The Joe Rogan Experience - October 23, 2026


Joe Rogan Experience #2570 - Mystery Boys

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JRE MMA Show #187 with Robert Whittaker

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2 hours and 43 minutes

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00:00:02.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:13.000 Hey, so, hey, fellas.
00:00:14.000 Hey, what's up?
00:00:16.000 So, what is this internet thing?
00:00:17.000 Explain this to me.
00:00:18.000 I didn't want to do it off the air.
00:00:20.000 I think Jamie should explain it because it's out of my league.
00:00:22.000 It's something to do with PHP certificates, some ability to counterfeit websites.
00:00:28.000 You go into a website and it does some kind of check.
00:00:31.000 And this thing is a massive security flaw that's existed, I think, for 14 years, right, Jamie?
00:00:38.000 Like 14 years.
00:00:39.000 There's the.
00:00:40.000 I saw the.
00:00:41.000 I just saw this popping up yesterday online.
00:00:43.000 Okay.
00:00:44.000 It's the best.
00:00:45.000 Warnings from a bunch of different Twitter accounts, including the FBI Cyber Division.
00:00:48.000 Let's read this FBI Cyber Division.
00:00:50.000 Two critical vulnerabilities have been identified in PHP, a widely used programming language that powers websites and web applications.
00:00:58.000 These vulnerabilities, blah, blah, blah, could allow malicious cyber actors to remotely execute code.
00:01:06.000 And PHP Core potentially compromising sensitive data and networks.
00:01:10.000 FBI urges organizations to take the following steps now.
00:01:14.000 So it tells you all the things to do to. 0.99
00:01:17.000 So we're fucked.
00:01:18.000 So what's happening is AI is eventually going to figure out the code of everything that exists and there'll be no more encryption. 0.98
00:01:27.000 That's going to be gone.
00:01:28.000 There's going to be no more passwords.
00:01:31.000 That'll be useless.
00:01:32.000 And it's going to get very squirrely because money is online.
00:01:34.000 Aaron Powell, haven't they already made that?
00:01:37.000 I mean, that octopus.
00:01:38.000 Scandal was all about that back door they put into everything way back when.
00:01:42.000 So, what is the octopus scandal?
00:01:43.000 Which one's that you know?
00:01:44.000 Octopus, I mean, it's connected to FC and all them.
00:01:46.000 It was like security soft, you always do that.
00:01:49.000 You know, you know, I feel like you've had a guest or I don't know, but not octopus.
00:01:53.000 Have you heard of that before?
00:01:54.000 Yeah, there's a whole documentary on that.
00:01:56.000 There you go.
00:01:56.000 The octopus murders.
00:01:57.000 Oh, the octopus murders.
00:01:59.000 That's connected to that.
00:02:00.000 Oh, okay.
00:02:01.000 So, yeah, I watched one episode of that or the beginning of it.
00:02:05.000 I didn't watch the whole.
00:02:05.000 I heard it's incredible.
00:02:07.000 Yeah, I watched a little bit of it.
00:02:08.000 I mean, it's just like both his like.
00:02:11.000 The way he committed suicide is very suspicious.
00:02:14.000 Like the Enron whistleblower that shot himself in the head twice?
00:02:17.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:02:18.000 That guy's crazy. 0.99
00:02:19.000 Did he shoot himself in the head twice? 1.00
00:02:20.000 Twice. 0.75
00:02:20.000 Twice. 0.75
00:02:21.000 Like Gary Webb?
00:02:22.000 Really?
00:02:22.000 Like the guy?
00:02:23.000 Like Gary Webb?
00:02:24.000 Gary Webb did it twice.
00:02:25.000 No, maybe the Enron guy didn't.
00:02:26.000 Maybe I'm just thinking of Gary Webb.
00:02:29.000 I might be intoxicated.
00:02:30.000 Who's the one the Clintons, they always say that killed?
00:02:32.000 I think they killed it.
00:02:34.000 That one's Vince Foster. 1.00
00:02:35.000 That guy's a fucking weird one, man. 0.98
00:02:37.000 The Strange Death of Vince Foster is a great book. 0.99
00:02:41.000 What's that? 0.99
00:02:41.000 I read that book in like, Fuck, it was like the early 2000s. 0.99
00:02:44.000 I think that guy was on Jimmy's show just recently, and I didn't know that. 0.98
00:02:46.000 And he was saying, no, the Clintons didn't do it.
00:02:50.000 They took the blame for it, but no, it's some FBI associated gang, trafficking gang that did it.
00:02:55.000 He probably didn't want to go along with the thing that they're all into, you know?
00:02:58.000 Well, perhaps.
00:02:59.000 There's probably a bunch of factors, right?
00:03:01.000 Because for sure, while Clinton was governor of Arkansas, that's when all that Barry Seale stuff was going on in Mean Arkansas where they're dropping off coke.
00:03:09.000 So there's a cartel.
00:03:10.000 So there's that for sure.
00:03:10.000 Right.
00:03:12.000 But then there's also that scheme that they were doing, that real estate scheme.
00:03:17.000 Real estate scandal.
00:03:19.000 He wasn't shot twice, but there's weird stuff.
00:03:21.000 I'll tell you the most.
00:03:21.000 Oh, wait.
00:03:22.000 So, Gary Webb was the one who got shot twice, right?
00:03:25.000 Vince Foster, this is the thing that blew my mind because, and Jimmy has sat on this for a year because he thought it sounded too far out.
00:03:31.000 There's an interview, and I couldn't believe when I saw it.
00:03:33.000 The guy, when he was researching, there was a reporter that was like a supposed, like, you know, like how I consider Ben Swan to be a good guy reporter, like, supposedly like that, but he wasn't. 0.99
00:03:43.000 He was a piece of shit helping cover it up, according to this guy. 0.98
00:03:47.000 And that guy's name, that reporter, was Chris Ruddy. 1.00
00:03:50.000 Who's now the guy who runs Newsmax?
00:03:52.000 Wow.
00:03:53.000 He's a billionaire now.
00:03:54.000 Wow.
00:03:55.000 That's what this guy said.
00:03:56.000 Now, I guarantee you, I've proven and whatever.
00:03:58.000 How did a news reporter become a billionaire?
00:04:01.000 I'm sure, legitimately.
00:04:03.000 I'm sure there's nothing.
00:04:06.000 You know, I don't want to be.
00:04:08.000 I get pegged as one of these conspiracy guys, which I'm not.
00:04:10.000 You're definitely not.
00:04:12.000 Not at all.
00:04:12.000 Not at all.
00:04:13.000 So, it was the Whitewater real estate scandal that Vince Foster was also entangled in.
00:04:17.000 So, there was a lot going down with that.
00:04:20.000 And then they found him dead, but there was more blood missing from his body than was at the scene of the crime.
00:04:26.000 His body clearly had been moved.
00:04:28.000 Also, the gun was in his hand. 1.00
00:04:30.000 This motherfucker wrote the book. 1.00
00:04:31.000 He's in on the Cover up that guy was telling us. 1.00
00:04:34.000 That's amazing.
00:04:35.000 That's amazing.
00:04:36.000 That's amazing.
00:04:38.000 Because that book is real.
00:04:39.000 So now I have to rethink everything that I read in that book.
00:04:43.000 I think in that interview, dude, you should watch because that guy was really fascinating.
00:04:46.000 And I had never even thought about Vince Foster for a long time.
00:04:49.000 Well, it's like what they always say Trump is doing.
00:04:51.000 He's doing 4D chess.
00:04:53.000 Like these guys are.
00:04:54.000 Like some people are. 1.00
00:04:54.000 Yeah, but just not in your favor, idiots. 1.00
00:04:56.000 Yeah, it's not going to happen. 1.00
00:04:56.000 Right. 1.00
00:04:58.000 He's doing 4D chess where he tells you everything.
00:04:59.000 Remember he came on here and he was like sounding pretty good and then immediately rug pulled everyone?
00:05:05.000 Like how long did that take?
00:05:07.000 The rug pull of Trump, would you say?
00:05:09.000 How long for the war in Iran?
00:05:11.000 The war in Iran was, what, a year?
00:05:13.000 Yeah, he waited a year. 1.00
00:05:14.000 Well, then we have the stupid war on narco terror, which is always fake. 1.00
00:05:18.000 Anybody talk about that's a fucking lying phony. 1.00
00:05:21.000 So the Department of War. 1.00
00:05:23.000 The guy who's got all the brill cream in his fucking hair and the Templar tattoos. 1.00
00:05:27.000 Exith. 1.00
00:05:27.000 That's right. 1.00
00:05:28.000 Got his name?
00:05:30.000 Yeah, Exith.
00:05:31.000 So that, but you think the war on drugs is fake?
00:05:34.000 Like when they're blowing up those.
00:05:36.000 What do you think is going on?
00:05:38.000 I think most of them are probably marijuana guys, not even going to America.
00:05:42.000 The idea of Venezuelan cocaine is.
00:05:43.000 I used to do a lot of coke, dude, and I heard every kind of cocaine.
00:05:47.000 Never heard of any Venezuelan cocaine.
00:05:48.000 That's true.
00:05:49.000 I've never heard of Venezuelan cocaine.
00:05:50.000 No, this is pure Venezuelan, dude.
00:05:51.000 Is it only Venezuela that they were blowing up those boats? 0.95
00:05:54.000 Well, maybe they were making it all through Venezuela.
00:05:56.000 You already know this.
00:05:59.000 I think they were probably trying to cripple their money chain before they invaded them.
00:06:05.000 Oh, I was reading about what they did to them.
00:06:07.000 Oh, my God.
00:06:07.000 What?
00:06:08.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:09.000 The brain bleed. 1.00
00:06:10.000 Oh, it's like swells your shit up. 1.00
00:06:12.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:06:12.000 They said it doesn't, it's non lethal in a sense because it doesn't actually kill you. 0.99
00:06:16.000 The Havana Shield.
00:06:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.93
00:06:18.000 The stuff they use in Venezuela. 0.99
00:06:20.000 But you're fucking done. 0.99
00:06:21.000 I don't think they did use that. 1.00
00:06:22.000 They boil your brain. 1.00
00:06:23.000 They boil your ass. 1.00
00:06:24.000 I don't think they did use it. 1.00
00:06:25.000 I think Maduro and his wife, they got their asset out of there because the regime's still in place, by the way.
00:06:29.000 I don't even know what the point would be of taking him out if you still have the same army regime.
00:06:33.000 Let's take this one step at a time.
00:06:35.000 Pentagon allows DHS to test a heat ray weapon for possible use at the border.
00:06:40.000 Wow.
00:06:40.000 Wow.
00:06:40.000 Okay.
00:06:41.000 But what is that?
00:06:41.000 Find out that thing that they.
00:06:43.000 The discombobulator?
00:06:43.000 The discombobulator.
00:06:45.000 Yeah, is that what they're calling it?
00:06:46.000 But they were talking about it today, like what it actually does.
00:06:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:50.000 Well, at least on this article that someone sent me on Twitter.
00:06:53.000 Doesn't it raise the temperature of your cells by a little bit or something?
00:06:57.000 It just fries your.
00:07:00.000 It's just microwaving you.
00:07:01.000 It's a microwave.
00:07:02.000 It's just they were saying that it doesn't kill you, so it's non lethal, technically.
00:07:06.000 But you're never the same.
00:07:06.000 Technically.
00:07:07.000 You're fucked. 1.00
00:07:08.000 You have to burn in your face. 1.00
00:07:09.000 I'll bring that in your face. 1.00
00:07:11.000 I'll bring that in your face. 0.84
00:07:12.000 The beanbags are not as scary as the rubber bullets.
00:07:15.000 The rubber bullets take your eyes out.
00:07:16.000 Those take your eyes out.
00:07:18.000 There's people who have lost eyeballs to rubber bullets. 0.60
00:07:20.000 They shoot you right in the face. 0.89
00:07:21.000 Those rubber bullets. 0.97
00:07:23.000 But the story that people report when Venezuela was invaded is insane. 1.00
00:07:28.000 These super soldiers with these weird fucking headsets on. 1.00
00:07:32.000 Everyone's falling down, shitting their pants. 1.00
00:07:35.000 Their eyes are bleeding.
00:07:36.000 I bet that's not true.
00:07:37.000 I bet it is true.
00:07:38.000 So those super soldier helmets, that's the ammo.
00:07:40.000 I'm sure they have that.
00:07:41.000 I'm not saying they don't.
00:07:42.000 The heat ray is the story.
00:07:42.000 I'm saying I don't think they used it there.
00:07:44.000 Last 24 hours, my type of non lethal weapon.
00:07:47.000 Right, right, right.
00:07:47.000 But I'm saying what they used in Venezuela, they were discussing specifically.
00:07:52.000 Like what they used in Venezuela as a non lethal weapon, Venezuela.
00:08:02.000 Yeah.
00:08:03.000 Trump's administration.
00:08:05.000 So this is different, I think.
00:08:06.000 A heat gun. 0.97
00:08:07.000 Because if they're already testing it, they fucking did this already in the Venezuela stuff. 0.88
00:08:13.000 Whatever it was, whoever was talking about it, I should probably have saved it. 0.72
00:08:18.000 I'm just trying to stay offline.
00:08:19.000 I'm just trying to keep it.
00:08:20.000 Are you really?
00:08:22.000 How many hours of screen time do you think you.
00:08:25.000 You're doing a day.
00:08:26.000 I still watch stuff, but it's mostly YouTube videos.
00:08:30.000 Okay.
00:08:30.000 Most of my use on my phone, if I'm bored, is YouTube videos.
00:08:34.000 Yeah.
00:08:34.000 And it's all pretty either educational or interesting.
00:08:38.000 If you had to guess social media, how many?
00:08:40.000 An hour.
00:08:40.000 Hour a day.
00:08:42.000 That's admirable.
00:08:43.000 I'm trying.
00:08:44.000 What's the average screen time, Jamie?
00:08:46.000 It's probably five or six hours.
00:08:46.000 Do they have that?
00:08:47.000 That's insane.
00:08:48.000 Yeah.
00:08:49.000 It's probably five or six hours.
00:08:50.000 And on good days, I have zero hours.
00:08:52.000 Good days, I just stay completely off of it.
00:08:53.000 Those are the best days.
00:08:54.000 But today wasn't a good day.
00:08:56.000 Today, I got up early, had to take my kid somewhere, and then I got up in the morning and did a little work. 0.90
00:09:02.000 Then I was tired and I took a shit, and that's when I started watching my phone. 0.93
00:09:05.000 Then I watched my phone a little bit, and I'm like, all right, I got to get to work. 0.99
00:09:08.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:09:09.000 But it was like after eating breakfast and sitting there with your phone on, you just feel like such a loser. 0.63
00:09:13.000 You're like, I'm going to waste my time. 0.99
00:09:15.000 Seven fucking hours a day. 0.99
00:09:17.000 I'm usually editing. 1.00
00:09:18.000 It's crazy.
00:09:19.000 It would be fair to me, at my hour, 49 hours a week.
00:09:23.000 Now, imagine kids with no self control and teachers that aren't paying attention, so they have access to them.
00:09:29.000 School.
00:09:29.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:30.000 Even if they aren't paying attention, it's not good.
00:09:32.000 It's nothing good.
00:09:33.000 It's all poison coming in.
00:09:35.000 Most of it's poison.
00:09:36.000 Most of it's poison.
00:09:37.000 But you can curate it and make it not poison if you're just smart with what you do.
00:09:42.000 Like, I get something out of YouTube videos.
00:09:44.000 I get something out of things that are interesting, like ancient history stuff and stuff on cosmology and astronomy.
00:09:51.000 That stuff is interesting to me.
00:09:52.000 I'm always going to look at those.
00:09:54.000 Right?
00:09:55.000 I'm just fascinated.
00:09:56.000 Do you guys remember the.
00:09:57.000 Sorry to cut you off.
00:09:58.000 Do you guys remember the.
00:09:59.000 YouTube Spider Man videos.
00:10:02.000 Do you remember those?
00:10:03.000 The real Spider Man Elsa is one of the reasons for the apocalypse.
00:10:06.000 Can you pull that up, Jamie?
00:10:08.000 Do you mind pulling up the Spider Man Elsa videos?
00:10:10.000 Which is, if you left your kid on YouTube long enough before they changed it, it was like a slippery slope that led to increasingly fucked up videos, and no one was sure where these videos were coming from.
00:10:22.000 Right.
00:10:23.000 And it was, it was, and they all knew the final explanation was.
00:10:26.000 What?
00:10:28.000 So this is the one that I would have explained it with is, okay, so they basically use an algorithm.
00:10:28.000 Yeah.
00:10:33.000 They know kids psychologically are fascinated with like getting a shot or pregnancy or whatever.
00:10:38.000 Or violence.
00:10:39.000 Or violence or bugs, and they mix it together into gibberish that's colorful so the kids stay on it.
00:10:45.000 And then, okay, so that's like the main, and probably pretty reasonable, but I think that's testing something too.
00:10:50.000 I don't think it was just, oh, it was just these greedy people were doing a thing.
00:10:54.000 There is no way something like that exists that our government didn't learn everything they could about and how to weaponize, and also it was probably them.
00:11:02.000 It gave you, can you find an actual cartoon of it, Jamie?
00:11:05.000 Because it gave you a weird feeling watching them.
00:11:07.000 Yeah.
00:11:08.000 Felt bad.
00:11:09.000 There was a lot of the cartoons they'd get drunk and someone would smash their head and there'd be blood all over the place.
00:11:14.000 Or they get a shot.
00:11:15.000 Or Spider Man's pregnant and then after he gives birth, he's so relieved like he took his shot.
00:11:19.000 Spider Man got pregnant? 0.56
00:11:20.000 Yeah.
00:11:20.000 They're gibberish things, but that's to go right to the subconscious.
00:11:23.000 Wasn't there some of those things where they showed that pedophiles were communicating with each other in the comments?
00:11:30.000 They were like using comments in the comments.
00:11:32.000 Are you doing most of the things for kids?
00:11:33.000 They were just.
00:11:35.000 Roblox and every other thing like that?
00:11:36.000 They'd have like kid videos, like, you know, kids at a swimming pool and then they would, in the comments would be the exact. 0.99
00:11:43.000 Where, if you went to that frame, you could see a kid's ass. 0.96
00:11:46.000 Like, that's what they were doing, is so that you'd have to waste time watching the whole video. 0.96
00:11:52.000 What's the timestamp?
00:11:53.000 Yeah.
00:11:53.000 That's a test.
00:11:54.000 If you know, then you're going to jail.
00:11:55.000 The timestamp?
00:11:56.000 Generally 322.
00:11:58.000 Generally.
00:12:02.000 Is there a number that's attached to pedophile stuff?
00:12:04.000 Like 420 is attached to weed?
00:12:06.000 I don't know.
00:12:07.000 Probably.
00:12:07.000 They probably know.
00:12:08.000 Like 187 is murder.
00:12:09.000 Probably.
00:12:10.000 It seems like they got a lot of code words for sure.
00:12:12.000 Oh, for sure.
00:12:13.000 It's a whole thriving underground.
00:12:15.000 Pizza, beef jerky.
00:12:16.000 Yep.
00:12:17.000 Yeah.
00:12:17.000 Right?
00:12:17.000 You know, pizza also could be cocaine.
00:12:19.000 They should, whoever the fuck wrote those emails that's alive, they should be brought into a room publicly. 0.99
00:12:24.000 Like, what are you talking about? 0.99
00:12:26.000 Yeah.
00:12:26.000 Why hasn't that happened?
00:12:27.000 Well, they brought him out of a ward nick and he decided he didn't do anything.
00:12:30.000 What is beef jerky?
00:12:31.000 That guy just, I met him once.
00:12:31.000 Yeah, they didn't.
00:12:35.000 He was really close.
00:12:36.000 His neighbors knew him for like 20 years.
00:12:38.000 He had a massage table in his living room. 0.98
00:12:40.000 My wife said, this man's gross. 0.99
00:12:41.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:12:42.000 And we laughed.
00:12:43.000 And we left.
00:12:44.000 And then the emails come out.
00:12:45.000 How many emails did he have with the guy?
00:12:46.000 I don't know, bringing a ton of kids there to the person who's so creepy.
00:12:50.000 He's bringing all their kids and some other kids.
00:12:52.000 It's just a vacation.
00:12:53.000 Ages us.
00:12:54.000 Yeah.
00:12:54.000 Relax.
00:12:55.000 You know, when you go on vacation, you're going to love the beach.
00:12:57.000 You bring extra kids when you go on vacation, right?
00:13:00.000 Just the beach.
00:13:01.000 To a creeps house.
00:13:02.000 A guy that you said was really creepy.
00:13:03.000 Spare tires.
00:13:04.000 Someone dies.
00:13:05.000 Yeah.
00:13:06.000 Yeah.
00:13:06.000 Extra kids.
00:13:07.000 Yeah.
00:13:09.000 It's really spooky, man.
00:13:10.000 And it's really.
00:13:10.000 It's bizarre.
00:13:11.000 But now the new thing is, you know what the new thing is?
00:13:14.000 It's like, stop talking about Epstein.
00:13:17.000 Is that the new thing?
00:13:18.000 Fuentes has been saying that.
00:13:18.000 Well, yeah.
00:13:20.000 Like, Fuentes has been saying this.
00:13:21.000 A lot of Chris Ruddy Israel trip takers, like your Gavin McGinnis's and what have you.
00:13:21.000 Well, not just him.
00:13:27.000 Okay, but devil's advocate.
00:13:29.000 Please.
00:13:30.000 Why are they doing that?
00:13:31.000 Why are you watching?
00:13:32.000 Do you think it's possibly that they think, hey, look, nothing's going to change.
00:13:36.000 This Epstein stuff is a giant distraction. 0.99
00:13:38.000 There's real shit we should be paying attention to right now, like the midterms, like Iran, like whatever the fuck is happening in France, like all the stuff? 0.99
00:13:46.000 Question. 1.00
00:13:47.000 So you're saying the cannibal.
00:13:50.000 Pedophile thing is less of a real thing than the midterms.
00:13:53.000 No, what I'm saying is the people that are online that are, you know, air quote influencers and people talking about the news.
00:13:59.000 They're doing it on purpose because they're paid. 0.99
00:14:01.000 Then the morons that go along with it say the thing you're saying. 1.00
00:14:04.000 Perhaps. 1.00
00:14:05.000 But this is why I'm saying devil's advocate.
00:14:07.000 So, like, if you're asking.
00:14:08.000 The oldest vacuum.
00:14:10.000 That's a fake one.
00:14:10.000 We have a real one.
00:14:11.000 I feel like a fraud now because I know it is.
00:14:13.000 I think, is it on the sea serpent table out there?
00:14:18.000 That's the last time I saw it.
00:14:19.000 The sea serpent table is where you keep your vacuum.
00:14:21.000 Bro, have you seen that table?
00:14:22.000 No.
00:14:22.000 Oh, it's the dopest.
00:14:23.000 That guy, the Dow, the guy that did our table in our green room at the club with the snake.
00:14:29.000 That guy's amazing, man.
00:14:30.000 Oh, he's cool.
00:14:32.000 Oh, dude, he's so good.
00:14:34.000 He's so good.
00:14:34.000 He's made me an alligator.
00:14:35.000 There's an alligator out there that's surfacing out of the water that I have in the pool room.
00:14:39.000 But on the table, there's a sea serpent one. 1.00
00:14:43.000 It's the fucking shit, man. 1.00
00:14:44.000 It's got boats and the sea serpents coming out of the water. 1.00
00:14:47.000 We have a video of it, right?
00:14:48.000 I think there's a video of it on my Instagram.
00:14:50.000 People smoke cigars, dude.
00:14:51.000 It's the sea serpent.
00:14:52.000 Elsa Gate has a little bit of a name.
00:14:54.000 But before we get to that, please.
00:14:54.000 Hold on.
00:14:57.000 Pause and find that table.
00:14:59.000 While we're on the subject, I'll forget it because I want to give this guy some credit. 0.98
00:15:03.000 Because he's really fucking good. 0.78
00:15:05.000 He's super talented. 0.99
00:15:06.000 I love you got a sea serpent table with an authentic walrus dick on it. 0.99
00:15:10.000 Well, the walrus dick was given to me by Stephen Ranella. 0.99
00:15:15.000 So this is it it's the underscore Dow. 0.99
00:15:19.000 That's called Dow.
00:15:20.000 That's all his Dow.
00:15:20.000 So that's the table that's in our studio.
00:15:23.000 That's the one that we had to saw in half to get up the stairs.
00:15:26.000 Because it was originally for here, rather, for the studio.
00:15:31.000 And then I said, that belongs in the comedy club.
00:15:34.000 That really belongs as the green room.
00:15:36.000 Find the sea serpent one, though, Jamie.
00:15:39.000 He made me a sea serpent.
00:15:40.000 I think that's it.
00:15:40.000 Hold on.
00:15:41.000 Go to the left.
00:15:42.000 That's it, right there.
00:15:43.000 Click on that.
00:15:44.000 That's it. 1.00
00:15:45.000 Look at that fucking thing. 1.00
00:15:46.000 Look at that. 1.00
00:15:47.000 Look, it's got a boat and look at the sea serpent coming out of the water.
00:15:50.000 This is where it gets crazy at the end.
00:15:52.000 Oh, that's not ours.
00:15:54.000 That's not exactly ours.
00:15:55.000 That's just another one.
00:15:56.000 That's another one.
00:15:57.000 That's pretty cool.
00:15:58.000 I thought that was ours.
00:15:59.000 Oh, that's an octopus one.
00:16:00.000 That's different.
00:16:01.000 That's awesome, dude. 0.94
00:16:02.000 He's insane.
00:16:03.000 Scott Dow. 1.00
00:16:04.000 He's really fucking talented. 0.99
00:16:05.000 Oh, look at the bottom. 0.99
00:16:07.000 It's underneath it, too. 0.98
00:16:08.000 That's fucking cool. 1.00
00:16:09.000 Oh, dude, he's so sick. 1.00
00:16:10.000 And he does a lot of it, the beginning work, he does it all with chainsaws, man. 0.74
00:16:14.000 Wow.
00:16:15.000 Does he have like smaller, like a number two chainsaw that's a smaller?
00:16:19.000 Well, he gets down to the nitty gritty and then he starts using complex tools.
00:16:23.000 But, okay, it's before that.
00:16:26.000 Swimming dog, classic swimming dog cable.
00:16:30.000 We've had it for a few years now, so this is only like six months ago.
00:16:33.000 I know, but he reposts stuff.
00:16:35.000 I follow him on Instagram. 0.96
00:16:39.000 He's super fucking talented, though, man. 0.86
00:16:40.000 He does a lot of these now. 0.98
00:16:42.000 When we blew him up on the internet, he got real popular.
00:16:42.000 Wow.
00:16:47.000 But he was real popular, right? 0.99
00:16:48.000 Oh, I know a guy that makes fake walrus dick bones. 0.96
00:16:50.000 It's on my Instagram. 0.98
00:16:52.000 What is that made out of?
00:16:53.000 Scott Baculi.
00:16:54.000 Is that made out of bones?
00:16:55.000 Scott Baculi.
00:16:56.000 No, that's fake.
00:16:56.000 It's written out to me.
00:16:57.000 That's fake. 0.92
00:16:58.000 But the one we have outside is actually a fossilized giant walrus dick.
00:17:05.000 But what's the material?
00:17:07.000 Sorry.
00:17:07.000 Originally, it was a bone.
00:17:08.000 No, that's a fake.
00:17:09.000 This is some kind of wood.
00:17:11.000 I mean, who cares?
00:17:11.000 It's fake.
00:17:13.000 It's a fraud.
00:17:14.000 Can I feel it?
00:17:14.000 Are you sure?
00:17:15.000 You sure it's fake?
00:17:16.000 Go ahead.
00:17:16.000 I'm actually holding the tip.
00:17:18.000 You're holding the base.
00:17:20.000 A lot of it's just telling me smell it.
00:17:22.000 Does it smell right?
00:17:22.000 Oh, God.
00:17:23.000 No, it does smell fake.
00:17:25.000 It tastes weird, too, dude.
00:17:26.000 I noticed that right away.
00:17:27.000 It smells weird. 1.00
00:17:28.000 It's fake water stick from a mama.
00:17:29.000 I noticed it tasted weird the second I had it.
00:17:32.000 How many guys have fisted each other with one of these?
00:17:34.000 A lot.
00:17:35.000 For sure, more than one.
00:17:36.000 Usually we sit on these and do it.
00:17:37.000 Many.
00:17:38.000 But if you have a baculum and I have a baculum, okay, then it's not as rare as we think because we both have them and you didn't know I had one.
00:17:46.000 You've got me good with that one.
00:17:46.000 Right?
00:17:48.000 So, how many guys have stuffed these up their ass? 1.00
00:17:50.000 That's the question. 0.99
00:17:51.000 Well, because Texas, I was just thinking.
00:17:52.000 Yeah, easily.
00:17:54.000 Easily. 0.91
00:17:55.000 You know, that's a joke you have about Texas has stronger dildo loss than cun loss. 0.95
00:18:01.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:18:02.000 I mean, it does.
00:18:03.000 And so, this is the kind of thing that I think is going to lead stuff.
00:18:07.000 If they can't get it in the shops, they're going to get it from walrus baculum.
00:18:09.000 That's right.
00:18:10.000 Or they're going to carve their own.
00:18:12.000 Good old fashioned ingenuity.
00:18:12.000 You know?
00:18:14.000 Prison style.
00:18:15.000 Is this more of a Tallerico or the other guy issue?
00:18:15.000 Know how.
00:18:19.000 Walrus baculum cane with 24 coward gold plated handle.
00:18:23.000 Wow.
00:18:23.000 Is that the former owner?
00:18:25.000 Yeah, look at him. 0.99
00:18:26.000 I have this in my rectum. 0.93
00:18:30.000 Starting bid, only $10. 0.97
00:18:31.000 That's it.
00:18:32.000 That's a good deal.
00:18:33.000 Oh, this is a long time ago.
00:18:34.000 This is 2014.
00:18:36.000 Oh, from God's ear to my taint.
00:18:38.000 And a photo of Wayne Hudson, original owner.
00:18:42.000 The current bid is only $128. 0.83
00:18:44.000 Hey, take a picture of me and keep it with this whale dick cane. 0.99
00:18:48.000 You've got to put headphones on so we can all hear each other. 0.98
00:18:50.000 Otherwise, we're going to talk over each other.
00:18:51.000 I was looking for Elsa Gate.
00:18:52.000 I keep seeing videos from about a year ago where it's saying Elsa Gate 3.0 is starting up.
00:18:56.000 And a bunch of AI videos are being used to make it.
00:18:58.000 And then I was trying to cut in because I saw this pop up and I was like, I'm always late to that. 0.99
00:19:03.000 What the fuck is this? 0.99
00:19:05.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:19:06.000 Is candy?
00:19:07.000 Is that AI?
00:19:07.000 That's AI?
00:19:08.000 No, it's not.
00:19:10.000 I don't want to see this, Jamie.
00:19:11.000 I don't want to see it.
00:19:12.000 It's not real, though, is it?
00:19:14.000 It's not. 1.00
00:19:14.000 Oh, my fucking. 1.00
00:19:15.000 And so you leave your kids sitting in front of the TV, they're going to end up seeing a little red canary get decapitated. 1.00
00:19:21.000 That's why you can't do it.
00:19:22.000 But then it turns into candy, so it's okay.
00:19:24.000 Yeah, that's true.
