The Joe Rogan Experience - August 13, 2026


Joe Rogan Experience #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17

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Joe Rogan Experience #2538 - Joe DeRosa Joe Rogan Experience #2540 - Travis Barker

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4 hours and 28 minutes

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00:00:02 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
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00:00:12 Yes, boys, cheers!
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00:00:15 What is that, a boiled soda?
00:00:17 Hold on, I need a drink.
00:00:19 What are you doing with water?
00:00:20 Hold on, hold on.
00:00:21 Have you a Bodega or a Brad of sorts?
00:00:23 Why do you have water?
00:00:24 Because I didn't know we were about to start.
00:00:26 Where am I?
00:00:26 Yeah, you got beers in there?
00:00:27 You changed, I got you.
00:00:29 Let me start with a beer and get moving here.
00:00:32 I just got off a flight.
00:00:32 Thank you, Bodega Cat.
00:00:34 It's available now.
00:00:35 Hey, Gracia, what is that?
00:00:37 What is this?
00:00:37 This is, uh, no, a Voodoo Ranger IPA.
00:00:40 Oh, my God.
00:00:42 Uh, can you give me that ice cube, that glass?
00:00:44 Yeah.
00:00:45 Thank you.
00:00:47 You're not into IPAs?
00:00:48 No, no.
00:00:49 If you're having one or two IPAs.
00:00:50 I used to be, and then I gained like 45 pounds in like a month.
00:00:54 It's a milkshake.
00:00:55 It was great.
00:00:56 It's a milkshake.
00:00:57 I was drinking them like Bud Lights.
00:00:58 I'd get done with this show. 0.99
00:00:58 I'd have fucking 10 IPAs. 0.99
00:01:00 This one's nice. 1.00
00:01:00 They taste great, but they're heavy as shit. 1.00
00:01:03 Well, Guinness is the heaviest, right? 0.99
00:01:05 I love it.
00:01:05 You can only have a few of those.
00:01:06 No, they're less calories.
00:01:08 Yeah.
00:01:09 Guinness can lower calories in a regular day. 1.00
00:01:10 Real shit. 1.00
00:01:11 Yeah. 1.00
00:01:11 Yeah. 1.00
00:01:11 Surprising. 1.00
00:01:12 That's crazy.
00:01:13 I would have never guessed.
00:01:15 No, they rule.
00:01:15 Yeah.
00:01:17 Second only to Bud Light.
00:01:18 I would have thought it was like super.
00:01:22 Hey.
00:01:23 I would have thought all the super creaminess and everything that it has to be like heavy calories.
00:01:28 No, no.
00:01:29 No.
00:01:29 Surprisingly, vitamins.
00:01:31 So a Budweiser versus a Guinness.
00:01:34 Bud's way fatter.
00:01:35 Yeah.
00:01:35 Wow.
00:01:36 It's all wheat, hops.
00:01:36 Oh, yeah.
00:01:39 Crazy.
00:01:39 Hey guys, let's leave the Anheuser-Busch family out of this.
00:01:41 Oh, sorry.
00:01:43 We've been through enough.
00:01:44 It's a fine product.
00:01:45 We've been through enough, boys.
00:01:47 We've been through enough.
00:01:48 Mulvaney, we missed you.
00:01:50 So a Miller versus a.
00:01:51 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:01:52 Fucking Miller. 1.00
00:01:53 This works. 1.00
00:01:53 Isn't it crazy? 1.00
00:01:54 It actually does.
00:01:55 Stop it from popping.
00:01:55 It does.
00:01:57 Does that actually work?
00:01:57 It does work.
00:01:58 How long do you have to do it for?
00:01:59 I think that was enough.
00:02:01 He threw me a beer.
00:02:01 Look at that.
00:02:02 That's incredible.
00:02:03 Yeah. 0.99
00:02:04 I wonder how the fuck that works. 0.98
00:02:05 And who discovered it? 0.99
00:02:07 Some serious drunk. 1.00
00:02:08 Little kids opening fucking sodas. 1.00
00:02:10 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:11 Do everything we can.
00:02:13 Back when they didn't have phones, they figured out a lot of things.
00:02:15 So you're off the nicotine.
00:02:16 I think it might start.
00:02:18 If you got a pouch.
00:02:18 Yeah.
00:02:19 You got one on you?
00:02:20 Yeah.
00:02:21 You're going to buzz out.
00:02:21 I'll try one.
00:02:22 You're going to buzz.
00:02:22 I've never done a pouch.
00:02:23 It's going to light you up, dude.
00:02:24 I don't mind a buzz.
00:02:25 What are we doing here?
00:02:25 It's going to light you up.
00:02:27 I think I'm going to stop because last night I couldn't get to sleep. 0.97
00:02:29 Because I was sitting in the green room and I just kept fucking chewing on them. 0.98
00:02:33 And then I chewed on one on the way home. 0.99
00:02:35 And then I got home and I turned on the TV for a little bit, popped another one in.
00:02:39 Each one of them is six milligrams.
00:02:40 It's just bang, And then it was time to go to bed.
00:02:43 I was laying in bed.
00:02:44 I'm like, ah.
00:02:45 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:45 Fuck. 1.00
00:02:46 It's kind of like fired. 1.00
00:02:48 Norman, you've never had one?
00:02:49 No.
00:02:50 Yeah, you're going to hate that.
00:02:50 And it burns.
00:02:53 I paused last time.
00:02:53 You got bad gum.
00:02:54 You're going to shit. 1.00
00:02:55 Oh, really? 1.00
00:02:56 I already shit. 1.00
00:02:57 It's going to hurt your brain. 1.00
00:02:58 You're going to get hiccups.
00:02:59 You're going to get nervous.
00:03:00 Hiccups.
00:03:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:01 Oh, no.
00:03:02 The nines, those like nines really give you hiccups.
00:03:05 Lucy's has what are nines?
00:03:06 What's a nine?
00:03:07 Nine milligrams?
00:03:08 These are six.
00:03:08 Nine milligrams.
00:03:09 These are all right, all right.
00:03:10 Six is a lot.
00:03:11 I like that.
00:03:12 Norman, you do this a lot where you'll be like, I'll do it. 1.00
00:03:14 And as soon as you do it, you go, Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:03:17 Like that time you accidentally took Molly? 1.00
00:03:17 Huge mistake. 1.00
00:03:19 Yeah, the green whatever.
00:03:22 Yeah, we did Molly.
00:03:23 Molly was wonderful.
00:03:24 Oh, that was a bad night.
00:03:26 I had such a nice night.
00:03:27 I had to take the bus home.
00:03:28 You didn't have to do that.
00:03:29 You panicked.
00:03:30 I had to get out of there, but I took a bolt bus back to New York.
00:03:30 I panicked.
00:03:33 Bus on Molly.
00:03:34 But we both took, he was like, I'll do it if you do it.
00:03:36 I was like, all right, I'll do it.
00:03:37 We both took Molly, and then instantly he was like, why'd we do that? 1.00
00:03:41 Fuck. 1.00
00:03:42 Yeah. 1.00
00:03:43 Well, Big J wouldn't stop talking.
00:03:44 I had to get out of there.
00:03:44 Yeah.
00:03:46 Oh, no.
00:03:47 It was too much.
00:03:49 Is it Philadelphia?
00:03:50 You took a bolt bus back to Philly? 1.00
00:03:51 Yeah, Chinatown bus from. 1.00
00:03:52 Wow. 0.96
00:03:53 On Mali, you can't run around.
00:03:53 It's not very good.
00:03:55 Why did you take a bus back?
00:03:57 We were poor.
00:03:58 It's convenient.
00:03:59 It was right there.
00:04:00 It was $50.
00:04:00 It was late, too.
00:04:01 Yeah.
00:04:01 Yeah.
00:04:02 The bus is like a dollar.
00:04:03 It's downtown to downtown, too.
00:04:04 It's pretty quick.
00:04:05 Yeah.
00:04:05 This is hitting.
00:04:06 You just got to watch one beheading in the seat next to you.
00:04:08 It's going to bug you.
00:04:09 It goes quick, dude.
00:04:09 Keep it in.
00:04:10 Don't spit it out.
00:04:11 I'm like, Jason Statham in Crank. 1.00
00:04:13 Is that an Alp? 0.94
00:04:14 No, it's Zen.
00:04:16 Yeah.
00:04:16 Zakes.
00:04:17 Six is a lot.
00:04:18 Woo.
00:04:19 I'm wired. 1.00
00:04:20 You're going to die. 1.00
00:04:21 Let's go, N words. 1.00
00:04:23 You're cooking.
00:04:23 I'm giving it up.
00:04:24 I'm going to try at least.
00:04:26 Because yesterday on the podcast, I had a bunch.
00:04:28 And then at night, I had a bunch.
00:04:29 And I was like, this is too much nicotine.
00:04:31 She tries sleeping pills. 0.84
00:04:32 That's what I do. 1.00
00:04:32 Fuck that. 1.00
00:04:33 You've got to stop at seven or eight. 1.00
00:04:35 I always can sleep.
00:04:36 I never have a problem sleeping.
00:04:36 That's the thing.
00:04:38 I have to sleep on a pile of rocks.
00:04:40 Yeah, you do espresso before bed.
00:04:42 Yeah, I have no problem with that.
00:04:43 It's just that the nicotine gets me.
00:04:44 It's just too much.
00:04:46 There's so much.
00:04:47 I mean, they, like, I read something you should only have like three milligrams or six milligrams a day.
00:04:51 And I was like, what?
00:04:52 Well, there you go. 1.00
00:04:53 Fucking pussy. 1.00
00:04:54 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:54 Maybe I'm counter all that. 1.00
00:04:56 I was popping them before workouts, popping them while I'm shooting my bow.
00:05:00 Norman's getting nervous.
00:05:01 Yeah, if I'm.
00:05:02 In fact, maybe I started too.
00:05:03 Have you?
00:05:03 You might want to take it out.
00:05:05 I sweat.
00:05:06 Don't take it out.
00:05:06 You can take it out.
00:05:07 My legs are tingling.
00:05:08 Boof it, dude.
00:05:09 My toe's about to be twitching.
00:05:09 Boof it.
00:05:11 Yeah, you're going to start sneezing.
00:05:12 All right. 1.00
00:05:13 How about that WNBA? 0.99
00:05:15 I'm about to get in there. 1.00
00:05:15 Hiccups. 1.00
00:05:17 Yeah. 1.00
00:05:18 That dude who wants to qualify for the WNBA.
00:05:22 Cantor.
00:05:22 What's his name?
00:05:23 Yeah, he just did trigonometry.
00:05:25 Oh, geez.
00:05:26 Freedom.
00:05:27 Hilarious.
00:05:27 Yeah.
00:05:28 He's getting into podcasting.
00:05:30 Yeah, of course.
00:05:31 Smart move.
00:05:32 Look, it's a great move for him. 1.00
00:05:34 Look, they've painted themselves into the most loony position where they can't define what a woman is.
00:05:39 I like when he went after LeBron.
00:05:41 What did he say?
00:05:41 And he's like, hey, you're always stopping about human rights.
00:05:43 Then you're like saying NBA should go to China?
00:05:46 Uh.
00:05:46 Right.
00:05:47 What's.
00:05:48 Come on.
00:05:48 He had a good one a while ago about, I think, the leader of.
00:05:51 Turkey.
00:05:52 Turkey.
00:05:52 What's his name?
00:05:54 Murjavan?
00:05:55 Just make it up. 0.98
00:05:55 No. 0.98
00:05:56 Asturion?
00:05:57 Constantinople?
00:05:58 I remember.
00:06:00 That was like his first controversy.
00:06:03 Yeah, that's when he was like.
00:06:04 Yeah, his family had to disown him. 0.99
00:06:05 Yeah, they're like, you can't come back to Turkey. 0.99
00:06:07 So he's like a troll.
00:06:08 He was a rebel. 0.91
00:06:08 No, no, no. 0.91
00:06:09 Yeah.
00:06:09 Oh.
00:06:09 It was badass.
00:06:10 That was a good one.
00:06:11 Okay. 0.97
00:06:12 This thing that he's doing where he's pretending that he's a woman is very smart. 0.97
00:06:17 Like, in this day and age, we almost need someone that's a public figure to do something like that to show everyone how ridiculous it is. 0.97
00:06:25 That some psychopath can just pretend that they're a woman and knock women over on the court. 0.95
00:06:30 I got to take this out. 1.00
00:06:31 Norman's a fucking woman, dude. 1.00
00:06:33 There's. 1.00
00:06:34 What?
00:06:35 My belly.
00:06:36 There's some country where there is.
00:06:38 Oh, it's France. 1.00
00:06:39 Where there's a transgender woman on the team just dominates. 1.00
00:06:42 I bet. 1.00
00:06:43 It's a giant dude. 1.00
00:06:44 A giant dude just dominating these chicks. 1.00
00:06:47 And that ticket sales are up. 0.66
00:06:49 I thought they're not.
00:06:50 I'll go watch that.
00:06:51 No one's talked about WNB more than this last two weeks.
00:06:54 What's that?
00:06:54 No one's talked about this league more than the last two weeks.
00:06:56 WNBA found it.
00:06:57 That's true. 0.83
00:06:57 Because nobody cared about the league at all forever. 0.83
00:07:00 This is the guy.
00:07:01 Yo.
00:07:02 Whoa. 0.99
00:07:02 Like, that's fucking preposterous. 0.99
00:07:05 Just literally preposterous. 1.00
00:07:06 She's on the B League?
00:07:09 I don't know. 0.72
00:07:09 I don't think she's in the pros. 0.72
00:07:11 No, she plays for France.
00:07:12 France.
00:07:13 French national.
00:07:14 Under. 0.89
00:07:16 Wouldn't turn down an offer to play in the NBA or WNBA.
00:07:18 That's hilarious. 0.86
00:07:20 Why would you want to go where the money sucks?
00:07:22 Go for 75 grand a year. 0.64
00:07:23 That's a weird thing.
00:07:24 I think Clark's making it really hard.
00:07:25 He got a horrible paycheck.
00:07:26 He actually got it upped. 0.77
00:07:27 Who's the biggest baller in the WNBA? 1.00
00:07:30 Like, who makes the most?
00:07:31 I don't know who makes the most, but Clark's got those cars. 0.99
00:07:34 Asia Wilson. 1.00
00:07:36 She's the best player. 0.96
00:07:37 Asia Wilson's the best player?
00:07:39 And the girl with the glasses, with the poofy hair, she's very good.
00:07:42 Boston?
00:07:43 I don't know.
00:07:44 If you said her name, I know.
00:07:45 She's really good.
00:07:47 What is like, Top player.
00:07:48 I'm sure their salaries suck, but yeah, it's all endorsements. 0.82
00:07:50 It's endorsements. 0.98
00:07:51 Yeah.
00:07:51 So Kalen Clark is probably the highest paid.
00:07:54 So the more controversy there is, the more people do come to see them.
00:07:58 Do you think they allow them to foul more now?
00:08:01 Yeah, they went with that's what I was about to say.
00:08:03 Roller derby.
00:08:03 Nobody watched the league forever.
00:08:04 It hemorrhaged money forever.
00:08:05 And then they had their first profitable year last year. 0.63
00:08:09 Racial division.
00:08:10 They go, ooh, there's money here. 0.98
00:08:11 And now we got the transgender thing. 0.98
00:08:14 Well, the transgender thing's not real yet. 1.00
00:08:16 There's not a real transgender person in the WNBA, but there's definitely some fucking roller derby shit going down. 1.00
00:08:21 They're throwing those bitches on their heads. 1.00
00:08:23 I like it. 1.00
00:08:24 I like it.
00:08:24 It's 80s basketball.
00:08:25 It's Larry Berger knocking down and punching somebody.
00:08:27 It's all Bill Ambeers.
00:08:29 A whole league of Bill Ambeers.
00:08:30 Bring that back.
00:08:31 Steven A. Smith had a real good point when he was talking about the comparison between Michael Jordan, you know, like the athletes of today versus.
00:08:38 And one of the things that he was talking about was the physicalness of the game.
00:08:41 Oh, the hands off on the stars sucks. 0.95
00:08:43 They would. 0.75
00:08:44 And he watched some highlights, like showing what it was like.
00:08:47 Like, Jesus, they threw down.
00:08:49 I like how they took it all.
00:08:50 When they retired Bill Lambert's number, they instructed the ushers to cheap shot everyone as they're showing their seats out of respect.
00:08:57 That's awesome.
00:08:59 Yeah, those guys fought.
00:09:00 Yeah. 0.84
00:09:01 It got ridiculous. 1.00
00:09:02 And now the WNBA is doing the same thing. 1.00
00:09:04 The best was Oakley, that would like break up a fight.
00:09:07 And at the foul line, he was just like, hey, they won't let us meet me outside, though.
00:09:10 Afterwards, let's meet you outside and let's actually do it. 1.00
00:09:11 The crazy thing about the WNBA imagine if the NBA had the same sexual dynamic. 1.00
00:09:18 Imagine if most of the team was a bunch of gay dudes who were very aggressive and black. 1.00
00:09:27 Do you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:09:30 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:09:32 Imagine if you reversed. 0.99
00:09:33 That the WNBA was just a bunch of straight people playing basketball, no controversy. 0.99
00:09:40 No, sex isn't even a thought in the NBA.
00:09:43 No one thinks about gay players in the NBA. 0.99
00:09:45 In the WNBA, there's a ton of like out, it's mostly gay, it's all mostly gay, yeah, mostly big black gay ladies and uh, a few scared looking Sophie Cumminghams that have to point fingers at people. 0.94
00:09:59 The very least, you're surrounded, yeah, by people who think you're you know, like perhaps sexually attractive and the heteros that come in. 0.98
00:10:08 The rest of them go like, I'm going to turn you.
00:10:11 They try to turn their head around?
00:10:12 Oh, yeah.
00:10:13 Wow. 0.99
00:10:13 They're like, Conquest, for sure. 0.99
00:10:14 They've made it into a reality show. 1.00
00:10:15 It's become like real housewives.
00:10:17 They're all just fighting now.
00:10:18 Right.
00:10:18 That's the only reason you watch.
00:10:20 But it is an interesting sexual dynamic.
00:10:22 Of course.
00:10:22 Because imagine if it was like that in the NBA.
00:10:25 But this happened with the women, bro. 1.00
00:10:26 Giant homos. 1.00
00:10:27 Just big, giant, seven foot tall gay guys. 1.00
00:10:31 All right, break it up. 1.00
00:10:32 Just break it up.
00:10:32 I said, break it up.
00:10:34 Wild. 1.00
00:10:35 Partying, going everywhere and fucking wearing leather and shit. 1.00
00:10:39 Oh, they do that. 1.00
00:10:40 Are they dating each other? 1.00
00:10:41 Very gay. 1.00
00:10:42 The NBA? 1.00
00:10:44 NBA, yeah.
00:10:45 Oh, yeah.
00:10:46 What's going on?
00:10:46 Crazy outfits.
00:10:47 Black stylish. 0.98
00:10:48 It's like a fashion show. 1.00
00:10:50 When they walk into the locker room, they all wear the craziest fucking outfits. 1.00
00:10:54 Really? 1.00
00:10:55 Derby hats.
00:10:56 Yeah.
00:10:56 Wait a minute.
00:10:57 What?
00:10:57 Oh, yeah.
00:10:58 But that's okay.
00:10:59 This is just fashionable.
00:11:00 That's my culture.
00:11:03 That's my culture.
00:11:04 Oh, I love those shoes.
00:11:05 That's like a Muppet.
00:11:06 The shoes and the mask.
00:11:07 The mask shell shoes.
00:11:08 That's my culture.
00:11:09 You don't see Larry Bird wearing that.
00:11:10 What is.
00:11:11 Okay, what's going on?
00:11:11 Or Stockton's.
00:11:12 This is crazy.
00:11:13 He's not tall.
00:11:14 That guy's going to step on a stair wrong.
00:11:16 What is that, Clay?
00:11:17 Whoa.
00:11:18 What is that Clay sound?
00:11:19 Wait a minute.
00:11:19 They really dress like this?
00:11:20 Yes.
00:11:21 Every game?
00:11:22 Yeah, every game.
00:11:23 Is this a big thing?
00:11:24 Do they get sponsors for their clothing and stuff?
00:11:26 Like a setup to Matt Gala every day?
00:11:26 Yeah, probably.
00:11:29 So you see them walking through the hallways?
00:11:30 That's the deal?
00:11:31 Pull up Magic Johnson's son if you can.
00:11:33 Oh, jeez.
00:11:34 He's not a fan.
00:11:34 He's not a fan.
00:11:35 Talk about a wacky outfit.
00:11:36 Or Dwayne Wade.
00:11:37 Pull up to a hot start, fellas. 0.99
00:11:39 Well, just say, let's fucking go. 0.97
00:11:42 We're back. 1.00
00:11:43 Look at that. 1.00
00:11:44 I mean, he's like, this was not the kind of gay that I was talking about. 1.00
00:11:47 Look at Jaymon and the cat. 1.00
00:11:49 I stumbled upon an Instagram page called ComeCore. 1.00
00:11:53 What the fuck? 0.99
00:11:54 It's a family party. 1.00
00:11:56 Hardcore music for gay guys. 1.00
00:11:59 So it's gay guys in like little nipple leather straps and jock straps and motorcycle hats. 1.00
00:12:05 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:06 You know, bare chested, hairy. 1.00
00:12:07 And they're doing hardcore music and they're just talking about sucking dicks and getting cum. 1.00
00:12:14 Oh, boy. 1.00
00:12:15 So that's the kind of gay I was talking about. 1.00
00:12:16 This is just fashionable. 0.97
00:12:17 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:18 That would be the type of gay you would be if you were gay. 1.00
00:12:20 You'd be a shirt off gay. 1.00
00:12:22 I bet I'd get bored. 1.00
00:12:22 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:24 I'd get bored with it. 1.00
00:12:25 I'd probably settle down with some twink. 1.00
00:12:27 No way. 0.95
00:12:28 You have to fight.
00:12:29 You'd be.
00:12:30 You'd go out for cigarettes and come back a lot.
00:12:32 You'd be wrestling. 1.00
00:12:33 The thing about those gay guys that don't have kids, all they want to do is fuck. 1.00
00:12:39 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:39 They just fuck all the time. 1.00
00:12:41 You don't have any kids. 1.00
00:12:42 No one can get pregnant. 1.00
00:12:43 They just fuck all the time. 1.00
00:12:44 Sure. 0.99
00:12:45 I know a guy at the comedy store, good looking guy, and his boyfriend was like, Can you just.
00:12:49 He would cheat all the time. 0.58
00:12:50 And he's like, Can you just not give me AIDS? 0.69
00:12:52 Oh, wow.
00:12:53 And then our friend goes, I can't promise that.
00:12:57 So he goes, AIDS doesn't even scare anybody anymore.
00:12:59 What's worse? 0.96
00:13:00 AIDS are pregnant. 0.99
00:13:01 That's the question. 0.73
00:13:02 Well, a guy gets pregnant, you're like, well, you've been lied to. 1.00
00:13:05 You've been fucking a fake guy. 1.00
00:13:08 True. 1.00
00:13:08 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:09 But you got prep now.
00:13:10 Prep is big. 1.00
00:13:11 But the thing about trans men, they can't get pregnant anymore. 1.00
00:13:14 It's one of the side effects. 1.00
00:13:15 One of the side effects of taking all the testosterone, it makes them infertile. 1.00
00:13:19 Also, trans women, no period, which I think is an advantage. 1.00
00:13:23 All these other girls have to worry about being mean for a week. 1.00
00:13:26 Exactly. 1.00
00:13:27 And they fight. 1.00
00:13:28 There's no trans period. 1.00
00:13:30 Right, but it's. 1.00
00:13:32 That's an advantage. 0.98
00:13:32 Male. 0.98
00:13:33 That's a great advantage. 1.00
00:13:34 They don't do work.
00:13:35 That's a great advantage.
00:13:37 On top of that, you're dosing yourself up with estrogen.
00:13:40 So, like, are you doing it once a week?
00:13:43 Is there a spike in your estrogen?
00:13:44 That is a dip down?
00:13:47 Do you balance it out between masculine and feminine?
00:13:50 Jamie, depending on your injections. 0.93
00:13:52 I see the trash can.
00:13:53 It is what.
00:13:55 That means you've been thinking about this, and I apologize for leaving cans.
00:13:57 It's fine.
00:13:58 I leave cans every time I leave.
00:14:00 You're right.
00:14:01 I didn't even think about it until I noticed you put a trash can here.
00:14:03 Don't sweat it, big dog.
00:14:04 But they've painted themselves in a corner because if they don't let the guy in, it looks bad.
00:14:09 Right.
00:14:09 But if they do, he's going to dunk.
00:14:11 Well, the thing is can you define what a woman is? 1.00
00:14:13 And until you can't, if you can't define what a woman is, then you're an idiot. 1.00
00:14:18 And this is nonsense. 1.00
00:14:20 And that's what your ideology is. 1.00
00:14:22 Your ideology is so stupid, you can't define the difference between a male and a female. 1.00
00:14:27 And so you've decided that people identifying with something means it's a real thing. 1.00
00:14:31 And you have to say it because everybody else says it.
00:14:33 And they scare you and they'll cancel you and go after you.
00:14:36 So, everyone's agreed to nonsense. 1.00
00:14:38 So, this is where we painted ourselves into this dumbass fucking corner. 1.00
00:14:42 I think everybody kind of agrees. 1.00
00:14:44 It's like, even AOC was just talking about how woke 1.0 was crazy.
00:14:49 It was crazy. 0.54
00:14:51 All the different things that she was saying, all the defund the police talk that was going on, that everybody realized that's a ridiculous thing to say. 1.00
00:14:58 I think both sides on sports are like, eh, it's a stupid issue. 0.99
00:15:01 We shouldn't, no, we're not going to die on that. 1.00
00:15:03 But they were.
00:15:04 Democrats are like, we're taking that off the table.
00:15:06 What do you mean?
00:15:07 They're like, yeah, I think it's like 80% of Democrats don't.
00:15:10 Don't think trans women in sports, yeah. 0.76
00:15:12 So it's just the right dunking on the left because I like, yeah, but it was there's a thing where those people that are the most radical will come after you if you don't agree wholeheartedly with their nonsense. 0.68
00:15:23 So if you say anything like, you know, look, trans women aren't women, there are men who identify as women, which is fine, but there's a biological distinction that protects women in sports, and that's chromosomes. 0.99
00:15:34 We know XX chromosome, you're a woman, XY, you're a dude, do it that way, call yourself whatever the fuck you want. 0.97
00:15:40 But if you want to play in the WNBA, you have to have XX. 0.99
00:15:44 And if you want to be a fucking, well, look, that's the other thing. 1.00
00:15:47 No one gives a shit if a trans man wants to try and play in the NBA. 1.00
00:15:53 Here's something, bro. 1.00
00:15:54 No one's trying to stop that.
00:15:55 It was fun. 0.99
00:15:56 Wait till someone in the WNBA comes out as a man. 1.00
00:16:01 That's the rumor. 0.96
00:16:02 There is a rumor.
00:16:03 Solid one.
00:16:04 I'm not going to say who, but do they wipe their name off the record books?
00:16:08 Maybe that's why they're holding off.
00:16:09 They probably should.
00:16:10 They should.
00:16:11 Well, if you look at Bruce Jenner.
00:16:13 Yeah, he actually got those stats as a player.
00:16:16 Yeah, he was a player.
00:16:16 If you were like, I was a man the whole time, you'd be like, oh, yeah.
00:16:20 Caitlyn Jenner won the Olympics as Bruce.
00:16:23 But what happens if you go back to the Olympics in 1976?
00:16:26 Wipe it.
00:16:26 Who won the Olympics?
00:16:27 Wipe it.
00:16:28 Does it say Bruce?
00:16:29 Or does it say Caitlin?
00:16:30 Who's on the Wheaties?
00:16:31 I think Bruce won it.
00:16:32 Right.
00:16:33 But what does it say?
00:16:34 I don't know.
00:16:35 That's dead naming. 0.99
00:16:36 And that can get you killed. 0.98
00:16:38 I bet Bruce was like. 0.99
00:16:39 Dead naming can get you.
00:16:40 It used to get you banned from Twitter for life.
00:16:42 Yeah.
00:16:43 Wow.
00:16:44 That's not bad.
00:16:44 That's a good place to be, actually.
00:16:46 You should be on there.
00:16:47 Those people are probably doing great right now.
00:16:49 A lot better.
00:16:50 Psychologically.
00:16:51 They'll probably have added years onto their lives.
00:16:53 It's like banning you from heroin.
00:16:55 It's like, that's probably for the best.
00:16:59 Not even that, because heroin's fun, I bet.
00:17:01 I bet heroin's fun.
00:17:02 Twitter's never fun.
00:17:04 Twitter's never fun.
00:17:04 I was hoping with Masabata, he would just bury it.
00:17:07 Well, it's more fun.
00:17:08 It's more fun with him.
00:17:09 It's wilder.
00:17:10 It's wilder.
00:17:11 The whole feed is just full on Wild Wild West.
00:17:15 They figured out a thing.
00:17:16 Yeah.
00:17:17 They're doing something now where when people get paid, you can only get paid for original or accurate content.
00:17:25 Because there's people that were.
00:17:26 What they were doing is just saying, like, Shane Gillis murders six in a bar.
00:17:30 And then you make a story.
00:17:32 You make a story and you post it and everybody clicks on it.
00:17:32 Six, I heard five.
00:17:36 And you get money just from a Full on made up story, and there was a ton of those because these foreign companies would just make thousands of fucking fake accounts and then maybe millions and then make a bunch of fake stories.
00:17:49 So there's fake stories flooding your timeline, and you're like, What? and you look at it 600,000 views, this must be real, and then you click on it too.
00:17:58 So they're making money off it.
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00:19:29 Maybe we can stop giving a fuck about the news all the time. 0.99
00:19:31 It'd be nice. 0.99
00:19:32 It'd be nice that now I look at it.
00:19:33 I see any article, I go, I don't know if this is real.
00:19:35 It's probably fake.
00:19:36 I would have no way of knowing.
00:19:37 Let's just go outside.
00:19:39 Speaking of which, what are your people doing in Argentina? 0.96
00:19:41 Did your people light Argentina on fire and now they're trying to steal it?
00:19:44 That's what I heard.
00:19:45 What?
00:19:46 English? 1.00
00:19:47 Oh, those are your new people? 1.00
00:19:48 He's a red guy.
00:19:48 He's a red guy.
00:19:50 Dude, Las Malvinas and Argentinos.
00:19:51 I side with Argentina on that.
00:19:54 You got to pick a side.
00:19:55 I don't know who you are anymore.
00:19:57 So they started a fire.
00:19:58 I'm not going to be anti Semitic.
00:20:00 It's not even anti Semitic.
00:20:01 It's talking about policy.
00:20:09 We do love illegal campfires.
00:20:12 Yeah, they lit it on fire.
00:20:14 And now they're giving 100,000 hectares. 0.94
00:20:16 Well, some Israelis lit this part of Patagonia on fire. 0.85
00:20:20 And then they're giving 100,000.
00:20:22 Wait, is it Chilean Patagonia or Argentina?
00:20:24 Argentina.
00:20:25 Oh, that's.
00:20:26 I believe it's Patagonia.
00:20:27 I might be wrong.
00:20:28 But the point is, they lit a gigantic amount of forest on fire.
00:20:34 And now.
00:20:34 With the weather?
00:20:35 When I was there.
00:20:36 When I was there. 0.86
00:20:37 Mele is giving Israel that land.
00:20:40 What do you mean?
00:20:41 What?
00:20:41 Goof.
00:20:41 Find the story.
00:20:42 Find the story.
00:20:42 Give it a goof.
00:20:43 This is all the way down.
00:20:44 When I was there, I was lighting campfires, you know, and as you work your way down, at some point, they're like, no campfires in the National Park.
00:20:49 I was like, what?
00:20:50 And then you would just start lighting them.
00:20:51 And then they go, you know, this whole place burned like seven years ago to the ground because of campfires.
00:20:55 I was like, Nope. 1.00
00:20:57 Well, the thing about campfires, you're just giving any retard the ability to just light fires in the woods. 1.00
00:21:04 You know how crazy that is? 1.00
00:21:05 It's so.
00:21:06 Throw a bush in.
00:21:07 There should be way more forest fires.
00:21:08 Just put the bench in there. 1.00
00:21:10 When you really think about how stupid people are, there should be probably a lot more forest fires than there are. 1.00
00:21:14 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:15 What about Malibu?
00:21:16 Was that planned?
00:21:18 That was arson.
00:21:19 Yeah, the guy's in jail.
00:21:19 Really?
00:21:20 They caught him.
00:21:21 Arson Daly.
00:21:22 That's straight up arson. 1.00
00:21:24 He's a fucking psychopath. 1.00
00:21:25 Arson Daly. 1.00
00:21:26 He's in jail.
00:21:27 I don't know that.
00:21:28 Oh, yeah.
00:21:29 Arson Daly.
00:21:30 Inspired by Luigi.
00:21:30 He was in.
00:21:32 Really?
00:21:32 Johnny Arson.
00:21:33 To do something?
00:21:34 Yes.
00:21:34 He's inspired by Luigi to light the Palisades on fire.
00:21:36 Yeah, he was looking at all the rich houses, right?
00:21:38 And going, there's people.
00:21:39 There were a lot of people that were lighting things on fire.
00:21:42 While the chaos was happening, people were just out there lighting things on fire.
00:21:46 Huberman caught people on video.
00:21:48 Yeah, it caught some guys in Malibu on video lighting things on fire.
00:21:48 Really?
00:21:52 They had gasoline, they had fucking lighters, they had torches. 0.99
00:21:56 People were just running around lighting parts, contributing to it. 0.99
00:21:59 Oh, wow.
00:22:00 The question is is that orchestrated? 1.00
00:22:02 No, you've empowered a bunch of fucking mentally ill people to camp on your streets. 1.00
00:22:07 When things go sideways and they burn it all to the ground, that hurts them zero, and it's fun. 1.00
00:22:12 That's what I'm talking about with the parks.
00:22:14 Gotta go to the bus.
00:22:14 Yeah.
00:22:15 Gotta attack them. 0.99
00:22:17 We shot some frisbees. 0.92
00:22:18 Okay, no one has been publicly identified a proven to have starred the recent Patagonia fires in Argentina.
00:22:23 Investigators in Chubat have said at least one blaze appeared to be deliberately set, but the investigation has not established a named perpetrator.
00:22:31 Claims blaming.
00:22:32 I don't know what that word is.
00:22:34 Mapuche communities or Israeli visitors are unsubstantiated.
00:22:40 Chibut? 1.00
00:22:41 Chibuts.
00:22:42 Chief prosecutor said, rejected the Mapuche allegation.
00:22:48 And reporting saying prosecutors did not consider the claims against Israelis a credible lead.
00:22:54 Okay, but now here's the question Did they really just give that land to Israel?
00:23:01 Did they give 100 hectares or whatever it is?
00:23:04 That's fake? 0.97
00:23:06 They throw Israel in everything. 1.00
00:23:07 They really do. 0.99
00:23:08 Everything leads back to Israel.
00:23:09 Is it all fake?
00:23:10 I mean, it's everything I look up online says this story is fake.
00:23:15 So if it is fake, this is a perfect example of what we're talking about.
00:23:18 How to go to these wildlife stories.
00:23:19 It's a perfect example where they create these stories.
00:23:23 Yeah.
00:23:24 You know, there's probably something to this.
00:23:24 News.
00:23:27 What is that?
00:23:27 There's stuff on Twitter that says it.
00:23:29 Okay, what does it say on Twitter?
00:23:30 I mean, I don't know that it's accurate or what these accounts are.
00:23:33 Right.
00:23:34 What does it say, though?
00:23:35 From Shadow Intel X.
00:23:36 Yeah, so I don't know what it means.
00:23:38 Definitely true.
00:23:38 Definitely real.
00:23:39 Yeah, it's.
00:23:41 But let's, so, so here it is.
00:23:44 Look at this guy.
00:23:45 Is that a bot?
00:23:45 Dr. Sam Youssef, PhD, PhD, DPT.
00:23:49 760,000 followers.
00:23:50 It might be real.
00:23:53 What does it say? 0.64
00:23:54 Argentina exposes Israel takeover plan and the government is in on it.
00:23:58 Argentinian presidential spokesman just blew the lid on the secret.
00:24:01 What does it say, though?
00:24:02 I don't know.
00:24:03 Click on show more.
00:24:06 Protected rural conservative land can now be sold to foreign private entities once a fire passes through it.
00:24:11 See, this is the problem.
00:24:13 What I was reading in this story was someone lit it.
00:24:17 It can be sold once a fire has passed through it.
00:24:20 It's got emojis in it.
00:24:21 They lit it on fire.
00:24:22 It's legit.
00:24:23 Well, once you have emojis, it knows you care. 0.58
00:24:25 I like that Argentina copied our White House.
00:24:28 Press conference room though.
00:24:29 Yeah, that's pretty cool.
00:24:30 That's cool.
00:24:31 We were there.
00:24:31 That's pretty.
00:24:32 Yeah, we were in there doing press conferences.
00:24:32 Yeah, we were.
00:24:34 Me and Shane and O'Connor.
00:24:35 Yeah, it was good.
00:24:36 Yeah, it was pretty nice.
00:24:37 You guys were at the White House press conference?
00:24:39 Yeah, we didn't know we were going to go.
00:24:41 So we were just, we were walking around DC.
00:24:43 And then one of Shane's CIA friends was like, oh, yeah, they're like, do you want to come in?
00:24:46 Yeah.
00:24:46 They were like, POTUS is in here.
00:24:46 We were like, yeah.
00:24:48 He's in Tennessee at a fucking UFC event. 0.99
00:24:51 Yeah, so they were like, oh, he's in Florida. 0.99
00:24:52 No snipers are here.
00:24:53 So we're like, oh, sick. 0.88
00:24:54 POTUS.
00:24:54 They were like, POTUS is in Florida at UFC.
00:24:57 So that was the Miami UFC?
00:24:58 Oh, my God.
00:25:00 That's my president, y'all.
00:25:02 He's not working.
00:25:03 He's at UFC.
00:25:04 How wild was the UFC at the White House?
00:25:06 I was there.
00:25:06 That was wild.
00:25:07 That was insane, right?
00:25:08 That was like fun.
00:25:09 I'm so glad I talked to you into doing that.
00:25:11 Yeah, me too.
00:25:12 You were wrestling.
00:25:12 You had to go.
00:25:13 I'm like, this is only going to happen one time in real history. 0.97
00:25:15 I was like, I shouldn't fucking go. 0.95
00:25:18 You were wrestling with it. 0.98
00:25:19 There were motorcycles going over the floor.
00:25:21 That's what got me.
00:25:22 I was laying on my couch after I canceled.
00:25:24 I said yes and canceled like four times.
00:25:26 And then the last time I canceled was the day before. 0.95
00:25:29 And then I saw they were doing fucking dirt bikes on the front lawn, and I was like, I gotta see this. 0.96
00:25:34 Yeah. 0.98
00:25:35 I should see this.
00:25:36 We were at the cellar and he was like, What should I do?
00:25:38 I don't think I should.
00:25:39 I'm like, Yeah, don't go.
00:25:39 I don't want the heat.
00:25:40 And he goes, But I don't want to tell him, let me do what to do.
00:25:43 I'm like, No, no, don't go.
00:25:44 Yeah, no.
00:25:45 Everyone agreed with me.
00:25:46 No matter which side you were, you're like, Yeah, I see. 0.95
00:25:48 I was at the cellar and I was like, I don't feel like fucking dealing with it. 0.98
00:25:50 Also, War in Iran, this is a crazy time to be like, I support this. 0.96
00:25:57 Everyone had a great time but Nate. 0.99
00:25:59 Nate was.
00:26:00 Nate had a good time.
00:26:01 Well, not later.
00:26:03 Yeah, but he doesn't care.
00:26:04 He's not reading it.
00:26:05 That was a fake one, too.
00:26:06 It didn't affect his ticket sales at all. 1.00
00:26:09 All these people saying that they canceled, fuck off. 1.00
00:26:11 He sells out two fucking stadiums a night. 1.00
00:26:14 That was a fake one. 1.00
00:26:14 It was the same newspaper writing 10 articles. 1.00
00:26:17 Well, it's just they'll go after anybody who's even remotely connected to that White House.
00:26:17 Yeah.
00:26:22 Also, it's just fights.
00:26:24 It's just sports.
00:26:25 It's just fights. 0.98
00:26:25 It's not saying shit. 0.98
00:26:26 The fights were great. 0.97
00:26:27 I was so happy to see that Gage fight.
00:26:29 It was one of the coolest fights.
00:26:29 Gage is the best.
00:26:31 The perfect ending.
00:26:32 And he beat a guy who most people thought was the best pound for pound fighter in the world.
00:26:35 Really? 0.92
00:26:36 Yeah, Tapori is a monster.
00:26:37 Two division world champion.
00:26:39 Deport is one of the most skillful guys that's ever fought in MMA. 0.98
00:26:42 He's fucking good, man. 0.98
00:26:44 Oh, yeah. 0.99
00:26:45 But Gaetje pulled it off, pulled it off in front of the whole world, and then did a backflip off the fucking top of the cage with the White House behind him. 0.99
00:26:53 And landed in the middle of the cage. 0.99
00:26:53 Nice. 0.99
00:26:55 Yeah, I saw the dirt bikes.
00:26:56 I saw the practice flyovers. 0.99
00:26:58 I was like, I got to see these fucking flyovers. 0.99
00:26:59 Yeah, I just was. 0.99
00:27:00 It was so sick.
00:27:01 When we were talking, I'm like, this is never going to happen again in human history.
00:27:05 Well, apparently Teddy Roosevelt had fights on the lawn.
00:27:07 Really?
00:27:08 Back in the day, yeah.
00:27:09 No, he fought with his wife. 1.00
00:27:10 Well, unless you got a time machine, bitch, you're never going to see it again. 0.99
00:27:13 It's funny seeing people that weigh in. 0.99
00:27:14 They're like, it's cage fighting.
00:27:16 And it's like, it's human cockfighting.
00:27:17 I'm like, bro, it's a new sport.
00:27:20 Yeah.
00:27:20 You're like, these left lean people are just discovering.
00:27:23 Joe Biden did some wild things in the White House launches.
00:27:25 What do you do?
00:27:25 They have Easter egg hunts.
00:27:26 They had fun. 1.00
00:27:27 Well, you remember they had the trannies with their titties out? 1.00
00:27:29 Something like that. 1.00
00:27:30 It's also fun. 0.99
00:27:32 They had a bunch of translators with their tits out. 0.99
00:27:35 Really? 1.00
00:27:35 Yeah, what's really funny, they took pictures for Instagram with their tits out in front of the White House. 1.00
00:27:40 And then people are saying that the cage fight is desecrating the lawn. 0.99
00:27:44 Like, come on, guys.
00:27:45 Dude, if you have a lawn that day. 0.95
00:27:46 Both things are ridiculous.
00:27:48 But at least one thing is cool to look at. 0.84
00:27:48 You should have both. 0.84
00:27:51 One thing is fun.
00:27:52 And the other one was the UFC.
00:27:53 It was both of you playing.
00:27:54 I was trying.
00:27:55 It was sad.
00:27:57 I was trying.
00:27:58 He sat up the dunk.
00:27:59 Those all seemed like a fun time.
00:28:01 Yeah, the fights were fun with that launch.
00:28:02 Fighter jets ruled.
00:28:03 The fights ruled.
00:28:04 The fighter jets were so close to each other.
00:28:07 That's what freaked me out.
00:28:08 I was like, if one of these.
00:28:09 Did you hear about the terrorist attack?
00:28:12 That was crazy.
00:28:12 Oh, yeah.
00:28:12 Yeah.
00:28:13 I did Bennington's podcast the next day, and he told me about it.
00:28:16 And I was like, oh.
00:28:16 Oh, yeah.
00:28:18 Yeah, it was elaborate. 0.99
00:28:19 It sucked. 0.96
00:28:19 They had a guy pushing people towards one way, and then another people would. 0.96
00:28:27 I don't think that crowd would have gone the direction whoever would want them to.
00:28:32 That crowd would have been sprinting directly at whoever was shooting. 0.64
00:28:36 That strange, crazy group of people. 0.99
00:28:37 They would have stomped that dude to death. 0.64
00:28:39 My section that I was sitting in was like 10 Medal of Honor winners.
00:28:44 Oh, God.
00:28:45 They were like, please let there be a sniper, dude.
00:28:45 I'm waiting for this.
00:28:49 UFC fighters and soldiers.
00:28:50 Would you see there were snipers all over the roof?
00:28:52 Did you notice that?
00:28:53 Yeah, there were snipers all over the rooftop.
00:28:53 Yeah.
00:28:55 There were guys everywhere.
00:28:57 It was so heavily protected.
00:28:58 It was crazy.
00:28:59 Because I was like, I don't want to do this.
00:29:01 I was really like, I don't want to be a part of this.
00:29:03 This is going to be too much of a zoo.
00:29:04 Too crazy.
00:29:05 I don't like it for the fighters.
00:29:06 You have to fight outside.
00:29:07 What if it rains?
00:29:08 What if it's too hot?
00:29:09 What if it's this?
00:29:10 What if it's that?
00:29:11 Yeah, fight outside. 0.97
00:29:12 So part of me was like, but then I was like, shut up.
00:29:15 You sent me that video when you were like practicing.
00:29:18 Like when you guys were doing like a walk the day before.
00:29:18 Yeah.
00:29:20 You sent me. 1.00
00:29:21 He was like, come on, bitch, don't be a pussy. 1.00
00:29:23 And I was like, Fuck, he's right on being a fucking pussy. 1.00
00:29:26 It's just, it's never going to happen again. 1.00
00:29:26 Fuck. 1.00
00:29:28 It was so insane. 1.00
00:29:29 Me and DC and John Annick were just looking at each other going, What the fuck is that? 1.00
00:29:33 What a backdrop. 1.00
00:29:34 This is insane.
00:29:35 We're on the lawn of the White House.
00:29:37 But TMZ tried to get you. 0.99
00:29:39 I was fucking 20 views deep. 0.98
00:29:39 They got it. 0.98
00:29:41 What'd you think about saying Michelle Obama's man? 0.99
00:29:44 I was like, I didn't fucking like it. 0.96
00:29:46 And then I was like, But he was funny. 0.95
00:29:48 All right.
00:29:49 The funny thing is, Joe Rogan didn't say anything when he said that. 0.98
00:29:54 I'm like, The guy just beat the fuck out of Derek. 0.71
00:29:55 Lewis, what am I gonna do? 0.97
00:30:00 Hey, don't do that.
00:30:01 And he throws me.
00:30:02 The problem with it was on paper, hilarious.
00:30:05 Hilarious to win a fight on the White House lawn and then call a former first lady a man.
00:30:11 If you wrote that down, I'd be like, that's funny.
00:30:12 But the thing is, he says Michelle Obama's a man every time I interview him.
00:30:16 Really?
00:30:17 He said it the last time I interviewed him, too.
00:30:17 Yes.
00:30:19 When I'm sitting there, when I'm sitting in that crowd going, this is probably a bad look, this is a weird group of people, and then the guy wins and goes, Michelle Obama's a man. 0.99
00:30:28 I was in the crowd just like, You fucking ruined it. 0.99
00:30:31 You ruined it. 0.99
00:30:31 You're doing exactly what they said we did. 0.99
00:30:34 Nah, he did a smart thing.
00:30:35 I mean, it's very rude.
00:30:37 It's a smart thing.
00:30:38 It's very rude, but it's a smart thing because we're all still talking about it.
00:30:42 Otherwise, it's just another fight of the night. 0.86
00:30:43 We're talking about the Holocaust, too.
00:30:46 Diego Lopez was a man.
00:30:47 Diego Lopez knocked out Steve Garcia.
00:30:50 No one's talking about Diego Lopez and Steve Garcia in the regular news.
00:30:54 They're talking about this guy all day long. 0.99
00:30:56 The next time he shows up at a UFC event, the crowd is going to go fucking bananas. 0.97
00:31:01 And if he wins, He's a superstar and he probably doubled his income by saying Michelle Obama's a man. 0.98
00:31:08 Yeah, but. 0.98
00:31:09 That's what this WNBA guy is. 1.00
00:31:10 He's a fucking pro wrestling heel. 1.00
00:31:12 Of course. 1.00
00:31:13 I know, it just validates everything that he is.
00:31:15 I literally.
00:31:16 As soon as he said that, I was like, yeah.
00:31:19 All right, Michelle Obama's a man.
00:31:20 They need to come on board. 1.00
00:31:22 They still can't define a woman. 1.00
00:31:23 They all need to come on board. 1.00
00:31:25 Everyone's ridiculous. 0.96
00:31:26 The last time I went to one of these fights was so much lamer with Rogan. 0.98
00:31:29 We went to a fight on the lawn of.
00:31:31 Do you remember this? 0.99
00:31:32 Fucking oh, the Playboy Mansion, it was so bad. 0.99
00:31:32 Which one? 0.99
00:31:35 People didn't know what they were doing.
00:31:37 Wait, what? 1.00
00:31:37 That was this old fucking mansion. 1.00
00:31:39 I think that was wilding out. 1.00
00:31:41 Was it Strike Force?
00:31:42 It was below that.
00:31:43 I think it was even worse.
00:31:44 I don't remember the company.
00:31:46 Was it the Playboy Mansion for a fight?
00:31:47 Yeah, yeah, wow.
00:31:48 I'm pretty sure it was Strike Force. 1.00
00:31:50 This old magazine mogul limps out in front of us, like five fights in, and sits down with these hookers. 0.88
00:31:56 You know what's weird is. 1.00
00:31:58 No.
00:31:59 No, no.
00:31:59 I guess he wouldn't be left there.
00:32:00 Playboy.
00:32:01 What's weird is how dated the place was.
00:32:05 It was Strike Force.
00:32:05 What was it?
00:32:07 It was Strike Force.
00:32:08 What was weird was how dated the mansion is.
00:32:10 It's like there's an old button phone on the grotto.
00:32:14 Yeah. 0.99
00:32:15 It was old as shit. 1.00
00:32:16 Not just old. 1.00
00:32:17 It's like everything's just sad.
00:32:19 John Lovelace is still there.
00:32:20 Everything's still there.
00:32:21 Cosby was just all day.
00:32:23 Everything is like, you know, obviously it's all gone now.
00:32:26 Did somebody buy it?
00:32:28 Imagine if we bought the mansion and started doing podcasts out of the mansion.
00:32:31 Wait, are we there?
00:32:32 Look at that picture.
00:32:32 Go back up.
00:32:33 I think we're right near him, behind him.
00:32:35 Perhaps.
00:32:36 There you are, right on the right.
00:32:40 What a weird.
00:32:41 Imagine he died at the right time.
00:32:44 Better than.
00:32:44 That guy died at the right time.
00:32:45 Half?
00:32:46 Because if he was alive today, oh my God, they'd come for him.
00:32:49 Imagine what the Me Too would have been like for half.
00:32:51 That's a documentary about him.
00:32:52 It's pretty rough.
00:32:53 Yeah.
00:32:54 I heard a good bit about it.
00:32:55 Is the mansion for sale?
00:32:57 Find out if the Playboy mansion is for sale.
00:32:59 I think his son took, well, at least the business.
00:33:00 His son took over the business.
00:33:02 But they still have the mansion?
00:33:04 Is the magazine even going?
00:33:06 Why would? 0.99
00:33:07 It's like if you go to some movie star's fucking house, and they were a movie star in like the 80s. 0.99
00:33:11 You go to their house, and they're in Malibu, and you show up, and their hair's all fucked up, and they're kind of drunk. 0.99
00:33:16 Okay, come on inside. 0.79
00:33:16 Right. 0.79
00:33:17 What's wrong with that? 1.00
00:33:18 Linoleum floor with like holes in it and shit. 0.99
00:33:21 You're like, what's wrong with that? 0.99
00:33:22 I bet Seagal's house is hilarious. 0.99
00:33:23 Me and Dormer were like, we went to fucking Elvis's house. 0.99
00:33:26 Oh, that was hilarious. 0.99
00:33:27 It was cutting edge.
00:33:27 It was like, Four TVs.
00:33:28 You can watch every channel.
00:33:29 100 million.
00:33:31 I think we're out. 1.00
00:33:31 Fuck you. 1.00
00:33:32 That's a little high. 1.00
00:33:34 Original listing price was 200 million. 1.00
00:33:37 Do you get the whores? 1.00
00:33:37 God. 1.00
00:33:40 It's a lot of lamb.
00:33:41 The guy who makes cupcakes bought it?
00:33:44 Hostess?
00:33:45 Hostess guy? 0.93
00:33:46 I bet he's just running around licking the floor.
00:33:49 Yeah.
00:33:54 Oh, God. 1.00
00:33:56 Get all that cream and snail trail off the floor.
00:34:01 This is the God.
00:34:04 But that area where he's at, that amount of land might be worth $100 million.
00:34:10 Sure.
00:34:10 Because that's like Brentwood, right?
00:34:12 And it's a big truck.
00:34:13 Can you take us in shuttles up there? 0.98
00:34:15 Yeah, you remember when he had a big aviary and there was all these birds in there and shit? 0.94
00:34:20 Do you remember that? 0.93
00:34:21 I don't remember that one.
00:34:22 We were walking around.
00:34:24 We were pretty hot.
00:34:24 Hi.
00:34:25 We were hot as fuck. 0.99
00:34:26 We took some edibles. 1.00
00:34:27 Only you were in the Playboy Mansion.
