... 1.00
00:47:59.000 They're fucking fun. 1.00
00:48:00.000 It's just... 0.99
00:48:01.000 It's not...
00:48:01.000 I don't...
00:48:01.000 It's not my shit.
00:48:02.000 We were organizing a comedian thing, but I had a family thing that I had to do. 0.99
00:48:05.000 I couldn't make it.
00:48:06.000 But they look like a good time, especially if you want to get blasted.
00:48:09.000 On some of this Mike Tyson weed that we smoked today. 0.99
00:48:12.000 It's fucking delicious, by the way. 0.97
00:48:14.000 Thank you, Mike. 0.99
00:48:14.000 Thank you, Mike. 0.99
00:48:16.000 Shout out to the champ. 0.99
00:48:18.000 Motherfucking champ. 0.99
00:48:19.000 What were we just talking about? 0.99
00:48:21.000 Polar bears.
00:48:21.000 Oh, polar bears.
00:48:23.000 Yeah, man.
00:48:23.000 There was...
00:48:25.000 There was some article about polar bears...
00:48:27.000 You know, whenever we say that polar bear populations are threatened, they definitely are, in certain spots.
00:48:34.000 But the places where polar bears occupy is enormous.
00:48:38.000 Yeah, it's huge.
00:48:38.000 And in some areas, there's a lot of them.
00:48:40.000 And we have this non-nuanced way of looking at polar bears.
00:48:44.000 So people would get really mad if they found out these Inuits were killing polar bears. 1.00
00:48:49.000 But sometimes these folks are living in places where polar bears start entering their villages...
00:48:54.000 Right.
00:48:54.000 And they're super dangerous.
00:48:56.000 Killing their babies. 1.00
00:48:57.000 They'll kill people. 1.00
00:48:58.000 They will straight up kill people. 0.99
00:49:00.000 You know why I think that is?
00:49:01.000 There's a comic who's also a veterinarian.
00:49:06.000 Kevin...
00:49:08.000 He's a vet?
00:49:09.000 Yeah, he's a guy who performed in Denver.
00:49:12.000 I met him in Denver.
00:49:13.000 I was working with him one night.
00:49:14.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:49:15.000 Yeah, do you know him?
00:49:15.000 Yeah, he's famous in Denver.
00:49:17.000 Kevin Fitzgerald.
00:49:17.000 He has a TV show out there.
00:49:19.000 Kevin Fitzgerald.
00:49:20.000 See, I was going to say Fitzgerald, but I thought I was wrong because my friend Dave Fitzgerald, I was just talking about.
00:49:24.000 He's got long white hair.
00:49:25.000 Yeah, like a hit.
00:49:26.000 Yeah.
00:49:26.000 He told me that polar bears out of the womb are like Predator.
00:49:30.000 You know, like the movie Predator.
00:49:32.000 Like out of the womb, they're just trying to bite and kill. 0.99
00:49:34.000 Out of the womb. 0.99
00:49:35.000 Dope.
00:49:35.000 Out of the womb.
00:49:36.000 They just come out.
00:49:37.000 Ah!
00:49:38.000 And I was like, well, it makes sense.
00:49:40.000 If you stop and think about what their life is, everything is just white and frozen.
00:49:46.000 And occasionally you catch something slipping.
00:49:48.000 Occasionally you catch someone who's sunning themselves and you get to them before they can get away and you can dive in the water and grab a foot and drag them back up.
00:49:58.000 Survival, man.
00:49:59.000 The darkest story that I ever heard.
00:50:01.000 I don't know if this is true, but let's pretend it is.
00:50:03.000 Yeah, fine.
00:50:04.000 There was some sort of an expedition and their boat hit some ice.
00:50:09.000 And so their boat starts sinking.
00:50:11.000 And they had a real problem because the next boat was hours away.
00:50:15.000 So they call in a mayday for the next boat, and they climb out of the boat in time before it sinks, and they get to an ice shelter, like an ice raft, an ice island, I guess.
00:50:24.000 Like an island, yeah.
00:50:25.000 Ice island.
00:50:26.000 In the distance, they see a polar bear. 1.00
00:50:28.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:50:29.000 And it's many, many ice land bridges or whatever the fuck it is. 1.00
00:50:34.000 Whatever ice distance that is.
00:50:35.000 Ice island away.
00:50:36.000 Ice steps.
00:50:37.000 But it keeps jumping in the water and getting closer. 1.00
00:50:39.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:50:40.000 It's trying to figure out what the fuck they are. 1.00
00:50:42.000 And then finally it gets to them. 1.00
00:50:44.000 It finds out what they are.
00:50:45.000 It's in the ice island next to them.
00:50:47.000 Jumps in the water.
00:50:48.000 Pops up.
00:50:50.000 Grabs one guy.
00:50:51.000 There's nothing anybody can do about it. 1.00
00:50:52.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:50:54.000 Takes him, kills him, drags him in the water again, goes back on the other ice island, just starts eating him. 1.00
00:51:00.000 And they're just chilling, watching it.
00:51:02.000 They're one ice island away, hoping that he doesn't stay hungry after he eats their friend.
00:51:07.000 I hope it was your least favorite friend.
00:51:08.000 And then, the boat comes and rescues him. 1.00
00:51:10.000 Fuck me. 1.00
00:51:12.000 And they had to watch their friend get eaten alive. 1.00
00:51:13.000 Their friend got eaten alive.
00:51:14.000 Well, he died probably quick.
00:51:16.000 But he probably ate him in front of them.
00:51:18.000 He probably took it so they could see it.
00:51:20.000 He didn't care.
00:51:21.000 Yeah, that's what I mean.
00:51:22.000 Do you worry when you eat a clam that you're eating it in front of other clams?
00:51:25.000 Depends on who I'm eating in front of.
00:51:27.000 No.
00:51:28.000 I'm sure the bear ate it to know.
00:51:30.000 I'm saying he kept an eye on them.
00:51:32.000 Yes.
00:51:32.000 It's like, you're next, dude.
00:51:34.000 Well, he probably knows that they're there if this isn't enough.
00:51:39.000 I mean, maybe the guy's like a small guy.
00:51:41.000 What do you do?
00:51:41.000 What do you do?
00:51:42.000 You just sit there and watch it?
00:51:43.000 You jump in the water? 1.00
00:51:44.000 What do you fucking do? 0.99
00:51:45.000 You can't swim away. 1.00
00:51:46.000 You'll freeze to death if you get in that water.
00:51:48.000 You just have to accept the fact that if it chooses to kill you, that's your time.
00:51:52.000 There's nothing else you can do.
00:51:53.000 You can't fight it off. 1.00
00:51:54.000 I would punch my buddy and knock him out so it's easier than... 1.00
00:51:56.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:51:57.000 Knock him out.
00:51:58.000 Which buddy?
00:51:58.000 Huh?
00:51:59.000 You have to think about how much you love your friends.
00:52:00.000 Oh my god, there's so many people I'd knock out and leave for bears to eat.
00:52:03.000 Yeah, there's a lot of people.
00:52:05.000 Most of my friends I'd knock out.
00:52:07.000 But what it is is just, it's inescapable.
00:52:12.000 Yeah.
00:52:13.000 The power that it has.
00:52:14.000 Have you had a moment of near-death experience?
00:52:16.000 Never.
00:52:16.000 Like that.
00:52:17.000 Never once?
00:52:17.000 No, never around an animal like that.
00:52:19.000 Have you ever had a near-death experience? 1.00
00:52:21.000 Where you're like, fuck, I could die. 1.00
00:52:22.000 Oh, maybe. 1.00
00:52:24.000 Car accidents.
00:52:24.000 Car accidents.
00:52:25.000 Yeah.
00:52:25.000 That's the only time I thought I might die.
00:52:27.000 Every car accident is kind of a near-death experience.
00:52:28.000 It is.
00:52:29.000 You ever know.
00:52:29.000 Have you not been in a bad one?
00:52:30.000 I've been in some bad ones.
00:52:32.000 I've been lucky. 1.00
00:52:33.000 That's near-death shit. 1.00
00:52:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:52:34.000 You ever ride bikes? 1.00
00:52:36.000 Motorcycles?
00:52:37.000 No, I was gonna. 1.00
00:52:38.000 That's near-death shit. 0.99
00:52:39.000 Two people I knew crashed, and one person I knew saw someone get hit. 1.00
00:52:43.000 All in like a month.
00:52:44.000 It was like bang, bang. 0.96
00:52:46.000 So two people I know crashed and fucked themselves up. 0.98
00:52:48.000 One was a dude that I was working with. 0.72
00:52:50.000 And another was Frank Mir, who was fighting in the UFC. He was one of the best heavyweights on the planet.
00:52:57.000 And some guy ran a red light and T-boned him.
00:53:00.000 Snapped his leg in half, sent him flying through the air.
00:53:03.000 Had a real problem.
00:53:05.000 I mean, he almost lost his leg, man.
00:53:07.000 It was lucky he lived.
00:53:08.000 But the femurs, like the big upper leg, that's a really bad bone to break, man.
00:53:12.000 Well, that's when you die, usually.
00:53:13.000 Yeah, it takes a long time to heal.
00:53:14.000 It's very dangerous.
00:53:15.000 A lot of blood flows through that area. 0.97
00:53:17.000 A lot of main arteries that can fucking bleed out real easily. 0.94
00:53:19.000 Yeah, it takes a long time for that leg comes back. 0.96
00:53:21.000 And for Frank, it was years before he was like 100% again.
00:53:24.000 And arguably, he never was the same.
00:53:26.000 It's arguable that something like that, you're always going to be playing catch-up.
00:53:31.000 Because it's such a devastating injury. 1.00
00:53:34.000 Sounds like fuck motorcycles, man. 1.00
00:53:35.000 It's too much. 1.00
00:53:36.000 There's nothing protecting you. 0.99
00:53:37.000 Nothing fucking on the outside, man. 0.99
00:53:39.000 No way. 0.99
00:53:40.000 Well, I was going to say, if you lived in a rural area, but did you hear about that guy that plowed into these bikers?
00:53:46.000 He was in a pickup truck in New Hampshire.
00:53:50.000 And there was this, I think they called themselves the Jarhead Bike Club or something like that, a bunch of Marines that got together and rode their bikes around, and this guy plowed into them and killed like seven of them.
00:54:01.000 On purpose?
00:54:02.000 No, I don't know what happened.
00:54:05.000 I don't know if he was being careless, if he was speeding, I don't know. 0.99
00:54:11.000 If he was fucked up. 0.99
00:54:12.000 I do not know. 0.99
00:54:13.000 Where was it?
00:54:13.000 New Hampshire.
00:54:14.000 New Hampshire.
00:54:15.000 So I was going to say, yeah, I drive a motorcycle on some rural road.
00:54:19.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:54:19.000 But it's some rural road, you gotta worry about people not paying attention and shit. 0.99
00:54:22.000 Right. 0.99
00:54:22.000 You move out to the middle of nowhere, you still don't fucking know. 0.99
00:54:25.000 Stephen King, remember what happened to him? 0.98
00:54:27.000 Uh-uh.
00:54:27.000 Stephen King got hit by a guy who was, I think he dropped something in his car.
00:54:32.000 And so he was leaning over to pick up whatever the fuck he left in his van. 0.96
00:54:36.000 Stephen King was walking by the side of the road. 0.99
00:54:39.000 Maybe it was his dog.
00:54:40.000 I feel like maybe it was his dog was doing something.
00:54:43.000 Anyway, the guy wasn't looking and hit him and just broke everything.
00:54:47.000 I mean, his whole body was broken.
00:54:49.000 He had several broken bones. 0.99
00:54:51.000 He was fucked up for a long time. 0.99
00:54:53.000 It took him forever before he could just sit at his desk again and write. 0.98
00:54:57.000 And he details it in great detail.
00:55:00.000 And he talks about it in his book on writing as well.
00:55:02.000 That's him with pins in his leg.
00:55:04.000 I mean...
00:55:04.000 There's that dog.
00:55:05.000 And dude, he was older at the time.
00:55:07.000 I mean, he wasn't a young guy.
00:55:08.000 But he's always looked old.
00:55:10.000 For some reason, Stephen King has always looked... 0.99
00:55:12.000 Like, every time I see a photo, I'm like, what is he fucking... 0.98
00:55:14.000 He's always 50? 0.99
00:55:14.000 He's been 50 since he was born. 0.99
00:55:16.000 Well, bro, if you're carrying around that kind of evil inside your brain...
00:55:19.000 That's what I'm saying, right? 1.00
00:55:20.000 That fucked up shit has made him look old always. 1.00
00:55:22.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00
00:55:23.000 What is this? 1.00
00:55:24.000 Stephen King calls...
00:55:25.000 Maybe it's not his train crash.
00:55:27.000 Let's not go down a little Google rabbit hole, please.
00:55:31.000 He'd be there forever.
00:55:33.000 Stephen King, think about how many amazing books that guy has written.
00:55:37.000 Think about the diversity of them, by the way.
00:55:39.000 They're not all the same kind of...
00:55:40.000 People always go, like, Stephen King, horror.
00:55:42.000 He's done drama.
00:55:43.000 He's done a lot of different kinds of different things.
00:55:45.000 But you know what I like?
00:55:46.000 He almost always made it a writer for Maine.
00:55:51.000 Right?
00:55:51.000 It was a guy from Maine.
00:55:53.000 And then this crazy shit would happen to him. 1.00
00:55:55.000 That's fucking wild. 0.99
00:55:56.000 Many of his stories, not all of them, but many of his stories were a guy from Maine. 0.99
00:56:00.000 Yeah.
00:56:01.000 Didn't he write Shawshank Redemption?
00:56:02.000 Yep.
00:56:03.000 It was a short story based off, at least.
00:56:05.000 Dude, you know what I love?
00:56:05.000 Yeah, it's not his story, but think about that, that he wrote that beautiful...
00:56:09.000 And the rest of his shit is very dark. 1.00
00:56:11.000 So much of it is black as night. 1.00
00:56:13.000 He's got so much good stuff, man.
00:56:15.000 I mean...
00:56:16.000 He's got so much good stuff.
00:56:17.000 Did you ever read The Tommyknockers?
00:56:19.000 Uh-uh.
00:56:19.000 It's fun, man.
00:56:21.000 It's about an alien craft that crash-landed in the woods.
00:56:25.000 And I don't want to give any spoilers.
00:56:27.000 Don't, don't, don't.
00:56:28.000 It starts changing people.
00:56:29.000 What does Tommyknocker mean? 0.99
00:56:31.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:56:31.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:56:31.000 But I think it was based on some old fairy tale that people tell the scare kids. 0.99
00:56:38.000 I like learning old words like that.
00:56:40.000 Tommyknocker.
00:56:40.000 Tommyknocker.
00:56:40.000 Find out what it is.
00:56:41.000 Let's find out what Tommyknocker is.
00:56:42.000 Like this word.
00:56:42.000 Hey, I have a word for you.
00:56:44.000 I think it was like Candyman.
00:56:45.000 You know that kind of thing?
00:56:46.000 Here's a word.
00:56:47.000 I have a word for you. 0.98
00:56:48.000 There was a word that I heard that I thought was very funny that I wrote down that I was like, oh, Joe will think that's fucking wild. 0.96
00:56:52.000 But I like when I learn a new word, I go, oh, that's fucking... 0.97
00:56:55.000 I always admire you again when I see you. 0.97
00:56:57.000 With no case? 0.99
00:56:58.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:57:00.000 No case, Jamie. 1.00
00:57:01.000 Jamie rocks no case, too.
00:57:03.000 He's recently...
00:57:03.000 This whole phone, since I've got the gold one, the new iPhone X. How many months has it been since you've been rocking no case?
00:57:09.000 Do you feel free?
00:57:10.000 Sure.
00:57:11.000 Do you feel better?
00:57:11.000 I only had the case for one phone, I guess.
00:57:14.000 Do you feel better than other people?
00:57:15.000 No.
00:57:16.000 I would.
00:57:17.000 I feel riskier.
00:57:18.000 I would.
00:57:18.000 You feel like more...
00:57:19.000 Every day you make it a success.
00:57:22.000 I so admire how Neil deGrasse Tyson explained it.
00:57:25.000 He's twirling it around his fingers.
00:57:27.000 I've made some catches that maybe is a gained ability because of doing that.
00:57:33.000 Right?
00:57:33.000 Otherwise, I might just let it drop if it was in one of them otter cases or something.
00:57:37.000 Otter box.
00:57:38.000 Thick ones.
00:57:39.000 This doesn't ever...
00:57:40.000 I've said the same thing.
00:57:42.000 Not to cop...
00:57:43.000 A Neil deGrasse Tyson ship, but I love the design of this thing.
00:57:46.000 Yes, it's gorgeous.
00:57:46.000 Why did I buy it if I don't want the...
00:57:48.000 That's what you've always said.
00:57:49.000 Yeah, why?
00:57:50.000 I love it.
00:57:50.000 It's beautiful.
00:57:51.000 It is. 0.89
00:57:51.000 And I see people with these huge cases, like, it's an OtterBox in case I fucking throw it off a cliff. 0.89
00:57:55.000 Why am I throwing my phone off a fucking cliff? 0.97
00:57:56.000 Why are you throwing your phone off a cliff? 1.00
00:57:57.000 But also, what?
00:57:58.000 I'm sorry, I got Tommy Knockers coming in. 1.00
00:58:00.000 But also, by the way...
00:58:01.000 We're all stone folks.
00:58:04.000 Yeah.
00:58:06.000 But also, I think about it in the sense of, I know this sounds privileged, fine, but I have AppleCare, which isn't that expensive.
00:58:12.000 How dare you? 0.97
00:58:12.000 If I fucking break it, I just get one! 0.97
00:58:14.000 It's like 20 bucks! 1.00
00:58:15.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:58:16.000 You're a monster. 1.00
00:58:17.000 Take that fuck. 1.00
00:58:17.000 Oh, he broke it! 1.00
00:58:19.000 Jesus! 1.00
00:58:20.000 I don't give a fuck, Joe Rogan! 1.00
00:58:21.000 You don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:58:22.000 What does Tommy Knockers mean? 0.99
00:58:24.000 It's based off of knockers who would have been miners trapped in a cave and would have been pounding on rocks to get rescued.
00:58:31.000 In his book, it's the aliens underground who are knocking on rocks. 1.00
00:58:36.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:58:38.000 I don't remember the exact premise. 0.99
00:58:40.000 I knew they were doing something that was changing the people.
00:58:43.000 They made a really kind of funky movie.
00:58:45.000 It wasn't like the best movie.
00:58:47.000 It wasn't a good film. 0.99
00:58:48.000 It's hard to make his fucking... 0.99
00:58:50.000 Was it for TV? It was a miniseries for TV. How many episodes? 1.00
00:58:53.000 I think four or five.
00:58:54.000 It's one of those ones where you almost got to imagine it in your head. 1.00
00:58:58.000 And that's an asshole thing to say. 0.99
00:59:01.000 I used to have a joke about Game of Thrones. 0.99
00:59:03.000 People say, it's booked better.
00:59:04.000 I'm like, how is that possible? 0.97
00:59:06.000 You're watching real dragons and people fucking and then sword fighting. 0.99
00:59:10.000 It's impossible. 0.99
00:59:11.000 And you're going to tell me that...
00:59:13.000 Two episodes?
00:59:14.000 So two hours?
00:59:15.000 That movie, if you wanted to really figure out what the book is, it would have to be hours and hours and hours.
00:59:21.000 That book was nuanced.
00:59:23.000 The book got into psychology. 1.00
00:59:25.000 What was the other one where the dudes were in the woods and some alien crawled inside that guy's asshole and killed him? 0.99
00:59:31.000 Which one was that one? 0.99
00:59:32.000 The Stephen King book?
00:59:33.000 Yeah.
00:59:35.000 Family reunion?
00:59:36.000 No, there was like some alien thing. 1.00
00:59:38.000 It crawled in his ass and killed him? 1.00
00:59:40.000 Yeah, it would take over these people. 1.00
00:59:41.000 It would take over these people.
00:59:42.000 It was in the guy's toilet.
00:59:44.000 You know who it was?
00:59:45.000 It was the guy who was in that HBO series, Homeland.
00:59:51.000 Oh, oh.
00:59:52.000 Mandy Patinkin?
00:59:53.000 No, it was the guy who was captured.
00:59:55.000 Remember?
00:59:56.000 He was captured and he was turned over.
00:59:57.000 The red-headed dude.
00:59:58.000 Oh, yeah.
00:59:59.000 Yeah, that guy. 1.00
01:00:00.000 What the fuck is that guy's name? 1.00
01:00:02.000 What the fuck's that guy's name? 1.00
01:00:03.000 I know what you're talking about, but this is a newer movie? 0.99
01:00:04.000 We can figure this out.
01:00:05.000 We're going to get to the bottom of this.
01:00:08.000 Well, first of all, that guy, find out the TV show Homeland First Season, and then you'll find the guy's name.
01:00:16.000 He's on Billions now.
01:00:17.000 Billions, that's right, that guy.
01:00:18.000 That guy's an awesome actor.
01:00:19.000 You know that guy has an English accent?
01:00:21.000 Yeah, he does.
01:00:22.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:00:22.000 I know that.
01:00:23.000 As good as he is?
01:00:24.000 At being an American?
01:00:26.000 That's creepy.
01:00:26.000 Well, it's kind of like, what's his name?
01:00:28.000 The Walking Dead guy.
01:00:29.000 Yeah.
01:00:29.000 Yeah, same guy.
01:00:31.000 I mean, same thing.
01:00:31.000 I'm getting there, hold on.
01:00:32.000 How are you doing, Jamie?
01:00:33.000 Wait, wait.
01:00:34.000 Also, Damien Lewis.
01:00:35.000 Damien Lewis.
01:00:36.000 Okay.
01:00:37.000 Go to Damien Lewis' IMDB. And there was a movie that he did a few years back that was a good fucking movie. 0.99
01:00:44.000 It was a Stephen King movie. 0.98
01:00:45.000 I wasn't the right one.
01:00:46.000 I just never heard of it.
01:00:46.000 It's called Dreamcatcher.
01:00:48.000 Dreamcatcher.
01:00:48.000 That's it.
01:00:49.000 I was thinking white trash. 1.00
01:00:50.000 That's why I was thinking white trash. 1.00
01:00:52.000 I was like, white trash, white trash, trailer trash, dream catcher! 1.00
01:00:56.000 Same kind of thing, though. 1.00
01:00:58.000 White trash loves dream catchers. 1.00
01:00:59.000 That is the barbed wire around the bicep tattoo of the house accoutrements. 0.99
01:01:06.000 A dream catcher?
01:01:08.000 Yeah.
01:01:08.000 Yeah.
01:01:09.000 Why do people love...
01:01:10.000 People love... 1.00
01:01:10.000 Whenever you see someone had one, you're like, dude, fuck, man. 1.00
01:01:13.000 Bummer. 1.00
01:01:13.000 Bummer. 1.00
01:01:14.000 When my kids were five, they liked it.
01:01:16.000 Where's your puka shells?
01:01:16.000 Yeah.
01:01:17.000 When your child just learns about the world.
01:01:20.000 It's just not a good piece of art.
01:01:21.000 I'm sorry.
01:01:22.000 Adults think it's wonderful. 0.99
01:01:23.000 The best dream catcher sucks. 1.00
01:01:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:01:25.000 Right? 1.00
01:01:25.000 You notice everyone that has a dream catcher hasn't caught one dream yet? 1.00
01:01:29.000 They're fucking... 0.99
01:01:29.000 Dude, it's true. 0.99
01:01:31.000 It's a dream thief.
01:01:32.000 It steals dreams.
01:01:33.000 It's a dream thief. 1.00
01:01:33.000 Yeah, it catches them, but you don't fucking get them, dummy. 1.00
01:01:35.000 If you were in a girl's house, imagine if you were single, and after all this conversation, the girl you dreams, she's got a goddamn dream catcher over the bed, and you're like, fuck. 1.00
01:01:46.000 She's perfect in every single way. 1.00
01:01:47.000 Every other way.
01:01:48.000 But she believes in astrology, and she has a dream catcher.
01:01:53.000 It was so right.
01:01:55.000 It was exactly who I am.
01:01:58.000 It said I was smart and creative and gifted and that I'm beyond generous to my friends, which is totally true. 1.00
01:02:05.000 She wants you to rub, what is it, crystals or gems in your hand before you fuck? 1.00
01:02:09.000 She's like, can you roll these in your wrists before we get... 1.00
01:02:12.000 No, they will match your intentions.
01:02:14.000 They'll change colors if you're really your true self.
01:02:17.000 Be me, I'll be you.
01:02:18.000 Bro, how often when somebody goes, what's your astrological sign? 0.99
01:02:22.000 I'm always like, oh, get the fuck away from me. 0.97
01:02:25.000 Yeah, but I am a Leo, and Leos are supposed to be kind of douchey in a little bit of a way. 0.99
01:02:30.000 Oh, well.
01:02:30.000 They're very aggressive.
01:02:31.000 What does it all mean?
01:02:32.000 Aren't Leos supposed to be confident or something like that? 1.00
01:02:35.000 I think it's all bullshit. 1.00
01:02:35.000 I'm a Libra. 1.00
01:02:36.000 Does that mean I'm like every fucking guy born in October? 1.00
01:02:38.000 That's absurd. 1.00
01:02:38.000 Yes, you are. 1.00
01:02:39.000 You should all get together and form a fucking club. 1.00
01:02:41.000 October buds. 1.00
01:02:43.000 And then you would get banned from Facebook for being racist.
01:02:45.000 Libra boys. 0.97
01:02:47.000 It'd be all white guys. 0.94
01:02:48.000 It'd be like the new Proud Boys.
01:02:49.000 It's the Libra Boys.
01:02:51.000 By the way, I can't wait for Sober October for me to keep drinking.
01:02:53.000 I want to come on the show and have a drink just to watch you guys battle nonsense.
01:02:57.000 I don't know what we're going to do.
01:02:59.000 Whatever you do, I'm still not going to be sober.
01:03:00.000 It's my birthday month. 1.00
01:03:01.000 I can't fuck with that shit. 1.00
01:03:02.000 Well, the real problem is the time commitment. 1.00
01:03:04.000 I have podcasts that are booked all the way up to then. 0.98
01:03:09.000 And I know there's going to be a lot of shit I have to do. 0.98
01:03:11.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:03:12.000 I can't dedicate too much time.