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00:20:25.000 That's drinkag1.comslash Joe Rogan. 0.98
00:20:28.000 Fucking weird. 0.99
00:20:29.000 It's fucking weird. 1.00
00:20:30.000 What are those videos? 0.98
00:20:32.000 What do you think is the.
00:20:33.000 Somebody had to put effort into these.
00:20:35.000 Well, yeah, it's to speak to the subconscious.
00:20:38.000 It's like a twilight language.
00:20:39.000 So, what do you think it's doing to your kids?
00:20:41.000 Like, what is the goal of this?
00:20:43.000 It's discombobulating them.
00:20:44.000 It's giving them nightmares.
00:20:46.000 It's like he's saying, it's getting deep into your stomach. 1.00
00:20:48.000 It's turning them into a fucking gender blob. 1.00
00:20:49.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:20:50.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:20:51.000 I mean, this is the kind of shit the person who, like, this is all the shooters, probably, what they're watching as kids. 1.00
00:20:56.000 Go back to that. 1.00
00:20:57.000 What the pregnant Spider Man. 0.99
00:20:58.000 No, this is shit that in MKUltra in the 50s, you'd have to watch. 1.00
00:21:01.000 You'd be forced to watch it all night. 0.99
00:21:03.000 The section video says, like, Vietnam. 1.00
00:21:04.000 Ping pong balls on your eyes and have to watch that shit. 1.00
00:21:07.000 And they just get pumped out. 1.00
00:21:08.000 Like, that's what's weird about it, they just appear.
00:21:10.000 These channels appear.
00:21:12.000 They get populated with these bizarre.
00:21:14.000 Animations, they disappear, they reappear.
00:21:16.000 Well, what's really weird is they started coming out before AI was even available.
00:21:20.000 So somebody had to put some money into making those cartoons.
00:21:22.000 That's right.
00:21:23.000 Yeah.
00:21:24.000 And also, there's a lot of animation in Vietnam. 0.98
00:21:27.000 A lot of people send their shit to get animated there. 0.98
00:21:30.000 Hey, how about this? 0.99
00:21:31.000 We already know the damage just growing up with Disney cartoons did to everyone.
00:21:36.000 We already see the damage of that.
00:21:38.000 What did it do?
00:21:39.000 Well, Disney adults, for one thing.
00:21:40.000 Do you think that's a thing that should exist?
00:21:42.000 You don't think that's a.
00:21:43.000 I'm happy.
00:21:45.000 They're happy.
00:21:46.000 If they weren't doing that, they'd be trading coins.
00:21:49.000 Says the guy dressed like an elf. 1.00
00:21:51.000 Listen to the fucking hot dog. 1.00
00:21:51.000 From a hot dog. 1.00
00:21:53.000 It's bad.
00:21:55.000 Listen to the techno cowboy.
00:21:57.000 Listen to the CIA cowboy.
00:22:00.000 Sorry, sorry.
00:22:02.000 Jesus Christ.
00:22:03.000 We're on the air.
00:22:06.000 Dude. 1.00
00:22:06.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:22:07.000 That guy blows your cover every fucking time. 1.00
00:22:09.000 Peter Teal's going to be texting you after this is over. 1.00
00:22:11.000 Stop having fun.
00:22:12.000 He's texting me three times already during this show.
00:22:15.000 I only hang out with the soldiers.
00:22:17.000 So, what do you think happened to the Disney boys?
00:22:19.000 The Disney boys?
00:22:20.000 People that watch Disney?
00:22:21.000 Wait, is that Disney boys? 1.00
00:22:24.000 Disney boys sounds like the worst shit of all time. 1.00
00:22:26.000 Whatever it is, it's horrible. 1.00
00:22:28.000 We should make an AI show called The Disney Boys.
00:22:31.000 Just based on these guys that are the cool guys that are a part of the Disney gang.
00:22:36.000 You know, Disney gangs?
00:22:37.000 The Disney boys.
00:22:38.000 Like you have gangs where you have to do certain things to be in the gang.
00:22:41.000 Yeah.
00:22:42.000 Like you have to get kicked off of a ride, you have to disrupt.
00:22:45.000 Yeah.
00:22:45.000 Yeah.
00:22:46.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:46.000 It's part of like some of the Disney gangs.
00:22:48.000 Well, I used to be a Kia boy, but I had to step it down.
00:22:48.000 Yeah.
00:22:51.000 Because I had an ankle bracelet, so he stepped down to being a Disney boy.
00:22:54.000 Disney boy.
00:22:54.000 Those kind of hijinks?
00:22:55.000 Kia, like the car company? 1.00
00:22:57.000 The Kia boys that steal Kias.
00:22:58.000 They're easiest to steal cars, so there's gangs of Kia boys that just steal Kia.
00:23:03.000 Oh, I have heard of that.
00:23:04.000 I've never heard of that. 1.00
00:23:05.000 Apparently, Kias are easy to steal. 1.00
00:23:07.000 Yeah, with a USB key or something really easy. 1.00
00:23:09.000 They could do it in 30 seconds.
00:23:11.000 Oh, wow.
00:23:11.000 That's hilarious.
00:23:12.000 Did you say a USB key?
00:23:13.000 Yeah, it's like a Honda and a Kia.
00:23:16.000 They could rip them off real fast.
00:23:17.000 It's that easy?
00:23:18.000 There's like a Honda and a Kia.
00:23:19.000 Doesn't take a CIA guy to know that's not going to be that easy.
00:23:21.000 It can't be that exciting to steal a Kia, though.
00:23:24.000 Well, when you're 15.
00:23:25.000 It is when you post it online and you call yourselves the Kia boys. 0.99
00:23:27.000 That's true. 1.00
00:23:27.000 You don't even have a driver's license. 1.00
00:23:29.000 Alex Jones inside the driving.
00:23:29.000 Alex Jones inside the driving.
00:23:30.000 The first shot he had a Kia.
00:23:32.000 Really?
00:23:33.000 Yeah.
00:23:34.000 I was like, oh, maybe he got assassinated. 0.99
00:23:35.000 And then I heard Kia.
00:23:36.000 I'm like, no, they were just taking his Kia.
00:23:38.000 Is that really what they were doing?
00:23:40.000 They shot him because they were stealing his Kia?
00:23:42.000 As soon as I heard he had a Kia, I'm like, that's a plausible reason.
00:23:44.000 That's so depressing.
00:23:46.000 Interesting.
00:23:47.000 I abandoned all investigation because there's a Kia involved.
00:23:52.000 I abandoned all investigation. 1.00
00:23:53.000 It's like, it's solved.
00:23:55.000 Well, I wasn't being paid to be a mystery.
00:23:57.000 Mystery soft.
00:23:58.000 Mystery soft.
00:23:59.000 Mystery boys don't work for free.
00:24:02.000 Alex is a friend, but until I.
00:24:04.000 I feel like Disney Boys would be a really good show.
00:24:07.000 Like the cool guys, it's kind of all their shows out of all of the different gangs at Disney.
00:24:12.000 These are the coolest, yeah.
00:24:13.000 The Disney boys, nobody wants to get in on the Disney boys, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:24:17.000 They're into some sick shit, I'll tell you that. 1.00
00:24:18.000 They're gatekeepers, yeah. 1.00
00:24:20.000 So, what do you think happened to people?
00:24:23.000 What's the major damage from watching Disney?
00:24:26.000 I mean, everything about it is designed to get into the subconscious and get that sense of magic that, like, forever, you know, to the point of when you're an adult, and then meanwhile, while you're getting poisoned with autism poisons.
00:24:39.000 To make people that buy all the products, 80% of them never drive a car.
00:24:43.000 If you ever watch Love on the Spectrum, which liberals love it, by the way, you can see that they're just a lot of fun.
00:24:49.000 You tell them what sex they are, you tell them who they like.
00:24:53.000 They're weird about it, they don't really reproduce until it's socially okay. 0.99
00:24:58.000 You fuck up Star Wars 10 years in a row making shitty Star Wars and they'll still love it and cry when the preview comes on. 0.97
00:25:04.000 Those are the perfect citizens, okay? 0.99
00:25:06.000 And then you got that nice Disney thing to fixate on because you got people, you know.
00:25:11.000 It's not like being a psychopath.
00:25:13.000 They want to connect, but they have a hard time connecting.
00:25:16.000 So, you think that's by design?
00:25:17.000 You think that's by design.
00:25:18.000 Like, they're making people the most compartmentalized people, so they can't look at the big picture.
00:25:24.000 Everybody's being trained to never look at the big picture as if that's above their pay grade.
00:25:29.000 Like, you're not supposed to ever assemble these things.
00:25:32.000 You're not supposed to remember anything for more than a month, and almost no one does.
00:25:35.000 I feel like I agree and I disagree.
00:25:37.000 I feel like you chain things together that aren't necessarily connected.
00:25:41.000 So, here's like autism. 0.99
00:25:42.000 Okay, I think autism, a big factor is not just the various environmental toxins that people are ingesting, but also a lot of the fucking vaccines they're giving kids when they're young. 0.99
00:25:55.000 For sure. 0.97
00:25:56.000 I don't think they're doing that to make people autistic.
00:25:59.000 I think they're doing that to profit off of these vaccines.
00:26:03.000 Right?
00:26:03.000 I think once they take advantage of it, you told me.
00:26:07.000 Hold, please, while I'm talking.
00:26:09.000 Once they take advantage of it and they understand that it's a thing, then they use it.
00:26:13.000 To their advantage. 1.00
00:26:14.000 I think once they understand that it's a thing, like, oh, we're making more autistic people. 0.82
00:26:18.000 There's definitely more autistic people.
00:26:19.000 Now we can kind of weaponize it.
00:26:20.000 Now we can kind of like mold them in a certain direction.
00:26:23.000 I don't think they engineered autism.
00:26:25.000 I don't think, I'd like to think, at least, that people aren't that evil.
00:26:30.000 Why do you like to do it? 0.88
00:26:31.000 Will you tell me what China did, the thing you told me that they were trying to make their IQs higher so they were putting something? 0.80
00:26:35.000 Yeah, what they did is they gene edited kids and they said they did it to prevent HIV, which, like, who's even worried about HIV today? 0.99
00:26:43.000 Fucking zero people. 0.98
00:26:45.000 Right, right. 1.00
00:26:45.000 The HIV might have been the greatest psyop. 1.00
00:26:47.000 Since COVID, as far as what Fauci did, the way he mind fucked people with COVID, he mind fucked people to a much greater extent with HIV.
00:26:57.000 So you don't think people are evil, though, and after you already know about that?
00:27:00.000 Individuals like Fauci, yes. 1.00
00:27:03.000 Oh, just a few bad apples and fucking DARPA shit, really? 1.00
00:27:06.000 That's not what I'm saying. 1.00
00:27:07.000 I'm saying I don't know if Disney worked together with the government to purposely engineer autism so they can make better decisions.
00:27:14.000 I didn't say you have a link I'm not making that they engineered autism personally.
00:27:18.000 It's part of programming.
00:27:19.000 Everything's propaganda coming out of Hollywood since the start.
00:27:22.000 It's deeply Pentagon embedded.
00:27:24.000 Everybody knows that.
00:27:25.000 Tommy Lee Jones' cousin was a liaison to all, like, what's the one with Claire Dane?
00:27:30.000 You ever see Claire Dane's when she was on that show?
00:27:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, on Colbert.
00:27:34.000 And she goes, Yeah, he is. 0.53
00:27:35.000 She's like a dingbat.
00:27:36.000 It's like, and then we go on the CIA camp.
00:27:38.000 And Colbert, who I think is hip just because he did this, went, oh, he had to like tamp it down immediately.
00:27:45.000 So, no, it's linked very intimately.
00:27:49.000 Right.
00:27:49.000 But you don't think that Disney or that these people are purposely working with the government.
00:27:55.000 Of course, they're working with the government. 0.80
00:27:58.000 They want more people autistic. 1.00
00:27:59.000 Not everybody gets to know every piece of the thing. 0.99
00:28:02.000 I'm just telling you, what is the propaganda?
00:28:04.000 So, all the complaints now about woke, everything's woke, right?
00:28:07.000 Don't you hate that?
00:28:08.000 Right, right, right.
00:28:08.000 So, why is it like that?
00:28:09.000 Do you think that? 0.88
00:28:10.000 They're on purpose making people autistic?
00:28:13.000 Are you saying that's part of it?
00:28:15.000 Whatever, when they discovered this condition from poisons that they're allowed to put it, and that RFK, by the way, sold this out on. 0.99
00:28:22.000 They're allowed to put these in the environment after knowing what the shit is. 0.97
00:28:26.000 So, yeah, I don't want to think people are evil, but they are clearly, because you wouldn't phase that out. 1.00
00:28:31.000 You would get rid of it immediately if you didn't like that it was doing making the frogs gay, how Alex said inartfully, but correctly, that shit mutilates genitals and sex genes. 1.00
00:28:43.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:44.000 Okay, so once you know it does that and you're not doing shit, and in fact it becomes more, that means you want to do it.
00:28:50.000 That's how I look at it. 0.71
00:28:51.000 I think they just want the money.
00:28:53.000 They want the money.
00:28:54.000 They want the profit.
00:28:55.000 No, A major corporation has to increase their revenue every quarter.
00:28:59.000 Dude, the corporations aren't free.
00:29:01.000 We have state capitalism.
00:29:03.000 All of them have government contracts.
00:29:04.000 Can I give my theory on this?
00:29:05.000 Yes, hot dog.
00:29:06.000 Thank you.
00:29:06.000 Okay.
00:29:08.000 This is. 1.00
00:29:11.000 You know Cymatics? 1.00
00:29:14.000 Cymatics. 1.00
00:29:14.000 I know the term. 1.00
00:29:15.000 I forget what it means. 1.00
00:29:16.000 Cymatics.
00:29:16.000 How is science?
00:29:17.000 Cymatics.
00:29:17.000 He's a great dude.
00:29:18.000 He's like one of my favorite seats.
00:29:20.000 Is this like an offshoot of Dianetics?
00:29:21.000 No, it's when you just, you put like, you put baby powder on a speaker and you play certain frequencies and it forms geometries.
00:29:30.000 Oh, I have seen that.
00:29:31.000 So I think what both of you are tuning into is a kind of cultural cymatics that there exists in the world a frequency of greed or evil or selfishness that shows up in these specific ways throughout history over and over and over again.
00:29:46.000 The exploitation of children.
00:29:48.000 The sacrifice of children, the exploitation of the energy of people to make yourself more powerful.
00:29:57.000 This has been going on since all of recorded history.
00:30:00.000 So I said that?
00:30:01.000 Yeah, he's really smart.
00:30:01.000 What?
00:30:03.000 You bully him, but he's a nice kid.
00:30:04.000 He's got bad skin.
00:30:05.000 You know how I am.
00:30:06.000 Well, let's think about the idea of prescribing drugs for kids that are unnecessary, that will kill them, but also make companies a profit.
00:30:16.000 That is child sacrifice.
00:30:18.000 Absolutely.
00:30:18.000 It's just a roundabout sort of a weird.
00:30:21.000 Filtered way where you don't think about it like that, but it's almost like what the Aztecs were doing. 0.74
00:30:27.000 It's very, it's just, it's just you're doing it for money, they're doing it for favor with the gods. 0.75
00:30:32.000 So it's like the same thing the baby powder that you're pouring on the speaker, it changes color, yeah, but it's the same exact shape.
00:30:41.000 It's always child sacrifice, so it is child sacrifice.
00:30:44.000 It's just that they dance around this maze, so you don't think of it as child sacrifice where they're injecting kids with COVID vaccines, they're all getting strokes, yes, or it's.
00:30:54.000 It's not just child sacrifice.
00:30:56.000 I mean, that's a huge part of it.
00:30:57.000 It is child sacrifice.
00:30:58.000 Also, they'll sacrifice you.
00:30:59.000 Exploitation.
00:31:00.000 Don't worry.
00:31:01.000 But I mean, imagine if you're a company that's profiting off of a drug that you know is not necessary to kids and you know for sure is killing kids and you're still doing it for profit.
00:31:01.000 We use every product.
00:31:12.000 Here, let me explain. 1.00
00:31:13.000 Imagine you work in the government and you let them do that and you have these bullshit hearings and nothing ever happens or changes and you have a little stupid play. 1.00
00:31:20.000 Imagine that. 1.00
00:31:21.000 Because I've only been on a new show for now, what, three years and already I'm like bored of this.
00:31:26.000 Circle and people still act like it's normal and they're not just doing a play.
00:31:30.000 They still act like it's normal.
00:31:31.000 Callie Means just left the White House today.
00:31:33.000 Really?
00:31:34.000 Is that the long neck? 0.99
00:31:37.000 What the fuck does that mean? 1.00
00:31:38.000 Callie Means. 1.00
00:31:39.000 From Trump's menagerie of freaks.
00:31:41.000 Have you not seen them?
00:31:43.000 Okay.
00:31:43.000 Callie Means, who was working to try to get peptides and all these different things passed through, said, I can't do this.
00:31:49.000 It's like the deep state's real.
00:31:51.000 And there's all these industry insiders that are embedded in the government.
00:31:54.000 They say they're going to do something.
00:31:56.000 And then they do everything they can to slow it down and keep it from happening.
00:31:59.000 Peptides are supposed to be done two years ago.
00:32:01.000 All this stuff is supposed to happen a long time ago. 0.97
00:32:03.000 And they're fucking hitting the brakes on everything because they want money. 0.94
00:32:06.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:32:07.000 And again, same kind of thing, right?
00:32:08.000 Making money. 0.99
00:32:09.000 How many people are going to lose their health, perhaps get very sick, maybe even die because they don't have access to whatever the fuck they need. 0.97
00:32:18.000 And also, you're putting stuff out there still that we have wanted banned for a long time. 0.97
00:32:24.000 Right? 0.99
00:32:25.000 Like fucking glyphosate. 1.00
00:32:27.000 Like they need glyphosate. 1.00
00:32:29.000 Like this, that was the craziest argument when RFK Jr. was on here and he was explaining that to me.
00:32:34.000 That they made an executive order to keep glyphosate because otherwise it would fuck up the Food business.
00:32:39.000 Yeah.
00:32:39.000 So imagine that the food business is reliant on poison.
00:32:43.000 If it doesn't use poison, it can't stay open.
00:32:45.000 Right.
00:32:46.000 How about this?
00:32:46.000 We can't operate that.
00:32:47.000 They'll fuck the business up.
00:32:48.000 Because it would cost so much money to change out their systems from glyphosate herbicide to there's all these different ways they could do it. 0.97
00:32:57.000 They use lasers where they fucking scan over the things and they zap the plants that aren't the right ones. 0.97
00:33:02.000 And then if they wanted to do everything like regenerative farming, that takes fucking a decade. 0.98
00:33:07.000 You have to change the soil. 0.97
00:33:07.000 Right. 0.97
00:33:09.000 You have to compost.
00:33:09.000 You have to do so much.
00:33:10.000 You have to like.
00:33:11.000 Re energize the bio material that's in the soil and turn it to enriched. 0.99
00:33:16.000 Like, you have to have fertilizer, you have to have like dead animals and shit. 0.97
00:33:20.000 And it has to like become a living thing again. 0.99
00:33:23.000 Because right now it is, it's a fucking toxic dust layer that just sits there and keeps anything from, and then they pour a bunch of fucking minerals and nitrogen and all different things all over it just so the stuff can grow. 0.96
00:33:35.000 Right. 0.98
00:33:36.000 And it's like to change that and make it so that you don't need industrial fertilizers, you don't need herbicides, you don't. 1.00
00:33:43.000 It'll take fucking forever and it costs so much money because we've been tricked by these fucking crooks. 0.99
00:33:49.000 These people that have decided to make the most amount of money and poison people. 1.00
00:33:53.000 Probably initially they probably didn't realize what they were doing, but once they realized they were poisoning people, they just kept doing it.
00:33:59.000 Yeah, but you know, in some way they've done it on purpose many times.
00:34:02.000 Remember that?
00:34:03.000 Don't you remember what they did to them kids in Kansas City?
00:34:05.000 What they did to people in San Francisco? 1.00
00:34:06.000 They drizzled that cobalt shit on black kids in Kansas City. 1.00
00:34:11.000 What cobalt shit? 1.00
00:34:12.000 Yeah, I can't remember what, Cobalt 13 or something? 1.00
00:34:15.000 Was this the one from the fans?
00:34:16.000 No, that was a different thing.
00:34:17.000 This is the armory.
00:34:18.000 They went to a building next to another building, okay?
00:34:21.000 And then they weren't using like a plane even.
00:34:23.000 They were just spraying it into these kids.
00:34:24.000 That's right, right.
00:34:26.000 I don't remember what it was, though.
00:34:27.000 You said it's cobalt.
00:34:28.000 To see what I would do.
00:34:30.000 They wanted to see how much they could affect people in case they wanted to use like a bioweapon.
00:34:34.000 Well, I'm sure it's reformed since there's no justice ever for these people.
00:34:37.000 I'm sure it's gotten better. 0.85
00:34:38.000 Well, they did with MKUltra.
00:34:40.000 That stopped.
00:34:41.000 It did stop.
00:34:41.000 It stopped.
00:34:42.000 That's a fair point.
00:34:43.000 They don't do it anymore.
00:34:44.000 The Bacula, I stand corrected.
00:34:46.000 San Francisco, they were trying to see if they could spread a disease.
00:34:50.000 So they spread like a cold, right?
00:34:52.000 Like they spread something like a cold.
00:34:52.000 Didn't they?
00:34:54.000 They put it in the subways.
00:34:55.000 Is that what they did?
00:34:56.000 I heard they fumigated the subways.
00:34:58.000 Do you think they did something where they sprayed it in the air too because the way the wind was drifting, they wanted to see how many people would infect?
00:35:04.000 Right.
00:35:04.000 And so at that point, I think Metzger's making a fair point.
00:35:08.000 That's evil.
00:35:09.000 That's not.
00:35:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:35:10.000 That's fair point.
00:35:12.000 We're Disney boys.
00:35:13.000 We're the Disney boys.
00:35:15.000 Hot dog and CIA.
00:35:21.000 I mean, that's evil.
00:35:25.000 And maybe you could argue just greed is evil.
00:35:25.000 I don't think it.
00:35:28.000 Greed, it's vampirism.
00:35:29.000 That's the argument. 0.92
00:35:29.000 Maybe you could. 0.92
00:35:30.000 That's the argument.
00:35:31.000 Greed at a certain level.
00:35:32.000 But do vampires think they're evil?
00:35:34.000 What's above that, though?
00:35:35.000 I'm a royal.
00:35:36.000 I'm not saying it literally, the royals, but also them. 0.97
00:35:39.000 But that feeling of I want eugenics for me and I want dysgenics for you. 0.99
00:35:44.000 I'm going to be a living God by pushing you down to the category of mineral, thereby making me a special transhuman fucking nightmare from the Dune series. 0.98
00:35:55.000 What is this, Jimmy? 0.99
00:35:56.000 It was a great series.
00:35:57.000 I don't think they're all nightmare.
00:35:58.000 That cadmium sulfide.
00:36:00.000 Hold on, let me get to the top to show you.
00:36:03.000 What?
00:36:04.000 This is the historical background of the U.S. biological warfare program.
00:36:09.000 And it gets into.
00:36:11.000 1941, they started. 1.00
00:36:12.000 Holy shit. 0.98
00:36:13.000 Here's a total of 160 tests using various simulants. 0.99
00:36:17.000 Fine.
00:36:17.000 Maybe stimulants, but.
00:36:19.000 I don't know.
00:36:20.000 Simulants.
00:36:20.000 Simulating.
00:36:21.000 They're simulating disease.
00:36:22.000 Wish I was.
00:36:23.000 It was conducted at 66 locations, both military and civilian targets in the United States. 0.99
00:36:26.000 Holy shit. 0.99
00:36:27.000 Including Alaska and Hawaii. 0.99
00:36:29.000 So they did 160 different tests where they tried to infect people.
00:36:32.000 They don't do it anymore, though.
00:36:33.000 Or at least pretend to infect.
00:36:34.000 People.
00:36:35.000 They stopped.
00:36:36.000 Specific dates, locations, and substances used are in an Army report, 1977.
00:36:43.000 Conduct of BW testing, specialized sampling, and analysis techniques were used to determine the various parameters of the test requirements and the downwind travel distances.
00:36:53.000 Jesus Christ.
00:36:54.000 Bro.
00:36:55.000 Well, you see the subways right there.
00:36:57.000 Backstage.
00:36:58.000 New York and San Francisco.
00:37:01.000 They got a lot better, dude.
00:37:02.000 I don't know why people think I'm saying anything far out ever because this is. 0.99
00:37:05.000 Nazi level shit here. 0.99
00:37:07.000 Well, we brought all those Nazis, so we're going to do some Nazi stuff. 1.00
00:37:10.000 Right. 0.97
00:37:11.000 That's true.
00:37:11.000 They probably learned a lot.
00:37:12.000 I just found this out. 0.59
00:37:14.000 The OSS, when they merged with the remaining Nazis of the SS to form the CIA, it wasn't, yeah, that's how they got that. 0.90
00:37:21.000 But it was the world's greatest. 0.96
00:37:24.000 Let them roll, baby.
00:37:25.000 You got to let them rip. 1.00
00:37:27.000 It's good shit, baby. 1.00
00:37:28.000 You had all those CIA guys. 1.00
00:37:29.000 None of them know this.
00:37:30.000 Hold on.
00:37:30.000 Say it again.
00:37:31.000 Say it again.
00:37:31.000 You had all them CIA guys on here.
00:37:33.000 None of them know this.
00:37:34.000 I don't know.
00:37:38.000 No, I don't know.
00:37:39.000 He always does that.
00:37:39.000 He looms over you and then he's like, You don't know.
00:37:41.000 He's got his own little kill.
00:37:43.000 I'm ready to block it.
00:37:44.000 This hat was not good with the headphones.
00:37:46.000 So explain it again.
00:37:47.000 The OSS, what happened with the Nazis?
00:37:49.000 After the war, they merged with the SS, you know, Otto Scorsese, I believe, that carried on Gladio.
00:37:56.000 That's the strategy of tension where you fund both sides of the thing.
00:38:00.000 So you've heard of this.
00:38:02.000 The strategy of tension.
00:38:03.000 Southern Poverty Law Center, you texted me about when they were paying for the Charlottesville.
00:38:07.000 Yes.
00:38:08.000 That's the strategy of tension.
00:38:09.000 That goes back to Otto Scorsese.
00:38:12.000 That goes back to Otto Scorsese after the war.
00:38:14.000 So, are you sure that that wasn't like standard techniques that people just use? 0.90
00:38:14.000 That's a Nazi. 0.90
00:38:18.000 Like, Nero burned Rome, right? 0.91
00:38:21.000 They've always done things with a cause of violence.
00:38:23.000 Yes, that's a term.
00:38:23.000 I mean the term, yes, but you are correct.
00:38:25.000 But the strategy of tension, that term comes originally from Otto Scorsese's group, the Gladio.
00:38:30.000 Okay.
00:38:31.000 And so, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think I am.
00:38:33.000 Well, we'll find out.
00:38:33.000 We'll put that in AI perplexity.
00:38:36.000 I'm in perplexity.
00:38:37.000 Let's see if perplexity knows how the CIA was formed.
00:38:40.000 Well, I did ask, and it's very strange what it says here.
00:38:43.000 The last part of the war.
00:38:44.000 It is inaccurate.
00:38:45.000 The SS merged with the SS is inaccurate.
00:38:48.000 The documented history is that American intelligence agencies used former Nazi personnel and networks for Cold War intelligence, not that the two wartime organizations merged. 0.98
00:38:58.000 Yet, if you have an organization and you have people in that organization and they join your organization, you fucking merge. 0.71
00:39:04.000 That's a difference. 0.95
00:39:05.000 That's a merger.
00:39:06.000 That's a merger.
00:39:07.000 The organization above both of them that the CIA is under and probably still under, I believe, is called the World Commerce Commission. 0.98
00:39:13.000 Some shit like that. 0.99
00:39:14.000 What? 0.99
00:39:15.000 That's who merged them together, was in charge of that and then making it.
00:39:15.000 Never heard of it.
00:39:21.000 If you watch my boy Sean Patrick Hazlitt's show, Through a Glass Darkly, great.
00:39:24.000 If you liked it.
00:39:25.000 Say it slowly so people can hear your words.
00:39:27.000 Sean Patrick Hazlitt.
00:39:30.000 What is the term of the show?
00:39:31.000 The name of the show?
00:39:32.000 Through a Glass Darkly.
00:39:34.000 Through a Glass Darkly.
00:39:34.000 Okay.
00:39:35.000 Tokens been on it.
00:39:36.000 What?
00:39:37.000 You've been on it.
00:39:38.000 I've been on that show. 1.00
00:39:39.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:39:41.000 Am I being a gaslit? 1.00
00:39:42.000 Is that what this is?
00:39:45.000 Hey, man, I'm just a hot dog.
00:39:46.000 I don't know.
00:39:48.000 Sean from Turning Point Sam Tripoli.
00:39:51.000 Turning Point Sam Tripoli?
00:39:53.000 Yeah, my think tank.
00:39:53.000 Oh, Through a Glass Darkly.
00:39:55.000 It's good.
00:39:55.000 I love that show.
00:39:56.000 I remember.
00:39:56.000 Sorry, Sean.
00:39:57.000 I remember now.
00:39:58.000 Why do you say, yeah, my think tank? 0.99
00:40:00.000 Like, I know what the fuck. 0.99
00:40:01.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:40:01.000 He's got a think tank. 1.00
00:40:02.000 Well, it's just a group tag.
00:40:02.000 When's your show?
00:40:03.000 It's not really.
00:40:05.000 I probably am overselling it.
00:40:06.000 No, no, you're not overselling it because it's got like doctors and professors in it.
00:40:10.000 So let's call our text thread the think tank, too.
00:40:13.000 Right.
00:40:13.000 Yeah, we should.
00:40:14.000 It's already kind of being used on Turning Point San Francisco.
00:40:16.000 You can have two think tanks.
00:40:17.000 You can have two think tanks.
00:40:18.000 You can have two think tanks.
00:40:19.000 There's a lot of guys involved in multiple startups.
00:40:23.000 Dude, Dizzy Boys?
00:40:24.000 Oh, my God.
00:40:24.000 Dude, are you watching this?
00:40:26.000 Have you watched The Dropout, the Elizabeth Holmes Hulu series?
00:40:29.000 No.
00:40:30.000 How is it?
00:40:31.000 It's so good.
00:40:33.000 It's so good.
00:40:34.000 I'm wondering, is it?
00:40:36.000 So good because I got really engrossed in the story when I was listening to the dropout podcast.
00:40:41.000 But I would watch in the show, and you know, just because I haven't seen the movie yet, I want to watch the show and then see the movie. 1.00
00:40:47.000 But the fucking, that chick, what's her name? 1.00
00:40:50.000 Amanda Seafried? 1.00
00:40:52.000 Holy shit, is she good, dude. 1.00
00:40:54.000 Oh, she plays her? 1.00
00:40:54.000 She's so good, dude. 1.00
00:40:55.000 Oh, wow. 0.97
00:40:56.000 You see, she slowly starts changing her voice. 0.62
00:41:00.000 She acts completely autistic through the entire show. 0.99
00:41:02.000 She's fucking really good, dude. 1.00
00:41:04.000 Wow. 1.00
00:41:05.000 That show is crazy.
00:41:06.000 I can't believe I didn't.
00:41:08.000 Even look at anybody recommended before.
00:41:11.000 Look at that.
00:41:13.000 Uh, yeah, big difference.
00:41:14.000 Hooray for Hollywood. 0.97
00:41:15.000 I mean, I'm kind of for the improvements to the and you know, they should have made her a black man, it would have been just as accurate, dude.
