The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1406 - Brian Redban

00:00:06.000 Happy New Year.

00:00:07.000 Happy 2020. Happy 2020. That doesn't sound real.

00:00:10.000 2020 sounds like a fake number.

00:00:12.000 We're in the year 2020. That's like a movie about the future.

00:00:15.000 Yeah.

00:00:15.000 We've already gone past the Blade Runner date.

00:00:18.000 What was the Blade Runner date?

00:00:19.000 I think that was September or October of last year.

00:00:22.000 You know what's interesting about the estimations about the future?

00:00:25.000 No one ever underestimates.

00:00:29.000 Everyone overestimates, right?

00:00:30.000 Like Space 1999. Remember that show?

00:00:33.000 Yep. 0.65

00:00:33.000 I'm older than you, but when that show was on TV, people thought that in 1999, we'd be just fucking flying around through space all the time and living out there. 0.65

00:00:41.000 Yeah, like Buck Rogers. 0.70

00:00:42.000 Yeah, all those shows.

00:00:45.000 So Blade Runner was what year?

00:00:47.000 Last year, 2019. Wow, they missed that, huh?

00:01:06.000 But technology still advanced electronically, like the capability of showing higher resolution images and processing power and all that stuff kept moving.

00:01:17.000 But they never figured out how to link it all up.

00:01:19.000 Yeah.

00:01:20.000 That's weird.

00:01:22.000 That's the scariest thing about the internet.

00:01:24.000 It's almost like...

00:01:28.000 The future put ideas in people's heads and those people just started figuring out a way to connect everybody and then connect all this crazy computing power and all this information and you could translate it in real time and do it all around the world.

00:01:43.000 And what a better way to get the technology to advance.

00:01:46.000 Because if it wasn't for the internet, where would we be at realistically?

00:01:51.000 We'd still be racist, we'd still be molesting people at work, we'd still have nuclear bombs.

00:01:57.000 We'd still have radio, we'd still have TV. Yeah, because that's what's causing all the problems in Hollywood and everything in life.

00:02:04.000 Look at all this stuff that's going on right now with Trump and everything like that.

00:02:08.000 It's the internet getting together going, no, this is wrong, this is right.

00:02:12.000 It's people becoming gangs immediately.

00:02:15.000 I think it's a side effect of something that's ultimately going to be good.

00:02:20.000 That's what I think.

00:02:20.000 I think we're learning how to figure it out.

00:02:22.000 But I think, ultimately, it's going to be good.

00:02:25.000 Because what it is, is, like, everybody gets to have an opinion.

00:02:29.000 And through those opinions, you find out which ones make any sense, which ones are crazy, and which... 0.98

00:02:33.000 But, like, right now, it's like, the people that are really into expressing their opinions on both sides are usually the ones that everybody else is like, hey, hey, hey, fucking relax, man. 0.90

00:02:45.000 Like, isn't there... 0.54

00:02:46.000 I think most of us have some sort of a middle ground on almost everything.

00:02:49.000 But that's not represented right now, because right now it's like the most extreme people are the ones who are putting the most energy into talking about things.

00:02:58.000 Like, this Greta Thunberg girl.

00:03:01.000 Do they have to go to her every time anybody says anything wrong about the climate?

00:03:05.000 Because apparently Meatloaf said something...

00:03:10.000 What did Meat Loaf say?

00:03:10.000 Well, he said something about her specifically.

00:03:12.000 I think he said...

00:03:13.000 Did he?

00:03:13.000 Yeah.

00:03:14.000 Oh, I thought he had a... 0.98

00:03:15.000 The headline I read, and I'm a fucking sucker for clickbait, it said he had climate denial comments. 0.98

00:03:23.000 He just said something like, relax. 0.99

00:03:25.000 He pretty much kind of did that passive-aggressive thing, like, chill out, lady.

00:03:30.000 He's probably being funny.

00:03:31.000 Yeah.

00:03:32.000 That's what we do.

00:03:34.000 I do feel kind of bad for her.

00:03:36.000 I think it's hilarious.

00:03:37.000 Imagine all the other girls in school. 1.00

00:03:39.000 What did they think about her?

00:03:41.000 I have a friend who worked with autistic people, and she said she thinks she's autistic.

00:03:46.000 She thinks that this situation is like a really bright child that maybe is being pushed in this direction to be this public figure.

00:03:56.000 It's just...

00:03:57.000 It's not that her opinions aren't valid.

00:04:00.000 They definitely are valid.

00:04:01.000 But it's not healthy to take a young kid who's developing and then thrust them into the front of something like global climate change debate.

00:04:13.000 It's so hostile and then just instantaneously this kid is getting mocked and fuck with and then they're asking her to make statements and and How dare you that how dare you just plays over and over and over again like she's not wrong It's not wrong her opinions, 0.89

00:04:29.000 but it's like she's really young to handle this I don't know if she's autistic. 0.97

00:04:34.000 She seems very, very smart.

00:04:36.000 Is she like this all day?

00:04:37.000 That's a good question, too.

00:04:39.000 When you think of autism, don't you almost immediately think they're probably really smart at something?

00:04:45.000 Oh, yeah, absolutely.

00:04:46.000 Is that from Brain Man, or is that accurate?

00:04:48.000 No, that's accurate.

00:04:48.000 That's why the government uses them for their military, for radars and stuff, because they're very smart at one certain thing or a few certain things.

00:04:56.000 Accuracy is another one that I think a lot of them are smart at.

00:05:00.000 One time when I was really high, I had a crazy thought about autism and that all these spectrum disorders are eventually going to make emotions like a less significant aspect of being a human being.

00:05:13.000 You know, some people...

00:05:17.000 Some people, they don't have any control over their emotions, right?

00:05:21.000 They fly off the handle, they're nutty, they cry, they scream.

00:05:26.000 It varies, right, with all of us.

00:05:29.000 Wouldn't it be, like, more efficient if that wasn't the case anymore?

00:05:32.000 Like, if it was, like, an appendix. 0.86

00:05:36.000 You know, we had an appendix, we had an organ that we used to use to, what is it, like, processing roots and shit, or bark? 0.98

00:05:42.000 Bone. 0.98

00:05:43.000 Was it bone?

00:05:43.000 Yeah, I thought it was, like, Breaking down bones.

00:05:46.000 Something we don't use anymore because of our diet change.

00:05:50.000 Like, imagine if your emotions become something like that.

00:05:53.000 Like, some people have emotional flare-ups.

00:05:55.000 Like, oh, that guy blew out his appendix. 0.99

00:05:56.000 He just had a fucking hissy fit at his brother's wedding. 1.00

00:05:59.000 Fuck! 1.00

00:06:00.000 No, fuck you, man! 1.00

00:06:01.000 Dad always fucking said! 1.00

00:06:03.000 Which one of the pills, Xanax or Prozac, makes you just numb to, like, thoughts? 0.99

00:06:07.000 Xanax, I think?

00:06:08.000 Xanax.

00:06:08.000 I think Xanax is the anti-relaxant one.

00:06:11.000 Prozac's the speed, right?

00:06:13.000 Or anti-anxiety one.

00:06:14.000 Xanax is anti-anxiety, right?

00:06:15.000 I think so, yeah.

00:06:16.000 So, like, just pure Xanax all the time?

00:06:18.000 Somebody told me that if you take that, when you get off of it, it accentuates the anxiety.

00:06:24.000 Like, once you get off, there's a rubber band effect. 0.98

00:06:26.000 But then a doctor told me that's horseshit. 0.95

00:06:28.000 So I'm going to go with the doctor. 1.00

00:06:30.000 But so many people, maybe it's because they forgot how bad anxiety is, and then they get it back like, fuck! 0.99

00:06:36.000 Maybe because you took a break and you know what it's like to not have anxiety, then the reality of being on the natch is just even more discomforting. 0.98

00:06:47.000 A lot of people take Xanax to come down from bad trips, or if they get too stoned or too fucked up on mushrooms or something.

00:06:54.000 Good call.

00:06:55.000 I don't think I've ever done Xanax.

00:06:57.000 Have you done Xanax?

00:06:57.000 No.

00:06:59.000 No.

00:06:59.000 No, but I didn't even know that I had a problem with anxiety until I started taking CBD. Oh, yeah.

00:07:05.000 Once I started taking CBD oil, I was like, wow, I feel great.

00:07:09.000 How much CBD? What's your normal CBD? What do you take?

00:07:13.000 I do a lot of lotions.

00:07:14.000 I use a bunch of different companies and a bunch of different kinds of stuff.

00:07:18.000 Some of them are gummies, but mostly I like oil.

00:07:23.000 CBDMD is one of the sponsors.

00:07:26.000 They sent me a bunch of their stuff.

00:07:27.000 It's great.

00:07:28.000 Squirt it under my tongue.

00:07:29.000 I just chill out.

00:07:30.000 It just does something to you where it's not getting you high, but it is giving you this feeling of lightness.

00:07:37.000 Just a little bit.

00:07:38.000 Just a little bit.

00:07:39.000 Just a little relax. 0.97

00:07:42.000 Dave Foley had really fucked up arthritis.

00:07:45.000 And CBD tincture, CBD oil, completely fixed it.

00:07:48.000 Just oral CBD. He used to not be able to straighten his fingers out.

00:07:52.000 Just from a fucking arthritis. 0.99

00:07:56.000 Yeah, I used it on my leg when I pulled my sciatica or whatever that shit's called. 0.99

00:08:01.000 And that helped with that, actually. 0.96

00:08:02.000 Dude, I've done that many times.

00:08:04.000 Sciatica.

00:08:04.000 I've never done that.

00:08:05.000 That was one of the worst things ever, man.

00:08:07.000 I couldn't sleep.

00:08:07.000 You know what it is?

00:08:09.000 Most of the time, it's an injury in your back.

00:08:12.000 Right.

00:08:40.000 You know, and I was experiencing it really recently, man.

00:08:44.000 And I went and got, you know what Regenikine is? 0.99

00:08:46.000 I told you about that shit before, right? 0.99

00:08:47.000 They used to do it in Germany. 1.00

00:08:50.000 It was a blood-spinning procedure.

00:08:52.000 They still do it in Germany, but now they do it in Santa Monica, too.

00:08:55.000 And it's a blood-spinning procedure that's like platelet-rich plasma, but they put some other stuff in it.

00:08:59.000 I know we've discussed the science behind it.

00:09:01.000 Anyway, it's amazing at that, at relaxing all the area around a disc and anything that's bulging sort of goes back in and fixes itself.

00:09:11.000 It really can happen.

00:09:12.000 You don't necessarily have to get surgery with a lot of people.

00:09:15.000 But some people that have your situation or my situation, they get surgery because the disc keeps poking out.

00:09:21.000 They say, we're just going to cut a piece of that off.

00:09:23.000 And it can help you.

00:09:25.000 I think mine might be stemming from my bad knee somehow because mine happened right after I injured my knee again the other day.

00:09:32.000 Yeah, you're probably favoring one side.

00:09:35.000 It's definitely weaker.

00:09:37.000 The growth hormone, do you still have to go to the dead baby juice? 0.63

00:09:43.000 Stem cells?

00:09:44.000 Stem cells.

00:09:44.000 Do you still have to go to Mexico for that?

00:09:46.000 No, you can do it in America, for sure.

00:09:48.000 And as an added bonus, they'll make it out of your own fat.

00:09:52.000 Oh, right?

00:09:52.000 Yeah, bro.

00:09:53.000 They'll lipo you a little bit.

00:09:54.000 Get them to sculpt you some six-pack.

00:09:56.000 I'm going to have a lot.

00:09:57.000 I'm going to have a lot.

00:09:58.000 Yeah.

00:09:59.000 So much stem cells.

00:10:00.000 Yeah, I'm going to start selling it.

00:10:01.000 Let's see you at the store.

00:10:02.000 You'd be like 150 pounds.

00:10:04.000 What happened, Red Band?

00:10:05.000 Stem cells.

00:10:06.000 Yeah.

00:10:06.000 I got, for everybody, who needs stem cells?

00:10:09.000 And I didn't even know that you could use plasma.

00:10:12.000 I always sold plasma.

00:10:13.000 I didn't know you could keep it and use it for good.

00:10:15.000 Well, this platelet-rich plasma, again, I'll fuck this up royally if I try to actually explain it, but they take your blood out and they spin it.

00:10:24.000 And somehow or another, by spinning it, it separates through a centrifuge.

00:10:28.000 It separates this yellow stuff.

00:10:31.000 There's the platelets and there's other stuff.

00:10:34.000 There's significant parts to blood. 0.61

00:10:37.000 So they take this platelet-rich plasma, however the fuck they do this, and the difference between that, like regular PRP and Regenikine, is some other factors. 0.83

00:10:47.000 So they squirt that yellow serum into your back. 0.98

00:10:50.000 It's not cheap.

00:10:51.000 It's not covered by insurance. 0.99

00:10:52.000 But goddamn, does it work. 0.99

00:10:54.000 It works way better than anything. 1.00

00:10:58.000 Usually, if you have a bulging disc, you're kind of fucked. 0.99

00:11:02.000 You know, because people are like, God damn, what can I do? 0.99

00:11:05.000 And they go, well, exercise, yoga. 0.99

00:11:07.000 There's some things.

00:11:08.000 They take a long time.

00:11:09.000 You can slowly get things better.

00:11:11.000 You can get an epidural.

00:11:12.000 It'll kill the pain.

00:11:13.000 Sometimes that helps relax everything. 1.00

00:11:15.000 But this shit fixes it. 0.99

00:11:18.000 That'd be a good company to invest in. 1.00

00:11:20.000 You just need a doctor and a machine to do it.

00:11:22.000 It's a little more complicated than that, Brian.

00:11:24.000 You need actual scientists, lab technicians.

00:11:26.000 Maybe it's just a machine.

00:11:28.000 It might be just a spinning machine that takes plasma and makes it like a latte out of it. 0.75

00:11:32.000 Jamie, what were you going to tell me about Epstein right before the show started, but you stopped?

00:11:37.000 I was going to tell you this.

00:11:38.000 How are you going to tell me?

00:11:39.000 Something happened?

00:11:40.000 I woke up to seeing...

00:11:42.000 Last night during the Golden Globes was going on, there were some jokes going on by Ricky Gervais that we can probably talk about later, but 60 Minutes was probably going on a different channel at the same time.

00:11:50.000 And they had a report with some new evidence that nobody has seen yet.

00:11:56.000 Oh, jeez.

00:11:57.000 They have some autopsy photos and photos from inside a cell.

00:12:02.000 Whoa.

00:12:03.000 Yeah, the photo.

00:12:04.000 Are the photos online?

00:12:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:05.000 Of course they are.

00:12:07.000 Yeah, I didn't know this was just released.

00:12:09.000 I saw this last night, and I saw one of the photos, and it looks real.

00:12:12.000 So I watched the 15 minutes that they put together, which is mostly just about, like...

00:12:18.000 The incident in the cell and surrounding it.

00:12:23.000 I'm just going to show you the pictures, though, because we can't watch their thing.

00:12:26.000 Let me try to get the 13 images.

00:12:28.000 Am I scared?

00:12:30.000 No, I mean, it's just...

00:12:31.000 I'm scared already.

00:12:32.000 I'm scared already because of Iran. 1.00

00:12:36.000 I don't want to be scared of this video of them whacking this dude.

00:12:41.000 You know they whacked him.

00:12:42.000 Yes.

00:12:43.000 That's a hundred percent.

00:12:45.000 The fact that they thought they can get away with that, that's so crazy.

00:12:49.000 Like, that is such a crazy thing to try to get away with.

00:12:52.000 This gigantic international case.

00:12:53.000 Hey, what happened to the cameras? 0.98

00:12:54.000 Oh, I'm fucking broke, man. 0.98

00:12:56.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:12:57.000 Sucks. 1.00

00:12:58.000 Got to hang himself. 1.00

00:12:59.000 They needed a couple days to make the videos and stuff like that.

00:13:01.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:02.000 That's the problem with today.

00:13:03.000 These are so fake.

00:13:04.000 He tried to hang himself before.

00:13:07.000 And they're like, hey, don't do that again.

00:13:10.000 And he's like, alright, I won't.

00:13:11.000 Give me my belt.

00:13:11.000 Give me my shoelaces.

00:13:13.000 Give me whatever the fuck that guy strangled me with. 0.99

00:13:16.000 Yeah, these photos are all fake, right? 1.00

00:13:18.000 No, no, no.

00:13:19.000 Hold on.

00:13:19.000 I mean, they're very realistic.

00:13:21.000 We need Eddie Bravo in here immediately.

00:13:23.000 Okay, here we go.

00:13:25.000 Pull this up here.

00:13:27.000 So this is from his cell.

00:13:29.000 This is inside there.

00:13:29.000 I'll put these up on the screen.

00:13:31.000 So this is the cell he was in by himself.

00:13:33.000 Okay.

00:13:34.000 They said he used a bunch of these orange jumpsuits, which I guess were already in there.

00:13:37.000 He tied them around his head?

00:13:39.000 I guess.

00:13:40.000 There is a little spot way up here on the top of the grate where the window is, where you could see maybe there was something up there.

00:13:47.000 But the thing to remember here is that he was about 6 foot tall, 185 pounds.

00:13:53.000 There's one other thing on this ladder here. 0.97

00:13:56.000 There is also some other things I'll get into in just a second that would be easier to use than tying all this shit together. 0.96

00:14:03.000 But they showed... 0.97

00:14:04.000 There's the other thing here was this.

00:14:05.000 This was about four feet off the ground.

00:14:07.000 And they do show a noose, which they're saying was what he used.

00:14:12.000 But as the doctor sort of said, the noose that they show a picture of, which is what you can see in the top right corner here.

00:14:18.000 Oh, that's Dr. Michael Badden.

00:14:20.000 That's that guy from the HBO Autography Show.

00:14:22.000 For some reason I can't...

00:14:23.000 I'll find it in a second, but the picture that shows his actual neck...

00:14:30.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:14:42.000 Well, there's that fracture that they said wasn't consistent with hanging.

00:14:46.000 It's more consistent with a murder or homicide.

00:14:49.000 And he said, this is Baden's words, is that usually he's seen it in maybe like one bone break and sometimes two, but there were three fractures.

00:14:57.000 And he says like he's almost never seen that in any of his cases he's ever looked over.

00:15:01.000 Hmm.

00:15:02.000 And you would think it would be, if you're going to hang yourself from such a short distance, it would be even harder to get a fracture like that, right?

00:15:10.000 Because you're not like jumping out like in an old western movie.

00:15:13.000 Like Clint Eastwood movie, where they would hang them, hang them high.

00:15:16.000 So the one thing that they also had in here was he left a note.

00:15:19.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:15:21.000 The note said, like, there was, like, four things.

00:15:24.000 It said, first, it had the name blurred out, but it said this person left him in a shower locked for an hour.

00:15:33.000 It then said someone else gave him, like, burnt food, and then bugs were crawling over his hands, and then he just wrote, no fun.

00:15:41.000 But there's a ballpoint pen, like the one I have in my hand, Sitting right next to it.

00:15:46.000 Like, if you knew he was on suicide watch, you wouldn't give him a ballpoint pen that he could kill himself with. 1.00

00:15:51.000 Jamie, you should be a goddamn detective for CSI! This is what they're saying. 0.99

00:15:54.000 And he had his sleep apnea machine was in there. 0.98

00:15:57.000 You could see an extension cord coming from the hallway into his room that he could have just used that to kill himself and hang himself. 0.80

00:16:04.000 Or the nine jumpsuits.

00:16:06.000 Why does he have nine jumpsuits?

00:16:07.000 Yeah, the jumpsuit thing is freaky.

00:16:09.000 Like, they're trying to explain it by bringing in some...

00:16:12.000 Some new witness.

00:16:13.000 So somehow, this is actually a different video that's showing a couple different things than what I saw this morning.

00:16:17.000 I didn't see this arm thing and I didn't see the picture of his back.

00:16:20.000 The arm thing looks like an injection spot?

00:16:21.000 Is that what it looks like?

00:16:22.000 I guess so.

00:16:23.000 Here's the actual, this is what I saw.

00:16:24.000 Here's the note.

00:16:26.000 What does it say?

00:16:27.000 Sorry.

00:16:28.000 It's got 60 Minutes get their watermark all over it.

00:16:30.000 It's so funny.

00:16:32.000 Sorry, 60 Minutes.

00:16:33.000 Thank you.

00:16:33.000 Thanks for getting this.

00:16:35.000 So it says, kept me in a locked, it's blurred right here, it says the name is blurred, kept me in a locked shower stall for one hour, neck, or someone, I don't know the name, sent in burnt food, giant bugs, crawled on my hands, and then no fun.

00:16:49.000 And then they're saying, and then he killed them.

00:16:50.000 But then this ballpoint pen was next to it, that he could have stabbed himself in the neck or whatever, you know. 0.83

00:16:55.000 Yeah, it's hard to kill yourself with a pen.

00:16:58.000 Do they get pens? 0.65

00:17:00.000 Not usually, but this is like a high-profile case.

00:17:04.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:17:06.000 It's just...

00:17:06.000 Yeah, I don't think you should have a pen.

00:17:08.000 Look, it's bad to say either way if you don't know.

00:17:14.000 And I'm guilty of that 100%.

00:17:15.000 I'm like, that guy didn't kill himself. 1.00

00:17:17.000 I'm talking shit, though. 0.99

00:17:19.000 I'm not talking in terms of like... 0.99

00:17:21.000 We have to understand.

00:17:23.000 This is really important.

00:17:25.000 We're doing a podcast.

00:17:28.000 When you're doing a podcast, you don't have to be factually accurate. 1.00

00:17:31.000 You just have to talk shit. 0.99

00:17:33.000 And hopefully if you fuck up, you correct it, and it's funny. 1.00

00:17:37.000 I'm not a science expert, but when these guys are saying that the guy died by strangulation, there's all these points of consistent strangulation, and it takes forever to get these pictures, and then there's the video cameras didn't work. 0.99

00:17:48.000 And this is the second time he tried to kill himself.

00:17:50.000 And he's a high-profile witness in a really, really, really important case involving pedophiles at the highest levels of government. 0.79

00:17:57.000 Yeah, I would think that that's the kind of guy you whack.

00:18:00.000 Mm-hmm.

00:18:01.000 You're also, according to the procedure, when there's a suicide there, you're not supposed to remove the body and take it to the emergency room.

00:18:08.000 You're supposed to treat it as though it was a murder or like a crime scene.

00:18:10.000 What's crazy is that it's so high profile.

00:18:14.000 Because this is most likely how they did it forever, right?

00:18:19.000 Like, people that whack people, they were probably like, you know, I was doing comedy before the internet.

00:18:25.000 They were probably whacking people before the internet, right?

00:18:27.000 Do you want to see?

00:18:28.000 I found the graphic image.

00:18:29.000 Sure.

00:18:30.000 Oh yeah, I'm not scared.

00:18:31.000 Don't see if you don't want to see it, Brian.

00:18:32.000 I saw that.

00:18:34.000 He has a weird texture on his cheek, I thought.

00:18:37.000 Interesting, Brian.

00:18:38.000 Tell me more.

00:18:39.000 Like bed marks, almost.

00:18:41.000 I think that's just the blood rushing to his head.

00:18:44.000 Bro, that guy got strangled.

00:18:45.000 That looks like a strangled guy.

00:18:47.000 Yeah.

00:18:48.000 That's what I thought.

00:18:49.000 But the thing is like...

00:18:52.000 There's no blood on that noose that they said was the noose that did it.

00:18:56.000 But there's blood on his body.

00:18:58.000 And there's no pictures of him in the cell.

00:19:00.000 They didn't take any pictures of that.

00:19:01.000 Wait, hold on.

00:19:02.000 There's no blood on the noose they said killed him, but yet there's blood on his neck?

00:19:05.000 Correct.

00:19:06.000 That was pointed out by the reporter.

00:19:07.000 Well, that's insane.

00:19:08.000 That's insane.

00:19:09.000 That's impossible.

00:19:10.000 Did they really do a test of the rope that they supposedly said hung him?

00:19:13.000 Just show a picture of it, and it looks very clean and unused.

00:19:17.000 Well, it is orange.

00:19:18.000 Maybe the red doesn't show up that clean on orange.

00:19:21.000 Can we look at it again?

00:19:22.000 I think we should probably... 0.69

00:19:24.000 Look, I want to say for sure they killed him.

00:19:26.000 And the lawyer she's talking to in the piece is his former cellmate's lawyer.

00:19:32.000 And he's just, eh, no, it's obviously...

00:19:34.000 Bro, the former cellmate is my favorite part of the story. 0.95

00:19:37.000 A gigantic ex-cop who's a murderer and a drug dealer. 1.00

00:19:42.000 And he's fucking huge! 1.00

00:19:44.000 He's a gorilla. 1.00

00:19:45.000 A straight-up gorilla. 0.74

00:19:47.000 A big Italian gorilla.

00:19:48.000 And they put him in jail with that guy?

00:19:51.000 Come on, man.

00:19:53.000 They probably...

00:19:54.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

00:19:56.000 Look at his neck!

00:19:58.000 Okay, so they're examining the thing.

00:20:01.000 This is Dr. Michael Batten from HBO. And he's examining the thing that was supposedly used to kill him, and he's saying there's nothing on it.

00:20:10.000 And he's showing the actual lacerations around the neck that show clear blood.

00:20:15.000 And he said it's too low on the neck, too?

00:20:17.000 That's her postulation right here. 0.96

00:20:18.000 She says if he did what you thought, which would have been like leaning forward on the ground, that it probably would have been a little higher under the jaw, not down at the base of the neck, kind of, but it's a little bit tough to say.

00:20:29.000 I would imagine if you're killing somebody like that, they're trying to get away.

00:20:34.000 People that are trying to get away do that. 0.94

00:20:36.000 If you're killing him from behind, if that guy's holding him down... 0.97

00:20:40.000 Oh, come on, man. 0.99

00:20:43.000 Look at his neck.

00:20:48.000 Hmm.

00:20:48.000 Hold on, though.

00:20:49.000 Is any of that actually breaking the skin?

00:20:52.000 The thing is, it looks like a wire.

00:20:54.000 It looks like a wire to me.

00:20:55.000 It does look like a wire.

00:20:56.000 That's right.

00:20:56.000 It looks way too thin to be that thick cloth noose.

00:21:01.000 I mean, maybe that thick noose thing is really strong fabric, but that looks like a wire to me, man.

00:21:09.000 But wouldn't that wire just slice right into your neck, too?

00:21:12.000 Yeah, it looks like that's more like blood rising to the skin than an actual cut.

00:21:17.000 Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.

00:21:18.000 It looked before though like it was a cut.

00:21:20.000 So maybe there wasn't really that much blood.

00:21:23.000 That actually came through the skin.

00:21:25.000 And maybe all that cloth, maybe it's really thin and it gets down like a wire.

00:21:31.000 If you choke somebody with a bandana, you had one of them bandanas that hippies put on their dogs, and you choke someone to death with one of those things, I kind of think it's going to make a very small mark.

00:21:46.000 I don't think it's going to make a thick mark.