01:03:14.000 I can't do what I did last year.
01:03:16.000 Let's do the Snickers challenge.
01:03:17.000 I think that's the best way to do it.
01:03:18.000 Ooh.
01:03:19.000 Let's do it.
01:03:19.000 Let's do it.
01:03:20.000 What if you do a different kind of challenge?
01:03:21.000 I know, but what about a different kind of challenge?
01:03:23.000 I would tap out first. 1.00
01:03:24.000 I'm like, you guys keep your fucking shitty headaches. 1.00
01:03:28.000 I'm going to go have a salad. 1.00
01:03:30.000 We're going to just do a deep fake.
01:03:32.000 Someone's going to do a deep fake of Joe eating Snickers. 0.99
01:03:33.000 Just fucking making him phony. 0.99
01:03:35.000 I've been doing it. 0.99
01:03:36.000 That was the other thing.
01:03:37.000 We had an idea of who could read the most books, the most pages.
01:03:41.000 But the problem with that is Bert would go, read it, read it, read it, read it.
01:03:44.000 He'd just pound through all the pages.
01:03:45.000 Number one, yes!
01:03:47.000 He can't read.
01:03:47.000 But he'll lie.
01:03:49.000 Look, I asked him if he could do the split.
01:03:50.000 He goes, yeah!
01:03:51.000 Can you do the split?
01:03:52.000 I go, I can do the split.
01:03:53.000 He goes, do it!
01:03:54.000 So I did this basically.
01:03:55.000 I was like an inch off the ground.
01:03:57.000 And he's like, oh, you can really do it?
01:03:59.000 So he went to do it.
01:04:00.000 He's like, he couldn't do it at all.
01:04:01.000 He's not even remotely flexible.
01:04:03.000 It's not like there was a time in his life where he could do the split.
01:04:06.000 But here he is, 44 years old, faking he could do the splits.
01:04:10.000 I'm like, what are you doing, Bert?
01:04:11.000 Why would you lie about that?
01:04:12.000 He might seem like a guy that could do the splits. 0.99
01:04:13.000 For a guy that's been sitting on dick for that many years, I figured he could do the splits. 0.99
01:04:16.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:04:18.000 For bouncing on so much cock, I'm surprised Bert doesn't do the splits. 0.99
01:04:21.000 He's just a funny dude. 0.99
01:04:22.000 You can tell he can do the splits.
01:04:24.000 I can't let that happen. 1.00
01:04:25.000 No, fuck that. 1.00
01:04:26.000 Can't let that happen. 1.00
01:04:26.000 Well, I want to be invited so I can sit with Jamie and have a drink and get high while you guys do sober shit. 1.00
01:04:31.000 It has to be some sort of a legitimate test. 0.98
01:04:35.000 It just can't be too involved.
01:04:37.000 I can't do it anymore.
01:04:39.000 Yeah, get me and Jamie in one of those bubbles so we can just get high and drunk and roll over. 1.00
01:04:43.000 Yeah, give me the bubbles, bitch. 1.00
01:04:44.000 This is the new feature of the Joe Rogan experience. 1.00
01:04:46.000 I know, I love this shit. 1.00
01:04:46.000 It's the bubble machine. 1.00
01:04:48.000 First featured on the Duncan Trussell podcast, number 1313. It was Duncan's request that he be on that spiritual number.
01:04:55.000 Spiritual numbers are really important.
01:04:57.000 It's really spreading around.
01:04:59.000 Have you ever used acupuncture?
01:05:01.000 I have.
01:05:01.000 I love it.
01:05:02.000 Is it legit? 0.99
01:05:02.000 It's legit as fuck. 0.99
01:05:03.000 I love it. 0.99
01:05:04.000 Interesting.
01:05:04.000 It's wonderful.
01:05:05.000 They say it's legit.
01:05:06.000 You've never done it?
01:05:07.000 No. 1.00
01:05:07.000 Fuck, you would love it. 1.00
01:05:08.000 Yeah, I did do it once, but I did it with a dude who did some... 1.00
01:05:10.000 He just was a little weird. 0.70
01:05:12.000 He wanted you to drink certain herbs and shit, and he couldn't tell you why. 0.99
01:05:17.000 I just went to a fucking dope acupuncturist and got it done, and it's great. 1.00
01:05:21.000 My face fucked me up. 1.00
01:05:23.000 My face was getting fucking me up. 1.00
01:05:24.000 Ooh. 0.99
01:05:25.000 That scared me.
01:05:25.000 Maybe they put it in your face?
01:05:26.000 All over your face?
01:05:26.000 Yeah, a little time.
01:05:27.000 Everywhere?
01:05:28.000 No, no.
01:05:28.000 In your sinuses.
01:05:29.000 How about your eyes? 1.00
01:05:30.000 Boop, boop, like in your sinuses and shit. 1.00
01:05:31.000 If they could fix your eyes. 1.00
01:05:33.000 If you could make your eyes per- What's wrong with my fucking eyes? 1.00
01:05:34.000 20-20 vision. 1.00
01:05:35.000 Maybe it was slipping.
01:05:36.000 I'm 19-20, I think.
01:05:38.000 What if it got to like 40-40?
01:05:40.000 50-50. 0.98
01:05:41.000 Sick. 1.00
01:05:41.000 Then I can see shit through three feet of ice. 1.00
01:05:43.000 Is it the opposite or the other way? 0.99
01:05:45.000 What is it like?
01:05:45.000 No.
01:05:46.000 8-8 is like the most insane vision ever.
01:05:49.000 Is it?
01:05:50.000 The smaller number at a second is the better vision.
01:05:52.000 Yeah, so I'm saying 50-50, bro. 1.00
01:05:54.000 You'd be blind as fuck. 1.00
01:05:55.000 I'm 50-50. 0.99
01:05:57.000 But they can fix it, but you've got to keep your eyes open, like that movie Clockwork Orange.
01:06:02.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:06:02.000 Prop your eyes open and just puncture the shit out of your eyeballs. 0.99
01:06:07.000 So you're looking up. 1.00
01:06:08.000 I see these spears coming out of your eyeballs. 1.00
01:06:10.000 Dude, there's people that get tattoos on their fucking eyes. 1.00
01:06:13.000 Have you seen that shit? 1.00
01:06:13.000 They get them on the whites of their eyes. 1.00
01:06:15.000 You did a bad thing.
01:06:16.000 Bad person. 1.00
01:06:18.000 Dumb person. 1.00
01:06:19.000 Tattoo your fucking eyeballs, dude. 1.00
01:06:21.000 I see someone like that. 1.00
01:06:22.000 I imagine being that guy's dad.
01:06:26.000 Imagine being his friend.
01:06:27.000 But his dad.
01:06:28.000 Like, you raised a boy.
01:06:30.000 And whatever happened, whether it is a chemical imbalance or whatever happened, what happened?
01:06:37.000 Was it abuse?
01:06:38.000 I don't know what happened.
01:06:39.000 Well, for sure, something.
01:06:40.000 Something happened. 1.00
01:06:41.000 Parent, people are fucked. 1.00
01:06:42.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 1.00
01:06:43.000 That guy...
01:06:45.000 In San Diego, I was telling you about it.
01:06:46.000 A man threw sandals at me this weekend at my show.
01:06:49.000 Yeah, what happened?
01:06:50.000 I called him Sandal Steve.
01:06:54.000 There's two embarrassing parts of this story. 0.97
01:06:56.000 For this man, the Sunday show was fucking phenomenal in San Diego. 0.99
01:07:00.000 It was so fucking dope. 0.99
01:07:01.000 We sold out the weekend. 0.99
01:07:02.000 And then Sunday show was incredible.
01:07:05.000 Everyone's having a good time.
01:07:06.000 I'm joking around at the end of my show, very end, about...
01:07:10.000 People in San Diego think wearing sandals with jeans is appropriate.
01:07:13.000 I was like, that's just, that's San Diego.
01:07:15.000 It's like button down, but I have sandals on. 0.99
01:07:16.000 It's like, douchebags fucking have their toes out, but wear like pants. 0.99
01:07:20.000 And some guys are like, hey! 1.00
01:07:21.000 I'm like, let me guess, you're wearing jeans with sandals?
01:07:23.000 And he brings up a sandal.
01:07:24.000 And I'm like, alright, sandal Steve.
01:07:26.000 Sandal Steve's everybody.
01:07:26.000 And he goes, my name is Steve!
01:07:28.000 And I was like, this fucking guy. 0.99
01:07:31.000 Did you record this set? 1.00
01:07:32.000 No, and I fucking wish I could. 0.99
01:07:34.000 That was the only one I didn't fucking record. 0.99
01:07:36.000 Of course, that's the universe. 0.99
01:07:37.000 Of course. 0.99
01:07:38.000 So, I turn to the left, and this dude throws a fucking... 0.99
01:07:43.000 I see it out of the corner of my eye. 0.99
01:07:45.000 Oh my god.
01:07:45.000 But when the sandal hit the curtain...
01:07:48.000 Actually, in La Jolla, they have the old comedy store sign.
01:07:50.000 Do you know that?
01:07:51.000 They brought that down, the old neon.
01:07:52.000 Yeah, they have the old neon now. 1.00
01:07:54.000 It hit the neon, and I was like, dude, what the fuck was that shit? 0.99
01:07:59.000 And it kind of, you know when something doesn't register? 1.00
01:08:01.000 Because I was like, no way.
01:08:02.000 What if he broke the neon?
01:08:03.000 Dude, bro, murder.
01:08:04.000 So I turn, and then as I'm turning, another sandal gets tossed on stage.
01:08:08.000 Not thrown, but like tossed.
01:08:10.000 And... 0.99
01:08:10.000 I immediately, I was like, wait, what the fuck? 0.99
01:08:13.000 And he's going like this, hey, bro! 1.00
01:08:15.000 And the staff is coming up and grabbing this fucking moron. 1.00
01:08:19.000 And two dudes are standing up in the audience, ready to swing. 1.00
01:08:22.000 People were like, it was a commotion. 1.00
01:08:25.000 And I was like, what the fuck? 0.99
01:08:26.000 And he goes, I'm just kidding around, we're kidding around. 1.00
01:08:27.000 And they were like, get the fuck out, dude. 0.97
01:08:28.000 And he goes, come on, man, I'm a big fan. 0.99
01:08:30.000 I go, dude, get the fuck out. 1.00
01:08:32.000 You can't throw Get the fuck out of here! 0.99
01:08:34.000 So they remove the dude, but the best part, or the most unfortunate part is, it's his daughter's 21st birthday. 0.98
01:08:40.000 And she's a big fan.
01:08:42.000 Right? 1.00
01:08:43.000 Your shithead dad threw sandals at your fucking door. 1.00
01:08:46.000 So of course, if she's listening... 1.00
01:08:50.000 I love you.
01:08:50.000 Thanks for being a fan.
01:08:51.000 Sorry your dad is a fucking moron and threw his sandals at us because that's how you get kicked out. 1.00
01:08:56.000 That's sad. 1.00
01:08:57.000 Dude, he threw them at my fucking head. 1.00
01:08:59.000 It missed my head by like a foot. 1.00
01:09:01.000 And he thinks, I'm just kidding around.
01:09:03.000 Like, no, dude, it's not funny.
01:09:05.000 You can't throw sandals at people. 1.00
01:09:07.000 You can't throw shit at people. 1.00
01:09:08.000 No, you can't throw shit at people. 1.00
01:09:09.000 And the poor girl, man. 1.00
01:09:10.000 I've never seen someone so embarrassed. 0.99
01:09:12.000 She was getting her purse and shit, and she's like, wavering through the crowd. 0.99
01:09:16.000 And the son is like, can I get back his sandals? 1.00
01:09:19.000 And I was like, get the fuck out of here. 0.96
01:09:20.000 It doesn't usually happen. 0.75
01:09:22.000 It's rare. 1.00
01:09:23.000 You gotta do some dumb shit. 1.00
01:09:25.000 It does happen. 1.00
01:09:26.000 Hey, man.
01:09:27.000 This guy got kicked out at the improv.
01:09:29.000 Yeah.
01:09:29.000 He was heckling everybody.
01:09:30.000 And then when I got on stage, I mean, he was just so loud.
01:09:33.000 And they just grabbed him. 1.00
01:09:34.000 And I go, dude, you gotta shut the fuck up, man. 1.00
01:09:37.000 What are you doing? 1.00
01:09:38.000 What are you doing? 1.00
01:09:38.000 This is ridiculous. 1.00
01:09:39.000 You know you're interrupting. 0.97
01:09:40.000 And they just grabbed him.
01:09:42.000 And the lady who was in front of him, who's his girlfriend, they're kicking him out.
01:09:46.000 They go, sir, you're gonna leave.
01:09:47.000 She looks at me and she goes, did you do this?
01:09:50.000 I go, did I do that? 1.00
01:09:52.000 No, bitch. 1.00
01:09:52.000 I go, this is your fucking problem. 1.00
01:09:54.000 This is your life in a nutshell. 1.00
01:09:55.000 You were here with him.
01:09:57.000 You saw what happened.
01:09:58.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:09:59.000 You saw me tell the guy, what the fuck are you doing, man? 0.99
01:10:02.000 Then you saw the staff kick him out. 0.99
01:10:04.000 Then you asked me, did I do this?
01:10:06.000 But you know I didn't do this.
01:10:08.000 You did this, Joe.
01:10:09.000 No, you did this. 1.00
01:10:10.000 But imagine the kind of enabling where you're right next to the guy who's yelling out stupid shit, interrupting the show. 1.00
01:10:18.000 You're watching the staff come over. 1.00
01:10:21.000 You're watching this guy get kicked out and she looks at me like, did you do this?
01:10:24.000 Did I do this?
01:10:26.000 You gotta get your life in order!
01:10:27.000 Lady, hey, clean your room. 1.00
01:10:29.000 Clean your room, bitch. 1.00
01:10:30.000 Clean your fucking room, bitch. 1.00
01:10:31.000 That's your problem. 1.00
01:10:32.000 It was so crazy.
01:10:33.000 I was like, you saw.
01:10:34.000 You were here with me.
01:10:35.000 The crowd was going apeshit. 0.50
01:10:37.000 But they think it's your fault. 0.91
01:10:38.000 Those two people.
01:10:40.000 She thought it was my fault.
01:10:41.000 Everybody else thought it was hilarious.
01:10:43.000 The rest of the crowd is so angry at them.
01:10:45.000 Because it's so indicative of what we know to be true about certain people.
01:10:50.000 There are certain people that blame everyone else except themselves.
01:10:54.000 Totally.
01:10:54.000 Always.
01:10:55.000 Totally.
01:10:56.000 When you're watching a guy who says, she's like, he loves you. 0.99
01:10:59.000 I was like, well, he's ruining the fucking show. 1.00
01:11:01.000 Like, you just don't come to a show if you can't keep your fucking, your Tourette's in check. 1.00
01:11:07.000 You just want to scream shit out and just be acknowledged. 1.00
01:11:10.000 It's crazy. 1.00
01:11:11.000 You're ruining the whole show.
01:11:12.000 This sounds fake.
01:11:13.000 The same show, the Sunday show, we were joking around how crazy it was, in the middle of a setup. 0.90
01:11:17.000 I'm about to tell a fucking setup, and a guy goes, Santino, what's your favorite thing about San Diego? 0.93
01:11:24.000 And I was like, what? 0.99
01:11:26.000 What?
01:11:26.000 And he goes, I'll just...
01:11:28.000 And everybody goes, boo!
01:11:30.000 I mean, everyone's lighting him up, because they were like, is this...
01:11:33.000 Some people get so excited sometimes, and I don't...
01:11:36.000 I love...
01:11:37.000 The dude was a nice dude who was just like, bro...
01:11:40.000 Yeah.
01:11:40.000 You've got to know the rules of the thing.
01:11:42.000 You can't just do it.
01:11:43.000 He's been out by the beach too much.
01:11:46.000 Too much, bro.
01:11:46.000 There's those guys that it's too much salt air and too much sun, and they're cooked.
01:11:52.000 They're like a slow...
01:11:53.000 You know how if you're going to smoke a piece of fish, if you put your hand in there, it doesn't even seem like you would do anything.
01:11:59.000 Right.
01:12:00.000 You seem like you'd be fine.
01:12:01.000 Yeah.
01:12:01.000 You live there forever.
01:12:03.000 But you can't.
01:12:03.000 After like four or five hours, you become a smoked piece of fish, right?
01:12:07.000 That's what happens to those dudes' brains. 0.74
01:12:09.000 Smoked fish.
01:12:09.000 A certain amount of those guys' brains that are always by the beach, they don't drink enough water, they just get old and leathery.
01:12:15.000 Right. 0.94
01:12:16.000 Oh, the leather thing is gross. 0.96
01:12:17.000 Their brain's leathery. 0.96
01:12:19.000 Yeah. 0.97
01:12:19.000 When you see them on the outside, they look leathery. 0.97
01:12:21.000 Their brain looks like that too, man.
01:12:23.000 I mean, I'm not a doctor. 0.97
01:12:24.000 They're smoked.
01:12:25.000 They're smoked.
01:12:26.000 They're slowly smoked.
01:12:46.000 Not right now. 1.00
01:12:47.000 Don't ask Mexicans to beat up white people right now. 1.00
01:12:49.000 It's a bad time. 1.00
01:12:50.000 I'm imploring all Mexicans to beat up Mexicans. 1.00
01:12:53.000 All this wall talk, they'll throw in a few extra shots. 1.00
01:12:55.000 Mexicans should beat up everybody. 1.00
01:12:56.000 Beat up everybody, Mexicans. 1.00
01:12:57.000 That's Andrew Santino saying that. 1.00
01:12:59.000 They might have my favorite food.
01:13:01.000 I've been thinking about this.
01:13:03.000 I think...
01:13:04.000 Mexican's the best.
01:13:04.000 Not my favorite food...
01:13:06.000 Here's the thing.
01:13:08.000 Honestly.
01:13:08.000 It really varies.
01:13:10.000 Like sometimes my favorite food is steak.
01:13:12.000 Sometimes my favorite food is Italian.
01:13:14.000 But my favorite food, when I know I probably shouldn't be eating it, but I want to eat it anyway...
01:13:21.000 It's like a lengua quesadilla from a real Mexican joint.
01:13:25.000 Like that place I've taken you guys to.
01:13:27.000 There's a joint in the valley.
01:13:29.000 You go there, they have Mexican soap operas on TV. Those girls with the big tits and the red dresses. 1.00
01:13:36.000 Always, right? 0.99
01:13:37.000 And everyone in there is like locals.
01:13:39.000 They're like a bunch of dudes who are getting off work.
01:13:42.000 It's like a...
01:13:43.000 Real small, hole-in-the-wall type place.
01:13:45.000 Everyone speaks Spanish.
01:13:47.000 100%.
01:13:47.000 Everything's written in Spanish.
01:13:48.000 The food is off the fucking charts, dude. 1.00
01:13:51.000 It's off the charts. 1.00
01:13:52.000 You get lengua quesadilla, bro, with the spicy sauce.
01:13:56.000 What kind of meat is in there?
01:13:58.000 Lengua.
01:13:59.000 Tongue.
01:13:59.000 Lengua tongue.
01:14:00.000 Yeah, beef tongue.
01:14:00.000 It's beef tongue.
01:14:01.000 It's sensational.
01:14:02.000 Dude, it's so good.
01:14:04.000 I'm going.
01:14:04.000 Get one of those.
01:14:05.000 They have all kinds of tacos.
01:14:07.000 Oh, my God.
01:14:07.000 What's your death row meal, then?
01:14:08.000 Is Mexican in your death row meal?
01:14:10.000 I'm not eating before I go. 1.00
01:14:11.000 Fuck all that bullshit. 1.00
01:14:12.000 Really? 1.00
01:14:12.000 Yeah, if you're going to kill me, you want me to have a good time eating lobster first? 1.00
01:14:15.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:14:16.000 I'm eating death row meal for sure. 1.00
01:14:17.000 I'm not eating shit. 1.00
01:14:18.000 I'm eating all of that shit. 1.00
01:14:19.000 I'm just thinking of trying to take one guy out when he tries to get me from the jail. 1.00
01:14:22.000 That's all my concentration is on. 1.00
01:14:25.000 Come get me, bitch. 1.00
01:14:26.000 I'm eating. 1.00
01:14:27.000 If you're going to kill me, come on, man. 0.99
01:14:29.000 I'm not eating a lobster. 1.00
01:14:31.000 Well, I'm not going to eat a fucking lobster. 1.00
01:14:33.000 I'm trying to figure out a way to kill you. 1.00
01:14:35.000 If they're trying to kill you, you're trying to figure out a way to kill them? 1.00
01:14:37.000 I'm taking somebody. 1.00
01:14:39.000 Just one guard gets murdered.
01:14:41.000 Yeah.
01:14:41.000 Yeah, that's a good way out.
01:14:43.000 I'll fuck up one guard. 0.97
01:14:44.000 Don't you think you would be thinking that way? 0.99
01:14:45.000 No. 1.00
01:14:46.000 Unless you did something horrific and you want to die and you know you're terrible. 0.64
01:14:51.000 But what if you were wrongfully accused? 1.00
01:14:53.000 If I'm wrongfully accused and I'm on death row, I'm trying to kill somebody. 1.00
01:14:59.000 Or you kill yourself when they get to you. 0.99
01:15:00.000 Yeah, but how do you? 0.95
01:15:02.000 It's so hard in jail.
01:15:03.000 They make it real hard.
01:15:04.000 They keep things from you that you could kill yourself with, which is horrific.
01:15:08.000 Yeah, they put you in just a room.
01:15:09.000 Because the problem is you could kill somebody else with it, right? 1.00
01:15:12.000 They left some wire with fucking handles on it. 0.99
01:15:16.000 You're not going to turn that in, right? 0.99
01:15:17.000 That's going to get passed around. 0.90
01:15:19.000 Some dudes are going to die.
01:15:22.000 Yeah, but I do think, though, if death row's coming up on you, you're thinking a lot differently.
01:15:27.000 Yeah.
01:15:27.000 You're not thinking about killing the guards.
01:15:28.000 You're thinking about fucking... 1.00
01:15:30.000 What? 1.00
01:15:31.000 Please, God.
01:15:32.000 People find God when they're about to die.
01:15:34.000 You do.
01:15:34.000 But the way to avoid those horrific thoughts is to plan a murder.
01:15:38.000 Ha! 0.89
01:15:42.000 Just think, like, how fast can I get to one of these guys before they can pile up on me?
01:15:48.000 Think about what it would take, though, to get to that place when you're like...
01:15:53.000 That's it. 1.00
01:15:54.000 I'm going to have to fucking just kill everyone I see. 1.00
01:15:56.000 Jesus. 1.00
01:15:56.000 Because I'm done. 1.00
01:15:57.000 That's always the appeal of a show like The Punisher.
01:16:00.000 Like the comic book. 1.00
01:16:01.000 They always did a shit job with that fucking comic book. 1.00
01:16:05.000 I mean, I heard The Punisher on Netflix was good. 1.00
01:16:07.000 I didn't see that.
01:16:08.000 I didn't watch it.
01:16:09.000 But the movies, they had a Dolph Lundgren movie.
01:16:11.000 He didn't even have real stubble. 1.00
01:16:12.000 It's the dumbest shit of all time. 1.00
01:16:14.000 Because, by the way, this is before HD. They faked his weird? 1.00
01:16:18.000 They faked his stubble.
01:16:19.000 And obviously fake!
01:16:22.000 Ah!
01:16:22.000 VSB! Was it Coffee Grounds?
01:16:24.000 It looked so bad.
01:16:25.000 It looked like a bad stipple.
01:16:26.000 Like they took a wet sponge and dipped it in some dirt and rubbed it on his face and they pretended that it was a 5 o'clock shadow. 0.99
01:16:32.000 I mean, whoever the fucking makeup artist was, they should have got the fucking Academy Award for parody. 1.00
01:16:37.000 Worst shit ever! 1.00
01:16:38.000 But it's almost like they made it a comedy. 1.00
01:16:40.000 It's almost like they know this movie's a piece of shit, and they are going to make the makeup so bad and so dumb looking. 1.00
01:16:46.000 Hey, that's us. 1.00
01:16:47.000 That's us, dude. 0.97
01:16:48.000 They're going to make the makeup looking so dumb that nobody believes it's real. 0.95
01:16:52.000 Close it up on it. 0.98
01:16:53.000 God, look how young he is there, Dolph.
01:16:55.000 I think it's not clear.
01:16:56.000 It's not clear.
01:16:57.000 Well, that's why, because it's not in HD, you know?
01:16:59.000 Yeah, well, it... 0.99
01:17:00.000 Goddamn. 0.99
01:17:02.000 Dude, it looks so fake. 1.00
01:17:03.000 It's hard to tell.
01:17:05.000 No, but you can see.
01:17:06.000 If you watch the actual movie, did you Google Dolph Lundgren fake stubble?
01:17:11.000 Not Punisher.
01:17:11.000 I just did Punisher just so we could see pictures from it.
01:17:13.000 I didn't want to have anything doctored.
01:17:15.000 Okay, just write Dolph Lundgren Punisher fake stubble.
01:17:20.000 Just try that.
01:17:21.000 Fake stubble.
01:17:22.000 Can we have that?
01:17:23.000 Maybe nobody noticed this but me.
01:17:25.000 Do we have that Mike special anymore?
01:17:26.000 Where is that?
01:17:27.000 Where is it?
01:17:28.000 Oh, the Mike Tyson special?
01:17:29.000 Yeah.
01:17:30.000 There was a close-up.
01:17:32.000 I remember there was a close-up.
01:17:33.000 He was lying down.
01:17:34.000 I was like, this is so fake.
01:17:35.000 Well, I mean, right there you can tell. 1.00
01:17:36.000 That looks like shit. 0.99
01:17:37.000 It's hard to tell. 1.00
01:17:39.000 I remember watching on TV going, what?
01:17:42.000 What is this?
01:17:43.000 That looks bad.
01:17:44.000 Oh, right there.
01:17:45.000 There you go.
01:17:46.000 Perfect.
01:17:47.000 It's smudge.
01:17:48.000 Stringy sideburns coming down.
01:17:49.000 Yeah.