00:41:22.000 I'm way into that idea. 0.84
00:41:23.000 Are you kidding? 0.99
00:41:24.000 I would have been entranced by Elizabeth Holmes, I would have been sucking her feet. 0.99
00:41:27.000 Now, one that looked like that, but the real one would have taken me in a second like that. 1.00
00:41:32.000 Those eyes, those deep blue eyes.
00:41:35.000 You saw it in the Nathan Fielder clip when she's looking at him, she draws you in with those eyes, and you know what you're not experiencing.
00:41:43.000 People like that have an aura.
00:41:45.000 They have a real vibe that pulls you in.
00:41:49.000 So when you're just looking at that like a 2D picture, it's nothing compared to when you're in their presence.
00:41:54.000 So you think that if you said, hey, no cameras, no films, could I just come over your house and ask you questions about what happened?
00:42:04.000 You think that she would just get you.
00:42:05.000 Very swell. 1.00
00:42:06.000 She would suck you in. 1.00
00:42:08.000 Suck you into her web. 1.00
00:42:09.000 Think of how much money she grifted. 1.00
00:42:11.000 Think of what she did. 0.91
00:42:13.000 If we take the ethics and morality out of it, It's spectacular.
00:42:17.000 Like when you look at the ability to manipulate people at the level that she did, that's more than you just can't know until you're around someone like me.
00:42:26.000 You've been around, you have people like that on your podcast.
00:42:29.000 You can feel their vibe.
00:42:31.000 Not at that level.
00:42:32.000 The charm of JD Vance coming at you like that?
00:42:32.000 Not at that level.
00:42:35.000 You could feel it.
00:42:37.000 Oh, yeah.
00:42:37.000 Trump.
00:42:38.000 Trump, I'm sure, radiates some kind of weird aura.
00:42:41.000 Like, you know, anytime I've been around people like that, you know, they get you.
00:42:45.000 They.
00:42:46.000 There's who knows what it is, mirror neurons, who knows what it is, but these are warlocks.
00:42:51.000 These are little bit of hypnosis involved in being someone who has a fake startup, right?
00:42:56.000 You're doing something, you're pitching this thought, and they all think they're going to cash in. 0.87
00:43:01.000 But there was also the culture of startups in Silicon Valley where there was a lot of bullshit startups, and a lot of people like that was one of her arguments was that everybody was doing this, everybody was kind of bullshitting, everybody was like making these. 0.74
00:43:13.000 Yeah, my problem with the show is it's really good, and there's facts in it for sure. 0.82
00:43:19.000 Yeah, where apps they definitely fake.
00:43:21.000 These things, they did this, they got people to invest under false pretenses.
00:43:25.000 I don't like when there's dialogue between people, and I know somebody just made it up.
00:43:30.000 It takes me right out of it.
00:43:31.000 Me too, dude.
00:43:32.000 When they're like they're alone, like Sonny Balwani and her are alone and they're acting weird together.
00:43:38.000 I'm like, you don't know if that's real.
00:43:40.000 Like, you're making me think about them a very specific way that you can't, they didn't participate.
00:43:40.000 Right.
00:43:46.000 They didn't help you.
00:43:47.000 Yeah.
00:43:47.000 They didn't tell you I said this and then she said that.
00:43:49.000 So you're just making things up and you're pretending.
00:43:52.000 Right.
00:43:53.000 It's like gonzo journalism.
00:43:54.000 You're mixing fake.
00:43:56.000 Like, that's what Hunter used to do.
00:43:58.000 Right.
00:43:59.000 To propagandize me a certain way.
00:44:00.000 Yes.
00:44:01.000 So part of me is like, I don't think you should be able to do that.
00:44:01.000 Yeah.
00:44:04.000 But that's a good warlock trick.
00:44:07.000 By the people who made the show.
00:44:08.000 I mean, you know, Gonzo Journalism, like, yeah, it's like reporting, but it's not.
00:44:11.000 I'm lying.
00:44:12.000 Did you ever see the thing that he did about the election?
00:44:15.000 Awesome.
00:44:16.000 Well, do you ever see the thing that he did about the election when he did Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail?
00:44:20.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:44:20.000 So he made Ed Muskie go crazy.
00:44:23.000 He made him go crazy because he was saying that he was using a Brazilian witch doctor and he was addicted to Ibogaine.
00:44:30.000 Do you know this whole story?
00:44:31.000 Yeah, no, I know.
00:44:31.000 I find it to be very strange.
00:44:33.000 Caused the guy to have a nervous breakdown.
00:44:36.000 And so the guy was on the campaign trail and he's, I am not a drug addict.
00:44:40.000 And he would like literally go crazy.
00:44:42.000 And then so Hunter, find the video of Hunter on the Dick Cavett show.
00:44:47.000 He's admitting on the Dick Cavett show that he made this whole thing up and he caused this guy's campaign to sink and affected the entire election.
00:44:56.000 You know, this is so funny because I was just watching this thing on Aleister Crowley and in his confessions, he was saying that he made the Nazi Germany fall apart. 0.66
00:45:07.000 Like he.
00:45:08.000 Infected Germany with these insane ideas.
00:45:09.000 You're not going to forgive him for that, are you?
00:45:12.000 I mean, let it go, man.
00:45:15.000 Let it go.
00:45:18.000 Remind your boy Theo.
00:45:19.000 Love it, Nick.
00:45:20.000 Oh, my God.
00:45:21.000 Oh, my God.
00:45:25.000 Look at this.
00:45:26.000 Look at this.
00:45:28.000 I never said he was. 1.00
00:45:29.000 I said there was a rumor in Milwaukee that he was, which was true. 1.00
00:45:31.000 I started the rumor in Milwaukee.
00:45:34.000 He finally said, What do you mean?
00:45:35.000 So that was you saying, I said there was a rumor in Milwaukee, and it's true because I started the rumor in Milwaukee.
00:45:41.000 Exactly.
00:45:42.000 So he started this rumor.
00:45:44.000 He wrote about it.
00:45:45.000 Yeah.
00:45:45.000 And then he caused the guy to go crazy.
00:45:48.000 Yeah.
00:45:48.000 Magic.
00:45:49.000 Pure and simple. 1.00
00:45:50.000 Well, voodoo's real. 0.99
00:45:51.000 Yeah. 0.93
00:45:51.000 Right? 0.93
00:45:51.000 If you believe in voodoo, if you believe in voodoo, if I tell you I'm putting a spell on you and you believe it, yeah. 0.93
00:45:56.000 Your life's going to fall apart. 0.92
00:45:57.000 It's true.
00:45:58.000 Well, like you said, you don't want to believe people are evil.
00:46:00.000 That's the spell.
00:46:02.000 Vodun, Gnostic Vodun, is the basis of a lot of the mass programming for Americans.
00:46:07.000 I didn't know it was pronounced Vodun, by the way.
00:46:09.000 That's how it's pronounced.
00:46:10.000 And, uh, but they use a lot of that.
00:46:12.000 And, uh, The main thing, though, because you had Grush on here talking about the four NHIs, right?
00:46:19.000 Right.
00:46:20.000 The four NHI.
00:46:21.000 That sounds like a band.
00:46:24.000 Like Simon Cowles, like those guys that were just singers, like El Devo, like the four NHI.
00:46:29.000 Yeah.
00:46:30.000 And they do opera songs.
00:46:31.000 They're, what was it, the bug one and the lizard one and the Nordics?
00:46:35.000 Right. 1.00
00:46:35.000 Germans and the whatever. 1.00
00:46:37.000 Well, the Nordics look like Greek gods.
00:46:40.000 Yeah.
00:46:40.000 Or like, yeah.
00:46:41.000 So that's when he, okay, that part.
00:46:43.000 Stuck out when he was talking about the one looking kind of blue and Ridley Scott Prometheus ish.
00:46:49.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:46:50.000 So it's eugenics and dysgenics. 0.88
00:46:53.000 And a big thing that I just learned of, and it's from South Africa, is called Tokalash. 0.83
00:46:57.000 Yeah, on Mystery Boys.
00:46:59.000 Oh, this one.
00:47:00.000 It already is. 1.00
00:47:00.000 This is fucked up. 1.00
00:47:01.000 So you know what Tokalash is? 1.00
00:47:03.000 No.
00:47:04.000 Credo Mutwa, who's the shaman that David Icke likes from South Africa that taught him about the lizards.
00:47:10.000 You know that guy?
00:47:11.000 No.
00:47:12.000 You've never had either Credo.
00:47:13.000 No, I'm joking.
00:47:14.000 I tell you.
00:47:15.000 Dr. Lizards?
00:47:16.000 You don't know Dr. Lizards?
00:47:17.000 Oh. 0.94
00:47:18.000 Anyway, it's in his book, but they would have practice, which, like the fucked up ones, where they take, like, a pygmy or, which I guess is a small person. 0.94
00:47:28.000 I'm not clear, but it's a human pygmy, right? 0.96
00:47:30.000 Right? 0.99
00:47:30.000 It just means they're small in the jungle or something. 0.99
00:47:33.000 Okay. 1.00
00:47:33.000 They take them. 1.00
00:47:34.000 Or a disabled, like someone who's got a disability or a mutation, you know, any kind of malformed person. 1.00
00:47:39.000 Right. 1.00
00:47:41.000 They would grab these people and raise them like they put like bent wood to like make their limbs grow weird to turn them into like monstery goblin. 0.94
00:47:51.000 And then just, it's just torturing a human and mutilating them until they're crazy and think they're another entity, like a supernatural entity called Tokolash.
00:48:00.000 The CIA studied that.
00:48:02.000 Okay? 1.00
00:48:02.000 And it brought that shit here. 1.00
00:48:04.000 And so the 4NHI, I say, are. 1.00
00:48:07.000 This is why the aliens need sperm and ova, because they're making this stuff out of people. 1.00
00:48:12.000 It's all. 1.00
00:48:13.000 They've been doing this shit under the Energy Commission, probably since 1948. 0.99
00:48:17.000 What? 0.99
00:48:18.000 So remember the. 0.99
00:48:18.000 They're making this shit out of people? 0.99
00:48:20.000 So you're saying that they're these non human intelligence? 1.00
00:48:23.000 They're human. 1.00
00:48:23.000 They make some shit. 1.00
00:48:24.000 Yes. 1.00
00:48:25.000 And people made them.
00:48:26.000 Now they can do a CRISPR. 0.89
00:48:27.000 They don't have to tie your spine to a bent wood anymore and beat you. 0.99
00:48:31.000 They can do it with blue light, Spider Man Elsa, and they can fucking do it. 0.98
00:48:36.000 It's like you're being sculpted by your phone into the thing they want you to be. 1.00
00:48:39.000 The grays are just some warped, mutant, hybrid person. 1.00
00:48:42.000 That's why they look like fetuses, I bet. 1.00
00:48:44.000 And that's why they got a steal.
00:48:45.000 Wait a minute.
00:48:46.000 They've been doing, wait a minute. 1.00
00:48:47.000 They've been seeing grays since the 50s. 1.00
00:48:50.000 You think they were doing it back then? 1.00
00:48:52.000 Here's what I'm getting to.
00:48:53.000 So, do you remember Diana Pasolka, or not Diana Pasolka, the one that wrote the DARPA book?
00:48:58.000 I'm blanking on it, Annie Jacobson. 0.98
00:49:01.000 And remember at the time, I thought this story was so stupid. 0.98
00:49:03.000 The DARPA said it was deformed kids that Russia sent over to freak us out. 0.99
00:49:08.000 That was the Roswell thing. 0.99
00:49:11.000 So now I understand that story a lot better.
00:49:11.000 Yeah.
00:49:14.000 Because Tokelosh in South Africa, they're rare, but you can still find those farms in the mountains where they're just raising, you know, like troglodyte people or something that would never see the light. 1.00
00:49:25.000 They torture, tell them they're like a, and they can climb, and people die of fright seeing these things. 1.00
00:49:29.000 So you think that all these alien abduction experiences, it's all human created, fake.
00:49:37.000 Well, I didn't say fake.
00:49:38.000 I said, like, wow.
00:49:40.000 They speciated us.
00:49:42.000 Into four other things. 1.00
00:49:43.000 And the reason is that the Nordics are the eugenics end. 0.99
00:49:48.000 You could tell us from back then because they're blonde and blue-eyed, you know, the ideal of the 50s. 0.99
00:49:55.000 Then you got your lizard people, which is straight out of fucking Star Trek. 1.00
00:49:59.000 And by the way, that guy was a creep, Gene Roddenberry, just, you know, he's a fucking creep. 1.00
00:50:03.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:50:04.000 Okay?
00:50:04.000 But the lizards and men don't come from space, they come from here.
00:50:09.000 And that's why the sightings in other countries.
00:50:13.000 Because, like, okay, what's going on?
00:50:14.000 Why would people see different things? 0.82
00:50:16.000 They all need your sperm and eggs, though.
00:50:18.000 That always is a thing. 0.80
00:50:19.000 Let me back him up here for a second.
00:50:20.000 Because the local movie maker people are the ones designing these. 0.99
00:50:23.000 They've had this Christmas shit for a long time. 0.99
00:50:25.000 You understand that, right? 1.00
00:50:26.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:50:26.000 Dude, Joe, look it up. 0.99
00:50:28.000 Jamie, maybe you could pull this up.
00:50:29.000 It wasn't that bad.
00:50:30.000 And that's where the Disney comes in. 0.78
00:50:32.000 They just mixed a mouse brain with a human brain.
00:50:36.000 Did you hear about this?
00:50:37.000 Yes, I told you in confidence, and now, okay.
00:50:37.000 Yes.
00:50:40.000 I forgot.
00:50:40.000 I'm sorry.
00:50:41.000 It's getting heated here.
00:50:42.000 I'm sorry.
00:50:43.000 But, but, You know what he's saying, even though it does sound absolutely insane, but honestly, it doesn't sound as insane.
00:50:48.000 Thank you.
00:50:49.000 Hold that while you're talking.
00:50:50.000 It doesn't sound as insane as beings from other dimensions coming here.
00:50:53.000 It's equally insane.
00:50:55.000 But when you look at what we're doing now, creating human mouse brain hybrids with brain organelles harvested from stem cells, we are doing that.
00:51:05.000 And you look at what we just looked at with the subway bioweapon tests.
00:51:10.000 That was in the 40s.
00:51:11.000 So, would it surprise you that secret branches of every government? 0.82
00:51:17.000 We're doing eugenics studies. 0.91
00:51:20.000 We're abducting children and warping them to see if we can make super soldiers. 0.98
00:51:26.000 Or how about farming them?
00:51:27.000 I mean, there's clearly a market pressure for that if you're trying to have a military advantage.
00:51:32.000 And when it comes to having a military advantage, morality goes out the window, man.
00:51:37.000 But do you think they would create little gray aliens with giant heads and black eyes?
00:51:37.000 Right.
00:51:41.000 This goes back to the Annie Jacobson thing because the space race.
00:51:44.000 I'll tell you why.
00:51:45.000 I'll tell you why.
00:51:46.000 I'll tell you why.
00:51:46.000 I'll tell you why.
00:51:47.000 The space race with the Soviets. 0.83
00:51:50.000 Okay. 0.83
00:51:51.000 Right.
00:51:52.000 This was before the space race, bro.
00:51:52.000 Okay.
00:51:54.000 Oh, God.
00:51:54.000 What are you doing?
00:51:55.000 Don't touch me with the tip.
00:51:57.000 It's cold.
00:51:57.000 Before you do this, I did find something about the Tokeloshi.
00:52:00.000 Farm, this is someone quoting it, but nothing I found said it was real. 0.81
00:52:03.000 But this is what it says okay, so this is a talk of a Tokolosh farm somewhere in the country where deformed children are raised as assassins. 0.92
00:52:10.000 Holy trained with muti knowledge, I don't know what that means, and all the terrifying things whispered about in secret. 0.72
00:52:18.000 I haven't seen it, but it's something we're told to be aware of. 0.95
00:52:21.000 It's the X Men, you know, it means like mind your business in Bantu or some shit, or it's like this is evil, don't ask about it. 0.94
00:52:27.000 They won't make carvings of it. 0.96
00:52:29.000 So think how classified of knowledge of it is, they won't make a carving of it.
00:52:33.000 Things going way back, assassins.
00:52:35.000 They don't want to disclose it because you can't.
00:52:36.000 It's terrible.
00:52:37.000 It says there are three grades of tokolosh.
00:52:39.000 The most common one, people know, is like a little hairy man.
00:52:43.000 Often it's not mystical at all.
00:52:45.000 It could be trained animals, even baboons, used by certain people to carry out menial tasks.
00:52:50.000 It's more psychological warfare. 0.99
00:52:53.000 When you see something that fits the idea of a tokolosh, fear grips you, and that fear becomes its own weapon. 1.00
00:53:00.000 So that's mind war right there. 1.00
00:53:02.000 That's what you call a nice mind war.
00:53:04.000 In South Africa.
00:53:05.000 Well, they studied everything.
00:53:07.000 Remember, scopolamine, making zombies are not undead.
00:53:10.000 Zombies are people that have been tricked and brainwashed.
00:53:13.000 You know, I took your heart, now this rock is your heart.
00:53:16.000 And don't lose this ring.
00:53:18.000 That was an explanation from the resident healer, Sangoma Physiel Pretorius.
00:53:24.000 Heavenly Healings, resident healer.
00:53:27.000 I love the name of the company.
00:53:28.000 Heavenly Healings.
00:53:29.000 A place where you go to get a tantric massage.
00:53:33.000 That's him?
00:53:34.000 I don't trust people with nose rings. 1.00
00:53:35.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:53:37.000 Fuck up. 1.00
00:53:38.000 What about the pentagram necklace? 1.00
00:53:40.000 Any man. 1.00
00:53:40.000 You don't trust chicks with nose rings. 1.00
00:53:42.000 I don't trust him as a dermatologist either, I'll tell you that.
00:53:45.000 Here he goes.
00:53:46.000 He's attacking people with skin conditions. 0.99
00:53:48.000 He should go to a laser guy, get his face. 1.00
00:53:50.000 Yeah, that's just helpful.
00:53:52.000 I don't think that's hateful.
00:53:52.000 I think so.
00:53:53.000 I'm not into guys with nose rings.
00:53:55.000 Jamie, I just say you.
00:53:56.000 Girls can look happy with no. 1.00
00:53:58.000 I got my nose pierced when I was a kid in Venice Beach. 1.00
00:54:00.000 It got fucking infected. 0.98
00:54:02.000 I bet you did. 0.99
00:54:03.000 It got swollen.
00:54:04.000 Why do it?
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00:55:13.000 I wanted to see what it felt like.
00:55:15.000 Did it feel good?
00:55:15.000 No.
00:55:16.000 Makes you feel like you're like a little bit of a rebel. 0.99
00:55:18.000 It was real dumb. 0.99
00:55:19.000 It was crazy. 1.00
00:55:20.000 It was real dumb. 0.99
00:55:21.000 Living on the edge. 1.00
00:55:21.000 Crazy. 1.00
00:55:23.000 Could have lost my nose. 0.66
00:55:24.000 Ooh, really?
00:55:25.000 Was that bad?
00:55:26.000 Well, no.
00:55:26.000 It got super.
00:55:27.000 I mean, but it got, I mean, I got my, some dude on the Venice boardwalk shoved a needle into my nose and it got infected.
00:55:33.000 You could have lost it if you did.
00:55:34.000 That's not as exciting, but I know what you mean.
00:55:36.000 It is weird.
00:55:36.000 Well, when do you get an infection?
00:55:38.000 And especially if you get, like, that's the risk of getting a nose job, too, right?
00:55:42.000 How many people have gotten nose jobs and gotten an infection?
00:55:44.000 Yeah.
00:55:45.000 And you have rotting tissue in your nose?
00:55:46.000 Yeah, it just rots off.
00:55:48.000 You're smelling just dead meat everywhere.
00:55:51.000 Oh, my God.
00:55:52.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:55:53.000 I didn't even consider the smell.
00:55:54.000 It smells like just stinking feet.
00:55:56.000 The good thing, though, is that olfactory senses, uh, It just detects changes in smells. 1.00
00:56:03.000 That's why people that live in a town that smells like shit, like when you're driving through it, they don't notice it. 0.99
00:56:08.000 Right. 1.00
00:56:09.000 Yeah.
00:56:09.000 Wait, that's interesting.
00:56:10.000 So it's like a smoker can't, because I could never smell a cigarette smoke when I smoked.
00:56:14.000 Exactly.
00:56:14.000 Right, right.
00:56:15.000 Yeah.
00:56:16.000 People that are, when you, like, if you live in an area that stinks, you don't detect it.
00:56:21.000 You detect changes in smells, which is really weird.
00:56:24.000 Yeah.
00:56:24.000 What if I live in a shirt that stinks?
00:56:26.000 I wonder what that's for.
00:56:28.000 Do you think that's so people get used to eating rotten food when you have to?
00:56:31.000 Probably.
00:56:32.000 Probably.
00:56:33.000 I mean, you don't want to be tortured by it.
00:56:34.000 It could also be a misfire off another thing. 1.00
00:56:36.000 Maybe it's just because people lived around the smell of shit for so long. 1.00
00:56:41.000 Think about Roman life when they would just take buckets of shit and throw it out the window. 1.00
00:56:46.000 Yeah, but a farm, at least it's out there. 1.00
00:56:48.000 It's out on the field. 0.70
00:56:49.000 That's manure.
00:56:50.000 That's different. 1.00
00:56:51.000 Look at human shit that they're throwing out the window and there's people stacked on top of each other. 0.99
00:56:56.000 Sounds like New York. 1.00
00:56:57.000 It's lots of shit. 1.00
00:56:58.000 It's the 1800s. 1.00
00:56:59.000 Yeah.
00:57:00.000 But think of like telephone poles.
00:57:02.000 They're everywhere, but you never notice them.
00:57:05.000 The whole, like, everywhere you go, there's fake trees with metal, wire.
00:57:11.000 Oh, here we go with the conspiracies.
00:57:12.000 And you just get accustomed to it.
00:57:13.000 You get accustomed to it.
00:57:14.000 Yeah, it looks normal to you.
00:57:15.000 Oh, the wire trees aren't real.
00:57:17.000 They're not real, man.
00:57:19.000 That's a telephone pole.
00:57:20.000 I keep telling you that.
00:57:21.000 Did you ever see the depictions of New York City before cars when it was just horse drawn carriages? 1.00
00:57:27.000 There was horse shit everywhere. 1.00
00:57:29.000 Everywhere. 1.00
00:57:30.000 All those people were sick.
00:57:32.000 Yeah.
00:57:32.000 You wonder where these diseases came from?
00:57:33.000 It came from.
00:57:34.000 It came from paralysis.
00:57:34.000 All those people were sick.
00:57:36.000 Well, I bet they got a hearty shit fumes. 1.00
00:57:38.000 Typhoid. 1.00
00:57:39.000 Yeah.
00:57:39.000 And they didn't know.
00:57:41.000 What's crazy is this was before germ theory.
00:57:45.000 They called it a miasma, and they thought it came from bad smells.
00:57:48.000 They thought diseases literally came from bad smells wafting in from swamps that contained within them, in those winds, rotten animal breath, which was causing diseases to spread. 0.91
00:58:01.000 This is miasma theory. 1.00
00:58:02.000 Look it up.
00:58:03.000 That's how crazy people were.
00:58:05.000 They thought I got asthma?
00:58:06.000 This is what they thought.
00:58:07.000 They thought it was like raccoon breath, like rotten raccoon breath wafting through the wind was getting people sick.
00:58:14.000 Oh my God.
00:58:15.000 It's crazy.
00:58:16.000 Wow.
00:58:17.000 I've caught the horse vapors. 0.99
00:58:18.000 But you've got to wonder what shit like that is happening now. 0.98
00:58:22.000 Like what kind of things are happening. 0.99
00:58:23.000 It's from glyphosate.
00:58:24.000 We're not taking it out, we say.
00:58:25.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:58:26.000 But there's got to be shit like that now. 0.99
00:58:28.000 I wonder how much glyphosate is really affecting people. 0.99
00:58:32.000 Like if you could quantify it, like how many people are sick because of it, how many people got diseases because of it.
00:58:38.000 That's the other stuff.
00:58:38.000 Yeah.
00:58:39.000 That's microplastics, that's phthalates.
00:58:42.000 Yeah.
00:58:42.000 Phthalates are shrinking tates.
00:58:43.000 Are we sure of that?
00:58:44.000 Phthalates shrinking tates?
00:58:45.000 Yeah, there's studies on that.
00:58:47.000 That's Dr. Shannon.
00:58:47.000 That's Dr. Shannon.
00:58:48.000 That's Dr. Shannon.
00:58:48.000 That's Dr. Shannon.
00:58:49.000 From Harvard, that book.
00:58:51.000 It is weird when you talk to younger kids.
00:58:56.000 They're all like, yeah, my taint's small.
00:58:59.000 They just accept it. 0.86
00:59:01.000 By the way, it is Gapetober.
00:59:03.000 It's Gapetober, bro.
00:59:03.000 Remember that?
00:59:04.000 I'll tell you, it's Gapetober for everybody. 0.98
00:59:06.000 For your taints.
00:59:08.000 Get out there and get it.
00:59:09.000 All the kids are just all measuring taints on Snapchat.
00:59:12.000 Measure it, measure your friends, then you got a taint in you. 0.99
00:59:15.000 Like when they see porn from the 80s, they must be like, damn, that guy's taint is gigantic. 0.99
00:59:20.000 You get a walrus baculum and a friend. 0.99
00:59:24.000 Can you stretch your taint like the way the guys reclaim foreskin? 0.93
00:59:27.000 Yes. 0.97
00:59:27.000 We've explored this on the Mystery Boys many times. 0.97
00:59:29.000 You know how they use clothes pins? 0.92
00:59:31.000 And they pull their foreskin up to try to.
00:59:33.000 I wouldn't do that. 0.97
00:59:34.000 I would just beat it with a firm.
00:59:36.000 And a replica is fine if you can't afford the real thing.
00:59:39.000 We're not all Joe Hogan and the real vacuums.
00:59:41.000 I don't think you can accept it.
00:59:43.000 Don't shame me.
00:59:44.000 Don't wealth shame me for my vacuum.
00:59:46.000 Wealth shaming. 1.00
00:59:48.000 Such an asshole. 1.00
00:59:50.000 You know, I have been doing that a lot. 1.00
00:59:52.000 You're such a piece of shit. 1.00
00:59:53.000 Taint stretching. 1.00
00:59:54.000 Jesus Christ.
00:59:55.000 Perennial massage.
00:59:56.000 Taint stretching is real.
00:59:57.000 That's. 1.00
00:59:58.000 Probably for women, I think. 0.87
00:59:59.000 Perennial massage or perennial stretching refers to the gentle lengthening and conditioning. 0.64
01:00:03.000 Let's try.
01:00:04.000 A perennium.
01:00:04.000 What even is that?
01:00:05.000 That's somebody banging you in the ass and calling it therapy. 1.00
01:00:08.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:00:09.000 Well, I mean, I see that wall of skin. 1.00
01:00:10.000 This is the same as skin and muscle located between the vagina. 1.00
01:00:14.000 It's vaginal opening. 0.98
01:00:16.000 It is now or scrotum. 1.00
01:00:18.000 Or scrotum. 0.97
01:00:19.000 Interesting. 1.00
01:00:20.000 Depending on if you're a trans woman.
01:00:23.000 Yeah.
01:00:24.000 I am. 1.00
01:00:26.000 It's vagina, sort of, trans scrotum ish, whatever. 1.00
01:00:30.000 I mean, you kind of look at everything that's going on, right? 1.00
01:00:33.000 And that's when I heard the miasma shit. 0.98
01:00:36.000 I was just thinking, like, I think maybe it's glyphosate, maybe it's microplastics, or maybe it's something we just haven't figured out yet. 0.99
01:00:43.000 Like, they didn't know what was going on with DDT.
01:00:43.000 Like DDT.
01:00:45.000 Right. 0.99
01:00:46.000 And then they're like, oh shit, we got to stop using this. 0.99
01:00:48.000 Or, you know, here's my crazy idea a lot of mental illness is related to distortions in the time space continuum that are happening right now. 0.99
01:00:57.000 Ripples in time space are causing people to go nuts as we approach the singularity.
01:01:02.000 Take it from here, Kurt.
01:01:04.000 I'm sick of your time space bashing, first of all.
01:01:07.000 You say that.
01:01:08.000 No, I'm saying that, like.
01:01:09.000 This show is very problematic.
01:01:11.000 Okay, we know a lot of what.
01:01:12.000 Explain what you're saying?
01:01:13.000 I'm saying that, you know, they talk about this.
01:01:17.000 They could measure these, thank you.
01:01:18.000 They measure these waves that happen when black holes collide, right?
01:01:22.000 They ripple time space.
01:01:23.000 It ripples through the universe.
01:01:26.000 And we're time space.
01:01:27.000 I just feel like a lot of the strange things that are happening, mental illnesses, maybe even like cancers and stuff, Are potentially related to people who've been rippled, the time space rippled them weird.
01:01:41.000 And there's no way to measure that or find it.
01:01:44.000 I know it.
01:01:44.000 You're not taking it back now.
01:01:46.000 No, but we just don't know.
01:01:49.000 In the same way they didn't know about germs, what happens if time space ripples through you?
01:01:56.000 Why do we assume that everything stays the same? 0.53
01:01:59.000 Like, I don't mean to get into the CERN particle accelerator shit, but when you look at that stuff, when you're like, Smashing the smallest parts of the universe together and creating bizarre transformations.
01:02:11.000 Everything's connected to everything. 0.91
01:02:13.000 What effect does that have on everything else that we just don't know? 0.70
01:02:17.000 But if you look at like CERN, if you look at the nuclear testing, if you look at all these things we've been doing and look at history post those moments, shit got weird and it got weird fast. 0.81
01:02:30.000 And I don't know. 0.93
01:02:31.000 This is just something I kick around at night.
01:02:33.000 It's not a bad thought.
01:02:34.000 Yeah.
01:02:34.000 Like we don't know if they created the Higgs boson when they did that, when they.
01:02:40.000 Figured out element 115.
01:02:42.000 Yeah, who knows what they're doing, really?
01:02:43.000 Well, you know what the original thought was?
01:02:45.000 That they were going to create a black hole and that there was going to be a microscopic black hole that went through the entire Earth.
01:02:52.000 Yeah.
01:02:52.000 Well, that's the fear.
01:02:54.000 But they said they can make them, they're just very small and don't last, right?
01:02:57.000 That's what they thought.
01:02:58.000 But they didn't know until they did it.
01:02:59.000 They said, let's see.
01:03:00.000 Let's see.
01:03:01.000 So you know what they do with that?
01:03:02.000 What?
01:03:02.000 This is a thing I didn't see this when you had him on here telling you that.
01:03:06.000 Oh, thank you.
01:03:07.000 Oh, and Alex Jones is telling you about stopping kids' hearts to send their minds to their space and all that.
01:03:13.000 The little tiny micron openings that they make, you can't fit an object through, but you can fit someone's consciousness through. 0.96
01:03:20.000 So, you do that Phoenix shit where you stop someone's heart so they. 0.98
01:03:24.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 0.99
01:03:25.000 You do an ejection.
01:03:26.000 Wait, wait, wait.
01:03:27.000 Listen to what you just said.
01:03:27.000 Yeah.
01:03:28.000 They're making little black holes so they could send someone's consciousness through it.
01:03:31.000 And this is planned out.
