The Joe Rogan Experience - August 06, 2026


Joe Rogan Experience #2536 - Eric Goode & Jeremy McBride


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00:00:02.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
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00:00:10.000 Good, bro.
00:00:13.000 Gentlemen, good to see you again. 0.98
00:00:15.000 You're back into the world of crazy people and animals.
00:00:18.000 I watched episode one today.
00:00:20.000 Like, oh, God. 0.99
00:00:21.000 First of all, where the fuck do you find these people? 1.00
00:00:24.000 You live in that world. 1.00
00:00:25.000 Like, you're in the world of reptiles.
00:00:28.000 We should just explain.
00:00:29.000 It's a docuseries, it's on HBO.
00:00:31.000 It's called Monsters of God.
00:00:34.000 And it's all about the reptile trade, which may or may not be responsible for Florida having 500,000 pythons.
00:00:41.000 Yeah.
00:00:44.000 It's debatable, right?
00:00:45.000 Like, it seems like it was partially pet owners who let them go, and partially there was some sort of a reptile research facility or something like that.
00:00:52.000 Well, there's different theories.
00:00:53.000 There was a hurricane theory, it was the people letting go go.
00:00:56.000 I think the more reasonable one, because I had a Burmese python in the 70s when I was a teenager, I have a photo of it around my neck.
00:01:04.000 What happened to it?
00:01:05.000 People buy them when they're this big, and then when they're 15 feet, they let them go.
00:01:10.000 Is that what you did?
00:01:12.000 I did not let it go.
00:01:13.000 What did you do?
00:01:14.000 I have no idea what happened to it, to be honest.
00:01:16.000 That's weird.
00:01:17.000 You had a monster, and you don't know what happened to your monster?
00:01:21.000 I think when I went to college, briefly, I gave it to someone, and then I don't know what happened to it.
00:01:26.000 But I gave my whole menagerie away to people when I went to college.
00:01:29.000 I had reptiles in my room.
00:01:30.000 Is there an extra level of responsibility when you're giving away monsters?
00:01:34.000 You know what I mean?
00:01:34.000 Like if you have a chihuahua, and your friend's like, I'll take her, I love her.
00:01:39.000 That's, you know, you don't really have to worry about your, you know, you have a fucking python. 0.99
00:01:43.000 You're giving away a python. 0.99
00:01:45.000 You got to worry about your chihuahua because the pythons in the Everglades are going to eat your chihuahua when it gets away.
00:01:50.000 Well, certainly you worry about that.
00:01:52.000 But I mean, you don't worry about your chihuahua being a monster.
00:01:54.000 I'm kidding.
00:01:55.000 Yeah.
00:01:56.000 I mean, if you have a 15 foot python, that can eat a lot of things and it kind of needs to eat a lot of things.
00:02:02.000 Yeah.
00:02:03.000 Burmese pythons did really well in South Florida, iguanas did really well in Florida.
00:02:03.000 Yeah.
00:02:08.000 You know, they weren't there in the beginning.
00:02:10.000 That's a good way to put it.
00:02:11.000 Did really well.
00:02:12.000 Another way to put it is invasive species is destroying the ecosystem.
00:02:15.000 Well, they're like us, Joe.
00:02:17.000 They're like us.
00:02:18.000 We came here and we took over.
00:02:20.000 Yeah, I guess in a lot of ways.
00:02:22.000 So, why did you choose this particular subject for this new docuseries?
00:02:28.000 I'm not going to let Jeremy talk.
00:02:30.000 But I'll just give you a lot of it starts with me, so you can blame me.
00:02:30.000 No, he'll talk.
00:02:35.000 And then Jeremy, you can blame later. 1.00
00:02:37.000 Well, you guys did Chimp Crazy, which is one of my favorites. 1.00
00:02:40.000 It's so fucking insane. 1.00
00:02:41.000 That world is so insane. 0.99
00:02:44.000 Well, episode one is kind of setting the table.
00:02:47.000 It gets better, Joe.
00:02:48.000 It gets more off the charts when you watch two and three and four and five.
00:02:55.000 Yeah, it all started.
00:02:57.000 First of all, I'm a reptile guy.
00:02:59.000 I've been keeping reptiles and studying reptiles for over, I'm an old guy, I'm older than you are.
00:03:05.000 So I've kept them for, I don't know, 60 years.
00:03:09.000 Plus, I've kept reptiles since my parents gave me a tortoise when I was six.
00:03:14.000 And I was catching rattlesnakes in my lunchbox and horned lizards.
00:03:17.000 And you got horned lizards in Texas here that are really cool, and rattlesnakes.
00:03:22.000 I've been bit by rattlesnakes.
00:03:24.000 It's not fun.
00:03:25.000 You got bit by a rattlesnake?
00:03:27.000 Yeah, but that's another story.
00:03:28.000 More times than one?
00:03:30.000 No, I got bit once because I learned my lesson after the first one.
00:03:33.000 What happened?
00:03:34.000 It wasn't good.
00:03:35.000 Don't get bit by a rattlesnake.
00:03:36.000 Where'd you get bit?
00:03:37.000 On my foot.
00:03:38.000 Did you experience necrosis?
00:03:40.000 Necrosis, rather?
00:03:41.000 You know, so normally you would get necrosis where your finger would rot.
00:03:49.000 And then the guy, you know, the doctor that I went to at a hospital, you know, in the emergency room.
00:03:54.000 Pull up the microphone.
00:03:55.000 The doctor, you know, in the emergency room said, the last guy in here that got bit by a rattlesnake lost his toe or something or lost his digits.
00:04:03.000 And he said, good thing you didn't get bit on a finger because the necrosis can rot away your finger.
00:04:08.000 And he said, good thing you got bit on the middle of the foot.
00:04:10.000 You're going to be okay.
00:04:11.000 But this type of rattlesnake, I got bit by it.
00:04:14.000 There's the most venomous rattlesnake in the country is called a tiger rattlesnake, but it's not the most dangerous.
00:04:20.000 Most dangerous is probably a Mojave rattlesnake or an Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake, but you have Western Diamondbacks here.
00:04:26.000 But I got bit by a rattlesnake that had both hemotoxin and neurotoxin.
00:04:30.000 So the necrosis was less evident with me.
00:04:33.000 It was more like a cobra was starting to stop breathing, and I felt like someone had put sandbags on my chest an hour into it.
00:04:40.000 But the first thing you sense is obviously it feels like someone jabbed me with an X-Acto knife.
00:04:46.000 I looked down and the rattlesnake was retracting into a burrow.
00:04:48.000 I looked at my foot.
00:04:50.000 But then you taste a metallic taste in about 15, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, and you realize, uh-oh, this wasn't a dry bite.
00:04:57.000 But it's not fun.
00:04:58.000 I got a lot of antivenom.
00:04:59.000 They make a different antivenom today.
00:05:01.000 I got bit 25 years ago.
00:05:03.000 And how long does it take you to recover from something like that?
00:05:06.000 You know, the most painful part was the serum sickness from the antivenom, the stop breathing thing.
00:05:14.000 I remember I was on a gurney and I felt like I was going to stop breathing, but weirdly not that painful.
00:05:19.000 But like you.
00:05:19.000 But yet you feel like you're going to die and stop breathing.
00:05:22.000 But the serum sickness is just unbelievably intense for weeks and you just have the most insane fever and you got these red blotches all over you.
00:05:31.000 But they make a different serum now that that one was made out of horse antibodies that they put into you and my body didn't like those horse antibodies.
00:05:39.000 Oh god, yeah.
00:05:41.000 So also, maybe don't wear birkenstocks when you hike.
00:05:43.000 That's probably the river sandals.
00:05:45.000 Yeah okay, all right.
00:05:46.000 Yeah, because I got bit.
00:05:48.000 Most people get bit around with a rattlesnake.
00:05:50.000 What is this, chairman?
00:05:50.000 I wasn't.
00:05:51.000 They used all of the anti venom at the hospital and had to go get more from another hospital.
00:05:55.000 Ran out of anti venom after using a whopping 36 vials. 1.00
00:05:58.000 Holy fuck, man. 1.00
00:06:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:01.000 Oh.
00:06:02.000 Yeah.
00:06:03.000 Yikes. 1.00
00:06:04.000 They're fucking scary, man. 0.99
00:06:05.000 I've had dogs bit. 1.00
00:06:07.000 I had this one dog.
00:06:08.000 He got bit twice.
00:06:09.000 Yeah.
00:06:09.000 It was a real problem.
00:06:11.000 His face would swell up.
00:06:12.000 I had to bring him to the vet.
00:06:13.000 But luckily, they have anti venom for dogs.
00:06:15.000 It works pretty well.
00:06:16.000 Yeah.
00:06:17.000 He was kind of out of it for a few days.
00:06:18.000 Then he came back.
00:06:20.000 How fast the response?
00:06:20.000 Yeah.
00:06:21.000 Not bad.
00:06:22.000 Not bad.
00:06:22.000 Yeah.
00:06:23.000 It was funny because he got bit once.
00:06:26.000 He was a crazy dog.
00:06:27.000 He was always killing lizards. 0.97
00:06:28.000 Like, that was his thing.
00:06:29.000 Like, anything in the backyard, he would kill.
00:06:31.000 And he got bit by the rattlesnake, and I knew it because I was out there.
00:06:36.000 I heard him.
00:06:37.000 I heard the commotion.
00:06:39.000 I saw the snake.
00:06:40.000 I knew what it was, so I got him to the veterinarian immediately.
00:06:44.000 His face swelled up, but they got him the anti venom, and he was good.
00:06:46.000 And then he got bit again, like, maybe a year later, and I brought him to the vet because I said I saw him get bit by a rattlesnake.
00:06:53.000 And the vet was like, well, I don't see any swelling, and I don't see a hole.
00:06:58.000 But he had developed.
00:07:00.000 Of resistance to it because he had gotten bit once.
00:07:02.000 And so then I got him home, and then all of a sudden his face started swelling up. 0.99
00:07:05.000 I'm like, ah, fuck. 0.99
00:07:07.000 Then I bring him back to the vet, and then he had to get the antibiotic. 1.00
00:07:09.000 But a good sized dog.
00:07:10.000 Yeah, he was about a 90 pound dog.
00:07:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:13.000 And that was a Western Diamondback rattlesnake, I gather.
00:07:15.000 Trevor Burrus, California, I don't know.
00:07:17.000 Oh, it was in California.
00:07:17.000 It was in California.
00:07:20.000 Oh, so it was.
00:07:21.000 Yeah.
00:07:22.000 We had a problem in my California house, one of the houses that I used to live in.
00:07:28.000 It was, there was a lot of, it was very canyony.
00:07:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:31.000 It was a lot of stuff.
00:07:32.000 Well, that's been.
00:07:33.000 That's the same snake that bit me.
00:07:33.000 cats.
00:07:35.000 Yeah.
00:07:35.000 Spooky, man.
00:07:35.000 Yeah.
00:07:37.000 We were running once.
00:07:37.000 Spooky, man.
00:07:38.000 We were running the trail.
00:07:40.000 And in mid stride, I realized that the log that I thought was across the road was a giant rattlesnake. 0.99
00:07:47.000 It was fucking big, man. 0.97
00:07:49.000 Like the biggest one I'd ever seen out in the wild. 0.99
00:07:51.000 And the dogs didn't notice it.
00:07:52.000 They ran right over it.
00:07:54.000 And then I ran over it. 1.00
00:07:55.000 I was like, oh, fuck, man. 0.99
00:07:57.000 And then I'm trying to figure out what to do because I know we're going to have to come back this way when we go back up the hill. 0.99
00:08:02.000 So I'm throwing rocks at it, trying to get it to run away.
00:08:04.000 Yeah.
00:08:06.000 Now, I've handled a lot of rattlesnakes in my life and cobras and other snakes, and to get bit that way is very unusual. 1.00
00:08:14.000 Usually, people are being jerks and idiots and drunk and handling a snake and it bites them. 1.00
00:08:19.000 Where were you? 1.00
00:08:20.000 Were you just walking?
00:08:21.000 I was hiking in the mountains north of LA just a bit, and I was actually looking for snakes because I made the snakes.
00:08:29.000 And I didn't see the snakes.
00:08:30.000 The snakes saw me first.
00:08:31.000 And I was bushwhacking.
00:08:32.000 I wasn't on a trail.
00:08:33.000 I didn't see it, and it bit me on my foot.
00:08:35.000 So, you have this lifetime experience with reptiles and snakes, and so you just decide.
00:08:40.000 You must have interacted with a lot of these really crazy people and just decided this is the next.
00:08:47.000 Yeah, it takes one to know one.
00:08:48.000 Yeah.
00:08:48.000 Be careful.
00:08:49.000 Next point of focus.
00:08:50.000 That's sort of where it all started.
00:08:51.000 Yeah.
00:08:53.000 No, no.
00:08:53.000 Listen, I was,
00:08:57.000 you know, a closeted reptile guy living in New York City, hanging out with, you know, Madonna, cool people in the 80s and 90s.
00:09:04.000 I had a nightclub and I had friends with lots of artists, Andy Warhol, and I never really talked about reptiles.
00:09:11.000 Actually, Andy asked me, what am I going to do with my money?
00:09:13.000 He interviewed me one time for Andy Warhol TV, and I said, I'm going to buy reptiles.
00:09:17.000 And he actually said, I'm going to buy tortoises.
00:09:18.000 He was like tortoises.
00:09:20.000 But I was pretty closeted, but I still kept them in New York.
00:09:23.000 And, you know, fast forward, when I decided to try to do a film about it, I had been traveling all over the world to Madagascar and Sulawesi and different parts of South America,
00:09:36.000 trying to study reptiles and especially turtles and tortoises that were very rare.
00:09:41.000 I started filming people.
00:09:44.000 Like, you know, kind of notable people, Christopher Walken and, you know, Slash and I don't know, all kinds of people that I knew in New York City.
00:09:53.000 And I would just ask them to hold a turtle or tortoise and say some words, like PSAs.
00:09:58.000 And I was doing that with these two guys named the Safety Brothers.
00:10:02.000 And fast forward, they now, Josh has just had a film called Marty Supreme with Timothy Chalamet that was up for an Oscar.
00:10:09.000 Little did I know that I was working with these kids that were going to be these new filmmakers.
00:10:13.000 And we were making these films.
00:10:14.000 And then we made a short film about reptiles.
00:10:16.000 It's crazy called Trophy Hunter.
00:10:18.000 It's very short.
00:10:20.000 And we did that together.
00:10:21.000 And then I said to them, hey, man, you guys will read this new book called The Lizard King.
00:10:25.000 It's about the reptile world.
00:10:26.000 Let's do a doc about the reptile world.
00:10:29.000 And I'd already told Fisher Stevens, a friend of mine, hey, let's do a doc about this book, The Lizard King.
00:10:35.000 And he said to me, how are you going to do that doc without getting killed, Eric?
00:10:38.000 And he won an Oscar for The Cove.
00:10:41.000 And I thought, I'm going to get these good guys and do a doc about reptiles.
00:10:44.000 So anyway, we started in 2000.
00:10:46.000 Why do you think you're going to get killed?
00:10:48.000 He read The Lizard King and he said, You know, you're going to do a story about this guy that went to prison for 100 years and this other guy that, you know, is the Pablo Escobar reptiles.
00:10:57.000 And he just said, It's a dark world.
00:10:59.000 I don't know how you're going to do this without getting killed.
00:11:01.000 So, what is about the lizard world or the reptile world that makes it so dark?
00:11:05.000 Like, why are those people, do you think, attracted to it?
00:11:08.000 Well, not all of them are scary people.
00:11:11.000 And I would say a lot of them may be misunderstood a little bit.
00:11:14.000 But there's in the case of Mario, there was a crossover with drugs, smuggling drugs and animals into the country.
00:11:21.000 But for background, You know, what is different than these other films that we've done?
00:11:28.000 This was an industry story that kind of looks back at the past half century.
00:11:37.000 What most people don't know is illegal wildlife trafficking represents about a $20 billion a year industry.
00:11:42.000 It's kind of underreported actually, only after guns, drugs, and human trafficking.
00:11:47.000 What's really interesting about that is there's a convergence of all of it.
00:11:51.000 Wildlife trafficking also involves drugs and trafficking of guns.
00:11:57.000 There's a lot of mixture of it.
00:11:58.000 Whenever people are bringing in things illegally, they tend to Be a risk taking type.
00:12:02.000 Of course.
00:12:03.000 But, you know, in the kind of pre, you know, customs TSA days, as intense as it is now, it's very easy to, you know, carry animals and carry wildlife.
00:12:13.000 Yeah, that was something I didn't even think about until I was watching.
00:12:16.000 I was like, oh, God, I remember those days where they didn't check your bags and they didn't even check your ID.
00:12:21.000 You just had a ticket.
00:12:22.000 Yep.
00:12:23.000 And you just get on the plane.
00:12:24.000 So you would just get on the plane with lizards.
00:12:25.000 Yeah.
00:12:26.000 Now, most cases.
00:12:27.000 Yeah, you strapped your body, right?
00:12:29.000 The thing about what was so interesting about reptiles in this case within the trade.
00:12:34.000 Is they're portable.
00:12:35.000 They're nature with handles.
00:12:37.000 You go, you see in the early episode of episode one, people traveling around the world, you know, finding rare endangered animals, putting them in their suitcase and bringing them back, putting them on a price list and selling them to a consumer.
00:12:50.000 And that was the kind of early days.
00:12:52.000 I mean, the story, The Lizard King, but many much, you know, in our series, it's a handful of guys, mainly guys, you know, start a multi billion dollar industry.
00:13:02.000 And you see this kind of innovation happen over the course of the series as, you know, As the years go on.
00:13:09.000 Yeah.
00:13:11.000 But when we say multi-billion, I have to kind of contextualize that.
00:13:15.000 It's when people say that the wildlife trade is a multi-billion dollar industry, you got to remember it's a lot of its consumption.
00:13:22.000 You know, the Asian population eats a lot of turtles, a lot of snakes, a lot of its traditional medicine, a lot of its skins, you know.
00:13:31.000 Alligator skin bags, crocodile skin bags, lizard skin bags, snake skin bags. 0.99
00:13:31.000 Yeah, plant material. 0.99
00:13:36.000 So it's a lot more than just the exotic pet industry.
00:13:40.000 But that's gotten enormous in Asia.
00:13:42.000 They picked up. 0.95
00:13:43.000 They took a page out of our playbook about 25 years ago.
00:13:46.000 China is now a huge consumer of not just eating these reptiles, but keeping them as exotic pets.
00:13:52.000 That didn't happen before 25, 30 years ago. 0.89
00:13:55.000 Asia.
00:13:55.000 Asia.
00:13:56.000 Asia.
00:13:56.000 Why does California have a ban on python skin?
00:13:59.000 Pythons are not endangered, right?
00:14:02.000 Well, it depends on the type of python.
00:14:04.000 But yeah, the python skinning business actually is where all the Burmese pythons came from in the 70s that I had as a kid.
00:14:11.000 They would skin the pythons, take the eggs, incubate the eggs, sell the baby pythons to the United States and other countries.
00:14:16.000 consumer countries that wanted baby pythons.
00:14:18.000 Most of the pythons that are skinned in Southeast Asia, and I've been to python skinny places in Sumatra, blood pythons, reticulated pythons, Burmese pythons, but mostly blood pythons, reticulated pythons.
00:14:31.000 They're wild cod, and most of them are not endangered.
00:14:35.000 But there are less and less pythons out there, but they're not endangered, those pythons. 0.96
00:14:41.000 Well, there's a shit ton in Florida. 0.96
00:14:43.000 That's what I don't understand. 0.99
00:14:44.000 I mean, there's this giant problem in Florida where they're overrun with pythons.
00:14:47.000 And yet, California, you can't sell python skins.
00:14:50.000 It seems like there's a solution there.
00:14:52.000 You know, people want python skins.
00:14:55.000 Oh, look, a place that's overrun with pythons.
00:14:57.000 Maybe you should get your python skin there.
00:14:59.000 Yeah, the cooler python skins are not Burmese pythons, the ones in Florida.
00:15:03.000 The cooler ones people like, like Nick Cage in what was that film where he's wearing that python skin jacket?
00:15:09.000 It's a reticulated python.
00:15:10.000 Wild at Heart.
00:15:11.000 Yeah, Wild at Heart that's gold and black.
00:15:13.000 The cooler python skins just happen not to be Burmese pythons, which are the ones running rampant in Florida.
00:15:19.000 Although they should make those trendy and use Burmese pythons, but they're not usual.
00:15:25.000 Usually.
00:15:26.000 You rarely see Burmese.
00:15:27.000 There it is.
00:15:28.000 That's a reticulated python.
00:15:29.000 That's not a Burmese. 1.00
00:15:31.000 That's the one people want. 1.00
00:15:32.000 That's from Southeast Asia. 0.91
00:15:33.000 That's not the one running wild in Florida.
00:15:35.000 That's illegal in California right now, then, that jacket.
00:15:38.000 Is that right?
00:15:39.000 I believe so.
00:15:40.000 I don't believe you can get it imported.
00:15:43.000 Let's try.
00:15:43.000 I had read something about python being one of the things that they made illegal.
00:15:47.000 Why California bans python skin?
00:15:50.000 Band dates to 1970.
00:15:51.000 Oh.
00:15:52.000 Aimed at protecting endangered and vulnerable species, particularly the Indian python, which was on the endangered species list.
00:15:58.000 California chose to pay it.
00:15:59.000 All python products, rather than distinguished by species, created an extraordinarily broad statute banning all python imports.
00:16:07.000 That's interesting.
00:16:08.000 I thought it was fairly recent.
00:16:09.000 Well, that's where the laws, I think, are really screwed up.
00:16:14.000 When they basically say all pythons are bad to sell, when the Indian rock python is endangered, and there are a few endangered pythons, but to say all pythons cannot be used for the skin trade and sold in California.
00:16:30.000 Because of one python out of many pythons.
00:16:32.000 Welcome to California.
00:16:33.000 Yeah, I happen to live there.