01:17:50.000 He just dusted his face with some dirt, it looks like.
01:17:53.000 Exactly!
01:17:54.000 You know what that's like when a kid in junior high is trying to get facial hair for the first time?
01:17:59.000 He's got a stiver.
01:18:00.000 Accentuates it.
01:18:02.000 I've been thinking of rocking a police mustache. 1.00
01:18:05.000 Fuck you, no way. 1.00
01:18:06.000 Really? 1.00
01:18:07.000 You've got to get a bushy one, though.
01:18:08.000 It's got to be bushy.
01:18:09.000 You've got to get real bushy. 0.99
01:18:10.000 How about one like Mike Beltran when I roll up the fucking, the hairs grow long? 0.99
01:18:15.000 You've got to get like Wolford Brimley. 0.99
01:18:17.000 You know who Mike Beltran is?
01:18:19.000 You know who I'm talking about?
01:18:19.000 No.
01:18:20.000 He's one of the top MMA referees.
01:18:22.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I've seen that dude.
01:18:24.000 His mustache comes down like this, like Cinderella's hair.
01:18:28.000 Yeah, he's got like a, yeah, handlebars, handlebars. 0.99
01:18:32.000 Big old jacked dude, too, with crazy ass mustache. 1.00
01:18:36.000 You wouldn't fucking do a mustache. 1.00
01:18:38.000 Maybe I'll do one like that. 1.00
01:18:39.000 There's Mike Beltran, look at that shit. 1.00
01:18:40.000 You have to grow that mustache for decades. 1.00
01:18:43.000 How long does it take to grow a mustache like that?
01:18:45.000 Forever, but braiding it kind of, I mean, dude, come on.
01:18:48.000 Would you get an extension added to it so you could skip some time? 0.98
01:18:50.000 That's bullshit, I wouldn't lie like that. 0.57
01:18:54.000 I'd wear last extensions. 1.00
01:18:56.000 Your fucking mustache weave? 1.00
01:18:58.000 Yeah, maybe someone's done that. 1.00
01:19:00.000 I would imagine.
01:19:01.000 Maybe for a movie or something like that.
01:19:02.000 Oh, it's right over here.
01:19:04.000 The mustache weave?
01:19:08.000 It's a look, right?
01:19:09.000 But at a certain point in time, I would imagine you become a prisoner to that look.
01:19:13.000 Yeah, that's who you are then forever.
01:19:15.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:19:15.000 Like, I've had a beard for as long as I can remember, and so now if I shave it, I'm fucked. 0.99
01:19:21.000 I can't shave this. 0.98
01:19:22.000 Are you worried about it?
01:19:23.000 It's kind of strange that I can never get away from it now.
01:19:25.000 This is it.
01:19:26.000 I didn't think about it until you brought it up.
01:19:28.000 You've never seen me without a beard, right?
01:19:29.000 Who's this cat?
01:19:30.000 I remember playing in a band with this guy, and I'm pretty sure part of this is fake.
01:19:34.000 You played in a band with this guy?
01:19:35.000 Yes.
01:19:35.000 Hey, throwing him under the bus?
01:19:37.000 Not in his band, but my band played with them.
01:19:39.000 We opened up for this as a singer for Mudvayne.
01:19:41.000 Part of it is not real, but part of it is real.
01:19:43.000 He does have a really long one, but I remember seeing it up close, and it was like a rope or something. 0.99
01:19:48.000 God damn, it's crazy how long you can grow a fucking beard. 0.99
01:19:52.000 Yeah, that's absurd. 1.00
01:19:53.000 Why do you think that exists?
01:19:54.000 Like, why does hair on the head grow so long?
01:19:56.000 Why does hair on the face grow to those lengths?
01:19:59.000 It doesn't seem like it'd be useful.
01:20:00.000 Well, why would nature do that?
01:20:01.000 Yeah.
01:20:02.000 Why would we need it?
01:20:03.000 Because, like, arm hair doesn't grow that long.
01:20:05.000 It doesn't need to anymore.
01:20:06.000 Right, but why does beard hair grow long and arm hair stops?
01:20:10.000 Well, I think it's probably because...
01:20:12.000 Isn't that weird, though?
01:20:14.000 Well, that's like, you know the crown of the head hair?
01:20:16.000 You know this head hair here?
01:20:17.000 Yes.
01:20:17.000 Like, this will never, ever fall out.
01:20:20.000 It's genetically, biologically...
01:20:22.000 The hairs will never fall out on this crown.
01:20:24.000 That's right.
01:20:24.000 When you see someone...
01:20:25.000 Anybody that says completely bald is still here, we'll have hair.
01:20:27.000 I'm right here.
01:20:29.000 You have to have hair right here, though, forever.
01:20:31.000 That is weird, but what I don't understand is why can the hair on your head grow so long and the hair on your beard grow so long, but your arm hair and leg hair is always the same length.
01:20:39.000 But your pubes can get rather unruly. 1.00
01:20:43.000 Jamie, start to trim, you fucking filthy cunt. 1.00
01:20:46.000 Your pubes can get out of control. 1.00
01:20:48.000 Your pubes get out of control, Jamie. 0.95
01:20:50.000 Can I say atrocious? 0.90
01:20:51.000 Atrocious. 0.99
01:20:52.000 They get fucking repulsive. 0.99
01:20:53.000 It's also a different kind of hair. 0.99
01:20:54.000 Yeah.
01:20:55.000 Cube hair is weird.
01:20:55.000 Yes, yes.
01:20:56.000 It's angry.
01:20:58.000 Yeah, angry.
01:20:58.000 It's like protective hair.
01:20:59.000 Cut somebody with it.
01:21:00.000 It's like, you know what it is? 1.00
01:21:01.000 It protects you from filthy pussy. 1.00
01:21:05.000 Imagine if there's a reason for it. 1.00
01:21:07.000 Is there a reason why pube hairs are so thick?
01:21:09.000 Google that. 0.98
01:21:10.000 What could that fucking be? 0.99
01:21:11.000 Why is it so weird? 0.99
01:21:12.000 I was thinking it's like the thick shield around a wild boar's face.
01:21:17.000 Before thick comes up, why is it curly?
01:21:19.000 Why is it curly?
01:21:20.000 Why is it curly?
01:21:21.000 Why is it curly?
01:21:22.000 Yeah.
01:21:22.000 Imagine if it wasn't.
01:21:24.000 Ugh! 1.00
01:21:24.000 Straight dick hair? 1.00
01:21:25.000 Imagine if he went down on a girl and her pussy hair was like a wig. 1.00
01:21:29.000 Like, what is this? 1.00
01:21:31.000 All stringy and crazy.
01:21:32.000 She has it parted.
01:21:33.000 You're like, what is happening here? 1.00
01:21:35.000 A left hair parted pussy? 1.00
01:21:37.000 It's braided like my Beltran's beard. 1.00
01:21:40.000 Stupid. 1.00
01:21:42.000 There's this dumb picture that used to describe this. 1.00
01:21:45.000 It says that it helps prevent friction, both being coarser and thicker and curly and all that. 0.99
01:21:50.000 Listen, not the way I fuck. 0.97
01:21:52.000 What does that even mean, friction? 0.99
01:21:54.000 If you're trying to start a fire.
01:21:55.000 Skin on skin, so you don't get a skin. 1.00
01:21:57.000 Yeah, but how much hair is on your cock? 0.99
01:21:59.000 Both hairs. 0.99
01:22:00.000 It's like rubbing Velcro against each other, I suppose.
01:22:02.000 That's funny.
01:22:03.000 It just sticks.
01:22:05.000 If you were on meth and Viagra and you were in the desert, do you think you'd start a fire? 1.00
01:22:10.000 Do you fuck so hard you could start a fire? 1.00
01:22:13.000 Oh, no. 1.00
01:22:14.000 No water in the air.
01:22:15.000 Yeah, you're starting a fire.
01:22:17.000 If you're rubbing hard enough. 1.00
01:22:18.000 You're on meth and fucking listen to Slayer. 1.00
01:22:24.000 Woo! 1.00
01:22:25.000 I think that's better than the stick rolling.
01:22:30.000 How about the fiddle?
01:22:31.000 You ever do the fiddle?
01:22:32.000 Yeah, the bow.
01:22:32.000 The bow way.
01:22:33.000 Have you ever started a fire like that?
01:22:35.000 I've had to try at a camp, at a summer camp.
01:22:37.000 We had to do this one, we had to do a bow one, and then we had to do... 0.98
01:22:41.000 The wiggle one with your fingers is ridiculous. 0.95
01:22:43.000 What's this one? 0.98
01:22:44.000 The Flint one.
01:22:44.000 Yeah, Flint Snapping.
01:22:45.000 That's the much more likely one.
01:22:47.000 Yeah, that happens.
01:22:47.000 Yeah.
01:22:48.000 But this shit, this bullshit, is so fucking hard. 1.00
01:22:51.000 It's hard. 1.00
01:22:51.000 So hard. 1.00
01:22:52.000 I got to the point where it was burnt.
01:22:54.000 Like it was black. 0.95
01:22:56.000 Like it looked like- But it wouldn't catch.
01:22:57.000 I smelled it.
01:22:58.000 I was pretty close.
01:23:00.000 I think when I did it, I don't know when I did it, but I'm pretty sure I was like pre-teens.
01:23:06.000 Yeah, when you first start those things?
01:23:07.000 I think I was Boy Scouts when I was doing that.
01:23:09.000 You did Boy Scouts?
01:23:10.000 I did Boy Scouts.
01:23:10.000 For how long?
01:23:11.000 One year.
01:23:11.000 How long did you do Boy Scouts?
01:23:13.000 Yeah.
01:23:13.000 How long?
01:23:14.000 You seem like a long time.
01:23:15.000 Four.
01:23:15.000 Yeah.
01:23:16.000 I didn't make it to WeBlow or whatever that level.
01:23:18.000 You weren't strong enough, huh?
01:23:19.000 It was boring, bro. 1.00
01:23:22.000 Dude, I got fucking kidnapped almost by these criminals. 1.00
01:23:26.000 These little kids. 1.00
01:23:27.000 I went to Boy Scouts in Jamaica Plain, Boston.
01:23:30.000 Jamaica Plain is like a suburb of Boston.
01:23:32.000 Not really a suburb.
01:23:33.000 It's part of the city.
01:23:34.000 Isn't there one in New York, too?
01:23:35.000 Jamaica Plain?
01:23:36.000 Jamaica, Queens.
01:23:37.000 Jamaica, Queens.
01:23:38.000 That's right.
01:23:38.000 Jamaica Plain in Boston is more gentrified now.
01:23:42.000 The white people are spreading out.
01:23:44.000 And there was white people there when I lived there, too.
01:23:46.000 But they were like... 0.99
01:23:48.000 Angry Irish people who will punch you in the face. 1.00
01:23:50.000 I wasn't used to being around people like that. 0.90
01:23:53.000 I lived in San Francisco and then I lived in Florida.
01:23:56.000 And then all of a sudden I lived with these, like, really wild people, man.
01:24:03.000 What was my point?
01:24:04.000 What were we just talking about that led me to this?
01:24:07.000 Huh, about Jamaica?
01:24:09.000 What?
01:24:09.000 About what?
01:24:10.000 Right before that.
01:24:11.000 About why you're talking about the angry Boston people?
01:24:14.000 Yeah.
01:24:14.000 What was it?
01:24:15.000 I know you just asked me a question, too.
01:24:17.000 I can't remember what it was I answered.
01:24:19.000 I had a point.
01:24:20.000 I had a significant point.
01:24:22.000 I completely lost it.
01:24:24.000 So we were talking about angry people...
01:24:28.000 Fire.
01:24:28.000 Building a fire.
01:24:29.000 Yeah, building a fire.
01:24:30.000 And Boy Scouts.
01:24:31.000 Oh, Boy Scouts.
01:24:31.000 That's what it was.
01:24:32.000 So I went to camp with these fucking kids that lived in this really tough neighborhood. 0.99
01:24:36.000 And there was a lot of Puerto Rican kids, and a lot of Italian kids, and there was Irish kids. 0.99
01:24:41.000 It was all ethnicities, but it was basically like low-income people.
01:24:45.000 And it was the first time I was ever around kids that were legitimately dangerous.
01:24:49.000 When I lived in Florida, we were around like... 0.99
01:24:52.000 Alligators and shit. 0.98
01:24:54.000 We used to go into the swamps. 0.99
01:24:56.000 We'd find snapping turtles.
01:24:57.000 I lived there for a couple years.
01:24:58.000 But it didn't seem dangerous in terms of the kids that I was interacting with.
01:25:02.000 Then all of a sudden I was in Jamaica playing and they were dangerous kids. 1.00
01:25:06.000 Tough ass kids. 0.98
01:25:07.000 They were tough ass kids. 0.98
01:25:08.000 And I didn't know... 0.99
01:25:10.000 I'd never had sex. 0.99
01:25:11.000 And I didn't know what way a penis goes in. 1.00
01:25:13.000 I didn't know it goes up. 0.99
01:25:15.000 I didn't even consider it.
01:25:16.000 But this kid, his name was Pauly Hudson.
01:25:18.000 He lived right next to me.
01:25:19.000 He shamed me. 1.00
01:25:20.000 He goes, you probably don't even know that a dick goes up in a pussy. 1.00
01:25:24.000 Fuck, he's right. 1.00
01:25:25.000 I was like, he does? 1.00
01:25:27.000 I was 11. I was like, really?
01:25:29.000 I was trying to figure out how that would work.
01:25:31.000 I was like, I guess I wasn't 11. I was 13. 13 was when I lived in Boston.
01:25:35.000 But I was like, what?
01:25:36.000 Okay.
01:25:37.000 It goes up?
01:25:39.000 Wow!
01:25:40.000 You could have said that nicer!
01:25:43.000 You could have just said, did you know that it goes up? 0.83
01:25:45.000 Every other kid that I had ever encountered probably would have said, hey, did you know that when you have sex, it doesn't go straight in. 1.00
01:25:53.000 Because when you think about having sex, you would think your penis would go straight forward. 1.00
01:25:56.000 You think your dick goes like this? 1.00
01:25:58.000 You think it would go like that? 1.00
01:25:58.000 You'd never think you would go up. 1.00
01:26:00.000 You're like, oh, of course. 0.71
01:26:01.000 Why else would boners be like that?
01:26:04.000 Right?
01:26:04.000 It wouldn't make sense to do it.
01:26:05.000 You'd have to hold them down to get them into the proper position.
01:26:09.000 Okay, no. 1.00
01:26:10.000 Anyway, I went to fucking Boy Scout camp with these criminals. 1.00
01:26:13.000 Dude, the first night, they tied this kid up. 1.00
01:26:17.000 He was sleeping.
01:26:19.000 He was soundly asleep.
01:26:20.000 He was a little annoying, but either way, they tied this kid up on his bed.
01:26:24.000 He had a little cot, and they dragged him into the woods. 0.99
01:26:27.000 It was dark as fuck. 0.98
01:26:30.000 It was New Hampshire woods. 1.00
01:26:32.000 You don't see anything, man.
01:26:34.000 No lights.
01:26:34.000 There was no moon out.
01:26:35.000 So, I mean, you couldn't see your fucking hand in front of your face. 0.99
01:26:38.000 I had never experienced that before. 1.00
01:26:40.000 Damn. 0.99
01:26:40.000 And I was 13. So, in all my life as a person, I had never been in a place where I couldn't see my hand. 0.99
01:26:47.000 And I was outside going, this is insane!
01:26:50.000 Because we were like, this Boy Scout camp was by a lake way the fuck up in New Hampshire. 0.93
01:26:54.000 And what do I say in her city? 1.00
01:26:55.000 Criminal kids. 1.00
01:26:55.000 So they take this fucking guy and they bring him out into the forest and they leave him there. 1.00
01:27:00.000 And then they came for me, man. 1.00
01:27:01.000 But I woke up and I was like, fuck you. 1.00
01:27:03.000 Fuck you, guys. 1.00
01:27:04.000 I'll fuck you up. 1.00
01:27:04.000 And then they took this other guy. 1.00
01:27:05.000 I'm like, they left me alone.
01:27:06.000 I just did.
01:27:07.000 I gave up on all the activities.
01:27:09.000 I was awake. 0.98
01:27:10.000 When I heard that kid mumble and shit and I saw them carrying away, I was like, these guys are strapping this guy down to a cot. 1.00
01:27:16.000 Fuck! 1.00
01:27:17.000 I don't remember. 1.00
01:27:18.000 They did something.
01:27:19.000 I do not remember.
01:27:20.000 But I remember the other kid, they put toothpaste all over his clothes.
01:27:23.000 Apparently when you put toothpaste, like toothpaste does not wash out good. 0.99
01:27:27.000 Especially in 19, whatever the fuck it was. 0.99
01:27:30.000 What was I, 13s? 0.99
01:27:31.000 So it's 1979, I think.
01:27:34.000 Say 80, 79, 80. 81, I was 14. Yeah, so it's that age.
01:27:38.000 80-ish. 1.00
01:27:39.000 And they're like, these little fucking crooks. 1.00
01:27:42.000 I was out in the woods with these kids. 1.00
01:27:44.000 And we had bows and arrows and.22 rifles.
01:27:46.000 You would hear ricochets, man.
01:27:48.000 We would be over by the lake.
01:27:50.000 Because me and this other kid, who was also this kid, we called him Onion.
01:27:55.000 We went by the lake.
01:27:57.000 I think it was him.
01:27:58.000 Is this a Theo Vaughn story?
01:27:59.000 I might be wrong.
01:27:59.000 No, no.
01:28:00.000 This is a real story.
01:28:02.000 We called him Onion Man.
01:28:03.000 This was another kid who decided to skip out.
01:28:05.000 No one cared if you were engaging in all their activities.
01:28:08.000 No one cared.
01:28:09.000 Right.
01:28:10.000 Literally, I'm telling you, no one was watching us.
01:28:12.000 I was 13. We just grabbed fishing rods and we went where the lake was.
01:28:17.000 We knew where the lake was.
01:28:18.000 All these kids would get together and they're all doing archery and rifle practice.
01:28:22.000 You're hanging out there with a bobber in the water and you hear them You hear ricochets! 1.00
01:28:28.000 You hear fucking ricochets! 1.00
01:28:32.000 They let these kids have guns! 1.00
01:28:34.000 They let these fucking kids have.22s! 1.00
01:28:37.000 It's a weird noise. 1.00
01:28:39.000 When you think of a gun, you think of a boom!
01:28:42.000 But a.22 is like crack, crack!
01:28:45.000 It's like crack, crack!
01:28:46.000 It doesn't feel like it would hurt.
01:28:49.000 It sounds like a whip.
01:28:50.000 Yeah!
01:28:51.000 It's not as threatening as the actual action of getting hit by a bullet.
01:28:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99
01:28:56.000 It will kill you.
01:28:57.000 It doesn't sound like what it is.
01:28:58.000 People kill people with.22s. 1.00
01:29:00.000 22 will fucking kill you. 1.00
01:29:02.000 But it just seemed, you know, like you can't be around these kids. 1.00
01:29:06.000 They were just all animals.
01:29:07.000 Were you happy that you did Boy Scouts or no?
01:29:08.000 Was it fun for you?
01:29:09.000 I did one year.
01:29:10.000 Nobody did anything to me.
01:29:11.000 Nobody molested me.
01:29:12.000 I feel like I got off light.
01:29:13.000 You got molested, Jamie.
01:29:15.000 I got out. 0.96
01:29:15.000 No, how dare you? 0.96
01:29:16.000 Four years.
01:29:17.000 Catholic school, bro.
01:29:17.000 That's where that happened.
01:29:19.000 That was years later?
01:29:20.000 Yeah.
01:29:21.000 You know what, though?
01:29:22.000 I always think about that.
01:29:23.000 You know, I went to Catholic school when I was a kid, kid, and then never again, and I never got molested.
01:29:28.000 I always think that maybe I wasn't cute enough or something like that.
01:29:30.000 I just found out.
01:29:34.000 Looking something up online, where I'm from in Columbus, some list just got released of a bunch of priests that have been either accused and found out that whatever happened, some are still alive, some aren't.
01:29:46.000 I looked through the list and found someone that was a priest at my school.
01:29:50.000 No!
01:29:50.000 Nobody I know said they've been touched or anything like that, but it blew all of our minds.
01:29:55.000 Fuck, that's gross. 1.00
01:29:57.000 That shit is fucking gross. 1.00
01:29:58.000 The thing is... 1.00
01:30:02.000 It's one of the weirdest things that you can just connect a thing that's a horrific act to a church.
01:30:08.000 Like, that's one thing that you just can do.
01:30:10.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:30:11.000 Catholic, church, Catholic, priest, pedophile. 1.00
01:30:15.000 You can just say that. 1.00
01:30:16.000 I mean...
01:30:17.000 That's peanut butter and jelly, bro.
01:30:18.000 Yeah, dude.
01:30:19.000 Right? 1.00
01:30:19.000 How crazy is it that the peanut butter to your jelly is fucking kids. 1.00
01:30:27.000 Can you imagine? 1.00
01:30:28.000 Yeah, and kids love peanut butter and jelly.
01:30:30.000 If you see a jar of jelly, you think, oh, if I had some peanut butter and some bread, I'd make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
01:30:36.000 You see a priest, you're like, oh. 1.00
01:30:37.000 That guy fucks kids. 1.00
01:30:38.000 He fucks kids. 1.00
01:30:40.000 Isn't that weird? 1.00
01:30:41.000 That is crazy.
01:30:41.000 You'll never get away from that.
01:30:43.000 Just trying to teach the word of the Lord, man.
01:30:44.000 Sure you are, dude.
01:30:46.000 How crazy is that?
01:30:47.000 It'll go away at some point.
01:30:49.000 No, it will not.
01:30:50.000 No, it will not.
01:30:51.000 As long as you let those people keep doing what they're doing, it will not. 0.69
01:30:55.000 Yeah, it's just gross. 0.99
01:30:57.000 You know, the fucking Pope himself at one point? 0.99
01:30:59.000 That guy, that Ratzinger? 0.99
01:31:01.000 At one point in his life, he was involved in moving people around?
01:31:07.000 Dude, they said he was wanted for crimes against humanity. 1.00
01:31:11.000 That's so fucked. 0.99
01:31:13.000 There's a documentary that shows that he let these people go, let this one guy go, rather, and moved him to another parish where he molested 100 deaf kids. 1.00
01:31:23.000 Oh! 0.60
01:31:24.000 Dude.
01:31:25.000 Jesus Christ! 1.00
01:31:26.000 That's so shit! 1.00
01:31:27.000 It's pure evil. 1.00
01:31:29.000 It's pure evil, and what's most fucked up about it, it's evil that's coming to people that are looking for God. 1.00
01:31:36.000 Yeah, gross. 0.99
01:31:37.000 Right? 1.00
01:31:38.000 That's why people get mad when you talk shit about the Catholic Church, because there's a lot of great people that are, Yeah, not everyone is a shithead. 0.99
01:31:45.000 No, the people that are actually going to the church are the good people. 0.99
01:31:48.000 Right, right, right, right.
01:31:49.000 And there's people that are good priests.
01:31:50.000 They do exist.
01:31:51.000 Yeah, not everyone's bad.
01:31:52.000 But the number that are bad is insane.
01:31:56.000 The number's insane.
01:31:58.000 Did you ever see the documentary Hear New Evil?
01:32:01.000 Did I? Speak New Evil?
01:32:03.000 Is it Speak New Evil?
01:32:04.000 Which one's it?
01:32:06.000 It's on my iTunes.
01:32:07.000 I can pull it up. 1.00
01:32:09.000 Pull that shit up, baby. 1.00
01:32:10.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:32:11.000 Pull that shit up. 1.00
01:32:13.000 But it's a horrific documentary. 1.00
01:32:15.000 Speak No Evil.
01:32:16.000 It's a horrific...
01:32:18.000 Oh, Deliver Us From Evil.
01:32:19.000 Deliver Us From Evil. 0.99
01:32:20.000 God damn, we got three different titles. 0.99
01:32:21.000 Which one do you like better? 0.99
01:32:23.000 Deliver Us From Evil.
01:32:24.000 I think they nailed it.
01:32:25.000 I think they got it right.
01:32:26.000 It's a terrible documentary in terms of the way it makes you feel.
01:32:29.000 It's a very good documentary, but it makes you feel terrible.
01:32:32.000 That reminds me of...
01:32:33.000 Did you watch The Devil We Know?
01:32:37.000 Which one's that?
01:32:37.000 Did we talk about that?
01:32:38.000 Which one's that?
01:32:39.000 The Devil We Know is about 3M and Teflon.
01:32:43.000 Oh. 1.00
01:32:44.000 Oh, do you not know about that shit? 1.00
01:32:45.000 No. 1.00
01:32:45.000 Oh, bro. 1.00
01:32:47.000 Watch.
01:32:48.000 Teflon is in 99.99% of the world's blood.
01:32:51.000 They had to go all the way back to the Korean War to find out Teflon not in someone's blood.
01:32:55.000 What?
01:32:55.000 Fact.
01:32:56.000 Teflon?
01:32:57.000 Teflon.
01:32:58.000 Like cooking ware?
01:32:59.000 The Devil We Know, bro. 1.00
01:33:00.000 Watch this fucking documentary. 1.00
01:33:02.000 Did you ever Google the Devil We Know debunked? 1.00
01:33:06.000 No.
01:33:07.000 Me neither.
01:33:08.000 This?
01:33:08.000 But no, that's what I always do.
01:33:10.000 Oh, debunked?
01:33:11.000 No. 1.00
01:33:11.000 Well, watch this shit. 1.00
01:33:12.000 It'll give you some insights heavy to what's really going on. 0.99
01:33:15.000 But even though I'm not doubting them, every time I look at anything like this now, I write debunked and I put it into Google.
01:33:24.000 Just to find out.
01:33:24.000 And I find out, is there any credible sources?
01:33:26.000 Sure.
01:33:27.000 And I don't necessarily automatically agree with them, but are there any credible sources that have any indications?
01:33:32.000 You're trying to find if there's a balance to it.
01:33:34.000 I've just said too many things that are not true.
01:33:36.000 Well, because...
01:33:38.000 Nothing comes up when I type that in.
01:33:39.000 There's a story in the LA Times that comes up.
01:33:42.000 What does it say?
