The Joe Rogan Experience - August 26, 2013


Joe Rogan Experience #385 - Duane Ludwig, TJ Dillashaw

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Joe Rogan
Guests
Duane Ludwig TJ Dillashaw
Mentioned
Dwayne Ludwig Ben Askren Joe Rogan Questions Everything Bang Muay Thai Highlight Uriah Faber John Fitch Mighty Mouse Chad Mendes Dude Bas Rutten George Foreman Joe Riggs Graham Hancock Brian Beaumont Bob Sapp Matt Vanderlei Silva Kevin McCarthy TJ Dillashaw Jesus Christ Greg Jackson and 130 more
Joe Rogan Experience #384 - Ian McCall Joe Rogan Experience #386 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz

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2 hours and 52 minutes

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217.69

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37,458

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4,203

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113

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1,553

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Joe Rogan is back on the road, and the boys are here to talk about it. They also talk about how to roll a joint, and how to not be a drunk idiot. Joe also talks about his upcoming stand-up show in Arizona, and why he doesn t care if you're drunk or not when you're in a limo with a bunch of other drunk people in the middle of the night. Joe Rogan's back on tour with his good friend and comedian friend, Tony Hinchcliffe, and they talk about what it's like to be a standup comedian in the 21st century. They also discuss how to make money off of weed, and what to do if you don't have any. And of course, there's a story about how they forgot to bring weed to the standup comedy show. You won't want to miss this! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share! Subscribe, and tell a Friend about this Podcast! It helps spread the word! Thank you for listening and spreading the word to your friends and family about this podcast! Cheers, Joe and the Crew! XOXO, EJ & the Crew at JOE ROGAN and the crew at the JRE Crew! XOHAWKS! Joe and The Crew at the Jerks at the Ice House of Comedy and Comedy is back in town! and we're back with a new show this week! Joes and we have a new merch and we are so excited about it! And we're going to be in Arizona this weekend! on Standup Comedy and Standup Live in Arizona on August 30th and 31st, so don't forget to check us out in Arizona and Arizona on the 27th, August 31st and the rest of the Midwest on the 4th, September 7th and 8th, 8th and 9th, and so on the 6th, so get your tickets for Standup in Arizona in the 5th, 9th and 7th, all the rest in the Midwest! Thanks for listening out for this one! -Joe and the Number 8. -Joes and the ROWDY BONUS!

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00:01:26.000 We forgot weed, man. 1.00
00:01:28.000 Fuck, this is all the weed we got? 1.00
00:01:30.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:01:30.000 Roll a joint. 1.00
00:01:33.000 Thank God nobody could see us.
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00:01:35.000 I'm good.
00:01:35.000 Thank you, sir.
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00:01:39.000 Do you know how to roll one of these things?
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00:01:41.000 I will.
00:01:42.000 Can you do it?
00:01:42.000 You can do this?
00:01:43.000 Yeah.
00:01:43.000 Jamie, do this while we're talking.
00:01:45.000 I can't believe we forgot.
00:01:46.000 It's been so long you've been...
00:01:47.000 I know.
00:01:48.000 I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
00:01:49.000 No way.
00:01:50.000 There should be weed in there. 1.00
00:01:50.000 If there's not, we're fucked. 1.00
00:01:52.000 Figure it out. 0.99
00:01:53.000 If there's not, we'll go sober for once.
00:01:56.000 We'll halfway sober.
00:02:00.000 Squarespace starts at just $8 a month, including a free domain name if you sign up for a year.
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00:02:32.000 Brian has literally created dozens of websites while we've done these ads.
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00:02:38.000 Connected accounts. 1.00
00:02:39.000 You can easily connect to Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, all that other stupid shit. 1.00
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00:02:47.000 Go to squarespace.com.
00:02:49.000 Use the code JOE8. Save yourself some cash, you dirty bitches. 1.00
00:02:55.000 As far as comedy dates coming up, we got a lot. 1.00
00:02:59.000 My show is done, and so I'm back on the road, sweet bitches. 1.00
00:03:04.000 Brian, you said you're doing something with the great Tom Segura and the great Christina Positsky in Columbus?
00:03:09.000 Yeah, we just went on sale.
00:03:11.000 We're doing a super show out there.
00:03:12.000 Tom Segura, Christina Positsky, Tony Hinchcliffe, and me at the Woodlands Backyard in Columbus, Ohio.
00:03:17.000 The day before, me and Tony are going to be in Arizona at Stand Up Live, so you can go to deathsquad.tv for all the tickets.
00:03:23.000 Nice. 0.93
00:03:23.000 And Arizona, that place is fucking awesome. 0.93
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00:03:28.000 You should be scared.
00:03:29.000 You should always be scared.
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00:03:32.000 You should be scared.
00:03:32.000 It keeps you under your feet.
00:03:33.000 It keeps you sharp, son.
00:03:34.000 This weekend, August 30th, I'll be in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, with Mad Flavor, a.k.a.
00:03:41.000 Joey Diaz.
00:03:42.000 And this Wednesday night, we're at the Ice House.