00:16:35.000 I know what it's like.
00:16:37.000 I love Austin, by the way.
00:16:38.000 I might buy a house next to you now.
00:16:40.000 Austin rules, but California is just so over regulated with everything, particularly wildlife.
00:16:46.000 And same thing in Florida, though, with the green iguana, Eric, right?
00:16:50.000 I mean, at the same time.
00:16:51.000 Yeah.
00:16:52.000 Same thing, household?
00:16:53.000 Regulation.
00:16:54.000 I mean, again, there are 40.
00:16:55.000 But people eat those.
00:16:56.000 There are 45 types of iguanas in the world.
00:16:59.000 Did you not know that?
00:17:00.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:00.000 No.
00:17:01.000 There's a whole YouTube community of people who hunt iguanas and cook them in exotic ways.
00:17:05.000 They make iguana stir fry.
00:17:07.000 In South Florida.
00:17:07.000 Yeah.
00:17:08.000 It looks good.
00:17:08.000 Yeah.
00:17:10.000 I mean, I don't know anything about what it tastes like, but this guy made like a stir fry over rice and they were eating it and they're like, oh my God, this is sensational.
00:17:16.000 Like teriyaki.
00:17:18.000 It looked very good.
00:17:19.000 Everyone always says crock, alligator, iguana, rattlesnake tastes like chicken.
00:17:24.000 Yeah.
00:17:25.000 But yeah, they eat the tail.
00:17:26.000 I mean, you can imagine I have a really messed up algorithm from being involved in this for so long, but that I never came across.
00:17:33.000 But the.
00:17:34.000 You know, the frozen, they, yeah, here's a guy, yeah, there we go.
00:17:38.000 They use the legs, they cook the legs, yeah, and the back of the tail, because there's the tail, yeah.
00:17:42.000 So he's got it, uh, marinating, ziplocked it, yeah.
00:17:46.000 Then it looks like he's gonna, yeah, oh, look, he's got the whole thing.
00:17:49.000 Oh, wow, usually it's the back of the tail, like, like, like crocodiles, you eat the back of the tail, but it's far out.
00:17:54.000 They, I mean, there's a, there's a, wow, look at that, he's eating the whole thing.
00:17:58.000 Oh, in Mexico, I always see them make some, you know, iguana tamales out of the back part of the iguana, so you put it in a kamado.
00:18:06.000 Oh, wow. 1.00
00:18:07.000 Damn. 1.00
00:18:08.000 And he's got a little sauce he's making here with some butter and spices, basting it. 0.99
00:18:16.000 I mean, why not?
00:18:17.000 If it tastes good, and apparently it does taste good, according to all these guys that I've seen on YouTube channels.
00:18:23.000 Like, they're pretty honest about it.
00:18:24.000 Like, they bring it to their family, they let their family try it.
00:18:27.000 I think, you know, that might be the only way out because they're everywhere in Florida.
00:18:33.000 Like, when it gets cold out, they fall out of trees.
00:18:35.000 Oh, they fall out of trees.
00:18:37.000 I love the news reports. 0.99
00:18:39.000 They're fucking big, too, man. 0.98
00:18:40.000 Yeah, they're massive. 0.99
00:18:41.000 There's some channels where these guys hunt them, and some of them are like four and a half, five feet long.
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00:19:43.000 It's crazy.
00:19:44.000 The males get crazy and they get very orange and really big, the male iguanas.
00:19:48.000 They're so beautiful.
00:19:49.000 They're such a cool looking lizard, man.
00:19:52.000 There's a lot of really cool iguanas.
00:19:54.000 And in our show, we feature what's called a Fiji Island iguana, a very endangered iguana that unfortunately people in the private sector in this country cannot own.
00:20:03.000 I don't know why private people can't own them, but the San Diego Zoo and this zoo and that zoo can have Fiji Island iguanas.
00:20:03.000 Zoos can own them.
00:20:10.000 But they, in our show, they literally, this one guy says, it's.
00:20:13.000 Reptile magic.
00:20:14.000 It's like reptile art.
00:20:16.000 I feed you all an iguana.
00:20:17.000 You might want to put it up there.
00:20:18.000 It's really just the beauty of it, just the sheer beauty, the sheer beauty.
00:20:21.000 It's like yellow lemon highlights, turquoise and green.
00:20:24.000 And it's a very endangered iguana.
00:20:28.000 So, the Florida iguana problem was that all people's pets that got released?
00:20:32.000 Probably all of it.
00:20:33.000 Well, listen, also, which again, going back to the show, but you know, we the central figure of the book is this guy named Mike Van Nostrom and his dad Ray Van Nostrom.
00:20:44.000 They run an enterprise called Strictly Reptiles.
00:20:47.000 In Hollywood, right?
00:20:48.000 It's in Hollywood?
00:20:49.000 Yeah.
00:20:50.000 Hollywood, Florida.
00:20:50.000 Hollywood, Florida, yeah.
00:20:53.000 And they're sort of this, like, you know, I would call it like more of a fulfillment center for wildlife all across America.
00:21:02.000 They are.
00:21:03.000 I mean, in a many way.
00:21:04.000 So, like, it's an Amazon warehouse.
00:21:05.000 Amazon warehouse.
00:21:06.000 Click, I want a tortoise.
00:21:07.000 Yeah.
00:21:08.000 They were selling 5,000 iguanas a week. 0.56
00:21:10.000 Well, green baby iguanas. 0.85
00:21:12.000 They've gone to that point.
00:21:13.000 So, the story goes dad moves to Florida, starts a business, evolves.
00:21:19.000 Jurassic Park comes out.
00:21:21.000 Jurassic Park comes out.
00:21:22.000 Everyone wanted a pet dinosaur.
00:21:25.000 The green iguana market went on fire.
00:21:27.000 He was selling $5,000 a week.
00:21:30.000 And, you know, I was a 90s kid.
00:21:32.000 I had an iguana in my bedroom.
00:21:35.000 Jeremy's a virgin, but he did have an iguana.
00:21:37.000 I had a pet iguana.
00:21:38.000 That unfortunately passed away.
00:21:38.000 So that's a reptile.
00:21:40.000 The rock thing, you know, the heated rock, you know, that happens.
00:21:43.000 But, yeah, no, there's sort of.
00:21:45.000 So the story's.
00:21:46.000 The heated rock thing?
00:21:47.000 No, they have this like rock thing where it sits on and it's.
00:21:49.000 Keeps it warm?
00:21:50.000 Keeps it warm.
00:21:51.000 And then I think it kept on too long.
00:21:53.000 He cooked his iguana.
00:21:54.000 Cooked my iguana.
00:21:55.000 He cooked his iguana.
00:21:55.000 Yeah, sadly.
00:21:57.000 Yikes.
00:21:57.000 But I've learned a lot.
00:22:00.000 But filled with these unintended consequences.
00:22:03.000 I think this idea of a big movie coming out, the correlation to driving demand for pet sales. 0.99
00:22:10.000 Thank God people can't buy a fucking velociraptor. 0.99
00:22:13.000 Because people would have them. 1.00
00:22:15.000 They'd have fences set up in their yard.
00:22:17.000 Joe, you've had the Colossus people on this show, I think.
00:22:20.000 They want to bring back one of those and a woolly mammoth.
00:22:22.000 Well, there's no chance that they can bring it with current technology.
00:22:25.000 I know.
00:22:25.000 I know.
00:22:26.000 They don't have dinosaur DNA.
00:22:27.000 It's too old.
00:22:28.000 I'm joking.
00:22:28.000 But they're, I mean, I met the direwolves.
00:22:31.000 It's wild.
00:22:31.000 I know.
00:22:32.000 They brought back the direwolves.
00:22:33.000 It's literally a direwolf.
00:22:34.000 What does that mean?
00:22:35.000 I mean, if you talk to geneticists, it is a bunch of different traits.
00:22:39.000 Don't go down that rabbit hole.
00:22:41.000 It's close to a direwolf.
00:22:42.000 I mean, I don't know what that means because, like, we decide what a direwolf is and what a direwolf isn't.
00:22:48.000 But if you take literal direwolf DNA that's 7,000 years old and you add it, To these gray wolves, and this is what they did, and they created essentially a dire wolf.
00:22:58.000 It's like people are arguing over semantics, whatever it is, that's not a wolf.
00:23:03.000 It's very different.
00:23:04.000 It looks different than a regular wolf, like a gray wolf.
00:23:06.000 The stature is different, it has a mane, it's really crazy looking.
00:23:10.000 They're white.
00:23:11.000 They're stockier. 0.99
00:23:12.000 They're built differently.
00:23:14.000 You see it like, oh, that's different.
00:23:15.000 Yeah.
00:23:16.000 Well, like maine wolves in Argentina look very different than our wolves.
00:23:20.000 So they're very different types of canines.
00:23:23.000 Wild dogs in Africa look very different than ours.
00:23:27.000 But, yeah, I mean, one thing I'd just say about iguanas, just since we were on it, is that because I'm on an organization called the International Iguana Foundation, and we protect iguanas around the world, and people get confused.
00:23:27.000 So, yeah.
00:23:39.000 They think, oh, iguana, that's so common.
00:23:41.000 They're falling out of trees in Florida.
00:23:42.000 But there are a lot of really rare cool iguanas.
00:23:45.000 There's about 45 species and there's pink iguanas in the Galapagos Islands, land iguanas, there's marine iguanas, there's a very rare high elevation pink iguana, there's another land iguana in the Galapagos, there's a marine iguana.
00:24:00.000 But that lizard was fairly recently discovered.
00:24:03.000 And there's some iguanas that were thought to be extinct, Joe, like the Jamaican iguana, and that was thought to be extinct forever, the Jamaican iguana, but they found a tiny population recently.
00:24:13.000 So there's a lot of iguanas that are in trouble.
00:24:17.000 And, you know, we should care about iguanas, and they're not just green iguanas.
00:24:21.000 Yeah, that pink iguana, that's a marine iguana and a regular Galapagos land iguana, and then you see some of the pink form.
00:24:28.000 Jamie, see if you can find a video on Florida people hunting iguanas.
00:24:33.000 Florida people hunting giant iguanas.
00:24:36.000 Because some of them are so big.
00:24:38.000 You just see them, you're like, oh my God.
00:24:40.000 Are those bad to eat, though?
00:24:42.000 The big giant ones?
00:24:44.000 Would you eat one, being like a reptile pet guy?
00:24:48.000 Look at the size of that one.
00:24:49.000 Yeah, that's a male.
00:24:50.000 That's a male.
00:24:51.000 That's crazy.
00:24:51.000 When they get orange like that, yeah, that's a big male.
00:24:53.000 I mean, these things are gigantic.
00:24:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:57.000 Now, that's a common green iguana, and the males lose their green and get that incredible yellow orange.
00:25:03.000 Those are males, yeah.
00:25:03.000 Isn't that crazy how many of them there are, though?
00:25:06.000 I mean, it is just overrun with iguanas.
00:25:08.000 I guess they have no natural predators, right?
00:25:10.000 There's nothing that eats them there.
00:25:12.000 Not once they get big like that.
00:25:13.000 When they're little, some birds of prey and some snakes can eat baby iguanas, but not once they're like that.
00:25:18.000 But they're pretty chill.
00:25:19.000 I mean, they don't really do much harm.
00:25:21.000 Yeah.
00:25:21.000 Well, don't they, though, to people's crops and people's houses?
00:25:25.000 No, they do.
00:25:26.000 They do do damage.
00:25:28.000 They're not supposed to be in Florida.
00:25:30.000 Let's put it that way.
00:25:31.000 Iguanas like water, typically.
00:25:32.000 They like to be around water, the green iguanas.
00:25:35.000 But, you know, reptiles have a bad PR problem, and that's why we're here, Joe.
00:25:40.000 We're trying to elevate the publicity of people loving reptiles and not killing them.
00:25:44.000 This dude is all out there killing them.
00:25:47.000 Who's this dude?
00:25:49.000 Top shelf anglers on Instagram.
00:25:52.000 Oh, you can do an expedition.
00:25:53.000 Oh, so he's just a Florida guy that's.
00:25:55.000 Enjoying the great outdoors, also.
00:25:58.000 No, that now is a different.
00:26:00.000 That's called a Tinosaurus.
00:26:02.000 That's a type of Central American Mexican rock iguana.
00:26:06.000 That's not a green iguana.
00:26:06.000 That lizard.
00:26:08.000 So, Florida has a variety.
00:26:10.000 Yeah, they have those as well.
00:26:12.000 And they have tegu's in Florida that come from South America, a different type of lizard that's invasive in Florida.
00:26:17.000 And all of it is pets.
00:26:19.000 Yeah, people letting them.
00:26:20.000 I had no idea that many people had iguanas, that it could be this big of a problem.
00:26:25.000 Yeah, pet iguanas were everywhere at one time, yeah.
00:26:28.000 And is this really? 0.94
00:26:29.000 That's the Tegu.
00:26:30.000 That's also invasive in Florida. 0.68
00:26:32.000 That's crazy looking.
00:26:34.000 I used to sleep with one of those when I was a teenager.
00:26:36.000 That looks like a snake with legs.
00:26:37.000 It does.
00:26:38.000 Look at that.
00:26:39.000 Yeah, their face, right?
00:26:40.000 Totally. 1.00
00:26:41.000 And that lizard really loves to eat eggs.
00:26:43.000 I used to feed mine eggs.
00:26:44.000 And I've seen them in the wild eating eggs, bird eggs, duck eggs.
00:26:48.000 When I lived in the valley, there was a reptile store.
00:26:52.000 And it was a place where I used to go buy goldfish because I used to have piranhas.
00:26:55.000 Oh, wow.
00:26:56.000 I used to have turtles too.
00:26:57.000 Yeah.
00:26:57.000 And the turtles were way more vicious than the piranhas.
00:27:00.000 Those aquatic, when you put goldfish in with the turtles, turtles, they're crazy, man.
00:27:00.000 Yeah.
00:27:05.000 And they grab a hold of them and they're biting them.
00:27:07.000 It's like very Jurassic Park.
00:27:09.000 Like you're watching little guys.
00:27:10.000 Alligator snapping turtle.
00:27:11.000 Yeah.
00:27:12.000 Well, these are just little, you know, little green sliders.
00:27:14.000 Sliders.
00:27:15.000 Is that what they're called?
00:27:16.000 Yeah.
00:27:17.000 But they had a crocodile monitor in that place.
00:27:19.000 Ooh.
00:27:19.000 Yeah.
00:27:20.000 I briefly thought, like, ooh, maybe I could figure out an enclosure and put a crocodile monitor and feed it rabbits and shit. 0.98
00:27:26.000 Don't get bit by a crocodile monitor. 0.99
00:27:28.000 They're close to like a Komodo dragon bite.
00:27:30.000 They have scapple teeth.
00:27:31.000 They're serious getting bit by a crocodile monitor.
00:27:34.000 It looked pretty vicious.
00:27:35.000 I mean, they just look like dinosaurs.
00:27:37.000 It's like a forgotten thing of the past.
00:27:39.000 There it is.
00:27:40.000 There's a crocodile monitor.
00:27:40.000 Yeah.
00:27:41.000 Look at that face, man.
00:27:43.000 It totally looks like a dinosaur.
00:27:43.000 Yeah.
00:27:44.000 Well, there's Tommy, who's.
00:27:46.000 Yeah, that's the guy in the first episode.
00:27:48.000 Who's feeding it?
00:27:49.000 One of them.
00:27:51.000 Oh, Tommy. 1.00
00:27:53.000 They're the weirdest fucking people. 1.00
00:27:55.000 Because I kind of understand the chimp people more. 1.00
00:27:58.000 Because the chimp people, like a chimp is interacting with you. 0.70
00:28:02.000 It's a mammal, it's a primate, it's intelligent. 1.00
00:28:05.000 There's a lot going on.
00:28:06.000 There's emotions and jealousy, and chimps, they're connecting with you.
00:28:10.000 These things, they're just looking into the abyss. 0.80
00:28:13.000 Until the chip rips your head off.
00:28:15.000 Yeah, well, I'm not advocating for people to have chimps as pets.
00:28:19.000 I just say I understand the appeal of a pet chimp.
00:28:22.000 I think it's a crazy idea.
00:28:23.000 Well, especially a baby chimp. 1.00
00:28:25.000 I think if anybody's even remotely thinking about it, they should watch Chimp Crazy. 1.00
00:28:28.000 Yes. 1.00
00:28:29.000 But, yeah, especially the babies are so cute.
00:28:31.000 And then they eventually get to the point where they kill your neighbor.
00:28:34.000 But it's just, you don't want, you know, I just get the appeal of it.
00:28:40.000 The appeal of the reptile thing to me is just very strange.
00:28:43.000 These people love them.
00:28:45.000 Well, I loved.
00:28:47.000 I used to keep snakes and lizards, but they were my gateway drug.
00:28:51.000 And then I ultimately got into tortoises because I like the tortoises coexisting in the garden.
00:28:57.000 I like plants, I like worms.
00:28:58.000 And so it didn't feel like they were in a cage.
00:29:01.000 And they kind of, maybe I'm anthropomorphizing my tortoises, but I kind of felt like they were having a pretty good life in my garden.
00:29:09.000 For sure.
00:29:09.000 So I like keeping tortoises.
00:29:11.000 They don't want to eat a rabbit particularly, they want to eat some lettuce or some greens.
00:29:16.000 So turtles and tortoises is what I gravitated to.
00:29:20.000 And then I found out one day they're the most endangered group of animals on the planet, along with primates, if you measure it by how many turtles and tortoises there are in the world and how many are facing extinction, along with primates.
00:29:32.000 So then I was like, okay, I want to do something to help them.
00:29:35.000 And this show we're doing is really to teach people about the evolution of the reptile trade and to make people realize they're cool and they shouldn't be disposable pets.
00:29:46.000 Also, Freak Show.
00:29:48.000 And Freak Show, of course.
00:29:49.000 Of course, guys.
00:29:49.000 I'm really good at Freak Shows.
00:29:51.000 As I said, it takes one to know one.
00:29:53.000 Of course.
00:29:54.000 But what's different, though, is that this isn't some side hustle for animal love gone wrong.
00:30:00.000 You know, it's there's these people, the reptile people, the herb people are incredibly obsessive about living art, about these living things.
00:30:14.000 They like the, it's like a baseball card.
00:30:16.000 What was that word you used?
00:30:17.000 The herb people?
00:30:18.000 Yeah, I call it herpetology.
00:30:21.000 Herpetology.
00:30:22.000 Herpetology.
00:30:22.000 Amphibians and reptiles.
00:30:24.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:25.000 I'm sorry.
00:30:26.000 Coded.
00:30:27.000 Decoded.
00:30:28.000 The herpes people.
00:30:30.000 Herpes people.
00:30:34.000 No, but it's really a trade formed around scarcity.
00:30:38.000 And this sort of desire and adventure people have going out to find the rarest of the rare and bringing it back and selling it, trading it, keeping it.
00:30:48.000 You are in that category.
00:30:48.000 I'm in that category.
00:30:49.000 I'm in that category.
00:30:50.000 I'm not the guy that just wants the little pet beardy dragon.
00:30:52.000 I want the Rolls Royce or reptiles.
00:30:54.000 But it's different than, you know, An individual person that has an attachment to a chimpanzee that she saw with watching Tarzan when she was growing up, and she wanted to have that in her life.
00:31:03.000 So, in other words, freaky people, like just people.
00:31:06.000 Freaky people.
00:31:07.000 Extreme obsessions, but it's about kind of, you know, psychology of people in this particular very niche way.
00:31:14.000 Well, anytime you're dealing with extreme animal people, it's about the psychology of the human being that's really invested in it, right?
00:31:21.000 Best in show.
00:31:21.000 Yeah.
00:31:22.000 Yeah.
00:31:23.000 For sure. 0.95
00:31:24.000 And these are very unusual people because it's a very unusual thing to be connected to, something that really doesn't give a fuck about you. 0.95
00:31:32.000 Like, we're really concerned about this pink iguana. 0.99
00:31:35.000 That pink iguana doesn't give a fuck about people. 0.99
00:31:37.000 If all the people on earth died, it would just keep going about its business and not. 1.00
00:31:41.000 Shed a tear.
00:31:41.000 Yeah.
00:31:42.000 Especially things that can kill you in this way.
00:31:45.000 Like a taipan or whatever.
00:31:46.000 Someone's playing with that.
00:31:48.000 An inland taipan is a venomous snake from Australia that may be the most venomous snake in the world.
00:31:53.000 But it's all relative because a black mamba.
00:31:57.000 Australia has a lot of venomous stuff.
00:32:00.000 Spiders, box jellyfish, a lot of snakes that are very dangerous.
00:32:03.000 Australian tiger snake, brown snake, inland taipan.
00:32:06.000 They're all things that equally can kill you.
00:32:09.000 So to say one's more dangerous than the other, they all kill you.
00:32:12.000 Is there anti-venom for all of them?
00:32:14.000 No, actually.
00:32:15.000 So it's a good question.
00:32:16.000 So some snakes, like, you know, Texas has a coral snake, for example, a very venomous, elapid type of snake, like a cobra, not like a rattlesnake.
00:32:28.000 And I think they have less and less antivenom for snakes that rarely bite people.
00:32:32.000 Because, like sea snakes, the coral snake, which is the red, black, and yellow one that you have in East Texas, you know, when the dog gets bit by them, you were talking about your dog getting bit by rattlesnakes, a lot of time the vet doesn't know because you can't even see the bite.
00:32:47.000 The snake bite is so tiny.
00:32:49.000 So some snakes do not have antivenom, some really dangerous snakes.
00:32:52.000 The coral snakes, they don't have antivenom for them?
00:32:55.000 I think I heard that maybe not anymore.
00:32:57.000 I'm sure it's faded.
00:32:58.000 So what happens if you get bit?
00:33:00.000 Well, there may be some antivenom, but there's not a lot of it.
00:33:03.000 Antivenom has gotten very expensive, and it's very sophisticated now, and it's mostly for, you know, in the U.S. for vipers, you know, for rattlesnakes, you know.
