The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1603 - Brendan Schaub

00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.

00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

00:00:14.000 Woo! 0.99

00:00:15.000 That's nice.

00:00:16.000 Are we up?

00:00:16.000 Oh.

00:00:17.000 Just tell me about that watch.

00:00:18.000 What is that?

00:00:19.000 This is a Hoyer from 1950. 1950. Yeah, so before Tog bought Hoyer.

00:00:25.000 Is it Tag or is it Tog?

00:00:26.000 It depends.

00:00:27.000 My dad always told me Tog.

00:00:29.000 Oh, okay.

00:00:29.000 Might be Tag though.

00:00:31.000 Well, it's spelled T-A-G. It could be Tog. 0.99

00:00:33.000 Yeah.

00:00:33.000 Tag, Tog.

00:00:34.000 But before they collabed with them or went into business with them, it was just Hoyer.

00:00:38.000 So this is a 1950 Hoyer.

00:00:40.000 Wow.

00:00:41.000 That's pretty cool. 1.00

00:00:42.000 That's an old fucking watch. 1.00

00:00:43.000 Super old, man. 1.00

00:00:43.000 That's kind of cool. 1.00

00:00:44.000 That's definitely haunted.

00:00:45.000 Yeah, right?

00:00:46.000 Yeah.

00:00:46.000 There's something cool about that, right?

00:00:48.000 Having something that's that old.

00:00:49.000 Oh, and no one else, you know, you're not going to see a lot of it. 1.00

00:00:51.000 I like shit... 1.00

00:00:53.000 No way on us. 1.00

00:00:54.000 Yeah.

00:00:54.000 Kind of like cars.

00:00:55.000 You know the same with cars.

00:00:56.000 Do you have to wind it every morning?

00:00:57.000 Yes.

00:00:57.000 Is it one of those?

00:00:58.000 It's annoying, but it's worth it.

00:01:00.000 What do you got there?

00:01:01.000 Is that Omega?

00:01:02.000 No, it's a Grand Seiko.

00:01:03.000 This is a winder, too.

00:01:04.000 You have to wind this thing, too.

00:01:06.000 It's got a spring drive.

00:01:07.000 It shows you on here when it's winding up.

00:01:09.000 Yeah, I appreciate it.

00:01:10.000 Yeah, you know Matt Farah from The Smoking Tire?

00:01:12.000 Yeah.

00:01:13.000 He turned me on to Grand Seikos.

00:01:14.000 They're great.

00:01:15.000 Yeah.

00:01:15.000 Dude, it's such a beautiful design.

00:01:18.000 Their whole company, like the way they design watches.

00:01:21.000 So they call it Zeratsu.

00:01:23.000 This is like hand-polished finish they do.

00:01:26.000 They take it to like the ultimate detail level.

00:01:30.000 If you get two into watches, it's gonna get expensive.

00:01:32.000 Yeah, well...

00:01:33.000 Didn't you give your boy Lex Friedman a watch?

00:01:35.000 Yes, I did.

00:01:36.000 I gave my favorite watch.

00:01:36.000 I would give you this one, but my wife gave me this from 1950. I just can't do that, dude.

00:01:40.000 Don't give me that watch.

00:01:41.000 Just buy the company.

00:01:42.000 Just buy the company.

00:01:44.000 Just buy the company! 0.99

00:01:45.000 Well, Lex had this bullshit watch that he bought from Amazon.com for like 20 bucks. 0.99

00:01:50.000 Dude, what are you doing? 0.99

00:01:51.000 It's giant like a Frisbee.

00:01:52.000 It looked goofy in his nice suit and everything.

00:01:54.000 He dressed so nice.

00:01:55.000 And I was like, you need a real watch.

00:01:57.000 And I was a little drunk.

00:01:58.000 I was like, I'm going to give him my watch.

00:02:00.000 It's my favorite watch, too.

00:02:01.000 Because it has a moon on it.

00:02:03.000 Was it Omega?

00:02:04.000 Yeah, it's an Omega Speedmaster Moonface watch.

00:02:07.000 I love Omegas.

00:02:08.000 I do too.

00:02:08.000 And the moon phase watch has a high resolution, a tiny high resolution image of the moon.

00:02:15.000 And it shows you the exact position of the moon in the sky.

00:02:19.000 So like when the moon is like at half moon, it shows it on the watch.

00:02:22.000 When it's at full moon, it shows it on the watch.

00:02:24.000 But like when you see, see if you can get an image of that.

00:02:27.000 Does he know watches?

00:02:28.000 Was he stoked?

00:02:29.000 Or was he like, I don't know how much he knows about watches.

00:02:32.000 Probably went home and looked it up.

00:02:33.000 But it was legitimately my favorite watch.

00:02:35.000 Just because of the moon phase aspect of it.

00:02:38.000 Plus it's just, Omega's a classic company.

00:02:41.000 It's not too showy.

00:02:43.000 Like Rolex is very showy.

00:02:44.000 Like if you have a Rolex, it's like you want to let everybody know.

00:02:47.000 But they're great watches.

00:02:48.000 Nothing wrong with it.

00:02:49.000 Some would say the best.

00:02:50.000 But it's like it's become too almost pop culture.

00:02:53.000 I have a Submariner from 1991. That's the black band version of it, but it's very similar, the one that I have, the steel band.

00:03:00.000 So see that image of the moon?

00:03:02.000 I mean, it's like a perfect image, like high-resolution image of the moon, just very tiny.

00:03:07.000 What color band was yours?

00:03:08.000 Metal?

00:03:08.000 Mine was steel.

00:03:09.000 It's all steel, yeah.

00:03:10.000 So it's basically the same watch, just with a steel.

00:03:12.000 That was the watch.

00:03:13.000 That's it right there.

00:03:15.000 Didn't Russell Peters give you a watch?

00:03:17.000 He did.

00:03:18.000 A Breitling, right?

00:03:19.000 Yeah, a Breitling, and I wear that watch every time I do a special.

00:03:22.000 Oh, that's cool, man.

00:03:23.000 Yeah.

00:03:24.000 To paint it forward.

00:03:25.000 From 2014, I did my 2014, 2016, and 2018 specials.

00:03:31.000 I'm all wearing the Russell Peters watch.

00:03:32.000 That's so cool, man.

00:03:33.000 Yeah.

00:03:34.000 Have you been getting up much around here?

00:03:36.000 Yeah.

00:03:37.000 I've been doing, well, obviously I was doing those shows with Dave until he got the coosies. 0.92

00:03:41.000 And what was that?

00:03:42.000 It was shows here?

00:03:43.000 Stubbs Amphitheater.

00:03:43.000 Okay.

00:03:44.000 Stubbs has a 400 seat amphitheater.

00:03:47.000 And so we tested the entire crowd.

00:03:50.000 And then someone in Dave's circle, not related to the show, got COVID and was hanging around with Dave.

00:03:58.000 Got Dave sick.

00:03:59.000 Got three or four other people sick.

00:04:01.000 Radio Raheem got sick.

00:04:05.000 The photographer's son got sick.

00:04:07.000 I don't know if the photographer got sick.

00:04:08.000 A lot of guys got sick.

00:04:09.000 Did you and Elon get it?

00:04:10.000 No.

00:04:11.000 No, Elon already had it.

00:04:12.000 Okay, he has an antibody.

00:04:13.000 Elon had it in the past, and a lot of people were saying that his girlfriend Grimes gave it to Dave.

00:04:18.000 That's not true.

00:04:19.000 No.

00:04:19.000 It was another guy that gave it to Dave.

00:04:21.000 His girlfriend Grimes had gotten over it already long before, like several days before she got to the show.

00:04:27.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:04:28.000 Maybe you have the blood type, or you're just built different, where you're not the guy who's going to get COVID. I don't know, man, but I was at a show.

00:04:36.000 We'll see.

00:04:37.000 I was at a show with several people that wound up getting COVID. Because I went to this show, and I didn't expect that it was going to be so COVID-y.

00:04:50.000 You can feel it. 0.99

00:04:54.000 People don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:04:55.000 They just go out. 0.99

00:04:55.000 You should see Florida. 0.99

00:04:57.000 Oh, I know.

00:04:58.000 Dude, I did a show for New Year's Eve.

00:04:59.000 I walked out, and everyone's together.

00:05:02.000 And I come out, and I'm like, do you guys not get the news? 0.95

00:05:05.000 Listen, I'm pretty loosey-goosey, but this is ridiculous. 0.97

00:05:08.000 And I see a guy making out with two chicks in the front. 0.95

00:05:10.000 I go, hey, hold on, stop.

00:05:12.000 Do you know each other?

00:05:13.000 They're like, no.

00:05:13.000 I'm like...

00:05:14.000 What the fuck you doing, man? 1.00

00:05:15.000 What about COVID? They're not worried about it. 1.00

00:05:17.000 No, they don't care, man.

00:05:19.000 Do you know about quercetin and zinc and all those different nutrients?

00:05:25.000 Yeah.

00:05:26.000 For people that didn't listen to the Mark Gordon podcast, I'd recommend you listen to it because there's actual peer-reviewed studies on quercetin, which is something called an ionophore.

00:05:34.000 Which gets ions into the cells, and then you take that with zinc as a much higher absorption rate of zinc.

00:05:41.000 And according to Dr. Gordon, it essentially stops viruses dead in its tracks when you take this on a regular basis.

00:05:47.000 Even COVID. Yeah, and I have not wavered even a little on my vitamins.

00:05:52.000 Me neither.

00:05:53.000 I got COVID, right?

00:05:55.000 I was like the canary in the coal mine for comics.

00:05:58.000 Yeah, you were there early.

00:05:59.000 I was the first one.

00:06:00.000 Yeah.

00:06:01.000 It seems to me like kind of everybody's going to get it.

00:06:04.000 Yeah.

00:06:04.000 At this point in time.

00:06:05.000 Be cool, man.

00:06:05.000 Yeah.

00:06:06.000 Be cool.

00:06:06.000 Everybody's going to get it.

00:06:07.000 Be cool. 0.93

00:06:07.000 Well, the people, it's like, when you get it, they're like, I want to yell at you for being irresponsible and for killing my grandma. 0.93

00:06:13.000 Kevin Hart's so much smarter than me because he got it and then announced six months later, like, hey, I did have it a few months ago.

00:06:18.000 And I was like, all right, not a big deal.

00:06:20.000 Yeah, you were like, while you had it, you announced it.

00:06:23.000 The day I got it, hey, got COVID. I have a friend who got it and doesn't want...

00:06:28.000 Joey lit you up?

00:06:29.000 Oh, lit me up.

00:06:29.000 Well, Joey was lighting me up for going and doing that show in Houston.

00:06:33.000 Joe Rogan, why are you going to Houston? 1.00

00:06:34.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:06:35.000 You want to catch that shit? 1.00

00:06:37.000 Want to catch that shit? 1.00

00:06:37.000 Give it to your fucking friends. 1.00

00:06:39.000 Joey, come on. 1.00

00:06:40.000 Well, he's worried about getting it, you know?

00:06:42.000 And he should be.

00:06:42.000 With his health and his stature, he should be.

00:06:45.000 You know, because I have a family friend, my mother-in-law's best friend, their son got it.

00:06:50.000 He's 22. You know, out of shape, but he passed away from it.

00:06:54.000 Whoa.

00:06:54.000 Yeah, he's 22. 22?

00:06:56.000 So there's like those outliers that you get.

00:06:58.000 How out of shape is he?

00:07:00.000 Not like obese, probably 5'10", 280, 290. That's not obese?

00:07:06.000 I mean, that's obese.

00:07:07.000 But I'm saying he's not on TLC 600-pound live or nothing.

00:07:11.000 That's morbidly obese, though.

00:07:14.000 He's 100 pounds overweight.

00:07:15.000 Yeah, he's heavy. 1.00

00:07:17.000 Fuck, though. 1.00

00:07:18.000 That's crazy. 1.00

00:07:19.000 22. It's going to be heartbreaking, too.

00:07:23.000 That's what's such a bummer, man.

00:07:25.000 It's like, we have such a problem with obesity in this country and poor diet, and that is the number one comorbidity factor, apparently, for COVID deaths, is being overweight.

00:07:34.000 It should be a wake-up call.

00:07:35.000 Get in shape.

00:07:36.000 Jesus Christ, it should be, but, you know, I've had overweight people on the podcast.

00:07:39.000 I'm like, you doing anything about it?

00:07:40.000 I can't wait for the vaccine.

00:07:42.000 Like, what about now?

00:07:43.000 What about now?

00:07:44.000 I went to Tim Dillon.

00:07:46.000 I go to someone's house to pick him up because he's co-hosting King of Sting with me.

00:07:49.000 I go to pick him up because he lives pretty close to me.

00:07:51.000 He goes, come in, check out the new pad, man.

00:07:53.000 We go into this room and there's workout equipment.

00:07:55.000 He goes, so here's my elliptical that I steer at every morning.

00:07:58.000 There's my treadmill that I like to take pictures of.

00:08:01.000 I'm like, you don't use him?

00:08:02.000 He's like, nah, I just, I don't know, man.

00:08:04.000 I got him here, though.

00:08:05.000 He needs a trainer.

00:08:06.000 That's what he needs.

00:08:07.000 You know, he contacted me after Ralphie May died and after someone else died.

00:08:13.000 Someone else died.

00:08:15.000 I forget who it was.

00:08:16.000 Like a bigger person?

00:08:17.000 Another comic died.

00:08:19.000 And he was like, you know what?

00:08:20.000 I gotta do something.

00:08:21.000 I gotta do something.

00:08:23.000 He was scared about it.

00:08:24.000 Like, he did King of Sting.

00:08:25.000 He was like, how many people are in the room?

00:08:26.000 I was like, we have Chappelle, Kat, Chin, and Nick, and Theo.

00:08:31.000 He's like, alright.

00:08:32.000 And was like, you gotta get rid of these people.

00:08:33.000 But they've had it, dude.

00:08:34.000 They have antibodies.

00:08:35.000 He's like, I don't care.

00:08:36.000 I don't want all those people in there.

00:08:37.000 Why don't you guys just test?

00:08:38.000 You don't test people?

00:08:39.000 Yeah, we do.

00:08:40.000 Yeah?

00:08:40.000 Yeah, we test all the time.

00:08:41.000 And, you know, with Showtime, my shows at Showtime, they test like a month. 0.99

00:08:44.000 I get tested all the fucking time. 0.89

00:08:46.000 So why don't you just test before the shows and then he doesn't have to worry about it? 0.99

00:08:49.000 Well, he doesn't have to worry about it because all those people already had it.

00:08:51.000 Right.

00:08:52.000 Everyone in there has had it.

00:08:53.000 And he's still...

00:08:54.000 Yeah, but whatever made him feel comfortable.

00:08:56.000 You know, I get it.

00:08:57.000 I get it. 0.95

00:08:58.000 Well, I'd hate for Tim to get sick and die.

00:09:01.000 Oh, we gotta protect him at all costs.

00:09:02.000 At all costs. 1.00

00:09:03.000 I love fucking Tim Dillon. 1.00

00:09:04.000 The new video of him as the new health secretary, the transgender lady from Pennsylvania. 1.00

00:09:10.000 He's so funny.

00:09:10.000 And his whole dispute with Airbnb.

00:09:13.000 Yes.

00:09:14.000 He's banned from the app.

00:09:16.000 I told him, like, dude, I don't know if I'd make, like, threats to the many of us.

00:09:20.000 Stuff happens, Brendan. 0.99

00:09:22.000 He doesn't give a fuck. 0.99

00:09:24.000 Because people die all the time. 0.99

00:09:26.000 Stuff happens. 0.99

00:09:27.000 He does not give a fuck. 0.99

00:09:29.000 Play that. 1.00

00:09:30.000 Please play that.

00:09:33.000 My name is Rachel Levine.

00:09:34.000 I'm the Biden administration's new secretary of COVID. And many young people aren't wearing their masks because they don't think it's lit.

00:09:41.000 But I'm telling you right now, you can turn up and have a great party even with your masks on.

00:09:45.000 And I'm no stranger to partying.

00:09:47.000 I love jellies and buttons and...

00:09:50.000 Black Beauties, Abyssinian Tea, Candy, Tranks, Circles, Erasers, Wolfies, Jellies, Moggies, Valleys, Eggs, School Bus, I Love a Little Aunt Nora, French Fries, Liquid X, Blind Squid, Cat Valium, Green Jet, Special K, Super Acid,

00:10:05.000 African Salad, Herbal Speedball, Electric Kool-Aid, Sugar Cube, Purple Haze, Yellow Sunshine, Big Chief, Caps, Caps, Cow Patties, Fungus, Tweezies, Yellow Fever, Velvet, Skittles, Triple C, Magic Mint, and Bath Salt.

00:10:19.000 So listen, kids, your new health secretary isn't an old fuddy-duddy.

00:10:22.000 I like robo-tripping as good as the next person, okay? 0.98

00:10:25.000 The safest thing you could do is wear your mask, get vaccinated, and then let's fucking get this party started right. 0.93

00:10:33.000 Also, after a short battle with COVID-19, the president of the United States, Joe Biden, has passed away. 1.00

00:10:40.000 He's so stupid. 1.00

00:10:41.000 He's so stupid. 1.00

00:10:42.000 I love him. 1.00

00:10:43.000 He's such a ridiculous person. 1.00

00:10:45.000 He's a gem. 1.00

00:10:46.000 He is a rare person, right?

00:10:48.000 And he's so prolific.

00:10:49.000 He works so hard.

00:10:50.000 Anytime something is happening, he's got a video out.

00:10:53.000 He's on it.

00:10:54.000 Really quickly.

00:10:55.000 He has a setup out of his house.

00:10:56.000 It's a good studio.

00:10:57.000 He gets it, man.

00:10:58.000 And his ability to just rant.

00:11:00.000 His podcast is essentially him and his producer, and he's just ranting about things.

00:11:06.000 Ranting while his producer laughs.

00:11:08.000 Yeah.

00:11:08.000 He's got a one-person audience.

00:11:10.000 Tim's one of the guys on King of the Sting.

00:11:11.000 It's me and Theo busting balls and making fun of the video submissions.

00:11:15.000 With Tim, it was like, just bring up something, and then me and Theo just backed up and let him go.

00:11:20.000 I had him on with Alex Jones.

00:11:21.000 It was glorious.

00:11:23.000 It was insane.

00:11:24.000 It was glorious. 1.00

00:11:24.000 Because first of all, Tim is a fucking conspiracy nut. 1.00

00:11:27.000 Not that he believes in these things, but he's read a bunch of them. 0.99

00:11:30.000 Yeah, he likes it.

00:11:31.000 He's curious about what... 0.99

00:11:33.000 So he knew a lot of shit, and him and Alex Jones going back and forth together was hilarious. 0.99

00:11:39.000 Characters, man. 0.99

00:11:40.000 Dude, this is the first whiskey that I've had in a long time.

00:11:42.000 I took all of January off.

00:11:44.000 Anyone defending Institutional Wall Street right now got an envelope with photos of themselves at Jeffrey Epstein's birthday.

00:11:50.000 So what Jamie's just pulled up with that and what Tim was talking about is this insane situation that's happening.

00:11:57.000 It started out with GameStop with these intelligent vipers from Reddit.

00:12:03.000 Decided they were going to figure out...

00:12:05.000 Here's the thing.

00:12:07.000 Wall Street speculation and these people that have been, these hedge fund guys, they've been manipulating the stock market in a very similar way forever.

00:12:18.000 But these guys on Reddit decided to get together collectively.

00:12:21.000 And what is it called, the subreddit?

00:12:23.000 It's called WallStreetBets.

00:12:25.000 So WallStreetBets decided that...

00:12:28.000 These hedge funds were shorting GameStop, right?

00:12:33.000 So they decided, we're going to buy GameStop. 0.99

00:12:36.000 We're going to fuck their whole system up. 0.99

00:12:38.000 Just to boost GameStop stock. 0.98

00:12:39.000 Yeah.

00:12:39.000 Well, just to see if they could.

00:12:42.000 It's fun.

00:12:43.000 It's fun.

00:12:44.000 So a bunch of people bought GameStop stock.

00:12:47.000 GameStop stock rose higher than it's ever risen in the entire history of the company.

00:12:53.000 I think it was up 11,000%.

00:12:55.000 Is that the case?

00:12:57.000 The actual percentage, yeah.

00:12:59.000 I don't know.

00:12:59.000 I might have made that number up.

00:13:01.000 It sounded good, though, didn't it?

00:13:03.000 It had never been higher than $50, $60, and it shot up to $300 to $400 at some point yesterday.

00:13:11.000 Which is crazy.

00:13:13.000 That's a crazy jump for no reason.

00:13:17.000 And it was all because of these guys.

00:13:19.000 So...

00:13:20.000 This is where it gets complicated because now regulars...

00:13:23.000 Do me a favor and go to Sagar, his Instagram page, because he gave me permission to play this today because he talks about how this is really exposing the actual corruption in the stock market and real market manipulation because they're trying to do something about the fact that these Wall Street guys are getting fucked over and hedge funds have lost billions of dollars because...

00:13:50.000 But the thing is that now that these guys...

00:13:52.000 Yeah, let's play it.

00:13:53.000 Let's play it real quick.

00:13:54.000 This is the one you sent me yesterday, right?

00:13:56.000 No.

00:13:56.000 The newer one?

00:13:57.000 Yes, the one from today.

00:13:59.000 Oh, I didn't know they had a newer one.

00:14:02.000 Let me...

00:14:03.000 I'll send it to...

00:14:04.000 This one regulate and reform?

00:14:06.000 Perhaps...

00:14:09.000 Let's see.

00:14:09.000 All right, Sagar, what's on your radar?

00:14:11.000 Well, I have a confession to make.

00:14:12.000 This is the first story that's excited me in a long time, covering the pandemic and Trump and Stop the Steal and Capitol riots and the Biden presidency.

00:14:22.000 It's been a real bummer.

00:14:23.000 And I have not felt a pep in my step like this in many months.

00:14:27.000 And it is now thanks to a bunch of Redditors going after the people I despise the most in our society.

00:14:57.000 It's the ultimate David and Goliath story.

00:15:01.000 Underemployed and unemployed sitting at home in their pajamas using the power of the internet and new trading platforms like Robinhood to destroy the kings of American finance.

00:15:11.000 We are never going to go back to the old ways of doing business.

00:15:14.000 And Wall Street knows this.

00:15:16.000 So what's their solution?

00:15:17.000 It's one that we, my friends, must resist absolutely at all costs.

00:15:22.000 Now they know that they do not have a monopoly on manipulating the market, they are going to do everything in their power to go after you and people like me who are not on the side of the billionaire elite.

00:15:34.000 As I laid out yesterday, they are already going into overdrive on CNBC, who started off yesterday by inviting the literal CEO of the NASDAQ on to call for more regulation.

00:15:45.000 Let's take a listen to that again.

00:15:47.000 One of the things that we're talking about is maybe misinformation and pump and dumps, and it's occurring on social media again.

00:15:55.000 I'm wondering whether it's part of the same problem, the type of regulation that we finally need to consider.

00:16:02.000 And like I said, we should always have a light touch with regulation.

00:16:07.000 You're seeing the way things can get started again.

00:16:10.000 This is different.

00:16:10.000 Maybe it's Reddit.

00:16:11.000 Maybe it's not Facebook.

00:16:12.000 But you're seeing the same situation.

00:16:15.000 He's flustered.

00:16:16.000 At this point, it's not about an election.

00:16:18.000 It's not about an insurrection.

00:16:19.000 Pause for a second.

00:16:21.000 He's also calling for regulation.

00:16:24.000 Yes.

00:16:24.000 They never...

00:16:26.000 Call for regulation.

00:16:27.000 Never.

00:16:27.000 He's super flustered.

00:16:28.000 Assholes like him, the last thing that guy wants in terms of being able to manipulate the market and make as much money as possible is fucking regulation. 1.00

00:16:36.000 So him calling for regulation is kind of hilarious. 1.00

00:16:38.000 And him saying that they're manipulating it with social media, this is literally what they do.

00:16:45.000 It's what they do.

00:16:47.000 Keep going.

00:16:50.000 There are interesting things happening that seem to be spawned to some extent, or at least blown out of proportion by social media again, Adina.

00:16:58.000 Well, I do think, though, that as we look at these new technologies that are there available to everyone, including investors, I think it's also important for regulators to understand that manipulation is manipulation, whether it's happening through a new technology medium or it's happening through traditional mail.

00:17:15.000 Sure.

00:17:15.000 I think it's just a matter of making sure that we understand what the behavior is, what's underpinning the behavior, and working appropriately with the regulators to manage the situation.

00:17:26.000 She looks like a female version of the blind scientist from Contact with Jodie Foster. 0.92

00:17:31.000 Tell me she doesn't.

00:17:32.000 Pull up an image of that guy.

00:17:35.000 He's a famous actor.

00:17:37.000 All these people on this clip have issues.

00:17:39.000 He has Richard Ramirez teeth.

00:17:40.000 It's a nightmare.

00:17:41.000 Contact with Jodie Foster.

00:17:44.000 Go to images.

00:17:47.000 The guy in the far right, yeah.

00:17:50.000 Oh, a little bit.

00:17:51.000 Come on, give me that picture. 0.64

00:17:52.000 Yeah, I'll give you that.

00:17:55.000 Come on, right there?

00:17:56.000 Now go back to her. 1.00

00:17:57.000 No, they look pretty fucking similar. 0.98

00:17:59.000 Yeah, good call though. 0.97

00:18:00.000 Good reference.

00:18:05.000 Almost identical.

00:18:06.000 It's so crazy.

00:18:07.000 It's the cheekbones and the mouth.

00:18:08.000 Are you sure that's not him or her?

00:18:11.000 I don't mean to dead name or misgender.

00:18:13.000 Okay, keep playing it.

00:18:14.000 Working appropriately with the regulators to manage the situation.

00:18:19.000 Yeah, you heard that correctly.

00:18:21.000 The guy from CNBC, who hates regulation, is now calling for more regulation.

00:18:25.000 And the CEO of the head of one of the largest trading exchanges in the world is agreeing with him.

00:18:31.000 Notice, when hedge funds manipulate markets, when they screw over regular people in different companies, when Wall Street requires billions of dollars in bailouts and floats from the Federal Reserve, there isn't any call for more regulation.

00:18:43.000 But a couple of average Joes on the internet make money at the expense of a billionaire hedge fund. 1.00

00:18:49.000 Well, that just can't stand.

00:18:50.000 And I'm not exaggerating here, just showing you one clip.

00:18:53.000 The idea across the American elite right now is that what has happened with GameStop is unacceptable.

00:18:59.000 Don't believe me?

00:19:00.000 Check this out.

00:19:04.000 Levitt Jr., he decided to weigh in.

00:19:06.000 And if you don't know who that is, it's the former SEC chairman who literally presided over the dot-com bubble and was appointed by Bill Clinton, who perhaps more than any president is responsible for much of the financialization of our economy beginning in his administration.

00:19:22.000 Levitt wrote an op-ed in Bloomberg calling for a full agency investigation into online stock trading platforms.

00:19:29.000 And said that social media is taking advantage of users' behavioral psychology and pushing them into dangerous territory.

00:19:36.000 Okay, maybe.

00:19:37.000 I don't even really disagree with that.

00:19:39.000 But doesn't it just tell you everything?

00:19:41.000 That this is what they want to investigate now?

00:19:44.000 That this is what they want the government to do something about now?

00:19:47.000 Now, don't underestimate how mainstream this view is.

00:19:50.000 Yesterday, the White House press secretary said Janet Yellen is, quote, monitoring the situation.

00:19:56.000 Elizabeth Warren tweeted out that we needed more regulation. 0.99

00:19:58.000 The state securities regulator for the state of Massachusetts said GameStop trading should be halted for 30 days.

00:20:04.000 And the SEC now says they're working with regulators to assess the situation, review the activities and other participants.

00:20:13.000 Like I said, hey, maybe that's justified, but you people are silent on the crimes of the actually influential people who rig our economy on a daily basis.

00:20:24.000 You want a near-perfect corollary?

00:20:26.000 Billionaire investor Bill Ackman.

00:20:28.000 He went on CNBC in March 2020 to give an emotional interview To say hell is coming and that hotel stocks would go to zero.

00:20:38.000 His interview sparked a panic sell on Wall Street.

00:20:41.000 It is seen in retrospect as one of the precipitating events of that drop.

00:20:46.000 Guess what?

00:20:47.000 At the exact same time, right after that interview, Ackman was buying billions of dollars in the stock as it hit rock bottom.

00:20:56.000 In fact, he pocketed $2 billion in bets against the market as it was crashing.

00:21:02.000 Okay, let's pause.

00:21:03.000 Billionaires get a billionaire, man. 1.00

00:21:04.000 This fucking... 1.00

00:21:05.000 Can I have some water? 0.99

00:21:06.000 First of all, this is the great roach crisis of 2021 now.

00:21:12.000 Because another one's missing.

00:21:14.000 Who's cleaning this place? 0.98

00:21:16.000 The door's locked.

00:21:17.000 I don't know.

00:21:18.000 Someone took your roach?

00:21:19.000 There's no roach.

00:21:20.000 Never trust a man with a ponytail.

00:21:23.000 Oh, he's got an unlimited supply of weed.

00:21:27.000 They keep vanishing here.

00:21:29.000 What is this?

00:21:29.000 Buffalo Trace.

00:21:30.000 Buffalo Trace is doing a promotion with Fight for the Forgotten to raise money. 0.86

00:21:35.000 Oh, sick.

00:21:35.000 And they're making me a whole barrel of whiskey.

00:21:39.000 And so I got to pick out the various...

00:21:42.000 Oh, we got a lot of them.

00:21:43.000 We got five bottles already.

00:21:45.000 Say less.

00:21:45.000 Yeah.

00:21:46.000 Grab a couple more of those bottles, fella. 0.99

00:21:48.000 But we got...

00:21:49.000 Dude, he was like, tell me which one you like.

00:21:51.000 And we drank all of them.

00:21:53.000 And I'm like, I don't...

00:21:54.000 All of them?

00:21:54.000 I don't notice the difference.

00:21:56.000 I'm not...

00:21:57.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:21:58.000 You'd have to drink some fucking mouth cleaner in between to be able to tell the difference between... 0.99

00:22:04.000 It's tough. 0.99

00:22:05.000 I went through the same process.

00:22:06.000 I got my own whiskey dropping in March.

00:22:08.000 Oh, shameless plug. 0.85

00:22:09.000 Yeah.

00:22:10.000 But you get all these samples, and I'm like, which one do you like?

00:22:13.000 And I'm like, they're all good, man. 0.99

00:22:15.000 You know who's got a fucking dope whiskey? 0.99

00:22:17.000 Josh Barnett. 1.00

00:22:18.000 I've heard.

00:22:18.000 It's really good.

00:22:19.000 Is it good?

00:22:20.000 It's really good.

00:22:21.000 I think it's called Warbringer is the name of the company.

00:22:24.000 Warmaster is the...

00:22:25.000 Let's see if you can find it.

00:22:26.000 But it's a smoky...

00:22:28.000 Whiskey.

00:22:28.000 I really like it.

00:22:29.000 I'm not a big smokey guy, but I heard it's good.

00:22:32.000 I wish I had a bottle here.

00:22:33.000 I heard from you.

00:22:33.000 He sent me a bottle to my house.

00:22:35.000 It's excellent.

00:22:36.000 Great label, Josh.

00:22:38.000 Mesquite Smoked Southwest Bourbon Whiskey.

00:22:40.000 Label's half the battle now.

00:22:42.000 Yeah.

00:22:42.000 Well, that's a different label than I got.

00:22:44.000 That one's fucking dope, Josh. 0.99

00:22:45.000 Mine was like a reddish label. 1.00

00:22:47.000 Good for him.

00:22:48.000 It's very good, though.

00:22:49.000 That's what I got.

00:22:49.000 I got that one right there.

00:22:50.000 Oh, that's even better.

00:22:51.000 Yeah.

00:22:52.000 That's sick.

00:22:53.000 Look at that.

00:22:53.000 He's got two roosters fighting on it.

00:22:54.000 Warmaster Edition?

00:22:55.000 Yes.

00:22:56.000 How's he doing?

00:22:57.000 He's doing great. 0.99

00:22:58.000 That guy is so fucking smart. 0.97

00:23:01.000 He has to be one of the smartest fighters to ever enter the auction. 0.99

00:23:04.000 100%.

00:23:04.000 He's so smart.

00:23:05.000 So well read.

00:23:06.000 You know, just an interesting take on things.

00:23:08.000 Does he do his own podcast? 0.98

00:23:09.000 I know we're always pushing people to do their own podcast, but that guy should fucking just rant in a microphone for a hot hour. 0.98

00:23:14.000 For sure. 0.97

00:23:15.000 I think he was planning on it.

00:23:17.000 Right?

00:23:18.000 Get on it, Josh.

00:23:19.000 Do you know, Jamie?

00:23:20.000 He still beat up small Asians in wrestling?

00:23:23.000 He does some pro wrestling.

00:23:25.000 Oh, you know who I saw at the airport?

00:23:26.000 Boss Rootin.