00:03:44.000 Wednesday night, 10 p.m.
00:03:45.000 I haven't booked any people on the show yet, but it'll be me and a bunch of people from town.
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00:04:23.000 The things that I'm interested in most.
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00:06:07.000 You can't?
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00:06:10.000 What do you mean?
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00:06:10.000 I think it's something bad for your heart.
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00:07:50.000 Yeah. 0.76
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00:08:06.000 Bang Muay Thai.
00:08:07.000 Dwayne and TJ and I just got back from a garage training session.
00:08:11.000 Old school, like Gracie in action.
00:08:12.000 1993. Yeah, I got Matt set up in my garage.
00:08:15.000 We had a sweet workout.
00:08:16.000 That was fun, man.
00:08:17.000 Really cool.
00:08:18.000 That's a badass setup you have.
00:08:19.000 You're really enthusiastic, man.
00:08:21.000 I could tell you're really enjoying this transition from being a professional fighter to being a professional coach.
00:08:28.000 And for folks who don't know, Dwayne, for a long time, had fastest knockout in UFC history.
00:08:34.000 They tried to deny you, but we would not let them. 1.00
00:08:36.000 We forced that shit down their throat. 1.00
00:08:38.000 They were trying to give it to Todd Duffy, who had a very fast knockout, no doubt about it. 1.00
00:08:43.000 It was pretty close. 0.99
00:08:44.000 But you still had him, you edged him, but the referee fucked up.
00:08:47.000 You know, they gave it to you like 10 seconds, but it was really like 6. On the clock it said 4, but the duration of the bout is from the bell sounds until the ref says start, or fight, and until one of the refs touches one of the opponents.
00:09:02.000 Right, so from start to touch, that's what we count?
00:09:05.000 Correct.
00:09:06.000 Okay, so even if the bell rings before, so they start, does the bell ring in the beginning?
00:09:12.000 Boxing it used to.
00:09:13.000 It doesn't with MMA, right?
00:09:14.000 They just say fight.
00:09:15.000 Yeah, I don't even know. 0.98
00:09:16.000 How the fuck do I not know? 0.97
00:09:18.000 I'm too nervous to pay attention. 0.98
00:09:19.000 Why don't we hear him?
00:09:20.000 I don't hear TJ. Here we go.
00:09:22.000 Try it again.
00:09:22.000 Yeah, I'm usually too amped up to even hear a bell.
00:09:24.000 How much do you hear when you're out there?
00:09:26.000 Do you hear Dwayne in your corner cheering at him?
00:09:28.000 Yeah, I can hear Justin Buckles usually the most because he's real loud.
00:09:31.000 He's always in my corner and then Dwayne as well, yeah.
00:09:34.000 So that's all you hear?
00:09:35.000 Just that and then the rest is just noise?
00:09:37.000 For the most part.
00:09:38.000 I mean, you can hear when the crowd gets excited, you kind of hear that, but you don't pay attention to it.
00:09:42.000 You just kind of try to focus in what you're supposed to.
00:09:45.000 Have you ever been in a fight where they booed?
00:09:47.000 No.
00:09:48.000 That's a weird moment, right?
00:09:50.000 When dudes are not doing anything and you know that they can hear it.
00:09:53.000 Because it's never a boo during a wild scramble, right? 0.91
00:09:57.000 And the wild scrambles, I would imagine the ones where you have the least memory of what the fuck is going on sound-wise. 0.93
00:10:03.000 You're so tuned into it, right? 0.97
00:10:05.000 So what you asked me is we hear them booing?
00:10:07.000 Yeah.
00:10:08.000 Oh yeah, I have.
00:10:08.000 I've heard them boo for sure.
00:10:10.000 100%.
00:10:10.000 Do you feel responsibility when you hear that?
00:10:13.000 What's your feeling?
00:10:14.000 A little bit.
00:10:15.000 It just depends on the game plan and the fight and what's going on.
00:10:17.000 Yeah.
00:10:18.000 Because sometimes the game plan can be to just sit back and let him come to us.
00:10:22.000 You know, let him boo. 1.00
00:10:23.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:10:24.000 Right, right, right. 1.00
00:10:24.000 Let him come to me and run into something stupid. 1.00
00:10:26.000 That's sweet. 1.00
00:10:26.000 So it could be like, who's going to crack first? 1.00
00:10:29.000 Like, who's going to give in to these boos and do something stupid that gets off of their game plan? 0.99
00:10:33.000 And that's the main thing with these fighters and myself, is to control our own emotions. 0.96
00:10:36.000 Because if we don't control us, how are we going to control them?
00:10:39.000 Right.
00:10:39.000 And that's just one of those things.
00:10:40.000 If the crowd's going to boo and make this guy make a stupid mistake or to finally come in or come into our game plan or whatever the scenario may be, then sweet. 0.99
00:10:48.000 Let the crowd dictate what he's going to do. 1.00
00:10:50.000 Hopefully he makes a mistake.
00:10:51.000 Let him run to us.
00:10:51.000 We keep our composure.
00:10:52.000 We stick to the game plan.
00:10:53.000 We adjust on the fly.