00:33:13.000 Good question.
00:33:13.000 But I don't know.
00:33:14.000 That would be something someone smarter than me would know about coral snake antivenom.
00:33:18.000 But it's an elapid like a cobra.
00:33:21.000 A friend of mine had two of them in her carport.
00:33:24.000 Yeah.
00:33:25.000 They took pictures of it and sent it to people, and everyone's like, yeah, that's keep away from that.
00:33:31.000 Just chilling in her cart port.
00:33:33.000 But they're generally not aggressive.
00:33:33.000 Yeah.
00:33:35.000 Is that the deal?
00:33:36.000 There's a saying, and it doesn't fit all because there's coral snakes that don't have this.
00:33:36.000 Yeah.
00:33:41.000 But yellow against black is a friend of Jack. 0.84
00:33:46.000 Black against red is. 0.68
00:33:48.000 Anyway, I can't even say it right. 0.99
00:33:49.000 You wind up dead or something.
00:33:50.000 Yeah, you wind up dead, but I'm getting it wrong.
00:33:52.000 But there's a saying, and it doesn't hold true for all coral snakes because there's some coral snakes outside of the U.S. That don't have that same pattern.
00:33:59.000 So, if there's no anti venom and they take you to the hospital, what did they do?
00:34:03.000 They stopped making the.
00:34:04.000 I mean, they stopped making it.
00:34:06.000 It was cost.
00:34:07.000 Is that what it says?
00:34:08.000 I think that's what I heard.
00:34:09.000 Cost ineffective. 0.99
00:34:11.000 Just let people die. 0.98
00:34:11.000 No longer cost. 0.98
00:34:12.000 Cost effective is a crazy thing to say when it comes to fucking keeping people alive. 0.98
00:34:16.000 Wow, I was right for a change. 1.00
00:34:18.000 Capitalist cunts. 0.99
00:34:19.000 Maybe the socialists are right. 1.00
00:34:21.000 I was made by.
00:34:22.000 Cost effective is crazy.
00:34:24.000 So, what did they do?
00:34:26.000 You know, I heard every rattlesnake joke after I got bit, and there's one that's.
00:34:30.000 These three guys are out hiking, and someone gets bit here. 0.89
00:34:33.000 And they go to the doctor, and the guy says, You got to go back and suck it out of him. 0.96
00:34:37.000 And the guy just says to him, You're going to die. 0.97
00:34:39.000 So maybe you die with a coral snake.
00:34:41.000 Yeah. 0.71
00:34:42.000 Just leave your dog. 0.98
00:34:43.000 The thing I always, we recently were looking at this, the way of treating rattlesnake mics.
00:34:48.000 Not too long ago, by the way, you sell these Johnson Johnson kits where you used to have one, right?
00:34:54.000 You'd actually literally slice out and you'd suck out the venom out of your bite.
00:35:00.000 Does it actually work?
00:35:01.000 No.
00:35:01.000 That was what's incredible about it.
00:35:03.000 When we were young, they had these little rattlesnake kits.
00:35:06.000 I'm a little older than you, but it was insane what they told people to do back then.
00:35:11.000 They told you to cut yourself and then put a tourniquet and then suck the venom out, which is completely insane because when a rattlesnake strikes, they never hold on a rattlesnake.
00:35:21.000 They strike and let go immediately and then they track their prey.
00:35:24.000 And it's literally like a hypodermic needle going into your body.
00:35:29.000 And the venom is already just like when they inject you with something, it's already in you.
00:35:33.000 You can't suck the venom.
00:35:34.000 Whatever a doctor, so what should you do if you get bit by rattlesnake? 0.98
00:35:38.000 Be mellow.
00:35:39.000 In my case, I walked to my car.
00:35:41.000 Luckily, I wasn't too far away from my car, and I was up in the mountains about an hour away from a hospital.
00:35:46.000 I drove well, I drove like a bat out of hell to the hospital, actually.
00:35:49.000 But you're supposed to be calm, um, and get to a hospital. 0.90
00:35:53.000 Incredible, yeah, and it was just, huh?
00:35:56.000 Well, everything, imagine taking out the woods, you're like, we're fine, yeah, everything you shouldn't do today, everything you should, and so you just stay mellow and get to the hospital.
00:36:04.000 And if they don't have any anti venom, you just die.
00:36:06.000 Well, in my case, they didn't have it in the hospital.
00:36:09.000 They had to see Highway Patrol to bring it from Ventura, and it took about 45 minutes, and I thought I was going to die on the gurney.
00:36:18.000 But, yeah, you get to a hospital and you get antivenom if it's a bad bite.
00:36:22.000 And if they don't have antivenom, you die?
00:36:25.000 Well, it depends on the kind of snake.
00:36:26.000 Like, water moccasins usually aren't lethal, but certain rattlesnakes can kill you.
00:36:31.000 And how much time do you have from the time you get bit where you must get the antivenom in you?
00:36:36.000 I mean, in my case, I swear to God, I thought I was going to stop breathing.
00:36:40.000 About two hours into it, it just slowly feels like this pressure on your chest, like you can't breathe.
00:36:46.000 Yeah, like you're like you, it felt like somebody put sandbags all over me, and like you have this pressure, and you feel like you're going to stop breathing.
00:36:53.000 Yeah, yeah, it's kind of bizarre.
00:36:55.000 Who's that guy, Ross Allen?
00:36:58.000 Um, yeah, he has the world record for the most is it cobra bites?
00:37:02.000 No, I think you're talking about a serpentarium.
00:37:04.000 That same guy, Bill Haas.
00:37:06.000 Bill Haas, he lived to like a hundred, but and I know people that inject themselves with venom.
00:37:11.000 I was in Myanmar, in Burma, one time, and this guy had snake tattoos all over him.
00:37:16.000 And he was a snake wrangler at this zoo in central Burma.
00:37:19.000 And every tattoo he had put on his body, he had put some venom in it so he could handle these really dangerous crates, which are like cobras.
00:37:27.000 And he was this guy with all these snake tattoos, but he had envenomated himself so he would have antibodies so he could handle these things.
00:37:34.000 And if he got bit, he wouldn't die.
00:37:35.000 But early roadside attractions in South Florida, I mean, that's the part about Florida.
00:37:39.000 It goes back, it's in the 50s and 60s.
00:37:41.000 It had Miami Serpentarium.
00:37:43.000 Was an amazing looking place.
00:37:45.000 Had this giant cobra, you know, with sculpture basically.
00:37:49.000 Here's the question if they do that with allergies, where they give you like a little bit of the allergen, you develop a resistance to it, could they do that with snakes?
00:37:56.000 It's like if you live in a snake prone area, should you do that?
00:37:56.000 That's the idea.
00:38:00.000 No, but that's the idea.
00:38:01.000 Why wouldn't you do that?
00:38:03.000 There's a guy right now in the U.S. that's doing it.
00:38:05.000 I think they're doing a film about him injecting all these venomous snake venoms into him like a pincushion.
00:38:14.000 No, I don't think people should do it, but people do do it, not a lot of people.
00:38:18.000 If it does build up your antibodies and you know that you're going to come in contact with snakes, wouldn't that be bad for you to do?
00:38:25.000 Look, the country that I think has the most deadly snake bites is probably India, the country where there's the most deaths and envenomation.
00:38:36.000 The snake that probably kills more people in the world is a puff outer in Africa, but it's many countries. 0.67
00:38:42.000 But I think India has the highest.
00:38:44.000 U.S., it's pretty low chance you're going to get. 0.52
00:38:47.000 Killed by a snake, you're going to get killed driving your car or shooting someone with your gun.
00:38:52.000 You know, it's highly unlikely that the odds are very low that you're going to die from a snake bite, no matter where you live.
00:38:59.000 I understand that.
00:39:00.000 That's all well and good, but that doesn't comfort you if you get bit by a snake.
00:39:04.000 Like, oh, what are the odds?
00:39:05.000 Seek medical advice.
00:39:06.000 Well, you have to deal with it or buy one of those kits.
00:39:07.000 I think most people live, Joe.
00:39:09.000 Most people.
00:39:10.000 I mean, there's a few people that die this year in California, but typically it's like only a few people a year die in the country from snake bites.
00:39:17.000 And is it generally because they just don't get to medical treatment in time?
00:39:20.000 Or they're older or they get bit three times, like not just once by the rattlesnake.
00:39:27.000 You have more venom in them.
00:39:29.000 Is it true that the young ones give you more venom than the old ones?
00:39:32.000 No, young.
00:39:33.000 Young ones have a more condensed, more dangerous venom, but big snakes are much more dangerous because they can put far more venom into you.
00:39:42.000 The little ones have a more potent venom, but they can't inject as much into you.
00:39:47.000 So that's kind of, people misunderstand that stat.
00:39:51.000 Not that I'm a snake expert, I'm more of a turtle expert, and I'm more of a freak expert.
00:39:56.000 So I'm good at finding these crazy people to cover.
00:39:59.000 Do you get uncomfortable being around these people?
00:40:03.000 That's a good question. 1.00
00:40:06.000 Because there's a psychological aspect to all, particularly like chimp crazy. 1.00
00:40:13.000 There's something about those people that makes me uneasy watching it on TV. 1.00
00:40:18.000 Like, you are so far gone.
00:40:21.000 Like, some of these people are so far gone in terms of just being a normal, present, rational person.
00:40:30.000 There's a courtship, and sometimes that courtship takes years to get someone willing to be interviewed.
00:40:35.000 It's generally.
00:40:36.000 The reptile world can be very guarded.
00:40:39.000 People that have them don't want the feds coming and taking their rare reptiles.
00:40:43.000 They don't want animal rights groups, PETA, coming and busting them.
00:40:46.000 They don't want people coming because they're very valuable.
00:40:49.000 Some reptiles are worth a lot of money.
00:40:51.000 So they're very guarded.
00:40:52.000 And to get access to a lot of these people took a lot of time at times.
00:40:56.000 And sometimes that relationship would go up and down.
00:41:00.000 And there were times when people that I was interviewing really did not like me.
00:41:04.000 There was something that happened.
00:41:05.000 And then I'd have to go there.
00:41:07.000 And I'd be nervous because that person may have been someone who did a lot of time in prison and did some heavy things in his life.
00:41:13.000 So, yeah, there are times when you're just kind of like, you know, is this the time I'm going to go there? 0.97
00:41:18.000 And he's going to really fuck me up.
00:41:20.000 Why didn't they like you? 0.99
00:41:22.000 You know, man, you know, like, listen, I like this guy.
00:41:28.000 He's done what he's done in the past.
00:41:30.000 He was sentenced to 100 years in prison.
00:41:31.000 He got out for whatever reason.
00:41:33.000 But that guy, that guy.
00:41:35.000 Wait a minute.
00:41:36.000 Why did he go to jail for 100 years?
00:41:38.000 Well, Mario Tabrao was sentenced to 100 plus years in prison.
00:41:43.000 He got out early because he must have had some serious implications.
00:41:46.000 What was the crime?
00:41:48.000 Murder and drugs.
00:41:50.000 And he got out early because he said he had information?
00:41:53.000 He must have.
00:41:54.000 He did 12 years.
00:41:55.000 And no one knows what happened.
00:41:56.000 What?
00:41:57.000 He only did 12 years for murder and drugs?
00:41:59.000 But I like him.
00:42:00.000 Oh, great.
00:42:02.000 I wasn't the one murdered.
00:42:03.000 I wasn't in his life back then.
00:42:05.000 But he's kind of a.
00:42:07.000 He really actually does love animals.
00:42:09.000 I mean, in his way.
00:42:11.000 And I was nervous sometimes going to his place a few times.
00:42:14.000 But why was he mad at you? 0.99
00:42:16.000 Fuck, do you remember all the times he was mad at me? 1.00
00:42:19.000 He's probably mad at me right now as I'm speaking. 1.00
00:42:21.000 Yeah, I definitely will be after the show, probably.
00:42:23.000 Yeah.
00:42:24.000 Well, this is the next episode.
00:42:26.000 There's an entire episode that talks about kind of the 80s in Miami and the sort of overlap between the drug trade and the illegal wildlife trade and the reptile trade.
00:42:34.000 And he's a central character in it.
00:42:36.000 The 80s in Miami.
00:42:37.000 Now, he's kind of more tangential because it's really about this guy.
00:42:41.000 Ray Van Nostrand, a guy from New Jersey, moved down to Florida, started a business that became strictly reptiles, as I was referencing.
00:42:49.000 But yeah, I mean, I don't think there was anything like particular, but he would get very particular about very specific things.
00:42:57.000 Like if you were, you could be right about a million things that he hated, but wrong about one thing that he cared about the most.
00:43:04.000 And he would categorize you to be this person that is, you know.
00:43:07.000 There's an expression, honor among thieves.
00:43:09.000 And he weirdly has this kind of honorable side.
00:43:12.000 Yeah.
00:43:12.000 Unredeemable.
00:43:13.000 And certain things I would say to him would make him really upset. 0.99
00:43:16.000 But I have to say, the only time I was ever shot at in my life was in fucking Miami. 0.96
00:43:21.000 I was shot at, you know, going to a payphone in the early 90s in a van trying to go to a nightclub with a bunch of people. 0.97
00:43:29.000 And these guys were walking towards me, and they started just blowing out the windows of the van.
00:43:34.000 I remember I didn't go to the nightclub, I went back to my hotel, and I woke up in the morning with that chopped, you know, car glass all in my hair.
00:43:43.000 I had long hair back then, I had hair back then.
00:43:46.000 But Miami was, you know, it was pretty wild in the 80s and early 90s.
00:43:50.000 I have a good friend of mine, my friend Steve, did his residency.
00:43:53.000 He's an ophthalmologist, did his residency in Miami in the 80s and worked in emergency rooms. 0.95
00:43:58.000 And he said it was fucking insane. 0.98
00:44:00.000 It's just like so many gunshot wounds. 0.99
00:44:02.000 So many drug deals gone bad, so many heists.
00:44:06.000 He said it was like an insane place to work.
00:44:09.000 I swear to you, you say that because I said to all my characters, I said, What's it like, you know, having been in and out of prison so many times?
00:44:16.000 He goes, Bro, everyone in Florida has been in prison, you know.
00:44:20.000 And I was kind of like, Well, what's it like, you know?
00:44:22.000 But everyone in Florida has been in prison.
00:44:24.000 Sunny place with shady people, right?
00:44:26.000 Have you seen Cocaine Cowboys?
00:44:27.000 Yeah.
00:44:28.000 Yeah.
00:44:28.000 Yeah.
00:44:29.000 Phenomenal, right?
00:44:30.000 And that story where you find out that the entire graduating class of the police academy.
00:44:35.000 Either wound up murdered or in jail for corruption.
00:44:38.000 Have you seen Bad Lieutenant?
00:44:38.000 Yeah.
00:44:40.000 Yes.
00:44:41.000 I'm friends with Harvey.
00:44:42.000 He's good in it, man.
00:44:42.000 Oh, really?
00:44:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:44:44.000 No, it's great.
00:44:44.000 But there's parts of this story that are a little like Bad Lieutenant.
00:44:47.000 You'll see in the end, you know.
00:44:49.000 Well, what you'll like about this second episode about this period, it's from the point of view of this young, at the time, you know, coming right out of college, young DEA agent on the beat chasing bad guys.
00:45:02.000 And he was assigned this guy, Mario Tabraue.
00:45:05.000 The case that was a cold case, no one could ever touch him.
00:45:07.000 And you see him kind of chase after him and understand the whole weaving of this story.
00:45:13.000 But it's a really, you know, being around that guy was, you know, talk about our subjects in this animal world, you know, law enforcement.
00:45:21.000 This guy sleeps with a gun every night and gets literally orgasmic with the thought of this guy coming to his house.
00:45:27.000 It's like a hither way.
00:45:28.000 The guy that he put in prison for 100 years that got out.
00:45:31.000 He literally waits.
00:45:32.000 And you'll see a line in the show that it's kind of unbelievable what he says about that.
00:45:36.000 Yeah, but just, you know, he lives in this kind of, we went to go see him.
00:45:39.000 He lives in this kind of very kind of, You know, country part of West Virginia.
00:45:45.000 And he's good with guns.
00:45:47.000 Good with guns. 0.99
00:45:49.000 And he would just, you know, he would brag about all the gun shit, you know, the bullets you can find from this, you know, leftover from the Civil War in his backyard. 0.99
00:45:57.000 And, you know, he was very, very good with a gun. 0.98
00:46:00.000 We did a lot of shooting verite with him.
00:46:02.000 And he was just a really, at the time, very generous with his time, wanting to tell his story.
00:46:09.000 But, you know, clearly, Killed a lot of people and would make some very soft references to that that would be very unnerving, you know.
00:46:19.000 Like, yeah, you're really great with it.
00:46:21.000 I've never shot a gun.
00:46:21.000 He's, I don't have anything against it, but I've never shot a gun.
00:46:24.000 And I would talk to him about it.
00:46:25.000 I'm interested in it.
00:46:27.000 And he'd be like, yeah, I've had to use it a lot, you know, more than I'd like to admit.
00:46:32.000 So, you know, you're in these places.
00:46:34.000 It's, it's, it's.
00:46:35.000 But what's so peculiar about this guy, his name's Larry Loveless.
00:46:39.000 He was a DEA agent in Florida back in those days.
00:46:42.000 He put this guy in prison, you know.
00:46:44.000 You know, bringing this guy was bringing a lot of drugs from, you know, he was Cuban, and you'll see it in episode two, but he really just doesn't understand how the guy got out of prison.
00:46:55.000 And the fact that the very guy that put him in prison wouldn't know that, that they like whoever the powers that be that got him out of prison after 12 years, you would think he would know, you know, but he's still to this day worried about retaliation.
00:47:08.000 So this was what's cool is that his dad was actually the person, he was like an HR person for kind of the Cuban, it was at the time of the Cuban Bay of Pigs, you know, invasion, that kind of era.
00:47:25.000 And he was responsible for taking care of all these kind of Cuban exiles.
00:47:29.000 During that time, and he would be the one that was kind of going house to house and giving people checks.
00:47:35.000 So he had this kind of very interesting network of people and had this incredible access.
00:47:40.000 And so, what has been insinuated is that his dad had these relationships and knew where everyone was and knew all these people and had information that was useful to the government at the time.
00:47:50.000 That's the idea.
00:47:51.000 Gave information, no surprise.
00:47:53.000 Or he helped bring down the real Pablo Escobar, or he knew a big drug lord that the government wanted and they made a deal.
00:47:59.000 Who knows?
00:48:00.000 But it could have been, there's lots of theories.
00:48:02.000 Quite an injustice, though.
00:48:03.000 Like, even this guy, you know, we filmed 200 people over how long?
00:48:09.000 15 years?
00:48:10.000 Really, the last six was more intense.
00:48:12.000 More than 200 people.
00:48:13.000 And you never get everybody in.
00:48:15.000 And I remember meeting this guy, Tony Biscaro.
00:48:18.000 Remember him?
00:48:19.000 Yeah.
00:48:20.000 This guy was part of, he flew planes for drugs.
00:48:23.000 You know, he got busted with, I think, 600,000 pounds of weed at the time.
00:48:29.000 He served the single largest sentence for marijuana smuggling.
00:48:34.000 Crime 40 years, 40 years, got out maybe five years ago.
00:48:39.000 And could you imagine coming out of prison for the longest sentence and then going to Miami and you see weed stores everywhere? 0.99
00:48:44.000 Your fucking life's over and you see these weed stores. 0.99
00:48:49.000 It's like insane to me. 1.00
00:48:50.000 That's fucked up. 0.99
00:48:51.000 But that was at a time, look, Pablo Escobar, like there were people around Pablo Escobar that got indicted that were trafficking ivory horns and stuff. 0.99
00:48:58.000 Like it was very, you know, one degree of separation for like wildlife crime and drugs in that era.
00:49:04.000 Why do you think there's that connection?
00:49:05.000 Easy.
00:49:06.000 Concealment.
00:49:06.000 Concealment.
00:49:07.000 I mean, look, I don't want to.
00:49:09.000 I think there's been connections, you know, like you can put cocaine inside of a boa constrictor.
00:49:15.000 Who's going to open a box at customs or, you know, Fish and Wildlife Service and look inside the boa constrictor?
00:49:21.000 So there's some pretty ingenious ways to meaning you put it in their stomach?
00:49:24.000 Yeah, like you either force feed the boa constrictor, like, you know, like you put them in those balloons, you put cocaine in, or you even and then you have to cut them open to get your cocaine?
00:49:33.000 Yeah, you cut them open and get your cocaine.
00:49:34.000 But even more I remember in New York when the fish markets used to put these drugs you talk so casually about that, by the way.
00:49:40.000 But fish markets used to put the drugs in fish in the you know, in the fish market, like with New York.
00:49:45.000 Yeah, because no one wants to handle the fish and open up the fish and they'd shove all the drugs into the fish.
00:49:50.000 So, you know, like smelly, dangerous animals are a good cover for drugs.
00:49:54.000 Or, even more simply, you know, trafficking wildlife, there was a legal version of that.
00:50:00.000 So, what they would do is take the crates and they'd pack them and they'd put the drugs at the bottom and they'd put, you know, another layer of animals and they'd mix in some, you know, look alike animals that were really rare but looked like the common animal.
00:50:13.000 So, they'd mix them together and then they'd put something like, you know, spitting cobras up the top.
00:50:17.000 No one was reaching into the crate when there were these very dangerous animals.
00:50:22.000 So that's how they kind of got they were able to prey on the lack of resources at these kind of major ports of entry and realize that fish and wildlife didn't really have any resources at the time.
00:50:34.000 They had limited wildlife inspectors.
00:50:35.000 They had to go through these volumes and volumes of crates and they'd play these games.
00:50:40.000 Aaron Ross Powell, Jr.
00:50:41.000 Many Komodo dragons that made it into this country came in illegally in a crate and they would just put a little Komodo dragon in with some other monitor lizards and the inspectors couldn't tell the difference.
00:50:51.000 The difference.
