The Joe Rogan Experience - August 13, 2026


Joe Rogan Experience #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17


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4 hours and 28 minutes

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204.24

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54,790

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8,250


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00:00:02.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:12.000 Yes, boys, cheers!
00:00:14.000 Let's go!
00:00:15.000 What is that, a boiled soda?
00:00:17.000 Hold on, I need a drink.
00:00:19.000 What are you doing with water?
00:00:20.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:00:21.000 Have you a Bodega or a Brad of sorts?
00:00:23.000 Why do you have water?
00:00:24.000 Because I didn't know we were about to start.
00:00:26.000 Where am I?
00:00:26.000 Yeah, you got beers in there?
00:00:27.000 You changed, I got you.
00:00:29.000 Let me start with a beer and get moving here.
00:00:32.000 I just got off a flight.
00:00:32.000 Thank you, Bodega Cat.
00:00:34.000 It's available now.
00:00:35.000 Hey, Gracia, what is that?
00:00:37.000 What is this?
00:00:37.000 This is, uh, no, a Voodoo Ranger IPA.
00:00:40.000 Oh, my God.
00:00:42.000 Uh, can you give me that ice cube, that glass?
00:00:44.000 Yeah.
00:00:45.000 Thank you.
00:00:47.000 You're not into IPAs?
00:00:48.000 No, no.
00:00:49.000 If you're having one or two IPAs.
00:00:50.000 I used to be, and then I gained like 45 pounds in like a month.
00:00:54.000 It's a milkshake.
00:00:55.000 It was great.
00:00:56.000 It's a milkshake.
00:00:57.000 I was drinking them like Bud Lights.
00:00:58.000 I'd get done with this show.
00:00:58.000 I'd have fucking 10 IPAs.
00:01:00.000 This one's nice.
00:01:00.000 They taste great, but they're heavy as shit.
00:01:03.000 Well, Guinness is the heaviest, right?
00:01:05.000 I love it.
00:01:05.000 You can only have a few of those.
00:01:06.000 No, they're less calories.
00:01:08.000 Yeah.
00:01:09.000 Guinness can lower calories in a regular day.
00:01:10.000 Real shit.
00:01:11.000 Yeah.
00:01:11.000 Yeah.
00:01:11.000 Surprising.
00:01:12.000 That's crazy.
00:01:13.000 I would have never guessed.
00:01:15.000 No, they rule.
00:01:15.000 Yeah.
00:01:17.000 Second only to Bud Light.
00:01:18.000 I would have thought it was like super.
00:01:22.000 Hey.
00:01:23.000 I would have thought all the super creaminess and everything that it has to be like heavy calories.
00:01:28.000 No, no.
00:01:29.000 No.
00:01:29.000 Surprisingly, vitamins.
00:01:31.000 So a Budweiser versus a Guinness.
00:01:34.000 Bud's way fatter.
00:01:35.000 Yeah.
00:01:35.000 Wow.
00:01:36.000 It's all wheat, hops.
00:01:36.000 Oh, yeah.
00:01:39.000 Crazy.
00:01:39.000 Hey guys, let's leave the Anheuser-Busch family out of this.
00:01:41.000 Oh, sorry.
00:01:43.000 We've been through enough.
00:01:44.000 It's a fine product.
00:01:45.000 We've been through enough, boys.
00:01:47.000 We've been through enough.
00:01:48.000 Mulvaney, we missed you.
00:01:50.000 So a Miller versus a.
00:01:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:52.000 Fucking Miller.
00:01:53.000 This works.
00:01:53.000 Isn't it crazy?
00:01:54.000 It actually does.
00:01:55.000 Stop it from popping.
00:01:55.000 It does.
00:01:57.000 Does that actually work?
00:01:57.000 It does work.
00:01:58.000 How long do you have to do it for?
00:01:59.000 I think that was enough.
00:02:01.000 He threw me a beer.
00:02:01.000 Look at that.
00:02:02.000 That's incredible.
00:02:03.000 Yeah.
00:02:04.000 I wonder how the fuck that works.
00:02:05.000 And who discovered it?
00:02:07.000 Some serious drunk.
00:02:08.000 Little kids opening fucking sodas.
00:02:10.000 Yeah.
00:02:11.000 Do everything we can.
00:02:13.000 Back when they didn't have phones, they figured out a lot of things.
00:02:15.000 So you're off the nicotine.
00:02:16.000 I think it might start.
00:02:18.000 If you got a pouch.
00:02:18.000 Yeah.
00:02:19.000 You got one on you?
00:02:20.000 Yeah.
00:02:21.000 You're going to buzz out.
00:02:21.000 I'll try one.
00:02:22.000 You're going to buzz.
00:02:22.000 I've never done a pouch.
00:02:23.000 It's going to light you up, dude.
00:02:24.000 I don't mind a buzz.
00:02:25.000 What are we doing here?
00:02:25.000 It's going to light you up.
00:02:27.000 I think I'm going to stop because last night I couldn't get to sleep.
00:02:29.000 Because I was sitting in the green room and I just kept fucking chewing on them.
00:02:33.000 And then I chewed on one on the way home.
00:02:35.000 And then I got home and I turned on the TV for a little bit, popped another one in.
00:02:39.000 Each one of them is six milligrams.
00:02:40.000 It's just bang, And then it was time to go to bed.
00:02:43.000 I was laying in bed.
00:02:44.000 I'm like, ah.
00:02:45.000 Yeah.
00:02:45.000 Fuck.
00:02:46.000 It's kind of like fired.
00:02:48.000 Norman, you've never had one?
00:02:49.000 No.
00:02:50.000 Yeah, you're going to hate that.
00:02:50.000 And it burns.
00:02:53.000 I paused last time.
00:02:53.000 You got bad gum.
00:02:54.000 You're going to shit.
00:02:55.000 Oh, really?
00:02:56.000 I already shit.
00:02:57.000 It's going to hurt your brain.
00:02:58.000 You're going to get hiccups.
00:02:59.000 You're going to get nervous.
00:03:00.000 Hiccups.
00:03:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:01.000 Oh, no.
00:03:02.000 The nines, those like nines really give you hiccups.
00:03:05.000 Lucy's has what are nines?
00:03:06.000 What's a nine?
00:03:07.000 Nine milligrams?
00:03:08.000 These are six.
00:03:08.000 Nine milligrams.
00:03:09.000 These are all right, all right.
00:03:10.000 Six is a lot.
00:03:11.000 I like that.
00:03:12.000 Norman, you do this a lot where you'll be like, I'll do it.
00:03:14.000 And as soon as you do it, you go, Oh, fuck.
00:03:17.000 Like that time you accidentally took Molly?
00:03:17.000 Huge mistake.
00:03:19.000 Yeah, the green whatever.
00:03:22.000 Yeah, we did Molly.
00:03:23.000 Molly was wonderful.
00:03:24.000 Oh, that was a bad night.
00:03:26.000 I had such a nice night.
00:03:27.000 I had to take the bus home.
00:03:28.000 You didn't have to do that.
00:03:29.000 You panicked.
00:03:30.000 I had to get out of there, but I took a bolt bus back to New York.
00:03:30.000 I panicked.
00:03:33.000 Bus on Molly.
00:03:34.000 But we both took, he was like, I'll do it if you do it.
00:03:36.000 I was like, all right, I'll do it.
00:03:37.000 We both took Molly, and then instantly he was like, why'd we do that?
00:03:41.000 Fuck.
00:03:42.000 Yeah.
00:03:43.000 Well, Big J wouldn't stop talking.
00:03:44.000 I had to get out of there.
00:03:44.000 Yeah.
00:03:46.000 Oh, no.
00:03:47.000 It was too much.
00:03:49.000 Is it Philadelphia?
00:03:50.000 You took a bolt bus back to Philly?
00:03:51.000 Yeah, Chinatown bus from.
00:03:52.000 Wow.
00:03:53.000 On Mali, you can't run around.
00:03:53.000 It's not very good.
00:03:55.000 Why did you take a bus back?
00:03:57.000 We were poor.
00:03:58.000 It's convenient.
00:03:59.000 It was right there.
00:04:00.000 It was $50.
00:04:00.000 It was late, too.
00:04:01.000 Yeah.
00:04:01.000 Yeah.
00:04:02.000 The bus is like a dollar.
00:04:03.000 It's downtown to downtown, too.
00:04:04.000 It's pretty quick.
00:04:05.000 Yeah.
00:04:05.000 This is hitting.
00:04:06.000 You just got to watch one beheading in the seat next to you.
00:04:08.000 It's going to bug you.
00:04:09.000 It goes quick, dude.
00:04:09.000 Keep it in.
00:04:10.000 Don't spit it out.
00:04:11.000 I'm like, Jason Statham in Crank.
00:04:13.000 Is that an Alp?
00:04:14.000 No, it's Zen.
00:04:16.000 Yeah.
00:04:16.000 Zakes.
00:04:17.000 Six is a lot.
00:04:18.000 Woo.
00:04:19.000 I'm wired.
00:04:20.000 You're going to die.
00:04:21.000 Let's go, N words.
00:04:23.000 You're cooking.
00:04:23.000 I'm giving it up.
00:04:24.000 I'm going to try at least.
00:04:26.000 Because yesterday on the podcast, I had a bunch.
00:04:28.000 And then at night, I had a bunch.
00:04:29.000 And I was like, this is too much nicotine.
00:04:31.000 She tries sleeping pills.
00:04:32.000 That's what I do.
00:04:32.000 Fuck that.
00:04:33.000 You've got to stop at seven or eight.
00:04:35.000 I always can sleep.
00:04:36.000 I never have a problem sleeping.
00:04:36.000 That's the thing.
00:04:38.000 I have to sleep on a pile of rocks.
00:04:40.000 Yeah, you do espresso before bed.
00:04:42.000 Yeah, I have no problem with that.
00:04:43.000 It's just that the nicotine gets me.
00:04:44.000 It's just too much.
00:04:46.000 There's so much.
00:04:47.000 I mean, they, like, I read something you should only have like three milligrams or six milligrams a day.
00:04:51.000 And I was like, what?
00:04:52.000 Well, there you go.
00:04:53.000 Fucking pussy.
00:04:54.000 Yeah.
00:04:54.000 Maybe I'm counter all that.
00:04:56.000 I was popping them before workouts, popping them while I'm shooting my bow.
00:05:00.000 Norman's getting nervous.
00:05:01.000 Yeah, if I'm.
00:05:02.000 In fact, maybe I started too.
00:05:03.000 Have you?
00:05:03.000 You might want to take it out.
00:05:05.000 I sweat.
00:05:06.000 Don't take it out.
00:05:06.000 You can take it out.
00:05:07.000 My legs are tingling.
00:05:08.000 Boof it, dude.
00:05:09.000 My toe's about to be twitching.
00:05:09.000 Boof it.
00:05:11.000 Yeah, you're going to start sneezing.
00:05:12.000 All right.
00:05:13.000 How about that WNBA?
00:05:15.000 I'm about to get in there.
00:05:15.000 Hiccups.
00:05:17.000 Yeah.
00:05:18.000 That dude who wants to qualify for the WNBA.
00:05:22.000 Cantor.
00:05:22.000 What's his name?
00:05:23.000 Yeah, he just did trigonometry.
00:05:25.000 Oh, geez.
00:05:26.000 Freedom.
00:05:27.000 Hilarious.
00:05:27.000 Yeah.
00:05:28.000 He's getting into podcasting.
00:05:30.000 Yeah, of course.
00:05:31.000 Smart move.
00:05:32.000 Look, it's a great move for him.
00:05:34.000 Look, they've painted themselves into the most loony position where they can't define what a woman is.
00:05:39.000 I like when he went after LeBron.
00:05:41.000 What did he say?
00:05:41.000 And he's like, hey, you're always stopping about human rights.
00:05:43.000 Then you're like saying NBA should go to China?
00:05:46.000 Uh.
00:05:46.000 Right.
00:05:47.000 What's.
00:05:48.000 Come on.
00:05:48.000 He had a good one a while ago about, I think, the leader of.
00:05:51.000 Turkey.
00:05:52.000 Turkey.
00:05:52.000 What's his name?
00:05:54.000 Murjavan?
00:05:55.000 Just make it up.
00:05:55.000 No.
00:05:56.000 Asturion?
00:05:57.000 Constantinople?
00:05:58.000 I remember.
00:06:00.000 That was like his first controversy.
00:06:03.000 Yeah, that's when he was like.
00:06:04.000 Yeah, his family had to disown him.
00:06:05.000 Yeah, they're like, you can't come back to Turkey.
00:06:07.000 So he's like a troll.
00:06:08.000 He was a rebel.
00:06:08.000 No, no, no.
00:06:09.000 Yeah.
00:06:09.000 Oh.
00:06:09.000 It was badass.
00:06:10.000 That was a good one.
00:06:11.000 Okay.
00:06:12.000 This thing that he's doing where he's pretending that he's a woman is very smart.
00:06:17.000 Like, in this day and age, we almost need someone that's a public figure to do something like that to show everyone how ridiculous it is.
00:06:25.000 That some psychopath can just pretend that they're a woman and knock women over on the court.
00:06:30.000 I got to take this out.
00:06:31.000 Norman's a fucking woman, dude.
00:06:33.000 There's.
00:06:34.000 What?
00:06:35.000 My belly.
00:06:36.000 There's some country where there is.
00:06:38.000 Oh, it's France.
00:06:39.000 Where there's a transgender woman on the team just dominates.
00:06:42.000 I bet.
00:06:43.000 It's a giant dude.
00:06:44.000 A giant dude just dominating these chicks.
00:06:47.000 And that ticket sales are up.
00:06:49.000 I thought they're not.
00:06:50.000 I'll go watch that.
00:06:51.000 No one's talked about WNB more than this last two weeks.
00:06:54.000 What's that?
00:06:54.000 No one's talked about this league more than the last two weeks.
00:06:56.000 WNBA found it.
00:06:57.000 That's true.
00:06:57.000 Because nobody cared about the league at all forever.
00:07:00.000 This is the guy.
00:07:01.000 Yo.
00:07:02.000 Whoa.
00:07:02.000 Like, that's fucking preposterous.
00:07:05.000 Just literally preposterous.
00:07:06.000 She's on the B League?
00:07:09.000 I don't know.
00:07:09.000 I don't think she's in the pros.
00:07:11.000 No, she plays for France.
00:07:12.000 France.
00:07:13.000 French national.
00:07:14.000 Under.
00:07:16.000 Wouldn't turn down an offer to play in the NBA or WNBA.
00:07:18.000 That's hilarious.
00:07:20.000 Why would you want to go where the money sucks?
00:07:22.000 Go for 75 grand a year.
00:07:23.000 That's a weird thing.
00:07:24.000 I think Clark's making it really hard.
00:07:25.000 He got a horrible paycheck.
00:07:26.000 He actually got it upped.
00:07:27.000 Who's the biggest baller in the WNBA?
00:07:30.000 Like, who makes the most?
00:07:31.000 I don't know who makes the most, but Clark's got those cars.
00:07:34.000 Asia Wilson.
00:07:36.000 She's the best player.
00:07:37.000 Asia Wilson's the best player?
00:07:39.000 And the girl with the glasses, with the poofy hair, she's very good.
00:07:42.000 Boston?
00:07:43.000 I don't know.
00:07:44.000 If you said her name, I know.
00:07:45.000 She's really good.
00:07:47.000 What is like, Top player.
00:07:48.000 I'm sure their salaries suck, but yeah, it's all endorsements.
00:07:50.000 It's endorsements.
00:07:51.000 Yeah.
00:07:51.000 So Kalen Clark is probably the highest paid.
00:07:54.000 So the more controversy there is, the more people do come to see them.
00:07:58.000 Do you think they allow them to foul more now?
00:08:01.000 Yeah, they went with that's what I was about to say.
00:08:03.000 Roller derby.
00:08:03.000 Nobody watched the league forever.
00:08:04.000 It hemorrhaged money forever.
00:08:05.000 And then they had their first profitable year last year.
00:08:09.000 Racial division.
00:08:10.000 They go, ooh, there's money here.
00:08:11.000 And now we got the transgender thing.
00:08:14.000 Well, the transgender thing's not real yet.
00:08:16.000 There's not a real transgender person in the WNBA, but there's definitely some fucking roller derby shit going down.
00:08:21.000 They're throwing those bitches on their heads.
00:08:23.000 I like it.
00:08:24.000 I like it.
00:08:24.000 It's 80s basketball.
00:08:25.000 It's Larry Berger knocking down and punching somebody.
00:08:27.000 It's all Bill Ambeers.
00:08:29.000 A whole league of Bill Ambeers.
00:08:30.000 Bring that back.
00:08:31.000 Steven A. Smith had a real good point when he was talking about the comparison between Michael Jordan, you know, like the athletes of today versus.
00:08:38.000 And one of the things that he was talking about was the physicalness of the game.
00:08:41.000 Oh, the hands off on the stars sucks.
00:08:43.000 They would.
00:08:44.000 And he watched some highlights, like showing what it was like.
00:08:47.000 Like, Jesus, they threw down.
00:08:49.000 I like how they took it all.
00:08:50.000 When they retired Bill Lambert's number, they instructed the ushers to cheap shot everyone as they're showing their seats out of respect.
00:08:57.000 That's awesome.
00:08:59.000 Yeah, those guys fought.
00:09:00.000 Yeah.
00:09:01.000 It got ridiculous.
00:09:02.000 And now the WNBA is doing the same thing.
00:09:04.000 The best was Oakley, that would like break up a fight.
00:09:07.000 And at the foul line, he was just like, hey, they won't let us meet me outside, though.
00:09:10.000 Afterwards, let's meet you outside and let's actually do it.
00:09:11.000 The crazy thing about the WNBA imagine if the NBA had the same sexual dynamic.
00:09:18.000 Imagine if most of the team was a bunch of gay dudes who were very aggressive and black.
00:09:27.000 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:09:30.000 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:09:32.000 Imagine if you reversed.
00:09:33.000 That the WNBA was just a bunch of straight people playing basketball, no controversy.
00:09:40.000 No, sex isn't even a thought in the NBA.
00:09:43.000 No one thinks about gay players in the NBA.
00:09:45.000 In the WNBA, there's a ton of like out, it's mostly gay, it's all mostly gay, yeah, mostly big black gay ladies and uh, a few scared looking Sophie Cumminghams that have to point fingers at people.
00:09:59.000 The very least, you're surrounded, yeah, by people who think you're you know, like perhaps sexually attractive and the heteros that come in.
00:10:08.000 The rest of them go like, I'm going to turn you.
00:10:11.000 They try to turn their head around?
00:10:12.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:13.000 Wow.
00:10:13.000 They're like, Conquest, for sure.
00:10:14.000 They've made it into a reality show.
00:10:15.000 It's become like real housewives.
00:10:17.000 They're all just fighting now.
00:10:18.000 Right.
00:10:18.000 That's the only reason you watch.
00:10:20.000 But it is an interesting sexual dynamic.
00:10:22.000 Of course.
00:10:22.000 Because imagine if it was like that in the NBA.
00:10:25.000 But this happened with the women, bro.
00:10:26.000 Giant homos.
00:10:27.000 Just big, giant, seven foot tall gay guys.
00:10:31.000 All right, break it up.
00:10:32.000 Just break it up.
00:10:32.000 I said, break it up.
00:10:34.000 Wild.
00:10:35.000 Partying, going everywhere and fucking wearing leather and shit.
00:10:39.000 Oh, they do that.
00:10:40.000 Are they dating each other?
00:10:41.000 Very gay.
00:10:42.000 The NBA?
00:10:44.000 NBA, yeah.
00:10:45.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:46.000 What's going on?
00:10:46.000 Crazy outfits.
00:10:47.000 Black stylish.
00:10:48.000 It's like a fashion show.
00:10:50.000 When they walk into the locker room, they all wear the craziest fucking outfits.
00:10:54.000 Really?
00:10:55.000 Derby hats.
00:10:56.000 Yeah.
00:10:56.000 Wait a minute.
00:10:57.000 What?
00:10:57.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:58.000 But that's okay.
00:10:59.000 This is just fashionable.
00:11:00.000 That's my culture.
00:11:03.000 That's my culture.
00:11:04.000 Oh, I love those shoes.
00:11:05.000 That's like a Muppet.
00:11:06.000 The shoes and the mask.
00:11:07.000 The mask shell shoes.
00:11:08.000 That's my culture.
00:11:09.000 You don't see Larry Bird wearing that.
00:11:10.000 What is.
00:11:11.000 Okay, what's going on?
00:11:11.000 Or Stockton's.
00:11:12.000 This is crazy.
00:11:13.000 He's not tall.
00:11:14.000 That guy's going to step on a stair wrong.
00:11:16.000 What is that, Clay?
00:11:17.000 Whoa.
00:11:18.000 What is that Clay sound?
00:11:19.000 Wait a minute.
00:11:19.000 They really dress like this?
00:11:20.000 Yes.
00:11:21.000 Every game?
00:11:22.000 Yeah, every game.
00:11:23.000 Is this a big thing?
00:11:24.000 Do they get sponsors for their clothing and stuff?
00:11:26.000 Like a setup to Matt Gala every day?
00:11:26.000 Yeah, probably.
00:11:29.000 So you see them walking through the hallways?
00:11:30.000 That's the deal?
00:11:31.000 Pull up Magic Johnson's son if you can.
00:11:33.000 Oh, jeez.
00:11:34.000 He's not a fan.
00:11:34.000 He's not a fan.
00:11:35.000 Talk about a wacky outfit.
00:11:36.000 Or Dwayne Wade.
00:11:37.000 Pull up to a hot start, fellas.
00:11:39.000 Well, just say, let's fucking go.
00:11:42.000 We're back.
00:11:43.000 Look at that.
00:11:44.000 I mean, he's like, this was not the kind of gay that I was talking about.
00:11:47.000 Look at Jaymon and the cat.
00:11:49.000 I stumbled upon an Instagram page called ComeCore.
00:11:53.000 What the fuck?
00:11:54.000 It's a family party.
00:11:56.000 Hardcore music for gay guys.
00:11:59.000 So it's gay guys in like little nipple leather straps and jock straps and motorcycle hats.
00:12:05.000 Yeah.
00:12:06.000 You know, bare chested, hairy.
00:12:07.000 And they're doing hardcore music and they're just talking about sucking dicks and getting cum.
00:12:14.000 Oh, boy.
00:12:15.000 So that's the kind of gay I was talking about.
00:12:16.000 This is just fashionable.
00:12:17.000 Yeah.
00:12:18.000 That would be the type of gay you would be if you were gay.
00:12:20.000 You'd be a shirt off gay.
00:12:22.000 I bet I'd get bored.
00:12:22.000 Yeah.
00:12:24.000 I'd get bored with it.
00:12:25.000 I'd probably settle down with some twink.
00:12:27.000 No way.
00:12:28.000 You have to fight.
00:12:29.000 You'd be.
00:12:30.000 You'd go out for cigarettes and come back a lot.
00:12:32.000 You'd be wrestling.
00:12:33.000 The thing about those gay guys that don't have kids, all they want to do is fuck.
00:12:39.000 Yeah.
00:12:39.000 They just fuck all the time.
00:12:41.000 You don't have any kids.
00:12:42.000 No one can get pregnant.
00:12:43.000 They just fuck all the time.
00:12:44.000 Sure.
00:12:45.000 I know a guy at the comedy store, good looking guy, and his boyfriend was like, Can you just.
00:12:49.000 He would cheat all the time.
00:12:50.000 And he's like, Can you just not give me AIDS?
00:12:52.000 Oh, wow.
00:12:53.000 And then our friend goes, I can't promise that.
00:12:57.000 So he goes, AIDS doesn't even scare anybody anymore.
00:12:59.000 What's worse?
00:13:00.000 AIDS are pregnant.
00:13:01.000 That's the question.
00:13:02.000 Well, a guy gets pregnant, you're like, well, you've been lied to.
00:13:05.000 You've been fucking a fake guy.
00:13:08.000 True.
00:13:08.000 Yeah.
00:13:09.000 But you got prep now.
00:13:10.000 Prep is big.
00:13:11.000 But the thing about trans men, they can't get pregnant anymore.
00:13:14.000 It's one of the side effects.
00:13:15.000 One of the side effects of taking all the testosterone, it makes them infertile.
00:13:19.000 Also, trans women, no period, which I think is an advantage.
00:13:23.000 All these other girls have to worry about being mean for a week.
00:13:26.000 Exactly.
00:13:27.000 And they fight.
00:13:28.000 There's no trans period.
00:13:30.000 Right, but it's.
00:13:32.000 That's an advantage.
00:13:32.000 Male.
00:13:33.000 That's a great advantage.
00:13:34.000 They don't do work.
00:13:35.000 That's a great advantage.
00:13:37.000 On top of that, you're dosing yourself up with estrogen.
00:13:40.000 So, like, are you doing it once a week?
00:13:43.000 Is there a spike in your estrogen?
00:13:44.000 That is a dip down?
00:13:47.000 Do you balance it out between masculine and feminine?
00:13:50.000 Jamie, depending on your injections.
00:13:52.000 I see the trash can.
00:13:53.000 It is what.
00:13:55.000 That means you've been thinking about this, and I apologize for leaving cans.
00:13:57.000 It's fine.
00:13:58.000 I leave cans every time I leave.
00:14:00.000 You're right.
00:14:01.000 I didn't even think about it until I noticed you put a trash can here.
00:14:03.000 Don't sweat it, big dog.
00:14:04.000 But they've painted themselves in a corner because if they don't let the guy in, it looks bad.
00:14:09.000 Right.
00:14:09.000 But if they do, he's going to dunk.
00:14:11.000 Well, the thing is can you define what a woman is?
00:14:13.000 And until you can't, if you can't define what a woman is, then you're an idiot.
00:14:18.000 And this is nonsense.
00:14:20.000 And that's what your ideology is.
00:14:22.000 Your ideology is so stupid, you can't define the difference between a male and a female.
00:14:27.000 And so you've decided that people identifying with something means it's a real thing.
00:14:31.000 And you have to say it because everybody else says it.
00:14:33.000 And they scare you and they'll cancel you and go after you.
00:14:36.000 So, everyone's agreed to nonsense.
00:14:38.000 So, this is where we painted ourselves into this dumbass fucking corner.
00:14:42.000 I think everybody kind of agrees.
00:14:44.000 It's like, even AOC was just talking about how woke 1.0 was crazy.
00:14:49.000 It was crazy.
00:14:51.000 All the different things that she was saying, all the defund the police talk that was going on, that everybody realized that's a ridiculous thing to say.
00:14:58.000 I think both sides on sports are like, eh, it's a stupid issue.
00:15:01.000 We shouldn't, no, we're not going to die on that.
00:15:03.000 But they were.
00:15:04.000 Democrats are like, we're taking that off the table.
00:15:06.000 What do you mean?
00:15:07.000 They're like, yeah, I think it's like 80% of Democrats don't.
00:15:10.000 Don't think trans women in sports, yeah.
00:15:12.000 So it's just the right dunking on the left because I like, yeah, but it was there's a thing where those people that are the most radical will come after you if you don't agree wholeheartedly with their nonsense.
00:15:23.000 So if you say anything like, you know, look, trans women aren't women, there are men who identify as women, which is fine, but there's a biological distinction that protects women in sports, and that's chromosomes.
00:15:34.000 We know XX chromosome, you're a woman, XY, you're a dude, do it that way, call yourself whatever the fuck you want.
00:15:40.000 But if you want to play in the WNBA, you have to have XX.
00:15:44.000 And if you want to be a fucking, well, look, that's the other thing.
00:15:47.000 No one gives a shit if a trans man wants to try and play in the NBA.
00:15:53.000 Here's something, bro.
00:15:54.000 No one's trying to stop that.
00:15:55.000 It was fun.
00:15:56.000 Wait till someone in the WNBA comes out as a man.
00:16:01.000 That's the rumor.
00:16:02.000 There is a rumor.
00:16:03.000 Solid one.
00:16:04.000 I'm not going to say who, but do they wipe their name off the record books?
00:16:08.000 Maybe that's why they're holding off.
00:16:09.000 They probably should.
00:16:10.000 They should.
00:16:11.000 Well, if you look at Bruce Jenner.
00:16:13.000 Yeah, he actually got those stats as a player.
00:16:16.000 Yeah, he was a player.
00:16:16.000 If you were like, I was a man the whole time, you'd be like, oh, yeah.
00:16:20.000 Caitlyn Jenner won the Olympics as Bruce.
00:16:23.000 But what happens if you go back to the Olympics in 1976?
00:16:26.000 Wipe it.
00:16:26.000 Who won the Olympics?
00:16:27.000 Wipe it.
00:16:28.000 Does it say Bruce?
00:16:29.000 Or does it say Caitlin?
00:16:30.000 Who's on the Wheaties?
00:16:31.000 I think Bruce won it.
00:16:32.000 Right.
00:16:33.000 But what does it say?
00:16:34.000 I don't know.
00:16:35.000 That's dead naming.
00:16:36.000 And that can get you killed.
00:16:38.000 I bet Bruce was like.
00:16:39.000 Dead naming can get you.
00:16:40.000 It used to get you banned from Twitter for life.
00:16:42.000 Yeah.
00:16:43.000 Wow.
00:16:44.000 That's not bad.
00:16:44.000 That's a good place to be, actually.
00:16:46.000 You should be on there.
00:16:47.000 Those people are probably doing great right now.
00:16:49.000 A lot better.
00:16:50.000 Psychologically.
00:16:51.000 They'll probably have added years onto their lives.
00:16:53.000 It's like banning you from heroin.
00:16:55.000 It's like, that's probably for the best.
00:16:59.000 Not even that, because heroin's fun, I bet.
00:17:01.000 I bet heroin's fun.
00:17:02.000 Twitter's never fun.
00:17:04.000 Twitter's never fun.
00:17:04.000 I was hoping with Masabata, he would just bury it.
00:17:07.000 Well, it's more fun.
00:17:08.000 It's more fun with him.
00:17:09.000 It's wilder.
00:17:10.000 It's wilder.
00:17:11.000 The whole feed is just full on Wild Wild West.
00:17:15.000 They figured out a thing.
00:17:16.000 Yeah.
00:17:17.000 They're doing something now where when people get paid, you can only get paid for original or accurate content.
00:17:25.000 Because there's people that were.
00:17:26.000 What they were doing is just saying, like, Shane Gillis murders six in a bar.
00:17:30.000 And then you make a story.
00:17:32.000 You make a story and you post it and everybody clicks on it.
00:17:32.000 Six, I heard five.
00:17:36.000 And you get money just from a Full on made up story, and there was a ton of those because these foreign companies would just make thousands of fucking fake accounts and then maybe millions and then make a bunch of fake stories.
00:17:49.000 So there's fake stories flooding your timeline, and you're like, What? and you look at it 600,000 views, this must be real, and then you click on it too.
00:17:58.000 So they're making money off it.
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00:19:29.000 Maybe we can stop giving a fuck about the news all the time.
00:19:31.000 It'd be nice.
00:19:32.000 It'd be nice that now I look at it.
00:19:33.000 I see any article, I go, I don't know if this is real.
00:19:35.000 It's probably fake.
00:19:36.000 I would have no way of knowing.
00:19:37.000 Let's just go outside.
00:19:39.000 Speaking of which, what are your people doing in Argentina?
00:19:41.000 Did your people light Argentina on fire and now they're trying to steal it?
00:19:44.000 That's what I heard.
00:19:45.000 What?
00:19:46.000 English?
00:19:47.000 Oh, those are your new people?
00:19:48.000 He's a red guy.
00:19:48.000 He's a red guy.
00:19:50.000 Dude, Las Malvinas and Argentinos.
00:19:51.000 I side with Argentina on that.
00:19:54.000 You got to pick a side.
00:19:55.000 I don't know who you are anymore.
00:19:57.000 So they started a fire.
00:19:58.000 I'm not going to be anti Semitic.
00:20:00.000 It's not even anti Semitic.
00:20:01.000 It's talking about policy.
00:20:09.000 We do love illegal campfires.
00:20:12.000 Yeah, they lit it on fire.
00:20:14.000 And now they're giving 100,000 hectares.
00:20:16.000 Well, some Israelis lit this part of Patagonia on fire.
00:20:20.000 And then they're giving 100,000.
00:20:22.000 Wait, is it Chilean Patagonia or Argentina?
00:20:24.000 Argentina.
00:20:25.000 Oh, that's.
00:20:26.000 I believe it's Patagonia.
00:20:27.000 I might be wrong.
00:20:28.000 But the point is, they lit a gigantic amount of forest on fire.
00:20:34.000 And now.
00:20:34.000 With the weather?
00:20:35.000 When I was there.
00:20:36.000 When I was there.
00:20:37.000 Mele is giving Israel that land.
00:20:40.000 What do you mean?
00:20:41.000 What?
00:20:41.000 Goof.
00:20:41.000 Find the story.
00:20:42.000 Find the story.
00:20:42.000 Give it a goof.
00:20:43.000 This is all the way down.
00:20:44.000 When I was there, I was lighting campfires, you know, and as you work your way down, at some point, they're like, no campfires in the National Park.
00:20:49.000 I was like, what?
00:20:50.000 And then you would just start lighting them.
00:20:51.000 And then they go, you know, this whole place burned like seven years ago to the ground because of campfires.
00:20:55.000 I was like, Nope.
00:20:57.000 Well, the thing about campfires, you're just giving any retard the ability to just light fires in the woods.
00:21:04.000 You know how crazy that is?
00:21:05.000 It's so.
00:21:06.000 Throw a bush in.
00:21:07.000 There should be way more forest fires.
00:21:08.000 Just put the bench in there.
00:21:10.000 When you really think about how stupid people are, there should be probably a lot more forest fires than there are.
00:21:14.000 Yeah.
00:21:15.000 What about Malibu?
00:21:16.000 Was that planned?
00:21:18.000 That was arson.
00:21:19.000 Yeah, the guy's in jail.
00:21:19.000 Really?
00:21:20.000 They caught him.
00:21:21.000 Arson Daly.
00:21:22.000 That's straight up arson.
00:21:24.000 He's a fucking psychopath.
00:21:25.000 Arson Daly.
00:21:26.000 He's in jail.
00:21:27.000 I don't know that.
00:21:28.000 Oh, yeah.
00:21:29.000 Arson Daly.
00:21:30.000 Inspired by Luigi.
00:21:30.000 He was in.
00:21:32.000 Really?
00:21:32.000 Johnny Arson.
00:21:33.000 To do something?
00:21:34.000 Yes.
00:21:34.000 He's inspired by Luigi to light the Palisades on fire.
00:21:36.000 Yeah, he was looking at all the rich houses, right?
00:21:38.000 And going, there's people.
00:21:39.000 There were a lot of people that were lighting things on fire.
00:21:42.000 While the chaos was happening, people were just out there lighting things on fire.
00:21:46.000 Huberman caught people on video.
00:21:48.000 Yeah, it caught some guys in Malibu on video lighting things on fire.
00:21:48.000 Really?
00:21:52.000 They had gasoline, they had fucking lighters, they had torches.
00:21:56.000 People were just running around lighting parts, contributing to it.
00:21:59.000 Oh, wow.
00:22:00.000 The question is is that orchestrated?
00:22:02.000 No, you've empowered a bunch of fucking mentally ill people to camp on your streets.
00:22:07.000 When things go sideways and they burn it all to the ground, that hurts them zero, and it's fun.
00:22:12.000 That's what I'm talking about with the parks.
00:22:14.000 Gotta go to the bus.
00:22:14.000 Yeah.
00:22:15.000 Gotta attack them.
00:22:17.000 We shot some frisbees.
00:22:18.000 Okay, no one has been publicly identified a proven to have starred the recent Patagonia fires in Argentina.
00:22:23.000 Investigators in Chubat have said at least one blaze appeared to be deliberately set, but the investigation has not established a named perpetrator.
00:22:31.000 Claims blaming.
00:22:32.000 I don't know what that word is.
00:22:34.000 Mapuche communities or Israeli visitors are unsubstantiated.
00:22:40.000 Chibut?
00:22:41.000 Chibuts.
00:22:42.000 Chief prosecutor said, rejected the Mapuche allegation.
00:22:48.000 And reporting saying prosecutors did not consider the claims against Israelis a credible lead.
00:22:54.000 Okay, but now here's the question Did they really just give that land to Israel?
00:23:01.000 Did they give 100 hectares or whatever it is?
00:23:04.000 That's fake?
00:23:06.000 They throw Israel in everything.
00:23:07.000 They really do.
00:23:08.000 Everything leads back to Israel.
00:23:09.000 Is it all fake?
00:23:10.000 I mean, it's everything I look up online says this story is fake.
00:23:15.000 So if it is fake, this is a perfect example of what we're talking about.
00:23:18.000 How to go to these wildlife stories.
00:23:19.000 It's a perfect example where they create these stories.
00:23:23.000 Yeah.
00:23:24.000 You know, there's probably something to this.
00:23:24.000 News.
00:23:27.000 What is that?
00:23:27.000 There's stuff on Twitter that says it.
00:23:29.000 Okay, what does it say on Twitter?
00:23:30.000 I mean, I don't know that it's accurate or what these accounts are.
00:23:33.000 Right.
00:23:34.000 What does it say, though?
00:23:35.000 From Shadow Intel X.
00:23:36.000 Yeah, so I don't know what it means.
00:23:38.000 Definitely true.
00:23:38.000 Definitely real.
00:23:39.000 Yeah, it's.
00:23:41.000 But let's, so, so here it is.
00:23:44.000 Look at this guy.
00:23:45.000 Is that a bot?
00:23:45.000 Dr. Sam Youssef, PhD, PhD, DPT.
00:23:49.000 760,000 followers.
00:23:50.000 It might be real.
00:23:53.000 What does it say?
00:23:54.000 Argentina exposes Israel takeover plan and the government is in on it.
00:23:58.000 Argentinian presidential spokesman just blew the lid on the secret.
00:24:01.000 What does it say, though?
00:24:02.000 I don't know.
00:24:03.000 Click on show more.
00:24:06.000 Protected rural conservative land can now be sold to foreign private entities once a fire passes through it.
00:24:11.000 See, this is the problem.
00:24:13.000 What I was reading in this story was someone lit it.
00:24:17.000 It can be sold once a fire has passed through it.
00:24:20.000 It's got emojis in it.
00:24:21.000 They lit it on fire.
00:24:22.000 It's legit.
00:24:23.000 Well, once you have emojis, it knows you care.
00:24:25.000 I like that Argentina copied our White House.
00:24:28.000 Press conference room though.
00:24:29.000 Yeah, that's pretty cool.
00:24:30.000 That's cool.
00:24:31.000 We were there.
00:24:31.000 That's pretty.
00:24:32.000 Yeah, we were in there doing press conferences.
00:24:32.000 Yeah, we were.
00:24:34.000 Me and Shane and O'Connor.
00:24:35.000 Yeah, it was good.
00:24:36.000 Yeah, it was pretty nice.
00:24:37.000 You guys were at the White House press conference?
00:24:39.000 Yeah, we didn't know we were going to go.
00:24:41.000 So we were just, we were walking around DC.
00:24:43.000 And then one of Shane's CIA friends was like, oh, yeah, they're like, do you want to come in?
00:24:46.000 Yeah.
00:24:46.000 They were like, POTUS is in here.
00:24:46.000 We were like, yeah.
00:24:48.000 He's in Tennessee at a fucking UFC event.
00:24:51.000 Yeah, so they were like, oh, he's in Florida.
00:24:52.000 No snipers are here.
00:24:53.000 So we're like, oh, sick.
00:24:54.000 POTUS.
00:24:54.000 They were like, POTUS is in Florida at UFC.
00:24:57.000 So that was the Miami UFC?
00:24:58.000 Oh, my God.
00:25:00.000 That's my president, y'all.
00:25:02.000 He's not working.
00:25:03.000 He's at UFC.
00:25:04.000 How wild was the UFC at the White House?
00:25:06.000 I was there.
00:25:06.000 That was wild.
00:25:07.000 That was insane, right?
00:25:08.000 That was like fun.
00:25:09.000 I'm so glad I talked to you into doing that.
00:25:11.000 Yeah, me too.
00:25:12.000 You were wrestling.
00:25:12.000 You had to go.
00:25:13.000 I'm like, this is only going to happen one time in real history.
00:25:15.000 I was like, I shouldn't fucking go.
00:25:18.000 You were wrestling with it.
00:25:19.000 There were motorcycles going over the floor.
00:25:21.000 That's what got me.
00:25:22.000 I was laying on my couch after I canceled.
00:25:24.000 I said yes and canceled like four times.
00:25:26.000 And then the last time I canceled was the day before.
00:25:29.000 And then I saw they were doing fucking dirt bikes on the front lawn, and I was like, I gotta see this.
00:25:34.000 Yeah.
00:25:35.000 I should see this.
00:25:36.000 We were at the cellar and he was like, What should I do?
00:25:38.000 I don't think I should.
00:25:39.000 I'm like, Yeah, don't go.
00:25:39.000 I don't want the heat.
00:25:40.000 And he goes, But I don't want to tell him, let me do what to do.
00:25:43.000 I'm like, No, no, don't go.
00:25:44.000 Yeah, no.
00:25:45.000 Everyone agreed with me.
00:25:46.000 No matter which side you were, you're like, Yeah, I see.
00:25:48.000 I was at the cellar and I was like, I don't feel like fucking dealing with it.
00:25:50.000 Also, War in Iran, this is a crazy time to be like, I support this.
00:25:57.000 Everyone had a great time but Nate.
00:25:59.000 Nate was.
00:26:00.000 Nate had a good time.
00:26:01.000 Well, not later.
00:26:03.000 Yeah, but he doesn't care.
00:26:04.000 He's not reading it.
00:26:05.000 That was a fake one, too.
00:26:06.000 It didn't affect his ticket sales at all.
00:26:09.000 All these people saying that they canceled, fuck off.
00:26:11.000 He sells out two fucking stadiums a night.
00:26:14.000 That was a fake one.
00:26:14.000 It was the same newspaper writing 10 articles.
00:26:17.000 Well, it's just they'll go after anybody who's even remotely connected to that White House.
00:26:17.000 Yeah.
00:26:22.000 Also, it's just fights.
00:26:24.000 It's just sports.
00:26:25.000 It's just fights.
00:26:25.000 It's not saying shit.
00:26:26.000 The fights were great.
00:26:27.000 I was so happy to see that Gage fight.
00:26:29.000 It was one of the coolest fights.
00:26:29.000 Gage is the best.
00:26:31.000 The perfect ending.
00:26:32.000 And he beat a guy who most people thought was the best pound for pound fighter in the world.
00:26:35.000 Really?
00:26:36.000 Yeah, Tapori is a monster.
00:26:37.000 Two division world champion.
00:26:39.000 Deport is one of the most skillful guys that's ever fought in MMA.
00:26:42.000 He's fucking good, man.
00:26:44.000 Oh, yeah.
00:26:45.000 But Gaetje pulled it off, pulled it off in front of the whole world, and then did a backflip off the fucking top of the cage with the White House behind him.
00:26:53.000 And landed in the middle of the cage.
00:26:53.000 Nice.
00:26:55.000 Yeah, I saw the dirt bikes.
00:26:56.000 I saw the practice flyovers.
00:26:58.000 I was like, I got to see these fucking flyovers.
00:26:59.000 Yeah, I just was.
00:27:00.000 It was so sick.
00:27:01.000 When we were talking, I'm like, this is never going to happen again in human history.
00:27:05.000 Well, apparently Teddy Roosevelt had fights on the lawn.
00:27:07.000 Really?
00:27:08.000 Back in the day, yeah.
00:27:09.000 No, he fought with his wife.
00:27:10.000 Well, unless you got a time machine, bitch, you're never going to see it again.
00:27:13.000 It's funny seeing people that weigh in.
00:27:14.000 They're like, it's cage fighting.
00:27:16.000 And it's like, it's human cockfighting.
00:27:17.000 I'm like, bro, it's a new sport.
00:27:20.000 Yeah.
00:27:20.000 You're like, these left lean people are just discovering.
00:27:23.000 Joe Biden did some wild things in the White House launches.
00:27:25.000 What do you do?
00:27:25.000 They have Easter egg hunts.
00:27:26.000 They had fun.
00:27:27.000 Well, you remember they had the trannies with their titties out?
00:27:29.000 Something like that.
00:27:30.000 It's also fun.
00:27:32.000 They had a bunch of translators with their tits out.
00:27:35.000 Really?
00:27:35.000 Yeah, what's really funny, they took pictures for Instagram with their tits out in front of the White House.
00:27:40.000 And then people are saying that the cage fight is desecrating the lawn.
00:27:44.000 Like, come on, guys.
00:27:45.000 Dude, if you have a lawn that day.
00:27:46.000 Both things are ridiculous.
00:27:48.000 But at least one thing is cool to look at.
00:27:48.000 You should have both.
00:27:51.000 One thing is fun.
00:27:52.000 And the other one was the UFC.
00:27:53.000 It was both of you playing.
00:27:54.000 I was trying.
00:27:55.000 It was sad.
00:27:57.000 I was trying.
00:27:58.000 He sat up the dunk.
00:27:59.000 Those all seemed like a fun time.
00:28:01.000 Yeah, the fights were fun with that launch.
00:28:02.000 Fighter jets ruled.
00:28:03.000 The fights ruled.
00:28:04.000 The fighter jets were so close to each other.
00:28:07.000 That's what freaked me out.
00:28:08.000 I was like, if one of these.
00:28:09.000 Did you hear about the terrorist attack?
00:28:12.000 That was crazy.
00:28:12.000 Oh, yeah.
00:28:12.000 Yeah.
00:28:13.000 I did Bennington's podcast the next day, and he told me about it.
00:28:16.000 And I was like, oh.
00:28:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:28:18.000 Yeah, it was elaborate.
00:28:19.000 It sucked.
00:28:19.000 They had a guy pushing people towards one way, and then another people would.
00:28:27.000 I don't think that crowd would have gone the direction whoever would want them to.
00:28:32.000 That crowd would have been sprinting directly at whoever was shooting.
00:28:36.000 That strange, crazy group of people.
00:28:37.000 They would have stomped that dude to death.
00:28:39.000 My section that I was sitting in was like 10 Medal of Honor winners.
00:28:44.000 Oh, God.
00:28:45.000 They were like, please let there be a sniper, dude.
00:28:45.000 I'm waiting for this.
00:28:49.000 UFC fighters and soldiers.
00:28:50.000 Would you see there were snipers all over the roof?
00:28:52.000 Did you notice that?
00:28:53.000 Yeah, there were snipers all over the rooftop.
00:28:53.000 Yeah.
00:28:55.000 There were guys everywhere.
00:28:57.000 It was so heavily protected.
00:28:58.000 It was crazy.
00:28:59.000 Because I was like, I don't want to do this.
00:29:01.000 I was really like, I don't want to be a part of this.
00:29:03.000 This is going to be too much of a zoo.
00:29:04.000 Too crazy.
00:29:05.000 I don't like it for the fighters.
00:29:06.000 You have to fight outside.
00:29:07.000 What if it rains?
00:29:08.000 What if it's too hot?
00:29:09.000 What if it's this?
00:29:10.000 What if it's that?
00:29:11.000 Yeah, fight outside.
00:29:12.000 So part of me was like, but then I was like, shut up.
00:29:15.000 You sent me that video when you were like practicing.
00:29:18.000 Like when you guys were doing like a walk the day before.
00:29:18.000 Yeah.
00:29:20.000 You sent me.
00:29:21.000 He was like, come on, bitch, don't be a pussy.
00:29:23.000 And I was like, Fuck, he's right on being a fucking pussy.
00:29:26.000 It's just, it's never going to happen again.
00:29:26.000 Fuck.
00:29:28.000 It was so insane.
00:29:29.000 Me and DC and John Annick were just looking at each other going, What the fuck is that?
00:29:33.000 What a backdrop.
00:29:34.000 This is insane.
00:29:35.000 We're on the lawn of the White House.
00:29:37.000 But TMZ tried to get you.
00:29:39.000 I was fucking 20 views deep.
00:29:39.000 They got it.
00:29:41.000 What'd you think about saying Michelle Obama's man?
00:29:44.000 I was like, I didn't fucking like it.
00:29:46.000 And then I was like, But he was funny.
00:29:48.000 All right.
00:29:49.000 The funny thing is, Joe Rogan didn't say anything when he said that.
00:29:54.000 I'm like, The guy just beat the fuck out of Derek.
00:29:55.000 Lewis, what am I gonna do?
00:30:00.000 Hey, don't do that.
00:30:01.000 And he throws me.
00:30:02.000 The problem with it was on paper, hilarious.
00:30:05.000 Hilarious to win a fight on the White House lawn and then call a former first lady a man.
00:30:11.000 If you wrote that down, I'd be like, that's funny.
00:30:12.000 But the thing is, he says Michelle Obama's a man every time I interview him.
00:30:16.000 Really?
00:30:17.000 He said it the last time I interviewed him, too.
00:30:17.000 Yes.
00:30:19.000 When I'm sitting there, when I'm sitting in that crowd going, this is probably a bad look, this is a weird group of people, and then the guy wins and goes, Michelle Obama's a man.
00:30:28.000 I was in the crowd just like, You fucking ruined it.
00:30:31.000 You ruined it.
00:30:31.000 You're doing exactly what they said we did.
00:30:34.000 Nah, he did a smart thing.
00:30:35.000 I mean, it's very rude.
00:30:37.000 It's a smart thing.
00:30:38.000 It's very rude, but it's a smart thing because we're all still talking about it.
00:30:42.000 Otherwise, it's just another fight of the night.
00:30:43.000 We're talking about the Holocaust, too.
00:30:46.000 Diego Lopez was a man.
00:30:47.000 Diego Lopez knocked out Steve Garcia.
00:30:50.000 No one's talking about Diego Lopez and Steve Garcia in the regular news.
00:30:54.000 They're talking about this guy all day long.
00:30:56.000 The next time he shows up at a UFC event, the crowd is going to go fucking bananas.
00:31:01.000 And if he wins, He's a superstar and he probably doubled his income by saying Michelle Obama's a man.
00:31:08.000 Yeah, but.
00:31:09.000 That's what this WNBA guy is.
00:31:10.000 He's a fucking pro wrestling heel.
00:31:12.000 Of course.
00:31:13.000 I know, it just validates everything that he is.
00:31:15.000 I literally.
00:31:16.000 As soon as he said that, I was like, yeah.
00:31:19.000 All right, Michelle Obama's a man.
00:31:20.000 They need to come on board.
00:31:22.000 They still can't define a woman.
00:31:23.000 They all need to come on board.
00:31:25.000 Everyone's ridiculous.
00:31:26.000 The last time I went to one of these fights was so much lamer with Rogan.
00:31:29.000 We went to a fight on the lawn of.
00:31:31.000 Do you remember this?
00:31:32.000 Fucking oh, the Playboy Mansion, it was so bad.
00:31:32.000 Which one?
00:31:35.000 People didn't know what they were doing.
00:31:37.000 Wait, what?
00:31:37.000 That was this old fucking mansion.
00:31:39.000 I think that was wilding out.
00:31:41.000 Was it Strike Force?
00:31:42.000 It was below that.
00:31:43.000 I think it was even worse.
00:31:44.000 I don't remember the company.
00:31:46.000 Was it the Playboy Mansion for a fight?
00:31:47.000 Yeah, yeah, wow.
00:31:48.000 I'm pretty sure it was Strike Force.
00:31:50.000 This old magazine mogul limps out in front of us, like five fights in, and sits down with these hookers.
00:31:56.000 You know what's weird is.
00:31:58.000 No.
00:31:59.000 No, no.
00:31:59.000 I guess he wouldn't be left there.
00:32:00.000 Playboy.
00:32:01.000 What's weird is how dated the place was.
00:32:05.000 It was Strike Force.
00:32:05.000 What was it?
00:32:07.000 It was Strike Force.
00:32:08.000 What was weird was how dated the mansion is.
00:32:10.000 It's like there's an old button phone on the grotto.
00:32:14.000 Yeah.
00:32:15.000 It was old as shit.
00:32:16.000 Not just old.
00:32:17.000 It's like everything's just sad.
00:32:19.000 John Lovelace is still there.
00:32:20.000 Everything's still there.
00:32:21.000 Cosby was just all day.
00:32:23.000 Everything is like, you know, obviously it's all gone now.
00:32:26.000 Did somebody buy it?
00:32:28.000 Imagine if we bought the mansion and started doing podcasts out of the mansion.
00:32:31.000 Wait, are we there?
00:32:32.000 Look at that picture.
00:32:32.000 Go back up.
00:32:33.000 I think we're right near him, behind him.
00:32:35.000 Perhaps.
00:32:36.000 There you are, right on the right.
00:32:40.000 What a weird.
00:32:41.000 Imagine he died at the right time.
00:32:44.000 Better than.
00:32:44.000 That guy died at the right time.
00:32:45.000 Half?
00:32:46.000 Because if he was alive today, oh my God, they'd come for him.
00:32:49.000 Imagine what the Me Too would have been like for half.
00:32:51.000 That's a documentary about him.
00:32:52.000 It's pretty rough.
00:32:53.000 Yeah.
00:32:54.000 I heard a good bit about it.
00:32:55.000 Is the mansion for sale?
00:32:57.000 Find out if the Playboy mansion is for sale.
00:32:59.000 I think his son took, well, at least the business.
00:33:00.000 His son took over the business.
00:33:02.000 But they still have the mansion?
00:33:04.000 Is the magazine even going?
00:33:06.000 Why would?
00:33:07.000 It's like if you go to some movie star's fucking house, and they were a movie star in like the 80s.
00:33:11.000 You go to their house, and they're in Malibu, and you show up, and their hair's all fucked up, and they're kind of drunk.
00:33:16.000 Okay, come on inside.
00:33:16.000 Right.
00:33:17.000 What's wrong with that?
00:33:18.000 Linoleum floor with like holes in it and shit.
00:33:21.000 You're like, what's wrong with that?
00:33:22.000 I bet Seagal's house is hilarious.
00:33:23.000 Me and Dormer were like, we went to fucking Elvis's house.
00:33:26.000 Oh, that was hilarious.
00:33:27.000 It was cutting edge.
00:33:27.000 It was like, Four TVs.
00:33:28.000 You can watch every channel.
00:33:29.000 100 million.
00:33:31.000 I think we're out.
00:33:31.000 Fuck you.
00:33:32.000 That's a little high.
00:33:34.000 Original listing price was 200 million.
00:33:37.000 Do you get the whores?
00:33:37.000 God.
00:33:40.000 It's a lot of lamb.
00:33:41.000 The guy who makes cupcakes bought it?
00:33:44.000 Hostess?
00:33:45.000 Hostess guy?
00:33:46.000 I bet he's just running around licking the floor.
00:33:49.000 Yeah.
00:33:54.000 Oh, God.
00:33:56.000 Get all that cream and snail trail off the floor.
00:34:01.000 This is the God.
00:34:04.000 But that area where he's at, that amount of land might be worth $100 million.
00:34:10.000 Sure.
00:34:10.000 Because that's like Brentwood, right?
00:34:12.000 And it's a big truck.
00:34:13.000 Can you take us in shuttles up there?
00:34:15.000 Yeah, you remember when he had a big aviary and there was all these birds in there and shit?
00:34:20.000 Do you remember that?
00:34:21.000 I don't remember that one.
00:34:22.000 We were walking around.
00:34:24.000 We were pretty hot.
00:34:24.000 Hi.
00:34:25.000 We were hot as fuck.
00:34:26.000 We took some edibles.
00:34:27.000 Only you were in the Playboy Mansion.
00:34:29.000 You were like, let's see these cranes.
00:34:31.000 They had cool birds, man.
00:34:32.000 There were cool birds.
00:34:33.000 Five acres.
00:34:34.000 Five acres.
00:34:34.000 Five acres.