00:34:29 You were like, let's see these cranes.
00:34:31 They had cool birds, man.
00:34:32 There were cool birds.
00:34:33 Five acres.
00:34:34 Five acres.
00:34:34 Five acres.
00:34:35 In that area is worth a lot of money.
00:34:39 12 bedrooms, 21 bathrooms.
00:34:41 Was there a party in the mansion after the fights?
00:34:43 I don't remember.
00:34:44 We weren't.
00:34:44 We got out of here.
00:34:46 We were nobodies back then.
00:34:47 We got a shuttle. 1.00
00:34:49 No, we didn't see any tits. 0.99
00:34:50 No, we just saw the fights. 1.00
00:34:51 We just went to watch the fights.
00:34:53 It was like eating edibles and watched the fights.
00:34:55 Joe Rogan was like, he was once on a show news radio.
00:34:58 Yeah.
00:35:00 I don't think that was the Fear Factor days.
00:35:03 No, maybe early.
00:35:04 I think it was like year one or two of Fear Factor.
00:35:06 It was early on, man.
00:35:07 It was early.
00:35:07 Because this was before Ultimate Fighter.
00:35:10 Also, by the way, my bad on that.
00:35:12 What? 1.00
00:35:13 She'd be like, Did you stay and look at tits? 1.00
00:35:14 You're like, No, we left right away. 1.00
00:35:15 Yeah, my bad, fellas.
00:35:17 No, we didn't. 1.00
00:35:18 Bitch ass girlfriend question? 1.00
00:35:20 No, we actually got out of there. 1.00
00:35:21 There was no tits to see.
00:35:23 It was really like they rented the place out.
00:35:25 They never stayed for the end of the parties.
00:35:27 I know.
00:35:29 I agree. 0.99
00:35:30 It's like they rented the place out as a location where you could fucking have your conference there. 0.97
00:35:36 That's what it felt like. 0.94
00:35:37 They sold it off, the name, little by little.
00:35:39 It was very professional.
00:35:42 All good.
00:35:43 Above board.
00:35:45 We can move on.
00:35:46 No grotto, nothing.
00:35:47 I mean, I'd have to look around.
00:35:49 I don't know if there was one.
00:35:50 Those are the days where we used to have to go to Inglewood to get our weed.
00:35:53 We used to have to go to get it medical because it wasn't legal unless you had a medical license.
00:36:00 So you'd have to go to Inglewood.
00:36:01 And the place that I went to, I had to stop going there because the guy got shot.
00:36:05 He got robbed.
00:36:06 Because they only could get cash.
00:36:08 They could deposit your money because they were like, that's drug money.
00:36:11 They shot the doctor?
00:36:13 They shot a dude working there.
00:36:14 A dude I knew.
00:36:15 I was like, all right, that's it.
00:36:16 When it was for sale, he was still alive and you had to allow him to stay.
00:36:21 Oh, really?
00:36:21 That's hilarious.
00:36:24 You have to live with an old man? 1.00
00:36:25 However, the sale comes with one catch. 0.70
00:36:27 Anyone who wants to live like Hugh Hefner will have to live with him.
00:36:31 Whoa.
00:36:33 That's crazy.
00:36:34 Absolutely.
00:36:34 The sale is predicated the new owner allowing the 89 year old Playboy publisher and we assume his various playmates to stay in the house.
00:36:41 So you could buy the house, but he gets to stay in it.
00:36:45 What a buddy cop show that would be.
00:36:47 Hanging out.
00:36:48 What a weird place you are.
00:36:51 What a weird place you are in your life.
00:36:53 Where you're like, I don't have much time left.
00:36:55 I'm going to die in this house, but I don't have any money.
00:36:58 That's not sad.
00:36:58 Oh.
00:36:59 I have this big ass house, but if I sell the house, then I got to move. 0.97
00:37:02 Maybe I can try to sell the house and stay in it, and they know I'm going to die in it. 0.98
00:37:07 And then they take it.
00:37:08 It's a tough deal.
00:37:09 You got to watch a guy die, the horniest guy of all time, die while you have a 21 bedroom house. 1.00
00:37:15 You just send dirty horse to go fuck him to death. 1.00
00:37:18 Did he have the pump? 1.00
00:37:20 I know Larry Flint had the dick pump. 0.99
00:37:22 Larry Flint got shot. 0.99
00:37:24 He got paralyzed.
00:37:24 He got shot.
00:37:25 Yeah.
00:37:26 Oh, I didn't know that.
00:37:27 Yeah, he got shot. 1.00
00:37:28 Damn. 1.00
00:37:28 Yeah, that's why he's in the wheelchair. 1.00
00:37:30 Come shot. 0.99
00:37:31 Hey. 0.98
00:37:32 Nice.
00:37:33 Is he still alive?
00:37:35 I think he's still alive.
00:37:37 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:37 He's got to be dead. 1.00
00:37:38 He's got to be dead. 1.00
00:37:39 Got to be an awesome guest. 0.97
00:37:41 Oh, yeah.
00:37:43 He passed away in 2021. 1.00
00:37:45 Shit. 1.00
00:37:45 He's still rolling. 1.00
00:37:46 Cornelia.
00:37:48 We're having a pun time.
00:37:51 That was okay.
00:37:53 Yeah, we missed the boat on that guy, too. 1.00
00:37:54 Fuck. 1.00
00:37:55 Yeah, that would have been a good one. 1.00
00:37:56 That would have been a good one.
00:37:57 It was a good movie, too.
00:37:58 It was.
00:37:58 Yeah, it was.
00:37:59 Courtney Love is a good guy.
00:38:00 Yeah.
00:38:00 Very good.
00:38:01 Norm was in that.
00:38:02 Really?
00:38:02 Yeah.
00:38:04 Look at that fat hunk of beast. 0.99
00:38:07 What do you, how do you get shot? 1.00
00:38:08 With a gun. 0.56
00:38:09 Yeah.
00:38:10 I remember this.
00:38:11 He was like a big proponent of like free speech.
00:38:13 He has a big free speech gun.
00:38:15 What was the, I don't remember what the assassination attempt was about.
00:38:15 Yeah.
00:38:20 See if you can find it.
00:38:21 Crazy about that magazine.
00:38:22 They had racist jokes galore. 0.93
00:38:24 Oh, so racist.
00:38:26 It was crazy.
00:38:27 It was a highlight.
00:38:28 Well, they weren't just racist. 0.65
00:38:29 They were like, The sex, it was like very harsh. 0.94
00:38:32 Yeah, it was like, yeah, way worse than Playboy.
00:38:35 Oh, yeah, way better than Playboy.
00:38:37 Aggressively bad.
00:38:40 So, what was the shooting about?
00:38:43 Yeah.
00:38:45 Go to, get off of images and go to all.
00:38:48 Sometimes you can just find it that way. 0.92
00:38:50 White supremacist. 1.00
00:38:52 Oh, white supremacist murderer who shot Larry Flint is executed. 1.00
00:38:55 They killed him in 2013. 0.98
00:38:57 What?
00:38:58 Why would he shoot him?
00:38:59 The racist jokes were all.
00:39:00 He's got a lot of problems. 1.00
00:39:01 He's a white supremacist. 1.00
00:39:02 He's racist. 1.00
00:39:03 Have you put black chicks in the movie? 1.00
00:39:05 In the magazine. 1.00
00:39:05 Oh, that'll do it. 1.00
00:39:07 That'll do it.
00:39:08 So, what was.
00:39:09 So, uh, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b This nicotine is a bad idea.
00:39:37 Terrible, right?
00:39:38 I'm like uncomfortable.
00:39:40 That's me last night at 2 in the morning. 0.99
00:39:42 This sucks. 0.93
00:39:42 I can't relax. 0.93
00:39:44 It's so strong.
00:39:45 You're going to run it out.
00:39:46 Maybe the booze will help, but I'm flying and I can't.
00:39:49 I got like beautiful mind numbers over my head here. 0.99
00:39:52 Hey, dude, you got rid of your shitty watch. 0.99
00:39:54 Hey, I got the Omega. 0.99
00:39:54 What happened? 0.99
00:39:56 No.
00:39:56 Look at that, fatty.
00:39:57 It was free. 1.00
00:39:59 Thank God you got rid of that dumbass fucking. 1.00
00:40:02 It finally broke. 1.00
00:40:02 It died. 1.00
00:40:03 Oh, really? 0.99
00:40:04 I was going to kill it when you weren't looking. 0.71
00:40:05 You didn't throw it out, did you? 0.99
00:40:06 No, I got it.
00:40:07 I know you kept it.
00:40:08 It's in a coffin at home.
00:40:10 I know you kept it.
00:40:11 I love that watch.
00:40:11 I kept it.
00:40:12 It's a little Timex 10.
00:40:13 I think it did not even.
00:40:15 I would have been actually sad if you threw it out.
00:40:16 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:17 You got to put it on the camera.
00:40:18 Where'd you get that watch?
00:40:19 I did a.
00:40:20 I did some show in Cleveland.
00:40:22 There's a guy named Teddy, and he has a watch show.
00:40:24 And if you do the show, you get a watch. 0.99
00:40:26 That's better than the fucking Baltasar. 0.99
00:40:28 Yeah, huh? 1.00
00:40:28 Teddy Baltasar? 1.00
00:40:29 Yeah, maybe.
00:40:30 Yeah, the guy on YouTube?
00:40:31 Yeah, Bert did it.
00:40:33 Tom did it.
00:40:34 Yeah, he's really good.
00:40:36 He's good.
00:40:37 Any watch you want.
00:40:38 So I went with Omega.
00:40:39 That's cool.
00:40:40 Nice.
00:40:41 Beautiful watch.
00:40:41 Can I get this wet or no?
00:40:43 All right.
00:40:43 Oh, yeah, 100%.
00:40:44 No doubt about it.
00:40:44 Yeah, definitely.
00:40:46 Okay.
00:40:46 Which model is that?
00:40:47 Is that a Chronograph?
00:40:48 Speedmaster.
00:40:50 I just got this one for my birthday.
00:40:50 That's what I have.
00:40:52 Hey, look at that.
00:40:53 Can you give me a beer? 0.89
00:40:54 My wife got me this one.
00:40:55 I love RSP already.
00:40:55 RSP already.
00:40:57 Joe, Joe, Joe.
00:40:57 It's a great.
00:40:59 That's quick.
00:41:00 Yeah, Omegas are my favorite.
00:41:02 That's a fun watch.
00:41:03 It's the best thing I own, this watch.
00:41:05 Omegas and I like Seikos.
00:41:07 I really like Grass, Seikos, and Seikos. 0.99
00:41:09 Japanese, right? 0.97
00:41:10 They never fuck up. 1.00
00:41:12 They last forever. 1.00
00:41:13 You can fucking run them through the mud. 0.99
00:41:15 They got the quartz. 1.00
00:41:16 They never mess up.
00:41:17 No, no, they're all automatic. 0.96
00:41:20 American serial killer and white supremacist who murdered 16 people between 78 and 1980.
00:41:26 Either admitted to or was convicted of shooting 22 people across 10 U.S. states. 0.89
00:41:30 Whoa.
00:41:31 Which he drifted between while likely supporting himself with money from bank robberies.
00:41:36 Whoa.
00:41:37 That's got to be a movie by that guy.
00:41:39 Whoa. 1.00
00:41:39 What a wild motherfucker. 1.00
00:41:41 He's shooting interracial couples. 1.00
00:41:43 Imagine being trapped in a motel with that guy. 1.00
00:41:47 Yikes.
00:41:48 Hey, what's up, man?
00:41:49 I'll tell you what's up.
00:41:50 Just you and him in a room. 1.00
00:41:51 Shit. 1.00
00:41:51 You're waiting on somebody to come pick you up. 1.00
00:41:54 So, how do you know, Charles?
00:41:56 I don't.
00:41:58 I don't.
00:41:58 Help.
00:41:59 Help.
00:42:00 Yeah, the nudie magazine industry is all over.
00:42:03 Yeah, it's over.
00:42:04 We got OnlyFans, free porn.
00:42:05 Well, you know what? 0.97
00:42:06 When you hear something funny, when I was a kid, they weren't allowed to show erections.
00:42:10 That's a good rule.
00:42:11 I like that. 1.00
00:42:12 That's for the fellas.
00:42:13 Yeah. 1.00
00:42:14 That's for the fellas. 1.00
00:42:15 I don't know what they thought because you could see full pussy. 1.00
00:42:18 Like a girl could spread her pussy lips. 1.00
00:42:20 Like that was the thing about Hustler versus Penthouse. 1.00
00:42:23 Penthouse, or Playboy rather.
00:42:25 Playboy was classy. 0.94
00:42:26 Playboys, the ladies, you'd see the bush, but that's it. 0.93
00:42:26 Yeah. 0.93
00:42:31 You didn't look deep into the mouth of the dragon.
00:42:33 Yeah. 1.00
00:42:33 But in Hustler, they were spreading that motherfucker open. 1.00
00:42:37 And they would spray it down with water, get it all glistening. 1.00
00:42:40 And you'd see the bottom of her dirty toes. 1.00
00:42:42 Like, that was Hustler. 1.00
00:42:44 Looks like a predator mouth.
00:42:45 Yeah.
00:42:46 They open wide. 0.99
00:42:47 But you couldn't see cock. 0.99
00:42:49 And if you did see cock, it had to be limp. 1.00
00:42:51 Really? 1.00
00:42:52 Yeah, yeah.
00:42:52 So, when I was a kid, we used to find magazines in the woods.
00:42:55 And the first magazine that we ever found was Guys and Girls. 0.97
00:42:58 I remember it was a guy who was supposedly a male prostitute that had sex with a really hot, rich lady. 0.89
00:43:05 And so he shows up at her house, like there's all these different photos. 0.94
00:43:08 He shows up at her house.
00:43:09 Next thing you know, she's on the bathroom sink and he's eating her box and the whole thing. 1.00
00:43:13 And then when there are sex scenes, his dick looks like a drowning victim they pulled out of a lake. 1.00
00:43:21 His dick is just like, and I'm like, this guy's right there. 1.00
00:43:24 He's right there. 1.00
00:43:26 Why aren't you horrid? 0.87
00:43:27 This is crazy. 0.99
00:43:28 It was almost like to keep people from getting too crazy about porn.
00:43:32 Because you have to think like, incremental steps.
00:43:34 Porn wasn't available unless you went to a place, you used to have to go to a movie theater.
00:43:40 And sit down and pay money. 1.00
00:43:41 Sit down with a fucking raincoat on with a bunch of other freaks. 1.00
00:43:44 Sit next to Pee Wee Herman. 1.00
00:43:46 You're all getting arrested. 0.77
00:43:47 And Fred Williams.
00:43:48 So then, when I was in high school, he got popped in there.
00:43:51 VHS tapes came along. 0.80
00:43:53 But at the same time, where VHS tapes were, you're watching actual porn, the magazines still weren't allowed to show erections. 0.97
00:43:59 Well, erection is aggressive. 0.98
00:44:01 It's scary. 0.98
00:44:02 It's coming out of the screen. 1.00
00:44:04 But a pussy is nice. 1.00
00:44:06 It's welcoming. 1.00
00:44:07 It doesn't change shape.
00:44:07 It's inward.
00:44:08 I don't know why they couldn't, I don't know what rationale to keep people from seeing erections.
00:44:14 It's kind of crazy.
00:44:15 Limp biscuits. 0.99
00:44:16 But you can get in trouble if a guy had an erection and you put it in a magazine. 0.99
00:44:19 It's crazy. 0.93
00:44:20 This is in the 80s.
00:44:20 Really?
00:44:21 Yeah.
00:44:22 They're like, we got to do something.
00:44:23 Here's some rule. 1.00
00:44:25 But it just shows you how retarded our society was just a few decades ago. 1.00
00:44:28 That's what's really weird. 1.00
00:44:29 You ever listen to Lenny Bass?
00:44:30 That's not how long ago.
00:44:31 What did he get arrested for?
00:44:32 Oh, yeah.
00:44:32 It's so tame.
00:44:33 So tame.
00:44:34 Yeah.
00:44:34 Really?
00:44:35 He's like, I'll show you a bunch of knuckleheads up there. 1.00
00:44:38 Fuck him up. 1.00
00:44:39 Get him off. 1.00
00:44:39 Get him off the fucking seat. 1.00
00:44:41 Cops waiting just for him to say anything. 1.00
00:44:43 Well, they had obscenity laws regarding words. 1.00
00:44:46 Like, if you said fuck, you can go to jail. 1.00
00:44:48 Wow. 1.00
00:44:48 Yeah, okay, so that's in the 60s. 1.00
00:44:51 So Nate would never get arrested.
00:44:52 I'm in the 80s, and you couldn't show boners.
00:44:54 You know, that was what I'm talking about in high school.
00:44:56 You couldn't show boners in magazines.
00:44:58 Good.
00:45:00 That's what I'm talking about.
00:45:00 Yeah.
00:45:02 Bring it back. 0.56
00:45:03 Why do you want boners so bad, dude? 0.99
00:45:05 That's Sharia law. 0.99
00:45:06 That's what you want. 1.00
00:45:07 Get rid of the boners.
00:45:08 Also, the magazines are coming back, dude.
00:45:10 For real? 0.98
00:45:10 Every one of these conservative states you can't fucking jack off on the internet. 0.98
00:45:13 I know, right? 0.98
00:45:14 Even VPNs won't work sometimes.
00:45:16 What are you talking about?
00:45:17 It's the new Mason Dixon line.
00:45:18 You go right up north.
00:45:19 Same thing in London.
00:45:19 You're back.
00:45:21 I've heard.
00:45:21 I've never tried to get on one of them.
00:45:24 If you've got the right kind, you're fine.
00:45:25 VPNs work great.
00:45:26 I know.
00:45:27 It's this weird north south divide. 0.99
00:45:29 It's dumb. 1.00
00:45:30 It's stupid. 1.00
00:45:31 Well, it's also they've done the THC thing. 1.00
00:45:33 Here's what Texas doesn't understand you will fuck this place up and you will turn the whole thing blue. 0.99
00:45:39 Kids will turn on you. 0.99
00:45:41 If you tell them they can't smoke weed, they know weed's not killing anybody.
00:45:44 Which one's blue?
00:45:45 This place.
00:45:46 No.
00:45:47 Oh, what's blue?
00:45:48 Democrat.
00:45:49 Oh. 1.00
00:45:50 Shut up. 1.00
00:45:50 Red is Republican. 1.00
00:45:51 Come on. 0.64
00:45:51 How do you not remember which one's the donkey? 0.64
00:45:53 He's pretending he lives in England now.
00:45:55 Which ones don't keep that?
00:45:57 He's like Alex Baldwin's wife.
00:45:58 He's like Alex Baldwin's wife.
00:46:00 How do you say cucumber? 1.00
00:46:01 Shut up. 1.00
00:46:03 This bitch pissed me off. 1.00
00:46:04 I've been gone, lad. 1.00
00:46:05 You haven't been gone.
00:46:06 You're going to be drinking tea soon, mate.
00:46:07 You may have been gone in it.
00:46:09 Alex Baldwin's wife was pretending she was Spanish. 0.82
00:46:11 That was you right there. 0.99
00:46:13 Oh, yeah.
00:46:13 You say a cucumber?
00:46:15 Yeah. 0.99
00:46:16 Like, lady, what? 1.00
00:46:18 And people she went to college were like, that bitch speaks English. 1.00
00:46:22 She's from Boston. 1.00
00:46:22 She must be so funny. 1.00
00:46:23 She's like your boy, Mamdani.
00:46:24 But she's super hot. 1.00
00:46:26 He hit the old fucking code switch. 1.00
00:46:28 Oh, he did. 1.00
00:46:28 Oh, he was. 1.00
00:46:29 What were you showing before?
00:46:30 He didn't open it.
00:46:31 It's just him code switching like crazy.
00:46:31 What was it?
00:46:34 An old one?
00:46:35 Yeah.
00:46:35 Yeah.
00:46:36 He's good at it.
00:46:36 He can go full Indian.
00:46:37 Of course, sociopath. 1.00
00:46:39 They had this guy running in Ecuador who was running for the indigenous party, and he was like, they showed him five years earlier.
00:46:44 He's wearing a business suit. 1.00
00:46:45 Now he's got like a ponytail and fucking all this shit. 1.00
00:46:47 What was his code switch? 1.00
00:46:49 Switching to Ugandan accent.
00:46:53 I'm Johnny's Ugandan?
00:46:54 All right, let's hear it.
00:46:55 Let's hear it.
00:46:57 You're going to love it.
00:46:58 As a music supervisor for Queen of Katwe.
00:47:02 And as we know, music is almost the last string that brings the picture together.
00:47:09 It tells the story, it's the tie in of the whole story.
00:47:13 How was that for you?
00:47:14 I mean, being anywhere involved with the music will be a daunting task.
00:47:18 But to be a supervisor at that, it must have been a mammoth task.
00:47:23 So I actually created a playlist.
00:47:28 For Mira, who also happens to be my mother.
00:47:31 You know, nepotism and hard work go a long way.
00:47:34 So, in February, I made a playlist, even before shooting, of a kind of a sound that the film could have.
00:47:41 What are we listening for?
00:47:42 You can find better ones, but you never hear him speak?
00:47:44 I never have heard him.
00:47:45 He doesn't sound anything like that. 1.00
00:47:47 He had the only fucking accent. 0.99
00:47:53 I was like, I don't know. 1.00
00:47:57 It's crazy.
00:47:59 100%.
00:48:05 I don't know.
00:48:08 I don't know.
00:48:10 I don't know.
00:48:12 I don't know.
00:48:13 Yeah.
00:48:14 As they're like, we'll have to do this. 1.00
00:48:18 You sound so fucking stupid. 1.00
00:48:19 I used to have a bit about it. 1.00
00:48:21 The Beatles, they don't sing like that.
00:48:23 Nobody sings like that.
00:48:24 Cindy Lompert talked about it.
00:48:25 Nobody talks like that.
00:48:26 People from Manchester or Liverpool, I don't know what you're saying.
00:48:30 Sometimes I'm interviewing Patty Pimblett.
00:48:32 I'm like, I don't know all these guys.
00:48:34 Scouts.
00:48:35 Kyle Legacy, it's like, walk his lips.
00:48:38 Bro, it's fascinating.
00:48:39 Those were the greatest submissions I've ever seen in my life.
00:48:42 It might be the greatest submission of all time.
00:48:44 And he did it to that guy, Benoit Sandini, who's a submission expert.
00:48:48 Catch him in that guillotine on the first shot, and he called it.
00:48:52 He said, He's going to shoot for a takedown. 0.99
00:48:54 I'm going to choke him unconscious. 0.99
00:48:55 When he comes out there, where's your head at? 0.99
00:48:58 Yeah.
00:48:59 Yeah.
00:48:59 That's not what he's on.
00:49:00 Bro, he's so wonderful.
00:49:01 He has so much fun.
00:49:03 The crazy thing with that dude is, on the walk to the cage, looks like he's having a party.
00:49:08 It's all dancing, a party.
00:49:10 The moment he gets in that cage, the flip, the switch gets flipped, and then he's just stone faced.
00:49:16 And he's no more playing around.
00:49:18 Very serious.
00:49:19 It's like he just enjoys himself.
00:49:21 Up into the moment where he has to lock in and then he locks in.
00:49:25 It's like sometimes I worry about a guy getting too relaxed and too confident.
00:49:29 With that dude, it's like he's got a perfect balance.
00:49:33 Party, the whole crowd is doing this. 1.00
00:49:36 Everybody's doing this, the whole fucking crowd. 0.99
00:49:38 But when he gets into the octagon, he dances a little bit for everybody and then he just locks in. 0.99
00:49:44 It's amazing to watch.
00:49:46 He flips the switch later when he gains 60 pounds too.
00:49:48 Oh, he gains so much weight.
00:49:49 I also respect the health.
00:49:50 I love it.
00:49:51 In the offseason, I love it.
00:49:52 He transitions.
00:49:54 Who was that?
00:49:54 Yeah.
00:49:55 James Harden.
00:49:57 Who was the British boxer?
00:49:59 Lennox Lewis.
00:49:59 That fought Mayweather and Pacquiao.
00:50:03 Ricky Hatton.
00:50:03 Ricky Hatton.
00:50:04 Hatton would fucking blow up, too. 0.99
00:50:05 He would get big. 0.99
00:50:07 Look at these guys.
00:50:07 All wearing wigs?
00:50:08 Looks like Hanson's great.
00:50:10 Yeah, they all wear Patty the Batty wigs.
00:50:12 How many blonde wigs has this guy sold? 1.00
00:50:16 I'll tell you, man, if this dude gets a hold of your neck, everybody's fucked. 1.00
00:50:21 Everybody's fucked if he gets a hold of you. 1.00
00:50:25 Let me just show them coming out dancing. 1.00
00:50:29 As soon as people see him, they go crazy.
00:50:31 The whole battle roll is so sick. 0.99
00:50:36 As soon as the audience sees him, they go fucking bananas. 0.99
00:50:39 Everybody starts throwing their arms in the air. 0.99
00:50:41 Wow.
00:50:42 I turned around and looked behind me when I was calling the fight. 0.99
00:50:45 I was like, fucking, everybody had their arms going. 0.99
00:50:47 It was amazing. 1.00
00:50:48 It was amazing.
00:50:49 He's probably the most fun right now in these games.
00:50:51 100%.
00:50:52 He's the new Connor.
00:50:53 He's the most fun.
00:50:54 He's like a sweet guy.
00:50:54 Yeah, but it's different.
00:50:55 Yeah, he's fun.
00:50:56 He's like a friend.
00:50:59 Connor is.
00:51:00 Yeah. 0.99
00:51:01 Him and Taporia fucking hate each other. 0.98
00:51:04 So that's a really interesting fight. 0.99
00:51:07 But let me tell you something, man.
00:51:08 He's big.
00:51:10 Like, deceptively big.
00:51:12 Like, he's deceptively big.
00:51:13 When you're standing next to him, you're like, he's a big guy.
00:51:15 Taporia is not nearly as big as Patty.
00:51:18 Patty's huge.
00:51:19 He's a big guy. 0.99
00:51:20 And he gets fat in between, but I mean, when you look, he's fucking big. 0.99
00:51:25 How tall is he? 0.99
00:51:26 At least 5'11.
00:51:27 He's thick.
00:51:29 That's the thing about his.
00:51:30 Back. 0.98
00:51:30 Like when he got a hold of Benoit Saint Denis, he catches him in that darst choke, and then you see the back muscles on that motherfucker, and then he wraps his legs over the top and he's rolling through the whole thing. 0.98
00:51:40 Like he's got a squeeze, man. 0.99
00:51:42 He's big.
00:51:44 This move was so slick.
00:51:44 Look at this.
00:51:46 You have to understand, like, this had never been done in the UFC before.
00:51:50 Out of all the submissions, it's a darst choke with legs over the top.
00:51:55 Like, it's almost like you're in full guard.
00:51:58 And he's using the right foot.
00:51:59 You see what he's doing with his right foot?
00:52:00 He's flexing forward.
00:52:02 He's holding his arm in place.
00:52:04 And then his left foot is pressing down on the back.
00:52:07 And then he's got the full darst grip, like a rear naked choke style grip on the choke with the arm tucked in.
00:52:13 So he's got his legs involved.
00:52:15 He's got his back involved, his arms, everything.
00:52:17 It's insane how much.
00:52:19 He can't get his left arm out of there because the left arm.
00:52:20 He ain't going nowhere.
00:52:22 He's out. 1.00
00:52:23 He's fucked. 1.00
00:52:24 He's complete. 1.00
00:52:24 And he tries to roll because Benoit Santini is like very legit. 1.00
00:52:28 So he tries to roll out of it.
00:52:29 And Patty just rolls with him and then winds up on top with just insane pressure, man. 1.00
00:52:35 And just put him to sleep.
00:52:36 But no one's ever done that submission.
00:52:38 So it's a combination of like a Peruvian necktie, a darce, and, you know, maybe a couple other things.
00:52:46 What's his right leg?
00:52:46 So, people are calling it the padlock now.
00:52:48 Hey, I like it.
00:52:50 Another kid just pulled it off recently in another MMA fight.
00:52:54 Pulled off the exact same move, the exact same leg, which is really fun.
00:52:57 It's like people see someone do something, they go, Oh, I didn't think about it that way.
00:53:01 Because generally, when you catch someone in a darst choke, what you do is you try to hook the leg, and it's basically like sinking the choke in deep, and you're hooking the leg.
00:53:11 But what he did was went around the top and got over his back, and then just rolled with him, and it's like, Oh my God, the pressure's insane.
00:53:21 It's hell.
00:53:26 It's just like when I watch some guys getting choked and I'm looking for way outs.
00:53:30 I look for, like, where's a way out?
00:53:32 Where's a way to defend?
00:53:33 I'm like, there ain't no way out of this.
00:53:34 This is death.
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00:54:14 What's he doing with his right leg to his left arm?
00:54:17 Well, his right leg is hooking the bicep.
00:54:19 He's hooking it right where the bicep meets the crook of the elbow.
00:54:22 So he can't.
00:54:22 So he's not going to be able to get.
00:54:24 That arm back.
00:54:25 So it's like locked in place, like here, so he can't defend.
00:54:28 What he wants to do is sneak it under and try to separate the lock.
00:54:32 So now this arm's out of the equation.
00:54:35 So you're only defending one leg and two arms that are wrapped around your neck with one hand.
00:54:42 With only one hand.
00:54:43 Because he's using his right foot to lock a hold of that elbow crook. 1.00
00:54:47 It's fucking sick. 0.99
00:54:48 Pulling it back? 1.00
00:54:49 As a guy who loves jujitsu, that's the sickest shit I've ever seen in my life. 0.99
00:54:52 They should teach that to cops. 1.00
00:54:55 Cops would be good to know that.
00:54:58 You wouldn't shoot people.
00:55:00 You could just lock them up.
00:55:01 You're going to put them in a padlock?
00:55:02 Yeah, get them in a padlock. 1.00
00:55:04 Just shoot them. 1.00
00:55:05 All right. 1.00
00:55:07 That's faster.
00:55:08 And we get the body cams. 0.56
00:55:09 Cops should definitely know jiu jitsu.
00:55:11 That's what he looks like when he's getting squished. 0.77
00:55:11 Look at that. 0.77
00:55:12 Holy shit. 1.00
00:55:13 Look at that. 1.00
00:55:13 How insane that is. 1.00
00:55:15 He's got one arm that really can't even engage.
00:55:17 See, his arm can't even grab a hold of where it's gripped.
00:55:21 He can't reach it.
00:55:22 And then his other hand is where he wraps a hold of it with his foot.
00:55:26 So he locks up with his right foot underneath the crook of the elbow on the left arm, and the other arm's useless.
00:55:33 So he's just going night and night. 0.59
00:55:35 Pad tie. 1.00
00:55:35 That's a good name. 1.00
00:55:36 Imagine ripping a fart right then.
00:55:38 Yeah, they call it either the pad lock or the pad tie.
00:55:41 That's what people are calling it.
00:55:42 I love them both.
00:55:43 Both good.
00:55:43 Both good.
00:55:44 He should name it.
00:55:45 Patty should name it.
00:55:46 That's what he put up.
00:55:46 He did.
00:55:47 Oh, he called it the pad tie? 0.99
00:55:48 That's great.
00:55:49 There he goes.
00:55:50 Okay.
00:55:50 Oh, beautiful.
00:55:51 So that's what it is now.
00:55:52 So it's the pad tie.
00:55:53 Remember the Juke Claw?
00:55:54 Oh, yeah.
00:55:55 Juke Claw.
00:55:55 Where you take the money?
00:55:57 Yeah.
00:55:58 Pickpocket?
00:55:59 What's the Juke Claw?
00:56:01 Eddie Bravo had a.
00:56:01 Eddie Bravo named it.
00:56:02 I forget how it goes.
00:56:04 How does it work?
00:56:04 I forget that move.
00:56:05 Do you remember?
00:56:06 No, but I was there and he was like, what's the.
00:56:08 Oh, let's call it the.
00:56:09 Oh, all right.
00:56:10 Juke Claw.
00:56:11 I was like, I'll allow it. 0.97
00:56:13 He's always got ridiculous names. 0.91
00:56:16 He was like, no, we'll change it. 0.95
00:56:16 G.I.U. 0.95
00:56:17 We're a superhero ever.
00:56:18 This is just a guy missing an arm.
00:56:21 I had to do commentary for the UFC once, and one of the guys that was fighting was one of Eddie's students, and he was doing something called crackhead control.
00:56:31 So it was like on Fox, and I had to explain this is called crackhead control.
00:56:36 I didn't name it, guys.
00:56:39 What is this?
00:56:41 Sweet from the claw. 1.00
00:56:43 Sweep from the Jew claw. 0.98
00:56:45 You're afraid to say Jew? 1.00
00:56:47 I mean, it's not Jew.
00:56:48 That's misspelled. 0.62
00:56:49 It's not Jew.
00:56:50 It's clear. 1.00
00:56:51 No, it's J-I-U.
00:56:53 No, that's literally how it's spelled.
00:56:55 Are there any Jewish fighters? 0.56
00:56:57 Oh, yeah, definitely.
00:56:59 There's a ton.
00:56:59 There's a ton.
00:57:01 He had a good sleeper.
00:57:03 In the UFC?
00:57:03 Wait.
00:57:04 Anyway, my ears get hot in these fucking houses. 1.00
00:57:04 In the UFC. 1.00
00:57:04 I'm not sure. 1.00
00:57:06 Oh, okay. 0.71
00:57:07 Who's a Jewish fighter?
00:57:08 I don't know. 1.00
00:57:08 I'll say that in AC. 1.00
00:57:09 Well, Moti Horenstein was 75.
00:57:11 I haven't even been getting close.
00:57:12 Moti Horenstein was, I think, an Israeli special forces guy.
00:57:17 And he was a Krav Maga guy.
00:57:19 And he was in the very early UFCs.
00:57:24 He fought Don Fry and got beat up.
00:57:27 He fought a few big guys and got beat up.
00:57:30 What, Tiger?
00:57:31 Maybe he didn't fight Don Fry.
00:57:32 Tiger Shulman?
00:57:35 Tiger Shulman is a coach.
00:57:36 And he runs a bunch of elite MMA gyms.
00:57:40 He sells a lot.
00:57:41 He parlayed it well.
00:57:42 Who's Tiger Shulman?
00:57:43 Yeah, he's probably a good fighter.
00:57:44 Well, they know what they're doing for sure.
00:57:47 They've developed a bunch of elite fighters.
00:57:50 Like Shane Burgos came out of there.
00:57:52 A bunch of guys, like top level guys, came out of Tiger Shulman's.
00:57:55 Oh, he was MAGA?
00:57:57 Huh?
00:57:58 Oh, Krav Maga.
00:58:05 The original MAGA.
00:58:06 I don't remember what Moti Hornstein's style was, but this is back in the day. 0.56
00:58:10 Running away, surviving.
00:58:12 Moti Hornstein.
00:58:13 I mean, come on. 1.00
00:58:14 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:58:14 That's a great accountant. 1.00
00:58:16 Early UFCs.
00:58:17 He was an Israeli guy who fought in the early UFCs.
00:58:20 He was good.
00:58:21 Talk to me and put me in a jiu jitsu.
00:58:24 But he was a little too small, and he was also not a wrestler. 0.99
00:58:27 And, you know, he got fucked over by these wrestlers. 1.00
00:58:29 They just beat the shit out of him. 1.00
00:58:31 So, who? 0.99
00:58:32 There he is.
00:58:32 There he is.
00:58:33 Okay, so this is 2026.
00:58:34 So, he's doing like a seminar.
00:58:36 Oh, okay.
00:58:37 See if you can find like footage of him from the early days of the UFC. 0.99
00:58:41 Benny the Jet looks like a fucking vampire. 0.99
00:58:43 He's a jet. 1.00
00:58:44 Wow. 0.99
00:58:44 Yeah, Benny needs to shave that guy's tongue. 0.99
00:58:46 Benny would fuck you up. 1.00
00:58:47 Benny was a guest. 1.00
00:58:48 He was a guest on the podcast.
00:58:49 Really?
00:58:49 Yeah.
00:58:50 When I first moved to LA in 94, that was one of the first places I went to.
00:58:54 There were two mechas that, We were in LA.
00:58:57 One of them was the commie store.
00:58:58 That was the big one.
00:58:58 The other one for me was the Jet Center.
00:59:00 That was his place in Van Nuys.
00:59:02 This is the Smashing Machine verse.
00:59:04 Oh, yeah, that's who it was.
00:59:05 It was Mark Kerr, and he got destroyed.
00:59:07 I would not want to fight the Smashing Machine.
00:59:09 Smashing Machine verse. 0.93
00:59:11 That's a good name right there.
00:59:12 So, this is Moti.
00:59:14 So, he was good, but he was a karate guy.
00:59:16 And, like, there ain't no way you're going to be dealing with Mark Kerr.
00:59:20 Look how big Mark Kerr is.
00:59:22 It was an immediate shot.
00:59:22 He's huge.
00:59:24 Not only that, when you're wearing a gi, you can do so much to grab a hold of. 0.91
00:59:29 It's so easy to control you. 0.71
00:59:31 If fighters fought in a gi in the UFC, the fights would be completely different. 0.97
00:59:35 And Mark just beat the fuck out of them. 0.93
00:59:35 Ow. 0.93
00:59:37 Oh, God, you hold me down too much.
00:59:39 Stop it, please.
00:59:40 Also, Mark admittedly was on all the steroids.
00:59:40 Get off.
00:59:43 He was on some stuff that you could only get in Mexico.
00:59:46 Didn't need them for this fight.
00:59:48 He didn't need them.
00:59:49 Should have saved us steroids.
00:59:52 But this is like UFC probably 10, okay, 14.
00:59:55 Oh, wow.
00:59:55 UFC 14.
00:59:56 I was there for this.
00:59:58 This is back when I was working.
00:59:59 Key Willikers. 1.00
01:00:01 Were you working for free?
01:00:02 Yeah, no, I got paid back then.
01:00:04 I didn't work for free until the new UFC because they were hemorrhaging money.
01:00:04 Nice.
01:00:08 So they tricked me into working.
01:00:10 They tricked me into doing one event. 0.97
01:00:12 I did one event when they did the best, remember, best damn sports show period? 0.97
01:00:16 Yeah. 0.98
01:00:17 So they had a best damn sports show period UFC. 0.97
01:00:17 Yeah. 0.97
01:00:20 So they had to make it UFC 37 and a half.
01:00:24 I think it was 37.
01:00:25 Was it Tom Arnold?
01:00:25 32.5?
01:00:26 37 and a half.
01:00:27 Tom Arnold was on it.
01:00:27 He was on it.
01:00:28 Brody did the warm up.
01:00:29 Yep. 0.86
01:00:30 It was a couple other dudes on it.
01:00:32 And so they did that, and they did that for Fox, and Dana and I were friends, and Dana was like, just do me a solid.
01:00:40 We would just do commentary on this one show.
01:00:43 Just because it's going to be on Fox.
01:00:44 It'd be big.
01:00:45 Fear Factor Guy does it.
01:00:46 I'm like, okay, I'll do one.
01:00:48 And I did one.
01:00:49 And then the next thing, you want to do another one?
01:00:50 And we're like, ah.
01:00:51 Got me.
01:00:52 He got me.
01:00:53 And the next thing, no, I didn't like 15 of them for free.
01:00:58 They gave me a nice Rolex, though.
01:01:00 They used to do celebrity boxing.
01:01:01 Remember that?
01:01:02 That was fun.
01:01:02 Oh, yeah.
01:01:03 They should bring that back.
01:01:04 Yeah, well, they will do.
01:01:04 Screech?
01:01:05 Is it Jimmy Skivel?
01:01:06 The good one?
01:01:07 Always a bunch of people that are broke. 0.99
01:01:08 Tanya Harding? 0.80
01:01:09 Yeah.
01:01:09 Tanya Harding was.
01:01:11 How about we did it on The Man Show? 0.64
01:01:12 Tanya Harding fought Doug Stanhope.
01:01:14 That's awesome.
01:01:15 Who wants to kill him?
01:01:15 Really?
01:01:16 Doug kind of held back a little bit.
01:01:18 Ah, that's just being a good guy. 0.99
01:01:19 Tiny didn't have her fucking rods. 0.99
01:01:21 Doug's got a great ego. 0.99
01:01:23 He doesn't need to win, he just wanted to make it entertaining.
01:01:26 It was pretty funny, though, watching Doug smoking cigarettes in between rounds.
01:01:30 Oh, I've never seen this.
01:01:33 It's such a small ring.
01:01:35 Look at the little bit of that.
01:01:36 Was that his mom? 1.00
01:01:37 The ring was fucking tiny. 1.00
01:01:39 It was ridiculous. 1.00
01:01:41 Poor Doug. 0.97
01:01:42 Drinking beers.
01:01:43 Look how young he looks.
01:01:46 God, that's crazy.
01:01:47 He's taking a hole in a cigarette.
01:01:47 Look.
01:01:49 It's his mom.
01:01:50 That was when his mom was alive.
01:01:52 That's great.
01:01:53 That was fun.
01:01:54 Now, who won?
01:01:56 I don't remember.
01:01:56 The fans won.
01:01:57 Nobody won.
01:01:59 Everybody lost, including America.
01:02:02 Those celebrity boxing matches, sometimes they're sad.
01:02:04 What was it?
01:02:05 The dude who died recently, Aaron Carter.
01:02:08 Is that his name?
01:02:09 Yes.
01:02:10 The guy with the tattoos on his face.
01:02:11 He had one against the basketball player. 1.00
01:02:15 He used to fuck the Kardashian girl. 1.00
01:02:17 I forgot about him. 1.00
01:02:18 Yeah, Lamar Odom.
01:02:18 Lamar Odom probably killed him.
01:02:20 Uh huh.
01:02:21 Oh, yeah.
01:02:21 Yeah.
01:02:22 Crazy choice.
01:02:23 Uh huh. 1.00
01:02:24 Should have done crankhead control on that guy. 0.94
01:02:25 It'd be like me fighting a 13 year old. 0.99
01:02:28 It's so ridiculous. 0.96
01:02:29 He's just 10. 0.98
01:02:31 He's so big, and that kid couldn't fight at all.
01:02:33 The whole thing was crazy.
01:02:35 He must have just been so desperate for money or something.
01:02:38 I don't know.
01:02:39 Something sad.
01:02:40 You ever see Dirty Work?
01:02:41 Sure.
01:02:42 When the kid from Different Strokes comes in and tries to fight Dread Rotata?
01:02:46 You're like, what's the joke about it?
01:02:46 Yeah.
01:02:49 Yeah.
01:02:49 Oh, Todd?
01:02:50 Gary Coleman?
01:02:51 Yeah.
01:02:51 Was it Gary Coleman?
01:02:52 It's Gary Coleman.
01:02:54 He just gets walloped.
01:02:55 Do you remember when Gary Coleman was working as a security guard and people would just show up just to make fun of him?
01:03:00 No.
01:03:00 Poor guy.
01:03:01 People are so evil.
01:03:03 Because there's one thing if you're just a four foot tall security guard.
01:03:08 That's one thing.
01:03:09 But if you're a four foot tall security guard who used to be a TV star, massively famous, then people feel like people, when you've crashed, when you've made it to great heights and then you've crashed, There's people that revel in that.
01:03:22 They love watching.
01:03:23 Look at the size difference. 0.99
01:03:24 That's fucking weird. 0.99
01:03:26 How crazy is that? 0.99
01:03:27 Not only that.
01:03:28 It says he's six foot.
01:03:29 He's six foot?
01:03:29 Okay.
01:03:30 But he's six foot 100 pounds.
01:03:31 Respect for going in the ring, though.
01:03:33 No, he's on drugs.
01:03:35 Ah. 1.00
01:03:35 Got to be out of his fucking mind. 1.00
01:03:36 Yeah, he's on the LPs. 1.00
01:03:37 That is crazy.
01:03:39 Look at the weight difference.
01:03:42 The weight difference is literally insane.
01:03:44 That's literally insane. 0.99
01:03:46 The weight difference is like fucking 80 pounds. 0.99
01:03:48 And he's giant. 1.00
01:03:50 It's terrible.
01:03:50 Don't watch this.
01:03:51 Lamar could have been on crack.
01:03:52 That's what I'm saying.
01:03:53 Might have made it worse.
01:03:53 That would have helped.
01:03:55 I'll fight anybody if I was on crack.
01:03:56 That's around two?
01:03:58 Well, I don't think they're like one minute rounds.
01:04:00 I mean, even then.
01:04:01 Chuck Liddell.
01:04:01 Chuck Liddell's like, what are you guys for?
01:04:05 It's just a beating. 0.90
01:04:07 If he was a kind soul, he would have just punched him to the body and just liver punched him until he dropped. 1.00
01:04:11 Damn. 1.00
01:04:13 But, you know, you got to do what you got to do. 1.00
01:04:15 Carter.
01:04:17 That's the saddest state of fighting people that are desperate for the money because they used to be famous.
01:04:22 Now they're not.
01:04:23 And then they're going to have a fight.
01:04:24 And they want fame and money at the same time. 1.00
01:04:27 Or slap fighting.
01:04:28 That was the saddest state.
01:04:29 When you need the money and you're slapping, because you know you're only getting like 18 grand.
01:04:32 With the slap boxing?
01:04:33 Yeah, you ain't getting much. 1.00
01:04:34 With the slap. 0.97
01:04:34 You ever see Jeremiah fuck up Lewis? 0.97
01:04:37 I did. 0.98
01:04:37 Jeremiah hit him with 100 shots. 0.98
01:04:39 Oh, that was great.
01:04:40 Pull that up.
01:04:41 Lewis started cheating a little bit.
01:04:42 I was four hunches to the body.
01:04:44 Oh, yeah.
01:04:44 Yeah, Lewis hit him with like a legendary punch to the body.
01:04:47 Legion of Skanks. 1.00
01:04:48 And I was, yeah, I was so happy.
01:04:51 I was obviously Jeremiah.
01:04:51 Yeah.
01:04:52 They had a slap fight.
01:04:54 Lewis just would never be able to handle the loss, which is very funny.
01:04:57 Sure.
01:04:58 Jeremiah weighs 100 pounds.
01:04:59 He's got leg kicks.
01:04:59 Negative E4 pounds.
01:05:01 Lewis got leg kicked by, no, this is just one of them. 1.00
01:05:03 They had one of them that they did on the Skanks. 0.79
01:05:05 Oh, we got it there.
01:05:06 Yeah, this one was the setup because you got five pounds.
01:05:08 Did Jeremiah box at one point in his life or something?
01:05:11 He boxes against the Satan.
01:05:13 Oh.
01:05:15 Jesus.
01:05:16 He loves Jesus.
01:05:18 Did he box or something at some point in his life?
01:05:19 I think he's just wiry.
01:05:21 Interesting. 1.00
01:05:22 So, Lewis was outside of the creek and some homeless guy was talking shit. 0.99
01:05:22 Good for him. 0.99
01:05:26 Something happened.
01:05:27 So, he squares up with the homeless guy and the homeless guy immediately leg kicks him.
01:05:32 Like a really good Muay Thai leg kick and then he hits him with a second one.
01:05:36 That guy was like, all right, all right.
01:05:39 Lewis wanted to keep it going.
01:05:42 I know.
01:05:42 I didn't even watch it.
01:05:43 Lewis put his hand out.
01:05:44 He was like, all right, all right.
01:05:45 I won't watch that.
01:05:46 I won't watch the Perez Hilton video either.
01:05:48 Oh, that's good.
01:05:50 It's fine.
01:05:52 It's fine.
01:05:52 This guy having a breakdown for half an hour.
01:05:55 He's not cutting himself.
01:05:57 Oh, you think it's fake?
01:05:57 Yeah.
01:05:58 He's in the hospital.
01:05:59 It's only the mental breakdown, not for the wounds.
01:05:59 Still.
01:05:59 Doing what?
01:06:01 Are you sure?
01:06:02 I would imagine.
01:06:03 I think he got some pretty good last.
01:06:04 I don't know if you want to say that.
01:06:05 That dude will sue you. 0.99
01:06:07 That crazy dude. 0.99
01:06:07 He will sue you. 0.99
01:06:08 He's saying he fucking really cut himself? 0.98
01:06:09 Sure, just for attention. 0.97
01:06:10 He sues the guy who holds the world record the world record of the largest selling out show of all time.
01:06:17 Of course he's going to sue.
01:06:18 Who?
01:06:18 Perez Hilton?
01:06:19 No, this guy.
01:06:20 Oh, right.
01:06:20 Yeah.
01:06:21 Of course.
01:06:22 I thought I heard selling out.
01:06:23 I went the other way.
01:06:23 You're in England, a lot of things have changed.
01:06:27 I'm a headliner now.
01:06:30 There's a new sheriff in town.
01:06:34 How is it over there?
01:06:35 You're living in? 0.99
01:06:37 It's fucking rough. 1.00
01:06:38 They hate immigrants so hard. 1.00
01:06:39 When are you going to move back?
01:06:40 Including you?
01:06:41 Why don't you come back here?
01:06:42 Right here, right here, buddy. 0.97
01:06:44 Come on, we'll get you an apartment.
01:06:45 You've got to go see somebody. 1.00
01:06:46 I'm already hooking up.
01:06:47 You call yourself an immigrant?
01:06:48 They're calling me an immigrant.
01:06:49 His law is set up to make it hard for you.
01:06:51 No, he's an immigrant.
01:06:52 If you're in England. 0.99
01:06:53 It's not the immigrants they don't like. 0.78
01:06:54 I know.
01:06:54 I'm trying to explain that to them.
01:06:56 I think they like the other con. 1.00
01:06:57 Tell them you hate Muslims. 1.00
01:06:58 You'll fit in. 0.99
01:06:58 If you just came in with no paperwork, you'd get all the services. 0.99
01:07:01 Oh, they hate Jewish immigrants. 0.98
01:07:03 No, no. 0.99
01:07:04 Yeah. 1.00
01:07:04 They hate just immigrants. 1.00
01:07:05 They make it hard. 1.00
01:07:06 You can't rent an apartment unless you have three years of UK rental experience.
01:07:09 Tell them you're from a different country.
01:07:09 What?
01:07:10 Come back. 1.00
01:07:11 We all, every immigrant, just come back to America. 1.00
01:07:11 I know. 1.00
01:07:13 You know what I mean?
01:07:14 Ari.
01:07:14 Don't tell them you're from America.
01:07:15 Ari, we got a place for you right here.
01:07:17 How do the other guys get in so easy? 1.00
01:07:19 They have to live with their fucking families. 1.00
01:07:21 Ah. 1.00
01:07:22 They just can't do it.
01:07:23 I got a place for you, and it's a nice condo.
01:07:25 I'm going to stay with you.
01:07:27 Come on, I gotta pay attention.
01:07:28 I'll save the foot of your bed. 1.00
01:07:31 Watch me and my wife do this in the middle of the night. 0.97
01:07:33 Yeah. 1.00
01:07:34 I'll make you take pictures of me and my wife fucking. 1.00
01:07:35 Cheap popcorn while you guys are fucking. 1.00
01:07:37 Why don't you get a nice place and a nice penthouse? 1.00
01:07:41 I know a spot.
01:07:42 I know a spot.
01:07:43 I got a spot for you.
01:07:44 Get me a place right above Tony.
01:07:46 Oh, it's a nice view.
01:07:47 The place that I'm talking about?
01:07:50 Tony's the bottom.
01:07:50 I literally have a spot.
01:07:52 I have a spot.
01:07:53 It's a nice condo.
01:07:55 You don't need to live in that nonsense.
01:07:57 You're going to end up here anyway.
01:07:58 It's going to happen.
01:07:59 It's more fun.
01:08:00 You're having fun over there.
01:08:02 Listen, if you want to work, there's plenty of fun.
01:08:04 You're not too early. 1.00
01:08:06 Shut up. 0.99
01:08:06 I'm living in Knob Hill. 0.99
01:08:07 You're going to set your house.
01:08:09 What?
01:08:09 You just said you're just getting started.
01:08:10 You're not having fun.
01:08:11 I'm not having fun.
01:08:12 It's been very difficult.
01:08:13 Bail.
01:08:14 It's been extremely difficult.
01:08:15 It's two months.
01:08:16 I haven't found an apartment.
01:08:17 I've been turned out by seven apartments.
01:08:18 Wow.
01:08:19 You got to shave.
01:08:20 There's legit anti immigration shades. 0.96
01:08:21 I'll give you an apartment for a year for free. 0.89
01:08:23 Whoa!
01:08:25 Keep it down. 0.99
01:08:26 Keep it down. 1.00
01:08:28 Fucking Pinocchio. 1.00
01:08:31 One year. 0.99
01:08:33 It's a nice two bedroom in a gated or guarded building.
01:08:39 Can't spill a kid without it.
01:08:40 One year for free.
01:08:41 Come on, Juke.
01:08:42 Let's get started.
01:08:43 I think it's on the 39th floor.
01:08:45 It's a great view.
01:08:47 39th floor.
01:08:47 Which one is that?
01:08:48 The tall, thin one?
01:08:49 I'll show you later.
01:08:50 What do you have it for?
01:08:51 I got real estate, bro.
01:08:52 I'm rich.
01:08:53 Oh, nice.
01:08:54 Wow, a year.
01:08:55 I'll give you one year for free.
01:08:57 You don't have any money.
01:08:58 I don't have any money.
01:08:59 You don't need any money.
01:08:59 Come on, dog.
01:09:00 I've been touring so long.
01:09:01 Get some money at the mothership.
01:09:02 You could do a night once a week.
01:09:04 You get 80% of the door.