01:33:43.000 Variety, the devil we know, review.
01:33:44.000 LA Times says, should we be scared of Teflon on this Sunday?
01:33:47.000 It's documentary, blah, [...
01:33:59.000 Well, the water source wasn't supposed to be polluted.
01:34:01.000 They lied.
01:34:01.000 They put their runoff in his water.
01:34:05.000 Cows had fucking, like, blue teeth and shit. 1.00
01:34:08.000 Their eyes would turn different colors. 1.00
01:34:10.000 Dude, he was like, he kept complaining, but they pushed him down, like, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. 0.99
01:34:15.000 Until he went away, and then this documentary explores how other people have tried to tell his story, but no one gave a shit. 0.99
01:34:21.000 That Teflon was killing at such a rapid rate. 0.96
01:34:23.000 Before I forget this, hold that thought real quick.
01:34:26.000 Can you please Google, because I keep forgetting this, can you please Google that...
01:34:34.000 Water bottles in Target and other stores were found with arsenic.
01:34:40.000 No!
01:34:41.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:34:42.000 Holy shit. 1.00
01:34:43.000 Levels of arsenic. 1.00
01:34:44.000 Unhealthy levels of arsenic. 0.99
01:34:46.000 Jamie, you're so good at one-hand typing, it's fucking absurd. 0.99
01:34:48.000 I'm a wizard. 0.99
01:34:49.000 Bottle of water.
01:34:50.000 Pull that up.
01:34:51.000 Okay, yesterday.
01:34:52.000 News, yeah.
01:34:53.000 What does it say?
01:34:54.000 I can't type with two hands.
01:34:55.000 Jamie can type with five.
01:34:56.000 He types better than I do.
01:34:57.000 I'm like this. 0.99
01:34:58.000 I'm like searching Peck and shit. 1.00
01:34:59.000 Oh, these goddamn pop-up windows. 1.00
01:35:01.000 Hey, fuck off. 1.00
01:35:01.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
01:35:02.000 NBC News. 1.00
01:35:03.000 Don't be a dick. 1.00
01:35:04.000 Fuck out of here, NBC News. 1.00
01:35:05.000 What does it say, Jamie? 1.00
01:35:05.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:35:06.000 Bottled water brand found to have high levels of arsenic pulled from stores. 1.00
01:35:10.000 What the fuck? 0.99
01:35:11.000 Brand in particular. 1.00
01:35:12.000 Oh, okay.
01:35:12.000 Here it is.
01:35:13.000 Penafiel bottled water.
01:35:16.000 Sold at Target and Walmart.
01:35:18.000 That's a fancy name.
01:35:19.000 Keurig.
01:35:20.000 Oh, right.
01:35:21.000 Dr. Pepper.
01:35:21.000 Yeah, because they merged, huh?
01:35:23.000 The brand said, Penafine, Penafil, unflavored mineral spring waters are involved in the market withdrawal.
01:35:30.000 They wrote a statement.
01:35:31.000 They're voluntarily pulling the product, which is sold at Target and Mama. 1.00
01:35:34.000 So, maybe, like, their manufacturer had some fucking weird shit in their water. 0.99
01:35:38.000 I guess. 1.00
01:35:39.000 High levels of arsenic.
01:35:40.000 Long-term exposure to high levels of arsenic.
01:35:41.000 Drinking, increased risk for diabetes.
01:35:43.000 Sure.
01:35:43.000 High blood pressure.
01:35:44.000 Right, but they don't say, what's the level of arsenic in it?
01:35:47.000 What does high level mean?
01:35:50.000 How much is okay for us to have?
01:35:52.000 They're allowed to have 10 parts per billion in there and it must have exceeded it.
01:35:55.000 Must have exceeded it.
01:35:57.000 How much is too much? 1.00
01:35:58.000 How much would you snort off someone's dick? 1.00
01:36:00.000 100 pounds per billion. 1.00
01:36:02.000 Free.
01:36:02.000 Zero parts per billion.
01:36:04.000 Just show me a dick, bro. 1.00
01:36:05.000 I mean, how much are you willing to snort if you tell me that it's not... 1.00
01:36:09.000 If you tell me arsenic's not bad for you, how much will you snort?
01:36:14.000 I'll cut it up with B12. I snorted out my dick. 1.00
01:36:21.000 That's fucking insane, by the way, that they were selling shit that has arsenic. 1.00
01:36:27.000 Well, they didn't know. 1.00
01:36:27.000 I mean, it just looks like water. 1.00
01:36:29.000 That's the problem with water. 0.54
01:36:30.000 It looks like water. 0.98
01:36:31.000 You can get weird shit in water if you leave it in a hot car. 0.99
01:36:34.000 Do you know that? 0.98
01:36:35.000 Well, water bottles, yeah, they're really bad. 0.99
01:36:38.000 You buy a bottle of water, you don't know what the fuck happened to that bottle before you. 0.99
01:36:41.000 It's like an adopted dog. 0.99
01:36:43.000 Somebody could have been kicking that thing, leaving it out in the sun. 0.99
01:36:45.000 By the time you get it, man, who the fuck knows what's in there in terms of diseases? 0.97
01:36:51.000 You can legitimately have water bottles that leak PCBs. 0.98
01:36:55.000 They leak some sort of estrogen mimicking chemical.
01:36:59.000 Really?
01:37:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:37:00.000 Did you see this shit with Justin Trudeau in the water bottle? 1.00
01:37:02.000 Did you see that today? 1.00
01:37:03.000 What did he do? 1.00
01:37:04.000 Put it up his butt? 0.99
01:37:04.000 It wasn't today, but yeah. 0.99
01:37:05.000 Did he put it up his butt? 0.99
01:37:06.000 I saw it today. 0.99
01:37:07.000 Did you see it earlier?
01:37:08.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
01:37:09.000 Justin Trudeau was asked about how he and his family are doing a better job at not using plastics, and his response is so fucking awful. 0.97
01:37:18.000 He can't get it out. 0.94
01:37:19.000 He's like, well, we're using... 1.00
01:37:21.000 Listen to this fucking... 1.00
01:37:22.000 This made me laugh so hard. 1.00
01:37:23.000 Plastics.
01:37:25.000 Wait, rewind it one more time.
01:37:26.000 We have recently switched...
01:37:28.000 You and your family do to cut back on plastics.
01:37:31.000 Yeah.
01:37:32.000 We have recently switched to drinking water bottles out of, when we have water bottles, out of plastic, sorry, away from plastic towards paper.
01:37:47.000 You're fired!
01:37:49.000 You're fired!
01:37:52.000 No!
01:37:52.000 Listen to me!
01:37:53.000 I don't care how tired you are!
01:37:55.000 No!
01:37:56.000 Do you imagine if somebody asked me a question like that about my job?
01:38:04.000 Imagine if somebody said, hey, Joe, what do you think could be done to stop head trauma in MMA? And I'd be like, well, we could...
01:38:14.000 Conceivably, there's not much, but we could pad the elbows, we could pad the knees, we could...
01:38:18.000 I would have a thought! 1.00
01:38:20.000 I would've fucking thought that shit through. 1.00
01:38:23.000 He didn't think that shit through at all. 1.00
01:38:24.000 And he was also thinking about getting caught in a lie. 1.00
01:38:26.000 I have plastic everywhere.
01:38:27.000 I gotta get home.
01:38:28.000 Burn the plastic! 0.98
01:38:29.000 He called his wife on the limo on the way home. 0.95
01:38:31.000 Burn the plastic! 0.99
01:38:32.000 Burn it all! 1.00
01:38:33.000 They're coming for us! 1.00
01:38:35.000 All the plastic?
01:38:36.000 They go into the house. 0.99
01:38:37.000 There's not a fucking bottle in the house. 0.99
01:38:39.000 It's all plastic. 0.99
01:38:40.000 Everything's plastic.
01:38:41.000 No glass.
01:38:41.000 They throw away their forks with every meal.
01:38:43.000 They stick them in the fucking... 1.00
01:38:45.000 You stick them in a sea monkey cage and feed them to turtles. 1.00
01:38:49.000 Fuck you! 1.00
01:38:50.000 Jester Jones' house is made of plastic. 1.00
01:38:52.000 His whole house is plastic and everything.
01:38:54.000 You know what he does?
01:38:55.000 He collects those little things that six packs come with and he just chucks them in the ocean for a laugh. 0.99
01:39:02.000 He goes to a lake and just puts a bunch of fucking duck killers out there. 0.99
01:39:06.000 That's what I heard. 0.99
01:39:06.000 Listen, if you find a male... 0.99
01:39:07.000 Justin Trudeau.
01:39:08.000 If you find a legit male feminist, let me talk to him, because I've never met one. 0.95
01:39:14.000 Every one of them I've ever met is a dude who's running a scam, right?
01:39:18.000 It's the same thing.
01:39:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:20.000 I love women.
01:39:21.000 I see these sweeties, these non-male sweeties. 1.00
01:39:24.000 I'm like, okay, you're trying too hard, man.
01:39:26.000 Something's wrong.
01:39:27.000 It's so obvious, man.
01:39:29.000 Someone wrote online this guy that was like...
01:39:32.000 I'll stand by every woman forever and know that.
01:39:34.000 That's so crazy to say.
01:39:36.000 What are you saying?
01:39:37.000 That guy's going to stalk you.
01:39:39.000 He's going to stalk you. 0.95
01:39:40.000 His words sound like a normal person's words, but you just have to have a deep vocabulary of crazy. 0.99
01:39:48.000 Those combination of words in that circumstance only exist from the mind of a crazy man. 1.00
01:39:54.000 Normal people don't fucking say that shit. 1.00
01:39:56.000 No! 1.00
01:39:57.000 Nope.
01:39:58.000 No, no, no, sir.
01:40:00.000 No.
01:40:01.000 It's super important to tell those guys no.
01:40:03.000 No.
01:40:04.000 That's why this whole incel thing, you know about incels?
01:40:07.000 Yes.
01:40:07.000 What to do, what to do.
01:40:09.000 What to do?
01:40:10.000 What to do? 1.00
01:40:10.000 No one wants to fuck them. 1.00
01:40:11.000 What do you do? 1.00
01:40:12.000 What do you do? 1.00
01:40:13.000 Get your shit together. 1.00
01:40:16.000 Okay? 1.00
01:40:16.000 I went through a six-month dry spell when I was 19. And the first time I had sex with a girl after that, I came immediately. 1.00
01:40:23.000 It was depressing. 0.97
01:40:25.000 I stuck in there.
01:40:26.000 I was like, yikes!
01:40:27.000 It was sad.
01:40:29.000 I smelled like desperation.
01:40:31.000 I had very little interaction with regular people.
01:40:36.000 All I was doing was doing martial arts and training.
01:40:37.000 I wasn't meeting any girls.
01:40:39.000 I was meeting zero girls.
01:40:41.000 And when I got together with the girls, I panicked. 0.99
01:40:43.000 You're just jerking off feverishly? 0.90
01:40:45.000 I don't remember. 0.99
01:40:48.000 Jerking off feverishly when I was that age. 0.99
01:40:50.000 I went through a really fucked up time when I was a young teenager where I thought that my desire for sex was a weakness. 1.00
01:41:01.000 Damn! 0.99
01:41:01.000 And that I should avoid it. 0.99
01:41:03.000 Who put that in your head?
01:41:04.000 What put that in your head?
01:41:05.000 No one.
01:41:06.000 No one put that in my head.
01:41:07.000 I put it in my head because I was trying to figure out how to get better at martial arts.
01:41:11.000 Yeah, but something had to help that.
01:41:12.000 No, nothing helped that.
01:41:13.000 Negativity. 0.96
01:41:13.000 Nothing? 0.96
01:41:14.000 Nothing helped that.
01:41:14.000 No, it was pleasure.
01:41:16.000 The desire for pleasure was a weakness. 1.00
01:41:18.000 Wow, what the fuck? 1.00
01:41:20.000 Dude, that's black. 1.00
01:41:21.000 No, it wasn't because it was recognizing that real pleasure, the only pleasure that I had gotten up to that point, was satisfaction in being good at competition.
01:41:32.000 So when I started being good at competition, I realized, okay, this is better than anything, so how do I get successful again? 0.85
01:41:39.000 Well, one thing you can't do is get wrapped up in anything stupid, and you have to stay mentally strong. 0.93
01:41:43.000 So why do you want pleasure? 1.00
01:41:44.000 I just want it.
01:41:46.000 It feels so good.
01:41:48.000 I felt weak.
01:41:49.000 I felt like that was a weak thing to want. 1.00
01:41:50.000 That's a lot of good foresight because most kids at that age that are testosterone levels through the fucking roof are like, I want to get good at this thing, but also, oh my god, I want to fuck everything that walks. 1.00
01:41:58.000 It was also, it had to be flavored by the puritanical shit that I grew up with. 1.00
01:42:04.000 I was just going to say, there has to be some dark to that. 0.99
01:42:06.000 But not, I don't think so, man, because before that I was really into it.
01:42:12.000 Once I started fighting, it was also so dangerous that I was always worried about doing something wrong and getting hit.
01:42:21.000 And then maybe if I'd lived my life correctly, I wouldn't have gotten hit.
01:42:24.000 Because I saw a lot of guys get kicked in the face, man.
01:42:27.000 How many times have you been kicked in the head?
01:42:29.000 Oh, I have no idea. 0.95
01:42:31.000 I have zero idea.
01:42:33.000 A lot.
01:42:34.000 A bunch of times, for sure.
01:42:36.000 A bunch of times. 1.00
01:42:37.000 Goddamn. 0.99
01:42:37.000 I don't know. 0.99
01:42:38.000 Never unconscious from that.
01:42:40.000 Never unconscious from anything.
01:42:41.000 I dropped from a punch in a fight.
01:42:43.000 I got TKO'd.
01:42:45.000 I got dropped.
01:42:46.000 He hit me in the jaw.
01:42:48.000 It didn't hurt, per se.
01:42:51.000 Sometimes you get hit in the body like a liver shot. 0.99
01:42:53.000 It fucking hurts so bad. 0.99
01:42:56.000 It doesn't matter if you're in the middle of a fight. 0.99
01:42:57.000 It hurts so bad.
01:42:58.000 But the jaw didn't hurt.
01:43:00.000 But my legs just stopped working.
01:43:01.000 They went, weep!
01:43:02.000 They just stopped.
01:43:04.000 They just shut off.
01:43:04.000 And they went out from under me.
01:43:06.000 It was crazy.
01:43:06.000 I don't think I'd ever had it happen that way before.
01:43:09.000 I'd definitely been dinged where I wobbled.
01:43:12.000 But I covered up and recovered.
01:43:14.000 I hadn't had that happen before. 0.99
01:43:16.000 But I never had it where my shit just shut off. 0.99
01:43:19.000 My legs just shut off, dude. 1.00
01:43:21.000 But I was still conscious. 0.98
01:43:22.000 And then I was trying to get up and I was on this fucking boingy. 0.97
01:43:26.000 They just didn't work. 0.96
01:43:27.000 And then he hit me a couple more times and I fell again.
01:43:28.000 The referee stopped the fight.
01:43:30.000 So that was the worst.
01:43:32.000 I'd ever been hit in the head.
01:43:34.000 You'd ever been knocked out from a kick?
01:43:35.000 No.
01:43:36.000 But I was always scared of it.
01:43:37.000 You've been knocked out though?
01:43:38.000 No.
01:43:38.000 Never been knocked out.
01:43:39.000 Never once?
01:43:40.000 No. 1.00
01:43:40.000 Shit. 1.00
01:43:41.000 No. 1.00
01:43:41.000 How many concussions do you have, do you think, on record? 1.00
01:43:46.000 I don't know.
01:43:47.000 I have three.
01:43:48.000 I think two.
01:43:49.000 Two?
01:43:50.000 Three.
01:44:01.000 We were craning.
01:44:02.000 We were kids.
01:44:03.000 We were running past this thing and something happened.
01:44:05.000 I don't remember exactly what happened, but it involved falling and something slipping and something hitting me in the head. 0.98
01:44:11.000 And it hit me in the head pretty fucking hard.
01:44:14.000 I didn't go unconscious, but the whole world went like this. 0.98
01:44:18.000 Yeah.
01:44:18.000 I remember saying to the doctor that I grayed out.
01:44:22.000 Like, I grayed out, but then I came back.
01:44:24.000 It was a big impact on my head.
01:44:26.000 So it was that time and then the time that I got TKO'd.
01:44:29.000 But then the other times in between, it was mostly just getting dinged.
01:44:32.000 When you just popped and your legs give out a little bit, then you cover up.
01:44:35.000 And then, you know, usually, like, it's in sparring, you'll stop.
01:44:39.000 And if it's in a fight, you get a, you know, either you fall down or you get a standing eight count, you know.
01:44:46.000 We're good to go.
01:45:08.000 It gets encouraged, especially amongst really good guys.
01:45:11.000 Right. 0.99
01:45:11.000 I had my fucking knees taken out from under me. 0.99
01:45:13.000 That's why I had my first concussion. 0.99
01:45:14.000 Oh, you told me about that in basketball, right?
01:45:16.000 Yeah.
01:45:16.000 That sounds horrible.
01:45:17.000 Fell on my neck. 1.00
01:45:18.000 Fell on my fucking neck. 1.00
01:45:20.000 On a hardwood basketball floor. 1.00
01:45:22.000 And I remember vividly two moments.
01:45:25.000 One, people telling me to sit down because your natural reaction sometimes when you get knocked out like that to bounce off your head is to get back up, you know?
01:45:32.000 And I could, but I was unconsciously doing it.
01:45:35.000 And then I remember that, and then I remember the paramedics.
01:45:40.000 Asking me to lie down.
01:45:41.000 And I remember saying, I'm going to throw up.
01:45:43.000 And I did.
01:45:43.000 I threw up everywhere and passed out.
01:45:45.000 Then woke up in the hospital. 0.99
01:45:47.000 I fell on my fucking back. 1.00
01:45:49.000 And then in fucking junior high, I got popped so hard. 1.00
01:45:52.000 In football, I got hit so hard. 0.99
01:45:53.000 My dad was like, you got your bell rung.
01:45:55.000 I was listening to Bo Jackson.
01:45:59.000 He's on the Meat Eater podcast this week.
01:46:01.000 And he was saying he wouldn't have his kids play football.
01:46:04.000 Yeah.
01:46:04.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:46:05.000 That guy lived through hell.
01:46:06.000 He has a hilarious, crazy story of his life, but about getting the one time he got KO'd in a game, waking up and going to the wrong side. 1.00
01:46:16.000 And they say, hey, motherfucker, you're on the wrong side. 0.98
01:46:18.000 And then he goes over there and then he hears a gunshot and sees people running. 1.00
01:46:22.000 He's like, who got shot?
01:46:23.000 He goes, it's halftime.
01:46:25.000 Yeah.
01:46:26.000 He thought he was playing the wrong team.
01:46:28.000 He has a hilarious story, but it's also kind of dark, man.
01:46:32.000 He's talking about how crazy he was in his childhood, too.
01:46:36.000 Did you see that documentary about him where he could shoot bow and arrow with his foot?
01:46:39.000 Can he really?
01:46:40.000 Did you not see that?
01:46:41.000 Show him that.
01:46:42.000 He was saying he got his shoulder replaced. 1.00
01:46:44.000 This motherfucker is an athlete to a degree that's creepy. 1.00
01:46:47.000 Dual sport athletes... 1.00
01:46:51.000 Everyone thinks they could.
01:46:53.000 Almost no one really can play both sports.
01:46:55.000 No, he was incredible.
01:46:56.000 He was unbelievably talented.
01:46:58.000 But yeah, there was a documentary.
01:46:59.000 He's living in the woods.
01:47:00.000 What was I talking about him with?
01:47:03.000 It says he could shoot a bullseye from 100 yards away with his feet.
01:47:06.000 Thank you.
01:47:06.000 That's what I'm talking about.
01:47:07.000 I don't know that there's a video of it. 0.97
01:47:09.000 They must have a photo or some shit up there. 0.83
01:47:12.000 On the documentary, he talks about it. 0.95
01:47:14.000 Skip to the 69-minute mark of his 30 for 30. Yeah, it was a 30 for 30. What was I talking about him, though?
01:47:20.000 I had a point.
01:47:20.000 He was telling a great story to a meat eater.
01:47:22.000 What was it?
01:47:23.000 Crazy Life got knocked out on the wrong side.
01:47:24.000 You're talking about concussions.
01:47:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:47:26.000 About how he wouldn't have his kids play football.
01:47:28.000 Play sports, right.
01:47:29.000 That's what it was.
01:47:30.000 Football.
01:47:30.000 Just football.
01:47:31.000 Wow.
01:47:32.000 I'm like, wow.
01:47:34.000 I mean, dude, football is so dangerous, dude.
01:47:37.000 I lost it.
01:47:38.000 Yeah, it's insanely dangerous. 1.00
01:47:40.000 It's beautiful, but fuck me, it's dangerous. 1.00
01:47:42.000 I mean, it's so bad. 1.00
01:47:43.000 Well, it's the same thing they found in hockey.
01:47:45.000 The hits are harder than the fights.
01:47:46.000 People are scared about the fights.
01:47:47.000 The hits cause more concussions.
01:47:49.000 Oh, for sure.
01:47:50.000 By far.
01:47:50.000 Well, soccer players have problems with CTE. They get smoked.
01:47:54.000 And they call it non-concussive...
01:47:59.000 Brain trauma?
01:48:00.000 The goalie that just won, like, Player of the Year, Robin Lerner is his name, I guess, he gave a really good speech about his mental health issues he's been dealing with.
01:48:09.000 And while he accepted his award for goalie, I can't find that.
01:48:12.000 Oh, wow.
01:48:13.000 Because he's been hit a bunch?
01:48:14.000 Yeah, it just happened last week.
01:48:15.000 He's talking about his openness to the whole crowd.
01:48:18.000 It's a pretty good moment.
01:48:19.000 Listen, man.
01:48:20.000 That helps, right?
01:48:21.000 It is not a good thing to be involved with.
01:48:24.000 You know, head trauma, if you can avoid it in life...
01:48:28.000 It can possibly happen to you, no matter what you do.
01:48:30.000 I mean, anybody can have a head trauma.
01:48:32.000 It could be an accident.
01:48:33.000 But if you can find a way to avoid it, you probably should.
01:48:36.000 But in these sports, you can't.
01:48:38.000 No, you cannot.
01:48:38.000 So you've got to decide whether or not you want to take that risk.
01:48:43.000 I'm not ashamed to say I'm mentally ill, but that doesn't mean mentally weak. 1.00
01:48:46.000 That's a fucking dope line, by the way. 1.00
01:48:48.000 That is a dope line. 1.00
01:48:49.000 Because I have mental illness. 1.00
01:48:50.000 You do, you bitch. 1.00
01:48:52.000 You fucking asshole. 1.00
01:48:54.000 Get it together. 1.00
01:48:55.000 Give it to me. 1.00
01:48:55.000 Go to a mental doctor and fix your mental illness. 1.00
01:48:58.000 Maybe I have a vitamin for you. 0.99
01:48:59.000 What is it?
01:49:00.000 Cocaine. 0.98
01:49:03.000 That's what fucked me up. 0.99
01:49:04.000 My dad was a coke addict. 0.98
01:49:05.000 Thanks, man.
01:49:06.000 Sorry, bro.
01:49:07.000 Now we're going full circle.
01:49:08.000 Imagine if you were like a slightly overweight person who might be...
01:49:12.000 Burt?
01:49:13.000 More on the feminine side. 0.77
01:49:15.000 Burt?
01:49:16.000 And you get really mad at me like there.
01:49:17.000 Burt?
01:49:17.000 No, not Burt.
01:49:18.000 We're not talking about Burt. 1.00
01:49:20.000 You said fat guy that's a pussy. 1.00
01:49:22.000 How about a woman that doesn't exist? 1.00
01:49:23.000 Love you, Bert.
01:49:24.000 Someone that doesn't exist?
01:49:25.000 If I was an overweight person who was sensitive?
01:49:28.000 Super sensitive.
01:49:28.000 Would you just choose that moment to be a victim?
01:49:30.000 Yeah.
01:49:31.000 How would you say it?
01:49:32.000 Big time.
01:49:32.000 What would you say?
01:49:33.000 You're cruel, Joe.
01:49:34.000 Why?
01:49:35.000 Because you don't respect people like me struggle.
01:49:38.000 What did you do?
01:49:39.000 What did I say? 1.00
01:49:42.000 You know what you said, you pig? 0.99
01:49:43.000 What did I say? 1.00
01:49:44.000 You fucking alpha male pig piece of shit. 1.00
01:49:48.000 You can't say that I just said something. 1.00
01:49:50.000 You gotta tell me.
01:49:50.000 Jamie, what did I say?
01:49:51.000 Do you hear what I said? 1.00
01:49:52.000 You offended me, pig. 0.99
01:49:53.000 You don't even remember what I said. 0.99
01:49:54.000 Tell him what I said. 1.00
01:49:55.000 Call him a bitch for having mental illness. 1.00
01:49:57.000 Call him a bitch for mental illness. 1.00
01:50:00.000 Aren't there some bitches, though? 1.00
01:50:02.000 Right, okay, there's a lot of people out there that have mental illness, and it's legit. 1.00
01:50:05.000 There's a few bitches that are faking it. 1.00
01:50:08.000 They're just bitches. 1.00
01:50:09.000 How come you can't say that? 1.00
01:50:11.000 How come you can't say that?
01:50:12.000 Because you know it's true.
01:50:13.000 It's not everyone. 1.00
01:50:14.000 But look, there's some people that are just full of shit. 1.00
01:50:17.000 Yeah, that's anything though, right? 1.00
01:50:19.000 A lot of people are full of shit. 1.00
01:50:21.000 All the grifters of the world, some aren't going to claim depressed. 1.00
01:50:24.000 Come on.
01:50:25.000 They pretend to be heirs.
01:50:27.000 They pretend to be dukes.
01:50:28.000 They're not going to pretend to be depressed? 0.99
01:50:29.000 It's ridiculous. 1.00
01:50:30.000 When a guy is called a bitch, it means he's too weak. 1.00
01:50:32.000 When a woman is called a bitch, it means she's too aggressive. 1.00
01:50:35.000 Do any of us have any idea what this word even means? 0.99
01:50:37.000 That was so good.
