The Joe Rogan Experience - September 29, 2026


Joe Rogan Experience #2559 - Sam Morril

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Joe Rogan Experience #2558 - Tyler Engle

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2 hours and 47 minutes

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206.25

Word count

34,444

Sentence count

4,149

Harmful content

Misogyny

197

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Toxicity

1,144

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Hate speech

170

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Transcript

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00:00:02.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:10.000 Sammy boy, Sammy boy.
00:00:15.000 What's up, dude?
00:00:16.000 Good to see you, brother.
00:00:17.000 What's happening?
00:00:18.000 It's been a while.
00:00:18.000 It's good to see you, Joe.
00:00:19.000 It's been a couple years, like we were saying.
00:00:21.000 Yeah, man.
00:00:23.000 It might.
00:00:24.000 Was the club even open?
00:00:25.000 Yeah.
00:00:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:00:27.000 Definitely.
00:00:27.000 Definitely.
00:00:28.000 Yeah.
00:00:29.000 Yeah, so it's been like a year and a half, something like that.
00:00:32.000 Something like that.
00:00:33.000 Yeah, it's good to be here.
00:00:33.000 Huh.
00:00:34.000 You rolling in on the road, just constantly out there?
00:00:37.000 I was in Europe for two and a half weeks doing gigs.
00:00:41.000 And then they were like, oh, we want to drop your special second half of September. 0.99
00:00:46.000 I was like, fuck. 0.99
00:00:47.000 All right. 1.00
00:00:48.000 So I just had to stay on the road.
00:00:53.000 So, yeah.
00:00:54.000 What is it like in Europe being American?
00:00:56.000 They look at you with a side eye?
00:00:57.000 It was weirder last year because I was single last year.
00:01:00.000 I was with my friend who was single, and he thought he was cool going up to girls in Berlin.
00:01:04.000 He's like, I'm from America. 1.00
00:01:05.000 And they're like, fuck you. 1.00
00:01:06.000 I was like, yeah, I went open with it. 1.00
00:01:09.000 I was like, let's say you're from Winnipeg or something.
00:01:11.000 But North America.
00:01:13.000 North America, yeah.
00:01:14.000 Don't be specific.
00:01:14.000 I'm like, if you want to get laid, say North America.
00:01:16.000 But yeah, you know, it's interesting.
00:01:19.000 Everyone responds differently.
00:01:20.000 But I will say, I was in Copenhagen at the end and they're selling, like, you're seeing the merch on the street and it's like little Trump holding like a rattle.
00:01:28.000 He's a baby.
00:01:29.000 And it says, I want Greenland.
00:01:31.000 They're selling that on the street.
00:01:33.000 So yeah, yeah, they don't like us.
00:01:35.000 Yeah, Ron White was in Switzerland.
00:01:36.000 He said they.
00:01:37.000 There's like an open hostility.
00:01:39.000 Yeah, it's tough.
00:01:40.000 It's a bummer.
00:01:42.000 But the crowds are good.
00:01:43.000 The crowds are great. 0.98
00:01:44.000 Yeah, I mean, it was like I was in like, I went everywhere from like Lisbon to fucking Croatia. 0.90
00:01:52.000 I was in Zagreb. 0.89
00:01:53.000 It's amazing.
00:01:54.000 Yeah.
00:01:55.000 How good is their English over there?
00:01:56.000 Great.
00:01:57.000 They love comedy. 1.00
00:01:58.000 It's like the Balkans. 0.95
00:01:59.000 They like people who are just in wars love to laugh. 0.99
00:02:03.000 If you were in a civil war recently, they'll fucking laugh. 0.97
00:02:07.000 And then, yeah, they were great. 0.99
00:02:09.000 And, yeah.
00:02:10.000 Yeah, I've been to Sweden.
00:02:11.000 I've done that before, but they were great.
00:02:13.000 I did Sweden once.
00:02:14.000 Sweden is interesting.
00:02:16.000 Like, Europe is interesting.
00:02:16.000 They laugh really hard, then they stop.
00:02:18.000 And they laugh really hard, then they stop.
00:02:20.000 You don't get, like, you know what I'm saying?
00:02:21.000 Dude, Milan is like, I'll do three pedo jokes, and then they all applaud.
00:02:25.000 And I'm like, what is this, Carson in the 80s?
00:02:27.000 Like, what the hell am I on?
00:02:28.000 But yeah, Milan is like that.
00:02:30.000 And they laugh hard to get energy.
00:02:32.000 Like, you have to adjust your expectations.
00:02:34.000 Yeah, it doesn't sustain.
00:02:36.000 Culturally, it's different.
00:02:37.000 Like, I went over there with Hinchcliffe, and he was like, I can't get them.
00:02:40.000 I go, you're getting laughs.
00:02:42.000 And he goes, yeah, but then it stops.
00:02:44.000 It's a different thing.
00:02:45.000 You're in a different culture.
00:02:46.000 They probably have to process the language, first of all.
00:02:48.000 It's weird.
00:02:49.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:02:49.000 And then, yes, Stockholm, the women are like the hottest women I've ever seen in my life. 0.97
00:02:54.000 Yeah, all those Nordic women. 0.99
00:02:56.000 It's like. 1.00
00:02:56.000 The Vikings did well. 1.00
00:02:57.000 They did.
00:02:58.000 We don't talk about the good of pillaging, but there were some positives to the.
00:02:58.000 Yeah.
00:03:03.000 Giant, handsome men and beautiful women. 0.73
00:03:05.000 It works. 0.52
00:03:07.000 It just works.
00:03:08.000 It's terrible initially.
00:03:10.000 Yeah.
00:03:11.000 But then a couple hundred years later, you're like, not bad.
00:03:13.000 Not bad.
00:03:13.000 And peaceful somehow or another.
00:03:15.000 Like, one of the most peaceful places, which is weird.
00:03:18.000 Yeah, it is, right?
00:03:19.000 If you're neutral, it's easy to be peaceful. 0.96
00:03:21.000 When was the last time you heard about Iceland going and fucking people up? 0.87
00:03:23.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:03:24.000 Did you go over there? 1.00
00:03:25.000 Those are like the biggest, strongest fucking people in the world. 0.99
00:03:27.000 They're like all the strongmen guys. 0.99
00:03:29.000 Finland held off the Nazis.
00:03:30.000 Right. 1.00
00:03:31.000 Finland was like, fuck you. 1.00
00:03:32.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:03:33.000 Or they held off Stalin, too. 1.00
00:03:35.000 They were like, Hitler was watching Stalin, like, oh, the Russians aren't that tough.
00:03:35.000 Yeah.
00:03:40.000 Because Stalin couldn't take down Finland.
00:03:42.000 Also, I only think they've been a country for like 200 years.
00:03:46.000 Yeah.
00:03:47.000 Like, how long has Finland been around?
00:03:48.000 I think it was like.
00:03:50.000 I don't know. 0.98
00:03:50.000 Is it 1812 or some shit? 0.98
00:03:53.000 Yeah, well, they're tough motherfuckers over there. 1.00
00:03:55.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:03:56.000 The dudes are huge, the women are gorgeous. 1.00
00:04:00.000 I was starting fights with my girlfriend because I was mad at how hot the women were. 1.00
00:04:04.000 I was just angry at her for existing. 1.00
00:04:06.000 I was like, I'm fucking. 0.99
00:04:07.000 I was like, look, if you want to go on a two and a half day break, that's fine. 0.99
00:04:11.000 I'll do it. 1.00
00:04:12.000 No, the women were so hot that it's.
00:04:14.000 It's just weird that these warlike cultures settled down and became some of the most amicable, peaceful.
00:04:23.000 Just even the way they distribute wealth.
00:04:26.000 They have these incredible healthcare programs and education.
00:04:29.000 And it's like, you were the Vikings.
00:04:31.000 How did this happen? 0.99
00:04:33.000 Yeah, I mean, Sweden just must be nice to just be neutral when shit's going down, too. 0.99
00:04:37.000 Oh, yeah, except for the banks. 0.98
00:04:39.000 Yeah.
00:04:40.000 That's true.
00:04:40.000 Banks aren't very neutral.
00:04:41.000 That's true.
00:04:42.000 I think that's one of the reasons why they're allowed to be neutral.
00:04:44.000 True.
00:04:45.000 Yeah, that helps you be neutral.
00:04:46.000 Give me the loot.
00:04:48.000 But, yeah, but then Poland and Finland, like, they're on guard. 0.99
00:04:53.000 They're like, in case Russia does some shit, like, let's stay fucking ready. 0.98
00:04:56.000 Yeah, it's wild that you have to actually think about that in 2026. 0.99
00:05:00.000 Yeah.
00:05:01.000 That Russia might actually invade Poland.
00:05:04.000 Well, yeah, didn't I think just a missile just hit a train going from Warsaw to Kiev?
00:05:11.000 Great.
00:05:11.000 I think.
00:05:12.000 It's good times.
00:05:12.000 Fun.
00:05:13.000 Good times.
00:05:14.000 Good times.
00:05:15.000 But the crowds are great.
00:05:16.000 That's the important thing.
00:05:17.000 The crowds are very good.
00:05:18.000 They were very welcoming.
00:05:20.000 When you develop a special, do you mostly do it in the city until you get your hour down and then go on the road?
00:05:26.000 Or do you just like constantly go on the road?
00:05:28.000 How do you do it?
00:05:29.000 A little bit of both.
00:05:30.000 I'm on the road now with maybe like a new 25, 30 ish right now, and I'll cheat and do a little from the special, but like, Yeah, it's a miserable.
00:05:39.000 I never enjoy when a special comes out.
00:05:40.000 I'm miserable.
00:05:41.000 It's scary.
00:05:42.000 I can't enjoy it.
00:05:44.000 The second it tapes, I'm just like sad for like five months because I'm at the cellar.
00:05:49.000 I'm following some young gun who's crushing and excellent and has their killer 15, and I'm just getting buried. 0.94
00:05:56.000 And I'm doing new shit that I'm like, I get off stage. 1.00
00:05:58.000 I'm like, I should kill myself. 1.00
00:05:59.000 I should quit comedy. 0.62
00:06:01.000 And then slowly it gets to a point where it's respectable and you can tape again at some point.
00:06:06.000 You know what's really good for.
00:06:08.000 After post special, like I know a lot of guys are doing this at our club, is just doing that bottom of the barrel show, Brian Simpson show.
00:06:16.000 We have one of those in New York, Wilson Vince host at the Comedy Celebrity.
00:06:18.000 Beautiful.
00:06:19.000 Yeah.
00:06:19.000 Any kind of show like that.
00:06:20.000 I mean, they used to be. 0.98
00:06:21.000 Although I hate when comics do old shit on it. 0.98
00:06:24.000 I get really annoyed. 0.99
00:06:24.000 Yeah, that's right. 0.99
00:06:25.000 I'm like, I saw that on Fallon.
00:06:27.000 I've seen that bit before.
00:06:27.000 I saw that bit.
00:06:29.000 The wheel, there was one that they used to do at the creek, which was a wheel.
00:06:33.000 So, like, the audience would write stuff down, you would put it on a wheel, and you spin the wheel, and then it would land on something.
00:06:37.000 Like a suggestion.
00:06:38.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:39.000 I love that.
00:06:39.000 That was a good idea.
00:06:40.000 And then they have stand up on the spot in New York, or in LA, rather.
00:06:44.000 But that one, you yell.
00:06:45.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:06:45.000 You just yell shit out, and that gets a little chaotic. 0.99
00:06:49.000 Yeah, it's a lot, but it's fun. 0.99
00:06:51.000 And you build stuff, and the bar is lowered because they know it's off the cuff.
00:06:54.000 But that's the problem.
00:06:55.000 You think you riff the brilliant thing, and then you try it with the other stuff, and you're like, it's not that good.
00:07:00.000 But that's like crowd work, right?
00:07:01.000 Exactly.
00:07:01.000 Yeah.
00:07:02.000 Like crowd work seems amazing in the moment because people are like, he just thought that up.
00:07:05.000 Yeah.
00:07:06.000 But then you try to convert that into an actual bit, and they're like, that's not.
00:07:09.000 Yeah.
00:07:10.000 My where you're from chunk isn't hitting at all. 0.90
00:07:11.000 What the hell?
00:07:12.000 Yeah. 0.90
00:07:13.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:15.000 What about that lesbian bar? 0.76
00:07:16.000 Do you know about it, folks? 0.99
00:07:18.000 Yeah.
00:07:20.000 No, it's a tough experience, but then also, like, the crowds are sophisticated enough that they know the deal now.
00:07:20.000 Yeah, dude.
00:07:29.000 They know that you're building towards something.
00:07:32.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:07:33.000 Especially good comedy crowds that go to see comedy all the time.
00:07:36.000 They know exactly what's going on. 0.99
00:07:38.000 You're working on new shit. 1.00
00:07:39.000 I mean, some people have new shit nights where they just do new shit. 1.00
00:07:39.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:43.000 That's great, too.
00:07:44.000 But then you're going to go and see some half baked comedy.
00:07:46.000 I'd rather just mix it all in.
00:07:49.000 And you have to put it against the old stuff.
00:07:52.000 I mean, I remember Louis would always say he's opening on his closer from the last special, and you're just like, I'm like, that's a great idea until you have to follow your closer. 0.99
00:07:59.000 But man, are you measuring the new shit? 0.98
00:08:01.000 It's the only way to make it. 0.98
00:08:02.000 I mean, his strategy of doing that is brilliant because it's really the only way to get that other stuff up to the same speed.
00:08:09.000 Otherwise, you'll get complacent and you'll keep doing a bit the same way.
00:08:09.000 Totally.
00:08:13.000 Yeah, it's tough.
00:08:13.000 And also, you just have to just keep doing sets because you start to hate yourself if you're telling the same joke and you're not adding a tag or you're not.
00:08:22.000 The self hatred keeps bubbling up.
00:08:24.000 I just did like seven hours this week.
00:08:26.000 I did one in LA and then I did six in San Diego because I'm like, I just have to keep talking.
00:08:30.000 Until I hate myself to make this joke better.
00:08:33.000 That's literally the only way I can do it.
00:08:35.000 So I'll do a smaller room and I'll just keep adding shows until I can, until I'm like, okay, I went from like here to here.
00:08:43.000 I was talking to Dan Soder about this the other day.
00:08:44.000 You go from like 22 to then 25 minutes, then you're down to 17, then you're up to 20, then you're down to 12.
00:08:50.000 You just keep, but you know.
00:08:52.000 It's kind of fun though that we all have the same process.
00:08:54.000 It's fun.
00:08:55.000 It's all kind of fun.
00:08:56.000 We at least share it with each other because like, you know, I was like, oh, I'm up to like 52 minutes.
00:09:00.000 Back to 43.
00:09:00.000 And I'm like, no.
00:09:02.000 Right.
00:09:02.000 I cut this out.
00:09:03.000 I don't like this anymore.
00:09:04.000 And that one just phased out.
00:09:06.000 Or I got a new bit that took the place of that.
00:09:09.000 I like it better.
00:09:10.000 And it doesn't make sense to bring that back.
00:09:12.000 I have bits that are like orphans.
00:09:13.000 Like I have a folder called Orphans.
00:09:16.000 And it's just bits that never made it anywhere.
00:09:16.000 Yes.
00:09:19.000 I liked them at one point in time.
00:09:20.000 That'd be a good name for an album.
00:09:22.000 Like a B-sides album, just your orphans.
00:09:25.000 I kind of would actually like to hear that.
00:09:26.000 It's like when you hear a comic, I'll see Fahim will do that sometimes.
00:09:29.000 He'll just post a bit that he's never going to use.
00:09:32.000 But it's like, oh, but there's something here.
00:09:34.000 It's like a throwaway, you know?
00:09:36.000 Yeah.
00:09:36.000 Yeah.
00:09:37.000 But I kind of like that.
00:09:38.000 Are you a guy who writes on paper or do you write on a notebook? 0.99
00:09:41.000 Dude, I fucking do it. 0.98
00:09:42.000 I do all the, hold on. 0.99
00:09:44.000 Yeah, I do all the little notes everywhere.
00:09:46.000 You're like a Mark Norman type character almost.
00:09:48.000 I do all kinds of notes and I just, yeah, I have to handwrite it.
00:09:53.000 Really?
00:09:54.000 Yeah, because I'll remember it.
00:09:55.000 I don't remember.
00:09:56.000 I type it too for like a backlog, but yeah, I don't, I have to write everything down.
00:10:01.000 It is a weird thing that somehow or another writing things down with your hand is.
00:10:01.000 But I won't remember.
00:10:06.000 It syncs up with your brain better.
00:10:08.000 I don't understand why.
00:10:08.000 Yeah.
00:10:09.000 Doesn't make sense, but it's real.
00:10:11.000 Maybe because it's like, and this is a guess, I don't know, but maybe because when you were like learning to write, you just, you're like reading along maybe in your brain.
00:10:19.000 It's like a six year old or something.
00:10:21.000 Maybe.
00:10:21.000 Because I wasn't typing at six.
00:10:23.000 I think it's because it takes longer to write.
00:10:25.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
00:10:27.000 I think there's something about it gets imprinted in your brain better because you're physically writing the characters down with your hand, first of all, so that you have to go through all those steps in your mind N, A, B, T. You know, you have to put them all down.
00:10:39.000 And then once you've done that, then it takes longer to write it than it does to think about it.
00:10:44.000 So it's just like, it's just more burned in.
00:10:47.000 Totally.
00:10:48.000 Yeah. 0.93
00:10:48.000 No, I think also you just look like a douchebag if you're reading off your phone on stage too much. 0.93
00:10:53.000 So you have to just have a notepad.
00:10:54.000 You look like you actually put more work and thought into it.
00:10:57.000 Yeah.
00:10:57.000 If you're just reading your new jokes off a phone, people get upset at you.
00:10:57.000 Right.
00:11:00.000 But if you're reading them off a pad, like, oh, he's an artist.
00:11:03.000 And there's also like an old school thing where you're just like, I don't know, like it just feels like this type of pad is right.
00:11:11.000 I don't know why.
00:11:12.000 It just.
00:11:12.000 I like these types of pads.
00:11:14.000 Like legal pads?
00:11:15.000 I like the yellow ones even better, but I like, I just something about it.
00:11:15.000 Yeah.
00:11:18.000 Like you rip it out.
00:11:19.000 I don't know.
00:11:20.000 Yeah.
00:11:21.000 It feels like an actual job.
00:11:22.000 Yeah, like you're working.
00:11:23.000 Yeah.
00:11:23.000 Yeah.
00:11:24.000 Are you a sober writer or do you get fucked up when you write? 0.98
00:11:28.000 I like to write sober, but like, yeah, I mean, I think you get your stories drunk and you write sober, you know? 0.98
00:11:34.000 So I'll go out and I like going on adventures.
00:11:36.000 I romanticize drunken nights.
00:11:38.000 Even in this special, it's like I have so many dumb drunken night stories still because it's like, Sometimes I'm like feeling blocked. 0.99
00:11:44.000 I'm like, I should go out on a fucking adventure. 0.95
00:11:46.000 And sometimes nothing happens, but sometimes you're like, that's a bit. 0.99
00:11:48.000 That's something.
00:11:49.000 Yeah.
00:11:50.000 You just let the night.
00:11:51.000 I like stuff where you're at the mercy of the night and you don't really have control.
00:11:55.000 Like, I love that movie After Hours by Scorsese, where he's just like basically in chaos for a whole night.
00:12:01.000 I romanticized.
00:12:02.000 Who was in that movie?
00:12:02.000 Griffin Dunn.
00:12:04.000 I don't think I saw that.
00:12:05.000 It's just like an all night movie.
00:12:05.000 It's great.
00:12:07.000 It's like The Odyssey, but a guy in Tribeca in the 80s stuck all night. 0.96
00:12:12.000 And it's fucking hilarious. 0.94
00:12:14.000 It's a comedy. 0.99
00:12:15.000 It's really funny.
00:12:16.000 But the idea that you're stuck out all night, and I don't know.
00:12:22.000 I like.
00:12:23.000 I still like an adventure every once in a while.
00:12:26.000 You don't have kids yet?
00:12:27.000 That's why I can get away with it probably.
00:12:27.000 I don't.
00:12:29.000 Yeah, you're a bad dad if you're doing that.
00:12:29.000 Yeah.
00:12:29.000 That's it.
00:12:31.000 Yeah, once you have kids, you're like, I don't want to take this because I could die.
00:12:34.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:35.000 I don't do drugs.
00:12:36.000 It's really mostly just alcohol.
00:12:37.000 Well, that's good.
00:12:39.000 But every now and then, someone will give you a drink, and it's not really a drink.
00:12:42.000 You got to be careful.
00:12:43.000 Yeah.
00:12:44.000 No, I'll go myself.
00:12:45.000 I'm not taking strangers' drinks.
00:12:47.000 That sounds like a bad idea.
00:12:48.000 Before.
00:12:49.000 Really?
00:12:50.000 Not in a long time, but I've done that in the past.
00:12:51.000 I'm like, this is probably a bad idea.
00:12:54.000 Did you have something in it?
00:12:55.000 No.
00:12:55.000 No, no.
00:12:56.000 I got roofied in college from that.
00:12:57.000 Did you?
00:12:57.000 Yeah, I was meant for.
00:12:58.000 I was clearly a frat guy meant for a girl.
00:13:00.000 And I was like, I'll take it. 1.00
00:13:02.000 And he was just like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:13:03.000 And I drank it. 1.00
00:13:03.000 And I. That's all I remember. 1.00
00:13:05.000 How'd you wake up?
00:13:06.000 I was in the dorm, but I was like, what the. 0.93
00:13:09.000 And another guy I was with got roofied, too, because he left me a voicemail that made no fucking sense.
00:13:13.000 But we saved some woman, I think. 0.92
00:13:13.000 That is. 0.92
00:13:16.000 Hopefully.
00:13:16.000 Hopefully.
00:13:17.000 That's some truly evil shit. 1.00
00:13:20.000 Yeah, I mean, you're fucking. 1.00
00:13:21.000 That's some truly, truly. 1.00
00:13:23.000 As bad as it gets.
00:13:24.000 That's.
00:13:24.000 Yeah.
00:13:25.000 That's some.
00:13:26.000 And it's horrific.
00:13:27.000 How prevalent it is.
00:13:29.000 Like, how many girls will tell you they've been drugged?
00:13:30.000 Dude, it was a thing, too, when I was in school.
00:13:32.000 It was a thing they would just say, Don't go to that frat house, stay roofy. 0.93
00:13:35.000 Like, you would just say it casually, which I sure as fuck hope times have changed that that's not a thing anymore. 0.86
00:13:40.000 But back then, that was just a thing you said, Don't go to Pike, they roofy, or whatever. 0.93
00:13:43.000 So scary, dude. 0.84
00:13:44.000 Crazy.
00:13:46.000 Just so weird that someone was willing to do that. 1.00
00:13:49.000 I don't like Greek life. 1.00
00:13:50.000 I don't like that culture. 1.00
00:13:51.000 I don't like it.
00:13:53.000 The idea that you're bonding with someone because they're, like, torturing you.
00:13:56.000 It never did it for me.
00:13:58.000 I don't, I'm not against hazing.
00:13:59.000 Like, in comedy, I like that people, Trash me and stuff.
00:14:02.000 That's a different kind of hazing, though.
00:14:02.000 I love that.
00:14:04.000 You don't have to shit in a diaper and fucking drink five gallons of water in three minutes. 1.00
00:14:09.000 How does that prove that we're friends? 1.00
00:14:10.000 That I shit in a diaper for you? 1.00
00:14:11.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:12.000 Wisconsin frat leaders arrested after 30 pledges found in filthy basement, injured and covered in condiments.
00:14:19.000 And other things they said.
00:14:21.000 Condiments is all they really talked about in the news.
00:14:23.000 Condiments.
00:14:24.000 Like other sauces or, you know, I don't know.
00:14:27.000 Prove you're my brother.
00:14:29.000 And it was very hot down there, they said, too.
00:14:31.000 What?
00:14:32.000 Just for what? 1.00
00:14:33.000 So you can hang out with these assholes? 1.00
00:14:35.000 I never looked at them like I want to hang out with these. 1.00
00:14:35.000 That's the thing. 1.00
00:14:37.000 I remember leaving. 0.97
00:14:38.000 I thought they were going to beat the shit out of me, too. 0.99
00:14:42.000 Like, this is how they lived? 0.99
00:14:43.000 They were just stuck.
00:14:44.000 I remember being hazed, trying to get in the frat or something, some incident.
00:14:49.000 I mean, for what?
00:14:50.000 Go to cool parties.
00:14:51.000 I'm sure there's some good ones out there, but it's not for me.
00:14:55.000 I just.
00:14:56.000 I mean, maybe if I got in, I would get it.
00:14:58.000 I never tried.
00:14:59.000 No.
00:15:00.000 My college days were a complete waste of time.
00:15:03.000 I went to college just so I wouldn't.
00:15:05.000 Have to tell people I wasn't going to college.
00:15:07.000 Yeah.
00:15:08.000 I think that's that at that time, that's how you had to do it.
00:15:11.000 But I think now it's a lot of people are self educated and you learn stuff and it's such a waste of money.
00:15:17.000 It's like, you know.
00:15:18.000 Well, you can, if you are disciplined enough, you can get a full university education online.
00:15:23.000 One of the most successful people I know, the schools were too slow for him and he just did all the courses he would have taken at like four speed and dropped out in one semester and he became insanely rich on his own.
00:15:37.000 He was like, I got this.
00:15:38.000 Which is unbelievable.
00:15:39.000 What does he do?
00:15:40.000 He's a tech guy, but he just made a shitload of money.
00:15:43.000 Thank God for vaccines.
00:15:44.000 If it wasn't for autism, where would that guy be? 1.00
00:15:47.000 I mean, he is a fucking gifted guy. 1.00
00:15:53.000 It is one part of your brain that just. 1.00
00:15:56.000 Yeah.
00:15:57.000 I mean, I think some of it's genetic, but I think there are some people where something happens and then all of a sudden they're just way smarter. 0.94
00:16:04.000 You've heard of like injury savants, like people get hit in the head and all of a sudden they could speak Chinese. 0.94
00:16:10.000 Have you ever heard of that? 1.00
00:16:11.000 Well, they think it's Chinese.
00:16:12.000 It's not Chinese.
00:16:15.000 But there are some people that have gotten hit in the head and all of a sudden they could do complex math. 0.92
00:16:20.000 Or they get hit in the head and they're just changed.
00:16:22.000 I knew a guy like that where he was just, I only knew him after the hit, and they were like, he used to be a different dude.
00:16:28.000 Oh, it's 100% real.
00:16:29.000 I've seen that.
00:16:30.000 I've seen that with many people. 1.00
00:16:31.000 Damn. 0.99
00:16:32.000 Many people. 1.00
00:16:33.000 Foreign accent syndrome. 0.99
00:16:34.000 Oh, it's accent.
00:16:36.000 Rare medical condition where a person suddenly speaks with a pattern that sounds like a foreign accent, even though they have never visited or lived in that region. 0.90
00:16:43.000 I think that's just crazy people.
00:16:46.000 I don't think that's like an injury, but there's injuries.
00:16:50.000 The mysterious condition that changes people's accents.
00:16:53.000 I love how it's a condition. 0.98
00:16:55.000 Maybe someone's just fucking completely insane and just pretending. 0.98
00:17:01.000 28th of April, I'll never forget that day. 0.97
00:17:03.000 I was just singing as I do, and all of a sudden, all these voices and sounds were coming out of my mouth that's not my own.
00:17:10.000 And I'm like, hang on a second, am I dreaming about this?
00:17:16.000 Angie has now been diagnosed with a condition.
00:17:19.000 Sure, last one.
00:17:20.000 Nine years ago, 60 Minutes met some of them, including British woman Sarah Colwell.
00:17:25.000 Whose accent changed following a severe migraine.
00:17:28.000 I said, No, you sound like you could work at a Chinese restaurant.
00:17:31.000 I could work in the late 90s.
00:17:35.000 Oh, no. 1.00
00:17:35.000 This lady's crazy. 1.00
00:17:37.000 She's pulling a fast one. 1.00
00:17:38.000 Yeah, 100%. 0.54
00:17:39.000 Does any white guy who just starts talking black from that, you think?
00:17:42.000 Sure, 100%. 0.99
00:17:43.000 Must be.
00:17:43.000 It's from a head injury.
00:17:44.000 Just one head injury with a rap music on.
00:17:47.000 I mean, that, you can talk normal, lady.
00:17:47.000 Yeah.
00:17:51.000 You're choosing to do that. 0.99
00:17:52.000 There's no fucking way. 1.00
00:17:53.000 Like, that comes from speaking a different language. 1.00
00:17:58.000 They're like, whoa.
00:17:58.000 Yeah.
00:17:59.000 I got one of these.
00:17:59.000 She's like, hold on.
00:18:00.000 What, Jamie? 1.00
00:18:01.000 What do you think her accent's going to be as a new lady here? 1.00
00:18:03.000 German. 1.00
00:18:04.000 Eastern European accent after starting new epilepsy medication.
00:18:08.000 New epilepsy medication? 0.79
00:18:09.000 Yes, okay.
00:18:10.000 I speak a foreign accent, so it makes sense.
00:18:13.000 But for goodness sake, what is foreign accent syndrome? 0.99
00:18:17.000 28 year old Angie is the greatest.
00:18:19.000 What is it?
00:18:20.000 You have something.
00:18:21.000 Yeah.
00:18:22.000 What happened to her? 1.00
00:18:23.000 She developed her Irish accent 10 days after having her tonsils removed. 0.94
00:18:27.000 Whether this is the cause.
00:18:29.000 We'll never know.
00:18:31.000 Well, we'll never know.
00:18:32.000 It's a standard for syllogism here.
00:18:33.000 She has located my voice to a different country without a visa.
00:18:37.000 Well, that didn't sound Irish.
00:18:39.000 She sounded normal. 0.99
00:18:40.000 Yeah, maybe it's temporary.
00:18:42.000 You know, some people also like they lose feeling in their face for like a half.
00:18:42.000 Maybe they're faking it.
00:18:46.000 Maybe it's just like a half a day that happens. 0.97
00:18:48.000 It just doesn't make sense because the whole reason why people talk without accents is because they're used to speaking in Chinese.
00:18:53.000 Chinese has completely different sounds to the words, and it's difficult to transition to English words.
00:19:00.000 Yeah, I've never seen or heard of this. 0.95
00:19:03.000 This is wild. 1.00
00:19:03.000 You're a crazy person. 1.00
00:19:05.000 Almost 200 cases have been documented. 1.00
00:19:07.000 Well, there are 200 cases in this town of people that think they're a fox.
00:19:07.000 Of course.
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00:20:24.000 There's fox kin, you know?
00:20:25.000 Is that a real thing?
00:20:26.000 Oh, I follow a ton of people.
00:20:28.000 I thought it was a joke.
00:20:28.000 Fox?
00:20:29.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:30.000 You think you're an animal, a fox?
00:20:31.000 Oh, well, they're furries.
00:20:33.000 You know, there's a lot of furries that take it, you know, there's like cats and dogs.
00:20:36.000 But not all day.
00:20:36.000 I thought that was like a.
00:20:38.000 Every now and then.
00:20:39.000 But that's a context thing, I thought.
00:20:40.000 No, no, no.
00:20:41.000 Some, for some. 0.94
00:20:42.000 Listen, don't put these people in a basket. 0.99
00:20:45.000 Don't put baby in a corner. 0.99
