00:00:19.000Yeah, so I was so nervous about my special these last couple of weeks that I don't even think I was really even thinking about this at all.
00:00:27.000So it probably kind of worked as a nice distraction.
00:00:29.000If I didn't have anything else going on, this would have just been over my head all the time.
00:02:44.000They just don't like when a woman has that kind of power.1.00
00:02:48.000Because they know that too much of being a woman, at least in America, at least in 2026, I'm sorry, but too much of it resides on whether or not you are attractive to the opposite sex.0.98
00:02:59.000When women walk into a room, they like to be the most attractive person in the room.1.00
00:03:03.000And you fucking know if you walk into a room and that bitch walks in, everyone's going to look at her.1.00
00:06:44.000Well, Jack Daniels in the grocery store makes sense, but does it make sense in 7 Eleven?
00:06:48.000But then there's different, like the gas, some gas stations would have like liquor stores attached to them and some wouldn't, and then it just depends.
00:06:56.000Yeah, it's weird because I live in New Jersey, so we can't buy certain booze at grocery stores.
00:07:02.000So you have to go, but like it doesn't really make sense because you can buy some things here, some things there.
00:07:08.000Well, I lived in Massachusetts when I was a kid, and we would have to go to New Hampshire for booze on Sunday.
00:08:36.000I feel like what we really need is to teach people when they're very young how to control impulses and the value of discipline, and that you can control your behavior and you can control your urges in terms of like gambling, alcohol.
00:08:50.000Like, there are people that are absolutely genetically addicted to alcohol and genetically addicted to other things.
00:08:56.000I'm not, but them aside, with a lot of people, it's a self control issue.
00:09:00.000It's whether or not you choose to do a positive thing or choose to do a negative thing.
00:09:06.000Is about gambling, is I don't think it's always a negative thing, and I think for some people it's fun and they like it, yeah, it makes it a little extra exciting and they're not ruining their life.
00:09:16.000So, should they not be able to do it for people who do ruin their life?
00:09:21.000I always would place bets on like the Super Bowl, big games like that, add a little something.
00:09:25.000I do the boxes at the bars, you know, yeah, add a little something.
00:09:29.000I like it, yeah, but now it's kind of seems like it's a lot of just college kids are kind of just fucking they're growing up where that's normalized to have like a certain amount of your money lost to gambling, and I guess.
00:09:41.000We need to teach them not to be doing that.0.81
00:11:49.000You cannot buy liquor from package stores on Sundays in Texas, but you can buy beer and wine at grocery and convenience stores starting at 10 a.m.
00:14:58.000Only really a couple of purposely built clubs.
00:15:01.000Most rooms are just like a room above a bar that's been converted and Great, and the crowds are incredible in Ireland, they're small, and they're almost like doing a black room.
00:15:13.000Because if you crush, you feel like a king, and if you bomb, you will regret everything that ever led to that.0.95
00:15:19.000The Irish will you will bomb at the Irish, and then just quickly someone goes, Not funny, and then you've got 15 more minutes going, and he gets a big laugh.0.99
00:15:27.000What about this other thing I saw, you know?
00:15:30.000Yeah, but if you're going well, they love you, yeah, yeah.
00:15:34.000And is there a lot of good comics over there?
00:15:36.000There's some great comics, yeah, a lot of them don't.
00:17:08.000The Farmer's Dog is partnering with the United Service Organization to support military families and their dogs.
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00:17:36.000They're also sponsoring two USO canine focused events this year and providing pet care items for welcome home kits.
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00:18:10.000Big, huge in Canada, big in Australia.
00:18:12.000He was doing the tours in America, had a Comedy Central hour at the time.
00:18:17.000And then I think it was like a post show live interview type of thing where someone, someone actually asked the question, like, Can you go too far as a joke?
00:22:14.000A few years after West told him they wouldn't look at dirty magazines together anymore, West believed that he was self centered for taking the blame for his cousin's murder charge and for showing him those dirty magazines when he was six.
00:22:48.000While West was playing The Last of Us on his PlayStation 5, West originally declined Bluntz's offer to turn it into a song, but later changed his mind.
00:22:58.000Though Bluntz had become reluctant to write it, attempting to procrastinate by sending West different songs for the album, he eventually decided to record it as a demo in his living room.
00:23:06.000Due to West's persistence, he persisted.
00:23:20.000The fucking guy's working like 24 hours a day.1.00
00:23:24.000Bluntz took around 20 minutes to finish the song.0.99
00:23:26.000He later reflected on Cousins as being very freeing for West when he made it, believing that West chose him to write it due to his blunt, in quotes, no pun intended, approach to songwriting that lacks double entendres.
00:23:39.000According to producer Chucky Beats, he was unaware that West used Blunt's song 10 Perks, which he co wrote and produced until a YouTube commenter told him about the X Post.
00:24:14.000It says the song is called Cousins about my cousin that's locked in jail for killing a pregnant lady a few years ago.
00:24:18.000I told him we, after I told him we wouldn't look at dirty magazines together anymore, perhaps in my self centered mess, I felt it was my fault that I showed him those dirty magazines with new six and then we acted out what we saw.
00:24:31.000My dad had Playboy magazines, but the magazines I found on top of my mom's closet were different.0.99
00:24:37.000My name is Yee and I sucked my cousin's dick until I was 14.1.00
00:26:07.000He has a neurological condition where auditory input, such as music or sound, triggers involuntary visual experiences like seeing colors, shapes, or patterns.