00:21:47.000 If you like... 0.99

00:21:48.000 Got someone in like an Ezekiel choke is one of those things and fucking... 0.99

00:21:51.000 Yeah, that's a strong... 0.99

00:21:53.000 It would get thin, like where it was choking you.

00:21:56.000 Like the actual...

00:21:57.000 Yeah.

00:21:58.000 Would that make a mark like that?

00:22:00.000 I'm sure someone now is going to go start myth-busting like what it looks like if you do do that test and like...

00:22:06.000 They have to murder someone to find out if it's true. 1.00

00:22:09.000 Just get another piece of shit. 1.00

00:22:11.000 So we'll find out later today, I'm sure. 1.00

00:22:13.000 The whole thing is so strange, man.

00:22:15.000 It's so public. 0.99

00:22:16.000 The idea that a guy actually had a fuck island. 0.99

00:22:21.000 That's what Ricky Gervais was joking about last night. 0.99

00:22:23.000 Did you watch that?

00:22:24.000 Of course he was. 1.00

00:22:25.000 No, but I did see the one clip that somebody put on the internet about him saying, don't virtue signal, just come out here and get your little prize, go fuck off, because nobody cares about your opinion. 0.99

00:22:34.000 I was like, thank you. 0.99

00:22:36.000 Thank you, Ricky.

00:22:37.000 Thank you.

00:22:38.000 Thank God.

00:22:39.000 That guy swings.

00:22:40.000 He's out there swinging from the hip.

00:22:42.000 Chin up. 1.00

00:22:43.000 Doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:22:44.000 Telling it like it is. 0.99

00:22:45.000 I love it.

00:22:46.000 He went after Apple in front of Tim Cook. 1.00

00:22:50.000 How crazy was that shit? 1.00

00:22:51.000 He went after Apple, then he said if ISIS opened up a studio, you'll all be sending your resumes. 1.00

00:22:56.000 Is that what he said?

00:22:57.000 Yeah, you'd all be like a streaming service.

00:22:59.000 You'll be contacting your agents or something like that.

00:23:01.000 Yeah, that's what he said. 1.00

00:23:02.000 Like, fuck, man. 1.00

00:23:04.000 Good for him. 1.00

00:23:05.000 So those are all pre-written, right?

00:23:06.000 Because they had to have those cuts ready to go.

00:23:08.000 I don't know, man.

00:23:08.000 He's so badass.

00:23:10.000 He might be able to do whatever the fuck he wants. 0.99

00:23:12.000 You know, he's Ricky Gervais. 0.99

00:23:14.000 He's got the ability to probably say, oh, I'll do it.

00:23:19.000 But I'll do it this way.

00:23:20.000 And only this way.

00:23:21.000 And they're like, okay, Ricky, we love you.

00:23:23.000 We love you.

00:23:23.000 We know you wouldn't do anything to jeopardize our amazing organization.

00:23:27.000 We all love working with you here at the Golden Globes.

00:23:30.000 And it's fun.

00:23:31.000 I mean, you stir people up.

00:23:32.000 But everybody knows you're a good guy.

00:23:34.000 And then he goes and hits them with genocide talking.

00:23:37.000 Like, hey, hey, hey!

00:23:39.000 Apple must have been so pissed!

00:23:42.000 We were just getting away with using all that slave labor and no one even noticed!

00:23:48.000 That's, I mean, it's another thing, like this murder, right?

00:23:51.000 It's like, that's just how everything was done.

00:23:54.000 That's just how everything was done.

00:23:56.000 That's how they whacked everybody.

00:23:58.000 And that was how you got things built cheap.

00:24:00.000 They used slave labor, but nobody knew.

00:24:02.000 Nobody really understood until you saw things like Foxconn.

00:24:05.000 You were like, wait a minute, this is a good setup?

00:24:08.000 You guys are working 16 hours a day, you sleep in the building?

00:24:10.000 This is a good place?

00:24:11.000 This is good?

00:24:12.000 The story of Amazon workers running around and peeing themselves.

00:24:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:24:17.000 They have some crazy countdown thing that goes when they get an order and they have to run to go get it.

00:24:23.000 Probably a fun job if you're into losing weight. 0.95

00:24:25.000 Put on some ankle weights and shit, maybe a weight vest, and just run around that thing. 0.99

00:24:29.000 You'd get a fucking vicious workout. 0.99

00:24:31.000 That's making lemonades out of lemons. 1.00

00:24:33.000 That's right, Joe.

00:24:34.000 Everything's a workout.

00:24:36.000 You could be working as a waiter at Applebee's and that's a workout.

00:24:39.000 That's right.

00:24:40.000 Think about it, man.

00:24:41.000 With heavy weights around your waist that no one would notice, you could have a good workout while you're working.

00:24:52.000 The Apple thing, that had to sting.

00:24:55.000 Well, he was sitting right there, too, and they showed him right before he started saying it.

00:25:00.000 What exactly did he say?

00:25:03.000 Something about using sweatshops and stuff like that right in front of him.

00:25:09.000 But, I mean, Foxconn, it's a sweatshop, but it's probably the best version of a sweatshop.

00:25:16.000 It's a real company, and it's...

00:25:19.000 The best version of a sweatshop is hilarious.

00:25:21.000 Foxconn works in the United States now, don't they?

00:25:25.000 Do they?

00:25:26.000 Yeah, I think they're about to have companies here in the United States.

00:25:31.000 I remember, this is something that Trump had talked about, right?

00:25:33.000 Yeah.

00:25:33.000 On top of the annual, Gervais ended his monologue by telling the nominees, so if you do win an award tonight, don't use it as a political platform to make a political speech.

00:25:43.000 You're in no position to lecture the public about anything.

00:25:45.000 You know nothing about the real world.

00:25:47.000 Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. 1.00

00:25:50.000 So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your God, and fuck off, okay? 1.00

00:26:00.000 Oh, the swear was beeped out by NBC. He was also beeped for his use of profanity in two other jokes. 1.00

00:26:09.000 One where he called cats James Corden a fat pussy. 1.00

00:26:16.000 And another where he discussed the same films Judy Dench licking her ass. 1.00

00:26:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:23.000 Wow.

00:26:24.000 The comedian, however, also peppered the monologue with references to Me Too and contemporary issues.

00:26:29.000 He started off by noting it was his fifth time hosting, and therefore he didn't care what flack he would take.

00:26:35.000 Then he punched in with a nod to last year's college admission scandal.

00:26:38.000 I came here in a limo tonight, and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman.

00:26:45.000 Good for him.

00:26:47.000 He's a real comic.

00:26:48.000 He doesn't have the Apple quote.

00:26:50.000 He's a real comic.

00:26:51.000 That's a...

00:26:53.000 Look.

00:26:54.000 Right down.

00:26:55.000 Yeah, down a little.

00:26:56.000 It said a little lower than that.

00:26:57.000 Apple TV. Yeah.

00:26:59.000 While discussing the addition of Apple TV Plus to the room, Gervais noted the irony of a Me Too-themed show like The Morning Show being made by a company who runs sweatshops in China. 0.66

00:27:08.000 You say you're woke, but if ICE has started a streaming service, you'd call your agent.

00:27:13.000 Yeah.

00:27:16.000 We're gonna get this right, folks.

00:27:18.000 I really believe this.

00:27:19.000 Good for you.

00:27:20.000 This is what we were talking about earlier, about everything being bad.

00:27:23.000 I don't think it is.

00:27:24.000 I think it's just a lot of noise.

00:27:26.000 There's a lot of noise.

00:27:27.000 A lot of people yelling.

00:27:29.000 It's swinging back around already.

00:27:31.000 It's swinging back around.

00:27:32.000 We're human.

00:27:33.000 Yeah.

00:27:34.000 You know, we have weird things.

00:27:36.000 Everything's changed.

00:27:37.000 It's all changed now.

00:27:38.000 Everything's changed.

00:27:40.000 Okay.

00:27:40.000 Relax.

00:27:41.000 We're okay.

00:27:42.000 We're gonna be alright. 1.00

00:27:43.000 The world's fucked! 1.00

00:27:43.000 We're fucked! 1.00

00:27:44.000 It's all ending! 1.00

00:27:46.000 I'm a little nervous about Iran, though. 1.00

00:27:48.000 That seems like real shit. 0.99

00:27:50.000 That makes me want to get educated on the subject so I can really freak out. 0.99

00:27:55.000 The one thing that made me feel better is when they were screaming, death to America, death to America, recently, the president of Iran was like, well, when we say death to America, we don't mean the citizens. 0.62

00:28:06.000 We like the citizens. 1.00

00:28:07.000 We're talking about, fuck you, Donald Trump, you know. 1.00

00:28:10.000 Really? 1.00

00:28:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:11.000 They've been saying that for a long time.

00:28:13.000 That death to America chant, that's been around.

00:28:15.000 Right.

00:28:15.000 That's a tough sell.

00:28:16.000 Yeah.

00:28:18.000 We know what you're saying.

00:28:19.000 You're saying death to America.

00:28:21.000 Okay, like, that's one thing that you don't want to be misconstrued. 0.98

00:28:24.000 If you want to fucking make signs and yell, like, you don't, like, you're like, hey, hey, we're not talking death, death, guys, right? 0.92

00:28:29.000 Oh, yeah, definitely not death, death. 1.00

00:28:31.000 Let's go out and scream, death to America. 0.93

00:28:33.000 Everyone's going to know. 0.98

00:28:34.000 Like, that would be the worst way to communicate something.

00:28:36.000 Like, why, if you don't really think that.

00:28:39.000 Why would you say death to the American political system?

00:28:44.000 Death to the American military complex?

00:28:46.000 Not death to America.

00:28:47.000 Death to America is everybody.

00:28:51.000 How they got us all mixed? 1.00

00:28:52.000 We don't have nothing to do with this, guys.

00:28:54.000 We're just over here chilling.

00:28:55.000 How they got us messed up in some international conflict that you actually have to think about might come a-knocking on your door. 0.99

00:29:02.000 What fucking ineptitude mixed with scumbaggery led us to this position? 0.99

00:29:08.000 Who did this? 1.00

00:29:09.000 Is it the Iranian guys? 1.00

00:29:11.000 Did Trump do something he shouldn't have done? 0.99

00:29:13.000 Doesn't it seem weird timing, though, with this whole impeachment shit? 0.98

00:29:18.000 It's all weird, dude. 0.97

00:29:19.000 It's all weird. 1.00

00:29:20.000 The fact that Trump can kill people. 0.99

00:29:23.000 Just understand how crazy it is that you got a guy like Trump who could just go, send it in, send the missile, just shoot missiles. 1.00

00:29:31.000 He could just...

00:29:32.000 Listen, man, don't give me that power either.

00:29:35.000 Don't give anybody that power, for sure.

00:29:37.000 But a guy like Trump...

00:29:40.000 A guy who's famous for being mean to people on a reality show?

00:29:45.000 You're fired!

00:29:46.000 Famous for being a baller?

00:29:47.000 I mean, that's what he's famous for.

00:29:49.000 That's the crazy thing.

00:29:50.000 He was in rap songs all the time in a complimentary way.

00:29:56.000 That guy's life has gone through an arch.

00:29:59.000 Home Alone 2. He was in Home Alone 2. And in Canada, those silly fucks, they edited it out.

00:30:06.000 The CBC edited out the Donald Trump scene because it's offensive. 1.00

00:30:11.000 Offensive to us who really enjoy films without monsters.

00:30:16.000 That's history. 0.99

00:30:17.000 Are you going to go into fucking Naked Gun and get rid of OJ? What are you going to do? 0.99

00:30:21.000 What are you going to do?

00:30:22.000 You going to take O.J. out of the NFL archives?

00:30:25.000 What are you going to do?

00:30:26.000 No, this is life.

00:30:28.000 You can't make life prettier by pulling Donald Trump out of Home Alone. 1.00

00:30:32.000 You're supposed to look at it and go, holy shit! 1.00

00:30:34.000 Who would have thought that fucking guy would be the president one day and be killing dudes? 1.00

00:30:39.000 And maybe starting World War III. Like a goddamn Stephen King novel. 1.00

00:30:45.000 You know, Stephen King's freaked out by Trump. 1.00

00:30:47.000 Mmm.

00:30:49.000 These media posts will serve as notification to the United States Congress that should Iran strike any US person or target, the United States will click quickly and fully strike back, and perhaps in a disproportionate manner.

00:31:04.000 Such legal notice is not required, but is given nevertheless. 1.00

00:31:09.000 Dude, fuck this. 0.99

00:31:12.000 That I don't like to see on Twitter. 1.00

00:31:14.000 That seems so bizarre. 0.98

00:31:17.000 That almost seems like the simulation theory has hired comedy writers to come in and subtly fuck with everybody. 0.98

00:31:27.000 That he can just put that on Twitter? 0.91

00:31:30.000 How can he just put that on Twitter?

00:31:31.000 Like, I thought there was a series of checks and balances.

00:31:34.000 You know?

00:31:35.000 I mean, this is ultimately, like, one guy can have, like, an instantaneous press conference anytime he wants, just by putting something on Twitter.

00:31:43.000 And then there's all these people that go, you gotta ban him for Twitter.

00:31:46.000 But here's the problem.

00:31:47.000 You ban him from Twitter, Gab is gonna, he'll go to Gab, right? 1.00

00:31:50.000 If he goes to Gab, Gab will all of a sudden skyrocket, because everyone's gonna want to go to Gab to see Trump talk shit on Gab, where it's full freedom of speech. 0.97

00:31:58.000 What if he starts swearing on Gab? 0.96

00:32:00.000 What if they make a deal with him?

00:32:01.000 What if they give him 50% of Gab?

00:32:04.000 Because they think it's imminent because of this war we're in with Iran.

00:32:07.000 This could be a movie where they're going to ban him from Twitter.

00:32:10.000 And Vidya and Jack Dorsey has to leave. 0.99

00:32:13.000 He's in a meditation, a silent meditation in fucking Bali. 0.98

00:32:17.000 And he has to fly in and he has to figure out whether or not they can make this executive decision to ban Trump. 0.99

00:32:23.000 But everybody's calling for it.

00:32:25.000 Ban Trump! 0.98

00:32:26.000 Ban Trump! 0.99

00:32:26.000 Ban him! 0.99

00:32:27.000 Ban him! 0.99

00:32:28.000 And if they banned him off Twitter.

00:32:30.000 Imagine if you went to the thing and the page said banned.

00:32:33.000 You would just open up your windows and hear liberals cheering.

00:32:35.000 Like King Kong just fell off the Empire State Building.

00:32:38.000 Yes! 1.00

00:32:40.000 He's fucking banned! 0.99

00:32:41.000 The YouTube videos would be spectacular. 1.00

00:32:44.000 Do you know how many virtue-signaling dipshits would have YouTube videos just screaming and pumping their fists in the air and pointing to the screen with Donald Trump and says, owned?

00:32:57.000 You know how many? 0.96

00:32:57.000 It would be hilarious. 0.96

00:32:59.000 And all he would have to do is do that and go over somewhere else, and that new platform would be fucking gigantic.

00:33:07.000 Because everybody would want to know what he says.

00:33:09.000 And if he says it over there, everybody else would just retweet it on Twitter anyway.

00:33:12.000 It would probably be like killing coyotes.

00:33:15.000 You know how you kill coyotes and then they make more coyotes? 0.58

00:33:17.000 Like a female, when they shout out. 1.00

00:33:21.000 That's like a roll call.

00:33:22.000 And if someone's missing, the female makes more babies. 1.00

00:33:25.000 That's one of the craziest things about coyotes.

00:33:27.000 That's why they're everywhere.

00:33:28.000 That's what would happen with Trump.

00:33:29.000 If they banned him off Twitter, his signal would be bigger than ever. 0.99

00:33:33.000 It would be fucking bonkers. 0.95

00:33:35.000 Like, they're in a precarious situation now, too. 0.93

00:33:37.000 Because these social media companies, they're being labeled as someone who would ban freedom of speech from certain people if they don't believe with their ideas.

00:33:47.000 Now, if this happens to be the president, That they say you can't have freedom of speech on our platform anymore.

00:33:55.000 Then everything is like out the window.

00:33:57.000 Like, what is this?

00:33:58.000 What are we doing? 0.98

00:33:59.000 And then if it backfires and Twitter loses all of its power and some other fucking company comes along and takes the spot, some company that promises to never do that to the president, let people express themselves but explain, perhaps, through a fucking series of checks and balances, 0.97

00:34:15.000 why you can't stalk somebody or be mean to somebody or... 0.98

00:34:20.000 Does this make any sense?

00:34:21.000 Is it about him being on the most popular platform?

00:34:26.000 Because he could do radio.

00:34:27.000 He could do anything he wants.

00:34:28.000 But is it no one paying attention to the radio or the TV things that he does and everyone pays attention to his tweets?

00:34:33.000 Well, it's interesting because he's got to think.

00:34:36.000 He's a guy that, obviously, he does a lot of business deals.

00:34:41.000 And he does a lot of deals simultaneously.

00:34:43.000 It's the only way he can have as many properties as he has.

00:34:46.000 He's got Trump Towers everywhere.

00:34:48.000 He's got them in Vegas and Chicago and all over the world.

00:34:52.000 He's got to be a guy that's always thinking about doing the next thing.

00:34:56.000 And if he was, you would think he's setting himself up as a business.

00:35:01.000 It's like he's a business.

00:35:03.000 He's now not just the president, and he's always been a business.

00:35:07.000 He's always been a celebrity and an iconic financial character. 0.95

00:35:10.000 But now, his entertainment, like what he says about life and everything, is fucking super valuable. 0.96

00:35:19.000 If Trump had that show... 0.99

00:35:21.000 If he decides to have a podcast, do you know how goddamn crazy it would be? 0.93

00:35:25.000 If Donald Trump just pulls up, has a YouTube channel, talks into the camera, says what he really thinks about everything. 0.73

00:35:33.000 They release it as a podcast as well.

00:35:36.000 And no one can stop him, because that's freedom of speech.

00:35:39.000 Because freedom of speech is to let this guy talk.

00:35:41.000 Do you know if he started threatening people, like threatening Iran from his YouTube channel? 0.99

00:35:46.000 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:35:47.000 Imagine if World War III is caused by a tweet. 1.00

00:35:53.000 Imagine if Trump threatens someone, and they retaliate to show they're not scared, and we nuked them.

00:35:59.000 And then, oh.

00:36:00.000 My.

00:36:01.000 God.

00:36:02.000 From a Trump tweet.

00:36:04.000 Is that possible?

00:36:06.000 Seems like anything is possible.

00:36:07.000 He's probably going to do it right at the end, too.

00:36:10.000 The end is a weird one, right?

00:36:12.000 Is it going to be a few months from now, or is it going to be four years from now?

00:36:17.000 That's with all this Iran thing. 1.00

00:36:18.000 It might happen faster.

00:36:19.000 I didn't think it was going to happen at all, but now maybe this Iran thing... 1.00

00:36:23.000 The impeachment thing?

00:36:24.000 Yeah.

00:36:25.000 Maybe this is for a purpose.

00:36:27.000 He's not going to just go.

00:36:29.000 That's the thing.

00:36:30.000 And there's a lot of people that don't want him to go.

00:36:32.000 The Republicans don't want to lose power.

00:36:35.000 And they're very smart in that even ones that were never Trumpers at one point in time, they've accepted him.

00:36:44.000 He's a fascinating guy.

00:36:46.000 He's a fascinating human character.

00:36:49.000 If you look at him in terms of like...

00:36:53.000 Just his...

00:36:54.000 Go back to that photo that we're just looking at.

00:36:57.000 Let me see that in big time.

00:36:58.000 He's a fascinating character, man.

00:37:00.000 And he's also a very strong guy in a lot of ways, like mentally strong in terms of what he's been able to accomplish, all the business deals, always believes in himself. 0.50

00:37:09.000 There's something about that that gets other people and they sort of like, they get a little ass kissy around them.

00:37:17.000 And they want him to like them.

00:37:19.000 Because if he doesn't like you, it's devastating.

00:37:22.000 If Trump goes after you on Twitter and gets mad at you, it's devastating.

00:37:24.000 So they all want him to like him.

00:37:26.000 So look at them all reaching for him.

00:37:28.000 That's a painting one day that they'll have on the caves.

00:37:32.000 They'll cave paint that. 1.00

00:37:33.000 After World War III, after we get nuked into the fucking Stone Age, they'll cave paint how a guy... 0.99

00:37:41.000 Figured out how to be just mean enough, but just nice enough, and have all these people like him, and literally be able to kill someone with the press of a button. 0.98

00:37:53.000 And then everybody wants to touch him.

00:37:54.000 Like, look at that.

00:37:55.000 They're reaching for him.

00:37:56.000 They're reaching.

00:37:57.000 Look at the guy in the back.

00:37:58.000 They're all reaching.

00:37:59.000 It's like a Michelangelo painting.

00:38:00.000 Bro, it is!

00:38:02.000 And that this guy somehow got into this crazy position from hosting a reality show and getting really famous by telling people they're fired.

00:38:09.000 And now all of a sudden, he's deciding whether or not they can nuke generals into another dimension from a robot that flies.

00:38:20.000 And just shoots missiles.

00:38:22.000 And the missiles are called Hellfire missiles.

00:38:24.000 Did you hear that new, I think Russia has it, that super sign goes Mach 27?

00:38:28.000 Oh Jesus Christ.

00:38:29.000 They drop it from space and it just like roller coasters itself in and like we don't, I guess we don't have a thing to stop it yet.

00:38:34.000 It's 27 times the speed of sound.

00:38:36.000 Oh Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:38:37.000 This is the Space Wars shit. 0.99

00:38:39.000 This is why Trump wanted to have a Space Force. 0.99

00:38:41.000 When I heard about a Space Force I was like, what are you, what are you doing man?

00:38:45.000 Space Force.

00:38:47.000 But here's the other thing.

00:38:48.000 When you're 74, whatever he is, Do you realize you're 74?

00:38:52.000 Are you just alive?

00:38:53.000 I think you're just alive.

00:38:55.000 Especially if you're on diet pills.

00:38:57.000 Then I think you're really just alive.

00:38:59.000 You're out there. 0.99

00:38:59.000 You're just fucking grinding. 0.99

00:39:01.000 You're just like grinding because that's how you do it. 1.00

00:39:04.000 You just go out there and you kick ass. 0.99

00:39:05.000 He's not thinking about riding off into the sunset. 1.00

00:39:07.000 He's not thinking about any of that shit. 1.00

00:39:09.000 But people, we think that way. 0.99

00:39:11.000 When we see someone at 74, we're like, oh, by the time he's 78, he's going to want out.

00:39:14.000 He's not going to want out.

00:39:16.000 He's not gonna want out.

00:39:17.000 He's alive.

00:39:18.000 Is he alive?

00:39:19.000 Yeah, he's gonna keep going.

00:39:21.000 Especially if you're stimulated.

00:39:23.000 If you're artificially stimulated.

00:39:27.000 You know?

00:39:28.000 I mean, I'm talking right now while I'm drinking coffee.

00:39:31.000 That's why I'm so excited.

00:39:32.000 Is he TikTok-ing yet?

00:39:34.000 I hope he does.

00:39:35.000 I hope.

00:39:35.000 That'd be great.

00:39:38.000 My first TikTok was almost 3 million in 24 hours. 0.99

00:39:42.000 Jamie says they fuck with the numbers. 0.99

00:39:44.000 Yeah, they have to, right? 0.99

00:39:45.000 But my comments were in the thousands, though.

00:39:49.000 But maybe those are all robots, spam robots.

00:39:52.000 Well, they're obviously working overtime to try to get it big, and a lot of people are jumping on board.

00:39:56.000 Kevin Hart just got on board.

00:39:58.000 That's a big acquisition.

00:40:00.000 I can't do it, man.

00:40:01.000 And The Rock.

00:40:01.000 The Rock got on board.

00:40:02.000 That's another big acquisition.

00:40:05.000 I took all my social media and I put it in a folder that says Addict.

00:40:08.000 I put it on my last page, my iPhone, and I got a smaller iPhone.

00:40:12.000 Oh, you did?

00:40:13.000 Which one did you get?

00:40:14.000 I got the little one.

00:40:14.000 Yeah, that one's better.

00:40:16.000 The regular one.

00:40:17.000 Yeah.

00:40:17.000 There was an article in New York Times this weekend that TikTok groups are taking over the YouTubers of Hollywood and moving into mansions and like...

00:40:25.000 Imagine.

00:40:26.000 Whatever they're...

00:40:27.000 I don't know.

00:40:28.000 I don't know how that works.

00:40:28.000 Imagine.

00:40:29.000 How are they making all this money?

00:40:30.000 I don't understand it, but imagine.

00:40:31.000 A TikTok president.

00:40:32.000 This is our first TikTok president.

00:40:35.000 Maybe it could be you, dude.

00:40:36.000 What?

00:40:37.000 No.

00:40:37.000 Yeah.

00:40:38.000 Could be.

00:40:39.000 We could make that happen, I think.

00:40:40.000 What if it was the whole staff of Shark Tank?

00:40:43.000 That would be a good idea.

00:40:44.000 That they would be the presidents?

00:40:46.000 Yeah, but they all work together.

00:40:47.000 Not a bad idea, right?

00:40:49.000 I think a bunch of successful, reasonable people, and I don't mean successful financially even, just scholars.

00:40:58.000 Maybe even business people and scholars mixed together.

00:41:01.000 Like, that would be the right way to run the country.

00:41:03.000 Like, a committee.

00:41:04.000 Where you could see the way they interact with each other in real time so everybody would have access to all the communication.

00:41:10.000 Unless it's anything to do with, like, national security.

00:41:13.000 You know, I mean, obviously they can't let everybody know that they're going to bomb that guy in Iran. 0.69

00:41:17.000 You know, they can't do that.

00:41:19.000 But it would be really interesting if, like...

00:41:22.000 Policy issues, economic issues, if all those things were discussed publicly, like if you saw these guys, like if you saw the guy who is, you know, one of the 10 people who is the president, right?

00:41:35.000 And you saw them all present evidence and they all go over the work and they look at it.

00:41:40.000 This is what it's projected if we don't cut carbon emissions.

00:41:43.000 This is what we know and this is the hyperbole.

00:41:45.000 This is the clickbait that you hear.

00:41:47.000 This is the reality of it.

00:41:48.000 And this is where we're at now.

00:41:49.000 And here's our possible solutions.

00:41:51.000 And we'd all just sit around and look at the budget even.

00:41:55.000 Say, okay, we're going to put...

00:41:56.000 X amount of billion to this, and Y amount of billion to that, and then we're going to put a significant amount, and we can go, wait, why are they doing it that way?

00:42:05.000 Like everything else, right?

00:42:08.000 The internet has allowed people to communicate and bitch and piss and moan about everything else, but not really on the inner works of government.

00:42:14.000 They're still doing it in these rooms.

00:42:16.000 They're still doing it tucked away.

00:42:18.000 You can watch some of it on CNN, but some of it you don't get to see.

00:42:20.000 It's all tucked away.

00:42:22.000 National security, national interests.