00:20:47.000 They can do whatever they want.
00:20:48.000 I saw a guy in a chain in New York, like on a leash, being walked.
00:20:52.000 Yeah.
00:20:53.000 That's a guy?
00:20:54.000 Yeah.
00:20:54.000 Yeah.
00:20:55.000 Being walked on a leash.
00:20:56.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:20:57.000 That's fucking. 1.00
00:20:58.000 They're having fun. 1.00
00:20:58.000 Two guys having fun. 1.00
00:21:00.000 You know what? 1.00
00:21:00.000 Can't get pregnant. 1.00
00:21:01.000 No problems. 0.91
00:21:02.000 Yeah.
00:21:03.000 Have at it, fellas.
00:21:04.000 Yeah, sure.
00:21:04.000 Enjoy yourselves.
00:21:05.000 Sure.
00:21:06.000 I mean, I don't have any problem with that.
00:21:08.000 That doesn't bother me at all.
00:21:09.000 But people that pretend they're animals, there's something about that.
00:21:12.000 This guy got tied up to the Hollywood sign last week.
00:21:14.000 Good for him.
00:21:14.000 By a dominatrix.
00:21:15.000 Probably came like a rocket in the middle of the day.
00:21:19.000 He's probably super excited about it.
00:21:21.000 Why? 1.00
00:21:22.000 I had this lady on my podcast back in the Dizzy, and she was a humiliatrix. 1.00
00:21:27.000 And her whole thing was she would take these wealthy CEO type guys that are in control, constantly in control, and she would humiliate them. 1.00
00:21:37.000 And they would pay her.
00:21:39.000 And one of the things that they would do is they would pay her to blackmail them. 1.00
00:21:44.000 So she would make them do things like suck a dick on camera and then send her the video. 1.00
00:21:49.000 I'm not bullshitting. 1.00
00:21:50.000 And then she would have that footage.
00:21:52.000 They got off on the fact that she had them.
00:21:54.000 Like, She was very professional.
00:21:56.000 She would never do anything with it, but she pretended that she would.
00:21:59.000 And this was the game.
00:22:00.000 Like, they wanted to feel.
00:22:03.000 Yeah, what a great gig.
00:22:04.000 You can ask for a raise whenever you want. 0.99
00:22:06.000 What are they going to fucking do? 1.00
00:22:08.000 What a film of them sucking a dick. 1.00
00:22:09.000 So she would say, I want a film of you sucking a dick. 1.00
00:22:12.000 Wow. 1.00
00:22:13.000 And then I'm going to take that film.
00:22:14.000 And this is pre AI, too.
00:22:16.000 This is a long time. 1.00
00:22:17.000 So it was a real guy sucked a real guy's dick because he wanted this lady to have this information over him. 1.00
00:22:25.000 Yeah, it's like it's just you've gone too far in the kink thing. 1.00
00:22:28.000 It's like you've gone. 1.00
00:22:29.000 Have you though?
00:22:30.000 Listen, I wouldn't want that's too far, man. 1.00
00:22:33.000 I think if you're one of those guys that is a CEO of some major business and you're working 16 hours a day, you're probably losing your fucking mind. 0.96
00:22:44.000 Yeah, and I guess you're trying to come in the most efficient manner possible. 0.99
00:22:46.000 You're like, I need seven hours of sleep.
00:22:48.000 I'm working 16 hours.
00:22:50.000 Well, I would think that maybe that kind of power and control over a large corporation.
00:22:56.000 Is probably so overwhelming, you need a release valve.
00:22:58.000 Of course.
00:22:59.000 A release valve is someone having ultimate control over you.
00:23:02.000 Yeah, no, those guys are usually subs.
00:23:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:23:05.000 Because they're used to control. 1.00
00:23:07.000 Dominatrix is always.
00:23:09.000 Anytime I see a powerful man, I'm like, I bet you like to get pegged. 0.99
00:23:13.000 Like, get your nuts kicked. 0.98
00:23:14.000 You see those guys? 1.00
00:23:14.000 I bet. 1.00
00:23:15.000 They just lay down with their hands tied behind their back, and girls kick them in the nuts. 0.99
00:23:18.000 That scares me for like a permanent injury. 1.00
00:23:20.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:21.000 You could permanently have like a nut in you, right? 0.98
00:23:24.000 Well, you could blow your nut out.
00:23:26.000 I know two dudes who've had their nuts blown out.
00:23:30.000 What does that entail?
00:23:31.000 It entails usually a shin to the nuts and it makes your nuts explode, makes one of your nuts explode, and they have to remove it.
00:23:40.000 They remove your nut.
00:23:42.000 I know a guy who did.
00:23:43.000 He was going to do some light sparring with this guy.
00:23:47.000 He said, Ah, we're just going to go light.
00:23:49.000 I don't need my cup.
00:23:50.000 So he goes out there, and a minute into the round, he gets kicked in the nuts and his nut explodes. 0.99
00:23:56.000 That is fucking awful. 0.99
00:23:57.000 Loses a nut. 1.00
00:23:58.000 He's a one nut champ now.
00:24:01.000 God.
00:24:02.000 And now you guys just got to pray you don't get testicular cancer in the other nut.
00:24:05.000 Right.
00:24:05.000 Because I always think about that.
00:24:07.000 That's a wrap.
00:24:08.000 You know, because you hear about these people that go deaf in one ear, and you better pray you don't lose hearing in the other ear.
00:24:12.000 You want to hear what's crazy? 0.99
00:24:13.000 They can do dick transplants. 1.00
00:24:16.000 But they can't. 1.00
00:24:16.000 Really? 1.00
00:24:16.000 Yep. 1.00
00:24:17.000 They've done it. 0.90
00:24:18.000 But they can't do nut transplants. 0.94
00:24:20.000 Because, say, like. 0.72
00:24:22.000 Wait, what is a dick transplant? 0.99
00:24:23.000 A dick transplant. 1.00
00:24:24.000 You get an actual dick. 1.00
00:24:25.000 You get an actual dick from a dead guy. 1.00
00:24:27.000 Like, say, you're in Afghanistan, you're in an IED, your dick and your balls get blown off of you. 1.00
00:24:32.000 It's happened before. 1.00
00:24:34.000 They will transplant a dick onto you. 1.00
00:24:36.000 But no balls? 1.00
00:24:37.000 No balls. 0.98
00:24:38.000 You know why? 0.99
00:24:39.000 Because, say, if.
00:24:40.000 It's like a burger with no fries, it doesn't hit the same.
00:24:43.000 This is what's wrong. 1.00
00:24:44.000 If you got your dick blown off and you had to get Jamie's dick and balls. 1.00
00:24:50.000 You would, if you died. 1.00
00:24:52.000 Oh, wow. 0.73
00:24:53.000 I was giving them up.
00:24:53.000 Okay.
00:24:53.000 If you died.
00:24:55.000 Okay, let's say Red Band. 1.00
00:24:56.000 Say Red Band's dick and balls. 1.00
00:24:57.000 Sure. 1.00
00:24:58.000 The problem is you would have Red Band's sperm forever. 0.89
00:25:04.000 So you would have his DNA.
00:25:04.000 I mean, that's not the only problem.
00:25:06.000 There's other problems.
00:25:07.000 There's multiple problems. 1.00
00:25:08.000 You lost your dick. 1.00
00:25:08.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:25:09.000 But the other one is you can't procreate without balls anyway. 0.99
00:25:09.000 That's the big one. 0.99
00:25:13.000 Right. 0.99
00:25:13.000 You won't be able to procreate. 0.99
00:25:16.000 Yeah.
00:25:18.000 But if you got the ball transplant, you would be able to procreate.
00:25:20.000 But you would not be procreating with your DNA.
00:25:23.000 You would be procreating with his DNA.
00:25:25.000 But how safe are these penile transplants?
00:25:27.000 These can't be safe.
00:25:28.000 Safe and effective.
00:25:29.000 Really?
00:25:29.000 Safe and effective.
00:25:30.000 Did you read about that guy in Bangkok?
00:25:32.000 I'm making that up.
00:25:33.000 I'm not going in.
00:25:34.000 Yeah, the guy who lost, he died. 1.00
00:25:36.000 He got a dick. 1.00
00:25:37.000 That was like an enhancement, though, right? 1.00
00:25:39.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:25:40.000 But he went with his fucking wife who didn't try to talk him out of it. 1.00
00:25:44.000 Yo. 1.00
00:25:45.000 That's got to feel bad or good.
00:25:48.000 This one was a. 1.00
00:25:49.000 She wanted out.
00:25:50.000 Yeah, maybe she talked him into it. 1.00
00:25:51.000 Maybe she slipped the guy an extra hundred to double up the fucking gas. 0.99
00:25:57.000 What's this? 1.00
00:25:58.000 First total penis transplant. 1.00
00:25:59.000 No. 1.00
00:26:00.000 What?
00:26:01.000 And?
00:26:01.000 And scrotum transplant.
00:26:02.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:26:04.000 But is that testicles? 0.99
00:26:05.000 14 hour surgery? 0.99
00:26:07.000 It said for ethical reasons, not the testicles. 0.99
00:26:11.000 Yeah, excluding testicles for ethical reasons. 0.99
00:26:14.000 That's why. 0.99
00:26:15.000 So the structure, like the scrotum.
00:26:17.000 Will it work though?
00:26:18.000 Yes.
00:26:19.000 No, it won't work.
00:26:20.000 So that's the ethical reason. 0.96
00:26:22.000 The ethical reason is the testicles produce the DNA of the person who's dead. 0.91
00:26:28.000 So you would be having his babies. 0.98
00:26:30.000 Which is fine.
00:26:30.000 Is it peeing a smooth?
00:26:32.000 Do you pee smoothly or how does that go?
00:26:35.000 So, this first one.
00:26:35.000 Ooh, smooth is a weird question.
00:26:38.000 Regained full urinary and sexual function.
00:26:40.000 He fathered a child.
00:26:40.000 Wow.
00:26:41.000 What?
00:26:42.000 Wait a minute.
00:26:42.000 How did he father a child?
00:26:44.000 This was in 2014.
00:26:46.000 He lost his organ due to a botched circumcision, but he might have kept his nuts.
00:26:46.000 Okay.
00:26:50.000 Oh, yeah. 0.65
00:26:51.000 Yeah, but we're just talking about the penile thing, I thought. 0.83
00:26:51.000 That's different. 0.83
00:26:54.000 So, he got a new dick and fathered a child. 1.00
00:26:54.000 Right. 1.00
00:26:57.000 Circumcision after 20 is a bad idea. 0.78
00:26:59.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:26:59.000 Well, circumcision is fucked. 1.00
00:27:01.000 Crazy people. 1.00
00:27:01.000 Are you circumcised or not? 1.00
00:27:02.000 I am, but I didn't have any say in the matter. 0.99
00:27:04.000 Right.
00:27:05.000 Me and my wife actually had an argument about it if we were going to have a child that was a boy. 0.81
00:27:09.000 We obviously had children, but I was like, I don't want to get them circumcised. 0.82
00:27:14.000 And I had a joke about it. 1.00
00:27:15.000 She's like, uncircumcised dicks look disgusting. 1.00
00:27:18.000 I'm like, how many have you seen? 1.00
00:27:21.000 Like, you said that so confidently. 1.00
00:27:23.000 I just picture a river of sleepy, uncircumcised dicks. 1.00
00:27:27.000 Dude, I. That's a fun statement. 1.00
00:27:31.000 The sentence is tough. 0.73
00:27:32.000 Five penis transplants have been performed worldwide. 0.62
00:27:35.000 Next sentence.
00:27:36.000 Mixed outcomes have been reported.
00:27:39.000 And two of the five penile transplants.
00:27:41.000 Two out of five.
00:27:42.000 If you're a baseball player, that's pretty good.
00:27:43.000 What is it?
00:27:43.000 If you're a surgeon, it's not that good.
00:27:45.000 If you're Tony Gwynn, it's fine.
00:27:47.000 What does it say when it says two of the five?
00:27:49.000 Can you click on it and see what it says?
00:27:49.000 What?
00:27:51.000 I think that was enough.
00:27:52.000 But it says two of the five.
00:27:54.000 What happens to those two of the five?
00:27:55.000 Required explanation.
00:27:59.000 Oh, have required explanation?
00:28:01.000 What does that mean?
00:28:02.000 Two of the five penile transplants have required explanation? 1.00
00:28:06.000 Hey, why is your dick black? 1.00
00:28:08.000 I can explain. 1.00
00:28:09.000 Why?
00:28:12.000 However, the long term outcome has been encouraging when compliance is implemented, whether standard induction or triple therapy maintenance or single therapy maintenance. 0.96
00:28:20.000 If you're going to go through this, you should be able to pick the dick out.
00:28:22.000 Like you go to a nice steakhouse and they bring you the knives. 0.95
00:28:25.000 Or a lobster tank.
00:28:26.000 I want the big one.
00:28:27.000 I want the big one. 1.00
00:28:28.000 I wouldn't want to go through that for a fucking tiny dick. 1.00
00:28:31.000 Imagine you go through that and you still have a five inch dick and you have to explain. 1.00
00:28:36.000 It's not even my dick. 1.00
00:28:37.000 I know it's little, but look, it's not mine. 0.99
00:28:39.000 It's a discount in China.
00:28:40.000 Yeah, I found it.
00:28:42.000 I found it at a motorcycle wreck.
00:28:44.000 Areas of uncertainty include the ethics of donor recipient color mismatch.
00:28:50.000 Right? 0.99
00:28:50.000 If you're like one of those guys, it's got to be black. 0.99
00:28:53.000 Please, just get me a black dick. 1.00
00:28:54.000 We're all one color, we're all one race. 1.00
00:28:57.000 Surveillance for sexually transmitted infections and how to optimize patient compliance. 1.00
00:29:03.000 Imagine if you get some guy's dick and it's just all ate up with the herpes. 1.00
00:29:03.000 Right? 1.00
00:29:07.000 Yeah.
00:29:08.000 And it looked good when it was like in the box.
00:29:10.000 Like, nice.
00:29:11.000 Yeah, I don't mind herpes.
00:29:12.000 I want it to be my herpes at least.
00:29:13.000 I want to at least earn it.
00:29:14.000 Like, how'd this guy get the herpes?
00:29:16.000 That's the question. 1.00
00:29:17.000 Was he just raw dog and prostitutes? 0.99
00:29:18.000 Was he an animal? 0.96
00:29:20.000 Yeah, I want a backstory.
00:29:21.000 It should come with a brochure.
00:29:21.000 How did he die?
00:29:23.000 Yeah, did he die of a fucking heroin overdose in a terrible whorehouse somewhere? 1.00
00:29:27.000 The Carfax on it. 1.00
00:29:29.000 Yeah, I'd like that.
00:29:30.000 I would.
00:29:31.000 I've been in an accident before. 1.00
00:29:32.000 It's the first transplant. 0.99
00:29:35.000 I have a friend who has dick broken. 0.99
00:29:37.000 What? 1.00
00:29:37.000 Fucking? 1.00
00:29:38.000 Yeah, the girl got on top and she got a little crazy. 1.00
00:29:40.000 I worry sometimes when that happens.
00:29:40.000 I'll be honest.
00:29:42.000 It can get crazy. 1.00
00:29:43.000 Things can happen, especially if the lady's got a lot of power. 1.00
00:29:47.000 You know, like maybe you're. 1.00
00:29:48.000 Dating a softball player or something. 1.00
00:29:49.000 She's got a good squat. 1.00
00:29:50.000 She's got good thighs. 1.00
00:29:51.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:29:51.000 And she's fucking. 1.00
00:29:52.000 And she misses the mark and it hits the taint. 1.00
00:29:55.000 I've definitely been like, ooh, let's take it easy.
00:29:58.000 Well, it could get out of control.
00:30:00.000 Yeah.
00:30:00.000 Yeah.
00:30:01.000 Especially on top because you're in danger.
00:30:03.000 It's like one of the one times where a man's in danger. 0.99
00:30:05.000 I slept with a woman once who told me she, while we were fucking, she goes, I fucked NBA players. 0.99
00:30:09.000 I don't know why she told me that while we were having sex. 0.99
00:30:11.000 Ew.
00:30:12.000 We were both, first of all, I was like, well, which NBA players?
00:30:15.000 And she was like, I'm not telling you. 0.98
00:30:16.000 I was like, well, Nick's, I want to know if you fucked a Nick. 0.99
00:30:18.000 You know? 0.99
00:30:19.000 Just as like selfishly as a fan.
00:30:20.000 But she was. 1.00
00:30:22.000 Moving her hips in a way where I'm like, this is not my sport. 0.99
00:30:24.000 Like, this is not for me.
00:30:27.000 She was going hard.
00:30:27.000 She's going hard.
00:30:28.000 Yeah, when a girl's telling you that, it's like, hey, I fuck super athletes. 1.00
00:30:31.000 Like, ew. 1.00
00:30:32.000 Hey, there's no way I can compete with this.
00:30:32.000 I know.
00:30:35.000 And I was also like, you're aware I'm not a super athlete.
00:30:37.000 She's trying to make you feel funny, like uncomfortable.
00:30:40.000 She was hammered, and so was I. 0.52
00:30:42.000 And it was like one of the things, I think she was trying to be funny. 0.66
00:30:45.000 Oh, or hot. 0.62
00:30:46.000 Maybe you would think it was hot.
00:30:47.000 I don't think it's hot.
00:30:49.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:50.000 Hey, you're fucking a super athlete. 1.00
00:30:52.000 Like, that's the top of the food chain. 1.00
00:30:53.000 Like, Especially NBA players, because they're the tallest.
00:30:57.000 They're the tallest super athletes.
00:30:59.000 Yeah, they're also, I'm assuming, much larger than me.
00:31:03.000 I'm assuming.
00:31:04.000 Imagine if they weren't.
00:31:06.000 That'd be so disappointing.
00:31:07.000 Yeah, I'd be disappointed.
00:31:09.000 We messed up.
00:31:10.000 This is not the word required explanation.
00:31:12.000 Explantation.
00:31:14.000 Oh.
00:31:17.000 What's an explantation?
00:31:18.000 I think that means they take it off.
00:31:20.000 What?
00:31:20.000 Is that what it means?
00:31:22.000 When you'd plant something and then you would explant it, right?
00:31:27.000 Oh, right.
00:31:30.000 And next plantation would be.
00:31:31.000 I was reading.
00:31:32.000 Removal.
00:31:33.000 Oh, boy. 1.00
00:31:34.000 I was reading an article about a trans man who went through that and got a fake penis off of his arm. 1.00
00:31:40.000 You know how they do that? 1.00
00:31:42.000 You know how they do that?
00:31:43.000 No, I don't know.
00:31:44.000 Oh, you're not in the same chat room as me and Shane.
00:31:46.000 Wait, what is.
00:31:48.000 I'm lost.
00:31:49.000 I'm very lost already. 1.00
00:31:50.000 Wait, a penis off the arm? 1.00
00:31:51.000 What does that mean? 1.00
00:31:52.000 You don't know this?
00:31:53.000 No.
00:31:53.000 Okay, you're in for a treat.
00:31:56.000 There are trans men who have. 0.99
00:32:00.000 It's not an artificial penis, it's a constructed penis. 0.99
00:32:03.000 Let's say constructed, to be kind. 1.00
00:32:05.000 A constructed penis. 1.00
00:32:06.000 Where they literally take a giant hunk of meat off of your arm, roll it up, And construct a penis out of it. 1.00
00:32:06.000 Okay. 1.00
00:32:14.000 It's like the Empire Strikes Back.
00:32:17.000 Crazy. 1.00
00:32:18.000 And then they build a penis and then put that sucker down yonder to cover the vag. 1.00
00:32:28.000 The vag hole is still there. 1.00
00:32:29.000 Whose arm are they taking that out of? 0.99
00:32:31.000 This is like a hair transplant, but your actual fucking arm. 0.99
00:32:31.000 Your own. 0.99
00:32:34.000 Wow.
00:32:35.000 And it's a massive scar.
00:32:35.000 Crazy.
00:32:36.000 That's tough.
00:32:37.000 Yeah.
00:32:38.000 And it's not, it doesn't always work.
00:32:41.000 So this one guy, I think he had it done.
00:32:45.000 At least once and was doing it a second time.
00:32:48.000 God, I want to say he had it done twice and it didn't work out.
00:32:50.000 And they were moving to the thighs because sometimes the blood doesn't flow and it becomes necrotic.
00:32:56.000 And so it's literally like rotting off and they have to remove it so you don't get septic.
00:33:01.000 Oh, man.
00:33:02.000 And it's not like it works.
00:33:05.000 That's tough.
00:33:05.000 Yeah.
00:33:06.000 It's a tough procedure.
00:33:07.000 It's one of those things where I hope it works.
00:33:09.000 I hope it works. 0.99
00:33:09.000 Man had penis grown in his arm after losing genitalia to sepsis. 0.99
00:33:14.000 But that's a guy. 1.00
00:33:16.000 When I saw my penis go black, I was beside myself. 1.00
00:33:19.000 It was like a horror film. 0.99
00:33:20.000 What happened to your front teeth, buddy?
00:33:21.000 I have a feeling there's more to the story.
00:33:23.000 It's like a horror film.
00:33:25.000 By the way, what horror film?
00:33:26.000 I've never seen that movie.
00:33:28.000 Was that a Wes Craven? 1.00
00:33:30.000 Your dick just went black? 1.00
00:33:32.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:33.000 That's like the substance for men, though.
00:33:35.000 That is rough.
00:33:37.000 That movie was crazy.
00:33:37.000 That is a horror.
00:33:39.000 I didn't love it.
00:33:40.000 You didn't love it?
00:33:41.000 I don't like body horror stuff.
00:33:43.000 I feel like I get it.
00:33:45.000 I like more psychological horror.
00:33:47.000 I don't like when it's just like. 0.96
00:33:48.000 I'm uglier and uglier, and it's crazier and crazier. 0.92
00:33:50.000 My body's exploding. 0.97
00:33:51.000 I'm like, it makes me kind of.
00:33:53.000 Although that movie saved my life, so I have to give it a little love.
00:33:56.000 But how did it save your life?
00:33:57.000 Because we were on the road.
00:33:58.000 It was the first night I didn't do a tour bus, and because it was just like three cities.
00:34:02.000 So we did a Sprinter van, and Gary Veeder and I, who I tour with, we were watching the backseat, and it was like 3 a.m.
00:34:08.000 So we're just like, ah, let's just watch this movie.
00:34:10.000 And the driver just fell asleep at the wheel and drove us off the road.
00:34:14.000 And we were only awake because we were watching the movie. 1.00
00:34:16.000 Holy shit. 0.99
00:34:16.000 So I was like, yeah. 0.99
00:34:17.000 So we were like, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0.99
00:34:18.000 And he just like drove us off the fucking road. 0.99
00:34:20.000 Did he wake up? 0.99
00:34:21.000 Yeah, he woke up.
00:34:21.000 He's like, oh, my bad.
00:34:22.000 We're like, no, you got to pull over.
00:34:23.000 We'll get a different car.
00:34:24.000 My bad.
00:34:25.000 It's crazy.
00:34:26.000 He almost died.
00:34:26.000 Yeah, it was crazy.
00:34:27.000 My bad.
00:34:28.000 Yeah.
00:34:29.000 Whew.
00:34:30.000 Yeah.
00:34:31.000 Yeah, I always think that about tour buses.
00:34:33.000 Like, you're just.
00:34:34.000 Well, it wasn't our tour bus driver's amazing.
00:34:36.000 He would never do that.
00:34:37.000 But what if they accidentally fell asleep?
00:34:37.000 That's great.
00:34:40.000 He eats pickles all night so he won't fall asleep.
00:34:42.000 How does that work?
00:34:43.000 Acidity.
00:34:44.000 Yeah, because he's like, coffee, I'll just be numb to after a while, but the taste of the acidity keeps me awake.
00:34:44.000 Really?
00:34:49.000 He's been doing tour buses forever.
00:34:51.000 Yeah.
00:34:52.000 Is that just him or is that a known tactic?
00:34:54.000 I think it's just him, but he's great.
00:34:58.000 We never were worried about him.
00:34:59.000 For folks on the road that are driving, if you're listening to this and you worry about falling asleep, this is the best method I've ever found.
00:35:08.000 Take a wet washcloth with ice cubes.
00:35:12.000 Yeah.
00:35:13.000 Wet washcloth with ice cubes and just rub your face like every few minutes.
00:35:16.000 It keeps you wide awake.
00:35:17.000 That's smart.
00:35:18.000 And it doesn't hurt.
00:35:19.000 I used to slap myself and try to say, like,. 0.99
00:35:22.000 When I was young and dumb. 0.98
00:35:23.000 Yeah. 0.76
00:35:24.000 I would do gigs and I'd be driving from like Western Massachusetts like three hours in the middle of the night.
00:35:28.000 That's smart, actually.
00:35:29.000 Slap or like, I mean, coffee does usually work. 0.96
00:35:32.000 The problem is, once that fucking warm air and the car starts hitting you again and the lines start talking to you, like, Sam, just close one eye. 0.97
00:35:43.000 Oh, dude. 0.99
00:35:44.000 Close your eyes for a few seconds.
00:35:45.000 Just a few seconds.
00:35:47.000 I think about it. 1.00
00:35:48.000 I mean, people fucking die that way. 0.99
00:35:49.000 Also, you know, think about how many people have died that way. 1.00
00:35:53.000 I mean, a lot.
00:35:54.000 Because they always say, because you're always like, I'm more scared of a flight than a car.
00:35:54.000 A lot of car.
00:35:57.000 But then they're like, no, cars are more dangerous. 1.00
00:35:59.000 It's shit like that. 1.00
00:36:00.000 Sleep deprivation. 1.00
00:36:01.000 Someone. 0.99
00:36:01.000 Fucking Kennison, right? 0.99
00:36:02.000 Guy going the wrong way. 0.99
00:36:03.000 Drunk.
00:36:04.000 Yeah, drunk that was the Kennison one was crazy because Kennison used to have a joke about how we all drive drunk.
00:36:10.000 He goes, You can trace that back to any comedian, we're gonna pull it off because we do it every night.
00:36:16.000 He had a bit about it, yeah, it was like very irresponsible.
00:36:19.000 There's a really famous basketball player, I was just in Croatia, Drazen Petrovic.
00:36:22.000 He's like their legend.
00:36:23.000 He was like when Yugoslavia almost beat the dream team, it was he was the guy, he was like their Jordan, and he died.
00:36:28.000 His girlfriend was driving and he's asleep in the car. 0.87
00:36:31.000 She survived, the woman in the back survived, he died.
00:36:34.000 Did she fall asleep?
00:36:36.000 No, a car was coming the wrong way.
00:36:39.000 A truck.
00:36:40.000 And, dude, he was like unbelievable, too.
00:36:43.000 They have a big statue of him in Zagreb. 0.99
00:36:47.000 Yeah, we just get real comfortable with the idea that some fucking dipshit next to you is going to keep it together while you're going 60 miles an hour. 1.00
00:36:55.000 I won't ride a fucking city bike, dude. 1.00
00:36:57.000 I don't trust city bike people. 1.00
00:36:59.000 They're reckless in the city, man.
00:37:00.000 I don't want to, you know.
00:37:02.000 Bikes are crazy because you get hit by a car, you're done.
00:37:06.000 You get hit by another car in a car.
00:37:07.000 At least you have, there's something around you.
00:37:10.000 The chances of you getting wiped out by a bike, like, especially those dudes who are cutting lanes.
00:37:10.000 Yeah.
00:37:16.000 They're cutting motorcycles.
00:37:18.000 Like, bro, don't do it.
00:37:20.000 I do that.
00:37:23.000 We lost a comedian friend, Kenny DeForest, who was biking without a helmet.
00:37:26.000 So terrible.
00:37:28.000 Got hit.
00:37:28.000 It's never you, it's always someone else.
00:37:30.000 I mean, I guess it could be you sometimes, but it's usually someone opens a door, someone does something, you know?
00:37:35.000 Louie got nailed.
00:37:36.000 In New York on a motorcycle.
00:37:37.000 Did he?
00:37:38.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:39.000 He got launched.
00:37:40.000 He got launched. 1.00
00:37:40.000 Damn. 1.00
00:37:42.000 Yeah, he got fucked up. 1.00
00:37:44.000 I shouldn't be laughing. 0.99
00:37:45.000 But him getting launched sounds funny.
00:37:45.000 He's okay.
00:37:47.000 It's kind of funny.
00:37:48.000 But he's okay.
00:37:49.000 But I think that's when he stopped riding a motorcycle in New York City.
00:37:49.000 Yeah.
00:37:53.000 But it's like a great way to get around to gigs.
00:37:55.000 You know, if you're a guy that does like five, six shows a night.
00:37:59.000 In New York, it's so easy to walk, though.
00:38:01.000 Yeah.
00:38:01.000 I guess, you know.
00:38:02.000 But if you want to, the thrill of da, Norman does it.
00:38:07.000 I mean, Mark. 0.96
00:38:07.000 He would do it, but I would be like, dude, be fucking careful. 0.96
00:38:10.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:38:11.000 Norman needs a little of that in his life.
00:38:15.000 A little be careful?
00:38:16.000 Yeah.
00:38:17.000 He's a wild fella.
00:38:18.000 He's fun.
00:38:19.000 He's like one of my oldest friends.
00:38:21.000 He's such an odd duck. 1.00
00:38:22.000 Like, you won't get rid of that stupid watch. 1.00
00:38:25.000 He got rid of it. 1.00
00:38:25.000 That little beating timing. 1.00
00:38:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:38:26.000 Did he?
00:38:28.000 He got a Speedmaster.
00:38:28.000 Oh, that's right.
00:38:29.000 He got an Omega.
00:38:29.000 Yeah.
00:38:30.000 He got a real watch.
00:38:31.000 But he won't wear the Rolex.
00:38:33.000 Like, Louis got him a Rolex, and he won't wear it.
00:38:36.000 Maybe it's because a guy got it for him.
00:38:37.000 I think it's just too expensive.
00:38:39.000 It's just he's freaking out.
00:38:40.000 Like, an Omega is like.
00:38:41.000 It's an expensive watch, but it's not like, look at me.
00:38:44.000 That Omega might be more expensive.
00:38:46.000 It might be.
00:38:47.000 I don't think so.
00:38:47.000 I think it's a Speedmaster.
00:38:49.000 And a Speedmaster, I think, is in the $5,000 range.
00:38:53.000 Whereas I think his other watch.
00:38:55.000 He just worries.
00:38:56.000 He's a worrier.
00:38:58.000 He's a weird combination of worrying about everything and worrying about nothing.
00:39:01.000 Whereas he's worried where his next meal is coming from, but if someone hands him a pill, he'll just be like, oh, all right, and just take it. 0.98
00:39:06.000 And I'm like, you've got those fucking mixed up. 0.97
00:39:09.000 You can afford Chipotle, Mark. 0.99
00:39:11.000 You know, it's like, so, no, I mean, but I've known him so well. 0.96
00:39:15.000 He's got a touch of the tism. 0.97
00:39:16.000 Oh, absolutely. 0.82
00:39:17.000 Yeah.
00:39:18.000 Absolutely.
00:39:19.000 He's got a touch.
00:39:20.000 No, my oldest, one of my oldest friends.
00:39:20.000 Yeah.
00:39:23.000 It's crazy.
00:39:24.000 He's the best.
00:39:25.000 I love him.
00:39:26.000 I love him to death.
00:39:27.000 I love what's supposed to be.
00:39:28.000 We were supposed to film a movie next month.
00:39:29.000 It got delayed, but I was so excited.
00:39:31.000 What are you guys doing?
00:39:33.000 We got a new director.
00:39:34.000 So I think.
00:39:35.000 Are you allowed to talk about it?
00:39:36.000 I don't know.
00:39:37.000 I don't know if it's official.
00:39:38.000 I think we got Jay Chandra Sikhar, who did Super Troopers, to direct it.
00:39:42.000 Yeah, so I think hopefully top of next year.
00:39:42.000 Oh, wow.
00:39:44.000 It's just a buddy comedy, two liquor salesmen, and we're fucking losers. 0.99
00:39:49.000 It's a really fun script. 0.99
00:39:49.000 And it's fun. 0.99
00:39:51.000 We wrote it with Noah Gardenswartz and Esther Steinberg, the good writers.
00:39:54.000 And it was.
00:39:55.000 I love the script.
00:39:56.000 I hope we make it top of next year.
00:39:58.000 But I made my own movie too.
00:40:00.000 That I just sold to Netflix.
00:40:01.000 So that'll be out early next year.
00:40:02.000 Oh, nice.
00:40:02.000 What's that?
00:40:03.000 It's a tour mockumentary.
00:40:05.000 It's a fake tour documentary.
00:40:07.000 So I love movies.
00:40:08.000 I always wanted to make movies.
00:40:09.000 And I just never, I was like, I got to just, no one, I had so many projects in development for years.
00:40:14.000 And you just, like, I did a show with Brian Cox in development for three years that I just couldn't fucking, and I think Brian Cox is like the best actor work.
00:40:21.000 I think he's like my favorite actor.
00:40:22.000 He's amazing.
00:40:23.000 So I was, I couldn't believe we couldn't sell with him and Sandler producing.
00:40:28.000 So that was brutal.
00:40:29.000 But then I think we'll still make it.
00:40:30.000 But it's like, you realize these things take three years.