00:26:36.000Well, it goes to show for what he did and how, for like his, what he was saying and everything, and how much people were like trying to cancel him, I guess.0.98
00:26:45.000And now he's back selling out huge fucking stadiums.0.99
00:28:58.000Because like, yeah, like the thing about faces, that's like one of those things that you notice if you see someone that got a nose job, like something looks wrong.
00:29:43.000You might look okay when you're staring at the mirror, but then as soon as you start talking, your face looks like it's made out of rubber.
00:29:49.000What's going to look, what are all these young 20 year olds who are getting Botox going to look like when they're 40?0.99
00:29:53.000Are they just going to have a fucking mask on?0.99
00:32:58.000Yeah, I watched an episode of the Kardashians where they were all sitting around the living room and Caitlin came over and it was just like, what?
00:33:07.000You know, it's one thing to be an old person.
00:34:25.000Now that these new openness of our society allows them to go out in public and get excited and go into the women's room with a hard cock.1.00
00:36:36.000There's no way to differentiate between someone who has gender dysphoria and someone who's just a pervert who's operating out of a loophole.1.00
00:39:51.000Yeah, you get out of their house and you're not their responsibility anymore, and then they can relax and they're around you.
00:39:56.000And then if you're doing all right with your life, you've developed a career or what have you, then they're all right when they're around you.
00:40:02.000But my friends used to call my dad's name Aiden.0.99
00:40:05.000My friends used to have a nickname for him called Raging Aiden because he was such a notorious shithead.0.92
00:40:11.000And one time we were 18 or 17, we're going to a concert, and two of my friends were in the house, we're just drinking, pre drinking, and he came home from work or whatever, and he's like, How's it going?0.98
00:40:19.000And he's like, Raging, and he's like, Mad.0.99
00:40:21.000And then he just, at one point, someone made a joke and he goes, Get the fuck out of my house, Ollie's, get the fuck out of my house.0.99
00:40:27.000And he grabbed the beers and threw them out into the street, goes, Get the fuck out of here.0.99
00:40:29.000And my friend Bill, he walked off down the road, and then my dad comes out and goes, Bill, come here, get back here, get back here.0.99
00:40:34.000And he walks all day up, he goes, Get the fuck out of my face.0.99
00:41:05.000Well, how many people are ruined by a job they hate that they have to show up every day?0.99
00:41:09.000Just be living in shit and stress all day long and then come home and realize that all that work that you did and you still can barely pay your bills.0.99
00:41:28.000Most men are out there working right now.
00:41:30.000Not that women aren't, but, you know, it's the male quote because there's something about working these brutal, horrible jobs where you're still barely making enough money for food.
00:44:35.000I think, well, apparently the Vikings used to have to drink a lot of alcohol because that would kill the bacteria in the water.
00:44:43.000So I think there's probably some sort of a thing that was just passed down through generations of.0.96
00:44:49.000I also think it's probably a whole lot of repressed fucking trauma over the years that we can only let out when we get blackout drunk and puke.0.98
00:46:19.000But it's just a drinking culture, and it's 18 now, which means the law is 18, but we let you at 15 if you're a chick, 16 if you're a fella.0.99
00:46:32.000In nightclubs for sure, because you'd use your.
00:46:35.000I used my older brother's ID when I was.
00:46:37.000He was four years older than me, so he was 18.
00:46:39.000So he would have been 20, and I was 16 using his ID.0.66
00:46:42.000But all the girls I grew up with would go in even younger because the bouncers, like, see a cute 15 year old walk up, they kind of let them go in.1.00
00:46:49.000Then I walk in, like, fucking covered in pimples, like a fucking moron.1.00
00:46:52.000They go, no, you're not allowed in.1.00
00:49:29.000And I didn't really notice this until I started bringing my wife to Ireland and she's like, Very heavy subjects, and I was like, I'd never even noticed, but like, we'd be having dinner, and then suddenly my mum would just go, Oh, you know, your cousin, she was dating a guy called Jerry, yeah, yeah, yeah, he died, he's fucking got hit by a car last night, you know.
00:49:47.000And or they'll bring up someone who lost a baby or whatever, just all the time, it's always like just misery.
00:49:52.000And you're like, I don't even know this guy, what are you telling me?0.99
00:49:55.000I don't know my cousin, what the fuck are you talking about?1.00
00:49:58.000And they love it though, they love a little bit of fucking misery.1.00
00:51:16.000Between 1845 and 1852, about 1 million people died from starvation and disease, and roughly 2 million emigrated.0.98
00:51:25.000Between 1845 and 1855, potato blight triggered the crisis, but poverty, dependence on one crop, and the British government policies made its consequences far worse.0.98
00:51:37.000I think a lot of people in Ireland would think that's a little bit too favorable to how much the British government actually played a role in that shit.1.00
00:51:45.000But I don't know where my family was back then.0.99
00:51:48.000I don't know how many ancestors I would have had.
00:51:50.000Back then, right, it must be like a hundred or something like people that I'm came from.
00:51:55.000I don't know who was affected by it, who was doing well, right?
00:51:58.000I don't know, like, probably no one was doing real well.
00:52:00.000Sounds like I don't know, it sounds like if there's a starvation going on, yeah, rough times.