00:42:24.000 Secrecy.

00:42:25.000 So, I mean, you give people the option to have stuff like that, like gigantic worldwide decisions that are made by a handful of people.

00:42:36.000 That is kind of crazy.

00:42:38.000 It's kind of crazy that someone, whether it's Trump or anybody, could make that decision. 1.00

00:42:43.000 This might throw us into nuclear war, but we're going to let these motherfuckers know what's up. 1.00

00:42:47.000 Let's take a rocket and kill that fucking guy. 1.00

00:42:49.000 You want to do it? 1.00

00:42:50.000 Let's do it. 1.00

00:42:50.000 Let's fucking kill that guy. 1.00

00:42:51.000 The fact that you can do that... 1.00

00:42:53.000 How many people do you think were involved in the decision to kill that Iranian guy?

00:42:58.000 I read that it was there's some sort of like PowerPoint presentation given to Trump and it was the last slide was like this is our option another option is doing this and they like unexpectedly he picked that yeah there was like he picked the craziest one like the killing I don't know what different levels I'll take the Adderall option for 10 Alex wow see that's what's crazy so that's one person that's even more crazy like one person gets to make that call We always thought there

00:43:28.000 was so many checks and balances.

00:43:31.000 This is what I kept hearing from reasonable people like Brian Callen.

00:43:34.000 He won't be able to get anything done.

00:43:36.000 Once he gets in there, it's just like there's so many systems and checks and balances.

00:43:42.000 This is the reason why the Founding Fathers were so smart in the way they set up the Constitution and set up our government.

00:43:48.000 Well... 0.95

00:43:49.000 If he can fucking start World War III, if he can do that and that starts World War III, yeah, they missed that part. 1.00

00:43:55.000 You fucked up. 1.00

00:43:56.000 You missed the Twitter part, too. 1.00

00:43:57.000 Twitter part.

00:43:58.000 They're going to have to change that right after him, right?

00:44:00.000 Oh, and we're adding no Twitter.

00:44:02.000 No Twitter.

00:44:03.000 Mild TikTok use.

00:44:03.000 You saw this crazy.

00:44:04.000 I feel like this is in some way related.

00:44:07.000 Kevin Spacey?

00:44:08.000 Yeah, this crazy video he put on his YouTube channel.

00:44:10.000 Yeah.

00:44:11.000 Well, he keeps doing that character.

00:44:13.000 People keep on dying.

00:44:15.000 Bro, that's a little creepy too.

00:44:19.000 Right, but how did a guy die?

00:44:21.000 Suicide?

00:44:22.000 Was it suicide?

00:44:23.000 Suicided?

00:44:23.000 Did you see the list of how many people have died?

00:44:25.000 What, that were involved with Kevin Spacey?

00:44:27.000 Yeah.

00:44:27.000 Oh my god, is there a lot?

00:44:29.000 Yeah, there's like three or four or something like that.

00:44:31.000 All those accusers, I think.

00:44:32.000 Imagine if it's the actor from Game, from House of Cards, the actor that was his assistant that killed people for him.

00:44:41.000 Imagine if Doug, the guy is so deep into his character that he goes out and whacks because it was the best role he ever got.

00:44:50.000 I could see that.

00:44:52.000 Do you think Kevin Spacey would get pissed if we play this?

00:44:54.000 Maybe.

00:44:56.000 Just like Maxwell is going to show up in his next one, I feel like.

00:45:00.000 Right.

00:45:01.000 Just like they're hanging out somewhere.

00:45:02.000 But it's so strange that he's doing it like this.

00:45:08.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:45:11.000 I mean, this is a character.

00:45:13.000 Look, he's rustling the fire for the reason.

00:45:15.000 I know what you're thinking.

00:45:17.000 Dead serious.

00:45:18.000 And it's not that hard, trust me.

00:45:20.000 The next time someone does something you don't like, you can go on the attack, but you can also hold your fire and do the unexpected. 0.99

00:45:30.000 You can kill them with kindness. 1.00

00:45:35.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:45:36.000 He says this and then the guy commits suicide. 1.00

00:45:39.000 Bro!

00:45:41.000 What is this world?

00:45:42.000 Imagine if he threatens everybody and starts getting jobs again.

00:45:45.000 People are like, I don't know how he's doing it, but everybody's dying.

00:45:48.000 Let's just hire him, man. 0.98

00:45:49.000 House of Cards would be fucking huge. 0.97

00:45:51.000 Just hear me out. 0.98

00:45:51.000 Season 9. We never showed that he was dead. 0.98

00:45:54.000 We never showed that he was dead.

00:45:57.000 The last season, when they had no him, I was like, what are you doing?

00:46:02.000 Okay? 0.99

00:46:02.000 What the fuck are you doing? 0.99

00:46:04.000 What are you doing here? 1.00

00:46:06.000 What did you do to my show?

00:46:08.000 This ain't my show.

00:46:09.000 This is like, oh my god, everybody's watching us.

00:46:11.000 That's what the show was now.

00:46:13.000 Oh my god, everybody's watching everything we do.

00:46:15.000 Oh my god.

00:46:16.000 Now what do we do?

00:46:17.000 That show seemed so, like, nervous, didn't it?

00:46:22.000 The first episode, it was like they didn't have a regular House of Cards episode.

00:46:27.000 It was like everything was a little bit barely glued together.

00:46:32.000 They try to figure out how to say how he was gone or whatever too, right?

00:46:36.000 I wonder if they were reluctant.

00:46:39.000 I wonder if they're like, just keep on the show.

00:46:41.000 There are not many people who watch.

00:46:43.000 They'll apologize.

00:46:44.000 They didn't have to refilm like they did that other movie.

00:46:46.000 They didn't even start yet, right?

00:46:47.000 Do you remember?

00:46:48.000 Because there was a movie they made where they had to go back and shoot with somebody else that he was in.

00:46:51.000 That's right.

00:46:52.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:46:54.000 They never reshoot it.

00:46:56.000 He was great in Baby Driver.

00:46:59.000 He's a great actor, man. 1.00

00:47:00.000 He's just a crazy fuck that grabs dicks. 1.00

00:47:04.000 The one guy that died, though, one of the reasons why, I mean, I'm not really that, I don't think that this would warrant a murder. 1.00

00:47:12.000 All they did was, they were hanging out, and he said, Kevin Spacey reached down and grabbed his junk and said, let's go get some air. 0.96

00:47:21.000 And he got mad and said, no, what the fuck, but do you think someone, I mean, would that be a reason why Kevin Spacey would kill you for saying that? 0.99

00:47:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:34.000 I mean, how many people is he going to kill?

00:47:36.000 Do you think he killed people?

00:47:38.000 What do you think?

00:47:38.000 I want to know your honest opinion.

00:47:40.000 What if he always killed people?

00:47:41.000 Kevin Spacey settles assault lawsuit following death of accuser.

00:47:46.000 That was one week after that video was posted.

00:47:49.000 Whoa.

00:47:51.000 He settled it.

00:47:53.000 Now, I think Sam Tripoli or somebody posted a list of all the people, and there was like four or five people.

00:47:59.000 Tripoli might have added.

00:48:00.000 Yeah, I mean...

00:48:03.000 One was...

00:48:04.000 Tripoli loves it.

00:48:04.000 Tripoli's in his glory.

00:48:05.000 But look, this is a real... 1.00

00:48:07.000 All this shit that's happening is a real... 0.99

00:48:10.000 It's a good time to be a conspiracy theorist. 1.00

00:48:13.000 Oh, yeah. 0.88

00:48:13.000 Because there's a few of them that aren't ridiculous. 0.88

00:48:16.000 There's some juicy ones right now. 1.00

00:48:18.000 Like, fuck this Jack Ruby shit. 1.00

00:48:19.000 Let that one go. 1.00

00:48:20.000 We don't know, folks.

00:48:21.000 We're never going to know.

00:48:23.000 But I'll tell you what.

00:48:24.000 We got one in front of us right now that rivals that.

00:48:27.000 We've got quite a few of them.

00:48:28.000 And how about the first British astronaut?

00:48:33.000 She's the first woman in space, I think, from Britain, too.

00:48:37.000 I think.

00:48:37.000 I might be wrong about that.

00:48:38.000 But she was talking about aliens, that aliens definitely exist.

00:48:42.000 They're definitely out there.

00:48:46.000 Astronauts.

00:48:47.000 Aliens definitely exist, and they could be living among us on Earth, says Britain's first astronaut.

00:48:53.000 Powerful Britain, first astronauts to chick.

00:48:56.000 All those dudes over there just must have been too polite.

00:48:58.000 Let her get the gig. 1.00

00:49:01.000 Wow.

00:49:01.000 Yeah.

00:49:03.000 Good for her.

00:49:04.000 That's a badass move, to be the first astronaut who's a woman from a country. 1.00

00:49:09.000 Like, that bitch runs shit. 1.00

00:49:11.000 Right? 1.00

00:49:13.000 You gotta be powerful. 0.99

00:49:14.000 Because think about how many British dudes are in, like, Space Force, whatever the fuck they have over there. 0.99

00:49:21.000 What do they have? 0.99

00:49:22.000 They have the SS people? 0.94

00:49:23.000 No, it's not SS. That's the Nazis. 0.82

00:49:26.000 What do they have?

00:49:28.000 MI6? But they have an S-something.

00:49:31.000 What do they have?

00:49:33.000 What's their version of the CIA? Well, now I'm thinking James Bond.

00:49:38.000 That's the MI6, I think.

00:49:40.000 But I think there's a thing.

00:49:41.000 MI5? They have something.

00:49:43.000 Secret Service and SIS? That's what it is.

00:49:46.000 SIS. That's what it is.

00:49:47.000 I'm saying SS. I'm like, no, they're not Nazis.

00:49:49.000 Don't... 1.00

00:49:50.000 Fuck, you're ruining it again. 1.00

00:49:51.000 Well, it's the same thing as MI6. Is it? 1.00

00:49:53.000 Same thing, yeah.

00:49:54.000 Yeah.

00:49:56.000 Like, think about all those people that they must have had in their Air Force.

00:50:00.000 All the men.

00:50:01.000 And then a woman gets to be the first person in space. 1.00

00:50:04.000 That's pretty badass.

00:50:06.000 Or somebody wanted a woman to be the first person in space... 0.98

00:50:12.000 And they made sure.

00:50:13.000 That's possible.

00:50:14.000 I don't know, though.

00:50:16.000 But if it's the former, I like to think positive. 0.99

00:50:19.000 I like to think she kicked everybody's ass. 0.99

00:50:21.000 Became the first woman in space. 1.00

00:50:23.000 That's gotta be a trippy, trippy fucking thing. 0.99

00:50:25.000 First person from a nation to be launched into the gases above our head and to see the blackness. 1.00

00:50:33.000 The blackness of no atmosphere.

00:50:35.000 She was just the first British woman, right?

00:50:37.000 Mm-hmm.

00:50:37.000 I was thinking the first British person.

00:50:39.000 That's what it said, right?

00:50:44.000 I was always more of that challenger chick.

00:50:46.000 Oh, the teacher, man.

00:50:48.000 I remember that.

00:50:49.000 I remember watching that at a girlfriend's house. 0.95

00:50:51.000 Good hair.

00:50:51.000 I went to visit her.

00:50:52.000 She lived in western Massachusetts.

00:50:54.000 Had a drive all the way out there.

00:50:56.000 I think it was a couple hours.

00:50:58.000 And in the morning, I watched it on television after the fact.

00:51:03.000 I wasn't awake when it actually happened.

00:51:05.000 I watched it after I woke up.

00:51:08.000 I remember seeing that thing blow up.

00:51:10.000 Yeah.

00:51:11.000 We watched it with our whole fifth grade class, our whole school when I was in fifth grade.

00:51:17.000 Is that her?

00:51:17.000 Sally Ride.

00:51:18.000 That's the woman? 1.00

00:51:19.000 Yep.

00:51:20.000 But that's not the school teacher.

00:51:22.000 That's not the girl from Challenger, right?

00:51:24.000 She died.

00:51:25.000 She was an astronaut.

00:51:26.000 The girl who was a schoolteacher, there was a woman who they brought on board who was just a schoolteacher, and that was like the big...

00:51:32.000 It's a weird thing, right?

00:51:33.000 It's okay if certain people die, but a schoolteacher dying made it way worse.

00:51:40.000 Yeah, she had more of a perm. 0.91

00:51:42.000 How do you say that?

00:51:43.000 Krista McAuliffe?

00:51:44.000 Yeah.

00:51:45.000 Yeah.

00:51:46.000 When that lady died, everybody was like, oh, man... 0.98

00:51:51.000 But if it was like all astronauts, just like all dudes who wear aviator-smeared sunglasses or hard-ass fucking chiseled faces, we'd feel bad, but we wouldn't feel as bad. 0.98

00:52:02.000 You know what I mean? 0.97

00:52:05.000 Yeah, I felt bad.

00:52:06.000 That was like our first 9-11, I think, when that happened.

00:52:11.000 It was a minor 9-11 in terms of the amount of death, but in terms of the shock that it had on our system.

00:52:17.000 Yeah, because I think we all thought that we were going to space, and that this was like Space 1999 was going to turn out to be right.

00:52:25.000 Because that was, what is that?

00:52:27.000 I graduated in Newton South, class of 85. So that was the year after that.

00:52:32.000 It was 86. Bro.

00:52:39.000 Yeah, we thought we were all going to be in space.

00:52:43.000 We thought that they retired the Apollo program, and they just started doing the shuttles, and really they're just ramping up the infrastructure of space, and eventually we're going to be living on the moon.

00:52:52.000 No problem.

00:52:53.000 I remember when they said they were retiring the Challengers and all the shuttles a couple years ago.

00:52:58.000 I was like, what?

00:52:58.000 No!

00:53:00.000 That was sad.

00:53:03.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:04.000 And then Elon Musk has got some crazy fucking spaceship he's trying to shoot people in the atmosphere with. 0.98

00:53:09.000 He's going to be in charge of Space Force. 0.99

00:53:11.000 That's the guy.

00:53:11.000 He's going to be in charge of everything, man.

00:53:13.000 But it's interesting, you know, he was, people forget, he was a part of something in the Trump administration when it first happened.

00:53:22.000 When Trump first got in office and he left when Trump backed out of the Paris Accord, the climate accord.

00:53:28.000 That was the case, right?

00:53:29.000 Yeah, there's like a group of business people that I think they all left together or something.

00:53:37.000 Yeah.

00:53:37.000 One guy has a lot of power, man.

00:53:40.000 Updated news on another story?

00:53:42.000 Harvey Weinstein indicted on new sex crimes in Los Angeles.

00:53:45.000 He just went on trial today in New York on his other charges.

00:53:48.000 These new charges just dropped in an hour ago.

00:53:50.000 Jesus.

00:53:51.000 What kind of sex crimes?

00:53:57.000 Sexual assault charges.

00:54:00.000 One woman sexually assaulting another.

00:54:01.000 Separate incidents over a two-day period in 2013. They allegedly raped a woman. 0.97

00:54:12.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:54:12.000 Okay, so he still has charges against him. 0.95

00:54:15.000 I thought for some reason all his charges have been...

00:54:16.000 Oh, no, yeah, he's on trial in New York, and this is a separate thing here.

00:54:19.000 You know what they should do with him?

00:54:21.000 They should get him.

00:54:22.000 They said, listen, we're willing to be more lenient on you, but we want to get you in a room just clad in a jumpsuit, and we're going to give you a high dose of MDMA. And we're just going to talk to you,

00:54:38.000 Harvey, about how you feel about people, and why you lash out, and how did this all get started?

00:54:44.000 What's true and what's not true?

00:54:45.000 What did you do to people?

00:54:47.000 And what did people willingly do?

00:54:52.000 And is that the same thing?

00:54:55.000 That's where it gets weird.

00:54:56.000 It's like, sex as a transaction is one of the weirder things about people, is that you can do that.

00:55:05.000 Like, It's almost like everyone's a drug dealer. 0.63

00:55:09.000 Right? 1.00

00:55:09.000 Like, if someone wants to fuck you, the drug is sex. 1.00

00:55:12.000 Like, that feeling of sex. 1.00

00:55:14.000 People love it.

00:55:15.000 They love it.

00:55:16.000 Everybody loves it.

00:55:17.000 So if someone knew that other people love it, and they can get something to let those other people do it, and we go, no, you can't.

00:55:24.000 You can't.

00:55:26.000 Why can't you?

00:55:28.000 But you're doing it anyway just by virtue of your looks, right?

00:55:31.000 If you're just trying to be successful on being good looking in a lot of ways, it's like the entry level of that game.

00:55:41.000 Like, you're doing, you're looking good so that people give you things.

00:55:46.000 You're looking good so that people pay you if you want to be like a professional hot chick or a model or, you know, you're looking good and then people pay you because you're looking good.

00:55:55.000 And we're all like, we have no problem with that.

00:55:57.000 Everyone feels no problem with that.

00:55:59.000 But if you go and do that and then use your body...

00:56:04.000 Say, I like looking good because I can get things, but if I use my body, I get more things, so I've been using my body.

00:56:10.000 Word, you can't use your body.

00:56:12.000 You can't.

00:56:14.000 What is that?

00:56:16.000 We can't.

00:56:18.000 Imagine. 0.99

00:56:20.000 If gold diggers, it was encouraged, and guys liked it too, and they're like a bunch of old dudes that didn't care, and it was all free on the internet, like everybody would give out information, you just, I'll take care of your rent, come over here and suck this Johnson! 1.00

00:56:37.000 If we just made deals, like transactional deals, keep it clean. 0.90

00:56:40.000 That's pretty much what girls do. 1.00

00:56:41.000 But you can't do it legally.

00:56:43.000 My point is like...

00:56:45.000 Well, you can't do webcam stuff.

00:56:46.000 There's so many lazy girls out there that don't want to take a job. 1.00

00:56:49.000 If they can get $2,000 for blowing some old dude, they'd be in on that.

00:56:53.000 In a heartbeat.

00:56:54.000 Nothing wrong with that, though.

00:56:57.000 That's my position.

00:56:58.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:56:59.000 Do you think we'll see that legal soon?

00:57:01.000 That should be something soon. 0.99

00:57:03.000 Nobody wants their daughter to be a whore. 1.00

00:57:04.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:57:08.000 But it's one of those things. 1.00

00:57:09.000 It's a hypocritical even – of course, it should be legal.

00:57:13.000 Everything should be legal. 0.99

00:57:14.000 Of course, you don't want your daughter to be a hooker. 1.00

00:57:16.000 But of course, everything should be legal that doesn't – see, if it's illegal, people are still going to want it.

00:57:23.000 So if they're going to want it, then you're going to get it where it's illegal.

00:57:25.000 And you're going to get criminals, people that can go to jail.

00:57:29.000 They're going to be the ones that are providing these girls with protection. 0.99

00:57:32.000 They're going to be the ones that also dictate how much money the girls make and how much money they take. 1.00

00:57:36.000 And we all know what happens there.

00:57:38.000 I mean, that's Pimp 101. We've all seen pimps up, hoes down, right? 1.00

00:57:45.000 And the other one, American Pimp, was that the other one?

00:57:47.000 That was a great one, too.

00:57:48.000 If it was legal, these girls would be protected.

00:57:53.000 They'd probably have the exact same amount of people that were paying for it.

00:57:56.000 Actually, more would pay for it, for sure.

00:57:58.000 If it became legal, what am I talking about?

00:57:59.000 That spot next to the comedy store used to be a brothel. 1.00

00:58:02.000 Imagine if it still was.

00:58:03.000 What, Katana?

00:58:05.000 Katana was a brothel?

00:58:06.000 They watched that Sunset Strip documentary.

00:58:08.000 No!

00:58:08.000 I think maybe back in the 30s, probably.

00:58:10.000 It was a while ago.

00:58:11.000 That's why it's so beautiful.

00:58:11.000 It's a beautiful place.

00:58:13.000 It smells good.

00:58:13.000 Can you imagine what it was like back then?

00:58:14.000 People just, like Bugsy Siegel, they owned the comedy store.

00:58:18.000 You know?

00:58:19.000 Right?

00:58:20.000 Yeah.

00:58:21.000 That was Bugsy Siegel's place.

00:58:23.000 Can you imagine?

00:58:25.000 People just got whacked back then. 1.00

00:58:27.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:58:28.000 Everyone had a shovel in their trunk. 1.00

00:58:30.000 The old photos of the stars and stuff that would go to that are just insane.

00:58:35.000 Insane.

00:58:36.000 Yeah, and that weird peep thing where you can look down from the green room and see onto the stage.

00:58:41.000 So strange.

00:58:43.000 The fact that Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were looking through there. 1.00

00:58:48.000 Fucking mob, man. 1.00

00:58:50.000 The government is kind of a mob. 1.00

00:58:53.000 I mean, it's an elected mob, but it's kind of a mob, you know?

00:58:58.000 Especially when you see people like Julian Assange, where you're like, wait, wait, wait, what are you doing to him?

00:59:03.000 Why are you doing that to him?

00:59:04.000 What did he do exactly?

00:59:07.000 What happened there?

00:59:08.000 He apparently got hacked.

00:59:10.000 A lot of people said that he put out unredacted names.

00:59:15.000 Apparently what I heard or what I read was that that wasn't the case, that he put out The stuff with redacted names, but someone got a hold of the original copy of it.

00:59:24.000 And they released it.

00:59:26.000 Mexican president calls for Julian Assange's freedom. 0.98

00:59:28.000 Oh shit, it's going down. 1.00

00:59:31.000 Trump wants to talk some shit. 1.00

00:59:34.000 Julian Assange in Mexico with Pamela Anderson on the beach doing YouTube. 1.00

00:59:39.000 I called it.

00:59:42.000 I called it now.

00:59:43.000 Slow-mo run.

00:59:44.000 Dude, together, holding hands, talking about the future.

00:59:48.000 Greta Thornburg adopts them.

00:59:54.000 What?

00:59:55.000 Let them out. 1.00

00:59:56.000 Bring them to fucking Punta Mita, bro. 1.00

00:59:58.000 Puerto Vallarta. 1.00

00:59:59.000 Do you ever travel to Mexico?

01:00:01.000 I love Mexico.

01:00:02.000 What's your favorite part?

01:00:03.000 Puerto Vallarta.

01:00:04.000 Yeah.

01:00:05.000 I love it there.

01:00:06.000 You know what else is dope is Chichen Itza.

01:00:09.000 That's the Mayan ruins in the Yucatan. 1.00

01:00:12.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

01:00:14.000 That was one where I was walking around and going, what? 1.00

01:00:19.000 Who?

01:00:20.000 How?

01:00:21.000 What were you guys like?

01:00:23.000 You guys built giant, huge stone structures that mimic the cosmos.

01:00:30.000 You had specific rooms that were designed for LSD use.

01:00:34.000 At least according to my guide, he was saying that they had some plant that had lysergic acid in it.

01:00:43.000 There's a bunch of different plants.

01:00:47.000 What do they get them from?

01:00:48.000 Morning Glory Seeds.

01:00:49.000 Morning Glory Seeds, apparently, you can get acid from.

01:00:52.000 And they would take whatever this...

01:00:54.000 They don't know exactly what the substance was. 0.94

01:00:56.000 They would trip balls.

01:00:58.000 But he showed me all these different places where they did, like, human sacrifice, where they had this game. 0.80

01:01:05.000 And the game...

01:01:07.000 What was really crazy was he was...

01:01:09.000 That's the human sacrifice spot. 1.00

01:01:11.000 They would put people right on that spot and cut their fucking heart out. 1.00

01:01:13.000 Hollow. 1.00

01:01:16.000 And look at the dude. 1.00

01:01:17.000 The dude's face that you would kill someone on. 0.97

01:01:19.000 Like, it's so creepy. 1.00

01:01:21.000 Imagine they're pulling you over there and laying you down on that fucking thing to cut your heart out. 1.00

01:01:26.000 Fuck no. 1.00

01:01:27.000 That was a weird thing that people used to like to do. 1.00

01:01:30.000 Human sacrifice.

01:01:31.000 You know, like, do you know about the Mexican pyramid?

01:01:35.000 The Aztec pyramid of, I think you say Teotacan?

01:01:39.000 Do you know how to say that?

01:01:41.000 Teotacan?

01:01:43.000 Teotihuacan?

01:01:43.000 See if we can get an audio so we can listen to how you're pronouncing that word.

01:01:47.000 But that temple, when they built it, afterwards they slaughtered all of the slaves.

01:01:54.000 How do you say that?

01:01:54.000 Here we go.

01:01:55.000 Talk to a professor.

01:01:56.000 How do you pronounce?

01:01:57.000 Here we go.

01:01:59.000 Give me it.

01:02:01.000 Teotihuacan. 1.00

01:02:02.000 Damn, what a dope language. 1.00

01:02:04.000 What a dope language. 1.00

01:02:08.000 Teotihuacan.

01:02:09.000 People just like, when they believed in magic, they had cooler ways of describing things.

01:02:15.000 Teotihuacan.

01:02:18.000 I mean, how are you like, stop and look at that word.

01:02:21.000 How are you living 10,000 years ago, barely scraping by, and you have the time to come up with that many words, like that many sounds for one word.

01:02:32.000 Teotihuacan.

01:02:35.000 You know, what's your name?

01:02:36.000 Jamie Vernon.

01:02:36.000 Super simple.

01:02:37.000 Comes off the tongue.

01:02:39.000 Zero problems.

01:02:40.000 Same amount of sounds.

01:02:42.000 Where do you live?

01:02:44.000 Ohio.

01:02:45.000 Teotihuacan.

01:02:47.000 Why is it so big?

01:02:51.000 It's actually the same amount of letters, too.

01:02:53.000 Yeah.

01:02:54.000 Eleven letters.

01:02:55.000 As what?

01:02:56.000 As my name.

01:02:58.000 Yeah, all together.

01:02:59.000 Same amount of syllables.

01:03:00.000 But I need a space.

01:03:01.000 Alright.

01:03:02.000 I need a space.

01:03:03.000 Whenever they get, words are too long, right?

01:03:05.000 It's like run-on sentences.

01:03:07.000 Hey, I need you to pause.

01:03:08.000 It's probably three words.

01:03:10.000 It should be.

01:03:11.000 Make it three words and I'll remember it.

01:03:13.000 It probably was.

01:03:14.000 Somebody put it together.

01:03:15.000 Doesn't that seem simple?

01:03:17.000 Make it three words and I'll remember it. 1.00

01:03:19.000 Make it one big-ass stupid word with a bunch of weird silent letters. 1.00

01:03:23.000 I don't know what the fuck you're doing here. 1.00

01:03:26.000 Teotihuacan? 1.00

01:03:27.000 Okay.

01:03:29.000 You know, there's a bunch of them words.

01:03:31.000 You know, Ioannion Jacek?

01:03:34.000 Tony Hinchcliffe's favorite fighter, former UFC strawweight champion, beast of a woman. 0.99

01:03:40.000 Her name, try pronouncing that shit, there's a J and then a Z. And it starts, when you say it, it starts with a ya. 0.99

01:03:48.000 Yeah, you say like her last name, it sounds like there's an N. There's no N in there.

