00:01:20But I will say, I was in Copenhagen at the end and they're selling, like, you're seeing the merch on the street and it's like little Trump holding like a rattle.
00:05:30I'm on the road now with maybe like a new 25, 30 ish right now, and I'll cheat and do a little from the special, but like, Yeah, it's a miserable.
00:07:49And you have to put it against the old stuff.
00:07:52I mean, I remember Louis would always say he's opening on his closer from the last special, and you're just like, I'm like, that's a great idea until you have to follow your closer.0.99
00:07:59But man, are you measuring the new shit?0.98
00:08:13And also, you just have to just keep doing sets because you start to hate yourself if you're telling the same joke and you're not adding a tag or you're not.
00:10:11Maybe because it's like, and this is a guess, I don't know, but maybe because when you were like learning to write, you just, you're like reading along maybe in your brain.
00:10:27I think there's something about it gets imprinted in your brain better because you're physically writing the characters down with your hand, first of all, so that you have to go through all those steps in your mind N, A, B, T. You know, you have to put them all down.
00:10:39And then once you've done that, then it takes longer to write it than it does to think about it.
00:10:44So it's just like, it's just more burned in.
00:15:18Well, you can, if you are disciplined enough, you can get a full university education online.
00:15:23One of the most successful people I know, the schools were too slow for him and he just did all the courses he would have taken at like four speed and dropped out in one semester and he became insanely rich on his own.
00:15:57I mean, I think some of it's genetic, but I think there are some people where something happens and then all of a sudden they're just way smarter.0.94
00:16:04You've heard of like injury savants, like people get hit in the head and all of a sudden they could speak Chinese.0.94
00:16:36Rare medical condition where a person suddenly speaks with a pattern that sounds like a foreign accent, even though they have never visited or lived in that region.0.90
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00:21:22I had this lady on my podcast back in the Dizzy, and she was a humiliatrix.1.00
00:21:27And her whole thing was she would take these wealthy CEO type guys that are in control, constantly in control, and she would humiliate them.1.00
00:22:30Listen, I wouldn't want that's too far, man.1.00
00:22:33I think if you're one of those guys that is a CEO of some major business and you're working 16 hours a day, you're probably losing your fucking mind.0.96
00:22:44Yeah, and I guess you're trying to come in the most efficient manner possible.0.99
00:28:12However, the long term outcome has been encouraging when compliance is implemented, whether standard induction or triple therapy maintenance or single therapy maintenance.0.96
00:28:20If you're going to go through this, you should be able to pick the dick out.
00:28:22Like you go to a nice steakhouse and they bring you the knives.0.95
00:34:59For folks on the road that are driving, if you're listening to this and you worry about falling asleep, this is the best method I've ever found.
00:35:29Slap or like, I mean, coffee does usually work.0.96
00:35:32The problem is, once that fucking warm air and the car starts hitting you again and the lines start talking to you, like, Sam, just close one eye.0.97
00:36:43They have a big statue of him in Zagreb.0.99
00:36:47Yeah, we just get real comfortable with the idea that some fucking dipshit next to you is going to keep it together while you're going 60 miles an hour.1.00
00:36:55I won't ride a fucking city bike, dude.1.00
00:38:58He's a weird combination of worrying about everything and worrying about nothing.
00:39:01Whereas he's worried where his next meal is coming from, but if someone hands him a pill, he'll just be like, oh, all right, and just take it.0.98
00:39:06And I'm like, you've got those fucking mixed up.0.97
00:40:09And I just never, I was like, I got to just, no one, I had so many projects in development for years.
00:40:14And you just, like, I did a show with Brian Cox in development for three years that I just couldn't fucking, and I think Brian Cox is like the best actor work.
00:41:37The best part of my favorite movie, one of my favorite movies ever.
00:41:40Two of them, Godfather and Chinatown, the books about the making of those movies are almost as good as the movies because it's insane.0.97
00:41:48Just everything that's happening, like in Chinatown, Nicholson, you know, he's talking to John Huston, who's his fucking hero.0.99
00:41:54And there's a scene where John Huston's like, Are you fucking my daughter?0.99
00:41:57In the movie, Nicholson's actually fucking Angelica Huston in real life.1.00
00:42:00Like all this shit going behind the scenes is almost as crazy.0.98
00:42:04And then the Godfather, like Mario Puzo, you know, Sinatra, all these like back alley stories about the movie, like Sinatra insulted, wouldn't play this lounge singer or the wedding singer in it.0.99
00:42:15You know, Mario Puzo blowing a $400,000 advance, you know, all these amazing, Robert Evans being like, fuck Pacino, he's a midget, he can't be in the movie.0.99
00:42:24Like, all these stories are almost as interesting, and you're going to try to get rid of that with fucking AI?1.00
00:44:01I mean, that's what we did with my movie because it's a mockumentary.
