The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #240 - Aubrey Marcus

00:00:04.000 I never know how to start these.

00:00:06.000 I never know how it should start.

00:00:08.000 It's weird sometimes you do that breathing thing lately.

00:00:11.000 Like you're getting excited.

00:00:12.000 It's me relaxed.

00:00:13.000 Traumatic breathing.

00:00:16.000 It's in through the nose, folks.

00:00:18.000 And then out to the mouth, relaxing.

00:00:22.000 That's how you're supposed to breathe.

00:00:23.000 That's something you taught me with comedy.

00:00:26.000 A lot of times I catch myself doing that and I hear you in the back of my head just like breathe in and breathe out.

00:00:30.000 Breathe in, deep breaths.

00:00:31.000 And I'm like, wow, it really does work. 0.99

00:00:33.000 You could get stuck on stage without any air where you fucked up and didn't plan your breaths. 1.00

00:00:38.000 And then people are staring at you going, why the fuck should we be paying attention to you, stupid? 1.00

00:00:43.000 Oh, so you've done that before where you can't even finish a sentence. 1.00

00:00:46.000 You're like...

00:00:46.000 Oh yeah, here we go.

00:00:48.000 Even fairly recently timed it badly, you know, where I pulled it off, but it's like, yikes.

00:00:53.000 Very close to not.

00:00:55.000 Anyway, the Joe Rogan Experience is brought to you by Onnit.com.

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00:01:17.000 So we got a lot of good shit coming with Onnit.com and some stuff that we're actually going to talk about on the podcast.

00:01:23.000 But if you're interested in any of this stuff, I always encourage anyone who's interested in the topic of nootropics to Google it. 0.92

00:01:30.000 Go and Google it.

00:01:31.000 Read all the pros and the cons.

00:01:33.000 And know this, if there's anything that we're selling on this show, anything, whether it's...

00:01:39.000 You know, whether I'm telling you that I support Alienware computers because they support MMA, whether it's the fleshlight, whether it's anything that we sell on the show. 0.93

00:01:49.000 We only sell some shit that's legit. 0.92

00:01:51.000 And I personally am a huge fan of vitamins and nutrients. 0.99

00:01:58.000 Taking care of your body.

00:01:59.000 Meanwhile, I just ate a sausage sub.

00:02:01.000 Dude. 1.00

00:02:02.000 Stupid sausage. 1.00

00:02:03.000 I had to say Wendy's. 1.00

00:02:05.000 Cavaletta's is so awesome. 0.92

00:02:07.000 There's a deli in Canoga Park that's so fucking old school Italian and they had a sausage sub and I couldn't pass. 1.00

00:02:13.000 But for the most part I eat healthy. 0.99

00:02:15.000 I will punish myself for that and I won't allow myself for anything shit for days and days. 0.98

00:02:20.000 That looked worth it though. 0.99

00:02:21.000 It was a little bit worth it.

00:02:23.000 It's a little worth it.

00:02:23.000 I believe in cheat days, man.

00:02:25.000 But I believe you should earn those bitches. 1.00

00:02:27.000 And for the most part, you should be eating healthy. 1.00

00:02:29.000 Healthy as fuck, you dirty freaks. 1.00

00:02:33.000 So that's what these nootropics are all about. 1.00

00:02:37.000 It's all about increasing your brain's ability to produce neurotransmitters.

00:02:41.000 Is that the best way to describe it?

00:02:42.000 That would be it.

00:02:44.000 Yep.

00:02:44.000 And Aubrey and I both have had a tremendous amount of experience taking these things long before we ever became involved in selling them and distributing them.

00:02:54.000 There's a bunch of different formulas out there.

00:02:56.000 A lot of them are good.

00:02:57.000 I think ours is the best.

00:02:58.000 And if you want to try it and give it a shot, the first 30 pills, we have a 100% money back guarantee.

00:03:05.000 So you don't even have to return the product.

00:03:07.000 You don't like it.

00:03:07.000 You get your money back.

00:03:09.000 We're that confident that it's that good.

00:03:11.000 We're that confident that you're going to love it and you're going to get hooked on it and you're going to be like me.

00:03:14.000 I didn't take any before the show.

00:03:16.000 Give me the bag.

00:03:16.000 Quickly!

00:03:18.000 I panic. 1.00

00:03:19.000 I panic that you find out how stupid I am without pot and alpha brain. 1.00

00:03:24.000 I couldn't work. 1.00

00:03:25.000 I couldn't work.

00:03:26.000 I could work, but I wouldn't be very good.

00:03:27.000 He's become an addict.

00:03:28.000 I wouldn't be the same, ladies and gentlemen.

00:03:30.000 I wouldn't be the same.

00:03:31.000 Once you get used to those heightened levels of neurotransmitters.

00:03:34.000 Yeah, man.

00:03:36.000 I'm really addicted to weed when it comes to writing.

00:03:39.000 I'm telling you. 1.00

00:03:40.000 I sit down and try to write without weed and then I just go, what the fuck are you doing, stupid? 1.00

00:03:43.000 Did you read the new studies about weed? 1.00

00:03:44.000 What about it?

00:03:45.000 That was released yesterday.

00:03:48.000 Again, they went through it and there's no signs of it being dangerous to your body or anything at all.

00:03:55.000 The LD50 rate is 1500 pounds.

00:03:58.000 You know what that means?

00:03:59.000 That means lethal dose at 50% of the humans. 1.00

00:04:02.000 It means it would kill the weak bitches. 1.00

00:04:04.000 So you'd have to smoke 1,500 pounds to kill the weak bitches. 1.00

00:04:07.000 Guess what? 1.00

00:04:08.000 You're not killing Joey Diaz with 1,500 pounds.

00:04:10.000 Joey Diaz laughs at your 1,500 pounds. 1.00

00:04:12.000 You give him 1,500 pounds of weed and he'll just be running around naked, screaming at people, you cocksucker, you think you're going to kill me that easy? 1.00

00:04:20.000 That's not going to kill him. 1.00

00:04:22.000 1,500 pounds.

00:04:23.000 Unless you dropped it out of a CIA drug plane. 1.00

00:04:26.000 It landed on his fucking head. 1.00

00:04:27.000 That's the only way to kill him. 1.00

00:04:28.000 Blood force trauma is the only way to kill Joey with weed. 1.00

00:04:31.000 The only way.

00:04:32.000 Alright, ladies and gentlemen. 0.99

00:04:33.000 Our pal Aubrey is back from the fucking jungles of Peru with another ayahuasca adventure. 0.98

00:04:39.000 We're going to get deep. 0.98

00:04:41.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.

00:04:43.000 Train by day.

00:04:44.000 Joe Rogan Podcast by night.

00:04:46.000 All day.

00:04:49.000 That still is one of the proudest moments in my life.

00:04:52.000 Hearing Nick Diaz say that, train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night.

00:04:56.000 That was one of the happiest I've ever been as an adult. 0.97

00:04:59.000 That was like right up there with fucking anything else that's ever made me happy. 0.99

00:05:04.000 That was so killer. 0.99

00:05:06.000 So you're back, dude.

00:05:08.000 I'm back.

00:05:09.000 How many times a year are you trying to do these intense psychedelic experiences?

00:05:14.000 Well, you know, after this last experience, I kind of got the message that, you know, there wasn't too much left for me to explore in this.

00:05:21.000 But, you know, I kind of see myself as an adventurer, you know, coming back, getting knowledge and taking it back and sharing it.

00:05:27.000 When you say that not too much left, like, I always feel like if I do it too much, that I'm not absorbing what's happening.

00:05:35.000 I always feel like if I have too many experiences in a row, like two or three in a couple of months, I feel like I'm just playing.

00:05:42.000 I'm just riding a ride.

00:05:44.000 I'm getting scared.

00:05:46.000 It takes a long time for the big ones to make sense to me.

00:05:50.000 Yeah, I think there's a certain amount of information that needs to kind of accumulate, and you need to get farther off track for your experience to be really...

00:05:58.000 Well, that's what the people say that are real skeptics.

00:06:00.000 They'll say, what information?

00:06:02.000 What has anybody ever brought back?

00:06:05.000 There is some anecdotal evidence that some things have been discovered while on LSD, and supposedly Francis Crick on his dying deathbed said that LSD was...

00:06:17.000 Discovered the DNA molecule, yeah.

00:06:18.000 But you know what, man? 1.00

00:06:20.000 Fucking... 1.00

00:06:20.000 On my deathbed, somebody might say I turned Christian, you know? 1.00

00:06:23.000 You're fucking dying, man. 1.00

00:06:24.000 You just might be making shit up. 1.00

00:06:25.000 You know, he's crazy. 1.00

00:06:26.000 He's dying. 0.99

00:06:27.000 I mean, why is a deathbed worth anything, you know?

00:06:29.000 I mean, deathbed, she'd be like, don't listen to that, dude. 0.98

00:06:32.000 He's fucking freaking out right now. 1.00

00:06:33.000 He's dying. 1.00

00:06:34.000 Why did you decide to make up some shit about LSD and the DNA model? 1.00

00:06:37.000 Oh, it's fucking whatever. 1.00

00:06:39.000 I was dying. 1.00

00:06:40.000 I was tripping my balls off. 0.98

00:06:42.000 Like...

00:06:42.000 But what have you, like, is there like one thing that you could, like, if someone said, what do you ever bring back?

00:06:48.000 Is there one thing that you could say?

00:06:50.000 I can give you three things from this last experience that were pretty poignant life lessons that were told to me just directly, flat out, that I think will help me for the rest of my life.

00:07:00.000 I mean, actual concrete things.

00:07:02.000 This was a very different experience, and I don't know if I should just go from the start or kind of hop into the middle here.

00:07:07.000 For the folks who don't know, Aubrey had a recent one.

00:07:11.000 It was about, what is it, six months ago?

00:07:12.000 The last one?

00:07:13.000 Well, the Iboga was six months ago, and then the last trip to Peru was a full year ago.

00:07:17.000 So this was the anniversary of that first epic trip down to the jungle.

00:07:22.000 In the first epic trip, you went with the same guy, the guy they call the dragon.

00:07:25.000 The dragon, yeah.

00:07:26.000 And you had some insane visions, and you communicated with flotillas of snakes.

00:07:31.000 Right.

00:07:32.000 What was it like?

00:07:33.000 Yeah, I mean, the second experience I had, the first one was just basically coming to terms with my own mortal death.

00:07:39.000 I mean, every possible way I could die, snakes eating out my organs, sliding down vines of thorns, every possible way that I could confront my death, I had to go through.

00:07:48.000 Sliding down vines of thorns?

00:07:50.000 It was even telling me, it was like, your body is riddled with cancer. 0.98

00:07:53.000 You're going to die as soon as you get back.

00:07:55.000 And I was like, oh, that was the one that got me, actually.

00:07:57.000 The thorns and the snakes eating me and actually the insects burrowing in my skin and exploding.

00:08:02.000 All of that stuff.

00:08:03.000 I was like, alright, I'm cool with that.

00:08:04.000 Like, I can get over that.

00:08:05.000 But then it was like, your body's riddled with cancer and you're going to die.

00:08:08.000 And at that point, I had... 1.00

00:08:09.000 What a dick. 1.00

00:08:10.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:08:11.000 But at that point, I had to be like, okay, you know, if this is the end, so be it.

00:08:16.000 And as soon as that happened...

00:08:17.000 I could feel, you know, the medicine just kind of draw me back down into the ground and a deep sense of peace and a kind of conquering of a fear of suffering that I had.

00:08:25.000 So you had to just figure out how to let go of the idea that you're going to die, which really is the one thing that fucks with almost everybody.

00:08:31.000 Yeah.

00:08:31.000 It's the number one pervasive fear.

00:08:33.000 Yeah.

00:08:34.000 I've had that conversation yesterday with my four-year-old.

00:08:38.000 It's very strange when they start to be aware that, you know, that people will cease to exist.

00:08:42.000 Yeah.

00:08:43.000 That's a tough one.

00:08:43.000 So that's why they call it the vine of death, actually.

00:08:45.000 It's one of the reasons is because Ayahuasca is one of the first things it's going to do.

00:08:49.000 It's going to make you confront your death.

00:08:50.000 And if you're not ready for that, you'll fight that, and you'll battle with that until the end.

00:08:55.000 But you've got to just kind of get past that first step.

00:08:58.000 Fortunately, the first session I had the last time, a year ago, got me through that.

00:09:02.000 And then the next one, I was just brought to what the shamans call the eighth dimension, they call it out there.

00:09:07.000 That's just the paradigm that they use.

00:09:08.000 But it was just this unbelievably lucid place where I had to get me there.

00:09:13.000 I had a flotilla drawing smoke out of me, and then I had another one that was shooting a beam of light under my tongue.

00:09:20.000 Under your tongue?

00:09:21.000 Yeah.

00:09:22.000 It was the weirdest thing.

00:09:23.000 I've since had some people say, You know, there's some yogic practices where you absorb something or another underneath your tongue.

00:09:30.000 But I knew none of that now.

00:09:31.000 And I don't know if I necessarily subscribed to that even after reading it.

00:09:34.000 But there is some kind of literature about underneath the tongue.

00:09:37.000 But I just did it instinctively.

00:09:38.000 And this beam of light just goes piercing through my tongue.

00:09:41.000 Yeah.

00:09:41.000 I wonder if it's because of sublingual drugs.

00:09:47.000 Yeah, it's a very strong absorption site.

00:09:50.000 It's like the easiest way to absorb directly into your bloodstream, so it's kind of an odd thing for me to do without thinking about it.

00:09:57.000 After that happened, I just burst into this other dimension.

00:10:00.000 And from that dimension, I could see people that I wanted to see.

00:10:03.000 I could scan my body.

00:10:05.000 I could look towards the future, towards business, towards anything.

00:10:08.000 And everything was just perfectly lucid in this universe that didn't change no matter which direction I looked at.

00:10:13.000 And it was an incredibly profound, life-changing experience in the last sessions.

00:10:19.000 Did it seem, when you were looking at the world and all the different aspects of your world, did it seem like something you're creating in your mind?

00:10:27.000 No.

00:10:28.000 It really didn't at this time.

00:10:30.000 And I've had some psilocybin experiences and some other different experiences that seem very much like an exploration on a ride through my own subconscious.

00:10:40.000 Like going through the dream state, processing bad emotions, bad feelings.

00:10:45.000 But something particular about the DMT experience and the Iboga experience transcends that kind of feeling like you're on a ride through dreamland, you know, that really is your own mind.

00:10:55.000 It felt completely different because I was so lucid.

00:10:59.000 I was so able to just navigate through a different space where only the shaman was sharing that space.

00:11:04.000 The rest of the people around me We're just these spindles of light that I could kind of see through.

00:11:08.000 And I had full options to do whatever I want.

00:11:10.000 I even ran back to my cabin and shot a little video where I looked really kind of weird and a little bit freaked out.

00:11:16.000 But I was like, I had to capture that moment because I was worried that I was going to forget it.

00:11:20.000 So you got a video of you talking about what you just experienced?

00:11:23.000 Or were you experiencing it currently while you were in the video?

00:11:25.000 I was experiencing it currently.

00:11:26.000 So I turned the camera on myself and I was like, You know, this is me.

00:11:30.000 I hate to mention it's a space of infinite possibilities and I'll show you there or something like that.

00:11:35.000 But I had such freedom to just do whatever I wanted in that.

00:11:39.000 It seems almost impossible to me that that was generated by my own mind.

00:11:44.000 So what do you think it is then?

00:11:46.000 It is generated by your own mind interacting with a drug.

00:11:50.000 But does that drug act as a doorway to the new experience?

00:11:54.000 I think it does.

00:11:55.000 I think what DMT does is it opens up the other dimensional realms where there's knowledge and information that wants to come and access your brain.

00:12:06.000 You want to receive information from those other dimensions and how it comes to you is generally There's a translation gap.

00:12:13.000 There's no Rosetta Stone there, so it comes through generally as pictures, and these pictures can often be very confusing, but it's Really trying to translate information that your brain wants to get access to.

00:12:25.000 And the only way it knows how to do that is to show you pictures.

00:12:27.000 So you explore these pictures and find answers from what I believe is either the collective unconsciousness of all people or another dimension that's even higher, that's beyond people, that transcends people, that's a wisdom older than people.

00:12:42.000 And I think that's kind of where you're accessing this information.

00:12:45.000 I think there's also some component of your own mind and consciousness, but I think DMT in particular is a pretty unique molecule that really allows access from some other spaces that are non-self-generated. 0.96

00:13:00.000 It certainly seems like that when you're doing it, but nobody knows what the fuck that really is. 0.95

00:13:04.000 What are you doing over there, Brian? 0.97

00:13:05.000 Looking up cat pictures.

00:13:07.000 Okay, let's not do that while the podcast is on.

00:13:09.000 It's very distracting.

00:13:10.000 I'm looking at you on the screen. 0.99

00:13:13.000 If you want to look up cat pictures, just stretch us out so you don't have to be looking like a fucking weirdo cat stalker in the corner. 0.95

00:13:23.000 When you take it and you have that feeling, though, do you think it's possible that that feeling is just a drug interacting with your mind? 0.96

00:13:29.000 Because that's what the skeptic would say, right?

00:13:31.000 Sure.

00:13:31.000 It's certainly possible.

00:13:33.000 I mean, how can you rule that out?

00:13:35.000 And actually, that's one of the things that...

00:13:37.000 And I'll get into that a little bit more in the second experience.

00:13:40.000 Because the second experience, this one I just got back from, I had actual encounters with allies.

00:13:45.000 Like, different beings that were talking to me.

00:13:48.000 And that's the first time that's ever happened.

00:13:49.000 Like the last time...

00:13:50.000 And they were giving you good advice?

00:13:52.000 Yeah.

00:13:52.000 Yeah, they were giving me good advice.

00:13:54.000 Do you think that that's possible, that that's like part of your personality?

00:13:57.000 That's definitely possible.

00:13:59.000 It's definitely possible.

00:14:00.000 You know what I mean?

00:14:00.000 Like there's like some area of your personality that subconsciously needed to get expressed.

00:14:05.000 And so what it's done is it's created a character.

00:14:08.000 Sure.

00:14:08.000 It's going to guide you.

00:14:09.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:14:10.000 Look, that's absolutely possible.

00:14:13.000 And I'm not playing devil's advocate.

00:14:14.000 I just really don't know.

00:14:16.000 It certainly has felt like when I've had DMT experiences that I wasn't in the same place as I am now.

00:14:22.000 I felt like I was in a new world.

00:14:24.000 And I definitely also was kind of tweaked by the fact that I was myself.

00:14:29.000 I wasn't drunk.

00:14:30.000 I wasn't stoned. 0.98

00:14:31.000 I wasn't myself tripping balls. 0.94

00:14:34.000 I was myself seeing something that was impossible.

00:14:37.000 It's a weird thing how that experience hits you where it doesn't change the way you feel physically, the way your mind works.

00:14:46.000 It doesn't change that. 0.97

00:14:48.000 It seems like a doorway, but I don't know what the fuck is really going on. 0.93

00:14:53.000 It's interesting, yeah. 0.93

00:14:54.000 So I'll tell the story of how I encountered these beings, and then we'll try and figure it out.

00:14:58.000 Because I had a lively debate.

00:14:59.000 I was actually down there with my friend Bodhi, and we had a lively debate.

00:15:02.000 He was on the camp that it was just parts of my own mind.

00:15:05.000 But for me, I wasn't quite sure.

00:15:06.000 It seemed like it was something different. 0.66

00:15:08.000 Well, I think that either or, to be confident in either or is silly.

00:15:11.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:13.000 Look, consciousness is created by chemicals, okay?

00:15:15.000 You need all these different chemicals in order for a human being to have a mind that's functioning.

00:15:20.000 And this consciousness of the human mind has manifested a physical reality that is almost impossible to imagine. 0.98

00:15:27.000 When you think of airplanes and the internet and television and fucking giant buildings and shit, these all come from chemicals. 0.99

00:15:34.000 Chemicals have produced chain reactions. 0.99

00:15:37.000 They've produced, they've set into motion a chain of events that have fucking eaten every fish out of the ocean, polluted everything, you know, figured out how to drop bombs that incinerate a half a million people at a time.

00:15:51.000 I mean, this has all come from chemicals.

00:15:53.000 So why would we be tripped out that the idea that you introduce a different chemical and you literally change dimensions?

00:15:59.000 Yeah. 0.70

00:16:00.000 I mean, the chemicals in this dimension have changed the shit out of this place.

00:16:05.000 And that has done it in the form and the manifestation of human consciousness.

00:16:09.000 Why wouldn't we think that another one that you add to human consciousness might elevate you to some different place?

00:16:14.000 Yeah, and that's what I think the real shame about all the drug laws that disallow these different explorations.

00:16:21.000 At this point, it's still such a small amount of people that are accessing this, that are able to research it.

00:16:27.000 The LeBron James of psychedelic tripping has not been discovered yet.

00:16:31.000 He's the person who can go out there and pick up information that's completely different and bring it back and solve some of these mysteries.

00:16:39.000 You've got to have a basketball court on every block to produce LeBron James.

00:16:43.000 You've got to have psychedelics legal to get enough people to get the The super, you know, the super explorer out there and have access to it.

00:16:52.000 Yeah, and I think also collectively we learn from each other's experiences.

00:16:56.000 I know that, you know, when I have had friends that have tripped and came back and had a different perspective on themselves, you know, just absorbing their story and absorbing their experience and then you have your experience compounded with The information that they kind of gave you about their experience, and it all builds up together. 0.97

00:17:14.000 When you're just by yourself alone in a fucking cabin in Vermont, and you're tripping your fucking balls off with nobody to talk to, you know? 0.93

00:17:21.000 What was that movie, Into the Wild? 0.99

00:17:25.000 Is that what it was?

00:17:25.000 Where the kid goes up to Alaska, and one of his big things is he realizes he can't have fun.

00:17:35.000 Unless he is with other people.

00:17:38.000 You can't enjoy your life unless you're with other people.

00:17:43.000 The idea of going out here.

00:17:44.000 Humans are social creatures.

00:17:45.000 You can't just be in Alaska and go, this is so beautiful.

