The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1667 - Annie Lederman

00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.

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00:00:14.000 What are the odds that you and I are wearing the same shirt?

00:00:17.000 It's so weird.

00:00:17.000 And it's a shirt I drew and I'm putting up on my website to sell.

00:00:21.000 Yeah, I just don't have the midriff show on. 0.93

00:00:23.000 Did you trim that yourself?

00:00:24.000 I did trim it myself.

00:00:25.000 I cut all my shirts.

00:00:26.000 All of them?

00:00:27.000 Yeah.

00:00:28.000 I had a girl come up to me who's very skinny who goes, you've really given me like a lot of inspiration, like how you'll just wear a midriff no matter what.

00:00:34.000 And I was like, oh my God.

00:00:36.000 What does that mean?

00:00:38.000 But yeah, I like to, I'm loud and proud muffin topping around this town, baby. 1.00

00:00:42.000 Wow, you don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:00:43.000 No. 1.00

00:00:44.000 Good for you.

00:00:45.000 I like cropping it.

00:00:46.000 I think they land weird.

00:00:46.000 I have hips, you know, so they land weird on my hips.

00:00:48.000 They get tight on my hips, so I just crop that bitch. 1.00

00:00:51.000 Hoist my sweatpants up high. 0.99

00:00:53.000 Which is what you wear most of the time, right?

00:00:55.000 Yes.

00:00:55.000 When I came to Austin last time, by the way, nobody warned me.

00:00:58.000 About? 0.99

00:00:59.000 About the fucking swamp ass situation here. 1.00

00:01:02.000 I was wearing sweatpants. 1.00

00:01:04.000 All I have is sweatpants.

00:01:06.000 Listen, I gained a little weight over COVID. Loud and proud.

00:01:09.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:01:10.000 But I refuse to buy new clothes. 0.99

00:01:13.000 So I'm a size 4 until the seams pop.

00:01:15.000 I don't know what that is.

00:01:16.000 Is that a lot?

00:01:16.000 A size 4 is like...

00:01:18.000 What's Jamie?

00:01:19.000 Jamie, if he was a girl, would be a size like 8. He might be a girl. 1.00

00:01:22.000 Why don't you not be rude?

00:01:23.000 Look at his hair.

00:01:23.000 With that hair?

00:01:23.000 33. I know, Jamie, what's going on with the hair?

00:01:26.000 I'm trying to get him to shave his head.

00:01:28.000 He won't do it.

00:01:28.000 I need to find somewhere to cut it is all.

00:01:30.000 Well, it's impossible to find somewhere.

00:01:31.000 Somewhere to cut it is above the ears.

00:01:32.000 There's no way.

00:01:33.000 No one cuts hair anymore.

00:01:35.000 That's like going to a blacksmith.

00:01:36.000 I know.

00:01:36.000 You have a low pwn, which is so upsetting.

00:01:39.000 I thought I hated man buns. 1.00

00:01:40.000 Different sizes.

00:01:41.000 It's just where I put it.

00:01:42.000 Do you ever do man bun?

00:01:43.000 Of course.

00:01:43.000 Not up top, no.

00:01:43.000 Sometimes he does it like a samurai.

00:01:45.000 He should.

00:01:46.000 Give him one of your swords.

00:01:47.000 Yeah.

00:01:48.000 Yeah, Jamie, this is an intervention.

00:01:50.000 Alright, what's up?

00:01:51.000 Why don't you get your hair cut?

00:01:53.000 I don't understand.

00:01:53.000 I, like, meant to do it this weekend.

00:01:55.000 I did other stuff instead.

00:01:56.000 I don't know.

00:01:56.000 I would have been so happy.

00:01:57.000 I would have been so honored.

00:01:59.000 Do you ever wear it down?

00:02:00.000 Can you take your hair down for us?

00:02:02.000 Yeah, sure.

00:02:03.000 It's confusing.

00:02:04.000 It's long.

00:02:05.000 I think he's transitioning.

00:02:06.000 Okay, I think he's definitely transitioning.

00:02:07.000 I want to do Transwatch.

00:02:08.000 Very long.

00:02:09.000 You like Abraham Lincoln.

00:02:11.000 You think so?

00:02:12.000 I think he looks like a rock band from the 90s.

00:02:15.000 Yes, you do.

00:02:16.000 Well, that's the third time I've had long hair, and that was the first time why I had long hair.

00:02:19.000 When you were in a band.

00:02:20.000 In the 90s.

00:02:20.000 Was this like a COVID reaction?

00:02:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:23.000 I just couldn't find a barbershop.

00:02:24.000 Couldn't go anywhere.

00:02:25.000 There's so many barbershops.

00:02:27.000 Just let it go. 1.00

00:02:27.000 It's so dumb. 1.00

00:02:27.000 There's like scissors. 1.00

00:02:28.000 Now there are, but there wasn't then.

00:02:29.000 I got scissors.

00:02:30.000 I was able to cut this shirt, okay, while I was traveling.

00:02:33.000 You can cut that hair.

00:02:34.000 Is that easier to cut a shirt than hair?

00:02:35.000 It was actually kind of hard.

00:02:36.000 I would say it's easier than hair, though, don't you think?

00:02:38.000 Yeah.

00:02:39.000 I don't think that's a good comparison.

00:02:41.000 I want to go back to the skinny girl.

00:02:43.000 The skinny girl who's like... 0.99

00:02:45.000 You have such confidence to wear that. 1.00

00:02:47.000 Girls do shit like that to each other, right? 1.00

00:02:50.000 Listen, I'm all about... 1.00

00:02:51.000 I've been dealing with...

00:02:52.000 I realize I've been really judging a lot of people and wasting my time judging others.

00:02:55.000 So I'm just taking everything people say and I'm just enjoying it. 0.99

00:02:59.000 And I laughed my fucking ass off when she said that to me. 0.98

00:03:01.000 Really? 0.99

00:03:02.000 Yes.

00:03:03.000 Do you know her well?

00:03:04.000 Not that well, but...

00:03:06.000 But enough that I send her love and light.

00:03:10.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:03:11.000 Like, love and light, cunt. 1.00

00:03:12.000 Love and light, cunt. 1.00

00:03:16.000 That should be your next shirt. 1.00

00:03:17.000 I'm happy. 1.00

00:03:18.000 Listen, I gained weight because I wasn't given a fucking shit over this damn pandemic. 1.00

00:03:22.000 Well, I think it's because you ate a lot of food. 1.00

00:03:24.000 I did eat a lot of food.

00:03:25.000 You know, I was eating a lot of noodles.

00:03:28.000 Oh, that'll do it.

00:03:29.000 My boyfriend is half Asian.

00:03:31.000 I got into a lot of the cuisine.

00:03:34.000 Ah.

00:03:34.000 What kind of food?

00:03:35.000 A lot of pho.

00:03:36.000 I mean, he actually didn't.

00:03:37.000 It was just me.

00:03:38.000 I like how you said it right.

00:03:39.000 Pho, of course. 0.95

00:03:39.000 Most people are all pho. 0.95

00:03:41.000 I know.

00:03:41.000 But pho does sound upsetting.

00:03:43.000 It took me many years to say it.

00:03:44.000 It's weird.

00:03:45.000 I don't say it.

00:03:46.000 I never say it.

00:03:46.000 You say pho?

00:03:47.000 I mean, I just don't say it.

00:03:49.000 You just say, can I have those noodles?

00:03:50.000 I wait for my family to want to order it.

00:03:51.000 And then I go, yeah, we'll eat that.

00:03:53.000 My kids love it.

00:03:55.000 They love pho.

00:03:56.000 I always thought like it's rice.

00:03:57.000 It's not like regular noodles.

00:04:00.000 So you kind of convince yourself.

00:04:01.000 But then, you know, it's about this much. 1.00

00:04:03.000 Big ass bowl. 1.00

00:04:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:05.000 Stuff.

00:04:05.000 There's a great place in Woodland Hills we used to go to.

00:04:07.000 Oh my God, it was sensational.

00:04:09.000 What was it called?

00:04:09.000 I don't remember.

00:04:10.000 It was really good.

00:04:11.000 Oh, you guys almost got such a good advertisement.

00:04:13.000 Sorry.

00:04:14.000 Sorry.

00:04:14.000 You should have had a better name.

00:04:16.000 I go to a place called Absolutely Phobulous.

00:04:18.000 And if those people had had a good name like that, that's on La Siena Guy.

00:04:23.000 I love them.

00:04:24.000 That is one thing.

00:04:26.000 LA had a real good scene in terms of variety of food.

00:04:31.000 Actually, for a small city, because Austin's pretty small, there's a lot of variety here.

00:04:37.000 There's obviously a lot of Tex-Mex, obviously a lot of barbecue.

00:04:41.000 You're like, they have so much variety here.

00:04:43.000 They have texts.

00:04:44.000 They have Macs.

00:04:45.000 It's amazing.

00:04:45.000 No, but you can get Korean food here.

00:04:47.000 There's a lot of sushi.

00:04:48.000 There's a lot of Japanese.

00:04:50.000 There's Indian food.

00:04:51.000 There's a lot of different...

00:04:52.000 Because it's a college city, there's all kinds of different folks come here and stay here.

00:04:59.000 Yeah, I've only eaten, I went to, what was the barbecue place I went to?

00:05:03.000 Did you go to Terry Black's?

00:05:03.000 Yes, I went to Terry Black's.

00:05:04.000 That was the first place I went to.

00:05:05.000 You don't need to go anywhere else.

00:05:06.000 It was so good.

00:05:07.000 Everywhere else, there's places that are as good, like Franklin's and La Barbecue, and there's some killer places, but they don't get better.

00:05:14.000 It's not possible.

00:05:16.000 Yeah, it was great.

00:05:17.000 It's not possible.

00:05:17.000 It was so good.

00:05:18.000 It was fast.

00:05:18.000 It was easy.

00:05:19.000 Yeah, you go through the, but we fucked it up by talking about it too much.

00:05:23.000 So now it's all packed. 1.00

00:05:23.000 There's a giant ass fucking line. 1.00

00:05:26.000 Well, when I went there, it seemed like a really big line. 1.00

00:05:28.000 The parking lot was full and it still went fast.

00:05:30.000 So I was like, alright.

00:05:31.000 Well, it's a cafeteria style.

00:05:33.000 And they're on the ball.

00:05:34.000 Do you do cafeteria when you go?

00:05:36.000 Yeah, you go.

00:05:37.000 Are people like hovering around you?

00:05:39.000 Sometimes when it's too crazy, they'll just bring us over what we want.

00:05:42.000 But yeah, I like going in line.

00:05:43.000 I like doing the thing.

00:05:45.000 I didn't get to do a pit tour.

00:05:46.000 I like doing the pit tour. 1.00

00:05:47.000 Oh, the pit tour is the shit. 1.00

00:05:48.000 They make their pits themselves. 1.00

00:05:49.000 They use propane tanks. 0.99

00:05:51.000 They have someone weld them and shit. 0.99

00:05:53.000 Would you ever bring them elk you killed to barbecue up? 0.99

00:05:55.000 Yeah, I definitely would.

00:05:56.000 But when they barbecue stuff, it's like a 12-hour process.

00:06:01.000 They took us on a tour of the brisket making and the guy was explaining to me how he does it.

00:06:06.000 He has a piece of paper and he writes down which ones went in at which time.

00:06:11.000 They don't use thermometers.

00:06:13.000 They just know.

00:06:14.000 They just know what the temperature of the meat is.

00:06:17.000 They know when it's ready and they know when to wrap it in butcher paper.

00:06:20.000 It's an art.

00:06:21.000 It really is.

00:06:22.000 Slow smoking art, offset cooking.

00:06:24.000 So good.

00:06:25.000 Yeah, it's a real art form.

00:06:27.000 The fat dripping off.

00:06:28.000 Really good.

00:06:29.000 All the different sauces.

00:06:30.000 I went there.

00:06:31.000 I went to another place that had like tapas.

00:06:34.000 I had some bone marrow, which I've decided I hate.

00:06:37.000 I never have been able to decide whether I'm disgusted by bone marrow or I like it.

00:06:41.000 I hate it. 0.99

00:06:42.000 Bone marrow on garlic bread at a restaurant in town called Red Ash is fucking sensational. 0.99

00:06:47.000 Don't you laugh. 0.99

00:06:49.000 I'm not laughing.

00:06:49.000 I'm just saying it's one of those things.

00:06:51.000 It feels like I'm on Fear Factor, honestly.

00:06:52.000 Every time I eat it, I'm like, it's mental, it's mental, it's mental. 1.00

00:06:56.000 I'm smearing that shit. 1.00

00:06:57.000 I'm scraping it off the bone, which you're not going to eat it when it's not on the bone. 1.00

00:07:00.000 It has to come out on the bone.

00:07:01.000 Right.

00:07:02.000 So you can't pretend it's not coming from where it's coming from.

00:07:04.000 Right.

00:07:05.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:07:06.000 And you want to get it clean right when it comes out of the oven, too.

00:07:10.000 Yeah, when it's still like...

00:07:12.000 And I take a couple bites and I go, I think I like this.

00:07:14.000 And then I'm kind of gagging.

00:07:16.000 I don't think it's everybody's thing.

00:07:18.000 Yeah, I've tried.

00:07:19.000 I'll try again.

00:07:20.000 I love it.

00:07:21.000 I like to try things.

00:07:22.000 Like if anyone brings me any weird thing, I like to try it.

00:07:24.000 I used to, before I knew you, I used to pretend I was on fear.

00:07:29.000 I'd be like, I'd take a thing and be like, alright, take a bite.

00:07:34.000 Here we go.

00:07:35.000 I watched an episode recently.

00:07:37.000 Did you?

00:07:37.000 Yeah.

00:07:38.000 I watched like a couples episode.

00:07:40.000 It was like couples championships.

00:07:42.000 They came back.

00:07:43.000 And you had married a couple.

00:07:44.000 You were ordained and married this couple.

00:07:47.000 Yeah.

00:07:48.000 They were from Dallas.

00:07:49.000 Yeah.

00:07:49.000 Nice folks.

00:07:50.000 I wonder if they're still together.

00:07:51.000 They were really nice.

00:07:53.000 I mean, I hope they're still together, but with these marriage rates, I can't.

00:07:57.000 Well, what is it?

00:07:58.000 It's not even 50%, I don't think, right?

00:08:00.000 That make it?

00:08:01.000 I don't know.

00:08:01.000 Are people even getting married anymore?

00:08:02.000 No, they quit.

00:08:04.000 Everybody quit.

00:08:11.000 Yeah, people get married. 0.98

00:08:12.000 I think that it's going to be around forever.

00:08:15.000 I don't think they're going to stop getting married.

00:08:17.000 You know, when people have children and you want to protect and keep everything together and lock it down, that's when it makes sense.

00:08:24.000 Yeah.

00:08:25.000 It seems like a crazy institution now, you know, like Getting other people involved in your relationship?

00:08:30.000 Well, the wedding is so weird because the wedding is like...

00:08:32.000 You're calling all of your closest family and friends to hold you accountable for this promise you made.

00:08:40.000 Everyone's there like, you promised.

00:08:42.000 You promised.

00:08:42.000 Is that what it is?

00:08:43.000 I thought it was like to celebrate.

00:08:45.000 Listen, now you look at it.

00:08:46.000 You look at it in a terrible way.

00:08:47.000 I guess I feel really embarrassed sharing...

00:08:51.000 Like my deepest heart in front of everyone.

00:08:55.000 I don't know.

00:08:55.000 That seems like very vulnerable.

00:08:57.000 Well, if I'm like up there and I'm like, you complete me or whatever I'm saying that I mean.

00:09:01.000 But I don't know.

00:09:02.000 I guess it's I feel different.

00:09:03.000 I feel like I'm growing. 0.99

00:09:05.000 We did a non-religious wedding, and the lady was very nice, but she had the corniest fucking vows. 1.00

00:09:12.000 You know the thing that they do? 0.99

00:09:13.000 Your love is two streams that will become a mighty river.

00:09:16.000 I'm like, oh my God.

00:09:18.000 As a comedian, to sit there and listen to that and not mock it, it's like, oh God.

00:09:25.000 You should have mocked it.

00:09:25.000 I would have mocked it.

00:09:26.000 I was holding it together.

00:09:27.000 I was making faces, though.

00:09:28.000 Did you cry at your wedding?

00:09:29.000 No, I did not.

00:09:29.000 You didn't?

00:09:30.000 No, I did not.

00:09:32.000 I cried when my kids were born.

00:09:34.000 Yeah.

00:09:35.000 I cry.

00:09:36.000 But that wasn't a, like...

00:09:38.000 I mean, I love her.

00:09:39.000 She's awesome. 0.83

00:09:42.000 I've definitely seen you cry.

00:09:44.000 You're a good boy.

00:09:45.000 I cry.

00:09:45.000 I know you're a good boy.

00:09:46.000 I cry.

00:09:46.000 Yeah.

00:09:47.000 I'm a very emotional person in a lot of ways.

00:09:49.000 But that was like a fun...

00:09:51.000 It was like, I wanted to just get it over with.

00:09:53.000 Let's just do it and then we can have fun.

00:09:55.000 Because it seems stressful.

00:09:55.000 Did you guys have like a really big one?

00:09:57.000 No.

00:09:58.000 Was your wife into wanting it to be...

00:10:00.000 No, she's not very high maintenance. 0.99

00:10:02.000 She's pretty cool in that regard.

00:10:04.000 You know, it's a small group of friends.

00:10:06.000 And you had your stepdaughter? 0.93

00:10:08.000 Mm-hmm.

00:10:09.000 And then you don't have your daughters yet? 1.00

00:10:10.000 No, one of them.

00:10:11.000 You did?

00:10:12.000 Yeah.

00:10:13.000 It's one of those things where it's like, in the middle of you doing it, you're like, okay, is this happening?

00:10:19.000 We're really doing it?

00:10:20.000 Because it's like, hopefully you only do it once.

00:10:22.000 Yeah.

00:10:22.000 So while you're doing it, you're like, okay, is this real?

00:10:24.000 Can you imagine planning a second fucking wedding? 1.00

00:10:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:27.000 Some people do it even for no reason. 1.00

00:10:30.000 Just to say, we're going to go to Tahiti and have a second wedding. 1.00

00:10:33.000 And you're like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:10:34.000 And then your friends have to go. 1.00

00:10:36.000 No, I mean like your next marriage.

00:10:38.000 Oh.

00:10:38.000 Where you're just like...

00:10:39.000 I have a lot of friends that have gotten married three, four times.

00:10:41.000 Yeah.

00:10:41.000 And they do the same amount of effort into each wedding.

00:10:45.000 It's got to dilute each time. 1.00

00:10:46.000 What happens is when you find a new gal and she finds out what you did for the old gal, she's like, listen, motherfucker... 1.00

00:10:55.000 You may have lost 50%, but you're going to be doing 50 extra percent. 1.00

00:10:58.000 We ain't doing this one in the park when your last one was in the fucking Bahamas. 0.99

00:11:02.000 Can I tell you? 0.99

00:11:02.000 Let's go. 0.99

00:11:03.000 How cool is it that there's shooting stars in your fucking sky? 0.99

00:11:06.000 That's pretty dope, right? 0.99

00:11:06.000 How cool is it that it's 180 degrees in this room? 0.99

00:11:09.000 I'm sweating so much.

00:11:10.000 I'm so glad I chose black shirts.

00:11:11.000 Yeah, something happened to our AC over the last couple days.

00:11:15.000 You think a guy with a ponytail would really want to keep it cool in here?

00:11:18.000 I know.

00:11:18.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:11:19.000 It's not his.

00:11:20.000 That's the guy who made it.

00:11:21.000 He has a ponytail too.

00:11:22.000 That's true.

00:11:24.000 Well, it's not even his fault. 0.99

00:11:26.000 It's obviously one of our units is fucking up. 0.99

00:11:28.000 But that's a common thing here. 0.99

00:11:29.000 We were at the creek in the cave the other night, and it was fucking sweating, like dripping into my eyes on stage. 0.96

00:11:34.000 And it's hard. 0.97

00:11:35.000 I've said this before.

00:11:36.000 When you're on stage and you start to sweat, that's a symptom of bombing, and it's hard to...

00:11:40.000 My body goes into, like, save-yourself mode when I start sweating, and it's like...

00:11:45.000 Well, you're not comfortable.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, and I'm like...

00:11:47.000 You have to be comfortable on stage.

00:11:48.000 You're...

00:11:49.000 Like, my eye can't see... 0.99

00:11:51.000 Well, with you, too, you got eye makeup, so that shit's gonna get in your eyes. 0.98

00:11:55.000 I actually don't wear makeup. 0.99

00:11:56.000 This is what I wake up with.

00:11:57.000 Crazy.

00:11:58.000 I'm so pretty. 0.65

00:11:58.000 You are so pretty for natural. 0.65

00:12:01.000 I remember one time I came straight from Fear Factor, and I had sunscreen on, and I didn't realize I had sunscreen on, and I'm on stage, and I sweat, and the sweat got in my eye, and then I was in pain, so I was trying to do my act while my eyes were tearing up.

00:12:16.000 That's terrible.

00:12:18.000 That's why I can't surf.

00:12:19.000 Oh, saltwater.

00:12:20.000 I've tried surfing and I'm like, it's so embarrassing when I'm doing something everyone else is doing fine and everyone seems like not.

00:12:26.000 And I'm like, my eyes are burning.

00:12:28.000 I'm like, is there something wrong with me?

00:12:29.000 How come some people could just open their eyes in saltwater and swim around?

00:12:32.000 It doesn't bother them at all.

00:12:33.000 Can you do it, Jamie?

00:12:35.000 I haven't tried for a long time, so I don't know.

00:12:37.000 You have surfer hair.

00:12:38.000 You should get out there before you cut it.

00:12:39.000 You seem like a surfer.

00:12:41.000 We need to make an excuse for this hair. 0.98

00:12:43.000 Well, you know, in Texas, there's a place down in Waco where it's an indoor surf place.

00:12:49.000 I know about Waco.

00:12:51.000 Yeah, that's a different thing.

00:12:53.000 They don't like to talk about that anymore.

00:12:55.000 Now it's like a home improvement spot.

00:12:58.000 Do you know that?

00:12:59.000 Like there's a family.

00:13:00.000 They're really good at putting up holes.

00:13:02.000 No, there's like a famous family that like settled in Waco.

00:13:06.000 They're on like one of them fix-em-up TV shows.

00:13:08.000 Oh, the couple.

00:13:09.000 Yeah.

00:13:10.000 The fix-upper couple.

00:13:12.000 Yeah.

00:13:13.000 Well, that's Waco now.

00:13:16.000 That's new Waco.

00:13:16.000 That's like everybody's in that.

00:13:17.000 But in Waco, there's a...

00:13:19.000 Waco's not very Waco if they're pretending that thing didn't happen.

00:13:23.000 Oh, I don't think...

00:13:23.000 You know you're going to have more of these jokes.

00:13:25.000 No.

00:13:25.000 I don't think that they're pretending it didn't happen.

00:13:27.000 I just think they don't talk about it that much.

00:13:30.000 I guess you don't need to. 0.99

00:13:31.000 Well, I mean, everybody knows, you know, the FBI lit those fucking people on fire, whatever, whatever. 0.98

00:13:38.000 I know, it's like their home improvement is like, oh, got a bulletproof wall. 0.98

00:13:41.000 Apparently someone was explaining to me that it wasn't just that the FBI lit that place on fire, but that Koresh knew.

00:13:48.000 So they put bales of hay in the hallways and lit them and filled them up with gasoline.

00:13:53.000 Like he, it was kind of like a suicide thing.

00:13:56.000 And he was also, he'd already been shot.

00:13:58.000 So he had like a bullet hole in him and... 0.99

00:14:00.000 Some wild shit, you know? 1.00

00:14:02.000 Cults like that, it's like, how the fuck, right? 1.00

00:14:07.000 How does it get to that? 1.00

00:14:08.000 Like, how does someone, like, all of a sudden you find yourself in a fenced-off, you know, 10-acre, I don't know how many acres the place was, but where you have guns and you're fucking everybody's wife and everybody has to give you their money. 0.99

00:14:20.000 I know, once a guy's like, I'm gonna fuck your wife, that's when you gotta go, I think I need to exit. 0.99

00:14:24.000 Don't think you're working in the name of Jesus. 1.00

00:14:26.000 Yeah, Jesus does not want you to bang my wife. 1.00

00:14:28.000 Unless that's what you're into.

00:14:30.000 But that area has an indoor surf place.

00:14:32.000 My friend Kenny Fong.

00:14:34.000 Shout out to Kenny from Darkside Motors.

00:14:36.000 He's a guy I used to go get all my car stuff from in LA. And Kenny fucking flew to... 0.97

00:14:42.000 He lives in California. 0.99

00:14:43.000 Flew to Texas to surf at this place.

00:14:46.000 Which is kind of hilarious.

00:14:47.000 But do I have saltwater?

00:14:48.000 It's an indoor place.

00:14:49.000 It's a wild ass indoor surf place.

00:14:52.000 It's huge.

00:14:53.000 I think I've seen Schultz doing it.

00:14:53.000 This one's outdoor, I think.

00:14:54.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:14:55.000 Is this Waco? 1.00

00:14:57.000 Oh, it is outdoor?

00:14:59.000 Waco's on the up, guys.

00:15:00.000 Look at this.

00:15:01.000 Why did I think it was indoor?

00:15:02.000 Is this where the Taresh place was?

00:15:04.000 Yeah, they leveled it, and the bodies of the people are underneath the water.

00:15:08.000 That's really incredible.

00:15:09.000 Sometimes when you go under, you see a skull. 0.96

00:15:13.000 It's fucking badass, though. 0.97

00:15:14.000 I mean, what a great place to learn how to surf, right? 0.98

00:15:18.000 Yeah.

00:15:18.000 Because you don't have to wait for waves.

00:15:20.000 It's like, if you had, the only way to learn jujitsu was wait for someone to grab you, it would suck, right?

00:15:26.000 You have no one to roll with.

00:15:28.000 This is like you have training.

00:15:30.000 I have not done jujitsu since before the pandemic.

00:15:31.000 I am now so grossed out.

00:15:33.000 I was thinking about all the ball sweat.

00:15:35.000 I was thinking about the smell of the...

00:15:36.000 Ball sweat.

00:15:37.000 Yes, the smell of...

00:15:39.000 And listen, I'm no...

00:15:42.000 I'm not Mr. Clean over here.

00:15:43.000 I got my own smells going on.

00:15:45.000 You smell great.

00:15:46.000 When I hugged you, I was impressed.

00:15:51.000 When I would go into class, when I would go into 10th Plain, I would go to whoever my partner was.

00:15:57.000 I did yoga before this, so I'm sorry or thank you.

00:16:00.000 I'm sorry or welcome, whichever you're into.

00:16:02.000 I'm not sure what you like.

00:16:03.000 Now, you would go yoga and then straight into jiu-jitsu?

00:16:06.000 Well, I would try to wash off a little bit.

00:16:08.000 But that's crazy.

00:16:08.000 That's a lot of exercise.

00:16:10.000 Oh, I was ripped before.

00:16:11.000 I was doing...

00:16:12.000 Bro.

00:16:12.000 I was not like...

00:16:13.000 Well, I wasn't ripped.

00:16:14.000 You're shredded.

00:16:15.000 I was pretty good before the pandemic.

00:16:17.000 And then...

00:16:18.000 That's a lot of exercise in one day, though, is what I'm saying.

00:16:20.000 Yeah, I would do that.

00:16:21.000 And then I had a meditation class I would go to. 0.99

00:16:23.000 Damn, look at you. 1.00

00:16:24.000 Centering. 1.00

00:16:24.000 And I was still fucking psycho, dude. 1.00

00:16:26.000 I was way more psycho then than I am now. 0.99

00:16:28.000 Really?

00:16:28.000 Yeah.

00:16:29.000 What do you think that's about?

00:16:30.000 I think I did a lot of work on myself over this quarantine.

00:16:33.000 Well, people are forced to, like, think about themselves or think about other people.

00:16:37.000 There was a lot of that.

00:16:38.000 Oh, I went through both, and I really...

00:16:40.000 I'm telling you, this week specifically, I've been working on it, I'm just really focusing on, like, myself and what I like.

00:16:51.000 I was talking to Jamie earlier.

00:16:52.000 I'm writing a movie with Bonnie McFarlane.

00:16:55.000 Oh, I love Bonnie.

00:16:56.000 I love her so much.

00:16:56.000 I just worked with her a couple weeks ago.

00:16:58.000 Yeah, I know.

00:16:58.000 I was here.

00:16:58.000 I was working with her, too.

00:16:59.000 Oh, that's right.

00:16:59.000 And we're at The Creek in the Cave.

00:17:01.000 I'm telling you, I watched Bonnie's full set. 0.98

00:17:04.000 I fucking went up to her afterwards crying. 0.98

00:17:06.000 Like, I'm so glad I'm friends with her. 0.99

00:17:07.000 She's so funny.

00:17:08.000 She's just the real deal. 0.99

00:17:09.000 There's no bullshit. 1.00

00:17:10.000 She said some of the funniest shit I have ever fucking heard in my life. 1.00

00:17:14.000 Her crowd work, I mean, she's like unmatched. 0.99

00:17:17.000 And I'm just so...

00:17:21.000 27 years, I think?

00:17:22.000 Something crazy like that?

00:17:24.000 Yeah.

00:17:25.000 It might have been more.

00:17:26.000 It might be more than 27 years, which is wild.

00:17:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:30.000 She's such a fucking killer. 1.00

00:17:32.000 If you go back and look at her specials, too, like her HBO special, it was right when I started comedy. 1.00

00:17:37.000 I think she did it.

00:17:38.000 It's still, from beginning to end, amazing.

00:17:41.000 She's just a really smart person, period.

00:17:45.000 Her and Rich, are they still doing their podcasts?

00:17:48.000 Yeah, they are. 0.98

00:17:48.000 They're fucking great at that, too. 0.98

00:17:49.000 It's so funny. 0.99

00:17:50.000 She posted a clip where Rich was talking about his lisp, and he was like, people make fun of my lisp, but if I was missing arms, they wouldn't make fun of it.

00:17:57.000 And Bonnie's like, Rich, your lisp has never gotten in the way of your life.

00:18:02.000 And I commented, I was like, it has gotten in the way of my life.

00:18:05.000 LAUGHTER They're just so funny.

00:18:08.000 They're just calling each other out.

00:18:10.000 Bonnie and I were talking about it today.

00:18:12.000 Rich is such a good dude.

00:18:15.000 He just has a person that challenges him on every angle. 0.86

00:18:18.000 That's why they're so fucking funny, dude. 0.61

00:18:20.000 They just have two people that are just bop, bop, bop, bop. 0.95

00:18:22.000 Well, he can take it better than anybody I've ever met in my life.

00:18:26.000 When we used to be an anti, not anymore.

00:18:28.000 Oh, okay.

00:18:28.000 After the thing.

00:18:31.000 It all ended. 0.97

00:18:32.000 But when we used to do Opie and Anthony together, he could fucking take it better than anybody. 0.87

00:18:37.000 When everybody was piling on, Rich was the best. 0.89

00:18:40.000 Yeah, he's so funny.

00:18:41.000 He can fight his way out.

00:18:42.000 It's like that scene, and did you watch Game of Thrones?

00:18:45.000 Yeah.

00:18:45.000 Do you remember the fight scene where they were all piling on him, on Jon Snow, and he got out?

00:18:49.000 That's how I imagine Rich, when people are making fun of him.

00:18:52.000 Well, he just...

00:18:53.000 It doesn't seem to bother him.

00:18:55.000 Like, he'll fire back, but it doesn't seem to hurt his feelings.

00:18:58.000 He doesn't care if he, like, if one fires and it doesn't go?

00:19:01.000 No, he takes wings.

00:19:02.000 Yeah.

00:19:02.000 But he...

00:19:03.000 I used to sit next to him.

00:19:04.000 We would do Judge Rose Battle at the stand in New York, and I always sat next to him.

00:19:07.000 I was like, I love sitting next to Dum Dum. 0.95

00:19:09.000 He would ask questions about, like, what the rules of the show were.

00:19:12.000 I'm like...

00:19:13.000 Rich, we've done this 5,000 times together. 1.00

00:19:15.000 You don't know the rules of the fucking show? 1.00

00:19:18.000 He's just such a ding-dong. 1.00

00:19:19.000 I think half of it is for show, though.

00:19:22.000 I think half of it is like...

00:19:23.000 No, I was talking to Bonnie about it.

00:19:26.000 Something happens on stage.

00:19:27.000 He can pull facts that he doesn't know offstage.

00:19:30.000 He becomes a thing.

00:19:32.000 He's brilliant on stage, and then he's just like...

00:19:35.000 Well, he has to be because he can work the crowd so well.

00:19:38.000 He's so good at working the crowd.

00:19:39.000 Yeah.

00:19:40.000 He's a wizard at work in the crowd.

00:19:42.000 You know what else?

00:19:43.000 This is how fearless that guy is. 0.98

00:19:44.000 They used to do this thing on Open Anthony where he would grab a microphone and walk into a fucking laundromat and just start doing stand-up. 0.98

00:19:50.000 It was cringe. 0.96

00:19:52.000 People would be waiting in line at a deli.

00:19:54.000 He would go, you know, the other day I saw.

00:19:55.000 Oh my God.

00:19:56.000 And he would just start doing stand-up. 0.99

00:19:58.000 And people would be like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:20:01.000 And bombing and didn't care. 0.99

00:20:03.000 And they would air it.

00:20:04.000 They would air it on the radio.

00:20:05.000 Of course.

00:20:06.000 We used to do this thing in the old days of Opie and Anthony.

00:20:09.000 They were on terrestrial radio and satellite radio.

00:20:13.000 I forget which one was first.

00:20:15.000 I think terrestrial was first and satellite was second.

00:20:18.000 But we would do one radio show and then we would walk down the street to the second place.

00:20:24.000 And while we were walking, they were broadcasting.