00:10:54.000 We make things happen.
00:10:55.000 You know, I'm an unusual MMA fan in that I've probably seen, like live, I've seen more than a thousand fights and had to call them.
00:11:05.000 So I've been involved in so many different scenarios, so many fights, watching it play out, like classic, all-time great MMA fights I've had the honor to call.
00:11:14.000 But I am different in that I like boring styles, man.
00:11:19.000 I like a dude who takes no damage and smothers guys and just imposes his will.
00:11:24.000 Like, a lot of people used to give John Fitch a hard time.
00:11:27.000 I swear to God, John Fitch is one of my favorite fighters to watch. 1.00
00:11:30.000 And people will yell at me, they're like, you fucking idiot, he's ruining MMA. Or Ben Askren. 1.00
00:11:35.000 Same thing.
00:11:35.000 Ben Askren is one of my favorite fighters to watch.
00:11:38.000 Ben Askren is a fucking glove. 1.00
00:11:40.000 He just wraps a hole to you. 1.00
00:11:42.000 That's real, okay?
00:11:44.000 He's stifling really exciting, energetic strikers. 0.98
00:11:48.000 I mean, like, who was that fucking guy that he fought, the fucking hardcore striker recently? 0.93
00:11:54.000 He fought this Russian dude, and then before it, he fought that guy that Vice did a piece on him. 0.99
00:12:00.000 Lionel, what the fuck is his name? 0.98
00:12:02.000 I have no idea. 0.99
00:12:03.000 Goddammit, I'm not up on Bellator.
00:12:05.000 It's too much to pay attention to.
00:12:07.000 I'll find the gentleman's name.
00:12:08.000 Dude, Askren's got to be so strong, man.
00:12:10.000 That guy's got to be unbelievably strong.
00:12:12.000 Well, it's not just strong.
00:12:13.000 He seems to always be in the right place.
00:12:15.000 Yeah.
00:12:16.000 You know, like, his positioning is so...
00:12:17.000 And it's also, his paths are so weird.
00:12:20.000 Like, usually when I'm watching a guy roll, like, say, like, here's a real easy example of a guy's like a blue belt on the ground.
00:12:25.000 And I'm watching his transition from, like, takedown to, like, making a mount or trying to make a mount or trying to get side control.
00:12:31.000 I can see what he's doing.
00:12:33.000 I see it real obvious.
00:12:34.000 But with Askren, I'm like, why is he grabbing...
00:12:36.000 Oh, that arm. 1.00
00:12:36.000 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00
00:12:38.000 How did he get there? 1.00
00:12:38.000 It's like he's doing this weird shit. 1.00
00:12:40.000 He's like going behind guys and getting underhooks on their back arm and fucking wrenching them in weird ways and tying their legs up. 1.00
00:12:49.000 He's always in a weird spot, so you can't have this motherfucker off you. 0.99
00:12:52.000 If you watch any of his wrestling matches, 100% that way. 0.98
00:12:55.000 He was nothing super technical but a funky guy.
00:12:58.000 He did everything funky.
00:12:59.000 Well, I think it is technical.
00:13:00.000 It's just technical in his way.
00:13:02.000 And so it's not like he doesn't know what he's doing.
00:13:04.000 He's like super successful at it.
00:13:06.000 It's not like he's just this guy that's sort of making up karate. 0.97
00:13:09.000 You know, like we've all seen those kung fu videos where dudes are just making shit up. 0.94
00:13:13.000 You know, I've gotten them mad at me before. 0.99
00:13:15.000 I make up shit all the time. 0.99
00:13:16.000 But I mean, this is a different kind of making shit up. 1.00
00:13:18.000 Like, a guy throws a punch. 0.99
00:13:19.000 While I'm right here, I attack the liver with a monkey paw.
00:13:22.000 You know?
00:13:22.000 And they're like talking about different techniques that they do.
00:13:24.000 Well, you can tell, literally while they're doing it, that they're making it up as they go along.
00:13:28.000 You should have done the show on that, Joe.
00:13:29.000 I can't believe you didn't do a whole episode of fake kung fu. 1.00
00:13:32.000 That would have been fun as fuck. 0.96
00:13:33.000 Well, I think if we did a second season, that is what I would love to do. 0.97
00:13:36.000 Those dudes who do the crazy touches.
00:13:38.000 Yeah.
00:13:38.000 Like, have you ever seen the videos of the kung fu masters who just throw people through the air with their hands?
00:13:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:13:43.000 There's a ghetto one.
00:13:45.000 Where there's this dude, and I don't know what it is, but he's a very ghetto-looking character. 0.98
00:13:50.000 I mean, not just because he's black, but just the way he's black.
00:13:54.000 You know what I'm talking about? 0.92
00:13:55.000 I mean, the whole thing is, it's a ghetto environment. 0.91
00:13:57.000 I mean, he's not an Idaho, okay? 0.98
00:13:59.000 And he's...
00:14:00.000 He's throwing these kung fu moves at these people, and he's got them shaking, exaggerated, wobbling back and forth like they're getting hit by a pulse from a movie.
00:14:12.000 And you're like, what is going on here?
