00:08:31.000Steven A. Smith had a real good point when he was talking about the comparison between Michael Jordan, you know, like the athletes of today versus.
00:08:38.000And one of the things that he was talking about was the physicalness of the game.
00:09:33.000That the WNBA was just a bunch of straight people playing basketball, no controversy.
00:09:40.000No, sex isn't even a thought in the NBA.
00:09:43.000No one thinks about gay players in the NBA.
00:09:45.000In the WNBA, there's a ton of like out, it's mostly gay, it's all mostly gay, yeah, mostly big black gay ladies and uh, a few scared looking Sophie Cumminghams that have to point fingers at people.
00:09:59.000The very least, you're surrounded, yeah, by people who think you're you know, like perhaps sexually attractive and the heteros that come in.
00:10:08.000The rest of them go like, I'm going to turn you.
00:14:51.000All the different things that she was saying, all the defund the police talk that was going on, that everybody realized that's a ridiculous thing to say.
00:14:58.000I think both sides on sports are like, eh, it's a stupid issue.
00:15:01.000We shouldn't, no, we're not going to die on that.
00:15:07.000They're like, yeah, I think it's like 80% of Democrats don't.
00:15:10.000Don't think trans women in sports, yeah.
00:15:12.000So it's just the right dunking on the left because I like, yeah, but it was there's a thing where those people that are the most radical will come after you if you don't agree wholeheartedly with their nonsense.
00:15:23.000So if you say anything like, you know, look, trans women aren't women, there are men who identify as women, which is fine, but there's a biological distinction that protects women in sports, and that's chromosomes.
00:15:34.000We know XX chromosome, you're a woman, XY, you're a dude, do it that way, call yourself whatever the fuck you want.
00:15:40.000But if you want to play in the WNBA, you have to have XX.
00:15:44.000And if you want to be a fucking, well, look, that's the other thing.
00:15:47.000No one gives a shit if a trans man wants to try and play in the NBA.
00:17:36.000And you get money just from a Full on made up story, and there was a ton of those because these foreign companies would just make thousands of fucking fake accounts and then maybe millions and then make a bunch of fake stories.
00:17:49.000So there's fake stories flooding your timeline, and you're like, What? and you look at it 600,000 views, this must be real, and then you click on it too.
00:20:44.000When I was there, I was lighting campfires, you know, and as you work your way down, at some point, they're like, no campfires in the National Park.
00:22:18.000Okay, no one has been publicly identified a proven to have starred the recent Patagonia fires in Argentina.
00:22:23.000Investigators in Chubat have said at least one blaze appeared to be deliberately set, but the investigation has not established a named perpetrator.
00:26:45.000But Gaetje pulled it off, pulled it off in front of the whole world, and then did a backflip off the fucking top of the cage with the White House behind him.
00:30:19.000When I'm sitting there, when I'm sitting in that crowd going, this is probably a bad look, this is a weird group of people, and then the guy wins and goes, Michelle Obama's a man.
00:30:28.000I was in the crowd just like, You fucking ruined it.
00:39:09.000So, uh, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b This nicotine is a bad idea.
00:51:30.000Like when he got a hold of Benoit Saint Denis, he catches him in that darst choke, and then you see the back muscles on that motherfucker, and then he wraps his legs over the top and he's rolling through the whole thing.
00:52:50.000Another kid just pulled it off recently in another MMA fight.
00:52:54.000Pulled off the exact same move, the exact same leg, which is really fun.
00:52:57.000It's like people see someone do something, they go, Oh, I didn't think about it that way.
00:53:01.000Because generally, when you catch someone in a darst choke, what you do is you try to hook the leg, and it's basically like sinking the choke in deep, and you're hooking the leg.
00:53:11.000But what he did was went around the top and got over his back, and then just rolled with him, and it's like, Oh my God, the pressure's insane.
00:56:21.000I had to do commentary for the UFC once, and one of the guys that was fighting was one of Eddie's students, and he was doing something called crackhead control.
00:56:31.000So it was like on Fox, and I had to explain this is called crackhead control.
01:03:09.000But if you're a four foot tall security guard who used to be a TV star, massively famous, then people feel like people, when you've crashed, when you've made it to great heights and then you've crashed, There's people that revel in that.