00:52:05.000If you're poor, if you're living in a nice house and you're fucking doing something, but one of the most painful facts is that the food continued to leave Ireland while people starved.
00:52:14.000The story is not simply that Ireland exported food and imported none, grain imports also rose sharply.0.91
00:52:20.000The crucial distinction between the Food being available in the economy and starving people having the money or assistance needed to obtain it.
00:52:26.000Crop failure alone does not explain the scale of the deaths.
00:52:29.000So, perplexity is giving us the nuanced details.
00:54:39.000It was great before the English showed up and then they kind of pushed us off our land in Everton.
00:54:43.000That's why the Irish love Palestine so much because they just built in our system, built in our culture of supporting the underdog, I guess.
00:58:01.000So here it says less hardcore in domestic politics and political style, but not clearly less hardline on military force or Palestinian statehood.
00:58:10.000Eisenkot is better understood as a security hawk offering an alternative to Netanyahu's leadership and far right allies, not a dovish alternative to Israel's security policy.
01:00:37.000But being in a jungle, without the Vietnamese trying to kill you, just walking through that jungle alone between the snakes and everything, the tigers.0.99
01:02:02.000The Gulf of Tonkin incident is a false flag that occurred before the war got popped off.
01:02:09.000There were already some operations over there, and they claimed that the Viet Cong had attacked and blown up an American warship in the Gulf of Tonkin.
01:03:06.000So, like, it was almost orchestrated for the canyon?
01:03:09.000It's the conspiracy theory angle, right?
01:03:11.000The conspiracy theory angle is this is all orchestrated by the government and that the CIA was manipulating people's minds, trying to get society to unravel.
01:06:00.000They have listening, but it's every other device around you listening and then sending it to an ad company.0.99
01:06:06.000Yeah, that's the thing there are terms of services that you sign up for when you click accept, and you don't even read those fucking things.0.96
01:06:16.000And some of them, like the TikTok one, is insane.0.98
01:06:19.000I don't know if it is insane now, but the old TikTok one was TikTok.
01:06:24.000If you had a phone and that phone had TikTok on it, TikTok was allowed to have access to the other computers that are on the network that don't have TikTok on them.0.53
01:06:37.000So you're essentially allowing whatever that program is, whatever the software is, to access passwords, keystrokes, your microphone, all kinds of wild shit.0.96
01:08:04.000You got the old boomers that are liberals, that are basically like they have dried out brains, and they just support narratives no matter what.0.92
01:08:14.000I don't really know any old liberals, to be honest.1.00
01:09:49.000But it's like, All that mainstream stuff, other than things like Paramount Plus and streaming networks that show shows and things that people actually still watch, most people are fucking tuned out to that.
01:10:02.000Young people are just like, you're not going to get them.0.69
01:10:26.000It's like it's been coming up forever.
01:10:28.000Jimmy Carr was on the podcast yesterday, and one of the things that he brought up was that it was his father that he was talking about who recognized that when they started putting music on the news.
01:11:22.000Well, once you also know that they have an obligation to the advertisers to kind of say certain things, then it's like the whole thing is a fraud.
01:11:30.000Well, there's a lot of the old liberals who do not want to believe that.0.98
01:11:33.000And that's one of the things they're not doing it for the good of their fucking health.0.98
01:11:36.000They're doing it, it's a business.0.99
01:11:59.000But in the United States, they allow people, like, how many fucking ads, if you watch regular television, do you see that are pharmaceutical drugs that are naming off a bunch of very obscure conditions that you've never even heard of?0.97
01:12:28.000Ask your doctor, Colm, about fuck it all.0.99
01:12:31.000I think what's really going on, though, and this is not my take, this is Callie Means and a lot of these other people.0.99
01:12:39.000Their position is that why they do that is not to advertise their drugs so people buy the drugs.
01:12:45.000They do that so that the networks won't criticize the pharmaceutical drug companies.
01:12:49.000So they advertise all their various products and it gets it out there.
01:12:52.000But more importantly, it protects them from the eye of Sauron.
01:12:57.000It protects them from the news looking into it.0.94
01:12:59.000Because if their news really was the news, they would look into all the adverse drug deaths and all the different people that die because of these fucking drugs that wind up getting pulled from the market because the FDA didn't do their due diligence when they passed them.0.95
01:13:16.000But I remember I was listening to some.
01:13:19.000Guy had a role in, you know, I guess big pharma regulations or whatever, and they were talking about Purdue Pharma.
01:13:26.000And one of the things that was crazy was the guy asked him a question.
01:13:32.000He goes, Is Purdue Pharma, with all of their unethical techniques that they did to push that heroin essentially on innocent people, why are they operating uniquely in the industry?
01:13:45.000And they're like, No, every single pharmaceutical company follows the exact same way.
01:13:49.000The problem was that Purdue Pharma and the OxyContin.
01:13:52.000Fucked up communities to such a degree that they couldn't get away with it.0.97
01:13:56.000Whereas Xanax, you could argue, is a lot of people addicted to Xanax and it's fucking up people, but it's not enough that people are tweaking and smashing fucking someone's head in at a liquor store for $20.0.99
01:14:58.000He's very wise, very interesting, very well read guy, but much more damaged now.
01:15:06.000And whether that is because of health, I think it's also the pressure that comes with fame.
01:15:12.000I mean, he was a 40 something year old professor in Toronto, you know, who's a psychologist.
