The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1359 - Roseanne Barr

00:00:01.000 No.

00:00:02.000 Well, Joe, it's so great to see you.

00:00:05.000 Great to see you, too.

00:00:06.000 I love the sunglasses.

00:00:08.000 Aren't they the coolest?

00:00:09.000 They're perfect.

00:00:10.000 Okay, I thought I was getting the coolest ones, but then my friends who were shopping with me, they came running back and they were like, uh-uh, uh-uh, don't pay yet, don't pay yet.

00:00:19.000 Honey, take a look at these.

00:00:22.000 And I looked, and there's a separation between the frame.

00:00:26.000 Right.

00:00:27.000 See, you want to look?

00:00:28.000 Okay.

00:00:29.000 I did my own eye makeup, so it's a mess.

00:00:32.000 I couldn't get anybody to fix my makeup today.

00:00:36.000 What's the benefit of the separation? 1.00

00:00:40.000 Fucking art! 1.00

00:00:41.000 Just looks dope. 1.00

00:00:42.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

00:00:43.000 I get it. 1.00

00:00:44.000 You got a little bit of brow peeping through.

00:00:46.000 I see.

00:00:47.000 See?

00:00:47.000 I like them a lot.

00:00:48.000 They're very cool.

00:00:49.000 And look at the pink or flesh or whatever you call this.

00:00:52.000 That's my color.

00:00:53.000 I like the bracelet too.

00:00:54.000 The pink one?

00:00:55.000 That's jamming.

00:00:56.000 The pink one.

00:00:56.000 It's pretty dope.

00:00:57.000 I've had it for a long, long time.

00:00:59.000 Like Phyllis Diller, I just collect weird costumes, you know?

00:01:03.000 Yeah.

00:01:03.000 And just wear them in the house.

00:01:05.000 But I decided to start wearing them out more now.

00:01:09.000 I like it.

00:01:10.000 Yeah, it's fun.

00:01:10.000 It works.

00:01:11.000 You can pull it off for sure.

00:01:12.000 I like the hair now too.

00:01:13.000 You're all blonde now. 1.00

00:01:15.000 Hells yeah.

00:01:15.000 Yeah, you're all Debbie Harry.

00:01:17.000 I'm all going rock star now.

00:01:18.000 Because I'm like, okay, well, you know, whatever.

00:01:22.000 Okay.

00:01:23.000 Nothing can ever stop me because I'm a comic, right?

00:01:27.000 Right.

00:01:27.000 Nothing can stop us.

00:01:28.000 Nothing. 0.98

00:01:29.000 Because we have some fucking weird DNA bend that we just have to get the fucking last laugh, right? 0.99

00:01:36.000 We have to get the laugh. 0.99

00:01:38.000 Right.

00:01:38.000 And so I have to.

00:01:39.000 I'm just glad you're back to stand-up, too.

00:01:41.000 I'm really, really excited about that.

00:01:43.000 I don't know about that.

00:01:44.000 It wasn't sparking joy, as that woman says. 1.00

00:01:47.000 She says, if you're doing anything in your life that is not sparking joy, then fuck it. 1.00

00:01:53.000 Who said that? 1.00

00:01:54.000 That lady that tells you to throw out your clothes that don't spark joy. 1.00

00:01:58.000 Oh, is she like a minimalist lady? 0.98

00:02:00.000 I don't know.

00:02:01.000 She's on the internet.

00:02:02.000 Oh, okay.

00:02:04.000 She's really helped me because I'm a hoarder.

00:02:06.000 Yeah, me too, a little bit.

00:02:08.000 Are you?

00:02:08.000 I've got a lot of knick-knacks and stuff that I save.

00:02:15.000 But were you saying that stand-up wasn't sparking joy?

00:02:18.000 Yeah.

00:02:19.000 When was this?

00:02:20.000 It wasn't sparking joy.

00:02:21.000 In the past?

00:02:22.000 Yeah, in the last few, you know, in a while.

00:02:25.000 Because I'm so nervous.

00:02:26.000 It's like, oh my God.

00:02:28.000 I get so nervous because I don't really know...

00:02:32.000 I don't really know anymore, you know?

00:02:34.000 The funny moved.

00:02:37.000 I see what you're saying.

00:02:37.000 Yeah.

00:02:38.000 Yeah.

00:02:39.000 It does.

00:02:40.000 And like I was saying, I need a line, one killer line, one killer opening line that encapsulates the entire year I've just lived through.

00:02:53.000 Right, right.

00:02:53.000 I need that kind of a line or it's not going to work for me, you know?

00:02:57.000 Because everybody knows something happened.

00:02:59.000 Sure, yeah. 1.00

00:03:00.000 And I just don't talk about it that much besides calling everybody a bitch and shit, you know? 1.00

00:03:05.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:03:06.000 Do you ever work with writers?

00:03:08.000 Me?

00:03:08.000 Like stand-up writers?

00:03:09.000 Yeah.

00:03:09.000 No, I want to, but all my friends are dead.

00:03:14.000 Co-writing comic friends are dead.

00:03:17.000 I'm sure we can connect you to somebody.

00:03:18.000 Or they moved to Israel and became Chabad.

00:03:20.000 You know who would be great?

00:03:22.000 Who?

00:03:22.000 Tony Hinchcliffe.

00:03:23.000 Who's that?

00:03:24.000 He's hilarious.

00:03:25.000 How old?

00:03:25.000 He's a great comic.

00:03:26.000 He's 36?

00:03:28.000 Oh, that's a good age.

00:03:29.000 35?

00:03:29.000 36?

00:03:30.000 That's a good age.

00:03:31.000 Oh, he's really funny.

00:03:32.000 Really?

00:03:33.000 He sees things weird?

00:03:34.000 Fantastic joke writer, and he writes for Roasts all the time.

00:03:37.000 He's a big roast writer.

00:03:39.000 Oh, Roasts are the best jokes.

00:03:39.000 Oh, I love roast jokes.

00:03:41.000 I would love to connect you with him.

00:03:42.000 I would love that if you would.

00:03:44.000 And help you coalesce your thoughts.

00:03:45.000 You know, the comics that like me, you know, Push this mic up to you.

00:03:51.000 A little closer to you.

00:03:52.000 There we go.

00:03:53.000 The comics that like me.

00:03:55.000 Everybody likes you.

00:03:55.000 Well, I know that.

00:03:57.000 Comics do.

00:03:58.000 Yeah, the comics.

00:03:58.000 Well, some don't like me.

00:04:00.000 Well, they're silly. 1.00

00:04:00.000 Yeah, well, some's bitches and they're looking for a fucking smackdown. 1.00

00:04:04.000 I say this every podcast. 1.00

00:04:06.000 And believe me, when the day comes, they will get their fucking smackdown from me, Joe. 0.99

00:04:10.000 I believe you. 1.00

00:04:10.000 And it will not be like no smackdown they've ever had before in their privileged fucking little lives. 1.00

00:04:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:17.000 This will be, you're going to raise your kids on welfare when I'm done with your ass. 1.00

00:04:21.000 Whoa! 1.00

00:04:22.000 Kind of thing, because I was raised on welfare.

00:04:24.000 I was as well.

00:04:26.000 Were you?

00:04:26.000 Yeah, well, until we were like 13, 14. Did you get the government cheese?

00:04:31.000 We did.

00:04:32.000 We didn't get the government cheese.

00:04:33.000 My dad used to take that whole five-pound brick of cheese.

00:04:36.000 You know, my dad was the greatest comic.

00:04:39.000 Really?

00:04:39.000 Yeah, but crazy, like never knowing when to stop because it stops being funny at a certain point.

00:04:45.000 Right.

00:04:46.000 But keep pushing it and pushing it until somebody slaps you down.

00:04:50.000 Yeah.

00:04:51.000 It's that DNA thing that comics have.

00:04:54.000 It's bad.

00:04:55.000 It is bad.

00:04:56.000 Like my friend Sue Mengers, remember her, Joe?

00:04:59.000 Sue Mengers, I do know the name.

00:05:02.000 Yeah.

00:05:03.000 Well, she was in that kindersport, whatever it was, where they moved these Jewish children from Germany to England, kindersport or something, to save them.

00:05:17.000 And she was one of those.

00:05:18.000 And her dad was a comic in Germany.

00:05:22.000 And it's just so weird how things go round and round, and we'll get to what we're going to talk about today.

00:05:28.000 But her dad was a comic in Germany, you know, real funny, real popular.

00:05:32.000 And Hitler came and took over, and he kept on telling the jokes, you know. 0.92

00:05:37.000 He was telling the jokes wherever he went, every little club doing the jokes.

00:05:41.000 And he was warned, don't, you know, switch up your joke, man.

00:05:45.000 If you want to keep working, switch that joke up to be, you know, not what you're saying.

00:05:51.000 Yeah.

00:05:52.000 And he wouldn't do it.

00:05:54.000 And she said he even got louder and he was arrested and, of course, murdered in Auschwitz, but she lived.

00:06:02.000 And I said, what would you say to your dad now? 0.98

00:06:05.000 She said, you know, at a certain point it fucking stops being funny. 0.97

00:06:10.000 Do something different, you know. 0.98

00:06:12.000 Don't write it to the destructo. 0.91

00:06:15.000 Don't go all the fucking else way over, you know. 0.97

00:06:18.000 Try staying in the middle. 0.97

00:06:20.000 Don't destruct yourself for comedy.

00:06:23.000 Isn't that the problem with some comics?

00:06:24.000 We don't really know where the line is until you cross it. 0.99

00:06:27.000 And then you go, oh, I fucked up. 0.99

00:06:28.000 I crossed the line. 0.99

00:06:29.000 But you're just trying to be funny.

00:06:31.000 And that's something that I think that non-comics don't really understand.

00:06:35.000 When a comic fucks up, makes a mistake, they're just trying to be funny.

00:06:39.000 They're not trying to be mean.

00:06:41.000 And they just missed.

00:06:42.000 They missed.

00:06:43.000 And it happens all the time because you're...

00:06:46.000 You're ad-libbing.

00:06:47.000 You're basically improvising.

00:06:49.000 And that's a lot of what comedy is, is improvising a line and trying to say something.

00:06:54.000 And in the moment, you might think it's funny, but if you had more time to think about it, you might have said, I shouldn't say it that way.

00:07:00.000 People are going to get it wrong.

00:07:01.000 Or maybe I should re-correct myself.

00:07:03.000 But...

00:07:03.000 But that's when you start being not funny, because self-censorship, that's how they want us to be.

00:07:09.000 They want us to always be like, should I say this or shouldn't I say this?

00:07:13.000 And just like her dad there in Germany, should I say this or should I say that?

00:07:18.000 Or instead of, I guess, the more intelligent of us go, how can I... Say this and reach people.

00:07:25.000 Yeah.

00:07:26.000 Because, you know, the people are thinking just like you because they're people too.

00:07:29.000 But we're not ruled by people.

00:07:32.000 Let's really get into it now.

00:07:34.000 Okay, let's get into it.

00:07:34.000 Who are we ruled by?

00:07:35.000 Artificial intelligence.

00:07:37.000 Already?

00:07:38.000 Uh-huh. 1.00

00:07:39.000 Shit. 1.00

00:07:40.000 It's been an experiment for almost 700 years. 1.00

00:07:44.000 700 years?

00:07:45.000 Yeah, more.

00:07:45.000 Did you see today, Joe, it was the biggest news I've ever seen in my life.

00:07:52.000 And I didn't get a chance to vet it.

00:07:56.000 Okay, I'm not going to say it, but I did see it.

00:07:58.000 Please say it.

00:07:58.000 We'll vet it ourselves on the show.

00:08:00.000 Okay, I saw a lot of these Christians out there, I mean, they're really connected in with the whole Q thing.

00:08:07.000 Have you noticed that?

00:08:08.000 Q and on?

00:08:10.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:08:11.000 Just Q. What is Q? 17. Can you explain it to people?

00:08:14.000 What does that mean?

00:08:16.000 17. 17, like the letter Q? Uh-huh.

00:08:19.000 And that means eight, and then you reduce that down to two and reduce it to one.

00:08:25.000 You know, it's a mystical thing.

00:08:27.000 Oh, so it's like a numerology type thing?

00:08:31.000 Yeah, everything's numbers.

00:08:32.000 Right.

00:08:33.000 And everything is like appreciating the numbers, and that's why I told you there's this whole process to smoking a cigar.

00:08:40.000 You don't just go like this.

00:08:42.000 You have to sense it, smell it, hold it.

00:08:49.000 I believe I'll have a light now, Joe.

00:08:51.000 Okay, here you go.

00:08:52.000 Thank you.

00:08:53.000 Dang, I love cigars.

00:09:00.000 No one's going to get mad at me for giving you a cigar, are they?

00:09:04.000 No.

00:09:04.000 No?

00:09:05.000 You're okay with that?

00:09:06.000 Yeah, because you don't inhale.

00:09:08.000 Oh, okay.

00:09:09.000 Yeah.

00:09:09.000 There you go.

00:09:09.000 I just can't do cigarettes.

00:09:14.000 But I'm going to start on cigars because they last a hell of a lot longer than a cigarette.

00:09:19.000 And they never go out.

00:09:20.000 You smoke about half of one per day.

00:09:23.000 When did you stop with the cigarettes?

00:09:24.000 Because last time you were here you were chain smoking.

00:09:26.000 I was smoking three packs.

00:09:29.000 You were smoking three packs a day? 1.00

00:09:30.000 And this was right after all the bullshit went down? 1.00

00:09:35.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:09:36.000 I needed a smokescreen between myself and the world.

00:09:40.000 That's what my psychic counselor said.

00:09:42.000 You have a psychic counselor?

00:09:43.000 Well, it's my daughter, but she's a psychic counselor.

00:09:46.000 I'm sorry.

00:09:46.000 No worries.

00:09:47.000 So they say shit like that, the youth. 1.00

00:09:50.000 See, they're on another wavelength. 0.99

00:09:51.000 That's a good idea, though, to have a smokescreen.

00:09:53.000 Or glasses.

00:09:54.000 Glasses kind of feel like that to me sometimes.

00:09:56.000 If I have sunglasses on, I feel like I can maneuver through crowds better.

00:10:00.000 Of course you can, because you're protecting your eyeballs, because everything goes through your eyes.

00:10:05.000 Like those things, those worms that they got now, they go right through your eyes.

00:10:09.000 You know what I'm talking about, right?

00:10:10.000 Oh, Jamie does.

00:10:11.000 Do you?

00:10:12.000 He's all about eyeball worms. 1.00

00:10:13.000 Let's see how schooled you are in this shit. 1.00

00:10:15.000 Well, let's go back to the 700-year AI thing first. 1.00

00:10:18.000 I don't want to lose that.

00:10:20.000 We've been ruled by artificial intelligence for 700 years?

00:10:23.000 Probably longer. 1.00

00:10:24.000 Is this like alien shit? 0.99

00:10:25.000 Since the days of Babylonia. 0.99

00:10:27.000 Well, it's Babylon.

00:10:28.000 It's all Babylon. 1.00

00:10:31.000 Babylon.

00:10:31.000 Chant down Babylon, you know?

00:10:33.000 It's Babylon.

00:10:34.000 Yeah.

00:10:35.000 That's like Iraq, right? 0.98

00:10:36.000 Sumer, Mesopotamia, that whole part of the world?

00:10:39.000 Well, it's not really part of the world so much as it's part of the brain and the memory now.

00:10:44.000 Where was Babylon, though?

00:10:45.000 Because it's changed now.

00:10:46.000 Was it?

00:10:47.000 It's over there somewhere.

00:10:49.000 In the Bible, as they say.

00:10:51.000 Right.

00:10:51.000 It's in the Bible.

00:10:52.000 I just don't exactly know what part of the world.

00:10:54.000 It's the Middle East. 0.88

00:10:56.000 Iraq? 0.57

00:10:57.000 Okay.

00:10:58.000 Yeah.

00:10:58.000 And Iran.

00:10:59.000 Okay.

00:10:59.000 What a crazy part of the world.

00:11:01.000 You know, I mean, what an amazing history that part of the world has.

00:11:04.000 And still is having.

00:11:05.000 It's such a shame.

00:11:05.000 Yeah.

00:11:06.000 Still is having. 1.00

00:11:07.000 As per my tweet, which was mischaracterized by people of low intellect is what I'm saying now instead of fucking idiot motherfuckers. 1.00

00:11:15.000 I don't say that anymore. 1.00

00:11:16.000 Now I say those of lower intellect is, I think.

00:11:19.000 You know what I think big part of what's going on?

00:11:21.000 It was about Iran and the people's spite in Iran of which I'm so... 1.00

00:11:27.000 I'm thrilled and supportive for the people, the working people of Iran who want to overthrow their ruling class mullahs who, you know, control the way they think, do and say in every aspect, particularly for women.

00:11:39.000 And that's getting ready to go.

00:11:41.000 And I hope Trump helps push that a little bit further, too, because everybody wants freedom now.

00:11:47.000 From Hong Kong to Tehran.

00:11:49.000 The Hong Kong riots are insane.

00:11:51.000 It's incredible.

00:11:51.000 I can't believe what's going on.

00:11:54.000 The strength of the human spirit.

00:11:56.000 It blows me away.

00:11:57.000 Well, they've been rioting for so long now.

00:11:59.000 Yeah.

00:11:59.000 I mean, it's not slowing down at all.

00:12:02.000 17 weeks of rioting.

00:12:03.000 That is crazy.

00:12:05.000 17. Everything's 17. Everything's 17?

00:12:08.000 You'll find out sooner.

00:12:09.000 It's just in the airline.

00:12:10.000 So is 11. Did you ever notice that about 11?

00:12:13.000 Every time you look at your clock, it's something 11. Right.

00:12:17.000 A lot of people.

00:12:17.000 What does that mean?

00:12:18.000 I don't know.

00:12:19.000 It just is.

00:12:20.000 I don't know what it means.

00:12:21.000 Just look at my watch and it's always like, more times than not, something 11. What does it mean to you though?

00:12:27.000 Just that, hey, there's that shit again. 0.99

00:12:29.000 Something's going on. 1.00

00:12:29.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:12:29.000 Just like a reminder. 1.00

00:12:30.000 Look at that.

00:12:30.000 That there's a pattern to this.

00:12:32.000 I don't know.

00:12:32.000 It's just there again.

00:12:33.000 Right.

00:12:34.000 There it is.

00:12:35.000 It's like something synchronicitous.

00:12:37.000 Synchronicitous is a great word. 1.00

00:12:38.000 I hope it is.

00:12:39.000 Synchronicitous.

00:12:40.000 It is now.

00:12:40.000 Put it in the dictionary, urban dictionary.

00:12:42.000 Trademark that.

00:12:43.000 That's the beautiful thing about urban dictionary, right?

00:12:45.000 You can just make up new words.

00:12:46.000 God, I love it.

00:12:47.000 And I love making up words.

00:12:48.000 Me too.

00:12:50.000 I never have, though.

00:12:51.000 I don't think I made one up, but I like it when other people do.

00:12:53.000 I've fucked words up before, but I never stuck with them.

00:12:56.000 Synchronicitous? 0.83

00:12:57.000 Yeah.

00:12:58.000 That's legit.

00:12:59.000 Thank you.

00:13:00.000 Thank you so much.

00:13:01.000 My pleasure.

00:13:02.000 Thank you.

00:13:02.000 That means a lot to me.

00:13:03.000 So, 700 years of us being controlled by...

00:13:08.000 The Babylon thing, the whole descent of Babylon, which itself is artificial intelligence, and the Tower of Babel, which is the Tower of Artificial Intelligence, where everybody was trying to go higher and higher in the pyramid and the hierarchy.

00:13:24.000 Where there's only like a certain percentage of people at the top and billions at the bottom in chains, you know, that pyramid.

00:13:31.000 I mean, it's getting over.

00:13:33.000 It's tipped now.

00:13:34.000 It's over.

00:13:35.000 It's not going to work anymore because people got too damn smart. 0.99

00:13:38.000 And goddamn, I shouldn't say goddamn. 0.99

00:13:41.000 You can say it. 1.00

00:13:42.000 Say goddamn. 1.00

00:13:44.000 Goddamn. 1.00

00:13:46.000 Smart. 0.99

00:13:47.000 And I'm so proud of them because, like, keep going, keep going, don't let nothing stop you.

00:13:51.000 This is the first time in the human history, and this guy told me this once.

00:13:56.000 I have talked to the most interesting people I've ever lived. 0.99

00:13:58.000 This guy, he was the one that wired all of Mexico for Ted Turner, some shit. 0.96

00:14:04.000 Some old, big old parties I used to go to before I stayed too long. 0.98

00:14:10.000 At first, they're fun.

00:14:12.000 But anyways...

00:14:15.000 But anyways, I forgot what I was saying.