00:14:13.000 Are they crazy?
00:14:15.000 Is this mass hypnosis? 0.99
00:14:17.000 Is this just a big scam?
00:14:19.000 Or does he really have magic power?
00:14:21.000 Those are the possibilities.
00:14:23.000 I had a guy on this week's episode of Joe Rogan Questions Everything who said that he can make people fart in church.
00:14:30.000 He reverses the net.
00:14:32.000 He was hilarious. 0.99
00:14:34.000 The guy was fucking hilarious. 0.99
00:14:36.000 But he stood there and at one point in time he said he could get me to move back and forth with his mind. 0.97
00:14:44.000 And he tried to get me to I'm not going to tell you if it worked or it didn't work. 0.98
00:14:47.000 It didn't fucking work. 0.90
00:14:48.000 Of course it didn't work. 1.00
00:14:49.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00
00:14:51.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:14:52.000 I couldn't lie to you like that.
00:14:53.000 But the dude was convinced that he...
00:14:55.000 And while he was doing it, I was like, what if I just give in to this guy and start moving?
00:14:59.000 And I can't believe I'm doing it.
00:15:01.000 Like, what if it's...
00:15:02.000 I had to like stand firm. 0.95
00:15:03.000 I had to make sure I'm like, I'm not fucking going anywhere. 1.00
00:15:06.000 This shit is not working on me. 0.99
00:15:08.000 But if you were like a person who is easily led, like maybe the type of person who would join a cult, type of person who like loses themself in another person's influence. 0.99
00:15:18.000 Which is a real psychological dilemma. 0.98
00:15:20.000 The reason why cults work, if you look in the newspaper and you hear about some crazy cult where the guy's fucking all the girls and he's got 13-year-old wives and shit and 50 of them, you go, how the hell did that happen? 0.99
00:15:31.000 We don't know, but it happens. 0.99
00:15:33.000 There's people that just fall under the spell. 0.99
00:15:36.000 So when you see someone doing that fucking crazy cheese shit and making people fly through the air, it's like, wow, what's happening here? 0.99
00:15:45.000 Yeah, I guess going back to John Fitch and Askren, We don't know everything, but you have a lot more martial arts information. 0.99
00:15:53.000 You understand what's going on.
00:15:54.000 You understand the scenario.
00:15:55.000 People are still stuck in the mind frame just seeing bloody wars. 0.98
00:15:59.000 I admit that I'm very unusual and that I'm more than willing to watch some boring shit if it has the potential of getting exciting. 0.97
00:16:08.000 Even if he gets through the entire fight, and then in the third round, dude figures out how to stuff the takedown and lands a big shot. 0.99
00:16:14.000 Oh shit, Fitch is hurt! 0.99
00:16:16.000 Or Fitch gets his back and starts to put him away. 1.00
00:16:18.000 If it takes all this 50% punches for three fucking rounds until there's an explosive moment, I like that. 0.94
00:16:26.000 I like that because I know that the guy on the bottom does not want that to be happening. 0.98
00:16:30.000 But yet it's happening.
00:16:31.000 So that's real. 0.99
00:16:32.000 That's why I fucking hate stand-ups. 0.99
00:16:34.000 And people be like, you know, man, stand-up's fucking, you know, you gotta fucking protect the sport. 1.00
00:16:38.000 Sport sucks if everybody's just gonna blanket hump. 0.99
00:16:41.000 No! 0.99
00:16:42.000 No, that guy doesn't want to get blanket humped.
00:16:44.000 Do you understand that?
00:16:45.000 That is real. 1.00
00:16:46.000 You can't deny that that dude is holding that motherfucker down. 1.00
00:16:50.000 You can't deny it. 1.00
00:16:51.000 You can't just make him stand up. 1.00
00:16:52.000 If it's boring, tough shit. 1.00
00:16:54.000 Tough shit, get off the bottom. 1.00
00:16:55.000 I'm in favor of stand-ups. 1.00
00:16:56.000 That shit saved me. 1.00
00:16:59.000 If it wasn't for that fucking stand-up, I probably would have lost that fight. 1.00
00:17:02.000 So, I'm off for the stand-ups. 0.99
00:17:04.000 Well, Dwayne, we should say, world Muay Thai champion, one of the most technical strikers ever in MMA, so of course you love the stand-up.
00:17:12.000 I mean, your ground game's no joke, but you're, you know, obviously, you have a big advantage.
00:17:17.000 You have a big advantage.
00:17:18.000 You always had a big technical advantage, like, um, um, Amir from Tough.
00:17:24.000 Mr. Alla.
00:17:25.000 Yeah, he's a very good Muay Thai fighter.
00:17:30.000 And that fight that you had with him was amazing.
00:17:32.000 Because it was a perfect example of your technical...
00:17:36.000 He fought you in your world.
00:17:38.000 And there was just this clear technique advantage.
00:17:42.000 Like the stuff that you were trying to show me today.
00:17:44.000 About movement, and about throwing punches, and closing distance, and being in the right area, and about really small spaces.
00:17:52.000 You leave the littlest...