00:20:28.000 So we were Broadcasting with wireless microphones walking down the street to the next place. 0.97

00:20:34.000 That's so funny I always want to do a podcast where I'm like on the street where I just do like a It's just an hour of me walking around talking shit to the camera and then like fucking with people on the street You should do it on 6th Street. 0.90

00:20:44.000 I should well I'm gonna wait for things to cool down. 0.93

00:20:47.000 They have cooled down More security.

00:20:51.000 How many different mass shootings are you going to have on one street?

00:20:54.000 I mean, that's a good point, but I think we might have just put it in the universe.

00:20:58.000 The odds are...

00:20:59.000 I keep missing all of these crazy events.

00:21:02.000 I was in Nashville right the day before that bombing and before the truck drove into Zany's.

00:21:08.000 Oh, I'm sensing a pattern.

00:21:10.000 I don't want to say it's me, guys, but...

00:21:16.000 I have a lot of power.

00:21:17.000 The zany's truck.

00:21:17.000 What happened there?

00:21:18.000 The guy just left the truck and forgot to put the brake on or something?

00:21:20.000 I never found out the story, but I was supposed to do a show the night before, and I canceled because I was tired, and that was a lesson.

00:21:27.000 Never cancel a show.

00:21:29.000 Do a show. 1.00

00:21:30.000 The fucking work film. 1.00

00:21:30.000 Well, you never should cancel a show because you're tired. 1.00

00:21:33.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:21:34.000 Because once you get there, you'll fire up.

00:21:36.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:21:37.000 I've never had the hiccups on stage. 0.99

00:21:39.000 I do believe I will shit myself on stage. 0.98

00:21:42.000 I never shit myself on stage, but I've come close. 0.99

00:21:45.000 I've come very close. 0.99

00:21:46.000 You have those sets where you're just crap dusting the audience. 1.00

00:21:49.000 And you're just like, I hope this mic is loud enough for them to not hear this shit. 1.00

00:21:54.000 Oh my god, I forgot. 0.99

00:21:55.000 I've been talking about this on stage, but I've never told you this.

00:21:58.000 I had an opener once.

00:21:59.000 I wish I knew her name.

00:22:01.000 I was doing Dead Crow in North Carolina.

00:22:04.000 What's that?

00:22:05.000 It's a club.

00:22:06.000 It's like a small club.

00:22:07.000 It's cute.

00:22:08.000 I'd love to go back.

00:22:10.000 But next time, warn me about my opener.

00:22:12.000 If my opener is an actual opener, let me know.

00:22:15.000 So there was a girl who was Canadian.

00:22:19.000 And she was really funny.

00:22:20.000 She did her set. 0.95

00:22:22.000 Bonnie McFarlane?

00:22:23.000 No.

00:22:23.000 Bonnie's Canadian.

00:22:24.000 Yes, Bonnie is Canadian and she's amazing and she's my dream friend.

00:22:28.000 I love her.

00:22:31.000 So the girl finishes her set. 0.98

00:22:33.000 She pulls the mic stand down to her crotch. 0.97

00:22:36.000 That's never a good sign. 0.99

00:22:38.000 Did she queef? 0.99

00:22:40.000 Not only did she queef, she pulled her skirt up, fully vagina out, no underwear. 1.00

00:22:46.000 No underwear? 1.00

00:22:47.000 It was a nice vagina. 1.00

00:22:49.000 She showed the audience her vagina? 1.00

00:22:51.000 Yes, and she pulled a kazoo out of her jacket. 1.00

00:22:54.000 She put the kazoo into her vagina and she queefed Adele's hello. 1.00

00:23:00.000 Really? 1.00

00:23:01.000 She was my opener.

00:23:02.000 I had to go on stage.

00:23:02.000 And the whole audience saw it?

00:23:03.000 And it was like, I'm not knocking.

00:23:05.000 It was literally the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

00:23:07.000 If you're closing a show, I then had to go on stage and be like, smells like tuna fish. 1.00

00:23:11.000 I was like, I have to either shove this microphone up my asshole or I just have to eat a dick for fucking 45 minutes to an hour after this. 1.00

00:23:17.000 Every show was just like, um... 1.00

00:23:20.000 If you're in the audience and she's showing her pussy, that's assault. 1.00

00:23:26.000 It is assault, you're right. 1.00

00:23:28.000 It should be illegal.

00:23:29.000 Honestly, it was well...

00:23:30.000 It wasn't well-groomed, but it was...

00:23:33.000 It was just very interesting.

00:23:35.000 Did I ever tell you about the story where Joey Diaz hid in the backstage?

00:23:39.000 There was a woman on stage that was not very funny. 1.00

00:23:42.000 And Joey hid backstage and took his pants off. 0.99

00:23:45.000 And whenever she would hit her punchline, he would open up the curtain and shake his balls. 0.99

00:23:49.000 Oh my god. 0.99

00:23:49.000 And then close the curtain and she was murdering. 0.99

00:23:52.000 She's... 1.00

00:23:55.000 This is like in the 90s.

00:23:56.000 Oh, that's actually sweet.

00:23:57.000 He gave her an experience she would never have.

00:24:00.000 He gave the audience an experience they would never have. 0.99

00:24:05.000 It was so ridiculous. 0.99

00:24:06.000 Was he just doing like the chicken heart? 1.00

00:24:08.000 Or was this dick, he was holding his dick up and just putting his balls on? 1.00

00:24:11.000 No, he just fucking, I don't remember if he was naked or if he had his pants off. 1.00

00:24:16.000 And he would just like... 0.99

00:24:19.000 Oh, I thought he was just exposing just the heart.

00:24:22.000 No, no, the curtain in the OR. He was pantsless behind it.

00:24:27.000 I didn't even know you could go behind that.

00:24:29.000 You can go behind it, apparently.

00:24:30.000 I think I've tried and almost fallen backwards.

00:24:32.000 There's not a lot of room.

00:24:34.000 I don't even know how you get there.

00:24:35.000 And especially when you take up a lot of room, Joey, no offense.

00:24:38.000 Yeah, LOL. I don't know.

00:24:40.000 LBS. How did you get there?

00:24:43.000 How does one get there?

00:24:44.000 I guess he must have just had to hide there through a couple acts.

00:24:46.000 That's so funny if he had to stay there.

00:24:48.000 I don't think he hid.

00:24:49.000 I think he snuck in while she was on stage.

00:24:52.000 Oh my god.

00:24:54.000 It was like, in the 90s, the shows there were so...

00:24:57.000 It might not have been the 90s.

00:24:59.000 It might have been like maybe 2000. I don't remember.

00:25:01.000 Anyway, the shows there were so bad that sometimes someone would get on the lineup and they would be on the lineup like quite a bit.

00:25:09.000 And it was death.

00:25:11.000 It was like, this was the death moment. 1.00

00:25:12.000 And you knew that if you had to follow them, fuck, like you have an 1130 spot, they go on before you. 0.99

00:25:18.000 You know that room's going to clear out. 0.99

00:25:19.000 Yeah, I've been that spot.

00:25:21.000 Yeah.

00:25:21.000 The spot after.

00:25:22.000 The spot after.

00:25:23.000 I've been maybe the dead spot a couple times down. 0.96

00:25:26.000 But those fucking shows, when that does happen, those give you an opportunity to really dig in and find out what's actually funny. 0.97

00:25:36.000 Yeah, and it's also... 0.99

00:25:38.000 To have to pick the whole room up is wild.

00:25:41.000 But I would go on after...

00:25:45.000 Someone who would just always clear the room. 0.97

00:25:48.000 I mean, and it would be like a packed, like it would be a night you were on, so it would be like a fucking sold out main room. 0.98

00:25:54.000 And I'm watching everyone get up and leave, so I would always go, all right, you guys can leave if you want, but if you did, I'm going to tell everyone you raped me, so it's up to you. 0.99

00:26:04.000 A white woman, I can do whatever I want. 1.00

00:26:05.000 But it was just like, I always had to do like a save line, you know, because it was like so awkward that everyone was leaving.

00:26:10.000 But what I learned, this is something I taught myself over the pandemic too, that my time on stage is my time on stage.

00:26:15.000 I don't have to bring up what anyone's done before.

00:26:17.000 I just need to reset and just do my thing.

00:26:20.000 And I can call back if I want, yeah.

00:26:22.000 It just takes a little time.

00:26:23.000 It takes a little time to shift them over to your style.

00:26:25.000 That was something that I learned really from watching people in Boston.

00:26:30.000 I learned from watching Dom Herrera in particular.

00:26:33.000 Because Dom Herrera was the only guy that I ever saw that went up at Nick's Comedy Stop and did well after the local headliners.

00:26:39.000 Because they used to do this really sneaky thing where they would take the local headliners, guys like Steve Sweeney and Don Gavin and Kevin Knox, and they would murder.

00:26:47.000 I mean, just murder, murder, murder.

00:26:48.000 Three guys in a row doing like 20 minutes of death.

00:26:51.000 Yeah.

00:26:51.000 And then they put up a national headliner.

00:26:54.000 Yeah.

00:26:54.000 And a lot of guys just died up there.

00:26:57.000 Yeah.

00:26:57.000 And guys quit midweek and like big names.

00:27:00.000 Like guys in movies and shit. 0.99

00:27:01.000 And Dom Herrera went up there and just owned the room. 0.99

00:27:04.000 Just cool, calm and collected.

00:27:06.000 Just went on stage and had a big smile on his face.

00:27:09.000 And it's like, what a nice round of applause for all these guys.

00:27:11.000 Like no nerves.

00:27:12.000 Yeah.

00:27:12.000 And just slid into his material and then eventually took over and was murdering.

00:27:16.000 Yeah, because if you're thinking about this episode before, you're not being in the moment.

00:27:20.000 And I feel like I learned a lot.

00:27:22.000 I used to go after Rick Ingram a lot, and Rick just slaughters with crowd work. 0.98

00:27:25.000 And I used to be scared of that spot, and now I'm like, fucking bring it. 0.98

00:27:29.000 I don't care. 0.97

00:27:30.000 I'm not scared of any spots.

00:27:31.000 This pandemic was, no offense to the people that had a bad one, very good for me.

00:27:35.000 Was it?

00:27:36.000 Yeah, I really- Well, you worked.

00:27:37.000 You worked at it.

00:27:38.000 Yeah.

00:27:38.000 It's good for- Anytime there's a change, obviously it's not good for people that lost their businesses- Right, of course.

00:27:43.000 I was watching this thing today.

00:27:45.000 I was reading this thing today.

00:27:46.000 37% of all small businesses in America are gone for good. 0.99

00:27:50.000 That's fucking crazy. 0.98

00:27:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:53.000 And it's like- How the fuck do they ever come back if they do? 0.91

00:27:58.000 Imagine if you worked for 30 years of your life for something and you built it up and you're getting by and you're doing well and you're making a good living and then all of a sudden it's gone. 0.90

00:28:08.000 Yeah, but you know what?

00:28:09.000 Life is unpredictable and we got to just...

00:28:12.000 Yeah, but this is because of regulations.

00:28:14.000 This isn't really unpredictable.

00:28:16.000 This is just foolishness because Walgreens was open.

00:28:20.000 Target was open.

00:28:22.000 All these different places were open and they told small businesses they couldn't be open.

00:28:25.000 It's not really weird. 1.00

00:28:26.000 It's idiotic. 1.00

00:28:27.000 And there's a lot of people that think that... 1.00

00:28:29.000 I don't want to get into it.

00:28:32.000 It's people that think that it's like an effort, that it was on purpose, and that they recognize that this is an opportunity to get rid of these small businesses and build up these bigger businesses.

00:28:45.000 Yeah.

00:28:46.000 That's what the most cynical and conspiracy-minded amongst us think.

00:28:50.000 They think that they recognize this as an attack on small businesses and an opportunity for big corporations to thrive, because that's what happened to them.

00:29:00.000 A lot of big corporations thrived.

00:29:04.000 Speaking of corporations, I didn't take Adderall or anything today because I'm so excited to be here.

00:29:12.000 Do you take Adderall all the time?

00:29:14.000 No, every once in a while I do.

00:29:16.000 So you take meth?

00:29:18.000 I call it homework coke.

00:29:22.000 I'm like, who needs a paper towel?

00:29:25.000 But, you know, it's good to help you get up and stuff.

00:29:28.000 But it is, yeah, I'm sure.

00:29:29.000 I can't stand behind Adderall as not a...

00:29:32.000 It's an amphetamine.

00:29:34.000 But I, as someone that knows that I'm projecting an Adderall vibe right now...

00:29:39.000 You're not.

00:29:40.000 I am just so excited to be here. 0.84

00:29:43.000 The first time I did your show, I was so fucking nervous.

00:29:45.000 Do you remember that? 0.94

00:29:46.000 I was like...

00:29:46.000 You were a little nervous, but you loosened up.

00:29:48.000 I had so much fun.

00:29:49.000 I had such a good time.

00:29:50.000 Whitney was like a dream.

00:29:52.000 That was so fun.

00:29:52.000 The Whitney episode was like, that was three hours of my life that I cherish.

00:29:58.000 So fun.

00:29:59.000 And then this one, I'm just like, I just couldn't wait to come.

00:30:02.000 Look, I'm wearing your shirt.

00:30:04.000 I know.

00:30:05.000 AnnieLatterman.com. 1.00

00:30:08.000 This black rifle that has 300 milligrams of caffeine, don't fuck with this. 1.00

00:30:12.000 I'm so scared. 1.00

00:30:12.000 Rich mocha? 1.00

00:30:14.000 It's really delicious.

00:30:15.000 Do I get rich if I drink it?

00:30:16.000 No, it's got a rich flavor.

00:30:18.000 You've taught me so much, my king.

00:30:20.000 LAUGHTER The days not too long ago when you were slapping hundreds into my hand.

00:30:27.000 Well, you were broke.

00:30:29.000 I know.

00:30:29.000 No, I really appreciate it.

00:30:30.000 But do you remember when I was going to...

00:30:31.000 I liked when you told me if I got people away from you that were annoying you, you would give me a hundred bucks.

00:30:36.000 And then I was slamming people and you were like, that's my friend. 0.99

00:30:38.000 And I was like, oh shit. 0.99

00:30:39.000 I like misread it. 1.00

00:30:40.000 I was body slamming people into shit. 0.99

00:30:44.000 Yeah, the old parking lot days. 0.99

00:30:46.000 I know, it's fun.

00:30:47.000 Listen, it's getting, it's in an interesting place right now because it's not like full capacity, the Comedy Store, but it's really fun.

00:30:53.000 Are you going to come back and visit us soon?

00:30:54.000 Yes, for sure.

00:30:55.000 Yeah, when I'm in L.A., I'll definitely come back.

00:30:57.000 You got to come back because it's, we miss you.

00:30:58.000 I'm on a plan, I'm on a plan like a weekend, do a weekend there. 0.96

00:31:01.000 Just take a trip and see the homeless shelters and shit. 0.97

00:31:05.000 Well, listen, you lied to me about the homeless people here. 0.99

00:31:09.000 They cleared out Town Hall today.

00:31:11.000 Well, today I didn't drive.

00:31:13.000 Yesterday they weren't cleared out.

00:31:14.000 I saw a woman, bottomless, okay?

00:31:17.000 Congratulations.

00:31:18.000 Here.

00:31:19.000 And by the way, our homeless people, can I just say?

00:31:21.000 No.

00:31:22.000 Our homeless people in L.A. at least are cute because they were trying to be actors at one point.

00:31:25.000 No, they're not.

00:31:25.000 They were trying to be actors.

00:31:26.000 How are you fat and homeless? 0.98

00:31:28.000 How are you obese and homeless? 0.99

00:31:30.000 Because there's a lot of food out here. 0.97

00:31:31.000 The Tex-Mex is really fatty.

00:31:33.000 But there's a lot of services out here, unfortunately, or fortunately, depending upon whether or not you want to...

00:31:40.000 We've just got to figure out...

00:31:41.000 Listen, I don't want to look at homeless people like they're the enemy or anything.

00:31:44.000 Obviously, it's...

00:31:45.000 They're not the enemy.

00:31:46.000 It's unfortunate, but it didn't used to be like this.

00:31:49.000 And you've got to think, is it really like that many more people are homeless, or is it that they don't go to shelters anymore and now they're camping?

00:31:57.000 Because that's the argument about it in here.

00:31:59.000 I don't know.

00:32:00.000 I haven't really done any research.

00:32:01.000 But the people that I know that are paying attention say a lot of what happened was when they lifted the ban on camping, the outdoor camping thing, all these people that used to stay in these shelters decided to just camp.

00:32:15.000 And they could do drugs.

00:32:16.000 They could do drugs. 1.00

00:32:17.000 Nobody fucks with them. 0.99

00:32:18.000 And then they go back to the shelters if they want food. 0.99

00:32:21.000 I mean, my neighborhood, I just moved out. 0.84

00:32:23.000 I used to live near the Grove and I had to move out of there because it was so fucking dangerous because it's like meth addicts.

00:32:30.000 It's not just like people that are hard on their luck. 0.97

00:32:33.000 Like it's drug addicts who are like violent. 0.99

00:32:35.000 My I had the citizens app was just pops up with all the fucking horrible things happening, which is like what a nightmare. 0.97

00:32:40.000 But I'm glad I saw it because there was one one time I'm out walking my dog. 0.97

00:32:44.000 And a fucking homeless guy went into some guy's backyard, just random dude. 0.99

00:32:49.000 He goes out. 1.00

00:32:50.000 He's like, what are you doing in my backyard? 1.00

00:32:51.000 Stabs him in the fucking neck. 1.00

00:32:52.000 That homeless guy was like on the run for the whole day just with a knife. 1.00

00:32:56.000 He assaulted one other person, but he killed that guy.

00:32:58.000 That was my street.

00:32:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:01.000 That's fucked. 1.00

00:33:01.000 Like, I'm just walking my dog? 1.00

00:33:03.000 Well, and cops don't do anything. 0.99

00:33:04.000 If someone jumps into someone's backyard, they don't arrest them.

00:33:07.000 Like, you have to do, like, $900 worth of theft before they'll even arrest you.

00:33:12.000 Really?

00:33:12.000 And if they do arrest you, they just put you right back on the street again.

00:33:14.000 And has it always been that way, or is this after the defunding?

00:33:16.000 After the defunding.

00:33:18.000 Yeah.

00:33:18.000 The defunding of the police in Austin's been a disaster, too.

00:33:21.000 And New York.

00:33:22.000 New York's been a disaster.

00:33:23.000 It's terrible everywhere.

00:33:25.000 It's a terrible idea. 0.99

00:33:26.000 Also, the idea that you're going to send social workers to handle someone's domestic violence case is fucking bananas. 0.97

00:33:34.000 And there's a lot of people that don't understand violence that think that's okay. 0.97

00:33:37.000 And they have this utopian idea of like, we don't need the police, man.

00:33:44.000 We were talking about defunding the police.

00:33:45.000 We're talking about defunding the police.

00:33:48.000 That's what we mean. 1.00

00:33:49.000 And then guess what, fuckface? 1.00

00:33:50.000 When there's crazy gang lords roaming the streets controlling everything, like certain parts of New York, and then people get murdered. 0.99

00:33:58.000 You made it sound really cool.

00:33:59.000 These gang lords, they're wearing their pimp jackets.

00:34:03.000 But people in gangs are...

00:34:06.000 Look, this is...

00:34:07.000 What's happening in Mexico could easily happen here with no police presence.

00:34:11.000 People have to understand that.

00:34:12.000 Diarrhea when you drink the water?

00:34:14.000 I'm not quite familiar with what's going on.

00:34:15.000 No, cartels.

00:34:18.000 Violent cartels.

00:34:20.000 Cartels.

00:34:20.000 It reminds me of cartoons.

00:34:21.000 My shirt.

00:34:22.000 I don't think it's the same.

00:34:23.000 It's a different word.

00:34:24.000 Okay.

00:34:26.000 Yeah, no, it was really weird because I was in the area that I lived.

00:34:30.000 That's where Tony lived, too.

00:34:32.000 Yeah, they burned cop cars very near my house.

00:34:34.000 He used to love that area.

00:34:36.000 It was so beautiful.

00:34:37.000 It was so nice.

00:34:38.000 And now it's all full of tents.

00:34:39.000 It was really rough. 0.99

00:34:41.000 Do you know that they're spending fucking... 0.99

00:34:43.000 Oh, you ready for this, Jamie? 0.99

00:34:45.000 How about this? 0.98

00:34:45.000 I'm going to send you this, Jamie, because this is fucking crazy. 0.98

00:34:48.000 But as we're talking shit on Los Angeles, there's still at-home people here. 0.99

00:34:51.000 Well, it's nothing in comparison. 0.99

00:34:55.000 It's a smaller town!

00:34:56.000 What's this?

00:34:57.000 It's an Instagram account, yeah.

00:34:59.000 Street People of Los Angeles.

00:35:01.000 Street People of Los Angeles is good.

00:35:03.000 Gutter People of Los Angeles is better.

00:35:04.000 That's my favorite one.

00:35:06.000 Oh my god.

00:35:06.000 You guys, this is sad.

00:35:07.000 This is the video I was looking at when you're talking about this activist lady is trying to, I guess, help, but there's also a guy with a machete just standing right behind her. 0.99

00:35:15.000 Jamie, when you watched this the first time, what part did you come?

00:35:19.000 He comes all the time.

00:35:20.000 He just comes multiple times.

00:35:22.000 Not as much as Tom Segura, but...

00:35:24.000 Yeah, not like Tom.

00:35:25.000 I'm going to send you something, Jamie.

00:35:27.000 This is...

00:35:28.000 You remember how Coleon Noir was on and he was talking about how the reason why the homeless situation never gets fixed is because so many people...

00:35:43.000 I thought there was no money.

00:35:45.000 That's not the case.

00:35:47.000 Hundreds of millions of dollars get spent on the homeless.

00:35:49.000 And thank you for your contribution to that, rich man.

00:35:52.000 But you know where it goes to?

00:35:53.000 It goes to the salaries of people working on the homeless.

00:35:55.000 So someone posted all the salaries of all these people.

00:36:00.000 Look, they're all like six figures and more.

00:36:03.000 Look at it.

00:36:04.000 $254,000, $263,000, $198,000, $264,000.

00:36:10.000 They make a shitload of money.

00:36:12.000 You would think it is a job you would want to pay people a lot because you want great money.

00:36:17.000 You want results.

00:36:18.000 This is a puzzle.

00:36:18.000 This is a puzzle someone needs to solve.

00:36:20.000 But you want results.

00:36:21.000 When you get no results, you shouldn't get that much money.

00:36:23.000 Exactly.

00:36:23.000 And there's too many people.

00:36:25.000 There should be, like, a committee of five people that are experts.

00:36:29.000 No, no, no.

00:36:29.000 You need a lot of people to deal with the homeless situation in L.A. It's 100,000 homeless people.

00:36:34.000 You have Boulder, Colorado in L.A. in homeless.

00:36:38.000 Like, take the entire population of Boulder and make it homeless and then put it in L.A. Boulder's the opposite of that.

00:36:45.000 Boulder's just these gorgeous, fit...

00:36:48.000 Hikers.

00:36:49.000 Yeah.

00:36:49.000 They're hot, but they're wearing those toe shoes and Tevas so you wouldn't bang them, but you're like, I understand.

00:36:55.000 They're taking a yoga mat to the top of a cliff.

00:36:57.000 They got a yoga mat.

00:36:58.000 They're wearing Joe Rogan fanny pack.

00:36:59.000 This is a story I heard on the LA News that they bought these things for the homeless shelter situation, and they were just hanging out near a Dodger Stadium unused until someone found them with a drone one day.

00:37:12.000 You know what?

00:37:13.000 That's not going to fix anything either, man.

00:37:15.000 I want one of those.

00:37:16.000 They spent a bunch of money on it.

00:37:17.000 Right, but here, so then you're going to get homeless people and they're going to live in these things.

00:37:21.000 They're going to make it so nasty. 0.97

00:37:21.000 However the way they want to. 0.97

00:37:23.000 This guy's talking around.

00:37:25.000 They're going to live however the way they want to in those things.

00:37:29.000 Up there, just doing drugs and lighting things on fire.

00:37:32.000 And it's like nice living in LA. It's like the weather's beautiful.

00:37:36.000 Pretty nice.

00:37:36.000 Well, that's why they like to go down to the beach.

00:37:38.000 It's very, you know, it's very maintained.

00:37:41.000 The ocean air comes off.

00:37:42.000 I think what they're doing, I know they have beachfront property.

00:37:46.000 They do.

00:37:46.000 They're putting decks on.

00:37:47.000 I'm like, you guys, this is crazy.

00:37:48.000 You guys are living a better life than me.

00:37:50.000 Venice is bananas.

00:37:51.000 But Venice is, I think they did something where you can't loiter or litter or something.

00:37:57.000 So now the homeless people are like cleaning.

00:38:00.000 It's like cleaner.

00:38:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:01.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:38:02.000 Or they can arrest them. 1.00

00:38:03.000 You can't camp.

00:38:04.000 How about that? 1.00

00:38:04.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:38:05.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:06.000 And you know what's weird?

00:38:06.000 You know what I noticed the other day?

00:38:08.000 There's people that are not quite homeless yet.

00:38:11.000 That's how you know.

00:38:12.000 It's like these are drug addicts.

00:38:13.000 It's like people that are not...

00:38:14.000 You see them leaning into that life where you're like...

00:38:17.000 If they weren't allowed to camp, they would probably... 1.00

00:38:21.000 It's just the whole thing is dumb. 0.99

00:38:24.000 You can't allow people to just camp on streets in the middle of nowhere. 0.99

00:38:27.000 You just can't.

00:38:28.000 You just can't.

00:38:29.000 In the middle of your streets, put tents up.

00:38:31.000 You just can't allow that.

00:38:33.000 They passed a ban on it here, and today is supposed to be the day that the second phase goes into effect.

00:38:39.000 I was going to say, because I can't allow my king to tell me there's no homeless people in his town.

00:38:44.000 No, there's homeless people.

00:38:45.000 There's just not a lot.

00:38:46.000 Yes, there are.

00:38:47.000 No, there's 2,000.

00:38:49.000 2,000 to 3,000.

00:38:50.000 It's a small place.

00:38:51.000 I see them everywhere.

00:38:52.000 Well, there's a lot.

00:38:52.000 I mean, in terms of like visually.

00:38:54.000 I'm telling you, I saw this obese homeless woman, bottomless, running across. 1.00

00:38:58.000 I mean, the amount of vaginas I see in this goddamn business. 1.00

00:39:01.000 But she was running across wearing a mask. 1.00

00:39:03.000 I was like, I was promised no masks and no homeless people.

00:39:06.000 And I'm getting a mixture of both.

00:39:08.000 Well, this is the most progressive, air quotes, city in Texas, so you'd get a lot of people that are still scared of the Rona.

00:39:14.000 They could double mask up when you go outside.

00:39:17.000 You know what I will say about the masks, though?

00:39:19.000 What?

00:39:20.000 I'm ready for them to be done, but on an airplane, I used to get sick all the time traveling.

00:39:25.000 I might be one of the people that wears that mask, because I judged the Asians back in the day for wearing the masks on the plane. 1.00

00:39:31.000 I don't know if that's what it is.

00:39:34.000 I think you are traveling a lot less now and I also think you're probably taking care of yourself a little bit better because you're worried about the Rona.

00:39:41.000 Like most people now are starting to take vitamins and most people are really aware of vitamin C or vitamin D rather.

00:39:47.000 They just did a study that showed that vitamin D deficiency is a bigger comorbidity factor than even being obese.

00:39:56.000 Now the vitamin D you're talking about, is that the same you get from the sun?

00:39:59.000 It's better if you get it from the sun.

00:40:01.000 Yeah.

00:40:01.000 But you can supplement and it's adequate.

00:40:04.000 Am I noticing a tan on you or am I making that up?

00:40:06.000 I go outside.

00:40:08.000 You do?

00:40:08.000 I go outside.

00:40:09.000 Now, last night when I was talking to you on the phone and you were yawning, is that because you had been in the sauna?

00:40:13.000 I was yawning on the phone?

00:40:14.000 You seemed tired and I kept going.

00:40:16.000 I did not read the room.

00:40:18.000 I probably just yawned.

00:40:20.000 Oh, really?

00:40:20.000 Yeah, but I was in the sauna last night.

00:40:22.000 Because I saw the sauna picture.

00:40:23.000 Did I talk to you after the sauna?

00:40:24.000 No.

00:40:25.000 I don't remember.

00:40:25.000 I think so.

00:40:26.000 I think I got Alisana when I called you.

00:40:28.000 Yeah.

00:40:28.000 I don't remember though.

00:40:29.000 I'm not sure.

00:40:30.000 It's just that I do it every night.

00:40:31.000 It's like a thing that I do. 0.99

00:40:33.000 I just fucking... 0.99

00:40:34.000 It's fine until the last 10 minutes. 0.99

00:40:36.000 The last 10 minutes when I write these sappy posts on Instagram, like I am almost dead.

00:40:41.000 I love when you're emotional roguey.

00:40:45.000 Well, I'm very introspective, and I feel very vulnerable when I come out of that place, and I feel like that's a good thing to express, because I think a lot of people feel vulnerable, and I think a lot of people also see people that are doing well, and they think they're never vulnerable.

00:40:58.000 Like, I make myself vulnerable.

00:41:00.000 Yeah.

00:41:00.000 You know, I make myself vulnerable through workouts.

00:41:02.000 I make myself vulnerable through jujitsu and sauna and all kinds, and, you know, stage, creating comedy and all that shit, too, but everybody's vulnerable.

00:41:12.000 It's important.

00:41:13.000 It's important to express and it helps people understand their own thing better.

00:41:17.000 Yeah.

00:41:17.000 When you do jiu-jitsu, you train with like, you're not in a class, right?

00:41:21.000 Sometimes.

00:41:21.000 Yeah.

00:41:22.000 But I've been doing, out here I've been doing a lot of privates because I'm trying to learn the leg lock game.

00:41:26.000 I'm trying to, because when I was doing jiu-jitsu regularly, it wasn't, the leg lock revolution really happened about five years ago and I missed it.

00:41:36.000 So I understand it in a crude sense, but I don't understand it like I know the rest of Jiu-Jitsu.

00:41:42.000 I'm a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu, but I'm not a black belt in leg locks.

00:41:45.000 We always did a leg lock warm-up every day in every class.

00:41:49.000 But honestly, I'm like...

00:41:53.000 Do I want to go back?

00:41:54.000 Do you want to go back?

00:41:55.000 I don't know.

00:41:55.000 I have to think about it.

00:41:56.000 Did you enjoy it?

00:41:57.000 I did very much enjoy it.

00:41:59.000 It's fun because it was like...

00:42:00.000 There was a lot of girls, right? 1.00

00:42:00.000 There was a lot of girls. 1.00

00:42:01.000 Yeah, there were girls. 1.00

00:42:01.000 I didn't feel like that was an issue, but it just was... 1.00

00:42:05.000 It's dirty.

00:42:08.000 It is dirty.

00:42:09.000 You can't get sick.

00:42:09.000 Nobody washes their rash guards well.

00:42:12.000 Oh, really?

00:42:12.000 They're mildewy.

00:42:13.000 Yeah.

00:42:14.000 They smell?

00:42:14.000 Yes.

00:42:15.000 That's the worst.

00:42:16.000 When you're rolling with someone and they stink, it's rough.

00:42:17.000 And it's like, I know it's not about that, so I'm trying to like, you know, mind over matter.

00:42:21.000 It's like, again, I'm on fear factor.

00:42:24.000 But it's just like, and the ball sweat and all of it, it's just a lot.

00:42:28.000 And you get someone that's the most sweaty. 0.98

00:42:30.000 I bet you're fucking sweaty as shit when you're- Oh, I sweat like crazy. 0.99

00:42:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:33.000 I'm sweaty too, I mean.

00:42:34.000 But that's because I put in effort and I drink a lot of water.

00:42:37.000 Yeah.

00:42:38.000 You're supposed to sweat. 0.99

00:42:39.000 I've been drinking mad fucking water. 0.99

00:42:41.000 Mad water? 1.00

00:42:42.000 What is that?

00:42:43.000 It's a new type of water.

00:42:45.000 Sponsored by Mad TV. No, just a lot of water.

00:42:48.000 It's so good.

00:42:51.000 Oh, did you pause?

00:42:51.000 I coughed.

00:42:52.000 I coughed.

00:42:53.000 It made it louder on mine.

00:42:55.000 No, it didn't. 1.00

00:42:56.000 I thought you were going to be like, move it along, bitch. 1.00

00:42:58.000 Nobody wants to hear about your water intake. 1.00

00:43:03.000 That's the cough button.

00:43:05.000 We're like a regular radio show. 1.00

00:43:06.000 I don't like that you stupid bitch tone. 1.00

00:43:08.000 What's that? 1.00

00:43:09.000 I don't like that you stupid bitch tone. 1.00

00:43:11.000 What do you mean you stupid bitch tone? 1.00

00:43:12.000 I didn't know I had this. 1.00

00:43:14.000 What are you saying? 1.00

00:43:16.000 Your stupid bitch tone? 1.00

00:43:17.000 You're saying I had a tone with you? 1.00

00:43:19.000 No, I'm just explaining it to you. 0.99

00:43:21.000 You're so fucking sensitive for you. 0.99

00:43:23.000 I'm wearing your shirt. 0.98

00:43:24.000 You know I love you.

00:43:25.000 Jesus Christ.

00:43:26.000 No, I know you love me.

00:43:27.000 I do.

00:43:28.000 I was telling Jamie I use your Tumblr.

00:43:30.000 Oh, do you?

00:43:31.000 I drink my JRE Tumblr all the time.

00:43:32.000 Out of your Yeti Tumblr? 0.97

00:43:33.000 My Yeti.

00:43:34.000 Nice.

00:43:35.000 So you're back doing shows.

00:43:39.000 I'm doing shows.

00:43:39.000 I'm having the most fun on the road.

00:43:41.000 I'm on the road.

00:43:41.000 You can check out my tour dates.

00:43:43.000 Do you bring anybody with you?

00:43:44.000 I'm trying to find the right person to bring with me because it's such a vibe.

00:43:48.000 You need someone that's cool to hang out with that knows boundaries if I don't want to hang out too much.