00:34:35.000 In that area is worth a lot of money.
00:34:39.000 12 bedrooms, 21 bathrooms.
00:34:41.000 Was there a party in the mansion after the fights?
00:34:43.000 I don't remember.
00:34:44.000 We weren't.
00:34:44.000 We got out of here.
00:34:46.000 We were nobodies back then.
00:34:47.000 We got a shuttle.
00:34:49.000 No, we didn't see any tits.
00:34:50.000 No, we just saw the fights.
00:34:51.000 We just went to watch the fights.
00:34:53.000 It was like eating edibles and watched the fights.
00:34:55.000 Joe Rogan was like, he was once on a show news radio.
00:34:58.000 Yeah.
00:35:00.000 I don't think that was the Fear Factor days.
00:35:03.000 No, maybe early.
00:35:04.000 I think it was like year one or two of Fear Factor.
00:35:06.000 It was early on, man.
00:35:07.000 It was early.
00:35:07.000 Because this was before Ultimate Fighter.
00:35:10.000 Also, by the way, my bad on that.
00:35:12.000 What?
00:35:13.000 She'd be like, Did you stay and look at tits?
00:35:14.000 You're like, No, we left right away.
00:35:15.000 Yeah, my bad, fellas.
00:35:17.000 No, we didn't.
00:35:18.000 Bitch ass girlfriend question?
00:35:20.000 No, we actually got out of there.
00:35:21.000 There was no tits to see.
00:35:23.000 It was really like they rented the place out.
00:35:25.000 They never stayed for the end of the parties.
00:35:27.000 I know.
00:35:29.000 I agree.
00:35:30.000 It's like they rented the place out as a location where you could fucking have your conference there.
00:35:36.000 That's what it felt like.
00:35:37.000 They sold it off, the name, little by little.
00:35:39.000 It was very professional.
00:35:42.000 All good.
00:35:43.000 Above board.
00:35:45.000 We can move on.
00:35:46.000 No grotto, nothing.
00:35:47.000 I mean, I'd have to look around.
00:35:49.000 I don't know if there was one.
00:35:50.000 Those are the days where we used to have to go to Inglewood to get our weed.
00:35:53.000 We used to have to go to get it medical because it wasn't legal unless you had a medical license.
00:36:00.000 So you'd have to go to Inglewood.
00:36:01.000 And the place that I went to, I had to stop going there because the guy got shot.
00:36:05.000 He got robbed.
00:36:06.000 Because they only could get cash.
00:36:08.000 They could deposit your money because they were like, that's drug money.
00:36:11.000 They shot the doctor?
00:36:13.000 They shot a dude working there.
00:36:14.000 A dude I knew.
00:36:15.000 I was like, all right, that's it.
00:36:16.000 When it was for sale, he was still alive and you had to allow him to stay.
00:36:21.000 Oh, really?
00:36:21.000 That's hilarious.
00:36:24.000 You have to live with an old man?
00:36:25.000 However, the sale comes with one catch.
00:36:27.000 Anyone who wants to live like Hugh Hefner will have to live with him.
00:36:31.000 Whoa.
00:36:33.000 That's crazy.
00:36:34.000 Absolutely.
00:36:34.000 The sale is predicated the new owner allowing the 89 year old Playboy publisher and we assume his various playmates to stay in the house.
00:36:41.000 So you could buy the house, but he gets to stay in it.
00:36:45.000 What a buddy cop show that would be.
00:36:47.000 Hanging out.
00:36:48.000 What a weird place you are.
00:36:51.000 What a weird place you are in your life.
00:36:53.000 Where you're like, I don't have much time left.
00:36:55.000 I'm going to die in this house, but I don't have any money.
00:36:58.000 That's not sad.
00:36:58.000 Oh.
00:36:59.000 I have this big ass house, but if I sell the house, then I got to move.
00:37:02.000 Maybe I can try to sell the house and stay in it, and they know I'm going to die in it.
00:37:07.000 And then they take it.
00:37:08.000 It's a tough deal.
00:37:09.000 You got to watch a guy die, the horniest guy of all time, die while you have a 21 bedroom house.
00:37:15.000 You just send dirty horse to go fuck him to death.
00:37:18.000 Did he have the pump?
00:37:20.000 I know Larry Flint had the dick pump.
00:37:22.000 Larry Flint got shot.
00:37:24.000 He got paralyzed.
00:37:24.000 He got shot.
00:37:25.000 Yeah.
00:37:26.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
00:37:27.000 Yeah, he got shot.
00:37:28.000 Damn.
00:37:28.000 Yeah, that's why he's in the wheelchair.
00:37:30.000 Come shot.
00:37:31.000 Hey.
00:37:32.000 Nice.
00:37:33.000 Is he still alive?
00:37:35.000 I think he's still alive.
00:37:37.000 Yeah.
00:37:37.000 He's got to be dead.
00:37:38.000 He's got to be dead.
00:37:39.000 Got to be an awesome guest.
00:37:41.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:43.000 He passed away in 2021.
00:37:45.000 Shit.
00:37:45.000 He's still rolling.
00:37:46.000 Cornelia.
00:37:48.000 We're having a pun time.
00:37:51.000 That was okay.
00:37:53.000 Yeah, we missed the boat on that guy, too.
00:37:54.000 Fuck.
00:37:55.000 Yeah, that would have been a good one.
00:37:56.000 That would have been a good one.
00:37:57.000 It was a good movie, too.
00:37:58.000 It was.
00:37:58.000 Yeah, it was.
00:37:59.000 Courtney Love is a good guy.
00:38:00.000 Yeah.
00:38:00.000 Very good.
00:38:01.000 Norm was in that.
00:38:02.000 Really?
00:38:02.000 Yeah.
00:38:04.000 Look at that fat hunk of beast.
00:38:07.000 What do you, how do you get shot?
00:38:08.000 With a gun.
00:38:09.000 Yeah.
00:38:10.000 I remember this.
00:38:11.000 He was like a big proponent of like free speech.
00:38:13.000 He has a big free speech gun.
00:38:15.000 What was the, I don't remember what the assassination attempt was about.
00:38:15.000 Yeah.
00:38:20.000 See if you can find it.
00:38:21.000 Crazy about that magazine.
00:38:22.000 They had racist jokes galore.
00:38:24.000 Oh, so racist.
00:38:26.000 It was crazy.
00:38:27.000 It was a highlight.
00:38:28.000 Well, they weren't just racist.
00:38:29.000 They were like, The sex, it was like very harsh.
00:38:32.000 Yeah, it was like, yeah, way worse than Playboy.
00:38:35.000 Oh, yeah, way better than Playboy.
00:38:37.000 Aggressively bad.
00:38:40.000 So, what was the shooting about?
00:38:43.000 Yeah.
00:38:45.000 Go to, get off of images and go to all.
00:38:48.000 Sometimes you can just find it that way.
00:38:50.000 White supremacist.
00:38:52.000 Oh, white supremacist murderer who shot Larry Flint is executed.
00:38:55.000 They killed him in 2013.
00:38:57.000 What?
00:38:58.000 Why would he shoot him?
00:38:59.000 The racist jokes were all.
00:39:00.000 He's got a lot of problems.
00:39:01.000 He's a white supremacist.
00:39:02.000 He's racist.
00:39:03.000 Have you put black chicks in the movie?
00:39:05.000 In the magazine.
00:39:05.000 Oh, that'll do it.
00:39:07.000 That'll do it.
00:39:08.000 So, what was.
00:39:09.000 So, uh, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b This nicotine is a bad idea.
00:39:37.000 Terrible, right?
00:39:38.000 I'm like uncomfortable.
00:39:40.000 That's me last night at 2 in the morning.
00:39:42.000 This sucks.
00:39:42.000 I can't relax.
00:39:44.000 It's so strong.
00:39:45.000 You're going to run it out.
00:39:46.000 Maybe the booze will help, but I'm flying and I can't.
00:39:49.000 I got like beautiful mind numbers over my head here.
00:39:52.000 Hey, dude, you got rid of your shitty watch.
00:39:54.000 Hey, I got the Omega.
00:39:54.000 What happened?
00:39:56.000 No.
00:39:56.000 Look at that, fatty.
00:39:57.000 It was free.
00:39:59.000 Thank God you got rid of that dumbass fucking.
00:40:02.000 It finally broke.
00:40:02.000 It died.
00:40:03.000 Oh, really?
00:40:04.000 I was going to kill it when you weren't looking.
00:40:05.000 You didn't throw it out, did you?
00:40:06.000 No, I got it.
00:40:07.000 I know you kept it.
00:40:08.000 It's in a coffin at home.
00:40:10.000 I know you kept it.
00:40:11.000 I love that watch.
00:40:11.000 I kept it.
00:40:12.000 It's a little Timex 10.
00:40:13.000 I think it did not even.
00:40:15.000 I would have been actually sad if you threw it out.
00:40:16.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:17.000 You got to put it on the camera.
00:40:18.000 Where'd you get that watch?
00:40:19.000 I did a.
00:40:20.000 I did some show in Cleveland.
00:40:22.000 There's a guy named Teddy, and he has a watch show.
00:40:24.000 And if you do the show, you get a watch.
00:40:26.000 That's better than the fucking Baltasar.
00:40:28.000 Yeah, huh?
00:40:28.000 Teddy Baltasar?
00:40:29.000 Yeah, maybe.
00:40:30.000 Yeah, the guy on YouTube?
00:40:31.000 Yeah, Bert did it.
00:40:33.000 Tom did it.
00:40:34.000 Yeah, he's really good.
00:40:36.000 He's good.
00:40:37.000 Any watch you want.
00:40:38.000 So I went with Omega.
00:40:39.000 That's cool.
00:40:40.000 Nice.
00:40:41.000 Beautiful watch.
00:40:41.000 Can I get this wet or no?
00:40:43.000 All right.
00:40:43.000 Oh, yeah, 100%.
00:40:44.000 No doubt about it.
00:40:44.000 Yeah, definitely.
00:40:46.000 Okay.
00:40:46.000 Which model is that?
00:40:47.000 Is that a Chronograph?
00:40:48.000 Speedmaster.
00:40:50.000 I just got this one for my birthday.
00:40:50.000 That's what I have.
00:40:52.000 Hey, look at that.
00:40:53.000 Can you give me a beer?
00:40:54.000 My wife got me this one.
00:40:55.000 I love RSP already.
00:40:55.000 RSP already.
00:40:57.000 Joe, Joe, Joe.
00:40:57.000 It's a great.
00:40:59.000 That's quick.
00:41:00.000 Yeah, Omegas are my favorite.
00:41:02.000 That's a fun watch.
00:41:03.000 It's the best thing I own, this watch.
00:41:05.000 Omegas and I like Seikos.
00:41:07.000 I really like Grass, Seikos, and Seikos.
00:41:09.000 Japanese, right?
00:41:10.000 They never fuck up.
00:41:12.000 They last forever.
00:41:13.000 You can fucking run them through the mud.
00:41:15.000 They got the quartz.
00:41:16.000 They never mess up.
00:41:17.000 No, no, they're all automatic.
00:41:20.000 American serial killer and white supremacist who murdered 16 people between 78 and 1980.
00:41:26.000 Either admitted to or was convicted of shooting 22 people across 10 U.S. states.
00:41:30.000 Whoa.
00:41:31.000 Which he drifted between while likely supporting himself with money from bank robberies.
00:41:36.000 Whoa.
00:41:37.000 That's got to be a movie by that guy.
00:41:39.000 Whoa.
00:41:39.000 What a wild motherfucker.
00:41:41.000 He's shooting interracial couples.
00:41:43.000 Imagine being trapped in a motel with that guy.
00:41:47.000 Yikes.
00:41:48.000 Hey, what's up, man?
00:41:49.000 I'll tell you what's up.
00:41:50.000 Just you and him in a room.
00:41:51.000 Shit.
00:41:51.000 You're waiting on somebody to come pick you up.
00:41:54.000 So, how do you know, Charles?
00:41:56.000 I don't.
00:41:58.000 I don't.
00:41:58.000 Help.
00:41:59.000 Help.
00:42:00.000 Yeah, the nudie magazine industry is all over.
00:42:03.000 Yeah, it's over.
00:42:04.000 We got OnlyFans, free porn.
00:42:05.000 Well, you know what?
00:42:06.000 When you hear something funny, when I was a kid, they weren't allowed to show erections.
00:42:10.000 That's a good rule.
00:42:11.000 I like that.
00:42:12.000 That's for the fellas.
00:42:13.000 Yeah.
00:42:14.000 That's for the fellas.
00:42:15.000 I don't know what they thought because you could see full pussy.
00:42:18.000 Like a girl could spread her pussy lips.
00:42:20.000 Like that was the thing about Hustler versus Penthouse.
00:42:23.000 Penthouse, or Playboy rather.
00:42:25.000 Playboy was classy.
00:42:26.000 Playboys, the ladies, you'd see the bush, but that's it.
00:42:26.000 Yeah.
00:42:31.000 You didn't look deep into the mouth of the dragon.
00:42:33.000 Yeah.
00:42:33.000 But in Hustler, they were spreading that motherfucker open.
00:42:37.000 And they would spray it down with water, get it all glistening.
00:42:40.000 And you'd see the bottom of her dirty toes.
00:42:42.000 Like, that was Hustler.
00:42:44.000 Looks like a predator mouth.
00:42:45.000 Yeah.
00:42:46.000 They open wide.
00:42:47.000 But you couldn't see cock.
00:42:49.000 And if you did see cock, it had to be limp.
00:42:51.000 Really?
00:42:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:42:52.000 So, when I was a kid, we used to find magazines in the woods.
00:42:55.000 And the first magazine that we ever found was Guys and Girls.
00:42:58.000 I remember it was a guy who was supposedly a male prostitute that had sex with a really hot, rich lady.
00:43:05.000 And so he shows up at her house, like there's all these different photos.
00:43:08.000 He shows up at her house.
00:43:09.000 Next thing you know, she's on the bathroom sink and he's eating her box and the whole thing.
00:43:13.000 And then when there are sex scenes, his dick looks like a drowning victim they pulled out of a lake.
00:43:21.000 His dick is just like, and I'm like, this guy's right there.
00:43:24.000 He's right there.
00:43:26.000 Why aren't you horrid?
00:43:27.000 This is crazy.
00:43:28.000 It was almost like to keep people from getting too crazy about porn.
00:43:32.000 Because you have to think like, incremental steps.
00:43:34.000 Porn wasn't available unless you went to a place, you used to have to go to a movie theater.
00:43:40.000 And sit down and pay money.
00:43:41.000 Sit down with a fucking raincoat on with a bunch of other freaks.
00:43:44.000 Sit next to Pee Wee Herman.
00:43:46.000 You're all getting arrested.
00:43:47.000 And Fred Williams.
00:43:48.000 So then, when I was in high school, he got popped in there.
00:43:51.000 VHS tapes came along.
00:43:53.000 But at the same time, where VHS tapes were, you're watching actual porn, the magazines still weren't allowed to show erections.
00:43:59.000 Well, erection is aggressive.
00:44:01.000 It's scary.
00:44:02.000 It's coming out of the screen.
00:44:04.000 But a pussy is nice.
00:44:06.000 It's welcoming.
00:44:07.000 It doesn't change shape.
00:44:07.000 It's inward.
00:44:08.000 I don't know why they couldn't, I don't know what rationale to keep people from seeing erections.
00:44:14.000 It's kind of crazy.
00:44:15.000 Limp biscuits.
00:44:16.000 But you can get in trouble if a guy had an erection and you put it in a magazine.
00:44:19.000 It's crazy.
00:44:20.000 This is in the 80s.
00:44:20.000 Really?
00:44:21.000 Yeah.
00:44:22.000 They're like, we got to do something.
00:44:23.000 Here's some rule.
00:44:25.000 But it just shows you how retarded our society was just a few decades ago.
00:44:28.000 That's what's really weird.
00:44:29.000 You ever listen to Lenny Bass?
00:44:30.000 That's not how long ago.
00:44:31.000 What did he get arrested for?
00:44:32.000 Oh, yeah.
00:44:32.000 It's so tame.
00:44:33.000 So tame.
00:44:34.000 Yeah.
00:44:34.000 Really?
00:44:35.000 He's like, I'll show you a bunch of knuckleheads up there.
00:44:38.000 Fuck him up.
00:44:39.000 Get him off.
00:44:39.000 Get him off the fucking seat.
00:44:41.000 Cops waiting just for him to say anything.
00:44:43.000 Well, they had obscenity laws regarding words.
00:44:46.000 Like, if you said fuck, you can go to jail.
00:44:48.000 Wow.
00:44:48.000 Yeah, okay, so that's in the 60s.
00:44:51.000 So Nate would never get arrested.
00:44:52.000 I'm in the 80s, and you couldn't show boners.
00:44:54.000 You know, that was what I'm talking about in high school.
00:44:56.000 You couldn't show boners in magazines.
00:44:58.000 Good.
00:45:00.000 That's what I'm talking about.
00:45:00.000 Yeah.
00:45:02.000 Bring it back.
00:45:03.000 Why do you want boners so bad, dude?
00:45:05.000 That's Sharia law.
00:45:06.000 That's what you want.
00:45:07.000 Get rid of the boners.
00:45:08.000 Also, the magazines are coming back, dude.
00:45:10.000 For real?
00:45:10.000 Every one of these conservative states you can't fucking jack off on the internet.
00:45:13.000 I know, right?
00:45:14.000 Even VPNs won't work sometimes.
00:45:16.000 What are you talking about?
00:45:17.000 It's the new Mason Dixon line.
00:45:18.000 You go right up north.
00:45:19.000 Same thing in London.
00:45:19.000 You're back.
00:45:21.000 I've heard.
00:45:21.000 I've never tried to get on one of them.
00:45:24.000 If you've got the right kind, you're fine.
00:45:25.000 VPNs work great.
00:45:26.000 I know.
00:45:27.000 It's this weird north south divide.
00:45:29.000 It's dumb.
00:45:30.000 It's stupid.
00:45:31.000 Well, it's also they've done the THC thing.
00:45:33.000 Here's what Texas doesn't understand you will fuck this place up and you will turn the whole thing blue.
00:45:39.000 Kids will turn on you.
00:45:41.000 If you tell them they can't smoke weed, they know weed's not killing anybody.
00:45:44.000 Which one's blue?
00:45:45.000 This place.
00:45:46.000 No.
00:45:47.000 Oh, what's blue?
00:45:48.000 Democrat.
00:45:49.000 Oh.
00:45:50.000 Shut up.
00:45:50.000 Red is Republican.
00:45:51.000 Come on.
00:45:51.000 How do you not remember which one's the donkey?
00:45:53.000 He's pretending he lives in England now.
00:45:55.000 Which ones don't keep that?
00:45:57.000 He's like Alex Baldwin's wife.
00:45:58.000 He's like Alex Baldwin's wife.
00:46:00.000 How do you say cucumber?
00:46:01.000 Shut up.
00:46:03.000 This bitch pissed me off.
00:46:04.000 I've been gone, lad.
00:46:05.000 You haven't been gone.
00:46:06.000 You're going to be drinking tea soon, mate.
00:46:07.000 You may have been gone in it.
00:46:09.000 Alex Baldwin's wife was pretending she was Spanish.
00:46:11.000 That was you right there.
00:46:13.000 Oh, yeah.
00:46:13.000 You say a cucumber?
00:46:15.000 Yeah.
00:46:16.000 Like, lady, what?
00:46:18.000 And people she went to college were like, that bitch speaks English.
00:46:22.000 She's from Boston.
00:46:22.000 She must be so funny.
00:46:23.000 She's like your boy, Mamdani.
00:46:24.000 But she's super hot.
00:46:26.000 He hit the old fucking code switch.
00:46:28.000 Oh, he did.
00:46:28.000 Oh, he was.
00:46:29.000 What were you showing before?
00:46:30.000 He didn't open it.
00:46:31.000 It's just him code switching like crazy.
00:46:31.000 What was it?
00:46:34.000 An old one?
00:46:35.000 Yeah.
00:46:35.000 Yeah.
00:46:36.000 He's good at it.
00:46:36.000 He can go full Indian.
00:46:37.000 Of course, sociopath.
00:46:39.000 They had this guy running in Ecuador who was running for the indigenous party, and he was like, they showed him five years earlier.
00:46:44.000 He's wearing a business suit.
00:46:45.000 Now he's got like a ponytail and fucking all this shit.
00:46:47.000 What was his code switch?
00:46:49.000 Switching to Ugandan accent.
00:46:53.000 I'm Johnny's Ugandan?
00:46:54.000 All right, let's hear it.
00:46:55.000 Let's hear it.
00:46:57.000 You're going to love it.
00:46:58.000 As a music supervisor for Queen of Katwe.
00:47:02.000 And as we know, music is almost the last string that brings the picture together.
00:47:09.000 It tells the story, it's the tie in of the whole story.
00:47:13.000 How was that for you?
00:47:14.000 I mean, being anywhere involved with the music will be a daunting task.
00:47:18.000 But to be a supervisor at that, it must have been a mammoth task.
00:47:23.000 So I actually created a playlist.
00:47:28.000 For Mira, who also happens to be my mother.
00:47:31.000 You know, nepotism and hard work go a long way.
00:47:34.000 So, in February, I made a playlist, even before shooting, of a kind of a sound that the film could have.
00:47:41.000 What are we listening for?
00:47:42.000 You can find better ones, but you never hear him speak?
00:47:44.000 I never have heard him.
00:47:45.000 He doesn't sound anything like that.
00:47:47.000 He had the only fucking accent.
00:47:53.000 I was like, I don't know.
00:47:57.000 It's crazy.
00:47:59.000 100%.
00:48:05.000 I don't know.
00:48:08.000 I don't know.
00:48:10.000 I don't know.
00:48:12.000 I don't know.
00:48:13.000 Yeah.
00:48:14.000 As they're like, we'll have to do this.
00:48:18.000 You sound so fucking stupid.
00:48:19.000 I used to have a bit about it.
00:48:21.000 The Beatles, they don't sing like that.
00:48:23.000 Nobody sings like that.
00:48:24.000 Cindy Lompert talked about it.
00:48:25.000 Nobody talks like that.
00:48:26.000 People from Manchester or Liverpool, I don't know what you're saying.
00:48:30.000 Sometimes I'm interviewing Patty Pimblett.
00:48:32.000 I'm like, I don't know all these guys.
00:48:34.000 Scouts.
00:48:35.000 Kyle Legacy, it's like, walk his lips.
00:48:38.000 Bro, it's fascinating.
00:48:39.000 Those were the greatest submissions I've ever seen in my life.
00:48:42.000 It might be the greatest submission of all time.
00:48:44.000 And he did it to that guy, Benoit Sandini, who's a submission expert.
00:48:48.000 Catch him in that guillotine on the first shot, and he called it.
00:48:52.000 He said, He's going to shoot for a takedown.
00:48:54.000 I'm going to choke him unconscious.
00:48:55.000 When he comes out there, where's your head at?
00:48:58.000 Yeah.
00:48:59.000 Yeah.
00:48:59.000 That's not what he's on.
00:49:00.000 Bro, he's so wonderful.
00:49:01.000 He has so much fun.
00:49:03.000 The crazy thing with that dude is, on the walk to the cage, looks like he's having a party.
00:49:08.000 It's all dancing, a party.
00:49:10.000 The moment he gets in that cage, the flip, the switch gets flipped, and then he's just stone faced.
00:49:16.000 And he's no more playing around.
00:49:18.000 Very serious.
00:49:19.000 It's like he just enjoys himself.
00:49:21.000 Up into the moment where he has to lock in and then he locks in.
00:49:25.000 It's like sometimes I worry about a guy getting too relaxed and too confident.
00:49:29.000 With that dude, it's like he's got a perfect balance.
00:49:33.000 Party, the whole crowd is doing this.
00:49:36.000 Everybody's doing this, the whole fucking crowd.
00:49:38.000 But when he gets into the octagon, he dances a little bit for everybody and then he just locks in.
00:49:44.000 It's amazing to watch.
00:49:46.000 He flips the switch later when he gains 60 pounds too.
00:49:48.000 Oh, he gains so much weight.
00:49:49.000 I also respect the health.
00:49:50.000 I love it.
00:49:51.000 In the offseason, I love it.
00:49:52.000 He transitions.
00:49:54.000 Who was that?
00:49:54.000 Yeah.
00:49:55.000 James Harden.
00:49:57.000 Who was the British boxer?
00:49:59.000 Lennox Lewis.
00:49:59.000 That fought Mayweather and Pacquiao.
00:50:03.000 Ricky Hatton.
00:50:03.000 Ricky Hatton.
00:50:04.000 Hatton would fucking blow up, too.
00:50:05.000 He would get big.
00:50:07.000 Look at these guys.
00:50:07.000 All wearing wigs?
00:50:08.000 Looks like Hanson's great.
00:50:10.000 Yeah, they all wear Patty the Batty wigs.
00:50:12.000 How many blonde wigs has this guy sold?
00:50:16.000 I'll tell you, man, if this dude gets a hold of your neck, everybody's fucked.
00:50:21.000 Everybody's fucked if he gets a hold of you.
00:50:25.000 Let me just show them coming out dancing.
00:50:29.000 As soon as people see him, they go crazy.
00:50:31.000 The whole battle roll is so sick.
00:50:36.000 As soon as the audience sees him, they go fucking bananas.
00:50:39.000 Everybody starts throwing their arms in the air.
00:50:41.000 Wow.
00:50:42.000 I turned around and looked behind me when I was calling the fight.
00:50:45.000 I was like, fucking, everybody had their arms going.
00:50:47.000 It was amazing.
00:50:48.000 It was amazing.
00:50:49.000 He's probably the most fun right now in these games.
00:50:51.000 100%.
00:50:52.000 He's the new Connor.
00:50:53.000 He's the most fun.
00:50:54.000 He's like a sweet guy.
00:50:54.000 Yeah, but it's different.
00:50:55.000 Yeah, he's fun.
00:50:56.000 He's like a friend.
00:50:59.000 Connor is.
00:51:00.000 Yeah.
00:51:01.000 Him and Taporia fucking hate each other.
00:51:04.000 So that's a really interesting fight.
00:51:07.000 But let me tell you something, man.
00:51:08.000 He's big.
00:51:10.000 Like, deceptively big.
00:51:12.000 Like, he's deceptively big.
00:51:13.000 When you're standing next to him, you're like, he's a big guy.
00:51:15.000 Taporia is not nearly as big as Patty.
00:51:18.000 Patty's huge.
00:51:19.000 He's a big guy.
00:51:20.000 And he gets fat in between, but I mean, when you look, he's fucking big.
00:51:25.000 How tall is he?
00:51:26.000 At least 5'11.
00:51:27.000 He's thick.
00:51:29.000 That's the thing about his.
00:51:30.000 Back.
00:51:30.000 Like when he got a hold of Benoit Saint Denis, he catches him in that darst choke, and then you see the back muscles on that motherfucker, and then he wraps his legs over the top and he's rolling through the whole thing.
00:51:40.000 Like he's got a squeeze, man.
00:51:42.000 He's big.
00:51:44.000 This move was so slick.
00:51:44.000 Look at this.
00:51:46.000 You have to understand, like, this had never been done in the UFC before.
00:51:50.000 Out of all the submissions, it's a darst choke with legs over the top.
00:51:55.000 Like, it's almost like you're in full guard.
00:51:58.000 And he's using the right foot.
00:51:59.000 You see what he's doing with his right foot?
00:52:00.000 He's flexing forward.
00:52:02.000 He's holding his arm in place.
00:52:04.000 And then his left foot is pressing down on the back.
00:52:07.000 And then he's got the full darst grip, like a rear naked choke style grip on the choke with the arm tucked in.
00:52:13.000 So he's got his legs involved.
00:52:15.000 He's got his back involved, his arms, everything.
00:52:17.000 It's insane how much.
00:52:19.000 He can't get his left arm out of there because the left arm.
00:52:20.000 He ain't going nowhere.
00:52:22.000 He's out.
00:52:23.000 He's fucked.
00:52:24.000 He's complete.
00:52:24.000 And he tries to roll because Benoit Santini is like very legit.
00:52:28.000 So he tries to roll out of it.
00:52:29.000 And Patty just rolls with him and then winds up on top with just insane pressure, man.
00:52:35.000 And just put him to sleep.
00:52:36.000 But no one's ever done that submission.
00:52:38.000 So it's a combination of like a Peruvian necktie, a darce, and, you know, maybe a couple other things.
00:52:46.000 What's his right leg?
00:52:46.000 So, people are calling it the padlock now.
00:52:48.000 Hey, I like it.
00:52:50.000 Another kid just pulled it off recently in another MMA fight.
00:52:54.000 Pulled off the exact same move, the exact same leg, which is really fun.
00:52:57.000 It's like people see someone do something, they go, Oh, I didn't think about it that way.
00:53:01.000 Because generally, when you catch someone in a darst choke, what you do is you try to hook the leg, and it's basically like sinking the choke in deep, and you're hooking the leg.
00:53:11.000 But what he did was went around the top and got over his back, and then just rolled with him, and it's like, Oh my God, the pressure's insane.
00:53:21.000 It's hell.
00:53:26.000 It's just like when I watch some guys getting choked and I'm looking for way outs.
00:53:30.000 I look for, like, where's a way out?
00:53:32.000 Where's a way to defend?
00:53:33.000 I'm like, there ain't no way out of this.
00:53:34.000 This is death.
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00:54:14.000 What's he doing with his right leg to his left arm?
00:54:17.000 Well, his right leg is hooking the bicep.
00:54:19.000 He's hooking it right where the bicep meets the crook of the elbow.
00:54:22.000 So he can't.
00:54:22.000 So he's not going to be able to get.
00:54:24.000 That arm back.
00:54:25.000 So it's like locked in place, like here, so he can't defend.
00:54:28.000 What he wants to do is sneak it under and try to separate the lock.
00:54:32.000 So now this arm's out of the equation.
00:54:35.000 So you're only defending one leg and two arms that are wrapped around your neck with one hand.
00:54:42.000 With only one hand.
00:54:43.000 Because he's using his right foot to lock a hold of that elbow crook.
00:54:47.000 It's fucking sick.
00:54:48.000 Pulling it back?
00:54:49.000 As a guy who loves jujitsu, that's the sickest shit I've ever seen in my life.
00:54:52.000 They should teach that to cops.
00:54:55.000 Cops would be good to know that.
00:54:58.000 You wouldn't shoot people.
00:55:00.000 You could just lock them up.
00:55:01.000 You're going to put them in a padlock?
00:55:02.000 Yeah, get them in a padlock.
00:55:04.000 Just shoot them.
00:55:05.000 All right.
00:55:07.000 That's faster.
00:55:08.000 And we get the body cams.
00:55:09.000 Cops should definitely know jiu jitsu.
00:55:11.000 That's what he looks like when he's getting squished.
00:55:11.000 Look at that.
00:55:12.000 Holy shit.
00:55:13.000 Look at that.
00:55:13.000 How insane that is.
00:55:15.000 He's got one arm that really can't even engage.
00:55:17.000 See, his arm can't even grab a hold of where it's gripped.
00:55:21.000 He can't reach it.
00:55:22.000 And then his other hand is where he wraps a hold of it with his foot.
00:55:26.000 So he locks up with his right foot underneath the crook of the elbow on the left arm, and the other arm's useless.
00:55:33.000 So he's just going night and night.
00:55:35.000 Pad tie.
00:55:35.000 That's a good name.
00:55:36.000 Imagine ripping a fart right then.
00:55:38.000 Yeah, they call it either the pad lock or the pad tie.
00:55:41.000 That's what people are calling it.
00:55:42.000 I love them both.
00:55:43.000 Both good.
00:55:43.000 Both good.
00:55:44.000 He should name it.
00:55:45.000 Patty should name it.
00:55:46.000 That's what he put up.
00:55:46.000 He did.
00:55:47.000 Oh, he called it the pad tie?
00:55:48.000 That's great.
00:55:49.000 There he goes.
00:55:50.000 Okay.
00:55:50.000 Oh, beautiful.
00:55:51.000 So that's what it is now.
00:55:52.000 So it's the pad tie.
00:55:53.000 Remember the Juke Claw?
00:55:54.000 Oh, yeah.
00:55:55.000 Juke Claw.
00:55:55.000 Where you take the money?
00:55:57.000 Yeah.
00:55:58.000 Pickpocket?
00:55:59.000 What's the Juke Claw?
00:56:01.000 Eddie Bravo had a.
00:56:01.000 Eddie Bravo named it.
00:56:02.000 I forget how it goes.
00:56:04.000 How does it work?
00:56:04.000 I forget that move.
00:56:05.000 Do you remember?
00:56:06.000 No, but I was there and he was like, what's the.
00:56:08.000 Oh, let's call it the.
00:56:09.000 Oh, all right.
00:56:10.000 Juke Claw.
00:56:11.000 I was like, I'll allow it.
00:56:13.000 He's always got ridiculous names.
00:56:16.000 He was like, no, we'll change it.
00:56:16.000 G.I.U.
00:56:17.000 We're a superhero ever.
00:56:18.000 This is just a guy missing an arm.
00:56:21.000 I had to do commentary for the UFC once, and one of the guys that was fighting was one of Eddie's students, and he was doing something called crackhead control.
00:56:31.000 So it was like on Fox, and I had to explain this is called crackhead control.
00:56:36.000 I didn't name it, guys.
00:56:39.000 What is this?
00:56:41.000 Sweet from the claw.
00:56:43.000 Sweep from the Jew claw.
00:56:45.000 You're afraid to say Jew?
00:56:47.000 I mean, it's not Jew.
00:56:48.000 That's misspelled.
00:56:49.000 It's not Jew.
00:56:50.000 It's clear.
00:56:51.000 No, it's J-I-U.
00:56:53.000 No, that's literally how it's spelled.
00:56:55.000 Are there any Jewish fighters?
00:56:57.000 Oh, yeah, definitely.
00:56:59.000 There's a ton.
00:56:59.000 There's a ton.
00:57:01.000 He had a good sleeper.
00:57:03.000 In the UFC?
00:57:03.000 Wait.
00:57:04.000 Anyway, my ears get hot in these fucking houses.
00:57:04.000 In the UFC.
00:57:04.000 I'm not sure.
00:57:06.000 Oh, okay.
00:57:07.000 Who's a Jewish fighter?
00:57:08.000 I don't know.
00:57:08.000 I'll say that in AC.
00:57:09.000 Well, Moti Horenstein was 75.
00:57:11.000 I haven't even been getting close.
00:57:12.000 Moti Horenstein was, I think, an Israeli special forces guy.
00:57:17.000 And he was a Krav Maga guy.
00:57:19.000 And he was in the very early UFCs.
00:57:24.000 He fought Don Fry and got beat up.
00:57:27.000 He fought a few big guys and got beat up.
00:57:30.000 What, Tiger?
00:57:31.000 Maybe he didn't fight Don Fry.
00:57:32.000 Tiger Shulman?
00:57:35.000 Tiger Shulman is a coach.
00:57:36.000 And he runs a bunch of elite MMA gyms.
00:57:40.000 He sells a lot.
00:57:41.000 He parlayed it well.
00:57:42.000 Who's Tiger Shulman?
00:57:43.000 Yeah, he's probably a good fighter.
00:57:44.000 Well, they know what they're doing for sure.
00:57:47.000 They've developed a bunch of elite fighters.
00:57:50.000 Like Shane Burgos came out of there.
00:57:52.000 A bunch of guys, like top level guys, came out of Tiger Shulman's.
00:57:55.000 Oh, he was MAGA?
00:57:57.000 Huh?
00:57:58.000 Oh, Krav Maga.
00:58:05.000 The original MAGA.
00:58:06.000 I don't remember what Moti Hornstein's style was, but this is back in the day.
00:58:10.000 Running away, surviving.
00:58:12.000 Moti Hornstein.
00:58:13.000 I mean, come on.
00:58:14.000 Oh, shit.
00:58:14.000 That's a great accountant.
00:58:16.000 Early UFCs.
00:58:17.000 He was an Israeli guy who fought in the early UFCs.
00:58:20.000 He was good.
00:58:21.000 Talk to me and put me in a jiu jitsu.
00:58:24.000 But he was a little too small, and he was also not a wrestler.
00:58:27.000 And, you know, he got fucked over by these wrestlers.
00:58:29.000 They just beat the shit out of him.
00:58:31.000 So, who?
00:58:32.000 There he is.
00:58:32.000 There he is.
00:58:33.000 Okay, so this is 2026.
00:58:34.000 So, he's doing like a seminar.
00:58:36.000 Oh, okay.
00:58:37.000 See if you can find like footage of him from the early days of the UFC.
00:58:41.000 Benny the Jet looks like a fucking vampire.
00:58:43.000 He's a jet.
00:58:44.000 Wow.
00:58:44.000 Yeah, Benny needs to shave that guy's tongue.
00:58:46.000 Benny would fuck you up.
00:58:47.000 Benny was a guest.
00:58:48.000 He was a guest on the podcast.
00:58:49.000 Really?
00:58:49.000 Yeah.
00:58:50.000 When I first moved to LA in 94, that was one of the first places I went to.
00:58:54.000 There were two mechas that, We were in LA.
00:58:57.000 One of them was the commie store.
00:58:58.000 That was the big one.
00:58:58.000 The other one for me was the Jet Center.
00:59:00.000 That was his place in Van Nuys.
00:59:02.000 This is the Smashing Machine verse.
00:59:04.000 Oh, yeah, that's who it was.
00:59:05.000 It was Mark Kerr, and he got destroyed.
00:59:07.000 I would not want to fight the Smashing Machine.
00:59:09.000 Smashing Machine verse.
00:59:11.000 That's a good name right there.
00:59:12.000 So, this is Moti.
00:59:14.000 So, he was good, but he was a karate guy.
00:59:16.000 And, like, there ain't no way you're going to be dealing with Mark Kerr.
00:59:20.000 Look how big Mark Kerr is.
00:59:22.000 It was an immediate shot.
00:59:22.000 He's huge.
00:59:24.000 Not only that, when you're wearing a gi, you can do so much to grab a hold of.
00:59:29.000 It's so easy to control you.
00:59:31.000 If fighters fought in a gi in the UFC, the fights would be completely different.
00:59:35.000 And Mark just beat the fuck out of them.
00:59:35.000 Ow.
00:59:37.000 Oh, God, you hold me down too much.
00:59:39.000 Stop it, please.
00:59:40.000 Also, Mark admittedly was on all the steroids.
00:59:40.000 Get off.
00:59:43.000 He was on some stuff that you could only get in Mexico.
00:59:46.000 Didn't need them for this fight.
00:59:48.000 He didn't need them.
00:59:49.000 Should have saved us steroids.
00:59:52.000 But this is like UFC probably 10, okay, 14.
00:59:55.000 Oh, wow.
00:59:55.000 UFC 14.
00:59:56.000 I was there for this.
00:59:58.000 This is back when I was working.
00:59:59.000 Key Willikers.
01:00:01.000 Were you working for free?
01:00:02.000 Yeah, no, I got paid back then.
01:00:04.000 I didn't work for free until the new UFC because they were hemorrhaging money.
01:00:04.000 Nice.
01:00:08.000 So they tricked me into working.
01:00:10.000 They tricked me into doing one event.
01:00:12.000 I did one event when they did the best, remember, best damn sports show period?
01:00:16.000 Yeah.
01:00:17.000 So they had a best damn sports show period UFC.
01:00:17.000 Yeah.
01:00:20.000 So they had to make it UFC 37 and a half.
01:00:24.000 I think it was 37.
01:00:25.000 Was it Tom Arnold?
01:00:25.000 32.5?
01:00:26.000 37 and a half.
01:00:27.000 Tom Arnold was on it.
01:00:27.000 He was on it.
01:00:28.000 Brody did the warm up.
01:00:29.000 Yep.
01:00:30.000 It was a couple other dudes on it.
01:00:32.000 And so they did that, and they did that for Fox, and Dana and I were friends, and Dana was like, just do me a solid.
01:00:40.000 We would just do commentary on this one show.
01:00:43.000 Just because it's going to be on Fox.
01:00:44.000 It'd be big.
01:00:45.000 Fear Factor Guy does it.
01:00:46.000 I'm like, okay, I'll do one.
01:00:48.000 And I did one.
01:00:49.000 And then the next thing, you want to do another one?
01:00:50.000 And we're like, ah.
01:00:51.000 Got me.
01:00:52.000 He got me.
01:00:53.000 And the next thing, no, I didn't like 15 of them for free.
01:00:58.000 They gave me a nice Rolex, though.
01:01:00.000 They used to do celebrity boxing.
01:01:01.000 Remember that?
01:01:02.000 That was fun.
01:01:02.000 Oh, yeah.
01:01:03.000 They should bring that back.
01:01:04.000 Yeah, well, they will do.
01:01:04.000 Screech?
01:01:05.000 Is it Jimmy Skivel?
01:01:06.000 The good one?
01:01:07.000 Always a bunch of people that are broke.
01:01:08.000 Tanya Harding?
01:01:09.000 Yeah.
01:01:09.000 Tanya Harding was.
01:01:11.000 How about we did it on The Man Show?
01:01:12.000 Tanya Harding fought Doug Stanhope.
01:01:14.000 That's awesome.
01:01:15.000 Who wants to kill him?
01:01:15.000 Really?
01:01:16.000 Doug kind of held back a little bit.
01:01:18.000 Ah, that's just being a good guy.
01:01:19.000 Tiny didn't have her fucking rods.
01:01:21.000 Doug's got a great ego.
01:01:23.000 He doesn't need to win, he just wanted to make it entertaining.
01:01:26.000 It was pretty funny, though, watching Doug smoking cigarettes in between rounds.
01:01:30.000 Oh, I've never seen this.
01:01:33.000 It's such a small ring.
01:01:35.000 Look at the little bit of that.
01:01:36.000 Was that his mom?
01:01:37.000 The ring was fucking tiny.
01:01:39.000 It was ridiculous.
01:01:41.000 Poor Doug.
01:01:42.000 Drinking beers.
01:01:43.000 Look how young he looks.
01:01:46.000 God, that's crazy.
01:01:47.000 He's taking a hole in a cigarette.
01:01:47.000 Look.
01:01:49.000 It's his mom.
01:01:50.000 That was when his mom was alive.
01:01:52.000 That's great.
01:01:53.000 That was fun.
01:01:54.000 Now, who won?
01:01:56.000 I don't remember.
01:01:56.000 The fans won.
01:01:57.000 Nobody won.
01:01:59.000 Everybody lost, including America.
01:02:02.000 Those celebrity boxing matches, sometimes they're sad.
01:02:04.000 What was it?
01:02:05.000 The dude who died recently, Aaron Carter.
01:02:08.000 Is that his name?
01:02:09.000 Yes.
01:02:10.000 The guy with the tattoos on his face.
01:02:11.000 He had one against the basketball player.
01:02:15.000 He used to fuck the Kardashian girl.
01:02:17.000 I forgot about him.
01:02:18.000 Yeah, Lamar Odom.
01:02:18.000 Lamar Odom probably killed him.
01:02:20.000 Uh huh.
01:02:21.000 Oh, yeah.
01:02:21.000 Yeah.
01:02:22.000 Crazy choice.
01:02:23.000 Uh huh.
01:02:24.000 Should have done crankhead control on that guy.
01:02:25.000 It'd be like me fighting a 13 year old.
01:02:28.000 It's so ridiculous.
01:02:29.000 He's just 10.
01:02:31.000 He's so big, and that kid couldn't fight at all.
01:02:33.000 The whole thing was crazy.
01:02:35.000 He must have just been so desperate for money or something.
01:02:38.000 I don't know.
01:02:39.000 Something sad.
01:02:40.000 You ever see Dirty Work?
01:02:41.000 Sure.
01:02:42.000 When the kid from Different Strokes comes in and tries to fight Dread Rotata?
01:02:46.000 You're like, what's the joke about it?
01:02:46.000 Yeah.
01:02:49.000 Yeah.
01:02:49.000 Oh, Todd?
01:02:50.000 Gary Coleman?
01:02:51.000 Yeah.
01:02:51.000 Was it Gary Coleman?
01:02:52.000 It's Gary Coleman.
01:02:54.000 He just gets walloped.
01:02:55.000 Do you remember when Gary Coleman was working as a security guard and people would just show up just to make fun of him?
01:03:00.000 No.
01:03:00.000 Poor guy.
01:03:01.000 People are so evil.
01:03:03.000 Because there's one thing if you're just a four foot tall security guard.
01:03:08.000 That's one thing.
01:03:09.000 But if you're a four foot tall security guard who used to be a TV star, massively famous, then people feel like people, when you've crashed, when you've made it to great heights and then you've crashed, There's people that revel in that.
01:03:22.000 They love watching.
01:03:23.000 Look at the size difference.
01:03:24.000 That's fucking weird.
01:03:26.000 How crazy is that?
01:03:27.000 Not only that.
01:03:28.000 It says he's six foot.
01:03:29.000 He's six foot?
01:03:29.000 Okay.
01:03:30.000 But he's six foot 100 pounds.
01:03:31.000 Respect for going in the ring, though.
01:03:33.000 No, he's on drugs.
01:03:35.000 Ah.
01:03:35.000 Got to be out of his fucking mind.
01:03:36.000 Yeah, he's on the LPs.
01:03:37.000 That is crazy.
01:03:39.000 Look at the weight difference.
01:03:42.000 The weight difference is literally insane.
01:03:44.000 That's literally insane.
01:03:46.000 The weight difference is like fucking 80 pounds.
01:03:48.000 And he's giant.
01:03:50.000 It's terrible.
01:03:50.000 Don't watch this.
01:03:51.000 Lamar could have been on crack.
01:03:52.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:03:53.000 Might have made it worse.
01:03:53.000 That would have helped.
01:03:55.000 I'll fight anybody if I was on crack.
01:03:56.000 That's around two?
01:03:58.000 Well, I don't think they're like one minute rounds.
01:04:00.000 I mean, even then.
01:04:01.000 Chuck Liddell.
01:04:01.000 Chuck Liddell's like, what are you guys for?
01:04:05.000 It's just a beating.
01:04:07.000 If he was a kind soul, he would have just punched him to the body and just liver punched him until he dropped.
01:04:11.000 Damn.
01:04:13.000 But, you know, you got to do what you got to do.
01:04:15.000 Carter.
01:04:17.000 That's the saddest state of fighting people that are desperate for the money because they used to be famous.
01:04:22.000 Now they're not.
01:04:23.000 And then they're going to have a fight.
01:04:24.000 And they want fame and money at the same time.
01:04:27.000 Or slap fighting.
01:04:28.000 That was the saddest state.
01:04:29.000 When you need the money and you're slapping, because you know you're only getting like 18 grand.
01:04:32.000 With the slap boxing?
01:04:33.000 Yeah, you ain't getting much.
01:04:34.000 With the slap.
01:04:34.000 You ever see Jeremiah fuck up Lewis?
01:04:37.000 I did.
01:04:37.000 Jeremiah hit him with 100 shots.
01:04:39.000 Oh, that was great.
01:04:40.000 Pull that up.
01:04:41.000 Lewis started cheating a little bit.
01:04:42.000 I was four hunches to the body.
01:04:44.000 Oh, yeah.
01:04:44.000 Yeah, Lewis hit him with like a legendary punch to the body.
01:04:47.000 Legion of Skanks.
01:04:48.000 And I was, yeah, I was so happy.
01:04:51.000 I was obviously Jeremiah.
01:04:51.000 Yeah.
01:04:52.000 They had a slap fight.
01:04:54.000 Lewis just would never be able to handle the loss, which is very funny.
01:04:57.000 Sure.
01:04:58.000 Jeremiah weighs 100 pounds.
01:04:59.000 He's got leg kicks.
01:04:59.000 Negative E4 pounds.
01:05:01.000 Lewis got leg kicked by, no, this is just one of them.
01:05:03.000 They had one of them that they did on the Skanks.
01:05:05.000 Oh, we got it there.
01:05:06.000 Yeah, this one was the setup because you got five pounds.
01:05:08.000 Did Jeremiah box at one point in his life or something?
01:05:11.000 He boxes against the Satan.
01:05:13.000 Oh.
01:05:15.000 Jesus.
01:05:16.000 He loves Jesus.
01:05:18.000 Did he box or something at some point in his life?
01:05:19.000 I think he's just wiry.
01:05:21.000 Interesting.
01:05:22.000 So, Lewis was outside of the creek and some homeless guy was talking shit.
01:05:22.000 Good for him.
01:05:26.000 Something happened.
01:05:27.000 So, he squares up with the homeless guy and the homeless guy immediately leg kicks him.
01:05:32.000 Like a really good Muay Thai leg kick and then he hits him with a second one.
01:05:36.000 That guy was like, all right, all right.
01:05:39.000 Lewis wanted to keep it going.
01:05:42.000 I know.
01:05:42.000 I didn't even watch it.
01:05:43.000 Lewis put his hand out.
01:05:44.000 He was like, all right, all right.
01:05:45.000 I won't watch that.
01:05:46.000 I won't watch the Perez Hilton video either.
01:05:48.000 Oh, that's good.
01:05:50.000 It's fine.
01:05:52.000 It's fine.
01:05:52.000 This guy having a breakdown for half an hour.
01:05:55.000 He's not cutting himself.
01:05:57.000 Oh, you think it's fake?
01:05:57.000 Yeah.
01:05:58.000 He's in the hospital.
01:05:59.000 It's only the mental breakdown, not for the wounds.
01:05:59.000 Still.
01:05:59.000 Doing what?
01:06:01.000 Are you sure?
01:06:02.000 I would imagine.
01:06:03.000 I think he got some pretty good last.
01:06:04.000 I don't know if you want to say that.
01:06:05.000 That dude will sue you.
01:06:07.000 That crazy dude.
01:06:07.000 He will sue you.
01:06:08.000 He's saying he fucking really cut himself?
01:06:09.000 Sure, just for attention.
01:06:10.000 He sues the guy who holds the world record the world record of the largest selling out show of all time.
01:06:17.000 Of course he's going to sue.
01:06:18.000 Who?
01:06:18.000 Perez Hilton?
01:06:19.000 No, this guy.
01:06:20.000 Oh, right.
01:06:20.000 Yeah.
01:06:21.000 Of course.
01:06:22.000 I thought I heard selling out.
01:06:23.000 I went the other way.
01:06:23.000 You're in England, a lot of things have changed.
01:06:27.000 I'm a headliner now.
01:06:30.000 There's a new sheriff in town.
01:06:34.000 How is it over there?
01:06:35.000 You're living in?
01:06:37.000 It's fucking rough.
01:06:38.000 They hate immigrants so hard.
01:06:39.000 When are you going to move back?
01:06:40.000 Including you?
01:06:41.000 Why don't you come back here?
01:06:42.000 Right here, right here, buddy.
01:06:44.000 Come on, we'll get you an apartment.
01:06:45.000 You've got to go see somebody.
01:06:46.000 I'm already hooking up.
01:06:47.000 You call yourself an immigrant?
01:06:48.000 They're calling me an immigrant.
01:06:49.000 His law is set up to make it hard for you.
01:06:51.000 No, he's an immigrant.
01:06:52.000 If you're in England.
01:06:53.000 It's not the immigrants they don't like.
01:06:54.000 I know.
01:06:54.000 I'm trying to explain that to them.
01:06:56.000 I think they like the other con.
01:06:57.000 Tell them you hate Muslims.
01:06:58.000 You'll fit in.
01:06:58.000 If you just came in with no paperwork, you'd get all the services.
01:07:01.000 Oh, they hate Jewish immigrants.
01:07:03.000 No, no.
01:07:04.000 Yeah.
01:07:04.000 They hate just immigrants.
01:07:05.000 They make it hard.
01:07:06.000 You can't rent an apartment unless you have three years of UK rental experience.
01:07:09.000 Tell them you're from a different country.
01:07:09.000 What?
01:07:10.000 Come back.
01:07:11.000 We all, every immigrant, just come back to America.
01:07:11.000 I know.
01:07:13.000 You know what I mean?
01:07:14.000 Ari.
01:07:14.000 Don't tell them you're from America.
01:07:15.000 Ari, we got a place for you right here.
01:07:17.000 How do the other guys get in so easy?
01:07:19.000 They have to live with their fucking families.
01:07:21.000 Ah.
01:07:22.000 They just can't do it.
01:07:23.000 I got a place for you, and it's a nice condo.
01:07:25.000 I'm going to stay with you.
01:07:27.000 Come on, I gotta pay attention.
01:07:28.000 I'll save the foot of your bed.
01:07:31.000 Watch me and my wife do this in the middle of the night.
01:07:33.000 Yeah.
01:07:34.000 I'll make you take pictures of me and my wife fucking.
01:07:35.000 Cheap popcorn while you guys are fucking.
01:07:37.000 Why don't you get a nice place and a nice penthouse?
01:07:41.000 I know a spot.
01:07:42.000 I know a spot.
01:07:43.000 I got a spot for you.
01:07:44.000 Get me a place right above Tony.
01:07:46.000 Oh, it's a nice view.
01:07:47.000 The place that I'm talking about?
01:07:50.000 Tony's the bottom.
01:07:50.000 I literally have a spot.
01:07:52.000 I have a spot.
01:07:53.000 It's a nice condo.
01:07:55.000 You don't need to live in that nonsense.
01:07:57.000 You're going to end up here anyway.
01:07:58.000 It's going to happen.
01:07:59.000 It's more fun.
01:08:00.000 You're having fun over there.
01:08:02.000 Listen, if you want to work, there's plenty of fun.
01:08:04.000 You're not too early.
01:08:06.000 Shut up.
01:08:06.000 I'm living in Knob Hill.
01:08:07.000 You're going to set your house.
01:08:09.000 What?
01:08:09.000 You just said you're just getting started.
01:08:10.000 You're not having fun.
01:08:11.000 I'm not having fun.
01:08:12.000 It's been very difficult.
01:08:13.000 Bail.
01:08:14.000 It's been extremely difficult.
01:08:15.000 It's two months.
01:08:16.000 I haven't found an apartment.
01:08:17.000 I've been turned out by seven apartments.
01:08:18.000 Wow.
01:08:19.000 You got to shave.
01:08:20.000 There's legit anti immigration shades.
01:08:21.000 I'll give you an apartment for a year for free.
01:08:23.000 Whoa!
01:08:25.000 Keep it down.
01:08:26.000 Keep it down.
01:08:28.000 Fucking Pinocchio.
01:08:31.000 One year.
01:08:33.000 It's a nice two bedroom in a gated or guarded building.
01:08:39.000 Can't spill a kid without it.
01:08:40.000 One year for free.
01:08:41.000 Come on, Juke.
01:08:42.000 Let's get started.
01:08:43.000 I think it's on the 39th floor.
01:08:45.000 It's a great view.
01:08:47.000 39th floor.
01:08:47.000 Which one is that?
01:08:48.000 The tall, thin one?
01:08:49.000 I'll show you later.
01:08:50.000 What do you have it for?
01:08:51.000 I got real estate, bro.
01:08:52.000 I'm rich.
01:08:53.000 Oh, nice.
01:08:54.000 Wow, a year.
01:08:55.000 I'll give you one year for free.
01:08:57.000 You don't have any money.
01:08:58.000 I don't have any money.
01:08:59.000 You don't need any money.
01:08:59.000 Come on, dog.
01:09:00.000 I've been touring so long.
01:09:01.000 Get some money at the mothership.
01:09:02.000 You could do a night once a week.
01:09:04.000 You get 80% of the door.
01:09:05.000 Woo!
01:09:06.000 Start making money.
01:09:07.000 You work all around town.
01:09:07.000 Yeah.
01:09:09.000 You can start doing the road in America.
01:09:10.000 Land of the Three, Home of the Brave.
01:09:13.000 I never thought I was this owner before.
01:09:15.000 Anyway.
01:09:15.000 I had to go through all the paperwork and get it.
01:09:17.000 I didn't think he was really going to go through with it.