00:17:53.000 One of the things you kept saying, put your hands by your face.
00:17:55.000 If you don't, then my hands would be at your face. 1.00
00:17:57.000 Which one would you like more?
00:17:58.000 It's really simple.
00:17:59.000 Really simple, but very technical.
00:18:01.000 And that showed itself in that fight, because Amir is very competent.
00:18:05.000 He's a very good fighter.
00:18:06.000 But you caught him early.
00:18:08.000 I think it was a left hook.
00:18:09.000 You heard him with a left hook?
00:18:10.000 And then you opened it up, and then from that on, you were just...
00:18:14.000 Taking your shots.
00:18:15.000 It was your fight.
00:18:15.000 You were dictating the dance.
00:18:17.000 I love watching that, man.
00:18:19.000 I don't need a knockout. 1.00
00:18:21.000 I appreciate knockouts, absolutely, but I also appreciate people shutting people down. 0.99
00:18:26.000 I appreciate when a guy is like, you know, Mighty Mouse...
00:18:31.000 You know, he used to get that rap, but it was really just because he was fighting guys like Ian McCall or because he was fighting guys like Benavidez. 0.96
00:18:39.000 Like, you're fighting really fucking tough guys. 0.93
00:18:41.000 You're not gonna put these guys away. 0.97
00:18:42.000 But, you know, we saw in his last fight against Moraga, he's still trying to finish it.
00:18:48.000 Like, always.
00:18:49.000 And so, like, that fight, like, he beat Moraga for four rounds before he finished him, but he still finished him.
00:18:55.000 Like, he was beating him clearly, but he still took him out. 0.93
00:18:58.000 If the finish didn't happen, there would be a lot of people who'd say, oh, I don't like watching Mighty Mouse fight, you know, it's fucking boring.
00:19:03.000 But no, that's not boring at all.
00:19:04.000 It's awesome.
00:19:05.000 You just gotta understand what, you're watching art right there.
00:19:08.000 You're educated, though.
00:19:09.000 Yeah.
00:19:09.000 Guy got hit once.
00:19:10.000 I mean, literally got caught once.
00:19:12.000 One big shot in the fourth round.
00:19:14.000 And worked his way through it with no problem. 0.99
00:19:16.000 His nose is fucking bleeding. 0.99
00:19:18.000 I mean, Moraga can bang, and he caught that dude right on the chin. 0.99
00:19:21.000 So what you're dealing with is, like, he's a perfect specimen.
00:19:24.000 He's got everything.
00:19:24.000 He's got technique, he's got heart, he's got intelligence, he always comes in in shape, and he tries to finish the fight.
00:19:30.000 He's a fucking champion. 1.00
00:19:31.000 I mean, Mighty Mouse is a fucking champion. 1.00
00:19:33.000 Yeah, he's great, man. 0.99
00:19:34.000 But I've heard people say, like, I don't like watching those little guys fight, and they don't even finish that.
00:19:39.000 You don't even want to know what you're talking about. 0.95
00:19:40.000 You're just watching the best guys go at it, and a lot of times they neutralize each other because the level of technique is so fucking high. 0.98
00:19:47.000 At 125 and 135, TJ, where you fight, that fucking level of technique is through the roof, man. 0.92
00:19:54.000 That's a fun thing here at Team Alpha Male right here, but there in Team Alpha Male. 0.94
00:19:58.000 Everyone's been pointing the finger at me like I'm the secret pill and everything, but I have world-class athletes, 100% world-class athletes.
00:20:04.000 They don't get any better than these guys.
00:20:06.000 Now they have what I feel is the proper information.
00:20:08.000 So here you go, proper information with world-class athletes.
00:20:11.000 They really have no choice but to get better.
00:20:13.000 It's pretty simple stuff.
00:20:14.000 Just like we did over the private today, just simple basic stuff.
00:20:17.000 Now they're understanding what they're doing and why they're doing it so they can branch off from there.
00:20:21.000 But I'm definitely making sure that I'm tailoring to the athlete.
00:20:24.000 I'm not going to make them Dwayne Ludwig.
00:20:25.000 I want to make them better athletes for themselves.
00:20:27.000 But here's the correct way.
00:20:28.000 Okay, you can make that way work.
00:20:29.000 Okay, you can make it work.
00:20:30.000 Okay, good.
00:20:31.000 Let's make it work then.
00:20:32.000 Let's add that to the system. 0.87
00:20:32.000 That's your style. 0.87
00:20:33.000 Cool.
00:20:33.000 I'll adapt to you.
00:20:34.000 But the same thing with Mighty Mouse.
00:20:36.000 Can you teach somebody to be Mighty Mouse?
00:20:38.000 Some of the aspects, but not a lot of it.
00:20:40.000 He's got to be his own athlete.
00:20:41.000 We're all individual athletes.
00:20:42.000 Just like your sidekick today and your spinning kicks.
00:20:44.000 World class.
00:20:45.000 And that can be taught...
00:20:46.000 We take a million reps, but correct reps as well.
00:20:49.000 Yeah, people have to know what they're doing.
00:20:51.000 100%.