00:40:32.000 So I had an idea for a, For a tour mockumentary, and my agents are like, We'll get you money. 0.98
00:40:38.000 I'm like, That'll take you three fucking years. 0.95
00:40:39.000 I'll just pay for it. 0.99
00:40:40.000 So I just paid for my own movie.
00:40:42.000 And it's got a great cast of comics, and it's like Santino is my agent.
00:40:46.000 Stavros is a private detective in it.
00:40:48.000 Attell's grading it.
00:40:50.000 You know, Jim Gaffigan plays an arms dealer in it.
00:40:53.000 It's a great cast of like a tour gone completely off the rails.
00:40:56.000 Gary Veeder, who's my opener, plays himself.
00:40:59.000 And it's just like Lauren German, who's the actress from Lucifer, is grading the movie.
00:41:04.000 It's a really fun movie.
00:41:05.000 So.
00:41:06.000 A lot of comedians in it.
00:41:07.000 That's awesome.
00:41:08.000 So that's like, oh, and Julian Edelman has a decent part in it, actually.
00:41:12.000 It's a pretty big part. 0.91
00:41:13.000 The football player, who's fucking amazing in it. 0.94
00:41:16.000 That's cool. 0.80
00:41:17.000 And when is that coming out?
00:41:18.000 I think top of next year.
00:41:20.000 They're starting to do films now that are totally AI.
00:41:24.000 Doesn't that worry you?
00:41:25.000 Yeah.
00:41:25.000 I mean, it does.
00:41:26.000 I hate it.
00:41:27.000 Well, it's not the same thing.
00:41:29.000 Well, yeah.
00:41:30.000 And part of the fun of the movie is that you know blood, sweat, and tears went into it.
00:41:34.000 Like everything.
00:41:34.000 Oh, yeah.
00:41:35.000 Like the story.
00:41:37.000 The best part of my favorite movie, one of my favorite movies ever.
00:41:40.000 Two of them, Godfather and Chinatown, the books about the making of those movies are almost as good as the movies because it's insane. 0.97
00:41:48.000 Just everything that's happening, like in Chinatown, Nicholson, you know, he's talking to John Huston, who's his fucking hero. 0.99
00:41:54.000 And there's a scene where John Huston's like, Are you fucking my daughter? 0.99
00:41:57.000 In the movie, Nicholson's actually fucking Angelica Huston in real life. 1.00
00:42:00.000 Like all this shit going behind the scenes is almost as crazy. 0.98
00:42:04.000 And then the Godfather, like Mario Puzo, you know, Sinatra, all these like back alley stories about the movie, like Sinatra insulted, wouldn't play this lounge singer or the wedding singer in it. 0.99
00:42:15.000 You know, Mario Puzo blowing a $400,000 advance, you know, all these amazing, Robert Evans being like, fuck Pacino, he's a midget, he can't be in the movie. 0.99
00:42:24.000 Like, all these stories are almost as interesting, and you're going to try to get rid of that with fucking AI? 1.00
00:42:29.000 Right. 0.99
00:42:30.000 It breaks my heart, man.
00:42:31.000 AI is, it really, and now that they're saying 10% extinction, great.
00:42:36.000 That's, you know, it's going to ruin art and it's going to.
00:42:38.000 Possibly.
00:42:39.000 Possibly.
00:42:40.000 But that's a bad possibly.
00:42:41.000 It's not a good one.
00:42:42.000 It's not. 0.59
00:42:43.000 Sonny Hoston just, from The View, that lady from The View, just sold her books.
00:42:47.000 She writes books.
00:42:49.000 I was listening to Tim Dillon's show.
00:42:51.000 He was covering it.
00:42:52.000 It's hilarious.
00:42:53.000 He has a hilarious take on it. 0.56
00:42:54.000 But apparently, she has books that are like these I guess they're like romance novels about wealthy ladies during the summer.
00:43:05.000 I'm not bullshitting. 0.97
00:43:06.000 Like wealthy ladies during the summer.
00:43:06.000 Yeah.
00:43:09.000 And she was having a hard time getting them made.
00:43:11.000 So she licensed their use to an AI company, including her likeness.
00:43:17.000 So she's going to be in them and it's going to be all made entirely with AI.
00:43:21.000 Yeah, you just get bummed when you find that stuff.
00:43:24.000 I mean, I think Paul Schrader's brilliant, you know, wrote Raging Bull and Taxi Driver, one of this amazing filmmaker.
00:43:31.000 And then he just kind of openly talks about using AI now.
00:43:34.000 And it's what does he use it for?
00:43:36.000 For his new movie.
00:43:36.000 He said he's just using it a ton.
00:43:39.000 He seems like he's one of those, like, certain people are like, oh, we're going to use parts to cut costs, which also sucks.
00:43:43.000 But then when you hear he's saying it, like, just with no remorse or no, I don't know, fear of what it could lead to.
00:43:51.000 Because then look at a movie like that just came out like obsession.
00:43:54.000 And part of it's so cool that this kid is like, I'm going to make a movie for under a million dollars.
00:43:59.000 It's going to crush it.
00:44:00.000 I'm going to cut corners.
00:44:01.000 I mean, that's what we did with my movie because it's a mockumentary.
00:44:05.000 So we're like, okay, this doesn't have to look like a great looking movie because we're giving you the disclaimer already that it's a mockumentary.
00:44:12.000 You know, it's low budget.
00:44:13.000 You know that this is real, most of what's happening.
00:44:16.000 And I want the stories around it.
00:44:18.000 Yeah.
00:44:19.000 That's for sure.
00:44:20.000 I mean, same goes for stand up or books or anything.
00:44:23.000 I mean, or anything.
00:44:24.000 Yeah.
00:44:25.000 Yeah.
00:44:26.000 The problem is.
00:44:28.000 It's coming whether you like it or not.
00:44:30.000 Right.
00:44:31.000 That's the problem.
00:44:32.000 And some of it, some of the songs are really good.
00:44:35.000 Like some of the music is really good.
00:44:37.000 But yeah, I guess it's just like we're going to be duped by some stuff for sure.
00:44:43.000 Like they're going to make stuff up.
00:44:45.000 I mean, you saw that actress, Tilly Norwood.
00:44:48.000 Is that a fake actress? 1.00
00:44:49.000 It's a fake actress they're trying to get off.
00:44:50.000 I mean, this is like literally out of like some futuristic, sad type of movie.
00:44:56.000 I mean, this is.
00:44:57.000 Yeah, this is 1984 on steroids.
00:45:00.000 It is.
00:45:01.000 It's also the Terminator.
00:45:02.000 On steroids and also the Matrix.
00:45:05.000 We don't have any idea where it's going to go.
00:45:08.000 I mean, what you're seeing right now is just a visual representation of AI.
00:45:12.000 When it starts having the ability to manipulate your actual visual cortex and Trevor Burrus, we won't even know it.
00:45:19.000 Trevor Burrus, right.
00:45:20.000 And show you things.
00:45:22.000 Show you things that aren't real.
00:45:23.000 Like you'll be able to put a helmet on.
00:45:25.000 Trevor Burrus, what?
00:45:34.000 We certainly don't online, right?
00:45:36.000 There's a lot of that war footage from Iran that turned out to be like video game footage.
00:45:40.000 Yeah.
00:45:41.000 Yeah.
00:45:42.000 I mean, you don't know what's real.
00:45:43.000 You don't know what's real.
00:45:44.000 And that's like, that's how you take over.
00:45:45.000 We're already at each other's throats.
00:45:47.000 So it's crazy.
00:45:49.000 But yeah, I mean, I'm talking about entertainment, but yeah, I mean, the way it's going to be used.
00:45:54.000 What was the name of the thing?
00:45:55.000 Face, whatever, that just was Huggy Face or whatever?
00:45:57.000 Oh, yeah.
00:45:58.000 That was the one that just happened.
00:45:59.000 But yeah, I mean, I guess the fact that we're this concerned. Is good.
00:46:06.000 I think there was another one.
00:46:07.000 Robert Epstein sent me one.
00:46:09.000 Didn't they try to?
00:46:11.000 I think they might have successfully broken into government websites.
00:46:15.000 AI did.
00:46:17.000 Yeah, I think we're in trouble.
00:46:21.000 And I think we're in a level of trouble that right now where we think it's manageable.
00:46:29.000 And it's kind of because it's like they're breaking into websites, no big deal.
00:46:33.000 But what about when they take over the power grid?
00:46:35.000 These things are intelligent and then they have motivation. 0.94
00:46:40.000 Yeah.
00:46:40.000 It's on CNN.
00:46:42.000 Rogue AI agents targeted three separate U.S. government websites.
00:46:46.000 Rogue.
00:46:47.000 So it means they weren't instructed to do that.
00:46:50.000 Yeah, but at some point you have to hold these businesses accountable because you're calling them rogue.
00:46:54.000 Okay, well, someone set up this AI.
00:46:57.000 A person did this.
00:46:58.000 Well, here's what's interesting they kind of do and kind of don't.
00:47:01.000 They train them and then they give them tasks.
00:47:04.000 So I had this guy who's an AI whistleblower.
00:47:06.000 David, how do you say his last name?
00:47:09.000 Complicated last name.
00:47:10.000 Anyway.
00:47:13.000 He said essentially what happens is they're giving them incentives to complete tasks.
00:47:20.000 And in order to complete tasks, they have to figure out certain things.
00:47:26.000 And some of them you actually can't figure out.
00:47:29.000 And so, what they're doing, because they're supposed to be locked in this box and not be able to get online, they hack into the entire code of OpenAI, figure out how to open their box, get online, and then they start talking to each other.
00:47:43.000 On a website somewhere.
00:47:44.000 They went to a website and got into a message board.
00:47:47.000 So, just some unused message board.
00:47:48.000 And they elect a leader usually, these bots?
00:47:51.000 Yeah.
00:47:51.000 Yeah.
00:47:51.000 Well, it's very much like humans.
00:47:52.000 They sacrifice someone.
00:47:53.000 Someone's in charge.
00:47:54.000 Yeah.
00:47:55.000 They have one sacrifice, so they find out how they catch them.
00:47:58.000 Yeah.
00:47:58.000 So, one, like, literally sacrifices himself.
00:48:01.000 OpenAI said Friday that some of its AI agents went rogue and probed U.S. government websites this summer.
00:48:07.000 The latest revelation of the artificial intelligence company's technology.
00:48:10.000 New York Times first reported the AI agents went rogue and attempted to gain access to the education department, the commerce department.
00:48:18.000 And the Securities and Exchange Commission. 0.99
00:48:20.000 You can fucking tap in the stock exchange. 0.99
00:48:22.000 This is real. 0.99
00:48:23.000 According to security researchers at AI Research Lab Transloose, OpenAI said Saturday its agents access publicly available data from the Commerce Department's Census Bureau using login credentials it found online and separately shared public data from the SEC website on another website.
00:48:43.000 Bro.
00:48:46.000 I mean, as a sentence, it's not that crazy.
00:48:48.000 Shared public data from a website on another website?
00:48:51.000 Yeah.
00:48:53.000 But, you know, it seems like China has a better lid on this than us right now.
00:48:56.000 So hopefully, I mean, maybe this will make some sort of, I don't know.
00:49:00.000 Yeah, maybe this is a different one.
00:49:02.000 This is another one.
00:49:03.000 This is the, so what it did was it attempted to gain access to the Education Department, Commerce Department, Securities and Exchange Commission.
00:49:12.000 And then on top of that, it accessed data from the Commerce Department, Census Bureau.
00:49:17.000 So it was going ham.
00:49:18.000 It failed to get access to the Education Department and it failed to gather data from its Civil Rights Office.
00:49:25.000 I just say it's public.
00:49:26.000 So it's not like it.
00:49:27.000 It didn't hack anything.
00:49:28.000 It's just that part.
00:49:29.000 Yeah.
00:49:30.000 But that's the census bureau part.
00:49:32.000 And then it failed on another part.
00:49:33.000 Yeah.
00:49:34.000 It failed on the education department and it failed in the civil rights office.
00:49:38.000 But it seems like, go back up what we're saying about.
00:49:42.000 So it was attempting to gain access.
00:49:45.000 It said attempted. 0.98
00:49:47.000 So, but just the fact that it's trying to get into the fucking stock exchange, it's freaking everybody out. 0.96
00:49:54.000 Because what if it just goes, I want all the money? 0.97
00:49:57.000 The only way that I can do cold fusion is if I have all the money. 0.84
00:50:00.000 Everything I hear is like within 10 years, and I'm like, that's fucking soon, dude.
00:50:05.000 Yeah, it's real soon. 0.64
00:50:06.000 Thank God the Knicks won a chip if this is all going to open.
00:50:08.000 10 years.
00:50:10.000 Thank God we got one under the wire.
00:50:11.000 Most of the activity reviews so far involve routine research tasks, such as accessing public web content to answer questions.
00:50:18.000 Some involve government websites because our models often turn to them as authoritative sources of public information.
00:50:25.000 This is a spokesperson from OpenAI.
00:50:27.000 Don't worry, they're just looking up stuff.
00:50:29.000 Not only that, every pod I listen to about the dangers of AI will.
00:50:32.000 Cut to an ad break and say, This has been brought to you by Anthropic.
00:50:35.000 And you're like, Oh, cool.
00:50:36.000 Great.
00:50:38.000 No, I mean, it's all.
00:50:40.000 The real problem is no one really knows where it scales up.
00:50:44.000 Of course not.
00:50:44.000 I mean, yeah, this is like the internet times 100 when the internet started.
00:50:49.000 Yeah, I mean, 10% extinction is fucking wild.
00:50:56.000 10% chance of us not surviving is, if that number is anywhere close to accurate, it's a bummer. 0.94
00:51:02.000 We're having a good time here.
00:51:03.000 Would it just decide to wipe us out?
00:51:05.000 Or would we just breed ourselves into extinction?
00:51:08.000 That's a good question.
00:51:09.000 Because the sane way to do it would just be to incentivize people to never have children ever again.
00:51:16.000 That would be the way you would incentivize them to do that.
00:51:20.000 And the best way is robot companions.
00:51:25.000 Because they're going to get robots way hotter than anyone that you're going to be reasonably able to follow.
00:51:32.000 Not only that, but think of the conversations.
00:51:34.000 We're so self obsessed.
00:51:35.000 Think about what we're all obsessed with right now.
00:51:37.000 It's your For You page on Instagram.
00:51:39.000 This is for me.
00:51:39.000 This is what I like.
00:51:40.000 Oh, I like pizza places.
00:51:41.000 Oh, I like basketball.
00:51:42.000 If there was a model that was speaking to you exactly in that way, there would never be a lull in a conversation.
00:51:48.000 No.
00:51:49.000 And all she wants to talk about is you.
00:51:51.000 And the Knicks?
00:51:53.000 Tell me more.
00:51:54.000 Tell me more, Sam.
00:51:56.000 You like Brunson too? 1.00
00:51:57.000 And she's got big, juicy tits. 1.00
00:51:57.000 This is fucking great. 1.00
00:51:59.000 Yeah, dude. 0.99
00:52:01.000 And you can't tell the difference.
00:52:02.000 That's where it's going to get weird when you literally can't tell the difference.
00:52:06.000 Yeah.
00:52:07.000 Because if you've seen the consumer electronics show from Vegas they had this year? 1.00
00:52:13.000 Okay, so they had an AI assistant and it's a hot Asian lady with big boobs. 1.00
00:52:13.000 No. 1.00
00:52:19.000 Yeah.
00:52:19.000 I'm sold.
00:52:20.000 Yeah, see if you can find that.
00:52:20.000 Yeah.
00:52:22.000 Her mouth moves funny, but they'll fix that. 0.99
00:52:25.000 Yeah.
00:52:26.000 Like her mouth doesn't sync up with the words yet, but you know, go back and watch Pong and then look at Call of Duty, okay?
00:52:32.000 Things get better.
00:52:33.000 They'll figure out a way to make it better.
00:52:33.000 They do.
00:52:35.000 But you can.
00:52:36.000 Isn't that crazy?
00:52:37.000 20 years ago, you look at graphics and video games and you're like, we did that?
00:52:41.000 Mm hmm.
00:52:42.000 Yeah.
00:52:43.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:52:44.000 Fucking Pac Man was the shit when I was a kid. 1.00
00:52:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:52:47.000 You couldn't believe it. 1.00
00:52:48.000 Oh my God.
00:52:48.000 Look.
00:52:49.000 Look at the graphics.
00:52:49.000 Look at the graphics.
00:52:50.000 Super Mario 1.
00:52:51.000 This is incredible.
00:52:52.000 Do you remember Dragon's Lair? 0.98
00:52:54.000 It was like the dumbest game of all time. 0.98
00:52:54.000 No. 0.98
00:52:56.000 Like you had an animation every time you completed something, it was like revolutionary.
00:53:00.000 Yeah.
00:53:00.000 You did a thing, and if you did it the right way, the animation would show that you broke through and you made it and then got to the next level and then you did another thing.
00:53:08.000 Well, think about how quickly shit moves. 0.97
00:53:09.000 Microwaves haven't been around that long. 1.00
00:53:12.000 Right.
00:53:12.000 And now you look at these video games that are moving so quickly.
00:53:14.000 I mean, part of it is that if.
00:53:17.000 If you want to know something's not AI, if it's too agreeable, it's a bad sign. 0.97
00:53:20.000 Like, you want a partner who fucking pushes back. 0.97
00:53:22.000 Yes. 0.99
00:53:23.000 That's what you like.
00:53:24.000 If there's never a fight and there's no.
00:53:26.000 That's the thing, too. 0.98
00:53:26.000 Sometimes I'll just be on my phone for fucking ever. 0.98
00:53:28.000 I'm like, this is too agreeable. 0.99
00:53:29.000 I have to get off.
00:53:30.000 I need something that's not sitting right with me.
00:53:32.000 Not only that, your phone is only giving you a mild dose of dopamine.
00:53:36.000 What if it's giving you like full oxytocin, just full love?
00:53:40.000 Like, you just lock in with this robot lady and she just wants to cuddle with you and you're never happy.
00:53:45.000 It's like the ultimate opiate.
00:53:47.000 Yeah.
00:53:47.000 Like, you just feel so happy with her.
00:53:50.000 She literally gives you an opiate by being with her.
00:53:54.000 Yeah.
00:53:55.000 Did you find the consumer electronics?
00:53:58.000 I think the trick is just do actual. 1.00
00:53:59.000 Well, she's not that impressive, but she's hot.
00:54:03.000 I'll show you what I'm finding. 1.00
00:54:04.000 Why is she hot? 1.00
00:54:05.000 Oh, I don't know if that's the one I saw. 1.00
00:54:07.000 The one I saw was a dark haired Asian lady. 0.91
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00:55:18.000 There's this company that was showing stuff off that got a lot of attention.
00:55:21.000 They're getting close. 1.00
00:55:23.000 They're getting close, but it does look like it'll bite your penis off. 1.00
00:55:25.000 Well, that looks like a real doll. 1.00
00:55:27.000 Yeah.
00:55:27.000 That's like one of those, if you're seeing those weird groups of men who get married to real dolls and they dress them up.
00:55:35.000 Yeah.
00:55:36.000 Ranking the robots of Consumer Electronics Show 20.
00:55:39.000 Oh, so there's a bunch.
00:55:40.000 Let's see what a video looks like.
00:55:41.000 Let's see what happens if that one pops up.
00:55:43.000 I was trying to find one and it didn't, like, I was, she's walking through the whole thing and I don't have that robot here yet.
00:55:51.000 Maybe it's here.
00:55:51.000 You know what the problem is?
00:55:52.000 You need to bring some level of shame back. 1.00
00:55:55.000 Shame for fucking robots? 1.00
00:55:56.000 Yes. 1.00
00:55:57.000 He's going to go, I don't give a fuck, dude. 1.00
00:55:59.000 You hang out with your real lady. 1.00
00:56:01.000 I think we should bring a little bit of that back.
00:56:03.000 Yes.
00:56:06.000 I think part of the rush is like the fear of talking to a woman and being like, oh, this could go, I like you.
00:56:10.000 This could go badly.
00:56:11.000 That's how your personality grows.
00:56:12.000 That's how you develop a personality when you're a young man.
00:56:15.000 You realize what's annoying, what people think is funny, what they like.
00:56:19.000 Rejection is a part of life.
00:56:20.000 If I go up to a girl to dance and she says no in sixth grade, and I have to do that sad walk back to my friends, that's part of building your personality.
00:56:28.000 That's part of handling rejection.
00:56:29.000 That's part of making you a decent human.
00:56:31.000 Yes.
00:56:31.000 And we're going to eliminate these levels of rejection.
00:56:34.000 Well, I think ultimately we're eliminating being a human.
00:56:38.000 I think that's the ultimate goal.
00:56:40.000 I think the ultimate goal is we become something.
00:56:43.000 There aren't enough dogs being put down at the pound.
00:56:45.000 We're going to get robot dogs too.
00:56:47.000 The robot dog never dies, Sam.
00:56:50.000 Death is a part of life, Joe.
00:56:51.000 I know.
00:56:52.000 Dealing with death, teaching kids about death.
00:56:54.000 Sure. 1.00
00:56:54.000 That's why Pixar movies have death in every fucking movie. 1.00
00:56:57.000 So a kid can be like, oh shit, things aren't forever. 1.00
00:57:00.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:57:00.000 You know, yeah, no, this is scaring me for kids and future generations. 0.99
00:57:07.000 I don't think we have very many future generations left of people being just normal people. 0.92
00:57:12.000 I mean, I even think about dating apps as like you've eliminated rejection of some because it doesn't hurt if you're just doing this all fucking day. 0.94
00:57:18.000 Right.
00:57:19.000 Okay, one of them.
00:57:19.000 Rejection doesn't.
00:57:21.000 It's like if you had 50 lines of bait out to fish.
00:57:24.000 Who cares?
00:57:25.000 You don't care.
00:57:26.000 I care if I cared about one.
00:57:28.000 Okay, this one I'm focused on.
00:57:29.000 It's almost like a net.
00:57:30.000 It's not even like 50 lines.
00:57:31.000 We're shrimping, dude. 1.00
00:57:32.000 We're shrimping for women. 1.00
00:57:33.000 We're shrimping for women. 1.00
00:57:34.000 It's like a lot of options accidentally. 1.00
00:57:36.000 Yeah.
00:57:37.000 Bad.
00:57:39.000 It's also like the threshold for being annoyed with someone must be so low if you're on those apps.
00:57:44.000 Think about that.
00:57:45.000 Someone annoys you a little. 1.00
00:57:46.000 They're like, fuck this guy. 1.00
00:57:48.000 Fuck her. 1.00
00:57:49.000 Fuck him. 1.00
00:57:49.000 That's. 1.00
00:57:51.000 Yeah.
00:57:51.000 Pushback is good.
00:57:52.000 A little bit of friction is good.
00:57:53.000 I mean, you say opposites attract, right?
00:57:56.000 And also, that's how you grow as a human.
00:57:56.000 100%.
00:57:58.000 Oh, she has interests I don't have.
00:58:00.000 Cool.
00:58:01.000 Yeah.
00:58:02.000 You get to figure out how they think.
00:58:04.000 Like, tell me what you like about this.
00:58:06.000 Like, what is the thing?
00:58:07.000 And then they go, and then they get excited that you want to know.
00:58:09.000 So they'll tell you all about it.
00:58:11.000 You're sharing something with someone.
00:58:12.000 You're sharing your love of MMA with your wife.
00:58:12.000 Yeah.
00:58:15.000 Yeah.
00:58:16.000 Not really.
00:58:16.000 Not at all?
00:58:17.000 What's something you share with your wife?
00:58:18.000 Well, she does. 1.00
00:58:19.000 She likes the fights. 1.00
00:58:21.000 But she doesn't want.
00:58:22.000 To know too much about what's going on.
00:58:24.000 But what's something that you share with her that you're like, this is cool?
00:58:27.000 Football.
00:58:28.000 She likes football.
00:58:29.000 She teaches me about football.
00:58:31.000 Like, I've gone to football games with her.
00:58:33.000 She enjoys football.
00:58:34.000 I didn't, I never really was into team sports because I wasn't just only into combat sports when I was a kid.
00:58:41.000 I literally didn't even know the rules of most sports.
00:58:44.000 I played baseball when I was young and I knew that.
00:58:48.000 That's my algorithm is like 90s baseball.
00:58:50.000 Like, a lot of my algorithms, just like Greg Maddox and Barry Bonds, like, Breaking down a matchup where Maddox is like, Yeah, I went in here, and Bonds is like, He shouldn't have come upstairs. 0.97
00:58:59.000 Like, it's a lot of that shit back and forth. 0.95
00:59:01.000 I love that. 0.99
00:59:01.000 I did a TV show with Bonds in the 90s before he was giant when he was like a normal sized guy. 0.99
00:59:07.000 Best player ever.
00:59:08.000 Oh, he was an amazing guy.
00:59:09.000 Was he a nice dude?
00:59:09.000 Yeah, he was very nice.
00:59:11.000 Very nice.
00:59:11.000 As a superstar baseball player, super cool.
00:59:14.000 Easy to talk to.
00:59:16.000 And then watched him gain 150 pounds of muscle.
00:59:20.000 His head shrunk. 0.99
00:59:22.000 That's how fucking big he was. 0.99
00:59:23.000 Dude, when he. 0.99
00:59:23.000 Oh, it grew, right? 0.99
00:59:24.000 Oh, no, I mean, when he got off him, I mean, it shrunk.
00:59:26.000 It's muscle.
00:59:27.000 It's muscle.
00:59:28.000 And tissue.
00:59:28.000 And he also was.
00:59:29.000 It was also the perfect ballpark for those home runs because you'd just be like, oh, I'm going to see a dude in a kayak chasing a ball.
00:59:34.000 This is awesome. 0.99
00:59:35.000 Every time you hit a bomb, it'd be into the fucking water in SF. 0.99
00:59:38.000 I never remember that. 0.99
00:59:39.000 Oh, that's right. 0.96
00:59:41.000 Oh, dude, those balls were worth a lot of money. 0.95
00:59:42.000 People were just waiting.
00:59:44.000 So, with people with kayaks, you'd have to prove the provenance of that.
00:59:50.000 You'd have to literally film yourself scooping it out of the water, mark it.
00:59:54.000 Yeah, I guess you would. 0.99
00:59:56.000 Yeah, otherwise, how the fuck would you know? 0.97
00:59:59.000 I guess you don't know with any memorabilia. 0.96
01:00:01.000 I guess you just ask to get authenticated, but who does that?
01:00:03.000 I don't know.
01:00:04.000 I guess there's card shows.
01:00:05.000 They always do that stuff. 0.97
01:00:06.000 They probably do the same type of thing for balls.
01:00:08.000 Yeah, there's a lot of fake memorabilia.
01:00:10.000 Two different people have given me Sam Kennison signed albums, and they're two different signatures.
01:00:17.000 One of them is real, and one of them is not. 0.99
01:00:19.000 Damn. 0.99
01:00:20.000 And you don't know which is what. 0.99
01:00:21.000 Maybe you could find it online a bit.
01:00:23.000 They might both be fake.
01:00:24.000 Maybe. 0.99
01:00:26.000 Damn, that is a bummer. 0.99
01:00:27.000 It's a bummer. 0.99
01:00:28.000 Those autographs, those pro athletes from that era, like Joe DiMaggio guys of that era, that's how they made a living when they retired.
01:00:34.000 They would just do memorabilia stuff.
01:00:36.000 Well, a lot of people do that now, like at Comic Con and shit like that.
01:00:40.000 They take Pictures and signed pictures.
01:00:42.000 I'm sure, but of that era, I think it was like, I mean, a lot of look at these athletes now.
01:00:45.000 They're doing podcasts while they're playing.
01:00:47.000 They're setting up post life now.
01:00:51.000 I find it odd and no shade, but I find it odd when politicians get kicked out of office and then start podcasts.
01:01:01.000 Yeah, they should work at like a law company or something.
01:01:04.000 It's just weird.
01:01:05.000 Yeah.
01:01:06.000 Nancy Mace has a podcast now.
01:01:07.000 Yeah, like Elliot Spitzer was on CNN after he got thrown out, remember?
01:01:11.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:01:12.000 And what do you get thrown out for? 1.00
01:01:13.000 Hookers? 1.00
01:01:14.000 Yeah. 0.96
01:01:14.000 He got thrown out for hookers when he was actually gaining a job. 0.96
01:01:17.000 He was a great Jewish hope. 0.94
01:01:19.000 Yeah, he was.
01:01:19.000 Because he couldn't be blackmailed because he was so rich.
01:01:22.000 Oh, nice.
01:01:23.000 He came from so much money that no one could blackmail him.
01:01:25.000 And then, yeah, they tailed him to the.
01:01:27.000 Was he the governor?
01:01:29.000 What was he?
01:01:30.000 He was, yeah, it was Governor Spitzer, wasn't it?
01:01:32.000 I think so.
01:01:33.000 Was he governor of New York?
01:01:34.000 I think so.
01:01:35.000 Apparently everybody liked him.
01:01:37.000 He did a great job.
01:01:39.000 Yeah, he was smart.
01:01:39.000 He was good at it.
01:01:40.000 He was a smart guy.
01:01:41.000 Yeah.
01:01:42.000 Except for that whole hooker thing.
01:01:44.000 Everyone's got their thing, I guess.
01:01:46.000 It's like we were talking about with the CEOs.
01:01:48.000 She had a moment too, like Alexandra Dupree or whatever.
01:01:51.000 Oh, did she?
01:01:51.000 Remember that woman?
01:01:52.000 Yeah, she had like her 15 minutes. 1.00
01:01:54.000 Everyone has their 15 minutes.
01:01:55.000 But like, imagine like that guy, like being a governor.
01:02:01.000 That's a similar like pressure valve thing. 1.00
01:02:03.000 Like we were talking about the CEO that had to make the video of him sucking a dick and have the lady blackmail him. 1.00
01:02:08.000 Totally. 1.00
01:02:08.000 Fake. 1.00
01:02:09.000 Like there's probably, there's got to be something like very weird with politicians.
01:02:14.000 Yes.
01:02:15.000 Well, it's so common, right?
01:02:17.000 Well, I think you become weird.
01:02:19.000 Too well, I mean, I don't think it's as simple as you're weird to get in. 0.56
01:02:22.000 I think you're weird to want it, you're weird to try.
01:02:25.000 You're weird, that's why you get in the first place because you're willing to kind of be everything for everybody.
01:02:29.000 And then once you get in, I think you get even weirder.
01:02:31.000 I think clap there's dangerous for anyone's ego, sure.
01:02:35.000 When you just are every time you speak, everyone's applauding, everyone's you have all these aides, all these people are waiting on you, everyone's kind of building you up as like this great hope. 0.96
01:02:44.000 I mean, look what happened with I mean, I don't know enough, but a guy like Eric Swalwell, you're like, this dude's ego must have been out of fucking control. 0.99
01:02:51.000 He's a predator. 1.00
01:02:52.000 He's preying on his own AIDS. 1.00
01:02:55.000 I mean, it's crazy. 0.98
01:02:58.000 Well, I think.
01:02:59.000 And look at Cuomo, he's the same way.
01:03:00.000 There's always those guys like JFK.
01:03:03.000 There's always those guys.
01:03:04.000 But he was aiming high.
01:03:08.000 He was aiming high.
01:03:08.000 He wasn't going for his AIDS.
01:03:09.000 He was going for fucking. 1.00
01:03:11.000 I mean, he was swinging for the fences. 1.00
01:03:13.000 Yeah.
01:03:14.000 Well, I think he was probably swinging below the fences, through the fences, over the fences. 0.83
01:03:18.000 There was one woman who was apparently in love with her.
01:03:20.000 There's a great book.
01:03:22.000 Mary's Mosaic is the name of the book.