00:43:52.000 Because I found the couple gigs that I've done, even though my openers are really nice, I can't handle that.

00:43:58.000 The questions, the energy is something I'm not interested in doing.

00:44:01.000 Sometimes it's rough when you're trying to get ready for a show and they want to talk to you about stuff and ask questions and you're writing notes and you're like, hey man.

00:44:08.000 Yeah, I don't want to be rude.

00:44:09.000 I don't want to be one of those people that's like, no one's allowed in the green room, but it's like, no one's allowed in the green room.

00:44:14.000 I can't.

00:44:14.000 Unless I find the right person.

00:44:16.000 Well, the worst is when they bring friends.

00:44:18.000 Like you have an opening act and they bring three friends in the green room and they start taking pictures.

00:44:22.000 You're like, hey, hey, hey.

00:44:23.000 What are we doing here?

00:44:24.000 This is work.

00:44:25.000 I know.

00:44:26.000 And it's always up my feet.

00:44:27.000 I'm like, those can't get out.

00:44:28.000 Don't you pixelate them all?

00:44:30.000 I do.

00:44:30.000 I've been pixelating.

00:44:31.000 Quickly.

00:44:34.000 So I'm doing two really incredible shows that I'm really excited about.

00:44:39.000 My main tour is going to start in the fall, but I have a bunch of shows.

00:44:43.000 I'm going all over the place, so go to my website.

00:44:45.000 You're trying to do small places?

00:44:47.000 I'm doing clubs, and then I'm doing Caroline's, which was where I first started.

00:44:52.000 That was your first show?

00:44:53.000 It wasn't my first spot, but it was my first weekend.

00:44:57.000 I worked with Jim Norton.

00:44:58.000 It was my first weekend working.

00:45:01.000 Oh, that's nice.

00:45:01.000 It was so fun.

00:45:02.000 And I did their March Madness contest where I waited in line like it was last comic standing.

00:45:07.000 And I did one minute in front of Lewis.

00:45:09.000 And I got passed on to the next round.

00:45:11.000 And I got really far.

00:45:12.000 And that was very early in my career.

00:45:14.000 And then they kept my...

00:45:15.000 My stuff and then Norton likes to have a female opener so it balances his act.

00:45:22.000 And so he picked me and I opened for him and then I went on the road with him for about a year or two.

00:45:27.000 That's awesome.

00:45:28.000 And learned so much.

00:45:29.000 But I'm going back to headline for the first time in August.

00:45:32.000 I'm so excited.

00:45:33.000 That's your first time ever headlining in Caroline's?

00:45:35.000 Caroline's, yes.

00:45:35.000 So it's like this weird full circle.

00:45:37.000 I'm just having such a good time coming back.

00:45:40.000 I'm going to all these different places.

00:45:41.000 My...

00:45:43.000 I'm also doing a show for the Eagles.

00:45:46.000 Not the band.

00:45:48.000 Philadelphia?

00:45:49.000 Where I'm from.

00:45:49.000 So I'm going back to Philadelphia at the Lincoln Financial Field.

00:45:52.000 I'm doing the stadium that they play in.

00:45:55.000 It's through the Eagles.

00:45:56.000 It's for this charity called Laughter Heals.

00:45:58.000 How many people are going to be there?

00:46:00.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:46:01.000 That's like 50,000 people or some shit, right?

00:46:03.000 It's going to be so fun, but it's like a lot of Philly acts. 0.97

00:46:05.000 It's going to be Big J. Are you going to say cunt in front of 50,000 people? 0.98

00:46:08.000 Of course I'll say cunt. 1.00

00:46:09.000 That's weird. 1.00

00:46:10.000 Eleanor Kerrigan's going to be there, so she'll say cunt. 1.00

00:46:12.000 Maybe if I'm bringing her up, I'll be like, this cunt. 1.00

00:46:15.000 Steve Simone's going to be on it. 0.99

00:46:17.000 It's really...

00:46:18.000 Craig Shoemaker's putting it together, but it's going to be so fun.

00:46:21.000 Wow.

00:46:22.000 And so it's just an all-comedy show?

00:46:24.000 It's an all-comedy show.

00:46:26.000 In a stadium?

00:46:27.000 Mm-hmm.

00:46:27.000 Jesus.

00:46:28.000 And it's a charity through the Eagles for bringing back the excitement of being back on the road and everything coming back.

00:46:35.000 How long did you take off?

00:46:37.000 I took off a lot of time, Joe.

00:46:40.000 A lot.

00:46:41.000 How many months was it before you went on stage again?

00:46:43.000 I did some shows in Whitney's backyard, which kind of got me back into it.

00:46:47.000 I don't think those count.

00:46:48.000 You don't think those count?

00:46:49.000 No.

00:46:49.000 Okay.

00:46:50.000 I felt like they did, because it really did feel...

00:46:52.000 It was people I didn't know in the audience.

00:46:54.000 No, they definitely count.

00:46:55.000 Oh.

00:46:56.000 It was so fun.

00:46:57.000 I love my queen.

00:46:58.000 She's awesome. 0.83

00:46:59.000 I love her.

00:47:00.000 She's a wild lady. 1.00

00:47:01.000 That lady never stops working. 1.00

00:47:03.000 She's always grinding. 1.00

00:47:04.000 It's really unbelievable.

00:47:05.000 Yeah, there's no end.

00:47:06.000 My boyfriend does clips for her, does like edit stuff for her.

00:47:09.000 And so I see, I mean, this is a 24-7 job.

00:47:12.000 This lady is, her brain is working. 1.00

00:47:14.000 It's always, it's always like, it's always fucking 50 different directions, 100 miles an hour. 0.98

00:47:19.000 And I can always count on her if I need advice, if I need help with something. 0.74

00:47:22.000 She will always find time.

00:47:23.000 Well, she's crazy, but she's wise.

00:47:26.000 I love her.

00:47:26.000 She's very wise.

00:47:28.000 I love her.

00:47:29.000 I mean, I love the hustle.

00:47:32.000 I respect work ethic more than almost anything in this life.

00:47:36.000 When someone's just always out there grinding, not making any excuses, just always hustling.

00:47:40.000 That's her. 0.88

00:47:41.000 She's never like, this business doesn't care about me.

00:47:45.000 I don't get the breaks I deserve.

00:47:48.000 Bob, they want me to prove myself.

00:47:50.000 There's none of that with her.

00:47:51.000 With her, it's go, go, go. 1.00

00:47:52.000 And once you get rid of that shit, which is the stuff that I've really worked on getting rid of over the pandemic, you just fly. 1.00

00:47:57.000 I'm just feeling so good. 1.00

00:47:59.000 I feel like a ray of light.

00:48:00.000 I just feel so good.

00:48:02.000 It's energy.

00:48:03.000 It's energy.

00:48:03.000 Whether you look at it that way or not, like people love to make excuses for why they're not as successful as they think they are.

00:48:09.000 But when you do that, and there's all these other people around you that are killing it, do you really think there's some fucking conspiracy against you? 0.96

00:48:16.000 No. 0.99

00:48:17.000 You're wasting energy.

00:48:18.000 And that same kind of energy that you waste saying, what about me?

00:48:23.000 What about I don't?

00:48:24.000 It's all the energy you can be putting towards.

00:48:26.000 Exactly.

00:48:27.000 It's a 100% energy waster.

00:48:30.000 It's all it is.

00:48:31.000 It doesn't do you any good. 0.96

00:48:32.000 Just the like waiting for Hollywood, like all the cancel culture shit, all that stuff, is you expecting Hollywood to pick you or something? 0.94

00:48:38.000 Do you know what I mean? 0.98

00:48:39.000 It's just negative energy. 0.98

00:48:40.000 It's negative energy for no fucking reason. 0.97

00:48:43.000 And it's also when people see someone like you who's doing well and they'll attack you. 0.96

00:48:47.000 The only reason they're doing that is out of jealousy.

00:48:50.000 That's it.

00:48:51.000 If someone doesn't like you or like your act, who gives a shit? 0.99

00:48:55.000 It doesn't matter. 0.98

00:48:55.000 There's a lot of people that I don't like. 0.98

00:48:57.000 I don't fucking talk about it. 0.93

00:48:58.000 If I work on loving myself, and guys, get ready. 0.98

00:49:03.000 Can you do a fake tear?

00:49:04.000 I very much do.

00:49:05.000 And I did not before.

00:49:06.000 I didn't realize that.

00:49:07.000 When did it start?

00:49:08.000 Over this pandemic.

00:49:10.000 You didn't love yourself before the pandemic?

00:49:11.000 I mean, I liked myself, but I was really mad at myself.

00:49:15.000 I was being hard on myself.

00:49:16.000 For real?

00:49:17.000 Yeah.

00:49:18.000 In what way?

00:49:19.000 What was bothering you?

00:49:22.000 I think that I just had this subconscious belief that I was just bad.

00:49:26.000 It was just from childhood.

00:49:27.000 It was just like this message that I got as a kid, how I perceived how I was treated or something.

00:49:32.000 And I just clung to that.

00:49:34.000 And I look at everything.

00:49:36.000 The way I wasn't making money, the way I felt so like I needed things.

00:49:41.000 And it was because it was low self-esteem.

00:49:43.000 Well, here's what's important.

00:49:44.000 That's most of us.

00:49:46.000 That's most of us.

00:49:47.000 Even me.

00:49:48.000 Yeah, that was me for a long time.

00:49:50.000 Most of us feel inadequate.

00:49:51.000 And then when you become successful, a lot of us have imposter syndrome.

00:49:57.000 And things start doing well.

00:49:58.000 And even though you know you've worked hard, and even though you know, like, oh, that show went well.

00:50:02.000 You still, you feel like an imposter.

00:50:04.000 But I've really worked on not doing that anymore because I would have so much anxiety even performing.

00:50:09.000 This is something I've done every single night, multiple times a night for 12 years.

00:50:12.000 And I'm going to the show going like, I hope they like me or whatever.

00:50:16.000 It's all external validation instead of going like...

00:50:19.000 I'm proud of my work.

00:50:20.000 I love what I do.

00:50:22.000 And I can't wait to get on that stage and do it.

00:50:24.000 And it's just changed everything.

00:50:25.000 And being like, I'm here to entertain these people.

00:50:28.000 We're going to have this experience together.

00:50:29.000 And it's been insane.

00:50:30.000 I just sold out Brea.

00:50:32.000 I'm just starting to sell shows out.

00:50:33.000 That's awesome.

00:50:33.000 Yeah, it's been really amazing.

00:50:36.000 Did you read books?

00:50:38.000 How did you shift?

00:50:39.000 Okay, so I've been listening to this podcast by this guy, Jim Fortin, The Jim Fortin Show.

00:50:44.000 Fortin?

00:50:44.000 Like Norton?

00:50:45.000 Yeah, but with Fortin, yeah.

00:50:46.000 And I signed up for a coaching course of his and it's changed my life.

00:50:50.000 Really?

00:50:51.000 I've never in my life.

00:50:52.000 It's just, it's a 14 week course and each week builds on the next week and it just starts with subconscious reprogramming.

00:51:01.000 So he used to be a hypnotist and he works with a shaman.

00:51:04.000 So it's like brain science and ancient with like spiritual wisdom and it's just been like, I just can't believe it.

00:51:13.000 How'd you find out about him?

00:51:14.000 I randomly was listening to a podcast.

00:51:16.000 I went to, on this podcast, The Adult Chair, that's this really amazing woman, Michelle Chalfant, that I listened to.

00:51:24.000 And then she had him on, and it led me to him.

00:51:26.000 And this just, it's like, I really feel like the universe gave me this curriculum.

00:51:31.000 It's just so cool.

00:51:33.000 The program's just amazing.

00:51:36.000 It's like, no excuses.

00:51:37.000 I'm 100% accountable for my life, 100% of the time.

00:51:40.000 And now that I have that That view, and I do these, I do meditations every night, I do, what do you call it, visualizations, and I'm reprogramming this subconscious thought of like, I'm not worthy, I'm not good enough.

00:51:56.000 And I now, I'm approaching things, I mean, you can get it anywhere.

00:52:00.000 These are all things I've heard before.

00:52:02.000 You know, I've gotten advice from people, I've read a lot of self-help and stuff, but for some reason the way he does it for me is like, at this very moment in my life, is exactly what I need.

00:52:12.000 Wow.

00:52:13.000 So just a big shift.

00:52:14.000 A huge shift.

00:52:15.000 And I feel...

00:52:16.000 Yeah, I just...

00:52:18.000 Money has just...

00:52:19.000 Come your way?

00:52:20.000 Just come my way.

00:52:21.000 Oh, interesting.

00:52:22.000 Congratulations on that.

00:52:24.000 Listen to this.

00:52:25.000 So I was living in this...

00:52:27.000 I was living in this...

00:52:29.000 I mean, it's maybe a laughable amount to other people, but to me it's huge.

00:52:33.000 But I was living in this apartment building when the pandemic hit that...

00:52:39.000 Got bought by another company and they started doing construction.

00:52:43.000 They were like buying people out.

00:52:44.000 For some reason they didn't offer to buy me out.

00:52:46.000 I just wasn't home the day they were knocking on doors.

00:52:48.000 So I was living in a construction zone where they were doing construction around my apartment bottom next to me.

00:52:55.000 I'm just like in hell.

00:52:57.000 I got an ulcer.

00:52:58.000 I was free.

00:52:59.000 I just was like in so much stress.

00:53:00.000 Why didn't you call somebody and see if they'll buy you out?

00:53:02.000 I did, and they refused.

00:53:04.000 Really? 1.00

00:53:05.000 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:53:06.000 We bought everybody else out. 1.00

00:53:07.000 Exactly.

00:53:07.000 And I thought, like, oh, I'll just wait it out.

00:53:10.000 Eventually they'll buy us out.

00:53:11.000 And so I was waiting and waiting and waiting in this terrible environment, miserable, like really like suffering.

00:53:18.000 And my boyfriend and I went to visit our families for the first time after the pandemic.

00:53:24.000 And I just had this, like, loving, wonderful place.

00:53:26.000 I was taking this new course.

00:53:28.000 And one of the things that Jim talks about is, like, do not be a victim of your circumstances.

00:53:34.000 So my circumstances were bad. 0.92

00:53:37.000 You know, my circumstances were that I was living in this shitty apartment.

00:53:40.000 And I was like, I'm too, you know, the past me would have been like, I'm too broke to move. 0.52

00:53:43.000 We came home and they had boarded up, like it was a Black Lives Matter rally, like boarded up the entire front of our building.

00:53:51.000 There was just this little narrow hallway to go into the, it was insane.

00:53:55.000 It's like, I can't live here.

00:53:57.000 They took our laundry away.

00:53:59.000 They moved our mailboxes outside so that homeless people could just take our mail.

00:54:03.000 Really?

00:54:03.000 And yeah, it was just so many crazy things because I think they were just trying to get us to leave, right?

00:54:07.000 But I was in this like fight with them.

00:54:08.000 Was that legal? 0.99

00:54:10.000 I don't think it's legal, but I don't care because I got the fuck out of there. 0.98

00:54:16.000 We were walking up and I said to my boyfriend, I go, this is the last month we live here. 0.99

00:54:20.000 I don't give a shit how we do it. 0.98

00:54:21.000 I open up my mailbox. 0.99

00:54:25.000 There's a letter from the IRS. I start to go to my normal panic like, oh fuck, I owe the IRS money. 0.98

00:54:30.000 Instead, I took a breath. 0.99

00:54:32.000 I'm like, I'm paying money for this course.

00:54:34.000 Let me use this course.

00:54:35.000 I go...

00:54:36.000 I'm not like, you know, money is not a thing I'm scared of or whatever.

00:54:41.000 I open it up.

00:54:42.000 It's a check for $6,000 for a year that they forgot to pay me.

00:54:46.000 So we moved out immediately, got a new lease in a beautiful place near the beach, and it was like done.

00:54:51.000 Do you think you made that happen with your mind?

00:54:53.000 I don't think I made that happen with my mind.

00:54:55.000 Do you think you might have?

00:54:56.000 Maybe.

00:54:57.000 Do you think maybe?

00:54:58.000 Maybe.

00:54:58.000 Do you think Jim would tell you you made it with your mind?

00:55:01.000 I don't...

00:55:02.000 I think...

00:55:03.000 Maybe.

00:55:03.000 Maybe he would say...

00:55:04.000 Female shaman mind. 1.00

00:55:05.000 With my girly shaman mind.

00:55:07.000 Maybe.

00:55:08.000 You know what I've been using too?

00:55:10.000 What?

00:55:11.000 Duncan told me this when he did an episode of my podcast, Mean Spiration, which I'm coming back with my solo podcast, rebranding it soon.

00:55:18.000 You're not going to call it Mean Spiration?

00:55:19.000 I think I'm just going to call it the Annie Letterman Show.

00:55:22.000 I like that better.

00:55:22.000 Yeah.

00:55:23.000 And so subscribe to Annie Letterman YouTube because that will be coming soon.

00:55:27.000 When are you going to start then?

00:55:29.000 I want to start it as soon as possible.

00:55:31.000 Maybe when I go back, maybe in July.

00:55:36.000 But I have ideas for my set.

00:55:38.000 I have a whole vision of what I want to do.

00:55:42.000 You have a set in LA? Mm-hmm.

00:55:45.000 Do you know where you're going to do it? 0.94

00:55:46.000 Don't tell anybody because they'll fucking stalk you, but do you have a spot? 0.77

00:55:49.000 I had a spot I was looking at, but the room's too small, and I'm just open to looking at other studios. 0.95

00:55:55.000 But I'm really excited, and what was I saying?

00:55:59.000 Oh, Duncan came on my podcast.

00:56:03.000 So if you guys do go to my YouTube, watch, look up the Duncan episode.

00:56:07.000 It's my favorite thing I've ever done.

00:56:08.000 He's the best.

00:56:09.000 It was me and Duncan for like two hours.

00:56:10.000 Just, I cried.

00:56:12.000 Like we were just in it.

00:56:13.000 I just love him.

00:56:14.000 He's the best.

00:56:15.000 He is just this sweet ray of light.

00:56:17.000 He brings things out in you.

00:56:19.000 He's just an angel.

00:56:20.000 And I honestly feel like...

00:56:22.000 When I look at him, when I look at you, those are the things that I love about you guys.

00:56:27.000 That's what I aspire to be, is someone that's a light.

00:56:31.000 I don't need to go up there and be mad at an audience.

00:56:34.000 There's no reason.

00:56:35.000 No.

00:56:35.000 This is too much fun.

00:56:36.000 And it's so fun.

00:56:37.000 But he said this thing to me on the podcast where he said, I don't remember the name of the guy whose theory it is, but it's the idea of pro-noia.

00:56:47.000 Did he mention that on your podcast?

00:56:49.000 So it's instead of paranoia, where you're assuming that the universe is conspiring against you, you just assume they're conspiring for you.

00:56:56.000 So that whenever anything happens, and that type of thought process has helped me.

00:57:02.000 Because even if you think about it, if I'm thinking, okay, something horrible happened, oh no, what am I going to do?

00:57:10.000 But if I look at it and I go, oh, this is a shift now, and now I'm moving on to something better, and then I'm looking for the positive and the good opportunities, so...

00:57:19.000 So you're looking at things with a healthier perspective.

00:57:21.000 Yeah.

00:57:21.000 And that in turn leads to more success.

00:57:24.000 Yes.

00:57:25.000 Yeah.

00:57:25.000 And then you're not wasting time.

00:57:27.000 Right. 0.99

00:57:27.000 Doing that woe is me shit. 0.99

00:57:29.000 Right. 1.00

00:57:29.000 Or being why her? 1.00

00:57:31.000 Why him?

00:57:31.000 What about me?

00:57:33.000 Why they?

00:57:34.000 Yeah.

00:57:34.000 Ooh.

00:57:36.000 Non-binary.

00:57:37.000 Got to cover the non-binary folks. 0.99

00:57:38.000 Yeah, that's a really good way to look at things.

00:57:41.000 Everyone has their own challenges.

00:57:43.000 As much as you like to think that they don't, and you like to think that it's all...

00:57:47.000 That's the thing about narcissists, right?

00:57:48.000 They always want to think they're the only ones who are struggling, so they always want to talk about their struggles.

00:57:52.000 But everybody struggles.

00:57:53.000 We're all struggling.

00:57:54.000 It's hard.

00:57:55.000 Life's weird.

00:57:56.000 And even if you're doing well financially, you probably have emotional struggles.

00:58:00.000 There's always things going on.

00:58:03.000 There's no control in this world, so it's like...

00:58:06.000 If there is, it doesn't last.

00:58:08.000 You're renting time here.

00:58:10.000 Yeah.

00:58:10.000 But I feel really...

00:58:12.000 Yeah, I just feel really good.

00:58:14.000 I had a really amazing time with my family this weekend.

00:58:17.000 I posted a video of...

00:58:18.000 I always surprise my nieces.

00:58:20.000 I don't know if you've seen it on my Instagram.

00:58:21.000 No.

00:58:21.000 I'm always like popping out of boxes or something.

00:58:24.000 But I hadn't seen them in a year and a half.

00:58:25.000 So my brother and I made this video.

00:58:28.000 Would you play it, Jamie?

00:58:29.000 It's on my Instagram. 0.98

00:58:30.000 You're gonna die. 0.86

00:58:32.000 Because you're going to laugh.

00:58:32.000 There's some things I want to talk to you about what I did not think through.

00:58:35.000 So when we did this, I was like...

00:58:38.000 They hadn't seen me in so long.

00:58:40.000 I was like, I'll wear my leopard print jacket to help them, so they know it's me ahead of time because they know me by it.

00:58:47.000 But look what happened instead. 0.99

00:58:59.000 She thought I was a fucking tiger. 1.00

00:59:02.000 Look at her stance. 1.00

00:59:03.000 Look how she's squared up.

00:59:08.000 But they're excited to see you.

00:59:10.000 Yeah, they're so excited.

00:59:11.000 They then go inside and see my family and stuff.

00:59:14.000 That's so cute.

00:59:14.000 It's just so funny because they go, we thought you were a tiger, and I didn't even think about that.

00:59:18.000 Oh, that's hilarious. 0.99

00:59:19.000 They were at soccer practice, and then they were in the fucking jungle book. 1.00

00:59:22.000 Oh, dude, last night, okay? 0.99

00:59:24.000 Last night on my security camera, there was a big black cat, like a 60, 70 pound fucking something or another. 0.99

00:59:33.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:59:33.000 Well, I don't know what it is. 0.99

00:59:34.000 See, the thing about Texas is, there's a real issue.

00:59:37.000 There's more tigers in captivity in Texas than all of the wild of the world.

00:59:42.000 Really? 1.00

00:59:42.000 Because of rich people wanting- Because assholes. 1.00

00:59:44.000 People just have a fucking fence. 1.00

00:59:46.000 I want a tiger. 1.00

00:59:47.000 And you could just have a tiger here.

00:59:48.000 Yeah.

00:59:48.000 Because of freedom.

00:59:49.000 Freedom, America.

00:59:50.000 Yeah, I get it.

00:59:50.000 Like, zebras.

00:59:52.000 Like, my wife saw a zebra once.

00:59:53.000 She was driving on the road, she saw a zebra. 1.00

00:59:54.000 A fucking zebra? 1.00

00:59:56.000 Zebras just get out, right? 1.00

00:59:57.000 Like people have zebras and they just get out sometimes.

01:00:00.000 Well, whatever this thing was, it's like a black panther.

01:00:04.000 Can you ride a zebra?

01:00:04.000 No, you cannot.

01:00:05.000 Are they short?

01:00:06.000 No, they're horse-sized. 1.00

01:00:08.000 It's a fucking horse, a wild horse that cannot be tamed. 1.00

01:00:11.000 No one has ever been able to tame a zebra. 1.00

01:00:13.000 It's like trying to ride a wolf. 0.98

01:00:15.000 Like, get the fuck out of here. 0.94

01:00:16.000 I relate. 0.99

01:00:16.000 Maybe my spirit animal is a zebra. 0.99

01:00:17.000 Anyway, I'm in the middle of this.

01:00:18.000 Sorry. 0.99

01:00:19.000 Outside of my fucking house, there is a big black cat. 1.00

01:00:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:24.000 Like a black panther.

01:00:25.000 Wow.

01:00:25.000 Like as big as my dog.

01:00:28.000 You know, my dog's like 80 pounds.

01:00:30.000 Yeah.

01:00:30.000 This thing is like that size.

01:00:31.000 Wow. 1.00

01:00:31.000 Probably like a little less than him, but it's a big fucking black cat. 1.00

01:00:36.000 And you see its eyes on the security camera walking down. 1.00

01:00:39.000 And then my neighbor, who walks his fucking dog at night, his dog is like on death's door, right? 1.00

01:00:44.000 It's like sweetheart of a dog. 1.00

01:00:46.000 Yeah, of course.

01:00:47.000 And so he's got a headlamp on.

01:00:48.000 The dog?

01:00:50.000 No, the neighbor. 0.99

01:00:52.000 I'm trying to tell a story and you're fucking up my flow. 1.00

01:00:56.000 This guy is dragging his fucking dog, right? 1.00

01:01:01.000 You know, the dog walks slow and he's kind of pulling him along on the leash. 1.00

01:01:04.000 The cat runs towards them.

01:01:06.000 I'm thinking I'm going to see a murder.

01:01:08.000 Were you a little excited, to be honest?

01:01:10.000 No, no, because I had found out about it after the fact.

01:01:12.000 I know he was okay.

01:01:14.000 But it ran towards him and then decided last second to dart off into the woods.

01:01:19.000 But it heard the footsteps, turned the tail, and it just goes running towards him. 0.99

01:01:25.000 Like it thought he was a fucking deer or something. 0.99

01:01:28.000 But it was creep. 1.00

01:01:29.000 It was a big black cat.

01:01:30.000 Yeah.

01:01:30.000 I'm more concerned, how are these people able to walk their dog so close to my king's home?

01:01:34.000 I don't like this.

01:01:35.000 Wow.

01:01:36.000 They live in the neighborhood.

01:01:38.000 They're walking around. 1.00

01:01:39.000 But this fucking cat is wandering around in a residential neighborhood. 1.00

01:01:45.000 That's crazy. 1.00

01:01:45.000 And it's because it's from someone else's house. 1.00

01:01:47.000 I don't know what it is.

01:01:48.000 When I looked at it, I just typed in black panthers in Texas in the wild.

01:01:54.000 And what comes up is, from not that long ago, it says the wildlife officials say they don't exist in Texas.

01:02:00.000 And what you probably saw is a black hog or otter.

01:02:03.000 And I'm like, that's not possible.

01:02:05.000 I thought you were going to say it was like a Black Panther rally.

01:02:07.000 Listen, I have a video.

01:02:09.000 It's a black cat.

01:02:10.000 There's no doubt about it.

01:02:11.000 No ifs, ands, or buts.

01:02:12.000 And I know what a hog looks like.

01:02:13.000 They look totally different. 1.00

01:02:14.000 A hog is a big bodied thing with little tiny ass legs. 1.00

01:02:18.000 I'm right here, okay? 0.99

01:02:19.000 And I'm still wearing my half shirts. 0.99

01:02:21.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:02:22.000 Black Panthers do not exist in Lone Star State. 0.99

01:02:24.000 That's not true.

01:02:26.000 I don't like Lone Star.

01:02:27.000 It's not so sad.

01:02:28.000 So it could have been private, I guess?

01:02:30.000 Yeah, that's my whole point.

01:02:31.000 Go back up.

01:02:32.000 Listen, that's what it looked like. 1.00

01:02:34.000 No fucking bullshit. 1.00

01:02:35.000 Those hot, beautiful, gorgeous eyes. 1.00

01:02:38.000 That is a hot animal.

01:02:38.000 That is a sexy animal.

01:02:40.000 If I was a girl, I'd want to get fucked by that. 1.00

01:02:41.000 Listen, my dad might be upset, but... 1.00

01:02:43.000 If I was a girl cat? 0.83

01:02:45.000 See, those things, Black Panthers, what they are is the spots, but the spots are all over their whole body. 1.00

01:02:52.000 Oh, really?

01:02:53.000 Yeah, so what that is is like a jaguar.

01:02:55.000 Is their skin, if you shaved it, is their skin dark?

01:02:58.000 I don't believe so.

01:02:59.000 I don't know, though.

01:03:01.000 Might be.

01:03:03.000 Show me, like, Google black jaguar spots.

01:03:10.000 Well, there's this thing.

01:03:12.000 Jaguarundies. 0.99

01:03:13.000 The mystery of the Texas Black Panther sighting solved.

01:03:15.000 What is that?

01:03:16.000 This is the year before that.

01:03:17.000 I don't know.

01:03:17.000 I mean, I saw this, too.

01:03:19.000 Jaguarundies? 0.99

01:03:19.000 Those sound hot. 0.99

01:03:20.000 They come in thongs? 1.00

01:03:21.000 One of my security guys said he saw one in the woods.

01:03:26.000 I think he said he was walking his dog too.

01:03:28.000 He saw one in the woods, a Black Panther.

01:03:31.000 He said it was just like that.

01:03:33.000 He was the one who spotted this thing on the camera.

01:03:37.000 Listen, I have a video of it.

01:03:39.000 I believe you.

01:03:40.000 It's 100% real. 1.00

01:03:41.000 So those assholes from Texas Wildlife need to shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:03:45.000 I got a video. 1.00

01:03:46.000 This thing is a real cat.

01:03:47.000 Well, they probably are saying there's none just in the habitat.

01:03:50.000 But they don't know that.

01:03:51.000 Here's why they don't know that.

01:03:54.000 Jaguars, in particular, have been spotted in the wild in Arizona.

01:03:58.000 And they didn't think they used to exist in Arizona.

01:04:00.000 They thought they were extirpated.

01:04:01.000 Pull up jaguars in Arizona.

01:04:03.000 It's going to be the cars.

01:04:04.000 There's a lot of retired people.

01:04:07.000 I can't help it, Joe.

01:04:08.000 They're new cars.

01:04:09.000 Jaguars, they still make them.

01:04:10.000 What's the car?

01:04:11.000 Okay, when I make my big bucks coming up here, what's my car?

01:04:15.000 I think you need a convertible.

01:04:17.000 Really?

01:04:18.000 I want to test the first thing.

01:04:19.000 See, these are jaguars in Arizona.

01:04:22.000 They're so pretty.

01:04:23.000 Beautiful.

01:04:23.000 Gorgeous animal.

01:04:24.000 You know I want to just wear that jacket.

01:04:27.000 Just get a fake one.

01:04:28.000 Of course.

01:04:29.000 I would never get a real one.

01:04:30.000 Don't murder the Jaguar.

01:04:31.000 I would never.

01:04:32.000 So someone killed that one, the lower left-hand corner.

01:04:34.000 Oh, that's sad.

01:04:35.000 They killed it in Mexico, and that was like a famous Jaguar. 0.91

01:04:39.000 There was one of the two remaining jaguars in the US. It says two remaining jaguars in the US, but I'm pretty sure they killed it in...

01:04:46.000 No, no, no.

01:04:47.000 Go back.

01:04:48.000 Go back.

01:04:50.000 Well, that's really sad.

01:04:51.000 See it in the left-hand corner, right below related images.

01:04:55.000 See known jaguar shown right there.

01:04:58.000 Yeah, click on that one.

01:04:59.000 Because that article, it explains how they know.

01:05:03.000 It roamed southern Arizona in 2016, but they killed it in Mexico.

01:05:08.000 Interesting to wear a matching dress with the background.

01:05:11.000 Does she have a matching jaguar dress? 0.98

01:05:13.000 No, I'm just saying she was wearing a blue with the background was blue.

01:05:16.000 You're such a girl.

01:05:17.000 I can't help it.

01:05:18.000 I tried not to be.

01:05:20.000 I do.

01:05:22.000 Doesn't say.

01:05:23.000 Anyway, I'm 90% sure they killed it in Mexico, but they live in Mexico. 1.00

01:05:28.000 It looks Mexico-ish. 0.98

01:05:29.000 Yeah, it does a little bit.

01:05:30.000 Except look at those slides.

01:05:33.000 They live in, does it say?

01:05:35.000 Killed by a mountain lion hunter.

01:05:38.000 It's a rumor that it was.

01:05:40.000 He heard someone trapped or killed one in Mexico.

01:05:44.000 In Sonora, Mexico.

01:05:46.000 Yeah, that's what I heard too.

01:05:48.000 But my point is that in South America, they're plentiful.

01:05:53.000 They live in the jungle.

01:05:54.000 Like in the Amazon, they're very dangerous.

01:05:56.000 They jack people all the time. 1.00

01:05:57.000 They're big.

01:05:58.000 It's a big animal.

01:05:59.000 What do they do to them?

01:06:00.000 They eat them. 0.99

01:06:01.000 Oh, they kill them? 0.98

01:06:02.000 They eat people. 0.97

01:06:03.000 Yeah.

01:06:04.000 Yeah.

01:06:04.000 Do you know when people do ayahuasca and they do it in the Amazon, they have all these images of jaguars.

01:06:11.000 And there's jaguars and snakes are like a big part of the natural imagery.

01:06:16.000 Yeah, I did mine in Chicago.

01:06:17.000 I was just thinking deep dish pizzas and...

01:06:19.000 They think they're taking on the spirit of the jungle.

01:06:22.000 This is like all the things you're afraid of in the jungle and all the things that are in control in the wild and the powerful forces of the jungle.

01:06:30.000 I don't know.

01:06:31.000 Are you going to do ayahuasca?

01:06:32.000 Yeah, I would definitely do it.

01:06:33.000 I did it with a shaman that came here.

01:06:36.000 I literally did it in San Diego and Chicago.

01:06:39.000 Jamie and I are planning on doing DMT together soon.

01:06:41.000 Can I do it with you?

01:06:42.000 When are you going back home?

01:06:44.000 When are you leaving?

01:06:45.000 Are you leaving today?

01:06:45.000 I am leaving today.

01:06:46.000 Can I do it next time I come?

01:06:48.000 100%.

01:06:48.000 I really would love to do it with you.

01:06:50.000 I did it.

