00:00:29.000He must be like the number one pink eye patient.0.93
00:00:31.000Yeah, well, when he wrote the joke, it was definitely.0.99
00:00:34.000It's like when a guy becomes a gynecologist, he assumes, like, well, it's all going to be hot chicks coming to show me their pussies.1.00
00:00:39.000And then he has to end up doing it to, like, fat, filly women as they come on stage.0.99
00:00:44.000A guy who does that, like, if that's what you're doing all the time, you're working on vaginas, like, that's like a cop who's, like, constantly pulling over people who are lying to them.0.99
00:00:55.000You just assume everybody's fucked up because you're only dealing with, like, mostly broken people.0.99
00:01:58.000But it's mostly about nutritional supplements and how really nutrition is the foundation of health.0.99
00:02:04.000Not going to the doctor, and that most of these doctors are really out of their fucking head.0.99
00:02:08.000And he was just talking all these different stories in the book about different doctors that die of overdoses in the middle of a fucking operation.0.99
00:02:15.000Well, that's the number one cause of death, or one of the top causes of death is malpractice by doctors.0.99
00:02:21.000Hospitals are regularly fucking up.1.00
00:04:23.000But if you're a doctor and you're a doctor, say, in India and you come over in America, you have to go through a whole lengthy procedure to get licensed.
00:04:39.000You guys know that story about the one guy who there was, I guess, his kid, like an adult kid, but his kid was in a coma and they were going to take him off life support.
00:04:50.000And then the dad was like, no, I can tell there's something left there.
00:05:08.000Everyone keeps reminding me because I forgot about the Anne Haish when they were taking her out, like her dead body basically, and it popped up and sat up and they shove her back down and put her in the hands of her.
00:05:48.000That they thought were dead and weren't dead.
00:05:49.000They just had such a low heartbeat that they just assumed they're dead.
00:05:53.000Some people just get to the door and don't go through and pop back out.
00:05:58.000But there's another problem the problem is organ donors.
00:06:02.000You know, in order for you to donate your organ, you have to actually be alive.
00:06:08.000So the way they donate organs is like if you die in a car accident and then they weren't going to the hospital, He's been dead for two hours.
00:06:22.000And so this is the problem if they want those organs and they're pretty sure you're going to die and you're not going to make it, they take them out of you while you're alive.
00:06:33.000And there have been times where people said, no, you're not going to do this, and then the person survives, where they wanted to make the call and start harvesting organs.
00:07:47.000The key is whether the organs are still getting oxygen.
00:07:50.000Not simply how long the person has been declared dead.
00:07:53.000The biggest distinction between the organs left without circulation and organs that a doctor promptly recover and preserve for transplant.
00:08:00.000So, if at the moment where your heart stops beating, they get it out of you, they can probably use it.
00:08:06.000But this idea that you could be dead and then they bring you to the morgue and then they can take your organs, that's not how it works.
00:08:13.000I signed up to be an organ donor because I assumed that it was like you get into a car accident, you're dead, you can give your organs away.
00:08:19.000But now it's like, do you think they really give the 110%?
00:08:29.000I mean, I'm not accusing anybody of doing this, but when you have a thing where you can profit from it, you run into like weird gray areas where people can make subjective calls.
00:09:31.000And that's a life you have to live like, uh, It's funny, he couldn't come see.
00:09:36.000I opened for Shane at the Lincoln Financial Field, and my whole family came to that in Philadelphia, except my brother in law, because it was the.
00:11:25.000Like it's not like every time you're almost dead, it's the same.
00:11:29.000You know, it's just weird when someone can make a decision as to whether or not you live or die and it's the wrong decision, but you're dead and no one cares and then the hospital makes money off of it.
00:12:31.000This is the craziest video because this poor guy was in the middle of, like, wasn't he talking about, like, that you have to get right with God before you die?
00:14:22.000But it's basically about this Catholic priest, and they take him from one place and they move him to another place.
00:14:28.000And I think the story was that he molested 100 deaf kids.
00:14:32.000They moved him to a place where the kids were all deaf.0.56
00:14:36.000And he was just molesting these deaf kids.0.64
00:14:38.000And this was one of the ones, I believe the story was this is the ones that Ratzinger, you know, that one pope that was disgraced and removed, he was involved in that.