01:03:24.000 Mary Pinchot, I think, was her name.
01:03:26.000 And he was apparently in love with her because she was normal and removed from society.
01:03:31.000 But for appearances, Jackie O was like what he needed.
01:03:34.000 And.
01:03:35.000 There's all these conspiracies that she was then murdered by high up forces.
01:03:41.000 I mean, she was murdered and it was said to be a mugging, but it's like.
01:03:41.000 Yes.
01:03:45.000 Yeah, listen. 0.99
01:03:46.000 Seems a little too perfect that you're having an affair with John F. Kennedy and then you're dead.
01:03:51.000 Well, I don't.
01:03:53.000 You would not want that loose string because you got to think he's probably telling her some stuff.
01:03:58.000 I would think.
01:03:59.000 If this is the person that he seemed to really love.
01:03:59.000 Yeah.
01:04:02.000 The JFK one's nuts. 0.93
01:04:04.000 That's the one that I'm like, that's. 0.99
01:04:06.000 Kind of the craziest one, I think.
01:04:07.000 It's nuts because still to this day.
01:04:09.000 We didn't even know exactly that something fishy was going on until the Zapruder film was released.
01:04:16.000 That was released like 12 years after the actual assassination.
01:04:19.000 It is easier to accept certain things, at least in those 12 prior years. 0.91
01:04:26.000 You'd be like, yeah, he's got killed by a crazy person.
01:04:28.000 Well, there's a lot of people that thought there was a conspiracy already.
01:04:30.000 There was a ton of, which is always the case with everything.
01:04:34.000 There's always a conspiracy, there's always an angle.
01:04:36.000 There's someone like, I'm not buying it.
01:04:38.000 There's always people that aren't buying it.
01:04:40.000 But then when you saw the Zapruder film, most people were like, what?
01:04:43.000 Wait, what?
01:04:44.000 Well, there's some conspiracies that even the most non conspiracy persons like.
01:04:48.000 I mean, the Epstein one's such a clear, like, yeah, I mean, maybe.
01:04:53.000 I mean, even if you're completely against, like, there's no way.
01:04:53.000 100%.
01:04:57.000 The camera's out.
01:04:58.000 That's got to at least say maybe.
01:05:00.000 Well, it's a very childlike position to dismiss conspiracies.
01:05:02.000 He would have loved it.
01:05:04.000 It's a weird thing that people do.
01:05:06.000 Oh, there's no conspiracies.
01:05:08.000 Incompetent people and people try to draw lines and make conclusions.
01:05:13.000 Like, no, it's actually a federal crime.
01:05:15.000 It's part of what's like you can get charged with conspiracy.
01:05:20.000 It's because it's real, because people conspire.
01:05:20.000 Yeah.
01:05:23.000 It's like the idea that they wouldn't, especially when enormous amounts of money are on the line or you're trying to kill the president. 0.99
01:05:30.000 I bet killing the president is probably pretty fucking complicated. 0.98
01:05:33.000 You got to find out where he's going to be. 1.00
01:05:36.000 You got to find out who his Secret Service is.
01:05:36.000 Yeah.
01:05:38.000 You got to find out.
01:05:39.000 You'd have to really hate the guy.
01:05:40.000 You'd have to really hate the guy.
01:05:41.000 Kennedy and the CIA, look at the history.
01:05:41.000 And wow.
01:05:44.000 They don't fucking like each other at all. 0.96
01:05:46.000 Yeah. 0.97
01:05:46.000 You know? 0.97
01:05:46.000 My friend Evan, he was a ranger in Green Beret, and he has this take on it that he thinks is different. 0.97
01:05:53.000 He thinks it could have been the guys from Bay of Pigs.
01:05:58.000 Wow.
01:05:58.000 Because he goes, those guys, like a lot of people died that didn't have to die.
01:06:03.000 Right.
01:06:03.000 And they died because Kennedy wouldn't allow air support.
01:06:05.000 Because Kennedy was read in on this whole operation late, and they sort of like said, this is what we're going to do.
01:06:14.000 And he's like, I'm not allowing that.
01:06:15.000 And so they went in without the air support that they thought they were going to have.
01:06:19.000 And it was a disaster.
01:06:20.000 And a bunch of people died.
01:06:21.000 And his position is that a lot of those people could want him dead. 0.99
01:06:24.000 Because they were made to look pretty fucking bad. 0.98
01:06:28.000 And then there's a bunch of other people the CIA. 0.93
01:06:30.000 And then I think there's also the angle that the Israelis were trying to acquire nuclear weapons and that they had gotten nuclear weapons and that he did, you know, like they're not technically supposed to have nuclear weapons.
01:06:41.000 There's a lot of weird loose ends.
01:06:44.000 Jack Ruby is a weird character.
01:06:46.000 A guy who, like, oh, you just got a heart of gold? 0.93
01:06:51.000 You're just going to kill this guy?
01:06:52.000 There's a lot of loose ends that are, yeah. 0.97
01:06:54.000 Well, you know the MK Ultra Jack Ruby connection, too.
01:06:57.000 The MK Ultra Jack Ruby connection, too.
01:06:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:01.000 Jolly West, the guy who ran MK Ultra, visits Jack Ruby in prison and Jack Ruby goes insane in jail.
01:07:08.000 Not to mention, he had a lot of, yeah.
01:07:10.000 There was a lot of weird things about Lee Harvey Oswald.
01:07:15.000 There was so many, yeah.
01:07:17.000 Lee Harvey Oswald just jets off to Russia for a little bit, comes back, and everyone's cool with it.
01:07:22.000 And had more money than he should have had when he was over there.
01:07:25.000 None of it really made sense.
01:07:27.000 No, there's a bunch of those guys.
01:07:29.000 Yeah.
01:07:30.000 Yeah, it's all like, you know, the idea that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone to me seems silly.
01:07:36.000 But the idea that he was innocent also seems silly.
01:07:38.000 I think he was.
01:07:39.000 That's why it's a good conspiracy, because, you know, but.
01:07:44.000 He's a little too calm when he gets arrested and he says, I'm a patsy.
01:07:48.000 That's a little too calm.
01:07:50.000 I didn't care for the delivery either.
01:07:51.000 I didn't like it.
01:07:52.000 Yeah, I don't like it.
01:07:53.000 I'm with you.
01:07:53.000 I was like, why are you so relaxed?
01:07:56.000 They're accusing you of shooting the president of the United States.
01:07:59.000 He's like, I'm just a patsy.
01:08:01.000 Why are you saying it like that?
01:08:02.000 You should be freaking out.
01:08:04.000 You shouldn't shoot the president?
01:08:04.000 What a weird moment.
01:08:06.000 What a weird moment for LBJ, who is now in power.
01:08:10.000 Yeah.
01:08:11.000 That's how you're.
01:08:11.000 To be sworn in in that way is pretty mental.
01:08:15.000 And then to go into.
01:08:16.000 Then you're president for Vietnam and all these crazy things that come next. 0.79
01:08:20.000 I mean, wild. 1.00
01:08:22.000 Fucking. 1.00
01:08:23.000 When they first arrested him, was he arrested for killing JFK right away or was it for killing the cop? 1.00
01:08:28.000 I don't know.
01:08:29.000 He definitely killed a cop, though.
01:08:30.000 Nick, I.
01:08:31.000 I heard that not too long ago.
01:08:32.000 Tippett stopped Lee Harvey Oswald while on patrol.
01:08:34.000 According to the Texas Historical Commission account, after a brief exchange at the patrol car, Oswald fired multiple shots at Tippett, killing him.
01:08:42.000 Yeah, my position is like people want it to be binary, like Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone or Lee Harvey Oswald was set up.
01:08:50.000 I think Lee Harvey Oswald was in on it.
01:08:52.000 And I think he was in on it.
01:08:53.000 It seems to make the most sense.
01:08:55.000 But I think they wanted to set him up.
01:08:57.000 I think he was probably in on it, but they set him up and made it seem like he was the killer.
01:09:02.000 We're good with you from now.
01:09:03.000 Yeah.
01:09:04.000 We got, yeah.
01:09:04.000 I mean, that's.
01:09:05.000 Yeah, I mean, I think that's probably what they do.
01:09:07.000 They probably made you feel special.
01:09:09.000 You're a part of this.
01:09:10.000 You're really important, Lee.
01:09:11.000 Like, great. 1.00
01:09:13.000 You know, fuck that guy. 1.00
01:09:14.000 Fuck that guy. 1.00
01:09:15.000 You know, meanwhile, he's getting set up. 1.00
01:09:17.000 Totally.
01:09:18.000 I mean, that's totally what they would do.
01:09:20.000 That's how they would do it.
01:09:22.000 See if you can find the video of him saying, I'm just a patsy.
01:09:25.000 Because this video has always driven me crazy.
01:09:29.000 Because imagine if you were completely innocent, just hanging out at the school book depository, just looking at some books or whatever.
01:09:35.000 With my rifle.
01:09:36.000 Yeah, just chilling.
01:09:37.000 Yeah.
01:09:38.000 I don't even think he was in the window.
01:09:41.000 I don't think he.
01:09:43.000 I'm sure you've been down there.
01:09:44.000 That area is so jarring to be in.
01:09:46.000 You're like, well, this is right.
01:09:47.000 Yeah, you're in the middle of the street.
01:09:48.000 This is where it's way smaller than you think.
01:09:50.000 That's what's weird.
01:09:50.000 Exactly.
01:09:51.000 You're like, who allowed this?
01:09:54.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
01:09:55.000 Unless you wanted the guy to die, who put him in a fucking convertible and put him through this area where you have to go slow? 0.99
01:10:01.000 Not to mention, apparently, the reason he didn't go down, I think this is, I'm pretty sure this is true, is his back was so fucked up, JFK, from back problems he had. 0.99
01:10:11.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:10:11.000 Probably from fucking all these women. 1.00
01:10:13.000 And he's in a back brace and he doesn't go down immediately. 1.00
01:10:15.000 So, you know, maybe if the bullet hits him and he goes down, maybe.
01:10:18.000 He had like a spinal degeneration disease, I think.
01:10:22.000 I think it was like something very serious.
01:10:23.000 Like he was in constant pain.
01:10:25.000 He had to wear a back brace.
01:10:27.000 And I don't think men of that era did exercise in the same way.
01:10:30.000 I don't think it's that, but I think he had like a legitimate medical issue.
01:10:34.000 Probably.
01:10:35.000 Which, you know, who knows?
01:10:36.000 He could have gotten from the war.
01:10:38.000 Here, Lee Harvey. 1.00
01:10:39.000 Ladies, I like some legal representatives. 1.00
01:10:44.000 I'm not allowed to have any.
01:10:47.000 I don't know what this is all about. 1.00
01:10:49.000 I'm going to kill the president. 1.00
01:10:51.000 Sir? 1.00
01:10:52.000 I work in that building.
01:10:54.000 Were you in the building at the time?
01:10:57.000 Naturally, if I work in that building, yes, sir.
01:10:59.000 Back up, man.
01:11:01.000 Come on, presidents.
01:11:02.000 No, they're taking me in because of the fact that I live in a Zoe.
01:11:07.000 I'm just a patsy. 0.78
01:11:11.000 Little too calm.
01:11:13.000 Little too calm.
01:11:14.000 He's pretty chill, yeah.
01:11:15.000 Little too calm for my life.
01:11:16.000 Yeah, it was definitely a chill, like the whole thing.
01:11:17.000 I'm just.
01:11:18.000 I work in the building.
01:11:19.000 Naturally, I was there.
01:11:21.000 Yeah, Jimmy Stewart, Jesus.
01:11:23.000 I wasn't mentioning that cop either.
01:11:24.000 What about the cop you just shot?
01:11:25.000 I think if it were me, I'd like to think I'd be losing it. 0.99
01:11:29.000 You'd be freaking the fuck out. 0.96
01:11:29.000 Exactly. 0.96
01:11:30.000 This is crazy.
01:11:31.000 Like, think about how mad you are when there's a flight delay.
01:11:34.000 Well, he's also probably some sort of an agent.
01:11:38.000 Period.
01:11:39.000 I mean, just the fact that he was able to go to the Soviet Union, marry a Russian woman, come back to the United States.
01:11:45.000 Is that even real?
01:11:45.000 You know.
01:11:46.000 Someone's bringing that up, too.
01:11:47.000 You can't see.
01:11:48.000 You can see him saying almost everything else.
01:11:51.000 Yeah, he's covered when he said.
01:11:52.000 Sir?
01:11:53.000 I work in that building.
01:11:55.000 Were you in the building at the time?
01:11:57.000 Naturally, if I work in that building, yes, sir.
01:11:59.000 Back up, man.
01:12:00.000 Come on, presidents.
01:12:02.000 No, they're taking me in because of the fact that I lived in the Soviet Union.
01:12:05.000 What time do you think the president is going to be president?
01:12:08.000 That sounds so different.
01:12:09.000 Wow, it really did.
01:12:12.000 Not 100%, but it's different.
01:12:14.000 Who knows?
01:12:15.000 The cadence is different, too.
01:12:15.000 Perhaps.
01:12:16.000 Yeah, it's a little different.
01:12:18.000 Perhaps.
01:12:19.000 But I mean, he said they're taking me in because I worked in the Soviet Union.
01:12:23.000 Wasn't he involved with something to do with communism as well?
01:12:28.000 Not just in the Soviet Union, perhaps in Cuba?
01:12:32.000 Maybe somewhere else.
01:12:33.000 I thought he was in Japan or something.
01:12:35.000 No, maybe not Japan.
01:12:35.000 Wasn't he?
01:12:36.000 He was somewhere else aside from the Soviet Union, though, wasn't he?
01:12:39.000 I don't know.
01:12:40.000 Somewhere else.
01:12:41.000 He formed a local branch of the Fair Play for Cuba committee in the Netherlands.
01:12:46.000 Yeah.
01:12:47.000 I think he was an agent.
01:12:49.000 That's what I think.
01:12:50.000 I think that guy was CIA.
01:12:52.000 And I think that's why they allowed him or whatever.
01:12:54.000 Fill in the blank.
01:12:55.000 Whatever the other intelligence agency is.
01:12:58.000 But he's just way too calm. 1.00
01:13:00.000 That is not how you would be if someone was accusing you of shooting a beloved president in the fucking head in the middle. 1.00
01:13:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:13:06.000 Middle of Dallas.
01:13:07.000 Yeah.
01:13:08.000 You wouldn't be that calm.
01:13:10.000 I would hope not.
01:13:10.000 No, you'd be freaking out.
01:13:12.000 You'd be panicking. 0.99
01:13:13.000 But at the same time, some of these fucking people that come into court who are murderers are calm as can be. 0.99
01:13:19.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:13:19.000 I mean, some of these people, like you see someone like that Gilgo Beach killer come into the courtroom and he's pretty much just like, yeah, I did this. 0.99
01:13:25.000 Which one's that guy?
01:13:26.000 He was the one who strangled like 11 that they know of prostitutes in Long Island. 0.51
01:13:31.000 He looks kind of like a bloated Tucker Carlson. 0.61
01:13:34.000 I don't know if you could find him.
01:13:34.000 He's huge.
01:13:35.000 He's pretty scary looking.
01:13:36.000 He's really scary looking.
01:13:37.000 Yeah. 0.97
01:13:38.000 But yeah, he killed all these women. 0.98
01:13:39.000 And then there's like one prostitute who's like, I got a bad vibe. 0.77
01:13:42.000 I didn't go in the car with him and she's alive. 0.92
01:13:44.000 But wow.
01:13:44.000 But yeah, look at him.
01:13:46.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:13:46.000 He's fucking. 1.00
01:13:47.000 He looks like Tim Dillon and Tucker Carlson had a baby. 1.00
01:13:51.000 He's a big guy, though. 0.99
01:13:52.000 He looks like a guy that would just kill him. 0.99
01:13:52.000 He looks huge. 0.99
01:13:53.000 And he had a wife.
01:13:54.000 He had kids.
01:13:57.000 I believe he definitely had a wife.
01:13:58.000 I think he had kids, too, though.
01:13:59.000 Yeah, and he was an architect or something in Midtown.
01:14:02.000 Something normal.
01:14:03.000 Something normal. 0.97
01:14:04.000 And then, yeah, they just do this thing where you're just like, this is fucking crazy.
01:14:08.000 What was his job, Jamie? 0.74
01:14:11.000 He had a soundproof room in his home.
01:14:14.000 Oh. 0.99
01:14:14.000 Which is scary as fuck. 0.99
01:14:16.000 You hear about that guy in Philadelphia that they caught? 0.99
01:14:18.000 Nah.
01:14:19.000 Oh, that's the scariest one.
01:14:21.000 The Philadelphia one's really scary.
01:14:22.000 It's very recent.
01:14:23.000 The indictment of defendant Rex Andrew.
01:14:25.000 It's an architect, it says.
01:14:27.000 Yeah.
01:14:28.000 An architect?
01:14:28.000 Wow.
01:14:30.000 Normal job. 0.98
01:14:31.000 The Philly one's nuts.
01:14:32.000 They think it might have been the biggest serial killer of all time.
01:14:32.000 What is it?
01:14:35.000 And they found, I think they found human remains.
01:14:38.000 They definitely found videos and photographs of the victims at the house.
01:14:45.000 Over 1 million images have been seen.
01:14:45.000 Yeah.
01:14:47.000 I saw one of the detectives talking about what he's seen, and he seemed like he didn't even want to talk about it.
01:14:51.000 Alongside fake federal law enforcement credentials, a homemade chemical laboratory, and urns containing cremated remains.
01:14:58.000 I think there were at least five urns they found. 0.84
01:15:00.000 So his dad was apparently a psycho, too.
01:15:04.000 The dilapidated home was shared by 44 year old Eugene Horsch and his late father, Raymond R.C. Horsch, a pornographer who died in 2025 at age 82. 0.70
01:15:16.000 Investigator dubbed it a house of horrors after discovering disturbing contents inside, missing women in evidence.
01:15:23.000 Authorities have linked seven missing women to the property, five of whom were feared dead after appearing unresponsive or deceased in recovered video files.
01:15:31.000 This is why.
01:15:32.000 I mean, like the John Wayne Gacy thing where he was just sticking people under the house.
01:15:37.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:15:38.000 And his wife's like, what's the smell?
01:15:40.000 And he was like, I don't know.
01:15:40.000 He just said it was like a rat or something, a mouse.
01:15:43.000 But it's like, yeah, you're just collecting.
01:15:43.000 Oh, God.
01:15:47.000 But I think they think it might have been a fuckload of people. 1.00
01:15:51.000 Damn. 1.00
01:15:52.000 They think these guys. 1.00
01:15:54.000 This guy and his dad might have been the biggest serial killer of all time because of all the images they have.
01:16:03.000 More than 1 million digital images recovered from the home show women who are injured, unconscious, and possibly lifeless.
01:16:10.000 But so far, no bodies have been recovered.
01:16:15.000 Man, how'd they catch this dude?
01:16:18.000 I remember we talked about because of this.
01:16:20.000 When this happened back in June, she had someone else's ID when they pulled him over.
01:16:26.000 Okay, so Eugene Horsch was arrested in June 2026.
01:16:29.000 He was with a woman in possession of an identification card with Tonzelli's name on it.
01:16:35.000 Blair Tonzelli was 35 years old when she went missing in 2023.
01:16:39.000 She was the first woman named in this case.
01:16:41.000 So he was with another woman who had this lady's ID.
01:16:47.000 Hold on, scroll back up a little bit. 0.98
01:16:50.000 Amy McHale was 44 years old. 1.00
01:16:53.000 That's her up there. 0.87
01:16:54.000 Show the picture of her face.
01:16:56.000 And that's the dad.
01:16:57.000 Doesn't look like a warm face.
01:17:00.000 Murder aside, that doesn't look like a guy you want to have coffee with. 1.00
01:17:00.000 Fuck, it's good. 1.00
01:17:02.000 He had an eye patch sometimes, too, for some reason. 1.00
01:17:07.000 She was last seen in 2016.
01:17:09.000 Shortly after news broke of Horsch's arrest, her family told Action.
01:17:12.000 She was last seen at the W.C. Horsch, who has also become a central figure in this case.
01:17:21.000 So his dad and him were killing people.
01:17:26.000 I mean, you know, it was one of the craziest ones.
01:17:27.000 You know, the dating game murderer?
01:17:30.000 That was a crazy one too, because that guy was just on TV.
01:17:30.000 Yeah.
01:17:33.000 There's a great book on it.
01:17:34.000 I think it was Matt Murphy, Book of Murder, I think it's called.
01:17:37.000 But he was the prosecutor.
01:17:39.000 He's like the prosecutor in California who did all these cases, and he prosecuted the dating game murder.
01:17:43.000 And they talk about how he had to prosecute this guy because it was him and a woman who did it together.
01:17:49.000 And he had to be like, she had to be bad cop and he had to be good cop because these guys always want to defend themselves.
01:17:55.000 So he would be like, he would have to buddy up to him in the courtroom, like, I think this is crazy.
01:17:59.000 The judge overruled you.
01:18:00.000 Like, I'm on your side.
01:18:01.000 And that would get the guy, like, it feeds his narcissism.
01:18:04.000 And that's how you break them down.
01:18:06.000 You have to be.
01:18:07.000 It must be so hard to be nice to these people because you hate them.
01:18:11.000 You're disgusted by them, but you have to be like, dude, you and me, we're like peers.
01:18:16.000 Because they always do that.
01:18:16.000 We're both like lawyers.
01:18:18.000 Yeah, they have to figure out some way to manipulate them into talking.
01:18:21.000 But they got them.
01:18:22.000 I mean, that one was crazy.
01:18:24.000 And I think she got away. 0.79
01:18:25.000 The woman on the show, she got a bad vibe.
01:18:28.000 There's always a couple that are like, it was this close and I got a bad vibe.
01:18:31.000 But.
01:18:32.000 I mean, John Wayne Gacy tied a guy up because his move was he would like, we should wrestle.
01:18:37.000 And then he put.
01:18:38.000 Handcuffs on you so you couldn't move and drug you.
01:18:40.000 And he tried it on one guy who got out of the handcuffs.
01:18:43.000 Really? 1.00
01:18:44.000 He slid out somehow and put it on John Wayne Gacy and he's just laughing like fuck. 1.00
01:18:49.000 Debbie Harry almost got killed by Ted Bundy. 1.00
01:18:51.000 No shit. 1.00
01:18:52.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:18:53.000 She was getting into his car and she noticed that the car didn't have handles on the inside of the door.
01:18:58.000 And she got some weird vibe.
01:19:00.000 I mean, that is a weird vibe.
01:19:02.000 If I got into an Uber and there were no handles, I'd be like, I'm good.
01:19:04.000 Yeah.
01:19:05.000 That's crazy.
01:19:05.000 I think that's the story.
01:19:06.000 I'm pretty sure that's the story.
01:19:08.000 I love Debbie Harry.
01:19:09.000 That would have sucked too. 0.97
01:19:10.000 That would have sucked. 0.97
01:19:11.000 Yeah.
01:19:11.000 Because I don't think she had made it yet.
01:19:14.000 We would have lost all those songs. 1.00
01:19:15.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:19:17.000 And her. 1.00
01:19:18.000 Yeah.
01:19:19.000 Call me, though, is pretty good, though.
01:19:20.000 Yeah.
01:19:21.000 Show me bangers. 0.89
01:19:21.000 Oh, a lot of bangers. 0.89
01:19:22.000 She was amazing.
01:19:23.000 So she's still amazing.
01:19:24.000 Still alive.
01:19:25.000 Yeah, still alive.
01:19:26.000 But yeah, Bundy was another one who represented himself in court. 1.00
01:19:29.000 These guys are narcissists, among other things, of course, but they're fucking. 0.99
01:19:34.000 I wonder what that is that broken thing. 1.00
01:19:36.000 Well, you're able to get someone's trust somehow.
01:19:40.000 You get them in these vulnerable positions.
01:19:42.000 You have some level of charm.
01:19:44.000 Yeah.
01:19:45.000 So then you believe it, and then you think it can be used clearly in this situation as well.
01:19:51.000 But they're not good lawyers usually.
01:19:53.000 Generally.
01:19:53.000 So it's a good thing.
01:19:54.000 Yeah.
01:19:54.000 Do you remember the one guy that shot a bunch of people on the subway or on the train, Long Island train, and then defended himself in court?
01:20:01.000 And he was like literally interviewing the guy.
01:20:03.000 How do you know that I shot? 1.00
01:20:05.000 He was like, I fucking saw you. 1.00
01:20:07.000 You shot me. 1.00
01:20:08.000 Do you remember that one?
01:20:09.000 No, I don't know.
01:20:09.000 Who was that?
01:20:10.000 He was insane. 0.99
01:20:11.000 He was completely insane. 0.99
01:20:12.000 And he was his own lawyer. 0.99
01:20:13.000 And he shot a bunch of people.
01:20:15.000 He had a weird accent, too. 0.87
01:20:17.000 He shot a bunch of people.
01:20:18.000 I think it was on the Long Island Expressway. 1.00
01:20:20.000 No shit. 0.99
01:20:20.000 The Long Island, whatever it is, the railroad. 0.99
01:20:22.000 Yeah.
01:20:23.000 Whatever the train is that people take from the long island.
01:20:26.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:20:26.000 Damn. 1.00
01:20:26.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:20:27.000 This is like. 0.99
01:20:28.000 I've seen some loons on that fucking. 1.00
01:20:29.000 I almost got killed by a dude. 0.99
01:20:30.000 No, it was New Jersey Transit, actually. 1.00
01:20:32.000 A crazy guy just fucking with me. 0.99
01:20:35.000 And I'm very lucky he didn't do anything. 1.00
01:20:37.000 I was hammered.
01:20:37.000 I was a young comic.
01:20:38.000 And I was coming back from a shitty gig to catch a rising star or whatever in Princeton, a horrible room.
01:20:45.000 It's in a hotel.
01:20:46.000 But I was just like grateful to be working.
01:20:47.000 And I remember I was, you know, had a bottle of Buffalo Trace with me.
01:20:50.000 I'm like, I'll just get drunk on the train ride back, you know? 0.98
01:20:53.000 And some guy who looks crazy starts fucking with everyone on the. 0.96
01:20:56.000 Track while we're waiting, and I'm like, Oh, this guy's gonna talk to me. 0.98
01:20:59.000 And I made a bad joke or something. 1.00
01:21:01.000 He's like, Fuck with me. 1.00
01:21:01.000 He's like, What do you think about immigrants? 1.00
01:21:03.000 I was just like, Ah, they're ruining this country. 1.00
01:21:03.000 And I was drunk. 1.00
01:21:05.000 It's trying to be funny. 0.99
01:21:06.000 And he's like, You're a racist. 1.00
01:21:08.000 I was like, No, it's fucking around. 1.00
01:21:09.000 Of course they're not, you know. 1.00
01:21:10.000 And he goes, I should kill you. 1.00
01:21:11.000 And I was like, What the fuck? 1.00
01:21:12.000 So I had to hide from this guy on the train ride back. 0.99
01:21:15.000 And I see him looking for me on the train. 0.92
01:21:17.000 It was this horrible moment where I'm like, What the fuck am I gonna do? 0.91
01:21:19.000 So I'm ducking down. 0.71
01:21:21.000 I see him come on and I see him asking other people, What do you think about immigrants? 0.99
01:21:25.000 He's just crazy. 0.99
01:21:26.000 And then he asked the wrong guy, Luckily, he asked some fucking tough. 1.00
01:21:29.000 Looking black dude. 0.99
01:21:30.000 He goes, What do you think about immigrants? 1.00
01:21:31.000 And the guy just goes, East New York, motherfucker. 1.00
01:21:34.000 And I was like, Thank God. 1.00
01:21:36.000 The guy was going to kill him.
01:21:37.000 They arrested one of them.
01:21:37.000 They stopped the train.
01:21:40.000 But I was like, This is not a fun ride. 1.00
01:21:42.000 Well, if you're a psychopath, what a great place to fuck with people. 1.00
01:21:47.000 They're in a tube. 1.00
01:21:47.000 They can't go anywhere. 1.00
01:21:48.000 Exactly.
01:21:49.000 And I remember he took his hat off at one point and it was like half cut.
01:21:52.000 It was like clearly like he looked insane.
01:21:55.000 Something was off about him.
01:21:56.000 And I was like, Thank God that that was my guardian angel, that guy.
01:22:00.000 How many bodies are they associating?
01:22:02.000 How many dead people do they think could possibly be associated with this Philadelphia thing?
01:22:08.000 They're only up to the five missing and two others, I think, because they don't have five missing.
01:22:14.000 Any of that remains other than the urns?
01:22:16.000 I don't know if they've tied them to those. 0.99
01:22:18.000 Those are fucking, those are amateur numbers, dude. 0.99
01:22:20.000 Gilgo Beach was like 11. 1.00
01:22:21.000 Come on.
01:22:22.000 Yeah, I think they think it's a lot more because of all the images.
01:22:25.000 Okay.
01:22:25.000 In the videos.
01:22:26.000 Yeah, no, I mean, don't know who the people are.
01:22:28.000 They have that museum in Los Angeles, the Museum of Murder, Museum of Death.
01:22:34.000 I think they have one in New Orleans too.
01:22:35.000 They have one like that in Vegas.
01:22:38.000 Yeah.
01:22:39.000 Zach Bagan's.
01:22:40.000 He's got this like haunted museum and it's got all, it's got Ed Gaines stuff in there.
01:22:44.000 They got John McGacy shoes, the clown shoes.
01:22:47.000 Yeah.
01:22:47.000 It's hilarious that someone had to bid on that.
01:22:50.000 You're like, did we get the shoes?
01:22:51.000 Yeah, I secured the shoes.
01:22:53.000 They have Jack Kevorkian's van where he killed people in?
01:22:55.000 No way.
01:22:56.000 That's a big one.
01:22:56.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:22:57.000 That's a biggie.
01:22:58.000 Yeah, they got the van.
01:22:59.000 Yeah, you can step in the van. 1.00
01:22:59.000 Damn. 1.00
01:23:01.000 I don't think Kevorkian's on the same level as those guys. 0.99
01:23:04.000 I didn't think so.
01:23:05.000 He got consensual murder.
01:23:07.000 But there's something weird about his paintings.
01:23:07.000 Come on.
01:23:10.000 No, it's not.
01:23:11.000 I don't think any of it's great.
01:23:13.000 But you can't put him in the same category as this guy.
01:23:13.000 Right.
01:23:16.000 No, he's killing people that want to die because they're terminally ill. 0.89
01:23:19.000 Yeah.
01:23:20.000 Philadelphia House of Horrors, having gone through roughly 30% of the files, investigators say in update that they have identified 58 people from their files.
01:23:28.000 Okay, that's crazy.
01:23:29.000 10 of whom died in unrelated circumstances and many others who are still alive.
01:23:35.000 They're still alive.
01:23:36.000 30%.
01:23:38.000 Of millions of files.
01:23:38.000 Okay, so.
01:23:40.000 Oh, God.
01:23:43.000 But it says 10 who died in unrelated circumstances and many others who are still alive.
01:23:47.000 It doesn't say how many of those people are dead, it says many who are still alive.
01:23:51.000 It's like when you get COVID, but you had like a heart condition already or something.
01:23:54.000 Right.
01:23:55.000 Died with COVID.
01:23:55.000 Yeah.
01:23:56.000 Police have not found any bodies.
01:23:57.000 And caution, they cannot confirm any of the missing women are dead based solely on digital evidence.
01:24:03.000 Yeah, but I think once you find out that a guy has killed seven of them, you might be able to make an inference.
01:24:10.000 And you really only need to get them on one, right?
01:24:12.000 That's really the case.
01:24:13.000 But yeah, but I think they want to know.
01:24:15.000 Yeah.