01:15:18.000He's not a guy who was seeking out this kind of attention and fame.
01:15:24.000And then all of a sudden he's doing lectures in front of tens of thousands of people all over the world, like traveling everywhere, doing these.
01:15:30.000Sold out lectures where he's talking about all kinds of different interesting things.
01:15:34.000And it showed that people have a hunger for fascinating topics and deep discussions and conversations because his lectures are very, very popular.
01:15:44.000But I think over time, like some of his outbursts and like he's like, you know, yelled at people online, all these different things.
01:15:53.000I think some of that is just the pressure.
01:15:56.000Most people don't have any idea what that pressure is like.
01:15:59.000And then you all of a sudden get in it when you're in your 40s and you were never seeking it.0.94
01:16:04.000And then Everywhere you go, people are misrepresenting who you are and trying to make it seem as if you're some evil, right wing, racist, xenophobic, you know, transphobic, homophobic ideologue.0.98
01:16:22.000It would be exhausting to have to live your life where every single thing is a take that is like a fucking controversial argument with people.0.97
01:16:31.000Because everywhere he lives, you know, in conversation is a difficulty.0.85
01:17:25.000I did one of the best trips of my life last summer.
01:17:29.000I heard about how beautiful Montana is and everything.0.98
01:17:32.000So I fucking worked with my agent to get, like, we went to Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Idaho, which is probably the most beautiful place in fucking America.0.98
01:20:06.000Also, the way it looked, one of the first things that Duncan and I noticed when we went up there is that when you're in the Pacific Northwest, the trees are so dense because it rains so much.
01:21:52.000And then it's the most, I can't even explain it, but it's like a therapeutically, you pack up all your shit, you have no distractions, you make your food, and then you just, all your goal is just march by yourself.
01:22:26.000You'll have designated campsites, and then there's all like beer safety stuff where you're not allowed to cook where you sleep, and you have the beer hangs and things like that.
01:22:53.000I've watched so many just vlogs of people walking around these areas.0.99
01:22:57.000And as long as you're not stupid and safe and they get cool videos, they're woken up by the elk fucking bugling in the morning, all this stuff.0.99
01:23:42.000Well, I also think that there's something about being in the woods that's very therapeutic, just naturally, because that's our, that's our, that's the natural environment where human beings are supposed to be.
01:23:58.000By nature, by being in cities, and I think there's a little bit of anxiety and weirdness that comes with that, and that it goes away when you're out in the woods.
01:24:11.000I'd love to even go a step further and have like a fucking compass and a real map and try to do like orienteering style, but I don't really have the.
01:24:19.000I have a bunch of friends who do solo hunts where they go in and hunt.0.84
01:24:27.000Well, you know, you have to go to designated areas and you have to go to like places where you can get a tag.
01:24:32.000But there's a bunch of places where you can get what's called an over the counter tag, or you put in for a draw.
01:24:38.000So, what it means is like these biologists determine, like, say if you're deer hunting, the biologists determine there's X amount of deer in this area, and to keep the population healthy, you should remove X amount.
01:24:52.000And so, they put out generally enough tags to be.
01:24:58.000Most people aren't successful, so it's like they put out more tags probably than they want animals killed.
01:26:45.000So we're on this dock and we're catching, but we're next to these natives and they're pulling in walleys left and right and putting them in buckets.0.98
01:26:50.000They can catch as many as they want.0.99
01:26:53.000They can use spotlights at night to shoot moose.
01:26:56.000So they blind this moose to the spotlight, and boom, they're shooting them off the top of trucks.
01:31:17.000What if you're old and you can't pull yourself up and you realize, like, you're just going to sit there until that train turns you into a jelly?
01:31:23.000Also, there's a count on selfie deaths.
01:32:43.000Japanese tourist Hidito Ueda was widely reported to have died falling on stairs while taking a selfie at the monument's royal gate.
01:32:53.000An eyewitness described a selfie related fall, but a police official told AFP the postpartum found a heart attack.0.96
01:33:01.000Right, but if I fall off a cliff because I'm taking a selfie, it's the fucking head wound that kills me, but the selfie didn't kill me.0.99
01:33:15.000This is going to involve until being caught while live streaming.
01:33:18.000Maybe he had a heart attack when he realized he was falling down the stairs and he's 66 years old and he realized, oh my God, I'm going to die.
01:36:24.000So you get in this tube at the start of the day where they drive you up to the top of the mountain, you jump in the water, you float, and then there's these little seven year old.1.00
01:36:31.000Thailand boys with a water bottle full of water on a fucking rope and they're swinging it.0.99
01:36:37.000And there's like six of them and they're like swinging it and they'll fly through the sky like fucking arrows from the fucking Indians flying and they'll land boom right in your lap and they'll fucking pull you in and you'll flip them with like a fucking euro or whatever it was.1.00
01:36:51.000That these like kids because that's their job.1.00
01:36:53.000And I mean, they had a fucking accuracy like insane.0.99
01:36:57.000You want to see talented people like people in Thailand, Laos, Vietnam because they learn just one thing since they're fucking can stand.0.99
01:37:20.000And then whatever happened to something, which is natural in the water, and I went down, someone else jumped on it, and the thing kind of rotated around.
01:39:08.000But then when you're seeing it live all the time, like, when I was a kid, until Faces of Death came out, the VHS tapes that came out in the 19.
