The Joe Rogan Experience - December 17, 2020


Joe Rogan Experience #1580 - Andrew Schulz

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Length

2 hours and 51 minutes

Words per minute

203.94

Word count

35,026

Sentence count

4,663

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Misogyny

182

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Toxicity

1,147

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Hate speech

91

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Summary

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In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the comedian and podcaster joins us to talk about how he went from being a stand-up comedian to becoming one of the funniest people on the planet. We talk about his rise to fame, how he got his start in comedy, and how he was able to break out of a small town to become a household name in Los Angeles. We also talk about what it was like growing up in the 80s and 90s in LA and how it all led him to becoming a standup comedian, and what it took for him to rise to the top of the comedy game. Finally, we talk about some of the craziest things he's done in his life, and why he's one of my favorite people in the entire world. Enjoy, and tweet us what you thought of this episode! if you liked it! Timestamps: 3:00 - How did he get started in comedy? 4:30 - How he broke out of the small town of Los Angeles 6:00 - What it takes to be funny in LA 8:15 - How to get your name out there 9:20 - What's it like to be a comedian 11:30 What is it like being funny? 12:40 - How much money does it take to do standup 13:00- What does he make 15:30- How he got into comedy 16:40 17:00 How does he get his name out of LA? 18: What s he like to do 19:10 - Why he got started 21: How he was inspired by Bill Maher 22: How much does he think he s funny 23:00 What s it mean to him? 26:10 27:00 Is he good at it? 29:00 Can he be funny 32:00 Do you have a good day? 33:00 Does he have a favorite movie 35:00 Who s he think I m gonna do it 36:00 Are you a good guy ? 37:30 Is he a racist? 39:30 What s his favorite movie? 40:00 Should I get a tattoo 45:00 I m not racist 44:00 Would you like to ask him a question?