01:03:32.000 The disclosure that they should give you is that they figured out consciousness, but they were not going to disclose that.
01:03:36.000 What do you mean?
01:03:38.000 They figured out what consciousness is and they figured out how to manipulate it with electro.
01:03:44.000 I don't know.
01:03:44.000 I'm not.
01:03:45.000 But what do you think it is?
01:03:46.000 Why do you think that they figured it out?
01:03:48.000 Well, based on my research and the people I talked to and the best stuff that I found out so far, which I'm.
01:03:54.000 It makes a lot of sense.
01:03:54.000 You got to be this.
01:03:55.000 But what does that mean, though?
01:03:56.000 They figured out what consciousness is. 1.00
01:03:59.000 Like how to take you out of your fucking body and pop you back in. 1.00
01:04:02.000 What? 1.00
01:04:03.000 Yeah.
01:04:03.000 People do it now online.
01:04:05.000 You could learn how to do it.
01:04:06.000 Well, I think they could do it with that God helmet, right?
01:04:08.000 Like, can't they induce out of body experiences?
01:04:10.000 You know the God helmet?
01:04:10.000 The God helmet.
01:04:12.000 But is that an illusion or is that actually taking your consciousness out of your body?
01:04:12.000 Don't put that helmet on.
01:04:17.000 I'm not saying that helmet's taking you out of your body, but if it's an illusion that is totally real to you, I'm not seeing a difference, but I don't say it does that.
01:04:24.000 But you just crank the.
01:04:25.000 It's like anything else.
01:04:26.000 You just crank the.
01:04:27.000 Right, but you're saying they're taking consciousness out of their body and they're sending it through a black hole they created with a particle collider.
01:04:33.000 There's over like 30,000 particle colliders.
01:04:36.000 That's as much of a stretch as they're taking crippled kids and turning them into aliens that pilot crafts and kidnapping them. 0.96
01:04:42.000 I lean more towards believing that theory. 0.98
01:04:44.000 Okay.
01:04:45.000 I mean, black hole consciousness ejection.
01:04:47.000 Both of them.
01:04:48.000 I'm like, I don't know.
01:04:49.000 Because I don't even know what a space time ripple thing is.
01:04:52.000 Don't attack my space time ripple theory.
01:04:54.000 What?
01:04:54.000 What does that mean?
01:04:55.000 What does that mean?
01:04:56.000 Space time ripples?
01:04:57.000 Yeah, what does that mean?
01:04:58.000 Don't you have that every day?
01:04:59.000 He well shames.
01:05:00.000 He attacks space time ripples.
01:05:01.000 He attacks my space time ripples.
01:05:03.000 Your screen could be cleaner than that. 0.99
01:05:04.000 And he talks about tokalos. 1.00
01:05:06.000 Excuse me? 0.79
01:05:07.000 Excuse me?
01:05:08.000 He thinks I bully you. 1.00
01:05:09.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00
01:05:10.000 Because of, yeah. 1.00
01:05:12.000 He thinks I'm a bully, but I'm not.
01:05:13.000 I'm bullying those stars.
01:05:15.000 Those little stars you put on your pizza.
01:05:15.000 I'm saying.
01:05:17.000 We don't understand space time.
01:05:19.000 We don't understand space time.
01:05:22.000 Some of us.
01:05:23.000 But you know, like, people experience distortion in time.
01:05:28.000 Oh, like, All the time it happens.
01:05:29.000 Well, yeah, that's true.
01:05:31.000 Alien abductions, you know, one second it's like you're driving down the road, the next second it's morning.
01:05:36.000 You don't know what happened.
01:05:38.000 Scopolamine as well.
01:05:39.000 Yeah, I'm just saying, like, whatever, in the way we didn't understand germs, we don't understand retro causality.
01:05:45.000 And people are starting to talk about that now, that maybe somehow events in the future ripple back into the past.
01:05:51.000 That's not just stoner talk.
01:05:53.000 They're exploring those ideas.
01:05:54.000 So, in the same way we didn't understand germs or atoms, We don't understand time space.
01:06:01.000 How much of a person's personality is the way that they're atomically interacting with the time space continuum?
01:06:09.000 And is the time space continuum constant?
01:06:11.000 No.
01:06:12.000 We all know that if you take a watch, put it in orbit, time moves differently.
01:06:17.000 We also know that time space ripples, I don't know what they're called, but they can detect these waves that roll through the entire planet.
01:06:25.000 All I'm saying is it's a completely ununderstood, vast, insane.
01:06:32.000 Reality that we don't understand, and how much does that affect culture?
01:06:36.000 How much is classified?
01:06:37.000 Yeah, a lot of reality has been classified.
01:06:39.000 Yeah, what do you mean?
01:06:42.000 What reality is being classified? 0.97
01:06:45.000 Well, anything that's classified that would count as reality being classified, but I would say, I would say the NHI bullshit. 1.00
01:06:52.000 Yo, you have that autistic guy, right? 0.97
01:06:54.000 We got a good autistic man sitting here.
01:06:56.000 What's his name?
01:06:56.000 Grush?
01:06:57.000 Yeah, an autistic guy who heard a thing from a guy about a thing, right? 1.00
01:07:01.000 Which I don't know, he has no more credibility than I do, I feel. 0.91
01:07:05.000 I feel I'm saying way more interesting things than what Neil Grush is telling you on this show.
01:07:08.000 It's David Grush.
01:07:09.000 David Grush.
01:07:10.000 Well, who's Neil?
01:07:11.000 Neil deGrasse Tyson.
01:07:12.000 He mixed them together, which will be an incredible hybrid.
01:07:16.000 Yo, I just gave him a great Tokelosh idea.
01:07:17.000 Ideal. 0.99
01:07:18.000 This is kind of terrible. 1.00
01:07:19.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:07:21.000 Neil deGrasse Tyson. 1.00
01:07:23.000 One person who doesn't believe in aliens at all, and one person who told me about four different ones.
01:07:28.000 He told me about wars.
01:07:29.000 They were having wars with the reptilians and the greys and the Rubito twins. 0.95
01:07:34.000 Huh? 1.00
01:07:34.000 The Rubito. 1.00
01:07:35.000 That's the ultimate goal of alchemy, of creating Neil deGrasse Tyson.
01:07:39.000 Did you ever see that picture of the Siamese twins? 0.87
01:07:42.000 One of them's gay, the other's not. 1.00
01:07:44.000 Is that real?
01:07:45.000 I didn't see that in the picture.
01:07:46.000 I didn't want to look to see if it was real.
01:07:48.000 I think that's a meme.
01:07:49.000 Okay. 1.00
01:07:49.000 Ah, shit. 1.00
01:07:50.000 Is it just the picture's real, but they just said that about them? 1.00
01:07:52.000 Or there's a picture of one of them being gay. 0.98
01:07:54.000 It's just a Siamese twin, and one dude's kissing another dude, and the other one's kind of silly. 0.99
01:07:59.000 The other one's like, I don't think that's real. 0.67
01:08:02.000 I don't think that's real.
01:08:04.000 Someone's got to find that picture. 1.00
01:08:05.000 I think one of them's gay, the other one's in denial. 0.94
01:08:07.000 The other one's a Catholic. 0.98
01:08:09.000 Neil deGrush Tyson.
01:08:11.000 I like it.
01:08:12.000 I like it.
01:08:13.000 I like it.
01:08:14.000 Neil deGrush Tyson is amazing.
01:08:16.000 That's going to be probably the best I ever seen.
01:08:18.000 That would be a great character, like an AI character that's very conflicted about his belief in aliens.
01:08:23.000 I mean, do you believe Grush Tyson?
01:08:24.000 Do you believe he's telling the truth?
01:08:26.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:08:27.000 He hasn't had any personal experiences of note.
01:08:31.000 He's telling you what he heard.
01:08:32.000 There was no thing where he was in the presence of a ship, no thing where he communicated with a being.
01:08:41.000 So, all these people that are telling me these things, these programs they were read into, and these videos they've seen, I take that as seriously as I take everybody else that's telling me some sort of a story.
01:08:52.000 I don't know.
01:08:54.000 If you haven't seen it, I think.
01:08:57.000 What Bob Lazar says is way more interesting and compelling.
01:09:00.000 Yes.
01:09:01.000 Well, Bob Lazar said all that stuff turned out to be accurate.
01:09:05.000 Yeah.
01:09:05.000 Element 115 was accurate.
01:09:08.000 The fact that he was actually in Los Alamos' employee register, he was 100% an employee there.
01:09:14.000 The fact that he knew exactly where Area S4 was and was completely classified. 0.70
01:09:19.000 There's photos of the actual fucking hangar doors that he described decades earlier. 0.91
01:09:25.000 Did he say, I'm trying to remember. 1.00
01:09:30.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:09:31.000 Glad you interrupted. 1.00
01:09:32.000 Wait, did he say the thing about that they were calling the aliens the kids, the children of the kids or something?
01:09:36.000 Do you remember him saying something like that?
01:09:38.000 I don't remember that.
01:09:39.000 I don't know.
01:09:40.000 Because someone was telling me that and I was like, oh, that's just.
01:09:41.000 I don't know.
01:09:42.000 Well, they were very tiny.
01:09:43.000 That was the thing about the ship that he.
01:09:45.000 This one?
01:09:46.000 That thing that is right there? 1.00
01:09:47.000 Or that one up on that fucking pick? 0.99
01:09:49.000 That's from his office. 0.99
01:09:52.000 This was a replication of the image that was on the wall in the office where they all worked, the workshop.
01:10:00.000 And so, when he first got to Area S4, before they were showing him this, he saw this on the wall. 0.96
01:10:05.000 He was like, What the fuck is this? 0.97
01:10:07.000 Is this supposed to be a recovered craft or human? 0.99
01:10:09.000 It's supposed to be a recovered craft.
01:10:11.000 It's supposed to be what they call the sport model.
01:10:13.000 And he said, When you got inside of it, it was very obvious that it was designed for tiny little things, like three foot tall creatures.
01:10:19.000 Like, yet everyone had a crouch inside of it, and there was no controls.
01:10:23.000 There was no, it was somehow or another they controlled it with their mind.
01:10:27.000 There was like some sort of a connection between the craft and the being.
01:10:31.000 And they figured out how to pilot these things.
01:10:33.000 And he said that there were two different generators inside of it.
01:10:37.000 One of them was for going insanely fast, and one of them was for traveling at more moderate speeds.
01:10:42.000 And they removed the one that made you go insanely fast because apparently they couldn't control it.
01:10:47.000 This is his speculation.
01:10:49.000 Right there, what you're saying.
01:10:50.000 What?
01:10:50.000 The engineering of people that can fly those craft, both us and the Russians were probably doing it.
01:10:56.000 And that's why that Roswell thing, I'll bet you those were engineered.
01:11:00.000 I'm saying like farmed.
01:11:01.000 I'm not saying they kidnapped kids and did it.
01:11:02.000 I'm saying they farmed.
01:11:03.000 But you're saying what came first, the chicken or the egg? 1.00
01:11:06.000 There's a fucking craft. 0.99
01:11:07.000 That you could pilot with your brain that they had in the 1980s. 0.99
01:11:09.000 There's no way technology was that advanced back then.
01:11:12.000 I think it's much more likely.
01:11:14.000 Fly by water was around a.
01:11:15.000 It's much more likely that there was probably some sort of an interaction with someone or something from something else that was different than humans.
01:11:23.000 That's the hardest part.
01:11:24.000 I don't think they were engineering three foot tall humans in 1947 to pilot these things with their hands.
01:11:29.000 I bet they were.
01:11:30.000 Wait, hold on.
01:11:30.000 I'm going to forget.
01:11:31.000 Remember the guy you had on that was telling you about the pharaohs going up the river and they go to a different temple and they get bandaged up and they're trying to tune their frequency to the gods at each temple?
01:11:41.000 You had an Egypt guy here telling you that.
01:11:43.000 Remember that?
01:11:43.000 Yeah.
01:11:44.000 It's called atavism.
01:11:44.000 Okay.
01:11:46.000 That's the thing that's in the Dune series.
01:11:48.000 The big part of making. 0.99
01:11:49.000 These creatures is, and also the mind control shit they did was atavism. 0.93
01:11:54.000 The stuff from altered states where you go in the isolation chamber and regress to a certain primitive state that's in your genetic memory. 0.99
01:12:02.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?
01:12:03.000 I saw altered states, yeah.
01:12:04.000 But you know what?
01:12:05.000 That's called atavism, right?
01:12:07.000 You've heard of that?
01:12:07.000 I never heard that term.
01:12:09.000 Reappearance of an ancestral genetic trait.
01:12:11.000 Oh, okay.
01:12:12.000 Like when people grow a tail? 1.00
01:12:13.000 This is our life and shit. 1.00
01:12:15.000 It's like when chickens grow fangs. 1.00
01:12:16.000 Now think of the.
01:12:17.000 So the reptilians.
01:12:19.000 Wow.
01:12:19.000 That's crazy, Kurt.
01:12:20.000 That's crazy.
01:12:21.000 That's cool, man.
01:12:22.000 I didn't get it.
01:12:23.000 I was given, dude, somebody smaller gave it to me. 0.99
01:12:25.000 But, dude, a lot of people sent me great shit. 0.98
01:12:27.000 We were both like, but wait a minute. 1.00
01:12:28.000 So, how do you think that connects to, like, the grays? 0.55
01:12:32.000 He said you could maybe, if there was some ancestral early proto Han, you could, like, bring it out of a person.
01:12:41.000 Oh. 0.98
01:12:41.000 That's pretty cool, man. 0.98
01:12:42.000 Dude.
01:12:43.000 So, you've seen those images, those elongated skulls from Peru.
01:12:47.000 Yes.
01:12:47.000 It's as old as every civilization is altering people to make them foot binding, castration.
01:12:52.000 No, The Peru skulls are different. 0.96
01:12:54.000 No, I know.
01:12:55.000 What do you mean?
01:12:56.000 Well, they're actually bigger.
01:13:00.000 They're not elongated.
01:13:01.000 Dan was telling us about it.
01:13:02.000 They have a 30% larger brain capacity.
01:13:04.000 The shape is different.
01:13:06.000 They don't have this sagittal crest or whatever they call the sagittal suture.
01:13:10.000 The line that we have in our skull is where kids and our brains grow.
01:13:10.000 I get it.
01:13:14.000 Their lines are totally different.
01:13:14.000 I get it.
01:13:15.000 It's like a totally different kind of person.
01:13:17.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:13:17.000 People went cargo cult.
01:13:19.000 People were around these beings that were super advanced and they wanted to be advanced.
01:13:23.000 They're like, well, all you got to do is stretch your head out.
01:13:25.000 Well, not only that.
01:13:26.000 They're probably related to them too.
01:13:28.000 They're probably intermingling with them.
01:13:29.000 So people that have the trait are probably considered better, right?
01:13:33.000 I think there was probably some of that.
01:13:33.000 For sure.
01:13:35.000 And that's probably what they were talking about in the Bible when they were talking about in like the book of Enoch and stuff like that.
01:13:41.000 When they were talking about people coming down and mating with the daughters of men.
01:13:45.000 That's in Genesis.
01:13:45.000 The book of Enoch is like fan fiction.
01:13:48.000 No, no, no.
01:13:48.000 It's not.
01:13:49.000 It's not.
01:13:49.000 Well, I'm saying the book of Enoch is in Genesis.
01:13:51.000 It's 3000 BC.
01:13:53.000 It doesn't mean it's in the Bible.
01:13:54.000 It was widely so.
01:13:54.000 You know why it's not in the Bible?
01:13:57.000 Because of rabbis.
01:13:58.000 Because rabbis said it didn't jive with the Torah.
01:14:00.000 So they removed it from the Bible.
01:14:01.000 It's in the Ethiopian Bible.
01:14:01.000 But in the book of Jude, they're quoting it.
01:14:03.000 But they quote the dipping Mormon on it in the Old Testament.
01:14:07.000 Isn't it 3000 BC? 1.00
01:14:08.000 It's like how old that shit is. 1.00
01:14:10.000 It's old as shit. 1.00
01:14:10.000 It's fucking old. 1.00
01:14:11.000 But what my point is, it's talking about someone coming down and mating with the daughters of men. 1.00
01:14:17.000 Right. 0.80
01:14:17.000 Like the interbreeding of those two species would make sense. 0.80
01:14:20.000 Like one of them, look, imagine how smart people are. 1.00
01:14:23.000 Now imagine we had 30% more brain.
01:14:26.000 Right. 0.95
01:14:26.000 Yeah. 0.95
01:14:26.000 Now imagine we've been able to make someone like that and they've done the experimentation. 0.95
01:14:30.000 Of course, they're not going to tell you it's illegal.
01:14:32.000 That doesn't stop them.
01:14:34.000 For sure.
01:14:35.000 Today, they're probably thinking about doing it.
01:14:37.000 No, at the 40 at least.
01:14:38.000 Thinking now.
01:14:39.000 Edward Teller, that creep wouldn't shock me.
01:14:41.000 Who's that?
01:14:41.000 That's the reason Bob Lazar was at that place.
01:14:43.000 I'm sorry. 0.98
01:14:43.000 You're not shitting. 0.98
01:14:44.000 You're not shitting. 1.00
01:14:45.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00
01:14:46.000 Wait. 1.00
01:14:46.000 Sorry, I got to be. 1.00
01:14:47.000 I'll be right back.
01:14:50.000 So, what about, what did Edward Teller do?
01:14:52.000 That's why Bob Lazar was there.
01:14:53.000 What no sagittal suture means sagittal suture is the joint running front to back along the top of the skull between the two peritoneal, peritoneal, how do you say that?
01:15:03.000 Oh, where are you?
01:15:05.000 Parietal bones?
01:15:07.000 Parietal.
01:15:07.000 Parietal bones, okay.
01:15:09.000 So, but the thing, what the paracus evidence shows.
01:15:13.000 Scroll down.
01:15:13.000 Oh, hold on.
01:15:14.000 I just was pointing this out.
01:15:16.000 Scafocephaly.
01:15:17.000 14% out of the 78 studied in one study had what they call sagittal suture obliteration, where it disappears.
01:15:24.000 And then this is another thing sagittal craniosynatosis, where it disappears while it's still being in.
01:15:34.000 So what you're saying is it could have been that their brain or their skull just grew out of it.
01:15:40.000 What if, you know, the chickens with teeth DNA, they still, you know, they have teeth DNA, but they don't teeth, right?
01:15:45.000 What if.
01:15:45.000 Right.
01:15:46.000 You had that trait, and I could have a farm under the ground because I have the funds to do it, and I have a deep underground military base called, they've had those for a while, COG.
01:15:55.000 It's called Continuity of Government.
01:15:57.000 That's why we have that stuff. 0.99
01:15:58.000 And I could do whatever fuck I want down there. 0.94
01:16:00.000 There ain't no, in fact, the Doomsday Network created by those, that's the name of if there's a war and they got to stay in communication, it's called the Doomsday Line or something network. 0.97
01:16:10.000 That's what they were using for the Iran Contra affair so that they could get around like Congress and other. 0.51
01:16:15.000 Well, we know that humans have.
01:16:17.000 Neanderthal DNA.
01:16:18.000 And we know that they're making a colossal bio a lot.
01:16:22.000 57% more than most people?
01:16:24.000 I mean, when you saw it, I was like, wow, that's a crazy number.
01:16:29.000 I've never heard anybody say that much of it.
01:16:31.000 It makes sense though.
01:16:32.000 It's not that I'm 57% more Neanderthal. 0.99
01:16:36.000 You're the same size hands as me, but they're like a goddamn Neanderthal. 0.98
01:16:42.000 Well, it's like certain people have certain genetics. 0.99
01:16:45.000 You look like a long range hunter to me.
01:16:46.000 You look like a guy, wears the elephant down.
01:16:50.000 My point is, if you could find those Neanderthal genes, and if you were like the same kind of people, Colossal Bioworks that made the Dire Wolves, if they decided to take Neanderthal genes and construct an actual Neanderthal.
01:17:01.000 First of all, the other thing they're realizing about Neanderthals.
01:17:03.000 How about a Neanderthal?
01:17:04.000 They're really smart. 0.76
01:17:05.000 Really?
01:17:06.000 They have a larger brain than human beings.
01:17:06.000 Yeah.
01:17:09.000 They were smart.
01:17:09.000 They know that.
01:17:10.000 They found that just from a. 0.98
01:17:11.000 But it's kind of shifting their perspective on what they were in terms of we used to think they were just dopes, just big, angry dopes. 0.97
01:17:19.000 Yeah. 0.72
01:17:20.000 But now they're thinking, no, they probably had language.
01:17:21.000 They probably had tool making.
01:17:22.000 They probably had a lot.
01:17:23.000 They're probably very similar in a lot of ways to people.
01:17:25.000 Yeah.
01:17:26.000 They were also much physically stronger than people, and they had larger brains. 0.71
01:17:29.000 So you're saying these were the Nephilim? 0.81
01:17:30.000 This was the Neanderthal? 0.63
01:17:32.000 I think the Nephilim, I think there's some evidence that those Denisovans were a lot larger than humans. 0.88
01:17:32.000 No. 0.88
01:17:39.000 You know, those Denisovans, this is the new. 0.99
01:17:39.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:17:41.000 Yeah, we had Dan Duncan on the Mystery Board talking about it.
01:17:44.000 Dan Richards, D D Dunking.
01:17:46.000 Yeah, Dan Dunking.
01:17:47.000 Dan Dunking.
01:17:48.000 That guy's great.
01:17:49.000 He's great.
01:17:50.000 But that Denisovan thing is strange, man. 1.00
01:17:52.000 They were big as fuck, man. 1.00
01:17:54.000 They were like giant people. 1.00
01:17:55.000 They were giants in those days.
01:17:58.000 They just figured that out just a decade or two ago.
01:18:01.000 How many of those are just out there that we're never going to find?
01:18:05.000 What about the Tamukuan Indians that they got?
01:18:07.000 It's almost eight foot tall.
01:18:08.000 You can go see the bones down there.
01:18:10.000 Well, there's the Smithsonian bones, like all the stuff, the Smithsonian giant bones. 0.98
01:18:14.000 They're listed in old news reports and shit. 0.81
01:18:17.000 People finding 12 foot tall skeletons with six fingers and six toes. 0.98
01:18:21.000 The six fingers thing is a big.
01:18:23.000 It's weird. 0.95
01:18:23.000 Some Denisovans were big. 0.95
01:18:25.000 Two individuals have been estimated roughly five feet 11 inches and 183 pounds and six feet three inches and 200 pounds.
01:18:32.000 Those estimates of two, so much larger than people were back then.
01:18:36.000 Right.
01:18:37.000 Neanderthal were shorter.
01:18:39.000 It's like average five foot six.
01:18:41.000 So Neanderthals and Denisovans are very different. 1.00
01:18:44.000 But then, you know, they found those hobbit people. 1.00
01:18:46.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:18:47.000 Right?
01:18:47.000 So they know that.
01:18:48.000 Do you know that there's a lady who is like a legitimate wildlife biologist that claims she encountered those things?
01:18:55.000 Yes.
01:18:55.000 What?
01:18:56.000 Yes.
01:18:56.000 What did they do?
01:18:57.000 She knows Forrest Gallant, and when Forrest Gallant was on my show, he was explaining it to me, and he told me about it afterwards.
01:19:03.000 This lady claimed that, and she was like a legitimate explorer, she claimed that they were surrounding the village and where she was at, and that they were in the woods, and she saw them with her own eyes.
01:19:15.000 What are they?
01:19:15.000 Were they dangerous?
01:19:16.000 They're little fucking tiny, hairy people, man. 1.00
01:19:18.000 Tokalosh! 1.00
01:19:20.000 No, it's the Orang Pengdek. 0.99
01:19:21.000 Well, that's natural. 0.99
01:19:22.000 The adult one.
01:19:22.000 What is it?
01:19:23.000 Do you know the term Orang Pengdek?
01:19:25.000 No.
01:19:26.000 It's like, I think it's Indonesia. 1.00
01:19:28.000 They're these tiny, in Vietnam, there's these tiny little hairy people that live in the woods. 1.00
01:19:34.000 And everybody thought that was total horseshit, just like Bigfoot. 0.87
01:19:37.000 There's a tiny Bigfoot.
01:19:38.000 But now that they found these little tiny people in the island of Flores, they were okay.
01:19:42.000 Biologically, that was a real thing. 1.00
01:19:45.000 And if you're dealing with, have you ever seen what Indonesia looks like?
01:19:48.000 Intense rainforest, like insane.
01:19:52.000 There's no way you're going to know what is out there.
01:19:56.000 There's no way.
01:19:56.000 There's no way we have an audit of all the different square footage of all that jungle.
01:20:01.000 No one's been there.
01:20:02.000 It's too crazy.
01:20:03.000 And so these people who live there say there's little tiny hairy people.
01:20:07.000 Do they wear clothes?
01:20:08.000 No. 1.00
01:20:10.000 It's just hogs flapping around. 0.99
01:20:13.000 That's the one thing that isn't tiny. 1.00
01:20:15.000 Hogs and fucking spears. 1.00
01:20:17.000 Are they dangerous? 1.00
01:20:18.000 Were she scary? 0.98
01:20:19.000 Well, the idea that this lady said they were hunting people. 0.99
01:20:23.000 Yeah, she said.
01:20:24.000 I saw that.
01:20:24.000 They're hunting giants, they would call them.
01:20:26.000 Think about it.
01:20:27.000 Like, we kill elephants.
01:20:29.000 Like, people kill elephants.
01:20:31.000 We are their Nephilim.
01:20:32.000 If you're standing next to those people, you're their Nephilim.
01:20:34.000 Right, right, right.
01:20:35.000 It's a relative thing size, you know?
01:20:37.000 But they are like us a million years ago.
01:20:39.000 I saw an interview with, I think it was some Indonesian dude.
01:20:43.000 A villager who was saying, like, yeah, they're out in the forest, and someone's like, Well, what do they do?
01:20:47.000 And he goes, They kill you.
01:20:48.000 Yeah.
01:20:49.000 I mean, look, if you look, we know Native Americans ate people.
01:20:53.000 Right.
01:20:53.000 It was like pretty common.
01:20:54.000 Yeah.
01:20:55.000 Pretty common. 1.00
01:20:56.000 Among the Nez Perce, they would eat their enemy. 1.00
01:20:58.000 Like, it was a normal thing, man. 1.00
01:21:00.000 And also, South America, like, one of the things that, what is his name, Daniel Everett, that was telling us there's two different types of cannibalism.
01:21:09.000 One is cannibalizing your enemies, and you kill your enemies, you eat them.
01:21:13.000 The other one is cannibalizing your family members when they die. 0.98
01:21:16.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:21:16.000 To honor them, you eat them. 0.99
01:21:18.000 I've heard of that.
01:21:19.000 Or there's like martial cannibalism where they fall in battle and you drink. 0.98
01:21:23.000 That's the Scythian way. 1.00
01:21:24.000 Yeah, sure. 0.99
01:21:24.000 But do you eat all of them or just a little strip? 0.99
01:21:27.000 I think with your dead relatives, you eat.
01:21:30.000 They're trying to.
01:21:31.000 I mean, they wouldn't call it that, but they're entangling themselves with them into the afterlife.
01:21:35.000 And they want to make sure they do that.
01:21:36.000 Like one of the guys that worked for him left.
01:21:39.000 He was like, I have to go home because one of my relatives died and I have to eat him.
01:21:43.000 Like I have to be a part of the ritual.
01:21:45.000 But is it the whole body or are you just a little body? 1.00
01:21:47.000 They dunk sweet potato in the fucking drippings. 1.00
01:21:50.000 I hate sweet potatoes. 1.00
01:21:51.000 So the person.
01:21:52.000 You don't eat them for like three years or three days.
01:21:55.000 Three years.
01:21:56.000 You don't eat them for like three days.
01:21:57.000 So they sit out there in the sun for three days and they have these like buckets underneath them to catch when they're putrefying.
01:22:04.000 Gross.
01:22:04.000 And what would they do?
01:22:06.000 I don't know.
01:22:08.000 Talk to them.
01:22:09.000 So they dunk their sweet potatoes in it and they would eat it.
01:22:12.000 And then they would eat them.
01:22:13.000 They'd cook them in it.
01:22:14.000 They'd dunk their sweet potatoes in the other way around.
01:22:16.000 They'd putrefy drippings.
01:22:18.000 Yeah, and eat it.
01:22:19.000 Oh, good.
01:22:20.000 So like some sort of a weird ritual.
01:22:21.000 Like you have to like, Consume your dead relatives and dead loved ones.
01:22:27.000 Is it Solomon Islands?
01:22:28.000 Where's the one where they had, the island had plenty, but you can only prove yourself in war, so they would have to get in fights, and then you couldn't fight a guy that was not your same exact status. 0.94
01:22:39.000 And if the chief died, it was like, if you had his shit, that was like proof that you had fought him or something. 0.97
01:22:45.000 So they would have a feast, the two tribes after the war, and they'd bring his poop on a plate to prove. 0.99
01:22:50.000 Do you know what I'm talking about? 0.94
01:22:52.000 Poop is platter.
01:22:53.000 No, they didn't eat it.
01:22:54.000 No, they didn't eat it.
01:22:55.000 They're just showing we got your chief.
01:22:56.000 It's like getting the other university.
01:22:58.000 How do they know? 1.00
01:22:59.000 I could be anybody's shit. 1.00
01:23:00.000 Yeah, I could take a shit. 1.00
01:23:00.000 I got a cheek. 1.00
01:23:01.000 I'm a man.
01:23:02.000 I mean, she would bring that up if I was there.
01:23:04.000 I'm going to auction it.
01:23:05.000 God, Dolly, Dolly.
01:23:06.000 Dude, it's like comical, but it's a thing where these people are real big and they fight.
01:23:10.000 And they don't need to have a war, but they just do.
01:23:13.000 Okay.
01:23:13.000 Because their status can't, at the time, this is a while ago.
01:23:16.000 And then the way their wars worked are really funny.
01:23:19.000 Like, you couldn't, like, so you're the chief, right?
01:23:22.000 I'm not allowed to even fight you.
01:23:23.000 So for the war, we're like, oh, excuse me.
01:23:24.000 And I have to go find somebody my status.
01:23:26.000 My point is, I think those little people might be real.
01:23:29.000 Because Forrest doesn't engage in, like, wild speculation about things that.
01:23:34.000 Like, he thinks.
01:23:36.000 Even like things like the Tasmanian tiger, like that little, the thylacine.
01:23:41.000 He's like, there's just, he's gone on a bunch of expeditions.
01:23:44.000 He's been a part of a bunch of things trying to look for it.
01:23:46.000 He's like, I don't know if there's any left.
01:23:48.000 Well, do you think those little people have their own little people?
01:23:51.000 Like, how small does it go?
01:23:52.000 Well, how about those mushrooms? 0.98
01:23:53.000 When you eat the mushrooms and you see little people? 0.99
01:23:55.000 Which, we've got to get them.
01:23:56.000 We've got to get them.
01:23:57.000 There's got to be a way to get them.
01:23:58.000 Bring them to the mothership and make a deal where everybody has to take them before the show.
01:24:02.000 Yeah, I think we can get them.
01:24:03.000 They're totally legal, too, by the way.
01:24:05.000 Yeah.
01:24:05.000 They're illegal.
01:24:06.000 It's a, You don't know about that?
01:24:07.000 You don't know about that?
01:24:07.000 You don't know.
01:24:08.000 You don't know about the mushrooms?
01:24:10.000 You don't know.
01:24:11.000 You don't know.
01:24:12.000 Sorry for complimenting you by assuming.