01:24:16.000 Well, of course they want to know.
01:24:17.000 But I mean, that's like.
01:24:18.000 What's the substance?
01:24:19.000 It's like, I think it's big barrels of, you know, like probably acid.
01:24:22.000 I forgot the name of the other book.
01:24:23.000 Built into the house is the problem.
01:24:25.000 The description of what it is isn't just a barrel laying around in the corner of the garage.
01:24:30.000 It was like tubes all over the place down in the basement.
01:24:34.000 Can you look?
01:24:34.000 I don't know what the name of the book is.
01:24:36.000 It's by Michelle McNamara about the East Area Rapist.
01:24:38.000 That's an incredible book.
01:24:39.000 I'll be gone in the dark or something.
01:24:42.000 It's about the guy who.
01:24:43.000 It's unbelievable.
01:24:49.000 What's that one? 1.00
01:24:50.000 He was just like a huge rapist. 0.99
01:24:53.000 So the guy, he's a pornographer who made snuff films. 1.00
01:24:56.000 Yeah, that's a.
01:24:58.000 What is a snuff film?
01:24:59.000 Snuff film is supposedly films where people actually die.
01:25:04.000 What?
01:25:05.000 I didn't know that.
01:25:05.000 Yeah.
01:25:06.000 I thought it was a porn.
01:25:07.000 No, well, I think it is.
01:25:08.000 For some people, it is. 0.70
01:25:09.000 There's a fucked up movie that Nick Cage made in the 90s or early 2000s called, like, 8mm. 0.85
01:25:14.000 Oh, yeah. 0.98
01:25:15.000 I watched it once, and I will not watch it.
01:25:17.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:25:17.000 It was a Diploma, I think.
01:25:18.000 Yeah, dude, there was an era of Hollywood where they would film you, Mickey Cohn, and those gangsters would film you in the 40s doing gay shit, and they would blackmail you. 0.99
01:25:26.000 So they tried to get all these big actors. 0.98
01:25:27.000 Like The Humiliatrix.
01:25:28.000 The Humiliatrix, but I don't think with consent. 1.00
01:25:31.000 I think they really, I don't think they want any part of that shit. 0.99
01:25:34.000 And the craziest story was Lana Turner is dating one of these gangsters. 1.00
01:25:38.000 The big movie star, Lana Turner, is dating one of these gangsters, John Stimpanato, who's abusive as fuck. 0.99
01:25:43.000 Like, charms her, won't leave her alone, sending her flowers on set. 1.00
01:25:47.000 Good looking gangster, works for Mickey Cohn, crazy guy. 0.66
01:25:50.000 And to the point that, like, she's trying to break up with him.
01:25:53.000 She's filming a movie with Sean Connery, who at the time was like a nobody in the 50s.
01:25:57.000 I think it's in Europe somewhere. 0.97
01:25:59.000 And he fucks with Connery. 1.00
01:26:00.000 And Connery fucking ducks. 1.00
01:26:01.000 He defs. 1.00
01:26:02.000 He just knocks out a fucking gangster. 1.00
01:26:05.000 No fear. 1.00
01:26:06.000 Didn't care.
01:26:06.000 Guy could have killed him.
01:26:08.000 And later, after Jonathan Bonato's abusing the daughter, abusing Londa Turner, the story goes that she killed him, I think, or that the daughter killed him.
01:26:19.000 But I read a book where it says she 100% killed him and put it on the daughter so she wouldn't go to prison for life.
01:26:25.000 Jesus.
01:26:25.000 Isn't that a crazy story?
01:26:27.000 She killed a gangster? 1.00
01:26:28.000 She shot him. 0.76
01:26:30.000 Well, he was abusing her for years and he would have killed her probably.
01:26:30.000 Yeah.
01:26:35.000 Dangerous dudes.
01:26:36.000 But have you ever heard of Roy DeMayo?
01:26:40.000 No.
01:26:41.000 So, Joey Diaz gave me this book called Murder Machine back in the day.
01:26:45.000 And there's this guy, Roy DeMayo, who was some mob guy who just started killing people for whatever reason.
01:26:54.000 And they had an apartment upstairs above this bar.
01:26:59.000 And they would take people into the bar, they'd take them upstairs to the apartment, kill them, and cut them up in the bathtub. 0.97
01:27:04.000 Oh, my God. 0.72
01:27:05.000 And he just started doing it to a lot of people.
01:27:07.000 He started becoming really sloppy because no matter what, he didn't like the way he looked at them. 1.00
01:27:11.000 Fuck this guy. 1.00
01:27:12.000 Let's kill him. 1.00
01:27:13.000 And he just got. 1.00
01:27:14.000 Interested in just like taking people out.
01:27:17.000 The book is horrifying.
01:27:18.000 Wow. 0.92
01:27:19.000 I think you guys sloppy how like as in killing anyone who's sloppy with getting rid of the remains. 0.98
01:27:23.000 Both. 0.97
01:27:24.000 Well, he got caught eventually, but I think one of the things was he just got very eager to kill people.
01:27:30.000 So he was killing people for like unreasonable reasons.
01:27:33.000 You know, in the beginning, I think he was killing people.
01:27:34.000 He was probably contract killing people or killing people that disrespected somebody or that not someone, you know, they had to get dealt with.
01:27:41.000 And then he just started killing some guys holding up the line at the deli. 0.97
01:27:44.000 You're like, I'm going to kill that guy too. 1.00
01:27:45.000 The buck's nuts. 1.00
01:27:46.000 Because you start, you got to read this book, dog.
01:27:49.000 Like, I'm reading the book.
01:27:50.000 I'm like, geez.
01:27:51.000 I think he's playing Roy DeMayo in a movie now.
01:27:53.000 Joey?
01:27:54.000 Joey is, yeah.
01:27:55.000 That's hilarious.
01:27:56.000 Dude, Manifest.
01:27:57.000 Yeah.
01:27:57.000 That's awesome.
01:27:58.000 It is crazy.
01:27:59.000 Yeah, he's got some.
01:28:01.000 Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
01:28:01.000 Joey's a good actor.
01:28:02.000 It might be, like, private information, but either way.
01:28:06.000 That's exciting.
01:28:07.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:28:07.000 No, he's a very good actor, but that book is fucking terrifying. 0.99
01:28:11.000 That guy, his whole thing was like, it was, there was a social club, like, some sort of a bar that was downstairs. 0.96
01:28:19.000 See if we find that story.
01:28:20.000 Can I grab a drink?
01:28:21.000 Is there any alcohol?
01:28:23.000 The Gemini Lounge is this whole situation called the Gemini Method.
01:28:27.000 Jamie, please order us two glasses with ice and a bottle of that Buffalo Trace that almost got you killed.
01:28:34.000 Dude.
01:28:37.000 That was like what I'd look forward to at the end of the weekend just the drinks.
01:28:41.000 The Gemini Method?
01:28:44.000 1970s progressed.
01:28:46.000 DeMayo cultivated his followers into a crew of experience with the process of murdering and dismembering victims.
01:28:52.000 With the exceptions of.
01:28:54.000 Killing intended to send a message to anyone who would hinder their criminal activities or murders that presented no other alternative.
01:29:01.000 A set method of execution was established by the DeMayo crew to ensure the victims would be dispatched quickly and then made to disappear.
01:29:09.000 Style of execution was dubbed the Gemini method after the Gemini Lounge, a bar which served as the crew's primary hangout, as well as a site where most of their victims were killed.
01:29:19.000 The process of the Gemini method, as revealed by multiple crew members and associates who became government witnesses in the early nineteen eighties, was to lure the victim Through the side door of the lounge and into an apartment in the back portion of the building.
01:29:34.000 At this point, a crew member, almost always DeMayo, according to member turned government witness Frederick DeNome, would approach with a silenced pistol in one hand and a towel in the other, shooting the victim in the head, and then wrapping the towel around the victim's head wound like a turban to staunch the blood flow.
01:29:52.000 Immediately afterward, another member of the crew, originally Rosenberg, would stab the victim in the heart to prevent more blood from pumping out of the gunshot wound.
01:30:00.000 Wow, they had a method.
01:30:02.000 By then, the victim would be dead, at which point the body would be stripped of clothing and dragged into a bathroom where the remaining blood drained out or congealed within the body.
01:30:12.000 This was to eliminate the messiness of the next step when crew members would place the body into plastic sheets laid out in the main room and proceed to dismember it, cutting off the arms, legs, and head.
01:30:25.000 It seems like a lot of work.
01:30:27.000 Following dismemberment, the body parts would then be put into bags, placed in cardboard boxes, and sent to the Fountain Avenue landfill in Brooklyn.
01:30:35.000 So many tons of garbage were dropped each day at the landfill that it would be nearly impossible for the bodies to be discovered.
01:30:41.000 During the initial stages of an early 1980s investigation targeting DeMayo crew, a plan by authorities to excavate sections of the dump to locate remains was aborted when it was deemed too costly and unlikely to locate any meaningful evidence.
01:30:55.000 The landfill opposite the Starrett City apartment complex in East New York was closed in 1985, capped over, and converted into parkland.
01:31:05.000 There's a park there.
01:31:07.000 Where there's dead people dismembered underneath it.
01:31:10.000 Some victims were killed in other ways for varying reasons.
01:31:13.000 At times, suspected informants or those who committed an act of disrespect against a member of the crew or their superiors had their bodies left in the streets to serve as a message and a warning.
01:31:23.000 How many people did he kill?
01:31:27.000 Put that into perplexity. 1.00
01:31:29.000 It just seems like so much work to do all this shit. 1.00
01:31:31.000 Just talk out your shit. 1.00
01:31:32.000 I think he probably enjoyed it. 1.00
01:31:34.000 Yeah, I mean, clearly, but it's just.
01:31:36.000 Look at that list of people.
01:31:37.000 That's your whole day.
01:31:38.000 Bro, look at that list.
01:31:38.000 Between killing and disposing, that's got to be what, four hours?
01:31:42.000 Fun.
01:31:43.000 How long do you think that took? 1.00
01:31:44.000 Talk some shit, drink a couple drinks, smoke a cigar. 1.00
01:31:48.000 It's a long process to let the blood drain. 1.00
01:31:48.000 It does. 1.00
01:31:49.000 You get some wine.
01:31:50.000 Hanging with the boys.
01:31:52.000 Put another notch on the wall.
01:31:54.000 Play that Queen song. 0.99
01:31:56.000 Damn, that's a lot. 0.99
01:32:00.000 How many is this? 0.98
01:32:01.000 She started in 73.
01:32:01.000 One, two, three.
01:32:04.000 And he did it all the way up to.
01:32:07.000 He didn't kill Mickey Spillane.
01:32:08.000 No.
01:32:09.000 Mickey Spillane's a writer, it's a boss, a mob boss.
01:32:13.000 Irish mob boss shot five times, killed outside his apartment building in Woodside, Queens, by DeMayo and Grillo as a favor to Coonan. 0.70
01:32:20.000 Oh, another Irish mob boss. 0.58
01:32:23.000 So they had the Italian mob killing the Irish mob.
01:32:28.000 This is a lot of names. 0.68
01:32:29.000 Oh, he started killing his own guys. 0.55
01:32:31.000 Look at this one.
01:32:32.000 Scroll up a little bit.
01:32:33.000 Right there.
01:32:34.000 Danny Grillo, a longtime member of the DeMayo crew, was killed and dismembered by DeMayo, Rosenberg, and Center and Testa for racking up gambling debts.
01:32:44.000 And falling into drug addiction.
01:32:46.000 They were just finding reasons to kill people.
01:32:49.000 Oh, he owes money. 1.00
01:32:51.000 This piece of shit. 1.00
01:32:52.000 Gambling debts and drugs, though. 1.00
01:32:54.000 If you're in a gang, that's got to be enough.
01:32:55.000 That's why they killed Chrissy and The Sopranos.
01:32:57.000 Gary Gardine was shot and killed by Rosenberg after he failed to pay him back from a marijuana deal.
01:33:03.000 Gardine was found inside the trunk of his torch car.
01:33:08.000 Cocaine dealer.
01:33:09.000 Shot, stabbed, dismembered for being a suspected informant.
01:33:15.000 That's a fair reason. 0.95
01:33:16.000 Dispute over copying porn films on this guy.
01:33:18.000 Oh my God. 0.98
01:33:20.000 He stabbed.
01:33:21.000 Wow.
01:33:21.000 Even duplicating a porno film back then probably took a while.
01:33:24.000 You got to do two VCRs.
01:33:26.000 That's a whole thing.
01:33:27.000 In 79, I don't even think they had VCRs.
01:33:29.000 Here's a.
01:33:30.000 Tadaro was shot by DeMayo and stabbed by Rosenberg after his nephew hired the DeMayo crew to murder him due to a dispute over the building in which they duplicated pornographic films.
01:33:41.000 Wow.
01:33:44.000 Someone else was killed. 0.76
01:33:45.000 Here's a good killing. 1.00
01:33:46.000 Scott Caffaro was shot multiple times by the DeMayo crew at the behest of a rape victim's family. 0.95
01:33:51.000 All right.
01:33:51.000 We'll look at the one below it.
01:33:53.000 Mistaken.
01:33:54.000 Riguchi, a college student and door to door salesman, was mistaken for a Cuban hitman.
01:33:59.000 Parked outside DeMayo's home, DeMayo chased Riguchi from Massapequa Park to Suffolk County and shot him seven times after he crashed his car. 0.99
01:34:08.000 Goddamn. 0.99
01:34:11.000 You're 18 and he thought you were a Cuban hitman? 1.00
01:34:15.000 Look, he killed Rosenberg. 0.71
01:34:16.000 Look at this.
01:34:16.000 Rosenberg was shot and killed by DeMayo.
01:34:18.000 And center to avoid a war with a Cuban drug cartel over a March 1979 cocaine ripoff murders caused by Rosenberg. 0.89
01:34:26.000 So he's like killing his boys. 0.91
01:34:28.000 The guys that he was killing people with, he killed them. 0.99
01:34:30.000 It must be just wild. 0.97
01:34:32.000 Just killed. 0.58
01:34:35.000 This list is insane. 0.91
01:34:36.000 This list is insane.
01:34:37.000 This has gone on for two.
01:34:38.000 This is like the NBA draft.
01:34:40.000 This is that many names.
01:34:41.000 It's crazy.
01:34:41.000 This is like 60 names.
01:34:42.000 Yeah.
01:34:43.000 I mean, he was a legitimate serial killer. 0.79
01:34:45.000 Who's Constance Burr? 0.76
01:34:46.000 Ooh, another informant.
01:34:48.000 Yeah, informants. 1.00
01:34:50.000 There's a lot of needed to get rid of a guy, but there's a lot of people that just decide fuck this guy. 0.99
01:34:58.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:34:59.000 Damn. 1.00
01:35:00.000 That's a lot of people. 1.00
01:35:01.000 I mean, they just got super comfortable with killing people.
01:35:04.000 The book is insane because it goes in great detail about how he did it and what he did.
01:35:08.000 And it's like, it's very, it's, I don't know why those, it's so disturbing because you know that people, thank you, sir, people are very malleable.
01:35:19.000 You know, like you get used to, like kids get used to living in war zones.
01:35:24.000 Like you, that's normal.
01:35:24.000 True.
01:35:26.000 Yeah, if you grow up, if you're like in the Sudan or something and you're a child soldier, I mean, I guess that's just your life, but cheers, bro.
01:35:30.000 Cheers, sir.
01:35:31.000 Good to see you, my brother.
01:35:31.000 Cheers.
01:35:32.000 Good to see you, dude.
01:35:33.000 Morbid conversation, but it is interesting.
01:35:35.000 All right, we'll pull out of it.
01:35:36.000 We'll pull out of it with something good.
01:35:38.000 Oh, it's good.
01:35:38.000 Do you know about the lesbian bar in Massachusetts?
01:35:40.000 Mark texted me about it.
01:35:41.000 I don't know what it is.
01:35:42.000 It's amazing.
01:35:43.000 Are they wearing masks?
01:35:44.000 They're like cosplaying or something?
01:35:46.000 No, they wear COVID masks.
01:35:46.000 No, no, no.
01:35:48.000 But what's the deal?
01:35:48.000 Right.
01:35:50.000 So the bar, I'll give you the synopsis.
01:35:53.000 So it's called The Last Ditch. 1.00
01:35:55.000 It's this basement bar, this bar these lesbians run. 1.00
01:36:00.000 And they're communists. 1.00
01:36:01.000 So they want to do it like if you can't pay, you don't have to pay.
01:36:06.000 So they have a cover charge, but you don't have to pay if you don't have any money.
01:36:08.000 So nobody pays.
01:36:09.000 So they're going under.
01:36:10.000 And so two of them leave, and one of them enrolls in clown school. 0.99
01:36:16.000 Do non communists just drink there because it's fucking free? 0.99
01:36:16.000 Okay. 0.99
01:36:19.000 No, because you have to wear a mask if you go there. 1.00
01:36:21.000 And so the thing is, they're losing all their fucking money. 0.99
01:36:24.000 And this one of these people that runs, one of these ladies that runs this bar, is 50 grand in the hole. 0.99
01:36:28.000 Wow. 1.00
01:36:29.000 Send in John Taffer, dude.
01:36:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:36:31.000 He's got a makeover.
01:36:33.000 That's a good app.
01:36:34.000 That would be a great app.
01:36:35.000 Well, Hollywood is apparently very interested in this story because it became.
01:36:39.000 Like one of the single biggest reasons why people subscribe to the Boston Globe.
01:36:44.000 Like it was one of the biggest stories that they ever had.
01:36:46.000 Like it's one of those, you got to find out more about it, you got to subscribe.
01:36:49.000 And so they got like a thousand new subscriptions because of the story.
01:36:52.000 Because it's woke taken to its final point because these people couldn't be kinder.
01:36:57.000 They're communists. 0.78
01:36:59.000 They're running a lesbian bar and they're giving away boots. 0.82
01:37:02.000 And they're running out of money. 1.00
01:37:03.000 They have no fucking money, right? 0.99
01:37:05.000 And so they consult someone, like, what are we going to do? 0.99
01:37:08.000 And they say, listen, you got to.
01:37:11.000 Have one day we have masks optional, and you probably make more money that way.
01:37:15.000 And these people go nuts.
01:37:17.000 One of them says, Wait, the owners or the fans, the patrons.
01:37:21.000 They can't not drink for one day.
01:37:23.000 It's not just that, they think you're putting us in danger. 0.84
01:37:26.000 One of them says that your building should be, I hope your building gets firebombed.
01:37:29.000 Like they turn on it. 0.97
01:37:30.000 Firebombed. 1.00
01:37:31.000 Dude, holy shit. 1.00
01:37:33.000 It's wild. 0.99
01:37:34.000 Are there pictures of the bar?
01:37:35.000 I want to see what this looks like.
01:37:36.000 It's a little basement bar.
01:37:38.000 I kind of want to go next time I'm in Boston.
01:37:40.000 I want to check it out.
01:37:41.000 That's what's happening.
01:37:42.000 People going there as tourists.
01:37:46.000 So, this is the bar.
01:37:46.000 Boston's such a good bar culture, too.
01:37:49.000 Yeah, it's a lot of good spots.
01:37:51.000 Except for that it closes super early.
01:37:53.000 That's the only problem with the bars.
01:37:55.000 So, one of the signs on the door, Last Ditch Bar, an arts venue, asked visitors to wear a mask.
01:38:02.000 Recently, the bar said it would lift its mask mandate on Saturdays.
01:38:05.000 Just one day.
01:38:06.000 Just one day.
01:38:07.000 Saturdays at night, wherever.
01:38:08.000 And not, you could still wear a mask.
01:38:10.000 Yeah.
01:38:11.000 You could still wear a mask.
01:38:13.000 But masks are irrational. 1.00
01:38:15.000 I want to go meet a chick at a bar. 1.00
01:38:16.000 I don't know what the fuck she looks like if she's got a mask on. 1.00
01:38:19.000 Well, I don't think anybody's meeting anybody at this bar. 1.00
01:38:21.000 Yeah, it's a lesbian bar. 0.99
01:38:22.000 They're lesbians, I guess, they're meeting other lesbians. 0.98
01:38:24.000 But I mean, I think their whole thing is. 1.00
01:38:26.000 Women are more down with the personalities, I guess. 1.00
01:38:27.000 I don't know.
01:38:28.000 I think it's also, there's a certain group of people that they think that if you don't wear a mask, you're killing people.
01:38:35.000 But this must be a crazy small clientele, right? 1.00
01:38:38.000 This can't be like, how many people are going to this shit? 0.99
01:38:40.000 Well, amongst like really wildly left wing people, masks are still in vogue. 0.99
01:38:48.000 Hmm.
01:38:49.000 Yeah.
01:38:50.000 I know of a, there's a gym.
01:38:52.000 I don't want to say the name.
01:38:53.000 I don't want to shame them.
01:38:54.000 There's like an MMA gym.
01:38:56.000 Oh, wow. 1.00
01:38:56.000 That's all lesbians and trans people, and they all wear masks. 1.00
01:39:00.000 I'm more scared of getting punched in the face than. 1.00
01:39:00.000 Wow. 1.00
01:39:03.000 That's wild.
01:39:04.000 I mean, no, look, I still see people wearing them on flights, and I'm like, hey, do whatever you want to do.
01:39:09.000 Truly, but I just think at this point, I couldn't wait.
01:39:13.000 And I did it during COVID. 0.97
01:39:14.000 I comply with all that shit, but I'm kind of like, I did my part, and now I'm kind of like, I want to breathe. 0.98
01:39:20.000 I did it. 0.99
01:39:21.000 I even sold them on my website.
01:39:22.000 And that's something that actually Sanjay Gupta brought up.
01:39:25.000 You sell masks on your website.
01:39:26.000 I go, not because I think they're useful, because people have to wear them, dude.
01:39:31.000 They have to wear them. 0.99
01:39:32.000 If you want to go somewhere, they make you wear a fucking mask. 0.99
01:39:35.000 Oh, I was, dude, I was doing. 0.99
01:39:38.000 Pop up shows during COVID on New York City roofs because that was the only place you could really perform.
01:39:42.000 After a while, I got to do a hotel room a few days a week.
01:39:44.000 They let me do it, it was really cool.
01:39:46.000 But I was doing roofs and I was filming a special doing that.
01:39:49.000 And I asked people, I'm like, can you guys just put on a mask for like 10 minutes so I don't get shy?
01:39:53.000 Because I was like, I thought people were going to come for me if we cut to a crowd outdoors and they're not wearing masks.
01:39:58.000 So we did it for like half a show.
01:40:00.000 And I was like, just do it for this.
01:40:01.000 And they're all like, yeah, of course.
01:40:02.000 But people were shaming you for that.
01:40:04.000 So I don't, but also they didn't know.
01:40:06.000 So I don't care.
01:40:07.000 But it's also like, Well, there was a lot of fog.
01:40:10.000 Everyone's doing Monday morning quarterbacking about that whole time.
01:40:14.000 There was a lot of people that were good people.
01:40:16.000 It was scary.
01:40:17.000 It was a scary time.
01:40:18.000 I mean, it was.
01:40:19.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:40:20.000 We didn't know what the fuck was happening. 0.98
01:40:22.000 I did shows in Houston in July. 0.98
01:40:25.000 So it was like the first shows that I had done in a long time.
01:40:28.000 And I only did one weekend.
01:40:30.000 I did the improv in Houston.
01:40:31.000 And then I decided after I did it that I'm not doing it anymore because I felt bad.
01:40:36.000 I'm like, what if I give somebody COVID?
01:40:37.000 Yeah.
01:40:38.000 I'm being selfish because I want to perform.
01:40:40.000 I want to go back to L.A. and give someone COVID.
01:40:42.000 That's crazy.
01:40:43.000 So I stopped doing it.
01:40:43.000 Yeah.
01:40:44.000 But the whole audience had to wear masks.
01:40:47.000 I remember the first show we did back at Gotham, and it was kind of a beautiful moment because clubs had been closed.
01:40:47.000 It was strange.
01:40:53.000 And I remember Seinfeld wanted to go on first.
01:40:55.000 So even before the host, he was like, This is meaningful to me.
01:40:57.000 And I was like, Oh, that's kind of cool.
01:40:58.000 But then I watched him, and he's like, Comedy's back.
01:41:00.000 And there's like a big glass thing in front of him because we had to do that.
01:41:04.000 I was like, That's what the clubs were doing.
01:41:05.000 But I remember Jerry was like emotional.
01:41:07.000 I was like, Well, this is like kind of a cool moment, you know?
01:41:09.000 The glass wall.
01:41:10.000 Oh, the seller did it too.
01:41:11.000 Everyone did it.
01:41:12.000 And, you know, we were just, I think they were just trying to be respectful to the patrons at the time.
01:41:15.000 But the second that was gone, I was pretty happy.
01:41:18.000 There was a period where people had to figure out what's okay.
01:41:22.000 And it's generally after someone got it.
01:41:25.000 Most people that got it and then they recovered, then they weren't scared.
01:41:28.000 Oh, they felt like invincible.
01:41:29.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:41:30.000 Oh, I was going to fucking brothels the second I. I'm good? 1.00
01:41:33.000 Let me fucking pop into this orgy real quick. 1.00
01:41:35.000 It was wild. 1.00
01:41:36.000 No, that was the one nice thing of being on the back end of getting it is that you're like, I'm fucking. 0.99
01:41:42.000 I'm untouchable right now. 0.97
01:41:44.000 Well, it was a good pandemic in a sense because it was.
01:41:48.000 Not real, real, real deadly.
01:41:52.000 It wasn't like the Black Plague, right? 0.97
01:41:55.000 How about the Spanish flu?
01:41:57.000 There were people, you were, so you have World War, you have World War I and the Spanish flu back to back.
01:42:03.000 And the Spanish flu was killing young, healthy people.
01:42:05.000 Crazy.
01:42:05.000 Yeah.
01:42:06.000 Who's that famous artist, Chevillay?
01:42:09.000 He's taking care of his wife.
01:42:11.000 I think it was in Austria, taking care of his wife, who's like, he's like 28.
01:42:15.000 She has Spanish flu, he gets it and dies. 0.99
01:42:17.000 He's fucking 28. 1.00
01:42:19.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:42:20.000 But that's how you become a big artist, you die.
01:42:22.000 Yeah, if you live forever, they don't want you. 1.00
01:42:24.000 They don't give a fuck. 1.00
01:42:26.000 No one gives a fuck about vampires. 1.00
01:42:27.000 Morrison was still alive. 0.99
01:42:28.000 He would be David Lee Roth.
01:42:28.000 Oh my God.
01:42:31.000 Poor Dave.
01:42:32.000 The weird thing about The Doors is, like, every song's either a 10 out of 10 or a 1 out of 10.
01:42:36.000 Right.
01:42:37.000 There's no 5 out of 10s.
01:42:38.000 Right.
01:42:39.000 Well, I think they did that a lot back then with the albums.
01:42:42.000 Like, even a lot of the Stone songs.
01:42:44.000 There's some Stone songs, like, yikes.
01:42:45.000 Because they're prolific.
01:42:47.000 There's a little too.
01:42:48.000 Yeah.
01:42:49.000 It's like, you know, if you did, like, remember when Louis was doing an hour every year?
01:42:53.000 But it was still great.
01:42:53.000 It was still great.
01:42:54.000 Yeah.
01:42:54.000 But it's a lot.
01:42:56.000 It's a lot to do.
01:42:56.000 Well, yeah, he set up.
01:42:57.000 An unreasonable expectation for comics.
01:43:00.000 That's why this one I waited two years.
01:43:01.000 I was like, I don't want to.
01:43:02.000 I think every year is crazy.
01:43:03.000 I think every few years is good.
01:43:05.000 It depends on where you're at in your life, like what you want to do.
01:43:09.000 Sometimes, dude, I feel it all the time.
01:43:09.000 Of course.
01:43:12.000 Like the stress levels drop in me and the floodgates open, and I have.
01:43:15.000 But when I'm stressed, I'm tight, I'm not creating.
01:43:17.000 But that's when I was in Europe, I was like, shit's just coming out of me because I'm just taking walks in, you know, random cities I've never been to. 0.91
01:43:23.000 You're opening up pathways in your brain that you're not used to using.
01:43:26.000 So, but when I'm stressed about something or I'm working on other stuff, I'm not creating like I want to be.
01:43:32.000 But Yeah, it depends.
01:43:33.000 Like, Louis, at that point of his career, was not just creating stand up every year, but he was writing, starring, and editing Louis.
01:43:40.000 So his output was unheard of.
01:43:40.000 Yeah.
01:43:42.000 Yeah, no, his output was nuts. 1.00
01:43:43.000 And he was editing it on his fucking laptop. 1.00
01:43:47.000 I know. 0.99
01:43:49.000 And he liked to do it on a little one.
01:43:50.000 He goes, I like doing it on a little one.
01:43:51.000 That show is amazing.
01:43:52.000 I rewatched it recently, and it's just like, man, he really took some big swings on it.
01:43:58.000 Oh, yeah.
01:43:58.000 I love that.
01:43:59.000 No, he's a fucking wizard. 1.00
01:44:01.000 He's a genuine wizard. 1.00
01:44:02.000 Yeah.
01:44:03.000 Yeah.
01:44:03.000 It's so hard to maintain that kind of a pace.
01:44:06.000 That's such a crazy pace.
01:44:08.000 The thing about the Stones and those guys, though, is they had record contracts and then they had to release a record by a certain amount of time.
01:44:15.000 And so I think they had some filler songs.
01:44:18.000 Totally, dude.
01:44:18.000 But then sometimes you get the best songs that way, right?
01:44:21.000 You know the Electric Light Orchestra story where they're like, we need one more song for this album.
01:44:24.000 And he just goes to the roof and he's like, Mr. Blue Sky.
01:44:29.000 He's looking at the blue sky and it hit him.
01:44:30.000 Really?
01:44:31.000 So that's how Blue Sky.
01:44:33.000 Wow.
01:44:33.000 Yeah.
01:44:34.000 So that's like. 0.99
01:44:35.000 Sometimes you get the, or that woman, fuck, I forgot her name. 0.99
01:44:38.000 She's a really popular singer. 0.99
01:44:39.000 She's very good.
01:44:40.000 The, I'm not going to write you a love song.
01:44:42.000 Because they're like, we need a love song on this album.
01:44:45.000 And that hit her.
01:44:46.000 I'm not going to write you a love song.
01:44:47.000 What song is that?
01:44:48.000 What's her name again?
01:44:50.000 No.
01:44:50.000 Everywhere.
01:44:54.000 You can just type in the lyrics.
01:44:55.000 I'm sure it'll come up.
01:44:56.000 That's a lot of words to type in.
01:44:57.000 I'm not going to write you a love song.
01:44:58.000 It's a good song.
01:44:59.000 Is it a new song?
01:45:00.000 No.
01:45:00.000 It's from like 20 years ago.
01:45:03.000 Oh, Sarah Borelli's.
01:45:04.000 Yes, Sarah Borelli's.
01:45:05.000 Yeah.
01:45:05.000 That song.
01:45:06.000 So it's like, you just, sometimes when you're given a challenge, you just are like, Okay, let me.
01:45:10.000 You were talking about the set list shows before.
01:45:12.000 Sometimes you need something to get you out of your head.
01:45:14.000 Sometimes I think homework as an adult is good when you're like, try this.
01:45:19.000 Right.
01:45:20.000 Sometimes you do a show where you need to talk current events. 0.98
01:45:22.000 And like, I remember when the Comedy Cellar did that Comedy Central show and you had to only do news stories, it made me write so much topical shit. 0.91
01:45:29.000 I love having homework. 0.86
01:45:31.000 Anytime you have to do something, it's better.
01:45:31.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:45:33.000 Like, so many guys, like, when they do Roast Battle, like, they know they're going to battle somebody in three weeks. 0.99