00:14:47.000So a lot of these guys, before, you know, when they're moving up the ranks, one of the jobs is you take a Catholic priest that's been molesting kids and you move them.
00:15:12.000I think it was in San Diego once, that American Comedy Club, walking around, and there was like an art gallery, and it was doing a Dr. Seuss like exhibit.
00:15:21.000And you go inside, and like very quickly, you're like, yo, this guy drew a lot of pretty racist stuff.
00:16:22.000Bewitched, where like the you know, the blink wiggle the nose trick was to make this racist feel bad, they were all he was going to see everybody as black, and it's the entire cast in blackface, including the children.0.99
00:16:35.000It's the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen.0.97
00:16:38.000Well, that is one of the wilder things, though, honestly, that you can't change the color of your skin because it's racist, you can't pretend to be of a different race.0.99
00:16:47.000Well, back in the 80s and 90s, you can just be like, Oh, I'm a basketball player, yeah, you can't just face my face.0.85
00:16:52.000The amount of people that have blackface Halloween costumes from the 80s and 90s, and they're like, I hope.
00:17:56.000Also, black face got like its two blanket statement.0.99
00:17:59.000Because it shouldn't be considered black face if you're doing.0.99
00:18:02.000Brown face, because that was like that's the bewitch thing.0.96
00:18:05.000Yep, that's black face, which fun, which is I think hilariously looks less offensive to black people technically, but that's the factual paint they would put on for black face.0.98
00:18:15.000Yeah, this is like they would do, yeah, like the Al Jolson day, yeah, yeah, yeah.0.98
00:18:19.000That's that's those menstrual shows, those are crazy.0.85
00:18:23.000If let's say you were getting an organ, you got into an accident and you needed somebody's organ, but they were only going to give you a black guy's organ, would you take it, Steve?0.99
00:19:21.000Try it for free at ziprecruiter.com slash Rogan.
00:19:26.000Zip Recruiter has what you need to find great candidates fast, like powerful matching technology to help sort through thousands of resumes and a feature that puts people who are the most interested and most qualified first.
00:19:41.000Try ZipRecruiter and meet great candidates who'll go the extra step for your job.
00:19:46.000Four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day.
00:19:52.000Try it for free today at ziprecruiter.com slash Rogan.
00:21:13.000And look, it's kind of odd when your husband dies and then all of a sudden you've got sparklers coming out from behind your ass and you're wearing glitter pants and you're walking out like your Led Zeppelin in 1977.0.98
00:21:28.000I mean, I don't judge people on how they grieve.0.97
00:21:30.000I wouldn't want to be the person who watches her husband get shot in the neck and then see people celebrate how much that would just psychologically fuck you up.
00:21:38.000And then I'm sure they'd probably put you on some medication because it's probably insane to deal with.0.98
00:21:44.000So they'd probably give you something to fucking calm you down.0.56
00:21:46.000And so then they're like, listen, Erica, this is what we're going to do.0.68
00:21:50.000We're going to have crazy music and then sparklers behind you and you come out.
00:22:12.000Dude, all the memes that came out would be like a car with fireworks shooting off it, doing circles, and it was as grieving my husband, Erica Kirk.
00:22:21.000Dude, I've had an in depth conversation with my wife about what I expect after I pass away.
00:22:25.000Like, the amount of grieving and the amount of.
00:24:21.000If I was going to do any idea like that, because I think burial is stupid, but the burial, you know, they'll put you in a pod that a tree's in or something.
00:24:49.000So, their tradition is to take the bodies up to the top of a mountain and they break the bones apart and chop the bodies up into chunks, and the vultures are everywhere.
00:24:58.000They know that they're going to do this.
00:25:00.000So, they've trained these vultures to eat these people.
00:25:03.000So, they bring the bodies, all the local villagers, the people who've died, and they're up there hacking their limbs into digestible chunks, and then the vultures are just swarming them.
00:29:28.000There's a great video of a guy that's on one of these, and this tiger shark comes up and bites the side of his kayak, and he screams, Tiger shark!0.99
00:29:35.000And you see this fucking mouth come out of the water.0.99
00:30:35.000We did one of the things was a football throwing challenge.