01:03:52.000 Yeah, where is it?

01:03:54.000 How do you spell it?

01:03:55.000 I could not spell it if you put a gun to my head.

01:03:57.000 J-E-D-R-Z-E-J-C-Z-Y-K. What is that? 1.00

01:04:04.000 It's a lot.

01:04:05.000 And the way you say it is Jundjecek. 0.91

01:04:07.000 I hope I'm not fucking that up.

01:04:09.000 I'm doing my best.

01:04:10.000 I don't know the actual letter of that second E. That's a...

01:04:13.000 Johanna Yunjacek.

01:04:14.000 Just change it. 1.00

01:04:16.000 Oh, an E with a dick. 1.00

01:04:17.000 That's a trans E. Look at that E. It's got a little hanger. 1.00

01:04:21.000 A little hanger.

01:04:22.000 How come they don't have the hanger in the large font?

01:04:24.000 Probably too... 0.99

01:04:25.000 Somebody fucked up. 0.98

01:04:26.000 Formatting. 0.97

01:04:26.000 Editor slipped up over at Wikipedia. 0.97

01:04:29.000 Wow.

01:04:30.000 So what do you think that trans E means?

01:04:34.000 I'll Google it.

01:04:35.000 Is it a J? It doesn't seem anything like Yon Jacek. 0.88

01:04:41.000 That's weird when other countries use the same letters as we do, but they don't agree on the sound.

01:04:47.000 It's like, oh, well, we're just in crazy town now.

01:04:51.000 It's a nasal E. E with a little tail.

01:04:56.000 E with a little tail.

01:05:02.000 An E with a little tail.

01:05:04.000 Huh. 1.00

01:05:05.000 Nasal E. Too complicated, you fucks. 1.00

01:05:07.000 It's like that chick from My Cousin Vinny. 0.99

01:05:09.000 What's her name?

01:05:10.000 Marissa Tomei.

01:05:12.000 Marissa Tomei.

01:05:18.000 So, there was one other thing that we wanted to talk about when we first started.

01:05:24.000 One of them was Jeffrey Epstein.

01:05:25.000 Do you remember what the other one was?

01:05:29.000 You were going to show me the Jeffrey Epstein, so I'm such a child.

01:05:32.000 There's the Gervais thing and then George Lopez's comment.

01:05:35.000 Oh, that's it.

01:05:35.000 That's it.

01:05:36.000 And then there's a bounty on Trump's head?

01:05:39.000 I guess.

01:05:39.000 I don't know how anyone heard it or where they listed it, but I read it on Twitter, and then people were making jokes about it.

01:05:45.000 How much is the bounty?

01:05:46.000 80 million from somewhere in Iran, or I don't know.

01:05:50.000 If you go to BetDSI, you can...

01:05:52.000 Dude, imagine if they nuked Trump.

01:05:57.000 Where does the world stand if they only drop one nuke and it's on the White House?

01:06:02.000 Small one.

01:06:03.000 Little baby nuke.

01:06:04.000 Just levels the entire building and everything near it.

01:06:07.000 Well, Iran dropped out of the nuclear accord, so they're going to start enriching uranium again.

01:06:14.000 Trump, though, tweeted, Iran does not have any nuclear weapons!

01:06:18.000 Right, but they can get them.

01:06:22.000 This is so crazy.

01:06:24.000 This seems like...

01:06:27.000 For the first time in a long time, I'm thinking we could go to war with a country. 0.92

01:06:32.000 This seems crazy.

01:06:35.000 The internet jumped into World War III memes immediately.

01:06:40.000 24 hours of straight jokes.

01:06:43.000 What do you think happens?

01:06:49.000 I don't know.

01:06:50.000 I don't even know what's happening right now.

01:06:51.000 Stuff could be happening right now.

01:06:53.000 What did the guy do?

01:06:55.000 Because Dan Crenshaw was saying that he organized the attack on the embassy, and that he was organizing other attacks on U.S. sites.

01:07:02.000 He was a bad guy, I suppose.

01:07:04.000 There is some stuff saying he is a bad guy.

01:07:08.000 It's just how Trump did it is the problem.

01:07:12.000 He did help fight ISIS a lot, also.

01:07:18.000 He was a really bad guy, but there was points.

01:07:21.000 The biggest problem is that Trump just went out and pretty much assassinated him instead of dealing with it like an adult.

01:07:27.000 Do you imagine when they went through all those other really finely detailed points?

01:07:31.000 This is a strategy we can employ, or we can just take him out with a missile.

01:07:35.000 I read he was trolling Trump, too.

01:07:37.000 Like, trolling him on Twitter.

01:07:38.000 I don't know if that was true.

01:07:39.000 That Iranian guy was? 0.98

01:07:41.000 Oh my god. 0.94

01:07:43.000 Could you imagine if that guy was trolling Trump and Trump killed him? 0.94

01:07:46.000 Yeah. 0.75

01:07:47.000 Oh, my God.

01:07:48.000 He was talking about his hands or something.

01:07:50.000 Oh, my God.

01:07:51.000 Imagine. 1.00

01:07:52.000 Imagine you're talking about his orange skin, his fake hair, his fucking baby hands. 1.00

01:07:56.000 He's like, oh, yeah, fucking baby hands. 1.00

01:08:01.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:08:01.000 He got into a meme battle with Trump. 1.00

01:08:04.000 No.

01:08:04.000 I might have Googled it too quick.

01:08:05.000 It could be a fake site.

01:08:06.000 I don't think it is.

01:08:07.000 The Daily Dot?

01:08:07.000 Is that a fake site?

01:08:11.000 Maybe it was too quick.

01:08:12.000 I don't know.

01:08:14.000 The Daily Dot?

01:08:15.000 Is that a real website?

01:08:17.000 I'm trying to confirm.

01:08:19.000 Okay.

01:08:19.000 Does other things look real?

01:08:21.000 Keep us posted.

01:08:22.000 Okay.

01:08:22.000 I don't want to comment just yet, because I have a feeling I have a lot to say about this.

01:08:26.000 I want to see what the memes are.

01:08:29.000 It's so crazy, man. 1.00

01:08:31.000 It's so crazy that this fucking situation that we find ourselves in, where none of us who are listening to this had anything to do with any of this shit that might kill a million people. 1.00

01:08:41.000 None of us! 1.00

01:08:42.000 None of us!

01:08:43.000 And then our leaders. 0.99

01:08:45.000 We've been so roped in this fucking Game of Thrones mentality that our leaders are going to make these critical decisions for us and they're going to be in charge of what kind of diplomacy we employ on other nations. 0.99

01:08:57.000 They're going to represent us in the most personal way possible. 0.99

01:09:01.000 The way he does it.

01:09:02.000 The way Trump does it, that's personal.

01:09:03.000 That's how he is.

01:09:05.000 So he's standing for us, but he's standing up for himself as a person.

01:09:09.000 There's part of that too, right? 0.99

01:09:10.000 Like, he doesn't want to be fucked with. 0.99

01:09:12.000 He wants you to know. 1.00

01:09:13.000 The United States is not going to be fucked with me in charge. 0.99

01:09:15.000 They're like, yeah! 0.99

01:09:16.000 So it's like him.

01:09:17.000 He's the one out there.

01:09:18.000 And he's the one that go, you can just nuke the guy. 1.00

01:09:21.000 He's like, well, fuck, I'll just nuke him. 1.00

01:09:24.000 Commander of the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps Force Major General... 1.00

01:09:31.000 How do you say his name?

01:09:32.000 Qasim Soleimani?

01:09:34.000 Qasim?

01:09:35.000 Qasim?

01:09:35.000 I don't know how it's the first name.

01:09:36.000 Soleimani, I think.

01:09:37.000 Soleimani responded to U.S. President Donald Trump's announcement of sanctions are coming with a Game of Thrones-inspired meme of his own.

01:09:44.000 Oh, my gosh.

01:09:45.000 And it says, I will stand against you.

01:09:48.000 And it has the Game of Thrones, like, O and U. So he put that up, and then Trump...

01:09:55.000 Yeah, this is a couple months ago, but...

01:09:56.000 But he remembers.

01:09:57.000 This is November 2018. Actually, it was a year ago.

01:10:00.000 Bro, he's got that speed memory. 1.00

01:10:01.000 Trump can remember shit. 1.00

01:10:03.000 This motherfucker owes me since the 70s. 1.00

01:10:06.000 That's crazy. 1.00

01:10:07.000 That is crazy. 1.00

01:10:08.000 A guy memes you, and then you murder him. 0.98

01:10:11.000 Woo! 0.99

01:10:13.000 Jesus Christ.

01:10:15.000 Baked Alaska better hide. 0.96

01:10:17.000 It was a Game of Thrones thing.

01:10:19.000 So crazy!

01:10:21.000 It's so crazy that these worlds have collided.

01:10:26.000 And then, what do you think?

01:10:27.000 Putin is probably laughing his ass off right now.

01:10:31.000 He's probably got his feet up on the chair, smoking a cigar, just laughing and laughing, watching this chaos play out, and then for sure he's gonna help Iran. 0.96

01:10:41.000 For sure!

01:10:44.000 Anything to destabilize is his number one competitor.

01:10:47.000 That's what China's going to do, too. 1.00

01:10:48.000 This is so dumb. 1.00

01:10:51.000 It's also scary. 1.00

01:10:52.000 But it's also one of those things where we don't know what the fuck is going on, so it could have been the right move. 0.97

01:10:58.000 We don't know. 0.98

01:10:59.000 I mean, it might have been the thing you have to do to avoid more deaths.

01:11:03.000 China, Russia, and Iran hold joint naval drills in the Gulf of Oman.

01:11:08.000 Oh, terrific.

01:11:09.000 That's great.

01:11:10.000 China, Russia, and Iran together. 0.99

01:11:13.000 We're getting to some World War III shit here. 0.99

01:11:15.000 That's World War III. That is like when Italy was joined in Germany. 0.98

01:11:20.000 I mean, that's what that is.

01:11:22.000 We should probably get away from the coast.

01:11:24.000 Bro.

01:11:25.000 Imagine. 1.00

01:11:26.000 Imagine if this fucking guy gets us into World War III by deciding to do that and then have all these crazy threats. 1.00

01:11:34.000 See, the rest of the world is not one of the things... 1.00

01:11:39.000 If you think you're the baddest motherfucker and you represent the baddest country, you gotta kind of almost be like a real baddest motherfucker. 0.99

01:11:48.000 Like a guy like Stipe Miocic, like a UFC heavyweight champ. 1.00

01:11:52.000 They don't go around saying they're gonna kick everybody's ass. 0.99

01:11:54.000 Because everybody already knows it. 0.99

01:11:56.000 And if you start saying that you're going to be able to do whatever you want and maybe even do it in a disproportionate manner, all the other countries are like, why do you have any power?

01:12:08.000 Like, who are you, man? 0.99

01:12:10.000 And they say, like, we're really powerful when we all get together, bitch. 1.00

01:12:12.000 You're pretending you're more powerful than everybody? 0.99

01:12:15.000 That's a weird thing to do.

01:12:17.000 It's a weird chest-puffing strategy to take on a country that has allies. 0.99

01:12:21.000 That's where it gets fucked up. 0.99

01:12:22.000 It's not just Iran. 1.00

01:12:24.000 Iran.

01:12:25.000 It's all Iran's allies. 0.96

01:12:27.000 They all get together.

01:12:28.000 Now you have a giant force of people and nuclear weapons.

01:12:32.000 Congratulations.

01:12:33.000 Did you guys play chess or did you play checkers growing up? 1.00

01:12:36.000 How the fuck are you just a tic-tac-toe ace and you didn't see this coming? 0.93

01:12:41.000 This is why it's really important to have, you know, people have to be able to talk. 0.99

01:12:47.000 They'll be able to have dialogue.

01:12:50.000 Did you see this tweet that he said before?

01:12:52.000 Yes.

01:12:52.000 Targeted 52 Iranian sites representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago.

01:12:57.000 Bro, that was during the Carter administration.

01:13:00.000 I think we can let that go. 1.00

01:13:01.000 It's not the same fucking people. 1.00

01:13:03.000 Those people are all dead. 1.00

01:13:05.000 That's crazy.

01:13:06.000 So this is more team mentality.

01:13:08.000 But that'll get the yokels. 1.00

01:13:10.000 All the fucking, yeah! 0.99

01:13:11.000 All the dudes just jump off the tractor jacking off into the fields and they hear that. 1.00

01:13:14.000 Yeah! 0.99

01:13:16.000 Fucking get him, Trump! 1.00

01:13:17.000 Woo! 1.00

01:13:18.000 Woo! 1.00

01:13:20.000 This shit could get hot. 1.00

01:13:21.000 It could get hot and it could get real. 1.00

01:13:24.000 And if he really has the ability to do that, what other calls does he have the ability to do?

01:13:29.000 Is there ever going to be another moment like that where Iran boxes in a ship and then he sends in a fighter jet? 0.90

01:13:37.000 I mean, is this going to really fucking happen? 0.73

01:13:40.000 Because then none of us can go anywhere. 0.96

01:13:43.000 We have to hide.

01:13:44.000 And we've got to get out of L.A. because they're definitely going to nuke that.

01:13:47.000 Like this is because imagine the movie if it all played out like that and like a Stephen King movie made a thing about a game show host that eventually becomes the president of the United States and starts a war while he's on speed.

01:14:03.000 I do that every day when I'm really high.

01:14:06.000 Well now I'm getting there.

01:14:07.000 I was not getting there before. 0.99

01:14:10.000 This was enough to make me go holy shit. 0.99

01:14:14.000 Like, is there a better way to handle that than blasting that guy with a robot from the sky? 0.99

01:14:19.000 Like, where did we start?

01:14:22.000 I don't know, man.

01:14:25.000 I don't want to know.

01:14:28.000 Right?

01:14:29.000 You don't want to know that all over the world, these little pieces are in motion.

01:14:32.000 They're trying to protect us from terrorists, trying to make sure that they stop ISIS, and this sect is growing here, and these people are getting shot there, and what about the cartels, and they're getting up this much...

01:14:42.000 If you would be paralyzed by fear. 0.97

01:14:44.000 If you took in all the information on all the fucking danger all over the world, you'd be paralyzed by fear. 0.99

01:14:50.000 When I was in Vegas while this was happening this weekend, if you didn't look at your phone, you wouldn't have known any of this was going on. 0.99

01:14:57.000 I didn't hear anybody talking about it.

01:14:59.000 Yeah, I didn't either.

01:15:01.000 That was the good thing about being off social media, and this was my point in the first place.

01:15:04.000 By the time things get to me, it's already been sort of distributed better.

01:15:11.000 I'll have to jump on right away, and it becomes the focus of my day long before we know anything.

01:15:16.000 I keep refreshing CNN every five minutes.

01:15:21.000 I'm scared.

01:15:22.000 Like, legitimately. 0.99

01:15:23.000 This is like the first time in a long time, since like 9-11, where I'm legitimately like, oh, this is some real shit. 0.98

01:15:31.000 This could be really bad. 0.98

01:15:33.000 Because if he says he's going to do something in a disproportionate manner, he's threatening them.

01:15:38.000 He's calling their bluff.

01:15:40.000 Bro, this is so dangerous.

01:15:43.000 So dangerous.

01:15:44.000 Because all they have to do is just nuke Hawaii. 1.00

01:15:47.000 Do something like that, where the rest of the world would be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, what are we going to do? 0.81

01:15:51.000 We're going to kill each other, everywhere, everyone?

01:15:54.000 Because that's what could happen.

01:15:56.000 This, like, mutually assured destruction was always supposed to be the big impediment.

01:16:01.000 That mutually assured destruction. 0.98

01:16:03.000 We knew that if we shot them, they'd shoot us, we'd all be dead. 0.93

01:16:06.000 That that's what kept us from using bombs. 1.00

01:16:08.000 But who the fuck knows, man? 0.99

01:16:10.000 What if Iran just says, listen, if we just sneak a bomb in... 0.99

01:16:15.000 By the time it's detonated, they won't even have a chance to respond. 0.97

01:16:19.000 The whole system will be fucked, their grid will be down, all their entertainment will be down, everything will be down, and then the rest of the world can figure out a way to unite together and take over the power that the United States once enjoyed. 0.91

01:16:36.000 They were abusing that power. 0.97

01:16:38.000 They were the number one superpower in the world, and they let their guy take diet pills and threaten everybody on Twitter.

01:16:47.000 I don't know if he takes diet pills.

01:16:48.000 He had them in his dresser, but I don't even know if those are his.

01:16:52.000 I just want to say, maybe it's just strong coffee.

01:16:56.000 Maybe it's some of these Jocko energy drinks.

01:16:58.000 What are they?

01:16:58.000 I don't know.

01:16:59.000 Jocko just dropped them off.

01:17:01.000 Dakota Meyers sent them.

01:17:02.000 He's a part of the company, I guess.

01:17:03.000 Jocko has an energy drink.

01:17:05.000 Want some?

01:17:06.000 Sure.

01:17:06.000 Want to get really mad?

01:17:07.000 And right now, this is a good time for these, right?

01:17:10.000 Because we're talking about America!

01:17:12.000 Jocko's probably one of the most American men that's ever lived.

01:17:16.000 That's right.

01:17:16.000 Last movie used, both Blackface and Retard.

01:17:19.000 Five calories.

01:17:20.000 The last.

01:17:21.000 It'll never be a major movie again like Tropical Thunder.

01:17:25.000 Right?

01:17:28.000 Never.

01:17:29.000 Impossible.

01:17:30.000 No?

01:17:31.000 No.

01:17:31.000 Impossible.

01:17:32.000 That's funny when you were saying earlier that if they cut out OJ. Can you imagine if they just cut out OJ and put all the OJ pieces together and made one OJ? Damn, this is good. 0.93

01:17:42.000 This shit's good. 1.00

01:17:43.000 No artificial colors, sweeteners, or flavors. 1.00

01:17:46.000 Sugar-free.

01:17:47.000 Keto. 1.00

01:17:48.000 That's right, bitches. 1.00

01:17:50.000 So I've been on a carnivore diet. 1.00

01:17:51.000 I'll tell you about that.

01:17:52.000 Yeah, that's like a healthier keto, right?

01:17:54.000 Or a better way to do it?

01:17:55.000 I don't know.

01:17:56.000 It's just all meat.

01:17:57.000 Just everything's meat.

01:17:58.000 I'm not eating any grains.

01:18:01.000 And I'm not eating any carbs.

01:18:03.000 Nothing else.

01:18:04.000 I mean, I had like an olive the other day.

01:18:05.000 I had a Bloody Mary. 1.00

01:18:06.000 I said, fuck it, I'll have an olive. 1.00

01:18:08.000 So it's not the most strict. 1.00

01:18:10.000 Occasionally I'll deviate.

01:18:12.000 I'm going to allow myself two glasses of wine. 0.99

01:18:15.000 And most of the rest of the shit, I'm just drinking either water or these kill cliffs, these CBD kill cliffs. 1.00

01:18:21.000 These things are the shit. 1.00

01:18:22.000 Carnivore, it's like keto, but you're allowed to have fruit or something like that? 1.00

01:18:25.000 You're just eating meat.

01:18:26.000 Like, mostly meat.

01:18:27.000 And because I eat a lot of wild game, I have to substitute it.

01:18:30.000 So I have to supplement it with fat.

01:18:32.000 I'm adding other fats to it.

01:18:35.000 Wild game.

01:18:35.000 It does not have much fat.

01:18:37.000 When I read about the people that did this, there was a guy that was with the Inuit.

01:18:44.000 He was an explorer.

01:18:48.000 In the Arctic, and he was talking about how he lived like that for six months, and that it was one of, I saw the video somewhere online, but it was old black and white footage, and that the key was getting a lot of fat.

01:18:59.000 They were just drinking water and eating meat, and they were fine as long as they got a lot of fat.

01:19:04.000 They would eat like whale blubber and polar bear blubber, and they would eat all this blubber to sort of supplement their fat intake, but he said he was very healthy eating like that.

01:19:16.000 I'm just doing it as an experiment.

01:19:17.000 Did you find the guy?

01:19:19.000 Oh, look at that.

01:19:20.000 Probably.

01:19:21.000 I would imagine this is probably it.

01:19:22.000 Truth about the Inuit diet. 1.00

01:19:24.000 Maybe not.

01:19:25.000 They didn't eat any vegetables, man.

01:19:27.000 I thought this was all black and white.

01:19:28.000 It's not...

01:19:30.000 Oh, it's a long one, too.

01:19:32.000 But yeah, those people didn't eat any vegetables.

01:19:34.000 I'm just curious.

01:19:35.000 I'm just giving it a shot.

01:19:36.000 They call it World Carnivore Month.

01:19:38.000 So I said, okay, let me see what...

01:19:39.000 Jordan Peterson is the main reason I want to try it, because I really respect his thought process.

01:19:47.000 And I really respect his mind.

01:19:48.000 And when he starts talking about all the different medical benefits that he had from trying it, that he had autoimmune diseases that went away, and I'm like, hmm, what is this?

01:19:58.000 And I know a bunch of people personally that have tried it too.

01:20:01.000 Is this the gentleman?

01:20:01.000 I think so, yeah.

01:20:02.000 Yep, that's him.

01:20:04.000 Yeah.

01:20:04.000 The Homer.

01:20:05.000 Yeah, so he lived up with the Antarctic.

01:20:07.000 What's interesting is he said that they didn't eat the organ meat.

01:20:10.000 They gave the organ meat to the dogs.

01:20:12.000 I thought that was really weird because that's definitely been proven to be the...

01:20:17.000 Yeah, that's the guy right there.

01:20:18.000 Give me some volume on this dude.

01:20:20.000 Can we do that?

01:20:21.000 Or will they get us in trouble?

01:20:22.000 I don't know.

01:20:23.000 This is very old.

01:20:24.000 I don't know if this is in the open...

01:20:29.000 Anyway, I'll just encapsulate what he said.

01:20:31.000 He just basically said that as long as they had...

01:20:34.000 Yeah, that's the guy.

01:20:34.000 As long as they had plenty of fat.

01:20:38.000 I'm just seeing what it feels like.

01:20:40.000 It's weird.

01:20:41.000 I'll tell you one thing. 0.99

01:20:42.000 I do not trust my butthole at all. 0.99

01:20:45.000 When I feel a fart coming on, I'm like, oh, this could be a disaster. 1.00

01:20:48.000 I've had rocketing diarrhea.

01:20:52.000 From meat?

01:20:53.000 From all meat, yeah.

01:20:54.000 This is what Dr. Sean Baker, who's like one of the head carnivore proponents, it's like his whole life.

01:21:02.000 It revolves around eating steak and deadlifting.

01:21:05.000 It's kind of hilarious.

01:21:06.000 And getting people to eat meat and try this carnivore diet and some of them had some pretty radical health benefits.

01:21:13.000 And I'm so curious about that because I know that sometimes people convince themselves that something is better for them.

01:21:20.000 And that something's working better and they feel better.

01:21:23.000 And then there's a sort of a placebo effect that can happen when you join a community of people that's also saying the same thing.

01:21:29.000 Like, we're all getting better.

01:21:30.000 We're all feeling better.

01:21:31.000 So I was real hesitant when I first went into it.

01:21:34.000 I was like, okay, I need to know that there's something to this.

01:21:38.000 Or is this a nonsense way to eat?

01:21:40.000 Because most of my thought process was, this is kind of a nonsense way to eat.

01:21:44.000 You should eat some fiber.

01:21:45.000 This clearly benefits eating some vegetables.

01:21:48.000 But what's interesting is the level of energy, your energy level.

01:21:54.000 It's like right here.

01:21:55.000 Stays.

01:21:56.000 It doesn't go anywhere.

01:21:58.000 It doesn't go anywhere.

01:21:59.000 I mean, at the end of the day, I'm kind of tired and then I go to sleep.

01:22:02.000 That's weird, man.

01:22:03.000 Because how much of your energy levels during the day is based on your body regulating sugar and insulin?

01:22:10.000 How much of it, how much of your energy level is based on that?

01:22:13.000 It might be a lot.

01:22:16.000 Because this is the unquestionable difference of this diet.

01:22:21.000 Unquestionable difference is that my energy level basically has a flat line.

01:22:27.000 There's no roller coaster anymore.

01:22:30.000 And I had less of a roller coaster because I'm pretty healthy and I'm pretty strict with what I eat, but not like this.

01:22:38.000 This is like this. 0.97

01:22:40.000 So for the last nine days or so, whatever the fuck it's been, I've had like an olive. 0.98

01:22:49.000 I had... 0.98

01:22:50.000 Does your body go into ketosis at all?

01:22:53.000 I must.

01:22:53.000 I'm not even checking.

01:22:55.000 It must.

01:22:55.000 It must be in ketosis.

01:22:56.000 I mean, I'm eating a lot of fat.

01:23:00.000 I'm eating bacon with all these wild game dishes, everything I eat bacon with, because I need fat.

01:23:07.000 And then I'm cooking everything in beef tallow.

01:23:09.000 Wow.

01:23:11.000 And then I'm getting fatty meat, too.

01:23:13.000 No butter or anything?

01:23:14.000 I'm using butter.

01:23:15.000 Yeah, you can drink milk.

01:23:16.000 The idea is if you were a carnivore, you would take everything out of the body.

01:23:20.000 The milk, the fat, everything.

01:23:23.000 Look, man, it's weird.

01:23:26.000 I see why people would be opposed to it morally and ethically, because it would require people to consume a lot more animals, because if everybody was eating meat all the time, the consumption, the need would go up, and it'd be even more slaughter.

01:23:38.000 I get it.

01:23:39.000 It seems like you're going to get really bored quick.

01:23:42.000 That's very likely.

01:23:44.000 That's very likely that I get really bored quick.

01:23:46.000 But...

01:23:47.000 It's curious.

01:23:49.000 Because if I think, and I don't necessarily think this, I'm just saying, if I think this is the best way for me to eat, I'm not saying that.

01:23:57.000 I'm trying it.

01:23:58.000 And I'm basically trying it based on Mark Bell and Chris Bell and even more Jordan because I've talked in depth with Jordan about it.

01:24:08.000 Jordan Peterson is a brilliant guy.

01:24:10.000 And when he was describing his experiences with this diet, I was like, how many people have done this?

01:24:16.000 How many modern, super intelligent, well-read Articulate people like Jordan Peterson have done this diet.

01:24:22.000 I bet it's a really, really small amount.

01:24:24.000 Because socially it's unappealing to even say you're going to do.

01:24:27.000 It's sort of a taboo, you're going to only eat meat?

01:24:30.000 Oh, you're going to eat all the meat?

01:24:32.000 You're not even going to eat any vegetables?

01:24:34.000 What are you, a baby?

01:24:35.000 Vegetables are good for you.

01:24:36.000 Right?

01:24:37.000 That's what everybody immediately thinks.

01:24:39.000 I don't know if that's true though.

01:24:42.000 One of the things that Sean Baker said is that they're doing tests at Harvard with people who are on this diet for six months or more.

01:24:52.000 I don't know.