01:50:38.000 That tweet was so good, I wish I wrote it.
01:50:40.000 Because that point is so good.
01:50:42.000 Yeah, it's true.
01:50:43.000 I'm glad she put it on Twitter so no one could steal it.
01:50:45.000 It's almost like that idea...
01:50:47.000 Like, that idea is very poignant.
01:50:49.000 Like, that...
01:50:50.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:50:51.000 What is that fucking word? 1.00
01:50:53.000 You know? 1.00
01:50:54.000 Like, pussy can be great, but it can also be weak. 1.00
01:50:57.000 But a pussy can give birth. 1.00
01:50:58.000 I mean, a bowling ball comes out of that thing. 1.00
01:51:01.000 Pussies are always strong. 1.00
01:51:02.000 Ten-pound babies come out of a pussy. 1.00
01:51:04.000 Imagine a ten-pound baby coming out of your dick, and they respect that thing. 1.00
01:51:08.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
01:51:09.000 I mean, what the fuck, man? 1.00
01:51:11.000 Dicks would have more props if they could give birth. 1.00
01:51:12.000 How could a pussy be weak? 1.00
01:51:15.000 It's more like compliant. 1.00
01:51:17.000 But it's not weak.
01:51:18.000 Like, it's also desirable. 0.99
01:51:20.000 A pussy's not desirable. 1.00
01:51:21.000 It's a man. 1.00
01:51:21.000 When a guy says to a pussy... 1.00
01:51:22.000 A pussy's the opposite of desirable. 1.00
01:51:24.000 If a guy calls you a pussy, what's the first thought? 1.00
01:51:26.000 If someone's like, what a pussy? 1.00
01:51:27.000 Oh, really? 1.00
01:51:28.000 Yeah.
01:51:29.000 Oh, really?
01:51:29.000 Really?
01:51:30.000 Yeah.
01:51:30.000 Yeah, right.
01:51:31.000 So when a guy calls another guy a pussy, it's a cheap insult. 1.00
01:51:37.000 Meaning what? 1.00
01:51:38.000 Well, sometimes you're ready to fight, and you just want to provoke this guy. 1.00
01:51:41.000 Yeah, so pussy's the word. 1.00
01:51:43.000 Because you're a counterpuncher. 1.00
01:51:43.000 So what, you're calling a guy a great sexual object? 1.00
01:51:46.000 You fucking nice thing I want to fuck. 1.00
01:51:48.000 You fucking pussy, just letting him know we're about to get down. 1.00
01:51:50.000 You nice thing I want to fuck all the time. 1.00
01:51:52.000 Get over here! 1.00
01:51:52.000 If you watch guys fight, Half of it is talking shit to each other before you get down. 1.00
01:51:57.000 Yeah, instigate the fight. 0.99
01:52:00.000 It's not just instigating.
01:52:01.000 You're getting someone scared.
01:52:03.000 You're making someone nervous.
01:52:04.000 Well, you're trying to measure up your confidence level versus theirs.
01:52:07.000 Who's got the most...
01:52:09.000 If you can get someone nervous, though, if you can legitimately get someone nervous, you can decrease their performance by a significant margin.
01:52:15.000 For sure.
01:52:16.000 It gets in their head.
01:52:17.000 You can scare them.
01:52:17.000 Yeah.
01:52:17.000 You can scare someone.
01:52:18.000 Yeah.
01:52:19.000 Like, if you're really ready to go.
01:52:21.000 But you have to be really ready to go.
01:52:22.000 Yeah, but everybody...
01:52:23.000 Because if you're trying to scare someone, they take a swing at you.
01:52:25.000 Tyson talked about it.
01:52:26.000 So many competitors talked openly.
01:52:28.000 When they would see him, they'd get nervous.
01:52:29.000 Of course.
01:52:30.000 So they would get scared, and they'd fight worse because they'd get scared.
01:52:33.000 100%.
01:52:33.000 Everybody.
01:52:34.000 I mean, you see that guy, you're like, fuck. 1.00
01:52:35.000 He didn't have to talk much. 1.00
01:52:37.000 He let his performances talk.
01:52:40.000 The most scary thing he ever said, the scariest thing he ever said was, how dare they threaten me? 1.00
01:52:46.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:52:46.000 How dare these mere mortals come to me with their primitive skills. 1.00
01:52:50.000 Is it crazy that he has such a feminine voice? 1.00
01:52:52.000 He's the best.
01:52:53.000 Such a masculine dude.
01:52:53.000 My favorite boxer of all time to watch.
01:52:55.000 He fucks everybody up. 0.65
01:52:56.000 Because the moments when he would fight would not just be... 0.98
01:52:59.000 I don't want to say he's like the best boxer of all time.
01:53:02.000 Who is?
01:53:03.000 It's either Floyd Mayweather or Roy Jones Jr. in his prime.
01:53:07.000 It's how you...
01:53:08.000 Or Sugar Ray Leonard.
01:53:09.000 Or Sugar Ray Robinson.
01:53:11.000 Or Roberto Duran.
01:53:12.000 There's a lot of arguments.
01:53:13.000 Or Muhammad Ali.
01:53:14.000 Who is?
01:53:14.000 A lot of boxing guys say Sugar Ray Robinson because he had so many fights.
01:53:18.000 And he was so successful.
01:53:20.000 And he fought all the time.
01:53:21.000 And he fought the hardest of men in a hard, hard time.
01:53:25.000 They were different people.
01:53:27.000 But I say, if you had to make...
01:53:30.000 Sugar Ray Robinson fight Floyd Mayweather.
01:53:34.000 Floyd Mayweather would box him up.
01:53:35.000 In their prime.
01:53:36.000 He would box him up.
01:53:37.000 I think.
01:53:38.000 I think Floyd would box him up.
01:53:39.000 But this is the argument of every sport ever, right?
01:53:41.000 Every sport ever.
01:53:42.000 Who's the best at that?
01:53:43.000 There is none.
01:53:43.000 It's impossible.
01:53:44.000 I don't think he would be technically...
01:53:48.000 At the level.
01:53:49.000 He was ferocious. 0.73
01:53:51.000 He was a vicious knockout puncher. 0.64
01:53:53.000 He threw a double left hook like it was nobody's business.
01:53:55.000 But Floyd Mayweather had a way of making guys look like they didn't belong there with him.
01:54:01.000 Oh, yeah.
01:54:02.000 The way he did it to Canelo, the way he did it to Pacquiao, the way he did it to McGregor.
01:54:06.000 McGregor was...
01:54:07.000 He was a skillful master.
01:54:08.000 I went to that fight in Vegas.
01:54:10.000 Did you really?
01:54:10.000 Yeah, I went to that fight because of Showtime.
01:54:12.000 And I've got to tell you, Floyd Mayweather looked like he was fighting a guy who's...
01:54:18.000 He never fought.
01:54:20.000 Even though he's fought a ton, the balance was way different.
01:54:24.000 He's a master.
01:54:25.000 He's a true master.
01:54:27.000 He makes it look simple. 0.90
01:54:29.000 That's what's disgusting.
01:54:30.000 Anybody that good?
01:54:31.000 When people used to watch like Jordan, you'd be like, that looks fake.
01:54:34.000 He's a true master.
01:54:35.000 He was just so brilliant and smooth and easy and simple.
01:54:38.000 Yeah.
01:54:39.000 It's a beautiful magic trick to make you think it's easy. 0.94
01:54:41.000 It's fucking impossible what he does. 1.00
01:54:43.000 Sugar Ray Robinson was a motherfucker, don't get me wrong. 1.00
01:54:45.000 I just don't think he ever faced anybody like Floyd. 0.99
01:54:48.000 Because no one like Floyd existed back then.
01:54:50.000 Because no one like Floyd could exist.
01:54:53.000 Unless a guy like Sugar Ray Robinson existed first.
01:54:56.000 So Sugar Ray Robinson had to exist.
01:54:59.000 Roberta Durant had to exist. 1.00
01:55:01.000 Sugar Ray Leonard had to exist.
01:55:03.000 Milton McCrory had to exist.
01:55:04.000 Donald Curry had to exist.
01:55:06.000 All these killers had to exist.
01:55:07.000 And that way, a guy like Floyd Mayweather, who was at the Tip.
01:55:11.000 He figured it all out.
01:55:12.000 He saw it through. 1.00
01:55:13.000 See, Robinson was a bad motherfucker, dude. 0.99
01:55:15.000 He KO'd a lot of guys. 0.99
01:55:17.000 But they stood in front of each other back then.
01:55:19.000 Like, look how these guys are fighting.
01:55:21.000 They're standing in front of him, and he's merking them, man.
01:55:25.000 I think he was ahead of his time in a lot of ways.
01:55:28.000 But he lost to Jake LaMotta, and here's my position, although it may be a controversial one.
01:55:33.000 I cannot envision a world where Jake LaMotta outboxes Floyd Mayweather.
01:55:37.000 I just don't see that happening.
01:55:39.000 But you can't compare eras like that.
01:55:42.000 You can't.
01:55:43.000 You're right.
01:55:43.000 It's just too hard.
01:55:44.000 You can't.
01:55:44.000 It's too hard.
01:55:45.000 You can't.
01:55:45.000 So it's like the same way we can't do it with comedians.
01:55:47.000 If anybody ever asks me, I always say that Lenny Bruce is probably the greatest of all time because he was the first.
01:55:54.000 He was the guy who opened the door. 0.93
01:55:55.000 He was the guy who did the weird shit that we do, where we say ridiculous, like we've done on this podcast. 0.99
01:56:00.000 We say ridiculous shit, and you make it funny, and sometimes, at least, sometimes, it has a point to it, and it makes you reconsider. 0.99
01:56:10.000 But we hear you're watching Ray Robinson and Jake LaMotta. 0.99
01:56:14.000 If Jake LaMotta stood like that in front of Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Mayweather would still be hitting him.
01:56:19.000 It was 1946. You'd still be punching him.
01:56:22.000 I think Ray Robinson was the best of his era, for sure.
01:56:27.000 And he was an amazing, amazing boxer. 1.00
01:56:30.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:56:31.000 But I mean, a lot of boxing guys are like, you don't know shit about boxing. 1.00
01:56:33.000 You're right. 0.89
01:56:34.000 I don't, in comparison to what I know about MMA. I know he was amazing.
01:56:38.000 I know he was like the Gene Fulmer knockout, the Jake LaMotta rematch when he had him tied up against the ropes and he was just beating his fucking brains out. 0.98
01:56:47.000 He lost to Billy Kahn. 0.97
01:56:49.000 He was beating Billy Kahn, but he got from heat exhaustion, I think.
01:56:52.000 And Billy Kahn was a light heavyweight. 1.00
01:56:54.000 He was a bad motherfucker, dude. 1.00
01:56:57.000 He was a bad motherfucker. 1.00
01:56:59.000 I just don't think you can compare Hoist Gracie to Robert Whittaker. 1.00
01:57:04.000 I think they're different animals.
01:57:06.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:57:07.000 Robert Whitaker is the current middleweight champion to Hoyce Grace who won the UFC in UFC 1. He won in UFC 1 because Robert Whitaker of 2019 wasn't there.
01:57:15.000 Yeah, but how many years ago was UFC 1?
01:57:17.000 It was a long time ago.
01:57:18.000 1993. It's so different.
01:57:20.000 Nothing compared to that.
01:57:21.000 That was the 40s, man.
01:57:22.000 Right.
01:57:23.000 That's what I mean.
01:57:23.000 Exponentially even more different.
01:57:25.000 Way different.
01:57:25.000 Way different.
01:57:26.000 I mean, technology alone has improved so much in the way we train how to fight or train how to play sports.
01:57:32.000 But did you watch Roy Jones Jr. in his prime?
01:57:35.000 I mean, I saw him fight.
01:57:36.000 Yeah.
01:57:37.000 Dude, Roy Jones Jr., when he was in his prime, did things that even Robinson didn't do.
01:57:42.000 He would put his hands behind his back. 0.99
01:57:44.000 Right, well, taunting and shit. 0.99
01:57:45.000 And guys would move in on him and he'd KO with one punch. 1.00
01:57:47.000 Right, right.
01:57:48.000 And he'd be like, what?
01:57:49.000 He said a bait.
01:57:49.000 He would hit guys, and it would look like it was an impossible matchup.
01:57:55.000 Like, Vinny Pacienza fought Sugar Ray, or excuse me, fought Roy Jones Jr., and Roy Jones Jr. went a full round without getting hit by a punch.
01:58:04.000 Do you know how crazy that is?
01:58:05.000 Almost impossible.
01:58:06.000 At a world championship level against a guy who, in Vinny Pazienza, was a multiple-time world champion.
01:58:11.000 Does that happen today?
01:58:12.000 No.
01:58:12.000 No way.
01:58:13.000 He was on another level.
01:58:15.000 He couldn't maintain it.
01:58:17.000 He didn't maintain it.
01:58:18.000 But you can only maintain that for so long.
01:58:20.000 That's a shooting star.
01:58:21.000 That's a Bad Company song, son.
01:58:23.000 Right.
01:58:24.000 Look at this.
01:58:25.000 This is Roy Jones Jr. Look at that!
01:58:27.000 Look at that!
01:58:28.000 That's James Toney, by the way, that he did that to.
01:58:30.000 Dude, Roy Jones Jr. was on another planet, son. 0.93
01:58:33.000 He called for the stoppage when he started fucking up Vinny Pazienza. 0.95
01:58:37.000 Putting his arm out. 0.94
01:58:37.000 Dude, I'm telling you, this was like one of the beatings of all beating. 0.94
01:58:42.000 You see a guy who's, at this time, probably the best ever.
01:58:46.000 Look at that combination, son.
01:58:47.000 Look at that combination when the referee rescues him.
01:58:50.000 When Roy Jones-June was at his prime, everybody was like, yeah, but the guys he fought, they weren't that good. 1.00
01:58:55.000 Bullshit. 0.99
01:58:56.000 He was better than anybody. 1.00
01:58:58.000 He was so good.
01:58:58.000 He was on such another level that he made world-class fighters look like they weren't that good.
01:59:04.000 Bro, he outboxed Bernard Hopkins back then. 0.99
01:59:07.000 I mean, he was on a fucking... 1.00
01:59:09.000 And Bernard Hopkins was hard as fuck. 0.99
01:59:11.000 By the way, Bernard Hopkins, who didn't have the same sort of dynamic explosive style, Bernard Hopkins was a much more solid fundamental guy. 0.99
01:59:21.000 You know, it was a different kind of style.
01:59:22.000 And Bernard Hopkins wound up beating Roy as Roy was on the way downhill.
01:59:27.000 Look at him.
01:59:28.000 He tells this guy to get him. 1.00
01:59:29.000 Just tonting the shit out of this motherfucker. 1.00
01:59:30.000 Standing right in front of him. 1.00
01:59:31.000 Bang! 1.00
01:59:32.000 We play basketball games, like full games, in a fight later that day.
01:59:36.000 Pink.
01:59:37.000 Dude, I'm telling you.
01:59:39.000 You had to see.
01:59:40.000 He was almost bored for a couple years.
01:59:42.000 Because there was a couple years where Roy Jones Jr. was just a show.
01:59:45.000 Nas put him in a song.
01:59:47.000 He said, the new Mike Tyson is Roy Jones.
01:59:50.000 But hold on.
01:59:51.000 You just missed the greatest one of all time.
01:59:53.000 Go back to that one.
01:59:54.000 Back it up.
01:59:54.000 Watch this.
01:59:55.000 Watch this.
01:59:55.000 Boonk.
01:59:56.000 K.O. Pan's behind his back.
01:59:58.000 He's not even there.
01:59:59.000 Pan behind his back.
02:00:00.000 This is John Ruiz. 0.99
02:00:01.000 Now this is the fight that fucked him up. 0.96
02:00:03.000 This is why.
02:00:04.000 He went all the way up to heavyweight to fight John Ruiz.
02:00:06.000 And he got to like 200 pounds.
02:00:08.000 And if you look at him, he's pretty stout.
02:00:10.000 Then his next fight.
02:00:12.000 Look at that.
02:00:12.000 Come on, son.
02:00:13.000 But his next fight, he had to fight Antonio Tarver.
02:00:16.000 And Tarver's a legit, world-class light heavyweight.
02:00:21.000 And...
02:00:22.000 And Roy just didn't look the same.
02:00:24.000 It didn't look the same dropping all that weight coming back from heavyweight to fight Tarver, and Tarver knocked him out.
02:00:30.000 What's the weight difference that he went down to?
02:00:31.000 25 pounds. 1.00
02:00:32.000 That's a lot of fucking weight. 1.00
02:00:33.000 That's a lot of fucking weight. 1.00
02:00:34.000 A lot of fucking weight. 1.00
02:00:35.000 Especially when you're that high up. 0.99
02:00:36.000 Not only that, let's be just real here.
02:00:39.000 Let's be real here.
02:00:40.000 There's not a lot of ways where a man in his 30s gains 25 pounds.
02:00:44.000 Well, come on.
02:00:45.000 Other than...
02:00:51.000 Mexican supplements!
02:00:52.000 Yeah! 1.00
02:00:53.000 In my ass and then in my arm. 1.00
02:00:55.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00
02:00:55.000 You know what Tarver said? 1.00
02:00:57.000 You got excuses tonight, Roy?
02:00:58.000 That's what he said to him before he knocked him out.
02:01:00.000 When they were facing each other.
02:01:02.000 But if you look at Roy in this fight, he just does not look as good.
02:01:05.000 He just did not look as good.
02:01:06.000 He was more smooth.
02:01:08.000 He didn't look as muscular.
02:01:10.000 And Tarver was a real problem, man.
02:01:11.000 Tarver's a dangerous guy. 0.99
02:01:12.000 See, Roy, when you're losing that much weight to get down from 200 pounds, you're fucking depleted, man. 0.99
02:01:18.000 I don't care what anybody says. 0.99
02:01:19.000 For him to take that fight, if he's going to do it smart, he should have been fucking marathon running for like a year or something. 0.98
02:01:25.000 Just try to lose that weight. 0.97
02:01:27.000 But to try to lose 25 pounds of muscle...
02:01:30.000 In just a few months time, that's right there.
02:01:33.000 That was the left hand that knocked him out. 0.99
02:01:35.000 And Tarver was a world-class motherfucker back then. 0.99
02:01:40.000 Tarver might have knocked him out even if they did fight without any problem. 0.99
02:01:43.000 But Roy for sure had a problem.
02:01:45.000 He had a real hard time making that weight.
02:01:47.000 And Tarver was legit as they come.
02:01:50.000 Where's he now, Roy Jones?
02:01:51.000 Tarver's still fighting.
02:01:52.000 And Roy Jones Jr. just retired.
02:01:54.000 Tarver's a heavyweight now.
02:01:55.000 What?
02:01:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:01:57.000 He took some time off because he got caught with... 1.00
02:01:59.000 He got caught with some shit. 0.99
02:02:11.000 Something happened. 1.00
02:02:12.000 And Roy Jones just retired, huh?
02:02:13.000 Yes, thankfully.
02:02:15.000 But he was willing to come out of retirement for Michael B. Jordan...
02:02:19.000 What?
02:02:19.000 Who was saying that he could box with him because of the movie Creed.
02:02:23.000 Oh, get the fuck out of here. 0.99
02:02:24.000 And Roy was legitimately trying to set it up. 0.98
02:02:27.000 Why? 0.99
02:02:28.000 For publicity shit? 1.00
02:02:29.000 He was like, I'm going to fuck this dude up and make a lot of money. 1.00
02:02:31.000 Yeah, beat the shit out of him. 1.00
02:02:32.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:02:33.000 Michael B. Jordan. 0.99
02:02:34.000 But he was apparently, he was legitimately trying to set it up.
02:02:36.000 We made a video where I was telling Michael B. Jordan, please, I don't care who's talking to you, listen to me.
02:02:42.000 Do not do this. 1.00
02:02:43.000 Yeah, dude, what the fuck? 1.00
02:02:44.000 Do not do this. 1.00
02:02:45.000 End your career?
02:02:46.000 You have no idea how bad that guy's gonna light you on fire. 0.70
02:02:50.000 He's going to light you on fire. 0.59
02:02:51.000 In his worst days.
02:02:52.000 It was a joke, but Justin Bieber said he wanted to fight Tom Cruise. 1.00
02:02:57.000 Dana White said, fuck it, set it up. 0.99
02:02:59.000 I don't know why he was joking, but the internet ran with it. 1.00
02:03:02.000 And you know what?
02:03:03.000 I would love to see that.
02:03:05.000 That's why he did it, because he knows people would pay money.
02:03:08.000 That's hilarious. 0.88
02:03:09.000 I'd watch the fuck out of that. 0.87
02:03:10.000 You wouldn't watch that fight? 0.98
02:03:12.000 Tom Cruise was like a high school wrestling state champion or something like that.
02:03:16.000 Was he?
02:03:16.000 Yeah.
02:03:17.000 There's pictures of that for sure.
02:03:18.000 So why wouldn't you want to watch that?
02:03:20.000 That's my point.
02:03:20.000 He's 85 years old.
02:03:21.000 He's 55 though.
02:03:23.000 He's 85 years old and he just broke his ankle doing a movie.
02:03:25.000 Dope.
02:03:26.000 And he believes in warlocks. 1.00
02:03:27.000 I want to see him fight a fucking weirdo kid. 1.00
02:03:29.000 They're both super small too. 1.00
02:03:30.000 I don't know how that would like, it wouldn't be super interesting.
02:03:33.000 I met Justin Bieber when he was a young fella.
02:03:35.000 He came to the UFC. I worked with him young.
02:03:38.000 We did fucking punk with that kid. 0.97
02:03:39.000 When he was 16, I don't know, 17. Listen, man, that ain't a way to do it. 0.98
02:03:44.000 But if you're gonna do it, he's handled it as good as any.
02:03:46.000 Yeah.
02:03:47.000 That's not a way to grow up.
02:03:49.000 It's a terrible way to grow up. 0.99
02:03:50.000 If anybody says they would handle that differently, they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. 0.99
02:03:55.000 Pretty fucking good job. 0.98
02:03:56.000 I think what would help him, like legitimately help him, is a real struggle, like jiu-jitsu. 0.98
02:04:01.000 Get into real martial arts.
02:04:02.000 I don't know if he's into it.
02:04:03.000 Well, that's what I'm saying.
02:04:04.000 I think he's fighting because he's training now.
02:04:06.000 Is he?
02:04:06.000 I think he offered up a fight because he's learning how to train.
02:04:08.000 Tired of people talking shit. 1.00
02:04:09.000 He got sick of that shit. 1.00
02:04:11.000 He's like, come fuck up. 1.00
02:04:12.000 Look at... 1.00
02:04:16.000 Wiz Khalifa.
02:04:17.000 Dude, Wiz is jacked.
02:04:18.000 Wiz is a super nice guy.
02:04:19.000 Jacked.
02:04:20.000 Super nice guy. 1.00
02:04:21.000 But I'm saying, he used to be thin and now he's like, fuck that, I'm gonna jack out. 0.99
02:04:24.000 Did you see the podcast I did with him? 0.99
02:04:25.000 We talked about it, yeah.
02:04:26.000 He just really got into it. 1.00
02:04:29.000 You guys got baked as fuck. 1.00
02:04:31.000 Not as baked as I did with Be Real. 1.00
02:04:33.000 That's the highest I've ever been in anything.
02:04:35.000 Be Real, Cypress Hill.
02:04:36.000 We were barbecued.
02:04:37.000 We were barbecued already and then we're like, when we get in the car, then we're gonna really smoke.
02:04:41.000 I'm like, no!
02:04:44.000 Dude, he does a show about putting weed and food on Vice.
02:04:48.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:04:48.000 And those motherfuckers eat endless amounts of fucking weed on camera. 1.00
02:04:52.000 That's all they do all day. 1.00
02:04:53.000 They smoke joints waiting to eat the weed food.
02:04:55.000 I was like, this dude is legit.
02:04:57.000 Be real.
02:04:57.000 He's a Jedi.
02:04:58.000 He's a Jedi. 0.73
02:04:58.000 He didn't even flinch. 0.73
02:04:59.000 I tapped out like two minutes into the car ride.
02:05:03.000 We're not in a car ride.
02:05:04.000 We're just sitting in a parked car.
02:05:05.000 But two minutes into sitting in the parked car smoking weed.
02:05:07.000 I'm like, I can't do this.
02:05:08.000 I'm going to talk.
02:05:10.000 You want me... 0.99
02:05:10.000 If you want me to speak English, I'm gonna have to fucking chill. 0.99
02:05:13.000 I just put my joint down. 0.98
02:05:14.000 I'm like, I'm gonna take a break here.
02:05:15.000 I was so high.
02:05:17.000 But those are guys that could smoke blunts to themselves.
02:05:19.000 Mm-hmm.
02:05:19.000 That's great.
02:05:20.000 That, to me, is like...
02:05:21.000 Don't watch movies with three-lip blunts.
02:05:23.000 Yo, Star Wars 1. This shit look fake as fuck. 1.00
02:05:26.000 Fuck. 1.00
02:05:29.000 You know, what's his name? 1.00
02:05:33.000 Action Bronson does that show where he gets high and watches Ancient Aliens.
02:05:37.000 I was trying to do it last season, but every time they were doing it, I was busy doing something else and I couldn't do it.
02:05:43.000 Dude, he's the best.
02:05:44.000 They get high and watch Ancient Aliens.
02:05:45.000 That dude is the best.
02:05:47.000 And they sit around on a green screen.
02:05:48.000 That's a show!
02:05:49.000 That's a show!
02:05:50.000 But that's good TV. That's better than half of the other bullshit that's out there. 1.00
02:05:54.000 That's fun and new. 0.99
02:05:55.000 Well, it's fun, for sure.
02:05:57.000 Look, I mean, think about, if you can have some dude showing up at garage sales trying to get the best deal, you can't have Action Broadcasting on a green screen with his homies getting blasted.
02:06:09.000 Come on, bro.
02:06:10.000 Yeah, hilarious, bro.
02:06:11.000 His big body best right there.
02:06:13.000 Look at his headset.
02:06:15.000 Got that Tommy Tung joint.
02:06:16.000 Yeah.
02:06:18.000 Not quite.
02:06:19.000 Tommy Chong joint's right here, folks.
02:06:21.000 Look at DJ Alchemist is sleeping on the far right.