01:13:26.000A lot of these, like, diseases, this gain of function where they're trying to pretend that they're trying to protect people from future viruses.
01:13:33.000What they're doing is making viruses more transmissible and more deadly.
01:14:57.000I don't know if he said second dose, but he did say cytokine storm that is associated with miscarriages and then publicly was out there promoting the idea of women who are pregnant getting vaccinated when he knew there was an issue.
01:16:47.000999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 This is a misleading recalculation of preliminary registry data.
01:17:08.000Many live births in that early report involve people vaccinated in late pregnancy.
01:17:13.000So simply removing them from the denominator while returning.
01:17:17.000But the issue, apparently, what he said was in the first trimester.
01:17:20.000That's why it's 82% within the first trimester.
01:19:03.000Someone like that also died of AIDS that didn't have any symptoms, but tested positive for HIV.
01:19:09.000And then the problem with the testing positive was they were doing the same shit that they were doing during the COVID epidemic, where 80% plus of all the COVID positives were false positives because they were using the PCR method, which Kerry Mullis, the guy who invented the PCR method, said it's not supposed to be ever used to detect an actual infection.
01:20:24.000And this is what allegedly, supposedly, Trump is saying that they don't count and he's making them all null and void.
01:20:31.000So that means, if that's the case, that means that Biden, who pardoned more people than anybody ever, by far, by like a giant jump, he pardoned Fauci for 10 years for things that he didn't do.
01:20:46.000Trump can't void Biden's auto part because of auto pen.
01:21:29.000This is Trump says he respects Biden's Anthony Fauci pardon amid outcry over his own.
01:21:35.000So here's the thing about the auto pen.
01:21:37.000If I had a guess, if I had a guess, if you were starting to complain about Biden's pardons and then you overturn Biden's pardons, at the end of this presidency, there's going to be a lot of people where the justice is going to be coming for them.
01:22:36.000And then you got his sons, and his sons are involved in all these weird business deals where the business deals have to do with some things that Trump put, and then the sons are involved in these businesses.
01:22:45.000And like there's a lot of money flowing around that you could dig in and start arresting people.
01:22:52.000So if he pardons a bunch of people and gives them the same kind of deal that he gave Fauci.
01:22:57.000I don't know how the Trump family would do that.
01:27:36.000You need real money to fight that stuff.
01:27:39.000Like the amount of money that he spent in legal fees for the Manhattan real estate thing or the Palm Beach real estate thing, the Mar a Lago, when they said that Mar a Lago is worth 18 million.
01:28:49.000She's a young lady, and I guarantee you, by hearing her talking about spitting on cocks, she hasn't spent a lot of time in economics class.
01:29:28.000Donald Trump reported more than $1.4 billion in crypto related income for 2025, the first year of his second term, according to his federal financial disclosure.
01:30:06.000And I say, listen, dude, dude, dude, dude, listen to this.
01:30:08.000We're going to make a Gillis coin and I am going to personally, because you did something for me and I can't pay you because that's illegal for this thing.
01:30:17.000So, what we're going to do is instead of you hooking me up with deals and making sure the regulations get killed and all this stuff, instead, what I'm going to do is I'm going to put a billion dollars into this fucking Trump coin or this Gillis coin, excuse me.
01:30:33.000And then we're going to have a bunch of other people throw a little bit of money in there, but the whole evaluation is going to be very high.
01:30:40.000So, there's going to be a few morons that are like gamblers that want to get in and try to sell, which definitely people are going to be.
01:34:53.000That's a good name for you, the Voodoo Ranger.
01:34:56.000Me and Fitzsimmons walked into the comedy store one night, and there was this lady on stage that had a short leather miniskirt, high heels, great legs, big tits.
01:53:16.000So, whatever the spin is about Tyler Robinson, there's some bullshit to it.
01:53:21.000I don't know how much of it is bullshit, but there's some bullshit.
01:53:25.000And one of the more recent bullshits is.
01:53:27.000They found a photo that they were saying was Tyler Robinson, but then people noticed that the, because he's real thin, people noticed that the cars in the background, the proportions were distorted.
01:53:36.000And then they realized that what they had done was taken a guy who's like much wider than Tyler Robinson and shrunken the perspective.