01:24:52.000 I'm interested.

01:24:53.000 So I did some blood work today, and I'll make that blood work public.

01:24:58.000 That's cool.

01:24:59.000 Yeah.

01:25:00.000 I mean, especially if there's anything wacky with it.

01:25:03.000 But then I'm going to do it again at the end of the month, and I'll compare.

01:25:07.000 Wow.

01:25:07.000 That's going to be a long month, I think.

01:25:09.000 I don't know.

01:25:09.000 Because I know with keto, I got so bored.

01:25:12.000 Bro, my kids are bored.

01:25:14.000 We're not eating steak again!

01:25:16.000 You don't have to eat steak.

01:25:17.000 I have to eat steak.

01:25:18.000 You can eat whatever you want.

01:25:19.000 We'll figure this out.

01:25:20.000 We'll work it out.

01:25:21.000 How many ounces of meat a day do you know?

01:25:23.000 Like what you're up to?

01:25:24.000 Well, the good thing is I have a lot of elk.

01:25:28.000 That's good.

01:25:29.000 But I'm running through it. 0.99

01:25:31.000 You know, I'm eating some big ass chunks of meat. 0.91

01:25:34.000 Is there something that you go to a lot, like chicken wings or something like that, just because it's easy? 0.96

01:25:38.000 No.

01:25:40.000 Eggs.

01:25:41.000 You can eat eggs.

01:25:42.000 Eggs are easy.

01:25:43.000 Eggs are really easy to digest, too.

01:25:44.000 Eggs just kind of go down.

01:25:46.000 Eggs are great.

01:25:48.000 You know, I wish that coyotes weren't real. 1.00

01:25:50.000 Those fucks. 1.00

01:25:52.000 You know, that's one of the things that James Wilkes from the Game Changers told me, where they were doing those regenerative farms, where they have these free-ranging chickens, and this is how we're going to get our eggs. 0.99

01:26:02.000 He told me they were losing, like, thousands and thousands of chickens to eagles.

01:26:08.000 Okay.

01:26:10.000 He said it was so many.

01:26:12.000 I forget.

01:26:12.000 I wish I could remember what the number was.

01:26:15.000 I'll ask him.

01:26:17.000 But some insane amount of death was caused by the Eagles realizing they could just get a chicken every day.

01:26:25.000 Just swoop in and get a chicken.

01:26:26.000 They're so easy.

01:26:27.000 They couldn't even fly.

01:26:28.000 And they're all in this one penned-in area.

01:26:31.000 That'd be a great video.

01:26:32.000 I want to see that.

01:26:33.000 There's got to be a video of that.

01:26:35.000 Jamie?

01:26:35.000 I'm looking right now.

01:26:36.000 Thank you.

01:26:36.000 Of course you are.

01:26:38.000 Do you subscribe to that Instagram, Nature is Metal?

01:26:41.000 Oh yeah!

01:26:42.000 Oh my god!

01:26:43.000 Oh yeah, we promoted that on here. 1.00

01:26:44.000 That shit's scary. 1.00

01:26:45.000 Like the wolf with the dogs? 1.00

01:26:46.000 Dude, I try to tell everybody about that.

01:26:48.000 Yeah, when the wolves kill the dogs.

01:26:49.000 That was so sad.

01:26:50.000 Nature is Metal is one of the best accounts on the internet.

01:26:53.000 All you can eat buffet.

01:26:54.000 Bald eagles prey on farmer's chickens. 1.00

01:27:01.000 Apparently, when eagles find out where your chickens are, you're fucked, man. 1.00

01:27:04.000 Because coyotes, at least you can put up a fence, you can have dogs. 1.00

01:27:07.000 2.2 million!

01:27:09.000 Oh my god.

01:27:10.000 Farmer wins case.

01:27:11.000 Scroll up back.

01:27:12.000 Case against, after losing 2.2 million dollars worth of chickens to bald eagles.

01:27:20.000 2.2 million dollars in chickens!

01:27:23.000 That's 160,000 chickens.

01:27:24.000 160,000 chickens to eagles.

01:27:27.000 Bro, how crazy is that? 1.00

01:27:29.000 And eagles, eagles know you can't fuck with them. 1.00

01:27:32.000 That's the difference. 1.00

01:27:33.000 If a coyote eats your chicken, you could shoot him in the dick. 1.00

01:27:36.000 Nobody cares. 1.00

01:27:37.000 Everybody wants you to shoot coyotes.

01:27:39.000 They'll go after your kids. 0.99

01:27:40.000 They'll kill your cat. 0.99

01:27:41.000 But eagles? 0.96

01:27:42.000 That's America, bro.

01:27:43.000 You can't shoot an eagle. 1.00

01:27:44.000 Fuck your chickens. 1.00

01:27:45.000 Well, maybe that's why. 1.00

01:27:46.000 Maybe...

01:27:47.000 I'm trying to figure out why he won a lawsuit, but maybe it's because he couldn't protect them.

01:27:52.000 That's a complete guess, though.

01:27:54.000 I'm trying to figure out what I'm saying. 0.82

01:27:55.000 He's allowed to kill bald eagles.

01:27:57.000 Yeah, because it protected bald eagles, so he couldn't do anything about that, I guess.

01:28:00.000 Now, are bald eagles protected because they're very rare, or is it because they're very rare and they're a United States bird?

01:28:11.000 There's one thought at one point in time of making a puppy the United States bird.

01:28:17.000 Or the United States animal.

01:28:19.000 It was a pit bull, I think.

01:28:21.000 Not a puppy.

01:28:22.000 It was a pit bull. 0.79

01:28:24.000 Yeah.

01:28:25.000 It was in the early days of the country.

01:28:29.000 I thought it was recent.

01:28:33.000 Least concern.

01:28:34.000 So they're protected.

01:28:37.000 But they're of least concern.

01:28:38.000 Especially in some areas.

01:28:40.000 Apparently in Alaska.

01:28:41.000 Brink of extinction in the late 20th century, it says.

01:28:44.000 Uh-huh.

01:28:44.000 That's what it is.

01:28:45.000 Brink of extirpation?

01:28:47.000 Extirpation, yeah.

01:28:49.000 Yeah.

01:28:49.000 In the contiguous United States.

01:28:51.000 So that means Alaska is where the big amount of them.

01:28:56.000 Transferred to a list in 1995. Transferred to a list of endangered species.

01:29:00.000 Was removed from the list of endangered and threatened wildlife in contiguous states on June 28, 2007. They're flying monsters.

01:29:10.000 That's our bird.

01:29:12.000 You see the one video of the eagle?

01:29:14.000 I think it was like a...

01:29:16.000 Not a cow.

01:29:17.000 And they're just like rolling down the hill constantly.

01:29:20.000 Oh, yeah.

01:29:20.000 Yeah, a goat.

01:29:21.000 Goat, yeah.

01:29:21.000 He pulls the goat off the rocks and bashes his brains in on the rocks on the way down.

01:29:25.000 And he rides them down, too. 0.98

01:29:27.000 He even got fucked up a little bit, it looked like. 0.96

01:29:30.000 What is, um... 0.96

01:29:32.000 What was the...

01:29:33.000 Oh, there's...

01:29:34.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:29:35.000 The goat's probably like, what the fuck is going on? 0.95

01:29:37.000 Do you know, those aren't even heavy. 0.99

01:29:38.000 Those eagles are really light, man.

01:29:40.000 Really?

01:29:41.000 Yeah, they're like 10 pounds.

01:29:43.000 They can kill a wolf.

01:29:44.000 They grab a sheep and fly with them.

01:29:46.000 That's probably not real.

01:29:47.000 That is real, dude.

01:29:49.000 That's real.

01:29:50.000 No, that's a Photoshop eagle.

01:29:51.000 Come on, make it real.

01:29:52.000 That's not real.

01:29:53.000 Do you think that's Photoshop?

01:29:54.000 There's no way you can get that picture, man.

01:29:56.000 The lighting is so different.

01:29:59.000 Come on, just make it real.

01:30:01.000 Why can't that be real?

01:30:02.000 Come on.

01:30:03.000 If there was a GoPro that was that close to that, that'd be the greatest video on the internet. 1.00

01:30:07.000 Oh, that's a wrap, bitch. 1.00

01:30:09.000 I like the one where he's holding a fish or something. 1.00

01:30:11.000 Oh, that's fake.

01:30:12.000 Some of these look fake.

01:30:14.000 That one looks like a...

01:30:16.000 The thing is, the ones that really looks like it's not really a bald eagle doing it.

01:30:19.000 Golden eagle.

01:30:20.000 Yeah.

01:30:21.000 Yeah.

01:30:25.000 That eagle's carrying Andy Rock, or Chris Rock.

01:30:28.000 What a crazy animal to have as our number one animal.

01:30:32.000 I mean, it's such an emotionless, ruthless beast. 0.71

01:30:37.000 Like, a wolf would be so much better.

01:30:40.000 Wolves are cool.

01:30:41.000 Right?

01:30:41.000 They howl.

01:30:42.000 They look at you.

01:30:43.000 You can make a deal with them.

01:30:45.000 You know?

01:30:46.000 You can make a deal with a wolf.

01:30:47.000 That's how wolves became dogs.

01:30:49.000 Humans made deals with them.

01:30:51.000 Right?

01:30:51.000 They're like, come here, man.

01:30:51.000 Don't eat me.

01:30:52.000 I'll give you some of this. 0.94

01:30:53.000 I shot a buffalo.

01:30:54.000 We could all eat, bro. 1.00

01:30:56.000 You tell me when other fucking asshole wolves are coming by, I'll keep you hooked up with buffalo. 1.00

01:31:02.000 There was that photo somebody posted recently of a woman that had a half-wolf, half-timberwolf. 1.00

01:31:08.000 Did you see that?

01:31:09.000 It was bigger than her.

01:31:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:31:12.000 It looked like a monster.

01:31:13.000 It wasn't even a real wolf.

01:31:14.000 It was just a half-wolf.

01:31:16.000 Well, a lot of those half-wolves or whatever they are, man, that's a strong gene. 1.00

01:31:21.000 That wolf gene, if you mix it with a husky, you know, they're big, man.

01:31:26.000 And some huskies are big. 0.88

01:31:28.000 There it is.

01:31:29.000 So that's how much wolf?

01:31:31.000 Does it say?

01:31:33.000 Timber wolf.

01:31:33.000 That says Colorado Wolf and Wildlife Center.

01:31:35.000 That's a real wolf, dude.

01:31:37.000 That's a wolf wolf.

01:31:38.000 That's not the same one, I don't think. 1.00

01:31:39.000 Look how big that goddamn thing is. 1.00

01:31:42.000 Imagine if that was a rat and it was trying to kill you. 1.00

01:31:46.000 Well, wolves are way scarier than rats.

01:31:50.000 I think it's being added in there.

01:31:52.000 Yeah.

01:31:53.000 Look at the size of that thing, man.

01:31:55.000 It's got a collar on it, though, no?

01:31:56.000 Is that a collar?

01:31:57.000 It looks like a collar.

01:31:59.000 It looks like something's around its neck, right?

01:32:00.000 Right.

01:32:01.000 Yeah.

01:32:03.000 No, maybe not.

01:32:05.000 Epstein. 0.98

01:32:06.000 Oh my god, it's licking her. 1.00

01:32:08.000 Oh god, fuck that. 1.00

01:32:09.000 What would you do if she just reaches down and starts jerking her off? 1.00

01:32:11.000 Did you see a video going over the break with that guy who has a pet tiger and it comes at him and he just sticks his hand in its mouth? 0.99

01:32:17.000 Oh, stop.

01:32:18.000 It's his pet.

01:32:19.000 I can't. 1.00

01:32:20.000 Does that motherfucker not know about Siegfried and Roy? 1.00

01:32:25.000 How does he not know about Siegfried and Roy? 1.00

01:32:27.000 Don't do that.

01:32:29.000 Hey, what do we know about the bounty?

01:32:34.000 What was all that we were looking at before?

01:32:36.000 I... We were looking at something, you were trying to figure out whether, what was it that we were trying to figure out was actually true?

01:32:44.000 $80 million bounty.

01:32:46.000 Is that what it was?

01:32:48.000 I heard earlier it was $50 million, but let me check.

01:32:51.000 Listen, if nobody pays $80, then, you know, somebody comes along and they say, I want to do it for $45.

01:32:58.000 Yeah.

01:32:58.000 An $80 million bounty on Trump, George Lopez jokes, we'll do it for half.

01:33:03.000 That's so funny.

01:33:06.000 I guess you're not allowed to say that.

01:33:08.000 Someone at the funeral said that if they bring him his head, like $80 million.

01:33:15.000 Whoa.

01:33:16.000 80 million citizens contribute a dollar.

01:33:18.000 Oh, no, sorry.

01:33:19.000 If they did is what it said.

01:33:20.000 Someone stole that.

01:33:21.000 Oh, if each of the country's 80 million citizens contributed $1, there'd be an $80 million reward for anyone who brings us Trump's head.

01:33:30.000 George Lopez says, we'll do it for half.

01:33:33.000 That's what a comic says, folks.

01:33:35.000 That's funny.

01:33:38.000 Any other time, it's, you know what, man, when anybody can be the president, right, in this sort of manner, is it really the same thing to threaten the president?

01:33:47.000 Like, is it the same thing as threatening Lincoln?

01:33:51.000 Is it?

01:33:52.000 Is it the same thing?

01:33:53.000 To threaten Trump in a joke.

01:33:56.000 To threaten a guy, just think about it, who's a former game show host, who's a noted baller, right?

01:34:03.000 A character in many, many rap songs because of his balling. 1.00

01:34:08.000 And he likes to talk shit on Twitter. 0.99

01:34:11.000 You can't make a joke? 1.00

01:34:12.000 You can't make that joke?

01:34:13.000 That we'll do it for half?

01:34:15.000 You can't make that joke?

01:34:16.000 Some of the rap guys have gotten in trouble for what they've been saying in their songs, though.

01:34:19.000 I know, but that's a weird one.

01:34:20.000 I mean, he's still the president, as much as it's...

01:34:23.000 I know, but that's where it's weird.

01:34:24.000 Yeah.

01:34:24.000 It's like, what does that mean?

01:34:25.000 What does that mean?

01:34:26.000 It means you're better than everybody?

01:34:28.000 Everybody?

01:34:29.000 Definitely better than everybody? 0.98

01:34:30.000 I can't pretend we're going to kill you?

01:34:33.000 Even talking about it, I think you can get in trouble. 0.82

01:34:35.000 What happened to Kathy Griffin when she showed that rubber head? 1.00

01:34:38.000 She had that rubber Trump head? 1.00

01:34:40.000 Nothing, right?

01:34:40.000 She got suspended from Twitter?

01:34:41.000 She lost her career?

01:34:42.000 I don't know.

01:34:43.000 No, she didn't get suspended from Twitter.

01:34:45.000 They gave her a bump in the algorithm. 1.00

01:34:48.000 It did fuck her career up. 0.97

01:34:50.000 Did it?

01:34:51.000 Yeah, a lot of cancellations of shows.

01:34:53.000 I'm sure.

01:34:54.000 I think she took some time off, too.

01:34:57.000 Yeah, that's weird.

01:34:58.000 Nobody thought Kathy Griffin was really gonna murder Trump, right?

01:35:01.000 Right.

01:35:02.000 That was just an artist, art-type thing.

01:35:04.000 It might have been in poor days, especially since she knew him and she was on his show.

01:35:09.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:35:12.000 All of it is crazy, man.

01:35:14.000 It's all so crazy.

01:35:19.000 What else is going on?

01:35:21.000 Not much.

01:35:23.000 Is anything good in the movies?

01:35:24.000 I haven't done the movies in a long time.

01:35:27.000 I don't do movies anymore.

01:35:28.000 You give up?

01:35:29.000 I don't even do Netflix shows anymore.

01:35:31.000 I do a lot of YouTube stuff now and documentaries on YouTube.

01:35:35.000 I'm worried about that.

01:35:36.000 What?

01:35:37.000 I'm worried about that.

01:35:38.000 That people are just going to only watch little...

01:35:40.000 I went and saw Uncut Gems, Adam Sandler's new movie.

01:35:43.000 Oh, what is that?

01:35:43.000 That's a...

01:35:44.000 It's good.

01:35:45.000 So it's a...

01:35:45.000 Jewelry movie, right?

01:35:47.000 Jewelry.

01:35:47.000 He plays a degenerate gambler that works in the Diamond District in New York and has an event like a crazy night.

01:35:55.000 It's good?

01:35:57.000 It was pretty good, yeah.

01:35:58.000 I mean, if you don't understand gambling and stuff like that, you might find the inconsistencies like you have with some of those other movies.

01:36:03.000 I heard it's cut really weird.

01:36:04.000 The movie was good.

01:36:06.000 Yeah, I liked the movie as far as the movie was.

01:36:08.000 It was an enjoyable two hours at the theater.

01:36:12.000 That company, A24, has been putting out some awesome movies.

01:36:15.000 They did a couple ones I've seen this year.

01:36:17.000 I just kind of sort of noticed that that company does them.

01:36:19.000 I don't really know who's behind it or anything, but they did some other, like, summertime movie, which is about some cult in, like, Poland or something, where some girl goes and, like, she gets kidnapped and shit.

01:36:31.000 That was a pretty cool movie.

01:36:32.000 Didn't hear anything about that, really.

01:36:34.000 I haven't heard...

01:36:34.000 I've seen some of the memes about it since then, but, like, randomly went and saw it at the Arclight, and I was like, oh, it's a really good movie, actually.

01:36:41.000 Yeah, I'd heard that Adam Sandler is a really good actor.

01:36:43.000 Yeah.

01:36:43.000 Yeah, I heard it's great.

01:36:44.000 I mean, you've got to think he's been doing so many silly movies.

01:36:47.000 I heard it's edited weird, though.

01:36:48.000 It's like frantic editing or something.

01:36:51.000 It wasn't that weird compared to other movies.

01:36:56.000 What was the one that Christopher Nolan movie where the guy has tattoos everything?

01:36:59.000 Memento, where it's all back and forth.

01:37:00.000 It's not weird like that or you can't pay attention or anything.

01:37:03.000 I love that movie, Memento.

01:37:04.000 That was a weird one.

01:37:06.000 He's got a new movie coming out that looked cool called Tenet.

01:37:08.000 It's all about time and the way time works and some soldiers going back and forth into time. 0.96

01:37:13.000 The trailer looked fucking crazy.

01:37:15.000 I couldn't explain it off the trailer, but it's coming out soon. 0.97

01:37:18.000 Let me ask you both.

01:37:19.000 Are you guys worried about Iran?

01:37:22.000 Not too much.

01:37:22.000 Are you worried about what's happening here?

01:37:23.000 Are you worried about these military people making...

01:37:26.000 Joint exercises?

01:37:27.000 When that happened, what was interesting I was going to bring up is that the LAPDs made some tweets that they're like, we're watching LA just in case everybody's worried and they're like, what are you talking about?

01:37:36.000 And they're like, I don't know.

01:37:37.000 We're just paying attention.

01:37:40.000 Okay.

01:37:41.000 I'm not worried about it as much as previous type stuff that's happened.

01:37:46.000 Like what?

01:37:47.000 You know, like with North Korea.

01:37:51.000 You were worried more about North Korea? 0.98

01:37:52.000 I was worried more about North Korea because that's an actual threat from, I think, a crazy person. 0.99

01:37:58.000 And where I think Iran, they're just going to try to kill Trump. 0.95

01:38:01.000 I don't think they're going to necessarily, like... 0.98

01:38:04.000 Bro, if they kill Trump, it's going to be chaos.

01:38:08.000 Yeah, I don't think they're going to be able to do that. 0.92

01:38:11.000 I think, if anything, the worst part has already happened.

01:38:17.000 Maybe.

01:38:18.000 I don't think so.

01:38:19.000 I think there's going to be some sort of retaliation.

01:38:21.000 The funeral that they showed how many people were there?

01:38:23.000 Yeah, the guy was in a Chevy.

01:38:24.000 That's what I noticed. 1.00

01:38:25.000 He was in a goddamn American truck. 1.00

01:38:27.000 Respect. 1.00

01:38:28.000 Why does this one concern you so much?

01:38:31.000 Because it seems like this is the first example of someone being impulsive.

01:38:37.000 Someone making this kind of a decision that maybe strategy experts and real military experts would have had some Real good.

01:38:48.000 I mean, this is just speculating.

01:38:49.000 But that they would have some real good reasons why this is a terrible idea.

01:38:53.000 And that there are other methods of working things out.

01:38:57.000 That it doesn't have to go this way.

01:38:59.000 It doesn't have to be...

01:39:00.000 And this is not a movie.

01:39:01.000 This is real life.

01:39:03.000 Yeah, but do you think they're just going to force him out then?

01:39:05.000 I don't know what's going to happen.

01:39:06.000 It almost seems like it's too good to be true for people that hate Trump.

01:39:09.000 Sort of, but then if something happens, here's the thing.

01:39:13.000 If something happens, especially something horrible happens.

01:39:16.000 See, the way America is, we have the genes of this wild, conqueror... 0.91

01:39:28.000 Just lust for travel human that was willing to get on a fucking boat and make it over here from Europe and from where every other place and then the slaves that were dragged in here against their own will and then the other people that were imprisoned here and they were and then the Native Americans who got pushed out the Mexicans get put that's this is all Thousands of years of genes, 0.95

01:39:50.000 right? 0.99

01:39:51.000 The moment something goes crazy That's when all that stuff comes out.

01:39:55.000 Like, do you remember how people were when 9-11 happened?

01:39:58.000 Everybody had an American flag on their car, man.

01:40:00.000 Everywhere.

01:40:02.000 It became an intense place.

01:40:06.000 A place where, like, you just...

01:40:08.000 That whole break glass in case of war?

01:40:10.000 Like, that's real.

01:40:12.000 If someone provokes, someone does something where we feel like we're really at war, we're gonna unite.

01:40:17.000 We're gonna unite in a crazy way.

01:40:20.000 And the thing is, a lot of people are gonna love it.

01:40:22.000 They're gonna feel great that we're united against an evil cause.

01:40:26.000 I mean, this is why people have employed that strategy to convince their people to get into war.

01:40:33.000 I mean, Hitler did it, right? 0.98

01:40:34.000 Didn't Hitler, he burned the Reichstag, right? 0.89

01:40:37.000 That was, he did that in order to get people more enthusiastic about his plans.

01:40:45.000 I'm pretty sure he did that.

01:40:47.000 And I think Nero did that with Rome as well. 1.00

01:40:51.000 But I'm an idiot. 0.99

01:40:52.000 And my memory's faulty. 1.00

01:40:55.000 So who knows?

01:40:57.000 You know way more than anybody.

01:41:00.000 Nope.

01:41:00.000 Definitely not.

01:41:01.000 Four weeks after he was sworn in, an arson attack was performed on the Reichstag building.

01:41:05.000 Oh, so it was arson.

01:41:06.000 So they think he did it in order to get people pumped up.

01:41:08.000 Like, look, the Fuhrer was right! 0.99

01:41:12.000 Man, I've been in the middle of this fourth Native American book.

01:41:17.000 This Blood and Thunder book.

01:41:20.000 That just happened! 0.99

01:41:22.000 The reason why I'm worried is not just because of the news, but also because of these goddamn books where it talks about the Native American interactions with the soldiers and the settlers. 1.00

01:41:32.000 Fuck! 1.00

01:41:33.000 That is in our genes, man. 1.00

01:41:34.000 It just happened.

01:41:36.000 People were horrible.

01:41:38.000 They did horrible things.

01:41:40.000 And it shatters this notion that so many of us love to hold onto that without the Europeans here, the Native Americans live peacefully.

01:41:50.000 They didn't live peacefully with each other.

01:41:52.000 No one ever has.

01:41:53.000 The Native Americans slaughtered each other. 1.00

01:41:55.000 They took each other slave.

01:41:57.000 They killed each other.

01:41:58.000 They tortured each other.

01:41:59.000 The Comanches were known for it.

01:42:01.000 I mean, it's horrific hearing these stories.

01:42:05.000 Horrific what the soldiers did, too.

01:42:07.000 Horrific what the human beings of that era, when forced into that conflict, were willing to do and what they were willing to become.

01:42:14.000 That is not that long ago, man.

01:42:15.000 That's why I'm scared.

01:42:17.000 I'm scared because I feel like we have come so far.

01:42:20.000 It's so safe.

01:42:21.000 It's so safe that people don't even like saying that it's safe.

01:42:24.000 We like to be in denial about it and focus on so much of the inequality and inadequacies and all the problems and the violence and the this and the that.

01:42:32.000 And they're right about all those things. 0.98

01:42:34.000 But goddamn, this is a soft time to live. 1.00

01:42:36.000 And if some shit hits the fan, you're all going to know that. 1.00

01:42:39.000 When you're really worried about your life every day, when your loved ones really could get shot and killed by someone who's a mile away with a scope, because that's what's been going on. 0.99

01:42:48.000 If that's what it comes down to, you're going to understand how soft we had it.

01:42:53.000 You're going to really know how soft we had it.

01:42:55.000 And this is that cycle that everybody says, right?

01:42:58.000 Hard times make strong men.

01:43:00.000 Strong men make easy times.

01:43:02.000 Easy times make weak men.

01:43:04.000 This is a common...

01:43:06.000 It's just how human beings are. 1.00

01:43:08.000 We need a motivation to kick ass. 0.99

01:43:10.000 We need some reason to rise to the top. 0.98

01:43:14.000 We need some reason to go out there and conquer.

01:43:16.000 And the best reason is if we get attacked.

01:43:19.000 If we get attacked, we're going to go crazy.

01:43:21.000 It's going to be horrible.

01:43:23.000 I'm really scared.

01:43:25.000 I'm legitimately worried that some people are losing their grip on what violence actually means.

01:43:30.000 And what war actually means.

01:43:32.000 Because it's not happening over here.

01:43:33.000 And because it doesn't happen over here, the only ones that can tell us are the ones that went over there.

01:43:37.000 The ones that went over there and come back, they do not paint pretty stories.

01:43:40.000 They paint stories of ugly people and dangerous people.

01:43:43.000 And they're like, you got to be diligent and you got to be vigilant because this world is not what you think it is. 0.96

01:43:50.000 There's a lot of parts of this world that are fucking chaos-ridden and filled with crime and filled with murder and filled with death and filled with despair. 1.00

01:43:59.000 And there's money there, and there's terrorists, and there's these religious fundamentalists who want to throw gay people off roofs, and that shit's real. 1.00

01:44:07.000 That's happening in 2020. Right now, somewhere in the world, they're probably planning on throwing a gay guy off a roof. 1.00

01:44:14.000 Whoo! 0.99

01:44:16.000 Because some person wrote that down 2,000 years ago, or whatever it was. 1.00

01:44:22.000 Fuck! 1.00

01:44:26.000 How was ice fishing? 1.00

01:44:27.000 I can't believe you went on that ice, man.

01:44:30.000 Disconcerting. 0.99

01:44:31.000 Was that scary as fuck? 0.99

01:44:31.000 Almost as disconcerting as thinking about whether or not I should fart. 0.99

01:44:35.000 Like, whenever you...