00:50:52.000 And they'd go through, and the Komodo dragon that bit Sharon Stone's husband at the Los Angeles Zoo was one of those Komodo dragons.
00:51:00.000 So it was somebody's private collection, and they got released to the zoo?
00:51:04.000 No, it was in a sting that's in our show where they were bringing in illegal animals coming from a guy in Malaysia who's sort of the Pablo Escobar, the kingpin globally of all the reptile animal trade.
00:51:16.000 A guy that we finally accessed after COVID, whose name is Anson Wong, and he was sort of the You know, bad guy number one in the world for reptile and animal smuggling.
00:51:27.000 And so he was sent by Interpol, and I'll, you know, he did the longest sentence in the U.S. for wildlife crime ever at the time in the 90s.
00:51:36.000 He was busted in Mexico, but and then brought extradited into the U.S.
00:51:39.000 But he was bringing in Komodo dragons and really rare reptiles.
00:51:43.000 And the zoos were the beneficiary of those reptiles once they were confiscated.
00:51:47.000 So the LA Zoo, San Diego Zoo, Bronx Zoo, a lot of these animals came from reptile smugglers.
00:51:52.000 Wow.
00:51:53.000 Very much the origins of collections.
00:51:55.000 Yeah, for Zeus.
00:51:56.000 And I would also imagine the kind of people that are really into reptiles probably also do drugs.
00:52:01.000 So they probably know a lot of people in that world.
00:52:04.000 Yeah, it's like a cross-section of varsity.
00:52:06.000 You're into dark metal.
00:52:07.000 You got a python.
00:52:09.000 There's a lot of inked guys.
00:52:11.000 There's a lot of goth guys into hot snakes, which are the venomous. 0.90
00:52:17.000 A lot of bikers. 0.99
00:52:18.000 Hot snakes. 0.99
00:52:19.000 Hot snakes means that's what they call them?
00:52:21.000 Yeah.
00:52:21.000 Hot snakes.
00:52:21.000 It means the kind that can kill you.
00:52:23.000 Yeah, they're called hot snakes.
00:52:25.000 Interesting.
00:52:26.000 But yeah, a lot of badass guys.
00:52:27.000 And there was definitely drugs.
00:52:28.000 Listen, I did drugs in my life.
00:52:30.000 No way.
00:52:31.000 Yes. 0.53
00:52:32.000 Come on.
00:52:33.000 I'll go on.
00:52:35.000 I've done everything.
00:52:36.000 I had nightclubs in New York City for many years, Joe.
00:52:40.000 Yeah, I'm like, you know, embalmed.
00:52:42.000 It's made me live longer.
00:52:44.000 Maybe that's what saved you when you got bit by the Ryle's knife. 0.99
00:52:47.000 I probably.
00:52:48.000 But you've got to think that the type of people that are going to be even interested in having a snake as a pet, that's a very unusual person.
00:52:57.000 I like snakes.
00:52:57.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:52:59.000 You know people that have snakes.
00:52:59.000 Come on.
00:53:00.000 Kids have ball pythons. 0.95
00:53:01.000 You've got kids.
00:53:02.000 They like a baby, a ball python.
00:53:04.000 They're clean.
00:53:05.000 You don't have to feed it every day like a rabbit or a dog.
00:53:09.000 You can go on vacation, leave your ball python.
00:53:11.000 They're a good pet.
00:53:13.000 A lot of snakes.
00:53:13.000 I don't think of them as a pet.
00:53:15.000 I think of them as a monster that you feed that allows you, you know, it's not big enough to eat you, so it allows you to feed it.
00:53:24.000 And then you have to keep it in this box, which is kind of weird.
00:53:26.000 Yeah, well, that's why I like tortoises.
00:53:28.000 You don't have to keep them in a cage or a box.
00:53:30.000 Because does a snake experience discomfort because they're in a terrarium?
00:53:36.000 Listen, there's a lot of myth out there that, oh, snakes can live in a little teeny sweater box or a shoe box, and you can put them in racks like you see in snake stores and snake brewers.
00:53:46.000 A rack of shoes.
00:53:47.000 The truth is, real snakes in the wild do not live in little boxes.
00:53:51.000 They may go underground at a certain time of year and hibernate, but they come out and they hang out like us and they move around, and most snakes.
00:54:00.000 Do not live in a little teeny box.
00:54:02.000 But yes, they can survive in a box, but there's all different kinds of snakes.
00:54:06.000 There's racer snakes and indigo snakes and snakes that need to move fast and go places.
00:54:11.000 And then there's some snakes like a ball python that can be in a more confined space, but you can't generally.
00:54:16.000 But generally, like when people keep them as pets, they keep them in some kind of an aquarium, right?
00:54:20.000 Yeah, and they should give them more space.
00:54:20.000 Yeah.
00:54:22.000 They should absolutely give them more space.
00:54:24.000 I mean, part of what we're trying to do in this show is try to tell people be responsible.
00:54:29.000 Don't treat reptiles like disposable pets, like a toy.
00:54:32.000 that you break one week and then you buy another one and you break it and the parents buy another one.
00:54:36.000 You know, they're living creatures.
00:54:38.000 The death toll when you import these animals is amazing.
00:54:41.000 I mean, it's so much mortality.
00:54:43.000 And we don't talk about mortality, whether it's zoos or people bringing in these reptiles or even myself over the years.
00:54:49.000 You asked me what happened to that snake, probably died.
00:54:52.000 Probably was flushed down the toilet by someone's mom.
00:54:55.000 You know, like baby green turtles that you had as a kid.
00:54:58.000 Like, what happened to most of those?
00:54:59.000 How long do snakes look?
00:55:01.000 Like, how long does a python live?
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00:55:58.000 So the longest lived animal, terrestrial animal on the planet is a giant tortoise.
00:56:02.000 They can live almost 200 years.
00:56:04.000 I have tortoises that are over 100 years old.
00:56:06.000 What about snakes?
00:56:07.000 Snakes generally, most snakes don't live more than 30 to 40 years, but there are a few that might, lizards can live 70 years.
00:56:14.000 Some of the big land iguanas can live a long time.
00:56:16.000 Those like ones in Florida?
00:56:18.000 They can live 70 years?
00:56:20.000 I don't know about green iguanas, but there are some that can live 50 to 70 years, some of the big lizards.
00:56:25.000 Tortoises live the longest.
00:56:26.000 Some crocodilians can live a really long time.
00:56:29.000 Snakes live the least.
00:56:32.000 The lesser time compared to most of the other reptiles.
00:56:34.000 That was another thing they found in Florida, in the Everglades.
00:56:38.000 They found Nile crocodiles.
00:56:40.000 And they think that they might have a breeding population.
00:56:44.000 There's some suspicion, but it's basically from people having them as pets.
00:56:48.000 I've swam with Nile crocodiles.
00:56:49.000 That's no joke.
00:56:50.000 Why'd you do that?
00:56:52.000 I was in Madagascar.
00:56:53.000 They have a form of Nile crocodile in Madagascar.
00:56:56.000 They don't get quite as big as the mainland crocs, and I was looking for turtles, and then I saw the croc.
00:57:01.000 Nile crocodiles, and as you know, saltwater crocodiles.
00:57:04.000 Are the two crocs that really kill the most people?
00:57:07.000 You know, people come and wash their clothing next to the shore.
00:57:10.000 You know, the croc comes up and grabs them.
00:57:12.000 You know, you really got to watch it with Nile crocodiles.
00:57:14.000 So if they're in Florida, they're much bigger than American crocodiles.
00:57:18.000 Yeah, they have a shoot on site order for them, or they did at least in this article that I was reading.
00:57:22.000 It's from a while back.
00:57:23.000 Wow.
00:57:23.000 I didn't know that.
00:57:24.000 Yeah, they found a couple of them.
00:57:25.000 Yeah.
00:57:26.000 Yeah, I know they've captured at least two of them.
00:57:28.000 Well, the biggest reptile in the world in terms of weight, back to our size conversation, is a saltwater crocodile and it's neck and neck with a leatherback sea turtle.
00:57:38.000 They're both over 2,000 pounds.
00:57:40.000 So you imagine a 2,000-pound.
00:57:41.000 A leatherback sea turtle is that big?
00:57:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:44.000 I had no idea.
00:57:46.000 That's great.
00:57:47.000 I would have never imagined that a sea turtle would have the same body weight as a saltwater crocodile.
00:57:52.000 They're neck and neck, over 2,000 pounds, both of them.
00:57:55.000 That's a big, big turtle.
00:57:58.000 Well, I know that there's legend, right, about Congo crocodiles, that there's crocodiles that people had supposedly seen, you know, back in the early 1900s and the 1800s.
00:58:11.000 They thought they were 40 feet long.
00:58:13.000 And the thing about crocodiles is, I don't think they die of old age.
00:58:19.000 I think they just stay alive until they die.
00:58:22.000 I want to be a crocodile.
00:58:23.000 And they keep getting bigger.
00:58:24.000 That's the other thing.
00:58:25.000 Depending upon their food source and how much.
00:58:28.000 Yeah, I think in captivity they wind up dying, but I think there's some thoughts as to why that happens, how they're actually eating, whether they're getting fed, what's the difference between the way they live in the wild.
00:58:45.000 But there's some accounts from back in the day where these guys were on a boat and the crocodile was bigger than the boat they were on.
00:58:52.000 Yeah.
00:58:52.000 I mean, the thing about crocodilians, and I think there's about 27 different types, but once they get to a certain size, you know, they're vulnerable when they're little, right?
00:59:01.000 Like birds and fish and things can kill them and eat them.
00:59:03.000 But once they get a certain size, you know, like you're saying, they're pretty much invincible.
00:59:08.000 Nothing can kill them, you know?
00:59:10.000 And some of them develop a taste for people.
00:59:14.000 Yeah, just movement in the water and just because they're an ambush predator, right?
00:59:18.000 Yeah, well, they hunt people.
00:59:19.000 And they probably hunt people.
00:59:20.000 My friend Jim Shockey, he got hired to go to Africa.
00:59:25.000 I forget what country it was, but he got hired to kill these crocodiles because they were preying on people.
00:59:34.000 And while he was there, someone got snatched up while he was in camp.
00:59:39.000 You said everybody there had like missing a leg, bite taken out of their calf. 0.99
00:59:42.000 Everybody was all fucked up. 0.99
00:59:44.000 Good friends with Peter Beard, and he would go to Kenya and Ethiopia and call crocodiles. 0.99
00:59:49.000 There's a really incredible photo of him inside a crocodile that they killed, and he's like writing in his journal, but half his body is in a huge Nile crocodile.
00:59:59.000 But he would go and call them for probably a similar reason as you just said.
01:00:03.000 Once they start targeting villagers, once they find that there's a place that they can hunt and get regular food, they're there all the time.
01:00:10.000 They're so sneaky that what they developed was they These people had put posts into the ground in the water. 0.60
01:00:19.000 So, into the area where they would wash their clothes and gather food, they essentially built like some sort of containment area where the crocs couldn't get through these poles.
01:00:30.000 So, what the crocs did was go around the poles and into the water. 0.77
01:00:34.000 So, they had figured it out.
01:00:36.000 That's creepy.
01:00:38.000 That's creepy.
01:00:39.000 Where they realize, like, oh, the people go, like, they must have been watching and realizing, oh, the people go into this area, so I've got to go on the ground at night. 1.00
01:00:47.000 Then I'll go back out of the water and then I'll catch these fuckers slipping. 0.99
01:00:50.000 And they're patient. 1.00
01:00:51.000 They can wait years.
01:00:52.000 They're intelligent.
01:00:53.000 They can wait a long time before they eat anything.
01:00:55.000 Yeah, they don't have to eat for a year.
01:00:57.000 Are they intelligent?
01:00:57.000 They crock.
01:00:59.000 Yeah. 0.83
01:01:00.000 Well, they're one of the few reptiles that actually really does defend their babies.
01:01:06.000 Like a snake. 0.55
01:01:07.000 I'll eat this.
01:01:08.000 A snake doesn't do that.
01:01:09.000 Yeah.
01:01:10.000 Wow.
01:01:11.000 Wow.
01:01:13.000 Wow.
01:01:14.000 That's amazing.
01:01:15.000 What a dinosaur, man.
01:01:17.000 What is that, a saltwater or a Nile?
01:01:19.000 It says sell water crocodiles.
01:01:20.000 Yeah.
01:01:21.000 Is this in Australia?
01:01:21.000 In Australia.
01:01:22.000 Wow.
01:01:23.000 Those
01:01:25.000 things ran the whole world at one point in time.
01:01:27.000 It's
01:01:30.000 just weird there's still creatures like that roaming around.
01:01:33.000 That's a throwback.
01:01:35.000 And there's some really endangered crocodiles.
01:01:37.000 And you'll see in our show, I think even episode one, there's the zoo curator that says, oh, we bought a few Philippine crocodiles from this dealer.
01:01:46.000 I think it's in the first episode.
01:01:47.000 And Philippine crocodiles today are super endangered.
01:01:50.000 You know, like there's still some really, really rare ones, not saltwater crocs and not Nile crocs, but there's some really endangered.
01:01:57.000 Is that a thrill for these guys that they get something that they're not supposed to have as a part of it?
01:02:01.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:02:02.000 It's like a rare baseball card.
01:02:04.000 No, it's like rare art.
01:02:06.000 It's like having a.
01:02:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:02:08.000 Yeah.
01:02:09.000 And then there's a.
01:02:10.000 I get excited by seeing something I never saw before.
01:02:12.000 I'm like a kid in a candy store.
01:02:13.000 Yeah, but when I see a cool, like, pink landing one, I've never seen one in the wild or anywhere.
01:02:19.000 And I've been to the Galapagos, so yeah, it's a thrill.
01:02:22.000 But to put it in your backpack and take it home is probably not encouraged.
01:02:27.000 I'd stuff it down my pants.
01:02:29.000 No, I'd be too scared.
01:02:31.000 Well, you wouldn't want to do that, right?
01:02:34.000 Well, ever since that.
01:02:35.000 It's a natural habitat.
01:02:36.000 No, I wouldn't want to.
01:02:37.000 You know, my mother gave me a good moral compass for that.
01:02:41.000 She used to say to me when I was a kid, Don't play God, Eric.
01:02:45.000 I was keeping things.
01:02:46.000 And she'd tell me, You got to let it go at the end of the summer.
01:02:48.000 So I was lucky to have that because a lot of people didn't have that mother, and I did.
01:02:52.000 So I kind of, against my better judgment, when I was a kid, I did bad things that my mother didn't like.
01:02:57.000 But later in life, she was right.
01:02:59.000 Keep it in the wild.
01:03:00.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:03:01.000 Well, they're fascinating in the wild.
01:03:02.000 I just like, I do appreciate them in the wild.
01:03:05.000 I just, I'm perplexed as to why people would have their life revolve around taking care of reptiles.
01:03:13.000 It just seems really odd.
01:03:16.000 Well, people get into it and they get addicted and they buy more and more and more, and then they get divorced and they get rid of them all or they get burnt out on it because after a while it's a lot of work taking care of a lot of reptiles.
01:03:26.000 So it's kind of like, you know, people get really into it and sometimes it's hard to sustain it, you know.
01:03:32.000 But more trade than the other collectible culture.
01:03:36.000 More trade.
01:03:36.000 Trade?
01:03:37.000 More, you know.
01:03:38.000 Like I'll give you a crocodile.
01:03:39.000 I sell trade, yeah.
01:03:41.000 What's going on here, Jamin?
01:03:43.000 Bear gallbladder footage.
01:03:44.000 I've never seen this footage.
01:03:45.000 That's a shark.
01:03:46.000 Yeah.
01:03:47.000 So it's stealing a shark that a guy caught?
01:03:49.000 Wow.
01:03:50.000 Wow.
01:03:52.000 That must be American crocodile, right?
01:03:52.000 Yeah.
01:03:56.000 I don't know.
01:03:57.000 It's Australia?
01:03:58.000 Okay, a lot of sharks in Australia.
01:03:59.000 That makes sense.
01:04:00.000 I don't know.
01:04:00.000 Wow.
01:04:01.000 So it just stole this guy's fish.
01:04:03.000 Yeah.
01:04:03.000 Okay.
01:04:04.000 Yeah.
01:04:05.000 What's been your interest in wildlife?
01:04:08.000 Oh, man, I'm fascinated by wildlife.
01:04:10.000 I'm just much more interested in mammals for whatever reason.
01:04:13.000 I mean, I'm interested in these things.
01:04:14.000 I found them fascinating, but they're not as compelling to me for whatever reason.
01:04:19.000 And I always wondered what that is.
01:04:20.000 Like, you know, I did.
01:04:21.000 This thing on social media once, the social media hierarchy of dead animals.
01:04:26.000 And I said, like, fish, fillets of fish, no one cares.
01:04:30.000 Dead fish, people care a little more, but not much.
01:04:35.000 Dead turkey, not that big a deal.
01:04:38.000 Dead deer, okay, now we're getting weird.
01:04:41.000 You know, dead bear, now people get mad at you.
01:04:44.000 It's interesting.
01:04:45.000 You know, I went to this thing called Safari Club International in Vegas.
01:04:50.000 It's the biggest trophy hunting.
01:04:52.000 You know, convention and I was filming undercover.
01:04:55.000 I started out, you know, asking, Yeah, can you taxidermy this and that?
01:05:00.000 And then I kind of, you know, raised the bar and I said, You know, can you taxidermy a chimp for me?
01:05:06.000 And they're like, Yeah, yeah, we can do a chimp.
01:05:07.000 So, what about an orangutan? 0.97
01:05:09.000 Yeah, we could do an orangutan.
01:05:10.000 Anyway, and I was going around to different taxidermists in this giant convention.
01:05:14.000 They had elephants and lions and all kinds of stuff.
01:05:17.000 Eventually, I asked someone if you could taxidermy a human, you know, and then suddenly I noticed all these.
01:05:23.000 Guys starting to follow me, you know, and there was a big NRA booth and a lot of people with guns, and eventually they surrounded me.
01:05:29.000 I was trying to get rid of my, you know, camera gear and throw it in the garbage and stuff.
01:05:34.000 But it was interesting where the line is and what you're allowed to. 1.00
01:05:38.000 Well, it sounds like you're a fucking psychopath. 1.00
01:05:39.000 You're asking them if you could taxidermy a human. 1.00
01:05:42.000 You don't think that's.
01:05:43.000 They probably thought for sure you're a fed or someone.
01:05:46.000 Or a joke.
01:05:47.000 I mean, obviously. 1.00
01:05:48.000 It was kind of a joke, but they literally started putting eyeballs on me and saying, who the fuck is this guy? 0.99
01:05:55.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:05:56.000 Wouldn't you?
01:05:56.000 Yeah, but they would.
01:05:59.000 Hey, how do you take a fucking human and turn it into a statue? 1.00
01:06:01.000 People have shrunken heads. 1.00
01:06:03.000 I know people with shrunken heads, actually.
01:06:05.000 Right.
01:06:05.000 You know, they collect them.
01:06:06.000 But no, it's pretty macabre.
01:06:08.000 But the fact that they would taxidermy a chimp and an orangutan and a gorilla.
01:06:12.000 So who are these people that said they would do that?
01:06:15.000 They're just taxidermists that are in this convention that taxidermy would be a big game.
01:06:20.000 How would one be?
01:06:21.000 So someone would have to smuggle it back.
01:06:23.000 A lot of what happens is, and a lot of the.
01:06:28.000 You know, when zoo animals die, sometimes they send it to people that taxidermia.
01:06:31.000 So I know people that get a lot of zoo carcasses and they, you know, taxidermia, a chimp, I've seen it.
01:06:38.000 But yeah.
01:06:39.000 Seen it, but yeah.
01:06:39.000 So, when a zoo has the option to sell the dead body and then someone turns it into a taxidermy statue, it's gone on for a long time.
01:06:49.000 I had nothing against zoos, but that was one way to get really unusual animals.
01:06:53.000 Like, I have a friend, I met a guy I know that's taxidermy a number of Komodo dragons that came from zoos because people don't have Komodo dragons in the private sector.
01:07:01.000 Well, I guess no harm, no foul, it's already dead.
01:07:04.000 But I guess I make the point you're making, I'm just sort of saying it's interesting how fish, even though certain fish can live over a hundred years, certain rock fish and Longevity that's incredible.
01:07:15.000 We don't think of them in the same way as we think of these higher-right, we don't care at all.
01:07:20.000 We don't care at all, yeah.
01:07:21.000 We don't seem to, but you know, going fishing is much more common than going hunting.
01:07:27.000 Yeah, now that I said what I just said, you know, maybe that's a little twisted.
01:07:31.000 What do you mean about taxing a real person?
01:07:33.000 Well, it is twisted, yeah.
01:07:35.000 You asked them, I think I said that out of context.
01:07:37.000 Whoa, you could buy this, yeah.
01:07:41.000 It says it's real.
01:07:42.000 I was trying to look and see if it was fake.
01:07:43.000 What, how is that legal?
01:07:46.000 I'm not sure on the screen.
01:07:48.000 I may well never find that.
01:07:50.000 It's only three grand?
01:07:51.000 I mean, no, the guy Riverside.
01:07:54.000 Yeah, the guy that has the taxidermied.
01:07:57.000 He's got a funny name for his museum.
01:07:59.000 Yeah, he's got the Komodo dragon, but now that I think about it, he had a number of taxidermied gorillas.
01:08:03.000 Yeah, now that I think about it. 0.88
01:08:05.000 Now, do they say where they got this from?
01:08:08.000 Does it say how they acquired this body?
01:08:10.000 That document might.
01:08:11.000 They have to pay for the document.
01:08:11.000 Yeah.
01:08:15.000 That's fucking weird, man. 0.98
01:08:17.000 But to your point about this. 0.99
01:08:20.000 Kind of societal reaction to, you know, wildlife issues.
01:08:25.000 I think, yeah, that's what we're super curious about.
01:08:29.000 What drives people's obsessions around certain things?
01:08:32.000 In this case, this happens to be part sport, part industry, part obsession with, you know, scarcity.