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00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:14.000 Andrew!
00:00:16.000 Hi, Joe.
00:00:17.000 What's up, brother?
00:00:17.000 How are you?
00:00:18.000 I'm good, man.
00:00:18.000 Are you going no headphones?
00:00:19.000 I'll go no headphones, too.
00:00:20.000 I always go no headphones, man.
00:00:22.000 I don't know.
00:00:23.000 It locks me in in a weird way.
00:00:25.000 In a weird way?
00:00:26.000 Yeah, the headphones, I don't feel like I'm talking to you.
00:00:29.000 Now I feel like we're having a conversation and there's just the microphone in the way.
00:00:33.000 Okay.
00:00:33.000 But this feels like it's on the phone.
00:00:35.000 Yeah, I know it's on your show.
00:00:36.000 You'd never do headphones on any of your podcasts.
00:00:39.000 No headphones.
00:00:40.000 Never.
00:00:40.000 It is what it is.
00:00:42.000 Dude, your show is fucking badass. 0.98
00:00:44.000 The Netflix show is very, very good. 0.99
00:00:47.000 Did you watch it?
00:00:48.000 Yes, I did.
00:00:49.000 Let's go! 1.00
00:00:49.000 You are my favorite example of someone who took this pandemic and fucking rose through it. 1.00
00:00:58.000 You elevated through it. 0.99
00:01:00.000 You raised your stock while all the comedy clubs are shut down.
00:01:05.000 Everybody else is trying to figure out what to do.
00:01:07.000 They're doing Zoom stand-up, which lowers you.
00:01:11.000 Because people get to see your stand-up. 0.66
00:01:13.000 It's gross.
00:01:15.000 You know, you figured out how to do it, man.
00:01:17.000 You really did.
00:01:18.000 And you did it in a multimedia presentation form that really other people weren't doing, man. 0.98
00:01:24.000 You fucking nailed it. 0.94
00:01:25.000 It was awesome. 0.98
00:01:25.000 Thank you, man. 0.98
00:01:26.000 Thank you for being so supportive, man.
00:01:27.000 Like, those videos popped off because you started reposting them, so...
00:01:30.000 Oh, my pleasure.
00:01:32.000 I love when people just get after it.
00:01:35.000 I love that you do that.
00:01:36.000 You hustle.
00:01:37.000 You work hard.
00:01:39.000 Obviously, it's super tragic, corona and everything like that, but when, I don't know, for some reason I kind of thrive in chaos.
00:01:45.000 I don't know if that's a New York thing, but when it happened, part of me was like, oh, yeah, we're going to win.
00:01:52.000 Literally.
00:01:52.000 I told the guys, when they said everything is getting shut down, I go, we'll win.
00:01:57.000 Guaranteed.
00:01:58.000 We had just put the studio in there.
00:01:59.000 I paid all the money to do the studio, and I had no clue how I was going to make the money back.
00:02:04.000 It was like, you know when the colonizers or whatever, they'd stop on the island, and then they'd burn the ships?
00:02:09.000 Yeah.
00:02:10.000 Because if they weren't, everybody would be like, should we just go back to Spain?
00:02:12.000 It's way better. 1.00
00:02:13.000 There's Spanish people and shit. 1.00
00:02:14.000 And then we were just like, nah, we're going to fucking figure it out. 0.99
00:02:17.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:02:18.000 And then it happened.
00:02:18.000 We tried a few things that didn't work exactly, and then...
00:02:22.000 What did you try that didn't work?
00:02:24.000 We did, uh, we did one thing that did work.
00:02:26.000 We did, like, a talent show on Instagram Live, and that was sick.
00:02:30.000 It was just Corona's Got Talent, and Corona Beer sponsored it, so it looked kind of cool.
00:02:34.000 Yeah, they just were like, yo, can we send you beers, like, Coronas, because nobody's buying Coronas? 0.97
00:02:38.000 We're like, fuck yeah, this is crazy. 0.98
00:02:39.000 How ridiculous is that, that no one was buying Corona because of Coronavirus? 0.99
00:02:44.000 I know. 1.00
00:02:44.000 That is so dumb. 1.00
00:02:45.000 I know, it's wild. 1.00
00:02:47.000 So we did that, that was cool.
00:02:47.000 Then we did, like, I was just doing, like, straight-to-the-camera stuff, and it was, like, um...
00:02:52.000 Kind of like long form, almost like talking to people, but it wasn't like comedic.
00:02:55.000 It was more just like, hey, this is what's going on, you know?
00:02:57.000 But for me, I was like, I want to be funny in what I do, you know?
00:03:02.000 Like we have the podcast where we get to joke around and that's longer form, but like if we're going to create something, like a piece of content, I want it to be funny.
00:03:08.000 And then it was Bill Maher actually inspired it.
00:03:13.000 Really? 1.00
00:03:13.000 Yeah, that snarky fuck. 1.00
00:03:15.000 That guy. 1.00
00:03:18.000 He's so snarky, bro.
00:03:20.000 He's so snarky.
00:03:20.000 But like, remember when he did that video where like, he was saying why it wasn't racist to call it the Chinese virus?
00:03:27.000 Yes.
00:03:27.000 And it was this great video, and I got sent it by like 10 different people.
00:03:32.000 And like all different ages were sending it to me.
00:03:34.000 Like my fiancé now's mom and dad sent it to me, and like my boys were sending it to me. 0.98
00:03:39.000 And I remember going, oh shit, like... 0.97
00:03:42.000 People need a safe way of describing their feelings. 0.99
00:03:49.000 You know what I mean?
00:03:50.000 Oftentimes, in comics, that's kind of what we do.
00:03:52.000 We'll describe how people feel in a funny way, so all of a sudden it's okay and safe.
00:03:56.000 But if you just said that at work, it would be racist.
00:03:59.000 You know what I mean?
00:04:00.000 Like what...
00:04:02.000 Sometimes having an opinion is super costly.
00:04:06.000 But if you can thread the needle or we call it slice it thin, that's what we say on the show, where you can say it in a way where it's not costly, other people will really be engaged with it.
00:04:17.000 Because they'll be like, yeah, that's how I feel.
00:04:18.000 It's just when I was trying to explain it, it seemed kind of sexist, or it seemed kind of racist, or it seemed kind of this.
00:04:22.000 And it's like, if you can actually get it down to just the nuance of what the issue is, you'll get it.
00:04:27.000 And he just did that with that.
00:04:28.000 He went through every virus.
00:04:30.000 It was just named after something else.
00:04:31.000 And then all of a sudden it was like, oh yeah, that's not painful.
00:04:33.000 Yeah, I retweeted that.
00:04:34.000 I thought it was great.
00:04:36.000 He's got some great stuff sometimes.
00:04:37.000 He's brave, man.
00:04:38.000 I give credit to bravery.
00:04:40.000 Yeah, he is.
00:04:41.000 He's brave.
00:04:41.000 He's cocky.
00:04:43.000 But we watched that and we were like, oh, we could do this way better.
00:04:45.000 Ah!
00:04:46.000 And you did.
00:04:49.000 What that is is when you're just trying to call people out on things, like trying to make things more whatever, more sexist, more homophobic, more racist than they really are.
00:05:01.000 Those people that are doing that, they need to take some heads.
00:05:05.000 Because those are free shots.
00:05:07.000 They take these free shots and there's no... 1.00
00:05:10.000 You're really creating turmoil in social media with that shit. 1.00
00:05:15.000 It fucks people's lives up. 1.00
00:05:17.000 And the people that do it, they never get ostracized, they never get called out. 0.98
00:05:22.000 People just either agree or disagree, but when people just go ridiculous after someone for something that doesn't make any sense, this is the year for that.
00:05:31.000 Because the pandemic exaggerated everything.
00:05:34.000 It exaggerated everybody's fears, exaggerated everybody's anger, everybody felt more helpless, and a lot of times when people don't feel well, they don't look internally to try to fix themselves.
00:05:47.000 They attack things around them.
00:05:49.000 You're doing this to me.
00:05:50.000 Yes, you're doing this to me.
00:05:52.000 You're making me angry.
00:05:54.000 I love one of the videos where you posted all of the different titles of all these different articles about white people.
00:06:04.000 About white men being toxic and your time is almost up. 0.64
00:06:09.000 That's what we were trying to do, man. 0.98
00:06:10.000 In that piece, we were just trying to talk about...
00:06:13.000 Not everybody that voted for Trump is racist, but they were positioned that way by the media.
00:06:19.000 And we were just sitting there, and we're like, what is the slice here?
00:06:24.000 I don't believe that.
00:06:25.000 All of us have a family member or friends that did.
00:06:28.000 We know them.
00:06:29.000 They're not racist, so why were they drawn to them?
00:06:31.000 And we started to go back.
00:06:33.000 I think it was back in 2016. There were all these articles...
00:06:37.000 And they just kind of like positioned, I guess it kind of like positioned white dudes specifically as like responsible for all the evils in the world.
00:06:45.000 And I guess the people in power are going to do the bad things.
00:06:48.000 And if white people are in power, they're going to do it.
00:06:50.000 But I don't know if you can like make a blanket assessment on like everybody that has white skin with that. 1.00
00:06:55.000 It's dumb. 1.00
00:06:55.000 It's dumb, right? 1.00
00:06:57.000 It's just dumb. 1.00
00:06:57.000 You can say what it is. 1.00
00:06:58.000 It's hateful.
00:06:59.000 It's rude.
00:06:59.000 It is actually racist.
00:07:01.000 It's actually sexist. 1.00
00:07:02.000 But at the end of the day, it's just dumb. 1.00
00:07:04.000 Yeah, it's just dumb. 1.00
00:07:05.000 It's a dumb way to describe life. 0.99
00:07:07.000 And the people that agree with it, that's a real problem, is that there's a lot of lemmings out there that don't have a lot of time to sit through things and really think things out. 1.00
00:07:14.000 And they just agree.
00:07:17.000 The best is when white men agree. 0.55
00:07:20.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:21.000 That is my favorite.
00:07:22.000 Those are my favorite. 1.00
00:07:23.000 Those fucking gender race traitors. 1.00
00:07:26.000 There are some pathetic men out there. 1.00
00:07:29.000 The male feminists that are self-loathing white guys? 1.00
00:07:33.000 Yeah, they are the best. 0.96
00:07:35.000 And it's sad because the people that they're doing that to appease don't respect it.
00:07:39.000 No!
00:07:39.000 At all.
00:07:40.000 They think that they're pathetic. 1.00
00:07:41.000 So they think that they're winning them over, but they're not. 0.99
00:07:44.000 They're like, I don't know.
00:07:46.000 It's real sad, man. 1.00
00:07:47.000 All those feminists want to get gorilla fucked. 1.00
00:07:49.000 All of them. 1.00
00:07:49.000 Every one of them. 1.00
00:07:50.000 You think? 1.00
00:07:51.000 They just want to get gorilla fucked by a guy who, like, respects them. 0.98
00:07:54.000 They all have the right boundaries, and they set up right, they feel comfortable, and then they have a couple of cocktails, and they're like, let's go. 0.99
00:08:01.000 Like, there's a primal urge.
00:08:03.000 They tend to be strong.
00:08:23.000 They're really not strong men. 1.00
00:08:25.000 They're pathetic. 1.00
00:08:26.000 So these bitch-ass men, these feminist men, they think like, I've got the solution. 1.00
00:08:30.000 I am the man of your dreams. 1.00
00:08:31.000 No, you're not. 1.00
00:08:33.000 Jason Momoa is the fucking man of their dreams. 1.00
00:08:36.000 A really nice savage. 1.00
00:08:38.000 That's the man of their dreams. 1.00
00:08:40.000 A guy who's not gonna sexually harass them who also happens to be 6'4 and built like a fucking football player. 1.00
00:08:46.000 That's what they want. 1.00
00:08:47.000 They'll pretend that they want a male feminist. 1.00
00:08:50.000 No, they'll dominate you and tell you what to do and ruin your life and make you hyphenate your last name. 1.00
00:08:55.000 They'll do all that shit. 1.00
00:08:56.000 Those guys who hyphenate their last name, oh my goodness. 1.00
00:09:00.000 Listen, we're getting married or not, okay?
00:09:04.000 You're taking my last name, Hooker. 1.00
00:09:05.000 I told my girl, I was like, that's not happening.
00:09:07.000 Not happening.
00:09:08.000 Uh-uh, uh-uh.
00:09:09.000 Delete. 1.00
00:09:10.000 Yeah, that's one of those bitch moves. 1.00
00:09:12.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:09:12.000 They'll try to get you to do those things. 0.99
00:09:14.000 They don't want that guy.
00:09:15.000 They want a man. 0.97
00:09:16.000 I feel like strong women, I don't know how we put it into quotes, but strong women are not intimidated by strong men. 0.98
00:09:24.000 They're not, but some strong women have been burned by so many dickhead men. 1.00
00:09:28.000 Right. 0.94
00:09:28.000 They're just tired of men in general, and they don't have the time to look for nuance. 0.94
00:09:33.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:09:34.000 They don't have the time to look for, is this guy a stereotypical douchebag man, or is this guy a thoughtful guy who looks like a dickhead? 0.99
00:09:42.000 Right. 0.98
00:09:42.000 You know, both those things are possible. 0.98
00:09:44.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:09:45.000 So you could look like a dickhead. 1.00
00:09:46.000 Yeah! 0.99
00:09:47.000 As long as you're sweet. 0.99
00:09:47.000 If you're some fucking big meathead dude, likes to go to the gym, but you read a lot, and you're really interesting, you just like being yoked. 0.99
00:09:54.000 That's possible! 0.99
00:09:56.000 That's possible!
00:09:57.000 What happened where dudes aren't allowed to be strong?
00:10:00.000 That's not real. 1.00
00:10:01.000 Something happened where if you go to the gym, you're automatically dumb. 0.97
00:10:04.000 You're doing the thing that helps you live longer. 1.00
00:10:06.000 You know, the other side of that is, if you're hot and you're a woman, you're stupid. 1.00
00:10:11.000 They're not. 1.00
00:10:12.000 Alright.
00:10:15.000 Well, you know why?
00:10:16.000 For the same reason.
00:10:17.000 Because it's easy.
00:10:18.000 It's easier.
00:10:18.000 That's the same thing.
00:10:19.000 It's an easier life. 1.00
00:10:20.000 Like, hot dudes are dumb. 1.00
00:10:22.000 How often do you meet a smart, hot dude? 1.00
00:10:24.000 Or funny.
00:10:25.000 Like, smoking hot.
00:10:25.000 Or funny.
00:10:26.000 They're not funny either.
00:10:27.000 Very rarely.
00:10:28.000 And why would they be?
00:10:29.000 Yeah.
00:10:29.000 Like, I don't know.
00:10:30.000 I mean, I'm sure when you were younger and you were in a single daze, you know, you were out there plowing.
00:10:34.000 You probably were laughing at jokes that weren't as funny from a very attractive girl.
00:10:38.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:39.000 Yeah.
00:10:40.000 You do your best.
00:10:41.000 Okay.
00:10:42.000 Right?
00:10:42.000 I mean, the same thing.
00:10:43.000 There's probably some girl that's laughing at some handsome dude's jokes that aren't that funny.
00:10:47.000 Exactly.
00:10:47.000 Yeah.
00:10:48.000 I mean, you get in when you fit in.
00:10:49.000 That's why you got to be like really kind of like wounded or something to be like funny and hot.
00:10:54.000 Yeah.
00:10:54.000 There's got to be something severely wrong.
00:10:55.000 Something happened when you were young.
00:10:56.000 Yes.
00:10:56.000 Someone ignored you.
00:10:58.000 Yes.
00:10:58.000 Some things went sideways.
00:10:59.000 Or gay. 1.00
00:11:00.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:11:00.000 Oh, that too. 0.96
00:11:01.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:11:01.000 Lesbian. 0.97
00:11:02.000 Lesbian chicks are funny because they know what it's like to get pussy. 1.00
00:11:05.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:11:06.000 Is that it?
00:11:07.000 Is that the key?
00:11:09.000 A lot of that is the key because a lot of girls like humor and they're not that good at doing it. 1.00
00:11:15.000 So they like other people to make them laugh.
00:11:18.000 I mean, there are obviously very funny women. 1.00
00:11:20.000 There's a lot of very funny female comics. 1.00
00:11:22.000 But generally speaking, when you think of funny people, like Christopher Hitchens wrote a piece about this for Vanity Fair.
00:11:28.000 Oh, yeah. 0.91
00:11:28.000 Women aren't funny. 0.91
00:11:29.000 A long time ago.
00:11:30.000 And basically he was trying to say that the women that are funny, they tend to have like sort of... 0.99
00:11:43.000 Maybe he just found them funnier because he likes masculine humor Maybe. 0.87
00:11:49.000 Also, he was a little bit of an intellectual troll. 1.00
00:11:52.000 Because he liked to fuck with people. 1.00
00:11:54.000 He knew what he was doing. 1.00
00:11:54.000 He's basically like a black belt who would walk up to white belts and smack them in the face a little bit. 1.00
00:11:59.000 Like, come on, you want to roll? 0.99
00:12:01.000 He would drag them.
00:12:02.000 He was like Ben Shapiro before Ben Shapiro.
00:12:04.000 Is that what you're saying?
00:12:05.000 Well, he...
00:12:07.000 Half of Ben Shapiro's clips are like, I'll roast this feminist that's a freshman in college. 1.00
00:12:13.000 It's like you're supposed to.
00:12:14.000 Yeah.
00:12:15.000 Like, that's what you do.
00:12:15.000 Right.
00:12:16.000 Didn't you go to Harvard?
00:12:17.000 Yeah.
00:12:18.000 Yeah, people have a love-hate relationship with Ben Shapiro.
00:12:21.000 Every time I defend him, people get mad at me.
00:12:23.000 I like the guy.
00:12:24.000 Yeah, you can like him.
00:12:25.000 I like him.
00:12:25.000 Yeah.
00:12:26.000 I like him.
00:12:26.000 Yeah, you like him.
00:12:27.000 He's just a little corny.
00:12:28.000 Yeah, well, he's wrong about stuff, I think.
00:12:30.000 Also, just like, let it go.
00:12:32.000 Does he ever just relax?
00:12:33.000 Does he ever just, like, chill out? 0.95
00:12:34.000 Just, like, fucking hang out? 0.99
00:12:35.000 He talks a hundred miles an hour. 1.00
00:12:37.000 I know.
00:12:37.000 He doesn't have time to relax.
00:12:38.000 Just chill, dude.
00:12:39.000 Yeah.
00:12:40.000 Do you never, like, have him, like, not hit the weed or whatever, but, like, the hookah or something?
00:12:43.000 That would help him.
00:12:44.000 Yeah.
00:12:44.000 Do you imagine if you gave that guy an edible?
00:12:46.000 What kind of hole did he fall into?
00:12:48.000 I want to see him sing WAP then.
00:12:50.000 That would be fire, dude.
00:12:54.000 We gotta get Ben high.
00:12:55.000 Ben, come on the show.
00:12:57.000 We'll smoke weed together. 0.96
00:12:58.000 That song is a funny song, because if that song was about hard-ass dicks, there is no way it would be so publicly and culturally acceptable. 0.99
00:13:08.000 Talk about hard-ass dicks. 0.99
00:13:10.000 It is cool that wetness has become their, like... 1.00
00:13:15.000 Like, judging point for pussy, like, because we didn't really know what it was. 0.99
00:13:18.000 It was tightness for a while. 0.99
00:13:20.000 Yeah.
00:13:20.000 You know what I mean?
00:13:21.000 But, like, tightness they can't really control.
00:13:22.000 But wetness, you can?
00:13:24.000 Like, what, Kegels?
00:13:25.000 Kegels, yeah.
00:13:26.000 Exercises.
00:13:27.000 There's competitions. 0.99
00:13:28.000 Have you been with loose vagina? 1.00
00:13:29.000 Have you had loose vagina? 1.00
00:13:32.000 Um, not, like, ridiculous. 1.00
00:13:35.000 That's a tough question, because if you admit it, it's like, maybe you weren't filling up that.
00:13:40.000 Exactly, yeah.
00:13:42.000 I mean, obviously, they do vary.
00:13:45.000 They have to vary.
00:13:47.000 They vary.
00:13:47.000 They have to.
00:13:49.000 But we don't talk about that.
00:13:50.000 No, we don't. 1.00
00:13:51.000 We don't talk about volume in pussy. 1.00
00:13:53.000 Pussy is great. 1.00
00:13:54.000 What's this? 1.00
00:13:55.000 This woman, she's got a hole in her pants and she's lifting weights with her pussy. 1.00
00:13:59.000 Oh, she has like... 1.00
00:14:00.000 Yeah, so she literally has a little hole in her pants. 1.00
00:14:04.000 Usually they're Russians for some strange reason. 1.00
00:14:06.000 But there's women that clamp down on their pussy. 1.00
00:14:11.000 They put like a... 1.00
00:14:12.000 I don't know.
00:14:12.000 Like a rubber thing in there.
00:14:15.000 Right.
00:14:15.000 To hold it in place.
00:14:16.000 To squeeze on it.
00:14:17.000 And they lift weights with it.
00:14:18.000 Yeah.
00:14:19.000 God bless.
00:14:19.000 There's a woman who's got a world record.
00:14:21.000 Look at this chick. 1.00
00:14:22.000 Is this her?
00:14:23.000 I don't know.
00:14:25.000 I want to see how, what is the hole in her pants? 1.00
00:14:28.000 Because I don't even see a hole.
00:14:29.000 Impressive how quickly Jamie got this up.
00:14:31.000 Is it going through some weird little tiny, like for a hoodie?
00:14:36.000 Like those little things?
00:14:37.000 You know those things in the hood?
00:14:39.000 When you can put your thumb through the islet.
00:14:40.000 Yeah, when the string comes through the islet.
00:14:42.000 I mean, obviously it has to be in there.
00:14:44.000 It's in her cooter.
00:14:46.000 But there's some women that just want to impress you by clamping down. 1.00
00:14:50.000 I like that, though.
00:14:51.000 Yeah.
00:14:51.000 Who doesn't?
00:14:52.000 Yeah.
00:14:53.000 Who's like, I like it just, I like minimal friction.
00:14:58.000 I just like it, I like just to be relaxed.
00:15:02.000 Yeah.
00:15:03.000 I want to work hard. 1.00
00:15:04.000 Yeah, there's something ferocious about a tight pussy. 1.00
00:15:07.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:15:08.000 Yeah.
00:15:09.000 But we're out the game, Joe.
00:15:11.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:15:11.000 We just got our one perfect pussy for the rest of our life. 1.00
00:15:14.000 You were recently out the game too, right? 1.00
00:15:15.000 That's right.
00:15:16.000 How long?
00:15:17.000 Have you done the thing yet?
00:15:18.000 I proposed.
00:15:19.000 Yeah, when you do the I do, I do thing.
00:15:21.000 But that, to me, the proposal was the I do.
00:15:22.000 Right.
00:15:23.000 Right?
00:15:23.000 Like, I don't know.
00:15:24.000 I don't feel like it's any different now.
00:15:25.000 For her, it might be.
00:15:26.000 But for me, I've made the commitment.
00:15:28.000 Right.
00:15:28.000 Yeah.
00:15:29.000 Financially.
00:15:29.000 You gonna make little Andrew Schultz?
00:15:31.000 Yeah, I would like to.
00:15:32.000 That would be fire.
00:15:33.000 Wait, are you going to stew them in New York City?
00:15:36.000 I think so.
00:15:37.000 Yeah, I think we're going to see what happens to New York in the next year.
00:15:41.000 Well, it's going to light on fire.
00:15:42.000 You think so?
00:15:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:15:43.000 Yeah.
00:15:44.000 It's going to fall apart.
00:15:45.000 You think?
00:15:45.000 Yeah, the businesses are gone.
00:15:47.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:15:47.000 It's going to be a long time for that shit bounces back. 0.99
00:15:49.000 It's going to be a weird place where people that like danger go to and artists go to. 0.98
00:15:55.000 It's probably going to be really good creatively for a while, but there'll be a lot of crime for a long time.
00:16:00.000 It's going to take a long time for that to even out.
00:16:02.000 Yeah, I wonder, man.
00:16:03.000 Do you think that America would let New York go?
00:16:05.000 That's the crown jewel of the Western world.
00:16:08.000 People are in a desperate state.
00:16:10.000 But I think the government would bail out New York in the same way they bail out these big businesses.
00:16:14.000 You think you're going to bail out Walmart before you bail out New York City?
00:16:17.000 They're not going to bail out New York City.
00:16:18.000 It's too complicated.
00:16:19.000 Would France bail out Paris? 0.78
00:16:20.000 That's what I'm trying to think.
00:16:21.000 France would bail out Paris.
00:16:23.000 England would bail out London.
00:16:24.000 The idea of bailing something out is not that easy.
00:16:26.000 Bro, it is.
00:16:27.000 They just printed $3 trillion.
00:16:28.000 You just go like this, print.
00:16:29.000 But where's the money go?
00:16:31.000 There's no money.
00:16:32.000 It's fake.
00:16:32.000 I understand that.
00:16:33.000 It's all fake.
00:16:34.000 It's all fake.
00:16:35.000 Everything's fake.
00:16:35.000 Basically, it's all fake.
00:16:36.000 Dude, it's amazing.
00:16:37.000 But to get New York City out, you would have to go back in time.
00:16:42.000 You would have to do so many different things.
00:16:44.000 You have all these mom-and-pop businesses that were open for 30 years or gone forever in the span of eight months.
00:16:50.000 You would have to somehow or another stop that from happening so you keep the flavor that is these small individual businesses in New York City.
00:16:57.000 Because that's one thing about New York City.
00:16:59.000 New York City, even though it's very expensive and it's huge and it's massive, the thing that makes New York City cool is these independent little small mom and pop spots.
00:17:09.000 Yeah.
00:17:10.000 Whether it's a bodega or whether it's a restaurant or whether it's a bar.
00:17:15.000 That's what's cool about New York.
00:17:16.000 You got your neighborhood spots.
00:17:18.000 And those are gone.
00:17:21.000 There's a lot of them are gone.
00:17:22.000 You think those go?
00:17:22.000 Because there's still people from those neighborhoods.
00:17:24.000 Yeah, but they don't have any money. 0.53
00:17:25.000 Yeah, but those people aren't going to leave.
00:17:27.000 I guess the people I see leaving are like the bankers, the people who have a house in California.
00:17:32.000 They also have a house in New York.
00:17:34.000 The people that don't have to live in New York.
00:17:37.000 Yes, a lot of people did.
00:17:56.000 Are all still there because they can't afford to leave.
00:17:59.000 Right.
00:17:59.000 So, to me, we're what makes New York dope.
00:18:02.000 Like, we make New York fire because we're fire.
00:18:05.000 And then these people from Maine come in because they think they're cooler than everybody in Maine.
00:18:08.000 And they're like, I'm a New Yorker now.
00:18:10.000 And then the second gets rough, they leave.
00:18:11.000 But like...
00:18:13.000 I don't know.
00:18:13.000 You can't take away the essence of New York if you don't take away the New Yorkers.
00:18:16.000 Well, what I was saying earlier, I think that it's gonna get- And bodegas never pay rent anyway.
00:18:18.000 Like, come on.
00:18:19.000 This is drug money.
00:18:20.000 That's not true.
00:18:20.000 Yes.
00:18:21.000 How dare you?
00:18:21.000 That's rude.
00:18:22.000 That's so rude.
00:18:22.000 What do you think we get weed?
00:18:24.000 That's so rude.
00:18:24.000 You go through a bodega, you get some stale bread and some weed.
00:18:26.000 No, you have a guy deliver it to you.
00:18:27.000 Now we do.
00:18:28.000 You know those people?
00:18:28.000 Now we do.
00:18:29.000 Yeah.
00:18:29.000 Yeah.
00:18:29.000 You get the delivery, man.
00:18:30.000 Especially now that New Jersey's wide open.
00:18:32.000 We just take a little trip.
00:18:33.000 We respect Corona laws.
00:18:34.000 We just don't respect the drug laws.
00:18:36.000 No.
00:18:37.000 We got our drugs delivered.
00:18:38.000 We won't go outside the house.
00:18:38.000 We're quarantined.
00:18:39.000 You could just drive to New Jersey now.
00:18:41.000 Now it's legal there.
00:18:42.000 Totally legal.
00:18:42.000 Yeah, but then you got to pay the toll.
00:18:44.000 It's 16 bucks on the way back in.
00:18:46.000 You hire a guy to go get it.
00:18:47.000 Now we're talking.
00:18:48.000 Yeah.
00:18:48.000 Now we're talking.
00:18:49.000 You got to know a guy.
00:18:50.000 New York's going to hustle.
00:18:51.000 I think we're going to be good, man.
00:18:52.000 New York is going to be different.
00:18:53.000 It will be different.
00:18:54.000 It's not going to be what it is like eight years ago.
00:18:57.000 It might be better.
00:18:57.000 Eight months ago.
00:18:58.000 Low key, it might be better.
00:19:00.000 I don't know.
00:19:01.000 I'm excited for it.
00:19:02.000 Look at you all optimistic.
00:19:02.000 I gotta be.
00:19:03.000 That's home team.
00:19:04.000 You know what I mean?
00:19:06.000 LA was home team for me. 1.00
00:19:07.000 I bailed on that shit. 1.00
00:19:08.000 Yeah, but you're from Boston. 1.00
00:19:10.000 That's true.
00:19:10.000 You know what I mean?
00:19:11.000 I'm a renegade. 0.98
00:19:12.000 If Boston was about to go under, you'd be like, I gotta fucking help Boston out. 0.98
00:19:15.000 Nope. 0.97
00:19:16.000 No? 1.00
00:19:16.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:19:17.000 Really? 1.00
00:19:18.000 Yeah, eat shit. 1.00
00:19:19.000 But it made you. 1.00
00:19:20.000 It's who you are.
00:19:21.000 No, it made me.
00:19:22.000 The Boston of 1988 made me.
00:19:25.000 The Boston of today, I have no association with those people.
00:19:27.000 Really?
00:19:28.000 Other than I enjoy their company.
00:19:30.000 Yeah, you got Boston in you, bro.
00:19:31.000 I got a little bit.
00:19:32.000 You got Boston.
00:19:33.000 You start out doing stand-up in Boston, it's like...
00:19:36.000 It's rough?
00:19:36.000 It's like a boot camp.
00:19:37.000 Yeah.
00:19:38.000 It's a different kind of stand-up.
00:19:39.000 My favorite comics from Boston.
00:19:40.000 They don't have any attention span up there.
00:19:42.000 They're like, let's go! 1.00
00:19:43.000 I worked all day, you fuck! 1.00
00:19:45.000 And they heckle funny. 1.00
00:19:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:47.000 That's the thing people do not understand.
00:19:49.000 You go do comedy in Boston, someone's gonna heckle you with a line that you're like, I'm gonna keep that line.
00:19:54.000 I'm not going to say that I'm going to keep it, but next time I'm on stage, I'll be using that line.
00:19:59.000 I'll tell you, good.
00:20:00.000 A lot of funny people in Boston never become comics.
00:20:03.000 It's cold.
00:20:03.000 It's cold weather and people work hard.
00:20:05.000 Yeah.
00:20:06.000 And they need to do something to amuse themselves. 1.00
00:20:08.000 They talk shit to each other. 1.00
00:20:09.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:20:10.000 There's a lot of shit talking there. 1.00
00:20:11.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:20:12.000 I just think that the problem with New York is particularly like restaurants and clubs and stuff like that.
00:20:18.000 Those things are not coming back.
00:20:21.000 Clubs could go.
00:20:21.000 And those things that have been around for a long time.
00:20:23.000 I'm cool with that.
00:20:24.000 Like comedy clubs?
00:20:25.000 No, like nightclubs.
00:20:26.000 Nightclubs, yeah.
00:20:26.000 Comedy clubs should be back.
00:20:28.000 And we should be doing more to help the comedy clubs, honestly, man.
00:20:31.000 They should let them open. 0.96
00:20:33.000 They should let them fucking open. 0.99
00:20:34.000 They should let people do whatever the fuck they want to do. 0.99
00:20:36.000 And that's what they do right here. 0.97
00:20:37.000 That's why I moved here. 0.99
00:20:38.000 They let people do whatever the fuck they wanted to do. 0.95
00:20:40.000 You can go to restaurants. 0.98
00:20:42.000 You can go to clubs.
00:20:43.000 Chappelle and I are doing these shows.
00:20:45.000 There's 400 people outside stuffed into this amphitheater.
00:20:47.000 I love it.
00:20:48.000 And they're all COVID tested.
00:20:49.000 And they're like, good.
00:20:50.000 Sounds good.
00:20:50.000 Let's do a show.
00:20:51.000 You can't even do that in LA. They won't even allow you.
00:20:53.000 You can't even do outdoor dining.
00:20:54.000 Yeah, LA's shut down completely, right?
00:20:56.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:20:57.000 There's no science behind it. 0.99
00:20:58.000 It's ridiculous. 0.98
00:20:59.000 What do you think it is? 1.00
00:21:00.000 They're monsters. 1.00
00:21:01.000 They're idiots. 1.00
00:21:01.000 What do they get out of it? 1.00
00:21:02.000 I'm trying to understand.
00:21:03.000 Is it like re-election just by quote-unquote saving lives?
00:21:05.000 There's a lot of cases.
00:21:07.000 There's a lot of cases.
00:21:08.000 There are a lot of cases.
00:21:09.000 But their solution to a lot of cases, they've had eight months to add new hospital rooms.
00:21:13.000 That's what I'm wondering.
00:21:14.000 Eight months.
00:21:15.000 Eight months to fix the system.
00:21:16.000 The same people that were telling us there's going to be a second wave weren't preparing for the second wave.
00:21:21.000 They've had eight months.
00:21:22.000 Eight months to do all this. 0.99
00:21:23.000 They haven't done shit. 0.90
00:21:24.000 They just tell you what you can't do.
00:21:26.000 They don't tell you anything what you should be doing for your health.
00:21:30.000 Anything that you should be doing to boost your immune system.
00:21:32.000 They don't pass out vitamin D to people.
00:21:34.000 I was trying to get that Regeneron from you.
00:21:37.000 When I got corona, I hit you up, I was like, Joe?
00:21:40.000 You were too late, though.
00:21:42.000 What do you mean?
00:21:42.000 You want to get it right at the point of infection.
00:21:45.000 Like, right when you know you have it, that's when you're supposed to get on that stuff.
00:21:47.000 Right, right.
00:21:48.000 You were like five days in.
00:21:50.000 I think I was a few days in, and I was like freaking out, because it was literally right in the middle of the Netflix shoot.
00:21:55.000 We had to shut it down.
00:21:56.000 And...
00:21:58.000 And I remember going, I need to beat this within 10 days so that we don't miss our launch date.
00:22:03.000 Because I got to come back and film. 0.98
00:22:04.000 And I was like, who the fuck do I know that has some Regeneron? 0.89
00:22:08.000 And then I remember I texted you and I was like, Joe. 0.98
00:22:11.000 And I texted you real easy at first.
00:22:13.000 I was like, Joe, what should I do for Corona?
00:22:14.000 You know what I mean?
00:22:15.000 And then you were like, you know, it takes some vitamin D, this, that, there.
00:22:17.000 I was like, yeah, that's cool.
00:22:18.000 But what's up with that Regeneron?
00:22:19.000 And then the next thing you text me, you're like, I can get my hands on that if you need it.
00:22:25.000 The issue was the doctor told me it was too late.
00:22:28.000 Really?
00:22:28.000 Yeah, the doctor I got a hold of said, he asked me your symptoms, asked me where you're at.
00:22:33.000 He goes, literally, he's better off just doing nothing right now.
00:22:35.000 Yeah.
00:22:35.000 It was all right.
00:22:36.000 You know, it was like having a little cold.
00:22:38.000 You still can't smell, though.
00:22:38.000 I can't smell.
00:22:39.000 I was telling you earlier, I can't smell.
00:22:40.000 And I lost taste for a little bit.
00:22:43.000 At all?
00:22:43.000 No.
00:22:44.000 I can't smell at all.
00:22:44.000 I realized I couldn't smell.
00:22:46.000 Hold up.
00:22:46.000 Yeah.
00:22:47.000 How about Donnell Rollins' black ash candle?
00:22:49.000 Woo! 0.99
00:22:49.000 Let me smell that. 0.99
00:22:51.000 Okay.
00:22:52.000 Oh yeah, it smells like Hennessy buffalo wings.
00:22:55.000 Do you get anything out of that?
00:22:56.000 No.
00:22:57.000 Nothing?
00:22:57.000 A little bit.
00:22:58.000 A little bit?
00:22:58.000 Yeah, it just kind of smells like soap to me.
00:23:00.000 And Donnell, I'm sure it's way better than what I'm smelling.
00:23:03.000 Is that really strong to you?
00:23:05.000 A little.
00:23:05.000 Yeah.
00:23:06.000 It smells good.
00:23:07.000 I like the smell.
00:23:08.000 Yeah.
00:23:08.000 I don't smell anything.
00:23:10.000 In honor of Donnell. 1.00
00:23:11.000 I'm rich, bitch! 1.00
00:23:14.000 You're not worried about getting it at all, huh? 1.00
00:23:16.000 No.
00:23:17.000 I'm worried about giving it to other people.