00:23:27.000 Yeah, you told me he's jacked. 0.99

00:23:28.000 Jacked! 0.94

00:23:29.000 But is his arm okay now? 0.98

00:23:30.000 Because he had that one arm that was all fucked up from his neck injury. 0.88

00:23:32.000 I don't know. 0.89

00:23:32.000 He was just sitting down and I was like, what are you doing? 0.89

00:23:35.000 His neck was like fucking jacked. 0.99

00:23:38.000 Really? 0.99

00:23:38.000 And he was looking at, he's moving out of LA. He was coming here, Idaho, and I think he was looking to Nashville. 0.99

00:23:45.000 Everybody's moving out of LA. Except for your boy.

00:23:48.000 You're staying?

00:23:48.000 Well, I'm giving it a year.

00:23:50.000 A whole year?

00:23:52.000 Well...

00:23:52.000 How many guns you got?

00:23:53.000 A bunch.

00:23:54.000 You're gonna need them.

00:23:55.000 Yeah, AR-15, son.

00:23:56.000 I got them gnarly guns.

00:23:58.000 Before Biden comes to take it away.

00:24:00.000 All you need is a double-barrel shotgun.

00:24:02.000 I told my wife, Jill.

00:24:04.000 You go out. 0.90

00:24:05.000 If someone's outside, you shoot one off into the air. 1.00

00:24:08.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:24:09.000 No, I'll call Tim Kennedy. 0.99

00:24:10.000 He'll save me.

00:24:11.000 In a helicopter. 1.00

00:24:13.000 In a fucking helicopter. 0.99

00:24:15.000 Yeah, when I asked Tim Kennedy how far he was telling me about this ranch, he's like, well, it's 55 minutes driving or 20 minutes by helicopter. 1.00

00:24:22.000 Well, I don't have a helicopter, dude.

00:24:23.000 He's got a helicopter.

00:24:24.000 He takes a helicopter everywhere.

00:24:25.000 Yeah, he's asking me to go shooting hogs with them out of the helicopter. 1.00

00:24:28.000 Yeah, he asked me that, too.

00:24:29.000 They don't keep the hogs, though.

00:24:31.000 The thing is, it's like an eradication thing. 0.81

00:24:33.000 First of all, those pigs, people think they're not good to eat because they eat horrible things. 0.98

00:24:38.000 They're great to eat. 0.97

00:24:39.000 Are they?

00:24:40.000 Yes!

00:24:40.000 They're great to eat.

00:24:41.000 You just have to cook them the same way you would cook any animal that eats other animals.

00:24:46.000 When you eat an animal that eats other animals, whether it's a pig or mountain lion or bear...

00:24:51.000 You just have to cook it to more than a hundred and...

00:24:53.000 I think it's 160 degrees.

00:24:55.000 Like you're not eating medium rare.

00:24:56.000 To stop chicken rare.

00:24:57.000 No.

00:24:57.000 Well done.

00:24:58.000 Nope, nope, nope, nope.

00:24:58.000 Yeah, you gotta roast with it, huh?

00:25:00.000 Yeah, roasts.

00:25:01.000 You gotta just slow, low and slow.

00:25:03.000 You can sous vide it.

00:25:05.000 You can cook it at...

00:25:06.000 There's one thing you could do.

00:25:08.000 You can cook it at like a lower temperature for a longer period of time and like sous vide.

00:25:14.000 Because it'll kill the parasites if it gets to a certain temperature for a prolonged period of time.

00:25:20.000 I think they've proven that you can sous vide like wild pig and eat it in a medium rare, but you have to get it to 135 and cook it for many hours. 0.99

00:25:32.000 Yeah, Tim don't give a fuck about that. 0.99

00:25:34.000 Body count, son. 0.99

00:25:36.000 Well, they just...

00:25:37.000 Body count. 0.98

00:25:37.000 The thing is, they get hired by ranches, or they get told by ranchers, like, this is a place where you can take people to shoot them, because Texas is infested with wild pigs. 0.98

00:25:48.000 And they're fucking up property. 0.99

00:25:49.000 Like, I get it. 0.93

00:25:50.000 Oh, billions of dollars in damage every year.

00:25:52.000 It's a crazy thing.

00:25:52.000 I'd be down to do it.

00:25:54.000 Yeah, it is, but...

00:25:57.000 I have a position that I have to take in terms of like...

00:26:02.000 See, the thing is, if I knew that the meat was going to go to something, I'd be cool with it.

00:26:07.000 Won't the other animals eat it?

00:26:09.000 Other pigs will eat it. 0.97

00:26:10.000 There you go. 0.99

00:26:10.000 That's gross. 0.99

00:26:11.000 Yeah, it's disgusting. 0.99

00:26:12.000 Yeah, they'll cannibalize each other. 1.00

00:26:14.000 Bears cannibalize each other. 1.00

00:26:15.000 Disgusting. 1.00

00:26:16.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:17.000 I would do it, though.

00:26:18.000 But yeah, the point is I'm staying in L.A. for now until...

00:26:22.000 How do we get off that track so far that we're talking about cannibals? 1.00

00:26:28.000 Oh, Tim Kennedy's saving me and killing animals. 0.77

00:26:32.000 I'm going to give it a year.

00:26:34.000 I'm not going to just rush into anything.

00:26:36.000 I'm going to give it a year.

00:26:37.000 See what happens. 0.99

00:26:38.000 Hopefully Newsom doesn't fuck up. 1.00

00:26:39.000 Oh, he's going to fuck it up. 1.00

00:26:41.000 I think they're going to get rid of him. 1.00

00:26:42.000 Oh, they are.

00:26:42.000 I think that Google guy.

00:26:44.000 Yeah, I can't wait.

00:26:45.000 That billionaire tech guy who wants to run.

00:26:47.000 I can't wait.

00:26:48.000 Yeah, I boosted his tweet. 1.00

00:26:49.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:26:50.000 He said, he recalled Gavin Newsom. 1.00

00:26:51.000 I'm running for governor of California.

00:26:53.000 How do you pronounce his name, Jamie?

00:26:54.000 Chamath.

00:26:54.000 I think Chamath.

00:26:56.000 Chamath or Chamath.

00:26:57.000 What is his full name?

00:26:58.000 I'll take anybody at this point.

00:27:00.000 Yeah, it's a complicated name, but he knows business. 0.99

00:27:04.000 And that's what this goddamn country, this state in particular, California in particular needs. 0.98

00:27:09.000 Okay. 0.99

00:27:09.000 How do you say that? 0.99

00:27:11.000 Sri Lankan.

00:27:14.000 Palihapitiya.

00:27:14.000 Executive at Facebook, that's trouble.

00:27:17.000 Chamath, yeah, well, he knows his shit. 1.00

00:27:19.000 Boardman of Golden State Warriors, dig that. 1.00

00:27:22.000 Yeah.

00:27:22.000 Big trouble for Newsom.

00:27:24.000 Big trouble.

00:27:25.000 Good. 1.00

00:27:26.000 That piece of shit. 1.00

00:27:27.000 Big trouble for Newsom. 1.00

00:27:28.000 And then Newsom is releasing, they've changed their policy in California in terms of they're allowing the restaurants to open, but yet they're not showing the COVID data anymore.

00:27:42.000 Because the reason why they're allowing the restaurants to open is, I gotta think it has something to do with pressure, and I gotta think it has something to do with the fact that he's being recalled.

00:27:51.000 100%.

00:27:52.000 He's gotten quiet. 0.98

00:27:53.000 Like, you're not in L.A., but every morning you used to be on there talking shit, and we're locking down this, and this is why we're doing this. 0.87

00:27:59.000 Since the recall, you barely hear from him. 0.92

00:28:01.000 He's scared.

00:28:02.000 And the one time you heard from him, he was like...

00:28:04.000 Well, billionaires are doing good.

00:28:06.000 Did you see that? 1.00

00:28:06.000 Yeah, it's like, they let you talk and you fucked up, dude. 1.00

00:28:10.000 Yeah, well, the other thing is that he did a Q&A and some guy asked him, you know, is this because of the pressure, like reopening restaurants because of the pressure, because of the recall. 0.94

00:28:22.000 It's 100% not true.

00:28:24.000 It's just categorically. 1.00

00:28:26.000 Piece of shit. 1.00

00:28:27.000 Like the way he said it, though, was like stammering. 1.00

00:28:30.000 Yeah, he was like the guy on there.

00:28:31.000 You can tell the guy with the turkey neck. 1.00

00:28:33.000 He fucked up. 1.00

00:28:33.000 But New York's opening, Chicago open. 1.00

00:28:36.000 I mean, come on.

00:28:37.000 Listen, they shut those restaurants down to make it look like they were doing something.

00:28:42.000 It's all optics.

00:28:43.000 It's all optics.

00:28:44.000 So you'd be like, okay, we tried our best.

00:28:46.000 No evidence that COVID is being spread through these outdoor dining establishments.

00:28:52.000 It's just not.

00:28:53.000 It's not true.

00:28:53.000 It's strange because you're getting rid of the middleman, but then these big companies are left open, so you're forced to go there.

00:28:59.000 It's real clear.

00:29:00.000 The problem is they don't get penalized.

00:29:02.000 So they keep getting their checks every week.

00:29:05.000 And wasn't Newsom, at one point in time, wasn't he supposed to take a giant pay cut?

00:29:09.000 And never did it.

00:29:10.000 Never did it.

00:29:11.000 He got gifted a home and then took a mortgage out on it.

00:29:15.000 He got gifted a $3 million house and then took out a big mortgage on it.

00:29:18.000 Crazy.

00:29:18.000 It's like there's so much garbage in politics and when you see these people that make decisions that crush small businesses and crush restaurants and 75% of all restaurants in LA are gone and they're probably never coming back.

00:29:31.000 What's interesting to me is people still put up with it. 0.58

00:29:33.000 It's like, you're going to listen to this guy after all this?

00:29:36.000 What can they do, man?

00:29:36.000 You're still doing it?

00:29:37.000 What can they do if they have a home there?

00:29:38.000 Revolt and open up.

00:29:39.000 But they can't, because then they'll lose their license and they'll never be able to open up once it's open.

00:29:44.000 Yes and no, because also the cops aren't on board with Newsom.

00:29:47.000 They're not enforcing the rules.

00:29:49.000 Right, but the cops are not the regulators.

00:29:51.000 Yeah, they're going to pull your licenses, and they'll never let you get it back.

00:29:55.000 It's tricky, man.

00:29:56.000 But I talked to Emily at the economy store, and she was saying they were having a conversation, I think today or Friday, that the economy store in La Jolla is going to open up next month, hopefully.

00:30:06.000 Well, you know, that makes sense.

00:30:08.000 I want to pull something that someone sent me.

00:30:12.000 About California?

00:30:13.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:30:13.000 The comedy store in La Jolla should have been opened up a long fucking time ago. 0.96

00:30:17.000 They wanted to do shows in the back parking lot. 0.83

00:30:20.000 Dude, I was booked there like two months ago and they yanked it.

00:30:23.000 Yeah, it's not good, dude.

00:30:25.000 They're going to open up.

00:30:26.000 I told Emily I'll do it for free.

00:30:28.000 Give the staff the money.

00:30:30.000 When the comedy store in L.A. opens, I'll do it.

00:30:32.000 Whatever they want to do.

00:30:33.000 Good for you, dude.

00:30:33.000 I had Craig from Craig's and John Tarzarian.

00:30:39.000 From L.A.? Craig's?

00:30:40.000 Oh, great restaurant.

00:30:42.000 Yes.

00:30:43.000 How do you say John's last name?

00:30:45.000 Terzian? 0.76

00:30:45.000 Terzian. 0.76

00:30:46.000 Terzian.

00:30:47.000 Not Terzian. 0.99

00:30:48.000 And John was telling me that when he was speaking out against the regulators and the regulations they were putting down in Los Angeles, they were visiting his place every fucking day. 0.99

00:31:00.000 Every day. 0.95

00:31:01.000 And he's like, you have thousands of restaurants.

00:31:03.000 He's like, well, it's not my fault.

00:31:04.000 We're told to come here every day. 0.99

00:31:06.000 They were fucking with him. 0.99

00:31:07.000 So that's Garcetti. 1.00

00:31:09.000 Mafia.

00:31:09.000 Yeah.

00:31:10.000 They're doing shady shit because they don't like this pressure. 0.98

00:31:15.000 They don't like criticism. 0.99

00:31:16.000 So they're abusing their power because they don't like criticism.

00:31:20.000 And they're going to lose their jobs.

00:31:21.000 Hopefully.

00:31:22.000 Please. 1.00

00:31:22.000 Garcetti, name a bigger pussy. 1.00

00:31:24.000 Name a... 1.00

00:31:25.000 Dude.

00:31:26.000 Unreal!

00:31:27.000 Yeah.

00:31:28.000 And you listen to that guy.

00:31:29.000 There's another guy that's running for governor in California.

00:31:33.000 The San Diego guy?

00:31:34.000 Major Williams.

00:31:34.000 That guy too.

00:31:36.000 But Major Williams is a guy who's a veteran and he's been on the campaign trail for a while.

00:31:40.000 Republican guy.

00:31:42.000 The San Diego, I think, was he the mayor or governor of San Diego?

00:31:45.000 You've never seen a human being blink more in your life.

00:31:48.000 Really?

00:31:48.000 He has to have a condition.

00:31:49.000 Or he's a lizard.

00:31:50.000 You've never, ever seen a human being blink a lot?

00:31:53.000 I think so, yeah.

00:31:54.000 They keep doing this.

00:31:55.000 Dude, I'm saying it's a condition.

00:31:57.000 Really?

00:31:57.000 It's insane.

00:31:58.000 But I hope he wins.

00:32:00.000 See if you can find Major Williams' Instagram page.

00:32:05.000 Yeah, so he's on a run for the governor of California.

00:32:10.000 Let's get this brother in there. 0.75

00:32:11.000 Yeah, he's got a lot of support behind him too.

00:32:14.000 I'm in.

00:32:16.000 Veteran. 1.00

00:32:17.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:32:17.000 And look at his positions. 1.00

00:32:20.000 He's anti-mandatory vaccinations, anti-human trafficking, anti-voter fraud, anti-high taxes, anti-over-regulations, anti-hate groups, anti-socialism, anti-communism, anti-online censorship, anti-defunding the police. 0.99

00:32:35.000 Yeah, no shit, aren't we all? 0.84

00:32:36.000 Pro-entrepreneurship, pro-innovation, pro-Second Amendment, pro-community collaboration, pro-school choice, pro-legal immigration, pro-forest management. 0.98

00:32:45.000 All these things are good.

00:32:46.000 Pro-armed forces, pro-first responders, pro-firefighters, pro-law enforcement officers, pro-life, pro-freedom, pro-family, pro-God.

00:32:54.000 Who's not pro-God?

00:32:55.000 Who's like, I'm cool with everything but God. 1.00

00:32:57.000 God can eat shit. 1.00

00:32:58.000 What did you make? 1.00

00:32:58.000 What did you do, God? 1.00

00:33:01.000 What kind of a mess?

00:33:02.000 Look what you've done to us.

00:33:03.000 Look what you've done.

00:33:04.000 Look what you've done with the ocean. 0.98

00:33:05.000 You got sharks out there fucking all these fish up. 0.94

00:33:08.000 It's not their fault. 0.97

00:33:09.000 I don't know if he needs all that, but whoever.

00:33:11.000 Well, he's a positive force.

00:33:13.000 He's got some real good ideas.

00:33:15.000 And then this other gentleman from Google has some very good ideas.

00:33:19.000 This is the good thing about someone who's a poor manager, and not just poor manager, but corrupt.

00:33:24.000 Like when you saw Gavin Newsom at that restaurant eating indoors with no mask on, that's all you needed to know.

00:33:30.000 That's all you need to know. 0.97

00:33:30.000 You gotta look more into him, because there's that, and you're like, oh, that's ridiculous. 0.97

00:33:33.000 Well, do you know he left his vineyard open and closed the other ones?

00:33:36.000 Yeah.

00:33:36.000 Do you know that his kids are in school?

00:33:38.000 Yeah.

00:33:39.000 It's there, man.

00:33:40.000 You just gotta look into it. 1.00

00:33:41.000 It's a real piece of shit. 1.00

00:33:43.000 It's not good. 1.00

00:33:44.000 It's classic politics, and he's probably been able to do this for his whole career while he was running San Francisco.

00:33:50.000 I'm sure this is the way they've operated forever.

00:33:54.000 This is the way Nancy Pelosi operated, who's his aunt, by the way. 0.99

00:33:57.000 Correct. 0.99

00:33:57.000 Nancy Pelosi, who got busted at a beauty salon with no fucking mask on while the beauty salons were closed. 0.99

00:34:04.000 They caught her and they asked her, do you want to apologize? 0.99

00:34:08.000 They should apologize to me because it was a setup.

00:34:11.000 It was a setup.

00:34:12.000 It was a setup. 1.00

00:34:13.000 You know the fucking laws, lady. 1.00

00:34:14.000 You know those things aren't open. 1.00

00:34:16.000 I don't have hair and I know beauty salons are closed. 1.00

00:34:21.000 How the fuck do you not know? 1.00

00:34:23.000 It's crazy. 1.00

00:34:24.000 The fact that that is tolerated.

00:34:27.000 These people who make these, the rules are for you and not for me.

00:34:31.000 Different rules for you than for me. 0.91

00:34:33.000 And that's what you saw with Gavin Newsom when he's eating at that restaurant with no fucking mask and then lying about the fact that it was outdoors. 0.96

00:34:39.000 Well, his approval rating's in the tank, so he'll get his. 0.96

00:34:42.000 How does he have any approval ratings?

00:34:44.000 That's my thing. 1.00

00:34:45.000 How does anybody fuck with him? 0.99

00:34:46.000 How does anyone look at that and go, ah, he's doing a good job? 0.99

00:34:49.000 Well, people are coming at him from both sides now.

00:34:51.000 Because now people are coming at him on the left for reopening up restaurants.

00:34:57.000 When I saw an article today saying that there's widespread support for keeping the economy locked down.

00:35:02.000 How insane is that?

00:35:03.000 With who?

00:35:04.000 With who?

00:35:05.000 How insane is that?

00:35:05.000 But it's a lie.

00:35:07.000 Widespread support among who?

00:35:08.000 Your friends who are rich?

00:35:10.000 Yep. 0.98

00:35:10.000 Like, people that have no money and are fucked right now want to be able to take a chance. 0.98

00:35:14.000 Wear a goddamn mask, take your vitamins, and go to work. 1.00

00:35:18.000 That's what people want to do. 1.00

00:35:19.000 Let us decide.

00:35:19.000 They want to keep their businesses open.

00:35:21.000 Look at Cuomo.

00:35:22.000 He's like, man, we got to open up because we're not going to have anything to open back up to if we keep shutting down. 0.98

00:35:27.000 We're like, yeah, bitch, we've been saying this since day one, dude. 0.99

00:35:30.000 Dude, when I talk to politicians who will talk to me both on the record and off the record, there was decisions that were made that were trying to fuck Trump over. 0.99

00:35:38.000 Real clear. 0.95

00:35:39.000 They didn't want the economy to rebound.

00:35:41.000 They made political decisions and they thought they could get away with it.

00:35:44.000 We have to get rid of those people.

00:35:46.000 Have to.

00:35:46.000 All those people that made those kind of decisions, we have to get rid of them.

00:35:49.000 It's heartbreaking.

00:35:50.000 I talked to Governor Abbott, the governor of Texas, and he was real clear.

00:35:54.000 He's like, we have to allow businesses to stay open.

00:35:58.000 He goes, if we don't have businesses staying open, we're doomed.

00:36:01.000 This is just how an economy works.

00:36:04.000 And Elon Musk talked about it on my podcast earlier.

00:36:07.000 Yeah.

00:36:15.000 Yeah.

00:36:29.000 It's dark, dude.

00:36:29.000 You look at the crime rate.

00:36:30.000 Oh, dude, it's so dark.

00:36:32.000 It's so dark.

00:36:32.000 But what you don't want to have happen in California, and this would make me leave California, is you look at what Washington and Minneapolis did with the taxes.

00:36:40.000 Have you seen what they've done?

00:36:41.000 Oh, yeah, they've hacked them up.

00:36:42.000 They've hacked them way the fuck up.

00:36:43.000 It's hilarious.

00:36:43.000 That's why everybody's moving here.

00:36:45.000 Yeah.

00:36:46.000 Not just because it's cool. 0.97

00:36:48.000 Not just because people are friendly as fuck. 0.88

00:36:50.000 I would have moved here if the taxes are the same. 0.97

00:36:52.000 Just because of the way they're handling COVID. It's just a better system here.

00:36:57.000 And it's also...

00:36:58.000 The other thing is it's an easier system to manage because there's less people.

00:37:02.000 The reality of California and the reality of LA is there's too many people.

00:37:06.000 There's a lot of people.

00:37:06.000 There's too many people to manage.

00:37:09.000 Yeah, it's scary for sure.

00:37:10.000 Hey, you like cigars?

00:37:11.000 No.

00:37:12.000 No?

00:37:12.000 Oh, no.

00:37:13.000 Interesting.

00:37:13.000 I like the smell of them.

00:37:15.000 Oh, good.

00:37:15.000 But I don't like stay on them.

00:37:16.000 Okay.

00:37:17.000 Just whiskey for me, sir.

00:37:18.000 Just smell the cigar.

00:37:19.000 I took all of January off from drinking.

00:37:21.000 All of it?

00:37:22.000 Because I was drinking every single night.

00:37:24.000 Why were you doing that?

00:37:25.000 Just to kind of cope?

00:37:27.000 Just to wind down?

00:37:28.000 Just to get by?

00:37:28.000 2020 was tough.

00:37:30.000 It was a weird year, man.

00:37:31.000 So I decided to drink every night.

00:37:33.000 It's a weird year, but I think for the people that survived, the one benefit, if you want to look for the silver lining in the cloud, the one benefit is that I think people are going to appreciate freedom and health and just the way things were.

00:37:51.000 And family.

00:37:51.000 Yeah.

00:37:52.000 Oh, that's that for sure.

00:37:53.000 There's a lot of people that really, really appreciate their family and really appreciate the people that survived.

00:37:58.000 And, you know, when you have loved ones that get lost or...

00:38:03.000 We're good to go.

00:38:11.000 We're good to go.

00:38:27.000 It's a Calibri.

00:38:27.000 It's a regular cigar lighter.

00:38:29.000 Is it?

00:38:30.000 Jesus.

00:38:30.000 I'm not a smoker.

00:38:31.000 I don't know.

00:38:31.000 That was pretty badass.

00:38:32.000 Yeah, it looks good, right?

00:38:33.000 Yeah, you look pretty gangster.

00:38:36.000 Yeah, you're full-blown Texas.

00:38:39.000 Yeah, man, you look happy.

00:38:40.000 Since I moved here, I've got eight guns given to me.

00:38:43.000 Oh, yeah?

00:38:44.000 People have given me eight guns.

00:38:44.000 Like Black Rifle and Tim Kennedy?

00:38:46.000 Yeah.

00:38:47.000 Tim Kennedy gave me a gun when he came on the podcast.

00:38:48.000 Of course.

00:38:49.000 Standard.

00:38:49.000 And then eight other people gave me guns.

00:38:51.000 Hell yeah.

00:38:52.000 Yeah.

00:38:53.000 Gun companies.

00:38:54.000 Wow.

00:38:55.000 Yeah.

00:38:55.000 It's just like they're...

00:38:56.000 They don't give a fuck out here. 0.99

00:38:57.000 It's like in a fruit basket in LA, you get guns in Texas. 0.99

00:38:59.000 Well, it's just a different place, man.

00:39:01.000 It's different.

00:39:02.000 But here's the thing.

00:39:03.000 There's pros and cons to all this craziness, no matter where you live.

00:39:07.000 The pros here, in my opinion, outweigh the cons.

00:39:10.000 People are really nice.

00:39:11.000 They're really friendly.

00:39:13.000 The food's great.

00:39:14.000 And it's just like a more relaxed environment, man.

00:39:16.000 And if you can build a comedy scene, which I believe in you and that you'll do.

00:39:21.000 I got plans.

00:39:21.000 Yeah, I know you do.

00:39:22.000 Then there's a huge pro here.

00:39:25.000 Because that's kind of the one con right now.

00:39:27.000 Yeah.

00:39:27.000 Because LA, I can do six spots in a night.

00:39:30.000 Still?

00:39:31.000 Well, no, not right now.

00:39:33.000 I'm saying when it opens up.

00:39:34.000 Yeah, well, when it opens up here, by the time things open up, we've got plans, bro.

00:39:38.000 Don't worry.

00:39:39.000 We're shifting.

00:39:41.000 We're shifting.

00:39:43.000 Here, the thing is, the reason why we were in LA is because we were hoping...

00:39:47.000 To be a part of the Hollywood system.

00:39:50.000 The Hollywood system has more holes in it than the restaurant industry.

00:39:53.000 That system has been falling apart for a long time in terms of providing comedians jobs.

00:39:59.000 You get a few jobs, but the real jobs are on the internet.

00:40:02.000 That's the real jobs.

00:40:03.000 The real jobs are the jobs you create yourself.

00:40:04.000 Guys like Tim Dillon, guys like you, guys like me.

00:40:07.000 What we've done...

00:40:09.000 Through podcasts and YouTube and now Spotify is you don't need to be in a central location.

00:40:15.000 No.

00:40:16.000 You just need the support of other comics and guests and you need to do your best and put on a good show.

00:40:21.000 And it goes to the whole world.

00:40:23.000 It doesn't have to be centrally located in Los Angeles.

00:40:26.000 No.

00:40:26.000 It just doesn't have to be anymore.

00:40:27.000 No.

00:40:28.000 Yeah, my thing is, again, I'm sure it's going to get better here, especially if you open up a club and do that stuff.

00:40:35.000 But once L.A. does open up and those clubs are hopefully still around and I can do six to seven spots a night, you know?

00:40:42.000 You've been in L.A. for how long, Joe?

00:40:44.000 30 years?

00:40:45.000 Close.

00:40:45.000 You had that little stint in Denver and came back, but it's like you've been there forever, man.

00:40:49.000 Yeah.

00:40:50.000 Like, you're older.

00:40:51.000 You're set, dude.

00:40:52.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:40:52.000 Like, you're a monster, so you can come out here and do that. 0.99

00:40:55.000 I gotta hustle, dude. 1.00

00:40:56.000 Oh, I get it. 0.99

00:40:57.000 I gotta fucking hustle. 1.00

00:40:58.000 No, I get it. 0.99

00:40:58.000 LA, there's just the energy there for me, and that's why I'm giving it a year. 0.99

00:41:02.000 I'm hoping that those things open back up so that hustle's available.

00:41:05.000 Now, you take that away, yeah, there's no reason for me to be there.

00:41:09.000 Yeah, no.

00:41:09.000 Listen, I love LA and I hope, especially I love the LA comedy scene.

00:41:14.000 I hope the improv reopens.

00:41:16.000 I hope the store reopens.

00:41:17.000 I hope everything comes back to life and survives.

00:41:20.000 I really do.

00:41:20.000 And I hope it's a great place for the comics in that area to thrive and to keep going.

00:41:25.000 But we don't need just one great place.

00:41:27.000 I agree.

00:41:28.000 And I think that what kept me and a lot of people in Los Angeles was the showbiz industry.

00:41:35.000 But I don't think the showbiz industry applies to us the same way it applies to people that are trying to get on sitcoms.

00:41:41.000 I don't know why you're trying to get on there.

00:41:44.000 Well, I was making fun of Chris DiStefano because he was like, I'm trying to figure out how to come out there because we have this show on True TV. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing, dude? 0.98

00:41:52.000 You say that, but look what happened with those Impractical Jokers, guys. 1.00

00:41:55.000 Those guys are selling out fucking arenas. 0.99

00:41:57.000 I don't want to be those guys. 1.00

00:41:58.000 Wasn't that True TV? Sure.

00:41:59.000 I don't want to be those guys.

00:42:00.000 Yeah, but they want to be those guys.

00:42:02.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:42:02.000 They're killing it.

00:42:03.000 I don't.

00:42:03.000 Okay, you don't.

00:42:04.000 I see what you're saying.

00:42:06.000 But listen, Chris DiStefano is not selling out arenas.

00:42:08.000 Yeah.

00:42:08.000 And he's a funny guy.

00:42:10.000 Chris DiStefano is a very funny guy.

00:42:12.000 Very talented.

00:42:12.000 Very talented guy.

00:42:13.000 Just a matter of time before he pops.

00:42:14.000 Yes, for sure.

00:42:15.000 But he's not selling out arenas.

00:42:17.000 Those guys are. 0.99

00:42:18.000 Those impractical jokers guys are fucking killing it, dude. 1.00

00:42:21.000 Chris is funnier than them. 0.99

00:42:22.000 And it's all...

00:42:23.000 Well, they're not really stand-ups, right?

00:42:24.000 No.

00:42:25.000 They're more improvisational.

00:42:26.000 They do a whole show.

00:42:28.000 It's a very funny show.

00:42:29.000 Ari told me it's great.

00:42:30.000 He's been there.

00:42:31.000 He's done it with them.

00:42:32.000 He said it's fantastic.

00:42:33.000 I'm sure.

00:42:33.000 Yeah, they're good at that for sure.

00:42:34.000 They had that tour that Burt went on.

00:42:36.000 Yeah, they crushed it.

00:42:37.000 Absolutely crushed it.

00:42:38.000 They had, not a tour, it's Cruise, right?

00:42:40.000 They had that Cruise.

00:42:41.000 Yeah.

00:42:42.000 But the point is, it worked out for them.

00:42:44.000 But the reason I think it worked out for Impractical Jokers is because it's a great show.

00:42:48.000 If you have a great show, you put it anywhere, people can find it.

00:42:51.000 You're going to make it no matter what.

00:42:52.000 Yeah.

00:42:52.000 It just needs a platform.

00:42:54.000 And you can create your own platform.

00:42:56.000 I mean, YouTube now, like, was special and stuff.

00:42:58.000 Look at Mark Norman.

00:42:59.000 Yes.

00:42:59.000 If he put a special on, you know, I don't know how it would have done on Netflix, getting lost in the algorithm.

00:43:04.000 Maybe if he gets in, you know, behind you and Burr and Tom, maybe it blows up, like Nate Bargatsky.

00:43:09.000 But him putting it on YouTube, that thing, you know, he's had over 5 million views.

00:43:13.000 Yeah, and he deserves them all.

00:43:14.000 That's all Mark.

00:43:14.000 Yeah, he deserves them all.

00:43:15.000 And it's all word of mouth.

00:43:17.000 And now Mark is killing it.

00:43:18.000 He's out there on the road, and he's killing it. 0.92

00:43:21.000 That's beautiful.

00:43:22.000 That's the beautiful thing about comedy.

00:43:24.000 It's like, if you're undeniable, people find you out.

00:43:28.000 He does a lot of podcasts.

00:43:30.000 Mark is always a guest on podcasts.

00:43:31.000 He's hilarious.

00:43:32.000 Everyone loves him.

00:43:34.000 Everyone knows how talented he is.

00:43:35.000 And he's dedicated to the game.

00:43:37.000 He loves comedy.

00:43:38.000 He's a true comic.

00:43:39.000 Yes.

00:43:40.000 Loves it.

00:43:41.000 Loves it.

00:43:41.000 And a great guy.

00:43:42.000 Just a great guy.

00:43:43.000 The best.

00:43:44.000 Just a great guy.

00:43:45.000 Yeah, I'm happy when guys do the Andrew Schultz route.

00:43:49.000 Like what Andrew did. 0.98

00:43:50.000 Schultz, he's so fucking smart. 1.00

00:43:53.000 He put all his shit on YouTube. 1.00

00:43:54.000 He put an improvisational special on YouTube. 1.00

00:43:58.000 He put a crowd work special on YouTube.

00:43:59.000 Yep.

00:43:59.000 All improvisational.

00:44:00.000 All fucking around with the crowd. 1.00

00:44:02.000 Off the cuff. 1.00

00:44:02.000 For now. 1.00

00:44:02.000 And then he does his Netflix series based on shit that he was doing on Instagram during COVID. Yeah. 1.00

00:44:09.000 He gets together a bunch of writers.

00:44:11.000 He puts together a studio. 0.96

00:44:13.000 He spends a shitload of money and puts together these video clips that are just goddamn brilliant. 0.92

00:44:18.000 Just joke after joke, punchline after punchline. 0.70

00:44:21.000 It's not even his material.

00:44:21.000 So he still has to do a special with Netflix.

00:44:24.000 Yes, yes.

00:44:24.000 Or wherever he wants to go.

00:44:25.000 He fucking for sure could. 0.96

00:44:27.000 Well, not only is it not his material, Him and Tim. 0.99

00:44:51.000 Yes.

00:44:52.000 But he figured out how to condense it into this undeniable form that you could put on Instagram. 0.99

00:45:01.000 I would send those clips to people and they'd be like, holy shit. 0.54

00:45:04.000 I put them up on my Instagram and they would get millions of views because they were that good. 0.99

00:45:08.000 Monster.

00:45:10.000 Yeah.

00:45:11.000 Monster.

00:45:12.000 Yeah, there's a few comics or podcasters or, you know, comedians who figured out in COVID how to adjust and capitalize on it.

00:45:20.000 And a lot of them just disappeared.

00:45:22.000 Yeah, but that's the guys that don't hustle.

00:45:23.000 Those are the same guys that don't write a lot.

00:45:25.000 That's what Mark Norman said.

00:45:26.000 I had him on the podcast.