01:09:05 Woo!
01:09:06 Start making money.
01:09:07 You work all around town.
01:09:07 Yeah.
01:09:09 You can start doing the road in America.
01:09:10 Land of the Three, Home of the Brave.
01:09:13 I never thought I was this owner before.
01:09:15 Anyway.
01:09:15 I had to go through all the paperwork and get it.
01:09:17 I didn't think he was really going to go through with it. 0.98
01:09:19 I thought he was going to stick with Legion of Skanks. 0.97
01:09:21 Dude, I had to get fucking Francis Foster to be my guarantor. 0.98
01:09:24 They were like, wow. 0.99
01:09:26 I was like, I make more than him.
01:09:28 They were like, it's not your, it's American. 1.00
01:09:30 Damn. 1.00
01:09:31 They don't trust your money? 1.00
01:09:33 I'm freelance, so I have no actual boss, no employer.
01:09:36 And then it's like, the US dollar is safe, bro.
01:09:39 Can't they just Google you and see your Netflix specials?
01:09:41 I've tried that.
01:09:43 That doesn't work, dude.
01:09:43 The problem is they saw the first one first.
01:09:46 Which one?
01:09:47 Amazing racist? 0.86
01:09:48 No, no, yeah, that'd be great.
01:09:49 No, they would welcome me in that.
01:09:51 They say your Kobe video.
01:09:53 There's got to be a British guy out there who's hearing this, like a British Rogan who's like, I'll give you a place.
01:09:53 Uh oh.
01:09:57 Jimmy Carr.
01:09:58 Jimmy Carr will hook you up.
01:10:00 He wrote my visa letter.
01:10:01 Oh, he's a great guy.
01:10:03 Wait, Ricky Jervase is great.
01:10:03 He's a good guy.
01:10:04 You have a fucking apartment? 1.00
01:10:05 Dude, I've been turned down by seven apartments. 1.00
01:10:08 Why don't you live with Eddie Azard?
01:10:10 Eddie Azard?
01:10:11 Azard? 0.99
01:10:12 Because I need some fucking closet spacing. 0.99
01:10:14 Listen, why? 0.99
01:10:15 Ah, he's way out of the closet, bro.
01:10:18 He's all right.
01:10:19 Oh, I meant for his dresses.
01:10:20 Oh, got it.
01:10:22 Listen, come back. 0.94
01:10:23 Come back to America. 1.00
01:10:24 It's a cute idea. 0.60
01:10:25 You got to hit me up in a year.
01:10:26 I haven't even gotten started yet.
01:10:28 Come on, stop.
01:10:29 It's not going to work.
01:10:30 Can you hand me one of those bottles of beer?
01:10:32 Yeah.
01:10:32 Absolutely.
01:10:34 Give me one of those Bud Lights.
01:10:35 Absolutely.
01:10:36 One of those crisp.
01:10:37 Trying to get fat off these IPAs.
01:10:39 Hell yeah.
01:10:41 Let's do this together.
01:10:41 Give me some keys.
01:10:42 All right, hold on.
01:10:43 Keys?
01:10:43 He's got some keys.
01:10:44 Give it a second.
01:10:45 What do you mean?
01:10:45 Keys, keys, keys, keys.
01:10:46 It's not time.
01:10:47 No, it's on the bottom.
01:10:48 Give it a second.
01:10:49 Don't try to deflect from your. 1.00
01:10:50 Fucking British. 1.00
01:10:51 Guys, I just started. 1.00
01:10:52 It's the wrong time. 1.00
01:10:53 Fuck that place. 1.00
01:10:54 No disrespect to English people. 1.00
01:10:56 I love them to death.
01:10:57 I bought three million Tottenham tickets.
01:10:58 I'm not going now.
01:10:59 Here's the other problem.
01:11:00 They're going to put you in jail. 1.00
01:11:01 You talk too much shit. 1.00
01:11:02 Dude, trust me. 1.00
01:11:03 I fucking press them. 0.99
01:11:04 They're going to print this. 1.00
01:11:05 I'm going to die.
01:11:06 You want to go to jail, huh? 0.99
01:11:07 I'm going to test it. 1.00
01:11:07 It's just fucking rumors. 1.00
01:11:09 That's what it is. 0.99
01:11:10 This is Josh Hoket.
01:11:13 Michelle Obama's a man on the White House lawn.
01:11:15 That's what he's doing. 1.00
01:11:15 He's doing that shit. 1.00
01:11:16 I got a sweet new bit about Muslim drivers, female drivers. 1.00
01:11:20 Let's make sure we don't have any crushes. 1.00
01:11:20 I do too. 1.00
01:11:22 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:23 Talk about Lil.
01:11:25 You don't want to live there, dude.
01:11:27 I do.
01:11:27 It's fun.
01:11:28 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:11:29 You miss us. 1.00
01:11:30 You miss us.
01:11:30 It's fun.
01:11:31 You were so sad.
01:11:33 Manchester United, that would rock.
01:11:34 Dude, December 5th, come to the Derby.
01:11:36 Sure, to visit.
01:11:37 Right?
01:11:37 To Derby.
01:11:38 What?
01:11:39 Once you live there long enough, you'll understand it's called a Derby.
01:11:41 I just said the Derby.
01:11:42 You called it Derby.
01:11:43 I didn't say that.
01:11:43 It's spelled Derby.
01:11:44 I said Derby.
01:11:46 It's a Derby. 1.00
01:11:47 Watch the tits. 1.00
01:11:47 I said it. 1.00
01:11:48 I said it.
01:11:49 Roll it back. 1.00
01:11:49 Yeah, watch the tits. 1.00
01:11:50 Click back. 1.00
01:11:50 Roll it back. 1.00
01:11:51 I wish we could rewind.
01:11:52 He clearly said Derby.
01:11:53 I think he said Derby.
01:11:54 Thank you.
01:11:55 Instant replay.
01:11:56 I apologize then.
01:11:57 I thought he said Derby as well.
01:11:58 I'll be the bigger man.
01:11:59 You see how I do that?
01:12:00 You're not a bigger man.
01:12:03 You're not a bigger man.
01:12:03 You were wrong.
01:12:06 You were wrong.
01:12:06 I'll see.
01:12:08 I'll see.
01:12:09 That's not a bigger man.
01:12:10 See?
01:12:11 You were clearly wrong.
01:12:12 Hold on a second, Cassidy.
01:12:12 Can I finish, please?
01:12:13 See, somebody lost the composure.
01:12:15 Now, when I'm wrong, I go, I'm wrong.
01:12:17 And that's just a lesson for you.
01:12:17 Okay.
01:12:20 I just thought you were wrong.
01:12:23 You can learn from this.
01:12:25 Darby Dream House.
01:12:29 Jesus.
01:12:29 He's back.
01:12:30 That nicotine took him out for an hour.
01:12:34 I was in London.
01:12:37 That was a rush.
01:12:38 Not a good rush.
01:12:40 Couldn't think straight.
01:12:41 My legs won't stop moving.
01:12:42 Now, imagine taking like literally 20 of those over the course of a night and then trying to go to bed.
01:12:48 That was me last night.
01:12:48 I was laying in bed.
01:12:50 I said, I think I'm done.
01:12:51 Yeah, it's every night. 0.99
01:12:52 And then I listen to that fucking Annie Jacobson book every night. 1.00
01:12:54 I'm like, oh shit. 1.00
01:12:55 Who's that? 1.00
01:12:56 She's scared of that. 0.99
01:12:58 She's the lady that wrote the book on nuclear war. 0.95
01:13:00 Nuclear war scenario.
01:13:02 Which was the scariest book I've ever read.
01:13:04 The new one is on biological war.
01:13:06 It's bad.
01:13:07 It's a bummer. 0.99
01:13:08 It's fucking scary. 0.96
01:13:09 It's like, I don't know how easy it would be to ruin everything. 0.99
01:13:11 Yeah.
01:13:12 Yeah.
01:13:13 And how we're doing it?
01:13:14 How everyone can die. 0.93
01:13:15 Russia did it. 0.94
01:13:15 Yeah. 0.94
01:13:15 And China's definitely doing it. 0.94
01:13:17 Yeah.
01:13:17 We're making crazy stuff right now in labs.
01:13:20 Like all this Fauci shit that's coming out. 0.88
01:13:22 Like a lot of this stuff, what they're really doing is warfare stuff. 0.98
01:13:26 Yeah.
01:13:26 A lot of these, like, diseases, this gain of function where they're trying to pretend that they're trying to protect people from future viruses.
01:13:33 What they're doing is making viruses more transmissible and more deadly.
01:13:38 And they're working on it.
01:13:39 Dude, your tax dollars are at work.
01:13:41 All right.
01:13:41 They made a plague.
01:13:43 They made the bubonic plague that the first 24 hours they spliced in a thing that makes it you feel euphoric.
01:13:50 It's like ecstasy for 24 hours so that you want to go out and talk to people and go to a bar and you want to go out and dance.
01:13:58 That's like brilliant and evil at the same time.
01:14:00 Who's doing that? 0.97
01:14:01 The Soviets did it. 0.77
01:14:02 Oh, it spreads like a virus. 0.99
01:14:04 Oh, yeah.
01:14:04 Oh, it's 100%.
01:14:06 It's like that cat virus.
01:14:07 100% deadly.
01:14:08 Yeah, but the fact that they spliced in ecstasy for 24 hours, so the first 24 hours you're like, I got to talk to my friends.
01:14:15 You're feeling great.
01:14:16 You're going to go out.
01:14:17 Wow, that's genius.
01:14:18 You're calling your friends up, telling people about your new protocol.
01:14:21 This is my new health protocol.
01:14:22 What? 1.00
01:14:22 Damn. 1.00
01:14:23 Meanwhile, you don't know you have like 100% fatal Ebola or whatever it is. 1.00
01:14:28 Wow.
01:14:29 It's pretty lame.
01:14:30 It's pretty lame. 1.00
01:14:31 Whoever did this should be executed. 1.00
01:14:33 All of them. 0.99
01:14:34 Well, you see the Fauci thing where he knew that women were getting miscarriages?
01:14:34 All of them.
01:14:39 And they lied about it.
01:14:39 What?
01:14:40 He lied about it months after he knew, after he expressed publicly or privately, rather, in a text message.
01:14:49 That it seems there's a cytokine storm that's causing miscarriages with the second dose.
01:14:54 So he says this in a text message.
01:14:57 I don't know if he said second dose, but he did say cytokine storm that is associated with miscarriages and then publicly was out there promoting the idea of women who are pregnant getting vaccinated when he knew there was an issue.
01:15:12 And they also lied about the number.
01:15:14 The number of women that got, I don't even want to say what the number was because what I'm reading is 80%.
01:15:22 80% miscarriage rate in the first trimester. 0.97
01:15:25 Something fucking insane. 0.91
01:15:27 But I personally know five people who got pregnant during the pandemic, got vaccinated, and had miscarriages. 0.99
01:15:34 Five different people.
01:15:36 If I got a girl pregnant, I'd be like, you need to get the vaccine.
01:15:39 You need to be safe.
01:15:39 Our baby needs to be safe.
01:15:41 And you should get both the Moderna and the other one just in case.
01:15:45 Oh, mama. 0.98
01:15:46 Dude, it's fucking terrifying. 1.00
01:15:47 That guy's a sociopath. 1.00
01:15:48 People that are thinking that this guy was some sort of a fucking healthcare hero, you don't know what happened in the 80s. 1.00
01:15:54 You need to go and just objectively understand. 0.91
01:15:58 Read up on what that guy did with AZT and AIDS in the 80s.
01:16:02 I thought he was like an AIDS hero. 1.00
01:16:03 Fucking monster. 1.00
01:16:04 Didn't he do a lot of good with AIDS? 1.00
01:16:06 No.
01:16:07 I'll tell you in a minute.
01:16:08 So, what does it say?
01:16:11 Cumulative miscarriage rate of 10.8% from 6 to 20 weeks after mRNA vaccination.
01:16:19 Just stop and think of that.
01:16:21 Imagine if you're having a kid, and Mark, you have a kid.
01:16:24 You're the only one besides me. 1.00
01:16:26 You love your kids more than fucking anything in life. 1.00
01:16:29 The idea that you could give a Medication and one out of ten, your baby's dead. 1.00
01:16:37 No one's going to sign up for that.
01:16:38 And what is the odds your wife is going to live and everyone's going to be fine?
01:16:42 It's 99.9. 99999 if you're healthy.
01:16:47 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 This is a misleading recalculation of preliminary registry data.
01:17:08 Many live births in that early report involve people vaccinated in late pregnancy.
01:17:13 So simply removing them from the denominator while returning.
01:17:17 But the issue, apparently, what he said was in the first trimester.
01:17:20 That's why it's 82% within the first trimester.
01:17:24 That's what they're saying.
01:17:25 This is what I'm reading from actual doctors, including Jay Bhattacharya, was talking about it online.
01:17:30 So this is like not kooks that are talking about this. 0.99
01:17:33 This issue that he knew that there was an issue with women having miscarriages, and that motherfucker still promoted it. 0.99
01:17:39 He still promoted it openly on television. 0.97
01:17:42 It's very important that women get vaccinated.
01:17:45 That's the most important thing. 0.95
01:17:47 They were just selling vaccines, man.
01:17:50 They were selling vaccines and killing people. 1.00
01:17:52 And why the fuck does an 80 year old have a diary? 1.00
01:17:55 Anyone find that strange? 1.00
01:17:56 Did she see me in a race car bed with a female?
01:17:59 Today, Jennifer Aniston said I was lovely.
01:18:04 Weird.
01:18:04 Julia Roberts called me a hero.
01:18:07 What's he trying to remember?
01:18:07 Yeah, who's he, Ted?
01:18:08 He's going to be fucking crazy. 1.00
01:18:09 Bro, he's a crazy person. 1.00
01:18:11 I'm going to look back at this. 1.00
01:18:12 That guy's a fucking legit crazy person. 1.00
01:18:16 Did other signs of attack? 1.00
01:18:18 He gave people AZT in the 1980s when they had AIDS.
01:18:22 AZT was a chemotherapy medication that they discontinued because it was killing people quicker than cancer. 0.91
01:18:28 But it had already passed through all the FDA bullshit, right? 0.86
01:18:31 So it had already been a used drug. 0.89
01:18:33 So once it's a used drug, you can use it for other things, off label use.
01:18:37 So that's what they started doing.
01:18:40 No. 0.99
01:18:41 So that's what they started doing in the 80s, and they're just fucking killing people who didn't even have any symptoms. 0.97
01:18:46 Arthur Ashe didn't even have any symptoms, and they just started giving him AZT, and he was dead in like six months. 0.96
01:18:51 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:18:51 I think that's the.
01:18:52 Didn't Baryshnikov die from AIDS as well?
01:18:55 Mikhail Baryshnikov.
01:18:56 Oh, the dancer? 0.95
01:18:56 Oh, from sex. 0.95
01:18:57 Yes. 0.90
01:18:58 Did he? 0.99
01:18:58 He was a homosexual. 0.99
01:19:00 Am I making that up? 1.00
01:19:01 Pull it up.
01:19:03 Someone like that also died of AIDS that didn't have any symptoms, but tested positive for HIV.
01:19:09 And then the problem with the testing positive was they were doing the same shit that they were doing during the COVID epidemic, where 80% plus of all the COVID positives were false positives because they were using the PCR method, which Kerry Mullis, the guy who invented the PCR method, said it's not supposed to be ever used to detect an actual infection.
01:19:30 That's not what it's for.
01:19:31 It's detecting particles, like whatever small amount elements, depending on how many cycles you ramp it up.
01:19:38 And if you ramp it up enough cycles, you could find almost anything.
01:19:41 And that's what they were finding.
01:19:42 There's 80 plus percent false positives.
01:19:46 So, how did he die?
01:19:48 He's not dead.
01:19:49 Oh, great.
01:19:49 It wasn't him.
01:19:50 There was another guy who was a dancer.
01:19:53 Well, you've got to have Fauci on.
01:19:54 Sorry, Michelle.
01:19:55 Yeah, you've got to have Fauci on.
01:19:57 Oh, yeah, definitely have him on.
01:19:58 He'll plead the fifth to everything. 1.00
01:19:59 Did you see that shit? 1.00
01:20:00 What color is your tie? 1.00
01:20:01 I respectfully plead the fifth.
01:20:04 He's got pardon. 1.00
01:20:05 It's a Golder plea. 1.00
01:20:06 But here's the thing.
01:20:07 But the thing is, Biden did all those through AutoPen.
01:20:13 What's AutoPen?
01:20:16 Auto pen is you use like a stamp, like a rubber stamp, instead of actually writing a signature.
01:20:23 And they don't count.
01:20:24 And this is what allegedly, supposedly, Trump is saying that they don't count and he's making them all null and void.
01:20:31 So that means, if that's the case, that means that Biden, who pardoned more people than anybody ever, by far, by like a giant jump, he pardoned Fauci for 10 years for things that he didn't do.
01:20:46 Trump can't void Biden's auto part because of auto pen.
01:20:49 So, this is very recent.
01:20:50 You didn't say he wasn't going to do it.
01:20:51 Okay, but he did it.
01:20:52 This is March 17th.
01:20:54 So, this is March 17th, 2025.
01:20:56 I know, I saw it.
01:20:58 But look it up recently because he did it on True Social.
01:21:02 He talked about it on True Social.
01:21:04 Unless it's fake.
01:21:05 That's the other thing.
01:21:05 It could be fake.
01:21:07 I'm not a lot.
01:21:07 Look, I have done a very smart thing over the last three months where I almost never go on Twitter.
01:21:14 Good.
01:21:15 And I go on Instagram, and my curation right now is nice.
01:21:18 It's all murders and science stuff.
01:21:21 Dude, I'll send you some dog videos.
01:21:22 We'll get really in there.
01:21:23 Yeah, I got dog videos.
01:21:24 Top 10 dogs of the week.
01:21:26 We rate dogs.
01:21:27 Everybody look it up. 1.00
01:21:28 Fat asses. 1.00
01:21:29 This is Trump says he respects Biden's Anthony Fauci pardon amid outcry over his own. 0.99
01:21:35 So here's the thing about the auto pen.
01:21:37 If I had a guess, if I had a guess, if you were starting to complain about Biden's pardons and then you overturn Biden's pardons, at the end of this presidency, there's going to be a lot of people where the justice is going to be coming for them.
01:21:52 Unless a Republican gets into office.
01:21:55 If JD Vance or Marco Rubio wins in 2028, they're going to be okay.
01:21:59 But if someone else, if the guy from Pennsylvania or whoever it is, whatever it is.
01:22:06 Are they talking about Shapiro?
01:22:08 Maybe.
01:22:08 You know, he's one of the ones that they throw around.
01:22:10 Is he Shapiro?
01:22:12 No.
01:22:12 Josh Shapiro?
01:22:13 There's a few people that they say could be the president.
01:22:15 The other guy is the Cal Football Club.
01:22:17 They never try any of them for war crimes because they're like, I guess you guys will come back at me.
01:22:20 Exactly. 1.00
01:22:21 They all do it. 1.00
01:22:22 Everyone in the government is doing that shit. 1.00
01:22:24 This government has done some shit that no government has ever done before. 1.00
01:22:27 And one of them is the crypto stuff. 0.99
01:22:29 The crypto stuff's nuts.
01:22:30 What?
01:22:30 It's like Trump has made billions in crypto.
01:22:33 Yeah, like the bad look. 1.00
01:22:35 Government's so fucking crooked. 0.98
01:22:36 And then you got his sons, and his sons are involved in all these weird business deals where the business deals have to do with some things that Trump put, and then the sons are involved in these businesses. 0.99
01:22:45 And like there's a lot of money flowing around that you could dig in and start arresting people.
01:22:52 So if he pardons a bunch of people and gives them the same kind of deal that he gave Fauci.
01:22:57 I don't know how the Trump family would do that.
01:22:59 Lakers sell Josh Kushner for.
01:23:01 Yeah, but that's his brother.
01:23:04 That's Jared Kushner's brother.
01:23:05 He's not.
01:23:06 Still.
01:23:07 But that's just a guy who has money.
01:23:08 Dolly Parton.
01:23:09 I was at the White House two weeks ago.
01:23:11 He was at the White House?
01:23:12 Gabe Trump was.
01:23:12 Yeah, so was I.
01:23:13 So was Shane.
01:23:14 You know what I'm saying?
01:23:14 Like, that's the problem.
01:23:15 Let's stop bringing up that.
01:23:17 We got there early.
01:23:18 We were there.
01:23:18 We were there.
01:23:19 We prayed.
01:23:20 You asked me to go in the VIP room.
01:23:21 I said, no.
01:23:22 You didn't?
01:23:23 I went in there. 1.00
01:23:23 Fuck no. 1.00
01:23:24 I knew the photos were going to be taken. 1.00
01:23:25 What was in the champagne room?
01:23:26 Me and Nate Bargazzi were in there.
01:23:28 I know.
01:23:28 Chilling.
01:23:29 I know.
01:23:29 Look how that turned out.
01:23:30 It was fun.
01:23:31 I stood outside in the rain.
01:23:32 I was like, I'm not getting my picture taken.
01:23:33 I took zero heat for that event.
01:23:35 But you took a photo with Trump a couple years back.
01:23:38 Yeah.
01:23:39 A funny photo.
01:23:39 That was a great photo.
01:23:40 It's ridiculous. 0.66
01:23:41 That was when you were wearing the Pablo Escobar shirt. 0.92
01:23:43 That was pre a lot of things.
01:23:44 That's true.
01:23:46 Pre world record?
01:23:48 No, no, no.
01:23:48 Not me personally.
01:23:49 I mean, pre him.
01:23:50 Pre him. 0.78
01:23:51 Back then, when I was taking that picture, I was like, this guy's going to release the Epstein files. 0.77
01:23:54 No more wars. 0.77
01:23:55 I liked it.
01:23:56 Was it killing Americans?
01:23:57 Also, it still didn't vote for him.
01:23:59 Not a big deal.
01:24:01 The Epstein files and then the Iran wars.
01:24:03 I saw you go after the vice president. 0.98
01:24:06 It was pretty good.
01:24:07 Well, I had to question him.
01:24:08 I mean, you know, I want to know.
01:24:10 Like, what are you saying? 0.92
01:24:11 I liked it because he was like, You were like, well, maybe they fucking went to war with Iran for this. 0.80
01:24:15 And he's like, well, I mean, you're saying it wouldn't be because of that. 0.91
01:24:17 You're like, all right, put that aside.
01:24:19 Yeah, he slipped that like Mayweather.
01:24:20 Well, I had to have a, well, he did a good job of being respectful to the president.
01:24:24 That's what you're supposed to do if you're the vice president.
01:24:26 That's your job.
01:24:27 Yeah.
01:24:27 I mean, it really is your job.
01:24:29 If you, you represent, it's a different thing, just being a guy versus being a vice president.
01:24:34 So he's in a position where I had, you know, I asked him a tough question. 0.57
01:24:37 Do you think that Trump would have actually bombed Iran and started war with Iran if it wasn't for the influence of Israel? 0.92
01:24:43 And he said, I really do. 0.71
01:24:44 I go, I'm like, really?
01:24:46 Really?
01:24:46 You really think so?
01:24:47 Why?
01:24:48 Like, what makes you think that?
01:24:49 We'll give you an honest answer either way.
01:24:50 And if you listen to Scott Horton, he, you know, Scott Horton is an awesome guy on all things war, anti war.
01:24:57 And here's a who.
01:24:58 And his.
01:24:59 That's what I was going with.
01:25:02 That's what I was going with.
01:25:03 He explained to me in great depth how difficult it is to turn enriched uranium into an actual nuclear bomb.
01:25:10 And he's like, they were nowhere near able to do that.
01:25:13 And Israel has wanted us to bomb Iran forever.
01:25:17 They've been going to the UN with cartoon bombs saying they're at 62%.
01:25:22 They're about to get to 80%.
01:25:23 They've been doing this forever, trying to convince the United States.
01:25:27 And only Trump took the bait. 0.99
01:25:29 But didn't Hillary want to do it? 1.00
01:25:30 No, they just kept kicking it down.
01:25:32 He was on that list.
01:25:33 They didn't do it, though.
01:25:35 For sure.
01:25:35 They didn't do it, though.
01:25:37 Trump did.
01:25:38 So they all thought about it and, like, this is not the smart thing to do. 0.98
01:25:41 And they, look, they fucking ruined Libya, right? 0.99
01:25:44 They did a lot of weird shit that they shouldn't have done. 0.99
01:25:46 But they didn't do that one. 1.00
01:25:48 Spread the Iraq. 0.97
01:25:49 Everybody tried Syria. 1.00
01:25:50 The Iran thing's a big one. 0.98
01:25:51 Because it's like, okay, now what? 0.98
01:25:53 Because now we are the great Satan. 1.00
01:25:55 Now he's sneaking out in a fucking catering cart. 1.00
01:25:58 I heard the Iran thing was to get back to China. 1.00
01:26:00 How crazy was that?
01:26:01 They snuck him out.
01:26:02 I heard that too.
01:26:03 The cart of the deal.
01:26:04 I saw you on Twitter.
01:26:06 Oh, you already tweeted that? 1.00
01:26:07 Yeah, he tweeted that, that motherfucker. 1.00
01:26:09 He tweeted it an hour ago. 1.00
01:26:11 Solid, fresh in his mind.
01:26:12 He's happy with it.
01:26:14 But not only that, they snuck him out on another jet, but they put the reporters on Air Force One.
01:26:21 That's wonderful.
01:26:21 That's wild.
01:26:22 That's wild. 0.98
01:26:23 Because if that thing blew up in the sky, that would be fucking wild. 0.84
01:26:26 I would love to see those reporters like, I find Trump's a pretty good guy. 0.91
01:26:29 Is this free PJ?
01:26:31 That's awesome.
01:26:31 Eating cheese.
01:26:33 Those cheese with the toothpicks.
01:26:35 Yeah, they're sitting there like, normally he comes out of that back room and makes fun of us by now.
01:26:41 PJs are the greatest thing about being rich.
01:26:43 Quiet Piggy. 1.00
01:26:44 He comes in and calls one of us a fat bitch. 1.00
01:26:47 Quiet Piggy. 1.00
01:26:51 Quiet Piggy was. 0.99
01:26:52 One of the greatest fucking things the president's ever said. 0.98
01:26:55 I heard one that ended up being real, but it made me laugh so hard when he told Elon Musk to go back to Africa. 0.98
01:27:01 No, I never saw that. 0.99
01:27:02 It turned out not to be real, but I'm like, damn, that's funny. 0.97
01:27:05 That's fun. 0.78
01:27:05 Him and Elon are close again, which is so weird. 0.78
01:27:08 I think when you're on your second term, you're like, ah, fuck it. 1.00
01:27:11 Let's let it ride. 1.00
01:27:12 Let's say anything.
01:27:13 Make as much money as he can.
01:27:15 There's a lot of that.
01:27:16 But he's also, how old is he?
01:27:17 84.
01:27:17 What happened to him?
01:27:19 83, where you're like, I need to do all this.
01:27:21 Because he's got to protect himself legally.
01:27:23 So let's imagine he stays alive for the next 10 years. 0.99
01:27:26 Just think about what they did to him with the Russia, Russia, Russia bullshit and then with the real estate bullshit. 0.99
01:27:31 I wish they gave him real stuff. 0.99
01:27:33 Well, here's the thing, though.
01:27:34 He needs real money.
01:27:36 You need real money to fight that stuff.
01:27:39 Like the amount of money that he spent in legal fees for the Manhattan real estate thing or the Palm Beach real estate thing, the Mar a Lago, when they said that Mar a Lago is worth 18 million.
01:27:49 Sure.
01:27:50 Mar a Lago is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
01:27:52 So you don't pay taxes on it?
01:27:53 It's like they tried to get him for real estate fraud.
01:27:53 No.
01:27:56 They tried to get that lady. 1.00
01:27:57 What the fuck's her name? 1.00
01:27:58 Letitia James. 0.99
01:28:00 So they're going after him using all these lawsuits that are frivolous, they don't make any sense.
01:28:06 So by doing that and trying to bankrupt him or at least trying to put him in jail.
01:28:10 Like he realizes that, okay, I need a ton of money to protect myself.
01:28:15 Now he's actually doing things that are going to get him in trouble.
01:28:19 Okay, so what's going to get him in trouble? 0.98
01:28:21 So here's the question The thing about the crypto is it's shady as fuck, but it's legal. 0.98
01:28:28 Really? 0.99
01:28:29 Yep.
01:28:29 I don't know if it should be.
01:28:30 I don't know what the deal is.
01:28:32 I mean, I don't understand crypto really.
01:28:34 I've had a bunch of people try to get me into crypto.
01:28:37 I understand one thing.
01:28:37 Didn't Haktu get in trouble for this?
01:28:39 She did, but it wasn't her fault. 1.00
01:28:40 Hawk to that poor lady. 1.00
01:28:42 She got roped into something in a pump and dump, and she's not sophisticated. 1.00
01:28:46 Pump and dump. 1.00
01:28:48 Spit on it. 1.00
01:28:49 She's a young lady, and I guarantee you, by hearing her talking about spitting on cocks, she hasn't spent a lot of time in economics class. 1.00
01:29:00 Shrinkle down. 1.00
01:29:01 So she probably got talked to into it by a bunch of slick people. 1.00
01:29:05 Look, she's fucking like 21 years old. 0.98
01:29:08 She was never famous at all. 0.99
01:29:11 She has one little tiny video where she says she got to spit on that thing, and then everybody loves her, and she's trying to make money.
01:29:17 And then someone comes along and says, Hey, we're going to make this coin.
01:29:21 Who do you think came along?
01:29:21 It's totally legal.
01:29:23 I don't know.
01:29:24 Somebody came.
01:29:25 Joseph.
01:29:25 Remember who you said it?
01:29:26 I'm not even testing you.
01:29:27 You said it.
01:29:28 Donald Trump reported more than $1.4 billion in crypto related income for 2025, the first year of his second term, according to his federal financial disclosure.
01:29:38 That's a lot of money for a year.
01:29:39 He did a bump and dump on his own people.
01:29:41 He did. 1.00
01:29:41 So ridiculous. 1.00
01:29:42 Well, I don't know if he did. 0.94
01:29:43 This is my question.
01:29:44 Definitely did, dude.
01:29:45 But here's my question.
01:29:45 Trump Coin's not making.
01:29:46 I understand.
01:29:47 But this is my question.
01:29:49 Who's really investing in Trump Coin?
01:29:51 And is it.
01:29:52 Me and my dad.
01:29:53 But is it in fact a way to pay someone?
01:29:55 Let me say this because I don't know who's buying it.
01:29:58 I'm just guessing.
01:29:59 But let's just make up a fake scenario where I talked you into making a Gillis coin.
01:30:06 Okay?
01:30:06 And I say, listen, dude, dude, dude, dude, listen to this.
01:30:08 We're going to make a Gillis coin and I am going to personally, because you did something for me and I can't pay you because that's illegal for this thing. 0.97
01:30:17 So, what we're going to do is instead of you hooking me up with deals and making sure the regulations get killed and all this stuff, instead, what I'm going to do is I'm going to put a billion dollars into this fucking Trump coin or this Gillis coin, excuse me. 0.64
01:30:33 And then we're going to have a bunch of other people throw a little bit of money in there, but the whole evaluation is going to be very high. 0.99
01:30:40 So, there's going to be a few morons that are like gamblers that want to get in and try to sell, which definitely people are going to be. 0.99
01:30:45 I think that's what it is. 1.00
01:30:45 I think it's influences doing it. 1.00
01:30:46 There's a lot of that.
01:30:47 There's a lot of gamblers.
01:30:48 But there's also a sneaky way to pay somebody off.
01:30:52 Right?
01:30:53 If I raise the money by putting in high pressure.
01:30:55 If we make Shafir coin, we make Shafir coin.
01:30:57 I tell you, it's not in England. 0.98
01:30:59 So if I tell you.
01:31:03 Somehow or another, we did something shady and I owed you some money.
01:31:06 I'm like, look, I can't just give you money, but this is what we're going to do.
01:31:09 We're going to start a coin, and then I am going to finance your coin.
01:31:13 So I'm going to pour a bunch of money in your coin.
01:31:15 Talk about how great it is.
01:31:16 As an anonymous investor in an overseas account, I'm going to dump a shitload of money into this coin, and then we're going to hype it up.
01:31:22 We're going to get a bunch of other people involved, and then we're going to pull some money out of it for you.
01:31:27 And then you sell.
01:31:28 But I think that's all they're really doing right now.
01:31:31 They get some influencer to go in.
01:31:34 Raises up and they sell off little bits at a time.
01:31:36 It's corrupt musical chairs.
01:31:38 It's like you know when you're going to stop the music.
01:31:40 Yeah.
01:31:41 Mmm.
01:31:42 What about the insider trading?
01:31:44 Well, there's that.
01:31:45 That's the other thing.
01:31:46 I mean, DeRosa was here yesterday. 1.00
01:31:48 DeRosa was talking about how when he worked for the Senate, and he was saying, like, these fucking people. 1.00
01:31:54 Boy, what the fuck? 1.00
01:31:55 Texas. 1.00
01:31:56 Yeah.
01:31:57 DeRosa worked for the Senate.
01:31:58 Joseph, yeah.
01:31:59 He did.
01:32:00 And he was involved in. 0.89
01:32:01 Get him all one extra shot.
01:32:03 What did he say, Jamie?
01:32:05 He was involved in something in the media?
01:32:08 Yeah, yeah.
01:32:09 They made him on KFC.
01:32:10 Some media department, some part of it.
01:32:13 But the point is, he was saying, is this crazy?
01:32:14 We see these people and they're getting like $150,000 a year, but that's a tiny percentage of what they're making.
01:32:21 All these donations that they're getting, all these deals they're doing in business.
01:32:24 They're doing baseball to get around the salary, 100%.
01:32:27 They're just like, we'll give you a job.
01:32:29 What?
01:32:30 I hate the Dodgers.
01:32:30 I hate the Dodgers.
01:32:31 They're slipping, huh?
01:32:32 You guys hate the Dodgers.
01:32:33 Well, they are losing right now.
01:32:35 They're just the best team ever and they bought all the players. 1.00
01:32:37 That Asian cat. 1.00
01:32:38 Oh, Tommy. 1.00
01:32:39 He's a Tommy.
01:32:40 Is he the best ever?
01:32:41 Not probably.
01:32:42 Numbers wise.
01:32:43 Egan will argue that.
01:32:44 Last few years, he is.
01:32:45 He could be if he keeps doing what he's doing.
01:32:47 In the last few years, he's been the best.
01:32:48 You see Wade Boggs?
01:32:51 He was fishing with his shirt off. 1.00
01:32:53 Fucking jacked. 1.00
01:32:53 He's like 100 years old. 1.00
01:32:54 Yeah, he looks amazing.
01:32:56 He looks great.
01:32:57 And he beat cancer.
01:32:58 Really?
01:32:59 He beat cancer.
01:32:59 And his wife.
01:32:59 He won the World Series.
01:33:01 He got on a police horse.
01:33:04 Well, when I was living in Boston, he was going through that whole cheating scandal.
01:33:08 Like he had a little floozy on the side, and it all went.
01:33:12 Public.
01:33:12 Look at him.
01:33:13 What?
01:33:14 Show the full picture, though.
01:33:16 There's a better version of that picture where you see his arms and everything as well.
01:33:20 There it is.
01:33:21 He's living.
01:33:21 Look at that.
01:33:22 Jacked.
01:33:23 It's like the expendables. 1.00
01:33:25 He's fucking bogged. 1.00
01:33:25 Yankee great. 1.00
01:33:26 He's Chuck Norris right there. 1.00
01:33:27 Fuck you, Boston. 1.00
01:33:28 Yankee great. 1.00
01:33:29 Look how great he looks.
01:33:31 First of all, look how lean he is. 0.99
01:33:33 Fucking dude is in shape. 0.99
01:33:34 Looks like Kumil Nangiani. 1.00
01:33:35 He's got the appendix there, too.
01:33:40 How much better would the world be if we got all those progressive dorks to get on the Kumil Nangiani diet? 0.98
01:33:46 All of them. 0.96
01:33:48 All those dorks that are talking about how their friends have trans friends. 0.99
01:33:52 Like, stop. 0.99
01:33:54 Your kids are nine.
01:33:55 They don't have trans friends.
01:33:58 Your nine year old kids don't have trans friends. 0.98
01:34:01 Here, you need testosterone and start doing some deadlifts. 0.99
01:34:05 And you'd be like, yeah, this is crazy.
01:34:07 Kumel's a cool guy.
01:34:07 Man, now he's a marvel.
01:34:09 He's a great guy.
01:34:09 I like him a lot.
01:34:11 He's a great guy.
01:34:13 I've only had a few interactions with him, but they've been very nice.
01:34:16 He's a very nice guy.
01:34:17 And I like the fact that he got jacked. 0.97
01:34:19 Jacked.
01:34:20 A Marvel hero. 1.00
01:34:20 Fuck you. 1.00
01:34:21 Fuck you. 1.00
01:34:22 This idea that you can't be funny and be jacked. 1.00
01:34:24 Suck it. 1.00
01:34:24 Suck it. 1.00
01:34:25 Shut your fucking dirty, stinky hole. 1.00
01:34:28 You know nothing. 1.00
01:34:29 There's no rules. 1.00
01:34:30 There's no fucking rules. 0.99
01:34:30 That's right. 0.99
01:34:32 Cardigans on stage.
01:34:33 You've got to cover up.
01:34:34 Well, it's just distracting. 0.99
01:34:37 Fucking sweatiness. 0.99
01:34:39 It's funny. 1.00
01:34:40 Girls go the other way. 1.00
01:34:41 Girls are like. 1.00
01:34:42 The New Rangers are kicking your ass. 1.00
01:34:43 But it doesn't work. 1.00
01:34:44 I remember we were walking. 0.99
01:34:46 Who's kicking my ass? 1.00
01:34:47 The New Rangers. 1.00
01:34:48 The new Rangers?
01:34:49 Your drinks.
01:34:50 Oh, yeah, they are.
01:34:51 They get me lit. 1.00
01:34:53 That's a good name for you, the Voodoo Ranger. 1.00
01:34:56 Me and Fitzsimmons walked into the comedy store one night, and there was this lady on stage that had a short leather miniskirt, high heels, great legs, big tits. 1.00
01:35:05 Like, that was her mom doing there. 0.97
01:35:07 And she was on stage, and she was talking, and I just turned.
01:35:10 We walked in, I turned him instantly.
01:35:12 I go, What are the odds that she's funny?
01:35:14 And he goes, One in a billion.
01:35:16 There's zero percent.
01:35:16 I go, Zero.
01:35:17 There's no chance. 1.00
01:35:18 There's not a chance in hell that this young lady who's that hot is funny.
01:35:22 It's not possible. 1.00
01:35:23 I think Judy Gold's hilarious.
01:35:25 Yeah. 1.00
01:35:27 Boy, imagine her in a skirt. 1.00
01:35:29 Woo! 1.00
01:35:30 See that labia hanging? 1.00
01:35:32 Jesus. 1.00
01:35:33 Sorry, she's. 0.99
01:35:33 Cut that. 0.99
01:35:34 Cut that.
01:35:35 Yeah, good choice.
01:35:36 You didn't deserve that. 1.00
01:35:37 She'd be getting kicked out of bathrooms. 1.00
01:35:39 I go, sir, get the fuck out of here. 1.00
01:35:44 Cut it, J Mo. 1.00
01:35:44 Time the note. 1.00
01:35:45 Note the time.
01:35:46 Cut it, and we're back.
01:35:47 We were joking, right?
01:35:50 Hey, cut it like Perez Hilton.
01:35:52 Cut it again.
01:35:53 We're back.
01:35:54 Tim Dillon thinks it's fake.
01:35:55 What's fake?
01:35:56 I thought it was fake.
01:35:56 You think some of the cuts are fake?
01:35:58 He thinks he was like someone who's covered himself with paint or something.
01:36:01 That's exactly what I just said.
01:36:02 You really think that?
01:36:03 Yeah, I watched it.
01:36:04 He knows the gaze.
01:36:06 Like rubbing a knife against him.
01:36:08 Pull it up.
01:36:09 And there's no cuts when he does it.
01:36:11 I thought the report said he was hospitalized with serious injuries.
01:36:16 And I thought there was drugs involved.
01:36:17 Brain damage.
01:36:17 Like ODing kind of stuff, probably.
01:36:20 Well, he said he wanted the cops to shoot him. 0.90
01:36:22 For real.
01:36:23 Again, I didn't watch it, but I was listening to Tim Dillon.
01:36:26 Two.
01:36:27 Two. 0.99
01:36:28 I don't think he pits on the fucking studio anymore. 0.99
01:36:30 What? 0.99
01:36:31 What? 1.00
01:36:31 What the fuck did he just say? 1.00
01:36:33 This is what we were talking about on the phone yesterday. 1.00
01:36:35 This is why England lost.
01:36:37 Mumbles, and you're like, what are you talking about?
01:36:39 I don't know what you just said.
01:36:40 You have so much energy.
01:36:41 You can translate?
01:36:42 You won't let me piss in the studio anymore.
01:36:44 There you go.
01:36:45 He should move to the north.
01:36:46 That's right.
01:36:47 In England.
01:36:48 Yeah, you can piss anywhere. 0.94
01:36:49 Piss in the corner. 0.99
01:36:50 Yeah. 1.00
01:36:51 Piss in your own apartment on the floor. 0.99
01:36:52 No one cares. 1.00
01:36:53 Man, my tour in Wales.
01:36:55 I got heckled by those guys. 0.99
01:36:56 You don't know what the fuck to say. 1.00
01:36:58 The whole crowd laughs, and you're like, damn. 1.00
01:36:59 Yeah. 0.99
01:37:00 Must have been a good one.
01:37:01 Right, right.
01:37:02 What's that, sir?
01:37:03 Oh, man.
01:37:04 I did Glasgow. 1.00
01:37:05 Those heckles are wild.
01:37:06 I did Dublin and I did Belfast back in the day.
01:37:10 Belfast was the craziest.
01:37:11 Like, you don't understand a word they're saying. 0.66
01:37:12 Nothing.
01:37:13 Don't understand a word.
01:37:14 Scotland, I couldn't understand a word.
01:37:15 I was drunk at a bar.
01:37:16 I went to a bar and me and this one dude.
01:37:18 I just met this guy at a bar.
01:37:20 We just started throwing down.
01:37:21 And four or five drinks in.
01:37:23 He's just like, I'll fight any man. 1.00
01:37:26 Fucking Chocolate Dill, whoever it is. 1.00
01:37:29 I'll fight any man. 1.00
01:37:30 I'm like, I believe you.
01:37:32 I love that he's not saying he's going to win.
01:37:32 I believe you.
01:37:35 He's just like, I'll fucking do it. 1.00
01:37:36 I'll fight any man. 0.99
01:37:37 He wanted me to know.
01:37:39 He wanted me to know.
01:37:40 And I'm like, I believe.
01:37:41 Those are the best.
01:37:42 Let's have another drink.
01:37:43 They are.
01:37:43 They are literally the best bros of all time.
01:37:44 Yeah, they're fun.
01:37:45 Remember, I grew up with guys like that.
01:37:47 It was a good time. 0.98
01:37:48 You were glad they were on your side because they were just totally insane.
01:37:51 I miss those days where I could just go to a bar and just pull up and just get lit.
01:37:56 It was fun.
01:37:56 Oh, yeah, you can't do that.
01:37:57 It's too hard.
01:37:58 It's too many people come over. 0.94
01:38:00 Back then, so this is like 2007 or some shit. 0.64
01:38:05 There's no cameras, there's no phones, there's no iPhone yet. 0.80
01:38:08 So it's like people were just hanging out.
01:38:10 Cameras have ruined, I think, people have ruined.
01:38:13 Phones have ruined everything in terms of people's connection with each other.
01:38:17 Oh, that too.
01:38:18 100%.
01:38:19 Just spying on each other all the time.
01:38:20 The old phones, that was as far as we should have gone.
01:38:23 A flip phone that you could text on. 0.95
01:38:25 And the texting sucked.
01:38:26 And then we know it's bad and we still can't stop. 0.92
01:38:28 Yeah.
01:38:29 We can't stop. 1.00
01:38:30 It's got too much good shit on it. 0.99
01:38:31 But I've pulled back considerably, like I was saying, over the last three months. 0.99
01:38:35 Just decided enough is enough.
01:38:37 I just decided enough is enough.
01:38:37 It's hard to do.
01:38:39 I'm like, I don't like how I feel when I just scroll through. 0.99
01:38:43 You get off for an hour sometimes, you're just like, what the fuck? 0.99
01:38:43 Doom. 0.99
01:38:46 I know.
01:38:46 You're bummed out.
01:38:48 I can't look at it anymore.
01:38:50 Like, I can't.
01:38:50 Because it's a lot about you.
01:38:51 It's just negative.
01:38:52 Yeah.
01:38:53 All negative.
01:38:54 Everything's negative.
01:38:54 It hurts, so it's not like I'm making a disciplined choice to be like, I don't want to look at this anymore.
01:38:59 I haven't looked at Reddit in forever.
01:39:01 In years.
01:39:02 I can't look at Twitter anymore.
01:39:04 They'll show you a picture of nature.
01:39:06 They go, Well, not everyone can afford to get there. 0.99
01:39:09 You're like, Oh, damn. 0.99
01:39:11 Oh, God. 1.00
01:39:11 Oh, God. 1.00
01:39:12 It totally makes me feel bad.
01:39:13 It's like, I can't even.
01:39:15 I mean, of course I can, but I don't want to click on it anymore.
01:39:17 You don't want to live in their world.
01:39:19 You don't want to be in their head.
01:39:21 And they don't want to either.
01:39:22 And the only way for them out is to not do that. 0.99
01:39:25 And if they keep doing it and keep living in that fucking same swamp of ideas. 0.99
01:39:29 They're never going to change. 0.99
01:39:30 But my dad just got on Instagram Reels, which is very fun.
01:39:34 What's his name?
01:39:36 He's TikTok. 1.00
01:39:37 He's sending us fucking AI dog videos, like dogs driving cars. 0.99
01:39:42 I love it. 1.00
01:39:43 That's positive.
01:39:44 Oh, no, it's great.
01:39:45 And it's a nice thing for me and him.
01:39:46 Like, I'll send him Instagram Reels of, like, you know, Larry Bird highlights. 0.83
01:39:51 I'll send him, like, some white safeties from the 90s fucking laying guys at, like, John Lynch highlight videos. 0.90
01:39:51 Yeah. 0.90
01:39:59 Steve Larky's got a lot of stuff.
01:40:02 It's the best way for guys to connect.
01:40:04 It's like, here's a funny meme, here's a video.
01:40:06 Because we got nothing to say.
01:40:07 Hey, I'm going to tell you guys something.
01:40:08 We have to edit this out because no one can know yet.
01:40:12 Pause.
01:40:13 No, no.
01:40:14 Yes.
01:40:15 By the way, I'm glad we didn't do that.
01:40:17 Oh, we're back.
01:40:17 And we're back.
01:40:18 And we're back.
01:40:19 I'm glad we didn't.
01:40:20 We were talking about doing one with Hunter Biden, but now everybody's doing one with him.
01:40:23 Tucker just did it.
01:40:25 And then they did Chris Williamson, Duncan Trussell, Matt McCusker, and Biden.
01:40:30 They still are protecting him.
01:40:30 They still are protecting him.
01:40:31 They still are protecting him.
01:40:33 They still are protecting him.
01:40:34 They're trying.
01:40:35 That limey.
01:40:35 They're trying.
01:40:36 We wish you the best.
01:40:37 Good luck.
01:40:38 Oh, you didn't do it?
01:40:38 Good luck.
01:40:39 There you go.
01:40:39 Highlights.
01:40:40 Hey.
01:40:41 Look at that, Joe.
01:40:41 You're going to like this.
01:40:43 John Lynch.
01:40:44 Oh.
01:40:44 Playing the hammer.
01:40:45 Pick.
01:40:46 4 7.
01:40:46 Let's go.
01:40:47 Boom. 0.90
01:40:48 Let's go. 1.00
01:40:49 Get the fuck out of here, pussy. 1.00
01:40:53 Bro. 1.00
01:40:54 You got to do a season on the sidelines.
01:40:57 You know what you should do?
01:40:58 You know how I do a fight companion?
01:41:00 That's very easy.
01:41:00 For fights?
01:41:01 You should do a game companion.
01:41:01 Yeah, he should do that.
01:41:03 Ooh. 0.98
01:41:04 It would be fucking giant. 0.98
01:41:08 I couldn't do Notre Dame. 0.99
01:41:09 One of the characters was dead silent the entire game.
01:41:12 Oh, right.
01:41:13 Do you see that guy?
01:41:13 Okay.
01:41:14 What about the Phillies game?
01:41:14 What about NFL?
01:41:15 What about NFL?
01:41:16 I could do the Eagles.
01:41:17 I could have a little more fun with the Eagles.
01:41:18 Dude, do you know how fun that would be?
01:41:20 You, McCusker, Jalen Hurts, football players.
01:41:22 Jalen Hurts.
01:41:23 Get a football player in. 0.79
01:41:23 Get him in there. 0.79
01:41:25 Oh, yeah. 0.76
01:41:26 But get Taylor. 1.00
01:41:28 Get Taylor. 0.69
01:41:29 Get Taylor.
01:41:30 Yeah, or Will.
01:41:32 Yeah, both of them together.
01:41:34 That would blow up.
01:41:34 How about that?
01:41:35 You, McCusker, Taylor, and Will.
01:41:37 Let us use your.
01:41:38 Do you know what I'm saying?
01:41:39 Let's do it out of here. 1.00
01:41:40 Woo! 0.99
01:41:40 100%. 0.99
01:41:41 Walk it in!
01:41:41 There it is.
01:41:42 100%.
01:41:42 On Sunday.
01:41:43 He's like, what the fuck? 1.00
01:41:44 JMO will be involved in this. 0.99
01:41:45 Bro, it would be a great idea.
01:41:47 Sundays.
01:41:48 I wouldn't mind a football at all.
01:41:49 Occasional Thursdays.
01:41:50 Yeah, we can get a couple of booskies in here, watch the football game. 1.00
01:41:52 Dude, a football companion would be sick.
01:41:54 With you guys? 0.75
01:41:55 That would be literally sick.
01:41:57 You could totally use this place.
01:41:58 That would be 12 here.
01:42:00 Bro, that would be so sick.
01:42:01 And people would love it.
01:42:03 Adam will come out with me on Sundays when I'm in Austin, and he doesn't drink.
01:42:07 So, we'll come out, we'll watch the 1 o'clock game, we'll get a buzz going.
01:42:11 He would relapse from that.
01:42:12 All right, 4 p.m.
01:42:13 We'll stay for the 4 p.m.
01:42:14 Spike is he's relapse for less.
01:42:17 I'm drinking for the 4 p.m. 1.00
01:42:18 They go, Fuck it, we're already out here. 1.00
01:42:19 We might as well stay for Sunday night football. 1.00
01:42:21 That's the 8 p.m. game.
01:42:23 There it is.
01:42:24 I came for three hours.
01:42:25 He exhaled me for 14 hours.
01:42:26 Not drinking?
01:42:27 That's crazy. 0.99
01:42:28 I'm fucking devastated. 0.99
01:42:31 Every Sunday. 0.99
01:42:33 Yeah, I think that would be a killer move.
01:42:35 That wouldn't listen.
01:42:36 We've done fight companions that got way more views than the actual UFC itself.
01:42:40 And I think that, like, what's that?
01:42:41 Matt watch football?
01:42:42 No, but that's what makes it good. 1.00
01:42:44 Yeah, well, Matt's just funny as shit. 0.98
01:42:45 Matt's funny, and he, you can ask him about football, and he'll answer earnestly. 0.98
01:42:49 I'll be like, who do you think is going to win?
01:42:50 I'll be like, the Jets. 0.99
01:42:53 It sucked. 0.94
01:42:54 It's a great idea. 0.97
01:42:57 We would have to, yeah.
01:42:59 No, you can do whatever you want.
01:43:00 Totally.
01:43:01 It's a great idea.
01:43:02 Definitely do it.
01:43:02 Try one.
01:43:04 I couldn't do college football.
01:43:06 Yeah, I get it.
01:43:06 You're too invested.
01:43:06 I get you.
01:43:07 I'm going to be going to a lot of UT games.
01:43:09 We've got to get you to a Texas game this year.
01:43:11 Texas, Ohio State.
01:43:11 Oh, yeah.
01:43:12 Texas, Ohio State.
01:43:12 I've been to them.
01:43:14 Dude, I went to three last year.
01:43:16 Texas, Ohio State.
01:43:16 Really?
01:43:17 Yeah, well, yeah.
01:43:18 Dude, they're fun.
01:43:18 Did you tailgate?
01:43:19 They got a good tailgate.
01:43:19 The best is the nighttime games.
01:43:21 Woo.
01:43:22 Nighttime games are fun.
01:43:23 Bro, nighttime games are lit.
01:43:25 They're great.
01:43:26 They're fun.
01:43:27 Any live event is fun.
01:43:28 Any sporting event is fun.
01:43:29 Yeah, but there's something about Texas and football where it's like an institution.
01:43:34 Oh, I went to the LSU games in college, and it was like the Coliseum.
01:43:38 It was insane.
01:43:39 What do we got here?
01:43:40 September 12th, 6 30, Ohio State versus Texas.
01:43:43 That's the one.
01:43:44 Let's go.
01:43:46 That is only.
01:43:48 No, that's the weekend before.
01:43:50 That's the weekend.