01:09:19.000 I thought he was going to stick with Legion of Skanks.
01:09:21.000 Dude, I had to get fucking Francis Foster to be my guarantor.
01:09:24.000 They were like, wow.
01:09:26.000 I was like, I make more than him.
01:09:28.000 They were like, it's not your, it's American.
01:09:30.000 Damn.
01:09:31.000 They don't trust your money?
01:09:33.000 I'm freelance, so I have no actual boss, no employer.
01:09:36.000 And then it's like, the US dollar is safe, bro.
01:09:39.000 Can't they just Google you and see your Netflix specials?
01:09:41.000 I've tried that.
01:09:43.000 That doesn't work, dude.
01:09:43.000 The problem is they saw the first one first.
01:09:46.000 Which one?
01:09:47.000 Amazing racist?
01:09:48.000 No, no, yeah, that'd be great.
01:09:49.000 No, they would welcome me in that.
01:09:51.000 They say your Kobe video.
01:09:53.000 There's got to be a British guy out there who's hearing this, like a British Rogan who's like, I'll give you a place.
01:09:53.000 Uh oh.
01:09:57.000 Jimmy Carr.
01:09:58.000 Jimmy Carr will hook you up.
01:10:00.000 He wrote my visa letter.
01:10:01.000 Oh, he's a great guy.
01:10:03.000 Wait, Ricky Jervase is great.
01:10:03.000 He's a good guy.
01:10:04.000 You have a fucking apartment?
01:10:05.000 Dude, I've been turned down by seven apartments.
01:10:08.000 Why don't you live with Eddie Azard?
01:10:10.000 Eddie Azard?
01:10:11.000 Azard?
01:10:12.000 Because I need some fucking closet spacing.
01:10:14.000 Listen, why?
01:10:15.000 Ah, he's way out of the closet, bro.
01:10:18.000 He's all right.
01:10:19.000 Oh, I meant for his dresses.
01:10:20.000 Oh, got it.
01:10:22.000 Listen, come back.
01:10:23.000 Come back to America.
01:10:24.000 It's a cute idea.
01:10:25.000 You got to hit me up in a year.
01:10:26.000 I haven't even gotten started yet.
01:10:28.000 Come on, stop.
01:10:29.000 It's not going to work.
01:10:30.000 Can you hand me one of those bottles of beer?
01:10:32.000 Yeah.
01:10:32.000 Absolutely.
01:10:34.000 Give me one of those Bud Lights.
01:10:35.000 Absolutely.
01:10:36.000 One of those crisp.
01:10:37.000 Trying to get fat off these IPAs.
01:10:39.000 Hell yeah.
01:10:41.000 Let's do this together.
01:10:41.000 Give me some keys.
01:10:42.000 All right, hold on.
01:10:43.000 Keys?
01:10:43.000 He's got some keys.
01:10:44.000 Give it a second.
01:10:45.000 What do you mean?
01:10:45.000 Keys, keys, keys, keys.
01:10:46.000 It's not time.
01:10:47.000 No, it's on the bottom.
01:10:48.000 Give it a second.
01:10:49.000 Don't try to deflect from your.
01:10:50.000 Fucking British.
01:10:51.000 Guys, I just started.
01:10:52.000 It's the wrong time.
01:10:53.000 Fuck that place.
01:10:54.000 No disrespect to English people.
01:10:56.000 I love them to death.
01:10:57.000 I bought three million Tottenham tickets.
01:10:58.000 I'm not going now.
01:10:59.000 Here's the other problem.
01:11:00.000 They're going to put you in jail.
01:11:01.000 You talk too much shit.
01:11:02.000 Dude, trust me.
01:11:03.000 I fucking press them.
01:11:04.000 They're going to print this.
01:11:05.000 I'm going to die.
01:11:06.000 You want to go to jail, huh?
01:11:07.000 I'm going to test it.
01:11:07.000 It's just fucking rumors.
01:11:09.000 That's what it is.
01:11:10.000 This is Josh Hoket.
01:11:13.000 Michelle Obama's a man on the White House lawn.
01:11:15.000 That's what he's doing.
01:11:15.000 He's doing that shit.
01:11:16.000 I got a sweet new bit about Muslim drivers, female drivers.
01:11:20.000 Let's make sure we don't have any crushes.
01:11:20.000 I do too.
01:11:22.000 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:23.000 Talk about Lil.
01:11:25.000 You don't want to live there, dude.
01:11:27.000 I do.
01:11:27.000 It's fun.
01:11:28.000 Shut the fuck up.
01:11:29.000 You miss us.
01:11:30.000 You miss us.
01:11:30.000 It's fun.
01:11:31.000 You were so sad.
01:11:33.000 Manchester United, that would rock.
01:11:34.000 Dude, December 5th, come to the Derby.
01:11:36.000 Sure, to visit.
01:11:37.000 Right?
01:11:37.000 To Derby.
01:11:38.000 What?
01:11:39.000 Once you live there long enough, you'll understand it's called a Derby.
01:11:41.000 I just said the Derby.
01:11:42.000 You called it Derby.
01:11:43.000 I didn't say that.
01:11:43.000 It's spelled Derby.
01:11:44.000 I said Derby.
01:11:46.000 It's a Derby.
01:11:47.000 Watch the tits.
01:11:47.000 I said it.
01:11:48.000 I said it.
01:11:49.000 Roll it back.
01:11:49.000 Yeah, watch the tits.
01:11:50.000 Click back.
01:11:50.000 Roll it back.
01:11:51.000 I wish we could rewind.
01:11:52.000 He clearly said Derby.
01:11:53.000 I think he said Derby.
01:11:54.000 Thank you.
01:11:55.000 Instant replay.
01:11:56.000 I apologize then.
01:11:57.000 I thought he said Derby as well.
01:11:58.000 I'll be the bigger man.
01:11:59.000 You see how I do that?
01:12:00.000 You're not a bigger man.
01:12:03.000 You're not a bigger man.
01:12:03.000 You were wrong.
01:12:06.000 You were wrong.
01:12:06.000 I'll see.
01:12:08.000 I'll see.
01:12:09.000 That's not a bigger man.
01:12:10.000 See?
01:12:11.000 You were clearly wrong.
01:12:12.000 Hold on a second, Cassidy.
01:12:12.000 Can I finish, please?
01:12:13.000 See, somebody lost the composure.
01:12:15.000 Now, when I'm wrong, I go, I'm wrong.
01:12:17.000 And that's just a lesson for you.
01:12:17.000 Okay.
01:12:20.000 I just thought you were wrong.
01:12:23.000 You can learn from this.
01:12:25.000 Darby Dream House.
01:12:29.000 Jesus.
01:12:29.000 He's back.
01:12:30.000 That nicotine took him out for an hour.
01:12:34.000 I was in London.
01:12:37.000 That was a rush.
01:12:38.000 Not a good rush.
01:12:40.000 Couldn't think straight.
01:12:41.000 My legs won't stop moving.
01:12:42.000 Now, imagine taking like literally 20 of those over the course of a night and then trying to go to bed.
01:12:48.000 That was me last night.
01:12:48.000 I was laying in bed.
01:12:50.000 I said, I think I'm done.
01:12:51.000 Yeah, it's every night.
01:12:52.000 And then I listen to that fucking Annie Jacobson book every night.
01:12:54.000 I'm like, oh shit.
01:12:55.000 Who's that?
01:12:56.000 She's scared of that.
01:12:58.000 She's the lady that wrote the book on nuclear war.
01:13:00.000 Nuclear war scenario.
01:13:02.000 Which was the scariest book I've ever read.
01:13:04.000 The new one is on biological war.
01:13:06.000 It's bad.
01:13:07.000 It's a bummer.
01:13:08.000 It's fucking scary.
01:13:09.000 It's like, I don't know how easy it would be to ruin everything.
01:13:11.000 Yeah.
01:13:12.000 Yeah.
01:13:13.000 And how we're doing it?
01:13:14.000 How everyone can die.
01:13:15.000 Russia did it.
01:13:15.000 Yeah.
01:13:15.000 And China's definitely doing it.
01:13:17.000 Yeah.
01:13:17.000 We're making crazy stuff right now in labs.
01:13:20.000 Like all this Fauci shit that's coming out.
01:13:22.000 Like a lot of this stuff, what they're really doing is warfare stuff.
01:13:26.000 Yeah.
01:13:26.000 A lot of these, like, diseases, this gain of function where they're trying to pretend that they're trying to protect people from future viruses.
01:13:33.000 What they're doing is making viruses more transmissible and more deadly.
01:13:38.000 And they're working on it.
01:13:39.000 Dude, your tax dollars are at work.
01:13:41.000 All right.
01:13:41.000 They made a plague.
01:13:43.000 They made the bubonic plague that the first 24 hours they spliced in a thing that makes it you feel euphoric.
01:13:50.000 It's like ecstasy for 24 hours so that you want to go out and talk to people and go to a bar and you want to go out and dance.
01:13:58.000 That's like brilliant and evil at the same time.
01:14:00.000 Who's doing that?
01:14:01.000 The Soviets did it.
01:14:02.000 Oh, it spreads like a virus.
01:14:04.000 Oh, yeah.
01:14:04.000 Oh, it's 100%.
01:14:06.000 It's like that cat virus.
01:14:07.000 100% deadly.
01:14:08.000 Yeah, but the fact that they spliced in ecstasy for 24 hours, so the first 24 hours you're like, I got to talk to my friends.
01:14:15.000 You're feeling great.
01:14:16.000 You're going to go out.
01:14:17.000 Wow, that's genius.
01:14:18.000 You're calling your friends up, telling people about your new protocol.
01:14:21.000 This is my new health protocol.
01:14:22.000 What?
01:14:22.000 Damn.
01:14:23.000 Meanwhile, you don't know you have like 100% fatal Ebola or whatever it is.
01:14:28.000 Wow.
01:14:29.000 It's pretty lame.
01:14:30.000 It's pretty lame.
01:14:31.000 Whoever did this should be executed.
01:14:33.000 All of them.
01:14:34.000 Well, you see the Fauci thing where he knew that women were getting miscarriages?
01:14:34.000 All of them.
01:14:39.000 And they lied about it.
01:14:39.000 What?
01:14:40.000 He lied about it months after he knew, after he expressed publicly or privately, rather, in a text message.
01:14:49.000 That it seems there's a cytokine storm that's causing miscarriages with the second dose.
01:14:54.000 So he says this in a text message.
01:14:57.000 I don't know if he said second dose, but he did say cytokine storm that is associated with miscarriages and then publicly was out there promoting the idea of women who are pregnant getting vaccinated when he knew there was an issue.
01:15:12.000 And they also lied about the number.
01:15:14.000 The number of women that got, I don't even want to say what the number was because what I'm reading is 80%.
01:15:22.000 80% miscarriage rate in the first trimester.
01:15:25.000 Something fucking insane.
01:15:27.000 But I personally know five people who got pregnant during the pandemic, got vaccinated, and had miscarriages.
01:15:34.000 Five different people.
01:15:36.000 If I got a girl pregnant, I'd be like, you need to get the vaccine.
01:15:39.000 You need to be safe.
01:15:39.000 Our baby needs to be safe.
01:15:41.000 And you should get both the Moderna and the other one just in case.
01:15:45.000 Oh, mama.
01:15:46.000 Dude, it's fucking terrifying.
01:15:47.000 That guy's a sociopath.
01:15:48.000 People that are thinking that this guy was some sort of a fucking healthcare hero, you don't know what happened in the 80s.
01:15:54.000 You need to go and just objectively understand.
01:15:58.000 Read up on what that guy did with AZT and AIDS in the 80s.
01:16:02.000 I thought he was like an AIDS hero.
01:16:03.000 Fucking monster.
01:16:04.000 Didn't he do a lot of good with AIDS?
01:16:06.000 No.
01:16:07.000 I'll tell you in a minute.
01:16:08.000 So, what does it say?
01:16:11.000 Cumulative miscarriage rate of 10.8% from 6 to 20 weeks after mRNA vaccination.
01:16:19.000 Just stop and think of that.
01:16:21.000 Imagine if you're having a kid, and Mark, you have a kid.
01:16:24.000 You're the only one besides me.
01:16:26.000 You love your kids more than fucking anything in life.
01:16:29.000 The idea that you could give a Medication and one out of ten, your baby's dead.
01:16:37.000 No one's going to sign up for that.
01:16:38.000 And what is the odds your wife is going to live and everyone's going to be fine?
01:16:42.000 It's 99.9. 99999 if you're healthy.
01:16:47.000 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 This is a misleading recalculation of preliminary registry data.
01:17:08.000 Many live births in that early report involve people vaccinated in late pregnancy.
01:17:13.000 So simply removing them from the denominator while returning.
01:17:17.000 But the issue, apparently, what he said was in the first trimester.
01:17:20.000 That's why it's 82% within the first trimester.
01:17:24.000 That's what they're saying.
01:17:25.000 This is what I'm reading from actual doctors, including Jay Bhattacharya, was talking about it online.
01:17:30.000 So this is like not kooks that are talking about this.
01:17:33.000 This issue that he knew that there was an issue with women having miscarriages, and that motherfucker still promoted it.
01:17:39.000 He still promoted it openly on television.
01:17:42.000 It's very important that women get vaccinated.
01:17:45.000 That's the most important thing.
01:17:47.000 They were just selling vaccines, man.
01:17:50.000 They were selling vaccines and killing people.
01:17:52.000 And why the fuck does an 80 year old have a diary?
01:17:55.000 Anyone find that strange?
01:17:56.000 Did she see me in a race car bed with a female?
01:17:59.000 Today, Jennifer Aniston said I was lovely.
01:18:04.000 Weird.
01:18:04.000 Julia Roberts called me a hero.
01:18:07.000 What's he trying to remember?
01:18:07.000 Yeah, who's he, Ted?
01:18:08.000 He's going to be fucking crazy.
01:18:09.000 Bro, he's a crazy person.
01:18:11.000 I'm going to look back at this.
01:18:12.000 That guy's a fucking legit crazy person.
01:18:16.000 Did other signs of attack?
01:18:18.000 He gave people AZT in the 1980s when they had AIDS.
01:18:22.000 AZT was a chemotherapy medication that they discontinued because it was killing people quicker than cancer.
01:18:28.000 But it had already passed through all the FDA bullshit, right?
01:18:31.000 So it had already been a used drug.
01:18:33.000 So once it's a used drug, you can use it for other things, off label use.
01:18:37.000 So that's what they started doing.
01:18:40.000 No.
01:18:41.000 So that's what they started doing in the 80s, and they're just fucking killing people who didn't even have any symptoms.
01:18:46.000 Arthur Ashe didn't even have any symptoms, and they just started giving him AZT, and he was dead in like six months.
01:18:51.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:18:51.000 I think that's the.
01:18:52.000 Didn't Baryshnikov die from AIDS as well?
01:18:55.000 Mikhail Baryshnikov.
01:18:56.000 Oh, the dancer?
01:18:56.000 Oh, from sex.
01:18:57.000 Yes.
01:18:58.000 Did he?
01:18:58.000 He was a homosexual.
01:19:00.000 Am I making that up?
01:19:01.000 Pull it up.
01:19:03.000 Someone like that also died of AIDS that didn't have any symptoms, but tested positive for HIV.
01:19:09.000 And then the problem with the testing positive was they were doing the same shit that they were doing during the COVID epidemic, where 80% plus of all the COVID positives were false positives because they were using the PCR method, which Kerry Mullis, the guy who invented the PCR method, said it's not supposed to be ever used to detect an actual infection.
01:19:30.000 That's not what it's for.
01:19:31.000 It's detecting particles, like whatever small amount elements, depending on how many cycles you ramp it up.
01:19:38.000 And if you ramp it up enough cycles, you could find almost anything.
01:19:41.000 And that's what they were finding.
01:19:42.000 There's 80 plus percent false positives.
01:19:46.000 So, how did he die?
01:19:48.000 He's not dead.
01:19:49.000 Oh, great.
01:19:49.000 It wasn't him.
01:19:50.000 There was another guy who was a dancer.
01:19:53.000 Well, you've got to have Fauci on.
01:19:54.000 Sorry, Michelle.
01:19:55.000 Yeah, you've got to have Fauci on.
01:19:57.000 Oh, yeah, definitely have him on.
01:19:58.000 He'll plead the fifth to everything.
01:19:59.000 Did you see that shit?
01:20:00.000 What color is your tie?
01:20:01.000 I respectfully plead the fifth.
01:20:04.000 He's got pardon.
01:20:05.000 It's a Golder plea.
01:20:06.000 But here's the thing.
01:20:07.000 But the thing is, Biden did all those through AutoPen.
01:20:13.000 What's AutoPen?
01:20:16.000 Auto pen is you use like a stamp, like a rubber stamp, instead of actually writing a signature.
01:20:23.000 And they don't count.
01:20:24.000 And this is what allegedly, supposedly, Trump is saying that they don't count and he's making them all null and void.
01:20:31.000 So that means, if that's the case, that means that Biden, who pardoned more people than anybody ever, by far, by like a giant jump, he pardoned Fauci for 10 years for things that he didn't do.
01:20:46.000 Trump can't void Biden's auto part because of auto pen.
01:20:49.000 So, this is very recent.
01:20:50.000 You didn't say he wasn't going to do it.
01:20:51.000 Okay, but he did it.
01:20:52.000 This is March 17th.
01:20:54.000 So, this is March 17th, 2025.
01:20:56.000 I know, I saw it.
01:20:58.000 But look it up recently because he did it on True Social.
01:21:02.000 He talked about it on True Social.
01:21:04.000 Unless it's fake.
01:21:05.000 That's the other thing.
01:21:05.000 It could be fake.
01:21:07.000 I'm not a lot.
01:21:07.000 Look, I have done a very smart thing over the last three months where I almost never go on Twitter.
01:21:14.000 Good.
01:21:15.000 And I go on Instagram, and my curation right now is nice.
01:21:18.000 It's all murders and science stuff.
01:21:21.000 Dude, I'll send you some dog videos.
01:21:22.000 We'll get really in there.
01:21:23.000 Yeah, I got dog videos.
01:21:24.000 Top 10 dogs of the week.
01:21:26.000 We rate dogs.
01:21:27.000 Everybody look it up.
01:21:28.000 Fat asses.
01:21:29.000 This is Trump says he respects Biden's Anthony Fauci pardon amid outcry over his own.
01:21:35.000 So here's the thing about the auto pen.
01:21:37.000 If I had a guess, if I had a guess, if you were starting to complain about Biden's pardons and then you overturn Biden's pardons, at the end of this presidency, there's going to be a lot of people where the justice is going to be coming for them.
01:21:52.000 Unless a Republican gets into office.
01:21:55.000 If JD Vance or Marco Rubio wins in 2028, they're going to be okay.
01:21:59.000 But if someone else, if the guy from Pennsylvania or whoever it is, whatever it is.
01:22:06.000 Are they talking about Shapiro?
01:22:08.000 Maybe.
01:22:08.000 You know, he's one of the ones that they throw around.
01:22:10.000 Is he Shapiro?
01:22:12.000 No.
01:22:12.000 Josh Shapiro?
01:22:13.000 There's a few people that they say could be the president.
01:22:15.000 The other guy is the Cal Football Club.
01:22:17.000 They never try any of them for war crimes because they're like, I guess you guys will come back at me.
01:22:20.000 Exactly.
01:22:21.000 They all do it.
01:22:22.000 Everyone in the government is doing that shit.
01:22:24.000 This government has done some shit that no government has ever done before.
01:22:27.000 And one of them is the crypto stuff.
01:22:29.000 The crypto stuff's nuts.
01:22:30.000 What?
01:22:30.000 It's like Trump has made billions in crypto.
01:22:33.000 Yeah, like the bad look.
01:22:35.000 Government's so fucking crooked.
01:22:36.000 And then you got his sons, and his sons are involved in all these weird business deals where the business deals have to do with some things that Trump put, and then the sons are involved in these businesses.
01:22:45.000 And like there's a lot of money flowing around that you could dig in and start arresting people.
01:22:52.000 So if he pardons a bunch of people and gives them the same kind of deal that he gave Fauci.
01:22:57.000 I don't know how the Trump family would do that.
01:22:59.000 Lakers sell Josh Kushner for.
01:23:01.000 Yeah, but that's his brother.
01:23:04.000 That's Jared Kushner's brother.
01:23:05.000 He's not.
01:23:06.000 Still.
01:23:07.000 But that's just a guy who has money.
01:23:08.000 Dolly Parton.
01:23:09.000 I was at the White House two weeks ago.
01:23:11.000 He was at the White House?
01:23:12.000 Gabe Trump was.
01:23:12.000 Yeah, so was I.
01:23:13.000 So was Shane.
01:23:14.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:23:14.000 Like, that's the problem.
01:23:15.000 Let's stop bringing up that.
01:23:17.000 We got there early.
01:23:18.000 We were there.
01:23:18.000 We were there.
01:23:19.000 We prayed.
01:23:20.000 You asked me to go in the VIP room.
01:23:21.000 I said, no.
01:23:22.000 You didn't?
01:23:23.000 I went in there.
01:23:23.000 Fuck no.
01:23:24.000 I knew the photos were going to be taken.
01:23:25.000 What was in the champagne room?
01:23:26.000 Me and Nate Bargazzi were in there.
01:23:28.000 I know.
01:23:28.000 Chilling.
01:23:29.000 I know.
01:23:29.000 Look how that turned out.
01:23:30.000 It was fun.
01:23:31.000 I stood outside in the rain.
01:23:32.000 I was like, I'm not getting my picture taken.
01:23:33.000 I took zero heat for that event.
01:23:35.000 But you took a photo with Trump a couple years back.
01:23:38.000 Yeah.
01:23:39.000 A funny photo.
01:23:39.000 That was a great photo.
01:23:40.000 It's ridiculous.
01:23:41.000 That was when you were wearing the Pablo Escobar shirt.
01:23:43.000 That was pre a lot of things.
01:23:44.000 That's true.
01:23:46.000 Pre world record?
01:23:48.000 No, no, no.
01:23:48.000 Not me personally.
01:23:49.000 I mean, pre him.
01:23:50.000 Pre him.
01:23:51.000 Back then, when I was taking that picture, I was like, this guy's going to release the Epstein files.
01:23:54.000 No more wars.
01:23:55.000 I liked it.
01:23:56.000 Was it killing Americans?
01:23:57.000 Also, it still didn't vote for him.
01:23:59.000 Not a big deal.
01:24:01.000 The Epstein files and then the Iran wars.
01:24:03.000 I saw you go after the vice president.
01:24:06.000 It was pretty good.
01:24:07.000 Well, I had to question him.
01:24:08.000 I mean, you know, I want to know.
01:24:10.000 Like, what are you saying?
01:24:11.000 I liked it because he was like, You were like, well, maybe they fucking went to war with Iran for this.
01:24:15.000 And he's like, well, I mean, you're saying it wouldn't be because of that.
01:24:17.000 You're like, all right, put that aside.
01:24:19.000 Yeah, he slipped that like Mayweather.
01:24:20.000 Well, I had to have a, well, he did a good job of being respectful to the president.
01:24:24.000 That's what you're supposed to do if you're the vice president.
01:24:26.000 That's your job.
01:24:27.000 Yeah.
01:24:27.000 I mean, it really is your job.
01:24:29.000 If you, you represent, it's a different thing, just being a guy versus being a vice president.
01:24:34.000 So he's in a position where I had, you know, I asked him a tough question.
01:24:37.000 Do you think that Trump would have actually bombed Iran and started war with Iran if it wasn't for the influence of Israel?
01:24:43.000 And he said, I really do.
01:24:44.000 I go, I'm like, really?
01:24:46.000 Really?
01:24:46.000 You really think so?
01:24:47.000 Why?
01:24:48.000 Like, what makes you think that?
01:24:49.000 We'll give you an honest answer either way.
01:24:50.000 And if you listen to Scott Horton, he, you know, Scott Horton is an awesome guy on all things war, anti war.
01:24:57.000 And here's a who.
01:24:58.000 And his.
01:24:59.000 That's what I was going with.
01:25:02.000 That's what I was going with.
01:25:03.000 He explained to me in great depth how difficult it is to turn enriched uranium into an actual nuclear bomb.
01:25:10.000 And he's like, they were nowhere near able to do that.
01:25:13.000 And Israel has wanted us to bomb Iran forever.
01:25:17.000 They've been going to the UN with cartoon bombs saying they're at 62%.
01:25:22.000 They're about to get to 80%.
01:25:23.000 They've been doing this forever, trying to convince the United States.
01:25:27.000 And only Trump took the bait.
01:25:29.000 But didn't Hillary want to do it?
01:25:30.000 No, they just kept kicking it down.
01:25:32.000 He was on that list.
01:25:33.000 They didn't do it, though.
01:25:35.000 For sure.
01:25:35.000 They didn't do it, though.
01:25:37.000 Trump did.
01:25:38.000 So they all thought about it and, like, this is not the smart thing to do.
01:25:41.000 And they, look, they fucking ruined Libya, right?
01:25:44.000 They did a lot of weird shit that they shouldn't have done.
01:25:46.000 But they didn't do that one.
01:25:48.000 Spread the Iraq.
01:25:49.000 Everybody tried Syria.
01:25:50.000 The Iran thing's a big one.
01:25:51.000 Because it's like, okay, now what?
01:25:53.000 Because now we are the great Satan.
01:25:55.000 Now he's sneaking out in a fucking catering cart.
01:25:58.000 I heard the Iran thing was to get back to China.
01:26:00.000 How crazy was that?
01:26:01.000 They snuck him out.
01:26:02.000 I heard that too.
01:26:03.000 The cart of the deal.
01:26:04.000 I saw you on Twitter.
01:26:06.000 Oh, you already tweeted that?
01:26:07.000 Yeah, he tweeted that, that motherfucker.
01:26:09.000 He tweeted it an hour ago.
01:26:11.000 Solid, fresh in his mind.
01:26:12.000 He's happy with it.
01:26:14.000 But not only that, they snuck him out on another jet, but they put the reporters on Air Force One.
01:26:21.000 That's wonderful.
01:26:21.000 That's wild.
01:26:22.000 That's wild.
01:26:23.000 Because if that thing blew up in the sky, that would be fucking wild.
01:26:26.000 I would love to see those reporters like, I find Trump's a pretty good guy.
01:26:29.000 Is this free PJ?
01:26:31.000 That's awesome.
01:26:31.000 Eating cheese.
01:26:33.000 Those cheese with the toothpicks.
01:26:35.000 Yeah, they're sitting there like, normally he comes out of that back room and makes fun of us by now.
01:26:41.000 PJs are the greatest thing about being rich.
01:26:43.000 Quiet Piggy.
01:26:44.000 He comes in and calls one of us a fat bitch.
01:26:47.000 Quiet Piggy.
01:26:51.000 Quiet Piggy was.
01:26:52.000 One of the greatest fucking things the president's ever said.
01:26:55.000 I heard one that ended up being real, but it made me laugh so hard when he told Elon Musk to go back to Africa.
01:27:01.000 No, I never saw that.
01:27:02.000 It turned out not to be real, but I'm like, damn, that's funny.
01:27:05.000 That's fun.
01:27:05.000 Him and Elon are close again, which is so weird.
01:27:08.000 I think when you're on your second term, you're like, ah, fuck it.
01:27:11.000 Let's let it ride.
01:27:12.000 Let's say anything.
01:27:13.000 Make as much money as he can.
01:27:15.000 There's a lot of that.
01:27:16.000 But he's also, how old is he?
01:27:17.000 84.
01:27:17.000 What happened to him?
01:27:19.000 83, where you're like, I need to do all this.
01:27:21.000 Because he's got to protect himself legally.
01:27:23.000 So let's imagine he stays alive for the next 10 years.
01:27:26.000 Just think about what they did to him with the Russia, Russia, Russia bullshit and then with the real estate bullshit.
01:27:31.000 I wish they gave him real stuff.
01:27:33.000 Well, here's the thing, though.
01:27:34.000 He needs real money.
01:27:36.000 You need real money to fight that stuff.
01:27:39.000 Like the amount of money that he spent in legal fees for the Manhattan real estate thing or the Palm Beach real estate thing, the Mar a Lago, when they said that Mar a Lago is worth 18 million.
01:27:49.000 Sure.
01:27:50.000 Mar a Lago is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
01:27:52.000 So you don't pay taxes on it?
01:27:53.000 It's like they tried to get him for real estate fraud.
01:27:53.000 No.
01:27:56.000 They tried to get that lady.
01:27:57.000 What the fuck's her name?
01:27:58.000 Letitia James.
01:28:00.000 So they're going after him using all these lawsuits that are frivolous, they don't make any sense.
01:28:06.000 So by doing that and trying to bankrupt him or at least trying to put him in jail.
01:28:10.000 Like he realizes that, okay, I need a ton of money to protect myself.
01:28:15.000 Now he's actually doing things that are going to get him in trouble.
01:28:19.000 Okay, so what's going to get him in trouble?
01:28:21.000 So here's the question The thing about the crypto is it's shady as fuck, but it's legal.
01:28:28.000 Really?
01:28:29.000 Yep.
01:28:29.000 I don't know if it should be.
01:28:30.000 I don't know what the deal is.
01:28:32.000 I mean, I don't understand crypto really.
01:28:34.000 I've had a bunch of people try to get me into crypto.
01:28:37.000 I understand one thing.
01:28:37.000 Didn't Haktu get in trouble for this?
01:28:39.000 She did, but it wasn't her fault.
01:28:40.000 Hawk to that poor lady.
01:28:42.000 She got roped into something in a pump and dump, and she's not sophisticated.
01:28:46.000 Pump and dump.
01:28:48.000 Spit on it.
01:28:49.000 She's a young lady, and I guarantee you, by hearing her talking about spitting on cocks, she hasn't spent a lot of time in economics class.
01:29:00.000 Shrinkle down.
01:29:01.000 So she probably got talked to into it by a bunch of slick people.
01:29:05.000 Look, she's fucking like 21 years old.
01:29:08.000 She was never famous at all.
01:29:11.000 She has one little tiny video where she says she got to spit on that thing, and then everybody loves her, and she's trying to make money.
01:29:17.000 And then someone comes along and says, Hey, we're going to make this coin.
01:29:21.000 Who do you think came along?
01:29:21.000 It's totally legal.
01:29:23.000 I don't know.
01:29:24.000 Somebody came.
01:29:25.000 Joseph.
01:29:25.000 Remember who you said it?
01:29:26.000 I'm not even testing you.
01:29:27.000 You said it.
01:29:28.000 Donald Trump reported more than $1.4 billion in crypto related income for 2025, the first year of his second term, according to his federal financial disclosure.
01:29:38.000 That's a lot of money for a year.
01:29:39.000 He did a bump and dump on his own people.
01:29:41.000 He did.
01:29:41.000 So ridiculous.
01:29:42.000 Well, I don't know if he did.
01:29:43.000 This is my question.
01:29:44.000 Definitely did, dude.
01:29:45.000 But here's my question.
01:29:45.000 Trump Coin's not making.
01:29:46.000 I understand.
01:29:47.000 But this is my question.
01:29:49.000 Who's really investing in Trump Coin?
01:29:51.000 And is it.
01:29:52.000 Me and my dad.
01:29:53.000 But is it in fact a way to pay someone?
01:29:55.000 Let me say this because I don't know who's buying it.
01:29:58.000 I'm just guessing.
01:29:59.000 But let's just make up a fake scenario where I talked you into making a Gillis coin.
01:30:06.000 Okay?
01:30:06.000 And I say, listen, dude, dude, dude, dude, listen to this.
01:30:08.000 We're going to make a Gillis coin and I am going to personally, because you did something for me and I can't pay you because that's illegal for this thing.
01:30:17.000 So, what we're going to do is instead of you hooking me up with deals and making sure the regulations get killed and all this stuff, instead, what I'm going to do is I'm going to put a billion dollars into this fucking Trump coin or this Gillis coin, excuse me.
01:30:33.000 And then we're going to have a bunch of other people throw a little bit of money in there, but the whole evaluation is going to be very high.
01:30:40.000 So, there's going to be a few morons that are like gamblers that want to get in and try to sell, which definitely people are going to be.
01:30:45.000 I think that's what it is.
01:30:45.000 I think it's influences doing it.
01:30:46.000 There's a lot of that.
01:30:47.000 There's a lot of gamblers.
01:30:48.000 But there's also a sneaky way to pay somebody off.
01:30:52.000 Right?
01:30:53.000 If I raise the money by putting in high pressure.
01:30:55.000 If we make Shafir coin, we make Shafir coin.
01:30:57.000 I tell you, it's not in England.
01:30:59.000 So if I tell you.
01:31:03.000 Somehow or another, we did something shady and I owed you some money.
01:31:06.000 I'm like, look, I can't just give you money, but this is what we're going to do.
01:31:09.000 We're going to start a coin, and then I am going to finance your coin.
01:31:13.000 So I'm going to pour a bunch of money in your coin.
01:31:15.000 Talk about how great it is.
01:31:16.000 As an anonymous investor in an overseas account, I'm going to dump a shitload of money into this coin, and then we're going to hype it up.
01:31:22.000 We're going to get a bunch of other people involved, and then we're going to pull some money out of it for you.
01:31:27.000 And then you sell.
01:31:28.000 But I think that's all they're really doing right now.
01:31:31.000 They get some influencer to go in.
01:31:34.000 Raises up and they sell off little bits at a time.
01:31:36.000 It's corrupt musical chairs.
01:31:38.000 It's like you know when you're going to stop the music.
01:31:40.000 Yeah.
01:31:41.000 Mmm.
01:31:42.000 What about the insider trading?
01:31:44.000 Well, there's that.
01:31:45.000 That's the other thing.
01:31:46.000 I mean, DeRosa was here yesterday.
01:31:48.000 DeRosa was talking about how when he worked for the Senate, and he was saying, like, these fucking people.
01:31:54.000 Boy, what the fuck?
01:31:55.000 Texas.
01:31:56.000 Yeah.
01:31:57.000 DeRosa worked for the Senate.
01:31:58.000 Joseph, yeah.
01:31:59.000 He did.
01:32:00.000 And he was involved in.
01:32:01.000 Get him all one extra shot.
01:32:03.000 What did he say, Jamie?
01:32:05.000 He was involved in something in the media?
01:32:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:32:09.000 They made him on KFC.
01:32:10.000 Some media department, some part of it.
01:32:13.000 But the point is, he was saying, is this crazy?
01:32:14.000 We see these people and they're getting like $150,000 a year, but that's a tiny percentage of what they're making.
01:32:21.000 All these donations that they're getting, all these deals they're doing in business.
01:32:24.000 They're doing baseball to get around the salary, 100%.
01:32:27.000 They're just like, we'll give you a job.
01:32:29.000 What?
01:32:30.000 I hate the Dodgers.
01:32:30.000 I hate the Dodgers.
01:32:31.000 They're slipping, huh?
01:32:32.000 You guys hate the Dodgers.
01:32:33.000 Well, they are losing right now.
01:32:35.000 They're just the best team ever and they bought all the players.
01:32:37.000 That Asian cat.
01:32:38.000 Oh, Tommy.
01:32:39.000 He's a Tommy.
01:32:40.000 Is he the best ever?
01:32:41.000 Not probably.
01:32:42.000 Numbers wise.
01:32:43.000 Egan will argue that.
01:32:44.000 Last few years, he is.
01:32:45.000 He could be if he keeps doing what he's doing.
01:32:47.000 In the last few years, he's been the best.
01:32:48.000 You see Wade Boggs?
01:32:51.000 He was fishing with his shirt off.
01:32:53.000 Fucking jacked.
01:32:53.000 He's like 100 years old.
01:32:54.000 Yeah, he looks amazing.
01:32:56.000 He looks great.
01:32:57.000 And he beat cancer.
01:32:58.000 Really?
01:32:59.000 He beat cancer.
01:32:59.000 And his wife.
01:32:59.000 He won the World Series.
01:33:01.000 He got on a police horse.
01:33:04.000 Well, when I was living in Boston, he was going through that whole cheating scandal.
01:33:08.000 Like he had a little floozy on the side, and it all went.
01:33:12.000 Public.
01:33:12.000 Look at him.
01:33:13.000 What?
01:33:14.000 Show the full picture, though.
01:33:16.000 There's a better version of that picture where you see his arms and everything as well.
01:33:20.000 There it is.
01:33:21.000 He's living.
01:33:21.000 Look at that.
01:33:22.000 Jacked.
01:33:23.000 It's like the expendables.
01:33:25.000 He's fucking bogged.
01:33:25.000 Yankee great.
01:33:26.000 He's Chuck Norris right there.
01:33:27.000 Fuck you, Boston.
01:33:28.000 Yankee great.
01:33:29.000 Look how great he looks.
01:33:31.000 First of all, look how lean he is.
01:33:33.000 Fucking dude is in shape.
01:33:34.000 Looks like Kumil Nangiani.
01:33:35.000 He's got the appendix there, too.
01:33:40.000 How much better would the world be if we got all those progressive dorks to get on the Kumil Nangiani diet?
01:33:46.000 All of them.
01:33:48.000 All those dorks that are talking about how their friends have trans friends.
01:33:52.000 Like, stop.
01:33:54.000 Your kids are nine.
01:33:55.000 They don't have trans friends.
01:33:58.000 Your nine year old kids don't have trans friends.
01:34:01.000 Here, you need testosterone and start doing some deadlifts.
01:34:05.000 And you'd be like, yeah, this is crazy.
01:34:07.000 Kumel's a cool guy.
01:34:07.000 Man, now he's a marvel.
01:34:09.000 He's a great guy.
01:34:09.000 I like him a lot.
01:34:11.000 He's a great guy.
01:34:13.000 I've only had a few interactions with him, but they've been very nice.
01:34:16.000 He's a very nice guy.
01:34:17.000 And I like the fact that he got jacked.
01:34:19.000 Jacked.
01:34:20.000 A Marvel hero.
01:34:20.000 Fuck you.
01:34:21.000 Fuck you.
01:34:22.000 This idea that you can't be funny and be jacked.
01:34:24.000 Suck it.
01:34:24.000 Suck it.
01:34:25.000 Shut your fucking dirty, stinky hole.
01:34:28.000 You know nothing.
01:34:29.000 There's no rules.
01:34:30.000 There's no fucking rules.
01:34:30.000 That's right.
01:34:32.000 Cardigans on stage.
01:34:33.000 You've got to cover up.
01:34:34.000 Well, it's just distracting.
01:34:37.000 Fucking sweatiness.
01:34:39.000 It's funny.
01:34:40.000 Girls go the other way.
01:34:41.000 Girls are like.
01:34:42.000 The New Rangers are kicking your ass.
01:34:43.000 But it doesn't work.
01:34:44.000 I remember we were walking.
01:34:46.000 Who's kicking my ass?
01:34:47.000 The New Rangers.
01:34:48.000 The new Rangers?
01:34:49.000 Your drinks.
01:34:50.000 Oh, yeah, they are.
01:34:51.000 They get me lit.
01:34:53.000 That's a good name for you, the Voodoo Ranger.
01:34:56.000 Me and Fitzsimmons walked into the comedy store one night, and there was this lady on stage that had a short leather miniskirt, high heels, great legs, big tits.
01:35:05.000 Like, that was her mom doing there.
01:35:07.000 And she was on stage, and she was talking, and I just turned.
01:35:10.000 We walked in, I turned him instantly.
01:35:12.000 I go, What are the odds that she's funny?
01:35:14.000 And he goes, One in a billion.
01:35:16.000 There's zero percent.
01:35:16.000 I go, Zero.
01:35:17.000 There's no chance.
01:35:18.000 There's not a chance in hell that this young lady who's that hot is funny.
01:35:22.000 It's not possible.
01:35:23.000 I think Judy Gold's hilarious.
01:35:25.000 Yeah.
01:35:27.000 Boy, imagine her in a skirt.
01:35:29.000 Woo!
01:35:30.000 See that labia hanging?
01:35:32.000 Jesus.
01:35:33.000 Sorry, she's.
01:35:33.000 Cut that.
01:35:34.000 Cut that.
01:35:35.000 Yeah, good choice.
01:35:36.000 You didn't deserve that.
01:35:37.000 She'd be getting kicked out of bathrooms.
01:35:39.000 I go, sir, get the fuck out of here.
01:35:44.000 Cut it, J Mo.
01:35:44.000 Time the note.
01:35:45.000 Note the time.
01:35:46.000 Cut it, and we're back.
01:35:47.000 We were joking, right?
01:35:50.000 Hey, cut it like Perez Hilton.
01:35:52.000 Cut it again.
01:35:53.000 We're back.
01:35:54.000 Tim Dillon thinks it's fake.
01:35:55.000 What's fake?
01:35:56.000 I thought it was fake.
01:35:56.000 You think some of the cuts are fake?
01:35:58.000 He thinks he was like someone who's covered himself with paint or something.
01:36:01.000 That's exactly what I just said.
01:36:02.000 You really think that?
01:36:03.000 Yeah, I watched it.
01:36:04.000 He knows the gaze.
01:36:06.000 Like rubbing a knife against him.
01:36:08.000 Pull it up.
01:36:09.000 And there's no cuts when he does it.
01:36:11.000 I thought the report said he was hospitalized with serious injuries.
01:36:16.000 And I thought there was drugs involved.
01:36:17.000 Brain damage.
01:36:17.000 Like ODing kind of stuff, probably.
01:36:20.000 Well, he said he wanted the cops to shoot him.
01:36:22.000 For real.
01:36:23.000 Again, I didn't watch it, but I was listening to Tim Dillon.
01:36:26.000 Two.
01:36:27.000 Two.
01:36:28.000 I don't think he pits on the fucking studio anymore.
01:36:30.000 What?
01:36:31.000 What?
01:36:31.000 What the fuck did he just say?
01:36:33.000 This is what we were talking about on the phone yesterday.
01:36:35.000 This is why England lost.
01:36:37.000 Mumbles, and you're like, what are you talking about?
01:36:39.000 I don't know what you just said.
01:36:40.000 You have so much energy.
01:36:41.000 You can translate?
01:36:42.000 You won't let me piss in the studio anymore.
01:36:44.000 There you go.
01:36:45.000 He should move to the north.
01:36:46.000 That's right.
01:36:47.000 In England.
01:36:48.000 Yeah, you can piss anywhere.
01:36:49.000 Piss in the corner.
01:36:50.000 Yeah.
01:36:51.000 Piss in your own apartment on the floor.
01:36:52.000 No one cares.
01:36:53.000 Man, my tour in Wales.
01:36:55.000 I got heckled by those guys.
01:36:56.000 You don't know what the fuck to say.
01:36:58.000 The whole crowd laughs, and you're like, damn.
01:36:59.000 Yeah.
01:37:00.000 Must have been a good one.
01:37:01.000 Right, right.
01:37:02.000 What's that, sir?
01:37:03.000 Oh, man.
01:37:04.000 I did Glasgow.
01:37:05.000 Those heckles are wild.
01:37:06.000 I did Dublin and I did Belfast back in the day.
01:37:10.000 Belfast was the craziest.
01:37:11.000 Like, you don't understand a word they're saying.
01:37:12.000 Nothing.
01:37:13.000 Don't understand a word.
01:37:14.000 Scotland, I couldn't understand a word.
01:37:15.000 I was drunk at a bar.
01:37:16.000 I went to a bar and me and this one dude.
01:37:18.000 I just met this guy at a bar.
01:37:20.000 We just started throwing down.
01:37:21.000 And four or five drinks in.
01:37:23.000 He's just like, I'll fight any man.
01:37:26.000 Fucking Chocolate Dill, whoever it is.
01:37:29.000 I'll fight any man.
01:37:30.000 I'm like, I believe you.
01:37:32.000 I love that he's not saying he's going to win.
01:37:32.000 I believe you.
01:37:35.000 He's just like, I'll fucking do it.
01:37:36.000 I'll fight any man.
01:37:37.000 He wanted me to know.
01:37:39.000 He wanted me to know.
01:37:40.000 And I'm like, I believe.
01:37:41.000 Those are the best.
01:37:42.000 Let's have another drink.
01:37:43.000 They are.
01:37:43.000 They are literally the best bros of all time.
01:37:44.000 Yeah, they're fun.
01:37:45.000 Remember, I grew up with guys like that.
01:37:47.000 It was a good time.
01:37:48.000 You were glad they were on your side because they were just totally insane.
01:37:51.000 I miss those days where I could just go to a bar and just pull up and just get lit.
01:37:56.000 It was fun.
01:37:56.000 Oh, yeah, you can't do that.
01:37:57.000 It's too hard.
01:37:58.000 It's too many people come over.
01:38:00.000 Back then, so this is like 2007 or some shit.
01:38:05.000 There's no cameras, there's no phones, there's no iPhone yet.
01:38:08.000 So it's like people were just hanging out.
01:38:10.000 Cameras have ruined, I think, people have ruined.
01:38:13.000 Phones have ruined everything in terms of people's connection with each other.
01:38:17.000 Oh, that too.
01:38:18.000 100%.
01:38:19.000 Just spying on each other all the time.
01:38:20.000 The old phones, that was as far as we should have gone.
01:38:23.000 A flip phone that you could text on.
01:38:25.000 And the texting sucked.
01:38:26.000 And then we know it's bad and we still can't stop.
01:38:28.000 Yeah.
01:38:29.000 We can't stop.
01:38:30.000 It's got too much good shit on it.
01:38:31.000 But I've pulled back considerably, like I was saying, over the last three months.
01:38:35.000 Just decided enough is enough.
01:38:37.000 I just decided enough is enough.
01:38:37.000 It's hard to do.
01:38:39.000 I'm like, I don't like how I feel when I just scroll through.
01:38:43.000 You get off for an hour sometimes, you're just like, what the fuck?
01:38:43.000 Doom.
01:38:46.000 I know.
01:38:46.000 You're bummed out.
01:38:48.000 I can't look at it anymore.
01:38:50.000 Like, I can't.
01:38:50.000 Because it's a lot about you.
01:38:51.000 It's just negative.
01:38:52.000 Yeah.
01:38:53.000 All negative.
01:38:54.000 Everything's negative.
01:38:54.000 It hurts, so it's not like I'm making a disciplined choice to be like, I don't want to look at this anymore.
01:38:59.000 I haven't looked at Reddit in forever.
01:39:01.000 In years.
01:39:02.000 I can't look at Twitter anymore.
01:39:04.000 They'll show you a picture of nature.
01:39:06.000 They go, Well, not everyone can afford to get there.
01:39:09.000 You're like, Oh, damn.
01:39:11.000 Oh, God.
01:39:11.000 Oh, God.
01:39:12.000 It totally makes me feel bad.
01:39:13.000 It's like, I can't even.
01:39:15.000 I mean, of course I can, but I don't want to click on it anymore.
01:39:17.000 You don't want to live in their world.
01:39:19.000 You don't want to be in their head.
01:39:21.000 And they don't want to either.
01:39:22.000 And the only way for them out is to not do that.
01:39:25.000 And if they keep doing it and keep living in that fucking same swamp of ideas.
01:39:29.000 They're never going to change.
01:39:30.000 But my dad just got on Instagram Reels, which is very fun.
01:39:34.000 What's his name?
01:39:36.000 He's TikTok.
01:39:37.000 He's sending us fucking AI dog videos, like dogs driving cars.
01:39:42.000 I love it.
01:39:43.000 That's positive.
01:39:44.000 Oh, no, it's great.
01:39:45.000 And it's a nice thing for me and him.
01:39:46.000 Like, I'll send him Instagram Reels of, like, you know, Larry Bird highlights.
01:39:51.000 I'll send him, like, some white safeties from the 90s fucking laying guys at, like, John Lynch highlight videos.
01:39:51.000 Yeah.
01:39:59.000 Steve Larky's got a lot of stuff.
01:40:02.000 It's the best way for guys to connect.
01:40:04.000 It's like, here's a funny meme, here's a video.
01:40:06.000 Because we got nothing to say.
01:40:07.000 Hey, I'm going to tell you guys something.
01:40:08.000 We have to edit this out because no one can know yet.
01:40:12.000 Pause.
01:40:13.000 No, no.
01:40:14.000 Yes.
01:40:15.000 By the way, I'm glad we didn't do that.
01:40:17.000 Oh, we're back.
01:40:17.000 And we're back.
01:40:18.000 And we're back.
01:40:19.000 I'm glad we didn't.
01:40:20.000 We were talking about doing one with Hunter Biden, but now everybody's doing one with him.
01:40:23.000 Tucker just did it.
01:40:25.000 And then they did Chris Williamson, Duncan Trussell, Matt McCusker, and Biden.
01:40:30.000 They still are protecting him.
01:40:30.000 They still are protecting him.
01:40:31.000 They still are protecting him.
01:40:33.000 They still are protecting him.
01:40:34.000 They're trying.
01:40:35.000 That limey.
01:40:35.000 They're trying.
01:40:36.000 We wish you the best.
01:40:37.000 Good luck.
01:40:38.000 Oh, you didn't do it?
01:40:38.000 Good luck.
01:40:39.000 There you go.
01:40:39.000 Highlights.
01:40:40.000 Hey.
01:40:41.000 Look at that, Joe.
01:40:41.000 You're going to like this.
01:40:43.000 John Lynch.
01:40:44.000 Oh.
01:40:44.000 Playing the hammer.
01:40:45.000 Pick.
01:40:46.000 4 7.
01:40:46.000 Let's go.
01:40:47.000 Boom.
01:40:48.000 Let's go.
01:40:49.000 Get the fuck out of here, pussy.
01:40:53.000 Bro.
01:40:54.000 You got to do a season on the sidelines.
01:40:57.000 You know what you should do?
01:40:58.000 You know how I do a fight companion?
01:41:00.000 That's very easy.
01:41:00.000 For fights?
01:41:01.000 You should do a game companion.
01:41:01.000 Yeah, he should do that.
01:41:03.000 Ooh.
01:41:04.000 It would be fucking giant.
01:41:08.000 I couldn't do Notre Dame.
01:41:09.000 One of the characters was dead silent the entire game.
01:41:12.000 Oh, right.
01:41:13.000 Do you see that guy?
01:41:13.000 Okay.
01:41:14.000 What about the Phillies game?
01:41:14.000 What about NFL?
01:41:15.000 What about NFL?
01:41:16.000 I could do the Eagles.
01:41:17.000 I could have a little more fun with the Eagles.
01:41:18.000 Dude, do you know how fun that would be?
01:41:20.000 You, McCusker, Jalen Hurts, football players.
01:41:22.000 Jalen Hurts.
01:41:23.000 Get a football player in.
01:41:23.000 Get him in there.
01:41:25.000 Oh, yeah.
01:41:26.000 But get Taylor.
01:41:28.000 Get Taylor.
01:41:29.000 Get Taylor.
01:41:30.000 Yeah, or Will.
01:41:32.000 Yeah, both of them together.
01:41:34.000 That would blow up.
01:41:34.000 How about that?
01:41:35.000 You, McCusker, Taylor, and Will.
01:41:37.000 Let us use your.
01:41:38.000 Do you know what I'm saying?
01:41:39.000 Let's do it out of here.
01:41:40.000 Woo!
01:41:40.000 100%.
01:41:41.000 Walk it in!
01:41:41.000 There it is.
01:41:42.000 100%.
01:41:42.000 On Sunday.
01:41:43.000 He's like, what the fuck?
01:41:44.000 JMO will be involved in this.
01:41:45.000 Bro, it would be a great idea.
01:41:47.000 Sundays.
01:41:48.000 I wouldn't mind a football at all.
01:41:49.000 Occasional Thursdays.
01:41:50.000 Yeah, we can get a couple of booskies in here, watch the football game.
01:41:52.000 Dude, a football companion would be sick.
01:41:54.000 With you guys?
01:41:55.000 That would be literally sick.
01:41:57.000 You could totally use this place.
01:41:58.000 That would be 12 here.
01:42:00.000 Bro, that would be so sick.
01:42:01.000 And people would love it.
01:42:03.000 Adam will come out with me on Sundays when I'm in Austin, and he doesn't drink.
01:42:07.000 So, we'll come out, we'll watch the 1 o'clock game, we'll get a buzz going.
01:42:11.000 He would relapse from that.
01:42:12.000 All right, 4 p.m.
01:42:13.000 We'll stay for the 4 p.m.
01:42:14.000 Spike is he's relapse for less.
01:42:17.000 I'm drinking for the 4 p.m.
01:42:18.000 They go, Fuck it, we're already out here.
01:42:19.000 We might as well stay for Sunday night football.
01:42:21.000 That's the 8 p.m. game.
01:42:23.000 There it is.
01:42:24.000 I came for three hours.
01:42:25.000 He exhaled me for 14 hours.
01:42:26.000 Not drinking?
01:42:27.000 That's crazy.
01:42:28.000 I'm fucking devastated.
01:42:31.000 Every Sunday.
01:42:33.000 Yeah, I think that would be a killer move.
01:42:35.000 That wouldn't listen.
01:42:36.000 We've done fight companions that got way more views than the actual UFC itself.
01:42:40.000 And I think that, like, what's that?
01:42:41.000 Matt watch football?
01:42:42.000 No, but that's what makes it good.
01:42:44.000 Yeah, well, Matt's just funny as shit.
01:42:45.000 Matt's funny, and he, you can ask him about football, and he'll answer earnestly.
01:42:49.000 I'll be like, who do you think is going to win?
01:42:50.000 I'll be like, the Jets.
01:42:53.000 It sucked.
01:42:54.000 It's a great idea.
01:42:57.000 We would have to, yeah.
01:42:59.000 No, you can do whatever you want.
01:43:00.000 Totally.
01:43:01.000 It's a great idea.
01:43:02.000 Definitely do it.
01:43:02.000 Try one.
01:43:04.000 I couldn't do college football.
01:43:06.000 Yeah, I get it.
01:43:06.000 You're too invested.
01:43:06.000 I get you.
01:43:07.000 I'm going to be going to a lot of UT games.
01:43:09.000 We've got to get you to a Texas game this year.
01:43:11.000 Texas, Ohio State.
01:43:11.000 Oh, yeah.
01:43:12.000 Texas, Ohio State.
01:43:12.000 I've been to them.
01:43:14.000 Dude, I went to three last year.
01:43:16.000 Texas, Ohio State.
01:43:16.000 Really?
01:43:17.000 Yeah, well, yeah.
01:43:18.000 Dude, they're fun.
01:43:18.000 Did you tailgate?
01:43:19.000 They got a good tailgate.
01:43:19.000 The best is the nighttime games.
01:43:21.000 Woo.
01:43:22.000 Nighttime games are fun.
01:43:23.000 Bro, nighttime games are lit.
01:43:25.000 They're great.
01:43:26.000 They're fun.
01:43:27.000 Any live event is fun.
01:43:28.000 Any sporting event is fun.
01:43:29.000 Yeah, but there's something about Texas and football where it's like an institution.
01:43:34.000 Oh, I went to the LSU games in college, and it was like the Coliseum.
01:43:38.000 It was insane.
01:43:39.000 What do we got here?
01:43:40.000 September 12th, 6 30, Ohio State versus Texas.
01:43:43.000 That's the one.
01:43:44.000 Let's go.
01:43:46.000 That is only.
01:43:48.000 No, that's the weekend before.
01:43:50.000 That's the weekend.
01:43:51.000 When's the UFC?
01:43:53.000 There's a UFC in that.
01:43:54.000 9 11.
01:43:55.000 That range.
01:43:56.000 Did you?
01:43:57.000 Oh, it's the weekend after.
01:43:58.000 It's the 18th and 19th.
01:44:00.000 That's in LA.
01:44:02.000 This is the UFC in LA.
01:44:03.000 If you guys want to take over the comedy store for a weekend.
01:44:06.000 Oh, shit.
01:44:07.000 What day?
01:44:08.000 18th and 19th.
01:44:09.000 The 19th is the UFC.
01:44:10.000 The 18th.
01:44:11.000 Take over on Friday.