01:55:40.000Well, O'Neill says he did it, but a lot of the guys that were connected to people that were on that mission say he was one of the people that shot bin Laden, but he probably shot a guy who was already dead.
02:00:40.000Here's a crazy one that went, I can talk about it now because it went away.
02:00:43.000Yeah, but there was a point in time where I was doing interviews with fighters after their fights, and they said, I want to thank Marshall Rogan coin, and the coin was my dog's face.
02:01:38.000But the point is, the fighters were legitimately getting paid because every time they would win, they would talk about Marshall Rogan coin.
02:01:45.000And then, assumedly, some people that were interested in crypto would buy it.
02:07:01.000Some of his training, he would put his books, all the books that he needed to read, he'd put them in a backpack and just run the stairs at the university and then go back to the library.
02:08:11.000We used to go to UFCs in Vegas and you check into MGM and you're like, why are there a Thousand Koreans here, and there'd be some K pop band that you've never heard of.
02:10:25.000USAID, the Agency for International Development, is well known to have been funding about a bunch of radical anti government rappers overseas.
02:11:15.000I was going to say, I did a lot of good stuff.
02:11:16.000You've gotten so big that all of your opinions will be debunked.
02:11:22.000Your opinions, when you say something, when you go, this is what happened, literally the first article will come up, and instead of naming you, it'll be like, that's wrong.
02:38:21.000And then he goes, And then I got the whole story.
02:38:26.000He got a little lit, hit on a regular guy.
02:38:29.000That guy would be in the back when there was a new 21 year old door guy who was on stage.
02:38:32.000He would just be in the back going, like, to me, that was like the first time that I ever felt like a woman because I could kill the guy.
02:38:42.000So there was a thing, but it was also like the thing about a man being aggressive sexually towards you where you didn't, there was like, there's not a chance you're going to convince me that I don't want to go upstairs with you.
02:43:17.000I think it's a Joe List story where he tried to get paid, and the guy just put a gun on the table, and he's like, all right, I'll see you later.
02:43:23.000I had a guy who I worked for who didn't pay me, and then when he did pay me, he was a mob guy.
02:43:30.000And when he did pay me, he paid me quite a bit less.
02:49:21.000So everyone has to be Anglo, I guess, from England?
02:49:23.000Like, what is the criteria to not get beat up?
02:49:27.000It was the thing, it was like people that were coming from these Latin countries people that were coming from Mexico, coming from Puerto Rico, people that were coming from Italy, you know, the countries that were initially Latin countries, brown people.
02:54:03.000So he took the world by storm because he went out to the middle of the battlefield and did the thing where he goes on the side of the horse?
02:54:53.000And it was something that they looked Forward to like romantically because the way their grandparents talked about it and their fathers talked about it.
02:54:59.000When people talked about war back then, it was a responsibility, a duty.
02:57:28.000And, you know, you find out that the homeless people that are running the nonprofits in LA, like somebody just sent me, like, Here, I'll send it to you, Jamie.
02:57:35.000I got to get that Marshall Rogan coin.
02:57:36.000It's so crazy when you look at the amount of money that is being paid to the people that run the homeless divisions.
02:58:20.000But if you knew, if you were a person that had a lot of money and you knew that if you paid more taxes, it was going to go to make everybody feel better, the world would be better, the education would be better, people would have food, you would have free health care, schools would have nutritious meals.
02:58:36.000LA shelter provider has paid CEO who lives in Hawaii $1.6 million in salary and vacation over two years.
03:16:33.000But yeah, it was hard wrangling them to be like, Because I was the one that was like, We should probably do stand up tonight, right, fellas?
03:20:51.000And then, you know, when you're on stage and you get in that rhythm and you just do your act because it's all you know, I just did my act and I did everything they said not to do and it was fine.
03:35:02.000It was the most accurate depiction of what it was like for these fucking crazy settlers on wagons to try to make it through Indian country.
03:35:09.000They were all Danish and shit and trying their best to settle.
03:43:52.000The semen warriors of Papua New Guinea would take a child when they were six years old, and he would have an anal father, and they would be literally removed from their parents.
03:44:03.000And they thought that in order for a man to grow strong, he had to consume semen, either in his mouth or his anus.