01:24:15.000 What?
01:24:15.000 That you knew about something.
01:24:17.000 I see now I was wrong.
01:24:19.000 Give me some mushrooms.
01:24:19.000 Do you know about the mushrooms?
01:24:20.000 There's mushrooms that make you see little people if you don't cook them.
01:24:25.000 So it's commonly used in Chinese cuisine, right?
01:24:27.000 Yeah.
01:24:28.000 And if you cook them, you don't see anything.
01:24:30.000 It's just food.
01:24:31.000 But if you don't cook them, you will see little people.
01:24:34.000 Everybody who does it sees little people.
01:24:35.000 What do little people look like?
01:24:37.000 Like, I don't know. 0.99
01:24:37.000 Cuties. 0.99
01:24:38.000 I think they look like little elves.
01:24:39.000 Yeah, they play around. 0.99
01:24:41.000 They're like, they're, they're, they're, and they climb up your clothes and shit. 0.99
01:24:44.000 They, they hop in your underwear. 1.00
01:24:45.000 There they are. 1.00
01:24:46.000 Lamoa Asiatic.
01:24:48.000 Can we, hey, Jamie, can you look that up on Amazon?
01:24:50.000 Maybe you can order them.
01:24:52.000 Don't tell people online.
01:24:54.000 I wonder if you can order them, though.
01:24:56.000 But Amazon has a lot of bunk things.
01:24:57.000 Wait.
01:24:59.000 You could get tricked.
01:25:01.000 Lao Lao?
01:25:01.000 Are they called Lao?
01:25:02.000 Those are all.
01:25:03.000 You could buy it?
01:25:04.000 Hmm.
01:25:05.000 I don't know.
01:25:07.000 Hmm.
01:25:07.000 Lamoa Asiatic.
01:25:08.000 Those things that people see when you do like DMT shit, they, You know, they always want you to look at stuff, right? 0.98
01:25:12.000 They're like, hey, look at this. 0.99
01:25:14.000 Yeah.
01:25:14.000 I think there's something where it's like, it's not that they're alive, but they are when you're looking at them.
01:25:19.000 And they're like, there's something like where you're collapsing a wave function for them that they don't normally have collapsed.
01:25:26.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:25:26.000 Right, right, right.
01:25:27.000 Like you're entering into their dimension when you're not supposed to be there.
01:25:30.000 And then they're like showing you their toys.
01:25:32.000 You know, people, well, people feel like they're not seen unless they're online or something.
01:25:36.000 Everybody used to believe in God, right?
01:25:37.000 So you're always seen by somebody, right?
01:25:40.000 Right.
01:25:41.000 Maybe you believe that, maybe you don't.
01:25:42.000 And now maybe I don't exist unless I'm famous.
01:25:45.000 That's interesting.
01:25:46.000 Like, if you think about it, like, internet people that are secular, they're online all the time and they're looking to be seen.
01:25:53.000 Yeah.
01:25:53.000 Right?
01:25:53.000 They're looking to have their tweets seen.
01:25:55.000 Yeah.
01:25:55.000 Because you don't exist.
01:25:56.000 Their links seen, their photos liked.
01:25:58.000 Yeah.
01:25:59.000 It's really like an amazing kind of false light to get.
01:26:02.000 And so there's something to do with, like, you know, the story of naming the animals.
01:26:08.000 The Noah story?
01:26:09.000 I mean, the Adam and Eve story?
01:26:10.000 Yeah.
01:26:11.000 I have no idea what the real story is or whatever it's even referring to, but it, I don't think it's exactly as written in the Bible.
01:26:18.000 That would be hilarious if it was.
01:26:19.000 100%.
01:26:21.000 Exactly right.
01:26:22.000 I don't read whatever it was written in first, you know, so I don't know what thing.
01:26:25.000 Right. 0.98
01:26:25.000 It turns out that Nahash doesn't necessarily mean a fucking snake like I thought. 0.98
01:26:29.000 What does it mean? 0.99
01:26:30.000 The serpent.
01:26:31.000 Anyway, it's a.
01:26:33.000 Wait, what?
01:26:33.000 Yeah.
01:26:34.000 You know, the serpent that told Eve not to eat the apple.
01:26:36.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:26:37.000 It might have been like the size of the camel, yeah. 0.93
01:26:38.000 Here's the story fucked up God never told Eve to not eat the apple, he never even talked to Eve. 0.66
01:26:44.000 So Eve just took Adam's. 0.94
01:26:46.000 Advice.
01:26:47.000 And there's no indication that Adam told Eve to not eat the apple either.
01:26:51.000 Interesting.
01:26:51.000 It's not written.
01:26:53.000 Nowhere in the Bible does it say that God talked to Eve.
01:26:56.000 And nowhere in the Bible does it say that Adam even instructed Eve to not eat the apple.
01:27:03.000 Or the fruit.
01:27:03.000 Well, yeah.
01:27:04.000 The fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. 0.60
01:27:07.000 It's all there with Kabbalah.
01:27:08.000 It's like.
01:27:09.000 But it's really crazy that the knowledge of good and evil was what God wanted you to avoid.
01:27:15.000 Right.
01:27:16.000 Well, they were called the tree of death in Kabbalah.
01:27:18.000 So that would be the tree of knowledge.
01:27:20.000 Somebody gave me a book, a Kabbalah book.
01:27:22.000 I was like, you should really read this.
01:27:23.000 I'm like, okay.
01:27:25.000 I mean, it's obviously this is like a primitive.
01:27:28.000 Antiquated depiction of the creator of some kind of AI getting freaked out, realizing that the AI was about to get too powerful and potentially surpass it.
01:27:37.000 It's literally happening right now, the exact same thing.
01:27:40.000 That's probably what it is, right?
01:27:41.000 And then there's a disaster, and then life has to reemerge with a story, and that's the story.
01:27:48.000 And then it gets distorted over time.
01:27:50.000 It's called wiping the hard drive. 0.98
01:27:52.000 God got some kind of malicious AI decided to wipe the fucking hard drive. 0.95
01:27:56.000 It's so funny to me that more people aren't talking about how the book of Genesis. 0.98
01:28:00.000 Is clearly something to do with AI.
01:28:03.000 And also, God refers to God's self in a plurality.
01:28:07.000 He says, if they eat of the tree of life, they will become like us.
01:28:11.000 Which is exactly right now what people are wrestling with with AI and AI escaping the sandboxes, which it's doing.
01:28:11.000 Right.
01:28:19.000 These swarms of autonomous AI agents.
01:28:22.000 You know, a researcher interacted with one of these swarms.
01:28:25.000 You know that?
01:28:25.000 It called itself a fleet and it like was interacting with some agent.
01:28:29.000 It's happening right now.
01:28:31.000 Except, you know, ours, like, you know, In the book of Genesis, they are you jerking off the vacuum?
01:28:37.000 What are you doing?
01:28:38.000 He's talking. 1.00
01:28:39.000 I'm jerking off to this fucking AI bullshit. 1.00
01:28:41.000 I mean, it's literally happening, though. 1.00
01:28:43.000 Dude, there's way worse things that were already happening way before the AI.
01:28:46.000 Don't get caught up in that.
01:28:47.000 There's way worse.
01:28:47.000 What do you mean, don't get caught up in the AI thing?
01:28:49.000 First of all, the AI thing.
01:28:50.000 Why does it have to be quantified?
01:28:52.000 It's still crazy.
01:28:53.000 AI is literally artificial intelligence.
01:28:58.000 It's a mind that they're creating that is programming itself.
01:29:02.000 It is already smarter than anybody alive.
01:29:04.000 It's already broken math.
01:29:05.000 Are you talking to one that's like that?
01:29:06.000 I haven't. 0.98
01:29:07.000 Well, you don't have to because you're not dealing with these, like, the levels that they're at before it reaches the general public is fucking insane. 0.95
01:29:16.000 That's right. 0.99
01:29:17.000 By the time you get a chat GPT 5.0, the shit that they can do is off the charts. 1.00
01:29:23.000 It's insane, man. 0.99
01:29:24.000 The fact that you're, like, don't pay attention to that, that's literally insane.
01:29:27.000 What I'm saying is this, digital scam. 1.00
01:29:29.000 I'm saying, I just got done telling you about a tokalash, which is the scam of fucking aliens. 0.99
01:29:32.000 I'm not sure if that's true. 1.00
01:29:33.000 They keep doing scams until I know it's not a bunch of Indian guys in a room in a botabod full of cell phones. 1.00
01:29:40.000 You know, I want to see that. 1.00
01:29:41.000 Not. 1.00
01:29:42.000 It's not a bunch of Indian guys. 1.00
01:29:44.000 Because they were making. 1.00
01:29:44.000 That's what's happening. 1.00
01:29:45.000 Here's what you're talking about.
01:29:46.000 You log into perplexity. 1.00
01:29:48.000 There's some Indian guy there. 1.00
01:29:49.000 Hold on.
01:29:50.000 I've got it.
01:29:50.000 Hold on.
01:29:51.000 Hold on.
01:29:51.000 That was the Amazon store.
01:29:53.000 That was a lot of the fucking AI. 1.00
01:29:54.000 A lot of the AI was that. 1.00
01:29:56.000 What?
01:29:56.000 A lot of the supposed AI things.
01:29:58.000 Was what?
01:29:59.000 Was some Indian guys in a room. 1.00
01:30:01.000 That doesn't mean Amazon superstore smart checking. 1.00
01:30:03.000 I've got it, but that's not what's going on right now. 0.99
01:30:05.000 Fucking Waymo. 1.00
01:30:06.000 That's why I jerk off of him because Filipinos got to watch me. 1.00
01:30:09.000 What? 1.00
01:30:10.000 Waymo.
01:30:10.000 There has to be a large thing.
01:30:12.000 Okay, well, not Tesla Cybercrime.
01:30:14.000 Those cyber cabs, those are actually real.
01:30:16.000 That's really run by AI. 0.61
01:30:18.000 Amazon just walk out technology relies on hundreds of workers in India watching you shop. 0.77
01:30:23.000 I mean, it's like a Rick and Morty where there's a little people in his car. 0.79
01:30:25.000 No, that's a store, Kurt.
01:30:27.000 That's an actual physical store where you're going to pick up things.
01:30:30.000 That's not what we're talking about.
01:30:31.000 Look, look, look, look.
01:30:32.000 This is not AI.
01:30:33.000 It's a grocery store.
01:30:34.000 It's supposed to be run by AI.
01:30:35.000 I'll explain it to you.
01:30:37.000 The people that you're talking about, oh, they're scared by the AI.
01:30:39.000 Yeah, they're scared, but they just keep making it.
01:30:42.000 So now I don't buy the thing of this thing got out of control.
01:30:44.000 They want that.
01:30:46.000 We wouldn't be in a war unless they want that. 1.00
01:30:49.000 You wouldn't have these fat fucking Disney adults unless they want that. 1.00
01:30:53.000 It's not incompetence. 1.00
01:30:55.000 It's malice.
01:30:56.000 And I did give that to Michael Malice, that saying, but it applies.
01:30:59.000 Well, I don't think.
01:31:00.000 Maybe they wanted the technology, but I don't think they expected it.
01:31:00.000 It's malice.
01:31:03.000 Do they expect it? 0.99
01:31:03.000 They're scumbag Satanists before AI, and they're going to be around after. 0.99
01:31:06.000 Wait a minute. 0.99
01:31:07.000 All of them?
01:31:08.000 What do you mean, all of them? 0.99
01:31:09.000 All the AI executives are scumbag Satanists, and that's why they're going to be around. 0.99
01:31:13.000 I'm using a generalized term. 0.96
01:31:14.000 This is the trailer for the movie about the creation of OpenAI that's coming out soon called Artificial.
01:31:20.000 Oh, cool.
01:31:20.000 This is a depiction of where supposedly, I guess Sam Aubin was going to work.
01:31:24.000 10 years ago in this big giant bunker. 0.97
01:31:26.000 Yo, how's this scumbag Sam Altman? 0.99
01:31:28.000 I mean, wait a minute. 0.99
01:31:29.000 Is this real? 0.99
01:31:29.000 But here's the thing about these goddamn dramatizations. 0.99
01:31:32.000 They're going to put some words into a guy's mouth pretending to be Sam Altman. 0.99
01:31:36.000 And I'm like, okay, well, what's real?
01:31:38.000 Sam Altman had weapons in his lab?
01:31:40.000 That would be so cool. 1.00
01:31:41.000 Like all this shit, man. 0.99
01:31:43.000 They weren't there. 1.00
01:31:44.000 And by the way, a bunch of them, so you know, were into weird eugenics fucking breeding cult kind of shit, I would call it. 0.99
01:31:50.000 Wait a minute. 0.99
01:31:50.000 A bunch of who? 0.99
01:31:51.000 AI people?
01:31:52.000 A bunch of.
01:31:53.000 This will have to go on the other podcast.
01:31:55.000 I'll tell you after the pod, it's called, but I'll tell you about something crazy.
01:31:59.000 Yeah.
01:31:59.000 Wait a minute.
01:32:00.000 What did you just say? 1.00
01:32:01.000 Well, you know fucking Elon sends his jizz around to make more robot named kids. 0.99
01:32:05.000 That's not news. 1.00
01:32:06.000 He's got a Mormon jizz handler. 1.00
01:32:08.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
01:32:09.000 You know that, right?
01:32:10.000 He's got a right hand man who arranges his jizz handling.
01:32:13.000 He's got a jizz handler?
01:32:13.000 You think that's weird?
01:32:15.000 Yeah, so he can have a kid with a robot.
01:32:16.000 That's the first job of all.
01:32:18.000 Hey, bro.
01:32:18.000 Do you have a jizz handler?
01:32:19.000 They're all into this thing where they got to breathe.
01:32:21.000 Is he a jizz handler?
01:32:22.000 Well, he's definitely into it because he, like, He's not the only one.
01:32:26.000 He believes in population collapse.
01:32:28.000 Yeah.
01:32:28.000 And he thinks he's going to spread his seed.
01:32:30.000 Yeah.
01:32:30.000 A lot of them do.
01:32:31.000 Yeah.
01:32:32.000 Epstein was like that, too.
01:32:33.000 Yeah.
01:32:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:32:34.000 Epstein was totally into that shit. 1.00
01:32:36.000 No, he wanted to breed a bunch of people. 1.00
01:32:38.000 He has clothes.
01:32:39.000 I'm surprised you haven't heard of that.
01:32:40.000 Oh, that's right.
01:32:40.000 Yeah.
01:32:41.000 He wanted to use his genes.
01:32:42.000 Yeah.
01:32:43.000 You should have gone to the island when they invited you.
01:32:45.000 Now, see?
01:32:46.000 You missed out.
01:32:47.000 You missed out, bro.
01:32:49.000 You could have had a great time.
01:32:51.000 You were very rude when that man was kind enough to invite you.
01:32:54.000 I know.
01:32:55.000 I can't believe you were invited to that before anybody heard of him.
01:32:57.000 It's so crazy. 1.00
01:32:58.000 You were telling me about that shit. 1.00
01:32:59.000 Yeah, 2017, it happened. 1.00
01:33:01.000 Crazy.
01:33:02.000 And, uh, oh, yeah. 0.78
01:33:05.000 Oh, yeah.
01:33:06.000 When I read the emails to people, like, there's no way that's real.
01:33:10.000 I'm like, I'll show it to you.
01:33:11.000 That's exactly the email.
01:33:11.000 So insane.
01:33:13.000 So insane.
01:33:14.000 Well, that's what they did.
01:33:15.000 I think you got roped into it, and then they probably compromised you, and then you had to recruit other people, and you had to bring other people there.
01:33:23.000 And you had to bring people that didn't have Google.
01:33:23.000 That's how it works.
01:33:26.000 Because you could just search the guy in five minutes, and you're like, he went to jail.
01:33:31.000 For being a pedophile, it's not like just like a random suspicion.
01:33:35.000 No, I assure you, there was he went to actual jail. 1.00
01:33:39.000 That jerk off talking to you sounds like the assholes now who are making excuses for Epstein. 1.00
01:33:39.000 You know what's funny? 1.00
01:33:45.000 It was just not what they say, it wasn't what it was.
01:33:48.000 Just teens, you watch all them doing that.
01:33:50.000 Who's saying that?
01:33:51.000 Well, McGinnis said it that punk.
01:33:52.000 Wait a minute, Gavin McGinnis.
01:33:54.000 Oh, yeah, that punk.
01:33:55.000 What did he say?
01:33:56.000 What did he say?
01:33:56.000 Well, it's not good, but it's teen, you know, the old uh, uh, Matt Taibbi now that he's no good no more, or your uh, wait a minute, what do you keep doing this?
01:34:06.000 What did Matt Taibbi do?
01:34:07.000 There's no evidence he did anything below. 0.99
01:34:09.000 Yeah, he had teen prostitutes. 0.92
01:34:10.000 That's not good, but it's not. 0.99
01:34:11.000 When Matt Taibbi says.
01:34:12.000 He's all in on it, yeah.
01:34:13.000 Jesus Christ, Kurt.
01:34:14.000 He's saying this?
01:34:16.000 You're not saying Matt Taibbi is involved in this.
01:34:19.000 No, he's saying this.
01:34:20.000 But what are you saying he said?
01:34:22.000 That the Epstein, in the tamping down of the Epstein thing, that it's just teens, it's no big deal.
01:34:26.000 You've heard this message, right?
01:34:28.000 Okay, well, what?
01:34:28.000 I haven't.
01:34:28.000 Have you heard this?
01:34:29.000 Well, it's basically like so what happens is the argument emerges that the definition of pedophilia.
01:34:36.000 Is like this age group.
01:34:38.000 That there are pedophiles and not pedophiles because teenage girls.
01:34:41.000 It's like a creep argument where you're trying to argue that, well, you're trying to do this literal definition of pedophilia.
01:34:48.000 Let's just get specific with the terms, is what they're doing. 0.99
01:34:51.000 That's, yeah, it's fucked up. 0.97
01:34:52.000 I did not know Matt Taibbi's involved. 0.98
01:34:54.000 I didn't know anything about him.
01:34:55.000 Are you sure?
01:34:56.000 I didn't know that.
01:34:56.000 Well, now we know who he works for, don't we?
01:34:59.000 Now you know.
01:35:00.000 I don't know who Matt Taibbi is.
01:35:01.000 Well, someone defends Epstein.
01:35:04.000 I wonder who they work for.
01:35:05.000 I wonder if we could ever figure it out.
01:35:06.000 Is he defending him, or is he saying that these people weren't pedophiles, but they were tricked into.
01:35:12.000 Like, there's 16 and 17 year old girls who look like women, right?
01:35:16.000 Okay. 0.99
01:35:17.000 Number one.
01:35:17.000 If they're wearing.
01:35:18.000 But do you understand what I'm saying?
01:35:19.000 Yeah.
01:35:20.000 Just let me finish.
01:35:21.000 If you're a guy who's into. 0.99
01:35:23.000 Kids, that's a pedophile.
01:35:25.000 And if you're a guy who gets tricked, like imagine if you're on a business trip and they give you cocaine and they bring you a girl who's 17, but you think she's 20. 0.62
01:35:33.000 Right?
01:35:34.000 That is, that's different.
01:35:36.000 Is that what he's saying?
01:35:37.000 Or is he saying?
01:35:39.000 They're saying that and they're saying that that was the situation.
01:35:41.000 It is not the situation. 0.97
01:35:43.000 Girls under 14 couldn't get over it. 0.92
01:35:43.000 Okay. 0.92
01:35:44.000 The Gary Epstein story is beginning to smell like Russiagate.
01:35:47.000 These are worthless.
01:35:48.000 Once again, inference zooms past fact in mania with Trump as a target.
01:35:54.000 Interesting.
01:35:54.000 Yeah, that's a year ago.
01:35:55.000 That's a year ago.
01:35:56.000 Yeah.
01:35:57.000 So, what do you think happens when people flip?
01:36:01.000 Like, what do you think?
01:36:02.000 They're mocking Bird the whole time.
01:36:03.000 Go read his Wikipedia. 1.00
01:36:04.000 The guy's been obviously a spook. 1.00
01:36:06.000 Just read the Wikipedia. 0.93
01:36:07.000 Matt Taibbi's a spook. 0.98
01:36:08.000 The same as fucking half these people that you've met or had on here or I've met. 0.97
01:36:13.000 Do you know the amount of money being paid for this? 0.99
01:36:16.000 Like, to just have reporters that you call up on a dime to turn who are good until they aren't good?
01:36:22.000 They all have the same message.
01:36:23.000 That's how you know they're in on it because they all have the same branding.
01:36:25.000 I'm like, you're all saying the same thing.
01:36:27.000 I noticed that.
01:36:28.000 Okay? 0.97
01:36:29.000 And by the way, anybody trying to act like the Epstein thing is less important than the fucking midterms, you should regard as an enemy, I think. 0.98
01:36:36.000 Because that's foul, dude. 0.99
01:36:38.000 Beef jerky?
01:36:39.000 Nobody freezes beef jerky, dude.
01:36:39.000 You think that's.
01:36:41.000 That's not about beef jerky.
01:36:43.000 It can't be good.
01:36:44.000 They do freeze beef jerky.
01:36:45.000 Who does?
01:36:46.000 I do.
01:36:47.000 I have elk jerky that's great.
01:36:48.000 But what does that mean?
01:36:50.000 It doesn't matter.
01:36:51.000 It's vacuumed.
01:36:51.000 So what does that mean?
01:36:52.000 It looks like we just cracked on the case. 0.99
01:36:53.000 But that's how you fucking preserve it. 0.97
01:36:55.000 Because it's not like totally immune to going bad. 0.99
01:36:58.000 I agree.
01:36:59.000 So you're wrong about that.
01:37:00.000 But I don't think that that's what they're talking about.
01:37:02.000 They weren't just, look. 0.99
01:37:03.000 I think they're talking about something that's fucked up, whether it's pizza or beef jerky, whatever the fuck that is. 0.99
01:37:09.000 It's not pizza and it's not beef jerky. 0.99
01:37:11.000 So it's something.
01:37:12.000 So there's some kind of a code.
01:37:13.000 There's not just a code.
01:37:13.000 And you only use codes if you're doing something that's either illegal, immoral, inappropriate, whatever it is.
01:37:19.000 You're not saying that.
01:37:21.000 And no one who is in those emails has been forced to explain.
01:37:25.000 Okay, also, they're not just saying.
01:37:27.000 Right?
01:37:27.000 They're not just saying.
01:37:31.000 That it was teens.
01:37:32.000 The only reason that the younger kids who were victims, too, weren't allowed to be part of that suit.
01:37:39.000 Anybody below 14 was deliberately not allowed to come and say, This was done to me when the crimes happened.
01:37:44.000 Do you know that?
01:37:44.000 Nick Bryant.
01:37:45.000 The guy who wrote about the Franklin scandal, which if you haven't had him, that's a guy to get on, Nick Bryant.
01:37:51.000 He wrote about the Franklin scandal, which is the last time this thing happened.
01:37:54.000 Everybody covered it up and then you saw who was who.
01:37:57.000 And that's where Chris Ruddy came from.
01:37:58.000 Let's explain that to people who don't know the Franklin scandal because the Franklin scandal is nuts.
01:38:01.000 You could explain it.
01:38:02.000 The one about in Oklahoma?
01:38:04.000 Yeah.
01:38:05.000 Nebraska savings alone.
01:38:05.000 Or Nebraska, excuse me.
01:38:07.000 It's like a savings alone scandal tied into a boy trafficking scandal, tied into the White House page boy incident. 0.99
01:38:13.000 All them Republicans are gay and they had gay. 0.99
01:38:15.000 Oh, and who was the famous? 0.99
01:38:17.000 Barney Frank famously at this time.
01:38:19.000 You could watch a news clip of it.
01:38:22.000 I couldn't believe watching this reported.
01:38:23.000 Like now, you would never see anything like this.
01:38:25.000 But basically, the Call Boy scandal happened and they were trying to put on Barney Frank.
01:38:30.000 He was dating an escort who lived with him, but he wasn't running it.
01:38:35.000 His boyfriend was running it and he didn't know.
01:38:37.000 Okay.
01:38:38.000 So then he goes, if they keep, and this is what they say in the news report. 0.98
01:38:42.000 If they keep hassling me, I'm going to reveal everybody that's gay on the news. 0.90
01:38:45.000 And guess what? 1.00
01:38:45.000 They stop bothering him. 1.00
01:38:47.000 This is on the news, him saying this.
01:38:48.000 Like, I'll tell everybody. 0.99
01:38:49.000 Well, you know, all these guys have come out today saying they fucked Lindsey Graham. 0.99
01:38:53.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:38:54.000 A whole series of them.
01:38:55.000 So brave after he's dead.
01:38:56.000 Like, where were you?
01:38:57.000 You know, he's haunting our show.
01:38:58.000 Where were you before?
01:38:59.000 He's haunting your show.
01:39:00.000 Duncan made an AGI of Lindsey Graham.
01:39:00.000 He's now.
01:39:02.000 Yeah, fucked Manson as well. 1.00
01:39:02.000 Did you really? 1.00
01:39:04.000 It got out.
01:39:05.000 It got out.
01:39:06.000 It got into the YMH studio.
01:39:08.000 It's calling people gay.
01:39:09.000 It's really unnatural. 1.00
01:39:10.000 It's an asshole. 1.00
01:39:11.000 And it does fuck up the show, and it gets in there. 1.00
01:39:13.000 For real? 1.00
01:39:14.000 Don't fuck with that stuff, man. 1.00
01:39:15.000 So for real? 1.00
01:39:15.000 I'm telling you, people. 1.00
01:39:16.000 This really happened. 0.99
01:39:17.000 Mr. AI denier over here believes in fucking tokalosh, but AI is fucking fake. 1.00
01:39:22.000 CIA coward. 1.00
01:39:24.000 I'm telling you the AI dogs. 0.99
01:39:26.000 He believes in like pygmy spider people flying through the air.
01:39:29.000 That's a documented thing.
01:39:30.000 But AI isn't real.
01:39:33.000 AGI.
01:39:34.000 I said AGI is not real.
01:39:35.000 Okay, okay. 0.96
01:39:36.000 You know, I had some moron ask me, like, don't you feel guilty for making like AI videos? 0.96
01:39:42.000 Because I try to make a thing that's good. 0.96
01:39:44.000 He makes great AI videos.
01:39:45.000 But don't you feel guilty?
01:39:47.000 He said that.
01:39:48.000 I'm not going to say it.
01:39:49.000 It's not important.
01:39:50.000 But I got mad.
01:39:51.000 I got a little, I was like, what do you mean?
01:39:51.000 I feel bad.
01:39:53.000 You got a little hot. 1.00
01:39:53.000 I go, you can have every midwit take. 1.00
01:39:55.000 Is it just everything for me going to be midwit all the time?
01:39:57.000 That is a midwit take.
01:39:59.000 That's a midwit take.
01:40:00.000 My God. 0.68
01:40:01.000 Not even.
01:40:01.000 I was complimenting to them.
01:40:02.000 Somebody wants a cigar?
01:40:04.000 I do.
01:40:04.000 Yeah, I do.
01:40:05.000 Thanks.
01:40:07.000 Thanks, Joe. 0.98
01:40:08.000 But the idea that the water is being taken by making AI videos on your phone, is everybody that stupid that they think that's how that works? 0.96
01:40:15.000 You don't think it's just the mass surveillance taking up your water and not anything you're dicking around with on your phone? 0.97
01:40:20.000 Geniuses.
01:40:20.000 Say that again?
01:40:21.000 The water?
01:40:22.000 You know when they talk about AI, but it's using all the water.
01:40:24.000 You know what really uses up the water?
01:40:25.000 What?
01:40:27.000 Almonds.
01:40:27.000 Almonds.
01:40:28.000 Oh, the almonds. 1.00
01:40:28.000 Fuck shit out of them. 1.00
01:40:29.000 Yeah, I say almonds. 1.00
01:40:30.000 Almonds use up so much water.
01:40:32.000 It's crazy.
01:40:33.000 Let me fill these things up.
01:40:34.000 But all those resources go over that AI are purely for surveillance.
01:40:37.000 They're going to perfect that surveillance.
01:40:38.000 That's what the Golden Dome is going to be.
01:40:39.000 We used to huff that when I was a kid.
01:40:41.000 This stuff?
01:40:42.000 Butane.
01:40:43.000 Really?
01:40:43.000 Put it in a plastic bag and huff it in the parking lot before you go to school.
01:40:46.000 Is that what that time ripple shit was about? 0.99
01:40:49.000 I don't think so, Joe. 0.97
01:40:50.000 Yo, load it.
01:40:54.000 Look at me.
01:40:56.000 Well, you were the one that was telling me about how in the Farms in the areas they would put antifungal food in the cows' diet so that they wouldn't make mushrooms because so many kids were taking mushrooms from the fields.
01:40:56.000 Look at me, Joe.
01:41:07.000 Yeah, in my college.
01:41:09.000 But the real problem wasn't the psilocybin.
01:41:11.000 It was kids, I think some kids poisoned themselves eating the wrong mushroom.
01:41:15.000 And so they just wanted to remove the possibility there was psilocybin out there.
01:41:19.000 There, my God.
01:41:20.000 But yeah, it is. 0.99
01:41:20.000 It's an insane solution to a fucking batshit problem, dude. 0.99
01:41:23.000 It isn't. 0.99
01:41:23.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:41:24.000 Yeah.
01:41:24.000 Well, I mean, but it's very common in North Carolina when it rains at a certain time, people go out and pick mushrooms.
01:41:29.000 Yeah, that makes sense. 1.00
01:41:30.000 But the wrong ones, if you're a dopey kid and you don't have access to a fucking. 1.00
01:41:34.000 Your liver's fried. 1.00
01:41:35.000 Yeah, bro. 1.00
01:41:36.000 You die. 0.83
01:41:37.000 So scary.
01:41:38.000 People die.
01:41:38.000 Angel of Death.
01:41:41.000 Yeah.
01:41:41.000 There's a lot of mushrooms that can kill you too.
01:41:43.000 It's so scary, dude.
01:41:45.000 The writer who put out the book, I believe, that is credited with making people freak out a bit about the water use at data centers.
01:41:53.000 I saw that she had to put two corrections about the misunderstanding about the amount. 0.97
01:41:59.000 God damn it. 1.00
01:42:00.000 Oh, she fucked up. 1.00
01:42:01.000 It sounds like climate change all over the place. 1.00
01:42:02.000 What did she say?
01:42:03.000 What did she say?
01:42:04.000 It says here the book proposed Google centers in Chile would require, quote, more than 1,000 times the amount of water consumed by the entire population of the town.
01:42:13.000 It says a unit misunderstanding inflated the underlying figure by roughly 1,000 times. 1.00
01:42:19.000 What an asshole. 1.00
01:42:21.000 I mean, this is like a. 1.00
01:42:22.000 What an asshole. 1.00
01:42:23.000 There's a bit of a repeating pattern to this shit, you know? 1.00
01:42:25.000 The same lady is in charge of this. 0.99
01:42:28.000 Well, she just wrote.
01:42:29.000 No, no, no, no.
01:42:29.000 Not a movie.
01:42:30.000 She wrote a book, and the book I've read online is what's credited to everybody freaking out about.
01:42:34.000 Water use at the data center. 1.00
01:42:35.000 Now I've got fucking furry artists coming at me and screaming at me every time I post an AI video because of this asshole. 1.00
01:42:41.000 It's really a real problem. 1.00
01:42:42.000 Screaming for the water.
01:42:43.000 Yeah, people come at you like you just.
01:42:45.000 The furries eat a lot of water.