01:44:11.000 September.
01:44:13.000 Damn.
01:44:15.000 What do you say, fellas?
01:44:16.000 What do you say?
01:44:16.000 They're taking over the world, man.
01:44:18.000 We're on the 7th, no doubt.
01:44:19.000 Let's go.
01:44:20.000 I know.
01:44:21.000 Well, we still got to go see Kanye.
01:44:22.000 That's the big one.
01:44:23.000 Kanye, September 4th.
01:44:24.000 Does he have any other shows announced?
01:44:27.000 The 3rd and 4th in Chicago.
01:44:27.000 I'm not sure.
01:44:29.000 Is he going to let you sing a song like Zach Bryant?
01:44:31.000 I'm going to stand on the top of the globe and do stand up.
01:44:34.000 Yeah.
01:44:35.000 Before he comes out, I'm going to do one bit.
01:44:38.000 I got a question.
01:44:39.000 What are the ancient Jews that had the box on the head?
01:44:43.000 Not ancient.
01:44:44.000 They still do the box?
01:44:44.000 That's still around.
01:44:45.000 They still wear the box?
01:44:46.000 They got that in Brooklyn.
01:44:46.000 The E Rocks.
01:44:47.000 Okay, what's the box?
01:44:48.000 It's got a GPS in there so you can plan out where the fucking beepers are.
01:44:54.000 Jakarta is going to be enormous.
01:44:55.000 So Jakarta.
01:44:57.000 Almaty.
01:44:58.000 Where's Almaty?
01:44:58.000 Holy shit.
01:44:59.000 What is that?
01:45:01.000 New Orleans.
01:45:02.000 New Orleans would be fun.
01:45:03.000 Wait, when's New Orleans?
01:45:04.000 When's New Orleans?
01:45:05.000 Kazakhstan?
01:45:05.000 Yeah, when's New Orleans?
01:45:06.000 Kazakhstan.
01:45:06.000 He's doing bad?
01:45:06.000 He's just throwing it in Kazakhstan.
01:45:07.000 He's doing bad?
01:45:08.000 He's just throwing it in Kazakhstan.
01:45:09.000 He's doing bad.
01:45:09.000 He's doing bad.
01:45:09.000 He's doing bad.
01:45:10.000 Kazakhstan.
01:45:10.000 That's crazy.
01:45:12.000 He's doing a stadium in Kazakhstan.
01:45:12.000 Let's go to Kazakhstan.
01:45:14.000 Hey, Superdome in New Orleans would be fun.
01:45:17.000 That's fun.
01:45:18.000 Or we could just go to Jakarta and get killed.
01:45:20.000 Let's go to Jakarta.
01:45:21.000 September 4th.
01:45:22.000 September 4th is the move.
01:45:23.000 3rd or 4th is the move.
01:45:23.000 Or 3rd.
01:45:25.000 I don't know if I still have it in me, boys.
01:45:26.000 What are you talking about?
01:45:29.000 America.
01:45:30.000 You got it.
01:45:31.000 Muscle memory.
01:45:32.000 Kick in Do it for America.
01:45:35.000 America.
01:45:35.000 Fuck England.
01:45:37.000 Fuck yeah.
01:45:40.000 Yeah, I still got it.
01:45:42.000 Chicago is only about.
01:45:43.000 It doesn't go away.
01:45:44.000 How many hours is Chicago from here by plane?
01:45:48.000 Three?
01:45:49.000 Two?
01:45:49.000 Two?
01:45:50.000 It's both central.
01:45:52.000 So we could conceivably do a podcast on that Thursday, the 3rd, and fly straight to Chicago.
01:46:00.000 It's happening.
01:46:03.000 Do a podcast on the plane.
01:46:03.000 We were on the plane.
01:46:04.000 Nice.
01:46:05.000 Yeah, why not?
01:46:05.000 Nice.
01:46:06.000 There's multiple microphones.
01:46:06.000 Nice.
01:46:07.000 Nice.
01:46:07.000 Are you cool with Kanye?
01:46:09.000 We could do it before we met.
01:46:10.000 We met.
01:46:10.000 What?
01:46:11.000 When?
01:46:13.000 In LA.
01:46:14.000 Yeah.
01:46:14.000 Will you please show up with the Yamacon?
01:46:16.000 Oh, get the box.
01:46:19.000 Tell me about the box.
01:46:20.000 Yeah, what's going on with that box?
01:46:21.000 What's in the box?
01:46:22.000 What's in the box?
01:46:23.000 It's got some prayers in there.
01:46:26.000 It ain't a big deal.
01:46:27.000 It's got prayers.
01:46:28.000 It's got some codes.
01:46:29.000 No, really.
01:46:30.000 What is actually in the box?
01:46:31.000 Are you not allowed to tell the guy?
01:46:32.000 I think it's biblical scripture.
01:46:33.000 Yeah, it's scripture.
01:46:34.000 It's like hero Israel, I'm the Lord.
01:46:35.000 The bigger the box, the more scripture you got in there, the more pious you are.
01:46:39.000 No, no, no.
01:46:39.000 I can write it.
01:46:40.000 That's what it is.
01:46:42.000 You got a fat box.
01:46:43.000 Look at that guy.
01:46:46.000 No, those cost like $15,000, dude.
01:46:46.000 Yeah.
01:46:48.000 That's tight, obviously.
01:46:49.000 You know what's weird?
01:46:50.000 You ever seen those ancient Chinese sculptures that show a guy with a box on his head that looks like he's got a giant nose?
01:46:57.000 Have you seen those?
01:46:57.000 Not?
01:46:58.000 No.
01:46:58.000 You're saying Jews visited a giant?
01:47:00.000 I believe so.
01:47:01.000 There's an ancient Chinese sculpture.
01:47:01.000 Wow.
01:47:04.000 We got there early to get our Chinese food.
01:47:06.000 See if you can find those, Jamie.
01:47:08.000 There's Chinese sculptures of dudes that have boxes in their head.
01:47:11.000 And then people have looked at them and went, hey, look at that.
01:47:14.000 Hey.
01:47:14.000 You're saying that?
01:47:15.000 No, that's not the one.
01:47:16.000 No way.
01:47:18.000 That's not what I was talking about, Jamie.
01:47:18.000 No way.
01:47:20.000 There's some way better ones.
01:47:22.000 What the hell is the box you're talking about?
01:47:27.000 There's other ones that look like way more normal.
01:47:30.000 Joe, I think you got hit with Jewish AI.
01:47:34.000 Yeah.
01:47:39.000 That's so funny.
01:47:39.000 Oh, my God.
01:47:42.000 I'm telling you, I saw one with the box on the head.
01:47:45.000 The guy had the box.
01:47:47.000 What's in the box?
01:47:51.000 But it's just prayers.
01:47:52.000 It's just prayers.
01:47:53.000 Curled up.
01:47:54.000 What a great idea.
01:47:56.000 Have a box of prayers.
01:47:57.000 Come on, what is it, foreskins?
01:47:59.000 What do you got?
01:48:00.000 How much would people mock the Maps of the Lost World?
01:48:02.000 Christians if they carried a Bible on their head like a fucking chin strap.
01:48:06.000 Yeah.
01:48:07.000 Yeah, the Christians got to wear that Pope hat.
01:48:09.000 It's nothing to sneeze at.
01:48:10.000 The Pope hat's nuts.
01:48:11.000 It's a fish hat.
01:48:12.000 It's a box of incense.
01:48:13.000 The thing is, people have to wear a crazy wizard's costume to get you to convince that they're different than you.
01:48:20.000 Bro, if you go to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, Pope has cool outfits.
01:48:26.000 And he's got a car.
01:48:27.000 And he's got a sick car.
01:48:28.000 He's got a mobile.
01:48:29.000 He's got a Pope mobile.
01:48:30.000 This new guy doesn't use the Pope mobile, though.
01:48:32.000 What?
01:48:33.000 Yeah, this new guy is like the egalitarian Pope.
01:48:36.000 He's like a different kind of Pope.
01:48:38.000 So he's sitting in storage?
01:48:39.000 He got rid of the throne, got a regular seat.
01:48:41.000 He likes the Gays.
01:48:42.000 Likes the Gays?
01:48:42.000 J. Leno's driving it.
01:48:43.000 He likes the Gays, this man.
01:48:44.000 I like the Gays.
01:48:45.000 Oh, yeah.
01:48:46.000 Look at that hat.
01:48:46.000 That's the old guy.
01:48:47.000 What an old lady hat.
01:48:48.000 That was like Bishop Don Juan type shit.
01:48:50.000 D.L. Hugo.
01:48:51.000 The drip's severe, dude.
01:48:53.000 That's a weird one.
01:48:54.000 D.L. Hugo.
01:48:55.000 That shit's awesome.
01:48:56.000 That's crazy.
01:48:56.000 Bro, look at that hat.
01:48:57.000 Wow.
01:48:58.000 Hold on.
01:48:58.000 Wow.
01:48:58.000 The staff.
01:48:59.000 It's tough to drive with that.
01:49:01.000 Imagine any other job.
01:49:02.000 Imagine if that guy was the CEO of United Healthcare.
01:49:05.000 You'd be like, why is he dressed like that?
01:49:07.000 Any other job where you dress like that, people would think you're a fucking idiot.
01:49:10.000 Why is he at the Yamako?
01:49:11.000 Jesus didn't find Yamako.
01:49:12.000 When?
01:49:13.000 Where?
01:49:13.000 Bottom right.
01:49:14.000 Bottom right.
01:49:14.000 Because he had to visit the Holy Land.
01:49:16.000 That's a big Yam.
01:49:17.000 I don't think that's a real Yamako.
01:49:18.000 I think that's like a Pope cap.
01:49:20.000 It's different.
01:49:20.000 It's cold in there.
01:49:21.000 Yeah.
01:49:22.000 It's the same.
01:49:23.000 No, it's not.
01:49:23.000 He's got a socks hat on.
01:49:24.000 It's covering his whole head.
01:49:25.000 Oh, yeah, he's a Chicago guy.
01:49:26.000 It's covering the whole head, bro.
01:49:27.000 Show him the White Socks.
01:49:28.000 That's it.
01:49:29.000 White Socks.
01:49:29.000 Oh, look at that.
01:49:30.000 They did Pope night the other night, and everybody got one of the Pope hats.
01:49:33.000 That's hilarious.
01:49:34.000 And then they had a nice moment.
01:49:37.000 Tommy Pope hat.
01:49:38.000 Tommy's like, for me?
01:49:39.000 I barely even know Chicago.
01:49:41.000 It is weird that we let them dress like that.
01:49:43.000 I mean, this is fucking insane.
01:49:45.000 They have, but there's no other job where you're allowed to dress like that.
01:49:48.000 Look at that guy.
01:49:48.000 Yeah.
01:49:49.000 Yeah, it's nice.
01:49:50.000 Tina.
01:49:50.000 That's a crazy outfit.
01:49:52.000 Toss those out for the White Sox fans.
01:49:54.000 Then they had a Peace be with you with the entire crowd from Catholics.
01:49:58.000 Really?
01:49:58.000 And everybody shook each other's hands.
01:50:00.000 I love when they do that.
01:50:01.000 That's nice.
01:50:02.000 Have me and Duncan, rather, have we ever dressed like Popes?
01:50:05.000 Duncan did.
01:50:06.000 That's sacrilegious.
01:50:07.000 We've dressed like priests, right?
01:50:09.000 We did priests.
01:50:10.000 Uh oh.
01:50:11.000 Every time we do a podcast, Duncan and I would wear different outfits.
01:50:14.000 The most difficult was furries.
01:50:16.000 You did a furry?
01:50:17.000 Yeah, you wear the helmet and you're like, respect to the furries.
01:50:20.000 Because this fucking thing is tough to wear.
01:50:20.000 Yeah.
01:50:22.000 Let's see the furry.
01:50:23.000 Yeah, we've been.
01:50:24.000 You dressed like Green Man?
01:50:25.000 Oh, we dressed like everything.
01:50:26.000 We dressed like Tesla robots.
01:50:28.000 Holy shit.
01:50:28.000 That was one.
01:50:29.000 Look at that.
01:50:30.000 We dressed like demons.
01:50:31.000 Look at that.
01:50:32.000 Oh, yeah.
01:50:32.000 If you go back through the catalog, that's great.
01:50:34.000 That was Halloween with Elon.
01:50:37.000 Me and Elon did a podcast, and I dressed like that guy.
01:50:40.000 The Joe Rogan guy.
01:50:41.000 The Joe Rogan guy looked.
01:50:42.000 I would have thought that was me.
01:50:43.000 If I didn't know that was me, I would have thought that was me.
01:50:46.000 That's my favorite one because I think that's the one you guys were being quoted on CNN by saying something.
01:50:52.000 With a bunch of candles.
01:50:54.000 No, no, no, no.
01:50:55.000 The one we were quoted on CNN, we were literally dressed like clowns.
01:51:00.000 We're actually clowns.
01:51:01.000 When they cut to you after they set it up, I was like, guys.
01:51:05.000 What's the black?
01:51:06.000 Is that an ICE agent?
01:51:07.000 What is the black?
01:51:09.000 No, that's a Tesla robot.
01:51:11.000 What?
01:51:11.000 We dress like a Tesla robot.
01:51:13.000 Yeah.
01:51:13.000 That's great.
01:51:14.000 Yeah.
01:51:15.000 I bought those online.
01:51:16.000 That's great.
01:51:17.000 Shout out to Amazon.
01:51:18.000 We've been elves.
01:51:19.000 That was one to the left of that.
01:51:21.000 See Duncan dressed like an elf?
01:51:22.000 To the left of that.
01:51:23.000 He's cute.
01:51:24.000 Oh, yeah.
01:51:24.000 That one we wore plague masks.
01:51:26.000 Jesus.
01:51:27.000 That's fucked.
01:51:29.000 We've done everything.
01:51:30.000 Wait, let me see that plague.
01:51:31.000 Duncan wore a ghillie suit once.
01:51:33.000 How about the one where it's me with the eyeballs lit?
01:51:36.000 That was sick.
01:51:38.000 That was terrifying.
01:51:39.000 Yeah, that was a Halloween episode.
01:51:41.000 You would win Halloween.
01:51:42.000 You could go out that anonymously.
01:51:44.000 Not now anymore.
01:51:44.000 They're pretty sick.
01:51:45.000 But again, we couldn't keep those on for very long.
01:51:48.000 Dude, we went, me and Sal went one year on Halloween to the New York parade.
01:51:52.000 Like 15 of us dressed in the same Batman outfit.
01:51:55.000 And then every time we saw a Joker, we'd all surround him and start like chest pumping him.
01:52:00.000 It was so sick.
01:52:01.000 We just kept going to be like, Where is she?
01:52:04.000 It was so much fun.
01:52:05.000 So fun to be a dude.
01:52:07.000 Yeah.
01:52:09.000 And the belt worked.
01:52:09.000 We put liquor bottles, like airplane bottles in there.
01:52:12.000 Utility belt.
01:52:13.000 Yeah, DeStefano was with us.
01:52:14.000 At some point, we had to rip up the bottom so we could piss through it on the street because he's the only way to get his own one piece.
01:52:19.000 Yeah.
01:52:19.000 It was so great.
01:52:20.000 And he still goes there.
01:52:21.000 Because you have no identity.
01:52:23.000 Except with the beards.
01:52:24.000 Well, that's what the furries like.
01:52:26.000 They like hiding.
01:52:28.000 Yeah.
01:52:29.000 Hiding who they are.
01:52:30.000 They don't like who they are, so they can just be free.
01:52:32.000 It's fine.
01:52:33.000 I get it.
01:52:34.000 I get it.
01:52:35.000 Wearing that mask for a little bit, though, genuinely, both Duncan and I both gain respect for the furries.
01:52:41.000 Yeah, but then they shoot the president.
01:52:43.000 Nah.
01:52:43.000 I don't know if they do that.
01:52:44.000 Wasn't that guy a furry?
01:52:45.000 No, he loved a furry.
01:52:46.000 Oh, he loved a furry.
01:52:47.000 Yeah, but I'm not even sure if that's true.
01:52:50.000 The more time goes on, the more I'm leaning towards Candace Owens.
01:52:53.000 What?
01:52:54.000 She's got some very interesting theories about it.
01:52:54.000 Way, whoa.
01:52:59.000 Look at that.
01:53:00.000 Yeah, DeRosa was there.
01:53:00.000 Hey!
01:53:01.000 We were getting hammered.
01:53:03.000 Those belts, look, they got the shame on the belt.
01:53:05.000 Yeah, see the liquor.
01:53:06.000 That's great.
01:53:07.000 That's funny.
01:53:08.000 That's great.
01:53:09.000 I don't think any story that you hear in the news is accurate.
01:53:12.000 There's usually none.
01:53:12.000 I think there's always.
01:53:13.000 Or spin on it, at least.
01:53:14.000 There's always some spin.
01:53:15.000 But the public is.
01:53:16.000 So, whatever the spin is about Tyler Robinson, there's some bullshit to it.
01:53:21.000 I don't know how much of it is bullshit, but there's some bullshit.
01:53:25.000 And one of the more recent bullshits is.
01:53:27.000 They found a photo that they were saying was Tyler Robinson, but then people noticed that the, because he's real thin, people noticed that the cars in the background, the proportions were distorted.
01:53:36.000 And then they realized that what they had done was taken a guy who's like much wider than Tyler Robinson and shrunken the perspective.
01:53:44.000 Really?
01:53:45.000 Yep.
01:53:45.000 Yep.
01:53:46.000 And then when you see him for what he really looks like, you're like, oh, there's no way that's that guy.
01:53:49.000 That guy's big.
01:53:50.000 And then you're like, well, it's mostly true.
01:53:51.000 You're like, no, he's not shifting.
01:53:53.000 No, no, they changed.
01:53:54.000 Like, you look at the hood of the cars behind him, they're all like that narrow.
01:53:57.000 Who was that guy?
01:53:59.000 Tyler Robinson?
01:53:59.000 What guy?
01:54:00.000 He was the guy who supposedly shot Charlie Kirk.
01:54:02.000 Kirk, yeah.
01:54:03.000 Not the president.
01:54:04.000 It was in Guatemala when I heard about that.
01:54:06.000 William, really?
01:54:06.000 Yeah, people said, Bar.
01:54:08.000 I didn't smoke weed.
01:54:09.000 Some guy's like, What do you think about Charlie Kirk?
01:54:10.000 I'm like, I like his college videos were cool to begin with.
01:54:13.000 Yeah, and the guy's kind of old.
01:54:15.000 And they were like, He's dead.
01:54:16.000 I'm like, What?
01:54:18.000 The thing about that guy is.
01:54:19.000 That furry shot Charlie Kirk.
01:54:22.000 What?
01:54:22.000 What'd you just say?
01:54:23.000 Momo, momo, momo.
01:54:26.000 And Erica Kirk's like, She's a cook.
01:54:29.000 She loves sparklers.
01:54:29.000 Punning.
01:54:32.000 Yeah, she does.
01:54:34.000 It wasn't funny enough.
01:54:35.000 I was like, yeah, fuck her.
01:54:37.000 You ever see Drewski's America Kirk?
01:54:39.000 Yeah, I turned off.
01:54:40.000 I thought it was the other day.
01:54:41.000 Did they keep threatening him?
01:54:43.000 They were going to sue him for that?
01:54:44.000 I don't know.
01:54:45.000 He's the best thing that ever happened to him.
01:54:45.000 It was funny, though.
01:54:48.000 When he came out, he starts doing cartwheels and shit with white face on.
01:54:51.000 White face.
01:54:52.000 He's killing it, that guy.
01:54:53.000 Every video kills it.
01:54:55.000 When he goes to NASCAR, unbelievable.
01:54:58.000 Funny dude.
01:54:59.000 People that got upset with that, shut up.
01:54:59.000 Funny dude.
01:55:01.000 You don't think it's weird the lady comes out with sparkers behind her?
01:55:01.000 I know.
01:55:04.000 You're out of your fucking mind.
01:55:05.000 That's insane.
01:55:06.000 I know.
01:55:06.000 You don't think someone can make fun of that?
01:55:08.000 She walks out like fucking Randy Orton.
01:55:10.000 Fucking Goldberg coming out of the fucking.
01:55:16.000 Fucking Undertaker.
01:55:16.000 The Queen wore black.
01:55:17.000 For 80 years.
01:55:19.000 Well, that is crazy.
01:55:20.000 In interviews, she dresses like SEAL Team 6.
01:55:23.000 She's all blacked out with a black hat and everything.
01:55:25.000 She's serious, bro.
01:55:26.000 She's serious.
01:55:27.000 The Navy SEAL Fighter series is very fucking cool.
01:55:30.000 She's serious.
01:55:32.000 There's a lot of controversy in the Navy SEAL community as to who actually killed bin Laden.
01:55:37.000 I've been down a rabbit hole this week.
01:55:38.000 That's not O'Neill.
01:55:40.000 Well, O'Neill says he did it, but a lot of the guys that were connected to people that were on that mission say he was one of the people that shot bin Laden, but he probably shot a guy who was already dead.
01:55:51.000 I don't know if that's true.
01:55:52.000 I know they all put one in.
01:55:53.000 I got his poster in my room.
01:55:54.000 I'm sure they all put one in him.
01:55:56.000 I may as well do that.
01:55:57.000 Look, if you were on the team and I had already shot him, you would run in and shoot him, too.
01:56:01.000 Fuck yeah, we all shot him.
01:56:02.000 And then I would say, yeah, we got him.
01:56:04.000 We all shot together.
01:56:05.000 I'd let you in on it.
01:56:06.000 I'd let you get a little credit.
01:56:07.000 You know what was cool?
01:56:08.000 I watched the doc about Bin Laden, and they found out it was him from his shadow.
01:56:12.000 They measured his shadow because they knew he was 6'5.
01:56:15.000 Wow.
01:56:15.000 So they measured the shadow.
01:56:16.000 They knew it was him.
01:56:18.000 I heard they knew where he was a long time before they attacked.
01:56:18.000 Wow.
01:56:21.000 Well, you said they knew.
01:56:22.000 No, no, no, no.
01:56:24.000 From people.
01:56:24.000 From the inside people.
01:56:27.000 They kind of knew when to do it, and they had a decision, a strategic decision to when to take them out.
01:56:27.000 I knew.
01:56:33.000 I like it.
01:56:33.000 Not full invasion.
01:56:34.000 Just get like six fucking badass guys in there.
01:56:36.000 I just can't throw them out.
01:56:37.000 I feel really naked without these sunglasses.
01:56:39.000 He was throwing his kids in front of the firepower, too.
01:56:42.000 Crazy.
01:56:43.000 Ben Laden.
01:56:44.000 Throwing his wife and throwing women in front of him.
01:56:46.000 Are you sure?
01:56:47.000 Are you sure?
01:56:48.000 Yeah.
01:56:49.000 That's what I'd say if I shot a bunch of women and children.
01:56:51.000 I said, fucking got through those.
01:56:54.000 I just placed them there.
01:56:56.000 He's coming right at us.
01:56:57.000 No, that was Baghdad.
01:56:58.000 He did that.
01:56:59.000 Yeah.
01:56:59.000 He grabbed two kids and ran into a tunnel and then blew himself up.
01:57:04.000 Oh, really?
01:57:05.000 Oh, my God.
01:57:06.000 Oh, my God.
01:57:08.000 Oh, they were D students.
01:57:10.000 War is so crazy.
01:57:12.000 Crazy.
01:57:13.000 Good thing we're not in one of those.
01:57:14.000 When is that going to end?
01:57:16.000 When are we going to stop?
01:57:17.000 Stop doing that.
01:57:18.000 Take some profit out of it, maybe.
01:57:20.000 Trump posted today about the Strait of Hermos is now owned by the United States.
01:57:25.000 I'm not being a Dysmetic.
01:57:26.000 I'm not being a Dysmetic.
01:57:27.000 Said it.
01:57:28.000 Trump posted today that the United States controls the Strait of Hormuz.
01:57:32.000 Yeah, he tweets that every fucking two days.
01:57:34.000 Oh, yeah.
01:57:34.000 You gotta be like, guys, what he's tweeting is just distracting you.
01:57:37.000 There's a deal.
01:57:38.000 Yeah, but we all know this.
01:57:38.000 We have a deal.
01:57:40.000 We're close to a deal.
01:57:41.000 Do it.
01:57:42.000 You imagine if you were a guy who had a coin, you had Gillis coin, and every time he tweeted wild shit, Gillis coin just went up?
01:57:50.000 Oh, yeah.
01:57:51.000 You know what I mean?
01:57:51.000 Isn't he selling his Truth Social tweets to people and then they can bet on it?
01:57:57.000 What?
01:57:58.000 I think, yeah.
01:57:58.000 You can bet on anything.
01:57:59.000 He's selling access.
01:58:00.000 Yeah, selling access.
01:58:02.000 He's selling faster access to his tweets, and then you can bet on it.
01:58:06.000 Better on what it's doing?
01:58:07.000 On the markets.
01:58:08.000 Because.
01:58:09.000 It's literally insider trading.
01:58:09.000 Wait a minute.
01:58:11.000 You can bet on everything.
01:58:11.000 It's Kashi.
01:58:12.000 You can fix.
01:58:13.000 Wait a minute.
01:58:14.000 Is that real?
01:58:15.000 You get access to a tweet before he makes it, and then you can bet on that tweet?
01:58:18.000 How is that legal?
01:58:20.000 We'll see.
01:58:21.000 Wait a minute.
01:58:21.000 What is this?
01:58:22.000 Trump sued over Truth Social advance access sale.
01:58:26.000 I'm online in the Oval Office.
01:58:27.000 Who's telling him this is a good idea?
01:58:30.000 I feel like I need to be closer now.
01:58:32.000 $100,000 contracts.
01:58:33.000 Yeah, it's $100,000 you can get his early tweets.
01:58:36.000 You know how crazy that is?
01:58:38.000 $100,000 to get early tweets?
01:58:40.000 He bet $200,000.
01:58:41.000 That's literally crazy.
01:58:42.000 I must piss you off so much when he tweets like.
01:58:44.000 Truth Social's parent company, Trump Media, announced in July it would offer subscribers to Truth API who paid up to $100,000 each month.
01:58:56.000 Not even just $100,000 a year.
01:58:56.000 Oh, my God.
01:58:58.000 Each month.
01:59:00.000 He's Reagan and I. For early access to market moving posts from Trump and other people who use the platform.
01:59:06.000 You imagine you charge $1.2 million a year?
01:59:06.000 Market moving.
01:59:10.000 He's just on a grab.
01:59:12.000 Oh, yeah.
01:59:12.000 And to get that, it's just people who are like, I just want to be in the meeting.
01:59:17.000 Where they go, I got an idea.
01:59:19.000 And everyone goes to each other and is like, should we tell them?
01:59:22.000 No.
01:59:22.000 They go, look, everyone, it's a good idea.
01:59:23.000 Fuck it.
01:59:24.000 I bet it wasn't even Trump.
01:59:25.000 It was probably some weasel who works in the administration.
01:59:28.000 It was like, charge them 100 grand a month.
01:59:31.000 And you post things and they can move the market.
01:59:33.000 Yikes.
01:59:34.000 It's just another form of the same shit.
01:59:36.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:59:37.000 Is it legal?
01:59:38.000 Because it is available.
01:59:40.000 If someone else wants to sign up for it, they can make it legal.
01:59:43.000 It doesn't seem like it should be.
01:59:44.000 Obviously, he operates in legal fucking gray land.
01:59:47.000 Well, this is the thing about the Trump coin it's not illegal.
01:59:51.000 Like coins are not good.
01:59:52.000 What's her name?
01:59:54.000 It's gay.
01:59:55.000 This is all gay.
01:59:57.000 Yeah.
01:59:58.000 Enough.
01:59:59.000 It's not good if you're already wealthy.
02:00:01.000 I've had enough.
02:00:03.000 I'm a fucking guy.
02:00:03.000 If you're already wealthy and you try making money.
02:00:06.000 I'm sick of it.
02:00:07.000 If you're already wealthy and you try making money.
02:00:09.000 Is that a Tony Henscliffe?
02:00:10.000 No, that's just me being gay.
02:00:11.000 Oh, no.
02:00:12.000 It does sound like it.
02:00:13.000 It does sound like it.
02:00:14.000 Unbelievable.
02:00:15.000 Unbelievable.
02:00:17.000 But I think anybody could start a coin.
02:00:20.000 I mean, we.
02:00:21.000 Yeah, we just started a part school house.
02:00:23.000 When we were talking about the fucking Hawk.
02:00:25.000 To a coin, we got hit up by like a bunch of different people, and people tried to get me to add to do ads for coins.
02:00:31.000 I'm like, hey, I'm still looking for actual coins.
02:00:36.000 Fair.
02:00:39.000 So, here's a crazy one.
02:00:40.000 Here's a crazy one that went, I can talk about it now because it went away.
02:00:43.000 Yeah, but there was a point in time where I was doing interviews with fighters after their fights, and they said, I want to thank Marshall Rogan coin, and the coin was my dog's face.
02:00:56.000 Oh, and it was like.
02:00:57.000 It was literally like almost like my logo.
02:00:59.000 It said Marshall Rogan coin.
02:01:01.000 And it was Marshall, my dog.
02:01:03.000 And I would interview these guys.
02:01:05.000 And I was like, okay, if I call attention to this, what should I do here?
02:01:09.000 My job when I'm interviewing fighters is just to interview fighters.
02:01:13.000 It's their big moment.
02:01:14.000 They fucking worked their ass off to get here.
02:01:16.000 They want to fight.
02:01:18.000 I don't want to inject myself in any way if it's not necessary.
02:01:21.000 You'd be like, what the fuck's that?
02:01:22.000 Also, you're like, what?
02:01:23.000 Yeah, because like, but a bunch of guys were like, I want to thank Marshall Rogan coin.
02:01:27.000 The UFC got hip to it and they put a kibosh on it.
02:01:30.000 But I don't know what these guys were doing, but I assume what they were doing was a pump and dump and they were paying the fighters.
02:01:36.000 So I don't know if it was a pump and dump.
02:01:37.000 Maybe it was legitimate.
02:01:38.000 But the point is, the fighters were legitimately getting paid because every time they would win, they would talk about Marshall Rogan coin.
02:01:45.000 And then, assumedly, some people that were interested in crypto would buy it.
02:01:50.000 That's no bueno.
02:01:50.000 It had nothing to do with me.
02:01:52.000 And here I am interviewing these guys going, this is a weird position to be in.
02:01:56.000 Like, I don't want to say anything.
02:01:57.000 But eventually the UFC is, do you have anything to do with that?
02:01:59.000 I go, no.
02:02:00.000 Because they're standing there, so it seems like you're part of it.
02:02:02.000 100%.
02:02:03.000 But also, I don't want to fuck up this guy's moment and say, hey, I got nothing to do with Marshall Rogan coin.
02:02:10.000 I don't give a fuck.
02:02:11.000 This guy just wants to fight.
02:02:12.000 There's a scam going on.
02:02:13.000 Let everybody else figure it out.
02:02:15.000 But it was the weirdest thing in the world.
02:02:17.000 Like, my dog.
02:02:19.000 I'll do anything.
02:02:20.000 As a coin, you know?
02:02:21.000 Yeah.
02:02:22.000 And I'm sure a lot of people probably thought I was involved.
02:02:24.000 I had no idea it even happened until someone said Marshall Rogan coin while I was interviewing him.
02:02:29.000 I'm like, what?
02:02:31.000 I mean, I wonder what the fuck that was back.
02:02:32.000 I found out in the octagon while I'm holding a microphone in front of a fighter's face after he won.
02:02:39.000 Like, Marshall Rogan coin.
02:02:40.000 And I was like, what the fuck are you just saying?
02:02:43.000 My dog?
02:02:44.000 Poor boy.
02:02:44.000 Oh boy.
02:02:45.000 Me and all my dogs got fucking glasses on.
02:02:49.000 He's making it so good.
02:02:51.000 Everybody's asleep.
02:02:52.000 He's on the laptop.
02:02:54.000 Yeah.
02:02:57.000 He's on the phone with Cotter.
02:02:59.000 Fucking trying to get some of this fucking money.
02:03:02.000 This is the best fucking shit my dad sends.
02:03:04.000 Right.
02:03:04.000 I'll send a fucking Instagram reel of a raccoon driving a car.
02:03:07.000 And I'll be like, go to bed, dude.
02:03:10.000 It's fucking 12 30.
02:03:11.000 That's adorable.
02:03:11.000 What are you doing?
02:03:12.000 Bro, raccoons might be the cutest.
02:03:14.000 Fucking animals from all the time.
02:03:15.000 Raccoon coin.
02:03:16.000 That was a good coin.
02:03:17.000 Was it?
02:03:17.000 I'm done with these coins.
02:03:18.000 I'm going to talk about them.
02:03:19.000 I was coming home the other day.
02:03:21.000 I'm going to talk about my dad using Instagram Reels.
02:03:23.000 He's moved on.
02:03:24.000 The second the Phillies game ends, he's on the Instagram.
02:03:27.000 Lights off in the house on a recliner by himself.
02:03:31.000 Well, they're endless.
02:03:32.000 My mom was on vacation for like two weeks.
02:03:34.000 My dad got fucking wrecked for two weeks.
02:03:37.000 The second she leaves the house, he dies.
02:03:42.000 He's like, I just want you to know you're a good guy.
02:03:42.000 He's calling me.
02:03:45.000 I love you, Dad.
02:03:47.000 He'll be like, yeah, all right.
02:03:50.000 That's great.
02:03:50.000 Oh, that's so funny.
02:03:51.000 Yeah, he sits in the dark and looks at reals.
02:03:52.000 I'm like, what are you doing right now?
02:03:53.000 He's like, I'm going to bed.
02:03:55.000 Bro, if you're an old dude and you've never experienced that, it went from no internet at all, zero internet ever.
02:04:02.000 Dump right into Instagram now.
02:04:04.000 Yeah.
02:04:04.000 Like, right to heroin.
02:04:06.000 AI years.
02:04:07.000 Loop me in with him and I'll send him all the shit that Tom Segura sends me.
02:04:11.000 No, no, don't send him that shit.
02:04:13.000 No, that's just dark.
02:04:14.000 No, that's Segura shit.
02:04:16.000 I don't want, don't do that to Phil.
02:04:18.000 I sent Segura some fucking rough ones today.
02:04:20.000 Woo, I got him today.
02:04:22.000 Every now and then he gets me, but I got him today.
02:04:24.000 I got him with two brutal murders.
02:04:26.000 Oh, you got him divorced.
02:04:27.000 Oh.
02:04:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:04:29.000 Got to send him divorced dude murder pictures because he's thinking about that money he's going to lose.
02:04:33.000 By the way, AOC's single, Tom.
02:04:35.000 I heard about that.
02:04:35.000 He better get on there.
02:04:36.000 That'd be a fun couple months.
02:04:38.000 She likes the haunts.
02:04:40.000 She's single and freezing her eggs.
02:04:42.000 Oh, he's already got two kids.
02:04:44.000 Yeah, she made a video of her freezing her eggs.
02:04:47.000 Not.
02:04:48.000 Getting in there with a needle and plugging them.
02:04:50.000 She made a video of it?
02:04:50.000 Whoa.
02:04:51.000 I don't understand how any of that works either.
02:04:53.000 Yeah.
02:04:53.000 I don't get it.
02:04:54.000 I don't get it.
02:04:54.000 Voodoo.
02:04:55.000 Just see what the South Korean football team did.
02:05:00.000 They have a football team?
02:05:01.000 Soccer.
02:05:02.000 You suck.
02:05:02.000 You're such a bitch.
02:05:03.000 You suck.
02:05:04.000 What are you, British?
02:05:05.000 You really do suck for that.
02:05:06.000 They got all the football.
02:05:07.000 So do you really say football to us?
02:05:10.000 Do it again.
02:05:10.000 Do it right.
02:05:10.000 Thank you, son of a bitch.
02:05:11.000 You see what the South Koreans are from?
02:05:12.000 You're lucky you're from?
02:05:14.000 I'm not here.
02:05:15.000 I learned and I moved on.
02:05:15.000 See what I did there?
02:05:16.000 Come on.
02:05:17.000 You're 89 years old.
02:05:20.000 You're 89 years old.
02:05:21.000 By the way, soccer's a British term.
02:05:23.000 That's true.
02:05:24.000 They got all the refs.
02:05:26.000 Late.
02:05:27.000 All the refs there.
02:05:28.000 Yeah.
02:05:29.000 Sexual services.
02:05:31.000 Oh, good for them.
02:05:32.000 They get them all late so they'll like root for the South Korean team.
02:05:35.000 That's brilliant.
02:05:36.000 It's not cheating.
02:05:36.000 Yeah.
02:05:39.000 Alleged that it spent thousands of dollars on sexual services for foreign referees.
02:05:43.000 That's it.
02:05:43.000 That's a steal.
02:05:44.000 Thousands of dollars is a fucking bargain.
02:05:46.000 Think about how much DraftKings money is in these games.
02:05:50.000 South Korea seems like the shit.
02:05:51.000 It seems so fun over there.
02:05:53.000 The above is terrifying.
02:05:53.000 It's so fun.
02:05:54.000 They made Taekwondo, Samsung phones.
02:05:57.000 Squid Game, Parasite.
02:05:58.000 Oh, Squid Game's awesome.
02:06:00.000 Parasite was great.
02:06:01.000 They're having fun.
02:06:02.000 K pop.
02:06:02.000 Yeah.
02:06:03.000 However, they're not going to reproduce.
02:06:06.000 That's true.
02:06:06.000 They're in a real situation.
02:06:08.000 They're in a pickle there.
02:06:09.000 They're in one of the worst situations nationally in terms of reproducing South Korea.
02:06:14.000 What?
02:06:15.000 Well, because they're just busy, right?
02:06:17.000 They're like an insane.
02:06:18.000 Like, I grew up around Koreans.
02:06:21.000 No, the Korean women are not into the dudes.
02:06:23.000 Well, it's not even just that.
02:06:25.000 The work ethic over there is fucking insane.
02:06:28.000 Really?
02:06:28.000 Yeah, I grew up with Koreans because I was doing Taekwondo when I was a kid.
02:06:32.000 So I was around Koreans all the time.
02:06:34.000 Like, you've never seen work ethic like Korean people.
02:06:36.000 They're the only ones that outdo us.
02:06:39.000 It's the reason why I feel lazy to this day.
02:06:42.000 I was training with this kid who was going to medical school.
02:06:45.000 He was going through his residency while he was on the national Taekwondo team.
02:06:48.000 So he won the U.S. Nationals.
02:06:50.000 He was competing internationally while he was going through his medical residency.
02:06:54.000 Jesus.
02:06:55.000 Didn't even fucking do it.
02:06:56.000 He needed anesthesia.
02:06:56.000 He would just, hi, yup.
02:06:58.000 The Duke slept like an hour a night.
02:07:00.000 It was crazy.
02:07:01.000 Some of his training, he would put his books, all the books that he needed to read, he'd put them in a backpack and just run the stairs at the university and then go back to the library.
02:07:10.000 Damn.
02:07:12.000 He always looked hard.
02:07:13.000 He always looked like this.
02:07:15.000 He always looked exhausted.
02:07:16.000 Well, that's just how they look.
02:07:17.000 Fucking ferocious.
02:07:18.000 This guy couldn't even open his fucking eyes.
02:07:20.000 He was so tired.
02:07:22.000 But they worked so hard, man.
02:07:24.000 And their parents forced them.
02:07:25.000 Like, they don't have any way out.
02:07:27.000 There's no, like, man, take a year off and find yourself.
02:07:30.000 Fuck that.
02:07:31.000 There's none of that.
02:07:32.000 There's that Tiger Mom shit.
02:07:33.000 That's real.
02:07:35.000 And they do the eye surgery over there.
02:07:38.000 In South Korea.
02:07:38.000 They're a little appropriated.
02:07:39.000 They want to go round eye.
02:07:40.000 They do a lot of that.
02:07:41.000 Who was that music guy?
02:07:43.000 Was he from South Korea?
02:07:44.000 When he jumped out of the stage.
02:07:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:07:45.000 We'll see.
02:07:47.000 Oh, that shit's amazing.
02:07:48.000 Sigh.
02:07:48.000 Sigh.
02:07:49.000 Talk about him pumping you up.
02:07:51.000 God damn.
02:07:51.000 Gangnam Style.
02:07:52.000 Gangnam Style.
02:07:52.000 Yeah, that guy's incredible.
02:07:54.000 That shit was so fun.
02:07:55.000 I love that.
02:07:57.000 That guy hailed it.
02:07:58.000 John Lynch, raccoons.
02:07:59.000 A comedian could never be other than that.
02:08:01.000 When he's in that enormous crowd and he comes flying out of the floor, that rules, dude.
02:08:07.000 Rules.
02:08:08.000 We don't have to play the music, but we got to see that stage jump.
02:08:10.000 Dude, it's so funny.
02:08:11.000 We used to go to UFCs in Vegas and you check into MGM and you're like, why are there a Thousand Koreans here, and there'd be some K pop band that you've never heard of.
02:08:19.000 Right, right, right.
02:08:20.000 Filling up the state, filling up everything.
02:08:22.000 They kill it.
02:08:23.000 So, you're saying they're too busy.
02:08:24.000 Here we go.
02:08:26.000 Here he comes.
02:08:26.000 Look at this guy.
02:08:27.000 He was fucking.
02:08:28.000 Oh, yeah.
02:08:28.000 Oh, yeah.
02:08:29.000 100%.
02:08:29.000 He fucked everybody.
02:08:30.000 Just like a band leader.
02:08:32.000 Whoa.
02:08:33.000 Look at them go crazy.
02:08:34.000 Come on.
02:08:35.000 Look at them go crazy.
02:08:36.000 Wow.
02:08:38.000 I mean, this is worse.
02:08:39.000 This is better than Turnstile.
02:08:40.000 Wow.
02:08:41.000 It's like a Serbian basketball game.
02:08:43.000 This is wild.
02:08:44.000 Definitely.
02:08:45.000 I mean, they're pretty good.
02:08:47.000 Look at the fucking air this guy catches.
02:08:50.000 Look at the air he catches.
02:08:51.000 He's dressed like a Dallas cheerleader.
02:08:51.000 Look at that.
02:08:56.000 Yes, from the 80s.
02:08:57.000 He's got the fringe like Outlaw Josie Wales.
02:09:00.000 I want to go to the turnstile.
02:09:02.000 I want to go to the turnstile on the way here.
02:09:05.000 Generator, though.
02:09:05.000 Yeah, they rule.
02:09:07.000 I'm more of an old, old turnstile guy.
02:09:10.000 What, Jamie?
02:09:11.000 They're over here trying to talk, trying to be cool.
02:09:12.000 Turnstile.
02:09:15.000 I caught him trying to be cool.
02:09:16.000 You caught me being cool.
02:09:17.000 No.
02:09:18.000 No, you said football when you really meant soccer.
02:09:21.000 That's gay as fuck.
02:09:22.000 That was gay.
02:09:24.000 It's a newer band that's.
02:09:25.000 It's not new.
02:09:27.000 Well, what is Turnstar?
02:09:28.000 It's not new at all.
02:09:29.000 It's not new at all.
02:09:30.000 It's new.
02:09:31.000 Explain to me, please, Jeremy.
02:09:32.000 There are rules.
02:09:32.000 There's no way they're like a young hardcore band, kind of, you know?
02:09:36.000 Oh, nice.
02:09:37.000 Is it cum core?
02:09:38.000 Boys.
02:09:39.000 Did you find any cum core?
02:09:41.000 I stumbled down cum metal.
02:09:42.000 No, no.
02:09:43.000 Don't play video.
02:09:45.000 Play a live show.
02:09:46.000 I thought this had live.
02:09:47.000 What am I looking at?
02:09:48.000 What do you think now?
02:09:49.000 I don't understand what I'm saying.
02:09:51.000 Oh, nice.
02:09:52.000 Kids are in bands again.
02:09:54.000 Guys, this is.
02:09:55.000 Let me hear this.
02:09:57.000 Oh, this is great.
02:09:58.000 This is 12 years old.
02:09:59.000 World is healing.
02:10:00.000 Fuck, it's a year old.
02:10:01.000 I thought this was like yesterday.
02:10:02.000 The world is healing.
02:10:05.000 Kids are doing bands.
02:10:06.000 They're from Baltimore.
02:10:06.000 Rock is back.
02:10:08.000 Nice.
02:10:09.000 Baltimore.
02:10:10.000 They say, I think.
02:10:12.000 The weird thing is how rap has fallen off the charts.
02:10:14.000 I was going to say that.
02:10:15.000 It's because Drizzy Drake was gone.
02:10:16.000 No, it's because USAID got defunded.
02:10:19.000 Maybe.
02:10:20.000 That's a lot of people's.
02:10:21.000 No, but Drake was gone.
02:10:22.000 USAID got defunded that chart, rap?
02:10:23.000 We're back on AIDS now.
02:10:25.000 USAID, the Agency for International Development, is well known to have been funding about a bunch of radical anti government rappers overseas.
02:10:35.000 Funding a ton of them.
02:10:38.000 It was basically all about regime change.
02:10:40.000 That was a big part of what USAID was about.
02:10:42.000 And the thought is that USAID had some.
02:10:46.000 Look, Mike Benz, he has a famous quote that USAID was there for things that were too dirty for the CIA.
02:10:52.000 What are you doing?
02:10:54.000 All right.
02:10:54.000 No.
02:10:55.000 Joe, the reason rap was gone?
02:10:57.000 It's because Drake was gone.
02:10:59.000 Where are we going?
02:11:00.000 Poppy's home.
02:11:01.000 No, USAID didn't fund rap music.
02:11:03.000 That's what he's saying.
02:11:04.000 Despite what this viral right wing theory claims.
02:11:07.000 Yeah, of course.
02:11:08.000 There you go.
02:11:09.000 Yeah, but this is Yahoo News, and that's owned by Ari's family.
02:11:12.000 Joe, can I say one more thing?
02:11:14.000 Yeah.
02:11:15.000 I was going to say, I did a lot of good stuff.
02:11:16.000 You've gotten so big that all of your opinions will be debunked.
02:11:22.000 Your opinions, when you say something, when you go, this is what happened, literally the first article will come up, and instead of naming you, it'll be like, that's wrong.
02:11:22.000 Yeah.
02:11:30.000 Despite these crazy claims, it's literally your claims.
02:11:34.000 Well, if you Google something, it's directly against you.
02:11:37.000 But this one is not mine.
02:11:39.000 I read this online, and I read this from people like, one of them was Mike Benz, and Mike Benz is very credible and was talking about it.
02:11:46.000 So, it's not my idea.
02:11:48.000 Is Disney a CIA disinformation agent?
02:11:51.000 Is that what you think?
02:11:52.000 Oh, shit.
02:11:53.000 I get you.
02:11:54.000 I call him on FaceTime right now.
02:11:55.000 We'll find out.
02:11:57.000 No.
02:11:57.000 Ask him.
02:11:57.000 Call him.
02:11:57.000 Ask him if he's a disinformation agent.
02:11:59.000 Hey, we're in the middle of Protect Our Parks.
02:12:01.000 Yeah.
02:12:02.000 Can you have me these?
02:12:03.000 I bleed the fifth.
02:12:04.000 Give me that puppet.
02:12:05.000 A lot of what he's saying is not pro CIA at all.
02:12:09.000 That's because that's what they want, brother.
02:12:11.000 There's no way the CIA would let a CIA agent fucking talk shit.
02:12:15.000 That's true.
02:12:16.000 You're freaking me out.
02:12:18.000 They want to give us bad info.
02:12:19.000 They love disinformation.
02:12:22.000 They invented.
02:12:22.000 God damn it.
02:12:24.000 Slippery group.
02:12:24.000 They did the acid thing.
02:12:26.000 Oh, yeah, they did.
02:12:27.000 That must have been fun.
02:12:28.000 Imagine watching people try to get laid while they're on an acid.
02:12:32.000 Cuban hip hop.
02:12:33.000 Whoa.
02:12:34.000 Yeah.
02:12:35.000 Failed attempt to infiltrate Cuban hip hop.
02:12:37.000 Yeah, but they tried.
02:12:38.000 That makes sense.
02:12:39.000 It says failed.
02:12:41.000 It says failed 10 years ago.
02:12:43.000 They're getting other countries' cultural revolutions.
02:12:43.000 It makes perfect sense.
02:12:48.000 They always try to make other governments unstable.
02:12:52.000 What a better way than good music.
02:12:54.000 That people like.
02:12:54.000 Yeah, smart.
02:12:55.000 And that's what they did.
02:12:56.000 But no, the reason hip hop's down right now in the United States is Sweet Drizzy Drake was gone.
02:13:01.000 Now Poppy's home.
02:13:02.000 Check the charts again.
02:13:04.000 Iceman's back.
02:13:05.000 Iceman's back, Daddy.
02:13:07.000 I mean, after all that.
02:13:09.000 I'm a 90s hip hop head.
02:13:12.000 There's so much great 90s hip hop that it's hard for me to escape that era.
02:13:17.000 And it got too auto-tune-y.
02:13:19.000 Well.
02:13:20.000 I don't mind some of the new stuff, but it's like I like old school Nas.
02:13:25.000 That's what I'm into.
02:13:27.000 Cool G rap.
02:13:27.000 Uh oh.
02:13:27.000 Uh oh.
02:13:28.000 Are you okay?
02:13:29.000 Are you having a heart attack?
02:13:30.000 Ever since he moved to the UK, became a pussy.
02:13:33.000 He wants warm beer.
02:13:33.000 Yeah.
02:13:34.000 They drink warm beer over there.
02:13:36.000 It's warm beer on a hot day.
02:13:37.000 Oh, it goes down terrible.
02:13:38.000 How about some peas for back to school?
02:13:40.000 Did they really have warm beer over there?
02:13:42.000 Is that real?
02:13:42.000 Timothy Taylor's, bro.
02:13:43.000 You get a fucking Luke.
02:13:45.000 Oh, you did.
02:13:46.000 Timothy Taylor's called.
02:13:47.000 Where they punk it like this?
02:13:47.000 Okay, it's like barely Luke.
02:13:48.000 Can you order it cold if you want?
02:13:51.000 No, where they can put it on ice.
02:13:52.000 You can ask for ice.
02:13:53.000 No, but the beer is cold there.
02:13:54.000 Guinness is cold.
02:13:55.000 Timothy Taylor's is cold.
02:13:55.000 It's cold.
02:13:56.000 Regular beer there.
02:13:56.000 What is Timothy Taylor's?
02:13:57.000 It's like a local.
02:13:59.000 England doesn't have good local beers.
02:14:00.000 They're not great.
02:14:01.000 Oh, they're not even in an apartment now.
02:14:01.000 Really?
02:14:03.000 You can't even.
02:14:04.000 All their shit is like.
02:14:04.000 You might arrest it at the airport.
02:14:06.000 All their shit's from Ireland, from other places.
02:14:09.000 They have the fucking Spanish beer.
02:14:11.000 Ireland kills us.
02:14:12.000 Belgian beer.
02:14:13.000 They don't have locals unless it's like at your pub.
02:14:15.000 Call me crazy, but everybody goes, the Guinness over there, it's so different.
02:14:19.000 I didn't notice it.
02:14:20.000 It felt very similar.
02:14:21.000 How could it be different?
02:14:22.000 That's what they say.
02:14:23.000 It's different here.
02:14:24.000 We got better pipes and barrels.
02:14:27.000 Drake's back on the charts, but so is Thriller.
02:14:30.000 Thriller's not.
02:14:31.000 The movie came out.
02:14:31.000 It didn't just come out.
02:14:33.000 The movie, not the doc.
02:14:34.000 Damn, Stick Season is still in the top 10.
02:14:37.000 That's crazy.
02:14:38.000 Morgan Waller never leaves there.
02:14:40.000 Yeah, Morgan Waller balling out of control.
02:14:40.000 Look at this.
02:14:43.000 He's got two in the top ten.
02:14:44.000 Ariana Grando.
02:14:46.000 She's a real skinny lady.
02:14:48.000 Morgan Waller's legit.
02:14:50.000 I love his music.
02:14:51.000 Guys, country.
02:14:52.000 Let me see what else is in the top ten.
02:14:54.000 What is it in the top ten of?
02:14:55.000 What is it?
02:14:56.000 The top 200.
02:14:57.000 What is it?
02:14:58.000 Billboard.
02:14:59.000 Is it albums or songs?
02:14:59.000 Billboard.
02:15:00.000 Songs.
02:15:01.000 So, was three.
02:15:03.000 Which Drake song was it, Janice?
02:15:04.000 Olivia Rodrigo.
02:15:05.000 She's huge.
02:15:06.000 Ella Langley.
02:15:07.000 She's fucking gigantic.
02:15:08.000 No, it's not.
02:15:10.000 Noah Kahn, like that, Stick Season's been around for years, man.
02:15:13.000 That's been on my Spotify playlist for a long fucking time.
02:15:16.000 This is albums.
02:15:17.000 You like Noah?
02:15:18.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:15:19.000 Yeah, I went to see him with the lady at a.
02:15:21.000 Stick Season's a great song.
02:15:22.000 City Field.
02:15:23.000 How was it?
02:15:25.000 I did True Oms to get through it.
02:15:27.000 But, well, it's not my cup of jizz, but it was her birthday.
02:15:31.000 I took her there.
02:15:31.000 You've got to be in the mood for it.
02:15:33.000 I like to mix it up.
02:15:34.000 I was wondering going to a lady concert.
02:15:36.000 Kahn.
02:15:36.000 Like a concert the girl wants to take you to, and you're like, you just want to fuck this guy.
02:15:41.000 And then midway through, you go, I want to fuck this show.
02:15:44.000 This is a good ass show.
02:15:47.000 I had a girl take me to a fucking.
02:15:50.000 What's his name?
02:15:51.000 Betsy Boone?
02:15:51.000 That kind of album.
02:15:52.000 You're like, oh, this guy fucked.
02:15:55.000 It's awesome.
02:15:56.000 Then you go, holy shit, this show rocks.
02:15:57.000 He's a cute twink, that guy.
02:15:59.000 You know who I got coming on soon?
02:16:01.000 Rick Springfield.
02:16:02.000 Nice.
02:16:03.000 Have you seen Rick Springfield perform recently?
02:16:05.000 Oh, okay.
02:16:06.000 They're singing the dogs.
02:16:07.000 They're singing the dogs.
02:16:08.000 74, maybe?
02:16:10.000 75, maybe?
02:16:12.000 Looks fucking insane.
02:16:14.000 Pull him up.
02:16:15.000 Shirtless singing Jesse's Girl.
02:16:17.000 Can't find the video.
02:16:19.000 Find the video.
02:16:19.000 That's a hunk.
02:16:20.000 So you're probably still what?
02:16:21.000 Find the video.
02:16:22.000 Fuck all this.
02:16:22.000 Find the video.
02:16:23.000 Go right to the video.
02:16:25.000 So the video of him, there's a video that somebody captured of him on stage.
02:16:29.000 And everybody's like, what the fuck?
02:16:30.000 Is this real?
02:16:31.000 Is this AI?
02:16:32.000 He's in his 70s.
02:16:34.000 He's shirtless.
02:16:35.000 He's fucking ripped.
02:16:37.000 And he's singing like he just wrote the song last week.
02:16:41.000 Like full enthusiasm.
02:16:43.000 He's not Barry Manilow in it with a rubber face.
02:16:45.000 Like, he's, you know, he's really going all in.
02:16:48.000 Look at this.
02:16:48.000 Give me some volume.
02:16:49.000 No way.
02:16:49.000 Wow.
02:16:50.000 What's this?
02:16:53.000 Give me some headphones, Shane.
02:16:55.000 How old is he?
02:16:55.000 This guy's 70.
02:16:56.000 He's got a rubber face.
02:16:57.000 He looks 36.