01:43:51 When's the UFC?
01:43:53 There's a UFC in that.
01:43:54 9 11.
01:43:55 That range.
01:43:56 Did you?
01:43:57 Oh, it's the weekend after.
01:43:58 It's the 18th and 19th.
01:44:00 That's in LA.
01:44:02 This is the UFC in LA.
01:44:03 If you guys want to take over the comedy store for a weekend. 1.00
01:44:06 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:44:07 What day? 1.00
01:44:08 18th and 19th.
01:44:09 The 19th is the UFC.
01:44:10 The 18th.
01:44:11 Take over on Friday.
01:44:11 September.
01:44:13 Damn. 1.00
01:44:15 What do you say, fellas? 1.00
01:44:16 What do you say?
01:44:16 They're taking over the world, man.
01:44:18 We're on the 7th, no doubt.
01:44:19 Let's go.
01:44:20 I know.
01:44:21 Well, we still got to go see Kanye.
01:44:22 That's the big one.
01:44:23 Kanye, September 4th.
01:44:24 Does he have any other shows announced?
01:44:27 The 3rd and 4th in Chicago.
01:44:27 I'm not sure.
01:44:29 Is he going to let you sing a song like Zach Bryant?
01:44:31 I'm going to stand on the top of the globe and do stand up.
01:44:34 Yeah.
01:44:35 Before he comes out, I'm going to do one bit.
01:44:38 I got a question. 0.93
01:44:39 What are the ancient Jews that had the box on the head? 0.98
01:44:43 Not ancient. 1.00
01:44:44 They still do the box?
01:44:44 That's still around.
01:44:45 They still wear the box?
01:44:46 They got that in Brooklyn.
01:44:46 The E Rocks.
01:44:47 Okay, what's the box? 0.99
01:44:48 It's got a GPS in there so you can plan out where the fucking beepers are. 0.99
01:44:54 Jakarta is going to be enormous. 0.99
01:44:55 So Jakarta.
01:44:57 Almaty.
01:44:58 Where's Almaty? 1.00
01:44:58 Holy shit. 1.00
01:44:59 What is that? 1.00
01:45:01 New Orleans.
01:45:02 New Orleans would be fun.
01:45:03 Wait, when's New Orleans?
01:45:04 When's New Orleans? 0.94
01:45:05 Kazakhstan? 1.00
01:45:05 Yeah, when's New Orleans? 1.00
01:45:06 Kazakhstan. 1.00
01:45:06 He's doing bad? 1.00
01:45:06 He's just throwing it in Kazakhstan. 1.00
01:45:07 He's doing bad? 0.87
01:45:08 He's just throwing it in Kazakhstan. 1.00
01:45:09 He's doing bad. 1.00
01:45:09 He's doing bad. 1.00
01:45:09 He's doing bad. 1.00
01:45:10 Kazakhstan. 1.00
01:45:10 That's crazy. 1.00
01:45:12 He's doing a stadium in Kazakhstan.
01:45:12 Let's go to Kazakhstan.
01:45:14 Hey, Superdome in New Orleans would be fun. 1.00
01:45:17 That's fun. 1.00
01:45:18 Or we could just go to Jakarta and get killed. 1.00
01:45:20 Let's go to Jakarta. 1.00
01:45:21 September 4th.
01:45:22 September 4th is the move.
01:45:23 3rd or 4th is the move.
01:45:23 Or 3rd.
01:45:25 I don't know if I still have it in me, boys.
01:45:26 What are you talking about?
01:45:29 America.
01:45:30 You got it.
01:45:31 Muscle memory.
01:45:32 Kick in Do it for America.
01:45:35 America. 1.00
01:45:35 Fuck England. 1.00
01:45:37 Fuck yeah. 1.00
01:45:40 Yeah, I still got it. 1.00
01:45:42 Chicago is only about.
01:45:43 It doesn't go away.
01:45:44 How many hours is Chicago from here by plane?
01:45:48 Three?
01:45:49 Two? 0.92
01:45:49 Two? 0.92
01:45:50 It's both central.
01:45:52 So we could conceivably do a podcast on that Thursday, the 3rd, and fly straight to Chicago.
01:46:00 It's happening.
01:46:03 Do a podcast on the plane.
01:46:03 We were on the plane.
01:46:04 Nice.
01:46:05 Yeah, why not?
01:46:05 Nice.
01:46:06 There's multiple microphones.
01:46:06 Nice.
01:46:07 Nice.
01:46:07 Are you cool with Kanye?
01:46:09 We could do it before we met.
01:46:10 We met.
01:46:10 What?
01:46:11 When?
01:46:13 In LA.
01:46:14 Yeah. 1.00
01:46:14 Will you please show up with the Yamacon? 1.00
01:46:16 Oh, get the box.
01:46:19 Tell me about the box.
01:46:20 Yeah, what's going on with that box?
01:46:21 What's in the box?
01:46:22 What's in the box?
01:46:23 It's got some prayers in there.
01:46:26 It ain't a big deal.
01:46:27 It's got prayers.
01:46:28 It's got some codes.
01:46:29 No, really.
01:46:30 What is actually in the box?
01:46:31 Are you not allowed to tell the guy?
01:46:32 I think it's biblical scripture.
01:46:33 Yeah, it's scripture.
01:46:34 It's like hero Israel, I'm the Lord.
01:46:35 The bigger the box, the more scripture you got in there, the more pious you are.
01:46:39 No, no, no.
01:46:39 I can write it.
01:46:40 That's what it is.
01:46:42 You got a fat box.
01:46:43 Look at that guy.
01:46:46 No, those cost like $15,000, dude.
01:46:46 Yeah.
01:46:48 That's tight, obviously.
01:46:49 You know what's weird?
01:46:50 You ever seen those ancient Chinese sculptures that show a guy with a box on his head that looks like he's got a giant nose?
01:46:57 Have you seen those?
01:46:57 Not?
01:46:58 No.
01:46:58 You're saying Jews visited a giant?
01:47:00 I believe so.
01:47:01 There's an ancient Chinese sculpture.
01:47:01 Wow.
01:47:04 We got there early to get our Chinese food.
01:47:06 See if you can find those, Jamie.
01:47:08 There's Chinese sculptures of dudes that have boxes in their head.
01:47:11 And then people have looked at them and went, hey, look at that.
01:47:14 Hey.
01:47:14 You're saying that?
01:47:15 No, that's not the one.
01:47:16 No way.
01:47:18 That's not what I was talking about, Jamie.
01:47:18 No way.
01:47:20 There's some way better ones.
01:47:22 What the hell is the box you're talking about?
01:47:27 There's other ones that look like way more normal. 1.00
01:47:30 Joe, I think you got hit with Jewish AI. 1.00
01:47:34 Yeah. 1.00
01:47:39 That's so funny.
01:47:39 Oh, my God.
01:47:42 I'm telling you, I saw one with the box on the head.
01:47:45 The guy had the box.
01:47:47 What's in the box?
01:47:51 But it's just prayers.
01:47:52 It's just prayers.
01:47:53 Curled up.
01:47:54 What a great idea.
01:47:56 Have a box of prayers. 0.98
01:47:57 Come on, what is it, foreskins? 0.99
01:47:59 What do you got?
01:48:00 How much would people mock the Maps of the Lost World? 1.00
01:48:02 Christians if they carried a Bible on their head like a fucking chin strap. 1.00
01:48:06 Yeah. 1.00
01:48:07 Yeah, the Christians got to wear that Pope hat.
01:48:09 It's nothing to sneeze at. 0.98
01:48:10 The Pope hat's nuts.
01:48:11 It's a fish hat.
01:48:12 It's a box of incense.
01:48:13 The thing is, people have to wear a crazy wizard's costume to get you to convince that they're different than you.
01:48:20 Bro, if you go to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, Pope has cool outfits.
01:48:26 And he's got a car.
01:48:27 And he's got a sick car.
01:48:28 He's got a mobile.
01:48:29 He's got a Pope mobile.
01:48:30 This new guy doesn't use the Pope mobile, though.
01:48:32 What?
01:48:33 Yeah, this new guy is like the egalitarian Pope.
01:48:36 He's like a different kind of Pope.
01:48:38 So he's sitting in storage?
01:48:39 He got rid of the throne, got a regular seat. 1.00
01:48:41 He likes the Gays. 1.00
01:48:42 Likes the Gays?
01:48:42 J. Leno's driving it.
01:48:43 He likes the Gays, this man. 1.00
01:48:44 I like the Gays. 0.99
01:48:45 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:48:46 Look at that hat.
01:48:46 That's the old guy.
01:48:47 What an old lady hat. 1.00
01:48:48 That was like Bishop Don Juan type shit. 1.00
01:48:50 D.L. Hugo. 1.00
01:48:51 The drip's severe, dude.
01:48:53 That's a weird one.
01:48:54 D.L. Hugo.
01:48:55 That shit's awesome. 1.00
01:48:56 That's crazy. 1.00
01:48:56 Bro, look at that hat. 1.00
01:48:57 Wow.
01:48:58 Hold on.
01:48:58 Wow.
01:48:58 The staff.
01:48:59 It's tough to drive with that.
01:49:01 Imagine any other job.
01:49:02 Imagine if that guy was the CEO of United Healthcare.
01:49:05 You'd be like, why is he dressed like that? 1.00
01:49:07 Any other job where you dress like that, people would think you're a fucking idiot. 1.00
01:49:10 Why is he at the Yamako? 1.00
01:49:11 Jesus didn't find Yamako.
01:49:12 When?
01:49:13 Where?
01:49:13 Bottom right.
01:49:14 Bottom right.
01:49:14 Because he had to visit the Holy Land.
01:49:16 That's a big Yam. 1.00
01:49:17 I don't think that's a real Yamako. 0.92
01:49:18 I think that's like a Pope cap.
01:49:20 It's different.
01:49:20 It's cold in there.
01:49:21 Yeah.
01:49:22 It's the same.
01:49:23 No, it's not.
01:49:23 He's got a socks hat on.
01:49:24 It's covering his whole head.
01:49:25 Oh, yeah, he's a Chicago guy.
01:49:26 It's covering the whole head, bro. 0.95
01:49:27 Show him the White Socks. 0.97
01:49:28 That's it.
01:49:29 White Socks. 0.97
01:49:29 Oh, look at that. 0.97
01:49:30 They did Pope night the other night, and everybody got one of the Pope hats.
01:49:33 That's hilarious.
01:49:34 And then they had a nice moment.
01:49:37 Tommy Pope hat.
01:49:38 Tommy's like, for me?
01:49:39 I barely even know Chicago.
01:49:41 It is weird that we let them dress like that. 0.99
01:49:43 I mean, this is fucking insane. 0.97
01:49:45 They have, but there's no other job where you're allowed to dress like that. 0.99
01:49:48 Look at that guy.
01:49:48 Yeah.
01:49:49 Yeah, it's nice.
01:49:50 Tina. 1.00
01:49:50 That's a crazy outfit. 1.00
01:49:52 Toss those out for the White Sox fans. 0.97
01:49:54 Then they had a Peace be with you with the entire crowd from Catholics. 1.00
01:49:58 Really? 0.99
01:49:58 And everybody shook each other's hands. 0.99
01:50:00 I love when they do that.
01:50:01 That's nice.
01:50:02 Have me and Duncan, rather, have we ever dressed like Popes? 0.64
01:50:05 Duncan did. 0.78
01:50:06 That's sacrilegious.
01:50:07 We've dressed like priests, right?
01:50:09 We did priests.
01:50:10 Uh oh.
01:50:11 Every time we do a podcast, Duncan and I would wear different outfits.
01:50:14 The most difficult was furries.
01:50:16 You did a furry?
01:50:17 Yeah, you wear the helmet and you're like, respect to the furries. 1.00
01:50:20 Because this fucking thing is tough to wear. 1.00
01:50:20 Yeah. 1.00
01:50:22 Let's see the furry.
01:50:23 Yeah, we've been.
01:50:24 You dressed like Green Man?
01:50:25 Oh, we dressed like everything.
01:50:26 We dressed like Tesla robots. 1.00
01:50:28 Holy shit. 1.00
01:50:28 That was one. 1.00
01:50:29 Look at that. 0.59
01:50:30 We dressed like demons. 0.99
01:50:31 Look at that. 0.70
01:50:32 Oh, yeah.
01:50:32 If you go back through the catalog, that's great.
01:50:34 That was Halloween with Elon.
01:50:37 Me and Elon did a podcast, and I dressed like that guy.
01:50:40 The Joe Rogan guy.
01:50:41 The Joe Rogan guy looked.
01:50:42 I would have thought that was me.
01:50:43 If I didn't know that was me, I would have thought that was me.
01:50:46 That's my favorite one because I think that's the one you guys were being quoted on CNN by saying something.
01:50:52 With a bunch of candles.
01:50:54 No, no, no, no. 0.85
01:50:55 The one we were quoted on CNN, we were literally dressed like clowns. 0.96
01:51:00 We're actually clowns.
01:51:01 When they cut to you after they set it up, I was like, guys. 0.98
01:51:05 What's the black?
01:51:06 Is that an ICE agent? 0.81
01:51:07 What is the black? 0.62
01:51:09 No, that's a Tesla robot.
01:51:11 What?
01:51:11 We dress like a Tesla robot.
01:51:13 Yeah.
01:51:13 That's great.
01:51:14 Yeah.
01:51:15 I bought those online.
01:51:16 That's great.
01:51:17 Shout out to Amazon.
01:51:18 We've been elves.
01:51:19 That was one to the left of that.
01:51:21 See Duncan dressed like an elf?
01:51:22 To the left of that.
01:51:23 He's cute.
01:51:24 Oh, yeah.
01:51:24 That one we wore plague masks.
01:51:26 Jesus. 1.00
01:51:27 That's fucked. 1.00
01:51:29 We've done everything. 1.00
01:51:30 Wait, let me see that plague.
01:51:31 Duncan wore a ghillie suit once.
01:51:33 How about the one where it's me with the eyeballs lit?
01:51:36 That was sick.
01:51:38 That was terrifying.
01:51:39 Yeah, that was a Halloween episode.
01:51:41 You would win Halloween.
01:51:42 You could go out that anonymously.
01:51:44 Not now anymore. 0.97
01:51:44 They're pretty sick. 0.97
01:51:45 But again, we couldn't keep those on for very long.
01:51:48 Dude, we went, me and Sal went one year on Halloween to the New York parade.
01:51:52 Like 15 of us dressed in the same Batman outfit.
01:51:55 And then every time we saw a Joker, we'd all surround him and start like chest pumping him.
01:52:00 It was so sick.
01:52:01 We just kept going to be like, Where is she?
01:52:04 It was so much fun.
01:52:05 So fun to be a dude.
01:52:07 Yeah. 0.98
01:52:09 And the belt worked.
01:52:09 We put liquor bottles, like airplane bottles in there.
01:52:12 Utility belt.
01:52:13 Yeah, DeStefano was with us.
01:52:14 At some point, we had to rip up the bottom so we could piss through it on the street because he's the only way to get his own one piece.
01:52:19 Yeah.
01:52:19 It was so great.
01:52:20 And he still goes there.
01:52:21 Because you have no identity.
01:52:23 Except with the beards.
01:52:24 Well, that's what the furries like.
01:52:26 They like hiding.
01:52:28 Yeah.
01:52:29 Hiding who they are.
01:52:30 They don't like who they are, so they can just be free.
01:52:32 It's fine.
01:52:33 I get it.
01:52:34 I get it.
01:52:35 Wearing that mask for a little bit, though, genuinely, both Duncan and I both gain respect for the furries. 0.62
01:52:41 Yeah, but then they shoot the president. 0.60
01:52:43 Nah.
01:52:43 I don't know if they do that.
01:52:44 Wasn't that guy a furry?
01:52:45 No, he loved a furry.
01:52:46 Oh, he loved a furry.
01:52:47 Yeah, but I'm not even sure if that's true.
01:52:50 The more time goes on, the more I'm leaning towards Candace Owens.
01:52:53 What?
01:52:54 She's got some very interesting theories about it.
01:52:54 Way, whoa.
01:52:59 Look at that.
01:53:00 Yeah, DeRosa was there.
01:53:00 Hey!
01:53:01 We were getting hammered. 1.00
01:53:03 Those belts, look, they got the shame on the belt. 1.00
01:53:05 Yeah, see the liquor. 1.00
01:53:06 That's great.
01:53:07 That's funny.
01:53:08 That's great.
01:53:09 I don't think any story that you hear in the news is accurate.
01:53:12 There's usually none.
01:53:12 I think there's always.
01:53:13 Or spin on it, at least.
01:53:14 There's always some spin.
01:53:15 But the public is. 0.99
01:53:16 So, whatever the spin is about Tyler Robinson, there's some bullshit to it. 1.00
01:53:21 I don't know how much of it is bullshit, but there's some bullshit. 1.00
01:53:25 And one of the more recent bullshits is. 0.99
01:53:27 They found a photo that they were saying was Tyler Robinson, but then people noticed that the, because he's real thin, people noticed that the cars in the background, the proportions were distorted.
01:53:36 And then they realized that what they had done was taken a guy who's like much wider than Tyler Robinson and shrunken the perspective.
01:53:44 Really?
01:53:45 Yep.
01:53:45 Yep.
01:53:46 And then when you see him for what he really looks like, you're like, oh, there's no way that's that guy.
01:53:49 That guy's big.
01:53:50 And then you're like, well, it's mostly true.
01:53:51 You're like, no, he's not shifting.
01:53:53 No, no, they changed.
01:53:54 Like, you look at the hood of the cars behind him, they're all like that narrow.
01:53:57 Who was that guy?
01:53:59 Tyler Robinson?
01:53:59 What guy?
01:54:00 He was the guy who supposedly shot Charlie Kirk.
01:54:02 Kirk, yeah.
01:54:03 Not the president.
01:54:04 It was in Guatemala when I heard about that.
01:54:06 William, really?
01:54:06 Yeah, people said, Bar.
01:54:08 I didn't smoke weed.
01:54:09 Some guy's like, What do you think about Charlie Kirk?
01:54:10 I'm like, I like his college videos were cool to begin with.
01:54:13 Yeah, and the guy's kind of old.
01:54:15 And they were like, He's dead.
01:54:16 I'm like, What?
01:54:18 The thing about that guy is.
01:54:19 That furry shot Charlie Kirk.
01:54:22 What?
01:54:22 What'd you just say?
01:54:23 Momo, momo, momo. 0.99
01:54:26 And Erica Kirk's like, She's a cook. 0.95
01:54:29 She loves sparklers. 1.00
01:54:29 Punning. 1.00
01:54:32 Yeah, she does.
01:54:34 It wasn't funny enough. 1.00
01:54:35 I was like, yeah, fuck her. 1.00
01:54:37 You ever see Drewski's America Kirk? 1.00
01:54:39 Yeah, I turned off.
01:54:40 I thought it was the other day.
01:54:41 Did they keep threatening him?
01:54:43 They were going to sue him for that?
01:54:44 I don't know.
01:54:45 He's the best thing that ever happened to him.
01:54:45 It was funny, though.
01:54:48 When he came out, he starts doing cartwheels and shit with white face on. 1.00
01:54:51 White face. 1.00
01:54:52 He's killing it, that guy. 1.00
01:54:53 Every video kills it.
01:54:55 When he goes to NASCAR, unbelievable.
01:54:58 Funny dude. 0.95
01:54:59 People that got upset with that, shut up. 0.72
01:54:59 Funny dude. 0.72
01:55:01 You don't think it's weird the lady comes out with sparkers behind her?
01:55:01 I know.
01:55:04 You're out of your fucking mind. 1.00
01:55:05 That's insane. 1.00
01:55:06 I know.
01:55:06 You don't think someone can make fun of that?
01:55:08 She walks out like fucking Randy Orton. 1.00
01:55:10 Fucking Goldberg coming out of the fucking. 1.00
01:55:16 Fucking Undertaker. 1.00
01:55:16 The Queen wore black. 1.00
01:55:17 For 80 years.
01:55:19 Well, that is crazy.
01:55:20 In interviews, she dresses like SEAL Team 6. 0.99
01:55:23 She's all blacked out with a black hat and everything.
01:55:25 She's serious, bro.
01:55:26 She's serious. 0.98
01:55:27 The Navy SEAL Fighter series is very fucking cool. 0.98
01:55:30 She's serious. 0.92
01:55:32 There's a lot of controversy in the Navy SEAL community as to who actually killed bin Laden.
01:55:37 I've been down a rabbit hole this week.
01:55:38 That's not O'Neill.
01:55:40 Well, O'Neill says he did it, but a lot of the guys that were connected to people that were on that mission say he was one of the people that shot bin Laden, but he probably shot a guy who was already dead.
01:55:51 I don't know if that's true.
01:55:52 I know they all put one in.
01:55:53 I got his poster in my room.
01:55:54 I'm sure they all put one in him.
01:55:56 I may as well do that. 1.00
01:55:57 Look, if you were on the team and I had already shot him, you would run in and shoot him, too. 1.00
01:56:01 Fuck yeah, we all shot him. 1.00
01:56:02 And then I would say, yeah, we got him. 1.00
01:56:04 We all shot together.
01:56:05 I'd let you in on it.
01:56:06 I'd let you get a little credit.
01:56:07 You know what was cool?
01:56:08 I watched the doc about Bin Laden, and they found out it was him from his shadow. 0.65
01:56:12 They measured his shadow because they knew he was 6'5.
01:56:15 Wow.
01:56:15 So they measured the shadow.
01:56:16 They knew it was him.
01:56:18 I heard they knew where he was a long time before they attacked.
01:56:18 Wow.
01:56:21 Well, you said they knew.
01:56:22 No, no, no, no.
01:56:24 From people.
01:56:24 From the inside people.
01:56:27 They kind of knew when to do it, and they had a decision, a strategic decision to when to take them out.
01:56:27 I knew.
01:56:33 I like it.
01:56:33 Not full invasion.
01:56:34 Just get like six fucking badass guys in there. 0.99
01:56:36 I just can't throw them out. 0.99
01:56:37 I feel really naked without these sunglasses.
01:56:39 He was throwing his kids in front of the firepower, too. 0.97
01:56:42 Crazy. 0.97
01:56:43 Ben Laden. 1.00
01:56:44 Throwing his wife and throwing women in front of him. 0.99
01:56:46 Are you sure? 0.99
01:56:47 Are you sure?
01:56:48 Yeah. 1.00
01:56:49 That's what I'd say if I shot a bunch of women and children. 1.00
01:56:51 I said, fucking got through those. 1.00
01:56:54 I just placed them there. 0.99
01:56:56 He's coming right at us. 0.95
01:56:57 No, that was Baghdad. 1.00
01:56:58 He did that. 0.94
01:56:59 Yeah.
01:56:59 He grabbed two kids and ran into a tunnel and then blew himself up.
01:57:04 Oh, really?
01:57:05 Oh, my God.
01:57:06 Oh, my God.
01:57:08 Oh, they were D students.
01:57:10 War is so crazy.
01:57:12 Crazy.
01:57:13 Good thing we're not in one of those.
01:57:14 When is that going to end?
01:57:16 When are we going to stop?
01:57:17 Stop doing that.
01:57:18 Take some profit out of it, maybe.
01:57:20 Trump posted today about the Strait of Hermos is now owned by the United States. 0.86
01:57:25 I'm not being a Dysmetic.
01:57:26 I'm not being a Dysmetic. 0.89
01:57:27 Said it.
01:57:28 Trump posted today that the United States controls the Strait of Hormuz. 0.99
01:57:32 Yeah, he tweets that every fucking two days. 0.99
01:57:34 Oh, yeah. 0.98
01:57:34 You gotta be like, guys, what he's tweeting is just distracting you. 0.98
01:57:37 There's a deal.
01:57:38 Yeah, but we all know this.
01:57:38 We have a deal.
01:57:40 We're close to a deal.
01:57:41 Do it. 0.98
01:57:42 You imagine if you were a guy who had a coin, you had Gillis coin, and every time he tweeted wild shit, Gillis coin just went up? 0.99
01:57:50 Oh, yeah. 0.98
01:57:51 You know what I mean?
01:57:51 Isn't he selling his Truth Social tweets to people and then they can bet on it?
01:57:57 What?
01:57:58 I think, yeah.
01:57:58 You can bet on anything.
01:57:59 He's selling access.
01:58:00 Yeah, selling access.
01:58:02 He's selling faster access to his tweets, and then you can bet on it.
01:58:06 Better on what it's doing?
01:58:07 On the markets.
01:58:08 Because.
01:58:09 It's literally insider trading.
01:58:09 Wait a minute.
01:58:11 You can bet on everything. 0.96
01:58:11 It's Kashi. 0.96
01:58:12 You can fix.
01:58:13 Wait a minute.
01:58:14 Is that real?
01:58:15 You get access to a tweet before he makes it, and then you can bet on that tweet?
01:58:18 How is that legal?
01:58:20 We'll see.
01:58:21 Wait a minute.
01:58:21 What is this?
01:58:22 Trump sued over Truth Social advance access sale.
01:58:26 I'm online in the Oval Office.
01:58:27 Who's telling him this is a good idea?
01:58:30 I feel like I need to be closer now.
01:58:32 $100,000 contracts.
01:58:33 Yeah, it's $100,000 you can get his early tweets.
01:58:36 You know how crazy that is?
01:58:38 $100,000 to get early tweets?
01:58:40 He bet $200,000.
01:58:41 That's literally crazy.
01:58:42 I must piss you off so much when he tweets like.
01:58:44 Truth Social's parent company, Trump Media, announced in July it would offer subscribers to Truth API who paid up to $100,000 each month.
01:58:56 Not even just $100,000 a year.
01:58:56 Oh, my God.
01:58:58 Each month.
01:59:00 He's Reagan and I. For early access to market moving posts from Trump and other people who use the platform.
01:59:06 You imagine you charge $1.2 million a year?
01:59:06 Market moving.
01:59:10 He's just on a grab.
01:59:12 Oh, yeah.
01:59:12 And to get that, it's just people who are like, I just want to be in the meeting.
01:59:17 Where they go, I got an idea.
01:59:19 And everyone goes to each other and is like, should we tell them?
01:59:22 No.
01:59:22 They go, look, everyone, it's a good idea.
01:59:23 Fuck it. 1.00
01:59:24 I bet it wasn't even Trump. 1.00
01:59:25 It was probably some weasel who works in the administration.
01:59:28 It was like, charge them 100 grand a month.
01:59:31 And you post things and they can move the market.
01:59:33 Yikes. 1.00
01:59:34 It's just another form of the same shit. 1.00
01:59:36 Well, here's the thing. 1.00
01:59:37 Is it legal?
01:59:38 Because it is available.
01:59:40 If someone else wants to sign up for it, they can make it legal.
01:59:43 It doesn't seem like it should be. 0.98
01:59:44 Obviously, he operates in legal fucking gray land. 0.94
01:59:47 Well, this is the thing about the Trump coin it's not illegal. 0.97
01:59:51 Like coins are not good.
01:59:52 What's her name? 1.00
01:59:54 It's gay. 1.00
01:59:55 This is all gay. 1.00
01:59:57 Yeah. 1.00
01:59:58 Enough.
01:59:59 It's not good if you're already wealthy.
02:00:01 I've had enough. 1.00
02:00:03 I'm a fucking guy. 1.00
02:00:03 If you're already wealthy and you try making money. 1.00
02:00:06 I'm sick of it.
02:00:07 If you're already wealthy and you try making money.
02:00:09 Is that a Tony Henscliffe? 0.97
02:00:10 No, that's just me being gay. 0.87
02:00:11 Oh, no.
02:00:12 It does sound like it.
02:00:13 It does sound like it.
02:00:14 Unbelievable.
02:00:15 Unbelievable.
02:00:17 But I think anybody could start a coin.
02:00:20 I mean, we.
02:00:21 Yeah, we just started a part school house. 1.00
02:00:23 When we were talking about the fucking Hawk. 0.85
02:00:25 To a coin, we got hit up by like a bunch of different people, and people tried to get me to add to do ads for coins. 0.97
02:00:31 I'm like, hey, I'm still looking for actual coins.
02:00:36 Fair.
02:00:39 So, here's a crazy one.
02:00:40 Here's a crazy one that went, I can talk about it now because it went away.
02:00:43 Yeah, but there was a point in time where I was doing interviews with fighters after their fights, and they said, I want to thank Marshall Rogan coin, and the coin was my dog's face.
02:00:56 Oh, and it was like.
02:00:57 It was literally like almost like my logo.
02:00:59 It said Marshall Rogan coin.
02:01:01 And it was Marshall, my dog.
02:01:03 And I would interview these guys.
02:01:05 And I was like, okay, if I call attention to this, what should I do here?
02:01:09 My job when I'm interviewing fighters is just to interview fighters.
02:01:13 It's their big moment. 0.99
02:01:14 They fucking worked their ass off to get here. 1.00
02:01:16 They want to fight. 1.00
02:01:18 I don't want to inject myself in any way if it's not necessary. 0.99
02:01:21 You'd be like, what the fuck's that? 0.99
02:01:22 Also, you're like, what? 0.98
02:01:23 Yeah, because like, but a bunch of guys were like, I want to thank Marshall Rogan coin.
02:01:27 The UFC got hip to it and they put a kibosh on it.
02:01:30 But I don't know what these guys were doing, but I assume what they were doing was a pump and dump and they were paying the fighters.
02:01:36 So I don't know if it was a pump and dump.
02:01:37 Maybe it was legitimate.
02:01:38 But the point is, the fighters were legitimately getting paid because every time they would win, they would talk about Marshall Rogan coin.
02:01:45 And then, assumedly, some people that were interested in crypto would buy it.
02:01:50 That's no bueno.
02:01:50 It had nothing to do with me.
02:01:52 And here I am interviewing these guys going, this is a weird position to be in.
02:01:56 Like, I don't want to say anything.
02:01:57 But eventually the UFC is, do you have anything to do with that?
02:01:59 I go, no.
02:02:00 Because they're standing there, so it seems like you're part of it.
02:02:02 100%.
02:02:03 But also, I don't want to fuck up this guy's moment and say, hey, I got nothing to do with Marshall Rogan coin. 0.99
02:02:10 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
02:02:11 This guy just wants to fight. 1.00
02:02:12 There's a scam going on.
02:02:13 Let everybody else figure it out.
02:02:15 But it was the weirdest thing in the world.
02:02:17 Like, my dog.
02:02:19 I'll do anything.
02:02:20 As a coin, you know?
02:02:21 Yeah.
02:02:22 And I'm sure a lot of people probably thought I was involved.
02:02:24 I had no idea it even happened until someone said Marshall Rogan coin while I was interviewing him.
02:02:29 I'm like, what? 0.95
02:02:31 I mean, I wonder what the fuck that was back. 0.97
02:02:32 I found out in the octagon while I'm holding a microphone in front of a fighter's face after he won. 0.97
02:02:39 Like, Marshall Rogan coin. 0.99
02:02:40 And I was like, what the fuck are you just saying? 1.00
02:02:43 My dog? 1.00
02:02:44 Poor boy.
02:02:44 Oh boy.
02:02:45 Me and all my dogs got fucking glasses on. 1.00
02:02:49 He's making it so good. 1.00
02:02:51 Everybody's asleep.
02:02:52 He's on the laptop.
02:02:54 Yeah.
02:02:57 He's on the phone with Cotter. 1.00
02:02:59 Fucking trying to get some of this fucking money. 1.00
02:03:02 This is the best fucking shit my dad sends. 1.00
02:03:04 Right. 1.00
02:03:04 I'll send a fucking Instagram reel of a raccoon driving a car. 1.00
02:03:07 And I'll be like, go to bed, dude. 1.00
02:03:10 It's fucking 12 30. 0.99
02:03:11 That's adorable. 0.99
02:03:11 What are you doing? 0.99
02:03:12 Bro, raccoons might be the cutest. 1.00
02:03:14 Fucking animals from all the time. 0.99
02:03:15 Raccoon coin. 1.00
02:03:16 That was a good coin.
02:03:17 Was it?
02:03:17 I'm done with these coins.
02:03:18 I'm going to talk about them.
02:03:19 I was coming home the other day.
02:03:21 I'm going to talk about my dad using Instagram Reels.
02:03:23 He's moved on.
02:03:24 The second the Phillies game ends, he's on the Instagram.
02:03:27 Lights off in the house on a recliner by himself.
02:03:31 Well, they're endless.
02:03:32 My mom was on vacation for like two weeks. 0.98
02:03:34 My dad got fucking wrecked for two weeks. 0.99
02:03:37 The second she leaves the house, he dies. 0.99
02:03:42 He's like, I just want you to know you're a good guy.
02:03:42 He's calling me.
02:03:45 I love you, Dad.
02:03:47 He'll be like, yeah, all right.
02:03:50 That's great.
02:03:50 Oh, that's so funny.
02:03:51 Yeah, he sits in the dark and looks at reals.
02:03:52 I'm like, what are you doing right now?
02:03:53 He's like, I'm going to bed.
02:03:55 Bro, if you're an old dude and you've never experienced that, it went from no internet at all, zero internet ever.
02:04:02 Dump right into Instagram now.
02:04:04 Yeah.
02:04:04 Like, right to heroin.
02:04:06 AI years. 0.99
02:04:07 Loop me in with him and I'll send him all the shit that Tom Segura sends me. 1.00
02:04:11 No, no, don't send him that shit. 1.00
02:04:13 No, that's just dark. 1.00
02:04:14 No, that's Segura shit. 0.99
02:04:16 I don't want, don't do that to Phil. 1.00
02:04:18 I sent Segura some fucking rough ones today. 0.98
02:04:20 Woo, I got him today. 0.98
02:04:22 Every now and then he gets me, but I got him today.
02:04:24 I got him with two brutal murders.
02:04:26 Oh, you got him divorced.
02:04:27 Oh.
02:04:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:04:29 Got to send him divorced dude murder pictures because he's thinking about that money he's going to lose.
02:04:33 By the way, AOC's single, Tom.
02:04:35 I heard about that.
02:04:35 He better get on there.
02:04:36 That'd be a fun couple months.
02:04:38 She likes the haunts. 0.98
02:04:40 She's single and freezing her eggs.
02:04:42 Oh, he's already got two kids. 0.93
02:04:44 Yeah, she made a video of her freezing her eggs.
02:04:47 Not. 1.00
02:04:48 Getting in there with a needle and plugging them. 0.84
02:04:50 She made a video of it?
02:04:50 Whoa.
02:04:51 I don't understand how any of that works either.
02:04:53 Yeah.
02:04:53 I don't get it.
02:04:54 I don't get it. 0.93
02:04:54 Voodoo. 0.93
02:04:55 Just see what the South Korean football team did.
02:05:00 They have a football team?
02:05:01 Soccer. 1.00
02:05:02 You suck. 1.00
02:05:02 You're such a bitch. 1.00
02:05:03 You suck. 1.00
02:05:04 What are you, British? 1.00
02:05:05 You really do suck for that. 1.00
02:05:06 They got all the football. 1.00
02:05:07 So do you really say football to us?
02:05:10 Do it again.
02:05:10 Do it right.
02:05:10 Thank you, son of a bitch.
02:05:11 You see what the South Koreans are from? 1.00
02:05:12 You're lucky you're from? 1.00
02:05:14 I'm not here. 1.00
02:05:15 I learned and I moved on.
02:05:15 See what I did there?
02:05:16 Come on.
02:05:17 You're 89 years old.
02:05:20 You're 89 years old.
02:05:21 By the way, soccer's a British term.
02:05:23 That's true. 0.65
02:05:24 They got all the refs. 0.98
02:05:26 Late. 1.00
02:05:27 All the refs there. 1.00
02:05:28 Yeah. 1.00
02:05:29 Sexual services. 1.00
02:05:31 Oh, good for them. 1.00
02:05:32 They get them all late so they'll like root for the South Korean team.
02:05:35 That's brilliant.
02:05:36 It's not cheating.
02:05:36 Yeah.
02:05:39 Alleged that it spent thousands of dollars on sexual services for foreign referees.
02:05:43 That's it.
02:05:43 That's a steal.
02:05:44 Thousands of dollars is a fucking bargain. 0.99
02:05:46 Think about how much DraftKings money is in these games. 1.00
02:05:50 South Korea seems like the shit. 1.00
02:05:51 It seems so fun over there. 1.00
02:05:53 The above is terrifying.
02:05:53 It's so fun.
02:05:54 They made Taekwondo, Samsung phones.
02:05:57 Squid Game, Parasite.
02:05:58 Oh, Squid Game's awesome.
02:06:00 Parasite was great.
02:06:01 They're having fun.
02:06:02 K pop.
02:06:02 Yeah.
02:06:03 However, they're not going to reproduce.
02:06:06 That's true.
02:06:06 They're in a real situation.
02:06:08 They're in a pickle there. 0.85
02:06:09 They're in one of the worst situations nationally in terms of reproducing South Korea.
02:06:14 What? 0.83
02:06:15 Well, because they're just busy, right? 0.99
02:06:17 They're like an insane. 1.00
02:06:18 Like, I grew up around Koreans. 1.00
02:06:21 No, the Korean women are not into the dudes. 0.97
02:06:23 Well, it's not even just that. 1.00
02:06:25 The work ethic over there is fucking insane. 0.98
02:06:28 Really? 1.00
02:06:28 Yeah, I grew up with Koreans because I was doing Taekwondo when I was a kid. 1.00
02:06:32 So I was around Koreans all the time. 1.00
02:06:34 Like, you've never seen work ethic like Korean people. 1.00
02:06:36 They're the only ones that outdo us. 1.00
02:06:39 It's the reason why I feel lazy to this day.
02:06:42 I was training with this kid who was going to medical school.
02:06:45 He was going through his residency while he was on the national Taekwondo team.
02:06:48 So he won the U.S. Nationals.
02:06:50 He was competing internationally while he was going through his medical residency.
02:06:54 Jesus. 0.99
02:06:55 Didn't even fucking do it. 0.99
02:06:56 He needed anesthesia. 0.99
02:06:56 He would just, hi, yup. 0.99
02:06:58 The Duke slept like an hour a night.
02:07:00 It was crazy.
02:07:01 Some of his training, he would put his books, all the books that he needed to read, he'd put them in a backpack and just run the stairs at the university and then go back to the library. 0.99
02:07:10 Damn. 0.98
02:07:12 He always looked hard. 1.00
02:07:13 He always looked like this.
02:07:15 He always looked exhausted.
02:07:16 Well, that's just how they look. 0.99
02:07:17 Fucking ferocious. 1.00
02:07:18 This guy couldn't even open his fucking eyes. 1.00
02:07:20 He was so tired. 1.00
02:07:22 But they worked so hard, man.
02:07:24 And their parents forced them.
02:07:25 Like, they don't have any way out.
02:07:27 There's no, like, man, take a year off and find yourself. 1.00
02:07:30 Fuck that. 1.00
02:07:31 There's none of that. 1.00
02:07:32 There's that Tiger Mom shit. 1.00
02:07:33 That's real. 1.00
02:07:35 And they do the eye surgery over there.
02:07:38 In South Korea.
02:07:38 They're a little appropriated.
02:07:39 They want to go round eye.
02:07:40 They do a lot of that.
02:07:41 Who was that music guy?
02:07:43 Was he from South Korea?
02:07:44 When he jumped out of the stage.
02:07:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:07:45 We'll see.
02:07:47 Oh, that shit's amazing. 1.00
02:07:48 Sigh. 1.00
02:07:48 Sigh. 1.00
02:07:49 Talk about him pumping you up. 1.00
02:07:51 God damn. 1.00
02:07:51 Gangnam Style. 1.00
02:07:52 Gangnam Style.
02:07:52 Yeah, that guy's incredible.
02:07:54 That shit was so fun. 1.00
02:07:55 I love that. 1.00
02:07:57 That guy hailed it.
02:07:58 John Lynch, raccoons.
02:07:59 A comedian could never be other than that.
02:08:01 When he's in that enormous crowd and he comes flying out of the floor, that rules, dude.
02:08:07 Rules.
02:08:08 We don't have to play the music, but we got to see that stage jump.
02:08:10 Dude, it's so funny.
02:08:11 We used to go to UFCs in Vegas and you check into MGM and you're like, why are there a Thousand Koreans here, and there'd be some K pop band that you've never heard of.
02:08:19 Right, right, right. 0.99
02:08:20 Filling up the state, filling up everything. 0.97
02:08:22 They kill it.
02:08:23 So, you're saying they're too busy. 0.96
02:08:24 Here we go.
02:08:26 Here he comes.
02:08:26 Look at this guy.
02:08:27 He was fucking. 1.00
02:08:28 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:08:28 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:08:29 100%. 1.00
02:08:29 He fucked everybody. 1.00
02:08:30 Just like a band leader. 1.00
02:08:32 Whoa. 0.73
02:08:33 Look at them go crazy. 0.86
02:08:34 Come on. 0.99
02:08:35 Look at them go crazy. 0.92
02:08:36 Wow.
02:08:38 I mean, this is worse.
02:08:39 This is better than Turnstile.
02:08:40 Wow. 1.00
02:08:41 It's like a Serbian basketball game.
02:08:43 This is wild.
02:08:44 Definitely.
02:08:45 I mean, they're pretty good. 0.99
02:08:47 Look at the fucking air this guy catches. 0.99
02:08:50 Look at the air he catches. 1.00
02:08:51 He's dressed like a Dallas cheerleader.
02:08:51 Look at that.
02:08:56 Yes, from the 80s.
02:08:57 He's got the fringe like Outlaw Josie Wales.
02:09:00 I want to go to the turnstile.
02:09:02 I want to go to the turnstile on the way here.
02:09:05 Generator, though.
02:09:05 Yeah, they rule.
02:09:07 I'm more of an old, old turnstile guy.
02:09:10 What, Jamie?
02:09:11 They're over here trying to talk, trying to be cool.
02:09:12 Turnstile.
02:09:15 I caught him trying to be cool.
02:09:16 You caught me being cool.
02:09:17 No.
02:09:18 No, you said football when you really meant soccer. 1.00
02:09:21 That's gay as fuck. 1.00
02:09:22 That was gay. 1.00
02:09:24 It's a newer band that's. 0.94
02:09:25 It's not new.
02:09:27 Well, what is Turnstar?
02:09:28 It's not new at all.
02:09:29 It's not new at all.
02:09:30 It's new.
02:09:31 Explain to me, please, Jeremy.
02:09:32 There are rules.
02:09:32 There's no way they're like a young hardcore band, kind of, you know?
02:09:36 Oh, nice. 0.58
02:09:37 Is it cum core? 0.98
02:09:38 Boys. 0.99
02:09:39 Did you find any cum core? 0.98
02:09:41 I stumbled down cum metal. 0.97
02:09:42 No, no.
02:09:43 Don't play video.
02:09:45 Play a live show.
02:09:46 I thought this had live.
02:09:47 What am I looking at?
02:09:48 What do you think now?
02:09:49 I don't understand what I'm saying.
02:09:51 Oh, nice.
02:09:52 Kids are in bands again.
02:09:54 Guys, this is.
02:09:55 Let me hear this.
02:09:57 Oh, this is great.
02:09:58 This is 12 years old.
02:09:59 World is healing. 1.00
02:10:00 Fuck, it's a year old. 1.00
02:10:01 I thought this was like yesterday. 1.00
02:10:02 The world is healing.
02:10:05 Kids are doing bands.
02:10:06 They're from Baltimore.
02:10:06 Rock is back.
02:10:08 Nice.
02:10:09 Baltimore.
02:10:10 They say, I think.
02:10:12 The weird thing is how rap has fallen off the charts.
02:10:14 I was going to say that.
02:10:15 It's because Drizzy Drake was gone.
02:10:16 No, it's because USAID got defunded.
02:10:19 Maybe.
02:10:20 That's a lot of people's.
02:10:21 No, but Drake was gone.
02:10:22 USAID got defunded that chart, rap? 0.91
02:10:23 We're back on AIDS now.
02:10:25 USAID, the Agency for International Development, is well known to have been funding about a bunch of radical anti government rappers overseas.
02:10:35 Funding a ton of them.
02:10:38 It was basically all about regime change.
02:10:40 That was a big part of what USAID was about.
02:10:42 And the thought is that USAID had some.
02:10:46 Look, Mike Benz, he has a famous quote that USAID was there for things that were too dirty for the CIA.
02:10:52 What are you doing?
02:10:54 All right.
02:10:54 No.
02:10:55 Joe, the reason rap was gone?
02:10:57 It's because Drake was gone.
02:10:59 Where are we going?
02:11:00 Poppy's home.
02:11:01 No, USAID didn't fund rap music.
02:11:03 That's what he's saying.
02:11:04 Despite what this viral right wing theory claims.
02:11:07 Yeah, of course.
02:11:08 There you go.
02:11:09 Yeah, but this is Yahoo News, and that's owned by Ari's family.
02:11:12 Joe, can I say one more thing?
02:11:14 Yeah.
02:11:15 I was going to say, I did a lot of good stuff.
02:11:16 You've gotten so big that all of your opinions will be debunked.
02:11:22 Your opinions, when you say something, when you go, this is what happened, literally the first article will come up, and instead of naming you, it'll be like, that's wrong.
02:11:22 Yeah.
02:11:30 Despite these crazy claims, it's literally your claims.
02:11:34 Well, if you Google something, it's directly against you.
02:11:37 But this one is not mine.
02:11:39 I read this online, and I read this from people like, one of them was Mike Benz, and Mike Benz is very credible and was talking about it.
02:11:46 So, it's not my idea.
02:11:48 Is Disney a CIA disinformation agent?
02:11:51 Is that what you think? 1.00
02:11:52 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:11:53 I get you. 1.00
02:11:54 I call him on FaceTime right now.
02:11:55 We'll find out.
02:11:57 No.
02:11:57 Ask him.
02:11:57 Call him.
02:11:57 Ask him if he's a disinformation agent.
02:11:59 Hey, we're in the middle of Protect Our Parks.
02:12:01 Yeah.
02:12:02 Can you have me these?
02:12:03 I bleed the fifth. 1.00
02:12:04 Give me that puppet.
02:12:05 A lot of what he's saying is not pro CIA at all.
02:12:09 That's because that's what they want, brother. 1.00
02:12:11 There's no way the CIA would let a CIA agent fucking talk shit. 1.00
02:12:15 That's true. 1.00
02:12:16 You're freaking me out.
02:12:18 They want to give us bad info.
02:12:19 They love disinformation.
02:12:22 They invented. 0.99
02:12:22 God damn it. 0.99
02:12:24 Slippery group. 1.00
02:12:24 They did the acid thing. 1.00
02:12:26 Oh, yeah, they did.
02:12:27 That must have been fun.
02:12:28 Imagine watching people try to get laid while they're on an acid. 0.96
02:12:32 Cuban hip hop. 1.00
02:12:33 Whoa.
02:12:34 Yeah.
02:12:35 Failed attempt to infiltrate Cuban hip hop. 0.98
02:12:37 Yeah, but they tried. 1.00
02:12:38 That makes sense.
02:12:39 It says failed.
02:12:41 It says failed 10 years ago.
02:12:43 They're getting other countries' cultural revolutions. 0.95
02:12:43 It makes perfect sense. 0.95
02:12:48 They always try to make other governments unstable.
02:12:52 What a better way than good music.
02:12:54 That people like.
02:12:54 Yeah, smart.
02:12:55 And that's what they did.
02:12:56 But no, the reason hip hop's down right now in the United States is Sweet Drizzy Drake was gone.
02:13:01 Now Poppy's home. 0.98
02:13:02 Check the charts again.
02:13:04 Iceman's back.
02:13:05 Iceman's back, Daddy.
02:13:07 I mean, after all that.
02:13:09 I'm a 90s hip hop head.
02:13:12 There's so much great 90s hip hop that it's hard for me to escape that era.
02:13:17 And it got too auto-tune-y.
02:13:19 Well.
02:13:20 I don't mind some of the new stuff, but it's like I like old school Nas.
02:13:25 That's what I'm into.
02:13:27 Cool G rap.
02:13:27 Uh oh.
02:13:27 Uh oh.
02:13:28 Are you okay?
02:13:29 Are you having a heart attack? 1.00
02:13:30 Ever since he moved to the UK, became a pussy. 1.00
02:13:33 He wants warm beer. 1.00
02:13:33 Yeah. 1.00
02:13:34 They drink warm beer over there.
02:13:36 It's warm beer on a hot day.
02:13:37 Oh, it goes down terrible.
02:13:38 How about some peas for back to school?
02:13:40 Did they really have warm beer over there?
02:13:42 Is that real?
02:13:42 Timothy Taylor's, bro.
02:13:43 You get a fucking Luke. 1.00
02:13:45 Oh, you did. 1.00
02:13:46 Timothy Taylor's called.
02:13:47 Where they punk it like this?
02:13:47 Okay, it's like barely Luke.
02:13:48 Can you order it cold if you want?
02:13:51 No, where they can put it on ice.
02:13:52 You can ask for ice.
02:13:53 No, but the beer is cold there.
02:13:54 Guinness is cold.
02:13:55 Timothy Taylor's is cold.
02:13:55 It's cold.
02:13:56 Regular beer there.
02:13:56 What is Timothy Taylor's?
02:13:57 It's like a local.
02:13:59 England doesn't have good local beers.
02:14:00 They're not great.
02:14:01 Oh, they're not even in an apartment now.
02:14:01 Really?
02:14:03 You can't even. 1.00
02:14:04 All their shit is like. 1.00
02:14:04 You might arrest it at the airport. 1.00
02:14:06 All their shit's from Ireland, from other places. 1.00
02:14:09 They have the fucking Spanish beer. 1.00
02:14:11 Ireland kills us. 1.00
02:14:12 Belgian beer. 0.69
02:14:13 They don't have locals unless it's like at your pub.
02:14:15 Call me crazy, but everybody goes, the Guinness over there, it's so different.
02:14:19 I didn't notice it.
02:14:20 It felt very similar.
02:14:21 How could it be different?
02:14:22 That's what they say.
02:14:23 It's different here.
02:14:24 We got better pipes and barrels.
02:14:27 Drake's back on the charts, but so is Thriller.
02:14:30 Thriller's not.
02:14:31 The movie came out.
02:14:31 It didn't just come out.
02:14:33 The movie, not the doc. 0.98
02:14:34 Damn, Stick Season is still in the top 10. 0.99
02:14:37 That's crazy. 0.99
02:14:38 Morgan Waller never leaves there.
02:14:40 Yeah, Morgan Waller balling out of control.
02:14:40 Look at this.
02:14:43 He's got two in the top ten. 0.99
02:14:44 Ariana Grando. 1.00
02:14:46 She's a real skinny lady. 1.00
02:14:48 Morgan Waller's legit. 0.98
02:14:50 I love his music.
02:14:51 Guys, country.
02:14:52 Let me see what else is in the top ten.
02:14:54 What is it in the top ten of?
02:14:55 What is it?
02:14:56 The top 200.
02:14:57 What is it?
02:14:58 Billboard.
02:14:59 Is it albums or songs?
02:14:59 Billboard.
02:15:00 Songs.
02:15:01 So, was three.
02:15:03 Which Drake song was it, Janice?
02:15:04 Olivia Rodrigo. 1.00
02:15:05 She's huge.
02:15:06 Ella Langley. 1.00
02:15:07 She's fucking gigantic. 0.99
02:15:08 No, it's not. 1.00
02:15:10 Noah Kahn, like that, Stick Season's been around for years, man. 0.98
02:15:13 That's been on my Spotify playlist for a long fucking time. 0.97
02:15:16 This is albums. 0.98
02:15:17 You like Noah?
02:15:18 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:15:19 Yeah, I went to see him with the lady at a.
02:15:21 Stick Season's a great song.
02:15:22 City Field.
02:15:23 How was it?
02:15:25 I did True Oms to get through it.
02:15:27 But, well, it's not my cup of jizz, but it was her birthday.
02:15:31 I took her there.
02:15:31 You've got to be in the mood for it.
02:15:33 I like to mix it up. 0.75
02:15:34 I was wondering going to a lady concert. 0.91
02:15:36 Kahn. 1.00
02:15:36 Like a concert the girl wants to take you to, and you're like, you just want to fuck this guy. 1.00
02:15:41 And then midway through, you go, I want to fuck this show. 1.00
02:15:44 This is a good ass show. 1.00
02:15:47 I had a girl take me to a fucking. 1.00
02:15:50 What's his name? 1.00
02:15:51 Betsy Boone?
02:15:51 That kind of album.
02:15:52 You're like, oh, this guy fucked. 0.99
02:15:55 It's awesome. 1.00
02:15:56 Then you go, holy shit, this show rocks. 0.99
02:15:57 He's a cute twink, that guy. 0.99
02:15:59 You know who I got coming on soon?
02:16:01 Rick Springfield.
02:16:02 Nice.
02:16:03 Have you seen Rick Springfield perform recently?
02:16:05 Oh, okay.
02:16:06 They're singing the dogs.
02:16:07 They're singing the dogs.
02:16:08 74, maybe?
02:16:10 75, maybe? 0.99
02:16:12 Looks fucking insane. 0.96
02:16:14 Pull him up. 0.99
02:16:15 Shirtless singing Jesse's Girl.
02:16:17 Can't find the video.
02:16:19 Find the video.
02:16:19 That's a hunk.
02:16:20 So you're probably still what?
02:16:21 Find the video. 1.00
02:16:22 Fuck all this. 0.99
02:16:22 Find the video. 0.99
02:16:23 Go right to the video.
02:16:25 So the video of him, there's a video that somebody captured of him on stage. 1.00
02:16:29 And everybody's like, what the fuck? 0.99
02:16:30 Is this real? 1.00
02:16:31 Is this AI?