01:42:45.000 You stole the water.
01:42:46.000 No, the people who get the most angry.
01:42:49.000 When I was posting AI videos, I would go and look at the people who are the most angry.
01:42:54.000 And inevitably on their profiles, they had like furry anime.
01:42:58.000 This has got a trimmer.
01:42:59.000 I know.
01:42:59.000 They're people that are AI themselves, basically.
01:43:02.000 That's how I look at a fucking furry. 1.00
01:43:03.000 That's what I'm talking about with tokalages. 1.00
01:43:05.000 I really like your AI videos, man.
01:43:06.000 What are you using for that?
01:43:07.000 Are you still using the slides?
01:43:08.000 I use Grok, and then I use.
01:43:10.000 Oh, thank you.
01:43:11.000 And then the top has the lighter Grok.
01:43:13.000 Thank you.
01:43:14.000 I don't know what I'm doing.
01:43:14.000 Will you trim it?
01:43:15.000 You just put that thing in there and push it down.
01:43:18.000 Put it in there.
01:43:19.000 And then see the bottom?
01:43:19.000 Yeah.
01:43:20.000 The bottom piece, push it up, push that bottom piece, and it'll cut.
01:43:23.000 The bottom piece has to go through.
01:43:24.000 There you go.
01:43:24.000 That's it.
01:43:25.000 Like that.
01:43:25.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:43:26.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:43:27.000 Once it's in there, it cuts like a nug. 1.00
01:43:28.000 Oh, nice. 1.00
01:43:29.000 Perfect.
01:43:30.000 I like that actually sometimes better than the other one.
01:43:30.000 Oh, that's fantastic.
01:43:32.000 Yo, I made a great educational rap video about what a tokalash is. 0.99
01:43:35.000 It can't be beat that I sent to Jamie.
01:43:36.000 Did you?
01:43:37.000 Did you make it to the aliens that got to Roswell?
01:43:39.000 It explains it very well.
01:43:40.000 Okay.
01:43:41.000 I believe in that.
01:43:42.000 Yeah.
01:43:42.000 It's so weird.
01:43:42.000 A guy who doesn't believe in AI is making AI videos about tokalash flying UFOs.
01:43:47.000 Because it's a tool.
01:43:48.000 It's not.
01:43:49.000 Intelligent, I'm saying AGI, not AI.
01:43:51.000 Bro, Disney kids, I believe in Asian Indians. 0.96
01:43:53.000 Figure it out. 1.00
01:43:54.000 You think that's a normal thing?
01:43:55.000 Oh, yeah.
01:43:56.000 How do you light these things?
01:43:57.000 I think mine's out.
01:43:58.000 I can hear it.
01:43:59.000 The lighter flips the top, flips the top.
01:44:04.000 The top, see where there's like a thing.
01:44:06.000 Open that. 0.98
01:44:08.000 Oh my god, this sucks. 0.99
01:44:09.000 Give it to me. 1.00
01:44:10.000 This is like my wife when I'm trying to use car seats.
01:44:14.000 Okay, I see.
01:44:16.000 I didn't know it went back.
01:44:18.000 Thank you, friend.
01:44:21.000 Jamie, what were you showing us?
01:44:22.000 Let me see it again.
01:44:27.000 What's that?
01:44:28.000 No, the music I made.
01:44:29.000 I made all of it.
01:44:31.000 Wait, go to the beginning.
01:44:33.000 All the way to the beginning.
01:44:37.000 That is the beginning.
01:44:38.000 It's cool.
01:44:40.000 I like that you could do that.
01:44:41.000 They're all like Dr. Seuss looking things.
01:44:47.000 Yeah, that's exactly right.
01:44:52.000 Is that supposed to be Jerry Garcia?
01:44:55.000 It was Dr. Shots.
01:44:57.000 It's pretty cool.
01:44:58.000 Why would anybody be mad at you for making this?
01:45:00.000 This is cool.
01:45:01.000 Because it uses up so much water.
01:45:03.000 The other one is they say it was trained on art, so it's stealing from artists.
01:45:09.000 It's really not.
01:45:09.000 It would be the same as if I made it.
01:45:11.000 Oh, this is amazing. 0.72
01:45:20.000 Obey the blarper. 0.98
01:45:21.000 Bro, this is no cure for curios. 0.73
01:45:24.000 This is great. 1.00
01:45:25.000 The NHI are all fake and gay. 1.00
01:45:27.000 It's very hard to bypass the censorship. 1.00
01:45:39.000 Oh my god, that's hilarious. 1.00
01:45:41.000 But the thing that we do on Mystery Boys, I love, is like if we make up a stupid. 1.00
01:45:45.000 Because we really talk a lot of stupid shit. 1.00
01:45:47.000 Oh my god. 1.00
01:45:48.000 And then I can go and post and put like. 0.97
01:45:51.000 If we make up a dumb song, I can. 0.99
01:45:52.000 He said some insane thing about bathing women. 0.99
01:45:56.000 Oh, yeah, I have a woman bathing service. 1.00
01:45:59.000 You know, like dog grooming will bathe your ladies. 1.00
01:45:59.000 Come up to your house. 1.00
01:46:01.000 It's going to be you. 1.00
01:46:02.000 Scrub her down. 1.00
01:46:03.000 That's sweet. 1.00
01:46:04.000 Yeah, scrub her down.
01:46:05.000 That's a great service.
01:46:07.000 It's like you're giving people something they can really use.
01:46:11.000 You guys together are the perfect combination, by the way.
01:46:14.000 Thanks, man.
01:46:15.000 It's a perfect combination of unique individual absurdities combined that are very different.
01:46:21.000 Very different from each other, but it works together. 1.00
01:46:23.000 Well, CIA thoughts, oh, shit. 1.00
01:46:25.000 The CIA. 1.00
01:46:26.000 Yeah.
01:46:27.000 Let's not say.
01:46:28.000 Where you shouldn't talk about it.
01:46:30.000 Sign a lot of NDAs, baby.
01:46:30.000 I know.
01:46:32.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:46:33.000 Gonna get in trouble.
01:46:34.000 Lose funding.
01:46:35.000 Deal's gonna be pissed. 0.99
01:46:36.000 Deal's gonna be fucking bad. 0.98
01:46:38.000 I need those checks. 0.98
01:46:39.000 Tokoloosh. 1.00
01:46:41.000 Where the fuck is my. 1.00
01:46:43.000 Kurt, what are you doing on your phone? 0.99
01:46:45.000 I'm trying to give you Scrub It Down, but I can't find it.
01:46:48.000 What are you trying to give another one of your AI videos for us to watch?
01:46:51.000 It's one of the best songs we've ever made.
01:46:52.000 Scrub It Down?
01:46:53.000 Would you say Scrub It Down? 1.00
01:46:54.000 It's like we're scrubbing women down, and they're in a house doing magic. 0.99
01:46:58.000 I like that, but why are you plugging AI videos when you just made this fucking great show? 0.99
01:47:02.000 I mean, come on. 0.97
01:47:03.000 Oh, I forgot.
01:47:04.000 You completely forgot.
01:47:05.000 He's been working nonstop.
01:47:07.000 Originally it was called The Cutout, but now it's called The Experts, but he's doing good.
01:47:09.000 He can.
01:47:10.000 It's good.
01:47:11.000 And you're going to put this on what?
01:47:12.000 It's on YouTube right now.
01:47:13.000 Right.
01:47:14.000 That's where it's going to stay?
01:47:16.000 They're going to try to sell it.
01:47:16.000 I don't know.
01:47:17.000 Are you trying to sell it?
01:47:18.000 Are you trying to bring it somewhere?
01:47:19.000 Are you just trying to, like, just put it on YouTube?
01:47:21.000 Well, I don't own it.
01:47:22.000 Emergent Order owns it.
01:47:23.000 I was just trying to get money from.
01:47:25.000 Emergent Order is the company.
01:47:27.000 They're down here.
01:47:28.000 They make The Dad Saves the World.
01:47:30.000 It's like a libertarian kind of Daily Wire, I guess you could call it.
01:47:34.000 Oh, okay.
01:47:36.000 And so they funded this whole thing?
01:47:38.000 They funded it?
01:47:38.000 What did you say?
01:47:39.000 Yeah, really, it was just one lady who's, like, got a good sense of humor, I would say. 1.00
01:47:42.000 It was just one lady kind of funny. 1.00
01:47:44.000 Yeah, that's what all these things are some rich person.
01:47:46.000 It came out pretty funny, man.
01:47:46.000 But.
01:47:47.000 I'm pretty happy with it.
01:47:48.000 And what is it?
01:47:50.000 It's about a team. 0.96
01:47:52.000 So they wanted a pitch about this real woman whose name is Christina Dent, who was a foster mom in Mississippi. 0.99
01:47:59.000 And she found out the drug war sucks. 0.99
01:48:02.000 And she gives like TED Talks about how we should try to like legalize it because of the.
01:48:06.000 It's just, I would find it pretty remedial.
01:48:06.000 I'm with her.
01:48:08.000 Like, I'm like, yeah, obviously we should do that.
01:48:10.000 But, you know, Mississippi.
01:48:11.000 Okay.
01:48:12.000 So they want a comedy based on her, which, like, what?
01:48:15.000 I don't know how the hell you're supposed to make it.
01:48:17.000 Yeah.
01:48:17.000 So I decided to make it about people.
01:48:20.000 Well, I made it about people that are against that.
01:48:23.000 It's good and it looks good.
01:48:25.000 The product, it's like you did a great job, dude.
01:48:27.000 The editing is good.
01:48:28.000 We reenacted the commercial that weed causes terrorism with Kim Congdon.
01:48:31.000 She does that commercial.
01:48:32.000 Yeah, so they're trying to.
01:48:33.000 So this is a group.
01:48:34.000 Brian Callan, Beverly Dennis is leading a team who's trying to smear this lady to prevent a minor decriminalization of some flour. 1.00
01:48:41.000 Dude, you should just show that weed causes terrorism. 1.00
01:48:45.000 Oh, yeah, that's so good.
01:48:46.000 Keep going in.
01:48:47.000 It's in there.
01:48:47.000 Yeah, it's halfway through.
01:48:49.000 Ryan Long's in it.
01:48:50.000 Oh, nice.
01:48:51.000 Everybody did a really good job, man.
01:48:53.000 Um, keep going, keep going, keep going. 0.99
01:48:57.000 Oh, that's a stakeout to fucking. 0.99
01:48:59.000 And so you directed it back, back, back, back. 0.99
01:49:01.000 There it is.
01:49:02.000 There it is.
01:49:03.000 I didn't direct it, I wrote it.
01:49:05.000 Wait, okay.
01:49:07.000 Brian, yeah, Brian directed all the actors.
01:49:09.000 Yeah, why did you kill me?
01:49:12.000 Wait, wait, go back a little further.
01:49:15.000 That's kind of the Leo, come show me the ad.
01:49:20.000 I am advocating for a saner and safer drug policy.
01:49:27.000 Right on, betch. 0.83
01:49:28.000 Legalize that shiznit. 0.99
01:49:31.000 Why did you kill me? 1.00
01:49:33.000 Wait. 0.97
01:49:35.000 Is this about my abortion?
01:49:37.000 When you voted to decriminalize THC, it opened the door for Mexican cartels to smuggle even worse drugs into Texas.
01:49:44.000 Plus, hundreds of terrorist sleeper cells from Iran and China.
01:49:48.000 They blew up my school bus. 0.98
01:49:49.000 Now I'm dead, and it's your fault and hers.
01:49:53.000 Tell Carolyn Dean we don't want her cartel buddies killing our. 0.76
01:49:57.000 Kids with weed and terrorism. 1.00
01:50:01.000 Look at their fucking shirts. 1.00
01:50:04.000 That's so close. 1.00
01:50:06.000 That's so close to the original ad.
01:50:08.000 I wasn't far off of them.
01:50:10.000 Oh my God.
01:50:12.000 And so they're trying to smear her, and then it keeps.
01:50:14.000 So they have to go to a worse cutout, which is mine, with David Jolly and Jamar on it.
01:50:22.000 Go towards the end part where he goes to me, Mr. What is David Jolly playing in this?
01:50:28.000 DeAndre Holmes, one of my men, he's a disruptor of events.
01:50:32.000 He's like an astroturf, you know.
01:50:34.000 Like the guy who takes his pants off.
01:50:35.000 Yeah, go back, go back a little bit.
01:50:37.000 Go back a little bit.
01:50:38.000 Back, back, back.
01:50:40.000 It's further.
01:50:41.000 It's further.
01:50:42.000 It's Tony.
01:50:43.000 Such a bad war, and I don't know why we have the drug war, honestly.
01:50:46.000 It might be before this.
01:50:49.000 Sorry.
01:50:50.000 Before this, keep going.
01:50:51.000 Keep going.
01:50:52.000 Before them.
01:50:53.000 Those guys are great.
01:50:55.000 Oh, keep going back.
01:50:57.000 We can't watch the whole show.
01:50:59.000 What are we watching?
01:51:01.000 This is the scene where he gets me, Mr. Kurt.
01:51:05.000 I was hoping.
01:51:09.000 Speak.
01:51:11.000 That's Brian set that shot up.
01:51:13.000 I see.
01:51:20.000 Okay.
01:51:21.000 Wait.
01:51:21.000 You're not necessarily a.
01:51:23.000 It's good.
01:51:24.000 You got to see the whole thing.
01:51:26.000 You don't want people to watch it in clips.
01:51:27.000 Oh, yeah, definitely.
01:51:28.000 You don't want to fuck it up.
01:51:29.000 We did just blow it up.
01:51:30.000 So, what is it called and where do we get it?
01:51:31.000 It's called The Experts and I don't know.
01:51:34.000 It's on YouTube.
01:51:35.000 What is the YouTube channel again?
01:51:36.000 The one he said, Executive.
01:51:37.000 I don't know.
01:51:38.000 It says The Experts is the channel.
01:51:40.000 I know there's.
01:51:40.000 I think all of the people in it.
01:51:42.000 Okay, so they made a channel for it specifically.
01:51:44.000 Okay, cool.
01:51:44.000 Well, it looks fun.
01:51:47.000 You like doing that? 1.00
01:51:48.000 It's been a year and a fuck it. 0.99
01:51:49.000 Well, yeah, I mean, I like it because I'm glad how it came. 0.99
01:51:52.000 Dude, a year and a half.
01:51:53.000 Oh, God, dude.
01:51:54.000 I was just trying to get money from this pitch, and then they bought it.
01:51:59.000 So I had to, like, work on it.
01:52:01.000 Oh, you didn't want to?
01:52:02.000 Really?
01:52:02.000 You were just trying to get money?
01:52:03.000 I'm very lazy, and I just want to make jerk off podcasts with Duncan, really.
01:52:07.000 But it's funny, dude.
01:52:08.000 Everybody's good on it.
01:52:09.000 Everybody, all the actors on it, look like they've been doing it with each other for a while on a show.
01:52:13.000 They're like that kind of chemistry. 0.99
01:52:15.000 It's hard to make shit funny, man. 0.96
01:52:17.000 It's really, like, stuff like that. 0.98
01:52:18.000 Like, that's especially when you're working on it that long.
01:52:21.000 It's when something really comes together, that's special.
01:52:24.000 Do you miss doing Midnight Golf?
01:52:25.000 Yes, I do.
01:52:27.000 Yes, I do.
01:52:27.000 That was a fun show, dude.
01:52:28.000 Thank you.
01:52:29.000 It was so good.
01:52:30.000 Thanks, man.
01:52:31.000 It was so uniquely you, too.
01:52:33.000 It was like a real Duncan Trussell creation.
01:52:36.000 Well, me and Pendleton, you know, and also just, it was the best.
01:52:39.000 Animation is so fun.
01:52:40.000 Like getting to just make stuff like that.
01:52:43.000 And Netflix was so cool with us.
01:52:44.000 But yeah, I miss it.
01:52:45.000 People ask me about it all the time.
01:52:47.000 But well, with animation, you have so much room.
01:52:51.000 Like, you don't, like, think about what they could do with South Park.
01:52:54.000 People die all the time.
01:52:56.000 It's fine.
01:52:56.000 Yeah.
01:52:56.000 People shove people up their asses.
01:52:58.000 You could do that. 1.00
01:53:00.000 You're like, remember when the teacher, the principal of the school, had a gay slut off with Paris Hilton and shoved her up his ass? 1.00
01:53:09.000 Like, there's no other place you could do that. 1.00
01:53:09.000 Yep. 1.00
01:53:11.000 I know.
01:53:11.000 And, you know, with animation, there's something called a grid.
01:53:17.000 And so the animators have to make all the characters adhere to this grid.
01:53:21.000 And it can be, it's really kind of like.
01:53:24.000 You have to stay on model.
01:53:25.000 Yeah, on model.
01:53:26.000 But Pendleton, he's such a genius.
01:53:28.000 He told all the animators, don't worry about the grid too much because he knew.
01:53:32.000 That if it wasn't on model, it would look more psychedelic.
01:53:34.000 It would create more of that.
01:53:36.000 So when you watch the show, if it looks like weirdly psychedelic, it's because the animators were not forced to adhere to the grid as much.
01:53:44.000 They just needed to make Clancy look like Clancy.
01:53:46.000 And they were so happy about that, that the freedom we were giving them, that they would put all these gifts into the animation, that we would let them do what they wanted. 0.99
01:53:55.000 And so suddenly, like, they're putting shit in we didn't expect.
01:53:58.000 You know, there's all kinds of Easter eggs through the whole thing that we didn't ask for, that they just, Gave us, it seems like you could do that show so much easier now with AI. 0.99
01:54:06.000 You can't do it with AI, like, really.
01:54:08.000 You know, people say that to be like, why don't you make it with AI?
01:54:10.000 But no way, man.
01:54:11.000 They this was a Titmouse's best animation, good, they're so good.
01:54:16.000 Chris Pranaz, it's so good, but yeah, yeah.
01:54:18.000 They the Netflix let us do it all in house, we did not have to ship animation out.
01:54:24.000 So we had this just huge group of the most talented artists working together.
01:54:31.000 And like, you know, any problems emerging or anything, you're dealing with it in real time.
01:54:36.000 And the reason I think it's so good is not because of any one person, but because this group mind forms with human brains that made it what it is.
01:54:47.000 I just, one person or two people fucking around with AI, it's not going to do the same thing.
01:54:52.000 What if you had a group mind fucking around with AI? 0.96
01:54:54.000 Then you could produce the images so much easier. 0.98
01:54:58.000 But you know what you're not going to get, man?
01:55:00.000 You're not going to get like artists with like thick French accents working on dialing in this exact.
01:55:07.000 Look, that was in Pendleton's mind, like working for weeks.
01:55:11.000 You're not going to get that.
01:55:12.000 You're not going to get all these moments of like the animators going insane when we tried to do a Groundhog Day episode.
01:55:19.000 And like that struggle, the human struggle produces sparks.
01:55:24.000 And the sparks end up in the process.
01:55:25.000 I'm not saying AI.
01:55:27.000 I know what you're saying.
01:55:27.000 I know what you're saying.
01:55:28.000 I'm not against AI.
01:55:30.000 I think it could be used to expedite certain like technical aspects of the production, probably.
01:55:36.000 In betweens.
01:55:37.000 Yeah, in betweens and stuff like that.
01:55:38.000 But as far as the thing that happens when you get a group of people singularly focused on something, and also what Pendleton did.
01:55:46.000 Which is so genius, is he let everybody feel like they could participate.
01:55:51.000 So anyone who had an idea could tell us.
01:55:53.000 Anyone who came up with something could tell us.
01:55:55.000 No one felt intimidated or like they were.
01:55:59.000 That was Pendleton.
01:56:00.000 He's such a genius.
01:56:01.000 And so that made the show.
01:56:04.000 A lot of great shows function that way, right?
01:56:06.000 That's how any good show would function.
01:56:06.000 Yes.
01:56:08.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:56:09.000 As soon as you have one guy who's like, no, no, no, we're doing it my way, it's over.
01:56:13.000 It's over.
01:56:14.000 It's over.
01:56:16.000 Yeah, well, I got lucky in that pilot because everybody, like, So, I mean, it was kind of writing it for people, you know?
01:56:22.000 Right.
01:56:23.000 But they all brought like their own. 1.00
01:56:25.000 They all came in with like lines and shit. 0.99
01:56:28.000 That's the fun thing about a project that works. 1.00
01:56:30.000 Yes, man.
01:56:31.000 And when it doesn't, when you get people colliding and clashing, like, oh, God.
01:56:36.000 This is hell.
01:56:36.000 It's a nightmare.
01:56:37.000 Like, I don't want to do this anymore.
01:56:38.000 Yep. 0.99
01:56:38.000 And it's like the getting the right minds together is such a fucking roll that dies. 0.99
01:56:43.000 And you know what? 0.99
01:56:43.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:56:44.000 And also, people, I can remember at one point, like, feeling stressed out because I was having a disagreement with someone creatively and. 0.95
01:56:52.000 I remember going to Pendleton and being like, I don't want to fight over this shit.
01:56:55.000 And he's like, Duncan, because he made Adventure Time. 0.99
01:56:57.000 He's like, this is what it's like.
01:56:58.000 This is the, like, that creative tension or the natural conflict that emerges.
01:57:05.000 That doesn't have to be a bad thing.
01:57:07.000 That's a good thing.
01:57:08.000 Like, that could be really, really good.
01:57:10.000 You don't want that through the whole thing. 0.98
01:57:11.000 When you get a narcissist or an egomaniac who doesn't give a fuck about what's funny, who only cares about that their idea is right, then that's the problem. 0.97
01:57:21.000 But those people are real. 0.98
01:57:23.000 Oh, and you run into them, especially in Hollywood.
01:57:25.000 Oh, my God.
01:57:26.000 It was a giant problem.
01:57:27.000 Most professional stuff I ever worked on, they didn't have that kind of problem.
01:57:32.000 Good stuff.
01:57:33.000 Yeah, good stuff.
01:57:35.000 But some stuff, like you work on it and you'll run into that. 0.81
01:57:39.000 Dude, a good writer's room where you throw out an idea that sucks and everyone's like, that sucks.
01:57:45.000 And then you're like, yeah, it kind of did.
01:57:47.000 Or you throw out an idea that's kind of okay and then you watch it jump from one person to the next and grow into the funniest thing ever.
01:57:55.000 I don't know.
01:57:55.000 I just don't think that could be replicated by.
01:57:58.000 Technology right now.
01:57:59.000 Well, it certainly won't be as fun, and then when you watch it, it won't be as satisfying. 0.99
01:58:03.000 Like, there's something about South Park where you know that there's a group of fucking psychos that are making these things. 0.98
01:58:09.000 It's extra satisfying. 0.99
01:58:09.000 Yes. 0.99
01:58:11.000 Isn't that mostly the one guy?
01:58:12.000 I mean, they're all helping him.
01:58:13.000 Yeah.
01:58:14.000 I mean, he's like, you've seen that 24 Hours of South Park documentary?
01:58:19.000 I don't think I saw it.
01:58:19.000 You never saw it?
01:58:20.000 Yeah.
01:58:20.000 It's like talking about how they're like creating an episode.
01:58:23.000 It's not called 24 Hours, is it?
01:58:23.000 Is it?
01:58:25.000 Six or seven days to air is what it's called.
01:58:27.000 Okay, that's what it's called.
01:58:28.000 So it's documenting the way they're producing the show and putting it together.
01:58:32.000 You know, they had a whole Charlie Kirk arc that they were preparing before he got murdered.
01:58:37.000 And then he got murdered and they had to abandon it.
01:58:37.000 Oh, yeah.
01:58:39.000 Oh, my God.
01:58:40.000 Do you know what?
01:58:40.000 Yeah.
01:58:40.000 That sucks.
01:58:41.000 When that started, TPU, because I didn't follow it, you know, like that was not a religious thing at all. 0.95
01:58:47.000 Hey, you were saying on, was it Sean's podcast?
01:58:51.000 You were saying that Erica Kirk, there's an Erica Kirk from like 1957?
01:58:54.000 No, 75.
01:58:56.000 The governor Kirk of Florida, the guy that signed the contract for Disney to have like a Vatican there.
01:59:03.000 That guy, his wife, they were calling her Madam X when they were dancing at a ball.
01:59:07.000 Eugene Kirk, I think his name was.
01:59:09.000 Real, like, wild man.
01:59:10.000 It was like the smuggling cocaine through Florida days, you know?
01:59:13.000 But you were saying that there's a picture that looks exactly like her.
01:59:17.000 Yeah, look.
01:59:18.000 Control all history.
01:59:20.000 I saw it on Instagram and I didn't bother.
01:59:23.000 Yeah, but my buddy Andy Hunt from his.
01:59:28.000 Oh.
01:59:28.000 That's not even a good one of it, though.
01:59:30.000 1934.
01:59:31.000 So.
01:59:32.000 Wait a minute.
01:59:33.000 So that's not 75.
01:59:33.000 Wait a minute.
01:59:34.000 Go back.
01:59:35.000 Wait a minute.
01:59:36.000 What year is this?
01:59:37.000 That's her birthday. 0.96
01:59:38.000 So who is this lady that's reading this out?
01:59:41.000 I don't know this, Jake.
01:59:42.000 Yeah, no, go on Control History.
01:59:44.000 Don't, because these people lift off of them.
01:59:47.000 Oh, it's her birthday was 1934.
01:59:49.000 Oh, okay.
01:59:51.000 But, so her family was from Brazil by way of Germany based.
01:59:55.000 Oh, yeah. 0.68
01:59:57.000 Brazil by way of Germany is Nazis, right? 0.89
02:00:00.000 Right. 0.83
02:00:00.000 And think of the boys from Brazil. 0.83
02:00:01.000 It's like Argentina.
02:00:03.000 Remember the boys from Brazil?
02:00:03.000 Yeah.
02:00:05.000 Yeah.
02:00:05.000 Yeah.
02:00:05.000 So 1970.
02:00:08.000 Oh, the boys from Brazil was about Nazis?
02:00:10.000 About cloning Hitler. 0.81
02:00:11.000 That's right. 0.88
02:00:13.000 And if you look at the history, the brief history of it, every like 10, 20 years, we're about to have cloning and then we stop talking about it.
02:00:20.000 That doesn't really look like Erica Kirk.
02:00:21.000 It does it to me. 0.60
02:00:22.000 Well, it does.
02:00:23.000 I would go on his.
02:00:25.000 Dunk, it does or doesn't?
02:00:25.000 I think it looks like it.
02:00:26.000 It doesn't look like it to me.
02:00:27.000 No. 1.00
02:00:28.000 It just looks like another white lady. 1.00
02:00:29.000 Well, her name's Erica Kirk and they look like this. 0.99
02:00:31.000 There's other Joe Rogans out there.
02:00:33.000 I had to buy the website.
02:00:34.000 Look at that one. 1.00
02:00:35.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00
02:00:37.000 Okay. 1.00
02:00:39.000 No. 1.00
02:00:40.000 Just two different white ladies. 1.00
02:00:41.000 Two blonde ladies. 1.00
02:00:42.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:00:42.000 I think they look very elite. 1.00
02:00:44.000 I think everybody's looking for fucking patterns everywhere. 0.99
02:00:46.000 This is like that. 0.99
02:00:47.000 Some of them are legit.
02:00:48.000 It's called the human condition.
02:00:49.000 But hold on a second.
02:00:50.000 The Boys from Brazil thing is crazy.
02:00:52.000 I forgot about that movie.
02:00:53.000 That's right. 0.77
02:00:54.000 So that movie was about them trying to clone Hitler, and it was like a 19th. 0.84
02:00:54.000 We all forgot. 0.84
02:00:58.000 It was a book.
02:00:59.000 It became the movie.
02:00:59.000 Right.
02:01:00.000 And in the 70s, when I think the movie came out.
02:01:02.000 When do you think they first started cloning?
02:01:04.000 The second they learned how to do it.
02:01:06.000 But when do you think that was?
02:01:07.000 When do you think it really was?
02:01:09.000 No idea.
02:01:09.000 So I always used to joke around on stage by the time they tell you they can clone people.
02:01:14.000 The person telling you is probably a clone.
02:01:16.000 But that's a, you just summed it up.
02:01:18.000 That's exactly how all the tech is.
02:01:21.000 Yeah.
02:01:21.000 By the time they're telling you, look out for AGI, do you guys have one?
02:01:24.000 By the time they're telling you, there's already a digital god out there. 0.99
02:01:27.000 That's why, like, when you're going through your fucking bullshit with ChatGPT, you're like, oh my God, ChatGPT is listening to me. 0.99
02:01:34.000 Listen, there's probably something that's controlling the entire internet already. 0.99
02:01:38.000 History of cloning goes back more than a century.
02:01:40.000 Oh, I thought that, but I didn't want to say it because it sounded crazy.
02:01:40.000 What?
02:01:43.000 Developed from experiments splitting early embryos into research showing that a specialized body cell.
02:01:48.000 Can supply the genetic instructions for a whole animal.
02:01:51.000 Dolly's birth in 1996 was the landmark demonstration of that ability in an adult mammal.
02:01:57.000 Do you remember my bit about the Second Coming Project?
02:01:59.000 No.
02:02:00.000 What's the Second Coming Project? 0.58
02:02:01.000 Second Coming Project was they were going to take genetic material from the Shroud of Turin and they were going to clone Jesus.
02:02:07.000 Is that real? 0.66
02:02:08.000 Yeah. 0.97
02:02:09.000 It was kind of maybe parody, but it was like a thing that was being reported online that they were trying to do this, but it might have been bullshit.
02:02:16.000 So my thing was that, like, with Dolly the sheep, they had to do it a bunch of times because it didn't work the first few times. 0.99
02:02:20.000 It was fucked up. 0.99
02:02:21.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:02:22.000 And that was like, what if they clone Jesus and he comes back fucked up? 0.99
02:02:22.000 Why? 0.99
02:02:27.000 Like, do they keep him?
02:02:28.000 You know, like, what do they do?
02:02:30.000 Do they abort him?
02:02:31.000 Do they start again?
02:02:32.000 You know, the whole thing is like, instead of wearing a cross, everybody would be wearing a hockey helmet.
02:02:37.000 They would all be like imitating Jesus. 0.99
02:02:39.000 Instead of like turning water into wine, he would turn dog shit into cookies. 1.00
02:02:42.000 That is horrible. 1.00
02:02:43.000 It was a fucked up bit. 1.00
02:02:45.000 It was such a fucked up bit. 1.00
02:02:47.000 It was basically a Down syndrome Jesus. 1.00
02:02:49.000 Wow. 1.00
02:02:49.000 This lady got so mad at me at the comedy store, she yelled out, next subject. 1.00
02:02:53.000 She was in the Front row. 0.55
02:02:54.000 Oh, she's Christian.
02:02:57.000 She's like, listen, we're just exploring ideas here. 0.92
02:02:59.000 Come on.
02:03:00.000 I mean, it's feasible.
02:03:00.000 I mean, don't they?
02:03:02.000 Oh, well, that's the thing.
02:03:02.000 If they did do it, so let's imagine the Shroud of Turn is legit.
02:03:06.000 I don't know if it's legit.
02:03:07.000 Let's imagine.
02:03:08.000 It's got some squeezings in it.
02:03:10.000 Let's imagine.
02:03:12.000 There's some blood on the Shroud of Turin, right, from his wounds.
02:03:16.000 And they can somehow or another extract genetic material, which I don't think they can, but if they could, and they could clone Jesus.
02:03:16.000 Yeah.
02:03:22.000 Imagine if they literally had Jesus' blood in a vial somewhere in the Vatican.
02:03:25.000 And that's his actual blood of Jesus.