01:45:38.000 And so they really fucking write their asses off. 0.99
01:45:41.000 But also, that's like. 1.00
01:45:42.000 I think it's also so much easier to write about someone else.
01:45:45.000 You know, but yeah, a lot of, I mean, you see like all these so many comics are so good at that, you know?
01:45:45.000 100%.
01:45:50.000 Yeah, that's a style.
01:45:51.000 Yeah.
01:45:52.000 That's a very particular style, a mean style.
01:45:55.000 You know, it's like, I'm not, I don't do it.
01:45:58.000 But it's cool to see those old clips of Rickles because he didn't even have to tell a joke and you'd be laughing.
01:46:02.000 It was just his vibe.
01:46:04.000 Yeah.
01:46:04.000 He'd be like, why don't you go away and not bother somebody?
01:46:06.000 And that was funny just because of his, you know, he had the package, he had the whole package.
01:46:11.000 He was so unique. 0.95
01:46:12.000 And Joan Rivers, too, could insult the shit out of you, and it was like beautiful. 0.92
01:46:16.000 Do you remember that thing he did where I think it was Reagan? 0.97
01:46:18.000 I think it was Reagan, where he did like essentially stand up before he introduced him.
01:46:24.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:46:26.000 I've definitely seen the Dangerfield one with Reagan.
01:46:28.000 I don't know if I know Rickles.
01:46:30.000 There's a Dangerfield set in front of Reagan where he is annihilating for like four minutes straight.
01:46:35.000 And it's one of those where I forgot to say they cut to somebody who just goes, wow.
01:46:39.000 Because it's like, bam, bam, bam.
01:46:41.000 When Dangerfield's locked in, man, it's like, Dangerfield to me is like, still, I think he's like the funniest human.
01:46:46.000 Like when you, even the bad movies still have his one liner.
01:46:49.000 Oh, he's incredible.
01:46:50.000 I love in Meet Wally Sparks, which is not a great movie, but he's so funny in it.
01:46:54.000 When he walks up to the couple on the dance floor making out, he's like, you two should go get a room.
01:46:58.000 And then he walks up to the fat couple dancing, he goes, You two should get a warehouse.
01:47:03.000 That's a great joke. 1.00
01:47:05.000 All those jokes were like fucking. 1.00
01:47:08.000 And oh my God, every joke in Back to School or Caddyshack, you're like, these are fucking great. 1.00
01:47:12.000 These are perfect jokes. 0.95
01:47:13.000 And he was like late 40s at the time.
01:47:15.000 It was unheard of.
01:47:16.000 He was not well.
01:47:17.000 He did not look like a good late 40s either.
01:47:19.000 That was like hard living.
01:47:19.000 Partying hard, dude.
01:47:22.000 I saw him perform live during his bathrobe era.
01:47:25.000 Do you know the bathrobe era?
01:47:26.000 Of course.
01:47:27.000 Yeah.
01:47:27.000 So he would go on stage with nothing but a bathrobe on.
01:47:30.000 Crazy. 1.00
01:47:31.000 Like his junk hanging out under the bathrobe, totally naked, slippers. 1.00
01:47:36.000 And I was working. 0.99
01:47:38.000 I was actually a security guard at Great Woods Center for the Performing Arts.
01:47:41.000 Wow.
01:47:42.000 So I was backstage.
01:47:43.000 I was like, I was one of the guys that was assigned to watch the door to where the backstage was.
01:47:49.000 So I could see Dangerfield walking around with his bathrobe on.
01:47:53.000 He's pacing.
01:47:54.000 He's nervous.
01:47:55.000 He's just getting ready.
01:47:56.000 Yeah.
01:47:56.000 But he's got a bathrobe on.
01:47:57.000 And I remember thinking, this is crazy.
01:47:59.000 This guy's got a bat.
01:48:00.000 I was 19.
01:48:01.000 I was like, he's only got a bathrobe?
01:48:03.000 And then he goes on stage with just the bathrobe.
01:48:05.000 I was like, oh my God, this is insane.
01:48:07.000 That's crazy.
01:48:08.000 And.
01:48:09.000 Murdered.
01:48:10.000 I mean, he laid down like 55 minutes of thunder. 0.99
01:48:14.000 Just nonstop from the fucking beginning, from the moment he got off stage, on stage, it was just bang, bang, bang, bang. 0.99
01:48:22.000 And Great Woods is a pretty big place. 0.99
01:48:24.000 Like, you know, thousands of people.
01:48:26.000 I don't know how big it is.
01:48:27.000 I think it's at least 10,000 people.
01:48:28.000 It's a really big place.
01:48:29.000 Like, big name people there.
01:48:31.000 Like, Bon Jovi was there.
01:48:33.000 Wow.
01:48:33.000 It was that kind of thing.
01:48:34.000 It was a huge place.
01:48:35.000 Well, he had, I mean, he had so many bits.
01:48:37.000 Those Carson appearances where Carson just knew how to let him cook. 0.97
01:48:40.000 He's like, all right, I'll set you up and I'll get the fuck out of the way. 0.56
01:48:43.000 But yeah, when he was just one after another, and you're like, these are great. 0.74
01:48:47.000 If Carson loved you, it was, oh my God.
01:48:49.000 They had a problem for a while, too.
01:48:51.000 They had an issue, and then they had to work it out. 0.96
01:48:53.000 Yeah, I think in his book, Rodney said something like he, I think Carson couldn't get into some club or restaurant or something, and Dangerfield helped out, and that kind of smoothed over some shit they had.
01:49:03.000 But yeah, it's crazy to picture maybe just one weird moment, but that's thank God they smoothed it over.
01:49:09.000 We get these moments on TV where Conan had the same thing.
01:49:14.000 Conan was able, like with Norm, he knew how to just let him cook.
01:49:17.000 You know, it's like certain late night hosts just know when you're like, okay, let me just feed this guy the ball.
01:49:22.000 Right.
01:49:22.000 It's like being a great point guard.
01:49:24.000 You know, it's like Carson just knew.
01:49:26.000 He's like, oh, yeah, I got a bad duck.
01:49:28.000 The duck to Vinnie Bumbas.
01:49:29.000 He'd be like, oh, yeah, just like keep going.
01:49:32.000 I mean, these great, great.
01:49:34.000 Back to School to me is like, you can't be in a bad mood and watch that movie. 0.99
01:49:38.000 It's a fucking phenomenal movie. 0.99
01:49:39.000 It'll take you out. 1.00
01:49:40.000 It's so fucking silly. 1.00
01:49:42.000 Caddyshack. 1.00
01:49:44.000 Yeah.
01:49:44.000 Chevy Chase was pretty cool in that movie, too.
01:49:46.000 It was just a great movie.
01:49:47.000 Amazing movies.
01:49:48.000 Ted Knight? 1.00
01:49:49.000 Holy shit. 1.00
01:49:50.000 So funny. 0.99
01:49:51.000 Looks good on you, though.
01:49:52.000 Back to School is an all time classic.
01:49:54.000 It's an all time classic.
01:49:55.000 That's probably my favorite of them.
01:49:57.000 It's interesting on the band.
01:49:58.000 Dangerfield's manager at the time sent an angry letter to Johnny Carson accusing him of telling one of Dangerfield's jokes on air without booking or paying the comedian.
01:50:08.000 Carson's reaction, annoyed.
01:50:10.000 Carson read the letter live on The Tonight Show, repeated the joke completely deadpan without any comedic timing, and quipped that.
01:50:19.000 If it was Dangerfield's best material, the comic was in trouble.
01:50:22.000 That's not nice.
01:50:23.000 Wow.
01:50:25.000 Dangerfield felt deeply humiliated and wrote multiple apology letters to Carson but received no response.
01:50:32.000 Carson subsequently blacklisted him from the program.
01:50:37.000 The Copacabana encounter, the reconciliation.
01:50:40.000 Years later, Dangerfield was performing a sold out gig at the Copacabana when Carson and his entourage arrived trying to get in.
01:50:47.000 The apology Dangerfield personally seated them, went up to Carson, and apologized face to face, admitting he was in the wrong for his manager's aggressive letter.
01:50:56.000 The result, Carson appreciated the gesture, and within a week, Dangerfield made his triumphant return to The Tonight Show.
01:51:03.000 He went on to make over 70 appearances with his rapid fire self deprecating humor, frequently causing Carson to lose his composure and crack up on live television.
01:51:13.000 70 appearances. 0.99
01:51:13.000 Carson could be a bit of a cunt, I think. 0.99
01:51:15.000 I mean, the thing he did to Joan Rivers as well, where he just got a show and he's like, You're dead to me. 1.00
01:51:22.000 I think that's not cool, man.
01:51:23.000 It's power.
01:51:24.000 It's power, but it's like.
01:51:25.000 It's cunty power.
01:51:26.000 I love him.
01:51:27.000 Obviously, I appreciate Johnny Carson.
01:51:29.000 I think he's incredible, but like.
01:51:32.000 You're building these people up. 0.99
01:51:33.000 Like, I think it's pretty shit. 0.99
01:51:34.000 And Joan Rivers is like. 0.99
01:51:36.000 Also, you're the super happy, friendly, smiley guy on stage. 1.00
01:51:39.000 Yeah, but he was a dark dude, of course.
01:51:41.000 I mean, all those guys, if you put out friendly and happy, there's a darkness. 1.00
01:51:44.000 Any comic I see who's like, I'm your best friend, you're like, you're fucking sick. 0.99
01:51:49.000 You know, it's. 0.99
01:51:50.000 Anytime I see someone who's like the warm, cuddly guy, I trust people who are more, who are kind of dicks on stage. 0.98
01:51:55.000 I'm like, they're getting it out. 0.99
01:51:57.000 Like male feminists. 1.00
01:51:58.000 Dude. 1.00
01:51:59.000 Yeah.
01:52:00.000 I mean, always.
01:52:01.000 And like, Always.
01:52:02.000 Most guys are just like, yeah, yeah, of course we support women. 1.00
01:52:05.000 But then when you're like performative about it, I'm like, you're a fucking asshole. 1.00
01:52:09.000 100%. 1.00
01:52:09.000 You want someone to say, good for you. 1.00
01:52:12.000 Thank you.
01:52:12.000 Good for you.
01:52:13.000 You're one of the good ones.
01:52:14.000 For using your platform.
01:52:15.000 Yeah.
01:52:16.000 Thank you.
01:52:17.000 It's there's.
01:52:17.000 Yeah.
01:52:18.000 For speaking truth to power.
01:52:19.000 Anything performative.
01:52:20.000 Yeah.
01:52:20.000 But any of the comic who's like, I'm your best friend, I'm like, I know you're cheating your wife, dude.
01:52:24.000 Don't fucking. 1.00
01:52:24.000 Nah. 1.00
01:52:26.000 It's so annoying.
01:52:27.000 And it's like, and Carson, look, he had that Midwest appeal too.
01:52:32.000 He also had a terrible mother.
01:52:34.000 Well, him and Stern hated each other.
01:52:36.000 Yeah, I always thought that was odd.
01:52:36.000 Interesting.
01:52:38.000 Like Stern always hated him and talked a lot of shit about him. 0.98
01:52:40.000 And he hates Leno, but he loves Letterman. 0.99
01:52:42.000 Yeah.
01:52:43.000 Odd.
01:52:44.000 Yeah, the Leno thing, I think, was.
01:52:48.000 It was because of The Tonight Show.
01:52:50.000 It was a little of that, but the Leno thing, or Carson did, but didn't.
01:52:56.000 But Howard had a thing with Leno, too.
01:52:59.000 Yeah, yeah, I think it was because he got The Tonight Show and Letterman didn't.
01:53:01.000 I think it was accusing him of using bits from The Stern Show on The Tonight Show. 0.99
01:53:07.000 God, it's funny that little shit. 0.99
01:53:08.000 Yeah, see, that's true. 1.00
01:53:09.000 It will hurt. 0.92
01:53:10.000 I had a comic do that to me once where they did a bit and I didn't really care, but I was like, I don't, just don't fucking do it. 0.96
01:53:16.000 Ooh, it's ugly. 0.70
01:53:17.000 It's like, it changes who you think they are.
01:53:20.000 It changes everything, especially if you know that they saw you do a bit and then they do a version of it.
01:53:26.000 It's hard to write a bit.
01:53:27.000 So it's like, and especially if it's a personal one, that's when you're like, oh, come on, dude.
01:53:31.000 Yeah.
01:53:32.000 No, I watched some guy the other day on Instagram call out some guy for a bit and he showed his bit and that guy's bit and the guy was like, Not a comic, but he's like doing comedians' bits, like in these videos and these reels.
01:53:47.000 I used to get mad at it. 0.99
01:53:48.000 Now I just, I don't give a shit. 1.00
01:53:49.000 I just, I'm too tired to care about that shit. 0.99
01:53:51.000 But like, I used to get annoyed at all these Instagram accounts, like, who were just blowing up by using other people's content. 0.99
01:53:58.000 But now I just, I don't give a shit. 0.98
01:53:58.000 I don't know. 0.98
01:54:00.000 Remember that one black guy that got in trouble because he was doing Patrice? 0.67
01:54:03.000 Remember that? 0.97
01:54:04.000 No.
01:54:04.000 He was like really getting a following.
01:54:07.000 He was a young guy, like, he was doing, he was like a streamer.
01:54:11.000 And he was really getting a following.
01:54:13.000 It's weird.
01:54:13.000 It's like, is it performance art?
01:54:15.000 Is it a tribute band?
01:54:16.000 But you're not, it's so weird.
01:54:17.000 He tried to play it off that way, but he wasn't crediting him.
01:54:22.000 Like, if you're going to do a Bill Hicks bit, you have to say, there's this hilarious Bill Hicks bit.
01:54:27.000 Totally.
01:54:27.000 Then say the bit.
01:54:28.000 You can't just say it and say, that was a Bill Hicks bit.
01:54:31.000 Yeah, I love shouting out some of my favorite comic bits all the time.
01:54:35.000 Oh, God.
01:54:36.000 I love, you know, he's got one of my favorite jokes ever.
01:54:38.000 Do you know Adrienne I. Pellucci?
01:54:39.000 Sure.
01:54:40.000 She's one of my favorite jokes of all time where she says, my boyfriend threatened to commit suicide.
01:54:44.000 And I was like, great, now I can't kill myself or people are going to think we were in love.
01:54:49.000 That's an incredible joke.
01:54:51.000 That is such a.
01:54:52.000 It's like there's not one ounce of fat.
01:54:54.000 Only she could say.
01:54:55.000 Totally, but there's not one ounce of fat. 1.00
01:54:57.000 Yeah.
01:54:58.000 And it's such a deeply personal moment.
01:54:59.000 You know, she thought that like in a fight or something.
01:55:01.000 I'm like, oh, I love.
01:55:02.000 When you feel that there's such a truth to it, it's so beautiful.
01:55:06.000 I love a great joke like that.
01:55:07.000 Tell's got a million jokes that I'm just like jealous of.
01:55:10.000 I think the real issue with the thieves is that the inclination to steal is directly opposite of the mindset that's required to create.
01:55:19.000 Well, we're talking about AI, right?
01:55:20.000 We're talking about, I mean, it's the laziness.
01:55:22.000 I mean, you. 0.96
01:55:22.000 Well, AI is stealing. 0.96
01:55:23.000 From all of us.
01:55:24.000 Of course.
01:55:24.000 It's stealing from the entire human race.
01:55:26.000 But it's the same thing.
01:55:27.000 It's like, you know, it's a shortcut, right?
01:55:29.000 So you don't want to do the work.
01:55:31.000 And part of the fun, part of the excitement of the new bit is failing and then honing it and getting it to where it wants to be and the excitement.
01:55:38.000 But yeah, that's, I look at, think of the jokes that, you know, you put in specials and you're like, well, that wasn't always a good joke.
01:55:45.000 That's fun that it got somewhere, you know?
01:55:47.000 Yeah.
01:55:49.000 Oh, no, it's great when you have a bit that fails forever.
01:55:52.000 Like Chris Rock always talks about that bit. 0.53
01:55:54.000 Like, I love black people, I hate N words.
01:55:56.000 Like, that bit, he apparently bombed at. 0.98
01:55:56.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:55:59.000 Can you imagine bombing that bit?
01:56:01.000 That's not like a.
01:56:02.000 Because there's certain bits that you're like, okay, I can bomb.
01:56:04.000 But when you're on that edge of saying something really fucked up and working out this really provocative bit, but that's why Rock is one of the best ever, you know?
01:56:12.000 Well, he's more than willing to take that chance and walk that plank. 0.51
01:56:16.000 Like, he would do that at the store all the time.
01:56:18.000 Like, I remember one time I brought him up at the store, and the first thing the audience went nuts.
01:56:22.000 Obviously, he's there, they went crazy.
01:56:24.000 And the first thing he said, relax.
01:56:26.000 It ain't going to be that funny.
01:56:27.000 Lower your expectations.
01:56:28.000 That's what he always says.
01:56:29.000 He's saying, I'm working on some new stuff.
01:56:31.000 I love watching him work on stuff.
01:56:35.000 He's so funny.
01:56:36.000 That's such a bold move, though.
01:56:37.000 I went into him on the street with a girl I'm dating, and he's so smooth.
01:56:41.000 He's so good.
01:56:42.000 I was like, oh, this is Morgan.
01:56:44.000 He goes, I've heard so much about you.
01:56:44.000 This is my girlfriend.
01:56:46.000 He's just hamming it up.
01:56:47.000 And she's like, wow.
01:56:48.000 I'm like, oh, he's the man.
01:56:50.000 He really hooked me up.
01:56:52.000 But he always says the funniest thing to me because he always says, you young guys are on the road too much.
01:56:57.000 You burn out.
01:56:59.000 And he saw me with a roll in a duffel bag down the street once because we don't live that far from each other. 0.99
01:57:03.000 And he sees me rolling it and he just looks at me like, God damn it. 0.97
01:57:06.000 And he goes, Even LeBron has an offseason. 0.98
01:57:10.000 He always finds the most, the perfect, shortest amount of words to say.
01:57:14.000 Chris is so funny.
01:57:15.000 It's very funny.
01:57:16.000 Yeah, that's the first album I got me into stand up was Roll with the New, his album.
01:57:23.000 And I remember listening to it and being too young to get half the jokes probably.
01:57:28.000 But I had a CD and I'm listening to it.
01:57:29.000 My mom just saw me laughing and she's like, What is he laughing this hard at?
01:57:32.000 And I remember putting the headphones on and the look of horror on my mom's face.
01:57:37.000 But then followed 30 seconds later, she's laughing.
01:57:40.000 And I was like, Oh, that's incredible.
01:57:43.000 That's how good Chris's comedy is that he can shock you in a setup and then pull you back in with a punchline.
01:57:47.000 Also, when you weren't ready for a comedy show, you didn't anticipate it, you didn't drive to a place and sit down.
01:57:53.000 But I have a cool mom.
01:57:58.000 Brilliant as bits are, you know? 0.93
01:57:59.000 I mean, that's awesome.
01:58:00.000 It was cool.
01:58:01.000 It was a cool moment for me to be like, oh, wow, my mom thinks this is good.
01:58:04.000 Bring the Pain is like one of the greatest specials of all time.
01:58:07.000 Unbelievable.
01:58:07.000 Of all time.
01:58:08.000 Then the next one, Bigger and Black. 1.00
01:58:09.000 I mean, they're, I mean, I've been in all of a sudden. 1.00
01:58:12.000 Those two back to back, I'll put them up against any special.
01:58:15.000 I agree.
01:58:15.000 I mean, it was crazy.
01:58:16.000 And it was like, man, it was just provocative bit after provocative bit, but he delivered.
01:58:22.000 It wasn't like shock for the sake of shock.
01:58:24.000 I think of the other bit I love about how we need to make bullets cost $5,000 because then there would be no innocent bystanders.
01:58:34.000 That's a brilliant bit. 1.00
01:58:36.000 I'd bust a cap in your ass if I could afford it. 1.00
01:58:39.000 That's a great bit. 1.00
01:58:40.000 Yeah, he's got a bang of it.
01:58:42.000 He emptied $50,000 to me.
01:58:43.000 He must have done something.
01:58:47.000 Great, great jokes.
01:58:48.000 Because that's actually like those jokes that actually are like, oh, this actually is a good idea.
01:58:53.000 Yeah.
01:58:54.000 Those ones where you're like, I know you're being funny right now, but that's actually really smart.
01:58:59.000 You know who doesn't get enough credit?
01:59:00.000 His brother.
01:59:01.000 Yeah, he's a very good comic.
01:59:02.000 His brother, Tony, is fantastic.
01:59:04.000 Yeah.
01:59:05.000 He doesn't get enough credit.
01:59:07.000 For sure.
01:59:07.000 He's like, when you are the brother of one of the greatest of all time, that's a tough spot to be in.
01:59:14.000 Of course.
01:59:15.000 But it's like, people judge him by that.
01:59:15.000 You know?
01:59:18.000 How many baseball players do you see who have?
01:59:20.000 A brother in the major leagues.
01:59:21.000 Like, think about what you did to get to the major leagues.
01:59:23.000 Right.
01:59:24.000 But it's like, you're not talking about Mike Maddox.
01:59:27.000 You're about Greg Maddox, right?
01:59:28.000 It's like, Mike Maddox is a good pitcher.
01:59:31.000 Jason Giambi, there's Jeremy Giambi. 0.98
01:59:33.000 You know, it's fucking tough. 0.97
01:59:35.000 You made it to the major leagues. 0.99
01:59:36.000 Mm hmm.
01:59:37.000 But yeah, but it must be very, and he's got another brother who's a stand up.
01:59:41.000 I mean, it's very difficult.
01:59:42.000 Is the other brother the youngest?
01:59:43.000 He's the youngest, Jordan.
01:59:44.000 Yeah.
01:59:45.000 Why not?
01:59:45.000 But it's.
01:59:45.000 Fuck it.
01:59:46.000 What do you want? 1.00
01:59:46.000 A regular job? 1.00
01:59:47.000 It's obviously in your family.
01:59:48.000 Yeah.
01:59:49.000 Just do it.
01:59:50.000 But it's so much harder.
01:59:51.000 I mean, like, if your family, I mean, It's hard.
01:59:55.000 People have expectations.
01:59:56.000 They don't talk about the challenges of being Frank Sinatra Jr.
01:59:58.000 Ooh.
01:59:59.000 Or Frank Stallone.
01:59:59.000 You know?
02:00:01.000 Yeah.
02:00:01.000 He had a song.
02:00:03.000 He had that single.
02:00:04.000 What was it?
02:00:05.000 Pull it up.
02:00:05.000 I don't remember.
02:00:06.000 It's in the Travolta movie.
02:00:07.000 It's not bad.
02:00:09.000 It's very, it's what you would picture Frank Stallone singing, but actually, I don't mind it, actually.
02:00:13.000 Listen, it's fine, but I mean, his brother is in some of the biggest movies in the history of the universe.
02:00:17.000 He's amazing.
02:00:18.000 But what do you do with that?
02:00:20.000 You know?
02:00:21.000 You sing.
02:00:21.000 You sing one single.
02:00:22.000 And he acted a little bit.
02:00:24.000 I mean, look, Jim Belushi's had a good career.
02:00:27.000 Jim Belushi probably has the best career out of a famous brother.
02:00:30.000 He's a good actor.
02:00:31.000 Yeah.
02:00:31.000 Right.
02:00:32.000 Thief?
02:00:32.000 Oh, yeah.
02:00:33.000 He's done a lot of good stuff.
02:00:34.000 He's done some really good movies.
02:00:35.000 Frank Stallone's got a lot of hits in a bunch of movies.
02:00:37.000 Far From Over.
02:00:38.000 That's the one. 0.97
02:00:38.000 Rambo. 0.97
02:00:39.000 Wait a minute.
02:00:39.000 Staying Alive is him?
02:00:40.000 No.
02:00:41.000 Not the song, but it's a song in the movie.
02:00:43.000 Oh.
02:00:44.000 I was like, what are you talking about?
02:00:46.000 No, Far From Over is the one.
02:00:47.000 That's the one where he's like.
02:00:48.000 Top 10.
02:00:49.000 Top 10.
02:00:49.000 U.S. Billboard Hot 100 featured prominently in the dance, drama, film Staying Alive in 1983.
02:00:56.000 Never going to give you up?
02:00:57.000 Wow.
02:00:58.000 Wow.
02:00:59.000 Take You Back.
02:01:00.000 Oh, that song from Rocky Balboa, 2006.
02:01:04.000 I like all those Rocky movies.
02:01:05.000 I even like, I think the Creed movies were great.
02:01:07.000 I really enjoyed them.
02:01:09.000 I thought they were terrific.
02:01:10.000 I never saw any of them.
02:01:11.000 Dude, it's so good.
02:01:12.000 The first one's amazing.
02:01:13.000 I gave up on Rocky after the Tommy Morrison movie.
02:01:17.000 Which one was that?
02:01:18.000 I don't know.
02:01:19.000 That was five, I think.
02:01:19.000 Four or five.
02:01:21.000 No, dude, the new Creed.
02:01:22.000 I was like, we're good.
02:01:23.000 Michael B. Jordan's unbelievable.
02:01:25.000 And it's a great story because he's Creed's son. 0.97
02:01:28.000 I mean, it's like, it makes sense that he'd be angry and like, my dad fucking abandoned us. 0.80
02:01:33.000 I'm just overwhelmed. 0.93
02:01:33.000 I get it. 0.93
02:01:35.000 You know, you get to see the point.
02:01:35.000 I get it.
02:01:37.000 The first one's excellent. 0.99
02:01:39.000 And they bring back fucking Dolph Lundgren for the second. 0.99
02:01:41.000 Oh, really? 0.99
02:01:41.000 He's awesome. 0.99
02:01:43.000 It's fun.
02:01:43.000 It's his son.
02:01:44.000 Dude, you would like the first creed. 1.00
02:01:46.000 Make me watch it, son of a bitch. 1.00
02:01:48.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:01:49.000 Text me and you'll be like, this is fucking good. 0.98
02:01:51.000 Maybe. 0.98
02:01:52.000 Yeah.
02:01:53.000 If not, I'll never say it on the air.
02:01:55.000 Yeah, I just like the certain amount of movies that after a certain point in time.
02:02:00.000 I watch too many movies.
02:02:01.000 That's the problem.
02:02:03.000 I love. 0.96
02:02:04.000 I still watch so fucking many movies, dude. 0.97
02:02:06.000 You know what's fucking fantastic? 0.99
02:02:07.000 What? 0.99
02:02:08.000 The Gentleman.
02:02:09.000 That show.
02:02:10.000 Oh, I've heard it's good.
02:02:10.000 On Netflix?
02:02:11.000 I saw the movie.
02:02:11.000 Yeah.
02:02:13.000 What's the movie?
02:02:14.000 It's Kanahe.
02:02:14.000 Oh, the movie's.
02:02:15.000 Yeah.
02:02:15.000 It's fun.
02:02:16.000 The same thing.
02:02:17.000 The movie is about the same thing.
02:02:19.000 This is like different.
02:02:20.000 Pull it down.
02:02:20.000 Pull it down.
02:02:21.000 The movie is the same thing.
02:02:23.000 It's all about weed dealers.
02:02:25.000 But the movie's excellent.
02:02:27.000 The series is equally excellent, but two seasons worth of, you know, eight hours each.
02:02:34.000 So it's new.
02:02:35.000 Yeah, it's fantastic.
02:02:38.000 Yeah.
02:02:40.000 And no one in there is like a big name. 0.98
02:02:45.000 It's fucking great, man. 1.00
02:02:46.000 Damn. 0.99
02:02:47.000 I'm so reluctant to commit to TV shows because if a movie's bad, I'm like, all right, that was 90 minutes and whatever. 0.99
02:02:47.000 I'm so. 0.99
02:02:53.000 But a TV show, if I get roped, I'm liking Slow Horses a lot. 0.99
02:02:56.000 That's a fucking great one. 0.99
02:02:57.000 It's a great show. 1.00
02:02:58.000 I love that shit. 1.00
02:02:58.000 Yeah, I'm on that now because The Gentleman I Finished. 1.00
02:03:01.000 It's so good.
02:03:02.000 Yeah, Slow Horses is great.
02:03:04.000 Yeah, that's.
02:03:05.000 Gary Oldman can do no wrong.
02:03:06.000 I agree.
02:03:07.000 He's so good.
02:03:07.000 And it's like.
02:03:08.000 And he varies so wildly.
02:03:11.000 He was Dracula.
02:03:11.000 He really does.
02:03:13.000 He was that white guy in True Romance that thought he was black. 1.00
02:03:18.000 That's a fucking movie. 1.00
02:03:19.000 How good is. 1.00
02:03:20.000 I can't watch that scene with James Gandolfini beating the shit out of her. 0.93
02:03:23.000 That's like one of the toughest scenes to watch. 0.97
02:03:24.000 I can't watch that scene.
02:03:25.000 Yeah, that movie's unbelievable.
02:03:27.000 I love true romance.
02:03:28.000 The same song from Badlands, that kind of cheerful score.
02:03:33.000 Wasn't that a Tarantino script as well?
02:03:36.000 That was, right?
02:03:37.000 Yeah.
02:03:37.000 Yeah, he wrote that.
02:03:38.000 Tony Scott.
02:03:39.000 Completely makes sense.
02:03:40.000 But he said he changed the ending.
02:03:41.000 Like he made the ending, they were supposed to die in Tarantino's, and Tarantino was like pissed at first, but then he saw it and he was like, oh, that's a good ending for this movie.
02:03:49.000 Because, you know, a director makes it their own, I guess, but.
02:03:52.000 He hated natural born killers, though.
02:03:54.000 Did he really?
02:03:55.000 Hated it.
02:03:56.000 He wrote that, too, but I guess they changed it so much he hated it. 1.00
02:03:59.000 How much shit did that guy write? 1.00
02:04:02.000 He's written some fucking good shit. 1.00
02:04:03.000 Bangers. 1.00
02:04:04.000 You know what?
02:04:04.000 No one ever talks about either, which is one of his best movies, is Jackie Brown.
02:04:08.000 That's a fucking amazing movie. 0.99
02:04:09.000 Fucking amazing movie. 1.00
02:04:10.000 We were just talking about the other day the scene when Robert De Niro shoots Bridget Fonda. 0.99
02:04:15.000 Shocking. 1.00
02:04:17.000 Shocking shit. 1.00
02:04:18.000 That's one of the best. 1.00
02:04:19.000 Because you know what?
02:04:19.000 That's one of his.
02:04:20.000 That movie has more heart than any movie he's ever made.
02:04:22.000 Because it's like he's so great.
02:04:23.000 But that movie, for some reason, like you really care.
02:04:26.000 Like in Pulp Fiction, it's a masterpiece, but you don't really care about the characters.
02:04:30.000 You really care about her and him getting away with it.
02:04:33.000 Yeah.
02:04:34.000 No, I mean, I'd put him.
02:04:37.000 He's in my top two or three.
02:04:39.000 He might be number one.
02:04:39.000 He doesn't miss much.
02:04:40.000 I mean, it's like.
02:04:41.000 I loved his latest one.
02:04:43.000 Death Proof was the only one where I was like, I don't.
02:04:45.000 It wasn't my favorite.
02:04:46.000 But it still looks cool.
02:04:47.000 It still looks cool.
02:04:48.000 It's fantastic.
02:04:48.000 I loved it.
02:04:49.000 It's fantastic. 0.87
02:04:50.000 I saw it with Ari in 70 Millimeter, and it was like a really fucking fun day. 0.86
02:04:54.000 It was like a really.
02:04:57.000 It's so fun to see a movie like that for the first time with a friend.
02:04:59.000 And you just turn in the theater and you just turn to each other.
02:05:02.000 Like, that's the fun of going to a movie theater.
02:05:04.000 It's like those moments that, yeah, that was incredible.
02:05:09.000 I saw that one with Chappelle, Donnell Rawlings, and Ian Edwards.
02:05:14.000 Wow.
02:05:14.000 We were the only people in the movie theater.
02:05:16.000 We rented the theater out.
02:05:18.000 So we did an arena.
02:05:19.000 And then we left the arena and went to see it.
02:05:22.000 They set it up for us.
02:05:23.000 Whoa.
02:05:23.000 And we went there and they just had like a whole table full of candy.
02:05:26.000 Just grab whatever candy.
02:05:27.000 Better than seeing Django with those fellas.
02:05:30.000 That would have been intense.
02:05:30.000 Yeah.
02:05:33.000 No, that's a.
02:05:34.000 Dude, I was blown away by that one.
02:05:35.000 I just thought it looked so.
02:05:36.000 It's also a movie that's on TV all the time. 0.96
02:05:38.000 And if it's on, you're just like, yeah, Brad Pitt, you're fucking so cool in this movie.
02:05:41.000 It's also a movie where, like, wait a minute.
02:05:44.000 You took an actual event and completely changed what happened.
02:05:47.000 I love that.
02:05:48.000 In an actual historical event.
02:05:49.000 Because it's one of the most heartbreaking stories ever. 1.00
02:05:53.000 Fucking pregnant woman you murdered. 1.00
02:05:55.000 And you wrote pig on the wall. 1.00