02:16:58.000 No.
02:17:01.000 Leather pants.
02:17:03.000 Wait, how old is this guy?
02:17:05.000 Girl, he's 75.
02:17:06.000 No shots.
02:17:07.000 How old is he?
02:17:08.000 No shots.
02:17:08.000 How old is he?
02:17:09.000 No chance.
02:17:11.000 Listen, 76.
02:17:14.000 He's a 76.
02:17:14.000 He's 34.
02:17:15.000 He's in his fucking 70s.
02:17:17.000 What?
02:17:18.000 No fucking way.
02:17:21.000 Damn.
02:17:22.000 And look at the energy he has.
02:17:24.000 No, dude, this is really recent.
02:17:32.000 No way.
02:17:33.000 Yes.
02:17:33.000 It's crazy.
02:17:34.000 Look, the guy kept up.
02:17:36.000 He kept up.
02:17:37.000 You can do it.
02:17:38.000 What's he doing?
02:17:39.000 He's on his limit.
02:17:41.000 Listen to me, boys.
02:17:43.000 Yesterday, I turned 59 years old.
02:17:46.000 Oh, yeah, happy birthday.
02:17:47.000 Happy birthday, Benny.
02:17:49.000 I'm old as fuck.
02:17:51.000 That guy's young.
02:17:52.000 Yeah.
02:17:52.000 You can still do it.
02:17:53.000 This is a different world we're living in.
02:17:55.000 Get one of those Bud Lights for doing this.
02:17:56.000 If you stay on top of your health, you can do wild shit deep into your body.
02:18:01.000 Well, that biohack guy, whatever that guy is, John Will.
02:18:04.000 He's falling apart.
02:18:04.000 I got him.
02:18:05.000 He's falling apart.
02:18:06.000 Brian Johnson.
02:18:06.000 Yeah, well, they're doing fucking weird drugs and shit.
02:18:09.000 Oh, yeah.
02:18:09.000 Well, he's also vegan.
02:18:10.000 He's doing like blood transfusions.
02:18:13.000 Stop with your fucking legumes.
02:18:15.000 Stop.
02:18:16.000 Stop.
02:18:16.000 Stop with your beans and protein.
02:18:18.000 Don't stop.
02:18:18.000 Come eat with me.
02:18:20.000 Come eat with me.
02:18:21.000 Let's eat meat.
02:18:22.000 I was 785.
02:18:23.000 Jeez.
02:18:24.000 It's better now.
02:18:26.000 Wow.
02:18:27.000 Bro, there's got to be other camera angles.
02:18:29.000 That camera angle must be nuts.
02:18:31.000 No, it's legit.
02:18:32.000 That doesn't even look like a fan.
02:18:34.000 Pull up his dating history.
02:18:35.000 I got to know what old man wants to allow it.
02:18:37.000 Give me some music so I can do it to something other than America.
02:18:40.000 Let's go.
02:18:40.000 Fuck yeah.
02:18:42.000 What's this?
02:18:42.000 We can't afford this.
02:18:43.000 Jamie, give him some ice, man.
02:18:47.000 Give him some ice, man.
02:18:48.000 How long ago was this?
02:18:49.000 I don't know, dude.
02:18:50.000 A month?
02:18:51.000 It says four weeks.
02:18:53.000 Four weeks.
02:18:55.000 Bro, the dude's in his 70s.
02:18:58.000 But it's the enthusiasm.
02:19:00.000 It's the enthusiasm.
02:19:02.000 He's not half-assing this at all.
02:19:03.000 The panda, the wheelchairs, and the crowd.
02:19:06.000 Of course.
02:19:08.000 I love you guys.
02:19:10.000 I love you.
02:19:11.000 I love you.
02:19:13.000 Look at that.
02:19:14.000 Voodoo Ranger.
02:19:15.000 Where's the Uts?
02:19:16.000 I have too much going on.
02:19:17.000 Where's the Uts?
02:19:20.000 Guys, I will tell you, I've been incredibly lonely in London.
02:19:22.000 I needed this.
02:19:23.000 You need a blue bag.
02:19:24.000 Will you fucking move here?
02:19:26.000 Why are you doing this?
02:19:27.000 You were in the jungle for a year, you psycho.
02:19:29.000 Free rent for a year.
02:19:31.000 Come on.
02:19:31.000 Too early.
02:19:32.000 I'll show you the place while we're here, while we're in town.
02:19:36.000 What are you doing tomorrow?
02:19:37.000 I'll show you the place.
02:19:38.000 Let's see the place.
02:19:39.000 Come on, man.
02:19:40.000 Free rent for a year.
02:19:41.000 Free rent, you landlord.
02:19:42.000 Let's go to a gym.
02:19:43.000 It's a nice place.
02:19:44.000 Place got a spot.
02:19:46.000 Oh, that's a Drake video.
02:19:50.000 Oh, the video.
02:19:51.000 Are you an official Drake video?
02:19:52.000 Yeah, no way.
02:19:54.000 Oh, I thought that was Derek Chauvin.
02:19:55.000 That's so sick.
02:19:56.000 I am.
02:19:56.000 I am.
02:19:57.000 I am.
02:19:59.000 That's a cute kid.
02:20:00.000 That's so sick.
02:20:01.000 When did you do this?
02:20:02.000 Uh, two months ago.
02:20:03.000 A couple, yeah, I forget.
02:20:05.000 Sorry, spilled the beans on that one, fatty.
02:20:08.000 Oh, that's okay.
02:20:09.000 That was bad.
02:20:10.000 I felt horrible.
02:20:11.000 We went in and edited it.
02:20:13.000 It was bad.
02:20:13.000 No, I appreciate that.
02:20:15.000 Come on.
02:20:16.000 Zero chance.
02:20:17.000 I just did all this work to come out here.
02:20:18.000 Come on, pussy.
02:20:19.000 I will fucking kidnap you, bitch.
02:20:21.000 It's your girl's name.
02:20:22.000 Navy SEAL.
02:20:23.000 I wasn't going to get it.
02:20:23.000 I was going to come here when I lived in Taiyuka.
02:20:25.000 Your girl's making you stay.
02:20:27.000 Nobody's like, oh, I just got my visa.
02:20:30.000 Five year visa.
02:20:31.000 I just got my visa.
02:20:34.000 Oh, well, you have to stay for five years in a place that sucks.
02:20:34.000 So funny.
02:20:37.000 You're not in jail, bitch.
02:20:40.000 Just having a visa doesn't mean you're in jail.
02:20:42.000 I'll get an apartment.
02:20:43.000 Just come back.
02:20:43.000 I'll be fine.
02:20:45.000 There's no chance.
02:20:46.000 What do you mean, essentially?
02:20:47.000 What do you mean, I just started?
02:20:49.000 Just, you've been up there for months.
02:20:49.000 What do we want?
02:20:50.000 What could happen that would entice you?
02:20:53.000 What would be the scenario where you'd go, I have to move to Austin?
02:20:57.000 Let's come up with something.
02:20:58.000 I got one.
02:20:59.000 I got a year.
02:20:59.000 I got one.
02:21:01.000 would come back if.
02:21:03.000 Here we go.
02:21:04.000 I'd get a free apartment somewhere.
02:21:08.000 Oh.
02:21:09.000 Wait, keep it?
02:21:09.000 No, I'm joking.
02:21:10.000 I'm not.
02:21:10.000 I'm staying there, dude.
02:21:12.000 I'm having a good time.
02:21:13.000 It has to be something.
02:21:14.000 What are you doing tomorrow?
02:21:15.000 The food sucks.
02:21:16.000 The weather sucks.
02:21:16.000 The food's amazing.
02:21:17.000 The food's actually great.
02:21:18.000 The weather's great.
02:21:18.000 The food's great.
02:21:19.000 Yeah, the food's great.
02:21:20.000 The food's great.
02:21:22.000 I like it a lot.
02:21:23.000 Global warming's been awesome.
02:21:24.000 Some of the best Indian food I've ever had in my life.
02:21:26.000 I have an Indian food.
02:21:27.000 I do like it a lot.
02:21:28.000 I do like it a lot.
02:21:28.000 Indian food was phenomenal.
02:21:30.000 All right, all right.
02:21:31.000 Sunday Rowan has some phenomenal.
02:21:32.000 They roll it up early over there.
02:21:34.000 I did a show out there for like a month, and you can't get food after like nine.
02:21:36.000 It ends early.
02:21:37.000 They do end early because they all day drink.
02:21:39.000 Yeah, they all day drink.
02:21:41.000 They start at six.
02:21:42.000 What's the snack?
02:21:43.000 I like late night food.
02:21:44.000 Dude, I love your enthusiasm.
02:21:46.000 Yeah, that's right.
02:21:47.000 I'm not back a lot.
02:21:48.000 Honestly, this is the only thing getting me back.
02:21:50.000 Come on, let's do it once a month.
02:21:52.000 You're on average.
02:21:52.000 That would be the scenario.
02:21:53.000 You look terrible.
02:21:54.000 You look bad.
02:21:54.000 You're on average.
02:21:55.000 You look terrible.
02:21:56.000 You're bad.
02:21:57.000 I've had a rough going.
02:21:58.000 I've had a rough going.
02:21:58.000 You're sad.
02:21:59.000 You said before you look like a homeless guy.
02:22:00.000 I bet your wife hates it.
02:22:01.000 I've had a rough going.
02:22:02.000 Your wife hates it.
02:22:03.000 She hates it, right?
02:22:04.000 She hates it.
02:22:05.000 I've had a rough going.
02:22:05.000 Come on, America.
02:22:06.000 Come back here.
02:22:07.000 Your wife needs a cowboy hat.
02:22:09.000 Ari, you look good, by the way.
02:22:10.000 I bet she likes it more than a stone.
02:22:11.000 It's on the loggers.
02:22:12.000 I saw you.
02:22:12.000 I was like, you look good.
02:22:14.000 I know.
02:22:14.000 I need to lose at least a stone.
02:22:16.000 Why?
02:22:17.000 No!
02:22:18.000 How dare you!
02:22:21.000 You son of a bitch.
02:22:25.000 Ari's got to go to the loo.
02:22:27.000 There's no reason for you to be like an asshole.
02:22:29.000 The World Cup run was so fun.
02:22:31.000 They made an executive order to keep pubs open late so we could party.
02:22:34.000 Later, there's five.
02:22:35.000 How about this?
02:22:36.000 We do that every night.
02:22:36.000 We were left at 5 a.m.
02:22:38.000 I got a compromise.
02:22:39.000 I got a compromise.
02:22:40.000 The Mexico game rules.
02:22:41.000 I got a compromise.
02:22:41.000 It was a little fun.
02:22:42.000 Yeah.
02:22:43.000 How about I fly you out every two months?
02:22:47.000 Every two months, come do the club, hang out, have a good time.
02:22:50.000 Free.
02:22:51.000 You just come.
02:22:52.000 Come on, Jew face.
02:22:52.000 That's possible.
02:22:53.000 What do you mean that's possible?
02:22:55.000 We have a condo.
02:22:56.000 He's doing something incredibly nice.
02:22:57.000 We also have a condo at the club condo, no one's using during the week.
02:22:57.000 Say yes.
02:23:01.000 The club condo is amazing.
02:23:02.000 It's pretty dope.
02:23:03.000 We have a sick condo.
02:23:05.000 So you could use that during the week.
02:23:07.000 And your girl will be happy.
02:23:08.000 She's sleeping in a barn right now.
02:23:11.000 Every couple months, you have a free vacation to Austin.
02:23:15.000 Oh!
02:23:16.000 This is an intervention, dude.
02:23:17.000 I got a fucking idiot.
02:23:18.000 Right, I'm boarding.
02:23:20.000 You just can hang out and you can do shows.
02:23:21.000 Wait till January.
02:23:22.000 Wait till January.
02:23:23.000 Let me set my platoon.
02:23:24.000 I am trying to stamp my American flag on England soil.
02:23:29.000 They're pushing you out there.
02:23:29.000 They don't want it.
02:23:31.000 Look, Hicks already did it.
02:23:33.000 Leary already did it.
02:23:34.000 Stanhope.
02:23:34.000 Let it go.
02:23:35.000 Patrice.
02:23:36.000 Patrice did it.
02:23:36.000 Yeah.
02:23:37.000 I forgot Patrice did it.
02:23:38.000 How'd they turn out?
02:23:39.000 Great.
02:23:40.000 Yeah.
02:23:41.000 Patrice died of a Snickers.
02:23:42.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:23:44.000 Wait, what'd you say?
02:23:45.000 Patrice died of a Snickers.
02:23:47.000 Oh, I heard something else.
02:23:50.000 You don't need it.
02:23:52.000 No, it's going to be a lot of fun.
02:23:53.000 You need to be around in the comics.
02:23:55.000 Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
02:23:56.000 Good for you.
02:23:57.000 I actually genuinely do support it.
02:23:58.000 Yeah, it really is.
02:23:59.000 I really, I don't like you enough to be like, I hope he comes back.
02:24:02.000 It's fun.
02:24:02.000 I get pushed back.
02:24:03.000 I get pushed back from crowds.
02:24:04.000 It's actually really good for me.
02:24:06.000 You're doing top cheap.
02:24:07.000 What are you doing?
02:24:08.000 Good for him in the hotel rooms.
02:24:10.000 And this way you get to see good and suck, good and suck.
02:24:13.000 And you keep living in the sock, and then eventually you're like, what am I doing?
02:24:16.000 I'm 58 years old.
02:24:17.000 You know when you go back and move to Shane's place?
02:24:20.000 Shane moved here, and he goes, I think I moved to Austin.
02:24:22.000 I was like, dude, it's April.
02:24:23.000 You got to wait till July.
02:24:25.000 He didn't wait.
02:24:26.000 If you have this conversation in December, you might get me.
02:24:29.000 Listen, pussy.
02:24:30.000 Just get in the sauna every day.
02:24:32.000 It doesn't mean shit.
02:24:33.000 I was outside shooting arrows for two hours today.
02:24:36.000 I don't feel a thing.
02:24:38.000 I don't give a fuck.
02:24:40.000 It's 100 degrees.
02:24:41.000 Drink water.
02:24:41.000 Who cares?
02:24:42.000 It doesn't mean anything.
02:24:44.000 It's pretty hot.
02:24:45.000 Well, everywhere here.
02:24:46.000 Just get in the song.
02:24:47.000 Just get in the song.
02:24:49.000 It's hot as fuck.
02:24:51.000 Humid.
02:24:52.000 He's multi city.
02:24:53.000 Do you understand this?
02:24:54.000 You can be multi city.
02:24:55.000 Wait, have you waited once a year?
02:24:57.000 You can be multi city.
02:24:59.000 You can be multi city for free.
02:25:00.000 Let's have more of these.
02:25:01.000 I'm giving you an opportunity to be multi city for free.
02:25:04.000 Dude, I got to get set there.
02:25:06.000 I want to say something to these people.
02:25:08.000 I'm going to tell you how to live your life.
02:25:10.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:25:11.000 I got a vasectomy and a dog.
02:25:14.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:25:15.000 I don't have anything to say.
02:25:17.000 Who the fuck has something to say?
02:25:18.000 How the fuck do you have something to say?
02:25:21.000 I don't have anything to say.
02:25:22.000 I'm the number one podcast in the world.
02:25:24.000 I don't have a thing to say to people.
02:25:26.000 You've said it.
02:25:27.000 I don't have shit to say to people.
02:25:29.000 It happens.
02:25:31.000 But I don't ever say I have something to say.
02:25:31.000 It happens.
02:25:34.000 What do you want to tell the people of England?
02:25:36.000 America's way better than you.
02:25:38.000 Oh, well, then come back.
02:25:39.000 They already know.
02:25:40.000 Come back.
02:25:41.000 They already know.
02:25:42.000 You're Shabir Starmer.
02:25:43.000 You bombed Gaza.
02:25:46.000 Free Palestine.
02:25:47.000 You need to go on stage every night with a free Palestine issue.
02:25:49.000 It's funny when I go there because there's a lot of free Palestine there, and I'm like, But you guys, you controlled it before Israel.
02:25:55.000 Like, you could have done it.
02:25:57.000 I could have done it.
02:25:57.000 Come on.
02:25:58.000 What do you think?
02:25:59.000 I'm sitting all the time.
02:26:00.000 Listen, listen, listen.
02:26:02.000 Let that go.
02:26:04.000 Stop covering up for your country's actions.
02:26:06.000 So funny.
02:26:06.000 You fared better in the jungle.
02:26:07.000 Box on your head, faggot.
02:26:09.000 He killed it in the jungle.
02:26:11.000 He was great in South America.
02:26:13.000 I was having a great time in the worst hospital in England.
02:26:15.000 He lit the jungle on fire.
02:26:17.000 He lit the jungle on fire.
02:26:20.000 Legitimately, I took 13 hour buses.
02:26:21.000 I'm rolling with it fine.
02:26:22.000 And then I get to England.
02:26:23.000 I'm like, just make it a hard for me.
02:26:24.000 Fucking immigrants.
02:26:25.000 Well, it's hilarious you tell me they kicked out of Nicaragua.
02:26:28.000 They kicked him out of Nicaragua because they thought he was a fucking press guy.
02:26:32.000 Because of you, because of my relationship to you.
02:26:35.000 They looked me up.
02:26:35.000 Nicaragua, please.
02:26:36.000 Like, what's this?
02:26:38.000 Hogan.
02:26:39.000 Now we're rolling.
02:26:40.000 Now we're going to go.
02:26:42.000 They were calling and googling me, and I'm like, don't put in Joe and Ari.
02:26:47.000 I'm fucked.
02:26:48.000 I assume he was like, what's this experience thing?
02:26:50.000 I'm like, all right, I'll leave.
02:26:52.000 Patrice O'Neill's at Nicaragua.
02:26:54.000 Oh, you son of a bitch.
02:26:55.000 That was a hard G.
02:26:57.000 That was a hard G.
02:26:58.000 That was a hard G.
02:26:59.000 That was a hard G. That's a great country.
02:27:03.000 He's a great comic.
02:27:05.000 Hey, Ari, can you hear me one of those?
02:27:06.000 Ari, every two months.
02:27:07.000 Free.
02:27:08.000 I'm in.
02:27:09.000 We gotta start in the winter, but I'm out of here.
02:27:09.000 Let's go!
02:27:12.000 All right, can I say this?
02:27:13.000 Your lady's gonna love it.
02:27:14.000 Thursday night show, Ari and friends.
02:27:17.000 We have air conditioning here.
02:27:18.000 You're gonna pay for all your expenses.
02:27:20.000 All right, what about this?
02:27:21.000 What about September 4th?
02:27:21.000 Okay.
02:27:23.000 Kanye in Chicago.
02:27:23.000 Yeah.
02:27:25.000 Wait, that's like two weeks from now.
02:27:26.000 Ah, fuck, you're such a bitch.
02:27:28.000 That's a monthly.
02:27:29.000 It's a six hour flight, dude.
02:27:30.000 Today's August 12th.
02:27:30.000 I thought it was nothing.
02:27:32.000 I thought you said it was nothing.
02:27:33.000 You texted it was nothing.
02:27:34.000 I was just buying a park.
02:27:35.000 Yeah, okay, I'm in.
02:27:36.000 Okay, never mind.
02:27:37.000 Now you're not everybody.
02:27:38.000 Fuck, you're a shit.
02:27:39.000 Bag apartment with lukewarm water.
02:27:41.000 If that's the right place to Chicago, I'm in.
02:27:43.000 Did they even let you fucking take showers over there?
02:27:46.000 Bro, honestly, I have had diarrhea for five months from a parasite I got in Brazil.
02:27:51.000 I'm not having a great time.
02:27:52.000 Why don't you take ivermectin?
02:27:54.000 How's the blood clear up?
02:27:55.000 Yeah.
02:27:55.000 It's an anti parasitical.
02:27:55.000 I'm in.
02:27:57.000 Hey, can I tell you this?
02:27:58.000 When I went, when I got whatever, COVID for the first time, I contacted somebody.
02:28:02.000 I was in Florida.
02:28:03.000 You're like, perfect.
02:28:04.000 They got monoclonal, something like that.
02:28:06.000 Monoclonal antibodies.
02:28:07.000 And then I was like, I called somebody.
02:28:09.000 I was like, hey, um, They're like, you should take ivermectin.
02:28:11.000 And I was like, I already have some.
02:28:13.000 They're like, okay, it comes in fours or eights.
02:28:15.000 And I was like, well, I have sixes.
02:28:16.000 And I was like, they're like, where'd you get six milligrams?
02:28:19.000 And I was like, my friend.
02:28:21.000 And they're like, what?
02:28:22.000 Where'd you get six milligram ones?
02:28:24.000 I'm getting the numbers on, but they were like, I was like, my friend, I was like, is his name Joe?
02:28:28.000 And I was like, yeah.
02:28:29.000 I have boxes of it.
02:28:31.000 I bought it from India.
02:28:32.000 I literally bought like a case of ivermectin.
02:28:34.000 You get a billion for two nickels.
02:28:37.000 Dude, I still have it.
02:28:38.000 Yeah.
02:28:38.000 I still have boxes of ivermectin.
02:28:40.000 You're like my parents with flour.
02:28:41.000 I was there during COVID and I was like, you guys like, get all this flour.
02:28:44.000 Oh, no, there was a sale like two months ago.
02:28:46.000 So we just like threw it in the car.
02:28:46.000 Yeah, me.
02:28:47.000 The crazy thing is, I was right.
02:28:50.000 You guys are serious.
02:28:51.000 I was right.
02:28:52.000 There's studies on it now.
02:28:53.000 I was right.
02:28:54.000 Wait, would ivermectin clear my parasite?
02:28:55.000 100%.
02:28:56.000 That's what it's for.
02:28:57.000 Not from India.
02:28:58.000 It's an anti parasitical.
02:29:00.000 I mean, I don't know if it's the one to clear up whatever the fuck you have.
02:29:03.000 What you should get is checked out by a doctor.
02:29:06.000 But meanwhile, over there, you have to wait for a fucking year for a doctor.
02:29:10.000 It ain't great here either.
02:29:11.000 What are you talking about?
02:29:12.000 It's free there, right?
02:29:13.000 What?
02:29:13.000 It's free over there, at least.
02:29:15.000 Yeah, I got to get on it.
02:29:16.000 I'll send you to my doctor.
02:29:18.000 It'll take you three seconds to get in.
02:29:20.000 Do it then.
02:29:20.000 Stop what we're talking about.
02:29:21.000 Do it then.
02:29:21.000 Don't talk about it.
02:29:22.000 Why don't you tell me?
02:29:23.000 Why don't you just tell me you have parasites?
02:29:25.000 I'll hook you up.
02:29:26.000 Wait, are we curing diarrhea now?
02:29:28.000 I'll cure diarrhea.
02:29:30.000 I've had diarrhea for 10 years.
02:29:32.000 I don't have one log in five diarrhea.
02:29:35.000 Damn, don't get in the hot tub.
02:29:38.000 You need to eat only meat.
02:29:39.000 I could try that.
02:29:40.000 No, that gives you nothing but diarrhea.
02:29:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:29:43.000 No, in the beginning.
02:29:44.000 And then after a while, your body is.
02:29:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:29:46.000 We did the carnivore diet.
02:29:47.000 Me and Matt did it for a month.
02:29:49.000 Well, the first couple weeks are disturbing.
02:29:51.000 I was delirious.
02:29:52.000 We'd go on stage.
02:29:53.000 Me and Matt were backstage.
02:29:54.000 I was like, bro, I can't think, dude.
02:29:56.000 We were both like, dude, I've never been more tired in my life.
02:30:00.000 I miss it.
02:30:01.000 I haven't even had diarrhea.
02:30:02.000 I miss it.
02:30:03.000 You had nothing?
02:30:04.000 Water.
02:30:04.000 Oh, no.
02:30:05.000 The only thing that holds me back.
02:30:07.000 It was the grossest.
02:30:08.000 That's bad.
02:30:09.000 The only thing that holds me back from the carnivore diet is the guinea in me.
02:30:12.000 The guinea in me just wants spaghetti and pasta and pizza.
02:30:16.000 Like last night, I had a steak and cheese.
02:30:18.000 Woo.
02:30:19.000 Steak and cheese.
02:30:19.000 What is that local company?
02:30:21.000 These guys have a Food truck in Austin.
02:30:23.000 The Philly guys.
02:30:24.000 Yeah, the Philly guys.
02:30:25.000 So legit.
02:30:26.000 They have a truck?
02:30:27.000 They're not a truck?
02:30:29.000 No, a Philly cheesesteak truck.
02:30:31.000 Oh, I've gotten it.
02:30:32.000 It's a beef sausage.
02:30:33.000 It's so good.
02:30:34.000 It's so good.
02:30:35.000 Their cheesesteaks are so fucking legit.
02:30:39.000 What is it, Jamie?
02:30:41.000 I don't know.
02:30:41.000 What is it?
02:30:42.000 You got to use a microphone, buddy.
02:30:44.000 RBs?
02:30:44.000 I don't know.
02:30:45.000 I think that actually is it.
02:30:47.000 Yes.
02:30:48.000 See if you can find it.
02:30:49.000 I think that's it.
02:30:50.000 I know I followed them.
02:30:51.000 There it is.
02:30:52.000 Bro.
02:30:52.000 Oh, yeah, I've eaten there.
02:30:52.000 There it is.
02:30:54.000 I'm telling you, it is something.
02:30:55.000 I've eaten there.
02:30:56.000 It's okay to feel good.
02:30:57.000 Shane can speak on this because you're a Philly guy, but those dudes.
02:31:01.000 And they came to the green room last night.
02:31:02.000 It is fucking phenomenal.
02:31:05.000 Steak and cheese.
02:31:07.000 It's hard to find one around here.
02:31:07.000 All right, Chris and Boo.
02:31:09.000 That's a good one.
02:31:10.000 But it's phenomenal.
02:31:11.000 Ooh, look at that.
02:31:12.000 Just the right amount of spice to it.
02:31:15.000 I'm telling you, these guys, they do it right.
02:31:17.000 And they know what they're doing.
02:31:18.000 They know what they're doing.
02:31:19.000 And they're young guys, and they're cool as fuck.
02:31:21.000 They brought it to the green room last night.
02:31:23.000 We all had some.
02:31:25.000 They bring in like a case of them to the green room.
02:31:27.000 They're so good, dude.
02:31:27.000 That's awesome.
02:31:28.000 You can't get that in England.
02:31:29.000 Dude, that green room.
02:31:30.000 It's so good.
02:31:30.000 You go in there hungry, and there's like, please be something to the right.
02:31:33.000 I know.
02:31:34.000 There's a box of burgers.
02:31:35.000 There's 80 hamburgers.
02:31:36.000 Here's you go.
02:31:37.000 It's another thing to entice you.
02:31:39.000 Oh, we have seven.
02:31:40.000 Another thing to entice you.
02:31:42.000 If you are ever at the club and you want something, all you have to do is just ask and they will deliver it.
02:31:48.000 Give out that stuff.
02:31:48.000 Whatever you want.
02:31:50.000 You want steaks from anybody.
02:31:51.000 When you're at that club, you feel like Oprah.
02:31:53.000 You just reach out and somebody puts whatever you want in your hand.
02:31:55.000 It's like tissue or fucking tea or anything.
02:31:58.000 You get a slider.
02:31:58.000 You get a slider.
02:32:00.000 Whatever you want, just ask for it and you can get it.
02:32:03.000 Can I say at minimum, the best is just, hey, pour your own drinks?
02:32:06.000 You're a fucking adult.
02:32:07.000 There's just a bunch of mixtures.
02:32:08.000 Go do whatever.
02:32:09.000 Oh, the drinks at the bar?
02:32:11.000 Well, we, I wanted it.
02:32:11.000 Yeah.
02:32:13.000 I wanted us to have a bar.
02:32:13.000 I don't want to bother a bartender.
02:32:16.000 Just let me, I know it's free.
02:32:17.000 You don't want a tip.
02:32:18.000 But there's that.
02:32:21.000 Fair.
02:32:22.000 You got me on that one.
02:32:22.000 But there's that, too.
02:32:23.000 If you want a margarita, you can ask for a margarita.
02:32:26.000 That's true.
02:32:27.000 You can't make a bar.
02:32:28.000 Whatever you want.
02:32:29.000 If you want a pizza and a margarita, they'll get it to you in 20 minutes.
02:32:33.000 Whatever the fuck you want.
02:32:33.000 Damn.
02:32:35.000 Whatever you need.
02:32:36.000 There's a pizza place right next door.
02:32:37.000 They'll just get you a pizza, they'll come back.
02:32:39.000 Bro.
02:32:40.000 Somebody give me a hug.
02:32:41.000 It's not the best.
02:32:42.000 It's not the best.
02:32:43.000 I've legitimately seen homeless people turn down slices from there.
02:32:43.000 It's not the best.
02:32:46.000 That's not even a lie.
02:32:47.000 They go, nah, dude, nah.
02:32:51.000 Yeah, Rapolos.
02:32:53.000 I thought about buying these.
02:32:54.000 Yeah, bury it.
02:32:55.000 I thought about buying it and putting it in a legit high level pizza place.
02:33:00.000 Put it in a vomitorium instead.
02:33:01.000 It'll be better for the community.
02:33:04.000 Sixth Street is a fucking vomitorium.
02:33:06.000 Sixth Street blows.
02:33:08.000 Sixth Street blows.
02:33:09.000 We've got security out there.
02:33:11.000 Yeah, but it's also, it's like, I love being in the middle of the shit.
02:33:15.000 Aha.
02:33:15.000 Oof.
02:33:16.000 That's part of why I like putting that club there.
02:33:18.000 It's fun.
02:33:18.000 You're in there for a while.
02:33:19.000 First of all, it helps the rest of the neighborhood.
02:33:22.000 It really does because it brings in a bunch of people that are there to have a good time.
02:33:26.000 They're spending money.
02:33:27.000 The pizza place is probably killing it because of that.
02:33:30.000 The Mexican joint next door is probably killing it because of the club.
02:33:33.000 I like getting drunk on 6th Street.
02:33:34.000 The fucking food trucks are the move, dude.
02:33:37.000 The food trucks on 6th Street are incredible.
02:33:40.000 No, 5th and 4th is really good.
02:33:42.000 Seventh has a good draco spot.
02:33:43.000 On the way to the creek, yeah.
02:33:45.000 On the way to the creek, there's some fucking cheese.
02:33:46.000 There's a burger place that's legit as fuck up there.
02:33:49.000 Taco House.
02:33:50.000 If you want diarrhea, if you already got a parasite, look no further than Taco House.
02:33:53.000 So, where'd you get a parasite in Brazil?
02:33:55.000 I drink my last day street meat.
02:33:56.000 Drinking river water, you motherfucker.
02:33:58.000 You're getting street meat.
02:33:59.000 Here we got the lettuce.
02:34:00.000 Everybody's saying the lettuce is bad here.
02:34:01.000 What are you doing with your fingers?
02:34:02.000 You know, whatever this is.
02:34:03.000 The fuck is the lettuce?
02:34:05.000 Is this the new side?
02:34:06.000 Every time I open Twitter, it's like, we got a new anal parasite.
02:34:11.000 Yeah, lettuce is not good for you.
02:34:12.000 She needs only meat.
02:34:14.000 I knew it.
02:34:17.000 I've always known.
02:34:18.000 Let's go.
02:34:19.000 Let's go.
02:34:20.000 Let us break.
02:34:21.000 I was in Italy and I ate so much that I almost died.
02:34:25.000 It's better over there.
02:34:26.000 You can eat bread in Italy.
02:34:27.000 You can, but you can only eat so much.
02:34:29.000 And then you push yourself.
02:34:30.000 If you push yourself to the glut.
02:34:33.000 With me, with pizza, is like Shane with beer.
02:34:36.000 I can get to a strange point where you're like, there's no way a human can really consume that much pizza.
02:34:41.000 You're not going to fuck a fat chick after.
02:34:42.000 They need a Ricketoni.
02:34:44.000 Mark, don't talk about your mom like that.
02:34:49.000 She's in a wheelchair, goddamn.
02:34:51.000 This is dad now.
02:34:52.000 Perfect.
02:34:53.000 This new rule.
02:34:53.000 Well, watch out.
02:34:54.000 Perfect.
02:34:55.000 She can't run.
02:34:56.000 He's Larry Flynn.
02:34:59.000 But watch out.
02:35:00.000 That killed Gandolfini.
02:35:02.000 What?
02:35:03.000 Your mom's in a wheelchair.
02:35:04.000 Well, that hit my car.
02:35:05.000 I thought there was a joke.
02:35:06.000 I thought there was a joke.
02:35:08.000 I thought there was a joke.
02:35:10.000 No disrespect for James Carney.
02:35:11.000 You're saying for real if she's in a wheelchair?
02:35:13.000 No, no, no.
02:35:14.000 She's got a bum leg.
02:35:15.000 James Gandolfini and I were dealing with very different digestive systems.
02:35:19.000 I'm sorry about that, too.
02:35:20.000 She's been dead for 30 years.
02:35:21.000 Yeah, I can consume some.
02:35:23.000 I can consume some.
02:35:24.000 Gandolfini was there.
02:35:24.000 That wasn't the girl that got it.
02:35:26.000 It was the Coke.
02:35:27.000 It was the Corona.
02:35:28.000 Living in a Coke.
02:35:30.000 Living in a Coke.
02:35:31.000 He ate like 17 oysters, 38.
02:35:33.000 And then did Coke.
02:35:35.000 Oh, is it Coke?
02:35:35.000 Oh, he did a ton of Coke.
02:35:36.000 He drank and did Coke.
02:35:37.000 Oh, his list of the menu is his receipt is on the internet.
02:35:41.000 It's.
02:35:41.000 I've seen the receipt.
02:35:42.000 No, he did a ton of Coke.
02:35:43.000 It's actually not that crazy.
02:35:44.000 It's like lobster claws.
02:35:46.000 It's everything.
02:35:47.000 Everything you want in life.
02:35:48.000 Like, the guy was living the.
02:35:50.000 I don't think he should have died young because it would have been awesome to see him be alive.
02:35:54.000 Yeah.
02:35:54.000 Sure.
02:35:54.000 But fuck, that guy did it.
02:35:56.000 Joe, when Joe started making money, he had to have an intervention.
02:36:00.000 So his business manager and his manager, they're like, dude, you have a gambling addiction.
02:36:04.000 You're just getting started in your career.
02:36:05.000 You can't let gambling get.
02:36:06.000 He's like, I don't gamble.
02:36:08.000 He's like, five bucks on pool once in a while.
02:36:10.000 Like, dude, clearly, we've looked at your finances.
02:36:12.000 How are you spending this much?
02:36:13.000 He goes, Oh, I eat lobster every day.
02:36:16.000 Bro, when I first got my development deal, I was eating lobster and steak every night.
02:36:21.000 And I was taking my boys out.
02:36:23.000 I was like, Let's go.
02:36:24.000 I would treat everybody.
02:36:25.000 You're like a rapper.
02:36:26.000 I had $150,000 and I was 25 years old.
02:36:30.000 Like, this is the craziest thing.
02:36:32.000 And I was poor my whole life.
02:36:34.000 And I was like, Let's go.
02:36:35.000 What was that Key West like?
02:36:36.000 Sussman was like, I think you have a gambling problem.
02:36:38.000 I'm like, What?
02:36:39.000 Because he knew I was playing pool every night.
02:36:41.000 I was like, no, I'm a fan of it.
02:36:42.000 I would never spend that much on regular stuff.
02:36:44.000 I'm like, I'm living like a ball.
02:36:48.000 I think Tim Dillon's like that.
02:36:50.000 The food and the Jets are the best thing.
02:36:51.000 He's rich.
02:36:53.000 I was not really rich.
02:36:55.000 I had $150,000 fresh out of college, rich.
02:36:58.000 First job, rich.
02:36:59.000 Barely went to college.
02:37:00.000 I was a dumbass.
02:37:02.000 I was a dumbass with an enormous amount of money for no reason.
02:37:05.000 Damn, you're on TV.
02:37:06.000 Because I was boy pretty at 25.
02:37:08.000 Hardball?
02:37:09.000 Yeah, those hardball days.
02:37:10.000 And so I just spent, I was like, look, if.
02:37:14.000 My thought was like, if this goes away, I should make the most out of it.
02:37:18.000 Fuck, like, portioning it off so I could live okay for fucking 15 years.
02:37:24.000 Fuck that.
02:37:26.000 Let's go.
02:37:27.000 Did anyone ever try to suck you in Hollywood?
02:37:29.000 Oh, yeah.
02:37:30.000 Oh, yeah.
02:37:31.000 You never got invited to a pool party?
02:37:32.000 One comedian, but it was at Montreal.
02:37:35.000 A comedian at Montreal, I literally had to tell him I was going to stomp a hole in his chest.
02:37:38.000 What?
02:37:39.000 Big J.
02:37:39.000 He kept touching me.
02:37:41.000 He kept touching me and hitting on me.
02:37:42.000 He was drunk and kept touching me.
02:37:44.000 And I was like, hey, You touched me one more time on a stomp, a fucking hole in your chest.
02:37:48.000 Whoa.
02:37:48.000 No way.
02:37:49.000 Yeah.
02:37:49.000 Yeah.
02:37:50.000 It got gross.
02:37:51.000 Because it was like two in the morning, was one of those deals.
02:37:54.000 And it was at the Montreal Comedy Festival.
02:37:56.000 It was a gay comedian who's been like hyper aggressive.
02:37:59.000 Is he still working?
02:38:01.000 I don't really remember his last name.
02:38:03.000 No, no.
02:38:04.000 Oh, no.
02:38:05.000 No, it wasn't him.
02:38:06.000 But he's, that was a thing with him, too.
02:38:08.000 That was a thing with a boss.
02:38:09.000 He got beat up by a guy in Hawaii.
02:38:12.000 That guy.
02:38:13.000 Yeah.
02:38:13.000 Got beat up by a guy in Hawaii.
02:38:14.000 And Dom Marrero was like, what happened to you?
02:38:17.000 And he's like, Oh, some guy beat me up.
02:38:18.000 And he's like, Oh, what the fuck?
02:38:20.000 That's terrible.
02:38:21.000 And then he goes, And then I got the whole story.
02:38:26.000 He got a little lit, hit on a regular guy.
02:38:29.000 That guy would be in the back when there was a new 21 year old door guy who was on stage.
02:38:32.000 He would just be in the back going, like, to me, that was like the first time that I ever felt like a woman because I could kill the guy.
02:38:42.000 So there was a thing, but it was also like the thing about a man being aggressive sexually towards you where you didn't, there was like, there's not a chance you're going to convince me that I don't want to go upstairs with you.
02:38:55.000 Like, this is crazy.
02:38:56.000 But it was the aggressiveness of it that I was like, ooh, this is crazy.
02:39:00.000 Gotta be awful.
02:39:01.000 So weird for a gay guy.
02:39:02.000 Because a gay guy can just go get laid so easily.
02:39:04.000 Not in Canada.
02:39:04.000 I mean, this is in the 90s in Canada.
02:39:06.000 But they want what they want.
02:39:08.000 They got gay bars.
02:39:09.000 Some guy tried to jerk me off in the back of a bus in Vietnam.
02:39:11.000 Tried?
02:39:12.000 How far did he get?
02:39:13.000 He touched my dick and started trying.
02:39:15.000 I was like, dude, no.
02:39:16.000 Actually, under the pants?
02:39:18.000 Over the pants.
02:39:20.000 Oh, I had a guy who gave me a stroke on a party bus once.
02:39:23.000 Gave me a holster in high school.
02:39:23.000 Really?
02:39:25.000 I was getting blown by a girl on a party bus.
02:39:27.000 And a guy went over and just gave me a full hand.
02:39:30.000 How did he get the girl's face away from your car?
02:39:30.000 Wait a minute.
02:39:33.000 He said something and she went, huh?
02:39:35.000 And then he grabbed my dick and did like a stroke.
02:39:37.000 He gave me a stroke over there.
02:39:39.000 He fucking juked her.
02:39:40.000 Wait, hold on.
02:39:41.000 Did he do a story?
02:39:42.000 I was on a party bus in high school.
02:39:44.000 Remember those party buses?
02:39:45.000 I remember the party buses.
02:39:46.000 And we put all our money together.
02:39:47.000 We rented a party bus.
02:39:48.000 Can I borrow your sunglasses?
02:39:49.000 Blown by a lady in the back of the bus, like Rosa Parks.
02:39:53.000 And he said something and she popped her head up and he gave me a full stroke.
02:39:57.000 Wow.
02:39:58.000 And I was like, oh, and I pushed him and then was like, that was weird.
02:40:01.000 And then she went back.
02:40:02.000 He was like, I don't care.
02:40:03.000 It was a goof.
02:40:03.000 I got this.
02:40:04.000 It was a goof.
02:40:05.000 It was a goof.
02:40:05.000 Very funny goof.
02:40:07.000 What if he fucking.
02:40:08.000 What if you popped that guy?
02:40:09.000 Chuggy Boy.
02:40:10.000 Chuggy Boy made head.
02:40:12.000 Your heart.
02:40:13.000 And I touched you.
02:40:13.000 Your heart.
02:40:15.000 What if she was blowing you when you were on the edge and this guy gave you a stroke and you were like a broken fire hydrant?
02:40:22.000 Just boom.
02:40:23.000 The ceiling.
02:40:25.000 It was in the late 90s.
02:40:26.000 The windows.
02:40:27.000 It's a different time.
02:40:28.000 That was normal back then.
02:40:29.000 Gay humor was fun.
02:40:30.000 He's a Marine now, that guy.
02:40:32.000 Yeah, obviously.
02:40:33.000 You sure he's not in the Navy?
02:40:34.000 Yeah.
02:40:34.000 Same.
02:40:38.000 Yeah, boy, I remember those broke days.
02:40:39.000 One time I did a club.
02:40:41.000 You ever do the funny farm in Youngstown, Ohio?
02:40:44.000 I did not.
02:40:45.000 It was a real shit place.
02:40:46.000 I did Youngstown.
02:40:47.000 Was it the place that was connected to a club?
02:40:50.000 Yes.
02:40:50.000 It was.
02:40:51.000 And the hotel was closed.
02:40:52.000 It was connected.
02:40:53.000 I did do it.
02:40:54.000 The hotel's connected to a club.
02:40:56.000 The comedy club's connected to a nightclub.
02:40:58.000 And then the late show, the fucking music plays.
02:41:02.000 That was it.
02:41:02.000 Yeah.
02:41:03.000 That was it.
02:41:04.000 It's impossible.
02:41:05.000 You're on stage.
02:41:05.000 It's like, what does this have to do with the guy's jacket?
02:41:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:41:09.000 Let's get back to the real show.
02:41:10.000 Let's talk about the clubs.
02:41:12.000 Pay scale.
02:41:12.000 Let's not talk about shitty clubs.
02:41:13.000 Let's talk about you getting stroked by guys.
02:41:15.000 Oh, all right.
02:41:16.000 The guy jerks out.
02:41:16.000 Well, yeah.
02:41:17.000 Was that the only other time?
02:41:18.000 All the way?
02:41:19.000 No, no.
02:41:19.000 Just one pump.
02:41:21.000 The same guy.
02:41:22.000 Same story.
02:41:23.000 Yeah, I'm going back to the same dude.
02:41:24.000 If it keeps happening, you got to go, hey.
02:41:26.000 Yeah, this is habitual.
02:41:28.000 He stroked me once.
02:41:29.000 It's odd.
02:41:30.000 One stroke.
02:41:30.000 It's odd that it keeps coming up.
02:41:32.000 I keep getting stroked.
02:41:33.000 But yeah, The Funny Farm, one of my first headlining gigs, you know, it was three people in the audience.
02:41:38.000 But the guy goes, the owner goes, hey, you want a meal?
02:41:42.000 I was like, oh, my God, I want a meal.
02:41:43.000 Of course.
02:41:44.000 And he goes, get the swordfish.
02:41:46.000 You got to get the swordfish.
02:41:46.000 It's amazing.
02:41:47.000 I was like, oh, my God.
02:41:48.000 The swordfish in Youngsalo.
02:41:50.000 I know.
02:41:51.000 It's just been a truck for a month.
02:41:54.000 That's crazy.
02:41:54.000 Yeah.
02:41:58.000 But, you know, when you're broke, it's like exotic.
02:42:02.000 You're like, oh, my God, I got to have this.
02:42:04.000 And I was like, okay, thanks.
02:42:05.000 And he goes, there's a great wine.
02:42:06.000 It pairs well with the swordfish because it was attached to a club kind of restaurant thing.
02:42:09.000 So I was like, oh, all right.
02:42:10.000 And he, I drank like, you know, a bottle and a half of wine, swordfish, a couple beers, and he gave me the bill.
02:42:16.000 Oh, and I didn't know he was charging me.
02:42:18.000 No fucking way.
02:42:20.000 I was getting paid like $400 for the weekend.
02:42:22.000 The bill was like $380.
02:42:25.000 Yeah.
02:42:26.000 Those were the days.
02:42:26.000 What?
02:42:28.000 So, why did you think it was free?
02:42:30.000 Because the owner is going, hey, get this.
02:42:32.000 He was upselling me on shit.
02:42:34.000 Oh, wow.
02:42:36.000 Yeah, I got fucked.
02:42:37.000 So, he just didn't want to pay you.
02:42:38.000 I bet that was a can.
02:42:39.000 He didn't want to pay you.
02:42:40.000 He's not even giving you a discounted rate for the meals?
02:42:44.000 No, no half off, no half off.
02:42:45.000 You were performing that night?
02:42:46.000 That's crazy.
02:42:47.000 Yeah, the whole weekend.
02:42:48.000 Diaz, I was going to the Jacksonville.
02:42:50.000 I was like, what the fuck, man?
02:42:52.000 I didn't know it was free.
02:42:53.000 And he's like, free.
02:42:53.000 I thought it was free.
02:42:54.000 It's Swordfish.
02:42:57.000 And so, how did it play out?
02:42:59.000 How did it play out?
02:43:00.000 I had to pay the guy, and then he gave me a check for $400 at the end of the weekend.
02:43:04.000 But the Swordfish shit was $300.
02:43:08.000 And the whole weekend was $400?
02:43:10.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:43:11.000 It was a dark night.
02:43:12.000 It was a scumbag.
02:43:13.000 So many scummy owners.
02:43:14.000 I mean, everybody's got those stories where they.
02:43:16.000 What's that one story?
02:43:17.000 I think it's a Joe List story where he tried to get paid, and the guy just put a gun on the table, and he's like, all right, I'll see you later.
02:43:23.000 I had a guy who I worked for who didn't pay me, and then when he did pay me, he was a mob guy.
02:43:30.000 And when he did pay me, he paid me quite a bit less.
02:43:32.000 Mm hmm.
02:43:33.000 And I said, what the fuck?
02:43:34.000 I said, this is not what I was supposed to get.
02:43:35.000 He goes, you should be kind of happy with what you're getting.
02:43:39.000 Oh, there you go.
02:43:40.000 And I was like, all right, we're done.
02:43:41.000 All right.
02:43:42.000 I was like, all right, guess I'm never working here again.
02:43:42.000 I took the money.
02:43:45.000 And he calls me up, tried to get me to work at the club.
02:43:46.000 I go, the last time you fucked me, told me.
02:43:49.000 He's like, come on.
02:43:49.000 I would have worked there again in a second.
02:43:51.000 Yeah.
02:43:52.000 I did fight for him last week.
02:43:53.000 The same guy.
02:43:54.000 The same guy.
02:43:55.000 He's going to fuck you.
02:43:56.000 It was in New Haven, Connecticut.
02:43:57.000 It was tax free.
02:43:58.000 The same guy.
02:43:59.000 I saw him beat a guy with his shoe.
02:44:02.000 He pulled his shoe off.
02:44:02.000 Whoa.
02:44:04.000 And, you know, like those slippery, nice dress shoes.
02:44:06.000 Whoa.
02:44:07.000 Yeah, so it's got the leather with the wood, the wooden heel.
02:44:10.000 He's beating a guy in the face with his fucking shoe.
02:44:13.000 There's blood all over his shirt.
02:44:14.000 It was crazy.
02:44:15.000 Ooh, shu jitsu.
02:44:16.000 Same guy.
02:44:17.000 That's crazy.
02:44:18.000 So this guy.
02:44:19.000 I was like, okay.
02:44:20.000 Was that Joker's Wild?
02:44:21.000 Yep.
02:44:22.000 I know that club.
02:44:23.000 Yeah.
02:44:23.000 That was very mob run.
02:44:25.000 I got the sword pizza.
02:44:25.000 I know that one too.
02:44:26.000 New Haven's a wild place.
02:44:27.000 New Haven, Connecticut is a wild place.
02:44:29.000 Good pizza, bad.
02:44:30.000 A lot of Italians.
02:44:31.000 Yes.
02:44:32.000 A lot of Italians.
02:44:32.000 Some of the best fucking pizza on earth.
02:44:34.000 Pepe's.
02:44:34.000 Like Dave Portnoy, when he talks about pizza, he talks about New Haven style pizza.
02:44:40.000 Sally's or Frank Pepe's?
02:44:42.000 Yeah.
02:44:43.000 One of my best friends.
02:44:44.000 One of my best friends, Tommy Jr.
02:44:46.000 He's from.
02:44:46.000 Tommy Jr.
02:44:47.000 Tommy Jr.
02:44:48.000 I love Tommy Jr.
02:44:48.000 Yeah.
02:44:50.000 You're like, I'll take it.
02:44:52.000 And I'm just not going to work there.
02:44:53.000 What are you going to do?
02:44:54.000 Yeah.
02:44:54.000 Well, that's what I did with that guy.
02:44:55.000 I never worked there again.
02:44:56.000 He tried to get me to work there again.
02:44:57.000 And then he tried to get me to work there after I'd been on news radio.
02:45:00.000 I'm like, bro.
02:45:02.000 It's over.
02:45:03.000 And you want to go, hey, I'm half a WAP over here.
02:45:05.000 He fucking didn't pay me, man.
02:45:06.000 He didn't fucking pay me.
02:45:08.000 Yeah.
02:45:08.000 That's crazy.
02:45:09.000 And also, you beat a guy with a shoe.
02:45:12.000 What was the scenario there?
02:45:14.000 I don't remember.
02:45:15.000 I think the guy was heckling and he was drunk.
02:45:18.000 That's awesome.
02:45:18.000 I don't want to say his name.
02:45:20.000 This dude just pulled his fucking shoe off and he's beating this guy in the face with the heel of his shoe.
02:45:25.000 I remember thinking, I never would have thought of that.
02:45:27.000 But I never wear shoes like that.
02:45:29.000 I wear shoes that lace up, but he just slipped that thing right off of his foot and used it as a weapon.
02:45:34.000 I mean, the heel on that is rock hard.
02:45:36.000 Oh, it's a fucking piece of wood.
02:45:37.000 Yeah.
02:45:38.000 You know, he beat the guy's nose.
02:45:39.000 He beat him on the nose with the heel of the shoe.
02:45:42.000 Yeah, just grabbed the tip of the toe and just fucking whacked.
02:45:46.000 And blood was everywhere.
02:45:46.000 Whack!
02:45:48.000 It was spraying off.
02:45:49.000 His shirt was white and it was a splatter of blood all over.
02:45:52.000 The guy was like, oh, we're not allowed to laugh.
02:45:54.000 And then he had to run from the cops.
02:45:55.000 Sorry, I got kicked out for laughing too loud.
02:45:58.000 I was just helping this show.
02:45:59.000 I was laughing too loud.
02:46:02.000 What's the Chappelle thing?
02:46:04.000 I think it was the same thing.
02:46:05.000 Oh, yeah.
02:46:05.000 Like, literally, he came into the guy's office and he was like, young and like, where the fuck's my money, man?
02:46:11.000 And they put a gun on the table.
02:46:12.000 Yeah.
02:46:13.000 We'll figure it out.
02:46:13.000 Yeah.
02:46:14.000 Right.
02:46:14.000 Yeah, I guess we'll help.
02:46:15.000 Well, that's Richard Pryor in one of his specials.
02:46:19.000 I mean, it must happen.
02:46:20.000 It happens.
02:46:21.000 It happened to me.
02:46:22.000 It happens.
02:46:23.000 Like, he fucked me.
02:46:26.000 I wouldn't even notice if I got fucked.
02:46:28.000 But I knew how much I was supposed to get.
02:46:29.000 It wasn't a lot of money.
02:46:30.000 I wasn't nobody.
02:46:31.000 They gave me 300 bucks.
02:46:32.000 Sick.
02:46:33.000 Bro, I was nobody back then.
02:46:33.000 Right.
02:46:35.000 Also, it was like one of the worst clubs to work in terms of crowd control.
02:46:38.000 There was zero.
02:46:39.000 Zero.
02:46:40.000 Everybody was nuts.
02:46:41.000 What about that Chinese place in Massachusetts?
02:46:44.000 You remember that place?
02:46:46.000 You know, people just go, they were eating chai.
02:46:48.000 They were wrapping up their food while you're on it.
02:46:50.000 Somebody comes on stage and like takes a selfie with you?
02:46:53.000 No, it wasn't the Kowloon.
02:46:54.000 It was the place in Western Massachusetts, right?
02:46:56.000 Yeah.
02:46:57.000 Yeah.
02:46:58.000 It was a place like way out in the middle of nowhere.
02:46:59.000 We only did one show there.
02:47:00.000 They would just come on stage and be like, we're getting a selfie.
02:47:03.000 I think it's a Blooming Wright place.
02:47:05.000 It's a Blooming Wright gig.
02:47:05.000 Yeah.
02:47:06.000 Yeah.
02:47:07.000 I'm always again, too.
02:47:07.000 Don't leave.
02:47:09.000 We're all just gone.
02:47:10.000 Me and Norman are hanging strong.
02:47:12.000 Hell yeah.
02:47:13.000 Well, you guys aren't really drinking.
02:47:15.000 What are you talking about, bro?
02:47:16.000 I have two beers.
02:47:17.000 How dare you?
02:47:18.000 This is my second one.
02:47:19.000 I had a beer.
02:47:20.000 Oh my God, you had two cups?
02:47:21.000 I had two beers.
02:47:22.000 No.
02:47:23.000 Part of a soldier meeting instead of wearing glasses.
02:47:26.000 That fucking nicotine knocked me down for a minute.
02:47:28.000 You guys should have to see.
02:47:30.000 C on that one.
02:47:31.000 Huh?
02:47:32.000 You said the C on that one instead of the G.
02:47:33.000 Oh, yeah.
02:47:34.000 Oh, yeah.
02:47:35.000 Cut that.
02:47:36.000 I was in the green room of a place once, the office rather, a place once, and we were getting paid.
02:47:42.000 And it was me and this kid.
02:47:44.000 His name was, I forget his last name, but his name was Brian.
02:47:47.000 He was a big guy, like a huge guy.
02:47:49.000 And he was blonde, and you'd never think he was Jewish.
02:47:52.000 He didn't look Jewish.
02:47:53.000 And the owner of the club said something like, I don't want to, I'm not trying to Jew you down.
02:48:03.000 Yeah.
02:48:04.000 And he went crazy.
02:48:05.000 He lost it.
02:48:06.000 He went crazy and started screaming at this guy, Fuck you.
02:48:08.000 You fucking anti Semitic.
02:48:10.000 Because he didn't realize this guy was Jewish.
02:48:12.000 Because Brian Frazier.
02:48:13.000 Right.
02:48:13.000 And he was jacked, like way bigger than me.
02:48:17.000 And I was like, Oh my God.
02:48:18.000 Like, what am I going to do here?
02:48:19.000 Like, I don't want my friend to kill this guy.
02:48:21.000 And also, not much I can do.
02:48:21.000 Yeah.
02:48:25.000 Yeah.
02:48:25.000 He's trying to get paid here, buddy.
02:48:26.000 Maybe he's trying to get paid.