00:17:49.000 I'm going to be so happy.

00:17:50.000 No, where is everybody?

00:17:52.000 Doesn't matter how many flashlights you have.

00:17:53.000 It's still not going to be fun.

00:17:54.000 Yeah.

00:17:55.000 There's a show that I've been watching lately.

00:17:57.000 It's called Mountain Men.

00:17:58.000 And it follows three different dudes, one in Alaska, one in Montana, and one in North Carolina. 0.99

00:18:03.000 And the guy in Alaska, man, this motherfucker is a trip. 0.96

00:18:08.000 This guy gets in a little float plane, and he takes off, and he flies three hours into the woods where there's no one. 0.99

00:18:17.000 And he gets there and goes to his cabin.

00:18:21.000 And when he goes to his cabin, then he has to take piece by piece his snowmobile.

00:18:25.000 He has to take the parts out and put them back together.

00:18:27.000 By the way, it's 30 below zero.

00:18:28.000 He has to put the parts in the daytime.

00:18:31.000 He has to put the parts on his snow machine together.

00:18:34.000 If there is a day, depending on what time you hear.

00:18:36.000 Yeah, and then he drives 24 miles on a snowmobile.

00:18:40.000 24 miles to check his string of traps.

00:18:43.000 And that's what he does every day.

00:18:44.000 He did it every day for months, and he made $4,000.

00:18:47.000 Yeah.

00:18:49.000 $4,000. 1.00

00:18:50.000 For doing, like, the hardest shit you've ever seen in your life. 0.99

00:18:53.000 This guy is, first of all, his trails will disappear because the snow will hit so fast. 1.00

00:18:58.000 By the time he tries to turn around and drive the trail back, you can't see what the fuck is going on. 0.76

00:19:02.000 So he hits logs and breaks his skis. 1.00

00:19:05.000 And he's like, if you get hurt out here, you're fucked. 0.99

00:19:07.000 Like, no, really? 1.00

00:19:08.000 You're three hours by plane into Alaska.

00:19:13.000 There's no one there.

00:19:15.000 No one. 1.00

00:19:16.000 And this fucking guy is driving around killing animals with these springy metal contraptions that snap their heads in. 1.00

00:19:23.000 And he takes their skins and sells them. 1.00

00:19:26.000 Whoa.

00:19:27.000 It's a hard man. 0.99

00:19:28.000 Meanwhile, the dude seems happy as fuck. 0.99

00:19:30.000 That's the crazy thing about it. 0.99

00:19:32.000 The guy seems so happy.

00:19:33.000 He seems like he's having a great time.

00:19:35.000 And, you know, we were talking earlier about people who are on antidepressants, like what number of people are on antidepressants and how weird it is when you're around someone who's loopy on antidepressants. 0.94

00:19:45.000 And you're like, I wonder how much of our brain is just fucking designed to be a hunter and gatherer. 0.95

00:19:52.000 And despite the fact that we've evolved way, way past that societally, the physical body is slow as shit to catch up to technology. 0.99

00:20:00.000 Yeah, for sure. 0.73

00:20:00.000 I read a book by Bertrand Russell called Conquest of Happiness, and he was a preeminent kind of 19th or 20th century philosopher. 0.73

00:20:07.000 And in that book, he describes...

00:20:10.000 Like a gardener that they had.

00:20:11.000 And this gardener, he said, was one of the examples of the happiest people he's ever seen.

00:20:15.000 And he lived in a very affluent kind of British society.

00:20:19.000 And he said one of the reasons his keys to happiness was every day he went out and his job was to hunt rabbits.

00:20:25.000 Because the rabbits would tear up the gardens. 0.86

00:20:27.000 So that was his daily challenge that he got to do. 1.00

00:20:30.000 And every morning he woke up and he was like, those goddamn rabbits, I'm gonna fucking get them. 0.99

00:20:35.000 And that for him was all he needed to every day have that challenge and have the ability to meet it and feel like he was making a difference. 0.99

00:20:43.000 That's what made him happy.

00:20:44.000 So similar to your mountain man, He goes out and he goes after those animals and he has that challenge against nature, challenge to catch the animals, and then come back and get it.

00:20:54.000 And I think that makes him happy.

00:20:55.000 But these people who have these jobs that feel like they're completely meaningless, like what are you doing?

00:21:00.000 What are you creating?

00:21:01.000 It's monotonous.

00:21:01.000 It's the same day.

00:21:02.000 It's not a challenge anymore.

00:21:03.000 You're just clocking in.

00:21:05.000 I think that makes it even more difficult to maintain happiness.

00:21:09.000 Well, everybody can't have the perfect life, unfortunately, for a society to work like this. 0.99

00:21:14.000 The only way to have a gigantic society the way we have here is there's a lot of people who have to do shit that sucks. 0.99

00:21:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:22.000 They have to.

00:21:23.000 And you get talked into thinking that, you know, you're going to get out of college.

00:21:27.000 All you need is just get a good job and you're going to be fine.

00:21:30.000 No.

00:21:31.000 No, you're not going to be fine.

00:21:32.000 You're not going to be fine.

00:21:33.000 For eight hours, you're going to be in pain every day.

00:21:36.000 It's not a lot of pain, but it's a mild pain.

00:21:39.000 It's the kind of pain that makes you shoot up a post office if you absorb it for 30 years.

00:21:44.000 That's what it is.

00:21:45.000 It's just mild pain.

00:21:46.000 Especially when you make the releases illegal.

00:21:49.000 If you're going to be in that kind of situation, there's a lot of people that are. 0.98

00:21:52.000 Well, if you do, you better get out and fucking camp on the weekends and go find nature again. 0.98

00:21:57.000 Because that's part of what I think is another key. 0.99

00:21:59.000 Probably why your mountain man is so happy.

00:22:01.000 Because he's connecting with the natural world, which I think is another big key. 0.99

00:22:04.000 So you better go out and fucking camp on the weekends. 0.95

00:22:06.000 And every 6 to 12 months, You know, I believe that a psychedelic reset can be extremely valuable, can kind of purge all of these kind of negative emotions that you felt. 0.99

00:22:16.000 And then you can kind of go do your job and check out and live for other things.

00:22:20.000 Live for your girlfriend, for your workout that you have at the end of that. 1.00

00:22:22.000 Live to get out of that fucking job. 1.00

00:22:24.000 Or bust your ass. 1.00

00:22:25.000 Get one that doesn't suck. 1.00

00:22:26.000 Read Pressfield's Turning Pro or War of Art and get the fuck out. 0.99

00:22:29.000 That's why ocean towns are so happy.

00:22:31.000 Every time you go to an ocean town, it's always happy and positive and people are happy.

00:22:36.000 That's because they're humbled by nature.

00:22:38.000 Yeah, they see it every day.

00:22:39.000 You're humbled by nature.

00:22:40.000 Yeah, I agree with that.

00:22:42.000 Mountain towns are like that too.

00:22:44.000 They're nice people because they're humbled by nature.

00:22:47.000 It's a different kind of humbling, the mountain towns, because it's the cold weather, sort of button down the hatches.

00:22:52.000 Do you guys need help changing your flat?

00:22:53.000 That kind of happy.

00:22:55.000 But the ocean towns are always laid back. 1.00

00:22:59.000 Because you just look out at that ocean and go, shut up, bitch. 1.00

00:23:02.000 Can't nothing be important. 1.00

00:23:04.000 Look at this.

00:23:04.000 Look at this crazy puddle of water we're in front of.

00:23:07.000 I tell you, man, San Diego is there for Comic-Con, and you were also so beautiful.

00:23:11.000 I did that one bridge, that humongous bridge that kind of goes around where it's just super high up.

00:23:18.000 It's blue water. 0.98

00:23:20.000 San Diego shits on LA. Get those negative ions off the water. 0.99

00:23:24.000 It's weird how the weed, you do feel that marijuana laws, or at least its tolerance, is completely different than what it is in Los Angeles.

00:23:32.000 Oh yeah, they have a really hard time putting up dispensers there.

00:23:35.000 They keep getting shut down.

00:23:36.000 And then the people that work the doors are all ex-military guys, so they enforce it more.

00:23:41.000 It's like you can see how it just spreads.

00:23:44.000 We could barely find a place to smoke a joint in San Diego near a comedy club.

00:23:49.000 At first, we were trying to go on the sidewalks and we got kicked off porches.

00:23:53.000 Yeah, it's a lot trickier than it is in LA. LA is so ridiculous right now. 0.98

00:23:58.000 It's like, folks who live in other parts of the world, you don't realize how suppressed you are. 0.96

00:24:03.000 You come to LA, and they keep talking about closing places down.

00:24:07.000 They target after the big places.

00:24:09.000 That's what they do.

00:24:10.000 They target after places like Oakstradam.

00:24:12.000 There's another place.

00:24:13.000 And the good thing about these big places is those guys generate enough money to fight it in court.

00:24:17.000 And so hopefully some good will come out of it.

00:24:20.000 But...

00:24:20.000 You have no idea how many there are.

00:24:22.000 You have no idea.

00:24:23.000 There's way more than there are Starbucks and McDonald's combined. 0.99

00:24:29.000 And when you hear the shit with the raids and stuff, if you look at the shit, like the why they got raided, it's because they were operating without a license. 0.99

00:24:37.000 Not all of them. 0.99

00:24:38.000 There's so many places that are just breaking the laws.

00:24:41.000 No, no.

00:24:42.000 That last one.

00:24:43.000 What Tommy Chong said is right.

00:24:45.000 The one in Long Beach where the cops stepped on the kid's neck. 1.00

00:24:50.000 That was fucked. 0.99

00:24:50.000 Yeah, they didn't have a license. 0.99

00:24:52.000 But the big ones they're getting, the DEA's going after them because they have a lot of cash.

00:24:57.000 That's one thing.

00:24:58.000 They're stealing their money.

00:24:59.000 They're going after them.

00:25:00.000 They take their pot and their money.

00:25:01.000 And good luck getting either one of them back. 1.00

00:25:03.000 And a year later, your pot's not worth anything anyway, stupid. 1.00

00:25:07.000 By the time you go through the legal bullshit, yeah, here's your pot. 1.00

00:25:10.000 By the way, most of it's probably already smoked. 1.00

00:25:13.000 The DEA probably smoked the shit out of your fucking weed. 1.00

00:25:16.000 They resold it and then reacquired it. 1.00

00:25:19.000 Well, Obama said that he was only going to go after people that were violating both state and federal law.

00:25:26.000 That's what they said at first, but they've since not lived up to that.

00:25:30.000 Because that Oaksterdam place wasn't violating state law.

00:25:34.000 They're just...

00:25:36.000 They gotta keep busy.

00:25:38.000 And it's an easy way to arrest people and not get shot.

00:25:41.000 Go try and raid the meth lab with such confidence. 1.00

00:25:46.000 You step into a fucking meth lab, dude. 1.00

00:25:48.000 You might get shanked. 1.00

00:25:49.000 There might be a dude hanging by his heels from the ceiling ready to drop on a cop because that's what he does because he's methed out all day and he's got a knife in his teeth.

00:25:59.000 Yeah, you don't want to do that.

00:26:00.000 Kicking in a meth lab is dangerous.

00:26:02.000 They'll throw a grenade at you and blow it up right in front of them. 1.00

00:26:04.000 They're fucking methed out. 1.00

00:26:05.000 They don't know what they're doing. 1.00

00:26:07.000 The cops, when they go and break out a medical marijuana store, it's like you might as well be arresting babies.

00:26:14.000 Nobody's fighting back. 1.00

00:26:16.000 Meanwhile, the cops are smashing the cameras and shit. 1.00

00:26:19.000 The whole thing's disgusting. 0.99

00:26:21.000 If this was a CVS pharmacy, right down the street, you would never think about doing that. 1.00

00:26:26.000 Meanwhile, those motherfuckers are dispensing Oxycontins on the regular. 1.00

00:26:30.000 People are coming in every day that are stone-cold opiate junkies. 1.00

00:26:34.000 And CVS is just keeping them alive, keeping them alive, and giving them bottles of pills.

00:26:41.000 And some of them they smash and snort, and some of them they smoke, and some of them they just take.

00:26:47.000 And meanwhile, the Manical Marijuana plays.

00:26:49.000 Get on the ground! 0.82

00:26:50.000 You have plants!

00:26:51.000 You guys have flowers!

00:26:53.000 I think the biggest problem is the reason why it's not already legal is you can't patent pot.

00:26:58.000 It's just too easy to grow.

00:26:59.000 Too many people could do it.

00:27:00.000 So they can't control it and they can't monetize it.

00:27:02.000 The corporations can't do it.

00:27:03.000 There's that for sure.

00:27:04.000 For sure.

00:27:05.000 I mean, there's no other...

00:27:07.000 You have to follow the money in all of these cases and there's just no other good reason. 0.98

00:27:10.000 Except, I guess, in some cases like Iboga and Ayahuasca, I mean, nobody's gonna do that shit for fun. 1.00

00:27:16.000 I mean, it sucks. 1.00

00:27:16.000 You're puking. 1.00

00:27:17.000 You're shitting. 0.99

00:27:18.000 You're like, it's a tough, tough experience. 0.99

00:27:20.000 It's like tomatoes.

00:27:21.000 Not everyone's growing tomatoes.

00:27:22.000 That's true too. 0.99

00:27:23.000 Even easy shit like tomatoes. 1.00

00:27:27.000 That shit's fast also. 1.00

00:27:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:30.000 Celery.

00:27:30.000 Grow some bamboo.

00:27:31.000 Grow your own bamboo. 1.00

00:27:33.000 Bamboo grows like a fucking inch a day. 1.00

00:27:35.000 It's constantly growing. 1.00

00:27:36.000 It grows fast as shit. 1.00

00:27:37.000 Nobody's growing bamboo. 1.00

00:27:38.000 Just make it cheaper.

00:27:39.000 It would be like being able to buy a pound for five bucks.

00:27:42.000 Well, the idea that you could be growing lettuce and I can come along and say, you can't grow lettuce. 0.74

00:27:48.000 If there was only two of us, that would be so ridiculous. 1.00

00:27:51.000 You're like, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:27:53.000 Get away from me. 1.00

00:27:54.000 I'm growing some lettuce.

00:27:56.000 If there was only two of us, it would be nuts.

00:27:57.000 But if there's 300 million of us, you can come up to me and say, you can't grow marijuana.

00:28:03.000 I'd be like, what are you talking about?

00:28:05.000 Why are you telling me what to do, ever?

00:28:07.000 Well, the only reason why it seems like you should be allowed to tell somebody what to do is when there's You represent some giant group of people.

00:28:16.000 Like, there's a bunch.

00:28:17.000 And so this bunch has decided they don't like you doing this.

00:28:20.000 And they haven't even decided it, by the way.

00:28:22.000 You know, it's like, what it is is a bunch of, a giant group of people who are making money from other things and are worried that you're gonna take away some of their profits with this plant that you want to grow.

00:28:35.000 So they go and they pay off the cops.

00:28:38.000 And they literally do.

00:28:39.000 They give them money.

00:28:40.000 And then they give politicians money. 0.91

00:28:42.000 They give it to them.

00:28:43.000 They give them millions of dollars.

00:28:44.000 And they say, we want to make sure that this position is supported.

00:28:49.000 And so they go out and they bust pot shops.

00:28:53.000 I mean, it's really that simple.

00:28:54.000 And even the male species of hemp, you know, we can't grow that.

00:28:59.000 I have to source our hemp for this new protein that we got from Canada.

00:29:02.000 And it comes in just the male species.

00:29:04.000 Yeah.

00:29:05.000 And it's, I mean, so easy to grow.

00:29:07.000 Sustainable for the soil.

00:29:08.000 You don't need pesticides.

00:29:09.000 The protein it produces is one of the most nutritious proteins for you at all.

00:29:13.000 The fibers you can use for clothes. 0.98

00:29:15.000 I mean, and it's illegal to fucking grow here. 0.96

00:29:18.000 It's incredible. 0.97

00:29:18.000 And it doesn't even fucking, it's not even psychoactive at all. 0.97

00:29:22.000 No, no. 0.96

00:29:22.000 It's illegal to grow a plant that doesn't even get you high because it's related to a plant that gets you high. 0.96

00:29:29.000 Yeah, that's food.

00:29:30.000 It's going to be even, I mean, you know, God forbid there's some kind of Hunger issue that comes from any kind of collapse or something like that. 0.94

00:29:37.000 But then you got a plant that's about the easiest motherfucker to grow that can feed people and clothe people. 1.00

00:29:42.000 And you're like, no, no, no, no. 0.98

00:29:43.000 We do not want that.

00:29:44.000 Because why?

00:29:45.000 Well, because its sister makes people high.

00:29:49.000 Makes people happy.

00:29:50.000 Meanwhile, they're selling Oxycontins by the truckload.

00:29:54.000 They got truck...

00:29:55.000 Passing each other on the highway.

00:29:58.000 Filled with Oxy's.

00:30:01.000 Everywhere you go.

00:30:02.000 Oxys, oxys.

00:30:03.000 What do you got there?

00:30:04.000 Nothing.

00:30:04.000 Just some pharmaceuticals.

00:30:05.000 I'm bringing a CVS. Go on your way.

00:30:08.000 Is that a roach in your fucking ashtray, boy? 1.00

00:30:11.000 They'll pull you out and beat you if you have a roach in your ashtray, but they'll look at your papers and go, what do you got, enough Oxycontin in there to kill a fucking country? 1.00

00:30:19.000 I always thought it would be a good skit by some enterprising pioneer to take a cop out to a cow pasture and find a magic mushroom that's growing in the cow pasture and walk with the cop and just find the exact point where it becomes illegal. 0.98

00:30:33.000 To touch something that's growing out of the ground.

00:30:35.000 Just bring him, come up to it, come close to it.

00:30:38.000 Is this illegal?

00:30:39.000 Is this illegal?

00:30:40.000 And then just touch it with your finger.

00:30:41.000 If you pluck it, do I own this now?

00:30:44.000 And now I'm a prisoner.

00:30:46.000 Can you pet it?

00:30:47.000 At what point does he smack you in the face and handcuff you?

00:30:50.000 If you pick it up by the turd.

00:30:53.000 Yeah, if you hold the whole turd.

00:30:54.000 Yeah, I'm not even touching it.

00:30:56.000 I've got a shovel.

00:30:59.000 Shoveling the turd.

00:31:00.000 I mean, just to find out.

00:31:01.000 I mean, it gets so absurd at that point, you know, when this natural substance becomes illegal.

00:31:06.000 They were legal in England until really recently. 0.58

00:31:11.000 But it's probably because Americans went there and took too many mushrooms and freaked the fuck out and ran down the street. 1.00

00:31:16.000 It's like, alright, we gotta stop this shit. 1.00

00:31:18.000 Maybe, or they just had too many good ideas, who knows. 0.99

00:31:21.000 Yeah, well, hopefully that was the reason.

00:31:23.000 Yeah, but I guess, you know, there's some, the two promising fields, there's some pretty good research coming out.

00:31:28.000 Johns Hopkins had that one on psilocybin, that was good.

00:31:30.000 MAPS is doing some good work, some other people are doing good work, but then the Church of Santa Dime won a big case For ayahuasca as a medical, I mean as a religious sacrament.

00:31:43.000 So that's kind of another angle that's kind of allowing some of these medicines to get in through a loophole.

00:31:49.000 Because you're allowed, I know the Native American church already got peyote approved. 1.00

00:31:52.000 And then this Church of Santo Daime, or either them or the EDV, I don't know.

00:31:56.000 I think it's the EDV. The EDV that did it.

00:31:59.000 Both are trying.

00:32:00.000 I think one succeeded, one's in the works.

00:32:02.000 It's something de vegetal.

00:32:04.000 How does the EDV, what is it?

00:32:05.000 Does it break down?

00:32:06.000 Something de vegetal.

00:32:07.000 Something like that, yeah.

00:32:08.000 For folks who don't know, what these are is they're Christian groups that are from Brazil, and they combine Christianity with ayahuasca.

00:32:18.000 It's a very strange sort of offshoot of religion.

00:32:21.000 They take really high-level psychedelic drugs, and they sing songs about Jesus.

00:32:27.000 I have a friend who went and said, it is crazy.

00:32:30.000 He said...

00:32:31.000 There was a shaman down in the area that we were at who does that, who combines, who blends Christianity with the traditional jungle beliefs of ayahuasca.

00:32:40.000 So the beings that he's talking to, sometimes it's spirit of mother ayahuasca or whatever, and other times it's straight sweet baby Jesus that he's trying to talk to, and that actually throws some people off.

00:32:52.000 I definitely prefer my shaman to be straight jungle beliefs rather than a Christian. 1.00

00:32:58.000 Well, that really begs the question then, what's going on?

00:33:02.000 What's going on?

00:33:03.000 Is Jesus real or is everything you can imagine real? 1.00

00:33:08.000 And is your imagination concocting all this shit? 0.99

00:33:12.000 And is the imagination sort of being underestimated or downplayed or maybe mischaracterized? 0.99

00:33:19.000 You know, we look at the imagination as something that creates some bullshit, something that's not real, something that creates things that are imaginary. 0.93

00:33:26.000 You're making it up. 0.97

00:33:27.000 They don't exist.

00:33:29.000 But maybe it's much more complicated than that.

00:33:32.000 Maybe the imagination is a reality-creating frequency.

00:33:37.000 Maybe it's something that actually...

00:33:41.000 I mean, out of the imagination comes everything, right?

00:33:44.000 That's true. 0.99

00:33:44.000 This fucking computer didn't exist until somebody imagined it and then made it. 0.99

00:33:49.000 It also could be that these are really archetypal forces. 0.99

00:33:53.000 So, like, if you're talking about, you know, St. George or St. Michael or Jesus...

00:33:57.000 You're just basically giving a name to a spiritual force that has certain characteristics.

00:34:03.000 But you're also giving him a face, too.

00:34:05.000 Yeah, giving him a name and giving him a face.

00:34:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:08.000 So what's happening there?

00:34:09.000 I think it might be all part of the translation mechanism.

00:34:12.000 It's communicating to you in the way that makes the most sense to you.

00:34:17.000 So let me get into the full story, because I've had some encounters with some entities.