01:06:50.000 Yeah, let's do it.

01:06:51.000 It's so funny.

01:06:52.000 I was talking to Jamie about this guy we know that he would always be hitting the pen and he's like, I think I broke through.

01:06:58.000 And I'm like, dude, that's like an O'Doul's. 1.00

01:07:00.000 You don't know what the shit... 1.00

01:07:01.000 You wouldn't think you broke through. 1.00

01:07:03.000 Yeah, there's no...

01:07:03.000 You don't question whether you had...

01:07:05.000 No.

01:07:06.000 There's no question.

01:07:07.000 This experience.

01:07:07.000 But yeah, I really...

01:07:08.000 Most people take little baby hits.

01:07:10.000 That's my problem.

01:07:10.000 No, I was like...

01:07:11.000 I did this whole ceremony.

01:07:12.000 I took three cups.

01:07:13.000 I was out for about eight hours.

01:07:15.000 Did you see things?

01:07:17.000 Yeah.

01:07:17.000 What'd you say?

01:07:18.000 I saw...

01:07:19.000 Well, it was right after Brody died and I... Oh.

01:07:21.000 It was...

01:07:22.000 Thank God I did it right then.

01:07:23.000 Honestly, it was really helpful because...

01:07:25.000 I was really having this like moment of like hugging him and feeling like how sad he must have felt and then I purged like an egg out of my mouth.

01:07:33.000 It was like an egg and then it got like pushed out and then a bird flew out of my mouth and I think that was like my guilt about surrounding the Brody stuff, you know? 1.00

01:07:42.000 Your guilt about Brody?

01:07:44.000 I had just talked to him that Wednesday before he passed away.

01:07:50.000 He was like, my meds are weird.

01:07:52.000 I'm just not feeling right.

01:07:55.000 It's not an appropriate thought.

01:07:56.000 That's not my responsibility.

01:07:58.000 I couldn't have stopped.

01:07:59.000 I think I was just feeling...

01:08:02.000 It's always that way.

01:08:03.000 Whenever someone kills himself, it's always that horrible feeling where you could have done more.

01:08:08.000 Yeah, but it was really...

01:08:09.000 Brody, I remember Brody had talked to me about his meds years ago, and then he was okay.

01:08:14.000 I remember there was one time where he got off his meds, and he was acting really strange, and he would get real angry on stage, and then a few of his friends reached out to me and said, hey, don't engage with Brody.

01:08:27.000 He's off his meds, and we need to figure out a way to get him back on his meds.

01:08:31.000 Then he got back on him, and he was fine.

01:08:33.000 He was like, I gotta dial him in.

01:08:34.000 I gotta dial him in.

01:08:35.000 Yeah.

01:08:37.000 He was definitely having to manage a lot.

01:08:40.000 What was he on?

01:08:40.000 Do you know?

01:08:41.000 I don't know.

01:08:42.000 I think it was Lexapro, but I don't know.

01:08:44.000 I don't want to say it because I don't know for sure.

01:08:49.000 It was an interesting time for me to do it.

01:08:54.000 I did it with Curtis, Nelson, our boy.

01:08:58.000 Where'd you guys go?

01:09:00.000 Chicago?

01:09:01.000 No, the Chicago one I did without Curtis, but it was the same shaman.

01:09:06.000 We went to this place outside of San Diego.

01:09:09.000 It was in the desert.

01:09:10.000 It was a really beautiful yoga center, retreat center.

01:09:14.000 It was really amazing.

01:09:16.000 I'm really glad I did it.

01:09:17.000 They need to open up centers in this country.

01:09:20.000 They really do.

01:09:22.000 There's so many people that have PTSD. There's so many people that are emotionally damaged that could be helped by this.

01:09:27.000 Especially if they did it with real professionals.

01:09:30.000 Yeah, and they could regulate it with them.

01:09:32.000 They could make sure they're not...

01:09:33.000 Make sure they give them the right dose for their body weight.

01:09:35.000 Make sure they give them real stuff.

01:09:37.000 Make sure they're in a protected environment with counselors so they don't have to worry about being...

01:09:42.000 That's what I was thinking, too.

01:09:43.000 I was like, you know, after...

01:09:44.000 It would have been really cool if I was able to touch base with someone after my experience with ayahuasca, because I do think a lot of the things I learned are now kind of falling into place two years, three years later.

01:09:56.000 But it would have been...

01:09:57.000 Interesting to be able to like record all my thoughts right afterwards and my experience and then have someone that was trained in there to kind of go over it and kind of touch base and integrate back in.

01:10:08.000 Is ayahuasca like DMT in that when you have the experience like afterwards it's so vivid but it goes away quickly like the memory of it.

01:10:16.000 It's almost like your brain is trying to protect you from the memory of the experience.

01:10:21.000 I remember it.

01:10:22.000 I do remember it.

01:10:23.000 And I think that, you know what, I really, and I remember Curtis being like, you should write everything down.

01:10:28.000 And I'm like, I'm doing, like, I can.

01:10:30.000 I was like, so, like, just in this experience.

01:10:33.000 I just had such a beautiful, hard, but gorgeous experience.

01:10:38.000 You know, it was like, So disgusting and beautiful.

01:10:41.000 I always think when people say write things down, that's a good idea.

01:10:44.000 A better idea is recording.

01:10:45.000 Yes, I should have done that.

01:10:46.000 I did a recording of one of my DMT experiences.

01:10:49.000 Yeah, when you just catapult out of the DMT thing.

01:10:56.000 Because it's extended over so many hours.

01:10:59.000 And then the next day, it was this whole weekend process.

01:11:02.000 But it really...

01:11:04.000 I do remember a lot.

01:11:05.000 I dealt a lot with my fear of my own dad's death, which he's not.

01:11:10.000 My dad is still alive.

01:11:11.000 But I was always kind of dealing with this inevitable future pain now.

01:11:17.000 And I was bringing this negativity into my experiences with him.

01:11:20.000 And I had a whole...

01:11:23.000 Like, eulogy for him, and I could feel his, like, body in my body.

01:11:27.000 I'm always like, that's the only time it's okay for your dad to be inside you.

01:11:30.000 But it was like, I could feel, and I was like, he is me, so I'm never going to lose that.

01:11:34.000 Like, we are each other, you know, we're all the same tribe.

01:11:37.000 So I really kind of got that feeling.

01:11:41.000 But it was great.

01:11:42.000 It was really beautiful.

01:11:44.000 The fear of loss, of potential loss, can be really crippling.

01:11:48.000 It really fucks people up when you're worried about losing things.

01:11:51.000 I was having a conversation with this comic in Austin.

01:11:55.000 It was like, the Austin scene right now is so amazing.

01:11:57.000 He's like, I'm worried it's not going to last.

01:12:01.000 And I was like, but it's here right now.

01:12:02.000 Right.

01:12:03.000 I'm like, what are you thinking like that for?

01:12:04.000 Yeah, but man, how long is this going to last?

01:12:07.000 I mean, it's so good.

01:12:07.000 What if it goes away?

01:12:08.000 I go, hey, hey, hey, what is this what if shit? 0.99

01:12:10.000 You know what that is, though? 0.99

01:12:11.000 That's living in the past because that's you going back to an experience where the other shoe has dropped.

01:12:17.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:12:18.000 Well, it's because he's coming up.

01:12:21.000 You know, he's on the way up, right?

01:12:23.000 Tony Hinchcliffe.

01:12:24.000 One day he's going to make it.

01:12:25.000 That's not who it was.

01:12:27.000 He's on his way up and he's not totally confident that, you know, this is...

01:12:32.000 You know, sometimes people have like a path, a career path, and then they divert to try stand-up.

01:12:37.000 They always have this feeling like they have one foot on the other base.

01:12:41.000 Like, well, I could always go back to being a lawyer.

01:12:43.000 And they're like stretching and like, but I want to be a comic. 0.99

01:12:46.000 The saddest shit in the world is when they never commit and then they never make it. 0.98

01:12:50.000 Well, I always look at that too. 1.00

01:12:51.000 Sometimes those people that have had success in another career, they think they have a different type of entitlement.

01:12:58.000 There's a lot of entitlement in comedy.

01:13:00.000 I've suffered from it.

01:13:01.000 I'm very guilty of it.

01:13:03.000 Entitlement how?

01:13:04.000 Well, just like you're not at a place yet and you want it.

01:13:08.000 And you go like, why don't I have this?

01:13:10.000 Like what we were talking about earlier when you're like, these people have this.

01:13:13.000 Why don't I have this?

01:13:13.000 I've changed that because...

01:13:16.000 My path is going to be like no one else's.

01:13:18.000 Your path is like no one else's.

01:13:19.000 There's no pre-written thing.

01:13:22.000 This is an ocean job.

01:13:25.000 They're getting sucked under.

01:13:27.000 You're up on the wave.

01:13:27.000 It's moving all the time.

01:13:29.000 You have no clue.

01:13:29.000 We don't have these land jobs.

01:13:32.000 And for you to think that you were supposed to have something means that There's a specific path that just doesn't exist.

01:13:38.000 But anyway, so these people that have these jobs, that have success in them, then come into comedy, and it's almost like they want this rollover success.

01:13:48.000 Like, because I was here or there, so then they have this, like...

01:13:52.000 Anxiety of not being, like, at that level that they were at this other thing.

01:13:57.000 I've experienced it just with people coming up.

01:13:59.000 And, you know, it's like you just gotta start over.

01:14:02.000 And you gotta just take the hits.

01:14:04.000 But you don't, it's how you get good.

01:14:06.000 Well, you have to just look at what you're doing and improve upon what you're doing.

01:14:11.000 And don't look at it like you have these expectations.

01:14:14.000 The problem is, you know, when people have expectations, oftentimes they're either unrealistic or they're not grounded and centered in the reality of the circumstances you find yourself in.

01:14:24.000 And you wanted things to be better. 0.99

01:14:25.000 Like, people have, like, fucking vision boards. 0.99

01:14:28.000 In three years, I'm going to be on Showtime. 1.00

01:14:29.000 Like, listen, bitch, just fucking get better. 1.00

01:14:32.000 Yeah, and three years if Showtime's around, good luck. 1.00

01:14:35.000 Showtime will be around.

01:14:36.000 Just kidding.

01:14:36.000 How dare you?

01:14:38.000 You're still bitter about the Comedy Store documentary?

01:14:40.000 No, I love the Comedy Store documentary.

01:14:41.000 Could I have had a better...

01:14:43.000 That episode with us was beautiful.

01:14:45.000 It was beautiful.

01:14:46.000 Very happy with it.

01:14:47.000 Yeah, the one on the rooftop?

01:14:48.000 Yeah, it was great.

01:14:49.000 No, the rooftop one I didn't care for.

01:14:51.000 Too edited.

01:14:52.000 It was very edited.

01:14:52.000 We had these long conversations and they took these tiny little snippets up and I was like...

01:14:57.000 Yeah, that was a long, fun, weird night on that rooftop.

01:15:00.000 It was fun.

01:15:01.000 It was a great time.

01:15:02.000 I get to know Paul Rodriguez.

01:15:03.000 I never really hung out with him before.

01:15:04.000 Yeah, Paul was on fire.

01:15:05.000 And we found out that Paul had COVID. Oh, really?

01:15:08.000 He didn't even know.

01:15:09.000 That day?

01:15:09.000 No, no, he had had COVID. Oh, because he got the antibodies?

01:15:13.000 Yeah, we brought in...

01:15:18.000 The tests.

01:15:19.000 We brought in nurses to test everybody. 0.99

01:15:21.000 Because they were worried about everybody being up on the roof together.

01:15:23.000 And I'm like, well, just test everybody. 0.99

01:15:25.000 And then Paul had the fucking antibodies, which is kind of crazy. 0.99

01:15:28.000 He goes, yeah, I was sick. 1.00

01:15:29.000 I didn't know.

01:15:30.000 He goes, but it wasn't that bad. 1.00

01:15:31.000 Paul was like a fucking hardcore partier for 45 fucking years. 0.99

01:15:36.000 He's still sweaty. 1.00

01:15:37.000 He's still up there with his hat all sweaty.

01:15:39.000 Yeah, he was a little sweaty, but Burr was up there with us and Jay Leno.

01:15:43.000 It was a good time.

01:15:44.000 Imagine you're me on that rooftop.

01:15:47.000 I mean, that was amazing.

01:15:48.000 That was so fun.

01:15:49.000 It was the first time I was meeting Jay Leno.

01:15:50.000 Jay Leno was like, I love your stuff.

01:15:52.000 I was like, what?

01:15:54.000 Oh, this was really incredible.

01:15:56.000 That's wild.

01:15:57.000 And the piece that they did on me on that same episode with you was so...

01:16:03.000 I mean, I am really touched by it.

01:16:05.000 I really was very, very...

01:16:06.000 It's validation, right?

01:16:07.000 It was lovely.

01:16:08.000 It's like you're on the path.

01:16:09.000 I was getting texts from like Louie.

01:16:11.000 I was getting texts from all...

01:16:12.000 It was just like...

01:16:12.000 It just felt so good.

01:16:13.000 That's cool.

01:16:14.000 That's very cool.

01:16:15.000 And yeah, it felt great.

01:16:16.000 It was really nice.

01:16:18.000 Yeah, I felt like, you know, whenever there's things like that that have, like, these conversations, to impose a time limit on that.

01:16:26.000 That's the beautiful thing about podcasts, right?

01:16:28.000 As opposed to, like, a regular television show where you have to, you know, it has to be 44 minutes long or whatever it is, with showtime an hour, I guess.

01:16:37.000 But it's...

01:16:37.000 You miss stuff.

01:16:41.000 You have to kill some of it. 0.92

01:16:43.000 It's all about context, right?

01:16:46.000 These conversations that we had on the roof, we were going over road gigs and material, and Jay Leno was all into being clean.

01:16:53.000 That was a very interesting debate.

01:16:56.000 The world missed that.

01:16:58.000 Did he keep it in?

01:16:59.000 I didn't watch that episode.

01:17:00.000 No, he removed it.

01:17:02.000 But Jay Leno is from a time where it mattered if you were clean or dirty, because if you were clean, you could get on television.

01:17:11.000 If you were dirty, you could not, and you would have to work the road. 0.98

01:17:14.000 So his mindset, because he was talking about financial success, which was the most bizarre conversation of all time, because he's sitting next to me, who's super fucking dirty. 0.97

01:17:26.000 And I'm like, okay, I want to be nice because I love Jay Leno. 0.99

01:17:29.000 He's filthy and he's rich. 0.85

01:17:29.000 I'm like, this is so crazy. 0.85

01:17:31.000 I'm right here. 1.00

01:17:32.000 This is such a dumb conversation. 0.99

01:17:34.000 But he maybe doesn't know what is going on with you. 0.99

01:17:37.000 He might just not know because he's paying attention to TV. He knows because I know that him and Binder were talking about me selling out arenas and he didn't believe it.

01:17:45.000 He's like, what?

01:17:46.000 Because he's not on the internet.

01:17:48.000 He's under the hood. 1.00

01:17:50.000 I can turn monkey wrenches and shit. 0.99

01:17:52.000 I know he thinks things are going well, but I just don't think he understands. 0.99

01:17:56.000 It's like he's from a different time.

01:17:58.000 There was no arena sellers.

01:18:00.000 Think about how upsetting that would be if he really got that he had to do all of that stuff and you got to just be yourself. 0.97

01:18:07.000 I mean, that's gotta suck. 0.88

01:18:08.000 He's himself when he does the car show. 0.98

01:18:11.000 Jay Leno is so good on that Jay Leno's Garage. 0.98

01:18:14.000 He's fucking excellent at it. 0.94

01:18:16.000 Coming from someone like me, who's a total gearhead, I fucking love cars, and he loves cars, and I love doing that show with him. 0.98

01:18:24.000 I never enjoyed doing late night talk shows. 0.80

01:18:27.000 Yeah.

01:18:28.000 Because I always felt like it was fun, but it's not fun like hanging out at the store.

01:18:32.000 Yeah.

01:18:32.000 It's not fun like hanging out with a friend.

01:18:34.000 Doing Jay Leno's car show is fun.

01:18:37.000 Because you're doing something you have a common interest, you're chatting.

01:18:39.000 He has it.

01:18:40.000 He has it.

01:18:41.000 He's so plugged in.

01:18:43.000 When you're doing a car show with that guy, he loves it.

01:18:46.000 So I was on his show with my 65 Corvette.

01:18:49.000 So me and him are talking and we're all like, ah!

01:18:52.000 Like the engine and the fucking, the shapes of the cars back then and look at the interior and the manual shifter and all this stuff and it's like we're totally on the same page and synced up and he's 100% himself.

01:19:04.000 Like who Jay Leno is off camera, that's how he is on camera when he's talking about cars.

01:19:09.000 He just gets to be himself.

01:19:10.000 But when he's doing The Tonight Show, he's got to be the host of a television show and it's all buttoned down and it's kind of stiff and you're waiting for the next thing and I just feel like that would be so much pressure.

01:19:20.000 I've known people that have written on those shows, and you see the life leave their eyes.

01:19:25.000 The workload is insane.

01:19:27.000 You have to write a whole new monologue every day.

01:19:29.000 You barely get to test it.

01:19:31.000 Jay used to do Comedy Magic Club in Hermosa every Sunday night, and he would run over a week's worth of material.

01:19:39.000 You'd have to practice it in front of the audience.

01:19:42.000 And so people would come to see it and then hope that they would see those jokes that week on The Tonight Show.

01:19:48.000 But it's like that world is, people that don't understand the world of podcasts, it's a different world now.

01:19:54.000 Like, it's changed.

01:19:55.000 It's like the difference between radio and TV, and then there's TV and podcasts.

01:20:00.000 It's that much of a monumental shift.

01:20:02.000 Do you think Jay would come on and talk to you about it?

01:20:05.000 He has been on.

01:20:05.000 Oh, really?

01:20:06.000 He's been on.

01:20:06.000 He was great.

01:20:07.000 I love him. 1.00

01:20:08.000 He told a fucking story about being at a mob club. 1.00

01:20:11.000 He told a story about doing a gig for a mobster, and the mobster screaming at a priest about having already, I gave you your fucking money, and screaming at this priest. 1.00

01:20:20.000 Like dangerous mobsters. 0.99

01:20:22.000 He told some wild road stories.

01:20:24.000 It was really fun.

01:20:25.000 Yeah, I really...

01:20:26.000 That was a very...

01:20:27.000 I didn't even know I was going to love him as much as I loved him.

01:20:29.000 I mean, I've always been a fan, but it was really...

01:20:31.000 He's great.

01:20:32.000 But he's just from that weird world where they worry about clean or dirty.

01:20:36.000 I was on the stage with Burr and everyone.

01:20:38.000 I'm like, who are you talking to? 0.95

01:20:39.000 Burr's dirty, too. 0.98

01:20:40.000 It's so crazy. 0.99

01:20:41.000 The most successful people here are dirty. 1.00

01:20:43.000 And Britney's fucking dirty, too. 1.00

01:20:44.000 And she's right there, too. 1.00

01:20:45.000 But it's like... 0.99

01:20:46.000 I mean, her fucking special's called Can I Touch It? 0.99

01:20:48.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:20:48.000 But also, he loved my piece in the comedy documentary, and I did a period fucking joke. 0.99

01:20:53.000 You know what I mean? 0.94

01:20:53.000 I'm like... 0.94

01:20:54.000 I just think in his mind, that was his world when he was coming up.

01:20:59.000 And in his world, he was correct.

01:21:03.000 His decisions led him to be much more financially successful.

01:21:07.000 You know all that stuff that he has?

01:21:08.000 Like if you see Jay Leno's garage, he has like 11 garages filled with millions of dollars worth of cars.

01:21:13.000 He bought all that with stand-up money.

01:21:15.000 He never touched his Tonight Show money.

01:21:17.000 Never touched it.

01:21:18.000 All that's in a bank.

01:21:19.000 Does he have kids?

01:21:20.000 No. 1.00

01:21:21.000 That's why he's got that much fucking time to do that kind of shit. 1.00

01:21:25.000 But that was his world back then. 1.00

01:21:28.000 His world was, you gotta be clean.

01:21:30.000 If you want to get on television, the only way to get famous is to be on television.

01:21:35.000 Nowadays, that's not the world.

01:21:36.000 The world is a different place.

01:21:37.000 I had a booker tell me once, I was really happy with my set, too.

01:21:43.000 It was maybe like five years ago.

01:21:44.000 I had just gotten into this stride where I was so happy with my set.

01:21:48.000 And it was dirty, but I was just so happy with it.

01:21:50.000 And this booker was like, you're great and everything, but you need to appeal to a Christian audience.

01:21:56.000 And I was like, what?

01:21:57.000 Who said that?

01:21:58.000 Don't say it.

01:21:59.000 I won't say it.

01:22:00.000 I'll tell you later.

01:22:00.000 You might not know him, honestly.

01:22:02.000 And I forgive him for that, honestly, because I really did hold on to being so pissed at him about that.

01:22:06.000 And I'm like, why did I? He's just trying to help me.

01:22:07.000 It was just his idea of it was so off from what was true to me.

01:22:11.000 And what I'm thinking about, even with this movie I'm writing with Bonnie, My agent, who I do really love, I finally have an agent I love, I can't believe it, Ryan.

01:22:20.000 But he was like, oh, I'm going to set you up with these people that are going to tell you what the different studios are looking for. 0.96

01:22:27.000 I'm like, I don't give a shit what the studios are looking for. 0.97

01:22:29.000 I'm going to make what I love. 0.98

01:22:30.000 And then if they want to get on board, they want to get on board.

01:22:33.000 But I'm no longer here to serve other people.

01:22:36.000 I'm here to make what I love, and that's how I would like to serve other people.

01:22:39.000 Well, that's the best way to do it, because if you do make what you love, it will resonate with people.

01:22:44.000 But if you don't, if you try to make what they love, maybe some people will like it, maybe some people won't, but you won't like it.

01:22:50.000 Right.

01:22:50.000 And if I like it and everyone else hates it, I can take that hit.

01:22:53.000 Because I believe in it.

01:22:54.000 But it won't.

01:22:55.000 If you like it, other people will like it.

01:22:57.000 Ronnie and I are like crying laughing writing this movie.

01:23:00.000 Yeah, I'm telling you.

01:23:01.000 It's going to work.

01:23:01.000 It'll work.

01:23:02.000 Yeah, I'm just so excited. 0.99

01:23:03.000 But there's always going to be people giving you fucking terrible advice like that. 0.98

01:23:06.000 That's just always going to happen. 0.96

01:23:07.000 But also it's such a weird because the industry is changing.

01:23:09.000 Nobody really knows, you know, and the industry folk are really just trying to find their way in.

01:23:15.000 I got yelled at once by this really mediocre comedian when I was an open miker.

01:23:19.000 He was the host of the open mic night, and he was so mediocre.

01:23:23.000 He was just so, like, you know, he was a local middle act that was, like, barely passable.

01:23:30.000 He would get a couple of chuckles on stage.

01:23:32.000 He was nobody's favorite comedian.

01:23:34.000 He just wasn't that good.

01:23:35.000 But when he would see comics doing well, he would give you all kinds of advice and tell you what you were doing wrong.

01:23:42.000 Because he hated talent.

01:23:44.000 It was really weird.

01:23:45.000 Like you could see, there was sparks.

01:23:48.000 So he told me to stop swearing.

01:23:52.000 He told me, try to make all those jokes work without swearing.

01:23:56.000 And I was like, what are you talking about?

01:23:58.000 But isn't that how you talk normally?

01:23:59.000 He goes, yeah, but this isn't normal.

01:24:01.000 You're on stage.

01:24:02.000 I know.

01:24:02.000 It's like, uh...

01:24:03.000 I'm like, okay, you are fucking terrible at this. 0.98

01:24:05.000 Well, some people do do acts. 0.99

01:24:06.000 Like, some people are a character and they heighten themselves and that's...

01:24:09.000 I'm totally cool.

01:24:10.000 That's not what I do, though.

01:24:11.000 I've been spending my entire time while I'm doing comedy trying to be more myself on stage.

01:24:15.000 That's just how I like to do it.

01:24:17.000 Yeah.

01:24:18.000 Not to say that it's wrong.

01:24:19.000 Yeah, but...

01:24:20.000 Listen, there's nothing wrong with an act. 1.00

01:24:23.000 But to tell someone that they have to do an act is stupid. 1.00

01:24:27.000 This tastes good. 1.00

01:24:28.000 It's pretty damn good, right?

01:24:28.000 Yeah.

01:24:29.000 Kill Cliff, pineapple jalapeno. 0.99

01:24:31.000 I'm drinking this shit, and so then I need this stuff to counter it. 1.00

01:24:34.000 Balance you out. 0.99

01:24:34.000 Yeah, this has got vitamin B in it. 0.99

01:24:36.000 This is why I'm about to shit myself on stage every day. 0.98

01:24:39.000 300 milligrams caffeine. 0.99

01:24:40.000 I'm always just like, caffeine, then relax.

01:24:43.000 Yeah, but this stuff is so delicious.

01:24:45.000 These Black Rifle espressos, they're so good.

01:24:48.000 They're both so good.

01:24:48.000 Triple shot of espresso.

01:24:50.000 I'm not getting paid for this. 0.98

01:24:52.000 It says natural caffeine like anybody gives a fuck if it's natural. 0.88

01:24:55.000 I mean, it's all just molecules. 0.98

01:24:59.000 Dude, all I know is that I will naturally have hemorrhoids from this, but it's okay. 0.99

01:25:04.000 You get hemorrhoids from shitting? 1.00

01:25:05.000 From shitting? 1.00

01:25:06.000 No, if I drink, I could blast my ass out with coffee. 1.00

01:25:10.000 Why? 0.99

01:25:11.000 It's like a dehydration.

01:25:13.000 Drink water.

01:25:14.000 Here, have some water.

01:25:15.000 Oh my god, here we are back again.

01:25:17.000 Have some water. 1.00

01:25:17.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

01:25:18.000 I don't understand. 1.00

01:25:20.000 I don't understand how...

01:25:21.000 Don't do that.

01:25:22.000 I have to drink out of that. 1.00

01:25:23.000 You fucking selfish. 1.00

01:25:25.000 You think I'm dirty? 1.00

01:25:26.000 You might be.

01:25:28.000 You said I smell good.

01:25:29.000 You do smell good.

01:25:31.000 I'm selfish.

01:25:32.000 It's a little weird to drink out of the pitcher.

01:25:34.000 I was doing a bit. 0.98

01:25:35.000 Put your slobbery mouth in there. 1.00

01:25:35.000 I was doing a bit. 1.00

01:25:37.000 Yeah, but you spit in there now. 1.00

01:25:39.000 I'm going to have to have Jeff bring out another pitcher.

01:25:41.000 Hey, bring on the pictures. 0.98

01:25:43.000 Dude, you can spit in my mouth. 0.95

01:25:45.000 Catch your picture.

01:25:45.000 Oh, thank you so much.

01:25:46.000 And COVID's over. 0.57

01:25:48.000 We can spit in each other's mouths again. 0.78

01:25:49.000 I'm so glad I wasn't single during COVID. Trying to fuck during COVID. All the kinky shit you can't even like. 1.00

01:25:55.000 Well, some people, they put masks on and fucked. 1.00

01:25:57.000 Really? 1.00

01:25:58.000 Yeah.

01:25:59.000 I have a joke where I've been starting to use, I've started using condoms over the pandemic.

01:26:03.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:26:04.000 Call them dick masks. 1.00

01:26:06.000 But I'm like, these are crazy. 0.99

01:26:07.000 But there's a punchline, but you have to come see me to go to AnnieLetterman.com to see my tour.

01:26:10.000 Have you seen the helmets that we have out there? 0.98

01:26:13.000 Are they penis helmets? 0.98

01:26:14.000 No. 0.99

01:26:15.000 Reggie Watts sent me that.

01:26:17.000 Oh, those are Reggie.

01:26:18.000 I was wondering.

01:26:18.000 I was like, is this Duncan?

01:26:21.000 Reggie told us about it.

01:26:22.000 He was going to travel with them in the early days of the pandemic.

01:26:25.000 So funny.

01:26:25.000 How does his hair fit in?

01:26:26.000 I fucking love that dude. 0.93

01:26:27.000 Oh, he's amazing. 0.98

01:26:28.000 He's a true artist.

01:26:29.000 He's so sweet.

01:26:30.000 He's such a true artist, but he's also so smart.

01:26:33.000 He knows so many things.

01:26:36.000 Like, just talk to him about...

01:26:37.000 He's a gearhead, too.

01:26:38.000 And so we start talking about cars, and he takes it, like, many levels past me into, like, suspension geometry and the way they use their torque vectoring system to, like...

01:26:49.000 I can't even imagine him in a car.

01:26:50.000 I can only imagine him in, like, one of those giant, like...

01:26:54.000 The wheel, what are those called?

01:26:56.000 Hamster wheels?

01:26:57.000 No, you know those like bikes that have like a little wheel?

01:26:59.000 Oh no, he loves cars.

01:27:01.000 He rented a Ferrari when he was here.

01:27:03.000 Really?

01:27:03.000 Yeah, he showed up with a Ferrari.

01:27:04.000 Oh, I gotta do that.

01:27:05.000 He should. 1.00

01:27:05.000 Next time I'm renting a good- Let everybody know you're a boss bitch. 1.00

01:27:07.000 Yes. 1.00

01:27:08.000 That's what your license plate should say. 1.00

01:27:10.000 Boss bitch. 1.00

01:27:10.000 Oh my god. 1.00

01:27:11.000 I don't want people to know.

01:27:12.000 You know Tony had his iRoast thing?

01:27:15.000 Yeah.

01:27:15.000 You don't like that?

01:27:15.000 I don't want people to know it's me.

01:27:19.000 I want, right?

01:27:20.000 Don't you want like anonymity?

01:27:21.000 Take your windows?

01:27:22.000 But I do, I also want a Tesla that's like leopard print.

01:27:25.000 That's what I was just going to say.

01:27:26.000 You need a leopard print.

01:27:27.000 I need a leopard print Tesla.

01:27:29.000 You need a leopard print something.

01:27:30.000 Did you see Kim Kardashian's car she had in fur?

01:27:34.000 I don't want fur.

01:27:35.000 That's nasty.

01:27:35.000 No, but I do want to say this.

01:27:37.000 There was an article in Time Magazine yesterday that I saw on Twitter where they were calling out Kim Kardashian for blackfishing and appropriating black culture because she had braids on.

01:27:50.000 That's all she was doing.

01:27:51.000 You know where I stand.

01:27:53.000 But anyway, the comments in the Time Magazine post were 100% against Time Magazine for saying that.

01:28:00.000 Oh, really? 1.00

01:28:00.000 They're like, cut the fucking shit. 1.00

01:28:02.000 All she did is have braids. 1.00

01:28:04.000 They've got to stop.

01:28:04.000 And this is also white people writing these things to try to rile up a thing so they can sell more stuff.

01:28:10.000 It's just clickbait. 0.99

01:28:11.000 But it's just trying to get people outraged for no fucking reason. 0.96

01:28:14.000 It's such a strange time when it comes to that stuff. 0.98

01:28:18.000 There's so much of that going on right now.

01:28:20.000 I know, but I think it's going to come to an end.

01:28:22.000 I'm just not engaging.

01:28:23.000 There's just so many people that that's their thing.

01:28:26.000 Their thing is calling people out. 0.99

01:28:28.000 I mean, there's so many weaselly, non-talented little fucks, and that's what they do. 1.00

01:28:34.000 They just try to find people that they can call out and exaggerate things and distort things. 0.98

01:28:40.000 If they're not comics, I don't care as much.

01:28:42.000 When comics do it, it's like, come on, guys.

01:28:44.000 No good comics do that. 0.99

01:28:45.000 Every comic that does that sucks. 0.99

01:28:47.000 All of them. 1.00

01:28:47.000 They all suck. 1.00

01:28:48.000 The reason why they do it is because they suck. 1.00

01:28:51.000 Otherwise they would be concentrating on themselves. 1.00

01:28:52.000 Or if they don't suck, they're definitely not at their full potential. 0.99

01:28:56.000 If they were at their full potential, they wouldn't even think like that. 0.99

01:29:00.000 Yeah, I just tap out of it.

01:29:01.000 I'm not...

01:29:02.000 Good, good for you. 0.99

01:29:03.000 The people that concentrate on other people like that, they almost always suck. 0.99

01:29:07.000 That's just a fact. 0.99

01:29:08.000 I've gotten off of Twitter.

01:29:09.000 I just go on Twitter to like, I post a few things here and there, but I don't ever read it and stuff.

01:29:14.000 My twin brother's always on Twitter and he seems to love it.

01:29:17.000 He works at NBC Sports in Boston, so he does like the Celtics stuff.

01:29:23.000 It's good for sports.

01:29:23.000 It's good for news.

01:29:24.000 So he likes it, but I just don't.

01:29:26.000 I mean, the most I hear about Twitter is from him pretty much.

01:29:28.000 It's a terrible way for human beings to communicate.

01:29:31.000 And they're communicating in text with no context, right?

01:29:35.000 It's just like this little thing.

01:29:37.000 And then other people are communicating in text.

01:29:38.000 You're not seeing the person.

01:29:39.000 You're not looking at them.

01:29:40.000 You're not having a conversation.

01:29:42.000 It's just this abbreviated blurb.

01:29:45.000 And this guy, Alan Levinovitz, who was a guest on my podcast in the past, had a great statement about that.

01:29:51.000 He says it's processed information the same way processed food is bad for you, processed information is bad.

01:29:57.000 Yeah.

01:29:58.000 And if you think about all these really unhealthy people that are eating processed food, because your body's like, ugh, what is this?

01:30:05.000 That's the same thing with these people's minds that are just digesting processed information all the time.

01:30:10.000 You're not getting a real nuanced, balanced perspective.

01:30:14.000 And one of the fucking best things about podcasts is you have conversations with people, like one-to-one conversations where Most people don't get those anymore.

01:30:25.000 You know what I've noticed, though, about when you get under fire for things? 0.80

01:30:28.000 They never print the next day if you say something else.