00:30:37.000And Jay and Steve, they pride themselves as being like sports guys.
00:30:40.000So, Jay had to have a blindfold on while he held a hula hoop above his head while Steve tried to throw the ball across the yard through the hoop.
00:30:48.000Without hitting him in the face, groin, body, or anything like that.
00:32:41.000In the morning on Sundays, they show bass fishing, and I'll watch that for like an hour because those guys, the way they just sit there, they know the spots.
00:33:22.000If you eat a freshwater fish from a lake in the United States of America, you're going to get a very high level of PFAS.
00:33:29.000And these are a bunch of forever chemicals.
00:33:32.000They come from environmental toxins, plastics, all kinds of shit that's in the oxygen or in the air, rather, the atmosphere that gets down into the water, from rain, from runoff, from every time it rains, you don't think about it.0.99
00:33:46.000All the fucking shit that's in your car, all your oil dripping, anything that someone left in the gutter, all that shit runs into the lake.0.99
00:33:53.000And when that stuff runs in there, it's never going anywhere.1.00
00:33:56.000It stays in there and it gets in the fish.
00:35:01.000Yeah, when I went fishing in Puerto Rico, one of the fish that we caught, they were like, if it was over a certain size, they're like, don't eat it because they've been feeding on the bottom feeding on the reef, whatever the animals that would eat the reef.
00:35:14.000And they were like, they become toxic the larger they are.
00:35:16.000So we had to throw them back if they were over a certain weight or whatever.
00:35:20.000We went to the Bahamas and there was this guy who's a guide.
00:35:24.000Who was telling us you can eat barracuda that are from this side of this island, but not from the other side?
00:38:54.000To Joe Average, Bear Grylls, if you were like, Yeah, he'd go, like, rip the skin off a snake and then piss in the skin and make it his, like, you know, neck cooler for the desert.
00:39:04.000And then at the end of that, they go, All right, cut, back to the hotel.0.98
00:39:07.000I'm like, He still fucking did that.0.98
00:39:27.000Well, there's that show alone, it's a similar thing.
00:39:29.000They take 15 people, and that's great, and they put them in like, it's not even like anywhere, it's like deep in Canada in the cold, and it's like 30 degrees when they start, and then by day 60, it's like negative 8 degrees.
00:40:52.000If that wolverine turned on him, if it just got a hold of his calf and just ripped his Achilles tendon apart and he started gushing blood out of his leg.
00:41:01.000100% he's bleeding out before anybody gets to him.
00:41:03.000They give you a phone if you want to tap out.
00:41:05.000You like one button and they're like, yeah, come get me.
00:41:07.000They bring in a helicopter like two days later and they get you out.
00:41:30.000And if you don't have a tourniquet and you don't know how to apply it correctly, you're fucked.1.00
00:41:34.000I was picturing more like the otter had disgusting viruses in its mouth or something, and then she got like her leg amputated or something.0.99
00:41:42.000She was a certified swim instructor from Reno.
00:41:45.000On a routine morning swim, an otter grabbed her leg with human like force and pulled her underwater.
00:41:51.000The animal tore off her goggles and repeatedly bit and clawed her face, nose, cheek, armpits, and legs for about five minutes.
00:41:58.000She thought she fought the animal off, used her swimming skills to climb up onto the boulders, though the otter followed her out of the water and circled below.
00:46:33.000It's usually early, so September is the archery season, and then you can only use archery equipment in a lot of states.
00:46:40.000And then there's a rifle season afterwards, and then there's a late archery season.
00:46:44.000I think on Long Island, you can only kill the deer with a bow and arrow.1.00
00:46:48.000Well, that's because you're in a fucking residential neighborhood.1.00
00:46:50.000Yeah, you can't start shooting at a small neighborhood.0.99
00:46:52.000Yeah, but bows and arrows, even then, you've got wahoos like our friend Bruce out there, one of his fucking neighbors, their house got hit by a crossbow bolt because the neighbors are poaching deer.1.00
00:49:04.000More than just simply being scared, intense fear, prolonged struggling, restraint can trigger severe muscle damage and overheating, with potentially fatal effects on major organs.
00:49:13.000If you wouldn't mind, Steve's got a big reading exam coming up soon.
00:49:16.000Steve, you want to take a whack at one of these paragraphs, please?