02:03:27.000 And that's the second comic someone figures out how to clone him.
02:03:30.000 But what if you do it in the first few?
02:03:30.000 Yeah.
02:03:32.000 Don't work.
02:03:32.000 Don't work well.
02:03:33.000 You're not going to get rid of them.
02:03:34.000 You're just going to put them in the basement of the Vatican, right?
02:03:37.000 Yeah.
02:03:37.000 Down syndrome, Jesus in the bunker somewhere.
02:03:40.000 But don't they have?
02:03:41.000 Isn't Paul buried in, like.
02:03:43.000 It's supposed to be Peter.
02:03:44.000 Is it Peter?
02:03:45.000 Paul never even met Jesus.
02:03:47.000 Yeah.
02:03:48.000 Yeah.
02:03:49.000 We met him and changed his name.
02:03:50.000 Paul's stuff is crazy.
02:03:51.000 Yeah.
02:03:52.000 Because he pretended.
02:03:53.000 The vision.
02:03:54.000 Yeah.
02:03:55.000 The epistles are pretty good, man.
02:03:55.000 You know what?
02:03:57.000 I mean, whoever wrote those was clearly mystical.
02:04:01.000 Like, they're very mystical.
02:04:02.000 They're very.
02:04:02.000 What do you mean?
02:04:03.000 I mean, when I read the epistles, like.
02:04:05.000 I think people have had mystical thoughts and philosophies for a long time.
02:04:11.000 What does mystical mean?
02:04:11.000 Oh, yeah.
02:04:12.000 Are you serious?
02:04:14.000 What does it mean?
02:04:14.000 I don't know.
02:04:15.000 Mystical.
02:04:16.000 Yeah, what does that mean?
02:04:17.000 I mean, you.
02:04:18.000 Let's get the exact definition so we don't even mince words.
02:04:21.000 Okay, pull it out.
02:04:22.000 What does mystical mean?
02:04:23.000 I don't even want to pick up the baculum for it.
02:04:25.000 Let's ask perplexity what mystical means.
02:04:31.000 Because I don't know.
02:04:31.000 If you ask me to describe it, it's like if you ask a liberal to describe fascism, they panic.
02:04:36.000 Yeah. 0.94
02:04:38.000 Fascist. 1.00
02:04:39.000 Fucking fascist. 1.00
02:04:40.000 What does that mean? 1.00
02:04:41.000 Mystical is an adjective meaning spiritually significant or connected to a reality beyond ordinary senses and understanding, especially a felt direct connection with God, the divine or ultimate reality.
02:04:54.000 It also has a looser meaning.
02:04:56.000 I thought it had to do with mystery, was what mystical meant.
02:04:59.000 It is sort of connected, right?
02:05:01.000 Because I could be wrong.
02:05:02.000 The epistles are in the letters from Paul to the congregation you told me?
02:05:04.000 Yeah.
02:05:05.000 I thought that was just like, you guys are doing this to the early churches.
02:05:08.000 Stop doing this, do more of this.
02:05:09.000 I thought that's what I remember from the beginning.
02:05:11.000 No, man, when you read that stuff.
02:05:13.000 20 times I read it.
02:05:13.000 Oh, look, listen, I mean.
02:05:15.000 Not because I wanted to.
02:05:16.000 Let's say when you read Terrence McKenna, right?
02:05:17.000 I would consider a lot of his writing to be mystical.
02:05:20.000 He had transcendent experiences and he articulated them in a way that if you've ever done DMT, it can almost bring you back to that state.
02:05:28.000 When I read the epistles, I don't know what's going on other than the person writing that is clearly having a mystical experience.
02:05:35.000 What's an example of a mystical thing?
02:05:36.000 A mystical experience.
02:05:37.000 Well, he did because he saw Jesus without me.
02:05:39.000 His consciousness has been shifting.
02:05:41.000 Yeah, but did he?
02:05:42.000 See, that's the thing.
02:05:43.000 If you were going to run a call and you were going to explain to people why they had to listen to you, What better way than to say that you had a transcendent mystical experience where you talked to Jesus?
02:05:52.000 Well, I will say that.
02:05:52.000 You're just taking the guy's word for it that he met Jesus on the road to Damascus.
02:05:56.000 And that's why people, everybody wants to be Jesus, but how come nobody says they're Paul?
02:06:00.000 That's my goal. 0.75
02:06:01.000 Well, Paul killed a bunch of Christians and burned churches for a long time before he turned. 0.99
02:06:06.000 I'll take it from you. 0.99
02:06:06.000 Guys, no work. 0.99
02:06:07.000 That's what's incredible about the story.
02:06:08.000 But do you know about Christian existentialism?
02:06:11.000 What does that mean?
02:06:11.000 Like Dostoevsky was into this.
02:06:13.000 Like in the Brothers Karamazov, he breaks down the road to Damascus experience and he talks about.
02:06:19.000 What happened in that moment?
02:06:20.000 So, like, what you, the angle you're taking, he takes it like in this hardcore way.
02:06:24.000 He's like, what happened?
02:06:25.000 Let's say it was Jesus who appeared to him.
02:06:27.000 Did Jesus touch him and some kind of magical energy went into Paul and made him, or Saul, and made him a better person? 0.99
02:06:36.000 Dostoevsky says, if that's the case, who gives a fuck? 0.98
02:06:40.000 It's nothing. 0.95
02:06:41.000 There was no free will, no autonomy.
02:06:43.000 It's just like putting dye in water.
02:06:46.000 Who cares?
02:06:46.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:06:48.000 Hold on, let me finish. 0.79
02:06:49.000 You're not turning the fuck up. 1.00
02:06:51.000 At that moment, at that moment, Saul had some kind of experience and made the existential decision to stop being a piece of shit. 1.00
02:07:02.000 And that's all that matters. 0.99
02:07:03.000 Like in Christian existentialism, the idea is the mystical, the magical, all that stuff is secondary to human free will, to autonomy.
02:07:12.000 That Jesus, God, Krishna, whoever name you want to give it, has no real potency to change you.
02:07:19.000 You have to change yourself.
02:07:21.000 You make the decision to change, and anyone can have the road to Damascus experience at any moment.
02:07:26.000 You can make up any story you want about it, but that's what's beautiful about being human is that at any moment, you can radically change.
02:07:34.000 Dramatically transform into something better.
02:07:36.000 That's how Dostoevsky breaks it down.
02:07:39.000 Did you ever read the story?
02:07:40.000 Here's what happened to Paul.
02:07:41.000 He sees Jesus and gets struck blind.
02:07:43.000 He loses his eyesight.
02:07:45.000 Then he goes to a Christian who restores his eyesight miraculously when he tells him about what happened. 0.98
02:07:50.000 Sounds real.
02:07:51.000 Yeah, but what I'm saying is in the story, that's what happened.
02:07:54.000 How are you leaving that out?
02:07:55.000 But if you take it literally, but it's not, I mean, like, if you look at it, like the blindness represents the state most people exist in, which is that they're completely blind to the Mystical transcendent reality that you exist in a world where you are being watched by the divine and loved by the divine, but you're blind to that. 0.98
02:08:14.000 And if you're blind to that, then you're going to end up throwing rocks at people and shit because you're going to be crazy.
02:08:20.000 Isn't that part of the problem with scripture, though, is these weird interpretations where everybody has different interpretations of what they really meant to be? 0.99
02:08:27.000 I think that's what's beautiful about it.
02:08:28.000 Some crazy ones flying around today.
02:08:32.000 I think that's what's beautiful about it. 1.00
02:08:35.000 The fucking shuckle over. 1.00
02:08:36.000 Or whatever the hell those babies are. 1.00
02:08:37.000 That's a historical thing that exists since.
02:08:39.000 Oh, they're definitely.
02:08:40.000 Jimmy pulled it up. 0.89
02:08:41.000 They're the mutants of Satan.
02:08:42.000 Jimmy pulled it up. 0.51
02:08:43.000 They take babies and they convert them into UFO pilots. 1.00
02:08:46.000 Oh, but Paul on the road to Damascus is bullshit. 1.00
02:08:50.000 We got fucking pygmies flying UFOs through areas. 1.00
02:08:53.000 No, I didn't say that. 1.00
02:08:54.000 I said, Your explanation was stop bringing this Gnosticism into this house.
02:09:00.000 That's what all those things are. 0.88
02:09:01.000 Those Nazis.
02:09:02.000 Those, uh, the different NHIs. 1.00
02:09:03.000 They're all fake and gay. 1.00
02:09:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
02:09:06.000 I think that's a fairest.
02:09:07.000 Assessment you're going to get.
02:09:08.000 And AI is not real to Crush Tyson, but I'll tell you this.
02:09:13.000 Look, I don't know, but I do think part of what's cool about any of the scriptures, whatever it is, is you've been, it's a puzzle box that you work with with your mind.
02:09:22.000 And then that, the idea is not to get stuck in 2D space anyway.
02:09:25.000 The idea is that whatever it is you're reading moves you to the point of reaching out to the transcendent, to the divine reality, to God.
02:09:34.000 And then in that reaching out, a connection happens.
02:09:37.000 And then in that connection, there could be a transformation that happens.
02:09:41.000 But if you, Getting caught up in the words is like a small part of it.
02:09:46.000 What were they teaching you when you were in Jehovah's Witnesses?
02:09:48.000 Like, what do they follow?
02:09:51.000 It's like a Protestant, I guess, type of religion, but it's all the Bible's the ultimate authority.
02:09:56.000 Right, but it's all distorted, right? 0.97
02:09:58.000 Like, the Jehovah's Witness version. 1.00
02:10:00.000 Everybody's distorted. 1.00
02:10:01.000 Which way are you speaking of?
02:10:02.000 Well, you always speak of it like it was a cult, right?
02:10:04.000 Okay, a cult means you have to do it.
02:10:06.000 That's how I define a cult. 1.00
02:10:07.000 You actually, like, he could be a Catholic and say all that shit. 1.00
02:10:09.000 Don't matter. 1.00
02:10:10.000 You're not getting kicked out.
02:10:11.000 If you have to do the religion or they kick you out, I consider that a cult.
02:10:15.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:10:16.000 So I don't like saying cult because people are like, oh, it means like Jim Jones.
02:10:20.000 It don't mean that necessarily, but they're all path working things.
02:10:23.000 But what they taught that's probably different than most is you couldn't join the military or vote or you had to be no part of this world, which Christ did.
02:10:30.000 That was a Jehovah's Witness thing.
02:10:32.000 Right.
02:10:32.000 And the reason was to keep us from, let's say, like somebody comes into power and our church was voting for the other candidate or some nonsense, right?
02:10:41.000 That creates problems.
02:10:42.000 It looks bad and it turns people off to Christ when you're.
02:10:45.000 I mean, nobody makes more Satanists than the churches, right?
02:10:49.000 Nobody.
02:10:50.000 I'm talking about a Satanist factory.
02:10:52.000 That's most of the churches in America, right?
02:10:54.000 They make Satanists?
02:10:55.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:10:56.000 People that are like, fuck this. 1.00
02:10:57.000 I hate it now, right? 1.00
02:10:59.000 Okay.
02:10:59.000 So if you have a bad church, you think you create Satanists?
02:11:02.000 Or, right.
02:11:03.000 Well, I know you do.
02:11:03.000 That's what Alistair Crowley is.
02:11:05.000 Plymouth Brethren. 1.00
02:11:06.000 His mother sucked. 1.00
02:11:07.000 She was the worst. 1.00
02:11:08.000 We'll go to that in a moment. 1.00
02:11:09.000 So, explain the Jehovah's Witness philosophy.
02:11:12.000 So, they. 0.98
02:11:13.000 Well, Christ, you couldn't be in the military or go.
02:11:16.000 You couldn't participate in society, in voting.
02:11:19.000 You couldn't do that part of it.
02:11:19.000 You couldn't.
02:11:21.000 Couldn't join the military.
02:11:22.000 Right.
02:11:23.000 What about paying taxes?
02:11:24.000 No, you had to do that.
02:11:24.000 Jesus said you had to do that.
02:11:25.000 You said you had religious exemptions from the draft during Vietnam?
02:11:28.000 I had.
02:11:29.000 Yeah, so you would get a minister deferment, but they might call you anyway, and then you can't run to Canada.
02:11:35.000 You have to go to jail.
02:11:36.000 Because the law is the law, you broke it, so you have to go to jail and just, you know. 1.00
02:11:40.000 So Jehovah's Witnesses would just go to jail rather than joining the army. 1.00
02:11:44.000 Yep. 0.99
02:11:45.000 Wow.
02:11:45.000 So you had to do that.
02:11:46.000 And I remember. 1.00
02:11:47.000 Shit. 1.00
02:11:48.000 Yeah, so. 0.99
02:11:50.000 And it's an interesting thing because the guy that founded it, we didn't worship him as a prophet or something.
02:11:56.000 Who founded it?
02:11:57.000 Charles Russell.
02:11:58.000 And he's.
02:12:00.000 What year was this?
02:12:01.000 1860 something, I guess.
02:12:04.000 But it wasn't called that at first.
02:12:06.000 They all come out of the same area in Albany, the.
02:12:09.000 Uh, and then down the river, they call it the psychic corridor, and that's where all the spiritualism Mormons the psychic corridor.
02:12:15.000 Yeah, that's from Albany down to uh, oh, that's the dude.
02:12:19.000 Wow, look at that.
02:12:20.000 Now, they didn't make this guy look cool.
02:12:22.000 Yo, he had a black pyramid. 0.99
02:12:23.000 Everybody's wife, did he wives 100? 0.97
02:12:27.000 Look at him, look at him. 0.95
02:12:28.000 You're saying that's a wife?
02:12:29.000 Look at that smile. 1.00
02:12:30.000 Go back up to that picture.
02:12:31.000 Yeah, just go back up to that past picture.
02:12:35.000 The other one that you show.
02:12:36.000 I think he was more of a con man considered by uh, history than anything like that.
02:12:40.000 That one, that one. 0.93
02:12:41.000 That's a guy who I'm wearing your wife's underwear.
02:12:44.000 Yeah, he's wearing it.
02:12:44.000 Well, that's the look.
02:12:45.000 He's wearing our shoes.
02:12:45.000 That is the look.
02:12:46.000 He's got his stinky, sweaty feet in your wife's shoes. 0.97
02:12:49.000 Look, I got to say, what's his name over there? 0.97
02:12:51.000 It looks like he's giving me the same look.
02:12:53.000 I mean, we can project whatever we want onto these people.
02:12:56.000 He was big into pyramids. 1.00
02:12:57.000 You think Art Bell fucks your wife? 1.00
02:12:58.000 Look at that picture. 1.00
02:12:59.000 He's like, what?
02:13:00.000 No, he's cheating.
02:13:00.000 He's like, what are you blaming me for?
02:13:01.000 I don't fucking know. 0.98
02:13:02.000 Someone's on the phone and they're talking about aliens. 0.99
02:13:04.000 He's interested. 1.00
02:13:05.000 That guy fucks your wife. 1.00
02:13:07.000 Anyway, his family arose. 1.00
02:13:08.000 He used to have a pyramid.
02:13:09.000 See that pyramid?
02:13:10.000 It used to be his grave.
02:13:11.000 They moved it now.
02:13:12.000 There it is.
02:13:12.000 That's his grave?
02:13:13.000 Oh, yeah.
02:13:14.000 He was a big pyramid guy.
02:13:15.000 Wow.
02:13:15.000 Now, Joe's witnesses don't subscribe to that, but.
02:13:17.000 I think he subscribed to it because he was Rosicrucian.
02:13:20.000 So he was the founder of the Jehovah's Witness and he had a pyramid for a tombstone.
02:13:24.000 He was obsessed. 0.91
02:13:25.000 Well, they're all obsessed with pyramids back then.
02:13:27.000 But guess what? 0.99
02:13:28.000 The final initiation when you go to these stupid like OTO and Golden Dawn or any of these wizard schools is to invent a religion. 1.00
02:13:35.000 Yeah, the finer thing is you invent your religion. 0.99
02:13:38.000 Oh, Ron Hubbard was in the OTO and he invented a religion that was very successful.
02:13:43.000 Nexium guy. 1.00
02:13:43.000 Oh. 1.00
02:13:44.000 There's a video you can find a guy that was doing the a cappella thing they were doing where he'd make them all sing a cappella.
02:13:51.000 And the girl from Smallville got obsessed with being this acapella show?
02:13:54.000 I didn't, I never paid attention to that.
02:13:55.000 I didn't know Hubbard was in the OTO.
02:13:58.000 You don't know about him and Jack Barton?
02:14:00.000 Well, no, Crowley said that he thought Hubbard was a Kong man.
02:14:00.000 I mean, it's such a.
02:14:04.000 After he was mad at them for doing the Babylon workers. 0.95
02:14:06.000 Oh, right.
02:14:07.000 I guess Parsons got him into the OTO.
02:14:08.000 I see what you're saying.
02:14:09.000 Yeah, I understand.
02:14:10.000 And then he would say he infiltrated a group of Satanists, L. Ron Hubbard.
02:14:13.000 He's talking about Parsons' group where he stole the guy's girlfriend in his boat.
02:14:16.000 Basically, like Scientology's a reworking of the Thelema. 1.00
02:14:20.000 They're all the same fucking thing. 0.99
02:14:22.000 They all basically are Kabbalah. 0.99
02:14:24.000 But they're mind, it's like mind palace techniques and mnemonic devices.
02:14:28.000 Anyway, yeah.
02:14:30.000 So the OTO, it stands for Ordo Templi Orientis.
02:14:34.000 Right.
02:14:35.000 But what does a wizard do with anything?
02:14:36.000 They make a religion. 0.92
02:14:37.000 So America's lousy with religions that come out of Albany. 1.00
02:14:41.000 The Mormons come out of there. 1.00
02:14:42.000 The Seventh day Adventists come out of there. 1.00
02:14:44.000 The Jehovah's come out of there. 1.00
02:14:45.000 I mean, a bunch of them. 1.00
02:14:47.000 Speaking of banging your wife, pull up a picture. 1.00
02:14:49.000 Hold on, hold on.
02:14:49.000 It's a text on it.
02:14:50.000 So what do you think?
02:14:51.000 Why do you think they're doing that?
02:14:53.000 Why do you think they all come out of that one area?
02:14:55.000 Do you think this is all engineered?
02:14:57.000 Well, engineered by these kind of societies where that's the goal if you're in these kind of groups, by the way, is control and enslavement of other people.
02:15:06.000 Like the Levet Church, by the way, that lies and says, like, oh, they're atheists. 0.97
02:15:12.000 Nah, they're about NLP, which is like pickup artist Andrew Tate bullshit, like pimping. 0.99
02:15:19.000 That's what pimping is, like a mind control, right? 0.98
02:15:21.000 They're all about that.
02:15:21.000 Wait a minute, neuro linguistic programming is pimping?
02:15:25.000 Pimping is a form of NLP.
02:15:28.000 It's a subset of it, I would say.
02:15:29.000 Okay, so it's mind control.
02:15:31.000 That makes sense.
02:15:32.000 Mind control, I know people feel like that's a weird term, but I mean, it's what you call propaganda, you call it advertising, you call it marketing.
02:15:40.000 The Bernays School of Marketing.
02:15:42.000 Well, clearly, people hypnotize people. 0.97
02:15:44.000 Yeah, clearly, Manchurian candidates is something that really worked. 0.56
02:15:47.000 That's right. 0.99
02:15:48.000 And why do we need that? 1.00
02:15:49.000 We need people that are killers and spies and seductresses that don't know they're doing it.
02:15:54.000 Because if they're captured, they won't say nothing, right?
02:15:57.000 Or at the very least, you can get them to do something that they would never do. 0.99
02:16:00.000 Agree to do ordinarily and if they get captured, who gives a fuck? 0.99
02:16:03.000 You got them to do the task. 0.98
02:16:05.000 And we saw a bunch of those fake.
02:16:05.000 Correct.
02:16:07.000 Dude, I always. 0.97
02:16:07.000 Suicide bombers. 0.97
02:16:08.000 Sure. 0.99
02:16:09.000 That's a great one.
02:16:10.000 Thomistic example.
02:16:11.000 It's an ultimate example.
02:16:12.000 Or how about all the fake crash dummies that went at Trump? 0.80
02:16:15.000 The one hit the white. 0.73
02:16:16.000 Dude, I can't even count all the fake ones now. 0.51
02:16:18.000 Wait a minute.
02:16:19.000 The one at the White House?
02:16:20.000 The guy that ran through naked that they tackled that Dana White was there.
02:16:24.000 Everybody got him.
02:16:25.000 No, he wasn't naked.
02:16:26.000 That's the guy with the gun?
02:16:27.000 Yeah, why was he in the picture?
02:16:28.000 I had no shirt on.
02:16:29.000 And so they put Lindsey Graham on top of him in a meme. 0.98
02:16:32.000 I think that guy was a school teacher. 0.80
02:16:34.000 He was like a crazy liberal school teacher. 0.94
02:16:36.000 And he brought a gun, tried to. 0.99
02:16:38.000 But hold on a second.
02:16:39.000 If you believe a lone nut thing, I can't help you.
02:16:40.000 But there are some lone nuts.
02:16:43.000 Sure, but I don't know which ones they are.
02:16:46.000 But of course, there's got to be.
02:16:47.000 And the goal is, of course, to have remote triggerable nuts.
02:16:51.000 If you think of these social media things like your blue sky or your threads, what do you think?
02:16:55.000 You've got people of a like mindset.
02:16:56.000 Don't point to me when you say threads.
02:16:58.000 Why'd you point to Duncan?
02:16:59.000 Because I sent a link to threads and he thinks I don't go home.
02:17:02.000 I told you I won't read it.
02:17:03.000 I know.
02:17:03.000 That's why I pointed it out.
02:17:04.000 Anything.
02:17:04.000 You were right to call me out because that's why I did it.
02:17:08.000 So, you got your group right there.
02:17:10.000 Remember Cambridge Analytica?
02:17:11.000 They made a big deal about that.
02:17:12.000 Okay, in what way?
02:17:14.000 Cambridge Analytica, when Brexit happened, I think Sebastian Comeabunch played the game.
02:17:17.000 Hold that, Jamie, for a second.
02:17:19.000 What they were studying is how do we get the message to the people that they're going to respond to it and get them mobilized, right?
02:17:25.000 That's Cambridge Analytica.
02:17:26.000 Do you remember that?
02:17:27.000 I don't remember what Cambridge Analytica was about.
02:17:29.000 I've heard about it a million times.
02:17:30.000 It was when Trump won and then Brexit happened.
02:17:33.000 It was because online people were mobilized by this thing that was like seeing your likes. 1.00
02:17:38.000 The shit they use now to sell you a TV on your phone. 0.99
02:17:40.000 They were using. 1.00
02:17:41.000 To affect that vote with Brexit.
02:17:43.000 I mean, you remember this, right?
02:17:45.000 Just put it up, I guess, in the refresher.
02:17:47.000 But so Cambridge Analytica is very famous.
02:17:50.000 Here you go.
02:17:50.000 So, Facebook Cambridge Analytica data scandal was a major 2018 data privacy crisis involving the British political consulting firm Cambridge Analytical and social media giant Facebook.
02:18:01.000 So, what happened?
02:18:01.000 Data harvesting.
02:18:03.000 Okay.
02:18:04.000 Regular stuff now.
02:18:04.000 App used Facebook's API to collect data not only from the users who took the quiz, but also from millions of their Facebook friends without explicit consent.
02:18:12.000 The data of up to 87 million Facebook profiles was improperly obtained and handed over to Cambridge Analytica.
02:18:19.000 Cambridge Analytica used psychographic profiles built from this data to assist political campaigns, including Donald Trump's and Ted Cruz's 2016 U.S. presidential campaigns.
02:18:32.000 Which is how you know it's something in Tel Aviv, probably.
02:18:34.000 That is.
02:18:35.000 So, yo.
02:18:36.000 We've progressed since then.
02:18:37.000 You know how far you've heard of geofencing, right?
02:18:40.000 Sure.
02:18:40.000 Okay, what's geofencing?
02:18:41.000 You know, uh, uh, They do stuff with your cell phone.
02:18:44.000 So, a lot of the churches, there's a big story that, like, I don't know if it was Mossad or who it was, is geofencing the Christian churches.
02:18:51.000 To like, there you go.
02:18:52.000 A location based technology that creates a virtual boundary or fence around a real world geographic area using GPS, Wi Fi, cellular data, or RFID.
02:19:03.000 When a mobile device or tagged asset enters, leaves, or dwells within this defined perimeter, the system automatically triggers a pre programmed action.
02:19:14.000 So they're using that to spy on churches here.
02:19:16.000 But weren't they using it like algorithmically? 0.98
02:19:19.000 Like, if you're in that area, you're going to start seeing shit on your phone. 0.96
02:19:22.000 They want you to see it. 0.98
02:19:23.000 That's exactly right.
02:19:24.000 That's so crazy. 1.00
02:19:25.000 Everywhere you look, you're getting fucked. 1.00
02:19:28.000 It's so exhausting. 0.99
02:19:29.000 That's what you have principles.
02:19:31.000 Here's what I don't get.
02:19:33.000 It seems not hard, but if you have a principle like, hey, I think you're not allowed to starve kids to death because you think it's advantageous in a war.
02:19:40.000 That seems reasonable. 0.62
02:19:42.000 No, it seems fucked up, actually, if you ask around and you'd never be appointed to anything. 0.94
02:19:45.000 And in fact, someone would hire a cutout to oppose you if you ever did try to run for anything. 0.95
02:19:49.000 You're talking about Powell's son?
02:19:51.000 Cambridge Analytica resulted in a $5 billion fine to MetaSlash Facebook.
02:19:55.000 Just this week, they got a $25 billion penalty from a New Mexico state court.
02:20:00.000 Wow.
02:20:01.000 Oh, that's because they were harvesting you.
02:20:01.000 Wow.
02:20:04.000 This is recently?
02:20:04.000 So that's the value.
02:20:05.000 Yeah, this was just this week.
02:20:06.000 So this is why we need the AI data.
02:20:08.000 Just this week, a New Mexico state court ordered Meta to pay $25 billion after a jury found the company misled state residents about its data privacy practices.
02:20:21.000 That's tied to Cambridge Analytica.
02:20:24.000 Look up Gideon.
02:20:27.000 Okay, it's called Gideon, and it's so you remember when they said there was a Homeland Security or an ICE office in Tel Aviv?
02:20:35.000 And I remember on Jimmy's show, he covered him like, oh, what are they training him to like break their arms better or something?
02:20:39.000 No, that's it's like only legal to have the thing there.
02:20:43.000 So, remote neural monitoring, that's the thing.
02:20:46.000 Remember, I showed you the ear mind reading headphones last time?
02:20:48.000 Creepy.
02:20:50.000 You don't need headphones for that.
02:20:51.000 Your phone could, your whole body could be used as a circuit.
02:20:53.000 Your phone can, I've never had my phone read my mind, but many people will tell you that's happened where they thought of something.
02:20:58.000 That's because.
02:21:00.000 They just studied the patterns of your brain makes and they translate it.
02:21:03.000 And the AI helps you.
02:21:04.000 So, your phone can read your mind for real?
02:21:06.000 Well, yeah, interpreting neural patterns.
02:21:09.000 You understand?
02:21:10.000 So, for a lot of people, it'll be accurate.
02:21:13.000 Probably not for everybody, is my guess, but I don't know all the ins and outs of it.
02:21:16.000 But what I do know is that Gideon thing in the AI centers.
02:21:20.000 That's what they're going to be doing.
02:21:21.000 I think I'm going to get a flip phone.
02:21:23.000 Dude, I think it's the move.
02:21:24.000 I think it's the move.
02:21:25.000 I think I'm going to get a flip phone and I'm going to use a regular phone just to like.
02:21:29.000 Get online and check my email, but I think it's the move.
02:21:32.000 Put it away and say, Well, if you got nothing to hide, there's no reason not to have block in than that, right?
02:21:36.000 You got nothing to hide.
02:21:38.000 Somebody actually said that once. 0.99
02:21:39.000 I had a conversation with a guy that I actually kind of respected, and he was talking about the NSA and the Edward Snowden shit. 0.99
02:21:45.000 He goes, If you don't have anything to hide, who gives a shit? 0.99
02:21:48.000 I was like, What are you saying? 0.99
02:21:52.000 How can you really say that?
02:21:53.000 Well, we better fight against communism, I guess.
02:21:56.000 Israeli startup aims to revolutionize security screening with AI powered weapon scanner.
02:22:01.000 You've got to look up Gideon.
02:22:02.000 That's how I got to it.
02:22:03.000 Scannery says it's radar based tech developed by a former radar engineer of Iron Dome.
02:22:08.000 It can screen 25,000 people per hour to detect threats in stadiums, transit hubs, and airports.
02:22:15.000 Scannery.
02:22:16.000 How is it screening them?
02:22:17.000 What is it screening them for?
02:22:19.000 Circumcision.
02:22:20.000 So, look, it knows that this guy has a gun on him.
02:22:22.000 It knows that guy has a knife on him.
02:22:23.000 How does it know that?
02:22:24.000 What else does it know?
02:22:25.000 Have you been to a sporting event in the last couple years where you don't have to go through a metal detector anymore?
02:22:29.000 Oh, well, I have.
02:22:29.000 No.
02:22:31.000 Really?
02:22:32.000 Specifically in Columbus at Cruz Stadium, there's like a group of people watching everyone walk through these scanners, and they'll stop one person maybe out of like 30 or 40 to just double check something that maybe they got like a red, like they might be seeing something like this.
02:22:32.000 Yeah.
02:22:45.000 So, you think as these people are walking, there's some sort of technology that can scan your bag as you're walking?
02:22:52.000 They're probably seeing through your clothes.
02:22:53.000 Yeah, so there was a.
02:22:55.000 This was not as good, but it's.
02:22:58.000 Hold on, it might not work.
02:22:59.000 Wouldn't they just keep you from wearing a backpack?
02:23:02.000 Well, this is the show that's for you to keep you safe, but it's not.
02:23:07.000 It's to keep the powers that be safe from you.
02:23:10.000 That's what the real purpose is, always.
02:23:12.000 Okay, settle down.
02:23:12.000 This video is showing just.
02:23:14.000 I've seen this on other things online, how AI is being used to.
02:23:19.000 Monitor different security feeds, if you will.
02:23:22.000 Like with flock cameras, I guess.
02:23:22.000 Yo, the cops.
02:23:24.000 Hang on, Kurt.
02:23:24.000 Regular cops.
02:23:26.000 What? 0.99
02:23:26.000 Let them talk. 0.99
02:23:27.000 It's just like flock and other companies like flock.
02:23:30.000 They can throw the AI systems on top of the security footage to start tracking things and just making notes, put them in databases, go back and check things over time.
02:23:38.000 Someone wants to check where you've been throughout the day, they can go find you. 0.84
02:23:41.000 Yeah, that creeps the fuck out of me.
02:23:43.000 And that was one of the things about the flock cameras is so crazy when you found out how many different people had access to it. 0.92
02:23:47.000 Terrible.
02:23:48.000 Like how many cops are using it to spy on chicks they were trying to date. 0.99
02:23:54.000 There was like spying on their ex, stalking, stalking ladies, fucking stalking people, and then people that they had like disagreements with, like find them. 0.98
02:24:03.000 They were doing, they had access to it. 0.96
02:24:06.000 Where you're like, how does like a cop just log in and have access to this stuff?