02:48:27.000 And, like, it was just an expression that people would use.
02:48:31.000 I don't, I don't.
02:48:32.000 I know what it's from, but they don't mean it like that.
02:48:34.000 Yeah, we use that all the time.
02:48:35.000 It's just a term.
02:48:36.000 You know.
02:48:37.000 It's like gypsy.
02:48:39.000 You don't think of gypsies when you say it.
02:48:40.000 You're like, that's a root word.
02:48:42.000 You're like, that's fine.
02:48:43.000 I didn't realize that.
02:48:44.000 It's weird where there's certain nationalities we could completely make fun of them and it's no issue at all.
02:48:51.000 Like, stop being a Guinea.
02:48:53.000 No one cares.
02:48:54.000 What is that?
02:48:55.000 Like wearing gold chains.
02:48:56.000 Look at you.
02:48:56.000 Look like a Guinea.
02:48:57.000 Like wearing gold chains and a tank top.
02:48:59.000 It doesn't matter.
02:49:00.000 It didn't matter.
02:49:01.000 And they were lynched.
02:49:01.000 It didn't matter.
02:49:02.000 In my grandfather's day, it did.
02:49:04.000 My grandfather told me horror stories about him being an immigrant from Italy and what he had to deal with.
02:49:10.000 Going to school here in America and in New Jersey, and how crazy it is.
02:49:15.000 It's crazy to think of anti Polish, anti Irish, anti Italian.
02:49:19.000 So specifically, it's just whites.
02:49:21.000 So everyone has to be Anglo, I guess, from England?
02:49:23.000 Like, what is the criteria to not get beat up?
02:49:27.000 It was the thing, it was like people that were coming from these Latin countries people that were coming from Mexico, coming from Puerto Rico, people that were coming from Italy, you know, the countries that were initially Latin countries, brown people.
02:49:41.000 Yeah.
02:49:41.000 And Italians were thought of as brown people.
02:49:43.000 Yeah, but Irish aren't brown.
02:49:44.000 There was Irish people who were poor and they were lower class.
02:49:49.000 They were the people that were working in fucking factories and working in the country.
02:49:53.000 It's crazy to have that as your racism.
02:49:54.000 Whites on whites.
02:49:55.000 No.
02:49:55.000 Whites on whites?
02:49:56.000 A lot of Irish people were slaves.
02:49:56.000 Wild.
02:49:59.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:50:00.000 Hey.
02:50:00.000 Right?
02:50:01.000 Talk to it, girls.
02:50:03.000 You want to tell white people.
02:50:06.000 We were slaves.
02:50:07.000 Usually a couple more years ago.
02:50:09.000 We were kings.
02:50:09.000 You know, the Irish.
02:50:10.000 Yeah, we were kings.
02:50:11.000 Well, you want to tell white people back then, like, it's going to get.
02:50:14.000 Worse.
02:50:15.000 Like, if you're mad at this Irish guy, buckle up.
02:50:18.000 One day, they're not even going to read your scripts.
02:50:21.000 Yeah, you're going to hear like a.
02:50:24.000 Coming soon.
02:50:26.000 You're getting ready.
02:50:28.000 Well, I'm just saying.
02:50:31.000 Man, I'm watching a.
02:50:33.000 I don't know what it is.
02:50:34.000 Once I had a kid, I got way into history.
02:50:36.000 I don't know why.
02:50:37.000 I'm obsessed with history.
02:50:38.000 What are you thinking about?
02:50:39.000 Well, I'm watching all these presidential documents on Netflix.
02:50:44.000 Unbelievable.
02:50:45.000 Yeah, President's Rule.
02:50:46.000 By the way, Ulysses S. Grant.
02:50:47.000 Grant's my guy.
02:50:49.000 He's my guy.
02:50:49.000 I'm in love with this guy.
02:50:50.000 Well, you know, he went to West Point.
02:50:52.000 Oh, yeah.
02:50:53.000 So, Derek, I think I've said this on his show.
02:50:56.000 I've been.
02:50:56.000 Oh, really?
02:50:57.000 I talk about Grant every time.
02:50:58.000 Give me some music, Jamie.
02:50:59.000 I love Grant.
02:51:00.000 Grant rules.
02:51:01.000 I'll talk about Grant all day.
02:51:01.000 What do you say about it?
02:51:02.000 Well, one cool thing was, you know, during the war, he was a big general, and they would go, hey, what is this song?
02:51:09.000 I don't give a fuck.
02:51:10.000 It doesn't have that fun song.
02:51:12.000 Goddamn it.
02:51:13.000 Is it Ice Cream?
02:51:15.000 I was in the middle of a story here.
02:51:18.000 What about Grant?
02:51:19.000 We had to give him some music for his show.
02:51:22.000 That's true.
02:51:23.000 All right.
02:51:24.000 So Grant was that big general in the other yard.
02:51:26.000 Every time I hear somebody else talking about Grant, I get jealous and mad.
02:51:30.000 He went to college with a bunch of other guys who all got put into the war.
02:51:30.000 He went to West.
02:51:34.000 And a lot of them were Confederate.
02:51:37.000 So they'd be like, We got to go beat up.
02:51:39.000 We got to go kill a bunch of people at this fort in Georgia.
02:51:41.000 And he's like, Who's the head guy over there?
02:51:42.000 And they'd go, Whatever, Sherman.
02:51:44.000 And he'd go, I went to school with that guy.
02:51:46.000 He's a pussy.
02:51:47.000 We can take him.
02:51:48.000 So he knew everybody.
02:51:49.000 So he'd be like, Oh, I played ball with that guy.
02:51:52.000 He's a bitch.
02:51:53.000 We can kill him.
02:51:54.000 He's got no crossbows.
02:51:55.000 How crazy is that?
02:51:56.000 He knew everybody.
02:51:57.000 That's exactly what happened to Mark.
02:51:59.000 You're exactly right.
02:52:00.000 That shit rocks.
02:52:02.000 Amazing.
02:52:02.000 It's like my favorite thing about Grant.
02:52:04.000 I mean, you want to know some other cool things about Grant?
02:52:06.000 Please.
02:52:06.000 We could talk Grant all day.
02:52:07.000 Well, he was kind of a loser for a while.
02:52:09.000 He was a loser.
02:52:10.000 He was trying every farmer we met.
02:52:11.000 He was at West Point, all this shit.
02:52:12.000 Well, the big thing for him was after West Point, he went and fought in Mexico.
02:52:16.000 Mexican War.
02:52:17.000 What?
02:52:17.000 Yes.
02:52:17.000 He was a great cavalryman and he fought under Robert E. Lee alongside of the Mexicans.
02:52:22.000 In Mexico?
02:52:23.000 And he saw against the Mexicans and the Spanish.
02:52:26.000 Oh, America.
02:52:27.000 Yeah, okay.
02:52:28.000 But he found out that he remembers seeing Robert E. Lee being like nervous.
02:52:36.000 Before battle, which he's going to keep that with him the rest of his life.
02:52:40.000 But after the war, he gets sent out west because there's no war.
02:52:48.000 He's just at a post.
02:52:49.000 He misses his babe.
02:52:51.000 He comes to the demon rum.
02:52:53.000 He's drinking.
02:52:54.000 Yeah, he had a problem.
02:52:56.000 He gets kicked out of the army for being a drunk.
02:52:59.000 Goes home, frees his slaves while he has zero dollars.
02:53:04.000 He married into slaves.
02:53:05.000 His family, he came from abolitionist parents.
02:53:08.000 But he married into a.
02:53:10.000 His wife, her family had slaves.
02:53:13.000 When he gets home.
02:53:14.000 Wow.
02:53:14.000 Wait a minute, you left out a part.
02:53:15.000 He would free the slaves and he would bring them down to the courthouse and they go, dude, you can get like $2,000 for this guy.
02:53:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:53:21.000 He was like, no, no, no, let him go.
02:53:22.000 I was getting to it.
02:53:23.000 Oh, sorry.
02:53:24.000 Then he frees the slaves.
02:53:25.000 What a real man.
02:53:25.000 This is like the worst.
02:53:26.000 This is worth like a house.
02:53:27.000 You want one of these?
02:53:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:53:29.000 Yeah.
02:53:30.000 And then.
02:53:31.000 I love that.
02:53:33.000 Then he works at his dad's general store.
02:53:35.000 His father in law's general store.
02:53:35.000 All right.
02:53:36.000 He's working as a fucking clerk at a general store.
02:53:40.000 He was like, this guy's a bum.
02:53:41.000 When the war breaks out, he is a fucking clerk.
02:53:44.000 He's working a register at a store.
02:53:47.000 When the war breaks out.
02:53:48.000 By the end of the war, he's controlling the entire Union army.
02:53:51.000 Exactly.
02:53:51.000 Within four years.
02:53:52.000 Then becomes president.
02:53:53.000 He's working the fucking register at a grocery store.
02:53:56.000 This is like a St. Louis Cardinal's Cornerstone story.
02:54:00.000 Yeah.
02:54:00.000 Really?
02:54:00.000 He's the fucking man.
02:54:02.000 And he was great on a horse.
02:54:03.000 So he took the world by storm because he went out to the middle of the battlefield and did the thing where he goes on the side of the horse?
02:54:09.000 That was in Mexico.
02:54:10.000 He definitely didn't do that in the Civil War.
02:54:11.000 He did the side of the horse like the natives?
02:54:13.000 He went on the side of the horse so they couldn't shoot him, and then he popped up and killed a bunch of people.
02:54:17.000 I mean, the guy was a complete badass.
02:54:19.000 He's the man.
02:54:20.000 And then just think of all those young guys who volunteered.
02:54:23.000 You got to think of these old wars.
02:54:25.000 They don't just have to fight.
02:54:26.000 They have to go to a place.
02:54:27.000 I went to Fort Sumter on Saturday.
02:54:29.000 I was standing there.
02:54:29.000 No way.
02:54:30.000 No way.
02:54:31.000 That's crazy.
02:54:32.000 That's crazy.
02:54:33.000 Do you know how bored people must have been back then?
02:54:33.000 Wow.
02:54:35.000 They were like, just put me in war.
02:54:37.000 Please don't care that much.
02:54:39.000 They care that much.
02:54:39.000 No, no, no.
02:54:40.000 Well, there was that, but there's always that.
02:54:42.000 And that's every now.
02:54:43.000 That's literally every war.
02:54:45.000 Every single guy, not all of them now, but like, it's always been like, it's going to be adventure.
02:54:45.000 Every war.
02:54:51.000 Like, all quiet on the Western Front.
02:54:53.000 And it was something that they looked Forward to like romantically because the way their grandparents talked about it and their fathers talked about it.
02:54:59.000 When people talked about war back then, it was a responsibility, a duty.
02:55:02.000 Totally.
02:55:03.000 A man stood up for his country.
02:55:05.000 And also, the country was so young.
02:55:08.000 I know.
02:55:08.000 Yeah, you're really fighting for something.
02:55:10.000 The country was 100 years old.
02:55:11.000 A lot of guys would deserve it.
02:55:12.000 Not even 100 years old, right?
02:55:14.000 It's sick of that, 1776.
02:55:16.000 Yeah.
02:55:17.000 It's 100 years old.
02:55:18.000 But they were so recent.
02:55:20.000 FDR had what, four sons?
02:55:22.000 They all went to war.
02:55:24.000 So he's like, ah, shit, I'm starting a war with a.
02:55:26.000 Germany, I gotta put my money where my mouth is.
02:55:29.000 You're sending your troops, I'll send my four sons to war.
02:55:33.000 And then, you know, some died.
02:55:33.000 Wow.
02:55:36.000 Jesus.
02:55:37.000 Stalin did that.
02:55:39.000 Stalin had a.
02:55:40.000 Well, he's a psycho.
02:55:41.000 He had a policy of like.
02:55:41.000 Fuck.
02:55:43.000 Dude, you made me read that book on Stalin.
02:55:46.000 I started reading it.
02:55:47.000 I got maybe a chapter in it.
02:55:48.000 It's the worst book of all time.
02:55:50.000 I can't do it.
02:55:50.000 That's the worst thing, Annie Jacobson.
02:55:52.000 It's the worst book of all time.
02:55:53.000 It's called Bloodlands.
02:55:54.000 It's about the Eastern Front.
02:55:56.000 It's the worst.
02:55:57.000 It gets the Nazis?
02:55:58.000 It's the Nazis and the Soviets.
02:56:00.000 And what happened to Belarus and Ukraine and.
02:56:04.000 Oof, my own.
02:56:05.000 Bro, they starved people.
02:56:06.000 Yeah, Ukraine was.
02:56:08.000 The Holomidor was one of the worst things that's ever happened.
02:56:13.000 Communism's the gayest shit ever.
02:56:15.000 Of course.
02:56:17.000 Somebody needs to look into how gay communism is.
02:56:19.000 But isn't it crazy that it's making a comeback?
02:56:21.000 Yeah.
02:56:22.000 It always does.
02:56:24.000 There's a cycle.
02:56:24.000 It's a cycle.
02:56:25.000 The problem is if we cannot call it communism if we get free health care.
02:56:29.000 That would be a good move.
02:56:30.000 That would help a lot.
02:56:31.000 We're calling everybody communist.
02:56:32.000 Socialist communist.
02:56:34.000 Free healthcare is cool.
02:56:35.000 Yeah.
02:56:36.000 We should have that.
02:56:37.000 It's normal.
02:56:38.000 That's not communism.
02:56:39.000 We should have healthcare and education.
02:56:41.000 You should treat the entire country like it's a community.
02:56:44.000 If you have a community, would you want the sickest person to fucking die who could be very valuable if you could take care of them?
02:56:51.000 And do you have the resources to take care of them?
02:56:53.000 Of course you should.
02:56:53.000 We're a different country.
02:56:54.000 Exactly.
02:56:55.000 Do it with libraries.
02:56:56.000 This is the problem with capitalism.
02:56:56.000 It's a big deal.
02:56:58.000 It doesn't feel like a community.
02:56:59.000 This is the reason why people turn on all these billionaires.
02:57:02.000 They turn on them because they, why do you have so much when people have so little?
02:57:06.000 But it's because it's the game.
02:57:07.000 It's the game that they're playing.
02:57:08.000 And you're playing the game too.
02:57:09.000 You're just not playing it at that level.
02:57:12.000 But again, these rich people pay a lot and give a lot of services.
02:57:15.000 But yeah, there's that.
02:57:17.000 But also, the services, the amount of money that they get is all going to corrupt people that are funneling into their own bank accounts.
02:57:23.000 That's the problem with that.
02:57:23.000 Yeah.
02:57:24.000 We're running through Ireland and stuff like that.
02:57:26.000 There's too many nonprofits and NGOs.
02:57:28.000 And, you know, you find out that the homeless people that are running the nonprofits in LA, like somebody just sent me, like, Here, I'll send it to you, Jamie.
02:57:35.000 I got to get that Marshall Rogan coin.
02:57:36.000 It's so crazy when you look at the amount of money that is being paid to the people that run the homeless divisions.
02:57:42.000 It's like, it's fucking bananas.
02:57:44.000 Like, it's crazy.
02:57:44.000 It's insane amounts of money.
02:57:46.000 Yeah, we're in a tough spot.
02:57:47.000 The hoboes are in a tough spot.
02:57:48.000 The CEO of the homeless thing in L.A. made $1.6 million in the last two years.
02:57:51.000 Wow.
02:57:52.000 Yeah, and the president makes $200,000.
02:57:54.000 And you're doing a bad job.
02:57:56.000 And you're also doing a bad job.
02:57:57.000 Yeah.
02:57:58.000 You're also not, there's no way someone could justify you getting a raise.
02:58:02.000 There's no way someone could justify you getting that salary when you're objectively failing.
02:58:07.000 But then you want to, people want higher minimum wage and stuff, but I'm like, that's not going to do it.
02:58:07.000 Yeah.
02:58:12.000 Well, higher minimum wage is not the worst thing in the world.
02:58:14.000 No, I'm not against it.
02:58:15.000 I'm just saying that's not going to solve everything.
02:58:17.000 Well, it won't solve everything.
02:58:19.000 It won't solve everything.
02:58:20.000 But if you knew, if you were a person that had a lot of money and you knew that if you paid more taxes, it was going to go to make everybody feel better, the world would be better, the education would be better, people would have food, you would have free health care, schools would have nutritious meals.
02:58:36.000 LA shelter provider has paid CEO who lives in Hawaii $1.6 million in salary and vacation over two years.
02:58:43.000 That's bananas.
02:58:44.000 Two years.
02:58:45.000 That is literally insane.
02:58:46.000 So that's a slush fund.
02:58:48.000 That's not someone doing it because they care.
02:58:51.000 That's someone doing it because it's very profitable.
02:58:54.000 And it's a slush fund.
02:58:55.000 And this is why they tried so hard to keep Spencer Pratt from being the mayor of LA, because he wanted to expose all that shit.
02:59:01.000 You know, and they mock him and make fun of him.
02:59:02.000 And I did too.
02:59:03.000 Until you talk to him, you're like, oh, he's actually a very smart guy.
02:59:06.000 And he's really well read in this stuff.
02:59:08.000 He really understands what he's doing.
02:59:09.000 Try to write him off as some white guy.
02:59:10.000 Well, also, reality star.
02:59:12.000 Also, you know, oh, he's a grifter.
02:59:14.000 But he's actually, they're all grifters.
02:59:17.000 That person's a grifter.
02:59:18.000 They're all grifters.
02:59:19.000 Everyone's making a shitload of money pretending that they care and not doing any good.
02:59:24.000 No one is fixing anything.
02:59:26.000 The thing keeps getting worse.
02:59:27.000 It is getting worse.
02:59:28.000 Everything's getting worse.
02:59:29.000 They spent $24 billion on the homeless problem in California, and it only got worse.
02:59:34.000 And then when they tried to do an audit, Newsom vetoed it.
02:59:37.000 He wouldn't let them do an audit.
02:59:39.000 Because everyone's taking their peace.
02:59:40.000 Everyone's getting sick.
02:59:42.000 So Grant gets a hold of the army in the West.
02:59:46.000 And he starts making some noise out there.
02:59:47.000 Lincoln's going, I got a bunch of these generals out east.
02:59:51.000 They're scared.
02:59:51.000 They're all scared of Robert E. Lee.
02:59:53.000 I got fucking McClellan.
02:59:56.000 McClellan's a bum.
02:59:57.000 He's a bum.
02:59:57.000 He's afraid to move forward.
02:59:59.000 Robert E. Lee was a good general.
03:00:01.000 Unbelievable.
03:00:02.000 Okay.
03:00:03.000 I'm from the South.
03:00:04.000 So what did he do with Grant?
03:00:04.000 I'm not a good general.
03:00:05.000 Grant was a good general.
03:00:07.000 Eventually, they go, this guy's been going nuts out on the West.
03:00:07.000 We'll fast forward.
03:00:12.000 Let's bring him in.
03:00:13.000 And then he immediately is like, I remember Robert E. Lee.
03:00:16.000 He was just as scared as I am.
03:00:17.000 I'm not afraid of him.
03:00:18.000 Everybody in the North was afraid of Robert E. Lee.
03:00:19.000 They're like, this guy's a genius.
03:00:21.000 He's going to fuck us up.
03:00:23.000 Grant was the one guy that was like, he's just as afraid as I am.
03:00:26.000 Also, we got more guys.
03:00:28.000 We can turn this into a war of attrition real quick.
03:00:31.000 Let's see who loses more guys quickly or quicker.
03:00:34.000 And he just, he attacks.
03:00:36.000 It's wonderful.
03:00:37.000 It's unbelievable.
03:00:38.000 And then General Sherman, his boy.
03:00:40.000 So they're boys.
03:00:41.000 Sherman and Grant are boys.
03:00:43.000 And Sherman has a nice quote.
03:00:45.000 He was like, I helped out Grant when he was drunk.
03:00:48.000 Grant helped me when I was crazy.
03:00:50.000 We're boys forever.
03:00:51.000 Sherman's like, bro, let me get an army.
03:00:54.000 Let me just march south and just fuck them up.
03:00:57.000 So these were the only two guys also.
03:01:00.000 That treated the South like these are traitors.
03:01:03.000 Wow.
03:01:04.000 Like they always, like the guys like McClellan, all these other guys, they were like, these are gentlemen.
03:01:09.000 Robert E. Lee's a gentleman.
03:01:11.000 Sherman and Grant were like, yo, fuck these guys.
03:01:14.000 They're traitors.
03:01:15.000 They should be hung for what they're doing, dude.
03:01:17.000 They're going to leave the United States.
03:01:19.000 Could you imagine if Robert E. Lee won?
03:01:22.000 It wasn't that far off.
03:01:23.000 It was.
03:01:24.000 We let them.
03:01:26.000 The North had kid gloves on.
03:01:28.000 You think?
03:01:28.000 I mean, they lost a lot of guys, too.
03:01:30.000 We lost a lot.
03:01:31.000 We lost more than them, but.
03:01:33.000 Even Shelby Foote, who's a famed Southern historian, was like, the North was fighting with one armed ties.
03:01:40.000 What's that, Jamie?
03:01:41.000 Really?
03:01:42.000 This fucking badass sword.
03:01:43.000 Was that at Hinchcliffe's house?
03:01:45.000 He said he was giving this sword when he took over the Federal Army in 1864.
03:01:50.000 It's awesome.
03:01:51.000 It's been sold at auction, though, recently.
03:01:54.000 Four grand.
03:01:54.000 Crazy.
03:01:55.000 How much?
03:01:55.000 The last time it sold, it was.
03:01:58.000 Five million.
03:01:59.000 It was worth that much.
03:02:00.000 Four grand in gold.
03:02:00.000 You get civil worship cheap.
03:02:02.000 Yeah, it was not that much.
03:02:03.000 Yeah, I have Sherman's map.
03:02:05.000 When he marched through South Carolina with his pencil mark.
03:02:09.000 How'd you get it?
03:02:11.000 Francis Ellis gave me it.
03:02:12.000 What?
03:02:14.000 Try showing a lady that who comes over.
03:02:16.000 I go, that was only 1.6 million.
03:02:16.000 I do.
03:02:18.000 Are you going to kill me?
03:02:20.000 And I go, here's my OJ Simpson rushing trophy.
03:02:23.000 And they go, he's definitely going to kill me.
03:02:25.000 That was only one.
03:02:26.000 Jamie has OJ Simpson's golf clubs.
03:02:29.000 What?
03:02:30.000 Well, me and Jamie were in the same auction.
03:02:31.000 I got his rushing trophy.
03:02:33.000 I got all of his ties.
03:02:34.000 Jamie got the golf club.
03:02:35.000 Kim Kardashian was in the same auction, too.
03:02:37.000 What was she trying to win?
03:02:39.000 She bought a glove.
03:02:40.000 Me and her were bidding against each other.
03:02:42.000 Yes.
03:02:42.000 Were you really?
03:02:44.000 I was fired up winning a bunch of them.
03:02:46.000 I had a couple drinks.
03:02:49.000 I didn't think I was going to win all these.
03:02:50.000 I won so many.
03:02:53.000 I have an autographed picture of Bill Clinton and OJ from Bill Clinton that's like, to my dear friend OJ.
03:02:59.000 Whoa.
03:03:01.000 And it was extremely expensive.
03:03:03.000 And anytime somebody comes to my house, I go, check this out.
03:03:05.000 And they go, cool.
03:03:07.000 I go, fuck that.
03:03:09.000 I'd get a photo of it.
03:03:10.000 I would get jazzed up.
03:03:11.000 I'd get hard as a rock.
03:03:12.000 Look at that.
03:03:13.000 There it is.
03:03:13.000 There it is.
03:03:14.000 That's the one I got.
03:03:15.000 To my dear friend.
03:03:16.000 That's fun.
03:03:17.000 My dear friend.
03:03:17.000 That's all OJ Sam said.
03:03:19.000 He's a big, tall, handsome man.
03:03:22.000 From SF.
03:03:23.000 Bro, it's funny watching his old political speeches.
03:03:25.000 Two legends.
03:03:26.000 Yeah, Police Academy.
03:03:27.000 Yeah, Nordberg.
03:03:29.000 Yeah, he's great.
03:03:30.000 Hertz commercials.
03:03:31.000 Hertz commercials, yeah.
03:03:32.000 He was in Police Academy?
03:03:33.000 Yeah.
03:03:34.000 Naked Gun.
03:03:35.000 Naked Gun, yeah, that's what I meant.
03:03:36.000 Same thing.
03:03:37.000 Spinoff.
03:03:37.000 All right.
03:03:37.000 Same shit.
03:03:38.000 Sorry.
03:03:38.000 Yeah.
03:03:39.000 I wasn't sure if he was in both.
03:03:40.000 I wasn't being a cunt.
03:03:41.000 Now, could you make a movie like that today?
03:03:45.000 Naked Gun?
03:03:46.000 Yeah.
03:03:46.000 You could, but you'd have to finance it independently.
03:03:48.000 You didn't make it.
03:03:49.000 Oh, yeah.
03:03:49.000 They just remade it.
03:03:50.000 Well, they remade it.
03:03:51.000 It's literally just there.
03:03:53.000 The answer is no.
03:03:54.000 Could you make a movie like that?
03:03:55.000 You can make any movie today.
03:03:56.000 All right, good, because I'm making one.
03:03:57.000 Well, you know, as much as anybody, all they're asking for is that.
03:04:01.000 Me and Samarille wrote one.
03:04:02.000 We're shooting in October.
03:04:03.000 What is it?
03:04:03.000 Nice.
03:04:04.000 Everybody wants a movie.
03:04:05.000 It's just a raunchy 80s style comedy.
03:04:08.000 Great.
03:04:08.000 Yeah, we're shooting.
03:04:09.000 We got financing.
03:04:10.000 I can't believe some guy's giving us money.
03:04:11.000 Theo and David Spade just did one.
03:04:13.000 Oh, yeah.
03:04:14.000 I heard that was hilarious.
03:04:15.000 I heard it was hilarious.
03:04:16.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:04:16.000 It's nice.
03:04:17.000 It's nice that people are doing shit like that.
03:04:18.000 You can try them.
03:04:20.000 Well, yeah, the gatekeeper's fucked up.
03:04:21.000 Oh, tires come out the door.
03:04:22.000 Fuck off.
03:04:22.000 Hey, hey, hey.
03:04:24.000 We're doing that.
03:04:26.000 Season three.
03:04:27.000 Season three.
03:04:29.000 What tires?
03:04:30.000 How much does that consume of you?
03:04:32.000 Good question.
03:04:36.000 What did I miss?
03:04:37.000 What did I miss?
03:04:39.000 How difficult is it to.
03:04:41.000 I mean, it seems like a big.
03:04:43.000 Three months is quick.
03:04:44.000 Gilly takes on a lot of it.
03:04:46.000 Keeves.
03:04:47.000 Yeah.
03:04:47.000 Right, right, right.
03:04:49.000 Sorry, I'm a little drunk.
03:04:50.000 I'm a little drunk.
03:04:51.000 He's getting hit.
03:04:52.000 No, the rest of the guys.
03:04:53.000 I mean, I help write, but I can do that from afar.
03:04:57.000 McKeever writes a lot of it.
03:05:00.000 Yeah.
03:05:01.000 He's a talent.
03:05:02.000 Just write it.
03:05:03.000 I'll show up and.
03:05:04.000 He's the train.
03:05:05.000 He's so awesome.
03:05:06.000 And it seems like Netflix has very little to say.
03:05:08.000 You just kind of do it and give it to him.
03:05:10.000 For sure.
03:05:10.000 That's so dope.
03:05:11.000 They've never changed anything.
03:05:12.000 Sarandos is the man.
03:05:13.000 Sarandos is so cool.
03:05:15.000 He's such a good dude.
03:05:16.000 I've known that guy forever.
03:05:17.000 Really?
03:05:18.000 Yeah, I did a Netflix special for them in 2005 when it was still like.
03:05:22.000 Five?
03:05:23.000 Yeah.
03:05:23.000 Five?
03:05:24.000 Was it discs?
03:05:25.000 Yeah, it was discs.
03:05:26.000 Yeah.
03:05:27.000 I was like, I might have been the first.
03:05:29.000 I might have been the first Netflix special.
03:05:31.000 Live of Phoenix.
03:05:32.000 I didn't show that.
03:05:33.000 I think you were there.
03:05:34.000 We did that show at the improv in Tempe.
03:05:37.000 Yeah.
03:05:38.000 We filmed it.
03:05:38.000 We did it at the improv.
03:05:39.000 Good club.
03:05:40.000 Because this is just a real conversation that me and Sam.
03:05:43.000 Congratulations.
03:05:44.000 Yeah.
03:05:44.000 All right.
03:05:45.000 Nice.
03:05:46.000 Did you go down on her?
03:05:47.000 Yeah, a little.
03:05:48.000 Yeah.
03:05:49.000 It's like bare minimum is 15 minutes.
03:05:52.000 Planning for potentially 45.
03:05:54.000 45 minutes?
03:05:55.000 Who told you that?
03:05:56.000 I read it.
03:05:57.000 You have a book about how to eat, yeah, bro.
03:05:59.000 Every day you say that makes me like I, you're giving me a headache.
03:06:04.000 That's O'Connor trying not to laugh.
03:06:06.000 He Gerben had a book about how to eat, where'd he get?
03:06:11.000 Oh, that's real.
03:06:11.000 Oh, that's all, yeah, whoa, immediately in the script.
03:06:14.000 Who wrote it?
03:06:15.000 Whoa, can I get that book?
03:06:16.000 I forget.
03:06:17.000 No offense.
03:06:18.000 I'm not being an atheist, obviously a Jewish person.
03:06:20.000 Yeah, we're writers.
03:06:21.000 You guys love, no, but you guys also love sexuality.
03:06:23.000 Eat pussy.
03:06:25.000 Yeah.
03:06:26.000 Nothing wrong with it.
03:06:26.000 You're good at it.
03:06:27.000 Black people, take notes.
03:06:30.000 DJ Kellen.
03:06:32.000 And another one.
03:06:33.000 But Gerby's has a book on how to eat pussy, and he talks about it a lot, and it bothers me immensely.
03:06:39.000 There's no way.
03:06:39.000 Where did he get the book?
03:06:40.000 Oh, my God.
03:06:40.000 It's called How to Eat Pussy.
03:06:43.000 I mean, it could be.
03:06:43.000 Hold on.
03:06:44.000 I do actually know the name of the book.
03:06:46.000 It's called She Comes First.
03:06:47.000 Oh, no.
03:06:48.000 I've heard of that book.
03:06:48.000 I've heard that.
03:06:49.000 Of course you have.
03:06:50.000 It's like everybody poops.
03:06:52.000 It's like everybody's poops.
03:06:53.000 It's right next to Anne Frank Cyrus.
03:06:54.000 How to eat children.
03:06:55.000 Jesus Christ.
03:06:55.000 How to eat pussy.
03:06:56.000 She comes first.
03:06:57.000 Oh, wow.
03:06:57.000 There it is.
03:06:58.000 Yeah.
03:06:58.000 Is that a papaya?
03:06:59.000 Kerner.
03:06:59.000 Is that a papaya?
03:07:00.000 Yeah.
03:07:00.000 Kerner.
03:07:01.000 Yeah.
03:07:01.000 Is that a papaya?
03:07:01.000 Kerner.
03:07:02.000 Yeah.
03:07:02.000 Is that a papaya?
03:07:03.000 Kerner.
03:07:04.000 That's one bestseller.
03:07:05.000 That's not great.
03:07:06.000 Amazing.
03:07:06.000 In Sex Instruction.
03:07:07.000 Number one bestseller in pussy eating.
03:07:09.000 This shit pisses me off.
03:07:11.000 The pussy eating shit.
03:07:12.000 It bothers me.
03:07:13.000 And he's like, well, yeah, I do that.
03:07:15.000 And then I bring her home and I go, oh.
03:07:16.000 And then sometimes you just tickle the front at first.
03:07:19.000 Oh.
03:07:19.000 You're like, dude.
03:07:20.000 Disgusting, you have a playbook on this.
03:07:23.000 So, he is that guy.
03:07:23.000 Fuck you.
03:07:25.000 None of us are acting.
03:07:26.000 Wow, it's totally.
03:07:28.000 Kyla is the most, is the most guy.
03:07:30.000 Anyone, she's such trash.
03:07:33.000 She does hilarious.
03:07:34.000 She does so well this season, really.
03:07:36.000 Yeah, I'm excited for people to see that.
03:07:39.000 Fun, it's very excited.
03:07:40.000 You got Soda in there.
03:07:42.000 Soda's in it this year.
03:07:43.000 Is Ron White in it?
03:07:44.000 Ron White's not in it, not this season.
03:07:46.000 What happened?
03:07:47.000 Bobby, you just have one episode.
03:07:48.000 Bobby Lee's in it this season, Foley, Stav.
03:07:52.000 Foley's back.
03:07:53.000 Foley killed.
03:07:54.000 Foley's amazing.
03:07:55.000 Foley is so fucking funny.
03:07:56.000 He's a funny fucker.
03:07:58.000 He's like the best guy ever.
03:08:00.000 He's a good hang.
03:08:00.000 Yeah.
03:08:01.000 He is the best hang.
03:08:01.000 Foley rules.
03:08:03.000 He's got stories, but we can't get into it.
03:08:05.000 We can get into something.
03:08:06.000 No.
03:08:07.000 Look, me and him have already talked about this on a podcast.
03:08:09.000 It's like my favorite Foley story.
03:08:12.000 Because in Philly, he was a demon.
03:08:14.000 Yeah.
03:08:15.000 Like a fucking real demon.
03:08:18.000 Yeah.
03:08:18.000 Him and Chris Cotton would fight.
03:08:20.000 We'd go to the Raven Lounge.
03:08:21.000 They would fist fight.
03:08:22.000 Really?
03:08:23.000 Dude, it was crazy.
03:08:24.000 Fist fight each other?
03:08:25.000 Yes.
03:08:26.000 Everyone was on Coke.
03:08:27.000 The second somebody got on stage, Foley will blow up.
03:08:29.000 Two guys in the back, two fat guys in the back were like, Hey, shut the fuck up.
03:08:32.000 Fuck you.
03:08:33.000 But Foley had a thing.
03:08:35.000 He was telling me a story about it.
03:08:36.000 He brought home a hooker and he was.
03:08:38.000 Is this all cool to talk about?
03:08:41.000 I don't want to get the guy in trouble.
03:08:42.000 We've talked about it before.
03:08:44.000 On air?
03:08:45.000 Foley has a podcast called Are You Garbage?
03:08:47.000 He knows what I am.
03:08:49.000 He said he was bouncing.
03:08:50.000 He was on Coke, bouncing on a yoga ball.
03:08:53.000 He's like 400 pounds.
03:08:54.000 Poor yoga ball.
03:08:57.000 According to his story, which is my favorite version, he was smoking a cigarette.
03:09:00.000 He's got a hooker in there, like standing in front of him, like dancing in an empty room.
03:09:04.000 He's on a yoga ball, and the cherry from the cigarette fell and popped the yoga ball.
03:09:10.000 Wow.
03:09:10.000 And I was like, it might have been fun.
03:09:12.000 I was like, brother, that was you.
03:09:15.000 I love the experience, like the idea of him, a 400 pound guy, like a flimsy chair.
03:09:19.000 Maybe I like that shit.
03:09:20.000 Boom.
03:09:21.000 Just a fat guy on his back.
03:09:25.000 That stripper got a good laugh, Clarence.
03:09:28.000 Or hooker, sorry.
03:09:29.000 He is.
03:09:31.000 Fully fucking he's a treasure a national treasure.
03:09:33.000 That's all right.
03:09:34.000 Let's bring this home.
03:09:35.000 Oh, really?
03:09:36.000 We're gonna do it.
03:09:37.000 We're just gonna do it.
03:09:38.000 We're gonna turn it down.
03:09:39.000 What do you want to do?
03:09:40.000 You want to talk about seven o'clock show?
03:09:42.000 I gotta pee.
03:09:43.000 Come back.
03:09:43.000 Go pee.
03:09:44.000 All right, I'll be back.
03:09:45.000 Let's keep it.
03:09:45.000 All right, we're drunk.
03:09:47.000 Yeah, well, I'm drunk enough.
03:09:48.000 Could you hear me a beer?
03:09:49.000 And for the record, sir, I beat Rogan on The Wiz.
03:09:54.000 We're doing well.
03:09:56.000 Delete the first hour.
03:09:57.000 It was worthless.
03:09:58.000 Jamie, bring up Jeremiah Love touchdowns highlights.
03:10:02.000 And just play it in the back.
03:10:04.000 We'll talk about other shit.
03:10:05.000 That's a good whiskey there.
03:10:06.000 Bodega Cat.
03:10:07.000 I love Bodega Cat.
03:10:08.000 Get a bottle.
03:10:08.000 I have a bottle.
03:10:10.000 I stole one from your studio last time.
03:10:11.000 I thought I was on my way.
03:10:12.000 I just grabbed whatever I could.
03:10:12.000 I might be drunk.
03:10:14.000 I was like, I'm just in New York for a month and I don't want to buy a bottle of liquor.
03:10:18.000 Don't give this guy an apartment in London.
03:10:19.000 He'll steal from you.
03:10:21.000 They're doing it.
03:10:22.000 They're not giving me one.
03:10:23.000 I love you calling yourself an immigrant.
03:10:25.000 So fun.
03:10:26.000 It's so fun, bro.
03:10:27.000 It pisses me off every time you do it.
03:10:28.000 It's so fun.
03:10:29.000 Technically, it's true.
03:10:31.000 That's why he's doing it.
03:10:32.000 That's why he's doing it.
03:10:35.000 There's no immigration problem in London.
03:10:38.000 Actually, it's very difficult to get a house as an immigrant.
03:10:41.000 Shut up.
03:10:42.000 I also tell them, like, you know, soccer, the term came from you guys.
03:10:42.000 I love it.
03:10:46.000 Well, that's true.
03:10:47.000 Association.
03:10:47.000 And they go, It's football.
03:10:48.000 I'm like, that's not according to you, though.
03:10:50.000 That's true.
03:10:51.000 That's fun.
03:10:51.000 I love calling them on their shit.
03:10:53.000 It's so fun.
03:10:54.000 Those soccer games are amazing.
03:10:55.000 Isn't it?
03:10:56.000 They did.
03:10:59.000 Also, by the way, college football destroys soccer.
03:10:59.000 Well, they did.
03:11:03.000 Oh, it destroys it.
03:11:03.000 What?
03:11:05.000 Oh, let's just watch my guy.
03:11:09.000 Wow.
03:11:10.000 Look at the Catholic royalty in the uniform.
03:11:13.000 Bro, look up Kane highlights.
03:11:14.000 That is a white outfit.
03:11:16.000 I've seen Harry Kane.
03:11:17.000 I've seen all of his fucking bitch ass.
03:11:18.000 Harry Kane is good.
03:11:19.000 Harry Kane.
03:11:20.000 He spits when he talks.
03:11:21.000 That Bellingham, he's a sexy, sexy black.
03:11:24.000 I just lost fucking Jed.
03:11:26.000 Huh?
03:11:26.000 It gave up Spence.
03:11:29.000 I don't know what that means.
03:11:30.000 This is wonderful stuff.
03:11:32.000 There you go.
03:11:33.000 Watch this one.
03:11:34.000 You guys are going to like this.
03:11:35.000 You're going to like it.
03:11:37.000 This is Barry Sanders shit.
03:11:39.000 Knock down.
03:11:40.000 Knock down.
03:11:40.000 Whoa.
03:11:41.000 I've never seen that move.
03:11:42.000 Knock down.
03:11:44.000 He did a Foley yoga ball on that guy.
03:11:46.000 Oh, you're going to like this.
03:11:47.000 45 after.
03:11:48.000 That's good, Jamie.
03:11:50.000 So, wait, you were shooting arrows?
03:11:52.000 You were shooting arrows for two hours today?
03:11:54.000 Yeah.
03:11:54.000 Today.
03:11:55.000 Shooting migrants?
03:11:55.000 Today.
03:11:56.000 Did your arm get worn out?
03:11:57.000 No.
03:11:57.000 I was playing MLB the show.
03:12:00.000 I do it constantly.
03:12:00.000 I'm used to doing it.
03:12:03.000 Really?
03:12:04.000 How's the bullseye?
03:12:05.000 It's great.
03:12:06.000 You stuff your kills?
03:12:07.000 What's that?
03:12:08.000 You stuff your kills.
03:12:09.000 Stuff them?
03:12:09.000 No.
03:12:10.000 No, I turn them into Euro mounts.
03:12:12.000 It's just the skull and the antler.
03:12:13.000 Nice.
03:12:14.000 Let me ask you if you hit a guy with an arrow, how many, how would it kill him?
03:12:18.000 Yes.
03:12:18.000 Yeah.
03:12:18.000 100%.
03:12:19.000 I don't think so.
03:12:20.000 It kills a skull and an elk.
03:12:21.000 It kills a elk.
03:12:22.000 We can find out.
03:12:23.000 It's killing an elk?
03:12:24.000 It kills an elk.
03:12:24.000 Yes.
03:12:25.000 Well, you got a fucking high.
03:12:26.000 Powered crazy ass ass.
03:12:28.000 I'm talking about a bow and arrow.
03:12:30.000 A bow and arrow.
03:12:32.000 That's how they killed every Belgian immigrant.
03:12:34.000 Oh my God, this is a crazy thing.
03:12:36.000 Throughout history, that's how most people die.
03:12:38.000 There were weapons.
03:12:39.000 Well, have you seen The Odyssey?
03:12:41.000 The guy gets hit with 18 arrows and he's walking around.
03:12:43.000 I know, it's a movie.
03:12:44.000 That movie, that part, I like the movie, but that part bothered me.
03:12:47.000 There's also black Greeks.
03:12:50.000 Yeah, good point.
03:12:51.000 Joe.
03:12:52.000 Good point.
03:12:52.000 They were.
03:12:54.000 Yeah.
03:12:55.000 Yeah, definitely.
03:12:57.000 100% can kill a person.
03:12:58.000 You know what I just watched?
03:12:59.000 You know what I just watched last night was The Northman.
03:13:02.000 Oh, I did that.
03:13:03.000 I saw it in theaters and didn't like it when I saw it the first time.
03:13:07.000 What?
03:13:08.000 I don't know what happened.
03:13:09.000 It's just fun.
03:13:09.000 It's awesome.
03:13:10.000 I rewatched it last night.
03:13:12.000 It's so sick.
03:13:13.000 It's so sick.
03:13:13.000 It's a good time.
03:13:14.000 It's one of the six movies.
03:13:15.000 Eggers is the man.
03:13:16.000 It's awesome.
03:13:17.000 Yeah.
03:13:17.000 Robert Eggers is the fucking man.
03:13:18.000 Was that actor or director?
03:13:20.000 He did Nosferato.
03:13:20.000 Director.
03:13:21.000 Did he do The Vitch?
03:13:23.000 Yes.
03:13:24.000 And he was doing The Witch.
03:13:25.000 The Vitch is really good.
03:13:26.000 The Witch is going to be awesome.
03:13:27.000 It's going to be sick.
03:13:28.000 Everything he's done is awesome.
03:13:29.000 Everything ruled.
03:13:30.000 Nosferatu fucking ruled.
03:13:30.000 The Vitch was really good.
03:13:32.000 The Vitch ruled.
03:13:33.000 Movies of shit.
03:13:34.000 Nosferatu is the greatest vampire movie of all time.
03:13:37.000 Of all time.
03:13:39.000 Bram Stoker's Dracula was great.
03:13:40.000 Nosferatu took it to a totally new level.
03:13:43.000 Lighthouse was fun.
03:13:44.000 Lighthouse was fun.
03:13:44.000 Yeah, that's right.
03:13:45.000 I forgot about Lighthouse.
03:13:46.000 The bitch was great.
03:13:47.000 Nosferatu is for sure.
03:13:49.000 Hudson and Gretel, I never saw that one.
03:13:51.000 By the way, Obsession was one of the best movies of all time.
03:13:54.000 Brothers, kill it.
03:13:55.000 Obsession was so fucking sweet.
03:13:56.000 Can we say how funny Obsession was, though?
03:13:58.000 The first half?
03:13:58.000 It's so funny.
03:14:00.000 When it's just like, clearly, this is just having a nightmare girlfriend.
03:14:03.000 The scene where he's like, where they're like, dude, it's Guy's Night.
03:14:07.000 And he's like, I don't care.
03:14:08.000 I'm not afraid to tell her.
03:14:09.000 He's like, okay, tell her then.
03:14:10.000 He's like, all right, fine.
03:14:12.000 He's in his car and he hangs up, and then like scary music starts playing.
03:14:15.000 He goes inside and he's like, So, I think I'm going to go over to Tim's.
03:14:20.000 She's like, Okay, great.
03:14:21.000 I'll get ready.
03:14:22.000 And he's like, It's just going to be the guys.
03:14:26.000 And she's like, How about when she taped over the door?
03:14:33.000 Hilarious.
03:14:34.000 It's like this slow build to complete insanity to the scene in the car.
03:14:39.000 Yeah.
03:14:39.000 She kills the other girl.
03:14:40.000 That girl was so good.
03:14:42.000 That girl's unbelievable.
03:14:43.000 She's going to go fuck.
03:14:44.000 She ruled.
03:14:45.000 And that's the crazy thing about it is like no one was known.
03:14:48.000 Overnight.
03:14:49.000 Yeah.
03:14:49.000 She can't walk down the street anymore.
03:14:49.000 Yeah.
03:14:51.000 Nah.
03:14:51.000 She's friends with a comic in New York.
03:14:53.000 Oh, yeah.
03:14:53.000 She came into the cellar once and it was like just getting from wherever they were on 6th to the cellar took like 40 minutes.
03:14:59.000 Wow.
03:15:00.000 That kid.
03:15:01.000 We went with Kanye and it wasn't that.
03:15:04.000 He took the car around to the store.
03:15:05.000 Come on.
03:15:05.000 He didn't walk with us, did he?
03:15:06.000 Come on, bro.
03:15:07.000 Did he walk with us to the store?
03:15:09.000 Did he walk with us?
03:15:10.000 Yes.
03:15:10.000 I don't remember that.
03:15:11.000 We were walking me, you, Louis, Rock, Chappelle.
03:15:15.000 I don't remember Kanye walking with us.
03:15:17.000 And Kanye was there.
03:15:19.000 Wow.
03:15:19.000 It was so fucking cool.
03:15:21.000 It's a great photo.
03:15:23.000 Somebody should have got ahead of you guys and took a photo of that.
03:15:25.000 The funniest.
03:15:25.000 Yeah.
03:15:26.000 The funniest group of dudes of all time.
03:15:26.000 It was so fun.
03:15:28.000 Yeah.
03:15:28.000 It was a lot of trouble.
03:15:30.000 This is how funny Tommy Pope is.
03:15:33.000 It was me and my buddies.
03:15:35.000 We got there first.
03:15:36.000 And Tommy is obliterated from the flight.
03:15:39.000 And then Kanye comes in.
03:15:41.000 No, Chappelle comes in first.
03:15:42.000 He's sitting with us.
03:15:43.000 And he's like, Kanye's here.
03:15:44.000 We should talk to Kanye.
03:15:45.000 And I was like, yeah, please, obviously.
03:15:48.000 And then Kanye comes and sits with us and then walks away.
03:15:51.000 Anyway, we hang out with Kanye all night.
03:15:53.000 The next morning, Tommy's like, I'd love to meet Kanye.
03:15:56.000 That'd be awesome.
03:15:58.000 You hung out with him all night, you drunk.
03:16:00.000 Wow.
03:16:02.000 You spent the whole night with him.
03:16:04.000 It was so fucking cool.
03:16:05.000 They were going, Chappelle came just randomly.
03:16:07.000 They went to meet us.
03:16:08.000 He just showed up.
03:16:09.000 Rock showed up.
03:16:09.000 Louis showed up.
03:16:10.000 No, then he goes, Rock and Louis are here.
03:16:12.000 I was like, Bring them there.
03:16:13.000 What?
03:16:14.000 Okay.
03:16:15.000 And then Chappelle's like, I'm going to smoke a joint.
03:16:17.000 Sam J went back there, and I was like, I think I kind of want to go back there and smoke a joint with them.
03:16:21.000 And then he's like, Shane's like, Well, you can't go now.
03:16:24.000 I'm like, Why not?
03:16:25.000 You didn't see you went back there?
03:16:26.000 I'm like, No.
03:16:27.000 Kanye, I'm like, That would seem like I'm going just for that.
03:16:30.000 And then I went, Yeah.
03:16:33.000 But yeah, it was hard wrangling them to be like, Because I was the one that was like, We should probably do stand up tonight, right, fellas?
03:16:41.000 Because it's you guys?
03:16:44.000 Yeah.
03:16:44.000 And the only one that was like, Definitely was Kanye.
03:16:47.000 Kanye was like, Yes.
03:16:48.000 Did he go on?
03:16:50.000 No, he just stood.
03:16:51.000 He stood on the stage for a second.
03:16:53.000 Weird.
03:16:53.000 Yeah.
03:16:54.000 How long ago was this?
03:16:54.000 But he was the one.
03:16:56.000 May?
03:16:56.000 It was in May.
03:16:57.000 So Chappelle goes on.
03:16:58.000 He goes, first, my idea was like, I'm going to just go up and bring Shane on.
03:17:02.000 Then Chappelle's like, I'm going to host.
03:17:04.000 I was like, well, that's the new thing.
03:17:04.000 Yeah.
03:17:04.000 Look at that.
03:17:06.000 Chappelle goes on and does seven minutes.
03:17:09.000 Oh, this is LA.
03:17:10.000 Yeah.
03:17:10.000 Chappelle goes on and does seven minutes.
03:17:12.000 Nicole was on, had no idea who was in the back, which was all these guys.
03:17:16.000 Wow.
03:17:17.000 And so we're in the back row, and it's Shane and Mitzi's chair, Louis right next to him, or vice versa.
03:17:22.000 I'm right there.
03:17:22.000 And they go, hey, Kanye's people need these chairs.
03:17:25.000 And Louis and Shane were like, at first, were just comics, like, oh, okay.
03:17:28.000 And they looked at each other and they just go, No.
03:17:31.000 Wow.
03:17:32.000 We're comics.
03:17:33.000 What a list.
03:17:33.000 It's a cancel fest.
03:17:35.000 I love it.
03:17:36.000 Chappelle went on to seven minutes and he goes, it's a cancel comedy cavalcade.
03:17:39.000 He brought on Shane to his roast jokes.
03:17:41.000 He goes, it gets better.
03:17:42.000 This next guy was a horrible person to women.
03:17:45.000 Brings up Louis and they go, and then he goes, this next guy is even worse.
03:17:49.000 Spoke about someone's wife and got slapped in the face for it.
03:17:52.000 And he brought on Chris Rock.
03:17:52.000 Oh, wow.
03:17:53.000 This is midnight and onwards.
03:17:55.000 Oh, my God.
03:17:56.000 There was a crowd going bananas.
03:17:58.000 There were 27 of them and they were like, what the fuck?
03:18:01.000 And then Barris closes it out.
03:18:03.000 Isn't that amazing?
03:18:04.000 Only 27 people saw that?
03:18:05.000 That's amazing.
03:18:05.000 Yeah.
03:18:06.000 Don Bears killed.
03:18:08.000 Killed!
03:18:08.000 That's a funny summary.
03:18:09.000 Don Bears followed and killed.
03:18:11.000 Wow.
03:18:13.000 Kanye's got Give Me the Ox.
03:18:13.000 So they were in the back.
03:18:15.000 He's just playing unreleased tracks.
03:18:17.000 What?
03:18:18.000 Stuff he likes and then his own stuff that's unreleased.
03:18:21.000 Heil Hitler.
03:18:21.000 Heil Hitler.
03:18:23.000 Damn, that's amazing.
03:18:25.000 He explained his mania.
03:18:27.000 Really?
03:18:27.000 Yeah, he was like, he goes, guys, it wasn't about the Jews.
03:18:30.000 It wasn't about, it could have been about immigrants, could have been about gays.
03:18:32.000 He goes, Chappelle, I went after you.
03:18:34.000 I was crazy.
03:18:35.000 I was crazy.
03:18:36.000 Oh, that's cool.
03:18:37.000 He goes, I wasn't in my right mind.
03:18:38.000 I went next to Charles and he just goes, he points at me.
03:18:42.000 I was like, he goes, that guy has a bit about it.
03:18:44.000 And I was like, wait, what?
03:18:46.000 Charles is like, did you hear that?
03:18:48.000 I'm like, I thought I did.
03:18:50.000 Did he just say that guy has a bit about it?
03:18:52.000 Yeah, he's just like, it was so fucking cool.
03:18:54.000 That's bananas.
03:18:55.000 Everyone's up there.
03:18:56.000 Ross is back there.
03:18:57.000 Khalif Kwali's there.
03:18:59.000 It was a great hodgepodge of opinions on Judaism.
03:19:02.000 It really was.
03:19:05.000 Chappelle was like, we were trying to get Kanye.
03:19:07.000 He's like, I think I should play Israel.
03:19:08.000 He's like, you can't play a totalitarian regime.
03:19:11.000 I was the only one that was like, hey, don't do that.
03:19:14.000 Yeah.
03:19:14.000 He was like, you can't play a totalitarian regime.
03:19:16.000 I was like, didn't you go to Saudi Arabia?
03:19:18.000 It's like, all right.
03:19:20.000 That was a great festival.
03:19:21.000 Dude, I had to pick up my luggage from your hotel right afterwards.
03:19:24.000 How was this out?
03:19:25.000 You went to the Saddle?
03:19:26.000 I would go again.
03:19:27.000 Good show.
03:19:28.000 I mean, I got a world of shit, but it was so fun.
03:19:31.000 They treated you great.
03:19:32.000 I thought you skated more than anybody.
03:19:33.000 Yeah, I didn't even have to do shit.
03:19:34.000 Because you never stood for anything.
03:19:35.000 I didn't stand for anything.
03:19:36.000 They said, you can't talk about this.
03:19:38.000 Yeah, you don't stand for shit, so you're not a hypocrite.
03:19:40.000 Right.
03:19:41.000 They said, you can't talk about this.
03:19:42.000 They gave you a list of stuff.
03:19:43.000 And you're like, I don't know how many bits about that.
03:19:45.000 I was like, oh, okay, this is like half my act.
03:19:47.000 You're like, what?
03:19:47.000 Everything.
03:19:48.000 Can't fuck with the government, can't fuck with trans, can't fuck with gay, can't do this.
03:19:48.000 Oh, you know.
03:19:52.000 What?
03:19:53.000 Trans?
03:19:54.000 No trans or gay jokes?
03:19:54.000 You can't support trans or gay people.
03:19:56.000 Support.
03:19:57.000 Right, so I was fine.
03:19:58.000 That's what they said.
03:19:59.000 Stuff like that.
03:20:00.000 A lot of that stuff.
03:20:01.000 Just a mothership set.
03:20:02.000 Right.
03:20:04.000 Just the contract you sign when you do the mothership.
03:20:08.000 But I got on stage in blood.
03:20:11.000 Everybody got in my head, like, be careful out there, man.
03:20:14.000 They're going to chop your hands off.
03:20:15.000 It's going to be crazy.
03:20:16.000 And I was like, okay.
03:20:17.000 You're a shoplifter.
03:20:18.000 Yeah, that's true.
03:20:20.000 So I got there and I'm like, I land on the plane.
03:20:23.000 No shots left in Saudi Arabia.
03:20:24.000 No, no, I'm not that crazy.
03:20:26.000 I got one cliff bar from Hudson News.
03:20:28.000 But I landed and I'm like, women are driving?
03:20:32.000 This place has gone to shit.
03:20:33.000 Like the whole thing was, it's all a rude.
03:20:36.000 It's not that crazy.
03:20:37.000 So then I got to the hotel and I did one night because I was like, I better get in, better get out.
