The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1838 - Brian Simpson

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00:00:12.000 Well, I appreciate that you're committed to this fucking Android thing. 0.91

00:00:17.000 I have a lot of friends that they send me the green text and every now and then one will show up blue. 0.98

00:00:23.000 They give up and they jump on the iPhone train.

00:00:25.000 I'm like, interesting.

00:00:26.000 I can't do it, man.

00:00:27.000 No, why?

00:00:28.000 What is it about it? 0.99

00:00:30.000 Because it's one of those things where I'm so into my tech and shit. 0.98

00:00:34.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:00:35.000 And if I go iPhone, then I gotta go Apple everything.

00:00:39.000 Why?

00:00:40.000 Because that's the whole advantage of going Apple is that it all just works together so well because they're on their own little ecosystem.

00:00:49.000 What's the advantage of not going Apple?

00:00:51.000 Customization.

00:00:53.000 Oh, okay.

00:00:55.000 But are you using the phone with other stuff?

00:00:58.000 Does it integrate with other stuff?

00:01:00.000 The way an iPhone does?

00:01:01.000 Because I have a Samsung phone, Samsung tablet, Samsung watch.

00:01:05.000 And if I go iPhone, then I gotta get an Apple watch, I gotta get an iPad.

00:01:10.000 What's better? 0.97

00:01:12.000 Have you fucked with Apple stuff? 0.99

00:01:14.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:01:15.000 I've had iPhones, but I just...

00:01:18.000 Oh, so you went Android after you went iPhone.

00:01:20.000 I went Android, iPhone, Android, iPhone, Android.

00:01:24.000 Oh, so you went back and forth, huh?

00:01:26.000 Yeah, I went back and forth, but at the end of the day, it was just like...

00:01:29.000 I stuck with Android because Android is more on top of some of the latest...

00:01:35.000 Apple won't do anything unless they can do it In a way where it goes, oh, that's Apple.

00:01:42.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:01:43.000 Like the fucking headphones. 1.00

00:01:45.000 They would not come out with headphones until they could do something where when you see it, you know that it's not something else. 1.00

00:01:52.000 Right.

00:01:52.000 You know it's an Apple device.

00:01:53.000 Right.

00:01:53.000 Same thing with the Apple Watch.

00:01:54.000 That's why it's shaped weird.

00:01:55.000 It's because they want you to look at it and go, that's an Apple Watch.

00:01:59.000 That is true, because the Samsung one, some dude had one the other day on.

00:02:01.000 It looked like a regular watch.

00:02:02.000 I go, that's a dope watch.

00:02:03.000 What is it?

00:02:04.000 And he's like, it's a Galaxy watch.

00:02:05.000 And I thought it was a regular watch.

00:02:07.000 And he goes, no, you can change the screen. 1.00

00:02:08.000 And he's like, fuck it with it. 0.99

00:02:09.000 But it was round. 1.00

00:02:11.000 Yeah, yeah, right.

00:02:12.000 But it just looks like a watch.

00:02:14.000 Apple don't want that. 0.98

00:02:15.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:02:16.000 But I do love the way all the Apple shit works together, but it's like, they call it a walled garden. 0.99

00:02:22.000 Everything's beautiful in the garden, but you try to do some shit outside. 0.99

00:02:25.000 And Apple does all these little, they do all these little shitty tactics to facilitate that, right? 0.93

00:02:31.000 So the whole green bubble, blue bubble thing, that originally came out, like, you remember back when you had to pay for texts?

00:02:39.000 No.

00:02:40.000 Yeah, they used to charge for text messages.

00:02:42.000 How much did they charge?

00:02:43.000 I don't know.

00:02:43.000 It was like, you know, five cent a message or they would give you a bundle or some would come with your plan.

00:02:49.000 And Apple created iMessage and green was supposed to represent a text that you paid for and blue was supposed to be one that was free because it was in the Apple network.

00:03:02.000 And then right after they invented it, I think?

00:03:26.000 It increases that fear of missing out that makes people want to go, fuck, I'm just going to get an iPhone. 0.97

00:03:30.000 I'm tired of being left out of the group chats. 0.98

00:03:32.000 Perfect example.

00:03:33.000 If you send me a video, it'll come up blurry.

00:03:37.000 Yeah.

00:03:38.000 Right?

00:03:38.000 And that's an Apple thing.

00:03:40.000 It is?

00:03:40.000 Yes.

00:03:41.000 But if you send a Samsung guy a video, will it come out perfect?

00:03:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:45.000 If I send you a video, it'll come up perfect.

00:03:47.000 But if you send me one, it'll come up blurry.

00:03:51.000 Really?

00:03:51.000 Yeah, because they want me to feel left out.

00:03:54.000 Here's another example.

00:03:55.000 You know how when you text somebody, they can react to it, so it'll be like a smiley face or whatever?

00:04:00.000 Right.

00:04:01.000 So up until recently, if I sent you a text and you hearted it, it would say to me, Joe hearted, and then it would give me my whole text in quotes.

00:04:14.000 Oh.

00:04:15.000 What does it do now?

00:04:17.000 Well, now Android's work has done like a little workaround, so if you get a text like that, it'll just put a heart underneath it.

00:04:23.000 Okay, so I'm going to send you one right now.

00:04:25.000 Yes.

00:04:25.000 And you'll get a little heart.

00:04:26.000 All right, here we go. 1.00

00:04:27.000 Oh, my shit's off. 1.00

00:04:28.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:04:29.000 I forgot it.

00:04:30.000 Yeah.

00:04:33.000 Apple does that on purpose because they want you to put the pressure on your friends to buy an iPhone.

00:04:39.000 It's kind of smart.

00:04:40.000 It is.

00:04:40.000 It's genius.

00:04:41.000 I'm not mad at them for it.

00:04:42.000 They have no incentive to work together with everybody else.

00:04:44.000 But isn't it also that it's encrypted?

00:04:46.000 Like, iMessengers are encrypted, whereas, like, text messages are not.

00:04:51.000 Yes, that's true.

00:04:52.000 Again, but that's something that they won't allow the encryption to be shared, you know?

00:04:58.000 Because here's the thing.

00:04:59.000 That's only a thing in the U.S., Everywhere else in the world, people use WhatsApp and all this other stuff.

00:05:06.000 WhatsApp's giant overseas, right?

00:05:08.000 Oh, it's huge.

00:05:08.000 It's huge.

00:05:09.000 And iPhone is not just only here, but there's only one or two countries where it's the number one phone.

00:05:16.000 Really?

00:05:17.000 Yeah.

00:05:19.000 That's interesting.

00:05:20.000 Wonder why whatsapp and all those other things I think it's because you could use them over Wi-Fi and so you could chat without using your minutes, right?

00:05:28.000 Right you use them over Wi-Fi.

00:05:30.000 It's encrypted It's all the things that come with iMessage.

00:05:32.000 It's its own platform.

00:05:33.000 Do you remember when? 0.99

00:05:35.000 Roaming would cost you a fucking shitload of money. 0.98

00:05:38.000 Yeah, like if you use your phone in Connecticut, you'd be doomed I remember when you had minutes. 0.99

00:05:42.000 Yeah, you had talk minutes.

00:05:44.000 Yes And it's like a lot of these kids don't get it man.

00:05:47.000 It's like that's pretty recent Yeah, it's not that long.

00:05:49.000 I mean, no more than 15 years ago.

00:05:52.000 Was it that long ago?

00:05:54.000 Minutes?

00:05:55.000 Well, yeah, night and weekend minutes, you know, 7 p.m.

00:05:57.000 Obert, your ours are at 9, ours are at 7. Well, I remember when I had, because I used to have Singular, which is, I think they're part of T-Mobile now, but they, Singular used to be like, if I called another Singular customer, it didn't use my minutes.

00:06:10.000 Or if you called somebody during certain hours, it didn't use your minutes.

00:06:14.000 You know, it was like peak hours and off hours.

00:06:17.000 Yeah, I remember that.

00:06:18.000 Singular, I remember too. 1.00

00:06:20.000 And what's funny is, it's the same fucking network. 0.98

00:06:22.000 First they told us, oh, we have to charge for minutes, otherwise we would swamp the network. 0.98

00:06:27.000 And now minutes are free, and then they start charging for texts.

00:06:30.000 It'll flood the network, we gotta charge for texts.

00:06:32.000 And now text is free, and they charge it for data.

00:06:35.000 And data they actually need, I don't know if they need to charge what they charge. 0.79

00:06:39.000 You know, whenever shit goes down and everybody tries to use their phone, you can't use your phone. 0.77

00:06:42.000 Ever. 0.97

00:06:43.000 That's what's weird.

00:06:44.000 Like, try using your phone at a sporting event.

00:06:46.000 Like, if you're at a Super Bowl or something like that.

00:06:49.000 Yeah, it's impossible.

00:06:50.000 Everybody's using their phone.

00:06:51.000 Well, try calling somebody somewhere where just something happened, an earthquake or something.

00:06:55.000 Right.

00:06:55.000 Yeah, it's a wrap.

00:06:56.000 It won't work.

00:06:57.000 No.

00:06:57.000 Isn't that wild?

00:06:58.000 Like, if they have a million customers, like, say if a self-sown, just as an example, just for a number, they don't have to have a million lines available at all times.

00:07:08.000 No.

00:07:09.000 They should treat them like casinos.

00:07:11.000 Like, you have to have X amount of dollars for every person that's in the casino.

00:07:15.000 Right.

00:07:15.000 In case they win.

00:07:16.000 Yeah, because could they accommodate everybody?

00:07:20.000 Like, there has to be...

00:07:23.000 250 million phones in this country, minimum.

00:07:27.000 Minimum.

00:07:27.000 Yeah, probably more, yeah.

00:07:29.000 Probably as many as there are people, right?

00:07:31.000 Yeah.

00:07:31.000 But if everybody wanted to call at the same time, what's the number that it can hold?

00:07:36.000 Fuck. 0.99

00:07:37.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:07:38.000 Is it local?

00:07:39.000 Is it like local breakers?

00:07:40.000 Or local...

00:07:41.000 I mean, how does that work?

00:07:43.000 Do you know how it works?

00:07:44.000 It's wild because...

00:07:46.000 There's different technologies on different networks.

00:07:49.000 Right.

00:07:50.000 There's 4G and there's 5G. No, no, no.

00:07:52.000 I mean, like CDMA versus, I forget what the other one is, but like Verizon.

00:07:56.000 GSM, right?

00:07:57.000 Yeah, GSM, right.

00:07:58.000 And so, and I want to say, I think we're the only country, the only Western country where it's split that way.

00:08:06.000 If you go to Korea, it's all one technology. 1.00

00:08:09.000 I think they all use GSM. Yeah.

00:08:12.000 I think, correct me if I'm wrong about this too, I think CDMA works better deep inside of buildings.

00:08:19.000 I'm not sure.

00:08:20.000 I'm not sure.

00:08:20.000 I think that was the positive aspect.

00:08:22.000 And that's only, in this country, Verizon and Sprint, right?

00:08:26.000 Well, Sprint just got bought, just merged with T-Mobile.

00:08:30.000 Oh.

00:08:30.000 Yeah, so it's getting smaller now.

00:08:32.000 And at the end of the day, Disney's going to own everything. 0.99

00:08:36.000 They're going to own every fucking thing, man. 1.00

00:08:38.000 Damn. 1.00

00:08:39.000 I saw something. 0.99

00:08:40.000 DirecTV might be losing the Sunday ticket for the NFL, which has been the biggest thing putting it together for 30 years, maybe?

00:08:48.000 Since 1990 or something, they've had a deal.

00:08:50.000 They pay $1.5 billion a year.

00:08:53.000 Why are they going to lose it?

00:08:55.000 The rights end after this season or next season, and the NFL's asking for $3 billion a year.

00:09:00.000 Yep, and you know who got it?

00:09:01.000 Disney.

00:09:02.000 There's only like three companies that can afford it.

00:09:04.000 Disney, Netflix, I hope YouTube, I hope Google buys it and puts it on YouTube.

00:09:09.000 Because I miss... 1.00

00:09:10.000 Because DirecTV is fucking trash. 1.00

00:09:13.000 And the only reason anybody has it is because of the Sunday Ticket. 1.00

00:09:17.000 Really?

00:09:17.000 Nobody owns, or people that live in rural areas and they can only get satellite, but the vast majority of their customers, they're being forced to deal with DirecTV so they can have Sunday ticket.

00:09:29.000 Because the NFL started doing this anti-fan bullshit a long time ago when they put out an exclusive bid for their video game.

00:09:40.000 So remember, it wasn't too long ago where there was Madden, there was Game Day, there was 2K. Anybody could license and make an NFL game.

00:09:50.000 And then one year, NFL was like, only one person gets it.

00:09:53.000 That's how much it costs. 0.77

00:09:54.000 And EA bought it and just started making a shitty game every year.

00:09:58.000 Well, no, it wasn't shitty every year, but they don't have any competition.

00:10:02.000 And then they did the same thing with the Sunday ticket.

00:10:04.000 They were like, we'll give exclusivity if you'll give us a billion dollars every year.

00:10:09.000 So DirecTV pays the billion dollars every year and then charges their customers like $600.

00:10:14.000 There's certain things that anchor a network, right?

00:10:16.000 Like Howard Stern anchors Sirius.

00:10:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:19.000 Like if Howard Stern left Sirius, they'd be fucked. 1.00

00:10:21.000 Yeah, pretty much. 0.99

00:10:22.000 Because how many people even have that now?

00:10:24.000 You know what?

00:10:25.000 It's more people than you think.

00:10:27.000 It's more people than I would think.

00:10:29.000 Sirius is sneaky famous like Garth Brooks.

00:10:31.000 You know?

00:10:35.000 That's perfect.

00:10:36.000 Because you know what they do?

00:10:37.000 They bundle it.

00:10:38.000 They bundle it with car purchases.

00:10:39.000 Right. 1.00

00:10:40.000 And so then you get used to hearing something and you go, well, fuck it. 1.00

00:10:44.000 You know, what is it? 1.00

00:10:44.000 Ten bucks a month? 1.00

00:10:45.000 Right.

00:10:45.000 Yeah.

00:10:46.000 Right.

00:10:46.000 Yeah, if they can get you addicted, that's a good move.

00:10:49.000 That's a great sneaky deal to have it integrated with cars.

00:10:53.000 Yeah.

00:10:54.000 It's very smart.

00:10:56.000 And I still get a check.

00:10:57.000 I get checks from Sirius, too, sometimes.

00:10:59.000 Oh, yeah?

00:10:59.000 For, like, royalties?

00:11:00.000 Yeah, like, um...

00:11:01.000 Bits?

00:11:01.000 Yeah, bits.

00:11:02.000 Yeah.

00:11:02.000 So they paying it out.

00:11:04.000 Well, they were the first people to do podcasts, really.

00:11:08.000 Like, the real first podcasts were Opie and Anthony and Howard Stern.

00:11:12.000 Because they were, you know, obviously it came off of the radio, but they were the first people to do Radio Uncensored.

00:11:18.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:19.000 Radio Uncensored on Sirius existed before there was the internet podcast.

00:11:23.000 Yeah, because remember back when it was...

00:11:25.000 Who was their rival?

00:11:26.000 It was Sirius and something else.

00:11:27.000 XM. XM. And then they merged.

00:11:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:30.000 Yeah.

00:11:30.000 And it was good.

00:11:31.000 It's still good.

00:11:32.000 And they can tell who's...

00:11:34.000 Exactly who's listening and how many listens you're getting.

00:11:38.000 Yeah.

00:11:39.000 They know how many receivers are out there and how many...

00:11:41.000 I wonder if they know how many receivers are receiving at any given time.

00:11:44.000 Yeah.

00:11:45.000 The regular radio...

00:11:47.000 I don't even know how that's still a thing.

00:11:49.000 Some people like it, man.

00:11:51.000 You'd be amazed.

00:11:52.000 You know who likes it?

00:11:53.000 The kind of people who can food.

00:11:57.000 Who, like, do it themselves? 0.99

00:11:58.000 Yeah, the kind of people who, like, fucking... 0.99

00:12:00.000 They've got, like, freeze-dried food buried in their garage. 0.99

00:12:04.000 You know what I mean?

00:12:05.000 Yeah, they got a bunker for the end of the world.

00:12:07.000 Yeah, those are the type of people that have ham radios.

00:12:10.000 And they're listening in.

00:12:12.000 Over.

00:12:13.000 Over.

00:12:14.000 My boy Scotty's father's a ham radio guy. 1.00

00:12:17.000 Well, that used to be the shit. 1.00

00:12:18.000 You could talk to someone... 1.00

00:12:19.000 If the weather was right, you could talk to someone in Alaska.

00:12:22.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:23.000 Talk to someone on the other side of the world.

00:12:24.000 Well, what's scary is, because he's one of these people...

00:12:26.000 How do I explain it?

00:12:29.000 He was really, really smart in the 70s.

00:12:34.000 He had the world mastered.

00:12:35.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:36.000 Right. 0.99

00:12:36.000 And now he's sort of not with the new technology, but that motherfucker can use a ham radio. 0.99

00:12:41.000 He makes his own rifles. 0.99

00:12:46.000 If things went to shit, he would be the only person that I knew that I could be like... 0.99

00:12:50.000 He would be the guy in the movie. 0.99

00:12:52.000 Like you'd be on a hill and you'd hear a distant shh.

00:12:56.000 So here we are here.

00:12:57.000 If you're hearing this, there is a state of emergency.

00:13:00.000 Seek high ground.

00:13:01.000 Do not make noises at night. 1.00

00:13:03.000 Like right when a bear is about to eat your ass, it just gets blown away. 1.00

00:13:07.000 And you're like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:13:08.000 And it's like some old man on a hill. 1.00

00:13:10.000 Yeah.

00:13:11.000 Yeah, that's how it is in those movies.

00:13:14.000 He would be that guy.

00:13:15.000 He'd be that guy with his own generator.

00:13:18.000 Those are the people that are going to live.

00:13:19.000 I had this conversation last night with Eric Anders.

00:13:22.000 Eric Anders was the guest on the podcast yesterday.

00:13:24.000 He's a fighter in the UFC's middleweight division. 0.91

00:13:27.000 Really fucking cool guy. 0.76

00:13:28.000 Used to be a football player. 0.98

00:13:30.000 And we were talking about, last night, we were all talking about super volcanoes.

00:13:35.000 We started freaking out.

00:13:36.000 He was talking about how he took his kid to Yellowstone, and he's standing there, and he's like, um, we should probably get the fuck out of here.

00:13:43.000 This is a volcano! 0.89

00:13:46.000 But it's like that whole part of the United States.

00:13:49.000 It's not just that park.

00:13:50.000 It's like...

00:13:52.000 Spans states.

00:13:53.000 It's so big.

00:13:54.000 I don't think it spans states, but I think the Caldera, I think it's 300 kilometers wide, if that's correct.

00:14:01.000 It might be 600 kilometers wide.

00:14:03.000 It's either 300 miles or something like that.

00:14:06.000 But it's at least 300 kilometers wide. 1.00

00:14:08.000 And if it goes off, we're fucked. 1.00

00:14:10.000 If it goes off, we're fucked. 1.00

00:14:12.000 And it probably means the whole human race is fucked. 1.00

00:14:16.000 It's not as simple as, like, we're fucked. 1.00

00:14:19.000 Like, we're going to get down to, like, a few nomadic tribes in, like, the Amazon. 1.00

00:14:24.000 Like, this is going to kill almost everybody. 0.88

00:14:27.000 This thing's so big. 0.78

00:14:28.000 Yeah, that's insane, man.

00:14:30.000 Yeah, see, it crosses Montana and Idaho and Wyoming.

00:14:33.000 So that's the whole seismic region, right?

00:14:35.000 Okay.

00:14:36.000 So what's the width of the caldera?

00:14:41.000 Because that was the thing that I was confused about because I thought they said it was like 300 unless 300 kilometers like goes through some of those states But that doesn't make any sense.

00:14:48.000 I guess it does if it's on the edges, right?

00:14:51.000 But what they're saying is is that it's 30 by 45 miles wide holy shit, man That's not as big as I thought I thought it was like 300 kilometers The third and most recent massive...

00:15:08.000 Maybe that's like whatever the volcanic activity is under the surface. 0.52

00:15:11.000 But whatever it is, it's a super volcano that every six to eight hundred thousand years blows.

00:15:17.000 And when it blows, it kills everything.

00:15:19.000 And we're overdue.

00:15:20.000 Yeah, we're in that range.

00:15:22.000 We're six hundred thousand years ago plus in that range.

00:15:25.000 Isn't it wild that...

00:15:27.000 Because I fight... 1.00

00:15:29.000 Because you hear me say cynical shit all the time. 1.00

00:15:32.000 If it's funny, you'll say it. 1.00

00:15:33.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:35.000 You know, you don't say cynical shit because you're a cynical dude, though. 0.99

00:15:38.000 You say cynical shit because it's a funny thing to say. 0.99

00:15:40.000 You know what it is? 1.00

00:15:41.000 It's a constant fight.

00:15:43.000 It's like, because my reflex is cynicism.

00:15:46.000 Yes.

00:15:46.000 And I'm trying not to be, but it's like, it's hard because you would think after...

00:15:53.000 After the pandemic, like after something that affected everybody, that we would realize that all our little petty shit don't really matter. 0.96

00:15:59.000 Well, some of us do. 0.98

00:16:01.000 You do.

00:16:01.000 I do.

00:16:02.000 A lot of people do. 0.99

00:16:03.000 But it's like, I honestly believe if some global, like say there was an asteroid headed towards Earth, like a species ender, Congress would still be debating about some shit. 0.98

00:16:17.000 You know what I mean? 0.97

00:16:17.000 When it was like, Neil deGrasse Tyson would be sitting over here going, guys, we need to fucking do something now. 0.97

00:16:23.000 Him and Elon would be like, Elon would be like, I've designed the record.

00:16:27.000 And they just need funding and Congress would be still playing the political game. 0.82

00:16:34.000 Every disaster movie starts with them ignoring a scientist.

00:16:37.000 Right?

00:16:37.000 It's true.

00:16:38.000 And it's like, because they care more about It's like they don't care that the house is on fire.

00:16:44.000 They want to know who's in charge of the ashes when it's over, you know?

00:16:47.000 Well, you also got to wonder, like, why are they doing what they're doing?

00:16:51.000 Like, is someone in Congress, are they there because they want power?

00:16:55.000 Are they there because they want money?

00:16:56.000 Or are they there because they want to help people?

00:16:59.000 I think there's three different kinds of people, and there's a lot of variations on the theme.

00:17:02.000 I think...

00:17:05.000 I think everyone that starts out trying to help people gets corrupted a little bit.

00:17:08.000 I think a little bit, right?

00:17:09.000 I think they get a little cynical and I think they learn how to play the game.

00:17:13.000 Yeah, because that's the thing. 1.00

00:17:14.000 I guess I would consider myself a liberal, but I hate liberal politicians because they're pussies. 1.00

00:17:23.000 You know what kills me? 1.00

00:17:25.000 So take this abortion thing that just happened. 0.96

00:17:28.000 You know why we lost? 1.00

00:17:31.000 Because we're pussies. 0.99

00:17:32.000 Because we don't have a Trump. 0.99

00:17:34.000 Because cancel culture only works on the outside. 1.00

00:17:38.000 Republicans ain't canceling no motherfuckers. 1.00

00:17:39.000 They don't give a fuck what... 1.00

00:17:41.000 They don't cancel each other, that's for sure. 0.98

00:17:43.000 Yeah, remember, so this whole political...

00:17:45.000 Everything that Biden was trying to do politically is being held up by one senator, right?

00:17:50.000 Joe Manchin or whatever.

00:17:52.000 And you know when we lost one senator, we canceled Al Franken, the comedian.

00:17:58.000 We canceled him because his hand was hovering over a titty.

00:18:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:02.000 And then they had Trump go and grab her by the pussy. 1.00

00:18:04.000 That motherfucker's president. 1.00

00:18:06.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:18:08.000 Because all Republicans care about is, are you going to vote the right way?

00:18:12.000 They want to win.

00:18:13.000 We want to feel good.

00:18:15.000 We want to feel good about who's representing us instead of winning. 0.99

00:18:19.000 I want an evil motherfucker up in there now. 1.00

00:18:22.000 I want somebody that's like, you know, because you come to Congress with good intentions and they go, okay, but listen, if you want to do all that and change the world, you got to fucking drown this puppy. 1.00

00:18:32.000 And some people are like, I can't do that.

00:18:33.000 And they're like, well, then you're never going to be more than a representative.

00:18:36.000 You want to be a senator?

00:18:37.000 You got to get some blood on your hands.

00:18:39.000 Yeah.

00:18:40.000 Yeah, eyes wide shut.

00:18:41.000 We need somebody that's ruthless, man.

00:18:44.000 We need a ruthless...

00:18:45.000 But that's not a Democrat.

00:18:46.000 The thing is, too many people on that side would never vote for that.

00:18:50.000 A lot of liberals become conservatives because they're tired of losing.

00:18:54.000 I think a lot of liberals become conservatives because they realize the worst end of liberalism.

00:18:59.000 They see the hard, far-left end of it, the Antifa people and the people that want to – they think that somehow or another they're blocking the highway is going to bring back Roe v.