01:30:32.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:30:33.000 Like, they'll catch, like, a segment of what you say, they run with it, and then if you're like, oh, I didn't even think of that part when I was saying that, they won't.

01:30:42.000 It doesn't matter because the people that know me know me.

01:30:47.000 The podcast is huge, right?

01:30:49.000 So the millions of people that listen, they heard the whole thing.

01:30:52.000 They get it. 0.66

01:30:53.000 And then the clickbaity people, all it ever does, and this is what's fucked, it makes the podcast bigger. 0.68

01:30:57.000 Because every time one of those clickbaity things happens, my numbers go up. 0.80

01:31:01.000 Yeah, and you're right.

01:31:01.000 It's not people that, like, already...

01:31:03.000 You're not losing anyone that you already have.

01:31:05.000 You're just not...

01:31:06.000 It's the people that already didn't like you.

01:31:08.000 But if you had a television show, that would work.

01:31:10.000 So if they wanted to cancel you and you had a television show and they could take something out of context and get you canceled, it would work because people wouldn't know.

01:31:18.000 Yeah.

01:31:18.000 Right?

01:31:19.000 Because it's not like you have these opportunities to express yourself in these long-form podcasts.

01:31:24.000 But because I do, it doesn't work.

01:31:27.000 Yeah.

01:31:27.000 Right?

01:31:27.000 But it would work if I didn't...

01:31:29.000 Because they could take something Yes.

01:31:31.000 Well, they could take something out of context, and they could change who you are.

01:31:36.000 I've done 1,667 regular podcasts, and then on top of that, there's been, I don't know how many, Fight Companions and MMA podcasts.

01:31:49.000 It's a lot of talking. 0.97

01:31:50.000 You could go through it and find stupid shit I've said, but it doesn't mean that's who I am. 0.99

01:31:56.000 Who you are is who you are all the time. 0.99

01:31:58.000 We are a weird, nuanced creature that has a lot of conflicting ideas.

01:32:06.000 And if you take things out of context, and with doing it to try to get the least charitable interpretation of who that person is, you're doing that in bad faith.

01:32:16.000 And you do it enough times, people figure it out.

01:32:18.000 And they get it.

01:32:19.000 Yeah, and I also feel like on Twitter and stuff, whenever, if you've noticed the pattern, it's like people who cancel get canceled.

01:32:28.000 Everyone that points a finger, immediately they find some other thing they say.

01:32:31.000 Because people start looking at you.

01:32:32.000 Immediately.

01:32:33.000 Yeah, they start looking at you and you go, what have you done?

01:32:35.000 Oh, look at the N-word in your tweet.

01:32:38.000 Look at the this.

01:32:38.000 I know, it's like you're like, I cannot believe you came after that person with that stuff you said.

01:32:42.000 Well that guy that went after Tony. 1.00

01:32:44.000 Oh my god, he's got so much shit. 1.00

01:32:48.000 But that was the thing when Tony put up his whole act. 1.00

01:32:51.000 Like his whole act was racial.

01:32:53.000 Like that's literally his whole act.

01:32:54.000 So when Tony was going on and saying that after him, in context, especially since the guy opened for Tony, the guy was on Kill Tony, even his, like that was the thing in his resume.

01:33:05.000 That he was on Kill Tony and they opened up for Tony on the run.

01:33:08.000 He just took a chance because this is what people think they can do today.

01:33:11.000 And it almost worked.

01:33:13.000 Right.

01:33:13.000 Until people saw the whole set.

01:33:15.000 And some people don't care. 0.99

01:33:16.000 They still think, Tony, fuck Tony, you know, even though I saw the whole set. 0.99

01:33:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:20.000 But that is what they do to each other. 1.00

01:33:22.000 And that's their choice.

01:33:22.000 Like, whatever people want.

01:33:23.000 I mean, it's like, we can't control it.

01:33:24.000 Did you see what Louis and Ari did?

01:33:26.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:27.000 Hilarious.

01:33:28.000 They literally made their version of it afterwards.

01:33:32.000 Yeah.

01:33:33.000 When Louis called Ari a dirty kike.

01:33:34.000 Yeah.

01:33:36.000 Listen, this is what comics do, especially roast comics.

01:33:40.000 They say things that are shocking that the audience knows they don't mean.

01:33:45.000 That's why it's funny. 0.99

01:33:46.000 The audience, first of all, the other thing you see about Tony's video is he fucking killed. 0.98

01:33:50.000 The reason why he killed is because everyone there knew he was fucking around at first, and then he's got a smile on his face, and it's just, if you know Tony, this is the kind of comedy he does. 0.99

01:34:01.000 And for him to do that after that guy is just, he's being a dick in jest. 0.99

01:34:07.000 He's not really a dick. 0.96

01:34:08.000 I know, and then you cut it down, you caption it and everything, and I don't want to like, that guy did his thing, I'm not even, he did his thing. 0.99

01:34:15.000 Well he's fucked now. 0.98

01:34:16.000 He did his thing. 0.99

01:34:17.000 But it's like, then you're giving it, you're putting it in another, you're taking it out of context, and now you actually are hurting people, right?

01:34:23.000 There are people watching that are going like, he said that?

01:34:27.000 And now it's like, what is the point of this?

01:34:29.000 Now more people are hurt.

01:34:30.000 I don't think he should have either.

01:34:32.000 It's a cheat.

01:34:33.000 But he was joking.

01:34:34.000 When you're on stage, you take a chance.

01:34:36.000 And he definitely didn't think it was going to get out of that room.

01:34:39.000 Yeah.

01:34:39.000 But then it's sad.

01:34:40.000 It's like, so then all these people are, you know, like my boyfriend's mom is Asian. 0.81

01:34:44.000 She probably would have been so hurt.

01:34:45.000 She went on Twitter.

01:34:46.000 Right. 0.99

01:34:46.000 And then that sucks. 0.99

01:34:47.000 You just hurt like now. 0.95

01:34:48.000 But, you know.

01:34:49.000 Well, Tony's longest relationship that he ever had was with a Chinese girl.

01:34:52.000 Yeah.

01:34:52.000 I mean, he's not racist.

01:34:54.000 He's just trying to be funny, and sometimes you miss.

01:34:57.000 Patrice had the best line about that, and he said that whether something kills or whether something bombs and offends everybody, it all comes from the same place.

01:35:06.000 You're just trying to be funny.

01:35:07.000 And you understand it, and I understand it, because this is what we do.

01:35:10.000 We take swings.

01:35:12.000 And sometimes, like, you're about to say something, and you're like, I don't even know I should say it, but I'm going to say it anyway.

01:35:16.000 And you're like, Yikes, that didn't work.

01:35:17.000 Yeah, whoops.

01:35:17.000 As it's like rolling out, oh no.

01:35:19.000 Yeah, but it's not like a carefully crafted statement that definitely represents all of your feelings on the subject. 1.00

01:35:25.000 It's just talking shit. 0.97

01:35:26.000 And that's what bits are until they're formulated. 1.00

01:35:29.000 That's the other dirty thing.

01:35:30.000 That's when I got really upset at people that were going after Louis when that leaked set came out.

01:35:35.000 Oh yeah, it's a leaked set.

01:35:36.000 Not only is it a leaked set.

01:35:38.000 It's not just a leaked set.

01:35:39.000 It's a leaked set when the guy hadn't done stand-up for almost a fucking year and he was clearly working something out. 0.80

01:35:46.000 And if you just left it alone, that bit probably would have been a monster. 0.97

01:35:51.000 It would have been monster.

01:35:52.000 So when people were looking at it, they'd go, oh, that's offensive.

01:35:54.000 He made fun of the people who survived Parkland.

01:35:57.000 Yeah, he did.

01:35:57.000 But if you left him alone for four or five months, he probably would have made it work.

01:36:02.000 He would have found a way to make it work, and this is the thing that happens with really controversial bits.

01:36:07.000 You start off with this idea, and you bring it on stage, and someone will be like, oh, you shouldn't have said that word, or oh, you shouldn't have said this word, and you're like, okay, how do I make it so that it reaches the most amount of people and doesn't piss people off, but gets my point across, or maybe I can say that,

01:36:24.000 but I have to say something else first.

01:36:26.000 It's all about crafting it so it enters into your mind the best way.

01:36:30.000 It's almost like foreplay or something.

01:36:31.000 It's like you're trying to get in there with the least amount of resistance and the most amount of impact.

01:36:36.000 Right?

01:36:38.000 Doesn't that make sense?

01:36:39.000 Sometimes you need a little lube, too, though.

01:36:41.000 Oh, maybe someone's getting old.

01:36:44.000 I was thinking anally, and I don't know why I was thinking of two men in this.

01:36:47.000 Jesus, two guys.

01:36:48.000 Both holes?

01:36:49.000 No, I'm not there.

01:36:50.000 Or one hole?

01:36:50.000 I'm not there.

01:36:51.000 I'm a voyeur.

01:36:52.000 Oh, you're watching.

01:36:53.000 It's me watching Gabe. 1.00

01:36:53.000 Two guys fucking each other? 1.00

01:36:54.000 Yeah, missionary. 1.00

01:36:56.000 Oh.

01:36:56.000 Whoa, that's a rough one.

01:36:57.000 It's a weird one, but their lives are flexible.

01:36:59.000 Some guys are.

01:37:00.000 I used to watch Queer as Folk.

01:37:02.000 I used to love that show.

01:37:03.000 And they'd always be... 1.00

01:37:04.000 That's a fucking show that I forgot about. 0.99

01:37:06.000 It was good. 1.00

01:37:06.000 That was a good show. 1.00

01:37:07.000 That was like the first gay show. 0.99

01:37:09.000 Yeah, that was good. 0.77

01:37:10.000 The L Word.

01:37:11.000 You know what I've been thinking about?

01:37:12.000 You know how Ellen got canceled or everyone was going after her? 0.63

01:37:16.000 Yeah.

01:37:17.000 It's so weird.

01:37:17.000 And I've heard stories about her.

01:37:19.000 I'm sure she's...

01:37:20.000 Talk to Fitzsimmons.

01:37:38.000 Well, I feel like when you look at what happened to her when she had her sitcom, right?

01:37:44.000 So she had her sitcom, she came out, and then basically her sitcom went away.

01:37:48.000 And it went away because she came out.

01:37:49.000 It was a very successful show.

01:37:51.000 It was doing really well.

01:37:52.000 And it went away because, at the time, people weren't willing to accept it.

01:37:58.000 And when you've experienced that, and you've also experienced what it must be like to be a gay woman and to try to get some traction in Hollywood, you probably build up a lot of resentment and a lot of anger.

01:38:11.000 And one of the things that definitely happens, I've seen it on sitcoms, where someone's the star of a sitcom, right?

01:38:19.000 And all their life, they wanted to be the boss.

01:38:23.000 In all their life, they get shut down.

01:38:25.000 They go on auditions. 1.00

01:38:26.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:38:27.000 Go home. 1.00

01:38:28.000 You're not going to make it.

01:38:29.000 We didn't book you.

01:38:30.000 We canceled you.

01:38:31.000 Someone else is coming in.

01:38:32.000 And all that stuff happens.

01:38:34.000 And then finally they get something.

01:38:35.000 They have all this built-up resentment. 1.00

01:38:37.000 And then once they have everybody kissing their ass, they lean into it. 1.00

01:38:40.000 They lean into it. 1.00

01:38:41.000 Like I remember, it was Brett Butler.

01:38:45.000 Do you remember her?

01:38:45.000 Yeah, everyone told me I look like her.

01:38:47.000 You're much prettier and funnier.

01:38:50.000 But we both were drunks.

01:38:51.000 She was on Grace Under Fire, right?

01:38:54.000 She had that sitcom. 0.99

01:38:54.000 Yeah, she was funny as fuck. 0.99

01:38:55.000 Her stand-up was really good, too. 0.97

01:38:56.000 But she had a thing, and she blew up at that Chuck Lorre guy, the guy who is the two and a half men guy.

01:39:05.000 The guy's done everything, right?

01:39:06.000 He's like the biggest sitcom producer slash writer guy, really, in the history of the business.

01:39:13.000 And I think it was that kind of thing.

01:39:14.000 And Roseanne told me she had that kind of thing too. 0.99

01:39:17.000 She goes, you know, when she was on the podcast talking about it, she's like, I lost my fucking mind. 0.98

01:39:21.000 She's like, I know. 0.98

01:39:22.000 People are triggered.

01:39:23.000 People are not well.

01:39:24.000 Things are going crazy.

01:39:25.000 But it's also being in that position is nuts. 0.96

01:39:28.000 Being in the position where you are, like imagine showing up on the set and you got like a fucking 150 people that depend on you. 0.95

01:39:36.000 And you walk in, Roseanne, can I get you anything? 0.94

01:39:38.000 Can I get you a bagel?

01:39:39.000 Can I get you a coffee?

01:39:40.000 Can I get you this?

01:39:41.000 Can I get you that?

01:39:41.000 And you're on meds.

01:39:42.000 You're like, I thought she was white! 1.00

01:39:46.000 Yeah, and you're fucking Tom Arnold. 1.00

01:39:47.000 There's a lot going on. 1.00

01:39:49.000 A lot of confusing shit. 1.00

01:39:51.000 And she did think that lady was white, by the way. 1.00

01:39:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:54.000 I mean, the lady looks white as fuck. 1.00

01:39:56.000 That clip was so funny. 1.00

01:39:57.000 Was that on your show? 1.00

01:39:58.000 Yeah, she goes, I thought that bitch was white. 1.00

01:40:00.000 I'm like, whoa. 1.00

01:40:02.000 She goes, I thought she was Jewish.

01:40:03.000 That's what she thought.

01:40:06.000 And Roseanne's all into the Kabbalah, too, so she likes Judaism.

01:40:09.000 Well, she's a Jew. 1.00

01:40:11.000 But Roseanne is also one of the greatest stand-up comics that's ever lived.

01:40:17.000 If you go back, you can watch Roseanne's early days.

01:40:19.000 And that was something... 0.97

01:40:21.000 Not only that, like the big thing with Roseanne, when she was getting canceled and I reached out immediately because I'm like, you fucking people have no idea that this lady got hit by a car when she was 15. She had severe brain damage. 0.98

01:40:34.000 She had to go on Oprah and apologize for accusing her parents of She's been through trouble.

01:40:44.000 She was in a mental institute for nine months at 15 years old after getting hit by a car.

01:40:50.000 She used to be excellent at math. 0.99

01:40:53.000 She got hit by a car.

01:40:54.000 She couldn't even count anymore.

01:40:56.000 Do you know the whole story?

01:40:58.000 Some lady couldn't see because the sun was on her windshield. 1.00

01:41:01.000 She had a dirty windshield. 0.97

01:41:03.000 And she drove right into the intersection and hit Roseanne.

01:41:06.000 I gotta wash my car.

01:41:07.000 She was 15 years old. 1.00

01:41:09.000 Damn. 1.00

01:41:09.000 And that changed her whole fucking life. 1.00

01:41:11.000 And from that moment on, she's been mentally ill. 1.00

01:41:14.000 She's all fucked up. 1.00

01:41:15.000 She's on all kinds of pills and stuff. 1.00

01:41:17.000 But she's a sweet lady. 0.99

01:41:18.000 But she's just tormented.

01:41:20.000 She's got demons in there just bouncing around inside of her head. 1.00

01:41:23.000 And she's insanely impulsive. 0.96

01:41:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:41:25.000 You know, you remember when she did the national anthem and grabbed her pussy and spit and browned. 1.00

01:41:28.000 Everybody went crazy. 1.00

01:41:29.000 They were so mad at her.

01:41:30.000 She was screaming. 0.60

01:41:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:41:32.000 She's nuts. 0.99

01:41:32.000 But she's also brilliant. 0.99

01:41:34.000 Like, her comedy is fucking amazing. 0.97

01:41:36.000 And, you know, they canceled her off that show. 0.99

01:41:39.000 They killed her off. 0.94

01:41:40.000 And then the show was never good.

01:41:42.000 It also was a show that was showing both sides.

01:41:45.000 It was like something that was really cool.

01:41:46.000 Well, that was another part of the problem with the show was that she was a Trump supporter for who knows what reason.

01:41:52.000 I mean, she might think he's communicating to her through winking.

01:41:55.000 You know what I mean?

01:41:56.000 It's like... 0.99

01:41:58.000 But on the show, in the first season, it fucking worked. 0.95

01:42:02.000 And all those premises and all the different things, like, she wrote all that stuff. 0.98

01:42:05.000 She was explaining to me how they started phasing her out of the writing.

01:42:10.000 They didn't want her to write anymore.

01:42:12.000 And she's like, what?

01:42:13.000 Like, what are you doing?

01:42:14.000 Like, this is my show.

01:42:15.000 They're like, you don't have to come to the writing room.

01:42:17.000 Like, I don't have to come to the writing room.

01:42:19.000 Like, what? 1.00

01:42:19.000 And then all that shit happened, and then they just killed her off. 1.00

01:42:22.000 Is that show still on the air? 1.00

01:42:24.000 The Conners?

01:42:25.000 I think it is.

01:42:25.000 Is it?

01:42:26.000 How many shows are on the air?

01:42:28.000 Just a lot of shows.

01:42:29.000 I don't know.

01:42:30.000 I only watch reality TV. Jamie knows.

01:42:32.000 I watched The Challenge.

01:42:33.000 This is an MTV show that's been going on.

01:42:36.000 It was like real world road rules and then they put all of these Crazy, heightened reality stars together, and they have to do some eating nasty stuff, they have to do all these different physical challenges, but it's really hard.

01:42:51.000 Jamie and I were talking about it at the creek in the cave that night that I saw you, and people were coming up to try to talk to us.

01:42:58.000 Tony came up and was like, you know what, I gotta tell you.

01:43:00.000 And I go, Tony, do you watch the challenge?

01:43:01.000 He goes, no.

01:43:01.000 And I go, I'm gonna need you to remove yourself from this conversation.

01:43:04.000 When you find a kindred person, I mean, how many years has the challenge been on?

01:43:09.000 The 36 seasons.

01:43:10.000 What?

01:43:12.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:43:13.000 What?

01:43:14.000 Yeah.

01:43:14.000 And I've seen all of them.

01:43:15.000 That's how I felt.

01:43:16.000 Survivor and The Challenge.

01:43:17.000 I've rewatched all of them over the pandemic.

01:43:19.000 How am I just hearing about this?

01:43:20.000 You never told me about this once.

01:43:22.000 It's something I don't like to talk about.

01:43:24.000 It's like that secret show I watched by myself.

01:43:26.000 I was like, no, listen, and also, Jamie, you told him not to watch the movie Midsommar, and I need you to watch the movie Midsommar and talk to you about it.

01:43:33.000 You told me to not watch the movie Midsommar?

01:43:34.000 We talked about it before.

01:43:35.000 I was like, ah, it's fine. 0.96

01:43:37.000 It's like a sex cult. 0.97

01:43:40.000 It's the best representation of a bad mushroom drip I've ever seen in my life. 0.96

01:43:44.000 They have the stuff moving and stuff.

01:43:45.000 It's a horror movie.

01:43:47.000 I mean, it is horrible.

01:43:49.000 But it's so good.

01:43:50.000 And the reason I brought it up is you were talking about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, how they had that violent scene at the end.

01:43:56.000 You don't see that anymore. 1.00

01:43:57.000 There's some violent, fucked up shit in this movie. 1.00

01:43:59.000 Well, the violence scene in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, what's crazy about it, it's a star doing horrible violence to a woman. 1.00

01:44:07.000 And you're like, whoa, this is shocking. 0.96

01:44:09.000 Obviously, a cult murderer woman, a bad woman, but it's like, Tarantino can get away with shit that no one can get away with. 0.99

01:44:17.000 A lot of foot stuff. 1.00

01:44:18.000 Yeah, he's in her feet.

01:44:20.000 I always want to know.

01:44:21.000 I've been asking on stage.

01:44:22.000 I'm like, are you guys one of these or one of these?

01:44:25.000 Which way do you put it?

01:44:25.000 What does that mean?

01:44:26.000 Do you go through the toe? 1.00

01:44:27.000 Oh, do you fuck the toes? 1.00

01:44:29.000 Do guys fuck the toes? 1.00

01:44:30.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:44:31.000 I'm just trying to learn about it.

01:44:32.000 I'm trying to be curious.

01:44:34.000 Some guys are into foot jobs, right?

01:44:35.000 Where the girl rubs their feet. 0.89

01:44:37.000 That's got to be exhausting on your hamstrings and calves.

01:44:40.000 But it may be good for you.

01:44:40.000 You gotta work on that core.

01:44:41.000 If you're using your core, you're fine.

01:44:43.000 I bet it'd be really good.

01:44:43.000 If you're lying on your back and you got your feet up in the air...

01:44:46.000 Dude, this is like Pilates.

01:44:47.000 And you're doing this?

01:44:48.000 Like, this is hard to do.

01:44:49.000 You do the like 100 or whatever from Pilates? 0.98

01:44:51.000 If you're jerking off a guy like this, that's a lot of work. 0.91

01:44:54.000 But sometimes your jaw hurts. 0.99

01:44:56.000 I got TMJ. I get it.

01:44:58.000 You gotta do what you gotta do.

01:44:59.000 Yeah, you gotta take a break.

01:45:00.000 I understand.

01:45:01.000 My hands are getting dry.

01:45:02.000 Right.

01:45:03.000 Yeah, I get it.

01:45:04.000 And you need to do some core work.

01:45:07.000 Listen, I'm in the gym all the time.

01:45:09.000 In that position, if you're lying on your back with your knees up like that and you're going back and forth, that's a serious ab workout.

01:45:16.000 You know what you could do, too?

01:45:17.000 You could put some bars on the ceiling. 1.00

01:45:18.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:45:20.000 Get a full body and you're just kind of going up and down. 1.00

01:45:22.000 That's really hard to do, though.

01:45:23.000 You can only hang for so long.

01:45:25.000 Listen, I think anything's possible.

01:45:27.000 Yeah, anything's possible if you set your mind to it.

01:45:30.000 I mean, I've seen some people do...

01:45:34.000 That's the thing about Instagram is a lot of those fitness influencers.

01:45:38.000 You see people doing stuff. 0.98

01:45:40.000 You're like, I didn't even know you could fucking do that. 0.99

01:45:42.000 Yeah, it's so crazy. 0.97

01:45:42.000 There's so many people now that start off with dumbbells on the ground with doing a dip where they lift their leg off the ground and then they pull it all the way up and then go into a handstand. 0.97

01:45:53.000 And you're like, how many fucking people can do that? 0.97

01:45:55.000 That's... 0.99

01:45:55.000 I'm just working on push-ups. 0.99

01:45:57.000 I can do a pull-up.

01:45:58.000 I'd like to do pull-ups is my new thing.

01:46:00.000 You can do a pull-up?

01:46:00.000 Yeah.

01:46:01.000 Well, you know what you should do?

01:46:02.000 You should get one of those rubber bands.

01:46:05.000 Do you know those heavy bands?

01:46:07.000 Oh, yeah, how you can kind of...

01:46:07.000 Yeah, give you a little lift.

01:46:09.000 Because I used to rock climb back in the day, and I used to go to the gym, and the gym had...

01:46:15.000 A pull-up machine and they would take the weight off you.

01:46:18.000 Right, yeah.

01:46:19.000 And so that was really helpful for that.

01:46:20.000 Life cycle, I think it's called.

01:46:22.000 Lifestyle fitness.

01:46:23.000 Maybe I'll start rock climbing again.

01:46:24.000 Whitney's boyfriend rock climbs.

01:46:25.000 Yeah.

01:46:25.000 But he's really good.

01:46:26.000 You don't want to go with people that are too good.

01:46:28.000 Well, he could probably show you what to do.

01:46:30.000 But their problems are just going to be, they'll be doing like V6s or something I'm doing.

01:46:34.000 What's a V6? It's like goes V0 to, I think it can go, I don't know how high it goes, but.

01:46:39.000 Oh, like difficulty.

01:46:40.000 That's the level of difficulty of the problems, yeah.

01:46:42.000 Oh.

01:46:43.000 For bouldering. 0.99

01:46:44.000 Yeah, I've had quite a few rock climbers on the show and it's just like, the people that like, Alex Honnold, the people that do that shit, it's like, Jesus Christ. 0.98

01:46:53.000 I remember the guy I was dating when we were watching that. 0.96

01:46:55.000 He was like, couldn't sleep.

01:46:56.000 He was like, there's too much anxiety.

01:46:57.000 I'm like, why'd you watch that before bed?

01:46:59.000 It's hard.

01:47:00.000 I can't even look at pictures of him.

01:47:02.000 I watched an incredible documentary last night, by the way.

01:47:05.000 I was going to bring this up to you.

01:47:06.000 It's called the Anthropocene.

01:47:09.000 How do you say that word?

01:47:11.000 We're in the era, the epoch, the era, whatever it is, of human beings affecting the earth in a radical way.

01:47:19.000 And there's a documentary that highlights it with these incredible visuals.

01:47:25.000 And I watched it last night before I went to bed and it really kind of freaked me out.

01:47:29.000 That's it.

01:47:30.000 Anthropocene, the human epoch, and it's incredible.

01:47:35.000 It's one of the most visually stunning movies I've ever seen in my life.

01:47:39.000 It's just so wild.

01:47:41.000 Where is that picture?

01:47:42.000 Well, it takes place in a shitload of different places.

01:47:45.000 I don't know where that mine is, but there's so many mines.

01:47:49.000 It takes place in Russia and in Germany and in China and in Nigeria.

01:47:54.000 There's a church in Nigeria in this movie that seats a million people.

01:48:01.000 Yes.

01:48:02.000 Super spreader!

01:48:04.000 Dude, you can't...

01:48:05.000 You cannot believe what this church looks like.

01:48:09.000 And the point of bringing it up was that the church was having a negative impact on the land?

01:48:14.000 No, it's just the massive amount of people in this area and how it went from having 200,000 people in this area to 20 million in two generations.

01:48:24.000 And the impact that it's having on the environment is just staggering.

01:48:27.000 Just mountains of trash.

01:48:29.000 And they show these people in, I think it was Kenya, that were navigating these giant hills of trash. 1.00

01:48:35.000 And they showed all these people working in mines, like digging into the ground and coming out with all this material and shit and how it's getting into the rivers and getting... 0.98

01:48:48.000 Fucking crazy because they shot a lot of it with drones. 0.80

01:48:52.000 So you get this visual of the actual scope of it all and the scale of it all as they fly over these enormous treatment plants and these enormous oil refineries in Houston and all these different things. 1.00

01:49:08.000 You're like, holy fuck. 0.99

01:49:10.000 You get to see all the crazy shit that people are doing to the earth. 1.00

01:49:14.000 Did it make you want to take action? 0.99

01:49:15.000 I don't know what kind of action you could take, quite honestly.

01:49:19.000 Do you think getting a Tesla is the move?

01:49:21.000 Well, not necessarily.

01:49:23.000 Here's the thing about a Tesla.

01:49:25.000 Teslas are awesome, and I love them.

01:49:27.000 If I had one car that I could only drive ever, I think it would be a Tesla.

01:49:31.000 Which one?

01:49:32.000 The Tesla that I have. 0.98

01:49:33.000 I have the Model S. It's fucking incredible. 0.96

01:49:35.000 But what's incredible about it is the technology and the performance. 0.97

01:49:39.000 It's like an iPhone, right?

01:49:40.000 It updates, too?

01:49:41.000 It does update, yeah.

01:49:42.000 But it's just, they're so fast and they're so comfortable and smooth, but they're also made out of batteries.

01:49:50.000 Like, where are you getting the batteries? 0.99

01:49:51.000 You're getting them out of the fucking ground. 0.99

01:49:52.000 You're tearing them out of the ground. 0.99

01:49:54.000 And these strip mines and these Russian dudes that are drilling into the earth and creating these huge Oh, that's so scary. 1.00

01:50:06.000 Yeah, that's in Kenya, where they have these mountains of garbage. 1.00

01:50:09.000 I mean, I'm telling you, this film is amazing.

01:50:12.000 I wish I was high.

01:50:13.000 Now, did the population grow?

01:50:14.000 I watched it sober.

01:50:14.000 No, you don't think you would have gotten paranoid?

01:50:16.000 I don't mind if I get paranoid.

01:50:20.000 I stopped smoking weed recently, but I might start again.

01:50:22.000 You want to start right now?

01:50:23.000 No, I don't want to.

01:50:25.000 You can smoke.

01:50:26.000 I don't feel...

01:50:27.000 It feels like it's like...

01:50:28.000 My friend...

01:50:29.000 Do you know Debra Digivani?

01:50:31.000 I don't believe she. 0.98

01:50:31.000 She is fucking hilarious. 0.98

01:50:33.000 I'll send you some of her stuff. 0.99

01:50:34.000 She's so funny.

01:50:35.000 She's Canadian. 0.99

01:50:36.000 She did not put a kazoo in her puss. 1.00

01:50:38.000 But she was telling me because she had quit smoking weed. 0.98

01:50:42.000 She was like...

01:50:42.000 It felt like she...

01:50:44.000 When she looks back on it, she felt like she was like trudging through mud.

01:50:47.000 And she just felt like she'd got ankle weights off.

01:50:49.000 And I was like...

01:50:49.000 I do feel like that.

01:50:50.000 I do sometimes I'm okay with weed, but I do sometimes feel like that.

01:50:53.000 But I also...

01:50:55.000 It's how you use it, right?

01:50:57.000 I use it for my...

01:50:58.000 I use it to write.

01:51:00.000 I use it to put myself in a different mindset.

01:51:02.000 But I go long periods of time without it.

01:51:05.000 I go weeks without it.

01:51:06.000 I think that's my...

01:51:07.000 Once I can get over the sort of...

01:51:09.000 Because I think I was smoking it addictively.

01:51:11.000 I was like, oh, I want a thing.

01:51:14.000 Rather than it's time to smoke weed.

01:51:16.000 But I definitely...

01:51:17.000 It's funny using the stuff I learned through Jim Fortin.

01:51:20.000 I don't get paranoid anymore.

01:51:21.000 I know how to not get paranoid.

01:51:22.000 Well, that's good.

01:51:23.000 This is a definite paranoia-inducing movie, but not paranoia.

01:51:28.000 Put some more visuals up there.

01:51:29.000 Let it play out a little bit.

01:51:31.000 I wouldn't say paranoia as much as it's just realization of the scope.

01:51:36.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:51:37.000 Go full screen with this, because it's fucking bananas. 0.98

01:51:39.000 The scope of the impact of human beings on the earth when you look at it the way they're showing it. 0.98

01:51:46.000 See how it's all so much drone footage?

01:51:50.000 They really did an amazing job of the cinematography and the direction, the editing.

01:51:56.000 It's an incredible documentary.

01:51:58.000 I mean, it really is incredible.

01:52:00.000 Now, the place that you said the population grew that much, is that because of...

01:52:05.000 I don't know.

01:52:06.000 It's probably industry.

01:52:07.000 I mean, I'm sure they do know why, but I don't know why.

01:52:10.000 If they show, that's when they were burning all the poached elephant tusks.

01:52:16.000 Oh my god, those are elephant tusks?

01:52:19.000 Millions and millions of dollars worth of elephant tusks.

01:52:22.000 Yeah.

01:52:23.000 They showed that, you know, these people that are trying to fight off poachers.

01:52:27.000 But to me, the wildest thing was, you know, the drone footage.

01:52:33.000 When you see it from the sky and you get to see the scale of some of the things they've done, there's this farm, they were in Germany, and they were knocking down people's houses and knocking down these old churches to make more room for strip mining. 0.93

01:52:48.000 And you see them knock down this old church.

01:52:51.000 Doesn't that sound like a fun game?

01:52:52.000 And then you see as they go up into the sky, you see how much land they've destroyed and how it just keeps pushing deeper and deeper and deeper by creating this strip mining.

01:53:03.000 But they're like, whatever used to be there is now dead and devastated.

01:53:07.000 And they've peeled the skin back on an orange and you just have the flesh underneath it.

01:53:13.000 And where do the people go? 0.98

01:53:14.000 They fucking have to move out. 0.98

01:53:15.000 They're buying people out and, you know, there's a lady in it that was showing how, you know, she was like the last house on the street and then they're pointing to this house. 0.99

01:53:23.000 This is the last one down the road.

01:53:24.000 They just bought it and they were tearing it down. 1.00

01:53:26.000 But they tore down this old fucking church and these people had apparently locked arms over the church and they were trying to stop them from doing it and they're like, fuck you, tearing it down. 0.99

01:53:34.000 And they're tearing it down to make everything gross. 1.00

01:53:36.000 Like, the church is beautiful and the area is beautiful, but It's this, like, short-sighted thing that people do when they can extract resources, they do.

01:53:45.000 When there is a profit to be made, they make that profit.

01:53:48.000 They go after it.

01:53:49.000 What do we do?

01:53:50.000 I don't know.

01:53:51.000 It's really weird because this is a recent thing, right, in terms of, like, the history of the earth.

01:53:57.000 It's the impact that human beings are having has really only been the last few hundred years and really radically the last... 0.95

01:54:03.000 150 or so, but when you watch it in these films, it's fucking nuts. 0.97

01:54:08.000 These machines that they have that they bore into the ground with, these enormous excavator machines, I mean, they're giant apartment buildings with, like, huge teeth that dig into the earth and scoop up all this shit and cut away the mountain. 0.99

01:54:28.000 It's wild. 0.99

01:54:30.000 It's a weird movie because you're like, whoa, we're fucked up. 0.99

01:54:33.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:54:34.000 You don't think about how fucked up we are while you're being us. 1.00

01:54:37.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:54:37.000 But if you get to look at it like in a film that's really well done like that. 0.98

01:54:40.000 Well, you know.

01:54:41.000 You know it in your heart, you know.

01:54:44.000 But that church with a million people, I've never seen a building like that.

01:54:48.000 It's so big.

01:54:49.000 It's like a hundred.

01:54:51.000 That's it right there.

01:54:51.000 Oh, my God.

01:54:53.000 This is hundreds of thousands.

01:54:55.000 It's designed to fit a million people, apparently.

01:54:58.000 If this is the same place.