00:14:18.000 Oh yeah, he said, we put these satellites, this is the age of miracles, messages bouncing off satellites and appearing in billions of places at once faster than the speed of light.

00:14:31.000 And that this would engender a new...

00:14:40.000 What do they call it? 0.53

00:14:41.000 Renaissance in art and everything that, you know, when art gets fucking cool, everything gets cool.

00:14:49.000 Buildings, commerce, everything gets creative.

00:14:52.000 And it's just a creative, creative time is coming from after this particular time of like a deadening or something where we didn't think.

00:15:00.000 But now they can't hold it down.

00:15:01.000 This is the first time in history, I said to him, It seems to me like this might be the first time in history where no church or state can keep the facts from the people.

00:15:11.000 That is true.

00:15:11.000 And he said, yeah, that's true.

00:15:13.000 That does feel like this. 0.99

00:15:14.000 And I mean, that's going to create the most coolest shit. 0.99

00:15:17.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:15:18.000 Like cars that'll fly or something.

00:15:20.000 I don't know how it will manifest, but it's high thinking and it's good.

00:15:24.000 And the more we see the rot at the bottom, which is everywhere now, You just got to keep looking up.

00:15:30.000 Just keep looking up.

00:15:31.000 Don't look down when you're on that tightrope.

00:15:34.000 That's what they say.

00:15:35.000 Never look down when you're walking a tightrope.

00:15:37.000 Just keep looking forward and up a little bit.

00:15:40.000 Forward and up.

00:15:41.000 You know?

00:15:43.000 And just keep going.

00:15:44.000 It's tough for people right now.

00:15:47.000 Whew! 0.99

00:15:47.000 And I know people are getting censored and what the hell, you know? 0.99

00:15:51.000 What are we going to do about it?

00:15:53.000 You wanted to talk about that.

00:15:55.000 It's terrible.

00:15:56.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:15:57.000 And we were, as we got here, Jamie was informing me that there's some new YouTube policy that is saying, what was the descriptions of our podcast?

00:16:08.000 Number 1357 got a human review with harmful or dangerous acts.

00:16:15.000 Hmm.

00:16:16.000 What was the subject?

00:16:18.000 Do you remember what we talked about?

00:16:19.000 We probably joked around about harmful or dangerous acts.

00:16:21.000 Yeah, so I mean, it's disgusting, but I think...

00:16:24.000 I think that they're saying it's in the video of it.

00:16:27.000 Like they're saying, is this in your video?

00:16:28.000 And I would say no.

00:16:30.000 No.

00:16:31.000 It's just discussing it.

00:16:31.000 So I don't know.

00:16:33.000 So can we appeal that or is that it?

00:16:36.000 Maybe they want to open a dialogue.

00:16:38.000 Oh, that's it?

00:16:39.000 That's it.

00:16:40.000 It's being appealed through a deeper process right now and we'll wait to see what they say.

00:16:45.000 This is a very new thing that just happened within the last two weeks on YouTube, and we're probably one of the first channels to get it.

00:16:50.000 Have we had one of our guys look at the video to see if they can find something that they think is harmful?

00:16:55.000 Yeah, you should research and find out what exactly...

00:16:57.000 It was broken into clips and put on the clips channel, and those were all allowed.

00:17:01.000 Okay.

00:17:01.000 So I don't know.

00:17:02.000 If it was a different person that looked at it.

00:17:04.000 A different person probably.

00:17:05.000 So it's subjective then maybe.

00:17:07.000 I have to say I'm rather staggered at what they allow and don't allow. 0.98

00:17:11.000 I am so glad I'm fucking old because I'll be passing away from this fucking realm soon enough. 0.99

00:17:18.000 Please, God. 0.99

00:17:19.000 Nothing makes any fucking sense. 0.77

00:17:21.000 It doesn't make sense, but I think it's fascinating. 0.98

00:17:24.000 It's interesting to watch all these different people scrambling for control.

00:17:28.000 Is that what they're doing?

00:17:30.000 Yeah, they're scrambling for control.

00:17:32.000 They want to control the way people communicate.

00:17:34.000 And they also want to make a profit.

00:17:35.000 See, part of this is they're incentivizing people to do shows that they can profit off of.

00:17:42.000 So if you have a show that has no bad language, if you have a show that has no controversial topics, those shows are more appealing to advertisers.

00:17:50.000 So for them, as a business, they'll look at someone like me and say, well, this is a limited advertiser option.

00:17:56.000 But I just think they're looking at it incorrectly.

00:18:00.000 If you looked at the popularity of it, you'd say, well, there's a lot of people that are paying attention to this.

00:18:06.000 Just find the right ads. 0.98

00:18:08.000 Find ads for, I don't know, find ads for shit that's a little bit more risky. 0.99

00:18:13.000 I don't know what that would be. 0.99

00:18:14.000 Corvettes, whiskey, I don't know. 0.99

00:18:15.000 Whatever the fuck you want to sell. 0.97

00:18:17.000 But it's not like we're not saying dangerous things like encouraging people to do harmful things or asking people to do illegal things. 0.99

00:18:29.000 We're just people talking.

00:18:29.000 You must have done something.

00:18:31.000 Maybe you don't realize it.

00:18:33.000 I don't think so.

00:18:33.000 I think what it's more like is they've got very rigid ideas of what is or is not suitable for advertising.

00:18:40.000 And maybe this is coming down from the ad executives, maybe this is coming down from the people that are at the top that have a much more progressive stance on things, what you'd call progressive.

00:18:52.000 I would say like hard left, like a more hard left stance.

00:18:56.000 You mean censors?

00:18:56.000 Yeah.

00:18:57.000 Yeah, there's a lot of that.

00:18:58.000 And they think it's okay.

00:19:01.000 There's a lot of people that are getting censored that are not just people that are on the right, which I'm not on the right, but people that are...

00:19:10.000 In the middle?

00:19:11.000 I'm certainly more in the middle.

00:19:14.000 I just came from a gun range.

00:19:16.000 Check it out.

00:19:17.000 That's who's getting it.

00:19:18.000 That's who's getting the acts are people in the middle because it is a war between those two far right and far left factions.

00:19:26.000 And they're so similar.

00:19:27.000 To control labor.

00:19:28.000 Well, they control the way people communicate and talk, too.

00:19:31.000 It's just people like controlling people.

00:19:33.000 It's a natural thing.

00:19:34.000 People want other people to comply.

00:19:36.000 When you see all these riots and these protests where people are screaming at each other, they want power.

00:19:42.000 I mean, whether it makes any sense or not, it's not like these people are in a position to actually do anything with that power, but they want people to comply.

00:19:48.000 When they're yelling at someone, they want people to decide that this person's good or this person's bad or they're right or they're wrong.

00:19:56.000 I mean, this is what a lot of it is.

00:19:57.000 It's a psychological game.

00:19:58.000 It's just a social experiment.

00:20:29.000 I think.

00:20:29.000 And maybe Sally likes to joke around about certain things and they'll just decide, well, this is not suitable for advertising or this is dangerous or harmful.

00:20:37.000 And what people decide is harmful and isn't harmful, the problem is this is not First Amendment, right?

00:20:44.000 In their defense, they're not keeping me from saying these things, but they're incentivizing you to not say these things by costing you money.

00:20:53.000 Now the question is, are they doing this because they just want to maximize their profits, and this is just how the deals that they have with advertisers, or are they doing it because of their personal views on what you're saying?

00:21:04.000 And that's where things get squirrely, right?

00:21:05.000 When a person tells you personally, Roseanne, I don't like the way you talk about The country or about liberals or about this or about that.

00:21:14.000 So we're going to try to silence your voice.

00:21:16.000 There's a lot of that happening too, whether people like it or not.

00:21:18.000 Yeah, there has been for a really long time.

00:21:19.000 But there's also a lot of left-wing journalists that are getting silenced.

00:21:22.000 There's a lot of people that are independent journalists that are getting pushed out.

00:21:26.000 It's like Tulsi Gabbard, she's a liberal, she's a Democrat, but she's also served overseas, two deployments, and she's a six-year veteran, more than a six-year veteran, a six-year congresswoman.

00:21:41.000 She's getting censored. 0.98

00:21:43.000 She's suing Google.

00:21:43.000 So they're not just going after people that are on the right.

00:21:48.000 Obviously, she's on the left.

00:21:49.000 She's running as a Democratic candidate for president. 1.00

00:21:51.000 She's suing them because they censored her search results. 0.99

00:21:55.000 Allegedly.

00:21:56.000 I don't know enough about all that.

00:21:58.000 There's no way I could.

00:21:59.000 Well, they also hold people's numbers of followers down.

00:22:03.000 They can flip a switch and you lose followers.

00:22:05.000 Yeah, they can shadow ban you.

00:22:06.000 Yeah, everybody's shadow.

00:22:08.000 Everyone I know is shadow banned, so what?

00:22:11.000 Well, Santino actually had a conversation.

00:22:13.000 Are people doing it for the advertising money?

00:22:15.000 That's what I ask myself.

00:22:17.000 I don't make a dime, and I've been at it for 20 years.

00:22:21.000 I mean, I don't make a dime.

00:22:22.000 In fact, every time I open my mouth, I cost myself some money.

00:22:26.000 You mean on social media?

00:22:28.000 Yeah.

00:22:28.000 And so, of course, I won't be on there anymore.

00:22:31.000 Roseanne, you need a goddamn podcast. 1.00

00:22:33.000 I know, Joe, I'm trying to get it, but people do not know what to tell me what to do. 0.99

00:22:39.000 Well, I can help you.

00:22:40.000 I told you, I need someone to tell me what to do.

00:22:44.000 You're in the right place.

00:22:47.000 Because I really need to tell people what's going on and they don't even know.

00:22:51.000 But I know because I did the reading for them.

00:22:55.000 And I mean, this is all just a social experiment to see how far they can push us.

00:23:01.000 Let's make that happen.

00:23:02.000 Away from each other. 0.99

00:23:04.000 And away from any kind of possible power we could have to coalesce and go, wait a minute, you guys are not going to take any more of our money for your fucking travels. 1.00

00:23:14.000 Hey, bitch. 1.00

00:23:16.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:23:17.000 Bitch. 1.00

00:23:18.000 Uh-uh. 1.00

00:23:20.000 No.

00:23:22.000 You can't.

00:23:23.000 Uh-uh.

00:23:23.000 No.

00:23:25.000 It was not in the public sphere.

00:23:28.000 When she said it was in the public sphere.

00:23:30.000 Who was she? 1.00

00:23:31.000 Nancy.

00:23:32.000 Nancy Pelosi?

00:23:33.000 Oh.

00:23:33.000 It was not in the public sphere.

00:23:35.000 Goddamn Nancy. 1.00

00:23:36.000 Oh, Nancy. 1.00

00:23:37.000 What did she do? 0.80

00:23:37.000 Nancy is on my last nerve. 0.80

00:23:39.000 What did she do? 0.80

00:23:40.000 I've been saying it for 10 years, too.

00:23:42.000 Nancy, you're on my last nerve.

00:23:43.000 You've got a lot to answer for.

00:23:46.000 In San Francisco, what you have allowed on the streets there to the homeless people. 0.93

00:23:50.000 It's disgusting.

00:23:52.000 I go up there and I am disgusted. 0.84

00:23:55.000 It's crazy right now.

00:23:56.000 I don't think most people know how bad it is. 1.00

00:23:59.000 People are living in shit and filth. 1.00

00:24:01.000 Their children around drug addicts dying in the fucking streets of the richest financial district on the West Coast. 1.00

00:24:09.000 Where's that money going? 1.00

00:24:10.000 I And then Laura Loomer went up to Nancy's Vineyard trying to find her. 0.98

00:24:17.000 It's like, if you guys don't get yet that it don't matter who the president is, it's all a fucking scam to put public money into private pockets and nothing else. 0.98

00:24:33.000 You're being robbed and nothing else. 0.98

00:24:37.000 And they're both doing it.

00:24:40.000 Both parties, both sides, both up and down.

00:24:43.000 It's about the American people.

00:24:45.000 We have got to go to Washington.

00:24:48.000 You know that movie Mr. Smith?

00:24:50.000 I think about we all need to be Mr. Smith and all go to Washington.

00:24:55.000 It's like this is our government and that is our tax money.

00:24:58.000 And it will be audited as Trump has promised.

00:25:02.000 And as long as President Trump continues to make the moves to keep that promise to us, I will be supportive of him because that needs to happen.

00:25:11.000 The Federal Reserve must be audited.

00:25:13.000 And we have to thank President Trump for going in that direction.

00:25:17.000 How much time do you spend thinking about this stuff?

00:25:21.000 18 hours a day.

00:25:23.000 Yeah.

00:25:25.000 My kids, everyone's mad at me.

00:25:28.000 I mean, I have to figure it out.

00:25:31.000 It makes no sense.

00:25:33.000 Otherwise, I mean, people have to help me understand what I've done.

00:25:38.000 You need a co-host.

00:25:39.000 You need like a journalist.

00:25:41.000 I need a psychiatrist.

00:25:42.000 A journalist?

00:25:43.000 A good idea.

00:25:44.000 Yeah, someone's going to sit with you.

00:25:45.000 Tiffany McHenry.

00:25:47.000 Who's that?

00:25:49.000 Tiffany McFitz Henry.

00:25:50.000 I can't remember.

00:25:51.000 It's Fitz Henry.

00:25:52.000 He'll find it.

00:25:53.000 Tiff.

00:25:54.000 I want her for my co-host. 0.98

00:25:55.000 What is she doing? 1.00

00:25:56.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:25:56.000 What does she do? 1.00

00:25:58.000 She can uncover anything.

00:25:59.000 Oh, okay.

00:26:00.000 She's like, oh, here it is.

00:26:02.000 Oh, he was arrested in 1922 when he had this and that.

00:26:06.000 John Bolton, blah, blah.

00:26:07.000 She gets it all.

00:26:08.000 All declassified. 1.00

00:26:11.000 The government's own shit. 1.00

00:26:12.000 You have to make it up. 1.00

00:26:14.000 Freedom of Information Act stuff.

00:26:15.000 It's the greatest story never told, the story of this country.

00:26:20.000 It's phenomenal!

00:26:22.000 I'd like to see somebody make a movie on it.

00:26:24.000 Talk to Oliver Stone.

00:26:25.000 He seems like the guy for that.

00:26:26.000 I have talked to him before.

00:26:28.000 Did you?

00:26:28.000 He's so left.

00:26:30.000 I'm like, give it a rest, huh?

00:26:32.000 Too left.

00:26:33.000 Give it a rest.

00:26:34.000 It's not about that. 1.00

00:26:36.000 You're not going to have your one fucking commie world, you dumb bastard. 1.00

00:26:40.000 Back off. 1.00

00:26:40.000 You got billions. 1.00

00:26:41.000 Go away. 1.00

00:26:43.000 Erase somebody's fucking wage. 1.00

00:26:45.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:26:47.000 Pay your people decent. 1.00

00:26:50.000 For fuck's sake. 0.99

00:26:51.000 Let's start there. 0.99

00:26:52.000 He doesn't pay his people decent?

00:26:53.000 Well, I don't know that.

00:26:54.000 But I'm just saying, if he didn't, it would be wrong.

00:26:59.000 That's true.

00:27:00.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.97

00:27:01.000 I'm just sick of people's hypocrisy. 0.96

00:27:03.000 I understand.

00:27:03.000 Just help people get their...

00:27:05.000 They're fucking money back that belongs to them, like public money. 0.98

00:27:08.000 That's for roads, streets, hospitals, schools, okay? 0.99

00:27:11.000 Public money. 0.72

00:27:12.000 When they give it to private contractors to go to, you know, where they go, you know, move guns and shit all around the world, that means, like Eisenhower said, that's one less high school for the kids. 0.68

00:27:26.000 Come on, we're going to be the kind of a country that leads the world. 0.70

00:27:30.000 We cannot...

00:27:32.000 We cannot be imperialist, one-world fascist.

00:27:38.000 It won't work.

00:27:40.000 We have to do something else.

00:27:42.000 So we can't be one-world fascist?

00:27:44.000 No!

00:27:44.000 You mean like one-world government?

00:27:46.000 No! 1.00

00:27:46.000 Leave people the fuck alone! 1.00

00:27:48.000 Leave the tribal people in the Middle East to live where they've lived forever! 1.00

00:27:53.000 And if you can't, then separate them.

00:28:00.000 Separate them.

00:28:01.000 Yeah, if they can't live together, then don't force them to live together.

00:28:03.000 Like what people are you talking about?

00:28:04.000 Like the Palestinians and the Israelis? 0.96

00:28:06.000 Like that kind of deal?

00:28:07.000 Well, in Israel, the Arab population is very well integrated, so I don't mean Israel.

00:28:13.000 But out of Israel, they're not very well integrated. 0.97

00:28:18.000 Because they just get their money from bullshit propaganda peddled by the left. 0.97

00:28:23.000 But the people on the ground are what I'm saying. 0.98

00:28:25.000 The people on the ground are the ones that matter to me.

00:28:28.000 And if you can live together, then live together.

00:28:30.000 That's great!

00:28:32.000 And if you can't, then don't.

00:28:35.000 Nobody can force you. 0.96

00:28:37.000 To live with people who want you dead.

00:28:40.000 What is that? 0.98

00:28:41.000 That's Auschwitz. 0.99

00:28:43.000 Are you shitting me? 1.00

00:28:44.000 I'm not going to live with people that want you dead. 1.00

00:28:46.000 I'm not sure what you're referring to, though.

00:28:49.000 I'm referring to the entire world.

00:28:51.000 The whole world. 1.00

00:28:52.000 The entire fucking world. 1.00

00:28:54.000 Led by, you know... 0.99

00:29:01.000 Bad ideas, man, that haven't worked this far.

00:29:04.000 It's going to have to be something new that actually works for the people in the world, not just the people at the top.

00:29:10.000 Like, do you have any suggestions?

00:29:12.000 Of course!

00:29:13.000 I'd love to hear them.

00:29:14.000 Like, what do you think you should do?

00:29:14.000 Well, when I ran for president, I had my solutions.

00:29:18.000 What's your solution?

00:29:19.000 Well, I have to tell you, Jill, when I was a little girl, uh...

00:29:25.000 I made a promise to myself, I guess, and the cosmos and God and everything, that I was not ever going to...

00:29:36.000 I was going to keep trying to know.

00:29:39.000 No matter what, I was going to keep trying to know.

00:29:42.000 And know something new.

00:29:46.000 Know something new and different.

00:29:48.000 Like what?

00:29:50.000 Um...

00:29:54.000 How to create a world where something like Auschwitz doesn't exist.

00:30:03.000 And even the thought of it doesn't exist.

00:30:06.000 But you really can't.

00:30:08.000 Because I think when you read about Western society and all of that, you're like, maybe that's where it leads.

00:30:14.000 Yeah.

00:30:17.000 Well, it seems like throughout history there's been evil governments.

00:30:21.000 There's been certain evil organizations that have done horrific things.

00:30:25.000 Yeah.

00:30:26.000 Like way back to, as far as we know, from Rome to the Inquisition to the Mongols to the, you know...

00:30:33.000 I mean, there's been horrific things done by human beings.

00:30:36.000 And one of the things about knowing about things like Auschwitz is it lets us know that even though things in this country right now are relatively great in comparison to the rest of the world, relatively great in comparison to some parts of the world that are war-torn and terrible right now,

00:30:52.000 It could go bad.

00:30:54.000 It could go bad because that's what humans are capable of.

00:30:56.000 Humans are capable when they're led by the wrong ideology, when they're cult-minded, when they're all in.

00:31:03.000 They can do some terrible, awful things, and we need to know that.

00:31:06.000 And it's one of the things about having something like Auschwitz in our history that we know that that's possible. 0.98

00:31:13.000 Well, we know that you can convince people of anything.

00:31:17.000 Yes.

00:31:18.000 We know that.

00:31:19.000 Yes, for sure.

00:31:20.000 And if you, like he said, if you tell a lie, if you make it big enough and tell it often enough, everybody will believe it.

00:31:28.000 Well, if you just keep talking.

00:31:30.000 One of the things that I think is really interesting about the internet today is you're seeing groups of people that are connected to groups of people.

00:31:35.000 And for sure this podcast is guilty of it in a certain way, although it's unintentional.

00:31:40.000 But there are people out there that are essentially running online cults.

00:31:44.000 Yes.

00:31:44.000 It's not hard to do.

00:31:45.000 No, it's not hard to do.

00:31:46.000 It's not hard to do.

00:31:47.000 People love a leader.

00:31:49.000 We have an inherent desire to be a part of a tribe.

00:31:53.000 Right.

00:31:53.000 Well, because we're tribal.

00:31:54.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:31:55.000 But look, I have a goddamn American flag behind me. 0.99

00:31:57.000 I mean, there's a reason for that. 0.99

00:31:58.000 I love America.