01:39:20.000God, I want to say it's the 1980s they came out.
01:39:24.000And it was a collection of videos of people dying.
01:39:52.000Anyway, he puts a 44 magnum in his mouth and just blows his brains out in front of everybody.0.99
01:39:56.000It's funny that whatever that scandal was back then, unpaid fucking parking tickets or some shit, that was going to rock his whole life and embarrass the family, is like nowadays, it's like you got to be caught with a child on your fucking lap before you fucking admit it or retire or anything like that.0.99
01:40:12.000There's a meme that I just found the other day.0.99
01:42:56.000Dwyer alleged that his legal woes were political persecution due to his refusal to grant a travel voucher for Governor Dick Thurborough's wife for a trip to Europe, alleging that Thurborough said that he would get Dwyer and that Thurborough referred to him as the fat fuck.0.98
01:43:19.000Dwyer spoke out against the death penalty and expressed regret for voting in favor while he was in the Pennsylvania Assembly.0.99
01:43:25.000Speech lasted for nearly 30 minutes and then he blew his brains out.0.81
01:44:53.000You guys, me and a few comics last week went out to Big Bend.
01:44:56.000One of the most fun things we've ever done in Oregon, no, no, sorry, no, Big Bend, here, oh, Big Bend, Big Bend National Park, South Texas.
01:45:06.000It's like the darkest region of oh, that's the darkest region, one of them, yeah, down there.
01:45:12.000So it's a designated night place, so all the lights go off.
01:45:16.000But we went out there, yeah, that's exactly where we stayed at the Chisos Mountains.
01:45:20.000It's fucking insane how nice it is out there.0.99
01:45:23.000And there was tarantulas walking around and shit because it's mating season, they came over, we're climbing on our shit and stuff.0.99
01:50:32.000And I mean, that echoed through the fucking mountains.0.99
01:50:36.000He had gotten into bed, and whatever way he opened up his phone, but there was no signal.0.99
01:50:39.000One of the last things on his timeline was the fucking YMCA song, which is when you excuse yourself from a bunch of boys, look at the stars, and get into a tent, and then the loudest, most embarrassing, gayest song of all time goes bellowing.0.98
01:50:54.000Like there were people in other tents.0.97
01:50:56.000We were crying, laughing so hard because we were trying not to laugh, but we could hear other people's tents start to laugh.
01:56:53.000Mars friend and business associate Chuck LaBella was also a friend of mine.
01:56:56.000He worked on the top hit show The Apprentice as a gopher, and because of the success of that show, number one and top rated on many weeks, with the finale being among the top shows of the year, he was automatically and quickly brought up through the ranks of NBC along with everyone else associated with the historic happening.
01:57:35.000In any event, over the last few years, LaBella would call me nonstop and say hello, be very nice, and tell me how much Bill Maher loves and respects me and would constantly ask of me, even before I was president, for any form of meeting with Maher and would I do his show.
01:57:50.000When I became president, I agreed to meet after the first one and the last one, but never agreed to do his show, which he wants me to do desperately, all caps.
01:58:39.000And more importantly, he said that I'm losing the support and approval of the Republican Party when, in fact, CNN just came out with a poll showing them I'm at 98 and 99% support within the Republican Party, an all time record high, capitalizes all, capitalizes the T in time.
01:59:00.000The R in record and the H in high, which I understand.
01:59:25.000CNN did another poll, the most popular person in the history of the Republican Party, and I won that too with me being a 53%, Ronald Reagan being at 18%, and Abraham Lincoln being at 8%.
01:59:37.000These CNN polls, people not exactly in love with me.
01:59:41.000So Bill Maher lied, but he lies about everything.
01:59:44.000And I believe he lied to me when I asked him, with all the applause and laughter he gets after almost everything he says about things that aren't funny or even good, what laughter machine does he use?
01:59:56.000Laughter and machine have capital L and a capital M. People can't think he's funny.
02:01:12.000No sooner had we had that first dinner at the White House, which is a very seductive and beautiful place, especially now that I have fully renovated and fixed it in the style which it deserves.
02:01:25.000The gopher called me many times, multiple times, saying how much he loves me and that he respects me more than anybody and he wants to come back for a second meeting.
02:01:35.000After 10 calls from Chuck Labella, it seemed that these guys were serious and wanted to learn more.0.97
02:01:41.000Because their policies are so bad, it's ridiculous!0.98
02:01:45.000Also, I wanted to tell Bill that he's a major pothead, all caps.0.99
02:02:26.000He gave me a good first show with a lot of laughing machine laughter and laughing machine and laughing and machine, the L and the M are capitalized, which is a real term.
02:04:35.000And tell Chuck Labella not to call so much and say how much you love Trump, all caps, in quotes, and want to get together because you're a hopeless guy who is just trying to cater to your small group of fans, in quotes.0.98
02:04:48.000You're also a coward who is afraid to tell the truth about how well our country is running because of your few fans, in quotes, and how badly the dumbocrats have done.0.95
02:05:25.000I never watched your show much, but I will never watch it again because it's nothing more than fake news, all caps, that America and the world is unfortunately subjected to.
02:05:34.000Thank you for your attention to this matter, President Donald J. Trump.
02:06:52.000But I think across the board, his money's quadrupled.
02:06:56.000Gone up, so he must have a lot of time to be president and also become the five X's billions.
02:07:01.000Well, I would imagine he has people doing that too, right?