01:08:40.000 But that is all in this case leading more to destructive extinction problems.
01:08:44.000 You know, very few animals, more and more animals are threatened with extinction than ever before, particularly reptiles.
01:08:50.000 Now, one out of every five.
01:08:52.000 Are threatened with extinction and it's growing at an accelerated rate, mainly because of things that we explore in our show pet trade, exotic smuggling, all of that.
01:09:04.000 But to get people to care about things that can harm you, believe it or not, we have challenges with subject matter in the show that we'll get notes back and it might be too hardcore for people to see because it is a brutal volume based industry.
01:09:24.000 We try not to show the bludgeoning and the cruelty of animals.
01:09:28.000 We try to avoid that with Tiger King and Jim Crazy in this show because people turn the channel.
01:09:32.000 So we try, if we wanted to, we could do that.
01:09:35.000 Well, I think we're just, but I'm more talking more about the point of like, what, how do people respond to something through an interest?
01:09:42.000 And, you know, what turns them on?
01:09:45.000 What turns them off?
01:09:45.000 And what is it about us that has this connection to certain.
01:09:49.000 Why are there turtle people?
01:09:50.000 Why do you like turtles?
01:09:51.000 Why do you think people vilify reptiles?
01:09:53.000 You like mammals, you said.
01:09:55.000 Why do you think people aren't so keen on reptiles?
01:09:57.000 Well, they're not like us, right?
01:10:00.000 They're a different sort of predatory lizard thing, and I think in our mind they harken back to the days where these things were a real problem for human beings.
01:10:08.000 I think crocodiles and alligators, like there's a
01:10:15.000 visceral reaction that people have to them that I think is warranted.
01:10:19.000 It's genetic, probably.
01:10:20.000 But you don't think because we like to talk about the warm, cuddly, charismatic animals like a panda bear or a koala bear or a Well, that I think is anthropomorphism that's done by Disney movies.
01:10:32.000 Of course it is.
01:10:33.000 Okay.
01:10:34.000 Yeah.
01:10:34.000 Okay.
01:10:35.000 Yeah.
01:10:35.000 Because people in the pioneer days, they didn't think of bears that way.
01:10:39.000 Right.
01:10:40.000 But I would argue that a bear, you know, a Kodiak bear, a polar bear, a lion, is a lot more concerning than most reptiles.
01:10:50.000 You know, so why we vilify reptiles and have that, you know, feeling about them is, I think, maybe more as to what you said about the anthropomorphism.
01:10:50.000 Yes.
01:10:59.000 You can't, a snake has no legs like us. 0.84
01:11:01.000 They don't breastfeed their babies like a bear or like a mammal.
01:11:06.000 They have a forked tongue.
01:11:07.000 They have no ears.
01:11:08.000 A snake is weird.
01:11:09.000 They're nothing like us.
01:11:10.000 So maybe we feel so removed from them and they're scary.
01:11:13.000 Even though they're really not that scary.
01:11:13.000 Yeah.
01:11:15.000 We talked to this guy.
01:11:17.000 The Disney thing is so interesting to me because that was actually something I was kind of deep on.
01:11:23.000 This guy, Carl Safina.
01:11:26.000 He's more of an anthropologist or he's more of a behavioralist?
01:11:29.000 He's like an animal behaviorist and sort of more in the groove of like, you know, animal welfare and animal behavior.
01:11:36.000 Yeah, but this sort of creation of anthropomorphic characters through Disney.
01:11:39.000 I mean, they.
01:11:40.000 they were, you know, that could be tracked this sort of correlation to, you know, entry points into, you know, mainstream culture.
01:11:49.000 You know, it's, you know, it's, they're easy.
01:11:51.000 They're right devices for human emotion.
01:11:53.000 But then there's this more perverse side of, you know, it creates these demands for pets.
01:11:58.000 You know, Zootopia, we would snakes.
01:12:00.000 Like Zootopia had a snake as a central character and it's going crazy in China, you know.
01:12:05.000 Well, that's a pop culture thing.
01:12:07.000 Like, you know.
01:12:08.000 But that's the, you know, that, so these well-intentioned things and these wains which we portray animals.
01:12:14.000 Finding Nemo, everyone wanted a clownfish.
01:12:17.000 Harry Potter, everyone wanted a baby owl.
01:12:19.000 I was in Asia after Harry Potter.
01:12:20.000 I was like, why are there like 50 baby owls in this market?
01:12:24.000 And they were Harry Potter birds.
01:12:26.000 That's a byproduct of pop culture, right?
01:12:28.000 Yeah.
01:12:29.000 You know, Jurassic Park, everyone wants their little bearded dragon because they want a miniature dinosaur.
01:12:34.000 So who knows what's going to happen after Monsters of God?
01:12:36.000 They're all going to want snakes again.
01:12:38.000 Hopefully, you have some.
01:12:39.000 Did Tiger King open up the door for that, you think?
01:12:42.000 Did people like look at that and find it appealing?
01:12:45.000 Like, that's what I've been missing.
01:12:47.000 I've been looking for my niche.
01:12:49.000 I think it gave the opposite of people like maybe questioning.
01:12:53.000 It's like deliverance.
01:12:55.000 It's a little deliverance.
01:12:55.000 Tiger King, the way you're talking.
01:12:57.000 Maybe question when you take a photo with a baby tiger at a roadside zoo.
01:13:01.000 I think that was more, you know, because it was so big in pop culture.
01:13:05.000 I want to get me a tiger after Tiger King.
01:13:08.000 I want to get me a little baby tiger.
01:13:09.000 Okay, if we're going to play into this lane, it's like, look, everyone was shocked that you could buy, you could basically get one for free.
01:13:14.000 Well, we've talked about it before on the podcast, but there's more tigers in captivity in Texas than all the wild of the world.
01:13:19.000 Yeah.
01:13:20.000 In people's private collections.
01:13:22.000 Yeah. 0.66
01:13:23.000 I think religion also plays a big role in the vilification of reptiles, particularly snakes.
01:13:29.000 You know, like, you know, something about the Adam and Eve complex, and, you know, the snake is bad.
01:13:35.000 Serpent.
01:13:35.000 The serpent, yeah.
01:13:38.000 More people dream of snakes in this country than any other thing combined.
01:13:43.000 It's mostly negative dreams.
01:13:44.000 Not sharks?
01:13:45.000 No, snakes.
01:13:47.000 There's like, You Google did this sort of like infographic by country.
01:13:52.000 And what is the most common dream that people have?
01:13:55.000 And it's usually around snakes.
01:13:57.000 I have like someone chasing me or panic dreams.
01:14:00.000 I never have a nightmare about a snake.
01:14:01.000 But you never hear of like a phobia directly attached to sharks.
01:14:05.000 You know, you have a phidiophobia, which is a fear of snakes, but you don't hear of a sharkophobia or arachnophobia.
01:14:11.000 Right.
01:14:12.000 Spiders.
01:14:13.000 People are freaked out by spiders.
01:14:13.000 Yeah.
01:14:15.000 Oh, yeah.
01:14:15.000 I think that's a genetic thing.
01:14:17.000 I think there's a memory.
01:14:19.000 I think someone either was bit or knows someone that was bit, and that information got transferred down to their offspring.
01:14:25.000 I'm pretty sure of that.
01:14:27.000 Because hosting Fear Factor, I got to see people with legitimate arachnophobia and legitimate aphidophobia, where it is like nothing else. 0.97
01:14:36.000 Like they see it and they fucking freak out. 0.69
01:14:39.000 Like it's irrational. 0.98
01:14:41.000 It's like everything in their body saying, you got to get out of here right now.
01:14:44.000 Yeah.
01:14:45.000 And it's not like everybody else.
01:14:47.000 Everybody else who looked at it was like, oh, yikes.
01:14:49.000 And then a few people, they had that genetic memory, I think.
01:14:53.000 Yeah.
01:14:53.000 That's just a theory.
01:14:54.000 I agree.
01:14:54.000 And it's cultural.
01:14:55.000 It's cultural.
01:14:57.000 Like we have a lot of Mexican guys that work with us, and every year.
01:15:01.000 We do a snake course when the snakes start coming out in the spring, and I show them how to put a rattlesnake.
01:15:06.000 It's the only staff meeting he ever does.
01:15:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:15:08.000 It's the only thing I care about.
01:15:09.000 But I don't want people killing snakes that work for me.
01:15:11.000 And I'm like, hey, you don't have to kill the snake.
01:15:13.000 And they're so used to taking the machete and cutting the snake's head off.
01:15:16.000 And we don't do that.
01:15:17.000 We move the rattlesnake and we put it somewhere else.
01:15:20.000 We move the gopher snake, the king snake.
01:15:22.000 But they just have this, you know, some of them, as you were just saying, just can't wrap their head around even touching the snake because they just, it's instilled in them.
01:15:31.000 You know, from their parents or from whatever their childhood that they're scared of snakes.
01:15:35.000 It's hard to change that.
01:15:36.000 But with kids, like I'm sure with your kids and your daughters, like I see with little boys, you know, six and three, how their reaction and they're not fearful.
01:15:46.000 Like, and it's partially because of the influence of the work that I'm doing, but, you know, I watch them interact.
01:15:53.000 I see their friends, I see their cousins that are fearful.
01:15:55.000 They have an adverse reaction.
01:15:57.000 I also think it's like, you know, your exposure to it.
01:16:01.000 Yeah.
01:16:01.000 You know, a lot.
01:16:02.000 And you're right, probably some genetic kind of exposure.
01:16:04.000 Definitely exposure, too.
01:16:05.000 I mean, if you grow up and you're used to being around different kinds of animals and the wildlife and different things, you'll probably be more comfortable around unique animals.
01:16:14.000 But if you're a person who grows up entirely in the city.
01:16:17.000 Yeah.
01:16:17.000 Did your parents like animals?
01:16:19.000 Dogs.
01:16:20.000 We had dogs and cats, normal stuff. 0.96
01:16:22.000 I had a weird mom.
01:16:22.000 Right.
01:16:23.000 I had a weird mom that liked snakes. 0.98
01:16:25.000 And so that played a role in it.
01:16:28.000 And liked salamanders.
01:16:29.000 Oh, that explains a lot.
01:16:31.000 She would take me to pet stores and actually steal the snakes and salamanders.
01:16:34.000 Steal them and put them in her purse and then take me out into the woods and we'd let them go. 1.00
01:16:39.000 So that's the kind of mother.
01:16:40.000 Oh, wow. 0.99
01:16:41.000 Yeah, she didn't like seeing them in cages.
01:16:43.000 Wow.
01:16:43.000 But she didn't mind kleptomania.
01:16:45.000 So I got good at stealing for a while.
01:16:48.000 It's an odd mom who's really into snakes. 1.00
01:16:50.000 That's an odd mom. 0.98
01:16:51.000 She just wanted to free them. 1.00
01:16:52.000 She didn't like seeing them in cages.
01:16:54.000 Aquariums.
01:16:54.000 Oh, I understand.
01:16:55.000 Yeah.
01:16:55.000 Yeah.
01:16:55.000 Yeah.
01:16:56.000 Yeah.
01:16:57.000 I didn't grow up around any of that.
01:16:59.000 I didn't know anybody who had a snake as a pet.
01:17:01.000 Nothing I can remember.
01:17:02.000 Really?
01:17:03.000 In New Jersey?
01:17:04.000 Well, I was born in New Jersey, but I grew up all over the place.
01:17:07.000 Oh, wow.
01:17:08.000 I lived in San Francisco until I was 11.
01:17:10.000 Then I lived in Florida from 11 to 13.
01:17:13.000 I actually was around a lot of alligators during that time.
01:17:16.000 There it is.
01:17:16.000 Yeah, we were in Gainesville.
01:17:18.000 And there was a place called Lake Alice there that had a lot of alligators.
01:17:22.000 You'd see it all the time.
01:17:24.000 When I was there, one lady got a really impressionable age. 0.96
01:17:27.000 Yeah.
01:17:28.000 Yeah, I was around them a lot.
01:17:28.000 Yeah.
01:17:29.000 But they were weird.
01:17:30.000 Like, they didn't do anything.
01:17:32.000 They just laid on the shore.
01:17:33.000 You could see them and you could be fairly close.
01:17:35.000 Even though they could have clearly chased me and caught me because they can run like 30 miles an hour, right?
01:17:40.000 They could have caught me if they wanted to.
01:17:42.000 They didn't.
01:17:43.000 They weren't really interested in people.
01:17:44.000 Apparently, they had plenty of food.
01:17:46.000 And they were, at that time, they were actually endangered.
01:17:50.000 So, alligators, like they were telling people not to feed them marshmallows because people would throw marshmallows on the lake because you could watch the alligator come up and eat the marshmallow.
01:17:57.000 They like marshmallows.
01:17:59.000 And they said, hey, these are not good for alligators.
01:18:02.000 They're super worried about alligator diabetes or something.
01:18:05.000 Whatever it is.
01:18:06.000 Yeah.
01:18:07.000 But they were concerned about giving the alligator sugar rush.
01:18:10.000 Yeah, they were concerned about giving the alligator non nutritious food, which I thought was funny because they were saying that they were endangered.
01:18:15.000 And it And it's amazing that in the 50s and 60s, they were really endangered and it was hard to find an alligator.
01:18:21.000 And when you think about that now and how the Endangered Species Act did help bald eagles, birds of prey because of DDT.
01:18:32.000 But it brought back alligators and now alligators, like you can't even imagine they were endangered.
01:18:37.000 They're like ubiquitous in Florida.
01:18:39.000 Oh, they're everywhere.
01:18:40.000 They literally say every pond has the potential to have an alligator.
01:18:42.000 They're everywhere.
01:18:43.000 Everywhere you look.
01:18:44.000 They move around.
01:18:45.000 They're very overpopulated.
01:18:47.000 Yeah.
01:18:48.000 What's interesting about this work in the show that spans so much time.
01:18:53.000 You know, we had, which you know, you shared in this, you know, curiosity, but we had great access to all of these great people in different industries.
01:19:03.000 So you have heads of the zoo, you have, you know, DOJ, DEA, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, the collectors, you know, the bigger suppliers, and you have all aspects of this sort of industry.
01:19:18.000 And what the show became, you know, as we were working through the edit is this kind of You know, this real clear story of unintended consequences, which is the more you enforce, you have great laws that happen, but it triggers something else,
01:19:33.000 and that triggers something else.
01:19:34.000 And you see this kind of time after time after time again.
01:19:37.000 And in some cases, it leads to some positive things like ESA or the Dangerous Species Act, or you have a pop culture event that drives sales of an animal that's going to be poached out of extinction.
01:19:52.000 So it's a really interesting way of looking at this.
01:19:55.000 and analyze it in a way.
01:19:57.000 What you realize, and you'll see, Joe, if you continue watching, that the pathology behind everyone, the law enforcement, they're going after their prize, right?
01:20:09.000 They're going after their big trophy is the bad guy.
01:20:13.000 The bad guy, you know, the dealer, the smuggler, is going after the rarest reptile.
01:20:18.000 The zoos got very competitive with reptile houses in the 70s and 80s because they started realizing they were very popular.
01:20:25.000 One of the most popular things in zoos are reptile houses.
01:20:28.000 They wanted the Komodo dragon, the rare reptile.
01:20:31.000 And the collector, like guys like me that really dig reptiles, wanted the pink Galapagos land iguana that no one has, or the unattainable.
01:20:41.000 So everyone kind of is going after each other.
01:20:43.000 The reptile, the feds are going after the bad guys.
01:20:48.000 And it's a similar pathology.
01:20:49.000 And what you find out in the end of the series is there's a scene where law enforcement has something that you can't believe.
01:20:58.000 And it's a little like.
01:20:59.000 Doing a film about cocaine cowboys, and the law enforcement has a garage full of heroin and cocaine that they're selling.
01:21:07.000 So it's like it gets very gray, and the psychology is similar between the law enforcement.
01:21:12.000 The only difference between the prisoner and the guard are the bars.
01:21:14.000 That's the sort of kind of thing.
01:21:16.000 And you'll see there's no clear right and wrong, and sometimes the laws don't work, so it's messy, and sometimes there should be laws where there aren't laws.
01:21:24.000 Back to the marijuana.
01:21:25.000 Python skin.
01:21:26.000 Back to the marijuana analogy.
01:21:29.000 How twisted is it that someone goes to prison for 40 years of a pot?
01:21:34.000 And now you can go to a weed shop every corner in Oklahoma, right?
01:21:37.000 But it's a very messy, complex story that was hard to weave together.
01:21:43.000 And I think it was the most challenging for us, certainly more challenging than Tiger.
01:21:47.000 But the most proud.
01:21:48.000 I think it's really deep and it's a good one.
01:21:51.000 And we lived.
01:21:52.000 And we lived for now.
01:21:54.000 You guys spend a lot of time on these.
01:21:56.000 Yeah.
01:21:57.000 This is one of the things that I found shocking while you were just discussing this.
01:22:00.000 You were saying it was like six years.
01:22:02.000 More.
01:22:03.000 More.
01:22:03.000 How many, so when did you plant the seed?
01:22:07.000 Well, the seed was planted really in my head when I read this book, The Lizard King, in 2008.
01:22:12.000 And I tried to buy the rights from this author, Brian Christie, who wrote this incredible book, The Lizard King, in 2008.
01:22:18.000 So that's almost 20 years ago.
01:22:20.000 I didn't start filming until 2014 with Josh Safety, and that was the beginning.
01:22:25.000 But Tiger King and other things got in the way.
01:22:27.000 So, yeah, maybe six years if you were to condense that time.
01:22:30.000 But when we saw you a couple of years ago, we were making many projects along this.
01:22:35.000 Because you can't do them all.
01:22:38.000 It's a very unstructured way of working.
01:22:42.000 We don't have a certain amount of shoot days.
01:22:45.000 It's kind of a flow.
01:22:46.000 We like these longitudinal.
01:22:47.000 We shoot multiple projects at the same time.
01:22:49.000 And we're lucky because a lot of our worlds are in.
01:22:52.000 Certain places.
01:22:54.000 So, you know, it's one stop shopping.
01:22:57.000 In Florida, there's a lot of interesting people, a lot of colorful people that are, you know, hitting some of these themes that we're exploring in different works.
01:23:04.000 So, I think, so we're able to kind of do that.
01:23:08.000 But the duration, the duration's great because, like, you know, sometimes constraints are, no, I think it's great in some ways if you're able to kind of balance other work because, you know,
01:23:19.000 holding out for access to a really important person might not happen in the first go around, but.
01:23:24.000 You know, a year later or two years later.
01:23:26.000 What is the common factor that you guys are looking for when you decide what kind of documentaries you're making?
01:23:35.000 Not just, like, that would be too superficial. 0.98
01:23:39.000 Like, there's too many fucked up people out there. 0.98
01:23:41.000 But fucked up people in connection with wildlife is the theme of the big three that you've got. 0.99
01:23:46.000 And people that have a story that's somewhere hidden in there. 0.99
01:23:50.000 So we cast a wide fucking net. 0.95
01:23:52.000 Like, we filmed shark people and taxidermists and the guy that reads the most. 0.99
01:23:57.000 Long tail cat monkeys for medical research, where we got COVID from.
01:24:00.000 We're filming so many different subcultures of animal people and other people.
01:24:05.000 And then you sort of hone in on something. 0.99
01:24:07.000 And so the monkey mom thing became chimp crazy, you know, and we started seeing a story there. 0.99
01:24:12.000 So it's not like we just go out and just lock into something and there's a story. 1.00
01:24:16.000 We have to kind of find it.
01:24:18.000 And I would say this is not a good recipe for people that want to make documentaries.
01:24:22.000 Like anyone starting out in life to try to make docs, don't do what we do because it's not a good way to get rich and it takes forever and you may never have a story.
01:24:30.000 And so it's like.
01:24:31.000 That's what I'm getting at.
01:24:32.000 It's like we got lucky that Joe Exotic tried to kill Kalabaskan while we were filming.
01:24:32.000 It's like this.
01:24:37.000 We got lucky in a sense that, and we got lucky he didn't kill her.
01:24:41.000 And we got lucky in a sense that Tanya kidnapped a chimpanzee.
01:24:45.000 This is not a recipe for success.
01:24:47.000 You know, we film, film, film. 0.98
01:24:49.000 We do a lot of shit that no one ever sees. 0.99
01:24:51.000 Joe Exotic DMs me all the time on Instagram. 1.00
01:24:53.000 Oh, still?
01:24:54.000 He wants to get out.
01:24:54.000 Yeah.
01:24:55.000 You know, there's a way maybe we can get him out, by the way.
01:24:58.000 I'll tell you after the show.
01:25:00.000 I'll tell you after the show.
01:25:01.000 Do you want him to get out?
01:25:02.000 You know, the government made a deal with him before the trial.
01:25:06.000 They said, you can do six years or you're going to have a trial.
01:25:10.000 Six years.
01:25:10.000 He's been in jail now for nine years or whatever it's been.
01:25:13.000 He would be out right now if he made that deal.
01:25:15.000 He thought he was going to get off.
01:25:16.000 And I was like, Joe, I was on the phone with them every day at the time from prison.
01:25:20.000 I said, take the deal.
01:25:23.000 I don't know.
01:25:23.000 I'm not into throwing people in prison and throwing away the key forever.
01:25:27.000 Tine is in jail too, you know?
01:25:30.000 We're good at that.
01:25:30.000 For perjury.
01:25:31.000 I think she doesn't deserve to be there for four years. 1.00
01:25:33.000 You know, for perjury. 1.00
01:25:34.000 Well, she didn't need to kidnap another chimp. 1.00
01:25:37.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:25:38.000 You know, we tried to help her, but she didn't. 0.73
01:25:41.000 She was her own worst enemy.
01:25:43.000 Anyway, all these people are obsessed.
01:25:45.000 I think also what attracts the crime element is the sentencing is low for wildlife trafficking, wildlife crime.
01:25:45.000 Yeah.
01:25:51.000 Well, but do they really consider that when they're getting involved?
01:25:54.000 Like, oh, no big deal, only do four years?