00:31:59.000 I really do.

00:32:00.000 I love the idea of it.

00:32:01.000 The idea of freedom, self-expression.

00:32:03.000 That's right. 0.99

00:32:03.000 This is one of the rare places on earth where you can come here with fuck all and really make something out of yourself. 0.99

00:32:09.000 There's no caste system here. 0.99

00:32:10.000 We celebrate people that are poor. 0.93

00:32:12.000 That make it to become huge.

00:32:13.000 Look at all the entertainers and singers, rock and roll people.

00:32:16.000 I believe that basically because, you know, basically I'm still like I always was.

00:32:21.000 People think, oh, you're no longer a socialist.

00:32:24.000 Well, I'm not going to call it socialism anymore.

00:32:26.000 You know, I ran as a socialist candidate in 2012. What's changed?

00:32:31.000 For the Peace and Freedom Party.

00:32:32.000 There's a Peace and Freedom Party?

00:32:34.000 Yeah, in California.

00:32:35.000 Who's opposing that?

00:32:36.000 That's a good move.

00:32:36.000 Call yourself the Peace and Freedom Party.

00:32:38.000 No one can say I oppose Peace and Freedom.

00:32:41.000 Well, it was the Party of the Black Panthers in San Francisco.

00:32:44.000 Yeah.

00:32:45.000 Oh.

00:32:45.000 And so that was very important for me to run on there like with Dick Gregory.

00:32:50.000 He's the first comic that did it.

00:32:52.000 I love Dick Gregory.

00:32:53.000 I love that guy.

00:32:53.000 He was a mentor to me.

00:32:55.000 And so I did it because Dick Gregory did it.

00:32:57.000 And I wanted to be worthy of talking to Dick Gregory and saying the right things and kind of glad he wasn't around.

00:33:04.000 I hope he wasn't around when they start calling me a racist.

00:33:06.000 Yeah.

00:33:07.000 You know, he's the guy that brought the Kennedy assassination film to Geraldo Rivera.

00:33:11.000 He brought the Zapruder film.

00:33:13.000 I know.

00:33:14.000 To television.

00:33:15.000 I mean, he's a very important guy.

00:33:17.000 Remember when he was fat?

00:33:18.000 He was fat for a little bit.

00:33:20.000 Then he became like a vegetarian, right?

00:33:21.000 And then a fruitarian or something.

00:33:24.000 He started having like a Bahamian diet.

00:33:28.000 His sons are good people and stay in touch a little bit.

00:33:35.000 I said, I bet your dad's haunting you guys.

00:33:37.000 I can't see him being quiet up there.

00:33:40.000 They said things happen where they wonder if it isn't their dad.

00:33:44.000 He's one of those guys that I really feel sad that I didn't get a chance to meet him. 0.99

00:33:49.000 I fucked up. 0.99

00:33:49.000 He had a mind like, wow, that was like two centuries. 0.99

00:33:53.000 Looking at him was going back centuries, you know, just the storehouse of information he had in his brain of history, the kind of history we never hear.

00:34:03.000 Yes.

00:34:04.000 And now I feel sorry for the kids in school these days because they don't hear any real history at all.

00:34:09.000 It's almost like there's too much information at their fingertips.

00:34:12.000 That's true.

00:34:13.000 There's a poverty of information because there's an overwhelming amount of stuff that's coming their way.

00:34:18.000 It's hard for them to figure out what's important.

00:34:21.000 I don't think that school is the way that most people learn correctly because I think it's too rigid and limiting.

00:34:27.000 But one thing at least is school gives you a core set of a base of knowledge that you need to learn.

00:34:35.000 You need to learn some American history.

00:34:37.000 You need to learn some world history.

00:34:39.000 You need to learn some science.

00:34:41.000 I think having that core foundation of information, there's a lot of kids that are just really lacking that today.

00:34:49.000 If they're not paying attention in school, they're just fucking off and they're Googling things on the internet and And they go in one ear and out the other after the test is over.

00:34:56.000 They don't remember any of it because they're not really interested by it. 0.97

00:34:58.000 I'm like that.

00:34:59.000 Me too.

00:35:00.000 When I'm interested in things, I retain them.

00:35:02.000 But when I don't give up my – someone will say something to me and if I don't care, it's gone.

00:35:07.000 Like I couldn't for my life tell you what you just said 30 seconds ago.

00:35:10.000 Me either.

00:35:11.000 I don't even remember what I said.

00:35:13.000 But if someone says something that's really significant to me and it means a lot, I can remember it forever.

00:35:18.000 Yeah, I mean, I can pull up...

00:35:19.000 Like after this whole thing today, what I'll remember is, he said he liked my hair.

00:35:25.000 Roseanne, you know I love you.

00:35:27.000 I love everything about you.

00:35:28.000 Thank you so much.

00:35:28.000 I love you too.

00:35:30.000 Thank you.

00:35:32.000 Look, first of all, you really could and should do a podcast, and we can definitely help you.

00:35:37.000 I can connect you with people that'll make it a plug-and-play thing, where it's real easy.

00:35:41.000 Really?

00:35:41.000 Yeah.

00:35:41.000 Okay.

00:35:42.000 Are you staying here now?

00:35:43.000 Are you in Hawaii?

00:35:43.000 Well, that's the problem, is I go back and forth, because my kids make me come and babysit all the time.

00:35:49.000 But that's not hard.

00:35:50.000 You just get someone to set it up.

00:35:51.000 My grandkids get the best pot, so I do it.

00:35:54.000 Ha ha ha!

00:35:54.000 What is the best pot these days?

00:35:56.000 There's so much pot.

00:35:57.000 It's hard to say.

00:35:59.000 I don't even know what bad pot is anymore.

00:36:01.000 Well, now that it's being sold on every street corner out here, it's like heaven.

00:36:06.000 The only issue is, there's a guy named John Norris, and he was working for the Department of Fish and Game as a game warden, and he started stumbling upon these illegal cartel grow-ops.

00:36:19.000 Oh, yeah, I heard about that.

00:36:21.000 Apparently some crazy number, like between 80 and 90% of all the illegal marijuana that's sold in this country is coming from cartel grow-ops, or similar illegal grow-ops where they use dangerous pesticides.

00:36:32.000 Right.

00:36:33.000 Pesticides are good.

00:36:34.000 So there's a movement right now for people to test marijuana.

00:36:38.000 And in fact, my friend Todd is actually starting a business doing this where they want to check marijuana plants and make sure, inspect the stuff that people are growing to make sure there's no harmful chemicals or pesticides.

00:36:51.000 Because they're using this stuff to keep animals away, to keep bugs from eating the leaves.

00:36:55.000 And then you can smoke that stuff and it's toxic.

00:36:57.000 Yeah, because that's what they're saying about fentanyl.

00:37:00.000 They're just bringing that in.

00:37:02.000 And the people that can't get their drugs anymore because it's too expensive, those prescription painkillers.

00:37:09.000 Exactly.

00:37:10.000 And fentanyl is way stronger.

00:37:11.000 It's way smaller.

00:37:13.000 And it kills people so bad.

00:37:14.000 A guy was telling me that cops, where he works, have to wear gloves when they're handling people at overdose.

00:37:21.000 Yeah.

00:37:21.000 Oh my god.

00:37:22.000 Because they're literally getting it through the pores of the skin of the people that are overdosing. 1.00

00:37:27.000 That's how potent this shit is. 0.99

00:37:29.000 So if you grab some sweaty guy who's overdosing and you're a cop and you have bare hands and that sweat gets in your hands, you literally can get fucked up from that fentanyl. 1.00

00:37:38.000 Oh my god. 0.99

00:37:38.000 This is insane. 0.99

00:37:39.000 So they're wearing special gloves.

00:37:40.000 What's it made out of?

00:37:41.000 I don't know.

00:37:42.000 It's just an incredibly potent opiate.

00:37:45.000 So it's made out of poppies?

00:37:47.000 I don't know.

00:37:47.000 I think it's completely synthetic.

00:37:49.000 It is?

00:37:50.000 I think it's completely synthetic.

00:37:52.000 And they're always releasing new and more potent versions of it.

00:37:56.000 There's just a massive profit margin in making drugs that people like, whether they're illegal drugs or legal drugs.

00:38:03.000 Yeah.

00:38:03.000 I mean, we make this big distinction about illegal or legal.

00:38:06.000 The good thing about the legal ones is they don't come with violence.

00:38:10.000 It doesn't come with cartels.

00:38:11.000 But still, you're killing people.

00:38:13.000 People are dying left and right from legal drugs, from an overused, overprescribed amount of legal drugs. 1.00

00:38:20.000 And there's so many legal drugs that could fucking kill you dead. 0.98

00:38:24.000 I think everything's just a crime syndicate. 0.99

00:38:27.000 And basically, it's just a distribution channel, which means roads and trucks.

00:38:31.000 And like union, you know, it used to be unions.

00:38:34.000 But, you know, they probably don't really keep tabs on which comes in legal and which comes in illegal.

00:38:41.000 Maybe they do, but they probably come on the same plane from Afghanistan.

00:38:45.000 That's what they say.

00:38:47.000 Come on, it's all like crime is a whole economy.

00:38:50.000 It's all fine.

00:38:51.000 I don't think there's anything people do to live that could be wrong.

00:38:55.000 I just think we could be really smart and organize it better, like we could create a whole new thing since we have all these...

00:39:16.000 Mm-hmm. 0.91

00:39:19.000 Just fucking invent something way better that helps people. 0.99

00:39:23.000 And I know people have the brains to do that in about an hour. 0.99

00:39:26.000 If somebody, I'll be that leader, I mean if that's called for, somebody just has to tell them to do it, I think.

00:39:33.000 I think people need to figure out a way to profit off helping people.

00:39:36.000 That's where things would get good.

00:39:38.000 Here's how you'll profit. 1.00

00:39:40.000 I know, but fuck that, that's all going to go. 0.99

00:39:42.000 There's not going to be any more money. 0.99

00:39:44.000 What do you mean?

00:39:46.000 I just don't think there's going to be any more money. 0.99

00:39:49.000 You know about this Google quantum computing shit? 0.99

00:39:52.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:53.000 This Google quantum computing thing, they think it's a huge threat to cryptocurrency.

00:39:59.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:39:59.000 I'm too stupid to understand whether or not they're right, but... 0.98

00:40:02.000 I'm way too uninformed, too. 0.99

00:40:04.000 But what they're trying to say is that there's no way you would be able to encode or encrypt this information that would keep it from this insane computing power that they're developing.

00:40:15.000 Yeah, there is.

00:40:16.000 There is?

00:40:17.000 Yeah.

00:40:18.000 There's a way to get around all of it.

00:40:19.000 And I don't know why I'm like...

00:40:22.000 I mean, I know I'm on the autism spectrum.

00:40:27.000 Yeah.

00:40:28.000 You know, a lot of us autistic people, we just started talking to each other on the internet quite a while ago about, like, hey...

00:40:38.000 Let's try to envision solutions to everyday problems that actually people face and that threaten them and see what we can come up with.

00:40:47.000 And so there's whole websites about it. 0.76

00:40:50.000 And I wish I had them, but I will post them after I do the fucking research. 0.99

00:40:55.000 So I can't get a goddamn assistant to do any goddamn research. 0.99

00:40:59.000 Why can't you get an assistant? 1.00

00:41:01.000 No.

00:41:05.000 Who's that journalist lady she was asking about? 1.00

00:41:07.000 Did you find her?

00:41:08.000 Tiffany.

00:41:09.000 Tiffany?

00:41:09.000 Who is it?

00:41:11.000 She had just actually tweeted about Roseanne. 1.00

00:41:13.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:41:13.000 Well, she's my friend. 0.99

00:41:15.000 Oh, okay.

00:41:15.000 That makes sense.

00:41:16.000 I was like, that is crazy.

00:41:17.000 I thought it was crazy for a second.

00:41:18.000 I was like, that's crazy.

00:41:19.000 No, we've been friends for a number of years.

00:41:21.000 Where's Tiffany live? 0.95

00:41:22.000 She lives down there in the south.

00:41:25.000 Well, I don't know if she wants me to say.

00:41:27.000 Well, don't say.

00:41:27.000 But we could always do it remotely.

00:41:29.000 Down in the south.

00:41:29.000 Oh, she might.

00:41:30.000 Yeah.

00:41:31.000 You can set it up remotely.

00:41:32.000 She's all over the internet. 0.87

00:41:33.000 Well, with today's video. 1.00

00:41:34.000 She writes some good shit. 0.99

00:41:35.000 Like, did you see her story on George Clooney? 1.00

00:41:38.000 No.

00:41:38.000 I don't know anything about her.

00:41:40.000 And that billion dollar tequila he was selling with Randy Gerber, they got it added up to being worth one billion dollars by that company that owns the most liquor stores in the world and roads and trucks and blah,

00:41:57.000 blah.

00:41:58.000 You know, their distribution channel is a good one.

00:42:01.000 A billion!

00:42:05.000 And the stuff they make tequila with, well, you'll have to read the article.

00:42:10.000 It's for people who fancied themselves progressive, and then when their eyes beheld what the left actually does with its invested money, their eyes bug out.

00:42:24.000 What is he doing with this tequila money?

00:42:27.000 Well, it's not what he did doing with it.

00:42:30.000 It's how they valued it.

00:42:32.000 It's like it just shows you how corrupt everything is. 1.00

00:42:35.000 Everything is totally a fucking scam. 0.99

00:42:37.000 I'm confused because it's just like a successful tequila business, right? 1.00

00:42:41.000 Is there something wrong with the way they're doing it?

00:42:43.000 In some ways, some people are saying, you know, that the recipe, it's grown in families for generations.

00:42:50.000 Right.

00:42:50.000 And it's to their – it's like a Walmart kind of deal.

00:42:54.000 To their demise, you know, the products they use to produce the – Tequilas are like getting waylaid like in a Walmart shopping cart called George Clooney's Company. 1.00

00:43:09.000 And these families who have lived for generations are getting the screwed-in deals like they do when Walmart comes in the community.

00:43:16.000 Okay, I see what you're saying. 0.98

00:43:17.000 So people who are progressive, they need to know where all that one-worldy crap goes. 0.96

00:43:24.000 I don't think they know. 0.93

00:43:27.000 So what you're saying is that he is basically profiting off of the hard work of these people that are remaining poor and they're buying their formula and then using that formula to make that tequila and they're growing everything, but they're making all the profit?

00:43:41.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:43:42.000 Yeah, I think it's about agave, which is a resource.

00:43:46.000 And I think it's about growing that and the native people owning it rather than it being bought out from under them.

00:43:53.000 So yeah, it's a whole one world issue.

00:43:57.000 Ron White's got a great tequila company.

00:43:59.000 Yeah?

00:44:00.000 You know Ron?

00:44:01.000 I don't know him.

00:44:02.000 You don't know him?

00:44:02.000 No, but I love that he smokes a cigar.

00:44:04.000 He's awesome.

00:44:05.000 Is he?

00:44:05.000 I love him like I love you.

00:44:07.000 Really?

00:44:07.000 He's a cool guy?

00:44:08.000 I think he's funny.

00:44:10.000 Salt of the earth.

00:44:11.000 Oh, good for him.

00:44:11.000 He's amazing.

00:44:12.000 I love him.

00:44:13.000 But he's got number one tequila.

00:44:15.000 He sells his own tequila.

00:44:17.000 It's really good.

00:44:19.000 Isn't it weird when you really get connected and understand that everything's connected, everything else?

00:44:26.000 A lot of things are connected.

00:44:27.000 Yeah.

00:44:28.000 For sure.

00:44:29.000 See, I just, I'm kind of a, I know I'm a weirdo.

00:44:34.000 I know I'm different than other people.

00:44:36.000 Right.

00:44:36.000 You know?

00:44:37.000 Thank God.

00:44:38.000 I don't know why.

00:44:39.000 I always tried to be normal, and it just never worked.

00:44:42.000 Nobody as funny as you is ever going to be normal.

00:44:45.000 I guess not.

00:44:46.000 Thank you so much.

00:44:47.000 Yeah, I at one time thought that, but it's quite a lesson to get public censored.

00:44:55.000 And it still goes on.

00:44:57.000 Is that show still on the air without you?

00:44:59.000 Yeah.

00:45:00.000 How's it doing?

00:45:02.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:45:03.000 You don't even pay attention?

00:45:05.000 Well, I kind of do now, but I don't know.

00:45:10.000 I mean, not really I don't.

00:45:13.000 But...

00:45:15.000 I don't know.

00:45:16.000 Some people called me and told me to look for something, so I did.

00:45:19.000 Yeah?

00:45:19.000 Yeah.

00:45:22.000 You could do a podcast very easily, and I think if you did, it would be awesome.

00:45:26.000 It would be awesome because, you know what?

00:45:28.000 After they kicked me off TV and said I was a threat to America and everything.

00:45:33.000 They called you a threat to America?

00:45:34.000 Well, something like that.

00:45:36.000 A threat to Hollywood.

00:45:39.000 Everything's a threat to Hollywood right now.

00:45:41.000 It seems to be crumbling at the foundations.

00:45:44.000 Isn't it great?

00:45:45.000 It's horrible, too.

00:45:46.000 It's great.

00:45:46.000 Well, I love movies, so I'm bummed out.

00:45:49.000 But the movies all suck. 0.94

00:45:50.000 Well, I heard Avatar 2. I'm very excited about that. 0.99

00:45:55.000 John Wick 3 was pretty fucking awesome. 0.86

00:45:58.000 That's my favorite. 0.55

00:45:59.000 John Wick is my favorite.

00:46:01.000 I love that movie.

00:46:02.000 I saw it.

00:46:03.000 I went with my two sons and we saw it.

00:46:06.000 It was awesome!

00:46:07.000 I was just at Taron Tactical today where they trained John Wick.

00:46:11.000 We were doing the pistol course. 1.00

00:46:15.000 Shit, really? 1.00

00:46:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:46:17.000 Keanu Reeves trained John Wick.

00:46:18.000 They trained Keanu Reeves.

00:46:20.000 There's pictures of him there, yeah, training.

00:46:22.000 I've seen videos of him training there, too.

00:46:23.000 It's really cool.

00:46:24.000 How cool is he?

00:46:26.000 He's a really sweet guy.

00:46:27.000 He just seems like the nicest guy of all time.

00:46:30.000 He just seems like so down-to-earth and normal, like almost too normal, you know?

00:46:35.000 That's why he can play John Wick.

00:46:37.000 Oh yeah, you totally buy it.

00:46:38.000 I love how he does it without any emotion.

00:46:41.000 Like my boyfriend said he'd rather die and be tortured to death than to watch anything Hollywood makes.

00:46:48.000 He hasn't seen a movie in years.

00:46:50.000 Watch John Wick.

00:46:52.000 I told him that because he's a animal activist and all that.

00:46:57.000 He's real, that guy. 1.00

00:46:58.000 He's real, like, fucker lied to me. 1.00

00:47:01.000 He lied to you? 1.00

00:47:03.000 Jill Stein, fucker. 1.00

00:47:04.000 He lied to me and told me he was voting for Trump. 1.00

00:47:08.000 And now it says that that fucker lied. 1.00

00:47:10.000 But anyway. 1.00

00:47:11.000 Does he eat meat?

00:47:12.000 No.

00:47:13.000 No meat at all?

00:47:13.000 Fish?

00:47:14.000 He eats a little fish.

00:47:16.000 A little fish?

00:47:16.000 But I said, you would love John Wick, I'm telling you.

00:47:20.000 I go, he kills everyone because they killed his dog. 0.92

00:47:25.000 That's true. 0.98

00:47:25.000 And that's the greatest line of all time. 0.98

00:47:27.000 You killed mine. 0.99

00:47:33.000 I'm like, that was so fucking cool. 1.00

00:47:34.000 And he goes, what? 0.76

00:47:36.000 I could almost get into that. 1.00

00:47:38.000 I go, yeah, he whips their fucking heads off and shits down their throat. 1.00

00:47:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:43.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:47:43.000 And lets a fucking match and throws it on their car. 1.00

00:47:46.000 I love it. 1.00

00:47:46.000 That's what I'm talking about. 1.00

00:47:47.000 I want to be in a movie like that.

00:47:48.000 Yeah.

00:47:48.000 Tiffany McFitz Henry, she's a screenwriter and writes...

00:47:55.000 You know, movies like that with her partner. 0.90

00:47:57.000 And I'm like, can't you make a killer granny script for me? 1.00

00:48:02.000 Because I want to have the gun, you know?

00:48:03.000 Like Death Wish with Roseanne.

00:48:05.000 Death Wish.

00:48:06.000 Yes.

00:48:07.000 Right?

00:48:07.000 Why not?

00:48:08.000 Death Wish.

00:48:08.000 Yes.