00:23:20.000 That's what I worry about.
00:23:21.000 I'm so juiced up on vitamins and all kinds of other Mexican supplements and various things that accentuate the way your body works.
00:23:30.000 Do you think you're just going to turn off one day?
00:23:32.000 Me?
00:23:32.000 I don't know.
00:23:33.000 We'll find out.
00:23:36.000 Are we just going to read one day on a Thursday you like picked up a kettle ball and just fell over?
00:23:42.000 As long as it's moving, everything works great.
00:23:45.000 As long as it keeps working great.
00:23:46.000 But you don't mind being like an experiment for these things?
00:23:49.000 No, no.
00:23:50.000 You like it.
00:23:50.000 Well, I talk to doctors.
00:23:51.000 Yeah.
00:23:52.000 Like I'm not doing this like haphazardly.
00:23:54.000 Yeah.
00:23:54.000 All these doctors that I talk to have already been experimenting on people for decades.
00:23:57.000 It's a little haphazardly.
00:23:59.000 Well, I get butt tests.
00:24:01.000 It's a little bit.
00:24:02.000 It's like I know what I'm doing.
00:24:03.000 You were pitching us something earlier.
00:24:04.000 It didn't even have a name, Joe.
00:24:06.000 Which one?
00:24:07.000 The PBC piping.
00:24:08.000 Oh, BPC 157. I don't know what this thing is.
00:24:09.000 Yeah, it's a peptide.
00:24:11.000 Of course.
00:24:11.000 It's a peptide.
00:24:12.000 Yeah, it heals people with injuries.
00:24:14.000 Peptide?
00:24:15.000 What is a peptide?
00:24:16.000 John, John, John, look at me.
00:24:17.000 I went to public school.
00:24:18.000 I don't know what a peptide is.
00:24:19.000 I went to public school, too. 0.99
00:24:21.000 How the fuck do you know what a peptide is? 0.99
00:24:22.000 I read. 0.99
00:24:23.000 Okay, I gotta get into that.
00:24:24.000 Yeah, you get into reading.
00:24:25.000 Peptide.
00:24:26.000 My doctor actually told me about peptides a long time ago.
00:24:29.000 Yeah, they accentuate healing.
00:24:31.000 There's a lot of articles about them.
00:24:33.000 Athletes swear by them.
00:24:35.000 Particularly BPC-157.
00:24:37.000 There's a lot of evidence that it accelerates healing from injuries.
00:24:41.000 And a lot of elite athletes swear by it.
00:24:44.000 I believe Isada has banned them.
00:24:47.000 I don't think...
00:24:47.000 Let's see if that's true.
00:24:48.000 Because I think Chad Mendes was using a peptide.
00:24:53.000 He got in trouble.
00:24:55.000 I think that was one of the things he got in trouble with.
00:24:57.000 I don't think he knew they were banned.
00:24:59.000 I'm about it.
00:25:00.000 I was telling you earlier, like I'm down to start like cycling or something like that or HGH or whatever.
00:25:04.000 I heard if you do a little bit of the HGH, it's kind of fine.
00:25:07.000 Yes.
00:25:08.000 That's exactly what you want.
00:25:09.000 You want like one unit.
00:25:10.000 That's what I take.
00:25:11.000 I take like one unit a day.
00:25:12.000 And doesn't change the way you look or anything like that?
00:25:15.000 Well, you get big.
00:25:16.000 If you get bigger, it's going to change the way you look.
00:25:18.000 Like your face will fell out. 0.62
00:25:19.000 Your neck will be bigger. 0.88
00:25:20.000 Yeah.
00:25:21.000 You know, your shoulders will be bigger.
00:25:22.000 You're going to get bigger if you lift weights.
00:25:24.000 But if you don't lift weights and you take that stuff and you keep your body fairly lean, you'll...
00:25:29.000 What if I do half a unit and lift weights?
00:25:31.000 What you should do...
00:25:33.000 What's happening?
00:25:33.000 I need to find...
00:25:34.000 What are you laughing at?
00:25:35.000 I'm just trying to find the balance where I don't change the shape of my body and head.
00:25:39.000 Because what you just said to me was so normal.
00:25:41.000 You said it was really normal.
00:25:43.000 You were like, yeah, like your head will grow.
00:25:45.000 That's not that normal.
00:25:46.000 Your face will fill out and it'll look like your head's growing.
00:25:50.000 But if you get to the actual skull itself, it's basically the same size.
00:25:54.000 Chad Mendes did have a peptide, but it was something called GHRP6. Okay, so it's another peptide.
00:26:01.000 There's thymoisin, there's a few different peptides, but all of them athletes like to use because it accelerates healing.
00:26:08.000 Do you do any sports or anything?
00:26:10.000 I didn't even play basketball.
00:26:11.000 I was playing ball, and then I kind of stopped playing ball, and then I kickbox a little bit.
00:26:17.000 That's what I do for exercise, yeah.
00:26:18.000 Oh, that's good.
00:26:19.000 Yeah.
00:26:20.000 You doing that right now?
00:26:21.000 Are they open in New York?
00:26:22.000 I broke my hand a few months ago.
00:26:25.000 How did you do that?
00:26:26.000 My brother and I got into a little thing.
00:26:28.000 You and your brother, huh?
00:26:29.000 Yeah.
00:26:30.000 You hit him on the forehead?
00:26:32.000 Actually, the cheekbone.
00:26:35.000 You had a...
00:26:37.000 An actual Donnybrook with your brother. 0.98
00:26:39.000 Yeah a little bit and it's fucked up is because like I you know usually you break these knuckles. 0.95
00:26:43.000 Yeah, but I broke this one. 0.96
00:26:46.000 He's huge.
00:26:47.000 My brother's like 6'6". 0.99
00:26:48.000 So like I think I was punching up and I just hit that part of my finger first, but he's massive like he could just fucking destroy me if he wanted to. 0.93
00:26:55.000 Why'd you hit him then? 0.96
00:26:56.000 He just hit me.
00:26:57.000 He hit you first?
00:26:58.000 Yeah.
00:26:58.000 He's got some stuff going on.
00:27:01.000 Some issues?
00:27:02.000 Yeah, he's a little schizophrenic.
00:27:04.000 Oh, no.
00:27:05.000 I just walked in for my dad's birthday. 0.98
00:27:07.000 A giant schizophrenic. 0.94
00:27:08.000 Yeah. 0.83
00:27:08.000 Ooh, fun times. 0.83
00:27:10.000 Oh, yeah.
00:27:10.000 It's great.
00:27:11.000 But he's great.
00:27:13.000 He's the best.
00:27:13.000 And he can hit hard.
00:27:15.000 Yikes.
00:27:16.000 Yeah.
00:27:17.000 So, yeah, that was it. 0.98
00:27:18.000 But, yeah, I used to box back in the day when I was in college and shit. 0.98
00:27:22.000 Yeah? 0.98
00:27:22.000 It was fun. 0.98
00:27:23.000 That's a great way to exercise.
00:27:25.000 That's the best.
00:27:25.000 As you get older, the most important thing, though, is weightlifting.
00:27:28.000 Really?
00:27:29.000 Yeah, because your bones start getting...
00:27:31.000 You lose density.
00:27:33.000 They just get weaker.
00:27:34.000 Really?
00:27:35.000 And the only way to change your bones, the only way to make them thicker and denser is weightlifting.
00:27:40.000 The only way.
00:27:41.000 Really?
00:27:41.000 Yeah.
00:27:42.000 Why is it different than boxing?
00:27:44.000 Because you're not carrying weight.
00:27:45.000 The whole idea is you're fighting gravity.
00:27:47.000 When you do, say if you're doing cleans and presses and shit like that, Olympic weight lifts is what I always recommend to people.
00:27:54.000 Particularly deadlifts.
00:27:55.000 Deadlifts is the big one.
00:27:58.000 Deadlifts and squats.
00:27:59.000 Because you're You're forcing your body to pick up heavy things, and your body just gets denser. 1.00
00:28:05.000 Everything gets thicker and denser because your bone structure is recognizing, your body's recognizing that this fucking dude likes to carry heavy shit now. 1.00
00:28:13.000 This is our new life. 1.00
00:28:14.000 Our new life is we have to adapt to him carrying heavy shit. 1.00
00:28:18.000 So your bones get denser. 0.99
00:28:19.000 As you get older, when you don't exercise, your bones absolutely get lighter and frailer and weaker and more fragile. 0.99
00:28:28.000 That's why when old people fall down, they break hips and shit. 1.00
00:28:30.000 They lose all their bone density. 0.99
00:28:33.000 The only way to maintain bone density is weight lifting.
00:28:35.000 So that's why you're all about the kettlebells.
00:28:37.000 All about weights.
00:28:39.000 But you're still doing kickboxing.
00:28:41.000 Yeah, I do everything.
00:28:42.000 But I never stop lifting weights.
00:28:45.000 I'm 53. As you get older, there's just no way around the deterioration unless you have to be disciplined.
00:28:54.000 Do you think you can still throw down?
00:28:56.000 Like if it had to happen?
00:28:58.000 Like if Jake Paul called you out? 0.99
00:29:00.000 Well, he probably fucked me up. 0.99
00:29:02.000 Really? 0.96
00:29:02.000 He's a really good boxer. 0.96
00:29:03.000 He's a good boxer.
00:29:04.000 What if it was kickboxing?
00:29:07.000 He doesn't really know how to kickbox.
00:29:09.000 When I was a younger man and I had good knees, I could be kickboxing people.
00:29:12.000 But I could barely get through a workout without being in pain now. 0.99
00:29:15.000 There's a reality of knees and backs and shit. 0.95
00:29:18.000 Have you tried the PBC peptide? 0.99
00:29:20.000 The BPC-157.
00:29:21.000 That too is also a really good one.
00:29:23.000 It helps you maintain.
00:29:24.000 But there's a big difference between maintaining and working out and then being able to train for a fight.
00:29:30.000 Being able to train for a fight, your body would break down.
00:29:33.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:34.000 Yeah, Jake is interesting, man.
00:29:36.000 He is excellent at trolling.
00:29:38.000 So is his brother.
00:29:38.000 Yeah.
00:29:39.000 His brother's...
00:29:40.000 We played a video of his brother wrestling Paulo Costa.
00:29:43.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.98
00:29:43.000 His brother is fucking legit. 0.98
00:29:45.000 He's a legit athlete. 0.99
00:29:47.000 Yeah, I think he wrestled back in the day.
00:29:48.000 Yeah, he did.
00:29:49.000 Wrestling college.
00:29:50.000 Jamie tried to shut it down and say it was like junior college.
00:29:52.000 But it was actually real college.
00:29:54.000 That's that Ohio rivalry right there.
00:29:57.000 Listen man, you gotta give credit where credit's due.
00:30:00.000 I know those guys like to troll, but Jake and his brother are both legitimate tough guys.
00:30:06.000 They're tough.
00:30:07.000 Do you think that you need trolling now for fight sports?
00:30:10.000 Are we at a point where that's the only thing that engages the casual fan?
00:30:15.000 Well, Khabib Nurmagomedov is the biggest draw in combat sports, and he doesn't do any trash talk.
00:30:21.000 But is that a reflection of dominance?
00:30:23.000 It's like, are we kind of watching to see if he'll lose, like the Mayweather effect?
00:30:27.000 Well...
00:30:28.000 Like, how many people are rooting for...
00:30:30.000 Like, Khabib seems like an incredibly sweet guy, and he's like a consummate professional, but I feel like the way you market the fight is not in the way that when we were younger watching Roy Jones, we were like...
00:30:39.000 Yo, Roy's gonna do some crazy thing where he puts his hand behind his back and he just knocks the dude out.
00:30:44.000 We were rooting for Roy to win, even in his most dominant time.
00:30:47.000 I feel like now the way you promote the fight is, oh, this is the perfect guy to take out Khabib. 0.96
00:30:51.000 You know, like, Justin's the perfect...
00:30:53.000 Oh, yeah, you know, he's got striking, but he has a wrestling background.
00:30:56.000 We're kind of like thinking of different ways we take him down.
00:30:58.000 Whereas, like...
00:30:59.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:31:00.000 I don't know if we're rooting for him to win in that way.
00:31:05.000 Well, if you're a fan of his, you're rooting for him to win.
00:31:07.000 Sure, and I'm sure if you're from Dagestan and that kind of stuff.
00:31:09.000 When you have a guy who's 28 or 29-0 and really has smashed everybody in front of him.
00:31:14.000 Yeah.
00:31:15.000 You always wonder, like, who's gonna be the guy that solves that riddle?
00:31:18.000 Yeah.
00:31:18.000 And Justin came real close with those leg kicks.
00:31:21.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:31:21.000 He was really fucking up his leg. 0.97
00:31:23.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:31:24.000 But Khabib figured out a way to get the fight to the ground, almost finished it at the beginning, or the end, rather, of the first round, and then got him in the second round.
00:31:30.000 Yeah.
00:31:31.000 He's just, he's on another level.
00:31:33.000 And that's one of the things that happens when you're, I mean, you gotta realize that guy is supremely disciplined.
00:31:38.000 Yeah.
00:31:39.000 Supremely dedicated.
00:31:40.000 Like, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't fuck around, doesn't abuse his body, always fit, always in shape, always training, and lives like a champion.
00:31:47.000 And it's like very religious, like very... 0.93
00:31:50.000 Devout Muslim. 1.00
00:31:52.000 I think that helps.
00:31:53.000 Oh, yeah.
00:31:54.000 He's so disciplined.
00:31:55.000 No partying.
00:31:56.000 He's not partying.
00:31:57.000 He's not doing coke and banging hoes. 1.00
00:31:59.000 There's none of that.
00:32:00.000 He's just smashing people.
00:32:01.000 Yeah.
00:32:02.000 But I think they're trying to talk him into having more fights, but he told his mother that he was going to retire after he fought Gaethje.
00:32:09.000 Yeah, I remember seeing that.
00:32:11.000 But you know what, man?
00:32:12.000 He's in his prime, and you only get one prime.
00:32:14.000 Yeah.
00:32:16.000 What more can he prove, though?
00:32:17.000 The most dominant man in the sport.
00:32:19.000 Yeah.
00:32:20.000 What's going on here?
00:32:21.000 That weight cut he had, it was going around again from his last fight.
00:32:25.000 Oh, he always cuts a lot of weight, man.
00:32:27.000 But it was apparently very brutal.
00:32:29.000 Yeah, it's brutal.
00:32:30.000 But what more can he prove?
00:32:31.000 He's not really 155 pounds.
00:32:34.000 There's a thing in mixed martial arts that we all just accept, and it's a sanctioned form of cheating.
00:32:41.000 Like, you're pretending you're 155 pounds, so you draw your body out. 0.95
00:32:45.000 You dry out to 155, and then you fucking balloon back up. 0.95
00:32:48.000 Eat a lot of spaghetti and balloon back up to 200 pounds after the weight cut. 0.99
00:32:52.000 It's nuts.
00:32:53.000 How do you work around that?
00:32:55.000 The only way you do it is you have hydration tests.
00:32:57.000 They've implemented that in college sports, in wrestling. 0.94
00:33:00.000 What's a hydration test?
00:33:01.000 They test your body.
00:33:03.000 They test your hydration.
00:33:04.000 They make sure that you're not dehydrated.
00:33:06.000 Ah, so you have to have a certain amount of liquid in your body when you're weighing in.
00:33:10.000 Exactly.
00:33:10.000 Exactly.
00:33:11.000 They're doing that in this organization called 1FC. 1FC is an organization that's in Asia.
00:33:18.000 They're huge.
00:33:20.000 That's where Askren was?
00:33:22.000 Askren was over there.
00:33:24.000 Mighty Mouse Johnson went over there.
00:33:26.000 Eddie Alvarez went over there.
00:33:28.000 A lot of really good fighters that the UFC either lost a bidding and they went over there or they decided to leave the UFC and go over there.
00:33:37.000 But they're doing hydration tests.
00:33:38.000 So guys that fought at 170 are now fighting at 185 because that's really what they weigh.
00:33:43.000 A guy who fights at 170 generally, like a guy like a savage, like Kamaru Usman, he walks around like 190-ish, maybe even bigger, and then just dehydrates himself down to 170 for a very small amount of time, and then balloons back up.
00:33:57.000 Like, you see them at the weigh-ins, and then you see them the next day at the fight.
00:34:00.000 It's hard to believe it's the same person sometimes.
00:34:02.000 Yeah, but then there's certain guys that are fighting around their weight, and they're exceptional.
00:34:06.000 Like, Izzy fights probably within like five pounds of what he walks around in.
00:34:09.000 Izzy fights, he weighs in below the limit all the time.
00:34:13.000 But Izzy is in the matrix.
00:34:17.000 He's so much better as a striker than most of these guys he faces, and every fight starts out standing up.
00:34:24.000 You gotta get a hold of that guy if you want to win.
00:34:27.000 Does it feel like...
00:34:28.000 Now when I watch his fights and I'm seeing how dominant he's become...
00:34:31.000 Do you think that's a reflection of him just becoming more confident in the ring?
00:34:37.000 Because I don't know if his striking skills are being improved.
00:34:39.000 He's been an elite striker probably for the last decade.
00:34:42.000 But something is different in terms of like...
00:34:45.000 Well, he's a champion.
00:34:46.000 Is that it?
00:34:47.000 There's just the championship bump?
00:34:48.000 Well, he's also getting better.
00:34:49.000 I mean, he's young.
00:34:50.000 He's still improving.
00:34:52.000 These guys, they still train.
00:34:54.000 When you're training, you're getting better.
00:34:55.000 It's not like you train and you hit this plateau and you never get any better.
00:34:58.000 No, the best fighters keep getting better until the wheels fall off, until their body starts breaking down.
00:35:03.000 Yeah.
00:35:04.000 And his body's not breaking down at all.
00:35:06.000 He's in his prime right now.
00:35:08.000 And he's just better.
00:35:10.000 He's just better than everybody. 1.00
00:35:13.000 He's smart as fuck, man. 0.99
00:35:14.000 Yeah, he's smart in there, dude. 0.99
00:35:15.000 There's a lot going on.
00:35:17.000 He sees patterns that other guys don't necessarily see.
00:35:21.000 And his emphasis on precision over power, like all these guys that are really interested in power, that's one of the things that the Paulo Costa fight was so...
00:35:30.000 So interesting about that fight was like, Paulo Costa is just this giant gorilla.
00:35:35.000 Just smash him up, dude. 1.00
00:35:36.000 Just big, yoked as fuck. 1.00
00:35:38.000 Just walks dudes down and beats the fuck out of him. 1.00
00:35:42.000 And Izzy was laughing about that. 0.75
00:35:44.000 He's like, I don't know.
00:35:45.000 Everybody has power.
00:35:46.000 He goes, I have precision.
00:35:47.000 And then you saw it in the fight.
00:35:49.000 You're like...
00:35:49.000 Oh, yeah.
00:35:49.000 Yeah.
00:35:50.000 Oh, he really does.
00:35:51.000 Like, this isn't just boasting.
00:35:52.000 Yeah.
00:35:52.000 Like, when he started lighting up his leg and doing all his feints and switch stances on him and get reeds on him and then popping him, he started picking that dude apart.
00:36:01.000 It was that leg kick, man.
00:36:03.000 Yeah.
00:36:03.000 Well, it was that.
00:36:04.000 I think Costa had something going on with his legs before the fight, legitimately, because he had all those cup marks all over his legs.
00:36:12.000 Ah.
00:36:12.000 Yeah.
00:36:13.000 A lot of times these dudes in training are training with guys and they're training the same way they're fighting.
00:36:19.000 You're training with a guy who's gonna attack your leg.
00:36:21.000 Yeah, and not only that, he's a big brute. 0.99
00:36:25.000 And so he's probably fucking up his training partner. 0.99
00:36:27.000 His training partner's probably fucking up him. 0.98
00:36:29.000 And they're attacking the calves. 0.99
00:36:32.000 Because that calf kick is a very debilitating weapon.
00:36:35.000 And a lot of these athletes are using this now. 0.92
00:36:38.000 And when I saw him walk into the octagon, if you could see his calves, that right now is just fucked up from Izzy chewing it up. 0.70
00:36:46.000 But even before the fight started, he had these cup marks all over his calves. 0.78
00:36:52.000 I see the guys with them on their back sometimes. 0.94
00:36:55.000 It helps people with injuries and aches and pains and shit like that. 0.92
00:36:59.000 But if you have those on your calves, I wonder. 0.96
00:37:02.000 There's an issue.
00:37:02.000 I start thinking, oh, you might be bruised up already.
00:37:05.000 Somebody might have already chopped at your calves. 0.99
00:37:06.000 Yeah.
00:37:07.000 You've ever been kicked in the calf?
00:37:08.000 No. 1.00
00:37:09.000 It's a fucking terrible feeling. 0.99
00:37:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:37:10.000 It's terrible. 1.00
00:37:11.000 Your feet go numb.
00:37:12.000 Actually, no, I have.
00:37:13.000 I would do fake sparring.
00:37:16.000 It's not real.
00:37:17.000 It's more like working out drills and stuff like that with this guy when we were working out.
00:37:21.000 And I didn't have a shin guard.
00:37:25.000 And he did.
00:37:26.000 And it still was like brutal.
00:37:29.000 Oh yeah.
00:37:30.000 Because I was supposed to check him.
00:37:31.000 But eventually it just hurt so much just checking him.
00:37:33.000 So I just kind of like would turn my leg, I'd like let him move my leg with it?
00:37:37.000 Yeah.
00:37:37.000 It was probably the worst technique?
00:37:39.000 No, it's not the worst.
00:37:40.000 Some guys choose to do that over checking it sometimes when you just can't get out of the way and you know the kick's coming your way.
00:37:47.000 Yeah.
00:37:47.000 Sometimes you have to make a decision.
00:37:49.000 In the moment.
00:37:50.000 Yeah, like is my shin so battered from checking that this is going to kill me if he hits it?
00:37:56.000 And maybe the side of my leg is a little bit more durable, I'll like let it go.
00:38:00.000 It's like in boxing, turning with a punch.
00:38:03.000 That's all I got left.
00:38:05.000 I'm going to turn my jaw as you punch it. 1.00
00:38:07.000 Some guys are masters at that shit. 1.00
00:38:09.000 They stand right in front of dudes and let them throw punches. 1.00
00:38:11.000 Canelo is really improved.
00:38:13.000 It's so funny to see him.
00:38:15.000 I was at the fight where Canelo fought Mayweather.
00:38:18.000 And like, do you remember that fight?
00:38:20.000 Yeah.
00:38:20.000 And just Mayweather just totally schooled him, man.
00:38:23.000 It was unbelievable.
00:38:24.000 Truly unbelievable to even just be there in that room and just watch.
00:38:28.000 There was so much confidence behind Canelo, right?
00:38:30.000 And obviously like 80% of the crowd was Mexican, right?
00:38:33.000 And you saw like 80% of the crowd's hearts just broken.
00:38:36.000 Because by the third round, you knew exactly what was going on.
00:38:38.000 It was just this complete domination and...
00:38:41.000 Yeah, man, it was unbelievable to see.
00:38:43.000 Mayweather's a real master.
00:38:45.000 He's a modern master.
00:38:46.000 To me, he's the greatest great of all time.
00:38:49.000 Meaning he's greater at boxing than like Stephen Hawking is at science, in my opinion.
00:38:54.000 There's a good argument for that because- Who's come close?
00:38:56.000 Here's the thing, like the sport is hit and not be hit.
00:39:00.000 Who does that better than Floyd Mayweather?
00:39:02.000 Dude, I can name three times in his career where he was hurt.
00:39:06.000 I can name them.
00:39:07.000 Zab Judah, right hook, Shane Mosley, DeMarcus Chop Chop Corley.
00:39:12.000 DeMarcus Chop Chop Corley almost put him out.
00:39:15.000 I forgot about that fight.
00:39:16.000 How about Maidana?
00:39:18.000 Maidana hit him at the end of the belly, hit him in the right hand, and Floyd didn't know where his corner was.
00:39:23.000 For a second, he was out of it.
00:39:24.000 But he's got a beard.
00:39:25.000 That's the thing about Floyd.
00:39:26.000 A lot of people don't realize that. 1.00
00:39:27.000 He's got the pretty boy shit, but he could take a shot. 1.00
00:39:29.000 And I remember just like, I'm like, damn, this guy is impossible to beat. 1.00
00:39:34.000 What do you think is going to happen when he fights Logan Paul? 0.98
00:39:36.000 How crazy is that?
00:39:38.000 Dude, I like Logan.
00:39:40.000 Logan's a big kid.
00:39:42.000 He's big.
00:39:43.000 It doesn't matter.
00:39:43.000 It's like Canelo was big.
00:39:45.000 They've all been big.
00:39:46.000 But you know, with Canelo, Floyd, one of the things he did that was really intelligent, he forced Canelo to go down to, I believe it was 152 pounds.
00:39:53.000 154. Oh, did they have a catchweight?
00:39:55.000 Yeah, I think it was 152. And I think he did that because he knew Canelo had a hard time making 154. Yeah, yeah.
00:40:01.000 I mean, now Canelo's at 168. Well, he fought 75. He knocked out Kovalev.
00:40:05.000 I thought that was at 168. No, that was the light heavyweight title.
00:40:07.000 That was the light heavyweight?
00:40:08.000 Yeah.
00:40:09.000 He knocked out Kovalev.
00:40:10.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:11.000 Great left hook.
00:40:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:13.000 I mean, look at this.
00:40:14.000 I mean, that's obviously not real, but still.
00:40:17.000 Logan's got the size.
00:40:18.000 He's a big guy.
00:40:19.000 It's not real, but it might be close.
00:40:22.000 And Floyd is tiny, but at the same time, it's like Logan's not going to hit Floyd with any shot that he hasn't been hit with before.
00:40:29.000 The only way he could is if you got a bad referee and the referee lets them tie up.
00:40:35.000 So if the referee lets Logan tie him up, and Logan can hit Floyd in the clinch and hurt him.
00:40:44.000 I don't think that's...
00:40:45.000 Can he generate that much power in the clinch?
00:40:47.000 You think Logan can?
00:40:48.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:40:49.000 A guy who's strong, who can hit hard, can fuck you up from a clinch. 0.99
00:40:54.000 It happens all the time. 0.99
00:40:55.000 Yeah, but I don't know.
00:40:56.000 DC knocked out Stipe from the clinch.
00:40:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:59.000 That was that short right hand.
00:41:00.000 Yeah.
00:41:01.000 Really nice.
00:41:01.000 Yeah, I just...
00:41:02.000 I don't see anybody doing that to Floyd, man.
00:41:05.000 Like, if you watch Floyd's sparring stuff...
00:41:06.000 Of course he can't.
00:41:07.000 Do you ever watch his, like, the Mayweather gym stuff?
00:41:09.000 Amazing.
00:41:10.000 Yeah.
00:41:10.000 15 minute rounds.
00:41:12.000 And in the gym, he is not on his bicycle. 1.00
00:41:15.000 In the gym, he is in front of you talking shit as you miss every single shot you throw at him. 0.99
00:41:20.000 And it's like, there's no way that Logan connects. 0.99
00:41:23.000 What I think could happen is...
00:41:26.000 That the fight is boring because maybe Floyd can't inflict enough one-punch damage on Logan.
00:41:35.000 So maybe it's boring and then maybe he wins in the people's eyes because it's like, you actually went 10 rounds with Floyd Mayweather.
00:41:41.000 I think if Floyd hurts him, what Floyd does is wears him out.
00:41:45.000 And it makes him fight stiff and uncomfortable because he's not going to be nearly as efficient.
00:41:53.000 Yeah.
00:41:55.000 Logan is going to be much less efficient.
00:41:57.000 He's going to be trying really hard.
00:41:59.000 And he's never done, I don't know how many rounds they're doing.
00:42:01.000 How many rounds are they doing?
00:42:03.000 Eight maybe or something like that.
00:42:04.000 I don't even know if they've announced, but still.
00:42:06.000 If I was Floyd, I'd want it to be 12. Yeah, the longer the- Drag that guy into deep water and then beat the fuck out of him. 0.99
00:42:12.000 Because Floyd can do 12 rounds in his sleep. 0.99
00:42:14.000 You can wake him up in the middle of the night.
00:42:16.000 Yeah.
00:42:16.000 So if they were the same size, it wouldn't even be interesting.
00:42:20.000 Yeah.
00:42:20.000 And even though Logan's way bigger than him, it's still only mildly interesting.
00:42:24.000 Yeah.
00:42:25.000 Because you literally have the greatest boxer of all time versus a kid who's really athletic and really tough who can fight.
00:42:31.000 Yeah.
00:42:32.000 But he's not in that league.
00:42:35.000 Yeah.
00:42:35.000 There's no discussion.
00:42:37.000 It's not a person on earth that thinks he's in the same league of boxing.
00:42:41.000 Yeah.
00:42:41.000 Yeah.
00:42:41.000 But Floyd is...
00:42:42.000 He's a true master.
00:42:44.000 Master.
00:42:44.000 A master.
00:42:45.000 Yeah.
00:42:45.000 The greatest ever, in my opinion.
00:42:47.000 Yes.
00:42:47.000 I would say he's in the running.
00:42:50.000 Like, you...
00:42:50.000 Sugar Ray Robinson was...
00:42:52.000 We just don't know.
00:42:53.000 ...a hundred and something and O before his first loss.
00:42:55.000 But you and I weren't alive for this, like...
00:42:58.000 No.
00:42:58.000 Like, that's my dad's favorite boxer.
00:43:00.000 And, like, my dad's a huge boxing fan.
00:43:01.000 He used to, like, cover boxing for the news.
00:43:04.000 He would go to Ali's camp.
00:43:05.000 Like, he has footage of, like, himself, like, shadow boxing with Ali.
00:43:08.000 What?
00:43:09.000 Yeah, it's unbelievable.
00:43:10.000 And, like...
00:43:11.000 Was your dad in the mob?
00:43:12.000 No, no, no.
00:43:13.000 He worked for NBC. Really?
00:43:15.000 Yeah, he was like a newscaster.
00:43:17.000 Wow.
00:43:17.000 Yeah, he did his wild story.
00:43:20.000 He's like Forrest Gump.
00:43:21.000 He did the first ever story on hip-hop music.
00:43:24.000 It was kind of crazy stuff.
00:43:25.000 But he has a video like shadowboxing with Muhammad Ali and Muhammad Ali stops and goes, what do you box?
00:43:31.000 Oranges?
00:43:36.000 He's the biggest Ali fan in the world.
00:43:38.000 And he saw Sugar Ray Robinson, I guess, when he was a kid.
00:43:41.000 And he was like, Sugar Ray Robinson, outside of him and Ali, those are the best I've ever seen.
00:43:46.000 But that's a generational thing, obviously.
00:43:48.000 Most boxers like to point to Sugar Ray Robinson as the greatest of all time.
00:43:52.000 Guys who are in the know of boxing.
00:43:54.000 He was a master.
00:43:55.000 He was awesome, but he was a different kind of master.
00:43:58.000 He slugged it out with people.
00:44:00.000 He would get in there if he had to.
00:44:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:44:02.000 He fought rough and tumble.
00:44:04.000 But here's my argument against that.
00:44:06.000 He lost to Jake LaMotta in a decision.
00:44:09.000 I can't imagine a world where Floyd Mayweather loses to Jake LaMotta.
00:44:12.000 If they're the same size, I can't imagine a world where Floyd doesn't outbox him.
00:44:17.000 Because Floyd has a more intelligent approach.
00:44:21.000 And his approach is to frustrate the fuck out of you and take angles on you and pop you and then not let you hit him back.
00:44:29.000 And then you get into 5th, 6th, 7th round and you start going, oh my god, this is how this fight is going.
00:44:33.000 I have to get desperate.
00:44:35.000 I can't even hit this guy.
00:44:36.000 I dare you to get desperate.
00:44:37.000 And then you start getting down the line and then he catches you like you caught Ricky Hatton.
00:44:42.000 Beautiful.
00:44:42.000 That check hook.
00:44:43.000 Yep.
00:44:44.000 I mean, he's just watching him, just as a boxing fan, watching him take away people's confidence.
00:44:49.000 I watched him take Shane Mosley's confidence from him.
00:44:53.000 Shane did end up catching him with that right hand.
00:44:56.000 One right hand, yeah.
00:44:58.000 But what happened was when Shane, I think, threw his first or second jab, Floyd had already timed him.
00:45:05.000 He threw the first jab and then Floyd came right over the top. 1.00
00:45:08.000 He has that amazing slip and he comes right over the top with the right hand.
00:45:11.000 And he stunned Shane.
00:45:12.000 And then right after that, Shane was like, I can't even jab.
00:45:15.000 There's nothing I can do.
00:45:17.000 This guy is on a different level.
00:45:18.000 And then he ended up catching him with that right, but still like...
00:45:21.000 Yeah, he's just a great...
00:45:22.000 I don't know what happened.
00:45:23.000 I mean, I want Logan to get the money.
00:45:24.000 Like, I want these guys to get the bag.
00:45:26.000 And, like, there's something about, like, calling somebody out, which you immediately respect them a little bit more.
00:45:30.000 Like, willing to put yourself out there for a fight.
00:45:32.000 He called out Conor McGregor, too.
00:45:34.000 That's what Jake's doing. 0.98
00:45:35.000 That kid is a master troll, dude. 0.97
00:45:37.000 He's a master creating hype. 0.96
00:45:39.000 Like, dude, if I'm Dana White, I'm praying that this guy can actually...
00:45:43.000 Why is this a Jake Paul-Amanda Nunes boxing match?
00:45:45.000 That's because Dana said, maybe I'll let Amanda Nunes knock him out. 1.00
00:45:52.000 That's just not good for anybody.
00:45:54.000 I hope they don't do that.
00:45:55.000 That's just not good for anybody.
00:45:56.000 Yeah, I hope they don't do that.
00:45:56.000 You can't sleep on that kid.
00:45:58.000 That kid can fucking crack. 1.00
00:46:01.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:46:01.000 When you look at how he knocked Nate Robinson out, that short hand that he threw was very skillful. 0.99
00:46:07.000 Real punch.
00:46:07.000 That was a real punch.
00:46:08.000 And it was perfectly placed.
00:46:10.000 He can hit hard.
00:46:11.000 All three punches were the same thing.
00:46:14.000 They're a step back over hand right.
00:46:16.000 Yeah.
00:46:16.000 You...
00:46:17.000 That's not like got lucky.
00:46:19.000 That's, hey, this guy doesn't know what he's doing, so he's going to charge at you.
00:46:21.000 Just step back and lay a right hand on him. 1.00
00:46:23.000 I mean, he knew exactly it was skillful.
00:46:26.000 And that was in the middle of a wild brawl where Nate Robinson was trying to take his head off, and it was kind of unorthodox, right?
00:46:32.000 So it's dangerous because Nate is super strong. 0.89
00:46:36.000 He's a crazy athlete.
00:46:37.000 Unreal athlete. 0.99
00:46:38.000 Winging punches at him.
00:46:39.000 And so he's got to figure his way through this maze of bombs headed his way, and he clips them.
00:46:47.000 Here it is.
00:46:48.000 If you look at him, look at how well he moves away.
00:46:52.000 Yeah, this is the beginning of it.
00:46:53.000 He ties up well.
00:46:54.000 Boom.
00:46:56.000 But he's good just at tying up and using defense. 0.99
00:46:59.000 And Nate was fucking dangerous, man. 0.96
00:47:01.000 You saw him try to throw the right right there? 0.99
00:47:03.000 Yeah.
00:47:06.000 Yeah.
00:47:07.000 He's a skillful boxer, man.
00:47:09.000 He really is.
00:47:10.000 Like, legitimately skillful.
00:47:12.000 I mean, he's not world-class right now, but he is 23 years old.
00:47:19.000 I mean, he's got a real fam.
00:47:21.000 That's one that folded him, but that's not the one that folded him, ultimately.
00:47:24.000 He got up off of that one, and he'd get KO'd by the next one.
00:47:27.000 They should have stopped it right there.
00:47:28.000 Well, he was complaining to the referee that he got hit behind the head, which is hilarious. 1.00
00:47:32.000 That was so ridiculous.
00:47:35.000 I think he realized at this point in time that this is not just athleticism involved here. 0.88
00:47:40.000 There's a mental game in boxing that you have to understand what a fight is.
00:47:46.000 You're at war with yourself as much as you're at war with that other person.
00:47:50.000 You have to keep...
00:47:51.000 Back it up, Jamie.
00:47:53.000 Let's see that punch. 0.98
00:47:55.000 So let this play out.
00:47:57.000 So if you watch how he knocks this dude out, even the way he's moving his body...
00:48:01.000 Game over.
00:48:02.000 I don't think that's it.
00:48:03.000 No, that's his second one.
00:48:04.000 Yeah, that's just a knockdown.
00:48:06.000 Yeah, here it is.
00:48:08.000 Here it is.
00:48:09.000 Bang! 1.00
00:48:09.000 That's the one. 1.00
00:48:10.000 Great shot.
00:48:11.000 I mean, when you see a guy faceplant like that and bounce, that's a wrap.
00:48:15.000 Yeah.
00:48:15.000 Play it back.
00:48:16.000 Just let it play.