02:16:32 He's in his 70s.
02:16:34 He's shirtless. 0.99
02:16:35 He's fucking ripped. 1.00
02:16:37 And he's singing like he just wrote the song last week. 1.00
02:16:41 Like full enthusiasm.
02:16:43 He's not Barry Manilow in it with a rubber face.
02:16:45 Like, he's, you know, he's really going all in.
02:16:48 Look at this.
02:16:48 Give me some volume.
02:16:49 No way.
02:16:49 Wow.
02:16:50 What's this?
02:16:53 Give me some headphones, Shane.
02:16:55 How old is he?
02:16:55 This guy's 70.
02:16:56 He's got a rubber face.
02:16:57 He looks 36.
02:16:58 No.
02:17:01 Leather pants.
02:17:03 Wait, how old is this guy?
02:17:05 Girl, he's 75.
02:17:06 No shots.
02:17:07 How old is he?
02:17:08 No shots.
02:17:08 How old is he?
02:17:09 No chance.
02:17:11 Listen, 76.
02:17:14 He's a 76.
02:17:14 He's 34.
02:17:15 He's in his fucking 70s. 1.00
02:17:17 What? 1.00
02:17:18 No fucking way. 1.00
02:17:21 Damn. 1.00
02:17:22 And look at the energy he has. 1.00
02:17:24 No, dude, this is really recent.
02:17:32 No way.
02:17:33 Yes.
02:17:33 It's crazy.
02:17:34 Look, the guy kept up.
02:17:36 He kept up.
02:17:37 You can do it.
02:17:38 What's he doing?
02:17:39 He's on his limit.
02:17:41 Listen to me, boys.
02:17:43 Yesterday, I turned 59 years old.
02:17:46 Oh, yeah, happy birthday.
02:17:47 Happy birthday, Benny. 1.00
02:17:49 I'm old as fuck. 1.00
02:17:51 That guy's young. 1.00
02:17:52 Yeah.
02:17:52 You can still do it.
02:17:53 This is a different world we're living in.
02:17:55 Get one of those Bud Lights for doing this. 0.99
02:17:56 If you stay on top of your health, you can do wild shit deep into your body. 0.95
02:18:01 Well, that biohack guy, whatever that guy is, John Will. 0.98
02:18:04 He's falling apart.
02:18:04 I got him.
02:18:05 He's falling apart.
02:18:06 Brian Johnson. 1.00
02:18:06 Yeah, well, they're doing fucking weird drugs and shit. 1.00
02:18:09 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:18:09 Well, he's also vegan. 1.00
02:18:10 He's doing like blood transfusions. 1.00
02:18:13 Stop with your fucking legumes. 1.00
02:18:15 Stop. 1.00
02:18:16 Stop.
02:18:16 Stop with your beans and protein.
02:18:18 Don't stop.
02:18:18 Come eat with me.
02:18:20 Come eat with me.
02:18:21 Let's eat meat.
02:18:22 I was 785.
02:18:23 Jeez.
02:18:24 It's better now.
02:18:26 Wow.
02:18:27 Bro, there's got to be other camera angles.
02:18:29 That camera angle must be nuts.
02:18:31 No, it's legit.
02:18:32 That doesn't even look like a fan.
02:18:34 Pull up his dating history.
02:18:35 I got to know what old man wants to allow it.
02:18:37 Give me some music so I can do it to something other than America.
02:18:40 Let's go. 1.00
02:18:40 Fuck yeah. 1.00
02:18:42 What's this? 1.00
02:18:42 We can't afford this. 1.00
02:18:43 Jamie, give him some ice, man.
02:18:47 Give him some ice, man.
02:18:48 How long ago was this?
02:18:49 I don't know, dude.
02:18:50 A month?
02:18:51 It says four weeks.
02:18:53 Four weeks.
02:18:55 Bro, the dude's in his 70s.
02:18:58 But it's the enthusiasm.
02:19:00 It's the enthusiasm.
02:19:02 He's not half-assing this at all.
02:19:03 The panda, the wheelchairs, and the crowd.
02:19:06 Of course.
02:19:08 I love you guys.
02:19:10 I love you.
02:19:11 I love you.
02:19:13 Look at that. 1.00
02:19:14 Voodoo Ranger. 0.97
02:19:15 Where's the Uts? 1.00
02:19:16 I have too much going on.
02:19:17 Where's the Uts?
02:19:20 Guys, I will tell you, I've been incredibly lonely in London.
02:19:22 I needed this.
02:19:23 You need a blue bag. 1.00
02:19:24 Will you fucking move here? 1.00
02:19:26 Why are you doing this? 1.00
02:19:27 You were in the jungle for a year, you psycho. 1.00
02:19:29 Free rent for a year. 1.00
02:19:31 Come on.
02:19:31 Too early.
02:19:32 I'll show you the place while we're here, while we're in town.
02:19:36 What are you doing tomorrow?
02:19:37 I'll show you the place.
02:19:38 Let's see the place.
02:19:39 Come on, man.
02:19:40 Free rent for a year.
02:19:41 Free rent, you landlord.
02:19:42 Let's go to a gym.
02:19:43 It's a nice place.
02:19:44 Place got a spot.
02:19:46 Oh, that's a Drake video.
02:19:50 Oh, the video.
02:19:51 Are you an official Drake video?
02:19:52 Yeah, no way.
02:19:54 Oh, I thought that was Derek Chauvin. 0.74
02:19:55 That's so sick.
02:19:56 I am.
02:19:56 I am.
02:19:57 I am.
02:19:59 That's a cute kid.
02:20:00 That's so sick.
02:20:01 When did you do this?
02:20:02 Uh, two months ago.
02:20:03 A couple, yeah, I forget. 0.61
02:20:05 Sorry, spilled the beans on that one, fatty.
02:20:08 Oh, that's okay.
02:20:09 That was bad.
02:20:10 I felt horrible.
02:20:11 We went in and edited it.
02:20:13 It was bad.
02:20:13 No, I appreciate that.
02:20:15 Come on.
02:20:16 Zero chance.
02:20:17 I just did all this work to come out here. 1.00
02:20:18 Come on, pussy. 1.00
02:20:19 I will fucking kidnap you, bitch. 1.00
02:20:21 It's your girl's name. 1.00
02:20:22 Navy SEAL.
02:20:23 I wasn't going to get it.
02:20:23 I was going to come here when I lived in Taiyuka.
02:20:25 Your girl's making you stay.
02:20:27 Nobody's like, oh, I just got my visa.
02:20:30 Five year visa.
02:20:31 I just got my visa. 0.99
02:20:34 Oh, well, you have to stay for five years in a place that sucks. 0.99
02:20:34 So funny. 0.99
02:20:37 You're not in jail, bitch. 1.00
02:20:40 Just having a visa doesn't mean you're in jail. 1.00
02:20:42 I'll get an apartment.
02:20:43 Just come back.
02:20:43 I'll be fine.
02:20:45 There's no chance.
02:20:46 What do you mean, essentially?
02:20:47 What do you mean, I just started?
02:20:49 Just, you've been up there for months.
02:20:49 What do we want?
02:20:50 What could happen that would entice you?
02:20:53 What would be the scenario where you'd go, I have to move to Austin?
02:20:57 Let's come up with something.
02:20:58 I got one.
02:20:59 I got a year.
02:20:59 I got one.
02:21:01 would come back if.
02:21:03 Here we go.
02:21:04 I'd get a free apartment somewhere.
02:21:08 Oh.
02:21:09 Wait, keep it?
02:21:09 No, I'm joking.
02:21:10 I'm not.
02:21:10 I'm staying there, dude.
02:21:12 I'm having a good time.
02:21:13 It has to be something.
02:21:14 What are you doing tomorrow? 0.99
02:21:15 The food sucks. 1.00
02:21:16 The weather sucks. 0.99
02:21:16 The food's amazing. 0.99
02:21:17 The food's actually great.
02:21:18 The weather's great.
02:21:18 The food's great.
02:21:19 Yeah, the food's great.
02:21:20 The food's great.
02:21:22 I like it a lot.
02:21:23 Global warming's been awesome.
02:21:24 Some of the best Indian food I've ever had in my life.
02:21:26 I have an Indian food.
02:21:27 I do like it a lot.
02:21:28 I do like it a lot.
02:21:28 Indian food was phenomenal.
02:21:30 All right, all right.
02:21:31 Sunday Rowan has some phenomenal.
02:21:32 They roll it up early over there.
02:21:34 I did a show out there for like a month, and you can't get food after like nine.
02:21:36 It ends early.
02:21:37 They do end early because they all day drink.
02:21:39 Yeah, they all day drink.
02:21:41 They start at six.
02:21:42 What's the snack?
02:21:43 I like late night food.
02:21:44 Dude, I love your enthusiasm.
02:21:46 Yeah, that's right.
02:21:47 I'm not back a lot.
02:21:48 Honestly, this is the only thing getting me back.
02:21:50 Come on, let's do it once a month.
02:21:52 You're on average.
02:21:52 That would be the scenario.
02:21:53 You look terrible.
02:21:54 You look bad. 0.97
02:21:54 You're on average. 0.97
02:21:55 You look terrible. 1.00
02:21:56 You're bad.
02:21:57 I've had a rough going.
02:21:58 I've had a rough going.
02:21:58 You're sad.
02:21:59 You said before you look like a homeless guy. 0.95
02:22:00 I bet your wife hates it.
02:22:01 I've had a rough going. 0.99
02:22:02 Your wife hates it. 0.79
02:22:03 She hates it, right? 1.00
02:22:04 She hates it.
02:22:05 I've had a rough going. 1.00
02:22:05 Come on, America. 1.00
02:22:06 Come back here. 1.00
02:22:07 Your wife needs a cowboy hat. 1.00
02:22:09 Ari, you look good, by the way. 1.00
02:22:10 I bet she likes it more than a stone.
02:22:11 It's on the loggers.
02:22:12 I saw you.
02:22:12 I was like, you look good.
02:22:14 I know.
02:22:14 I need to lose at least a stone.
02:22:16 Why?
02:22:17 No! 1.00
02:22:18 How dare you! 1.00
02:22:21 You son of a bitch. 1.00
02:22:25 Ari's got to go to the loo. 1.00
02:22:27 There's no reason for you to be like an asshole. 1.00
02:22:29 The World Cup run was so fun. 1.00
02:22:31 They made an executive order to keep pubs open late so we could party.
02:22:34 Later, there's five.
02:22:35 How about this?
02:22:36 We do that every night.
02:22:36 We were left at 5 a.m.
02:22:38 I got a compromise.
02:22:39 I got a compromise.
02:22:40 The Mexico game rules.
02:22:41 I got a compromise. 1.00
02:22:41 It was a little fun. 1.00
02:22:42 Yeah.
02:22:43 How about I fly you out every two months?
02:22:47 Every two months, come do the club, hang out, have a good time.
02:22:50 Free.
02:22:51 You just come. 1.00
02:22:52 Come on, Jew face. 1.00
02:22:52 That's possible. 1.00
02:22:53 What do you mean that's possible?
02:22:55 We have a condo.
02:22:56 He's doing something incredibly nice.
02:22:57 We also have a condo at the club condo, no one's using during the week.
02:22:57 Say yes.
02:23:01 The club condo is amazing.
02:23:02 It's pretty dope. 0.95
02:23:03 We have a sick condo.
02:23:05 So you could use that during the week. 1.00
02:23:07 And your girl will be happy. 0.99
02:23:08 She's sleeping in a barn right now.
02:23:11 Every couple months, you have a free vacation to Austin. 0.56
02:23:15 Oh!
02:23:16 This is an intervention, dude. 1.00
02:23:17 I got a fucking idiot. 1.00
02:23:18 Right, I'm boarding. 1.00
02:23:20 You just can hang out and you can do shows.
02:23:21 Wait till January.
02:23:22 Wait till January.
02:23:23 Let me set my platoon.
02:23:24 I am trying to stamp my American flag on England soil.
02:23:29 They're pushing you out there.
02:23:29 They don't want it.
02:23:31 Look, Hicks already did it.
02:23:33 Leary already did it.
02:23:34 Stanhope.
02:23:34 Let it go.
02:23:35 Patrice.
02:23:36 Patrice did it.
02:23:36 Yeah.
02:23:37 I forgot Patrice did it.
02:23:38 How'd they turn out?
02:23:39 Great.
02:23:40 Yeah. 0.93
02:23:41 Patrice died of a Snickers.
02:23:42 That's what I'm saying.
02:23:44 Wait, what'd you say? 0.91
02:23:45 Patrice died of a Snickers.
02:23:47 Oh, I heard something else.
02:23:50 You don't need it.
02:23:52 No, it's going to be a lot of fun.
02:23:53 You need to be around in the comics.
02:23:55 Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
02:23:56 Good for you.
02:23:57 I actually genuinely do support it.
02:23:58 Yeah, it really is.
02:23:59 I really, I don't like you enough to be like, I hope he comes back.
02:24:02 It's fun.
02:24:02 I get pushed back.
02:24:03 I get pushed back from crowds.
02:24:04 It's actually really good for me.
02:24:06 You're doing top cheap.
02:24:07 What are you doing?
02:24:08 Good for him in the hotel rooms. 1.00
02:24:10 And this way you get to see good and suck, good and suck. 0.98
02:24:13 And you keep living in the sock, and then eventually you're like, what am I doing? 0.99
02:24:16 I'm 58 years old.
02:24:17 You know when you go back and move to Shane's place?
02:24:20 Shane moved here, and he goes, I think I moved to Austin.
02:24:22 I was like, dude, it's April.
02:24:23 You got to wait till July.
02:24:25 He didn't wait.
02:24:26 If you have this conversation in December, you might get me. 1.00
02:24:29 Listen, pussy. 1.00
02:24:30 Just get in the sauna every day. 1.00
02:24:32 It doesn't mean shit. 0.99
02:24:33 I was outside shooting arrows for two hours today. 0.96
02:24:36 I don't feel a thing. 0.99
02:24:38 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
02:24:40 It's 100 degrees. 0.99
02:24:41 Drink water.
02:24:41 Who cares?
02:24:42 It doesn't mean anything.
02:24:44 It's pretty hot.
02:24:45 Well, everywhere here.
02:24:46 Just get in the song.
02:24:47 Just get in the song. 1.00
02:24:49 It's hot as fuck. 1.00
02:24:51 Humid. 0.99
02:24:52 He's multi city.
02:24:53 Do you understand this?
02:24:54 You can be multi city.
02:24:55 Wait, have you waited once a year?
02:24:57 You can be multi city.
02:24:59 You can be multi city for free.
02:25:00 Let's have more of these.
02:25:01 I'm giving you an opportunity to be multi city for free.
02:25:04 Dude, I got to get set there.
02:25:06 I want to say something to these people.
02:25:08 I'm going to tell you how to live your life. 1.00
02:25:10 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
02:25:11 I got a vasectomy and a dog. 1.00
02:25:14 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
02:25:15 I don't have anything to say. 1.00
02:25:17 Who the fuck has something to say? 0.99
02:25:18 How the fuck do you have something to say? 0.99
02:25:21 I don't have anything to say. 0.98
02:25:22 I'm the number one podcast in the world.
02:25:24 I don't have a thing to say to people.
02:25:26 You've said it. 0.99
02:25:27 I don't have shit to say to people. 1.00
02:25:29 It happens. 0.98
02:25:31 But I don't ever say I have something to say.
02:25:31 It happens.
02:25:34 What do you want to tell the people of England?
02:25:36 America's way better than you.
02:25:38 Oh, well, then come back.
02:25:39 They already know.
02:25:40 Come back.
02:25:41 They already know. 1.00
02:25:42 You're Shabir Starmer. 0.98
02:25:43 You bombed Gaza. 1.00
02:25:46 Free Palestine. 0.97
02:25:47 You need to go on stage every night with a free Palestine issue. 0.94
02:25:49 It's funny when I go there because there's a lot of free Palestine there, and I'm like, But you guys, you controlled it before Israel. 0.96
02:25:55 Like, you could have done it. 0.95
02:25:57 I could have done it.
02:25:57 Come on.
02:25:58 What do you think?
02:25:59 I'm sitting all the time.
02:26:00 Listen, listen, listen.
02:26:02 Let that go.
02:26:04 Stop covering up for your country's actions.
02:26:06 So funny. 0.98
02:26:06 You fared better in the jungle. 0.98
02:26:07 Box on your head, faggot. 1.00
02:26:09 He killed it in the jungle. 1.00
02:26:11 He was great in South America.
02:26:13 I was having a great time in the worst hospital in England. 0.83
02:26:15 He lit the jungle on fire.
02:26:17 He lit the jungle on fire.
02:26:20 Legitimately, I took 13 hour buses. 0.96
02:26:21 I'm rolling with it fine.
02:26:22 And then I get to England.
02:26:23 I'm like, just make it a hard for me. 1.00
02:26:24 Fucking immigrants. 1.00
02:26:25 Well, it's hilarious you tell me they kicked out of Nicaragua. 1.00
02:26:28 They kicked him out of Nicaragua because they thought he was a fucking press guy. 0.98
02:26:32 Because of you, because of my relationship to you. 0.99
02:26:35 They looked me up.
02:26:35 Nicaragua, please.
02:26:36 Like, what's this?
02:26:38 Hogan.
02:26:39 Now we're rolling.
02:26:40 Now we're going to go.
02:26:42 They were calling and googling me, and I'm like, don't put in Joe and Ari. 0.99
02:26:47 I'm fucked. 0.96
02:26:48 I assume he was like, what's this experience thing? 1.00
02:26:50 I'm like, all right, I'll leave.
02:26:52 Patrice O'Neill's at Nicaragua. 1.00
02:26:54 Oh, you son of a bitch. 1.00
02:26:55 That was a hard G. 1.00
02:26:57 That was a hard G.
02:26:58 That was a hard G.
02:26:59 That was a hard G. That's a great country.
02:27:03 He's a great comic.
02:27:05 Hey, Ari, can you hear me one of those?
02:27:06 Ari, every two months. 0.55
02:27:07 Free.
02:27:08 I'm in.
02:27:09 We gotta start in the winter, but I'm out of here.
02:27:09 Let's go!
02:27:12 All right, can I say this? 1.00
02:27:13 Your lady's gonna love it. 1.00
02:27:14 Thursday night show, Ari and friends. 0.99
02:27:17 We have air conditioning here. 0.99
02:27:18 You're gonna pay for all your expenses.
02:27:20 All right, what about this?
02:27:21 What about September 4th?
02:27:21 Okay.
02:27:23 Kanye in Chicago.
02:27:23 Yeah.
02:27:25 Wait, that's like two weeks from now. 1.00
02:27:26 Ah, fuck, you're such a bitch. 1.00
02:27:28 That's a monthly. 1.00
02:27:29 It's a six hour flight, dude.
02:27:30 Today's August 12th.
02:27:30 I thought it was nothing.
02:27:32 I thought you said it was nothing.
02:27:33 You texted it was nothing.
02:27:34 I was just buying a park.
02:27:35 Yeah, okay, I'm in.
02:27:36 Okay, never mind.
02:27:37 Now you're not everybody. 1.00
02:27:38 Fuck, you're a shit. 1.00
02:27:39 Bag apartment with lukewarm water. 1.00
02:27:41 If that's the right place to Chicago, I'm in. 0.99
02:27:43 Did they even let you fucking take showers over there? 0.99
02:27:46 Bro, honestly, I have had diarrhea for five months from a parasite I got in Brazil. 0.99
02:27:51 I'm not having a great time.
02:27:52 Why don't you take ivermectin?
02:27:54 How's the blood clear up?
02:27:55 Yeah. 0.84
02:27:55 It's an anti parasitical. 0.84
02:27:55 I'm in. 0.84
02:27:57 Hey, can I tell you this?
02:27:58 When I went, when I got whatever, COVID for the first time, I contacted somebody.
02:28:02 I was in Florida.
02:28:03 You're like, perfect.
02:28:04 They got monoclonal, something like that.
02:28:06 Monoclonal antibodies.
02:28:07 And then I was like, I called somebody.
02:28:09 I was like, hey, um, They're like, you should take ivermectin.
02:28:11 And I was like, I already have some.
02:28:13 They're like, okay, it comes in fours or eights.
02:28:15 And I was like, well, I have sixes.
02:28:16 And I was like, they're like, where'd you get six milligrams?
02:28:19 And I was like, my friend.
02:28:21 And they're like, what?
02:28:22 Where'd you get six milligram ones?
02:28:24 I'm getting the numbers on, but they were like, I was like, my friend, I was like, is his name Joe?
02:28:28 And I was like, yeah.
02:28:29 I have boxes of it.
02:28:31 I bought it from India.
02:28:32 I literally bought like a case of ivermectin.
02:28:34 You get a billion for two nickels.
02:28:37 Dude, I still have it.
02:28:38 Yeah.
02:28:38 I still have boxes of ivermectin.
02:28:40 You're like my parents with flour.
02:28:41 I was there during COVID and I was like, you guys like, get all this flour.
02:28:44 Oh, no, there was a sale like two months ago.
02:28:46 So we just like threw it in the car.
02:28:46 Yeah, me.
02:28:47 The crazy thing is, I was right.
02:28:50 You guys are serious.
02:28:51 I was right.
02:28:52 There's studies on it now.
02:28:53 I was right.
02:28:54 Wait, would ivermectin clear my parasite?
02:28:55 100%.
02:28:56 That's what it's for. 1.00
02:28:57 Not from India. 1.00
02:28:58 It's an anti parasitical. 0.99
02:29:00 I mean, I don't know if it's the one to clear up whatever the fuck you have. 0.99
02:29:03 What you should get is checked out by a doctor. 0.99
02:29:06 But meanwhile, over there, you have to wait for a fucking year for a doctor. 0.98
02:29:10 It ain't great here either. 0.99
02:29:11 What are you talking about?
02:29:12 It's free there, right?
02:29:13 What?
02:29:13 It's free over there, at least.
02:29:15 Yeah, I got to get on it.
02:29:16 I'll send you to my doctor.
02:29:18 It'll take you three seconds to get in.
02:29:20 Do it then.
02:29:20 Stop what we're talking about.
02:29:21 Do it then.
02:29:21 Don't talk about it.
02:29:22 Why don't you tell me? 1.00
02:29:23 Why don't you just tell me you have parasites? 1.00
02:29:25 I'll hook you up. 0.99
02:29:26 Wait, are we curing diarrhea now?
02:29:28 I'll cure diarrhea.
02:29:30 I've had diarrhea for 10 years.
02:29:32 I don't have one log in five diarrhea. 0.99
02:29:35 Damn, don't get in the hot tub. 1.00
02:29:38 You need to eat only meat. 1.00
02:29:39 I could try that.
02:29:40 No, that gives you nothing but diarrhea.
02:29:42 Yeah, yeah.
02:29:43 No, in the beginning.
02:29:44 And then after a while, your body is.
02:29:44 Yeah, yeah.
02:29:46 We did the carnivore diet.
02:29:47 Me and Matt did it for a month.
02:29:49 Well, the first couple weeks are disturbing.
02:29:51 I was delirious.
02:29:52 We'd go on stage.
02:29:53 Me and Matt were backstage.
02:29:54 I was like, bro, I can't think, dude.
02:29:56 We were both like, dude, I've never been more tired in my life.
02:30:00 I miss it.
02:30:01 I haven't even had diarrhea.
02:30:02 I miss it.
02:30:03 You had nothing?
02:30:04 Water.
02:30:04 Oh, no.
02:30:05 The only thing that holds me back.
02:30:07 It was the grossest.
02:30:08 That's bad.
02:30:09 The only thing that holds me back from the carnivore diet is the guinea in me.
02:30:12 The guinea in me just wants spaghetti and pasta and pizza.
02:30:16 Like last night, I had a steak and cheese.
02:30:18 Woo.
02:30:19 Steak and cheese.
02:30:19 What is that local company?
02:30:21 These guys have a Food truck in Austin.
02:30:23 The Philly guys.
02:30:24 Yeah, the Philly guys.
02:30:25 So legit.
02:30:26 They have a truck?
02:30:27 They're not a truck?
02:30:29 No, a Philly cheesesteak truck.
02:30:31 Oh, I've gotten it.
02:30:32 It's a beef sausage.
02:30:33 It's so good.
02:30:34 It's so good. 0.95
02:30:35 Their cheesesteaks are so fucking legit. 0.97
02:30:39 What is it, Jamie? 0.95
02:30:41 I don't know.
02:30:41 What is it?
02:30:42 You got to use a microphone, buddy.
02:30:44 RBs?
02:30:44 I don't know.
02:30:45 I think that actually is it.
02:30:47 Yes.
02:30:48 See if you can find it.
02:30:49 I think that's it.
02:30:50 I know I followed them.
02:30:51 There it is.
02:30:52 Bro.
02:30:52 Oh, yeah, I've eaten there.
02:30:52 There it is.
02:30:54 I'm telling you, it is something.
02:30:55 I've eaten there.
02:30:56 It's okay to feel good.
02:30:57 Shane can speak on this because you're a Philly guy, but those dudes.
02:31:01 And they came to the green room last night. 0.98
02:31:02 It is fucking phenomenal. 0.99
02:31:05 Steak and cheese. 0.99
02:31:07 It's hard to find one around here.
02:31:07 All right, Chris and Boo.
02:31:09 That's a good one.
02:31:10 But it's phenomenal.
02:31:11 Ooh, look at that.
02:31:12 Just the right amount of spice to it.
02:31:15 I'm telling you, these guys, they do it right.
02:31:17 And they know what they're doing.
02:31:18 They know what they're doing. 0.99
02:31:19 And they're young guys, and they're cool as fuck. 0.98
02:31:21 They brought it to the green room last night. 0.99
02:31:23 We all had some.
02:31:25 They bring in like a case of them to the green room.
02:31:27 They're so good, dude.
02:31:27 That's awesome.
02:31:28 You can't get that in England.
02:31:29 Dude, that green room.
02:31:30 It's so good.
02:31:30 You go in there hungry, and there's like, please be something to the right.
02:31:33 I know.
02:31:34 There's a box of burgers.
02:31:35 There's 80 hamburgers.
02:31:36 Here's you go.
02:31:37 It's another thing to entice you.
02:31:39 Oh, we have seven.
02:31:40 Another thing to entice you.
02:31:42 If you are ever at the club and you want something, all you have to do is just ask and they will deliver it.
02:31:48 Give out that stuff.
02:31:48 Whatever you want.
02:31:50 You want steaks from anybody.
02:31:51 When you're at that club, you feel like Oprah.
02:31:53 You just reach out and somebody puts whatever you want in your hand. 0.99
02:31:55 It's like tissue or fucking tea or anything. 0.99
02:31:58 You get a slider. 0.99
02:31:58 You get a slider. 0.99
02:32:00 Whatever you want, just ask for it and you can get it.
02:32:03 Can I say at minimum, the best is just, hey, pour your own drinks? 1.00
02:32:06 You're a fucking adult. 0.99
02:32:07 There's just a bunch of mixtures. 1.00
02:32:08 Go do whatever.
02:32:09 Oh, the drinks at the bar?
02:32:11 Well, we, I wanted it.
02:32:11 Yeah.
02:32:13 I wanted us to have a bar.
02:32:13 I don't want to bother a bartender.
02:32:16 Just let me, I know it's free.
02:32:17 You don't want a tip.
02:32:18 But there's that.
02:32:21 Fair.
02:32:22 You got me on that one.
02:32:22 But there's that, too.
02:32:23 If you want a margarita, you can ask for a margarita.
02:32:26 That's true.
02:32:27 You can't make a bar.
02:32:28 Whatever you want.
02:32:29 If you want a pizza and a margarita, they'll get it to you in 20 minutes. 0.99
02:32:33 Whatever the fuck you want. 1.00
02:32:33 Damn. 1.00
02:32:35 Whatever you need. 1.00
02:32:36 There's a pizza place right next door.
02:32:37 They'll just get you a pizza, they'll come back.
02:32:39 Bro.
02:32:40 Somebody give me a hug.
02:32:41 It's not the best.
02:32:42 It's not the best.
02:32:43 I've legitimately seen homeless people turn down slices from there.
02:32:43 It's not the best.
02:32:46 That's not even a lie.
02:32:47 They go, nah, dude, nah.
02:32:51 Yeah, Rapolos.
02:32:53 I thought about buying these.
02:32:54 Yeah, bury it.
02:32:55 I thought about buying it and putting it in a legit high level pizza place.
02:33:00 Put it in a vomitorium instead.
02:33:01 It'll be better for the community. 1.00
02:33:04 Sixth Street is a fucking vomitorium. 1.00
02:33:06 Sixth Street blows. 1.00
02:33:08 Sixth Street blows.
02:33:09 We've got security out there. 1.00
02:33:11 Yeah, but it's also, it's like, I love being in the middle of the shit. 0.99
02:33:15 Aha. 1.00
02:33:15 Oof. 1.00
02:33:16 That's part of why I like putting that club there.
02:33:18 It's fun.
02:33:18 You're in there for a while.
02:33:19 First of all, it helps the rest of the neighborhood.
02:33:22 It really does because it brings in a bunch of people that are there to have a good time.
02:33:26 They're spending money.
02:33:27 The pizza place is probably killing it because of that. 0.90
02:33:30 The Mexican joint next door is probably killing it because of the club.
02:33:33 I like getting drunk on 6th Street. 1.00
02:33:34 The fucking food trucks are the move, dude. 0.99
02:33:37 The food trucks on 6th Street are incredible. 1.00
02:33:40 No, 5th and 4th is really good.
02:33:42 Seventh has a good draco spot.
02:33:43 On the way to the creek, yeah. 0.99
02:33:45 On the way to the creek, there's some fucking cheese. 0.99
02:33:46 There's a burger place that's legit as fuck up there. 1.00
02:33:49 Taco House. 1.00
02:33:50 If you want diarrhea, if you already got a parasite, look no further than Taco House. 0.96
02:33:53 So, where'd you get a parasite in Brazil? 0.92
02:33:55 I drink my last day street meat. 1.00
02:33:56 Drinking river water, you motherfucker. 1.00
02:33:58 You're getting street meat. 1.00
02:33:59 Here we got the lettuce.
02:34:00 Everybody's saying the lettuce is bad here.
02:34:01 What are you doing with your fingers?
02:34:02 You know, whatever this is. 1.00
02:34:03 The fuck is the lettuce? 0.99
02:34:05 Is this the new side? 1.00
02:34:06 Every time I open Twitter, it's like, we got a new anal parasite. 0.99
02:34:11 Yeah, lettuce is not good for you. 1.00
02:34:12 She needs only meat. 1.00
02:34:14 I knew it.
02:34:17 I've always known.
02:34:18 Let's go.
02:34:19 Let's go.
02:34:20 Let us break.
02:34:21 I was in Italy and I ate so much that I almost died.
02:34:25 It's better over there.
02:34:26 You can eat bread in Italy.
02:34:27 You can, but you can only eat so much.
02:34:29 And then you push yourself.
02:34:30 If you push yourself to the glut.
02:34:33 With me, with pizza, is like Shane with beer.
02:34:36 I can get to a strange point where you're like, there's no way a human can really consume that much pizza. 1.00
02:34:41 You're not going to fuck a fat chick after. 1.00
02:34:42 They need a Ricketoni. 1.00
02:34:44 Mark, don't talk about your mom like that. 1.00
02:34:49 She's in a wheelchair, goddamn. 1.00
02:34:51 This is dad now. 1.00
02:34:52 Perfect.
02:34:53 This new rule.
02:34:53 Well, watch out.
02:34:54 Perfect. 1.00
02:34:55 She can't run.
02:34:56 He's Larry Flynn.
02:34:59 But watch out.
02:35:00 That killed Gandolfini.
02:35:02 What? 1.00
02:35:03 Your mom's in a wheelchair. 1.00
02:35:04 Well, that hit my car. 1.00
02:35:05 I thought there was a joke.
02:35:06 I thought there was a joke.
02:35:08 I thought there was a joke.
02:35:10 No disrespect for James Carney. 0.77
02:35:11 You're saying for real if she's in a wheelchair?
02:35:13 No, no, no. 1.00
02:35:14 She's got a bum leg.
02:35:15 James Gandolfini and I were dealing with very different digestive systems.
02:35:19 I'm sorry about that, too.
02:35:20 She's been dead for 30 years.
02:35:21 Yeah, I can consume some.
02:35:23 I can consume some.
02:35:24 Gandolfini was there. 1.00
02:35:24 That wasn't the girl that got it. 1.00
02:35:26 It was the Coke.
02:35:27 It was the Corona.
02:35:28 Living in a Coke.
02:35:30 Living in a Coke.
02:35:31 He ate like 17 oysters, 38.
02:35:33 And then did Coke.
02:35:35 Oh, is it Coke?
02:35:35 Oh, he did a ton of Coke.
02:35:36 He drank and did Coke.
02:35:37 Oh, his list of the menu is his receipt is on the internet.
02:35:41 It's.
02:35:41 I've seen the receipt.
02:35:42 No, he did a ton of Coke.
02:35:43 It's actually not that crazy.
02:35:44 It's like lobster claws.
02:35:46 It's everything.
02:35:47 Everything you want in life.
02:35:48 Like, the guy was living the.
02:35:50 I don't think he should have died young because it would have been awesome to see him be alive.
02:35:54 Yeah.
02:35:54 Sure.
02:35:54 But fuck, that guy did it.
02:35:56 Joe, when Joe started making money, he had to have an intervention. 1.00
02:36:00 So his business manager and his manager, they're like, dude, you have a gambling addiction.
02:36:04 You're just getting started in your career.
02:36:05 You can't let gambling get.
02:36:06 He's like, I don't gamble.
02:36:08 He's like, five bucks on pool once in a while.
02:36:10 Like, dude, clearly, we've looked at your finances.
02:36:12 How are you spending this much?
02:36:13 He goes, Oh, I eat lobster every day.
02:36:16 Bro, when I first got my development deal, I was eating lobster and steak every night.
02:36:21 And I was taking my boys out.
02:36:23 I was like, Let's go.
02:36:24 I would treat everybody.
02:36:25 You're like a rapper.
02:36:26 I had $150,000 and I was 25 years old.
02:36:30 Like, this is the craziest thing.
02:36:32 And I was poor my whole life.
02:36:34 And I was like, Let's go.
02:36:35 What was that Key West like?
02:36:36 Sussman was like, I think you have a gambling problem.
02:36:38 I'm like, What?
02:36:39 Because he knew I was playing pool every night.
02:36:41 I was like, no, I'm a fan of it.
02:36:42 I would never spend that much on regular stuff.
02:36:44 I'm like, I'm living like a ball.
02:36:48 I think Tim Dillon's like that.
02:36:50 The food and the Jets are the best thing.
02:36:51 He's rich.
02:36:53 I was not really rich.
02:36:55 I had $150,000 fresh out of college, rich.
02:36:58 First job, rich.
02:36:59 Barely went to college. 1.00
02:37:00 I was a dumbass. 1.00
02:37:02 I was a dumbass with an enormous amount of money for no reason. 1.00
02:37:05 Damn, you're on TV. 1.00
02:37:06 Because I was boy pretty at 25. 1.00
02:37:08 Hardball?
02:37:09 Yeah, those hardball days.
02:37:10 And so I just spent, I was like, look, if.
02:37:14 My thought was like, if this goes away, I should make the most out of it. 0.99
02:37:18 Fuck, like, portioning it off so I could live okay for fucking 15 years. 1.00
02:37:24 Fuck that. 1.00
02:37:26 Let's go. 1.00
02:37:27 Did anyone ever try to suck you in Hollywood? 1.00
02:37:29 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:37:30 Oh, yeah.
02:37:31 You never got invited to a pool party?
02:37:32 One comedian, but it was at Montreal.
02:37:35 A comedian at Montreal, I literally had to tell him I was going to stomp a hole in his chest.
02:37:38 What?
02:37:39 Big J.
02:37:39 He kept touching me.
02:37:41 He kept touching me and hitting on me.
02:37:42 He was drunk and kept touching me. 1.00
02:37:44 And I was like, hey, You touched me one more time on a stomp, a fucking hole in your chest. 1.00
02:37:48 Whoa. 1.00
02:37:48 No way. 1.00
02:37:49 Yeah.
02:37:49 Yeah.
02:37:50 It got gross.
02:37:51 Because it was like two in the morning, was one of those deals.
02:37:54 And it was at the Montreal Comedy Festival. 1.00
02:37:56 It was a gay comedian who's been like hyper aggressive. 1.00
02:37:59 Is he still working? 1.00
02:38:01 I don't really remember his last name.
02:38:03 No, no.
02:38:04 Oh, no.
02:38:05 No, it wasn't him.
02:38:06 But he's, that was a thing with him, too.
02:38:08 That was a thing with a boss.
02:38:09 He got beat up by a guy in Hawaii.
02:38:12 That guy.
02:38:13 Yeah.
02:38:13 Got beat up by a guy in Hawaii.
02:38:14 And Dom Marrero was like, what happened to you?
02:38:17 And he's like, Oh, some guy beat me up. 1.00
02:38:18 And he's like, Oh, what the fuck? 1.00
02:38:20 That's terrible. 1.00
02:38:21 And then he goes, And then I got the whole story.
02:38:26 He got a little lit, hit on a regular guy.
02:38:29 That guy would be in the back when there was a new 21 year old door guy who was on stage. 0.89
02:38:32 He would just be in the back going, like, to me, that was like the first time that I ever felt like a woman because I could kill the guy.
02:38:42 So there was a thing, but it was also like the thing about a man being aggressive sexually towards you where you didn't, there was like, there's not a chance you're going to convince me that I don't want to go upstairs with you.
02:38:55 Like, this is crazy.
02:38:56 But it was the aggressiveness of it that I was like, ooh, this is crazy.
02:39:00 Gotta be awful. 1.00
02:39:01 So weird for a gay guy. 1.00
02:39:02 Because a gay guy can just go get laid so easily. 1.00
02:39:04 Not in Canada. 0.99
02:39:04 I mean, this is in the 90s in Canada. 0.99
02:39:06 But they want what they want. 0.99
02:39:08 They got gay bars. 1.00
02:39:09 Some guy tried to jerk me off in the back of a bus in Vietnam. 1.00
02:39:11 Tried? 0.99
02:39:12 How far did he get? 1.00
02:39:13 He touched my dick and started trying. 1.00
02:39:15 I was like, dude, no. 1.00
02:39:16 Actually, under the pants?
02:39:18 Over the pants.
02:39:20 Oh, I had a guy who gave me a stroke on a party bus once.
02:39:23 Gave me a holster in high school.
02:39:23 Really?
02:39:25 I was getting blown by a girl on a party bus.
02:39:27 And a guy went over and just gave me a full hand.
02:39:30 How did he get the girl's face away from your car?
02:39:30 Wait a minute.
02:39:33 He said something and she went, huh? 1.00
02:39:35 And then he grabbed my dick and did like a stroke. 1.00
02:39:37 He gave me a stroke over there. 1.00
02:39:39 He fucking juked her. 1.00
02:39:40 Wait, hold on. 1.00
02:39:41 Did he do a story?
02:39:42 I was on a party bus in high school.
02:39:44 Remember those party buses?
02:39:45 I remember the party buses.
02:39:46 And we put all our money together.
02:39:47 We rented a party bus.
02:39:48 Can I borrow your sunglasses? 1.00
02:39:49 Blown by a lady in the back of the bus, like Rosa Parks. 1.00
02:39:53 And he said something and she popped her head up and he gave me a full stroke.
02:39:57 Wow.
02:39:58 And I was like, oh, and I pushed him and then was like, that was weird.
02:40:01 And then she went back.
02:40:02 He was like, I don't care.
02:40:03 It was a goof.
02:40:03 I got this.
02:40:04 It was a goof.
02:40:05 It was a goof.
02:40:05 Very funny goof.
02:40:07 What if he fucking. 1.00
02:40:08 What if you popped that guy? 1.00
02:40:09 Chuggy Boy. 0.69
02:40:10 Chuggy Boy made head.
02:40:12 Your heart.
02:40:13 And I touched you.
02:40:13 Your heart.
02:40:15 What if she was blowing you when you were on the edge and this guy gave you a stroke and you were like a broken fire hydrant?
02:40:22 Just boom.
02:40:23 The ceiling.
02:40:25 It was in the late 90s.
02:40:26 The windows.
02:40:27 It's a different time.
02:40:28 That was normal back then. 1.00
02:40:29 Gay humor was fun. 0.90
02:40:30 He's a Marine now, that guy.
02:40:32 Yeah, obviously.
02:40:33 You sure he's not in the Navy?
02:40:34 Yeah.
02:40:34 Same.
02:40:38 Yeah, boy, I remember those broke days.
02:40:39 One time I did a club.
02:40:41 You ever do the funny farm in Youngstown, Ohio?
02:40:44 I did not. 1.00
02:40:45 It was a real shit place. 1.00
02:40:46 I did Youngstown. 1.00
02:40:47 Was it the place that was connected to a club?
02:40:50 Yes.
02:40:50 It was.
02:40:51 And the hotel was closed.
02:40:52 It was connected.
02:40:53 I did do it.
02:40:54 The hotel's connected to a club.
02:40:56 The comedy club's connected to a nightclub. 1.00
02:40:58 And then the late show, the fucking music plays. 1.00
02:41:02 That was it. 1.00
02:41:02 Yeah. 1.00
02:41:03 That was it.
02:41:04 It's impossible.
02:41:05 You're on stage.
02:41:05 It's like, what does this have to do with the guy's jacket?
02:41:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:41:09 Let's get back to the real show.
02:41:10 Let's talk about the clubs.
02:41:12 Pay scale. 0.99
02:41:12 Let's not talk about shitty clubs. 0.99
02:41:13 Let's talk about you getting stroked by guys. 0.99
02:41:15 Oh, all right. 0.99
02:41:16 The guy jerks out.
02:41:16 Well, yeah.
02:41:17 Was that the only other time?
02:41:18 All the way?
02:41:19 No, no.
02:41:19 Just one pump.
02:41:21 The same guy.
02:41:22 Same story.
02:41:23 Yeah, I'm going back to the same dude.
02:41:24 If it keeps happening, you got to go, hey.
02:41:26 Yeah, this is habitual.
02:41:28 He stroked me once.
02:41:29 It's odd.
02:41:30 One stroke.
02:41:30 It's odd that it keeps coming up.
02:41:32 I keep getting stroked.
02:41:33 But yeah, The Funny Farm, one of my first headlining gigs, you know, it was three people in the audience.
02:41:38 But the guy goes, the owner goes, hey, you want a meal?
02:41:42 I was like, oh, my God, I want a meal.
02:41:43 Of course.
02:41:44 And he goes, get the swordfish.
02:41:46 You got to get the swordfish.
02:41:46 It's amazing.
02:41:47 I was like, oh, my God.
02:41:48 The swordfish in Youngsalo.
02:41:50 I know.
02:41:51 It's just been a truck for a month.
02:41:54 That's crazy.
02:41:54 Yeah.
02:41:58 But, you know, when you're broke, it's like exotic.
02:42:02 You're like, oh, my God, I got to have this.
02:42:04 And I was like, okay, thanks.
02:42:05 And he goes, there's a great wine.
02:42:06 It pairs well with the swordfish because it was attached to a club kind of restaurant thing.
02:42:09 So I was like, oh, all right.
02:42:10 And he, I drank like, you know, a bottle and a half of wine, swordfish, a couple beers, and he gave me the bill.
02:42:16 Oh, and I didn't know he was charging me. 0.99
02:42:18 No fucking way. 0.98
02:42:20 I was getting paid like $400 for the weekend. 0.99
02:42:22 The bill was like $380.
02:42:25 Yeah.
02:42:26 Those were the days.
02:42:26 What?
02:42:28 So, why did you think it was free?
02:42:30 Because the owner is going, hey, get this. 1.00
02:42:32 He was upselling me on shit. 1.00
02:42:34 Oh, wow. 1.00
02:42:36 Yeah, I got fucked. 1.00
02:42:37 So, he just didn't want to pay you. 1.00
02:42:38 I bet that was a can.
02:42:39 He didn't want to pay you.
02:42:40 He's not even giving you a discounted rate for the meals?
02:42:44 No, no half off, no half off.
02:42:45 You were performing that night?
02:42:46 That's crazy.
02:42:47 Yeah, the whole weekend.
02:42:48 Diaz, I was going to the Jacksonville. 1.00
02:42:50 I was like, what the fuck, man? 1.00
02:42:52 I didn't know it was free. 1.00
02:42:53 And he's like, free.
02:42:53 I thought it was free.
02:42:54 It's Swordfish.
02:42:57 And so, how did it play out?
02:42:59 How did it play out?
02:43:00 I had to pay the guy, and then he gave me a check for $400 at the end of the weekend. 0.99
02:43:04 But the Swordfish shit was $300. 0.98
02:43:08 And the whole weekend was $400? 1.00
02:43:10 Yeah, yeah.
02:43:11 It was a dark night. 1.00
02:43:12 It was a scumbag. 1.00
02:43:13 So many scummy owners. 1.00
02:43:14 I mean, everybody's got those stories where they.
02:43:16 What's that one story?
02:43:17 I think it's a Joe List story where he tried to get paid, and the guy just put a gun on the table, and he's like, all right, I'll see you later.
02:43:23 I had a guy who I worked for who didn't pay me, and then when he did pay me, he was a mob guy.
02:43:30 And when he did pay me, he paid me quite a bit less.
02:43:32 Mm hmm. 0.99
02:43:33 And I said, what the fuck? 0.99
02:43:34 I said, this is not what I was supposed to get. 0.99
02:43:35 He goes, you should be kind of happy with what you're getting.
02:43:39 Oh, there you go.
02:43:40 And I was like, all right, we're done.
02:43:41 All right.
02:43:42 I was like, all right, guess I'm never working here again.
02:43:42 I took the money.
02:43:45 And he calls me up, tried to get me to work at the club. 0.99
02:43:46 I go, the last time you fucked me, told me. 0.99
02:43:49 He's like, come on. 0.99
02:43:49 I would have worked there again in a second. 0.99
02:43:51 Yeah.
02:43:52 I did fight for him last week.
02:43:53 The same guy.
02:43:54 The same guy. 1.00
02:43:55 He's going to fuck you. 1.00
02:43:56 It was in New Haven, Connecticut. 1.00
02:43:57 It was tax free.
02:43:58 The same guy.
02:43:59 I saw him beat a guy with his shoe.
02:44:02 He pulled his shoe off.
02:44:02 Whoa.
02:44:04 And, you know, like those slippery, nice dress shoes.
02:44:06 Whoa.
02:44:07 Yeah, so it's got the leather with the wood, the wooden heel. 1.00
02:44:10 He's beating a guy in the face with his fucking shoe. 0.99
02:44:13 There's blood all over his shirt. 1.00
02:44:14 It was crazy.
02:44:15 Ooh, shu jitsu.
02:44:16 Same guy.
02:44:17 That's crazy.
02:44:18 So this guy.
02:44:19 I was like, okay.
02:44:20 Was that Joker's Wild?
02:44:21 Yep. 0.99
02:44:22 I know that club.
02:44:23 Yeah.
02:44:23 That was very mob run.
02:44:25 I got the sword pizza.
02:44:25 I know that one too.
02:44:26 New Haven's a wild place.
02:44:27 New Haven, Connecticut is a wild place.
02:44:29 Good pizza, bad. 1.00
02:44:30 A lot of Italians. 1.00
02:44:31 Yes.
02:44:32 A lot of Italians. 1.00
02:44:32 Some of the best fucking pizza on earth. 1.00
02:44:34 Pepe's. 0.99
02:44:34 Like Dave Portnoy, when he talks about pizza, he talks about New Haven style pizza. 0.99
02:44:40 Sally's or Frank Pepe's?
02:44:42 Yeah.
02:44:43 One of my best friends.
02:44:44 One of my best friends, Tommy Jr.
02:44:46 He's from.
02:44:46 Tommy Jr.
02:44:47 Tommy Jr.
02:44:48 I love Tommy Jr.
02:44:48 Yeah.
02:44:50 You're like, I'll take it.
02:44:52 And I'm just not going to work there.
02:44:53 What are you going to do?
02:44:54 Yeah.
02:44:54 Well, that's what I did with that guy.
02:44:55 I never worked there again.
02:44:56 He tried to get me to work there again.
02:44:57 And then he tried to get me to work there after I'd been on news radio.
02:45:00 I'm like, bro.
02:45:02 It's over.
02:45:03 And you want to go, hey, I'm half a WAP over here. 0.99
02:45:05 He fucking didn't pay me, man. 1.00
02:45:06 He didn't fucking pay me. 1.00
02:45:08 Yeah. 0.99
02:45:08 That's crazy. 0.99
02:45:09 And also, you beat a guy with a shoe.
02:45:12 What was the scenario there?
02:45:14 I don't remember.
02:45:15 I think the guy was heckling and he was drunk.
02:45:18 That's awesome.
02:45:18 I don't want to say his name.
02:45:20 This dude just pulled his fucking shoe off and he's beating this guy in the face with the heel of his shoe. 0.99
02:45:25 I remember thinking, I never would have thought of that. 0.99
02:45:27 But I never wear shoes like that.
02:45:29 I wear shoes that lace up, but he just slipped that thing right off of his foot and used it as a weapon.
02:45:34 I mean, the heel on that is rock hard. 0.99
02:45:36 Oh, it's a fucking piece of wood. 0.99
02:45:37 Yeah. 1.00
02:45:38 You know, he beat the guy's nose.
02:45:39 He beat him on the nose with the heel of the shoe. 0.98
02:45:42 Yeah, just grabbed the tip of the toe and just fucking whacked. 0.98
02:45:46 And blood was everywhere. 0.99
02:45:46 Whack! 0.99
02:45:48 It was spraying off.
02:45:49 His shirt was white and it was a splatter of blood all over.
02:45:52 The guy was like, oh, we're not allowed to laugh.
02:45:54 And then he had to run from the cops.
02:45:55 Sorry, I got kicked out for laughing too loud.
02:45:58 I was just helping this show.
02:45:59 I was laughing too loud.
02:46:02 What's the Chappelle thing?
02:46:04 I think it was the same thing.
02:46:05 Oh, yeah. 0.98
02:46:05 Like, literally, he came into the guy's office and he was like, young and like, where the fuck's my money, man? 0.98
02:46:11 And they put a gun on the table. 0.98
02:46:12 Yeah.
02:46:13 We'll figure it out.
02:46:13 Yeah.
02:46:14 Right.
02:46:14 Yeah, I guess we'll help.
02:46:15 Well, that's Richard Pryor in one of his specials.
02:46:19 I mean, it must happen.
02:46:20 It happens.
02:46:21 It happened to me.
02:46:22 It happens. 1.00
02:46:23 Like, he fucked me. 1.00
02:46:26 I wouldn't even notice if I got fucked. 1.00
02:46:28 But I knew how much I was supposed to get. 0.99
02:46:29 It wasn't a lot of money.
02:46:30 I wasn't nobody.
02:46:31 They gave me 300 bucks. 0.96
02:46:32 Sick.
02:46:33 Bro, I was nobody back then. 0.75
02:46:33 Right. 0.75
02:46:35 Also, it was like one of the worst clubs to work in terms of crowd control.
02:46:38 There was zero.
02:46:39 Zero. 0.98
02:46:40 Everybody was nuts. 1.00
02:46:41 What about that Chinese place in Massachusetts? 1.00
02:46:44 You remember that place?
02:46:46 You know, people just go, they were eating chai.
02:46:48 They were wrapping up their food while you're on it.
02:46:50 Somebody comes on stage and like takes a selfie with you? 0.66
02:46:53 No, it wasn't the Kowloon.
02:46:54 It was the place in Western Massachusetts, right?
02:46:56 Yeah.
02:46:57 Yeah.
02:46:58 It was a place like way out in the middle of nowhere.
02:46:59 We only did one show there.
02:47:00 They would just come on stage and be like, we're getting a selfie.
02:47:03 I think it's a Blooming Wright place.
02:47:05 It's a Blooming Wright gig.
02:47:05 Yeah.
02:47:06 Yeah.
02:47:07 I'm always again, too.
02:47:07 Don't leave.
02:47:09 We're all just gone.
02:47:10 Me and Norman are hanging strong.
02:47:12 Hell yeah.
02:47:13 Well, you guys aren't really drinking.
02:47:15 What are you talking about, bro?
02:47:16 I have two beers.
02:47:17 How dare you?
02:47:18 This is my second one.
02:47:19 I had a beer.
02:47:20 Oh my God, you had two cups?
02:47:21 I had two beers.
02:47:22 No.
02:47:23 Part of a soldier meeting instead of wearing glasses. 1.00
02:47:26 That fucking nicotine knocked me down for a minute. 0.99
02:47:28 You guys should have to see. 1.00
02:47:30 C on that one.
02:47:31 Huh?
02:47:32 You said the C on that one instead of the G.
02:47:33 Oh, yeah.
02:47:34 Oh, yeah.
02:47:35 Cut that.
02:47:36 I was in the green room of a place once, the office rather, a place once, and we were getting paid.
02:47:42 And it was me and this kid.
02:47:44 His name was, I forget his last name, but his name was Brian.
02:47:47 He was a big guy, like a huge guy.
02:47:49 And he was blonde, and you'd never think he was Jewish. 0.97
02:47:52 He didn't look Jewish.
02:47:53 And the owner of the club said something like, I don't want to, I'm not trying to Jew you down.
02:48:03 Yeah.
02:48:04 And he went crazy.
02:48:05 He lost it. 1.00
02:48:06 He went crazy and started screaming at this guy, Fuck you. 1.00
02:48:08 You fucking anti Semitic. 1.00
02:48:10 Because he didn't realize this guy was Jewish. 1.00
02:48:12 Because Brian Frazier.