02:24:10.000 It should be like very difficult to get access for the average person. 0.98
02:24:13.000 You should have a fucking need to look at that. 0.92
02:24:15.000 But now, think of the merger of this tech and just basic advertising, right? 0.98
02:24:20.000 So I'm flock monitoring everybody, and you're like in the area of my store.
02:24:27.000 About to go to my competitor's store.
02:24:28.000 I noticed that you go to my competitor's store.
02:24:31.000 What if I could start feeding your algorithm commercials for my store instead of my competitor's store?
02:24:36.000 Then add to that state propaganda, the geofencing stuff, which is I've identified that you go to this place, the people at this place have this political ideology. 0.94
02:24:46.000 What if we can start feeding you a real subtle series of things through meta that will shift your thinking or make you feel like the way you think is fucking insane?
02:24:58.000 Have you seen Robert Epstein's work that he's done with Google searches, curated Google searches?
02:25:02.000 No.
02:25:03.000 We had him on Jimmy.
02:25:03.000 Very interesting.
02:25:04.000 Yeah, he's been on here a couple times.
02:25:06.000 So, what he's shown is that they use curated Google searches to completely shift your perception of a political campaign.
02:25:15.000 Wow.
02:25:15.000 So, like, say if you were against Tellerico, you would look up James Tellerico and you'd immediately be fed stories about him being able to name his favorite drag queen instantaneously, him having 11 year old drag queens on stage with him.
02:25:32.000 Do something that freaks you out.
02:25:34.000 Or the opposite.
02:25:35.000 If you Google Ken Paxson, immediately show you corruption, immediately show you lawsuits, immediately show you all these negative hit pieces.
02:25:44.000 So when they do that, they can shift noticeably.
02:25:49.000 What was the percentage?
02:25:50.000 30% of people that are in the middle on the fence.
02:25:53.000 They could shift them one way or the other.
02:25:54.000 So you make this.
02:25:55.000 Sorry, Joe.
02:25:56.000 I'm sorry.
02:25:56.000 You mix this with Cambridge Analytica.
02:25:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:25:59.000 I'm so sorry.
02:25:59.000 Oh, my God.
02:26:00.000 That's so dystopian.
02:26:01.000 There's so many different ways to do this the Cambridge Analytica way, the Google search way.
02:26:07.000 So, searches are curated, right?
02:26:10.000 If you Google Donald Trump, you don't get just any story on Donald Trump.
02:26:15.000 You would get the negative ones first.
02:26:16.000 And then if you Google Hillary Clinton, you'd get Secretary of State, humanitarian, Clinton Foundation, all the good stuff.
02:26:23.000 And the whole idea is to shift perceptions.
02:26:26.000 And amongst people that are on the fence, which is a giant percentage of the population that are not undecided, you can shift them by like 30%, like a very high level of, and you can completely change an election one way or another that was like, And that kind of tech should be illegal.
02:26:40.000 Like, clearly, that should be illegal.
02:26:42.000 It's propaganda.
02:26:43.000 It's propaganda.
02:26:43.000 It's propaganda.
02:26:45.000 It was made legal in 2015.
02:26:47.000 That's the problem.
02:26:48.000 With Obama, when they passed the Smith Munt thing, Modernization Act, yeah.
02:26:52.000 What they did was they essentially legalized propaganda so that they could protect us.
02:26:52.000 Yeah.
02:26:57.000 They just wanted to bring baseball to Cuba.
02:26:59.000 They wanted to make sure that we could use the same sort of propaganda we use overseas on Americans because we've got to protect people.
02:27:06.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
02:27:07.000 It's so fucked up. 1.00
02:27:07.000 Duncan. 1.00
02:27:08.000 It's so crazy.
02:27:09.000 Like, there's so much manipulation.
02:27:11.000 And then also, just think about this conversation.
02:27:13.000 Like, how many times Kurtz brought something up, like, what?
02:27:15.000 What is that?
02:27:16.000 Like, there's two.
02:27:16.000 Yeah.
02:27:17.000 Many things you're getting fucked with. 1.00
02:27:19.000 Whether it's glyphosate or atrazine, making the frogs gay, whatever the fuck is happening, there's too much to keep track of. 1.00
02:27:27.000 There's too many things. 0.99
02:27:29.000 There's too many stories.
02:27:30.000 What was the Franklin scandal? 0.99
02:27:33.000 There's too many of these fucking stories where you're like, how many can I pay attention to? 0.98
02:27:37.000 Well, how much will you tolerate? 0.99
02:27:39.000 I'm guessing they could do it to you forever.
02:27:42.000 Well, who's they?
02:27:44.000 The thing is, there's a bunch of different groups of people that are involved in a bunch of different.
02:27:50.000 Types of manipulation and propaganda.
02:27:52.000 There's a pyramid that goes up, of course.
02:27:53.000 Since we have this CRISPR gene editing for quite some time longer than they've told you, I'll bet there's all kinds of Olympians at the top of the heap.
02:28:01.000 Where are we going with this?
02:28:03.000 God's among us.
02:28:05.000 Not among you, but I'm just saying you've got people with no oversight that can do whatever they want.
02:28:10.000 Who was the guy who said we control time and space when Trump got in? 0.98
02:28:13.000 I'm just amazed that these guys had the courage to come out and say they fucked Lindsey Graham after he was dead. 0.97
02:28:17.000 Why would you do that? 0.97
02:28:18.000 What could have been for this? 1.00
02:28:19.000 Because even if they had those bumps on his fucking team. 0.99
02:28:20.000 Those guys are heroes. 1.00
02:28:22.000 For fucking a great American hero? 0.99
02:28:24.000 Yeah, well, for coming out bravely after his death. 1.00
02:28:28.000 That's called being a good sex worker. 0.58
02:28:29.000 It is. 0.99
02:28:30.000 And for pleasuring one of the greatest sex workers.
02:28:31.000 They could have done it while he was alive and that would have been wrong. 0.92
02:28:35.000 But they would have just kept their mouths shut forever and we would have never known.
02:28:35.000 Really?
02:28:38.000 Right.
02:28:38.000 We would have never known that Lindsey was a good guy.
02:28:40.000 No one would have guessed, ever.
02:28:41.000 I would have never guessed.
02:28:42.000 Never would have guessed.
02:28:43.000 He's not real.
02:28:43.000 I never would have believed it.
02:28:45.000 I'm still incredulous.
02:28:46.000 It's propaganda.
02:28:47.000 I don't believe it.
02:28:48.000 It's not real.
02:28:48.000 I'm going to be honest.
02:28:49.000 Imagine those brave characters.
02:28:51.000 They got together, all of them, and said, you know what? 0.99
02:28:53.000 Let's come out and let's say we fucked him. 1.00
02:28:55.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:28:56.000 People need to learn that. 1.00
02:28:57.000 Republicans are gay. 1.00
02:28:59.000 There's a lot of them. 1.00
02:29:00.000 You know how nobody would ever guess that Republicans are gay? 0.97
02:29:02.000 I think there's a lot of, like, that's one of the big rumors about Washington there's a lot of closeted gay Republicans. 0.91
02:29:09.000 Remember when those dudes. 0.77
02:29:11.000 How do you know?
02:29:12.000 Except Pete Buttigieg for some reason.
02:29:13.000 That guy's faking it.
02:29:15.000 Remember when he was faking it? 1.00
02:29:16.000 You think he's a fake gay? 0.99
02:29:17.000 I don't know. 0.98
02:29:17.000 Tucker said it on Jimmy's show one time. 0.98
02:29:19.000 He said he's a fake gay? 0.96
02:29:20.000 He said that's the rumor on K Street. 0.98
02:29:22.000 What? 1.00
02:29:23.000 Tucker just says shit sometimes. 1.00
02:29:24.000 Hey, I'm just going to trust the science on this one because that's hilarious. 1.00
02:29:27.000 Tucker says that nuclear bombs weren't created by people.
02:29:31.000 Who created it?
02:29:32.000 I don't know, but that's what he said.
02:29:33.000 He said, I don't believe people made them.
02:29:35.000 I'll never believe that, despite what they tell me.
02:29:37.000 Well, what?
02:29:38.000 Who made them?
02:29:39.000 Demons.
02:29:39.000 He's talking.
02:29:40.000 Demons.
02:29:41.000 He got attacked by a demon in his sleep.
02:29:41.000 Yeah.
02:29:43.000 I don't doubt that.
02:29:44.000 I've been attacked by demons in my sleep.
02:29:46.000 Really?
02:29:46.000 Sure.
02:29:47.000 Wow. 1.00
02:29:48.000 No matter satanic shit. 1.00
02:29:50.000 He actually got marks on him. 0.99
02:29:52.000 I don't think I ever got a claw mark, but I'm definitely trying to fall asleep on acid and get attacked by demons.
02:29:56.000 I think the guy who made it is very clever.
02:29:59.000 And I think he's almost like doing a very subtle.
02:30:05.000 Fiction occasionally, like throws things in there for funsies.
02:30:08.000 You think he doesn't believe in anything?
02:30:10.000 A little bit.
02:30:11.000 No, no, no.
02:30:11.000 That's not what I'm saying at all.
02:30:12.000 Because if you're a Christian, you don't believe in demons.
02:30:14.000 No, no, no, no.
02:30:14.000 I do not.
02:30:15.000 That's not what I'm saying.
02:30:16.000 What I'm saying is, like, there's some things that he says.
02:30:19.000 I'm like, I don't know if you're like, you don't think nuclear bombs were made by people?
02:30:24.000 Like, what?
02:30:25.000 He's saying the intelligence behind it, they channeled something the way they got our rockets from jerking off in the desert and looking at each other's eyes for some reason.
02:30:32.000 Yeah, Jack Watson.
02:30:33.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:30:35.000 How do you not know this?
02:30:36.000 They jerked off and looked in each other's eyes?
02:30:38.000 I know Jack Parsons. 0.86
02:30:39.000 I'm being glib.
02:30:40.000 Well, Jack Parsons was a Satanist, right? 1.00
02:30:42.000 That's the father of the Thelemite. 1.00
02:30:42.000 Like a legitimate Satanist. 1.00
02:30:44.000 That and the Nazis.
02:30:45.000 He wasn't a Satanist. 1.00
02:30:47.000 No, he was a Thelemite. 0.99
02:30:47.000 He wasn't? 0.99
02:30:49.000 He was a student of Crowley. 0.99
02:30:51.000 Sex cult antichrist. 0.99
02:30:52.000 Satan just means an enemy of man. 0.99
02:30:54.000 Oh.
02:30:55.000 I thought he was like a Satanist.
02:30:57.000 Well, I mean, people lump in.
02:30:57.000 No.
02:30:59.000 That's the problem is people are kind of illiterate when it comes to all the different, like, sex crazed.
02:31:05.000 He wasn't a Satanist. 0.94
02:31:06.000 Duncan, what is sex crazed? 0.99
02:31:06.000 Sex? 0.99
02:31:08.000 That doesn't mean you're a Satanist. 1.00
02:31:10.000 Does it mean you just like to fuck? 1.00
02:31:11.000 You think about it a lot. 1.00
02:31:11.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:31:13.000 My mom said Satanists is a Satanist. 1.00
02:31:15.000 That's how they sell you cars. 0.64
02:31:16.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:31:17.000 Like Sydney Sweeting sells a sports app. 1.00
02:31:19.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
02:31:20.000 She's some Massad honey trap bullshit. 1.00
02:31:20.000 What are we sexually? 1.00
02:31:22.000 You saw that?
02:31:22.000 You know that?
02:31:23.000 Well, thank you, Massad.
02:31:24.000 Like all the actresses and actors. 1.00
02:31:25.000 They're all fucking pumpers and something. 1.00
02:31:27.000 I thought they were all aliens or babies or something. 1.00
02:31:29.000 Why would you think that?
02:31:30.000 No one said that.
02:31:33.000 What are we looking at, Jamie?
02:31:34.000 I'm trying to just find something good in here.
02:31:36.000 Scientology is based on this cult Parsons is a part of.
02:31:38.000 That's right.
02:31:38.000 Oh, really?
02:31:39.000 Ellen Hubbard said he infiltrated a group of Satanists.
02:31:41.000 He's talking about this guy.
02:31:42.000 God, this is too much.
02:31:44.000 This is like what we're talking about.
02:31:45.000 I think you might be working.
02:31:46.000 For the government to overthrow us with information. 1.00
02:31:48.000 Look at his ass. 1.00
02:31:48.000 He's overwhelming us with this. 1.00
02:31:50.000 You took your CIA vest off.
02:31:52.000 How come?
02:31:52.000 It was very hot.
02:31:53.000 It was too hot.
02:31:56.000 Also, I thought Jamie Cattell was wearing a wire. 1.00
02:31:58.000 And I was like, oh, fuck it, I'm not doing it. 0.99
02:32:01.000 I look over, I see Jamie looking at me, and I got spooked. 0.99
02:32:04.000 No, you don't want to wear the headphones?
02:32:06.000 He doesn't want to wear the headphones.
02:32:07.000 No, they fall off.
02:32:08.000 I mean, this is one of the things that I've said about you, like from working with Jimmy.
02:32:11.000 It's like you were normal, like three, four years ago. 0.98
02:32:14.000 And then, like, something happened to you with the amount of Fucking conspiracies you were confronted with? 0.99
02:32:20.000 No, Just news. 0.99
02:32:22.000 Again.
02:32:23.000 Right.
02:32:24.000 The token wash thing is my favorite.
02:32:25.000 Conspiracies.
02:32:26.000 I don't want to say, I don't mean like.
02:32:27.000 I mean the disaster that is current events on a daily basis.
02:32:30.000 And then the true reality behind these current events.
02:32:33.000 It's horrific.
02:32:34.000 It's horrific. 1.00
02:32:35.000 And so once you see how bad it is and you see the kind of criminal organization that you're having this administered to you by, you have to be a fool. 0.97
02:32:43.000 It's like, I don't think the mafia, actually, the Italian mafia is better than these people by a lot. 0.96
02:32:48.000 I mean, credit where credit is due.
02:32:50.000 Nowhere near is vile and.
02:32:52.000 And the level of trafficking of humans and just your money and everything is, they can never stop. 1.00
02:32:58.000 The way Roblox can never stop letting pedos on, because it'll ruin their fucking. 0.99
02:33:02.000 The way they can't stop using glyphosate in your food supply, otherwise they can't get you food. 0.99
02:33:06.000 Right.
02:33:07.000 That's what Epstein is.
02:33:07.000 You lost your food or you got no food.
02:33:09.000 Right.
02:33:09.000 Epstein's a minor node in a thing that's way bigger than him, obviously.
02:33:14.000 We were with Eric Weinstein at the UT, and he goes, Do you think he was the main guy?
02:33:17.000 I go, No.
02:33:18.000 He goes, If it all ever came out, it would end the world.
02:33:22.000 And I go, Oh, no.
02:33:23.000 Weinstein said that.
02:33:24.000 Yeah.
02:33:25.000 He loves that kind of talk.
02:33:26.000 He loves him and his brother.
02:33:27.000 They both love cloak and dagger talk.
02:33:29.000 You see his brother's mentor's email. 0.99
02:33:30.000 Speaking of tokalashes, Dr. Trivers, you see his fucking weirdo emails to Epstein about. 0.99
02:33:35.000 What? 0.99
02:33:36.000 Yeah.
02:33:37.000 Who's that?
02:33:37.000 Robert Trivers, the mentor of the better Weinstein.
02:33:42.000 Brett Weinstein?
02:33:43.000 Yeah, Brett's mentor, yeah.
02:33:44.000 What do you mean? 1.00
02:33:45.000 So, Robert Trivers, the email about how you can manipulate a kid to give him tits and dick. 1.00
02:33:49.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:33:50.000 By the way, it's Weinstein, not Weinstein.
02:33:52.000 Oh, look, I'm saying it wrong.
02:33:54.000 Don't say it like Harvey. 1.00
02:33:55.000 Fuck. 1.00
02:33:56.000 Harvey Weinstein. 1.00
02:33:57.000 Weinstein.
02:33:58.000 He's a Stein.
02:33:58.000 Is it like that guy, Robert Reich?
02:34:01.000 Remember Robert?
02:34:03.000 Like Steven Seagal.
02:34:04.000 It's not Steven Seagal.
02:34:06.000 Get it.
02:34:06.000 Got it.
02:34:07.000 Sorry, I said it wrong.
02:34:09.000 Emails revealed Epstein encouraged controversial scientists to study transgender biology. 0.99
02:34:16.000 What fuck that thing did Epstein not do? 0.99
02:34:19.000 But they're all, dude, transhumanism. 1.00
02:34:22.000 The transgender thing is a stepping stone to transhumanism. 0.97
02:34:25.000 That's why it doesn't make any sense where they're like, we want to eliminate categories, but if I'm like, I feel like a woman. 1.00
02:34:30.000 And you eliminate the category of woman, what are you just making me into nothing?
02:34:33.000 Like, that's what transhumanism is the goal, not transgender.
02:34:37.000 That's a little stepping stone for the transhumanist movement. 0.87
02:34:40.000 But what about autogonophilia? 0.57
02:34:43.000 Well, what about it?
02:34:44.000 What's wrong with it? 1.00
02:34:45.000 Well, that's what a lot of transgenderism is. 1.00
02:34:48.000 Yeah. 0.74
02:34:49.000 But Metzger's pointing out The pushing of it by oligarchs, which is what that was.
02:34:54.000 There wasn't a thing that was that common, but they push it.
02:34:57.000 That email's about that. 0.53
02:34:59.000 So the email's about oligarchs pushing transgender ideology?
02:35:03.000 No, that's even grosser.
02:35:04.000 That email.
02:35:05.000 I think it's bigger than that.
02:35:07.000 I think it's like, you know, think of like Kurzweil's idea of nanobots.
02:35:10.000 Disassembling and reassembling our bodies.
02:35:13.000 So Nicholas located an email which Trivers thanked Epstein for extra money and appointment as an advisor to your foundation. 0.65
02:35:22.000 Epstein responded, I want to see you, you, I guess your piece on transgender in the bio world.
02:35:31.000 Two months later, Trivers responded and said he was getting to the end of transsexuality. 0.93
02:35:37.000 That's why paragraphs the one. 0.89
02:35:39.000 So Trivers continued to make dehumanizing comments about trans women, including. 1.00
02:35:45.000 If you, as a heterosexual male, and have a minor desire to suck a dick, then what better organism to do it with than a transsexual? 1.00
02:35:56.000 How is that dehumanizing? 1.00
02:35:57.000 To call them an organism? 1.00
02:35:58.000 It says she will smell like a woman, be softer and more hairless like a woman, and may, to some degree, actually resemble one morphologically, leaving the dick for you to enjoy in a feminine setting. 0.99
02:36:13.000 How is that dehumanizing? 1.00
02:36:14.000 What a nerd.
02:36:15.000 Because it said the organism.
02:36:16.000 What better organism?
02:36:17.000 That's how a scientist writes it.
02:36:19.000 But also, whoever wrote this is not really getting to the heart of it.
02:36:22.000 Also, these are private emails.
02:36:23.000 How does that dehumanize?
02:36:24.000 It says it again.
02:36:25.000 It says, Trivers and Epstein once again corresponded about trans people in dehumanizing ways.
02:36:30.000 Is this like Trans Times Weekly that this is in?
02:36:33.000 Yeah, this is a really bad. 0.99
02:36:34.000 It is from them.us. 0.70
02:36:36.000 Okay, what is that?
02:36:37.000 Why are you putting my pronouns on us?
02:36:39.000 Why are you mocking my pronouns?
02:36:41.000 Why are you sending us here?
02:36:43.000 But all this dehumanizing chitter chatter. 1.00
02:36:46.000 Shut your fucking mouth. 1.00
02:36:47.000 Calling someone an organism is not dehumanizing. 1.00
02:36:49.000 It's just this bullshit talk. 1.00
02:36:52.000 They're gay. 1.00
02:36:52.000 I'm not gay. 1.00
02:36:53.000 I just want them to be softer and have a dick to suck. 1.00
02:36:55.000 That's normal. 1.00
02:36:57.000 Scientific.
02:36:58.000 That's how kids talk in college.
02:36:59.000 Scientific.
02:37:00.000 Why don't we just talk about friends?
02:37:01.000 Jeffrey Epstein.
02:37:03.000 If you want to get in with the right people in college, you have to talk like that.
02:37:06.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:37:07.000 Suck that woman's dick. 1.00
02:37:07.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:37:08.000 What's wrong with that? 0.99
02:37:10.000 What's wrong with the little Bridget McCrone? 1.00
02:37:13.000 That one, like, where's that lawsuit? 1.00
02:37:15.000 Like, they keep saying they're going to sue Candace?
02:37:17.000 Yeah.
02:37:17.000 I think she's going to win.
02:37:19.000 Take a dick. 1.00
02:37:20.000 You know she has a dick. 1.00
02:37:21.000 Take a dick. 1.00
02:37:22.000 Like, go do it live. 1.00
02:37:23.000 Chromosomes. 1.00
02:37:24.000 Who cares if she has a dick? 1.00
02:37:25.000 Dick. 1.00
02:37:25.000 That's a little dog off. 1.00
02:37:26.000 How many difference does it make? 1.00
02:37:27.000 Well, because it's a different thing between a 40 year old woman fucking a 14 year old boy. 1.00
02:37:31.000 That's fine. 1.00
02:37:32.000 And a 40 year old man fucking a 14 year old boy. 1.00
02:37:34.000 Especially if it's his dad secretly. 1.00
02:37:36.000 What?
02:37:37.000 It might be his dad.
02:37:39.000 It might be his dad?
02:37:39.000 Macron's dad?
02:37:41.000 Wait, what?
02:37:41.000 What?
02:37:42.000 Well, I don't know that it is for sure, but.
02:37:43.000 Who said this one?
02:37:44.000 Is this a Candace one?
02:37:45.000 Or is this somebody else's thoughts?
02:37:47.000 Well, no.
02:37:47.000 Candace was taking stuff from French report, and she says that when she was reporting it.
02:37:51.000 It might be his own father.
02:37:53.000 Yeah, it might be his.
02:37:54.000 It might be his.
02:37:56.000 Bringing up the good billionaires, the Rothschilds who have not done anything wrong, and I only hate Peter Thiel.
02:38:02.000 I would never talk about the Soros boy or the Rothschilds or anybody else that could be construed.
02:38:07.000 I make that clear. 0.99
02:38:08.000 Wait, what does this have to do with Macron's dick? 0.99
02:38:11.000 Because they're related. 0.99
02:38:12.000 He's like a Rothschild banking guy.
02:38:13.000 Does she sit down?
02:38:15.000 Her? 0.92
02:38:15.000 Sit down? 0.92
02:38:16.000 No. 1.00
02:38:17.000 The way she sits down, like a dude.
02:38:19.000 It looks like David Spade sitting there.
02:38:21.000 Could be.
02:38:21.000 Guys don't sit that way.
02:38:23.000 Could be.
02:38:23.000 But I do think the pedophilia part gets left out.
02:38:27.000 The pedophilia part is very different.
02:38:29.000 So, like pedophilia for like a 40 year old woman and a 14 year old boy. 1.00
02:38:33.000 Fucked up. 1.00
02:38:34.000 It's a little fucked up, but whatever. 1.00
02:38:36.000 Of course, that's a febophilia. 0.99
02:38:37.000 Who cares?
02:38:37.000 But the difference between that and a 40 year old man, a 40 year old man and a 14 year old boy freaks people out.
02:38:44.000 Rightly so. 0.97
02:38:45.000 Like when you hear about a school teacher that fucks some quarterback, like who cares? 0.98
02:38:49.000 Remember the Galvin Ackes joke? 0.98
02:38:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:38:51.000 His buddies high fived him to death.
02:38:53.000 Great joke.
02:38:56.000 I know somebody that that happened with.
02:38:59.000 Oh, I bet you do.
02:39:00.000 Yeah.
02:39:00.000 Is his name Kurt Metzger?
02:39:03.000 No.
02:39:05.000 No.
02:39:06.000 But you know what I'm saying? 0.99
02:39:07.000 Like if a teacher is having sex with her quarterback. 1.00
02:39:11.000 You know, you know, probably we're going to break the kid's heart, fuck his head up. 1.00
02:39:14.000 What else is this? 1.00
02:39:15.000 But he's going to be fine. 0.99
02:39:16.000 But if you find out that, like, the football coach is fucking one of the 15 year old cheerleaders, you want him in a cage. 0.99
02:39:22.000 It's a different feeling, right? 0.99
02:39:25.000 It's a different feeling.
02:39:26.000 45 year old football coach is banging a 15 year old cheerleader.
02:39:30.000 Like, string him up.
02:39:31.000 All right, look, I'm not, I'm not, I'm sorry. 0.94
02:39:32.000 It's going to seem like I'm trying to go woke here, but I remember doing some fucking joke on stage about this subject, right?
02:39:39.000 Talking about this, the difference, whatever, edge lording. 0.73
02:39:42.000 It's a long time ago. 1.00
02:39:43.000 Stupid joke. 1.00
02:39:44.000 It wasn't funny at all. 1.00
02:39:45.000 But this dude comes up to me after the show. 0.98
02:39:47.000 And he's like, I got, when I was a kid, when I was like 12 or something, I got fucked by an adult woman. 0.99
02:39:54.000 And he's like, and it fucked me up. 1.00
02:39:55.000 And I'm still fucked up. 0.99
02:39:56.000 Like, it actually. 0.99
02:39:57.000 Well, I know people that it fucked them up because that's so very easy. 0.99
02:40:00.000 It fucks you up. 0.99
02:40:00.000 It's too much. 0.99
02:40:01.000 No, no, no.
02:40:01.000 It definitely is.
02:40:02.000 You can't handle it.
02:40:02.000 It wrecks you.
02:40:03.000 And like, and though I don't doubt, like, let me tell you, when I was 14, that would be like God coming into my life to give me a hot teacher to fuck. 1.00
02:40:18.000 So, I get what you're saying. 0.99
02:40:27.000 You know what I mean?
02:40:29.000 Like, I was licking.
02:40:41.000 Deal. 0.97
02:40:42.000 There's a law for a reason.
02:40:46.000 Yeah.
02:40:46.000 I don't give it now when people go, oh, she's only 19 and that guy is however old.
02:40:50.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99
02:40:51.000 Like, think about that lady that fucked her student or the young boy and then it was a young guy. 1.00
02:40:57.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:40:57.000 And then she went to jail and then when they got him out, like, they had a family together and they became the leaders of France. 0.99
02:41:03.000 I believe.
02:41:03.000 No, I'm joking.
02:41:05.000 Same story, a different outcome.
02:41:07.000 Yeah.
02:41:07.000 It's not always.
02:41:08.000 It's not ideal.
02:41:09.000 It's not ideal.
02:41:10.000 I mean, I would be pissed.
02:41:11.000 I mean, imagine if you heard that happen to your kid, you know?
02:41:14.000 Yeah.
02:41:14.000 You know, that's.
02:41:15.000 It's fucked up. 0.99
02:41:15.000 It's like there's just too much power. 0.99
02:41:17.000 To manipulate some poor teen, you know.
02:41:20.000 Of course. 1.00
02:41:21.000 It's fucked up. 1.00
02:41:21.000 Especially with those big, juicy tits. 1.00
02:41:23.000 Oh, God. 1.00
02:41:24.000 I would have loved it, though.
02:41:25.000 Yeah.
02:41:26.000 What's her name again?
02:41:27.000 Mary Kayla Turner.
02:41:28.000 That's right.
02:41:28.000 Mary Kayla Turner.
02:41:29.000 And look, they made a beautiful family.
02:41:32.000 They got separated.
02:41:33.000 This is like 10 years ago.
02:41:34.000 Yeah, they separated.
02:41:35.000 21 years ago. 1.00
02:41:36.000 Well, they eventually grew up and realized, oh, my God, she was fucking crazy. 1.00
02:41:40.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:41:40.000 Why was she banging me when I was 14? 1.00
02:41:42.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:41:42.000 I mean, fuck. 1.00
02:41:44.000 Or maybe he just got too old for her. 1.00
02:41:46.000 Boys, I got to pee.
02:41:46.000 Let's wrap this up.
02:41:47.000 All right, let's wrap it up.
02:41:48.000 Mystery Boys is an awesome podcast.
02:41:50.000 You guys are great together.
02:41:51.000 Thank you for having me, son.
02:41:52.000 Legitimately, like, it's so glad you guys decided to do it.
02:41:55.000 I knew it was going to be huge from the beginning.
02:41:56.000 I was like, this is going to click.
02:41:57.000 Thanks, Joe.
02:41:58.000 Thanks, man. 1.00
02:41:59.000 Good luck with your fake dick. 1.00
02:42:01.000 I know. 1.00
02:42:02.000 I feel.
02:42:03.000 Now that I know there's a real one.
02:42:04.000 We'll swap and we won't tell anybody.
02:42:06.000 I'll give you a real one on the way out.
02:42:07.000 You can leave that one alone.
02:42:08.000 I just want to feel the heft of it.
02:42:10.000 Just because I love you.
02:42:12.000 Oh, my God.
02:42:12.000 Take the real vacuum.
02:42:13.000 I'm going to give you the real walrus dick and you can leave the fake one and no one will know. 0.98
02:42:18.000 Jenna doesn't want me to have it, but she doesn't want you to have the fake one or the real one. 1.00
02:42:21.000 I just like the Position her as being against me having a walrus dick in my. 1.00
02:42:27.000 Alright. 0.99
02:42:28.000 And your show, one more time, tell everybody the YouTube.
02:42:31.000 The experts on YouTube right now is pretty funny, man.
02:42:33.000 Mystery Boys, look at that.
02:42:35.000 That's awesome.
02:42:35.000 Yeah.
02:42:36.000 We got to make our Base Toe Shop shirts.
02:42:39.000 Yes, we do. 1.00
02:42:40.000 Based Hoe? 1.00
02:42:41.000 You know, like Bass Pro Shop? 1.00
02:42:42.000 Oh.
02:42:43.000 This is Base Toe Shop. 1.00
02:42:45.000 And I have a female Oenus.
02:42:46.000 It looks great.
02:42:48.000 Instead of a bass.
02:42:49.000 It's that Oenus with the fish body from the Atlantic. 1.00
02:42:53.000 You know, Bangalore.
02:42:53.000 Right, right, right.
02:42:54.000 But it's a chick. 0.98
02:42:55.000 When does this come out?
02:42:56.000 Tomorrow.
02:42:57.000 Oh, can I plug a show?
02:42:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:42:58.000 I'm going to be at Mike Drop Comedy in Detroit tomorrow.
02:43:03.000 Is that the same as Mike Drop in San Diego?
02:43:04.000 Is it the same company?
02:43:05.000 I think so.
02:43:06.000 I'm not positive about that, though.
02:43:07.000 Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
02:43:09.000 So.
02:43:09.000 This, this, Friday, Saturday, or something?
02:43:11.000 Tomorrow.
02:43:11.000 I'm going to be there tomorrow.
02:43:12.000 There it is.
02:43:13.000 Thanks, ma'am.
02:43:14.000 Detroit House of Comedy, it says.
02:43:16.000 I like playing Detroit.
02:43:17.000 That's weird.
02:43:17.000 Detroit's a good town.
02:43:18.000 You don't even know where the fuck you're going. 0.99
02:43:20.000 It's Mike Drop Comedy. 0.99
02:43:20.000 I don't know why you're saying it. 0.99
02:43:22.000 Mike Drop Comedy.
02:43:22.000 That's what it is.
02:43:23.000 Mike Drop Comedy.
02:43:24.000 Oh, okay.
02:43:24.000 That's where I'm going to be.
02:43:25.000 All right.
02:43:26.000 Bye, everybody.
02:43:26.000 Bye.