01:44:36.000 Like, this could be a bad idea.

01:44:38.000 Like, walking...

01:44:39.000 With this diet.

01:44:40.000 Walking out onto that ice, and it was only four inches thick.

01:44:43.000 I was like, ooh.

01:44:44.000 It was fun, though.

01:44:45.000 Did it make the cracking sound? 0.99

01:44:46.000 No, it's solid as fuck. 0.99

01:44:48.000 There's a lot of people out there too. 0.99

01:44:50.000 Me and my friend Brent went and caught a couple rainbow trout.

01:44:53.000 It's nice.

01:44:54.000 Ate it for lunch.

01:44:57.000 It's weird though.

01:44:58.000 It's a weird activity. 0.98

01:44:59.000 Freezing your ass off and you're standing still. 1.00

01:45:01.000 I don't like shit when you stand still. 1.00

01:45:03.000 My least favorite way of hunting is in a tree stand. 1.00

01:45:06.000 Just sitting around.

01:45:08.000 But it's also...

01:45:09.000 It's kind of crazy when it happens. 0.99

01:45:12.000 If you're hunting a deer in a tree stand, it's most of the time you're just trying to keep your shit together. 0.99

01:45:21.000 You might stand still for eight hours. 0.99

01:45:24.000 Just stand still.

01:45:26.000 Or sit down, depending on how you do it.

01:45:28.000 Some people lean against a tree.

01:45:29.000 You're harnessed in.

01:45:30.000 There's a bunch of different kinds of stands.

01:45:32.000 Some stands you stand on.

01:45:34.000 Some stands you sit down on.

01:45:36.000 Some are homemade and it's just a mind game just to sit and wait, sit and wait, sit and wait and make no sound so the deer don't know you're there and then they walk through, go into their normal corridors and you're gonna line it up while they're walking.

01:45:52.000 A lot of times you stop them, you have to stop them, you have to go and they turn and then you hit them with the arrow.

01:45:59.000 It's weird. 0.99

01:46:00.000 But that's that sitting still shit in the cold. 0.99

01:46:03.000 Ooh, I don't like doing that. 0.99

01:46:04.000 When you move around in the cold, it's not that bad.

01:46:06.000 Like if you have to go somewhere and you're well protected.

01:46:10.000 Like I went skiing this past weekend and I had a face mask on.

01:46:14.000 That's a game changer, son.

01:46:16.000 Neoprene face mask if you're going to ski.

01:46:18.000 Ooh, that's a game changer.

01:46:20.000 I was like, and it had the holes for the mouth so I could breathe.

01:46:22.000 I was like, this is a game changer.

01:46:25.000 No, I'm not cold.

01:46:26.000 Like, I'm not even cold.

01:46:28.000 First time you've used one?

01:46:29.000 Ever!

01:46:30.000 Really?

01:46:30.000 Ever!

01:46:31.000 Yeah.

01:46:31.000 They just didn't tell you about it?

01:46:32.000 No, I just thought it was for pussies. 1.00

01:46:36.000 What about goggles? 0.99

01:46:38.000 I wear goggles, but I have gone out without goggles and your face gets burnt.

01:46:42.000 Yeah.

01:46:43.000 It's weird.

01:46:43.000 Your face gets burnt and your eyes don't look so good either.

01:46:47.000 It's like, this is not good for my eyes.

01:46:49.000 I'm like staring at a light bulb.

01:46:50.000 Yeah.

01:46:51.000 Yeah, it's very bright up there.

01:46:53.000 I've sunburnt my eyes before.

01:46:54.000 I couldn't see for days.

01:46:56.000 Yeah, that's a real thing, right?

01:46:57.000 It's called snow blindness, right?

01:46:59.000 Yeah.

01:47:00.000 I wiped out though hard.

01:47:02.000 I was a little worried.

01:47:04.000 This lady lost control in front of me. 1.00

01:47:07.000 I was going around a corner and this lady just slid right into traffic. 1.00

01:47:11.000 Just went sideways.

01:47:14.000 It looked like she was just starting out and I tried to avoid her.

01:47:18.000 Lost my left leg.

01:47:20.000 Went flying up and then I hit my head.

01:47:22.000 Bang! 1.00

01:47:23.000 Had a helmet on of course.

01:47:25.000 Snow wasn't really too hard packed but it was a good Ding. 0.98

01:47:30.000 Like, I got a little dizzy and I was like, oh shit, that's some brain damage I didn't need. 0.98

01:47:34.000 Wow. 0.98

01:47:34.000 So do you always wear a helmet? 0.98

01:47:36.000 Always.

01:47:36.000 Yeah.

01:47:37.000 You don't want to die, man.

01:47:38.000 Remember wearing a helmet.

01:47:39.000 Bro, you could die.

01:47:40.000 You could die pretty easy without a helmet. 1.00

01:47:42.000 You definitely could.

01:47:43.000 I could have died from that, even with a helmet.

01:47:45.000 People fall and hit their head and they die.

01:47:47.000 I mean, I'm not worried that I was going to die when I fell.

01:47:51.000 I don't want to get you wrong.

01:47:52.000 But some people would have died from that same thing, like an older person or a person with an issue.

01:47:58.000 I think Liam Neeson's wife.

01:48:01.000 The woman who created Orange's New Black since her son passed away.

01:48:06.000 Yes, yeah.

01:48:07.000 20. He was in a skiing accident, right?

01:48:10.000 Intermediate Hill, I think.

01:48:11.000 Wow.

01:48:11.000 What'd he do?

01:48:12.000 Did he hit a tree?

01:48:13.000 That's what Sonny did, right?

01:48:14.000 Hit a tree?

01:48:14.000 Sonny Bono.

01:48:15.000 Hit a tree.

01:48:16.000 So did one of the Kennedys.

01:48:19.000 Whew, bro.

01:48:21.000 Skiing's dangerous. 1.00

01:48:23.000 You're taking these crazy risks with all these people that might not know how to ski.

01:48:28.000 Fun.

01:48:29.000 Beautiful up there.

01:48:30.000 Very fun.

01:48:30.000 Very beautiful up there.

01:48:32.000 Fun times.

01:48:33.000 It's a good family thing.

01:48:34.000 I think it's really good for kids to learn the kind of chaos that comes from skiing down a hill.

01:48:40.000 That's chaotic, man.

01:48:41.000 Do they snowboard or ski like a grown adult?

01:48:44.000 Yeah, they ski like a grown adult.

01:48:48.000 And then tubing is another thing that's fun. 1.00

01:48:50.000 That's the shit. 1.00

01:48:51.000 Tubing is no risk, though. 1.00

01:48:53.000 You don't learn the lessons you learn from skiing. 1.00

01:48:55.000 Skiing, you learn how to keep your shit together. 1.00

01:48:57.000 Because you're in control. 1.00

01:48:59.000 No one's holding your hand. 1.00

01:48:59.000 You're going down this fucking stupid blue hill when you're not really ready for it. 1.00

01:49:03.000 And you gotta go sideways, sideways, sideways, sideways. 1.00

01:49:07.000 I was fine.

01:49:08.000 I was doing good until the last day. 1.00

01:49:10.000 Some lady loses her shit right in front of me. 1.00

01:49:12.000 90s when skiing was more like a cocaine party event. 1.00

01:49:15.000 People used to, instead of tubes, I don't think they had lots of tubes out there, but they would take the cafeteria trays and just slide down on those. 0.99

01:49:22.000 You know, crazy fucking college kids. 0.99

01:49:24.000 Yeah, cafeteria trays are good. 1.00

01:49:26.000 Trash can lids.

01:49:28.000 Cardboard boxes, like a big refrigerator box. 1.00

01:49:30.000 Jump on that bitch and slide down a hill. 1.00

01:49:34.000 The problem with that is another guy died out there recently, too, in Utah, in the same area, from Avalanches. 1.00

01:49:41.000 This dickhead wanted to go off-roading. 0.99

01:49:44.000 Sorry, dickhead. 1.00

01:49:45.000 Sorry to call him a dickhead, rather. 1.00

01:49:48.000 I'm sure he's just a man. 0.98

01:49:49.000 A man with dreams and a GoPro.

01:49:53.000 Dudes want to make those videos and look like badasses. 1.00

01:49:56.000 They tell you never to do that, too. 0.99

01:49:59.000 I feel bad for calling him dickhead. 0.89

01:50:02.000 Just a figure of speech, folks. 0.96

01:50:04.000 There's a lot of those guys.

01:50:05.000 One guy that was on the show once with The Rock Climber.

01:50:09.000 Oh, Alex Honnold?

01:50:10.000 Yeah.

01:50:10.000 He's been on twice now.

01:50:11.000 He scares the shit out of me. 0.96

01:50:14.000 Me too. 0.55

01:50:14.000 I've been watching a bunch of these videos of him. 0.55

01:50:17.000 YouTube started recommending them to me.

01:50:20.000 And I watched that.

01:50:22.000 Two weeks ago, I watched like four or five in a row. 0.99

01:50:24.000 I watched like two hours of Alex climbing these horrific fucking mountains. 0.98

01:50:29.000 Even thinking about it right now, my hands start sweating. 0.99

01:50:32.000 No.

01:50:33.000 Imagine finding yourself halfway up and not wanting to do it anymore.

01:50:37.000 And you have this life-changing moment, like, I don't want to do this anymore. 1.00

01:50:40.000 But you've got to keep going, bitch. 1.00

01:50:42.000 I like the trail running videos where they're on the spine of a mountain. 1.00

01:50:46.000 Oh, no!

01:50:48.000 No, I don't like that at all.

01:50:50.000 I don't like that at all.

01:50:51.000 I can barely stay upright when I'm running on a regular trail.

01:50:55.000 I think they have that new workout machine, not the Pentagon or whatever it's called, but the other one where it shows...

01:51:01.000 What's it called?

01:51:02.000 Patreon.

01:51:03.000 Peloton.

01:51:04.000 Peloton.

01:51:06.000 The Pentagon.

01:51:08.000 Can you imagine that workout?

01:51:09.000 You sound like Joey Diaz there. 1.00

01:51:10.000 My fucking cocksucker. 1.00

01:51:11.000 With the fucking Peloton. 1.00

01:51:12.000 But they have the other new one where it's like where you're jogging on the side of a mountain or something like that. 0.99

01:51:18.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:51:19.000 It's like that, yeah.

01:51:21.000 One of those life runners.

01:51:22.000 It's like a 40% incline and you follow a trail runner.

01:51:26.000 That is cool, yeah.

01:51:27.000 Well, there's something about it.

01:51:28.000 Like, I've done elliptical machines that show you a trail.

01:51:31.000 Like, when I was in Hawaii, the gym had this elliptical machine, and you could start running a trail.

01:51:36.000 And while you're doing that, it feels like you're getting somewhere.

01:51:39.000 Yeah, but there's something different when you're, like, literally walking up to Runyon, and you're, like, looking at the dust, and you're going to die, and then you turn around, and you see the entire skyline of Los Angeles, and you can see for miles and miles.

01:51:50.000 Yeah, you win.

01:51:51.000 That's way better.

01:51:51.000 Yeah, it's better.

01:51:52.000 You're right, 100%.

01:51:53.000 VR elliptical.

01:51:54.000 Is that a thing?

01:51:55.000 You'll fall off and die. 0.99

01:51:57.000 You'll fall off and die.

01:51:58.000 No, they had this thing called a unidirectional treadmill.

01:52:03.000 And the way it works is like that other treadmill that we have, the Air Runner.

01:52:08.000 In the Air Runner, you do it by using your own feet to propel it.

01:52:11.000 They'll have that with a unidirectional treadmill, and then you'll be harnessed in at the waist.

01:52:15.000 So there'll be some sort of cables and some sort of a suspension system so that you can't ever actually fall out of it, but you won't feel it too much while you're just running around.

01:52:23.000 It just sort of like roughly guides your treadmill in which way you want to go, but you always go.

01:52:30.000 You never hit anything.

01:52:31.000 You never run into anything.

01:52:32.000 Still seems nauseating somehow.

01:52:34.000 For sure.

01:52:35.000 Your body's going to be so confused.

01:52:37.000 It's going to be weird, man.

01:52:39.000 But it's the future.

01:52:40.000 We're getting one step closer.

01:52:41.000 I don't know how much is going to be announced at CES this weekend, but I saw these gloves a couple weeks ago.

01:52:46.000 They're like, I believe, the first haptic feedback gloves for VR in development. 0.99

01:52:52.000 You're going to put them right on your dick, right? 1.00

01:52:54.000 Yeah! 1.00

01:52:55.000 Get my haptic on. 0.98

01:52:58.000 How much virtual reality porn is there? 0.95

01:53:02.000 It's still not good. 0.98

01:53:03.000 Well, tell me.

01:53:04.000 There's a lot.

01:53:05.000 There's a lot.

01:53:06.000 He's like the sister in Ebert of...

01:53:08.000 It's just not good.

01:53:09.000 I don't know.

01:53:10.000 Like, it's not...

01:53:11.000 It doesn't...

01:53:12.000 I don't know.

01:53:13.000 It doesn't feel that insane.

01:53:15.000 You'd think it would be amazing sitting there, but then half the time, videos, you're like, wait, I'm the woman and I have the boobs? 0.86

01:53:22.000 No, wait. 0.90

01:53:22.000 Oh, really? 0.90

01:53:23.000 Yeah, it's like... 0.65

01:53:24.000 Oh, you look down like you're a lesbian and you watch... 1.00

01:53:26.000 You watch other lesbians. 1.00

01:53:28.000 Is that what it is? 1.00

01:53:28.000 Or guys fucking you. 1.00

01:53:29.000 It's like, that's not what I want. 1.00

01:53:31.000 That's not what you want.

01:53:32.000 Yeah, you can't look down from the guy either.

01:53:35.000 Someone's got to make an interactive one, and I don't know.

01:53:37.000 That sounds very difficult to do.

01:53:39.000 I was thinking about it.

01:53:41.000 You can watch a video, but if you want to grab something and have a reaction happen, program that.

01:53:47.000 If Iran really wants to cripple our world, that's what they'll do. 1.00

01:53:51.000 They'll develop that game. 0.99

01:53:52.000 Think about how people can't put down Roblox or fucking Candy Crush. 0.98

01:53:57.000 What other wacky games people can't leave alone. 1.00

01:54:00.000 Just imagine how bad it would be if that thing made you cum. 0.98

01:54:04.000 A game that makes you cum. 0.99

01:54:06.000 Great. 1.00

01:54:07.000 The better you do, the better it feels when this game sucks your dick. 1.00

01:54:11.000 Do you know how good people would be at that game? 1.00

01:54:13.000 Is there a limit per day then? 1.00

01:54:16.000 Think about how difficult it is for someone to get so good at BMX riding that people want to fuck you. 1.00

01:54:25.000 Not saying it's impossible. 0.99

01:54:26.000 It's possible, for sure, that a lot of, like, the high-level BMX guys, girls just throw themselves at them, right? 0.99

01:54:32.000 Guys are savage, out there doing flips and shit. 1.00

01:54:35.000 Think of how good you have to get at that before someone actually wants to suck your dick. 1.00

01:54:45.000 You gotta get really good. 1.00

01:54:46.000 For that being the reason why they want to have sex with you? 1.00

01:54:49.000 That's the reason? 0.96

01:54:51.000 So now, think about it.

01:54:53.000 Let's cut the human choice thing out of it and make it just a level that you have to reach in this video game.

01:55:00.000 Make it just you have to be really good at this video game and then this Russian robot lady. 1.00

01:55:06.000 Sucks your dick. 1.00

01:55:07.000 But you feel it in real life. 1.00

01:55:09.000 Do you know how good kids would get at it?

01:55:11.000 Or it'd be the fastest hacked game of all time.

01:55:14.000 Just cheat codes.

01:55:15.000 That's good.

01:55:16.000 Because it's just impossible to do. 0.99

01:55:19.000 Right, because unless we connected it to some sort of fucking blockchain grid that's impenetrable, and that's the only way you could get out the Russian fuck doll. 1.00

01:55:29.000 That's the only way. 0.99

01:55:30.000 You can't hack.

01:55:33.000 You can't hack.

01:55:34.000 You have to show your skill at every level.

01:55:36.000 Like a speedrunner.

01:55:38.000 I don't know.

01:55:38.000 I'm just trying to think.

01:55:39.000 Is there a way to not hack that?

01:55:41.000 You're a fatalist. 0.71

01:55:42.000 You've killed my dreams. 0.99

01:55:45.000 Yeah, we were talking about prostitution earlier. 0.99

01:55:47.000 That would be, like, how are you going to stop that?

01:55:50.000 How are you going to stop that? 0.94

01:55:51.000 If you say you can't pay for sex, okay, but can I pay for a thing that feels exactly like sex and I think it's sex while I'm doing it? 0.95

01:55:59.000 Or is it like if you get into a simulation, the simulation lets you murder people. 0.97

01:56:03.000 And then you come out of the simulation like, hey, you're going to jail.

01:56:05.000 But there wasn't even a real person. 1.00

01:56:07.000 Yeah, but you're the kind of piece of shit that if that situation happened, you would kill somebody. 1.00

01:56:10.000 You just killed somebody. 1.00

01:56:11.000 And you didn't even know it was a simulation. 1.00

01:56:13.000 Therefore, you're a piece of shit. 1.00

01:56:14.000 That's a thought crime. 1.00

01:56:15.000 You can't pay, but you can give gifts, right?

01:56:18.000 You trade gifts.

01:56:19.000 You can.

01:56:19.000 You can be, I'm a happy fellow.

01:56:21.000 I'd like to give away money to beautiful girls. 1.00

01:56:23.000 You need to get your toes done. 1.00

01:56:24.000 I need to get my cock sucked. 1.00

01:56:26.000 What do you say? 1.00

01:56:28.000 I don't think you can spell it out. 1.00

01:56:30.000 I don't think you can say, like, hey, I'll give you this Ferrari if you fuck me. 1.00

01:56:33.000 Well, it doesn't have to be a Ferrari. 0.99

01:56:34.000 I mean, there's got to be a limitation.

01:56:36.000 Listen, if you're Bill Gates, you might want to just start throwing Ferraris around.

01:56:39.000 Everybody knows you got $90 billion.

01:56:41.000 Derek Jeter gave away those nice gift bags for everyone.

01:56:44.000 That's hilarious.

01:56:45.000 Signed baseball.

01:56:45.000 That was just a nice consolation prize.

01:56:48.000 Thanks for fucking me. 0.99

01:56:49.000 I'll see you later. 1.00

01:56:51.000 The thing about girls never have to feel bad about banging their fans. 1.00

01:56:55.000 Like if someone like Miley Cyrus wanted to start fucking her way through the hottest guys that like her, everybody would be like, you go girl. 1.00

01:57:06.000 Imagine if Miley Cyrus started giving out gift bags every time she fucked dudes. 1.00

01:57:11.000 Hey, thanks for the dick. 1.00

01:57:12.000 Have yourself a little fucking nut cake. 1.00

01:57:15.000 Have yourself a fruit cake. 1.00

01:57:17.000 This is my favorite vegan coconut drink.

01:57:20.000 See ya.

01:57:22.000 Left by the door.

01:57:23.000 Kick rocks. 1.00

01:57:24.000 Kick rocks, you pervert. 1.00

01:57:26.000 Did you hear that Instagram girl? 1.00

01:57:28.000 She got banned from Instagram.

01:57:30.000 She was an Instagram chick. 0.95

01:57:33.000 And so she got to help out.

01:57:36.000 She decided to put out for $10, she'll send you a naked picture. 1.00

01:57:40.000 In one week, I think she's made $700,000.

01:57:46.000 It was for donations for the Australian fires.

01:57:48.000 Yeah, for the Australian fires.

01:57:51.000 But she's kicked off of Instagram for that? 1.00

01:57:52.000 No, no.

01:57:53.000 I think she got kicked off of Instagram, and so she's like, you know what?

01:57:56.000 I'm just going to start selling pictures of me naked then.

01:57:58.000 Oh. 0.66

01:57:59.000 I think Instagram would have her back on. 0.81

01:58:01.000 She's doing a lot of good.

01:58:02.000 Yeah, they should.

01:58:03.000 For real.

01:58:03.000 She's raised that much money to help the Australian wildlife?

01:58:07.000 Yeah, they deactivated her account, it says.

01:58:09.000 Come on, man.

01:58:10.000 That's me.

01:58:10.000 She violated rules about sexual content.

01:58:14.000 Come on. 1.00

01:58:15.000 She's doing it for a good cause, you fucks. 1.00

01:58:21.000 Let her be naked. 1.00

01:58:22.000 What are you stopping her from being naked for, you creeps? 0.98

01:58:25.000 Why does Twitter let you be naked, but Instagram doesn't? 0.93

01:58:27.000 Because Twitter's better. 0.73

01:58:28.000 The naked philanthropist.

01:58:31.000 She's only 20?

01:58:32.000 Oh, poor girl. 1.00

01:58:32.000 She doesn't know what she's doing yet. 1.00

01:58:36.000 Oh! 0.60

01:58:38.000 Hip-hop parade!

01:58:40.000 I'm sending nudes to every person who donates at least $10 to any one of these fundraisers for wildfires in Australia.

01:58:46.000 Every $10 you donate equals one nude picture from me to your DM. You must send me confirmation that you donated.

01:58:51.000 That girl does not have a lot of hobbies.

01:58:55.000 That must take forever.

01:58:57.000 That takes forever.

01:58:58.000 She does not have the free time. 1.00

01:58:59.000 Damn, she's hot, though. 1.00

01:59:00.000 Wow, look at that. 1.00

01:59:01.000 Those are definitely real.

01:59:05.000 She raised more than $500,000.

01:59:07.000 Wow.

01:59:08.000 That's amazing.

01:59:10.000 Let her back, Instagram. 1.00

01:59:12.000 Come on.

01:59:13.000 But she said she was going to give the money to that, and she didn't show pictures, right?

01:59:18.000 Yeah.

01:59:19.000 It says she was sending them... 0.97

01:59:20.000 That's sex work, I guess. 0.99

01:59:22.000 I mean, you're using a trans... 1.00

01:59:23.000 I would imagine it's really because Instagram wasn't getting a cut.

01:59:27.000 If they're getting a dollar out of every transaction, maybe it's a little more... 0.98

01:59:30.000 That's why Snapchat has, like, Snapcash and shit.

01:59:32.000 Yeah, they don't have a PayPal thing and built-in Instagram. 0.84

01:59:34.000 Do you think that's what...

01:59:35.000 Are you that cynical?

01:59:36.000 I've heard them do that for other things.

01:59:38.000 That's what a lot of the ad changes were about and why they don't let influencers do ad things anymore.

01:59:42.000 It's because they're not getting a piece.

01:59:44.000 Wait a minute.

01:59:44.000 They don't?

01:59:44.000 Or like why there have been a bunch of changes.

01:59:47.000 Oh.

01:59:47.000 Because they're not getting a piece of all those ad sales.

01:59:50.000 It's going directly through the influencer.

01:59:53.000 That's just what I've read online.

01:59:55.000 Interesting.

01:59:56.000 Yeah, whenever I see one of those sponsored ads, I'm like, what's happening here?

02:00:00.000 Yeah, you're supposed to put that hashtag ad after everything.

02:00:04.000 Weird.

02:00:04.000 It is weird.

02:00:06.000 Ads are weird.

02:00:07.000 Like dudes holding up a CBD bomb while they're rubbing their legs.

02:00:13.000 It's weird.

02:00:15.000 Social media, the ability to make money on social media is so new.

02:00:20.000 No one knows what to do with it.

02:00:21.000 And it's like porn. 0.59

02:00:24.000 This is why it's like porn.

02:00:25.000 The people in porn always figure out first how to push the boundaries of the technology.

02:00:33.000 Technology, when it comes to streaming, streaming video, high-resolution video, all that stuff, that's all pushed.

02:00:40.000 A lot of it's pushed by porn.

02:00:41.000 Just the amount of bandwidth involved in porn.

02:00:45.000 Off the charts.

02:00:46.000 This is like that.

02:00:48.000 Don't you think?

02:00:49.000 They must have figured out password-protected content first because there's a bunch hidden that's not free.

02:00:55.000 There's a pay version of those sites and there's a free version.

02:00:58.000 I don't know how they figured out how to make money off those things.

02:01:01.000 Who would go to pay?

02:01:02.000 You've got to be a serious pervert to say, what's available online is just not enough for my tastes.

02:01:07.000 I forget somebody we know very well. 0.99

02:01:09.000 I feel like, damn it. 0.97

02:01:10.000 Has that an account? 0.98

02:01:11.000 Yeah, he's just told me, he's like, oh yeah, I'd like to support.

02:01:13.000 Oh, he supports the artist.

02:01:16.000 He wants to marry one of those girls. 0.52

02:01:18.000 He wants to marry one.

02:01:19.000 Nothing wrong with that. 1.00

02:01:21.000 Some people are into that shit. 1.00

02:01:23.000 They're like, what'd you do today, honey? 1.00

02:01:24.000 Show me your work.

02:01:25.000 Oh, you bad girl. 1.00

02:01:27.000 You bad girl, you took all those dicks. 1.00

02:01:29.000 Some guys like that. 1.00

02:01:30.000 You're a bad girl. 0.78

02:01:31.000 Hey, I'm a bad girl, daddy. 1.00

02:01:33.000 You want to take one more dick? 1.00

02:01:34.000 I'll take it for you. 1.00

02:01:35.000 If Starbucks started giving away free coffee, I don't think anybody's going to keep paying for it, would they?

02:01:39.000 Some people would if they knew they were going to help Guatemala or something.

02:01:43.000 Don't you think?

02:01:44.000 No?

02:01:45.000 What do you think?

02:01:46.000 If it was like only one kind of coffee, you know what I mean?

02:01:51.000 Like if you couldn't get free iced coffees or free cold brews or...

02:01:56.000 Lesbian coffee? 1.00

02:01:57.000 Yeah.

02:01:58.000 You could only get decaf for free.

02:02:01.000 Oh.

02:02:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:02:02.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00

02:02:04.000 I was at a place the other day that only had decaf espresso. 1.00

02:02:08.000 That's all they had.

02:02:09.000 We only have decaf espresso. 1.00

02:02:11.000 I'm like, who the fuck drinks decaf espresso? 0.99

02:02:14.000 Because espresso, you can't even pretend that it's worth it for those little bitter sips. 0.99

02:02:19.000 There's still a little bit in there.

02:02:20.000 Yeah, a little bit.

02:02:21.000 But it's real small, right?

02:02:22.000 Yeah.

02:02:24.000 But, like, the idea of an espresso is...

02:02:26.000 Everybody thinks espresso is way stronger than it is.

02:02:28.000 Yeah, it's not.

02:02:29.000 No, that's strong.

02:02:30.000 It's just less liquid.

02:02:32.000 I just like the flavor of it.

02:02:33.000 But I like to know that it's got a little jolt to it. 0.99

02:02:36.000 I'd feel like an asshole if I was drinking decaf espresso. 0.98

02:02:38.000 Isn't that weird? 0.99

02:02:39.000 Like, regular espresso seems totally normal.