00:45:27.000 He goes, you know, in hindsight, COVID's kind of good because you're going to find out who can hack it and who can't.

00:45:33.000 Who can deal with it and adapt and be a real comedian. 0.93

00:45:36.000 And who's got balls? 0.97

00:45:37.000 Yes. 0.95

00:45:38.000 Who takes chances?

00:45:39.000 Yep.

00:45:39.000 Yeah.

00:45:39.000 And there's a lot of people that just like, they're like, woe is me.

00:45:42.000 When is everything going to open?

00:45:44.000 When can I call in and get work?

00:45:45.000 Yep.

00:45:46.000 And other guys just said, hey, we have these platforms.

00:45:48.000 We have YouTube.

00:45:49.000 We have Instagram.

00:45:49.000 We have Twitter.

00:45:50.000 We have all these different platforms where you could just put up videos.

00:45:53.000 Power through it.

00:45:53.000 Yeah.

00:45:54.000 Just do it and just...

00:45:56.000 Gather up a big following.

00:45:57.000 Again, it goes back to, you know, in major sports with the UFC. When everyone was scared and shut down, they went, nah, we're going to do it in this island in fucking Abu Dhabi. 0.98

00:46:06.000 I know, isn't that crazy? 1.00

00:46:06.000 Everyone gave so much shit, but they did it. 1.00

00:46:08.000 Nobody got hurt. 0.99

00:46:09.000 I mean, some fighters got punched in the face, but I'm saying no one got hurt from COVID. Everything's all good.

00:46:14.000 Isn't it funny?

00:46:14.000 They were worried about getting hurt from COVID. Meanwhile, they're getting shins bounced off their fucking temples.

00:46:20.000 But they're like, what about the fighters? 0.99

00:46:22.000 You're talking about the most elite athletes on the planet who are in crazy shape.

00:46:26.000 You think any of them, like every one of them that got COVID, like, I kind of think I had a headache.

00:46:32.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.

00:46:32.000 I've had worse allergy attacks.

00:46:34.000 Well, like, not only that, like, what was Calvin Cater's next day after the Max Holloway fight?

00:46:41.000 Probably worse than anything anyone's ever experienced other than dying from COVID. Yes.

00:46:46.000 No doubt.

00:46:47.000 I mean, John...

00:46:48.000 They should have thrown in the towel on that.

00:46:50.000 Well, my thing is though, you can blame, I think, listen, you know I love you, Herb Dean.

00:46:55.000 You could have blamed Herb there, because like, dude, you know that kid, come on. 0.99

00:46:58.000 But then if you expect a corner of four Boston dudes to throw in a towel during a fucking cage fight, you're in your mind. 0.99

00:47:05.000 Never happening. 0.99

00:47:05.000 It's never happening. 0.99

00:47:06.000 Never happening.

00:47:06.000 If he was throwing hammer fists off his back, they would have gone, keep going, Calvin!

00:47:11.000 You got him on the ropes! 0.98

00:47:13.000 Yeah, they're savages. 0.99

00:47:14.000 Boston's filled with savages. 1.00

00:47:16.000 Savages. 0.86

00:47:16.000 So it's like, that was never gonna happen, man. 0.86

00:47:18.000 So, like, know the audience.

00:47:22.000 So for Herb, it's like, dude, you know they're from Boston.

00:47:24.000 But in Herb's defense, Calvin Cater was still swinging.

00:47:28.000 He was still fighting.

00:47:29.000 You gotta live to fight another day, man.

00:47:31.000 I understand.

00:47:31.000 You know, when you're getting beat up like that, and I love Calvin, man.

00:47:34.000 I hate to see it.

00:47:35.000 Love Calvin. 0.96

00:47:36.000 And I love Max, too, but it's like, that was a royal ass-whooping.

00:47:39.000 And you're also talking about a guy in Max Holloway who's, ready? 0.80

00:47:42.000 Never been sat down.

00:47:44.000 Ever.

00:47:44.000 Not been knocked down once.

00:47:46.000 Never.

00:47:46.000 So just know the analytics.

00:47:48.000 This ain't happening.

00:47:49.000 He went toe-to-toe with Dustin Poirier.

00:47:51.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:47:51.000 For five fucking rounds. 1.00

00:47:52.000 Didn't get sat down, dude. 1.00

00:47:53.000 No.

00:47:54.000 And got rocked multiple occasions.

00:47:56.000 Yes.

00:47:57.000 That just shows you what a cracker Dustin Poirier is.

00:47:59.000 The fact that Max Holloway, who beats the shit out of Calvin Cater and says, I'm the best boxer in the UFC. And Dustin's like, hold on, son.

00:48:07.000 Dustin says, hold my hot sauce. 0.99

00:48:08.000 Do you not remember what the fuck just went down just a few months ago? 0.98

00:48:11.000 Dude, just... 0.99

00:48:12.000 Hold on, dear. 1.00

00:48:13.000 Dustin Poirier is a bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:48:15.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:48:16.000 He really is. 1.00

00:48:17.000 He texted me after the fight because me and Theo, you know, Theo's a big Dustin Poirier fan because we're both from Louisiana.

00:48:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:22.000 And obviously, I'm a Connor Dick writer.

00:48:24.000 And so, and I love Dustin.

00:48:25.000 I'm way closer with Dustin.

00:48:27.000 But, you know, just for the show, it's fun to bet.

00:48:28.000 And so I bet Theo $1,000 cash.

00:48:31.000 Whoa.

00:48:32.000 So as soon as Dustin, I don't know why he thought this, as soon as he got backstage, he must have got to his phone, text me, pay Theo his money.

00:48:39.000 Yeah.

00:48:43.000 Like, yeah, congrats, dude.

00:48:45.000 That must have been on his head.

00:48:46.000 I was like, you know it's all love.

00:48:48.000 You know it's all love, man.

00:48:49.000 Can't wait to tweet.

00:48:51.000 Yeah, you can't say that with a fighter.

00:48:53.000 You bet against a fighter, you can't say it.

00:48:54.000 Yeah, he knows it's bad, though.

00:48:56.000 Yeah, they get mad.

00:48:56.000 They get personal.

00:48:57.000 They do?

00:48:58.000 Well, they're very emotionally invested.

00:49:00.000 That's how they should be.

00:49:01.000 Yeah.

00:49:01.000 What do you do with Dustin next?

00:49:04.000 Well, there's two options.

00:49:05.000 Have you talked about this?

00:49:06.000 No, I have not.

00:49:07.000 But there's the purest option.

00:49:09.000 The purest option is Charles Oliveira.

00:49:11.000 If you're a purest, you want that fight.

00:49:13.000 And I think I want that fight.

00:49:14.000 That should be the right thing to do.

00:49:15.000 If you want to make a shitload of money before Conor fights someone else, you have the rematch.

00:49:20.000 Oh, no, you can't do that.

00:49:21.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:49:22.000 If Conor fights Michael Chandler next, which is a possibility, if Dustin fights...

00:49:31.000 I think Michael Chandler is a favorite in that fight.

00:49:36.000 100%.

00:49:37.000 Yeah, which is very dangerous for your money.

00:49:40.000 If you want to make a lot of money, what you do is you allow Connor to have some time off.

00:49:49.000 You figure out a way to market this in a way that you explain a way that Connor can figure out a way to beat Dustin.

00:49:56.000 Good luck.

00:49:57.000 Good luck.

00:49:58.000 He did beat him in the first fight, and he did rock him in the second fight, and Dustin actually admitted there was one point in the first round where he was hurt.

00:50:08.000 And he was like, if Conor followed up, it might have been in trouble.

00:50:11.000 But that might be Dustin also saying, like, I would like that rematch.

00:50:15.000 Yeah, he knows what's up.

00:50:16.000 And he also might want that rematch.

00:50:17.000 A lot of money in that rematch.

00:50:19.000 And this pains me to say this.

00:50:21.000 I think you've got to take Conor out of the equation.

00:50:23.000 He's out.

00:50:24.000 Let me throw one more variable.

00:50:26.000 Go ahead.

00:50:26.000 The COVID restrictions get lifted.

00:50:29.000 Dublin, Ireland.

00:50:31.000 Soccer Stadium.

00:50:34.000 No, hear me out here, dude.

00:50:36.000 And it pains me to say this.

00:50:37.000 I love where your head's at.

00:50:38.000 You've got to take Conor out of the equation for the race for the title.

00:50:42.000 Because what you're going to have is Charles Oliveira, Dustin Poirier, Michael Chandler, Justin Gaethje.

00:50:48.000 Yes.

00:50:49.000 And then Conor, they're over here.

00:50:50.000 They're out of the tournament.

00:50:51.000 You're going to have Conor versus Nate Diaz trilogy in Dublin.

00:50:54.000 Go ahead and do that.

00:50:55.000 But they're not in the race for the title.

00:50:56.000 Well, Conor versus Nate Diaz is an excellent option.

00:50:59.000 It's an excellent option.

00:51:01.000 Because that doesn't offend anyone, like myself, who's a purist.

00:51:04.000 They both have time off.

00:51:05.000 Yep.

00:51:06.000 Give them some time off.

00:51:07.000 It doesn't offend anyone.

00:51:10.000 And Nate is not the kind of kicker that Dustin is.

00:51:13.000 He's much more of a boxer.

00:51:15.000 It falls into Conor's wheelhouse more.

00:51:17.000 And Nate is also insanely durable.

00:51:20.000 And Nate also has a finish over Conor.

00:51:24.000 Conor does not have a finish over Nate Diaz.

00:51:25.000 And at 55 is where this thing should be settled.

00:51:28.000 Yes.

00:51:28.000 And you do that in Dublin, but they're out of the conversation of title.

00:51:31.000 Title is Charles Oliveira, Justin Gaethje, Michael Chandler.

00:51:34.000 Yes, but a lot of people are very offended that Michael Chandler gets an immediate jump right into almost title contention with one knockout over Dan Hooker.

00:51:46.000 But then you don't know the history of Michael Chandler.

00:51:48.000 That's true, but then...

00:51:50.000 You're talking about a former multi-time world champion, Bellator, fighting the who's who over there.

00:51:54.000 Had to finish over Ben Henderson.

00:51:55.000 But Patricio Pitbull knocked him out how long ago?

00:51:58.000 Yeah, and who's a smaller guy, but he also has a win over him, too.

00:52:03.000 Well, no, he has a win over his brother.

00:52:04.000 That's right.

00:52:05.000 Patricchi Pitbull.

00:52:06.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:52:06.000 He KO'd his brother, and then Patricio got revenge.

00:52:12.000 But he's a two-division champion in Bellator.

00:52:14.000 That guy is legit.

00:52:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:17.000 He's legit.

00:52:18.000 He's like one of those guys who could make it over in the UFC. Come over in the UFC. Easily.

00:52:23.000 The other one is Lima.

00:52:24.000 Lima are the two guys.

00:52:26.000 Him and Lima are the two.

00:52:27.000 And, of course, Mousasi.

00:52:28.000 You know, Mousasi is 100% legit.

00:52:30.000 Mousasi might be the best 185 pounder in the world that's not in the UFC. I mean, he's the Bellator champion.

00:52:37.000 I mean, I don't see anybody in any other organization that could fuck with Mousasi. 0.99

00:52:42.000 I think he's so goddamn skillful. 0.99

00:52:44.000 And you see the way he beat Lima. 0.99

00:52:45.000 You know, he beat Lima in a fight where Lima had his leg in real fucking trouble. 0.98

00:52:50.000 For sure. 0.98

00:52:50.000 Real trouble. 0.98

00:52:51.000 But he outpointed Lima.

00:52:53.000 I'm a big Mousasi nutrover. 1.00

00:52:55.000 I love Mousasi.

00:52:56.000 And I'm a big Lehman nut rider too.

00:52:58.000 Yes.

00:52:59.000 Stylebender would knock Musashi out in two rounds.

00:53:02.000 Really?

00:53:04.000 110%.

00:53:04.000 Wow.

00:53:04.000 And I love Musashi.

00:53:05.000 How great would that fight be?

00:53:07.000 I guess I'm into it.

00:53:08.000 I'm into Stylebender versus Jan.

00:53:12.000 Have you seen that card?

00:53:13.000 Jan Bohovic. 1.00

00:53:13.000 That makes my dick hard. 1.00

00:53:14.000 Jan Bohovic is a monster at 205. You want to talk about a guy who is depleting himself to make weight? 1.00

00:53:20.000 That Polish power? 1.00

00:53:22.000 His power is preposterous. 0.89

00:53:24.000 It's preposterous.

00:53:25.000 You think he hits Stylebender?

00:53:26.000 Listen, now, you know I'm a Conor Nutrider? 0.98

00:53:30.000 I'm fucking Bukkake Stylebender guy. 0.92

00:53:32.000 I'm just... 0.91

00:53:34.000 Like, if aliens came like, hey, so who's the best?

00:53:37.000 I'm showing them Stylebender.

00:53:38.000 Well, I think when you look at his fight with Paulo Costa, there's no doubt he's, and I've said this before, I'll say it again, the most sophisticated striker in the sport ever.

00:53:47.000 The best we've ever seen.

00:53:48.000 Ever.

00:53:48.000 Hands down.

00:53:49.000 Ever.

00:53:49.000 The most...

00:53:50.000 Wonderboy close second.

00:53:51.000 Complex.

00:53:52.000 Well, Wonderboy had a totally different kind of style, right?

00:53:54.000 Because it was weird.

00:53:55.000 Karate style, sideways stance, the best front leg stylist ever.

00:54:00.000 His movement.

00:54:01.000 Yeah, oh my god.

00:54:03.000 Stylebender and Wonderboy as far as like pure strikers, but Stylebender versus Jan, you know, I think Stylebender is a favorite in that and he should be.

00:54:10.000 Yeah, he should be.

00:54:11.000 But I don't think he's gonna defend like the belt there.

00:54:12.000 I don't see that happening.

00:54:14.000 He might. 0.97

00:54:14.000 He says he wants to go all the way up to heavyweight and fuck Jon Jones up. 0.97

00:54:17.000 I know, he keeps saying that he came on Food Truck and he's like, dude, you keep saying that I'm too small. 0.97

00:54:21.000 He's like, I'm pretty big. 0.99

00:54:22.000 I was like, you're pretty fucking big. 0.97

00:54:23.000 He was taller than me. 0.98

00:54:24.000 Yeah.

00:54:25.000 By an inch?

00:54:26.000 Is he 6'4"?

00:54:27.000 6'4-ish?

00:54:28.000 6'4 and a half?

00:54:29.000 Yeah.

00:54:29.000 And he doesn't want to put any weight on, which is interesting.

00:54:32.000 He wants that speed.

00:54:33.000 Yeah.

00:54:33.000 Well, he also says- Have you seen John lately, though?

00:54:35.000 He looks so big.

00:54:36.000 Oh, he's so juicy.

00:54:37.000 He looks so big. 0.98

00:54:38.000 He's jacked. 0.96

00:54:39.000 He looks so big.

00:54:41.000 Yeah, all he's doing is powerlifting.

00:54:42.000 And he's getting the winner of Francis for Stipe.

00:54:44.000 Yes.

00:54:45.000 That's a dangerous fight.

00:54:48.000 Francis is the favorite in that.

00:54:49.000 He's so dangerous right now.

00:54:50.000 You know that?

00:54:50.000 Francis is the favorite.

00:54:51.000 Francis is the favorite of almost any human being if he catches you on the chin.

00:54:55.000 Is he the favorite over John if they fight, you think?

00:54:57.000 Here's the thing with Francis.

00:54:59.000 Here's where Francis becomes the favorite if they do it at the Apex Center.

00:55:03.000 You're saying with no crowd? 0.99

00:55:04.000 No, that fucking small ring. 0.99

00:55:06.000 A small octagon is a big difference, man. 0.99

00:55:09.000 See, I feel like that's more advantage for Johnny.

00:55:11.000 He's going to take him down.

00:55:13.000 Stipe.

00:55:14.000 Oh, you're saying Stipe.

00:55:15.000 Oh, word.

00:55:15.000 This is why it's dangerous.

00:55:17.000 Like, you can't get away from him.

00:55:18.000 Like, yeah, it's harder to move away.

00:55:21.000 Like, what Stipe has to do in that fight is he has to be mobile, and he has to figure out a way to get out of the big shots, get out of the way of the big shots, and then implement his takedown game.

00:55:31.000 You know, I know I had Justin Wren on the podcast the other day, and Justin was talking about how Stipe wanted to bring him into his camp. 0.99

00:55:38.000 I told Justin, like, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99

00:55:40.000 Like, Justin's got fucked up knees, he's got a fucked up neck, he's got fucked up shoulders, and he just got stem cells shot in. 1.00

00:55:47.000 Justin's like oh, he's got a girl the time shit and like always He had Cerebral malaria. 0.99

00:55:53.000 He had malaria in his brain quick on Africa He had parasites in his body that fucked him up for how many years Jamie we talked about this It's a quick on that do it from the ins do for mom words in years and years of his body being destroyed by parasites He's had like a real problem over there. 0.98

00:56:09.000 It's still thick malaria three times.

00:56:11.000 Yeah Still thick.

00:56:12.000 Yeah, still thick.

00:56:13.000 But the point is, I've told them, like, you're always creating these new problems in your life. 0.97

00:56:18.000 Don't, while you're in the middle of healing, go do a fucking training camp with a heavyweight champion of the world. 0.96

00:56:24.000 Has he been training? 0.99

00:56:24.000 No! 0.99

00:56:25.000 He can get fucked up, dude. 1.00

00:56:26.000 Yes! 1.00

00:56:27.000 And Stipe, listen, I've been in training camp with Stipe, but he's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:56:30.000 He's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:56:30.000 He's gonna ragdoll you around, Justin. 1.00

00:56:32.000 Well, also, Stipe is, what, 38 now?

00:56:35.000 Yeah.

00:56:35.000 And he's got to know this is his last run.

00:56:38.000 Big time.

00:56:39.000 Yeah.

00:56:39.000 And Francis.

00:56:41.000 And if he can beat Francis for a second time and prove the odds makers wrong, because I believe he was the underdog in the first fight as well.

00:56:50.000 He was, yeah. 0.96

00:56:50.000 So if he can give a big fuck you to all these people making the odds, and then he goes down in history as the greatest of all time. 0.96

00:56:58.000 I think he already goes down in history as at least the most accomplished heavyweight in the UFC of all time. 0.99

00:57:05.000 That's a good way to put it.

00:57:06.000 A most accomplished.

00:57:07.000 Because if gun to the head, if it's a prime Cain Velasquez...

00:57:11.000 Gun to the head, I like prime Cain over everybody that's ever lived. 0.94

00:57:14.000 Ever. 0.99

00:57:15.000 I don't know why he doesn't give more respect.

00:57:17.000 Well, people forget.

00:57:18.000 It's like Roy Jones' song.

00:57:19.000 Y'all must have forgot.

00:57:20.000 Y'all must have forgot. 1.00

00:57:21.000 Kane was a motherfucker. 1.00

00:57:23.000 His cardio was... 1.00

00:57:24.000 It doesn't make sense.

00:57:25.000 It didn't make sense.

00:57:26.000 He had cardio like a flyweight, and he was 240 pounds. 0.84

00:57:30.000 And, you know, when he fucked up Brock Lesnar, when he fucked up Ben Rothwell...

00:57:34.000 How about JDS and the rematch? 0.91

00:57:35.000 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:57:36.000 He's like, oh, yeah, you clipped me behind the ear.

00:57:38.000 Watch this.

00:57:38.000 And took years off JDS's...

00:57:40.000 For sure.

00:57:41.000 JDS was never the same.

00:57:42.000 For sure, yeah.

00:57:43.000 I mean, he's...

00:57:43.000 And then the other rematch...

00:57:45.000 Dude.

00:57:45.000 He battered him.

00:57:47.000 It's horrific.

00:57:49.000 What Kane used to do to people was hit them with a pace that no other human being that's a heavyweight other than Kane Velasquez could maintain.

00:57:56.000 And I don't think we'll ever see that type of cardio ever again.

00:57:59.000 Special individual.

00:58:00.000 I think he's just uniquely talented.

00:58:02.000 Yep, me too. 0.94

00:58:03.000 And also, his mind was so fucking strong that... 0.99

00:58:06.000 And the mind being so fucking strong is one of the reasons why his body started blowing apart. 0.95

00:58:10.000 Because his shoulders, his neck, his back, his knees, everything started going eventually, and that's when he stopped being Cain Velasquez. 0.88

00:58:19.000 Talk to DC about it.

00:58:20.000 You've had DC in here?

00:58:22.000 No! 1.00

00:58:22.000 You work with DC, you son of a bitch. 1.00

00:58:24.000 We've tried to make it happen for him to come in here, but we never figured it out. 1.00

00:58:28.000 I love DC. But you talked to DC, who was his main training partner, and when Steepi and DC fought that rematch to go down as the greatest heavyweight of all time, ask DC who's the best Volta.

00:58:38.000 Ask how the rounds went with him and Kane.

00:58:40.000 You hear those stories and you're like, what?

00:58:42.000 Monster, dude.

00:58:44.000 He said it publicly.

00:58:44.000 Yeah, so that's where I'm at with it.

00:58:45.000 He's like, I don't think I can beat that dude.

00:58:48.000 It'd be tough.

00:58:49.000 The other guy's Fedor.

00:58:52.000 I'm not as high on Fedor. 0.99

00:58:54.000 Oh man, Fedor when he fought Krokop, Fedor when he fought Noguera, Fedor when he was the fucking man. 0.97

00:59:01.000 And he was a unique combination of a guy who could finish you off his back with arm bars as well as smash you on his feet. 0.99

00:59:11.000 Yep. 0.98

00:59:12.000 He was so goddamn good. 0.97

00:59:14.000 See, I think that GOAT, and they do it in basketball all the time with LeBron and Jordan, and they do it in football with Tom Brady and these other guys. 0.98

00:59:21.000 It's tough to say greatest of all time.

00:59:23.000 It's the greatest of that time period.

00:59:25.000 That's more fair.

00:59:26.000 Yes.

00:59:26.000 Because when Fedor's fighting, listen, it's the Wild West.

00:59:29.000 Yes. 1.00

00:59:30.000 Has Fedor had some weird Russian shit in his ass from Needles? 1.00

00:59:33.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:59:34.000 I don't know.

00:59:35.000 If I had a guess, after watching the documentary Icarus from Brian Fogle, where they talked about how there was a state-sponsored doping program where all of the Olympic athletes...

00:59:47.000 I mean, Brian Fogle was just on the podcast recently talking about it.

00:59:50.000 The only people they didn't dope was the figure skaters. 0.99

00:59:53.000 So with Fader, maybe?

00:59:54.000 Well, the figure skaters, it doesn't help.

00:59:56.000 It didn't help these small movements.

00:59:58.000 We didn't need to help them.

01:00:00.000 But to Fedor's defense, the guys he was fighting were all on the same ship, too.

01:00:04.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:04.000 So that's a time period, man.

01:00:06.000 It's like when Lance Armstrong was competing in Tour de France.

01:00:08.000 They're all doing it.

01:00:09.000 Everybody was doing it.

01:00:10.000 They're also on bikes.

01:00:11.000 Bill Burr has a fantastic bit about him.

01:00:13.000 So does Tony.

01:00:15.000 Does Tony?

01:00:16.000 About Lance Armstrong?

01:00:18.000 Yeah, bike riding.

01:00:19.000 No, about transgender. 0.78

01:00:20.000 Oh, that's right.

01:00:21.000 Yeah, but cycling.

01:00:22.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:00:22.000 Yes, yes.

01:00:23.000 That's that Rachel McKinnon. 0.70

01:00:25.000 I love it.

01:00:25.000 Yeah, it's a great bit.

01:00:26.000 And this is also true.

01:00:28.000 Like, what are we doing?

01:00:28.000 Oh, I know.

01:00:29.000 Yeah, there's a thing about these sports where everybody knows they're dirty.

01:00:34.000 That's like if, let's say, you want to talk about the greatest bodybuilders of all time.

01:00:39.000 You've got your Ronnie Coleman's, your Lee Haney's, you know, you've got your...

01:00:43.000 Arnold.

01:00:43.000 Arnold, you know, there's...

01:00:45.000 Jay Cutler, Phil Heath.

01:00:47.000 Yeah, Dorian Yates.

01:00:49.000 Jackson.

01:00:49.000 Dorian Yates was the king of...

01:00:50.000 I mean...

01:00:51.000 All those guys, you look at Yates and Schwarzenegger and Coleman and like, who's the greatest of all time?

01:00:57.000 I don't know.

01:00:57.000 What if one of them tested positive for steroids?

01:00:59.000 Well, you gotta take him out of the mix.

01:01:01.000 Oh, come on. 1.00

01:01:01.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:01:02.000 Get the fuck, come on. 1.00

01:01:03.000 That's what it's like with cycling. 1.00

01:01:04.000 Yeah.

01:01:04.000 It's like you can't do that.

01:01:06.000 If you say, well, Lance tested positive, we're gonna take away his title. 1.00

01:01:10.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:01:11.000 Well, it's the same with Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa in baseball. 1.00

01:01:13.000 You don't think the pitchers were on shit, you idiots? 1.00

01:01:16.000 They were all on shit. 1.00

01:01:16.000 They were all on something. 1.00

01:01:17.000 Everyone was on something.

01:01:18.000 So it goes by time period.

01:01:21.000 Yeah, it's a weird thing, right?

01:01:22.000 It's like you can't really have a greatest of all time.

01:01:25.000 Also, in fighting, the other problem is you don't have much time.

01:01:30.000 You know, you have a few years at the peak RPMs. 0.95

01:01:35.000 We could really handle the fucking hard camps and the three, four fights a year. 0.99

01:01:42.000 Your sport is about destroying bodies. 0.99

01:01:46.000 There's only so much the body can take. 1.00

01:01:48.000 It's a tough fucking gig, man. 0.99

01:01:49.000 What did you think about Holloway not sparring for Calvin Cain? 0.99

01:01:52.000 I love it.

01:01:53.000 I love it, too.

01:01:54.000 It's smart.

01:01:54.000 But all the big boy sports that have been around forever, they don't really beat up their bodies in training.

01:02:01.000 They're so smart about it.

01:02:02.000 Now.

01:02:02.000 Like Ohio State, they don't do that.

01:02:04.000 Michigan, you know, the NFL teams, they save it for when it counts.

01:02:08.000 Yeah.

01:02:08.000 And then you look at the UFC and guys just blast each other in the face.

01:02:12.000 It's just such a meathead thing to do.

01:02:13.000 So I think with Max Holloway having such good performance, it's kind of like when GSP came out and we found out about his kind of camp and how he's doing all this stuff and taking care of his body and doing gymnastics.

01:02:25.000 And then this wave of people started to take it more professionally.

01:02:29.000 I think that's what Max Holloway's doing, saying, I didn't spar. 0.98

01:02:32.000 Can you look that fucking good? 0.98

01:02:34.000 Yeah, I know I'm tough. 1.00

01:02:35.000 I know I can take hits.

01:02:36.000 It's just about timing, stuff like that.

01:02:38.000 Well, the Thais, like when, you know, I talked to John Wayne Parr about his time training in Thailand, he's like, one of the things that's really interesting is the way the Thais spar.

01:02:46.000 They just play tag.

01:02:48.000 Yep.

01:02:48.000 They're not cracking each other.

01:02:49.000 It doesn't make sense, man.

01:02:50.000 Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

01:02:51.000 And they play.

01:02:53.000 They're just trying to get their timing down.

01:02:55.000 They're just trying to, ah, gotcha.

01:02:57.000 Yep.

01:02:57.000 You know, they're just trying to find openings.

01:02:59.000 And they're doing it with the elite fighters in the gym where...

01:03:02.000 Either guy could destroy the other guy's legs and head and body.

01:03:06.000 You're kicking each other and kneeing each other and elbowing each other.

01:03:09.000 It doesn't make sense to just go to war all the time.

01:03:11.000 I think once you get to enough experience, you can do that.

01:03:13.000 If you're an up-and-comer, you've got to pay your dues.

01:03:15.000 But I think once you get a certain level, you can do that.

01:03:17.000 You most certainly have to get accustomed to getting hit.

01:03:19.000 Correct.

01:03:20.000 I know if it's for you.

01:03:21.000 Yeah.

01:03:21.000 And see, that's where I'm at.

01:03:22.000 I'd love to get your opinion on this with the Jake, Paul, and Ben Askren.

01:03:25.000 Yeah.

01:03:28.000 Okay, this is my...

01:03:30.000 Because I take some offense to it, because all my friends, when that got announced, went, oh, Ben's getting it knocked out.

01:03:36.000 And I was like, what?

01:03:37.000 What?

01:03:38.000 That's weird to say, because let's say you don't know who Jake Paul or Ben Askren is, and I give you the resumes.

01:03:44.000 Let me go through the resumes.

01:03:46.000 So let's go through this fighter A. He was an Olympian wrestler.

01:03:52.000 He was a two-time national champion wrestler.

01:03:55.000 He won the Heisman in College Division I wrestling.

01:03:57.000 Hold on, are they wrestling?

01:03:58.000 They're not wrestling.

01:03:59.000 I'm glad you asked that.

01:04:00.000 So that fighter A that has all those wrestling accolades, he's a Hall of Famer.

01:04:05.000 So he fought in a steel cage in one championship.

01:04:09.000 Big organization.

01:04:10.000 He was world champion there.

01:04:11.000 Was he a striker?

01:04:12.000 He wasn't, but he still won.

01:04:14.000 Did he win any striking at all?

01:04:15.000 No, good question.

01:04:16.000 He didn't really stand up much, right?

01:04:17.000 Not a lot, but I'm glad you asked that.

01:04:19.000 Because then he went over to Bellator.

01:04:21.000 Second biggest organization in the world.

01:04:23.000 He fought the guy he loved, Douglas Lima.

01:04:25.000 Five rounds.

01:04:26.000 Didn't get knocked out.

01:04:27.000 Yes, but he just wrestled him.

01:04:29.000 Yeah, but still, didn't get knocked out. 0.52

01:04:30.000 And Korshkov, another killer. 0.95

01:04:31.000 A killer, right? 0.98

01:04:32.000 Ragdolled him. 1.00

01:04:33.000 But he didn't strike with him at all, right?

01:04:35.000 Nope, but didn't get knocked out.

01:04:36.000 And they're in four-ounce gloves.

01:04:38.000 So, yeah, two-time world champion in different divisions.

01:04:41.000 And then he goes to the UFC. Well, he went to one FC before that.

01:04:45.000 Yeah, but I'm just saying he was champ in both those.

01:04:46.000 Right, but he went to champ in one FC as well, where they allowed him to take guys down and knee him in the face.

01:04:51.000 For sure.

01:04:52.000 Didn't get knocked out there.

01:04:53.000 Undefeated.

01:04:54.000 Also took guys down and didn't stand up with anybody.

01:04:56.000 These are great points.

01:04:57.000 So then he goes over to the UFC, fights a guy in Robbie Lawler.

01:05:04.000 Yes.

01:05:04.000 Tough character.

01:05:05.000 Yeah.

01:05:06.000 Beat him.

01:05:06.000 Didn't get knocked out.

01:05:08.000 Controversial beating.

01:05:09.000 Yeah, I agree.

01:05:10.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:05:10.000 I feel like Robbie got fucked there. 0.99

01:05:13.000 But then he fought Jorge Maslow and got starched. 0.98

01:05:14.000 But there's this narrative on Fighter A, a.k.a.

01:05:17.000 Ben Askren, where awful striking and he did get knocked out by Jorge.

01:05:22.000 I get all that.

01:05:23.000 You're talking about an Olympian, a bona fide Hall of Famer mixed martial artist.

01:05:28.000 That mentality...

01:05:30.000 So there's Fighter A. Let me give you Fighter B that we don't know about.

01:05:35.000 Fighter B... YouTube star.

01:05:37.000 YouTube star.

01:05:38.000 Did some wrestling in high school.

01:05:40.000 Says he ran a 4-4-40. 0.88

01:05:42.000 I'm not calling Jake Paul a liar, but I am saying his gym coach who timed that is a liar.

01:05:48.000 That never happened.

01:05:49.000 I've been around the game a long time.

01:05:51.000 A 4-4 is very highly unlikely.

01:05:53.000 His gym coach lied to him.

01:05:54.000 But also, he's 2-0, and you say, well, who'd he beat up?

01:05:59.000 Well, he beat up another YouTuber, and they beat up a basketball player that won a slam dunk contest who has never fought before.

01:06:07.000 Who would you pick in that?

01:06:08.000 Well, one thing that I don't believe is that Ben Askren would knock out Nate Robinson the way that Jake Paul did.

01:06:17.000 He'd beat him.

01:06:18.000 He might beat him.

01:06:19.000 Guarantee he'd beat him.

01:06:20.000 He might beat him.

01:06:23.000 Ben is not an explosive guy.

01:06:26.000 Not at all.

01:06:27.000 He's very good at utilizing his superior wrestling knowledge, positions and technique.

01:06:32.000 Wearing you out, annoying, heavy, great cardio, terrible body.

01:06:36.000 He knows how to grab ahold of guys and drag you to the ground and implement his style.

01:06:42.000 He won't be able to do that.

01:06:44.000 So his main thing will be out.

01:06:46.000 His main thing will be completely removed.

01:06:48.000 Wrestling.

01:06:49.000 Yes.