00:34:20.000 Brian, do you have the music?

00:34:21.000 It might be kind of cool to cue this up so you can get a taste of what I was hearing as I was going through this.

00:34:27.000 And this is called, what are they called?

00:34:30.000 They're called the Icaros.

00:34:31.000 Icaros.

00:34:32.000 And these are passed down, grandfather to grandson.

00:34:34.000 And they're songs that they sing while the ayahuasca ceremony is going on?

00:34:38.000 Yep.

00:34:38.000 And they take the ayahuasca with you.

00:34:39.000 So they learn these songs while on ayahuasca, and they sing the songs while on ayahuasca.

00:34:44.000 And also smoking the nicotina rustica cigarettes, which is a different type of tobacco.

00:34:49.000 Yeah, why does tobacco play a part?

00:34:52.000 They'll blow tobacco in your face? 0.67

00:34:54.000 Yeah, that's kind of a cleansing ritual, the tobacco part, but I think it also has some effect on opening up the reactors in your brain.

00:35:01.000 So, it kind of activates the ayahuasca experience.

00:35:04.000 I could do a little bit more research on the science behind it, but I think the nicotine has Some similar effect to the DMT reactors.

00:35:13.000 It's amazing how many people are misinformed about nicotine.

00:35:18.000 Nicotine actually is good for you.

00:35:21.000 Nicotine is healthy for people who have bad hearts.

00:35:23.000 You could use it as a medication in some circumstances. 0.97

00:35:27.000 It's just smoking it with 590 other chemicals is not so fucking fantastic. 0.95

00:35:32.000 We're smoking it, period. 0.93

00:35:35.000 Naturally, when you're getting a bundle out of the jungle, I think it's a little different.

00:35:38.000 Yeah, and cigars are different, too.

00:35:42.000 So anyway, this guy's singing this thing. 0.99

00:35:45.000 You're tripping balls already. 0.96

00:35:47.000 So the first time, I had kind of a real physical purge. 0.98

00:35:50.000 Not too much to talk about.

00:35:52.000 I was nauseous the whole time. 0.98

00:35:53.000 I was puking and shitting. 0.94

00:35:54.000 It was more about my body getting prepared for the second session. 0.98

00:35:58.000 The second session, I doubled up on the cups.

00:36:00.000 It's about an hour and a half in.

00:36:02.000 And I'm listening as you're basically hearing what I'm hearing at this point in time.

00:36:07.000 The shaman's kind of rattling his leaves and singing his songs.

00:36:10.000 And then the experience starts to get rich, like it did the time before.

00:36:15.000 And what appears to me is like a nexus of energy right in front of me.

00:36:20.000 And unlike last time where things were coming at me, snakes and eels were just charging at me from all directions, this time it was subtler.

00:36:26.000 I felt like I was looking into like a black hole or a wormhole.

00:36:30.000 What is that sound?

00:36:33.000 The whistling?

00:36:34.000 No, the background.

00:36:35.000 That's the, I don't know, the cricket type.

00:36:38.000 That's the insects in the jungle.

00:36:39.000 That's the insects in the jungle.

00:36:40.000 We're outside in the jungle, yeah.

00:36:42.000 I mean, this is the real jungle.

00:36:44.000 Dude, just that alone.

00:36:46.000 Yeah, no, it's true.

00:36:47.000 Somebody got a rattle?

00:36:49.000 I'm like, what is that?

00:36:50.000 Is that a rattle?

00:36:50.000 No, that's insects.

00:36:51.000 That's what Ohio sounds like at night.

00:36:54.000 I don't think Ohio sounds quite like the jungle sound.

00:36:57.000 No, those insects.

00:36:58.000 I'm sure.

00:36:59.000 I mean, there are some insects in Ohio.

00:37:01.000 There's some insects out here at night, too.

00:37:02.000 But not so much you can hear them on an mp3 player like that.

00:37:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:05.000 Oh, yeah, totally.

00:37:06.000 Really?

00:37:06.000 Yeah, 100%.

00:37:10.000 Maybe.

00:37:10.000 Something scarier about the jungle bugs.

00:37:15.000 Did you see anything like that?

00:37:18.000 No.

00:37:18.000 We did see a taper though as we were going through which is pretty cool.

00:37:22.000 One of those little anteater guys.

00:37:26.000 It appears to me as like a nexus and nothing much is happening.

00:37:30.000 The phone?

00:37:30.000 Yeah.

00:37:31.000 Is there a nexus phone?

00:37:32.000 A Google phone?

00:37:32.000 No, but it's like a vortex, let's say.

00:37:34.000 Like a vortex and it's kind of swirled with some different colors purple and it's just kind of waiting there for me.

00:37:40.000 So I was like, well, I guess maybe I should ask something to come through it because nothing really was happening.

00:37:45.000 So I'm looking and I was like, alright, I'd like to be, you know, if anything's out there on the other side, you know, please come to me.

00:37:52.000 And I say that to myself in my head.

00:37:54.000 And then bursting through comes this huge dragon.

00:37:57.000 Like this giant, the dragon head was just ten feet right in front of me.

00:38:02.000 And it was a silver dragon in the kind of medieval stylings, and it had fluorescent green and blue highlights, and smoke was coming out of his nose, and he was clearly a fire-breathing type of dragon.

00:38:12.000 And he comes right up to me, and he goes, So you want to change the world?

00:38:18.000 And I go, yes.

00:38:21.000 And he goes, why?

00:38:23.000 And he's like flaming coming out of his mouth.

00:38:26.000 And I was like, because that's what I'm here for.

00:38:28.000 And he goes, and laughs.

00:38:32.000 And for whatever reason, I decided to take him like never ending story.

00:38:35.000 And I just hopped on his back.

00:38:37.000 What?

00:38:38.000 Yeah.

00:38:39.000 So I hopped on his back.

00:38:41.000 And he starts cruising, you know.

00:38:44.000 And we're kind of cruising through, and he goes, so why do you want to change the world?

00:38:49.000 This sounds like a kids movie.

00:38:50.000 I know, that's right.

00:38:51.000 It was a fully never-ending story.

00:38:53.000 And I go, I go, to help people.

00:38:57.000 And then I thought that was a pretty good answer.

00:38:59.000 And he goes, are you sure?

00:39:02.000 And then right there he like shows me a cross-section of my life and all my actions.

00:39:06.000 And what he showed me was is that even though ostensibly I do a lot of things to help people, there's always a serious component of propping myself up, my own ego, my own persona, my own kind of establishing my own self in the world for, you know, egoistic and pride reasons.

00:39:23.000 And he just showed me this, like, lucidly clear, you know, that there was a mixture of my actions, you know, and he wanted to...

00:39:29.000 As with all of us.

00:39:30.000 Yeah, and he wanted to have me be aware of where that boundary line lie and not to trick myself or confuse myself in thinking that, you know, what I was doing wasn't also for my own benefit.

00:39:41.000 I was like...

00:39:43.000 All right, dragon.

00:39:45.000 Like, one point for you.

00:39:47.000 So then we keep cruising, and he starts to really get heated in the mouth.

00:39:51.000 Like, flame was trickling out, and he goes, what do you want to destroy? 0.99

00:39:56.000 And he, like, swoops down, and I was sure he was ready to just fuck some shit up. 1.00

00:39:59.000 So I was like, ignorance! 1.00

00:40:02.000 And I thought he was just going to lay the ground with fire.

00:40:04.000 And instead he goes, shouldn't that be what you want to heal?

00:40:08.000 And I was like, yep, I guess you're right, dragon.

00:40:12.000 So he was really challenging me in these answers that I gave him, which was a pretty interesting kind of experience for this other entity to be clearly showing me different sides and teaching me things that I clearly wasn't quite aware of.

00:40:30.000 Maybe you were.

00:40:31.000 Maybe you, somewhere in the back of your head, were aware of your shortcomings. 0.98

00:40:35.000 Not even shortcomings, just slight bullshitting. 0.98

00:40:39.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.89

00:40:40.000 So he wanted to just carve away all that nonsense and then show me the rest.

00:40:44.000 So the dragon, I was still on his back, and he drops me off in the woods.

00:40:48.000 So he drops me off in the woods, and I'm walking through the woods.

00:40:51.000 Okay, so you, wait a minute.

00:40:54.000 How did you get to the woods, though?

00:40:55.000 I'm on the dragon's back.

00:40:56.000 Full never-ending story.

00:40:58.000 No, but are you really in the woods?

00:41:00.000 You're really in the woods.

00:41:00.000 I'm in the jungle, but whatever this...

00:41:02.000 How did you really get there, though? 0.98

00:41:04.000 I mean, you really didn't fly around in a fucking dragon. 0.98

00:41:07.000 Did you? 0.99

00:41:07.000 Well, in my mind, I did. 0.99

00:41:09.000 I was cruising on a dragon, and then all of a sudden, he drops me off, and I hop off.

00:41:13.000 I don't know.

00:41:14.000 The details of how I got off the dragon into the woods are...

00:41:17.000 I wonder what was really going on while you...

00:41:20.000 What I have seen.

00:41:21.000 Are you on a dragon now?

00:41:23.000 I'm off the dragon.

00:41:24.000 Dragon, let me off. 1.00

00:41:26.000 What would...

00:41:27.000 I wonder what I would see if I saw you doing that.

00:41:30.000 Would you just be walking?

00:41:31.000 And I'd be like, what are you doing?

00:41:32.000 It's probably sitting down.

00:41:34.000 Teaching me so much about myself. 0.99

00:41:35.000 I'm like, what fucking dragon are you talking about, man? 0.99

00:41:37.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:41:38.000 So anyway, I dismount from the dragon somehow, and I'm in the woods, and I see a bear.

00:41:43.000 And the bear has a big, giant crown. 0.97

00:41:46.000 This sounds like a terrible idea to be tripping your balls off the jungle. 0.96

00:41:50.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:41:51.000 Wandering through the woods by yourself.

00:41:52.000 And I'm assuming it's nighttime, too, right?

00:41:54.000 Yeah, it's nighttime.

00:41:55.000 Well, I'm laid out.

00:41:55.000 This is all happening in my mind.

00:41:58.000 Okay, so you're not even moving.

00:41:59.000 I'm not even moving.

00:41:59.000 Okay.

00:42:00.000 No, I'm fully...

00:42:01.000 So you weren't actually in the woods?

00:42:02.000 No, no, no.

00:42:03.000 Okay, good.

00:42:03.000 I'm on my back in the jungle in the physical world.

00:42:06.000 And then in my mind's eye, yeah.

00:42:08.000 Now I feel better.

00:42:08.000 My mind's eye, so I'm going to...

00:42:10.000 I thought you were saying you were walking around for real.

00:42:12.000 That's a little scary.

00:42:13.000 Yeah, that's a little scary.

00:42:14.000 So I get dropped in like a forest.

00:42:16.000 And it was like a woodsy forest, like a Colorado-type forest, different than the jungle.

00:42:20.000 And I see a bear, and the bear has a gold crown on its head and a bunch of gold chains all over it.

00:42:26.000 Mr. T-Bear.

00:42:26.000 Mr. T-Bear, exactly.

00:42:28.000 And the bear is kind of struggling, and I see kind of like a ghost of the bear, like the spirit of the bear, and it's trying to leave the bear's body.

00:42:35.000 It's trying to like venture out, but it's stuck.

00:42:38.000 And then the bear catches sight of me.

00:42:39.000 And that's another crazy thing about seeing these beings.

00:42:42.000 It's like the bear turns to look at me and notices me.

00:42:46.000 It's not like he was waiting for me there.

00:42:48.000 He's like, oh, here you are.

00:42:50.000 You just showed up.

00:42:51.000 So he turns to me and he goes, I remember.

00:42:54.000 Before this crown and all these chains when I was just a bear and I could run free in the woods.

00:43:02.000 And I was like, okay, okay, I get it.

00:43:04.000 And basically what he was trying to tell me was, is that, you know, don't ever let money and wealth or anything tie you down and like keep you from your freedom and expressing what your real nature is.

00:43:16.000 And it's really kind of like a Buddhist sentiment.

00:43:18.000 That's a difficult thing for people to do.

00:43:20.000 It sounds like such a noble task when you're poor.

00:43:23.000 The real problem is once you actually get money.

00:43:26.000 You know, one of the big things that happens to people when they get money is they're scared of not having money.

00:43:31.000 So they start doing things they think like...

00:43:36.000 Especially, I see this with comics, they start saying things they think people want to hear, or they start avoiding any sort of controversy that might get them in trouble, or moving away from anything that might be controversial because they want to keep this money coming in.

00:43:53.000 Yeah.

00:43:53.000 You know, I got a career now.

00:43:54.000 I got to keep my career coming.

00:43:56.000 And the bear becomes no longer a bear in this analogy. 0.91

00:43:59.000 Yeah, the bear's got gold chains on it looking like a retard. 1.00

00:44:01.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:44:02.000 Did this bear ask you for a picnic basket?

00:44:05.000 You might have. 0.99

00:44:05.000 It got real gay. 0.99

00:44:06.000 It did get real gay after that. 1.00

00:44:08.000 They tried to fuck you. 1.00

00:44:09.000 So at that point, like I... I don't know. 1.00

00:44:12.000 I somehow was able to like free the bear's spirit after he said that.

00:44:15.000 And we went like frolicking through the woods.

00:44:17.000 So he was your boy?

00:44:18.000 He was my boy after that.

00:44:20.000 So we like cruised around.

00:44:21.000 And then the final visitation from this being is I was cruising through the forest like hopping over logs.

00:44:26.000 It was very like Robin Hood cartoon style, you know.

00:44:28.000 Little John and Robin Hood through the forest type of program.

00:44:31.000 And then all of a sudden I see an eagle up in the sky.

00:44:35.000 And I raise my consciousness to the eagle.

00:44:38.000 It was really like a dream state.

00:44:39.000 So anything's possible.

00:44:40.000 So I just kind of float up to the eagle.

00:44:43.000 And the eagle looks at me.

00:44:44.000 And I'm cruising along.

00:44:45.000 And the eagle says, do you know how I see so well?

00:44:48.000 And I said, no.

00:44:50.000 He says, because I see through everybody else's eyes.

00:44:54.000 And I took a moment to sink in, and what he was showing me there was that all so often when we try and imagine what people are thinking or feeling, we have our own bias.

00:45:04.000 We don't actually truly see through their eyes.

00:45:07.000 Like, imagine what their fears and motivations and weaknesses. 1.00

00:45:10.000 Even the people that we don't like, we always see them with this kind of biased look, like, oh, that dude's a fucking idiot. 0.98

00:45:16.000 But if we really try to get into their eyes, you can learn something about that person and learn something about the world by actually dropping all of your kind of own ego and really assuming the eyes of whatever else you're trying to look at, whether it's an animal or a person or something like that. 1.00

00:45:33.000 I've tried that.

00:45:34.000 I've tried that with a lot of people.

00:45:35.000 I try that especially with people that I don't like.

00:45:37.000 Yeah.

00:45:38.000 I always try to figure out how they got that.

00:45:40.000 Especially once I had kids.

00:45:41.000 Once I had kids, then I started looking at people completely different because I looked at them as babies and became adults.

00:45:46.000 So I looked at this weird process.

00:45:48.000 I used to see someone who was weak. 1.00

00:45:49.000 I'm like, you fucking weak bitch. 1.00

00:45:51.000 What's wrong with you? 1.00

00:45:52.000 That's what I would think.

00:45:53.000 And now I look and I'm like, wow, what happened?

00:45:55.000 How'd you get to this spot where you don't have any courage or you don't have any whatever it is? 0.57

00:46:02.000 Or you hate or you're racist.

00:46:05.000 Whatever's broken on you.

00:46:06.000 How'd you get there?

00:46:08.000 And that's a really valuable way to do it.

00:46:10.000 And also, I'm sure for comedy, you have to put yourself into the laugher's eyes and consciousness to a certain degree too, right?

00:46:17.000 Yeah.

00:46:17.000 I don't know, man.

00:46:18.000 That I don't try to do. 0.87

00:46:19.000 I just try to do shit that I think is funny, and I hope they agree. 0.93

00:46:23.000 I mean, it's just too many people. 0.95

00:46:26.000 Too much of a different swath of people, yeah.

00:46:29.000 And too many people have their own take on what's funny and what's not.

00:46:32.000 It's like what happens when you get a television show, and then you get a whole slew of producers that have an opinion over what the character should be doing and what's funny and what's not funny. 0.99

00:46:42.000 Then it almost always goes to shit. 0.98

00:46:44.000 I mean, until one strong voice sort of takes over. 0.99

00:46:48.000 It's very hard to express your own sense of humor. 0.99

00:46:51.000 But try to express the sense of humor of a bunch of other fucking people. 0.99

00:46:55.000 A bunch of other random people, yeah. 0.99

00:46:56.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:46:57.000 But, you know, I guess so, for me, there was these three lessons from these three clearly...

00:47:03.000 Seemingly, you know, different entities.

00:47:05.000 And so, yeah, the question is, you know, were these part of my own consciousness teaching me these lessons?

00:47:11.000 Or were these...

00:47:12.000 Did they all have the same voice?

00:47:13.000 No.

00:47:14.000 The dragon was like...

00:47:15.000 They all sound the same.

00:47:16.000 The bear and the dragon were close.

00:47:18.000 But the dragon was really...

00:47:20.000 I couldn't even mimic that voice.

00:47:21.000 It was like that booming...

00:47:23.000 Like, you're too close to the festival speaker's bass kind of voice.

00:47:26.000 And the bear was just like a bear-man voice.

00:47:30.000 I don't know.

00:47:31.000 And the eagle was a little bit more normal.

00:47:35.000 But yeah, similar voices. 1.00

00:47:37.000 If you had to fuck one of those animals, which one was it then? 1.00

00:47:44.000 I find that those themes reoccur with me over and over again just when I eat pot. 1.00

00:47:51.000 Those themes.

00:47:52.000 The themes of reality.

00:47:56.000 What's your real motivation when you're doing things?

00:47:58.000 What's your real experience with other people?

00:48:02.000 How much of disputes do you have with people?

00:48:05.000 How much of it is your fault?

00:48:08.000 So I would think that if you take a hallucinogen, I'm sure you have the same thoughts.

00:48:13.000 If you try to better yourself, if you're trying to move your life in a more positive direction, you're going to have the same sort of key stumbling roadblocks, I think, in the mind.

00:48:28.000 How much of my ego is holding me back?

00:48:31.000 How much of my perception of reality is distorted and that's holding me back?

00:48:36.000 Sure.

00:48:37.000 So you would think that a drug, if it was just something that would make you see Jesus or dragons, you know, that maybe that's what it is.

00:48:46.000 Like these themes. 1.00

00:48:47.000 And that it's spelled out to you because the drug thinks you're an idiot. 1.00

00:48:51.000 So it's like, show them a bear. 1.00

00:48:52.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:54.000 It comes to you in a way that you can understand. 1.00

00:48:55.000 And we are idiots. 1.00

00:48:57.000 I don't mean that in any disrespectful way at all, but one of the things that I feel most certainly when I do DMT or something along those lines is that I'm a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:49:08.000 It's a humbling experience. 0.99

00:49:10.000 I was extremely humbled after those visitations.

00:49:13.000 Because you think that you got it all right, and then it shows you someone like the dragon comes along and just is like, nobody.

00:49:19.000 You were a little off.

00:49:20.000 So here's the truth, and now I come to terms with it. 1.00

00:49:23.000 You're like, oh shit. 0.99

00:49:24.000 You can't have it right. 1.00

00:49:25.000 It's part of being a human.

00:49:27.000 Like the Dalai Lama doesn't even get laid.

00:49:29.000 He doesn't have it right.

00:49:31.000 He doesn't have it right. 1.00

00:49:32.000 He doesn't fuck. 1.00

00:49:34.000 He doesn't get his dick sucked. 1.00

00:49:36.000 He doesn't get his balls played. 1.00

00:49:37.000 And that's why he's not an effective leader. 0.90

00:49:38.000 How are you fully going to trust somebody?

00:49:41.000 I don't think he eats meat either. 1.00

00:49:42.000 He can go fuck himself. 1.00

00:49:43.000 Do you think those crazy homeless people that are sitting there talking, having full-on conversations with dragons, do you think there's a big connection to actually feeling that and seeing that and opening your brain up to that guy? 1.00

00:49:58.000 It's a real good question, really, and you'd be disingenuous to not address it.

00:50:04.000 Because I think, what we said before, what's going on with those people in our medical idea, the medical community's version of it, is that there's an imbalance, a chemical imbalance, they have issues, they have whatever it is, they're psychotic, they're paranoid schizophrenic, whatever the diagnosis is, we're going out on a limb and saying there's some sort of chemicals that are out of whack there.

00:50:29.000 Well, the brain's just a soup of chemicals.

00:50:33.000 It's neurotransmitters, receivers, whatever the fuck the brain itself is, the neurons, all of it together, mushing around. 1.00

00:50:40.000 If one of those is out of whack, you know, and one of those is out of whack because you're crazy, or one of those is out of whack because you're at a hut in the fucking jungle, and you took some crazy shit, which is a soup of some roots that fucking... 1.00

00:50:57.000 Blow your neurotransmitter levels out of the water. 1.00

00:51:01.000 Like, this shit's coming out of your ears. 1.00

00:51:04.000 I mean, what's really happening there is that it might not be much different than what that guy's experiencing at the bus stop. 1.00

00:51:10.000 Well, I mean, the quality of content is certainly a little different.

00:51:13.000 Well, certainly, your brain, a healthy brain, can bring you back to baseline on a DMT flash in 15 minutes.

00:51:20.000 Ayahuasca is a little longer because it's absorbed by the stomach and so it's sort of a slower process.

00:51:26.000 What ayahuasca is is an orally active version of dimethyltryptamine, which is the most powerful psychedelic drug known to man, which is also produced by your own brain.

00:51:36.000 That's the weirdest part about it is that it's in all these different plants. 0.94

00:51:40.000 It's like in grass and all these fucking leaves and squirrels make it. 0.97

00:51:44.000 Yeah, sure. 0.99

00:51:44.000 It's everywhere. 0.99

00:51:45.000 Yeah, it is.