02:07:04.000Yeah, and that's probably why some of it is that's that's the best thing about America is that like a lot of countries would probably have it so that the most powerful man couldn't get the could grow that much in wealth.
02:07:14.000Well, it should be the case with the entire government that they shouldn't be able to profit off of it.
02:07:19.000His net worth has increased an estimated 2.7 billion to 4.1 billion since winning the 2024 presidential election, bringing his total net worth to roughly 6.4 billion.
02:07:51.000I mean, if you're going to put out a fucking meme coin, I mean, they're almost all pump and dumps.0.77
02:07:56.000And even if they're not, like, whoever's putting money into it, They're pumping it up and with the idea that it's going to hit a peak and they got to know when to bail.0.80
02:08:36.000If you wanted to give someone money, but you couldn't just legally give them money, what you could do was say, Why don't you draw a picture?1.00
02:11:35.000But then, in the eye, he is a businessman.
02:11:37.000In the eye of society, we kind of understand that this is a kind of a conflict of interests, right?
02:11:41.000For sure, not something that looks good to the average person, that this guy is making billions of dollars from being in.
02:11:50.000The idea, what we would hope, this is the thing, the goal that we would strive for, is to have someone who's a president and what they really want only is for the good of the American people.0.50
02:12:04.000Early on, sorry, that's not what this is.0.98
02:12:06.000Sorry, they don't want that person to be making billions while they're in office, but you know, also, that person will run on honesty, they'll lose an election, and then next election, they'll lie through their fucking teeth because they go, I lost it on honesty before, now I'm corrupt.0.98
02:12:20.000You'll get voted out if you turn around and go, Hey, everything sucks, and it's gonna suck for a long time.0.97
02:12:24.000There's interesting stuff that I've just found out here.
02:12:28.000It says, Trump making money from crypto is not automatically illegal, even while president, yeah, but particular details could be unlawful.
02:12:37.000If they involve bribery or prohibited benefits from foreign government.
02:12:46.000So it's now a concrete legal challenge.
02:12:48.000October 22nd, 2026, federal civil lawsuit alleges that Trump unlawfully benefited from two UAE linked world liberty financial transactions, a $500 million purchase of 49% stake by an entity backed by UAE national security advisor Sheikh Taknoon.
02:14:00.000You know, I'm just trying to stick to stand up.
02:14:02.000Including main financial conflict provision that means a financial interest that will require an extraordinary executive branch official to step aside does not automatically create the same statutory violation for the president.
02:15:27.000Remember with the Iran fucking war and invasion or whatever way you want to call it.0.99
02:15:31.000And I was like listening to fucking just too much like Frentes and Dave Smith all day.0.99
02:15:35.000And I just had to kind of just, Turned my phone off one day.0.98
02:15:38.000Went fucking out into the woods and stuff.0.94
02:15:41.000But then there's two arguments, right?0.99
02:15:42.000If you turn your phone off and don't pay attention, then all the craziness just keeps going on and your life eventually gets affected by it because they start bombing us.
02:15:58.000I'll fucking put on a little fuentes and find out what's going on.0.99
02:16:02.000Well, a lot of people are worried that after the midterms, so when the midterms are over, that that's when they're going to start doing more shit in Iran.1.00
02:17:08.000So, you know, look, the thing that disappoints everybody who supported Trump before he got into office was one of his big things that everybody agreed with was no more war.
02:18:39.000Yeah, this is what I'm going to go do and take photos of bears.
02:18:43.000Um, but it's like there's a limited amount of spaces, so they have like cabins, but the cabins are like $700 a night or something, or you can sit in a tent with the bears for $12 a night.
02:19:18.000He just did a thing in the tundra up in fucking Alaska where it was like 24 hour sunlight and they went looking for grizzly bears or polar bears.0.95
02:19:45.000And so they'll sit down and they get into a decent, like, non threatening position and they put out, like, a call, like, an injured something.0.99
02:19:51.000And then this pack of lions, and you see the lions just slowly spread out and they all follow the main fucking leader.0.98
02:19:57.000And then he gets right up to them.0.98
02:19:59.000And then they see them and they stare at each other and everyone's quiet and they stare for, like, five minutes.
02:20:03.000And then the lion goes and just sort of plops down and they're just sitting there surrounded by a pride of.0.99
02:20:09.000Fucking lions in the middle of this delta, whatever it's called, the Oak or something delta, where it's one of the wildest.0.99
02:20:17.000And they sleep at night, they camp, and they have to keep the fire on all night so that elephants don't trample them in the thing.0.99
02:20:23.000So, someone's job is to wake up every hour to keep the elephants away.
02:21:33.000But there's a lot of kind of similarities between, I guess, just tracking a bird to shoot it with a camera and tracking an animal to shoot it with a gun.
02:22:19.000And so the AI camera takes a photo of the birds when they show up and then tells him, sends it to his phone, tells him what kind of bird it is.
02:25:05.000I just saw, I can't remember now, but I just saw a clip of an animal where when they Let off a noise at night, it's like sounds like a man in pain screaming.
02:25:12.000There's like, I just saw this like two days ago, and it's literally like, and like, so it's like, it's.
02:29:14.000And then apparently the generals and everyone got very angry at them.