01:25:56.000 Do they really think of that?
01:25:57.000 They keep doing it.
01:25:57.000 They keep going back to it.
01:25:59.000 Yeah, but I think that's because they're obsessed.
01:26:01.000 They're trying not to get caught.
01:26:03.000 I don't think they're.
01:26:04.000 Looking at it and balancing out the low sentence rate and going, oh, this is a good thing to get involved in.
01:26:09.000 I think that's a risk factor.
01:26:10.000 Get involved in heroin.
01:26:11.000 It's a pretty stiff crime.
01:26:13.000 I think it's a risk factor that's considered.
01:26:15.000 And especially in the sense of, like, I think most of them, Jeremy, I think most of them think they're going to get away with it or they're smarter than the feds.
01:26:22.000 But they have this sort of, you know, worst case thinking about if there was something to happen, it's, you know, eight months at a camp.
01:26:28.000 Right.
01:26:29.000 You know, they're not going to get away with it.
01:26:30.000 A lot of them go to prison multiple times.
01:26:32.000 While we were filming this show, during the filming, we were shocked that one of the lead guys in our film was under investigation, being indicted.
01:26:42.000 He didn't tell us.
01:26:43.000 And then finally, he said, guys, I'm going to prison.
01:26:47.000 And we don't cover it in the show because it was just too much.
01:26:50.000 But we were like, What?
01:26:51.000 You've been filming with us for two years and you're going to prison now?
01:26:55.000 And then he finally got out of prison.
01:26:57.000 We filmed him more and he's got an ankle brace.
01:27:00.000 And he'd been in prison five years before that, or I don't know, eight years before that.
01:27:04.000 So there's a lot of.
01:27:05.000 What was he going to prison for?
01:27:07.000 This time for smuggling turtles that were going out to Asia.
01:27:11.000 Three striped mud turtles.
01:27:12.000 Yeah, we're no longer bringing wildlife in to buy and collect.
01:27:16.000 It's actually coming out of our country into China.
01:27:19.000 Really?
01:27:19.000 Yeah.
01:27:20.000 What stuff.
01:27:21.000 Are we exporting to China?
01:27:23.000 Well, a lot of it's Eric, the one recently that happened.
01:27:26.000 I just took a confiscation three weeks ago of 300 three-toed box turtles that come out of the central part of the U.S., Oklahoma, Missouri.
01:27:37.000 And two weeks later, a guy was busted coming into Mexico with turtles, and I took those turtles from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
01:27:45.000 So animals are coming into the country out of Mexico, you know, different countries, and then we're exporting now.
01:27:51.000 Which is new in the last 10 years, a lot of native turtles and reptiles and other wildlife to Southeast Asia and Europe.
01:28:00.000 And how are they getting there?
01:28:02.000 Mostly, it's mostly air cargo, carry on.
01:28:07.000 This particular confiscation three weeks ago, they busted the guys with more box turtles in their luggage once they got to Hong Kong and China.
01:28:18.000 Like I said, China, Taiwan, Malaysia, Jakarta, the reptile. industry is enormous for now keeping them as exotic pets, enormous.
01:28:28.000 I mean, it's, you know, you know, in Asia, like the bird world, the birds are called the cut flowers of the wildlife trade in Asia because like we might have a bouquet or a plant in our house.
01:28:39.000 They have a bird cage in Southeast Asia.
01:28:41.000 And there's something like some insane statistic about how many people have a bird in their house.
01:28:46.000 And when you go to the bird markets in Jakarta, it's just surreal.
01:28:50.000 Or in Thailand, there's one in Bangkok called Chatachat Market.
01:28:53.000 These huge You know, animal markets.
01:28:56.000 You know, we talk about where COVID came from, but the scale of these animal markets, you know, bushmeat, wildlife, it's on a scale that's beyond your imagination.
01:29:05.000 What kind of, what are they selling?
01:29:08.000 They're selling reptiles, they're selling birds.
01:29:10.000 It's for meat.
01:29:11.000 No, no, these are for pets.
01:29:12.000 The birds are ornamental in your house.
01:29:12.000 Okay.
01:29:15.000 You have a songbird, you have an owl, you have a whatever.
01:29:17.000 You can't believe it.
01:29:18.000 They're people that are.
01:29:19.000 So they just have like a wildlife mall?
01:29:21.000 It's effectively like an enormous wildlife mall.
01:29:24.000 An outdoor mall.
01:29:25.000 Yeah.
01:29:25.000 And in that, within that mall, there's also seafood.
01:29:28.000 And then there's the reptiles, and then there's the birds.
01:29:31.000 It's like messy.
01:29:32.000 No wonder maybe COVID came from that.
01:29:34.000 It certainly didn't come from that.
01:29:35.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:29:36.000 It came from a fucking lab. 1.00
01:29:37.000 I think you're maybe right. 1.00
01:29:38.000 I have a friend, bless his heart, he's a good friend of mine.
01:29:41.000 He said it was a zoonotic disease.
01:29:43.000 It didn't come from the lab, but now I'm beginning to think it might have come from the lab. 0.78
01:29:46.000 I think a lot of people were influenced to say that it was a natural spillover because they didn't want to admit that we were fucking around with gain of function research.
01:29:54.000 I think the evidence now shows that it may have come from that.
01:29:56.000 Yeah, pretty clearly.
01:29:57.000 But also, it seems like if you see these kind of lab, or excuse me, these markets, you would say, What is this right here, Jeremy?
01:30:04.000 Chata Chata.
01:30:05.000 Which one is this?
01:30:06.000 Oh, this is one of those markets?
01:30:07.000 Yeah, Jakarta.
01:30:08.000 Oh, I've been to these markets in Jakarta, yeah.
01:30:11.000 And it's just a wildlife market, and so it's all pets.
01:30:15.000 So, what is it about Asia that has such a desire for animals to be sold?
01:30:20.000 Those are the Harry Potter. 0.85
01:30:21.000 Those are the Harry Potter elves.
01:30:22.000 That footage is where.
01:30:24.000 Yeah.
01:30:24.000 Like status, wealth, same things in the U.S. that were driving the U.S. to the U.S.
01:30:29.000 But it's also more common in Asia?
01:30:30.000 Well, there's in China alone, there's over a billion people, so there's just more people, and the scale and the size of Asia and China. is much bigger than the US and Europe combined, so they have a bigger market.
01:30:45.000 And the climate's pretty good to keep exotic animals like Florida.
01:30:48.000 So it's just, it's like, you know, on steroids, the collectors in Asia.
01:30:53.000 And why I think that the industry, the trafficking number is so underreported is, you know, you have this, there's like one person, one person that is responsible for coordinating in the US, one person, she's in Delaware,
01:31:05.000 who's responsible for coordinating with the US Fish and Wildlife to deal with, you know, these placements of confiscated wildlife.
01:31:12.000 If they're able to even detect them.
01:31:15.000 I think with something like 10,000 animals in the last few years, we're coming through LAX, basically the Torrance, the border, and LAX.
01:31:25.000 It's very.
01:31:26.000 One little sample market.
01:31:29.000 It's very understaffed, undermanned to be able to manage all the wildlife coming in and out of the country.
01:31:34.000 There's not enough.
01:31:35.000 Even with dogs and detection advancement, they're finding ways to get animals out.
01:31:39.000 And then the sad truth is that they've been starved and dehydrated.
01:31:44.000 Recovering them is impossible.
01:31:45.000 You've gotten lucky with rewilding animals back into New Jersey and stuff like that through this organization.
01:31:51.000 But it's a harmful reality that it's actually still happening.
01:31:56.000 We thought our stuff was going to be.
01:31:58.000 The percentage of wildlife that leaves the country, native wildlife to the U.S., it's like 50% is kind of marine stuff like coral and invertebrates that are in the ocean.
01:32:09.000 And the rest is mostly reptiles, mostly turtles.
01:32:12.000 Mammals are very small these days, birds are very small.
01:32:15.000 So for whatever reason, You know, turtles and the U.S. has the most, out of any country in the world, we have more species of turtles and tortoises than any country in the world.
01:32:27.000 We have 51 species in the U.S.
01:32:28.000 Mexico second.
01:32:29.000 You know, India, I think, is maybe third.
01:32:32.000 But so Asia now really wants these turtles where you grow up, you know, in New Jersey and other places where we have these really cool turtles, spotted turtles, bog turtles, wood turtles, really beautiful colored eastern box turtles.
01:32:44.000 Many thousands of dollars.
01:32:48.000 The shipment that just went out that we received the confiscation from, it was about a half a million dollars.
01:32:53.000 Just those turtles once they get to China.
01:32:56.000 So it's big money, and they use mules, and the people they got arrested or busted usually aren't the real ones that are, you know, organizing the whole thing.
01:33:04.000 It's like drugs.
01:33:05.000 Well, that's a good thing about this docuseries is that you guys are exposing this to people because I think most people would be completely unaware.
01:33:12.000 No idea.
01:33:13.000 Yeah.
01:33:14.000 Yeah.
01:33:14.000 No idea.
01:33:15.000 No idea where, you know, animals in the Zoos.
01:33:20.000 Came from.
01:33:20.000 Is there an issue with people stealing eagles and trying to import them as pets?
01:33:25.000 So raptors are really interesting.
01:33:27.000 So that sector of the bird world, I mean the bird world is so vast.
01:33:31.000 There's the songbird people, there's the parrot people, really high end.
01:33:35.000 You know hyacinth macaws that are so expensive.
01:33:39.000 One hyacinth that costs, like you know, sixty thousand dollars today or fifty thousand or whatever.
01:33:44.000 It is forty thousand, um.
01:33:45.000 But raptors are increasingly popular in the Middle East.
01:33:49.000 You know golden eagles and all these really far out on birds of prey.
01:33:53.000 And in the U.S., we have really strict laws when it comes to birds of prey and owning them and Falconry.
01:33:58.000 Bobby Kennedy is a falconry guy, he loves falconry.
01:34:01.000 But it's gotten more popular again around the world, having big birds of prey.
01:34:07.000 You know, big birds of prey.
01:34:08.000 Because it's interesting, you know, I have friends that live in Alaska, and in Alaska, eagles are really common.
01:34:15.000 Like, they're all over the place up there.
01:34:15.000 Yeah.
01:34:16.000 Like, they don't even think anything of them.
01:34:18.000 Yeah.
01:34:18.000 You know, especially the guys who go salmon fishing.
01:34:20.000 When they come back from salmon fishing, you literally have like 30, 40 eagles just waiting on the lawn for these boats to arrive because they know that they're going to throw the carcasses out.
01:34:28.000 Bald eagles.
01:34:29.000 Yes, bald eagles.
01:34:30.000 Yeah.
01:34:31.000 I would imagine some people would want those as a pet, especially in other countries.
01:34:35.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:34:36.000 In the U.S., only Native Americans can have like. 1.00
01:34:40.000 Eagle parts, unless you have a permit. 1.00
01:34:42.000 Like it's legal parts?
01:34:43.000 Well, you know, like feathers for their addresses.
01:34:45.000 Like Native Americans can still do things with those.
01:34:48.000 Also, if you have a stuffed eagle in your house that's illegal, I think it's illegal. 0.68
01:34:52.000 Did you ask those guys if they could stuff you an eagle?
01:34:55.000 That would be interesting.
01:34:56.000 That's where we draw the line.
01:34:58.000 By the way, I don't know if they actually have them, but we have this footage.
01:35:01.000 I mean, imagine going in the confiscations room at LAX.
01:35:05.000 It's incredible.
01:35:06.000 Oh, really?
01:35:06.000 Yeah, it's incredible.
01:35:07.000 You have like, you know, tiger, you know, just all this rare animal transformed into so many objects at home.
01:35:14.000 A table, a rug, pool cues.
01:35:17.000 I was reading about this that there was a place in China where people could go to eat endangered species.
01:35:24.000 And they would have an endangered species menu.
01:35:27.000 And they would have like a dinner every now and then, you know, like rarely.
01:35:32.000 But it was by invitation only.
01:35:34.000 And these like super weird wealthy people would go out there and they would, you know, eat a lot.
01:35:38.000 If you're listening, invite us.
01:35:39.000 You know, it's funny.
01:35:39.000 We'd love to.
01:35:41.000 It's fucked up you say that. 0.98
01:35:42.000 I have to make it back. 0.99
01:35:43.000 It's funny you say that because, you know, we once went to this big turtle show in China.
01:35:50.000 And, you know, there's, you know, it's this huge turtle show, like a car show. 0.92
01:35:53.000 And there's girls like in skimpy outfits with banners, like, you know, like a car show.
01:35:58.000 But it's massive.
01:35:59.000 And all these rare turtles are selling as pets.
01:36:02.000 But then for lunch, they have these like dim sum tables that are round and everyone's served turtle soup.
01:36:07.000 And it's like, how twisted is that?
01:36:09.000 It would be like, you know, a reptile show in the U.S.
01:36:11.000 And we have lots of reptile shows in the U.S.
01:36:13.000 And now at lunchtime, you're eating reptiles. 0.98
01:36:17.000 China's a whole different thing. 0.94
01:36:18.000 I think it's this visibility paradox thing. 0.72
01:36:20.000 You have this.
01:36:21.000 You know, charismatic, you know, symbolic thing.
01:36:24.000 There's very, very few, a lot of protection around them.
01:36:26.000 People want it.
01:36:27.000 What are you talking about?
01:36:28.000 Eagles?
01:36:28.000 Just talking about what people want, what they don't, they can't have.
01:36:31.000 That's the through line in this world.
01:36:33.000 But eagles, especially for rare species.
01:36:35.000 Eagles are like American alligators.
01:36:37.000 They've bounced back since DDT and, you know, the book that, what's her name, did in this late 60s, 70s, Silent Spring.
01:36:48.000 That was the book that really changed everything for eagles and birds of prey.
01:36:52.000 It's America.
01:36:53.000 Her book, what was her name? 0.99
01:36:55.000 Silent Spring, the author, she changed everything because no one listened to her about DDT and pesticides, which were making the eggs of birds of prey not viable. 1.00
01:37:05.000 And it really took a toll.
01:37:08.000 Rachel Carson was an unsung hero.
01:37:11.000 People should know her name, and I forgot it for a minute.
01:37:13.000 But she really is why you have bald eagles, you know, making that.
01:37:17.000 Were they on the verge of extinction?
01:37:19.000 Because of pesticides we were using, because of DDT was doing this thing to the eggs where pelicans, Birds of prey were disappearing at alarming rates because of spraying of DDT for agriculture, for pesticides.
01:37:31.000 Wow.
01:37:32.000 And then we banned it, and eagles and birds of prey came back.
01:37:35.000 Yeah.
01:37:36.000 Peregrine falcons, all of it.
01:37:37.000 Bald eagles, golden eagles.
01:37:40.000 So anyway, yeah.
01:37:40.000 Yeah.
01:37:42.000 Yeah, it's a weird animal, the bald eagle, that that's our pet.
01:37:47.000 That's our national animal.
01:37:48.000 Yeah.
01:37:49.000 So it's strange.
01:37:50.000 Heartless raptor.
01:37:51.000 It's a fishing eagle.
01:37:52.000 There are fishing eagles all over the world that are similar to bald eagles.
01:37:56.000 It's a fishing eagle.
01:37:57.000 That's what it is.
01:37:57.000 It's just such a cool one.
01:37:59.000 There's something about watching them swim away with a salmon in their talons.
01:38:02.000 Yeah.
01:38:04.000 Well, and also photography's gotten so much better over the years, right?
01:38:07.000 You can, I know there's probably that video you're referencing.
01:38:10.000 It's like, where we live, there was that eagle cam and there was a sick eagle, bald eagle, and it was taken, it became in California?
01:38:18.000 Yeah, where we live.
01:38:19.000 And it became national news two weeks ago.
01:38:21.000 Golden?
01:38:22.000 Really?
01:38:22.000 Bald, bald eagle.
01:38:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:38:23.000 And if you Google Bald Eagle, California, it's in the town we live in where they took it and they're bringing it back to health.
01:38:30.000 But the amount of money that poured in to help that eagle was unbelievable.
01:38:34.000 Wow.
01:38:34.000 For this little place.
01:38:35.000 Going back to how people care, it's, It's remarkable.
01:38:38.000 But people care more about eagles than had that been a turtle or a snake that was rescued.
01:38:42.000 Well, that's the eagle's America's birthday.
01:38:44.000 It is America's birthday.
01:38:44.000 Yeah, it's America.
01:38:45.000 I mean, people have it tattooed on their back.
01:38:47.000 Yeah.
01:38:47.000 There's something about an eagle.
01:38:49.000 It's just iconic.
01:38:50.000 There's a lot of snake tattoos these days.
01:38:52.000 You know, you're right.
01:38:52.000 I'm sure.
01:38:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:38:54.000 But there's something about the eagle tattoo is different. 0.72
01:38:56.000 It's like America.
01:38:57.000 But then the grizzly bear, you know, such an adverse reaction, so controversial.
01:39:03.000 They eat a lot of people.
01:39:06.000 They've been in the news a lot lately.
01:39:08.000 There's a reason why the California state flag has a grizzly bear on it, and there's no grizzly bears in California.
01:39:15.000 We have a friend that's actually trying to bring them back.
01:39:17.000 Good luck.
01:39:18.000 We mentioned this to you last time, and you were like, why or something.
01:39:21.000 Let them naturally return.
01:39:23.000 Reintroduction is always a disaster. 1.00
01:39:25.000 Reintroduction of wolves in Colorado right now is a fucking disaster. 0.99
01:39:28.000 Well, they're back, they've now migrated into California, and there's been some wolf sightings even down in South Carolina. 0.99
01:39:33.000 A friend of mine filmed one.
01:39:33.000 Oh, quite a few.
01:39:35.000 We showed it on the podcast.
01:39:36.000 He filmed one near Bakersfield.
01:39:38.000 Yeah, a black wolf that was out in the field near Bakersfield.
01:39:38.000 Exactly.
01:39:41.000 Yeah, they can go incredibly long distances.
01:39:44.000 Reintroduction works in some places.
01:39:46.000 It's getting better.
01:39:47.000 I have a good friend that's reintroducing jaguars back to northern Argentina.
01:39:51.000 They're doing a pretty good job, but yeah, it's tricky.
01:39:53.000 Like condors, California condors.
01:39:55.000 It's different in reintroducing animals to where there's agriculture and where there's a bunch of animals that are in pens and then they start eating them.
01:40:03.000 No, no, don't do that.
01:40:04.000 That's what Colorado's experiencing now.
01:40:06.000 Yeah.
01:40:07.000 But I've worked with Ted Turner's group for many years in New Mexico on reintroduction programs, and the guy that did.
01:40:12.000 The wolf rewilding of gray wolves is this guy named Mike Phillips who works for Turner.
01:40:18.000 And yeah, they have a real PR problem, you know, and grizzlies are going to be a bigger PR problem.
01:40:22.000 To get people to wrap their arms around the idea of bringing grizzlies back to California.
01:40:22.000 Yeah.
01:40:26.000 Well, there's certain states where they're overpopulated, and there's a lot of argument they should be relisted and that people should be able to hunt them again like they do in Alaska.
01:40:35.000 But the Native Americans in California do, by and large, want grizzlies back, and they have this new technology that might be able to keep them kind of in certain areas.
01:40:46.000 They haven't figured it out fully yet, but hopefully they keep them in a certain area because grizzlies migrating into LA like the wolves right now might not be a good idea.
01:40:55.000 Well, you already have the mountain lions.
01:40:57.000 There was a great video the other day.
01:40:58.000 I don't know if you guys saw it of a mountain lion in a guy's backyard in Santa Monica.
01:41:01.000 Yeah.
01:41:03.000 I have them in my backyard all the time.
01:41:03.000 Big cat.
01:41:05.000 It's motivated by displacement from fires, right?
01:41:08.000 It's also pets.
01:41:10.000 They like to eat people's pets.
01:41:12.000 Yeah.
01:41:12.000 We have these cameras.
01:41:13.000 I don't know.
01:41:13.000 It's too close.
01:41:14.000 What are you talking about?
01:41:15.000 They eat them all the time.
01:41:17.000 No, no.
01:41:17.000 Pets get snatched up all the time.
01:41:19.000 Jeremy, this woman down the street from me was walking her dog at three in the afternoon. 1.00
01:41:24.000 The mountain lion grabbed her dog.
01:41:26.000 She's literally on Ladera.
01:41:28.000 She's walking her dog, a little dog, and the mountain lion just jumped and grabbed her dog.
01:41:31.000 She's looking at the dog holding a leash and goes, I better let go of this leash.
01:41:35.000 And she did.
01:41:36.000 And she never saw a dog again.
01:41:37.000 I'm sort of saying this little particular suburban pocket of Santa Monica, it's not very common.
01:41:42.000 Well, where I live, they eat people's dogs.
01:41:43.000 It's so common because you don't see them.
01:41:44.000 Where I live, they eat dogs.
01:41:46.000 Where I live, the mountain lions are eating people's dogs from time to time.
01:41:49.000 They do it all the time.
01:41:50.000 We were talking about Marin County.
01:41:52.000 I think it's Marin.
01:41:53.000 Well, it's Bay Area, wherever it is, where they have these depredation tags where they have to shoot problem mountain lions because they're eating pets.
01:41:59.000 And they find out that that's half their diet.
01:42:01.000 Half their diet is pets.
01:42:03.000 Well, I see them on my cameras.
01:42:05.000 We have these motion detector cameras, and we see them at 3 in the morning right in front of my house. 1.00
01:42:10.000 You're that fucker. 1.00
01:42:11.000 I rarely see them with the naked eye. 1.00
01:42:12.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:42:14.000 Well, you got one out.
01:42:15.000 One gets hit by a car, and they build a bridge across the road.
01:42:18.000 It was kind of amazing.
01:42:19.000 You got a nice mountain lion in the lobby out there.
01:42:21.000 That was from my friend Adam.
01:42:23.000 He hunted that in Colorado.
01:42:25.000 That was a depredation mountain lion.
01:42:26.000 That mountain lion had picked a ranch, and it was killing all the calves, and they actually got to it right after it had.