00:20:51.000 It's one of the things that Eddie Bravo always stresses about certain guard techniques.
00:20:55.000 They're like, well, I keep doing it, people keep breaking out of it.
00:20:57.000 Well, when you learn a wheel kick, you don't learn how to nail people with it every time.
00:21:02.000 Most of the time you're going to miss, you're going to go, oh, this doesn't work.
00:21:04.000 And then you'll get in there with your Raya Hall or somewhere on that level, and they'll wheel kick you in the face and go, oh my god, this is the craziest technique ever.
00:21:10.000 It's a guaranteed knockout. 0.99
00:21:12.000 I mean, you're literally hitting a guy with your whole fucking body behind a heel. 1.00
00:21:15.000 Think how hard your goddamn heel is. 1.00
00:21:17.000 People break their knuckles all the time. 1.00
00:21:19.000 You ever break a heel?
00:21:20.000 No.
00:21:21.000 You don't break your heel. 0.99
00:21:22.000 It's a goddamn hammer at the bottom of your foot, and it's carrying your body weight around all day. 1.00
00:21:26.000 And the amount of force that you could fuck... 1.00
00:21:28.000 But it ain't gonna work right away. 0.99
00:21:29.000 You gotta learn how to do it.
00:21:30.000 It's like everything else.
00:21:31.000 You gotta do the reps until you get to that black belt level at it.
00:21:35.000 And then, like, there's some techniques that guys can do in jiu-jitsu.
00:21:39.000 And the reason they can do it, the reason why they go, like, if a guy gets a nasty darse, like, some people get darces and their arms will burn out and they'll never finish them.
00:21:46.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:21:47.000 But then there's those dudes that have that fucking razor darse, you know, that whoosh, bang! 0.99
00:21:51.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:21:52.000 And they clamp that bitch down and you know you're not getting out of that motherfucker because they put insane amount of reps into it. 1.00
00:21:57.000 And so even though the movement may look similar to someone who's not educated in it, When you're watching it, if you know a guy who really closes off something really good, you go, oh shit. 1.00
00:22:08.000 Like Marcelo Garcia, if you ever watch him roll with his guillotine. 0.94
00:22:11.000 I didn't know anybody could close off a guillotine that quick until I saw him do it.
00:22:15.000 Uriah Faber has a nasty guillotine.
00:22:17.000 So does Benavidez. 0.97
00:22:17.000 All you guys at Team Alpha Male have sick guillotines. 0.97
00:22:21.000 It's like you're known for it.
00:22:24.000 Sixteenth of a second quicker that Marcello will slap it on than anybody?
00:22:28.000 You know what I mean?
00:22:29.000 Whereas you recognize...
00:22:30.000 Uriah has a world-class guillotine. 1.00
00:22:32.000 That shit is a vice grip. 1.00
00:22:35.000 But, like, you watch him do it, and you watch Marcello, and he's like, ooh, he's on another level. 1.00
00:22:40.000 Like, this motherfucker's got, like, a sixteenth of a second quicker closure or something like that. 0.99
00:22:44.000 There's, like, just a little bit of... 1.00
00:22:46.000 They lock it up.
00:22:48.000 Like, he taps gods that I never see get tapped.
00:22:51.000 Like, we're talking about Askren.
00:22:52.000 There's a fantastic video of Marcello rolling with Askren and just manhandling him.
00:22:56.000 Just tapping him, tapping him, tapping him, and tapping him like he would tap, you know, like anybody.
00:23:01.000 And it's crazy when you know how good a wrestler Askren is.
00:23:04.000 You know, there's so many weird levels to this.
00:23:06.000 That's the thing, especially with this level of athletes in the UFC, we're doing split seconds in fractions of an inch, you know? 0.95
00:23:11.000 Like, shit's gotta be perfect, but perfect is just making, having you land that strike and not get hit. 0.98
00:23:16.000 You hit and don't get hit, we're good, you know? 0.99
00:23:17.000 But we're doing split fucking seconds, so that's just the way it's gotta be. 0.98
00:23:20.000 What a crazy exciting job you have. 0.77
00:23:22.000 That's what, I love my job. 0.69
00:23:23.000 I fucking love it, yeah. 0.66
00:23:24.000 It's like, you know, going from, uh, I've been training full bore since I was 15. Now I'm 35, so I've been a 20-year career. 0.97
00:23:30.000 But I've been training people since I was 19 anyway.
00:23:32.000 I've always understood the game, kind of broke it down.
00:23:34.000 It's been self-taught a lot.
00:23:36.000 Although Trevor Whitman, my boxing coach, showed me a lot.
00:23:38.000 Boss Rutten has been my main contributor to my arts as well.
00:23:41.000 And then I've trained Michael Winklejohn and Greg Jackson.
00:23:44.000 I've crossed paths with a lot of people.
00:23:45.000 Japan, Thailand, Holland.
00:23:47.000 I've trained with Ramon Deckers for two weeks.
00:23:49.000 I've crossed paths with a lot of people.
00:23:50.000 But a lot of my stuff is just self-taught from DVDs and YouTube and the Internet.
00:23:54.000 So I've been able to break things down myself because I had to learn it myself.