02:29:19.000Like, these are your enemy, go back to killing them.1.00
02:29:20.000But I mean, like, you don't know these fucking people.1.00
02:29:22.000Could you go back to killing someone after they just fucking did it, scored a great goal, or something did something impressive on the?1.00
02:29:28.000Well, he just shook your hand and gave you a cigarette.1.00
02:29:59.000And then I brought it up, and then Meat Eater did a whole story on it.
02:30:02.000Stories widely syndicated in contemporary newspapers, mainstream historians, and archival checks note a lack of official military orders, command logs, cooperating.
02:30:10.000Go to the Meat Eater story about it, because the Meat Eater story was pretty well documented.
02:30:28.000Multiple newspapers in 1917 reported the story, including the El Paso Herald, Oklahoma City Times, and New York Times.
02:30:37.000Since then, it's become a favorite bit of barroom banter among amateur historians like the powerful Joe Rogan.
02:30:44.0001917, a dispatch from Berlin noted large packs of wolves moving into populated areas of the German Empire from the forests of Lithuania and Bohemia.
02:30:54.000Locals hypothesized the war effort displaced the wolves, so the canines started seeking out new hunting grounds.
02:31:00.000Hungry wolves infiltrated rural villages, attacking calves, sheep, goats, and in two cases, children.
02:31:05.000They also showed up at the front lines, feeding on the fallen, and sometimes taking advantage of incapacitated fighters.
02:31:15.000So, they would have some sort of a way to send someone over with a white fucking.0.98
02:31:20.000Yeah, so it says as a last resort, the two adversaries, with the consent of their commanders, entered into negotiations for an armistice and joined forces to overcome the wolf plague.0.99
02:31:33.000And this is according to a 1917 New York Times article.
02:31:37.000But all to no avail, the wolves, nowhere to be found, quite so large and powerful as in Russia, were desperate in their hunger regardless of danger.
02:31:44.000So, apparently, one of the things that had happened was they'd sent guys on patrol and they wouldn't find them.
02:31:50.000They wouldn't come back and then they would go look for them.
02:31:51.000They'd find like a foot in a boot where their leg had been severed off and eaten.
02:31:56.000And they realized, oh my God, they're getting hunted by wolves.
02:31:58.000Because if you're a small group of people, like two guys, and you go out and there's 50 wolves, like a large pack, they will eat you.
02:32:06.000I have a friend of mine who was elk hunting, and he shot an elk, and they didn't realize that they shot an elk essentially where the wolves had their dent.
02:32:15.000And the wolves surrounded them, and they started running in at them.
02:32:48.000Do you ever see a video of a bison gets singled out, surrounded by the wolves, and they just bite?
02:32:53.000And he's just spinning and spinning for five, eight hours.
02:32:58.000I've seen it behind the scenes with the documentary where the whole people recording it, they're all crying because they're literally watching an animal fight for life for eight hours while these packs just bite it and bite it and bite it.
02:33:10.000But there's a reason why all those old nursery rhymes, like the big bad wolf, like the kids worrying about the big bad wolf dressed up like grandma, that was real.
02:33:20.000You had to worry if you sent your children home through the woods, they could get eaten by wolves.
02:36:01.000Is that so if you miss, you don't scare everything off?
02:36:04.000No, so it doesn't blow your eardrums out.
02:36:07.000Because if you have a rifle, like one of my rifles, it's got what's called a muzzle brake.
02:36:16.000And a muzzle brake is at the front of the rifle, there's holes in the barrel that allow the gases to disperse.
02:36:23.000So what that does is it lessens the recoil.
02:36:26.000So there's less of a kick when the gun goes off.
02:36:28.000So a very powerful hunting rifle, like if you're shooting a moose or something like that, you need a powerful rifle.
02:36:34.000If you want to kill Charlie Kirk, you got a powerful rifle, and on the impact, there's a lot of movement, right?
02:36:41.000And if you flinch and if you're worried about that recall, you'll be less accurate.
02:36:46.000So there's a thing called a muzzle brake.
02:36:48.000The problem with a muzzle brake is it makes the rifle shot way louder.
02:36:53.000And I have two friends that have lost hearing because they were close to a rifle when it went off with a muzzle brake on it, and they blew their eardrums out.0.99
02:37:02.000A buddy of mine, he has fucking hearing aids.0.99
02:37:08.000Like a tripod or shooting sticks, they sit down, allows you to have a much better.
02:37:16.000Like most guys, when they're shooting at real distance, so there's things, so there's like, say, like 50 yards to 100 yards.
02:37:25.000A lot of guys are comfortable shooting offhand.
02:37:27.000That means just holding the rifle, wrapping the rifle sling around your arm so you're tight, pushing it to your chest, and then making sure you're not moving, and boom.
02:37:38.000And you could up to like 100 yards, you could probably get away with that.
02:37:42.000But if it's anything more than that, you really want to be stabilized.
02:37:46.000So you want to be on a tripod or shooting sticks.
02:37:50.000When it's further than like 300 yards, most guys want to be prone.
02:37:55.000So what they'll do is they'll lay their pack down and they rest the rifle on their pack and they want their whole body to be rested on the ground so there's no movement.
02:38:05.000And so they're looking through that and all they're moving is their finger.
02:38:08.000So everything is stable and all they're doing is slowly squeezing.
02:38:12.000So, their rifle is resting on that pack.
02:38:14.000So, there's nothing that could possibly move it.