00:48:09.000 The Jewish version. 0.92

00:48:10.000 I come in there like this.

00:48:11.000 Yes.

00:48:12.000 Listen here, young man.

00:48:14.000 Whoa.

00:48:15.000 I'm already scared.

00:48:16.000 Woo! 0.99

00:48:17.000 What's this new face?

00:48:17.000 That was my grandma.

00:48:19.000 That's my grandma. 0.99

00:48:21.000 That cursed face. 0.77

00:48:22.000 Whoa.

00:48:24.000 Wow, I sent some memes.

00:48:26.000 Your father...

00:48:30.000 Oh no.

00:48:31.000 He didn't like her neither.

00:48:32.000 Really?

00:48:33.000 That's a bummer.

00:48:34.000 He used to say, hey, call your grandma up in the winter. 0.99

00:48:36.000 He said, go call your bubby up and tell her to come to the house and visit you kids and tell her to walk down the side where the icicles are so I can crawl out on the roof and fucking hammer it and it will fall down and pierce through her brain. 1.00

00:48:50.000 Whoa. 1.00

00:48:51.000 You heard this kind of shit when you were a kid? 1.00

00:48:53.000 Yeah, it was all about that. 1.00

00:48:55.000 The whole thing.

00:48:56.000 This is your dad who is hilarious?

00:48:58.000 So hilarious.

00:49:00.000 What was wrong with your grandma that he was so upset at her?

00:49:04.000 I'm assuming that was his wife's mom?

00:49:07.000 Yeah, his wife's mom. 1.00

00:49:08.000 Oh, she was a bitch. 1.00

00:49:10.000 There was no bitch bigger than her. 1.00

00:49:13.000 Big Bobby bitch. 1.00

00:49:15.000 Boss. 1.00

00:49:15.000 Boss bitch? 1.00

00:49:16.000 Yeah, big boss bitch. 1.00

00:49:17.000 She owned her own apartment house, had 12 units. 1.00

00:49:20.000 She controlled everyone's lives who lived within there.

00:49:23.000 Whoa.

00:49:24.000 Nobody would dare bark.

00:49:26.000 I like ladies like that when I don't have to be under their thumb. 1.00

00:49:30.000 If I just know them, I think it's fun.

00:49:33.000 She got a guy under her thumb. 1.00

00:49:35.000 I want to write this to a movie.

00:49:38.000 I'll make it brief.

00:49:39.000 One of her... 0.99

00:49:42.000 Tenants was a guy who wore a golf shirt.

00:49:45.000 She'd never seen that before. 0.99

00:49:47.000 She'd seen like one-legged fuckers in an army fatigue, you know, in America. 0.99

00:49:52.000 Because this was in the ghetto where she had her apartment house. 0.99

00:49:58.000 And right by the bus station there.

00:50:00.000 That's where I grew up.

00:50:02.000 But, you know...

00:50:06.000 The guy under her thumb?

00:50:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:08.000 So he's wearing these golf shirts.

00:50:10.000 She's like, Tyler.

00:50:11.000 She had a thick Lithuanian accent.

00:50:14.000 Tyler wears a golf shirt.

00:50:15.000 I can't do accents.

00:50:17.000 In golf shirts.

00:50:18.000 He's going to golfing.

00:50:20.000 It's a classy guy, you know.

00:50:23.000 Classy.

00:50:24.000 Classy kind of guy.

00:50:25.000 Classy customer.

00:50:30.000 So he made the mistake of thinking she was a warm person.

00:50:34.000 As many people make that mistake with all Jewish women thinking they're warm and loving people.

00:50:40.000 She wasn't.

00:50:42.000 Well, she was, but there was a dark side there, too.

00:50:46.000 Yeah.

00:50:46.000 So he tells her that he's a fugitive.

00:50:50.000 Uh-oh.

00:50:51.000 And that was her favorite show at the time, The Fugitive.

00:50:53.000 The one with the guy who had one leg or something?

00:50:55.000 Yeah, one arm.

00:50:56.000 One arm, right.

00:50:57.000 The Fugitive.

00:50:59.000 That was our show.

00:51:00.000 That's what she said.

00:51:01.000 So he told her.

00:51:01.000 He told her he was a fugitive.

00:51:03.000 So she turned him into the cops?

00:51:04.000 Nope.

00:51:05.000 She moved him underneath her apartment.

00:51:07.000 Oh, under her thumb.

00:51:08.000 I mean, she was under, and she put him above, and she hooked up a bell on a rope that went into his kitchen and her bed.

00:51:15.000 And if she goes, ding, ding, ding, he had to come running. 1.00

00:51:20.000 And give her a fucking? 1.00

00:51:21.000 No, no. 1.00

00:51:22.000 She was a Jewish woman.

00:51:23.000 Are you kidding?

00:51:24.000 No.

00:51:24.000 Take out my garbage cans to the street.

00:51:27.000 I was hoping it was a positive ending.

00:51:29.000 Oh, it was all labor issues.

00:51:33.000 Time for you to cut the grass.

00:51:35.000 I need you to go fix the toilet, number eight. 1.00

00:51:37.000 Well, once she finds out he's a fugitive, he's fucked. 1.00

00:51:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:41.000 So she goes... 0.56

00:51:42.000 So anyway, us kids was there.

00:51:44.000 He falls in love with my mother, who looked like Elizabeth Taylor.

00:51:49.000 And so my mom, you know, he's thinking that, oh, her daughter, she'll help me out.

00:51:55.000 She's working me to death this old bag. 1.00

00:51:57.000 So my mom being that way, too, she gets in on it.

00:52:02.000 I need you to come over and cut my grass.

00:52:05.000 And pretty soon his job was to sit at our dinner table between her and my dad.

00:52:12.000 And go, Helen, this is the most delicious roast I've ever tasted in my life.

00:52:17.000 That was his job?

00:52:18.000 Yeah, and my dad just sitting here like, yeah, it's good.

00:52:22.000 She's like, make my husband jealous too. 0.99

00:52:25.000 So it became psycho and it goes on and on.

00:52:29.000 I was 12. But at the end of that summer, he turned himself in.

00:52:35.000 Couldn't do it anymore.

00:52:36.000 It was worse being into her prison.

00:52:38.000 Yeah, the two of them.

00:52:40.000 Oh my god.

00:52:41.000 Then they got in a family fight and tore out each other's hair over this guy.

00:52:45.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:52:46.000 That was my upbringing.

00:52:48.000 Good times.

00:52:49.000 Everything's funnier than hell.

00:52:50.000 Your mom looked like Elizabeth Taylor? 0.93

00:52:52.000 Yeah.

00:52:53.000 She had a waist. 1.00

00:52:55.000 Goddammit, I wished I had a waist. 0.99

00:52:58.000 I got my dad's body.

00:53:00.000 He was a football player and they called him Jerry Barr, the boy built like a barrel.

00:53:06.000 Barrel body.

00:53:07.000 I totally got it. 0.94

00:53:08.000 And so I thought when I was in Hollywood, I would get like a girl body with some ass cheeks and a waist. 1.00

00:53:14.000 So I'm still trying to work on that. 0.53

00:53:16.000 Well, you mean like surgery-wise?

00:53:18.000 Don't do that.

00:53:18.000 Yeah, like the Kardashian family.

00:53:20.000 God, I idolize them.

00:53:22.000 They're out here, you know.

00:53:23.000 They are out here, yeah.

00:53:24.000 Have you seen them?

00:53:25.000 Yes, I've seen them. 0.99

00:53:26.000 Have you ever looked at their ass right... 0.99

00:53:27.000 Not up tight. 1.00

00:53:29.000 Pull that microphone. 0.98

00:53:30.000 I have.

00:53:30.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:53:31.000 That's the problem with no headphones.

00:53:32.000 We forget.

00:53:33.000 I'm sorry.

00:53:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:34.000 I've seen their ass firsthand in Beverly Hills. 1.00

00:53:37.000 Did you enjoy it? 1.00

00:53:37.000 I was through. 1.00

00:53:41.000 I never saw anything so incredible in my life.

00:53:44.000 It was like the eighth wonder of the world.

00:53:46.000 It was completely up.

00:53:49.000 Up.

00:53:49.000 There was no sag whatsoever.

00:53:52.000 Right.

00:53:52.000 And I'm like, see, I just had like a crack in my back.

00:53:55.000 I never had, I was assless in an ass-faced economy. 0.98

00:53:59.000 And that was my whole problem. 0.99

00:54:01.000 And I was like, my dad would be like, you're never going to get, and my parents both, you're never going to get a husband because you're too fat and you have, you know, you have no ass, you have no waist, you need to work out, you know, whatever. 0.99

00:54:15.000 And you have a big mouth and no guy will ever like that. 0.99

00:54:18.000 Obviously he was wrong.

00:54:19.000 Well, I proved them wrong. 1.00

00:54:22.000 Three assholes. 1.00

00:54:23.000 I got a good one now. 1.00

00:54:25.000 You got a good one?

00:54:25.000 A good man.

00:54:26.000 That's good for you.

00:54:27.000 18 years.

00:54:28.000 Beautiful.

00:54:29.000 He made it.

00:54:29.000 That's awesome.

00:54:30.000 That's a long time.

00:54:30.000 I don't know how he did it either.

00:54:32.000 He hung in there. 0.98

00:54:33.000 He's like, God damn, ever since you went on that one antidepressant, things have been a lot nicer around here. 0.99

00:54:38.000 What was the one you went on? 0.99

00:54:40.000 Cymbalta.

00:54:41.000 Is that the newest one?

00:54:42.000 No, yeah, I've been on it for four years.

00:54:44.000 You know, with this whole thing, I realized I go on too much.

00:54:49.000 I talk too much, like all old women. 1.00

00:54:51.000 No, you don't talk too much.

00:54:53.000 The problem is not the talking.

00:54:55.000 The problem is the people reacting to your talking.

00:54:57.000 I like to see people get lit.

00:54:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:00.000 It makes them go, woo, my ass itches. 1.00

00:55:03.000 No, I think it goes like this. 1.00

00:55:05.000 Shit! 1.00

00:55:06.000 Uh-oh! 1.00

00:55:06.000 Something was off-program! 1.00

00:55:08.000 Oh, I'm unraveling!

00:55:13.000 Like the Wicked Witch.

00:55:14.000 Off-program.

00:55:15.000 Oh, a bit of water got on you.

00:55:17.000 It's off-program.

00:55:18.000 Right.

00:55:19.000 Yeah.

00:55:19.000 Eat it!

00:55:20.000 The problem is not what you're saying.

00:55:22.000 It isn't?

00:55:23.000 No.

00:55:23.000 It's how I say it?

00:55:24.000 The problem is people reacting to you.

00:55:25.000 That's the problem.

00:55:26.000 But I'm supposed to get a reaction. 1.00

00:55:28.000 Yeah, but they're fools. 1.00

00:55:29.000 The ones who are freaking out and canceling this and firing that, they're just fools. 1.00

00:55:34.000 They don't understand you. 1.00

00:55:35.000 It makes me think of that song, which, you know, I said, fuck it. 1.00

00:55:38.000 I don't care about it no more. 0.98

00:55:40.000 I'm going to become the rock star that I've always wanted to be, and I'm going to sing that song, and here's the song.

00:55:45.000 I'm not going to sing it right now, but this was the song that refers to all that.

00:55:49.000 I'm just a soul whose intentions are good.

00:55:52.000 Oh, Lord.

00:55:52.000 Oh, Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.

00:55:56.000 Yeah.

00:55:57.000 Life has its problems.

00:55:58.000 Yeah, that's a great quote.

00:55:59.000 And I've got my share.

00:56:00.000 That's a great quote.

00:56:01.000 Isn't it?

00:56:02.000 That was great words.

00:56:03.000 It's a great song.

00:56:03.000 Eric Burden, what a great artist.

00:56:05.000 You know, we talked about on the last podcast, I think was really important that people understand, you know, I've been a fan of yours forever, and I know your story.

00:56:13.000 So nice.

00:56:13.000 And I know what happened to you when you were a little girl when you got hit by a car.

00:56:17.000 And you were in a mental institution for nine months afterwards and how it completely affected the way you think and behave.

00:56:23.000 And I don't think people knew that.

00:56:25.000 And it was a really important thing for me to talk about during the last podcast.

00:56:28.000 One of the reasons why I wanted to get you in as quick as we could.

00:56:31.000 People need to understand what's happening here.

00:56:34.000 What's happening there was a genius comic who's also on Ambien, smoking pot, drinking, and has legitimate brain injury.

00:56:44.000 I do.

00:56:44.000 And I have a mental health issue.

00:56:46.000 I think a lot of that is from not just genetics, but your brain injury. 0.83

00:56:51.000 Well, I... The problem is people reacting to you.

00:56:57.000 They're reacting to you like you're calling for people to be assassinated or murdered or you're yelling racial slurs in the streets.

00:57:04.000 You're not doing any of those things.

00:57:06.000 You're not that person.

00:57:07.000 The reaction was so overblown.

00:57:09.000 And then ABC got so wacky and canceled you.

00:57:13.000 It was so... 0.98

00:57:14.000 Foolish, so foolhardy, and to try to change who you were, the reason why the goddamn show was successful is because of who you were, and the fact that other people on the show didn't have your political ideology, and you would argue with them and fight with them, and it's like real-life conflict, 0.99

00:57:30.000 like people know in their own homes. 1.00

00:57:32.000 That relatable aspect of your show was why it was number one so quickly, and why the old show was so great.

00:57:40.000 That's you!

00:57:41.000 And they tried to mold you to these woke times and foolishly reacted to the way you were talking as if you were doing something that was like, they changed what you were doing and made it this horrific, terrible thing.

00:57:55.000 It's just not accurate.

00:57:56.000 Well, it's all because I said that I like Trump.

00:57:58.000 As soon as they heard that, you know, a lot of cabals here in Hollywood, that's all they needed to hear.

00:58:05.000 It's like, okay, she must be destroyed.

00:58:08.000 And I did hear people say, oh my God, I'm afraid she's going to try to humanize Trump. 1.00

00:58:15.000 At the network, they said that.

00:58:17.000 Yes, people think that.

00:58:18.000 And it's like, what?

00:58:21.000 You mean Trump voters?

00:58:23.000 Is that who you're afraid is going to get humanized? 1.00

00:58:25.000 It's half the fucking country. 0.99

00:58:26.000 I know! 1.00

00:58:27.000 It's like such an elitist, out-of-touch vote.

00:58:30.000 The view of humans, it's always offended me.

00:58:33.000 It always offended me that they didn't like their audience, and I liked the audience because I thought I'm from there, and they're familiar to me.

00:58:42.000 And I vowed to myself, I'm not going to disrespect the audience.

00:58:48.000 And I never did, and I never did sell out, neither.

00:58:51.000 So everybody, you know, there will come a day, I believe, when, you know...

00:59:00.000 No, there won't. 0.99

00:59:01.000 Who knows what the fuck will happen? 0.98

00:59:02.000 Who knows? 0.99

00:59:03.000 Nothing will happen. 0.96

00:59:04.000 Who knows what the fuck's going to happen? 0.97

00:59:05.000 Inside my own head, though, I guess I've made peace with it. 0.98

00:59:09.000 It was like the worst horrible thing I've ever gone through.

00:59:13.000 My friend Tiffany, she says...

00:59:16.000 She says that this might be the beginning of the valuing of an artist, because it was the lowest point of ever devaluing an artist and an artist's work.

00:59:27.000 She says, so maybe now it's turned around and the artist will be better respected for what they bring.

00:59:34.000 I hope so, because they were even pulling your old show off of things.

00:59:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:40.000 Which is just fucking ridiculous. 0.99

00:59:42.000 That's kind of what killed the comedy thing for me, is that I was also told that one more, me getting in trouble one more time, I wouldn't have my reruns anymore. 0.98

00:59:52.000 And I live on that, you know?

00:59:54.000 Jesus Christ.

00:59:55.000 So that's kind of what killed the stand-up comedy.

00:59:57.000 So that killed the idea of you going out and doing stand-up.

01:00:00.000 Yeah, because I asked for it to be defined.

01:00:03.000 I said, could I have a definition of what Yeah.

01:00:17.000 Yeah.

01:00:31.000 Do you think they think they're doing the right thing?

01:00:33.000 Yes.

01:00:33.000 I do too.

01:00:34.000 Because I don't think they ever get to hear anybody like me say, you're not doing the right thing.

01:00:39.000 Well, we live in an echo chamber out here.

01:00:41.000 Please think it through a bit.

01:00:42.000 We live in an echo chamber.

01:00:43.000 I know.

01:00:43.000 That's why it's up to us to go, you guys, think things through a little bit more.

01:00:48.000 I'm not condemning anybody.

01:00:50.000 I'm not that kind of person.

01:00:52.000 I think we need more conversations.

01:00:54.000 Absolutely.

01:00:55.000 And we need more... 1.00

01:00:56.000 We just have the best dinner parties until all these self-righteous fucking progressives ruin that. 1.00

01:01:01.000 Starting with my own family on Passover when we were celebrating the Jews leaving fucking Egypt. 1.00

01:01:08.000 And I had this horrible cousin. 0.99

01:01:11.000 I can't even remember his name.

01:01:14.000 And he goes, well, maybe, and he had long hair, well, maybe we shouldn't be celebrating the death of all the Egyptians. 0.75

01:01:20.000 Like, well, that's what the story's about!

01:01:24.000 And then we'd have, like, fist fight break out, you know.

01:01:27.000 And I'd always be the one going, can we just get back to the story?

01:01:34.000 Can we just get back to the story?

01:01:35.000 Always someone looking to be offended by some aspect of any story. 1.00

01:01:39.000 I'm offended every fucking day of my fucking life for how goddamn stupid people are. 1.00

01:01:44.000 Goddamn, they can't be more offensive to me right now than ever has been before. 1.00

01:01:48.000 I'm about ready to get out there and tell people what in the fuck. 0.99

01:01:52.000 Like, that has hit me many times in my life. 0.99

01:01:54.000 There have been times I got out of my car to chase after a mother or two the way I've seen her treating her kid. 1.00

01:02:00.000 I do it.

01:02:02.000 I'm boots on the ground.

01:02:04.000 I'm not a trifling sort.

01:02:11.000 Trifling is a strong word for a white person to use.

01:02:13.000 I've already said that. 0.84

01:02:14.000 It's like, it's a next door neighbor to the N-word. 0.97

01:02:17.000 Like trifling?

01:02:18.000 No, it's not Jews use it.

01:02:19.000 We use it. 0.98

01:02:19.000 Trifling! 0.98

01:02:20.000 But it seems when a guy uses it that's a white guy, it's like, hmm, I don't know.

01:02:25.000 I think a woman can get away with it better than a guy can. 1.00

01:02:27.000 When I grew up, we lived right next door to African Americans.

01:02:30.000 We lived down where everybody lived together.

01:02:35.000 Nobody had got to the suburbs yet.

01:02:38.000 Got it.

01:02:38.000 We lived mid-city.

01:02:40.000 And we had all kind of people down there at the bus station where we lived.

01:02:44.000 Trifling is just a great word.

01:02:45.000 It is a good word.

01:02:46.000 It should come back.

01:02:47.000 But it's just white people using it always sounds awkward.

01:02:50.000 Does it?

01:02:51.000 I'm not trifling.

01:02:52.000 Women can pull it off. 1.00

01:02:54.000 But it's such a good word.

01:02:56.000 It's a great word.

01:02:56.000 What else would you say?

01:02:58.000 Wallowing in filth?

01:03:01.000 Isn't that what it means? 1.00

01:03:02.000 You're trifling ass. 1.00

01:03:03.000 Does it mean wallowing in filth? 1.00

01:03:05.000 I think it more means like you're a fool. 1.00

01:03:08.000 You're like a moron living a stupid fucking petty life, right? 1.00

01:03:12.000 It's unimportant or trivial. 1.00

01:03:13.000 Trivial, yeah.

01:03:14.000 Trivial, that's the word.

01:03:15.000 Perfect.

01:03:16.000 Trivial.

01:03:16.000 I call that wallowing in filth or pandering.

01:03:19.000 So much better than trivial.

01:03:20.000 And pandering, too.

01:03:22.000 I love that word. 0.99

01:03:23.000 Pandering is common amongst cowards. 0.98

01:03:25.000 Isn't it? 0.99

01:03:26.000 There's a lot of cowards today. 0.99

01:03:28.000 They are. 1.00

01:03:28.000 They're cowards, but you can't blame them because they've got drug debts and shit. 1.00

01:03:33.000 Nobody's going to excuse that. 1.00

01:03:35.000 Well, it's also that people don't want to be attacked.

01:03:36.000 No, they don't, and they have every right to be that way.

01:03:39.000 I mean, I am like, this is just before the Jewish holidays in Yom Kippur, where I have to repent.

01:03:48.000 Anyway.