02:02:41.000 But decaf espresso, I'm like, why?

02:02:43.000 It's just because of people for health reasons.

02:02:45.000 Like, my mom can't drink caffeine anymore. 1.00

02:02:47.000 At all? 0.99

02:02:48.000 No, because it gives her heart palpitations and shit like that. 0.95

02:02:51.000 What about the amount that's in decaf? 0.99

02:02:53.000 That's so small, it doesn't matter.

02:02:55.000 Oh, really?

02:02:55.000 I thought it wasn't that small.

02:02:57.000 I saw some people arguing, some companies are going to stop testing people for nicotine usage, I forget which one, and then people were like, oh...

02:03:04.000 There's nicotine in all these foods.

02:03:06.000 You're going to have to test them for that.

02:03:07.000 And then smart people are like, yes, it's in there, but it's so minimal that you have to eat thousands of eggplants to get one pack of cigarettes.

02:03:15.000 It's like potty seeds.

02:03:16.000 Thousands.

02:03:17.000 Yeah.

02:03:18.000 So your mom, what happened?

02:03:20.000 What was her experience with you?

02:03:20.000 So she gets only decaf espresso because she loves the taste of coffee, but she can't have caffeine.

02:03:27.000 She likes espresso, though?

02:03:28.000 Yeah.

02:03:29.000 Hmm.

02:03:30.000 And I guess it tastes the same.

02:03:32.000 It's like, there's a bunch of different kinds of espresso, right? 0.99

02:03:36.000 There's different beans and shit. 0.98

02:03:37.000 Like, some people make it, like, super bitter. 0.98

02:03:40.000 The people that love doing that cranky machine, too, pop it in there and crank it and tap it down.

02:03:46.000 I like those Nespresso capsules. 0.99

02:03:48.000 Pop those bitches in enough to think too much. 1.00

02:03:50.000 Meanwhile, there's turtles out there choking the desk, belly full of them. 1.00

02:03:54.000 Okay.

02:03:56.000 Probably, right?

02:03:56.000 It's aluminum, though.

02:03:57.000 It's not plastic.

02:03:59.000 But still. 1.00

02:04:00.000 Fuck turtles, man. 1.00

02:04:01.000 When was the last time you saw a turtle? 1.00

02:04:02.000 I saw a turtle in Hawaii.

02:04:04.000 Okay, so once.

02:04:05.000 But you see straws every day.

02:04:07.000 They're cool to see.

02:04:07.000 I don't know.

02:04:08.000 I see straws more.

02:04:09.000 Yeah, but here's the thing.

02:04:11.000 I know what you're saying.

02:04:13.000 The problem, really, is waste management.

02:04:15.000 That's the problem. 0.96

02:04:15.000 How the fuck does the waste get in the ocean in the first place? 0.96

02:04:18.000 You tell me it's inevitable that everyone's so gross that all the garbage has to get in the ocean, no matter what. 0.99

02:04:23.000 I don't think that's true. 0.99

02:04:25.000 I think we need to do a way better job of collecting garbage and treating garbage and treating our own garbage and just come up with a more comprehensive plan to avoid all this shit getting into the ocean. 0.98

02:04:36.000 There's just not enough funding in or time and Greta Thornburg is only 16. She can only do so much. 0.98

02:04:42.000 They used to feed it to pigs before they figured out landfills. 0.98

02:04:44.000 Oh really?

02:04:45.000 Did they?

02:04:45.000 Yeah.

02:04:46.000 Everything?

02:04:46.000 They ate everything?

02:04:47.000 As much as they could, I think.

02:04:49.000 Wow.

02:04:50.000 The restaurant should be fine. 0.96

02:04:51.000 The pigs got sick. 0.97

02:04:53.000 Everybody's sick.

02:04:55.000 People got sick eating the pig meat.

02:04:58.000 What is this?

02:04:59.000 Spam was made.

02:05:00.000 I think it was Ari.

02:05:02.000 It was either Ari or Callan.

02:05:04.000 It might have been Callan that told me they were in China and there was a restaurant that had a toilet and the toilet was a hole.

02:05:10.000 Ari.

02:05:11.000 Was it Ari?

02:05:11.000 Yeah.

02:05:12.000 No, no, no. 0.99

02:05:12.000 But in the hole at the bottom was pigs. 0.99

02:05:16.000 He was shitting into a pigsty and the pigs would eat your shit and that this is common. 1.00

02:05:22.000 Cool. 1.00

02:05:22.000 I'm pretty sure it was Callan. 1.00

02:05:25.000 What in the fuck? 1.00

02:05:27.000 Ari definitely told me he had to shit into a hole. 1.00

02:05:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:05:29.000 I remember that. 1.00

02:05:30.000 Yeah.

02:05:30.000 He also got chased out of a Chinese girl's house by a man with a baseball bat.

02:05:35.000 Right.

02:05:35.000 And something about street oil or something like that.

02:05:39.000 The food was cooked using the oil from the...

02:05:43.000 Oh, no, no, no.

02:05:44.000 That's a different story.

02:05:47.000 There's a story that I almost forgot about until you just said that.

02:05:50.000 That's a story of them.

02:05:52.000 That's what Ari brought.

02:05:53.000 Yes, yes.

02:05:54.000 Sewer water.

02:05:55.000 Sewer water.

02:05:56.000 That they were making cooking oil out of sewer water. 0.99

02:06:00.000 There's literally people going into the sewer and turning that shit water into cooking oil. 0.99

02:06:07.000 I know you're saying there's no way. 0.99

02:06:10.000 It makes sense.

02:06:11.000 Of course.

02:06:11.000 I see Asians doing that.

02:06:12.000 How dare you racist piece of shit? 1.00

02:06:14.000 No! 1.00

02:06:15.000 My girlfriend is Asian and she likes the grossest shit ever. 1.00

02:06:19.000 Like blood, soup. 1.00

02:06:21.000 View from the inside of a pig toilet.

02:06:23.000 So there it is.

02:06:24.000 That's kind of cool.

02:06:25.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:06:25.000 I wonder if that pig thinks he's a fucking pig. 1.00

02:06:27.000 Minority village somewhere in Yunnan province, China. 1.00

02:06:30.000 The pig followed me to the toilet and positioned itself under it waiting. 0.98

02:06:33.000 I was very confused when I started using toilet paper. 0.93

02:06:37.000 For reasons. 1.00

02:06:39.000 Oh my god, because it was licking his asshole? 1.00

02:06:41.000 Yeah, I just googled it and like pig toilet just started coming up. 1.00

02:06:43.000 I tried to shit right on the pig's face. 1.00

02:06:45.000 That is so gross. 1.00

02:06:47.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:06:48.000 Now go see if you find cooking oil made from sewage.

02:06:53.000 Dun dun dun.

02:06:55.000 I know a lot of people are like, wait, what?

02:06:57.000 No, I think it was Vice.

02:06:58.000 I think Vice had a video on it. 0.99

02:07:00.000 And it was all about how there's a market for people making cooking oil In these really poor towns, they literally climb into the sewers and they take out human shit and turn it into cooking oil. 0.99

02:07:14.000 Gutter oil, they call it. 0.99

02:07:15.000 Gutter oil.

02:07:17.000 Disgusting recycled oil and sewage.

02:07:21.000 Illicit cooking oil, which has been recycled from waste oil collected from sources such as restaurant fires, grease traps, slaughterhouse waste, and sewage from sewer drains.

02:07:33.000 God.

02:07:34.000 Look at that one on the far right.

02:07:36.000 It says Chinese guttural. 0.57

02:07:37.000 You click on that. 0.99

02:07:38.000 Disgusting. 0.89

02:07:39.000 This is the video that I've seen before. 0.70

02:07:41.000 Recycled oil and sewage is used to cook Chinese street food.

02:07:45.000 Jesus Christ, bro.

02:07:47.000 They get into the potty, and then they filter all the poop out, and they get the oil.

02:07:52.000 They use filters.

02:07:53.000 They get the oil out of the poop, and then they cook your noodles in that.

02:07:56.000 Woo! 0.99

02:07:58.000 That's why we need regulation.

02:07:59.000 Would you taste it?

02:08:00.000 No.

02:08:01.000 That's why we need America.

02:08:02.000 Young Turks. 0.66

02:08:03.000 It was them.

02:08:04.000 They did one too.

02:08:06.000 Oh yeah, definitely.

02:08:08.000 Yeah, this guy opens up, or this woman rather, opens up. 1.00

02:08:11.000 Oh, and she's scooping out shit! 1.00

02:08:17.000 Please shut that off. 1.00

02:08:18.000 It's off.

02:08:19.000 I literally almost threw up.

02:08:20.000 That would have been good enough tape.

02:08:22.000 Is the Young Church from RT or whatever it's called?

02:08:25.000 TYT. Yeah.

02:08:26.000 Is that the Russian?

02:08:27.000 No, it's a different thing.

02:08:28.000 What's the Russian thing that started all the propaganda against 5G? Oh, that's Internet Research Agency.

02:08:34.000 The IRA. Against who?

02:08:36.000 5G, where they were saying 5G is bad for you.

02:08:38.000 Oh, did they do that?

02:08:39.000 Yeah.

02:08:39.000 The IRA did that?

02:08:40.000 I think so.

02:08:41.000 Man. 1.00

02:08:43.000 The 5G shit, like that propaganda is interesting. 1.00

02:08:47.000 It's RT. There's an article that says RT America. 1.00

02:08:49.000 Oh, RT. It's been sowing disinformation.

02:08:52.000 Oh, RT has been sowing disinformation. 0.99

02:08:54.000 They're the ones that started all this shit because I guess it's... 0.99

02:08:57.000 Your 5G phone won't hurt you, but Russia wants you to think otherwise. 1.00

02:09:01.000 Oh, okay.

02:09:03.000 A network known for sowing disinformation has a new alarm, the coming 5G apocalypse.

02:09:10.000 Is this New York Times?

02:09:12.000 Yeah.

02:09:13.000 It's interesting that you said New York Times, because the New York Times, if they're printing something, that's one of the places that I kind of say, if they're saying it, it's probably true.

02:09:24.000 But didn't you see what they did to Cenk Uygur from the Young Turks?

02:09:27.000 He was interviewing David Duke.

02:09:30.000 And he goes, of course you're not a racist.

02:09:33.000 He's mocking him.

02:09:34.000 Mocking him.

02:09:35.000 And they took it out of context, in quotes.

02:09:38.000 And they wrote that he said to David Duke, of course you're not a racist.

02:09:42.000 They tried to pretend.

02:09:43.000 Somebody just got too woke for their own good.

02:09:46.000 Somebody crossed the line.

02:09:48.000 They crossed the line.

02:09:50.000 They wanted to stop him.

02:09:51.000 They wanted to stop him.

02:09:52.000 And so they got overwoke.

02:09:54.000 They lied.

02:09:55.000 That's crazy.

02:09:56.000 That's a crazy lie, though, for that to get into the New York Times.

02:10:00.000 I wonder what the fallout from that was.

02:10:02.000 Because for them, that's got to be very embarrassing that someone actually printed that.

02:10:06.000 Because they were forced to make a retraction.

02:10:08.000 But the problem with that is when people hear about stuff like that, there's a lot of people obviously working at the New York Times.

02:10:14.000 A lot of people.

02:10:16.000 So it doesn't represent everybody there.

02:10:18.000 But when someone gets away with something sneaky like that, it really fucks over everybody else. 0.96

02:10:23.000 Because then all the other people that are making stories, people are going to go, yeah, you're the fucking people that said that Cenk Uygur said, you know, David Duke wasn't a racist when that's clearly not what he said. 0.99

02:10:31.000 Your fucking magazine's fake news. 1.00

02:10:32.000 It's all bullshit. 1.00

02:10:33.000 You're the shit newspaper. 1.00

02:10:35.000 Congratulations. 1.00

02:10:37.000 You're going to fuel that.

02:10:38.000 And the New York Times used to have none of that, right?

02:10:41.000 They used to have none of that.

02:10:44.000 They just issued a correction.

02:10:46.000 Yeah, that doesn't mean anything.

02:10:47.000 I don't see anything else from that.

02:10:48.000 But the correction's too late.

02:10:49.000 It's in a newspaper.

02:10:50.000 How many corrections a year do they do is what I would like to know.

02:10:55.000 Well, how many people read the correction versus read the original story?

02:10:58.000 That's what gets real weird.

02:11:00.000 Like, if you make something up about someone, then put it down, or make something, interpret it incorrectly, on purpose, intentionally, and then you put it out there, how much responsibility does the newspaper have, and how much responsibility does that writer have for doing that?

02:11:14.000 They probably don't like him.

02:11:15.000 They don't want him to do it. 1.00

02:11:16.000 They figure like, fuck this guy. 1.00

02:11:18.000 He fucking said it. 1.00

02:11:19.000 Did he actually say it? 1.00

02:11:20.000 He did say it.

02:11:22.000 I don't know what he meant.

02:11:22.000 Do you know what he meant?

02:11:24.000 Fucking print it. 0.99

02:11:24.000 I don't know. 0.99

02:11:25.000 I don't know what the process was.

02:11:27.000 But you can't do that if you want us to take you seriously.

02:11:31.000 But there's still one of the number one.

02:11:33.000 I still take them serious.

02:11:34.000 I take them seriously most of the time.

02:11:36.000 Most of the time.

02:11:36.000 There was another one they did with Conor McGregor.

02:11:38.000 Back when Conor McGregor fought Floyd.

02:11:40.000 And they said his face was bloodied.

02:11:42.000 And I'm like, no it wasn't.

02:11:44.000 He didn't have any blood.

02:11:45.000 You guys are making things up.

02:11:47.000 You can't make things up.

02:11:48.000 Did they retract that?

02:11:49.000 Yes.

02:11:49.000 Yeah.

02:11:49.000 They did.

02:11:50.000 Because you said it.

02:11:50.000 They did.

02:11:51.000 But they had to.

02:11:53.000 Everybody saw it.

02:11:54.000 You know the arrogance that you have to have to pretend that you saw something that wasn't there? 0.98

02:11:59.000 Or either that or you're paying attention so loosely before you write the story that you don't even give a fuck how the fight went? 0.96

02:12:06.000 And you're going to report on the fight? 0.98

02:12:08.000 Come on, man.

02:12:09.000 You can't do that.

02:12:10.000 You've got to stop.

02:12:11.000 You're the New York Times.

02:12:11.000 You're not a podcast.

02:12:12.000 Get a podcast if you want to say. 1.00

02:12:14.000 Spread misinformation and talk stupid shit. 1.00

02:12:18.000 That's the difference. 1.00

02:12:19.000 Nobody takes us seriously. 0.99

02:12:20.000 They take the fucking New York Times seriously. 0.99

02:12:22.000 You've got a serious job, okay? 1.00

02:12:26.000 It's like if you're a cop.

02:12:28.000 You've got a serious job.

02:12:30.000 You're a reporter reporting the actual news.

02:12:33.000 You've got a serious job.

02:12:34.000 Because you can change the way people look at things.

02:12:37.000 And it might be a lie.

02:12:39.000 And that got us into a lot of problems in the past.

02:12:42.000 Yeah.

02:12:44.000 People always think they know better, though.

02:12:46.000 They know better than what everybody else wants.

02:12:49.000 That's where it's a real problem.

02:12:51.000 You think you're doing good by withholding information, or you think you're doing good by censoring people.

02:12:58.000 Do you get your news mostly from, like, Twitter or something?

02:13:01.000 I don't get my news from anywhere anymore.

02:13:02.000 I feel great.

02:13:03.000 I looked at a newspaper the other day, I picked it up, and I'm like, what happened over there?

02:13:08.000 I forget what it was about.

02:13:10.000 It was a story about something.

02:13:13.000 And I was like, I didn't know that.

02:13:14.000 And I read into it a little bit.

02:13:15.000 It was in the Wall Street Journal. 0.99

02:13:16.000 And I was like, I got other shit to think about. 0.92

02:13:21.000 It's a terribly irresponsible way to look at things, but I don't know if you can do that much. 0.96

02:13:28.000 I don't know what the responsibility is, ultimately, to completely pay attention to everything all the time.

02:13:33.000 I don't know what responsibility you have.

02:13:34.000 People get mad at you if you don't completely pay attention to everything that's of importance all the time.

02:13:39.000 And they had a point.

02:13:40.000 They have a point. 0.99

02:13:41.000 But you also have a point for self-management and for mental management to probably pay attention to less shit. 0.99

02:13:49.000 I feel healthier and happier when I pay attention to less shit. 1.00

02:13:54.000 That's why this Iran thing's got me fucked up. 1.00

02:13:56.000 Because if something makes me think about it, that means it's in the forefront of the news now. 0.99

02:14:00.000 It's a big deal.

02:14:02.000 I'm like, oh... 0.99

02:14:04.000 Dude, do you see that fucking... 0.99

02:14:08.000 The meme that someone made and they put up on Instagram about feminists the day after World War III starts. 1.00

02:14:17.000 It's an old-timey 1950s lady in the oven baking. 1.00

02:14:22.000 She's got an apron on and shit. 1.00

02:14:23.000 She's got the oven door open. 1.00

02:14:25.000 She's making some nice cookies. 0.79

02:14:26.000 She's like, Hilarious.

02:14:31.000 Boy, all these teeny, tiny, whiny beta males that have been posturing for attention and virtue signaling and what a rude awakening it's going to be if war breaks out. 0.99

02:14:51.000 War is the scariest shit of all time that people are so convinced that That no matter, besides all the other threats that face us, disease and injury and accidents and death and all this other shit, that we're absolutely convinced that we're always going to have war. 0.99

02:15:10.000 I never met any one person that thinks we're never going to have war again. 0.98

02:15:14.000 Have you?

02:15:16.000 There's never been a time.

02:15:18.000 Where are you going to move?

02:15:20.000 Canada, maybe?

02:15:22.000 Canada?

02:15:23.000 No.

02:15:23.000 That's not bad, especially if they light this place up.

02:15:26.000 I still lean towards Texas or Colorado.

02:15:29.000 Texas is a good move.

02:15:31.000 I like Texas. 0.99

02:15:32.000 Texas is a good move, too, if you don't want to fuck with the winter. 0.99

02:15:35.000 I just can't do the fucking snow driving. 0.99

02:15:37.000 The humidity, though, is a little too much. 0.99

02:15:39.000 It gets rough.

02:15:40.000 It gets real rough down by the ocean.

02:15:42.000 Like Houston area, that gets rough in the summer.

02:15:44.000 Remember that? 1.00

02:15:45.000 Fuck that. 1.00

02:15:45.000 We'd be there in July and August. 1.00

02:15:47.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:15:49.000 It gets hot. 1.00

02:15:50.000 Yeah, I'll be there in two days.

02:15:53.000 What are you doing? 0.97

02:15:54.000 Kill Tony's. 0.98

02:15:55.000 Oh, where at? 0.97

02:15:55.000 Which place? 0.97

02:15:57.000 Secret Group and the LOL... We're good to go.

02:16:21.000 It's nice to see scenes.

02:16:23.000 Yeah.

02:16:24.000 Scenes staying alive.

02:16:25.000 That was like an ember for a while. 0.99

02:16:27.000 They had a fucking great scene at the Laugh Stop, man. 0.98

02:16:30.000 A lot of people don't remember. 0.99

02:16:33.000 We have to talk about it for people to get an understanding of what it was like.

02:16:37.000 Remember when they had that really good open mic that went all night?

02:16:40.000 Yeah.

02:16:40.000 I love that place.

02:16:41.000 The place was awesome.

02:16:42.000 And then that place across the street where you ate at, Bebas or whatever. 0.98

02:16:46.000 Yeah.

02:16:46.000 That place was great.

02:16:47.000 Yeah.

02:16:48.000 The thing about that place was that the dude who ran it was just too crazy. 0.96

02:16:53.000 He was too crazy. 0.98

02:16:55.000 It was just too much drugs, too much chaos, too much... 0.86

02:16:59.000 And then the other guy took over and tried to make it a little corporate. 0.68

02:17:04.000 And then it was like, well, this kind of existed the way it was before because a crazy person ran it.

02:17:11.000 In a lot of ways, like the store.

02:17:14.000 The store has figured out the sweet balance, though.

02:17:16.000 Letting crazy people run it, but also have a business mind and keeping it together.

02:17:21.000 But just saying, oh, this is an interesting business deal, but this is basically the best way to make it run.

02:17:29.000 Can't beat the story.

02:17:30.000 I love it.

02:17:31.000 It's the best.

02:17:32.000 But, you know, I remember I'd heard that Gene Garofalo had moved to Houston.

02:17:36.000 That might be fake news.

02:17:37.000 But I was in Boston, and I remember saying, like, what? 0.99

02:17:40.000 I'm like, who the fuck is in Houston? 0.99

02:17:42.000 And Kinnison was in Houston, and Bill Hicks was in Houston. 0.99

02:17:46.000 So Houston, at one point in time, was a hub, man.

02:17:49.000 Like, there were some beasts coming out of Houston, particularly Kinnison. 0.99

02:17:52.000 When Kinnison burst out of Houston, everybody was like, holy shit! 0.99

02:17:56.000 The best comic in the world came from Texas? 1.00

02:17:59.000 How the fuck? 1.00

02:18:00.000 Because for those two years that Kinison was on top, he was a fucking tornado, man. 1.00

02:18:07.000 He was just ripping houses out of the foundations and throwing them through the air. 0.99

02:18:11.000 And that was all from Texas.

02:18:12.000 So I'd heard a bunch of people had moved down there.

02:18:15.000 Because this is like, I want to say like late 80s.

02:18:20.000 Like late 80s, early 90s.

02:18:22.000 Kinison died, I think, in like 91 or 92 or something like that.

02:18:27.000 But Texas, Austin has a really good scene too.

02:18:31.000 Austin, Dallas, like all of Texas.

02:18:34.000 Always has.

02:18:35.000 Have you ever thought about moving to Texas?

02:18:37.000 Yes.

02:18:38.000 I love it there.

02:18:39.000 Me too. 0.96

02:18:40.000 I fucking love it there. 1.00

02:18:41.000 If the shit hit the fan in California, yee-haw! 1.00

02:18:43.000 I'm gonna get a ranch! 1.00

02:18:45.000 Woo! 0.99

02:18:46.000 Live from the ranch.

02:18:47.000 The new JRE. Yeah, I'll have a fucking cowboy hat on and a snake tie. 1.00

02:18:54.000 Meat all day. 1.00

02:18:56.000 Barbecue meat.

02:18:56.000 I don't know how long you'll be able to keep up this carnivore diet.

02:19:00.000 It seems to have subsided, but for a couple of days it was literally touch and go. 0.99

02:19:05.000 Like my dick would like tingle a little bit, my butthole would pucker up, and I'd go, uh-oh, you better keep that vault shut. 0.99

02:19:15.000 It would be like... 1.00

02:19:18.000 Try explaining to someone who's never taken a shit what it feels like if you know you have diarrhea, but you haven't experienced it. 0.99

02:19:23.000 You know that feeling? 0.99

02:19:24.000 Like, oh, this one's a problem.

02:19:26.000 You know that feeling? 0.98

02:19:27.000 Like, how sensitive is the inner wall of your butthole? 0.98

02:19:30.000 It's a ticking time bomb, because you know it's going to happen, too. 0.99

02:19:32.000 Right, but if you don't know you have diarrhea, you know there's those moments where you're like, oh, this is not good.

02:19:37.000 Where it came out of nowhere?

02:19:38.000 Well, you think you have it.

02:19:39.000 Like, you're like, I've got to get to a toilet immediately.

02:19:41.000 Like, there's an urgency to the feeling that you have. 1.00

02:19:44.000 Like, your butthole is like, hey! 0.99

02:19:47.000 And you're like, what's going on down there, guys? 1.00

02:19:49.000 And you know, like, I gotta get to a bathroom right now.

02:19:51.000 You don't even know why you know.

02:19:54.000 Like, if you had to describe to someone, tell me what it's like when you know you're about to have explosive diarrhea.

02:20:00.000 What's the feeling?

02:20:02.000 Pressure.

02:20:02.000 Yeah, pressure.

02:20:03.000 That's not good enough.

02:20:03.000 I don't know.

02:20:04.000 That sounds like you're giving birth. 0.96

02:20:06.000 It sounds like you got a rock in your pocket.

02:20:08.000 It's more than pressure.

02:20:09.000 There's a heat.

02:20:10.000 You know the heat that you feel like sometimes when you got hot diarrhea? 0.97

02:20:13.000 Like the inside of your butthole heats up and you're like, whoa! 0.97

02:20:17.000 This is gonna be a problem! 1.00

02:20:19.000 I love it when it's a suicide bomber where you just sit down.

02:20:27.000 It's a great feeling and satisfaction that you actually made it to a toilet when that happens.

02:20:31.000 When you just fill up that bowl with water. 0.97

02:20:35.000 Yeah, I took a shit the third or fourth day of this diet that I took a picture of. 0.99

02:20:40.000 Because there was no solid to it. 1.00

02:20:43.000 It was black splatter. 0.99

02:20:45.000 Oh God, I hate when it's black. 1.00

02:20:47.000 But it was so dark. 1.00

02:20:48.000 It was like what I would imagine the devil shit would look like. 1.00

02:20:52.000 Send it to a doctor to just make sure you're good. 1.00

02:20:54.000 No, you guys are doctors, right?

02:20:56.000 No, you don't see it.

02:20:57.000 Well, I just want you to know.

02:20:59.000 I want you to know what kind of stuff I'm dealing with.

02:21:01.000 Oh, no.

02:21:02.000 No lease.

02:21:03.000 And I want to know what everybody thinks.

02:21:04.000 I need to know your opinion.

02:21:06.000 I mean, is this to be a concern or no?

02:21:09.000 Should I be concerned?

02:21:11.000 What's going on?

02:21:12.000 Oh, God, dude.

02:21:14.000 No, that looks like a mouse.

02:21:16.000 A computer mouse.

02:21:18.000 Take a look at that.

02:21:20.000 It's all fluid.

02:21:22.000 Black fluid.

02:21:23.000 Dark. 0.73

02:21:24.000 Like a Corvette.

02:21:25.000 It's like the rabdo piss. 1.00

02:21:28.000 Bro. 1.00

02:21:28.000 Because when I Google shit problems or say if it's ever black or if it looks like sand or something like that, you should go to a doctor. 1.00

02:21:37.000 Both problems. 0.99

02:21:40.000 The thing is, Sean Baker was telling me that, I don't know if this is true or not, I'll read you what he said, because I will definitely butcher this.

02:21:48.000 Bear in mind, he is an actual doctor.

02:21:51.000 He is a... 1.00

02:21:52.000 I mean, that's the blackest I've ever seen, and I thought I had black shit before. 1.00

02:21:56.000 It's not even shit, though. 1.00

02:21:57.000 It's like, it's liquid. 0.99

02:21:58.000 It's like oil.

02:22:00.000 Yeah, it's a disaster.