00:23:57.000 And then teaching people...
00:23:58.000 Like, I took the pads, gave them Trevor Whitman, and told them, look, this is...
00:24:02.000 I know how to hold pads for me.
00:24:04.000 This is what I need you to look out for.
00:24:05.000 So I taught him to train me.
00:24:07.000 So because of that...
00:24:08.000 And he's an artist.
00:24:09.000 The guy can draw.
00:24:10.000 He's just very detailed, very analytical.
00:24:12.000 So that transferred back over to me.
00:24:13.000 So we were just a good relationship.
00:24:15.000 And then I had another guy, Christian Allen.
00:24:17.000 And that guy is the best mitt holder I've ever seen ever work with. 0.95
00:24:19.000 That guy can hold some freaking mitts. 0.96
00:24:21.000 And he is a ninja. 0.99
00:24:22.000 If he had...
00:24:23.000 If he believed in himself a bit more, he could be the UFC champion 100%.
00:24:27.000 Some guys just have it physically, just not so much mentally.
00:24:31.000 And that's a good thing here.
00:24:32.000 These guys are all world-class athletes.
00:24:34.000 The wrestling mentality, I don't have to babysit anybody.
00:24:37.000 They come in, they put in the work.
00:24:39.000 The quality reps, they help each other.
00:24:41.000 Because Tony said, hey, we're drilling, you know?
00:24:42.000 We're building the counter-eye, looking for the openings before, during, and after these openings.
00:24:46.000 Where are they at?
00:24:47.000 Let's register them.
00:24:47.000 Let's see the idiosyncrasies.
00:24:49.000 What are they doing when they're nervous?
00:24:50.000 What is their position?
00:24:50.000 I just want to keep them in a good position.
00:24:52.000 So there's just a bunch of little small things.
00:24:54.000 It's nothing, no magic pill, just simple basic stuff reiterating a million times correctly from the get-go.
00:25:00.000 So that's one thing I've learned from Boss, from Trevor Whitman, from all my travels, is to break things down.
00:25:04.000 Because I'm not a super athletic guy, so I've had to learn things.
00:25:07.000 From the technical aspect and break them down so that they work for me.
00:25:09.000 Same thing with Eddie Bravo's story.
00:25:10.000 He's not a great athlete, so he had to kind of break things down.
00:25:13.000 But that's another thing, too, with jiu-jitsu and Thai boxing.
00:25:16.000 Jiu-jitsu is slower.
00:25:17.000 It's a slower-paced thing, but also the mental aspect.
00:25:19.000 You know you're not getting punched in the face.
00:25:21.000 You can relax a little bit.
00:25:22.000 You know if you get caught in an arm bar or a triangle, you're going to tap.
00:25:24.000 You have more seconds to respond.
00:25:25.000 You know you're not going to die.
00:25:27.000 In striking, people still freak out.
00:25:28.000 People don't like to get punched.
00:25:29.000 I don't like to get punched in the face, but it takes a certain human being to go ahead and relax and build that composure.
00:25:33.000 So I can take a guy And show him a technique or a drill or a combination, and then he can spar with it.
00:25:38.000 Well, how about between the mitts and the sparring?
00:25:41.000 That's a pretty big gap.
00:25:42.000 How are we going to deal with that gap?
00:25:44.000 We're going to do this drill with a little bit of sparring.
00:25:46.000 Okay, now you can punch, but you can't kick.
00:25:48.000 Things like that.
00:25:49.000 We're going to break it down into pieces.
00:25:50.000 We're adding a little bit of heat to the flame, you know?
00:25:52.000 A little bit more, slower and slower. 0.99
00:25:54.000 And that's why you guys have great fucking technique and great control. 0.99
00:25:57.000 There's nothing like wrestling. 0.99
00:25:58.000 You know, people get so good at wrestling because...
00:25:59.000 They can relax.
00:26:00.000 They can relax. 1.00
00:26:01.000 Then I can punch them in the face. 0.98
00:26:02.000 Well, let's not punch them in the face so hard, so I have a million drills for these guys to work with. 0.99
00:26:06.000 It's simple easy, basic stuff.
00:26:08.000 Again, I love my job, and the ADD kicks in, and I jump around with conversations.
00:26:12.000 It's good, man.
00:26:13.000 For those who don't understand what you're talking about, as far as mitt work, what mitt work is is when a guy holds the pads for you and you hit the pads.
00:26:20.000 Correct.
00:26:21.000 There's a lot to it.
00:26:23.000 There's a lot to getting a guy to do it correctly.
00:26:25.000 There's a lot to getting a guy that does it and making you throw combinations that are realistic combinations that work good or work with you.
00:26:34.000 A guy who can take power shots to the arms. 0.99
00:26:36.000 Because when you're kicking the shit out of the fucking pads, guys get bad elbows. 1.00
00:26:41.000 After a while, it goes, right? 1.00
00:26:42.000 You have to be strong as shit. 0.99
00:26:44.000 That's one thing I have, too, is hyperflexion from just being relaxed and receiving kicks and having my elbows just come back too far and then cross-body and half-guard. 0.99
00:26:50.000 My arms just getting swung.