02:48:13 Right.
02:48:13 And he was jacked, like way bigger than me.
02:48:17 And I was like, Oh my God.
02:48:18 Like, what am I going to do here?
02:48:19 Like, I don't want my friend to kill this guy.
02:48:21 And also, not much I can do.
02:48:21 Yeah.
02:48:25 Yeah.
02:48:25 He's trying to get paid here, buddy.
02:48:26 Maybe he's trying to get paid.
02:48:27 And, like, it was just an expression that people would use.
02:48:31 I don't, I don't.
02:48:32 I know what it's from, but they don't mean it like that.
02:48:34 Yeah, we use that all the time.
02:48:35 It's just a term.
02:48:36 You know. 1.00
02:48:37 It's like gypsy.
02:48:39 You don't think of gypsies when you say it.
02:48:40 You're like, that's a root word. 1.00
02:48:42 You're like, that's fine.
02:48:43 I didn't realize that.
02:48:44 It's weird where there's certain nationalities we could completely make fun of them and it's no issue at all. 1.00
02:48:51 Like, stop being a Guinea. 1.00
02:48:53 No one cares. 1.00
02:48:54 What is that?
02:48:55 Like wearing gold chains.
02:48:56 Look at you. 1.00
02:48:56 Look like a Guinea. 1.00
02:48:57 Like wearing gold chains and a tank top. 1.00
02:48:59 It doesn't matter.
02:49:00 It didn't matter.
02:49:01 And they were lynched.
02:49:01 It didn't matter.
02:49:02 In my grandfather's day, it did.
02:49:04 My grandfather told me horror stories about him being an immigrant from Italy and what he had to deal with.
02:49:10 Going to school here in America and in New Jersey, and how crazy it is.
02:49:15 It's crazy to think of anti Polish, anti Irish, anti Italian. 0.97
02:49:19 So specifically, it's just whites. 0.96
02:49:21 So everyone has to be Anglo, I guess, from England? 0.87
02:49:23 Like, what is the criteria to not get beat up? 0.89
02:49:27 It was the thing, it was like people that were coming from these Latin countries people that were coming from Mexico, coming from Puerto Rico, people that were coming from Italy, you know, the countries that were initially Latin countries, brown people. 0.73
02:49:41 Yeah.
02:49:41 And Italians were thought of as brown people.
02:49:43 Yeah, but Irish aren't brown.
02:49:44 There was Irish people who were poor and they were lower class. 1.00
02:49:49 They were the people that were working in fucking factories and working in the country. 0.99
02:49:53 It's crazy to have that as your racism. 1.00
02:49:54 Whites on whites. 0.96
02:49:55 No. 0.82
02:49:55 Whites on whites? 0.82
02:49:56 A lot of Irish people were slaves. 0.93
02:49:56 Wild. 0.93
02:49:59 Yeah, yeah.
02:50:00 Hey.
02:50:00 Right?
02:50:01 Talk to it, girls. 0.68
02:50:03 You want to tell white people. 0.74
02:50:06 We were slaves. 0.87
02:50:07 Usually a couple more years ago.
02:50:09 We were kings.
02:50:09 You know, the Irish.
02:50:10 Yeah, we were kings.
02:50:11 Well, you want to tell white people back then, like, it's going to get.
02:50:14 Worse. 0.98
02:50:15 Like, if you're mad at this Irish guy, buckle up. 1.00
02:50:18 One day, they're not even going to read your scripts. 0.83
02:50:21 Yeah, you're going to hear like a.
02:50:24 Coming soon.
02:50:26 You're getting ready.
02:50:28 Well, I'm just saying.
02:50:31 Man, I'm watching a.
02:50:33 I don't know what it is.
02:50:34 Once I had a kid, I got way into history.
02:50:36 I don't know why.
02:50:37 I'm obsessed with history.
02:50:38 What are you thinking about?
02:50:39 Well, I'm watching all these presidential documents on Netflix.
02:50:44 Unbelievable.
02:50:45 Yeah, President's Rule.
02:50:46 By the way, Ulysses S. Grant.
02:50:47 Grant's my guy.
02:50:49 He's my guy.
02:50:49 I'm in love with this guy.
02:50:50 Well, you know, he went to West Point.
02:50:52 Oh, yeah.
02:50:53 So, Derek, I think I've said this on his show.
02:50:56 I've been.
02:50:56 Oh, really?
02:50:57 I talk about Grant every time.
02:50:58 Give me some music, Jamie.
02:50:59 I love Grant.
02:51:00 Grant rules.
02:51:01 I'll talk about Grant all day.
02:51:01 What do you say about it?
02:51:02 Well, one cool thing was, you know, during the war, he was a big general, and they would go, hey, what is this song? 0.99
02:51:09 I don't give a fuck. 0.98
02:51:10 It doesn't have that fun song. 1.00
02:51:12 Goddamn it. 0.99
02:51:13 Is it Ice Cream? 0.99
02:51:15 I was in the middle of a story here.
02:51:18 What about Grant?
02:51:19 We had to give him some music for his show.
02:51:22 That's true.
02:51:23 All right.
02:51:24 So Grant was that big general in the other yard.
02:51:26 Every time I hear somebody else talking about Grant, I get jealous and mad.
02:51:30 He went to college with a bunch of other guys who all got put into the war.
02:51:30 He went to West.
02:51:34 And a lot of them were Confederate.
02:51:37 So they'd be like, We got to go beat up. 1.00
02:51:39 We got to go kill a bunch of people at this fort in Georgia. 0.99
02:51:41 And he's like, Who's the head guy over there? 0.99
02:51:42 And they'd go, Whatever, Sherman.
02:51:44 And he'd go, I went to school with that guy. 1.00
02:51:46 He's a pussy. 1.00
02:51:47 We can take him. 1.00
02:51:48 So he knew everybody.
02:51:49 So he'd be like, Oh, I played ball with that guy. 1.00
02:51:52 He's a bitch. 1.00
02:51:53 We can kill him. 1.00
02:51:54 He's got no crossbows. 1.00
02:51:55 How crazy is that?
02:51:56 He knew everybody.
02:51:57 That's exactly what happened to Mark.
02:51:59 You're exactly right. 1.00
02:52:00 That shit rocks. 1.00
02:52:02 Amazing. 1.00
02:52:02 It's like my favorite thing about Grant. 1.00
02:52:04 I mean, you want to know some other cool things about Grant?
02:52:06 Please.
02:52:06 We could talk Grant all day.
02:52:07 Well, he was kind of a loser for a while. 1.00
02:52:09 He was a loser. 0.99
02:52:10 He was trying every farmer we met. 1.00
02:52:11 He was at West Point, all this shit. 0.99
02:52:12 Well, the big thing for him was after West Point, he went and fought in Mexico. 1.00
02:52:16 Mexican War.
02:52:17 What?
02:52:17 Yes.
02:52:17 He was a great cavalryman and he fought under Robert E. Lee alongside of the Mexicans.
02:52:22 In Mexico?
02:52:23 And he saw against the Mexicans and the Spanish.
02:52:26 Oh, America. 0.99
02:52:27 Yeah, okay.
02:52:28 But he found out that he remembers seeing Robert E. Lee being like nervous.
02:52:36 Before battle, which he's going to keep that with him the rest of his life.
02:52:40 But after the war, he gets sent out west because there's no war.
02:52:48 He's just at a post.
02:52:49 He misses his babe.
02:52:51 He comes to the demon rum.
02:52:53 He's drinking.
02:52:54 Yeah, he had a problem.
02:52:56 He gets kicked out of the army for being a drunk.
02:52:59 Goes home, frees his slaves while he has zero dollars.
02:53:04 He married into slaves.
02:53:05 His family, he came from abolitionist parents. 0.99
02:53:08 But he married into a. 0.69
02:53:10 His wife, her family had slaves. 0.96
02:53:13 When he gets home. 0.75
02:53:14 Wow.
02:53:14 Wait a minute, you left out a part.
02:53:15 He would free the slaves and he would bring them down to the courthouse and they go, dude, you can get like $2,000 for this guy.
02:53:20 Yeah, yeah.
02:53:21 He was like, no, no, no, let him go.
02:53:22 I was getting to it.
02:53:23 Oh, sorry.
02:53:24 Then he frees the slaves.
02:53:25 What a real man.
02:53:25 This is like the worst.
02:53:26 This is worth like a house.
02:53:27 You want one of these?
02:53:28 Yeah, yeah.
02:53:29 Yeah.
02:53:30 And then.
02:53:31 I love that.
02:53:33 Then he works at his dad's general store.
02:53:35 His father in law's general store.
02:53:35 All right.
02:53:36 He's working as a fucking clerk at a general store. 1.00
02:53:40 He was like, this guy's a bum. 1.00
02:53:41 When the war breaks out, he is a fucking clerk. 1.00
02:53:44 He's working a register at a store. 1.00
02:53:47 When the war breaks out.
02:53:48 By the end of the war, he's controlling the entire Union army.
02:53:51 Exactly.
02:53:51 Within four years.
02:53:52 Then becomes president. 1.00
02:53:53 He's working the fucking register at a grocery store. 1.00
02:53:56 This is like a St. Louis Cardinal's Cornerstone story. 1.00
02:54:00 Yeah.
02:54:00 Really?
02:54:00 He's the fucking man.
02:54:02 And he was great on a horse. 1.00
02:54:03 So he took the world by storm because he went out to the middle of the battlefield and did the thing where he goes on the side of the horse?
02:54:09 That was in Mexico.
02:54:10 He definitely didn't do that in the Civil War. 1.00
02:54:11 He did the side of the horse like the natives? 0.75
02:54:13 He went on the side of the horse so they couldn't shoot him, and then he popped up and killed a bunch of people. 0.99
02:54:17 I mean, the guy was a complete badass. 0.84
02:54:19 He's the man.
02:54:20 And then just think of all those young guys who volunteered.
02:54:23 You got to think of these old wars.
02:54:25 They don't just have to fight.
02:54:26 They have to go to a place.
02:54:27 I went to Fort Sumter on Saturday.
02:54:29 I was standing there.
02:54:29 No way.
02:54:30 No way.
02:54:31 That's crazy.
02:54:32 That's crazy.
02:54:33 Do you know how bored people must have been back then?
02:54:33 Wow.
02:54:35 They were like, just put me in war.
02:54:37 Please don't care that much.
02:54:39 They care that much.
02:54:39 No, no, no.
02:54:40 Well, there was that, but there's always that.
02:54:42 And that's every now.
02:54:43 That's literally every war.
02:54:45 Every single guy, not all of them now, but like, it's always been like, it's going to be adventure.
02:54:45 Every war.
02:54:51 Like, all quiet on the Western Front.
02:54:53 And it was something that they looked Forward to like romantically because the way their grandparents talked about it and their fathers talked about it.
02:54:59 When people talked about war back then, it was a responsibility, a duty.
02:55:02 Totally.
02:55:03 A man stood up for his country.
02:55:05 And also, the country was so young.
02:55:08 I know.
02:55:08 Yeah, you're really fighting for something.
02:55:10 The country was 100 years old.
02:55:11 A lot of guys would deserve it.
02:55:12 Not even 100 years old, right?
02:55:14 It's sick of that, 1776.
02:55:16 Yeah.
02:55:17 It's 100 years old.
02:55:18 But they were so recent.
02:55:20 FDR had what, four sons?
02:55:22 They all went to war. 1.00
02:55:24 So he's like, ah, shit, I'm starting a war with a. 1.00
02:55:26 Germany, I gotta put my money where my mouth is. 1.00
02:55:29 You're sending your troops, I'll send my four sons to war. 0.88
02:55:33 And then, you know, some died.
02:55:33 Wow.
02:55:36 Jesus.
02:55:37 Stalin did that.
02:55:39 Stalin had a. 1.00
02:55:40 Well, he's a psycho. 0.93
02:55:41 He had a policy of like. 1.00
02:55:41 Fuck. 1.00
02:55:43 Dude, you made me read that book on Stalin. 1.00
02:55:46 I started reading it.
02:55:47 I got maybe a chapter in it.
02:55:48 It's the worst book of all time.
02:55:50 I can't do it.
02:55:50 That's the worst thing, Annie Jacobson.
02:55:52 It's the worst book of all time.
02:55:53 It's called Bloodlands.
02:55:54 It's about the Eastern Front.
02:55:56 It's the worst. 0.52
02:55:57 It gets the Nazis? 0.55
02:55:58 It's the Nazis and the Soviets.
02:56:00 And what happened to Belarus and Ukraine and.
02:56:04 Oof, my own. 0.98
02:56:05 Bro, they starved people. 0.99
02:56:06 Yeah, Ukraine was. 1.00
02:56:08 The Holomidor was one of the worst things that's ever happened. 1.00
02:56:13 Communism's the gayest shit ever. 1.00
02:56:15 Of course. 1.00
02:56:17 Somebody needs to look into how gay communism is. 1.00
02:56:19 But isn't it crazy that it's making a comeback? 0.99
02:56:21 Yeah.
02:56:22 It always does.
02:56:24 There's a cycle.
02:56:24 It's a cycle.
02:56:25 The problem is if we cannot call it communism if we get free health care.
02:56:29 That would be a good move.
02:56:30 That would help a lot.
02:56:31 We're calling everybody communist.
02:56:32 Socialist communist.
02:56:34 Free healthcare is cool.
02:56:35 Yeah. 0.92
02:56:36 We should have that.
02:56:37 It's normal.
02:56:38 That's not communism.
02:56:39 We should have healthcare and education.
02:56:41 You should treat the entire country like it's a community. 0.98
02:56:44 If you have a community, would you want the sickest person to fucking die who could be very valuable if you could take care of them? 0.99
02:56:51 And do you have the resources to take care of them? 1.00
02:56:53 Of course you should.
02:56:53 We're a different country.
02:56:54 Exactly.
02:56:55 Do it with libraries.
02:56:56 This is the problem with capitalism.
02:56:56 It's a big deal.
02:56:58 It doesn't feel like a community.
02:56:59 This is the reason why people turn on all these billionaires.
02:57:02 They turn on them because they, why do you have so much when people have so little?
02:57:06 But it's because it's the game.
02:57:07 It's the game that they're playing.
02:57:08 And you're playing the game too.
02:57:09 You're just not playing it at that level.
02:57:12 But again, these rich people pay a lot and give a lot of services.
02:57:15 But yeah, there's that.
02:57:17 But also, the services, the amount of money that they get is all going to corrupt people that are funneling into their own bank accounts.
02:57:23 That's the problem with that.
02:57:23 Yeah.
02:57:24 We're running through Ireland and stuff like that.
02:57:26 There's too many nonprofits and NGOs.
02:57:28 And, you know, you find out that the homeless people that are running the nonprofits in LA, like somebody just sent me, like, Here, I'll send it to you, Jamie.
02:57:35 I got to get that Marshall Rogan coin.
02:57:36 It's so crazy when you look at the amount of money that is being paid to the people that run the homeless divisions. 0.99
02:57:42 It's like, it's fucking bananas. 0.99
02:57:44 Like, it's crazy. 0.99
02:57:44 It's insane amounts of money. 0.99
02:57:46 Yeah, we're in a tough spot.
02:57:47 The hoboes are in a tough spot.
02:57:48 The CEO of the homeless thing in L.A. made $1.6 million in the last two years.
02:57:51 Wow.
02:57:52 Yeah, and the president makes $200,000.
02:57:54 And you're doing a bad job.
02:57:56 And you're also doing a bad job.
02:57:57 Yeah.
02:57:58 You're also not, there's no way someone could justify you getting a raise.
02:58:02 There's no way someone could justify you getting that salary when you're objectively failing.
02:58:07 But then you want to, people want higher minimum wage and stuff, but I'm like, that's not going to do it.
02:58:07 Yeah.
02:58:12 Well, higher minimum wage is not the worst thing in the world.
02:58:14 No, I'm not against it.
02:58:15 I'm just saying that's not going to solve everything.
02:58:17 Well, it won't solve everything.
02:58:19 It won't solve everything.
02:58:20 But if you knew, if you were a person that had a lot of money and you knew that if you paid more taxes, it was going to go to make everybody feel better, the world would be better, the education would be better, people would have food, you would have free health care, schools would have nutritious meals.
02:58:36 LA shelter provider has paid CEO who lives in Hawaii $1.6 million in salary and vacation over two years.
02:58:43 That's bananas.
02:58:44 Two years.
02:58:45 That is literally insane.
02:58:46 So that's a slush fund.
02:58:48 That's not someone doing it because they care.
02:58:51 That's someone doing it because it's very profitable.
02:58:54 And it's a slush fund. 0.99
02:58:55 And this is why they tried so hard to keep Spencer Pratt from being the mayor of LA, because he wanted to expose all that shit. 0.99
02:59:01 You know, and they mock him and make fun of him. 0.99
02:59:02 And I did too.
02:59:03 Until you talk to him, you're like, oh, he's actually a very smart guy.
02:59:06 And he's really well read in this stuff.
02:59:08 He really understands what he's doing.
02:59:09 Try to write him off as some white guy.
02:59:10 Well, also, reality star. 1.00
02:59:12 Also, you know, oh, he's a grifter. 0.92
02:59:14 But he's actually, they're all grifters. 0.97
02:59:17 That person's a grifter. 0.99
02:59:18 They're all grifters. 1.00
02:59:19 Everyone's making a shitload of money pretending that they care and not doing any good. 0.99
02:59:24 No one is fixing anything.
02:59:26 The thing keeps getting worse.
02:59:27 It is getting worse.
02:59:28 Everything's getting worse.
02:59:29 They spent $24 billion on the homeless problem in California, and it only got worse.
02:59:34 And then when they tried to do an audit, Newsom vetoed it.
02:59:37 He wouldn't let them do an audit.
02:59:39 Because everyone's taking their peace.
02:59:40 Everyone's getting sick.
02:59:42 So Grant gets a hold of the army in the West.
02:59:46 And he starts making some noise out there.
02:59:47 Lincoln's going, I got a bunch of these generals out east.
02:59:51 They're scared.
02:59:51 They're all scared of Robert E. Lee.
02:59:53 I got fucking McClellan. 1.00
02:59:56 McClellan's a bum. 1.00
02:59:57 He's a bum. 0.98
02:59:57 He's afraid to move forward. 0.98
02:59:59 Robert E. Lee was a good general.
03:00:01 Unbelievable.
03:00:02 Okay.
03:00:03 I'm from the South.
03:00:04 So what did he do with Grant?
03:00:04 I'm not a good general.
03:00:05 Grant was a good general.
03:00:07 Eventually, they go, this guy's been going nuts out on the West.
03:00:07 We'll fast forward.
03:00:12 Let's bring him in.
03:00:13 And then he immediately is like, I remember Robert E. Lee.
03:00:16 He was just as scared as I am.
03:00:17 I'm not afraid of him.
03:00:18 Everybody in the North was afraid of Robert E. Lee.
03:00:19 They're like, this guy's a genius. 0.99
03:00:21 He's going to fuck us up. 0.99
03:00:23 Grant was the one guy that was like, he's just as afraid as I am. 0.99
03:00:26 Also, we got more guys.
03:00:28 We can turn this into a war of attrition real quick.
03:00:31 Let's see who loses more guys quickly or quicker.
03:00:34 And he just, he attacks.
03:00:36 It's wonderful.
03:00:37 It's unbelievable.
03:00:38 And then General Sherman, his boy.
03:00:40 So they're boys.
03:00:41 Sherman and Grant are boys.
03:00:43 And Sherman has a nice quote.
03:00:45 He was like, I helped out Grant when he was drunk.
03:00:48 Grant helped me when I was crazy.
03:00:50 We're boys forever.
03:00:51 Sherman's like, bro, let me get an army. 1.00
03:00:54 Let me just march south and just fuck them up. 0.99
03:00:57 So these were the only two guys also. 1.00
03:01:00 That treated the South like these are traitors. 0.76
03:01:03 Wow.
03:01:04 Like they always, like the guys like McClellan, all these other guys, they were like, these are gentlemen.
03:01:09 Robert E. Lee's a gentleman. 1.00
03:01:11 Sherman and Grant were like, yo, fuck these guys. 1.00
03:01:14 They're traitors. 1.00
03:01:15 They should be hung for what they're doing, dude. 1.00
03:01:17 They're going to leave the United States. 0.98
03:01:19 Could you imagine if Robert E. Lee won?
03:01:22 It wasn't that far off.
03:01:23 It was.
03:01:24 We let them.
03:01:26 The North had kid gloves on.
03:01:28 You think?
03:01:28 I mean, they lost a lot of guys, too.
03:01:30 We lost a lot.
03:01:31 We lost more than them, but.
03:01:33 Even Shelby Foote, who's a famed Southern historian, was like, the North was fighting with one armed ties.
03:01:40 What's that, Jamie?
03:01:41 Really? 1.00
03:01:42 This fucking badass sword. 1.00
03:01:43 Was that at Hinchcliffe's house? 0.99
03:01:45 He said he was giving this sword when he took over the Federal Army in 1864.
03:01:50 It's awesome.
03:01:51 It's been sold at auction, though, recently.
03:01:54 Four grand.
03:01:54 Crazy.
03:01:55 How much?
03:01:55 The last time it sold, it was.
03:01:58 Five million.
03:01:59 It was worth that much.
03:02:00 Four grand in gold.
03:02:00 You get civil worship cheap.
03:02:02 Yeah, it was not that much.
03:02:03 Yeah, I have Sherman's map.
03:02:05 When he marched through South Carolina with his pencil mark.
03:02:09 How'd you get it?
03:02:11 Francis Ellis gave me it.
03:02:12 What? 1.00
03:02:14 Try showing a lady that who comes over. 0.99
03:02:16 I go, that was only 1.6 million.
03:02:16 I do.
03:02:18 Are you going to kill me? 0.99
03:02:20 And I go, here's my OJ Simpson rushing trophy. 1.00
03:02:23 And they go, he's definitely going to kill me.
03:02:25 That was only one.
03:02:26 Jamie has OJ Simpson's golf clubs.
03:02:29 What?
03:02:30 Well, me and Jamie were in the same auction.
03:02:31 I got his rushing trophy.
03:02:33 I got all of his ties.
03:02:34 Jamie got the golf club.
03:02:35 Kim Kardashian was in the same auction, too.
03:02:37 What was she trying to win?
03:02:39 She bought a glove. 0.75
03:02:40 Me and her were bidding against each other.
03:02:42 Yes.
03:02:42 Were you really?
03:02:44 I was fired up winning a bunch of them.
03:02:46 I had a couple drinks.
03:02:49 I didn't think I was going to win all these.
03:02:50 I won so many.
03:02:53 I have an autographed picture of Bill Clinton and OJ from Bill Clinton that's like, to my dear friend OJ.
03:02:59 Whoa.
03:03:01 And it was extremely expensive.
03:03:03 And anytime somebody comes to my house, I go, check this out.
03:03:05 And they go, cool. 1.00
03:03:07 I go, fuck that. 1.00
03:03:09 I'd get a photo of it. 1.00
03:03:10 I would get jazzed up.
03:03:11 I'd get hard as a rock.
03:03:12 Look at that.
03:03:13 There it is.
03:03:13 There it is.
03:03:14 That's the one I got.
03:03:15 To my dear friend.
03:03:16 That's fun.
03:03:17 My dear friend.
03:03:17 That's all OJ Sam said.
03:03:19 He's a big, tall, handsome man.
03:03:22 From SF.
03:03:23 Bro, it's funny watching his old political speeches.
03:03:25 Two legends.
03:03:26 Yeah, Police Academy.
03:03:27 Yeah, Nordberg.
03:03:29 Yeah, he's great.
03:03:30 Hertz commercials.
03:03:31 Hertz commercials, yeah.
03:03:32 He was in Police Academy?
03:03:33 Yeah.
03:03:34 Naked Gun.
03:03:35 Naked Gun, yeah, that's what I meant.
03:03:36 Same thing.
03:03:37 Spinoff.
03:03:37 All right.
03:03:37 Same shit.
03:03:38 Sorry. 1.00
03:03:38 Yeah. 1.00
03:03:39 I wasn't sure if he was in both. 0.99
03:03:40 I wasn't being a cunt. 0.97
03:03:41 Now, could you make a movie like that today? 0.99
03:03:45 Naked Gun?
03:03:46 Yeah.
03:03:46 You could, but you'd have to finance it independently.
03:03:48 You didn't make it.
03:03:49 Oh, yeah.
03:03:49 They just remade it.
03:03:50 Well, they remade it.
03:03:51 It's literally just there.
03:03:53 The answer is no.
03:03:54 Could you make a movie like that?
03:03:55 You can make any movie today.
03:03:56 All right, good, because I'm making one.
03:03:57 Well, you know, as much as anybody, all they're asking for is that.
03:04:01 Me and Samarille wrote one.
03:04:02 We're shooting in October.
03:04:03 What is it?
03:04:03 Nice.
03:04:04 Everybody wants a movie.
03:04:05 It's just a raunchy 80s style comedy.
03:04:08 Great.
03:04:08 Yeah, we're shooting.
03:04:09 We got financing.
03:04:10 I can't believe some guy's giving us money.
03:04:11 Theo and David Spade just did one.
03:04:13 Oh, yeah.
03:04:14 I heard that was hilarious.
03:04:15 I heard it was hilarious.
03:04:16 Yeah, yeah.
03:04:16 It's nice.
03:04:17 It's nice that people are doing shit like that. 0.99
03:04:18 You can try them. 1.00
03:04:20 Well, yeah, the gatekeeper's fucked up. 0.99
03:04:21 Oh, tires come out the door. 1.00
03:04:22 Fuck off. 1.00
03:04:22 Hey, hey, hey. 1.00
03:04:24 We're doing that.
03:04:26 Season three.
03:04:27 Season three.
03:04:29 What tires?
03:04:30 How much does that consume of you?
03:04:32 Good question.
03:04:36 What did I miss?
03:04:37 What did I miss?
03:04:39 How difficult is it to.
03:04:41 I mean, it seems like a big.
03:04:43 Three months is quick.
03:04:44 Gilly takes on a lot of it.
03:04:46 Keeves.
03:04:47 Yeah.
03:04:47 Right, right, right.
03:04:49 Sorry, I'm a little drunk.
03:04:50 I'm a little drunk.
03:04:51 He's getting hit.
03:04:52 No, the rest of the guys.
03:04:53 I mean, I help write, but I can do that from afar.
03:04:57 McKeever writes a lot of it.
03:05:00 Yeah.
03:05:01 He's a talent.
03:05:02 Just write it.
03:05:03 I'll show up and.
03:05:04 He's the train.
03:05:05 He's so awesome.
03:05:06 And it seems like Netflix has very little to say.
03:05:08 You just kind of do it and give it to him.
03:05:10 For sure.
03:05:10 That's so dope.
03:05:11 They've never changed anything.
03:05:12 Sarandos is the man.
03:05:13 Sarandos is so cool.
03:05:15 He's such a good dude.
03:05:16 I've known that guy forever.
03:05:17 Really?
03:05:18 Yeah, I did a Netflix special for them in 2005 when it was still like.
03:05:22 Five?
03:05:23 Yeah.
03:05:23 Five?
03:05:24 Was it discs?
03:05:25 Yeah, it was discs.
03:05:26 Yeah.
03:05:27 I was like, I might have been the first.
03:05:29 I might have been the first Netflix special.
03:05:31 Live of Phoenix.
03:05:32 I didn't show that.
03:05:33 I think you were there.
03:05:34 We did that show at the improv in Tempe.
03:05:37 Yeah.
03:05:38 We filmed it.
03:05:38 We did it at the improv.
03:05:39 Good club.
03:05:40 Because this is just a real conversation that me and Sam.
03:05:43 Congratulations.
03:05:44 Yeah.
03:05:44 All right.
03:05:45 Nice.
03:05:46 Did you go down on her?
03:05:47 Yeah, a little.
03:05:48 Yeah.
03:05:49 It's like bare minimum is 15 minutes.
03:05:52 Planning for potentially 45.
03:05:54 45 minutes?
03:05:55 Who told you that?
03:05:56 I read it.
03:05:57 You have a book about how to eat, yeah, bro.
03:05:59 Every day you say that makes me like I, you're giving me a headache.
03:06:04 That's O'Connor trying not to laugh.
03:06:06 He Gerben had a book about how to eat, where'd he get?
03:06:11 Oh, that's real.
03:06:11 Oh, that's all, yeah, whoa, immediately in the script.
03:06:14 Who wrote it?
03:06:15 Whoa, can I get that book?
03:06:16 I forget.
03:06:17 No offense.
03:06:18 I'm not being an atheist, obviously a Jewish person.
03:06:20 Yeah, we're writers.
03:06:21 You guys love, no, but you guys also love sexuality. 1.00
03:06:23 Eat pussy. 1.00
03:06:25 Yeah. 1.00
03:06:26 Nothing wrong with it.
03:06:26 You're good at it.
03:06:27 Black people, take notes. 1.00
03:06:30 DJ Kellen. 1.00
03:06:32 And another one. 0.99
03:06:33 But Gerby's has a book on how to eat pussy, and he talks about it a lot, and it bothers me immensely. 0.99
03:06:39 There's no way. 0.97
03:06:39 Where did he get the book? 0.97
03:06:40 Oh, my God. 1.00
03:06:40 It's called How to Eat Pussy. 1.00
03:06:43 I mean, it could be. 0.99
03:06:43 Hold on. 0.99
03:06:44 I do actually know the name of the book.
03:06:46 It's called She Comes First.
03:06:47 Oh, no.
03:06:48 I've heard of that book.
03:06:48 I've heard that.
03:06:49 Of course you have.
03:06:50 It's like everybody poops.
03:06:52 It's like everybody's poops.
03:06:53 It's right next to Anne Frank Cyrus.
03:06:54 How to eat children.
03:06:55 Jesus Christ. 1.00
03:06:55 How to eat pussy. 1.00
03:06:56 She comes first. 1.00
03:06:57 Oh, wow. 0.98
03:06:57 There it is. 0.98
03:06:58 Yeah.
03:06:58 Is that a papaya?
03:06:59 Kerner.
03:06:59 Is that a papaya?
03:07:00 Yeah.
03:07:00 Kerner.
03:07:01 Yeah.
03:07:01 Is that a papaya?
03:07:01 Kerner.
03:07:02 Yeah.
03:07:02 Is that a papaya?
03:07:03 Kerner.
03:07:04 That's one bestseller.
03:07:05 That's not great.
03:07:06 Amazing. 0.97
03:07:06 In Sex Instruction. 0.97
03:07:07 Number one bestseller in pussy eating. 1.00
03:07:09 This shit pisses me off. 1.00
03:07:11 The pussy eating shit. 1.00
03:07:12 It bothers me. 1.00
03:07:13 And he's like, well, yeah, I do that.
03:07:15 And then I bring her home and I go, oh.
03:07:16 And then sometimes you just tickle the front at first.
03:07:19 Oh.
03:07:19 You're like, dude.
03:07:20 Disgusting, you have a playbook on this. 0.97
03:07:23 So, he is that guy. 1.00
03:07:23 Fuck you. 1.00
03:07:25 None of us are acting. 1.00
03:07:26 Wow, it's totally.
03:07:28 Kyla is the most, is the most guy. 1.00
03:07:30 Anyone, she's such trash. 1.00
03:07:33 She does hilarious. 1.00
03:07:34 She does so well this season, really.
03:07:36 Yeah, I'm excited for people to see that.
03:07:39 Fun, it's very excited.
03:07:40 You got Soda in there.
03:07:42 Soda's in it this year.
03:07:43 Is Ron White in it?
03:07:44 Ron White's not in it, not this season.
03:07:46 What happened?
03:07:47 Bobby, you just have one episode.
03:07:48 Bobby Lee's in it this season, Foley, Stav.
03:07:52 Foley's back.
03:07:53 Foley killed.
03:07:54 Foley's amazing. 0.99
03:07:55 Foley is so fucking funny. 1.00
03:07:56 He's a funny fucker. 0.99
03:07:58 He's like the best guy ever. 1.00
03:08:00 He's a good hang.
03:08:00 Yeah.
03:08:01 He is the best hang.
03:08:01 Foley rules.
03:08:03 He's got stories, but we can't get into it.
03:08:05 We can get into something.
03:08:06 No.
03:08:07 Look, me and him have already talked about this on a podcast.
03:08:09 It's like my favorite Foley story.
03:08:12 Because in Philly, he was a demon.
03:08:14 Yeah. 1.00
03:08:15 Like a fucking real demon. 1.00
03:08:18 Yeah. 1.00
03:08:18 Him and Chris Cotton would fight. 1.00
03:08:20 We'd go to the Raven Lounge.
03:08:21 They would fist fight.
03:08:22 Really?
03:08:23 Dude, it was crazy.
03:08:24 Fist fight each other?
03:08:25 Yes.
03:08:26 Everyone was on Coke. 1.00
03:08:27 The second somebody got on stage, Foley will blow up. 1.00
03:08:29 Two guys in the back, two fat guys in the back were like, Hey, shut the fuck up. 1.00
03:08:32 Fuck you. 1.00
03:08:33 But Foley had a thing. 1.00
03:08:35 He was telling me a story about it. 0.98
03:08:36 He brought home a hooker and he was. 0.99
03:08:38 Is this all cool to talk about? 0.96
03:08:41 I don't want to get the guy in trouble.
03:08:42 We've talked about it before.
03:08:44 On air? 0.87
03:08:45 Foley has a podcast called Are You Garbage? 0.60
03:08:47 He knows what I am.
03:08:49 He said he was bouncing.
03:08:50 He was on Coke, bouncing on a yoga ball.
03:08:53 He's like 400 pounds.
03:08:54 Poor yoga ball.
03:08:57 According to his story, which is my favorite version, he was smoking a cigarette. 0.98
03:09:00 He's got a hooker in there, like standing in front of him, like dancing in an empty room. 0.94
03:09:04 He's on a yoga ball, and the cherry from the cigarette fell and popped the yoga ball. 0.99
03:09:10 Wow.
03:09:10 And I was like, it might have been fun.
03:09:12 I was like, brother, that was you.
03:09:15 I love the experience, like the idea of him, a 400 pound guy, like a flimsy chair. 1.00
03:09:19 Maybe I like that shit. 1.00
03:09:20 Boom. 1.00
03:09:21 Just a fat guy on his back. 1.00
03:09:25 That stripper got a good laugh, Clarence. 1.00
03:09:28 Or hooker, sorry. 1.00
03:09:29 He is. 1.00
03:09:31 Fully fucking he's a treasure a national treasure. 0.99
03:09:33 That's all right. 1.00
03:09:34 Let's bring this home.
03:09:35 Oh, really?
03:09:36 We're gonna do it.
03:09:37 We're just gonna do it.
03:09:38 We're gonna turn it down.
03:09:39 What do you want to do?
03:09:40 You want to talk about seven o'clock show?
03:09:42 I gotta pee.
03:09:43 Come back.
03:09:43 Go pee.
03:09:44 All right, I'll be back.
03:09:45 Let's keep it.
03:09:45 All right, we're drunk.
03:09:47 Yeah, well, I'm drunk enough.
03:09:48 Could you hear me a beer?
03:09:49 And for the record, sir, I beat Rogan on The Wiz.
03:09:54 We're doing well.
03:09:56 Delete the first hour.
03:09:57 It was worthless.
03:09:58 Jamie, bring up Jeremiah Love touchdowns highlights.
03:10:02 And just play it in the back. 0.99
03:10:04 We'll talk about other shit. 0.99
03:10:05 That's a good whiskey there. 1.00
03:10:06 Bodega Cat.
03:10:07 I love Bodega Cat.
03:10:08 Get a bottle.
03:10:08 I have a bottle.
03:10:10 I stole one from your studio last time.
03:10:11 I thought I was on my way.
03:10:12 I just grabbed whatever I could.
03:10:12 I might be drunk.
03:10:14 I was like, I'm just in New York for a month and I don't want to buy a bottle of liquor.
03:10:18 Don't give this guy an apartment in London.
03:10:19 He'll steal from you.
03:10:21 They're doing it.
03:10:22 They're not giving me one.
03:10:23 I love you calling yourself an immigrant.
03:10:25 So fun.
03:10:26 It's so fun, bro.
03:10:27 It pisses me off every time you do it.
03:10:28 It's so fun.
03:10:29 Technically, it's true.
03:10:31 That's why he's doing it.
03:10:32 That's why he's doing it.
03:10:35 There's no immigration problem in London.
03:10:38 Actually, it's very difficult to get a house as an immigrant. 1.00
03:10:41 Shut up. 1.00
03:10:42 I also tell them, like, you know, soccer, the term came from you guys. 0.99
03:10:42 I love it. 0.99
03:10:46 Well, that's true.
03:10:47 Association.
03:10:47 And they go, It's football.
03:10:48 I'm like, that's not according to you, though.
03:10:50 That's true.
03:10:51 That's fun. 1.00
03:10:51 I love calling them on their shit. 1.00
03:10:53 It's so fun. 1.00
03:10:54 Those soccer games are amazing.
03:10:55 Isn't it?
03:10:56 They did.
03:10:59 Also, by the way, college football destroys soccer.
03:10:59 Well, they did.
03:11:03 Oh, it destroys it.
03:11:03 What?
03:11:05 Oh, let's just watch my guy.
03:11:09 Wow. 0.70
03:11:10 Look at the Catholic royalty in the uniform. 0.66
03:11:13 Bro, look up Kane highlights. 0.94
03:11:14 That is a white outfit.
03:11:16 I've seen Harry Kane. 1.00
03:11:17 I've seen all of his fucking bitch ass. 1.00
03:11:18 Harry Kane is good. 1.00
03:11:19 Harry Kane.
03:11:20 He spits when he talks. 1.00
03:11:21 That Bellingham, he's a sexy, sexy black. 1.00
03:11:24 I just lost fucking Jed. 1.00
03:11:26 Huh? 1.00
03:11:26 It gave up Spence. 1.00
03:11:29 I don't know what that means.
03:11:30 This is wonderful stuff.
03:11:32 There you go.
03:11:33 Watch this one.
03:11:34 You guys are going to like this.
03:11:35 You're going to like it. 1.00
03:11:37 This is Barry Sanders shit. 1.00
03:11:39 Knock down. 1.00
03:11:40 Knock down.
03:11:40 Whoa.
03:11:41 I've never seen that move.
03:11:42 Knock down.
03:11:44 He did a Foley yoga ball on that guy.
03:11:46 Oh, you're going to like this.
03:11:47 45 after.
03:11:48 That's good, Jamie.
03:11:50 So, wait, you were shooting arrows?
03:11:52 You were shooting arrows for two hours today?
03:11:54 Yeah.
03:11:54 Today.
03:11:55 Shooting migrants? 0.99
03:11:55 Today. 0.99
03:11:56 Did your arm get worn out?
03:11:57 No.
03:11:57 I was playing MLB the show.
03:12:00 I do it constantly.
03:12:00 I'm used to doing it.
03:12:03 Really?
03:12:04 How's the bullseye?
03:12:05 It's great.
03:12:06 You stuff your kills?
03:12:07 What's that? 0.98
03:12:08 You stuff your kills.
03:12:09 Stuff them? 0.85
03:12:09 No. 0.85
03:12:10 No, I turn them into Euro mounts.
03:12:12 It's just the skull and the antler.
03:12:13 Nice. 0.99
03:12:14 Let me ask you if you hit a guy with an arrow, how many, how would it kill him? 0.99
03:12:18 Yes. 0.99
03:12:18 Yeah. 0.99
03:12:18 100%. 0.99
03:12:19 I don't think so.
03:12:20 It kills a skull and an elk.
03:12:21 It kills a elk.
03:12:22 We can find out.
03:12:23 It's killing an elk?
03:12:24 It kills an elk.
03:12:24 Yes.
03:12:25 Well, you got a fucking high. 1.00
03:12:26 Powered crazy ass ass. 1.00
03:12:28 I'm talking about a bow and arrow. 1.00
03:12:30 A bow and arrow. 1.00
03:12:32 That's how they killed every Belgian immigrant. 1.00
03:12:34 Oh my God, this is a crazy thing. 1.00
03:12:36 Throughout history, that's how most people die.
03:12:38 There were weapons.
03:12:39 Well, have you seen The Odyssey?
03:12:41 The guy gets hit with 18 arrows and he's walking around.
03:12:43 I know, it's a movie.
03:12:44 That movie, that part, I like the movie, but that part bothered me. 0.89
03:12:47 There's also black Greeks. 1.00
03:12:50 Yeah, good point. 1.00
03:12:51 Joe.
03:12:52 Good point.
03:12:52 They were.
03:12:54 Yeah.
03:12:55 Yeah, definitely.
03:12:57 100% can kill a person.
03:12:58 You know what I just watched?
03:12:59 You know what I just watched last night was The Northman.
03:13:02 Oh, I did that.
03:13:03 I saw it in theaters and didn't like it when I saw it the first time.
03:13:07 What?
03:13:08 I don't know what happened.
03:13:09 It's just fun.
03:13:09 It's awesome.
03:13:10 I rewatched it last night.
03:13:12 It's so sick.
03:13:13 It's so sick.
03:13:13 It's a good time.
03:13:14 It's one of the six movies.
03:13:15 Eggers is the man.
03:13:16 It's awesome.
03:13:17 Yeah. 0.99
03:13:17 Robert Eggers is the fucking man. 0.99
03:13:18 Was that actor or director? 1.00
03:13:20 He did Nosferato.
03:13:20 Director.
03:13:21 Did he do The Vitch?
03:13:23 Yes.
03:13:24 And he was doing The Witch.
03:13:25 The Vitch is really good.
03:13:26 The Witch is going to be awesome.
03:13:27 It's going to be sick.
03:13:28 Everything he's done is awesome.
03:13:29 Everything ruled. 0.98
03:13:30 Nosferatu fucking ruled. 0.98
03:13:30 The Vitch was really good. 0.98
03:13:32 The Vitch ruled. 1.00
03:13:33 Movies of shit. 1.00
03:13:34 Nosferatu is the greatest vampire movie of all time. 1.00
03:13:37 Of all time.
03:13:39 Bram Stoker's Dracula was great.
03:13:40 Nosferatu took it to a totally new level.
03:13:43 Lighthouse was fun.
03:13:44 Lighthouse was fun.
03:13:44 Yeah, that's right.
03:13:45 I forgot about Lighthouse. 1.00
03:13:46 The bitch was great. 1.00
03:13:47 Nosferatu is for sure. 1.00
03:13:49 Hudson and Gretel, I never saw that one.
03:13:51 By the way, Obsession was one of the best movies of all time. 0.99
03:13:54 Brothers, kill it. 0.99
03:13:55 Obsession was so fucking sweet. 1.00
03:13:56 Can we say how funny Obsession was, though? 0.86
03:13:58 The first half?
03:13:58 It's so funny.
03:14:00 When it's just like, clearly, this is just having a nightmare girlfriend.
03:14:03 The scene where he's like, where they're like, dude, it's Guy's Night.
03:14:07 And he's like, I don't care.
03:14:08 I'm not afraid to tell her.
03:14:09 He's like, okay, tell her then.
03:14:10 He's like, all right, fine.
03:14:12 He's in his car and he hangs up, and then like scary music starts playing.
03:14:15 He goes inside and he's like, So, I think I'm going to go over to Tim's.
03:14:20 She's like, Okay, great.
03:14:21 I'll get ready.
03:14:22 And he's like, It's just going to be the guys.
03:14:26 And she's like, How about when she taped over the door?
03:14:33 Hilarious.
03:14:34 It's like this slow build to complete insanity to the scene in the car.
03:14:39 Yeah. 1.00
03:14:39 She kills the other girl. 1.00
03:14:40 That girl was so good. 1.00
03:14:42 That girl's unbelievable. 1.00
03:14:43 She's going to go fuck. 1.00
03:14:44 She ruled. 1.00
03:14:45 And that's the crazy thing about it is like no one was known.
03:14:48 Overnight.
03:14:49 Yeah. 0.98
03:14:49 She can't walk down the street anymore. 0.98
03:14:49 Yeah. 0.98
03:14:51 Nah.
03:14:51 She's friends with a comic in New York.
03:14:53 Oh, yeah.
03:14:53 She came into the cellar once and it was like just getting from wherever they were on 6th to the cellar took like 40 minutes.
03:14:59 Wow.
03:15:00 That kid.
03:15:01 We went with Kanye and it wasn't that.
03:15:04 He took the car around to the store.
03:15:05 Come on.
03:15:05 He didn't walk with us, did he?
03:15:06 Come on, bro.
03:15:07 Did he walk with us to the store?
03:15:09 Did he walk with us?
03:15:10 Yes.
03:15:10 I don't remember that.
03:15:11 We were walking me, you, Louis, Rock, Chappelle.
03:15:15 I don't remember Kanye walking with us.
03:15:17 And Kanye was there.
03:15:19 Wow. 0.98
03:15:19 It was so fucking cool. 0.98
03:15:21 It's a great photo. 0.98
03:15:23 Somebody should have got ahead of you guys and took a photo of that.
03:15:25 The funniest.
03:15:25 Yeah.
03:15:26 The funniest group of dudes of all time.
03:15:26 It was so fun.
03:15:28 Yeah.
03:15:28 It was a lot of trouble.
03:15:30 This is how funny Tommy Pope is.
03:15:33 It was me and my buddies.
03:15:35 We got there first.
03:15:36 And Tommy is obliterated from the flight.
03:15:39 And then Kanye comes in.
03:15:41 No, Chappelle comes in first.
03:15:42 He's sitting with us.
03:15:43 And he's like, Kanye's here.
03:15:44 We should talk to Kanye.
03:15:45 And I was like, yeah, please, obviously.
03:15:48 And then Kanye comes and sits with us and then walks away.
03:15:51 Anyway, we hang out with Kanye all night.
03:15:53 The next morning, Tommy's like, I'd love to meet Kanye.
03:15:56 That'd be awesome.
03:15:58 You hung out with him all night, you drunk.
03:16:00 Wow.
03:16:02 You spent the whole night with him. 0.98
03:16:04 It was so fucking cool. 0.96
03:16:05 They were going, Chappelle came just randomly. 0.97
03:16:07 They went to meet us.
03:16:08 He just showed up.
03:16:09 Rock showed up.
03:16:09 Louis showed up.
03:16:10 No, then he goes, Rock and Louis are here.
03:16:12 I was like, Bring them there.
03:16:13 What?
03:16:14 Okay.
03:16:15 And then Chappelle's like, I'm going to smoke a joint.
03:16:17 Sam J went back there, and I was like, I think I kind of want to go back there and smoke a joint with them.
03:16:21 And then he's like, Shane's like, Well, you can't go now.
03:16:24 I'm like, Why not?
03:16:25 You didn't see you went back there?
03:16:26 I'm like, No.
03:16:27 Kanye, I'm like, That would seem like I'm going just for that.
03:16:30 And then I went, Yeah.
03:16:33 But yeah, it was hard wrangling them to be like, Because I was the one that was like, We should probably do stand up tonight, right, fellas?
03:16:41 Because it's you guys?
03:16:44 Yeah.
03:16:44 And the only one that was like, Definitely was Kanye.
03:16:47 Kanye was like, Yes.
03:16:48 Did he go on?
03:16:50 No, he just stood.
03:16:51 He stood on the stage for a second.
03:16:53 Weird.
03:16:53 Yeah.
03:16:54 How long ago was this?
03:16:54 But he was the one.
03:16:56 May?
03:16:56 It was in May.
03:16:57 So Chappelle goes on.
03:16:58 He goes, first, my idea was like, I'm going to just go up and bring Shane on.
03:17:02 Then Chappelle's like, I'm going to host.
03:17:04 I was like, well, that's the new thing.
03:17:04 Yeah.
03:17:04 Look at that.
03:17:06 Chappelle goes on and does seven minutes.
03:17:09 Oh, this is LA.
03:17:10 Yeah.
03:17:10 Chappelle goes on and does seven minutes.
03:17:12 Nicole was on, had no idea who was in the back, which was all these guys.
03:17:16 Wow.
03:17:17 And so we're in the back row, and it's Shane and Mitzi's chair, Louis right next to him, or vice versa.
03:17:22 I'm right there.
03:17:22 And they go, hey, Kanye's people need these chairs.
03:17:25 And Louis and Shane were like, at first, were just comics, like, oh, okay.
03:17:28 And they looked at each other and they just go, No.
03:17:31 Wow.
03:17:32 We're comics.
03:17:33 What a list.
03:17:33 It's a cancel fest.
03:17:35 I love it.
03:17:36 Chappelle went on to seven minutes and he goes, it's a cancel comedy cavalcade.
03:17:39 He brought on Shane to his roast jokes.
03:17:41 He goes, it gets better. 1.00
03:17:42 This next guy was a horrible person to women. 0.72
03:17:45 Brings up Louis and they go, and then he goes, this next guy is even worse. 0.97
03:17:49 Spoke about someone's wife and got slapped in the face for it.
03:17:52 And he brought on Chris Rock.
03:17:52 Oh, wow.
03:17:53 This is midnight and onwards.
03:17:55 Oh, my God.
03:17:56 There was a crowd going bananas. 1.00
03:17:58 There were 27 of them and they were like, what the fuck? 1.00
03:18:01 And then Barris closes it out. 0.99
03:18:03 Isn't that amazing?
03:18:04 Only 27 people saw that?
03:18:05 That's amazing.
03:18:05 Yeah.
03:18:06 Don Bears killed.
03:18:08 Killed!
03:18:08 That's a funny summary.
03:18:09 Don Bears followed and killed.
03:18:11 Wow.
03:18:13 Kanye's got Give Me the Ox.
03:18:13 So they were in the back.
03:18:15 He's just playing unreleased tracks.
03:18:17 What?
03:18:18 Stuff he likes and then his own stuff that's unreleased. 0.93
03:18:21 Heil Hitler. 0.89
03:18:21 Heil Hitler. 0.89
03:18:23 Damn, that's amazing. 1.00
03:18:25 He explained his mania. 1.00
03:18:27 Really?
03:18:27 Yeah, he was like, he goes, guys, it wasn't about the Jews.
03:18:30 It wasn't about, it could have been about immigrants, could have been about gays. 0.77
03:18:32 He goes, Chappelle, I went after you. 0.99
03:18:34 I was crazy.
03:18:35 I was crazy.
03:18:36 Oh, that's cool.
03:18:37 He goes, I wasn't in my right mind.
03:18:38 I went next to Charles and he just goes, he points at me.
03:18:42 I was like, he goes, that guy has a bit about it.
03:18:44 And I was like, wait, what?
03:18:46 Charles is like, did you hear that?
03:18:48 I'm like, I thought I did.
03:18:50 Did he just say that guy has a bit about it?
03:18:52 Yeah, he's just like, it was so fucking cool. 0.91
03:18:54 That's bananas. 0.91
03:18:55 Everyone's up there.
03:18:56 Ross is back there.
03:18:57 Khalif Kwali's there.
03:18:59 It was a great hodgepodge of opinions on Judaism.
03:19:02 It really was.
03:19:05 Chappelle was like, we were trying to get Kanye.
03:19:07 He's like, I think I should play Israel.
03:19:08 He's like, you can't play a totalitarian regime.
03:19:11 I was the only one that was like, hey, don't do that.
03:19:14 Yeah.
03:19:14 He was like, you can't play a totalitarian regime.
03:19:16 I was like, didn't you go to Saudi Arabia?
03:19:18 It's like, all right.
03:19:20 That was a great festival.
03:19:21 Dude, I had to pick up my luggage from your hotel right afterwards.
03:19:24 How was this out?
03:19:25 You went to the Saddle?
03:19:26 I would go again.
03:19:27 Good show. 0.99
03:19:28 I mean, I got a world of shit, but it was so fun. 0.99
03:19:31 They treated you great. 0.99
03:19:32 I thought you skated more than anybody. 0.99
03:19:33 Yeah, I didn't even have to do shit. 0.99
03:19:34 Because you never stood for anything. 0.98
03:19:35 I didn't stand for anything.
03:19:36 They said, you can't talk about this. 1.00
03:19:38 Yeah, you don't stand for shit, so you're not a hypocrite. 1.00
03:19:40 Right. 1.00
03:19:41 They said, you can't talk about this.
03:19:42 They gave you a list of stuff.
03:19:43 And you're like, I don't know how many bits about that.
03:19:45 I was like, oh, okay, this is like half my act.
03:19:47 You're like, what?
03:19:47 Everything.
03:19:48 Can't fuck with the government, can't fuck with trans, can't fuck with gay, can't do this. 1.00
03:19:48 Oh, you know. 1.00
03:19:52 What? 0.71
03:19:53 Trans? 0.92
03:19:54 No trans or gay jokes? 1.00
03:19:54 You can't support trans or gay people. 1.00
03:19:56 Support. 0.99
03:19:57 Right, so I was fine.
03:19:58 That's what they said.
03:19:59 Stuff like that.
03:20:00 A lot of that stuff.
03:20:01 Just a mothership set.
03:20:02 Right.
03:20:04 Just the contract you sign when you do the mothership.
03:20:08 But I got on stage in blood.
03:20:11 Everybody got in my head, like, be careful out there, man. 0.66
03:20:14 They're going to chop your hands off. 0.57
03:20:15 It's going to be crazy. 0.76
03:20:16 And I was like, okay. 0.99
03:20:17 You're a shoplifter. 0.54
03:20:18 Yeah, that's true. 0.95
03:20:20 So I got there and I'm like, I land on the plane.
03:20:23 No shots left in Saudi Arabia.
03:20:24 No, no, I'm not that crazy.