00:19:09.000 Wade.

00:19:10.000 These are those kind of people they don't want to be associated with.

00:19:14.000 There's people that think that – Yelling and screaming about things.

00:19:19.000 It's not just about the thing.

00:19:21.000 It's also about you want to yell and scream.

00:19:24.000 Like, when you're doing that and you're screaming at people on the highway, like, you're not arguing with them.

00:19:29.000 These people, they probably agree with you.

00:19:31.000 Like, a lot of these people, you're blocking in traffic and beating their cars if they don't listen to you.

00:19:36.000 You don't have any authority, and you've decided that because you're outraged, you're gonna stand in the middle of the street.

00:19:41.000 But whatever, climate change.

00:19:43.000 Have you seen those people?

00:19:44.000 They lock hands and they block roads for climate change. 0.99

00:19:46.000 That's not fucking fixing climate change. 0.92

00:19:48.000 All you're doing is you getting attention and getting people angry at you for this decision that you have to stop people throughout their day. 1.00

00:19:56.000 Maybe they're driving to work to go solve climate change, you fucking idiot. 1.00

00:20:00.000 And these idling cars are probably putting a lot of CO2 in the air. 1.00

00:20:04.000 It's all not good.

00:20:05.000 It's all not good.

00:20:05.000 But it's just, the point is it's not an effective way.

00:20:10.000 It's not an effective way.

00:20:11.000 You know what also kills me too is like I think a lot of people don't realize from the abortion thing is like they didn't ban abortion.

00:20:20.000 They banned safe abortions.

00:20:22.000 Abortions are gonna happen. 1.00

00:20:24.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:25.000 Like my grandma's back in the day was like you know you would get sent to you know if you got pregnant you and you couldn't you would get sent to you know another to go visit family you know you would come back with a sister.

00:20:37.000 Or come back with a niece.

00:20:39.000 You know what I mean?

00:20:40.000 Or you have to go into some back alley and get scraped.

00:20:45.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:46.000 And so that's what's coming back.

00:20:48.000 Because people go...

00:20:49.000 You can't...

00:20:52.000 I just talked about this on my podcast.

00:20:54.000 So the World Cup is in Qatar.

00:20:59.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:21:00.000 And there's no fucking... 0.97

00:21:02.000 What? 1.00

00:21:03.000 They ban fucking. 1.00

00:21:05.000 Come on. 1.00

00:21:06.000 I'm not kidding.

00:21:06.000 Come on.

00:21:07.000 Unless your spouse is another Olympic athlete, you're not allowed to fucking cut her for the World Cup. 0.99

00:21:14.000 Oh, so they can't hook up. 1.00

00:21:16.000 No fucking. 1.00

00:21:17.000 No fucking anybody that's not your spouse. 1.00

00:21:19.000 What? 1.00

00:21:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:20.000 And it's...

00:21:22.000 And it's not like a passive thing.

00:21:25.000 They really reiterate it.

00:21:27.000 Yeah, look.

00:21:27.000 Is that how you say it?

00:21:28.000 Cutter?

00:21:29.000 Is that how you say it?

00:21:30.000 Some people say Qatar.

00:21:31.000 Some people say Cutter.

00:21:32.000 I don't know how to say it.

00:21:33.000 I only read it. 0.59

00:21:34.000 Enacts sex... 0.59

00:21:35.000 Or if I said it, I forgot.

00:21:36.000 Sex bans for unmarried fans ahead of World Cup.

00:21:40.000 Qatari officials have repeat... 1.00

00:21:41.000 That sounds like a fucking Star Wars thing. 0.99

00:21:44.000 It sounds made up. 0.99

00:21:44.000 Qatari officials. 0.99

00:21:46.000 And I only bring it up because I'm like, you can't...

00:21:49.000 You can't fight human nature. 0.99

00:21:51.000 You can't stop people from fucking. 1.00

00:21:53.000 Wow. 0.99

00:21:54.000 Foreigners attending a tournament will have to comply with the Qatari laws such as the criminalization of public intoxication.

00:22:00.000 A person could also face the death penalty if caught smuggling cocaine into the country. 0.99

00:22:05.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:22:06.000 Wow. 1.00

00:22:07.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:22:09.000 According to British news outlet Daily Star, FIFA officials warned that no exceptions will be made, emphasizing that one-night stands could lead to seven years imprisonment. 1.00

00:22:21.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:22:23.000 Damn, that's some good pussy. 1.00

00:22:25.000 What if you're publicly drunk and you have sex? 1.00

00:22:28.000 Which is usually how they go hand-in-hand.

00:22:31.000 Yeah, they're usually a one-two combination.

00:22:33.000 And a little cocaine on you. 1.00

00:22:35.000 God damn. 1.00

00:22:36.000 Yeah, that's a wrap. 1.00

00:22:37.000 Death penalty for Coke. 0.67

00:22:38.000 Yeah, if you think Brittany Griner ain't coming home... 1.00

00:22:42.000 And she only had, we were just talking about this on the last podcast, she only had a vape pen of CBD. CBD? Yes, it's a cannabis product.

00:22:52.000 I'm pretty sure.

00:22:52.000 There's even speculation she didn't have it and it was planted.

00:22:55.000 Oh, well that could be possible too.

00:22:58.000 But I mean a lot of athletes are using CBD for joint aches and if you're a professional basketball player.

00:23:03.000 And what was she doing in Russia to begin with?

00:23:05.000 I guess Jamie said she was playing a game.

00:23:08.000 There's a, yeah, a lot of WNBA, there's a big professional women's basketball, like, thing going on over there. 1.00

00:23:15.000 I remember seeing a video a long time, there's a lot of billionaires that just pay to have the best team, even though people aren't going to the games.

00:23:20.000 They just have money, so they pay for the best players.

00:23:23.000 My team beat your team.

00:23:24.000 And they gamble on it.

00:23:25.000 Sure, a lot of stuff going on, yeah.

00:23:26.000 Interesting. 0.99

00:23:27.000 So where's this billionaire when we need the motherfucker? 0.99

00:23:31.000 That's where I don't exactly know if she was going through somewhere. 0.99

00:23:35.000 They knew she was coming.

00:23:36.000 I don't know.

00:23:37.000 Yeah, it sounds like she's a political prisoner. 0.99

00:23:39.000 We talked about in the last podcast they're trying to get an arms dealer and they want to free him in exchange for her.

00:23:45.000 Yeah, and you know the calculation we're making is she's not worth that. 0.97

00:23:50.000 You know, it's like if we only have so many political prisoners, they're making the cold calculation of, oh, well, we're not going to trade you a diplomat and an arms dealer for a basketball player, especially a black lesbian. 0.75

00:24:04.000 Isn't that crazy that there is a, like, if that was certain people they would do it for?

00:24:10.000 Like, if that was Obama, if Obama got kidnapped in Russia...

00:24:14.000 Actually, no, we'd be at war.

00:24:15.000 Yeah, we'd be at war.

00:24:16.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:24:16.000 It'd have to be like Oprah.

00:24:19.000 Even people that...

00:24:20.000 Oprah?

00:24:21.000 Oprah.

00:24:21.000 What if Oprah went to Russia and they got Oprah for a CBD pen?

00:24:25.000 Well, she'd pay it off.

00:24:26.000 Do you think she would?

00:24:27.000 Yeah.

00:24:28.000 That's all she'd have to do?

00:24:29.000 How much do you think it costs to get out of jail right now in Russia?

00:24:33.000 I think Oprah got it.

00:24:35.000 I know that.

00:24:35.000 She's got it, for sure.

00:24:37.000 Somebody doesn't have it to get Brittany Griner out?

00:24:38.000 She's been in there for four months.

00:24:40.000 Well, the WNBA doesn't make a lot of money. 1.00

00:24:44.000 How much money do you think you'd have to bribe them?

00:24:46.000 Just guess.

00:24:47.000 I mean, for sure, they have character and moral, and they would never accept our bribe.

00:24:51.000 Oh, yeah, no, of course not.

00:24:52.000 Of course, that's not what we're saying.

00:24:54.000 I'd say probably $100 million.

00:24:55.000 Oh, my God.

00:24:57.000 Yeah.

00:24:58.000 Wow.

00:24:59.000 And I think that's probably the salaries of the whole WNBA. Pssh. 1.00

00:25:04.000 She's in trouble.

00:25:06.000 She's really in trouble, man.

00:25:07.000 Yeah, man.

00:25:08.000 She's facing, what, 10 years?

00:25:09.000 Yeah, something like that.

00:25:11.000 And she's already been in there for four months, and they're detaining her for another six. 0.85

00:25:14.000 What's wild is, like, I think that's more than they give you for being gay over there.

00:25:19.000 Is that part of it?

00:25:21.000 Well, no, because I don't know if— Because it's illegal to be gay over there.

00:25:24.000 It's illegal, yeah, but I don't know— Is that real?

00:25:26.000 We talked about it in the last podcast, but we never really looked it up.

00:25:28.000 Is it illegal to be gay in Russia?

00:25:30.000 Is that a real thing?

00:25:32.000 I'm reading something about her specific thing and saying there's many angles to this story.

00:25:36.000 I'm trying to see if it's saying that that's part of it or not. 1.00

00:25:37.000 I think it's illegal to do gay shit. 1.00

00:25:39.000 I think they know she's... 1.00

00:25:40.000 I mean, if you're flying in basketball, female basketball players, you know there's some lesbians in the Bronx. 1.00

00:25:44.000 You know what's interesting about Russia?

00:25:45.000 Here it is.

00:25:46.000 This is a very difficult position to play her like Glarner, an outspoken advocate for LBGTQ rights, living and working in a country that has outlawed the propaganda.

00:25:53.000 Oh, it's outlawed the propaganda of non-traditional sexual relations.

00:25:58.000 Propaganda.

00:25:59.000 Under the vague cloak of that cruel law, Griner's own marriage to her wife, Sherelle, might be considered a criminal act. 0.99

00:26:08.000 Yeah, that's bullshit. 1.00

00:26:09.000 It is bullshit. 1.00

00:26:11.000 It's like, stop trying to control our people fucking! 1.00

00:26:14.000 It's weird. 1.00

00:26:14.000 I was just gonna say, there's like levels of dictatorships. 1.00

00:26:18.000 And what we're seeing in Russia, which is really interesting, it's like an emerged level of dictatorship that we didn't think existed after the Cold War.

00:26:27.000 We thought Russia had gone into some sort of vague semi-democracy.

00:26:31.000 Right?

00:26:32.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.96

00:26:33.000 But then when Putin really just grabbed the bull by the balls and decided to be president again, you realize, like, oh, no, [... 0.97

00:26:41.000 This is a propaganda-driven dictatorship, just like North Korea, just, like, a little looser, though. 0.99

00:26:46.000 Like, you could have guys like chess masters who talk shit about the government, and they don't kill them. 0.98

00:26:52.000 You know, like, they haven't killed Garry Kasparov. 0.99

00:26:54.000 Because one of the most dangerous people is a motherfucker that is one of the top soldiers that lost the last war. 0.99

00:27:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:01.000 They always come back and back. 1.00

00:27:03.000 Because he was one of the top soldiers in the Cold War when we whooped that ass. 1.00

00:27:06.000 Yes. 0.99

00:27:07.000 And we never thought he'd be running the...

00:27:08.000 Like, you know, you ever heard of Hannibal?

00:27:10.000 The General Hannibal?

00:27:10.000 Yes.

00:27:11.000 He was whooping... 0.99

00:27:12.000 He was beating the shit out of Rome. 1.00

00:27:14.000 Like, whooping their ass up left and right. 0.99

00:27:17.000 And one of the biggest battles ever, the Battle of Kanai, is when he crushed... 0.98

00:27:23.000 He wiped out a large percentage of the male Roman population in one day with a smaller army just by outsmarting them. 1.00

00:27:32.000 But one of the motherfuckers escaped, Scipio. 0.99

00:27:36.000 And they call him now Scipio Africanus because he studied all his tactics, he bided his time, and he came back and beat and was whooping Hannibal's ass. 1.00

00:27:48.000 I mean, Hannibal's ass. 0.99

00:27:49.000 I mean, he didn't end up killing him. 1.00

00:27:50.000 He killed him killing himself later on, but He figured out the blueprint.

00:27:54.000 He came back and beat him with his own tactics. 1.00

00:27:57.000 He was one of the handful of motherfuckers that slipped away from Kanai when Hannibal was beating the shit out of Rome. 0.99

00:28:04.000 So he saw how they did it and knew their tactics and then devised a strategy. 0.99

00:28:08.000 Yeah, because one of the big advantages Hannibal had was his Nubian cavalry.

00:28:13.000 And when Sipio came back to fight him, he paid them off.

00:28:16.000 So now they were on his side.

00:28:17.000 Oh.

00:28:18.000 Well, one of the things about Russia and the Soviet Union and the whole thing is that they have always had a long-term propaganda strategy for the United States.

00:28:30.000 And it was outlined, it was outlined in this conversation from like 1984 by this guy, Yuri, how do I say his name is, Beminov?

00:28:38.000 Do you remember that guy?

00:28:40.000 He was a guy who used to work for the Soviet Union.

00:28:43.000 See if you can find it.

00:28:44.000 Yuri Deminov.

00:28:46.000 I'm trying to remember his name. 0.96

00:28:47.000 I think I'm fucking that up. 0.94

00:28:49.000 But he basically was outlining their strategy for getting us to no longer trust our democracy. 0.75

00:28:59.000 Find his name?

00:29:02.000 Bezmenov.

00:29:03.000 Bezmenov. 0.99

00:29:03.000 I knew I fucked it up. 0.99

00:29:05.000 But this guy outlined... 0.78

00:29:08.000 Let's play it, because it's kind of crazy.

00:29:09.000 I know we've played this before, but it's really interesting.

00:29:11.000 This is an hour and a half long.

00:29:12.000 I don't know where the exact part would be.

00:29:14.000 This is the full interview.

00:29:15.000 Oh, see, get a highlight.

00:29:17.000 How...

00:29:18.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:29:19.000 That's it.

00:29:20.000 Thank you.

00:29:20.000 That's it.

00:29:21.000 That's perfect. 1.00

00:29:21.000 Damn, he defected? 1.00

00:29:22.000 They killed his ass, right? 1.00

00:29:24.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:29:25.000 Ideological subversion.

00:29:26.000 That is a phrase that...

00:29:28.000 I'm afraid some Americans don't fully understand.

00:29:31.000 When the Soviets used the phrase ideological subversion, what do they mean by it?

00:29:36.000 Ideological subversion is the process which is legitimate over And open.

00:29:45.000 You can see it with your own eyes.

00:29:47.000 All you have to do, all American mass media has to do is to unplug their bananas from their ears, open up their eyes and they can see it.

00:29:54.000 There's no mystery.

00:29:56.000 There's nothing to do with espionage.

00:29:58.000 I know that espionage intelligence gathering looks more romantic.

00:30:01.000 It sells more deodorants through the advertising probably.

00:30:05.000 That's why your Hollywood producers are so crazy about James Bond type of thrillers.

00:30:12.000 But in reality, the main emphasis of the KGB is not in the area of intelligence at all.

00:30:19.000 According to my opinion and opinion of many defectors of my caliber, only about 15% of time, money and manpower is spent on espionage as such.

00:30:30.000 The other 85% is a slow process Which we call either ideological subversion or active measures, in the language of the KGB, or psychological warfare.

00:30:44.000 What it basically means is to change the perception of reality of every American to such an extent that despite of the abundance of information, no one is able to come to sensible conclusions In the interest of defending themselves,

00:31:02.000 their families, their community and their country.

00:31:05.000 It's a great brainwashing process which goes very slow and it's divided in four basic stages.

00:31:15.000 The first one being demoralization.

00:31:17.000 It takes from 15 to 20 years to demoralize a nation.

00:31:21.000 Why that many years?

00:31:22.000 Because this is the minimum number of years which requires to educate one generation of students.

00:31:30.000 In the country of your enemy, exposed to the ideology of the enemy.

00:31:36.000 In other words, Marxism-Leninism ideology is being pumped into the soft heads of at least three generations of American students, without being challenged or counterbalanced by the basic values of Americanism, American patriotism.

00:31:50.000 The result?

00:31:51.000 The result you can see.

00:31:53.000 Most of the people who graduated in the 60s, Drop-outs or half-baked intellectuals are now occupying the positions of power in the government, civil service, business, mass media, educational system. 0.90

00:32:06.000 You are stuck with them.

00:32:07.000 You cannot get rid of them.

00:32:08.000 They are contaminated.

00:32:10.000 They are programmed to think and react to certain stimuli in a certain pattern.

00:32:15.000 You cannot change their mind.

00:32:17.000 Even if you expose them to authentic information, even if you prove that white is white and black is black, you still cannot change the basic perception and the logic of behavior. 0.90

00:32:30.000 In other words, these people, the process of demoralization is complete and irreversible.

00:32:36.000 To get rid of society of these people, you need another 20 or 15 years to educate a new generation of patriotically minded and common sense people who would be acting in And yet these people who've been programmed,

00:33:00.000 and as you say, in place, and who are favorable to an opening with the Soviet concept, these are the very people who would be marked for extermination in this country?

00:33:09.000 Most of them, yes.

00:33:11.000 Simply because The psychological shock when they will see in future what the beautiful society of equality and social justice means in practice, obviously they will revolt.

00:33:24.000 They will be very unhappy, frustrated people.

00:33:28.000 And the Marxist-Leninist regime does not tolerate these people.

00:33:33.000 Obviously they will join the links of dissenters, dissidents.

00:33:39.000 Unlike in present United States, there will be no place for dissent in future Marxist-Leninist America.

00:33:46.000 Here you can get popular like Daniel Ellsberg and filthy rich like Jane Fonda for being dissident, for criticizing your Pentagon.

00:33:57.000 In future, these people will be simply... 0.99

00:34:00.000 Squashed like cockroaches. 0.96

00:34:02.000 Nobody is going to pay them nothing for their beautiful, noble ideas of equality. 0.96

00:34:07.000 This they don't understand and it will be greatest shock for them, of course.

00:34:12.000 The demoralization process in the United States is basically completed already for the last 25 years.

00:34:20.000 Actually it's over fulfilled because demoralization now reaches such areas where previously not even Comrade Andropov and all his experts would even dream of such a tremendous success.

00:34:33.000 Most of it is done by Americans to Americans, thanks to lack of moral standards.

00:34:39.000 As I mentioned before, exposure to true information does not matter anymore.

00:34:45.000 A person who was demoralized is unable to assess true information.

00:34:51.000 The facts tell nothing to him. 0.99

00:34:54.000 Even if I shower him with information, with authentic proof, with documents, with pictures, Even if I take him by force to the Soviet Union and show him concentration camp, he will refuse to believe it until he is going to receive a kick in his fat bottom. 0.87

00:35:12.000 When a military boot crashes, then he will understand, but not before that. 0.67

00:35:17.000 That's the tragic of the situation of demoralization.

00:35:20.000 So, basically, America is stuck with demoralization and unless, even if you start right now, here, this minute, you start educating new generation of Americans, it will still take you 15 to 20 years to turn the tide of ideological perception of reality back to normalcy and patriotism.

00:35:43.000 The next stage is destabilization.

00:35:46.000 This time, subverter does not care about your ideas and the patterns of your consumption.

00:35:51.000 Whether you eat junk food and get fat and flabby, it doesn't matter anymore.

00:35:55.000 This time, and it takes only from two to five years to destabilize a nation, what matters is essentials.

00:36:04.000 Economy, foreign relations, defense systems.

00:36:08.000 And you can see it quite clearly that in some areas, in such sensitive areas as defense and economy, the influence of Marxist-Leninist ideas in the United States is absolutely fantastic.

00:36:24.000 I could never believe it 14 years ago when I landed in this part of the world that the process will go that fast.

00:36:32.000 The next stage, of course, is crisis.

00:36:34.000 It may take only up to six weeks to bring a country to the verge of crisis.

00:36:39.000 You can see it in Central America now.

00:36:42.000 And after crisis, with a violent change of power, structure and economy, you have so-called the period of normalization.

00:36:50.000 It may last indefinitely.

00:36:52.000 Normalization is a cynical expression borrowed from Soviet propaganda.

00:36:56.000 When the Soviet tanks moved into Czechoslovakia in 1968, Comrade Brezhnev said, now the situation in brotherly Czechoslovakia is normalized. 0.98

00:37:05.000 This is what will happen in the United States if you allow all these schmucks to bring the country to crisis. 0.99

00:37:11.000 To promise people all kind of goodies and the paradise on earth, to destabilize your economy, to eliminate the principle of free market competition, and to put a big brother government in Washington DC with benevolent dictators like Walter Mondale, 0.98

00:37:32.000 Who will promise lots of things.

00:37:34.000 Never mind whether the promises are fulfillable or not. 0.88

00:37:37.000 He will go to Moscow to kiss the bottoms of new generation of Soviet assassins. 0.97

00:37:42.000 Never mind. 0.80

00:37:43.000 He will create false illusions that the situation is under control.

00:37:47.000 Situation is not under control.

00:37:50.000 Situation is disgustingly out of control.

00:37:52.000 Most of the American politicians, media and educational system Trains another generation of people who think they are living at a peacetime.

00:38:04.000 False.

00:38:04.000 The United States is in the state of war.

00:38:07.000 Undeclared total war against the basic principles and the foundations of this system.

00:38:15.000 And the initiator of this war is not Comrade Andropov, of course.

00:38:20.000 It's the system.

00:38:23.000 However ridiculous it may sound, the world communist system or the world communist conspiracy, whether I scare some people or not, I don't give a hood.

00:38:32.000 If you are not scared by now, nothing can scare you.

00:38:37.000 But you don't have to be paranoid about it.

00:38:39.000 What actually happens now, that unlike myself, you have Literally several years to live on unless the United States wake up.

00:38:51.000 The time bomb is ticking.

00:38:53.000 With every second the disaster is coming closer and closer.

00:38:57.000 Unlike myself, you will have nowhere to defect to unless you want to live in Antarctica with penguins.

00:39:04.000 This is it.

00:39:05.000 This is the last country of freedom and possibility.

00:39:08.000 Okay, so what do we do?

00:39:10.000 What is your recommendation to the American people?

00:39:13.000 Well, the immediate thing that comes to my mind is, of course, there must be a very strong national effort to educate people in the spirit of real patriotism, number one.

00:39:28.000 Number two, to explain them the real danger of socialist, communist, whatever, welfare state, big brother government.

00:39:36.000 If people will fail to grasp the impending danger of that development, nothing ever can help United States.

00:39:44.000 You may kiss goodbye to your freedom, including freedoms to homosexuals, to prison inmates. 1.00

00:39:51.000 All this freedom will vanish, evaporate in five seconds, including your precious lives.

00:39:57.000 The second thing, the moment at least part of the United States population is convinced that the danger is real, they have to force their government.

00:40:08.000 And I'm not talking about sending letters, signing petitions and all this beautiful noble activity.

00:40:14.000 I'm talking about forcing United States government to stop aiding communism.

00:40:20.000 Because there is no other problem more burning and urgent than to stop the Soviet military industrial complex from destroying whatever is left of the free world. 0.93

00:40:31.000 And it is very easy to do. 0.94

00:40:33.000 No credits, no technology, no money, no political or diplomatic recognition, and of course no such idiocy as grain deals to USSR. The Soviet people, 270 millions of Soviets, will be eternally thankful to you if you stop aiding a bunch of murderers who sit now in Kremlin and whom President Reagan respectfully calls government. 0.93

00:40:57.000 They do not govern anything, at least of all such complexity as the Soviet economy.

00:41:02.000 So basic, two very simple, maybe two simplistic answers or solutions, but nevertheless, they are the only solutions.

00:41:11.000 Educate yourself.

00:41:12.000 Understand what's going on around you.

00:41:14.000 You are not living at the time of peace.

00:41:16.000 You are in a state of war.

00:41:19.000 And you have precious little time to save yourself.

00:41:24.000 You don't have much time.

00:41:26.000 Wow.

00:41:28.000 I was expecting this from like the 80s.

00:41:31.000 1984. So what he's basically talking about was they embedded these kind of educators in place and they somehow or another were responsible for like putting psychological warfare on people.

00:41:50.000 That sounds hard to believe.

00:41:52.000 I mean, how could someone get through the process of becoming a PhD and all that stuff?

00:41:57.000 But what doesn't sound hard to believe is that they do it with social media, because they 100% do.

00:42:02.000 So this is not a new tactic that they devised.

00:42:05.000 The tactic of getting us to lose faith In our country, in our government, in our process, they've been doing that forever.

00:42:13.000 But they have a sophisticated way of doing it now through the internet.

00:42:18.000 It's crazy.

00:42:19.000 They have programs and they have people and they have farms where they just propagandize and do things.

00:42:25.000 Did I ever tell you about that?

00:42:26.000 There's a lady named Renee DiResta. 0.98

00:42:28.000 She's been on the podcast before and she researched this.