00:44:05So we're like, okay, this doesn't have to look like a great looking movie because we're giving you the disclaimer already that it's a mockumentary.
00:47:13He said essentially what happens is they're giving them incentives to complete tasks.
00:47:20And in order to complete tasks, they have to figure out certain things.
00:47:26And some of them you actually can't figure out.
00:47:29And so, what they're doing, because they're supposed to be locked in this box and not be able to get online, they hack into the entire code of OpenAI, figure out how to open their box, get online, and then they start talking to each other.
00:48:23According to security researchers at AI Research Lab Transloose, OpenAI said Saturday its agents access publicly available data from the Commerce Department's Census Bureau using login credentials it found online and separately shared public data from the SEC website on another website.
00:49:03This is the, so what it did was it attempted to gain access to the Education Department, Commerce Department, Securities and Exchange Commission.
00:49:12And then on top of that, it accessed data from the Commerce Department, Census Bureau.
00:53:00You did a thing, and if you did it the right way, the animation would show that you broke through and you made it and then got to the next level and then you did another thing.
00:53:08Well, think about how quickly shit moves.0.97
00:53:09Microwaves haven't been around that long.1.00
00:56:20If I go up to a girl to dance and she says no in sixth grade, and I have to do that sad walk back to my friends, that's part of building your personality.
00:57:00You know, yeah, no, this is scaring me for kids and future generations.0.99
00:57:07I don't think we have very many future generations left of people being just normal people.0.92
00:57:12I mean, I even think about dating apps as like you've eliminated rejection of some because it doesn't hurt if you're just doing this all fucking day.0.94
00:58:50Like, a lot of my algorithms, just like Greg Maddox and Barry Bonds, like, Breaking down a matchup where Maddox is like, Yeah, I went in here, and Bonds is like, He shouldn't have come upstairs.0.97
00:58:59Like, it's a lot of that shit back and forth.0.95
01:02:19Too well, I mean, I don't think it's as simple as you're weird to get in.0.56
01:02:22I think you're weird to want it, you're weird to try.
01:02:25You're weird, that's why you get in the first place because you're willing to kind of be everything for everybody.
01:02:29And then once you get in, I think you get even weirder.
01:02:31I think clap there's dangerous for anyone's ego, sure.
01:02:35When you just are every time you speak, everyone's applauding, everyone's you have all these aides, all these people are waiting on you, everyone's kind of building you up as like this great hope.0.96
01:02:44I mean, look what happened with I mean, I don't know enough, but a guy like Eric Swalwell, you're like, this dude's ego must have been out of fucking control.0.99
01:06:21And his position is that a lot of those people could want him dead.0.99
01:06:24Because they were made to look pretty fucking bad.0.98
01:06:28And then there's a bunch of other people the CIA.0.93
01:06:30And then I think there's also the angle that the Israelis were trying to acquire nuclear weapons and that they had gotten nuclear weapons and that he did, you know, like they're not technically supposed to have nuclear weapons.
01:08:32Tippett stopped Lee Harvey Oswald while on patrol.
01:08:34According to the Texas Historical Commission account, after a brief exchange at the patrol car, Oswald fired multiple shots at Tippett, killing him.
01:08:42Yeah, my position is like people want it to be binary, like Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone or Lee Harvey Oswald was set up.
01:09:55Unless you wanted the guy to die, who put him in a fucking convertible and put him through this area where you have to go slow?0.99
01:10:01Not to mention, apparently, the reason he didn't go down, I think this is, I'm pretty sure this is true, is his back was so fucked up, JFK, from back problems he had.0.99
01:13:19I mean, some of these people, like you see someone like that Gilgo Beach killer come into the courtroom and he's pretty much just like, yeah, I did this.0.99
01:15:04The dilapidated home was shared by 44 year old Eugene Horsch and his late father, Raymond R.C. Horsch, a pornographer who died in 2025 at age 82.0.70
01:15:16Investigator dubbed it a house of horrors after discovering disturbing contents inside, missing women in evidence.