00:51:46.000 There's a small amount in everything.

00:51:47.000 The leaves that they choose in the jungle, they choose a leaf called chacruna, which is one of the strongest DMT-containing plants in the jungle.

00:51:54.000 But actually, there's other plants like the acacia plant from Australia, which has an even much higher DMT content than that.

00:52:01.000 And you can make an ayahuasca out of other different things.

00:52:04.000 Like you could use a Syrian rue and acacia to make a different ayahuasca-type rue.

00:52:08.000 Yeah, and you have a different experience.

00:52:10.000 And you have a different qualitative experience.

00:52:12.000 Well, that was one of the things they say about the idea of the psychedelic experience is that When you're taking it, you're taking in the experiences of all the other people who have also experienced a psychedelic drug.

00:52:26.000 And as you do mushrooms, you are actually contributing to the library of mushroom experiences.

00:52:33.000 Yeah, the collective unconscious of all of that.

00:52:36.000 It becomes the spirit of the mushroom or the spirit of the ayahuasca.

00:52:39.000 That's generally how they talk about it.

00:52:40.000 You know where else that acacia bush is?

00:52:43.000 In large quantities?

00:52:45.000 Israel.

00:52:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:46.000 Oh, the burning bush.

00:52:47.000 And that's what they believe was the burning bush.

00:52:49.000 This is scholars believe this.

00:52:52.000 Legitimate guys who aren't even psychedelic scholars, because those are slippery scholars, those psychedelic scholars.

00:52:58.000 Some of them are a little sketchy.

00:53:00.000 But there's a recent thing where these guys from some major university in Jerusalem were talking about how they believe that Moses receiving the Ten Commandments from God and God taking the form of the burning bush was most likely a bush that contained psychedelic chemicals.

00:53:19.000 He's smoking the acacia bush.

00:53:22.000 Makes sense.

00:53:22.000 It totally makes sense.

00:53:23.000 So many of those mystical experiences make perfect sense, if you put it in that category.

00:53:26.000 Yeah, if you put them in a psychedelic drug perspective.

00:53:28.000 That is the most obvious one ever, though, okay?

00:53:31.000 It's a burning bush.

00:53:32.000 They're not calling it anything else.

00:53:35.000 It's a burning bush.

00:53:36.000 And it just so happens the acacia bush has the highest concentration of DMT. Of any plant in the world.

00:53:42.000 Yeah, and it grows all over the fucking place, right where this dude saw God. 0.97

00:53:46.000 You know, what bush do you think it was burning? 0.99

00:53:49.000 It was probably that bush. 1.00

00:53:50.000 I bet if you burned a bush and fucking got over it and sucked it all in, I bet you would see the same shit Moses sucked. 1.00

00:53:56.000 Especially if you were hungry, if you were walking around fasting, or doing whatever Moses was doing. 1.00

00:53:59.000 You were tripping your balls off anyway. 0.99

00:54:00.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:54:01.000 Yeah.

00:54:01.000 Absolutely.

00:54:02.000 I think a great many of the religious experiences that people have had can be connected to psychedelics, including Mayan art and Egyptian art.

00:54:12.000 Because one of the creepiest things that I've found is that, especially on mushrooms, I have seen a lot of Mayan things. 0.83

00:54:20.000 I've seen a lot of Mayan imagery and freshly painted Mayan hieroglyphs.

00:54:27.000 You see that sort of imagery and you wonder what came first, the chicken or the egg? 1.00

00:54:32.000 Because you know these motherfuckers were eating mushrooms like crazy. 1.00

00:54:36.000 I mean, they were living in the jungle where these things grow. 1.00

00:54:39.000 They look like dinner plates, if you've ever seen them.

00:54:42.000 And Mexico had one of the richest traditions of mushroom use.

00:54:45.000 Sure. 0.98

00:54:46.000 That's where Gordon Wasson first found out about it and all these different shamans in Mexico take people on these journeys to the spirit world using these fucking dinner plate sized mushrooms. 0.97

00:54:57.000 That's one interesting thing about the psychedelics that make it seem like it's not your mind. 0.96

00:55:01.000 Like someone can take ayahuasca.

00:55:03.000 Anywhere in the world.

00:55:04.000 The desert, the mountains, the city, whatever.

00:55:06.000 And they're almost always going to have similar visions of snakes and the jungle and these different beings.

00:55:12.000 Jaguars.

00:55:13.000 Always goes back to the jungle.

00:55:14.000 You know, how is that possible if it's just solely being mind created?

00:55:19.000 It seems like that's where it gets weird.

00:55:21.000 And that's why even with these beings, like, you know, I was laughing with Mitch Schultz.

00:55:25.000 I was talking to him the other day.

00:55:27.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:27.000 And we're saying, you know, if the LeBron James of ayahuasca came along, he could go to these entities and figure out what they do when they're not teaching people shit, you know, if they're real. 0.99

00:55:38.000 Because whenever they appear, they're always trying to teach you something or tell you something. 0.97

00:55:42.000 Like, what are they doing?

00:55:42.000 Do they, like, hang out and play around, like, play board games?

00:55:46.000 Or, like, what do they do in their life?

00:55:48.000 Like, how do you get...

00:55:49.000 To that point where you can experience more than just taking a lesson.

00:55:53.000 And that would be the way to determine whether these are just ways that your mind is communicating with itself or whether these things have a life outside of this didactic purpose that they have.

00:56:02.000 It feels like you're popping your head into somewhere you're not supposed to be.

00:56:05.000 It does.

00:56:06.000 That's what it always feels.

00:56:06.000 You're like, what am I doing here?

00:56:08.000 And they're like, what are you doing here?

00:56:10.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:11.000 Oh, you're back.

00:56:12.000 Oh, you're back.

00:56:13.000 It's weird that they communicate with you, and sometimes in sentences and words you've heard before.

00:56:20.000 It might be a delay in your inner conscious.

00:56:23.000 You know how you can, like, if you listen to your inner conscious talking, and imagine the drug just slows down your ability to receive your inner conscious voice.

00:56:33.000 It could.

00:56:33.000 And so it sounds like it's somebody else, but it's really yourself in your inner conscious talking to yourself.

00:56:38.000 It could be.

00:56:38.000 Yeah, it could be.

00:56:39.000 It could be a lot of different things, for sure. 0.99

00:56:42.000 You know, I think one of the first DMT trips that I had, one of the weirdest feelings about it all was that the idea of being connected to everything sounds like such fucking hippie bullshit. 0.99

00:56:56.000 It sounds like nonsense. 0.98

00:56:58.000 You know, to say, we are here, but we are connected to everything.

00:57:01.000 It's, I'm not feeling that, you know, I don't, I know that that might be real, but for whatever reason, I don't really feel that.

00:57:08.000 I don't feel the subatomic particles, I don't feel the atom, I don't feel the cell, I don't, I just feel me.

00:57:15.000 And I know that I'm breathing air, but I don't feel the fact that the air is connected to all these, it's all a soup of things.

00:57:23.000 But when you have the DMT experience, one of the things that it does is it strips...

00:57:27.000 Whatever you're experiencing while you're tripping your balls off, it strips away the physical presence of things.

00:57:35.000 And it's almost like the world of, you know, here's the ground, and here's the air, and here's a tree, and here's a building. 0.67

00:57:44.000 That world is replaced by a world where nothing has any matter.

00:57:49.000 Yeah.

00:57:49.000 Nothing has any physical matter, but everything is everywhere.

00:57:52.000 Everything is everywhere, and you're in the middle of it, and there's no ends, and there's no beginning, there's no roof, there's no floor.

00:57:57.000 It's just one thing. 0.95

00:57:59.000 It's all a part of one thing, and you're in there scrambling, trying to make sense of it, and these things come out of nowhere that are essentially constantly changing as you're watching them, so you're not even sure what the fuck it actually is. 0.96

00:58:13.000 Mm-hmm. 0.94

00:58:13.000 And, you know, it might be your own mind. 0.94

00:58:15.000 It might be your own mind trying to make sense of the whole thing.

00:58:18.000 And they're trying to give you information.

00:58:20.000 One of the things they try to tell you is to try to stop.

00:58:24.000 Don't freak out and try to suck it all in.

00:58:26.000 Try to take in as much as you can because you know this is crazy.

00:58:29.000 And they tell you they love you, too.

00:58:32.000 It's always a big thing.

00:58:34.000 Like, love you like...

00:58:35.000 One of the experiences that I had, they sang to me like a child.

00:58:38.000 They had this song.

00:58:39.000 I love you 600 million, 500,000 times.

00:58:43.000 Which is like how a kid would say something.

00:58:45.000 And then they would go, look at this! 0.98

00:58:46.000 And they would show me something fucking insane. 0.98

00:58:49.000 Something where you couldn't look at it. 0.96

00:58:51.000 It was too beautiful to look at.

00:58:52.000 And then it would say it again.

00:58:54.000 Like, I love you 600 million, 500 thousand times.

00:58:57.000 Look at this!

00:58:58.000 And every time it was, look at this.

00:58:59.000 I remember crying.

00:59:01.000 Because what I was looking at was too impossible.

00:59:05.000 Nothing could be that beautiful.

00:59:06.000 And every time they would say, look at this, it would get a million times more beautiful.

00:59:10.000 It was just taking my breath away.

00:59:12.000 I couldn't breathe.

00:59:12.000 It was very, very strange.

00:59:15.000 But it was very, very, very positive.

00:59:18.000 The experience all over was very positive.

00:59:21.000 And so much of it was like, dude, relax.

00:59:24.000 Relax.

00:59:25.000 This whole thing is, first of all, way beyond your control, way bigger than you think.

00:59:31.000 And it's going to be fine.

00:59:32.000 That was a big theme next year.

00:59:36.000 If anything that I learned from it, I learned that.

00:59:41.000 I think DMT made me a nicer person.

00:59:44.000 I think I learned how to chill out more.

00:59:46.000 Sure.

00:59:47.000 It's really valuable that way.

00:59:48.000 Actually, just speaking about what you were saying, so the third time I drank...

00:59:52.000 I didn't have any particularly crazy visions, but for three hours, the hut that I was in, everything else melted away, and I felt myself dissolve into the floor of the jungle.

01:00:05.000 The bugs and the worms were crawling through me.

01:00:09.000 It was like I was no longer a physical being.

01:00:13.000 And I was absolutely one with the jungle.

01:00:15.000 And I was asking, I was like, hey, does the dragon want to show up?

01:00:18.000 Does anybody want to come?

01:00:19.000 But nobody wanted to come.

01:00:20.000 It was just like literally three hours just breathing with the jungle.

01:00:24.000 And I left that and I was like, it was just a really grounding and connecting experience.

01:00:29.000 But it was almost at that point, I think the message to me was like, you know, we're done teaching you silly little lessons.

01:00:35.000 Like, you know, take this, be grounded, be humble, be connected, and go off and do, you know, do your work.

01:00:42.000 Do what you need to do. 0.99

01:00:43.000 Ayahuasca's version of get it together, bitches. 1.00

01:00:45.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:00:46.000 It was just really so peaceful.

01:00:49.000 But I remember, you know, all of the things that normally would creep me out, the creepy crawlers of the jungle.

01:00:55.000 You know, you look at the ground in the jungle and it's alive.

01:00:57.000 You know, there's ants moving. 1.00

01:00:59.000 All kinds of shit. 0.99

01:01:00.000 That was me. 1.00

01:01:01.000 That was in my body.

01:01:02.000 And I was just totally relaxed and disintegrated.

01:01:05.000 And that was a really kind of powerful medicinal effect.

01:01:08.000 The vine of thorns.

01:01:10.000 Sliding down a vine of thorns to your death. 1.00

01:01:13.000 Naked. 1.00

01:01:14.000 That was the fucked up part. 1.00

01:01:15.000 I was like, why do I gotta be naked? 1.00

01:01:17.000 Like, why does it take my genitals first? 0.98

01:01:19.000 Like, for what reason? 0.99

01:01:21.000 And it's just shredding off.

01:01:22.000 Just shredding them.

01:01:23.000 How much pain were you in?

01:01:24.000 You don't feel the physical pain, but you have that kind of horror. 0.92

01:01:29.000 Yeah, the horror of your genitals being mutilated as you're sliding down a vine of thorns.

01:01:35.000 So it can get intense, but you've just got to remove yourself from that kind of angst and just witness and allow.

01:01:42.000 That's the mantra.

01:01:42.000 Anybody who's going through any of these experiences, just witness it and allow it to happen, whatever it may be.

01:01:49.000 But you know, the last experience I did was the Iboga experience.

01:01:52.000 And this one really kind of drew some counterpoints to those two experiences.

01:01:56.000 They're so wildly different.

01:01:57.000 And I think I touched on this last time because I was fresh from Iboga. 0.95

01:02:00.000 But Ayahuasca will show you some things that you have no fucking clue what it means.

01:02:05.000 Like one of the visions I had after the dragon, the bear, the eagle, is I was on this Viking ship and I was rowing through this sea, this moonlit sea. 0.96

01:02:12.000 You know, I'm like, all right, sweet, I'm on this ship.

01:02:14.000 I don't know what's going on.

01:02:15.000 And then all of a sudden the ship peels out and heads straight towards the moon.

01:02:19.000 So we're going straight towards this giant blue moon.

01:02:21.000 And this moonlight is like bathing me.

01:02:23.000 And then this purple orb comes drifting out of the moon.

01:02:26.000 And it's drifting towards me, drifting towards me.

01:02:29.000 And I open my mouth and I eat it.

01:02:32.000 And then I was like, wow, that was significant.

01:02:34.000 That must have done something.

01:02:36.000 But nothing happened.

01:02:38.000 I don't know what it was. 0.99

01:02:39.000 Tripping your balls off. 0.99

01:02:40.000 That's it. 1.00

01:02:40.000 That was it. 1.00

01:02:41.000 And then the whole time, even to this day, I mean, the best explanation I had was maybe it had something to do with like the feminine energy of the moon, but I don't fucking know.

01:02:49.000 I have no clue if that had any meaning at all, or if it was just some random trip.

01:02:54.000 Did you say the feminine energy of the moon?

01:02:56.000 Why would you think the moon would be feminine? 0.97

01:02:59.000 I don't know.

01:03:00.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:03:01.000 I'm reaching for straws here.

01:03:02.000 Just reaching for straws.

01:03:05.000 Archetypally, it is feminine. 0.66

01:03:06.000 Everybody loves that feeling, that way of distinguishing things.

01:03:12.000 The feminine energy of the forest.

01:03:14.000 Yeah.

01:03:14.000 Who knows?

01:03:15.000 But that's the difference between a boga. 0.69

01:03:17.000 A boga will tell you. 1.00

01:03:19.000 It doesn't bother with the pictures of this strange moon and this purple orb.

01:03:24.000 It'll be like, yo, this is the truth, and it's in kind of your own voice.

01:03:27.000 But ayahuasca will give you things.

01:03:29.000 I mean, some things were very poignant and... 0.99

01:03:32.000 It taught me a lesson, like the things with the allies, but there's all these other visions that you're left like, what the fuck was that?

01:03:39.000 So it can be a challenge in some of that regard.

01:03:43.000 But the physical experience you feel, how connected you feel, how cleansed you feel, because afterwards, After that third session, he took one of his cigarettes, the nicotinia rustica cigarettes, and he blew it down my spine and on the top of my head and in different key parts.

01:04:00.000 I wasn't even that nauseous that whole time, the third time.

01:04:03.000 I felt very comfortable. 0.98

01:04:05.000 I got back to the room and just fucking lost it. 0.97

01:04:08.000 I felt like I was heaving some giant ball of something from the depths of my soul. 0.96

01:04:15.000 I don't know what was going on.

01:04:16.000 It hit my mouth so hard that I exploded vomit from my mouth and my nose.

01:04:22.000 And there's nothing worse than stomach acid and old ayahuasca blasting out of your nose at the same time.

01:04:28.000 And at the same time, my eyes are watery.

01:04:30.000 I can hardly see.

01:04:31.000 There's no electricity in the bathroom because they run the generator like three hours. 0.99

01:04:36.000 So then I have to turn around and blast some shit in the toilet too. 0.98

01:04:40.000 And it's like this brutal, savage cleanse. 0.99

01:04:44.000 And that somehow it seemed triggered by...

01:04:47.000 Whatever kind of cigarette cleansing thing he did the next day.

01:04:50.000 Because I saw him the next morning and he just had this big smile on his face.

01:04:54.000 And he asked me in his broken English and Spanish, you know, how was last night?

01:04:58.000 And I was like... 1.00

01:04:59.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

01:05:01.000 He's like, tobacco. 1.00

01:05:03.000 And just nods and laughs and pats me on the back and keeps walking. 1.00

01:05:07.000 The tobacco makes you throw up and shit yourself? 0.99

01:05:09.000 I don't know. 0.87

01:05:09.000 I mean, whether the tobacco is a vehicle for some kind of trigger or whether it itself did something. 0.87

01:05:16.000 Whatever happened, I had the most intense purge that I've ever had in my life.

01:05:22.000 Like, savage.

01:05:23.000 And that was his intention while doing it.

01:05:25.000 Was it Minfo?

01:05:28.000 It does have a different style.

01:05:29.000 Maybe it wasn't tobacco, you know.

01:05:30.000 Maybe that was what he, like, quote-unquote tobacco.

01:05:34.000 It was really some kind of poison.

01:05:35.000 It's roofied you, son.

01:05:37.000 But it was potent.

01:05:39.000 And that's something that, I think that's why they call it the master medicine.

01:05:42.000 Because you feel like you purge all of these different poisons from your body.

01:05:46.000 Jesus Christ.

01:05:48.000 It seems like you should be able to do that in America.

01:05:50.000 Yeah, absolutely. 0.99

01:05:51.000 So ridiculous. 0.99

01:05:52.000 You have to get on a canoe to do this. 0.99

01:05:54.000 Absolutely.

01:05:55.000 Go all the way to Peru.

01:05:56.000 You should be able to do it in Dallas.

01:05:58.000 You should be able to get a nice hotel, get a steak, go somewhere nice, a resort.

01:06:04.000 It's really preposterous.

01:06:06.000 To think that people would be abusing... 0.99

01:06:08.000 It's not fucking fun. 0.97

01:06:11.000 It's valuable. 0.97

01:06:12.000 It's medicine.

01:06:13.000 You do it with intention.

01:06:17.000 Nobody gets through it unscathed.

01:06:18.000 You're going to learn something.

01:06:20.000 Yeah. 0.90

01:06:20.000 It's like, I've never heard of anybody that has had like a real deep psychedelic journey that didn't come back and go, well, I gotta fucking rethink everything. 0.90

01:06:30.000 I've never, I don't know anybody that has.

01:06:31.000 A real one.

01:06:33.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:33.000 You know, and if you don't, Jesus Christ, what fucking hope is there for you? 0.99

01:06:37.000 Right. 0.99

01:06:38.000 You know?

01:06:39.000 Right. 1.00

01:06:39.000 You goddamn dullard. 1.00

01:06:42.000 If you're, you know, if you're able to do that in cities, if there was places where you could go, get your shit together... 1.00

01:06:48.000 We'd have way more people with their shit together. 0.99

01:06:50.000 Totally. 0.99

01:06:51.000 We really would.

01:06:52.000 It's the counterbalance.

01:06:52.000 It's like the way to counterbalance all of this, you know, living in an apartment and grinding and strip malls.

01:06:59.000 And doing shit you don't like. 0.97

01:07:01.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

01:07:01.000 Doing shit you don't like. 0.99

01:07:02.000 Because it doesn't mean that everybody can't live the perfect life. 0.99

01:07:06.000 But guess what?

01:07:08.000 You're not everybody, okay?

01:07:10.000 The world's going to keep going as it always has with or without you.

01:07:14.000 It's going to be going.

01:07:15.000 There's too many.

01:07:16.000 You're not that important, okay?

01:07:17.000 So if that is the case, it is possible for you, you the individual, then again, this whole thing might be your imagination.

01:07:26.000 I might be a creation of your imagination.

01:07:28.000 As you hear this, I might not even exist, okay?

01:07:32.000 I might be here just to get these words into your mind so somehow or another you zig left when everybody wants you to zig right.

01:07:43.000 Maybe that's what it is.

01:07:44.000 Now that's that brain in a vat skeptical question.

01:07:46.000 I'm not real.

01:07:47.000 I'm not real.

01:07:48.000 You're real, Joe Rogan. 1.00

01:07:49.000 God damn it. 0.99

01:07:50.000 You're real. 1.00

01:07:50.000 I'm the influence for you to stray from the herd. 1.00

01:07:54.000 You know how there was an old debate.

01:07:56.000 That was a popular debate for a while amongst philosophers.

01:08:00.000 Are we real?

01:08:01.000 How do you know if we're real?

01:08:02.000 And there's a famous case where one philosopher, someone was going off on that.

01:08:06.000 You don't know that you're real.

01:08:08.000 You don't know that I'm real, whatever.

01:08:10.000 And he takes off his glove and he slaps the guy across the face.

01:08:15.000 It was like, was that real?

01:08:17.000 Maybe not. 0.99

01:08:19.000 He might have fucking needed that guy in his imaginary words, slap him in the face so he could get anything done. 0.98

01:08:24.000 That's the only way you can effectively combat that argument. 0.98

01:08:27.000 It's a weird idea, man.

01:08:29.000 I mean, you think about you're tripping your balls off on ayahuasca and certain people are seeing Jesus.

01:08:34.000 And then other people are seeing jaguars.

01:08:36.000 They're seeing things they're scared of or things that they revere.

01:08:41.000 I'm not convinced that the imagination only has the power to create things and then manifest them in the real world with actions.

01:08:48.000 It might have a secondary power.

01:08:50.000 It might have an actual power of creation. 0.99

01:08:53.000 I don't know what the fuck happens when you leave my house. 0.98

01:08:56.000 I'm pretty sure you get in your car and you go to your life and you go and do your thing and hang out with your girlfriend and get in your car and I'm pretty sure you do the same thing. 0.99

01:09:06.000 But I'm not positive.

01:09:07.000 I'm not really positive about any of this.

01:09:10.000 And I'm not positive that as you move in a certain direction that, you know, you're the same person every step of the way.