00:42:33.000 One of the things they found out when they were looking at these propaganda sites, the top 20 Christian sites on Facebook, 19 of them were run by Russian troll farms. 0.99

00:42:45.000 They were like in Macedonia or some shit. 0.99

00:42:49.000 There are all these propaganda farms, and they would organize conflicts, like they had like a Texas separatist group that they organized, and they had them meet right next to some Muslim group. 0.95

00:43:04.000 So they had a Muslim group across the street from the Texas separatist group.

00:43:09.000 Wow.

00:43:10.000 They do it on purpose.

00:43:11.000 They're all trying to initiate conflict.

00:43:14.000 And she was saying it was really funny because, like, I'm a big fan of memes.

00:43:17.000 I think memes are one of the more interesting forms of comedy that exists.

00:43:22.000 Like, you hear someone, like, every day my friends are sending me memes.

00:43:27.000 I've become, like, sick with it lately.

00:43:29.000 It's the evolution of the street joke.

00:43:31.000 It is like that because, like, man, who's writing these?

00:43:35.000 Because some of them, with the picture, they're so funny.

00:43:38.000 Look at this one.

00:43:40.000 This is like, this only could exist in this form with a picture similar to this with this caption.

00:43:52.000 When you nut fast and she cussing you out so you sit there like.

00:43:57.000 I mean, how funny is that?

00:44:00.000 It's so funny.

00:44:03.000 I mean, through this pandemic, I've been obsessed with memes.

00:44:07.000 I've been getting so many people send me funny memes.

00:44:09.000 So many of these like text message chains are funny memes.

00:44:12.000 Yeah, they're good.

00:44:13.000 They're good.

00:44:13.000 There's so many good pages.

00:44:15.000 Some of them are restricted.

00:44:17.000 Some of them are hard to find.

00:44:18.000 The pages?

00:44:19.000 Yeah, some of them are hard to find.

00:44:20.000 Some of them are thieves. 0.99

00:44:22.000 Oh, almost all of them are thieves. 0.99

00:44:24.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:44:25.000 That's the thing.

00:44:25.000 It's like, who is the guy?

00:44:27.000 It's like the street joke, like you were saying.

00:44:29.000 Yeah.

00:44:29.000 Well, some people steal jokes, but some people just, they just, you know, there were kids that were like raised on this.

00:44:37.000 Yes.

00:44:38.000 And it's just how they think.

00:44:39.000 They think in memes.

00:44:40.000 Yeah.

00:44:40.000 But it's a new form of comedy, right?

00:44:42.000 Oh, definitely.

00:44:43.000 Definitely.

00:44:44.000 Images with funny text.

00:44:47.000 That's what cartoons were, though, for the 1800s, right?

00:44:50.000 I guess, yeah.

00:44:51.000 Kind of.

00:44:53.000 But part of the thing is that the photo's not supposed to be for that.

00:44:56.000 That's part of what's funny.

00:44:58.000 Like all the Greta Thunberg ones, I have like a hundred of those.

00:45:01.000 Yeah, because also, too, it's cultural in a way.

00:45:07.000 Because if you showed a Greta Thunberg meme to somebody in...

00:45:14.000 I don't know.

00:45:15.000 You know, somewhere where they wouldn't know who she was.

00:45:18.000 Right.

00:45:18.000 The joke would really, it wouldn't really hit.

00:45:20.000 Exactly.

00:45:21.000 It wouldn't make sense five years ago.

00:45:22.000 It wouldn't make sense.

00:45:23.000 It's like this shared, the memes are like this shared thing.

00:45:26.000 Well, it has to be something that everybody understands.

00:45:29.000 A thing.

00:45:29.000 Like who the person is or what the thing is.

00:45:32.000 But you know what, sometimes...

00:45:33.000 Look at this one.

00:45:34.000 We just had a fat line and you're waiting for your toilet paper story.

00:45:42.000 You know, these are... 1.00

00:45:45.000 Dude, I've had some that fucking... 0.99

00:45:48.000 There was one where... 1.00

00:45:49.000 I saw one where it was DMX. DMX's head on Professor X's body.

00:45:56.000 And it was like, y'all gonna make me use my mind.

00:46:01.000 And I swear, I laughed at it like 50 times that day.

00:46:06.000 Joe, you've become big in the golf meme community.

00:46:08.000 Nice! 0.94

00:46:09.000 How did I get it?

00:46:10.000 They use you a lot.

00:46:12.000 Nice.

00:46:12.000 Multiple times.

00:46:13.000 Really?

00:46:14.000 Yeah, I see them.

00:46:14.000 I mean, I follow those around.

00:46:16.000 Nice.

00:46:17.000 Well, as someone who doesn't play golf, I talk about golf a lot.

00:46:20.000 No, so it's again, it's not what you're talking about golf.

00:46:23.000 It's everything that's on golf related and they make it seem like golf.

00:46:26.000 You were talking about how many specials you had one time and you're counting on one, two, three, like that.

00:46:31.000 You're counting on your fingers and the meme is like, how many strokes did I get on that hole?

00:46:35.000 I don't know, one, two, three.

00:46:37.000 But you know what? 0.99

00:46:38.000 Sometimes some people just become, it's just a face they're making or something, and it's just a random person that doesn't have shit to do with shit. 0.99

00:46:44.000 Yeah, always. 0.99

00:46:46.000 And you see them later, and they do shit where they catch up with them. 0.99

00:46:50.000 Oh, pushing one out in the pro shop bathroom 30 seconds before my seat time. 0.99

00:47:00.000 That's hilarious.

00:47:02.000 Send me that one.

00:47:03.000 That one's funny.

00:47:04.000 Yeah, there's some funny ones, man.

00:47:06.000 It's an interesting form of comedy. 0.98

00:47:08.000 I bet a lot of it's created by people just sitting in the cubicle, bored as fuck, at work. 0.94

00:47:13.000 How much work gets done at work for a lot of people? 0.99

00:47:16.000 Very little. 0.99

00:47:17.000 Because a lot of people are online, fucking around. 0.99

00:47:20.000 Have you heard of this book, Bullshit Jobs? 1.00

00:47:23.000 No.

00:47:24.000 I forget who it's by, but he talks about that.

00:47:28.000 There's so many jobs created in America that don't need to exist.

00:47:34.000 Most of the time we spend looking busy, because our job isn't important.

00:47:38.000 It's not necessary at all, and we all know it deep down.

00:47:41.000 Like, if you're doing a job that's not necessary, you know it.

00:47:44.000 And it fucks with your self-esteem and everything. 0.99

00:47:46.000 Like, most people aren't doing shit at work, or they're going out of their way to not do shit, you know, to look like they're doing shit. 1.00

00:47:52.000 Well, if you don't have a job that requires you to do shit, and you're just unsupervised, and you don't even like your job, and you have a fucking computer. 0.99

00:48:01.000 Like, how many people are posting on Twitter all day while they're at work, just checking Twitter and posting it? 0.99

00:48:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:07.000 Constantly.

00:48:08.000 Like, if you have a phone at work and no one's watching you...

00:48:12.000 Computer?

00:48:13.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:14.000 People that play video games all night are supposed to be watching shit. 1.00

00:48:17.000 Oh, I'm sure. 1.00

00:48:18.000 But see, you know what part of the problem is, is that...

00:48:27.000 We're in this new age of technology and efficiency, but we're still two generations back in terms of what work culture is.

00:48:38.000 So it's not necessary for anybody to be in the office for eight hours.

00:48:42.000 But it's all these old school owners and managers that are like, I need you in the office for eight hours. 1.00

00:48:46.000 Even though we spent these last couple decades like In putting all this technology in the workplace that makes that not necessary.

00:48:56.000 Well, definitely not if you are responsible and disciplined and you work at home.

00:49:00.000 You get more done because you don't have to commute.

00:49:02.000 Yeah, and there's people who have employees now.

00:49:05.000 They were forced to work from home during the pandemic.

00:49:07.000 They can do their job perfectly fine.

00:49:08.000 There's no reason for them to be in the office.

00:49:10.000 And their boss is still like, yeah, but I like having people in the office.

00:49:13.000 Yeah, there are people that are like that, right?

00:49:15.000 Yeah.

00:49:15.000 I guess it doesn't depend on what you're doing, though.

00:49:17.000 There's some shit you'd want to be in. 0.99

00:49:19.000 Like, if you're writing on a sitcom, you've got to be in the room, right? 1.00

00:49:22.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:49:23.000 You have to be in the writer's room.

00:49:24.000 Certain jobs are required.

00:49:25.000 But is accounts receivable?

00:49:28.000 That doesn't have to be in that building.

00:49:29.000 No.

00:49:30.000 Why would it?

00:49:31.000 You could get everything done with a direct message.

00:49:33.000 But there's this weird thing of like, I don't want you to get over it.

00:49:37.000 It's like, I'd rather you work four hours and me pay you the same.

00:49:41.000 So maybe now I'm paying you, you know, 50 bucks an hour or something so your check's the same.

00:49:46.000 I'd rather have you work half the hours and do your job efficiently than have you just sitting around for extra time for no reason.

00:49:52.000 Don't you think a lot of people like being the leader of a team?

00:49:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:57.000 One on my team in the building.

00:49:58.000 Yeah, but we've learned a long time ago, it's the difference between being a leader and being put in charge.

00:50:04.000 That's true too, but maybe if you're not around people, they don't get it.

00:50:10.000 Maybe they think you've got to absorb the ethic of this company.

00:50:14.000 You've got to be hustling on the floor.

00:50:16.000 The morale's got to be high. 0.99

00:50:19.000 They have those team building things where they go to Hawaii together and they all fucking snorkel and shit. 0.94

00:50:25.000 That's a big thing with a lot of these companies, team building. 0.97

00:50:28.000 Yeah, we'll spend a hundred grand on a fishing trip, but we won't give nobody a raise.

00:50:35.000 But I think they think there's, like, a value to it.

00:50:38.000 I think they've put, like, a psychological value on the idea that they can, like, give them something fun to do.

00:50:45.000 Like, I was in Hawaii recently.

00:50:47.000 I was in Maui, and there was a whole group like that. 0.99

00:50:49.000 A whole group of people that worked for this company, and they all had, like, stickers on their fucking shirts. 0.97

00:50:53.000 They're walking around in Hawaii with a sticker on their shirt that says, like, hi, I'm Bob. 1.00

00:50:58.000 Like, that kind of shit. 0.99

00:50:59.000 Because they have to. 1.00

00:51:00.000 And with, like, you know, like, whatever the logo of the company was.

00:51:02.000 I'm like, that is bizarre.

00:51:03.000 You're on a trip...

00:51:04.000 And you're on vacation with the people you work with, but you gotta wear a sticker.

00:51:09.000 It's nonsense.

00:51:11.000 You know what makes people happy?

00:51:12.000 And you know this, right?

00:51:13.000 We all have miserable family and stuff.

00:51:15.000 People that have jobs that they hate, people that have jobs that they love.

00:51:18.000 And for me, it's like, look, people need purpose.

00:51:22.000 They need a sense of purpose and they need to feel like they're being fairly compensated.

00:51:27.000 Yeah.

00:51:27.000 That's all.

00:51:28.000 Fuck that trip. 1.00

00:51:29.000 Fuck the pizza party. 1.00

00:51:31.000 Every job I've ever hated, it's... 1.00

00:51:33.000 Well, no, that's not true either because I was making good money at that job.

00:51:37.000 Oh, no, but I didn't have a sense of purpose. 0.99

00:51:38.000 I was like, I could teach a fucking monkey how to do this. 0.99

00:51:41.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:51:41.000 Well, you're a guy that wants to do things, though. 0.99

00:51:44.000 Some people don't want to do things.

00:51:46.000 Like, some people don't have ideas that they really want to implement.

00:51:49.000 They don't have, like, a dream that they want to chase.

00:51:51.000 They just want to work.

00:51:52.000 There's, like, different kinds of people out there.

00:51:54.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:51:55.000 You know?

00:51:55.000 Yeah.

00:51:56.000 I was in the service with a motherfucker like that. 1.00

00:51:59.000 And I forget his name off the top of my head, but he was one of these motherfuckers that was, like, he was raised on a farm. 1.00

00:52:05.000 Like, for real. 1.00

00:52:06.000 And he just had to fucking work every day. 0.98

00:52:10.000 He's the only person I've ever met like this in my life, where it's like, you know, it's lunchtime, and we got an hour, and he spends 15 minutes eating his lunch, standing up, and then goes back to work. 0.98

00:52:21.000 He's one of those type of people that just loves to work. 0.65

00:52:23.000 He feels like shit if he doesn't, you know, hard days working. 0.99

00:52:26.000 I'm like, yeah, he's built different than me. 0.99

00:52:30.000 Yeah, some people like it almost like as a physical exercise activity.

00:52:33.000 They like a hard day of work chucking hay at the farm, you know? 1.00

00:52:37.000 Those motherfuckers are strong as shit, too. 1.00

00:52:39.000 Yeah, they hard, man. 1.00

00:52:40.000 Those people that throw hay around, shake hands are one of those dudes.

00:52:43.000 Been doing this since they was a kid.

00:52:45.000 I went to...

00:52:45.000 Farmer strength.

00:52:46.000 When I was in college, I was hard up for money, and my roommate, his parents were looking for like...

00:52:52.000 His parents were...

00:52:55.000 They took care of animals.

00:52:56.000 So they had like a small farm, you know, where they had like six cows, you know, like 40 dogs.

00:53:02.000 It was one of those type of places.

00:53:03.000 But he was a farm animal veterinarian, his father.

00:53:06.000 But they had a little property and they wanted me, so just so I could make a little extra money, they pulled me over there to...

00:53:13.000 I was supposed to chop down weeds for them. 0.95

00:53:17.000 It was these crazy vines that you have to fucking beat them down with chains and chop them up. 0.97

00:53:23.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:53:24.000 And I worked for these motherfuckers for one day. 1.00

00:53:27.000 And they were like, we're good. 1.00

00:53:30.000 We're good.

00:53:31.000 We don't need you to come back.

00:53:32.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:53:33.000 No, because the first day, I bust my ass. 1.00

00:53:36.000 And they were like, good job. 1.00

00:53:37.000 And the second day, I was like, my body didn't have it.

00:53:41.000 I just didn't have anything left.

00:53:43.000 And this dude told me he grew up doing this.

00:53:45.000 Yeah, but you gotta build up to that.

00:53:47.000 Yeah.

00:53:48.000 Physical labor like that is like working out.

00:53:50.000 It really is.

00:53:51.000 I had a summer that I worked building a construction ramp, like the wheelchair ramp, rather, for nights at Columbus Hall.

00:53:59.000 So for the whole summer, for whatever length of time, I only think I kept the job for a month.

00:54:04.000 I had to carry cement bags and pressure-treated lumber the whole summer.

00:54:09.000 So it was 100 degrees outside, whatever the fuck it was, 90 degrees outside, and I've got cement bags on my shoulder. 0.99

00:54:15.000 I'm hiking them up this fucking ramp and carrying pressure-treated lumber, and pressure-treated lumber is chemically treated lumber, and those splinters, you get infected, and they're fucking nasty. 0.99

00:54:25.000 They hurt like hell. 0.98

00:54:27.000 Like, and so I'm constantly carrying, all summer long, and I realize, like, oh, I could get stuck here.

00:54:32.000 Like, this could be my life.

00:54:33.000 Like, if you're a laborer, and this is, like, what you do from now on, this is your whole day, every day.

00:54:38.000 And I would get out of work, and I'd try to work out, and I had nothing.

00:54:42.000 I had nothing.

00:54:43.000 I tried to hit the bag, and I was like, eh, eh.

00:54:45.000 I was just exhausted.

00:54:47.000 You can't just go right into that.

00:54:48.000 And I was in pretty good shape.

00:54:50.000 You can't just go right into that.

00:54:52.000 That's work.

00:54:53.000 You can't even wash your back.

00:54:54.000 You just... 1.00

00:54:55.000 And you can fuck things up too, man. 1.00

00:54:57.000 That's how people fuck up their backs. 1.00

00:54:59.000 If you don't have the muscle stability in your core and you're lifting heavy shit all the time, all of a sudden, you could fuck yourself, especially if you don't know how to do it right. 1.00

00:55:09.000 That's gonna be tough. 1.00

00:55:11.000 Hard labor, man. 0.99

00:55:14.000 That is a fucking rough way to make a life. 0.99

00:55:17.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:18.000 It's up there with fighting.

00:55:22.000 Fighting's exciting if you win, right?

00:55:24.000 If you're good.

00:55:26.000 It's a skill.

00:55:26.000 You could develop it.

00:55:27.000 You could be very clever.

00:55:29.000 You could be like Floyd Mayweather.

00:55:31.000 You rarely get hit.

00:55:32.000 You reach the top of the top.

00:55:33.000 Well, you can do that in boxing.

00:55:35.000 You can't really do that in MMA. Like, never get hit.

00:55:38.000 Not, well, something's gonna happen.

00:55:41.000 If you fight long enough, something's gonna happen.

00:55:43.000 I feel like every victory take a piece out of you.

00:55:45.000 Some of them do, yeah.

00:55:47.000 Well, that's the difference between Floyd and everybody else, in my opinion.

00:55:50.000 When people talk about the best boxer ever, I'm like, man, it's hard to make an argument against Floyd Mayweather. 0.97

00:55:55.000 Because he's the only guy that never really got fucked up. 0.65

00:55:59.000 He only got hit hard like three or four times ever. 0.92

00:56:03.000 And the thing is, you look at He was in his prime for longer than anybody else.

00:56:11.000 He never really had a falling off period.

00:56:15.000 He's the best at not getting hit.

00:56:19.000 Everyone always made excuses about how he fought somebody when they were young.

00:56:26.000 He fought a dude when he was 40. Floyd was 40. And they're like, oh, he's cherry picking.

00:56:33.000 Of course he is.

00:56:34.000 He's fighting.

00:56:34.000 Well, yeah!

00:56:35.000 He's 40 years old!

00:56:36.000 Well, not just that.

00:56:37.000 Every boxer wants to do that.

00:56:38.000 It's a smart thing to do.

00:56:40.000 Up until you get to a certain point.

00:56:42.000 And then you have to fight the other champions.

00:56:43.000 But it's a smart way to maximize your money.

00:56:45.000 It's a smart way to get more ring experience.

00:56:48.000 And, you know, it's a smart way to keep defending your title.

00:56:52.000 Like, a lot of guys would rather fight a guy when he's slightly over the hill.

00:56:56.000 And with Floyd and Manny Pacquiao, I think he was pretty clever.

00:56:59.000 Because, look, Manny Pacquiao, when he was young, was a real problem.

00:57:03.000 His hand speed was spectacular.

00:57:06.000 His cardio was spectacular. 0.90

00:57:07.000 His punching power was ridiculous. 1.00

00:57:09.000 He was a real fucking problem. 1.00

00:57:11.000 And Floyd played that nice and slow. 1.00

00:57:15.000 Nice and slow.

00:57:17.000 When he caught Manny, it was when Manny was, you know, he'd been knocked out by Barrera.

00:57:21.000 He wasn't the same Manny anymore.

00:57:24.000 And then he also lose to, um, who's his rival that Floyd made that boy look ordinary? 0.99

00:57:33.000 I can't remember his fucking name. 0.97

00:57:36.000 Wasn't that, um, who? 0.99

00:57:38.000 Oh, Juan Manuel Marquez.

00:57:39.000 Yeah, Marquez.

00:57:40.000 Yeah, I said Barrera.

00:57:41.000 I meant Marquez. 0.52

00:57:42.000 I fucked that up.

00:57:43.000 Yeah, Juan Manuel Marquez, he knocked out Manny in the last fight.

00:57:48.000 They had three fights together.

00:57:49.000 I think they split decisions and then he knocked him out.

00:57:52.000 I forget.

00:57:53.000 But anyway, Floyd just boxed the pants off of him. 0.99

00:57:56.000 Yeah, he made him look real silly. 0.96

00:57:58.000 Well, Floyd does that to everybody. 0.96

00:58:00.000 Floyd did that to Canelo.

00:58:01.000 Floyd does that to everybody.

00:58:03.000 Yeah, and he fought young Canelo.

00:58:04.000 Now, Canelo, not maybe not Canelo now.

00:58:07.000 No, definitely not Canelo now.

00:58:08.000 Canelo learned from him.

00:58:10.000 But I still believe he would beat him.

00:58:12.000 I think so too.

00:58:14.000 It's hard now because Canelo is a tank now.

00:58:16.000 He's so big.

00:58:17.000 You'd have to get him down to a manageable weight because he was 152 when he fought Floyd.

00:58:21.000 Floyd was very smart.

00:58:22.000 He made him cut down below the 154 limit because he knew he struggled even to get to 154. So Floyd made him cut an extra two pounds.

00:58:31.000 Oh, wow.

00:58:32.000 It was very sneaky.

00:58:33.000 Yeah, he knows all the little tricks, what gloves to use, all of that.

00:58:36.000 Of course, all of the above, all of the above.

00:58:38.000 He'll make sure you, because he's had fragile hands in the past, so he makes sure he'll use a glove that has a little more padding in the front.

00:58:45.000 The same amount of weight, but a little bit more padding for his hands.

00:58:48.000 Because there's gloves that are puncher's gloves.

00:58:51.000 Like Cleto Reyes, these Mexican gloves.

00:58:53.000 They're like a firmer.

00:58:55.000 There's more, there's like the padding is not as smushy.

00:58:59.000 And then other gloves are kind of smushy.

00:59:01.000 They're the same weight, but they're not the same density.

00:59:04.000 Maybe they're not made the same way.

00:59:05.000 But they both have to fight with the exact same gloves.

00:59:07.000 Well, Floyd would negotiate that.

00:59:10.000 Floyd would make sure you fought with the gloves that he wanted you to fight with.

00:59:14.000 Everything he did was to his advantage.

00:59:15.000 The UFC doesn't do that, right?

00:59:17.000 Everyone has to do something.

00:59:17.000 Everyone has the same gloves.

00:59:19.000 They fight with UFC certified and approved gloves.

00:59:22.000 That's it.

00:59:23.000 And they're not the best gloves.

00:59:24.000 The best gloves are made by Trevor Whitman.

00:59:27.000 Trevor Whitman is a guy, his company's called Onyx.

00:59:30.000 He makes the best bag gloves.

00:59:32.000 He makes the best shin and instep pads, like the best material in terms of like the density of the foam. 1.00

00:59:37.000 His stuff is the shit. 0.99

00:59:38.000 And he came up with his, and he's a top flight coach. 1.00

00:59:42.000 He coached Justin Gaethje, Rose Namajunas, Kambaro Usman, top, top flight coach.

00:59:47.000 And he came up with this MMA glove that's way better.

00:59:52.000 First of all, it curves the hand instead of like extends.

00:59:55.000 So the eye pokes are not going to be as frequent.

00:59:58.000 It makes your hand that naturally.

01:00:00.000 Because some guys have said to me that when they're fighting...

01:00:03.000 Especially like, you know, you've gone a few rounds, your hands are tired.

01:00:05.000 The gloves are actually almost trying to open your hand.

01:00:08.000 Like it takes an effort to close your fist.

01:00:11.000 As opposed to like right now, there's no effort to close my fist.

01:00:14.000 But with those gloves, you kind of have to make a little bit of an effort.

01:00:16.000 And then also you have the padding of the, you know, the hand wraps and all that stuff.

01:00:20.000 So it's kind of, your hands almost want to extend.

01:00:22.000 But Trevor's gloves are already turned over.

01:00:26.000 Like, your hand is turning to a knuckle position naturally.

01:00:29.000 And then on top of that, the density of the foam is way better.

01:00:33.000 I think it'll have way less hand breaks.

01:00:35.000 So why won't the UFC... I don't know.

01:00:37.000 That's why I'm talking about it. 1.00

01:00:39.000 Trying to get off their ass. 1.00

01:00:40.000 It's the best. 1.00

01:00:41.000 They're the best gloves.

01:00:42.000 We should only have these gloves.

01:00:43.000 So, I mean, there was like some sort of a, like, they were trying to make a deal and they didn't do it.

01:00:47.000 That's...

01:00:48.000 Is that his glove?

01:00:49.000 Yeah, that's a white one.

01:00:50.000 I have his other stuff. 0.93

01:00:52.000 They're black. 0.74

01:00:54.000 See if you can go to his website.

01:00:55.000 But that's a good...

01:00:56.000 I do.

01:00:56.000 Every time I go to the website, it really just has shown the boxing stuff a lot.

01:00:59.000 Well, his boxing stuff is awesome, too. 1.00

01:01:01.000 His gloves are the shit. 0.99

01:01:02.000 They're really, really good. 1.00

01:01:03.000 But that glove that I have on my hand is way superior to any other glove that I've ever felt.

01:01:09.000 The Pride glove is pretty good, but I think that's better. 1.00

01:01:12.000 And you could still grapple with it.

01:01:14.000 You could still do everything with it.

01:01:16.000 I use his bag gloves, too. 0.96

01:01:17.000 He's got fucking amazing, amazing stuff. 0.98

01:01:20.000 Yeah, I guess, yeah, man. 0.95

01:01:22.000 It's always money.

01:01:23.000 It's always a money thing.

01:01:25.000 Maybe.

01:01:25.000 I don't know.

01:01:25.000 Who the fuck knows?

01:01:26.000 Maybe it's too expensive to build. 0.99

01:01:28.000 I don't know.