01:15:23Authorities have linked seven missing women to the property, five of whom were feared dead after appearing unresponsive or deceased in recovered video files.
01:23:20Philadelphia House of Horrors, having gone through roughly 30% of the files, investigators say in update that they have identified 58 people from their files.
01:25:18Yeah, dude, there was an era of Hollywood where they would film you, Mickey Cohn, and those gangsters would film you in the 40s doing gay shit, and they would blackmail you.0.99
01:25:26So they tried to get all these big actors.0.98
01:26:08And later, after Jonathan Bonato's abusing the daughter, abusing Londa Turner, the story goes that she killed him, I think, or that the daughter killed him.
01:26:19But I read a book where it says she 100% killed him and put it on the daughter so she wouldn't go to prison for life.
01:27:24Well, he got caught eventually, but I think one of the things was he just got very eager to kill people.
01:27:30So he was killing people for like unreasonable reasons.
01:27:33You know, in the beginning, I think he was killing people.
01:27:34He was probably contract killing people or killing people that disrespected somebody or that not someone, you know, they had to get dealt with.
01:27:41And then he just started killing some guys holding up the line at the deli.0.97
01:27:44You're like, I'm going to kill that guy too.1.00
01:28:54Killing intended to send a message to anyone who would hinder their criminal activities or murders that presented no other alternative.
01:29:01A set method of execution was established by the DeMayo crew to ensure the victims would be dispatched quickly and then made to disappear.
01:29:09Style of execution was dubbed the Gemini method after the Gemini Lounge, a bar which served as the crew's primary hangout, as well as a site where most of their victims were killed.
01:29:19The process of the Gemini method, as revealed by multiple crew members and associates who became government witnesses in the early nineteen eighties, was to lure the victim Through the side door of the lounge and into an apartment in the back portion of the building.
01:29:34At this point, a crew member, almost always DeMayo, according to member turned government witness Frederick DeNome, would approach with a silenced pistol in one hand and a towel in the other, shooting the victim in the head, and then wrapping the towel around the victim's head wound like a turban to staunch the blood flow.
01:29:52Immediately afterward, another member of the crew, originally Rosenberg, would stab the victim in the heart to prevent more blood from pumping out of the gunshot wound.
01:30:02By then, the victim would be dead, at which point the body would be stripped of clothing and dragged into a bathroom where the remaining blood drained out or congealed within the body.
01:30:12This was to eliminate the messiness of the next step when crew members would place the body into plastic sheets laid out in the main room and proceed to dismember it, cutting off the arms, legs, and head.
01:30:27Following dismemberment, the body parts would then be put into bags, placed in cardboard boxes, and sent to the Fountain Avenue landfill in Brooklyn.
01:30:35So many tons of garbage were dropped each day at the landfill that it would be nearly impossible for the bodies to be discovered.
01:30:41During the initial stages of an early 1980s investigation targeting DeMayo crew, a plan by authorities to excavate sections of the dump to locate remains was aborted when it was deemed too costly and unlikely to locate any meaningful evidence.
01:30:55The landfill opposite the Starrett City apartment complex in East New York was closed in 1985, capped over, and converted into parkland.
01:31:07Where there's dead people dismembered underneath it.
01:31:10Some victims were killed in other ways for varying reasons.
01:31:13At times, suspected informants or those who committed an act of disrespect against a member of the crew or their superiors had their bodies left in the streets to serve as a message and a warning.
01:32:34Danny Grillo, a longtime member of the DeMayo crew, was killed and dismembered by DeMayo, Rosenberg, and Center and Testa for racking up gambling debts.
01:33:30Tadaro was shot by DeMayo and stabbed by Rosenberg after his nephew hired the DeMayo crew to murder him due to a dispute over the building in which they duplicated pornographic films.
01:33:54Riguchi, a college student and door to door salesman, was mistaken for a Cuban hitman.
01:33:59Parked outside DeMayo's home, DeMayo chased Riguchi from Massapequa Park to Suffolk County and shot him seven times after he crashed his car.0.99
01:35:01I mean, they just got super comfortable with killing people.
01:35:04The book is insane because it goes in great detail about how he did it and what he did.
01:35:08And it's like, it's very, it's, I don't know why those, it's so disturbing because you know that people, thank you, sir, people are very malleable.