01:09:17.000 You're the same you.

01:09:18.000 There might be an infinite number of yous with every single decision you make branches off into another you and another way and another version and another reality and all these realities intertwine with each other and then we meet. 0.98

01:09:30.000 That's why sometimes when you run into someone, it's like, you've been on a path, and you've been on a journey, and this motherfucker has been on a different thing. 0.95

01:09:38.000 Not the same as you, less self-objective, less self-analytical, and maybe self-destructive. 0.92

01:09:50.000 And then you're around them, it's like, how did I ever hang out with you?

01:09:53.000 We live in a different world.

01:09:55.000 You kind of do.

01:09:56.000 Maybe you kind of do live in a different world.

01:09:58.000 Maybe the idea that time is this one flat, linear thing that we're all sort of living our lives in, in this one sort of band.

01:10:07.000 Maybe that's not real.

01:10:08.000 Maybe it's just like the DMT dimension. 0.78

01:10:10.000 Maybe it's just a fucking great big giant soup of potential universes that are constantly shifting. 0.80

01:10:17.000 And we just flip back and forth from one to the other and move through them. 0.97

01:10:21.000 Like a...

01:10:22.000 Yeah, it's so hard to say.

01:10:25.000 I mean, I particularly like the paradigm that the shamans have there, in which case they describe all of these different dimensions as the layers of an onion, and each person as a toothpick that pierces all the different layers of the onion.

01:10:38.000 And so that you're occupied in your consciousness on the first tangible layers, which encompass the first through the fourth, space and time, basically.

01:10:47.000 That's what you're conscious of.

01:10:48.000 And then the fifth part of the toothpick is you move up to another layer.

01:10:51.000 That's the dream state.

01:10:53.000 That's the collective consciousness.

01:10:54.000 And then the sixth and seventh dimensions, those have the disembodied non-human entities that you interact with.

01:11:01.000 Like the floats that I found were from the seventh.

01:11:04.000 They would call the dragon and these other things that you see, you know, the people singing you child songs.

01:11:10.000 Those are beings of the sixth dimension.

01:11:12.000 And then the eighth dimension is this kind of oversight dimension where you can actually manipulate all the dimensions beneath it and see everything.

01:11:22.000 It's like the highest vantage point where you can see the dimension of imminent possibility where you can basically do what you're saying with your imagination, believe things into reality from the eighth dimension.

01:11:33.000 Imagine things into reality.

01:11:35.000 Has anybody ever had an experience from the eighth dimension where they imagined some reality and then manifested it and then wrote about it?

01:11:44.000 This is where I got this idea.

01:11:45.000 Yeah, the shamans do.

01:11:48.000 And that's where they say they got the idea to create ayahuasca and they get these messages and these different herbal treatments and it's from these 8th dimension teachings that they have. 0.91

01:11:59.000 But again, I think there hasn't been enough of that, but it's because there's not enough fucking people who have the skills able to do that to also not only get there, but then communicate the idea to a mass market.

01:12:13.000 I mean, it's just such a limited swath of people who are able to access that dimension, A. And then B, to have that, to cross-section that with the amount of people who could then think of something, bring something back and express it, it starts to get really small numbers. 0.93

01:12:28.000 It's so funny how many people who are productive members of society, who are interested in personal growth, who are all disciplined, getting their shit done, would never consider doing drugs to further themselves.

01:12:42.000 Yeah.

01:12:42.000 They would never even consider the possibility.

01:12:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:45.000 It sounds like bullshit. 1.00

01:12:46.000 It sounds like an excuse to do drugs. 0.99

01:12:49.000 But really, the greatest leaps I've personally experienced have been after psychedelic trips, for sure.

01:12:56.000 Absolutely.

01:12:57.000 You know, I watched the Ray Kurzweil documentary, Transcendent Man.

01:13:01.000 Have you seen that one?

01:13:02.000 And it occurred to me, you know, he's always looking for these different technologies to answer some two basic questions.

01:13:08.000 One, he wants to conquer death.

01:13:10.000 And two, he wants to kind of revive his father's memory.

01:13:13.000 I mean, those are big overriding forces.

01:13:14.000 He also has a lot of altruistic goals, and he's an absolute genius, no doubt about it.

01:13:19.000 But he's overlooking some very basic technologies that have been around forever.

01:13:24.000 And these technologies are the psychedelics.

01:13:26.000 I really truly believe that you can look at those as a technology.

01:13:30.000 And the technology of ayahuasca can get him over his fear of death and show him that there is an eternal part of him and everybody that's going to extend past this meat sack that we're currently walking around in.

01:13:43.000 But he's ignoring that technology because he's bought into the lie that this is a drug and this is bad.

01:13:48.000 And the Iboga technology could get him direct access to the memories of his father.

01:13:54.000 So even if he wasn't really talking to his father, I haven't made up a decision as to whether you're actually accessing these people or just conversing with their memory, he's at least going to be able to access the memories that he's trying to bring back through technology.

01:14:08.000 He'll be able to access them, he'll be able to communicate with his father, and maybe have some cathartic peace.

01:14:15.000 from those from those experiences but because you know some body in their higher knowledge said oh these things are illegal in the United States where you know they're legal in different places but illegal here he's completely ignored those technologies and it's been you know something that's really sad for his life may be good for all of ours because he's been rabidly pushing forward other technologies to get there and so he's advanced humankind dramatically where maybe he wouldn't have if he had had access to these other things but It's really interesting how

01:14:46.000 a genius like that can be so focused on one area and then just ignore something that's so right there in front of them.

01:14:52.000 Been around for thousands of years.

01:14:53.000 Well, it's almost impossible to know everything about everything.

01:14:56.000 I mean, it is impossible to know everything about everything.

01:14:58.000 And, you know, a guy like that is obviously very driven and very successful, and he's a guy who works very hard.

01:15:05.000 He's a very no-nonsense sort of a guy.

01:15:07.000 And I think that guys like that, they look at drugs as being a way to derail yourself.

01:15:12.000 Yeah.

01:15:12.000 You know, it's a self-indulgent, sort of self-destructive activity.

01:15:16.000 Propaganda. 1.00

01:15:17.000 Yeah, poor fools. 1.00

01:15:18.000 Yeah, propaganda. 1.00

01:15:19.000 It's a bummer.

01:15:21.000 I actually had another thought.

01:15:22.000 This is kind of changing the subject a little bit, but I think I have my, I developed my own version of the singularity.

01:15:28.000 I think, you know, he has a very kind of technological kind of view of when that's going to happen, when man and machine become indistinguishable and I follow a lot of what he's saying.

01:15:38.000 I think that nanotechnology could eventually take over the immune responsibilities and the computational responsibilities that we currently have.

01:15:46.000 I'm fine with that.

01:15:48.000 But I don't believe that's really the singularity because I certainly do believe in an eternal part of us.

01:15:54.000 And I think that the real singularity is going to come when we advance to the stage where we can consciously take that eternal part And choose which body we want to be in, and whether we want to be in it or not.

01:16:06.000 So that whole death, you know, the myth of death, when we think we die and we think it's all over, it's really a transition.

01:16:12.000 When we transcend that, and we can just take our spirit and say, okay, I'm going to live in this body for a little while, and then okay, I'm done with that body.

01:16:20.000 I'll take my spirit and push it into another body.

01:16:23.000 And so that consciousness never experiences the memory loss, never experiences that lack of connectedness with everything else.

01:16:29.000 I think for me, That is the true singularity.

01:16:33.000 And I think that singularity would come when you really push the advances in this kind of psychedelic exploration.

01:16:42.000 I don't think that comes from technology.

01:16:44.000 Maybe we do have to extend our lives another 500 years to be able to get there.

01:16:48.000 And technology can help us extend our lives for 500 years or whatever.

01:16:52.000 But I think ultimately the big advances that are going to take us to that complete paradigm shifting level are going to come from, you know, manipulating molecules like DMT and how they interact with the brain and transcending and being able to master these altered extra states of consciousness.

01:17:09.000 I think that technology is sort of a psychedelic experience.

01:17:13.000 It's just a really slow-moving one.

01:17:17.000 What psychedelics do is they dissolve boundaries and they create the impossible in front of you and it's sort of humbling to the ego and provide you with a limitless source of information.

01:17:28.000 That's the internet.

01:17:29.000 The internet is psychedelic defined.

01:17:33.000 The internet is psychedelic.

01:17:34.000 It's not a big hallucination.

01:17:37.000 So we sort of mistake the concept of what is psychedelic.

01:17:42.000 But the technology for sure is changing everything and providing people with Things that to them will be a regular part of their everyday life, but just a hundred years ago were impossible and science fiction and insane.

01:17:59.000 And then it just becomes normal and you just get used to it.

01:18:02.000 If we stay alive for a million years, what is this going to look like?

01:18:06.000 You know what I mean?

01:18:07.000 It will look psychedelic. 0.99

01:18:08.000 It'll look like a goddamn DMT flash. 0.99

01:18:11.000 The world will look like something that we can't even wrap our heads around. 0.99

01:18:15.000 We all have Google goggles on And we're walking around reading each other's auras.

01:18:20.000 There's new scanners that they're introducing at the TSA that are going to be able to scan what you've had to eat that day.

01:18:27.000 Like literally, there'll be something like...

01:18:29.000 Is that for drug mules that are swallowing?

01:18:32.000 For everything, yes.

01:18:33.000 Cocaine balloons?

01:18:33.000 For not only that, they'll be able to tell if people are high.

01:18:36.000 They'll be able to tell if you're intoxicated, if you're drunk, if you're on pot, whatever. 1.00

01:18:40.000 They'll be able to scan your fucking molecule. 1.00

01:18:42.000 What a fucking disaster! 1.00

01:18:42.000 Oh yeah! 1.00

01:18:43.000 Well, that's what it is.

01:18:45.000 This lack of privacy is no longer a problem, but it's now a reality.

01:18:49.000 It's slowly changing from, you know, like, what are we going to do when the government can read your email, too?

01:18:56.000 Everyone's going to be able to read your email.

01:18:58.000 You know, there's not going to be any information that you can share, or that you can hide, rather.

01:19:03.000 It's going to get to a point where every thought that you ever have is able to be accessed.

01:19:08.000 It's going to be ones and zeros.

01:19:09.000 They're breaking the wall.

01:19:11.000 It's going to finally reach the convergence.

01:19:14.000 That's the real technological singularity, right?

01:19:16.000 The idea that we all converge. 1.00

01:19:19.000 Yeah, but not with some malicious bad parent running a fucking show. 0.99

01:19:26.000 Well, like we have right now. 0.99

01:19:27.000 Yeah, we've got to figure that out. 0.98

01:19:31.000 They have to catch the fuck up. 1.00

01:19:33.000 Because the only reason why they're a malicious parent is because they're ignorant. 1.00

01:19:36.000 They haven't had those experiences. 1.00

01:19:38.000 Which is why I've said before, you should never be a fucking president or any kind of leader unless you've had a massive psychedelic experience. 1.00

01:19:45.000 And people say that that's ridiculous. 0.99

01:19:47.000 I mean, to the uninitiated, me saying that is like, oh, that's Rogan being silly. 1.00

01:19:52.000 He's just talking nonsense, the fucking cage-fighting commentator. 1.00

01:19:55.000 He likes extreme shit. 1.00

01:19:57.000 No, rationally. 1.00

01:19:59.000 Who the fuck are you to try to change the world unless you haven't... 0.99

01:20:03.000 Improve the world. 1.00

01:20:04.000 You're going to keep playing the same stupid game. 1.00

01:20:08.000 See what the fucking dragon has to say about indefinite detention. 1.00

01:20:10.000 Wouldn't you love to see Barack Obama, just a fucking hut filled with Barack Obama, George Bush Jr., George Bush Sr., Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld, and they were all ayahuasca. 1.00

01:20:22.000 They would be puking out little fucking demons. 1.00

01:20:25.000 I'd rather see them on ecstasy. 1.00

01:20:27.000 That'd be hilarious.

01:20:28.000 Yeah, but I'm actually...

01:20:29.000 I mean, they'll be nice to each other for a few hours.

01:20:31.000 It'd be awesome, isn't it? 0.98

01:20:32.000 And they'll have headaches and fucking nuke somebody for it. 0.99

01:20:35.000 Yeah, then the serotonin will deplete themselves and they'll be fucking more cranky than ever. 0.97

01:20:39.000 But if you got them on, like, a real session, a five or six session, month-long journey, just leave them out there.

01:20:47.000 At the end of it, how do you feel, Mr. Wolfowitz?

01:20:50.000 Yeah, just thinking about all the millions of deaths they've...

01:20:54.000 They've caused that could have been avoided.

01:20:56.000 All the babies in Iraq with no legs. 1.00

01:20:59.000 They may not come back from the jungle. 0.99

01:21:00.000 They may feel like they just fucking can't come back. 0.96

01:21:03.000 They're going to go for a walk until a jaguar gets them. 0.99

01:21:06.000 That's it.

01:21:06.000 Sacrifice themselves.

01:21:07.000 Even a jaguar probably wouldn't get Dick Cheney. 1.00

01:21:09.000 Like, what am I going to do with this old motherfucker? 1.00

01:21:12.000 The Jaguars, they probably even want to eat people that are that old. 1.00

01:21:15.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:21:16.000 This is poison. 1.00

01:21:17.000 Old cheeseburger-eating douchebag probably smells like ass. 1.00

01:21:20.000 Imagine how bad that smells to a Jaguar. 1.00

01:21:23.000 Yeah.

01:21:23.000 Couldn't be good.

01:21:24.000 On his second heart.

01:21:27.000 The Caymans would get him. 1.00

01:21:28.000 They don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:21:30.000 Caymans will eat anything. 1.00

01:21:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:32.000 Yeah, they will, right?

01:21:33.000 Yeah, they're...

01:21:34.000 They don't get that big, though, do they?

01:21:36.000 Not too big.

01:21:36.000 How big is it?

01:21:37.000 They're not that scary.

01:21:38.000 They can get like 10 feet.

01:21:40.000 10 feet?

01:21:40.000 Yeah.

01:21:40.000 10 feet can kill you.

01:21:41.000 10 feet can kill you, but they're not that aggressive.

01:21:44.000 They're not like crocodiles.

01:21:45.000 Yeah, they're not like the crocs.

01:21:48.000 It's weird how parts of the world, like some parts just develop too much cattle.

01:21:53.000 They develop too many unulant animals, too many hooved animals, and they're like, all right.

01:21:57.000 Bring in the monsters. 1.00

01:21:59.000 The monsters have to chase down these 50 mile an hour running cows and kill these fucking things. 1.00

01:22:05.000 Everywhere you look that has too many cows, too many whatever it is, whether it's antelope or water buffalo, there's crocodiles, there's wildebeest, there's crocodiles, there's lions. 1.00

01:22:17.000 It's almost like nature goes, stop. 1.00

01:22:21.000 You fucking cunts. 1.00

01:22:23.000 You want to stop fucking and eating grass? 1.00

01:22:26.000 Alright, bring it in. 1.00

01:22:27.000 Send the monsters. 0.94

01:22:29.000 But in the Amazon, there's no cattle.

01:22:32.000 So they're like, yeah, little crocodiles.

01:22:35.000 Little ones.

01:22:35.000 Little caimans.

01:22:37.000 Snakes and shit. 0.99

01:22:38.000 Clean up the fish. 1.00

01:22:39.000 Snakes.

01:22:39.000 We don't have herds of cattle wandering through the rainforest that you have to minimize.

01:22:46.000 No.

01:22:47.000 You do get a very balanced sense.

01:22:50.000 Nature got it right there when you're in the jungle.

01:22:54.000 Every inch is covered in life and the life is all kind of working together.

01:22:58.000 It's a pretty cool feeling. 0.89

01:23:00.000 It's sad as fuck when you fly over the areas that have been chewed up. 0.98

01:23:03.000 We flew into Brazil and there's areas we fly over where you can see where they've chopped down big swaths of the rainforest And it's like wow that's no joke like that's a lot like they've cut a lot of fucking trees down man Yeah, and that rainforest is not growing back where they cut it down. 0.98

01:23:21.000 I mean, it's not it doesn't grow back there It doesn't it dries up and that's it.

01:23:25.000 It needs the more I mean, it's like a self-sustaining sort of an environment the rainforest is and And when you chop it down, it's not like it just builds back up.

01:23:33.000 That ground gets dry there because it's constantly exposed to the sun.

01:23:37.000 It changes everything.

01:23:38.000 It changes the whole ballgame.

01:23:40.000 It's really sad. 0.99

01:23:42.000 It's really kind of fucked up. 0.98

01:23:44.000 How many years would it take to grow all that back? 0.99

01:23:46.000 Eventually it would grow back.

01:23:47.000 Would it?

01:23:47.000 Seven.

01:23:48.000 Would it eventually?

01:23:49.000 I don't know if it would.

01:23:51.000 I think where the Nile Valley is used to be at one point in time a rainforest.

01:23:56.000 Yeah, it used to be lush.

01:23:57.000 Look at it now.

01:23:58.000 It didn't grow back. 1.00

01:23:59.000 It became fucking sand, a desert. 1.00

01:24:01.000 That's true. 1.00

01:24:02.000 Weather patterns might have had something to do with that. 0.99

01:24:05.000 I was watching a fucked up documentary on Neanderthals that may or may not be bullshit. 0.99

01:24:10.000 Seems like it's bullshit according to a lot of these science people have debunked it, but it's really cool. 0.99

01:24:17.000 It's too bad that it's bullshit because He wrote this thing about Neanderthals that we sort of, I think the word is anthropomorphize. 0.98

01:24:28.000 You sort of give animals human characteristics. 0.98

01:24:32.000 Right.

01:24:32.000 And he compares a human skull with a Neanderthal skull.

01:24:37.000 It's really fascinating.

01:24:39.000 That, first of all, you know, we see images of Neanderthals.

01:24:42.000 They always look like people.

01:24:44.000 Yeah, you think Geico cavemen.

01:24:46.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:24:47.000 Yeah.

01:24:47.000 Which is like Ari on a bad day.

01:24:50.000 But we're very different looking than Neanderthals.

01:24:53.000 Neanderthals have much larger eyes, and they're much higher on their head.

01:24:56.000 They're like where our forehead is.

01:24:58.000 It's weird. 0.98

01:24:59.000 They would look weird as fuck. 0.98

01:25:01.000 If you saw a Neanderthal in front of you, it wouldn't be like, oh, there's a dude that's on his way to the movies. 0.99

01:25:06.000 It'd be like, what the fuck is going on there? 0.99

01:25:08.000 And this guy made them out. 1.00

01:25:10.000 The other thing is that we always assume they have white skin.

01:25:13.000 And he made versions of them, like an artificial version of them, where they had black skin like a gorilla, and they were super muscular. 0.94

01:25:21.000 And his idea is that we were at war with Neanderthals until the intelligent humans figured out how to overcome them. 0.99

01:25:32.000 But look at one of the images this motherfucker put up. 1.00

01:25:38.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:25:40.000 Yeah.

01:25:40.000 He's like, they would have big slit eyes like a cat so they could see at night.

01:25:45.000 Their eyes were much larger than ours.

01:25:47.000 And they were using tools, and they were intelligent, and they probably hunted us.

01:25:51.000 It's like Avatar. 0.93

01:25:52.000 It looks fucking badass. 0.74

01:25:54.000 But apparently there's very little to support this guy's theories. 0.98

01:26:00.000 And he's most likely gone silly and went like super sensationalist with all this.

01:26:07.000 But it is kind of cool.

01:26:09.000 So Neanderthals was a terminal chain of its own in the evolutionary, like the branch that created Homo sapiens happened earlier, and then Neanderthals was some terminal node that died out, right?

01:26:20.000 Well, they didn't evolve from Neanderthals to anything else.

01:26:23.000 Exactly.

01:26:23.000 Well, see, I don't know.

01:26:25.000 It's all very sketchy.

01:26:27.000 But Neanderthals evolved in Europe.

01:26:29.000 Homo sapiens evolved in Africa.

01:26:31.000 That's what we know.

01:26:32.000 But we also know that a lot of people have a certain percentage of Neanderthals in them. 0.99

01:26:36.000 So we don't know what happened there, whether we fucked them or they fucked us. 0.99

01:26:41.000 Both. 0.99

01:26:42.000 Yeah, or both.

01:26:44.000 But if they looked like this, it would be pretty freaky.

01:26:47.000 If they really did look like giant evil gorillas. 1.00

01:26:50.000 How many people wanted to fuck the blue avatar chick? 1.00

01:26:52.000 I want to fuck that big crazy blue bitch. 1.00

01:26:55.000 Especially if you could be in that big blue body. 1.00

01:26:58.000 Being a dude's body.

01:27:00.000 She was sexy, man. 0.75

01:27:01.000 She was.

01:27:01.000 There was something about her.

01:27:03.000 The Na'vi. 0.92

01:27:04.000 Yeah.

01:27:05.000 How many people got depressed after they saw that movie and wanted to live in the Avatar world?

01:27:11.000 You know how weird that is?

01:27:13.000 It was definitely idyllic.

01:27:14.000 But that was like a real issue with people.

01:27:17.000 They got Avatar to pressure.

01:27:18.000 We still long for that sort of noble hunter-gatherer existence.

01:27:24.000 We still long for that.

01:27:25.000 And the connectedness.

01:27:27.000 The sense of tribe. 0.98

01:27:28.000 We have no fucking sense of tribe anymore, really. 0.98

01:27:30.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:27:31.000 You know, we're so isolated.

01:27:32.000 This is as close as a tribe as we get.

01:27:33.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:27:34.000 A couple friends.

01:27:35.000 Yeah, we don't even live near each other. 0.85

01:27:36.000 He has to drive for fucking, I see him four days a week, he drives like an hour to get here. 0.86

01:27:41.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

01:27:42.000 Imagine if you had to walk.

01:27:43.000 We're nowhere near our friends. 0.97

01:27:45.000 And that's so, you know, I think that's so important in so much of what's missing and allows people to get so fucking off. 0.98

01:27:52.000 I was just going, I was walking through a TV and I hate seeing local news shit. 0.98

01:27:57.000 And I talked about some dude who had his wife chained up and was beating her with a hot frying pan. 0.99

01:28:03.000 And I'm like, oh, I fucking hate hearing that because it makes me so mad.