03:20:26 I got one cliff bar from Hudson News. 1.00
03:20:28 But I landed and I'm like, women are driving? 1.00
03:20:32 This place has gone to shit. 1.00
03:20:33 Like the whole thing was, it's all a rude. 1.00
03:20:36 It's not that crazy.
03:20:37 So then I got to the hotel and I did one night because I was like, I better get in, better get out.
03:20:42 They're going to kill me.
03:20:43 And it was great. 0.99
03:20:44 They couldn't have been more hospitable.
03:20:46 And I did the show and I was like, oh God, what am I going to talk about?
03:20:49 I got my whole act cut in half.
03:20:51 And then, you know, when you're on stage and you get in that rhythm and you just do your act because it's all you know, I just did my act and I did everything they said not to do and it was fine. 0.98
03:21:00 I did Muslim jokes. 0.99
03:21:01 I was like, oh, you guys get high.
03:21:03 What do you stone each other? 1.00
03:21:05 You know, shit like that. 1.00
03:21:06 And they're like, ah! 0.99
03:21:08 They were the best crowd ever.
03:21:09 They were so nice.
03:21:10 It was great and I got the hell out of there.
03:21:12 Well, imagine like you've never had comedy there and all of a sudden you have the best comics in the world.
03:21:16 Yeah.
03:21:16 Kind of crazy.
03:21:18 Yeah, there were some great comics there.
03:21:19 I mean, you said the list.
03:21:21 Nobody was recording it.
03:21:21 Change that note.
03:21:22 I said no.
03:21:23 Yeah, Tony said no, too.
03:21:24 They offered Tony a lot of money.
03:21:26 So funny.
03:21:26 He said no.
03:21:27 They went after the right wing comics, and the right wing comics are the only ones that go, no.
03:21:31 And then in the roast, they're like, these right wing comics.
03:21:33 It was only a left wing comic.
03:21:33 Hold on.
03:21:34 No, that wasn't the roast.
03:21:35 It was only Chelsea. 0.66
03:21:36 What do they say?
03:21:37 It was only Chelsea.
03:21:38 And somebody probably wrote that. 0.90
03:21:39 The whole thing was ridiculous. 0.98
03:21:41 It was a total straw man. 0.87
03:21:42 She's doing good.
03:21:43 They're right.
03:21:43 They support her.
03:21:44 She's super, super good.
03:21:45 I think she's doing good.
03:21:45 I love Chelsea.
03:21:47 I liked her.
03:21:47 We had a nice time together.
03:21:48 She had a good set. 1.00
03:21:49 She killed.
03:21:50 It's all the stuff she says when you're not around.
03:21:53 Yeah, once you leave, that's when she starts chirping.
03:21:55 But she was very nice in person.
03:21:56 But that's the problem with a lot of people. 0.99
03:21:58 That's why social media sucks. 0.99
03:21:59 Yeah. 1.00
03:22:00 It brings it out of you. 1.00
03:22:02 It's all these people that shit on Joe Rogan and they go on his podcast and don't say shit. 1.00
03:22:05 You're signaling. 1.00
03:22:06 You got to signal, yeah.
03:22:07 You're signaling.
03:22:08 And then, you know, you have to signal after you leave.
03:22:11 Yeah. 1.00
03:22:11 Fuck off. 1.00
03:22:12 Yeah. 1.00
03:22:12 You knew who was on it when you signed up, you know. 1.00
03:22:15 You go to an orgy, you can't be mad you got jizzed on. 0.97
03:22:15 Yeah. 0.97
03:22:16 Could have just not gone.
03:22:19 Yeah.
03:22:19 That's a good point.
03:22:20 You could have not gone.
03:22:21 Well, I have a point.
03:22:23 All right, guys.
03:22:24 Are you guys.
03:22:25 Let's talk a little college football.
03:22:29 What about.
03:22:29 Let's talk a little.
03:22:30 We got to get back to Grant.
03:22:32 We can talk, Grant.
03:22:33 We can talk Civil War all day.
03:22:34 Are we going on tonight?
03:22:35 What's the plan here?
03:22:36 Well, I ain't.
03:22:37 We're drinking for DeRosa.
03:22:38 Oh, we got DeRosa's on.
03:22:39 Coming up at our styles.
03:22:41 Bar hopping.
03:22:42 Will you guys go and watch Joe DeRosa's on Netflix for the first time?
03:22:44 I know, he did the show yesterday. 0.98
03:22:45 That is a great fucking special. 0.99
03:22:47 It's a great special. 1.00
03:22:48 No humor involved.
03:22:49 He was on the show last night, too.
03:22:51 He killed.
03:22:52 He is a funny Egyptian adopted person.
03:22:54 It's a fun dude, too.
03:22:55 Yeah.
03:22:56 Fun to hang out with.
03:22:57 Best drinkers.
03:22:57 Too fun.
03:22:58 Most of the time, he's a great hang.
03:23:00 Yeah, he gets flipped out.
03:23:01 He gets a baby every once in a while.
03:23:04 We'll have to have a heart to heart with you once in a while.
03:23:04 Yeah, absolutely.
03:23:07 Nobody loves a heart to heart.
03:23:08 Let's talk to someone.
03:23:08 Hard to heart.
03:23:09 Are we doing that now?
03:23:10 I'm adopted.
03:23:10 Who do you guys have a heart to heart about?
03:23:12 He's also.
03:23:13 Whatever.
03:23:14 He's also the king of the most minuscule thing on earth.
03:23:16 He's too drunk, and he's like, Come on, let's do shots.
03:23:18 I'm like, Dude, we're so bombed.
03:23:19 This is such a bad idea. 1.00
03:23:21 And he's like, Fucking pussy. 1.00
03:23:22 Do a shot. 1.00
03:23:22 He's gone nine minutes later at KFC, and he's asleep. 1.00
03:23:27 He loves KFC.
03:23:27 He loves it.
03:23:29 How is he not ruled? 1.00
03:23:31 He eats shit 20 years, but KFC ruled it. 1.00
03:23:33 But here's what a dirtbag is. 1.00
03:23:35 We got drunk one night.
03:23:36 This is 10 years ago in New York.
03:23:37 And he's like, We got to go to KFC.
03:23:39 I was like, And the only one open was in Penn Station.
03:23:42 So it's me and him in Penn Station, like, Four in the morning eating next to like a homeless guy.
03:23:47 It was the saddest night of my life.
03:23:48 And he's like, This is the best KFC.
03:23:50 I've tried them all.
03:23:51 This one's good.
03:23:52 He's a great Savannah KFC.
03:23:54 KFC Penn Station.
03:23:55 He's the Anthony Bourdain of KFC.
03:23:59 The best is that during COVID, because he was in the neighborhood when you were like, It was noon.
03:24:02 And you're like, Hey, they're serving beers outside.
03:24:04 He goes, I'll meet you in 10.
03:24:06 Just, and then you call Jay.
03:24:07 No one was doing anything.
03:24:08 And DeRosa was just always down to booze.
03:24:10 Always.
03:24:11 Easiest guy to convince.
03:24:13 There's one little pushback, and you go, I got a shot.
03:24:15 And he's like, All right.
03:24:16 I got a business meeting later.
03:24:17 He goes, I'll meet you.
03:24:17 He's like, You sure?
03:24:18 Yeah. 1.00
03:24:19 How are those voodoo rangers treating you? 1.00
03:24:22 They're good. 0.99
03:24:23 They're solid.
03:24:24 I like them.
03:24:26 All right.
03:24:26 All right.
03:24:27 That was good.
03:24:27 I'm going one more beer.
03:24:28 Yeah.
03:24:29 Guys, guys, let's hear Bert talk.
03:24:30 You're on the record stage. 0.99
03:24:32 Let's all do a fucking J Mo. 0.99
03:24:34 You want to queue up a birthday song by Drake? 0.99
03:24:37 One of these things. 1.00
03:24:38 These voodoo IPAs. 1.00
03:24:39 Hey, did Bert get back on the. 1.00
03:24:42 I know.
03:24:42 I know Brad Pitt's drinking, which is exciting.
03:24:45 Shout out to him.
03:24:46 Shout out to BP.
03:24:47 Didn't even know he was sick. 1.00
03:24:49 Yo, you're going to bong a Voodoo Ranger? 1.00
03:24:51 I'm a bonger. 1.00
03:24:51 Oh, man. 1.00
03:24:52 That's like drinking. 1.00
03:24:54 Oh, you're bonging a Voodoo. 0.99
03:24:55 It's like chugging gravy. 1.00
03:24:56 That's hard.
03:24:57 Chugging gravy.
03:24:59 Yeah, play this for Joe's birthday.
03:25:01 It's a celebration.
03:25:05 Wait, is Bert back on the wagon?
03:25:07 I don't think so.
03:25:08 I think he's still not drinking.
03:25:09 No way.
03:25:10 Yeah, he's still not drinking.
03:25:11 He said he was off in July.
03:25:12 No.
03:25:13 I think he's. 1.00
03:25:14 Look, he had some serious fucking health issues. 0.99
03:25:16 Yeah, for 30 years. 0.99
03:25:17 Yeah, but he had crazy blood clots, obesity, blood clots.
03:25:21 Three vaccinations.
03:25:23 I said that.
03:25:23 That was funny.
03:25:24 He took three of those fucking mRNA vaccines. 1.00
03:25:26 Now Conor McGregor's trying to piggyback. 1.00
03:25:30 Conor McGregor stopped doing alcohol?
03:25:32 That's so funny.
03:25:33 Conor would be like, I'm switching off Coke.
03:25:36 I'm switching off Coke.
03:25:37 I'm going back to alcohol.
03:25:38 He doesn't have a leg to stay on.
03:25:39 I think he's basically selling his stout.
03:25:43 He has another one.
03:25:45 Black Forge.
03:25:46 Yeah. 0.56
03:25:46 Black Forge. 0.56
03:25:47 Gentlemen.
03:25:48 Happy birthday.
03:25:49 Happy birthday.
03:25:51 Man, you're gonna be 60 soon.
03:25:54 That's crazy. 0.99
03:25:55 Damn, that was good. 1.00
03:25:59 That was fast. 0.99
03:26:00 You still got it.
03:26:01 Fully leveled.
03:26:03 That was a fresh one.
03:26:04 That was cool.
03:26:04 Chill, bro.
03:26:05 Yes, Joe.
03:26:06 Yes.
03:26:06 I'm used to the cold plunge.
03:26:07 I can take cold temperatures.
03:26:09 Wow. 0.97
03:26:10 Down your throat.
03:26:12 Better than hot ones.
03:26:13 Hot and thick.
03:26:14 It's a good show.
03:26:17 I haven't done it.
03:26:18 Yeah, what are you doing for?
03:26:18 What?
03:26:20 Hot One Woods. 0.97
03:26:20 It's a ridiculous way to answer questions. 0.97
03:26:22 What? 0.97
03:26:23 Hot One Woods.
03:26:23 Really?
03:26:24 Hot Wings.
03:26:25 You eat the hot wings and you answer questions?
03:26:27 I was hungover.
03:26:29 Wings are perfect for that.
03:26:31 I always eat wings when I'm hungover.
03:26:32 It's actually great.
03:26:33 The wings were great.
03:26:34 Oh, that's nice.
03:26:35 And he's very nice.
03:26:36 He's the man.
03:26:36 He's a very nice guy.
03:26:37 I met him at the store.
03:26:38 It was just, yeah, he's the man. 0.98
03:26:40 I just suck at that type of. 0.94
03:26:41 I'm not good at that. 1.00
03:26:42 It's a crazy way to do a conversation where you're dying from fucking sauce. 0.99
03:26:47 The best was Conan. 1.00
03:26:48 Conan called in his own medical staff.
03:26:50 He was good. 0.96
03:26:50 He killed it. 0.96
03:26:51 He really did.
03:26:52 He called in a medical staff?
03:26:53 Yeah, it was like rubbed hot sauce all over his face.
03:26:56 He was chugging milk.
03:26:57 It was great.
03:26:59 I was crushing the milk.
03:27:01 That's the move.
03:27:01 Milk helps.
03:27:02 He was drinking a lot of milk.
03:27:05 You should really get raw milk where all the cream's in it.
03:27:07 That's the move.
03:27:09 How to really coat your throat.
03:27:10 What about juice?
03:27:11 You get raw milk.
03:27:12 That didn't work.
03:27:13 What do you get raw milk?
03:27:14 I drink it every week.
03:27:15 Where do you get it?
03:27:16 Get it at a farmer's market.
03:27:18 The Amish, brother.
03:27:19 Yeah.
03:27:20 I drink raw milk.
03:27:21 I drink a gallon of raw milk every week.
03:27:23 You know what I like about the Amish?
03:27:24 It's so good.
03:27:25 The Amish is cool because they don't force it on anybody.
03:27:27 No. 1.00
03:27:28 They do their own bullshit. 1.00
03:27:29 They're in the buggy. 1.00
03:27:30 They're churning butter.
03:27:31 They don't push it on.
03:27:32 They want to push it on.
03:27:33 They want to pull it on.
03:27:33 They want to pull it on.
03:27:37 They don't want to pull it on.
03:27:38 They want to pull it on.
03:27:39 They don't have autism.
03:27:40 Dude, they said if you switch off lactose, it c It's the non raw milk.
03:27:45 It's that they're not vaccinated. 0.99
03:27:47 They don't take kids and jab them up, fill with aluminum and fucking mercury. 0.99
03:27:52 Milk is also a thing. 0.99
03:27:54 For autism, yeah.
03:27:55 What?
03:27:55 Yeah.
03:27:56 And it might be the non raw milk because no one just smells it.
03:27:58 Milk, I think the issue with milk is it does cause.
03:28:00 They don't have autism.
03:28:02 Yeah.
03:28:02 The ones that the children that they found that have autism are the ones that were adopted.
03:28:09 They just don't go to the doctor.
03:28:10 They don't have anything.
03:28:10 Right.
03:28:13 That's actually a good point.
03:28:14 They don't go to the doctor.
03:28:15 That's possible.
03:28:15 They don't go to the doctor.
03:28:16 However, the instances of autism are significantly lower.
03:28:20 Jamie works for the Fed.
03:28:21 He does.
03:28:22 He's compromised.
03:28:22 He does.
03:28:23 I grew up around these people, and they're certainly autistic.
03:28:26 Without a doubt, autistic.
03:28:28 I grew up next to Lancaster.
03:28:30 I mean, we would drive by them.
03:28:31 They'd be in their buggies. 1.00
03:28:32 We'd roll down the window, play music real loud, be like, How do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit? 1.00
03:28:37 Well, they're allowed to escape and do that. 1.00
03:28:40 Rumpelstiltskin?
03:28:40 What is it called?
03:28:42 Rumpelstiltskin?
03:28:42 Yeah.
03:28:43 You ever see that documentary?
03:28:45 Yeah.
03:28:45 Documentary about it?
03:28:46 It's kind of crazy. 1.00
03:28:47 Girls go off. 1.00
03:28:48 Watch these kids just go fucking nutty for a year. 1.00
03:28:51 For two straight years. 1.00
03:28:52 Back to back Notre Dame games.
03:28:54 Indiana has some Amish, and they would go to Notre Dame football games and tailgate the guys that were on Rumspringer.
03:29:01 You can be on Rumspringer as long as you want, it's not like one year. 0.95
03:29:04 But you can only do it once, and then you come back.
03:29:07 You get as long as you want.
03:29:09 You can go until you're like 45 and be like, all right, I'm coming back.
03:29:12 Wow. 0.84
03:29:13 These boys were getting active, and they are fully autistic.
03:29:17 Dude, Joe, not only are you wrong, they were, every single one of these boys was autistic. 1.00
03:29:22 They had fucking bulk ups. 1.00
03:29:26 We're getting shithoused. 0.99
03:29:29 Are you sure that there's not just completely isolated from the regular one there?
03:29:33 They are yoked, dude.
03:29:34 These are the strongest, dude.
03:29:35 Well, they're building bars, they're carrying logs.
03:29:38 They're so strong, and their faces, dude. 0.99
03:29:41 Jamie, bring up those Amish guys that got arrested.
03:29:43 It'll come up. 1.00
03:29:44 Amish mugshots. 0.79
03:29:45 Wait till you see the faces these boys have. 1.00
03:29:48 They're fucking wild looking, dude. 0.99
03:29:50 It's such a good line to walk in on. 1.00
03:29:50 They look. 1.00
03:29:52 Bring up those Amish dudes who got arrested.
03:29:54 Whoa, dude. 1.00
03:29:55 Look how thick.
03:29:56 They're all shredded.
03:29:57 They're all shredded.
03:29:58 Whoa.
03:29:59 His chin is like a sheep herder in England.
03:30:02 Do you know how nasty that O line is? 1.00
03:30:06 You get five of those motherfuckers. 1.00
03:30:07 Look at that guy. 1.00
03:30:08 Wow.
03:30:09 Look at that.
03:30:10 It's interesting.
03:30:11 Why do religious fanatics always go with the beard, no mustache?
03:30:15 Yeah, why not a mustache?
03:30:16 Let it all go.
03:30:17 It's weird.
03:30:18 Beard, no mustache is strange.
03:30:19 That's a sick look.
03:30:21 What is beard, no mustache?
03:30:22 What's the significance?
03:30:22 A bowl cut and an orange jumpsuit, dude.
03:30:24 You're a little far right.
03:30:26 Look at that.
03:30:27 Yeah, you're right.
03:30:28 They go off the stash.
03:30:29 It's Oliver Tree's parents.
03:30:32 Beard, no.
03:30:33 Shout out to Oliver Tree.
03:30:34 Shout out to Oliver Tree.
03:30:36 All right, baby.
03:30:37 What a bench.
03:30:38 He died in a plane crash, right?
03:30:39 Helicopter.
03:30:40 In Brazil.
03:30:40 He ruled all the way through.
03:30:42 He was the man.
03:30:43 He was the best. 1.00
03:30:44 You know, those Amish, I used to see them in Wawa all the time.
03:30:47 Those kids. 1.00
03:30:48 It's like when they were Mennonite, they'd look Amish, but they're not. 1.00
03:30:51 Do you remember when we were doing a gig in Western Massachusetts and we pulled into a rest stop and there were those ladies? 0.97
03:30:57 They were Mennonite ladies.
03:30:59 And you go, What are you into?
03:31:01 What is this?
03:31:03 And they were so nervous. 1.00
03:31:04 They were these crazy religious ladies. 1.00
03:31:05 They were so nervous. 1.00
03:31:06 They were so nervous.
03:31:07 They were so bad. 1.00
03:31:08 Diaz was like, Look at fucking Ari over there. 1.00
03:31:10 Scan the fuck out of these white people. 1.00
03:31:12 What are we doing? 1.00
03:31:14 He's like, What are you doing?
03:31:15 What is this?
03:31:16 What cult are you in?
03:31:18 It was so funny.
03:31:19 You were so aggressive.
03:31:21 I wasn't trying to be.
03:31:21 I'm just awkward.
03:31:22 But you're just like, I feel like looming.
03:31:25 I'm 6'3, but I feel like a loose. 0.99
03:31:28 You're looming over these poor ladies. 1.00
03:31:30 Where are we going? 1.00
03:31:31 They're wearing pilgrim outfits and shit. 0.99
03:31:34 You're looming over them. 0.99
03:31:36 It was so funny.
03:31:37 I was like, Ari's the best. 0.74
03:31:38 They shouldn't even talk to men, and I'm like, Come on, give me answers. 1.00
03:31:41 You could send Ari in.
03:31:42 He would do anything. 0.84
03:31:43 He was shameless.
03:31:44 Oh, those are the days. 0.77
03:31:44 That's why Amazing Racist was so funny. 0.77
03:31:47 That was great.
03:31:47 Who's that?
03:31:48 Mark hasn't had one.
03:31:49 Mark hasn't had one. 1.00
03:31:51 I've had two, bitch. 1.00
03:31:52 I'm not good at it. 1.00
03:31:52 How dare you? 1.00
03:31:54 What does that mean?
03:31:55 I've got to learn.
03:31:56 Who gets good at this?
03:31:57 You're good at it.
03:31:57 You guys are going on.
03:31:58 This is in chess.
03:31:59 Second worst.
03:32:01 You're really good at it.
03:32:02 DeRosa and I were.
03:32:03 You were the best at it.
03:32:04 You were the best at it.
03:32:05 Shane's second.
03:32:06 I'm third.
03:32:06 He's third.
03:32:07 The quickness?
03:32:07 Quickness?
03:32:08 Bro.
03:32:08 Yeah.
03:32:09 You open up your throat like you've had that happen before.
03:32:12 You know what's craziest is Luke Combs.
03:32:14 I hit it down. 0.67
03:32:15 Me and him shotgun one.
03:32:17 We shotgun together and I'm like, that doesn't even make any sense.
03:32:20 Like, how did, what are you, a whale?
03:32:22 How did you open your mouth up and swallow Jonah? 1.00
03:32:25 By the way, you're a bitch for rolling cigarettes. 1.00
03:32:29 Why? 1.00
03:32:29 It's just gay. 1.00
03:32:30 It pisses me off. 1.00
03:32:31 How do I do it?
03:32:32 DeRosa gave me these.
03:32:33 I know what those are.
03:32:34 I'm going to roll my own.
03:32:35 Why do that when you get a filter?
03:32:36 It's try hard.
03:32:37 I have a filter.
03:32:38 It is try hard.
03:32:39 I have a filter.
03:32:40 I made my own filter. 1.00
03:32:41 This is the way the Indians did it. 1.00
03:32:42 The Indians. 0.99
03:32:43 The Indians. 1.00
03:32:44 Your anger is why I do this. 1.00
03:32:45 The Indians didn't use papers, you fucking retard. 1.00
03:32:49 That's my people. 1.00
03:32:50 Don't talk shit. 1.00
03:32:51 It's working brilliantly. 1.00
03:32:51 What, you're half Cherokee? 1.00
03:32:53 No. 0.99
03:32:53 Oh. 0.99
03:32:54 It'd be fun to say.
03:32:54 I wish I was.
03:32:55 You'd be mentioning it by now.
03:32:56 My land.
03:32:58 Yeah. 0.98
03:32:59 My squaw.
03:32:59 My people.
03:33:00 You were good at it.
03:33:01 That was the best one I've ever done.
03:33:01 Nice.
03:33:03 I just identified with that.
03:33:04 Really?
03:33:05 I got the arrows.
03:33:06 Yeah, you got the arrows.
03:33:08 Also, live in Texas. 1.00
03:33:10 This is Comanche land. 1.00
03:33:11 These are the wildest Indians ever in this spot. 1.00
03:33:14 Oh, really? 1.00
03:33:15 Comanche land. 0.95
03:33:15 Sure. 0.95
03:33:16 There's a great book.
03:33:17 You want to read a great book?
03:33:18 Empire of the Summer Moon. 0.99
03:33:20 Fucking insane book. 0.99
03:33:21 I made the movie, right? 0.99
03:33:22 It's the best.
03:33:23 No, that was that other one.
03:33:25 What was that one, Jamie?
03:33:26 Hostiles had a little bit of it.
03:33:28 That was Cormac McCarthy, right?
03:33:33 Blood Meridian.
03:33:33 Blood Meridian.
03:33:34 No, no, no, it wasn't that.
03:33:36 It was the one with Leonardo DiCaprio.
03:33:40 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.99
03:33:42 That had nothing to do with the Comanche.
03:33:43 I know, I know, but that was the name of the movie.
03:33:45 He was saying the movie.
03:33:47 No, no, no, no.
03:33:47 Was it Himperance?
03:33:49 That was one, but there was another one. 0.63
03:33:50 The later one.
03:33:51 Killers of the Flower.
03:33:52 Flower.
03:33:53 That's right. 1.00
03:33:54 That has nothing to do with the Comanche. 0.95
03:33:55 Right, right.
03:33:57 It was a confusion. 0.85
03:33:58 So, Empire of the Summer Moon is all about the Comanche and about how they controlled Texas and Oklahoma. 0.86
03:34:05 Like, there was impossible to pass. 1.00
03:34:08 So, this is how fucked up the people were back then. 0.97
03:34:11 They would give people homesteads. 0.97
03:34:13 They would say, Hey, Mark, would you like your own land?
03:34:16 Sure.
03:34:17 We'll give you 100,000 acres.
03:34:20 Love it.
03:34:20 You can have this place.
03:34:22 And you just go there and you move there. 0.92
03:34:23 And in about five months, you, your wife, and your kids are about to get beheaded.
03:34:28 Is that what you're doing with this condo you're trying to give me? 0.78
03:34:31 Oh, Taylor Sheridan is turning into a show.
03:34:35 Oh, ball.
03:34:36 That's exciting. 1.00
03:34:37 I hope he doesn't make a gay. 1.00
03:34:37 It's going to be sick. 1.00
03:34:39 He will.
03:34:40 No, he won't. 0.99
03:34:41 No, it needs to be made by.
03:34:43 Landman got a little TV.
03:34:45 No, you got to see.
03:34:47 What was it?
03:34:48 1883?
03:34:49 What was it?
03:34:51 1823?
03:34:51 Is that what it was?
03:34:52 1882.
03:34:54 1883.
03:34:55 I saw that.
03:34:56 The one that he did that was about people trying to make it across the country was the most accurate.
03:35:01 Really? 0.99
03:35:02 It was the most accurate depiction of what it was like for these fucking crazy settlers on wagons to try to make it through Indian country. 1.00
03:35:09 They were all Danish and shit and trying their best to settle. 1.00
03:35:12 They all got lied to. 1.00
03:35:14 They all got lied to just the way these poor motherfuckers that moved into Oklahoma got lied to. 0.99
03:35:18 And that, like, you see those photos out that are outside, or all like all these different Indians and different people? 0.99
03:35:25 Quanta Parker, like that guy, his mother was Cynthia Ann Parker, who got kidnapped by the Comanche.
03:35:32 When she was nine years old, they slaughtered her entire family, kidnapped her. 0.94
03:35:32 Whoa. 0.94
03:35:36 She married the chief, and then her son was the last Comanche chief. 0.67
03:35:41 That was Quanta Parker. 0.98
03:35:43 Holy cow.
03:35:43 And that's right here.
03:35:44 I was just like, The other day, I was driving down Quanta Parker Lane in one of these towns.
03:35:50 Bro, this guy killed everybody. 0.96
03:35:53 He was a beast. 1.00
03:35:55 He was a fucking monster. 1.00
03:35:56 Don't look into history. 1.00
03:35:57 Oh, dude.
03:35:58 If you want to tear down statues, don't look into history.
03:36:00 Yeah, you can't tear down statues.
03:36:03 You just got to accept the fact that we're learning how to be better people.
03:36:06 And where do those statues go?
03:36:08 Yeah, where do they go?
03:36:09 There must be a warehouse somewhere.
03:36:10 I'd like to get my hands on an old warehouse. 0.99
03:36:12 They melt them down, turn them into dicks. 0.99
03:36:13 Somebody was just showing me one. 0.99
03:36:15 I think it was Stonewall Jackson.
03:36:18 They just. 0.99
03:36:19 Remade his statue and just fucked it up. 0.99
03:36:23 Oh, the messy Lionel Messi. 0.99
03:36:25 Well, no. 1.00
03:36:26 Oh, yeah, with his dick out? 1.00
03:36:28 Yeah, that was bad. 1.00
03:36:29 Is this a statue of Lionel Messi with his dick out? 0.99
03:36:31 It's just a statue. 1.00
03:36:33 Pull it up. 1.00
03:36:33 It looks like his dick. 1.00
03:36:34 The Ronaldo one's not great either. 1.00
03:36:36 Ronaldo one's hilarious.
03:36:36 It's all necks.
03:36:37 His face is fucked up. 1.00
03:36:38 Yeah. 1.00
03:36:39 But this place where we're living in for hundreds of years, the Comanche ruled. 1.00
03:36:44 Until the Whites came. 1.00
03:36:45 Yeah, that was crazy. 0.98
03:36:46 You gotta show up from behind.
03:36:48 That picture's crazy.
03:36:49 What is that thing that's supposed to be in front of them?
03:36:51 The World Cup trophy.
03:36:53 Put it in a different place.
03:36:55 You'd think.
03:36:56 Put it in his hand.
03:36:56 Yeah.
03:36:57 Don't put it right in front of his cash. 1.00
03:37:00 Damn. 0.99
03:37:01 But yeah, you know about Davy Crockett. 0.99
03:37:04 What about him?
03:37:05 Well, the fact that he bought.
03:37:07 I'm sorry, Daniel Boone.
03:37:09 Sorry, Daniel Boone.
03:37:10 That's easy to mistake.
03:37:12 My bad.
03:37:12 Daniel Boone.
03:37:13 Daniel Boone was the ultimate badass.
03:37:13 They're both there.
03:37:16 This guy's crazy. 1.00
03:37:17 He started Boonesville, which was just a fort that he made, and he kept getting attacked by Indians. 0.99
03:37:23 His daughter gets stolen.
03:37:25 He goes back, finds her, kills everybody, brings his daughter back, which was unheard of. 0.98
03:37:31 You know, this white guy alone is just killing a bunch of Indians, gets his daughter back. 0.95
03:37:35 Eventually, he's trying to make salt in the river. 0.95
03:37:39 Everything was about salt back then.
03:37:41 He's making salt in the river.
03:37:42 They kidnap him.
03:37:44 They got him, you know, chained up, whatever.
03:37:45 They're walking him down.
03:37:46 He runs away, just randomly escapes.
03:37:49 He only walks on rocks to get away so they can't find him because they can't find footprints.
03:37:55 This is how crazy he was.
03:37:56 Gets back to the fort, and he goes. 0.98
03:37:58 I killed a bunch of guys. 0.99
03:37:59 They're going to kill us. 1.00
03:38:01 We got to set up. 1.00
03:38:02 For nine days, Indians attacked the fort and they're just, you know, shooting them off, shooting them off.
03:38:09 Eventually, the Indians burned the fort and then the militia showed up. 0.98
03:38:14 Wow. 1.00
03:38:15 And they saved them.
03:38:16 But yeah, crazy. 0.81
03:38:17 Nine days fighting off Native Americans. 1.00
03:38:20 Bro, we're so lucky. 1.00
03:38:21 We're still living in 2026.
03:38:21 We're so lucky.
03:38:24 I know.
03:38:25 Imagine if you were living in Mongolia in the year 1200.
03:38:31 I got a bad hotel.
03:38:32 I got this place.
03:38:33 I got the worst.
03:38:34 Live, my flight's delayed. 1.00
03:38:35 They thought everybody was a pussy who didn't live in a felt tent. 1.00
03:38:39 Yeah. 1.00
03:38:40 Rat skin suit. 0.50
03:38:41 Yeah, rat skin. 0.93
03:38:42 Is that right? 0.72
03:38:43 Bro, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History is the greatest podcast on history ever.
03:38:48 And he's got a thing called The Wrath of the Khan.
03:38:51 And it is like five episodes long of Genghis Khan or Chinggis Khan, as he says.
03:38:57 That's how they say it.
03:38:58 It's like there's a bunch of different translations of what it actually meant.
03:39:01 The Great Khan.
03:39:02 Now he's got a film festival. 0.99
03:39:03 Bro, it's fucking insane. 0.98
03:39:06 It's so good. 0.96
03:39:07 I got obsessed with.
03:39:09 Genghis Khan after that.
03:39:11 Obsessed.
03:39:11 Really?
03:39:12 Obsessed.
03:39:13 I watched like three different documentaries on him.
03:39:17 I watched movies on him.
03:39:19 I read two books. 1.00
03:39:21 It's fucking. 1.00
03:39:22 He was so insane. 1.00
03:39:24 Really?
03:39:24 I gotta watch some of this stuff.
03:39:25 He was born with a blood clot in his hand, like in his fist.
03:39:29 And his mother was like concerned that he was gonna become a monster from the time he was born.
03:39:35 And he killed his brother.
03:39:37 His brother used to steal fish from him and his other brother, so they killed him with a bow and arrow. 0.65
03:39:41 Whoa. 0.98
03:39:42 You can kill somebody with an arrow? 1.00
03:39:45 I went to Carlin's. 1.00
03:39:46 That's all the Mongolians did. 1.00
03:39:47 Yeah, I guess so. 1.00
03:39:48 Have you ever shot a bow? 1.00
03:39:50 I mean, like an old kid's one. 0.91
03:39:52 Yeah, in summer camp.
03:39:53 That's why you don't think you can kill somebody.
03:39:55 We have an archery range in the studio.
03:39:58 Let's do it.
03:39:59 I'll take you back there right now. 1.00
03:40:00 I'll show you how I can kill you. 1.00
03:40:01 All right. 1.00
03:40:02 Dude, I went to Carlin's film festival.
03:40:04 Who?
03:40:05 Dan Carlin is a film festival? 1.00
03:40:07 Gay. 1.00
03:40:08 What? 0.99
03:40:09 Am I thinking of the wrong guy? 0.94
03:40:09 What the hell are you talking about? 0.94
03:40:14 He's a gay film festival. 1.00
03:40:16 What gay film festival are you going to? 0.99
03:40:20 How bored are you in England? 0.99
03:40:21 This is like a Mitch McConnell moment.
03:40:23 Something's going on.
03:40:24 You're crossing wires here.
03:40:26 Is that guy still alive?
03:40:28 He is.
03:40:29 Mitch McConnell?
03:40:30 They say he's not, right?
03:40:31 They say he's like.
03:40:32 He's in the bed now.
03:40:34 They're grabbing his hand and signing bills.
03:40:36 Yeah.
03:40:37 Is he alive?
03:40:38 I believe he is. 0.92
03:40:39 I know Lindsey Graham is off the.
03:40:42 I'll do Graham though.
03:40:43 When he's gone.
03:40:44 Yeah.
03:40:45 Do you think Russia killed him? 0.96
03:40:46 I like that idea. 1.00
03:40:47 I do too.
03:40:49 He was old.
03:40:50 It seems like he might have gotten blown up.
03:40:51 Yeah, while looking at a drone factory.
03:40:54 Oh, this is awesome. 0.94
03:40:56 Yeah, like, oh my God, we're going to kill so many people. 0.94
03:40:58 Sitting on the drone. 0.92
03:41:02 Boom.
03:41:03 I was just in Charleston, like I said, and I was making fun of Lindsey Graham, and I was like, I wonder how they're going to feel.
03:41:09 Hull Stadium was like, Yeah.
03:41:11 No.
03:41:12 Well, you guys voted for him.
03:41:14 He was a weird guy.
03:41:15 Yeah.
03:41:15 It's a great town.
03:41:16 If there was ever a guy, they're like, that guy's gay. 1.00
03:41:19 Yeah. 0.98
03:41:20 He looks old Southern gay. 0.99
03:41:20 Yeah, he looks gay. 0.99
03:41:23 Tony Hinchcliffe looked like Hulk Hogan. 0.98
03:41:27 Tony. 0.81
03:41:28 But Southern and gay is a fine line. 1.00
03:41:28 Sorry. 1.00
03:41:30 We got genteel down there.
03:41:32 You know?
03:41:32 Proper.
03:41:33 Just a seer sucker soup, mint julep, I do declare.
03:41:36 That's the weird thing about history. 1.00
03:41:38 But they're like, you know, I don't know. 1.00
03:41:39 When you go back to armies, when armies were like a bunch of dudes just out in the field together for years at a time, they all got gay. 1.00
03:41:46 It must have. 1.00
03:41:47 Spartans?
03:41:47 It must have.
03:41:48 I disagree with this concept. 1.00
03:41:50 Spartans were gay as fuck, and they were different. 1.00
03:41:52 When you think about elite warriors in history, don't you think about the Spartans? 1.00
03:41:57 I mean, statistically, it had to happen.
03:41:59 300.
03:41:59 300.
03:42:00 I didn't get tricked by this. 1.00
03:42:00 They were all gay as fuck. 1.00
03:42:02 Comic book movie. 1.00
03:42:02 No, I don't think of the Spartans. 1.00
03:42:03 They kept that out of that movie.
03:42:06 300? 1.00
03:42:06 They kept the gay stuff out. 1.00
03:42:07 They should have tossed that in. 1.00
03:42:09 They shaved their chest down, though.
03:42:10 I'll tell you that.
03:42:11 They got sleek.
03:42:13 Yeah, they all were shaved up.
03:42:14 It didn't make any sense.
03:42:15 Like, where's the hair?
03:42:16 Nobody had any hair in the movie.
03:42:17 Oh, in the movie, yeah.
03:42:18 Yeah, really? 1.00
03:42:19 So it was kind of gay. 0.56
03:42:20 Like wrestlers. 0.64
03:42:21 I guess so.
03:42:22 Wrestlers don't have any hair.
03:42:24 They don't shave it.
03:42:25 Hulk Hogan had hair in his chest.
03:42:26 They didn't have a word for gay back then because it was just so normal.
03:42:29 In Greece. 0.99
03:42:29 Boys. 0.99
03:42:30 What about that one dude? 0.95
03:42:31 That was silly talk. 0.96
03:42:32 I'm telling you. 0.96
03:42:33 What do you mean?
03:42:34 They had no word for gay. 0.82
03:42:36 We got a thousand words for gay. 0.99
03:42:37 Gay. 0.98
03:42:38 What are you talking about? 1.00
03:42:39 Who didn't have a word for gay? 1.00
03:42:40 Greeks. 1.00
03:42:41 Who told you that? 1.00
03:42:43 I think I saw a real.
03:42:43 I like it.
03:42:44 Put that in perplexity, Jamie.
03:42:47 Put that into our AIs now that are perplexed. 1.00
03:42:52 Gay was just gay. 1.00
03:42:53 It was just like living. 1.00
03:42:55 Perplexity stomped.
03:42:56 What's the honest?
03:42:57 Alexander the Great had a couple of boyfriends.
03:42:59 He had a good point about the opposite thing.
03:43:01 That I never thought about.
03:43:02 They don't go to doctors.
03:43:03 Yeah, no doctors.
03:43:04 They're not getting checked out.
03:43:05 This dude's doing math in their head while they're putting up blogs.
03:43:07 They're not getting an avocetal.
03:43:08 Ancient Greeks did not have a single neutral word equivalent to the modern identity term gay. 0.99
03:43:14 Appreciate it, man. 1.00
03:43:15 Sexuality was generally described through acts, social roles, or particular relationships rather than a fixed orientation. 0.97
03:43:22 I just think we have a very weird thing in modern history where we like to look back and be like, they were gay. 0.98
03:43:30 Did you know women controlled this tribe? 0.95
03:43:33 Everyone was gay back then. 1.00
03:43:34 Abraham Lincoln was gay. 1.00
03:43:36 It's like, bro, shut up. 1.00
03:43:38 I get what you're saying. 1.00
03:43:39 Shut up, but. 0.99
03:43:41 I'm just saying, that's what I heard. 1.00
03:43:43 Yeah, but there was also legit gay people that are saying.
03:43:46 Like, how about the Papua New Guinea people?
03:43:49 Do you know about that?
03:43:50 What about them?
03:43:51 Do you not know about that? 0.99
03:43:52 The semen warriors of Papua New Guinea would take a child when they were six years old, and he would have an anal father, and they would be literally removed from their parents. 0.96
03:44:03 And they thought that in order for a man to grow strong, he had to consume semen, either in his mouth or his anus. 0.98
03:44:10 Well, that's just a fact. 0.99
03:44:12 That's just a fact. 1.00
03:44:13 From the time they were six, these warriors were taken away from their family, and they were brought to a man, and that man would fuck them in the ass and fuck them in the mouth, and they would do the same to a young boy that came up. 1.00
03:44:25 Can you just come on the table and look at him? 1.00
03:44:26 And the only thing that stopped them was Christian missionaries. 0.76
03:44:28 They're like, hey, hey, hey. 1.00
03:44:30 Whoa.
03:44:31 That seems to be a common theme in history.
03:44:35 I was watching the North.
03:44:35 Yeah.
03:44:36 Dudes are so gross. 1.00
03:44:37 If you leave us alone, we fuck each other. 1.00
03:44:39 No, not that. 1.00
03:44:39 I'm saying the Christians showing up and going, what are you doing? 1.00
03:44:43 Yeah. 1.00
03:44:43 Here's some gunpowder. 1.00
03:44:44 Not powder. 1.00
03:44:45 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
03:44:46 I was watching The Northman last night and I was like, thank goodness. 1.00
03:44:50 Christianity is a fucking knockout. 1.00
03:44:52 According to Plutarch, the 300 handpicked men were chosen by Gordias purely for ability and merit, regardless of social class. 1.00
03:45:02 It was comprised of 150 male couples, each pair consisting of an older Erastes and a younger Aromanes.
03:45:13 Beloved.
03:45:13 Beloved.
03:45:13 Beloved.
03:45:14 Beloved.
03:45:16 Athenaus of Naucratus also records in the sacred band as being composed of lovers and their favorite, thus indicating the dignity of the god Eros.
03:45:29 Is this the case?
03:45:29 That they embrace the glorious death in preference to a dishonorable and reprehensible life.
03:45:35 So this is saying the Spartan, the 300 were 150 couples? 0.72
03:45:39 Yeah.
03:45:40 Okay, now click the citation and tell me what year that book was written.
03:45:47 Not Plutarch.
03:45:49 2002.
03:45:49 2002.
03:45:51 What's your point?
03:45:53 I'm just saying it's modern. 1.00
03:45:54 It's very modern to be like, you know, they were all gay. 1.00
03:45:57 Right, but there's a reality. 0.95
03:45:59 So it's a thousand years later that they were gay. 0.88
03:46:01 There's a reality of like boy lovers, like Socrates, for sure. 0.54
03:46:05 But like immediately at this table, we bring up Greeks. 0.98
03:46:08 It's like, you know, they fucked guys, like that's well, not just Greeks, it was also Romans, it was also Japanese, the Samaritans. 0.99
03:46:16 Everybody fucked guys, yeah. 1.00
03:46:17 We're still fucking guys, yeah. 1.00
03:46:19 It's also in the Islamic world, it's a big problem, you know, the fucking dancing boys in Afghanistan. 1.00
03:46:26 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00
03:46:27 There's a thing about some soldier who was stationed there and they were like, saw all that stuff.
03:46:31 Oh, yeah, man, love Thursdays, or whatever.
03:46:33 We're not here for that.
03:46:34 Whoa, mama.
03:46:35 Not in the.
03:46:36 What is this?
03:46:37 What are you pulling up? 0.94
03:46:38 I just asked if the Spartan army was gay. 0.71
03:46:41 Not in the modern sense of uniformly gay army.
03:46:46 Ancient Spartans did not use sexual orientation categories like gay, straight, and Spartan men were generally expected to marry women and produce citizen children, same sex desire, and age structured male relationships.
03:46:59 They just existed.
03:47:00 They weren't gay. 1.00
03:47:00 Yeah, they did a lot of gay shit. 1.00
03:47:01 Right, right. 1.00
03:47:02 It was prison shit. 1.00
03:47:03 Yeah. 1.00
03:47:03 Is it true? 1.00
03:47:04 And this is, you know, again, I saw a reel.
03:47:08 In the Middle East, there's more trans people. 0.97
03:47:11 In Iran. 1.00
03:47:12 Sorry, in Iran, because. 1.00
03:47:14 It's illegal to be gay. 1.00
03:47:14 You can't be gay, so become a woman. 1.00
03:47:17 Exactly. 1.00
03:47:18 Is that real?
03:47:19 That's real. 1.00
03:47:19 And trans is okay, because at least you're banging a lady. 1.00
03:47:22 Dude, I am fucked up. 1.00
03:47:25 Let's get one more beer. 1.00
03:47:27 I am.
03:47:27 I'm going to bar.
03:47:28 Do we get dinner?
03:47:28 Let's go.
03:47:29 What do you guys want to do? 1.00
03:47:30 Let's fucking go. 0.99
03:47:32 We'll go to the club? 0.99
03:47:33 We're doing both of those things.
03:47:33 What's the story?
03:47:35 We'll have food.
03:47:35 All right.
03:47:36 Then we'll go out with Dorosa.
03:47:37 I'm not going to stand up.
03:47:38 We'll go out with Dorosa.
03:47:39 You're not?
03:47:39 I'm not going to stand up.
03:47:41 We'll go out with Dorosa.
03:47:42 Connect with DeRosa.
03:47:43 We got to figure out.
03:47:43 I mean, it's still five.
03:47:44 It's not even nighttime.
03:47:46 I could also go home and sleep.
03:47:48 Boys, let's go. 0.95
03:47:49 Come on.
03:47:50 We definitely got to eat.
03:47:50 Push it.
03:47:51 I had like two hours sleep last night because I ate like 50 fucking nicotine pouches. 0.99
03:47:55 I was lying in bed. 0.99
03:47:56 I couldn't sleep.
03:47:57 That's why I'd say let's just drink here for another hour.
03:47:59 You're not like anyone else.
03:48:00 What do you mean?
03:48:01 You recover in a way that seems suspect.
03:48:01 What way?
03:48:04 Yeah, it's weird.
03:48:05 It is suspect.
03:48:07 I'm from a different time.
03:48:08 It's like there's a gene that goes into like Gallagher.
03:48:11 Yeah, you're Rick Springsfield.
03:48:12 I have different genes.
03:48:14 I have a Primitive jeans.
03:48:15 It's all kind of illusionist or.
03:48:17 I got a lot of Neanderthal. 1.00
03:48:18 There's two of these fucking guys. 1.00
03:48:19 I got Neanderthal jeans, man. 1.00
03:48:21 That's a fact.
03:48:21 All right.
03:48:22 Well, how about this? 1.00
03:48:22 Let's go get some faggots. 1.00
03:48:23 We drink for another hour. 1.00
03:48:25 And then.
03:48:25 Because otherwise we're stuck here.
03:48:28 What are you going to eat?
03:48:29 I'm saying, from five to.
03:48:31 He's got a show at seven.
03:48:32 Well, we got to start drinking with DeRosa.
03:48:33 Yeah, but that's late.
03:48:35 You want to do my show?
03:48:36 I'll do the show.
03:48:36 Seven or eight.
03:48:37 Norman's going to be shitting you. 0.99
03:48:38 He's doing a show. 1.00
03:48:39 He's going to go out and fucking party with DeRosa. 0.99
03:48:42 I'll do that too. 1.00
03:48:43 No, I have to do a show.
03:48:44 I have to do a show.
03:48:45 But DeRosa's going to be.
03:48:46 You can come for a little bit.
03:48:47 You're closing out the show.
03:48:48 Yeah, but I want to be there.
03:48:49 It's fun.
03:48:50 I'll be there in the mix of this.
03:48:51 Drinking with DeRosa will also be fun.
03:48:53 And Tony.
03:48:54 Yeah, but it'll be fun.
03:48:56 Edge?
03:48:57 Tony Hinchcliffe?
03:48:58 Hinchcliffe's on the show with me.
03:48:59 He's canceling.
03:49:02 No chance he cancels. 1.00
03:49:03 Shut up. 0.99
03:49:04 Ian Edwards is in town. 1.00
03:49:05 Oh, really?
03:49:06 Yeah, he's on the show tonight, too.
03:49:07 He's underrated.
03:49:08 He doesn't even eat vegetables.
03:49:10 He just lives off air.
03:49:13 Photosynthesis.
03:49:16 He's going off the sun.
03:49:17 I used to take pictures every time we'd go on the road together of him sleeping on the plane because he was a vegan.
03:49:21 I was like, he's always tired.
03:49:24 And one time he caught me sleeping. 1.00
03:49:25 I'm like, this motherfucker. 1.00
03:49:26 It was a video of him smiling. 1.00
03:49:31 I got you once.
03:49:32 Yeah, you got me.
03:49:32 I just posted on Twitter.
03:49:34 We were about to take off.
03:49:35 I took a picture of you, open your mouth like that.
03:49:37 And I go, do what you will.
03:49:39 And then we took off. 0.97
03:49:40 And then five hours later, it was like that AIDS lady to Africa. 0.94
03:49:43 You landed, you returned your phone, and I was like, it was a thousand Photoshop. 1.00
03:49:48 That's the thing that bothers me about those goddamn nicotine pouches. 0.99
03:49:51 I can always sleep. 1.00
03:49:52 I can always sleep. 0.99
03:49:54 And last night I was like, I can't fucking sleep. 0.96
03:49:56 And I'm like, I had 20 nicotine pouches. 0.98
03:49:58 20?
03:49:58 You got a clue.
03:49:58 You got a chill.
03:49:59 I at least had 20.
03:50:00 That's crazy.
03:50:01 I just kept popping them in.
03:50:01 No crazy.
03:50:03 We were having fun.
03:50:04 We were laughing.
03:50:05 We were just joking.
03:50:06 I just kept throwing them in my mouth.
03:50:08 And then when I got home at night, I was like, all right, I'm done.
03:50:10 You're wide awake.
03:50:11 Just feel like heartbeating. 1.00
03:50:12 They fucking work. 0.99
03:50:13 I mean, I was. 1.00
03:50:14 The first 25, 30 minutes, I was really uncomfortable.
03:50:17 Almost done.
03:50:18 You do develop a tolerance for them.
03:50:19 Yeah.
03:50:20 Obviously.
03:50:20 You know, Shane can pop them all day long.
03:50:22 Yeah.
03:50:23 Everybody in New York I see has that circle in their pocket.
03:50:26 Every guy from 20 to 50 has that circle.
03:50:30 They're addicted, but not that much, really.
03:50:32 Like, I went on vacation and I didn't bring any with me, and I was fine.
03:50:35 They say it's the most addictive thing.
03:50:36 It didn't bother me at all.
03:50:37 Yeah, I'm not sure if that's true.
03:50:39 But it's not bad.
03:50:40 Maybe I'm different because I don't, whatever it is, I don't seem.
03:50:44 The addiction thing to me is like, I get it.
03:50:47 I get the pull, but.
03:50:48 Yeah.
03:50:48 Chemical addiction.
03:50:49 I didn't have any withdrawals.
03:50:51 There was no, like, shakes, like, we're, I need nicotine.
03:50:54 There was nothing.
03:50:54 Yeah, and there's people who can, like, I'll smoke one cigarette.
03:50:57 The only thing they've ever felt that really got me was caffeine.
03:51:01 Yeah.
03:51:02 I was drinking these sodas.
03:51:03 They had these sodas that you could buy in liquor stores in LA that were filled with caffeine.
03:51:09 And I would write.
03:51:10 Coca Cola?
03:51:11 They were like death soda. 0.99
03:51:12 It was like skulls on them, and they were blue, and they had hot sauce on them and shit. 0.99
03:51:16 That's bad news. 0.99
03:51:17 They were crazy sodas. 1.00
03:51:18 That's the PlayStation shit. 1.00
03:51:19 They were really good. 1.00
03:51:20 And I got addicted to them, and I'd buy them by the case.
03:51:23 And when I would write, I would drink these sodas.
03:51:26 And then I decided, let me take some time off of caffeine. 0.99
03:51:29 I got fucking headaches. 0.99
03:51:30 Yes. 1.00
03:51:31 Same.
03:51:31 I remember that.
03:51:32 Real headache.
03:51:33 Yeah.
03:51:33 Yeah.
03:51:33 I was like, what does that teach you?
03:51:34 And you go, don't quit.
03:51:36 All right.
03:51:38 All right.
03:51:39 Fair.
03:51:40 That's like Castro.
03:51:41 Remember, they told him to quit smoking cigars?
03:51:42 He's like, I smoke 50 cigars a day.
03:51:45 And, like, you got to cut back.
03:51:46 So he made one giant cigar.
03:51:48 Churchill.
03:51:49 Was it Churchill?
03:51:49 Was that?
03:51:50 Churchill's big long one.
03:51:51 He's like, I didn't want a day.
03:51:51 Yeah.
03:51:54 Well, imagine you're living in Cuba.
03:51:55 You got the best cigars in the world.
03:51:57 And also, you're the king of Cuba. 0.97
03:51:59 I've never had a Cuban. 0.99
03:52:00 I've given you one. 1.00
03:52:02 They're not much different.
03:52:03 All right.
03:52:04 The Dominican ones, the Nicaraguan ones are very good. 1.00
03:52:04 Shit. 1.00
03:52:06 Nowadays, Cubans are not the best anymore. 1.00
03:52:08 They're still really elite, but there's a lot of fakes. 0.94
03:52:12 China bought them out and they cut, they slashed ingredients and quality.
03:52:16 Oh, do they? 1.00
03:52:17 Because they're like, all the Chinese people just want, and that's a billion people, they just want to say, I have a Cuban. 1.00
03:52:22 They want to eat tiger dick tea and smoke a Cuban cigar. 1.00
03:52:27 There was a restaurant in China where you could go and they had like a quarterly or semi annually thing where you can go and you could have like all endangered species.
03:52:38 They had a menu.
03:52:39 You could eat gorilla.
03:52:40 You could eat like whatever you want. 1.00
03:52:42 Underage girl. 1.00
03:52:45 For sure, there's some place somewhere where someone's ate a kid, right? 0.99
03:52:48 Oh, yeah. 0.52
03:52:49 That was the key thing about the Epstein files when you hear about jerky and you're like, what does that mean? 0.99
03:52:55 Oh, shit. 0.99
03:52:56 Dude, there's no way they weren't eating people. 1.00
03:52:58 Not everybody has a thing about fucking kids. 1.00
03:53:00 There's anything they wanted with those. 0.99
03:53:03 Yeah, the most, if you get to a certain level of wealth and the most forbidden thing is probably like the sacrifice of a child, for sure that's happened.
03:53:14 In history.
03:53:14 Yeah.
03:53:15 In history, we know it's happened 100%.
03:53:18 No ifs, ands, or buts.
03:53:19 So the question is whether or not it still happens.
03:53:22 Yikes.
03:53:23 Yeah.
03:53:24 It's the most forbidden thing of all time.