01:06:50.000 But the tie-ups and that Olympian mentality that made him a two-time world champion to the biggest organization in the world is still there.

01:06:59.000 There's no doubt, but he's got a month.

01:07:01.000 And he has a new hip.

01:07:02.000 Yeah, but that takes a long time to heal from.

01:07:04.000 And he has a month.

01:07:05.000 He's got a month to train.

01:07:09.000 It's not...

01:07:10.000 Listen...

01:07:11.000 Now, I'm not saying Ben's going to win, but all I'm saying is it's...

01:07:15.000 Well, Ben certainly thinks he can win.

01:07:17.000 It's crazy.

01:07:18.000 It's crazy to me.

01:07:18.000 We're just all like, oh, Ben's going to get knocked down.

01:07:21.000 He's in a fucking Olympian. 1.00

01:07:22.000 This guy's a YouTuber. 0.99

01:07:24.000 Now, granted, Jake does have some skills that we know of from Nate Robinson and this other YouTuber.

01:07:30.000 Well, not just that.

01:07:31.000 You can watch him hit the bag, watch him hit pads, you can watch him spar.

01:07:34.000 He's got good timing.

01:07:35.000 He's got very good hand speed.

01:07:37.000 His technique is excellent.

01:07:38.000 He's got very good striking technique.

01:07:40.000 And for me, this fight gets interesting.

01:07:42.000 Let's say it goes past the third round.

01:07:45.000 What's Jake look like when there's a little bit of adversity?

01:07:49.000 You know, when he can't knock out Ben, then what do we get?

01:07:52.000 Yeah.

01:07:52.000 That's where I'm at on it.

01:07:54.000 But just to say that Jake's going to starch him is insane to me.

01:07:59.000 I'm going to watch. 1.00

01:08:00.000 I'll take my fucking money. 1.00

01:08:02.000 I'm going to watch it. 1.00

01:08:03.000 It's the perfect opponent for Jake, too.

01:08:05.000 What do you think about Logan, his brother Logan Box and Floyd Mayweather?

01:08:08.000 That's even more crazy.

01:08:09.000 Have you heard about that?

01:08:10.000 Yes.

01:08:10.000 He got delayed because they did this weird paper.

01:08:14.000 I think there's two reasons why it didn't sell well, and that's why it got pushed, because it didn't sell well.

01:08:18.000 So they did this weird pay-per-view thing where if you bought it early, it was like $14.99.

01:08:22.000 If you bought it a month later, it was $29.99.

01:08:24.000 If you wait until the night of the fight, it's $69.99.

01:08:28.000 Americans and the world's not used to that pay-per-view platform.

01:08:31.000 I don't know when it is, but I don't know what I'm doing on that February night.

01:08:35.000 I'm going to wait until that night.

01:08:36.000 So they based it off the sales, pre-sales, and they pushed it because the sales weren't there.

01:08:41.000 The interest isn't there right now.

01:08:42.000 But that's just because people don't pay for things in advance.

01:08:45.000 I know, figure it out.

01:08:46.000 Now if it was like 50 people that bought it, alright, there's probably not a lot of interest.

01:08:49.000 But I don't know how many people bought it.

01:08:51.000 But, you know, I'm more curious with Jake and Ben.

01:08:55.000 Well, if I was Logan, I would love the fact that they pushed it.

01:08:58.000 Because that would give him more time to train.

01:09:00.000 Because it's just a time thing. 1.00

01:09:01.000 And he's still fucked. 1.00

01:09:03.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter. 1.00

01:09:04.000 Literally fighting the best boxer ever, right?

01:09:08.000 He's certainly in the argument as the best boxer ever.

01:09:11.000 You know, it's like the guy could use a couple of years of real training just to be competitive.

01:09:17.000 They're not going to push it years.

01:09:18.000 He's way bigger, though.

01:09:19.000 That's the thing.

01:09:20.000 He's way bigger than Floyd.

01:09:21.000 Way bigger than Floyd.

01:09:23.000 Isn't it weird we're breaking this down in 2021?

01:09:25.000 Isn't it funny?

01:09:26.000 It's funny.

01:09:27.000 And people are mad. 0.98

01:09:28.000 Like, look, the guy's got balls. 0.97

01:09:30.000 He's willing to fight. 0.90

01:09:32.000 He's willing to fight literally the best boxer of all time.

01:09:34.000 Yeah, it's a freak show.

01:09:35.000 But guess what? 1.00

01:09:36.000 Fucking Fedor fought Hongman Choi. 1.00

01:09:39.000 Okay? 1.00

01:09:39.000 You've seen this before, though. 1.00

01:09:41.000 We've been seeing freak shows forever.

01:09:41.000 People forget.

01:09:42.000 Kimbo was this early on.

01:09:44.000 Kimbo was kind of this.

01:09:45.000 He was a big YouTube star.

01:09:47.000 When we came to the UFC, he still had haters.

01:09:49.000 There's a little difference there, but Kimbo's a lot older.

01:09:53.000 Yep, yep, good point.

01:09:54.000 They threw him to the dogs.

01:09:56.000 Well, they wanted to make it hard for him, that's for sure.

01:09:59.000 That's a shame.

01:10:00.000 They did him wrong.

01:10:01.000 They did him wrong.

01:10:01.000 Do you think that he would have been better off if he fought in, well, he did fight in Elite XC. And was winning.

01:10:07.000 They were giving him guys that he could beat.

01:10:08.000 Well, until Seth Pretorzelli came around.

01:10:10.000 I remember that fight.

01:10:11.000 I remember how that went down, though.

01:10:12.000 He was supposed to fight Ken Shamrock.

01:10:13.000 And Ken Shamrock wasn't getting enough money, or maybe cut himself.

01:10:16.000 He cut himself in the back, and then he came to Kimbo, like, here's Seth.

01:10:20.000 Now, if you know fighting, you're like, ooh, Seth is a bit of a beast, especially in training. 1.00

01:10:23.000 We know he's a motherfucker. 0.99

01:10:24.000 If he gets his head right, he's a dangerous dude. 1.00

01:10:27.000 Kimbo's team doesn't know. 1.00

01:10:28.000 They're like, all right, yeah, give us that fuck with the purple mohawk. 1.00

01:10:30.000 Get starched. 1.00

01:10:31.000 Dude, I was in Georgia, and I was backstage, and I just got off stage.

01:10:37.000 I was working at the Punchline in Atlanta, and I just got off stage.

01:10:41.000 And I got off stage, and I was ready to see Ken Shamrock fight Kimbo.

01:10:47.000 And I looked up, there's a video of it.

01:10:49.000 There's a video of me calling the fight.

01:10:51.000 Saying, Seth's gonna knock him out? 0.99

01:10:53.000 I said, Seth's gonna fuck him out. 1.00

01:10:55.000 I never say this. 1.00

01:10:56.000 I'm like, Seth's gonna fuck him out. 0.99

01:10:57.000 And he knocked him out in like, you know, 20 seconds or whatever it was. 1.00

01:11:01.000 But I'm like, I told you.

01:11:02.000 And I'm like, this is a... 1.00

01:11:03.000 I'm like, Kimbo's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:11:05.000 Rest in peace. 1.00

01:11:06.000 He was a great guy, too.

01:11:07.000 But it was just...

01:11:08.000 It was a bad matchup.

01:11:10.000 Seth Petruzzelli...

01:11:11.000 Nightmare, dude.

01:11:12.000 Nightmare.

01:11:12.000 And in that time, during that time period, Seth Petruzzelli was in his prime.

01:11:16.000 Yeah.

01:11:17.000 Yeah.

01:11:17.000 But also, even Kimbo, like, when he was in The Ultimate Fighter, like...

01:11:21.000 It was all predicted.

01:11:23.000 Like, it was all already arranged that he was going to lose in the first round.

01:11:27.000 Like, they set him and Roy up.

01:11:28.000 Yeah.

01:11:29.000 Like, Dana took Rashad and Rampage in the back, and they came out like, he's fighting Roy!

01:11:33.000 And we're like, that makes no sense.

01:11:35.000 Yeah.

01:11:35.000 All right.

01:11:36.000 They just want him to lose.

01:11:37.000 And Roy just got him in that crucifix and noogied him. 1.00

01:11:40.000 On Kimbo's face, he's like, oh, fuck. 1.00

01:11:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:42.000 It's like, yeah, dude, you became an ultimate fighter. 1.00

01:11:44.000 They control this, man.

01:11:45.000 That has got to be one of the most frustrating positions to try to get out of in an MMA fight.

01:11:49.000 That crucifix with Roy?

01:11:51.000 Oh, my God.

01:11:51.000 Nightmare.

01:11:52.000 Especially because he's so heavy.

01:11:54.000 250 pounds, on your face, maybe even more.

01:11:57.000 Even more, yeah.

01:11:58.000 And tying you up, tying your legs up, and just, your face is just wide open.

01:12:02.000 And now imagine, Kimbo, you're a white belt. 1.00

01:12:04.000 Yeah.

01:12:05.000 And you're lost, dude.

01:12:06.000 You're lost.

01:12:06.000 Lost.

01:12:07.000 Yeah.

01:12:08.000 It was a shame.

01:12:09.000 They shouldn't have done that to him.

01:12:10.000 What do you think they should have done, though?

01:12:12.000 If I'm Kimbo, I mean, it's good for me because that's how I got my career. 0.99

01:12:16.000 He was the biggest ultimate fighter ever.

01:12:19.000 He should have came to the UFC as almost a regular guy or just done his thing and controlled the matchups so he got more experience and then came more to the UFC. Because when you're in the UFC and they're trying to prove a point against you, which doesn't make sense to me.

01:12:30.000 It's the same thing with Conor.

01:12:32.000 I don't know how you feel about this, but it's obviously easier to say in hindsight now, but...

01:12:37.000 Like, Conor fighting Dustin Poirier after basically only fighting, what, five rounds in four years?

01:12:42.000 Doesn't make sense.

01:12:43.000 You know how the game works.

01:12:44.000 I know a lot of guys are like, oh, ring rust isn't real.

01:12:47.000 I beg the differ, dude.

01:12:48.000 And for Conor to take all that time off and he has all these other businesses going on, he beat Cerrone, so we're like, oh, he's ready to go.

01:12:56.000 He's a little older.

01:12:58.000 And then fights Dustin Poirier, the number two lightweight in the world?

01:13:01.000 Like, that's not the move, man.

01:13:03.000 His team should have been smart about it.

01:13:05.000 What do you think they should have done?

01:13:06.000 Fought Nate Diaz, the trilogy.

01:13:08.000 Get that win. 1.00

01:13:10.000 His chances of winning that fight are way better than beating Dustin Poirier, this fucking dog who's been in the game and lives, eats, and sleeps fucking in the lightweight division. 0.99

01:13:18.000 Should have fought another guy who's had time off, you know, and they figure out together in there. 0.99

01:13:23.000 I don't know if he wins that.

01:13:24.000 That's a tough fight for him, too. 0.95

01:13:25.000 But what you're doing is, in hindsight, you fucked up the business plan, man. 0.68

01:13:30.000 Because now, Conor, you have to. 0.67

01:13:33.000 Well, you've got to take a chance, right?

01:13:35.000 But we don't need to take a chance.

01:13:36.000 If he wins, if he beats Dustin, he's in line for a shot at the title.

01:13:40.000 And he could say, I'm the uncrowned champ!

01:13:42.000 Yeah, but there's better ways to go about it.

01:13:45.000 We can still get there, but we can do this over here to make sure he's at his peak by the time he gets there.

01:13:51.000 Yeah, but isn't this Monday morning quarterbacking?

01:13:53.000 I said in hindsight here. 1.00

01:13:55.000 If he knocks out Dustin Poirier, he's the fucking man. 0.99

01:13:58.000 And he knocked out Dustin before, many years ago, obviously. 0.99

01:14:01.000 But if he felt like he could do it again, you've got to give him a chance.

01:14:06.000 He also needs a challenge.

01:14:09.000 Nate Diaz isn't a challenge, though?

01:14:10.000 He is a challenge.

01:14:11.000 Big time.

01:14:11.000 But Nate Diaz is not even necessarily willing to fight him.

01:14:15.000 Oh, yeah, he is.

01:14:16.000 Nate hasn't fought in forever.

01:14:18.000 Because Nate's waiting for that Conner fight.

01:14:20.000 Well, last time Nate fought, he fought Madison Square Garden against Masvidal for the BMF. That was a tough one.

01:14:26.000 But again, you're talking about a Nate who's had time off fighting a motherfucker. 0.99

01:14:30.000 What's happening here? 0.99

01:14:31.000 That's Jake training with Masvidal.

01:14:32.000 No way!

01:14:36.000 Apparently Nate wants to fight him, but Nate has two fights left in his UFC contract.

01:14:40.000 He wants to fight Masvidal?

01:14:41.000 Who wants to fight him?

01:14:42.000 No, no, no.

01:14:43.000 Nate wants to fight Jake Paul.

01:14:44.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

01:14:45.000 See, Jake has to be careful, though, because he's stepping into the real world of fighters with Ben Askren, who's a Hall of Famer.

01:14:52.000 You beat him, where do you go from there?

01:14:54.000 No celebrity, no NBA guy's gonna fight you, because you just beat a real guy.

01:14:58.000 Now you're fighting guys like Nate Diaz.

01:15:00.000 That can't be good.

01:15:01.000 No.

01:15:03.000 Yeah, well, you know, I feel like that kid could fight.

01:15:08.000 Which one?

01:15:09.000 Jake Paul.

01:15:10.000 And if he wanted to fight and just be a regular boxer, I think he'd have a real chance at having a career in boxing.

01:15:17.000 Now, would he get the kind of attention he's getting right now after a knockout of an NBA player?

01:15:21.000 No.

01:15:22.000 It would be a slow build.

01:15:24.000 But I'm looking at his skills.

01:15:25.000 If he wasn't a big YouTuber, like famous, you're looking at, what, 10 years?

01:15:29.000 You're looking at some time.

01:15:30.000 I mean, I don't know how much time he spent boxing before he had those two fights.

01:15:35.000 How much time did he spend striking?

01:15:37.000 Two years.

01:15:37.000 That's it?

01:15:38.000 Two or three years, yeah.

01:15:40.000 But no training before that?

01:15:42.000 Nothing?

01:15:42.000 Did some wrestling.

01:15:43.000 When did his brother have his first fight with KSI? When was that?

01:15:47.000 That was the first fight he had, right?

01:15:48.000 Yeah.

01:15:49.000 They had a draw and then he lost the decision, right?

01:15:51.000 And that was, when did that start?

01:15:53.000 Was that two years ago?

01:15:55.000 Two years ago?

01:15:55.000 Three years ago?

01:15:56.000 I gotta think he was training before that.

01:15:58.000 They're athletic kids, man.

01:15:59.000 Yeah, they are.

01:15:59.000 So if they put their mind to something, they're gonna go pretty far.

01:16:02.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:16:02.000 It's like, you know, if you looked at him as just a boxing contender, you know, I'd be like, I'll keep an eye on that kid.

01:16:09.000 We'll see where he goes.

01:16:10.000 But that's not where he's at, unfortunately.

01:16:13.000 No, exactly.

01:16:14.000 That's my point.

01:16:15.000 You know, it's a double-edged sword.

01:16:16.000 It's the Kimbo Slice thing where you're gonna run into somebody... 1.00

01:16:20.000 And it happened to me, dude.

01:16:22.000 You know, I was more athletic than a lot of these guys.

01:16:24.000 And you get so far, and then you meet a vet who's like, you're athletic?

01:16:28.000 Yeah, cool, man.

01:16:28.000 You have a heavy right hand.

01:16:29.000 All right, cool.

01:16:30.000 I've seen this before, dude.

01:16:31.000 You know, you're going to run into a real vet.

01:16:34.000 And that's going to happen.

01:16:35.000 Eventually, undeniably, it's going to happen to these guys.

01:16:38.000 Oh, for sure.

01:16:38.000 Greg Hardy.

01:16:39.000 Yeah.

01:16:41.000 You're talking about an all-pro NFL player, dude.

01:16:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:44.000 Fucking freak. 1.00

01:16:45.000 But it doesn't matter, man. 1.00

01:16:47.000 There's not enough time in the day to get the skills that's going to take for you to beat an Overeem, to beat a Francis, to beat a Curtis Blades.

01:16:54.000 No matter how much, it doesn't matter who's your coach, it doesn't matter how many times you train today, you're never going to get there.

01:17:00.000 Ever.

01:17:01.000 You're just not?

01:17:02.000 I feel like with Greg Hardy, he almost would be better off in just striking.

01:17:06.000 It almost seems like with a guy like that, like, you know, he got taken down and who just took him down and mauled him?

01:17:13.000 The Polish cat.

01:17:16.000 Yes.

01:17:16.000 Tibera?

01:17:17.000 Yes.

01:17:18.000 Marcin Terbora.

01:17:20.000 There was nothing on the ground.

01:17:21.000 Nothing. 1.00

01:17:21.000 Like, no proper framing, shrimping, like, day one shit. 1.00

01:17:24.000 He seemed like he had no idea what to do. 0.99

01:17:26.000 Yes.

01:17:26.000 I feel like a guy like that, it's like he's got so much to learn, it's almost not even possible.

01:17:31.000 It's not. 1.00

01:17:32.000 Fuck a lot of people upstanding. 1.00

01:17:33.000 And that's good. 1.00

01:17:35.000 So you're always going to be around that 10 to 20 range.

01:17:38.000 You're never going to crack those top guys.

01:17:40.000 Ever.

01:17:40.000 It seems like at 30...

01:17:41.000 And I know it sounds like I'm being negative, but it's just not...

01:17:43.000 No, you're not.

01:17:43.000 We're just looking at...

01:17:45.000 It's almost like you're looking at mathematics, right?

01:17:48.000 You're looking at the amount of time that it takes to develop a skill.

01:17:50.000 There's not enough hours in the day.

01:17:51.000 There was one of, without naming him, there was a guy that I knew that was a black belt in jiu-jitsu who was going to take on an MMA fight.

01:18:00.000 And I know he was doing no striking at all.

01:18:03.000 And he was just starting to do some striking to prepare for an MMA fight that was a couple months away.

01:18:10.000 And I was like, you gotta not do this.

01:18:12.000 You gotta not do this.

01:18:13.000 And he's like, why?

01:18:14.000 I go, because what you can do to people on the ground, someone can do to you standing up.

01:18:18.000 You have to understand this.

01:18:19.000 I know you think you're really good, because you're really good at jujitsu. 0.98

01:18:23.000 So you have this idea that I'm a guy who fucks people up.

01:18:26.000 I go, but there are things that happen when you're doing stand-up.

01:18:30.000 There's places that people can put you in that are real similar to places you can put people on the ground, where they just have no chance.

01:18:37.000 They have no chance.

01:18:38.000 And the fight starts on the feet, and those guys that can put you in those positions on the feet can negate what you want to do on the ground.

01:18:45.000 Yeah, because a lot of those guys...

01:18:46.000 You're never going to get them there, dude.

01:18:47.000 Yeah, and they know how to stop takedowns.

01:18:49.000 Yeah.

01:18:49.000 And you're not a wrestler.

01:18:51.000 You're not like an elite wrestler.

01:18:52.000 Again, your ceiling's here.

01:18:54.000 No matter how much you do it, you can box with everyone.

01:18:58.000 Jason Perillo, Mark Henry, it doesn't matter.

01:19:00.000 Your ceiling's here, dude.

01:19:01.000 So you can do it, but there's a ceiling.

01:19:04.000 And striking is such a weird thing, too, because if you are a guy...

01:19:08.000 Here's one of the reasons why I'm skeptical about Ben Askren.

01:19:13.000 Because he's not explosive.

01:19:17.000 He's not fast.

01:19:18.000 He's not a fast guy.

01:19:19.000 There's some guys that get into striking, even as wrestlers, with no striking history, but they pick it up really quickly.

01:19:26.000 They just have speed.

01:19:27.000 They just have speed and power.

01:19:29.000 They know how to do it.

01:19:29.000 And there's other guys, you look at them, you're like...

01:19:32.000 This is never going to work.

01:19:33.000 You don't have enough time.

01:19:35.000 There's not enough time in your life.

01:19:36.000 You literally needed to learn when your body was growing.

01:19:39.000 And you didn't.

01:19:41.000 And now you're doomed.

01:19:43.000 It's not going to happen.

01:19:44.000 And to be negative like that, people are like, well, how can you say that?

01:19:48.000 I know.

01:19:48.000 But you can say that.

01:19:49.000 They can learn.

01:19:50.000 You've got to realize the guys ahead of them are so far ahead.

01:19:54.000 Unless they have a time machine, it's just impossible.

01:19:57.000 That's the analytics, man.

01:19:58.000 You learn certain things while your body's maturing.

01:20:01.000 If you look at a guy like Floyd Mayweather who learned boxing when he was a child, if you look at there's a lot of kickboxers that learn striking, whether they start out in Kyokushin or Muay Thai or whatever it is, they start out so young, their body develops with that ability and you're not going to learn that.

01:20:19.000 You're not going to be able to do what they do.

01:20:21.000 Yeah.

01:20:22.000 Yeah.

01:20:23.000 And if you're fighting in a limited sport, a sport with limited rules, like whether it's kickboxing or whether it's boxing, where you only can do this one thing, like, dude, you're going to fight a guy, like if you're going to fight a guy like Conor McGregor or a guy who's a legitimate striker who's really good at this one thing,

01:20:43.000 like, man, it's going to take you forever to get that good.

01:20:45.000 Yeah, again, it sounds like we're being negative, but also, as you mentioned earlier, your career is pretty finite. 1.00

01:20:51.000 No one's doing this for 10, 15 years unless you're a complete fucking freak. 0.93

01:20:55.000 The majority, I think the average career is like, I don't know what it is now. 0.99

01:20:58.000 It used to be a year and a half.

01:20:59.000 How crazy is Diego Sanchez?

01:21:01.000 The fact that he's still doing it.

01:21:02.000 He's still doing it.

01:21:03.000 And he said he wants to have one more fight, but he said his time is now to heal, it's not to fight.

01:21:10.000 I'm like, if you say that, shouldn't just stop?

01:21:14.000 I think he just wants to go out on a good performance or something like that.

01:21:17.000 Yeah, hopefully the UFC does him a favor, gives him a good opponent.

01:21:20.000 You know, again, it's all in hindsight.

01:21:22.000 We're Monday morning armchair quarterback here.

01:21:25.000 But, you know, that's why Conor, he knew that the timing and the ring rest was going to be an issue.

01:21:30.000 So he begged Dana and the UFC for fights.

01:21:33.000 And he leaked those tweets out saying he wanted to fight Diego and everyone's making fun of him. 0.98

01:21:37.000 He's like, I don't give a fuck who it is. 0.98

01:21:39.000 Diego said he was down. 0.99

01:21:40.000 I'm just trying to get in there before I have to face the number two guy in the world.

01:21:43.000 Well, if Conor fought Diego, that would actually be a good fight for Conor to get tuned up.

01:21:49.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:21:51.000 You don't get that in MMA. And that's Conor's thinking.

01:21:54.000 Everyone made fun of him.

01:21:55.000 But I think fighters are like, yeah, that makes sense.

01:21:57.000 He's trying to get used to the lights, flying, the bust of the stadium, getting used to all those nerves.

01:22:04.000 That's what he was doing there.

01:22:05.000 And we all made fun of him.

01:22:07.000 But I think you notice most fighters didn't make fun of him.

01:22:09.000 Fighters were like, yeah, that makes sense.

01:22:11.000 Well, it's just smart because that's what they've been doing in boxing forever.

01:22:14.000 They're doing football.

01:22:15.000 In every major sport, we do this.

01:22:18.000 That's what they do, man.

01:22:20.000 Yeah, but in boxing, you have to fight the mandatory contenders.

01:22:24.000 And sometimes those mandatory contenders, they don't really belong in there.

01:22:28.000 And everybody's like, but we should be fighting Joshua.

01:22:30.000 It should be Fury versus Joshua.

01:22:32.000 We've got to make this fight happen.

01:22:34.000 And then Fury's like, eh.

01:22:36.000 Let me get some rounds in.

01:22:38.000 Let me tune this guy up, get under the lights, feel the pressure, and then I'll go there.

01:22:41.000 Yeah, let me get some rounds in. 0.97

01:22:42.000 They know what they're doing.

01:22:43.000 They do know what they're doing.

01:22:44.000 They know exactly what they're doing.

01:22:45.000 Everyone made fun of Conor for it.

01:22:47.000 Well, UFC's never going to allow that.

01:22:50.000 If you're a superstar, you're fighting top-level fighters because that's where the money is.

01:22:55.000 And it's a shame, man, because you're cutting your own tail there.

01:22:58.000 Because you could have really melt Conor out, dude.

01:23:01.000 Diego, Nate Diaz, and then he fights for a title.

01:23:04.000 Alright, let's imagine that Dana White dies in a fiery plane crash, and they call you up like, look Dana, Dana was a great promoter, but Brandon Schaub, you make a lot of sense.

01:23:15.000 And we'd like to reformat the way we do things, and I think you should be the new head of the UFC. My life's too good to take on that job.

01:23:26.000 Be a beast.

01:23:27.000 But I would definitely do things different as far as that stuff.

01:23:32.000 Do you think that would be possible to to keep the same revenue models?

01:23:36.000 Because they're making a lot of money.

01:23:37.000 We're gonna make more money, dude, because we're gonna drain Connor for everything that we can out of him.

01:23:44.000 He's fighting Diego.

01:23:45.000 He's fighting Nate Diaz.

01:23:46.000 Then he's fighting this guy.

01:23:47.000 Do you know what kind of resistance they would have if Conor McGregor fought Diego Sanchez? 0.99

01:23:50.000 All the fucking athletic commissions would be like, no. 0.99

01:23:54.000 Oh, get out of here. 1.00

01:23:55.000 I fought Roy Nelson.

01:23:56.000 I had two fights.

01:23:56.000 He had 30. That's true.

01:23:58.000 But that was a long time ago.

01:24:00.000 Yeah.

01:24:00.000 You think now?

01:24:01.000 Oh, you think Abu Dhabi gives a flying fuck? 1.00

01:24:05.000 Abu Dhabi does not give a flying fuck. 1.00

01:24:06.000 It's the Wild West, baby. 1.00

01:24:08.000 Do they even have...

01:24:09.000 Have you ever heard of a commission out there?

01:24:12.000 Yeah.

01:24:13.000 Yeah.

01:24:13.000 I mean...

01:24:14.000 What do they have over there?

01:24:14.000 I don't know.

01:24:15.000 We're going to do it on a boat if we want.

01:24:17.000 Yeah, they could do it on a boat.

01:24:18.000 They're talking about it.

01:24:19.000 Really?

01:24:20.000 They're talking about Joshua Fury on a boat.

01:24:23.000 Like an aircraft carrier?

01:24:24.000 Yeah, big-ass boat, and then only having the lead of the lead pay for tickets, and tickets are like 25 grand apiece.

01:24:30.000 But what if the water gets rocky? 0.99

01:24:31.000 Real Lionheart shit. 0.99

01:24:32.000 What if the water gets rocky, and you're moving around, and it's just like... 0.99

01:24:36.000 You're making too much sense.

01:24:37.000 Hey, you want to see the fight or not, dude?

01:24:39.000 How fun would it be if they're all rocking back and forth?

01:24:43.000 It should be so crazy just for historic purposes.

01:24:48.000 Just for the historic...

01:24:49.000 Well, we gotta look at the weather, the calm waters. 0.98

01:24:51.000 We gotta talk to some real fucking sea guys, you know? 0.95

01:24:54.000 Yeah, but you have to have the people out there, too. 0.98

01:24:56.000 You have to have an audience.

01:24:57.000 So if you're gonna have to have an audience, like, they gotta know where to go. 1.00

01:24:59.000 Like, you can't just tell me you're gonna tell me where to go when you know where the fucking sea's gonna be, calm, bitch. 1.00

01:25:05.000 Listen, man. 1.00

01:25:06.000 You want the fight or fucking not, Joe? 0.99

01:25:07.000 You're making too much sense here, dude. 0.99

01:25:09.000 It's happening in Gangs of New York.

01:25:09.000 I was just watching it.

01:25:11.000 Leonardo DiCaprio's character figured out, like, move offshore.

01:25:13.000 You'll be fine.

01:25:14.000 Just fight there.

01:25:15.000 What did they do in Gangs of New York offshore?

01:25:18.000 They were fighting. 0.99

01:25:18.000 They were doing all sorts of fighting and betting and all sorts of shit. 0.99

01:25:21.000 Really? 0.98

01:25:21.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:25:22.000 It's a part you don't learn about.

01:25:25.000 I don't remember that movie.

01:25:26.000 I haven't seen that movie in so long.

01:25:28.000 Oh, The Butcher?

01:25:29.000 I loved it when I saw it.

01:25:31.000 Have you ever seen a photo of the real Bill the Butcher?

01:25:33.000 Oh, there's a real guy?

01:25:34.000 Bill the Butcher?

01:25:35.000 Yeah, there's a real Bill the Butcher.

01:25:36.000 Have you ever seen it, Jamie?

01:25:37.000 Mm-mm.

01:25:38.000 Did Daniel Day-Lewis win an Oscar for that? 0.99

01:25:41.000 God, it's fucking good. 0.99

01:25:42.000 He certainly should. 0.98

01:25:44.000 I mean, I don't know if he did.

01:25:44.000 He lost a drawing, I guess, right?

01:25:46.000 No, no, no.

01:25:46.000 It was a photograph.

01:25:47.000 No way.

01:25:48.000 It was a photograph of...

01:25:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:49.000 The real Bill, did he...

01:25:50.000 I got it, I guess, but that's...

01:25:52.000 You got it?

01:25:54.000 Doesn't make sense.

01:25:55.000 Let me see if you got it.

01:25:58.000 Yep, that's him.

01:25:59.000 Oh, wow.

01:25:59.000 That's the real Bill the Butcher.

01:26:00.000 Yeah, that is the real guy. 1.00

01:26:02.000 I mean, look at his fucking top hat and shit. 1.00

01:26:04.000 And that was from the Bowery Boys in New York City. 1.00

01:26:07.000 Dude, New York City was literally like a wild west town at one point in time where they really did have wars where they fought each other with axes and fucking giant knives and shit. 1.00

01:26:17.000 Insane. 1.00

01:26:18.000 Yeah, like all that shit was real. 1.00

01:26:20.000 Well, that's going to be my next tattoo. 0.99

01:26:21.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:26:22.000 Bill Cutting.

01:26:23.000 That was his name.

01:26:24.000 Wow.

01:26:25.000 Yeah, look at the photo of him in the lower right-hand court right there, Jamie, with the hat.

01:26:28.000 Yeah, look at that.

01:26:29.000 Look at that face, man.

01:26:30.000 That's some style to him.

01:26:31.000 Don't you wear that hat all the time? 0.93

01:26:33.000 You gotta figure their hats were stinky.

01:26:34.000 They always wear hats all the time, right?

01:26:36.000 They take it off, they're all sweaty.

01:26:37.000 If you were a baller, you wore a hat back then.

01:26:39.000 Yeah, man.

01:26:40.000 Like, if you were a gentleman, like, think, he's got a butcher's robe on.

01:26:43.000 Show the full picture again below that, Jamie.

01:26:45.000 They wear a lot of suits, too.

01:26:46.000 Yeah.

01:26:47.000 So look at this.

01:26:47.000 He's got this butcher's robe with a meat saw and a cleaver and a knife that's strapped to his waist, and he's got a top hat on.

01:26:58.000 Like, he's out at a formal gathering.

01:27:00.000 Like, how strange. 1.00

01:27:01.000 You're slinging dick. 0.99

01:27:03.000 William Poole, a.k.a. 0.99

01:27:05.000 Bill the Butcher, in 1850 in New York City.

01:27:10.000 Wow. 1.00

01:27:11.000 Wild shit, man. 1.00

01:27:12.000 I had no idea that was a real guy. 1.00

01:27:14.000 It's a real guy.

01:27:14.000 Yeah, that movie was at least loosely based on reality.

01:27:20.000 You know what I saw in another movie that's loosely based on reality I watched the other day while I was working out is The Revenant.

01:27:25.000 Oh, fantastic!

01:27:26.000 How good that movie is! 0.99

01:27:28.000 And Leonardo DiCaprio wins a fucking Oscar for not speaking. 0.99

01:27:31.000 Oh my god. 0.99

01:27:35.000 Really?

01:27:35.000 You're giving the award for that?

01:27:37.000 All the movies?

01:27:39.000 God, it was good. 1.00

01:27:40.000 When that bear eats some ass first. 1.00

01:27:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:27:46.000 All the battles with the Indians. 0.87

01:27:48.000 How did Tom Hardy not win an award? 0.99

01:27:50.000 God, he was fucking good in that. 0.95

01:27:52.000 He's good in everything. 0.99

01:27:53.000 He's good in Venom, which is a goofy movie.

01:27:56.000 You know, he only did Venom because of his kids.

01:27:59.000 Really?

01:27:59.000 Yeah, he's like, my kids don't watch my movies.

01:28:00.000 They're too serious.

01:28:01.000 So when I got a Marvel thing, they were like, Dad, Venom's awesome.

01:28:04.000 He's like, really?

01:28:05.000 He didn't even know what it was.

01:28:06.000 And they're like, you should do it.

01:28:07.000 He's like, all right, I'll do it.