01:28:06.000 But I'm thinking, if there was a tribe, if that meant... 0.97

01:28:10.000 Only exists because he was allowed to live out on a farm and nobody fucking checked on him. 0.99

01:28:15.000 But if you were in a tribe, that shit doesn't happen. 0.99

01:28:17.000 It's like, where's your wife? 0.99

01:28:18.000 I haven't seen her for 10 years. 1.00

01:28:20.000 And I hear fucking hissing and screaming from your hut. 1.00

01:28:23.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:28:25.000 There's some kind of...

01:28:26.000 The tribe would have taken care of that guy. 1.00

01:28:28.000 It would have been like, you are a fucking sick dog. 1.00

01:28:30.000 Go back to the source. 1.00

01:28:32.000 You're done.

01:28:33.000 You're done.

01:28:34.000 And that just doesn't happen.

01:28:36.000 There's no kind of...

01:28:37.000 And that's an extreme example.

01:28:39.000 I mean, easier examples are the people who are bummed out and depressed and can't talk to anybody or can't do anything or can't have that social contact.

01:28:46.000 I saw something else on the, I think it's disinfo.com site where this woman started a service where she's charging like $60 to snuggle for like an hour, you know, in like a New York or a city like that. 0.97

01:28:59.000 She's going to get raped. 1.00

01:29:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:01.000 It is. 0.83

01:29:01.000 But people are so fucking isolated from other human contact that it's seriously depressing them. 0.83

01:29:07.000 $60 to snuggle. 0.97

01:29:08.000 Yeah.

01:29:09.000 $60 to snuggle.

01:29:09.000 No one's going to just want that snuggling.

01:29:11.000 Some people need it, man.

01:29:13.000 She's teasing.

01:29:14.000 If she's hot, I'd do it. 0.99

01:29:15.000 $60? 1.00

01:29:16.000 Of course you would do it, but you would try to fuck her. 1.00

01:29:18.000 Maybe you see this bullshit. 1.00

01:29:20.000 Maybe they're hookers. 1.00

01:29:20.000 They just start off with snuggling. 1.00

01:29:22.000 Make sure you're not a cop. 0.99

01:29:24.000 If you take a baby monkey away from the human contact of the mother monkey, if it can't hug up on it, they've done studies about that, and the monkey gets fucked up. 0.99

01:29:34.000 It's terrifying. 0.99

01:29:34.000 It's all fucking whacked out. 0.99

01:29:36.000 I think a certain amount of contact and interaction is what our species is made for. 0.96

01:29:42.000 Isn't it ironic that the larger the species group gets, the less contact it has with each other? 0.97

01:29:49.000 I mean, you would think that this 300 million of us, fuck, would be interacting with each other all day long, constantly, never get away from each other. 0.92

01:29:55.000 It's almost like technology is trying to bring us closer to a tribe. 0.98

01:30:00.000 Technology, by dissolving secrets and boundaries, is trying to bring this gigantic group back together again as one individual unit like a tribe.

01:30:10.000 But I think that...

01:30:12.000 There's a weird problem that we have with the fact that technology is just fucking taking off faster than our biology can catch up to. 0.66

01:30:22.000 I agree.

01:30:23.000 I think it's real hard for people to be happy in the reality of today's world because just physiologically...

01:30:31.000 Well, first of all, monogamy.

01:30:33.000 How many people struggle with monogamy? 0.97

01:30:35.000 How many people struggle with the idea of the responsibility of being a parent?

01:30:41.000 How many people struggle with the idea of the fact that you have to sustain some sort of a living and an existence?

01:30:48.000 It all seems like something you don't want to do.

01:30:50.000 Yeah.

01:30:51.000 But yet, this is what everybody's doing.

01:30:53.000 Everybody's getting the house and paying. 0.99

01:30:54.000 You got a 30-year commitment to pay the X amount a month and you got to work or they fucking take all your house away and everything you paid will go to nothing and you're fucking doomed.

01:31:03.000 I mean, if you look at the way a lot of people are forced to live this life, it's so completely and totally unnatural, but so completely and obviously designed to keep this machine moving in the same direction.

01:31:16.000 Because you keep this machine mass-producing technology, mass-producing innovation, and moving it faster and faster and further and further.

01:31:25.000 Ultimately, everybody's like a little worker bee trying to push their segment of technology further.

01:31:32.000 Yeah, but the consciousness is starting to reject it.

01:31:36.000 You're starting to see the casualties.

01:31:37.000 The casualties have been around for a long time.

01:31:39.000 And they fill those with antidepressants.

01:31:42.000 Yeah, keep them in the system.

01:31:43.000 Keep them going. 0.86

01:31:44.000 But at a certain point, people are going to get fucking fed up again.

01:31:47.000 And I think that's maybe what this whole change in consciousness that people are talking about. 0.92

01:31:51.000 I think that actually may be real.

01:31:54.000 I don't know if it has anything to do with what the Mayans were talking about.

01:31:56.000 But you can kind of sense something different is happening now.

01:31:59.000 Well, I think just the fact that we've been bombarded with truth for the past, you know, who knows how many years now.

01:32:08.000 We're constantly bombarded with reality and information.

01:32:11.000 And that's just such a strange time where there's no running from reality.

01:32:17.000 Whereas before, people could just sort of live in the dark or go super religious or, you know, they could block themselves off to giant chunks of what really, you know, makes the world tick.

01:32:27.000 You can't do that anymore.

01:32:29.000 Now people are becoming too empowered.

01:32:32.000 They're too filled with information, too aware.

01:32:35.000 You see how it's balancing itself out in the financial world.

01:32:41.000 People are going to jail like crazy now.

01:32:43.000 Lawsuits are coming down like crazy.

01:32:45.000 You can't hide information the way you used to. 0.99

01:32:48.000 That Bernie Madoff dude, that guy could have rocked that shit for 100 years back in 1910. He could have rocked that shit until the wheels fell off, and no one would have suspected it coming. 0.99

01:33:00.000 But in this world, in today's day and age, it's not that easy. 1.00

01:33:05.000 Yeah, it'll be interesting to see which way it goes.

01:33:07.000 I think there is a yearning. 0.99

01:33:08.000 Actually, I don't know if he could have rocked that shit in 1910. I think, I mean, they would have probably caught him either way. 0.99

01:33:13.000 I don't think that was a good analogy.

01:33:16.000 I think there's a yearning to get back to that kind of community sense.

01:33:20.000 I mean, as you said, while you can connect with a massive amount of people online, I mean, so much of the interaction is... 0.99

01:33:26.000 Also pretty fucked up, too. 1.00

01:33:28.000 Cunt. 1.00

01:33:29.000 Fucking loser. 1.00

01:33:30.000 Kill yourself. 1.00

01:33:31.000 And it's not like interacting with the real person where you would never say that to another person because you would see them, A, even if you were stronger and could kick their ass, you would see them get sad and it would be like you'd feel bad, hopefully, unless you're just a fucking total monster. 1.00

01:33:46.000 But, you know, there's this check and balance of real interaction versus cyber interaction. 0.99

01:33:51.000 Yeah, social cues.

01:33:53.000 Yeah, feelings that you get from talking to people.

01:33:55.000 When you can just anonymously lash out at someone with no repercussions whatsoever.

01:34:00.000 Yeah, but have you been to the county fair?

01:34:01.000 That's all it's about. 1.00

01:34:03.000 You know, there are so many fucking people out there. 1.00

01:34:05.000 It's just stupid people. 1.00

01:34:09.000 The county fair? 1.00

01:34:10.000 Yeah, like if you go to a hometown Midwest county fair.

01:34:13.000 No, a lot of it is people just having fun, man. 0.97

01:34:15.000 There's going to be a few dickheads. 0.98

01:34:17.000 But whenever you get large gatherings of people, there's always a few dickheads. 0.98

01:34:21.000 But that's not most of the people. 0.86

01:34:22.000 Go to the county fair in Ohio.

01:34:25.000 Is Ohio a different world?

01:34:27.000 It's totally a different world than Los Angeles.

01:34:29.000 But how is it a different world as far as the county fair?

01:34:32.000 It's just...

01:34:33.000 Just go there, I guess.

01:34:35.000 It's just awful.

01:34:36.000 I've been to a few rodeos and they're pretty friendly people.

01:34:38.000 What are you experiencing? 1.00

01:34:40.000 Just the dumbness. 0.99

01:34:42.000 The caveman type species that lives in certain areas of the United States. 1.00

01:34:50.000 So Ohio is mostly idiots, is that what you're saying? 1.00

01:34:52.000 There's a lot of them. 1.00

01:34:53.000 There's a lot of them.

01:34:54.000 So when you go to a state fair in Ohio, you think you're just seeing a lot of it?

01:34:57.000 Because, I mean, there might be Columbus, there might be Cleveland, and there might be Cincinnati, but there's a whole lot of other space around those areas that you're like, who lives here?

01:35:06.000 I think the majority, at least 80% of them are cool.

01:35:08.000 I think you're dealing with a small group of loud people that become a problem almost everywhere. 1.00

01:35:15.000 And a lot of them are fucking probably shitty jobs and alcoholics and hate their life and What I'm saying, though, is that if you see these people that are just idiots and retarded online that are just yelling out cunt, fuck, blah, blah, those are the same people that you see, you know, the worst of the worst. 1.00

01:35:32.000 You see those people in real life, too. 1.00

01:35:34.000 You just never see them because we're here in Los Angeles.

01:35:36.000 Well, not just that, because you avoid them because you've got a good social circle. 1.00

01:35:40.000 You know where to go and where not to go, and every now and then it crosses over and you wind up hanging out with some morons or getting stuck with some morons. 0.98

01:35:47.000 That's why I fucking wish that the states had full autonomy, because I think you would start to actually, at that point where federal government could give up, the states could make cool enough laws and have a cool enough system built together. 1.00

01:35:58.000 Kick cunts out? 0.99

01:35:59.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:36:00.000 Well, it just, they would, you know, people would be attracted, the right kind of people, you know?

01:36:04.000 That would be awesome.

01:36:04.000 If a state could be like a message board of people, we could just ban people in real lives, like they can't get close to.

01:36:09.000 The sense of tribe, I think, would come back. 0.93

01:36:11.000 There'd be a unity between the governing body and the people, and they would be like, I fucking love my state.

01:36:17.000 Not just from some strange patriotic pride, like, yeah, you don't mess with Texas or whatever else.

01:36:22.000 Well, I think eventually you're going to be able to walk up to someone and mouse over them.

01:36:27.000 You'll be able to put your cursor over them, and you'll be able to read all their information. 0.99

01:36:31.000 Except people will be lying motherfuckers with their cursors. 0.96

01:36:34.000 Hopefully we'll have Yelp for people, and you'll be able to say, Oh, Aubrey has five stars. 0.98

01:36:38.000 He's a really cool guy.

01:36:39.000 We could take him anywhere.

01:36:40.000 And California's only letting five-star people in. 0.97

01:36:43.000 If you're a douchebag, you can't go. 0.95

01:36:45.000 And this guy shows up. 1.00

01:36:47.000 Oh, I'm a fucking good Christian. 0.98

01:36:48.000 I'm a good guy. 1.00

01:36:50.000 As long as you're not gay and trying to get married. 0.98

01:36:52.000 And you see he's got two stars.

01:36:54.000 There's people on Yelp that, I don't know how they got on there, but there's people on Yelp and there are people revealing people as if they were a business.

01:37:03.000 Oh, really?

01:37:04.000 But there's people on there.

01:37:05.000 Oh, that's funny.

01:37:05.000 I haven't checked to see if I was on there.

01:37:08.000 Well, you should be able to review the person that's reviewing and if the person reviewing only has two stars, their review shouldn't count.

01:37:15.000 Shouldn't count. 1.00

01:37:15.000 Like, well, she's a cunt. 1.00

01:37:16.000 Look, of course she hates me. 1.00

01:37:18.000 She hates herself. 0.88

01:37:19.000 She hates everybody. 0.97

01:37:21.000 Speaking of hate... 0.99

01:37:22.000 Somehow everybody would just fucking cheat that system. 0.96

01:37:24.000 Do you know this Daniel Tosh situation? 0.93

01:37:26.000 Do you know what happened with Daniel Tosh?

01:37:27.000 Yeah, we talked about it.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, we didn't talk about this.

01:37:30.000 And this is what's hilarious.

01:37:32.000 This woman wrote a blog about this. 1.00

01:37:34.000 Is this Tosh 2.0 or whatever?

01:37:36.000 That guy?

01:37:37.000 Yeah, he's getting in trouble for this. 1.00

01:37:38.000 He's forced to apologize to this asshole. 1.00

01:37:40.000 And this woman wrote a blog about it. 1.00

01:37:43.000 A completely delusional blog, by the way.

01:37:46.000 He's asking...

01:37:48.000 This is what Daniel Tosh did.

01:37:50.000 He asked...

01:37:51.000 He asked...

01:37:54.000 What is this?

01:37:55.000 She said, oh, I would find out this is Daniel Tosh.

01:37:58.000 At the time, I thought he was just some yahoo who somehow got a gig on after Cook.

01:38:02.000 I honestly thought he was an amateur because he didn't seem that comfortable on stage and seemed to have really awkward presence. 1.00

01:38:10.000 Fucking useless. 1.00

01:38:12.000 Fucking idiot. 1.00

01:38:14.000 Writing a blog. 1.00

01:38:15.000 Anybody can write a blog.

01:38:16.000 So this dummy.

01:38:17.000 Tosh is asking people to throw out questions.

01:38:22.000 Mm-hmm.

01:38:22.000 So they're throwing out, you know, what should I talk about?

01:38:25.000 And someone says rape.

01:38:26.000 And he goes, oh yeah, rape, that's really funny.

01:38:29.000 Yeah, what's funny about that? 0.72

01:38:30.000 The humiliation, the violence.

01:38:33.000 You know, he's like saying, ranting on things, the reason why rape isn't funny.

01:38:36.000 And so some woman yells out, Actually, rape jokes are never funny. 1.00

01:38:42.000 This dumb cunt that wrote this blog yells this out. 1.00

01:38:46.000 So he says, wouldn't it be funny if you got raped by like five people right now? 1.00

01:38:50.000 Which is really funny. 0.99

01:38:51.000 He doesn't really mean that. 0.99

01:38:53.000 What he's trying to do is, he's riffing and you're interrupting with some self-righteous horse shit. 1.00

01:38:59.000 Oh, you're saying that rape is bad? 1.00

01:39:01.000 Is that what you're saying?

01:39:02.000 Oh, Jesus! 1.00

01:39:02.000 You're at a fucking comedy club, you asshole! 1.00

01:39:05.000 And this woman writes this. 1.00

01:39:07.000 She writes this whole fucking rambling, self-serving article about this. 1.00

01:39:12.000 And now, because of that, he had to apologize for her. 0.99

01:39:14.000 Because he joked around about rape.

01:39:18.000 Yep, that's raper. 1.00

01:39:21.000 Well, she's going to get her mind raped by the internet, I'm sure, because it's so beyond stupid. 1.00

01:39:27.000 You know, and she's like, we were shocked. 1.00

01:39:29.000 We couldn't believe it.

01:39:30.000 I demanded to speak to the manager.

01:39:32.000 He demanded to speak to the manager.

01:39:34.000 This is what I said.

01:39:34.000 We talked about in the Ice House Chronicles.

01:39:36.000 She should be fired from ever going to a comedy club again. 0.99

01:39:39.000 They should take a picture of her, and every comedy club in the country should agree that this fucking dummy is no longer allowed to go to comedy clubs. 1.00

01:39:46.000 Put a picture of her. 1.00

01:39:48.000 You're not allowed.

01:39:48.000 She comes to the door.

01:39:49.000 Blow your rape whistle. 1.00

01:39:52.000 It's an agreement when you go to those places to just leave that shit behind. 1.00

01:39:56.000 Go there to laugh. 1.00

01:39:57.000 Go there to laugh at the taboos that you think are so sacred that you can't even touch them.

01:40:02.000 Things that you're afraid of.

01:40:03.000 Things that your fears.

01:40:04.000 Death.

01:40:05.000 Any of this stuff.

01:40:06.000 You go there, you laugh.

01:40:07.000 You talk about it.

01:40:07.000 It becomes less serious after that.

01:40:09.000 I feel more bad for Dane Cook, who has this as a fan.

01:40:13.000 Poor guy.

01:40:14.000 Can you imagine this being one of your fans?

01:40:16.000 Well, apparently, Dane Cook, Burt Kreischer was just joking around and said, Dane Cook is going to live tweet while my show is on.

01:40:25.000 You know, just joking around. 0.91

01:40:26.000 And Dane got so much fucking hate mail, like hate tweets right away, and then Burt Kreischer started reading them. 0.99

01:40:33.000 There's a lot of fucking people that hate Dane Cook. 0.99

01:40:36.000 There's a lot of negativity attached to being that dude. 0.99

01:40:39.000 And he just got bummed out and told Bert to please leave him out of this whole thing.

01:40:45.000 Oh, really? 0.97

01:40:45.000 That sucks. 0.97

01:40:46.000 Yeah, you tweet about him yesterday, whenever Bert's show aired. 0.96

01:40:50.000 Yeah, if you tweet about Dane, for a certain number of people, that's a free shot.

01:40:57.000 You're allowed to attack Dane Cook.

01:40:59.000 It's like Minstelia. 1.00

01:41:00.000 Mencia, that poor fuck, he's a fucking duck with concentric circles of varying colors, red, white. 1.00

01:41:09.000 He's a duck with a target on him. 1.00

01:41:11.000 I mean, that's what he is.

01:41:12.000 But he built his karma, right?

01:41:13.000 I haven't heard anything that Dane did to build his karma.

01:41:16.000 Everyone tweet Dane Cook that he has beautiful lips.

01:41:20.000 Everyone tweet Dane Cook that he's a big sweetie.

01:41:22.000 He's a big cutie, McCuterson.

01:41:24.000 Yeah.

01:41:25.000 It's funny. 0.99

01:41:27.000 That sucks, man. 1.00

01:41:28.000 You know, Twitter is pretty fucked up, how that shit can turn on you and just ruin your whole entire day. 1.00

01:41:34.000 Well, what's fucked up is that, you know, anybody can sort of be anonymous and, you know, call yourself. 1.00

01:41:40.000 I mean, there's a lot of pictures on Twitter of fake accounts where it's like a hot chick in a bikini. 0.98

01:41:45.000 And like, please follow me.

01:41:47.000 I'm a big fan.

01:41:48.000 And like, you look at her profile, and it's her repeating that over and over again.

01:41:51.000 They're like a business. 0.98

01:41:52.000 And they'll do that and they'll say, oh my god, I just entered into this amazing contest for a free jet ski or whatever the fuck it is. 0.97

01:42:00.000 Yeah, sure. 0.93

01:42:01.000 There's a bunch of people that run, like there's this one dude that I know that runs thousands of fake Twitter accounts.

01:42:08.000 And when he wants to spam something out, he spams the same message on every single Twitter account.

01:42:14.000 This is why I found it out.

01:42:16.000 I went to his because I knew that he was scamming people.

01:42:19.000 So I went to his Twitter account and I said, let me look at his tweets.

01:42:22.000 And then I looked at some of his tweets were responding to people.

01:42:25.000 So I was like, well, what is he responding to?

01:42:27.000 And then I would go to the responding page.

01:42:29.000 He's responding to himself. 0.99

01:42:30.000 He's writing the same shit on all these different pages. 0.99

01:42:33.000 They all have the same message. 1.00

01:42:34.000 And then I followed the chain a few dozen times until I gave up.

01:42:39.000 But I just kept finding people, and I'd go to the other one, and it was the same thing.

01:42:43.000 It was the same messages, all the same tweets.

01:42:45.000 And I was like, I wonder how he has this automated.

01:42:48.000 It's a program.

01:42:49.000 Is it?

01:42:49.000 You think so?

01:42:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:42:50.000 That's how spammers use it.

01:42:51.000 When you say certain things, like if you say MagnaBox or whatever, you say Toshiba.

01:42:57.000 You'll suddenly get like, best Toshiba prices in town.

01:43:00.000 Click here for more information.

01:43:02.000 Spam from Twitter?

01:43:03.000 They'll do that?

01:43:04.000 Yeah, there's robots that just sit there and look for certain keywords in the timelines and stuff like that.

01:43:09.000 Did you hear about the biggest Russian spammer from a few years back? 0.98

01:43:13.000 There's this huge Russian spammer and Russia told him he was somehow operating within some basic rules so they couldn't go after him legally.

01:43:21.000 So they kept telling him to stop. 1.00

01:43:23.000 And he was like, ah, fuck you guys. 1.00

01:43:24.000 Fuck you guys. 1.00

01:43:25.000 Whatever. 1.00

01:43:25.000 He's making a shitload of money. 1.00

01:43:26.000 They found him beaten to death with a computer. 0.73

01:43:29.000 Oh my god.

01:43:31.000 Yeah.

01:43:31.000 You can look that up.

01:43:33.000 But I was like, alright, motherfucker. 1.00

01:43:34.000 You forget where you're from. 1.00

01:43:36.000 We're in fucking Russia here. 1.00

01:43:37.000 Don't tell me fuck you. 1.00

01:43:39.000 We tell you to stop. 1.00

01:43:40.000 You can't say fuck you in Russia. 1.00

01:43:42.000 You better hide, bitch. 1.00

01:43:43.000 Beaten to death with his computer. 1.00

01:43:45.000 They have totally different rules over there for how they deal with shit. 1.00

01:43:49.000 You can't just get away with stuff like that. 0.99

01:43:51.000 I wonder how they deal with hecklers.

01:43:53.000 I mean, do they have Russian stand-up comedy?

01:43:57.000 I don't know.

01:43:58.000 Probably harshly.

01:43:59.000 I had a funny story.