01:03:49.000 What are you repented for? 0.99

01:03:50.000 All the bad shit I did this last year that I enjoyed. 1.00

01:03:57.000 I don't repent for the shit I had to do. 0.99

01:03:59.000 But the stuff I did because I enjoyed seeing somebody squirm. 0.96

01:04:02.000 What did you do that you enjoyed seeing somebody squirm?

01:04:06.000 Oh, I had to have...

01:04:07.000 Don't say anything that's going to get your reruns canceled.

01:04:09.000 I just had to have the last word in personal...

01:04:11.000 Oh, I get it.

01:04:11.000 You know, all over the place.

01:04:12.000 Yeah, that kind of shit. 1.00

01:04:13.000 And in the larger world, go for the... 1.00

01:04:15.000 Yes, I'm just trying to be a forgiving person, and so I'll be forgiven.

01:04:20.000 And I do ask to be forgiven by apologizing.

01:04:23.000 I am sorry that I made even one...

01:04:28.000 It was an embarrassing day for anyone who gave me the chance to come on TV and make a number one show.

01:04:35.000 And to all those whom I embarrassed, I am very sorry.

01:04:38.000 And I think I owe that.

01:04:44.000 And I feel it.

01:04:47.000 And I am sorry for Allowing myself to become unwell mentally because I worked so hard I didn't look out for myself.

01:05:03.000 I didn't take the vitamins.

01:05:04.000 I didn't take the shots.

01:05:06.000 We talked about that too and your difficulty sleeping and then taking sleeping aids.

01:05:11.000 I've been sober off Ambien since that happened.

01:05:14.000 Fantastic.

01:05:14.000 That's excellent news.

01:05:15.000 Now I take melatonin.

01:05:18.000 Melatonin.

01:05:19.000 Melatonin.

01:05:19.000 Yeah, from the drugstore.

01:05:21.000 That's really good.

01:05:21.000 That's really good advice.

01:05:23.000 I mean, really good news.

01:05:24.000 I'm very happy to hear that. 0.95

01:05:25.000 That scares the shit out of me.

01:05:27.000 I haven't done any weird things.

01:05:29.000 I mean, that tweet was just one of them.

01:05:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:32.000 No, I know.

01:05:33.000 I follow you on Twitter.

01:05:34.000 Yeah.

01:05:35.000 I would see the tweets to her and be like, Roseanne's on one.

01:05:38.000 Oh yeah, Roseanne's on one.

01:05:39.000 My daughter goes, you've got to stop with these ambient tweets, mother, before you lose everything for us! 1.00

01:05:45.000 Whoa, that's hard for us. 1.00

01:05:48.000 Like, you little bitch. 1.00

01:05:50.000 Whoa, that's harsh. 1.00

01:05:51.000 Don't worry, I'll get even.

01:05:53.000 I get when my grandsons, I'm like, hey, you guys, let's go get high.

01:05:56.000 I think this now and I thought this then.

01:05:59.000 You just need an advocate who understands you.

01:06:01.000 That's all you needed.

01:06:02.000 You needed it back then and, you know...

01:06:05.000 I needed not to be totally drained of vitamin B12 because the side effect is psychosis.

01:06:11.000 That's a good thing too.

01:06:13.000 And so I believe that I was in a psychosis because the doctor goes, you have, okay, good news.

01:06:18.000 I go to this guy, what is it?

01:06:21.000 Cedar Sinai.

01:06:23.000 Good news.

01:06:24.000 You have no vitamin.

01:06:25.000 You let it go too long.

01:06:26.000 Because you know, I'm in Hawaii.

01:06:27.000 I don't keep up with my infusions, vitamins I have to take.

01:06:31.000 Do you take IV infusions?

01:06:33.000 Yeah.

01:06:33.000 How often do you do that?

01:06:35.000 I take them about every three months because I can't process iron.

01:06:39.000 Because of your stomach operation?

01:06:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:41.000 Because of that fucking operation. 1.00

01:06:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:43.000 Oh, well, I'm glad I got it. 1.00

01:06:45.000 I'd weigh 902 pounds right now.

01:06:47.000 Yeah, those stomach operations, they mess with your body's ability to absorb nutrients, right?

01:06:51.000 Yeah, I can't absorb nothing.

01:06:53.000 Is that the old way they used to do it?

01:06:54.000 Like, do they have it better now?

01:06:56.000 I think they have it better now.

01:06:57.000 Now they just do a lap band.

01:06:59.000 Right, right, right.

01:07:00.000 You'll have to ask Jennifer Hudson.

01:07:02.000 But I had the old one.

01:07:04.000 I don't know if she got it.

01:07:05.000 They shrink your stomach, right?

01:07:06.000 They cut it and make it smaller.

01:07:08.000 I heard Beyonce got one, too.

01:07:10.000 Did you hear that?

01:07:11.000 She's never been fat.

01:07:15.000 Is that what you heard?

01:07:16.000 I heard all the stuff of who got what.

01:07:20.000 That lady's got a perfect body. 1.00

01:07:21.000 I can't imagine.

01:07:22.000 I know.

01:07:22.000 She's gorgeous.

01:07:23.000 I heard she had a, what do they call it?

01:07:28.000 The lap band.

01:07:29.000 I bet someone's hatin'.

01:07:30.000 That's what I bet.

01:07:31.000 I bet someone's hatin'.

01:07:32.000 I bet she never had anything.

01:07:34.000 I put it all on the table.

01:07:36.000 I put it all on the table that someone's hatin'.

01:07:38.000 That lady was never overweight. 1.00

01:07:40.000 If you're in great physical condition, like she's always been, she dances, she does so much physical stuff, that if she got a lap band, it would fuck with her body. 1.00

01:07:48.000 That's what I think, too. 0.99

01:07:49.000 I don't think you can get that.

01:07:50.000 I don't believe it, but they are saying that.

01:07:53.000 Who's the other one they said?

01:07:55.000 Who are these people that are called they?

01:07:57.000 Oh, the lap band community.

01:08:00.000 That lady's always had a perfect body. 1.00

01:08:02.000 She is so perfect.

01:08:03.000 What about the voice?

01:08:05.000 What's that song?

01:08:05.000 Oh, her voice is incredible.

01:08:06.000 God!

01:08:06.000 But the dancing, that song, if you like it, then you better put a ring on it.

01:08:09.000 Remember that with all those girls dancing? 0.99

01:08:11.000 Her body's insane.

01:08:12.000 It's always been insane.

01:08:13.000 That girl's still got a lap band. 1.00

01:08:15.000 She's got superior genetics. 0.99

01:08:18.000 Yes, she does.

01:08:18.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:19.000 She's so pretty, too.

01:08:20.000 She certainly does.

01:08:21.000 But there's no way she has a lap band.

01:08:24.000 I would, all my money.

01:08:26.000 Push it in.

01:08:26.000 Yeah, okay.

01:08:27.000 Fuck you, haters. 1.00

01:08:28.000 I think you, okay, I have to agree. 1.00

01:08:30.000 You've won this one.

01:08:31.000 I just don't think she would, why would she ever get that operation?

01:08:33.000 If she was like really big and then she got small, that's when people get suspicious.

01:08:37.000 But she was never big.

01:08:39.000 Well, she was big when she was pregnant. 1.00

01:08:41.000 She was pregnant.

01:08:42.000 Yeah, but a lot of people get big when they get pregnant. 1.00

01:08:45.000 They shrink back down.

01:08:46.000 What's her name?

01:08:46.000 The really hot blonde lady with the large ta-tas.

01:08:49.000 Jessica Simpson.

01:08:50.000 She just lost 100 pounds. 1.00

01:08:52.000 She did?

01:08:52.000 Yeah, she got pregnant, had a baby, got real big, got up to 240. Woo!

01:08:57.000 That's a big woman.

01:08:58.000 I was 240. Woo!

01:09:01.000 Oh, yeah, you can do some damage at 240. Oh, you can fuck people up. 1.00

01:09:05.000 But now she's 140. Good for her. 0.99

01:09:08.000 Yeah, good for her.

01:09:09.000 She lost 100 pounds.

01:09:10.000 Good for her.

01:09:10.000 I think she had another baby.

01:09:12.000 Yeah, she did.

01:09:12.000 I think she just diet and exercise, you know, did it right.

01:09:15.000 No lap time. 0.99

01:09:16.000 God damn, I hate hearing that lie. 0.99

01:09:23.000 That's counterint... 1.00

01:09:25.000 What is it?

01:09:27.000 Artificial intelligence.

01:09:28.000 You just need the right people around you, Roseanne. 0.99

01:09:29.000 God damn it. 0.99

01:09:30.000 That's all it is. 1.00

01:09:31.000 All I have is wild cats and Johnny.

01:09:35.000 Well, you got me.

01:09:37.000 I'm around.

01:09:37.000 Johnny talks to cats, and he not only talks to them, he knows what they're saying.

01:09:43.000 Do you go that far?

01:09:44.000 No, I don't think I know what my cat's saying.

01:09:47.000 Johnny does.

01:09:48.000 He knows what they're saying.

01:09:49.000 I think my cat's saying, pet me.

01:09:51.000 Come on, bro.

01:09:51.000 Give me a massage.

01:09:53.000 Johnny goes like this.

01:09:54.000 She's saying, Hi Roseanne, will you come and pet me please and give me some fish?

01:10:00.000 That's probably pretty accurate.

01:10:01.000 No, she's not.

01:10:02.000 That's you.

01:10:04.000 That's not the cat.

01:10:05.000 She's probably thinking that.

01:10:06.000 I'd like to get pet and have some fish.

01:10:08.000 Yeah.

01:10:08.000 I think most cats think that.

01:10:09.000 They're pretty simple creatures.

01:10:11.000 I think they think, leave me the F alone.

01:10:13.000 There's a little bit of that.

01:10:14.000 Yeah.

01:10:15.000 You ever see a kitten stalk like a bird?

01:10:18.000 Yes.

01:10:18.000 It's crazy.

01:10:19.000 Yeah.

01:10:19.000 They know right from the beginning.

01:10:21.000 They certainly do.

01:10:21.000 It's that intelligence.

01:10:23.000 It's DNA. They know to creep up real slow.

01:10:26.000 It's the real intelligence.

01:10:27.000 I was watching a kitten.

01:10:27.000 It's not something you get when you watch TV. It's like the real intelligence.

01:10:31.000 Right.

01:10:32.000 You got to be out there. 0.91

01:10:32.000 Well, they're from a long line of murderers. 0.91

01:10:35.000 Do you have to be out there?

01:10:35.000 Yeah.

01:10:36.000 Cats?

01:10:36.000 No.

01:10:37.000 Oh, I meant us.

01:10:38.000 Humans?

01:10:38.000 Oh, us.

01:10:39.000 Yeah, you got to be out there.

01:10:40.000 You got to move around.

01:10:41.000 You can't be confined.

01:10:43.000 Human beings are products of experience, and I think we need a lot of experiences.

01:10:47.000 I think we need experiences all the time.

01:10:48.000 I think you need to travel.

01:10:50.000 You need to talk to different people.

01:10:51.000 You need to try different things.

01:10:53.000 It's one of the reasons why I wanted to go to this gun range today.

01:10:55.000 I mean, I've shot guns before, but I don't really know how to do it right.

01:10:58.000 Oh, you don't?

01:10:59.000 No, I'm not really.

01:10:59.000 Oh, I would have...

01:11:00.000 See, that's what made Owen Benjamin mad at me because I called him a name.

01:11:05.000 I shouldn't have used that word.

01:11:07.000 Because, you know, he's doing all that farming stuff.

01:11:11.000 Well, I'm doing the farming too and I have farm vehicles, okay?

01:11:14.000 And he does not have that or any rifles or anything. 0.94

01:11:18.000 So I kind of called him a puss bag. 0.95

01:11:21.000 Come up to the microphone. 0.95

01:11:23.000 He thinks I may be mentioned for other reasons, but no, it's just like, man, if you're going to go do this, you've got to get yourself, you know, one of these four-wheel drive here's like I got with the rifle.

01:11:33.000 You have to have that?

01:11:35.000 If you're going to do the job, yeah.

01:11:38.000 Why do you need a rifle when you're farming? 0.93

01:11:39.000 Well, for killing wild pigs.

01:11:42.000 I told you I got nothing but wild pigs over there. 0.55

01:11:45.000 Well, you're in Hawaii.

01:11:46.000 Yeah.

01:11:47.000 Oh, for sure.

01:11:47.000 Yeah.

01:11:48.000 My friend Shane started hunting because he was farming and the wild pigs would destroy all of his vegetables.

01:11:54.000 Yeah, they do. 1.00

01:11:55.000 Some of these fuckers are like Volkswagens. 1.00

01:11:57.000 Oh, they're crazy. 1.00

01:11:58.000 It is crazy. 0.99

01:11:59.000 And they don't have no limits.

01:12:01.000 I mean, they're like politicians, I've noticed.

01:12:03.000 They don't have any limit.

01:12:06.000 Like, they want not only what they got, but what you got, too.

01:12:09.000 They don't stop.

01:12:10.000 You put barriers up to them, and they keep pushing them down, going under, around. 0.98

01:12:14.000 Pigs are designed to survive. 0.97

01:12:16.000 I mean, they're ruthless in terms of their ability to survive.

01:12:20.000 They have many litters a year.

01:12:22.000 Yeah, they sure do.

01:12:23.000 And in each litter, they have multiple piglets.

01:12:25.000 Right.

01:12:25.000 And they can get pregnant as early and start breeding at six months.

01:12:29.000 I know.

01:12:29.000 So six months in, they're having their own babies, and then six months later, their baby's having babies.

01:12:33.000 That's exactly right.

01:12:34.000 There are millions and millions of them in this country. 0.98

01:12:36.000 We were taking out, what was it, 30 pigs a month.

01:12:40.000 But they're great eating.

01:12:43.000 Oh, I don't eat pigs.

01:12:44.000 You don't eat pigs?

01:12:45.000 I don't eat animals either.

01:12:47.000 You don't eat any animals?

01:12:48.000 Unless they're really cute.

01:12:49.000 Then I'll eat them.

01:12:51.000 How come you don't eat animals?

01:12:52.000 If they're cute enough, I'll eat them.

01:12:54.000 Oh, it's a cute thing.

01:12:55.000 No, I don't know because I'm old and, you know, meat just sits there for a while.

01:13:02.000 Is it because of the stomach operation as well?

01:13:04.000 Yeah, I'd better just chicken broth.

01:13:06.000 When Ralphie May had that operation, he had the same sort of operation.

01:13:09.000 He couldn't eat meat anymore.

01:13:11.000 It was crazy because Ralphie was an amazing cook and Ralphie would invite us over for barbecues and he couldn't eat it.

01:13:17.000 He had to eat vegetables.

01:13:18.000 It wouldn't sit with him. 0.98

01:13:20.000 It really fucked with his stomach. 0.97

01:13:21.000 He would make these incredible ribs and brisket and everything like that. 0.99

01:13:24.000 We would all eat it and Ralphie couldn't eat it.

01:13:26.000 But he loved to cook. 0.99

01:13:28.000 Yeah, it sucked. 0.60

01:13:29.000 Yeah, I wrote a part for him in a show.

01:13:31.000 He was a sweet guy.

01:13:32.000 He was, wasn't he?

01:13:34.000 He just had a demon. 1.00

01:13:35.000 He had a fucking terrible demon. 1.00

01:13:36.000 Is it a comedy demon or a drug or alcohol demon or is it all the same demon? 1.00

01:13:42.000 His is a food demon.

01:13:43.000 You know, I mean, people have demons.

01:13:45.000 Like, everybody's got their own little weird thing.

01:13:47.000 What's your demon?

01:13:50.000 It's probably...

01:13:53.000 Anger, violence.

01:13:54.000 I mean I grew up involved in violence and martial arts and stuff when I was really little.

01:14:01.000 I think I developed that way and I got good at figuring out how to channel that and then when you stop doing that, the difficulty for a lot of people is figuring out how to turn it off.

01:14:11.000 You know, that's the demon.

01:14:16.000 That's the whole thing right now.

01:14:18.000 It's like being able to control your temper when your buttons are pushed.

01:14:22.000 It's the hardest thing in the world.

01:14:24.000 But I got way, [...

01:14:26.000 Way better at it.

01:14:26.000 Yeah, I did too.

01:14:27.000 But it's like everything else.

01:14:27.000 Like if you learn comedy in the beginning when you're an open micro, you're terrible.

01:14:31.000 But then you're 20 years in, you're a master, right? 0.99

01:14:34.000 You know how to kill. 0.99

01:14:34.000 Right. 0.99

01:14:34.000 That's the same thing with being a person. 0.99

01:14:36.000 I got better at being a person.

01:14:38.000 Me too.

01:14:38.000 You just got to understand your own mind better.

01:14:41.000 I started meditating.

01:14:42.000 I spent a lot of time in the isolation tank.

01:14:45.000 I do a lot of yoga.

01:14:46.000 I smoke a lot of weed.

01:14:47.000 I mean, all those things are good.

01:14:48.000 Weed makes...

01:14:49.000 I don't know what it does to other people, but for me, it makes me nice.

01:14:52.000 It makes me really friendly.

01:14:53.000 Me too.

01:14:53.000 I want to hug people.

01:14:54.000 Me too.

01:14:55.000 I want good things to happen to them.

01:14:56.000 It gives me a sense of community.

01:14:58.000 Like, it really means...

01:14:59.000 That's what it means to me.

01:15:01.000 It opens some kind of channel in my head to where the big...

01:15:04.000 The big we comes in.

01:15:06.000 The big we.

01:15:07.000 Us all together, yeah.

01:15:09.000 Community.

01:15:09.000 Community, yeah.

01:15:10.000 It's not a drug that is an isolation drug.

01:15:12.000 Like a drug that makes you want to, like, this is all for me.

01:15:15.000 I'm the one. 1.00

01:15:16.000 I'm the fucking man. 1.00

01:15:17.000 It's like the opposite. 1.00

01:15:18.000 It makes you humble.

01:15:19.000 I mean, that's part of what people call paranoia, the paranoia that you get from weed.

01:15:23.000 I think it's an understanding of your place in the universe that you're kind of denying.

01:15:27.000 Most people are denying because they're so self-focused.

01:15:29.000 They're focused on their own life and their own objectives and what they're trying to accomplish and how they want other people to look at them.

01:15:35.000 And then you smoke the pot and you're like, oh my god, this is crazy.

01:15:38.000 We're on a ball.

01:15:39.000 It's hurling through infinity.

01:15:40.000 There's a giant fireball in the sky.

01:15:42.000 Like, all this is nothing.

01:15:43.000 You live for a certain amount of time and nobody really figures out why they're here.

01:15:47.000 You're all just scrambling, trying to find meaning and then Then it's over.

01:15:51.000 And then what happens then?

01:15:52.000 Do you come back as a baby and try all over again?

01:15:54.000 That's what some people believe.

01:15:55.000 Some people believe you go to another dimension.

01:15:57.000 Some people believe that you live the exact same life over and over and over and over again until you get it right.

01:16:03.000 Yeah, I know.

01:16:04.000 I've heard all those.

01:16:05.000 I'm trying to get it right.

01:16:06.000 I would love that.

01:16:07.000 I would love that this be the one that I figure out.

01:16:10.000 Like maybe I've lived a million of these lives.

01:16:11.000 And this life, even though I still fuck up all the time, I'd love for this one to be the life that I do my best in.

01:16:18.000 Well, it's not going to be.

01:16:19.000 I'm sorry to let you know.

01:16:21.000 It's not going to happen.

01:16:22.000 What did I do wrong?

01:16:23.000 You didn't do nothing wrong.

01:16:25.000 You can't say you did anything wrong.

01:16:29.000 How do you know, though?

01:16:30.000 You're on your journey.

01:16:31.000 But how do you know that this isn't the best version of it?

01:16:34.000 Maybe I can do better next time around, but this time I'd like to do my best.

01:16:38.000 I'd like to do better than the last time, if that's a real thing.

01:16:41.000 If that's the way to look at life...

01:16:43.000 That you are living this exact same existence over and over and over again.

01:16:46.000 That's what deja vu is.

01:16:47.000 That's what all these intuitions that you have, all these feelings that you have.

01:16:50.000 When you meet someone, you know that person's supposed to be in your life.

01:16:53.000 You know this guy's a great friend and you're just meeting them.

01:16:56.000 You have weird feelings like that.

01:16:58.000 The universe sort of tells you certain things about certain people.

01:17:00.000 If you're really paying attention and you're really honest and objective.

01:17:04.000 We all have fragments of memory that come and go.

01:17:08.000 Sometimes we're bombarded by it.

01:17:10.000 You know how the cat knows how to chase after that squirrel?

01:17:13.000 The cat knows.

01:17:14.000 It's something in that cat's DNA. We have that too.