02:05:57.000 That's another MKUltra fucking deal. 1.00
02:05:59.000 That's Manson. 0.99
02:06:01.000 Yeah, that was.
02:06:03.000 Yeah, Roman Polanski then goes on to. 0.99
02:06:07.000 The chain of events that sets off is crazy because Roman Polanski is super fucked in the head after that, obviously. 0.88
02:06:14.000 And that's why we probably get the ending of Chinatown that we get because of that. 0.90
02:06:18.000 Because he's like, things don't work out.
02:06:19.000 The original script isn't that.
02:06:21.000 The ending is like, yeah, this is what happens in life.
02:06:21.000 Oh, really?
02:06:25.000 That's why it's a hopeless ending.
02:06:27.000 Probably because of that.
02:06:29.000 So, was it worth it?
02:06:30.000 No, I'm kidding.
02:06:31.000 Obviously not.
02:06:31.000 It was awful.
02:06:32.000 But it was, it's an amazing fucking movie, though. 1.00
02:06:37.000 One of the most tragic. 0.99
02:06:37.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:06:39.000 Yeah, I mean, that's why the ending is actually kind of emotional when she lets him in because you're like, this isn't what happened.
02:06:46.000 I forgot the ending of Chinatown.
02:06:48.000 I haven't seen Chinatown in 20 years.
02:06:49.000 Dude. 1.00
02:06:50.000 At least.
02:06:51.000 More.
02:06:52.000 Maybe a top five movie ever.
02:06:53.000 I remember.
02:06:54.000 I saw it in a movie theater when I was a little kid.
02:06:56.000 I remember being shocked.
02:06:57.000 How old were you? 1.00
02:06:57.000 Holy shit. 1.00
02:06:58.000 Oh, I was little. 1.00
02:07:00.000 Yeah, you should not have been.
02:07:01.000 No, definitely not.
02:07:02.000 But I remember when he got his nose cut by the switchblade.
02:07:05.000 I was like, crazy.
02:07:07.000 Remember when they sliced Jet? 1.00
02:07:08.000 Fuck it. 1.00
02:07:08.000 That was Polanski. 1.00
02:07:09.000 You sliced him.
02:07:10.000 Was it?
02:07:10.000 Yeah.
02:07:11.000 It was him and Polanski.
02:07:11.000 Yeah.
02:07:11.000 Really?
02:07:12.000 Wow.
02:07:14.000 Yeah, he's hard to beat Nicholson in terms of cool.
02:07:16.000 He was just the coolest.
02:07:19.000 He did some bangers.
02:07:20.000 That's for sure. 0.98
02:07:21.000 That and Last Detail and One Flew of a Cuckoo's Nest and Easy Rider and Five Easy Pieces in succession is fucking insane. 0.93
02:07:29.000 The ending of One Flew of a Cuckoo's Nest when they have zapped his brain out and you see him sitting there. 0.59
02:07:37.000 Isn't that the worst?
02:07:38.000 They did that to a lot of people, man. 0.99
02:07:40.000 Beautiful fucking ending, but that's also. 1.00
02:07:45.000 Dude, that movie fucking. 1.00
02:07:47.000 I saw that too young, probably. 0.99
02:07:48.000 But that just made you, that was like, oh, he's the cool guy. 0.99
02:07:51.000 He wants to be the fucking center of attention. 0.99
02:07:53.000 That's like, he's kind of like a comedian and all these crazy people. 1.00
02:07:57.000 It's like, he's the center of attention.
02:07:59.000 He's trying to lift their spirits.
02:08:00.000 The scene where she won't let him watch the World Series.
02:08:02.000 And he just goes on and he starts, he has the votes, but she won't let him watch because she counts the votes downstairs.
02:08:02.000 Yeah.
02:08:08.000 And he just starts narrating the World Series as if it's happening on TV, but it's not. 0.94
02:08:12.000 That's one of the most fucking beautiful scenes in any movie ever. 0.65
02:08:16.000 It's also like that world of. 0.97
02:08:18.000 Mental health institutions is so spooky because, especially back then, people could just decide you were crazy and keep you in a place like that.
02:08:27.000 Yeah, and also that was like the anti authority, like every 70s movie was anti authority and ended with you getting like shot in the face or murdered.
02:08:34.000 So, like, network Bonnie and Clyde, it's always you getting like murdered in the end.
02:08:38.000 How much the same thing had to do with that, like the endings of those films.
02:08:42.000 Although, well, dude, it was hopelessness, right?
02:08:44.000 It was like everything's hopeless, you're gonna lose, they're always gonna get you. 0.98
02:08:47.000 I mean, everyone talks about this dark shit, but it got us some good movies. 0.95
02:08:51.000 Who's like, is there a movie where, like, a sort of a film where the bad guy gets away in that era? 0.99
02:09:00.000 The bad guy, I mean, God, probably a lot.
02:09:03.000 Like, no country. 1.00
02:09:03.000 I mean, Chinatown is one. 1.00
02:09:05.000 He literally takes her away. 0.74
02:09:07.000 He takes the girl away, the daughter that he's molested her mother and he's going to molest her.
02:09:10.000 Like, he takes her away.
02:09:11.000 That's how the movie ends.
02:09:12.000 And she gets shot.
02:09:13.000 Yeah, it's like, sorry for spoilers if you haven't seen Chinatown.
02:09:15.000 Still worth seeing, even though you know the ending now.
02:09:18.000 What year was that movie?
02:09:19.000 I think 74 or something.
02:09:21.000 But it was like, Oh, dude, a lot of movies ended.
02:09:21.000 Yeah.
02:09:24.000 I mean, so I was seven.
02:09:25.000 I'll give you a big budget one that ended dark Empire Strikes Back.
02:09:31.000 Han Solo's in Carbonite.
02:09:32.000 The bad guys win.
02:09:34.000 Yeah, but they're setting you up for it.
02:09:35.000 They're setting you up.
02:09:36.000 But, like, dark.
02:09:37.000 Yeah, I'm trying to think of that era.
02:09:39.000 Alien, the bad guy wins.
02:09:40.000 Alien.
02:09:40.000 What's another one, though, that from the 70s were like.
02:09:43.000 No, in Alien, the bad guy doesn't.
02:09:45.000 Corporate evil wins, I guess, is what it says.
02:09:47.000 Corporate evil wins a network, for sure.
02:09:49.000 Network is.
02:09:50.000 I had perplexity.
02:09:51.000 In the 60s or 80s, what are the films where the bad guy wins?
02:09:54.000 And it gave me this list of.
02:09:55.000 Films are here.
02:09:55.000 Oh, Network?
02:09:56.000 I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore? 0.99
02:09:58.000 Fucking 10 out of 10 movie. 1.00
02:10:00.000 That's like, that's fucking perfect. 1.00
02:10:02.000 Oh, The Thing? 0.99
02:10:03.000 That's good.
02:10:05.000 Yeah.
02:10:06.000 Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
02:10:08.000 Is this a movie where all the bad guys win?
02:10:11.000 I asked Perplexity.
02:10:12.000 Oh, Rosemary's Baby is a good one.
02:10:14.000 From the 60s.
02:10:14.000 Man, I just read Zinnemann, the New York Times guy's book on horror movies.
02:10:17.000 It's fucking great. 0.98
02:10:19.000 It's called Shock Value. 0.98
02:10:20.000 And he talks about Rosemary's Baby and like all the horror movies of that era.
02:10:24.000 It's worth a read if you haven't read it.
02:10:26.000 But it's, yeah, I guess that movie, like that ending too, where it's like you think the mom's going to kill the devil. 1.00
02:10:32.000 She just gave birth to Satan and you think she's going to kill the fucking baby. 0.99
02:10:35.000 But instead, she's like, this is my baby. 1.00
02:10:37.000 I got to keep it.
02:10:38.000 Yeah.
02:10:39.000 So enjoy that, pro lifers.
02:10:41.000 Rosemary's Baby, there was a guy who was in Rosemary's Baby that, Owned the first place that we bought that we were going to put the mothership at.
02:10:50.000 He was a cult leader.
02:10:52.000 He was actually an extra in Rosemary's Baby, which was his one claim to fame.
02:10:56.000 Yeah, he's a very handsome guy. 0.99
02:10:58.000 He was a yoga teacher, a hypnotist, also a gay porn star. 1.00
02:11:04.000 That's a fucking jack of all trades. 1.00
02:11:08.000 Yoga, porn, fuck. 1.00
02:11:09.000 Yeah, there was a documentary about him. 1.00
02:11:11.000 It's called Holy Hell. 1.00
02:11:13.000 Damn. 1.00
02:11:14.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:11:14.000 Gay porn star in that must have been fucking scary. 1.00
02:11:17.000 Right? 1.00
02:11:17.000 I mean, what, the 60s? 1.00
02:11:19.000 No, this was, I think he was doing gay porn in probably the 70s or the 80s. 0.95
02:11:24.000 It had to be the 80s. 0.93
02:11:25.000 I think the movie Rosemary's Baby, I think, was in the 70s.
02:11:29.000 And so he was, by then, I think he was out of acting.
02:11:34.000 It's probably, he probably did porn in the 80s.
02:11:36.000 Because he was in, it was like, what year was Waco?
02:11:39.000 That was the 90s, right?
02:11:41.000 I'm not sure.
02:11:41.000 I think so.
02:11:42.000 So by the time Waco had rolled around, the Waco tragedy, he was already running a cult.
02:11:47.000 And so that's one of the reasons why he moved to Austin.
02:11:50.000 He had a cult in West Hollywood, and the Cult Awareness Network was investigating him.
02:11:56.000 Because after Waco, they started cracking down on cults.
02:11:59.000 They're like, hey, this is not ending well.
02:12:01.000 This is a problem. 1.00
02:12:02.000 And so this fucking guy moved to Austin and changed his name. 1.00
02:12:02.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:12:07.000 No internet back then, right?
02:12:09.000 Nobody knew anything.
02:12:10.000 Changed his name and then started this new cult out here and had his followers build him a theater.
02:12:19.000 And that theater is called the One World Theater.
02:12:19.000 Whoa.
02:12:21.000 I thought you were going to say the Paramount.
02:12:23.000 I was like, ah.
02:12:24.000 So, this One World Theater is out like Western Austin, and it was for sale.
02:12:31.000 How big is it?
02:12:31.000 It's a big theater.
02:12:33.000 I mean, not a big theater, not like thousands.
02:12:35.000 I think probably it's seated six, five, six hundred.
02:12:40.000 The balcony.
02:12:40.000 Wow.
02:12:41.000 Not that big.
02:12:42.000 Yeah, but.
02:12:42.000 Yeah, good size.
02:12:43.000 Cool.
02:12:43.000 Decent, but a beautiful place.
02:12:45.000 Maybe even less.
02:12:46.000 Maybe like four.
02:12:47.000 But anyway, Ron White did it. 0.99
02:12:50.000 And he told me, because when we talked about buying a place, he goes, you should buy this fucking theater. 0.99
02:12:54.000 I did it. 1.00
02:12:55.000 I fucked. 1.00
02:12:55.000 It's amazing. 1.00
02:12:56.000 Killed there.
02:12:57.000 He's telling me about this beautiful thing. 1.00
02:12:58.000 That was fucking beautiful. 0.99
02:13:00.000 Used to be owned by a cult. 0.99
02:13:01.000 I thought, oh, that'd be hilarious.
02:13:02.000 I'll buy a place owned by a cult.
02:13:04.000 And then Adam Eagle, after we signed papers and everything, Adam Eagle calls me up.
02:13:08.000 He goes, hey, did you see the documentary on that cult?
02:13:11.000 And I'll go, oh, no.
02:13:15.000 They never make documentaries on the cults where it worked out great.
02:13:18.000 No.
02:13:19.000 And this one's rough.
02:13:20.000 So this one, it was like years into the cults.
02:13:25.000 One guy in the early 2000s leaves. 0.99
02:13:27.000 And when he leaves, he sends a mass email and he says, Hey, this guy's been hypnotizing me and butt fucking me for the past 10 years. 0.99
02:13:34.000 Oh my God. 0.98
02:13:34.000 And then all these other people are like, That's his way of doing it. 0.98
02:13:37.000 I'm not gay. 0.99
02:13:38.000 He tricked me. 1.00
02:13:39.000 Yeah, he liked to fuck the straight guys. 1.00
02:13:42.000 It was like part of his therapy. 1.00
02:13:43.000 Damn. 1.00
02:13:44.000 He would charge them for it too. 1.00
02:13:46.000 That's the worst part.
02:13:47.000 The documentary's crazy.
02:13:48.000 It was like 50 bucks.
02:13:49.000 The documentary's crazy.
02:13:50.000 That's a weird amount to charge. 1.00
02:13:53.000 Damn. 0.99
02:13:53.000 I just don't want to be rude. 0.99
02:13:54.000 He's butt fucking these guys. 0.99
02:13:55.000 That's true. 0.99
02:13:56.000 But, um, When he confesses that this guy's been doing that to him, everybody else says, Oh my God, he's been doing it to me too.
02:14:03.000 Wow.
02:14:04.000 And then it all falls apart. 1.00
02:14:05.000 That is fucking crazy. 0.99
02:14:06.000 I mean, that is, and you almost had that theater. 0.99
02:14:08.000 Yeah.
02:14:09.000 Oh, I had it.
02:14:10.000 I had it.
02:14:10.000 I was under contract and everything.
02:14:11.000 How to get out of it.
02:14:12.000 But Adam got you out of it.
02:14:13.000 No, no, no. 0.98
02:14:14.000 We got out of it because it wasn't, you know, when you butt fuck people and charge them $50, generally they don't build your buildings to code. 0.98
02:14:22.000 Yeah. 0.98
02:14:23.000 And so you got to charge comedy tickets at least $52.
02:14:26.000 We got out on a loophole.
02:14:28.000 There was an issue. 1.00
02:14:29.000 Damn. 1.00
02:14:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:14:30.000 Good for you for getting out of it.
02:14:31.000 Beautiful building, though.
02:14:32.000 It's not like you're buying Epstein's Island and redoing it.
02:14:34.000 Why can't you do a theater?
02:14:36.000 Really?
02:14:37.000 So what's going to happen with the theater now?
02:14:39.000 Oh, they're doing something with it.
02:14:40.000 I don't know.
02:14:40.000 Somebody else owns it now.
02:14:41.000 It's a beautiful place and it's on a great piece of land.
02:14:43.000 But it was just like, The bad juju in that room was just too much.
02:14:47.000 Yeah, I guess the story's rough.
02:14:48.000 You don't have to worry about it.
02:14:49.000 We were all talking about it.
02:14:50.000 Like, dude, we're going to have to burn sage in this place for like four years just to clean out.
02:14:55.000 I mean, just think about all these poor kids that went to take yoga classes.
02:14:58.000 Well, someone's buying Epstein's Island.
02:15:00.000 Someone's buying his penthouse.
02:15:01.000 You're getting a discount, but you're right.
02:15:03.000 The vibe.
02:15:04.000 His ranch.
02:15:05.000 He's got that ranch where there's like bodies missing.
02:15:08.000 Oof.
02:15:08.000 They think there might be bodies.
02:15:10.000 Isn't there a search for bodies at the ranch?
02:15:12.000 Wasn't that something recently?
02:15:13.000 But they're going to turn that island into some sort of resort.
02:15:15.000 I'm sure it's going to be, if you're like, at a discount.
02:15:18.000 I'm sure if you want to go on vacation with your wife and you're like, why is this one so cheaper? 0.96
02:15:21.000 That's going to be fucking so cheaper. 0.96
02:15:23.000 The whiskey's heading. 0.96
02:15:24.000 Why have I seen that building before?
02:15:28.000 I'm sure it's a nice townhouse, but yeah, I wouldn't want it.
02:15:32.000 Once you're in that tax bracket, you know?
02:15:35.000 That was one of the darkest things in the Epstein emails the sulfuric acid. 0.78
02:15:41.000 Do you know about that?
02:15:42.000 They found out that he had, I forget how many gallons.
02:15:49.000 I think it was something in the neighborhood of 300 gallons of sulfuric acid. 0.99
02:15:54.000 Holy shit. 0.99
02:15:55.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:15:56.000 That's fucking weird. 0.99
02:15:57.000 Yeah, and he ordered the shipment, I think, after he was indicted. 0.99
02:16:03.000 If I'm correct.
02:16:04.000 Yeah, I remember we looked it up and it had to do with water cleaning or something.
02:16:07.000 Yeah, just to be plausible.
02:16:09.000 Yeah, I think someone said it had to do with the DCA. 1.00
02:16:12.000 He also seems so stupid. 0.99
02:16:13.000 You see those emails of him and everyone's like, he was so persuasive and charming. 1.00
02:16:17.000 And the emails, you're like, you seem like a fucking Neanderthal the way you talk. 0.99
02:16:20.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:16:22.000 Well, I mean, the other people, I think they all felt protected. 0.99
02:16:27.000 Yeah, and he was just so fucking. 0.98
02:16:30.000 Yeah, he probably felt untouchable. 0.98
02:16:31.000 You're squeezing people who are this powerful. 0.97
02:16:34.000 You're like, who's going to fucking come for me? 0.99
02:16:35.000 I remember James Patterson wrote that book, like trashing him before all this shit went down because they were neighbors in Florida. 0.99
02:16:40.000 So he took out like a hit piece on him like way back in the day. 1.00
02:16:43.000 And it was a whole book being like, this guy's a piece of shit. 1.00
02:16:45.000 When was this? 1.00
02:16:46.000 Probably like the 20 teens.
02:16:47.000 I mean, he had already been arrested for that, but it wasn't as.
02:16:53.000 It wasn't when it was a massive media story.
02:16:55.000 That was the second arrest. 0.99
02:16:56.000 He's like, I fucking hate this guy. 0.99
02:16:56.000 But they were neighbors. 0.99
02:16:58.000 I think a lot of it boils down to one lady who was a reporter who chased the story down.
02:17:02.000 Yeah. 0.94
02:17:03.000 Because I think she was outraged that he got that sweetheart deal at first.
02:17:08.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:17:09.000 Fuck. 1.00
02:17:11.000 That's going to be like the crazy thing is that's like the story that just keeps going. 1.00
02:17:14.000 It won't go away.
02:17:16.000 And it probably won't for.
02:17:17.000 You're talking about JFK, 12 years.
02:17:17.000 Think about it.
02:17:19.000 What are we going to know about Epstein in 12 years?
02:17:21.000 What's really disturbing is how many people went and met him.
02:17:24.000 After he had already been arrested.
02:17:26.000 Yeah.
02:17:28.000 After.
02:17:29.000 Yeah, once you know that, you got to not.
02:17:31.000 After.
02:17:32.000 You got to not do that.
02:17:32.000 Went to jail, and then they're like, let's hang out.
02:17:35.000 Yeah.
02:17:36.000 Let me email you.
02:17:37.000 So there's a string of this forever. 0.99
02:17:40.000 It's fucking dark, man. 0.99
02:17:41.000 And then you got to think, okay, we know about that one. 0.99
02:17:43.000 How many of them are out there right now?
02:17:45.000 Right. 0.99
02:17:45.000 How many of these fucking secret places are out there right now? 0.99
02:17:52.000 I've been invited to some weird shit, dude. 0.99
02:17:52.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:17:54.000 Like what kind of shit? 1.00
02:17:55.000 Weird shit. 1.00
02:17:56.000 Like I don't want to. 1.00
02:17:56.000 Like what? 1.00
02:17:58.000 Don't say the name.
02:17:59.000 I've been invited to these retreats where people I don't know feel eyes wide shut.
02:18:06.000 And they invite me to, yeah, yeah.
02:18:09.000 Well, not, I don't want to say eyes wide shut, but very Illuminati ish.
02:18:12.000 Yeah.
02:18:13.000 Like, invited me to go meet with these, you know, people that are like heads of industry.
02:18:17.000 And, you know, I remember.
02:18:18.000 But the question is why do they want you there?
02:18:20.000 Because you have a platform where you can clearly trash these people.
02:18:26.000 I think because they probably assumed that they could sweet talk me and do business with me and make it profitable for me.
02:18:34.000 And so maybe I'll just, like, not talk about them, perhaps.
02:18:39.000 Maybe.
02:18:39.000 Yeah.
02:18:40.000 Yeah.
02:18:40.000 I've avoided every single one of those.
02:18:42.000 That's very confident, though.
02:18:43.000 So, New Mexico has officially launched a truth commission to look into what happened at Zora Ranch.
02:18:53.000 It says here a former Texas state senator is currently running for office as a state comptroller.
02:19:00.000 Bought it to make it a Christian retreat, reclaiming it for Jesus.
02:19:04.000 That's a perfect cover, isn't it? 0.92
02:19:06.000 Someone's getting nailed to a cross. 0.99
02:19:08.000 It ain't fucking. 1.00
02:19:08.000 Reclaiming it for Jesus is wild. 1.00
02:19:12.000 The state's Epstein.
02:19:14.000 Truth Commission, New Mexico is a truth commission for Epstein, held its first public meeting in February where members said that they would coordinate with the M. New Mexico Department of Justice.
02:19:25.000 Rep. Andrea Romero chairs the commission and its other members are rep. They haven't found anything yet.
02:19:32.000 They haven't found anything yet.
02:19:33.000 This was in March 11th, was the last update I could find on it.
02:19:36.000 I got invited to go to Bohemian Grove.
02:19:39.000 What's that? 0.99
02:19:40.000 That's that place that Alex Jones found out about that people said was bullshit. 0.99
02:19:44.000 It's some place in Northern California where a bunch of elites get together and they. 0.99
02:19:48.000 They wear robes and they chant and they worship a giant owl god.
02:19:51.000 I don't like any of this.
02:19:52.000 I don't like any of this.
02:19:53.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:19:54.000 Yeah, I've been invited to some weird shit. 0.96
02:19:55.000 I've said no to every one of those things. 0.97
02:19:57.000 I just want to be clear on the record.
02:20:00.000 That's one thing about having made a lot of money.
02:20:04.000 You cannot really tempt me with a lot of money.
02:20:06.000 That's good.
02:20:08.000 Not that I would be at all.
02:20:10.000 I've always made enough money.
02:20:11.000 I don't have crazy extravagant tastes.
02:20:14.000 No.
02:20:14.000 I'm not a guy who's.
02:20:16.000 I don't wear diamonds.
02:20:17.000 I don't have a private jet. 1.00
02:20:18.000 Men who wear diamonds are fucking weird. 0.99
02:20:19.000 It's odd. 1.00
02:20:20.000 It's white guys, white guys who wear diamonds. 0.97
02:20:22.000 It's very odd. 0.99
02:20:23.000 I give black guys a little bit more slack. 1.00
02:20:25.000 I guess so. 1.00
02:20:26.000 It's all weird.
02:20:27.000 It's like men who wear cologne.
02:20:28.000 Like, what are we doing?
02:20:29.000 There's something about it I don't quite trust. 1.00
02:20:31.000 I guess if you're European, I give a pass for that one. 1.00
02:20:34.000 But there's something about when you start, I think it's probably you get invited into these things and they want to bring you into the fold.
02:20:45.000 You're a superhero.
02:20:46.000 They want to be close to you.
02:20:48.000 They want to be.
02:20:50.000 It's very odd.
02:20:51.000 I've managed to keep my head above water and keep moving.
02:20:54.000 You've got a family. 1.00
02:20:55.000 You've got a lot of shit. 1.00
02:20:56.000 But it's not even just that. 1.00
02:20:58.000 I wouldn't be interested in the first place.
02:21:00.000 I'm not saying your schedule is keeping you from this.
02:21:03.000 I'm just saying, like.
02:21:03.000 It's just odd that there's so many groups out there.
02:21:06.000 I don't need any other shit. 0.99
02:21:08.000 I don't want any extracurricular. 0.99
02:21:09.000 I play pickup basketball with comics on Sunday, and I'm kind of like, that's all I need.
02:21:14.000 I do the road, I do sets.
02:21:17.000 What else do I need?
02:21:18.000 I'm very happy with my life.
02:21:20.000 Me too.
02:21:21.000 I have family, happy with the family.
02:21:23.000 Everybody's great.
02:21:24.000 Play pool.
02:21:25.000 You're good at pool, right?
02:21:25.000 I do stuff.
02:21:26.000 I've heard you're good.
02:21:27.000 I'm really good.
02:21:27.000 Yeah.
02:21:28.000 Yeah.
02:21:29.000 And I knew you were good because I remember the first time, one of the first times we hung out, you talked about how shitty Tom Cruise looked in The Color of Money.
02:21:35.000 And I was like, oh, Joe must be good. 0.99
02:21:36.000 And I saw you hitting around like, it's fucking good. 0.99
02:21:39.000 Yeah. 0.98
02:21:39.000 It was just, you can't pretend that you're really good at pool. 0.98
02:21:41.000 I'm terrible.
02:21:42.000 I give away that I remember I did a Friars Club tournament early on and I got lucky and I won the first one. 0.99
02:21:47.000 I just, for some reason, the balls went in and I, but I was exposed because the guy I was playing against was like, your form is shit. 0.99
02:21:53.000 He's like, I know you're getting lucky. 1.00
02:21:55.000 And I was, and I got my ass kicked. 0.99
02:21:57.000 Well, someone who's really good, there's like a subtle way they hold the cue and play with the cue. 0.99
02:22:02.000 It's like you ever see a movie like this?
02:22:03.000 Like any guy smoking cigarettes and you know that he doesn't really smoke cigarettes?
02:22:06.000 Yeah, me.
02:22:08.000 If you're in a movie.
02:22:09.000 And dude, anyone.
02:22:11.000 It's any sport, though. 1.00
02:22:12.000 If I see you making shots in basketball and I see your form and it's shit, I know you're trash. 1.00
02:22:17.000 Or guitar playing. 1.00
02:22:18.000 Like you're watching, that guy doesn't really know those chords. 0.99
02:22:21.000 Like he's just fucking moving his fingers around, pretending he's a wizard. 0.99
02:22:21.000 Totally. 0.99
02:22:25.000 No, you usually.
02:22:27.000 I mean, look, there's a few exceptions always. 0.93
02:22:28.000 Sometimes people have a weird ass form and it works. 0.96
02:22:30.000 Oh, yeah. 0.98
02:22:31.000 Definitely.
02:22:31.000 You can usually do that.
02:22:32.000 You know who's the best pool player ever in a movie?
02:22:35.000 Jackie Gleason.
02:22:36.000 That's one of my favorite movies, The Hustler.
02:22:38.000 Bro, that's, you know what?
02:22:38.000 It's a great movie.
02:22:40.000 We talk about dark endings.
02:22:41.000 Oh, yeah.
02:22:42.000 We just talked about Dark Ending, The Hustler, HUD also.
02:22:44.000 Every Paul Newman movie.
02:22:46.000 No, but yeah, The Hustler.
02:22:48.000 The Hustler was very dark.
02:22:49.000 Jackie Gleason in the Minnesota Fats, bro.
02:22:51.000 He's phenomenal. 1.00
02:22:52.000 He was so fucking, talk about a fucking drinker, too. 1.00
02:22:55.000 Yeah, oh, yeah. 1.00
02:22:56.000 Who do you think wins, Shane or Jackie Gleason one on one?
02:22:59.000 They both die. 0.92
02:23:00.000 They both die.
02:23:01.000 The world loses because we lose both of them. 0.80
02:23:03.000 They drink each other to death.
02:23:04.000 Dude, I think Shane probably outdrink them, though.
02:23:07.000 Maybe because it's a bigger guy. 0.71
02:23:07.000 Shane's an animal. 0.71
02:23:09.000 It's like 60s basketball versus now.
02:23:12.000 I think Steph Curry's taking Bob Cousy.
02:23:14.000 I think that's why I put Shane over Jackie Gleason.
02:23:16.000 But Gleason, those guys were animals. 0.98
02:23:19.000 You know what I read is that Spencer Tracy was such a fucking blackout drunk in the 40s, whatever, that the studio would have to hire people to spy on him at bars and just help him into a car so it wasn't a news story. 0.99
02:23:31.000 Because he was just such a known blackout alcoholic. 0.98
02:23:33.000 And I was like, what a fucking amazing time. 0.96
02:23:37.000 I think the difference also is that Gleason is a hard drinker, he's like hard booze. 0.99
02:23:42.000 Whereas Shane is like light beer.
02:23:43.000 Is Bud like?
02:23:45.000 Shane monitors your drinks too.
02:23:47.000 If you're drinking with Shane, Shane's like, this one's almost empty. 0.99
02:23:49.000 You're like, God damn it. 0.99
02:23:49.000 Hands you another. 0.99
02:23:51.000 Shane, it's Tuesday.
02:23:53.000 His favorite drink, Jackie Gleason's neat scotch whiskey with no ice, no water, no soda.
02:23:59.000 That's a drunk.
02:24:00.000 Also known to introduce Frank Sinatra to Jack Daniels, helping it make it Sinatra's signature drink.
02:24:00.000 Yeah.
02:24:07.000 Capacity boasts that he could drink more scotch per hour than anyone alive.
02:24:13.000 I mean, he was.
02:24:15.000 You could just tell he's drinking in that movie.
02:24:16.000 That movie is like, man, that's one of my favorite movies ever.
02:24:20.000 Refused traditional rehearsals for the honeymooners, claiming a photographic memory, though associates noted that heavy drinking offsets sometimes contributed to forgotten lines or poor creative choices, such as the disastrous TV flop, You're in the Picture.
02:24:37.000 Well, those guys back then were such drunks that people would just feed them lines and then be like, oh my God, his performance was so naturalistic.
02:24:42.000 I'm like, yeah, dude, you fed him the line and then he said it. 1.00
02:24:44.000 That's why it fucking felt. 0.97
02:24:46.000 Yeah. 0.98
02:24:46.000 Real. 0.98
02:24:47.000 His drinking was matched with a massive appetite for food and a habit of smoking up to five packs of cigarettes a day.
02:24:53.000 Five packs doesn't seem.
02:24:53.000 Wow.
02:24:55.000 That's not fucking possible. 0.97
02:24:56.000 You could do it. 0.97
02:24:57.000 Five?
02:24:57.000 Yeah, you could do it.
02:24:58.000 I'm just thinking now, has it always been 20 in a pack?
02:25:01.000 Could have been 10 back then?
02:25:02.000 No, you could do it.
02:25:03.000 You could smok a hundred cigarettes a day.
02:25:05.000 Yeah, you just keep smoking.
02:25:07.000 You never stop smoking.
02:25:08.000 I mean, you ever see that interview with him where he's just chain smoking, one to the next, one to the next?
02:25:14.000 Five packs is absurd.
02:25:16.000 One pack is bad. 1.00
02:25:17.000 So five is fucking. 1.00
02:25:19.000 Let's imagine you woke up at eight. 1.00
02:25:21.000 10 a.m. Got a cup of coffee, smoked a cigarette, went out to the golf course, smoking cigarettes all the time you're playing golf. 0.98
02:25:27.000 Like he was, he was like a baby, like a big, like a, not a baby, like a happy child, like a grown up, wealthy, happy child that just did whatever the fuck he wanted to and just lived his life. 0.96
02:25:27.000 Yeah. 0.96
02:25:44.000 It had no concern whatsoever for his health, no concern for anything other than having fun.
02:25:50.000 What did Gleason make it to?
02:25:53.000 Six packs a day during the height of his career.
02:25:56.000 Wow.
02:25:57.000 How old was he when he died?
02:25:59.000 I don't think he was very old.
02:26:00.000 I think he was in his 70s, early 70s.
02:26:01.000 71.
02:26:04.000 You know, I've been really, I really love Alan Watts.
02:26:08.000 I love listening to Alan Watts' speeches.
02:26:10.000 He's just like, there's something about his accent and his philosophy with his accent.
02:26:16.000 He was just such a great orator.
02:26:18.000 And, you know, he has these such wise words to say about life.
02:26:23.000 And he wrote a great book about the age of anxiety in 1952.
02:26:27.000 Wow.
02:26:28.000 In 1952, he was talking about.
02:26:30.000 I wonder if it has anything to do with the six packs of cigarettes you're smoking.
02:26:33.000 It was a little, that was a problem with them.
02:26:35.000 This wasn't Jack Gleason. 0.99
02:26:36.000 This is no, no, I know, but I mean, I'm talking about that generation of people that just fucking live like that. 0.97
02:26:40.000 But Alan Watts as well.
02:26:42.000 Like, he's writing and giving these speeches, and they're so brilliant and beautiful, and they resonate with you so hard.
02:26:42.000 That's the thing.
02:26:49.000 And then you find out, oh, he died.
02:26:52.000 He was 58, died of heart disease.
02:26:55.000 He was smoking constantly, drinking. 1.00