01:44:01.000 A stripper was telling me about... 1.00

01:44:02.000 She had some Russian stripper friends who she was stripping with. 1.00

01:44:07.000 And some girl... 1.00

01:44:07.000 Something whack happened. 1.00

01:44:10.000 She got in trouble for giving a handjob on the floor of the... 1.00

01:44:13.000 Strip club or something like that. 0.92

01:44:14.000 So she's bawling in the room and the Russian stripper goes up the door and goes, you want to cry? 1.00

01:44:19.000 You fucking cry alone! 1.00

01:44:21.000 Get out of here! 1.00

01:44:22.000 Like, that's just the fucking, that's just the Russian way, you know? 1.00

01:44:25.000 It's like, you fucking get your shit together. 1.00

01:44:28.000 They're hard. 1.00

01:44:28.000 Hard bitches. 1.00

01:44:30.000 I give three handjobs at the same time, one with foot. 1.00

01:44:35.000 Stop crying. 0.79

01:44:37.000 And then I send money home to Mother Russia. 0.81

01:44:41.000 Yeah, there's parts of the world that are cold and dark, dude.

01:44:45.000 Living over there.

01:44:46.000 That's why I have a few friends that have dated Russian chicks. 1.00

01:44:50.000 And I always feel like they're getting swindled.

01:44:53.000 I always feel like something weird's going on.

01:44:55.000 Like there's something mercenary happening here.

01:44:57.000 They're so funny.

01:44:59.000 I know a guy who's Russian, who's gay for pay, and his boyfriend, he's straight, but he's this Russian guy. 0.97

01:45:06.000 And his boyfriend is this rich gay guy. 0.98

01:45:09.000 And this rich gay guy buys him nice cars, puts him up in a fat apartment. 1.00

01:45:14.000 I mean, really takes care of this guy. 1.00

01:45:16.000 And it's so that he has sex with him. 0.98

01:45:18.000 I don't know what they do. 0.99

01:45:19.000 They blowjobs or whatever. 0.99

01:45:21.000 I don't know how he rocks it, but the guy's straight. 1.00

01:45:24.000 And when I found out about him, I'm like, damn, that motherfucker's like a Russian whore. 1.00

01:45:28.000 He's like a mercenary dude that's willing to suck this old guy's dick. 1.00

01:45:33.000 You get the feeling that there's some kind of harshness of life in Russia. 1.00

01:45:38.000 Even when you used to see Fedor fight, just the kind of calmness that he came out there when his imposing physical violence is about to come.

01:45:46.000 It's like, whatever he's been through...

01:45:48.000 So much fucking scarier than the giant that he's about to fight on the other side of the ring.

01:45:53.000 You get that feeling from everybody. 0.96

01:45:55.000 Not everybody, but a lot of the people over there. 0.99

01:45:58.000 Life is so harsh that what you think would be intimidating is just, I don't give a fuck. 0.98

01:46:03.000 Yeah, they're not really that concerned with fights. 0.99

01:46:06.000 Just a fight?

01:46:07.000 Okay, let's do it.

01:46:08.000 Easy.

01:46:09.000 Did you see his last fight with Pedro Hizzo?

01:46:12.000 I didn't.

01:46:12.000 No, I missed that one.

01:46:13.000 Dude.

01:46:14.000 It was brutal.

01:46:15.000 It was brutal.

01:46:16.000 It's almost too bad that he's retiring now because his stand-up, since he started going to Holland, his stand-up has really improved a lot.

01:46:24.000 It got a lot better. 0.98

01:46:25.000 He threw some pretty high-level shit at Pedro Hizzo. 0.99

01:46:28.000 First of all, you had Pedro staggered just from the speed. 0.99

01:46:31.000 He's really fast for a heavyweight.

01:46:33.000 Because he's not a big heavyweight.

01:46:35.000 He's like 230, but with a high percentage of body fat.

01:46:39.000 Mm-hmm.

01:46:39.000 If you had him lean, he would probably be about 205, something like that.

01:46:43.000 And so he moves like a 205 pounder.

01:46:46.000 I mean, a really fast 205 pounder. 0.99

01:46:48.000 His brother was fast as fuck, too. 0.99

01:46:51.000 Good hands, too. 1.00

01:46:52.000 His brother's a lot bigger, though.

01:46:53.000 But he lit Pedro Hizzo up, man.

01:46:56.000 He hit him with a leg kick, and then he faked the leg kick and threw like a Superman hook and cracked him on the jaw and then just unloaded on him on the ground.

01:47:03.000 It's hard to watch, man, because Pedro Hizzo is one of those dudes that's been around for a long time.

01:47:09.000 If you watched a highlight reel of all the times Pedro Hizzo's had his life turned out, it's really hard to watch.

01:47:16.000 You know, the Gilbert Iovil fight, the Josh Barnett fight, there's a lot of fights over and over again where Pedro Hizzo's been really hit hard, really scary knockouts.

01:47:29.000 I mean, how many can a man endure?

01:47:31.000 That's where it begs the question.

01:47:33.000 I don't know.

01:47:36.000 I think a lot of money and a lot of science is trying to figure that out with these concussions that they're trying to explore.

01:47:41.000 If they can figure out how to fix that, that'll change the prize-fighting world totally.

01:47:46.000 Yeah.

01:47:46.000 People don't have to worry about brain damage anymore.

01:47:49.000 If they can just sort of stick a needle inside your ear and inject some stem cells and your brain rejuvenates itself.

01:47:55.000 People would just do extra shots, though, to get smarter. 1.00

01:47:58.000 They'd be like, fuck alpha brain. 1.00

01:48:00.000 I'm going to take a chance on overgrowing my head. 1.00

01:48:05.000 But what if that backfired and turned autistic or something?

01:48:08.000 It'd be a little scary.

01:48:10.000 I wonder if they're going to be able to eventually figure out a way to regenerate brain cells because that's a real issue with people with head trauma.

01:48:16.000 It's just big parts of your brain just are not the same anymore after massive concussions, especially if you've had multiple concussions.

01:48:23.000 And like football players and especially fighters in training, that's the big one.

01:48:28.000 There's a guy who died recently in an unregulated MMA fight and he got triangled and tapped from the triangle and was no head trauma at all in the fight.

01:48:39.000 Went back to his locker room and was watching some fights and then someone heard some moaning and they looked over and he had collapsed.

01:48:48.000 And he wound up dying.

01:48:50.000 And they brought him to the hospital and when they did an autopsy on him that he found it was blunt force trauma from about a week ago.

01:48:58.000 Mm-hmm.

01:48:59.000 So it's something that he had sustained.

01:49:01.000 I'm pretty sure that's what they had decided.

01:49:02.000 It wasn't from the fight.

01:49:05.000 They were pointing to something that had happened in training like a week before.

01:49:09.000 And then the adrenaline, dehydration, a little bit of a blood restriction from the triangle.

01:49:14.000 When Travis Luter fought Marvin Eastman, Marvin Eastman had gotten knocked out twice in training.

01:49:19.000 He got KO'd twice in training.

01:49:22.000 And so when Travis connected with him, it wasn't even like the hardest punch in the world.

01:49:26.000 It was weird.

01:49:26.000 He caught him on the end of a punch, and Marvin just went completely unconscious, like instantly.

01:49:31.000 It was like, whoa, it's one of those weird ones.

01:49:33.000 Like, what's going on there?

01:49:35.000 Same thing with Forrest Griffin when he fought Anderson Silva.

01:49:38.000 He had been knocked out twice in training, too. 0.61

01:49:42.000 Those guys are crazy. 0.57

01:49:44.000 That's crazy. 0.95

01:49:45.000 You're getting KO'd twice and then you're going to get KO'd again.

01:49:48.000 But you sign up for a fight.

01:49:50.000 You sign up.

01:49:51.000 This is what you're supposed to be doing. 1.00

01:49:53.000 If you get KO'd in training, man, that's just tough shit. 1.00

01:49:56.000 You just suck it up and you get out there and fight. 0.99

01:49:58.000 It's a fine line between having to believe that you're going to win no matter what and then also being realistic and being like, yeah, I should probably bail on this.

01:50:06.000 Well, very few guys know when to bail.

01:50:09.000 That's the hardest part.

01:50:10.000 The hardest part is knowing when to walk away.

01:50:13.000 And everybody wants to walk away with a win. 0.99

01:50:16.000 The hardest part is figuring out what the fuck to do with your life next. 0.85

01:50:20.000 Because when a guy is trying to be a fighter, he really doesn't have a whole lot of options. 0.96

01:50:24.000 I mean, you're doing one thing.

01:50:27.000 And while you're doing that one thing, that's all you can concentrate on.

01:50:30.000 It's going to be your whole life, period.

01:50:32.000 And then all of a sudden, it's not your life anymore.

01:50:35.000 Now you've got to find something else.

01:50:37.000 You've also got to match that excitement level.

01:50:39.000 I mean, how are you going to do that?

01:50:41.000 This is the most amazing spectacle on the earth.

01:50:44.000 You versus another man while millions watch.

01:50:47.000 And the triumph and all those emotions.

01:50:49.000 I mean, you'll never be able to duplicate that.

01:50:52.000 Yeah, it's almost impossible unless you become like some crazy downhill skier dudes where they drop you off a helicopter. 1.00

01:50:59.000 Those guys are out of their fucking minds. 0.98

01:51:02.000 How long ago did you do this recent trip? 1.00

01:51:06.000 Was it months ago or weeks ago?

01:51:09.000 It was like two weeks ago.

01:51:11.000 Yeah, I talked to Bob about it already.

01:51:13.000 Yeah, they don't have it up yet, so they were asking me.

01:51:15.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:51:16.000 Okay.

01:51:16.000 Oh, I'll just tell you folks.

01:51:18.000 We're doing a show Wednesday night.

01:51:19.000 Nice house.

01:51:19.000 10 p.m.

01:51:20.000 Main room.

01:51:21.000 Big room.

01:51:22.000 Tickets will be on the website.

01:51:23.000 Probably Ari. 1.00

01:51:25.000 Does Ari have anything Wednesday night? 0.98

01:51:26.000 I don't know.

01:51:28.000 Definitely me and definitely Brian.

01:51:30.000 We're going to be in Calgary this week, too.

01:51:32.000 Not me.

01:51:33.000 Not you.

01:51:34.000 Brian doesn't.

01:51:35.000 I don't go to Canada.

01:51:35.000 You never take me to Canada.

01:51:36.000 Do you want to come to Canada? 1.00

01:51:37.000 Fuck yeah, Vancouver. 1.00

01:51:38.000 All right, fella. 1.00

01:51:39.000 Next time I go to Vancouver, you're coming.

01:51:41.000 But we're doing the Jack Singer Concert Hall in Calgary.

01:51:45.000 And the first show sold out, but we're doing a second show.

01:51:48.000 And that's almost sold out.

01:51:49.000 But some tickets are available for the second show.

01:51:52.000 It's me, Duncan Trussell, and Ari Shafir.

01:51:55.000 And that's this Friday night.

01:51:57.000 So it's about as close to Death Squad as you can get without Joey Diaz and Brian.

01:52:03.000 But Joey Diaz is not going to make it to Canada.

01:52:06.000 Canada has very strict laws about criminals.

01:52:10.000 And when you got kidnapping with firearms, yeah.

01:52:15.000 They're like, I know it was a long time ago, Joey.

01:52:18.000 He's like, listen, I'm a different guy now.

01:52:20.000 I got 11 cats.

01:52:21.000 Come on.

01:52:22.000 They won't let him in.

01:52:23.000 So I'm sorry.

01:52:24.000 I'm sorry, Canada.

01:52:25.000 I can't bring Joey Diaz.

01:52:26.000 But you can always sneak in and hang out with us.

01:52:29.000 We're at the Ice House all the time.

01:52:31.000 We've had a bunch of Canadians and English people and people from all over the world come down and hang out at the Ice House, which is really cool because the Ice House is one of the oldest clubs in the country.

01:52:42.000 It started in 1951. I mean, it's...

01:52:46.000 Was that right?

01:52:47.000 51 or 61?

01:52:48.000 It's been 50 years, so I don't know.

01:52:51.000 So that's not even...

01:52:51.000 I don't know.

01:52:52.000 Whatever it is.

01:52:53.000 I think it started off in the 50s, and then in the 60s, it became a comedy club. 0.99

01:52:58.000 I think it was something else before that, like some sort of a jazz club or something stupid.

01:53:02.000 But either way, it's an amazing old club that's run by some really cool people. 0.86

01:53:07.000 They have the nicest wait staff, and it's in Pasadena, and we do shows there all the time.

01:53:11.000 So we'll be there this Wednesday.

01:53:12.000 Do you have a show there Friday?

01:53:14.000 I haven't decided yet. 0.99

01:53:16.000 See, we're casual about that kind of shit. 0.98

01:53:19.000 But what we usually do is like last week we had Greg Fitzsimmons, Dom Irera, Ari Shafir. 0.99

01:53:25.000 It's that kind of lineup.

01:53:27.000 It's like all our friends that are in town, we have them come down.

01:53:30.000 You do have one.

01:53:30.000 I do have one Friday at 10 p.m.

01:53:32.000 Is it in the main room or the small room?

01:53:34.000 The small room.

01:53:34.000 The small room is pretty dope too.

01:53:35.000 The small room is only like 85 seats.

01:53:37.000 It's like super intimate.

01:53:39.000 They have two rooms at the Ice House.

01:53:40.000 But it's just like there's so much history in there.

01:53:43.000 Like the other day, I went in there with Tommy Chong and we were there too.

01:53:48.000 We Cheech and Chong with Tommy Chong.

01:53:49.000 Yeah, we Cheech and Chong with Tommy Chong.

01:53:52.000 We really did. 0.99

01:53:52.000 When you say you get high with Tommy Chong, man, that is cool as fuck. 0.99

01:53:56.000 Legit. 0.98

01:53:56.000 Yeah, and we went in there and it's like you could feel when you're standing in that room when it's dark and there's no one on stage and there's no one in the room. 0.98

01:54:03.000 Like you could feel the energy that's been transmitted in that building.

01:54:07.000 Like that's a place where decades and decades of stand-up comedy has gone down.

01:54:13.000 So we're there this Wednesday night, and you can get tickets at icehousecomedy.com.

01:54:18.000 Just click on the link for Death Squad.

01:54:20.000 It probably isn't even up yet.

01:54:21.000 Just call them and tell them you want in.

01:54:24.000 They'll sell you a ticket. 1.00

01:54:25.000 They'll figure that shit out. 1.00

01:54:26.000 Use your credit card, you dirty bitches. 1.00

01:54:28.000 Our shows in San Diego were amazing. 1.00

01:54:29.000 We had Jim Norton stopped in for once.

01:54:31.000 Yeah, Norton didn't even want to go up.

01:54:33.000 He's like, I don't want to go up.

01:54:34.000 I don't want to ruin his pay time.

01:54:35.000 I don't want to go up. 0.97

01:54:36.000 He's so crazy.

01:54:37.000 I'm like, go up. 1.00

01:54:38.000 These fucking people would love to see you. 1.00

01:54:40.000 Of course, he went on stage and went crazy. 1.00

01:54:42.000 Yeah.

01:54:42.000 American Comedy Co.

01:54:44.000 Support that comedy club.

01:54:45.000 If you live in San Diego, it's amazing.

01:54:47.000 We're talking about maybe going once a month now, doing a desk while down there or something. 1.00

01:54:51.000 Yeah, the club is the shit. 1.00

01:54:52.000 The American Comedy Company. 1.00

01:54:55.000 It's called the American Comedy Company.

01:54:56.000 And it's literally like the perfect setup.

01:54:59.000 You walk in, low ceilings.

01:55:02.000 It's set up great.

01:55:03.000 What's the dude's name from San Jose?

01:55:06.000 Yeah, that guy.

01:55:08.000 William H. Macy there last night.

01:55:10.000 He did?

01:55:11.000 Yeah, he was talking right out front door like I came out.

01:55:14.000 Oh yeah, he's there for that show.

01:55:15.000 He was at Comic Con for...

01:55:17.000 What is this show?

01:55:18.000 Did you see that? 0.99

01:55:19.000 He's got a show about a loser family. 0.68

01:55:21.000 Yeah, I can't remember. 0.87

01:55:22.000 It's hilarious.

01:55:22.000 Breaking Bad was also there though.

01:55:24.000 Staying at the hotel next to the one I was staying at.

01:55:27.000 The whole...

01:55:28.000 The whole cast was there.

01:55:30.000 Really?

01:55:30.000 And then on the hotel we stayed at, Sons of Anarchy was in the whole entire thing.

01:55:34.000 Yeah, when we pulled up, I had to ask them if I could park because there was a red carpet thing going on.

01:55:39.000 I was like, is the valet still open?

01:55:41.000 They're like, yeah.

01:55:41.000 I'm like, okay.

01:55:42.000 I'm going to sneak by the red carpet in my fucking car and park it. 0.99

01:55:46.000 It's weird. 0.99

01:55:47.000 It was like both things were going It was still actually a hotel, and they still had this weird thing going on.

01:55:53.000 I met Beetlejuice, too.

01:55:54.000 Have you ever met that guy?

01:55:55.000 The guy with that really, really tiny head that used to be from Howard Stern?

01:55:59.000 No, I never met him.

01:56:00.000 Wow, that was interesting.

01:56:00.000 Oh, I did meet him at the airport once.

01:56:02.000 I met him at the airport in Atlanta.

01:56:04.000 I think with Ari.

01:56:06.000 Oh wait, no, I was there with you.

01:56:07.000 Were you there?

01:56:08.000 Yeah.

01:56:08.000 Remember that?

01:56:09.000 Yeah, I never said anything to him.

01:56:10.000 We just saw him or something.

01:56:11.000 This time you talked to him?

01:56:12.000 Yeah, this time I talked to him, got a picture with him.

01:56:13.000 I was like, can I get a picture with you?

01:56:14.000 He goes, you do what you gotta do.

01:56:16.000 I'm like, alright, cool. 0.97

01:56:19.000 San Diego is a pretty fucking badass place. 0.62

01:56:21.000 I'm gonna live there, except for the... 0.93

01:56:22.000 The military thing.

01:56:23.000 Military, weed, and I don't know, the hot blonde thing. 1.00

01:56:27.000 There's tons of blondes down there for some reason. 1.00

01:56:28.000 Is that bad? 1.00

01:56:29.000 What the fuck is this? 0.99

01:56:30.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:56:31.000 I mean, that's not a bad thing, but I did notice it's really weird that there's a lot of blonde people. 1.00

01:56:36.000 Yeah?

01:56:36.000 I was looking around and it's like every single person has blonde hair.

01:56:40.000 It's to counteract Mexico. 1.00

01:56:41.000 It's like...

01:56:42.000 It's just...

01:56:43.000 They're gravitated towards that area.

01:56:46.000 They don't even know why.

01:56:47.000 It's a gene pool balancing out situation. 0.98

01:56:49.000 But yeah, San Diego is a fucking awesome town, man. 0.97

01:56:52.000 I love it there. 0.94

01:56:52.000 It's one of my favorite places to go. 0.94

01:56:54.000 But it really is bizarre that they have, like, La Jolla has these 30, 40, 50 million dollar houses, giant estates overlooking the water, 20 minutes from Tijuana.

01:57:05.000 Yeah.

01:57:06.000 20 minute drive to Tijuana!

01:57:08.000 We had a bunch of Tijuana people came to the show, you know.

01:57:10.000 Yeah.

01:57:11.000 I didn't know it was that easy to just drive over.

01:57:12.000 They do it every day.

01:57:13.000 I made the drive a few times.

01:57:15.000 But if you live in Tijuana, you could drive over to America and just see a show.

01:57:19.000 Absolutely.

01:57:20.000 Really? 0.99

01:57:21.000 The line to get across the border is fucking serious. 0.98

01:57:24.000 How would they keep you from just staying? 0.99

01:57:26.000 I guess they don't.

01:57:27.000 If you're a legal citizen.

01:57:28.000 I mean, eventually you're going to live.

01:57:31.000 But you don't have to have a visa or anything.

01:57:33.000 Just hop over.

01:57:35.000 We met a lot of people from Tijuana.

01:57:36.000 There was like five or six people at the show that came from Tijuana that were fans of the podcast.

01:57:41.000 It was weird. 0.99

01:57:43.000 I was like, damn, you escaped. 0.99

01:57:44.000 You're here. 1.00

01:57:44.000 Stay. 1.00

01:57:45.000 Don't go back.

01:57:46.000 Why are you going to go back?

01:57:47.000 I like it down there.

01:57:48.000 I wish we could live down there.

01:57:50.000 It would be real.

01:57:50.000 Do you want it?

01:57:51.000 Yeah.

01:57:51.000 No, no.

01:57:52.000 San Diego.

01:57:53.000 Bowl of choice, Brian.

01:57:53.000 I like that island.

01:57:55.000 Bowl of choice.

01:57:56.000 Coronado Island?

01:57:56.000 Yeah, you just go on that island.

01:57:58.000 There's just people playing softball at this park, and you're just on this island.

01:58:02.000 The house is beautiful.

01:58:04.000 The island's one of the most expensive pieces of real estate in the country.

01:58:07.000 I could tell.

01:58:08.000 Yeah, that island has some insane houses on it.

01:58:11.000 That's where Donald Rumsfeld lives.

01:58:14.000 Wow. 1.00

01:58:14.000 Yeah, it's fucking... 1.00

01:58:16.000 You can smell fire and brimstone as you drive over the bridge. 0.99

01:58:20.000 A lot of rich industrialists and all sorts of fancy pants folks live on that island.

01:58:26.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:58:27.000 That's a real rich spot.

01:58:29.000 San Diego's got a lot of rich areas, like La Jolla.

01:58:32.000 La Jolla is gorgeous.

01:58:33.000 That's where the comedy store is.

01:58:36.000 That's an amazing town.

01:58:37.000 Beautiful, man.

01:58:38.000 When we used to stay there, I'd be like, I would always figure, like, can I live here?

01:58:42.000 Whenever we would do, like, comedy down there, I'd be like, can I live here?

01:58:45.000 It's only two hours away.

01:58:46.000 Why can't I live here?

01:58:48.000 If you're lucky, two hours.

01:58:49.000 Yeah, four and a half for me.

01:58:51.000 It took me four and a half to get to the show.

01:58:53.000 No doubt, no doubt.

01:58:54.000 Well, should we talk about a little Onnit stuff before we wrap this up here?