02:06:24.000 He's not even awake.
02:06:26.000 Look at him.
02:06:27.000 He's a good dude.
02:06:28.000 Action?
02:06:28.000 Yeah, he's a really good dude.
02:06:29.000 That dude's the shit. 1.00
02:06:30.000 Let me see that thing. 1.00
02:06:31.000 This is the Tommy Chong joint.
02:06:32.000 Be gentle, bro. 1.00
02:06:35.000 He's smoking a fat one, but not like that motherfucker. 1.00
02:06:37.000 This is ridiculous. 1.00
02:06:38.000 Unless the Tommy Chong joint dropped down to that size. 0.97
02:06:41.000 You're never going to smoke this.
02:06:42.000 No, I'm going to keep it forever.
02:06:44.000 He's a legend.
02:06:45.000 Tommy Chong is a legend.
02:06:46.000 I used to listen to his albums when I was a kid, man.
02:06:49.000 For me to just even be on a podcast with him was surreal.
02:06:52.000 I just didn't want to waste his time.
02:06:53.000 I just wanted to be nice to him.
02:06:55.000 Isn't that weird, though, for him?
02:06:56.000 I've been on another podcast.
02:06:57.000 It's big for him, though.
02:06:58.000 Isn't that wild? 1.00
02:06:59.000 Doesn't that make you feel the type of way where you're like, I'm a hero of this dude, and he's like, dude, I love your shit. 0.99
02:07:04.000 I'm happy. 0.99
02:07:05.000 I'm happy that Tommy Chong loves me because I love him.
02:07:07.000 Him, Cheech.
02:07:08.000 As long as I was a kid, man.
02:07:09.000 Cheech, man, yeah.
02:07:10.000 Those guys were heroes. 1.00
02:07:12.000 They were ridiculous. 0.99
02:07:13.000 They made everything fun. 1.00
02:07:14.000 They were silly. 0.99
02:07:15.000 They were getting high, and it was silly. 0.99
02:07:18.000 I didn't even get high when I loved them.
02:07:20.000 When I was watching their movies when I was a kid, Up and Smoke, what year was that?
02:07:26.000 78?
02:07:26.000 77?
02:07:27.000 Let's say.
02:07:27.000 Okay.
02:07:28.000 And find that out and then find out what year Big Bamboo came out.
02:07:32.000 Because Big Bamboo was the album that looked like rolling papers.
02:07:35.000 Right.
02:07:35.000 And they had a piece of paper in there, didn't they?
02:07:37.000 Yeah.
02:07:37.000 I think so.
02:07:38.000 I think there was a giant piece of paper.
02:07:39.000 They did.
02:07:39.000 Right?
02:07:40.000 78 was right.
02:07:41.000 78 was right.
02:07:42.000 Congratulations.
02:07:42.000 78. And then wait.
02:07:44.000 And then in that album, they would later put an actual piece of rolling paper in there.
02:07:50.000 Well, the record sleeve was a usable rolling paper.
02:07:54.000 It was gigantic.
02:07:55.000 It was way bigger than that.
02:07:57.000 That's incredible.
02:07:58.000 They were promoting illegal drugs.
02:08:00.000 You've got to think back then, marijuana was a full-on Schedule 1 drug.
02:08:05.000 Schedule 1. Schedule 1. Actually, that was 72, was Big Bamboo.
02:08:08.000 Oh, wow.
02:08:08.000 Big Bamboo was before.
02:08:09.000 Okay, so I was...
02:08:12.000 Five?
02:08:13.000 Six?
02:08:14.000 Yeah, there it is. 1.00
02:08:16.000 And there's the fucking rolling paper. 0.99
02:08:17.000 I was five years old. 0.99
02:08:19.000 So I was born in 67. This was 72. So that's the rolling paper.
02:08:22.000 Wow, they have a real one. 0.99
02:08:23.000 Look at the fucking inside cover. 0.99
02:08:25.000 The picture of the two of them. 1.00
02:08:26.000 That is crazy.
02:08:28.000 Pause it when you get to that picture.
02:08:29.000 Look at that picture.
02:08:31.000 That's crazy.
02:08:32.000 Before they were together in that improv group he was in when they were really young, like right before that.
02:08:37.000 Right.
02:08:37.000 That's crazy.
02:08:38.000 Is that where that's from?
02:08:39.000 It's right before that.
02:08:40.000 Oh, I can find it again.
02:08:41.000 These guys are still doing shows.
02:08:43.000 Still selling out.
02:08:45.000 Here's the thing.
02:08:46.000 Santino and Rogan in 2084. We're going to be taking our vitamins.
02:08:50.000 Take it over, dog.
02:08:51.000 We're going to be taking our vitamins, man.
02:08:53.000 Can you believe that, though? 0.99
02:08:54.000 That's powerful to have that long-term effect of being talented and producing good shit. 1.00
02:09:01.000 Those motherfuckers have been funny and cool for years and years and years. 1.00
02:09:04.000 They still have fans. 1.00
02:09:05.000 I mean, think about it.
02:09:06.000 If you have fans from 72 to 2019, kapow.
02:09:10.000 Name somebody else that's like that.
02:09:11.000 Who's killing it like that, right?
02:09:12.000 Who would be from that era that's still doing what they do in the comedy world?
02:09:16.000 Well, it would have been Bill Cosby if he didn't have a few...
02:09:18.000 What did he do?
02:09:19.000 Something happened, I don't remember.
02:09:22.000 Did you see that someone was tweeting from Bill Cosby's account about Father's Day?
02:09:26.000 It was his wife, apparently, right?
02:09:27.000 Isn't that what it was?
02:09:28.000 Somebody said on the internet, his wife goes, real men take care of their families. 0.93
02:09:36.000 Imagine just looking at your computer going, yep, this is a good one.
02:09:40.000 It's a good idea to put this out there.
02:09:41.000 Definitely a good idea to stay relevant.
02:09:46.000 Not a good idea to hang back.
02:09:47.000 I don't want a bad rep in prison.
02:09:48.000 I mean, how many rapes do you have to have where people forget?
02:09:52.000 How many rapes does it take to get the center of a jail cell? 1.00
02:09:55.000 What do you got?
02:09:56.000 I'm checking.
02:09:57.000 Hold on.
02:09:58.000 It's so strange that when I was a kid, he was the cleanest, friendliest family guy.
02:10:06.000 He was Fat Albert.
02:10:08.000 He was Jell-O Pudding.
02:10:10.000 He was this super sweet, nice guy.
02:10:14.000 Clean cut.
02:10:15.000 Clean cut.
02:10:16.000 And that's the same thing with the talk about the male feminists. 1.00
02:10:19.000 There's guys that want women to do great because they're just kind.
02:10:22.000 They want everybody to do great.
02:10:23.000 You know what I'm talking about.
02:10:24.000 But then there's guys that are just weasels.
02:10:26.000 Yes.
02:10:27.000 It must be similar to those clean-cut guys that are just really pushing you to not use such language.
02:10:34.000 Why would you say something like that? 1.00
02:10:36.000 Those guys are almost always fucked up. 1.00
02:10:39.000 Of course. 1.00
02:10:40.000 Something's up.
02:10:41.000 Something's up. 0.97
02:10:42.000 What do you give a fuck about people using certain words? 0.99
02:10:44.000 Do you not know what a word is? 0.99
02:10:46.000 A word is a vehicle for conveying intent.
02:10:49.000 Some of them disturb you? 1.00
02:10:51.000 What's going on behind your fucking screens, bro? 1.00
02:10:53.000 Right. 1.00
02:10:54.000 What's happening in there?
02:10:55.000 When you deprive people of things, good God, do they want it more.
02:11:00.000 And when they show signs of depravity, that means that's something deep inside of them.
02:11:04.000 Do you think that everyone who's like squeaky clean is a pervert?
02:11:08.000 Well, of some semblance, yeah.
02:11:09.000 Yeah, right?
02:11:10.000 Yes, of course.
02:11:11.000 When you preach perfection, what does that really mean?
02:11:14.000 Something's wrong with you, bro.
02:11:15.000 Something's wrong with you, dude.
02:11:17.000 Yeah.
02:11:17.000 Why are you telling me how to be perfect?
02:11:18.000 Why are you telling me how to fucking stop doing heroin? 0.99
02:11:22.000 Are you? 0.99
02:11:23.000 Are you?
02:11:24.000 Duncan told me this about the Dalai Lama.
02:11:26.000 Hilarious story.
02:11:27.000 And he's blind?
02:11:28.000 He goes to the Dalai Lama, says...
02:11:32.000 His mother wants him to quit doing sugar.
02:11:35.000 And he says, come back in one month.
02:11:38.000 So he comes back in one month.
02:11:40.000 And he goes, stop doing sugar.
02:11:43.000 And the mother's like, well, why did you wait a month?
02:11:45.000 He goes, I want to see if I could do it.
02:11:54.000 That's hilarious.
02:11:56.000 That's so poignant.
02:11:57.000 Like, oh, yeah.
02:11:59.000 Yeah, you should, right?
02:12:00.000 Yeah.
02:12:00.000 There's a lot of people telling you That's wild.
02:12:04.000 Respect women.
02:12:05.000 Just respect them.
02:12:05.000 Meanwhile, that guy just got done screaming at his ex-girlfriend.
02:12:09.000 Fucking bitch! 1.00
02:12:11.000 I'll fucking strangle you and shit. 1.00
02:12:12.000 I'm on Twitter, you fucking bitch! 1.00
02:12:14.000 You fucking bitch. 1.00
02:12:17.000 And then it's like, women are goddesses. 1.00
02:12:20.000 You must be respected.
02:12:21.000 Dude, those who throw stones always live in a glass house.
02:12:25.000 They always do it.
02:12:26.000 That's the first person to throw something is the first person that's like, what's really going on with you?
02:12:30.000 Hey, by the way, by the way.
02:12:32.000 By the way.
02:12:32.000 By the way, you see Louie at Skankfest.
02:12:35.000 What a response.
02:12:37.000 Interesting.
02:12:38.000 Our boy Tim Dillon tweeted about it and people went after him.
02:12:43.000 He tweeted, best moment of my year or something like that.
02:12:46.000 You know what someone said to me?
02:12:48.000 People lost it. 0.98
02:12:49.000 I fucking love Tim Dillon. 1.00
02:12:51.000 Someone said that, you know, hey, fuck you, Joe Rogan. 1.00
02:12:55.000 He sexually assaulted women. 1.00
02:12:58.000 Like, man... 0.59
02:13:01.000 I understand that people are upset about what he did, but he did not sexually assault women. 0.98
02:13:07.000 And to say that, the one group of people that it really fucks is people who have been actually sexually assaulted. 0.97
02:13:18.000 Yes, sure. 0.98
02:13:20.000 What he did is not good. 0.99
02:13:22.000 But when a guy says, can I jerk off in front of you? 0.99
02:13:26.000 And you say yes, and he does it. 0.99
02:13:28.000 There's a big difference between that and sexual assault.
02:13:31.000 And contrary to popular opinion...
02:13:33.000 I don't know how many people really know the story.
02:13:35.000 And again, I'm not saying that what he did was good.
02:13:38.000 What he did was definitely not good.
02:13:40.000 When people said no, he didn't do it.
02:13:42.000 It's not like he made people do it if they didn't say yes.
02:13:44.000 He asked questions.
02:13:46.000 And a lot of people don't know this.
02:13:48.000 I saw an article in one of these papers that was saying that he's changing his story.
02:13:52.000 He's not changing his story.
02:13:53.000 What he said was their stories were true.
02:13:55.000 But in their stories...
02:13:58.000 I don't think he wanted to defend every single aspect of it, but as far as I know, he didn't – no one said no and then he did it anyway.
02:14:06.000 That's all I've ever heard.
02:14:07.000 And Sarah Silverman talked about how he would ask her and she would say yes and he would do it.
02:14:12.000 Sometimes she would say no.
02:14:12.000 Say no, right.
02:14:13.000 Sometimes she didn't. 1.00
02:14:14.000 I want to see you jerk off. 1.00
02:14:14.000 Stop. 1.00
02:14:15.000 Right. 0.99
02:14:16.000 He's a freak. 0.82
02:14:17.000 Okay? 0.99
02:14:18.000 He's a weirdo.
02:14:18.000 He's a genius comic.
02:14:20.000 And I don't think he's as bad as people want to believe he is.
02:14:24.000 I think he made mistakes like a human.
02:14:26.000 And I don't think it was good.
02:14:28.000 And again, I don't think he's happy about it at all.
02:14:30.000 I think that's a giant understatement.
02:14:35.000 But when does it end?
02:14:37.000 Like, when is he allowed to perform?
02:14:40.000 When is he allowed to perform for people who forgive him?
02:14:42.000 When is he allowed to perform?
02:14:44.000 I don't know.
02:14:46.000 The conversation...
02:14:49.000 It comes to a point where it's not like you're endorsing terrible behavior, but you are saying at a certain point in time, you've got to give someone a way out.
02:14:55.000 Because if you don't, then they start to recognize what you are.
02:14:58.000 And you're kind of a tyrant.
02:15:00.000 And you're kind of saying you don't believe in forgiveness, you don't believe in improvement, you don't believe in anybody ever getting past a bad deed that they did.
02:15:08.000 And I think as a human who's a kind – you try to be a kind person, try to be a fair person.
02:15:15.000 You know, you gotta let people grow and move past mistakes.
02:15:20.000 I don't know when it is, I don't know what someone has to say in order to get you to forgive it, but the fact that people dwell on it, unless you and him have a personal thing, and you want to talk to him about it, and I don't know if he has, I don't know if he's done any of that stuff.
02:15:35.000 But I think as a culture, we are way too quick not just to condemn but to attack and to continue to attack relentlessly and to never want someone to get up.
02:15:47.000 And that's not a sign of a compassionate person.
02:15:51.000 And maybe it's partly to blame for people who don't express themselves and don't give you a full version of who they are and you let people contemplate who you are.
02:16:01.000 And I think anyone in the public eye has been guilty of that to some extent.
02:16:04.000 But this is a significant issue.
02:16:06.000 And I think that people immediately start taking sides, and they start going girl versus boy, male versus female.
02:16:15.000 And I think there's real danger in us splitting up like that, too.
02:16:20.000 We can't get to this place where women feel like they can't trust men, and men feel like they can't trust women just universally, and then you find rare exceptions. 0.97
02:16:30.000 Like, I've read shit like that before. 0.99
02:16:32.000 Like, I read some lady wrote, it was kind of sad, she wrote like, any straight white male is trash unless proven otherwise. 1.00
02:16:40.000 It's like, look, I know it must be hard. 0.99
02:16:43.000 Okay, dude.
02:16:44.000 I know it must be hard out there.
02:16:45.000 What an insane thing to cast such a big net.
02:16:47.000 Not just to even think it. 0.99
02:16:48.000 All Filipinos have a bad leg. 1.00
02:16:51.000 But you're broadcasting it to your 16,000 followers. 0.92
02:16:56.000 You're putting that on your Twitter page. 0.72
02:16:58.000 It's silly, though. 1.00
02:16:58.000 It's a crazy way of looking at shit. 1.00
02:16:59.000 You can't encompass an entire group of humans. 0.99
02:17:02.000 Ever.
02:17:02.000 Ever.
02:17:03.000 Ever.
02:17:03.000 It doesn't make sense.
02:17:04.000 It doesn't make sense. 0.98
02:17:05.000 So what the fuck are we... 0.99
02:17:06.000 Look... 1.00
02:17:08.000 But I get where they're coming from.
02:17:10.000 Sure.
02:17:10.000 Because they feel like they're gaining ground.
02:17:12.000 Sure.
02:17:12.000 So a guy like Louis C.K. comes back and they're connecting him with Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby.
02:17:17.000 No.
02:17:17.000 I don't think it's the same thing.
02:17:20.000 Again, I don't think what he did was good.
02:17:22.000 Look, I have all daughters, man.
02:17:23.000 We have classes of crimes. 0.98
02:17:24.000 I don't want anybody jerking off in front of them when they really don't want it. 0.97
02:17:26.000 Sure! 0.98
02:17:26.000 Sure! 0.98
02:17:27.000 It's not good.
02:17:28.000 And I'm sorry about that last summer.
02:17:29.000 I didn't mean to do that.
02:17:30.000 It's a barbecue.
02:17:32.000 I just thought, whatever.
02:17:32.000 I had a good time, dude.
02:17:33.000 I had a good time.
02:17:34.000 I didn't feel bad at all. 1.00
02:17:34.000 No, but fucking, come on, man. 1.00
02:17:36.000 I just think that, like, we have classes of crimes. 1.00
02:17:38.000 You're not going to do it in this world?
02:17:41.000 You're going to say they're all the same?
02:17:42.000 I heard someone, I was seeing someone saying what he did was definitely a crime.
02:17:46.000 And I was like, come on.
02:17:48.000 You might be upset that he did it, but it's not a crime.
02:17:51.000 It's wrong.
02:17:51.000 It's unfortunate.
02:17:52.000 It's fucked up. 0.99
02:17:53.000 The real problem, the real issue is that he was in a position where these girls were admiring him. 1.00
02:17:57.000 Right.
02:17:57.000 And I think he's recognized that.
02:18:00.000 I don't think he's explained it to some people's, what they desire.
02:18:05.000 You know, some people's requirements.
02:18:07.000 And I appreciate that, and I understand that.
02:18:10.000 I really just think what a lot of us are missing is just a lack of communication and compassion and understanding.
02:18:17.000 Yes.
02:18:17.000 I think we're missing a lot of that.
02:18:19.000 Totally.
02:18:19.000 And we're real, you know, we've got to think of people, like, anytime someone's, I mean, I'm not talking about people that are serial killers.
02:18:24.000 I'm just talking about people who make mistakes.
02:18:26.000 You've got to treat, we're all human beings.
02:18:28.000 Yeah.
02:18:28.000 People make mistakes.
02:18:29.000 We fuck up. 0.99
02:18:30.000 Doesn't mean you're a canceled person. 1.00
02:18:31.000 We've got to stop with that.
02:18:33.000 I really think that.
02:18:34.000 Because I just think that it's not helping anybody.
02:18:36.000 And it's getting people's jollies off because they watch someone crash down. 0.99
02:18:40.000 Yeah, people love to watch someone fucking burn. 0.96
02:18:42.000 And I was also thinking that also when this kind of stuff happens, people don't want to ever reconsider their opinion on a person. 0.99
02:18:49.000 Like, there was this thing about Kevin Spacey. 0.97
02:18:52.000 And they made the text available of this guy who Kevin Spacey was touching his dick going back and forth with his girlfriend. 0.99
02:19:00.000 Bro, they were laughing about it. 0.99
02:19:02.000 And they're trying to make it seem like this is evidence that he was scared and that Kevin Spacey was sexually abusing him. 0.99
02:19:07.000 They were like, oh my god, he's gay. 0.99
02:19:09.000 He's gay. 1.00
02:19:09.000 He's touching my dick. 1.00
02:19:10.000 He's gay. 1.00
02:19:11.000 He's unzipping my pants. 1.00
02:19:11.000 He's gay. 1.00
02:19:12.000 This guy was texting his girlfriend while Kevin Spacey... 1.00
02:19:15.000 I'm in his asshole. 1.00
02:19:16.000 He's so gay. 1.00
02:19:17.000 He's so gay. 1.00
02:19:18.000 He must be gay because I'm fucking him in his mouth now. 1.00
02:19:20.000 Bro, they released all the text messages, but they didn't release some of them. 1.00
02:19:25.000 And the mother said that she deleted a lot of them that related to his frat boy-like behavior.
02:19:31.000 What is that? 1.00
02:19:33.000 Probably jokes about getting his dick sucked by Kevin Spacey and how hilarious that was. 1.00
02:19:37.000 Leave that shit in there. 1.00
02:19:38.000 That's hilarious, yeah. 1.00
02:19:39.000 No, there's some deception going on.
02:19:40.000 I think, I mean, obviously I'm not a lawyer, but I think they're trying to make some money.
02:19:46.000 That's what I think.
02:19:47.000 Sure. 1.00
02:19:47.000 I think it's horse shit. 1.00
02:19:48.000 I don't think this 18-year-old kid's worried about this 800-year-old man touching his dick. 1.00
02:19:52.000 He flatlined that guy. 1.00
02:19:54.000 He just popped him in the face. 1.00
02:19:55.000 When you're 18, you'll punch the fuck out of some 65-year-old pervert. 1.00
02:19:59.000 Come in, little boy. 1.00
02:20:00.000 Come in.
02:20:01.000 Unless he's a small fellow.
02:20:02.000 I don't know if he's...
02:20:03.000 I have no idea about his physical stature. 1.00
02:20:05.000 But if I was 18, some guy kept grabbing my dick, I'd put him to sleep. 1.00
02:20:09.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00
02:20:11.000 That's the first thing you do at 18. You're like, I'm gonna fight you, dude.
02:20:13.000 I'm like, you're not gonna fuck me, man. 1.00
02:20:15.000 What is this? 1.00
02:20:16.000 What's this shit? 1.00
02:20:17.000 Start with the accuser texting. 1.00
02:20:18.000 Like, he's hanging around me in the bar.
02:20:20.000 He's got my number and asked me to come out with him.
02:20:23.000 The girlfriend replies, are you kidding?
02:20:25.000 And then sends two other messages saying, what?
02:20:28.000 And then it says, sounds like he's hitting on you.
02:20:32.000 The man types, I think he is.
02:20:34.000 And then he's grabbing my leg and expletive. 1.00
02:20:37.000 Oh my God, you can't say cock. 0.99
02:20:39.000 And goes away to say, I'm not gay. 0.99
02:20:42.000 Adding, but I think Spacey is.
02:20:45.000 The accuser continued texting, saying that he was being touched inappropriately, like eight times later, adding.
02:20:50.000 And then he invited me to his house.
02:20:52.000 Hey! 0.99
02:20:54.000 Pro tip! 0.96
02:20:56.000 Pro tip. 1.00
02:20:56.000 When a dude is touching your dick, you gotta tell him to stop. 1.00
02:21:02.000 Look at this. 1.00
02:21:02.000 Not once does he say the guy's trying to tell him to stop. 1.00
02:21:05.000 What the expletive fuck is happening? 0.99
02:21:07.000 Yeah, I saw this. 1.00
02:21:07.000 I saw this. 1.00
02:21:08.000 Have fun.
02:21:09.000 Too much fun.
02:21:09.000 I was gonna get to that.
02:21:10.000 Jesus Christ, you reached down my pants. 1.00
02:21:12.000 What the fuck is happening? 0.99
02:21:13.000 Have fun, but not too much fun, if you know what I mean. 1.00
02:21:16.000 Jesus Christ, you reached down my pants. 0.99
02:21:18.000 Help.
02:21:18.000 No, this is Kevin ducking Spacey.
02:21:21.000 The bitch can't even spell it. 1.00
02:21:22.000 She fucked the auto-text up. 1.00
02:21:24.000 He's gay. 1.00
02:21:25.000 He's buying me another drink. 0.99
02:21:26.000 Oh my god. 1.00
02:21:27.000 Babe, he's gay. 1.00
02:21:28.000 I think I want to hang. 1.00
02:21:29.000 This kid is gay. 1.00
02:21:31.000 Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00
02:21:32.000 Why are you texting? 0.99
02:21:33.000 The accuser writes that he got autographs and a hell of a story.
02:21:38.000 Come on, man.
02:21:39.000 Opportunistic.
02:21:41.000 Opportunistic. 0.98
02:21:41.000 Maybe he's not gay. 0.98
02:21:43.000 Maybe he's just a kid having a good time and doesn't understand how crazy this is. 0.96
02:21:46.000 Not a lot of people who get sexually assaulted have time to text.
02:21:49.000 Okay?
02:21:49.000 I'm just saying.
02:21:51.000 He's having fun playing around.
02:21:52.000 He was enjoying the fact that it was Kevin Spacey doing to him, for sure.
02:21:55.000 But it doesn't sound to me in any way like he was threatened.
02:21:58.000 It sounds like he let the guy touch him.
02:21:59.000 And maybe he should be accused of blue balling, Mr. Spacey.
02:22:03.000 Did Spacey get a nut?
02:22:04.000 Does it say that at the end?
02:22:06.000 Do you think that he was flirting with him a little bit?
02:22:08.000 Come on.
02:22:08.000 Keep Kevin Spacey around?
02:22:10.000 He thinks it's funny. 1.00
02:22:11.000 It's fucked up. 1.00
02:22:12.000 The whole story's fucked up. 0.99
02:22:13.000 If Kevin Spacey really did do it, then it's fucked up that we're joking about it. 0.99
02:22:16.000 Yeah. 0.92
02:22:17.000 And if Kevin Spacey didn't do it, then it's fucked up that this guy is trying to set him up because he just wants to make money and he's ruining Kevin Spacey's life. 0.76
02:22:24.000 Yeah. 0.77
02:22:24.000 But Kevin Spacey's life is already in the middle. 0.77
02:22:26.000 Yeah, it's a spiral. 1.00
02:22:27.000 There's a lot of shit going on. 1.00
02:22:28.000 There's a lot of shit. 1.00
02:22:29.000 A lot of dick grabbing. 1.00
02:22:30.000 This was an isolated incident. 0.99
02:22:31.000 That was one of many, but different many.
02:22:33.000 But it's a different thing.
02:22:34.000 If you look at that story, after you read those texts, you go, oh, this is a different thing. 1.00
02:22:39.000 This isn't like he's trying to force some guy into a bathroom and bludgeon him and fuck him while he's unconscious. 0.99
02:22:43.000 No, they're partied out having a good time. 1.00
02:22:45.000 He said they're buying us another drink.
02:22:46.000 The guy is hanging around.
02:22:48.000 Yes.
02:22:48.000 He's not being forced against his will.
02:22:51.000 There's no one that's holding him there. 0.99
02:22:52.000 Yeah, if you got your dick grabbed once and you didn't want it, you don't let it happen seven more times. 0.99
02:22:56.000 You also don't text someone. 1.00
02:22:59.000 He grabbed his dick eight times! 1.00
02:23:01.000 And everyone's like, look, the victim is crying for help. 1.00
02:23:04.000 Yeah, and he texts someone, he just grabbed my dick. 1.00
02:23:07.000 I did it again! 1.00
02:23:08.000 This is what men have to really truly understand.