01:55:00.000 This is from 2006. I was trying to find that and got close.

01:55:03.000 I thought it was in Nigeria.

01:55:07.000 Can I pee pee and come back?

01:55:08.000 There's articles about these mega churches as a booming business in Nigeria.

01:55:13.000 Is Lagos a part of Nigeria?

01:55:15.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:55:17.000 Look at the size of that.

01:55:19.000 Go back to that picture.

01:55:20.000 Look at the size of that picture.

01:55:21.000 Dude, that's insane.

01:55:23.000 Do you imagine how hard you would kill on stage in front of that many people? 0.97

01:55:27.000 Imagine murdering on stage in front of like a half a million people. 0.94

01:55:32.000 What the roar would be like.

01:55:35.000 They need to lower that ceiling, though.

01:55:37.000 Make it, tighten it up.

01:55:38.000 Yeah, it's crazy as you're scrolling down, you get to see.

01:55:41.000 But the amount of money they must be pulling in, too. 0.99

01:55:44.000 I mean, it's a lot of fucking people. 0.98

01:55:45.000 But it also must cost a lot to keep it open. 0.99

01:55:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:55:49.000 It's bringing in cash.

01:55:51.000 Oh, of course it is. 0.99

01:55:53.000 I mean, they've got fucking millions of people, man. 0.99

01:55:55.000 That's a smaller one. 0.99

01:55:58.000 I mean, how many of these megachurches do they have?

01:56:01.000 I don't know.

01:56:01.000 There's a list on the top that Google gave me.

01:56:03.000 Just, there's...

01:56:05.000 Wow.

01:56:06.000 Oh my god, there's quite a few.

01:56:07.000 These are all 10,000 or more.

01:56:09.000 And these, really?

01:56:10.000 Yeah.

01:56:11.000 Well, 10,000 is like Joel Osteen.

01:56:14.000 Yeah, that makes it like an arena, but then you get over 30,000 and there's not really arenas bigger than that here in America.

01:56:20.000 Stadiums there are, but...

01:56:23.000 How many of the ones that are like hundreds of thousands plus?

01:56:29.000 A couple, three, four.

01:56:31.000 Seems like, okay...

01:56:34.000 The Glory Dome.

01:56:36.000 So they're in Nigeria, and then one of them is in Brazil, huh? 0.99

01:56:40.000 Interesting.

01:56:41.000 Salvation Ministries, Hands of God.

01:56:44.000 Let's see what that looks like.

01:56:46.000 Whoa.

01:56:47.000 Oh, and he's back just in time.

01:56:50.000 Salvation Ministries, Hands of God Cathedral.

01:56:53.000 So there's a few of these that have close to, you know, have hundreds of thousands of people in them. 0.99

01:57:01.000 Fucking crazy. 0.94

01:57:04.000 But, I mean, where there's money, if you think about those Joel Osteen type characters, how much money does that guy make in a year? 0.99

01:57:14.000 Let's take a guess.

01:57:15.000 Ooh, a lot.

01:57:15.000 And he doesn't get taxed, right?

01:57:17.000 He's working for the Lord, baby.

01:57:19.000 Why would you take his money?

01:57:21.000 Take his taxes?

01:57:22.000 Come on. 1.00

01:57:23.000 That's fucked up. 1.00

01:57:25.000 What's wrong with you? 1.00

01:57:26.000 Listen, I love the Lord.

01:57:27.000 You don't love the Lord as much as I do.

01:57:29.000 I love the Lord.

01:57:30.000 No, no.

01:57:30.000 I wanted him to get that money.

01:57:32.000 All that money.

01:57:33.000 You wanted him to give some of it to the government.

01:57:35.000 I wanted to give some to me.

01:57:37.000 The government didn't preach.

01:57:38.000 He preached.

01:57:39.000 This one's live on YouTube right now.

01:57:41.000 Is it really?

01:57:41.000 Yeah.

01:57:42.000 How many people?

01:57:43.000 It doesn't say.

01:57:43.000 Look at this outfit.

01:57:44.000 It is one of those megachurches.

01:57:46.000 I like how long the thing is.

01:57:48.000 And where is this one?

01:57:49.000 It's somewhere in Nigeria.

01:57:52.000 I don't know the exact.

01:57:53.000 Go back to that video.

01:57:54.000 Ota.

01:57:55.000 See that guy rocking it?

01:57:56.000 Can we get a little volume on here?

01:57:58.000 I want to hear his skills.

01:58:01.000 It's never over with anyone engaging with God.

01:58:05.000 See?

01:58:06.000 Perfect timing.

01:58:07.000 That's all I needed to hear for the day.

01:58:08.000 It's never over for anyone engaging with God.

01:58:11.000 That's true.

01:58:12.000 I always respond to his comments.

01:58:14.000 That guy?

01:58:15.000 No, I'm just saying engaging.

01:58:17.000 To me it sounds like internet engagement.

01:58:19.000 Oh, I get it.

01:58:20.000 Right.

01:58:20.000 Like if God leaves comments.

01:58:21.000 Keep it together, bitch. 1.00

01:58:23.000 Imagine if God said that to you. 1.00

01:58:24.000 You'd be like, whoa.

01:58:25.000 I'd be like, you're right, sir.

01:58:26.000 Thank you.

01:58:26.000 So much responsibility being God if you were leaving comments.

01:58:30.000 I know.

01:58:30.000 Because it's such a shallow way to talk to someone.

01:58:32.000 It can be misinterpreted.

01:58:34.000 There's got to be an account.

01:58:36.000 You know how he sends someone a text message and they say something and you just go, thank you, period.

01:58:41.000 And they go, are you mad at me?

01:58:42.000 Yeah.

01:58:43.000 I'm like, what?

01:58:44.000 Why would you think I'm mad at you?

01:58:46.000 Well, all he said was thank you.

01:58:48.000 It seemed a little passive-aggressive.

01:58:50.000 That period was really...

01:58:51.000 Yeah, that period was heavy.

01:58:52.000 No, that was a really, that was a heavy flow.

01:58:55.000 I was saying to, I texted Bonnie something and she was like, oh, I was like, can you meet to talk about the movie?

01:59:00.000 And she was like, yeah, well, let me know.

01:59:03.000 I'm building a shed with Rich.

01:59:06.000 And let me know when and I'll see if I can make it.

01:59:08.000 And I went in all caps ago, you better not be mad at me.

01:59:11.000 She's like, I'm not mad at you.

01:59:13.000 There was just something about that boundary where I was like, oh no. 0.99

01:59:16.000 You sound like you're crazy and needy. 0.98

01:59:18.000 What's going on? 0.99

01:59:19.000 No, I was having a weird week with that.

01:59:22.000 Was this when you were reading Jim's book or following Jim's courses or no?

01:59:27.000 Listen, I'm doing great and I'm a new person.

01:59:29.000 I'm not even that person I was when I said that.

01:59:30.000 Oh, you're reinventing yourself on the spot.

01:59:32.000 Yes.

01:59:32.000 How long ago was this?

01:59:34.000 Last week.

01:59:34.000 It was, you know, yesterday.

01:59:35.000 Tuesday.

01:59:36.000 Was it?

01:59:40.000 No, but you're right.

01:59:41.000 Yesterday.

01:59:41.000 I know we're joking.

01:59:42.000 Yeah.

01:59:43.000 Sing to me.

01:59:44.000 All my troubles seem so far away.

01:59:48.000 What's this?

01:59:49.000 What is what?

01:59:50.000 Oh, it's a lighter for cigars.

01:59:52.000 But it looks like a car?

01:59:53.000 Or no, that doesn't look like a car?

01:59:54.000 Oh, my God.

01:59:55.000 I mean, I guess it kind of looks like a car.

01:59:58.000 It does a little, right? 0.97

01:59:59.000 But no, it's just a liar.

02:00:00.000 See this part right here? 0.74

02:00:02.000 That's where the...

02:00:04.000 And that's for cutting cigars?

02:00:06.000 Yes.

02:00:06.000 And this part right here is one of these things like trims a cigar.

02:00:10.000 I'm not sure how it works.

02:00:11.000 It's a new one.

02:00:13.000 Hmm.

02:00:14.000 Interesting.

02:00:16.000 And what's this?

02:00:17.000 This trims the cigars too?

02:00:18.000 Yeah, that's just trimmed cigars.

02:00:20.000 That's all it does.

02:00:21.000 Oh, here it goes.

02:00:21.000 You cut your finger off of this thing.

02:00:23.000 See this here?

02:00:23.000 Put the cigar thing in there.

02:00:25.000 It goes like that.

02:00:29.000 That's very...

02:00:30.000 So you have two things in one.

02:00:32.000 It's amazing.

02:00:33.000 And it's a car.

02:00:34.000 It's ergonomic.

02:00:35.000 Do you smoke cigars, Annie?

02:00:37.000 You know, to be cool and fit in.

02:00:40.000 Sometimes I try.

02:00:41.000 When we're on that rooftop, I was trying and I'm like, I don't even know what I'm doing here.

02:00:44.000 But I have brothers.

02:00:45.000 I'll always try something.

02:00:46.000 Did you like it?

02:00:48.000 I thought it was okay.

02:00:49.000 I would never go by myself and do it.

02:00:52.000 Maybe just if you wanted to be one of the guys?

02:00:54.000 I did want to be one of the guys.

02:00:55.000 I have brothers.

02:00:56.000 I don't pretend that's not my life.

02:00:58.000 That's a weird thing, right?

02:01:00.000 If you wanted to go to a cigar bar, be one of the guys, sit around, talk about sports.

02:01:06.000 Show up!

02:01:07.000 I'm like, listen.

02:01:08.000 Grow up my mustache.

02:01:09.000 Probably get a lot of attention.

02:01:11.000 Yeah, but you know, I feel like I just like to try things anyway, so...

02:01:16.000 Instead of maybe judging the trying to be one of the guys, I try to be one of the girls too.

02:01:21.000 Just give it a shot. 0.99

02:01:23.000 I like to just try shit out. 0.99

02:01:25.000 Do you ever sit down and say, okay, this is some things I'd like to try. 0.99

02:01:29.000 I'd like to try bungee jumping.

02:01:31.000 I'd like to try race car driving.

02:01:33.000 I'd like to try...

02:01:34.000 Do you ever do that?

02:01:35.000 Not really.

02:01:36.000 I'm just open to when opportunities unfold.

02:01:40.000 Because I have gone skydiving.

02:01:42.000 I went with my friend Aaron and we would go on the date.

02:01:45.000 She used to go with her dad and her dad passed away.

02:01:47.000 So we'd go on his pass away date.

02:01:50.000 And this year we didn't...

02:01:51.000 Did you die skydiving?

02:01:52.000 He didn't.

02:01:53.000 Wouldn't that be cool?

02:01:54.000 No, but they used to always go skydiving.

02:01:57.000 It would be gangster of us to keep going.

02:01:59.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

02:02:01.000 No, he passed away.

02:02:03.000 He had Parkinson's.

02:02:05.000 But he...

02:02:07.000 So we would go for that.

02:02:08.000 And then this time she has kids now.

02:02:10.000 And I remember feeling the first time we went, I did only go once, but when we went, I remember feeling like my whole life I've been waiting to go skydiving.

02:02:18.000 This was going to be this amazing experience.

02:02:20.000 And then I wasn't scared to death.

02:02:22.000 I was looking for that Fear of death moment.

02:02:26.000 You didn't have it?

02:02:26.000 Really?

02:02:26.000 I didn't because I was attached to the guy, and I just knew that they did it so often.

02:02:31.000 I was like, this guy's not going to want to die, so he's going to do it right.

02:02:34.000 Sometimes you think they get a little too casual.

02:02:37.000 Maybe, but then on stage I was doing a joke about how I was underwhelmed by it, and how next time I want to go up, I want to go to a place with one star that has...

02:02:48.000 And I want the guy to be like, there's two parachutes, one works, pick, you know?

02:02:53.000 But then this guy in the audience came up to me, him and his wife, and she goes, oh, he's a skydiving instructor and he'll take you out and really scare the shit out of you.

02:03:00.000 And I was like, um, maybe I don't mean that.

02:03:02.000 And I never took him up on it because I was like...

02:03:05.000 Yeah, what if he tried hard to scare you and wanted to die? 0.98

02:03:07.000 Those guys die.

02:03:09.000 Brian Redband, one of his dad's co-workers, was always trying to get him to skydive.

02:03:14.000 Like, you should come skydive with me.

02:03:16.000 Skydiving's awesome.

02:03:17.000 Skydive's awesome.

02:03:18.000 And then one day he showed up at work and they're not there.

02:03:21.000 No.

02:03:22.000 He's like, what happened?

02:03:25.000 Parachute didn't open.

02:03:26.000 Yeah, my dad's friend is a skydiver and he went into the hospital.

02:03:30.000 I think he shattered a bunch of stuff and he stole skydives.

02:03:33.000 Jesus.

02:03:34.000 What happened? 0.98

02:03:34.000 It didn't deploy or it deployed fucked up? 0.98

02:03:36.000 I don't know the story, but also on the challenge, you saw... 0.89

02:03:41.000 What's his name?

02:03:44.000 With the hand...

02:03:46.000 Jordan.

02:03:47.000 Jordan.

02:03:48.000 36 seasons.

02:03:49.000 Yeah, 36 seasons. 1.00

02:03:50.000 There's this guy, Jordan, who is a fucking gangster, okay? 0.99

02:03:53.000 He was born with, like, two fingers on his hand, okay? 0.99

02:03:56.000 So he competes in all these things with one...

02:03:59.000 Well, he can still use it, but, like, pretty much one hand.

02:04:02.000 But he did a...

02:04:03.000 They had to parachute down. 0.86

02:04:04.000 They had to skydive down, and his parachute didn't open, or he came down too fast, and he fucked himself up, but he still ended up doing the challenge, which is, like, three days, I think they do it, where they barely sleep, and it's just these... 0.86

02:04:14.000 It's TJ Lavin hosted.

02:04:15.000 Are you friends with him?

02:04:16.000 I don't know who that is.

02:04:17.000 Oh, he was a BMX dirt bike rider.

02:04:22.000 My jiu-jitsu instructor, John Jock Machado, he was born like that.

02:04:25.000 He only has one hand.

02:04:26.000 One of his hands only has a thumb. 1.00

02:04:30.000 These are the people that you see the shit they can do and then you're like, okay, I better get off the fucking couch. 0.99

02:04:34.000 John Jock is one of the greatest jiu-jitsu players of all time. 1.00

02:04:38.000 He won Abu Dhabi with one hand. 0.98

02:04:41.000 Strangles the shit out of people. 1.00

02:04:43.000 He gets that arm, the left hand, the one that only has a thumb, he slides that thing right under people's fucking necks. 1.00

02:04:49.000 And you can't break his cable grip? 0.99

02:04:52.000 Gable grip.

02:04:53.000 Gable grip, I mean?

02:04:54.000 Well, the way you gable grip is you only really need one good hand to gable grip.

02:04:58.000 Yeah.

02:04:58.000 You know?

02:04:59.000 I mean, you could easily grip someone like this.

02:05:02.000 Yeah.

02:05:02.000 But he's, you know, choking people like this, where he's sliding it under the arm and then gripping his hands.

02:05:07.000 But he's also, you know, he's been doing jiu-jitsu since he was a baby.

02:05:11.000 Now would you compete in jiu-jitsu still?

02:05:13.000 Not at this stage of my life.

02:05:15.000 It's just asking to get hurt.

02:05:17.000 And do you, like, spar and stuff still?

02:05:19.000 Yeah, sure.

02:05:21.000 Do you ever get hurt?

02:05:22.000 Yeah.

02:05:23.000 Yeah, I got hurt a couple weeks ago.

02:05:24.000 What happened? 0.96

02:05:25.000 Fucked something up my back. 1.00

02:05:27.000 Is it still fucked up? 1.00

02:05:28.000 It's a little weird. 0.99

02:05:29.000 It's okay.

02:05:29.000 But you don't regret it?

02:05:30.000 But you know what it is?

02:05:31.000 No.

02:05:32.000 I think there's a certain amount of risk that you're going to take if you do stuff that's fun, that's physical.

02:05:41.000 Physical things, especially like jujitsu or running hills.

02:05:46.000 Kettlebell workouts or anything crazy like that.

02:05:48.000 Kickboxing. 1.00

02:05:48.000 It's fucking... 1.00

02:05:49.000 You're putting a lot of stress. 1.00

02:05:51.000 You're exploding.

02:05:52.000 There's a lot of energy.

02:05:53.000 A lot of explosive moves.

02:05:55.000 They test all your tendons and muscles.

02:05:57.000 But one of the things that I've realized is, like, I can't not get massages.

02:06:02.000 I have to get massages.

02:06:03.000 And I didn't get one for a year because of the pandemic.

02:06:06.000 I basically didn't get...

02:06:07.000 And then my back was so knotted up.

02:06:10.000 But I got...

02:06:12.000 Two serious deep tissue massages in a week, and it just kind of straightened up everything.

02:06:17.000 How long are they?

02:06:18.000 How long do you go?

02:06:18.000 90 minutes.

02:06:19.000 90 minutes. 0.99

02:06:20.000 They beat the fuck out of you, too. 0.99

02:06:21.000 You don't enjoy a second of it. 0.99

02:06:23.000 Yeah, no, I've never...

02:06:24.000 I hate massages that feel good.

02:06:26.000 Really?

02:06:26.000 Yeah, I don't like a soft massage.

02:06:29.000 Nothing is more upsetting.

02:06:30.000 I'm always like, give me the elbow.

02:06:32.000 Nothing in the world.

02:06:33.000 Wow.

02:06:34.000 And I know about Waco.

02:06:35.000 I know what happened there.

02:06:36.000 Surfing.

02:06:37.000 I'm not talking about the surfing. 0.99

02:06:40.000 But yeah, no, I really, yeah, I like a deep motherfucking massage. 0.98

02:06:44.000 But do you know the Dr. Cerno thing? 0.99

02:06:46.000 Oh, that's that guy, the back pain guy?

02:06:49.000 Yeah, where he's like, it's all repressed childhood rage, which is so funny. 0.58

02:06:51.000 That's nonsense. 1.00

02:06:52.000 But listen, that shit drives me fucking crazy. 1.00

02:06:56.000 Because I'm going to just explain this right now. 1.00

02:06:58.000 Saying that as an open general statement is so fucking stupid because people have bulging discs that push on their nerves and their fucking arms atrophy and their hands stop working. 1.00

02:07:09.000 That shit's real, okay? 1.00

02:07:10.000 It's not childhood memories. 1.00

02:07:12.000 Some people, some people have back pain that's just stress and tension.

02:07:17.000 Some people. 0.94

02:07:18.000 But a lot of people have fucking serious spine injuries. 0.98

02:07:22.000 The idea that... 0.97

02:07:23.000 Oh, it's all...

02:07:24.000 Somebody tried to explain it to me. 1.00

02:07:25.000 I went, shut the fuck up. 0.99

02:07:27.000 You should have him on here and have him try to explain it to you. 1.00

02:07:30.000 That's the type of shit I want to see. 0.99

02:07:31.000 No, I'd like to have him on with an actual spinal surgery. 1.00

02:07:34.000 Do it.

02:07:34.000 Do that.

02:07:35.000 A guy who talks about...

02:07:36.000 Okay, let me explain. 0.99

02:07:37.000 This is a fucking metal cage we had to put on this guy's back because his spine was crumbling. 0.99

02:07:41.000 And this is another guy who lost all use of his left calf because his nerves were pinched off. 0.99

02:07:46.000 Like, he's right in some ways, and this is how he's right.

02:07:50.000 He's right that some people carry so much stress and so much tension and that they sort of almost distract themselves with back pain.

02:07:59.000 But then there's also legitimate significant injuries. 0.81

02:08:03.000 And I've dealt with a lot of those fucking Looney Tunes because I had a bulging disc for like a long time. 0.97

02:08:10.000 And I was going to a chiropractor before I knew that was nonsense. 0.98

02:08:13.000 And this is how he told me that I didn't have a bulging disc.

02:08:16.000 He pushed down on my head.

02:08:17.000 No, I hate when they do the thing. 0.73

02:08:19.000 They do nonsense. 0.67

02:08:19.000 He was like pushing down on my head. 0.67

02:08:21.000 He's like, nope, definitely.

02:08:21.000 If that doesn't hurt, you definitely have a bulging disc.

02:08:23.000 So I'm like, man, I need to go to a real doctor.

02:08:25.000 And I finally went to a guy who deals with neck injuries, and he took me in for an MRI. And he's like, look, this is how your disc is bulging out and pressing.

02:08:35.000 And you have disc degeneration, which means all the cushioning in between my spine, all of it was shrinking.

02:08:43.000 And my height, I'm shrinking because these little discs are shrinking.

02:08:47.000 And so it makes your back more irritable because there's no cushioning.

02:08:51.000 Is that why people shrink anyway?

02:08:54.000 Old people. 0.98

02:08:54.000 That's why old people shrink. 0.98

02:08:56.000 What's going on is their spine.

02:08:58.000 The juiciness in between your discs, it all goes away.

02:09:02.000 Think about...

02:09:03.000 Here's your spinal cord.

02:09:05.000 You have all these bones, and in between the bones, you have these discs.

02:09:09.000 And these things, if you do...

02:09:11.000 Especially wrestlers. 1.00

02:09:13.000 Wrestlers, their backs are all fucked up. 1.00

02:09:15.000 And a lot of jiu-jitsu guys. 1.00

02:09:16.000 I have...

02:09:17.000 Four friends with fake discs in their back.

02:09:20.000 I know so many people that have their backs fused and necks fused.

02:09:24.000 Does it help?

02:09:27.000 It does kinda for now, but it's all for now.

02:09:31.000 It's just letting you know the end is near. 1.00

02:09:33.000 But my point is, anybody that says That it's all in your head is fucking crazy. 0.99

02:09:39.000 That's a crazy thing to say. 0.99

02:09:41.000 Because my friend Travis Luter, who is in here with Kevin Holland, who's his coach, he's an infamous jiu-jitsu guy, very famous.

02:09:49.000 Travis is world-class, top of the food chain.

02:09:52.000 He had to get his neck fused.

02:09:53.000 He's got these bolts and screws in his neck.

02:09:56.000 Can he turn his neck?

02:09:56.000 It's kind of stiff.

02:09:57.000 It's like this.

02:09:58.000 But he still trains.

02:09:59.000 He loves training so much that he just It really is so fun.

02:10:03.000 I didn't really learn that much about the sport.

02:10:05.000 I don't know any of the fighters really, but I just went to class as the exercise and learning the things.

02:10:11.000 And just as it is like doing math problems on a body is how it felt. 0.98

02:10:15.000 It was really such a fun fucking workout. 0.99

02:10:18.000 And the risk of getting hurt makes it a little bit more exciting. 0.99

02:10:22.000 It is a little exciting in that regard.

02:10:24.000 But there's ways to mitigate it.

02:10:25.000 There's ways to mitigate it.

02:10:27.000 And that's one of the things that I work really hard on is like strengthening my neck and strengthening my back and strengthening all of the different muscles that protect all that area.

02:10:35.000 Like I have this reverse hyper machine now from Sorenx that I use.

02:10:40.000 And then I have like this iron neck thing that I do. 0.98

02:10:43.000 Well, I've got a fucking halo on my head with a bungee cord. 1.00

02:10:46.000 I'm doing this shit. 1.00

02:10:48.000 And that's why my neck is so thick. 1.00

02:10:50.000 Yeah, it really is.

02:10:51.000 It's all these kind of exercises.

02:10:52.000 This is a new...

02:10:53.000 This has happened over the past, what, 10 years?

02:10:55.000 Yes.

02:10:56.000 Your neck popped?

02:10:57.000 Yeah.

02:10:57.000 Well, that's when I really got into...

02:10:59.000 Well, it was more than that when I really got into jiu-jitsu.

02:11:01.000 But I really got into strengthening my neck after the neck injury.

02:11:04.000 So that was like...

02:11:05.000 I really fucked it up around 2009-ish or 2008-ish, somewhere around then. 0.53

02:11:10.000 It was bad. 0.93

02:11:11.000 Like, my hands were going numb.

02:11:13.000 Oof.

02:11:13.000 It was a real problem.

02:11:15.000 And I didn't understand why.

02:11:16.000 And it just...

02:11:17.000 That's the thing.

02:11:18.000 You can't go to chiropractors for these things.

02:11:20.000 You have to go to a real doctor.

02:11:23.000 Here's the other thing, because real doctors always want to cut you.

02:11:26.000 They're like, you need surgery!

02:11:28.000 They always say the worst thing.

02:11:29.000 Well, not all of them.

02:11:30.000 I don't want to generalize, but I did.

02:11:32.000 Too late.

02:11:33.000 Some doctors are awesome.

02:11:34.000 I got really lucky that the doctor that I went to, one of them wanted to do surgery.

02:11:39.000 The other one was like, I think you should try biological treatments like stem cells.

02:11:43.000 I found out about Regenikine and then I had this Regenikine treatment done and that cured me up.

02:11:49.000 That fixed my bulging disc.

02:11:50.000 And how do they do it?

02:11:50.000 It's an injection or what?

02:11:52.000 It's your own blood.

02:11:53.000 They take your own blood and they spin it in a centrifuge.

02:11:55.000 It's like platelet-rich plasma, but they add a bunch of stuff to it.

02:11:59.000 I forget how exactly that works.

02:12:00.000 You're going to catch me spinning a tampon like, is this how it works? 0.81

02:12:02.000 I don't think that's...

02:12:04.000 And then they inject it directly into the areas because it produces this incredible anti-inflammatory medicine from your own blood.

02:12:12.000 How fast does it work?

02:12:13.000 For me, it was two weeks.

02:12:15.000 I had this bulging disc and it was painful.

02:12:17.000 My elbow would hurt out of nowhere.

02:12:19.000 But it was because my disc was pushing against the nerve.

02:12:23.000 And so the stem cell regrows the juicy part?

02:12:26.000 Well, that wasn't stem cells.

02:12:27.000 That's not stem cells.

02:12:28.000 That's Regenikine.

02:12:29.000 Regenikine, again, it's like a platelet-rich plasma thing. 0.96

02:12:32.000 The stem cell shit that I've gotten, I've gotten that in my knees, I've gotten that in my shoulders, I've gotten that in my back. 0.92

02:12:39.000 I'm just like a science experiment. 0.98

02:12:41.000 That's cool.

02:12:41.000 But it works.

02:12:42.000 I mean, I'm 53, and I still work out pretty much exactly the same way.

02:12:48.000 Like, everything I do, I do pretty much the same way I did when I was 25 or 35 or even 45. And I'm almost 55. I'll be 55 in a couple years, which is crazy.

02:12:57.000 I thought I was going to catch you on a weird lie that you were 54. I'll be 54 in August.

02:13:02.000 It's not that far away.

02:13:03.000 I'm basically 54. When's your birthday?

02:13:05.000 August what?

02:13:05.000 11. I'm going to come up with a really good present to get you.

02:13:08.000 Ooh, I'm excited.

02:13:09.000 What do you get the king?

02:13:10.000 I'll come up with something really good.

02:13:11.000 A hug.

02:13:14.000 But anyway, the point is, not everybody has access to all this stuff, right?

02:13:18.000 It costs a lot of money to do all these treatments.

02:13:21.000 How much can you say?

02:13:22.000 How much it is?

02:13:22.000 It's a lot.

02:13:22.000 It's like tens of thousands of dollars for all these different things that I'm doing.

02:13:26.000 For each, like, injection type thing? 0.99

02:13:28.000 Yeah, it's fucking expensive. 0.98

02:13:30.000 The Regenikine's expensive. 0.99

02:13:31.000 And it's multiple treatments, too. 0.97

02:13:33.000 There's pictures of me getting Regenikine, like, on my back online with these fucking, like, these needles in my back. 0.98

02:13:41.000 And then they squirt the blood into these little holes. 0.97

02:13:44.000 How long does it take?

02:13:44.000 When do they take the blood to when they put it back in you?

02:13:47.000 I think it's like a 10-hour process.

02:13:49.000 And do you stay at the place?

02:13:50.000 No, you go the next day.

02:13:52.000 So they'll draw your blood and then they'll do it either the next day or, you know, following days, whenever you have the time.

02:13:58.000 That's so interesting.

02:13:58.000 I really like, the thing I always think about is I have TMJ. That's like a thing I've had since I was a kid.

02:14:03.000 And whenever you go to a doctor, they're like, oh, it's stress or whatever. 0.99

02:14:06.000 And you're like, it's fucking stress. 0.99

02:14:07.000 What do you mean it's fucking stress? 0.99

02:14:08.000 What exactly does TMJ mean? 0.97

02:14:10.000 Now, TMJ is actually the name of it.

02:14:11.000 It's the trigeminal.

02:14:14.000 Yeah, it's, I don't, I can't pronounce.

02:14:16.000 I should know what it is.

02:14:16.000 But Jamie, if you were.

02:14:18.000 Too much jizz? 0.96

02:14:19.000 Yeah, it's too much jizz.

02:14:22.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.

02:14:25.000 Temporomandibular.

02:14:27.000 Temporal.

02:14:28.000 It's the name of the joint, but it's actually a TMJD, which is the disorder.

02:14:35.000 Temporomandibular joint.

02:14:36.000 So TMD. Can I actually make that smaller, please?

02:14:40.000 Smaller so we can all read the whole thing?

02:14:42.000 What are you doing? 1.00

02:14:43.000 Jamie, what the fuck? 1.00

02:14:44.000 What are you doing? 1.00

02:14:44.000 I'm zooming out and it's not going. 1.00

02:14:45.000 Oh. 1.00

02:14:46.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:14:47.000 What the fuck, bro? 1.00

02:14:48.000 TMJ disorder is a type of temporomandibular disorder or TMD can cause pain in your joint. 0.99

02:14:56.000 Let's find out with the treatment.

02:14:58.000 Let's see.

02:14:58.000 How do you relieve it?

02:14:59.000 Let's see the treatment.

02:15:01.000 I've tried like acupuncture. 1.00

02:15:03.000 Imagine if it was just sucking dick all day. 1.00

02:15:06.000 That's the only way. 1.00

02:15:07.000 I would, you know, they tell you not to.

02:15:08.000 There was like a list when I went to this one TMJ clinic.

02:15:12.000 And they were like, don't chew gum, don't do this, don't do that. 1.00

02:15:14.000 And I posted it and added, don't suck dick. 1.00

02:15:16.000 Mayo treatment? 1.00

02:15:17.000 Go to Mayo, you add it?

02:15:18.000 There are times.

02:15:19.000 I've had boyfriends that were, it's really like, I'm so sorry, we're not compatible.

02:15:22.000 Because of that?

02:15:23.000 My jaw will start clicking.

02:15:25.000 Oh, okay.

02:15:26.000 Listen, feel your jaw, observe the range of motion.

02:15:30.000 Okay, they're not saying anything.

02:15:32.000 What's the treatment?

02:15:33.000 Care.

02:15:34.000 Scroll down.

02:15:35.000 There's nothing down there.

02:15:36.000 Doesn't say anything?

02:15:36.000 There's really, it's like...

02:15:39.000 Pain relievers.

02:15:41.000 Antidepressants.

02:15:42.000 What?

02:15:42.000 Because it's like a tension, for me at least.

02:15:46.000 It was like I grind my teeth at night.

02:15:48.000 It's bruxism.

02:15:49.000 So it's a tightened jaw at night.

02:15:50.000 I do exercise with my jaw.

02:15:53.000 You do?

02:15:53.000 I have this rubber thing that I bite down on.

02:15:55.000 I put it in my teeth and I go like this.

02:15:57.000 I... Yeah, no, I've seen those.

02:15:58.000 I think because I already have it out of place that that's bad for me.

02:16:03.000 I think I need to get like, I've been looking into, what do you call them?

02:16:08.000 What kind of doctor?

02:16:09.000 Cranial sacral doctor?

02:16:11.000 Voodoo? 0.85

02:16:12.000 Is that voodoo?

02:16:13.000 They don't voodoo on you. 0.85

02:16:15.000 Is cranial sacral not a real doctor? 0.86

02:16:17.000 No, it's like these chickens.

02:16:19.000 I don't know.

02:16:21.000 I'm like, yeah, I thought you know everything.

02:16:22.000 I've never heard of that.

02:16:23.000 But like, I think I need to do something where they expand my palate and my teeth and kind of like can adjust it.

02:16:31.000 But you know what worked for me and I got to get back into?

02:16:33.000 I did breath work and that is the only thing that has gotten my...

02:16:38.000 My tense, like, depression.

02:16:40.000 I think it is.

02:16:41.000 Well, I used to get so pissed when the doctors would say it.

02:16:42.000 It's like, it's your tension. 1.00

02:16:44.000 I'm like, fuck you, it's not. 0.99

02:16:44.000 And I'm like, oh, maybe it is. 0.99

02:16:47.000 To answer your question, because there's even a question, if it's legitimate, it might not be.

02:16:51.000 I don't know.

02:16:51.000 Oh, maybe?

02:16:52.000 It says there needs to be more evidence.

02:16:54.000 Oh, okay.

02:16:54.000 What?

02:16:55.000 Plenty of anecdotal evidence that it's CST. What is CST? Craniosacral therapy.

02:17:00.000 Oh, okay.

02:17:01.000 Effective treatment, but more research is needed to scientifically determine this.

02:17:05.000 Evidence that it can release stress and tension.

02:17:07.000 Some research suggests that it may only be effective in infants, toddlers, and children.

02:17:11.000 Does CBD work for you?

02:17:13.000 Does that reduce inflammation?

02:17:14.000 CBD, I never really got too into, but maybe now with my Kill Cliff.

02:17:20.000 CBD, 25 milligrams.

02:17:22.000 Yeah, that's not enough.

02:17:23.000 I mean, this is great for, you know, just overall.

02:17:26.000 If you have any CBD advice, let me know.

02:17:28.000 I do, yeah.

02:17:29.000 I'm a big believer in CBD. I'm a big believer in anything that you can do that reduces inflammation.

02:17:35.000 Inflammation is the cause of a lot of ailments in people.

02:17:39.000 A lot of sicknesses and disease comes out of inflammation.