03:20:42.000 They're going to kill me.
03:20:43.000 And it was great.
03:20:44.000 They couldn't have been more hospitable.
03:20:46.000 And I did the show and I was like, oh God, what am I going to talk about?
03:20:49.000 I got my whole act cut in half.
03:20:51.000 And then, you know, when you're on stage and you get in that rhythm and you just do your act because it's all you know, I just did my act and I did everything they said not to do and it was fine.
03:21:00.000 I did Muslim jokes.
03:21:01.000 I was like, oh, you guys get high.
03:21:03.000 What do you stone each other?
03:21:05.000 You know, shit like that.
03:21:06.000 And they're like, ah!
03:21:08.000 They were the best crowd ever.
03:21:09.000 They were so nice.
03:21:10.000 It was great and I got the hell out of there.
03:21:12.000 Well, imagine like you've never had comedy there and all of a sudden you have the best comics in the world.
03:21:16.000 Yeah.
03:21:16.000 Kind of crazy.
03:21:18.000 Yeah, there were some great comics there.
03:21:19.000 I mean, you said the list.
03:21:21.000 Nobody was recording it.
03:21:21.000 Change that note.
03:21:22.000 I said no.
03:21:23.000 Yeah, Tony said no, too.
03:21:24.000 They offered Tony a lot of money.
03:21:26.000 So funny.
03:21:26.000 He said no.
03:21:27.000 They went after the right wing comics, and the right wing comics are the only ones that go, no.
03:21:31.000 And then in the roast, they're like, these right wing comics.
03:21:33.000 It was only a left wing comic.
03:21:33.000 Hold on.
03:21:34.000 No, that wasn't the roast.
03:21:35.000 It was only Chelsea.
03:21:36.000 What do they say?
03:21:37.000 It was only Chelsea.
03:21:38.000 And somebody probably wrote that.
03:21:39.000 The whole thing was ridiculous.
03:21:41.000 It was a total straw man.
03:21:42.000 She's doing good.
03:21:43.000 They're right.
03:21:43.000 They support her.
03:21:44.000 She's super, super good.
03:21:45.000 I think she's doing good.
03:21:45.000 I love Chelsea.
03:21:47.000 I liked her.
03:21:47.000 We had a nice time together.
03:21:48.000 She had a good set.
03:21:49.000 She killed.
03:21:50.000 It's all the stuff she says when you're not around.
03:21:53.000 Yeah, once you leave, that's when she starts chirping.
03:21:55.000 But she was very nice in person.
03:21:56.000 But that's the problem with a lot of people.
03:21:58.000 That's why social media sucks.
03:21:59.000 Yeah.
03:22:00.000 It brings it out of you.
03:22:02.000 It's all these people that shit on Joe Rogan and they go on his podcast and don't say shit.
03:22:05.000 You're signaling.
03:22:06.000 You got to signal, yeah.
03:22:07.000 You're signaling.
03:22:08.000 And then, you know, you have to signal after you leave.
03:22:11.000 Yeah.
03:22:11.000 Fuck off.
03:22:12.000 Yeah.
03:22:12.000 You knew who was on it when you signed up, you know.
03:22:15.000 You go to an orgy, you can't be mad you got jizzed on.
03:22:15.000 Yeah.
03:22:16.000 Could have just not gone.
03:22:19.000 Yeah.
03:22:19.000 That's a good point.
03:22:20.000 You could have not gone.
03:22:21.000 Well, I have a point.
03:22:23.000 All right, guys.
03:22:24.000 Are you guys.
03:22:25.000 Let's talk a little college football.
03:22:29.000 What about.
03:22:29.000 Let's talk a little.
03:22:30.000 We got to get back to Grant.
03:22:32.000 We can talk, Grant.
03:22:33.000 We can talk Civil War all day.
03:22:34.000 Are we going on tonight?
03:22:35.000 What's the plan here?
03:22:36.000 Well, I ain't.
03:22:37.000 We're drinking for DeRosa.
03:22:38.000 Oh, we got DeRosa's on.
03:22:39.000 Coming up at our styles.
03:22:41.000 Bar hopping.
03:22:42.000 Will you guys go and watch Joe DeRosa's on Netflix for the first time?
03:22:44.000 I know, he did the show yesterday.
03:22:45.000 That is a great fucking special.
03:22:47.000 It's a great special.
03:22:48.000 No humor involved.
03:22:49.000 He was on the show last night, too.
03:22:51.000 He killed.
03:22:52.000 He is a funny Egyptian adopted person.
03:22:54.000 It's a fun dude, too.
03:22:55.000 Yeah.
03:22:56.000 Fun to hang out with.
03:22:57.000 Best drinkers.
03:22:57.000 Too fun.
03:22:58.000 Most of the time, he's a great hang.
03:23:00.000 Yeah, he gets flipped out.
03:23:01.000 He gets a baby every once in a while.
03:23:04.000 We'll have to have a heart to heart with you once in a while.
03:23:04.000 Yeah, absolutely.
03:23:07.000 Nobody loves a heart to heart.
03:23:08.000 Let's talk to someone.
03:23:08.000 Hard to heart.
03:23:09.000 Are we doing that now?
03:23:10.000 I'm adopted.
03:23:10.000 Who do you guys have a heart to heart about?
03:23:12.000 He's also.
03:23:13.000 Whatever.
03:23:14.000 He's also the king of the most minuscule thing on earth.
03:23:16.000 He's too drunk, and he's like, Come on, let's do shots.
03:23:18.000 I'm like, Dude, we're so bombed.
03:23:19.000 This is such a bad idea.
03:23:21.000 And he's like, Fucking pussy.
03:23:22.000 Do a shot.
03:23:22.000 He's gone nine minutes later at KFC, and he's asleep.
03:23:27.000 He loves KFC.
03:23:27.000 He loves it.
03:23:29.000 How is he not ruled?
03:23:31.000 He eats shit 20 years, but KFC ruled it.
03:23:33.000 But here's what a dirtbag is.
03:23:35.000 We got drunk one night.
03:23:36.000 This is 10 years ago in New York.
03:23:37.000 And he's like, We got to go to KFC.
03:23:39.000 I was like, And the only one open was in Penn Station.
03:23:42.000 So it's me and him in Penn Station, like, Four in the morning eating next to like a homeless guy.
03:23:47.000 It was the saddest night of my life.
03:23:48.000 And he's like, This is the best KFC.
03:23:50.000 I've tried them all.
03:23:51.000 This one's good.
03:23:52.000 He's a great Savannah KFC.
03:23:54.000 KFC Penn Station.
03:23:55.000 He's the Anthony Bourdain of KFC.
03:23:59.000 The best is that during COVID, because he was in the neighborhood when you were like, It was noon.
03:24:02.000 And you're like, Hey, they're serving beers outside.
03:24:04.000 He goes, I'll meet you in 10.
03:24:06.000 Just, and then you call Jay.
03:24:07.000 No one was doing anything.
03:24:08.000 And DeRosa was just always down to booze.
03:24:10.000 Always.
03:24:11.000 Easiest guy to convince.
03:24:13.000 There's one little pushback, and you go, I got a shot.
03:24:15.000 And he's like, All right.
03:24:16.000 I got a business meeting later.
03:24:17.000 He goes, I'll meet you.
03:24:17.000 He's like, You sure?
03:24:18.000 Yeah.
03:24:19.000 How are those voodoo rangers treating you?
03:24:22.000 They're good.
03:24:23.000 They're solid.
03:24:24.000 I like them.
03:24:26.000 All right.
03:24:26.000 All right.
03:24:27.000 That was good.
03:24:27.000 I'm going one more beer.
03:24:28.000 Yeah.
03:24:29.000 Guys, guys, let's hear Bert talk.
03:24:30.000 You're on the record stage.
03:24:32.000 Let's all do a fucking J Mo.
03:24:34.000 You want to queue up a birthday song by Drake?
03:24:37.000 One of these things.
03:24:38.000 These voodoo IPAs.
03:24:39.000 Hey, did Bert get back on the.
03:24:42.000 I know.
03:24:42.000 I know Brad Pitt's drinking, which is exciting.
03:24:45.000 Shout out to him.
03:24:46.000 Shout out to BP.
03:24:47.000 Didn't even know he was sick.
03:24:49.000 Yo, you're going to bong a Voodoo Ranger?
03:24:51.000 I'm a bonger.
03:24:51.000 Oh, man.
03:24:52.000 That's like drinking.
03:24:54.000 Oh, you're bonging a Voodoo.
03:24:55.000 It's like chugging gravy.
03:24:56.000 That's hard.
03:24:57.000 Chugging gravy.
03:24:59.000 Yeah, play this for Joe's birthday.
03:25:01.000 It's a celebration.
03:25:05.000 Wait, is Bert back on the wagon?
03:25:07.000 I don't think so.
03:25:08.000 I think he's still not drinking.
03:25:09.000 No way.
03:25:10.000 Yeah, he's still not drinking.
03:25:11.000 He said he was off in July.
03:25:12.000 No.
03:25:13.000 I think he's.
03:25:14.000 Look, he had some serious fucking health issues.
03:25:16.000 Yeah, for 30 years.
03:25:17.000 Yeah, but he had crazy blood clots, obesity, blood clots.
03:25:21.000 Three vaccinations.
03:25:23.000 I said that.
03:25:23.000 That was funny.
03:25:24.000 He took three of those fucking mRNA vaccines.
03:25:26.000 Now Conor McGregor's trying to piggyback.
03:25:30.000 Conor McGregor stopped doing alcohol?
03:25:32.000 That's so funny.
03:25:33.000 Conor would be like, I'm switching off Coke.
03:25:36.000 I'm switching off Coke.
03:25:37.000 I'm going back to alcohol.
03:25:38.000 He doesn't have a leg to stay on.
03:25:39.000 I think he's basically selling his stout.
03:25:43.000 He has another one.
03:25:45.000 Black Forge.
03:25:46.000 Yeah.
03:25:46.000 Black Forge.
03:25:47.000 Gentlemen.
03:25:48.000 Happy birthday.
03:25:49.000 Happy birthday.
03:25:51.000 Man, you're gonna be 60 soon.
03:25:54.000 That's crazy.
03:25:55.000 Damn, that was good.
03:25:59.000 That was fast.
03:26:00.000 You still got it.
03:26:01.000 Fully leveled.
03:26:03.000 That was a fresh one.
03:26:04.000 That was cool.
03:26:04.000 Chill, bro.
03:26:05.000 Yes, Joe.
03:26:06.000 Yes.
03:26:06.000 I'm used to the cold plunge.
03:26:07.000 I can take cold temperatures.
03:26:09.000 Wow.
03:26:10.000 Down your throat.
03:26:12.000 Better than hot ones.
03:26:13.000 Hot and thick.
03:26:14.000 It's a good show.
03:26:17.000 I haven't done it.
03:26:18.000 Yeah, what are you doing for?
03:26:18.000 What?
03:26:20.000 Hot One Woods.
03:26:20.000 It's a ridiculous way to answer questions.
03:26:22.000 What?
03:26:23.000 Hot One Woods.
03:26:23.000 Really?
03:26:24.000 Hot Wings.
03:26:25.000 You eat the hot wings and you answer questions?
03:26:27.000 I was hungover.
03:26:29.000 Wings are perfect for that.
03:26:31.000 I always eat wings when I'm hungover.
03:26:32.000 It's actually great.
03:26:33.000 The wings were great.
03:26:34.000 Oh, that's nice.
03:26:35.000 And he's very nice.
03:26:36.000 He's the man.
03:26:36.000 He's a very nice guy.
03:26:37.000 I met him at the store.
03:26:38.000 It was just, yeah, he's the man.
03:26:40.000 I just suck at that type of.
03:26:41.000 I'm not good at that.
03:26:42.000 It's a crazy way to do a conversation where you're dying from fucking sauce.
03:26:47.000 The best was Conan.
03:26:48.000 Conan called in his own medical staff.
03:26:50.000 He was good.
03:26:50.000 He killed it.
03:26:51.000 He really did.
03:26:52.000 He called in a medical staff?
03:26:53.000 Yeah, it was like rubbed hot sauce all over his face.
03:26:56.000 He was chugging milk.
03:26:57.000 It was great.
03:26:59.000 I was crushing the milk.
03:27:01.000 That's the move.
03:27:01.000 Milk helps.
03:27:02.000 He was drinking a lot of milk.
03:27:05.000 You should really get raw milk where all the cream's in it.
03:27:07.000 That's the move.
03:27:09.000 How to really coat your throat.
03:27:10.000 What about juice?
03:27:11.000 You get raw milk.
03:27:12.000 That didn't work.
03:27:13.000 What do you get raw milk?
03:27:14.000 I drink it every week.
03:27:15.000 Where do you get it?
03:27:16.000 Get it at a farmer's market.
03:27:18.000 The Amish, brother.
03:27:19.000 Yeah.
03:27:20.000 I drink raw milk.
03:27:21.000 I drink a gallon of raw milk every week.
03:27:23.000 You know what I like about the Amish?
03:27:24.000 It's so good.
03:27:25.000 The Amish is cool because they don't force it on anybody.
03:27:27.000 No.
03:27:28.000 They do their own bullshit.
03:27:29.000 They're in the buggy.
03:27:30.000 They're churning butter.
03:27:31.000 They don't push it on.
03:27:32.000 They want to push it on.
03:27:33.000 They want to pull it on.
03:27:33.000 They want to pull it on.
03:27:37.000 They don't want to pull it on.
03:27:38.000 They want to pull it on.
03:27:39.000 They don't have autism.
03:27:40.000 Dude, they said if you switch off lactose, it c It's the non raw milk.
03:27:45.000 It's that they're not vaccinated.
03:27:47.000 They don't take kids and jab them up, fill with aluminum and fucking mercury.
03:27:52.000 Milk is also a thing.
03:27:54.000 For autism, yeah.
03:27:55.000 What?
03:27:55.000 Yeah.
03:27:56.000 And it might be the non raw milk because no one just smells it.
03:27:58.000 Milk, I think the issue with milk is it does cause.
03:28:00.000 They don't have autism.
03:28:02.000 Yeah.
03:28:02.000 The ones that the children that they found that have autism are the ones that were adopted.
03:28:09.000 They just don't go to the doctor.
03:28:10.000 They don't have anything.
03:28:10.000 Right.
03:28:13.000 That's actually a good point.
03:28:14.000 They don't go to the doctor.
03:28:15.000 That's possible.
03:28:15.000 They don't go to the doctor.
03:28:16.000 However, the instances of autism are significantly lower.
03:28:20.000 Jamie works for the Fed.
03:28:21.000 He does.
03:28:22.000 He's compromised.
03:28:22.000 He does.
03:28:23.000 I grew up around these people, and they're certainly autistic.
03:28:26.000 Without a doubt, autistic.
03:28:28.000 I grew up next to Lancaster.
03:28:30.000 I mean, we would drive by them.
03:28:31.000 They'd be in their buggies.
03:28:32.000 We'd roll down the window, play music real loud, be like, How do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit?
03:28:37.000 Well, they're allowed to escape and do that.
03:28:40.000 Rumpelstiltskin?
03:28:40.000 What is it called?
03:28:42.000 Rumpelstiltskin?
03:28:42.000 Yeah.
03:28:43.000 You ever see that documentary?
03:28:45.000 Yeah.
03:28:45.000 Documentary about it?
03:28:46.000 It's kind of crazy.
03:28:47.000 Girls go off.
03:28:48.000 Watch these kids just go fucking nutty for a year.
03:28:51.000 For two straight years.
03:28:52.000 Back to back Notre Dame games.
03:28:54.000 Indiana has some Amish, and they would go to Notre Dame football games and tailgate the guys that were on Rumspringer.
03:29:01.000 You can be on Rumspringer as long as you want, it's not like one year.
03:29:04.000 But you can only do it once, and then you come back.
03:29:07.000 You get as long as you want.
03:29:09.000 You can go until you're like 45 and be like, all right, I'm coming back.
03:29:12.000 Wow.
03:29:13.000 These boys were getting active, and they are fully autistic.
03:29:17.000 Dude, Joe, not only are you wrong, they were, every single one of these boys was autistic.
03:29:22.000 They had fucking bulk ups.
03:29:26.000 We're getting shithoused.
03:29:29.000 Are you sure that there's not just completely isolated from the regular one there?
03:29:33.000 They are yoked, dude.
03:29:34.000 These are the strongest, dude.
03:29:35.000 Well, they're building bars, they're carrying logs.
03:29:38.000 They're so strong, and their faces, dude.
03:29:41.000 Jamie, bring up those Amish guys that got arrested.
03:29:43.000 It'll come up.
03:29:44.000 Amish mugshots.
03:29:45.000 Wait till you see the faces these boys have.
03:29:48.000 They're fucking wild looking, dude.
03:29:50.000 It's such a good line to walk in on.
03:29:50.000 They look.
03:29:52.000 Bring up those Amish dudes who got arrested.
03:29:54.000 Whoa, dude.
03:29:55.000 Look how thick.
03:29:56.000 They're all shredded.
03:29:57.000 They're all shredded.
03:29:58.000 Whoa.
03:29:59.000 His chin is like a sheep herder in England.
03:30:02.000 Do you know how nasty that O line is?
03:30:06.000 You get five of those motherfuckers.
03:30:07.000 Look at that guy.
03:30:08.000 Wow.
03:30:09.000 Look at that.
03:30:10.000 It's interesting.
03:30:11.000 Why do religious fanatics always go with the beard, no mustache?
03:30:15.000 Yeah, why not a mustache?
03:30:16.000 Let it all go.
03:30:17.000 It's weird.
03:30:18.000 Beard, no mustache is strange.
03:30:19.000 That's a sick look.
03:30:21.000 What is beard, no mustache?
03:30:22.000 What's the significance?
03:30:22.000 A bowl cut and an orange jumpsuit, dude.
03:30:24.000 You're a little far right.
03:30:26.000 Look at that.
03:30:27.000 Yeah, you're right.
03:30:28.000 They go off the stash.
03:30:29.000 It's Oliver Tree's parents.
03:30:32.000 Beard, no.
03:30:33.000 Shout out to Oliver Tree.
03:30:34.000 Shout out to Oliver Tree.
03:30:36.000 All right, baby.
03:30:37.000 What a bench.
03:30:38.000 He died in a plane crash, right?
03:30:39.000 Helicopter.
03:30:40.000 In Brazil.
03:30:40.000 He ruled all the way through.
03:30:42.000 He was the man.
03:30:43.000 He was the best.
03:30:44.000 You know, those Amish, I used to see them in Wawa all the time.
03:30:47.000 Those kids.
03:30:48.000 It's like when they were Mennonite, they'd look Amish, but they're not.
03:30:51.000 Do you remember when we were doing a gig in Western Massachusetts and we pulled into a rest stop and there were those ladies?
03:30:57.000 They were Mennonite ladies.
03:30:59.000 And you go, What are you into?
03:31:01.000 What is this?
03:31:03.000 And they were so nervous.
03:31:04.000 They were these crazy religious ladies.
03:31:05.000 They were so nervous.
03:31:06.000 They were so nervous.
03:31:07.000 They were so bad.
03:31:08.000 Diaz was like, Look at fucking Ari over there.
03:31:10.000 Scan the fuck out of these white people.
03:31:12.000 What are we doing?
03:31:14.000 He's like, What are you doing?
03:31:15.000 What is this?
03:31:16.000 What cult are you in?
03:31:18.000 It was so funny.
03:31:19.000 You were so aggressive.
03:31:21.000 I wasn't trying to be.
03:31:21.000 I'm just awkward.
03:31:22.000 But you're just like, I feel like looming.
03:31:25.000 I'm 6'3, but I feel like a loose.
03:31:28.000 You're looming over these poor ladies.
03:31:30.000 Where are we going?
03:31:31.000 They're wearing pilgrim outfits and shit.
03:31:34.000 You're looming over them.
03:31:36.000 It was so funny.
03:31:37.000 I was like, Ari's the best.
03:31:38.000 They shouldn't even talk to men, and I'm like, Come on, give me answers.
03:31:41.000 You could send Ari in.
03:31:42.000 He would do anything.
03:31:43.000 He was shameless.
03:31:44.000 Oh, those are the days.
03:31:44.000 That's why Amazing Racist was so funny.
03:31:47.000 That was great.
03:31:47.000 Who's that?
03:31:48.000 Mark hasn't had one.
03:31:49.000 Mark hasn't had one.
03:31:51.000 I've had two, bitch.
03:31:52.000 I'm not good at it.
03:31:52.000 How dare you?
03:31:54.000 What does that mean?
03:31:55.000 I've got to learn.
03:31:56.000 Who gets good at this?
03:31:57.000 You're good at it.
03:31:57.000 You guys are going on.
03:31:58.000 This is in chess.
03:31:59.000 Second worst.
03:32:01.000 You're really good at it.
03:32:02.000 DeRosa and I were.
03:32:03.000 You were the best at it.
03:32:04.000 You were the best at it.
03:32:05.000 Shane's second.
03:32:06.000 I'm third.
03:32:06.000 He's third.
03:32:07.000 The quickness?
03:32:07.000 Quickness?
03:32:08.000 Bro.
03:32:08.000 Yeah.
03:32:09.000 You open up your throat like you've had that happen before.
03:32:12.000 You know what's craziest is Luke Combs.
03:32:14.000 I hit it down.
03:32:15.000 Me and him shotgun one.
03:32:17.000 We shotgun together and I'm like, that doesn't even make any sense.
03:32:20.000 Like, how did, what are you, a whale?
03:32:22.000 How did you open your mouth up and swallow Jonah?
03:32:25.000 By the way, you're a bitch for rolling cigarettes.
03:32:29.000 Why?
03:32:29.000 It's just gay.
03:32:30.000 It pisses me off.
03:32:31.000 How do I do it?
03:32:32.000 DeRosa gave me these.
03:32:33.000 I know what those are.
03:32:34.000 I'm going to roll my own.
03:32:35.000 Why do that when you get a filter?
03:32:36.000 It's try hard.
03:32:37.000 I have a filter.
03:32:38.000 It is try hard.
03:32:39.000 I have a filter.
03:32:40.000 I made my own filter.
03:32:41.000 This is the way the Indians did it.
03:32:42.000 The Indians.
03:32:43.000 The Indians.
03:32:44.000 Your anger is why I do this.
03:32:45.000 The Indians didn't use papers, you fucking retard.
03:32:49.000 That's my people.
03:32:50.000 Don't talk shit.
03:32:51.000 It's working brilliantly.
03:32:51.000 What, you're half Cherokee?
03:32:53.000 No.
03:32:53.000 Oh.
03:32:54.000 It'd be fun to say.
03:32:54.000 I wish I was.
03:32:55.000 You'd be mentioning it by now.
03:32:56.000 My land.
03:32:58.000 Yeah.
03:32:59.000 My squaw.
03:32:59.000 My people.
03:33:00.000 You were good at it.
03:33:01.000 That was the best one I've ever done.
03:33:01.000 Nice.
03:33:03.000 I just identified with that.
03:33:04.000 Really?
03:33:05.000 I got the arrows.
03:33:06.000 Yeah, you got the arrows.
03:33:08.000 Also, live in Texas.
03:33:10.000 This is Comanche land.
03:33:11.000 These are the wildest Indians ever in this spot.
03:33:14.000 Oh, really?
03:33:15.000 Comanche land.
03:33:15.000 Sure.
03:33:16.000 There's a great book.
03:33:17.000 You want to read a great book?
03:33:18.000 Empire of the Summer Moon.
03:33:20.000 Fucking insane book.
03:33:21.000 I made the movie, right?
03:33:22.000 It's the best.
03:33:23.000 No, that was that other one.
03:33:25.000 What was that one, Jamie?
03:33:26.000 Hostiles had a little bit of it.
03:33:28.000 That was Cormac McCarthy, right?
03:33:33.000 Blood Meridian.
03:33:33.000 Blood Meridian.
03:33:34.000 No, no, no, it wasn't that.
03:33:36.000 It was the one with Leonardo DiCaprio.
03:33:40.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:33:42.000 That had nothing to do with the Comanche.
03:33:43.000 I know, I know, but that was the name of the movie.
03:33:45.000 He was saying the movie.
03:33:47.000 No, no, no, no.
03:33:47.000 Was it Himperance?
03:33:49.000 That was one, but there was another one.
03:33:50.000 The later one.
03:33:51.000 Killers of the Flower.
03:33:52.000 Flower.
03:33:53.000 That's right.
03:33:54.000 That has nothing to do with the Comanche.
03:33:55.000 Right, right.
03:33:57.000 It was a confusion.
03:33:58.000 So, Empire of the Summer Moon is all about the Comanche and about how they controlled Texas and Oklahoma.
03:34:05.000 Like, there was impossible to pass.
03:34:08.000 So, this is how fucked up the people were back then.
03:34:11.000 They would give people homesteads.
03:34:13.000 They would say, Hey, Mark, would you like your own land?
03:34:16.000 Sure.
03:34:17.000 We'll give you 100,000 acres.
03:34:20.000 Love it.
03:34:20.000 You can have this place.
03:34:22.000 And you just go there and you move there.
03:34:23.000 And in about five months, you, your wife, and your kids are about to get beheaded.
03:34:28.000 Is that what you're doing with this condo you're trying to give me?
03:34:31.000 Oh, Taylor Sheridan is turning into a show.
03:34:35.000 Oh, ball.
03:34:36.000 That's exciting.
03:34:37.000 I hope he doesn't make a gay.
03:34:37.000 It's going to be sick.
03:34:39.000 He will.
03:34:40.000 No, he won't.
03:34:41.000 No, it needs to be made by.
03:34:43.000 Landman got a little TV.
03:34:45.000 No, you got to see.
03:34:47.000 What was it?
03:34:48.000 1883?
03:34:49.000 What was it?
03:34:51.000 1823?
03:34:51.000 Is that what it was?
03:34:52.000 1882.
03:34:54.000 1883.
03:34:55.000 I saw that.
03:34:56.000 The one that he did that was about people trying to make it across the country was the most accurate.
03:35:01.000 Really?
03:35:02.000 It was the most accurate depiction of what it was like for these fucking crazy settlers on wagons to try to make it through Indian country.
03:35:09.000 They were all Danish and shit and trying their best to settle.
03:35:12.000 They all got lied to.
03:35:14.000 They all got lied to just the way these poor motherfuckers that moved into Oklahoma got lied to.
03:35:18.000 And that, like, you see those photos out that are outside, or all like all these different Indians and different people?
03:35:25.000 Quanta Parker, like that guy, his mother was Cynthia Ann Parker, who got kidnapped by the Comanche.
03:35:32.000 When she was nine years old, they slaughtered her entire family, kidnapped her.
03:35:32.000 Whoa.
03:35:36.000 She married the chief, and then her son was the last Comanche chief.
03:35:41.000 That was Quanta Parker.
03:35:43.000 Holy cow.
03:35:43.000 And that's right here.
03:35:44.000 I was just like, The other day, I was driving down Quanta Parker Lane in one of these towns.
03:35:50.000 Bro, this guy killed everybody.
03:35:53.000 He was a beast.
03:35:55.000 He was a fucking monster.
03:35:56.000 Don't look into history.
03:35:57.000 Oh, dude.
03:35:58.000 If you want to tear down statues, don't look into history.
03:36:00.000 Yeah, you can't tear down statues.
03:36:03.000 You just got to accept the fact that we're learning how to be better people.
03:36:06.000 And where do those statues go?
03:36:08.000 Yeah, where do they go?
03:36:09.000 There must be a warehouse somewhere.
03:36:10.000 I'd like to get my hands on an old warehouse.
03:36:12.000 They melt them down, turn them into dicks.
03:36:13.000 Somebody was just showing me one.
03:36:15.000 I think it was Stonewall Jackson.
03:36:18.000 They just.
03:36:19.000 Remade his statue and just fucked it up.
03:36:23.000 Oh, the messy Lionel Messi.
03:36:25.000 Well, no.
03:36:26.000 Oh, yeah, with his dick out?
03:36:28.000 Yeah, that was bad.
03:36:29.000 Is this a statue of Lionel Messi with his dick out?
03:36:31.000 It's just a statue.
03:36:33.000 Pull it up.
03:36:33.000 It looks like his dick.
03:36:34.000 The Ronaldo one's not great either.
03:36:36.000 Ronaldo one's hilarious.
03:36:36.000 It's all necks.
03:36:37.000 His face is fucked up.
03:36:38.000 Yeah.
03:36:39.000 But this place where we're living in for hundreds of years, the Comanche ruled.
03:36:44.000 Until the Whites came.
03:36:45.000 Yeah, that was crazy.
03:36:46.000 You gotta show up from behind.
03:36:48.000 That picture's crazy.
03:36:49.000 What is that thing that's supposed to be in front of them?
03:36:51.000 The World Cup trophy.
03:36:53.000 Put it in a different place.
03:36:55.000 You'd think.
03:36:56.000 Put it in his hand.
03:36:56.000 Yeah.
03:36:57.000 Don't put it right in front of his cash.
03:37:00.000 Damn.
03:37:01.000 But yeah, you know about Davy Crockett.
03:37:04.000 What about him?
03:37:05.000 Well, the fact that he bought.
03:37:07.000 I'm sorry, Daniel Boone.
03:37:09.000 Sorry, Daniel Boone.
03:37:10.000 That's easy to mistake.
03:37:12.000 My bad.
03:37:12.000 Daniel Boone.
03:37:13.000 Daniel Boone was the ultimate badass.
03:37:13.000 They're both there.
03:37:16.000 This guy's crazy.
03:37:17.000 He started Boonesville, which was just a fort that he made, and he kept getting attacked by Indians.
03:37:23.000 His daughter gets stolen.
03:37:25.000 He goes back, finds her, kills everybody, brings his daughter back, which was unheard of.
03:37:31.000 You know, this white guy alone is just killing a bunch of Indians, gets his daughter back.
03:37:35.000 Eventually, he's trying to make salt in the river.
03:37:39.000 Everything was about salt back then.
03:37:41.000 He's making salt in the river.
03:37:42.000 They kidnap him.
03:37:44.000 They got him, you know, chained up, whatever.
03:37:45.000 They're walking him down.
03:37:46.000 He runs away, just randomly escapes.
03:37:49.000 He only walks on rocks to get away so they can't find him because they can't find footprints.
03:37:55.000 This is how crazy he was.
03:37:56.000 Gets back to the fort, and he goes.
03:37:58.000 I killed a bunch of guys.
03:37:59.000 They're going to kill us.
03:38:01.000 We got to set up.
03:38:02.000 For nine days, Indians attacked the fort and they're just, you know, shooting them off, shooting them off.
03:38:09.000 Eventually, the Indians burned the fort and then the militia showed up.
03:38:14.000 Wow.
03:38:15.000 And they saved them.
03:38:16.000 But yeah, crazy.
03:38:17.000 Nine days fighting off Native Americans.
03:38:20.000 Bro, we're so lucky.
03:38:21.000 We're still living in 2026.
03:38:21.000 We're so lucky.
03:38:24.000 I know.
03:38:25.000 Imagine if you were living in Mongolia in the year 1200.
03:38:31.000 I got a bad hotel.
03:38:32.000 I got this place.
03:38:33.000 I got the worst.
03:38:34.000 Live, my flight's delayed.
03:38:35.000 They thought everybody was a pussy who didn't live in a felt tent.
03:38:39.000 Yeah.
03:38:40.000 Rat skin suit.
03:38:41.000 Yeah, rat skin.
03:38:42.000 Is that right?
03:38:43.000 Bro, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History is the greatest podcast on history ever.
03:38:48.000 And he's got a thing called The Wrath of the Khan.
03:38:51.000 And it is like five episodes long of Genghis Khan or Chinggis Khan, as he says.
03:38:57.000 That's how they say it.
03:38:58.000 It's like there's a bunch of different translations of what it actually meant.
03:39:01.000 The Great Khan.
03:39:02.000 Now he's got a film festival.
03:39:03.000 Bro, it's fucking insane.
03:39:06.000 It's so good.
03:39:07.000 I got obsessed with.
03:39:09.000 Genghis Khan after that.
03:39:11.000 Obsessed.
03:39:11.000 Really?
03:39:12.000 Obsessed.
03:39:13.000 I watched like three different documentaries on him.
03:39:17.000 I watched movies on him.
03:39:19.000 I read two books.
03:39:21.000 It's fucking.
03:39:22.000 He was so insane.
03:39:24.000 Really?
03:39:24.000 I gotta watch some of this stuff.
03:39:25.000 He was born with a blood clot in his hand, like in his fist.
03:39:29.000 And his mother was like concerned that he was gonna become a monster from the time he was born.
03:39:35.000 And he killed his brother.
03:39:37.000 His brother used to steal fish from him and his other brother, so they killed him with a bow and arrow.
03:39:41.000 Whoa.
03:39:42.000 You can kill somebody with an arrow?
03:39:45.000 I went to Carlin's.
03:39:46.000 That's all the Mongolians did.
03:39:47.000 Yeah, I guess so.
03:39:48.000 Have you ever shot a bow?
03:39:50.000 I mean, like an old kid's one.
03:39:52.000 Yeah, in summer camp.
03:39:53.000 That's why you don't think you can kill somebody.
03:39:55.000 We have an archery range in the studio.
03:39:58.000 Let's do it.
03:39:59.000 I'll take you back there right now.
03:40:00.000 I'll show you how I can kill you.
03:40:01.000 All right.
03:40:02.000 Dude, I went to Carlin's film festival.
03:40:04.000 Who?
03:40:05.000 Dan Carlin is a film festival?
03:40:07.000 Gay.
03:40:08.000 What?
03:40:09.000 Am I thinking of the wrong guy?
03:40:09.000 What the hell are you talking about?
03:40:14.000 He's a gay film festival.
03:40:16.000 What gay film festival are you going to?
03:40:20.000 How bored are you in England?
03:40:21.000 This is like a Mitch McConnell moment.
03:40:23.000 Something's going on.
03:40:24.000 You're crossing wires here.
03:40:26.000 Is that guy still alive?
03:40:28.000 He is.
03:40:29.000 Mitch McConnell?
03:40:30.000 They say he's not, right?
03:40:31.000 They say he's like.
03:40:32.000 He's in the bed now.
03:40:34.000 They're grabbing his hand and signing bills.
03:40:36.000 Yeah.
03:40:37.000 Is he alive?
03:40:38.000 I believe he is.
03:40:39.000 I know Lindsey Graham is off the.
03:40:42.000 I'll do Graham though.
03:40:43.000 When he's gone.
03:40:44.000 Yeah.
03:40:45.000 Do you think Russia killed him?
03:40:46.000 I like that idea.
03:40:47.000 I do too.
03:40:49.000 He was old.
03:40:50.000 It seems like he might have gotten blown up.
03:40:51.000 Yeah, while looking at a drone factory.
03:40:54.000 Oh, this is awesome.
03:40:56.000 Yeah, like, oh my God, we're going to kill so many people.
03:40:58.000 Sitting on the drone.
03:41:02.000 Boom.
03:41:03.000 I was just in Charleston, like I said, and I was making fun of Lindsey Graham, and I was like, I wonder how they're going to feel.
03:41:09.000 Hull Stadium was like, Yeah.
03:41:11.000 No.
03:41:12.000 Well, you guys voted for him.
03:41:14.000 He was a weird guy.
03:41:15.000 Yeah.
03:41:15.000 It's a great town.
03:41:16.000 If there was ever a guy, they're like, that guy's gay.
03:41:19.000 Yeah.
03:41:20.000 He looks old Southern gay.
03:41:20.000 Yeah, he looks gay.
03:41:23.000 Tony Hinchcliffe looked like Hulk Hogan.
03:41:27.000 Tony.
03:41:28.000 But Southern and gay is a fine line.
03:41:28.000 Sorry.
03:41:30.000 We got genteel down there.
03:41:32.000 You know?
03:41:32.000 Proper.
03:41:33.000 Just a seer sucker soup, mint julep, I do declare.
03:41:36.000 That's the weird thing about history.
03:41:38.000 But they're like, you know, I don't know.
03:41:39.000 When you go back to armies, when armies were like a bunch of dudes just out in the field together for years at a time, they all got gay.
03:41:46.000 It must have.
03:41:47.000 Spartans?
03:41:47.000 It must have.
03:41:48.000 I disagree with this concept.
03:41:50.000 Spartans were gay as fuck, and they were different.
03:41:52.000 When you think about elite warriors in history, don't you think about the Spartans?
03:41:57.000 I mean, statistically, it had to happen.
03:41:59.000 300.
03:41:59.000 300.
03:42:00.000 I didn't get tricked by this.
03:42:00.000 They were all gay as fuck.
03:42:02.000 Comic book movie.
03:42:02.000 No, I don't think of the Spartans.
03:42:03.000 They kept that out of that movie.
03:42:06.000 300?
03:42:06.000 They kept the gay stuff out.
03:42:07.000 They should have tossed that in.
03:42:09.000 They shaved their chest down, though.
03:42:10.000 I'll tell you that.
03:42:11.000 They got sleek.
03:42:13.000 Yeah, they all were shaved up.
03:42:14.000 It didn't make any sense.
03:42:15.000 Like, where's the hair?
03:42:16.000 Nobody had any hair in the movie.
03:42:17.000 Oh, in the movie, yeah.
03:42:18.000 Yeah, really?
03:42:19.000 So it was kind of gay.
03:42:20.000 Like wrestlers.
03:42:21.000 I guess so.
03:42:22.000 Wrestlers don't have any hair.
03:42:24.000 They don't shave it.
03:42:25.000 Hulk Hogan had hair in his chest.
03:42:26.000 They didn't have a word for gay back then because it was just so normal.
03:42:29.000 In Greece.
03:42:29.000 Boys.
03:42:30.000 What about that one dude?
03:42:31.000 That was silly talk.
03:42:32.000 I'm telling you.
03:42:33.000 What do you mean?
03:42:34.000 They had no word for gay.
03:42:36.000 We got a thousand words for gay.
03:42:37.000 Gay.
03:42:38.000 What are you talking about?
03:42:39.000 Who didn't have a word for gay?
03:42:40.000 Greeks.
03:42:41.000 Who told you that?
03:42:43.000 I think I saw a real.
03:42:43.000 I like it.
03:42:44.000 Put that in perplexity, Jamie.
03:42:47.000 Put that into our AIs now that are perplexed.
03:42:52.000 Gay was just gay.
03:42:53.000 It was just like living.
03:42:55.000 Perplexity stomped.
03:42:56.000 What's the honest?
03:42:57.000 Alexander the Great had a couple of boyfriends.
03:42:59.000 He had a good point about the opposite thing.
03:43:01.000 That I never thought about.
03:43:02.000 They don't go to doctors.
03:43:03.000 Yeah, no doctors.
03:43:04.000 They're not getting checked out.
03:43:05.000 This dude's doing math in their head while they're putting up blogs.
03:43:07.000 They're not getting an avocetal.
03:43:08.000 Ancient Greeks did not have a single neutral word equivalent to the modern identity term gay.
03:43:14.000 Appreciate it, man.
03:43:15.000 Sexuality was generally described through acts, social roles, or particular relationships rather than a fixed orientation.
03:43:22.000 I just think we have a very weird thing in modern history where we like to look back and be like, they were gay.
03:43:30.000 Did you know women controlled this tribe?
03:43:33.000 Everyone was gay back then.
03:43:34.000 Abraham Lincoln was gay.
03:43:36.000 It's like, bro, shut up.
03:43:38.000 I get what you're saying.
03:43:39.000 Shut up, but.
03:43:41.000 I'm just saying, that's what I heard.
03:43:43.000 Yeah, but there was also legit gay people that are saying.
03:43:46.000 Like, how about the Papua New Guinea people?
03:43:49.000 Do you know about that?
03:43:50.000 What about them?
03:43:51.000 Do you not know about that?
03:43:52.000 The semen warriors of Papua New Guinea would take a child when they were six years old, and he would have an anal father, and they would be literally removed from their parents.
03:44:03.000 And they thought that in order for a man to grow strong, he had to consume semen, either in his mouth or his anus.
03:44:10.000 Well, that's just a fact.
03:44:12.000 That's just a fact.
03:44:13.000 From the time they were six, these warriors were taken away from their family, and they were brought to a man, and that man would fuck them in the ass and fuck them in the mouth, and they would do the same to a young boy that came up.
03:44:25.000 Can you just come on the table and look at him?
03:44:26.000 And the only thing that stopped them was Christian missionaries.
03:44:28.000 They're like, hey, hey, hey.
03:44:30.000 Whoa.
03:44:31.000 That seems to be a common theme in history.
03:44:35.000 I was watching the North.
03:44:35.000 Yeah.
03:44:36.000 Dudes are so gross.
03:44:37.000 If you leave us alone, we fuck each other.
03:44:39.000 No, not that.
03:44:39.000 I'm saying the Christians showing up and going, what are you doing?
03:44:43.000 Yeah.
03:44:43.000 Here's some gunpowder.
03:44:44.000 Not powder.
03:44:45.000 Shut the fuck up.
03:44:46.000 I was watching The Northman last night and I was like, thank goodness.
03:44:50.000 Christianity is a fucking knockout.
03:44:52.000 According to Plutarch, the 300 handpicked men were chosen by Gordias purely for ability and merit, regardless of social class.
03:45:02.000 It was comprised of 150 male couples, each pair consisting of an older Erastes and a younger Aromanes.
03:45:13.000 Beloved.
03:45:13.000 Beloved.
03:45:13.000 Beloved.
03:45:14.000 Beloved.
03:45:16.000 Athenaus of Naucratus also records in the sacred band as being composed of lovers and their favorite, thus indicating the dignity of the god Eros.
03:45:29.000 Is this the case?
03:45:29.000 That they embrace the glorious death in preference to a dishonorable and reprehensible life.
03:45:35.000 So this is saying the Spartan, the 300 were 150 couples?
03:45:39.000 Yeah.
03:45:40.000 Okay, now click the citation and tell me what year that book was written.
03:45:47.000 Not Plutarch.
03:45:49.000 2002.
03:45:49.000 2002.
03:45:51.000 What's your point?
03:45:53.000 I'm just saying it's modern.
03:45:54.000 It's very modern to be like, you know, they were all gay.
03:45:57.000 Right, but there's a reality.
03:45:59.000 So it's a thousand years later that they were gay.
03:46:01.000 There's a reality of like boy lovers, like Socrates, for sure.
03:46:05.000 But like immediately at this table, we bring up Greeks.
03:46:08.000 It's like, you know, they fucked guys, like that's well, not just Greeks, it was also Romans, it was also Japanese, the Samaritans.
03:46:16.000 Everybody fucked guys, yeah.
03:46:17.000 We're still fucking guys, yeah.
03:46:19.000 It's also in the Islamic world, it's a big problem, you know, the fucking dancing boys in Afghanistan.
03:46:26.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:46:27.000 There's a thing about some soldier who was stationed there and they were like, saw all that stuff.
03:46:31.000 Oh, yeah, man, love Thursdays, or whatever.
03:46:33.000 We're not here for that.
03:46:34.000 Whoa, mama.
03:46:35.000 Not in the.
03:46:36.000 What is this?
03:46:37.000 What are you pulling up?
03:46:38.000 I just asked if the Spartan army was gay.
03:46:41.000 Not in the modern sense of uniformly gay army.
03:46:46.000 Ancient Spartans did not use sexual orientation categories like gay, straight, and Spartan men were generally expected to marry women and produce citizen children, same sex desire, and age structured male relationships.
03:46:59.000 They just existed.
03:47:00.000 They weren't gay.
03:47:00.000 Yeah, they did a lot of gay shit.
03:47:01.000 Right, right.
03:47:02.000 It was prison shit.
03:47:03.000 Yeah.
03:47:03.000 Is it true?
03:47:04.000 And this is, you know, again, I saw a reel.
03:47:08.000 In the Middle East, there's more trans people.
03:47:11.000 In Iran.
03:47:12.000 Sorry, in Iran, because.
03:47:14.000 It's illegal to be gay.
03:47:14.000 You can't be gay, so become a woman.
03:47:17.000 Exactly.
03:47:18.000 Is that real?
03:47:19.000 That's real.
03:47:19.000 And trans is okay, because at least you're banging a lady.
03:47:22.000 Dude, I am fucked up.
03:47:25.000 Let's get one more beer.
03:47:27.000 I am.
03:47:27.000 I'm going to bar.
03:47:28.000 Do we get dinner?
03:47:28.000 Let's go.
03:47:29.000 What do you guys want to do?
03:47:30.000 Let's fucking go.
03:47:32.000 We'll go to the club?
03:47:33.000 We're doing both of those things.
03:47:33.000 What's the story?
03:47:35.000 We'll have food.
03:47:35.000 All right.
03:47:36.000 Then we'll go out with Dorosa.
03:47:37.000 I'm not going to stand up.
03:47:38.000 We'll go out with Dorosa.
03:47:39.000 You're not?
03:47:39.000 I'm not going to stand up.
03:47:41.000 We'll go out with Dorosa.
03:47:42.000 Connect with DeRosa.
03:47:43.000 We got to figure out.
03:47:43.000 I mean, it's still five.
03:47:44.000 It's not even nighttime.
03:47:46.000 I could also go home and sleep.
03:47:48.000 Boys, let's go.
03:47:49.000 Come on.
03:47:50.000 We definitely got to eat.
03:47:50.000 Push it.
03:47:51.000 I had like two hours sleep last night because I ate like 50 fucking nicotine pouches.
03:47:55.000 I was lying in bed.
03:47:56.000 I couldn't sleep.
03:47:57.000 That's why I'd say let's just drink here for another hour.
03:47:59.000 You're not like anyone else.
03:48:00.000 What do you mean?
03:48:01.000 You recover in a way that seems suspect.
03:48:01.000 What way?
03:48:04.000 Yeah, it's weird.
03:48:05.000 It is suspect.
03:48:07.000 I'm from a different time.
03:48:08.000 It's like there's a gene that goes into like Gallagher.
03:48:11.000 Yeah, you're Rick Springsfield.
03:48:12.000 I have different genes.
03:48:14.000 I have a Primitive jeans.
03:48:15.000 It's all kind of illusionist or.
03:48:17.000 I got a lot of Neanderthal.
03:48:18.000 There's two of these fucking guys.
03:48:19.000 I got Neanderthal jeans, man.
03:48:21.000 That's a fact.
03:48:21.000 All right.
03:48:22.000 Well, how about this?
03:48:22.000 Let's go get some faggots.
03:48:23.000 We drink for another hour.
03:48:25.000 And then.
03:48:25.000 Because otherwise we're stuck here.
03:48:28.000 What are you going to eat?
03:48:29.000 I'm saying, from five to.
03:48:31.000 He's got a show at seven.
03:48:32.000 Well, we got to start drinking with DeRosa.
03:48:33.000 Yeah, but that's late.
03:48:35.000 You want to do my show?
03:48:36.000 I'll do the show.
03:48:36.000 Seven or eight.
03:48:37.000 Norman's going to be shitting you.
03:48:38.000 He's doing a show.
03:48:39.000 He's going to go out and fucking party with DeRosa.
03:48:42.000 I'll do that too.
03:48:43.000 No, I have to do a show.
03:48:44.000 I have to do a show.
03:48:45.000 But DeRosa's going to be.
03:48:46.000 You can come for a little bit.
03:48:47.000 You're closing out the show.
03:48:48.000 Yeah, but I want to be there.
03:48:49.000 It's fun.
03:48:50.000 I'll be there in the mix of this.
03:48:51.000 Drinking with DeRosa will also be fun.
03:48:53.000 And Tony.
03:48:54.000 Yeah, but it'll be fun.
03:48:56.000 Edge?
03:48:57.000 Tony Hinchcliffe?
03:48:58.000 Hinchcliffe's on the show with me.
03:48:59.000 He's canceling.
03:49:02.000 No chance he cancels.
03:49:03.000 Shut up.
03:49:04.000 Ian Edwards is in town.
03:49:05.000 Oh, really?
03:49:06.000 Yeah, he's on the show tonight, too.
03:49:07.000 He's underrated.
03:49:08.000 He doesn't even eat vegetables.
03:49:10.000 He just lives off air.
03:49:13.000 Photosynthesis.
03:49:16.000 He's going off the sun.
03:49:17.000 I used to take pictures every time we'd go on the road together of him sleeping on the plane because he was a vegan.
03:49:21.000 I was like, he's always tired.
03:49:24.000 And one time he caught me sleeping.
03:49:25.000 I'm like, this motherfucker.
03:49:26.000 It was a video of him smiling.
03:49:31.000 I got you once.
03:49:32.000 Yeah, you got me.
03:49:32.000 I just posted on Twitter.
03:49:34.000 We were about to take off.
03:49:35.000 I took a picture of you, open your mouth like that.
03:49:37.000 And I go, do what you will.
03:49:39.000 And then we took off.
03:49:40.000 And then five hours later, it was like that AIDS lady to Africa.
03:49:43.000 You landed, you returned your phone, and I was like, it was a thousand Photoshop.
03:49:48.000 That's the thing that bothers me about those goddamn nicotine pouches.
03:49:51.000 I can always sleep.
03:49:52.000 I can always sleep.
03:49:54.000 And last night I was like, I can't fucking sleep.
03:49:56.000 And I'm like, I had 20 nicotine pouches.
03:49:58.000 20?
03:49:58.000 You got a clue.
03:49:58.000 You got a chill.
03:49:59.000 I at least had 20.
03:50:00.000 That's crazy.
03:50:01.000 I just kept popping them in.
03:50:01.000 No crazy.
03:50:03.000 We were having fun.
03:50:04.000 We were laughing.
03:50:05.000 We were just joking.
03:50:06.000 I just kept throwing them in my mouth.
03:50:08.000 And then when I got home at night, I was like, all right, I'm done.
03:50:10.000 You're wide awake.
03:50:11.000 Just feel like heartbeating.
03:50:12.000 They fucking work.
03:50:13.000 I mean, I was.
03:50:14.000 The first 25, 30 minutes, I was really uncomfortable.
03:50:17.000 Almost done.
03:50:18.000 You do develop a tolerance for them.
03:50:19.000 Yeah.
03:50:20.000 Obviously.
03:50:20.000 You know, Shane can pop them all day long.
03:50:22.000 Yeah.
03:50:23.000 Everybody in New York I see has that circle in their pocket.
03:50:26.000 Every guy from 20 to 50 has that circle.
03:50:30.000 They're addicted, but not that much, really.
03:50:32.000 Like, I went on vacation and I didn't bring any with me, and I was fine.
03:50:35.000 They say it's the most addictive thing.
03:50:36.000 It didn't bother me at all.
03:50:37.000 Yeah, I'm not sure if that's true.
03:50:39.000 But it's not bad.
03:50:40.000 Maybe I'm different because I don't, whatever it is, I don't seem.
03:50:44.000 The addiction thing to me is like, I get it.
03:50:47.000 I get the pull, but.
03:50:48.000 Yeah.
03:50:48.000 Chemical addiction.
03:50:49.000 I didn't have any withdrawals.
03:50:51.000 There was no, like, shakes, like, we're, I need nicotine.
03:50:54.000 There was nothing.
03:50:54.000 Yeah, and there's people who can, like, I'll smoke one cigarette.
03:50:57.000 The only thing they've ever felt that really got me was caffeine.
03:51:01.000 Yeah.
03:51:02.000 I was drinking these sodas.
03:51:03.000 They had these sodas that you could buy in liquor stores in LA that were filled with caffeine.
03:51:09.000 And I would write.
03:51:10.000 Coca Cola?
03:51:11.000 They were like death soda.
03:51:12.000 It was like skulls on them, and they were blue, and they had hot sauce on them and shit.
03:51:16.000 That's bad news.
03:51:17.000 They were crazy sodas.
03:51:18.000 That's the PlayStation shit.
03:51:19.000 They were really good.
03:51:20.000 And I got addicted to them, and I'd buy them by the case.
03:51:23.000 And when I would write, I would drink these sodas.
03:51:26.000 And then I decided, let me take some time off of caffeine.
03:51:29.000 I got fucking headaches.
03:51:30.000 Yes.
03:51:31.000 Same.
03:51:31.000 I remember that.
03:51:32.000 Real headache.
03:51:33.000 Yeah.
03:51:33.000 Yeah.
03:51:33.000 I was like, what does that teach you?
03:51:34.000 And you go, don't quit.
03:51:36.000 All right.
03:51:38.000 All right.
03:51:39.000 Fair.
03:51:40.000 That's like Castro.
03:51:41.000 Remember, they told him to quit smoking cigars?
03:51:42.000 He's like, I smoke 50 cigars a day.
03:51:45.000 And, like, you got to cut back.
03:51:46.000 So he made one giant cigar.
03:51:48.000 Churchill.
03:51:49.000 Was it Churchill?
03:51:49.000 Was that?
03:51:50.000 Churchill's big long one.
03:51:51.000 He's like, I didn't want a day.
03:51:51.000 Yeah.
03:51:54.000 Well, imagine you're living in Cuba.
03:51:55.000 You got the best cigars in the world.
03:51:57.000 And also, you're the king of Cuba.
03:51:59.000 I've never had a Cuban.
03:52:00.000 I've given you one.
03:52:02.000 They're not much different.
03:52:03.000 All right.
03:52:04.000 The Dominican ones, the Nicaraguan ones are very good.
03:52:04.000 Shit.
03:52:06.000 Nowadays, Cubans are not the best anymore.
03:52:08.000 They're still really elite, but there's a lot of fakes.
03:52:12.000 China bought them out and they cut, they slashed ingredients and quality.
03:52:16.000 Oh, do they?
03:52:17.000 Because they're like, all the Chinese people just want, and that's a billion people, they just want to say, I have a Cuban.
03:52:22.000 They want to eat tiger dick tea and smoke a Cuban cigar.
03:52:27.000 There was a restaurant in China where you could go and they had like a quarterly or semi annually thing where you can go and you could have like all endangered species.
03:52:38.000 They had a menu.
03:52:39.000 You could eat gorilla.
03:52:40.000 You could eat like whatever you want.
03:52:42.000 Underage girl.
03:52:45.000 For sure, there's some place somewhere where someone's ate a kid, right?
03:52:48.000 Oh, yeah.
03:52:49.000 That was the key thing about the Epstein files when you hear about jerky and you're like, what does that mean?
03:52:55.000 Oh, shit.
03:52:56.000 Dude, there's no way they weren't eating people.
03:52:58.000 Not everybody has a thing about fucking kids.
03:53:00.000 There's anything they wanted with those.
03:53:03.000 Yeah, the most, if you get to a certain level of wealth and the most forbidden thing is probably like the sacrifice of a child, for sure that's happened.
03:53:14.000 In history.
03:53:14.000 Yeah.
03:53:15.000 In history, we know it's happened 100%.
03:53:18.000 No ifs, ands, or buts.
03:53:19.000 So the question is whether or not it still happens.
03:53:22.000 Yikes.
03:53:23.000 Yeah.
03:53:24.000 It's the most forbidden thing of all time.
03:53:28.000 It's forbidden.
03:53:29.000 What's more forbidden than eating a kid?
03:53:31.000 Oh, my God.
03:53:32.000 The Native Americans would throw the virgin in the volcano.
03:53:36.000 That's not real.
03:53:38.000 What are you talking about?
03:53:41.000 Didn't they sacrifice the virgin?
03:53:42.000 The volcanoes are in America.
03:53:43.000 That was the thing about.
03:53:44.000 Well, you know, it's not a sacrifice of it.
03:53:46.000 Volcanoes.
03:53:47.000 I threw that in there for effect.
03:53:49.000 But wouldn't they kill a virgin?
03:53:51.000 Everybody did that.
03:53:52.000 All right.
03:53:53.000 Literally, from the beginning of time, people have been killing people.
03:53:53.000 Well, there you go.
03:53:56.000 But why the virgin?
03:53:57.000 For sacrifice.
03:53:58.000 Wouldn't you whore it up just to get by?