01:17:18.000 We just have it in different ways.

01:17:20.000 We have it for...

01:17:21.000 I think so.

01:17:43.000 But it might be a fragment of, I think about this and talk about it all the time with friends, you know.

01:17:49.000 It might be a fragment of a memory of when you were an iguana.

01:17:54.000 Right.

01:17:54.000 Because we're always going to go back to the connection.

01:17:58.000 You know, that's our root.

01:17:59.000 I watched a video.

01:18:00.000 Our root chakra is an amoeba, a single-cell organism.

01:18:03.000 Right.

01:18:03.000 It's in our body, and it just replicated a lot.

01:18:06.000 So each one of those things have the same kind of makeup that intelligence does.

01:18:15.000 Well, you're a collection of things, right?

01:18:18.000 Yeah.

01:18:18.000 We're not just all of our cells and all of our DNA, but we also have this weird bacteria floating around in our body, and it's keeping us alive and keeping us healthy.

01:18:25.000 And some people say that bacteria is telling us a story.

01:18:29.000 Like, yeah, I know, it's a big one, because it's like, okay, maybe the loop that goes through in your mind, which maybe this has something to do with me being on Ambien and being in a psychotic state when I tweeted, but Maybe it was just something was playing that didn't make all that much sense,

01:18:50.000 but it made sense at the time.

01:18:51.000 When you're taking all that stuff, you're taking all that stuff orally, right?

01:18:55.000 And all that stuff is getting broken down in your gut. 0.99

01:18:57.000 It's fucking with your personality. 1.00

01:18:59.000 It fucks with everything. 0.99

01:19:00.000 They say that your gut, your microbiome, actually affects your personality. 0.89

01:19:05.000 Right, because it's giving you the thought.

01:19:07.000 It's informing your thoughts.

01:19:09.000 Also, sometimes people are inflamed and irritated and that changes their personality.

01:19:14.000 And to have a healthy body or a healthy microbiome and just a healthy system, it affects your personality in pretty profound ways.

01:19:21.000 Well, they say if you're really healthy, you're in a good mood all the time.

01:19:24.000 That's a good way of looking at it.

01:19:25.000 Isn't that weird?

01:19:26.000 Yeah, it's true though. 0.97

01:19:27.000 I'm always striving for that because sometimes I'm in a good mood.

01:19:33.000 I'd say most of the time I'm in a good mood.

01:19:36.000 These days. 0.98

01:19:38.000 But I don't ever want to fuck with the bad mood. 0.99

01:19:41.000 But you know, when you got bipolar, I'm bipolar, amongst a million other fucking things. 0.99

01:19:47.000 What does that mean exactly? 1.00

01:19:48.000 I got more mental illness than your average bear.

01:19:50.000 Remember Yogi the Bear?

01:19:51.000 I do remember Yogi. 1.00

01:19:52.000 I got more mental illness than you can shake his dick at. 1.00

01:19:55.000 It's hard to live with it. 1.00

01:19:57.000 What does bipolar exactly mean?

01:20:00.000 Well, we used to call it moody.

01:20:03.000 Moody?

01:20:04.000 Yeah.

01:20:04.000 Swinging.

01:20:05.000 Manic states, right?

01:20:06.000 You swing up and down.

01:20:07.000 Yeah, one minute you're this and the next minute you're that.

01:20:09.000 But even more protracted is like, well, you're in a good mood for months and then it's that.

01:20:16.000 You know where they say that straw that broke the camel's back?

01:20:19.000 Uh-huh.

01:20:20.000 That's kind of clue one that you might be bipolar.

01:20:23.000 I guess when the camel breaks and you just let it all rip because you can't control it anymore.

01:20:31.000 And things you didn't even think you were holding back come out.

01:20:36.000 You don't have the right way of processing emotion.

01:20:39.000 And it's such extremes.

01:20:42.000 And then you follow the extremes through with action, like going someplace and then having to go some other place.

01:20:51.000 It's terrifying.

01:20:53.000 Mental illness is really terrifying.

01:20:55.000 I think maybe this whole thing is going to move me to start talking more honestly about it.

01:21:00.000 Because I think of all the conversations in America, that's the most needed.

01:21:04.000 It's a very important conversation.

01:21:06.000 And it's also very important that we have empathy towards people with mental health because we have empathy towards people with other ailments. 1.00

01:21:12.000 If someone has liver cancer, we don't go, oh, fix your liver, you fucking idiot. 1.00

01:21:17.000 Why are you out here getting sick? 1.00

01:21:19.000 But if you have mental issues, it affects the way you communicate with people and we think it's your fault. 1.00

01:21:24.000 If you have a bad knee, no one says, why can't you run up the hill, you fucking moron. 1.00

01:21:28.000 But if you have something wrong with your brain, we just assume it's your fault. 1.00

01:21:32.000 It's a real bad thing. 0.95

01:21:34.000 It's a bad habit that people have, particularly people that don't have mental illness.

01:21:38.000 I know. 0.99

01:21:38.000 They're such bullies. 0.99

01:21:40.000 Well, they don't understand that it could happen to you.

01:21:42.000 It could happen to anybody.

01:21:43.000 But bullying the mentally ill is so much a part of what's going on in our culture right now.

01:21:51.000 Abandoning them and just in the streets.

01:21:55.000 Well, that's a giant problem that we have here in America.

01:21:58.000 I just hate that.

01:21:58.000 I know.

01:21:58.000 I hate it.

01:21:59.000 You know, Cher actually brought it up.

01:22:00.000 She was talking about...

01:22:01.000 Yeah, good for Cher. 1.00

01:22:02.000 She was talking about them, talking about immigration, discussing immigration.

01:22:05.000 She goes, that's fine and good, but we have 60,000 mentally ill, homeless people wandering through the streets of Los Angeles alone.

01:22:13.000 60,000.

01:22:15.000 I mean, that's a good-sized, small town.

01:22:16.000 And it's filled... 0.96

01:22:18.000 Filled with drug addicts and people with psychotic breaks and all sorts of other mental illness. 1.00

01:22:24.000 Well, they have mental illness, yeah. 0.96

01:22:25.000 I met a kid the other day. 0.98

01:22:27.000 I always talk to the mentally ill because, you know, it's partly that they're so, oh, I forget the word. 1.00

01:22:36.000 Louie uses it, you know.

01:22:38.000 Well, they're so disenfranchised and ignored and they become invisible.

01:22:41.000 And then they retreat totally into their psychosis, you know?

01:22:44.000 And so they can't be reached.

01:22:46.000 So you always do them a favor just to make eye contact and say, have a nice day or hello.

01:22:51.000 You're doing them a big healing favor.

01:22:53.000 But I met this kid, he was about 20, and his eyes all black, the white of his eye.

01:22:58.000 And I'm like, what happened to your eye?

01:22:59.000 He goes, I got it tattooed.

01:23:01.000 I go, how did you possibly sit and let them put tattoo needle in the white of your eye 950,000 times?

01:23:09.000 And he goes, because I have a deep fear of anything going in my eye.

01:23:14.000 I've always had that fear, and so this was my way to overcome it.

01:23:18.000 I go, dude...

01:23:21.000 That's a rough one.

01:23:23.000 When do they start tattooing their eyeballs?

01:23:26.000 When you're really obsessive-compulsive.

01:23:28.000 And you're trying to get over one fear by running through the fear and making it happen to you.

01:23:35.000 And a lot of us do that.

01:23:37.000 I guess maybe in my psychos, I might have had a fear of being...

01:23:48.000 A symbol of so much to so many.

01:23:51.000 I think it crumbled me.

01:23:53.000 They kept saying that.

01:23:54.000 They kept trying to make me be a symbol of something.

01:23:58.000 And I guess I am.

01:24:00.000 If anything, I just want to be a symbol for good jokes.

01:24:04.000 There shouldn't be no censorship on good jokes.

01:24:06.000 Do you think that the pressure of fame and of stardom and stuff contributes to this feeling that you worry about the role that you have?

01:24:19.000 You know, you worry about people being upset at you.

01:24:22.000 You worry about it, and it's almost like it comes out from that.

01:24:26.000 Uh-oh.

01:24:26.000 Can I? Fuck yeah.

01:24:29.000 Marijuana. 1.00

01:24:29.000 I'm celebrating Sober October, Roseanne, so I cannot partake. 1.00

01:24:33.000 Good for you.

01:24:33.000 Can I have yours?

01:24:34.000 Sure.

01:24:35.000 Okay.

01:24:35.000 You want some weed?

01:24:36.000 I've got a lot.

01:24:36.000 Do you want a drag?

01:24:37.000 Plenty of weed here.

01:24:38.000 It's good.

01:24:39.000 Jamie's not celebrating Sober October.

01:24:41.000 Three years in a row.

01:24:42.000 I know.

01:24:42.000 He always had me on in October.

01:24:44.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:24:46.000 He says, fuck that. 1.00

01:24:47.000 I like it. 1.00

01:24:48.000 I think it's good.

01:24:49.000 It's good to cleanse out the old pipes every now and again.

01:24:52.000 I was sober for almost a year off pot.

01:24:54.000 Yeah?

01:24:55.000 Until recently, one drag is good.

01:24:57.000 One drag is good. 0.92

01:24:59.000 That's the right amount.

01:25:00.000 It just elevates you a little bit.

01:25:02.000 It gives you a little lift.

01:25:03.000 But I tied one on the day before Sober October with Sturgill Simpson.

01:25:08.000 I don't remember even what we were talking about while we were talking. 0.99

01:25:12.000 It's just so fun to talk and exchange ideas and feel that nobody's hanging over you to send you to fucking prison. 0.99

01:25:19.000 Yes. 1.00

01:25:19.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00

01:25:20.000 That can't happen here. 0.99

01:25:21.000 Right.

01:25:22.000 We can't let that happen here.

01:25:23.000 We can't let that happen, but that's a natural course of progression, right?

01:25:26.000 Well, we're going to have to confront Google and YouTube, obviously, and I think they are getting confronted.

01:25:33.000 I think they're getting confronted.

01:25:34.000 I think everybody's getting it, don't you?

01:25:35.000 I think.

01:25:36.000 A lot of people are getting confronted about those kind of things.

01:25:39.000 And they need to hear me or you and thousands of us, frankly, say, hey, you guys, bring it back a little, come on, bring it back to the middle, where it makes common sense.

01:25:49.000 Where it makes common sense.

01:25:50.000 Yeah, because this ain't no sense to this.

01:25:52.000 I think when Trump got elected, a lot of people used that as an excuse.

01:25:56.000 It was like a green light for them to enforce their own ideology.

01:26:00.000 They're like, look, this is a bad thing.

01:26:02.000 We're deeply distraught.

01:26:03.000 One of the CEOs of Google, one of the main executives of Google, was talking about that recently, about how distraught they were at the election and what a terrible result it was.

01:26:13.000 And they were, you know, looking at their own role in elections, because that is a thing that social media has now.

01:26:19.000 People that openly discuss and support a candidate or deny a candidate.

01:26:26.000 And this is what Tulsi Gabbard's suing for, is that they denied her YouTube searches.

01:26:30.000 They did something to censor her ability to get her message out.

01:26:35.000 Well, I think that people, what they're doing is they're digging and they're going back to who's funding who.

01:26:41.000 Right.

01:26:41.000 And I kind of support that because I don't think that I want to give my money to anybody who takes money from terrorists.

01:26:51.000 Why would I want to pay for somebody to kill me?

01:26:54.000 Of course.

01:26:55.000 Americans don't want that. 0.99

01:26:57.000 That don't make no common sense.

01:26:59.000 No, that doesn't make any sense.

01:27:01.000 Why are they putting waste next to schools?

01:27:06.000 Why are companies burying waste next to public schools?

01:27:11.000 Because they can get away with it?

01:27:13.000 Where's the public?

01:27:15.000 How come the public is factored out of all public life, including the tables where public money is apportioned?

01:27:23.000 There's not one public there.

01:27:25.000 That's why I ran, because I want to be a John Q. Public.

01:27:28.000 I'll be that guy.

01:27:29.000 Who's putting waste next to schools?

01:27:33.000 Look it up.

01:27:35.000 Look it up in New York.

01:27:36.000 In New York, they're doing that?

01:27:37.000 Yeah, everybody gets a payoff, Jill. 0.99

01:27:39.000 Don't act like you're so fucking, like, school yard. 0.99

01:27:43.000 Everybody's getting a fucking payoff to fucking do whatever the hell they can get away with doing. 0.99

01:27:48.000 And they're not getting in trouble for it. 1.00

01:27:51.000 They're unpunished, unindicted.

01:27:54.000 Look at it!

01:27:56.000 What is this?

01:27:59.000 What?

01:28:00.000 What?

01:28:00.000 But everybody says, I don't know anymore.

01:28:04.000 It's like, how come they're getting away with this shit? 1.00

01:28:08.000 Why are they getting away with lying? 1.00

01:28:10.000 Any of them.

01:28:12.000 Who's getting away with lying?

01:28:14.000 All of them!

01:28:15.000 Who's them? 1.00

01:28:15.000 The whole fucking world! 1.00

01:28:17.000 The whole world's lying? 1.00

01:28:18.000 The whole fucking thing! 1.00

01:28:20.000 It's a lie! 1.00

01:28:21.000 It's a lie pieced together with fucking bullshit! 1.00

01:28:25.000 It don't make any sense because it's not supposed to make sense. 1.00

01:28:29.000 It's senseless and stupid. 1.00

01:28:30.000 Well, it's all people. 1.00

01:28:31.000 That's part of the problem is that human beings are seriously fucking flawed and there's nothing but human beings in the world of humans. 0.97

01:28:39.000 It's all flawed people running around trying to make sense of this thing. 0.98

01:28:43.000 Here's how it's got to go, okay?

01:28:45.000 Okay, it's all about grandmothers.

01:28:47.000 Take your power.

01:28:48.000 Grandmothers?

01:28:49.000 Yes, every grandmother in this country is responsible, I figure, for between 15 to 100 people.

01:28:56.000 A woman who lives that long and keeps her family around her, that's exactly what happens. 1.00

01:29:01.000 And it's the truth of it.

01:29:02.000 So I call that a community.

01:29:05.000 You know, depending on where they are geographically.

01:29:09.000 But that community, in the words of Malcolm X, why I ran for president on that party, it needs to create community health and community sovereignty and community...

01:29:21.000 What's the word?

01:29:22.000 Where it just keeps going.

01:29:24.000 Momentum?

01:29:25.000 No, it...

01:29:26.000 I can't think of the word, but it's a kind of farming where it's just like...

01:29:35.000 It feeds itself.

01:29:37.000 It's self-generating.

01:29:39.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:29:40.000 The economy of that particular community is self-generating.

01:29:44.000 For instance, the pineapples you grow, you sell at the market.

01:29:48.000 You know, that kind of thing.

01:29:49.000 Self-sustainable.

01:29:51.000 Sustainable, thank you.

01:29:52.000 I couldn't think of that word. 0.97

01:29:54.000 Getting old sucks, man. 0.97

01:29:56.000 What was the word you meant to tell? 0.99

01:29:57.000 You invented a good word.

01:29:58.000 What was it again?

01:30:01.000 Synchronicitus?

01:30:01.000 Synchronicitus.

01:30:02.000 Yes.

01:30:03.000 That's a good one.

01:30:04.000 We're going to use that one.

01:30:05.000 We try to do that in Hawaii where we create not an artificial economy but a barter economy.

01:30:12.000 And of course it's all based on land as is all wealth. 0.98

01:30:16.000 Because you can grow shit and feed people and that's what matters. 0.99

01:30:19.000 So the biggest problem facing us as humans is how do we get the food in front of the hungry kids? 1.00

01:30:26.000 That's our problem, but we go to all this other shit rather than that. 0.99

01:30:31.000 So we need to start over, get grandmothers in charge. 1.00

01:30:35.000 Every grandmother, there'll be a community grandmothers organization, all based on the nation of Iroquois, which was how the United States was actually founded, because Benjamin Franklin was a fan of the Iroquois people and the way they ran their government,

01:30:50.000 which was run by a grandmother's council.

01:30:53.000 And that's what he invented the 13, you know, they came up with the 13 Colonies United because it was 13 tribes and the Iroquois were the judge. 0.89

01:31:03.000 But didn't you just get done telling us about how evil your grandmother was?

01:31:07.000 Well, she was good, but she was like money hungry, you know. 1.00

01:31:10.000 She's a really good person.

01:31:14.000 Well, I'm kind of like her.

01:31:16.000 Ringing that bell for America?

01:31:17.000 What do you mean?

01:31:18.000 Get down here. 1.00

01:31:19.000 Take out my shit. 0.99

01:31:20.000 Oh, no, I'm not. 0.99

01:31:21.000 I think people should be paid fairly.

01:31:23.000 Yes.

01:31:24.000 That's what I learned from that. 0.99

01:31:26.000 It's like, God damn, you know. 0.99

01:31:28.000 He would have done all that and more if you'd incentivized him. 0.99

01:31:34.000 What's that capitalist word?

01:31:37.000 Incentivized.

01:31:37.000 But it's true.

01:31:39.000 He had a good heart and they ran him out of town.

01:31:42.000 That ain't good.

01:31:43.000 See, that ain't self-sufficient.

01:31:45.000 You gotta stop before you ruin everything.

01:31:47.000 It ain't sustainable.

01:31:48.000 Stop before you ruin it and keep it going.

01:31:51.000 So, have you completely given up?

01:31:54.000 I know you're gonna go on tour with Dice.

01:31:55.000 I did it already.

01:31:57.000 You did it.

01:31:57.000 How many dates do you guys do?

01:31:58.000 Two.

01:31:59.000 That's it?

01:32:00.000 Yeah.

01:32:00.000 You're done.

01:32:01.000 Well, we're done for now.

01:32:03.000 Did you enjoy it?

01:32:03.000 I'm like, I don't want to travel when it's cold.

01:32:06.000 You don't want to travel?

01:32:06.000 No.

01:32:06.000 I can't take it.

01:32:08.000 Tell you the truth.

01:32:08.000 Do you live here in Hawaii or do you just live in Hawaii?

01:32:13.000 I live here, Hawaii, and a few other places.

01:32:17.000 But when you're here, why don't you come to the store?

01:32:20.000 The comedy store?

01:32:21.000 Yeah.

01:32:22.000 You know, I get so nervous about it, and I mean, I wear these deep pens, and they are not holding it back.

01:32:29.000 I gotta get the next level, and then I will. 0.91

01:32:32.000 I get so fucking nervous. 0.92

01:32:34.000 I mean, they shattered me. 0.97

01:32:35.000 Listen, I'll take you in there.

01:32:36.000 I'd be happy to.

01:32:37.000 Yeah?

01:32:38.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:32:40.000 Anytime you want.

01:32:41.000 Really?

01:32:42.000 Yes.

01:32:42.000 I'm afraid of that audience.

01:32:44.000 No.

01:32:44.000 Are they all progressives?

01:32:47.000 I hope so.

01:32:48.000 God, I want to bust a few hands. 1.00

01:32:50.000 I'm going to get in a fucking fist fight with a few of them. 1.00

01:32:53.000 Most people are just people. 1.00

01:32:54.000 They're great.

01:32:55.000 Not my kids.

01:32:55.000 They're still progressive.

01:32:57.000 It fucking pisses me off so bad. 0.98

01:32:58.000 Well, they're probably good people. 0.99

01:32:59.000 They want to do the right thing, and they think that's the way to do the right thing. 1.00

01:33:03.000 Fuck the carbon footprint. 1.00

01:33:05.000 I'm old. 1.00

01:33:07.000 If I want to fuck it, I will. 1.00

01:33:09.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:33:10.000 Fuck it. 1.00

01:33:11.000 I've already left a huge one. 1.00

01:33:12.000 I'm not going to back off now.

01:33:14.000 The problem is everything leaves a carbon footprint, including organic farming.

01:33:19.000 I know.

01:33:19.000 That's what I'm finding out in Hawaii.

01:33:21.000 Now I'm just fucking selling my farm. 0.90

01:33:24.000 Well, I think as time goes on, with solar power and batteries and battery life getting extended due to technology, they're going to figure out better ways to do a lot of the things they're doing now. 0.95

01:33:34.000 But regenerative farming is really important, you know, especially a place like where you have, where you have control of the land.

01:33:40.000 You know, there's a lot of methods that you could use to do all sorts of things to grow your own food out there.

01:33:45.000 The thing that's so great about Hawaii is that it has so much, oh Christ, I can't, diversity.

01:33:50.000 Mm-hmm.

01:33:50.000 In the people and their crops.

01:33:52.000 Yes.

01:33:52.000 And, you know, that keeps everything really healthy.

01:33:54.000 And everyone's stuck on an island together.

01:33:56.000 They have to be nice.

01:33:57.000 We have to.