02:17:43.000 And a lot of it is the diet that people eat, the bad foods, but inflammation in your jaw like that, I wonder if there's exercises that are good.

02:17:52.000 Oh, Jamie's got something.

02:17:53.000 CBD oil can relieve the pain caused by TMD by easing muscle tension and reducing inflammation.

02:17:59.000 The best benefit of CBD oil is its direct pain relief by applying the oil directly to sore areas.

02:18:06.000 You can experience pain relief in just minutes.

02:18:08.000 Some patients also choose to vaporize the oil during inhalation.

02:18:14.000 Yeah, there you go.

02:18:16.000 See exercises.

02:18:18.000 I hate taping. 0.99

02:18:20.000 What is that fucking thing that I use? 1.00

02:18:21.000 That Jawsercise? 0.99

02:18:23.000 Yeah, it's called Jawsercise.

02:18:24.000 I've seen those.

02:18:25.000 Those are cool.

02:18:25.000 I have big ass jaw muscles now.

02:18:28.000 These things are here.

02:18:28.000 Oh my god, imagine I come back looking more like Brett Butler each day.

02:18:33.000 But these muscles have 100% gotten bigger.

02:18:36.000 But I have, like, one is stronger than the other.

02:18:39.000 Sometimes I get massage...

02:18:40.000 Have you ever gotten anyone to give you a jaw massage, like, on the inside? 0.96

02:18:42.000 That feels fucking wild. 0.98

02:18:44.000 It's wild. 0.98

02:18:44.000 Yeah, it's really weird. 0.98

02:18:45.000 They put those little finger cots on.

02:18:46.000 I know, they're in your mouth.

02:18:48.000 Very weird.

02:18:49.000 I'm like, while you're in there...

02:18:50.000 Stretch your mouth down.

02:18:52.000 While you're in there, I'd like to...

02:18:53.000 Can you help me with my gag reflex?

02:18:56.000 Help me out, Doc.

02:18:58.000 I'm like, hey, that's not your finger.

02:19:00.000 Yeah, I was reading about this guy that got molested by his massage therapist and he didn't realize that he was getting molested by a male massage therapist. 1.00

02:19:12.000 He thought it was normal for the guy to put his fingers in his asshole. 1.00

02:19:16.000 Yes, my friend just had that happen. 1.00

02:19:17.000 Yeah, like, what?

02:19:19.000 He's like, listen, you gotta trust me. 1.00

02:19:21.000 I'm just gonna put my fingers in your ass. 1.00

02:19:24.000 It's fucking crazy. 1.00

02:19:25.000 And massage your prostate and everything. 1.00

02:19:28.000 And he was like, what? 0.99

02:19:29.000 And so this guy just was letting this guy basically just molest him.

02:19:33.000 Yeah, probably felt kinda good.

02:19:35.000 It probably did feel good.

02:19:36.000 He was like, oh, I do feel a release.

02:19:38.000 Imagine if he got hard and then he just...

02:19:39.000 He probably jizzed.

02:19:41.000 Maybe.

02:19:42.000 He's like, my mouth will actually help with the...

02:19:44.000 Ah, that's it.

02:19:45.000 No, but I definitely...

02:19:46.000 Your mouth will help me.

02:19:47.000 We'll help each other.

02:19:48.000 Why are you Mark Normand?

02:19:50.000 Oh, I'm not.

02:19:51.000 I'm gay. 1.00

02:19:52.000 I sucked his dick. 1.00

02:19:55.000 Hey, and that's what I did. 1.00

02:19:57.000 I had to do it.

02:19:59.000 But yeah, no, I've gotten, I, whenever I've gone to just these like whatever massage places, you know, that cost like 20 bucks.

02:20:05.000 Exactly. 1.00

02:20:06.000 I mean, when they go for your butt cheeks first and your asshole is getting like cold air going into it, you're like, Oh no, I'm getting one of these fucking massages. 1.00

02:20:14.000 You're looking at my asshole. 1.00

02:20:15.000 Why? 1.00

02:20:15.000 My asshole should not have cold air coming into it. 1.00

02:20:18.000 Clean, cold air. 1.00

02:20:19.000 And then you smell their breath on your asshole. 1.00

02:20:21.000 Oh my god, it's unbelievable. 1.00

02:20:22.000 They're blowing.

02:20:23.000 Oh no, they're warming it up.

02:20:24.000 But there was one I got where this guy left the room.

02:20:26.000 And you know how they're supposed to just expose one body part at a time?

02:20:30.000 There was just no... 0.99

02:20:30.000 I go, dude, you gotta put the fucking blanket on me. 0.99

02:20:32.000 And it's such a weird thing. 0.99

02:20:34.000 It's such a like...

02:20:35.000 I don't know if it's like PTSD or whatever, but it's like...

02:20:38.000 I just get quiet and don't say anything.

02:20:41.000 I tip the guy. 0.99

02:20:42.000 I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? 0.99

02:20:43.000 Why don't you have girls do it? 1.00

02:20:44.000 Well, that's what I've learned.

02:20:45.000 But I always wanted to get the guys because they would do it harder than the girls.

02:20:49.000 Oh, you can just get a fit gal. 1.00

02:20:50.000 I've got to get a fit gal. 1.00

02:20:51.000 I've got to be like, have you done Jawsercise?

02:20:54.000 Have you used the thing? 1.00

02:20:56.000 I'm going to grab your clit with my teeth, but trust me. 1.00

02:21:00.000 Like, there it is. 1.00

02:21:01.000 It's hanging. 1.00

02:21:02.000 I'm going to put my whole hand up your ass, and I'm going to bring you Nirvana. 1.00

02:21:05.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:21:05.000 Jessie Mae did like she repeated it someone else had already done it but she was doing like a fake kettlebell workout and she was like doing a squat with the kettlebell and then she had like her she edited so that was like her hands were in her pants like it was like labia or something picking up the kettlebell. 0.99

02:21:20.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

02:21:20.000 Yeah.

02:21:21.000 It was so gross and so funny. 0.94

02:21:24.000 Women do do that you know. 1.00

02:21:25.000 In real life? 0.99

02:21:26.000 Yeah, they have this world record pussy clamp lady from Russia. 1.00

02:21:30.000 She carries plates with her pussy. 1.00

02:21:33.000 Yeah, so she's got like a ball on a string. 1.00

02:21:36.000 She shoves that ball into her snatch and then clamps down with her pussy muscles and the string hangs down and she clips weights to it. 1.00

02:21:43.000 And she's there squatting. 1.00

02:21:45.000 She has it in her pussy and she's letting all the men know I'm here to make you comb forever. 1.00

02:21:53.000 Break your dick off. 1.00

02:21:54.000 You'll never stop combing with me. 1.00

02:21:58.000 Angelica has the pussy. 1.00

02:21:59.000 I just went to her page. 1.00

02:22:00.000 Did you see this thing she posted?

02:22:02.000 Yes, that guy.

02:22:03.000 So horrific.

02:22:04.000 I've seen that in the past.

02:22:05.000 And by the way, you can see that Russian lady opening for me at Dead Crow. 1.00

02:22:08.000 This guy had bolts stuffed into his ass cheeks and then bungee jumped from them. 0.99

02:22:15.000 I like those pants. 0.99

02:22:16.000 But I mean, what kind of a person?

02:22:18.000 Just what's the point of this?

02:22:19.000 What happened to his life? 1.00

02:22:21.000 They're hanging from the ass meat. 1.00

02:22:23.000 Oh! 1.00

02:22:24.000 Look at this.

02:22:26.000 I mean, how does it not rip off first of all? 1.00

02:22:30.000 I mean, he's hanging from the meat of his ass cheeks. 0.99

02:22:34.000 And he's like, I did it! 0.99

02:22:34.000 Look at that. 0.99

02:22:35.000 Look how it's, like, connected to his ass cheeks. 0.98

02:22:38.000 When I used to live in Santa Fe, there was this whole kind of, like, circus-y type crowd there. 0.97

02:22:43.000 And there was, like, a guy who had, like, traveled in the circus.

02:22:45.000 I wish I could remember his name.

02:22:46.000 But he hung a cinder block from his...

02:22:48.000 I went to this party up in the, like, in the mountains, like, these rich people in Santa Fe.

02:22:52.000 I was probably 20, 19 or 20. He hung a cinder block from...

02:22:56.000 I'll tell you because I want to tell you the whole story.

02:22:58.000 So the whole party was, do you remember the show Real Sex on HBO? Yeah.

02:23:02.000 So they had done an episode where they came, there were these like oil, these like lesbian oil wrestlers. 1.00

02:23:08.000 I think they were lesbians. 1.00

02:23:09.000 I think they were.

02:23:11.000 Oil wrestlers that would, that they came and did a piece on. 0.99

02:23:14.000 So then it was the premiere of that and I somehow like had a fake ID and met all these people and they invited me up to this house.

02:23:19.000 How old were you?

02:23:20.000 Like 20, maybe 1920. And then I had some fun in Santa Fe.

02:23:23.000 God damn, I love that town. 0.99

02:23:25.000 But So I went up to this party that they were having, which was the premiere of their episode of Real Sex. 1.00

02:23:30.000 And I remember I was like topless on a... 0.97

02:23:32.000 They had a bed of nails.

02:23:33.000 Like, does anyone want to do it?

02:23:34.000 And me and my gay friend were like, sure!

02:23:36.000 And we were just up there having fun.

02:23:38.000 And so I laid on this bed of nails. 1.00

02:23:40.000 And then this guy came up and he hung a cinder block off his dick. 1.00

02:23:44.000 He had a, I think, a piercing. 1.00

02:23:47.000 And then they did...

02:23:48.000 They pierced people's backs and they were like suspending them.

02:23:52.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:23:53.000 Yeah, it was really weird.

02:23:54.000 That's right out of the...

02:23:56.000 They used to do that in...

02:23:58.000 What Native American tribe was it?

02:24:00.000 There's a movie, A Man Called Horse, with...

02:24:04.000 God, I forget the old dude's name.

02:24:07.000 Famous Scottish guy.

02:24:11.000 Sean Connery?

02:24:12.000 No, Richard Harris.

02:24:15.000 It's an amazing movie.

02:24:17.000 They would go, I believe it was the Lakotas, they would put a cut in their chest plates and they would hang them. 0.99

02:24:28.000 Is this a white man playing this?

02:24:29.000 Did they whitewash this character?

02:24:31.000 No, it was supposed to be a white man in the movie.

02:24:33.000 It was Richard Harris, A Man Called Horse.

02:24:36.000 So it was basically a movie.

02:24:39.000 I forget what the ritual's called.

02:24:43.000 It's not the ghost dance.

02:24:44.000 Are they doing that as a punishment, Tim?

02:24:47.000 No, no, no.

02:24:48.000 It's a rite of passage. 0.99

02:24:49.000 Men would do it and they would proudly show their scars, like really fucked up scars. 0.95

02:24:53.000 The really tough guys wanted it to rip through their muscle tissue so you'd see these huge scars on their chest. 0.99

02:25:00.000 Sounds like a boob job to me. 1.00

02:25:02.000 I'm really pretty sure it was a Lakota thing.

02:25:06.000 Yeah, but this is the movie.

02:25:07.000 But suspension, just go, just Google Native American suspension ritual.

02:25:17.000 See, also dances with wolves.

02:25:20.000 American Western to portray the Sioux as a protagonist.

02:25:23.000 Oh, okay.

02:25:24.000 So that was the Sioux, I guess.

02:25:26.000 But the Sioux or the Lakota, I'm sorry, what am I talking about? 1.00

02:25:29.000 Fucking moron. 1.00

02:25:30.000 That's what it means. 1.00

02:25:31.000 Sioux means Lakota, what, savored hearted?

02:25:35.000 I try to say it as, I try to mean it when I say it.

02:25:41.000 Wait, what is this? 1.00

02:25:42.000 That's the girl that holds weight for the pussy. 1.00

02:25:44.000 Look at that booty, too. 1.00

02:25:46.000 She's got really strong ass muscles because of it. 1.00

02:25:48.000 Well, she likes to have a tight booty grip on the cock as well. 1.00

02:25:53.000 Look at her. 1.00

02:25:54.000 Aw, cutie. 0.98

02:25:55.000 She does kind of look like the girl that opened for me.

02:25:56.000 I don't like that.

02:25:57.000 That's not even impressive.

02:25:59.000 Either go hard or go home, okay?

02:26:01.000 If you see, like, a guy who's a powerlifting champion, but he's got a little pink dumbbell in his hand, I'm not impressed.

02:26:06.000 But here she is.

02:26:07.000 31 pounds.

02:26:08.000 You should get her with one of those, like, um... 0.99

02:26:09.000 This is my record. 1.00

02:26:11.000 31 pounds of pussy power. 1.00

02:26:13.000 One of your, um, kettlebells you should get her in. 1.00

02:26:15.000 Yeah, look at her. 0.91

02:26:18.000 That's amazing that she can do that, though.

02:26:20.000 Look at those weights.

02:26:21.000 She's getting it right up in the old cooter.

02:26:24.000 Oh, pop.

02:26:25.000 There it is.

02:26:26.000 Smell it.

02:26:27.000 I know.

02:26:27.000 What does it smell like?

02:26:29.000 Like, ma'am, I think you might have bacterial vaginosis.

02:26:33.000 Ma'am, you should get that checked out. 0.98

02:26:35.000 Did you have a fish fillet?

02:26:36.000 What is this?

02:26:36.000 Well, not only that, it's probably like an unnatural amount of sweat and strain.

02:26:40.000 Wait a second.

02:26:42.000 When you did the election thing, you were eating a fillet of fish.

02:26:46.000 Is that your move?

02:26:47.000 That's your McDonald's choice?

02:26:49.000 For McDonald's, that's my move.

02:26:50.000 It's my favorite too. 1.00

02:26:50.000 It's a fucking fish stick. 1.00

02:26:52.000 Thank you. 0.99

02:26:52.000 It's really good. 0.99

02:26:53.000 Tastes good.

02:26:54.000 I like it.

02:26:54.000 It's terrible for you.

02:26:55.000 I know.

02:26:56.000 It's probably barely fish.

02:26:57.000 It's probably something that knows fish.

02:26:58.000 I know. 1.00

02:26:59.000 It's like trimmings and shit all mushed out into that weird square. 0.99

02:27:03.000 It tastes so good though. 0.99

02:27:04.000 But was that like, that was just, did Tim bring, how did that happen?

02:27:08.000 I think we had someone go out and get food. 0.99

02:27:10.000 And you're just like, fuck it, let's do McDonald's. 1.00

02:27:13.000 Well, I think we were drunk. 1.00

02:27:14.000 And so Tim wasn't, Tim's sober.

02:27:16.000 Is he?

02:27:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:27:18.000 He's very sober.

02:27:19.000 Really?

02:27:20.000 He used to go hard in the paint.

02:27:22.000 Oh, yeah.

02:27:22.000 Yeah, he was...

02:27:23.000 I never heard hard in the paint, that line, but I understand.

02:27:26.000 You never heard hard in the paint?

02:27:27.000 Yeah, I never did.

02:27:28.000 It's a very common term.

02:27:30.000 But Tim used to go hard.

02:27:31.000 He used to party way too hard.

02:27:32.000 A lot of coke.

02:27:34.000 Yeah.

02:27:34.000 And then he'd go, okay, can't do this anymore.

02:27:37.000 Yeah.

02:27:38.000 Yeah, but we indulged in some terrible food.

02:27:41.000 Yeah.

02:27:42.000 And that's my move. 0.99

02:27:43.000 When I would come home from the store, if I was feeling really like, fuck it, I would go to McDonald's and get filet of fishes. 0.99

02:27:49.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:27:49.000 I watched that episode with Whitney in her gym. 0.99

02:27:52.000 We were working out in her gym, watching you guys.

02:27:55.000 And she was like, who won?

02:27:56.000 I still don't understand.

02:27:56.000 She kept texting.

02:27:57.000 She's like, what happened?

02:27:58.000 Whitney's like doing content. 0.86

02:27:59.000 She's like, Joe!

02:28:00.000 Who won?

02:28:01.000 No one knew who won.

02:28:02.000 That was the thing.

02:28:03.000 Do you know they're still contesting the election?

02:28:05.000 It's so crazy.

02:28:06.000 I was watching something about it today.

02:28:08.000 They're still contesting the election.

02:28:10.000 Apparently there's some recount going on right now in Arizona.

02:28:13.000 Is that real?

02:28:15.000 Like in some audit of the...

02:28:17.000 No, I'm telling you.

02:28:18.000 I think it's real. 1.00

02:28:18.000 Here we are in fucking... 1.00

02:28:20.000 What is it? 0.99

02:28:21.000 June?

02:28:21.000 I have no clue.

02:28:22.000 It's June.

02:28:23.000 I'm a comedian.

02:28:24.000 I don't know what month it is.

02:28:25.000 June.

02:28:26.000 Yeah.

02:28:27.000 June 14th.

02:28:28.000 Oh, it's my niece's birthday!

02:28:29.000 Flag day.

02:28:30.000 Happy birthday, Reese.

02:28:30.000 She's not watching.

02:28:31.000 She's a child.

02:28:32.000 One of the girls?

02:28:32.000 Nine, yeah.

02:28:33.000 Nine years old.

02:28:33.000 One of the girls that was in that video?

02:28:35.000 Yep, my baby.

02:28:35.000 Oh, that's cute.

02:28:36.000 I love her.

02:28:37.000 I love them so much.

02:28:38.000 I'm so...

02:28:39.000 My nephews are so cute.

02:28:40.000 I'm just so...

02:28:42.000 Lucky.

02:28:43.000 I'm just so grateful.

02:28:44.000 I love them.

02:28:45.000 That's awesome.

02:28:45.000 That's a great attitude.

02:28:46.000 Did you learn that from your friend Jim?

02:28:48.000 No, I knew that ahead of time.

02:28:49.000 Okay.

02:28:50.000 But I do, I'm very easily able to get into a peaceful state if I imagine my nieces and nephews hugging me.

02:28:56.000 You spent a lot of time with Whitney over the pandemic.

02:28:58.000 Oh my God, it was so fun.

02:28:59.000 You were basically living in her place for a while, right?

02:29:01.000 I wish.

02:29:02.000 Oh my God, I was living in a construction zone coming to her house.

02:29:05.000 You were just going over there?

02:29:06.000 Oh, I thought you were living there.

02:29:07.000 No, but we were there a lot.

02:29:08.000 It was so fun.

02:29:09.000 God.

02:29:10.000 And then I got a puppy, and she loved my dog.

02:29:12.000 We just had such a fun time.

02:29:14.000 You guys did a few podcasts together, but you never did a group podcast together.

02:29:17.000 That is a missed opportunity.

02:29:19.000 I know. 0.99

02:29:19.000 You two together would be a fucking amazing podcast. 0.99

02:29:22.000 I would love to do it. 0.92

02:29:23.000 I mean, she's just, listen, she works so hard on her, on Good For You, and I think it's such a good podcast.

02:29:28.000 It's amazing.

02:29:29.000 And I will re-approach her about doing a podcast, but I do think she might be too busy for it.

02:29:34.000 But I would love to do one with her.

02:29:36.000 I think you two together have a special chemistry. 0.99

02:29:39.000 You're both so ridiculous and the two of you together would be so funny. 1.00

02:29:43.000 You know what it is? 1.00

02:29:44.000 We're not worried about being like humiliated.

02:29:46.000 I think we will just like do whatever.

02:29:48.000 That's part of it.

02:29:48.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:29:49.000 But it's just the chemistry.

02:29:51.000 It's like you two as friends.

02:29:53.000 It's a fun friendship.

02:29:55.000 Like having you two on the podcast together was hilarious.

02:29:58.000 It was so fun.

02:29:58.000 Well that was kind of the beginning of us getting really close.

02:30:01.000 Really?

02:30:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:30:02.000 No shit. 0.99

02:30:02.000 Like, we were friends, and I would call her about stuff, and she would call me, but it was, it wasn't, we got really tight after that. 0.99

02:30:09.000 That's crazy.

02:30:10.000 Yeah, and now we have our chat thread, which we talk every day.

02:30:12.000 Yeah.

02:30:13.000 All three of us.

02:30:13.000 That's a great chat thread.

02:30:14.000 It's so fun.

02:30:16.000 Yeah, release it on my Patreon.

02:30:18.000 Just kidding.

02:30:18.000 Can you imagine?

02:30:19.000 Whoa, Jesus.

02:30:19.000 Can you imagine?

02:30:21.000 I didn't mean it.

02:30:27.000 There's some government official reading those things.

02:30:29.000 We should move it over to Signal.

02:30:30.000 There definitely is.

02:30:31.000 Yeah, we definitely should move it to Signal.

02:30:33.000 For some of the more risque links.

02:30:34.000 When I found you on Signal and the first thing I read, I was like, where can I buy DMT? That's crazy that you guys became close after that podcast.

02:30:45.000 We were friends, but she's like my soul sister. 0.94

02:30:50.000 I just really fucking love her. 0.56

02:30:51.000 She's a very unusual person. 0.77

02:30:52.000 I appreciate her.

02:30:54.000 Me too.

02:30:54.000 I really, really do.

02:30:55.000 But I just think the two of you guys together, it's a fucking wicked combination. 0.98

02:31:00.000 And you definitely should do something together. 0.99

02:31:01.000 Yeah.

02:31:02.000 If she has the time, I mean, I don't want to be the guy that tells, oh, you got to do this, but I just think, like, you guys together, like, when I'm with Duncan, all right, Duncan is my Whitney in that regard.

02:31:12.000 Like, when he was here the other day, I was like, dude, you and I together are so much better than I am by myself.

02:31:18.000 It's like, me and him together, it's a magic thing.

02:31:21.000 I go, let's do one a week.

02:31:22.000 He's like, I can't!

02:31:23.000 I can't live in Asheville, man!

02:31:26.000 But he's coming out here, and he's going to come out here for a month.

02:31:29.000 Wow.

02:31:30.000 What month is that?

02:31:31.000 I can't tell you.

02:31:32.000 You might tell people.

02:31:32.000 Well, whenever you tell me, I'll come out for that month, too.

02:31:35.000 He wants to come out here and look around.

02:31:37.000 I go, dude, move here. 1.00

02:31:38.000 Sell your fucking house. 1.00

02:31:39.000 It's too cold in Asheville. 1.00

02:31:41.000 Yeah, get out of there.

02:31:42.000 Asheville is so beautiful, though.

02:31:43.000 It's gorgeous.

02:31:44.000 God, is that a beautiful place.

02:31:45.000 But I'm telling him, you should live here, too.

02:31:48.000 Yeah.

02:31:48.000 Just live here most of the time.

02:31:50.000 You don't want to be there in the wintertime.

02:31:52.000 Right.

02:31:52.000 But that's how I feel about this place, too, when you were, like, moving out.

02:31:55.000 I'm like, I just plan on being here a long time.

02:31:57.000 Like, Tony was like, you're not gonna do Kill Tony.

02:31:59.000 I'm like, Tony, I'm gonna be out here all the time.

02:32:01.000 Like, I'll be back.

02:32:02.000 You'll be back.

02:32:02.000 Yeah, I love it.

02:32:03.000 Well, I'll have news, and I can give you some news after the podcast about the opening of the club, because I have some solid fucking options now. 0.79

02:32:11.000 And things are coming together, finally.

02:32:13.000 It's a long story, and one day I'll tell the whole thing, but the nightmare of trying to get a building and put together a club has been crazy, but a lot of monkey wrench stuff.

02:32:27.000 It's like some parts I can't tell because I'm a nice person, and I don't want to throw anybody under the bus because it'll be super obvious who I'm talking about, but I'll tell you.

02:32:36.000 Yeah.

02:32:39.000 But once it's up and running, I'm going to do my level best to make it the most accommodating and comfortable place for comedians.

02:32:50.000 I will tell you, I know you had told me some stuff, some of your plans, and after Tony's incident, everyone's now bagging phones.

02:33:02.000 What a heavenly situation it is to do a show with people's phones bagged.

02:33:07.000 I mean, it really does feel so fun.

02:33:11.000 People are so much more attentive.

02:33:12.000 Yeah, it's just, it's so, it's great.

02:33:15.000 And I, you know...

02:33:16.000 I saw on Dig the other day some guy was getting roasted because he was using his phone while his wedding vows were being read.

02:33:23.000 He's literally being married.

02:33:24.000 The priest is saying his stuff and he checks his phone.

02:33:26.000 That's me and Whitney.

02:33:27.000 And people are like, bro.

02:33:28.000 That's me and Whitney at our wedding. 1.00

02:33:30.000 But people are fucking addicts. 1.00

02:33:32.000 I'm... 1.00

02:33:32.000 This close, this close to getting a fucking flip phone. 1.00

02:33:35.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:33:35.000 I think I'm going to take this and just leave it somewhere all day and just have a flip phone where you have to call me. 0.99

02:33:41.000 And if you text me, I'm going to call you back.

02:33:43.000 Right.

02:33:44.000 I'm not, you know, I'll read your text, but I'm not, I just...

02:33:48.000 I feel like we're too fucking vulnerable.

02:33:51.000 It's too easy to get sucked into these things. 0.85

02:33:54.000 If I'm sitting here and I'm bored for five seconds, I go, hmm, let's check YouTube. 1.00

02:33:58.000 And I'm watching some stupid fucking video that I don't really care about. 1.00

02:34:01.000 And then you're sending it to me and Whitney and making us fucking watch it. 1.00

02:34:03.000 Yes. 0.98

02:34:04.000 Do you see that video that I sent you with a girl?

02:34:06.000 I didn't watch it yet.

02:34:06.000 Okay, wait.

02:34:10.000 Some of those are great.

02:34:11.000 Some of those are great.

02:34:12.000 But also what's great is just living.

02:34:15.000 One time when I was in Hawaii, I broke my phone.

02:34:17.000 It was weird.

02:34:18.000 It was a crazy break.

02:34:19.000 I dropped it and just started randomly calling people.

02:34:21.000 And I should have made a video of it because it was kind of crazy.

02:34:24.000 I'd be like, look.

02:34:25.000 And I would hold it up.

02:34:25.000 I held it up to my wife.

02:34:26.000 I'd go, watch this.

02:34:27.000 And then just, beep, it just starts dialing.

02:34:29.000 And I'd hang up.

02:34:30.000 And then it just, beep, starts dialing to someone else.

02:34:32.000 That's so sad.

02:34:33.000 People were so excited.

02:34:34.000 They're like, Joe Rogan's calling me?

02:34:35.000 Wow.

02:34:35.000 It was people that I knew, but I don't think they were that pumped.

02:34:38.000 But it was just randomly going through my contacts and dialing people. 0.99

02:34:43.000 And then I would swipe out of it, and it was like, nope, fuck you, we're calling people. 1.00

02:34:46.000 It was just calling people. 1.00

02:34:47.000 It was wild.

02:34:48.000 And so then it eventually just stopped working altogether, and I just shut it off.

02:34:51.000 But I couldn't get it to stop calling people.

02:34:53.000 So even when I was calling people, it was trying to hang up.

02:34:56.000 It was going nutty, so I got a new phone.

02:34:58.000 But I ordered it online, and then I had to pay for it to get shipped, but I was in Lanai.

02:35:04.000 Or Lanahi, if you want to say it the way they do.

02:35:07.000 Thank you.

02:35:07.000 I don't want to culturally appropriate the language.

02:35:09.000 So it took three days to get it to me.

02:35:11.000 And during that time, I was in bliss.

02:35:13.000 Yeah.

02:35:14.000 There was no phone.

02:35:15.000 I was just wandering around, just existing.

02:35:17.000 And I was like, this is better.

02:35:18.000 This is a better way to live.

02:35:19.000 Like this whole checking Twitter all day and checking Instagram and checking YouTube and what's going on in the news.

02:35:26.000 I would check the news app.

02:35:27.000 Oh, and then that happened. 0.99

02:35:29.000 Oh my god, the news app is such a fucking nightmare. 1.00

02:35:30.000 It's such a nightmare because it sucks you in. 1.00

02:35:32.000 And if you curate it, right?

02:35:34.000 Like, I want all news about, you know, I'm into technology, so it's all technology news or car news or sports, like fighting, and it's like, that's all it's giving me, and it's just like, uh, uh, uh. 1.00

02:35:47.000 You're just feeding your fucking head with nonsense. 0.99

02:35:49.000 Yeah, because it knows what you want and knows what's going to distract you and knows what's going to get you sucked in. 1.00

02:35:53.000 Just feeding your mind with nonsense.

02:35:55.000 I know.

02:35:56.000 But it also is fun.

02:35:58.000 I'm always like, I'm going to figure out one day a schedule where it's like I just post my stuff and then I put it away.

02:36:03.000 I think my move is to have that as like an extra phone and have a flip phone as like a real phone.

02:36:09.000 How many phones do you have?

02:36:10.000 I'll tell you off the air.

02:36:12.000 I have quite a few numbers. 0.99

02:36:14.000 Like, I have email addresses and a lot of other shit. 0.97

02:36:16.000 Well, Whitney, texting your... 0.96

02:36:19.000 Whitney?

02:36:20.000 Like, okay, by the way.

02:36:21.000 So, first of all, everyone's always like, stop name-dropping Whitney and John.

02:36:25.000 I'm like, I talk to these people every day.

02:36:26.000 Sorry, they're not your friends.

02:36:28.000 But so, Whitney...

02:36:30.000 Joe changed his phone number.

02:36:32.000 Am I allowed to say that?

02:36:34.000 Okay, changed his phone number.

02:36:35.000 And he goes, delete the old number.

02:36:38.000 Just use this number. 1.00

02:36:39.000 Whitney, that fucking bitch, she texted your old number every day for like 12 weeks. 1.00

02:36:47.000 I blame the ketamine. 1.00

02:36:48.000 That was her ketamine phase.

02:36:51.000 And then she goes, oh my god, we have to stop. 0.98

02:36:55.000 I go, bitch, I will have your back on a lot of things, but I have not texted that number once. 1.00

02:37:01.000 She, for whatever reason, didn't delete it. 0.98

02:37:04.000 And I gave her the number.

02:37:05.000 I'm like, this is the number.

02:37:07.000 Go to your phone.

02:37:08.000 Delete that one.

02:37:09.000 Don't use that one anymore because I don't carry it anymore.

02:37:11.000 If that thing's in a drawer, I pull it out once a week to see if there's anything really important.

02:37:15.000 And it's just always Whitney.

02:37:17.000 It was Whitney like 30 times. 1.00

02:37:19.000 I was like, Jesus, fucking ketamine. 0.99

02:37:21.000 Because I know ketamine is like, I think it's a disassociative. 1.00

02:37:24.000 It is a disassociative. 0.85

02:37:25.000 Yeah, which is like, she's disassociating my number and just fucking just making random phone calls. 1.00

02:37:29.000 She was on that shit a lot. 1.00

02:37:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:37:32.000 She offered it to me.

02:37:33.000 She's like, you want to try it?

02:37:34.000 She offered it.

02:37:34.000 I was on it for a little while too.

02:37:35.000 Then I got an ulcer.

02:37:36.000 I was like, I think I'm good.

02:37:38.000 Jesus Christ.

02:37:38.000 I don't need this.

02:37:39.000 I don't need to disassociate anymore.

02:37:40.000 There's a place that's opening up out here that does ketamine IV drips.

02:37:45.000 No, I think that's—I'm not knocking that.

02:37:47.000 I think that's something that could really help people.

02:37:49.000 It can really help people.

02:37:50.000 But you need it regulated.

02:37:51.000 But apparently, it's mind-blowing.

02:37:55.000 Apparently, like, Neil Brennan did it.

02:37:56.000 Yeah.

02:37:57.000 He said—because I go, what is it—I go, you're going to—because he was doing a lot of other things, right?

02:38:02.000 Because Neil's had some issues with depression.

02:38:03.000 He's pretty open about it.

02:38:05.000 And he was doing a bunch of different stuff.

02:38:07.000 And then he said to me, he goes, I'm going to do ketamine therapy.

02:38:11.000 I go, that's legal?

02:38:12.000 You're going to Whitney's house?

02:38:13.000 This was years ago.

02:38:14.000 I go, is this legal?

02:38:16.000 He goes, yeah, apparently.

02:38:18.000 I go, well, how much do they dose you up with?

02:38:20.000 He goes, well, I can't imagine it's a lot.

02:38:22.000 Oh, wrong. 0.99

02:38:23.000 They strap him to a chair like he's a mental patient and shove a fucking needle in his arm, and they gave him an IV drip of ketamine, and apparently it was like a full-blown psychedelic dose, and he goes, dudes, I am in this doctor's office, and I am fucking tripping balls. 0.99

02:38:39.000 I go, like, real tripping? 0.99

02:38:41.000 He goes, like, gone.

02:38:42.000 I couldn't believe how strong it was.

02:38:45.000 It's an insane dose they give you.

02:38:47.000 But they're monitoring you and watching you and making sure you're okay.

02:38:50.000 And then they talk it through with you and everything.

02:38:51.000 I guess, yeah.

02:38:52.000 I mean, but I don't know what ketamine is like.

02:38:55.000 Did you have a blowout experience?

02:38:56.000 I never...

02:38:57.000 No, I didn't go into a K-hole. 1.00

02:38:58.000 Maybe when I was in high school when I was doing it.

02:39:00.000 I mean, I used to do it at parties.

02:39:02.000 It was like a rave drug.

02:39:03.000 But what does it do to you?

02:39:04.000 What does it make it feel like?

02:39:05.000 I feel like a cloud.

02:39:06.000 Like, the night we did the rooftop thing, Whitney gave me some of her...

02:39:09.000 I was...

02:39:10.000 I was like, Whitney.

02:39:11.000 She was like, just do two squirts in each nostril. 1.00

02:39:13.000 Two squirts when you're talking to Jay Leno? 1.00

02:39:16.000 I was fucking high as shit. 1.00

02:39:17.000 I was trying to get off that fucking roof. 1.00

02:39:18.000 I was like, I'm a cloud. 1.00

02:39:19.000 I'm a cloud.

02:39:20.000 I'm a cloud.

02:39:20.000 I just was like, everything was just soft.