01:28:08.000 Just to make his kids happy.

01:28:09.000 Really?

01:28:10.000 Oh, that's cool.

01:28:11.000 I like that.

01:28:11.000 Yeah, that's badass.

01:28:12.000 I like that.

01:28:13.000 He's fantastic.

01:28:14.000 He really is.

01:28:15.000 Yeah.

01:28:16.000 You ever see the videos of him training for Warrior?

01:28:20.000 Yeah.

01:28:21.000 No, I heard he was on a bunch of Juicy Juice.

01:28:23.000 Oh, he had to be.

01:28:24.000 The funny thing is, do you ever look at the YouTube channel More Plates, More Dates?

01:28:30.000 No.

01:28:31.000 More Plates, More Dates is an interesting channel.

01:28:32.000 He's a meathead chemist.

01:28:35.000 A brilliant guy who's also a meathead.

01:28:37.000 And he breaks down a lot of stuff with guys using tests. 0.94

01:28:43.000 Oh, sick.

01:28:44.000 Yeah.

01:28:45.000 Yeah, I mean, he's real honest about stuff.

01:28:46.000 He's honest about his own use, steroid use cycles and stuff like that.

01:28:50.000 But he's got these...

01:28:51.000 He was breaking down these video clips of Tom.

01:28:54.000 That's him.

01:28:54.000 Great hair.

01:28:55.000 Yeah, and there's Tom Hardy.

01:28:57.000 That's what he used to look like. 0.99

01:28:58.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:28:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:28:59.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

01:29:01.000 Remember when he did the Bronson? 1.00

01:29:03.000 Look at that.

01:29:04.000 He was juicy for Bronson.

01:29:05.000 Yes.

01:29:05.000 Well, he goes through it.

01:29:07.000 This guy, Derek, from More Plates More Dates, goes through his whole career, like how he started getting thicker, and then all of a sudden, right before Bronson, and then here he is in Bronson, he got pretty thick.

01:29:21.000 But then in Warrior, literally looks like... 0.99

01:29:24.000 Holy fuck. 0.99

01:29:26.000 But now go deeper into it when you see him in Warrior. 1.00

01:29:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:31.000 There was that one photo of him.

01:29:33.000 Holy fuck, dude. 1.00

01:29:33.000 Like, look at the size of those fucking traps. 1.00

01:29:34.000 Like, look at him there. 1.00

01:29:35.000 Like, come on, dude.

01:29:37.000 I mean, he's...

01:29:38.000 I don't think he's denying it, though.

01:29:39.000 No.

01:29:39.000 If Hollywood called me and was like, hey, Brennan, won't you be Batman?

01:29:42.000 Yeah.

01:29:43.000 But you gotta put on 40 pounds of muscle?

01:29:45.000 Yeah, dude.

01:29:46.000 Send your guy over.

01:29:47.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:47.000 Every Monday, inject me in the ass. 1.00

01:29:49.000 They don't deny it. 1.00

01:29:50.000 They just don't talk about it.

01:29:51.000 That's all it is.

01:29:51.000 It's kind of like Mr. Olympia.

01:29:53.000 We all know what's going on.

01:29:56.000 Here's a perfect example.

01:29:57.000 When Christian Bale went from the machinist, when he was literally starving himself to death, he was dying.

01:30:03.000 I mean, it's like an awful movie, but a crazy physical transformation.

01:30:07.000 Yes.

01:30:08.000 The only one that's close to it...

01:30:09.000 He's actually the greatest physical transformation, I think, ever for a film.

01:30:13.000 And the other second one is Matthew McConaughey.

01:30:16.000 Dallas Buyers Club.

01:30:17.000 Very close.

01:30:19.000 No!

01:30:20.000 He's getting...

01:30:22.000 He's getting body shamed.

01:30:24.000 What you need to do with him is...

01:30:27.000 Camille, you need to see what he used to look like.

01:30:29.000 It's insane.

01:30:31.000 He's probably the biggest transformation in the history of...

01:30:35.000 My favorite is social media.

01:30:37.000 Yeah, that photo right there.

01:30:38.000 Like, right there with the striped shirt.

01:30:40.000 Upper middle.

01:30:41.000 Like, look.

01:30:41.000 Nuts.

01:30:42.000 Yeah, look what he used to look like.

01:30:43.000 Nuts.

01:30:43.000 Look what he looks like now.

01:30:44.000 They did that.

01:30:45.000 That's why he said that the Marvel team paid for everything.

01:30:49.000 Of course they did.

01:30:51.000 Of course they did.

01:30:53.000 That's what we're doing.

01:30:53.000 Hold on.

01:30:54.000 No, no, no.

01:30:54.000 He could have done it without the Marvel team.

01:30:56.000 He would just have to pay for it.

01:30:57.000 He's got money.

01:30:58.000 Yeah.

01:30:58.000 But they couldn't have done it without steroids.

01:31:00.000 It's not possible.

01:31:01.000 He's in his 40s.

01:31:02.000 First of all, if you are in your 40s, it is very difficult for you to gain mass like that.

01:31:09.000 And I think it's funny that on social media they're like, oh, this is white privilege at its finest.

01:31:13.000 You guys respect Thor, and you respect the white man who plays Batman, but as soon as the Indian guy does it, you guys accuse him of steroids.

01:31:22.000 No, no, no.

01:31:23.000 We know they're on steroids. 0.97

01:31:24.000 We're saying he's on steroids too.

01:31:25.000 This isn't a race thing.

01:31:26.000 This is what people do.

01:31:28.000 Here's the issue.

01:31:28.000 The issue was nerds were mad that he used to be a nerd and now he's jacked.

01:31:33.000 He's a dying piece. 0.99

01:31:34.000 And then also, he fucked up because he made a tweet that toxic masculinity is like, he made a tweet about the disease of toxic masculinity. 1.00

01:31:46.000 And then someone put that tweet right next to a picture of him looking all juicy, juicy. 0.99

01:31:52.000 I love it.

01:31:54.000 But what is toxic masculinity? 1.00

01:31:55.000 It's being an asshole. 1.00

01:31:57.000 There's no toxic femininity either. 1.00

01:31:59.000 It's being an asshole. 1.00

01:32:00.000 You're being an asshole if you're a woman. 1.00

01:32:02.000 You're being an asshole if you're asexual. 1.00

01:32:04.000 Trans, whatever it is. 1.00

01:32:05.000 You're just being an asshole. 1.00

01:32:06.000 You can be jacked and be a nice guy. 1.00

01:32:09.000 There's a lot of really nice guys that are jacked. 0.98

01:32:11.000 It's a silly thing. 0.86

01:32:12.000 It's not toxic masculinity. 0.99

01:32:14.000 It's shitty human behavior. 0.98

01:32:16.000 That's what it is. 0.99

01:32:17.000 Yeah, with him, it's not a race thing.

01:32:18.000 We called out Chris Hemsworth, The Rock.

01:32:21.000 Everyone gets it.

01:32:22.000 They're all juicy.

01:32:23.000 Yeah.

01:32:24.000 The Rock is so juicy.

01:32:25.000 And why not?

01:32:26.000 And he's one of my favorite people ever.

01:32:28.000 Love him.

01:32:29.000 Love him.

01:32:30.000 He's a fucking animal. 1.00

01:32:31.000 The best. 1.00

01:32:32.000 But he's on steroids!

01:32:33.000 Of course he's on steroids!

01:32:34.000 But if you're The Rock, why wouldn't you be on steroids?

01:32:37.000 Listen, man, I am so open about my hormone use.

01:32:40.000 I'm so open about testosterone replacement, human growth hormone.

01:32:44.000 And because I am, I feel nothing.

01:32:47.000 It doesn't bother me at all.

01:32:48.000 What are you going to say?

01:32:49.000 I have no feeling.

01:32:50.000 I'm not hiding it in shame.

01:32:52.000 No, I celebrate it.

01:32:53.000 53!

01:32:54.000 Look at that, son!

01:32:55.000 I bet your wife loves it. 0.98

01:32:56.000 Yeah, you're jacked. 0.71

01:32:57.000 Dude, I lift weights every day.

01:32:58.000 I'm always working out. 0.99

01:32:59.000 How's that dick working? 1.00

01:33:00.000 My body works great! 1.00

01:33:01.000 Everything works! 0.99

01:33:02.000 You have small balls, though, huh? 0.99

01:33:03.000 No, they're okay. 1.00

01:33:04.000 Look at that. 0.99

01:33:06.000 Small balls? 0.99

01:33:08.000 Look at the size of them.

01:33:10.000 I mean, but why not?

01:33:11.000 Why not? 1.00

01:33:12.000 Dude, wait till I get on that same shit you're on. 1.00

01:33:14.000 Wait till I fuck you. 1.00

01:33:15.000 Well, you did it for a little bit. 1.00

01:33:16.000 Why'd you stop?

01:33:17.000 TRT? Yeah.

01:33:18.000 My face, I got moon face.

01:33:20.000 Well, that's just food.

01:33:21.000 Yeah, but my body didn't react well to it.

01:33:24.000 Oh.

01:33:24.000 At all.

01:33:25.000 Interesting.

01:33:25.000 Yeah.

01:33:26.000 I got like really big, but not like cool big.

01:33:31.000 My clothes didn't fit, my neck was all fat, and I was sweating all the time.

01:33:34.000 That's interesting.

01:33:35.000 I was like snapping on people.

01:33:36.000 Was your body...

01:33:37.000 Maybe you were taking too much, man.

01:33:39.000 I think so. 1.00

01:33:40.000 Who was giving you this shit? 1.00

01:33:41.000 Doctor. 1.00

01:33:42.000 What did the doctor say?

01:33:43.000 All you want.

01:33:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:45.000 Just take a fucking full syringe. 1.00

01:33:45.000 Do whatever you want, man. 1.00

01:33:46.000 I'll send what you need.

01:33:47.000 I don't need it, though, right now.

01:33:50.000 I'm good right now.

01:33:51.000 Okay.

01:33:51.000 I'm on a diet.

01:33:52.000 My energy's good. 1.00

01:33:54.000 My dick works. 0.99

01:33:54.000 Oh, my dick didn't work either. 0.99

01:33:56.000 What? 1.00

01:33:57.000 Dick was... 0.99

01:33:58.000 It didn't matter if you put... 0.99

01:33:59.000 Wait a minute.

01:34:00.000 Wait a minute.

01:34:01.000 Wait a minute.

01:34:01.000 Dick did not work.

01:34:02.000 Wait a minute.

01:34:03.000 Wait a minute.

01:34:03.000 While you were on testosterone?

01:34:05.000 Yeah.

01:34:05.000 That makes no sense.

01:34:07.000 It does, though.

01:34:08.000 Why? 0.99

01:34:08.000 Because your body, the way it reacts, your testicles shut down. 0.99

01:34:12.000 So...

01:34:13.000 Also, my sperm count, there's a few guys that TRT and testosterone, synthetic testosterone, destroys your sperm count. 0.98

01:34:20.000 So my wife was trying to get pregnant, and I was on TRT, so I had to go jack off in a cup. 0.98

01:34:25.000 So embarrassing. 0.96

01:34:26.000 Jacked off in a cup.

01:34:27.000 Holla. 1.00

01:34:28.000 They're like, if you're over here, and here's the VHS with the porn. 0.99

01:34:31.000 I was like, bitch, it's 2020, dude. 0.99

01:34:34.000 I got a phone. 0.99

01:34:35.000 Yeah, I was like, hey, let's get out of here.

01:34:38.000 They have like a porn collection?

01:34:40.000 Oh, dude, a whole catalog.

01:34:41.000 At the Jackoff place? 1.00

01:34:42.000 Yeah, just old bushes and fucking nightmare. 0.99

01:34:46.000 So I used my phone. 1.00

01:34:47.000 Anyway, jacked off into the cup. 0.99

01:34:50.000 And yeah, they're like, yeah, you have no sperm. 0.96

01:34:53.000 And the doctor goes, you're on TRT. I was like, you fucking tell me, Doc. 1.00

01:34:57.000 He's like, yeah, whatever, dude. 1.00

01:34:59.000 Your sperm's not working.

01:35:01.000 So did you get on clomiphene or something like that?

01:35:03.000 Yeah, to do all that stuff.

01:35:04.000 Right, to just reboost your testosterone production?

01:35:07.000 Yeah.

01:35:07.000 What about, like, what is that stuff called?

01:35:09.000 HCG? HCG, yeah.

01:35:11.000 Use some of that, inject some of that.

01:35:12.000 And that, it just jacks up your testosterone production, right?

01:35:15.000 Yeah, I used all that to get back and then...

01:35:17.000 I feel good, man.

01:35:18.000 I'm just trying to get lean.

01:35:19.000 I don't want to get bigger.

01:35:20.000 You're doing a lot of biking, right?

01:35:21.000 Tons of biking.

01:35:22.000 Yeah.

01:35:22.000 You really like that, huh?

01:35:23.000 Love it.

01:35:23.000 Obsessed with it.

01:35:24.000 Better for your knees than running.

01:35:25.000 Yeah.

01:35:26.000 Yep.

01:35:27.000 Healthy diet, a lot of biking.

01:35:29.000 I just get, like, my trainer came over the day and we're hitting mitts.

01:35:31.000 I'm just, I did it for so long for, like, for real.

01:35:35.000 So I'm just like, why am I doing this?

01:35:37.000 Yeah, I'm like, what is this?

01:35:38.000 You know?

01:35:39.000 So biking's just new.

01:35:41.000 I can listen to podcasts or, like, books on tape. 0.99

01:35:43.000 I just fucking go, man. 0.83

01:35:45.000 It's an interesting thing that happens with a lot of fighters where after they're done fighting, the idea of training, fight style training, it just seems so like that's a job. 0.99

01:35:57.000 I don't want to fuck with that. 0.97

01:35:59.000 I need a mission. 1.00

01:36:00.000 I need a mission.

01:36:02.000 I need a reason why I'm doing it. 1.00

01:36:04.000 You should fuck with yoga. 1.00

01:36:05.000 I did yoga for a long time. 1.00

01:36:07.000 I like yoga.

01:36:08.000 But biking, it's just- You can't do yoga at a studio in LA anymore because of communism.

01:36:14.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:36:14.000 Thanks, North Korea.

01:36:16.000 Yeah, we can't do anything.

01:36:16.000 Jesus Christ.

01:36:18.000 LA's rushing with a beach right now, man.

01:36:19.000 Listen.

01:36:19.000 What do you think they're going to do about LA? So I don't think it's going to bounce back.

01:36:24.000 You're crazy. 0.99

01:36:25.000 You keep saying that. 1.00

01:36:27.000 I'm right.

01:36:27.000 No.

01:36:28.000 Let's put a bet.

01:36:30.000 Well, let's bounce back.

01:36:31.000 Listen, I'm a homebody.

01:36:33.000 Listen, I hope everyone opens up and all the businesses are saved.

01:36:36.000 As long as you open the economy store, the improv, the Laugh Factory, Nice House, and I can go there at night, the rest of the stuff, do what you want, man.

01:36:43.000 That's true.

01:36:43.000 But there's no traffic right now.

01:36:45.000 But all the restaurants are gone.

01:36:48.000 Postmates.

01:36:49.000 What are they going to get it from?

01:36:50.000 Their house? 1.00

01:36:50.000 They're going to cook you up some pancakes and put it in a fucking styrofoam cup? 1.00

01:36:53.000 It's a bummer. 0.99

01:36:54.000 It'll bounce back, dude.

01:36:56.000 I think it's going to be a long time, son.

01:36:57.000 There's not enough money.

01:36:59.000 The people that all had these small businesses, that all had these restaurants, like, where are they going to get the money to start back up again?

01:37:04.000 It's going to be dicey.

01:37:05.000 That's why our taxes are high. 0.50

01:37:06.000 And that's why we need the brother that you showed and the Indian dude.

01:37:10.000 Get on it.

01:37:10.000 Team up together.

01:37:11.000 I think he's from Sri Lanka.

01:37:13.000 What'd I say?

01:37:14.000 Isn't he from Sri Lanka?

01:37:15.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:37:15.000 What'd I say?

01:37:16.000 Indian?

01:37:16.000 Yeah.

01:37:17.000 Sri Lanka. 0.99

01:37:19.000 Yeah, I think California's got a long fucking road. 0.98

01:37:22.000 But I think it's good for the other country to get some Californians and spice it up. 0.99

01:37:26.000 Just as long as they don't fuck up their politics. 0.99

01:37:29.000 Bingo. 0.94

01:37:30.000 Bingo.

01:37:30.000 Because Texas is a purple state, brother.

01:37:32.000 Yeah.

01:37:33.000 Like, you go around Austin, like, you know.

01:37:35.000 This is blue.

01:37:36.000 You gotta watch your words here. 0.99

01:37:36.000 It's blue as fuck here. 0.99

01:37:37.000 Is it blue now? 0.99

01:37:38.000 Yeah.

01:37:39.000 This is pretty blue.

01:37:40.000 Austin's always been blue.

01:37:41.000 Which is weird to move and then vote the same way from where you moved from.

01:37:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:37:45.000 Learn from your fucking mistakes, dude. 1.00

01:37:47.000 You people and your fucking freedom. 1.00

01:37:48.000 You don't know any better. 1.00

01:37:49.000 Crazy. 0.72

01:37:49.000 We need regulation here. 0.72

01:37:50.000 It's nuts.

01:37:51.000 It's nuts.

01:37:53.000 It is weird.

01:37:54.000 It's weird.

01:37:55.000 But that's what people do, you know?

01:37:57.000 People think they know better.

01:37:58.000 Dude, I went to Mar-a-Lago when I was doing Palm Beach.

01:38:00.000 Did you really?

01:38:01.000 I just wanted to see where Trump was at.

01:38:03.000 So I drove down there, and I didn't know it was a club.

01:38:06.000 I thought anybody could go in there.

01:38:07.000 I didn't know that.

01:38:08.000 So me and my brother, we went to Lamborghini.

01:38:10.000 Figures Lamborghini would get us in.

01:38:11.000 Yeah.

01:38:12.000 We go to Poland, and the guy's like, there's security everywhere.

01:38:15.000 Like, high-level security.

01:38:16.000 Yeah, I wonder why.

01:38:17.000 And he goes, name?

01:38:18.000 And I go, Brendan Schaub.

01:38:19.000 And he goes, okay.

01:38:21.000 Fighter and the Kid?

01:38:22.000 And I'm like, yeah, come on, dude.

01:38:23.000 Below the Belt?

01:38:24.000 On Showtime?

01:38:24.000 Food Truck Diaries?

01:38:26.000 What are we doing here, man?

01:38:26.000 A million things.

01:38:28.000 A million things. 0.99

01:38:29.000 Ridiculousness. 0.99

01:38:29.000 What do you want? 0.99

01:38:30.000 Rogan?

01:38:30.000 What do you got?

01:38:31.000 Nothing, dude.

01:38:32.000 And he's like, are you a member?

01:38:33.000 I'm like, no.

01:38:34.000 And he goes, oh yeah, this is membership only.

01:38:37.000 And I go, okay.

01:38:39.000 Well, how much is a member?

01:38:40.000 I figured, can I get a day pass?

01:38:42.000 Yes.

01:38:42.000 $250,000.

01:38:43.000 $200,000.

01:38:44.000 Ooh, that was close.

01:38:45.000 200 grand.

01:38:46.000 200 grand.

01:38:47.000 And I went home, sad, because I couldn't get in. 0.93

01:38:50.000 Went back to my shitty Airbnb. 0.86

01:38:52.000 My brother booked it. 0.99

01:38:52.000 Not my fault. 0.99

01:38:53.000 You go to this shitty Airbnb, and I looked it up. 1.00

01:38:55.000 You get every fucking... 1.00

01:38:57.000 It's worth every penny. 1.00

01:38:58.000 Really?

01:38:58.000 That place looks fantastic.

01:39:00.000 What do you get?

01:39:01.000 You don't have to live there.

01:39:02.000 You don't want to be a member and live in L.A. No.

01:39:04.000 Do the Palm Beach Improv once every year and go down to Tomorrow Logo.

01:39:07.000 No, you don't want to do that.

01:39:08.000 It's pretty dope, though.

01:39:09.000 Do you golf?

01:39:10.000 No.

01:39:11.000 Too slow. 1.00

01:39:12.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

01:39:12.000 I just want to hang out. 1.00

01:39:14.000 I just want to see what all the fuss is about, dude.

01:39:16.000 There's no fuss about Trump.

01:39:17.000 Like the President of the United States?

01:39:18.000 No, the former President.

01:39:20.000 The President of the United States is Joseph Biden.

01:39:21.000 You're right.

01:39:22.000 Joseph.

01:39:23.000 Josephs are balling these days. 1.00

01:39:24.000 Someone has to tell him he's a president.

01:39:26.000 Yeah, he's like, wait, what?

01:39:27.000 Really?

01:39:27.000 I won?

01:39:28.000 Like, dude, we keep telling you, man.

01:39:30.000 I'm a senator?

01:39:31.000 No, man.

01:39:32.000 So, yeah, but think about it.

01:39:35.000 Our tax-paying dollars kept flying Trump from the White House to there for a reason.

01:39:39.000 So if he's the President of the United States, he can't live anywhere.

01:39:41.000 He's living there.

01:39:42.000 So I had to check it out.

01:39:43.000 So I looked up homes around Mar-a-Lago.

01:39:45.000 Jesus Christ, dude.

01:39:46.000 Crazy, right? 0.99

01:39:47.000 Dude, nuts. 0.99

01:39:48.000 Yeah.

01:39:49.000 Nuts.

01:39:49.000 Yeah.

01:39:50.000 I wouldn't want to live there.

01:39:50.000 There's no energy, but...

01:39:52.000 Well, that's West Palm Beach.

01:39:54.000 Is that what that area is?

01:39:55.000 Yeah, that's a very wealthy area.

01:39:56.000 What does that say?

01:39:57.000 What does the title say?

01:39:58.000 Picture.

01:39:59.000 What does the title say?

01:40:00.000 Let me scroll up there.

01:40:02.000 No, there it goes.

01:40:03.000 Donald Trump returned to Mar-a-Lago.

01:40:05.000 Take a look inside his exclusive resort the public never sees.

01:40:08.000 Yeah, and he can't get in.

01:40:09.000 So he's back there partying at Mar-a-Lago.

01:40:11.000 What do you think he does now? 1.00

01:40:14.000 Watches CNN and just talk shit. 0.99

01:40:18.000 Give me some pictures. 0.99

01:40:20.000 So he bought it, I think, for...

01:40:22.000 He bought it for $8 million in 1985. It's worth $300 million now.

01:40:28.000 Wow.

01:40:29.000 Smart business adventure.

01:40:30.000 Well, he could pay that off.

01:40:32.000 All of his debts he's going to have when they come for him.

01:40:35.000 Yeah.

01:40:36.000 What a waste of time.

01:40:37.000 They're coming for him.

01:40:37.000 What a waste of time.

01:40:38.000 Hey, let's move on.

01:40:40.000 Let's not waste our tax.

01:40:41.000 Yeah, they're coming for him.

01:40:42.000 They're coming for him.

01:40:44.000 There's a bunch of people that want to make their name on prosecuting him.

01:40:50.000 Because you didn't let Joe Exotic out?

01:40:53.000 You could have let that guy out.

01:40:55.000 Do you let Kodak Black out?

01:40:57.000 But you let my boy Joe Exotic out?

01:40:58.000 It's kind of weird, right?

01:41:00.000 Come on.

01:41:00.000 Why didn't he pardon Snowden?

01:41:02.000 Why didn't he pardon Julian Assange?

01:41:04.000 Yeah, it's very strange.

01:41:05.000 Those are the two big...

01:41:06.000 That's the big boy moves.

01:41:08.000 That would have been cool.

01:41:09.000 But there was apparently a lot of resistance to him, pardon Snowden.

01:41:13.000 A lot of resistance.

01:41:14.000 I bet.

01:41:15.000 I think pardon Snowden would be the ultimate.

01:41:18.000 And Assange, too.

01:41:19.000 Both of them.

01:41:21.000 That's the ultimate.

01:41:23.000 If he really hates the system, you really hate the intelligence community, you really hate the widespread spying on the American people.

01:41:32.000 Yeah, I wonder why he did it.

01:41:34.000 Oh, he's probably worried about the repercussions.

01:41:37.000 Like, he probably is hedging his bets in terms of, like, what they're going to prosecute him for.

01:41:40.000 Well, I think the raiding of the Capitol really scared the fuck out of him.

01:41:44.000 Like, you're on the hook for this, Bubba. 0.99

01:41:46.000 And he's like, oh shit, I was going to pardon Snowden. 0.99

01:41:48.000 Like, well, he can't now. 1.00

01:41:49.000 Yeah, he fucked up with that. 0.99

01:41:51.000 That is one of the classic last days in office fuck-ups that will go down in history. 0.99

01:41:57.000 But it kind of defines who he is in terms of like how the kind of power that he tries to wield.

01:42:05.000 With his followers?

01:42:05.000 Yeah, try to tell people you got to show them strength, you know?

01:42:09.000 You know what the prom is though, and listen, I'm not super pro-right or pro-left, but the prom is that gets those people represent the right now.

01:42:20.000 Those crazies.

01:42:21.000 That's not all Trump follows. 0.90

01:42:23.000 It's a problem.

01:42:25.000 It's a real problem because they can use it to diffuse real, honest criticism of left-wing ideas.

01:42:30.000 You know, you could lump someone in with those people that tried to storm the Capitol.

01:42:34.000 It's insane.

01:42:35.000 There's some legitimate conservatives, never-Trumpers, guys who know David Fromm.

01:42:41.000 There's a bunch of these guys who are really interesting, conservative intellectuals who had no desire whatsoever to be attached to...

01:42:50.000 Any of Trump's ideas.

01:42:51.000 And they're like, he does not represent conservatism.

01:42:54.000 But now, they look at people like that.

01:42:57.000 Anyone who's on the right.

01:42:58.000 You're the enemy.

01:42:59.000 You're silencing them. 1.00

01:43:00.000 You're wearing a fucking Viking helmet on, and you're shirtless and living with your mom. 1.00

01:43:04.000 Man, what was the agenda there, man? 1.00

01:43:06.000 They're like, we got in! 1.00

01:43:07.000 Being a loser. 0.98

01:43:08.000 Dude, how about the one... 1.00

01:43:10.000 That fucking chick, man. 1.00

01:43:11.000 The one that got shot in the neck. 1.00

01:43:13.000 Crazy. 0.99

01:43:16.000 Imagine you're their parent. 0.99

01:43:17.000 You're like, wait, why did she get shot on the neck?

01:43:19.000 Well, right in the White House.

01:43:20.000 Do you know that?

01:43:21.000 Have you ever seen that lady's rants? 1.00

01:43:23.000 Yeah.

01:43:24.000 It's tough. 0.97

01:43:24.000 Unhinged rants that didn't make any fucking sense about all kinds of things. 0.97

01:43:28.000 She was a mother. 0.99

01:43:29.000 Was she a mother?

01:43:30.000 Yeah.

01:43:31.000 That's the biggest disappointment.

01:43:34.000 People get wrapped up in these online communities, man.

01:43:37.000 These QAnon communities and these online right-wing communities.

01:43:41.000 And they really think that they're patriots.

01:43:43.000 They really think that they're the new tea party.

01:43:46.000 They're the people that are going to fix this country.

01:43:48.000 They also think social media is real.

01:43:50.000 Social media is the end-all be-all for them.

01:43:53.000 The world is so much bigger than just that.

01:43:55.000 They say 1 in 10 people are on social media when you walk down the street.

01:43:58.000 That's it?

01:43:59.000 1 in 10. It's only 1 in 10?

01:44:01.000 1 in 10. Really?

01:44:02.000 Yep.

01:44:03.000 How do the other people find out about your shows?

01:44:06.000 I don't know.

01:44:11.000 Confirm that, Jamie.

01:44:12.000 As time goes on, I think we're going to find more and more that it's really unhealthy to be on social media.

01:44:17.000 It's really unhealthy.

01:44:19.000 I got a new phone and it doesn't have any apps on it.

01:44:21.000 I have no apps on my phone.

01:44:23.000 I'm the same.

01:44:24.000 Yeah.

01:44:25.000 I used to have them in a folder called Addict, but then I would just go to that folder.

01:44:29.000 Yeah. 0.86

01:44:30.000 Well, yeah, because you're an addict. 0.99

01:44:32.000 I just go, I don't care. 0.97

01:44:33.000 I just want to go stare at things and scroll mindlessly through people's feeds.

01:44:38.000 Yeah, I was on social media too much, and then I was on my phone watching YouTube or something like that, and then my son's like, Dad, get off your phone, and he's four. 0.98

01:44:46.000 I'm like, oh, shit, this isn't good. 0.98

01:44:49.000 You're four, and you realize I have a problem? 1.00

01:44:51.000 So I got off.

01:44:52.000 Yeah.

01:44:53.000 And my heroes growing up and whatever guy you look up to in comedy when you got into it didn't have social media, man.

01:45:00.000 You know, they didn't have those influences.

01:45:01.000 Well, they would have if they had it.

01:45:02.000 But I'm just saying back then they didn't, you know, and it's probably a good thing. 1.00

01:45:05.000 Chappelle doesn't have shit. 0.99

01:45:06.000 He doesn't use anything. 0.99

01:45:08.000 He has an Instagram account that they set up for when he released that video showing how he was being taken advantage of by a Chappelle show, being on all these streaming networks, and then they wound up pulling those streaming...

01:45:19.000 I mean, it really worked.

01:45:20.000 It was almost gangster moves ever.

01:45:23.000 I mean, it was an incredibly effective move, right?

01:45:25.000 He puts up this heartfelt 20-plus minute video of him...

01:45:31.000 Being funny, but being honest and breaking down what happened and how they kind of took advantage of him.

01:45:37.000 And then the streaming sites all took his video down.

01:45:41.000 That's the power of Dave Chappelle.

01:45:42.000 He's the GOAT man to me.

01:45:44.000 Yeah.

01:45:44.000 It's the greatest alive.

01:45:46.000 I mean, if you want to talk about the impact.

01:45:49.000 Of a comic, because he's not just impactful as a great stand-up comedian, and clearly he goes down, you know, historically as one of the greatest of all time as a stand-up comedian, but also he had the best sketch comedy show ever.

01:46:04.000 That show only lasted two seasons, and pound for pound, laugh for laugh, it's the greatest sketch comedy show of all time.

01:46:12.000 Speaking of power, you know, think of Kevin Hart, who's probably the most well-known comedian on the planet.

01:46:18.000 You know, as far as ticket sales goes, he's the most successful of all time.

01:46:21.000 Most successful tour of all time.

01:46:22.000 Yeah, he does like 40,000 seat arenas. 0.99

01:46:25.000 Football stadiums and shit. 0.98

01:46:26.000 Yeah, he did Soldier Field in Chicago, for God's sakes. 1.00

01:46:28.000 It's crazy.

01:46:29.000 Nuts.

01:46:29.000 He filmed his thing in Philadelphia.

01:46:31.000 40,000 people came to see him to film a special. 0.99

01:46:33.000 He's in Jumanji, for fuck's sakes. 0.98

01:46:35.000 So, you know, he launched a new show. 0.99

01:46:38.000 And this isn't Kevin Hart.

01:46:39.000 He has a team.

01:46:40.000 He launched a new show called Inside Jokes.

01:46:43.000 And he posts on social media like, hey, coming to I forget what network, Inside Jokes.

01:46:49.000 And Schultz, who's been doing a show for, I think, four years called Inside Jokes on YouTube, millions of views.

01:46:54.000 Same concept.

01:46:55.000 Tweets to him, goes, hey, Kevin, did you not look into it?

01:46:59.000 I've been doing this show for however many years.

01:47:01.000 It has millions of views.

01:47:02.000 It's already taken.

01:47:03.000 Guess she got sick of sitting in an ice bath. 1.00

01:47:06.000 Because he has that ice bath show.

01:47:08.000 And Kevin responded back.

01:47:09.000 He was like, dude, I know in your world this seems like I did it on purpose.

01:47:13.000 I didn't.

01:47:13.000 My team's looking into it.

01:47:14.000 I apologize.

01:47:16.000 We're going to change everything.

01:47:17.000 Pretty dope.

01:47:18.000 Well, Kevin is a great guy.

01:47:20.000 He would never do something like that on purpose.

01:47:21.000 Somebody probably came up with it.

01:47:23.000 His team did.

01:47:24.000 That's a problem.

01:47:25.000 It's a problem.

01:47:27.000 You know, I remember when there was a real issue at the Comedy Store because late night talk show writers would come in and they would watch people do stand-up and then steal their jokes.

01:47:41.000 Take the ideas.

01:47:42.000 And then guys would wind up doing those bits in their sets.

01:47:45.000 And I know that that's happened to...

01:47:50.000 There's more than one I want to even name any names of hosts but more than one host Whether they knew it or not, was doing stolen material.

01:48:00.000 They probably didn't know.

01:48:00.000 They might have known.

01:48:01.000 They might not have known.

01:48:02.000 I don't know.

01:48:03.000 I don't think they knew.

01:48:04.000 I'd assume a team, though.

01:48:06.000 It was a giant issue.

01:48:07.000 It was a giant issue with certain sketch shows that they were stealing people's acts and then making sketches out of those shows.

01:48:16.000 Speaking of stealing, did you see Carlos Mencia on Bobby Lee's show?