00:49:53.000And they jump out in front of your car, and sometimes they'll jump through your window and then kick you to death and then fucking run away.0.91
00:49:58.000My friend Cam, he lives in Oregon, and a dude in his town, Died because the guy in front of him hit a deer.0.85
00:50:04.000So the guy in front of him hit a deer and he's behind.
00:50:41.000Moose came up on the windshield, kicked through, and like his legs went through the windshield, and the moose buck like kicked his fucking head like a cartoon.1.00
00:51:50.000And, you know, these fucking cats are on a bike going 70 miles an hour through the canyon sideways, and then a deer just jumps in front of them.1.00
00:52:09.000I mean, if you get hit, I don't care if you have your goggles on, is that going to protect you from an antler at 70 miles an hour, like straight pouring to the center of your fucking head?1.00
00:53:16.000I'll tell you the saddest thing I've ever seen when driving home in Jersey is when you see a dead one on the side of the road and there's another one standing next to it.1.00
00:57:37.000You see those videos of, like, what was the latest one?0.99
00:57:40.000There was a guy who was an ex Marine going through TSA, and a fucking dog jumps over the TSA people and just starts going crazy for him.0.99
00:57:49.000It was like his military dog from when he was in the military.0.99
00:57:53.000Am I fucking that up or something like that?0.99
00:58:13.000That dog didn't give a shit about that guy.0.99
00:58:15.000Seth MacFarlane did a cartoon thing with that where they see a wolf over the ridge, and then they tell the whole story of, like, that's a wolf he saw years ago.0.99
00:58:22.000And then they get up to it, and it wasn't a wolf, and it eats them all.
00:58:26.000There is a real video, though, of one where the guy meets it at the airport.
00:58:30.000And the dog doesn't recognize him immediately.
00:58:33.000It takes a few seconds and then figures it out and then starts wagging his tail like crazy and kissing him.
00:58:37.000Ari showed me when he came back from his trip with wherever the hell he went all over the world.
00:58:42.000He had his dog at his house, and what he did was he put his shoes down before he came into the house and the dog started smelling his shoes and went crazy and then just started looking around the house.0.99
00:59:58.000Like everybody who comes over the house, if you guys all came out, he would just go to you to get pet, then go to you to get pet, then go to you to get pet, and then come and check out the dog.
01:06:34.000All the scar tissues somehow held the hand together in a better way.
01:06:36.000You never heard of chlorine bombs?0.98
01:06:38.000We used to make those when we were kids.
01:06:39.000You take a two liter bottle of, like an empty two liter bottle of soda, you go to chlorine tablets, crack up two of those, put them in the bottom.
01:07:11.000You have about 15 seconds before it goes off.
01:07:15.000So, if someone, it's like someone's window was open and you were on the second floor and they were on the second floor, you could put the lid on that photo.
01:09:19.000They don't like their tits, so they get a fake one because it makes their tits look better.1.00
01:09:23.000If you can get arms that worked way better and you actually feel through them, there's going to be dudes that get their arms hacked off.0.99
01:09:29.000But how do you weigh out that it's not the psychosis of people who want to just take off?
01:10:28.000He had his legs voluntarily amputated.0.87
01:10:30.000He tried to pretend for a long time that there was something wrong with his legs and had to get him amputated, but it turned out it was just a weird sexual fetish.0.77
01:11:30.000He claimed that the injuries to his limbs were the result of sepsis, but in reality, Hopper had been packing his legs in ice.
01:11:38.000And dry ice in an act of self mutilation, authorities said.0.75
01:11:42.000The defendant was a paying customer of a since shuttered website that sold videos of amputations and body modification, including penises being removed.
01:11:53.000So that's what he got arrested for as well as insurance claim?
01:11:57.000Do you remember those videos from back in the day?
01:13:47.000It's an insert that women put in the bottom of their shoes.0.99
01:13:50.000So, the bottom of their shoes, like between their foot and the shoe, is like the bottom, like the insole is like a fleshlight.1.00
01:13:56.000And she was sticking bananas, like lubing up her feet and sticking bananas in between her foot and the spongy part, you know, like saying, Look, you could fuck the bottom of my foot.0.99
01:14:26.000I mean, feet is probably better than, like, wanting to fuck furniture or something like that if you're going to have a proclivity to something really bad.0.98
01:15:45.000They're a man who gets turned on by dressing up as a woman.0.99
01:15:47.000It's been in the psychological literature forever, and that these guys want to have sex with women, but they want to dress up like a woman.0.99
01:17:22.000It shows Gustafson castrating another man.