01:35:19You know, like you get used to, like kids get used to living in war zones.
01:35:26Yeah, if you grow up, if you're like in the Sudan or something and you're a child soldier, I mean, I guess that's just your life, but cheers, bro.
01:43:12Like the stress levels drop in me and the floodgates open, and I have.
01:43:15But when I'm stressed, I'm tight, I'm not creating.
01:43:17But that's when I was in Europe, I was like, shit's just coming out of me because I'm just taking walks in, you know, random cities I've never been to.0.91
01:43:23You're opening up pathways in your brain that you're not used to using.
01:43:26So, but when I'm stressed about something or I'm working on other stuff, I'm not creating like I want to be.
01:44:08The thing about the Stones and those guys, though, is they had record contracts and then they had to release a record by a certain amount of time.
01:44:15And so I think they had some filler songs.
01:45:20Sometimes you do a show where you need to talk current events.0.98
01:45:22And like, I remember when the Comedy Cellar did that Comedy Central show and you had to only do news stories, it made me write so much topical shit.0.91
01:48:51They had an issue, and then they had to work it out.0.96
01:48:53Yeah, I think in his book, Rodney said something like he, I think Carson couldn't get into some club or restaurant or something, and Dangerfield helped out, and that kind of smoothed over some shit they had.
01:49:03But yeah, it's crazy to picture maybe just one weird moment, but that's thank God they smoothed it over.
01:49:09We get these moments on TV where Conan had the same thing.
01:49:14Conan was able, like with Norm, he knew how to just let him cook.
01:49:17You know, it's like certain late night hosts just know when you're like, okay, let me just feed this guy the ball.
01:49:58Dangerfield's manager at the time sent an angry letter to Johnny Carson accusing him of telling one of Dangerfield's jokes on air without booking or paying the comedian.
01:50:25Dangerfield felt deeply humiliated and wrote multiple apology letters to Carson but received no response.
01:50:32Carson subsequently blacklisted him from the program.
01:50:37The Copacabana encounter, the reconciliation.
01:50:40Years later, Dangerfield was performing a sold out gig at the Copacabana when Carson and his entourage arrived trying to get in.
01:50:47The apology Dangerfield personally seated them, went up to Carson, and apologized face to face, admitting he was in the wrong for his manager's aggressive letter.
01:50:56The result, Carson appreciated the gesture, and within a week, Dangerfield made his triumphant return to The Tonight Show.
01:51:03He went on to make over 70 appearances with his rapid fire self deprecating humor, frequently causing Carson to lose his composure and crack up on live television.
01:53:32No, I watched some guy the other day on Instagram call out some guy for a bit and he showed his bit and that guy's bit and the guy was like, Not a comic, but he's like doing comedians' bits, like in these videos and these reels.
01:55:31And part of the fun, part of the excitement of the new bit is failing and then honing it and getting it to where it wants to be and the excitement.
01:55:38But yeah, that's, I look at, think of the jokes that, you know, you put in specials and you're like, well, that wasn't always a good joke.
01:55:45That's fun that it got somewhere, you know?
01:56:02Because there's certain bits that you're like, okay, I can bomb.
01:56:04But when you're on that edge of saying something really fucked up and working out this really provocative bit, but that's why Rock is one of the best ever, you know?
01:56:12Well, he's more than willing to take that chance and walk that plank.0.51
01:56:16Like, he would do that at the store all the time.
01:56:18Like, I remember one time I brought him up at the store, and the first thing the audience went nuts.
02:03:41Like he made the ending, they were supposed to die in Tarantino's, and Tarantino was like pissed at first, but then he saw it and he was like, oh, that's a good ending for this movie.
02:03:49Because, you know, a director makes it their own, I guess, but.
02:08:18Mental health institutions is so spooky because, especially back then, people could just decide you were crazy and keep you in a place like that.
02:08:27Yeah, and also that was like the anti authority, like every 70s movie was anti authority and ended with you getting like shot in the face or murdered.
02:08:34So, like, network Bonnie and Clyde, it's always you getting like murdered in the end.
02:08:38How much the same thing had to do with that, like the endings of those films.
02:08:42Although, well, dude, it was hopelessness, right?