02:23:10.000 It is so much different when a guy like Kevin Spacey, and again, I don't know what this guy looked like, but I'm going to assume it was me at 18. Sure.
02:23:18.000 A normal kid who does athletic stuff.
02:23:23.000 I'm strong at 18. I'm not worried about him raping me is what my point is. 0.59
02:23:27.000 Whereas a woman, if a guy's doing that and the guy's cornered you- Fear. 0.86
02:23:31.000 Yeah, there's fear.
02:23:32.000 There's heavy fear. 0.99
02:23:32.000 You're literally worried this guy could rape you. 0.99
02:23:34.000 I hope he's not that guy that would rape me, the kind of guy. 1.00
02:23:37.000 Right. 1.00
02:23:37.000 Because women don't know if you're the kind of guy that would rape them. 1.00
02:23:39.000 Because look at Ted Bundy, man. 0.99
02:23:41.000 He was a handsome guy.
02:23:42.000 Yeah.
02:23:42.000 And girls would just go with him because they thought, like, oh, he looks good.
02:23:46.000 Yeah, he's fine.
02:23:47.000 He seems normal. 0.94
02:23:47.000 Next you know he's killing him. 0.94
02:23:48.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:23:48.000 Right? 0.99
02:23:49.000 So girls legitimately have to worry about that work, guys. 1.00
02:23:52.000 Don't.
02:23:52.000 So even this guy with Kevin Spacey, if he didn't like what Kevin Spacey was doing, there's no indication that he said it to him.
02:24:00.000 Right.
02:24:01.000 So Kevin Spacey's probably thinking, we're gonna party. 1.00
02:24:04.000 I'm touching this guy's dick. 1.00
02:24:05.000 He ain't saying shit. 1.00
02:24:06.000 He's just texting his friends. 1.00
02:24:08.000 You gotta tell your friends when I fuck your mouth. 1.00
02:24:10.000 Tell your friends. 1.00
02:24:11.000 I wanna fuck your friends, too. 1.00
02:24:12.000 Bring those motherfuckers over here. 1.00
02:24:13.000 Bring those guys, too. 1.00
02:24:14.000 Bring the whole team. 1.00
02:24:14.000 I'll fuck all of them. 1.00
02:24:16.000 He's probably thinking he's gonna have a good time because this guy's not saying anything. 1.00
02:24:19.000 Right.
02:24:20.000 Meanwhile, this guy's texting his... 1.00
02:24:21.000 Never does he say, hey, I told him to stop touching my dick and he won't leave me alone. 1.00
02:24:25.000 No. 1.00
02:24:25.000 Doesn't say that. 1.00
02:24:26.000 He said he invited me to his house.
02:24:27.000 We're ready to party.
02:24:28.000 I had to push him away from me. 0.99
02:24:29.000 I was gonna fuck him up, but I guess he's drunk. 1.00
02:24:31.000 I'm coming to you, baby, because I love you. 1.00
02:24:33.000 No, it's none of that. 1.00
02:24:34.000 It's like, LOL, he's jerking me off in his mouth. 0.99
02:24:37.000 She says, be careful, have fun, which is like, you're out for the night, I guess. 1.00
02:24:40.000 She even told him that being gay is okay. 0.83
02:24:42.000 She said, are you trying to tell me something?
02:24:44.000 Being gay is okay.
02:24:45.000 And that's when he responded, I'm not gay.
02:24:46.000 LOL. Bro, that kid's not scared.
02:24:49.000 Okay, this idea that he should get money because he was getting sexually assaulted. 0.52
02:24:54.000 No, you're getting hit on.
02:24:55.000 And you're at an establishment that serves drugs.
02:24:59.000 The drug that reduces inhibition better than any drug.
02:25:02.000 Alcohol. 1.00
02:25:03.000 And you're accepting this drug from this guy who's already touched your dick seven times. 1.00
02:25:07.000 Acknowledging it, by the way. 0.99
02:25:08.000 This isn't like a, I didn't know what was happening.
02:25:10.000 Written.
02:25:10.000 Dictating.
02:25:11.000 LOL. Joking about it.
02:25:14.000 His dick is in my ass. 1.00
02:25:15.000 How dare this guy. 1.00
02:25:16.000 Whoa! 0.71
02:25:16.000 What was happening? 0.71
02:25:17.000 Do you think that Kevin Spacey should be able to sue him back?
02:25:20.000 Countersuit for that?
02:25:21.000 For defamation of character? 1.00
02:25:22.000 Just for being a bitch. 1.00
02:25:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:25:25.000 Just sue for being a bitch. 1.00
02:25:27.000 If there was a court of men where you could judge Santino, please welcome this case. 1.00
02:25:35.000 Mr. Spacey touched this boy's dick over and over again and continued to buy him drinks. 0.99
02:25:39.000 And the man never said no, but he texted his girlfriend over and over again and then later on sued Mr. Spacey for sexual assault. 1.00
02:25:46.000 Your thoughts? 1.00
02:25:48.000 Young man, you're guilty of being a bitch. 1.00
02:25:51.000 You must serve time as a biatch. 1.00
02:25:54.000 Okay, then the question is, is there a real issue with him being 18?
02:25:58.000 He's legal.
02:25:59.000 Maybe he's legal, but maybe he's bewildered.
02:26:02.000 He doesn't know what to do.
02:26:04.000 Maybe he's never been around a famous guy like Kevin Spacey before.
02:26:08.000 He doesn't know how to tell a guy to get off of him.
02:26:10.000 He doesn't have experience being around gay guys. 1.00
02:26:12.000 Maybe he's never had a guy try to fuck him. 1.00
02:26:14.000 Yeah, but he's playing into the game. 0.99
02:26:16.000 The texts all say that he's playing.
02:26:18.000 Oh, he's touching me and maybe we're going to hang out with him.
02:26:20.000 He's doing this game.
02:26:21.000 He's playing a game.
02:26:23.000 Immaterial.
02:26:24.000 You're harassing the witness.
02:26:25.000 Did the kid work at the bar or something?
02:26:26.000 What was he doing at the bar? 1.00
02:26:28.000 Sucking dicks. 1.00
02:26:29.000 Was it a gay bar? 1.00
02:26:30.000 No.
02:26:30.000 He's 18. He was at a bar.
02:26:32.000 I think he worked there.
02:26:33.000 But he lied to him until he was 23. That was another part of the problem.
02:26:38.000 The kid lied and told Kevin Spacey he was older than he was.
02:26:41.000 Boom, boom, boom.
02:26:42.000 The plot thickens.
02:26:43.000 Also, there's bars you can go into under 21. I know you can be in there.
02:26:46.000 I was just saying, what was he doing?
02:26:47.000 Just hanging out?
02:26:48.000 Having fun?
02:26:48.000 Or was he working?
02:26:49.000 Well, he did say he's going to buy us drinks.
02:26:50.000 That's what I meant.
02:26:51.000 Was he like a busboy? 1.00
02:26:52.000 And he just kept walking by him and he kept grabbing his dick every time he walked by. 0.99
02:26:54.000 Didn't he say he worked there? 0.99
02:26:55.000 I'm looking at it.
02:26:56.000 I don't see anything else.
02:26:57.000 We don't need to keep talking about this.
02:26:58.000 This poor fella. 0.88
02:26:59.000 They didn't want to run into Kevin Spacey.
02:27:01.000 But it was a financial opportunity and he had to...
02:27:03.000 He had to capitalize.
02:27:04.000 Yeah.
02:27:05.000 Which thing's gonna happen?
02:27:05.000 Think he's gonna go to jail?
02:27:06.000 No, fuck no. 1.00
02:27:08.000 No, these guys... 1.00
02:27:09.000 Is that guy's gonna get any money?
02:27:10.000 Yeah.
02:27:11.000 The kid?
02:27:11.000 Hush money is...
02:27:12.000 Yeah, he'll get some hush money.
02:27:13.000 Why didn't he already get it?
02:27:13.000 How much does he want?
02:27:14.000 He'll get it all. 0.90
02:27:14.000 He got him drunk and then sexually assaulted him at that bar is what happened. 0.90
02:27:18.000 He worked there.
02:27:19.000 Is that what he said?
02:27:19.000 Yeah, he worked there as a busboy.
02:27:20.000 Okay.
02:27:22.000 People with wealth always get off.
02:27:24.000 Yeah.
02:27:25.000 Like, what's her name?
02:27:25.000 The USC people?
02:27:26.000 Lori Loughlin? 0.99
02:27:27.000 You know what's fucked up, man? 0.99
02:27:28.000 They get off. 0.99
02:27:29.000 The last season of House of Cards? 0.98
02:27:32.000 Nobody gave a fuck about it. 0.96
02:27:35.000 There was a big billboard. 0.96
02:27:37.000 The billboards and everyone was like, oh, okay.
02:27:39.000 It was a four-year consideration.
02:27:41.000 What is her name again?
02:27:44.000 Robin Wright.
02:27:45.000 Yeah, Robin Wright.
02:27:46.000 She's amazing.
02:27:46.000 She's amazing in the show.
02:27:47.000 She's one of the best actresses we've ever had alive.
02:27:49.000 She needed him to play off.
02:27:51.000 He was the ultimate evil that was turning her more evil.
02:27:55.000 Well, they're balanced.
02:27:56.000 She killed her boyfriend. 0.83
02:27:57.000 Spoiler alert.
02:27:58.000 Yeah.
02:27:59.000 Bro.
02:28:00.000 Yeah.
02:28:00.000 Bro.
02:28:01.000 By the way, in the show, he's doing a lot of gay shit. 1.00
02:28:04.000 Like, hint, hint. 1.00
02:28:05.000 The whole show he does. 1.00
02:28:06.000 He gets his cocks up in a library or some shit. 0.99
02:28:08.000 Kisses guys. 1.00
02:28:09.000 A lot of crazy shit. 1.00
02:28:10.000 It's a crazy fucking show. 1.00
02:28:12.000 Which is why I loved it. 0.99
02:28:13.000 And it was amazing. 1.00
02:28:13.000 And you needed a dirty, crazy fuck like Kevin Spacey to pull that character off. 1.00
02:28:18.000 For sure. 1.00
02:28:19.000 Look, part of you knew he knew what it was to be a crazy fuck. 1.00
02:28:25.000 It's like part of how he pulled that role off. 1.00
02:28:28.000 You bought it.
02:28:29.000 Okay? 1.00
02:28:29.000 That's not Ron Howard pretending to be banging dudes and Getting his dick sucked and all that stuff. 1.00
02:28:36.000 I think his best role is he's playing a crazy guy. 1.00
02:28:37.000 Yeah, he's crazy. 0.97
02:28:38.000 Yeah, always.
02:28:39.000 It's also why he's such an amazing artist, but it doesn't give him a license to victimize all those people that he went after.
02:28:47.000 Of course not. 0.80
02:28:48.000 It's not justifying, but what I'm saying is it's amazing how someone who is fucked up like that can produce You know, like, this kind of art where, like, he makes a show, right? 0.97
02:29:02.000 The show, a big part of what it was. 1.00
02:29:04.000 It's because you bought this guy as this crazy, tormented, twisted fuck. 1.00
02:29:09.000 Absolutely. 1.00
02:29:09.000 I mean, he was so eloquent at it. 1.00
02:29:12.000 He was unbelievable.
02:29:13.000 It looked so natural.
02:29:15.000 It was so real.
02:29:16.000 That's probably because it was real, right?
02:29:18.000 100%.
02:29:18.000 I mean, you know how many people in America you say...
02:29:20.000 For years, you're like, Kevin Spacey's gay.
02:29:22.000 And the business has known about it. 1.00
02:29:24.000 And they go, you're fucking out of your head. 1.00
02:29:30.000 You don't know he's gay? 1.00
02:29:31.000 What?
02:29:32.000 But how many people in America were like, no he's not?
02:29:34.000 In America we go, he's not gay. 1.00
02:29:36.000 What? 1.00
02:29:37.000 Fucking California. 1.00
02:29:39.000 Everybody thinks everybody's gay. 1.00
02:29:40.000 But that's the problem.
02:29:41.000 It's because there's a perception.
02:29:42.000 And in the show, him playing this character who's also art imitating life, balancing on this world of hiding a big secret.
02:29:48.000 It was just so close to home.
02:29:49.000 It was crazy.
02:29:50.000 It was such a good show, dude.
02:29:51.000 So good.
02:29:51.000 When she fell in love with that artist.
02:29:53.000 Oh, so good.
02:29:53.000 She went to live with him in New York.
02:29:55.000 And there's pictures of them together.
02:29:57.000 And it's like, whoa, this is crazy.
02:30:00.000 Crazy!
02:30:01.000 Watching them naked in bed in some amazing loft and so on. 0.94
02:30:04.000 But you needed them together.
02:30:05.000 After they kicked him out, you're like, what?
02:30:07.000 The dynamics was too strong when they were together.
02:30:09.000 It was amazing.
02:30:09.000 In the episode one that I watched, the only one that I watched, everybody looked super nervous.
02:30:13.000 Everybody looked super...
02:30:15.000 It just looked off.
02:30:16.000 What do you mean?
02:30:16.000 What do you mean?
02:30:17.000 Just looked off.
02:30:18.000 The show looked off.
02:30:19.000 They knew.
02:30:20.000 Jesus Christ.
02:30:21.000 They just fired Kevin Spacey and everybody was watching.
02:30:23.000 Even on camera, they're like, So we'll just continue this game.
02:30:27.000 It was just weird.
02:30:28.000 Yeah.
02:30:28.000 I mean, maybe it got better as time went on.
02:30:30.000 I didn't see it.
02:30:31.000 You know who I really liked, too?
02:30:33.000 Was his assistant, that guy that helped him out, that would do anything for him.
02:30:37.000 Yeah.
02:30:38.000 That killed Rachel Brosnahan.
02:30:40.000 Yeah, I don't remember that.
02:30:41.000 When you pushed her in front of a train?
02:30:42.000 No, no, no.
02:30:43.000 That was him.
02:30:44.000 That was Kevin Spacey.
02:30:45.000 Kevin Spacey killed a girl in front of the train. 0.99
02:30:48.000 Right, that was a hooker. 1.00
02:30:48.000 And then the other guy went back and killed a hooker. 1.00
02:30:50.000 Right, that was a hooker. 1.00
02:30:51.000 That hooker went on to be the marvelous Mrs. Maisel. 1.00
02:30:53.000 That's right. 0.95
02:30:55.000 Rachel Brosnahan.
02:30:56.000 That's right.
02:30:56.000 Yeah, that's right.
02:30:57.000 She's dope. 1.00
02:30:58.000 She's great. 0.98
02:30:59.000 She's very dope. 1.00
02:31:00.000 She's great in that Maisel show. 1.00
02:31:01.000 Yes, that is a good fucking show. 0.99
02:31:03.000 You know, Amazon's doing comedy specials now. 0.99
02:31:05.000 Are they?
02:31:06.000 They did Jim Gaffigan.
02:31:08.000 Oh, I know that.
02:31:09.000 And they did Russell Peters.
02:31:11.000 And they're doing some other ones as well.
02:31:13.000 I'll do one with them.
02:31:14.000 I'll do one over there.
02:31:15.000 Amazon, I'll do one with you.
02:31:16.000 I like it.
02:31:17.000 Yeah, I think it's cool.
02:31:18.000 Breaking the mold of the Netflix mold.
02:31:20.000 Everybody has Amazon Prime, dude.
02:31:22.000 Everybody does.
02:31:23.000 Well, now they own Whole Foods. 1.00
02:31:24.000 When you go to Whole Foods, you get a good discount on shit. 1.00
02:31:27.000 That's wild. 0.99
02:31:27.000 I was like, she was like, do you have your app? 0.99
02:31:30.000 You scan your fucking app. 1.00
02:31:31.000 Nice. 1.00
02:31:31.000 Give yourself a little bit of turkey legs. 1.00
02:31:34.000 What do you want?
02:31:34.000 Take a little for yourself.
02:31:35.000 A couple of bags of spinach.
02:31:36.000 Why don't you check out at $2 off?
02:31:38.000 What are you, Amazon person?
02:31:39.000 Nice.
02:31:41.000 Yeah.
02:31:43.000 Amazon. 1.00
02:31:45.000 Amazon owns the fucking world, man. 1.00
02:31:47.000 Content. 1.00
02:31:48.000 They're doing...
02:31:49.000 What a weird company.
02:31:51.000 You buy stuff with one click.
02:31:54.000 You can watch TV shows.
02:31:55.000 They're making TV shows.
02:31:56.000 You can go buy your groceries.
02:31:57.000 When are they going to open up their town?
02:31:59.000 Amazon Town?
02:32:00.000 Where is it?
02:32:01.000 Where does it go?
02:32:03.000 Buffalo.
02:32:04.000 They need it bad.
02:32:07.000 People in Buffalo are like, please?
02:32:09.000 Would you go to Amazon Town?
02:32:11.000 Would you live there?
02:32:11.000 No.
02:32:12.000 It'd be a mess.
02:32:13.000 Jamie, would you live in Amazon Town?
02:32:14.000 A lot of brown boxes.
02:32:15.000 Everywhere you look.
02:32:16.000 Brown boxes.
02:32:17.000 We recycle.
02:32:17.000 They've changed everything.
02:32:18.000 They've changed the way grocery stores have to work now because they have that two-hour delivery. 0.91
02:32:22.000 You have to have delivery at grocery stores. 0.95
02:32:23.000 It's fucking awesome. 0.98
02:32:24.000 I know, but... 0.97
02:32:25.000 They do that with Whole Foods too, right?
02:32:27.000 Does Whole Foods deliver?
02:32:29.000 Yes.
02:32:29.000 Yes.
02:32:29.000 I think most grocery stores...
02:32:31.000 We will reach a point now when we don't go into grocery stores.
02:32:34.000 That's crazy.
02:32:35.000 They'll deliver.
02:32:36.000 Dude, when I was a kid, no grocery stores delivered.
02:32:38.000 Do you remember a grocery store?
02:32:39.000 Yeah, I've never heard of that.
02:32:41.000 Never heard of it?
02:32:41.000 No, that didn't exist.
02:32:42.000 When did that start?
02:32:43.000 They do have the store, too, where you walk in and it feels like you're stealing.
02:32:46.000 And you just leave.
02:32:47.000 You just leave and they charge your account.
02:32:49.000 Oh, my God.
02:32:50.000 Do you know this?
02:32:50.000 In New York, they tested it out.
02:32:51.000 People just walk in and you have the app in your phone so when you walk out, it registers what you have with you.
02:32:57.000 Whoa. 0.99
02:32:58.000 It's fucking insane. 0.99
02:33:00.000 Living in the future, bro. 0.98
02:33:01.000 There will be a point when we don't ever go to those things.
02:33:05.000 You get an order every week.
02:33:07.000 How long will it be before they can replicate food and all you have to do is put the bare ingredients and amino acids and shit into some vat and then you print up anything you want. 0.81
02:33:17.000 Print up, 3D print a steak, 3D print an apple, 3D print a baked potato. 0.79
02:33:21.000 I'm hungry for a pizza.
02:33:24.000 3D print it.
02:33:25.000 Yeah, but you know what?
02:33:27.000 What?
02:33:28.000 It's not going to taste good. 1.00
02:33:29.000 How do you know, bitch? 1.00
02:33:30.000 Because food has love in that shit. 1.00
02:33:32.000 People say that, like, yeah, these new cars, man, there's no soul. 1.00
02:33:35.000 Okay.
02:33:36.000 No, but food is different.
02:33:37.000 Nutrition is different.
02:33:38.000 You can never take...
02:33:38.000 You can't take...
02:33:39.000 How do you know?
02:33:40.000 It's just elements. 0.99
02:33:41.000 Just little things that they figure out how to fucking move around, wiggle. 0.98
02:33:45.000 I don't know. 0.99
02:33:46.000 Something about...
02:33:46.000 They're being so natural.
02:33:47.000 Imagine...
02:33:47.000 Perfect comes out with a nice, like, toast to the crust.
02:33:53.000 God, your fucking computer. 1.00
02:33:55.000 Imagine... 1.00
02:33:58.000 Just an English muffin?
02:34:00.000 Dude.
02:34:01.000 I don't think so. 0.99
02:34:02.000 There's no fucking way. 0.99
02:34:03.000 What if they nail it? 0.99
02:34:04.000 What if they have like the perfect trocker croissant?
02:34:07.000 Oh, chocolate.
02:34:08.000 I was thinking, yeah, there's a touch to that.
02:34:09.000 There is a touch, a human touch needed.
02:34:12.000 I feel like a robot might not be able to give a great massage.
02:34:16.000 Well, like, you know, they say that the oils in your hands are good when you eat with your hands. 0.99
02:34:20.000 That's why a lot of the world still eats with their fucking hands, right? 0.99
02:34:23.000 Utensils take away. 1.00
02:34:24.000 No, they're dirty people. 1.00
02:34:24.000 No, they're not dirty people. 1.00
02:34:26.000 What are they doing with their hands?
02:34:27.000 Your hands have natural enzymes that kill a lot of bacteria.
02:34:29.000 Maybe yours, bro. 1.00
02:34:29.000 Well, I'm not wiping my ass with my hands anymore. 1.00
02:34:32.000 That's why in some countries it's a real insult to try to shake someone's hand with your left hand. 0.99
02:34:37.000 Right, it's your booty hand.
02:34:38.000 It's your booty hand, bro.
02:34:38.000 It's your booty hand player.
02:34:39.000 Yeah, bro.
02:34:40.000 Yeah, but you know what?
02:34:41.000 I still think there's something about the touch of food.
02:34:42.000 When someone touches food, it does something to enzymes of food.
02:34:45.000 I don't know about that.
02:34:46.000 Must. 1.00
02:34:46.000 Sounds like some fucking voodoo bullshit you learned from your astrologer. 1.00
02:34:49.000 Listen, bro. 1.00
02:34:50.000 You believe in the tides, Joe?
02:34:52.000 Hmm.
02:34:53.000 I gotta think that you know. 1.00
02:34:55.000 There's something about the love of food that fucking a robot can. 1.00
02:34:57.000 You go to him. 1.00
02:34:58.000 You know.
02:34:58.000 Because he's sensitive.
02:34:59.000 He's got a good heart.
02:35:00.000 Yeah, he understands enzymes that come from your fingers.
02:35:03.000 They do!
02:35:03.000 Not something that's produced in your gut.
02:35:05.000 Enzymes are produced.
02:35:05.000 They're digestive things.
02:35:07.000 Yeah, but it's in your hands.
02:35:08.000 Do you get enzymes in your hands?
02:35:09.000 Yeah, you do.
02:35:09.000 In your fingertips.
02:35:10.000 Yes.
02:35:10.000 What kind of enzymes?
02:35:12.000 It makes it that your food is...
02:35:14.000 Where'd you read this?
02:35:15.000 Look it up.
02:35:16.000 Look it up.
02:35:16.000 Is that real?
02:35:16.000 Look it up.
02:35:17.000 It sounds like you're talking about a cast iron skillet.
02:35:19.000 Like...
02:35:22.000 Do enzymes come off your fingers for real?
02:35:24.000 There's something in your hands that changes the chemical composition of food, that changes the flavor profiles in your mouth, and it makes it so you don't get sick.
02:35:31.000 Yeah!
02:35:32.000 That's amazing.
02:35:32.000 Dirty hands are good.
02:35:33.000 Makes it till you don't get sick?
02:35:34.000 Dirty hands.
02:35:35.000 People have... 1.00
02:35:36.000 This is what you say before you eat ass or after. 1.00
02:35:37.000 Before we fucking... 1.00
02:35:39.000 Lift up your booty. 1.00
02:35:40.000 When you eat ass and then have nachos. 1.00
02:35:41.000 Before we had soap, what do you think? 1.00
02:35:43.000 How do you think their dirty hands ate food?
02:35:44.000 They died, dude.
02:35:45.000 No, they didn't die that much.
02:35:47.000 They were 30 years old. 1.00
02:35:48.000 They were bleeding out of their asshole and mouth. 1.00
02:35:50.000 Nothing at all. 1.00
02:35:50.000 Get out of here. 1.00
02:35:50.000 I swear. 1.00
02:35:51.000 Get out of here.
02:35:53.000 The only thing that's coming up, I typed in oils in hands, changing food.
02:35:56.000 You know what's coming up? 0.90
02:35:56.000 Mike Tyson weed causes you to make up ridiculous facts. 0.90
02:36:01.000 You... 0.98
02:36:02.000 Look at a...
02:36:02.000 Jamie, search on Bing, bro.
02:36:06.000 Don't just Google it.
02:36:07.000 I'll let you pick the search.
02:36:08.000 What would you like me to search for this?
02:36:09.000 Okay, search this.
02:36:09.000 Search this.
02:36:11.000 I got to pee.
02:36:12.000 All right, Joe's got to pee.
02:36:13.000 We'll figure this out why you pee.
02:36:14.000 Okay.
02:36:14.000 Search...
02:36:15.000 This is great.
02:36:18.000 Search...
02:36:18.000 Cultures that eat with their hands don't get sick.
02:36:22.000 How about that?
02:36:27.000 This is great.
02:36:30.000 Mind your manners, eat with your hands.
02:36:32.000 No.
02:36:32.000 Eating from the same bowl, is it safe?
02:36:36.000 Dining etiquette from around the world. 0.99
02:36:39.000 Look, dude, there's got to be, there's some shit in people's hands that makes them not get sick when they eat. 0.99
02:36:45.000 What? 0.99
02:36:45.000 For years we ate without utensils. 0.99
02:36:48.000 Yeah, but people got sick.
02:36:49.000 No, but not all the time, Jamie.
02:36:52.000 Heat helps that, like cooking with heat.
02:36:54.000 Not everyone could cook with fire. 0.99
02:36:55.000 People ate a lot of raw shit for a long time. 0.99
02:36:58.000 You've got to find something on there. 0.99
02:37:00.000 I mean, I'm looking.
02:37:01.000 You're killing me, dude.
02:37:02.000 This is killing me. 0.97
02:37:04.000 I'm too high to look it up right now myself.
02:37:06.000 That's the bummer.
02:37:08.000 I don't even know how to do it, man.
02:37:10.000 I'll try Bing.
02:37:11.000 We're going to go to Bing.