01:17:25.000The second, costing ÂŁ35, features a man tied to a bed while Gustafson rolls dice to decide which body parts to remove.0.97
01:17:34.000The man ended up losing his penis and testicles and bled so much that Gustafson called an ambulance, all with the camera still rolling.0.98
01:17:42.000In a third video, also costing Hopper ÂŁ35, a man cut off his own penis.0.99
01:19:37.000Puffed up hogs, where they're taking this like thing and they're cutting on where the ball meets the dick and they're shoving this sheath in, this plastic sheath that stretches it out and plumps it up.1.00
01:19:53.000Jay considered getting liposuction on his food, but it'd make his dick bigger.1.00
01:20:42.000This is how your penis looks when you're standing naturally now.1.00
01:20:45.000And then he gives me a fucking diamond cutter around my dick and balls, and he pushes back and he goes, and that's what it will look like after the surgery.1.00
01:22:33.000Viagra is originally developed to treat high blood pressure and chest pain caused by reduced blood flow to the heart, but over the past three decades, it's become the world's best known therapy for erectile dysfunction.
01:22:56.000An essential component of cellular membranes.
01:22:58.000Cholesterol is particularly important for cancer cells seeking to break away from the primary tumor and migrate throughout the body and invade distant organs.
01:26:27.000At Skankfest, on stage, during Kill Tony, he came out and he, in front of the entire audience, got naked, put cardboard on the floor, and Just shit on the corner.1.00
01:26:37.000I walked to the room and Ari was playing with his shit.1.00
01:26:40.000Like, everyone's like, what the fuck is going on?1.00
01:30:49.000Like, if you were like a pygmy tribe and you got in a boat and you landed in Iceland and you got out like back in the day and you had little four foot tall people and then all of a sudden you saw, they was like, That's a totally different species.1.00
01:31:03.000It's like the scene in the Odyssey where the giants are fucking running through the woods and just hacking them up.1.00
01:36:36.000So I, a little slight, like, I kind of like, well, you know, that's, and then it just turns, it starts to snowball into like a bigger thing.
01:36:43.000Well, I understand how it could happen.
01:37:16.000And I'm like, No, it's justice, we have to bring justice to people.1.00
01:37:22.000I had that, remember, uh, uh, Runyon Canyon, not Runyon Canyon, Laurel Canyon, how you get to the top of Mulholland, and everyone would try to.
01:37:29.000Get into the right lane and then cut back over.
01:37:31.000I literally drove a guy where I'm like, I'm not, we did chicken all the way.1.00
01:37:36.000I'm like, I'm going to drive him into the fucking dog park.1.00
01:37:39.000I will let this happen right now rather than let this fucking guy cut me off.1.00
01:37:42.000I want to drive him into the fucking dog park.1.00
01:38:42.000It's a great Louis bit where he's like, somebody always has to do is like slightly go into your lane and you're like, fuck you, you motherfucker.1.00
01:38:53.000What I've been taking to, I'm thinking about getting a dry erase board to keep in my car.
01:38:57.000Because all I really want to do is, I feel like I have the skill to say something that's going to ruin their day if they just see it real quick.
01:39:04.000It'll just get back whatever you need to get back.
01:39:06.000The problem is, now I got a knee drive while I wipe my clever quip.
01:39:11.000Maybe instead of a dry erase board, you can get like a LED banner.
01:41:09.000It's like a 700 horsepower truck that you get right from the factory.0.99
01:41:12.000Okay, sound and boom car laws, plainly audible rule under New Jersey law.
01:41:18.000Operating a vehicle sound system or loudspeaker that is plainly audible at 50 feet or more is illegal.
01:41:23.000To be fair, it's more illegal to chase somebody and run them off the road.
01:41:27.000But here's the thing about that using exterior mounted speakers, PAs, or loud playing sound from open doors, boom parties that exceed the distance threshold can result in roadside citations.