01:48:20.000 I did not.

01:48:21.000 It is riveting.

01:48:23.000 I called Bobby when I got done with it.

01:48:25.000 Because, you know, I wasn't around the comedy store in comedy when that was going down when you guys had the issue.

01:48:29.000 I saw that he was on it, and I watched, like, a few seconds of it, but I was like, oof. 0.89

01:48:33.000 It's pretty fucking entertaining. 0.97

01:48:35.000 And Bobby, you know, he goes at him, man. 0.99

01:48:38.000 He's like, you definitely stole some stuff, man.

01:48:40.000 And, like, you need to apologize for it.

01:48:42.000 He's like, well, I don't know if I did.

01:48:43.000 He's like, no, no, no.

01:48:43.000 You definitely stole some stuff, dude.

01:48:45.000 Yeah.

01:48:46.000 And you just see Carlos side from it.

01:48:47.000 Again, I only know one perspective, right?

01:48:49.000 Yeah.

01:48:49.000 And just hearing Carlos' side, again, I was in there.

01:48:52.000 I have no fucking clue what happened. 0.97

01:48:53.000 I believe you. 0.98

01:48:54.000 You know, Carlos is like, the problem is, like, I'm not on the internet.

01:48:58.000 I'm not on social media, really.

01:48:59.000 Of course he is.

01:48:59.000 Well, he's saying, like, he doesn't really have a voice on there.

01:49:02.000 It's an Instagram page.

01:49:04.000 Yeah, but not, you know, he's not doing it.

01:49:07.000 You know, he's older.

01:49:08.000 He's on it all the time.

01:49:08.000 Is he?

01:49:09.000 Yeah, it's not true.

01:49:10.000 Well, he's saying from, like, this, again, yeah, you're probably right.

01:49:13.000 Well, he's just not popular.

01:49:14.000 Yeah, he just hasn't adapted with the times.

01:49:17.000 He's been stuck at a certain number of Instagram followers for years.

01:49:19.000 I don't even know how many followers he has.

01:49:21.000 But he's saying he wasn't able to get his narrative out and apologize to the people.

01:49:25.000 That's not true.

01:49:27.000 No, I mean, he's come up with a bunch of different versions of why he is not at fault.

01:49:32.000 And Joe, I'm not defending him at all.

01:49:35.000 I'm just saying it was super interesting because I only know your version, Ari's version, Bobby Lee tells me all these stories.

01:49:41.000 I've heard all these stories.

01:49:42.000 I've never had any interaction with them.

01:49:44.000 He's got a few different Yeah.

01:50:10.000 I mean, there's a video from a show, there was like this documentary they did where he admitted it.

01:50:17.000 He actually said, yeah, I copy it.

01:50:20.000 It's like what a rapper remixes it.

01:50:22.000 Yeah, I think Patrice O'Neill posted that when he was a live detox show and was like, he admits it here.

01:50:27.000 He goes, yeah, I stole those jokes.

01:50:28.000 Yeah, I've seen that.

01:50:29.000 Now he says that, you know, now he said he didn't.

01:50:32.000 Now he says, you know, he comes up with a difference.

01:50:34.000 Look, the guy has been tortured.

01:50:36.000 You know, that's the sad thing.

01:50:38.000 It's like, how much does the man deserve?

01:50:41.000 How much punishment does he deserve for what he did?

01:50:44.000 He's probably still not stealing.

01:50:46.000 I don't know.

01:50:47.000 I don't know.

01:50:48.000 I don't know what he's doing.

01:50:49.000 I know he does like two and a half hours on stage.

01:50:50.000 But here's the thing that does happen to comics, and this is where it's really weird.

01:50:55.000 Comics that steal, they have a really good beginning of their career.

01:50:59.000 And then they get called out for stealing.

01:51:01.000 And then they try to not steal. 0.99

01:51:03.000 And the contrast between their early material when they were stealing and the new material when they're not stealing is fucking... 0.99

01:51:10.000 Stark. 0.99

01:51:11.000 It's staggering.

01:51:13.000 We can name them right now if we wanted to be mean.

01:51:16.000 Some of them have done specials recently.

01:51:18.000 Do you want me to do it?

01:51:19.000 You don't have to.

01:51:20.000 But it's brutal. 0.99

01:51:21.000 The difference is fucking brutal. 0.98

01:51:23.000 And that difference is because they were plagiarizing. 0.98

01:51:26.000 They were taking other people's premises.

01:51:28.000 They were doing it on purpose.

01:51:29.000 And some of them, they've been real calculated about it, like threatening the comedians they stole from, sending DMs to them.

01:51:36.000 Or text.

01:51:37.000 Or text messages, making them real uncomfortable.

01:51:41.000 Put pressure on them.

01:51:42.000 Putting themselves in these protected categories or saying they're part of certain movements that, you know, like, I've not known for you to be helping this movement.

01:51:51.000 Like, you know, you're talking about this movement on stage and then stealing their premises and stealing their bits. 0.98

01:51:56.000 Like, there's some dark shit that goes on. 0.98

01:51:59.000 It catches up with them, to your point. 1.00

01:52:01.000 Like, there's specials or dog shit. 1.00

01:52:03.000 Specials or dog shit. 1.00

01:52:04.000 And that's where you know. 1.00

01:52:06.000 There's a thing with comedy that happens.

01:52:09.000 There's a bunch of things that can happen once you become successful and then you continue to make specials.

01:52:16.000 One of them is you kind of run out of stuff to talk about or you spend 10 years developing your first set And then you have to do another set afterwards.

01:52:27.000 It's just not as good.

01:52:28.000 Or you can't relate to the people.

01:52:30.000 You're so famous that your material's not relatable.

01:52:33.000 Those are both big factors.

01:52:34.000 Kevin Hart's pretty good at that.

01:52:36.000 Well, he's smart.

01:52:37.000 He's also very ambitious, and he hires a lot of writers.

01:52:40.000 And he's also very...

01:52:40.000 He's a very honest person.

01:52:42.000 You're good at it, too?

01:52:43.000 Yeah.

01:52:43.000 I work hard.

01:52:44.000 I work hard.

01:52:45.000 I work hard.

01:52:46.000 I work hard. 0.99

01:52:47.000 And I'm fucking ruthless on myself. 0.97

01:52:50.000 I'm a very self-critical person. 0.94

01:52:52.000 I think a lot of those people that we won't mention, a lot of them...

01:52:55.000 We're good to go.

01:53:18.000 They, you know, it's hard for bands to maintain top performance.

01:53:25.000 Like, a lot of bands, they start out and they have a bunch of good albums and their albums start to suck.

01:53:29.000 It happens with comedians.

01:53:30.000 They get real famous.

01:53:31.000 They get soft.

01:53:32.000 And then the other problem is their audience loves them.

01:53:35.000 So they can kind of do anything and they go out there and the audience loves them.

01:53:38.000 And the material suffers.

01:53:39.000 That's why Steve Martin quit.

01:53:40.000 Have you ever read that book, Born Standing Up?

01:53:42.000 Yeah.

01:53:43.000 He said he went out there and he had this like ukulele thing and it would come down and one night it came up but it fucked up and so the bit... 0.92

01:53:50.000 There's no bit. 0.99

01:53:51.000 He had to have it but the audience was laughing right away and he's like, oh, oh fuck, I'm done.

01:53:56.000 He's like, it's not even the material anymore. 0.99

01:53:59.000 They're laughing at whatever the fuck I do now. 0.97

01:54:01.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:54:02.000 So he stopped doing it.

01:54:05.000 Stand-up comedy in some ways is...

01:54:11.000 In some ways, there's a parallel that you can make to martial arts.

01:54:16.000 How so?

01:54:16.000 In that, if you don't put the real work in, when the time comes to perform, it shows.

01:54:23.000 There's a ceiling.

01:54:24.000 Again, there's a ceiling.

01:54:25.000 Because to your point...

01:54:27.000 If you don't put the work in, you're going to get to a certain level where you're playing to your crowd.

01:54:32.000 They think everything's funny. 0.99

01:54:34.000 You're like, man, I'm fucking killing it. 0.99

01:54:35.000 Then you're going to go to the comedy store where it's not your crowd. 0.99

01:54:39.000 You've got to do real jokes, not references of your famous buddies or to this where people don't know you.

01:54:46.000 You've got to do real jokes.

01:54:47.000 Right. 1.00

01:54:47.000 You fucked me. 1.00

01:54:48.000 You gotta do jokes for people that aren't your fans. 1.00

01:54:50.000 Correct. 0.99

01:54:51.000 That's the difference between maybe sparring with people that are in your camp that maybe know how good you are to fighting someone who doesn't give a fuck and they're trying to kill you. 0.99

01:55:00.000 Yep. 0.99

01:55:00.000 And then you see how much work you've really put in. 0.99

01:55:02.000 It might not be the best comparison in the world.

01:55:04.000 That's a pretty good comparison though.

01:55:06.000 Especially from the world we come from.

01:55:07.000 Yeah.

01:55:07.000 The comparisons are all like, you can't not work.

01:55:11.000 You have to put in the work.

01:55:12.000 And the work is uncomfortable.

01:55:13.000 Right.

01:55:14.000 I don't mean to interrupt you.

01:55:15.000 But to your point, though, it's like if you're a wrestler and you got to a certain point where the takedown is working every time, every single time, and then you get to a guy where that takedown is not going to work.

01:55:26.000 And if you didn't work on those skills where if the wrestling doesn't work, where you got to find other ways to beat them, you're not going to have a career, man. 0.96

01:55:33.000 You lose three and you're out of the fucking UFC working at Starbucks.

01:55:36.000 So you got to put in the time for that other stuff. 0.99

01:55:39.000 Yeah.

01:55:39.000 Yeah, that's a good analogy.

01:55:41.000 And I bet that exists in almost every endeavor.

01:55:43.000 Correct.

01:55:44.000 That there's certain things you don't like to do.

01:55:46.000 They're uncomfortable.

01:55:47.000 You know, like how many guys do we know that are like really good strikers?

01:55:49.000 They don't want to go to the ground because they don't want to get tapped.

01:55:51.000 So they don't train on their ground game.

01:55:53.000 And then they wind up getting in a situation where they're on the ground...

01:55:57.000 And, you know, they get tapped.

01:55:59.000 Didn't you tell me that Justin never, Justin Gaethje never trains jiu-jitsu?

01:56:03.000 Not a lot.

01:56:05.000 When we were training, you know, I don't want to add him or nothing.

01:56:07.000 But now when we trained, he just, he was just like, you know, his, I think his mindset was, because I'm such a good wrestler, I can, I'm not going to learn the leg locks and the arm marches.

01:56:20.000 I'm just going to learn how to defend what they're going to do and get back to my feet.

01:56:23.000 That was his process.

01:56:24.000 As savage as that guy is.

01:56:27.000 One of the best.

01:56:28.000 Imagine how good he would be if you fully embrace submissions.

01:56:31.000 Well, to your point, look what happened when he got to Khabib.

01:56:33.000 Exactly.

01:56:34.000 Where it's like, oh, you're going to get lost if we go down there?

01:56:38.000 Two times.

01:56:39.000 I'm going to take you down there, bro.

01:56:40.000 Yeah.

01:56:40.000 Well, it also seemed like Khabib kind of maybe wanted to do that and get it done in that way.

01:56:46.000 Inverted triangle?

01:56:47.000 Amazing.

01:56:50.000 A stubby Khabib did an inverted triangle? 0.88

01:56:53.000 That's insane.

01:56:53.000 From a mount.

01:56:54.000 Nuts! 0.70

01:56:55.000 Yes.

01:56:55.000 Nuts!

01:56:56.000 Crazy. 0.91

01:56:57.000 At that level? 1.00

01:56:58.000 Yeah, well, Khabib is just such a monster. 1.00

01:57:00.000 I don't think we really even know how good he is.

01:57:02.000 I don't think he's been pushed.

01:57:04.000 And that's why he quit!

01:57:06.000 I think he quit because of his mom, right?

01:57:08.000 I think he quit, A, because of his mom, but he did want to get to 30-0.

01:57:12.000 He promised dad 30-0.

01:57:13.000 But I also think he's just like, I'm not getting up.

01:57:16.000 What are you going to toss me?

01:57:17.000 What do you got for me?

01:57:18.000 I want to see Justin versus Dustin Poirier again.

01:57:22.000 Gaethje and Poirier again.

01:57:23.000 Yeah, me too.

01:57:23.000 I'd love to see that.

01:57:24.000 But I want to see them each get a win and then do it.

01:57:26.000 Yeah.

01:57:27.000 And that's where my tournament comes into play. 0.99

01:57:29.000 Charles Oliveira might be the motherfucker, dude. 1.00

01:57:32.000 He might be the motherfucker. 1.00

01:57:33.000 You know what's weird too? 1.00

01:57:34.000 Yeah, Charles Olivares is a motherfucker. 1.00

01:57:37.000 He might be the motherfucker. 1.00

01:57:38.000 I would say he's the most dangerous out of everybody. 1.00

01:57:39.000 He's so talented.

01:57:40.000 In all aspects, he's so talented.

01:57:42.000 His ground game is off the charts. 1.00

01:57:44.000 His ground game, striking, his reach now, his distance, his footwork, his mentality, bad motherfucker. 0.99

01:57:50.000 Going back to Conor, he said something, he said, this loss doesn't feel like it usually does. 0.99

01:57:55.000 He can't walk.

01:57:58.000 And he got knocked out.

01:57:59.000 I'm sure physically that hurts, but also he's like, I'm not as obsessed as I should be.

01:58:03.000 When I hear that, I'm like, ooh, that's not good.

01:58:08.000 What does that mean?

01:58:09.000 What did he mean by that, you think?

01:58:11.000 Maybe he put it in his all, and he just lost, and he doesn't feel like he left anything on the table.

01:58:15.000 Yeah, that's fine.

01:58:16.000 So maybe he says, okay, we're going to dust ourselves off and make the adjustments.

01:58:19.000 Yep.

01:58:19.000 In that case, maybe it's a good thing that doesn't hurt him.

01:58:22.000 Agree.

01:58:23.000 Look, the guy is wealthy beyond imagination, right?

01:58:27.000 Most successful fighter of all time.

01:58:29.000 Yeah, not just from fighting, but also proper 12. I mean, that whiskey company is fucking killing. 0.99

01:58:34.000 He's made hundreds of millions of dollars. 0.99

01:58:36.000 Crush that whiskey company.

01:58:37.000 Is it better than Tiger Thicke?

01:58:38.000 I doubt it.

01:58:39.000 Carry on.

01:58:41.000 I've never had Proper 12. Have you had it?

01:58:43.000 Yeah, someone brought it over.

01:58:45.000 My brother-in-law brought it over for the fight.

01:58:47.000 I said bring whiskey.

01:58:48.000 He brought them.

01:58:48.000 I'm like, all right, dude.

01:58:49.000 What'd you spend, $30?

01:58:51.000 Is it bad?

01:58:52.000 No, it's not bad.

01:58:53.000 You get what you pay for.

01:58:54.000 If you're a real whiskey drinker, it's not bad.

01:58:56.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:58:56.000 It's not bad whiskey at all.

01:58:58.000 It's a clean whiskey.

01:59:01.000 It's not Josh Barnett's Warbringer, Warmaster.

01:59:04.000 I've never had that.

01:59:04.000 I've heard it's fantastic.

01:59:05.000 But just based off Josh's label, yeah, probably Josh is better. 0.96

01:59:08.000 It's fucking good. 0.88

01:59:10.000 It's interesting because he's got no financial motivation at all. 0.99

01:59:15.000 None to fight.

01:59:17.000 He's fighting for enjoyment, for legacy, to push himself, to test himself.

01:59:21.000 Obviously looked in tremendous shape.

01:59:23.000 I saw some of the training footage. 0.97

01:59:25.000 I talked to people that saw him train and they were saying he is in fucking tip-top magoo for this fight. 0.93

01:59:30.000 Yeah, I know. 0.97

01:59:31.000 But listen, those low calf kicks are a game changer.

01:59:35.000 But here's my problem with that, Joe.

01:59:36.000 That's nothing new.

01:59:38.000 It's not new, but it's new in Conor's career.

01:59:40.000 If you go to early Conor's career in 2014 when he fought Dustin, no one was throwing those low calf kicks.

01:59:45.000 In 2014, but this day and age...

01:59:47.000 Except Benson Henderson.

01:59:48.000 Yeah, Benson.

01:59:49.000 I think Benson was the...

01:59:50.000 Actually, we've got to give him credit.

01:59:51.000 He's probably the first to do it.

01:59:53.000 And we kind of make fun of him.

01:59:54.000 Remember he was jabbing the quad and throwing those low kicks? 0.99

01:59:56.000 You're like, what the fuck's he doing? 0.95

01:59:58.000 But his low kicks didn't have the same kind of effect for some reason. 0.99

02:00:01.000 Different animal.

02:00:02.000 Yeah, I mean, the way...

02:00:04.000 Like, Justin's the best at it.

02:00:06.000 Justin Gaethje, in my mind, for my money, is one of the best leg kickers that's ever fought in the sport.

02:00:12.000 He destroys people's legs.

02:00:13.000 Michael Johnson's leg, he destroyed Khabib's leg.

02:00:16.000 Khabib's leg was in all kinds of trouble in that fight. 0.99

02:00:18.000 It's just Khabib's fucking force of a champion, that mind. 0.98

02:00:22.000 He just pushed through it. 0.99

02:00:23.000 The fact that Khabib fought that fight with a broken toe, too.

02:00:26.000 Nuts. 0.84

02:00:27.000 I mean, he's just such an unusual monster of a man. 0.98

02:00:31.000 But... 0.97

02:00:32.000 Justin Gaethje, he chops everybody's legs apart.

02:00:36.000 Everybody.

02:00:37.000 He's so good.

02:00:37.000 And he's so good at being tight in the clinch.

02:00:41.000 And getting away with it.

02:00:42.000 And then chopping leg kicks down from a clinch.

02:00:45.000 So he's tying you up.

02:00:46.000 He's got like an overhook and he'll leg kick you.

02:00:49.000 And he learned that kicking from a boxing coach in Trevor Whitman. 0.99

02:00:53.000 You know, so it's like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

02:00:55.000 It's amazing. 0.99

02:00:55.000 Yeah, that's how talented he is. 0.99

02:00:56.000 Go back to his World Series of Fighting fights.

02:00:58.000 Oh, dude. 0.95

02:00:58.000 He fucked dudes up with that. 0.95

02:01:00.000 Oh, my God, dude. 1.00

02:01:00.000 Destroyed people's legs. 1.00

02:01:02.000 But, you know, again, to me, it's Connor not being active.

02:01:05.000 Like, those kicks, dude.

02:01:07.000 Again, it's nothing like we're like, oh, we've never seen that.

02:01:09.000 But yes, but no.

02:01:11.000 Because Conor fights in that wide stance.

02:01:14.000 He puts a lot of weight on his front leg.

02:01:16.000 And he's looking to tee off on you with a big left hand.

02:01:19.000 He keeps his right leg out. 1.00

02:01:21.000 And the problem with that is Dustin's a fucking southpaw. 0.99

02:01:24.000 So it's right there. 1.00

02:01:25.000 It's right there for him.

02:01:26.000 Because of the southpaw to southpaw stance.

02:01:28.000 Yeah, there you go.

02:01:29.000 But also, if you're Conor, you've been doing so much boxing, those leg kicks, it's not going to be a thing, you know?

02:01:37.000 Right.

02:01:38.000 It's just not, you know, you're not that conscious of it.

02:01:40.000 You're not really working on the muscle memory. 0.99

02:01:42.000 I think he's just got so much confidence in that fucking piece. 0.99

02:01:44.000 He did rock him. 1.00

02:01:45.000 He did rock him.

02:01:46.000 He's got so much confidence in that left hand.

02:01:47.000 But here's the thing.

02:01:48.000 I don't know what his motivation is, right?

02:01:51.000 Let's assume he has the same motivation for another fight as he had for this fight.

02:01:56.000 He's not going to fall for the same...

02:01:59.000 He's a smart guy.

02:02:00.000 So it's going to be interesting to see, can he compete with the top echelon of the sport?

02:02:05.000 Is he going to be motivated to get himself in shape to compete with the top echelon of the sport?

02:02:11.000 He can get his body in the best shape possible.

02:02:13.000 To me, it's all here for Conor.

02:02:14.000 We know he has the skills to beat anybody in the world.

02:02:16.000 It's here, man.

02:02:18.000 Farasa Hobby thinks he quit.

02:02:20.000 Faras Ahabi thinks that when the going gets tough, Conor finds a way to fold.

02:02:25.000 And he said, you know, once his leg was hurt, he just sort of folded against the side of the cage.

02:02:29.000 It's hard to argue with Faras.

02:02:31.000 I don't know if Conor has quit in him, but listen, if I have that much money in the bank and there's a yacht waiting for me outside, it's probably like, all right, let's get out of here.

02:02:39.000 Imagine if he won, though.

02:02:40.000 Pulls up in a yacht and then starches everybody.

02:02:43.000 Fantastic.

02:02:44.000 And that's what I was hoping for.

02:02:45.000 When he's sitting there meditating on the yacht. 0.99

02:02:48.000 I mean, get the fucking out of here. 0.99

02:02:50.000 How cool does that look? 1.00

02:02:50.000 You see that fucking yacht? 1.00

02:02:51.000 It's nuts. 1.00

02:02:52.000 How much does a yacht like that cost?

02:02:54.000 They had to lend him that.

02:02:56.000 Oh, I don't believe so.

02:02:57.000 No, no, no.

02:02:58.000 Listen to me.

02:02:58.000 He didn't go broke if he bought that yacht.

02:02:59.000 He has two yachts, according to Dana.

02:03:02.000 That's a bad idea.

02:03:03.000 Dana and I were on the phone yesterday and he told me Connor just bought a Lamborghini yacht.

02:03:08.000 That's not smart.

02:03:09.000 Here it goes.

02:03:10.000 Conor McGregor splashes out $12 million.

02:03:14.000 $12 million on a superyacht and pays cash.

02:03:18.000 Wow!

02:03:20.000 Since the bout ended. 0.99

02:03:21.000 Oh, after he got fucked up. 0.99

02:03:23.000 Oh, Floyd Mayweather. 0.99

02:03:24.000 Okay.

02:03:25.000 This is after he lost to Floyd Mayweather.

02:03:26.000 Since the bout ended, the 29-year-old has been living it up on the party aisle of Ibiza with his family, enjoying good food, renting a lavish villa, lounging in the Mediterranean sunshine, oh, and splashing out on a $12 million super yacht in cash.

02:03:43.000 Yeah, but look at that other yacht. 1.00

02:03:44.000 Estimated between $360 and $400 million.

02:03:47.000 That's how you go back.

02:03:48.000 Oh! 0.60

02:03:49.000 This is an eye-opening level of opulence to witness firsthand, he posted, referring to sailing yacht A, a vessel valued at $360 to $450.

02:03:59.000 I bet you he doesn't know that.

02:04:00.000 When I was in Italy, I was there, and Steve Jobs' yacht was there.

02:04:05.000 If you're Steve Jobs, get a yacht.

02:04:06.000 Steve Jobs is dead at the time.

02:04:08.000 Oh, okay.

02:04:09.000 He's already dead.

02:04:09.000 So somebody else had it.

02:04:10.000 Maybe his family.

02:04:11.000 Steve Jobs' yacht is basically an Apple store. 0.99

02:04:14.000 What the fuck is that? 0.98

02:04:15.000 It's so weird looking. 1.00

02:04:16.000 That's Steve Jobs?

02:04:17.000 No, this is the one that has $350 million.

02:04:19.000 That's college?

02:04:20.000 Oh, that's the $350 million.

02:04:22.000 That's a four seasons.

02:04:23.000 That's preposterous.

02:04:24.000 Oh, that's a sailing boat.

02:04:25.000 Look, it's got sails. 0.99

02:04:27.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:04:28.000 That is sails. 1.00

02:04:30.000 Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. 0.99

02:04:31.000 And then you gotta pay for the staff. 1.00

02:04:32.000 That is so dumb. 0.99

02:04:33.000 Seems like a bad idea to spend your money. 1.00

02:04:35.000 I hate to brag about my rich friends, but I have a rich friend that has...

02:04:38.000 Look at that thing. 0.99

02:04:39.000 That'd be fun as fuck. 0.99

02:04:41.000 That's the sailboat? 0.99

02:04:42.000 It'd be fantastic.

02:04:43.000 Pretty cool.

02:04:44.000 Joe buys a yacht.

02:04:46.000 Bro.

02:04:46.000 Dude buys a yacht.

02:04:47.000 Podcasts on a yacht sounds like a lot of fun.

02:04:49.000 That's a fight on a yacht?

02:04:50.000 I have a friend who actually bought a yacht.

02:04:52.000 So odd.

02:04:53.000 This is the weird world that I live in now.

02:04:56.000 You have a different group of friends.

02:04:57.000 And this friend that bought a yacht, I was going, well, who drives them?

02:05:02.000 He goes, there's a full-time staff.

02:05:05.000 They live on the yacht all year round.

02:05:07.000 They're there all the time.

02:05:09.000 Do you have to pay their salary?

02:05:09.000 I go, what?

02:05:10.000 He goes, they have all year round.

02:05:13.000 Yeah, they live there.

02:05:15.000 They're on his yacht right now.

02:05:16.000 I go, so it's their yacht.

02:05:18.000 I go, it's like if you have a house, and there's a bunch of people partying at your house, and they're cleaning up right before you come in.

02:05:24.000 Yeah, that's what's going on.

02:05:25.000 And you smell other people's farts in your sheets. 1.00

02:05:28.000 Some dude's bringing girls back to that yacht all the fucking time. 1.00

02:05:31.000 I don't think people are banging chicks on your bed. 1.00

02:05:32.000 Every port?

02:05:33.000 Yeah.

02:05:33.000 Yeah, come on, dude.

02:05:34.000 It's so weird.

02:05:35.000 Are you counting all the liquor you got in there?

02:05:37.000 Because I bet a lot's gone.

02:05:38.000 Yeah, so he pays full-time for the staff.

02:05:41.000 Yeah, I was like, what are you talking about?

02:05:42.000 You have a full-time staff.

02:05:44.000 Different level.

02:05:44.000 But I go, couldn't you just rent a yacht when you wanted to?

02:05:48.000 You have money, and then they take care of all that shit? 0.99

02:05:50.000 Isn't there a service? 1.00

02:05:51.000 That'd be smart, right?

02:05:52.000 It seems like a better way to go.

02:05:53.000 You don't have to think about it.

02:05:54.000 But he has so much money.

02:05:55.000 He's like, listen, I don't know, dude. 0.99

02:05:57.000 Why ask so many fucking smart questions? 0.97

02:05:58.000 He's a very wealthy businessman, my friend. 0.99

02:06:00.000 And he just said, well, I didn't think about it before I bought the yacht.

02:06:04.000 Does his name rhyme with Elon Dusk?

02:06:07.000 No, he doesn't have a yacht.

02:06:08.000 Elon doesn't even have a house. 0.96

02:06:11.000 That's ridiculous. 0.83

02:06:11.000 He doesn't want to own houses. 0.83

02:06:12.000 He's selling all his houses.

02:06:13.000 He rents houses. 1.00

02:06:14.000 He succumbed to fucking social media pressure. 1.00

02:06:17.000 I don't think so. 1.00

02:06:18.000 Yeah, he was talking about it. 0.99

02:06:19.000 He's like, oh, you guys want to talk shit about my three houses? 0.99

02:06:21.000 I'm going to sell them. 0.99

02:06:22.000 It's like, all right, dude. 1.00

02:06:24.000 Still rich as fuck. 1.00

02:06:25.000 Still going to talk shit about your money. 1.00

02:06:26.000 Yeah, it's like, dude, just get a house. 1.00

02:06:28.000 He is now the second richest man in the world.

02:06:31.000 I don't know how he's going to deal with it.

02:06:32.000 I don't know what he's going to do.

02:06:34.000 Jeff Bezos has surpassed him.

02:06:35.000 How'd Jeff Bezos pull it off?

02:06:37.000 I don't know.

02:06:37.000 That wasn't the GameStop.

02:06:38.000 See you.

02:06:42.000 Nuts, dude.

02:06:43.000 Sailing Yacht A is the largest sailing yacht in the world by a lot.

02:06:48.000 A sailboat, right?

02:06:49.000 But there's other yachts that are big.

02:06:51.000 Can you just show me a picture of Conor McGregor's yacht?

02:06:54.000 And Dana said he owns them?

02:06:55.000 He owns two.

02:06:57.000 He bought that one, and then he bought a new one that's a Lamborghini yacht.

02:07:00.000 We know boats are a bad investment, Bubba. 0.97

02:07:03.000 But he's like, dude, you know how much whiskey I'm fucking selling? 0.95

02:07:06.000 Yeah, there you go. 0.97

02:07:09.000 Different level, man.

02:07:13.000 So that's his $14 million yacht.

02:07:15.000 It's the Lamborghini one, it says.

02:07:16.000 That's the Lamborghini one?

02:07:18.000 300 foot Lamborghini super yacht.

02:07:20.000 He's painted yellow.

02:07:22.000 Wow, look at that thing. 0.84

02:07:23.000 Did you see what Floyd said about Conor?

02:07:25.000 No.

02:07:26.000 He was saying how it's racism at its finest because we celebrate Conor spending money and acting all extravagant, but then he gets hated on for acting the same way.

02:07:35.000 And then he said, this is my favorite part, he goes, and the worst part is the hate's from my own people.

02:07:41.000 Yeah.

02:07:42.000 Well, then it's not racist. 1.00

02:07:45.000 How do you not have someone proofread your shit, dude? 0.99

02:07:51.000 Well, that's not going to work, Bubba. 0.99

02:07:52.000 Well, listen, Floyd is a brilliant marketer, and he's probably saying this to get a lot of attention, and it probably gets him a lot of attention.

02:08:00.000 But ultimately, Floyd's whole persona was about being a baller.

02:08:05.000 Floyd Money Mayweather.

02:08:06.000 Yeah.

02:08:07.000 Listen, if you go back to Floyd's early days, Floyd was Pretty Boy Floyd.

02:08:10.000 And Floyd was... 1.00

02:08:12.000 He's a motherfucker. 1.00

02:08:12.000 Much more aggressive. 1.00

02:08:13.000 Different fighter.

02:08:14.000 Trying to stop people and beat...

02:08:16.000 Look, there's no disrespect to Floyd Mayweather.

02:08:19.000 He's one of the greatest of all time.

02:08:20.000 But one of the smart, if not the...

02:08:23.000 But one of the smart things that he did was later in his career, he fought much more defensively, but everyone wanted him to lose. 0.95

02:08:30.000 So he realized like, hey, I can take less damage, box defensively, beat all these motherfuckers, have everybody paying to see me lose, and then I make all the money. 0.97

02:08:43.000 He's brilliant. 0.96

02:08:44.000 He's the most brilliant boxer ever because he's the guy that when you look at his career, over 50 fights, undefeated, and was only hit hard three or four times.

02:08:56.000 His whole career.

02:08:58.000 His whole career.

02:08:59.000 Easily.

02:08:59.000 Never dropped.

02:09:00.000 Never really fucked. 0.97

02:09:01.000 Was he dropped? 0.99

02:09:02.000 No.

02:09:03.000 He wobbled.

02:09:03.000 Yeah.

02:09:04.000 Never dropped.

02:09:05.000 Never dropped.

02:09:05.000 No.

02:09:06.000 And, you know, beat the best of the best.

02:09:07.000 Beat everybody.

02:09:08.000 But shut Canelo Alvarez down.

02:09:10.000 Canelo was 21. You know?

02:09:12.000 Yeah.

02:09:12.000 Still.

02:09:13.000 Young Canelo.

02:09:14.000 Smart business decision.

02:09:15.000 He was just amazing.

02:09:18.000 Canelo runs the game now.

02:09:19.000 He does run the game now.

02:09:20.000 He's pound for pound number one on my list.

02:09:22.000 How about him knocking out Kovalev?

02:09:23.000 How crazy was that?

02:09:25.000 Jesus Christ.

02:09:27.000 Kovalev is a legit 175 pound champion.

02:09:32.000 Seeing Canelo knock him out.

02:09:34.000 Boxing is kind of popping right now.

02:09:36.000 It's kind of popping.

02:09:37.000 Especially in the lightweight division.

02:09:38.000 How about the heavyweight division?

02:09:39.000 There's so much craziness going on.

02:09:43.000 How so?

02:09:44.000 Well, just trying to figure out the Fury-Joshua fight?

02:09:47.000 And Eddie Hearn said that's going to happen.

02:09:49.000 He said that a million times.

02:09:50.000 And White is going to fight Deontay Wilder, but Wilder still wants to fight Fury in a third fight.

02:09:57.000 And that's not happening.

02:10:00.000 The wilder stuff made me so sad.

02:10:02.000 It bums me out, man.

02:10:03.000 His excuses, it's like, oh man, I've never seen someone deal with a loss worse than Deontay Wilde.

02:10:08.000 I love Deontay Wilde.

02:10:09.000 I've worked with him several times.

02:10:11.000 Fantastic human being.

02:10:12.000 He's a great human being.

02:10:13.000 Great dude.

02:10:13.000 And a really fun guy to be around.

02:10:16.000 I wish I was close to him while it was going on.