03:53:28 It's forbidden.
03:53:29 What's more forbidden than eating a kid?
03:53:31 Oh, my God. 1.00
03:53:32 The Native Americans would throw the virgin in the volcano.
03:53:36 That's not real.
03:53:38 What are you talking about?
03:53:41 Didn't they sacrifice the virgin?
03:53:42 The volcanoes are in America.
03:53:43 That was the thing about.
03:53:44 Well, you know, it's not a sacrifice of it.
03:53:46 Volcanoes.
03:53:47 I threw that in there for effect. 1.00
03:53:49 But wouldn't they kill a virgin? 1.00
03:53:51 Everybody did that. 1.00
03:53:52 All right.
03:53:53 Literally, from the beginning of time, people have been killing people.
03:53:53 Well, there you go.
03:53:56 But why the virgin?
03:53:57 For sacrifice. 1.00
03:53:58 Wouldn't you whore it up just to get by? 0.99
03:54:00 I think maybe post Christianity we tossed in the whole virgin thing. 0.98
03:54:03 Well, no, there was a time where people thought that you had to sacrifice human beings in order to make prosperity and wealth.
03:54:11 For sure, but I was saying you had to sacrifice people that were valuable.
03:54:16 The most valuable people, the most pure.
03:54:18 And so it makes sense.
03:54:19 Remember when? 1.00
03:54:20 Fucking psychos. 1.00
03:54:21 In parts of Africa where they were like, you can cure AIDS by fucking a virgin. 1.00
03:54:24 Oh, yeah. 1.00
03:54:25 And so then they're like, how do you get a virgin? 0.68
03:54:26 I mean, 10 year olds are all virgins.
03:54:29 Yeah, it was like 2010.
03:54:30 Yeah, it was like pretty recent there.
03:54:32 So that's probably.
03:54:32 Oh, yeah.
03:54:34 Chappelle, one of his greatest bits about AIDS was like, someone fucked a monkey. 1.00
03:54:37 He was like, You know how hard it is to fuck a monkey? 1.00
03:54:41 Snap your dick like a celery stock. 1.00
03:54:44 They come out holding a monkey down and fucking is crazy. 1.00
03:54:48 The idea that somebody fucked a monkey. 1.00
03:54:50 Vergin sacrifice actually is far more common as a mythic and literary motif than as a well documented historical ritual. 0.92
03:54:59 Actual human sacrifice occurred in some ancient societies, but evidence that victims specifically were chosen for sexually virginity is generally sparse and often uncertain.
03:55:11 But yeah, it's because people probably don't talk about it, too.
03:55:13 You know, it was more.
03:55:14 But no, like in our culture, we're like they sacrificed virgins. 0.99
03:55:18 That's in movies and shows and shit, but they were just sacrificing. 0.99
03:55:18 Right. 0.99
03:55:21 Everybody.
03:55:22 They were sacrificing poor people. 0.97
03:55:24 At the Mayan ruins, they would take kings they conquered, kings of their society, and tie them to a giant stone wheel. 0.87
03:55:32 And then push them down.
03:55:33 It was like 600 yards down.
03:55:36 They were tied like this and just murdered.
03:55:38 Just smush them all the way down.
03:55:40 And if they survived, they're like, that's dishonorable.
03:55:43 Whoa.
03:55:43 Yeah, they weren't virgins.
03:55:44 I think it was a good thing the Spanish showed up and gave them what for? 1.00
03:55:47 Yeah. 1.00
03:55:48 To be quite honest.
03:55:49 100%.
03:55:50 100%.
03:55:50 Hey, no more.
03:55:51 He was hard to tell.
03:55:52 Bro, they sacrificed somewhere in the neighborhood between 20 and 80,000 people when the Aztecs consecrated the temple of Tenochtitlan. 0.99
03:56:01 Damn. 0.98
03:56:02 Yeah, between 20 and 80,000 people. 0.99
03:56:03 This guy named.
03:56:04 How many people died in the Spanish Inquisition?
03:56:06 His name was Diaz, and he came over, like, he was a historical chronicler, and he documented what the Spanish did when they came over here. 0.74
03:56:18 And one of the things that he did is he came over in the early days, because the Spanish, when they first arrived, were trying to figure out what the fuck was going on with the Aztecs.
03:56:27 Oh, 5,000. 0.80
03:56:28 The number executed by the Spanish Inquisition.
03:56:31 Oh, but this is the Inquisition.
03:56:32 I just wanted to compare it to how much were the Aztecs sacrificing?
03:56:32 I know, I know.
03:56:36 I know that up until today.
03:56:38 He said it wasn't an accident.
03:56:39 Well, they don't know if it's accurate, but they do know that this one historical chronicler. 0.99
03:56:44 I've never seen the fucking. 1.00
03:56:45 What are you fucking talking about? 1.00
03:56:47 Diaz. 1.00
03:56:47 No, I've run this through perplexity. 1.00
03:56:49 The.
03:56:50 This guy, Diaz, said that 80,000 people were sacrificed over the course of four days.
03:56:56 Whoa.
03:56:57 Wait, what?
03:56:58 Yeah.
03:56:58 That's a lot of work.
03:56:59 It was the consecration of the temple.
03:57:01 This is what's really crazy about the Aztecs. 0.98
03:57:03 They didn't make any of those things, they moved in.
03:57:06 They moved in.
03:57:06 Oh, that's cool.
03:57:07 And they called it the land where the gods were born.
03:57:10 And all these temples and all these insane pyramids, they didn't make any of them.
03:57:14 They were all made by unknown people that were as many as a thousand years before them. 0.58
03:57:20 Whoa.
03:57:20 They have no idea.
03:57:23 But not only was there, but it was covered.
03:57:25 It was covered with jungle. 0.99
03:57:26 They had to chop down the jungle and they found all the shit and they moved in. 0.99
03:57:29 Found a city? 1.00
03:57:30 Wow.
03:57:32 Dude, they're still finding cities.
03:57:33 They're still finding these Aztecs.
03:57:35 You're driving on the freeway there and you see these mountains that are like, yeah, that's his name.
03:57:38 You're like, it's clearly Duran.
03:57:39 Did you see photos of that?
03:57:40 His name is Duran, not Diaz.
03:57:42 Interesting.
03:57:43 16th century account that 80,400 people were sacrificed during the four day 1487.
03:57:49 Yeah, rededication of Tenochtitlan's Temple Mayor.
03:57:54 Not 80,000 exactly.
03:57:54 I like that correction.
03:57:55 No, that's not good.
03:57:56 Just so you know, it's wrong.
03:57:59 It was actually 72,344.
03:58:01 Yeah.
03:58:02 Oh, that's right, bro.
03:58:05 Treat Duran's figures as highly doubtful, not an established count.
03:58:09 Other early sources give sharply different totals.
03:58:11 The Codex Teleriano Romensis text has 4,000, while interpreting its pictorial numbers alongside text can produce 20,000.
03:58:24 Another chronicle, Torquemada, gave it 72,000.
03:58:29 At the very least, My original point.
03:58:30 Thousands and thousands of people were killed.
03:58:33 To compare the Spanish Inquisition to one day in the Aztec Empire.
03:58:38 Yeah.
03:58:39 Not even one day.
03:58:39 I'm just saying.
03:58:39 Nothing.
03:58:40 Not even one day.
03:58:42 It's a good thing that a boy showed up and said, Isn't that crazy?
03:58:45 Chill, bro.
03:58:45 Shut it down.
03:58:46 You ever seen that?
03:58:47 How about a thousand a day?
03:58:48 Apocalypso?
03:58:49 Oh, yeah. 0.95
03:58:50 Apocalypso is nuts.
03:58:51 Apocalypso is a good movie.
03:58:52 It's a great movie. 0.99
03:58:53 It's a fucking phenomenal movie. 0.99
03:58:55 I mean, this place, Mexico, was wild. 0.99
03:58:58 It was wild. 1.00
03:59:00 Good thing they didn't do their act.
03:59:01 I wonder what they called it back then, because it wasn't Mexico.
03:59:04 You know, it wasn't Mexico until 1820.
03:59:07 It's not like the United States of Mexico.
03:59:13 They owned Texas from, I think, 1821 to 1816. 0.98
03:59:17 We beat them pretty easily.
03:59:17 Or rather, 1821 to 1836.
03:59:21 Took California very easily.
03:59:23 Check out your boy Polk.
03:59:24 Polk, exactly.
03:59:26 Yeah, he was a wild man. 1.00
03:59:26 Top five, bro. 1.00
03:59:28 Polk rules.
03:59:29 And I throw Andrew Jackson in there. 0.99
03:59:31 You got two thirds of the entire country?
03:59:33 One third of the entire country.
03:59:34 You ever look up Bolivar?
03:59:36 Yeah.
03:59:37 Bolivar ruled.
03:59:38 Bolivar ruled.
03:59:38 He was just a guy.
03:59:39 What'd he do? 0.99
03:59:40 He took over all Latin America.
03:59:42 The South America revolutions. 0.95
03:59:43 What year?
03:59:45 1988.
03:59:47 18th. 1.00
03:59:49 And then he had this General Sucre that was a fucking beast. 1.00
03:59:52 And then Santander. 0.99
03:59:53 Imagine if we didn't intervene with Pablo Escobar.
03:59:57 Imagine if we didn't get involved.
03:59:59 Let the boy rock.
04:00:00 Let him cook.
04:00:00 It's not our problem.
04:00:01 We're not going to let somebody.
04:00:02 Let him literally cook.
04:00:03 Let him cook.
04:00:04 We're not going to let somebody make money like that without us.
04:00:06 Well, that's part of the problem.
04:00:07 And we're buying it.
04:00:08 Yeah.
04:00:09 Not only that, we're selling it.
04:00:10 Yeah.
04:00:10 I mean, in Miami.
04:00:11 They brought it in.
04:00:12 That's awesome.
04:00:13 They built Bill Clinton.
04:00:14 Whoa.
04:00:15 Okay.
04:00:15 Mina, Arkansas.
04:00:16 Yeah. 0.68
04:00:17 They brought it in.
04:00:17 True.
04:00:18 Really?
04:00:19 Yeah.
04:00:19 Barry Seals.
04:00:20 Barry Seals was a CIA pilot who was flying drugs in.
04:00:24 Is that the movie?
04:00:25 American made?
04:00:25 Uh huh.
04:00:26 Good movie.
04:00:26 Yep.
04:00:27 Yep.
04:00:27 But Tom Cruise is handsome.
04:00:29 Like, Barry Seals was disgusting.
04:00:30 Pull him up.
04:00:31 Hey.
04:00:32 Yeah.
04:00:32 Hey.
04:00:32 Talk about Barry like that.
04:00:34 Bye.
04:00:35 Good guy.
04:00:36 He knows.
04:00:37 Doing the best.
04:00:38 That's a handsome guy.
04:00:38 Like, come on.
04:00:40 God almighty.
04:00:41 He looks like he knows the line on everything. 1.00
04:00:43 Great fucking story. 1.00
04:00:45 Fucking funny. 1.00
04:00:46 I'm not paying for that. 0.99
04:00:46 Phenomenal story. 0.99
04:00:48 It would have been a significantly funnier movie.
04:00:51 That's true.
04:00:53 It was a pretty funny movie.
04:00:54 And there's a real scene where he gets, where Tom Cruise, Barry Seals, Tom Cruise playing Barry Seals gets arrested and Bill Clinton gets him out of jail.
04:01:03 Hey, how about that?
04:01:05 Mina, Arkansas.
04:01:06 It was all, he was the governor of Arkansas at the time.
04:01:08 What's the reason?
04:01:09 Because they were bringing coke into Arkansas.
04:01:11 So they found out because these two kids got killed.
04:01:15 And they said that they did drugs and fell asleep on the train track.
04:01:18 But their parents didn't believe it.
04:01:19 So the parents funded an autopsy.
04:01:22 They paid for an autopsy, and the autopsy found knife wounds.
04:01:25 These kids had been stabbed.
04:01:26 So what happened was these kids had witnessed the Coke drop.
04:01:30 So what he would do is he'd fly over, he would throw the Coke out of the airplane with like parachutes or whatever.
04:01:37 It would land on the ground, and then he would land, and they would go back and pick up the Coke.
04:01:41 Well, these kids found the Coke, and then they went to go grab the Coke, and these kids were with the Coke.
04:01:47 And they killed the kids.
04:01:48 And they killed the kids and laid their bodies on train tracks. 0.91
04:01:51 Pretty good.
04:01:52 And so, this was what started.
04:01:54 That's how people found out about the fact that they were moving Coke in through Mena, Arkansas.
04:01:58 So, Barry Seals was going to turn state's evidence and he was going to testify.
04:02:03 And he got murdered.
04:02:04 And when he got murdered on his way to trial, he had George Bush's phone number in his pocket.
04:02:08 Whoa, this is good stuff.
04:02:11 See, you almost ended the pod.
04:02:12 It's a good way to end it.
04:02:14 No, it's not a good way to end it.
04:02:14 This was good stuff.
04:02:15 We still got another.
04:02:16 I was glad we didn't end it.
04:02:18 We got to eat.
04:02:18 We got to do shows.
04:02:20 You guys got to go out with DeRosa.
04:02:22 We've got to get help.
04:02:22 Come on.
04:02:23 We've been doing this for four hours.
04:02:25 Jeez.
04:02:25 Oh, is it there?
04:02:26 Definitely got to eat something.
04:02:27 What's going on?
04:02:27 Some carbs.
04:02:28 Is there anything to do? 0.99
04:02:29 What the fuck? 0.99
04:02:33 I have to eat. 1.00
04:02:37 All right.
04:02:40 I thought we were going to drink.
04:02:48 All right.
04:02:50 You got to eat.
04:02:52 You got to eat.
04:02:54 You got to eat.
04:02:57 You got to eat.
04:02:59 I like friction.
04:03:01 You like chaos.
04:03:03 You like to live.
04:03:04 Bill Clinton consistently denied any knowledge or involvement in SEAL's operations of the media logistics during his 10 year as governor.
04:03:13 Federal investigations did not produce evidence implicating Clinton.
04:03:17 Interesting.
04:03:18 Yeah.
04:03:19 Interesting.
04:03:19 No way.
04:03:20 Interesting.
04:03:21 That's mad. 0.96
04:03:22 He's a slippery slope. 0.97
04:03:23 He's a bad governor. 1.00
04:03:24 They put it in the fucking movie and no one got sued. 1.00
04:03:28 Damn. 1.00
04:03:28 That's all you need to know. 1.00
04:03:29 They put it in the movie.
04:03:31 And no one got sued.
04:03:33 He gets away with everything. 0.56
04:03:34 He's in a hot tub with a lady.
04:03:36 They got photos.
04:03:37 He's living with Hillary. 1.00
04:03:38 That dude lives in hell.
04:03:39 I just saw a meme recently that was nice about him and Monica Lewinsky.
04:03:45 If that happened today, she would have been born in 04 and he would have been born in 77.
04:03:51 Oh, yeah.
04:03:53 The age difference is wild.
04:03:54 Isn't that wild?
04:03:55 Well, it's wild that.
04:03:57 Presidents just. 1.00
04:03:59 Before the internet, presidents just fucked. 1.00
04:04:03 Oh, man. 1.00
04:04:04 Yeah, slash. 1.00
04:04:05 LBJ used to take shits with his fucking stall door open while he was talking to the press. 1.00
04:04:10 Yeah. 1.00
04:04:11 It was like a famous thing. 0.99
04:04:12 He would like to take a shit while they all. 0.99
04:04:14 They would stand outside of his toilet and ask him questions. 0.99
04:04:19 On Nates, Trump.
04:04:20 Did it on Nates.
04:04:22 The world was different then.
04:04:23 I heard Trump.
04:04:24 Who had that lunch with Trump and he said he drank 14 Diet Cokes in an hour?
04:04:28 Wow.
04:04:29 Pull that up if you can, Jay.
04:04:31 14 Cokes.
04:04:32 That doesn't even exist.
04:04:32 That doesn't even exist.
04:04:34 That doesn't even make sense.
04:04:35 That's a lot of Diet Coke.
04:04:36 Just the volume of liquor.
04:04:38 Maybe it was too much.
04:04:39 Of liquid, rather.
04:04:39 Just says he drinks 12 in a day, maybe.
04:04:42 Oh.
04:04:42 That makes more sense.
04:04:43 Sorry, sorry.
04:04:43 So much different.
04:04:44 I saw a reel.
04:04:45 I believe that.
04:04:46 12 is a lot.
04:04:47 You guys stop watching these reels and letting them dictate your reality.
04:04:50 Your dad said it to me.
04:04:50 I know.
04:04:51 It is kind of amazing that he's 80.
04:04:54 I should get on that.
04:04:56 No, I think he just turned 80.
04:04:57 I think Trump just turned 80.
04:04:57 Really healthy.
04:04:58 Oh, he's only 80.
04:04:59 I think his birthday was at the White House when we were at the UFC.
04:05:03 That was for his birthday.
04:05:05 That's why they did it in June.
04:05:06 Chicken.
04:05:07 And not like July 4th.
04:05:09 Oh, yeah.
04:05:10 They did it June 14th, I believe, because it was Trump's birthday.
04:05:10 Yeah.
04:05:15 Ah.
04:05:15 That's crazy.
04:05:16 Hey, at some point, you can't relate to most of the population.
04:05:19 You don't know what color his bones are.
04:05:19 100%.
04:05:21 Yeah.
04:05:22 Impossible.
04:05:23 You can't relate to any human on earth.
04:05:24 Yeah.
04:05:25 Listen, it gets his levels.
04:05:25 Yeah.
04:05:28 Like, Shane can't relate to most people right now, right?
04:05:30 I can relate to a lot of people.
04:05:30 A lot of people.
04:05:31 Three members at least.
04:05:33 Less people.
04:05:34 And it's slowly going to get weirder. 0.95
04:05:36 Nah.
04:05:38 Hey, guys.
04:05:39 Trust me.
04:05:39 Trust me.
04:05:40 Trust me.
04:05:41 It should have been on my Maybach.
04:05:42 What, you got a Maybach?
04:05:46 Yeah.
04:05:47 What?
04:05:47 Yeah.
04:05:48 It's pretty embarrassing.
04:05:49 Meanwhile, you're talking about a used Tesla.
04:05:50 Step up your game, son.
04:05:52 Is it here?
04:05:53 No, it's at my house.
04:05:54 Oh, I guess you're drinking. 1.00
04:05:55 Yeah, I got to see that Maybach.
04:05:58 Well, it's clearly for a car that has a driver.
04:06:02 Oh.
04:06:02 So I'm just driving a very nice backseat.
04:06:05 Yeah, but it's still, it's even driving.
04:06:08 It's cool, but I bought it when I left Austin for like a month, and then I came back and I was like, What am I doing?
04:06:08 It's so smooth.
04:06:15 Why would I ever have this?
04:06:16 This is very embarrassing.
04:06:17 Well, the other one was so great.
04:06:18 The other one was great.
04:06:19 What's wrong with the other one?
04:06:20 It's nice.
04:06:21 That's right.
04:06:21 Tree fell on it.
04:06:22 I forgot about that.
04:06:23 Is that the one where the seats would hug you when you went on a turf?
04:06:25 Yeah.
04:06:26 Bro, I went with them.
04:06:28 We went to the dealership and I told the dealer to shut up so I could sell it.
04:06:32 I'm like, I know everything about this car.
04:06:34 I was like, I'm going to get a Honda Accord.
04:06:34 I'm going to sell it to my dad.
04:06:36 I don't need this.
04:06:36 He was like, You want this?
04:06:38 You got to get this.
04:06:40 I took him to the Mercedes dealership.
04:06:42 I explained to him about the S Class.
04:06:45 S Class rules.
04:06:45 Oh, nice.
04:06:46 Oh, bro.
04:06:47 Whoa.
04:06:48 Mama. 0.74
04:06:49 That car is like a Batmobile.
04:06:52 Tracy got that after the accident money.
04:06:54 Driving sick cars.
04:06:55 Walmart.
04:06:56 Yeah, that's a crazy car to drive in New York.
04:06:58 That's crazy.
04:06:59 There's a Ferrari.
04:07:00 He makes all his money on craps. 0.73
04:07:03 Look at that outfit. 1.00
04:07:03 Tracy Morgan. 1.00
04:07:05 Funny dude. 0.58
04:07:07 He's got all those sick cars.
04:07:09 He's just driving through Times Square in them.
04:07:11 In comedians and cars, they go to his house.
04:07:12 Click on that one where your cursor is.
04:07:15 Look at that.
04:07:16 He's got a Lambo Rose.
04:07:18 Jesus.
04:07:18 That's the one he's driving right here, I think.
04:07:18 Jesus.
04:07:21 Yeah, baby.
04:07:23 Wait, what was I going to say?
04:07:24 Fun, but where are you going to park it?
04:07:25 And driving that thing in New York City is crazy.
04:07:29 Every time I go to New York City, I'm like, this is so nuts.
04:07:32 How does anybody drive here?
04:07:34 It's a wild place to live.
04:07:35 You still got that little BMW?
04:07:37 I do.
04:07:38 I drove it the other day. 1.00
04:07:39 That car runs like a Kenyan. 1.00
04:07:41 I've never had a problem with it.
04:07:42 It's so good. 1.00
04:07:43 I washed it outside my house like an American. 1.00
04:07:45 Just hose, bucket, sponge. 1.00
04:07:48 Felt good.
04:07:48 Nice.
04:07:49 2002, right?
04:07:49 Yeah.
04:07:50 Yeah.
04:07:51 Yeah.
04:07:51 The roundy.
04:07:52 The round tail.
04:07:53 Great little old car.
04:07:54 Those little old ones, those 2002 BMWs.
04:07:57 Was it from the 70s?
04:07:59 73.
04:07:59 Yeah.
04:08:00 Yeah, it's a fucking great car. 0.99
04:08:01 Great car. 0.99
04:08:02 No AC, no registration, no insurance.
04:08:04 Manual.
04:08:05 I'm riding dirty, yeah.
04:08:07 No insurance?
04:08:08 I tried to fill it out.
04:08:09 I couldn't do it.
04:08:10 What does that mean?
04:08:11 I tried to get the forms in the box.
04:08:13 They're going to target you now.
04:08:14 I can't say that on the air.
04:08:16 It's illegal.
04:08:16 Oh.
04:08:17 Well, I've been doing it for years.
04:08:19 I have insurance.
04:08:20 I've been doing it for years.
04:08:21 I have insurance.
04:08:22 I don't have health insurance either.
04:08:24 You don't?
04:08:24 I've got to figure that one out.
04:08:26 Wow.
04:08:26 I'm not good with forms.
04:08:28 Me either.
04:08:29 Filling things out.
04:08:29 Yeah, me too.
04:08:31 I just black out, I gloss over.
04:08:33 I can't.
04:08:33 Yeah.
04:08:34 You got to get a guy. 0.95
04:08:35 I got to get a guy. 1.00
04:08:36 I need a Jew, RE. 1.00
04:08:38 Sometimes the problem is, it's like, I'm paying $600 for them to fill out the form. 0.99
04:08:38 Yeah. 0.99
04:08:42 And then you're like, well, here's the thing I haven't had health insurance in years, and I've never had a health problem.
04:08:48 So I feel like I saved thousands and tens of thousands of dollars.
04:08:48 Yeah.
04:08:52 You definitely did. 0.99
04:08:54 Well, and then you feel like, with the whole Luigi thing, like when you find out about how many people that have real legitimate claims and get denied because the insurance companies just want to fuck you. 0.99
04:09:04 Right. 0.88
04:09:04 I was talking to Brigham, they said 10% of people that get denied follow up. 0.88
04:09:08 So that's their business model is like just say no and hopefully they go away.
04:09:11 We looked this up last time.
04:09:12 It costs Americans more to have private health care than public.
04:09:16 I believe it.
04:09:16 Wow.
04:09:17 Wow.
04:09:17 So what are we doing?
04:09:19 Let's get it going, folks. 0.99
04:09:20 We've got to get rid of these gay lobbies. 1.00
04:09:22 It costs to say that again? 1.00
04:09:22 Yeah. 1.00
04:09:23 It costs Americans what? 0.98
04:09:24 It costs more to have private health care than public. 0.53
04:09:28 Costs more to have private health care?
04:09:32 Yeah. 0.97
04:09:32 It costs average Americans pay more for private health care than it would cost to have. 0.97
04:09:37 Right, right, right.
04:09:39 I got what you're saying.
04:09:40 Okay.
04:09:40 Because most things are private.
04:09:42 I get why you're confused.
04:09:43 Private sounds better.
04:09:44 Oh, private.
04:09:46 Private security costs more than whatever.
04:09:48 I'm probably wearing that one. 0.97
04:09:50 So fucking good. 0.97
04:09:51 I get it now. 0.98
04:09:51 Yeah, yeah. 0.98
04:09:51 I know what you're saying. 0.98
04:09:53 I get what you're saying.
04:09:53 Yeah.
04:09:54 See, this is a good podcast. 1.00
04:09:55 People want to hear a solid drunk talking about fucking shit. 1.00
04:09:58 Super good opinions. 1.00
04:10:00 Jamie.
04:10:00 Grant.
04:10:01 Jamie, bring up.
04:10:02 Robert E. Lee.
04:10:04 Free Bird.
04:10:06 I don't think we start on Custer.
04:10:08 Well, I mean, Free Bird.
04:10:09 Teddy.
04:10:10 Teddy, I know it's hack, but Teddy Roosevelt.
04:10:12 That's a fun story.
04:10:14 Polk's a deep cut.
04:10:15 Polk's somebody you got to. 0.68
04:10:16 Polk, I love.
04:10:17 Polk rules.
04:10:18 Teddy Roosevelt's the reason why we have national parks. 1.00
04:10:20 Yeah.
04:10:20 Yes.
04:10:21 A lot of stuff. 0.95
04:10:22 Yeah, he did a race.
04:10:23 He wanted to retire from president and go, I'm just going to go risk my life.
04:10:25 But I think it was Teddy who did the, he called it the Square Deal, which is kind of what we're approaching, which he broke up all the guys who were making all the money, the 1%, basically.
04:10:37 Yeah.
04:10:38 He called it the Square Deal.
04:10:39 Was that Teddy?
04:10:40 Wow.
04:10:41 Yeah.
04:10:42 Focused on the three C's fair consumer protection and control of giant corporations and conservation of natural resources.
04:10:47 So we're getting close to, we need no more.
04:10:48 Yellowstone was on him. 0.98
04:10:49 Where somebody's willing to abuse their executive power to shut down whatever the fuck we're doing right now. 0.98
04:10:55 But the thing is, don't you think that big business and corporations and super PACs and all these different things have gotten so deeply entwined in politics that if a guy ever tried to do anything remotely like that, they'd kill him? 0.96
04:11:09 Yeah, we went too far.
04:11:10 I mean, look, we thought Trump was going to do it.
04:11:12 It's clear he's not going to do any of those things.
04:11:15 He's not going to do any of those things. 0.99
04:11:16 It could be, you know, we're going to have to, one or two guys are going to have to get shot in the head. 0.98
04:11:21 Yeah. 0.98
04:11:22 I'm not going to do it.
04:11:23 Or something else is going to have to happen.
04:11:26 Some other radical change.
04:11:27 They're so intertwined now.
04:11:28 It's like you can't get it.
04:11:29 Exactly.
04:11:30 There's so much dirty money.
04:11:31 What are we going to give up, fellas?
04:11:33 No.
04:11:33 We can't lose it.
04:11:34 We got a good thing going.
04:11:34 No.
04:11:35 We got to get somebody in.
04:11:36 It's funny how.
04:11:37 You're killing the politicians.
04:11:38 Slowly but surely, people try to turn everything into some sort of a totalitarian government.
04:11:47 They slowly want more and more power, more and more control.
04:11:51 They want to siphon more and more money.
04:11:53 It's just over time, that's always what you're fighting against.
04:11:56 Always.
04:11:56 Well, don't you feel like we're at a boiling point?
04:11:58 It feels like something's going to happen.
04:11:59 Yeah, it's pitchfork error. 0.99
04:12:00 Something should happen because if it doesn't happen, then we're all going to be fucked. 0.98
04:12:03 No one could get a home. 0.99
04:12:04 No one could pay their bills.
04:12:06 They got flock cameras everywhere.
04:12:09 Yeah, we're talking about communism.
04:12:10 It's the Upper West Side where your people live.
04:12:12 Do you know that?
04:12:12 It's like devoid of flock cameras.
04:12:14 I didn't see that actually.
04:12:15 That's very weird.
04:12:16 That can't be true.
04:12:17 One section.
04:12:20 One section of New York City is devoid of flock cameras.
04:12:22 What's a flock camera? 1.00
04:12:23 It's these weird fucking cameras that are everywhere. 0.99
04:12:26 AI is going to say that's not true. 1.00
04:12:27 Everything's fine.
04:12:29 Everything's fine.
04:12:31 The spy cameras?
04:12:32 Those cameras that are everywhere.
04:12:32 Yeah.
04:12:34 Like, I had Mark Andreessen on who invested in flock cameras, and it was right at.
04:12:38 See, that's the spot.
04:12:39 Upper west side.
04:12:39 There's the spot.
04:12:40 Well, half of that is Central Park. 1.00
04:12:42 Shut the fuck up, bitch. 1.00
04:12:44 The flock cameras are in Central Park. 1.00
04:12:47 Yeah, but there is the rest.
04:12:49 Of course you defend it.
04:12:50 Well, I mean, just like show up.
04:12:51 Obviously you defend it.
04:12:52 Just like move that red line up to your flock cameras on the other side.
04:12:56 That's okay.
04:12:57 Double this down. 1.00
04:12:57 Shut up, Ari. 1.00
04:12:59 But this Jew's all over Brooklyn. 1.00
04:13:01 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
04:13:03 It's just the wealthy. 1.00
04:13:06 It is the wealthy.
04:13:07 It's probably that too.
04:13:08 It's probably wealthy.
04:13:09 Upper West Side's very expensive real estate.
04:13:09 Yeah, but that's.
04:13:12 It's not Jewish people. 1.00
04:13:13 It is, but. 0.95
04:13:14 Upper West Side's rich people.
04:13:15 Listen, it's not 100%. 1.00
04:13:16 There's a ton of fucking Gentiles in the Upper West Side. 1.00
04:13:20 It's just rich people. 1.00
04:13:21 That's really what it is. 0.99
04:13:22 I bet Upper East Side is probably pretty fucking similar. 0.88
04:13:24 No, Upper East Side is notably. 0.94
04:13:26 It's very sparse.
04:13:26 Flock cameras?
04:13:27 The Upper West Side is notably Jewish. 1.00
04:13:30 Yeah, true, but in terms of flock cameras, it's pretty sparse.
04:13:33 I wonder if they're singling out the Upper West Side.
04:13:36 Versus the Upper East Side.
04:13:37 I bet the Upper East Side, which is also like super wealthy.
04:13:40 I bet they don't have a lot of flock cameras anymore.
04:13:40 Yeah.
04:13:42 And for once, they can like rob cars.
04:13:46 They're not flock brands.
04:13:48 Sorry for the confusion.
04:13:50 However, there are a few flock cams in New York City.
04:13:53 So there's just a bunch of security cameras all over the place that we didn't see coming.
04:13:58 So the thing is, it's like within two years, there's been hundreds of thousands of these cameras installed all over the country.
04:14:05 Police state?
04:14:06 Yeah.
04:14:07 And real quick, like before you even saw it happening.
04:14:11 I mean, they're everywhere there.
04:14:12 They're everywhere.
04:14:13 I've looked to see what I can shoplift. 0.98
04:14:14 I'm like, damn, there's cameras everywhere. 0.98
04:14:18 Yeah. 0.99
04:14:19 It's a tough time.
04:14:20 Something's got to give.
04:14:21 What happened here?
04:14:22 It's a tough time and an awesome time at the same time.
04:14:24 That's true.
04:14:25 Let's look at the positive. 1.00
04:14:26 It's a lot of great shit going on. 0.99
04:14:28 Yeah, we got college football coming that they're trying to ruin. 0.99
04:14:30 Who's trying to ruin it?
04:14:32 Not a big deal.
04:14:32 NIL.
04:14:33 In what way?
04:14:34 Trying to take it away?
04:14:35 Don't get me started.
04:14:36 What are they trying to do?
04:14:37 They're trying to put two super conferences.
04:14:39 I mean, the whole thing's a disaster, Joe.
04:14:41 Also, the gambling on basketball now.
04:14:43 Players are just fully throwing games.
04:14:45 You see that?
04:14:45 The gambling's out of control.
04:14:47 It was crazy.
04:14:47 It began.
04:14:48 Trying to get rebounds to get it. 0.95
04:14:49 Crazy, whatever the hell. 1.00
04:14:50 All that shit. 1.00
04:14:51 But I'm torn on that. 1.00
04:14:51 Wow. 1.00
04:14:53 I feel like I like the fact that you can gamble on anything if you want to.
04:14:57 Can you gamble on when the next projector parks is?
04:15:00 Is that a cashy thing you can do?
04:15:02 I bet you could. 0.86
04:15:03 I bet that's a Poly Market thing. 0.99
04:15:04 But we don't even know.
04:15:05 Like, how do they know?
04:15:06 But we will.
04:15:07 Yeah.
04:15:08 Well, Jamie pulled up. 0.99
04:15:10 There was a Poly Market thing.
04:15:13 There was a Poly Market thing on this podcast.
04:15:16 There was a thing on this podcast that Jamie pulled up.
04:15:19 I go, close that website and never open it up again.
04:15:22 Like, you can't know what people are gambling on.
04:15:24 Oh.
04:15:25 Because you'll be.
04:15:26 You know?
04:15:26 Because it can't influence you.
04:15:28 Also, like, I don't want anybody else to know either what they're gambling on.
04:15:31 Like, I don't.
04:15:33 They'll get you.
04:15:34 But.
04:15:35 Gambling's tough.
04:15:36 It's going to ruin society. 1.00
04:15:36 Didn't that fucking congressman guy who got acquitted, the gay guy? 1.00
04:15:40 Yeah. 1.00
04:15:41 The guy from Brazil? 1.00
04:15:42 Oh.
04:15:43 The guy from Brazil? 0.89
04:15:44 No, no, no.
04:15:45 What's his name?
04:15:46 The one who lies about a bunch of stuff?
04:15:46 Polo.
04:15:48 Yes.
04:15:48 I swear to God.
04:15:49 Joseph.
04:15:50 Jamie, you know I'm talking about.
04:15:51 Chubby boy.
04:15:51 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:15:53 Chubby gay guy who said, Funny dude. 1.00
04:15:54 Funny dude. 0.99
04:15:55 Lindsey Baker, George Santos.
04:15:57 Santos.
04:15:57 George Santos.
04:15:58 There was something about him saying that he was going to show up at some State of the Union speech.
04:16:02 I'm definitely showing up.
04:16:03 And then he bet that he wouldn't show up.
04:16:06 Wow.
04:16:08 And he didn't show up.
04:16:10 Allegedly.
04:16:10 That's pretty smart.
04:16:11 Allegedly.
04:16:12 DOJ is investigating former Congressman George Santos for insider trading on Kalshi.
04:16:17 Yeah.
04:16:18 Hilarious.
04:16:19 So you can't insider trade on Kalshi?
04:16:21 But I mean, it's like.
04:16:22 Like, they were on the show.
04:16:24 He was like, Why are you lying about everything?
04:16:26 He's like, Oh, you lied about everything. 0.98
04:16:28 You lied about being Jewish.
04:16:29 He said, No, no, I'm Jewish.
04:16:32 I'm kind of that.
04:16:33 I'm also, I act like a Jew. 1.00
04:16:34 He's like, Fucking totally full of shit. 1.00
04:16:36 Oh, wow. 1.00
04:16:37 But I'm just saying, I'm like frugal.
04:16:38 I get a lot of diarrhea.
04:16:44 I get a lot of diarrhea. 0.62
04:16:46 You should go to a doctor, dude.
04:16:47 You shouldn't just deal with that. 1.00
04:16:48 But I think the internet is a big part of why we're so fucked. 0.98
04:16:51 But you can't get rid of the internet. 0.97
04:16:52 Well, I hate regulation, but you got to do something with it.
04:16:55 So, what do we do?
04:16:55 That's another.
04:16:56 You've got to start regulating that.
04:16:57 It's so bad for people.
04:16:59 It's ruining society.
04:16:59 It's horrible.
04:17:00 Well, you've got to teach people to stay off it.
04:17:02 But also, you've got to be like, guys, you're not.
04:17:04 You're turning everyone against each other in a crazy way.
04:17:04 But they're not.
04:17:07 But the problem is, they've made so much money doing it.
04:17:10 And there's so much money now that these corporations are holding that they have so much influence over politicians.
04:17:16 It's really an extraordinary time where these tech oligarchs are really in control of a giant chunk of the narrative that shapes society, shapes our economy, shapes our social systems, shapes everything.
04:17:29 There's so much going on right now that it's being manipulated by just a small amount of people. 0.93
04:17:35 It's kind of fucking nuts, and nobody saw it coming. 0.93
04:17:38 They make comedians turn into other comedians so they could sell everybody's Snickers. 0.99
04:17:41 I got to pee again.
04:17:43 Have you not gone yet?
04:17:44 Not yet.
04:17:45 He's had three drinks. 1.00
04:17:46 I'll see you in hell. 0.99
04:17:47 He's on his third. 0.99
04:17:48 Amazing.
04:17:49 Hey, beer bong, a couple other beers, whiskey.
04:17:53 I'm blown out.
04:17:54 This is your second whiskey.
04:17:56 Third whiskey.
04:17:58 Give me a dram of that. 1.00
04:18:00 Hit it, baby.
04:18:01 Can you catch it?
04:18:02 Yes.
04:18:03 That's a lot of glass.
04:18:04 You've got to pump it through that.
04:18:06 That's a short one.
04:18:07 Oh, sorry.
04:18:08 I came back for it, Steve Lorcan.
04:18:09 You got it.
04:18:10 You got it.
04:18:11 All right.
04:18:12 All right, JML, toss up.
04:18:13 We've got to figure out what we're doing tonight.
04:18:17 Because I don't want you to go to bed.
04:18:18 If you go home, it's over.
04:18:19 I'll go out.
04:18:20 I'm just going to go out.
04:18:21 I'm going out.
04:18:22 Should I not do stand up?
04:18:23 Yeah, we're going to be until 9 30 before we get out of there.
04:18:27 It's like we're going to start.
04:18:28 Yeah, I'm definitely going to.
04:18:30 I'm not going to the club.
04:18:33 I'm going to go to the club.
04:18:34 O'Neill's coming out.
04:18:35 Edge is coming out.
04:18:36 Oh, nice.
04:18:36 Edgar.
04:18:37 The Edge.
04:18:39 I didn't know his nickname either.
04:18:41 How do we know his nickname?
04:18:42 The Edge.
04:18:43 You call him the Edge?
04:18:44 Who started calling him the Edge?
04:18:47 Tony calls him the edge.
04:18:49 We all do.
04:18:50 I'll never be the edge. 1.00
04:18:51 Dude, if you're getting your juice from Tony, you're gay. 1.00
04:18:53 No, we all do. 1.00
04:18:55 That's right.
04:18:56 Tony calls him the edge.
04:18:57 We all call him the edge.
04:18:58 Did y'all go to the garden?
04:19:00 I was in London, England.
04:19:00 Where you guys were in the town?
04:19:02 Okay.
04:19:02 In Charleston, South Carolina.
04:19:03 I was in SF.
04:19:06 That's a great town.
04:19:07 San Francisco rules.
04:19:08 San Francisco does rule.
04:19:09 It's on its way back.
04:19:10 I always thought it ruled, even in its darkest hour.
04:19:13 I thought it was a good city.
04:19:13 Yeah.
04:19:14 I like the signs they put up like, hey, if you leave anything in the car, it won't be there.
04:19:17 It's not even like, hey, we'll try to help.
04:19:19 It's like, just don't do that.
04:19:21 It's super good.
04:19:22 But it's a good bar.
04:19:23 Hop in town.
04:19:24 Yeah, the wall.
04:19:25 Great tiki bars.
04:19:26 Yes, yes.
04:19:27 The wall.
04:19:28 Great Chinese food.
04:19:29 The Italian food.
04:19:30 North Beach.
04:19:31 Oh, Italian food, too.
04:19:32 It's great there.
04:19:32 San Francisco does rule.
04:19:34 Great town.
04:19:34 Oh, my God.
04:19:35 You can walk across the whole city. 1.00
04:19:36 It's great if you like the smell of human shit. 1.00
04:19:38 There is some human shit. 1.00
04:19:40 It's amazing if you like the smell of human shit. 1.00
04:19:42 You gotta ignore that. 1.00
04:19:43 Yeah, it's good if you're a black lad. 1.00
04:19:43 You gotta ignore it. 1.00
04:19:47 If you're a golden retriever, you're gonna love it.
04:19:49 Yeah.
04:19:50 The whole city smells nuts. 1.00
04:19:52 Hobos, Hobos, and Waymos. 1.00
04:19:55 Chinatown of the summer. 1.00
04:19:56 You're like, Bring a dog in.
04:19:59 Trust me.
04:20:00 You don't even know where to piss.
04:20:02 It was crazy.
04:20:03 I'm just going to squat right here. 0.55
04:20:05 This place is nuts. 1.00
04:20:06 Giant toilet. 0.94
04:20:07 It used to be so good.
04:20:09 Dude, I did a special there in 2016 and there was nothing wrong with the city.
04:20:13 Where?
04:20:14 At the Fillmore in San Francisco.
04:20:16 Hell yeah.
04:20:17 And it was amazing.
04:20:18 Triggered.
04:20:18 I did trigger it at the Fillmore.
04:20:19 It's back.
04:20:20 Their new mayor is like, We've got to get live music here because if people don't go out.
04:20:24 The new mayor is ready to clean things up.
04:20:26 Yeah.
04:20:27 Starting with live music, you got to have people come out to stuff.
04:20:30 You got to patrol the streets.
04:20:32 They're doing cleaning up the homeless encampments.
04:20:34 You got to put people in mental institutions.
04:20:36 You got to get them clean.
04:20:38 Use Alcatraz.
04:20:39 It's right there.
04:20:40 Put them all in there.
04:20:40 It's going to take time.
04:20:42 It's like they fucked it up over a period of eight to ten years. 0.92
04:20:47 It's going to take 30 to fix it. 0.58
04:20:49 It's going to take so long to fix it.
04:20:49 Nah.
04:20:51 It's always been homeless.
04:20:52 And there's so many people that are so attached to that home. 1.00
04:20:55 Shut up, boy. 0.98
04:20:56 It's always been a great section. 1.00
04:20:56 It's great. 1.00
04:20:58 Not always, but like 20 years.
04:21:00 Where we're at right now?
04:21:02 No, no, I'm saying San Francisco's never been like a clean place.
04:21:04 Sorry, listen to me.
04:21:05 I'm old and new.
04:21:08 I remember during the Reagan administration.
04:21:09 I'm not sure you're saying San Francisco.
04:21:11 Yeah.
04:21:11 During the Reagan.
04:21:12 Yeah, here too.
04:21:13 I'm saying it's not just it got bad there.
04:21:16 You have to be honest.
04:21:17 It's like different places.
04:21:18 During the Reagan administration, that's when homeless people really started becoming a thing because they changed the whole distinction with mental institutions.
04:21:27 They let people go.
04:21:28 And they just let them out and they were just wandering around.
04:21:30 It was noticeable.
04:21:32 And I remember this. 0.79
04:21:33 And then it really didn't fucking change until like 2016, 17. 0.81
04:21:38 Then you started to see tents. 0.76
04:21:40 And it was like, this is weird.
04:21:42 They're just allowing tents.
04:21:43 And then 18, 19, it ramped up.
04:21:45 And then during the pandemic, it just caught fire.
04:21:48 Yeah.
04:21:48 Yeah, it's bad.
04:21:49 LA was like just downtown, a little pocket.
04:21:52 And then it spread all the way to like.
04:21:53 Oh, it wasn't a little pocket, dude.
04:21:55 I was filming Fear Factor there.
04:21:57 It's not a little pocket now.
04:21:58 No, 55.
04:21:59 What? 0.57
04:22:00 No, it's all over.
04:22:00 Skid Row is 55 blocks.
04:22:03 It spread all the way down Sunset.
04:22:04 It's everywhere.
04:22:05 It was just as not a lot of them.
04:22:06 But Skid Row is.
04:22:07 It's the whole city.
04:22:08 Yeah, the city is great, but the solid 55 blocks is Skid Row.
04:22:13 Yeah.
04:22:13 It's wild.
04:22:14 Burn it. 1.00
04:22:15 Burn it. 1.00
04:22:15 Oh, no. 1.00
04:22:16 If we're zombies, we would just throw bombs out there. 0.93
04:22:18 Send bears out there. 0.86
04:22:19 Something. 0.99
04:22:20 Just run them over. 0.95
04:22:21 You've got to do something. 1.00
04:22:21 Kill them. 1.00
04:22:21 Eat them. 1.00
04:22:22 Well, I was in the Tenderloin at a hotel, and I go, What should I do around here?
04:22:26 I was asking the desk lady.
04:22:27 She just goes, Don't turn right.
04:22:29 Wow.
04:22:29 Don't turn.
04:22:30 That's the hotel lady.
04:22:31 Don't go to the right. 1.00
04:22:32 Just go left.
04:22:33 Like, that's half the city.
04:22:35 Meanwhile, what's the invisible barrier?
04:22:37 They have dog collars on with electricity?
04:22:39 Like, what's stopping them from going left?
04:22:42 New York's good right now.
04:22:44 Yeah.
04:22:44 New York's fine.
04:22:45 Yeah.
04:22:46 Regular homeless.
04:22:47 Yeah, regular homeless.
04:22:48 He goes, The problem, New York City homeless doesn't got out of line because every 10 years or so, we burn one alive.
04:22:48 Sure.
04:22:48 Yeah.
04:22:54 So they know that. 1.00
04:22:55 An immigrant shows up and lights one on fire and you go, all right, you know. 1.00
04:23:01 Now they're all like tap dancing and shit. 1.00
04:23:01 Keeps you in check. 1.00
04:23:03 At least a New York homeless guy has got like moves.
04:23:07 Yeah.
04:23:07 Well, I always had a preference for East Coast homeless.
04:23:10 100%.
04:23:11 They were heroin, they were asleep.
04:23:12 And they go away in the winter.
04:23:13 They don't breathe during the winter.
04:23:14 They're sleeping.
04:23:15 They dance. 0.99
04:23:16 West Coast homeless are all meth. 0.95
04:23:17 They'll scream and chase you.
04:23:19 Oh, you go to Salt Lake City, you're going to get chased.
04:23:21 They're screaming and chasing.
04:23:22 They have bad homes?
04:23:23 Oh, so the city's bad for homeless.
04:23:25 Every methadone, yeah, that was quick.
04:23:28 That was quick because I was quick.
04:23:30 I started standing up out in Salt Lake.
04:23:32 I was like, This is the best city, yeah, this is the cleanest, nicest city.
04:23:35 Wise guys, yeah, beautiful.
04:23:36 On the way in, great club.
04:23:38 My buddies, I was like, Wait till you see how nice this is.
04:23:40 And we landed, and there's 10 homeless guys chasing us, right?
04:23:44 And then you got to bring them young, and it's like utopia that campus, yeah. 0.95
04:23:48 The Mormons, yeah, the Mormons don't fuck around, homeless, yeah, but yeah, I don't know why no one's talking about that in politics, homelessness, homelessness and yeah. 0.99
04:23:57 Clean it up. 1.00
04:23:58 I don't see any party talking about it.
04:24:00 I mean, they do when it comes around.
04:24:02 It's insensitive.
04:24:03 The problem is there's so much money in maintaining it.
04:24:06 That's true.
04:24:08 Money in homelessness.
04:24:09 What a cut.
04:24:09 It's like they're breaking into rich people's cars.
04:24:11 It's like $4 billion California spent and done nothing but increase the homelessness.
04:24:17 Wow.
04:24:18 The wrong area burned.
04:24:20 And every city.
04:24:21 Every big city explodes.
04:24:23 Yep.
04:24:24 And it's recent, it's a new thing.
04:24:26 And, you know, LA has had Skid Row forever because what they used to do with Skid Row is it would take people.
04:24:31 From, like, if there was a vagrant in Hollywood, they would take them and they would just put them in Skid Row and they'd stay here.
04:24:37 And they would literally, like, block them in.
04:24:38 They would give them, like, food and services.
04:24:41 It wasn't that small, dude.
04:24:43 I was filming Fear Factor there in, like, 2004 or 2005, and I was driving home and I took the wrong turn.
04:24:43 It's an illusion.
04:24:49 I was like, what the fuck? 0.99
04:24:51 It was just blocks and blocks of cardboard boxes. 0.99
04:24:56 Yes.
04:24:58 And it was only Skid Row. 0.95
04:24:59 Skid Row was nuts, man. 0.60
04:25:01 It was, even then, it was nuts.
04:25:02 Now it's $5,500.
04:25:05 Do you understand how insane that is?
04:25:08 Like what 55 blocks looks like on a grid?
04:25:11 It's always been that size, I think.
04:25:14 Back in the 30s, there was somewhere in the range of 10,000 homeless people there, and there's 4,400 now.
04:25:20 There's zero chance there's more homeless people now than there were in the 30s?
04:25:24 Or in the 30s, there was more than there is now?
04:25:26 No.
04:25:27 Wait a minute.
04:25:28 How many are there now?
04:25:30 How many are there now?
04:25:31 It says 4,400. 1.00
04:25:33 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
04:25:34 That's not true. 1.00
04:25:35 I'm going to go there.
04:25:35 You're probably going to say a little down.
04:25:37 You ever get an AI answer and they go, Are you sure about that?
04:25:39 And they go, Yeah, good point. 1.00
04:25:40 Jamie's a goddamn fed crazy. 1.00
04:25:41 This is crazy. 1.00
04:25:42 This is all Karen Bass, her statistics. 0.93
04:25:45 It's all lies.
04:25:47 There's no way.
04:25:47 Click that.
04:25:48 No, no, no.
04:25:49 It's now estimated 4,400.
04:25:51 The population has been there since the 30s.
04:25:53 But it wasn't that number.
04:25:54 The estimate was more than the 30s.
04:25:56 Okay.
04:25:56 But put this estimate in.
04:25:58 How many homeless people are there in L.A.?
04:25:59 Because the estimate is somewhere north of 70,000.
04:26:03 I think it's spread past Git, right?
04:26:05 Can you just highlight that citation?
04:26:07 Which one?
04:26:08 Number four.
04:26:09 What was it?
04:26:09 Estimated.
04:26:14 From LA Times and 2023 LA Times, liberal.
04:26:19 Well, 2023 Biden administration.
04:26:25 I don't believe it.
04:26:27 55 blocks is not 4,000 people.
04:26:29 It's just not.
04:26:30 It's a lot more than that.
04:26:32 They lie.
04:26:33 I think it's past get a roll.
04:26:34 Also, they're not showing up and saying, Mike, are you homeless?
04:26:39 They're not.
04:26:39 No, they're chasing you.
04:26:40 They don't have an accurate count.
04:26:42 Okay.
04:26:43 Los Angeles has approximately 73,000 homeless people in Los Angeles County, and 45,000 are the city of Los Angeles.
04:26:53 There you go.
04:26:53 And by the way, just a guess, they're not accurate.
04:26:57 They're not doing a great job of a guess.
04:26:58 And it says only a 3% increase over two years earlier, which is a lot. 1.00
04:27:02 Shut your dirty hole, you lying communists. 0.99
04:27:06 It's probably 100,000 in LA. 1.00
04:27:08 They don't even know.
04:27:09 People move there just for the services and the weather.
04:27:12 Yeah, it's a great place to be homeless.
04:27:14 You could survive sleeping on the street.
04:27:16 You don't freeze it.
04:27:17 Hanging outside Trey's house.
04:27:19 They say they're testing the fence on the dogs.
04:27:22 You hear that?
04:27:22 What do you mean?
04:27:23 No.
04:27:23 What?
04:27:24 They get roped. 0.77
04:27:25 See if they die? 0.56
04:27:25 They get roped. 0.56
04:27:26 Yeah, see if it'll kill them so they hit dogs. 0.96
04:27:28 Oh, my God. 0.98
04:27:29 That's the rumor.
04:27:30 Jesus Christ. 0.89
04:27:31 That's all real.
04:27:33 The reals are nuts.
04:27:34 I know.
04:27:34 It's bad news.
04:27:36 Mostly, yeah.
04:27:37 That and your dad.
04:27:38 Most people.
04:27:39 Well, that's AI dogs, and then I get, you know, like.
04:27:41 Boys, let's wrap this up.
04:27:43 All right, all right.
04:27:44 It's almost 6 o'clock.
04:27:45 Everyone go see tires.
04:27:46 What's on Netflix right now? 1.00
04:27:49 Now, everybody text message Ari because I know you got his phone number and tell him to get the fuck out of England. 0.98
04:27:55 But do find me mushrooms or weed. 0.89
04:27:57 I'm definitely going to need that.
04:27:58 Mark Norman, where are you at?
04:28:00 Hey, I'm all over the road.
04:28:02 Check my website.
04:28:03 I'm doing clubs and building a new hour.
04:28:06 We might be drunk.
04:28:07 Tuesday's stories.
04:28:08 I got an hour on Netflix that came out this year.
04:28:10 We're not too pleased. 0.99
04:28:11 I'll see you all in hell. 0.99
04:28:13 Praise Allah. 0.99
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04:28:15 Love you guys.
04:28:16 Bye.