01:41:41.000Emergency sirens, mimicking official emergency vehicle sirens or horns with a car speaker system is strictly prohibited.
01:41:48.000The thing is, you can still buy those trucks.
01:46:09.000But I was like, she's like, it's better than, Waymo's better than the old company they had.
01:46:13.000She's like, there was another company, I can't remember what she said, but it was like, they were going under the assumption that it would learn, the car would learn from other drivers.
01:46:23.000And what it did is it learned horrible habits.
01:46:25.000It was like going through red lights.1.00
01:46:27.000It was going like 50 through a school zone and shit.1.00
01:46:30.000Like it learned from actual real people how to fucking drive poorly.1.00
01:46:35.000And they were like, oh, we got to shut this thing down.
01:46:37.000Like, I got into Waymo, and it's like, if you got to get, like, I have like 20 minutes to get to the airport, and Waymo says like 24, you can't be like, step on it.
01:46:44.000It's like, it's only going to go as fast as it's going to go.
01:46:47.000You can't, like, ask it to go hurry up.
01:46:51.000But then the other problem is sometimes you tell an Uber driver to hurry up, sometimes they're like, they pull over and they're like, get out.
01:47:43.000But then recently, over the last year or so, coming home from the club at night, you know, having a good time at the club, laughing with the boys.
01:47:50.000I'm like, I don't want to pay attention.
01:48:33.000I think they should have a mode where you're allowed to get in the backseat drunk and have your car drive you home if it's fully automated.0.99
01:48:37.000Dude, they're talking about the full self-driving thing to giving it to blind people.0.95
01:48:43.000And I'm like, I swear to God, think about it.1.00
01:48:46.000There's someone there, but they can't see.
01:48:48.000What's the difference between being drunk and being a blind person driving a car?
01:48:51.000Would you rather drive with a drug person or a blind person?0.69
01:48:54.000But also, it's like you're relying on that blind person to use text to speech or speech to text to talk to the navigation system to tell them where to go.0.89
01:49:04.000And what if it translates it incorrectly?
01:51:20.000Even though you're kind of sort of paying attention, just in case, just in case.
01:51:24.000I keep my hands there, but I'm fully comfortable with it.
01:51:27.000The one Waymo in Austin, remember they shut Waymo down for like a couple months in Austin?
01:51:31.000It was like they were like, these aren't ready.
01:51:32.000Because there was a shootout in downtown Austin and the Waymo just pulled up right in the middle of it between the cops and the people shooting.
01:52:31.000So in Korea, a bunch of people got arrested recently in South Korea because they had hacked into their Teslas and they had enabled full self driving.
01:53:03.000It's like, I don't use Alexa in my house or any of that shit where people are like, you have to have Alexa turn the lights on and stuff.1.00
01:53:36.000Oh, only U.S. built models sold in South Korea like Model S, X, and Cybertruck that have full self driving that.
01:53:43.000That's legally passed Korea safety regulations, the outlet said.
01:53:46.000And since Korea also gets Chinese built Model Ys and 3s, most Tesla drivers in the country can't access the feature through traditional means.
01:56:56.000I was going to ramp one one time, and then they were about to hand me the keys, and I was like, oh, wait a minute, I don't have to find a charger for this.
02:00:48.000It's something about when you're going for a thing you wouldn't eat all the time, like not a very ho hum thing, like a burger or something.
02:00:56.000I watch a guy on Instagram that says stuff.
02:01:00.000He was getting the fifth best burger in the world in some place overseas that he flew for.
02:01:05.000And he goes, when he ate it, he was like, it's really good.
02:02:24.000When you go to some of these like classic Spanish steakhouses, there's some amazing Spanish steakhouses that I've watched videos on on Instagram.
02:02:32.000And the way these guys are cooking, they're cooking over like live coals and they just put salt all over the steak.
02:02:39.000And the steak has fat that's like a dark yellow, like because they're just eating nothing but grass.
02:08:06.000But like, if you want a late night, I think Wendy's is the move.
02:08:09.000Wendy's is probably the best burger.0.96
02:08:11.000Like, as far as like fast food, reliable burger, Wendy's is pretty fucking good.
02:08:15.000You know, we decided years ago, we did an early Legion of Skanks episode where it was talking about those girls, those poor girls in Cleveland.