02:10:20.000 Yeah, I'll text him.

02:10:21.000 What are you going to say?

02:10:22.000 Don't say that.

02:10:23.000 Don't say that.

02:10:24.000 This is what people are going to think.

02:10:26.000 Even if you believe that, you can't believe he had egg weights in his hands.

02:10:29.000 You can't believe that.

02:10:30.000 No, dude.

02:10:31.000 There's no way, first of all, a guy punches that fast with egg weights in his hands.

02:10:34.000 And then the other bummer is he fired his team.

02:10:37.000 Yeah, that's not good.

02:10:39.000 He fired Breland, right?

02:10:41.000 Bummer.

02:10:41.000 That is a bummer.

02:10:43.000 What is he doing now?

02:10:44.000 Who is he training with?

02:10:45.000 I don't know.

02:10:46.000 I don't know.

02:10:47.000 It's a bummer.

02:10:48.000 I hope they figured it out.

02:10:48.000 When a guy loses like that after just starching everybody, it's got to be like a world changer.

02:10:54.000 To our point that we talked about earlier, and this is, you know, could be dicey.

02:11:00.000 You remember, he started boxing late.

02:11:01.000 24?

02:11:02.000 There's a ceiling, man.

02:11:04.000 And his ceiling was high, but there's a ceiling. 0.99

02:11:06.000 Then you run into a guy like fucking Fury who can... 0.98

02:11:10.000 Do it all. 1.00

02:11:11.000 Footwork, can move, can punch.

02:11:14.000 He can be a defensive fighter, a pressure fighter.

02:11:16.000 So when Wilder had that right hand from God, which is one of the greatest right hands of all time, if not the greatest right hand of all time, when a guy can negate that and has seen that in his career, you run a guy like Fury, this is what happens.

02:11:27.000 I think the blueprint was established in the 12th round when Tyson Fury got up.

02:11:31.000 When Tyson Fury got up, weathered Deontay Wilder's onslaught, but then started winning.

02:11:37.000 Nuts.

02:11:37.000 And won the rest of the round, and even had Deontay in trouble at one point in time.

02:11:42.000 Crazy.

02:11:42.000 And then in the rematch, he goes, oh, you can't fight going backwards?

02:11:46.000 Oh, well, I've been doing that my entire career against Eastern Europeans and the amateurs. 1.00

02:11:51.000 So if I put you on your back foot, you can't fight?

02:11:54.000 Watch this. 0.99

02:11:55.000 And fucked him up, dude. 1.00

02:11:58.000 Fucked him up. 1.00

02:11:58.000 Now, if you don't have those skill sets, if your only skill set's going forward throwing the right hand, again, to your point, the ceiling's here, man. 1.00

02:12:05.000 Now, his ceiling was here, but you're going to run into somebody who would negate that.

02:12:08.000 Even the way Deontay reacted to the first knockdown, like, he was complaining that he got hit behind the head.

02:12:12.000 He was, like, upset.

02:12:13.000 Like, what happened?

02:12:14.000 I know.

02:12:15.000 It's almost like he can't believe he's losing.

02:12:17.000 I know.

02:12:18.000 You know, have you ever seen a person that does that, whether it's a video game or playing pool or ping pong?

02:12:23.000 Some people can't believe they're losing. 0.99

02:12:25.000 Like, you fucking did something. 1.00

02:12:27.000 You did something wrong because I lost. 1.00

02:12:30.000 This can't be me.

02:12:31.000 I know.

02:12:32.000 This is a thing that people do when they're not used to losing.

02:12:34.000 Especially that guy.

02:12:35.000 That guy.

02:12:36.000 Who was like, I'm going to try out box at 24. Took the world over.

02:12:39.000 Got a bronze medal in the Olympics.

02:12:41.000 A year and a half in the training. 1.00

02:12:43.000 Fucking nuts, dude. 1.00

02:12:44.000 Nuts. 1.00

02:12:44.000 Never happens. 1.00

02:12:45.000 And then starches everybody.

02:12:46.000 Everybody.

02:12:47.000 Even Ortiz.

02:12:49.000 Luis Ortiz.

02:12:50.000 Twice.

02:12:50.000 The greatest, I would say, up until that fight with Fury, the second fight with Fury, the greatest knockout artist in the history of the sport.

02:12:56.000 Agree.

02:12:56.000 He's all knockouts.

02:12:59.000 All knockouts.

02:13:00.000 Stiverne was the only guy who made it to the distance, and then he starches him in the rematch.

02:13:04.000 And what he did to Stiverne, he should have been arrested for.

02:13:07.000 Dude, I was ringside when he fought Brazil.

02:13:11.000 Showtime flew me and my brother out.

02:13:13.000 Oh my god, that knockout. 1.00

02:13:14.000 But they sat me next to Brazil's family.

02:13:17.000 And it was like, when he was walking out, you're like, oh, dead man walking.

02:13:19.000 And his whole family was like, he's going to do it.

02:13:21.000 And they have shirts on.

02:13:22.000 I'm like, oh, these poor people have no idea what's going to happen.

02:13:24.000 That was after the Tyson Fury fight, right?

02:13:26.000 Yeah.

02:13:26.000 It was in between.

02:13:27.000 Dude, it sounded like a shotgun went off at the fucking Barclay Center. 0.99

02:13:32.000 Isn't it funny how those long, thin guys can generate so much power at the end of the punch? 0.99

02:13:37.000 Like Tommy Hearns when he was in his prime.

02:13:39.000 So many guys.

02:13:40.000 There he is.

02:13:41.000 Listen, I'm still a giant Deontay Wilder fan.

02:13:43.000 I love Deontay Wilder.

02:13:44.000 I hope he gets it back together again. 0.95

02:13:46.000 I hope he proves everybody wrong and starts fucking people up again. 1.00

02:13:49.000 Bomb squad! 0.99

02:13:51.000 That always scares me when he does that. 1.00

02:13:53.000 Dude, when he was on top, he was a motherfucker. 0.99

02:13:56.000 No one can stay on top forever, but let me tell you something. 0.99

02:14:00.000 When history goes and looks at the career of Deontay Wilder, it's an extraordinary, extraordinary career.

02:14:09.000 Even if he retired today, even if he said we're done, he's an extraordinary career.

02:14:14.000 And a great human being has so much more living to do.

02:14:17.000 And the fact that he became a boxer because he needed to generate money because his daughter was sick.

02:14:21.000 Fantastic story.

02:14:22.000 It's amazing.

02:14:23.000 How can you not root for him?

02:14:23.000 How could you not root for him?

02:14:24.000 And then Joshua vs.

02:14:26.000 Fury.

02:14:27.000 Eddie Hearn. 1.00

02:14:27.000 Take my fucking money, bro. 1.00

02:14:29.000 Do you hate money? 1.00

02:14:30.000 Do it on the ship!

02:14:31.000 Can I fly in a COVID bubble all the way over to London and watch that?

02:14:35.000 Sign me up, dude.

02:14:36.000 Can you put me in a balloon?

02:14:37.000 Whatever.

02:14:37.000 What do I have to do?

02:14:38.000 I mean, I'll go there and not wear a mask.

02:14:40.000 I'll let everybody spit in my mouth.

02:14:42.000 Joshua vs.

02:14:43.000 Fury's site fee will be biggest money in heavyweight history.

02:14:47.000 Yeah, that's fair.

02:14:47.000 So are they trying to do it in a full arena?

02:14:50.000 Where are they doing it?

02:14:50.000 I don't think they've announced yet.

02:14:51.000 Depends on COVID, but there's been talk that they're going to do it on a boat.

02:14:54.000 Go to Miami.

02:14:55.000 Go to Miami.

02:14:55.000 It's an option, apparently.

02:14:56.000 Miami's an option?

02:14:57.000 Florida.

02:14:58.000 Of course it is.

02:14:59.000 No, do it at the Wembley, man. 0.99

02:15:00.000 Florida doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

02:15:03.000 Both Brits. 1.00

02:15:04.000 Yeah, but the Brits don't care. 1.00

02:15:05.000 They'll fly over to Florida.

02:15:06.000 Now you know the Brits.

02:15:07.000 Florida Airlines.

02:15:08.000 Florida Airlines. 0.99

02:15:09.000 We don't give a fuck. 1.00

02:15:11.000 Cough, take a shit in the aisle. 1.00

02:15:13.000 Bring an alligator. 1.00

02:15:15.000 Bring an alligator. 0.99

02:15:16.000 Come on, I'm bored.

02:15:19.000 What's interesting about that is with Fury and Joshua, the Brits are going to side with Fury.

02:15:24.000 You think so?

02:15:25.000 Yeah, he's going to have more support than ever.

02:15:27.000 But Joshua's a huge star over there.

02:15:28.000 He is.

02:15:29.000 Fury's the biggest star now.

02:15:30.000 Is he?

02:15:31.000 Yeah.

02:15:31.000 The Deontay Wilder knockout?

02:15:33.000 The Deontay Wilder knockout. 0.99

02:15:34.000 Him not piping down about his mental illness. 0.56

02:15:38.000 The people rally behind him.

02:15:41.000 Really?

02:15:41.000 Yeah.

02:15:42.000 And then Joshua, because he lost to Ruiz, and the media kind of turned on him, he's like, dude, I don't want to claim England anymore.

02:15:48.000 I want to fight out of Africa. 1.00

02:15:49.000 I'm African.

02:15:50.000 Really?

02:15:51.000 Yep.

02:15:51.000 When did that happen?

02:15:52.000 I don't know.

02:15:53.000 Was he born in Africa?

02:15:55.000 No.

02:15:56.000 Both his parents were born in Africa, and then they got a divorce, moved while his mom was pregnant, moved to England.

02:16:02.000 He was born and raised in England.

02:16:04.000 When he was like six or eight, he did some schooling.

02:16:07.000 He went back to Africa for like a year, did schooling, and then came back to England.

02:16:10.000 Born and raised in England.

02:16:12.000 Oh.

02:16:12.000 But he wants to claim Africa because he doesn't like the way the English media treats him.

02:16:15.000 After the Ruiz fight.

02:16:17.000 Yeah.

02:16:17.000 He said everyone kind of hated him and jumped off board.

02:16:20.000 Yeah.

02:16:20.000 He can't read those social media accounts.

02:16:22.000 That's sports, Bubba.

02:16:22.000 That's how it goes.

02:16:23.000 That's sports.

02:16:24.000 But it's also that sets up the stage for your retribution.

02:16:27.000 You know?

02:16:28.000 Your rise back to the top of the heap.

02:16:32.000 Fury's my favorite fighter of all time.

02:16:35.000 MMA, boxing. 0.94

02:16:36.000 I fucking love Fury. 0.94

02:16:38.000 He's amazing. 0.98

02:16:39.000 Tell you what, man, very few people would have made that kind of adjustment in their style to fight a completely different style in a rematch against a power punch like Deontay Wilder.

02:16:48.000 Insane.

02:16:48.000 Just come right at him.

02:16:49.000 And it was also interesting that he started training with Sugar Hill from the Kronk Champ and developed that sort of like Kronk style.

02:16:56.000 Yep.

02:16:57.000 Like super aggressive, you know, knockout focused style.

02:17:01.000 Insane, dude.

02:17:02.000 Amazing.

02:17:03.000 That's fun, man.

02:17:04.000 It's fun.

02:17:05.000 The big fight for me right now, too, though, is Errol Spence and Terrence Crawford.

02:17:11.000 I don't know if you're going to see it, dude.

02:17:12.000 I've got to see that fight.

02:17:14.000 I don't understand why that fight's not happening.

02:17:16.000 Boxing 101?

02:17:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:17:18.000 It's a fucking nightmare. 0.99

02:17:19.000 Yeah, they're talking about Ryan Garcia fighting Manny Pacquiao. 1.00

02:17:23.000 Have you seen that?

02:17:24.000 Yeah, I'm not into it.

02:17:26.000 I don't think Ryan's ready.

02:17:28.000 No.

02:17:29.000 Thank God you agree with me.

02:17:30.000 No, no.

02:17:31.000 After he got dropped, I was like, oh my goodness.

02:17:33.000 By Luke Campbell?

02:17:33.000 Yeah, oh my goodness.

02:17:35.000 He's not ready for Manny Pacquiao.

02:17:36.000 And then he won Tank Davis.

02:17:37.000 Oh! 0.60

02:17:38.000 And I did a food truck with Tyson, and it was the same day they had Ryan Garcia on. 0.99

02:17:42.000 And Mike's like, oh, I just had Ryan on, and we had Tank Davis zoom in, or FaceTime in, and they were talking shit to each other. 0.99

02:17:49.000 I went... 0.98

02:17:49.000 Well, Mike, that's not a good fight for him. 0.98

02:17:51.000 He's like, if he believes he can do it, you know, Muhammad Ali.

02:17:55.000 I'm like, what are you talking, Muhammad Ali?

02:17:57.000 Yeah, I guess that's an example of Muhammad Ali.

02:17:59.000 Ryan Garcia ain't being Tank Davis, dude.

02:18:01.000 He's not ready.

02:18:03.000 Gervonta is a ruthless puncher.

02:18:06.000 He's ruthless.

02:18:07.000 He's ruthless. 1.00

02:18:10.000 And he'll find your fucking chin. 1.00

02:18:12.000 He will find your chin. 1.00

02:18:13.000 That guy's good.

02:18:14.000 I had that Teofomo Lopez on, who's the champ, who beat Lomachenko. 0.99

02:18:17.000 He's the motherfucker of the division. 0.99

02:18:19.000 Notice nobody's calling him out. 1.00

02:18:20.000 No!

02:18:21.000 That's what he said on my show.

02:18:23.000 That comes out in two weeks.

02:18:25.000 And his dad was with him.

02:18:27.000 I love his dad.

02:18:28.000 His dad just took over the interview.

02:18:30.000 But his dad was like, no one's calling my son out.

02:18:33.000 Name one person who's called him out.

02:18:35.000 Go, Brendan.

02:18:36.000 I'm like, no one.

02:18:37.000 He goes, why do you think that is?

02:18:38.000 He was calling all each other out, but not my son.

02:18:40.000 Did you see what Gervonta posted on Twitter after Oscar De La Hoya was saying they're going to set up a fight with Ryan Garcia?

02:18:46.000 And he goes, is Oscar on coke again?

02:18:49.000 How about Oscar trying to fight Triple G? You know how insane that beating would be?

02:18:54.000 And then your boy Bernard Hopkins goes, I think Oscar would beat him.

02:18:58.000 Hey Bernard, I know he's your business partner. 0.99

02:19:01.000 Do your fucking coke friend a solid here and let him know this isn't smart. 0.99

02:19:04.000 Maybe he knows it'll never take place. 1.00

02:19:07.000 Or maybe he knows that Oscar needs that money.

02:19:08.000 In the world we're living in, dude.

02:19:09.000 It might. 1.00

02:19:10.000 Maybe Oscar fucking snorted all that money. 1.00

02:19:13.000 I don't know. 0.99

02:19:14.000 I mean, I see him training.

02:19:16.000 They lost Canelo.

02:19:17.000 Canelo's not with Golden Boy anymore.

02:19:18.000 Is that real?

02:19:18.000 Yeah, that's real.

02:19:19.000 When did that happen?

02:19:22.000 Probably three or four months ago, he's out.

02:19:24.000 How did he lose Canelo Alvarez? 0.99

02:19:27.000 Canelo just didn't want to fuck with him anymore. 0.99

02:19:29.000 That's why hopefully Canelo comes to showtime. 1.00

02:19:31.000 You think Canelo was just tired of the bullshit? 0.99

02:19:34.000 I think so. 1.00

02:19:35.000 And DAZN, because DAZN was a fucking mess, still is. 1.00

02:19:38.000 Because of the lack of funds coming in from ticket sales and shit. 0.99

02:19:41.000 And they promised him all this money and they weren't paying him. 0.93

02:19:43.000 He's like, I'm out of here, dude.

02:19:44.000 And who do you want me to fight?

02:19:46.000 And Canelo wants to fight Earl Spence.

02:19:48.000 He wants to fight everybody.

02:19:49.000 And then we're not offering those fights.

02:19:52.000 Yeah, but he's down to cut.

02:19:53.000 He's down for whatever.

02:19:54.000 He wants to fight the who's who.

02:19:56.000 He wants to go down as the best.

02:19:57.000 And DeZone's like, well, we can't get those guys.

02:19:59.000 So he's out.

02:20:00.000 So where's he going to go?

02:20:02.000 He's a free agent right now.

02:20:04.000 I know Showtime's in negotiations with him.

02:20:06.000 When is the best boxer in the world ever a free agent? 0.98

02:20:11.000 I mean, when you sign with DAZN, I don't know what the fuck they're doing. 0.97

02:20:13.000 By the way, how fucking good and how juicy did Triple G look in his last fight? 0.98

02:20:18.000 I know. 0.97

02:20:18.000 He looked a little juicy. 0.97

02:20:19.000 A little juiced up.

02:20:20.000 Look a little juicy.

02:20:21.000 And I'm a fan of that.

02:20:21.000 I'm a fan of that, too.

02:20:23.000 Look, he's fucking 37, 38 years old. 0.99

02:20:26.000 How old is he now? 0.99

02:20:26.000 Why not? 0.99

02:20:27.000 How old is Gennady Golovkin?

02:20:29.000 39?

02:20:31.000 Jesus, you gotta be juicy. 0.51

02:20:32.000 Because he looked shredded.

02:20:34.000 I mean, he looked physically as good as he's ever looked.

02:20:37.000 Canelo's not into the rematch.

02:20:39.000 I'm sorry, the trilogy.

02:20:41.000 Really?

02:20:41.000 I wonder why.

02:20:42.000 It's a tough fight, man.

02:20:43.000 Tough fight.

02:20:44.000 It's a tough fight.

02:20:45.000 He definitely lost one of those fights.

02:20:46.000 Yeah, he lost the first one.

02:20:47.000 He lost the first one.

02:20:48.000 I felt like you lost the first one.

02:20:49.000 Do you see Triple G? Is that what he looked like?

02:20:52.000 That's a weird photo.

02:20:55.000 What does it say?

02:20:56.000 It says, Rips Canelo Alvarez.

02:20:57.000 This third fight will eventually happen. 1.00

02:20:59.000 Yeah, but he's fucking 40. See if you can go with a video of his last fight. 0.97

02:21:04.000 Who the fuck was his opponent again? 0.84

02:21:07.000 Who was his opponent again in his last fight? 0.99

02:21:10.000 See if you can find the record.

02:21:15.000 Yeah.

02:21:16.000 How do you say that name?

02:21:18.000 Can I make that larger again so I can read it?

02:21:22.000 Camille Saramita?

02:21:25.000 Saramita?

02:21:27.000 Beat the brakes off this dude.

02:21:29.000 See if you can find that online.

02:21:30.000 Because when you look at his body online, it doesn't look like a 38-year-old boxer who's had more than a decade into the career.

02:21:37.000 Yeah, highlight.

02:21:38.000 Look at this.

02:21:39.000 Look at, like, physically.

02:21:41.000 Okay, he's 38 and he's fighting a dude who's 31. I mean, he just put it to this fucking dude and looked as good as he's ever looked. 0.98

02:21:49.000 Had incredible endurance. 0.99

02:21:51.000 He looked great physically.

02:21:52.000 His muscle tone.

02:21:53.000 Like, everything.

02:21:54.000 He looked on fire.

02:21:57.000 I mean, he was picking that dude apart and eventually stopped him.

02:22:01.000 This was vintage Gennady Golovkin.

02:22:04.000 And I think he probably tried to stay natty for a long time.

02:22:09.000 Yeah, but then age is just like, father times the K, bro.

02:22:12.000 Yeah, if you find a really shredded guy who's pushing 40, who all of a sudden bounces back.

02:22:18.000 This is an argument that Faraz Ahabi had used for someone who...

02:22:23.000 In UFC? Fitch in Bellator.

02:22:26.000 He's saying, you look at the guy, all of a sudden he's making this resurgence and his body looks better and he's in his 30s.

02:22:33.000 Yeah.

02:22:34.000 There's a lot of people that think you should be able to do it.

02:22:36.000 There's a lot of people that think that...

02:22:38.000 To a certain level. 0.99

02:22:39.000 Bring your levels up to a certain level so you're not just royally fucked. 0.81

02:22:43.000 But you would just allow fighters to continue their career this way. 0.72

02:22:48.000 And then there's other people that think, no, because it leaves too much room for cheating.

02:22:52.000 And what is cheating?

02:22:54.000 Are you allowed to do ice baths?

02:22:56.000 Are you allowed to do saunas?

02:22:58.000 Are you allowed to do hyperbaric chambers?

02:23:00.000 Are you allowed to do...

02:23:02.000 What are you allowed to do?

02:23:03.000 Are you allowed to take supplements?

02:23:05.000 Okay, how many?

02:23:06.000 How effective are these supplements?

02:23:09.000 What do they do?

02:23:09.000 Do you see USADA's not going to test for marijuana anymore?

02:23:13.000 Yeah, they sent it to me directly.

02:23:15.000 Me too.

02:23:15.000 I got an email.

02:23:16.000 Like, hey, can you please talk about this? 0.99

02:23:18.000 I'm like, who gives a fuck, dude? 0.94

02:23:19.000 Also, the commissions don't obey by those same protocols. 0.99

02:23:25.000 They don't?

02:23:25.000 No.

02:23:26.000 So California and Nevada, if you smoke and weed and they test and you test positive, they're going to ban you.

02:23:31.000 Oh, are they really?

02:23:31.000 Yeah, they don't go by...

02:23:33.000 It's not an overall...

02:23:34.000 That's just USADA and UFC's agreement.

02:23:37.000 Oh, that's interesting.

02:23:38.000 So if you go to Florida, Nevada, California, you test positive for marijuana, to them it's still illegal.

02:23:43.000 Huh.

02:23:44.000 So essentially USADA's not testing for it when they catch you.

02:23:48.000 If they do like a 6 in the morning raid on Nick Diaz's house.

02:23:51.000 Yeah, you're fine.

02:23:53.000 So Nick Diaz is supposed to be fighting in 2021 as well, right?

02:23:55.000 Yeah.

02:23:57.000 I guess.

02:23:57.000 Isn't he supposed to come back?

02:23:58.000 That's what they say, but then Dana was like, it doesn't make sense.

02:24:01.000 Why doesn't it make sense?

02:24:01.000 Dana was like, he's been out for so long, it makes no sense for him to come back.

02:24:05.000 He's like, I don't think we're going to offer him a fight.

02:24:07.000 That's what I thought Dana said.

02:24:08.000 Well, he might be saying that because of negotiations.

02:24:10.000 Yeah, trying to get him out.

02:24:11.000 I'm about to piss my pants. 1.00

02:24:12.000 Go piss your pants. 0.99

02:24:13.000 All right, cool. 1.00

02:24:13.000 Go piss your pants. 1.00

02:24:14.000 Thanks, dude. 0.99

02:24:15.000 We'll be right here.

02:24:19.000 It takes a while to develop that kind of bladder endurance, son.

02:24:23.000 You can't just jump right back into the game.

02:24:25.000 You don't know about these three-hour podcasts.

02:24:31.000 I don't think anybody should want to see a Nick Diaz fight, but people should want to see a CM Punk fight.

02:24:39.000 That doesn't make any sense.

02:24:41.000 Listen, Nick Diaz is a legend.

02:24:43.000 If Nick Diaz wants a fight, I want to give him my money.

02:24:45.000 I want to pay to see that.

02:24:47.000 I don't know if that's true.

02:24:49.000 Because everything that I've seen from Nick Diaz doesn't look like Nick Diaz wants to do...

02:24:52.000 Oh, stop.

02:24:53.000 Go back.

02:24:54.000 Scroll down to where I was reading.

02:24:57.000 Everything I've seen from Nick Diaz seems like Nick Diaz doesn't look like Nick Diaz wants to or is ready to compete in this sport.

02:25:07.000 White said of the Diaz comeback reports.

02:25:10.000 This sport, even for Jon Jones, as good as Jon Jones is, you have to be 100% mentally, physically, and emotionally ready to train.

02:25:18.000 Be ready for this and fight.

02:25:21.000 And I just don't think, I don't know.

02:25:23.000 Well, that's, John Jones is the worst example that you could say, even as good as John Jones is.

02:25:28.000 Because John Jones beat Alexander Gustafson for the title in a five-round war where he literally didn't train.

02:25:34.000 That's like the worst example that you could use.

02:25:37.000 What'd you do?

02:25:38.000 I was trying to look up his Instagram to see.

02:25:40.000 I mean, he said he was training on Instagram, and that's why people are talking about it.

02:25:43.000 Well, there he is getting his gloves laced up.

02:25:46.000 What does it say in that one next to that?

02:25:49.000 Nothing.

02:25:49.000 Just tag people.

02:25:50.000 Just him.

02:25:51.000 Look, I'm sure he's training.

02:25:53.000 I am absolutely sure he's training.

02:25:55.000 But that's him putting gloves on his brother.

02:25:58.000 Holding pads for him.

02:25:59.000 Yeah.

02:26:01.000 I'm 100% sure he's training, and it looks like he's training with his brother, so he's getting his brother ready.

02:26:07.000 You know, it's a thing.

02:26:09.000 It's like, if he fights, people want to see it.

02:26:13.000 He is Nick Diaz.

02:26:14.000 He's a legend.

02:26:15.000 I mean, the guy's been in the sport.

02:26:19.000 I called Nick Diaz versus Robbie Lawler in 2002?

02:26:29.000 I'm pretty sure.

02:26:30.000 I'm pretty sure that's when that fight was.

02:26:33.000 It might have been 2003, if I remember correctly.

02:26:36.000 So, at the very least, it was 18 years ago.

02:26:40.000 He knocked out Robbie Lawler.

02:26:43.000 Which is crazy that they're both competing, still.

02:26:46.000 Was that 2003?

02:26:49.000 Nick Diaz versus Robbie Lawler?

02:26:51.000 I didn't go far enough back.

02:26:55.000 Robby Lawler, 2004. 2004. So, 17. That was his, like, 10th fight.

02:27:01.000 Fucking crazy. 0.98

02:27:03.000 I mean, before that, he had a series of fights outside the UFC. He's been fighting since before September 11th happened. 0.99

02:27:12.000 Yeah.

02:27:13.000 Two weeks before that, he had a fight.

02:27:14.000 So, he's got a more than 20-year career in combat sports.

02:27:18.000 We're talking about Nick Diaz.

02:27:19.000 What about him?

02:27:20.000 He wants to fight again, allegedly, but Dana White says nobody should want to see a Nick Diaz fight.

02:27:29.000 And he used Jon Jones' example.

02:27:31.000 He's like, even as good as Jon Jones is, you have to be mentally, physically prepared.

02:27:35.000 I'm like, that's the worst example you could ever use because Jon Jones fought Gustafson and beat him in a five-round war with no training at all.

02:27:41.000 Yeah, he trained for like two weeks and beat the shit out of him.

02:27:43.000 And then didn't train for Ryan Bader and beat him in a round.

02:27:46.000 Yeah.

02:27:46.000 He didn't train for Ryan Banner?

02:27:47.000 I don't think so.

02:27:48.000 No?

02:27:48.000 Those were during the wild days.

02:27:51.000 Seems to be chilling out now.

02:27:52.000 Yeah.

02:27:54.000 John seems to be into, like, guns. 0.96

02:27:55.000 He's, like, really into tactical shit and, like, going through, like, these scenarios, these drills. 0.99

02:28:02.000 Dude, good luck being that guy at heavyweight. 1.00

02:28:03.000 He's a monster. 0.98

02:28:05.000 Monster. 0.99

02:28:06.000 Yeah.

02:28:06.000 And he's used to so many faster guys.

02:28:09.000 But meanwhile...

02:28:10.000 You can't get the hit, though.

02:28:12.000 Like, Francis hits you, it's game over.

02:28:13.000 For everybody.

02:28:14.000 Anybody and everybody.

02:28:15.000 Everybody and anybody.

02:28:16.000 But Stipe took it.

02:28:18.000 But I'd still maintain...

02:28:19.000 That was a long time ago.

02:28:20.000 Yes.

02:28:21.000 And I still maintain that one of the reasons why DC knocked out Stipe with one punch was not just that there was a punch that nobody saw coming, that he didn't see coming.

02:28:28.000 It was because it was a beautiful technique.

02:28:30.000 The pummeling and then the landing of the right hand, it was beautiful.

02:28:33.000 Caught him clean.

02:28:35.000 But also, I think Stipe was damaged from that first Ngannou fight.

02:28:39.000 Agree 100%.

02:28:40.000 He ate the biggest shots we've ever seen from Francis and kept on keeping on.

02:28:44.000 Which is crazy.

02:28:45.000 It was a good punch, but we've seen him take worse.

02:28:49.000 We've seen him take worse, but it was a punch that he didn't see coming.

02:28:52.000 It was the way DC brilliantly utilized the clinch and then landed that overhand right.

02:29:00.000 It was perfect.

02:29:02.000 But did he limp arm?

02:29:03.000 How did he get out of it?

02:29:04.000 Out of the exchange.

02:29:06.000 It was like in the middle of the clinch and boom.

02:29:09.000 I mean, it was amazing.

02:29:10.000 It was so perfect.

02:29:12.000 And we were so stunned.

02:29:13.000 I'm a little worried for Stipe.

02:29:15.000 I don't know why we always count Stipe out, but I'm a little worried about just his health and his eye and his back and everything going into this Francis fight.

02:29:22.000 Because Francis is foaming at the mouth.

02:29:25.000 You've got to be worried about everybody who fights Francis.

02:29:29.000 Everybody. 0.98

02:29:31.000 He's just such a monster. 0.97

02:29:32.000 He's so big. 1.00

02:29:34.000 And God, you gotta fight the fucking guy, man. 1.00

02:29:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:29:36.000 Like, make him active. 1.00

02:29:38.000 Yeah.

02:29:38.000 What's happening here?

02:29:40.000 Stipe.

02:29:41.000 Woke up with that immigrant mentality. 1.00

02:29:46.000 He listens to Joey Diaz.

02:29:47.000 That's a Joey Diaz line.

02:29:48.000 That's a Joey Diaz. 1.00

02:29:49.000 Got that fucking ox blood running through my veins today. 1.00

02:29:53.000 Let's fucking go. 1.00

02:29:54.000 He has the support from Mario Lopez. 1.00

02:29:56.000 Oh, well.

02:29:57.000 Let's go, champ. 0.99

02:29:58.000 Let's go, champ. 0.99

02:30:00.000 Yeah.

02:30:01.000 Speaking of Let's Go Champ, see Shannon Cannon Briggs is training for a comeback? 1.00

02:30:06.000 Stop.

02:30:06.000 He's pushing hard to try to get a fight with Mike Tyson.

02:30:09.000 Oh, God.

02:30:10.000 Yeah, he was overweight and getting to gym and looking slow, but he's slowly building his way back up, and he's documenting all of it on his Instagram.

02:30:18.000 Yeah, Tyson, when I was with him, he was saying, he was like, yeah, I'm going to fight a few times.

02:30:22.000 And I was like, oh, Holyfield?

02:30:24.000 What else are you going to do?

02:30:25.000 He's like, no, there'll be some other guys, so maybe Shannon Briggs is one of them.

02:30:28.000 Maybe.

02:30:29.000 I mean, it's the right age limit.

02:30:30.000 I mean, Shannon, I think, is 49. Were you a fan of the Tyson-Roy stuff?

02:30:36.000 It seemed like a gentleman's agreement to me.

02:30:38.000 A little bit.

02:30:39.000 Right?

02:30:39.000 A little bit don't hit me in the head.

02:30:41.000 Yeah.

02:30:41.000 Yeah, a little bit, right?

02:30:42.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:30:44.000 Maybe.

02:30:44.000 I'm not that into it, I gotta be honest.

02:30:47.000 Well, I gotta admit that my anticipation level was very high.

02:30:51.000 Oh, really?

02:30:52.000 I had Roy on the podcast.

02:30:54.000 I had Mike on the podcast.

02:30:55.000 You really sold that thing.

02:30:57.000 And I texted you, I was like, dude, you gotta calm down.

02:31:04.000 You gotta calm down, because it's things that gentlemen spend.

02:31:07.000 Listen, I love both of them.

02:31:08.000 I love both of them too, and I'm willing to sell.

02:31:11.000 I'm a hype man.

02:31:11.000 Yeah, me too, man.

02:31:12.000 I'm a fuck-play hype beast. 1.00

02:31:15.000 But I was looking forward to seeing it, man. 1.00

02:31:17.000 I was watching it in my office like this.

02:31:22.000 Couldn't wait.

02:31:23.000 See, I think Jake Paul stole the show.

02:31:25.000 Oh, he did.

02:31:26.000 Yeah, he did.

02:31:27.000 By far.

02:31:27.000 Well, I mean, he starched Nate Robinson.

02:31:30.000 Poor Nate Robinson.

02:31:31.000 Starched him.

02:31:31.000 I think a lot of NBA players are like, oh, yeah, I want to do it, too.

02:31:34.000 And they saw Nate Robinson use a meme for the next fucking two weeks.

02:31:38.000 But apparently, Nate took it real well, and Nate jumped in and was laughing at all the jokes and the text threads with other NBA players. 0.71

02:31:46.000 Oh, good on here, man.

02:31:47.000 Yeah, everybody said that he took it real well.

02:31:49.000 Took it real well.