02:08:44It was like everything's hopeless, you're gonna lose, they're always gonna get you.0.98
02:08:47I mean, everyone talks about this dark shit, but it got us some good movies.0.95
02:08:51Who's like, is there a movie where, like, a sort of a film where the bad guy gets away in that era?0.99
02:10:41Rosemary's Baby, there was a guy who was in Rosemary's Baby that, Owned the first place that we bought that we were going to put the mothership at.
02:14:14We got out of it because it wasn't, you know, when you butt fuck people and charge them $50, generally they don't build your buildings to code.0.98
02:19:14Truth Commission, New Mexico is a truth commission for Epstein, held its first public meeting in February where members said that they would coordinate with the M. New Mexico Department of Justice.
02:19:25Rep. Andrea Romero chairs the commission and its other members are rep. They haven't found anything yet.
02:21:29And I knew you were good because I remember the first time, one of the first times we hung out, you talked about how shitty Tom Cruise looked in The Color of Money.
02:23:19You know what I read is that Spencer Tracy was such a fucking blackout drunk in the 40s, whatever, that the studio would have to hire people to spy on him at bars and just help him into a car so it wasn't a news story.0.99
02:23:31Because he was just such a known blackout alcoholic.0.98
02:23:33And I was like, what a fucking amazing time.0.96
02:23:37I think the difference also is that Gleason is a hard drinker, he's like hard booze.0.99
02:24:15You could just tell he's drinking in that movie.
02:24:16That movie is like, man, that's one of my favorite movies ever.
02:24:20Refused traditional rehearsals for the honeymooners, claiming a photographic memory, though associates noted that heavy drinking offsets sometimes contributed to forgotten lines or poor creative choices, such as the disastrous TV flop, You're in the Picture.
02:24:37Well, those guys back then were such drunks that people would just feed them lines and then be like, oh my God, his performance was so naturalistic.
02:24:42I'm like, yeah, dude, you fed him the line and then he said it.1.00
02:25:2110 a.m. Got a cup of coffee, smoked a cigarette, went out to the golf course, smoking cigarettes all the time you're playing golf.0.98
02:25:27Like he was, he was like a baby, like a big, like a, not a baby, like a happy child, like a grown up, wealthy, happy child that just did whatever the fuck he wanted to and just lived his life.0.96
02:27:13Just because you can still say, I mean, fucking Thomas Jefferson was preaching about how we shouldn't have slaves while impregnating slaves.0.99
02:27:57The Zorg is the ship that essentially ended the transatlantic slave trade because the slave trade apparently was how the insurance industry came about.
02:28:10Because they wanted to insure their slaves as property.
02:28:14And then, if a bunch of them died, they wanted to get compensated.
02:28:17So, they would buy a policy on their slave ship.
02:28:21And so, this one boat lost like half of its slaves.
02:28:25And just the horrific conditions because they went to trial for the insurance claim.
02:28:32And because they had to throw women and children off the boat because they ran out of water because they missed Cuba and they were circling around.
02:32:03For instance, you know how you could have your own LMM on your own computer and talk to your own agent, if you will, and it's separate from being online and it's not taking up all the resources?0.96
02:32:13He was saying how he, I don't know if he downloaded it from GitHub or where he got it from, but he was in control of his own self driving fucking modeling.
02:32:21So, wait, I don't understand how that works.0.92
02:33:58No, In Cold Blood, actor Robert Blake was accused of shooting his wife, Bonnie Lee Blakely, to death in the parking lot of Vitello's Italian restaurant, Studio City, in 2001.
02:34:12Now his son is staging a fictional murder mystery in the same eatery.
02:36:33Convicted California serial killer Ronnie Alcala, contestant on the dating game television show more than 30 years ago, was sentenced to 25 years to life in prison on Monday for murdering two New York women in the 1970s.
02:37:53But when you're doing like weird, when dudes start eking you, especially in New York, dude, there's people doing like weird shit, and you're like, same feeling I get when I see a dude with like a backpack at the movie theater.0.83
02:42:31Muse AI agent sold his keyboard on Facebook Marketplace at a low ball price, shared his address with the buyer, and set up a late night pickup all without his approval.0.68
02:44:31We have a whole group of swingers came to one of my shows once and they were telling me, and they all looked like nobody you wanted to swing with, of course.
02:45:57Or, like, yeah, right now I'm on tour and I'm just like trying clubs and I'm building back.
02:46:01It's such a miserable process, but you're building back up and you go to the places you always want to go, like Madison or like Cleveland Hilarities is great.