01:42:35.000 It didn't even kill it.
01:42:36.000 It was eating it while it was alive.
01:42:38.000 And then it ran, they ran it off.
01:42:39.000 The dogs had ran it off the carcass.
01:42:41.000 They had to shoot this calf.
01:42:43.000 It was just torn apart and still suffering alive. 0.91
01:42:46.000 And then they killed it.
01:42:48.000 Luckily, where I am, we have a lot of deer.
01:42:50.000 And we find a deer carcass from time to time that's a mountain lion kill.
01:42:53.000 Oh, for sure.
01:42:54.000 Yeah.
01:42:55.000 But, you know, back to our show, I want to just say one other thing about sort of the ending, which was really fortuitous.
01:43:01.000 I just want to bring it up, even though you're not there yet.
01:43:04.000 But, Spoiler alert.
01:43:06.000 Well, it's not really the spoiler alert, but I'll say this.
01:43:08.000 I spent about 20 years working in Madagascar with some rare Madagascar tortoises.
01:43:15.000 And I eventually, I was trying to save this tortoise in Madagascar.
01:43:18.000 And I did a 60 minute piece with Leslie Stahl, took her to Madagascar, a New Yorker piece on this tortoise.
01:43:24.000 Everyone failed.
01:43:24.000 I failed.
01:43:25.000 The tortoise functionally went extinct in Madagascar.
01:43:28.000 The poaching was so intense.
01:43:30.000 And the tortoise had a very bad.
01:43:31.000 What is it?
01:43:32.000 Where does it plow your tortoise?
01:43:35.000 arguably has the most value in the pet trade over almost any other reptile in the world.
01:43:40.000 There may be something close like a fee gel, an iguana, or maybe a Komodo dragon.
01:43:45.000 But some of them can be worth as much as 100 grand.
01:43:48.000 And people in Madagascar are so poor, especially in the area where this animal comes from.
01:43:53.000 And it only existed in a tiny part of northern Madagascar.
01:43:57.000 That's it.
01:43:57.000 There it is.
01:43:58.000 So where are they going?
01:43:59.000 Mostly to Asia.
01:44:01.000 There's a direct flight out of Madagascar to Bangkok.
01:44:04.000 And they're pets.
01:44:05.000 Yeah, and some of those photos I made.
01:44:07.000 So, is it possible to buy them in Asia and bring them back to Madagascar?
01:44:11.000 Well, so this is where I'm going.
01:44:13.000 Very hard to do that because of health screening.
01:44:16.000 I took that photo over there, that little guy.
01:44:19.000 I took the, yeah, some of these photos I even took, actually.
01:44:22.000 Oh, that's the guy that works for us.
01:44:24.000 Anyway, I've been working with this species of tortoise for almost 20 years, and we were able to get some confiscated plowsher tortoises out of China and Taiwan, and we waited patiently for 15 years to try to breed them.
01:44:38.000 And right when we finished this show, and this is a tortoise that's never been bred successfully in the Western world.
01:44:45.000 No zoo institutions have tried to breed them and failed.
01:44:49.000 We were lucky enough to get our first hatchling of this really endangered tortoise right when we finished the show.
01:44:55.000 And so we filmed it, and it made it into the end of the show.
01:44:58.000 But it's a story about the reptile trade.
01:45:00.000 And this was a story in the end of the show about a confiscated group of animals that came from the reptile trade, the rarest and most valuable tortoise in the world.
01:45:10.000 And today we're trying to bring it back to Madagascar, which we're working on, which is happening as we talk to you.
01:45:14.000 And is the problem that if you bring them back to Madagascar, people are going to go to Madagascar and steal them again and then use them in the pet trade?
01:45:19.000 Aaron Ross Powell, Jr.
01:45:20.000 So, yes, to be blunt.
01:45:22.000 And so it's somewhat symbolic.
01:45:23.000 It's somewhat about showing Madagascar that we're not trying to profit and take their natural heritage and what they rightfully should have.
01:45:33.000 So, part of it is showing that we can go full circle, confiscate an animal that was in the illegal exotic reptile trade, breed it, and then return it to Madagascar.
01:45:42.000 The part that no one wants to talk about that's really controversial is in this particular case, and it's not like one thing fits all.
01:45:51.000 all.
01:45:53.000 I said this to the folks that are working with this tortoise in Madagascar to try to save it.
01:45:57.000 You know, hey, the only way you're going to take pressure off of this tortoise, it's like drugs, is if you either legalize drugs or, you know, in the case of drugs, or make this tortoise available for people around the world so they can have it because it breeds quite easily.
01:46:11.000 Breed them, try to have them in the private sector, in institutions, in zoos.
01:46:16.000 They turn out not to be that difficult to breed, even though no one's ever bred them in the Western world, in Europe or the U.S.
01:46:22.000 Well, it takes a long time to reach maturity, right?
01:46:25.000 Well, it's an animal that takes longer, twice as long as a human, or three times.
01:46:29.000 They don't reach sexual maturity until they're about 30 years old, 40 years old.
01:46:33.000 You can raise them faster in captivity than the wild.
01:46:36.000 So they are very slow to reproduce.
01:46:38.000 They're not like rabbits.
01:46:40.000 They're the opposite.
01:46:41.000 And there's so few of them.
01:46:43.000 And so they're very, very rare, very valuable.
01:46:46.000 The only way, ultimately, I think you can really take the pressure off of the poaching is to allow people to start to have them.
01:46:52.000 That's a radiated tortoise, which we also breed.
01:46:55.000 That is wild.
01:46:55.000 Wow.
01:46:56.000 So the dremeline is a way to deter poachers, deter value. 0.64
01:47:01.000 Our organization is the group with Dural that did this dremeline to try to deface them, like cutting off a rhino horn so poachers wouldn't take them.
01:47:09.000 So we were dremeling those tortoises' shell to basically deface the tortoise so poachers would not take the tortoises. 0.99
01:47:16.000 It ultimately didn't work.
01:47:17.000 So they're just taking them because they're beautiful.
01:47:21.000 They're beautiful. 0.99
01:47:21.000 And if you fuck up their shells. 0.99
01:47:23.000 They have the highest dome shell of any tortoise in relation to the size. 0.99
01:47:28.000 So wild.
01:47:28.000 They have an incredible longevity, well over 100 years they live, and they're gold.
01:47:33.000 And so that dremeling that you did, that's indicated, that's the top of it right there?
01:47:39.000 And that didn't help?
01:47:39.000 Yeah.
01:47:40.000 We did that.
01:47:41.000 You can see it over there, the center.
01:47:43.000 That's called the vertebral scoots of the tortoise, and we dremeled them, and we put MG for Madagascar and a number, and we were hoping that defacing the tortoise would make collectors not want to have them, but it didn't work in the end.
01:47:56.000 Somebody told me.
01:47:57.000 This is a good time to bring this up.
01:48:00.000 That turtle shells, when you look at a turtle shell, it's almost representative of a calendar.
01:48:05.000 And that there is around the outside edge of the turtle, there's like 28 different little squares.
01:48:13.000 And then in the center, there's 13.
01:48:16.000 So it's basically like a 13-day, a 13-month, 28-day lunar calendar.
01:48:21.000 Yeah, this is it.
01:48:25.000 How weird is that?
01:48:27.000 Yeah, that's really interesting.
01:48:28.000 The lunar calendar on a turtle's back.
01:48:30.000 You know a lot of turtle facts.
01:48:30.000 Yeah.
01:48:33.000 I did not know that one, actually.
01:48:35.000 You didn't know that one?
01:48:37.000 I know a lot of cultures like Asia and American Indians believe that the earth sits on a turtle.
01:48:42.000 Yeah, it's turtles all the way down.
01:48:44.000 It's a Turtle Simpsons song.
01:48:45.000 Yeah, I didn't know about that.
01:48:47.000 Isn't that weird?
01:48:47.000 Wow.
01:48:47.000 That's interesting.
01:48:48.000 Yeah, that's interesting.
01:48:49.000 Like, why?
01:48:50.000 What is that all about?
01:48:52.000 Like, that's very strange that it coincides.
01:48:53.000 It's like exact to what a lunar calendar is.
01:48:57.000 Very strange.
01:48:57.000 Yeah.
01:48:58.000 That's super interesting.
01:48:58.000 Yeah.
01:48:59.000 I mean, turtles have been on planet Earth longer than dinosaurs.
01:49:02.000 They've been here for over 200 million years.
01:49:04.000 So they've been around a long time.
01:49:06.000 So it's been.
01:49:06.000 People have been playing with turtles forever, so maybe they came up with a lot of things that relate to turtles.
01:49:12.000 But it's odd that it syncs up with a 28 day lunar calendar.
01:49:15.000 I know sports stadiums in the beginning, or things that were shaped like that, like a geodesic dome, came somewhat from how turtles are designed.
01:49:25.000 Like there was some architectural thing that came from turtles.
01:49:29.000 It makes sense.
01:49:29.000 From turtles, yeah.
01:49:30.000 The geodesic, like the structure of it to keep rigidity.
01:49:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:49:34.000 And I know turtles, the first writing.
01:49:36.000 turtles, the first writing, the earliest writing was on the plaster on the bottom of a turtle shell in China, maybe some of the earliest writing going back some really, I don't know, a couple thousand years.
01:49:49.000 So turtles have been used for all kinds of things, for writing, for medicinal medicine, especially in Asia.
01:49:58.000 It's gone back thousands of years using turtles for qi and for vitality and all these kinds of things.
01:50:05.000 If you get sick, you may Some turtle shells.
01:50:07.000 There's a lot of weird stuff with that.
01:50:08.000 There's a lot of stuff that has to do with that.
01:50:09.000 Like rhino horn things for boners.
01:50:11.000 Like, hey, guys.
01:50:12.000 Well, they really put some bone script.
01:50:16.000 Yeah, the Oracle bone script on the bottom of a turtle shell.
01:50:18.000 Look how cool that looks.
01:50:20.000 Go back to that book.
01:50:21.000 Beautiful, right?
01:50:21.000 Beautiful.
01:50:23.000 6,200 BC.
01:50:25.000 6,600 to 6,200 BC.
01:50:29.000 Go to the images again of the writing on it.
01:50:31.000 Look how cool that writing is.
01:50:33.000 I mean, this one's beautiful on the right.
01:50:35.000 That one's beautiful.
01:50:37.000 That's wild.
01:50:38.000 But I think it was some of the earliest writing was on turtle shells like this.
01:50:41.000 Well, it sounds like it if it's 6000 BC.
01:50:44.000 6000 BC, I mean, that predates ancient Babylonia.
01:50:49.000 Or at least what we know about it.
01:50:51.000 So turtles have been used in Native American culture forever.
01:50:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:50:56.000 Survived a lot of extinction events.
01:50:57.000 That's an ox scapula.
01:50:59.000 And turtle shell.
01:51:00.000 Ox scapula.
01:51:00.000 Yeah.
01:51:02.000 I mean, there are turtle farms in China that you cannot believe.
01:51:08.000 They're breeding these turtles.
01:51:10.000 Mostly Asian box turtles, Chinese box turtles.
01:51:13.000 And these people are multi, multi millionaires.
01:51:16.000 And they sell one turtle for as much as like $20,000.
01:51:20.000 One turtle.
01:51:21.000 And the wild caught turtles are more valuable than the farm turtles.
01:51:25.000 But there's turtle farms that are breeding.
01:51:28.000 They're called golden coin turtles.
01:51:29.000 It's a Chinese Asian turtle that can fetch huge amounts of money.
01:51:34.000 Why is the wild one worth more?
01:51:36.000 It's like wild rhino horn is worth more because they think the wild rhino eats things that are medicinal versus just a captive rhino that's eating hay.
01:51:44.000 And it's the stuff they eat that goes into the horn, which makes sense, like your fingernail.
01:51:48.000 It's keratin.
01:51:49.000 So the wild rhino horn is going to have more good stuff for you. 0.86
01:51:52.000 And of course, they'll probably grate some Viagra in it to make you really believe that it gives you an erection. 0.93
01:51:58.000 You know, they'll cheat. 0.98
01:51:59.000 Unless it does.
01:51:59.000 But no.
01:52:00.000 So you don't even know if it actually works.
01:52:02.000 Well, they do grate the Viagra in the rhino horn sometimes.
01:52:05.000 But the wild turtle is just eating things and has more chi than the farm turtle.
01:52:10.000 But they have these enormous turtle farms, like, you know, 15 story buildings that are all turtles.
01:52:15.000 Jamie, I got to see this.
01:52:18.000 Wild turtle farms in China.
01:52:21.000 Turtle farms.
01:52:21.000 And this is all just for pets?
01:52:23.000 No, this is for consumption.
01:52:25.000 You'll pay 20 grand.
01:52:27.000 Now, there's turtles.
01:52:28.000 Wait a minute, 20 grand for consumption?
01:52:29.000 For consumption, for like a golden coin turtle if it's a wild one, like big money.
01:52:33.000 They want to eat it.
01:52:34.000 Yeah, but then in China, you can also pay $100,000 for a Yunnan box turtle.
01:52:39.000 A Yunnan box turtle can be $100,000.
01:52:41.000 So these are these turtle farms.
01:52:43.000 Yeah, but I'm not.
01:52:44.000 This is all for like turtle soup.
01:52:46.000 Yeah, but these are soft shelled turtles in this image that you're looking at.
01:52:49.000 I'm talking about things like golden coin turtles.
01:52:51.000 Much more valuable turtles for consumption than these soft shell turtles.
01:52:55.000 Why are they worth more?
01:52:57.000 Is it just because it's rare?
01:52:59.000 Oh, this guy.
01:53:00.000 I know this guy.
01:53:01.000 Garden State turtle.
01:53:02.000 I know that guy in New Jersey.
01:53:03.000 Yeah, he's a good guy, Chris Leone.
01:53:05.000 Yeah, that's a golden coin turtle.
01:53:06.000 So we breed these where we work with turtles, and we send these back to China from time to time.
01:53:13.000 Okay, but why?
01:53:14.000 Explain why it's worth $20,000.
01:53:16.000 For whatever reason, this turtle is called a golden coin turtle.
01:53:19.000 Cora trifalciata is the scientific name.
01:53:22.000 And it is very coveted, and apparently it has certain properties that can cure cancer and other diseases.
01:53:29.000 And so this turtle is high on the list for consumption for medicinal reasons.
01:53:34.000 But rare.
01:53:35.000 Allegedly can cure cancer, right?
01:53:37.000 Yeah.
01:53:37.000 Is there any false beliefs?
01:53:39.000 But you can see 20 grand, 40 grand. 1.00
01:53:41.000 20 grand is as high as 40 grand for a fucking turtle. 1.00
01:53:45.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:53:46.000 And to eat it.
01:53:46.000 Yeah.
01:53:47.000 But then there's turtles that can be 100,000 or 200,000.
01:53:49.000 So is it just because it's difficult to acquire that it's like a status thing?
01:53:54.000 That it's worth 20 or $40,000?
01:53:56.000 Well, they're very rare in the wild now, but they farm them, but they're very endangered.
01:54:02.000 It's a critically endangered turtle.
01:54:04.000 We breed them at my facility, but there's a lot of people in China.
01:54:08.000 And if you want to save someone's life, you'll pay whatever it takes to save someone's life.
01:54:12.000 So when they're buying it for $20,000, they're buying it to try to save someone's life?
01:54:16.000 Or someone's sick, or they really want good health and they're wealthy.
01:54:19.000 Okay, so you could just get it just as like a prophylactic turtle.
01:54:24.000 You eat it for medicine to make sure you don't get sick?
01:54:27.000 Sounds insane, though, that it's $20,000 for a turtle.
01:54:27.000 Something like that.
01:54:31.000 If you look up Yunnan box turtle, it was thought to be extinct for 50 years, and they rediscovered it.
01:54:37.000 And a Yunnan box turtle today, If you could even get one, it would be hundreds of thousands of dollars.
01:54:42.000 Another turtle similar to that.
01:54:44.000 And are they eating those too?
01:54:45.000 No, that one's so rare, there's so few of them.
01:54:47.000 That one is, people buy it as an exotic pet that's really rare.
01:54:52.000 So this is kind of a cat, it's a tricky situation because, on one hand, if they're extinct in the wild and these people have them as pets, maybe you can recover them somehow or another.
01:55:01.000 Yeah, maybe.
01:55:03.000 That's an American box turtle.
01:55:04.000 That's not a U.S. turtle, by the way.
01:55:06.000 So that's why that's a turtle that's being shipped to, that's a U.S. turtle from the East Coast that's being.
01:55:12.000 Sold and smuggled to China and other parts of Asia.
01:55:16.000 Because look how beautiful our turtles are in the U.S.
01:55:19.000 God, that was a pretty turtle.
01:55:20.000 Oh, you do have a photo of a Yunnan box turtle.
01:55:21.000 It's just not the one there.
01:55:22.000 That bland thing is a Yunnan box turtle. 0.99
01:55:25.000 The one above it?
01:55:26.000 Yeah, the one that's kind of gray.
01:55:27.000 Right there?
01:55:28.000 No, no.
01:55:28.000 That's a three toed box turtle.
01:55:29.000 That one? 0.96
01:55:30.000 That one.
01:55:31.000 That one could be worth $200,000.
01:55:34.000 Jamie, if you get it right.
01:55:35.000 What?
01:55:35.000 That turtle.
01:55:36.000 That turtle was thought to be extinct for over half a century. 1.00
01:55:39.000 That's a boring ass turtle. 0.96
01:55:40.000 That other one, you're training mine now. 1.00
01:55:42.000 That one.
01:55:43.000 Well, don't get me down the turtle rabbit hole.
01:55:44.000 But that one where your cursor was just over, the one that would.
01:55:47.000 No, the one to the left.
01:55:47.000 Yeah, that guy.
01:55:48.000 Yeah, the other right of it. 0.99
01:55:49.000 Yeah, that one's cool as shit. 0.98
01:55:49.000 That one. 0.98
01:55:51.000 That's a male Eastern box turtle.
01:55:53.000 They always have red eyes.
01:55:54.000 Yeah, it's so beautiful.
01:55:55.000 Yeah, it's beautiful.
01:55:56.000 But solutions to the scarcity problem that you're describing, you know, pet trade can.
01:56:01.000 Commercializing aspects of it can reduce But what's important about this conversation, actually, is people think of ivory, rhino horn, you know, whales, and they have no idea that a turtle.
01:56:13.000 Pound for pound could be more valuable than a rhino horn, possibly.
01:56:17.000 I have no idea.
01:56:18.000 Nobody knows this, but it's crazy what the money involved in these, back to the confiscations we're getting and the trade in turtles going out of this country is in the millions and millions and millions and millions.
01:56:31.000 And there are people in China and other parts of Asia that are getting very rich in the turtle trade.
01:56:36.000 And we always hear about pangolin scales, rhino horn, ivory, and those things are important, but the turtle trade is really massive, and the reptile trade is massive.
01:56:46.000 And there's a lot of money in it, and they're easy to transport because a turtle doesn't need to eat or drink.
01:56:51.000 Just wrap them in socks, put them in a box, shove them all in there, put them in diapers, tape them up, ship them.
01:56:57.000 They don't even need much air.
01:56:59.000 They need a little air, but they have a very low blood pressure, not like we have a higher blood pressure than reptiles, and they can live without water or food, as you know, for a very long time.
01:57:09.000 So they're, you know, like wildlife nature with handles.
01:57:12.000 You can just take them, transport them.
01:57:14.000 And if they're really worth $20,000 to $40,000, you're putting that in your bag.
01:57:18.000 Yeah.
01:57:19.000 And they really are.
01:57:20.000 They really are worth it.
01:57:22.000 I would have never guessed.
01:57:22.000 That is crazy.
01:57:23.000 And I would never guess that it's for consumption.
01:57:25.000 That's even more worth it.
01:57:26.000 Well, no, the turtles that are leaving this country going to China are for exotic pets.
01:57:31.000 For exotic pets.
01:57:32.000 Are for exotic pets, but the ones that they're eating, yeah, the ones, yeah, yeah, that it's worth twenty thousand dollars.
01:57:39.000 That's insane, yeah, yeah, at least.
01:57:41.000 Is there a market for snake meat?
01:57:44.000 Yeah, so in if you've been to Taiwan or China, there's these snake bars where you can literally have a snake bleed out while it's alive, a cobra, and put it in your drink.
01:57:54.000 There's snakes, there's a snake.
01:57:56.000 You want to talk about diarrhea?
01:57:58.000 What kind of diarrhea you get from snake blood?
01:58:00.000 I was many years ago, oh my god, I was in Myanmar and Burma.
01:58:04.000 At a snake place, and they were just loading snakes up in these trucks, like, you know, big trucks, just stacking snakes, and they were heading into China.
01:58:13.000 So the snake meat, the snake.
01:58:15.000 Snake meat is big in China. 0.69
01:58:17.000 You know, look, tiger penis, tiger this, tiger bones, tiger parts. 0.95
01:58:23.000 Back it up. 1.00
01:58:24.000 Tiger penis? 1.00
01:58:25.000 Tiger penis. 1.00
01:58:26.000 Tiger penis is a big delicacy over there? 0.99
01:58:29.000 I think they're, you know, they're more creative than we are. 0.99
01:58:32.000 They eat a lot of stuff.
01:58:33.000 That's a fact. 0.97
01:58:34.000 But the tiger penis thing, I was not aware of. 0.98
01:58:34.000 Okay. 0.98
01:58:36.000 That's a delicacy?
01:58:39.000 I don't know what that does for you.
01:58:42.000 Maybe that's another Viagra kind of thing.
01:58:44.000 But
01:58:47.000 there's tiger farms, and they part them out and they sell them to China.
01:58:51.000 So there's tiger farms that are just for consumption.
01:58:53.000 Yeah, tiger bone wine, tiger this, tiger that.
01:58:56.000 Tiger bone wine.
01:58:58.000 Sounds like it's blurred out.
01:59:00.000 No, but tigers.
01:59:01.000 What, Jamie?