02:08:24.000Do you remember that the girl escaped and got out, ran to the neighbor, and they were being held by that guy in like the attic and they were getting pregnant for the day?
02:12:12.000He's like, say he was the shittiest guest or something, maybe on the show, something like that.
02:12:15.000It was like, whatever it was, like, Chet Hank seems pissed about it.1.00
02:12:18.000But to have Tom Hank's son angry at you, and then it comes at you, and it turns out he's a confused country wigger type guy, I don't know, what are you?0.99
02:16:19.000Musicians of all time and is known for her socially progressive messages within her music.
02:16:25.000Despite that, Joni Mitchell has had some interesting moments when it comes to race.
02:16:30.000She was once asked to introduce Muhammad Ali at Madison Square Garden and told fellow musician Joan Baez that she was going to introduce him to the crowd as a jive ass n word.
02:18:15.000But it was like at the time that was fun.
02:18:18.000Like when we used to do ONA, like it was shock jock.1.00
02:18:22.000Like we were shocking each other on purpose, saying fucking completely outrageous shit.1.00
02:18:27.000And if you're a person that, you know, wants to be accepted by the Democratic Party and you want to be like, there comes a certain moment in time where you have to abandon all that stuff and you have to completely buy into whatever the fuck they're saying.0.99
02:18:39.000It's one of the best things that Jay ever came up with when we were like three years into Legion of Skanks.0.69
02:19:32.000If you want to be that, if you want to go like this straight progression from like Open Anthony, satellite radio, wildness, right into that.0.72
02:19:40.000Like on Open Anthony, we did that fucking thing where that guy, they did the Big Bird.0.87
02:24:25.000He had Kinnison, he had all those guys on, but Howard would do an interview and he would control the interview.
02:24:29.000The difference between that and ONA is ONA was just a hang.
02:24:32.000You know, it was like, Lewis, what's going on?1.00
02:24:34.000You would sit down, Norton would start shitting on you, Voss would shit on you, it would get crazy, Patrice would shit on you.1.00
02:24:39.000It was just everybody laughing, everybody having fun.0.99
02:24:41.000One of my favorite moments, just like if you're a podcast fan or if you are a podcaster, go watch the first time Voss brought Patrice O'Neill into Opie and Anthony, and within like three seconds, Patrice just takes over.
02:24:57.000And it's one of the most brilliant, like, just comfortable, like, just immediately so comfortable and just took over the room and out alpha'd everybody.0.98
02:25:34.000They want just people talking shit and being entertained.0.99
02:25:38.000The same way you do when you're hanging out at a bar, the same way you do when you go over to your friend's house, you have a couple beers.0.99
02:25:46.000I was going to say with the Stern thing, do you think, like, I was such a fan for so long, I stayed in there, like, pretty close till now.
02:25:53.000But I don't really listen anymore now because it's not that he got woke, is the thing.
02:25:57.000I guess it is more that than like where he changed.
02:26:00.000A lot of people complain, but I do understand age getting to a point where you're like, well, I don't want to do like the Olympics with the porn stars anymore.
02:29:22.000So, then everybody was cool, and they weren't.
02:29:25.000Like in the old days of the Tonight Show, you heard about Jay Leno hiding in the closet while they're talking about David Letterman and stuff.
02:29:32.000They were all fighting against each other because there was only scraps.
02:29:57.000Like, but at the time, there was a time when there was like, all right, they put me on that NBC showcase happening over at this comedy club.
02:30:22.000But he got, because he became, you know, who knows why he killed himself ultimately, but I guess it was always thought was because he became the name associated with, well, you can go to New Faces now, but you're probably not walking out of there with a definite deal.
02:30:35.000You know, one, two guys are going to go home with a deal.
02:30:37.000But it used to be, if you went to New Faces, like you're coming back with a holding or a development or something.
02:33:19.000One time I worked with him, he was carrying, I think he had a catheter that.0.99
02:33:22.000Came out of his pants into a briefcase he was holding, and it's like, Oh boy, you just have a dick tube in right now while you're talking to me.0.99
02:38:35.000And the thing is like, Really cemented him, other than this is not happening, the show that he did on Comedy Central was his special Jew.0.99