01:33:58.000 Yeah.

01:33:58.000 And we have so many Asian people that they really do have a unique—it's not like my way of thinking.

01:34:07.000 It's kind of Jewish, but then at the end it goes—it's very utilitarian. 0.90

01:34:13.000 Mm-hmm.

01:34:13.000 I don't know.

01:34:14.000 I like the way they design things, especially the new farming things that I'm seeing on the island.

01:34:19.000 Well, the vibe of the island, and you're on the big island, but I love all the islands, but the vibe of Hawaii in general, it's like this very interesting vibe, because it's friendly and nice, but proud and strong, and they know they have a really beautiful,

01:34:35.000 unique place, and they have a really incredible history.

01:34:38.000 Yeah, they do. 0.98

01:34:38.000 Of people that were so bold that they got in these small handmade boats thousands of years ago and made their way through the goddamn ocean. 0.98

01:34:47.000 Can you believe that? 0.98

01:34:47.000 I mean, how many people... 0.98

01:34:49.000 Did you know they hung their balls in the water?

01:34:50.000 To find out which way the tide is going. 0.91

01:34:52.000 Yes.

01:34:53.000 I mean...

01:34:54.000 Yes, yes.

01:34:54.000 That right there is so great.

01:34:57.000 Yeah.

01:34:58.000 Because that shows that men have a total purpose, right?

01:35:01.000 Exactly.

01:35:02.000 I mean, it does, right, Jill?

01:35:04.000 Because, I mean, what is that telling them?

01:35:07.000 What is it telling them?

01:35:08.000 Well, explain to people when they did it. 0.98

01:35:09.000 Because the balls are free-floating in the sack?

01:35:11.000 When there was no wind and there was no current or there was no visible waves, they would put their balls in the water to find out which way the current was going because they would feel it on their balls. 0.86

01:35:21.000 That's why they did it. 0.99

01:35:23.000 That is so fucking helpful to the human race. 0.99

01:35:25.000 Yeah, their balls really saved them. 0.99

01:35:27.000 And they got to Hawaii. 0.98

01:35:27.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:35:28.000 I mean, they got to the most beautiful place on earth, and they did it.

01:35:32.000 People were mad in Hawaii over that movie Moana, which is my favorite movie.

01:35:36.000 I've seen it ten times.

01:35:37.000 Why are the people mad?

01:35:38.000 Well, some of them were mad, the activist sort.

01:35:40.000 But The Rock is Hawaiian.

01:35:43.000 No, I know.

01:35:44.000 He's the big guy.

01:35:45.000 He's Pacific Islander.

01:35:48.000 Oh, okay.

01:35:50.000 But anyway...

01:35:51.000 But he grew up in Hawaii, right?

01:35:52.000 I can't remember the story.

01:35:53.000 I believe he did.

01:35:54.000 Well, whatever. 0.99

01:35:54.000 He's fucking gorgeous. 0.99

01:35:56.000 And so is Jason Manoa. 1.00

01:35:58.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:35:59.000 Momoa, yeah. 1.00

01:36:00.000 Momoa? 1.00

01:36:00.000 God damn it. 1.00

01:36:02.000 Anyway, so every... 0.99

01:36:03.000 Those are like, yes, I'm real.

01:36:05.000 That is pulchritude.

01:36:07.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:36:08.000 That's male pulchritude right there.

01:36:10.000 Some cheesecake and beefsteak and pulchritude. 0.66

01:36:13.000 It's like, whoa, would you love to see them bare naked?

01:36:17.000 Have you been paying attention to the controversy about building that new telescope in Hawaii?

01:36:21.000 Oh, of course.

01:36:22.000 I prayed against it.

01:36:24.000 Did you?

01:36:24.000 They came to me, you know, this is something that shouldn't be told, so I'll tell it.

01:36:28.000 And I said, don't worry about it, sis.

01:36:31.000 I'm putting in the Jew two cents. 1.00

01:36:35.000 On this here.

01:36:36.000 You don't want them to build a telescope?

01:36:38.000 Well, not on the people's holy place.

01:36:40.000 So I went out there and I done some prayers for direction.

01:36:45.000 And it stopped three days later.

01:36:49.000 And now it's back on, but all the people went up there.

01:36:52.000 But I like to say to the people, I'm glad you got the telescope.

01:36:55.000 I say this and everybody hates me.

01:36:57.000 It's okay, but I just have to say.

01:37:00.000 Maybe...

01:37:02.000 The telescope, which will be the new eye to behold the entire universe, which will create like a different kind of a human mind forever.

01:37:14.000 Maybe that should be there.

01:37:16.000 I don't know.

01:37:17.000 Well, it's a very unique place in terms of where it sits in the world.

01:37:23.000 Well, it's where Pele is.

01:37:25.000 Right.

01:37:25.000 That's where Pele was born and the Hawaiian people, they say, they believe that they came out of that mountain, you know.

01:37:32.000 Right.

01:37:32.000 And that's their, what do you call it, their genesis is that particular Mauna Kea, Mother Mountain.

01:37:42.000 So they don't want anything built on there.

01:37:44.000 Maybe there's some sort of a compromise because the idea of that place is that it's in a very unique place on Earth to view the cosmos.

01:37:51.000 Have you been to the Keck Observatory?

01:37:53.000 No.

01:37:54.000 I've never gone there because I, you know, I should.

01:37:58.000 It's amazing.

01:37:59.000 It's amazing.

01:38:00.000 The view up there, it changes your place, like your idea of your place in the world.

01:38:06.000 The first time I saw it was...

01:38:08.000 We're so visual beings.

01:38:09.000 Yes.

01:38:10.000 You know what changed me are those round films about the wall of China.

01:38:17.000 Whatever those places are, those theaters.

01:38:21.000 Oh, the IMAX? Yeah, IMAX. Oh, I know what you're talking about.

01:38:24.000 Yeah, those gigantic theaters where everything's around you and you get to see it visually.

01:38:29.000 Well, the Keck, I've been to it a few times, but one time I caught it perfectly, where there was no moon out, and the sky was clear, and it was unbelievably beautiful.

01:38:40.000 You see the whole Milky Way.

01:38:42.000 You see all the stars.

01:38:43.000 The entire sky is filled with stars.

01:38:45.000 It didn't even seem real.

01:38:46.000 And it just makes you feel like you're looking through the windshield of a spaceship flying through the cosmos.

01:38:51.000 Well, there's this app you can get to that will chart the stars for you.

01:38:55.000 And it's so cool.

01:38:56.000 And if you hold your phone up, which I float in my pool, and you hold it up there, and then you look and it's like, yeah, there's this, you know.

01:39:06.000 Whatever they're called, I can't remember.

01:39:07.000 I had a similar app.

01:39:08.000 Maybe it's the same one.

01:39:09.000 There's the Spot Constellation.

01:39:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:39:12.000 No, it's incredible.

01:39:13.000 It is incredible.

01:39:14.000 But there's nothing like seeing it.

01:39:15.000 And yet all of that pales when it comes to me thinking about me.

01:39:20.000 Isn't that funny?

01:39:21.000 It's just so incredible that it works like that.

01:39:23.000 Well, that's one of the things that helps people think about their place in the world when you see something as magnificent and enormous as the Milky Way.

01:39:30.000 I mean, you see the Milky Way so clear that it doesn't even look real.

01:39:34.000 No, it doesn't.

01:39:34.000 I've only caught it like that once.

01:39:36.000 The other two times that I went there, it was still beautiful.

01:39:38.000 You see everything.

01:39:39.000 The other two times that I went, it was still beautiful, but not as stunning as the one time where I caught it.

01:39:44.000 One time I messed up and I got there and it was a full moon.

01:39:46.000 It was a mess.

01:39:47.000 You couldn't hardly see anything.

01:39:48.000 The other time was really cloudy.

01:39:50.000 It was hard to see.

01:39:51.000 But the one time I saw it, it was just, oh.

01:39:53.000 To this day, I think back on it.

01:39:55.000 It blows me away because it really shifted.

01:39:59.000 In a real tangible way, the way I viewed people on a planet in space.

01:40:05.000 It's undeniable because it's so gorgeous and so epic.

01:40:09.000 Centering your eye and expanding your whole mind and consciousness. 0.99

01:40:13.000 And that does something to your big-ass program DNA shit, you know? 0.97

01:40:18.000 Once the eye sees it and takes it in, it's like the image, once the image is digested, you know, the image, you know, they say, where does it stop being that and become this? 0.99

01:40:30.000 Right.

01:40:30.000 You know, all that integration.

01:40:33.000 That's the word.

01:40:34.000 Integration, yeah.

01:40:36.000 In the mind.

01:40:37.000 I think that lack of ability to see that is one of the things that's really screwed us up more than anything about modern civilization with all our lights, all our street lights and city lights.

01:40:46.000 You can't see the sky anymore.

01:40:47.000 When there's no lights at all, then you see all the stars.

01:40:50.000 And then you realize, oh, we're in space.

01:40:53.000 We're in space.

01:40:54.000 This isn't just the nighttime.

01:40:56.000 I'm not just in Manhattan looking at the sky.

01:40:59.000 We are in space.

01:41:00.000 When you have a full blackout in a place like Manhattan and all of a sudden you look at the sky and you're like, what is going on?

01:41:05.000 All these stars have been here the whole time, but you could never see them.

01:41:09.000 Light pollution.

01:41:10.000 It's a terrible thing.

01:41:12.000 Oh, I never heard it put like that.

01:41:13.000 Light pollution is a terrible thing that we've done.

01:41:16.000 We've denied people the view of the most gorgeous thing in all of the universe, the universe itself.

01:41:23.000 There's a lot of beautiful things.

01:41:24.000 Well, they say they put up those lights to help the homeless so they don't get raped and murdered.

01:41:29.000 That's what San Francisco did.

01:41:31.000 That's what San Francisco did to help the homeless.

01:41:35.000 Well, there's always going to be lights there.

01:41:36.000 There's just lights from buildings.

01:41:39.000 No, but they increased the lights.

01:41:39.000 Thanks, Nance.

01:41:41.000 I mean, it really helped, though.

01:41:43.000 You've got to admit, that really helped so many people.

01:41:46.000 The lights? 1.00

01:41:47.000 Yeah, not to get raped and stuff when they're living in a pile of shit. 1.00

01:41:50.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:41:51.000 And a few broken needles there.

01:41:53.000 One of my guests recently.

01:41:54.000 Have you seen it?

01:41:55.000 Yes, I have.

01:41:55.000 It's like, where was that place we used to always talk about in India?

01:42:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:42:01.000 Calcutta. 0.99

01:42:02.000 It's fucking full on. 0.99

01:42:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:42:04.000 And it goes for blocks. 0.99

01:42:05.000 And I just don't think that in California that should be allowed.

01:42:09.000 Well, it's way worse than it's ever been before, and it keeps getting worse.

01:42:12.000 And then what happened with those fires?

01:42:14.000 How come they don't have any water?

01:42:15.000 What was all that fire stuff?

01:42:17.000 Well, it was a perfect combination of wind and dry things, and the long drought that we had.

01:42:24.000 There was a lot of dead trees that just burned through everything.

01:42:27.000 That was terrible.

01:42:28.000 It's bad land management, don't you think?

01:42:30.000 There's certainly that, but there's also a lack of resources.

01:42:33.000 There's a lack of understanding that something like that can happen.

01:42:36.000 Sometimes it takes something like that to happen.

01:42:38.000 Maybe that was hitting bottom like Tiffany says and maybe now it's going to come back up.

01:42:43.000 That'd be good if it, you know, did the hourglass flip where it's like, okay, we hit the bottom now and now let's build back something good and better and stronger.

01:42:51.000 Right.

01:42:52.000 You know, just by talking to each other more.

01:42:54.000 Right.

01:42:55.000 I hope so.

01:43:00.000 I mean, maybe I could do a podcast and try to unite people, but there's so many things people could do to help their community right now that doesn't cost nothing.

01:43:08.000 And a lot of people my age, you know, well, they have some free time.

01:43:11.000 I mean, they're probably all babysitting their grandkids like we all are because their parents are working.

01:43:17.000 But if you have some free time...

01:43:20.000 Welcome to my show!

01:43:42.000 I haven't seen anybody that has a real solution for the homeless problem in LA, or even a solution.

01:43:48.000 I haven't heard one thing that makes any sense.

01:43:51.000 People are saying they're going to do them Walmarts like that.

01:43:55.000 On the internet, I saw it.

01:43:57.000 Walmarts?

01:43:57.000 Yeah, and Walmarts are going to house the homeless.

01:44:01.000 That's what I saw.

01:44:02.000 They said it's going to be a crash, and there's going to be a lot of people losing their homes again, and they're going to have to go to Walmarts and live.

01:44:11.000 Live in Walmarts?

01:44:12.000 Like camps.

01:44:12.000 They're going to turn Walmarts into camps?

01:44:15.000 Like the parking lot, you mean?

01:44:17.000 Yeah, the whole thing.

01:44:18.000 The whole unit.

01:44:20.000 Really?

01:44:21.000 Yeah, like where they put people who come here and they have to house a lot of people.

01:44:28.000 You know, like they did after Katrina in the Super Bowl.

01:44:31.000 I mean, they have to house a lot of people after a catastrophe.

01:44:33.000 An economic catastrophe causes homelessness.

01:44:36.000 Yes.

01:44:37.000 That has to be addressed, right?

01:44:38.000 Forget about the future, right?

01:44:40.000 Like, what about right now?

01:44:41.000 The homeless problem right now, how would anybody fix that?

01:44:44.000 60,000 people just in LA. How do you fix that?

01:44:47.000 Well, a lot of people do this.

01:44:49.000 A lot of people that I know actually go and meet one homeless person and try to help that one person and take them into their homes.

01:44:58.000 These are people who are wealthy and they help them clean up and go to school.

01:45:05.000 People are doing things like that individually and it works.

01:45:09.000 Well, the problem, I think, though, is mental illness and drug addiction and, you know, most people don't have enough time.

01:45:14.000 Well, first they're going to have to get off drugs.

01:45:16.000 Right.

01:45:16.000 But most people don't have enough time to babysit another adult human being and try to guide them through this life.

01:45:22.000 Well, some of us like to stick our nose in other people's business and get involved, too.

01:45:26.000 I'm an old Jew.

01:45:28.000 I love it.

01:45:29.000 And I love telling people just exactly what I think they should do to better their self.

01:45:34.000 And you know what?

01:45:34.000 I've done it a lot and it's worked every time.

01:45:37.000 I've never had one failure.

01:45:38.000 You've never had one?

01:45:39.000 I pride myself on that.

01:45:41.000 And telling someone what to do, you mean?

01:45:43.000 Hell yes.

01:45:44.000 Really?

01:45:44.000 Yep.

01:45:45.000 Except myself.

01:45:46.000 So you're bad at giving yourself advice.

01:45:50.000 You're good at other people.

01:45:52.000 Yep.

01:45:52.000 I know exactly what should be done to help people turn their life around.

01:45:56.000 I've done it a lot, and it's always worked. 1.00

01:45:59.000 Some of them are just assholes, though. 1.00

01:46:01.000 Right. 1.00

01:46:01.000 Like Tom. 1.00

01:46:02.000 You know, when you sober up a guy, you know, a sober asshole... 1.00

01:46:08.000 I mean, a drunk asshole can sometimes become a sober asshole, and there's not much difference. 1.00

01:46:14.000 And people should be very aware of that, particularly women. 1.00

01:46:18.000 Just being sober, I don't mean shit. 0.98

01:46:20.000 It's what do they do. 0.96

01:46:21.000 It don't matter to me, like in my act, I want to say, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

01:46:25.000 You know who you are.

01:46:28.000 You know, because I don't care what you look like or nothing, it's what you do and how you act toward me.

01:46:34.000 If you're not nice to me, I'm not going to be nice to you.

01:46:37.000 How was the tour when you were touring with Dice?

01:46:40.000 I know you went on stage with him in Vegas.

01:46:45.000 That's when I heard about it.

01:46:46.000 Yeah, he brought me back from the dead.

01:46:49.000 Did you plan on going up that night?

01:46:53.000 No.

01:46:54.000 He told me to and I was like, oh my god, no.

01:46:58.000 I went in the bed and I had like 40 nervous breakdowns.

01:47:02.000 I called everyone I knew and hardly anyone takes my calls anymore.

01:47:06.000 Really?

01:47:07.000 Yeah, because they're like, stop!

01:47:09.000 Because I obsess over and over and over and over.

01:47:12.000 Should I go on?

01:47:13.000 I don't know if I should go on.

01:47:14.000 I think I wouldn't be able to do it if I could.

01:47:17.000 Really?

01:47:18.000 So you think I should go?

01:47:18.000 I don't think I could do it.

01:47:20.000 I can't go on.

01:47:22.000 Why would you say I'd get on?

01:47:23.000 Get up there, Roseanne! 1.00

01:47:27.000 Yeah.

01:47:28.000 And he talked to you.

01:47:28.000 He's like a big brother to me.

01:47:30.000 I love that guy.

01:47:30.000 But I never had a big brother, you know.

01:47:32.000 I was the big sister.

01:47:34.000 And he said, come down here.

01:47:35.000 You only have to do five, and I'm going to sit on the stage behind you.

01:47:38.000 So how much better can that get?

01:47:40.000 During his show.

01:47:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:47:42.000 You can't go wrong.

01:47:43.000 And he worked it out to where it would look like it was just happening.

01:47:47.000 Right.

01:47:48.000 We had to rehearse that a few times.

01:47:50.000 Yeah.

01:47:52.000 But it was well received.

01:47:54.000 The people in the audience loved it.

01:47:55.000 I know that.

01:47:56.000 And then this tour, it was so wonderful. 0.99

01:47:59.000 It was a fucking boatload of fun. 0.98

01:48:02.000 Oh my god, I had so much fun. 0.99

01:48:04.000 A lot of my friends came.

01:48:06.000 Where'd you guys go?

01:48:07.000 The audience was great.

01:48:09.000 We went somewhere in Long Island and somewhere in Atlantic City.

01:48:14.000 And the audience was great.

01:48:17.000 And they were very kind to me.

01:48:20.000 And I had a blast, I have to say.

01:48:22.000 How much time did you do? 0.98

01:48:23.000 Because I really got to unload all the shit of people I hate, who I hate and why. 0.97

01:48:29.000 I did an hour. 0.99

01:48:31.000 Oh, wow.

01:48:32.000 Usually I do 90, but, you know, we were sharing, so I'm like, good, I'm happy to do an hour.

01:48:38.000 And then Dice came out, and, you know, it was like...

01:48:46.000 That guy, you know how he is. 0.99

01:48:49.000 He's a fucking master at what he does. 1.00

01:48:52.000 Fucking guy. 1.00

01:48:53.000 I can't believe it. 1.00

01:48:55.000 I mean, the level of performance.

01:48:57.000 Because I'm like this.

01:49:01.000 You know, that's it.

01:49:04.000 So then he's like this.

01:49:07.000 Right.

01:49:10.000 Okay, but he's over there.

01:49:12.000 You know.

01:49:13.000 Yeah.

01:49:15.000 He gets into it.

01:49:15.000 Yeah, like a rock star.

01:49:17.000 Yeah.

01:49:18.000 And, you know, they loved him.

01:49:21.000 It was mostly men.

01:49:23.000 The couple jokes I had about feminism, it was silent.

01:49:28.000 It was just silent. 0.89

01:49:29.000 Because I have this one joke that usually kills her.

01:49:32.000 I go, I'm talking about Caitlyn Jenner.

01:49:35.000 Right.

01:49:35.000 She got the, you know, she went full chest.

01:49:38.000 Bruce Jenner went full Chaz Bono.

01:49:41.000 And now he's Caitlyn Jenner.

01:49:43.000 She's Caitlyn Jenner.

01:49:45.000 And she went full Chaz Bono. 1.00

01:49:47.000 Well, a little different.

01:49:49.000 I mean, Chaz, she had the adedictomy. 0.98

01:49:53.000 But, no, that's the name.

01:49:57.000 But it's way harder to go from a man to a woman because of what they do. 1.00

01:50:01.000 They take you in this room, they tie you to this table, they come in there, and they cut your pay in half.

01:50:07.000 And it wasn't one laugh.

01:50:09.000 Not one.

01:50:12.000 Oh well.

01:50:13.000 They should have laughed.

01:50:16.000 That pissed me off!

01:50:18.000 So you did two, and that's it?

01:50:20.000 We did two, and then Dice goes, okay, let's digest.

01:50:24.000 Let's see, you know, after the winter's over, if we want to do more, let's do more.

01:50:29.000 Because neither of us wants to go anywhere in the winter.

01:50:31.000 We're both Jewish.

01:50:32.000 Dice wants everyone to think he's Italian, but he's very Jewish. 0.94

01:50:36.000 Andrew Silverstein. 0.56

01:50:38.000 Saperstein.