02:31:51.000 Yeah, the hype of Jake Paul off that knockout is insane.

02:31:55.000 Listen, man.

02:31:56.000 Because the boxing community wants to see him lose.

02:31:59.000 The MMA community wants to see him lose.

02:32:01.000 And now the MMA community has never backed Ben Askren. 0.99

02:32:04.000 Now they're backing him because they want to see him beat fucking Jake. 0.98

02:32:07.000 It's brilliant for him, too. 0.98

02:32:09.000 You want to fight a guy with a big name who really isn't a striker at all.

02:32:12.000 No, not at all.

02:32:13.000 In any facet.

02:32:14.000 But, see, if Ben had more time, because Ben hasn't really been training, you know, and then Ben had a hip replacement, and then Ben was never really a boxer to begin with.

02:32:25.000 Far from it.

02:32:25.000 You know, it's like, I really wish he had more time to prepare.

02:32:29.000 I agree with you, he's a completely different level of athlete.

02:32:32.000 From Nate Robinson, yes.

02:32:34.000 Well, and also from Jake Paul.

02:32:36.000 In terms of, like, accomplishments?

02:32:38.000 Ah, not even close.

02:32:39.000 Not even close.

02:32:40.000 I mean, in terms of, like...

02:32:41.000 There's no quitting Ben.

02:32:42.000 No quick.

02:32:43.000 You're going to have to put his lights out.

02:32:44.000 Yeah, and the guy's got incredible mental toughness, but does he have the physical capabilities to box well?

02:32:50.000 I got to see what that hip's like. 0.96

02:32:51.000 I don't even...

02:32:52.000 I got to see what the new hip's like.

02:32:53.000 I can't say I've ever seen him hit pads.

02:32:56.000 Look at this.

02:32:59.000 Yeah, he can move.

02:33:00.000 But is there any videos of him...

02:33:02.000 I know it burns when Jake Paul takes a pee. 1.00

02:33:05.000 It's so stupid. 1.00

02:33:07.000 That's the thing about Ben, too. 1.00

02:33:08.000 He's the perfect opponent because he talks shit, too. 1.00

02:33:10.000 But is this a goofy talk shit, too? 1.00

02:33:13.000 Is there any videos of him hitting the pads? 0.99

02:33:16.000 Go to Ben Askren Hits Pads.

02:33:19.000 You know what's cool is, you know Ben still has fights with the UFC, and he had to call the UFC to get confirmation to take this fight.

02:33:27.000 Yeah, they let him.

02:33:28.000 Let's see what we got here.

02:33:31.000 Let's see his boxing.

02:33:34.000 Give me some volume. 0.69

02:33:37.000 Ew, gross music.

02:33:39.000 My man, Duke Rufus.

02:33:41.000 What is happening here? 0.98

02:33:44.000 Someone may have made a training video from some old shit and just re-uploaded it. 0.98

02:33:47.000 Can I just see? 0.99

02:33:47.000 What do we got here? 0.99

02:33:49.000 Oh, he's just looking to take people down.

02:33:51.000 This is all very old video footage, I believe.

02:33:53.000 Just got re-uploaded.

02:33:55.000 Is there another video anywhere of him hitting pads?

02:33:59.000 I just want to see his hand combinations.

02:34:03.000 Can you go to YouTube?

02:34:05.000 Just click the videos link.

02:34:07.000 Just click the videos link.

02:34:08.000 Dude, if you just watched Ben vs. 0.97

02:34:10.000 fucking Damian Maia. 0.99

02:34:11.000 Here he goes. 1.00

02:34:13.000 Give me volume.

02:34:14.000 That's terrible.

02:34:16.000 Mike's been someone I've worked with for a while on TV and a roof of the sport, so we'll be working out a few extra mid-sessions a week to get my hands moving.

02:34:25.000 And this is preparing for this fight?

02:34:27.000 Is this recent?

02:34:27.000 No, this is 2019, it's all old footage.

02:34:31.000 Probably before his hip got fixed. 0.91

02:34:34.000 Yeah, he had a really fucked up hip, even when he wrestled Jordan Burroughs. 0.72

02:34:38.000 Well, you gotta realize, when he got to the UFC, he was pretty compromised with that hip. 0.98

02:34:42.000 He was also older, man.

02:34:43.000 You weren't getting a young Ben Askren in the UFC. No.

02:34:46.000 No, no.

02:34:47.000 He had gone through the ringer.

02:34:48.000 Yeah.

02:34:49.000 Yeah.

02:34:49.000 And, you know, just years and years of wrestling and the punishment on your joints and just...

02:34:54.000 There's no...

02:34:55.000 No one gets out alive from wrestling, man.

02:34:57.000 That sport, man, everything gets just... 0.99

02:35:00.000 Eventually, just all the bolts start falling off and the fucking... 0.99

02:35:04.000 All the joints. 1.00

02:35:04.000 All wrestlers are pretty fucked up. 1.00

02:35:06.000 Pretty fucked up, man. 1.00

02:35:07.000 Shane Carwin's neck back. 1.00

02:35:09.000 Michael Bisping just went in for a fake disc in his neck.

02:35:13.000 And he wasn't even a wrestler.

02:35:15.000 He wasn't even a wrestler.

02:35:16.000 But, you know, obviously did a lot of wrestling.

02:35:18.000 He just posted a photograph from his Instagram of him without the eye prosthesis, too, because you can see what the eye looks like, what his actual eye looks like.

02:35:29.000 He was trying to get a fight with these guys.

02:35:31.000 He was trying to get a fight with Logan Paul or Jake Paul.

02:35:32.000 Everyone was, dude, come on.

02:35:35.000 But, I mean, Mike can't even see out of one eye.

02:35:37.000 Like, how could he...

02:35:38.000 And now it turns out he had to get his disc replaced in his neck and he's still calling out a fight. 0.50

02:35:43.000 What a game pit bull he is.

02:35:45.000 Mike?

02:35:45.000 Yeah.

02:35:46.000 Dude.

02:35:46.000 So game.

02:35:46.000 One of the best.

02:35:47.000 So game. 0.99

02:35:48.000 Dude, but also, my kid wants to be a fighter, I'll show him fucking Michael Bisman with his eye out. 0.99

02:35:54.000 Heavy lies the crown, man. 0.97

02:35:56.000 How did Nick Lentz do in his last fight?

02:35:58.000 Because Nick Lentz had a real touch-and-go situation with his eye as well.

02:36:01.000 He lost, and they cut him.

02:36:02.000 I think you're retired.

02:36:03.000 You're retired?

02:36:04.000 Did you see Hooker? 0.99

02:36:04.000 He lost 40% of the vision in his eye. 0.99

02:36:07.000 Jesus Christ.

02:36:08.000 He couldn't see, like, couldn't target the moving target.

02:36:12.000 And did you say that about this fight in particular? 1.00

02:36:16.000 Fuck. 0.99

02:36:16.000 So did he lose the 40% of the vision and he had that way in training? 0.99

02:36:22.000 But it was that way in training, because I know he had surgery.

02:36:25.000 And he took, like, here it is.

02:36:27.000 My UFC abruptly retired.

02:36:29.000 I lost about 40% of my vision in his eye. 1.00

02:36:32.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:36:33.000 And he got really beat up in that fight, too. 1.00

02:36:38.000 They say don't make rash decisions after loss, but this one is not rash or even quick for that matter.

02:36:42.000 The injury I suffered to my eyes last year was a career ender.

02:36:46.000 I lost a total of 40% of my vision, but I wanted to see what one more hard-fought battle was like with the new eyes.

02:36:54.000 It was clear to me last night it's impossible for me to compete at this level anymore.

02:36:58.000 I just can't lock onto a moving target like I should.

02:37:02.000 And with 40% of my vision practically gone, it's chaotic to the least.

02:37:07.000 My life as a fighter in the best organization on the planet ends here.

02:37:11.000 I'm not sad or upset by it.

02:37:12.000 The day comes for everyone.

02:37:14.000 I stand with my head high.

02:37:16.000 God as my redeemer and my children and wife as my treasure.

02:37:19.000 Fighting gave those treasures and I only ask for a little vision as payment.

02:37:25.000 A trade that I would make 100% of the time.

02:37:28.000 Wow.

02:37:29.000 Thank you to my fans, my coaches, my family, and everyone who has been a part of this process.

02:37:33.000 Who knows what comes next for the carny, but I can tell you what it's not.

02:37:38.000 What a stud. 0.94

02:37:39.000 He's an animal, man. 1.00

02:37:41.000 Tough, tough fucking dude, man. 1.00

02:37:42.000 And really learned and grew in the sport. 1.00

02:37:48.000 Fucking... 0.99

02:37:48.000 I hate seeing that, man. 0.99

02:37:49.000 With guys losing vision.

02:37:51.000 It scares the shit out of me.

02:37:52.000 That's the game, though, man.

02:37:52.000 You look at that Spencer Fisher post.

02:37:55.000 It's heartbreaking.

02:37:56.000 Yeah, dude.

02:37:56.000 And this is only the start, Bubba.

02:37:58.000 This is only the start, because now there's going to be a whole crop of new guys coming out with injuries and brain trauma and vision problems and...

02:38:05.000 Well, I'm going to have on the guys from the John Hopkins psychedelic study that are working with the UFC with psychedelic therapy for CTE. The micro dosing.

02:38:14.000 The thing about psilocybin, there's something about psilocybin that's one of the rare...

02:38:19.000 I don't want to repeat this without it being accurate.

02:38:22.000 Psilocybin regrows neurons in the brain.

02:38:25.000 I'm pretty sure that studies have shown that psilocybin can actually regrow neurons.

02:38:31.000 And it's a very rare thing in that regard because I don't think there's anything else that's been clinically proven to do that.

02:38:38.000 So what that can mean is that through, if it really works, it might be something that can actually restore brain function.

02:38:47.000 Yeah, they're finding a lot more things.

02:38:48.000 That's how I got started on nicotine packets.

02:38:51.000 Shout out to Rogue.

02:38:52.000 Is that what you do in there?

02:38:52.000 I do nicotine.

02:38:53.000 Let me see that.

02:38:54.000 Because they say nicotine for your brain, especially if you had CTs, it's supposed to be really good.

02:38:58.000 Because one thing they found in smokers, almost all of them didn't have dementia.

02:39:03.000 And they couldn't figure it.

02:39:04.000 They were trying to figure it out.

02:39:05.000 It was because of the nicotine.

02:39:06.000 All right.

02:39:06.000 Dropped all of them.

02:39:07.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:39:07.000 All right.

02:39:08.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:39:08.000 Yeah, touch it.

02:39:09.000 Now, these are little packets.

02:39:10.000 What do you do with this packet?

02:39:12.000 There isn't it?

02:39:12.000 Put it on your lip, man.

02:39:13.000 That's only six milligrams.

02:39:14.000 Yeah, it's tasty, too.

02:39:15.000 Shout out to Rogue.

02:39:16.000 Spons your boy!

02:39:18.000 This is good?

02:39:19.000 You like this taste?

02:39:19.000 I love it, dude.

02:39:20.000 I can't get enough of it.

02:39:21.000 You can't swallow it.

02:39:22.000 Well, you could swallow that, but that'd be a lot harder to swallow than that dip you did.

02:39:25.000 Yeah.

02:39:25.000 You can swallow this.

02:39:26.000 You don't spit in this.

02:39:27.000 Cowboy gave me a wad of dip.

02:39:29.000 Oh, don't do that.

02:39:30.000 I put it in my mouth while I was swallowing it.

02:39:31.000 Oh, God.

02:39:32.000 No, this one you can swallow.

02:39:33.000 It's nice.

02:39:34.000 Get a little buzz.

02:39:35.000 I do this right before I hit the stage.

02:39:37.000 You know what I do?

02:39:39.000 Cigarette?

02:39:39.000 Cigarettes.

02:39:40.000 That stuff's nasty.

02:39:44.000 Bro, it's like somebody tried to...

02:39:46.000 It's like someone tried to... 1.00

02:39:49.000 It's like when you swallowed the shit. 1.00

02:39:51.000 Swallowed is way better. 1.00

02:39:53.000 It's like someone tried to put bubble gum and mix it in with tobacco.

02:39:57.000 That's what it tastes like.

02:39:58.000 Yeah, I love it.

02:39:59.000 That's what it is, right?

02:40:00.000 I go through a pack a day.

02:40:01.000 Try it, Jamie.

02:40:02.000 Give one to Jamie.

02:40:03.000 Give one to Jamie.

02:40:04.000 I need to know.

02:40:06.000 I need to know if I'm wrong here.

02:40:09.000 They're fantastic.

02:40:10.000 Bro, I'm just twitching.

02:40:11.000 I can't get enough of it.

02:40:12.000 This is a guy that just smoked a cigar.

02:40:14.000 Yeah, there you go.

02:40:15.000 And I'm like, look!

02:40:16.000 Not for you. 1.00

02:40:17.000 But do you fuck with Nicorette or anything? 1.00

02:40:20.000 No. 1.00

02:40:21.000 But I've smoked a bunch of Chappelle cigarettes before I go on stage.

02:40:24.000 I do like that before I go on stage.

02:40:27.000 That's what I do with this.

02:40:28.000 You take four of these, like 30 minutes before I go on stage?

02:40:32.000 First time I ever did it, I took one from Hinch Club.

02:40:34.000 He's like, don't get addicted.

02:40:36.000 I'm like, you're not going to get addicted.

02:40:38.000 Dude, you know my whiskey problem started with you.

02:40:41.000 We're back at the bar.

02:40:43.000 Whiskey problem?

02:40:44.000 You mean this awesome practice of enjoying whiskey?

02:40:47.000 My life is better on whiskey.

02:40:48.000 I think it's fine.

02:40:49.000 Doesn't taste bad.

02:40:51.000 Isn't it nice?

02:40:52.000 That's that rogue mango pouch.

02:40:54.000 Everybody's got different taste buds.

02:40:56.000 Yeah, it's weird.

02:40:56.000 But back to my whiskey issue.

02:40:59.000 It started with you at the comedy store.

02:41:01.000 You're like, hey, do a shot with me.

02:41:02.000 I don't drink before sets, man.

02:41:04.000 I gotta be on point. 1.00

02:41:05.000 You're like, just do a fuck. 1.00

02:41:05.000 God, come on. 1.00

02:41:06.000 I do it all the time. 1.00

02:41:07.000 I'm like, fuck, give me a shot. 1.00

02:41:08.000 I think it was Jameson or Jack. 1.00

02:41:10.000 Did a shot, best out of my life.

02:41:12.000 I'm like, well, you know, I'm a guy who believes in...

02:41:14.000 It gets you loose.

02:41:15.000 Yeah.

02:41:16.000 You don't want to be drunk when you go on stage.

02:41:17.000 No, God no.

02:41:18.000 But a little shot before you go on stage is like, woo!

02:41:21.000 Yeah, it just gets the edge off.

02:41:23.000 Yeah.

02:41:24.000 Firing up.

02:41:24.000 I love it.

02:41:25.000 I love it.

02:41:28.000 Yeah, I enjoy it.

02:41:30.000 Enjoy.

02:41:31.000 And I drink a lot.

02:41:32.000 How much?

02:41:33.000 I was drinking probably two doubles a night before I took a break.

02:41:37.000 So why do you think it's the TRT that was making your face fat?

02:41:42.000 How much were you drinking during that time? 1.00

02:41:44.000 Your dick wasn't working. 1.00

02:41:46.000 Hey, I think I might have found another fucking culprit here. 1.00

02:41:50.000 You're hammering every night. 1.00

02:41:51.000 You're drinking a fucking ton of whiskey. 1.00

02:41:54.000 My face got fat. 1.00

02:41:55.000 Half a bottle.

02:41:55.000 I think it was testosterone.

02:41:57.000 Half a bottle, bro.

02:41:58.000 Half a bottle.

02:41:59.000 That's so much whiskey.

02:42:00.000 I just love it, man.

02:42:01.000 I love whiskey.

02:42:03.000 I like catching a buzz.

02:42:04.000 Me too.

02:42:04.000 I like catching a buzz at night.

02:42:06.000 You know how it is.

02:42:07.000 You're doing shows all day.

02:42:08.000 And I get home.

02:42:10.000 I'm with my kid.

02:42:10.000 It's nonstop.

02:42:11.000 And I put them to bed.

02:42:12.000 And then me and my girl.

02:42:14.000 And she doesn't drink.

02:42:15.000 I'm like, I'm just gonna have some drinks, man. 0.97

02:42:17.000 We put on our show fucking Love Island UK season 3. I got my buzz on. 0.96

02:42:23.000 I got my dip in.

02:42:25.000 You know what I've been watching?

02:42:26.000 Karate Kid.

02:42:26.000 Cobra Kai?

02:42:27.000 You're the second person I've heard.

02:42:29.000 It's good!

02:42:29.000 People love it.

02:42:30.000 It's so cheesy.

02:42:32.000 It's so 1980s.

02:42:32.000 Shout out to Todd Feldman, yeah.

02:42:33.000 It's so 1980s, but it's good, dude.

02:42:36.000 It's really good.

02:42:37.000 Chappelle just told me.

02:42:39.000 He doesn't know fighting.

02:42:40.000 We should clarify.

02:42:41.000 Chappelle Lacey.

02:42:42.000 Chappelle Lacey, yeah.

02:42:43.000 Oh yeah, not Dave Chappelle.

02:42:44.000 You know when he started doing comedy, they were like, you need to switch your name.

02:42:47.000 He's like, but my name's Chappelle.

02:42:49.000 Like, I know, but there's already a Dave Chappelle. 0.99

02:42:51.000 He's like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

02:42:53.000 My name's Chappelle Lacey. 0.99

02:42:54.000 He's got two names.

02:42:54.000 It's Chappelle Lacey.

02:42:55.000 It's not Dave Chappelle.

02:42:56.000 He's the nicest guy, man.

02:42:57.000 He's great.

02:42:58.000 By the way, what a freak athlete that dude is.

02:43:00.000 We've played videos of him doing gymnastics and doing a cheer.

02:43:04.000 Did you?

02:43:04.000 Multiple times on this podcast.

02:43:05.000 Dude, he'll fucking... 0.99

02:43:06.000 He's incredible. 0.99

02:43:07.000 Well, now at the shows, because he's done it so many times, now at the shows they yell at him, his clothes are doing backflip.

02:43:12.000 And I gotta follow him.

02:43:13.000 Like, what are you doing backflips up there for?

02:43:14.000 What are you doing? 1.00

02:43:15.000 What the fuck are you doing, dude? 0.99

02:43:16.000 But he doesn't look like a guy who should be able to do a backflip. 1.00

02:43:18.000 He's like, 240, jacked.

02:43:21.000 It doesn't make any sense.

02:43:22.000 I told him, I go, dude, the body control that you have, you would be insane at jiu-jitsu.

02:43:26.000 Yeah.

02:43:26.000 I know he got into it a little bit.

02:43:28.000 Is he still doing it?

02:43:29.000 Well, in LA, you can't really do jiu-jitsu.

02:43:31.000 Yes, you can.

02:43:32.000 You just got to know the right people.

02:43:34.000 And I know the right people, but he's not that dedicated to do it, you know?

02:43:37.000 Isn't that gross?

02:43:38.000 You can't even train. 0.70

02:43:40.000 Oh, God.

02:43:41.000 How about our boy Eddie, man?

02:43:42.000 That's his livelihood.

02:43:43.000 I know.

02:43:44.000 Look at him.

02:43:44.000 Liz Chappelle.

02:43:45.000 I mean, come the fuck on. 1.00

02:43:47.000 What a freak athlete. 0.99

02:43:49.000 And you want to talk about one of the nicest people in the world.

02:43:52.000 Oh, he's such a sweetheart.

02:43:53.000 And talented and funny. 0.99

02:43:54.000 Funny as shit, man. 0.99

02:43:55.000 Just a perfect person. 1.00

02:43:56.000 Dude, I was going to shut Finding the Kid down.

02:43:58.000 I love that, too.

02:43:58.000 Woo!

02:43:58.000 Look at that.

02:43:59.000 And I asked Chappelle to do the show.

02:44:00.000 Woo! 0.99

02:44:01.000 That's amazing.

02:44:03.000 It's just, it's so unusual.

02:44:04.000 This is the crazy thing when he throws that girl up and catches her.

02:44:07.000 Like, you know what kind of power you have to have to be able to do that?

02:44:10.000 Dude, he's wider than me.

02:44:11.000 He does cheerleading. 1.00

02:44:12.000 He listens to fucking alternative music. 1.00

02:44:15.000 He skateboards. 1.00

02:44:17.000 It's like, dude, okay, man.

02:44:22.000 Tell everybody where you guys are playing.

02:44:23.000 We're at the Mark in San Marcos, Friday and Saturday.

02:44:27.000 Where's San Marcos?

02:44:27.000 It's between here and San Antonio.

02:44:29.000 It's 20 miles from here.

02:44:30.000 Oh, okay.

02:44:31.000 There's a lot of spots out here, man.

02:44:34.000 There's a lot of spots.

02:44:34.000 A lot of places to do comedy.

02:44:36.000 I'm coming, man.

02:44:37.000 San Marcos for this Friday, Saturday.

02:44:38.000 Two shows.

02:44:39.000 Is he going to eventually move out here?

02:44:40.000 What do you think?

02:44:40.000 I don't know.

02:44:41.000 If anyone's going to get me to do it, it's going to be you.

02:44:43.000 What is that?

02:44:44.000 That's their website.

02:44:45.000 That's what it used to look like.

02:44:45.000 I bet it will be like that.

02:44:47.000 That's probably what San Antonio is COVID-y as fuck. 0.99

02:44:49.000 That's where you caught it. 0.99

02:44:50.000 That's where I got it.

02:44:51.000 Yeah.

02:44:52.000 I knew I was going to get it too, man.

02:44:54.000 You know, you wouldn't go in a room and be like, it's pretty COVID-y back here, man.

02:44:57.000 That's what I felt like when I went to that show where everybody got it but me.

02:45:00.000 Yeah.

02:45:01.000 Everybody got it but me.

02:45:03.000 Everybody I was with.

02:45:04.000 It's dicey.

02:45:05.000 And I was like, man, I'm in this green room.

02:45:07.000 It's packed with people.

02:45:08.000 How you haven't got it yet, I don't know.

02:45:10.000 Just get it. 1.00

02:45:11.000 Quit being a pussy. 1.00

02:45:13.000 Your boy Dave got it. 1.00

02:45:15.000 Yeah, he got it.

02:45:15.000 And how's he doing?

02:45:16.000 No symptoms at all.

02:45:18.000 Yeah.

02:45:18.000 No.

02:45:19.000 Same with Rahim.

02:45:20.000 Radio Rahim.

02:45:20.000 What about Elon?

02:45:21.000 No symptoms.

02:45:22.000 He had a little bit of a cold.

02:45:23.000 That's it.

02:45:24.000 He said it was a mild cold.

02:45:25.000 There you go. 1.00

02:45:26.000 But I do have one friend that feels like total dog shit. 1.00

02:45:31.000 He was throwing up, felt terrible, but then the next day he was fine. 1.00

02:45:33.000 Is it Michael Yeo again?

02:45:35.000 No.

02:45:35.000 Oh, okay.

02:45:36.000 No, Michael Yeo almost fucking died. 0.99

02:45:38.000 Michael Yeo almost... 1.00

02:45:39.000 How dare you.

02:45:41.000 What does that mean?

02:45:42.000 I'm just saying.

02:45:43.000 They get it weird.

02:45:44.000 It started there. 1.00

02:45:47.000 Wuhan's lit as fuck. 1.00

02:45:49.000 They say that, but I'm not buying it. 0.99

02:45:51.000 I'm not buying it either.

02:45:51.000 They won't let you fly over there.

02:45:52.000 Yeah, I think it's propaganda.

02:45:53.000 Holograms.

02:45:54.000 Yeah, I'm not buying it either.

02:45:55.000 They're like, oh, we're partying out here.

02:45:57.000 We figured it out.

02:45:58.000 Yeah, no, you're not.

02:45:58.000 Meanwhile, there's bodies in the streets and sirens.

02:46:02.000 They step outside your house, they machine gun you.

02:46:05.000 Yeah, who knows what's going on there.

02:46:06.000 They have welded people inside their buildings, man. 0.98

02:46:09.000 They're spraying fucking disinfectant through the air as they drove down the streets. 0.99

02:46:12.000 Yeah, but get COVID. You know, like a toilet or some shit for me. 1.00

02:46:15.000 Just join the club, Jamie. 0.99

02:46:17.000 Look, Jamie got a cruise here out.

02:46:19.000 There's been a lot of people that got COVID. I've been around a lot of people and I never got it.

02:46:24.000 Tony got it the same night I was out.

02:46:26.000 I was out with him.

02:46:27.000 He got it that night.

02:46:27.000 Yeah, you're a superhero.

02:46:28.000 I don't know what it is.

02:46:29.000 It's your blood type.

02:46:30.000 I have that O positive, that old school blood type.

02:46:33.000 That helps.

02:46:34.000 But I think it's the vitamins.

02:46:35.000 And also sauna.

02:46:36.000 I'm in the sauna every day.

02:46:39.000 I was in the sauna for a half hour today at 185 degrees.

02:46:42.000 Tim Dillon goes...

02:46:44.000 Tim Dillon goes... 0.99

02:46:46.000 He goes, yeah, apparently, because he showed me around his house, he's like, I'm trying to figure out where to put my fucking sauna. 0.99

02:46:51.000 I'm going to get one. 0.99

02:46:51.000 Rogan says it kills COVID. I go, I don't know if that's true. 0.99

02:46:57.000 Tim goes, yeah, Rogan said it.

02:46:59.000 Dude, seriously, I don't know if that's true, man.

02:47:01.000 Deep breathing. 1.00

02:47:02.000 See, if COVID lives in your nostrils, good luck, you fucking shitbag virus. 1.00

02:47:07.000 Shitbag. 1.00

02:47:08.000 Fucking make it into my nostrils. 1.00

02:47:10.000 My nostrils, man, when I get that 185 degrees and I get that steam going, I'm like this. 1.00

02:47:16.000 Dude, you and I have been in a steam room together and I had to get the fuck out, man. 0.97

02:47:20.000 We're trying to see who broke first. 0.99

02:47:22.000 I was out.

02:47:23.000 Yeah, but that Laird Hamilton guy will beat us all. 0.99

02:47:26.000 That motherfucker is in there with oven mitts on on an airdyne bike at 210 degrees. 1.00

02:47:30.000 Very savage. 1.00

02:47:31.000 He's an unusual human being, man. 0.99

02:47:33.000 Like, all my friends that went and trained with him at his house in Malibu, they're like, this fucking guy cranks it up to the height. 0.97

02:47:40.000 He's in the 200s. 0.97

02:47:43.000 200 plus degrees.

02:47:44.000 Not for me, Papa.

02:47:45.000 In the sauna.

02:47:45.000 And then does the cold plunge.

02:47:47.000 No, I do a hot tub.

02:47:49.000 What I've been doing is, because it gets cold here at night, I do the sauna and then I jump in my pool.

02:47:53.000 My pool's not heated.

02:47:54.000 Oh, so it's cold? 0.99

02:47:55.000 Oh my god, it's cold as fuck. 0.99

02:47:57.000 And I did six minutes in the pool one night and I almost didn't make it out of the pool. 1.00

02:48:01.000 You're that cold?

02:48:01.000 I was real worried because no one was out there with me.

02:48:06.000 And I was...

02:48:07.000 I mean, I made it out, but as I was walking down the pool, I'm like, oh, Jesus, I could barely walk!

02:48:13.000 I'm like, full on, shivering.

02:48:15.000 Yeah, yeah, I got it.

02:48:15.000 Yeah, I mean, do I swim in my undies?

02:48:17.000 Well, I don't.

02:48:17.000 Usually, I mean, I just swim in a swimming suit.

02:48:20.000 Oh, I don't.

02:48:20.000 Not at night.

02:48:21.000 Me and my son go in every night.

02:48:22.000 We just go in our undies.

02:48:23.000 What's the difference? 0.99

02:48:24.000 Yeah, who gives a fuck? 0.99

02:48:25.000 If girls are like, yeah, you're in your underwear. 1.00

02:48:26.000 What the fuck is your bikini? 1.00

02:48:28.000 Yeah, same shit. 1.00

02:48:29.000 You don't have shorts on. 1.00

02:48:30.000 That's my thong, bitch. 1.00

02:48:31.000 Yeah, what is that? 1.00

02:48:32.000 Come on. 1.00

02:48:32.000 Girls have the most ridiculous outfits. 1.00

02:48:35.000 I mean, just the fact that they can wear, like, anal floss and a fucking tortilla chip over your pussy, and you can just go hang around with strangers. 1.00

02:48:44.000 It's insane, dude. 1.00

02:48:45.000 And it's fine.

02:48:46.000 It's fine.

02:48:47.000 It's just a thong.

02:48:48.000 And the heels. 1.00

02:48:49.000 And you can literally see your whole ass. 1.00

02:48:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:48:52.000 Everything but your asshole. 1.00

02:48:53.000 Thank God they do that. 1.00

02:48:53.000 Yeah, thank God they do that. 1.00

02:48:55.000 Yeah.

02:48:55.000 Thank God.

02:48:56.000 Imagine if we had like skirts and you could just lift it up and your hog was right there. 1.00

02:49:02.000 I was hearing some story about in the 1900s, early 1900s, the pools they used to have back then.

02:49:08.000 This place I was hearing about, you had to rent the suit from them.

02:49:12.000 Like you showed up and rented your suit there. 1.00

02:49:15.000 That sounds so fucking disgusting. 1.00

02:49:17.000 What? 0.99

02:49:17.000 And I don't know. 0.99

02:49:18.000 I don't know how much disease was getting spread around then.

02:49:20.000 Like someone else's swimsuit?

02:49:22.000 That's probably where that's a blockbuster for swimsuits. 1.00

02:49:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:49:24.000 That's probably where the Spanish flu came from.

02:49:26.000 Yeah.

02:49:27.000 Probably came from them suits.

02:49:28.000 Well, they had weird suits back then.

02:49:30.000 They were wrestling singlets, right?

02:49:31.000 Yeah.

02:49:32.000 Didn't they?

02:49:33.000 By weird, you mean awesome.

02:49:35.000 They didn't wear shorts.

02:49:36.000 No, they wore those weird things. 0.99

02:49:38.000 The same place I was showing pictures of that, those kids with saggy, little seven-year-olds, the shit was falling off of them. 0.98

02:49:44.000 They were saying they had a baby elephant that the kids could play with that was just walking around the grounds of this amusement park. 0.99

02:49:50.000 That sounds fantastic.

02:49:50.000 I know, and the place got closed down, and I don't know what happened, but it sounds like a whole lot of fun.

02:49:54.000 Life was cheap back then, though.

02:49:56.000 A little kid would get stomped by an elephant, and they would just bury both of them.

02:49:59.000 Where's your kid?

02:50:01.000 I don't know what happened to the kid.

02:50:02.000 There's no kids. 0.99

02:50:03.000 Alright, let's wrap this motherfucker up. 0.99

02:50:05.000 Let everybody know, is your show sold out? 0.96

02:50:09.000 I think they just released my comps because I don't have any friends.

02:50:13.000 I don't know anybody.

02:50:14.000 So how many tickets is that?

02:50:15.000 Probably ten.

02:50:16.000 Ten tickets?

02:50:17.000 So that's it.

02:50:19.000 FATKZ.com for tickets at the mark.

02:50:21.000 It's between San Antonio and Austin.

02:50:24.000 Chappelle's there.

02:50:25.000 Chappelle, Lacey, Malik.

02:50:26.000 The crew's there.

02:50:27.000 Beautiful.

02:50:28.000 That should be a fun show.

02:50:29.000 And then I'm in Tampa end of February.

02:50:31.000 What are you doing in Tampa?

02:50:32.000 Tampa Improv.

02:50:33.000 That's the only time I've ever been approached by swingers. 0.61

02:50:35.000 Oh.

02:50:36.000 Tampa has a big swinger community. 1.00

02:50:37.000 That's Florida.

02:50:38.000 No, there's twice I've been approached by swingers.

02:50:39.000 Once was in Nashville.

02:50:41.000 Really?

02:50:41.000 Yeah, it was the driver.

02:50:44.000 And were they hot, though?

02:50:45.000 No.

02:50:46.000 Yeah, they never are.

02:50:47.000 No, it was atrocious.

02:50:49.000 Yeah, that's how it goes.

02:50:49.000 Yeah, they look like bowlers.

02:50:50.000 Yeah.

02:50:53.000 They were like, you want to come to a swingers club with me?

02:50:55.000 I'm like, I do not.

02:50:56.000 No, does everyone look like you?

02:50:58.000 I'm like, I have a pool cue with me.

02:51:00.000 I'm going to a pool hall.

02:51:01.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

02:51:02.000 I'm not here to watch you guys fuck. 1.00

02:51:04.000 No, hard pass, dude. 1.00

02:51:07.000 All right.

02:51:08.000 I love you, brother.

02:51:08.000 I love you, man.

02:51:09.000 Very good to see you, man.

02:51:10.000 I love you, man.

02:51:10.000 I hope you move here.

02:51:11.000 I know.

02:51:12.000 Give me fight opinions.

02:51:13.000 Oh, I know.

The Joe Rogan Experience - January 29, 2021

Joe Rogan Experience #1603 - Brendan Schaub

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