01:01:28.000 It doesn't make any sense to me.

01:01:30.000 I just, like, we should use the best shit. 0.99

01:01:31.000 We're the best organization. 1.00

01:01:33.000 We use the best shit. 1.00

01:01:34.000 That's the best shit. 1.00

01:01:34.000 Does anyone use the Whitman gloves? 1.00

01:01:36.000 I don't think so.

01:01:37.000 I mean, Trevor's, you know, he's a mad genius.

01:01:39.000 He figured it out.

01:01:40.000 You want some coffee?

01:01:41.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:01:42.000 No?

01:01:42.000 I thought it was whiskey.

01:01:43.000 Oh, you want some whiskey?

01:01:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:44.000 We have whiskey.

01:01:45.000 All you have to do is ask, sir.

01:01:46.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:47.000 Can we get a glass and some ice?

01:01:49.000 Glasses and some ice?

01:01:51.000 Anyway, it's just Floyd was smart enough to decide everything in his favor. 1.00

01:01:56.000 You know, I mean, he's just clever as fuck. 0.96

01:01:58.000 He always pretended he was going to fight an MMA fight with Conor. 1.00

01:02:01.000 We'll fight a boxing match first, then I'll fight you in your shit. 1.00

01:02:04.000 Like, please! 1.00

01:02:04.000 No way. 1.00

01:02:05.000 No fucking way is he going to do that. 0.99

01:02:07.000 That's a whole other world. 0.99

01:02:08.000 Yeah, it's a whole other world.

01:02:09.000 That's a different thing.

01:02:11.000 Like, most boxers cannot compete with MMA fighters.

01:02:14.000 But, you know, a good, decent MMA striker can go a few rounds.

01:02:19.000 As long as the guy's not a murderer like a Mike Tyson in his prime.

01:02:23.000 Oh, right.

01:02:24.000 They can go a few rounds.

01:02:25.000 They're gonna be outclassed, but go a few rounds. 0.99

01:02:27.000 But a guy who doesn't do MMA, who fights an MMA fighter, you're getting fucked up. 0.99

01:02:32.000 You're gonna get your legs kicked out from under you quick. 1.00

01:02:34.000 Yeah, you're gonna get taken down, you're gonna get choked out. 0.98

01:02:36.000 The big thing is leg kicks. 0.97

01:02:39.000 That's the big one.

01:02:40.000 Because even if the guy's a striker, but he's a leg kicker, they can kick you from a distance, man.

01:02:45.000 You can't get close enough to punch them, and they're kicking your calves out from under you.

01:02:50.000 They're kicking your thighs apart. 0.97

01:02:52.000 You can't move on them right anymore.

01:02:55.000 You're trying to...

01:02:55.000 Salute, my brother.

01:02:56.000 Salute.

01:02:57.000 Always good to see you.

01:02:58.000 Same, bro.

01:02:59.000 I'm very excited about this weekend.

01:03:01.000 You know, it's funny, so you bring up the lick, because I was just watching Izzy and Jon Jones highlights on the way here.

01:03:09.000 Izzy and Jon Jones?

01:03:10.000 Yeah, just watching their highlights.

01:03:12.000 Not against each other, but just watching how...

01:03:14.000 Because they are the masters of...

01:03:17.000 Distance.

01:03:18.000 Distance, yeah.

01:03:21.000 I think Jon Jones has a little more violent intention behind...

01:03:26.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:03:27.000 Because he's a little more of a psycho. 0.98

01:03:29.000 Interesting. 0.98

01:03:30.000 Because when you watch...

01:03:31.000 I'm talking about the dominant, dominant Jon Jones. 1.00

01:03:34.000 He would hit motherfuckers. 1.00

01:03:36.000 He didn't care if the hit killed you. 1.00

01:03:39.000 You know?

01:03:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:40.000 Yeah, like when he stopped Daniel Cormier.

01:03:42.000 Yeah, some people don't have that.

01:03:44.000 They don't have that killer instinct where it's like, I don't care what this does.

01:03:50.000 Izzy's got that, too, though.

01:03:51.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:52.000 Izzy's got that. 0.99

01:03:53.000 Izzy is just the most sophisticated of the strikers. 1.00

01:03:58.000 If you watch striking, if you're a person who likes striking and you like setups and stuff, he's doing something very different because he's getting guys to move a certain way.

01:04:08.000 He's reading you.

01:04:09.000 Like you see when Izzy's moving around, he's reading you.

01:04:12.000 He's seeing if he can come forward with the right hand.

01:04:15.000 He's seeing if you're looking at that right hand, he kicks your leg.

01:04:18.000 He's going to move out of the range of your power.

01:04:20.000 It's like he's thinking in 4D or something.

01:04:22.000 He's downloading all your data.

01:04:25.000 And he can see weaknesses in people.

01:04:27.000 A great example is Paulo Costa.

01:04:29.000 Paulo Costa steamrolled everybody.

01:04:31.000 He was just smashing people.

01:04:32.000 He's a giant dude.

01:04:33.000 They called him the eraser. 1.00

01:04:34.000 He would just move forward and just fucking... 0.99

01:04:36.000 And Izzy just... 1.00

01:04:38.000 Picked him apart. 0.99

01:04:39.000 Made him look foolish. 0.99

01:04:41.000 And by the end of the first round, you could see he was baffled. 1.00

01:04:43.000 Like, he was fucked. 0.99

01:04:44.000 Because he knew, like, I can't hit this dude. 1.00

01:04:46.000 And he's standing right in front of me.

01:04:48.000 And he would swing at Izzy, and Izzy would be just out of range, and then he'd make him pay.

01:04:54.000 Just out of range to make him pay. 0.69

01:04:55.000 And then after he stopped him, he humped him.

01:04:58.000 Yeah, you know where I learned a lot?

01:05:02.000 But I watched those...

01:05:03.000 Do you see that?

01:05:04.000 Do you see that after he stopped him, he humps him?

01:05:08.000 Watch this. 1.00

01:05:08.000 Yeah, because he was talking all that shit. 1.00

01:05:10.000 Yeah, he was talking all that shit. 1.00

01:05:11.000 But watch this. 1.00

01:05:13.000 One, two. 1.00

01:05:15.000 That's why I love Izzy, man, because he don't play that shit. 1.00

01:05:18.000 Well, he's just so slick, man. 0.92

01:05:21.000 For a guy like me who's been interested in striking his whole life, seeing a guy like this that was a top-flight kickboxer make his way into MMA, I reached out to Izzy before he ever fought in the UFC. I saw him fight in kickboxing matches, and I reached out to him on Instagram way back in the day.

01:05:39.000 And he was telling me that he's taking some fights in China, and that he's like, he's gonna come to the UFC, but he's gonna do it the right way.

01:05:45.000 He did it the right way.

01:05:46.000 He was smart.

01:05:47.000 Like, some guys jump in, but they don't have a ground game yet.

01:05:49.000 They jump in, they don't have defense yet, but they just feel like, oh, I'm gonna learn a few things, I'm just gonna use my kickboxing. 0.99

01:05:54.000 Then you fight some fucking wrestler. 0.98

01:05:57.000 Some dude who hits you with that power double, and boom! 1.00

01:05:59.000 And you feel that weight and pressure, like, oh shit, I don't know how to handle this. 0.99

01:06:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:03.000 A lot of guys get fucked up that way. 1.00

01:06:05.000 You run into a Khabib and get fucking murdered. 1.00

01:06:07.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:06:08.000 You run into some Dagestani assassin and you're fucked. 1.00

01:06:11.000 But Izzy did it the right way. 0.99

01:06:13.000 Well, I like watching the...

01:06:16.000 You know the Morning Combat guys?

01:06:19.000 Yes.

01:06:20.000 Luke Thomas and who's the other dude?

01:06:21.000 Luke's been on the podcast before.

01:06:23.000 He's got that dude with him.

01:06:24.000 So he made me understand...

01:06:28.000 Just how much on another level is he is from everybody else because he breaks it, you know, he'll have a two three hour video He's like, you know telling you the Brian Campbell.

01:06:37.000 Yeah, yes, Brian Campbell. 0.95

01:06:38.000 Yeah, they broke it down one time and I was like, oh wow this motherfucker is because I you know because I'm not a big I'm not a I don't have the experience in fighting that you have right so I was like There needs to be a John Madden of MMA, you know? 0.92

01:06:51.000 At first, I mean, I always liked watching Izzy, but I didn't get the chess match that he's playing. 0.88

01:06:58.000 That other people just aren't...

01:07:00.000 They're not even aware that there's another game being played other than swinging and kicking, right? 1.00

01:07:07.000 He's on some other shit, man. 0.97

01:07:08.000 Well, the way he describes it is like a lot of people are just button smashers. 0.99

01:07:13.000 Like if you're playing a game, trying to make something happen.

01:07:16.000 He's setting things up.

01:07:18.000 He's setting things up.

01:07:19.000 And there's other guys that set things up.

01:07:21.000 And that's one of the things that makes this weekend so interesting.

01:07:23.000 It's because he's on the same card as Alex Pereira.

01:07:27.000 And Alex Pereira is...

01:07:29.000 Beat him.

01:07:29.000 He knocked him out.

01:07:30.000 He KO'd him with a left hook in a kickboxing match.

01:07:34.000 And he beat him once by unanimous decision, and then the rematch, he KO'd Izzy.

01:07:39.000 You know, and he's only fought twice in the UFC, but he's won both fights, and now he's fighting the No.

01:07:45.000 4 ranked Sean Strickland this weekend.

01:07:48.000 It's very interesting.

01:07:49.000 Because they're basically trying to fast-track him into a fight with Izzy.

01:07:54.000 I'm sorry, man.

01:07:55.000 You know what?

01:07:59.000 You're going to have to show me somebody to beat him.

01:08:01.000 Well, let me show you somebody. 0.99

01:08:03.000 I'm not saying that he could beat him, but Alex Pereira is one of the scariest fucking strikers on planet Earth. 0.97

01:08:08.000 He's this dude from Brazil. 1.00

01:08:10.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:08:11.000 And this is when he fought Izzy. 1.00

01:08:14.000 I think this is...

01:08:15.000 I don't know if this is the first fight or the second fight, but it was a real good fight back and forth.

01:08:20.000 But then this.

01:08:23.000 Oh, wow.

01:08:24.000 Yeah, I mean, he's got that kind of power.

01:08:26.000 But go to Alex Pereira's highlights.

01:08:29.000 That said, the Izzy from back then is not the Izzy of today.

01:08:33.000 He's way better now.

01:08:34.000 Way better now.

01:08:36.000 Alex Pereira, who was primarily a kickboxer, two-division world champion in glory, now he's made his way over to MMA. This dude fucks people up. 0.98

01:08:50.000 And these are with big gloves on. 0.98

01:08:52.000 He's one of the most vicious knockout artists in Glory history.

01:08:57.000 Like, unusual power.

01:08:59.000 Like, almost everybody gets starched.

01:09:03.000 And the dude's crazy durable, too.

01:09:06.000 Like, he gets into wars with people and...

01:09:08.000 Can they not throw kicks?

01:09:10.000 Oh, they can, but he's...

01:09:12.000 Yeah, I mean, he's got kick knockouts, too, but there's a left-hand that KO'd Dustin Jacoby. 1.00

01:09:17.000 I mean, he's a bad motherfucker. 0.99

01:09:20.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:09:21.000 Look at that left hook. 1.00

01:09:21.000 Answer me this, Joe. 1.00

01:09:23.000 Dude.

01:09:23.000 What changes...

01:09:26.000 Besides the obvious, from the boxing ring to the octagon?

01:09:30.000 More room, for sure.

01:09:32.000 No corners.

01:09:34.000 So cutting off people is different. 0.86

01:09:37.000 Cutting off people in a boxing ring is...

01:09:40.000 There's a little more room for... 0.84

01:09:43.000 You could box someone into a corner.

01:09:46.000 You have an angle, right?

01:09:49.000 With the octagon, it's a little bit...

01:09:53.000 A little bit easier to move around, around the edges, but even maybe more importantly, there's a lot more space to fight in.

01:09:58.000 Like, they're a lot bigger than this. 0.99

01:10:01.000 So you got the octagon, a lot of, you know, you got a lot of room for shit. 0.93

01:10:06.000 There's a lot of, let's say the smaller octagon is like what they use at the Apex Center, which is really interesting, because you see like heavyweights in that. 0.84

01:10:13.000 Like when Francis Ngannou fought Stipe Miocic when he won the title, it was in the little octagon.

01:10:18.000 And I'm like, man, Stipeck's gonna have a hard time getting the fuck away from him in that little octagon because it's quite a bit smaller.

01:10:25.000 How much little? 0.97

01:10:25.000 Okay. 0.97

01:10:25.000 So look at the difference. 0.97

01:10:27.000 So the UFC's octagon sides, so it's 750 square feet to 400 square feet.

01:10:33.000 And that's just a normal boxing ring.

01:10:36.000 Boxing rings vary, which is interesting.

01:10:38.000 Like sometimes they're a little bigger and smaller.

01:10:40.000 Sometimes for a fight, they'll make a smaller ring to favor a slugger, or they'll make a bigger ring to favor a boxer.

01:10:48.000 They'll put that in the contract.

01:10:49.000 Like, I want a 28-foot ring. 0.99

01:10:51.000 They'll come up with shit that they can put in the contract. 0.93

01:10:54.000 Why did the UFC decide to go with a... 0.96

01:10:56.000 Why do they have two different sizes?

01:10:58.000 It's a good question.

01:10:59.000 The smaller one is because the smaller venue, the octagon that they have in the apex is smaller.

01:11:05.000 See, the smaller one is 48 meters and the other one is 69 meters square.

01:11:12.000 So it's 20% wider and 44% larger, the full-size octagon is.

01:11:18.000 So when they use the small one, like for big guys like Ngannou, man, there's nowhere to run.

01:11:24.000 In a small ring, a boxing ring with a slugger, that's kind of the same thing.

01:11:28.000 And can the fighters request that with the size?

01:11:30.000 Or do they have to agree on it?

01:11:31.000 MMA fighters?

01:11:31.000 No.

01:11:32.000 Unless you say, I'm never fighting in the Apex Center.

01:11:35.000 If you make that a part of your contract, you never have to fight in the Apex Center.

01:11:38.000 But what if there's going to be a world championship fight?

01:11:40.000 They had world championship fights in the Apex Center during the pandemic.

01:11:43.000 And I'd imagine... 0.99

01:11:46.000 I'd imagine telling Dana White that there's certain shit you ain't gonna do. 0.69

01:11:49.000 That's not gonna fly. 0.96

01:11:50.000 No.

01:11:51.000 They've got a solid organization. 1.00

01:11:55.000 It's a crazy fucking sport, man. 1.00

01:11:59.000 It really is. 1.00

01:11:59.000 It's a crazy sport. 1.00

01:12:00.000 And when you see a guy like Izzy that's so dominant and so good and so clever, you want to see a guy like Alex Pereira.

01:12:07.000 That's the guy that tests him. 1.00

01:12:08.000 But the dude he's fighting, this guy Sean Strickland, is a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:12:12.000 He's no joke. 0.99

01:12:13.000 He's a tough, tough dude, and he's been beating everybody at 185 pounds.

01:12:17.000 I thought Izzy was fighting Cannoneer. 0.99

01:12:19.000 No, Izzy is.

01:12:21.000 Alex Pereira is fighting Sean Strickland.

01:12:23.000 Alex Pereira is fighting Sean Strickland, and Sean Strickland is very dangerous.

01:12:26.000 He's a No. 0.95

01:12:27.000 4 contender.

01:12:28.000 He's very good.

01:12:29.000 And he also has a solid ground game, too.

01:12:31.000 And if he gets Pereira down on the ground, he has the potential to submit him.

01:12:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:36.000 Can you pull up the card?

01:12:38.000 Because I'm also excited about...

01:12:41.000 Max Holloway and Volkanowski.

01:12:43.000 Oh, dude.

01:12:44.000 That's going to be wild.

01:12:45.000 That is going to be wild.

01:12:47.000 Those guys are so razor close.

01:12:49.000 The card is fantastic.

01:12:51.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:12:51.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:12:52.000 Just the final three fights. 1.00

01:12:54.000 Just those four fights right there.

01:12:55.000 Yeah, Barbarina versus Robbie Lawler before that. 1.00

01:12:57.000 But those fights, like that dude, Sean Strickland, he's a dangerous motherfucker. 0.99

01:13:02.000 Didn't somebody just cancel? 0.99

01:13:04.000 Sean O'Malley and Pedro Munoz.

01:13:06.000 No, was it Holly Holmes?

01:13:08.000 No, Misha Tate.

01:13:09.000 Oh, Misha Tate.

01:13:10.000 Yeah, so this is a fantastic card. 0.99

01:13:12.000 They're going to start off with Pedro Munoz and Sean O'Malley, motherfucker. 0.98

01:13:18.000 That's a great fight, too. 0.99

01:13:19.000 I can't believe that's the beginning.

01:13:20.000 That's the beginning.

01:13:21.000 That's the first fight on the card in the pay-per-view.

01:13:23.000 Sean O'Malley only has one loss?

01:13:25.000 Yeah, Cheeto Vera.

01:13:27.000 Didn't he broke something, right?

01:13:29.000 Well, he kicked him in his calf and his calf went numb.

01:13:34.000 His toe, apparently, according to Sean, dug right into the nerve of his calf.

01:13:39.000 It's just like a freak thing and his calf stopped working.

01:13:43.000 He claims he's undefeated, right?

01:13:45.000 Yeah, he's hilarious.

01:13:46.000 Yeah, he knows what's up, man. 1.00

01:13:49.000 Yeah, I mean, Cheeto Vera's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:13:51.000 But it's part of his marketing. 1.00

01:13:53.000 You know what I'm realizing, too, about this shit? 0.99

01:13:55.000 It's just like show business, where there's more to it than just The talent. 0.99

01:14:02.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:14:02.000 Some people don't realize that you also...

01:14:04.000 The more entertaining you are, that's part of it.

01:14:08.000 I hear Chell Sonnen talk about it all the time.

01:14:11.000 That 30 seconds after...

01:14:13.000 When you're interviewing people in the ring, some of them don't realize...

01:14:17.000 You need to be calling out the next guy. 0.99

01:14:20.000 All of that shit matters, you know? 0.99

01:14:22.000 How good you are on the mic. 0.99

01:14:23.000 Like, Michael Chandler's fantastic on the mic.

01:14:25.000 He's amazing.

01:14:26.000 He's amazing.

01:14:27.000 Yeah, it's like, you can't be afraid to be controversial.

01:14:29.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:14:30.000 He obviously has, like, things ready.

01:14:34.000 Yeah, because take Cody, for example.

01:14:36.000 I mean, not Cody.

01:14:40.000 Who had a rivalry with Usman?

01:14:43.000 Colby.

01:14:44.000 Colby Covington.

01:14:45.000 Colby Covington.

01:14:46.000 I mean, even though he's still one of the best guys in the world, but he talked his way into fighting for a title.

01:14:55.000 Well, he talked his way into this pro wrestling heel type character that people want to see lose, but want to see fight.

01:15:03.000 Yeah, I love it.

01:15:04.000 Floyd did that too.

01:15:05.000 Floyd was very smart with that whole Money Mayweather thing.

01:15:07.000 He got people angry at him.

01:15:09.000 They wanted to see him lose.

01:15:11.000 How many people buy Floyd Mayweather pay-per-views just because they want to see him lose?

01:15:15.000 Probably more than half.

01:15:17.000 It's a lot.

01:15:18.000 Yeah, it's like people that hate listen to Howard Stern.

01:15:22.000 Oh yeah, back in the day, right?

01:15:23.000 Yeah.

01:15:23.000 The movie Private Parts, we talked about that.

01:15:25.000 Yeah, there's a lot of people who hate listening.

01:15:27.000 Well, now he's completely different.

01:15:30.000 It's weird, right?

01:15:31.000 It is a little strange.

01:15:32.000 Because I don't listen every day, but then I come back and listen, I'm like, oh, this isn't.

01:15:38.000 Yeah, he's a different guy now.

01:15:39.000 Yeah, well, I guess I don't hold that against nobody.

01:15:42.000 Yeah, if you want to change.

01:15:43.000 I mean, you are who you are.

01:15:44.000 That's growth.

01:15:45.000 It's better to be who you are than to, like, have to live up to some old version of yourself.

01:15:52.000 Yeah, because I think some people think their fans expect that of them.

01:15:56.000 Yeah.

01:15:56.000 You know?

01:15:57.000 Well, I mean, some people, you know, some people are captured by their fans.

01:16:01.000 Some people that are who they are.

01:16:03.000 But it works.

01:16:04.000 Like, oh, here's a person. 0.99

01:16:05.000 You know how people always give them burnt shit about taking their shirt off? 0.99

01:16:07.000 Yes. 0.99

01:16:08.000 I say, keep taking your shirt off, big man. 1.00

01:16:12.000 Who gives him shit? 1.00

01:16:13.000 Why do they care? 1.00

01:16:14.000 Just other comics talk shit because it's not comedy. 0.99

01:16:18.000 Right, but why would anybody care? 1.00

01:16:20.000 Joe, I was just on his Fully Loaded tour with him, and I'm telling you, it's fucking amazing. 0.59

01:16:26.000 He can do two things that other comics can't really do. 0.60

01:16:30.000 He has that pop because the audience wants, they want to see it.

01:16:33.000 Right. 0.99

01:16:34.000 So the moment when he takes off his shirt, it's something that the fans, they just lose their fucking mind. 0.98

01:16:42.000 And he can do, so look, I was with him in, we were in Lawrenceville, Georgia. 0.99

01:16:48.000 And his wife and kids came.

01:16:50.000 And his kids have never seen him perform.

01:16:54.000 Oh, wow.

01:16:55.000 They weren't interested.

01:16:57.000 Him and his wife had agreed.

01:16:59.000 They couldn't hear a machine story of age.

01:17:02.000 So his daughters are there.

01:17:04.000 He brings them on stage to tell the machine story.

01:17:06.000 So this is another thing that I realized. 0.99

01:17:11.000 He's taking the superpower from musicians because we don't get to repeat shit. 0.99

01:17:16.000 Right. 1.00

01:17:17.000 He can tell the machine story whenever the fuck he wants. 0.99

01:17:21.000 He's running with flip flops on to go do comedy. 0.99

01:17:24.000 Yeah, man.

01:17:24.000 He's got flip flops on.

01:17:26.000 Look at that. 0.99

01:17:27.000 Who the fuck does stand up in flip flops? 0.99

01:17:31.000 For real. 0.99

01:17:32.000 And those are his brand of flip-flops. 0.99

01:17:34.000 Who the fuck does stand up in flip-flops other than Burt Kreischer? 0.99

01:17:38.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:17:38.000 In fact, I have a pair of Burt Kreischer flip-flops on me. 0.99

01:17:41.000 Look at this motherfucker. 0.99

01:17:45.000 Yeah, this moment. 1.00

01:17:48.000 Watch him fucking lose it. 0.99

01:17:51.000 So he's gonna take his shirt off. 1.00

01:17:54.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:18:00.000 They're all standing up with their arms in the air. 1.00

01:18:02.000 How many guys in the audience take their shirts off in unison?

01:18:05.000 Oh, it happens all the time.

01:18:06.000 In solidarity.

01:18:07.000 And here's the other thing.

01:18:08.000 At any point, he can go...

01:18:10.000 When I was 22 years old, I got involved in the restaurant.

01:18:13.000 And people...

01:18:14.000 It's a story they've heard a hundred times.

01:18:15.000 And they still, tell us!

01:18:18.000 Tell us, Bird, please!

01:18:19.000 They know the story, but it's like, he can tell it whenever he wants.

01:18:22.000 You know, he told that story here for the very first time.

01:18:25.000 Really?

01:18:25.000 And I told him to tell it on stage.

01:18:27.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:27.000 Okay.

01:18:28.000 That makes sense.

01:18:28.000 During a podcast.

01:18:29.000 When was that?

01:18:32.000 2012?

01:18:33.000 Yeah.

01:18:33.000 11?

01:18:35.000 Wow, that's not that long ago.

01:18:36.000 Not that long ago.

01:18:37.000 Wow.

01:18:37.000 Yeah.

01:18:38.000 Yeah, it's a good story?

01:18:39.000 That was back when Burt was still on the Travel Channel.

01:18:42.000 He had to watch his P's and Q's on the Travel Channel.

01:18:45.000 We got him to quit.

01:18:47.000 He was in this great job, but if he wasn't as hilarious as he is, it would be a great job.

01:18:54.000 But it's like, I know you're good at that.

01:18:56.000 I know you're having a good time with that.

01:18:57.000 I know you're making money with that, but you'd be way better just being a stand-up.

01:19:01.000 Like, you're a funny dude, and you're not doing it enough, because you're off doing all this other stuff. 0.99

01:19:06.000 And he's like, fuck, you're right. 0.99

01:19:07.000 That was good advice. 1.00

01:19:08.000 Well, I knew it.

01:19:09.000 I just knew it. 0.99

01:19:11.000 And he's also a hustler. 0.92

01:19:12.000 Like, Burt hustles. 0.71

01:19:13.000 It's not just that he's...

01:19:15.000 He's a sneaky genius in the way that, like...