00:48:17.000 But if you watch how he did it, look at this.
00:48:20.000 Boom.
00:48:20.000 Set his feet.
00:48:20.000 Game over.
00:48:21.000 Dude, that's a short punch, man.
00:48:22.000 Yep.
00:48:23.000 He didn't wind that up.
00:48:24.000 He stepped back and put it in place.
00:48:27.000 He's got skill.
00:48:28.000 And he's only 23. If he decides to dedicate himself to actually being a boxer and spends all of his time boxing and then talking shit and doing podcasts, you fucking never know, man. 0.99
00:48:39.000 He might go a long way. 0.98
00:48:41.000 He obviously can perform under pressure.
00:48:43.000 He obviously has legitimate power.
00:48:45.000 He's got legitimate skill.
00:48:46.000 And he's dedicated.
00:48:47.000 Why not do it if you're Connor? 1.00
00:48:49.000 50 million to beat up the guy that talked some shit about your wife. 1.00
00:48:52.000 First of all, it was wild what he said about his wife. 1.00
00:48:55.000 I didn't see what he said about his wife.
00:48:56.000 He said, you didn't see this video?
00:48:58.000 No.
00:48:59.000 Oh my god, bro.
00:49:00.000 I don't need to see that.
00:49:01.000 We didn't need to broadcast that.
00:49:02.000 Okay, fine.
00:49:03.000 Everybody's seen it, by the way.
00:49:04.000 He just called his wife a four.
00:49:07.000 Wow.
00:49:08.000 Yeah, and he only follows one girl on Instagram.
00:49:11.000 Connor's wife.
00:49:12.000 Oh my god.
00:49:13.000 He knows how to play the trolling game.
00:49:15.000 That's hilarious.
00:49:16.000 So it's like, he's a wild boy, but he understands what he's doing.
00:49:20.000 Just the other day...
00:49:21.000 That's what Conor does.
00:49:22.000 I mean, talk about talking about people's wives. 1.00
00:49:24.000 Conor did that to Jose Aldo. 1.00
00:49:26.000 We talked shit. 1.00
00:49:27.000 Could be, bro. 1.00
00:49:28.000 Yeah, to everybody.
00:49:29.000 Yeah, but like...
00:49:31.000 It was just wild, man.
00:49:33.000 And then recently, yeah, I mean, the guy knows what he's doing.
00:49:35.000 He was in LA, and I think it was at Brandon Schaub's show, this Dylan Dennis.
00:49:40.000 He was doing the food truck thing.
00:49:42.000 And I guess he has some beef with Jake Paul.
00:49:44.000 Jake wants to fight him.
00:49:45.000 So he pulls up on the back of a pickup truck with water balloons and wet toilet paper and starts chucking it at him while he's doing the interview.
00:49:52.000 This is it.
00:49:54.000 How did he know that he was going to be there?
00:49:55.000 I don't know.
00:49:56.000 Somebody's talking.
00:49:57.000 How did he know he was going to be there?
00:49:59.000 Somebody's talking.
00:49:59.000 His brother did it a couple days before.
00:50:02.000 Maybe they just mentioned it to him and told him where it was or something.
00:50:04.000 But Dylan Dennis ran up to him and he sped away.
00:50:07.000 Why did he get out and fight him?
00:50:08.000 Yeah, that's what a lot of people are saying.
00:50:10.000 It's kind of soft.
00:50:11.000 Like, he came at you and all your people.
00:50:12.000 Well, let me tell you something.
00:50:13.000 Dylan Dennis gets a hold of you.
00:50:15.000 You're getting your arms broken. 0.99
00:50:16.000 You're getting your neck strangled off. 0.99
00:50:18.000 Your head's going to get popped like a zit. 1.00
00:50:20.000 He's going to rip your knees apart. 0.97
00:50:22.000 He's that good, huh? 1.00
00:50:22.000 Not a fucking champion. 1.00
00:50:23.000 Really? 1.00
00:50:25.000 Dylan Dennis is a world-class grappler.
00:50:28.000 Top of the food chain.
00:50:31.000 He's a guy who...
00:50:33.000 I'm pretty sure he went to a draw with Gordon Ryan, who is the elite of the elite.
00:50:39.000 I see him in his videos on YouTube a lot.
00:50:41.000 Maybe Gordon beat him by decision by one point or something like that.
00:50:44.000 I'll see what's going on in this picture.
00:50:45.000 What is that 50 million proof of funds?
00:50:49.000 Got you curious, huh?
00:50:50.000 Notorious MMA? So he's showing...
00:50:52.000 Take the fight, pussy? 1.00
00:50:53.000 Who said take the fight, pussy? 1.00
00:50:54.000 So Jake Paul says to Connor, take the fight, pussy, and a DM, and then he showed that Connor saw the DM. He's just... 1.00
00:51:02.000 This kid, like, okay, so there's different ways to, like, build hype.
00:51:05.000 Obviously, like, you can build hype by just creating, you know, great content.
00:51:09.000 You can build hype by creating drama, and you can build hype by creating, like, a villain-esque attitude, right?
00:51:15.000 Yes.
00:51:15.000 And this guy has no problem being the villain.
00:51:17.000 If he likes to talk shit about Dylan Dennis, I think it would be hilarious if they had an MMA match. 0.96
00:51:22.000 Well, I don't think he wants to do the MMA one, but he's trying to get Dylan to do the boxing one. 0.98
00:51:26.000 But that's why he ran away from Dylan.
00:51:29.000 It's a wrap with Dylan.
00:51:30.000 If Dylan grabs you, it's a whole different world, son.
00:51:34.000 But could he beat him in a boxing match?
00:51:35.000 I don't know enough about Dylan, but could he beat him in a boxing match?
00:51:37.000 He might be able to.
00:51:38.000 But that's not his world.
00:51:40.000 So Nate Diaz got involved.
00:51:42.000 Oh, God.
00:51:43.000 I would love to see Nate fight him. 1.00
00:51:45.000 You spoil fuck. 1.00
00:51:46.000 You can't really fight dumb shit. 1.00
00:51:48.000 You're gonna end up with your ass whooped for real somewhere talking like that. 1.00
00:51:52.000 Tell me you don't want to see this fight! 0.99
00:51:54.000 Dude, it feels like the 90s with rap beef.
00:51:56.000 It's West Coast, East Coast.
00:51:58.000 Like, they're really doing it.
00:51:59.000 But tell me you don't want to see Nate and him fight.
00:52:01.000 I do.
00:52:02.000 These guys are trying to make money.
00:52:03.000 Let them make some money. 0.72
00:52:04.000 I'm just like...
00:52:05.000 That's how you make money.
00:52:06.000 More?
00:52:06.000 What is this?
00:52:07.000 You said you saw what happened to the other Nate.
00:52:09.000 Ah...
00:52:11.000 So the kid knows what he's doing.
00:52:13.000 He knows how to build hype.
00:52:14.000 Oh yeah.
00:52:15.000 He doesn't mind, I guess, being hated.
00:52:16.000 No, he doesn't mind being hated.
00:52:17.000 Which is a valuable asset.
00:52:19.000 He's having fun.
00:52:19.000 Look, and he's very respectful after the fight's over.
00:52:21.000 Like with Nate Robbins, he was very respectful.
00:52:23.000 Yeah.
00:52:24.000 He was.
00:52:24.000 I think he is playing the character.
00:52:27.000 I mean, we've seen Connor do it.
00:52:28.000 We've seen Floyd do it.
00:52:29.000 We've seen guys really lean into it, too hyped to fight.
00:52:32.000 Who knows what happens after the fight, but you gotta still keep on playing the character. 0.98
00:52:35.000 And you can't deny that the motherfuckers that understand how to troll or garner interest are the guys who are gonna make the most money. 0.98
00:52:41.000 100%. 0.99
00:52:42.000 I keep on telling Izzy, I'm like, bro, Darren Till's gotta get some wins, but a fight between you and Darren, the lead-up on social media, is gonna be the most fun.
00:52:52.000 Yeah.
00:52:53.000 Non-stop back and forth.
00:52:54.000 They're making memes of each other.
00:52:55.000 Well, Izzy's moved up to light heavyweight.
00:52:56.000 You know, he's fighting Jan Blachowicz.
00:52:58.000 Sure, sure, sure.
00:52:58.000 But like...
00:52:59.000 So, Izzy's fighting right for the title. 1.00
00:53:01.000 Right, right, right.
00:53:01.000 But still, the idea of having those two guys who really understand...
00:53:05.000 Because remember when I said he was going to fight Yoel, and I was like, stop fighting guys that don't speak English.
00:53:08.000 We can't do any more of this.
00:53:10.000 It could be a fun fight, but like...
00:53:12.000 Which that one was not, but like...
00:53:13.000 I want the hype.
00:53:15.000 I want you to make as much money as possible.
00:53:17.000 You know what I mean?
00:53:17.000 I want people, the casual fan, to be interested.
00:53:20.000 How do you get the casual?
00:53:22.000 Izzy just needs to keep going. 0.82
00:53:24.000 It's inevitable.
00:53:25.000 He's mapped out this whole thing.
00:53:28.000 Even when you talk about him.
00:53:29.000 There's a guy that's in MMA now that's the last guy to knock him out.
00:53:34.000 His name's Alex Pereira.
00:53:35.000 And he's truly one of the most terrifying human beings alive. 1.00
00:53:38.000 Bad motherfucker? 1.00
00:53:39.000 Dude, look up Alex Pereira's KO from his last fight. 1.00
00:53:44.000 Dude, he hits people and it doesn't even make sense.
00:53:47.000 It's like...
00:53:49.000 It doesn't...
00:53:50.000 He's the same size as these people.
00:53:52.000 Yeah. 0.58
00:53:52.000 But he hits them. 0.58
00:53:53.000 It's like he's a heavyweight and they're a lightweight.
00:53:55.000 I'm telling you. 0.99
00:53:56.000 He's got fucking freaky power. 0.99
00:53:58.000 Like Pacquiao had back in the day, remember? 0.99
00:54:00.000 Yeah.
00:54:01.000 It's different, right?
00:54:02.000 Because he's got four-ounce gloves.
00:54:04.000 And, you know, with those four-ounce gloves...
00:54:06.000 Just watch...
00:54:07.000 Pull up his last KO. That was...
00:54:10.000 Bro, he owns two weight classes in glory.
00:54:15.000 Give me some volume.
00:54:15.000 But give me some volume so I can hear this.
00:54:18.000 The sound is horrific.
00:54:23.000 Dude, he's a middleweight and light heavyweight champion.
00:54:29.000 I've seen this.
00:54:31.000 I've seen this. 1.00
00:54:32.000 Let me hear that shit. 1.00
00:54:33.000 Just listen to this. 1.00
00:54:37.000 Yo, but in the fight where he knocks out Izzy, Izzy was fucking his dude up and they should have stopped the fight. 1.00
00:54:44.000 Izzy was fucking that guy up to the point where he's just in the corner covering up. 1.00
00:54:48.000 I'm shocked they didn't stop the fight. 0.99
00:54:49.000 Maybe in kickboxing, they let you get away with a little bit more.
00:54:51.000 It was in Brazil, too.
00:54:52.000 There you go.
00:54:54.000 There's a good argument that you could have maybe stopped the fight, but if he goes on to knock Izzy out, maybe the argument is that you've got to let guys fight.
00:55:02.000 Listen, the end of the result of the fight is the end of the result of the fight.
00:55:05.000 I'm just saying, like...
00:55:07.000 I think if that happens again, I think it's easy.
00:55:10.000 Who knows?
00:55:10.000 Maybe they've both gotten better, but from what I saw of the fight- Listen, he's definitely gotten better.
00:55:15.000 Pereira's gotten better.
00:55:16.000 But if you go back to Pereira's early days when he was fighting in Last Man Standing, he lost a decision to someone in Last Man Standing.
00:55:24.000 That was a big glory event back in the day.
00:55:31.000 Yeah.
00:55:45.000 Yes, Artem Levin. 1.00
00:55:47.000 Artem Levin is a bad motherfucker, though. 1.00
00:55:49.000 The dude he lost to is a beast. 0.99
00:55:53.000 Listen, man, there's a lot of good fights for him in the UFC, in 185, and in 205. The thing about him at 205 is interesting is he's not even going to gain any weight.
00:56:03.000 Mm-hmm.
00:56:05.000 He's just going to fight.
00:56:06.000 He's not going to put any mass on his body.
00:56:07.000 He looks a little bigger.
00:56:09.000 Maybe.
00:56:09.000 Have you seen him?
00:56:10.000 He looks a little bigger.
00:56:10.000 I mean, he's a big guy.
00:56:11.000 But his advantage is speed, right?
00:56:13.000 And precision.
00:56:13.000 So, like, why reduce that?
00:56:14.000 He has a lot of advantage.
00:56:16.000 His advantages are speed, accuracy, technical acumen.
00:56:20.000 He understands striking better than anybody in the sport.
00:56:23.000 He understands distancing and feints and reads.
00:56:27.000 He's just so intelligent.
00:56:29.000 His fight IQ is off the charts. 1.00
00:56:33.000 The way he knew what was going to happen to Paulo Costa, he was talking shit. 1.00
00:56:38.000 And a lot of people talk shit, but he knew exactly. 1.00
00:56:41.000 And he was laughing. 1.00
00:56:42.000 He was like, just watch.
00:56:43.000 I'm going to piece him up.
00:56:44.000 Just watch.
00:56:45.000 And that's exactly what he did.
00:56:49.000 My dad would always tell me about that when he was interviewing Ali before he fought Foreman.
00:56:54.000 And people are going, this guy is destroying people.
00:56:56.000 I mean, when Foreman fought Frazier before he fought Ali, do you remember?
00:57:01.000 Yeah.
00:57:01.000 Lifted him up in the air.
00:57:02.000 Lifted him up in the air.
00:57:03.000 Yeah.
00:57:04.000 And my pops asked Ali, he said, how are you going to beat this guy?
00:57:08.000 I mean, this guy's just like destroying people. 0.72
00:57:09.000 He's mauling them. 0.90
00:57:10.000 And he goes...
00:57:11.000 He goes, this is what I do.
00:57:13.000 He goes, I'm a scientist.
00:57:14.000 Okay?
00:57:15.000 This is what I do.
00:57:16.000 Okay, you see what you do?
00:57:17.000 I don't know what you do, but that's what you do.
00:57:19.000 And he goes, what I am is a scientist.
00:57:20.000 I'm going to pick this guy apart and I'm going to take him out.
00:57:23.000 Literally. 0.87
00:57:24.000 Yeah.
00:57:24.000 I mean, he kind of like does a little ropey dope thing, obviously, but he took him out.
00:57:29.000 That shit was genius. 1.00
00:57:30.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:57:30.000 Let that guy wear himself out. 1.00
00:57:32.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:57:32.000 Let him throw those big bombs. 0.99
00:57:33.000 Yeah. 0.64
00:57:33.000 Because that's what he did. 0.64
00:57:35.000 Yeah.
00:57:36.000 Yeah.
00:57:37.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:57:38.000 Throw those bombs. 0.97
00:57:40.000 Yeah.
00:57:41.000 It's interesting to watch the Paul brothers.
00:57:44.000 What I think is great about it is, first of all, if you're in the business to get eyeballs and make money, they are getting eyeballs and making money like no one ever.
00:57:54.000 Let's let these MMA guys get paid. 1.00
00:57:56.000 Let's let these old boxers get paid. 1.00
00:57:58.000 Here's the problem.
00:57:59.000 Jake Paul flatlines Conor McGregor.
00:58:01.000 Do you understand?
00:58:03.000 Do you understand?
00:58:04.000 If they somehow or another do a boxing match, And Jake Paul cracks him and knocks him out.
00:58:11.000 You gotta realize also, how big is Jake?
00:58:15.000 Logan is like 200. Yeah, Logan's about my height, but he's 200. I think he's about 6'2".
00:58:21.000 Jake is probably similar.
00:58:23.000 I think they're probably around the same, yeah.
00:58:25.000 That's a lot bigger than Conor.
00:58:28.000 Yeah, what is Conor?
00:58:28.000 Like 5'8", maybe?
00:58:30.000 5'7"?
00:58:31.000 5'8", and probably walks around 175. Yeah.
00:58:40.000 Yeah.
00:58:41.000 So, a lean 190 versus a guy who's 175-ish.
00:58:46.000 Yeah.
00:58:47.000 Walking around at 175. When Conor fought Cowboy, he really hardly cut any weight at all.
00:58:51.000 Yeah.
00:58:51.000 He just sort of weighed what he weighed.
00:58:53.000 170, boom.
00:58:54.000 And that's the same thing that Cowboy did.
00:58:56.000 So, if he knocks him out.
00:58:57.000 It's a big, big difference, man.
00:58:58.000 That's a 20-pound gap, or at least, you know, 15-pound gap. 0.99
00:59:02.000 I mean, non-stop shit-talking. 0.99
00:59:04.000 If he knocks him out. 1.00
00:59:05.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:59:06.000 Non-stop shit-talking. 1.00
00:59:08.000 Non-stop shit-talking. 1.00
00:59:10.000 I can't imagine him doing it. 1.00
00:59:12.000 Beating Conor?
00:59:13.000 No, no, I can imagine Conor taking the fight. 0.93
00:59:15.000 I mean, he'd be silly not to take the fight.
00:59:16.000 You can't imagine him beating Conor?
00:59:17.000 I can't imagine him knocking out Conor.
00:59:20.000 If you have so much experience in the ring, dude, at the end of the day, you learn how to survive in there.
00:59:25.000 Jorge was a good example.
00:59:27.000 Remember when Jorge fought Kumaru? 0.99
00:59:29.000 And he just has so much time in the fucking ring. 0.98
00:59:32.000 I'd see these guys in the gym all the time. 0.99
00:59:34.000 James Toney was one of these guys.
00:59:35.000 Toney would just survive.
00:59:37.000 You could put Tony in the ring probably right now with an average heavyweight.
00:59:41.000 He might not land a single punch.
00:59:42.000 He will survive 12 rounds. 1.00
00:59:43.000 He'll just find a lot of shit too. 1.00
00:59:45.000 The whole time. 1.00
00:59:45.000 Get in hit. 1.00
00:59:46.000 Come on pussy. 1.00
00:59:48.000 Hit me pussy. 1.00
00:59:49.000 The odds are... 1.00
00:59:50.000 That sounds good.
00:59:51.000 Yeah.
00:59:52.000 4 to 1. 400. Yeah.
00:59:53.000 That makes sense.
00:59:54.000 Disrespectful to Connor.
00:59:55.000 I'm not saying that Jake Paul would win.
00:59:58.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:59:58.000 But what I'm saying is if he won, Jesus fucking Christ. 0.99
01:00:02.000 It's over. 1.00
01:00:03.000 If he won.
01:00:03.000 It's over.
01:00:04.000 It's over, dude.
01:00:05.000 If he won.
01:00:06.000 If he beat Conor McGregor.
01:00:07.000 It's over.
01:00:08.000 Who else does he fight?
01:00:10.000 That's the thing.
01:00:10.000 If you beat Conor, you can't fight actual boxers because there's going to be a huge skill discrepancy right there.
01:00:17.000 So you can only fight the MMA guys that have boxing training.
01:00:20.000 No, he can fight some up-and-coming boxers.
01:00:22.000 But there's not enough money in it.
01:00:23.000 Right.
01:00:23.000 You need superstars to regenerate this type of money.
01:00:26.000 Well, there's a lot of other NBA athletes that wanted to fight him after he knocked out Nate Robinson.
01:00:29.000 Nobody's taking that fight after he knocks out Conor if he does.
01:00:32.000 If he does.
01:00:33.000 We're calling it around.
01:00:34.000 See how excited?
01:00:35.000 This is what these kids do.
01:00:37.000 It's like, Dana White, get involved with these kids!
01:00:39.000 I know it's funny that he doesn't want to, isn't it?
01:00:40.000 And you can't act like you're desecrating the sport or whatever, because you took Conor into boxing when you had no business in there with Floyd.
01:00:48.000 So it's like...
01:00:50.000 Just make the biggest fights and make the most money that the people are most interested in.
01:00:53.000 The average fight fan does not know them as much as you do.
01:00:56.000 I watch MMA all the time.
01:00:58.000 I don't know what a Darcey choke is. 1.00
01:01:00.000 They go on the ground and to me it's a chicken wing.
01:01:02.000 Or whatever it is.
01:01:03.000 A triangle wing.
01:01:04.000 Whatever it is.
01:01:05.000 I don't know what it is.
01:01:06.000 The point is I have no clue about the jiu-jitsu part at all.
01:01:08.000 I try.
01:01:09.000 I'm interested.
01:01:09.000 But it's so much vocabulary and knowledge that I probably have to watch for a while to really understand it.
01:01:14.000 I'm not going to bullshit.
01:01:15.000 The striking I get, right? 1.00
01:01:16.000 The average person has no fucking clue. 0.99
01:01:18.000 It's a bar fight to the average person. 1.00
01:01:20.000 But the average person is what's going to make you like this multi-millionaire.
01:01:23.000 Yes.
01:01:24.000 Let's get them average people into it. 0.93
01:01:25.000 Get them excited.
01:01:26.000 Get them part of the wrestling of it, the hoopla. 0.99
01:01:28.000 And let's let these guys who are literally risking their fucking lives make some money. 0.98
01:01:32.000 Well, it's funny. 0.99
01:01:33.000 It's like he did take that WWE guy. 0.99
01:01:38.000 God damn it. 0.99
01:01:39.000 His name is Phil. 0.99
01:01:40.000 What is his name? 1.00
01:01:40.000 The fucking... 1.00
01:01:42.000 Yeah, CM Punk. 1.00
01:01:43.000 He had CM Punk fight.
01:01:45.000 But the guy couldn't fight at all.
01:01:46.000 No, but that's my point.
01:01:47.000 He's famous.
01:01:49.000 He took the fame.
01:01:50.000 But CM Punk is famous.
01:01:53.000 Legitimately famous.
01:01:54.000 And that's why he was able to fight in the UFC. So same thing.
01:01:58.000 These guys are famous.
01:01:59.000 You might think they're internet famous.
01:02:03.000 But he's way more famous than anybody else that you're thinking about in this sort of realm of like internet star that can generate a lot of income and is willing to fight.
01:02:15.000 That's the top of the food chain.
01:02:17.000 And they can actually fight a bit.
01:02:18.000 They can fight.
01:02:19.000 And Dana, you're the best at promoting right now.
01:02:22.000 I'll give that to him hands down.
01:02:23.000 It's been amazing what they did.
01:02:24.000 Did Jake Paul wrestle too?
01:02:26.000 His brother wrestled.
01:02:27.000 There's video of him getting tapped out in a UFC gym somewhere.
01:02:32.000 Well, that's normal.
01:02:34.000 And again, that's where an MMA fight with a guy like Dylan Dennis is not a good idea.
01:02:39.000 You gotta do boxing.
01:02:40.000 But what if he boxes the more jujitsu-based grappling MMA guys?
01:02:45.000 The guys who don't have the same level of experience boxing.
01:02:48.000 What if he fought Ben Askren?
01:02:50.000 He's got legit punching power.
01:02:52.000 That's the thing.
01:02:53.000 Does he beat up Ben Askren?
01:02:54.000 He's got legit punching power with big pro boxing gloves on.
01:02:57.000 Not like little tiny MMA gloves.
01:03:00.000 Like little tiny MMA gloves, everybody has different power.
01:03:04.000 It's small.
01:03:05.000 There's no padding.
01:03:07.000 Yeah, but you know what I find a little bit different when the boxers try to do the MMA stuff?
01:03:11.000 The...
01:03:13.000 The MMA gloves are so small that they don't really operate as a blocking mechanism in the way boxing gloves do.
01:03:20.000 100%.
01:03:20.000 You know, like boxers, like a Floyd, if he had those full four-ounce gloves, he's not going to be able to do that same Philly shell defense.
01:03:26.000 Right.
01:03:27.000 Because anything over the top...
01:03:28.000 Hits you in the head. 0.59
01:03:29.000 Boom. 0.97
01:03:30.000 Yeah, and not only that, that uppercut that he got hit with, that would have really hurt him.
01:03:34.000 When Conor hit him, I couldn't believe it.
01:03:36.000 Conor cracked him.
01:03:37.000 I couldn't believe it. 0.97
01:03:38.000 Conor's got fucking legit power in MMA, but in boxing, he hit Floyd with that clean shot. 0.97
01:03:43.000 It didn't really do much. 0.97
01:03:44.000 Because Floyd's been hit.
01:03:45.000 You've been hit by Marcos Maidana, short right hand.
01:03:49.000 You're not going to be stunned by any of these guys.
01:03:51.000 Well, it's also like you can hit him once or twice until he gets your read and then he understands where you're at and starts picking you apart.
01:03:58.000 Yeah.
01:03:59.000 Somebody told me that Floyd made a bet that the fight goes 10 rounds.
01:04:03.000 That's why it went 10 rounds?
01:04:04.000 Probably.
01:04:05.000 I mean, I think he carried him.
01:04:06.000 In the 10th round, he started beating him up.
01:04:07.000 I'm not trying to take it away from Conor, but Floyd's the greatest ever, buddy.
01:04:11.000 Apparently, he said he didn't even train.
01:04:12.000 He just did push-ups. 0.99
01:04:16.000 Floyd's got some weird shit going on. 0.98
01:04:18.000 If you go to his Instagram, he's got a beard all of a sudden. 0.99
01:04:20.000 I think he got a beard injected.
01:04:23.000 What?
01:04:23.000 Bro, go to his latest Instagram pic.
01:04:25.000 He's got hair, he's got a hairline, and he's got a full beard, but like stubble, like Enrique Iglesias shit. 0.98
01:04:31.000 But I don't think he could grow a beard. 0.98
01:04:33.000 Floyd?
01:04:34.000 Floyd Mayweather.
01:04:35.000 Go to his latest Instagram pic.
01:04:36.000 And he got all the comments taken off, like there's no comments on it.
01:04:39.000 So to me, that lets me know you're getting lit up.
01:04:44.000 I'm pretty sure he's got the fake beard.
01:04:49.000 That's a fake beard, bro.
01:04:52.000 That's not a real beard!
01:04:55.000 Wait a minute.
01:04:56.000 There's no way we would have known you had this!
01:05:00.000 How does he have a fake beard?
01:05:01.000 I think they did the Michael Jackson shirt.
01:05:03.000 Remember Michael Jackson won a goatee and then he like inserted each one of those hairs?
01:05:06.000 Go large on that.
01:05:08.000 No comments!
01:05:09.000 Can you get it bigger?
01:05:11.000 What is going on there?
01:05:12.000 And look at his hairline.
01:05:13.000 Go up.
01:05:14.000 Floyd hasn't had hair since he's 23 years old.
01:05:15.000 All of a sudden you got a hairline, buddy?
01:05:18.000 This guy went to Turkey.
01:05:21.000 Huh.
01:05:22.000 So you think he had like a hair transplant on his face?
01:05:26.000 I think you could do that now.
01:05:27.000 I think you can.
01:05:28.000 And trust me, I know I can't grow a beard.
01:05:29.000 So I'm like, really, when I see guys get a beard out of nowhere, I'm just like, I'm aware of it. 0.99
01:05:33.000 You know, it's like a girl with small tits. 1.00
01:05:35.000 Like she knows every girl that has fake tits. 1.00
01:05:37.000 Yep. 1.00
01:05:37.000 A hundred percent. 1.00
01:05:38.000 So I, this guy wants to show off that beard.
01:05:42.000 Come on.
01:05:43.000 That's the Logan fight.
01:05:44.000 What if that's the Logan fight?
01:05:45.000 He just wants to show off the foot.
01:05:46.000 Who gets a hair transplant on their face? 1.00
01:05:49.000 He got almost a billion.
01:05:51.000 Do you think he's a billion left?
01:05:52.000 I bet he's got $100,000 in the bank.
01:05:54.000 You're lying. 1.00
01:05:55.000 I bet he spent every fucking penny. 1.00
01:05:58.000 You really think so? 1.00
01:05:59.000 I think he spends as much money as he gets.
01:06:00.000 This is after he got out of prison in 2012. Yeah, that's 2012. Right, but he's shaved.
01:06:06.000 I know, I was just looking for pictures of it.
01:06:07.000 I mean, there's no real...
01:06:09.000 Of a beard.
01:06:10.000 Yeah, dude.
01:06:11.000 Yeah, there's no way.
01:06:13.000 I even think the goatee might be fake.
01:06:15.000 Why does it say no hair up there?
01:06:17.000 Go all the way up.
01:06:18.000 All the way up.
01:06:19.000 Why does it say no hair?
01:06:20.000 What does that say?
01:06:22.000 Who has no hair...
01:06:24.000 What does it say?
01:06:25.000 Spends up to $3,000 a week on haircuts.
01:06:28.000 Alright, maybe he's broke.
01:06:30.000 Bro, I'm telling you.
01:06:31.000 That guy lives like a wild man.
01:06:34.000 He's got so many cars and he doesn't even drive them and he has different colored cars for different cities.
01:06:38.000 Yeah.
01:06:39.000 Like his cars in Vegas are all white, his cars in LA are all black.
01:06:42.000 He's got this whole system. 1.00
01:06:44.000 Did you buy some new shit once you got the check? 0.99
01:06:46.000 Not that much, man. 1.00
01:06:48.000 No car?
01:06:48.000 There's not something that you're like, let me just indulge a little bit?
01:06:52.000 I'm always indulging.
01:06:53.000 All right.
01:06:54.000 But nothing special.
01:06:55.000 Nothing crazy?
01:06:56.000 No, man.
01:06:57.000 I felt like I'm not going to do anything different.
01:07:00.000 I'm not going to do a show any different.
01:07:01.000 I know you're not going to be different.
01:07:02.000 But no, but that's why I felt like even with the money, I'm not doing anything different.
01:07:05.000 Really?
01:07:05.000 Yeah.
01:07:06.000 What?
01:07:07.000 Bro, he did that.
01:07:07.000 What?
01:07:08.000 100% did that.
01:07:09.000 What?
01:07:09.000 That's exactly what it is.
01:07:11.000 Fake beard, dude.
01:07:12.000 What?
01:07:12.000 Fake beard.
01:07:13.000 Not even a question.
01:07:14.000 Bro, that is nuts.
01:07:16.000 That's nuts!
01:07:17.000 Yep.
01:07:17.000 Wait a minute, this is a thing?
01:07:19.000 Yep.
01:07:20.000 Oh my god.
01:07:20.000 Plastic surgery for dudes, man.
01:07:22.000 Oh my god, that's exactly what it is.
01:07:26.000 Dude, that's crazy.
01:07:26.000 That's gonna be popular.
01:07:28.000 I bet you dudes are gonna start doing Botox big time. 0.93
01:07:31.000 There's a lot of guys that do it already.
01:07:33.000 They call it Brotox.
01:07:34.000 You're lying.
01:07:35.000 Nope.
01:07:36.000 It's good branding.
01:07:37.000 They call it Brotox.
01:07:39.000 Brotox.
01:07:40.000 Guys call it Brotox. 0.99
01:07:41.000 Would you ever do Brotox?
01:07:42.000 No, no.
01:07:43.000 I need my expressions.
01:07:44.000 That's true.
01:07:45.000 Like, you're on stage and you can't do this?
01:07:47.000 I know comics.
01:07:48.000 Dude, you're calling fights like, He knocked on that!
01:07:51.000 Look at him!
01:07:53.000 I know dudes who have gotten that.
01:07:58.000 Botox and fillers.
01:08:00.000 And they look like a kabuki mask.
01:08:02.000 No.
01:08:02.000 Comics?
01:08:03.000 Weird.
01:08:03.000 Yeah, comics.
01:08:04.000 What is this guy?
01:08:07.000 Wow. 1.00
01:08:07.000 Listen man, don't be afraid of lines, bitch. 1.00
01:08:10.000 We should be afraid of some skin lines. 1.00
01:08:11.000 You own those fuckers. 1.00
01:08:12.000 Look at these laugh lines. 1.00
01:08:13.000 I love the good life.
01:08:15.000 I got this one from Fear Factor.
01:08:17.000 Really?
01:08:17.000 Yeah, this big line in between my eyeballs from being outside squinting because I couldn't wear sunglasses because I was filming the show.
01:08:24.000 So I was outside eight hours a day for fucking six years squinting doing Fear Factor.
01:08:29.000 Why couldn't you just wear the sunglasses? 0.98
01:08:31.000 They wouldn't let me.
01:08:31.000 They wouldn't let me wear sunglasses while I was filming.
01:08:33.000 They wanted to see my eyes.
01:08:35.000 Because I was doing a television show.
01:08:37.000 Uh-huh.
01:08:38.000 Where I've got to tell people things and point out things.
01:08:40.000 They don't want any sunglasses.
01:08:41.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:08:41.000 So I'm always doing this every fucking day. 0.99
01:08:44.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:08:44.000 For years. 0.99
01:08:45.000 And I developed this big-ass crease in between my eyebrows.
01:08:50.000 If you go to season one, I don't have it.
01:08:51.000 There's nothing there.
01:08:52.000 Season one, Fear Factor, I don't have it.
01:08:54.000 Season six or whatever the fuck it was, I had it. 0.84
01:08:57.000 Yeah.
01:08:58.000 But around season four or five, I started showing up. 0.99
01:09:00.000 I'm like, what the fuck is this? 0.98
01:09:02.000 Did you ever get disillusioned with that show? 1.00
01:09:04.000 Seeing what people would do?
01:09:06.000 No.
01:09:07.000 Or was it just the most fun?
01:09:09.000 That was the money show.
01:09:10.000 That show was for money.
01:09:12.000 That's it.
01:09:12.000 That paid the bills.
01:09:14.000 That's by the time.
01:09:15.000 That's like late seasons.
01:09:16.000 Oh, yeah.
01:09:17.000 That's deep right there.
01:09:18.000 I got that deep line.
01:09:19.000 See about that?
01:09:20.000 Look at that little cutie pie, huh? 1.00
01:09:22.000 I was probably wearing makeup then too.
01:09:26.000 This is great.
01:09:27.000 Yeah, see?
01:09:27.000 No line.
01:09:28.000 That's season one, no line. 0.98
01:09:31.000 And then you go to season seven, fat ass line between my eyebrows. 0.97
01:09:35.000 That was just a show for money, man. 0.76
01:09:37.000 And also a show because I didn't want to act anymore.
01:09:39.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:09:41.000 Acting sucks. 1.00
01:09:42.000 It's not fun. 1.00
01:09:42.000 Why do we... 1.00
01:09:43.000 Like, dude...
01:09:44.000 Oh, that's what I want to talk to you about.
01:09:46.000 Did you see the Tom Cruise thing?
01:09:48.000 No, I heard about it, though.
01:09:49.000 I heard he goes off.
01:09:50.000 This is genius.
01:09:50.000 Oh, I actually was saving that.
01:09:53.000 Saving listening to it to where I could listen to it on air and give an honest assessment of it.
01:09:57.000 Can we listen?
01:09:58.000 Oh, yeah.
01:09:58.000 Oh, this is so genius.
01:09:59.000 I'm not even going to say what I think about it until afterwards. 0.98
01:10:02.000 I'm so glad I had that restraint because I was taking a shit last night and I was like, should I listen to this? 0.97
01:10:06.000 I'm like... 0.98
01:10:07.000 I know we're going to talk about it.
01:10:09.000 Go, go, go.
01:10:10.000 It's maybe a three minute, a two minute, a one minute version.
01:10:12.000 It's like two minutes.
01:10:13.000 Give me the three minute, man.
01:10:14.000 I want to hear all the juice.
01:10:15.000 Let's talk about Good Morning America's version.
01:10:17.000 Yeah, there's like a two minute clip that's on Twitter.
01:10:21.000 It gets a little redundant.
01:10:23.000 Here we go.
01:10:24.000 Let me check on Twitter.
01:10:25.000 It'll be faster.
01:10:26.000 Yeah.
01:10:27.000 Anyway, we'll talk.
01:10:28.000 What?
01:10:28.000 The Good Morning America one has too much?
01:10:30.000 Someone used to have too much extra shit on it. 1.00
01:10:32.000 Oh. 1.00
01:10:33.000 Yo, this guy's a genius, is all I'll say.
01:10:35.000 Do you think he did it on purpose?
01:10:37.000 I don't want to say until after you see.
01:10:39.000 I don't want to say until after you see.
01:10:41.000 Jamie will find it any moment now.
01:10:43.000 Ready?
01:10:44.000 Here we go.
01:10:45.000 The pressure's on.
01:10:47.000 Got it?
01:10:50.000 Because they believe in us and what we're doing!
01:11:02.000 And they're looking at us and using us to make their movies.
01:11:06.000 We are creating thousands of jobs, you ****! 0.89
01:11:11.000 I don't ever want to see it again! 0.98
01:11:14.000 Ever!
01:11:16.000 And if you don't do it, you're fired. 0.91
01:11:18.000 And if I see you do it again, you're **** gone.
01:11:21.000 And anyone on this crew does it. 0.74
01:11:24.000 That's it!
01:11:25.000 And you too!
01:11:26.000 And you too!
01:11:27.000 And you! 0.98
01:11:34.000 That's it!
01:11:36.000 No apologies.
01:11:39.000 You can tell it to the people that are losing their f***ing homes because our industry is shut down.
01:11:45.000 It's not going to put food on their table or pay for their college education! 1.00
01:11:50.000 Come on, come on, bro.
01:11:53.000 Come on, bro.
01:11:54.000 That's who I sleep with every night.
01:11:56.000 Come on! 0.61
01:11:58.000 That's who I sleep with every night, other than dudes.
01:12:07.000 So I'm sorry, I'm beyond your apologies.
01:12:09.000 I have told you, and now I want it.
01:12:12.000 And if you don't do it, you're out! 0.66
01:12:17.000 We are not shutting this f***ing movie down!
01:12:24.000 Is it understood? 0.99
01:12:26.000 If I see it again, you're f***ing gone. 0.97
01:12:28.000 It's sure you. 0.96
01:12:29.000 So you're gonna cost him his job.
01:12:32.000 And I see it on the set, you're gone.
01:12:34.000 And you're gone.
01:12:42.000 Does this keep going? 1.00
01:12:43.000 Same shit. 1.00
01:12:45.000 Okay. 1.00
01:12:46.000 I think, first of all, it's interesting hearing someone yell with a mask on.
01:12:50.000 Right?
01:12:51.000 Because you can clearly hear, he's yelling through a mask!
01:12:54.000 It could have been someone's phone in their pocket too.
01:12:56.000 Or, he had a mask on.
01:12:58.000 He probably had a mask on and was yelling about COVID protocols.
01:13:00.000 I could hear a lot of muffling on that.
01:13:01.000 I thought it was...
01:13:02.000 Yeah, because that too, but it's also the sound coming out of his mouth.
01:13:05.000 Maybe he's wearing a mask.
01:13:06.000 But who has a blow up and says all the right things?
01:13:10.000 He does.
01:13:11.000 Everything he said was right.
01:13:12.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:13:13.000 That's why he leaked it.
01:13:14.000 Yeah.
01:13:14.000 Of course you leaked it.
01:13:16.000 He leaked it?
01:13:16.000 Of course!
01:13:18.000 Joe, he just had a blow up where he's like, we need to save people's lives.
01:13:22.000 People are losing their jobs.