03:44:13.000From the time they were six, these warriors were taken away from their family, and they were brought to a man, and that man would fuck them in the ass and fuck them in the mouth, and they would do the same to a young boy that came up.
03:44:25.000Can you just come on the table and look at him?
03:44:26.000And the only thing that stopped them was Christian missionaries.
03:45:16.000Athenaus of Naucratus also records in the sacred band as being composed of lovers and their favorite, thus indicating the dignity of the god Eros.
03:46:38.000I just asked if the Spartan army was gay.
03:46:41.000Not in the modern sense of uniformly gay army.
03:46:46.000Ancient Spartans did not use sexual orientation categories like gay, straight, and Spartan men were generally expected to marry women and produce citizen children, same sex desire, and age structured male relationships.
03:52:17.000Because they're like, all the Chinese people just want, and that's a billion people, they just want to say, I have a Cuban.
03:52:22.000They want to eat tiger dick tea and smoke a Cuban cigar.
03:52:27.000There was a restaurant in China where you could go and they had like a quarterly or semi annually thing where you can go and you could have like all endangered species.
03:52:56.000Dude, there's no way they weren't eating people.
03:52:58.000Not everybody has a thing about fucking kids.
03:53:00.000There's anything they wanted with those.
03:53:03.000Yeah, the most, if you get to a certain level of wealth and the most forbidden thing is probably like the sacrifice of a child, for sure that's happened.
03:54:44.000They come out holding a monkey down and fucking is crazy.
03:54:48.000The idea that somebody fucked a monkey.
03:54:50.000Vergin sacrifice actually is far more common as a mythic and literary motif than as a well documented historical ritual.
03:54:59.000Actual human sacrifice occurred in some ancient societies, but evidence that victims specifically were chosen for sexually virginity is generally sparse and often uncertain.
03:55:11.000But yeah, it's because people probably don't talk about it, too.
03:56:04.000How many people died in the Spanish Inquisition?
03:56:06.000His name was Diaz, and he came over, like, he was a historical chronicler, and he documented what the Spanish did when they came over here.
03:56:18.000And one of the things that he did is he came over in the early days, because the Spanish, when they first arrived, were trying to figure out what the fuck was going on with the Aztecs.
04:00:54.000And there's a real scene where he gets, where Tom Cruise, Barry Seals, Tom Cruise playing Barry Seals gets arrested and Bill Clinton gets him out of jail.
04:08:54.000Well, and then you feel like, with the whole Luigi thing, like when you find out about how many people that have real legitimate claims and get denied because the insurance companies just want to fuck you.
04:10:23.000He wanted to retire from president and go, I'm just going to go risk my life.
04:10:25.000But I think it was Teddy who did the, he called it the Square Deal, which is kind of what we're approaching, which he broke up all the guys who were making all the money, the 1%, basically.
04:10:49.000Where somebody's willing to abuse their executive power to shut down whatever the fuck we're doing right now.
04:10:55.000But the thing is, don't you think that big business and corporations and super PACs and all these different things have gotten so deeply entwined in politics that if a guy ever tried to do anything remotely like that, they'd kill him?
04:17:07.000But the problem is, they've made so much money doing it.
04:17:10.000And there's so much money now that these corporations are holding that they have so much influence over politicians.
04:17:16.000It's really an extraordinary time where these tech oligarchs are really in control of a giant chunk of the narrative that shapes society, shapes our economy, shapes our social systems, shapes everything.
04:17:29.000There's so much going on right now that it's being manipulated by just a small amount of people.
04:17:35.000It's kind of fucking nuts, and nobody saw it coming.
04:17:38.000They make comedians turn into other comedians so they could sell everybody's Snickers.
04:21:18.000During the Reagan administration, that's when homeless people really started becoming a thing because they changed the whole distinction with mental institutions.
04:23:38.000My buddies, I was like, Wait till you see how nice this is.
04:23:40.000And we landed, and there's 10 homeless guys chasing us, right?
04:23:44.000And then you got to bring them young, and it's like utopia that campus, yeah.
04:23:48.000The Mormons, yeah, the Mormons don't fuck around, homeless, yeah, but yeah, I don't know why no one's talking about that in politics, homelessness, homelessness and yeah.