01:19:19.000 He can walk into a room and go, oh, that would be a good shot.

01:19:22.000 That's a good promo.

01:19:23.000 Do it this way.

01:19:25.000 Make it that color.

01:19:26.000 He just knows how to...

01:19:27.000 He's constantly promoting.

01:19:29.000 Constantly.

01:19:30.000 Constantly.

01:19:31.000 Yeah.

01:19:31.000 It's also funny.

01:19:32.000 He's a funny dude.

01:19:33.000 He's funny.

01:19:33.000 He's hilarious on podcasts.

01:19:35.000 Dude, he took us...

01:19:36.000 The Fully Loaded Tour was fun as hell.

01:19:38.000 He took us...

01:19:39.000 So we did a show at the Bristol Speedway in Bristol, Tennessee...

01:19:45.000 So the show was on the drag track, so the Briscoe Dragway, I think it's called.

01:19:52.000 But right next to it was the NASCAR track. 0.99

01:19:56.000 And they put us in this pace car and fucking... 0.99

01:19:59.000 How fast were you going? 0.99

01:20:01.000 I think we peaked out at 122 or something like that.

01:20:05.000 And it's a real short track, like a half a mile. 0.99

01:20:08.000 Oh, you're in a fucking regular car with no roof. 1.00

01:20:11.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:20:12.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:20:12.000 So that's a pace car. 1.00

01:20:13.000 That's a pace car, yeah.

01:20:14.000 Oh, Jesus. 1.00

01:20:16.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:20:18.000 Dude, I do not appreciate this. 1.00

01:20:21.000 Not in a convertible.

01:20:24.000 Yeah, dude, he gets like inches from the wall. 1.00

01:20:27.000 Fuck that, dude. 1.00

01:20:28.000 That's a convertible. 1.00

01:20:29.000 That flips.

01:20:30.000 No more Bryan Simpson.

01:20:31.000 See, at this point...

01:20:32.000 So not yet, but when we're up near the top, that's three stories above...

01:20:38.000 Like right here, that's three stories above everybody else.

01:20:41.000 Really?

01:20:42.000 Yeah.

01:20:43.000 It's crazy to think, because the car's almost sideways.

01:20:46.000 Oh, wow.

01:20:47.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:48.000 No shit. 0.99

01:20:49.000 Yeah, man. 0.99

01:20:49.000 You gotta do that fast. 0.99

01:20:51.000 No, he said that the pros are going into those turns at 155. 30 miles an hour faster than what we were doing.

01:21:01.000 But it's a different kind of car.

01:21:02.000 It's a different kind of car, yeah.

01:21:03.000 Yeah, the car's set up to go one way.

01:21:06.000 Set up to take a left turn.

01:21:08.000 Speed.

01:21:08.000 Yeah.

01:21:09.000 It's an oddly American sport.

01:21:12.000 Yeah, and you know what?

01:21:13.000 It's one of those things that I never really appreciated until I did that. 0.97

01:21:16.000 It's fucking hard. 0.98

01:21:17.000 It's hard. 0.99

01:21:18.000 I know that I couldn't.

01:21:20.000 But isn't it oddly American that it's just so simple?

01:21:23.000 Just go around in a circle?

01:21:25.000 Yeah.

01:21:25.000 You know, like, the Europeans, they're into Formula One.

01:21:28.000 They're not into NASCAR. That's an oddly American pastime.

01:21:31.000 Am I correct about that?

01:21:32.000 I don't think, uh, is NASCAR... Exactly correct, but...

01:21:36.000 The Europeans, they want turns. 1.00

01:21:38.000 They want, like, strategy. 1.00

01:21:40.000 And they're into that fucking other shit, with the boxcars, or not boxcars, what do you call it? 1.00

01:21:46.000 Like the Grand Prix? 1.00

01:21:47.000 Rally.

01:21:48.000 Rally.

01:21:49.000 Oh, when they go in the dirt.

01:21:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:51.000 Those are wild. 1.00

01:21:52.000 They're into that shit, too. 1.00

01:21:53.000 Those are weird when you got the guy next to you and he's reading off of a notebook because he's got to tell you right in 20, left in 30, I guess. 1.00

01:22:00.000 Yeah.

01:22:01.000 He knows the course.

01:22:02.000 You need a co-pilot.

01:22:03.000 Yeah, because you need to know when to brake to hit a turn and how hard the turn is.

01:22:09.000 That's insane.

01:22:10.000 I don't think they get a chance to run it before they do it, do they?

01:22:13.000 I don't know.

01:22:14.000 I don't know.

01:22:15.000 Because I would think part of whether or not you could win it, it would be like you figuring out the course, that would be part of the fun of it.

01:22:22.000 Because you're on the dirt in a four-wheel drive or like an off-road Porsche. 0.99

01:22:26.000 You know what I'm shocked is it more popular here is that Gymkhana shit. 0.99

01:22:29.000 You ever watch that? 1.00

01:22:30.000 What's Gymkhana? 0.99

01:22:31.000 It's like, and I might be pronouncing it wrong, but it's like They're racing, but they're sliding around shit. 0.99

01:22:43.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.95

01:22:45.000 It's like a drifting thing. 1.00

01:22:47.000 Yeah, Ken Block does a lot of this shit, but it's like this shit is so dangerous. 1.00

01:22:54.000 Well, he's a wizard at that shit. 1.00

01:22:56.000 He's unbelievable. 1.00

01:22:57.000 And these cars that he has built, they're special built for that.

01:23:00.000 Look, they're shutting streets down so he can do this.

01:23:03.000 I mean, this is not like a normal scenario where he's just driving. 1.00

01:23:07.000 Look at that fucking car. 0.99

01:23:08.000 And he's coming within inches of... 1.00

01:23:10.000 Yeah, look at him.

01:23:12.000 Give me some volume on this. 0.99

01:23:16.000 That car sounds fucking crazy. 0.95

01:23:20.000 So there's people that are here sitting there while he's doing that. 0.98

01:23:26.000 Yep.

01:23:28.000 Oh, these are just carts.

01:23:29.000 There's no people in there.

01:23:30.000 Oh, he hit it.

01:23:31.000 Yeah, wow.

01:23:32.000 I don't think I've ever seen him hit anything. 1.00

01:23:34.000 Look at that fucking car, man. 1.00

01:23:37.000 My God, that thing's amazing. 1.00

01:23:39.000 Can you tell what it is?

01:23:39.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a 65 Mustang.

01:23:42.000 See if I'm right. 0.97

01:23:50.000 Goddamn, look at that thing. 1.00

01:23:55.000 That guy's out of his fucking mind. 1.00

01:23:57.000 Look how close he's getting to these poles. 1.00

01:24:02.000 I think that car has something like a thousand horsepower.

01:24:06.000 Look at the engine poking out of the hood.

01:24:08.000 This is insane.

01:24:12.000 Alright. 1.00

01:24:13.000 That's some need for speed type shit. 0.99

01:24:16.000 That's the real Fast and the Furious. 0.99

01:24:17.000 What year is that car?

01:24:19.000 Yeah, that guy.

01:24:21.000 But that's not a normal driver.

01:24:23.000 No, no.

01:24:24.000 He's...

01:24:25.000 I mean, he's the best.

01:24:26.000 I mean, I think they have competitions.

01:24:28.000 I think he's like the best in the world.

01:24:29.000 You're right.

01:24:30.000 65?

01:24:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:24:32.000 That thing's the shit. 0.99

01:24:33.000 That's a beautiful shape. 1.00

01:24:34.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:24:35.000 Goddamn. 0.99

01:24:36.000 You know, that car when it first came out was like a secretary's car. 0.99

01:24:41.000 Yeah, you look at the old photos of, like, people standing in front of Mustangs.

01:24:46.000 It's like a ladies' car. 1.00

01:24:47.000 And then somewhere along the line, it became this beast of a car by, like, 1969. By 1969, they're, you know, they have the Shelby GT500. They have these...

01:25:02.000 See, look at that.

01:25:03.000 Presenting the unexpected.

01:25:04.000 The new Ford Mustang.

01:25:05.000 There's a lady. 1.00

01:25:06.000 It's like a pink...

01:25:07.000 It's almost like an off-white pinkish.

01:25:08.000 Maybe that's just...

01:25:09.000 Tiffany.

01:25:09.000 Tiffany Pink.

01:25:10.000 Is it?

01:25:10.000 It got a Tiffany Award for Excellence, it says.

01:25:12.000 Yeah, look at that.

01:25:13.000 Tiffany Award for Excellence.

01:25:15.000 But that was what it used to look like.

01:25:18.000 And then, as time went on, they started getting more and more rugged.

01:25:22.000 If you look at an old, like not a Fastback, but an old 65 Mustang...

01:25:26.000 Eh, a little boring.

01:25:27.000 A little boring.

01:25:29.000 Compared to other things in 1965 with the Corvette.

01:25:32.000 That was a sports car.

01:25:33.000 They sold a million Mustangs. 1.00

01:25:34.000 Damn. 1.00

01:25:35.000 Millionth Mustangs tale. 0.99

01:25:37.000 So I wonder what year that is.

01:25:38.000 That's by the time they figured out the Fastback.

01:25:40.000 They saw 65s. 0.69

01:25:41.000 Okay, so look up.

01:25:42.000 See how they got the Fastback?

01:25:44.000 Go scroll up.

01:25:45.000 Make that smaller.

01:25:46.000 There.

01:25:46.000 See the top one?

01:25:47.000 That's a different shape.

01:25:48.000 So the top one, they figured out how to make it slicker looking.

01:25:51.000 Look at this.

01:25:52.000 We slide the back out.

01:25:54.000 Make the back window instead of like, make it a longer angle.

01:25:57.000 Imagine being the first dude to like know.

01:26:00.000 And pull up and everybody's like, oh, you're driving your little sister's car or whatever. 0.99

01:26:03.000 You just smoke the shit out of everybody. 0.99

01:26:05.000 Yeah. 0.87

01:26:05.000 And so then they went to more and more impressive ones. 0.87

01:26:11.000 Now go to 1969 Mustang.

01:26:17.000 That's the one that John Wick had.

01:26:22.000 1969... 0.99

01:26:23.000 Yeah, you want it like a fucking good one. 0.95

01:26:25.000 Like that one there on the left, the one that's kind of purplish, yeah, that's what a 1969 Mach 1 looks like. 0.97

01:26:32.000 So this is a commercial from 1969. See, this is a totally different vibe.

01:26:39.000 So by this time, the Mustang became a badass muscle car with a hood scoop.

01:26:46.000 Look at that thing. 1.00

01:26:47.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:26:49.000 Like it's not for hoes anymore. 1.00

01:26:51.000 America! 1.00

01:26:52.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:26:53.000 Look at that car. 1.00

01:26:55.000 That's a dope car. 0.98

01:26:58.000 Look at that thing. 1.00

01:27:00.000 Goddamn. 0.99

01:27:01.000 Mach 1. Special sports performance. 0.99

01:27:04.000 Sports Roof Mustang. 1.00

01:27:06.000 In 1969, your dick would be fully hard. 1.00

01:27:08.000 Oh yeah. 1.00

01:27:09.000 You'd be like, what is that?

01:27:13.000 Google, there's a company that redoes them today.

01:27:18.000 Custom recreations.

01:27:20.000 They restore them or they just build them?

01:27:21.000 They redo them.

01:27:22.000 They make a whole new one from the bottom up and they make a Mach 1. Classic restorations?

01:27:29.000 I think it's classic restorations.

01:27:31.000 They're not allowed to put the Mustang logo on there?

01:27:32.000 No, it's technically a Mustang, but they make it from scratch. 0.98

01:27:38.000 I think they use the fucking front beam that holds the speedometer together. 0.99

01:27:44.000 They're like, yeah, we got the fucking original part. 0.99

01:27:47.000 Oh, okay. 0.98

01:27:47.000 So you have one original part, and then they put together this spectacular... 0.98

01:27:51.000 Is it Classic Recreations?

01:27:53.000 I'm trying to figure it out.

01:27:54.000 I think it's Classic Recreations.

01:27:55.000 Yep, you got it right when you said it.

01:27:57.000 Yeah.

01:27:58.000 So these guys have figured out how to make...

01:28:00.000 Look at that.

01:28:01.000 Ooh, baby.

01:28:03.000 Is it the Hitman?

01:28:04.000 That's the Hitman, because it's John Wick.

01:28:05.000 So that's the exact replica of the car John Wick had in the movie, but way better.

01:28:10.000 This car has a Coyote Mustang engine, fat tires, wicked suspension. 0.95

01:28:18.000 But they recreate these old classic cars, but they make them in cars with killer brakes, killer suspension, and they just look so fucking dope. 1.00

01:28:28.000 Damn. 0.99

01:28:29.000 Look how dope that thing looks. 1.00

01:28:30.000 I mean, come the fuck on. 0.99

01:28:35.000 That's one thing America nailed in the 1960s. 0.99

01:28:39.000 They nailed the muscle car.

01:28:40.000 God, they nailed it.

01:28:42.000 To this day, all these years later, they're still some of the best looking cars ever.

01:28:46.000 I mean, one thing we really, really excel at is, for lack of a better term, is the badass aesthetic.

01:28:55.000 Yes.

01:28:56.000 Perfect term.

01:28:57.000 We have the coolest uniforms.

01:28:59.000 If you tell America, make something look cool, because we're great at how things look.

01:29:03.000 Yeah.

01:29:04.000 That's our whole thing.

01:29:05.000 That's our whole thing.

01:29:06.000 How things are is a whole other story. 0.99

01:29:08.000 But we have some fucked up shit, but it'll look good. 0.99

01:29:10.000 But we have freedom. 1.00

01:29:11.000 We have the freedom to come up with fucked up shit. 1.00

01:29:13.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:29:14.000 We have less freedom.

01:29:16.000 Less freedom than before.

01:29:18.000 In terms of, I think, what we're worried about is that, and what I'm saying by less freedom, I mean, we have more freedom for sure, but they're controlled by social media companies.

01:29:30.000 Your freedom of expression is kind of controlled now.

01:29:32.000 Yeah.

01:29:32.000 I was just arguing with my producer about this.

01:29:34.000 We have more.

01:29:34.000 We have more freedom because there's more options for places to do.

01:29:37.000 But if you really want to be and get your word out there, you kind of have to be on YouTube.

01:29:42.000 You kind of have to be on Twitter.

01:29:44.000 You kind of have to be on Instagram.

01:29:45.000 You kind of have to be on Facebook. 0.99

01:29:46.000 All the other ones are like, eh, Rumble or fucking Parler. 0.85

01:29:50.000 I'm sure they're good, but it's not the big ones. 0.98

01:29:53.000 No one's there.

01:29:54.000 Right.

01:29:54.000 So we have more freedom, but we're also dealing with it.

01:29:58.000 Jordan Peterson got suspended from Twitter today.

01:30:01.000 Suspended?

01:30:02.000 Suspended for Twitter for some sort of a post. 0.99

01:30:03.000 I felt like he was trying to get suspended because he was saying some wild shit for the last six months or something. 0.98

01:30:10.000 Well, I think he's a sensitive fellow. 0.96

01:30:13.000 I don't understand why really smart people want to get into entanglements online like that, like these exchanges.

01:30:21.000 Why are they antagonistic things?

01:30:25.000 He's making points, but like one of them, like here's one of them that I disagree with, and I love Jordan.

01:30:31.000 Let me just preface that.

01:30:32.000 He's a wonderful person.

01:30:33.000 I love him as a human being.

01:30:34.000 I really do.

01:30:35.000 I like him a lot, and I respect him.

01:30:36.000 I think he's a brilliant man.

01:30:38.000 I don't always agree with him.

01:30:39.000 And here, he was like talking about this cover of Sports Illustrated.

01:30:44.000 And there was a girl on the cover of Sports Illustrated that's large. 0.95

01:30:48.000 She's a bikini model, but she's a large bikini model. 1.00

01:30:51.000 Like how large are we talking?

01:30:52.000 She's not small.

01:30:54.000 But she's very pretty.

01:30:55.000 And he says, I'm sorry, not beautiful.

01:30:59.000 He puts that in a tweet.

01:31:02.000 Okay, aren't you busy?

01:31:04.000 See, that's the thing.

01:31:05.000 I feel like he's kind of fallen victim to something that he used to be against.

01:31:11.000 What's that?

01:31:12.000 Because you don't have to put...

01:31:14.000 Because I feel like our generation forgets that you can't fight every battle.

01:31:22.000 You have limited mental and emotional resources.

01:31:25.000 And so you don't have to put energy in...

01:31:29.000 You don't have to put so much energy into things that you hate or disagree with.

01:31:33.000 Right.

01:31:33.000 You put most of your energy into things that you support.

01:31:35.000 Yes.

01:31:36.000 Right?

01:31:36.000 So it's like there's no...

01:31:37.000 Because nothing comes out of you saying that.

01:31:39.000 That's very wise.

01:31:40.000 You should call him.

01:31:42.000 Well, I don't have the...

01:31:43.000 I don't have the...

01:31:47.000 I don't know if I'm ready to argue with a man like that.

01:31:49.000 Yeah, you are.

01:31:50.000 What you just said is correct.

01:31:52.000 It's not that he's incorrect that he does not find that overweight woman attractive.

01:31:59.000 The problem is not that.

01:32:01.000 The problem is expressing it in this way where you say, like, matter of fact, not beautiful.

01:32:07.000 You know, you could say, hey, I don't prefer women that are morbidly obese. 1.00

01:32:11.000 That's not my thing.

01:32:12.000 You could say that.

01:32:13.000 But I like to say not beautiful.

01:32:15.000 Like, okay.

01:32:16.000 And I already know that about him, right?

01:32:17.000 But my point is, somebody of his intellect... 1.00

01:32:22.000 I feel like it's already enough people online going, this bitch is fat or she ain't shit. 1.00

01:32:29.000 I don't need that from you. 1.00

01:32:31.000 I need the higher thoughts that only you're capable of producing.

01:32:35.000 That's a good point. 0.99

01:32:35.000 I don't need you calling bitches fat on Twitter. 0.99

01:32:38.000 I think he's trying to push back against the woke narrative. 0.98

01:32:40.000 And he thinks the woke narrative that fat shaming is bad and you're not supposed to look at things for what they really are, but look at things through the cultural lens of wokeness where you kind of pretend things are different and men can get pregnant.

01:32:52.000 But that's what we were talking about earlier, right?

01:32:54.000 Where it's like, that's you getting...

01:32:55.000 And I'm not judging him for it.

01:32:58.000 It happens to the best of us.

01:33:00.000 But that's you getting caught up in trying to win...

01:33:03.000 We're good to go.

01:33:15.000 And she's not huge.

01:33:17.000 No, she's not morbidly obese.

01:33:18.000 I said morbidly obese, but I wasn't really talking about her.

01:33:21.000 I was really using her as an example.

01:33:22.000 But he's saying she shouldn't be on the cover of the swimsuit issue.

01:33:25.000 Right.

01:33:25.000 There's another woman.

01:33:26.000 There's different levels of women. 1.00

01:33:28.000 He says, sorry, not beautiful, and no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that.

01:33:34.000 She's definitely beautiful.

01:33:35.000 She's just overweight. 1.00

01:33:37.000 But there's another girl that's in the same magazine.

01:33:39.000 You don't have to show it.

01:33:40.000 It's a lot bigger.

01:33:42.000 And then there's other ones online that are bigger.

01:33:45.000 It's like there's this thing to have, like, overweight models. 1.00

01:33:49.000 And some people get angry at it.

01:33:51.000 And that, out of all the things that people push back against, that's the one...

01:33:57.000 That's weird to me.

01:33:58.000 I like it when a comic does.

01:33:59.000 It's funny.

01:33:59.000 If you've got something funny to say.

01:34:01.000 It's a funny premise. 0.87

01:34:01.000 Like, Christina P., she's got a fucking funny, funny bit about it. 0.87

01:34:05.000 But there's also, like, who cares? 0.97

01:34:08.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:34:09.000 Also, there's mad dudes that love chicks. 1.00

01:34:11.000 For sure. 0.85

01:34:13.000 Yeah.

01:34:13.000 For sure.

01:34:14.000 Skinny guys look like they do heroin. 1.00

01:34:16.000 But it's also like, it's like, again, you're one of the world's premier intellectuals, and it's like, this ain't, I don't need that from you. 0.93

01:34:26.000 Yeah.

01:34:26.000 I don't know.

01:34:27.000 I don't know either.

01:34:28.000 It's like, if I got a chance to talk to Neil deGrasse Tyson, I'm not going to be like, hey, do you think this girl is fat?

01:34:34.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:34:35.000 Yeah.

01:34:36.000 Yes, exactly.

01:34:36.000 So that's weird to me.

01:34:38.000 You don't want to ask him about that.

01:34:39.000 You want to ask him about the cosmos, right?

01:34:41.000 You want to ask him about what he knows about and that he's passionate about.

01:34:44.000 It's him pushing back against the woke narrative.

01:34:49.000 And I think you're right.

01:34:50.000 And I think part of the problem is guys like him, they read Twitter.

01:34:54.000 And they read YouTube comments. 1.00

01:34:56.000 And I don't think that shit's healthy for you. 0.99

01:34:58.000 He didn't used to be so emotional. 1.00

01:34:59.000 Right.

01:35:00.000 Well, I think also that was part of him getting off the benzodiazepine.

01:35:03.000 That was a real problem.

01:35:05.000 Like, he was hooked on that stuff, and he had to go through a serious detox, and it really fucked him up.

01:35:10.000 And he talks very openly about it.

01:35:12.000 It was very, like, physically difficult for him to get off of that.

01:35:16.000 So maybe that made him more emotional.

01:35:17.000 Or maybe it's just like the weight of stardom and criticism.

01:35:23.000 He's been only eating meat for a long time, right?

01:35:25.000 Like maybe somebody slipped him a crouton. 1.00

01:35:27.000 He just went the fuck off. 1.00

01:35:29.000 Slipped him a crouton! 0.99

01:35:31.000 Maybe that's all it takes.

01:35:32.000 Well, he was talking once on the podcast about he got a hold of, what is it, like apple cider vinegar or something like that?

01:35:36.000 He drank it and he was sick for a month or something?

01:35:39.000 Something weird like that.

01:35:40.000 He's just a fascinating guy, and he's a super smart guy.

01:35:44.000 And I think a lot of super smart, fascinating people, they can be right and they can be wrong.

01:35:49.000 They can go down...

01:35:51.000 uncomfortable bad road like maybe unnecessary roads and then they can go down righteous roads and it's like this kind of the same energy that brings them into both places just like riffing you know sometimes you riff on an idea and it just doesn't work but that's the you know it's like that's one of the reasons I always were you know I'm what I respected about him is the same thing I respect about Sam Harris and Neil deGrasse Tyson and Michio Kaku and all these people it's like the the people that are truly intelligent in that way yes There's

01:36:22.000 a calmness about them because there's a certainty in their knowledge that brings about this calmness.

01:36:29.000 Like you ever watch Sam Harris? 0.99

01:36:30.000 Sam Harris would go to fucking, because I disagree with a lot of shit he says, but he'll go to a fucking synagogue and debate the rabbi in front of the flock. 0.99

01:36:40.000 No Sam Harris fans did. 1.00

01:36:42.000 And it's like, never raise his voice.

01:36:46.000 Never sound angry, never have a condescending tone or nothing.

01:36:50.000 He's the best at that.

01:36:51.000 He's the very best at that.

01:36:52.000 And Jordan Peterson used to be that, you know?

01:36:55.000 Yeah.

01:36:56.000 He would keep his cool because he was 100% certain in what he was saying.

01:37:03.000 Sam, I don't think he even uses Twitter anymore in the sense that I think he has it like deleted from his phone.

01:37:09.000 I think he only checks it like every now and then and puts stuff up there.

01:37:14.000 I think that that is a definite thing that people do where they get involved in conflict and criticisms of them and they respond to the criticisms and they get angry and his articles read about him.

01:37:25.000 Like Jordan will like tweet an article that's bad about him and like respond to the writer of the article.

01:37:31.000 But it's also like he became famous as a professor when he was in his late 40s.

01:37:36.000 That's when he became famous.

01:37:37.000 It's not like something he sought out, right?

01:37:40.000 So it's a weird little sort of situation he finds himself in.

01:37:43.000 See, I'm not nearly as famous as any of them, but my rule is the first 10 hours.

01:37:50.000 After I post something for the first 10 hours, I like, share, I might reply positively, and then I ignore it.

01:37:58.000 That's smart.

01:37:59.000 You know, it's like people, if you write me something, it's like I try to read everything people write to me, but I'm not, I don't have time to go back and forth with people.

01:38:06.000 It's not a good tool for mentally ill people, and there's a lot of people in our profession that are mentally ill, and they fixate on the comments, and they fixate on debates, and like I see people in the comments like going back and forth with their fans, arguing with them about stuff. 0.91

01:38:21.000 I'm like, yo. 0.92

01:38:22.000 This is not a good thing for you.

01:38:24.000 This is not healthy for you.

01:38:25.000 It's not healthy for your psychology.

01:38:26.000 You should be out there just thinking about life and living life and do your best.

01:38:30.000 But you don't want to be detached from people, but you also don't want to do that because you're always in conflict.