01:13:23.000 They just want to pay for college education.
01:13:25.000 When you're angry, you don't act rationally when you're screaming.
01:13:28.000 You don't?
01:13:29.000 No.
01:13:30.000 Do you?
01:13:31.000 Yeah.
01:13:32.000 When you scream, you're being, well, we need to care about the turtles and stop using plastic straws.
01:13:37.000 That's how you're going to yell?
01:13:39.000 That sounds like me.
01:13:39.000 Get out of here!
01:13:41.000 Come on! 0.61
01:13:42.000 There's not a single, like, slur?
01:13:44.000 You didn't have one slur?
01:13:45.000 I think what he did was perfect.
01:13:47.000 No, no. 1.00
01:13:47.000 What he did was fine, but he leaked that shit so he could look good. 1.00
01:13:51.000 When Christian Bale was cursing at the guy for, like, making noise on set, right? 1.00
01:13:54.000 For fuck's sake, man! 0.99
01:13:55.000 Be professional! 0.99
01:13:56.000 Most likable he's ever been.
01:13:58.000 Yeah.
01:13:58.000 I love that.
01:13:59.000 I love it.
01:13:59.000 I love the actor blots because it's authentic.
01:14:01.000 You get to see who they are. 0.95
01:14:02.000 And if you're a douchebag, I'm fine with that. 0.96
01:14:03.000 Just be you, you know? 0.99
01:14:04.000 People were mad at him for that, but I was like, that guy's probably in his line of sight and fucking with things in the middle of a scene while the guy's trying to act. 0.96
01:14:12.000 And a lot of those guys on sets are disrespectful. 0.85
01:14:15.000 Like, they don't respect the process that the actors are going through.
01:14:19.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:19.000 Like, there's a lot of people that are just idiots. 1.00
01:14:21.000 Yeah, they're just walking around. 1.00
01:14:22.000 I've seen that on sitcoms.
01:14:23.000 I've seen that with lighting people and sound people. 0.70
01:14:26.000 A lot of them are knuckleheads.
01:14:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:27.000 But acting's stupid, also. 1.00
01:14:29.000 We should acknowledge that. 0.99
01:14:30.000 But I love movies, so I'm torn.
01:14:31.000 That's the problem!
01:14:32.000 So I'm torn.
01:14:33.000 It's like, you want to see these things, but at the same time, you're like, ah, this is so corny.
01:14:37.000 It is corny.
01:14:38.000 Yeah.
01:14:39.000 Yeah.
01:14:40.000 Anyway, he had to, I mean, like, come on, you had to be in control of leaking that.
01:14:44.000 There's no way.
01:14:44.000 It's like, it just makes him look good.
01:14:46.000 Maybe, maybe not.
01:14:49.000 It's a dramatic blowout.
01:14:51.000 Dramatic blowouts are always good.
01:14:53.000 People like him.
01:14:54.000 They like to listen.
01:14:55.000 We just listened.
01:14:55.000 I was enjoying it.
01:14:57.000 I liked all that screaming shit. 1.00
01:14:59.000 Do you think he really cares? 1.00
01:15:02.000 Yeah.
01:15:03.000 Yeah, he cares.
01:15:03.000 He's making a movie.
01:15:04.000 He's a movie star.
01:15:05.000 What are you doing?
01:15:06.000 What are you saying?
01:15:07.000 You don't think he cares?
01:15:09.000 No.
01:15:09.000 He's such an odd guy.
01:15:10.000 He's such an odd guy.
01:15:11.000 He's such an odd guy.
01:15:12.000 Have you met him?
01:15:13.000 No.
01:15:13.000 No, but I mean just everything about him.
01:15:15.000 The whole Scientology thing.
01:15:16.000 Yeah.
01:15:17.000 What's the deal with that?
01:15:18.000 Does it work?
01:15:21.000 Does it work?
01:15:22.000 We all hate on it before we know if it works.
01:15:25.000 Well, it was created by a science fiction author.
01:15:27.000 So were they all.
01:15:30.000 It's not different from any other book, right? 0.99
01:15:32.000 They say some wild shit in all the books. 0.98
01:15:34.000 Does this one work the best? 0.99
01:15:35.000 Here's the difference.
01:15:36.000 First of all, it was created by a guy who we know.
01:15:38.000 L. Ron.
01:15:39.000 Yeah, I mean, he was a terrible science fiction author.
01:15:41.000 Have you ever read his books?
01:15:43.000 They're so bad.
01:15:44.000 There was no second drafts in L. Ron's collection. 1.00
01:15:47.000 He just spewed out whatever the fuck he was saying and it's really dumb. 0.99
01:15:51.000 Just First Testament. 1.00
01:15:52.000 They're really bad.
01:15:53.000 And he was like, have you ever read Going Clear from Lawrence Wright?
01:15:56.000 No.
01:15:57.000 It's a great book.
01:15:57.000 Wait, is Lawrence Wright the second guy?
01:15:59.000 Lawrence Wright is the guy who wrote the book that HBO turned into a documentary on Scientology.
01:16:05.000 Yes. 0.82
01:16:06.000 Okay, the the book going clear is even better than documentary and it's yeah, it's crazy shit, man It's all talking about Elrond that Elrond was basically like he was a guy who was mentally ill right was trying to He was trying to create some sort of psychology therapy for himself.
01:16:23.000 Yeah through like books and self-help books and then he created and concocted this religion after telling people that the way to make real money is to start a religion but is Isn't that how all of them go?
01:16:35.000 Like, the Mormons, right?
01:16:36.000 What was the dude's name?
01:16:37.000 Joseph Smith.
01:16:37.000 Joseph Smith.
01:16:38.000 Yeah.
01:16:38.000 Yo, I got these tablets.
01:16:40.000 They're popping up, whatever.
01:16:40.000 We should go to Salt Lake City.
01:16:42.000 All the new ones.
01:16:42.000 That's crazier, isn't it?
01:16:43.000 Yeah.
01:16:43.000 And we just confirmed there's aliens, so he's not that crazy.
01:16:47.000 He's crazy. 0.96
01:16:48.000 He was a 14-year-old kid who was a con man. 1.00
01:16:49.000 He's a crazy con man. 0.91
01:16:51.000 What I'm trying to say is, does it work? 0.99
01:16:53.000 What do you mean, does it work? 0.98
01:16:54.000 Like, things can be bullshit, and then they work. 0.99
01:16:56.000 Like, the economy. 0.99
01:16:58.000 Right. 0.99
01:16:59.000 It's bullshit, but it works. 1.00
01:17:00.000 Right. 1.00
01:17:01.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:17:02.000 So, maybe this Scientology thing, maybe we go, and then maybe we're less stressed.
01:17:05.000 Send Ben Shapiro.
01:17:06.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:17:07.000 Like, maybe Ben gets clear, and then all of a sudden he's, like, super cool.
01:17:11.000 Ben is a Jew, and Judaism is what keeps him together.
01:17:14.000 That's his glue.
01:17:15.000 Okay.
01:17:16.000 That's the bubble gum that keeps his papers stuck together.
01:17:17.000 Maybe there's better glue.
01:17:18.000 Maybe there's some cement.
01:17:19.000 And maybe you go to Scientology, you get clear.
01:17:21.000 I don't know.
01:17:22.000 I'm just saying I know nothing about it.
01:17:24.000 It's like country music. 1.00
01:17:25.000 Like, when I was growing up in New York, like, everybody told me country music was stupid, right? 0.99
01:17:30.000 So I was like, yeah, the only music I don't listen to is country. 0.99
01:17:33.000 Like, it was just a saying that we would have.
01:17:35.000 Like, I listen to everything except country.
01:17:36.000 I never listened to country music.
01:17:38.000 I started listening to country music.
01:17:39.000 It's incredible.
01:17:40.000 There's some great country music out there.
01:17:42.000 It's like my favorite.
01:17:42.000 Especially today.
01:17:43.000 It's unbelievable country music.
01:17:44.000 Yeah.
01:17:45.000 And I listen to like the Britney Spears of country music.
01:17:48.000 I listen to like Rascal Flatts and I just love it.
01:17:50.000 Like life is a highway.
01:17:51.000 I'm all about life is a highway.
01:17:53.000 I'm into it.
01:17:53.000 Oh, really?
01:17:54.000 Life is a highway, bro.
01:17:55.000 Life is a highway.
01:17:55.000 Yeah, we're gonna ride it.
01:17:56.000 All night long? 0.98
01:17:57.000 Damn right, Joe. 0.98
01:17:58.000 Okay. 0.99
01:17:58.000 Damn right. 0.99
01:17:59.000 So my point is, is like maybe Scientology got like a couple things that are pretty good. 0.90
01:18:03.000 Well, here's what Scientology does.
01:18:04.000 What Scientology does for people is it gives them a structure.
01:18:08.000 It gives them a belief system.
01:18:09.000 It gives them some goals to set, some things to do.
01:18:13.000 And you're concentrating on being positive and being productive.
01:18:21.000 Anything where you concentrate on being positive and being productive is going to be beneficial.
01:18:26.000 As opposed to no structure at all, no concentrating on being positive, no concentrating on being productive.
01:18:32.000 Tom Cruise is obviously a very positive, very productive person. 0.99
01:18:36.000 He gets a lot of shit done. 0.99
01:18:37.000 The dude's a beast. 1.00
01:18:38.000 I mean, the dude does his own fucking stunt work, and he's like 56 years old. 1.00
01:18:42.000 Looks great. 0.99
01:18:42.000 And he jumps off buildings. 0.99
01:18:43.000 He's a savage.
01:18:44.000 Like, legit respect for Tom Cruise. 1.00
01:18:47.000 Crazy as cat shit. 1.00
01:18:48.000 He's out of his fucking mind. 1.00
01:18:50.000 Likes guys a little bit, or no? 1.00
01:18:53.000 I joked around about that earlier because I'm rude, but I don't know.
01:18:57.000 He's had a bunch of children with women. 1.00
01:18:59.000 So how about you fuck off, Andrew Schultz? 1.00
01:19:01.000 But they have the same name as him, right? 1.00
01:19:04.000 That's arrogant.
01:19:05.000 What?
01:19:05.000 What do you mean?
01:19:06.000 When you marry a girl who's got your last name.
01:19:08.000 What are you talking about?
01:19:09.000 Penelope Cruz.
01:19:10.000 Oh.
01:19:11.000 They didn't marry her.
01:19:11.000 Oh, he didn't?
01:19:12.000 No, he was just dating for a little while.
01:19:13.000 Whatever.
01:19:14.000 Point is.
01:19:14.000 It was a movie, right?
01:19:15.000 Vanilla Sky.
01:19:16.000 Right?
01:19:17.000 I think they were hooking up a little bit.
01:19:20.000 So what if he's gay? 0.66
01:19:21.000 I don't care.
01:19:22.000 Well, I think there's probably a lot of people in Hollywood that are gay that are leading men that can't come out of the closet because there's one thing that you can't do in Hollywood for whatever reason.
01:19:32.000 Hollywood pretends that it's not homophobic at all.
01:19:34.000 What is this?
01:19:35.000 What stun is he doing?
01:19:36.000 That's a wild boy right there, bro.
01:19:37.000 Is he jumping off that? 0.98
01:19:38.000 That's a wild ass boy right there. 0.98
01:19:40.000 Oh my god. 0.98
01:19:40.000 He's bass jumping? 0.98
01:19:42.000 That is a wild ass boy right there. 1.00
01:19:44.000 He's crazy, bro. 1.00
01:19:44.000 Come on, dawg. 1.00
01:19:45.000 He is a real bad motherfucker. 1.00
01:19:47.000 How do you do that and you're afraid to say you're gay? 1.00
01:19:49.000 This is way scarier. 0.97
01:19:50.000 This is my thing. 0.82
01:19:52.000 This is not saying Tom Cruise is gay.
01:19:53.000 I was joking around before about him sleeping with guys. 0.80
01:19:55.000 But he could get cracked open by guys.
01:19:57.000 That is true.
01:19:58.000 That's a possibility. 1.00
01:19:59.000 Men do fuck men, so you might be right. 1.00
01:20:01.000 And he could be getting cleaned the fuck out by them, right? 1.00
01:20:03.000 Here's my thought. 0.66
01:20:05.000 Hollywood pretends to be super woke and super progressive, but there is one border they do not cross.
01:20:11.000 They do not have gay men, openly gay men, play straight heartthrobs in movies. 0.64
01:20:18.000 It never happens.
01:20:19.000 It does not happen.
01:20:20.000 Because there is an accounting for the homophobia of a modern society As lessened as it is, as opposed to like the 70s and the 80s and the 90s, there is still homophobia and people do not want to see an openly gay man making out with a woman,
01:20:39.000 pretending that he's in love with her.
01:20:40.000 They don't...
01:20:41.000 We don't believe in the romance. 1.00
01:20:43.000 We can't have an openly gay James Bond actor who goes banging spies and fucking people up. 1.00
01:20:50.000 They don't exist. 1.00
01:20:51.000 That is the one thing that doesn't exist.
01:20:53.000 And it traditionally has not existed.
01:20:55.000 Maybe Tom Cruise could be the guy that breaks that mold if he was gay and came out of the closet. 0.86
01:20:59.000 Like Doogie Howser?
01:21:01.000 What's his real name?
01:21:02.000 Yeah, that guy.
01:21:03.000 Neil Patrick Harris?
01:21:05.000 Yeah.
01:21:05.000 That guy was killing it.
01:21:06.000 He was like a Lothario in that one show.
01:21:08.000 Remember, he was in that sitcom where, like, How I Met Your Mom?
01:21:11.000 Yes.
01:21:11.000 Right?
01:21:11.000 And then he comes out as gay, and now he's got to be weird characters.
01:21:15.000 Yeah.
01:21:15.000 Right?
01:21:15.000 He's got to be like...
01:21:16.000 It says the sitcom world's a different world.
01:21:18.000 Tom Cruise is in the blockbuster action movie world that's international.
01:21:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:24.000 So he's selling movies to China.
01:21:25.000 Saudi Arabia doesn't want to see...
01:21:28.000 You're getting smoked out and then hooking up with some hot chick. 0.93
01:21:30.000 If he was banging dudes openly, if Tom Cruise said, listen, all these years I've been a gay man and it's frustrating for me, it's over. 0.99
01:21:38.000 That machine fucking grinds to a halt. 0.99
01:21:44.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
01:21:45.000 Dude, Hollywood is so funny, man.
01:21:47.000 It's over.
01:21:47.000 If The Rock turned out to be gay, a super athlete like The Rock, a gigantic superhero of a man, if all of a sudden The Rock said he's gay, and I'm not saying he's his.
01:22:00.000 Right.
01:22:00.000 I love The Rock.
01:22:01.000 Yeah.
01:22:01.000 I'm a giant Rock fan.
01:22:02.000 Shout out to Taramana. 0.86
01:22:02.000 And even if he was gay, I'd be a giant Rock fan. 0.86
01:22:04.000 Yes. 0.70
01:22:05.000 But what I'm saying is that international movie world.
01:22:07.000 He could take that from you if he wanted, bro. 0.98
01:22:08.000 If he was gay? 0.99
01:22:09.000 Probably. 0.94
01:22:09.000 He could take that. 0.94
01:22:10.000 Probably have a lot of problems.
01:22:11.000 Oh, yeah.
01:22:12.000 You're going to need a lot of PBC type tides.
01:22:14.000 PBC. Whatever that is.
01:22:16.000 You're going to need a lot of that to recover from...
01:22:19.000 It's just right up there.
01:22:22.000 But the point is, I think they would severely damage his brand as an international lead man superstar.
01:22:31.000 Yeah, now it is true how things work like that.
01:22:34.000 I don't think it's bigoted to think like that.
01:22:38.000 Because you're making that prediction based on financial returns.
01:22:42.000 Yes.
01:22:43.000 I'm not bigoted. 0.97
01:22:45.000 I'm just looking at the reality of leading men in movies that are gay. 0.80
01:22:50.000 Leading men in movies, when they're gay actors, they wind up being the best friend of the wife or someone else or a guy at work.
01:22:57.000 They never wind up being the romantic lead.
01:22:59.000 I'm not saying you're bigoted.
01:23:00.000 I'm saying even Hollywood making those decisions because they're literally just trying to get return on investment.
01:23:04.000 It's like selling bacon at a Muslim restaurant or something.
01:23:07.000 It doesn't matter how good the bacon is.
01:23:09.000 It doesn't matter how much you like bacon.
01:23:09.000 They're not going to eat it.
01:23:11.000 They're not.
01:23:12.000 Look, China influences films so much that they change Doctor Strange's guru from a Tibetan man to a white woman. 1.00
01:23:22.000 Yo, Hollywood's pussy with that China shit. 1.00
01:23:24.000 I won't be able to go to China, by the way, after this thing comes out. 1.00
01:23:27.000 It's a lot of money.
01:23:27.000 It's a lot of money.
01:23:27.000 I bet you won't be able to go to China.
01:23:28.000 We go kind of hard on China. 0.98
01:23:30.000 Guess what?
01:23:30.000 You don't have to go to China.
01:23:30.000 I don't need to go to China.
01:23:32.000 You can stay in New York City.
01:23:33.000 I've seen it.
01:23:34.000 I've seen it.
01:23:34.000 Have you been?
01:23:35.000 Looks busy.
01:23:36.000 It's very busy.
01:23:37.000 China? 0.73
01:23:37.000 Very busy. 0.73
01:23:38.000 Yeah, it's probably similar to the New York one.
01:23:40.000 They have good food, though.
01:23:40.000 They have good Chinese food.
01:23:41.000 Do they?
01:23:42.000 Allegedly.
01:23:43.000 That's what they say.
01:23:43.000 That's where I came from.
01:23:44.000 I love Chinese food.
01:23:44.000 It comes from China.
01:23:45.000 Yeah, but what if it sucks, dude? 0.96
01:23:46.000 What if we're getting a whole different type of Chinese food?
01:23:49.000 Like Italian food in the East Coast is different than Italian food in Italy.
01:23:52.000 Exactly. 0.99
01:23:53.000 We might not want that little thin pizza shit. 0.99
01:23:55.000 Right? 1.00
01:23:56.000 The little thin crunchy pizza?
01:23:57.000 We don't want that, maybe.
01:23:58.000 Who knows?
01:23:59.000 Keep that in Firenze.
01:24:00.000 You fanooks.
01:24:04.000 There's a thing with, I don't know, I do understand and I have empathy for people in those situations where you have to make a decision that's based on finances.
01:24:14.000 Literally two days ago, I don't know if I told you this, but the head EP, I can't say his name, but who basically got this show made on my side, the Netflix show, called me.
01:24:25.000 He was like, hey man, I just watched it.
01:24:27.000 I gotta take my name off this show.
01:24:29.000 What?
01:24:30.000 And I go, what do you mean?
01:24:32.000 He goes, you're making fun of all my friends.
01:24:35.000 He goes like, Gavin Newsom comes to my house.
01:24:40.000 Like, Kamala comes to my house. 0.99
01:24:42.000 Like, they've been all these celebs that you're talking shit about. 1.00
01:24:45.000 What did you call him a blow-up fuck doll? 0.99
01:24:46.000 What did you call him? 1.00
01:24:48.000 What did you call him? 1.00
01:24:49.000 Inflatable fuck doll. 1.00
01:24:51.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:24:51.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
01:24:52.000 Dude, CNN went after him the other day.
01:24:54.000 Really?
01:24:55.000 That's when you know it's over.
01:24:55.000 So people aren't into...
01:24:57.000 Well, they recognize that his ship is sinking.
01:25:00.000 Same with Cuomo?
01:25:01.000 Yeah, there's a recall for Gavin Newsom right now.
01:25:04.000 It's reached over 800,000 signatures, which is big.
01:25:07.000 And if it reaches 2 million, then it can actually happen.
01:25:11.000 But the fact that CNN went after him, I'm like, oh, they're sacrificing him.
01:25:16.000 They realize that what he's doing, especially after going to that restaurant and sitting indoors with no mask after telling everybody to social distance.
01:25:25.000 Look at this.
01:25:26.000 How it all went so wrong for Gavin Newsom.
01:25:29.000 I just want to tell people- Scroll down lower than that, so you see what it says there?
01:25:32.000 Yeah.
01:25:35.000 They're basically amplifying the signal that it's going wrong for him.
01:25:40.000 When they're doing things like that, they recognize the sail where the ship is sailing. 1.00
01:25:46.000 But also, fuck them. 0.99
01:25:47.000 I think Tim Dillon had a great tweet where he was just like, any governor, any politician that breaks their own protocol, resign. 1.00
01:25:54.000 Resign. 0.99
01:25:55.000 And you should fucking resign. 1.00
01:25:56.000 And you should go to jail. 1.00
01:25:57.000 Yeah, honestly, castration.
01:25:59.000 What do you do for the women? 0.98
01:26:02.000 Do it as well.
01:26:02.000 No.
01:26:03.000 Female genital mode? 1.00
01:26:04.000 No, no, no. 0.99
01:26:05.000 What are you talking about?
01:26:07.000 I don't know what you can do for the women. 1.00
01:26:09.000 What's the thing they do in Egypt?
01:26:10.000 The thing they do to the children. 0.97
01:26:12.000 Female genital mutilation. 0.95
01:26:13.000 It's horrific. 0.99
01:26:15.000 I don't wish that on anybody.
01:26:16.000 Yeah, that's really bad.
01:26:17.000 We shouldn't do that. 0.98
01:26:18.000 Why is it so much more fun to talk about guys' balls getting chopped off? 0.98
01:26:21.000 Because we're guys. 0.99
01:26:22.000 It's a free shot. 1.00
01:26:24.000 Leave the girls' vaginas alone. 1.00
01:26:26.000 Just put them in jail. 1.00
01:26:28.000 Put them in jail.
01:26:30.000 The men, I think they have to resign no matter what, and then maybe jail.
01:26:36.000 Joking around about jail, but legitimately resigned. 0.89
01:26:38.000 Yeah, we're joking around about jail But I legitimately think they should be forced to resign but also break your own protocol if you're Nancy Pelosi and you have shut down Beauty salons and then you go to a beauty salon with no fucking mask on you force them to do your hair It's over. 0.79
01:26:52.000 We get out. 1.00
01:26:53.000 Yeah, you're a hypocrite. 1.00
01:26:54.000 It's proven We have a video that you're a hypocrite and then when they talk to her about she's like, I think it was a setup. 1.00
01:26:59.000 She flipped it on them. 0.98
01:27:00.000 I Low-key, I respected that.
01:27:01.000 That's what she does. 1.00
01:27:02.000 She's a gangster. 1.00
01:27:02.000 That was nice. 1.00
01:27:03.000 She flipped it on them back when she was telling people to go out in New York City in February.
01:27:08.000 What'd she say?
01:27:08.000 Yeah, she was telling people to go out in New York City.
01:27:10.000 She's like, don't stop going out.
01:27:11.000 Oh, when she was in San Francisco.
01:27:14.000 No, I think it was New York City.
01:27:15.000 Oh, I thought she was in her own San Francisco Chinatown. 0.98
01:27:18.000 Maybe.
01:27:18.000 Saying like, hey, we should be out here.
01:27:20.000 We should be spending money.
01:27:21.000 We should do our thing.
01:27:22.000 I think she was talking about New York City.
01:27:24.000 Maybe.
01:27:25.000 But either way.
01:27:26.000 But yeah, all of them. 1.00
01:27:26.000 They're fucking frauds. 1.00
01:27:28.000 The point is, after it was over, she was like, the record will show that that's not what I was saying. 1.00
01:27:32.000 She speaks in this weird...
01:27:33.000 And she doesn't get called out on it.
01:27:36.000 Ocasio-Cortez takes direct shot at Pelosi and Schumer.
01:27:39.000 The progressive star bluntly stated that we need new leadership in the Democratic Party.
01:27:44.000 She just wants straight-up socialism. 0.70
01:27:46.000 They want to go hard with the woke stuff.
01:27:49.000 Yeah, that's the tricky thing.
01:27:50.000 That is going to kill the party. 1.00
01:27:54.000 That socialism shit is going to kill the party. 1.00
01:27:56.000 People are not down for that defund the police, socialism shit. 1.00
01:28:00.000 That radical left stuff scares the fuck out of people with mortgages. 0.99
01:28:03.000 They just don't get the branding of it at all.
01:28:06.000 They're really bad at branding.
01:28:07.000 It's unbelievable.
01:28:08.000 They get a lot of love for that thinking.
01:28:11.000 But it's not love.
01:28:11.000 It's like, Joe, you're a testament to this.
01:28:13.000 If you have a reasonable, rational point of view, sometimes it leans left, sometimes it leans right.
01:28:20.000 But it's reasonable and it's rational, and you're not positioning the other side as evil with your show.
01:28:25.000 You end up having the biggest show in the history of media so far, right?
01:28:30.000 These people on CNN or Fox News or the AOCs or whoever the AOC is on the other side are playing to the loudest 10% on the internet, but they're losing the rest of us. 0.99
01:28:40.000 80% of us are literally right here in the middle going, fuck, I can't trust these guys. 1.00
01:28:44.000 I can't trust these guys. 1.00
01:28:46.000 Who the hell am I going to trust?
01:28:47.000 That guy's got a podcast where he has interesting guys going on.
01:28:50.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:28:51.000 You didn't even ask for this.
01:28:54.000 Were you sitting down going, one day I'm going to have the biggest podcast in the world.
01:28:57.000 People are going to come to me for truth.
01:28:59.000 Right?
01:29:00.000 You're like smoking weed with Red Band. 0.99
01:29:04.000 And then it just fucking fell into your lap because you're like, these guys, I imagine you probably thought earlier on, there's a little more skepticism. 0.98
01:29:12.000 About media early on for you. 0.99
01:29:13.000 No, maybe it comes from like the conspiracy type background Well, I've always had skepticism for people that are in power that are establishing a narrative that you know benefits Politicians or benefits special interest groups.
01:29:24.000 Yeah, whatever the fuck they're doing when it's transparent and obvious It just drives me nuts like how these groups don't see it and then you see that like that kind of wedge It keeps being driven and driven and driven and fucked up world though dude that world of politics is so baffling like But they have to represent us in a certain way.
01:29:41.000 And once they realize that they're losing us, they will change. 0.99
01:29:44.000 These people want power, right?
01:29:46.000 Some of them want change, but most of them, especially ones that have been there for 40 years, they want power.
01:29:49.000 And they're willing to manipulate their bodies in whatever way that they can to maintain power.
01:29:54.000 So the second we start saying...
01:29:56.000 That we want weed to be legal?
01:29:57.000 All of a sudden, all these same stiffs that have been saying weed shouldn't be legal and it's horrible, all of them, well, you know, it could really help states and this is a drug for medicine purposes and all this other nonsense.
01:30:07.000 They don't care.
01:30:08.000 They do whatever we want.
01:30:10.000 So, let's create the situations where we can, I guess, manipulate them, maneuver them or whatever it is by just putting truth out there.
01:30:18.000 I don't even think it's that hard.
01:30:19.000 It's not that hard to put truth out there.
01:30:21.000 And, you know, just to be honest about your opinions on things.
01:30:25.000 It's controversial in that world.
01:30:27.000 You have an established narrative that you're supposed to adopt.
01:30:31.000 If you're left wing or you're right wing. 0.99
01:30:33.000 That's the bullshit about it. 0.99
01:30:34.000 They give you the talking points. 0.99
01:30:35.000 They literally hand them to you.
01:30:37.000 If you're on CNN, they discuss what you're going to say and how you're going to say it.
01:30:42.000 You ever hear those tapes of Cuomo talking to Michael Cohen?
01:30:47.000 Talking him through how they're going to do this interview and what he should say?
01:30:50.000 That is crazy.
01:30:51.000 It's propaganda.
01:30:52.000 It is propaganda.
01:30:53.000 And we're starting to see it.
01:30:54.000 It's propaganda on a news show.
01:30:56.000 On a news show.
01:30:57.000 And what's so funny is we would clown Russia and all these other countries for doing this exact same thing and sit here like, oh, well, we have freedom of the press and all that other stuff.
01:31:04.000 Okay, what you're going to say is make sure we're left-winged. 0.94
01:31:06.000 It's just bullshit because at the end of the day, we have the internet now. 0.94
01:31:09.000 We can access information. 1.00
01:31:11.000 We're not stupid.
01:31:13.000 10% of us on each side just want to be told what we feel is right.
01:31:17.000 And that 10% is way too little for them to actually maintain their business model.
01:31:23.000 I shouldn't be here and you shouldn't be here.
01:31:26.000 They should have never opened up that hole for us to exist outside of the industry.
01:31:31.000 Yeah.
01:31:32.000 Like, the fact that they left that hole gaping wide open.
01:31:35.000 Well, we both do very different things than what they're doing, though.
01:31:38.000 But they could literally be, they could pull it close.
01:31:40.000 Yeah, but they can't. 1.00
01:31:41.000 See, you can't talk shit on CNN. What we do that is so comforting to people is we talk shit like they would if they're with their friends, and they're sitting around the kitchen table, cracking beers, talking shit. 1.00
01:31:53.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:31:54.000 We talk shit. 1.00
01:31:55.000 Talking shit is an integral part of being a man. 1.00
01:31:59.000 It's very important. 1.00
01:32:00.000 So if you see a bunch of men on television and they're never talking shit, or when they do talk shit, it's like Don Lemon shit talking, where you're like, what is happening here? 0.99
01:32:08.000 Why is anyone laughing at this? 1.00
01:32:10.000 What is this? 1.00
01:32:11.000 It's like theater class shit talking. 1.00
01:32:14.000 It's like some odd form of shit talking that doesn't really make sense to you. 1.00
01:32:18.000 It's an improv Yeah, it doesn't make sense to actual males. 0.99
01:32:22.000 So when you see these people that are talking about important issues, but they never say it in a natural voice.
01:32:28.000 They never say it in an honest interpretation.
01:32:31.000 They don't have an honest view based on their life and what they see.
01:32:35.000 It's always through the party line.
01:32:37.000 It's always through this ideology that they have to support.
01:32:41.000 Call yourself out when you're wrong.
01:32:43.000 Dude, first time I came on the show, I said Netflix was going to go out of business.
01:32:48.000 I was wrong!
01:32:49.000 Netflix is done.
01:32:50.000 Listen, I was wrong.
01:32:51.000 I looked at the numbers and I thought I was wrong. 0.99
01:32:53.000 Now I'm on fucking Netflix! 0.99
01:32:54.000 Okay, I call myself out on it. 0.99
01:32:56.000 I can say it.
01:32:57.000 It's fine.
01:32:58.000 Do you know how refreshing that is when you hear somebody like...
01:33:01.000 I think even if something happened with you, like you corrected something you said on a pod.
01:33:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33:06.000 You put out a video afterwards.
01:33:07.000 Yeah.
01:33:08.000 Right? 0.97
01:33:08.000 And it's fucking refreshing because then you're like, oh, I can trust that guy because if he does get something fucking wrong, he's going to say it. 0.97
01:33:14.000 Yeah, I will every time. 0.92
01:33:16.000 And people also thought that Spotify asked me to do that.
01:33:20.000 Literally, no one asked me to do that.
01:33:22.000 Jamie, that was a five-minute decision.
01:33:25.000 I walked in here...
01:33:26.000 Jamie said, oh, that thing that you said about that is wrong.
01:33:29.000 I'm like, no, really? 0.96
01:33:30.000 And he shows me the article and I'm like, fuck, what should I do? 0.93
01:33:34.000 I go, I was about to do a podcast. 0.97
01:33:35.000 I go, I'm going to make a video.
01:33:37.000 So I just made a video right there and then, one take, uploaded it, and then did the podcast.
01:33:43.000 And what do I remember?
01:33:44.000 I don't remember the content.
01:33:46.000 I don't remember what you apologize about.
01:33:48.000 I just remembered that you apologized when you were wrong.
01:33:51.000 I will always do that.
01:33:52.000 But then people trust you.
01:33:53.000 I'm never married to my opinions. 0.98
01:33:56.000 And if I have a mistake, I think it's way more important that I say the mistake and tell people the actual facts than protect my fucking fragile ego and pretend that I didn't fuck up, that I didn't make a mistake. 0.96
01:34:11.000 Yeah. 0.97
01:34:12.000 100%.
01:34:12.000 If you get something wrong, you've got to say it.
01:34:15.000 And if you get duped, you know, if you read some incorrect information, we've done that a hundred times.
01:34:19.000 Like, I've said something early on in the podcast, and an hour later, Jamie's like, well, actually, that's not true anymore.
01:34:25.000 You find out it's a lie, you find out it's propaganda, or it's a parody site.
01:34:31.000 Didn't Trump just recently tweet something from a parody site?
01:34:34.000 The Babylon Bee or something like that.
01:34:36.000 They're funny over there at the Babylon Bee.
01:34:37.000 Somebody just sent me something from that today and they didn't know it was fake.
01:34:41.000 They get people all the time with that.
01:34:44.000 What do you think happens with Trump?
01:34:45.000 What do you think the next stage of Trump's...
01:34:47.000 Jamie has a theory.
01:34:48.000 Okay, Jamie.
01:34:50.000 Just with the potential California recall of Newsom, there's an internet push that could say, hey, why don't you go take over California?
01:34:57.000 It's on its own the fifth largest country in the world with the economy.
01:35:01.000 Imagine.
01:35:02.000 Trump takes over California, brings it back to life, gets rid of all the homelessness, and then comes back and runs for president again in 2024 and wins by a landslide.
01:35:12.000 Flips California.
01:35:15.000 Imagine, dude, he flips California.
01:35:17.000 And people are like, why would you even want that?
01:35:19.000 Why would you want that?
01:35:20.000 I'm not saying I want that. 1.00
01:35:21.000 I like ridiculous shit. 1.00
01:35:23.000 I like chaos. 1.00
01:35:24.000 I do.
01:35:25.000 I enjoy that.
01:35:26.000 Now we're talking, baby!
01:35:26.000 I enjoy it.
01:35:27.000 That would be chaos.
01:35:28.000 Schwarzenegger became governor when there was a recall, right?
01:35:31.000 Yes, Gray.
01:35:31.000 Yeah, they recalled Gray, and then Schwarzenegger took over.
01:35:35.000 That was 2003. 83?
01:35:37.000 Okay.
01:35:37.000 I mean, who knows?
01:35:39.000 Who knows what's going on?
01:35:40.000 Who knows what's going on?
01:35:42.000 But he's going to be around. 1.00
01:35:43.000 He's looking a little silly now when he keeps on leaning into the voter fraud shit. 0.99
01:35:48.000 Yes, there's voter fraud. 1.00
01:35:49.000 I think there's probably voter fraud every single election. 1.00
01:35:51.000 And yes, there's shady shit going on. 0.99
01:35:53.000 Was there enough for him to lose the election? 0.99
01:35:56.000 Nothing I've read or watched so far.
01:35:58.000 No.
01:35:58.000 Has showed me that?
01:35:59.000 No, I haven't read that either, but it's interesting that some people don't even want to admit there's voter fraud.
01:36:04.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:36:04.000 Like, I do not believe there was enough voter fraud to flip the election the other way, but I have some hardcore lefty friends, and they're like, all this voter fraud shit is bullshit. 1.00
01:36:13.000 I go, no, no, no. 0.99
01:36:13.000 Here's the question. 0.99
01:36:14.000 Here's my question.
01:36:16.000 Is the amount of voter fraud more than zero?
01:36:19.000 Yes.
01:36:20.000 What's the number?
01:36:21.000 Yeah.
01:36:21.000 What is the number?
01:36:22.000 That's the question.
01:36:22.000 Because you know there's some.
01:36:23.000 Yeah.
01:36:24.000 So what's the number?
01:36:24.000 Yeah.
01:36:25.000 You know there's some stuffed ballots. 1.00
01:36:26.000 You know there's some bullshit. 0.99
01:36:27.000 You know there's some people working there flipping votes for the other people. 1.00
01:36:30.000 100%. 0.99
01:36:30.000 You know that Dominion fucking- Could be shady. 0.99
01:36:34.000 That shit is shady as fuck. 1.00
01:36:35.000 Dude, bare minimum, I think there was a story about a husband and wife. 1.00
01:36:39.000 The husband ends up dying, like two old people, but they had their mail-in ballot, and I think she sent it in anyway, knowing who he would vote for. 1.00
01:36:47.000 That's fraud.
01:36:48.000 Yes.
01:36:49.000 You're not allowed to do that.
01:36:50.000 Dead people aren't allowed to vote. 0.99
01:36:51.000 How many of those situations are there to flip an election?
01:36:53.000 I don't think so.
01:36:54.000 I mean, it got lost by a lot.
01:36:55.000 Probably not enough.
01:36:56.000 That being said, there is voter fraud, and he's leaning in, I imagine, to the voter fraud thing to continue to bolster up his base and delegitimize the loss, because he's always about branding.
01:37:05.000 That's all he understands is branding.