02:37:12.000 Go to Bing. 0.99
02:37:13.000 See what the fuck Bing does. 1.00
02:37:14.000 Eating with hands don't get sick. 1.00
02:37:19.000 Yeah, there's got to be something else.
02:37:20.000 Eight secrets of people who never get sick.
02:37:22.000 Let's see.
02:37:23.000 It's just about sleeping, sneezing, vitamin C, sleep it off, get a handle on stress, be a gym rat.
02:37:32.000 This is nothing.
02:37:33.000 You got nothing, man.
02:37:33.000 Got nothing coming up.
02:37:35.000 I got nothing. 1.00
02:37:37.000 God, son of a bitch. 1.00
02:37:41.000 Totally nothing here. 1.00
02:37:42.000 I don't know where you got this from.
02:37:43.000 Hey, just make it up for Joe.
02:37:45.000 Just lie when he comes back.
02:37:48.000 When he comes back, just be like, no, yeah, we found so much stuff.
02:37:53.000 It's crazy.
02:37:54.000 Where have I heard this?
02:37:55.000 I've heard it somewhere.
02:37:57.000 Someone on the internet is going to agree with me.
02:37:59.000 Some dude will find it.
02:38:00.000 The thing I had with Bill Cosby, he just filed today for an appeal, apparently.
02:38:04.000 Oh, he did?
02:38:05.000 Yeah.
02:38:06.000 358 pages. 0.99
02:38:07.000 A hard fucking case to fight, huh? 0.99
02:38:09.000 How are you going to fight that, dude? 1.00
02:38:12.000 Would you kill yourself? 0.99
02:38:13.000 I don't know. 0.99
02:38:17.000 Tell him. 1.00
02:38:19.000 Hey, Joe, Jamie found a ton of fucking stuff proving my shit. 1.00
02:38:23.000 On fingertip enzymes? 1.00
02:38:25.000 Yeah, like the QC10, something like that.
02:38:28.000 No, absolutely not.
02:38:30.000 Couldn't find a single thing.
02:38:32.000 Yeah.
02:38:32.000 That happens, man.
02:38:33.000 Somebody told me.
02:38:34.000 Sometimes you just have a dream, and in that dream you're convincing.
02:38:36.000 No, I've heard it somewhere, and then I thought, wow, that's amazing.
02:38:39.000 People, cultures, they eat with their hands. 1.00
02:38:41.000 There's enzymes in your hands.
02:38:42.000 No, they just don't want to change to forks, and they say, make up some story about Hindu gods.
02:38:48.000 Yeah, I was in Central America.
02:38:50.000 Yes.
02:38:50.000 Yes, they told me.
02:38:52.000 And I was eating shit raw. 0.99
02:38:54.000 You're in contact with the flesh. 0.99
02:38:55.000 You never lose contact. 0.99
02:38:56.000 If you were Bill Cosby, would you just kill yourself? 1.00
02:38:59.000 Yes. 1.00
02:39:00.000 You would, right?
02:39:01.000 I would just end it.
02:39:02.000 I don't know what you can do when you're that far down the hole.
02:39:06.000 So you just found an appeal.
02:39:09.000 Here's a perfect example of what we were talking about earlier with Louis.
02:39:12.000 Think about Louis, and now think about Bill Cosby.
02:39:15.000 Totally different.
02:39:17.000 Right, but people don't want you to say that because they're both, air quotes, abusers. 0.99
02:39:21.000 One of them is a monster. 1.00
02:39:23.000 One of them is a guy who did some stupid shit, kinky shit, weird shit. 1.00
02:39:26.000 He was into it. 1.00
02:39:27.000 He asked people.
02:39:28.000 They said yes.
02:39:29.000 He shouldn't have done it.
02:39:30.000 He feels bad that he did it.
02:39:31.000 But how do you forgive Bill Cosby?
02:39:34.000 To take the idea that you're supposed to forgive Louis...
02:39:38.000 Which I think.
02:39:39.000 Yes.
02:39:40.000 And then I don't see a path for Bill Cosby to be forgiven.
02:39:45.000 I don't see that path.
02:39:46.000 When you've ruined the lives of how many people?
02:39:49.000 50 plus.
02:39:51.000 When something's that heinous, I just don't think, I think it's quite different.
02:39:53.000 Have you ruined their life? 0.98
02:39:54.000 You certainly, certainly fucked them up. 1.00
02:39:58.000 If you wake up and you're with Bill Cosby and you thought he was going to take care of you and your pants are down by your ankles and you realize he fucked you while you're unconscious and he drugged you, that is going to fuck your head up. 1.00
02:40:08.000 It's going to change what you think about people, that someone could just drug you and treat you like meat. 1.00
02:40:13.000 You're unconscious.
02:40:14.000 They're doing things to you when you're out cold.
02:40:15.000 So you're saying, what's our laws of forgiveness?
02:40:17.000 Well, how do you forgive that?
02:40:20.000 First of all, you can't because he doesn't admit it.
02:40:23.000 He never admits it.
02:40:24.000 So he never even gets to the door of acceptance, of forgiveness, of doing his penance.
02:40:30.000 If there is a penance, if there's anything you never do ever, he doesn't even get to the door.
02:40:34.000 If he did admit it, then would there be room for forgiveness?
02:40:37.000 That's a good question.
02:40:38.000 I think it would probably open up the door to more lawsuits.
02:40:41.000 Sure.
02:40:42.000 I think they would come storming in like hail, you know?
02:40:46.000 Right.
02:40:46.000 Yeah, but I know what you're saying is very smart.
02:40:49.000 It's saying like, We're saying we're supposed to forgive someone like Louis.
02:40:54.000 Well, what is the line of when you don't forgive?
02:40:57.000 What's the line?
02:40:58.000 What is the line?
02:40:58.000 What's the number?
02:40:59.000 What's the line?
02:41:00.000 What's the atrocity?
02:41:00.000 What is it that we go, you can't forgive this person anymore?
02:41:03.000 What's the line of compassion?
02:41:06.000 Where do you take it?
02:41:08.000 The line of compassion.
02:41:09.000 That's a good word.
02:41:09.000 That's what it is.
02:41:10.000 What is that ultimate where you go, no, no.
02:41:13.000 You can no longer, from this moment forward, forgive this human being. 0.98
02:41:15.000 And the problem is, now here's where it gets slippery, if you decide you're gonna be the guy who says, I'm gonna kill this guy. 0.97
02:41:24.000 Someone that executes him? 0.98
02:41:25.000 Yeah.
02:41:25.000 If you decide, if you live in a...
02:41:27.000 I mean, look, that's what we're essentially doing.
02:41:29.000 We're just doing it slow by putting him in a cage.
02:41:31.000 Right.
02:41:31.000 But if you were going to really decide, hey, we're going to remove this guy from the population.
02:41:36.000 I can't trust him with my kids.
02:41:37.000 We live in a primitive society, okay?
02:41:38.000 Right.
02:41:39.000 We live in some village-type society thousands of years ago, right?
02:41:42.000 That's what we all did.
02:41:43.000 What would we do when someone was like that?
02:41:45.000 Well, we'd probably try to figure out a way to get rid of him. 1.00
02:41:48.000 Yeah, you'd kill him. 1.00
02:41:49.000 You'd have to kill him. 1.00
02:41:49.000 Yeah, you'd have to. 1.00
02:41:50.000 But you would have to figure out...
02:41:52.000 What are the laws that allow someone to kill somebody?
02:41:56.000 Because you can't just let people kill people.
02:41:57.000 Because you let people kill people, then you just come up with excuses to kill people. 0.98
02:42:01.000 Right.
02:42:01.000 And this is what people have done throughout history, whether it's the Mongols or the Romans.
02:42:05.000 I mean, just go throughout history.
02:42:07.000 Vikings. 1.00
02:42:07.000 People have fucking killed people because they could kill people. 1.00
02:42:11.000 So when do you... 1.00
02:42:13.000 What is the moral distinction that you have to make where someone is...
02:42:20.000 They have done irreparable harm.
02:42:23.000 But that changes over time.
02:42:24.000 Right.
02:42:25.000 And that continually changes.
02:42:26.000 That's my point.
02:42:27.000 That will never stop changing from decade to decade, from era to era.
02:42:31.000 What we find deplorable now will not be deplorable later.
02:42:34.000 Right.
02:42:35.000 And we see it with so many aspects of our culture.
02:42:37.000 Yes.
02:42:38.000 Literature, movies.
02:42:39.000 Yes.
02:42:40.000 The way we restrict.
02:42:42.000 So what we're saying is, is there ever a line?
02:42:46.000 Is there ever a line?
02:42:47.000 Does it ever exist?
02:42:48.000 Does that idea of like, this is the cutoff, does that really exist?
02:42:52.000 Because it's constantly moving.
02:42:53.000 It's constantly changing.
02:42:56.000 I've said it a million times.
02:42:58.000 I've never said what Louis did was okay.
02:43:00.000 I think he has his issues.
02:43:03.000 I don't think anybody has.
02:43:04.000 But I also think everybody needs to investigate what happened and find out.
02:43:11.000 He's got to talk about it.
02:43:12.000 Yes.
02:43:13.000 Let him talk about it.
02:43:14.000 Find out what the social psychology of what he was going through.
02:43:18.000 Disturbed.
02:43:19.000 But what I think is happening, too, is that a lot of women feel like When these guys that are abusers got taken out, that it made it so that it was better for women and so that if they come back, things go back the way they were.
02:43:35.000 That's a real thought, you know?
02:43:37.000 Yes, but we must have conversation. 1.00
02:43:38.000 If we don't have conversation, then we're fucked. 1.00
02:43:40.000 I mean that's a real thought with – imagine being a guy like Harvey Weinstein who was doing this for so long, getting away with all this fucked up shit for so long. 1.00
02:43:51.000 Supported by the way. 0.99
02:43:52.000 Supported.
02:43:52.000 Supported.
02:43:53.000 I mean he had a clause in his contract.
02:43:56.000 Detailing what would happen for the first case of sexual harassment, second case, third case, in the contract.
02:44:04.000 So why aren't they up?
02:44:06.000 Why aren't the people that support him up?
02:44:08.000 Hey Cheeto, I'd love you to join my podcast network.
02:44:12.000 I'm thinking about promoting you.
02:44:14.000 I'm in.
02:44:14.000 I just think you're a great guy.
02:44:16.000 You're a funny guy.
02:44:16.000 You're a talented guy.
02:44:17.000 But I think you might be a raper. 1.00
02:44:19.000 So what I want to put is the first rape, I'm going to charge you this much. 1.00
02:44:24.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:44:25.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:44:26.000 Imagine the first sexual harassment has got a figure, and the second one, a lawsuit has another figure, a double the figure. 1.00
02:44:33.000 They're like, three strikes are out.
02:44:34.000 But it's not something he can't afford.
02:44:36.000 No.
02:44:36.000 It's like $250,000, $500,000.
02:44:38.000 He's like a billionaire.
02:44:40.000 Yeah.
02:44:40.000 He's Harvey Weinstein.
02:44:41.000 He goes, fine.
02:44:42.000 He made Pulp Fiction.
02:44:43.000 He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:44:43.000 I'll clear it up.
02:44:44.000 I'll clear it up.
02:44:45.000 He's eating food while they're talking. 1.00
02:44:46.000 There's fucking crumbs all down his face. 1.00
02:44:48.000 I'll take care of those numbers. 1.00
02:44:49.000 He's jerking off. 1.00
02:44:50.000 He's jerking off while they're talking. 1.00
02:44:51.000 He's just a glutton. 1.00
02:44:52.000 He's just a glutton. 1.00
02:44:54.000 A filthy, fat fucking glutton. 1.00
02:44:56.000 You can't make a better case for a glutton than that guy. 1.00
02:45:00.000 He's a metaphor for the business, by the way.
02:45:02.000 All-consuming, taking, right?
02:45:04.000 And the looks, too.
02:45:06.000 Yeah.
02:45:06.000 He would ruin what's beautiful.
02:45:09.000 Right. 1.00
02:45:09.000 Take what's beautiful and fuck his mouth. 1.00
02:45:11.000 He broke pretty things. 1.00
02:45:13.000 With his fat gut resting on their forehead.
02:45:15.000 He ruined pretty things. 0.88
02:45:17.000 Yeah.
02:45:17.000 It's horrible.
02:45:18.000 He fucked up pretty things. 1.00
02:45:19.000 Horrible. 1.00
02:45:20.000 Fuck that guy. 1.00
02:45:21.000 But it's interesting because that is a villain in a movie. 1.00
02:45:24.000 He's a villain in a movie.
02:45:26.000 Yes, he's like a bad Dick Tracy character.
02:45:30.000 More modern.
02:45:31.000 He's a villain.
02:45:32.000 He's a villain.
02:45:33.000 More. 1.00
02:45:35.000 In a fucking Harvey Weinstein movie is what he is. 1.00
02:45:37.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:45:38.000 Someone will make that film.
02:45:38.000 He's a villain.
02:45:39.000 No, but he's a villain in a Quentin Tarantino movie.
02:45:42.000 Right. 1.00
02:45:43.000 If there was a guy who was doing dark shit and then one of the girls winds up being like some kick-ass female character winds up shooting him and killing him. 1.00
02:45:51.000 Like I said, Hannah. 1.00
02:45:53.000 What the fuck's her name? 1.00
02:45:54.000 Who? 1.00
02:45:55.000 The woman who's in Kill Bill.
02:45:57.000 Not Uma Thurman, but Daryl Hannah.
02:45:59.000 Daryl Hannah.
02:46:00.000 Yeah, Daryl Hannah. 0.60
02:46:02.000 Daryl Hannah winds up killing him. 0.99
02:46:03.000 Tight. 1.00
02:46:04.000 Like, kills him with a brick. 1.00
02:46:06.000 Boom, boom. 1.00
02:46:07.000 Busts his fucking head open. 1.00
02:46:08.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:46:08.000 Like, Patricia Arquette when she killed Tony Soprano. 1.00
02:46:11.000 Yes.
02:46:11.000 Remember?
02:46:12.000 Yes.
02:46:12.000 Right?
02:46:13.000 Like that.
02:46:13.000 Yeah.
02:46:14.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:46:15.000 Shit was dope. 1.00
02:46:15.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00
02:46:16.000 Shit was dope. 1.00
02:46:17.000 But that was perfect. 1.00
02:46:18.000 He was the perfect character.
02:46:19.000 That Tony Soprano character that she killed when James Gandolfini in True Romance...
02:46:24.000 Was it Patricia Arquette?
02:46:26.000 Sounds like it.
02:46:27.000 Yeah, that's right, right?
02:46:28.000 Isn't it Patricia?
02:46:28.000 There's two Arquettes.
02:46:29.000 No.
02:46:30.000 What's the other Arquette?
02:46:31.000 There's two Arquettes.
02:46:32.000 No, no, no.
02:46:33.000 Patricia Arquette.
02:46:33.000 It was Patricia.
02:46:34.000 David and Patricia.
02:46:35.000 No, no.
02:46:36.000 There's a girl.
02:46:36.000 There's another girl.
02:46:37.000 There is?
02:46:38.000 Am I tripping?
02:46:39.000 No, no, no.
02:46:39.000 There is.
02:46:40.000 Don't you shake your head, bitch. 1.00
02:46:42.000 There was. 1.00
02:46:42.000 She's dead? 1.00
02:46:43.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:46:45.000 Which one? 1.00
02:46:46.000 You sure?
02:46:47.000 Bro, you better not be wrong, because that's even worse.
02:46:50.000 It's bad if you miss it.
02:46:52.000 She's not dead now.
02:46:54.000 No!
02:46:55.000 Jamie! 1.00
02:46:55.000 Fucked up, Jamie! 1.00
02:46:56.000 Jamie! 1.00
02:46:57.000 Roseanne Arquette.
02:46:58.000 Roseanne Arquette. 1.00
02:46:58.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:46:59.000 She's been in a gang of movies, too. 1.00
02:47:00.000 She was in Pulp Fiction.
02:47:02.000 Was she?
02:47:02.000 Yes.
02:47:03.000 Roseanne Arquette was in Pulp Fiction.
02:47:05.000 She was a part of when Vinnie Barbarino had the girl overdose.
02:47:12.000 The overdose.
02:47:12.000 Yeah, that was her.
02:47:13.000 That's right.
02:47:14.000 That was her.
02:47:14.000 They had a helper.
02:47:15.000 Yeah.
02:47:15.000 That was her that she was helping Uma Thurman.
02:47:18.000 She was the girl that had shit all over her face, as he said. 1.00
02:47:20.000 Did she? 1.00
02:47:20.000 He goes, who's the girl with the shit all over her face? 1.00
02:47:23.000 And he goes, that's my wife. 1.00
02:47:24.000 And he's like, oh shit. 0.99
02:47:25.000 Were they like piercings or something? 1.00
02:47:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:47:28.000 She had piercings. 0.99
02:47:29.000 Right?
02:47:29.000 Wasn't that it?
02:47:30.000 He goes, how's the chick with shit all over her face? 1.00
02:47:33.000 Yeah, there she is. 1.00
02:47:33.000 And then he goes, that's my fucking wife, man. 1.00
02:47:35.000 What a movie, man. 1.00
02:47:36.000 What a fucking movie. 1.00
02:47:37.000 Anyway... 1.00
02:47:38.000 Easily one of the best films ever made, always.
02:47:41.000 Amazing movie.
02:47:42.000 But Patricia Arquette in True Romance, when she killed James Gandolfini, she's killing the glutton. 1.00
02:47:48.000 She's killing the big, disgusting, asshole man. 1.00
02:47:53.000 That big, asshole, shitty man who doesn't give a fuck about women and he's going to kill her, but she's Fucking... 1.00
02:47:58.000 She fucking kills him. 1.00
02:48:00.000 And you're like, yes! 1.00
02:48:02.000 She's got blood coming down her face. 0.99
02:48:04.000 It's crazy. 1.00
02:48:04.000 Shit is dope. 1.00
02:48:05.000 That's a great fucking scene. 1.00
02:48:06.000 Great movie. 1.00
02:48:07.000 That is.
02:48:08.000 That scene, by the way.
02:48:09.000 That Pulp Fiction scene.
02:48:11.000 The heart revival scene.
02:48:12.000 Nuts.
02:48:13.000 Just awesome.
02:48:14.000 Nuts.
02:48:14.000 Awesome.
02:48:15.000 So many scenes in that movie.
02:48:16.000 You're like, what?
02:48:17.000 I remember I saw that movie when I first moved to Hollywood.
02:48:20.000 It was like 1994, I think.
02:48:21.000 I first moved here, and I was watching that movie.
02:48:23.000 I was like, is this what it's like out here?
02:48:27.000 They're saying his new movie is awesome.
02:48:29.000 He said it's his best movie he's made since then, and I've heard the reviews are awesome, and they're telling the audiences to not spoil it for the rest of the people that are going to see it.
02:48:36.000 Was it Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?
02:48:37.000 Yeah, it comes out in like a month.
02:48:38.000 Brad Pitt.
02:48:40.000 Who else?
02:48:41.000 Brad Pitt, Leo DiCaprio.
02:48:43.000 And Margot Robbie?
02:48:45.000 Yep.
02:48:45.000 They redid a bunch of Hollywood and made it look like the 70s.
02:48:48.000 You can still see some of it on Sunset.
02:48:49.000 If you haven't realized why some of it's been repainted in weird ways, it was because of those scenes they were shooting there.
02:48:54.000 So I picked...
02:48:55.000 You know Ben Harper, the musician?
02:48:57.000 Yes.
02:48:59.000 Couldn't name a song, but I know who he is.
02:49:00.000 Yeah.
02:49:01.000 He's a dope dude.
02:49:02.000 Him and I were going to dinner at Musso and Frank's and he likes that place.
02:49:06.000 That place is amazing.
02:49:07.000 He goes, meet me at Musso and Frank's.
02:49:08.000 I love Musso and Frank's. 0.99
02:49:10.000 And I show up there and I'm like, dude, what the fuck is going on? 0.99
02:49:13.000 Sure enough, they're shooting... 0.70
02:49:14.000 Half the movie takes place in there.
02:49:16.000 Right there.
02:49:16.000 Right there.
02:49:17.000 Because it still looks like that, so that was like the best place for them to do it.
02:49:20.000 So that's where they go hang out.
02:49:21.000 So they let you eat dinner while they're filming a movie?
02:49:23.000 Right.
02:49:24.000 They just finished.
02:49:26.000 Oh, wow.
02:49:27.000 That's crazy.
02:49:28.000 I told the guy, I go, something's got to be going on.
02:49:32.000 He's like, oh, yeah, you guys are okay.
02:49:33.000 Just take a selfie.
02:49:35.000 Nah.
02:49:35.000 With the set.
02:49:36.000 Nah.
02:49:36.000 Reach back.
02:49:37.000 Nah.
02:49:38.000 You know what?
02:49:38.000 I cooled it out.
02:49:39.000 I act like I've been here before.
02:49:41.000 Jesus, dude.
02:49:41.000 It's already 610. This is them eating there, actually, right there.
02:49:43.000 And the trailer's from the trailer.
02:49:44.000 Oh.
02:49:45.000 Amazing.
02:49:45.000 That's that?
02:49:46.000 No.
02:49:47.000 Yeah, that is it.
02:49:47.000 Muson Franks.
02:49:48.000 That's Muson Franks.
02:49:49.000 That place is amazing.
02:49:50.000 That's another super old school.
02:49:53.000 It feels, it feels, you know what? 0.98
02:49:55.000 It fucking feels like it's been there 100 years. 0.89
02:49:57.000 Have you been, Jamie? 0.93
02:49:57.000 Yeah, for my birthday, yeah. 0.93
02:49:58.000 Love Muson Franks.
02:49:59.000 Dope place.
02:50:01.000 That should be a place we should go to.
02:50:02.000 Muson Franks.
02:50:03.000 And we could do that before a show, you know?
02:50:05.000 I would love that.
02:50:06.000 Have dinner like gentlemen.
02:50:08.000 Like adults.
02:50:08.000 Have a scotch with a big piece of ice.
02:50:10.000 Have a scotch with some ice and some steak. 1.00
02:50:12.000 Suck my dick. 1.00
02:50:13.000 Here we go. 1.00
02:50:13.000 Give me the check. 1.00
02:50:14.000 Give me the check. 0.99
02:50:15.000 I feel like Mick Jagger likes to go there all the time too with Keith Richards and shit. 0.97
02:50:18.000 Oh my god, I hope we see Mick Jagger. 0.98
02:50:19.000 Oh my god.
02:50:19.000 I hope we do.
02:50:20.000 Really?
02:50:20.000 Does he like to go there?
02:50:21.000 They went there before they had their concert on Hollywood Boulevard.
02:50:26.000 Button your tail. 1.00
02:50:28.000 Can you believe that motherfucker can still dance? 1.00
02:50:29.000 Bro, he had a heart attack, had open heart surgery or whatever he had. 1.00
02:50:32.000 Fuck it. 1.00
02:50:32.000 And he was on stage like a month later strutting his shit. 1.00
02:50:36.000 He just wants to just do it. 1.00
02:50:38.000 That just means the universe wants him to live. 0.99
02:50:42.000 He's a beast. 0.99
02:50:43.000 He's a beast. 0.99
02:50:43.000 He lived. 0.99
02:50:44.000 He works out on it every day.
02:50:45.000 Multiple times a day.
02:50:46.000 Does he?
02:50:47.000 Button your lip, baby. 1.00
02:50:49.000 Yeah, he does dancing and yoga and lifts weights, all kinds of shit. 0.99
02:50:54.000 There was a period where he never worked out once. 0.96
02:50:56.000 I don't know.
02:50:57.000 Is that true?
02:50:57.000 Yeah, when he was on the road, there's no way.
02:50:59.000 I would imagine.
02:51:00.000 Back on stage 11 weeks after having heart surgery. 0.98
02:51:03.000 Fucking unreal. 0.97
02:51:04.000 Sounds like me, bro. 0.98
02:51:05.000 75 years old.
02:51:06.000 That's what I do, bro.
02:51:06.000 Sounds like me, bro.
02:51:07.000 I know, bro.
02:51:08.000 If I'm getting heart surgery, I'm done.
02:51:10.000 That's it.
02:51:10.000 You think so?
02:51:11.000 Yeah.
02:51:12.000 I'm walking a lot. 1.00
02:51:13.000 Snort that arse neck off someone's dick. 1.00
02:51:15.000 Pfft. 1.00
02:51:15.000 Enough! 1.00
02:51:16.000 Take a bunch of water from Target or whatever the fuck it was. 0.98
02:51:19.000 Where was the water from? 0.98
02:51:21.000 He works out three hours a day.
02:51:24.000 Three hours?
02:51:26.000 That's what their guitarist said.
02:51:27.000 The doctor said they've never operated on an athlete at 75 before.
02:51:30.000 So they had a really good laugh about that.
02:51:32.000 And they said, he's so fit.
02:51:32.000 He works out three hours a day.
02:51:34.000 How old is he now?
02:51:35.000 75?
02:51:36.000 If you keep going, you can keep going. 1.00
02:51:39.000 But if you slow down and stop, your shit will break. 1.00
02:51:42.000 Joe Rogan. 1.00
02:51:43.000 That's the message of the day, ladies and gentlemen. 1.00
02:51:44.000 Great fucking quote. 0.99
02:51:45.000 We're going to wrap this up. 1.00
02:51:46.000 People on the road.
02:51:47.000 Chito Santino will be with me this weekend. 0.98
02:51:50.000 Friday and motherfucking Saturday. 0.96
02:51:53.000 Friday at the Borgata in Atlantic City. 0.98
02:51:55.000 Two shows.
02:51:56.000 And then Saturday in Baltimore.
02:51:58.000 I don't know where we are.
02:52:00.000 Go to JoeRogan.com.
02:52:01.000 Some big-ass place with the great and powerful Tony Hinchcliffe.
02:52:05.000 The Whiskey Ginger Podcast is available.
02:52:08.000 Everywhere.
02:52:09.000 Everywhere.
02:52:10.000 Everywhere.
02:52:11.000 All right.
02:52:11.000 You're beautiful, baby.
02:52:12.000 I love you.
02:52:13.000 I love you.
02:52:14.000 I love you, baby.
02:52:15.000 I love you, buddy.
02:52:15.000 Fun times as always.
02:52:17.000 Shout out to young Jamie.
02:52:18.000 Holla.