01:38:37.000 You don't want to always be in conflict.

01:38:38.000 You want to be in conflict as least often as possible unless it's really important.

01:38:43.000 That's not really important.

01:38:44.000 No. 0.98

01:38:45.000 I understand that he's pushing back against this idea that models can be overweight, but let the fucking market decide. 0.98

01:38:54.000 With that, what are they selling? 1.00

01:38:56.000 It's a fucking magazine, okay? 0.99

01:38:58.000 If nobody likes that because they're doing that, then people buy less magazines and then they change course. 1.00

01:39:03.000 These motherfuckers... 1.00

01:39:05.000 Lick their finger. 1.00

01:39:06.000 Like, which way's the wind blowing?

01:39:08.000 It's going woke.

01:39:08.000 We're going woke, too.

01:39:09.000 They'll put fucking rainbows over Big Macs and tell you this is a pride Mac. 0.99

01:39:15.000 Well, woke has been, like, perverted now. 0.99

01:39:17.000 Because it was cool when the term first came out.

01:39:20.000 Yes.

01:39:20.000 It was like you're awake.

01:39:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:39:22.000 You're not asleep.

01:39:23.000 Exactly.

01:39:23.000 But now it's...

01:39:25.000 You know, it's like Woodstock.

01:39:26.000 Right.

01:39:26.000 It's like when it first came out, it was organic, it was a thing, and now it's...

01:39:34.000 You know, now brands are woke. 0.98

01:39:37.000 You know, maybe Ben and Jerry does give a fuck about social justice or whatever. 0.98

01:39:43.000 I think they do. 0.99

01:39:45.000 I think those guys are old school hippies.

01:39:47.000 Or maybe Wendy's or whoever, but probably not.

01:39:51.000 Most of these brands don't.

01:39:52.000 A lot of them are doing it because they feel like they're compelled to do that by the market, too.

01:39:57.000 They feel like people will complain if they don't take a stance on social justice, if they don't do a thing.

01:40:03.000 And it's basically what that dude was talking about.

01:40:07.000 Exactly what that Russian cat was talking about. 0.75

01:40:09.000 That is exactly what's going on.

01:40:12.000 You're compelling speech.

01:40:14.000 It's not even a real political stance.

01:40:17.000 It's you trying to fit in.

01:40:20.000 It's compliance.

01:40:21.000 Compliance, okay.

01:40:22.000 It's compliance with the ideology.

01:40:24.000 And if you don't comply, they'll attack you.

01:40:27.000 And they try to take you out, or they try to dismiss you, or they try to get people to boycott your company.

01:40:33.000 They'll come after you in some sort of way that hurts your bottom line, trying to get you to force compliance.

01:40:40.000 Trying to get you to be more woke.

01:40:42.000 These people that complain about certain corporations not taking stands on social justice.

01:40:47.000 People that sell things.

01:40:49.000 If all your business is selling things, why do you have to take a stance on social justice issues?

01:40:55.000 Is that really important?

01:40:56.000 Or is it important to the individuals?

01:40:58.000 Well, you know, for me, it doesn't matter because the stance you're taking is just something you're saying.

01:41:05.000 Well, here's the bottom line of all of it.

01:41:08.000 Most of it's done on objects that are made by slaves.

01:41:13.000 Right!

01:41:14.000 That's the reality of phones.

01:41:16.000 It's like we, uh...

01:41:17.000 You and I are debating, like, iPhone versus Android. 0.99

01:41:20.000 Find the fucking dude who's pulling the minerals out of the ground to make those things with a stick and a Congo, and you go, whoa, what are we serving? 0.98

01:41:30.000 Because that's what they're not saying when they're like, there's a chip shortage. 0.99

01:41:32.000 You're like, wait, wait, wait, where was the point with the shortage?

01:41:35.000 Oh, because most of our slaves died from COVID, you know?

01:41:39.000 Is that what it is?

01:41:39.000 Well, I don't think it's that all of them died, but it definitely...

01:41:44.000 They were the last ones to get treatment, for sure.

01:41:46.000 It's a supply chain thing that affected everything during COVID. I think it was a lot of it is just, you remember all those shipping containers were all fucked? 0.89

01:41:54.000 There's like hundreds of thousands of them out. 0.95

01:41:55.000 See?

01:41:56.000 Couldn't come in.

01:41:56.000 No one to take the cargo off.

01:41:59.000 And I remember there was a boat clogging a canal or something.

01:42:03.000 Sort of big-ass ship that like turned sideways.

01:42:05.000 You got stuck?

01:42:06.000 Yeah, I think it's...

01:42:08.000 No, not the Suez. 0.99

01:42:11.000 How'd they get that fucking thing out? 0.99

01:42:13.000 It took a long time to turn it around. 1.00

01:42:15.000 Jesus Christ.

01:42:16.000 Yeah.

01:42:17.000 Well, just imagine how many problems there have when all the workers stop working for months and months and months, if not a year.

01:42:22.000 And that's what a lot of what happened.

01:42:24.000 Yeah.

01:42:25.000 I mean, it's guaranteed to fuck something up.

01:42:27.000 The system was, like, pretty smooth before that.

01:42:29.000 But then we realized, like, hey, we need to get our chips from other countries. 0.99

01:42:32.000 Why don't we have our fucking chips here? 0.99

01:42:34.000 Because they couldn't make cars for a while. 1.00

01:42:36.000 There was a car shortage in America.

01:42:38.000 There still is.

01:42:38.000 You know, I still don't have a car.

01:42:40.000 Really?

01:42:40.000 For this very reason.

01:42:41.000 Yeah, because the dealers are charging, you know, five to seven grand over the sticker price.

01:42:48.000 Wow.

01:42:48.000 And in my whole life, I've never...

01:42:51.000 I've...

01:42:52.000 I've never seen anybody pay the sticker price for a car.

01:42:55.000 Used cars...

01:42:56.000 Yeah, used cars were expensive. 0.98

01:42:58.000 Used cars are very expensive, especially like Toyotas and Lexuses, shit that you know never breaks. 0.96

01:43:04.000 Yeah, they're saying there's a shortage, but... 0.99

01:43:06.000 There is a shortage.

01:43:07.000 Yeah, but they price gouging. 0.53

01:43:08.000 Yeah, but there's still a shortage.

01:43:09.000 They're definitely price gouging, but there's also still a shortage.

01:43:12.000 But they also have overhead. 0.99

01:43:13.000 Like, if they're not selling cars because they don't have cars to sell, and they have a fucking high lease rate, there's a lot of shit going on. 0.99

01:43:19.000 I looked into it now. 0.98

01:43:21.000 So, Tesla gets around that because Tesla...

01:43:25.000 Because it's fully electric, you can buy straight from the manufacturer.

01:43:28.000 There'd have to be a dealership in the middle.

01:43:30.000 Every other kind of car, you have to buy.

01:43:32.000 It got so bad that the CEO of Ford threatened dealers if they kept price gouging that they wouldn't get the new inventory.

01:43:40.000 Yeah, it's creepy, but if you're a dealer and that's the only way you're making a living, all of a sudden you're not selling any cars because you don't have any cars to sell. 0.94

01:43:47.000 I get that they'd be like, hey, there's a fucking demand going on here. 0.99

01:43:50.000 Let's jack this shit up. 0.99

01:43:51.000 Because they're allowed to jack up certain cars. 0.99

01:43:53.000 Like, if you get a certain car that's a hard-to-get car, like a Porsche, for example, they're always over the dealer rate.

01:44:00.000 Always.

01:44:01.000 Always.

01:44:02.000 Like, if you go to a lot and you try to buy a GT3 RS, a limited edition car, it's not going to cost what it costs if you ordered it from the factory.

01:44:10.000 It's going to cost more.

01:44:11.000 Right, right.

01:44:12.000 Yeah.

01:44:12.000 Especially, like, that's one of the things that people do with, like, luxury cars.

01:44:16.000 They flip them and they'll buy a Ferrari and not even drive it and then flip it and then, you know, bring it to it and then they'll do it on consignment.

01:44:24.000 They'll sell it at a Ferrari dealership.

01:44:26.000 To order a Ferrari, to go and order one from the factory, you have to have bought one before, you have to have a relationship with them.

01:44:34.000 You can't just buy one.

01:44:35.000 No, it's not that easy.

01:44:37.000 People buy them and then they flip them.

01:44:40.000 They're worth more money than you bought them for.

01:44:45.000 Yeah, and then they're worth just as much money like a year from now, two years from now.

01:44:49.000 Wait a minute, if to buy one, you have to have bought one before, how do you buy the first one?

01:44:51.000 You have to buy one that's flipped.

01:44:53.000 Oh, wow.

01:44:54.000 Yeah.

01:44:55.000 Wow.

01:44:56.000 To order one from Ferrari, you have to have like a relationship with Ferrari.

01:45:00.000 Imagine being that ballsy about your brand.

01:45:02.000 That's ballsy.

01:45:03.000 We only sell exclusively.

01:45:05.000 Yeah.

01:45:06.000 You can't just buy one.

01:45:07.000 You can't just buy a Ferrari. 1.00

01:45:08.000 They make these motherfuckers by hand. 1.00

01:45:10.000 But when you get in one, you're like, holy shit. 1.00

01:45:13.000 You feel that leather. 0.99

01:45:15.000 I'm scared.

01:45:17.000 Remember the last time I was here when we were at the shooting range talking about fast cars?

01:45:21.000 Yes.

01:45:21.000 I'm scared to get in one.

01:45:24.000 Because it was easy before when I couldn't afford one.

01:45:26.000 Right. 1.00

01:45:27.000 But I was like, I'm going to fucking die. 0.99

01:45:29.000 I can't have a car like that. 1.00

01:45:30.000 Well, if you have a Tesla, those are fast as fuck. 0.96

01:45:34.000 Yeah, I don't want that. 0.99

01:45:35.000 Fast as fuck, but easy to drive. 0.97

01:45:37.000 Easy to drive normal. 0.99

01:45:38.000 So you don't have to drive them that fast.

01:45:40.000 It doesn't compel you to drive fast, but what it does do is it drives fast effortlessly with no sound.

01:45:46.000 They just gave up on the auto driving thing, right?

01:45:49.000 No.

01:45:49.000 No, they just released a new update.

01:45:52.000 I thought Elon just said autonomous driving is too complicated.

01:45:56.000 Really?

01:45:56.000 On Twitter.

01:45:57.000 Wasn't there some auto drive upgrade that just got released?

01:46:01.000 No.

01:46:01.000 Today, I don't use it.

01:46:03.000 The first headline I saw today was they fired 200 people from that division.

01:46:07.000 Oh, really?

01:46:09.000 Yeah, he said it was too...

01:46:10.000 I think on Twitter he said it was too...

01:46:12.000 It's more complicated than he anticipated.

01:46:14.000 Tesla revives enhanced autopilot for $6,000.

01:46:19.000 Revives?

01:46:20.000 Yeah, what did he say that...

01:46:22.000 No, I'm talking about fully autonomous driving.

01:46:24.000 So all the assistive features, that's fine.

01:46:29.000 But the car driving itself completely without your input?

01:46:32.000 That's a wrap.

01:46:34.000 He hasn't tweeted for a few days.

01:46:36.000 No?

01:46:36.000 Weirdly.

01:46:37.000 He hasn't tweeted since June 21st.

01:46:39.000 Maybe that's quite a while. 0.99

01:46:41.000 It might have just been bullshit. 0.99

01:46:43.000 It might have just been a fake Elon Musk account. 1.00

01:46:45.000 There's a lot of those.

01:46:47.000 No, I didn't see him tweeted.

01:46:49.000 I read an article that quoted a tweet from him.

01:46:51.000 Oh.

01:46:52.000 Well, to just be able to press a button and have it stop at every red light and recognize every car and every person trying to cross the road and all that stuff and not hit anybody, man, I don't know.

01:47:04.000 That's going to take a while.

01:47:06.000 Because I think they're going about it I think the better way to do it would have to be with the roads also interacting with the cars.

01:47:16.000 Right.

01:47:16.000 He's actually not incorrect in what he was saying.

01:47:18.000 Here's another article rewording this headline.

01:47:22.000 Tesla relaunches $6,000 enhanced autopilot gutting full self-driving package in the process.

01:47:28.000 Oh.

01:47:29.000 So enhanced autopilot is not the same as full self-driving.

01:47:32.000 So they gutted full self-driving.

01:47:35.000 Let me see what it says here.

01:47:36.000 Interesting.

01:47:39.000 Hmm, interesting.

01:47:40.000 Reversed the move by fully bringing back Enhanced Autopilot as an option on new purchases.

01:47:45.000 Hmm.

01:47:47.000 Rather than being able to do...

01:47:48.000 So Autopilot, Enhanced Autopilot says navigate on autopilot, auto lane change, auto park, summon, and smart summon.

01:47:58.000 So I don't think that stops at red lights and does all that other shit. 0.55

01:48:03.000 No. 0.91

01:48:03.000 That's one of the things they were trying to get it to do. 0.91

01:48:04.000 Oh, full self-driving capability.

01:48:07.000 Is that still available?

01:48:09.000 That's the thing.

01:48:10.000 I'm a little confused.

01:48:11.000 Maybe they stopped this enhanced autopilot thing for a while and you could only do that.

01:48:15.000 Now they brought it back because this isn't technically fully available yet.

01:48:18.000 So see what it says.

01:48:19.000 It says, full self-driving capability, all functionality of basic autopilot and enhanced autopilot, traffic light and stop sign control.

01:48:28.000 Oh, that's only 60 grand?

01:48:30.000 Auto steer on city streets.

01:48:32.000 Only 60 grand for the car?

01:48:34.000 For that one.

01:48:35.000 For that Model 3 that they're showing.

01:48:37.000 Oh, 59. That's a dope little car. 0.98

01:48:39.000 You know, that's a good size too, those Model 3s.

01:48:42.000 They're agile. 1.00

01:48:43.000 They're little fast little fuckers. 1.00

01:48:45.000 Yeah, I might get one. 1.00

01:48:46.000 Dude, they're so fast.

01:48:47.000 Callan has one.

01:48:48.000 Ask him about it.

01:48:49.000 Callan?

01:48:49.000 Yeah.

01:48:50.000 I don't know him.

01:48:51.000 You don't know him?

01:48:51.000 No.

01:48:52.000 Really?

01:48:52.000 I've never met Brian Callan.

01:48:53.000 That's crazy.

01:48:54.000 No.

01:48:55.000 Wow.

01:48:56.000 Well, I'll fix that.

01:48:57.000 But they figured that out with those cars where they have the big one that is like the four-door, the S series.

01:49:06.000 They have the three series, which is a little more accessible, but more agile too.

01:49:10.000 And then they have the X, and then they have a couple coming out. 0.99

01:49:14.000 And they have this fucking truck that is the wildest shit I've ever seen in my life. 0.99

01:49:18.000 Yeah, they just finalized the design on the truck. 1.00

01:49:20.000 Dude, it's amazing.

01:49:20.000 What's the other thing?

01:49:21.000 They have the little Tesla Roadster.

01:49:24.000 The Roadster is not...

01:49:26.000 A lot of people bought those.

01:49:29.000 You pay for it and you've got to wait for years.

01:49:30.000 According to this article, this is probably why.

01:49:32.000 It says they kept missing deadlines to achieve full self-driving, so they took some of those features and put them back on a different package.

01:49:40.000 Interesting.

01:49:40.000 Yeah, but I think Elon has basically said it's too hard.

01:49:44.000 It's too hard of a problem for where we're at at the moment.

01:49:48.000 Makes sense.

01:49:49.000 It's a hard problem.

01:49:51.000 I mean, you think about people changing lanes.

01:49:54.000 What does the thing do?

01:49:56.000 If there's a car coming and then you turn to the right to avoid the car and there's a person, what do you do?

01:50:01.000 You know what I think is going to end up happening, Jim?

01:50:02.000 Is I think, like I said, I think it's going to start with the highways.

01:50:07.000 We're going to install some kind of AI, Package in the highways.

01:50:12.000 So I think this is the best way it's going to implement in society where when you pull onto the highway, the road connects with your car and takes over until you get to your exit.

01:50:22.000 That's probably the right way.

01:50:24.000 And that's going to get people used to – because it's going to definitely get political.

01:50:29.000 Well, what if you don't pay for your account and it won't let you on the road?

01:50:33.000 You can't get to work.

01:50:35.000 What if it gets to that?

01:50:36.000 What if it gets to, that's a service that you have to pay for, like the electrical bill that you get?

01:50:40.000 Maybe you get a bill for every mile you travel.

01:50:43.000 Or maybe you can't get on that road without it.

01:50:47.000 Yeah, there'll be something like that.

01:50:49.000 There'll be something like that where you have to pay for access to the road or you have to have a subscription or a clean record or a clean social credit score to be able to get on the road.

01:51:00.000 Yeah, something like that.

01:51:02.000 It's not going to be more freedom.

01:51:04.000 It's not going to be more freedom.

01:51:06.000 As time goes on, they're going to We're good to go.

01:51:29.000 The opposition.

01:51:30.000 Yeah.

01:51:31.000 And they don't realize, like, somebody else is gonna have that power someday.

01:51:34.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:51:35.000 That was the thing about the Patriot Act when Obama was in office.

01:51:38.000 He was like, you know, indefinite detention, we would never use it.

01:51:41.000 But you're putting it in there.

01:51:43.000 You're never gonna use it.

01:51:44.000 But look who's after you.

01:51:45.000 Trump.

01:51:46.000 Maybe he would use it.

01:51:47.000 Maybe we decide we got to put him away forever.

01:51:49.000 Who cares?

01:51:50.000 And what if it's worse than Trump?

01:51:51.000 What if it's next level Trump?

01:51:53.000 What if we keep going on to more ruthless and ruthless people that control the power?

01:51:58.000 You can't have that kind of a thing in place and just assume you have a benevolent dictator who's never going to utilize it.

01:52:04.000 Because that's what they did by passing it.

01:52:06.000 You gave people that are in charge of other people power that they're not supposed to have.

01:52:11.000 The whole checks and balances things out of whack now.

01:52:15.000 It's kind of terrifying.

01:52:16.000 It's terrifying.

01:52:17.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:52:17.000 I mean, lucky for us, we're not going to be around when everything really, really goes to shit. 0.98

01:52:21.000 I think we will. 0.98

01:52:22.000 Really?

01:52:23.000 You think it's going to be that soon?

01:52:23.000 I think it's going to happen quicker than you think.

01:52:25.000 I think things got so weird between 2019 and 2022. Well, you will.

01:52:30.000 I'm going to be eating cheeseburgers until it's over.

01:52:33.000 I'm just saying, you're not going to die in five years unless something awful happens.

01:52:38.000 But within five years, things are going to get very weird.

01:52:41.000 Very weird.

01:52:42.000 Things got very weird in three.

01:52:44.000 Yeah, you're right about that.

01:52:46.000 Five years from now, you're talking about almost a decade from COVID. Things are going to be strange as fuck. 0.96

01:52:52.000 Remember that podcast that they did at the store on election night when Trump won? 0.98

01:52:58.000 Yeah. 0.93

01:52:59.000 Remember how fucking weird that felt? 0.92

01:53:01.000 Like the energy in the air? 0.96

01:53:02.000 That was my podcast.

01:53:04.000 We did the end of the world.

01:53:04.000 It was me and Bill Burr and Bert Kreischer.

01:53:07.000 And I remember somebody brought a kid.

01:53:10.000 Jim Jeffries.

01:53:11.000 Oh, right.

01:53:11.000 Brought his kid.

01:53:12.000 We go, hey, that's not legal.

01:53:13.000 We're smoking pot.

01:53:14.000 Get out of here.

01:53:15.000 Right.

01:53:16.000 And we didn't know that was the beginning of like, we thought that was the peak weirdness.

01:53:21.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:53:22.000 We were like, what in the fuck? 1.00

01:53:24.000 The guy from The Apprentice is the president. 1.00

01:53:25.000 It was so funny.

01:53:27.000 At the time, you could mock it, and everybody would laugh, and no one...

01:53:31.000 Everyone was so confused, but then it became like this...

01:53:34.000 Then you saw the separation.

01:53:36.000 People that were okay with it, people that hated it, people that were happy that he's president, people that hated everything about him and anyone who supported him, and then it got more and more polarized as time went on.

01:53:48.000 And then he never changed.

01:53:50.000 We thought that when he was going to get to be the president, he was going to stop insulting people, and he's going to try to be presidential.

01:53:56.000 No.

01:53:56.000 He's running again.

01:53:58.000 Of course he is.

01:53:58.000 He can run again.

01:54:00.000 He's allowed to run again.

01:54:01.000 It's nuts.

01:54:02.000 I think he's going to split the party.

01:54:03.000 He might. 1.00

01:54:04.000 But I mean, who the fuck is... 0.99

01:54:06.000 Will it even matter? 0.99

01:54:07.000 On the Democratic side, the thing is, like, what are you voting for?

01:54:10.000 You know, are you voting for the person?

01:54:12.000 Are you voting for the policies?

01:54:13.000 And then this abortion's right thing. 1.00

01:54:15.000 This has changed a lot of people's ideas about becoming Republican.

01:54:18.000 Well, this is something I never thought would happen.

01:54:20.000 Whispers of Hillary Clinton 2024 have started.

01:54:22.000 Well, this is on CNN. That's not a good idea.

01:54:27.000 Look at this.

01:54:29.000 They said she shouldn't run.

01:54:31.000 CNN's saying there's whispers of her running.

01:54:33.000 Well, I ain't trying to hear that. 1.00

01:54:34.000 See, CNN... Stop reporting whispers, motherfucker. 1.00

01:54:37.000 That's real close to a rumor. 1.00

01:54:39.000 It is a rumor.

01:54:40.000 A real news channel shouldn't be talking about whispers. 0.99

01:54:43.000 Give me some fucking concrete information. 0.98

01:54:46.000 Well, they're not a real news channel. 0.99

01:54:47.000 Of course not.

01:54:48.000 It's a propaganda arm of the Democratic Party.

01:54:51.000 That's the other thing about the Trump election, right?

01:54:53.000 People forget that...

01:54:55.000 All the polls and all that were like, no way.

01:54:58.000 Hillary's blowing him out everywhere. 1.00

01:55:00.000 And this shit turned out to be completely opposite. 0.99

01:55:04.000 Like that guy was talking about, it's eroded our trust. 0.99

01:55:07.000 We don't even know what's true or whose agenda is what.

01:55:12.000 I think there was also the secret Trump vote.

01:55:14.000 What was that?

01:55:15.000 The secret Trump vote is people that didn't want to admit they were going to vote for Trump.

01:55:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:55:20.000 There's people that did not like the way things are going, did not trust Hillary, and they'd never vote for a Republican at any other time.

01:55:25.000 They're like, you know what? 1.00

01:55:26.000 Fuck her. 1.00

01:55:27.000 And they put it in there. 1.00

01:55:28.000 She was not a loved person when she was running for president.

01:55:31.000 No. 0.99

01:55:32.000 You know, and all the craziness that they did during the elections and all the wild shit where Trump had the women that accused Bill Clinton of sexual assault. 0.99

01:55:41.000 He had them on stage with them, like, over to the right, sitting down. 0.99

01:55:45.000 Like, there was so much crazy shit during those debates and during, like, all of that. 0.99

01:55:50.000 It was just, like, it got so hot. 1.00

01:55:52.000 And because he's so volatile and argumentative and he's, like, so good at, like, fucking with people and talking shit, it became, like, just... 0.99

01:56:01.000 It became entertaining. 1.00

01:56:02.000 The people on the other side lost their fucking minds. 0.99

01:56:05.000 And what really killed them, like I said, Republicans were like, because remember, at first, Republicans was against Trump. 1.00

01:56:11.000 But then when they started looking at the numbers, they thought, oh, this motherfucker can win. 1.00

01:56:14.000 And they all fucking got behind it. 1.00

01:56:17.000 They all got behind him. 1.00

01:56:17.000 Even the ones that he shit on and call them serial killers. 1.00

01:56:20.000 He's a joke. 1.00

01:56:21.000 God, he does that.

01:56:22.000 That's just what he does.

01:56:23.000 But he's gonna lead this country.

01:56:24.000 Not on our side.

01:56:25.000 On our side, we're like, hey man, if you get too close to a titty, it's a wrap.

01:56:28.000 Yeah, that's it forever. 0.99

01:56:30.000 We have this weird purity test where it's like, if you don't fucking... 0.85

01:56:34.000 Didn't always used to be like that, though. 0.98

01:56:36.000 I know.

01:56:37.000 It used to be entertaining.

01:56:37.000 It used to be a fight you couldn't really predict.

01:56:41.000 Yeah.

01:56:42.000 Now we know.

01:56:42.000 We know who's gonna win.

01:56:43.000 But it's also, I think the problem of having a guy like Trump is you have a popularity contest and you have an actual popular guy who knows how to be popular and he just dominates this popularity contest.

01:56:54.000 So it's like, unless you have someone with the same kind of charisma, like, you gotta rig the game.

01:56:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:57:00.000 And they, you know, the enthusiasm behind them, you know, they did rig the game.

01:57:06.000 They rigged the game against Bernie Sanders.

01:57:08.000 Yeah, they definitely did that.