01:37:07.000 And it's actually a smart move if you lost, how you can keep those people emboldened. 0.85
01:37:13.000 Yeah, but I think the average person that was kind of like drawn to him is only drawn to him in terms of like His victory state and I think that they're starting to kind of sour a bit on Trump They're kind of think he's looking a little bit pathetic now.
01:37:26.000 Yeah, it doesn't look good.
01:37:27.000 Yeah, you know when you when you're a simple person And this is not an insult.
01:37:33.000 There's a lot of people that support Trump that look at things in a very simplistic way.
01:37:38.000 You know, like, God wants Trump to win! 1.00
01:37:40.000 Like that kind of shit. 1.00
01:37:42.000 When you're a simple person, you don't respect losers. 1.00
01:37:45.000 Now, when a person loses and then complains about losing, you don't respect that.
01:37:50.000 So you've got two choices.
01:37:51.000 Either you go along with the narrative that they stole the election...
01:37:55.000 And, you know, and then you're not sure if that's true, because you don't really have enough data.
01:38:00.000 You don't have it in front of you.
01:38:01.000 So you go with it, but you're like, uh, I don't know if that's true.
01:38:04.000 And then you see him complaining about it all the time.
01:38:06.000 But then you see that, like, the Electoral College, they all, they just established Biden as the winner, like, yesterday.
01:38:13.000 Yeah, they finally handed it over.
01:38:15.000 It's over.
01:38:16.000 He won.
01:38:16.000 Yeah.
01:38:18.000 What's happening?
01:38:19.000 So these people are in limbo.
01:38:20.000 They don't know what to believe.
01:38:22.000 Because he looks... 1.00
01:38:23.000 When someone's complaining and whining about it being stolen, you look pathetic. 1.00
01:38:28.000 Yeah, whining is never good. 1.00
01:38:29.000 Yeah, you look pathetic. 0.99
01:38:31.000 Like when he gets criticized by reporters, and he's like, what they did was terrible. 1.00
01:38:36.000 We won, and we won huge.
01:38:38.000 We won huge.
01:38:38.000 We won bigger than anybody's ever won before.
01:38:40.000 And you're like, oh, did you though?
01:38:41.000 Yeah.
01:38:42.000 This is crazy.
01:38:43.000 Yeah.
01:38:44.000 But here's the other thing.
01:38:45.000 It's also crazy that we don't trust the whole process anymore.
01:38:48.000 We don't.
01:38:49.000 And what he's doing is by saying that he won and that he's being robbed, it undermines the entire electoral process.
01:38:57.000 It really does.
01:38:58.000 That's what's douchey for self-interest.
01:39:00.000 And I think that's just as douchey as these networks that drive the wedge for profit.
01:39:06.000 He is driving that wedge for profit.
01:39:08.000 I don't think he's doing it out of patriotism.
01:39:11.000 But here's the thing.
01:39:11.000 He's done that in the past.
01:39:13.000 Yeah, this is what he does.
01:39:14.000 He did that about, I believe he did it about Ted Cruz.
01:39:17.000 He did that about other elections.
01:39:18.000 He was saying that it was fraud.
01:39:20.000 You're talking about the primary?
01:39:22.000 Yeah.
01:39:22.000 When he lost the primary in, what was his state?
01:39:25.000 I don't know.
01:39:26.000 He lost the primary in one of the states to Ted Cruz.
01:39:28.000 And he blamed, yeah, he said it was, it was 2016, right?
01:39:31.000 Yeah.
01:39:31.000 And he blamed voter fraud.
01:39:34.000 Like, you can't cry wolf like that.
01:39:37.000 Yeah, you gotta just take the L, man.
01:39:38.000 We respect it.
01:39:39.000 If people take the L on the chin, it is what it is.
01:39:41.000 But it does make you realize, like, boy, the dirty shenanigans behind the scenes is valuable.
01:39:46.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:39:47.000 That dirty shit is how you win an election. 1.00
01:39:49.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:39:49.000 I mean, yeah. 1.00
01:39:50.000 Didn't they say that's how JFK won?
01:39:53.000 Oh, yeah.
01:39:54.000 Isn't that the rumor?
01:39:55.000 The mob.
01:39:55.000 Yeah, the mob.
01:39:56.000 The mob hooked it up in Chicago.
01:39:57.000 Yeah.
01:39:57.000 Illinois was apparently not going his way, and he needed it.
01:40:01.000 I heard that Abraham Lincoln did that shit, too. 1.00
01:40:03.000 I'm sure. 1.00
01:40:04.000 So sometimes it works out.
01:40:06.000 Yeah. 0.96
01:40:06.000 That's the shitty thing. 0.96
01:40:07.000 Sometimes the democratic process is wrong. 0.95
01:40:10.000 Sometimes you need...
01:40:11.000 Right.
01:40:12.000 Kennedy was a great president for as long as he stayed alive.
01:40:14.000 Yeah.
01:40:16.000 But maybe they would have hated him if he did two terms, too.
01:40:19.000 Maybe.
01:40:19.000 They don't like anybody unless you go out in a box.
01:40:22.000 That's so true. 0.67
01:40:23.000 If you die... 0.91
01:40:24.000 Who do we like? 0.99
01:40:24.000 Lincoln and Kennedy. 0.99
01:40:25.000 Everybody else can eat shit. 1.00
01:40:26.000 We kind of like Reagan because he took a bullet and walked it off. 1.00
01:40:29.000 George Washington.
01:40:30.000 And liberals do not like Reagan at all.
01:40:33.000 Right.
01:40:34.000 No.
01:40:34.000 So he's like a right-wing hero, but he's a left-wing devil in a lot of ways.
01:40:40.000 Right, but he's the only right-wing hero of former presidents.
01:40:43.000 H.W. Bush was never a right-wing hero.
01:40:45.000 Right.
01:40:45.000 G.W. is not a right-wing hero.
01:40:47.000 Yeah.
01:40:48.000 Yeah.
01:40:48.000 Well, Herbert Walker was one term.
01:40:51.000 W was two terms.
01:40:52.000 Bro, it's amazing to see the hit Obama's taken.
01:40:54.000 Yeah.
01:40:55.000 Like, that to me is mind-boggling.
01:40:57.000 You have to constantly fight for your reputation even after you're president and a beloved president.
01:41:03.000 Like, that's why he's putting out that book. 1.00
01:41:04.000 He's literally like, oh shit, black people don't fuck with me like they used to? 1.00
01:41:08.000 Alright, I gotta put out a book to let everybody know I tried my best. 1.00
01:41:11.000 You think that's what it is?
01:41:12.000 100%. 1.00
01:41:12.000 That black people don't fuck with anyone who's used to? 1.00
01:41:15.000 I think so. 1.00
01:41:16.000 What did Charlemagne ask him?
01:41:17.000 He was like, he goes, you know, why didn't you do more for black people?
01:41:21.000 I think essentially.
01:41:21.000 Or why do people not know that?
01:41:22.000 And then he explained that...
01:41:25.000 The political process, the system itself, makes it very difficult to do specific things.
01:41:30.000 Like, he can't make a local government do something.
01:41:33.000 That's up to your local government.
01:41:34.000 That's why you have to vote for these people.
01:41:35.000 He's not wrong. 0.53
01:41:36.000 He's 100% right about that.
01:41:37.000 But still, the idea is that the president is our savior and he's going to do these things to make our lives better.
01:41:42.000 And when he doesn't, we're kind of resentful.
01:41:44.000 Yeah, dude, the presidency getting in there and trying to get something to happen and try to make things happen has got to be brutally difficult.
01:41:52.000 And that's why the thing about Trump is quite interesting.
01:41:54.000 He did these things that you think he made them happen, but he didn't actually.
01:41:59.000 He did a lot of these executive orders.
01:42:02.000 And the problem with the executive order is...
01:42:04.000 They can be switched.
01:42:05.000 Exactly. 1.00
01:42:06.000 When you actually get a law passed, say what you want about Obamacare, and who gives a fuck if it's good or bad, I don't know enough to even tell you, but that shit is entrenched. 0.99
01:42:15.000 They've been trying to get rid of that shit for the last four years, and it hasn't really been taken all the way down, and because once you get something passed, it's kind of locked in. 0.99
01:42:24.000 But our system is built in a way where it's very difficult to lock things in. 0.99
01:42:27.000 And when you're not willing to make any of those compromises, like none of these fucking hacks are, it makes it very difficult to have long-lasting change. 0.89
01:42:35.000 Yeah, it really does. 1.00
01:42:36.000 It sucks, dude. 0.98
01:42:37.000 Like, why would anybody want to be a politician? 0.99
01:42:39.000 You just gotta lie to people. 1.00
01:42:40.000 Like, you're the newest liar. 0.99
01:42:42.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:42:42.000 Like, Trump was an enigma, right? 1.00
01:42:44.000 Because he looked at least like he wasn't like, um, he wasn't under the control, I guess, of the elites.
01:42:51.000 You know what I mean? 0.99
01:42:51.000 But the rest of them, you're just the newest liar. 0.99
01:42:54.000 Hey, do us a favor. 0.99
01:42:55.000 Lie to these people for four years.
01:42:56.000 Oh, you got another four?
01:42:57.000 Okay, lie to them. 0.99
01:42:58.000 Tell them some shit that's gonna happen and it ain't. 0.99
01:42:59.000 And then someone else comes out. 1.00
01:43:00.000 You're the newest liar. 0.99
01:43:01.000 Trump should do. 0.99
01:43:02.000 What's that? 1.00
01:43:03.000 A fucking podcast. 1.00
01:43:04.000 Dude, he would murder! 1.00
01:43:05.000 Actually, he might need an audience. 0.94
01:43:07.000 He might need the reaction.
01:43:09.000 Do a live podcast.
01:43:10.000 Give them all COVID. Have all the people in the audience have a fucking COVID hotspot every week. 0.98
01:43:16.000 COVIDcast. 0.98
01:43:17.000 Dude, I mean, I don't know.
01:43:18.000 It's just so interesting, like, going into politics.
01:43:20.000 Like, there's so many other ways to influence people, influence culture.
01:43:24.000 And I don't think they're done through...
01:43:26.000 Well, the other people that do it, first of all, the people that get involved, like Garcetti, the mayor of Los Angeles.
01:43:32.000 That guy's such a low-rung intellect that I don't know if there's anything else where he would be successful like that.
01:43:39.000 How sad is that?
01:43:40.000 In a public space where you're speaking to large numbers of people, you're influencing large numbers of people.
01:43:49.000 What else would that guy do where he would have that kind of influence and power? 0.98
01:43:52.000 The reason why he got that gig is because nobody who's really intelligent and really ambitious and really on the ball wants to be the fucking mayor of LA. Weirdos want to be the mayor of LA. You have to be a sociopath. 0.98
01:44:06.000 Every decision you make, some people end up dying.
01:44:09.000 Here's my favorite part about him, though.
01:44:10.000 What is that?
01:44:11.000 He tried so hard to be progressive.
01:44:14.000 As progressive as possible. 1.00
01:44:15.000 He went out of his fucking way. 0.99
01:44:17.000 And now, Black Lives Matter has been protesting at his house every day for the last 22 days in a row. 0.99
01:44:23.000 Because it turns out that the Biden administration wants to use him for something.
01:44:28.000 They might not.
01:44:29.000 With Transportation Secretary off the table, speculation remains over a possible cabinet position for Garcetti. 0.99
01:44:34.000 Yeah, but the point is, Black Lives Matter is at his fucking house every day protesting. 0.98
01:44:40.000 And they're protesting, first of all, defund the police. 0.99
01:44:43.000 They're as hardcore lefty Marxist as you can get.
01:44:47.000 Defund the police, and they're angry at the way he's handled the homeless situation.
01:44:54.000 He wants them to take care of the homeless situation and police brutality.
01:44:58.000 And so they don't want him failing upward.
01:45:01.000 They're calling him the worst mayor in history.
01:45:03.000 And these guys are the people that he was trying to appease, which is hilarious.
01:45:09.000 You can't...
01:45:10.000 Those hardcore leftists...
01:45:12.000 Stop trying to people, please, man.
01:45:13.000 Those hardcore leftists, they don't want liberals.
01:45:16.000 They want leftists.
01:45:17.000 They want full-on, radical, change in the way we do everything.
01:45:23.000 Change the way...
01:45:25.000 Money is processed, changing the way people get paid, changing the way wealth is distributed.
01:45:34.000 There's no end to that game. 1.00
01:45:36.000 If you try to dip your toes in that water and court them, good luck, bitch. 1.00
01:45:40.000 You're going to be like Garcetti. 1.00
01:45:41.000 They're going to be pounding on your door 22 days in a row.
01:45:44.000 22 days in a row, man.
01:45:46.000 Look at that.
01:45:47.000 Defund the police.
01:45:48.000 Hashtag block Garcetti.
01:45:50.000 You know the problem with the defund the police thing is I start to look into it. 0.97
01:45:54.000 And we were talking, we do a piece about that talks about part of this, but it's such a shame because the marketing, once again, is just trash.
01:46:02.000 A lot of cops would agree with a lot of the things within Defund the Police. 0.87
01:46:07.000 Cops don't want to deal with mental health issues. 0.80
01:46:10.000 The average cop does not want to handle people who are crazy.
01:46:13.000 They want to protect average citizens from, I don't know if it's more or less sane people, but from people who are breaking the law and potentially putting their lives at risk.
01:46:22.000 And that's what they get in there for.
01:46:23.000 And now they're dealing with people who are like mentally ill in the middle of a park. 1.00
01:46:27.000 And it's like, what the fuck is going on? 1.00
01:46:28.000 Don't we have another? 0.99
01:46:29.000 So I think part of the defund the police thing is like, why don't we reallocate funds so that there are specific groups of people that are positioned just to do this?
01:46:37.000 And I think the average cop would be like, yeah, that'd be kind of dope.
01:46:40.000 Why use wording that you know is inflammatory, you know is going to piss people off, and you know is not going to get the support from the people who actually would support it.
01:46:48.000 It's like the same thing with this democratic socialism.
01:46:51.000 Just take the word out.
01:46:53.000 The country already has so many of these programs that support poor people.
01:46:58.000 If you're poor, there is Medicare.
01:47:00.000 There is welfare.
01:47:02.000 There is Medicaid.
01:47:03.000 There are all these things that are kind of like socialist policies when you think about it.
01:47:07.000 We have, what is it for old people? 1.00
01:47:11.000 We have social security. 0.99
01:47:12.000 These are socialist programs, but when you put the fucking word in, you know it's going to rile people up. 0.99
01:47:17.000 You know it's going to piss people off. 0.99
01:47:18.000 Bernie Sanders was running on the platform of democratic socialism, and they were so scared of him, they had to rig the primaries in 2016, and they fucked him again in 2020. And he's a pussy for not saying. 1.00
01:47:29.000 Nah, he's pussy for that shit. 1.00
01:47:31.000 I'm tight about that. 1.00
01:47:33.000 Nah, because I liked him a lot.
01:47:35.000 I liked him a lot because I thought he was actually trying to help, not win. 1.00
01:47:39.000 And all these motherfuckers just try to win, and I can tell it. 1.00
01:47:42.000 I might not have my sense of smell, Joe, but I can fucking smell when a motherfucker is just out here for victory. 1.00
01:47:48.000 And I was like, nah, this guy really wants to win. 1.00
01:47:50.000 If he gets in there, there'll be enough people in power that are like, yo, cut that shit out, bro. 1.00
01:47:54.000 We're not doing this 70% tax nonsense. 1.00
01:47:56.000 He wasn't They're trying to do that.
01:47:59.000 There's a version of him that you get from the media that are trying to criticize him.
01:48:04.000 And then there's a version of him you get when you actually talk to him about his policies like I did. 0.71
01:48:08.000 And when I talked to him for two hours or whatever the fuck it was, he's saying that that's not what they're trying to do.
01:48:15.000 What they're trying to do is put a tax on, a very small tax, less than one cent. 0.98
01:48:20.000 On Wall Street, right?
01:48:21.000 On Wall Street, right?
01:48:21.000 On Wall Street, right?
01:48:22.000 On Wall Street, right?
01:48:34.000 Student debt. 1.00
01:48:35.000 That shit is ridiculous. 1.00
01:48:36.000 The idea that you graduate from college and you owe $200,000 and you're lucky you get a job that's $40,000 a year. 1.00
01:48:41.000 That's crazy.
01:48:43.000 Doesn't make any sense.
01:48:44.000 In Canada, you can get a free education.
01:48:47.000 In England, you can get a free education.
01:48:49.000 Why can't you get that here?
01:48:51.000 Medicine.
01:48:53.000 Can I say one thing about the education thing, which is so interesting to me?
01:48:57.000 It behooves a country that generates its income off taxation to have an educated populace because then they will have higher paying jobs and you get more money! 0.92
01:49:09.000 Like, if you're the government, you should be forcing everybody to get a fucking master's degree so you can get more money. 0.91
01:49:15.000 Yes. 0.98
01:49:16.000 Okay, that's all I want to say.
01:49:17.000 It drives me crazy that people don't understand it.
01:49:18.000 Better educated society means less losers.
01:49:21.000 Less losers, more income, more money that you get to tax them on.
01:49:26.000 Why would you create a situation where they would go out for lower paying jobs?
01:49:30.000 That's not the problem.
01:49:31.000 The problem is the government has been subsidizing education for so long, and that's the reason why these institutions charge so much money in the first place. 0.99
01:49:39.000 Because they know it's going to get paid off no matter what, and they can make up these bullshit majors like fucking poetry. 0.99
01:49:44.000 Is that student debt? 0.99
01:49:45.000 Total federal student debt in the U.S. Is $1,722,666,300,000.
01:49:55.000 But it's just going up like crazy.
01:49:57.000 I don't get into that debt stuff, bro.
01:49:58.000 Oh, okay.
01:50:00.000 Because it's like, it's not real.
01:50:02.000 That's $1.7 trillion.
01:50:03.000 But it's not real, bro. 0.99
01:50:05.000 Like, none of this shit is real. 0.99
01:50:06.000 Okay. 0.99
01:50:07.000 Okay, bro.
01:50:07.000 I was getting...
01:50:08.000 You know, I got into these, like, conspiracy... 0.96
01:50:10.000 Not conspiracy shit, but I was trying to understand, like, money a little bit during, like, corona. 0.97
01:50:13.000 Yeah. 0.97
01:50:13.000 Because I was like, how do you just make $3 trillion? 0.97
01:50:15.000 That's crazy, right?
01:50:16.000 Right.
01:50:16.000 And, like, this guy broke it down to me.
01:50:18.000 His name is Joe Weisenthal.
01:50:20.000 I think his name is.
01:50:20.000 And he was like...
01:50:22.000 Debt is fine.
01:50:23.000 The way our economy works is through debt in the way that banks only need to keep 10% of the money in the bank.
01:50:30.000 So if a Chase Bank over there has lent out $100 million, it only needs $10 million in the bank.
01:50:36.000 So if you only need 10% of the actual reserves, you get to make up 90% of money out of thin air.
01:50:43.000 So you have $10 million in the bank, and then you come in, you go, I'd like a million dollars.
01:50:47.000 And then they go, alright, cool, here's a million.
01:50:49.000 They just push a button, you got a million.
01:50:51.000 They only need to keep $100,000 of your million in cash in the bank.
01:50:54.000 They just made $900,000 with the push of a button.
01:50:58.000 Hmm.
01:50:59.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:51:00.000 It's called fractional reserve banking.
01:51:01.000 It's kind of a wild thing.
01:51:02.000 But once I found that out, I'm like, oh, debt is just whatever. 0.99
01:51:05.000 It's frivolous until the IRS comes, and then that shit's real. 0.97
01:51:08.000 Well, unless you owe the debt, and then it's real. 0.97
01:51:11.000 So that's the difference between student loan debt. 0.97
01:51:13.000 It's actual real money that kids owe when they get out of college, and they're like, fuck, what is this? 0.98
01:51:18.000 Then you're saddled down for the rest of your life. 0.93
01:51:20.000 Do you know there's people out there that are getting Social Security docked because they owe student loans?
01:51:25.000 That's wild.
01:51:25.000 Because student loans are the only thing that you can't escape through bankruptcy?
01:51:28.000 That's wild.
01:51:29.000 You could escape everything else.
01:51:30.000 You could buy businesses. 1.00
01:51:31.000 You could fuck up, buy a yacht, buy a house. 1.00
01:51:33.000 They take it all away from you. 1.00
01:51:34.000 You escape it.
01:51:35.000 You don't owe it anymore.
01:51:36.000 You run bankruptcy.
01:51:37.000 You're okay.
01:51:38.000 You don't get that option with student loans.
01:51:42.000 Isn't that interesting?
01:51:43.000 Because you're in bed with the government now.
01:51:45.000 Because the government has subsidized all that.
01:51:47.000 And the government has made sure that they protected these institutions so they can keep charging exorbitant amounts of money.
01:51:52.000 So they're like...
01:51:54.000 Since we're the one giving you Social Security, we're the government, we're gonna take our cut first. 0.99
01:51:57.000 We want our little pound of flesh, that shit that you owe us, that you didn't pay back. 0.98
01:52:02.000 Yeah, so you're an old guy, you're at the end of the line, and your life didn't work out the way you wanted to, and you still have student debt. 1.00
01:52:08.000 Well, guess what, fuckface. 1.00
01:52:09.000 You gotta pay me. 1.00
01:52:10.000 Fuck you, pay me. 1.00
01:52:13.000 Fuck you, pay me. 1.00
01:52:15.000 But I'm old. 1.00
01:52:16.000 I've worked in this factory my whole life.
01:52:19.000 I never got a job with my degree. 1.00
01:52:22.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:52:23.000 Pay me. 1.00
01:52:24.000 Pay me.
01:52:25.000 We'll take it out of your money.
01:52:26.000 We're going to take it out of your check.
01:52:27.000 So you get like a $3,000 check every month?
01:52:29.000 No, you don't.
01:52:30.000 You get a $2,000 check every month.
01:52:32.000 So what do you say?
01:52:32.000 Wipe it clean?
01:52:33.000 Yeah.
01:52:34.000 Wipe it clean.
01:52:34.000 Sounds crazy.
01:52:35.000 I don't know how to do that.
01:52:36.000 Why can you wipe it clean, though?
01:52:37.000 Because it's fake.
01:52:38.000 That's what I'm talking about, Joe!
01:52:40.000 It's not real!
01:52:41.000 Listen, no one is ever going to really wipe it clean with the powers that be and the way the government is structured right now and the way these banks and bankers have influence over politicians.
01:52:51.000 They're never going to wipe it clean.
01:52:52.000 These are just pipe dreams.
01:52:54.000 But...
01:52:55.000 It's at least the option of making some schools free and the option of giving people the opportunity to actually get an education free.
01:53:04.000 And then also, you know, a lot of people have talked about absolving student loan debt, and I think Biden even talked about that at one point in time.
01:53:10.000 It's not a bad idea if you want to keep the economy cracking.
01:53:14.000 Tax breaks are also a good idea because people spend money.
01:53:17.000 When they get tax breaks, they spend money.
01:53:20.000 When they spend money, the economy gets juiced up.
01:53:22.000 Those are the things that I was interested in with Bernie Sanders.
01:53:26.000 He obviously didn't want the tax break part.
01:53:29.000 But the thing with student loans and then healthcare.
01:53:33.000 The idea that we're supposed to be a country, right?
01:53:36.000 A country is supposed to be a community.
01:53:38.000 We're America.
01:53:38.000 We're together.
01:53:40.000 If people get sick and ill, we're going to spend our money to fix the streets.
01:53:44.000 We're going to spend our money to repair bridges.
01:53:46.000 But we don't spend our money to make sure that our brothers and sisters are able to get healthcare if they're ill or injured.
01:53:54.000 And then they're in insurmountable debt if that happens and they're fucked for the rest of their life because they broke their leg and they didn't have insurance. 0.93
01:54:01.000 That's crazy. 0.99
01:54:02.000 That's crazy.
01:54:03.000 What is the argument against it?
01:54:04.000 What would be the conservative approach to healthcare?
01:54:09.000 Well, the free market approach is you want people to compete and you want them to get the most value for their education.
01:54:18.000 If a guy's a better surgeon, he should be able to generate more income than a guy. 0.97
01:54:22.000 And that would be limited in the case where there was a public free healthcare.
01:54:27.000 Or you could have people inside the public system, and then you could have private options as well, like they do in Canada.
01:54:33.000 In Canada, you have your public healthcare, so if you're a person of moderate income, you can't afford a private doctor to do surgery on you, you could still get your surgery from a lot of very great surgeons.
01:54:44.000 But you also have the option to seek out an elite specialist.
01:54:48.000 But a lot of people from Canada before COVID were coming down to the United States to get surgery.
01:54:52.000 Because some of the best surgeons are here, which speaks to the power of the free market.
01:54:56.000 Right, so you have to find a way to kind of like balance those two things.
01:54:59.000 Yeah, you've got to find a way to balance it out, but healthcare in general should be a right.
01:55:05.000 It should be a thing that we give people when we bring them into our culture and they contribute.
01:55:11.000 You contribute taxes, some of that taxes should go to healthcare.
01:55:14.000 Okay, here's my question.
01:55:16.000 If we contribute taxes and have universal tax pay healthcare, can we fat shame?
01:55:25.000 We should, because those people are mooching off the dime, and they're ruining it. 1.00
01:55:30.000 They're messing up the curve.
01:55:32.000 Well, instead of fat shame, what they should do is, like, there should be some sort of education of the negative aspects of being overweight and promote it heavily.
01:55:43.000 Because you can't do that today.
01:55:45.000 Because if you do, you'll be called a fat shamer. 0.92
01:55:48.000 Which is just nonsense. 0.61
01:55:50.000 So that's the interesting thing.
01:55:51.000 Like, maybe the reason why people have been able to get away with that is because we haven't been codependent enough.
01:55:58.000 And maybe places where we are codependent, where this person being unhealthy actually affects my wallet.
01:56:03.000 And not only affects my wallet, like, you could be taking my ventilator.
01:56:06.000 Or, not my ventilator, but like, my granddad's ventilator or something like that, right?
01:56:10.000 Like, you are young.
01:56:12.000 You shouldn't need a ventilator.
01:56:13.000 But you chose to eat all these things or not treat yourself right. 0.99
01:56:16.000 And now you're taking away a hospital bed from someone who really fucking needs it. 0.99
01:56:19.000 Like, at what point, like, Corona really put that shit in perspective, but also with the universal healthcare, I wonder if we could start having that conversation and it's not looked at as, like, hateful. 0.99
01:56:27.000 It's literally just looked at as, like, hey, this is pretty reasonable. 0.97
01:56:30.000 If we're all in this together, we need to start acting like it a little bit.
01:56:33.000 You know when you're on a plane and then you're too heavy so they say, yo, can you go to the other side?
01:56:36.000 Yeah.
01:56:37.000 You just do it.
01:56:38.000 Right?
01:56:39.000 You don't go, no, I paid for a seat 3B. You go, okay, I'll balance the fucking plane. 1.00
01:56:43.000 What kind of planes are you on when they're telling you to move your seat? 0.99
01:56:45.000 It's a little plane.
01:56:46.000 It's a little plane to New York.
01:56:49.000 Okay, Lizzo Sparks body debate with 10-day smoothie diet. 1.00
01:56:53.000 Yo, let this girl lose the weight, bro. 1.00
01:56:54.000 Come on, man.
01:56:55.000 What is the body debate?
01:56:56.000 They got mad at her for posting issues on a diet. 0.87
01:56:58.000 Because she's like, I love my body, but now she's trying to lose weight. 1.00
01:57:01.000 What are you saying?
01:57:01.000 They got mad at her for talking, like, she posted photos that she was on a diet.
01:57:04.000 So people got mad at her.
01:57:07.000 They got mad at her for trying to lose weight? 0.98
01:57:09.000 Yes.
01:57:09.000 Oh my god.
01:57:10.000 They got mad at Adele for losing weight. 1.00
01:57:12.000 But that's just fat, sloppy people that don't want anybody else to work hard. 0.99
01:57:15.000 There's a lot of people that, like, I like being fat and sloppy, and she's fat and sloppy. 1.00
01:57:19.000 You were my fat, sloppy hero, and now you're trying to get healthy? 1.00
01:57:23.000 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00
01:57:24.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00
01:57:25.000 They get angry and they eat more cake.
01:57:27.000 They're angry. 1.00
01:57:28.000 They're eating hoagies and fucking chips and fries. 1.00
01:57:31.000 Can't believe her with her bullshit diet. 1.00
01:57:34.000 She's hurting my feelings. 1.00
01:57:35.000 Yeah. 0.75
01:57:38.000 yeah bpc157 lift weights get to that gym pussies it is crazy lizzo slams critics who say she's promoting diet culture hilarious diet culture oh you're promoting health culture i'm a big girl who did a smoothie detox every big girl should do whatever they want with their bodies how about every person Yo, 0.97
01:58:00.000 you know what's crazy? 0.94
01:58:01.000 She's trying to lose weight. 1.00
01:58:02.000 She's trying to lose weight, but this is where she fucked up. 1.00
01:58:05.000 She branded herself as the fat girl, and now you realize that that's unhealthy. 1.00
01:58:09.000 Well, she leaned into it. 0.95
01:58:10.000 She was getting a lot of love for being a fat girl. 1.00
01:58:12.000 Big time. 0.83
01:58:13.000 And that's why you need to be careful.
01:58:14.000 That's the thing people do all the time.
01:58:16.000 They just ride the wave. 1.00
01:58:17.000 They see a wave coming up, and they just jump on that shit. 1.00
01:58:20.000 And then they get all this support, and they think the support is for them, but it's really just the wave. 0.99
01:58:24.000 You guys agree on the same thing.
01:58:26.000 The woke thing is the same thing.
01:58:27.000 And the extreme right wing is the same thing.
01:58:29.000 These characters hop on, they latch on, they leech.
01:58:32.000 And they think they're celebs.
01:58:33.000 And then they divert a little bit from that wave.
01:58:38.000 Garcetti.
01:58:39.000 They outside your house.
01:58:41.000 Boom.
01:58:42.000 Isn't that interesting?
01:58:43.000 You create your own thing.
01:58:44.000 It takes longer to get there. 1.00
01:58:46.000 But at least the people that fuck with you understand that you are on your own path. 0.99
01:58:50.000 And they have to make a choice to opt in to what you're doing. 1.00
01:58:54.000 Does that make sense?
01:58:55.000 There's a look that Garcetti has all the time, like he's on the strongest antidepressants imaginable.
01:59:01.000 You know his look in his eyes?
01:59:02.000 Those pupils?
01:59:03.000 This look.
01:59:06.000 There's a look in his eyes, like there's no one's there.
01:59:10.000 You're happy to not be out there anymore.
01:59:12.000 He's not really there.
01:59:12.000 Oh, I love it.
01:59:13.000 It's like his eyeballs are remotely broadcast into his head.
01:59:18.000 They're not really there.
01:59:19.000 It's like a Zoom call.
01:59:21.000 The Incredibles 2?
01:59:22.000 Yeah, it's like something's not right.
01:59:24.000 Yeah.
01:59:24.000 You look at his face, he's just got this...
01:59:26.000 Like, no matter what has happened, fucking LA's on fire. 0.99
01:59:29.000 Doesn't matter. 1.00
01:59:30.000 It has to end.
01:59:30.000 Look at that guy.
01:59:31.000 What a dope. 0.99
01:59:32.000 He's such a dope. 0.96
01:59:33.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:59:34.000 The fact that this fucking guy made it to the mayor of one of the largest cities, if not the largest city in the fucking country, is crazy. 0.99
01:59:42.000 Yeah, it's kind of a... 1.00
01:59:43.000 It's crazy.
01:59:45.000 It's crazy. 1.00
01:59:45.000 But who the fuck wants that job now? 1.00
01:59:47.000 When you find out that BLM's gonna be knocking on his door every day for 22 days in a row. 0.99
01:59:51.000 I just...
01:59:52.000 Protesting.
01:59:53.000 And you have to live in the mayor's mansion, which is hilarious, so everybody knows where you are.
01:59:58.000 No, you don't.
01:59:58.000 Yes, you do.
02:00:00.000 Yes, you do.
02:00:01.000 The governor lives in the governor's mansion, too.
02:00:03.000 You have to?
02:00:03.000 Yes!
02:00:04.000 What if you just don't want to live there?
02:00:06.000 No, that's the job.
02:00:06.000 I asked Governor Abbott when I was chilling with the governor of Texas.
02:00:10.000 You are moving and grooving, baby.
02:00:11.000 I was chilling with the governor.
02:00:12.000 He took me to his governor's mansion.
02:00:15.000 Gave me a tour of it.
02:00:16.000 It's really cool. 0.98
02:00:16.000 They got old shit there from the original governors. 0.98
02:00:20.000 Like historical stuff. 0.99
02:00:21.000 They have books that tell you what all the different things are on the walls.
02:00:24.000 And this guy's pipe. 1.00
02:00:25.000 And that guy's fucking chair. 1.00
02:00:27.000 And this guy's cane. 1.00
02:00:28.000 And everybody leaves behind something when they leave office.
02:00:31.000 But you have to live there.
02:00:32.000 Everybody knows where you live.
02:00:33.000 So you're the governor?
02:00:34.000 Okay, good.
02:00:35.000 I want you in that house.
02:00:36.000 He's in a wheelchair, that governor, right?
02:00:37.000 Yes.
02:00:38.000 Did they make it wheelchair accessible for him?
02:00:39.000 Yes.
02:00:40.000 Really?
02:00:40.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it was wheelchair accessible originally, but it is wheelchair accessible.
02:00:44.000 Yo, that's a power move right there, bro.
02:00:46.000 To change things? 1.00
02:00:47.000 To be in a wheelchair and be like, nah, I'm still gonna do this shit. 0.99
02:00:50.000 Well, he was in a wheelchair when he was 24. He was running and he got hit with a tree. 0.99
02:00:55.000 A tree fell?
02:00:56.000 A tree fell and hit him when he was running.
02:00:59.000 Unbelievable bad luck.
02:01:00.000 Crazy.
02:01:00.000 Crazy bad luck.
02:01:01.000 Unbelievable.
02:01:02.000 Shattered his spine.
02:01:03.000 Yeah.
02:01:05.000 Yeah.
02:01:06.000 Unbelievable.
02:01:06.000 I mean, just imagine the things that could have gone different in his day for that to not happen.
02:01:12.000 If he stayed one more second brushing his teeth, you know, like one second, and he would have missed that tree.
02:01:19.000 The tree would have missed him, rather.
02:01:21.000 Or left five seconds earlier running.
02:01:25.000 Ready?
02:01:25.000 Go.
02:01:26.000 Hold on.
02:01:27.000 Now go.
02:01:28.000 Did you ever ask him about that?
02:01:29.000 No.
02:01:30.000 You don't want to give someone a like, have you ever thought how much better your life?
02:01:34.000 He's thought about it.
02:01:35.000 Yeah, well, of course.
02:01:36.000 Can he still go to town or whatever?
02:01:39.000 I don't know.
02:01:39.000 Because Stephen Hawking was piping broads.
02:01:41.000 That's what I heard.
02:01:42.000 Yeah, got one pregs.
02:01:43.000 Really?
02:01:44.000 I think he got one pregs.
02:01:45.000 I think he was cheating on this girl.
02:01:46.000 He liked to go to strip clubs. 1.00
02:01:48.000 That's a fucking legend right there, dude. 0.99
02:01:50.000 There's a bunch of pictures of Stephen Hawking. 0.99
02:01:52.000 Eric Weinstein told me about that.
02:01:54.000 Really?
02:01:54.000 Yeah.
02:01:55.000 How's Eric?
02:01:55.000 He's great.
02:01:56.000 I remember you were fucking with him in the comedy store. 0.99
02:01:59.000 It was so funny. 0.99