01:58:57.000 Yeah.

01:58:58.000 So, latest news in the Onnit world, we got the new alpha brain formula, which is just a slight tweak on the old alpha brain formula.

01:59:06.000 Basically, the acetylcholine mechanism remains exactly the same.

01:59:10.000 You have the huperziocerata as the acetylcholine S-rays inhibitor, and you have alpha-GPC as the raw source of choline to raise your acetylcholine levels.

01:59:19.000 And then for the dopamine mechanism, we're using L-tyrosine, which is the basic source amino acid for L-dopa instead of muconipurins.

01:59:29.000 Much more research behind L-tyrosine, and it just seems to be a preferred ingredient for that.

01:59:35.000 And instead of the supplemental GABA, we switched that out with L-theanine, which is actually why when you drink green tea, you don't get that kind of hyperactive feeling that you do from coffee necessarily, because green tea contains natural L-theanine, which is related to the GABA mechanism and kind of keeps you from getting too hyper.

01:59:53.000 And that's again going to temper that kind of very, a little bit manic effect of the mental speed and that kind of focus that you get from the acetylcholine.

02:00:03.000 And then we added Phosphatidylserine, which is a great ingredient, got a couple cool studies with phosphatidylserine.

02:00:09.000 One was measuring the accuracy of people off of a golf tee driving towards a hole 135 yards away and found statistically significant improvement In a double-blind study for the people taking phosphatidylserine as far as hitting the ball straighter.

02:00:26.000 And what they found is that it just helps reduce mental fatigue.

02:00:29.000 It's a natural nutrient that's found in brain cell membranes.

02:00:32.000 I'm going to use it to rape down my air in pool tonight.

02:00:34.000 Yes, you should. 0.90

02:00:36.000 Max, by the way, Max Eberle, one of the best pool players, a great instructor, is just raving about alpha brain.

02:00:41.000 Yeah, he sent me a text.

02:00:42.000 He loves it as well.

02:00:42.000 He loves phosphatidylserine as well.

02:00:44.000 He's been using that for a long time.

02:00:46.000 So he's super pumped about it.

02:00:48.000 Well, it's fascinating to me that this is a new frontier for a lot of folks.

02:00:54.000 You know, a lot of people aren't really aware that there are a bunch of different nutrients that have shown that they have a positive effect on your brain function.

02:01:02.000 Absolutely.

02:01:03.000 Absolutely.

02:01:03.000 And then I guess everything else remains the same.

02:01:06.000 The AC-11, our proprietary antioxidant that comes from the rainforest herb, Cat's Claw, that they concentrate some of the alkaloids and really help you kind of clear away some of your mental fog.

02:01:16.000 And then the Bacopa and the B6 to help round out the formula.

02:01:20.000 But getting just great feedback on the new formula.

02:01:23.000 Again, just a slight tweak for any of those who've been fans of the old alpha brain, but definitely just a little bit better on all fronts.

02:01:31.000 And then we have the strong bone and joint formula, which we came out with, which is new.

02:01:36.000 And that's focused around the mineral strontium.

02:01:39.000 And New England Journal of Medicine study from 2004 showed that the people taking strontium ranelate had a 41% decrease fracture risk as far as developing the bone density.

02:01:51.000 And that's because strontium is one of the key minerals along with calcium that's found in the bones.

02:01:56.000 And a lot of our processed foods have eliminated the natural strontium content.

02:02:01.000 So it's, you know, one of the theories why so many people are experiencing osteoporosis is because the natural strontium that generally comes from our foods, we're not getting them anymore.

02:02:10.000 And then there's also mineral deficiencies, right?

02:02:12.000 Calcium as well?

02:02:13.000 Yeah, general mineral deficiencies.

02:02:14.000 And so we put a bunch of other trace minerals in there, put some pretty traditional things for your joints, MSM, glucosamine, hyaluronic acid.

02:02:22.000 And just make a kind of balanced formula with the ingredient strontium, which is best.

02:02:27.000 And a lot of these studies do have it in conjunction with calcium.

02:02:30.000 So we recommend taking, but you're not supposed to take them at the same time because they'll actually compete for absorption because they're such a similar molecule.

02:02:36.000 So you take the stront bone or your strontium supplement in the morning, per se, and then take a calcium supplement at night.

02:02:42.000 Great formula for people who are in active sports or if you're getting up there in age or just want better general bone and joint strength and flexibility.

02:02:53.000 And then some exciting new stuff coming out. 0.87

02:02:55.000 We got our HempForce product, which is fucking delicious. 0.96

02:02:59.000 Really good. 0.98

02:02:59.000 Just very simple. 0.98

02:03:01.000 The best tasting protein powder I've ever had.

02:03:03.000 And it's the best for you.

02:03:04.000 The crazy thing is about how less I fart on that stuff.

02:03:08.000 Yeah, totally.

02:03:08.000 It's incredible.

02:03:09.000 I do it with coconut water now.

02:03:11.000 C2O has this new version that Brian's scared of.

02:03:15.000 He's scared of the pulp.

02:03:16.000 It just tastes like goobers. 1.00

02:03:17.000 It tastes like coconut milk.

02:03:19.000 It's like Toby.

02:03:21.000 I love bubblegum.

02:03:22.000 Like a coconut, just shove it a little in your mouth.

02:03:24.000 But it's a coconut with pulp in it.

02:03:27.000 C2O is not a sponsor, but they're our friends.

02:03:29.000 So we, them and Alienware, we talk about them just because they're cool and they hook us up.

02:03:36.000 Alienware hooked us up with some cool computers and C2O keeps us hydrated. 0.82

02:03:40.000 But I make shakes with the Hemp Force and C2O, and it's fucking delicious, and no gas. 0.93

02:03:48.000 Yeah, that's it. 0.98

02:03:49.000 I would make these fucking muscle milkshakes, which taste so good, but would burn holes in the seat of my car while I was farting on the way to the gym, which is like, Jesus. 0.99

02:04:02.000 That's fun, though. 0.99

02:04:05.000 It's good times.

02:04:08.000 Why don't you want to fart?

02:04:09.000 Farting's fun.

02:04:10.000 There's a lot of issues with whey protein and digestion.

02:04:13.000 If you aren't careful, it can create intestinal toxemia, which is like a sludge that builds up in your intestines and actually prevents the absorption of nutrients beyond that.

02:04:22.000 But it is a very balanced kind of protein.

02:04:25.000 It's just really tough for the human body to kind of metabolize it.

02:04:28.000 Whereas hemp, on the other hand, hemp hearts, Two-thirds of that is made up of a compound called adestrin, which is already very commonly found in the human body.

02:04:37.000 So there's virtually no allergy or digestion issues.

02:04:41.000 Plus you got all the omega-3s and 6s, fatty acids in there, the GLA. Just a super protein for you.

02:04:48.000 And all we did was add some cocoa, which is again another one of the original superfoods.

02:04:53.000 You know, got a bunch of good trace minerals, chromium and a variety of other things.

02:04:58.000 And maca as well.

02:05:00.000 Long traditional use of maca, being able to boost libido and also contain a bunch of nutrients that support the endocrine system. 0.68

02:05:07.000 And a little bit of stevia, and it's got a fucking delicious drink that'll refuel you, so I'm pumped to launch that.

02:05:14.000 Real good for you, super healthy, easy to digest, like everything about it I love. 0.96

02:05:19.000 It's my new favorite all-time protein powder, and no gas, brother.

02:05:23.000 Sorry about that, Brian.

02:05:25.000 And the beauty of stevia.

02:05:26.000 I love stevia.

02:05:27.000 Yeah, stevia is interesting stuff.

02:05:29.000 You could have too much of that stuff, though.

02:05:31.000 If you try to put like a spoonful of it in your coffee, it's almost undrinkable.

02:05:35.000 It's so strong.

02:05:36.000 It is really strong.

02:05:37.000 Agave and stevia, though.

02:05:38.000 Two favorites, though.

02:05:39.000 Well, agave is not necessarily good for you.

02:05:41.000 Agave?

02:05:42.000 Really?

02:05:42.000 Yeah, I always thought it was.

02:05:43.000 Why? 0.99

02:05:44.000 It sounds like herbal and shit. 0.99

02:05:45.000 Like, um, have a little agave in my tea. 1.00

02:05:47.000 It's basically just like simple sugar.

02:05:49.000 It's not too different than fructose corn syrup.

02:05:50.000 Yeah.

02:05:50.000 Really?

02:05:51.000 Simple sugar. 0.99

02:05:52.000 Oh, that's fucked up. 0.99

02:05:53.000 It tastes good. 0.99

02:05:54.000 You know, look, again, moderation.

02:05:57.000 But Stevia, way better for your body.

02:05:59.000 Way better.

02:06:00.000 Just a little jazz of Stevia.

02:06:02.000 But the Stevia in Hemp Force, it's a delicious combination.

02:06:07.000 The combination of the maca, the cocoa, the raw cocoa, and the hemp fiber all together.

02:06:13.000 Oh, it's good.

02:06:14.000 It's good.

02:06:15.000 It's my favorite.

02:06:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:06:16.000 I fucked that shit up, man. 1.00

02:06:17.000 You gave me a tub of that stuff? 1.00

02:06:19.000 I killed that in two days. 1.00

02:06:20.000 I was fucking drinking it all the time. 1.00

02:06:22.000 I had two in a row because they were so good. 0.99

02:06:26.000 But muscle milk's pretty goddamn good, too. 0.75

02:06:28.000 But for me, the fart drop-off is really worth it. 0.85

02:06:32.000 But I feel like I can work out quicker, too.

02:06:34.000 I like whey protein, but a lot of times when I would take it, I would feel a little slow for like an hour and a half, two hours. 0.99

02:06:41.000 Because your stomach's got all that blood in there trying to deal with that shit. 0.99

02:06:44.000 It doesn't absorb easily. 0.99

02:06:46.000 It's not nearly as easily absorbed as plant-based protein, like hemp protein.

02:06:51.000 If you're looking for another type of protein, too, probably the second best, I think, is a combination of rice and pea protein.

02:06:57.000 Together, they're a very complementary protein.

02:06:59.000 Those are pretty good.

02:07:00.000 They don't have the extra nutrients that hemp does or the adestrin that's part of the human body, but that's a pretty good one.

02:07:05.000 Soy has a lot of issues, too.

02:07:07.000 Plus, you don't get stoner cred.

02:07:09.000 Yeah, that's true.

02:07:10.000 You get straight stoner cred from eating hemp protein. 1.00

02:07:13.000 When you show bitches your muscles, this shit came from hemp. 1.00

02:07:16.000 It came from hemp. 1.00

02:07:18.000 They had to bring it in from Canada because we're too stupid to grow muscles like this. 1.00

02:07:22.000 You can't even grow this shit here in America. 1.00

02:07:24.000 It's illegal. 1.00

02:07:26.000 How stupid are we? 1.00

02:07:27.000 That's one of the really the most hurtful things about this retarded government. 1.00

02:07:32.000 It is. 0.99

02:07:33.000 No hemp.

02:07:33.000 By the way, Henry Ford made the first car out of hemp.

02:07:36.000 We talked about this in the podcast.

02:07:38.000 There's a video you can get online.

02:07:39.000 It's pretty dope.

02:07:40.000 Have you ever seen it, Brian?

02:07:42.000 Yeah.

02:07:42.000 He hits it with a hammer.

02:07:44.000 He hits the fucking fenders with a hammer. 0.99

02:07:46.000 And this fiberglass that he's made out of hemp is so strong the hammer's just bouncing off of it. 0.99

02:07:53.000 I wanted to get a Corvette.

02:07:55.000 Let me just throw this out there.

02:07:56.000 See if anybody knows how this could be done.

02:07:58.000 I wanted to get a Corvette and then get the body panels made out of hemp.

02:08:03.000 How hard would that be to do?

02:08:04.000 Would that be really hard to do?

02:08:06.000 Somebody tell me.

02:08:08.000 Didn't you ask that last week? 0.99

02:08:09.000 Yeah, I did, but nobody fucking responded. 0.98

02:08:11.000 They probably got too high. 0.96

02:08:14.000 Anybody who knows how to do it is like, dude, this is...

02:08:17.000 I have the resources that you seek, sir.

02:08:21.000 Yeah.

02:08:23.000 did know how to do it they forgot to get back all right but i just want to know is there someone respond to me on twitter if you know is there a way to do that because if there is a way to do that that would be badass i like that mustang better than i like that corvette yeah but i don't think you should get a red car shut up son i'm in love with this new mustang there's a new mustang shelby that's coming out it's got i think it's it's i think i said it wrong i think oh yeah it's 650 horsepower it's

02:08:48.000 It's not 640. It's 650. 650 horsepower in a Mustang.

02:08:54.000 I mean, it's hilarious!

02:08:56.000 Three miles per gallon.

02:08:57.000 No!

02:08:57.000 It actually doesn't even have a gas counselor tax because it's not naturally aspirated.

02:09:02.000 It has a supercharger on it.

02:09:04.000 So it's a big-ass V8, but it's really efficient. 0.98

02:09:06.000 And then on top of that, it's connected to a radical fucking supercharger that gives you this mad whine over the roar of the V8. But I'm in love with this car, man. 0.98

02:09:17.000 This might be my next shit. 0.99

02:09:21.000 Look, I have a Mustang. 0.99

02:09:22.000 I have a Shelby GT500 convertible.

02:09:25.000 I like, but I'm not really that cool with convertibles.

02:09:29.000 There's too many variables. 0.99

02:09:31.000 I've seen too many cars flip over on the highway and shit. 0.98

02:09:34.000 I'm like, that doesn't seem like a smart thing. 0.97

02:09:35.000 If you can have a metal roof, you probably should have a metal roof.

02:09:40.000 But I love the idea of getting an American car that's a fun car.

02:09:45.000 And if there's anything that America does right, it's make muscle cars. 0.96

02:09:48.000 It's the last shit we do right when it comes to manufacturing. 0.96

02:09:52.000 And I just love the fact that these guys are really going for it. 0.99

02:09:56.000 That they really have made a 650 fucking horsepower Mustang. 0.94

02:10:00.000 I mean, I almost feel like I'm obligated to buy something like this. 1.00

02:10:04.000 Because they're so silly that they made it. 0.95

02:10:07.000 That's what I felt like about the Corvette ZR1. I felt the same way about that. 0.98

02:10:10.000 It's so silly that they made such a crazy car. 0.75

02:10:13.000 I feel like obligated.

02:10:15.000 Because if I was a kid, and I was like, man, if I saw something like that, I'd be like, man, if I had enough money, I'd buy one of those.

02:10:22.000 That's what you should do.

02:10:23.000 You should buy one of those if you have enough money.

02:10:25.000 I got one.

02:10:26.000 I got the Challenger.

02:10:26.000 I love it.

02:10:28.000 Challenger's a dope car.

02:10:29.000 Again, it's an American muscle car.

02:10:31.000 They figured out how to make it right.

02:10:32.000 They're fun to drive.

02:10:33.000 They sound good.

02:10:35.000 They sound like they're alive. 0.99

02:10:37.000 They have some fucking passion to them. 0.99

02:10:39.000 Right, Brian? 1.00

02:10:40.000 Mm-hmm.

02:10:41.000 That's the last thing we do well. 1.00

02:10:42.000 We do a lot of shit well. 0.98

02:10:43.000 We have the best music. 1.00

02:10:44.000 We have the best comedy. 0.99

02:10:46.000 Suck it if you disagree. 1.00

02:10:47.000 Suck it. 1.00

02:10:48.000 Suck it. 1.00

02:10:49.000 Yeah, England has some good music and England has some good comedy, but that's about it. 1.00

02:10:53.000 The rest of the world can suck my dick, okay? 0.99

02:10:57.000 You know, I mean, Japanese make a few pretty badass cars. 1.00

02:11:00.000 Your comedy's ridiculous. 0.99

02:11:01.000 Stop. 0.99

02:11:02.000 I know you invented martial arts, but, you know, your comedy's gotta go out the window.

02:11:07.000 Anything to say, Brian, before we wrap this up?

02:11:10.000 Brian did something yesterday.

02:11:12.000 It's not good for his head.

02:11:14.000 And I think when I smoked weed, it just kicked it back in.

02:11:20.000 Probably.

02:11:21.000 Pretty good right now, Joe.

02:11:23.000 Why not?

02:11:24.000 What?

02:11:24.000 Come over here.

02:11:24.000 Settle the fuck down.

02:11:26.000 Ew. 1.00

02:11:27.000 Gross. 1.00

02:11:27.000 You're gross. 1.00

02:11:29.000 Is that how you get gross? 1.00

02:11:31.000 Talk to them like that? 0.86

02:11:31.000 Yeah. 0.86

02:11:32.000 Come here, girl. 0.83

02:11:33.000 Come here.

02:11:34.000 I felt it.

02:11:35.000 I felt vulnerable.

02:11:37.000 Anything more?

02:11:38.000 No, that's it.

02:11:39.000 I've been super active on my blog, so if anybody wants to keep up with me, warriorpoet.us.

02:11:44.000 And you have a podcast.

02:11:45.000 Yeah, I got a podcast.

02:11:46.000 Just had a podcast with Mitch Schultz at DMT, The Spirit Molecule. 0.92

02:11:49.000 It was a fucking really cool conversation. 0.57

02:11:50.000 I keep them to about an hour. 0.99

02:11:52.000 But that was really cool.

02:11:53.000 So check it out.

02:11:54.000 You can see the links from warriorpoet.us.

02:11:56.000 Nice.

02:11:56.000 Beautiful.

02:11:57.000 Alright, and we got several podcasts this week.

02:12:00.000 Tomorrow we have Bobo from Finding Bigfoot. 0.94

02:12:02.000 I am fucking very psyched. 1.00

02:12:06.000 Let's find that motherfucker already. 1.00

02:12:07.000 Come on, people! 1.00

02:12:08.000 Well, if anybody's going to find it, Finding Bigfoot's going to find it.

02:12:12.000 This James Bobo Fay, and he's Squatcher on Twitter, if you want to find him.

02:12:19.000 And he's tomorrow. 0.82

02:12:22.000 I'm fucking psyched because I've been addicted to Bigfoot since I was a little kid. 0.93

02:12:27.000 I can't tell you how many documentaries I've watched and books I've read. 0.98

02:12:31.000 I've been fascinated.

02:12:32.000 This guy's seen a Sasquatch, allegedly.

02:12:35.000 Did you see the South Park about it?

02:12:37.000 About Bigfoot?

02:12:38.000 No.

02:12:39.000 You should really watch them.

02:12:40.000 I should really watch South Park about everything.

02:12:43.000 So that's Tuesday.

02:12:45.000 Wednesday we have Justin Halpern on the podcast. 0.93

02:12:47.000 He's the guy who wrote Shit My Dad Says. 0.94

02:12:50.000 And he wrote the movie. 1.00

02:12:51.000 And he's got a book called I Suck at Girls. 0.72

02:12:54.000 It's his newest book.

02:12:55.000 And a very funny guy.

02:12:56.000 So he'll be joining us then.

02:12:57.000 Next week we got Honey Honey, Immortal Technique, Rob Wolf, and Maynard Keenan.

02:13:02.000 Oh my god.

02:13:03.000 That's a huge week.

02:13:06.000 Four days of chaos next week.

02:13:10.000 Yeah, the week after that, we got Tom Rhodes. 1.00

02:13:12.000 We got a lot of shit happening, you dirty bitches. 1.00

02:13:14.000 Jack Singer Concert Hall this Friday night. 1.00

02:13:15.000 Ari Shaffir, me, Duncan Trussell.

02:13:18.000 Come, get your freak on, Calgary.

02:13:20.000 There's still tickets available for the 10 p.m.

02:13:23.000 show.

02:13:23.000 Thank you to Onnit.com.

02:13:25.000 Go to O-N-N-I-T. And if you want to buy some supplements, use the code name ROGAN and save yourself 10% off.

02:13:32.000 We cannot give you this sort of a discount on the battle ropes and the kettlebells. 0.93

02:13:36.000 It's because they're as cheap as we can possibly sell them, ladies and gentlemen, in the best fucking quality you're going to get. 0.99

02:13:41.000 These kettlebells are made out of solid motherfucking iron, and long after you're dead, archaeologists will find these bitches at the bottom of the ocean and try to figure out what the fuck they are. 1.00

02:13:52.000 And they'll go, oh, this is what Mike used to get swole as fuck! 1.00

02:13:57.000 Go check them out. 1.00

02:13:58.000 Go get them. 1.00

02:13:59.000 Go get yourself on a fucking workout program. 1.00

02:14:01.000 We have all sorts of different... 1.00

02:14:03.000 You can buy them in packages.

02:14:07.000 All sorts of different packages for beginners and for people who are a bit more experienced.

02:14:12.000 There's a hundred different fucking more videos on YouTube of different kettlebell techniques, and there's a lot of DVDs and stuff that's available as well.

02:14:20.000 We're eventually going to make our own DVD. We're going to get on that.

02:14:22.000 We'll probably talk about that as soon as we shut off this fucking podcast, okay? 0.99

02:14:25.000 So we gotta get to it. 0.97

02:14:26.000 Alright, we love you guys.

02:14:27.000 Much love, everybody.

02:14:28.000 We will see you tomorrow. 0.74

02:14:29.000 Thank you, everybody, for all the positive energy and all the positive tweets and all the cool motherfuckers that come out to these comedy shows. 0.82

02:14:36.000 And it's overwhelming. 0.63

02:14:37.000 For sure, we have tapped into some sort of a vein of the coolest people on Earth.

02:14:42.000 And we hear from all you people that we are contributing to your happiness.

02:14:47.000 And we are contributing to your positive energy.

02:14:50.000 And make no mistake about it, we feel very obligated, very connected, and we're all a part of this thing.

02:14:56.000 We're all a part of this thing together.

02:14:58.000 We're just the antenna and whatever, the radio, the thing that keeps it moving.

02:15:03.000 I ran out of cliches. 0.99

02:15:04.000 I'll see you fucking freaks tomorrow! 1.00

02:15:06.000 Keep it in your pants! 1.00

The Joe Rogan Experience - July 16, 2012

Joe Rogan Experience #240 - Aubrey Marcus

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