01:57:10.000 Who could have won?

01:57:11.000 Maybe he could have won.

01:57:12.000 But the thing is, that's where the energy was.

01:57:15.000 There was no energy behind Hillary Clinton. 1.00

01:57:17.000 Right.

01:57:18.000 And there's other ones that are floating around that are at the top, the Elizabeth Warrens and the Pete Buttigiegs.

01:57:23.000 I think there should be an age limit on running for president.

01:57:28.000 Well, it's not a bad idea.

01:57:29.000 It's not a bad idea.

01:57:31.000 Is 70 reasonable?

01:57:33.000 What about Congress people?

01:57:35.000 Nancy Pelosi is like 81. All that.

01:57:38.000 I think 70 is a reasonable cutoff age where you shouldn't be able to be running the world.

01:57:44.000 Just like you should be a police officer, you should have to be able to do certain physical tasks.

01:57:49.000 You should be able to go through a physical fitness test.

01:57:52.000 You should have to do that as a president, too.

01:57:54.000 They should ask you questions.

01:57:56.000 Imagine if you had to take an SAT test.

01:57:58.000 Imagine what Biden's SAT test would look like.

01:58:00.000 They should occasionally scare you. 1.00

01:58:02.000 If you shit your pants, you're out of office. 1.00

01:58:05.000 If you gotta wear diapers and shit, you can't be president. 1.00

01:58:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:58:09.000 Could you imagine if they made presidents take examinations to find out what their intelligence level is before they gave them certain tasks?

01:58:16.000 That would be incredible.

01:58:17.000 Because imagine, like you say, you are the president, but how much do you actually know about the economy?

01:58:22.000 How much do you actually know about foreign policy?

01:58:24.000 How much do you actually know about the environment and the impact of petrochemical products and natural gas and all these different things?

01:58:30.000 Okay, so here's some questions, and then just lay out all these questions for them and Whatever, depending upon how good they are at each individual answer, they get a certain amount of say in the policy that's attached to that particular subject.

01:58:44.000 You know what I like too?

01:58:46.000 I think if the vote's close enough, they should have to throw hands.

01:58:50.000 They should settle it.

01:58:52.000 If it's within 20%, they should have to fight.

01:58:55.000 They should have to play chess. 0.98

01:58:57.000 Yeah, all manner of other competitions other than a fucking debate where they have an earpiece in where people are telling them what to say. 0.99

01:59:03.000 Do you think they have earpieces in? 0.97

01:59:04.000 Yeah.

01:59:05.000 Yeah?

01:59:05.000 In fact, some of them have been caught.

01:59:06.000 I remember Mitt Romney was caught where the echo from his earpiece was coming through his microphone.

01:59:12.000 Really?

01:59:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:59:14.000 Oh my god, hold that up. 0.98

01:59:15.000 This was during the Republican primary debates.

01:59:19.000 Mitt Romney?

01:59:20.000 Yeah, I'm almost positive it was Mitt Romney.

01:59:22.000 That should be illegal.

01:59:23.000 Yeah, he got caught with the earpiece in, and it was one of those group debates.

01:59:28.000 You know?

01:59:29.000 I'm sure it'll pop up. 1.00

01:59:30.000 He's like a fucking televangelist. 0.99

01:59:33.000 Yeah, I mean, they were telling him what to say. 1.00

01:59:35.000 Oh my God, that's so hilarious.

01:59:37.000 And so maybe it wasn't just him, but I'm sure they all do.

01:59:39.000 Who's on the other end that's so good?

01:59:41.000 Why doesn't that person run for president?

01:59:43.000 Because they're smarter than that. 0.98

01:59:44.000 You know, it's like, you know, it's like, the political strategists and shit behind the scenes, that's job security. 0.98

01:59:53.000 Mm-hmm. 0.98

01:59:54.000 Yeah, that's way better than being a candidate.

01:59:56.000 Yeah.

01:59:57.000 It's true.

01:59:58.000 They don't get forced out.

01:59:59.000 They stay in office forever.

02:00:01.000 And it's never their fault.

02:00:02.000 Right.

02:00:02.000 And then they move on to the next campaign.

02:00:04.000 They become a fixer.

02:00:06.000 It's been a long time since I really followed politics strictly, but I know James Carville was one of those people.

02:00:11.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:00:13.000 Where he was like...

02:00:13.000 The Clintons.

02:00:14.000 Yeah.

02:00:15.000 He was a beast at that.

02:00:16.000 Interesting guy.

02:00:17.000 Yeah.

02:00:17.000 He would be on those talk shows talking, you know, that kind of Southern accent.

02:00:20.000 And he just...

02:00:21.000 His accent made it sound like he was lying.

02:00:23.000 Yeah.

02:00:24.000 But...

02:00:24.000 Well, he's a politician.

02:00:26.000 The problem with politicians is they...

02:00:29.000 We know there's going to be a certain amount of lying, and they assume they're going to have to lie about a certain amount of things.

02:00:35.000 It's like, you know that lady who's the new White House press secretary, and when they talk to her about the economy, she's like, the economy's as strong as it's ever been. 1.00

02:00:42.000 They're like, the fuck are you talking about? 0.94

02:00:44.000 And the other day, she's talking to Don Lemon, and Don Lemon says, do you think that, do you have any concerns about Biden being fit enough to run at 24? 1.00

02:00:53.000 She's like, oh, this is ridiculous.

02:00:55.000 Are we really bringing this up? 0.91

02:00:56.000 I can't even keep up with him.

02:00:59.000 You see all the things he does.

02:01:01.000 Have you seen it? 0.99

02:01:03.000 Bro, you need to see it, because it's so ridiculous. 0.99

02:01:05.000 I'm laughing at your impression of her. 0.99

02:01:07.000 It's dead on.

02:01:08.000 I can't even keep up with it.

02:01:09.000 No, no, no.

02:01:10.000 I'm telling you, it's dead on.

02:01:11.000 Like, that's how she said it.

02:01:12.000 That's how she said it. 0.99

02:01:13.000 It's so dumb, because everybody's watching this guy. 0.99

02:01:16.000 American, some American one word. 1.00

02:01:19.000 Fuck it. 1.00

02:01:20.000 He's falling apart. 1.00

02:01:20.000 They don't even care anymore. 1.00

02:01:22.000 They'll lie to your face now.

02:01:23.000 Yes.

02:01:24.000 Well, this is like...

02:01:25.000 Some of the most blatant lying to your face. 1.00

02:01:27.000 Because you're lying and Don Lemon's calling bullshit. 1.00

02:01:30.000 When Don Lemon's calling bullshit, that's real bullshit. 1.00

02:01:33.000 Watch this. 1.00

02:01:34.000 Oh, wow.

02:01:35.000 The new White House...

02:01:36.000 There's a video of that.

02:01:36.000 No, there's a video.

02:01:37.000 I watched it.

02:01:37.000 I'm not...

02:01:38.000 Is this the press secretary?

02:01:40.000 Yeah, just go to videos.

02:01:41.000 Yeah, that's the new one.

02:01:42.000 I don't know if that's the right one.

02:01:43.000 This was a week ago.

02:01:43.000 That was from June 15th or something.

02:01:45.000 No, no, no.

02:01:46.000 White House press secretary Don Lemon.

02:01:47.000 Put that in there.

02:01:49.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00

02:01:49.000 Every White House press secretary is a fucking snake. 1.00

02:01:52.000 They have to be. 1.00

02:01:53.000 That's the job.

02:01:53.000 The job is you have to spin things.

02:01:57.000 Right there.

02:01:58.000 No, it was the one there downstairs.

02:02:01.000 Don, right there.

02:02:02.000 The bottom line.

02:02:03.000 I know that's six minutes long.

02:02:04.000 I don't know where the part's going to be.

02:02:05.000 You notice how fast they burn out, too?

02:02:07.000 They never last the whole president's term.

02:02:09.000 Never.

02:02:10.000 This is only...

02:02:11.000 Let me hear what you...

02:02:12.000 That's right.

02:02:12.000 I don't...

02:02:12.000 Challenges in the run-up to this year's midterm elections, and it is raising questions about how the partners are growing louder inside the Democratic Party, facing doubt in the Democratic Party about his plans to run in the second term.

02:02:25.000 I want you to listen.

02:02:25.000 This is what Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told CNN when asked if she would support Biden in 2024. Here it is.

02:02:34.000 We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, but I think if the President has a vision, then that's something certainly we're all willing to entertain and examine when the time comes.

02:02:44.000 That's not a yes.

02:02:46.000 I believe that the President has been doing a very good job so far, and should he run again, I think that we'll take a look at it.

02:02:57.000 Okay, so as I understand, you reiterated that the President does plan to run in 2024, right?

02:03:07.000 So first of all, the Congresswoman did say the President is doing a good job, so that's good, right?

02:03:12.000 So I just want to really highlight that.

02:03:15.000 Because many people agree with that.

02:03:18.000 But he is going to run in 2024. Well, let me just say, there's something called the Hatch Act that I have to be very mindful of.

02:03:27.000 What I can say is the president has repeatedly said that he plans to run in 2024, and I'm going to have to leave it there.

02:03:34.000 Okay, but are you concerned?

02:03:37.000 Is the administration worried that there are Democrats who are not openly endorsing the president come 2024, even though you can't say for sure?

02:03:46.000 I really can't get into that.

02:03:49.000 All I can say is what the president intends to do, what the president plans to do.

02:03:53.000 And look, at the end of the day, Don, our focus is to deliver for the American people.

02:03:58.000 That's the work that we've been doing with the economy.

02:04:00.000 She's got That's the work that we've been doing with COVID. When he walked in, again, let's not forget, when he walked in as looking at COVID, there was no comprehensive plan to get people vaccinated.

02:04:09.000 Now more than 200 million people are getting vaccinated.

02:04:12.000 The one thing I do want to say is as we are working on plans to lower inflation, deal with gas prices, you know, you have the other side, you have Republicans, and what they're doing is they're putting out a plan.

02:04:24.000 Rick Scott, Senator Rick Scott, put out a plan on how he wants to raise...

02:04:28.000 Taxes on people making less than $100,000, and also Sunset, Medicare, and Social Security, things that are so important to our communities across the country.

02:04:40.000 You're right.

02:04:41.000 Those are important policy issues, and those should be discussed, and they're discussed in every presidential election, and they're discussed all the time.

02:04:51.000 The president, during interviews, where he doesn't seem to answer questions directly or at times succinctly, there is his approval ratings.

02:05:05.000 According to the latest Gallup poll, 41% of Americans approve of Biden's job as president.

02:05:11.000 So how does he and you, because you are the spokesperson of the White House, plan to assure voters that he is still the best candidate to beat Trump?

02:05:22.000 Is he at his best right now?

02:05:26.000 Well, I think the thing that Americans love about President Biden is he's a straight shooter.

02:05:33.000 He is a straight shooter, and he says it as the way he sees it, and he calls it out.

02:05:38.000 And that is the thing that makes him genuine and authentic and real, and people really, really connect with this president.

02:05:46.000 I see it myself when we go into, we're going to Philly, Pennsylvania.

02:05:51.000 We just came back from New Mexico.

02:05:54.000 We were in L.A. She studied Obama's hand movements.

02:05:58.000 I travel with him all across the country, and I see how people feel about this president and how much they appreciate what he has done.

02:06:05.000 And I think that matters.

02:06:07.000 As far as the polls, our focus, again, is delivering for the American people.

02:06:12.000 We're making inflation our number one economic policy.

02:06:15.000 There's other issues that the president has to deal with, and that is what he's going to focus on, and that's how he's going to continue.

02:06:21.000 There's no concern within the administration about the president's polling.

02:06:26.000 That's not what we're talking about here.

02:06:28.000 We're focused.

02:06:28.000 We are genuinely focused on how we can get the work done on behalf of the American people.

02:06:33.000 Does the president have the stamina, physically and mentally, do you think, to continue on even after 2024?

02:06:40.000 Don, you're asking me this question!

02:06:42.000 Oh my gosh!

02:06:43.000 He's the president of the United States.

02:06:44.000 You know, he...

02:06:46.000 I can't even keep up with it.

02:06:47.000 We just got back from New Mexico.

02:06:49.000 We just got back from California.

02:06:52.000 That is...

02:06:54.000 That is not a question that we should be even asking.

02:06:57.000 Just look at the work that he does.

02:06:59.000 Look how he's delivering for the American public.

02:07:03.000 Gaslighting. 1.00

02:07:04.000 Whatever you do, nobody strike a fucking match. 1.00

02:07:07.000 Strike a match. 0.99

02:07:13.000 That is wild.

02:07:14.000 That's wild talk. 1.00

02:07:16.000 That's number one bullshit. 1.00

02:07:16.000 Are we really asking this? 1.00

02:07:18.000 Are we really?

02:07:19.000 Come on, Don.

02:07:21.000 Oh my God, Don.

02:07:23.000 Oh my gosh.

02:07:24.000 Oh my gosh.

02:07:26.000 There's when politicians do this thing where they have a way of talking.

02:07:30.000 There's a very specific...

02:07:31.000 It's like someone doing karate.

02:07:34.000 It's pleading.

02:07:35.000 It's a joke.

02:07:38.000 Are we really going to talk about...

02:07:40.000 It's like she did everything but answer his question.

02:07:42.000 Yeah.

02:07:43.000 Listen, we're here.

02:07:44.000 He was like, what are these polls?

02:07:45.000 She was like, well, listen, I'm going all around this nation.

02:07:47.000 What I'm seeing with my own eyes, I'm seeing the people.

02:07:51.000 People are really connecting with him.

02:07:52.000 Right.

02:07:54.000 42% of the people actually approve of these.

02:07:57.000 I don't know.

02:07:58.000 I don't know.

02:07:58.000 I think it's all bull.

02:07:59.000 I don't trust the polls.

02:08:00.000 I don't trust the questions.

02:08:01.000 I don't trust her.

02:08:02.000 My point is, of course you don't trust her.

02:08:03.000 She's clearly not just speaking about what she thinks.

02:08:07.000 She's clearly being a politician, right? 0.95

02:08:10.000 She's propagandizing. 1.00

02:08:11.000 She's putting things in the best light possible.

02:08:14.000 That's not really what she really thinks.

02:08:16.000 Of course she has some concerns.

02:08:18.000 Of course you're keeping up with a 73-year-old man that can barely stay awake.

02:08:22.000 He's 80, bro.

02:08:23.000 Oh, okay.

02:08:23.000 Wow.

02:08:24.000 Isn't he?

02:08:24.000 79?

02:08:25.000 79?

02:08:27.000 78?

02:08:28.000 Yeah.

02:08:28.000 He shouldn't...

02:08:29.000 Look...

02:08:31.000 Maybe 79. Look, he shouldn't be running the country.

02:08:34.000 I'm sorry.

02:08:34.000 I don't know.

02:08:34.000 Is that ageism?

02:08:35.000 No, because if he was 79 and very lucid, and he was very good at speaking, and he made really important points, and he felt sincere, you'd have trust in him, and you'd want him to run the country.

02:08:45.000 Like, that lady's gaslighting us. 1.00

02:08:47.000 But see, I ain't even...

02:08:49.000 That's not even where I'm coming from.

02:08:50.000 Where are you coming from?

02:08:51.000 I'm coming from...

02:08:52.000 Even if you're 79 and you're the most lucid, and it's like...

02:08:56.000 You're making decisions that you are definitely not going to be around to have to live with.

02:09:01.000 Right, but if you are like a movie, let's go to a movie about some like wise society of brilliant people and you have the wisest of the wise who rules amongst them and does so with kindness and compassion and generosity and the way they do it is like with pure democracy and they only want the will of the people and they want the people to be happy and educated and he just happened to be 78. He'd be like,

02:09:25.000 that's our leader.

02:09:26.000 Yeah, true.

02:09:27.000 This is not...

02:09:28.000 What he is is nonsense. 0.92

02:09:30.000 What he is is a foot... 0.87

02:09:31.000 It's like a placeholder for a leader. 0.99

02:09:34.000 And then all the shit is going on behind the scenes and he starts, we're gonna get rid of e-cigarettes. 0.99

02:09:39.000 I told you, I'm on some Judge Dredd shit. 1.00

02:09:41.000 I think you should have to die right after. 1.00

02:09:44.000 I think you become president, you automatically get eight years, and right after, they just hand you a rifle and send you out into the fucking desert. 1.00

02:09:52.000 Or they chop your head off on pay-per-view. 1.00

02:09:53.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.84

02:09:54.000 Something like that.

02:09:54.000 And they use that money to fix the streets.

02:09:56.000 Yeah.

02:09:57.000 Because that way...

02:09:59.000 Because a lot of these people, they go there because it's going to enrich them.

02:10:03.000 Right.

02:10:03.000 You know, and there's no penalty or nothing.

02:10:05.000 They just want power.

02:10:07.000 Well, they get these weird sort of unwritten deals where they give speeches after they get out of office for hundreds of thousands of dollars to companies that they helped enrich during their period in office.

02:10:22.000 And then there's like this revolving door thing that goes on.

02:10:26.000 You ever see an inside job?

02:10:28.000 Mm-hmm.

02:10:29.000 It's a great movie.

02:10:30.000 And it's all about the financial crisis.

02:10:32.000 And the guy who is the narrator...

02:10:34.000 Oh, no.

02:10:34.000 No.

02:10:34.000 I saw Inside Man.

02:10:35.000 I thought you were okay.

02:10:36.000 Oh.

02:10:36.000 Inside Job is a job about the financial crisis.

02:10:40.000 And there's a guy who really understands the financial system, is asking all the questions of these professors and asking of these economic advisors and how this take place and what happened.

02:10:49.000 And some of them get unhinged and get mad at him because he actually knows what he's talking about.

02:10:54.000 But what he's essentially pointing out is that people start off...

02:10:59.000 As professors in these universities, and they endorse certain economic policies that will then lead to these problems, then once they get out of working as a professor, they go and get massive jobs with these companies that they helped enrich by their decisions,

02:11:19.000 by their economic advice. 0.98

02:11:21.000 So these people, there's like a financial incentive for them to endorse certain policies, lending and that kind of shit, financial shit. 0.99

02:11:30.000 And so this guy explains it all. 0.99

02:11:32.000 It's a wild movie. 0.58

02:11:33.000 Because for people like me, who don't know jack shit about how the economy works, I get to see that. 0.83

02:11:38.000 And it's, you know, you realize how much money these people are making. 0.76

02:11:43.000 And how it was all rigged and how they would have these people funnel from university to...

02:11:49.000 What's this on?

02:11:49.000 Is this on Netflix?

02:11:50.000 I think it's on everything.

02:11:51.000 It was this documentary in 2010. Yeah.

02:11:53.000 So it's on a lot of places.

02:11:54.000 It's right after the 2008 crisis.

02:11:56.000 Okay, yeah.

02:11:56.000 It's good.

02:11:57.000 It's good.

02:11:58.000 The smartest guys in the room good?

02:11:59.000 Yeah, very similar.

02:12:01.000 Very similar, yeah. 1.00

02:12:02.000 It's one of those ones where you're just like, fuck. 1.00

02:12:04.000 And you realize, just like politicians get corrupt, businessmen get corrupt too. 1.00

02:12:09.000 And when you're in a corporation, one of the things about corporations is the bottom line is you have to make more money.

02:12:13.000 You're always trying to make more money.

02:12:15.000 And if you can make more money by telling a mathematician or a politician or someone that if you endorse this or that, this could help us over here, and then hey, maybe you can come speak.

02:12:27.000 And then you come speak and you're making $300,000 for a half hour of nonsense.

02:12:32.000 America has always been about prosperity!

02:12:35.000 And you're getting paid for that.

02:12:36.000 Like, wild sums of money for that.

02:12:38.000 Yeah.

02:12:38.000 Am I above it?

02:12:39.000 That's the question I gotta ask.

02:12:41.000 No!

02:12:41.000 No.

02:12:42.000 Are you above it?

02:12:43.000 Come on, man.

02:12:44.000 If you had to do stand-up in front of the Democratic National Convention...

02:12:48.000 And they offered you $300,000 to do 45 minutes of stand-up, you're gonna do it.

02:12:53.000 Oh yeah, I'd do it.

02:12:54.000 Yeah, you'd do it.

02:12:55.000 It'd be great just for the story.

02:12:57.000 There are very few groups of people I wouldn't do stand-up at right now.

02:13:00.000 What about Bohemian Grove, that shirt you're wearing?

02:13:02.000 I don't even know what this is.

02:13:03.000 You don't know what this is?

02:13:04.000 No.

02:13:05.000 Oh my god.

02:13:06.000 Bohemian Grove.

02:13:07.000 This is hilarious about you wearing that shirt.

02:13:09.000 That's why I asked you, where'd you get that shirt?

02:13:11.000 And you were like, I spilled something on my shirt.

02:13:13.000 I got that from here.

02:13:14.000 So somebody must have given me this.

02:13:15.000 This shirt is about a place that all the rich guys go and they dress up like druids. 0.99

02:13:21.000 And they do all these crazy fucking rituals. 0.97

02:13:23.000 And it used to be thought of as nonsense until John Ronson filmed Alex Jones sneaking into Bohemian Grove. 0.99

02:13:31.000 Alex Jones made his way in there with a hidden camera, filmed these guys with fucking druid costumes on, burning an effigy in front of a giant owl god. 0.94

02:13:41.000 And talk about Moloch, the owl god, and they've been going there since like the 60s. 0.98

02:13:45.000 Nixon talked about it.

02:13:47.000 Nixon talked about what a horrible time he had there.

02:13:49.000 What was Nixon's quote? 0.97

02:13:51.000 Find Nixon's quote on Bohemian Grove because it's fucking hilarious. 1.00

02:13:54.000 So dudes would get there and it'd be like all eyes wide shut type of shit and a lot of debauchery and fucking perversion. 0.99

02:14:02.000 And these guys were all these like super duper rich guys and they would go there, pull up Nixon's. 1.00

02:14:06.000 I'm all about debauchery and perversion.

02:14:10.000 I'll just read it but don't say it out loud.

02:14:13.000 One example was President Nixon coming...

02:14:15.000 I think we've said it before.

02:14:17.000 It's Nixon's quote. 0.99

02:14:19.000 He says, it is the most faggy goddamn thing you could ever imagine with that San Francisco crowd. 1.00

02:14:25.000 Yeah, Nixon hated it. 0.99

02:14:26.000 So the Bohemian Grove was a place where it was just a legend.

02:14:32.000 And then when they got video footage, these guys are actually doing this.

02:14:35.000 People are like, oh my god.

02:14:37.000 So the video footage...

02:14:39.000 Is this Nixon talking about it?

02:14:44.000 Oh.

02:14:45.000 See?

02:14:47.000 This is Nixon.

02:14:49.000 ...San Francisco is gone.

02:14:50.000 It's clear over to the side of the head, but it isn't.

02:14:52.000 It isn't just not an Iraqi part of the townhouse, but the upper class of San Francisco is that way.

02:14:58.000 A Bolivian drug that I attend. 0.90

02:15:06.000 The San Francisco crowd that goes in there.

02:15:11.000 It's just terrible, he says.

02:15:12.000 Wait a minute.

02:15:14.000 He says he attends from time to time.

02:15:15.000 They all do.

02:15:16.000 Look at that picture there.

02:15:17.000 When you look at the people that Ronald Reagan was there, Richard Nixon, all these bigwigs and huge heads of state and corporate leaders, they would all go there.

02:15:27.000 It was like an elite of the elite, and they would do things that are weird.

02:15:31.000 Like they would dress up in costumes and worship gods.

02:15:35.000 But if he hated it so much, why did he go?

02:15:37.000 They all went there.

02:15:38.000 Oh, just the political ones?

02:15:39.000 It was like one of those things.

02:15:41.000 It's like you had to be in the club.

02:15:43.000 And everybody thought it was nonsense until they got video footage of this.

02:15:46.000 And they got video footage of this in like 99. So look, Henry Kissinger.

02:15:49.000 Look at all these people that were there.

02:15:52.000 Gerald Ford.

02:15:53.000 John McCain.

02:15:54.000 They all went there.

02:15:55.000 They took a class photo.

02:15:56.000 Bohemian Grove Camp.

02:15:59.000 Mandalay, 1977. But see if you can find the video of the actual footage that Ronson and Alex Jones got, because it's wild shit, man. 0.99

02:16:08.000 These guys, there's a megaphone, and they're talking through the megaphone, like a speaker, and they're explaining how they're worshiping this owl god, and then they burn this effigy that's supposed to represent a body. 0.96

02:16:19.000 It's like a bundle of sticks, and they light it on fire. 1.00

02:16:22.000 It's wild shit. 0.99

02:16:24.000 Did that turn into Burning Man? 1.00

02:16:26.000 No, Burning Man is the opposite of that.

02:16:30.000 So see if you can just cut ahead until you see the actual footage of them.

02:16:35.000 So this is Alex Jones inside Bohemian.

02:16:39.000 This is before they understood what he was doing.

02:16:41.000 But if you go back all the way towards the end, I think, there it is, there we go.

02:16:45.000 So this is the actual ritual.

02:16:47.000 So they all have torches, and they dress up like monks. 1.00

02:16:51.000 And listen to this shit. 1.00

02:16:52.000 We shall meet thee. 1.00

02:16:54.000 And some of us prevail against thee, and some thou shalt destroy.