02:02:00.000 Because dudes who are not used to being around comics, it's so funny when a comic starts jabbing at him, fuck with him, you see him like, what? 0.98
02:02:08.000 What's happening? 0.99
02:02:09.000 He's gotten used to it now.
02:02:11.000 No, because what happened was, I think I was busting his balls on the fighter and the kid, and then he DM'd me, and he said something in the DMs like, I must have run over your cat, or something like that. 0.99
02:02:21.000 He said something corny-ass shit, right? 0.97
02:02:24.000 And I was like, but I guess a lot of people- But I don't know, maybe they're not used to like, you know, when you see someone in person, then the same energy is kept. 0.99
02:02:32.000 Like, if I make fun of you on a podcast, like, I will say that to your face.
02:02:36.000 And the people that I won't, I'm not gonna make fun of on a podcast.
02:02:39.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:02:40.000 It's supposed to be fun. 0.99
02:02:41.000 It's fun if I'm both of your balls. 0.97
02:02:43.000 So he goes, when we were there, he's like, oh, this is my friend Eric. 0.97
02:02:45.000 And I was like, oh yeah, you tweeted me that thing about me running over your cat, or you running over my cat.
02:02:49.000 And then he was like, nah, nah, I don't know what you're talking about. 1.00
02:02:52.000 I'll show you the DM, bitch! 1.00
02:02:53.000 I'm broken! 1.00
02:02:58.000 Listen, that dude is too smart for his own good.
02:03:00.000 Really?
02:03:01.000 Oh my god.
02:03:01.000 When he talks about physics and he goes down these wormholes and starts talking about things and explaining geometric patterns and stuff to us.
02:03:08.000 Right. 0.99
02:03:09.000 Do you ever think he's just making that shit up? 1.00
02:03:11.000 No, he's not making it up. 1.00
02:03:12.000 Dude, he is a legitimate super genius.
02:03:15.000 Really?
02:03:15.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:03:16.000 I trust his opinion on almost everything.
02:03:18.000 Really?
02:03:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:03:19.000 He's a very, very, very smart man.
02:03:21.000 Alright, I'm gonna check him out a little bit.
02:03:22.000 His brother is as well. 0.99
02:03:24.000 They have whatever the fuck's going on in their genetics. 1.00
02:03:27.000 Someone in their family who's smart as fuck. 1.00
02:03:29.000 They're both exceptional brains. 1.00
02:03:31.000 Really?
02:03:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:03:33.000 What do they do for a living?
02:03:34.000 Well, Eric is a mathematician and his brother is an evolutionary biologist.
02:03:38.000 But what does that mean if you're a mathematician?
02:03:40.000 You teach people math?
02:03:41.000 Well, he works for Teal Capital, Peter Teal Company.
02:03:44.000 That's what I was making fun of him for.
02:03:46.000 And I was like, yeah, you just gotta say what Peter Thiel wants you to say. 1.00
02:03:49.000 That's the big dick. 1.00
02:03:51.000 Yo, that motherfucker does not play around. 1.00
02:03:53.000 Peter Thiel, is that how you pronounce his last name? 1.00
02:03:56.000 Yeah.
02:03:56.000 Thiel or Thiel?
02:03:57.000 Thiel.
02:03:57.000 That dude, that's big swinging dang-a-lang right there, bro.
02:04:01.000 That guy!
02:04:03.000 He's a nice guy too.
02:04:04.000 I'm just saying, that's the difference between politicians and Big Swing and Dangalang. 1.00
02:04:08.000 Politicians talk all that shit. 1.00
02:04:09.000 That motherfucker waited. 1.00
02:04:11.000 Peter Thiel had a party at his house and he brought over the guy who wrote Chariots of the Gods. 1.00
02:04:17.000 What is the fuck that guy's name? 0.99
02:04:19.000 The German fellow. 1.00
02:04:21.000 Oh, no, I don't know.
02:04:23.000 I'm thinking something else.
02:04:24.000 Von Daniken, that's right.
02:04:26.000 He brought over Eric Von Daniken and invited me over as well.
02:04:29.000 And he made him read it to you.
02:04:30.000 No, we all had like a lunch around the table.
02:04:34.000 He has these like power dinners and power lunches.
02:04:37.000 They're really cool.
02:04:38.000 Let's go.
02:04:38.000 It brings over interesting people and everyone has conversations.
02:04:41.000 That's the dream.
02:04:41.000 I went to one of the dinners at his house.
02:04:43.000 Then I went to one of the lunches at his house and he brought over Eric Von Daniken and the guy was asking, we were all asking him questions about his theories about ancient aliens.
02:04:54.000 And what did he think? 0.97
02:04:56.000 He's a believer, meaning that it's not necessarily based on realistic interpretations of this ancient shit. 0.97
02:05:05.000 Like, his version of the plaque at Palenque that shows, it looks like it shows a guy in a rocket ship taking off into heaven. 0.93
02:05:13.000 But someone who is a Mayan scholar then explained to me that the imagery that is on display in that is that iconography of the flames below them and all that.
02:05:25.000 That's all been explained in multiple texts and that this type of imagery exists all throughout Mayan culture and doesn't have anything to do with space travel.
02:05:36.000 It has to do with the underworld.
02:05:38.000 I legitimately forget exactly what he told me, but I remember doing a short dive into it going, okay, I kind of see why someone would, if they didn't understand Mayan language and these Mayan hieroglyphs,
02:05:53.000 they would look at it that way.
02:05:55.000 I saw those pyramids.
02:05:56.000 Those are the ones in Teotachlan or whatever like that, right outside Mexico City.
02:06:00.000 How do you say that?
02:06:00.000 Teotihuacan?
02:06:01.000 Teotihuacan?
02:06:01.000 Yeah, I'm not exact.
02:06:02.000 But it was really cool.
02:06:05.000 No, that's not Mexico City.
02:06:06.000 Is that Palenque's outside of Mexico City?
02:06:08.000 I don't know.
02:06:09.000 One is outside Mexico City.
02:06:11.000 Yeah, there's a lot of them.
02:06:13.000 Our guide said that they were just trying to mimic mountains, and that if you look at them with the mountain range in the background, they actually are situated in the same way that the mountains are.
02:06:23.000 Oh, you mean the actual pyramids themselves?
02:06:25.000 Yeah, the actual pyramids themselves.
02:06:26.000 So they didn't look at them as pyramids. 0.86
02:06:28.000 They were like, no, we just made mountains because mountains were the sickest shit back in the day, so we just started to make them as well. 0.95
02:06:32.000 There's a lot of interpretations of why they did what they did. 0.99
02:06:35.000 The problem is we don't really know because they're dead.
02:06:38.000 You want them aliens, bro.
02:06:39.000 No, I don't think it is aliens.
02:06:41.000 No, but you want them.
02:06:42.000 Oh, I want aliens right now.
02:06:43.000 You want aliens.
02:06:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:06:44.000 No doubt.
02:06:45.000 And you're telling me you haven't used any of your influence to see if there's aliens, Joe?
02:06:50.000 Dude, I have people on almost every month that either have seen UFOs or know...
02:06:54.000 I'm getting Travis Walton.
02:06:55.000 The guy who got a fire in the sky.
02:06:57.000 We're working on getting him.
02:06:58.000 You need to get the real deal.
02:07:00.000 I need to get Trump right after he gets out of office.
02:07:03.000 You need to have Trump sit down here.
02:07:04.000 Get him some MDMA and have him tell the truth.
02:07:07.000 Dude.
02:07:09.000 Just have him sit here and just tell the truth.
02:07:11.000 I just always wanted people to love me and I felt like the only way they did is if they were scared.
02:07:16.000 And so I acted like a bully.
02:07:19.000 Like a bully.
02:07:19.000 I guess I was a bully.
02:07:20.000 I didn't want to be a bully, but I felt like that was the only way they would listen.
02:07:23.000 And I eventually wanted to not be a bully, but I never could get away with it.
02:07:26.000 And I just kept getting away from it.
02:07:27.000 I just kept doing deals.
02:07:30.000 And then one day I realized I'm 74 and I'm still doing the same thing, but now I'm president.
02:07:33.000 I just don't...
02:07:34.000 What do I do now?
02:07:35.000 I mean, I have to say that I won, even though I'm pretty sure I lost. 0.99
02:07:39.000 And I don't have the fuck to do. 0.99
02:07:41.000 Introspective Trump. 1.00
02:07:42.000 Introspective.
02:07:43.000 It would be so great.
02:07:43.000 High on ecstasy.
02:07:45.000 Sitting on a couch with a bunch of fucking, like, Persian rugs and shit. 1.00
02:07:49.000 Like, some hippie compound. 1.00
02:07:51.000 Just Burning Man Trump.
02:07:52.000 Yeah, Burning Man Trump.
02:07:53.000 That's what you need.
02:07:55.000 Some crisscross applesauce in some North Hollywood apartment.
02:07:58.000 Yes.
02:07:58.000 He's trying to figure out his life.
02:08:00.000 Tripping balls. 0.98
02:08:02.000 It'd be cool to see some aliens, bro. 0.99
02:08:04.000 A hundred percent.
02:08:05.000 I'd like to see that.
02:08:06.000 Yeah.
02:08:06.000 You think your boy Elon is going to Mars and like it's...
02:08:10.000 Yeah, I see.
02:08:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:08:11.000 He's a shirt.
02:08:12.000 Occupy Mars.
02:08:13.000 But do you think that...
02:08:14.000 He's not going. 0.80
02:08:14.000 He's going to send some dummy up there. 0.80
02:08:16.000 Oh, he's going around too?
02:08:17.000 He's staying here.
02:08:17.000 Yeah.
02:08:18.000 He's never going.
02:08:19.000 So just no interest in seeing what you've created?
02:08:21.000 Uh-uh.
02:08:22.000 People die up there.
02:08:24.000 I think he's going, bro.
02:08:25.000 He might go.
02:08:26.000 I think he's going, dude.
02:08:27.000 He might go.
02:08:28.000 He might go. 0.99
02:08:28.000 Look, if they can develop some sort of incredible city on Mars, and he's still alive, like when he's 80, they might fucking shoot him up there. 0.99
02:08:37.000 Yeah, he's going. 0.98
02:08:37.000 He might live out the last days of his life. 0.98
02:08:39.000 Wouldn't you... 1.00
02:08:40.000 If you built a fucking city on Mars? 1.00
02:08:42.000 No, because it's still on Mars. 1.00
02:08:44.000 It's like a shit neighborhood. 0.98
02:08:46.000 Elon Musk says SpaceX's first starship trip to Mars could fly in four years. 0.99
02:08:50.000 It could.
02:08:51.000 You know what else could happen? 1.00
02:08:52.000 You could grow a new dick. 1.00
02:08:54.000 That could happen. 1.00
02:08:55.000 Could you though?
02:08:55.000 Yeah, you have stem cells.
02:08:58.000 Is that how send cells work?
02:08:59.000 But no, for real.
02:09:01.000 They might be able to send something to Mars in four years, but they keep saying that.
02:09:05.000 Oh, he referred to the launch opportunity that arises every 26 months. 0.99
02:09:10.000 See, when people do shit like that... 0.99
02:09:11.000 Ah, because Mars is closest. 1.00
02:09:13.000 Yeah, that's gross.
02:09:14.000 When they do things like that in the title, like, what?
02:09:16.000 In four years, you're going to put people on Mars? 0.99
02:09:18.000 That's not what he said, bitch. 1.00
02:09:20.000 He was referring to the opportunity to launch. 0.98
02:09:23.000 It doesn't mean it's going to be ready.
02:09:25.000 Yeah.
02:09:26.000 It's an interesting time for space travel because the private sector has gotten involved.
02:09:32.000 Jeff Bezos with all that cheddar.
02:09:34.000 Yeah.
02:09:35.000 You see his wife giving away all that money?
02:09:37.000 Yeah.
02:09:37.000 She gave away like four billies.
02:09:39.000 Yeah.
02:09:39.000 She didn't know what to do with it.
02:09:41.000 It all came for free.
02:09:43.000 Nah, she worked for that. 0.99
02:09:44.000 She did, right?
02:09:44.000 She worked for that.
02:09:45.000 She worked.
02:09:46.000 I mean, look at that guy.
02:09:47.000 How much do you think she got?
02:09:48.000 What's the total?
02:09:49.000 I don't know.
02:09:50.000 I don't know.
02:09:51.000 But I mean, it seems egregious, right?
02:09:53.000 There should be a cap for divorce money. 1.00
02:09:55.000 Don't you think?
02:09:56.000 What is the cap?
02:09:56.000 A billion?
02:09:57.000 I think a billion is fine. 1.00
02:09:59.000 A lot of girls are complaining, fuck that, that's bullshit. 1.00
02:10:01.000 Girls look at divorce settlements like it's their team. 1.00
02:10:04.000 It's like the fucking Sixers should have got that point. 1.00
02:10:07.000 That ref is a fucking asshole. 1.00
02:10:09.000 It was rigged! 1.00
02:10:10.000 It was rigged.
02:10:11.000 You know what I mean?
02:10:12.000 They do.
02:10:13.000 They look at it like it's a team game. 0.99
02:10:15.000 Bro, and then every time a dude comes up in a divorce, like I think Kelly Clarkson's ass, we were talking about that. 1.00
02:10:20.000 Girls hate it. 1.00
02:10:22.000 Why does he want that money?
02:10:23.000 Get your own money.
02:10:24.000 Get your money, king!
02:10:25.000 Go earn your money.
02:10:27.000 Yeah, like, I don't know.
02:10:30.000 When they divorced earlier this year, in June, it says the settlement was $38 billion.
02:10:37.000 However...
02:10:38.000 By December 2020, net worth estimated up to $62 billion.
02:10:42.000 Because of stock options?
02:10:43.000 I mean, it's all in stock.
02:10:44.000 Because he doesn't have any actual money.
02:10:46.000 They get all Amazon stock, yeah.
02:10:48.000 And it's gone up so much.
02:10:49.000 Unbelievable.
02:10:49.000 So she gave away three.
02:10:50.000 She's like, what is this fucking pittance? 0.99
02:10:53.000 Nothing. 1.00
02:10:53.000 Be gone. 1.00
02:10:54.000 I give away three and I feel good about myself.
02:10:56.000 I show up at cocktail parties and let everybody know.
02:10:59.000 She's giving away $6 billion this year, according to this.
02:11:00.000 $6 billion. 0.99
02:11:01.000 That ain't shit for her. 0.98
02:11:02.000 She's got another $54 in the bank. 0.99
02:11:04.000 Wow.
02:11:05.000 But still, low-key.
02:11:06.000 That's kind of dope.
02:11:08.000 That's kind of dope.
02:11:08.000 Giveaway four billion?
02:11:09.000 She needs to get herself a man. 1.00
02:11:11.000 You don't think she's getting... 1.00
02:11:12.000 Fucking crazy, super-athlete man. 1.00
02:11:15.000 That's just... 1.00
02:11:16.000 Oh, yeah.
02:11:17.000 You don't think that happened immediately?
02:11:19.000 No, it's hard to get a man for money.
02:11:22.000 Women, you can get for money. 1.00
02:11:24.000 Yeah.
02:11:24.000 It's hard to get a man for money.
02:11:26.000 Yeah.
02:11:27.000 You know, women are accustomed. 1.00
02:11:28.000 It's like, there's a certain kind of woman that will gravitate towards a wealthy, disgusting man. 0.99
02:11:33.000 Right. 0.77
02:11:33.000 It's very rare the other way. 0.77
02:11:36.000 She redefines fuck you money. 1.00
02:11:38.000 L-O-L. But it's funny that she didn't earn it. 1.00
02:11:41.000 You know, all the richest women in the world, that's how they got all their money. 1.00
02:11:44.000 Yeah, divorce.
02:11:45.000 Except for that Elizabeth Holmes lady for a brief shining moment.
02:11:48.000 She was our girl!
02:11:49.000 What's that?
02:11:49.000 She was the woman that ran Theranos, which was a fraudulent blood testing company that put...
02:11:58.000 Thousands of people at risk because they didn't really test their blood.
02:12:03.000 This company called Theranos, she dressed like Steve Jobs, used a fake voice. 0.95
02:12:08.000 You don't know about her?
02:12:09.000 No.
02:12:10.000 Bro, she's amazing. 0.77
02:12:11.000 She is literally... 1.00
02:12:14.000 Greatest con man ever?
02:12:15.000 The poster girl for what is wrong with rooting for a gender. 1.00
02:12:20.000 Because they wanted so badly to have their own genius.
02:12:26.000 So this genius copied Steve Jobs, dressed like him, and talked like this.
02:12:31.000 She talked in a deep voice.
02:12:32.000 But it was a fake voice.
02:12:33.000 She's kind of a piece though, a little bit.
02:12:35.000 For like a tech genius?
02:12:37.000 Yeah.
02:12:38.000 But she's not a tech genius.
02:12:39.000 She left college when she was 19. Started this company.
02:12:43.000 It's all fake, dude. 1.00
02:12:45.000 She was full of shit. 1.00
02:12:46.000 It was all fake. 1.00
02:12:48.000 But nobody questioned it because they were scared of being sexist.
02:12:50.000 People in the company were questioning it and then it eventually all fell apart and now she's in trial. 0.99
02:12:55.000 Now she's fucked and she's going to trial and she's trying to use mental health as a defense in the trial. 1.00
02:13:02.000 Come on, come on, come on. 1.00
02:13:03.000 That's like that clock boy shit. 1.00
02:13:05.000 At one point in time, she was worth $9 billion. 1.00
02:13:07.000 Cash out, babe.
02:13:08.000 For a brief moment.
02:13:09.000 Just get out.
02:13:10.000 For a brief moment.
02:13:11.000 She should have put all the chips on the table and just flew to Bali and just bought herself a palace on top of a jungle somewhere and just partied where they can't send you home. 1.00
02:13:22.000 Where there's no extradition. 1.00
02:13:24.000 But she's fucked now, man. 0.99
02:13:26.000 12 felony fraud charges. 1.00
02:13:28.000 Yikes.
02:13:29.000 There is a great podcast.
02:13:31.000 I think it's called The Dropout.
02:13:34.000 I don't remember who put it together.
02:13:36.000 Is it a Wondry podcast?
02:13:38.000 It might be Wondry. 0.97
02:13:39.000 I fucking love them. 0.97
02:13:41.000 Those... 0.99
02:13:43.000 Is it them?
02:13:44.000 ABC. It's the dropout.
02:13:46.000 It's fucking incredible, dude. 0.99
02:13:48.000 And it just goes into detail about how nuts it is. 0.99
02:13:51.000 She was banging her business partner. 0.99
02:13:52.000 They would show up and work together and pretend they lived in different places.
02:13:55.000 They were living together.
02:13:56.000 And his name was Sonny, this Indian cat. 0.99
02:13:59.000 He drove around in a fucking Lamborghini. 0.99
02:14:01.000 So he would show up and they were just bullshitting. 0.99
02:14:05.000 They had, like, fake blood testing machines, and people would try them and go, oh, the machine's not working, we're just gonna do you the regular way.
02:14:12.000 And they wound up doing so many people the regular way because the machines didn't work, and Walgreens bought into them, or Walmart?
02:14:18.000 Walgreens.
02:14:19.000 Walgreens.
02:14:19.000 Walgreens bought into them and ordered, like, thousands of machines.
02:14:24.000 They hustled a lot of people, but one of the reasons why they hustled all these people is because people wanted to believe this narrative that there was this woman genius who set up this company. 0.99
02:14:34.000 She's out there kicking ass. 1.00
02:14:36.000 I got skeptical for a very interesting reason. 1.00
02:14:39.000 This is how I got it.
02:14:40.000 This is long before she got called out for it.
02:14:42.000 She did this speech at this women's empowerment thing, and she was talking. 1.00
02:14:47.000 I was like, that girl sounds like an idiot. 1.00
02:14:50.000 I was like, this does not sound like something that a genius says. 1.00
02:14:53.000 Like, whatever you think about, you know, name your tech genius, whichever one. 0.96
02:14:59.000 When they speak about things, they have an understanding of what they're talking about that shows that there's like some fucking high horsepower intelligence behind them. 0.98
02:15:11.000 She had none of that. 0.98
02:15:13.000 She was talking.
02:15:14.000 It's like, I think it's so amazing.
02:15:15.000 And I just want to tell girls that you should go for it. 0.97
02:15:20.000 And you can make it. 1.00
02:15:22.000 I'm like, oh my god, that bitch is an idiot. 1.00
02:15:23.000 I was like, watch this. 1.00
02:15:24.000 I was like, what is happening here?
02:15:26.000 And then I saw a fraud chart.
02:15:28.000 And I just started diving down the rabbit hole.
02:15:30.000 I got really interested in it. 1.00
02:15:31.000 Just because sometimes you just smell bullshit. 0.99
02:15:34.000 And I saw this speech. 0.99
02:15:36.000 And the speech, they weren't calling bullshit on the speech at all. 0.56
02:15:39.000 People were saying, look.
02:15:40.000 Look, Elizabeth Holmes is amazing.
02:15:41.000 She made $9 billion and she gave this speech.
02:15:44.000 So I was like, oh, let's see the speech.
02:15:45.000 I like inspirational speeches.
02:15:47.000 I like people that are winners.
02:15:49.000 I saw that speech and I was like, not her.
02:15:51.000 Uh-uh.
02:15:51.000 Uh-uh.
02:15:52.000 Not buying it.
02:15:53.000 See, you can find that.
02:15:54.000 I mean, I have one that says inspirational speech, but there's another one.
02:15:57.000 It's her TED Talk.
02:15:59.000 No, it wasn't a TED Talk.
02:16:00.000 She was speaking for some women's conference.
02:16:03.000 And it's like, girls are amazing. 0.93
02:16:05.000 It's like, what you're doing, girls, is so kick-ass. 1.00
02:16:08.000 I was like, this girl's an idiot. 1.00
02:16:09.000 She's not a genius. 1.00
02:16:11.000 She's not a tech genius.
02:16:13.000 You talk male, female, whatever.
02:16:15.000 You talk to those tech geniuses, they have a way of communicating.
02:16:19.000 There's some fireworks going off in that brain.
02:16:22.000 Let me see if this is it.
02:16:24.000 Signs and symptoms.
02:16:25.000 Give me some...
02:16:28.000 But diseases often begin so much earlier.
02:16:32.000 That's her voice?
02:16:33.000 No, it's a fake voice she uses.
02:16:35.000 ...first appear.
02:16:36.000 And any person who's gotten into the process...
02:16:38.000 She's using a fake voice.
02:16:41.000 ...of losing someone they love.
02:16:41.000 So she's speaking deeper?
02:16:43.000 She's doing this on purpose. 0.81
02:16:44.000 ...because they find out too late in the disease progression process that they're really sick knows that nothing matters more...
02:17:00.000 The voice comes and goes sometimes too. 1.00
02:17:07.000 I think one of the things that sold her out was like people she went to school with was like, that bitch does not talk like that. 1.00
02:17:12.000 Like what happened? 1.00
02:17:13.000 Did you just smoke a million cigars every day?
02:17:18.000 That's not the speech.
02:17:20.000 There was a speech at some woman's thing.
02:17:22.000 It's not her TED talk either.
02:17:26.000 She's accepting some award at some woman's thing.
02:17:29.000 She's like, I just want to say, girls are out there. 1.00
02:17:33.000 Do you remember when Ghislaine Maxwell was speaking at her TEDx or whatever?
02:17:37.000 No!
02:17:37.000 Oh, it's crazy.
02:17:38.000 She did?
02:17:39.000 Dude, it's amazing.
02:17:40.000 She's talking about being a submarine captain or something like that.
02:17:43.000 She's like, we're gonna make the oceans a country. 1.00
02:17:47.000 It's so obvious that she's full of absolute dog shit as she's talking. 1.00
02:17:51.000 It's amazing to watch someone bullshit other human beings, just lie to their faces. 1.00
02:17:56.000 Did you find the Elizabeth Holmes one? 0.99
02:18:00.000 Okay.
02:18:00.000 I can't believe I never heard about this story.
02:18:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:18:03.000 It's an amazing story.
02:18:04.000 It's going on right now.
02:18:05.000 The trial is about to start.
02:18:07.000 So she goes to jail, right?
02:18:08.000 Like, this is no-brainer.
02:18:09.000 You go to jail for something like this.
02:18:10.000 Oh, she's going to jail for a long time. 1.00
02:18:12.000 Wow. 1.00
02:18:13.000 She fucked over a lot of very... 1.00
02:18:14.000 Like, Betsy DeVos, I believe she gave $100 million. 0.99
02:18:18.000 No.
02:18:18.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:18:19.000 A lot of, like...
02:18:20.000 I am so incredibly humbled and so honored to be here.
02:18:27.000 It's an incredible group of women. 1.00
02:18:28.000 I want to just take a minute to say, especially to the young women in the room here, do everything you can to be the best in science and math and engineering. 0.96
02:18:43.000 It's our actions that will determine this new stereotype around women being the best in science and technology and engineering, and it's that That our little girls will see when they start to think about... 0.99
02:18:58.000 Hit the brakes.
02:18:59.000 I saw that. 1.00
02:19:00.000 I was like, that's an idiot. 1.00
02:19:01.000 Like, be the best? 1.00
02:19:02.000 You're just going to be the best because you're a girl?
02:19:04.000 You're going to be a girl and be... 0.87
02:19:05.000 How about do your best?
02:19:06.000 What are you talking about?
02:19:07.000 Be the best?
02:19:08.000 Be the best?
02:19:09.000 You mean against other men that have been dominating the field and winning Nobel Prizes for centuries?
02:19:14.000 What are you saying?
02:19:16.000 Girls, it's just so important that you be the best in math. 1.00
02:19:19.000 I'm like, that's an idiot. 1.00
02:19:21.000 That's not a genius. 1.00
02:19:22.000 That's an idiot. 1.00
02:19:23.000 You know what's interesting? 1.00
02:19:24.000 We always put this pressure on women to be better at math and science. 1.00
02:19:28.000 Yeah.
02:19:29.000 But we don't like guys that are good at that.
02:19:32.000 Like, they're nerds.
02:19:33.000 Like, we make fun of the guys.
02:19:35.000 But the thing is, there's not a lot of women that excel in those areas. 1.00
02:19:39.000 Because they don't have to.
02:19:40.000 So we put pressure.
02:19:41.000 But no, that's not what it is.
02:19:43.000 What it is is that women generally, and this is a generalization, right? 0.92
02:19:47.000 There's women MMA fighters, right? 1.00
02:19:48.000 There's women scientists. 1.00
02:19:50.000 Women generally don't gravitate towards those fields. 1.00
02:19:53.000 That's all it is.
02:19:55.000 But why would you?
02:19:56.000 But they don't find it interesting.
02:19:57.000 Well, why would men? 0.88
02:19:58.000 Some men do.
02:19:59.000 Well, they don't have a choice.
02:20:00.000 They're alone.
02:20:02.000 Right?
02:20:03.000 Like, find me the guy with all the friends that's like, you know what?
02:20:07.000 I'm going to be an applied physicist.
02:20:09.000 Find me the guy that is going to play pickup basketball every single day after school that's like, you know what?
02:20:13.000 I'm going to dedicate my life to astrology.
02:20:15.000 That's a good point.
02:20:16.000 You spoke to Elon.
02:20:17.000 You were here with him.
02:20:18.000 Yeah.
02:20:19.000 Tough guy to talk to.
02:20:21.000 I have an easy time talking to him.
02:20:23.000 Bro.
02:20:23.000 I like talking to him.
02:20:25.000 Brilliant!
02:20:25.000 He's right there.
02:20:26.000 No, I'm telling you, if you've met him, you could talk to him.
02:20:28.000 Really?
02:20:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:20:30.000 Okay, he's got like a rhythm thing.
02:20:31.000 No, he's remarkably...
02:20:32.000 Like, could you watch the fight with him?
02:20:34.000 Oh, yeah.
02:20:34.000 Really?
02:20:35.000 He's remarkably accessible.
02:20:37.000 Okay.
02:20:37.000 He's very, very normal when you're around him.
02:20:40.000 Interesting.
02:20:40.000 Obviously ridiculously smart, but very normal to be around him.
02:20:43.000 No question whether they're smart.
02:20:45.000 I'm just saying, like, sometimes these folks are often kind of like loners, so they have to go into that thing, and they find out...
02:20:50.000 It's not even just that.
02:20:51.000 It's not even that.
02:20:52.000 This, for whatever reason...
02:20:55.000 There's certain people that are males that have a propensity towards those things, whether it's science or engineering or those technology disciplines.
02:21:06.000 Right.
02:21:06.000 And less women are interested in them.
02:21:08.000 And so women look at it and go, oh, there must be some sort of systemic oppression that keeps women from rising to the top. 1.00
02:21:15.000 Yeah, I don't believe in that part.
02:21:16.000 But it's not.
02:21:17.000 I don't know if there is any oppression, but that's not what the problem is.
02:21:20.000 The problem is less women are interested in those fields. 1.00
02:21:23.000 Yeah.
02:21:23.000 Same thing with comedy, right?
02:21:25.000 It's just like, if 1% of the total amount of people are going to be successful at it, right?
02:21:30.000 Yeah.
02:21:30.000 And 90% of the comics are male, and 10%- It's not that women are getting suppressed.
02:21:35.000 Exactly.
02:21:35.000 It's more just like, there's so many more dudes that do this, so 9 out of the 10 are going to happen to be guys just because that's how the numbers are going to work out.
02:21:43.000 What Hitchens talked about, that women generally don't use humor as a social tool. 1.00
02:21:50.000 It's not a thing that they use to try to get men to like them, like men use to try to get women to like them.
02:21:55.000 You know what's interesting though?
02:21:56.000 Social media has kind of changed that.
02:21:58.000 In that, like, there's currency to being funny now.
02:22:02.000 Yes.
02:22:02.000 As a girl, specifically.
02:22:04.000 Like, my girl will share all these, like, it'll be, like, Instagram videos or, like, TikToks or these kind of things with me.
02:22:09.000 And they are female-centric humor, tapping to things that women really find funny. 0.75
02:22:13.000 They can be little things that are just silly.
02:22:14.000 Like, a girl impersonating her boyfriend in the house or her husband in the house. 0.82
02:22:18.000 And it's just, like, a really quick video of, like, him opening up every cupboard and drawer and just leaving it open.
02:22:23.000 And, like, that's how I walk around.
02:22:25.000 Me, too.
02:22:26.000 Exactly.
02:22:27.000 And I laughed.
02:22:27.000 I was like, oh, that's kind of funny.
02:22:29.000 My girl dies laughing because she sees it.
02:22:30.000 And I'm like, oh, this is a new thing.
02:22:32.000 Now that there is a currency and value attached to being funny as a girl, you can get followers and you can get all these sponsorships and everything like that.
02:22:40.000 I think a lot of girls that are really good at it are starting to get, not only starting to get, but lean into it in a way that maybe they hadn't in the past because they're like, well, what am I going to get out of just being the funny girl?
02:22:51.000 Yeah.
02:22:52.000 Well, also, think about it this way. 1.00
02:22:55.000 They're also doing this for other girls, so they have their audience, just like they would talk to their friends, but instead of having to go on stage in front of a group of fucking idiot dudes that are not going to get it and going to be aggressive. 0.99
02:23:08.000 Yeah, they have like a, for lack of a better word, a safe space. 0.99
02:23:11.000 Yes!
02:23:12.000 Like a supportive environment for the comedy they want to do.
02:23:14.000 It's almost like when like the nerd comics started doing the shows inside the comic book stores.
02:23:18.000 Yes.
02:23:18.000 It's like they finally had a place where like all their references that all of them and their friends found hilarious were definitely going to work.
02:23:24.000 They created their own scene. 0.99
02:23:25.000 It's just interesting how that shit works out. 1.00
02:23:27.000 It is. 0.99
02:23:28.000 You see these girls and like they're going to get huge followings and they're literally trying to be funny. 0.99
02:23:32.000 They're not trying to be slutty. 1.00
02:23:33.000 They're not like doing injections all over their fucking face and all the filters. 1.00
02:23:37.000 They're going for laughs. 1.00
02:23:38.000 Right.
02:23:38.000 And girls are gravitating to it.
02:23:40.000 And it might be completely outside of our sphere of comedy.
02:23:44.000 Like, you and I, it might not hit us, but they're going to be famous and successful.
02:23:47.000 And I wonder if another generation of chicks are coming up seeing that, going, oh, I might not be the hottest chick, but I can get a lot of value and have a career if I lean into this funny side that I always kind of suppress because I thought dudes weren't into it.
02:24:01.000 I'd be really curious to see what happens in the next 10, 15 years.
02:24:05.000 I think there's definitely going to be some that rise up.
02:24:07.000 You know, there's going to be...
02:24:08.000 Probably more women that are interested in doing that than interested in doing stand-up because you don't have to go in front of a crowd. 1.00
02:24:14.000 Stand-up's painful, bro.
02:24:15.000 It's not for everybody, dog.
02:24:16.000 It's brutal.
02:24:17.000 It's not fighting. 0.99
02:24:18.000 I hate when people make that fucking metaphor where they're just like, calm. 0.99
02:24:20.000 It's just like boxing. 1.00
02:24:21.000 It's just like...
02:24:22.000 I've done both.
02:24:23.000 Nothing is like that.
02:24:25.000 Like, it is totally different.
02:24:27.000 But...
02:24:28.000 In that you are subjecting yourself to this crippling pain, potentially.
02:24:34.000 It takes an odd individual to do that.
02:24:37.000 And it's really not for everybody.
02:24:40.000 And men in comedy don't root for other men in comedy.
02:24:44.000 Like, guys in comedy need to stick together. 0.98
02:24:46.000 Guys in comedy need to defend ourselves against all these asshole women that talk all this horrible misandry about male life and men behaviors. 1.00
02:24:56.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:24:57.000 Women, women, stand up for other women in that regard.
02:24:59.000 That's what's so whack about that video.
02:25:01.000 And she's like, you know, girls, you need to concentrate on being the best.
02:25:05.000 Girls should be the best at math, the best at science. 1.00
02:25:08.000 That is such stupid. 1.00
02:25:09.000 The way she's saying it is such a stupid, simplistic, fake interpretation. 1.00
02:25:15.000 She doesn't have any connection to those words. 1.00
02:25:17.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:25:18.000 She's just saying these dumb things that she thinks you're supposed to say. 0.98
02:25:22.000 To get an applause, yeah. 0.98
02:25:23.000 Girls, just try to be the best. 0.99
02:25:24.000 You're gonna be the best at science, the best at math.
02:25:26.000 Oh, the best.
02:25:27.000 The best.
02:25:29.000 You know what you're asking? 1.00
02:25:30.000 You're asking these girls to surpass these fucking super eggheads that are barely human. 1.00
02:25:37.000 Virgins! 1.00
02:25:37.000 They've got no pussy ever! 1.00
02:25:38.000 Ever. 1.00
02:25:39.000 There's no way.
02:25:40.000 That's an interesting...
02:25:41.000 They're barely human. 1.00
02:25:42.000 The top of the food chain scientists, probably a lot of them are spectrum-y and fucking full-on geniuses at a scope that morons like you and I could never really... 1.00
02:25:55.000 We don't even understand what kind of person that is. 0.99
02:25:57.000 It's like the next level of person.
02:25:59.000 Is it the next level, though, dude?
02:26:00.000 Or is it like... 0.97
02:26:01.000 Well, if you want new shit, if you want technology, if you want innovation... 0.98
02:26:06.000 Yes, I want innovation, I want technology, but I don't want communication and socialization to be that. 0.95
02:26:11.000 So it's a tricky thing.
02:26:13.000 It's like, I want the good things that you guys are providing, but I don't want dinner in that way.
02:26:18.000 Does that make sense? 0.99
02:26:19.000 I still like busting balls. 0.99
02:26:21.000 I still like this hang. 0.96
02:26:22.000 I like just talking about ideas.
02:26:23.000 You're not them.
02:26:25.000 Look, they can't do what you do, and you can't do what they do.
02:26:28.000 We need all kinds of people.
02:26:29.000 That's right, as long as we're not all gravitating that way. 0.99
02:26:32.000 Yeah, we need the whole fucking spectrum of humans. 0.99
02:26:35.000 Let's keep them. 1.00
02:26:35.000 They do their thing. 1.00
02:26:36.000 We need it all.
02:26:37.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
02:26:38.000 You come up with the smart shit. 1.00
02:26:39.000 We make it funny, right? 1.00
02:26:42.000 And communicate it to the world.
02:26:44.000 Well, people who are generally intelligent, they enjoy humor that they don't come up with, too. 0.99