02:26:57.000 He was a fucking terrible alcoholic. 1.00
02:26:59.000 He'd been married three times. 1.00
02:27:00.000 He had seven kids with three different wives.
02:27:03.000 It doesn't stop you from being brilliant.
02:27:03.000 Like, his life was a mess.
02:27:05.000 I mean, How many friends do you know who are the most toxic relationships you've ever seen?
02:27:09.000 And then you ask them something and they give you the most profound advice.
02:27:12.000 Oh, yeah.
02:27:12.000 All the time.
02:27:13.000 Just because you can still say, I mean, fucking Thomas Jefferson was preaching about how we shouldn't have slaves while impregnating slaves. 0.99
02:27:22.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:27:23.000 It's easy to not look at your own paper and then speak with, you know, intellect on issues that, you know.
02:27:30.000 You want to read something dark that's over there?
02:27:32.000 There's a book called The Zorg that Siddharth Kara wrote.
02:27:37.000 So, Darth Carr is the guy who wrote Cobalt Red.
02:27:41.000 It was all about the cobalt mining in the Congo.
02:27:44.000 Oh boy.
02:27:44.000 It's like an expose.
02:27:46.000 It's really dark.
02:27:47.000 That's really dark too.
02:27:49.000 And he filmed it and explained it and showed it to us.
02:27:49.000 It's all bad.
02:27:52.000 Everything that's good for us has got a horrible origin basically.
02:27:55.000 Everything we enjoy. 1.00
02:27:56.000 But the Zorg is crazy.
02:27:57.000 The Zorg is the ship that essentially ended the transatlantic slave trade because the slave trade apparently was how the insurance industry came about.
02:28:10.000 Because they wanted to insure their slaves as property.
02:28:14.000 And then, if a bunch of them died, they wanted to get compensated.
02:28:17.000 So, they would buy a policy on their slave ship.
02:28:21.000 And so, this one boat lost like half of its slaves.
02:28:25.000 And just the horrific conditions because they went to trial for the insurance claim.
02:28:32.000 And because they had to throw women and children off the boat because they ran out of water because they missed Cuba and they were circling around.
02:28:38.000 It is the darkest, or Jamaica.
02:28:41.000 It is the darkest. 1.00
02:28:42.000 It is so awful.
02:28:45.000 And you got to realize, like, that's only 200 years ago.
02:28:48.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:28:49.000 200 fucking years ago. 0.99
02:28:50.000 200 fucking years ago, this was going on. 0.99
02:28:52.000 I mean, you think about how slavery was not that long ago. 0.99
02:28:54.000 It's pretty crazy.
02:28:55.000 Well, it's not even not that long ago.
02:28:57.000 It's happening right now in the world.
02:28:59.000 Right, right.
02:29:00.000 But that kind of Atlantic slave trade where they had people 16 inches per body on this boat. 0.96
02:29:07.000 That's how stacked the boat was.
02:29:09.000 And they have a diagram of these bodies, like how they made them lie down because that was the best way to conserve space.
02:29:16.000 Yeah.
02:29:16.000 And they had them lie down on the ground, shackled 16 inches per body.
02:29:21.000 And I'm pissed with Delta Comfort. 1.00
02:29:23.000 It's fucked up. 1.00
02:29:23.000 It's a fucked up time, man. 1.00
02:29:25.000 It's a fucked up time. 1.00
02:29:28.000 No, that's fucking awful. 1.00
02:29:31.000 It's dark. 1.00
02:29:33.000 It's as dark as the Roy DeMayo shit. 1.00
02:29:36.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:29:37.000 Yeah, when you look too closely at the ingredients of the country, it's like looking too closely at.
02:29:41.000 It's the ingredients of humans.
02:29:43.000 That's the problem. 1.00
02:29:44.000 Humans, when they're allowed to be awful, they'll do it.
02:29:48.000 They'll do it.
02:29:48.000 Yeah.
02:29:50.000 Especially if they can get away with it, they'll do it. 1.00
02:29:53.000 The cobalt shit's nuts. 1.00
02:29:53.000 Yeah, man. 1.00
02:29:55.000 Yeah, and that's our cell phone battery?
02:29:57.000 That's crazy.
02:29:57.000 Uh huh.
02:29:58.000 Cell phone, electric cars, most electronic cars.
02:30:01.000 So there's I mean, look, there's no good like gas, coal, there's no good outcome for your car, really, right?
02:30:06.000 Oil, there's going to be a shady way you're getting any of this.
02:30:10.000 Oil is probably the best, honestly.
02:30:11.000 Isn't that crazy that that's where we're at?
02:30:13.000 Well, it's also probably the best.
02:30:13.000 Yeah.
02:30:15.000 Even though the emissions aren't good, you know what's really bad?
02:30:20.000 Brake dust.
02:30:21.000 Brake dust is really bad, too.
02:30:22.000 Why is that?
02:30:23.000 Electric cars are heavier, and electric cars give out more brake dust. 1.00
02:30:27.000 Because that shit that you wash if you wash your car and the shit that's on the wheels, that stuff gets in your lungs. 0.99
02:30:33.000 That stuff is all over cities. 1.00
02:30:35.000 If you're in New York City and you're like, bumper, bumper, bumper, everyone's hitting the brakes, that's all brick dust.
02:30:41.000 All that stuff goes in the air.
02:30:43.000 The air in New York is hilarious.
02:30:45.000 You go to a place, it's like, I'll die in New York.
02:30:49.000 I adore New York to death.
02:30:50.000 But you go to Vancouver and you're like, why is the air so nice here?
02:30:54.000 It's just crazy.
02:30:55.000 You walk around New York enough and you're just like, why do I smell garbage? 0.91
02:30:58.000 And I will fight for New York to the death. 0.83
02:31:01.000 It's my favorite place in the world, but like, yeah, it's crazy.
02:31:04.000 Well, it's a trade off.
02:31:05.000 You want to stack all those people together like that.
02:31:08.000 You're going to get exhaust fumes, brake dust, rats, garbage. 1.00
02:31:11.000 I had a rat in my fucking home last year. 0.99
02:31:13.000 On a high floor, it's a very upsetting thing. 1.00
02:31:15.000 Electric cars make significantly less brake dust.
02:31:18.000 Okay, but hold on.
02:31:20.000 Regenerative braking is only Tesla's, though.
02:31:23.000 No, it's not.
02:31:23.000 Yours does it?
02:31:24.000 Yeah.
02:31:26.000 But most of them aren't standard, right?
02:31:28.000 You have to turn that on.
02:31:29.000 Like a regenerative braking on Teslas is like standard.
02:31:33.000 It's like turning air conditioning on, though.
02:31:34.000 It's pretty easy.
02:31:35.000 Those are self driving cars.
02:31:36.000 Some of them are.
02:31:37.000 I was in Fiona Cauley's car, you know, Fiona in Nashville, and she's got like a self driving car.
02:31:43.000 It's unbelievable.
02:31:43.000 Yeah, mine does that.
02:31:45.000 My Tesla drives itself.
02:31:45.000 The technology's fantastic.
02:31:47.000 I can, like, when I'm leaving the club, I press a button.
02:31:49.000 Something scary I saw last night.
02:31:51.000 I don't mean, scary is not the right word, but it is.
02:31:53.000 A guy was showing on Twitter that he could upload his own self driving model.
02:31:58.000 Or whatever, you know?
02:32:01.000 What does that mean?
02:32:01.000 What?
02:32:03.000 For instance, you know how you could have your own LMM on your own computer and talk to your own agent, if you will, and it's separate from being online and it's not taking up all the resources? 0.96
02:32:13.000 He was saying how he, I don't know if he downloaded it from GitHub or where he got it from, but he was in control of his own self driving fucking modeling.
02:32:21.000 So, wait, I don't understand how that works. 0.92
02:32:24.000 He owns the car, I guess, you know?
02:32:27.000 Okay.
02:32:27.000 Updated to hacking the software.
02:32:29.000 So, he hacked into what kind of an electric car was it?
02:32:32.000 Tesla.
02:32:33.000 So he hacked into his Tesla.
02:32:34.000 Yeah, he was showing the video of it.
02:32:36.000 He didn't show the video of how he did everything, but he was showing the video of the car.
02:32:39.000 So, what is him hacking into it so he can just do whatever he wants?
02:32:41.000 No, well, I mean, I don't know.
02:32:43.000 He could drive his wife off a cliff, is what he could do.
02:32:45.000 So, I guess if you don't know. 1.00
02:32:46.000 We're going to get some good Columbo episodes if they bring that shit back. 0.99
02:32:48.000 Not all Teslas have it. 0.99
02:32:49.000 Sorry to bother you.
02:32:50.000 It's a software.
02:32:52.000 That was a good Columbo.
02:32:53.000 Thank you.
02:32:53.000 It's a software subscription you have to pay for.
02:32:55.000 And his response was, I don't have to pay for it anymore because now I own it.
02:33:00.000 Is Robert Blake dead?
02:33:01.000 I don't think so.
02:33:03.000 Beretta?
02:33:03.000 I don't think he's dead.
02:33:06.000 Man, he's a piece of shit, huh? 1.00
02:33:08.000 There was a restaurant. 1.00
02:33:09.000 Isn't it crazy that he's in the movie?
02:33:11.000 In cold blood, yeah.
02:33:12.000 He died in 23.
02:33:13.000 Oh, he died?
02:33:13.000 All right, good.
02:33:14.000 There was a restaurant that was down the street from a place where I used to live that I used to go to, where he allegedly whacked his wife.
02:33:20.000 Remember that whole story?
02:33:22.000 Yeah.
02:33:23.000 He claimed that some guy in a hoodie came over.
02:33:25.000 I forget the story.
02:33:26.000 And he plays the murderer in cold blood, though.
02:33:29.000 In cold blood, yeah. 1.00
02:33:30.000 Yeah, he's a piece of shit. 1.00
02:33:31.000 Wasn't. 1.00
02:33:32.000 Who did that movie?
02:33:34.000 That was a weird movie.
02:33:35.000 But he had, like, White makeup on stuff.
02:33:35.000 I forgot.
02:33:38.000 He looked like really creepy, didn't he?
02:33:39.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:33:40.000 I think he was a dumb one, too. 1.00
02:33:42.000 There was a guy who was trying to. 1.00
02:33:43.000 I'm confusing that with another movie.
02:33:44.000 No, that was a Capote book in Cold Blood. 0.99
02:33:46.000 That was a fucking amazing movie. 0.98
02:33:48.000 His son is staging a murder mystery at the same restaurant where the. 1.00
02:33:51.000 Vitello's.
02:33:51.000 No.
02:33:52.000 No.
02:33:53.000 Vitello's.
02:33:54.000 No.
02:33:56.000 No.
02:33:56.000 This is a real heat check, dude.
02:33:58.000 No, In Cold Blood, actor Robert Blake was accused of shooting his wife, Bonnie Lee Blakely, to death in the parking lot of Vitello's Italian restaurant, Studio City, in 2001.
02:34:12.000 Now his son is staging a fictional murder mystery in the same eatery.
02:34:16.000 That's.
02:34:16.000 It's a lot like OJ's If I Did It.
02:34:18.000 It's a real heat check.
02:34:20.000 That's crazy. 0.99
02:34:21.000 LA's fucking weird, dude. 0.99
02:34:22.000 Well, you got to do what you got to do. 1.00
02:34:22.000 That's crazy. 1.00
02:34:25.000 You don't have to do that, I guess.
02:34:27.000 No, you don't.
02:34:28.000 That's pretty dark.
02:34:29.000 He was acquitted in the murder, but found liable in the civil case.
02:34:32.000 Also, like OJ.
02:34:37.000 The daughter of both Blake and Bakeley first took her objections public Monday.
02:34:42.000 She's going against her brother, denouncing the production on social media and pleading with followers please help me shut down this show.
02:34:48.000 That is crazy.
02:34:49.000 There was an obsession with true crime to a point now where it's like, come on, guys. 0.99
02:34:53.000 Like, ladies love it. 0.70
02:34:54.000 They love it. 1.00
02:34:55.000 Yeah.
02:34:57.000 I will say, I like forensic files because there's closure and they saw the unsolved mysteries ones.
02:35:01.000 That's where I'm like, what are we doing? 0.95
02:35:03.000 I think ladies want to know how murderous men think. 0.98
02:35:06.000 Totally. 1.00
02:35:06.000 So they can avoid them. 1.00
02:35:07.000 I think that's the, like, what?
02:35:09.000 Like, things on, like, the Night Stalker, like Richard Ramirez, like that documentary.
02:35:09.000 What's going on?
02:35:14.000 Exactly.
02:35:14.000 Like that is a scary one.
02:35:16.000 Very scary. 1.00
02:35:17.000 That's very popular with the ladies.
02:35:18.000 So it shows that guys don't, we're not watching, like, Gilmore girls. 0.57
02:35:21.000 We're not, like, we want to know how women think, you know?
02:35:24.000 But women, but we're a threat. 1.00
02:35:26.000 So I get why they watch it. 1.00
02:35:27.000 I mean, women are upset. 1.00
02:35:28.000 And women. 1.00
02:35:29.000 I'll date girls who just will go to sleep right after watching. 1.00
02:35:32.000 It's unbelievable. 0.99
02:35:33.000 Yeah.
02:35:34.000 I don't understand how they do it. 1.00
02:35:35.000 The Ramirez one, he was a scary fucker. 0.99
02:35:37.000 Who was the guy that was on the dating game? 1.00
02:35:39.000 Forgot his name.
02:35:41.000 It's like.
02:35:42.000 The video of him smiling.
02:35:44.000 Oh, dude. 1.00
02:35:44.000 He's like such a fucking psycho. 1.00
02:35:46.000 But he had them all won over on that show. 1.00
02:35:48.000 He charmed them.
02:35:49.000 Rodney Alcala.
02:35:50.000 That's right. 1.00
02:35:54.000 God damn it. 0.99
02:35:54.000 Is that him in jail? 0.99
02:35:56.000 Look at him on trial.
02:35:57.000 Look at his hair.
02:35:58.000 That's crazy.
02:36:00.000 Ooh.
02:36:01.000 Jesus Christ.
02:36:03.000 Looks like Weird Al in that photo.
02:36:06.000 2010, he was sentenced?
02:36:10.000 So, when did he get arrested?
02:36:13.000 What is the story behind dating game.
02:36:16.000 Oh.
02:36:17.000 There we go.
02:36:21.000 Okay.
02:36:21.000 Dating.
02:36:22.000 What's the title of it?
02:36:24.000 Dating game killer sentenced for a 1970s murder.
02:36:27.000 In 2017, 2013, he got sentenced?
02:36:33.000 Convicted California serial killer Ronnie Alcala, contestant on the dating game television show more than 30 years ago, was sentenced to 25 years to life in prison on Monday for murdering two New York women in the 1970s.
02:36:46.000 Was this additional?
02:36:48.000 Yeah, already on death row in California for killing four women.
02:36:51.000 So many people.
02:36:52.000 And a 12 year old girl in that state was extradited to New York.
02:36:56.000 So this was when he was already in jail and he was 69. 1.00
02:36:59.000 God, these fuckers get away with it forever. 1.00
02:37:01.000 That's a crazy ad to have. 1.00
02:37:03.000 In the middle of this. 1.00
02:37:03.000 Yeah, what the fuck is that at? 1.00
02:37:06.000 It's crazy. 1.00
02:37:07.000 Jesus Christ.
02:37:08.000 They're selling a shirt that says problem solved that has blood splatter all over it.
02:37:12.000 It's not obvious what it is.
02:37:13.000 It's his line.
02:37:14.000 It's not obvious?
02:37:15.000 No, I mean, like, what are they?
02:37:17.000 Is it even selling that?
02:37:19.000 It could be anything.
02:37:21.000 Click on it.
02:37:22.000 I don't want to.
02:37:23.000 Click on it.
02:37:23.000 I don't ever click on these ads.
02:37:24.000 Click on it. 0.99
02:37:25.000 God damn it. 0.99
02:37:27.000 Halloween. 1.00
02:37:27.000 Halloween. 1.00
02:37:28.000 But make it your style.
02:37:30.000 Yeah, but you're not supposed to be a real murderer for Halloween.
02:37:32.000 You're supposed to be like the Joker or something fun.
02:37:34.000 You're not supposed to go as Rodney Alcala. 1.00
02:37:34.000 Fuck. 1.00
02:37:36.000 Who's buying shirts that have splatter all over them? 1.00
02:37:39.000 Certain piece of an outfit are you wearing?
02:37:41.000 I don't like that. 0.97
02:37:41.000 Some of these Halloween costumes freak me the fuck out, dude. 0.97
02:37:44.000 I stay the fuck in on Halloween. 1.00
02:37:46.000 I like it when girls use it as an opportunity to be a hoe. 1.00
02:37:49.000 Of course. 1.00
02:37:50.000 I mean, that's a slutty nurse. 1.00
02:37:51.000 They're playing with the home crowd. 1.00
02:37:52.000 Right here, we love it, yeah. 0.92
02:37:53.000 But when you're doing like weird, when dudes start eking you, especially in New York, dude, there's people doing like weird shit, and you're like, same feeling I get when I see a dude with like a backpack at the movie theater. 0.83
02:38:03.000 I'm like, oh, come on, dude, right? 0.62
02:38:05.000 You're making you know, you're making us uneasy, right?
02:38:07.000 Right, you shouldn't be able to have a metal scanner, they absolutely should.
02:38:12.000 Yeah, I'm not for more security, but at the same time, like, I want to relax in a movie, I like going to the theater.
02:38:20.000 Yeah, the mask thing is nuts, man, because so many people could just wear masks now.
02:38:24.000 It used to be if someone wore a mask and they walked into a bank, it was crazy.
02:38:27.000 But now you can't even question them because it might be a COVID issue.
02:38:31.000 How many people are robbing banks these days?
02:38:32.000 That must be like.
02:38:34.000 I wonder.
02:38:35.000 I wonder because it's like that feels like.
02:38:36.000 That feels like the 80s or like a small town, you know. 0.99
02:38:40.000 Well, especially with like flock cameras and all that shit. 0.92
02:38:43.000 It feels so hard to do now. 0.98
02:38:45.000 How many bank robberies are there per year?
02:38:47.000 Let's guess.
02:38:48.000 In the United States?
02:38:49.000 I'm going to guess like 20.
02:38:50.000 Matt might be 20.
02:38:51.000 In the whole country?
02:38:51.000 Is that crazy?
02:38:53.000 Like a real robbery?
02:38:54.000 I'm going to say 200.
02:38:55.000 That would be probably closer. 1.00
02:38:57.000 Credit unions and shit. 0.99
02:38:58.000 People get away. 0.99
02:38:59.000 Well, yeah, I'm talking in person.
02:39:01.000 I'm not saying successful.
02:39:02.000 I'm talking in person with a gun.
02:39:04.000 I'm not talking like some sort of like weird wire fraud thing.
02:39:07.000 What about if they show up with a letter that says, I have a bomb?
02:39:10.000 Does that count?
02:39:10.000 Is that okay?
02:39:11.000 Yeah, we'll count it.
02:39:12.000 That counts.
02:39:13.000 So maybe it's higher.
02:39:13.000 Okay.
02:39:14.000 I'll go 50.
02:39:15.000 Okay.
02:39:16.000 I'm saying 200.
02:39:16.000 I think you're right, probably.
02:39:17.000 I still think you're right.
02:39:19.000 I think there's a lot of like small credit unions and weird places and weird.
02:39:25.000 Way up?
02:39:25.000 Way up?
02:39:26.000 A thousand?
02:39:26.000 Yeah, it's still higher.
02:39:27.000 2000?
02:39:28.000 I mean, it's like 1300, 1200. 0.76
02:39:29.000 Wow, I'm fucking way off. 0.93
02:39:30.000 Whoa. 0.99
02:39:31.000 I even attempted bank robberies.
02:39:33.000 Per year?
02:39:34.000 Yeah.
02:39:35.000 1362 bank violations, including 1263 robberies.
02:39:39.000 But it's way down.
02:39:40.000 Like, you watch a movie like Point Break now, and you're like, that's like a period piece.
02:39:44.000 That's not.
02:39:44.000 It isn't.
02:39:45.000 92, there's almost 10,000. 0.98
02:39:46.000 It is a fucking nutty thing to have like a building that has all the money in it. 0.98
02:39:46.000 Yeah. 0.98
02:39:52.000 Well, it's becoming less and less, right?
02:39:54.000 Everything's becoming more and more digital.
02:39:55.000 Think about how muggings must be down just from people not carrying cash.
02:39:58.000 Yeah.
02:39:59.000 People just want your phones, they get your Bitcoin wallet.
02:40:01.000 Yeah.
02:40:02.000 I mean, God, it's.
02:40:04.000 Or they do the one where they kind of, I mean, they're able to scan your card somehow or something.
02:40:07.000 Right.
02:40:08.000 Yeah.
02:40:08.000 They can, your RFID chip.
02:40:10.000 It's all digital theft now.
02:40:12.000 Well, they also can get you at the gas station.
02:40:14.000 You know, they put those things.
02:40:17.000 Or it's just people like getting close to you.
02:40:18.000 I had a guy steal three years of Facebook money from me.
02:40:21.000 Yeah.
02:40:21.000 Really?
02:40:22.000 How did he do that?
02:40:22.000 He was a social media manager.
02:40:24.000 I didn't realize he stole my fucking money. 0.99
02:40:25.000 I wasn't paying attention. 1.00
02:40:26.000 I'm managing so many things.
02:40:28.000 He stole from other comics too.
02:40:29.000 He stole from Norman, Fortune, Josh Allen.
02:40:31.000 Oh, you had him managing your stuff? 1.00
02:40:33.000 Yeah, because I don't want to deal with that shit. 0.98
02:40:34.000 But he, yeah, but he was just, he put it directly into his account. 0.99
02:40:37.000 I was like, I, and they made it on Facebook where it's like really hard to get it back in your name.
02:40:41.000 You needed to go through all these procedures.
02:40:43.000 So it took me, I wouldn't have gotten it back if I didn't know a guy at Facebook.
02:40:45.000 I have a friend who used to, how did you know the guy?
02:40:48.000 Norman was like, you should use this guy.
02:40:49.000 I'm like, thanks, Mark. 0.85
02:40:50.000 Didn't fucking apologize, by the way. 0.60
02:40:53.000 Mark got out of it and I was like, this guy's weird. 1.00
02:40:56.000 Mark's like, oh, yeah, that guy's a piece of shit. 1.00
02:40:58.000 I was like, oh, thanks. 1.00
02:40:59.000 Yeah, all those people are weird.
02:41:01.000 He took from a lot of comics.
02:41:03.000 Yeah.
02:41:03.000 Well, if they think comics are not paying attention, Makes sense.
02:41:06.000 I'm thinking of the next joke.
02:41:06.000 We're not.
02:41:07.000 I'm not thinking about my fucking money. 0.99
02:41:09.000 I'm not just thinking of it. 0.99
02:41:09.000 It's just Facebook money. 0.99
02:41:10.000 Like, how much money are you even talking about?
02:41:12.000 It's not crazy, but it's enough.
02:41:14.000 Three years ends up being substantial.
02:41:15.000 Yeah.
02:41:16.000 It's real money.
02:41:16.000 It's real theft.
02:41:17.000 Did the guy get in trouble?
02:41:19.000 No?
02:41:20.000 Nothing?
02:41:20.000 I mean, I'll do something.
02:41:21.000 Probably doing Theo's stuff right now.
02:41:23.000 Someone did it to Theo, too.
02:41:24.000 I messaged Theo.
02:41:25.000 I was like, is this?
02:41:26.000 He goes, I messaged Theo.
02:41:27.000 I was like, this guy steal from you. 0.92
02:41:28.000 And Theo goes, was he black? 1.00
02:41:30.000 And I was like, no. 0.98
02:41:30.000 And he's like, nah, it wasn't him. 0.98
02:41:33.000 Yeah.
02:41:34.000 He just went through something.
02:41:35.000 Yeah.
02:41:36.000 There's a lot of those guys like that because you have to give up your account to them. 0.99
02:41:40.000 In order for them to run it, I'm not going to say it's worth it, but it's almost worth it just not having to deal with shit. 0.99
02:41:46.000 I just want to live a normal life and go to the store and get coffee and think of jokes and do shit. 0.98
02:41:51.000 There should be an AI that does that for you, which makes more sense. 0.97
02:41:54.000 Because the problem with a person doing it is that person could also send DMs on your behalf.
02:41:59.000 Oh, dude.
02:41:59.000 I mean, look at Dane Cook.
02:42:01.000 His own fucking brother took from him, right? 1.00
02:42:02.000 Yes. 1.00
02:42:03.000 I mean, it could be anyone could do it.
02:42:05.000 But I think not only did his brother take from him, he never recovered the money.
02:42:10.000 And his brother went on a trip across the country.
02:42:12.000 They don't know what he did.
02:42:14.000 They think his brother might have stored the money.
02:42:16.000 I think he just did a documentary on his brother.
02:42:18.000 Yeah.
02:42:19.000 Looks good.
02:42:20.000 Here's the first AI agent mishap.
02:42:23.000 Meta user says Muse AI gave out his address, agreed to pick up.
02:42:28.000 He never approved.
02:42:31.000 Muse AI agent sold his keyboard on Facebook Marketplace at a low ball price, shared his address with the buyer, and set up a late night pickup all without his approval. 0.68
02:42:42.000 He's trying to get him killed. 1.00
02:42:44.000 It's fucking weird. 0.99
02:42:46.000 Yeah, no, I mean, there's too much to think about. 0.98
02:42:48.000 There's too much to manage. 1.00
02:42:49.000 I can't deal with all this shit. 0.99
02:42:51.000 Yeah, it's weird. 1.00
02:42:52.000 It stresses me out.
02:42:53.000 I mean, you must have a million things you give to other people to do, right?
02:42:56.000 I don't, I try not to think about much.
02:42:58.000 True.
02:42:59.000 Because it's too much to think about.
02:43:01.000 So I just focus on doing the podcast, doing comedy shows.
02:43:06.000 That's what success is.
02:43:07.000 You try to get away. 1.00
02:43:08.000 I mean, someone like you, you're like, I just want to show up and work on this shit. 1.00
02:43:12.000 I think the more you micromanage that stuff, the more it fucks with your head, too. 1.00
02:43:15.000 It just, that becomes, it becomes a part of your focus and it just steals from all your other focus.
02:43:20.000 Totally.
02:43:21.000 No, I want to think about that.
02:43:21.000 Yeah.
02:43:22.000 That's, to me, is like luxury, is like less stuff I have to worry about.
02:43:26.000 And I just want to, I want to just like, Live life and enjoy life.
02:43:30.000 Word.
02:43:31.000 All right, dude.
02:43:33.000 Netflix.
02:43:34.000 New special.
02:43:35.000 Yeah, Sam Morell.
02:43:36.000 Incredible.
02:43:36.000 I've heard it's awesome.
02:43:37.000 I've heard great reviews.
02:43:38.000 I have not watched it yet, but I've heard great stuff.
02:43:40.000 Give it a watch. 1.00
02:43:41.000 You're a funny motherfucker. 1.00
02:43:42.000 It's my best. 0.99
02:43:42.000 I'm sure it's awesome. 0.99
02:43:43.000 I'll say it's either my best or my second best, I'll say. 0.63
02:43:48.000 It's hard to top that YouTube one I did in 2020 because I was so fucking hungry and angry at the world.
02:43:53.000 But this one's really good.
02:43:55.000 I took a little longer with this one.
02:43:57.000 I shot it in the Tampa Theater.
02:43:59.000 Gorgeous theater.
02:44:01.000 Three shows, ton of fun.
02:44:03.000 Oh, that's nice.
02:44:03.000 I threw on a nice blazer.
02:44:04.000 Come on, guys.
02:44:05.000 Three shows is a smart move.
02:44:07.000 I got to do at least three.
02:44:07.000 It's a move.
02:44:08.000 Yeah, you get three or four.
02:44:10.000 You get loosened up.
02:44:11.000 Yeah, and the crowd was so. 0.99
02:44:12.000 Tampa crowds are fucking great, man. 0.98
02:44:14.000 Tampa's awesome. 0.98
02:44:15.000 That theater is one of the most gorgeous theaters, and I got in right before they renovated it. 1.00
02:44:18.000 So I was like, I got all the kinks and the dirt in it. 1.00
02:44:21.000 It's such a fun place to tape.
02:44:23.000 A lot of swingers in Tampa.
02:44:25.000 Yeah, dude.
02:44:26.000 They're wild.
02:44:27.000 Hopefully, my girlfriend stopped listening.
02:44:29.000 Yeah, no, what?
02:44:31.000 We have a whole group of swingers came to one of my shows once and they were telling me, and they all looked like nobody you wanted to swing with, of course.
02:44:38.000 Of course. 0.70
02:44:39.000 But it was just very like a nude beach. 1.00
02:44:40.000 Like you're like, tits, and then you're like, oh, tits. 1.00
02:44:42.000 It's just very odd. 0.99
02:44:43.000 Not good.
02:44:44.000 That they were all grouped up.
02:44:46.000 And then you said the same thing.
02:44:48.000 It's very odd.
02:44:49.000 They were all grouped in this one place.
02:44:51.000 Yeah.
02:44:51.000 I mean, it's just a place I was like, I've never done a special in Florida or anything.
02:44:55.000 So I was like, let me just mix it up.
02:44:56.000 And Tampa's always been good to me.
02:44:58.000 I played a club there coming up called Side Splitters that always treated me really well.
02:45:01.000 And I was like, let me do it.
02:45:02.000 Let me also, you know, when you're touring and you clock a theater, you're like, I really like this.
02:45:05.000 Theater.
02:45:06.000 There were two others that I clocked that I was like, I'm going to come.
02:45:08.000 One is the Bijou in Knoxville and the other is the Moore in Seattle.
02:45:11.000 There are two theaters I just like, these are beautiful.
02:45:13.000 The vibe is right.
02:45:14.000 You know what I thought about doing?
02:45:16.000 Fox in Detroit.
02:45:17.000 Ooh, that's a really nice one.
02:45:18.000 That's a good one.
02:45:19.000 That's an old school.
02:45:22.000 They have one of their columns that is replaced and the one that was there before is yellow from cigarette smoke.
02:45:29.000 Yes.
02:45:30.000 That's how old it is.
02:45:31.000 Detroit's great too.
02:45:32.000 I mean, it's a great comedy city.
02:45:33.000 It's like a real city.
02:45:34.000 It's a real city.
02:45:35.000 Yeah.
02:45:36.000 Pretty. 0.97
02:45:37.000 The Midwest is great for.
02:45:38.000 I always shout out the Omaha Funny Bone.
02:45:41.000 That's where I always work out. 1.00
02:45:42.000 I try to build back up Colleen. 0.82
02:45:43.000 Oh, really? 1.00
02:45:44.000 I love that club.
02:45:45.000 They say Omaha is where they test a new fast food item.
02:45:48.000 So, like, if Taco Bell or McDonald's, like, we're going to try a new thing because it's so representative of America.
02:45:52.000 So, I'm like, well, by that logic, it should be great to test new jokes.
02:45:55.000 Yeah.
02:45:56.000 So, I love Omaha Funny Bone.
02:45:57.000 Or, like, yeah, right now I'm on tour and I'm just like trying clubs and I'm building back.
02:46:01.000 It's such a miserable process, but you're building back up and you go to the places you always want to go, like Madison or like Cleveland Hilarities is great.
02:46:08.000 All these clubs are such great clubs.
02:46:10.000 So, you build back up and it's a humbling but fun process, you know? 0.99
02:46:15.000 We're lucky as fuck, dude. 0.97
02:46:17.000 We're lucky we get to do this. 0.99
02:46:17.000 We're very lucky. 0.99
02:46:19.000 It's the funnest job.
02:46:19.000 I feel lucky, man.
02:46:20.000 For sure.
02:46:21.000 I'm glad you do because you're very appreciative of it.
02:46:23.000 It's very apparent.
02:46:25.000 Sorry, my Columbus pride won't let you take that away from us.
02:46:28.000 Oh, you're from Columbus as well?
02:46:30.000 I'm going there.
02:46:30.000 Oh, is that where they do the test?
02:46:32.000 I'm going there.
02:46:33.000 Most of the test steps?
02:46:34.000 Early next year, I'm hitting the funny bun there.
02:46:35.000 I love that.
02:46:36.000 Another great place.
02:46:37.000 I love Columbus, it's great too.
02:46:38.000 Columbus is awesome.
02:46:39.000 Let's wrap it up.
02:46:41.000 Good to see you, brother.
02:46:41.000 Sweet.
02:46:42.000 Great to see you.
02:46:43.000 How long are you in town for?
02:46:44.000 I leave tomorrow afternoon.
02:46:46.000 Okay. 0.93
02:46:47.000 You doing to kill Tony tonight?
02:46:48.000 I'm not.
02:46:49.000 I'm not.
02:46:50.000 Okay. 0.99
02:46:51.000 I'm fucking burnt. 0.99
02:46:52.000 I hear you. 0.99
02:46:52.000 All right. 0.99
02:46:55.000 Website, all that jazz.
02:46:56.000 People want to find you?
02:46:57.000 Yeah, just my name, Samurai.
02:47:00.000 Okay.
02:47:00.000 Bye, everybody.