02:17:02.000 But this too we know.

02:17:05.000 Year after year, within this happy throne, Our fellowship bans thee for a space.

02:17:12.000 And I'm a remolence which would pursue us here has lost its power under these friendly dreams.

02:17:20.000 So shall we worship thee once again this night?

02:17:24.000 And in the flames that beat thine empathy, we shall read the sign, Midsummer sets us free! 0.53

02:17:35.000 Ye shall burn me! 0.90

02:17:38.000 Ye shall burn me once again. 0.99

02:17:54.000 Okay, pause. 0.99

02:17:55.000 And people wonder why Alex Jones is crazy.

02:17:57.000 Is that a...

02:17:57.000 Imagine seeing that and go, how come everybody doesn't know about this?

02:18:01.000 The presidents all go here?

02:18:02.000 The heads of state?

02:18:04.000 This is all real.

02:18:05.000 Sounds like a goofy play they're doing.

02:18:07.000 It does, but that's what they do.

02:18:08.000 Like a sketch competition?

02:18:09.000 It's a sketch competition, but that is what they do.

02:18:12.000 Like the shittiest improv group?

02:18:14.000 It's just...

02:18:15.000 But what's weird is that these people all become...

02:18:19.000 You know the story of Skull and Bones, all these elite fraternities. 1.00

02:18:23.000 They do wild shit, weird shit. 1.00

02:18:26.000 You have to suck a dick, and they take pictures of you. 1.00

02:18:29.000 Now they have it, and they put it in a vault. 1.00

02:18:31.000 You know, that's the rumors.

02:18:32.000 The rumors are always those kind of things.

02:18:34.000 That they have a way...

02:18:35.000 That can't be far off.

02:18:35.000 Probably not far off.

02:18:36.000 Can I get another piece of that ice?

02:18:38.000 Yeah.

02:18:38.000 We've got to wrap this up soon, man.

02:18:40.000 We've got a show in an hour.

02:18:41.000 We do!

02:18:42.000 I know!

02:18:43.000 Okay, yeah, you're right, you're right.

02:18:44.000 Never mind.

02:18:45.000 We'll wrap this up.

02:18:47.000 But the whole point of all this is that...

02:18:50.000 Some things that you think are fucking super impossible and bizarre are actually true.

02:18:55.000 Like Epstein's Island. 0.63

02:18:57.000 That was actually a real place.

02:18:59.000 Oh, yeah.

02:18:59.000 They just did a book with your girl.

02:19:01.000 And they said she's on suicide watch. 0.99

02:19:03.000 Boy, she looks like she's on suicide watch. 1.00

02:19:06.000 She's gonna die. 0.99

02:19:07.000 Oh, those cameras. 0.99

02:19:07.000 I keep hitting them. 0.99

02:19:10.000 I'll fix it.

02:19:12.000 Don't worry.

02:19:12.000 We'll fix it.

02:19:13.000 Yeah, she's not making it to Christmas. 0.90

02:19:15.000 Not a chance.

02:19:16.000 Not a chance she makes it into an interview. 0.74

02:19:18.000 Oh, dude, did you hear about...

02:19:20.000 A big theme for me this week has been the whole...

02:19:24.000 How people, like, get away with investigating themselves.

02:19:28.000 Investigating themselves?

02:19:29.000 Yeah, you'll hear a police department investigated themselves, or a company investigated themselves.

02:19:35.000 Internal investigation.

02:19:36.000 Yeah, no wrongdoing.

02:19:37.000 Turns out we followed all our protocols.

02:19:39.000 So the LAPD... So you know there's been all these rumors about there being gangs in the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.

02:19:48.000 Yes.

02:19:49.000 All the way back to Rampart days.

02:19:51.000 Yeah, so they just...

02:19:52.000 A police officer just died during training...

02:19:57.000 It was simulated mob training, like them being attacked by a mob, and his neck was broken in three places during training, which looks suspiciously like hazing.

02:20:11.000 Suffers injuries and training leading to death.

02:20:15.000 Wow.

02:20:16.000 Yeah, he died.

02:20:17.000 Training was beaten to simulate mob.

02:20:20.000 So they beat him to death?

02:20:22.000 They beat him to death.

02:20:23.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:20:25.000 So they beat him to death.

02:20:26.000 Well, how do we know the facts of this, though?

02:20:28.000 What if he fell and broke his neck?

02:20:30.000 Well, it says it has to be a beating.

02:20:33.000 Terrible injuries all over his body. 0.61

02:20:35.000 It has to be a beating.

02:20:37.000 Gage has filed a governmental claim.

02:20:39.000 See, I'm not sure.

02:20:41.000 I don't know all.

02:20:42.000 It says tipping is not the first to be effectively murdered during training.

02:20:47.000 The family says they hope the lawsuit will bring an end to training exercise deaths.

02:20:52.000 All we know for sure is that he died and that it was during training.

02:20:56.000 Look at this.

02:20:57.000 One part of his head required staples.

02:20:59.000 He became a quadriplegic.

02:21:01.000 He was unable to breathe on his own.

02:21:03.000 His heart stopped. 1.00

02:21:04.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:21:06.000 See, I don't know the details of that. 0.99

02:21:08.000 I don't.

02:21:09.000 But they're investigating themselves.

02:21:11.000 They're going to tell us.

02:21:15.000 He fell.

02:21:17.000 The speculation runs well.

02:21:19.000 The only statement they made was that he died while grappling with another officer.

02:21:23.000 Oh.

02:21:24.000 And I was like, I know a lot of dudes that grapple regularly.

02:21:27.000 And I know dudes that have gotten hurt grappling.

02:21:29.000 But I don't know anybody that's broken their neck in three places.

02:21:32.000 I do.

02:21:33.000 Yeah?

02:21:34.000 Yeah, it can happen.

02:21:35.000 One of the ways it happens is if you go for a guillotine, when someone shoots a double, and you capture the guillotine, and as they shoot the double, they drive into it, and it lands on the head.

02:21:46.000 It's happened to guys.

02:21:47.000 There's a guy from Team Alpha Male who got paralyzed doing that, and I think that happened with Mark Coleman, but he didn't get paralyzed, but he did temporarily.

02:21:56.000 There's been guys who have done that, because if you think about it, right, like if someone shoots a double, they're driving in, it's natural for someone to get you in a headlock, right?

02:22:04.000 The head is right there, and if they hold onto your head and keep it out there, and then all their weight drives down, their head hits the ground with all of your weight, all of my weight, all on my head.

02:22:15.000 Right.

02:22:15.000 All on your neck.

02:22:16.000 All on your neck. 0.92

02:22:17.000 And the neck just shatters.

02:22:18.000 It's happened before.

02:22:19.000 More than one time I've heard of it.

02:22:21.000 It's dangerous.

02:22:22.000 So if that's the case, why don't they just say it was an accidental death?

02:22:25.000 Well, they said he died during training.

02:22:27.000 So the problem is they said he was beaten all over his body.

02:22:30.000 Now, if that's true, that's a different thing.

02:22:32.000 But I'm just giving you a scenario where someone could potentially break their neck in grappling.

02:22:37.000 But you know as well as I do, right?

02:22:38.000 We've both been a part of...

02:22:42.000 Manly organizations, sports, military, fighting.

02:22:47.000 And you know, to me, this sounds like hazing.

02:22:50.000 This sounds like a ritual that rookies go through or something. 0.99

02:22:53.000 They call it training, but it's really, we're going to beat your ass and then we're going to give you a little stripes or whatever they get afterwards. 0.99

02:22:59.000 And it probably got out of control. 0.99

02:23:00.000 It could be.

02:23:01.000 Or it could be mob training where guys aren't told to pull their shots and And they simulate if a guy's going to be attacked.

02:23:11.000 Like, can you get to your gun in time?

02:23:12.000 Can you get to your taser?

02:23:14.000 Can you get in your vehicle?

02:23:15.000 And then the guys who are doing it get out of control, and they hit people full blast.

02:23:20.000 Because sometimes people just hit people full blast.

02:23:22.000 There's guys like there's a lot of videos online you can watch with sparring matches that turn into fights because some guy hit someone full blast and then they just start winging at each other. 0.99

02:23:31.000 Yeah, some motherfuckers don't know how to act. 1.00

02:23:32.000 Exactly. 0.99

02:23:33.000 But if you're in a situation where you're simulating a mob attack, that is possible that that's what they were doing and somebody just crushed this dude.

02:23:43.000 I am biased because I don't...

02:23:47.000 The LAPD's reputation It's the best!

02:23:50.000 It's stellar!

02:23:52.000 They're the best!

02:23:54.000 They could be telling the truth.

02:23:56.000 I'm guessing the truth is somewhere in the middle.

02:23:57.000 Probably.

02:23:58.000 But you know that people do get fragged on purpose in the military and they'll blame it on the enemy if you don't like a guy.

02:24:05.000 Oh yeah.

02:24:05.000 It happens.

02:24:06.000 It happens.

02:24:07.000 It happens.

02:24:07.000 And I'm sure it happens in LAPD too.

02:24:10.000 There's another thing.

02:24:11.000 This could be a gang initiation.

02:24:14.000 Who knows? 0.99

02:24:14.000 Who knows what the fuck it could be? 0.99

02:24:16.000 I would lean towards training accident. 0.90

02:24:18.000 Because I think it is very possible that their training was not...

02:24:22.000 Who knows?

02:24:23.000 Who knows if they implemented it correctly, if they planned it correctly.

02:24:27.000 But it could also be a murder. 0.99

02:24:28.000 Who the fuck knows? 0.99

02:24:29.000 But what I'm saying is that it is definitely possible that it was an accident. 0.99

02:24:35.000 Unless he's got wounds all over his body.

02:24:38.000 Like, they say terrible wounds all over his body.

02:24:40.000 Like, what if they're using an object?

02:24:41.000 They're beating him with something?

02:24:43.000 I don't know what they were doing.

02:24:44.000 We need to send them to... 0.98

02:24:45.000 Oh, your boy!

02:24:47.000 So, I told you, I met Bert...

02:24:50.000 Soren?

02:24:51.000 Soren. 1.00

02:24:52.000 And he introduced me to a motherfucker that did... 0.99

02:24:55.000 He does this stuff called RPR. Have you heard of that? 0.99

02:24:59.000 PRP? PRP. Yes.

02:25:01.000 It's called platelet-rich plasma.

02:25:03.000 No, no, no, it's RPR. Different thing?

02:25:06.000 No, no, no, it's RPR. It's something reset.

02:25:12.000 Where's that video?

02:25:12.000 Was it on someone's story or something?

02:25:14.000 I saw it.

02:25:14.000 It was me.

02:25:15.000 It was on Bert's story of me.

02:25:16.000 What is... 1.00

02:25:17.000 Fuck, I forget what the... 1.00

02:25:19.000 Fuck, he's going to be pissed at me. 1.00

02:25:20.000 No, RPR, but basically he... 1.00

02:25:23.000 It's basically like...

02:25:24.000 I don't even know how to explain it.

02:25:25.000 It's like bro yoga.

02:25:30.000 Like Dallas Diamond Page Yoga?

02:25:32.000 Reflexive Performance Reset.

02:25:34.000 Okay, yeah.

02:25:34.000 So I told him that I hurt my shoulder a few years ago throwing axes.

02:25:39.000 And it's been hurting and hurting.

02:25:41.000 That's a manly way to hurt your shoulder.

02:25:42.000 It is, it is, right?

02:25:43.000 And he was like, okay, put your arm out like this here.

02:25:49.000 And when I push on it, try to push back.

02:25:52.000 And he pushed on it.

02:25:53.000 And then he was like, this is going to hurt. 0.99

02:25:57.000 And when he figured out where the pain was, he held up my arm and he like dug under here, like deep into, like it hurt like a motherfucker. 0.99

02:26:06.000 And because he's like, this tendon connects to here and connects to there. 0.99

02:26:11.000 And like, so he dug into my shoulder and all that shit. 0.99

02:26:14.000 And then he did it again. 1.00

02:26:15.000 And I fucked. 1.00

02:26:16.000 And then he, like, it worked. 1.00

02:26:17.000 And my shit stopped hurting. 0.99

02:26:18.000 So you had like an impingement or something? 0.99

02:26:21.000 Um, I... Yeah, I think I had an impingement a long time ago and it turned into a scar tissue and I was compensating for it.

02:26:29.000 And you know how it is, like, if you spend a long time You know, sitting wrong and you're not working out and this muscle gets weak and it's connected to this and connected to that. 0.88

02:26:39.000 It's like you can have a pain in your lower back that's really from some shit in your neck. 0.92

02:26:43.000 And so that's what he does. 0.98

02:26:45.000 He like figures out where it's actually coming from. 0.99

02:26:47.000 And he fucking, he digs in. 0.99

02:26:49.000 So basically he equated it to like acupuncture. 0.99

02:26:53.000 There's certain, I forget the term.

02:26:55.000 Pressure points.

02:26:57.000 There's certain clumps of fascia on the top layer of your muscle.

02:27:01.000 And you can separate them. 0.99

02:27:02.000 Yeah, he breaks that shit up and it hurts like a month. 0.99

02:27:05.000 And I got other people to do it. 0.99

02:27:08.000 They didn't believe me at first.

02:27:10.000 That's kind of one of the principles of rolfing, the idea behind rolfing.

02:27:13.000 It's like heavy manipulation of tissue.

02:27:15.000 It's really painful.

02:27:17.000 It's like a kind of massage, but they use tools sometimes, and they use elbows, and they just dig apart your tissue.

02:27:22.000 I used to go to this guy who was a rolfer, and I went to him for a while until he told me that Bruce Lee beat 100 men in competition once.

02:27:30.000 I was like, what are you talking about, man?

02:27:32.000 He's like, you know, he was explaining to me, like, he didn't know that I'm a martial arts guy, so I'm telling him about, maybe he did, but anyway, I'm telling him about my injury, and he's helping me with my injury, but then he gives me some nonsense about how Bruce Lee was once in a martial arts match with a hundred different individuals,

02:27:48.000 and he beat them all because he had full control of his mind and his body.

02:27:52.000 I go, what?

02:27:53.000 What?

02:27:54.000 I let you touch me? 0.99

02:27:55.000 Like you're a crazy person practicing voodoo on me. 0.80

02:27:58.000 But manipulating like with like heavy-duty deep tissue massage and rolfing.

02:28:02.000 I mean, I don't think rolfing is bad.

02:28:03.000 I think this guy was kind of kooky.

02:28:04.000 But rolfing itself is very effective. 0.99

02:28:07.000 Like sometimes you need the kind of massage that fucking hurts. 0.99

02:28:11.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

02:28:11.000 That's what I need. 0.99

02:28:12.000 That's what I'm going to get, too.

02:28:13.000 You know what you should do?

02:28:14.000 It's a really good thing if you have access to a chin-up bar.

02:28:17.000 A really good thing for your shoulders is just hang.

02:28:20.000 Hanging is one of the best things.

02:28:23.000 It's really good for your shoulders because most of the time our shoulders are just getting compacted all the time.

02:28:29.000 You're pushing things and it's like pushed against this.

02:28:31.000 You're sleeping on it.

02:28:32.000 You need it to stretch out.

02:28:34.000 And sometimes all that impingement can all be fixed just by hanging from a chin-up bar.

02:28:39.000 You don't have to even do chin-ups.

02:28:40.000 Just hang from it.

02:28:41.000 Do as long as you can.

02:28:42.000 Ten seconds, whatever.

02:28:43.000 Build your way up.

02:28:44.000 But there's a whole bunch of videos on YouTube that are dedicated to the values of hanging from chin-up bars.

02:28:51.000 One of my favorite things you've got in there is that inversion table.

02:28:54.000 That's really good, too.

02:28:55.000 I weigh too much for it now, I think.

02:28:56.000 The best one is the one that hinges at the waist.

02:28:58.000 It's called the Dex 3. I never heard of that.

02:29:01.000 I'll show it to you.

02:29:02.000 It's out there. 1.00

02:29:03.000 That one's the shit. 1.00

02:29:04.000 It hinges at the waist instead of hanging from your ankles. 1.00

02:29:07.000 That one's the best because the other one is really good, but you're kind of holding yourself with your leg muscles.

02:29:13.000 This one, it's all just your waist.

02:29:16.000 So you're sitting with all of your weight, essentially.

02:29:19.000 It's almost like a leg curl type setup.

02:29:22.000 And your back goes pop, pop, pop.

02:29:24.000 I need that.

02:29:25.000 We got one here.

02:29:26.000 I'll show it to you right now.

02:29:27.000 I'm buying it.

02:29:28.000 I'm in my house.

02:29:29.000 It's called a Teeter Dex 3?

02:29:32.000 Dex 2. Teeter Dex 2. Teeter been in the game for a minute.

02:29:34.000 It's the shit. 1.00

02:29:35.000 That thing is the shit. 1.00

02:29:37.000 I recommend that to everybody. 1.00

02:29:39.000 The other one's good too.

02:29:40.000 But I think that one is particularly good.

02:29:42.000 Yeah, because would you agree?

02:29:44.000 Flexibility is probably the most...

02:29:48.000 Underrated fitness parameter.

02:29:50.000 It's very important.

02:29:51.000 Range of motion.

02:29:52.000 Yeah.

02:29:52.000 I would put two of them together.

02:29:54.000 Range of motion is flexibility.

02:29:56.000 Flexibility is range of motion.

02:29:57.000 Because if you have more flexibility, you have more range of motion.

02:30:00.000 But there's certain things in certain people, they're bound up.

02:30:04.000 They're bound up in their neck and their back.

02:30:06.000 If you stretched out, you would have more pliability, be more supple.

02:30:10.000 I need that.

02:30:10.000 I've always had that.

02:30:13.000 Everybody in my family, we all got necks like this. 0.99

02:30:16.000 If I purposely was trying to kill myself by just eating fucking cake 24-7, my neck would still be like this. 1.00

02:30:26.000 We all are built like we fucking... 1.00

02:30:28.000 Like wrestlers. 0.99

02:30:29.000 Yeah.

02:30:29.000 My whole family.

02:30:31.000 And so I just...

02:30:35.000 I ignored flexibility and range of motion for so long.

02:30:39.000 Yeah, you can't ignore that.

02:30:40.000 No.

02:30:40.000 For longevity and just for overall health, you should really concentrate on those things.

02:30:44.000 I ain't trying to be one of those old people that's got a fucking tiptoe everywhere. 1.00

02:30:48.000 Or you can't bend over to tie your own shoes. 0.99

02:30:50.000 Yeah.

02:30:50.000 Or you start wearing slippers.

02:30:52.000 Or your ACL just goes in the swimming pool.

02:30:54.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:30:54.000 Or you just putting on shoes one day and you fucking lose an MCL. Fuck that. 0.99

02:31:00.000 It's a horrible video of this fucking old dude who was... 1.00

02:31:05.000 I'll send it to you, Jamie, because I saved it. 1.00

02:31:07.000 This fucking old dude was walking on, like, a walker. 0.98

02:31:11.000 He was, like, really old. 1.00

02:31:13.000 And in the middle of him walking, this fucking bull comes up behind him and just jacks him for no reason. 0.99

02:31:21.000 It's horrific. 1.00

02:31:22.000 Have you seen it?

02:31:25.000 No, I haven't seen it.

02:31:26.000 I'm gonna find it, Jamie.

02:31:27.000 You got it?

02:31:28.000 Oh, it's so sad. 1.00

02:31:29.000 Watch this shit. 1.00

02:31:30.000 This dude's so old. 1.00

02:31:31.000 Karma?

02:31:32.000 Nope, that's not even the one.

02:31:33.000 I'll find it.

02:31:34.000 I know I saved it.

02:31:36.000 Man.

02:31:38.000 Yo, have you seen...

02:31:39.000 Have you seen the one of the elephant?

02:31:42.000 Which one of the elephant? 0.99

02:31:44.000 The elephant, he fucking... 1.00

02:31:46.000 He kills this lady. 1.00

02:31:48.000 Oof. 0.98

02:31:48.000 And then he comes back to her funeral and violates her corpse. 0.98

02:31:52.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:31:54.000 Yeah, he, uh...

02:31:55.000 Hold on, I'll send it to you.

02:31:56.000 I can't find this.

02:31:57.000 I thought I had it.

02:31:58.000 He, uh...

02:32:00.000 Trello.

02:32:02.000 Yes.

02:32:03.000 God, I swore I saved that video.

02:32:10.000 Which one?

02:32:11.000 Oh yeah, that's it.

02:32:12.000 Oh.

02:32:12.000 What does he do?

02:32:14.000 So the elephant trampled a woman to death.

02:32:17.000 Go back to that so I can read it.

02:32:19.000 Trampled a woman to death at the Raipal village in Odisha on June 9. The herd attacked the village again when she was being taken for cremation the same evening.

02:32:31.000 Oh. 1.00

02:32:32.000 Yeah, they came back for that bitch. 1.00

02:32:34.000 They came back. 1.00

02:32:34.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:32:35.000 She did something to that motherfucker. 1.00

02:32:37.000 Perhaps. 1.00

02:32:38.000 Like, most people fucking with animals. 0.99

02:32:40.000 I mean, sometimes it's unfortunate you don't realize you stumbled onto somebody's nest or something. 0.99

02:32:45.000 Right. 0.98

02:32:45.000 But sometimes it's because, like, you're fucking with the wrong animal. 0.98

02:32:49.000 Oh, Snoop had it on his page. 0.98

02:32:50.000 Here, Jamie, I'll send it to you.

02:32:51.000 I found it.

02:32:57.000 Alright, I'm Bluetoothing it to you right now.

02:33:00.000 There you go.

02:33:01.000 This is rough.

02:33:02.000 Let's look at this. 0.99

02:33:03.000 Imagine this, you live your whole life, you're in a fucking walker, and then boom. 0.99

02:33:07.000 That's it. 0.99

02:33:08.000 Watch this. 1.00

02:33:11.000 Oh, fuck! 1.00

02:33:13.000 Fuck, indeed. 1.00

02:33:14.000 I mean, you have no idea it's coming, and then all of a sudden, the end. 1.00

02:33:17.000 Is that an old woman? 1.00

02:33:18.000 That's an old woman, I think. 1.00

02:33:19.000 It might be an old man. 0.70

02:33:20.000 It's hard to tell.

02:33:21.000 But that's the end.

02:33:23.000 100% the end.

02:33:24.000 If it was on Big Beast's page, she'd be okay.

02:33:27.000 What's that mean?

02:33:28.000 She's okay.

02:33:30.000 She is? 0.92

02:33:30.000 Oh, oh. 0.92

02:33:31.000 That's a joke.

02:33:32.000 Everybody's okay.

02:33:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:33:33.000 You said Big Beast.

02:33:34.000 The Black Beast.

02:33:35.000 Yeah.

02:33:36.000 I'm sorry, yeah.

02:33:36.000 I was like, what are you talking about?

02:33:37.000 I thought you were talking about- I think I said it wrong.

02:33:39.000 I didn't know which thing I said it wrong.

02:33:40.000 I thought you were saying Mr. Beast.

02:33:41.000 I didn't know what you were saying.

02:33:42.000 Because see, I always get- See, the part that really hurt right there was the fact that She might have been fine if she didn't have the walker. 1.00

02:33:50.000 No, she was fucked. 1.00

02:33:51.000 But that joint, it hit her right with the pussy bone? 1.00

02:33:54.000 She was going flying. 1.00

02:33:55.000 Yeah?

02:33:56.000 She was going flying no matter what.

02:33:58.000 Yeah, because you're already at the point where you need the walker.

02:34:00.000 Yeah, she was going flying.

02:34:02.000 And she's landing on her head, too.

02:34:04.000 That's how the universe decided to take her out. 0.96

02:34:06.000 Just a random wild bull.

02:34:07.000 Oh, you think she's dead?

02:34:07.000 Oh, yeah.

02:34:08.000 Oh, wow.

02:34:09.000 Look how old she is. 1.00

02:34:11.000 Dude, she flipped up in the air and landed headfirst on the concrete. 1.00

02:34:14.000 That's a wrap.

02:34:16.000 Yeah.

02:34:17.000 I mean, I'm not sure.

02:34:18.000 And then the legs landed on top of the walker. 0.98

02:34:20.000 It didn't look good.

02:34:21.000 It didn't, yeah.

02:34:22.000 All right.

02:34:23.000 We got a show in less than an hour.

02:34:24.000 So let's wrap this up.

02:34:25.000 Let's do it. 1.00

02:34:25.000 Brian Simpson, you're the fucking man. 1.00

02:34:27.000 Thank you. 1.00

02:34:27.000 Tell everybody about your Netflix special. 1.00

02:34:28.000 It's available.

02:34:29.000 Netflix special.

02:34:30.000 I also have an interview with David Letterman on Netflix called That's My Time.

02:34:34.000 I also have a hit podcast, BS with Brian Simpson.

02:34:37.000 I also have tour dates coming up at briansimpsoncomedy.com.

02:34:39.000 Go check it out.

02:34:40.000 Bye, everybody.

02:34:41.000 Bye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - June 30, 2022

Joe Rogan Experience #1838 - Brian Simpson

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