02:39:06.000They'll have strong winter die offs where, like in Utah, where I was at two years ago, they lost something like 70% of their population of mule deer.
02:39:23.000And so, in those kind of situations, you know, you don't really need humans to take care of the population.
02:39:30.000The idea is that humans manage the population in a couple of ways.
02:39:33.000One, you do keep the population in check.
02:39:37.000If it's an area where there's not a lot of predators, then it's kind of important that humans do it because otherwise they can get disease and there's too many of them, starvation, overpopulation.
02:39:45.000But the other thing is that the money that goes into tags and also sporting goods equipment.
02:39:53.000So when you're buying a tent, if you're buying a rifle, if you're buying a bow, a certain percentage of that money goes into wildlife conservation.
02:40:20.000Here, Pittman Robertson Wildlife Restoration Act that was in 1937.
02:40:25.000U.S. federal law places an excise tax on the sale of firearms, ammunition, and archer equipment to fund state level wildlife conservation, habitat restoration, and hunter safety programs.
02:40:36.000So it's 11% federal excise tax on sporting firearms, ammunition, and archer equipment, and a 10% tax on handguns.
02:41:12.000Because they, if you, the people that don't hunt and don't eat meat or think it's cruel, they would think that there's no way someone who hunts loves animals.
02:41:23.000Once you understand the role of it all, I think it makes it.
02:41:26.000And also, I think a lot of hunters who are outside, they're more in tune.
02:41:31.000I think they're more environmentalists probably than most people who never leave because they have an understanding of leave no trace, things like that, the importance of it.
02:41:39.000Keeping these hunting places that they hunt, keeping them wild, keeping them like that.
02:42:12.000It makes a lot of money every year, but I just noticed this at the end.
02:42:16.000Okay, so it says regularly generates between $800 million and $1.2 billion annually.
02:42:22.000Non hunter contribution, even though it was originally pushed by sportsmen, data now shows that roughly 73 to 74 percent of the revenue actually generated by non hunters purchasing firearms and ammunition for recreational shooting, home defense, or collecting.
02:42:37.000That's just because it's 10% goes to handguns and 11 percent with rifles.
02:42:44.000It's just because more people have those than go hunting.
02:42:49.000But that's also, no one's like fighting against that.
02:42:55.000It's very important because if you don't have that, then you just have these wild open lands and you don't have people patrolling them to make sure people aren't poaching.
02:45:04.000You must, when that's all done, because it's the same feeling as when you go to the gym and you're finished and you feel fucking great or whatever.
02:45:10.000When you've done hunting, got the deer back, you must feel like, that's good.
02:46:10.000More rewarding than going to fucking Burger King.0.98
02:46:12.000This is the problem is people think, and I love animals and I think I'm an environmentalist, but I think people associate hunting with this kind of an anti environment thing.0.99
02:46:22.000Whereas the guy eating a Burger King is probably just as like, that's maybe arguably, you could say that's like less ethical the way we like farm cows versus actually catching a fucking.0.94
02:46:32.000Well, especially industrial agriculture.0.96
02:46:35.000When they do industrial farming of animals, it's wild.
02:46:50.000I could have somewhere in there with the right argument, I could probably be persuaded to kind of like get away from like unethical, sourced food.
02:47:00.000I could be convinced to go like vegan, I guess.
02:47:06.000It's very difficult to do it right, to be vegan and to get all the essential amino acids and B12, and you have to supplement with a lot of things.
02:47:52.000Pesticides, they get run over by stuff.
02:47:56.000Combines chew up animals that are there.
02:47:59.000There's a lot of death involved in acquiring food.
02:48:03.000It's just the difference between the death involved in acquiring food, the feeling that you get from just going to a grocery store and picking up some vegetables.
02:48:12.000You think, oh, vegetables, no big deal, get some vegetables.
02:48:20.000You're going to a regenerative organic farm and buying all your vegetables from there.
02:48:26.000But I think the best way is to grow your own in a garden.0.97
02:48:29.000The feeling that you get, like we're talking about, like parsley and herbs and stuff like that, the feeling that you get when you make a salad from your own garden is fucking amazing.0.86
02:50:52.000And, like, I start off, that's my biggest problem, is I start off loose.
02:50:56.000And then you say it so many times, so many nights, that suddenly you decide to go, now I'm reciting a script and I'm not talking to these people at all.
02:51:23.000We're blessed with some of the Patrice O'Neill stuff because he has the same jokes in multiple different places, but it's a different kind of thing each time.
02:51:30.000It's a different vibe, it's a different way of speaking.
02:51:48.000Like that bit about him enjoying watching baseball, and then his wife comes over, and his girlfriend comes over and sits beside him and goes, what are you doing?1.00
02:54:55.000And he always will pull these things out, like historical references to things, like.
02:55:00.000So, the way this started, and he would explain something, and you're like, whoa, that's crazy.
02:55:04.000He knows a lot of things, and it contributed to the depth of the conversation.0.83
02:55:09.000And then everybody would be talking shit about each other, but they just let it play out.
02:55:12.000Yeah, if you listen to on Spotify somewhere, someone's put all of the Patrice O'Neill, it's like a whole album of just Patrice O'Neill and ONA.0.94
02:57:40.000So I remember sitting down going, I'll write a little every night and then after a couple of weeks I'll have an hour and then I'll just go be on TV like these guys.
02:57:47.000Like that's genuinely, I had no understanding of what was the in between there.