01:59:01.000 It's like a rhino horn type deal, I think.
01:59:03.000 I think that's giving them these.
01:59:05.000 It's believed to increase virility and enhance male sexual performance.
01:59:11.000 Dun dun dun.
01:59:12.000 Tiger phallus soup.
01:59:13.000 Ooh. 0.99
01:59:14.000 One tiger penis. 1.00
01:59:14.000 But a turtle is worth more than a tiger, guys. 1.00
01:59:17.000 That's crazy.
01:59:18.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:59:19.000 And I didn't know that there was a market for tiger meat.
01:59:22.000 Yeah. 0.81
01:59:23.000 And is it all the meat of the tiger or just dicks? 0.98
01:59:26.000 Is it just chop away the red?
01:59:27.000 Joe, I've been to the turtle farms.
01:59:31.000 I've been to the snake bars.
01:59:32.000 I haven't gotten into the tiger. 1.00
01:59:34.000 Tiger penis, the future of Chinese medicine. 1.00
01:59:36.000 It's a workshop. 0.99
01:59:37.000 Hey, this guy's doing a workshop.
01:59:39.000 We should go to this workshop, yeah.
01:59:41.000 What is this guy teaching?
01:59:42.000 A couple years ago.
01:59:43.000 Yeah, there might be a.
01:59:44.000 He's on the run right now. 0.98
01:59:49.000 Don't get me started to talk about animal penises. 0.94
01:59:52.000 My favorite movie as a kid was a movie called Birds Do It, Bees Do It. 0.98
01:59:55.000 I don't even know if it still exists, but all it was was animals having sex from a praying manis, like eating the head off of the male, to a rhino.
02:00:04.000 And it was a great movie. 0.99
02:00:05.000 Just sex. 0.60
02:00:06.000 I did not know that there was a market for the meat. 0.67
02:00:08.000 What is that?
02:00:08.000 I don't know that.
02:00:09.000 Tiger Dick?
02:00:10.000 Yep.
02:00:10.000 Nice.
02:00:11.000 Not what I would have thought it looked like.
02:00:12.000 Crazy looking.
02:00:13.000 That looks like a nudibranch, a sea slug. 0.94
02:00:15.000 It looks like a piece of sushi.
02:00:16.000 Yeah, definitely.
02:00:17.000 That's what it is.
02:00:18.000 No, it looks like a piece of sushi.
02:00:20.000 Yeah, it looks like something you get at sushi by scratch.
02:00:24.000 So, when they're having these tiger farms where they're farming the meat, like, how are they cooking tiger meat?
02:00:30.000 Like, what does that go into?
02:00:33.000 Listen, is that really common over there?
02:00:35.000 Even though I did Tiger King, I'm not an expert on tigers.
02:00:38.000 I do know a little bit more about reptiles, but I have a friend that did a movie called, I think it's called, what's it called?
02:00:46.000 Carl Amon did a movie about the tiger industry in.
02:00:49.000 In Vietnam and Cambodia and farming tigers.
02:00:53.000 And I think it's called, oh God, I can't remember.
02:00:55.000 But anyway, there's a whole tiger industry and people breeding tigers in parts of Asia for tiger parts.
02:01:03.000 It's still illegal, but they definitely still do it.
02:01:05.000 Yeah.
02:01:06.000 It's not like.
02:01:07.000 Interesting.
02:01:07.000 Consumption of tiger meat is highly illegal, though an illicit black market persists, primarily fueled by commercial tiger farms.
02:01:14.000 Despite strict domestic bans, thousands of tigers are bred in captivity across the country, creating a Complex web of illegal luxury consumption is a crazy word.
02:01:25.000 That's a crazy phrase.
02:01:27.000 Luxury consumption of tiger meat, traditional beliefs, and international conservation concerns.
02:01:33.000 Well, it's what you just said earlier that started this conversation that people go to restaurants and eat exotic animals and bear gallbladder.
02:01:41.000 Bare gallbladder.
02:01:42.000 But another thing, wait, back to Monsters of God, look up Chinese giant salamander farms.
02:01:48.000 Those are unbelievable.
02:01:50.000 That's a salamander this big that can eat, you know, like a rat or a rabbit.
02:01:55.000 It's a salamander that they eat and farm in.
02:01:58.000 China.
02:01:59.000 I've seen that online.
02:02:00.000 I've seen them cook it in TikTok videos.
02:02:03.000 And that's a really rare animal.
02:02:05.000 Those guys are really rare.
02:02:07.000 Oh, really?
02:02:08.000 And yet they're still cooking them and eating them?
02:02:09.000 There's two types of giant salamanders a Japanese giant salamander and a Chinese one.
02:02:14.000 The Chinese one is massive.
02:02:16.000 Can I see that? 0.82
02:02:17.000 It's massive.
02:02:18.000 What, Jimmy?
02:02:19.000 The one I stumbled down that says it's AI.
02:02:21.000 So I was.
02:02:22.000 Oh, it's an incredible animal, but they farm a lot of things that you would never think of.
02:02:27.000 Yeah, turtles, salamanders.
02:02:29.000 I just, the luxury consumption market, just seeing that phrase, it's like, what a weird culture.
02:02:36.000 You have luxury consumption of highly illegal, endangered species.
02:02:42.000 And it's, well, that was what a friend of mine who had been to China said that was what the whole rhino horn thing was.
02:02:48.000 It wasn't even as much as they believed that it would do it, it was just that this guy had rhino horns.
02:02:53.000 Yeah, status symbol.
02:02:55.000 Very wealthy people.
02:02:57.000 Guy's got a rhino horn.
02:02:58.000 You want some rhino horn tea?
02:02:59.000 Let's have a seat.
02:03:00.000 You got come to my wine cellar, and in it, I got some rhino horn.
02:03:04.000 I got a couple turtles that were what's the difference between that and rare wine from 50 years ago?
02:03:09.000 Well, first of all, that an animal doesn't die, it's just wine.
02:03:12.000 Yeah, you don't have tiger dick in your wine.
02:03:15.000 What is the tiger bone wine? 0.98
02:03:16.000 What is that about?
02:03:18.000 I don't know.
02:03:19.000 Is it wine they soak in bones of tigers?
02:03:21.000 Sure, it's a barrel.
02:03:23.000 I mean, they have sake with vipers in them.
02:03:23.000 Is that what it is?
02:03:25.000 There's a snake in Japan called a habu, and I remember getting sake, and this really incredible snake was in my sake, but you know, like. 0.92
02:03:34.000 Look, we're hypocrites in this country.
02:03:37.000 We eat tuna and they're endangered. 0.99
02:03:39.000 And in Asia, they eat other things.
02:03:40.000 Are they endangered?
02:03:41.000 Tuna?
02:03:41.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.
02:03:42.000 Endangered?
02:03:43.000 Well, certain species of tuna, I think, are becoming pretty endangered.
02:03:46.000 They're not what they were.
02:03:47.000 They're certainly not the same numbers that they used to be at the turn of the century.
02:03:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:03:51.000 So I think it's easy to point fingers at other parts of the world when we've done a lot of things here.
02:03:57.000 You know, we had passenger pigeons that, you know, made the skies dark and we shot every one of them.
02:04:02.000 We had Carolina parakeet.
02:04:04.000 We almost got rid of our condors and bison.
02:04:06.000 We've done a lot of damage, but there's a lot of damage still.
02:04:08.000 Not you and me.
02:04:09.000 We shouldn't say we.
02:04:10.000 People.
02:04:11.000 People.
02:04:12.000 It's not us.
02:04:12.000 People that lived here.
02:04:13.000 Well, why is our show called Monsters of God?
02:04:15.000 We're the monsters, not the reptiles.
02:04:18.000 We did a lot of damage.
02:04:19.000 In the past, I'm just saying.
02:04:20.000 Some of us.
02:04:21.000 Some of us, yeah.
02:04:22.000 It's a very small percentage of people that are out there eating turtles.
02:04:22.000 Some of us.
02:04:25.000 Well, you're a good guy, and I know that, actually.
02:04:28.000 Somehow you didn't have maybe the mother I had, but you must have had something good.
02:04:32.000 What, with my love of animals?
02:04:33.000 Yeah, you got a good moral compass.
02:04:35.000 I've watched you.
02:04:37.000 You know what's right and wrong. 0.99
02:04:39.000 Well, certainly eating tiger dick. 0.98
02:04:42.000 I think there's better ways to go about your life. 0.99
02:04:45.000 But the recovery stuff is real.
02:04:47.000 You know, there's a lot of cool stuff happening with species recovery.
02:04:51.000 And in this case, the plowsharer tortoise is on its way back.
02:04:54.000 I mean, you have to kind of still protect it for a while.
02:04:57.000 That's expensive.
02:04:58.000 For a while, that's expensive.
02:04:59.000 You know, anti poaching and security.
02:05:02.000 It's a lot of work.
02:05:03.000 I agree that it's important, but I am also fascinated by our desire to sort of manage nature because 90 whatever percent of any animal that's ever been alive ever is done.
02:05:14.000 They're all extinct.
02:05:15.000 Everything goes extinct.
02:05:16.000 And a lot of our good intentions managing nature doesn't work oftentimes.
02:05:20.000 You do a terrible job.
02:05:20.000 Oh, no.
02:05:22.000 Especially when we bring in animals.
02:05:25.000 We were talking about this yesterday with Hawaii, how they brought in mongoose to eat the rats, but mongoose are diurnal.
02:05:31.000 Rats are nocturnal.
02:05:33.000 We never saw each other.
02:05:35.000 Yeah, Hawaii, it's funny you say Hawaii because Hawaii is kind of the poster child of all the states in the country of extinction. 0.98
02:05:42.000 Second is California, but Hawaii really fucked up Hawaii with cats.
02:05:48.000 Mongooses were more in the Caribbean, but also Hawaii.
02:05:51.000 And mongooses is why, back to the Jamaican iguana, the Jamaican iguana, Was extinct.
02:05:56.000 We thought it was extinct because of mongooses.
02:05:59.000 We've just recently found a small population, but it's a very rare iguana.
02:06:03.000 Reading a very similar thing happened with the salamanders in China.
02:06:07.000 They were not originally thought of as anything special until the mid 20th century when famine forced people to find new stuff to eat.
02:06:14.000 They started eating them and liked it, so they made a lot of places to do that.
02:06:20.000 Oh, and that's what led them to.
02:06:21.000 Well, so then they reintroduced them back into the wild because there were too many of them, which created a new problem, it says.
02:06:27.000 There you go.
02:06:28.000 They created a new species.
02:06:29.000 So now you have hybrid salamanders, which is also like when we have that here in Austin.
02:06:34.000 It's the same story over and over again. 0.99
02:06:36.000 What did these fuckers look like? 1.00
02:06:37.000 Look at that thing. 1.00
02:06:38.000 Whoa!
02:06:40.000 Can I see photos of giant salamanders?
02:06:42.000 They are so massive.
02:06:44.000 They're so massive.
02:06:44.000 The size of that thing.
02:06:45.000 There's a bunch of videos of guys cooking them in walks outdoors.
02:06:51.000 And so is that another thing where it's like one of those exotic things that you're not supposed to have and that's why they're cooking it?
02:06:56.000 Because I mean, it looks like there's a funny one where a dude's singing.
02:07:00.000 He's like rapping over it, and the guy's cooking about a guy cooking a dragon.
02:07:04.000 This is how you cook a dragon.
02:07:06.000 Yeah.
02:07:07.000 Yeah, they're pretty impressive.
02:07:10.000 But it is a weird desire that people have to eat something like incredibly exotic and rare. 0.99
02:07:18.000 Whoa, look at that sucker. 0.99
02:07:20.000 Yeah, that's a real one. 0.99
02:07:21.000 Giant salamander cooked eight ways.
02:07:21.000 Yeah.
02:07:23.000 Yeah.
02:07:24.000 In the, I don't know what that word is, Zhai Men, Zhai Men, seafood, China.
02:07:29.000 You know, that was one creature we wanted to film, and I never got to film for Monsters of God because that, Also, it is a monster of God.
02:07:36.000 So, these guys are taking them.
02:07:38.000 They're alive.
02:07:39.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:07:39.000 And they're going to bring them over and kill them and cook them. 1.00
02:07:41.000 So, this is an endangered animal? 0.99
02:07:43.000 That this guy's killing and cooking?
02:07:43.000 Yeah.
02:07:45.000 Yeah.
02:07:45.000 Wow.
02:07:47.000 That's crazy.
02:07:47.000 But they bring it.
02:07:48.000 But they sort of know it.
02:07:49.000 It's not by necessity.
02:07:51.000 They know it's endangered.
02:07:52.000 Yeah.
02:07:52.000 And he's still boiling it up.
02:07:54.000 Yeah.
02:07:54.000 So, it's the fact that this luxury item, that you get to eat this luxury item.
02:07:59.000 Damn. 0.99
02:08:00.000 What does it look like? 0.99
02:08:01.000 Let's see what it looks like at the end.
02:08:03.000 Kind of crazy.
02:08:03.000 A lot of meat.
02:08:04.000 Yeah.
02:08:05.000 Yeah.
02:08:06.000 Looks delicious.
02:08:07.000 Yeah.
02:08:08.000 Would you eat it if you were there or would you feel bad?
02:08:11.000 I wouldn't eat it, but I've been.
02:08:12.000 It's already there, though.
02:08:13.000 I've been in Southeast Asia with friends that ate dog, you know, and I just couldn't eat it, but I'm not very adventuresome.
02:08:13.000 It's already dead.
02:08:21.000 I would only have.
02:08:21.000 I can't.
02:08:22.000 The only way I'd eat a dog is if it tried to bite one of my kids.
02:08:26.000 You know, but if it's like dogs, it's different.
02:08:30.000 You know, we eat cattle, and in India, they don't eat cows, and then other places eat horses, and then they eat dogs.
02:08:36.000 Sure.
02:08:36.000 We have our own, you know, sort of Cultural norms about certain animals that we just can't wrap our head around.
02:08:42.000 In ways we justify.
02:08:43.000 But I've seen dogs being killed in Sulawesi in huge numbers in Indonesia, just the way they kill them, and then they take these blowtorches and burn the hair off of them.
02:08:53.000 And people buy them just like you're in a regular grocery store. 0.99
02:08:57.000 And it's just what's normal in one culture.
02:09:00.000 Those are snapping turtles, American snapping turtles.
02:09:02.000 What's normal in one culture.
02:09:04.000 So have these been imported into Asia? 1.00
02:09:07.000 Yeah, they're big.
02:09:08.000 And we still eat those, by the way, in New Orleans and the Southeast.
02:09:11.000 We eat snapping turtles.
02:09:12.000 They've also been.
02:09:13.000 We eat them in gumbo, but in Asia, they really love our American turtles.
02:09:18.000 And snapping turtles are not endangered in America.
02:09:20.000 No, but alligator snapping turtles are.
02:09:22.000 Oh, those things are crazy looking.
02:09:23.000 Yeah.
02:09:24.000 They have this.
02:09:25.000 Which you have in Texas, bro.
02:09:28.000 This little bait.
02:09:28.000 They have what?
02:09:30.000 They're an ambush predator. 0.98
02:09:31.000 They have a little appendage on their tongue.
02:09:34.000 The fish is attractive.
02:09:35.000 The fish that they've been feeding is incredible.
02:09:37.000 They've got alligators.
02:09:38.000 They're serving up alligators.
02:09:40.000 Crocodiles.
02:09:41.000 Crocodiles.
02:09:41.000 Yeah, crocs.
02:09:42.000 Jesus Christ.
02:09:43.000 Wild.
02:09:44.000 Imagine just hanging out there, watching his buddies get butchered.
02:09:47.000 You're good at finding gruesome stuff over there.
02:09:49.000 There's a lot out there.
02:09:51.000 You're going to really gross out a lot of people.
02:09:54.000 So, you know, you say you guys have a bunch of projects always kind of in the works.
02:09:59.000 Like, how do you go about choosing them?
02:10:01.000 You just like find these very bizarre people and these very bizarre niche groups, and I think, you know, listen, I am more aware of time as I get older,
02:10:13.000 so you got to choose carefully what you want to do because it takes time to make these projects.
02:10:17.000 So, you know, a lot of them we hope there's some silver lining or something maybe positive about telling these stories and not just frivolous stories about freaky people.
02:10:29.000 It helps to have some freaky people in a story to make people interested sometimes, but that's not the real goal.
02:10:36.000 We're also doing projects that have nothing to do with wildlife.
02:10:40.000 I did a documentary in the last 10 years about my mom and my parents.
02:10:46.000 I don't know if anyone will ever see that, and they both died, but I did that to keep them relevant. 0.85
02:10:51.000 I had a crazy family, a gay father, and a crazy mother who was into animals. 0.99
02:10:58.000 Everyone has a crazy family. 0.99
02:10:59.000 We did a story that we're working on about New York.
02:11:03.000 And we're also doing some other animal stories.
02:11:05.000 So, not everything gets the light of day.
02:11:09.000 But these last three big ones that you guys did are all about people and their bizarre relationship with strange animals.
02:11:09.000 Right.
02:11:16.000 Yeah.
02:11:17.000 What else?
02:11:18.000 What's next?
02:11:20.000 I mean, we're doing a really interesting project right now that should come out next year that I think you'll like, Joe.
02:11:27.000 I have to say, there are big carnivores in it again and some really far out people that you know and you may have known personally.
02:11:37.000 I don't think I can tell you who they are, but they were very famous.
02:11:40.000 All right.
02:11:42.000 Anyway, but we're doing a project about that. 1.00
02:11:45.000 What a tease you are.
02:11:46.000 No, I got some coffee.
02:11:46.000 That was a.
02:11:46.000 I know.
02:11:47.000 You're feeding into the teas, too.
02:11:48.000 I had too much coffee.
02:11:50.000 Yeah.
02:11:50.000 Sorry.
02:11:52.000 And then we're really interested in a few other topics that people don't really talk about.
02:11:56.000 We always talk about the charismatic megafauna, and we're interested in some of the groups of animals that we don't even think about.
02:12:03.000 It's also, I mean, this time we live in in media, you know, there's so much stuff that gets made that no one sees.
02:12:09.000 And it's a shame, especially.
02:12:11.000 You know, some of this independent work, especially some of this documentary work, it takes many, many, many years.
02:12:17.000 And many people are only really able to show it to the people that know about the issues, and nothing happens, especially if there's an impact aspect to it.
02:12:26.000 So I think our formula is great.
02:12:26.000 Right.
02:12:28.000 It happens to be, you know, these subcultures that have a higher propensity of finding crazy people or people with far-out beliefs.
02:12:36.000 More than anything, it's more beliefs that are more interesting that make us curious.
02:12:42.000 So I think that's the sort of mixture of.
02:12:44.000 Conservation storytelling plus far out beliefs, you know, in a niche that are able to zoom out and talk about themes of extinction or attachment or ego or crime, you know.
02:12:56.000 Maybe there's something to the overfishing thing to do because there's been a lot done on the issue.
02:13:01.000 It's a huge issue.
02:13:02.000 There's been a lot done on it, but I think there hasn't been a doc on overfishing.
02:13:09.000 Alexis Piracy.
02:13:14.000 Alex They tend to preach to the con- The tone is boring.
02:13:17.000 Well, they tend to preach to the converted, not the unconverted.
02:13:20.000 And you want to reach a bigger audience by somehow telling that story about overfishing in a way where you can get more people seeing it that don't know the issue.
02:13:29.000 And the other thing I would just say, overfishing is a big deal.
02:13:31.000 Invertebrates, insects, butterflies, and what's happening with insects is a big deal.
02:13:35.000 We're losing a lot of really weird insects, and they haven't even been described yet.
02:13:40.000 Marine fish and even tropical fish is really interesting to us.
02:13:45.000 Where do all the saltwater tropical fish come from?
02:13:47.000 How do you get them?
02:13:48.000 They dynamite the reefs in the Philippines.
02:13:51.000 You know, they don't breed easily, saltwater tropical fish.
02:13:53.000 Freshwater ones typically do.
02:13:55.000 There's a lot of different groups of animals that we don't really think about and talk about that we kind of take for granted and we think of them as disposable.
02:14:03.000 You know, we'll just put more tropical fish in our aquarium in a Vegas hotel.
02:14:08.000 And imagining the extinction businesses are going to solve our problems.
02:14:11.000 I think that's also interesting to us.
02:14:12.000 And there's just not a consciousness for smaller vertebrates and invertebrates.
02:14:16.000 But I would just say one other thing that I think we do that you probably are aware of that, you know, people think you have to be in a city to get. 0.92
02:14:24.000 The weird shit going on, New York City, LA, whatever, big cities. 0.76
02:14:29.000 And what I found is oftentimes it's the places that you least expected. 0.99
02:14:34.000 Some weird suburban landscape where you start turning over the rocks and you find and see that there's weirdness happening everywhere.
02:14:43.000 And that is a theme in our stories.
02:14:45.000 It's not gravitating to the big cities to find it, it's places where the guy next door to you, next door to where you live, has a. 0.92
02:14:53.000 Garage full of hot snakes, and the cobra escapes one day and it's in your yard or whatever the fuck the story is.
02:14:59.000 But it often is in places that you wouldn't expect it to be. 0.89
02:15:03.000 Your friend's carport.
02:15:04.000 Yeah.
02:15:06.000 Well, listen, guys, thank you again for being here.
02:15:08.000 I really appreciate it.
02:15:09.000 And thanks for all the work you guys put in.
02:15:11.000 You've really entertained the shit out of me over the years and disturbed me as well.
02:15:16.000 So it's available, Monsters of God, on when does it come out? 0.53
02:15:20.000 Tomorrow.
02:15:21.000 Tomorrow.
02:15:21.000 So when this comes out?
02:15:23.000 August 6th.
02:15:24.000 All right.
02:15:24.000 August 6th.
02:15:25.000 Beautiful.
02:15:26.000 Thank you, Patrick.
02:15:26.000 Thank you.
02:15:27.000 Thanks for being here.
02:15:28.000 Thank you.
02:15:29.000 Bye, everybody.