02:22:01.000 Speaking of the shipper, I showed some of my friends the Jew clam video the other day. 1.00

02:22:04.000 I never heard of it.

02:22:06.000 You should put that away.

02:22:07.000 It's not good.

02:22:08.000 Hold on, let me find it.

02:22:10.000 Where did you send it to me?

02:22:13.000 Hold on a second, please.

02:22:15.000 My apologies.

02:22:18.000 Talk amongst yourselves for a moment.

02:22:20.000 Do you have a toto?

02:22:22.000 Or do you have a...

02:22:24.000 Oh, no.

02:22:24.000 I would want to get what we have here, that brondle.

02:22:27.000 Yeah.

02:22:29.000 1000 heated seats.

02:22:30.000 Heated water.

02:22:31.000 Heated water.

02:22:32.000 Yeah.

02:22:33.000 It's the best.

02:22:34.000 What is that?

02:22:35.000 The bidet.

02:22:36.000 The bidet we have here.

02:22:38.000 But the air is a little weird.

02:22:41.000 The air conditioner?

02:22:42.000 The air dryer?

02:22:44.000 Because it's blowing right up.

02:22:45.000 You know what's weird is that I didn't like it, but I've grown to like it. 1.00

02:22:49.000 It's smelling your ass. 1.00

02:22:51.000 It makes the whole room smell like your butthole. 1.00

02:22:54.000 It's kind of weird. 1.00

02:22:56.000 No.

02:22:57.000 What?

02:22:58.000 The air dryer on the bidet. 1.00

02:23:00.000 It's just blowing your butthole in your face. 0.99

02:23:04.000 I didn't like it at first, but now it's alright. 0.99

02:23:07.000 I can't find this dude's message.

02:23:08.000 I know he sent it to me, but I can't find it.

02:23:14.000 Mine, it opens up the seat when you come in and everything like that, but sometimes my girlfriend, like, unplugs it to use the hair dryer. 0.76

02:23:21.000 Is there another level?

02:23:22.000 Joe, have you had a better bidet than the one we have here?

02:23:25.000 Like, is there a next level to it?

02:23:26.000 I mean, there might be.

02:23:27.000 I don't know of one, though.

02:23:29.000 The Toto's really good.

02:23:30.000 I recommend the Toto.

02:23:31.000 The one we have is pretty good. 0.83

02:23:34.000 I feel very guilty when I go through a whole water cycle up my butt though. 0.97

02:23:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:23:37.000 Fuck, I'm a bad person. 1.00

02:23:39.000 You posted a video or a picture of it one time. 1.00

02:23:41.000 We were at that one hotel that had a hose next to it.

02:23:43.000 Double hose! 1.00

02:23:44.000 I still don't understand what the fuck you're supposed to do with that. 0.99

02:23:46.000 Apparently it has to do with some religions. 1.00

02:23:48.000 Some religions think you're not supposed to wipe your ass with anything, so you just blast that sucker. 1.00

02:23:55.000 This is what someone told me. 1.00

02:23:56.000 I think maybe a limo driver, so I might be making this up. 1.00

02:24:00.000 To shit butt naked, basically? 1.00

02:24:01.000 Yes! 1.00

02:24:02.000 That's what you're supposed to do. 1.00

02:24:03.000 Shit, shower, shave. 1.00

02:24:04.000 Come on, you fucking monster. 1.00

02:24:07.000 Let me find this dude's text message to me. 1.00

02:24:10.000 I told him I'm doing it, and then I told him I'm having some...

02:24:14.000 Rock-hard diarrhea.

02:24:16.000 Did you know that in photos on your iPhone, that you could search by, if you just type in car, it knows what cars are, and it would bring up photos?

02:24:26.000 I was trying to find this picture of a person's tooth.

02:24:30.000 And I just typed in tooth in photos and searched, and it found all these people's close-ups of their smiles and stuff.

02:24:38.000 I didn't know that you could search photos.

02:24:40.000 I found this message.

02:24:41.000 Here, hold on a second.

02:24:42.000 It says, for some reason, for some people, too many eggs can lead to diarrhea.

02:24:46.000 That was not the case of me.

02:24:47.000 I wasn't eating that many eggs.

02:24:49.000 Hardly any eggs.

02:24:50.000 Most of the time, it's just the colon adapting.

02:24:54.000 Whoops, I lost it there.

02:24:55.000 Sorry. 0.99

02:24:55.000 Shit. 0.99

02:24:57.000 God damn it. 1.00

02:24:58.000 Search for colon adapting. 1.00

02:24:59.000 You'll get there.

02:25:00.000 I had it though.

02:25:01.000 53 messages.

02:25:02.000 I don't know if that's true.

02:25:03.000 See, here's the thing about all this stuff is there's a lot of dispute.

02:25:07.000 Like a lot.

02:25:08.000 A lot of dispute.

02:25:10.000 What people think is and isn't true about nutrition and diet.

02:25:17.000 Like that is one of the more confusing things about talking to all these different people.

02:25:21.000 What is okay and what's not okay?

02:25:23.000 What's healthy and what's not healthy?

02:25:25.000 How much difference does it make biologically between people?

02:25:28.000 Like, healthy for you but not healthy for me?

02:25:30.000 Is that real?

02:25:30.000 Like, how does one find it?

02:25:32.000 It's a fucking long road to try to sort all this stuff out. 0.94

02:25:36.000 So when people start talking about, like, why something gives you diarrhea, I'm like, hmm, I don't know if that's true. 0.97

02:25:44.000 It says the colon's adapting to a relatively higher amount of liquid Leaving the small intestine than we're used to on a high fiber diet.

02:25:59.000 I don't know.

02:26:01.000 We're going to find out.

02:26:03.000 Yeah, it seems to me.

02:26:04.000 I find it odd that you have diarrhea on a meat diet.

02:26:07.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:26:07.000 Yeah, it's just weird.

02:26:08.000 But what he's saying, if your colon is used to high fiber, which captivates some of the liquid, and then it would cause that fiber to swell up, And then it comes out in the form of watery shit. 0.84

02:26:20.000 So instead, there's none of that. 0.97

02:26:22.000 It's just meat.

02:26:23.000 So you got the plop-plop, that's the meat, and then everything else is liquid.

02:26:27.000 Yikes! 1.00

02:26:28.000 Are you drinking more liquid too, do you think?

02:26:29.000 Because you're filling space?

02:26:33.000 I'm definitely drinking a good amount of liquid.

02:26:35.000 I'm being healthy about it.

02:26:37.000 We bought these body composition scales that you get on, but it said I should be 142 pounds, and then I'm 59 pounds of fat.

02:26:47.000 That's not true. 1.00

02:26:48.000 So it's a piece of shit. 1.00

02:26:49.000 Yeah, those things are... 1.00

02:26:50.000 I talked to my doctor about it today.

02:26:52.000 He said they're not...

02:26:53.000 He said the real ones have a handle.

02:26:56.000 There's a handle on one side and then it goes across your body.

02:26:59.000 So it gets you from the floor up and it gets you across your body with these wires that you hold on to.

02:27:04.000 And it gets a better scan.

02:27:05.000 But the best scan is when you go into an immersion tank and then they find out what your body composition is.

02:27:11.000 There's more complicated machinery involved.

02:27:14.000 I know the UFC has some body composition scanner laid down on this thing.

02:27:18.000 That's a different level.

02:27:19.000 That's probably the one that works.

02:27:22.000 Because this...

02:27:23.000 I mean, I don't know.

02:27:24.000 Maybe the one that you step on works.

02:27:26.000 Maybe.

02:27:26.000 But I'm skeptical of the one I got.

02:27:28.000 I'm not even going to say the name of it.

02:27:29.000 The one I ordered.

02:27:30.000 I ordered three different ones because I wanted to see if they were...

02:27:32.000 Because we're all talking about doing it.

02:27:34.000 Ari's going to do it. 0.95

02:27:35.000 We're going to do a podcast.

02:27:36.000 We're all going to do a weight loss podcast because we look so fat.

02:27:39.000 Except Ari. 0.85

02:27:41.000 He wants to lose body fat, and he has the bones of a baked chicken. 0.97

02:27:48.000 His bones just break, and he found out he has inadequate bone mass, and he's like, oh, okay, that's probably why everything breaks when I ski, because he's broken a bunch of shit skiing his arm, his legs, ankle. 0.98

02:28:00.000 So he's going to gain some mass and hopefully become more of a man. 0.92

02:28:04.000 I mean, that's the ultimate goal going into this one.

02:28:07.000 His ski video is pretty amazing, if that's him.

02:28:10.000 I think it's real.

02:28:11.000 He posted some video.

02:28:13.000 I don't know if it's real or a deep fake.

02:28:14.000 Yeah, if him's skiing.

02:28:16.000 Oh, he can ski.

02:28:16.000 Yeah, he can ski pretty good.

02:28:18.000 He's going on all the ramps.

02:28:19.000 Oh, dude, he's been skiing forever.

02:28:21.000 Ari's been skiing forever.

02:28:22.000 Yeah, he knows how to ski.

02:28:23.000 Pretty amazing.

02:28:24.000 Yeah.

02:28:24.000 Bert's been doing push-ups, or kind of push-ups.

02:28:26.000 What does that kind of push-ups mean?

02:28:28.000 You either do or you don't.

02:28:30.000 Like Yoda over here.

02:28:31.000 There's no want.

02:28:33.000 Do or don't.

02:28:34.000 Full extension.

02:28:35.000 Full extension push-ups? 0.86

02:28:37.000 Not really?

02:28:37.000 He's not?

02:28:38.000 Well, those don't count.

02:28:39.000 You get zero points, sir.

02:28:41.000 Get back down there.

02:28:42.000 It's a camera trick.

02:28:43.000 He's just bringing up a carpet.

02:28:45.000 So he's trying to lose weight, too.

02:28:47.000 Yeah, we're all going to try to look impressive at the end of February.

02:28:50.000 Is there a contest?

02:28:51.000 Are you figuring that out?

02:28:52.000 No, just doing it?

02:28:53.000 Just doing it's better.

02:28:55.000 The problem with contests is we all get crazy and we don't have time.

02:28:58.000 And the contest that's involved between Bert and Tom with just dance-off videos is getting pretty spectacular.

02:29:03.000 I know a few things.

02:29:05.000 I'm not telling nobody.

02:29:06.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

02:29:06.000 But there's some shit in the works. 0.99

02:29:08.000 It's going down. 0.98

02:29:09.000 Are we going to see you returning to, like, a...

02:29:12.000 No.

02:29:13.000 I'm not dancing.

02:29:14.000 I love that dancing scene.

02:29:16.000 No.

02:29:16.000 No dancing.

02:29:17.000 You used a curtain and swung across the room or something.

02:29:20.000 No, that was Kevin James did.

02:29:21.000 Oh.

02:29:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:29:23.000 That shit's hard on you, man. 1.00

02:29:24.000 It takes a lot of energy to learn how to dance in some stupid way that nobody gives a fuck about. 1.00

02:29:29.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 1.00

02:29:32.000 Go big on TikTok and go crazy.

02:29:34.000 It's hard, man.

02:29:35.000 I'll tell you that.

02:29:35.000 I have a lot of respect for dancers.

02:29:37.000 It's fucking hard to do. 0.97

02:29:38.000 Very hard to do. 0.99

02:29:39.000 I mean, just the physical motion required to move your body like that, it's difficult.

02:29:44.000 I get it.

02:29:45.000 I don't like when people try to shame you into doing their thing either.

02:29:49.000 I don't like that.

02:29:50.000 Are you too scared?

02:29:51.000 Scared to do a dance-off? 1.00

02:29:53.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:29:54.000 Alright, fuck you. 1.00

02:29:55.000 I'm not scared to do it. 1.00

02:29:56.000 No one's scared to do a dance-off, man.

02:29:57.000 It doesn't matter if you dance better, okay?

02:30:00.000 It's like, out of all the things, it's one of...

02:30:03.000 This is not 1970, and this isn't Saturday Night Fever, okay?

02:30:07.000 Okay.

02:30:09.000 It's not a valuable commodity.

02:30:11.000 I know you wish it was.

02:30:12.000 I know you wish it was.

02:30:14.000 I know you wish in this day and age that being a great dancer was a valuable commodity.

02:30:18.000 But you know how I know it's not?

02:30:20.000 Because there's no rich, professional, male dancers that are famous.

02:30:25.000 Name one.

02:30:26.000 The last one we have was Baryshnikov.

02:30:28.000 After that, that's it.

02:30:30.000 There's no more...

02:30:32.000 It's not like...

02:30:33.000 Well, think about all the famous chefs we have.

02:30:35.000 Gordon Ramsay and Anthony Bourdain and the famous celebrity wealthy chefs are a dime a dozen.

02:30:42.000 There's a lot of them today.

02:30:44.000 Guy Fieri.

02:30:45.000 You can keep going.

02:30:45.000 Wolfgang Puck.

02:30:46.000 You can keep going, right?

02:30:48.000 Name one.

02:30:50.000 Baller dancer.

02:30:51.000 Just dancer, though.

02:30:52.000 Just dancer.

02:30:53.000 Michael Jackson.

02:30:54.000 There's people that are good at it.

02:30:55.000 No, he's Michael Jackson.

02:30:56.000 And he's dead.

02:30:58.000 Name one right now.

02:31:00.000 Save you on Glover. 1.00

02:31:01.000 Who the fuck is that? 1.00

02:31:03.000 Who the hell? 1.00

02:31:03.000 It's tap dancing. 1.00

02:31:04.000 Listen, bro.

02:31:06.000 Keep it.

02:31:06.000 No disrespect to Mr. Glover.

02:31:08.000 No disrespect to anybody who bowls professionally.

02:31:12.000 Yeah, it's tough.

02:31:13.000 This lick. 0.99

02:31:13.000 You can't. 0.99

02:31:14.000 Nobody gives a fuck. 0.99

02:31:15.000 So if you try to pretend that it's a big deal, like it's not a big deal. 0.98

02:31:20.000 That's why you can't make a living doing it.

02:31:23.000 I guess you can make a living dancing.

02:31:25.000 You certainly can make a living.

02:31:26.000 And if that's not the only reason, of course I'm joking, it's not the only reason to be a very good dancer.

02:31:33.000 You should dance for love.

02:31:35.000 Dance for the love of your craft.

02:31:37.000 But if you try to shame someone, and they're not having a dance-off, they're gonna go, hey, that doesn't mean anything.

02:31:44.000 There's a lot of other interesting things you could do with your body.

02:31:48.000 You know?

02:31:49.000 You can get good at a lot of different movements. 1.00

02:31:51.000 I don't have to do a fucking hip-hop dance-off with you. 0.99

02:31:54.000 How about no? 1.00

02:31:59.000 Come on, man.

02:32:00.000 I want you to listen to some music you don't even like. 0.98

02:32:02.000 And I want you to move in a way that's going to embarrass the fuck out of you five years from now. 0.99

02:32:07.000 So, go ahead. 0.93

02:32:09.000 Especially what Bert did, or what Tom did to Bert.

02:32:12.000 Oh, my God.

02:32:13.000 Oh, my God.

02:32:13.000 That was...

02:32:14.000 Kind of taking it too far.

02:32:16.000 It took it even further.

02:32:16.000 Because then he released a behind-the-scenes video as a real reaction to Burt's video.

02:32:21.000 And they're not much better than the reactions that were in the fucking video where it was acted out. 0.97

02:32:25.000 The real reactions hurt more. 0.99

02:32:27.000 Because they're looking at him like, they're like, what the fuck? 1.00

02:32:29.000 Oh, oh, what the fuck is he doing? 1.00

02:32:32.000 That was real. 1.00

02:32:33.000 That was a real reaction.

02:32:36.000 Why is everyone trying to hurt Burt?

02:32:39.000 Because he's a really nice guy.

02:32:41.000 I'm not trying to hurt him. 1.00

02:32:42.000 I'm not like these fucks. 1.00

02:32:44.000 Ari's out there drugging him and Tom's pretending to stab him. 0.99

02:32:47.000 I'm just trying to get the guy to be healthy.

02:32:50.000 Yeah, that's right.

02:32:51.000 Joey Diaz dosed his dad.

02:32:52.000 I mean, everybody is.

02:32:54.000 Everybody's in on it.

02:32:55.000 It's not cool.

02:32:56.000 It's not cool.

02:32:57.000 He didn't deserve it.

02:32:59.000 Right?

02:33:00.000 No!

02:33:01.000 I don't think you deserve it.

02:33:02.000 I don't think he asked for it.

02:33:05.000 But it seems like that's part of the Burt Kreischer experience.

02:33:11.000 Right?

02:33:12.000 Part of the Burt Kreischer experience is like people step over.

02:33:17.000 They line step on him.

02:33:20.000 Don't you think?

02:33:21.000 A lot of people line step on Burt.

02:33:23.000 He gets very mad at it too.

02:33:25.000 Secretly mad.

02:33:26.000 Well, yeah, people just taking their shirt off with them.

02:33:28.000 Well, not just that.

02:33:29.000 I mean, just what Ari did and what Tom did. 0.96

02:33:32.000 Those are two line steps.

02:33:34.000 Big time line steps.

02:33:35.000 Ari first took all his albums and I think he thought he broke them, remember?

02:33:40.000 Oh, that's right.

02:33:40.000 And they threatened him on...

02:33:41.000 That's right.

02:33:41.000 Or Burt took him and then threatened him on Twitter.

02:33:44.000 That's right.

02:33:44.000 I forgot about that part.

02:33:45.000 Big suspension.

02:33:47.000 So Burt took the albums and then Ari threatened Burt. 0.72

02:33:51.000 Because he wouldn't give them back.

02:33:52.000 That's right.

02:33:52.000 Said he was going to kill him and then Twitter suspended him.

02:33:58.000 They had banned them, and we had to show them somehow that it was a joke.

02:34:03.000 I think management got involved.

02:34:06.000 I remember there was a lot of people involved making emails and calls to Twitter trying to explain.

02:34:12.000 These are best friends.

02:34:13.000 They're comedians.

02:34:15.000 But when you think about just having one of your best friends make a video of you, like a deep fake, getting stabbed, like Tom did, I was like, yo, what?

02:34:25.000 And it was realistic.

02:34:26.000 No, it was really rough.

02:34:28.000 Tom's all about the internet.

02:34:29.000 He knows what works.

02:34:30.000 He tricked him into giving him all the footage.

02:34:33.000 Giving him all the expressions.

02:34:34.000 Making all the facial expressions. 0.98

02:34:36.000 It's so ridiculous. 1.00

02:34:38.000 Yeah, I asked Bert about it, and he was like, you know how fucked up, like, my daughter saw that. 1.00

02:34:43.000 Oh, that's fucked up. 1.00

02:34:44.000 Can you imagine seeing your dad being stabbed like that? 1.00

02:34:46.000 That should shame him into losing weight, so it doesn't look like that.

02:34:49.000 It doesn't look like that anymore.

02:34:51.000 Dude, I looked at myself when my gut was hanging out, my love handles are hanging out.

02:34:56.000 That's as heavy as I've ever been, and that's one of the reasons why I decided to do this carnivore thing.

02:35:00.000 Just try it.

02:35:01.000 Like, I'm 205 pounds.

02:35:03.000 I'm supposed to be, like, 190. I was like a legit 15 pounds overweight.

02:35:07.000 I'm like, okay, let me just lose this weight.

02:35:09.000 So now I'm down to like...

02:35:11.000 I think this morning I was 197 or something like that.

02:35:16.000 Yeah.

02:35:16.000 Ew.

02:35:17.000 I know.

02:35:18.000 Not good, right?

02:35:19.000 So I've lost eight pounds in just two weeks.

02:35:23.000 I don't know how much of that's real, though.

02:35:25.000 How much of that's water?

02:35:27.000 How much is that real?

02:35:27.000 How much is real?

02:35:28.000 How much can you actually lose?

02:35:33.000 How much is real loss and how much of it is stuff that is going to change instantaneously the moment I change the way I'm eating?

02:35:40.000 Is it from carrying around water?

02:35:43.000 What is it?

02:35:44.000 I think most diets I notice that you can get up to 7 pounds, 8 pounds off almost immediately just by changing your diet.

02:35:53.000 And a lot of, like sodium, I'm just joking, but that's actually a huge thing.

02:35:56.000 A lot of people eat noodles and ramen.

02:35:59.000 That's like your daily, how much sodium you're supposed to have in one half bowl.

02:36:04.000 So you're just retaining a lot of water.

02:36:06.000 Yeah.

02:36:07.000 A lot of people drink Gatorade a lot and stuff like that because they're hungover.

02:36:13.000 They get a bunch of sodium that way.

02:36:17.000 Yeah.

02:36:17.000 Is there a healthy form of Gatorade?

02:36:20.000 See, someone told me that the thing that makes Gatorade really bad when you don't exercise makes it good if you do exercise.

02:36:27.000 Someone's explaining that Gatorade, like, if you just want to drink Gatorade all day, it's kind of like, almost like sugar.

02:36:33.000 Like, you're just drinking sugar.

02:36:34.000 You're just drinking a soda.

02:36:36.000 But, if you rigorously exercise, Gatorade's not a bad thing to have after you rigorously exercise.

02:36:44.000 Like, this is doctor.

02:36:46.000 Who has a sort of famous workout webpage and videos and he's very, very intelligent.

02:36:53.000 Jim Stopani is his name.

02:36:55.000 And he actually advocates people eating candy after they work out.

02:37:00.000 And just to immediately replenish the muscle glycogen levels.

02:37:05.000 And you can do that.

02:37:06.000 It's one time, even when you're cutting a lot of weight, when you have a brutal exercise, you actually can take in simple sugar very easily.

02:37:13.000 And it just helps your muscles sort of recover from a workout.

02:37:16.000 So that's when Gatorade is actually good.

02:37:18.000 So the thing that makes kids fat because they don't do anything and they just drink Gatorade and it fucks them up because it's so much sugar, that's actually good for you if you just ran a marathon.

02:37:27.000 Or good for you if you're playing rugby.

02:37:30.000 I wonder if the G2s and the Powerade 0s, how bad they are for you. 1.00

02:37:34.000 Probably the same shit. 1.00

02:37:36.000 Zero calories. 1.00

02:37:37.000 Well, the zero calories is probably a problem.

02:37:39.000 Those are not good for you.

02:37:41.000 They probably replenish the electrolytes, right?

02:37:43.000 Electrolytes don't have calories.

02:37:45.000 But it's not just the electrolytes.

02:37:46.000 It's actually getting some sugar into your muscles.

02:37:50.000 That Jim Stepani guy, did you find him?

02:37:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:37:53.000 I'm looking up a thing about eating gummy bears after you work out and for carbs.

02:37:57.000 Oh. 0.98

02:37:57.000 Jim Stepani's interesting too because he's fucking fully tattooed up, including his head. 0.98

02:38:02.000 All of his head. 0.98

02:38:03.000 But he's a very smart guy. 1.00

02:38:05.000 Like, you look at him and you go, I bet that guy's got his cock tattooed. 1.00

02:38:10.000 Not that I think about your cock, sir. 1.00

02:38:13.000 He's got him everywhere. 1.00

02:38:14.000 And he's super jacked.

02:38:16.000 Look at him.

02:38:16.000 See, that's what he used to look like.

02:38:18.000 Yeah, super jacked.

02:38:20.000 But now, everything's covered.

02:38:22.000 Look at that.

02:38:23.000 That's his neck and everything.

02:38:24.000 His hands. 1.00

02:38:26.000 He's fucking jacked. 1.00

02:38:27.000 That's too much, though. 1.00

02:38:28.000 He just looks black. 1.00

02:38:29.000 Shut up. 1.00

02:38:30.000 He's perfect. 1.00

02:38:31.000 You leave my boyfriend alone.

02:38:36.000 All kidding aside, I go to his Instagram page all the time.

02:38:40.000 It's very informational.

02:38:42.000 Very interesting videos, too, that he has on YouTube.

02:38:44.000 He's clearly a very, very bright guy and is also super jacked.

02:38:48.000 Look at that.

02:38:50.000 So you see his neck.

02:38:52.000 It goes all the way up to his chin, right?

02:38:54.000 But it's also like the back of his head and everything, too.

02:38:57.000 Super jacked.

02:38:58.000 That's craziness.

02:38:59.000 Yeah.

02:39:01.000 There he is.

02:39:02.000 Anyway.

02:39:04.000 Enough of my boy crush.

02:39:07.000 So what else?

02:39:08.000 It's already three o'clock, man.

02:39:10.000 So listen, you and I, we're talking, we should commit to doing these more often.

02:39:13.000 Yeah, let's do it.

02:39:14.000 They're always fun.

02:39:15.000 I love it. 0.98

02:39:16.000 Especially, like, I'm more looking forward to, like, silly ones nowadays, because everything's so goddamn, even when we're talking about things, like, if we're talking about something seriously, at least we could fuck off while we're talking about something serious. 0.96

02:39:27.000 Like, Yeah, and I always get messages, especially after that 10-year video you guys posted. 0.98

02:39:32.000 People miss, like, I think us just talking about the internet and fucking around like this. 0.69

02:39:36.000 Yeah, that's what we were saying, like, an internet show. 0.90

02:39:39.000 A show where we just talk about, like, what's going on on the internet this month?

02:39:42.000 What's happening right now?

02:39:44.000 Because there's so much...

02:39:45.000 You'll never run out of disasters to cover.

02:39:49.000 Yeah.

02:39:50.000 You'll never.

02:39:51.000 All right.

02:39:52.000 You're going to be in Houston.

02:39:53.000 Is it sold out?

02:39:54.000 I think everything's sold out. 0.99

02:39:55.000 Sorry, bitches. 1.00

02:39:56.000 Calgary soon. 0.98

02:39:57.000 Check out DeathSquad.tv.

02:39:59.000 Is Calgary sold out as well?

02:40:00.000 I think that's just for last or something.

02:40:03.000 Maybe it might be sold out.

02:40:04.000 Oh, you know what people should check out?

02:40:06.000 I'm doing Holtzman's new podcast.

02:40:08.000 Oh, he has a podcast now?

02:40:08.000 If you like Brian Holtzman, we'll have him on now.

02:40:12.000 Where's his podcast?

02:40:13.000 At my studio, DeathSquad.tv.

02:40:15.000 Oh, he's doing it at your place.

02:40:16.000 At my studio, and I'm also doing Dave Lucas and William Montgomery, the regulars from Kill Tony.

02:40:21.000 We're doing their podcast also, and tomorrow, or Wednesday, we have Duncan Trussell as the guest.

02:40:25.000 Beautiful.

02:40:26.000 DeathSquad.tv for all your DeathSquad needs.

02:40:30.000 YoungJamie.com, is that what you are?

02:40:31.000 Sure, yeah.

02:40:32.000 YoungJamie.com.

02:40:33.000 Get yourself a look into it, or a looked into it t-shirt.

02:40:36.000 Oh, yeah.

02:40:37.000 Still feel available.

02:40:38.000 Round Earth Shill t-shirts also available there.

02:40:41.000 Alright, bye everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - January 06, 2020

Joe Rogan Experience #1406 - Brian Redban

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