02:26:50.000 They probably enjoy your kind of shit because they don't think that way. 0.99
02:26:54.000 Yes. 1.00
02:26:55.000 The fucking punchlines. 1.00
02:26:58.000 One of the things that you figured out how to do, which is brilliant in this pandemic time, is the way you do your videos. 1.00
02:27:05.000 The punchlines come so fast.
02:27:07.000 There's so many of them.
02:27:08.000 And this is why it's important.
02:27:09.000 It's the opposite of these Zoom stand-ups. 0.99
02:27:12.000 Because the Zoom stand-up, it's like you're playing it out like you're in a theater with 2,000 people.
02:27:17.000 So you've got these pauses.
02:27:20.000 That don't make any sense because there's no one in the room.
02:27:22.000 You get it.
02:27:23.000 I'm shocked that people didn't get this, but I would watch the guys doing the monologues, like the late night guys, and see them wait for laughs on jokes where nobody's there.
02:27:32.000 Right, because they're doing them from their house.
02:27:34.000 Exactly.
02:27:35.000 But I'm like, Oh, do you not realize that this is a conversation and you're being really awkward in this conversation?
02:27:41.000 Super awkward.
02:27:42.000 You're waiting for a reaction that someone at home is not giving you.
02:27:44.000 So I was like, in order for us to do jokes, you've seen my stand-up.
02:27:49.000 I don't go close to as fast.
02:27:50.000 I'm milk silence.
02:27:52.000 I love that tension.
02:27:53.000 But on this, I was like, I can't wait for punchlines.
02:27:56.000 So when we're putting these things together, we're writing these jokes and And then we would, I literally would make sure at the end of every punchline, there's the beginning of something else.
02:28:07.000 Even if, like, sometimes I'll say, I'll just give away, every time I come in here, I give away all my tricks.
02:28:12.000 But I'll say now, at the end of a line. 0.99
02:28:16.000 The punchline could be inflatable, fucked all. 0.99
02:28:18.000 Now! 0.99
02:28:19.000 Now is gonna cover the gap.
02:28:21.000 Yes.
02:28:22.000 Because now lets you know at home, I'm not waiting for you to laugh.
02:28:25.000 If you want to laugh, that's cool.
02:28:26.000 If not, that's great.
02:28:27.000 Everything's fine.
02:28:28.000 Yeah.
02:28:28.000 But just finding a way...
02:28:29.000 I gotta give credit to my team, man.
02:28:31.000 You met the guys that came in here.
02:28:32.000 Mark Gagnon, he co-created it with me, and he wrote it with me.
02:28:35.000 Robbie Slovik wrote it with me.
02:28:37.000 And Effa Ilguy, another guy.
02:28:39.000 We wrote it together.
02:28:40.000 And then Alex Media is my video guy.
02:28:42.000 He produced it.
02:28:43.000 He directed the whole thing.
02:28:44.000 Shout out to all those dudes.
02:28:45.000 And they're all COVID-free.
02:28:47.000 Yeah, we all got it.
02:28:48.000 What is this?
02:28:50.000 Oh, this is a trailer.
02:28:52.000 So the show comes out tomorrow, which is the day that this comes out.
02:28:56.000 Yeah, so now it's out as this thing is out.
02:28:59.000 Yeah, as this thing is out.
02:29:00.000 And it's all streaming on Netflix.
02:29:02.000 How many episodes did you do?
02:29:03.000 Four episodes, each one is 15 minutes, and it's Coronavirus, Conspiracy Theories, Black Lives Matter, and then like a nation divided, like political division.
02:29:12.000 How much time does it take from getting the concept of what the theme is going to be to finishing a video?
02:29:19.000 This thing took...
02:29:21.000 I've never worked longer or harder on anything in my entire life.
02:29:24.000 It literally almost broke me.
02:29:28.000 Three months of...
02:29:30.000 I didn't see anybody.
02:29:32.000 The last month was 100 hours a week minimum.
02:29:35.000 Whoa! 0.71
02:29:36.000 The last two weeks was two hours of sleep.
02:29:39.000 Jesus Christ for four videos that are 15 minutes long each it's cuz I mean, you know the joke density dude.
02:29:45.000 Yeah, it's so and they're like Terry Schiavo jokes like you You have like so obscure and interesting and that's half the fun of it is you laughing at these references That's the things like I'm it's for yeah, there's just a lot of like some people are gonna get the joke I don't think everybody could possibly get every joke the pictures all have jokes like did you notice you in the pictures?
02:30:07.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:30:07.000 The text messages.
02:30:10.000 They're on little things.
02:30:12.000 Did you watch to the end of the credits?
02:30:14.000 Yes, yes.
02:30:15.000 Did you see that?
02:30:16.000 Yeah, that was great, too. 1.00
02:30:17.000 So there's all this little shit. 0.99
02:30:18.000 Yeah, you did a lot of cool shit to it. 0.99
02:30:19.000 We try to have some fun, but all the little pictures are so little nuanced. 0.99
02:30:24.000 There are jokes that nobody will catch that we just put in in the pictures.
02:30:28.000 Bobby Lee is in a picture.
02:30:29.000 Yes.
02:30:30.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:30:30.000 When he comes to the horse.
02:30:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:30:33.000 So it's like... 0.99
02:30:34.000 We do a whole picture pass, but these guys dedicate their fucking life to it, man. 0.99
02:30:38.000 It's so good. 0.98
02:30:39.000 It's such a funny show.
02:30:41.000 And it's so popular. 0.99
02:30:42.000 My friends that aren't in comedy, when I started posting them on my Instagram feed, they're like, who is this fucking guy? 0.99
02:30:48.000 God damn, these are so good. 0.99
02:30:50.000 Thank you for doing that, man. 0.99
02:30:52.000 Oh, dude, my pleasure.
02:30:53.000 You're great at that.
02:30:54.000 You like to spread the love, man.
02:30:56.000 I am so into spreading the love, and I'm so into promoting people that hustle.
02:31:01.000 I love it.
02:31:02.000 It makes me excited. 0.99
02:31:04.000 I see what you're doing, and I'm just like, everybody that's complaining, shut the fuck up. 0.99
02:31:09.000 Go for it, right? 0.99
02:31:10.000 Look what he did.
02:31:10.000 Look what he did.
02:31:12.000 He just fucking put his nose to the grindstone and went to work. 0.99
02:31:16.000 And there's so many people out there woeing the lack of this and that, and they just can't get off the couch. 0.99
02:31:22.000 They can't get moving.
02:31:24.000 And I'm like, look, that's on you.
02:31:26.000 That's on you.
02:31:27.000 If you want to make it, you want to make it.
02:31:29.000 Look, you went the complete unconventional path. 0.99
02:31:32.000 You put your fucking special on YouTube. 1.00
02:31:34.000 When they all said no, it blew the fuck up. 1.00
02:31:37.000 And then you put a crowd work special on YouTube. 0.97
02:31:40.000 That blew the fuck up. 0.82
02:31:41.000 And then COVID hits, stops you in your tracks. 0.98
02:31:44.000 Uh-uh.
02:31:45.000 You went...
02:31:45.000 Left turn.
02:31:46.000 Around the barrier with a whole nother level. 1.00
02:31:50.000 A whole nother level of shit. 0.97
02:31:52.000 And again, you are the very best at capitalizing on this weird time and creating comedy that's specifically perfectly designed for like Instagram and YouTube and these 15 minute chunks. 0.99
02:32:04.000 Thank you, man. 0.96
02:32:04.000 It's fucking great, man. 0.96
02:32:05.000 Yeah, I just wanted to, I don't know. 1.00
02:32:07.000 You killed it!
02:32:08.000 Thank you, man. 0.79
02:32:09.000 I'm glad you liked it.
02:32:10.000 I love it.
02:32:11.000 Yeah, we worked hard on it, man.
02:32:12.000 And all the credit to the guys as well.
02:32:14.000 Like, they gave up everything. 0.96
02:32:15.000 Like, we all have, like, wives and shit, you know, like, fiancées. 0.99
02:32:18.000 And it's like, none of them saw their wives and stuff for, like, fucking months, you know? 0.99
02:32:21.000 And it's just like, and I just, I'm just stoked. 0.91
02:32:24.000 I'm glad you liked it.
02:32:25.000 And, like...
02:32:26.000 Yeah, I don't know. 0.99
02:32:27.000 I just like trying different shit, man. 0.98
02:32:28.000 How long can you do that for? 0.99
02:32:29.000 It seems like...
02:32:30.000 I couldn't keep that pace up.
02:32:32.000 Like, a lot of things...
02:32:32.000 We were only four guys, right?
02:32:34.000 Right.
02:32:35.000 One of the guys, my boy Efe, is just a buddy of mine.
02:32:39.000 So do you know all these guys before you got involved in this?
02:32:41.000 Mark, right?
02:32:43.000 Who's gonna be a superstar. 0.99
02:32:44.000 He's fucking brilliant. 0.97
02:32:45.000 He works so hard at this, and he's amazing. 0.99
02:32:48.000 He...
02:32:49.000 A year ago was started as my intern and he was helping us and he was opening up for me on the road.
02:32:56.000 He literally graduated college, didn't even go to his graduation so he could meet us in like Cleveland or something and do a gig.
02:33:02.000 But I saw he was like sharp and competent.
02:33:04.000 That's the number one thing I look for is competence.
02:33:06.000 Right. 0.99
02:33:06.000 Alex, who's fucking a genius, but the guy is so competent. 0.99
02:33:12.000 He's the guy who does all my production stuff, like he shoots all the videos, he shot the specials and everything like that. 0.99
02:33:17.000 When we started working together, he had no fucking clue how to edit.
02:33:21.000 The guy learned Premiere eight days before he edited the Netflix special. 0.97
02:33:28.000 I'm telling you, bro, and literally I would tell him as we're writing and going up, I'd be like, bro, do you want me to get you like a class or something like that?
02:33:35.000 And he'd be like, nah, it's like the same thing, you know what I mean?
02:33:37.000 And I noticed he was pulling a lot of late nights, and every time I'd go in the room, like, one of the screens would have the special.
02:33:43.000 The other screen would have a YouTube screen up.
02:33:45.000 And it would just be like, how to insert text.
02:33:48.000 He's just learning on YouTube how to put together the special.
02:33:51.000 That's amazing.
02:33:52.000 But it's competence, bro.
02:33:53.000 These guys, they're so competent.
02:33:55.000 And I was like, okay, you guys can learn anything.
02:33:58.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:33:58.000 Some people look for intelligence in really specific ways.
02:34:02.000 And in my life, it's always like, if I have somebody who can conquer and solve problems, we can give them any problems.
02:34:09.000 Right.
02:34:10.000 And...
02:34:11.000 I think?
02:34:28.000 I go, I'm thinking, I'm like, wow, this guy's really good.
02:34:30.000 I'm going to do something with this guy.
02:34:31.000 I'm going to bring him on one of these days.
02:34:33.000 And I was trying to do another thing with him and his wife.
02:34:35.000 And then this came up and I was like, let's see if Robbie can help out.
02:34:37.000 And then F.A.'s never done comedy in his fucking life. 0.99
02:34:40.000 The guy works in like, I don't want to blow up his job, but he's from London. 0.99
02:34:42.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:34:43.000 He's never done.
02:34:44.000 And he's just like a really smart guy and like thorough and intelligent lawyer.
02:34:48.000 He's a lawyer.
02:34:48.000 So I'm like, we need a lawyer.
02:34:50.000 We need someone who makes sure the arguments are super solid and unimpeachable. 0.98
02:34:54.000 And We just came together in the next fucking... 0.98
02:34:57.000 We did three months of non-stop fucking work. 0.99
02:35:01.000 And it was... 0.99
02:35:02.000 It was a lot, bro.
02:35:04.000 It was a lot.
02:35:05.000 It was painful.
02:35:06.000 By the end, it got painful.
02:35:07.000 Like, it was...
02:35:08.000 There was a lot of late nights, a lot of sleep in the studio.
02:35:10.000 Miles McCreary, here's another thing.
02:35:12.000 Like, we just...
02:35:12.000 This kid Miles was filling up pools in Florida.
02:35:15.000 Yeah.
02:35:16.000 And he was doing our images originally.
02:35:17.000 So I brought him on.
02:35:18.000 I was like, why don't you look over the image team?
02:35:19.000 Right?
02:35:20.000 Because we were with this production company called Jaxx.
02:35:22.000 A lot of really great people over at Jaxx as well.
02:35:24.000 And this guy...
02:35:26.000 The images didn't come in how I wanted them at first.
02:35:29.000 And like, I kind of had a little blow up.
02:35:31.000 And I said, Miles, you're in charge of images.
02:35:34.000 This guy's never worked in entertainment his entire life.
02:35:36.000 He just knows Photoshop.
02:35:37.000 And he starts running a team of editors.
02:35:40.000 And it was just this perfect experiment on like just investing in people who you think are fucking competent and have the same like vision as you and the same level of like...
02:35:50.000 Expectation of content.
02:35:51.000 Nothing makes me more comfortable than having a team of people that have as high expectations for their content as me.
02:35:57.000 Do you know what I'm saying? 0.98
02:35:58.000 If you have motherfuckers that they don't care to put out anything, I get anxiety around that. 1.00
02:36:02.000 Yes. 0.99
02:36:02.000 But these guys won't let me put out something that's not good. 0.99
02:36:05.000 That's perfect.
02:36:06.000 So it's just like...
02:36:06.000 That's a great relationship.
02:36:08.000 Bro, it has been fucking great, and I hope none of them listen to this and ask for more money. 0.96
02:36:13.000 But... 0.99
02:36:13.000 No, but like they fucking murdered it, man, and they fucking, they stepped up, man. 0.99
02:36:17.000 Well, that's beautiful that you give these guys this opportunity, too, and you find these competent guys that are willing to hustle. 0.99
02:36:23.000 I don't care about your credits, bro.
02:36:24.000 I really do not care. 0.99
02:36:25.000 Like, I do not care about the followers, none of that shit. 0.99
02:36:28.000 Are you competent? 0.99
02:36:29.000 Do you have the same drive, and are you willing to spend the late nights with me?
02:36:33.000 Because I'm going to spend late nights, and I have very high expectations of people I work with.
02:36:36.000 And you can hang.
02:36:37.000 You gotta be able to hang.
02:36:38.000 Yes, that's everything. 0.94
02:36:39.000 You gotta be able to buzz balls. 0.74
02:36:40.000 Yes.
02:36:40.000 And you gotta be able to take it too.
02:36:42.000 It's not easy.
02:36:43.000 You know the guy Dove?
02:36:44.000 Did you see the guy?
02:36:45.000 That's my first friend in college.
02:36:47.000 Really?
02:36:48.000 He's my first friend.
02:36:48.000 He was in entertainment for a while and he was producing stuff.
02:36:53.000 He was doing it in Italy and he was doing stuff here. 0.99
02:36:56.000 He was an agent for a little bit and I was like, bro, just stop kissing everybody's ass to get a project done. 0.99
02:37:01.000 Just come over here. 1.00
02:37:02.000 Let's fucking do this. 0.99
02:37:04.000 And he ends up executive producing it. 1.00
02:37:06.000 Wow.
02:37:07.000 It's like a family affair, dude.
02:37:08.000 That's amazing. 0.95
02:37:09.000 And the coolest thing about it, and now I'll fucking stop talking about it. 0.64
02:37:12.000 I even feel weird talking about it. 0.88
02:37:14.000 But like, we built up enough fucking equity outside of the industry to do the project we wanted to do with them. 0.82
02:37:24.000 Do you know what I'm saying? 0.92
02:37:24.000 You get to tell Netflix the things you want. 0.92
02:37:28.000 Chappelle gets to tell Netflix the things he wants.
02:37:31.000 Kevin gets to tell Netflix the things they want.
02:37:33.000 In terms of they could give you a note and you could be like, I would really prefer it this way.
02:37:36.000 I respect your opinion, but I prefer...
02:37:38.000 There's a few people in the world that get that.
02:37:41.000 And we built up enough confidence and trust in not only the market with the people, but also with them that they were just like, yeah, do what you want.
02:37:47.000 You go hard.
02:37:49.000 It's wild.
02:37:50.000 You go hard.
02:37:52.000 It is wild.
02:37:52.000 You go real hard.
02:37:54.000 I was watching.
02:37:55.000 I was like, I wonder if Netflix is going to tell them to pull back.
02:37:57.000 Nope.
02:37:58.000 Bro.
02:37:59.000 Nope.
02:37:59.000 There's no pulling back.
02:38:00.000 Dude, there was one thing that we had to remove.
02:38:03.000 What was it?
02:38:04.000 It was, and this is a legal thing.
02:38:06.000 Oh.
02:38:07.000 And it was a joke we had, and it was a non sequitur.
02:38:10.000 It was a joke about, it was a, you know, I said Trump with no experiences, Trump, who had no experiences with viruses outside of the ones he got from Stormy.
02:38:19.000 It's a throwaway joke.
02:38:21.000 Right.
02:38:22.000 They go, you can't have that line.
02:38:24.000 And I go, why?
02:38:25.000 He goes, well, you're alleging that Stormy Daniels has STDs. 1.00
02:38:28.000 Can you just change it to whores? 1.00
02:38:29.000 Well, here's the thing. 1.00
02:38:30.000 She's a whore. 1.00
02:38:32.000 So like, no, no, but for a living. 1.00
02:38:34.000 That's what she does. 1.00
02:38:35.000 She's an adult star.
02:38:37.000 A star.
02:38:38.000 Sorry.
02:38:39.000 Whatever.
02:38:39.000 She's a performer.
02:38:40.000 Adult performer.
02:38:41.000 I've seen her perform.
02:38:43.000 I went to the strip club.
02:38:44.000 I saw her.
02:38:44.000 Guys in MAGA hats, front row.
02:38:46.000 It was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
02:38:47.000 It was amazing.
02:38:47.000 It was in Texas, matter of fact.
02:38:49.000 That is hilarious.
02:38:50.000 She was wearing flapper heels from the 20s.
02:38:54.000 They're like the thick ones.
02:38:55.000 But it was really good.
02:38:57.000 Probably has bad ankles.
02:38:58.000 Older lady. 0.99
02:38:59.000 You know what I mean?
02:39:00.000 Rough.
02:39:00.000 Point is, they said we had to take that line out.
02:39:02.000 And I go, why?
02:39:03.000 And they go, no, no.
02:39:03.000 You have to understand.
02:39:04.000 It's not about insulting. 0.99
02:39:06.000 For a living, she fucks people for money. 1.00
02:39:09.000 If you say she has STDs, that could affect her ability to make a living. 1.00
02:39:15.000 Wow.
02:39:16.000 And I was like, oh, okay, yeah, I can cut that.
02:39:19.000 Like, to me, I was...
02:39:21.000 Did you change it?
02:39:21.000 I just removed the line.
02:39:22.000 I didn't care about Stormy.
02:39:24.000 Right.
02:39:24.000 It was just convenient to fit the little jokes about viruses.
02:39:27.000 It's literally like, we try to have a joke in every line.
02:39:31.000 Right.
02:39:31.000 So I'm just like, okay, what's a little fun?
02:39:33.000 Ah, Stormy.
02:39:33.000 We have other Stormy jokes in there.
02:39:35.000 Right.
02:39:35.000 But when they were like, this is an illegal thing to do because there's no proof that she's had it.
02:39:40.000 And I was like...
02:39:40.000 Wow.
02:39:41.000 So I was like, yeah, that's fine.
02:39:42.000 I don't care.
02:39:43.000 That was the only note? 0.99
02:39:44.000 And you see what's in that fucking thing? 0.99
02:39:46.000 Bro, there's some pictures where I'm like, how did they not see this? 0.99
02:39:49.000 No language notes?
02:39:50.000 No nothing?
02:39:51.000 What do you think is the wildest?
02:39:53.000 The Terry Schiavo thing is wild.
02:39:55.000 It's pretty wild.
02:39:56.000 I don't want to give any of it away.
02:39:58.000 I want people to watch it, but it's great.
02:40:00.000 It's very much in the line of the stuff you've already done on Instagram, which is what I worried about.
02:40:06.000 You worry that someone gets involved. 0.96
02:40:09.000 I don't worry about Netflix, because Netflix has never given me a fucking single note. 0.98
02:40:13.000 Not a single note. 0.99
02:40:15.000 All the wild shit I put out in my specials, they're like, okay. 0.99
02:40:18.000 Let's go. 0.99
02:40:19.000 They never had any problems with it.
02:40:21.000 Because you're you.
02:40:23.000 The young comic coming up might not have that.
02:40:25.000 Well, they censored Joey Diaz.
02:40:27.000 Joey Diaz did a Terry Crews joke about Me Too.
02:40:32.000 He had a funny Terry Crews joke about Terry Crews doing those underwear ads. 1.00
02:40:38.000 And of course, he's going to try to grab his dick. 1.00
02:40:40.000 Like, what the fuck do you think? 1.00
02:40:41.000 These guys are at home watching that shit, bouncing your titties on. 1.00
02:40:44.000 It's a funny bit. 1.00
02:40:46.000 And they're like, no, you can't make fun of Me Too.
02:40:48.000 But it's because, you know, he was on the, that, whatever they call it, the, what did they call it?
02:40:54.000 The degenerates?
02:40:55.000 Is that what they call it?
02:40:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:40:55.000 The little segment.
02:40:57.000 So it's a shorter set, and it wasn't a Joey Diaz comedy special where you're just going to see Joey Diaz.
02:41:03.000 It's just stand-up comedy.
02:41:04.000 Right.
02:41:04.000 They have more editorial control.
02:41:06.000 He was very upset though.
02:41:07.000 He didn't like it at all.
02:41:08.000 And the bit was a murderous bit.
02:41:11.000 He did the bit at the Comedy Store and I was like, oh my god.
02:41:14.000 It was the best take on Me Too ever. 1.00
02:41:16.000 Because nobody feels bad about a fucking super athlete like Terry Crews getting his dick grabbed by some guy that he could literally throw through a fucking wall. 0.99
02:41:25.000 So it's not like he's a victim physically. 1.00
02:41:28.000 So you can make fun of him in a way you can never make fun of a woman getting sexually assaulted. 0.83
02:41:32.000 Also, you've been around white guys. 0.88
02:41:34.000 Like, that's what we do. 1.00
02:41:36.000 We tap each other's dicks. 1.00
02:41:37.000 I think the guy who did it was on drugs and probably was just out of his mind and was being silly or something. 1.00
02:41:44.000 I don't know.
02:41:45.000 But, you know, Terry Crews made a big deal out of it and Joey Diaz mocked him.
02:41:48.000 Yeah.
02:41:49.000 And when Joey Diaz mocked him, Netflix was like, nope, not that one.
02:41:53.000 Really?
02:41:53.000 Maybe it wasn't Netflix.
02:41:55.000 Maybe it was the producer of the show.
02:41:57.000 Maybe it was a director of the show.
02:41:59.000 Maybe it was someone involved who didn't want to have their name on something.
02:42:03.000 Also, this was like, what, two years ago or something like that? 0.98
02:42:06.000 When the Me Too shit was at its height. 0.99
02:42:08.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:42:09.000 When people were super nervous.
02:42:11.000 Yeah.
02:42:11.000 But they didn't have any problem with my Harvey Weinstein bit.
02:42:14.000 Where I said...
02:42:16.000 What was it?
02:42:17.000 I'm trying to remember exactly how it went. 1.00
02:42:20.000 But the bit was basically that if someone like that, if Harvey Weinstein did that shit to my daughter, I would want to fuck him up. 0.99
02:42:31.000 I go, but if Harvina Weinstein offered my son a legitimate contract, I'd look at him and go, dude, you're going to be Batman. 1.00
02:42:46.000 It's great.
02:42:46.000 It was this whole bit about, uh, if I go, yeah.
02:42:53.000 I forget how it went.
02:42:55.000 I forget my bits after I abandoned them.
02:42:57.000 But it was basically saying that a guy who fucks a woman for money, like, nobody feels bad for you. 1.00
02:43:04.000 Oh, you had to eat her pussy for a Ferrari? 1.00
02:43:06.000 You gonna be okay? 1.00
02:43:09.000 Nobody feels bad for you, but a girl who hoes herself out for a movie with Weinstein. 1.00
02:43:13.000 And look, I'm sure a lot of those women were assaulted. 1.00
02:43:17.000 I'm sure a lot of those women are telling the truth. 1.00
02:43:20.000 Most of them.
02:43:21.000 But there was a few hoes in there that knew what they were doing. 1.00
02:43:23.000 I'm sure.
02:43:24.000 Had to.
02:43:25.000 But they knew the game.
02:43:26.000 And forget about Harvey Weinstein. 1.00
02:43:29.000 Yeah, that game has been in Hollywood forever, where these disgusting producers fuck these girls and they make them stars. 1.00
02:43:36.000 Yeah, creeps. 1.00
02:43:37.000 They're creeps.
02:43:37.000 And it's like, you know what?
02:43:40.000 Maybe everybody would feel better about it if they were just blatant.
02:43:44.000 Like, if they're creeps, but they're like, yo, I'm a creep, but I'm gonna get you an Oscar.
02:43:47.000 Nah.
02:43:48.000 I think he did do that.
02:43:49.000 I think Weinstein actually did do that.
02:43:51.000 According to Whitney, Whitney was telling me...
02:43:52.000 Whitney's got some wild information.
02:43:55.000 Was he shooting his shot?
02:43:56.000 Not at him.
02:43:57.000 Not at her.
02:43:57.000 But she was telling me...
02:43:58.000 Is she upset about that?
02:43:59.000 No.
02:43:59.000 Whitney's so funny that she could be like, well, what did you not see in me?
02:44:02.000 Yeah.
02:44:05.000 She was probably stopping. 0.84
02:44:06.000 But hold on.
02:44:07.000 Hold on.
02:44:07.000 Wait now.
02:44:08.000 Yeah.
02:44:09.000 Well, it seems like we'd like you to write on the show.
02:44:11.000 She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:44:15.000 No, she was basically saying that he made deals and he was known for sticking to his deals.
02:44:21.000 And that's one of the reasons why it was so successful. 0.99
02:44:24.000 It's like, he would tell these gals, look, I'll fuck you and I'll make you a star. 1.00
02:44:28.000 And he would actually make them a star. 1.00
02:44:30.000 Like, really did what he said he was going to do.
02:44:32.000 If you're upfront about it and you're not abusing them and you're not threatening their career if they say no...
02:44:39.000 I don't see that much wrong with that.
02:44:42.000 I don't see anything wrong with that negotiation.
02:44:44.000 If you start threatening their careers, if they say no, that's where it goes wrong. 0.99
02:44:48.000 And that's fucked up. 0.98
02:44:50.000 You're removing their freedom. 0.99
02:44:50.000 But if they were like, nah, I'm good. 0.99
02:44:52.000 I'm going to try it somewhere else.
02:44:53.000 And he was like, alright, that's good.
02:44:54.000 Best of luck.
02:44:55.000 Yeah, there was a lot of lawsuits that made a lot of sense in that regard.
02:44:58.000 He got clipped, right?
02:44:59.000 Or is he back home because of Corona?
02:45:02.000 No, he's in jail.
02:45:03.000 Oh, they didn't let him out?
02:45:04.000 No, no.
02:45:04.000 I think he's had COVID twice, I think.
02:45:08.000 You can get it again? 1.00
02:45:10.000 Some people can if you have a shit immune system. 1.00
02:45:13.000 Nah, that's soft, bro. 1.00
02:45:14.000 A small number of people have been documented as having COVID twice.
02:45:18.000 I knew he had COVID in jail a long time ago, but I read something recently about him having COVID again.
02:45:23.000 I don't know if that's again or if that's at all.
02:45:26.000 The wording in the article says lawyers on both sides agree to push his trip back for a second time due to coronavirus.
02:45:34.000 They're just trying to get him out of there.
02:45:35.000 It says he escapes extradition to L.A. Transportation of someone from New York to California.
02:45:42.000 So he's got another case in California.
02:45:44.000 So he's been convicted in New York.
02:45:46.000 He's going to go to LA. And that's been pushed back because of coronavirus.
02:45:49.000 How is this guy not killing himself? 0.91
02:45:52.000 11 counts of rape.
02:45:53.000 Faces 140 years behind bars.
02:45:54.000 How has nobody killed him?
02:45:56.000 How has nobody in jail taken him out?
02:45:58.000 Don't they usually do that?
02:45:59.000 I don't know.
02:45:59.000 I don't know.
02:46:01.000 I think that child rape is the big one, right? 1.00
02:46:04.000 If you're a child rapist, because a lot of those guys that are in jail, their life of fucked up crime and craziness started out because of being molested. 1.00
02:46:12.000 Oh, I didn't know that. 1.00
02:46:13.000 Oh, there's quite a few.
02:46:14.000 Quite a few violent offenders who were molested while they were children, and they never recovered from it.
02:46:20.000 They're devastated by it.
02:46:21.000 I'm okay, though, if they take out child rapists.
02:46:24.000 Yeah.
02:46:24.000 I feel nothing with that.
02:46:25.000 Yeah, I don't have a problem with that.
02:46:27.000 That's vigilante justice.
02:46:29.000 Low key.
02:46:30.000 And it's always been that way.
02:46:31.000 Like, that's the one thing that people have never had a problem with, right?
02:46:34.000 When people find out about someone getting killed in jail that was a child rapist.
02:46:39.000 And you're like, alright, chalk it up to the game. 0.99
02:46:41.000 The dark thing is that child rapists wind up raping children. 0.98
02:46:48.000 Rather, people who've been raped as children wind up being child rapists. 0.98
02:46:52.000 That's the darkest part about it, is that these child rapists come from abuse themselves. 0.96
02:46:58.000 They've been abused.
02:46:59.000 It's a real common thing that people abused as children wind up abusing others.
02:47:04.000 So you can abuse that into somebody?
02:47:06.000 That's terrifying. 0.99
02:47:07.000 I don't know what it is, but if you really wanted to think about it, it's almost like a fucking vampire bite. 0.99
02:47:11.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:47:12.000 Like something horrific like that.
02:47:14.000 Like you give them a sickness.
02:47:16.000 You abuse a child when they're young and then you make them do the same.
02:47:21.000 It's just...
02:47:21.000 What do we do with those people?
02:47:23.000 What is the...
02:47:24.000 I don't know.
02:47:25.000 You can't fix it.
02:47:26.000 This is our understanding of human psychology and how the mind works and how to fix real pathological issues like that.
02:47:35.000 It's so limited.
02:47:36.000 And also, if someone rapes a kid, what is...
02:47:41.000 If you fix them and then just let them go, there's no retribution?
02:47:45.000 Yeah, because you've hurt that person.
02:47:48.000 You need to pay for what you've done.
02:47:49.000 You've ruined them, oftentimes, forever.
02:47:51.000 Yeah, you need to...
02:47:53.000 Harvey, he got visited last week by his 27-year-old actress girlfriend in prison in New York.
02:48:00.000 Wow.
02:48:02.000 While he's asking to be taken out.
02:48:05.000 Wow, wow girl.
02:48:05.000 Wow girl right there.
02:48:06.000 Let me see what this girl looks like. 1.00
02:48:08.000 He's 68. I need to see this girl.
02:48:11.000 Alexandra Vino.
02:48:12.000 He's probably, listen baby, I'm telling you. 1.00
02:48:14.000 Oh my god, she's hot as fuck. 1.00
02:48:15.000 That's insane. 1.00
02:48:16.000 Is that real?
02:48:17.000 Total peace.
02:48:19.000 What?
02:48:19.000 Oh, wow.
02:48:20.000 What?
02:48:21.000 Total peace, bro.
02:48:22.000 Go to the bikini one, dude.
02:48:23.000 Come on.
02:48:24.000 Yeah.
02:48:25.000 Oh, yeah.
02:48:25.000 Look at that.
02:48:26.000 Wow.
02:48:27.000 Yeah, that's a total peace right there.
02:48:28.000 She wants it.
02:48:29.000 The world is crazy.
02:48:30.000 That girl wants fame in a way that you've never experienced. 1.00
02:48:31.000 Yeah, but it's amazing that she thinks that Harvey's going to give it to her.
02:48:34.000 Like, does she know something we don't?
02:48:37.000 Is he telling her something?
02:48:38.000 Yeah, he's telling her I still got connects.
02:48:39.000 Like, I'm still, you know, part of the...
02:48:41.000 Wow, is he getting out?
02:48:44.000 Or she's just gotta go once a month and he's paying all the bills.
02:48:47.000 That's the other thing.
02:48:47.000 That could be a sugar daddy situation.
02:48:49.000 It could easily be that.
02:48:50.000 I'll come once a month, kiss you in the mouth or whatever.
02:48:53.000 We probably can't even touch because you're locked in jail.
02:48:56.000 You don't think I have conjugal visits in jail.
02:48:58.000 68. She stayed for several hours chatting.
02:49:02.000 They put a blanket over both of their laps.
02:49:05.000 No, they did it!
02:49:06.000 No, no, no.
02:49:07.000 They were in the back rooms, kept specially for prisoners, in voluntary protective custody.
02:49:12.000 He got up several times to use the bathroom, said the source.
02:49:15.000 He could still only get about with a walker, just like when he was in court.
02:49:18.000 But the difference between then and now is he has a lot more color in his cheeks.
02:49:22.000 He didn't look so deathly ill.
02:49:24.000 Wow.
02:49:24.000 Poor girl, man.
02:49:25.000 That's great.
02:49:26.000 Poor girl, right? 1.00
02:49:27.000 Sad shit. 1.00
02:49:28.000 That's a sad way to live your life. 1.00
02:49:30.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:49:31.000 Well, Andrew Schultz, let's wrap this bitch up and bring it home. 1.00
02:49:34.000 Your show is available right now on Netflix. 0.99
02:49:38.000 Schultz Saves America?
02:49:40.000 Yes, sir.
02:49:40.000 There it is.
02:49:41.000 Netflix special.
02:49:43.000 They've been clowning me for the Photoshop that they did on me.
02:49:45.000 Yeah, they smoothed you out, bro.
02:49:47.000 They gave you some filters. 0.97
02:49:49.000 You know what's fucked up? 0.89
02:49:50.000 Why do they do that? 0.96
02:49:51.000 I don't know, but I looked at it and I was like, yeah, that's kind of what I look like.
02:49:55.000 That's how skewed my version of myself is.
02:49:58.000 It's not too bad, but it looks like CGI. You look like you belong in Ready Player One.
02:50:04.000 Right?
02:50:06.000 That movie is unbelievable.
02:50:09.000 It's a great movie.
02:50:09.000 That's one of my favorite movies.
02:50:10.000 I love that movie.
02:50:12.000 Yeah, they fixed my nose.
02:50:13.000 They took them dead from my nose.
02:50:14.000 They did that with me, too.
02:50:16.000 Can we go to Joe's?
02:50:16.000 Can we do a side-by-side?
02:50:18.000 They did it to Triggered.
02:50:21.000 From 2016, from four years ago.
02:50:23.000 Hold on.
02:50:24.000 Let's see this.
02:50:24.000 I watched it.
02:50:25.000 I was like, why am I so smooth?
02:50:27.000 That picture, the one with the lights up there.
02:50:29.000 I wanted to get it on their site.
02:50:31.000 The best version of it. 0.88
02:50:32.000 They smoothed the shit out of me, bro. 0.99
02:50:33.000 Yeah, you're a sweet potato, bro. 0.99
02:50:35.000 They smoothed me.
02:50:36.000 Look at that.
02:50:37.000 All my under-eyeball bags are gone.
02:50:40.000 Look what they did to my face.
02:50:41.000 It doesn't even look like me.
02:50:42.000 If I showed up, but that's just lighting. 0.99
02:50:44.000 But if I showed up with that face, people would be like, what the fuck happened to you, man? 0.99
02:50:49.000 Go back up. 0.99
02:50:50.000 The other one was a cartoon.
02:50:51.000 Just make that bigger.
02:50:53.000 Where's my eyes?
02:50:55.000 Why does my face go straight from my eyes down to my mouth?
02:50:59.000 You look like a Bond villain.
02:51:01.000 They Botoxed me.
02:51:04.000 They Botoxed me up.
02:51:05.000 Like, all these lines, I have no lines.
02:51:07.000 Yeah, you have not a single wrinkle, except the one Fear Factor one, they kept that in.
02:51:10.000 They kinda did, but they even toned that down.
02:51:12.000 That head is cleanly shaved, though.
02:51:15.000 That's clean shave right there.
02:51:16.000 But even my forehead lines are disappeared.
02:51:18.000 Yeah.
02:51:19.000 Nonsense.
02:51:19.000 Why do they do that?
02:51:21.000 I think they want to make us cute.
02:51:22.000 Aww.
02:51:23.000 I know.
02:51:24.000 Aww.
02:51:24.000 But I was kinda feeling myself in that picture for a little bit.
02:51:27.000 You look good, bro. 1.00
02:51:27.000 You don't need that bullshit. 1.00
02:51:29.000 The lines don't do you wrong. 1.00
02:51:31.000 Andrew Schultz, you're a bad motherfucker. 1.00
02:51:33.000 I love you. 1.00
02:51:33.000 I'm so happy you're out there. 1.00
02:51:35.000 Swinging haymakers.
02:51:36.000 Thank you, man.
02:51:37.000 Representing real comedy.
02:51:38.000 Let's go.
02:51:39.000 And again, Schultz Saves America.
02:51:41.000 It's on now on Netflix.
02:51:43.000 Go get it, kids.
02:51:44.000 Goodbye, world.