03:54:00.000 I think maybe post Christianity we tossed in the whole virgin thing.
03:54:03.000 Well, no, there was a time where people thought that you had to sacrifice human beings in order to make prosperity and wealth.
03:54:11.000 For sure, but I was saying you had to sacrifice people that were valuable.
03:54:16.000 The most valuable people, the most pure.
03:54:18.000 And so it makes sense.
03:54:19.000 Remember when?
03:54:20.000 Fucking psychos.
03:54:21.000 In parts of Africa where they were like, you can cure AIDS by fucking a virgin.
03:54:24.000 Oh, yeah.
03:54:25.000 And so then they're like, how do you get a virgin?
03:54:26.000 I mean, 10 year olds are all virgins.
03:54:29.000 Yeah, it was like 2010.
03:54:30.000 Yeah, it was like pretty recent there.
03:54:32.000 So that's probably.
03:54:32.000 Oh, yeah.
03:54:34.000 Chappelle, one of his greatest bits about AIDS was like, someone fucked a monkey.
03:54:37.000 He was like, You know how hard it is to fuck a monkey?
03:54:41.000 Snap your dick like a celery stock.
03:54:44.000 They come out holding a monkey down and fucking is crazy.
03:54:48.000 The idea that somebody fucked a monkey.
03:54:50.000 Vergin sacrifice actually is far more common as a mythic and literary motif than as a well documented historical ritual.
03:54:59.000 Actual human sacrifice occurred in some ancient societies, but evidence that victims specifically were chosen for sexually virginity is generally sparse and often uncertain.
03:55:11.000 But yeah, it's because people probably don't talk about it, too.
03:55:13.000 You know, it was more.
03:55:14.000 But no, like in our culture, we're like they sacrificed virgins.
03:55:18.000 That's in movies and shows and shit, but they were just sacrificing.
03:55:18.000 Right.
03:55:21.000 Everybody.
03:55:22.000 They were sacrificing poor people.
03:55:24.000 At the Mayan ruins, they would take kings they conquered, kings of their society, and tie them to a giant stone wheel.
03:55:32.000 And then push them down.
03:55:33.000 It was like 600 yards down.
03:55:36.000 They were tied like this and just murdered.
03:55:38.000 Just smush them all the way down.
03:55:40.000 And if they survived, they're like, that's dishonorable.
03:55:43.000 Whoa.
03:55:43.000 Yeah, they weren't virgins.
03:55:44.000 I think it was a good thing the Spanish showed up and gave them what for?
03:55:47.000 Yeah.
03:55:48.000 To be quite honest.
03:55:49.000 100%.
03:55:50.000 100%.
03:55:50.000 Hey, no more.
03:55:51.000 He was hard to tell.
03:55:52.000 Bro, they sacrificed somewhere in the neighborhood between 20 and 80,000 people when the Aztecs consecrated the temple of Tenochtitlan.
03:56:01.000 Damn.
03:56:02.000 Yeah, between 20 and 80,000 people.
03:56:03.000 This guy named.
03:56:04.000 How many people died in the Spanish Inquisition?
03:56:06.000 His name was Diaz, and he came over, like, he was a historical chronicler, and he documented what the Spanish did when they came over here.
03:56:18.000 And one of the things that he did is he came over in the early days, because the Spanish, when they first arrived, were trying to figure out what the fuck was going on with the Aztecs.
03:56:27.000 Oh, 5,000.
03:56:28.000 The number executed by the Spanish Inquisition.
03:56:31.000 Oh, but this is the Inquisition.
03:56:32.000 I just wanted to compare it to how much were the Aztecs sacrificing?
03:56:32.000 I know, I know.
03:56:36.000 I know that up until today.
03:56:38.000 He said it wasn't an accident.
03:56:39.000 Well, they don't know if it's accurate, but they do know that this one historical chronicler.
03:56:44.000 I've never seen the fucking.
03:56:45.000 What are you fucking talking about?
03:56:47.000 Diaz.
03:56:47.000 No, I've run this through perplexity.
03:56:49.000 The.
03:56:50.000 This guy, Diaz, said that 80,000 people were sacrificed over the course of four days.
03:56:56.000 Whoa.
03:56:57.000 Wait, what?
03:56:58.000 Yeah.
03:56:58.000 That's a lot of work.
03:56:59.000 It was the consecration of the temple.
03:57:01.000 This is what's really crazy about the Aztecs.
03:57:03.000 They didn't make any of those things, they moved in.
03:57:06.000 They moved in.
03:57:06.000 Oh, that's cool.
03:57:07.000 And they called it the land where the gods were born.
03:57:10.000 And all these temples and all these insane pyramids, they didn't make any of them.
03:57:14.000 They were all made by unknown people that were as many as a thousand years before them.
03:57:20.000 Whoa.
03:57:20.000 They have no idea.
03:57:23.000 But not only was there, but it was covered.
03:57:25.000 It was covered with jungle.
03:57:26.000 They had to chop down the jungle and they found all the shit and they moved in.
03:57:29.000 Found a city?
03:57:30.000 Wow.
03:57:32.000 Dude, they're still finding cities.
03:57:33.000 They're still finding these Aztecs.
03:57:35.000 You're driving on the freeway there and you see these mountains that are like, yeah, that's his name.
03:57:38.000 You're like, it's clearly Duran.
03:57:39.000 Did you see photos of that?
03:57:40.000 His name is Duran, not Diaz.
03:57:42.000 Interesting.
03:57:43.000 16th century account that 80,400 people were sacrificed during the four day 1487.
03:57:49.000 Yeah, rededication of Tenochtitlan's Temple Mayor.
03:57:54.000 Not 80,000 exactly.
03:57:54.000 I like that correction.
03:57:55.000 No, that's not good.
03:57:56.000 Just so you know, it's wrong.
03:57:59.000 It was actually 72,344.
03:58:01.000 Yeah.
03:58:02.000 Oh, that's right, bro.
03:58:05.000 Treat Duran's figures as highly doubtful, not an established count.
03:58:09.000 Other early sources give sharply different totals.
03:58:11.000 The Codex Teleriano Romensis text has 4,000, while interpreting its pictorial numbers alongside text can produce 20,000.
03:58:24.000 Another chronicle, Torquemada, gave it 72,000.
03:58:29.000 At the very least, My original point.
03:58:30.000 Thousands and thousands of people were killed.
03:58:33.000 To compare the Spanish Inquisition to one day in the Aztec Empire.
03:58:38.000 Yeah.
03:58:39.000 Not even one day.
03:58:39.000 I'm just saying.
03:58:39.000 Nothing.
03:58:40.000 Not even one day.
03:58:42.000 It's a good thing that a boy showed up and said, Isn't that crazy?
03:58:45.000 Chill, bro.
03:58:45.000 Shut it down.
03:58:46.000 You ever seen that?
03:58:47.000 How about a thousand a day?
03:58:48.000 Apocalypso?
03:58:49.000 Oh, yeah.
03:58:50.000 Apocalypso is nuts.
03:58:51.000 Apocalypso is a good movie.
03:58:52.000 It's a great movie.
03:58:53.000 It's a fucking phenomenal movie.
03:58:55.000 I mean, this place, Mexico, was wild.
03:58:58.000 It was wild.
03:59:00.000 Good thing they didn't do their act.
03:59:01.000 I wonder what they called it back then, because it wasn't Mexico.
03:59:04.000 You know, it wasn't Mexico until 1820.
03:59:07.000 It's not like the United States of Mexico.
03:59:13.000 They owned Texas from, I think, 1821 to 1816.
03:59:17.000 We beat them pretty easily.
03:59:17.000 Or rather, 1821 to 1836.
03:59:21.000 Took California very easily.
03:59:23.000 Check out your boy Polk.
03:59:24.000 Polk, exactly.
03:59:26.000 Yeah, he was a wild man.
03:59:26.000 Top five, bro.
03:59:28.000 Polk rules.
03:59:29.000 And I throw Andrew Jackson in there.
03:59:31.000 You got two thirds of the entire country?
03:59:33.000 One third of the entire country.
03:59:34.000 You ever look up Bolivar?
03:59:36.000 Yeah.
03:59:37.000 Bolivar ruled.
03:59:38.000 Bolivar ruled.
03:59:38.000 He was just a guy.
03:59:39.000 What'd he do?
03:59:40.000 He took over all Latin America.
03:59:42.000 The South America revolutions.
03:59:43.000 What year?
03:59:45.000 1988.
03:59:47.000 18th.
03:59:49.000 And then he had this General Sucre that was a fucking beast.
03:59:52.000 And then Santander.
03:59:53.000 Imagine if we didn't intervene with Pablo Escobar.
03:59:57.000 Imagine if we didn't get involved.
03:59:59.000 Let the boy rock.
04:00:00.000 Let him cook.
04:00:00.000 It's not our problem.
04:00:01.000 We're not going to let somebody.
04:00:02.000 Let him literally cook.
04:00:03.000 Let him cook.
04:00:04.000 We're not going to let somebody make money like that without us.
04:00:06.000 Well, that's part of the problem.
04:00:07.000 And we're buying it.
04:00:08.000 Yeah.
04:00:09.000 Not only that, we're selling it.
04:00:10.000 Yeah.
04:00:10.000 I mean, in Miami.
04:00:11.000 They brought it in.
04:00:12.000 That's awesome.
04:00:13.000 They built Bill Clinton.
04:00:14.000 Whoa.
04:00:15.000 Okay.
04:00:15.000 Mina, Arkansas.
04:00:16.000 Yeah.
04:00:17.000 They brought it in.
04:00:17.000 True.
04:00:18.000 Really?
04:00:19.000 Yeah.
04:00:19.000 Barry Seals.
04:00:20.000 Barry Seals was a CIA pilot who was flying drugs in.
04:00:24.000 Is that the movie?
04:00:25.000 American made?
04:00:25.000 Uh huh.
04:00:26.000 Good movie.
04:00:26.000 Yep.
04:00:27.000 Yep.
04:00:27.000 But Tom Cruise is handsome.
04:00:29.000 Like, Barry Seals was disgusting.
04:00:30.000 Pull him up.
04:00:31.000 Hey.
04:00:32.000 Yeah.
04:00:32.000 Hey.
04:00:32.000 Talk about Barry like that.
04:00:34.000 Bye.
04:00:35.000 Good guy.
04:00:36.000 He knows.
04:00:37.000 Doing the best.
04:00:38.000 That's a handsome guy.
04:00:38.000 Like, come on.
04:00:40.000 God almighty.
04:00:41.000 He looks like he knows the line on everything.
04:00:43.000 Great fucking story.
04:00:45.000 Fucking funny.
04:00:46.000 I'm not paying for that.
04:00:46.000 Phenomenal story.
04:00:48.000 It would have been a significantly funnier movie.
04:00:51.000 That's true.
04:00:53.000 It was a pretty funny movie.
04:00:54.000 And there's a real scene where he gets, where Tom Cruise, Barry Seals, Tom Cruise playing Barry Seals gets arrested and Bill Clinton gets him out of jail.
04:01:03.000 Hey, how about that?
04:01:05.000 Mina, Arkansas.
04:01:06.000 It was all, he was the governor of Arkansas at the time.
04:01:08.000 What's the reason?
04:01:09.000 Because they were bringing coke into Arkansas.
04:01:11.000 So they found out because these two kids got killed.
04:01:15.000 And they said that they did drugs and fell asleep on the train track.
04:01:18.000 But their parents didn't believe it.
04:01:19.000 So the parents funded an autopsy.
04:01:22.000 They paid for an autopsy, and the autopsy found knife wounds.
04:01:25.000 These kids had been stabbed.
04:01:26.000 So what happened was these kids had witnessed the Coke drop.
04:01:30.000 So what he would do is he'd fly over, he would throw the Coke out of the airplane with like parachutes or whatever.
04:01:37.000 It would land on the ground, and then he would land, and they would go back and pick up the Coke.
04:01:41.000 Well, these kids found the Coke, and then they went to go grab the Coke, and these kids were with the Coke.
04:01:47.000 And they killed the kids.
04:01:48.000 And they killed the kids and laid their bodies on train tracks.
04:01:51.000 Pretty good.
04:01:52.000 And so, this was what started.
04:01:54.000 That's how people found out about the fact that they were moving Coke in through Mena, Arkansas.
04:01:58.000 So, Barry Seals was going to turn state's evidence and he was going to testify.
04:02:03.000 And he got murdered.
04:02:04.000 And when he got murdered on his way to trial, he had George Bush's phone number in his pocket.
04:02:08.000 Whoa, this is good stuff.
04:02:11.000 See, you almost ended the pod.
04:02:12.000 It's a good way to end it.
04:02:14.000 No, it's not a good way to end it.
04:02:14.000 This was good stuff.
04:02:15.000 We still got another.
04:02:16.000 I was glad we didn't end it.
04:02:18.000 We got to eat.
04:02:18.000 We got to do shows.
04:02:20.000 You guys got to go out with DeRosa.
04:02:22.000 We've got to get help.
04:02:22.000 Come on.
04:02:23.000 We've been doing this for four hours.
04:02:25.000 Jeez.
04:02:25.000 Oh, is it there?
04:02:26.000 Definitely got to eat something.
04:02:27.000 What's going on?
04:02:27.000 Some carbs.
04:02:28.000 Is there anything to do?
04:02:29.000 What the fuck?
04:02:33.000 I have to eat.
04:02:37.000 All right.
04:02:40.000 I thought we were going to drink.
04:02:48.000 All right.
04:02:50.000 You got to eat.
04:02:52.000 You got to eat.
04:02:54.000 You got to eat.
04:02:57.000 You got to eat.
04:02:59.000 I like friction.
04:03:01.000 You like chaos.
04:03:03.000 You like to live.
04:03:04.000 Bill Clinton consistently denied any knowledge or involvement in SEAL's operations of the media logistics during his 10 year as governor.
04:03:13.000 Federal investigations did not produce evidence implicating Clinton.
04:03:17.000 Interesting.
04:03:18.000 Yeah.
04:03:19.000 Interesting.
04:03:19.000 No way.
04:03:20.000 Interesting.
04:03:21.000 That's mad.
04:03:22.000 He's a slippery slope.
04:03:23.000 He's a bad governor.
04:03:24.000 They put it in the fucking movie and no one got sued.
04:03:28.000 Damn.
04:03:28.000 That's all you need to know.
04:03:29.000 They put it in the movie.
04:03:31.000 And no one got sued.
04:03:33.000 He gets away with everything.
04:03:34.000 He's in a hot tub with a lady.
04:03:36.000 They got photos.
04:03:37.000 He's living with Hillary.
04:03:38.000 That dude lives in hell.
04:03:39.000 I just saw a meme recently that was nice about him and Monica Lewinsky.
04:03:45.000 If that happened today, she would have been born in 04 and he would have been born in 77.
04:03:51.000 Oh, yeah.
04:03:53.000 The age difference is wild.
04:03:54.000 Isn't that wild?
04:03:55.000 Well, it's wild that.
04:03:57.000 Presidents just.
04:03:59.000 Before the internet, presidents just fucked.
04:04:03.000 Oh, man.
04:04:04.000 Yeah, slash.
04:04:05.000 LBJ used to take shits with his fucking stall door open while he was talking to the press.
04:04:10.000 Yeah.
04:04:11.000 It was like a famous thing.
04:04:12.000 He would like to take a shit while they all.
04:04:14.000 They would stand outside of his toilet and ask him questions.
04:04:19.000 On Nates, Trump.
04:04:20.000 Did it on Nates.
04:04:22.000 The world was different then.
04:04:23.000 I heard Trump.
04:04:24.000 Who had that lunch with Trump and he said he drank 14 Diet Cokes in an hour?
04:04:28.000 Wow.
04:04:29.000 Pull that up if you can, Jay.
04:04:31.000 14 Cokes.
04:04:32.000 That doesn't even exist.
04:04:32.000 That doesn't even exist.
04:04:34.000 That doesn't even make sense.
04:04:35.000 That's a lot of Diet Coke.
04:04:36.000 Just the volume of liquor.
04:04:38.000 Maybe it was too much.
04:04:39.000 Of liquid, rather.
04:04:39.000 Just says he drinks 12 in a day, maybe.
04:04:42.000 Oh.
04:04:42.000 That makes more sense.
04:04:43.000 Sorry, sorry.
04:04:43.000 So much different.
04:04:44.000 I saw a reel.
04:04:45.000 I believe that.
04:04:46.000 12 is a lot.
04:04:47.000 You guys stop watching these reels and letting them dictate your reality.
04:04:50.000 Your dad said it to me.
04:04:50.000 I know.
04:04:51.000 It is kind of amazing that he's 80.
04:04:54.000 I should get on that.
04:04:56.000 No, I think he just turned 80.
04:04:57.000 I think Trump just turned 80.
04:04:57.000 Really healthy.
04:04:58.000 Oh, he's only 80.
04:04:59.000 I think his birthday was at the White House when we were at the UFC.
04:05:03.000 That was for his birthday.
04:05:05.000 That's why they did it in June.
04:05:06.000 Chicken.
04:05:07.000 And not like July 4th.
04:05:09.000 Oh, yeah.
04:05:10.000 They did it June 14th, I believe, because it was Trump's birthday.
04:05:10.000 Yeah.
04:05:15.000 Ah.
04:05:15.000 That's crazy.
04:05:16.000 Hey, at some point, you can't relate to most of the population.
04:05:19.000 You don't know what color his bones are.
04:05:19.000 100%.
04:05:21.000 Yeah.
04:05:22.000 Impossible.
04:05:23.000 You can't relate to any human on earth.
04:05:24.000 Yeah.
04:05:25.000 Listen, it gets his levels.
04:05:25.000 Yeah.
04:05:28.000 Like, Shane can't relate to most people right now, right?
04:05:30.000 I can relate to a lot of people.
04:05:30.000 A lot of people.
04:05:31.000 Three members at least.
04:05:33.000 Less people.
04:05:34.000 And it's slowly going to get weirder.
04:05:36.000 Nah.
04:05:38.000 Hey, guys.
04:05:39.000 Trust me.
04:05:39.000 Trust me.
04:05:40.000 Trust me.
04:05:41.000 It should have been on my Maybach.
04:05:42.000 What, you got a Maybach?
04:05:46.000 Yeah.
04:05:47.000 What?
04:05:47.000 Yeah.
04:05:48.000 It's pretty embarrassing.
04:05:49.000 Meanwhile, you're talking about a used Tesla.
04:05:50.000 Step up your game, son.
04:05:52.000 Is it here?
04:05:53.000 No, it's at my house.
04:05:54.000 Oh, I guess you're drinking.
04:05:55.000 Yeah, I got to see that Maybach.
04:05:58.000 Well, it's clearly for a car that has a driver.
04:06:02.000 Oh.
04:06:02.000 So I'm just driving a very nice backseat.
04:06:05.000 Yeah, but it's still, it's even driving.
04:06:08.000 It's cool, but I bought it when I left Austin for like a month, and then I came back and I was like, What am I doing?
04:06:08.000 It's so smooth.
04:06:15.000 Why would I ever have this?
04:06:16.000 This is very embarrassing.
04:06:17.000 Well, the other one was so great.
04:06:18.000 The other one was great.
04:06:19.000 What's wrong with the other one?
04:06:20.000 It's nice.
04:06:21.000 That's right.
04:06:21.000 Tree fell on it.
04:06:22.000 I forgot about that.
04:06:23.000 Is that the one where the seats would hug you when you went on a turf?
04:06:25.000 Yeah.
04:06:26.000 Bro, I went with them.
04:06:28.000 We went to the dealership and I told the dealer to shut up so I could sell it.
04:06:32.000 I'm like, I know everything about this car.
04:06:34.000 I was like, I'm going to get a Honda Accord.
04:06:34.000 I'm going to sell it to my dad.
04:06:36.000 I don't need this.
04:06:36.000 He was like, You want this?
04:06:38.000 You got to get this.
04:06:40.000 I took him to the Mercedes dealership.
04:06:42.000 I explained to him about the S Class.
04:06:45.000 S Class rules.
04:06:45.000 Oh, nice.
04:06:46.000 Oh, bro.
04:06:47.000 Whoa.
04:06:48.000 Mama.
04:06:49.000 That car is like a Batmobile.
04:06:52.000 Tracy got that after the accident money.
04:06:54.000 Driving sick cars.
04:06:55.000 Walmart.
04:06:56.000 Yeah, that's a crazy car to drive in New York.
04:06:58.000 That's crazy.
04:06:59.000 There's a Ferrari.
04:07:00.000 He makes all his money on craps.
04:07:03.000 Look at that outfit.
04:07:03.000 Tracy Morgan.
04:07:05.000 Funny dude.
04:07:07.000 He's got all those sick cars.
04:07:09.000 He's just driving through Times Square in them.
04:07:11.000 In comedians and cars, they go to his house.
04:07:12.000 Click on that one where your cursor is.
04:07:15.000 Look at that.
04:07:16.000 He's got a Lambo Rose.
04:07:18.000 Jesus.
04:07:18.000 That's the one he's driving right here, I think.
04:07:18.000 Jesus.
04:07:21.000 Yeah, baby.
04:07:23.000 Wait, what was I going to say?
04:07:24.000 Fun, but where are you going to park it?
04:07:25.000 And driving that thing in New York City is crazy.
04:07:29.000 Every time I go to New York City, I'm like, this is so nuts.
04:07:32.000 How does anybody drive here?
04:07:34.000 It's a wild place to live.
04:07:35.000 You still got that little BMW?
04:07:37.000 I do.
04:07:38.000 I drove it the other day.
04:07:39.000 That car runs like a Kenyan.
04:07:41.000 I've never had a problem with it.
04:07:42.000 It's so good.
04:07:43.000 I washed it outside my house like an American.
04:07:45.000 Just hose, bucket, sponge.
04:07:48.000 Felt good.
04:07:48.000 Nice.
04:07:49.000 2002, right?
04:07:49.000 Yeah.
04:07:50.000 Yeah.
04:07:51.000 Yeah.
04:07:51.000 The roundy.
04:07:52.000 The round tail.
04:07:53.000 Great little old car.
04:07:54.000 Those little old ones, those 2002 BMWs.
04:07:57.000 Was it from the 70s?
04:07:59.000 73.
04:07:59.000 Yeah.
04:08:00.000 Yeah, it's a fucking great car.
04:08:01.000 Great car.
04:08:02.000 No AC, no registration, no insurance.
04:08:04.000 Manual.
04:08:05.000 I'm riding dirty, yeah.
04:08:07.000 No insurance?
04:08:08.000 I tried to fill it out.
04:08:09.000 I couldn't do it.
04:08:10.000 What does that mean?
04:08:11.000 I tried to get the forms in the box.
04:08:13.000 They're going to target you now.
04:08:14.000 I can't say that on the air.
04:08:16.000 It's illegal.
04:08:16.000 Oh.
04:08:17.000 Well, I've been doing it for years.
04:08:19.000 I have insurance.
04:08:20.000 I've been doing it for years.
04:08:21.000 I have insurance.
04:08:22.000 I don't have health insurance either.
04:08:24.000 You don't?
04:08:24.000 I've got to figure that one out.
04:08:26.000 Wow.
04:08:26.000 I'm not good with forms.
04:08:28.000 Me either.
04:08:29.000 Filling things out.
04:08:29.000 Yeah, me too.
04:08:31.000 I just black out, I gloss over.
04:08:33.000 I can't.
04:08:33.000 Yeah.
04:08:34.000 You got to get a guy.
04:08:35.000 I got to get a guy.
04:08:36.000 I need a Jew, RE.
04:08:38.000 Sometimes the problem is, it's like, I'm paying $600 for them to fill out the form.
04:08:38.000 Yeah.
04:08:42.000 And then you're like, well, here's the thing I haven't had health insurance in years, and I've never had a health problem.
04:08:48.000 So I feel like I saved thousands and tens of thousands of dollars.
04:08:48.000 Yeah.
04:08:52.000 You definitely did.
04:08:54.000 Well, and then you feel like, with the whole Luigi thing, like when you find out about how many people that have real legitimate claims and get denied because the insurance companies just want to fuck you.
04:09:04.000 Right.
04:09:04.000 I was talking to Brigham, they said 10% of people that get denied follow up.
04:09:08.000 So that's their business model is like just say no and hopefully they go away.
04:09:11.000 We looked this up last time.
04:09:12.000 It costs Americans more to have private health care than public.
04:09:16.000 I believe it.
04:09:16.000 Wow.
04:09:17.000 Wow.
04:09:17.000 So what are we doing?
04:09:19.000 Let's get it going, folks.
04:09:20.000 We've got to get rid of these gay lobbies.
04:09:22.000 It costs to say that again?
04:09:22.000 Yeah.
04:09:23.000 It costs Americans what?
04:09:24.000 It costs more to have private health care than public.
04:09:28.000 Costs more to have private health care?
04:09:32.000 Yeah.
04:09:32.000 It costs average Americans pay more for private health care than it would cost to have.
04:09:37.000 Right, right, right.
04:09:39.000 I got what you're saying.
04:09:40.000 Okay.
04:09:40.000 Because most things are private.
04:09:42.000 I get why you're confused.
04:09:43.000 Private sounds better.
04:09:44.000 Oh, private.
04:09:46.000 Private security costs more than whatever.
04:09:48.000 I'm probably wearing that one.
04:09:50.000 So fucking good.
04:09:51.000 I get it now.
04:09:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
04:09:51.000 I know what you're saying.
04:09:53.000 I get what you're saying.
04:09:53.000 Yeah.
04:09:54.000 See, this is a good podcast.
04:09:55.000 People want to hear a solid drunk talking about fucking shit.
04:09:58.000 Super good opinions.
04:10:00.000 Jamie.
04:10:00.000 Grant.
04:10:01.000 Jamie, bring up.
04:10:02.000 Robert E. Lee.
04:10:04.000 Free Bird.
04:10:06.000 I don't think we start on Custer.
04:10:08.000 Well, I mean, Free Bird.
04:10:09.000 Teddy.
04:10:10.000 Teddy, I know it's hack, but Teddy Roosevelt.
04:10:12.000 That's a fun story.
04:10:14.000 Polk's a deep cut.
04:10:15.000 Polk's somebody you got to.
04:10:16.000 Polk, I love.
04:10:17.000 Polk rules.
04:10:18.000 Teddy Roosevelt's the reason why we have national parks.
04:10:20.000 Yeah.
04:10:20.000 Yes.
04:10:21.000 A lot of stuff.
04:10:22.000 Yeah, he did a race.
04:10:23.000 He wanted to retire from president and go, I'm just going to go risk my life.
04:10:25.000 But I think it was Teddy who did the, he called it the Square Deal, which is kind of what we're approaching, which he broke up all the guys who were making all the money, the 1%, basically.
04:10:37.000 Yeah.
04:10:38.000 He called it the Square Deal.
04:10:39.000 Was that Teddy?
04:10:40.000 Wow.
04:10:41.000 Yeah.
04:10:42.000 Focused on the three C's fair consumer protection and control of giant corporations and conservation of natural resources.
04:10:47.000 So we're getting close to, we need no more.
04:10:48.000 Yellowstone was on him.
04:10:49.000 Where somebody's willing to abuse their executive power to shut down whatever the fuck we're doing right now.
04:10:55.000 But the thing is, don't you think that big business and corporations and super PACs and all these different things have gotten so deeply entwined in politics that if a guy ever tried to do anything remotely like that, they'd kill him?
04:11:09.000 Yeah, we went too far.
04:11:10.000 I mean, look, we thought Trump was going to do it.
04:11:12.000 It's clear he's not going to do any of those things.
04:11:15.000 He's not going to do any of those things.
04:11:16.000 It could be, you know, we're going to have to, one or two guys are going to have to get shot in the head.
04:11:21.000 Yeah.
04:11:22.000 I'm not going to do it.
04:11:23.000 Or something else is going to have to happen.
04:11:26.000 Some other radical change.
04:11:27.000 They're so intertwined now.
04:11:28.000 It's like you can't get it.
04:11:29.000 Exactly.
04:11:30.000 There's so much dirty money.
04:11:31.000 What are we going to give up, fellas?
04:11:33.000 No.
04:11:33.000 We can't lose it.
04:11:34.000 We got a good thing going.
04:11:34.000 No.
04:11:35.000 We got to get somebody in.
04:11:36.000 It's funny how.
04:11:37.000 You're killing the politicians.
04:11:38.000 Slowly but surely, people try to turn everything into some sort of a totalitarian government.
04:11:47.000 They slowly want more and more power, more and more control.
04:11:51.000 They want to siphon more and more money.
04:11:53.000 It's just over time, that's always what you're fighting against.
04:11:56.000 Always.
04:11:56.000 Well, don't you feel like we're at a boiling point?
04:11:58.000 It feels like something's going to happen.
04:11:59.000 Yeah, it's pitchfork error.
04:12:00.000 Something should happen because if it doesn't happen, then we're all going to be fucked.
04:12:03.000 No one could get a home.
04:12:04.000 No one could pay their bills.
04:12:06.000 They got flock cameras everywhere.
04:12:09.000 Yeah, we're talking about communism.
04:12:10.000 It's the Upper West Side where your people live.
04:12:12.000 Do you know that?
04:12:12.000 It's like devoid of flock cameras.
04:12:14.000 I didn't see that actually.
04:12:15.000 That's very weird.
04:12:16.000 That can't be true.
04:12:17.000 One section.
04:12:20.000 One section of New York City is devoid of flock cameras.
04:12:22.000 What's a flock camera?
04:12:23.000 It's these weird fucking cameras that are everywhere.
04:12:26.000 AI is going to say that's not true.
04:12:27.000 Everything's fine.
04:12:29.000 Everything's fine.
04:12:31.000 The spy cameras?
04:12:32.000 Those cameras that are everywhere.
04:12:32.000 Yeah.
04:12:34.000 Like, I had Mark Andreessen on who invested in flock cameras, and it was right at.
04:12:38.000 See, that's the spot.
04:12:39.000 Upper west side.
04:12:39.000 There's the spot.
04:12:40.000 Well, half of that is Central Park.
04:12:42.000 Shut the fuck up, bitch.
04:12:44.000 The flock cameras are in Central Park.
04:12:47.000 Yeah, but there is the rest.
04:12:49.000 Of course you defend it.
04:12:50.000 Well, I mean, just like show up.
04:12:51.000 Obviously you defend it.
04:12:52.000 Just like move that red line up to your flock cameras on the other side.
04:12:56.000 That's okay.
04:12:57.000 Double this down.
04:12:57.000 Shut up, Ari.
04:12:59.000 But this Jew's all over Brooklyn.
04:13:01.000 Shut the fuck up.
04:13:03.000 It's just the wealthy.
04:13:06.000 It is the wealthy.
04:13:07.000 It's probably that too.
04:13:08.000 It's probably wealthy.
04:13:09.000 Upper West Side's very expensive real estate.
04:13:09.000 Yeah, but that's.
04:13:12.000 It's not Jewish people.
04:13:13.000 It is, but.
04:13:14.000 Upper West Side's rich people.
04:13:15.000 Listen, it's not 100%.
04:13:16.000 There's a ton of fucking Gentiles in the Upper West Side.
04:13:20.000 It's just rich people.
04:13:21.000 That's really what it is.
04:13:22.000 I bet Upper East Side is probably pretty fucking similar.
04:13:24.000 No, Upper East Side is notably.
04:13:26.000 It's very sparse.
04:13:26.000 Flock cameras?
04:13:27.000 The Upper West Side is notably Jewish.
04:13:30.000 Yeah, true, but in terms of flock cameras, it's pretty sparse.
04:13:33.000 I wonder if they're singling out the Upper West Side.
04:13:36.000 Versus the Upper East Side.
04:13:37.000 I bet the Upper East Side, which is also like super wealthy.
04:13:40.000 I bet they don't have a lot of flock cameras anymore.
04:13:40.000 Yeah.
04:13:42.000 And for once, they can like rob cars.
04:13:46.000 They're not flock brands.
04:13:48.000 Sorry for the confusion.
04:13:50.000 However, there are a few flock cams in New York City.
04:13:53.000 So there's just a bunch of security cameras all over the place that we didn't see coming.
04:13:58.000 So the thing is, it's like within two years, there's been hundreds of thousands of these cameras installed all over the country.
04:14:05.000 Police state?
04:14:06.000 Yeah.
04:14:07.000 And real quick, like before you even saw it happening.
04:14:11.000 I mean, they're everywhere there.
04:14:12.000 They're everywhere.
04:14:13.000 I've looked to see what I can shoplift.
04:14:14.000 I'm like, damn, there's cameras everywhere.
04:14:18.000 Yeah.
04:14:19.000 It's a tough time.
04:14:20.000 Something's got to give.
04:14:21.000 What happened here?
04:14:22.000 It's a tough time and an awesome time at the same time.
04:14:24.000 That's true.
04:14:25.000 Let's look at the positive.
04:14:26.000 It's a lot of great shit going on.
04:14:28.000 Yeah, we got college football coming that they're trying to ruin.
04:14:30.000 Who's trying to ruin it?
04:14:32.000 Not a big deal.
04:14:32.000 NIL.
04:14:33.000 In what way?
04:14:34.000 Trying to take it away?
04:14:35.000 Don't get me started.
04:14:36.000 What are they trying to do?
04:14:37.000 They're trying to put two super conferences.
04:14:39.000 I mean, the whole thing's a disaster, Joe.
04:14:41.000 Also, the gambling on basketball now.
04:14:43.000 Players are just fully throwing games.
04:14:45.000 You see that?
04:14:45.000 The gambling's out of control.
04:14:47.000 It was crazy.
04:14:47.000 It began.
04:14:48.000 Trying to get rebounds to get it.
04:14:49.000 Crazy, whatever the hell.
04:14:50.000 All that shit.
04:14:51.000 But I'm torn on that.
04:14:51.000 Wow.
04:14:53.000 I feel like I like the fact that you can gamble on anything if you want to.
04:14:57.000 Can you gamble on when the next projector parks is?
04:15:00.000 Is that a cashy thing you can do?
04:15:02.000 I bet you could.
04:15:03.000 I bet that's a Poly Market thing.
04:15:04.000 But we don't even know.
04:15:05.000 Like, how do they know?
04:15:06.000 But we will.
04:15:07.000 Yeah.
04:15:08.000 Well, Jamie pulled up.
04:15:10.000 There was a Poly Market thing.
04:15:13.000 There was a Poly Market thing on this podcast.
04:15:16.000 There was a thing on this podcast that Jamie pulled up.
04:15:19.000 I go, close that website and never open it up again.
04:15:22.000 Like, you can't know what people are gambling on.
04:15:24.000 Oh.
04:15:25.000 Because you'll be.
04:15:26.000 You know?
04:15:26.000 Because it can't influence you.
04:15:28.000 Also, like, I don't want anybody else to know either what they're gambling on.
04:15:31.000 Like, I don't.
04:15:33.000 They'll get you.
04:15:34.000 But.
04:15:35.000 Gambling's tough.
04:15:36.000 It's going to ruin society.
04:15:36.000 Didn't that fucking congressman guy who got acquitted, the gay guy?
04:15:40.000 Yeah.
04:15:41.000 The guy from Brazil?
04:15:42.000 Oh.
04:15:43.000 The guy from Brazil?
04:15:44.000 No, no, no.
04:15:45.000 What's his name?
04:15:46.000 The one who lies about a bunch of stuff?
04:15:46.000 Polo.
04:15:48.000 Yes.
04:15:48.000 I swear to God.
04:15:49.000 Joseph.
04:15:50.000 Jamie, you know I'm talking about.
04:15:51.000 Chubby boy.
04:15:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:15:53.000 Chubby gay guy who said, Funny dude.
04:15:54.000 Funny dude.
04:15:55.000 Lindsey Baker, George Santos.
04:15:57.000 Santos.
04:15:57.000 George Santos.
04:15:58.000 There was something about him saying that he was going to show up at some State of the Union speech.
04:16:02.000 I'm definitely showing up.
04:16:03.000 And then he bet that he wouldn't show up.
04:16:06.000 Wow.
04:16:08.000 And he didn't show up.
04:16:10.000 Allegedly.
04:16:10.000 That's pretty smart.
04:16:11.000 Allegedly.
04:16:12.000 DOJ is investigating former Congressman George Santos for insider trading on Kalshi.
04:16:17.000 Yeah.
04:16:18.000 Hilarious.
04:16:19.000 So you can't insider trade on Kalshi?
04:16:21.000 But I mean, it's like.
04:16:22.000 Like, they were on the show.
04:16:24.000 He was like, Why are you lying about everything?
04:16:26.000 He's like, Oh, you lied about everything.
04:16:28.000 You lied about being Jewish.
04:16:29.000 He said, No, no, I'm Jewish.
04:16:32.000 I'm kind of that.
04:16:33.000 I'm also, I act like a Jew.
04:16:34.000 He's like, Fucking totally full of shit.
04:16:36.000 Oh, wow.
04:16:37.000 But I'm just saying, I'm like frugal.
04:16:38.000 I get a lot of diarrhea.
04:16:44.000 I get a lot of diarrhea.
04:16:46.000 You should go to a doctor, dude.
04:16:47.000 You shouldn't just deal with that.
04:16:48.000 But I think the internet is a big part of why we're so fucked.
04:16:51.000 But you can't get rid of the internet.
04:16:52.000 Well, I hate regulation, but you got to do something with it.
04:16:55.000 So, what do we do?
04:16:55.000 That's another.
04:16:56.000 You've got to start regulating that.
04:16:57.000 It's so bad for people.
04:16:59.000 It's ruining society.
04:16:59.000 It's horrible.
04:17:00.000 Well, you've got to teach people to stay off it.
04:17:02.000 But also, you've got to be like, guys, you're not.
04:17:04.000 You're turning everyone against each other in a crazy way.
04:17:04.000 But they're not.
04:17:07.000 But the problem is, they've made so much money doing it.
04:17:10.000 And there's so much money now that these corporations are holding that they have so much influence over politicians.
04:17:16.000 It's really an extraordinary time where these tech oligarchs are really in control of a giant chunk of the narrative that shapes society, shapes our economy, shapes our social systems, shapes everything.
04:17:29.000 There's so much going on right now that it's being manipulated by just a small amount of people.
04:17:35.000 It's kind of fucking nuts, and nobody saw it coming.
04:17:38.000 They make comedians turn into other comedians so they could sell everybody's Snickers.
04:17:41.000 I got to pee again.
04:17:43.000 Have you not gone yet?
04:17:44.000 Not yet.
04:17:45.000 He's had three drinks.
04:17:46.000 I'll see you in hell.
04:17:47.000 He's on his third.
04:17:48.000 Amazing.
04:17:49.000 Hey, beer bong, a couple other beers, whiskey.
04:17:53.000 I'm blown out.
04:17:54.000 This is your second whiskey.
04:17:56.000 Third whiskey.
04:17:58.000 Give me a dram of that.
04:18:00.000 Hit it, baby.
04:18:01.000 Can you catch it?
04:18:02.000 Yes.
04:18:03.000 That's a lot of glass.
04:18:04.000 You've got to pump it through that.
04:18:06.000 That's a short one.
04:18:07.000 Oh, sorry.
04:18:08.000 I came back for it, Steve Lorcan.
04:18:09.000 You got it.
04:18:10.000 You got it.
04:18:11.000 All right.
04:18:12.000 All right, JML, toss up.
04:18:13.000 We've got to figure out what we're doing tonight.
04:18:17.000 Because I don't want you to go to bed.
04:18:18.000 If you go home, it's over.
04:18:19.000 I'll go out.
04:18:20.000 I'm just going to go out.
04:18:21.000 I'm going out.
04:18:22.000 Should I not do stand up?
04:18:23.000 Yeah, we're going to be until 9 30 before we get out of there.
04:18:27.000 It's like we're going to start.
04:18:28.000 Yeah, I'm definitely going to.
04:18:30.000 I'm not going to the club.
04:18:33.000 I'm going to go to the club.
04:18:34.000 O'Neill's coming out.
04:18:35.000 Edge is coming out.
04:18:36.000 Oh, nice.
04:18:36.000 Edgar.
04:18:37.000 The Edge.
04:18:39.000 I didn't know his nickname either.
04:18:41.000 How do we know his nickname?
04:18:42.000 The Edge.
04:18:43.000 You call him the Edge?
04:18:44.000 Who started calling him the Edge?
04:18:47.000 Tony calls him the edge.
04:18:49.000 We all do.
04:18:50.000 I'll never be the edge.
04:18:51.000 Dude, if you're getting your juice from Tony, you're gay.
04:18:53.000 No, we all do.
04:18:55.000 That's right.
04:18:56.000 Tony calls him the edge.
04:18:57.000 We all call him the edge.
04:18:58.000 Did y'all go to the garden?
04:19:00.000 I was in London, England.
04:19:00.000 Where you guys were in the town?
04:19:02.000 Okay.
04:19:02.000 In Charleston, South Carolina.
04:19:03.000 I was in SF.
04:19:06.000 That's a great town.
04:19:07.000 San Francisco rules.
04:19:08.000 San Francisco does rule.
04:19:09.000 It's on its way back.
04:19:10.000 I always thought it ruled, even in its darkest hour.
04:19:13.000 I thought it was a good city.
04:19:13.000 Yeah.
04:19:14.000 I like the signs they put up like, hey, if you leave anything in the car, it won't be there.
04:19:17.000 It's not even like, hey, we'll try to help.
04:19:19.000 It's like, just don't do that.
04:19:21.000 It's super good.
04:19:22.000 But it's a good bar.
04:19:23.000 Hop in town.
04:19:24.000 Yeah, the wall.
04:19:25.000 Great tiki bars.
04:19:26.000 Yes, yes.
04:19:27.000 The wall.
04:19:28.000 Great Chinese food.
04:19:29.000 The Italian food.
04:19:30.000 North Beach.
04:19:31.000 Oh, Italian food, too.
04:19:32.000 It's great there.
04:19:32.000 San Francisco does rule.
04:19:34.000 Great town.
04:19:34.000 Oh, my God.
04:19:35.000 You can walk across the whole city.
04:19:36.000 It's great if you like the smell of human shit.
04:19:38.000 There is some human shit.
04:19:40.000 It's amazing if you like the smell of human shit.
04:19:42.000 You gotta ignore that.
04:19:43.000 Yeah, it's good if you're a black lad.
04:19:43.000 You gotta ignore it.
04:19:47.000 If you're a golden retriever, you're gonna love it.
04:19:49.000 Yeah.
04:19:50.000 The whole city smells nuts.
04:19:52.000 Hobos, Hobos, and Waymos.
04:19:55.000 Chinatown of the summer.
04:19:56.000 You're like, Bring a dog in.
04:19:59.000 Trust me.
04:20:00.000 You don't even know where to piss.
04:20:02.000 It was crazy.
04:20:03.000 I'm just going to squat right here.
04:20:05.000 This place is nuts.
04:20:06.000 Giant toilet.
04:20:07.000 It used to be so good.
04:20:09.000 Dude, I did a special there in 2016 and there was nothing wrong with the city.
04:20:13.000 Where?
04:20:14.000 At the Fillmore in San Francisco.
04:20:16.000 Hell yeah.
04:20:17.000 And it was amazing.
04:20:18.000 Triggered.
04:20:18.000 I did trigger it at the Fillmore.
04:20:19.000 It's back.
04:20:20.000 Their new mayor is like, We've got to get live music here because if people don't go out.
04:20:24.000 The new mayor is ready to clean things up.
04:20:26.000 Yeah.
04:20:27.000 Starting with live music, you got to have people come out to stuff.
04:20:30.000 You got to patrol the streets.
04:20:32.000 They're doing cleaning up the homeless encampments.
04:20:34.000 You got to put people in mental institutions.
04:20:36.000 You got to get them clean.
04:20:38.000 Use Alcatraz.
04:20:39.000 It's right there.
04:20:40.000 Put them all in there.
04:20:40.000 It's going to take time.
04:20:42.000 It's like they fucked it up over a period of eight to ten years.
04:20:47.000 It's going to take 30 to fix it.
04:20:49.000 It's going to take so long to fix it.
04:20:49.000 Nah.
04:20:51.000 It's always been homeless.
04:20:52.000 And there's so many people that are so attached to that home.
04:20:55.000 Shut up, boy.
04:20:56.000 It's always been a great section.
04:20:56.000 It's great.
04:20:58.000 Not always, but like 20 years.
04:21:00.000 Where we're at right now?
04:21:02.000 No, no, I'm saying San Francisco's never been like a clean place.
04:21:04.000 Sorry, listen to me.
04:21:05.000 I'm old and new.
04:21:08.000 I remember during the Reagan administration.
04:21:09.000 I'm not sure you're saying San Francisco.
04:21:11.000 Yeah.
04:21:11.000 During the Reagan.
04:21:12.000 Yeah, here too.
04:21:13.000 I'm saying it's not just it got bad there.
04:21:16.000 You have to be honest.
04:21:17.000 It's like different places.
04:21:18.000 During the Reagan administration, that's when homeless people really started becoming a thing because they changed the whole distinction with mental institutions.
04:21:27.000 They let people go.
04:21:28.000 And they just let them out and they were just wandering around.
04:21:30.000 It was noticeable.
04:21:32.000 And I remember this.
04:21:33.000 And then it really didn't fucking change until like 2016, 17.
04:21:38.000 Then you started to see tents.
04:21:40.000 And it was like, this is weird.
04:21:42.000 They're just allowing tents.
04:21:43.000 And then 18, 19, it ramped up.
04:21:45.000 And then during the pandemic, it just caught fire.
04:21:48.000 Yeah.
04:21:48.000 Yeah, it's bad.
04:21:49.000 LA was like just downtown, a little pocket.
04:21:52.000 And then it spread all the way to like.
04:21:53.000 Oh, it wasn't a little pocket, dude.
04:21:55.000 I was filming Fear Factor there.
04:21:57.000 It's not a little pocket now.
04:21:58.000 No, 55.
04:21:59.000 What?
04:22:00.000 No, it's all over.
04:22:00.000 Skid Row is 55 blocks.
04:22:03.000 It spread all the way down Sunset.
04:22:04.000 It's everywhere.
04:22:05.000 It was just as not a lot of them.
04:22:06.000 But Skid Row is.
04:22:07.000 It's the whole city.
04:22:08.000 Yeah, the city is great, but the solid 55 blocks is Skid Row.
04:22:13.000 Yeah.
04:22:13.000 It's wild.
04:22:14.000 Burn it.
04:22:15.000 Burn it.
04:22:15.000 Oh, no.
04:22:16.000 If we're zombies, we would just throw bombs out there.
04:22:18.000 Send bears out there.
04:22:19.000 Something.
04:22:20.000 Just run them over.
04:22:21.000 You've got to do something.
04:22:21.000 Kill them.
04:22:21.000 Eat them.
04:22:22.000 Well, I was in the Tenderloin at a hotel, and I go, What should I do around here?
04:22:26.000 I was asking the desk lady.
04:22:27.000 She just goes, Don't turn right.
04:22:29.000 Wow.
04:22:29.000 Don't turn.
04:22:30.000 That's the hotel lady.
04:22:31.000 Don't go to the right.
04:22:32.000 Just go left.
04:22:33.000 Like, that's half the city.
04:22:35.000 Meanwhile, what's the invisible barrier?
04:22:37.000 They have dog collars on with electricity?
04:22:39.000 Like, what's stopping them from going left?
04:22:42.000 New York's good right now.
04:22:44.000 Yeah.
04:22:44.000 New York's fine.
04:22:45.000 Yeah.
04:22:46.000 Regular homeless.
04:22:47.000 Yeah, regular homeless.
04:22:48.000 He goes, The problem, New York City homeless doesn't got out of line because every 10 years or so, we burn one alive.
04:22:48.000 Sure.
04:22:48.000 Yeah.
04:22:54.000 So they know that.
04:22:55.000 An immigrant shows up and lights one on fire and you go, all right, you know.
04:23:01.000 Now they're all like tap dancing and shit.
04:23:01.000 Keeps you in check.
04:23:03.000 At least a New York homeless guy has got like moves.
04:23:07.000 Yeah.
04:23:07.000 Well, I always had a preference for East Coast homeless.
04:23:10.000 100%.
04:23:11.000 They were heroin, they were asleep.
04:23:12.000 And they go away in the winter.
04:23:13.000 They don't breathe during the winter.
04:23:14.000 They're sleeping.
04:23:15.000 They dance.
04:23:16.000 West Coast homeless are all meth.
04:23:17.000 They'll scream and chase you.
04:23:19.000 Oh, you go to Salt Lake City, you're going to get chased.
04:23:21.000 They're screaming and chasing.
04:23:22.000 They have bad homes?
04:23:23.000 Oh, so the city's bad for homeless.
04:23:25.000 Every methadone, yeah, that was quick.
04:23:28.000 That was quick because I was quick.
04:23:30.000 I started standing up out in Salt Lake.
04:23:32.000 I was like, This is the best city, yeah, this is the cleanest, nicest city.
04:23:35.000 Wise guys, yeah, beautiful.
04:23:36.000 On the way in, great club.
04:23:38.000 My buddies, I was like, Wait till you see how nice this is.
04:23:40.000 And we landed, and there's 10 homeless guys chasing us, right?
04:23:44.000 And then you got to bring them young, and it's like utopia that campus, yeah.
04:23:48.000 The Mormons, yeah, the Mormons don't fuck around, homeless, yeah, but yeah, I don't know why no one's talking about that in politics, homelessness, homelessness and yeah.
04:23:57.000 Clean it up.
04:23:58.000 I don't see any party talking about it.
04:24:00.000 I mean, they do when it comes around.
04:24:02.000 It's insensitive.
04:24:03.000 The problem is there's so much money in maintaining it.
04:24:06.000 That's true.
04:24:08.000 Money in homelessness.
04:24:09.000 What a cut.
04:24:09.000 It's like they're breaking into rich people's cars.
04:24:11.000 It's like $4 billion California spent and done nothing but increase the homelessness.
04:24:17.000 Wow.
04:24:18.000 The wrong area burned.
04:24:20.000 And every city.
04:24:21.000 Every big city explodes.
04:24:23.000 Yep.
04:24:24.000 And it's recent, it's a new thing.
04:24:26.000 And, you know, LA has had Skid Row forever because what they used to do with Skid Row is it would take people.
04:24:31.000 From, like, if there was a vagrant in Hollywood, they would take them and they would just put them in Skid Row and they'd stay here.
04:24:37.000 And they would literally, like, block them in.
04:24:38.000 They would give them, like, food and services.
04:24:41.000 It wasn't that small, dude.
04:24:43.000 I was filming Fear Factor there in, like, 2004 or 2005, and I was driving home and I took the wrong turn.
04:24:43.000 It's an illusion.
04:24:49.000 I was like, what the fuck?
04:24:51.000 It was just blocks and blocks of cardboard boxes.
04:24:56.000 Yes.
04:24:58.000 And it was only Skid Row.
04:24:59.000 Skid Row was nuts, man.
04:25:01.000 It was, even then, it was nuts.
04:25:02.000 Now it's $5,500.
04:25:05.000 Do you understand how insane that is?
04:25:08.000 Like what 55 blocks looks like on a grid?
04:25:11.000 It's always been that size, I think.
04:25:14.000 Back in the 30s, there was somewhere in the range of 10,000 homeless people there, and there's 4,400 now.
04:25:20.000 There's zero chance there's more homeless people now than there were in the 30s?
04:25:24.000 Or in the 30s, there was more than there is now?
04:25:26.000 No.
04:25:27.000 Wait a minute.
04:25:28.000 How many are there now?
04:25:30.000 How many are there now?
04:25:31.000 It says 4,400.
04:25:33.000 Shut the fuck up.
04:25:34.000 That's not true.
04:25:35.000 I'm going to go there.
04:25:35.000 You're probably going to say a little down.
04:25:37.000 You ever get an AI answer and they go, Are you sure about that?
04:25:39.000 And they go, Yeah, good point.
04:25:40.000 Jamie's a goddamn fed crazy.
04:25:41.000 This is crazy.
04:25:42.000 This is all Karen Bass, her statistics.
04:25:45.000 It's all lies.
04:25:47.000 There's no way.
04:25:47.000 Click that.
04:25:48.000 No, no, no.
04:25:49.000 It's now estimated 4,400.
04:25:51.000 The population has been there since the 30s.
04:25:53.000 But it wasn't that number.
04:25:54.000 The estimate was more than the 30s.
04:25:56.000 Okay.
04:25:56.000 But put this estimate in.
04:25:58.000 How many homeless people are there in L.A.?
04:25:59.000 Because the estimate is somewhere north of 70,000.
04:26:03.000 I think it's spread past Git, right?
04:26:05.000 Can you just highlight that citation?
04:26:07.000 Which one?
04:26:08.000 Number four.
04:26:09.000 What was it?
04:26:09.000 Estimated.
04:26:14.000 From LA Times and 2023 LA Times, liberal.
04:26:19.000 Well, 2023 Biden administration.
04:26:25.000 I don't believe it.
04:26:27.000 55 blocks is not 4,000 people.
04:26:29.000 It's just not.
04:26:30.000 It's a lot more than that.
04:26:32.000 They lie.
04:26:33.000 I think it's past get a roll.
04:26:34.000 Also, they're not showing up and saying, Mike, are you homeless?
04:26:39.000 They're not.
04:26:39.000 No, they're chasing you.
04:26:40.000 They don't have an accurate count.
04:26:42.000 Okay.
04:26:43.000 Los Angeles has approximately 73,000 homeless people in Los Angeles County, and 45,000 are the city of Los Angeles.
04:26:53.000 There you go.
04:26:53.000 And by the way, just a guess, they're not accurate.
04:26:57.000 They're not doing a great job of a guess.
04:26:58.000 And it says only a 3% increase over two years earlier, which is a lot.
04:27:02.000 Shut your dirty hole, you lying communists.
04:27:06.000 It's probably 100,000 in LA.
04:27:08.000 They don't even know.
04:27:09.000 People move there just for the services and the weather.
04:27:12.000 Yeah, it's a great place to be homeless.
04:27:14.000 You could survive sleeping on the street.
04:27:16.000 You don't freeze it.
04:27:17.000 Hanging outside Trey's house.
04:27:19.000 They say they're testing the fence on the dogs.
04:27:22.000 You hear that?
04:27:22.000 What do you mean?
04:27:23.000 No.
04:27:23.000 What?
04:27:24.000 They get roped.
04:27:25.000 See if they die?
04:27:25.000 They get roped.
04:27:26.000 Yeah, see if it'll kill them so they hit dogs.
04:27:28.000 Oh, my God.
04:27:29.000 That's the rumor.
04:27:30.000 Jesus Christ.
04:27:31.000 That's all real.
04:27:33.000 The reals are nuts.
04:27:34.000 I know.
04:27:34.000 It's bad news.
04:27:36.000 Mostly, yeah.
04:27:37.000 That and your dad.
04:27:38.000 Most people.
04:27:39.000 Well, that's AI dogs, and then I get, you know, like.
04:27:41.000 Boys, let's wrap this up.
04:27:43.000 All right, all right.
04:27:44.000 It's almost 6 o'clock.
04:27:45.000 Everyone go see tires.
04:27:46.000 What's on Netflix right now?
04:27:49.000 Now, everybody text message Ari because I know you got his phone number and tell him to get the fuck out of England.
04:27:55.000 But do find me mushrooms or weed.
04:27:57.000 I'm definitely going to need that.
04:27:58.000 Mark Norman, where are you at?
04:28:00.000 Hey, I'm all over the road.
04:28:02.000 Check my website.
04:28:03.000 I'm doing clubs and building a new hour.
04:28:06.000 We might be drunk.
04:28:07.000 Tuesday's stories.
04:28:08.000 I got an hour on Netflix that came out this year.
04:28:10.000 We're not too pleased.
04:28:11.000 I'll see you all in hell.
04:28:13.000 Praise Allah.
04:28:14.000 ComedyMothership.com.
04:28:15.000 Love you guys.
04:28:16.000 Bye.