01:50:39.000 Silverstein.

01:50:40.000 I thought it was Saperstein.

01:50:41.000 Is it?

01:50:42.000 Yeah, it's Saperstein.

01:50:43.000 Really?

01:50:43.000 Yeah, Andy Sap.

01:50:45.000 Okay.

01:50:46.000 Yeah.

01:50:49.000 Who knows?

01:50:50.000 I could be wrong.

01:50:50.000 I can't remember anything.

01:50:52.000 Yeah, you could be right, too, though.

01:50:53.000 I think I'm right.

01:50:54.000 So he's... 0.99

01:50:55.000 He's a genius at performance level for 90 fucking minutes. 0.99

01:50:59.000 Yeah, no, I've always loved Dice. 0.99

01:51:00.000 State of the art, yeah.

01:51:02.000 So he's like back and forth to Vegas and here, right?

01:51:07.000 He just moved to New York.

01:51:08.000 He's getting so much work.

01:51:09.000 Oh, really?

01:51:10.000 He actually took an apartment in New York.

01:51:12.000 I'm like, you better have two bedrooms and I might crash there.

01:51:15.000 Well, what kind of work is he doing?

01:51:17.000 Because New York would be fun to do.

01:51:17.000 You know, he's doing a lot of stand-up.

01:51:19.000 Oh, stand-up in New York.

01:51:21.000 His whole new thing is a mature view of that same guy.

01:51:26.000 Oh, interesting.

01:51:28.000 You know, like dating the same girls as his sons and stuff.

01:51:32.000 It's good stuff.

01:51:33.000 It's funny.

01:51:34.000 That's awesome.

01:51:50.000 Comics be brave.

01:51:52.000 Stick up for each other.

01:51:53.000 Now, if you guys had stuck up more for me, I think it would have stopped. 1.00

01:51:58.000 But you ignored it because you're like, well, she is a little bitch anyway. 1.00

01:52:04.000 She's done a lot of fucking stupid shit. 1.00

01:52:06.000 I think sometimes when the shit hits the fan with certain people, other folks get nervous that it's going to come at them if they defend you. 1.00

01:52:13.000 Of course, but, you know, now they're starting. 0.99

01:52:15.000 It's real weird to see a turnaround like Piers Morgan.

01:52:18.000 You know, he was quick to call me a racist on his show.

01:52:22.000 He said she's absolutely a racist to have compared this and that and saying she looks like this.

01:52:28.000 Well, of course, I never said that.

01:52:30.000 That's his interpretation of what I said.

01:52:32.000 Which now he has a little bit more time away from, so he's just called and said he would love to interview me, and my publicist said, well, after calling her a racist, I doubt that will happen.

01:52:43.000 And he said, well, I'm very sorry, and I want to apologize to her.

01:52:46.000 I reacted, you know, a knee-jerk reaction, as did many others.

01:52:50.000 I think he's also recognizing, and he wrote some—he did some stuff about it recently where he was on— I think he was on the Ben Shapiro show where he was talking about it and there was a clip and I actually retweeted the clip.

01:53:01.000 I'm going to do a Jew beatdown on that Ben Shapiro one of these days. 0.62

01:53:05.000 Yep. 0.82

01:53:06.000 Why?

01:53:07.000 Because he needs it.

01:53:08.000 What does he need a beatdown for?

01:53:09.000 Because he's a young man.

01:53:11.000 That's how I'm going to talk to people now.

01:53:13.000 Listen to me, young man.

01:53:15.000 You may think you know a thing or two about Judaism, but you do not know as much as I know, so you sit down and listen.

01:53:23.000 That's what I'll say.

01:53:24.000 Well, maybe he would just listen and you don't have to do all that.

01:53:27.000 Well, I just did it, so whatever.

01:53:29.000 Anyway, Pierce Morgan has been talking a lot about how ridiculous this outrage culture is. 0.56

01:53:35.000 Cancel culture, they call it.

01:53:36.000 They call it that because in my show, nobody else got canceled.

01:53:40.000 You know, what's her name called?

01:53:41.000 The president's Jewish daughter, a see you word, see you next Tuesday.

01:53:46.000 And nothing happened to her because she liked Hillary. 0.97

01:53:49.000 Right.

01:53:49.000 I mean, it's just going to show, it just was all partisan.

01:53:53.000 And our media, that belongs to the people.

01:53:57.000 The airwaves are the people's airwave, another way to show public money going into private hands through corporate maneuvering.

01:54:06.000 But the airwaves belong to the public.

01:54:10.000 So you can't use the public's airwaves the way I see it to dumb down the public so they won't vote for you not putting poison in their community or their food.

01:54:24.000 It's all a scam from top to bottom.

01:54:29.000 It's all a scam, every bit of it.

01:54:31.000 It's going to implode.

01:54:33.000 It is imploding.

01:54:34.000 You mean society itself?

01:54:36.000 I don't think society, as long as people have love in their hearts for their children and their children's friends and each other and community.

01:54:43.000 You think government?

01:54:44.000 Government's going to implode.

01:54:45.000 It's going to collapse.

01:54:46.000 We keep trying, but I want to get back to this 700 years of artificial intelligence.

01:54:52.000 Yeah, well I just explained it for the last however long we were talking.

01:54:55.000 But what do you mean by artificial intelligence?

01:54:57.000 How is artificial intelligence running everything?

01:54:59.000 It's MKUltra Mind Control. 1.00

01:55:01.000 A mind control program that shoved down the fucking throats of a populace. 1.00

01:55:06.000 Of a captive population. 1.00

01:55:09.000 What is happening?

01:55:11.000 When you say MKUltra Mind Control.

01:55:14.000 Yeah.

01:55:14.000 Artificial intelligence.

01:55:15.000 What is happening to us?

01:55:17.000 Well, we're being bred...

01:55:21.000 For certain things.

01:55:23.000 We're being bred?

01:55:24.000 Well, we were bred, but we're being activated for certain things.

01:55:28.000 I'm mostly talking about the mentally ill, because I can see where all these things, these terrible things that happened, that was a mentally ill person who had mental health issues, and that's why it needs to be talked about.

01:55:41.000 Mental health issues come in all colors.

01:55:46.000 It's time to seriously do something about it rather than just looking the other way as people die in filth on your fancy streets of America.

01:55:55.000 We can't do this.

01:55:57.000 We have to have something else.

01:55:58.000 It can't be what it has been either.

01:56:00.000 It has to be a synthesis between all sorts of economic plans.

01:56:05.000 Johnny and I, we talk about this 24-7, me and my boyfriend.

01:56:09.000 That's all we live for is to come up with a solution.

01:56:11.000 And we talk about peopleism, which is a hybrid.

01:56:16.000 It has to be a synchronized hybrid of the use of money.

01:56:28.000 Making capitalism local and kind.

01:56:34.000 We can't believe nobody's thought of it yet, but this was part of my green plan for the Peace and Freedom Party as a Socialist in 2012. Well, I see that the Ocasio Solitude, whatever her name is, or AOC,

01:56:51.000 I can't remember, Well, she took my green thing and fucked it up, and I'm pissed. 0.95

01:56:58.000 Because I did put forth solutions. 0.95

01:57:01.000 In fact, before Trump, I was the only politician running for any kind of office who came out with solutions.

01:57:10.000 And I thought that I influenced Trump because I ran my campaign totally on Twitter and self-financed and, you know, all those things and talking about a plan to make our communities work for us,

01:57:28.000 the citizens.

01:57:29.000 Are you in contact with him?

01:57:31.000 Yeah, a little.

01:57:33.000 A little bit?

01:57:33.000 Yeah.

01:57:34.000 Oh yeah, it's fucking exciting. 0.97

01:57:37.000 It is. 1.00

01:57:38.000 It's like a fucking Mick Jagger rock star. 1.00

01:57:40.000 But he's bigger than Mick Jagger. 1.00

01:57:42.000 He's bigger than the Pope.

01:57:44.000 I mean, he is.

01:57:45.000 And what happened today in the Vatican, that's what I was going to ask you today.

01:57:49.000 Did you see?

01:57:49.000 No.

01:57:50.000 You saw it, right?

01:57:51.000 What did you see?

01:57:51.000 I haven't even looked at the news once today.

01:57:53.000 Let's check in with Conspiracy Headquarters.

01:57:56.000 Jamie's not Conspiracy Headquarters.

01:57:57.000 Well, I mean on the internet.

01:57:58.000 Oh.

01:57:58.000 Jamie.

01:58:00.000 What does it say about what happened?

01:58:01.000 Jamie's like the opposite of Conspiracy Headquarters.

01:58:03.000 What happened in the Vatican today, according to...

01:58:06.000 Mm-hmm.

01:58:07.000 A raid of the Vatican?

01:58:08.000 Mm-hmm.

01:58:08.000 Five officials and employees were suspended.

01:58:11.000 Mm-hmm.

01:58:12.000 Something to do with finances.

01:58:14.000 Mm-hmm.

01:58:14.000 Really?

01:58:15.000 Yeah.

01:58:15.000 Oh, finances.

01:58:16.000 It should be kid fucking. 1.00

01:58:17.000 A lot of computers. 1.00

01:58:19.000 No, no, honey. 1.00

01:58:19.000 Kid fucking and dead bodies. 1.00

01:58:21.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:58:21.000 A lot of computers were taken. 1.00

01:58:23.000 Oh. 0.96

01:58:24.000 It's going to be a lot of kid porn. 0.99

01:58:25.000 Yes. 0.99

01:58:26.000 Guarantee. 1.00

01:58:26.000 There'll be a lot of horrible shit. 1.00

01:58:29.000 Oh, for sure. 1.00

01:58:30.000 Like any place you look, whether it's in the church or, you know, Yeah, but the Vatican's like uniquely gross in that regard.

01:58:39.000 I think there's 30 women who live in that city. 1.00

01:58:42.000 You know that it's its own nation?

01:58:44.000 Well, it's its own nation, yeah.

01:58:45.000 And there's 30 women in that nation. 1.00

01:58:47.000 See, what does that tell you?

01:58:49.000 That kind of tells you something, I think.

01:58:51.000 Well, when they were looking for that missing girl, when they found bodies.

01:58:54.000 A lot of kids come through there.

01:58:56.000 Thousands of bones.

01:58:57.000 A lot of teachers bring their students there to see history, because it does have history. 0.98

01:59:03.000 That's what makes me mad, is when it has a history of art, and it's all fucking art is totally fucking compromised by church and state. 0.96

01:59:10.000 So that the only way you can see it is by supporting their war on us. 0.94

01:59:15.000 Something else is going to happen.

01:59:17.000 Like Tiffany's talking about a new way of art, you know, it's kind of like crowdsource art.

01:59:25.000 I just like those ideas.

01:59:27.000 Like, what if we made a movie that way?

01:59:29.000 That'd be cool.

01:59:31.000 Well, Jamie, what's the rate about?

01:59:38.000 Financial information and computers.

01:59:41.000 They're not fully saying because it's being investigated at the moment.

01:59:44.000 It was the Vatican police who did it.

01:59:47.000 That's what's so great.

01:59:49.000 For a long time I've been saying or feeling like all the good people are coming together and leaving the bad people by the side of the way.

01:59:57.000 That's what we have to do.

01:59:59.000 We cannot include those parts of our people's Who are bad anymore, and that's how they worked us for a couple generations here. 1.00

02:00:07.000 But now we've got to let our own bad people go, and we don't protect nothing bad.

02:00:12.000 We embrace good in every other, all worldwide good comes to good.

02:00:17.000 And it even happened with the Vatican police, the good, because I always say like when I talk spirituality, I know you don't care about astrology or any of those things that I'm into, but I felt like...

02:00:34.000 The good was winning over the bad for a long, long time now and tipping the balance.

02:00:39.000 And this was proof to me because it's like the good came together against the bad.

02:00:45.000 Together.

02:00:46.000 That's what's going to happen everywhere.

02:00:47.000 It is happening.

02:00:49.000 It's just really chilling and wonderful to think about the things that, you know, President Trump has done by one or two actions he's taken.

02:01:00.000 Like what?

02:01:01.000 Well, he's so nice to the Jewish people, Joe. 0.98

02:01:05.000 He's the only president in the whole fucking western world who ever liked us. 0.98

02:01:10.000 Really? 0.99

02:01:11.000 Yeah.

02:01:12.000 He liked us most.

02:01:13.000 Obama didn't like the Jewish people?

02:01:14.000 No.

02:01:14.000 Are you kidding?

02:01:15.000 No.

02:01:16.000 No?

02:01:17.000 No.

02:01:19.000 George Bush?

02:01:22.000 No.

02:01:23.000 No?

02:01:24.000 No.

02:01:26.000 In another hallway.

02:01:27.000 No, he don't.

02:01:28.000 He likes some.

02:01:30.000 He likes some of them.

02:01:32.000 What else has Trump done that you really like?

02:01:38.000 Well, when his daughter is there, she will light the Sabbath candles in the White House on Friday night, Ivanka.

02:01:49.000 So you're just all about anything Jewish.

02:01:52.000 Not anything.

02:01:53.000 But a lot of things.

02:01:53.000 Only the good.

02:01:55.000 I don't like the bad.

02:01:57.000 I'm for the good.

02:01:58.000 Right. 0.99

02:01:59.000 And the good is, hey, we have the ability to really fix some shit. 0.99

02:02:03.000 That's the best part. 0.99

02:02:05.000 We can travel deserts. 1.00

02:02:07.000 It takes us 40 years to go three miles because we're so stupid. 1.00

02:02:10.000 Right. 0.99

02:02:11.000 But once we get it right, we can keep building something that works for all of us, and we can all actually like each other.

02:02:18.000 And then I could, as a grandmother, I feel that I'm denied this, to be able to travel freely in the world going to different cultures and sampling their wonderful foods.

02:02:29.000 You're denied this?

02:02:30.000 Yes.

02:02:30.000 How are you denied this?

02:02:31.000 Well, because there are some countries who don't welcome Jewish people.

02:02:36.000 Okay.

02:02:37.000 But I like their food, so I don't see why they can't have me over.

02:02:41.000 I was recently invited to Egypt, though, because I've bitched so much online about why do they not? 0.87

02:02:48.000 They like me.

02:02:49.000 Everyone likes me.

02:02:51.000 I'm not a mean person.

02:02:54.000 I'm mean to the devil. 1.00

02:02:56.000 I don't like that goddamn devil. 1.00

02:02:59.000 You think the devil's real? 1.00

02:03:00.000 The devil in my head is.

02:03:02.000 What's the devil in your head say?

02:03:04.000 What's the worst thing it's ever said?

02:03:07.000 Oh, Joe.

02:03:09.000 You don't want to go down that road, baby.

02:03:14.000 Said the worst things you could say.

02:03:17.000 But do you think it's really the devil?

02:03:18.000 Oh, yeah.

02:03:19.000 Well, it's not me.

02:03:20.000 But do you think it's mental illness? 0.82

02:03:22.000 Yeah, that's my devil.

02:03:23.000 Right.

02:03:24.000 And like for a lot of us, we do have that devil voice.

02:03:28.000 Yeah, a lot of people do.

02:03:28.000 We got a devil voice.

02:03:30.000 Well, we're the ancestors of some pretty violent animals.

02:03:34.000 You think so?

02:03:35.000 I used to think that way until this whole Planet of the Apes thing, Joe.

02:03:39.000 And now I'm going to tell you exactly what I think about that.

02:03:41.000 I think apes evolved from humans.

02:03:46.000 So humans were first.

02:03:48.000 Yeah.

02:03:48.000 And then, well, you know there's a whole fossil record, right?

02:03:51.000 Huh?

02:03:52.000 Yeah, they actually understand the various steps.

02:03:55.000 Well, they think they understand.

02:03:55.000 Well, they do it by carbon isotope dating.

02:03:59.000 Nope, I'm not going to accept it.

02:04:00.000 Nope, not accepting carbon dating.

02:04:01.000 That's why they call it the theory of evolution, because it's not correct.

02:04:06.000 Is it carbon isotope dating, or is it carbon isotopes with the use of tests for drugs?

02:04:08.000 Do you believe in evolution?

02:04:10.000 Yes.

02:04:11.000 Really?

02:04:12.000 Yeah.

02:04:12.000 Have you looked around lately?

02:04:14.000 Yeah, I don't think it's perfect.

02:04:16.000 I think there's a problem with society that we let, I mean, it's a terrible thing to say, but there's a lot of people that don't really have the best genetics or the best life experiences or the best things to offer, and they're breeding and they're doing a terrible job of raising children.

02:04:32.000 I so agree.

02:04:33.000 That's one thing I am really getting pissed at is how these women are raising their kids. 1.00

02:04:38.000 When I see them out, I get so goddamn mad, Joe. 0.99

02:04:41.000 I get so fucking irate. 0.99

02:04:43.000 A lot of terrible men out there, too. 1.00

02:04:44.000 I've seen more mean women to their kids than men. 1.00

02:04:48.000 There's a lot of mean men.

02:04:50.000 Well, they're usually mean to the mom. 1.00

02:04:52.000 The men are usually mean to the women.

02:04:55.000 But the women take it out on the kid, don't you think? 1.00

02:04:58.000 I think men are mean to kids, too.

02:05:00.000 I mean, there's just mean people, and someone was mean to them, and it's an imperfect cycle.

02:05:05.000 I think that's what I'm getting at, is that evolution, even if it is real, there's a lot of people that are, I mean, it's not like the best versions of humans are all that's represented today in 2019. I just want to make sure everyone gets mentioned so nobody...

02:05:19.000 Because the thing I think that is the enemy of humans is self-righteous indignation.

02:05:24.000 I think that's the devil. 0.98

02:05:26.000 And when that devil starts talking in my head, that's always where it starts with the self-righteous indignation, which gives me the right to do any mean shit I want. 0.99

02:05:36.000 Treat people like the other. 0.99

02:05:37.000 They're wrong.

02:05:38.000 They're the other.

02:05:39.000 You're the right one.

02:05:40.000 And it's not going to work.

02:05:42.000 It's just not going to work.

02:05:44.000 Roseanne, I hope you do a podcast.

02:05:45.000 I really do.

02:05:46.000 And if you really want to do one, I'm going to help you.

02:05:48.000 I'm going to connect you.

02:05:49.000 I'll connect you to someone who will set it up, plug and play.

02:05:52.000 Because I always think I could really help a lot of people because I have learned to live with catastrophic mental illness. 0.97

02:05:58.000 I mean, I fuck up sometimes, obviously. 0.87

02:06:01.000 But, you know, if I don't take care of myself, yeah, I do.

02:06:06.000 Maybe you're a journalist friend.

02:06:07.000 Maybe she could do it with you.

02:06:09.000 I think you guys, I think it'd be very entertaining.

02:06:11.000 I think you could have a good time.

02:06:12.000 I think you could enjoy yourself, too.

02:06:15.000 Well, thanks for having me.

02:06:17.000 It was wonderful to see you again.

02:06:18.000 My pleasure.

02:06:18.000 It's always great to see you.

02:06:20.000 Anytime.

02:06:20.000 Could you tell I did my own eye makeup?

02:06:22.000 You look wonderful.

02:06:23.000 I do?

02:06:23.000 Oh, good.

02:06:24.000 See, that's the only part of this whole thing I'll remember.

02:06:27.000 That and the Vatican deal.

02:06:29.000 Are you still active on Twitter?

02:06:31.000 Can people still find you there?

02:06:32.000 Oh, no.

02:06:33.000 No.

02:06:33.000 Oh, no, the kids took it away.

02:06:36.000 They won't give me the thing.

02:06:37.000 What about Instagram?

02:06:38.000 Nope.

02:06:39.000 Nope.

02:06:39.000 Good.

02:06:40.000 You don't need to.

02:06:41.000 My kids put good pictures up there.

02:06:43.000 Oh, that's good.

02:06:44.000 I got my own YouTube channel.

02:06:45.000 Oh, yeah.

02:06:46.000 I forgot.

02:06:46.000 I got my own YouTube channel where I try to sneak my drunken videos on, but my kids force me to delete.

02:06:55.000 But I do try.

02:06:55.000 Well, you got to get away from those kids.

02:06:57.000 I know.

02:06:57.000 I'm going to China.

02:06:58.000 I'm not Beijing.

02:07:00.000 I'm going to Beijing.

02:07:02.000 We'll talk after this.

02:07:03.000 I'm going to try to set you up.

02:07:04.000 Thank you, Roseanne.

02:07:05.000 Thank you.

02:07:06.000 My pleasure.

02:07:06.000 Thank you.

02:07:07.000 Bye, everybody.

02:07:08.000 Can I pick this up?

02:07:09.000 Sure.

The Joe Rogan Experience - October 02, 2019

Joe Rogan Experience #1359 - Roseanne Barr

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