02:39:22.000 I was like, oh my god.

02:39:23.000 I mean, it felt great.

02:39:25.000 Remember when Jay Leno's fixing Whitney's zipper? 0.74

02:39:28.000 There is a picture.

02:39:29.000 I got a video.

02:39:30.000 There is a picture. 0.64

02:39:33.000 Whitney's crotch zipper broke. 1.00

02:39:36.000 She's like, Jay, can you fix this?

02:39:38.000 And Jay's like, okay. 0.99

02:39:39.000 His face is just in her crotch. 1.00

02:39:40.000 That is so funny. 0.98

02:39:42.000 But in all fairness, it was not his idea.

02:39:44.000 It was not.

02:39:45.000 It was Ketamine Whitney.

02:39:47.000 She first had her pink hair.

02:39:49.000 This was the beginning.

02:39:50.000 It was the beginning or the end.

02:39:51.000 It was when she was first starting the trip.

02:39:54.000 Yeah, God, she really is.

02:39:55.000 But she was laughing so hard.

02:39:57.000 I know.

02:39:57.000 Now I know she's on ketamine.

02:39:58.000 I mean, honestly.

02:40:00.000 I know, I thought I was killing.

02:40:01.000 I was like, I just thought I was funny.

02:40:02.000 You were funny.

02:40:03.000 It was funny.

02:40:04.000 That was a fun time.

02:40:05.000 Anytime comics can get together like that and just talk about what we do.

02:40:08.000 Because it's a weird thing to do.

02:40:11.000 And it's like, not everybody approaches it the same way.

02:40:14.000 And it helps to have, like, one of the best things about the store was it helped to have all those other comics around that were our peers that we could hang with.

02:40:23.000 You know, like that back bar.

02:40:25.000 I know.

02:40:25.000 The back bar's not open yet.

02:40:27.000 It's not open yet.

02:40:27.000 What?

02:40:28.000 Why isn't it open?

02:40:29.000 It just isn't open yet.

02:40:30.000 Is it COVID? Yeah, they still...

02:40:32.000 I don't know what they're doing. 0.97

02:40:33.000 How does that make any fucking sense? 0.95

02:40:33.000 I don't pay attention to any of those rules. 0.95

02:40:36.000 How does that make any fucking sense? 0.87

02:40:37.000 Well, it just kind of feels like if people want to get vaccinated, they got vaccinated, and now let's just move forward. 0.95

02:40:41.000 It's people's choice.

02:40:42.000 The rates of people getting it now are so low.

02:40:47.000 The rates of hospitalizations are so low.

02:40:49.000 You're worse off if you have the flu now.

02:40:52.000 It's like there's so few people that are getting it now.

02:40:54.000 I just tapped out.

02:40:55.000 And they understand how to treat it.

02:40:56.000 And then there's treatments like ivermectin and if you understand vitamins.

02:41:00.000 I hope more people use a preventative approach from here on out and take care of their body. 0.99

02:41:09.000 God damn it. 0.98

02:41:10.000 A big part of what happened with this, so many people I know that are really healthy got it and it was nothing. 1.00

02:41:16.000 Because your immune system is fucking strong. 0.98

02:41:19.000 That's not outside. 0.99

02:41:20.000 For some people it is.

02:41:22.000 Some people obviously have pre-existing conditions and medical issues.

02:41:25.000 I'm not talking about them.

02:41:27.000 I feel for them.

02:41:28.000 I get it.

02:41:29.000 But the rest of the people that are just normal, healthy folks, this is your chance.

02:41:33.000 This is your wake-up call. 1.00

02:41:35.000 Get your fucking body together. 1.00

02:41:37.000 Take care of it. 1.00

02:41:38.000 Stop pumping shitty food into it. 1.00

02:41:40.000 Laura bites this shit, alright? 1.00

02:41:42.000 Look at what she did. 1.00

02:41:43.000 She's a monster. 1.00

02:41:44.000 Did we just do Freaky Friday, bitch? 1.00

02:41:46.000 I gained weight, you lost it? 1.00

02:41:47.000 What the hell is this? 1.00

02:41:48.000 She's a monster. 1.00

02:41:49.000 She's so fucking disciplined. 1.00

02:41:51.000 She's like ripped now. 0.99

02:41:52.000 You know what?

02:41:53.000 She did always have it in her because she is so structured with her comedy and she works so hard.

02:41:58.000 I remember going, I was laughing with her about this because I was helping her go shopping for her David Spade outfit two years ago or whatever, and it was before she lost the weight.

02:42:07.000 And I was like, oh, you should wear this outfit.

02:42:09.000 And she goes, I can't show my arms.

02:42:10.000 She goes, Annie, my arms have never looked like that, like yours.

02:42:15.000 And I went, yeah, but mine have looked like yours.

02:42:17.000 And now they do.

02:42:19.000 I was like, you know, I work out. 0.99

02:42:20.000 This is when I was doing yoga and jujitsu every fucking day. 0.98

02:42:25.000 So I was like, I was working. 0.99

02:42:27.000 Yeah.

02:42:28.000 Well, you can get back to that.

02:42:29.000 Yeah.

02:42:29.000 I started doing yoga again.

02:42:31.000 I'm doing hot yoga again.

02:42:32.000 Yeah?

02:42:33.000 Hot yoga's awesome.

02:42:33.000 They allow that?

02:42:34.000 Do you have to do it with a mask on?

02:42:35.000 You have to do it with a mask on, but it actually doesn't...

02:42:37.000 It's not bad.

02:42:39.000 It actually helps you breathe.

02:42:40.000 It's not bad.

02:42:41.000 Do you smell farts with that mask on? 1.00

02:42:42.000 No farts, but you do smell your own nasty-ass breath. 0.99

02:42:45.000 It's very early that I took my class. 0.99

02:42:46.000 I know, right?

02:42:46.000 You get it in the mask, and it just bounces back at you?

02:42:49.000 That's why you gotta have a fresh mask each time. 1.00

02:42:51.000 You don't wanna be smelling that shit. 0.99

02:42:53.000 Do you use the paper ones? 1.00

02:42:55.000 Those are the best.

02:42:56.000 Yeah.

02:42:57.000 Well, I was using...

02:42:57.000 Yeah, I don't...

02:42:58.000 You know what I like about them? 1.00

02:42:59.000 You know it's bullshit. 1.00

02:43:00.000 It's like people with bandanas on. 1.00

02:43:02.000 They're just playing the game.

02:43:03.000 Oh, the bandanas are really like...

02:43:04.000 They're hilarious.

02:43:05.000 You're just playing a game.

02:43:06.000 I'm a bandit.

02:43:10.000 And then I like how people keep them around their necks so they look stylish.

02:43:14.000 Yeah.

02:43:14.000 And then they pull it up and they have to.

02:43:16.000 Well, it's like all the bike messengers were always wearing them.

02:43:18.000 Some people get mad at you, though.

02:43:20.000 You can't wear the bandana.

02:43:21.000 It's not good enough.

02:43:22.000 Like, airplanes wouldn't let you have the bandana.

02:43:24.000 Are people still mad, though?

02:43:25.000 I don't know.

02:43:25.000 Some people are.

02:43:26.000 Some people are just looking for an excuse to be mad.

02:43:29.000 They're excited about it.

02:43:31.000 You know?

02:43:32.000 I'm excited that this is coming to an end.

02:43:35.000 We're getting back.

02:43:36.000 Being on the road is so fun.

02:43:37.000 How amazing are the shows?

02:43:39.000 It's been great.

02:43:40.000 It's so amazing.

02:43:41.000 But I feel like I'm just getting my stage legs under me over the last few weeks.

02:43:45.000 And then I did a show Friday night in Arizona and it felt normal.

02:43:48.000 But it still feels like I've got to work.

02:43:51.000 It's like not having those 8-10 months of steady work.

02:43:57.000 It's like you've got to get back in shape again.

02:43:59.000 You've got to get your stage legs back.

02:44:01.000 It's fun though.

02:44:01.000 I feel like a new, fresh start.

02:44:03.000 It feels great.

02:44:03.000 I do too.

02:44:04.000 But a lot of my material is not new.

02:44:06.000 So a lot of my material is from the last year and a half or so before the pandemic.

02:44:09.000 Do you feel weird saying it?

02:44:11.000 Is it hard to resonate with it now?

02:44:14.000 No, it just needs to be, I wrote about it last night, I need to overhaul some stuff, get rid of some stuff.

02:44:20.000 Some stuff is just like having the wrong impact.

02:44:23.000 It's like, I'm doing this bit about offensive words, and I'm like, I feel like I need to restructure it.

02:44:30.000 But there's a lot of things like that.

02:44:33.000 So many of the bits that turned out to be some of my best bits, there was a point where I was ready to give up on them.

02:44:39.000 I was like, this is not coming across the right way, or people are misinterpreting it, or I'm not doing a good job of expressing it.

02:44:47.000 And then you just got to kind of step away.

02:44:48.000 And then I like to take it and put it down on index cards and just look at it and just stare at it and think about it.

02:44:56.000 Like, what am I doing What am I trying to say?

02:45:00.000 Maybe I need to rewrite the whole thing from scratch like it never existed.

02:45:05.000 Like this version of the bit doesn't exist.

02:45:07.000 I know I already have that.

02:45:09.000 That's already written.

02:45:10.000 Let me rewrite it.

02:45:11.000 Rewrite the whole thing.

02:45:12.000 Maybe there's a better way to do it.

02:45:13.000 Because sometimes it's like you're losing a certain percentage of the crowd with the way you're saying something that you don't have to lose.

02:45:21.000 And you can get them all or you can get a lot more of them if you just restructure things.

02:45:27.000 It also, for me, I know the discipline of knowing where each word is is good, but I also feel like I get very robotic when I do that.

02:45:35.000 So if I just go, this is the joke, this is the premise, and then I just redo it, then I'm saying it in a new way.

02:45:41.000 I'm fresher.

02:45:42.000 The audience is kind of hearing a new thing.

02:45:44.000 Even though when I restructure things, I still give myself the ability to free ball on stage because you have a feeling when there's too many words to something and you don't know until you're up there.

02:45:56.000 Or maybe a feeling that maybe you need more words.

02:45:59.000 Or maybe you need to look at it from other people.

02:46:03.000 Stanhope said something once that really resonated.

02:46:05.000 It was always a great idea.

02:46:07.000 He said, I look at my bits like I'm a prosecuting attorney. 0.99

02:46:10.000 Like I'm going after those bits for being fucked up. 0.99

02:46:14.000 Or I'm going after those bits for being lazy or something like that. 0.99

02:46:17.000 I was like, oh.

02:46:18.000 That's awesome.

02:46:19.000 That's a great perspective.

02:46:21.000 Yeah.

02:46:21.000 Well, it's like how science is trying to prove themselves wrong.

02:46:24.000 Yes.

02:46:25.000 The good ones.

02:46:26.000 Yeah.

02:46:26.000 I love Doug Stanhope.

02:46:28.000 You guys talked about me on this podcast and it was very, very nice.

02:46:31.000 It was so sweet.

02:46:32.000 I haven't met him yet, but...

02:46:33.000 Really?

02:46:33.000 Yeah, I met all his friends.

02:46:35.000 He's the nicest.

02:46:36.000 Yeah, I want to go to Bisbee.

02:46:37.000 Would you go with me?

02:46:38.000 No.

02:46:38.000 Not into Bisbee?

02:46:39.000 No. 0.99

02:46:39.000 That place is ridiculous. 0.99

02:46:40.000 Let's bring him here. 0.99

02:46:41.000 Yeah, bring him here.

02:46:42.000 Do a show.

02:46:43.000 I'll fly him out.

02:46:43.000 It'll be so fun.

02:46:44.000 Yeah.

02:46:45.000 When do we get to fly private, Joe?

02:46:47.000 When do you want to?

02:46:48.000 I don't know.

02:46:48.000 Where can we go?

02:46:49.000 What can we do?

02:46:49.000 Oh, we'll figure something.

02:46:50.000 Want to work with me on the road?

02:46:51.000 Yeah.

02:46:52.000 Want to do a gig?

02:46:52.000 I would love to.

02:46:53.000 Okay, we'll do some gigs.

02:46:54.000 Can we go to Hawaii or Vegas?

02:46:56.000 Well, I'm booked in Vegas already.

02:46:59.000 I'm doing MGM with Chappelle and Segura.

02:47:04.000 Wow.

02:47:05.000 Oh, all three of you?

02:47:06.000 Yeah, nobody knows the Segura until now.

02:47:07.000 I spill the beans, whoopsies.

02:47:09.000 There you go.

02:47:10.000 Yeah, July 8th and 9th.

02:47:11.000 Oh, cool.

02:47:12.000 We're doing the MGM. That's cool.

02:47:14.000 And Donnell's going to be there, too, and I don't know who else. 0.88

02:47:16.000 I fucking love Donnell. 0.96

02:47:17.000 I love Donnell, too. 0.99

02:47:18.000 I told you he got me my start in comp, pretty much.

02:47:20.000 Really?

02:47:20.000 He put me up when I was fresh.

02:47:22.000 I had just done two open mics.

02:47:23.000 I just quit drinking.

02:47:25.000 My friend went to school with Esther Koo that I was living with, and Esther Koo was like... 0.96

02:47:30.000 I forgot about Esther.

02:47:31.000 You want to be a comedian?

02:47:31.000 She goes, I'm going to Ashley Larry's party.

02:47:34.000 So I went to a Super Bowl party at his house, talking to one of his friends.

02:47:37.000 One of his friends was like, oh, you're funny.

02:47:41.000 Are you a comedian?

02:47:41.000 I was like, well, I just started or whatever.

02:47:43.000 And he goes, Donnell, put her on your new show.

02:47:45.000 And he goes, are you ready this Monday?

02:47:46.000 And I go, I'm not really ready.

02:47:47.000 And he humiliated me in front of everyone. 1.00

02:47:50.000 He was like, go hard or go home, bitch. 1.00

02:47:52.000 And I was so embarrassed. 1.00

02:47:53.000 And then I went.

02:47:54.000 And then he started putting me up every Monday.

02:47:56.000 I went on the road with him.

02:47:57.000 I love him.

02:47:57.000 He's the best.

02:47:58.000 I saw him when I was here last time.

02:48:00.000 He was at the Vulcan.

02:48:02.000 And I waited until after a set, and I was like, hey. 0.98

02:48:04.000 And he was like, bitch, why did you not come on stage when I was on stage? 1.00

02:48:06.000 I didn't even think about it. 0.99

02:48:07.000 But he was like, you should have come up.

02:48:09.000 He and I and Dave and all the people that opened when we did the stub shows, that was a real bonding moment because that was the height of the pandemic.

02:48:18.000 Everybody was freaked out and we were testing hundreds and hundreds of people for every show.

02:48:24.000 Every show we did, we tested the entire crowd and we did it outside and they all had masks on.

02:48:28.000 But it was at the point in time where people were really freaked out and we put it together and we had a good time and a bunch of them.

02:48:35.000 Wind up getting COVID. But I didn't.

02:48:39.000 I know.

02:48:39.000 I'm so happy I didn't get COVID. Yeah, you made it through.

02:48:42.000 I'm really happy about that.

02:48:43.000 I'm happy no one in my family got it.

02:48:44.000 But you're a healthy person.

02:48:46.000 You take care of yourself, you know?

02:48:47.000 Yeah, but who knows?

02:48:48.000 I mean, if stress gives it to you, then I could have gotten it.

02:48:50.000 Yeah, if you don't have any sleep, you know, and you're not taking care of yourself. 0.99

02:48:54.000 I mean, I got a fucking ulcer. 0.98

02:48:56.000 But I don't think that... 0.99

02:48:58.000 I think that one of the things they think about ulcers, I think they think it might have to do with gut bacteria.

02:49:03.000 Well, I think I was having, like, I was definitely having acid reflux.

02:49:08.000 I was having GERD, which is so...

02:49:10.000 GERD? GERD? Is there a dirtier name for anything? 0.65

02:49:14.000 GERD. Did you just fart? 0.94

02:49:15.000 GERD? No.

02:49:16.000 Did you hear a fart?

02:49:17.000 That was probably me, like, laughing a little bit.

02:49:19.000 Jamie farted and was trying to pretend he was laughing.

02:49:22.000 I don't smell it.

02:49:23.000 Maybe it's GERD. It was some GERD, but it's like you have acid reflux when you're sleeping and it wakes you up.

02:49:30.000 You choke on your own bile.

02:49:31.000 It's horrific.

02:49:32.000 That's what GERD is? 0.87

02:49:33.000 Yes!

02:49:34.000 Okay.

02:49:37.000 Gastroesophagal...

02:49:37.000 Medieval reflux disease or GERD is a digestive disorder that affects the ring of muscle between your esophagus and your stomach.

02:49:44.000 This ring is called the lower esophageal sphincter.

02:49:47.000 Oh, you got a sphincter in your mouth.

02:49:48.000 Yeah, that mouth sphincter. 1.00

02:49:50.000 I've had a sphincter in my mouth.

02:49:52.000 Find out, are ulcers caused by gut bacteria?

02:50:00.000 I definitely was eating bad.

02:50:02.000 This was like in the height of the pandemic.

02:50:03.000 I was like stress eating.

02:50:04.000 Yeah.

02:50:08.000 Ulcer gut bacteria theory.

02:50:10.000 Here it is.

02:50:10.000 It's a type of bacteria that enters, after many years they can cause sores called ulcers in the lining of your stomach.

02:50:18.000 So it's a type of bacteria that causes ulcers, but it doesn't mean that all ulcers are caused by bacteria.

02:50:24.000 I got tested for the H. pylori and I didn't have the H. pylori. 0.97

02:50:27.000 But I was shitting black. 1.00

02:50:28.000 I was shitting fucking black. 1.00

02:50:30.000 Look at this. 1.00

02:50:30.000 So it is bacterial species. 1.00

02:50:32.000 Click on that.

02:50:37.000 Okay.

02:50:38.000 Helicobacter pylori, commonly called H. pylori, is a type of bacteria that infects the stomach and small bowel. 0.97

02:50:47.000 It was discovered in 82 by Australian researchers who also found that it causes peptic ulcer disease.

02:50:53.000 Peptic ulcers are open source in the lining of the stomach or the upper part of the small intestine.

02:50:59.000 That's what I am.

02:51:00.000 Do you take kombucha or probiotics or anything along those lines?

02:51:04.000 Yes.

02:51:05.000 Do you?

02:51:05.000 No.

02:51:07.000 Yes?

02:51:08.000 No?

02:51:09.000 No.

02:51:10.000 Do you want to?

02:51:10.000 Yeah.

02:51:11.000 I mean, anybody can.

02:51:13.000 Okay, I can do it.

02:51:14.000 It's not that hard.

02:51:14.000 Yeah.

02:51:14.000 Do you like kombucha?

02:51:16.000 Kombucha, yeah, it's good.

02:51:17.000 I love it.

02:51:17.000 It's only alcohol I drink.

02:51:19.000 Yeah, if you get the real shit, like the GT's kombucha, the ones that you have to have an ID to get. 0.99

02:51:25.000 Is that a relapse, though? 0.99

02:51:27.000 For someone to quit drinking?

02:51:28.000 I don't think it can be.

02:51:29.000 I get wasted on kombucha.

02:51:30.000 That's so hilarious.

02:51:32.000 What an L.A. way to get drunk.

02:51:33.000 Right.

02:51:34.000 You'd have to drink a gallon of it to catch a slight buzz.

02:51:38.000 I think it's like one half of one percent.

02:51:44.000 Like, the amount of kombucha you'd have to drink to get drunk?

02:51:47.000 Like, what's the strongest kombucha you can get?

02:51:49.000 I bet they have, like, beer kombucha where you get it and it'll actually get you lit.

02:51:54.000 Definitely.

02:51:55.000 Right?

02:51:55.000 They do, right?

02:51:55.000 Yeah, I was already typing that.

02:51:56.000 I was going to type that there's, like, weed kombucha, too, which you can get high instead of... 0.99

02:51:59.000 I am not eating any of that shit. 0.99

02:52:02.000 There's a place that I found in Arizona that serves weed pizza. 1.00

02:52:05.000 I'm like, you can eat shit. 1.00

02:52:06.000 I'm not eating weed pizza. 1.00

02:52:07.000 I know they have the weed chefs that come in. 0.96

02:52:09.000 But the thing is, who knows what dose that is? 0.97

02:52:12.000 You get fucking crippled with paranoia. 0.97

02:52:16.000 You're in an ambulance. 1.00

02:52:18.000 If you don't expect it, and you get hit with some crazy weed...

02:52:22.000 Yeah, there's a hard kombucha that says it's 4.5, which is its average beer, I think.

02:52:29.000 Is that average beer?

02:52:30.000 I mean, I think even higher.

02:52:32.000 No.

02:52:33.000 No, no, no.

02:52:33.000 Canadian beer is like nine.

02:52:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:52:36.000 What's the limit in Utah?

02:52:37.000 That's like four or something.

02:52:39.000 Yeah, it's like Utah beer.

02:52:40.000 Okay. 1.00

02:52:41.000 Bitch-ass beer. 1.00

02:52:43.000 In Utah, they used to have it where if you bought alcohol in a mixer, you had to buy them at separate spots. 0.99

02:52:48.000 You had to buy your alcohol.

02:52:50.000 Why? 0.99

02:52:50.000 Because it's ridiculous. 0.99

02:52:51.000 I guess it's hard kombucha, so it's made to be alcohol. 0.84

02:52:53.000 It's like gluten-free beer when you're like, come on now.

02:52:55.000 No, alcohol in Utah is weird because it's like they want to make money and have commerce, but they also want to uphold their weird Mormon rules.

02:53:04.000 I had a friend who was a Mormon, and he's like, you can't have coffee, you know, in my religion. 0.99

02:53:11.000 But meanwhile, this motherfucker would carry a monster energy drink everywhere he went. 1.00

02:53:15.000 They are delicious. 1.00

02:53:16.000 They are good.

02:53:17.000 But he would drink like four or five of them in a day. 0.99

02:53:19.000 I go, dude, you know how many fucking milligrams of caffeine you're taking in? 0.98

02:53:23.000 And he was like, hey. 0.98

02:53:24.000 Well, they're just finding like loopholes, right?

02:53:25.000 Because it's whatever.

02:53:26.000 Yeah, that's exactly what it was.

02:53:27.000 Well, I've never been to Utah, but I am going to be in Salt Lake City.

02:53:30.000 Utah's awesome.

02:53:30.000 Doing shows, which I'm excited about.

02:53:32.000 Why are you there?

02:53:34.000 I'm there next month in July.

02:53:37.000 The dates will be on my annieletterman.com.

02:53:42.000 They're up there right now.

02:53:43.000 Can you get those on your Instagram, Annie Letterman?

02:53:45.000 You know, you can.

02:53:47.000 You will be able to tomorrow when this airs.

02:53:49.000 Oh, excellent.

02:53:50.000 You will have them.

02:53:50.000 They will be in my stories.

02:53:53.000 What are those stories when they're the circle and you keep the stories?

02:53:56.000 Oh, you save them.

02:53:57.000 Save stories.

02:53:57.000 Yeah, I'll put them in save stories.

02:53:58.000 So they will be up.

02:53:59.000 But do you have a schedule of where you're going that's up on your actual Instagram so people can see that?

02:54:03.000 I don't.

02:54:03.000 You should get a graphic made.

02:54:06.000 You know what I found?

02:54:07.000 That when you have the graphics, it doesn't go out.

02:54:09.000 What do you mean it doesn't go out?

02:54:11.000 When they see the words on it and the algorithm, they don't give it to you because they want you to buy ads.

02:54:16.000 What?

02:54:17.000 But I'll make one up if maybe one of my really successful friends wants to post about it.

02:54:22.000 Yeah, but it's there.

02:54:22.000 You have hundreds of thousands of followers.

02:54:23.000 Yeah, but it just will only get seen by like...

02:54:27.000 A few thousand.

02:54:28.000 What?

02:54:29.000 Yeah.

02:54:29.000 That's real?

02:54:30.000 Yeah, I mean, that's how they control the feed, to make money. 0.94

02:54:32.000 Yeah.

02:54:32.000 Explain that.

02:54:34.000 I mean, it's built towards small businesses, but because you, other than our small business, you know, can be a comedian promoting yourself.

02:54:41.000 They don't want...

02:54:42.000 I've had to deal with these uploading them.

02:54:44.000 It'll notice if you have...

02:54:46.000 It's not the amount of text, it's where the text is and how big it is.

02:54:49.000 So if it's taking up 10% of the picture, it will just not go out into the feed unless instantly, you know, 10% of your people like it, comment on it, share it themselves, bookmark it, do all these things.

02:55:00.000 They want you to pay to set it up.

02:55:02.000 Oh, so if you do that and you want to promote it, you'd have to get a promoted ad, and then it would show up as a promoted ad.

02:55:09.000 But people get grossed out by those.

02:55:11.000 Yeah, and I don't want to do that.

02:55:12.000 I mean, if I have to, I'll do it.

02:55:14.000 But, you know, who knows?

02:55:16.000 Maybe people repost it.

02:55:17.000 But if you just put it there, at least people that go to your page will find it.

02:55:20.000 Are you trying to repost it?

02:55:21.000 No, I would never do that.

02:55:22.000 I'm not desperate.

02:55:24.000 I'm not a desperate person.

02:55:26.000 I'm not a desperate person.

02:55:29.000 Yeah, okay.

02:55:31.000 AnnieLetterman.com.

02:55:32.000 Go there.

02:55:33.000 No, but I'll post it.

02:55:34.000 Yeah, no, I will post it.

02:55:34.000 I'll have it up and I can put, if I put it in the stories with links and then I can put it in one of my saved things.

02:55:42.000 Do all that shit. 0.94

02:55:43.000 I will. 1.00

02:55:43.000 Do all that shit. 1.00

02:55:44.000 I will. 1.00

02:55:44.000 Annie Letterman on tour. 1.00

02:55:48.000 I'm just so fun.

02:55:49.000 It's so fun.

02:55:49.000 I'm just like loving it.

02:55:50.000 I'm excited for you. 0.99

02:55:51.000 It's so nice because when we first met, you were in the fucking, the heat of the struggle, kid. 0.98

02:55:56.000 You know? 0.99

02:55:57.000 I was living on my car and shit for the second time. 1.00

02:56:00.000 Now you're ballin'. 0.99

02:56:01.000 I feel great.

02:56:02.000 I'm very excited.

02:56:02.000 That's awesome.

02:56:03.000 You deserve it.

02:56:03.000 It's so fun.

02:56:04.000 It's just such a different experience when you do weekends.

02:56:07.000 Are you coughing because I drank the water and you can't drink it?

02:56:09.000 No, I drank coffee before this stuff, and it's got a lot of phlegm stuff in it.

02:56:14.000 This must have some sort of milk or something in it, because I keep doing that. 0.98

02:56:19.000 Goddamn, this is delicious. 0.97

02:56:20.000 It's so good. 0.99

02:56:20.000 Black rifle coffee. 0.99

02:56:21.000 Your espresso 300. But there's such a difference.

02:56:24.000 Like, do you even remember when you would perform and they didn't know who you were?

02:56:27.000 Oh, yeah.

02:56:28.000 It's so hard because I'm such a specific, you know, myself.

02:56:32.000 So it's like a lot of people aren't going to like me, which is totally fine.

02:56:34.000 But it's to do to do these shows where most of the audience is just people that are like, let's take the family out to a comedy show.

02:56:41.000 And then I'm like, like, oh, God, it's just such a different experience when people know who I am.

02:56:46.000 It's just so fun.

02:56:47.000 I don't think it started happening to me.

02:56:49.000 Well, when it happened to me, it was actually a trick because they knew me from Fear Factor.

02:56:54.000 So it's really kind of a dirty trick.

02:56:57.000 Some people knew me from my stand-up.

02:57:00.000 I was selling out some clubs.

02:57:03.000 I would do really well in some places back before Fear Factor, like when I was on news radio.

02:57:08.000 But even maybe then they liked me from news radio.

02:57:11.000 Maybe some people saw me because of that and then maybe liked my comedy.

02:57:15.000 Yeah.

02:57:16.000 But it wasn't until after Fear Factor that people started coming to see me specifically, knowing what I did, and that took a while.

02:57:24.000 It was during the beginning of the podcast days, like in 2009, that it really started to take off.

02:57:31.000 That was when I started doing big theaters.

02:57:34.000 And people start to really invest in who you are, and they're just excited to...

02:57:39.000 You know this from doing your own podcast and doing all the other podcasts you've done.

02:57:44.000 People, you're in their head in this weird way.

02:57:48.000 They know you.

02:57:49.000 People come up to me like, dude!

02:57:51.000 And I'm like, hey, what's up?

02:57:52.000 Yeah, I know.

02:57:53.000 And then I slam them into a wall and ask for a hundred bucks.

02:57:57.000 That was one of the funniest things, honestly.

02:57:59.000 Our little thing.

02:58:00.000 That was so funny.

02:58:01.000 Every time I would see him, I'd be like, hey, keep a little something for yourself.

02:58:03.000 Joey's like, what are you doing? 0.99

02:58:04.000 And I was like, Joey, do not laugh at the fucking joke, Joey. 0.99

02:58:07.000 It's a funny joke. 0.99

02:58:07.000 It was a funny joke we were doing. 0.99

02:58:09.000 No, thank you so much.

02:58:09.000 I'm very grateful.

02:58:10.000 That was very helpful back then.

02:58:12.000 I'm so happy that I don't need that anymore.

02:58:14.000 No, I'm happy you don't need it.

02:58:15.000 I knew you weren't going to.

02:58:17.000 There's certain people that you just know.

02:58:20.000 You just know.

02:58:21.000 You already had the most important thing.

02:58:24.000 You were already funny.

02:58:25.000 It was just a matter of the rest of the world figuring it out and you putting in the time and developing a real act.

02:58:30.000 That's all it was.

02:58:32.000 I always say that to people that are struggling in the beginning.

02:58:35.000 I always go way out of my way to tell them that.

02:58:37.000 I'm like, you already have it.

02:58:39.000 You got the thing. 0.99

02:58:40.000 You're fucking funny. 0.99

02:58:41.000 You know who's fucking hilarious? 0.99

02:58:43.000 Brian Simpson. 0.98

02:58:44.000 Oh yeah, he really is funny. 0.99

02:58:45.000 Holy shit is that dude funny. 1.00

02:58:47.000 Holy shit, is he funny. 0.99

02:58:48.000 He has something coming out, I don't think I'm allowed to tell, but you'll know who he is. 0.98

02:58:52.000 You'll know who he is soon. 1.00

02:58:53.000 He's a fucking monster. 1.00

02:58:54.000 We did a bunch of shows at Creek in the Cave and at Vulcan. 1.00

02:58:58.000 He's one of those guys. 0.94

02:58:59.000 I told him, I'd go, dude, you're going to be fucking huge. 0.96

02:59:02.000 You're going to be huge. 0.90

02:59:03.000 Because his premises are so clever.

02:59:05.000 His delivery is fantastic. 0.64

02:59:07.000 He murders.

02:59:08.000 And he's got the most important part, which is like, some people are really good at marketing and they're really good at putting... 0.99

02:59:15.000 He's just a murderer. 0.99

02:59:17.000 Just a murderer. 1.00

02:59:19.000 And it's just time.

02:59:20.000 It's just time before everybody figures it out. 0.99

02:59:22.000 And honestly, he's one of the products, I think him, Lara Bites, I would say myself too, like those late night spots of the comedy store where you just get to kind of perform to so few people, but you really get to figure your shit out. 0.98

02:59:36.000 Yeah.

02:59:36.000 And the comedy store process actually really does work for you.

02:59:40.000 Oh yeah.

02:59:40.000 And then you just start getting, like now they're giving me such good spots.

02:59:43.000 It's so fun.

02:59:44.000 The process works, but also, what also works is that boiler room of all those other comics around you that are killers.

02:59:53.000 Like, you're doing a show, and Jesselnik's on the show, and this person and that person.

02:59:58.000 All these killers.

03:00:00.000 You're just bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

03:00:01.000 All these people that are murdering.

03:00:02.000 And you go on stage after them, and you have to kind of keep that same energy.

03:00:07.000 Yeah.

03:00:07.000 It's a big factor.

03:00:09.000 It's really fun.

03:00:10.000 Well, when Tommy was doing it, he used to put me in between killers when I was very new.

03:00:15.000 Wow, I don't want to do it.

03:00:16.000 Tommy knows where to put you.

03:00:18.000 He'd go, I'm going to catapult you up.

03:00:20.000 And then Adam came in and I was right back to the bottom, but I worked my way up.

03:00:25.000 You sound a little bitter.

03:00:26.000 I'm not bitter.

03:00:27.000 That's okay.

03:00:28.000 No, I'm grateful.

03:00:29.000 I really honestly feel very happy with my trajectory.

03:00:33.000 Well, you should. 0.99

03:00:33.000 You're fucking hilarious. 0.99

03:00:34.000 I feel like I've got time to figure it out. 0.99

03:00:36.000 You'll be on the top of the food chain in just a couple.

03:00:39.000 I guarantee you.

03:00:40.000 100%.

03:00:40.000 Thank you.

03:00:41.000 Fucking hilarious. 0.86

03:00:42.000 And you're awesome. 0.88

03:00:42.000 I love you. 0.88

03:00:43.000 I love you, too.

03:00:44.000 Thank you so much.

03:00:44.000 I might have missed my plane, but it was worth it.

03:00:46.000 Fuck your plane. 1.00

03:00:47.000 All right. 1.00

03:00:48.000 AnnieLetterman.com.

03:00:49.000 Annie Letterman on Twitter.

03:00:51.000 Annie Letterman on Instagram.

03:00:52.000 Instagram is my favorite. 0.99

03:00:54.000 She shows her butt. 1.00

03:00:56.000 I don't show my butt too much. 0.99

03:00:57.000 Sometimes it peaks. 0.98

03:00:58.000 Goodbye, everybody.

03:00:59.000 Bye, guys.

03:01:00.000 Thank you.

The Joe Rogan Experience - June 15, 2021

Joe Rogan Experience #1667 - Annie Lederman

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