00:26:51.000 My last few fights, I couldn't spar because if a punch came, Hyperflex my elbows, they would just swell up and they would just hurt.
00:26:57.000 The timing and things, it would just slowly diminish because I'm not actually doing the live drilling, the live sparring.
00:27:02.000 So things just kind of dwindled away in my last few fights.
00:27:05.000 I just wasn't able to perform to the way I wanted to, plus the passion and such.
00:27:09.000 I wasn't really there for fighting, so it was just perfect timing.
00:27:11.000 Blew out the knee.
00:27:14.000 Was it a situation where you've just done it for so long and you're like, I don't have the enthusiasm for this anymore?
00:27:20.000 But yet, you still have the enthusiasm for the creative aspect of developing a fighter.
00:27:24.000 Yeah, I love it.
00:27:25.000 I'm a martial artist.
00:27:26.000 This is what I've done my whole life.
00:27:27.000 I love it.
00:27:27.000 I love living through these guys now.
00:27:29.000 It's a rebirth for me.
00:27:31.000 I'm loving my life right now.
00:27:32.000 I love how you're embracing it too.
00:27:33.000 I think it's really cool when a fighter finds something that he can do that's equally exciting right after their careers.
00:27:38.000 Because that's always been traditionally a real problem for all sorts of professional fighters.
00:27:43.000 Whether it's boxers or MMA fighters, there's always been those stories of guys who live this crazy high life.
00:27:48.000 And then afterwards, do you know how many boxers get hooked on cocaine?
00:27:52.000 No.
00:27:52.000 It's a lot, man.
00:27:54.000 It's a fucking lot. 0.99
00:27:55.000 Obviously, they're partying, and obviously a lot of these guys are coming from lower-income backgrounds, so when all of a sudden they're making millions and millions of dollars, they tend to get a little crazy. 0.99
00:28:04.000 But the after-effects of losing all that excitement, it's gone from your life.
00:28:10.000 There's very few guys that will transfer from that into becoming really good trainers.
00:28:15.000 Yeah, that's a different scenario than me.
00:28:17.000 I've never made millions of dollars. 0.99
00:28:18.000 I still drive a fucking... 0.99
00:28:20.000 2006 Scion XB with a crack windshield and a hole in the seat. 0.99
00:28:23.000 I never made a million dollars in my last few fights.
00:28:25.000 I was contracted with UFC, it was like 15 and 15. I didn't win my last couple fights, so I walked away after sponsors like 20 grand and then pay out my percentages.
00:28:33.000 I never made good money.
00:28:34.000 I've never broken six figures, so it's a different scenario.
00:28:37.000 That's why I'm glad I have the passion.
00:28:39.000 I can live through these guys, you know, in the cage, just watching them.
00:28:41.000 And, you know, having them win, it makes me feel, it just keeps me still relevant in life, you know.
00:28:45.000 Yeah, I didn't even mean necessarily, I mean, part of it was their success, making the money, but it was also just that, you know, they're wild dudes.
00:28:52.000 And then once they lose that ability to get that crazy fix every few months from a fight, it's really hard for a fighter to find something that they can throw their passion into that makes them feel like their life is still, you know, they're still, like, living their life to the hilt.
00:29:06.000 Uh-huh.
00:29:07.000 That's one thing about Dwayne, dude.
00:29:08.000 He'll be passionate about anything.
00:29:09.000 I don't care if it's walking down the street.
00:29:11.000 You know what I mean?
00:29:11.000 He's going to be the best at it.
00:29:13.000 Do you hear Mike Passenier from Mike's Gym when he was talking about training Alistair Overeem?
00:29:20.000 One of the things he said that I thought was really interesting in the pre-fight.
00:29:24.000 You know, Reem, he does those documentaries.
00:29:26.000 Yeah, those are sweet.
00:29:27.000 They're badass.
00:29:28.000 Whoever does those is an artist.
00:29:29.000 The music's great.
00:29:30.000 The scenes are really artistically seen.
00:29:33.000 But Mike said, you know...
00:29:35.000 A champion is a champion no matter what he does.
00:29:38.000 When he's tying his shoes, he's a champion.
00:29:40.000 He's a champion when he gets out of bed.
00:29:41.000 He's a champion when he brushes teeth.
00:29:44.000 But it's right.
00:29:45.000 That mentality, to really hit the highest levels of something, you have to be like, that's all you accept out of life.
00:29:54.000 That's how I am.
00:29:55.000 I'm very black and white.
00:29:56.000 I try to do everything.
00:29:56.000 I don't try.
00:29:57.000 I do everything to my full potential with whatever I do.
00:29:59.000 It's just the way I'm wired.
00:30:00.000 It's how I've been.
00:30:01.000 I haven't originally taught this.
00:30:02.000 It's just how I am.
00:30:03.000 So I don't know who to think.
00:30:04.000 I guess our creator, who or me, whatever it is.
00:30:06.000 But I mean, I love everything that I do.
00:30:08.000 It's good times, man.
00:30:09.000 Well, it's also you've become successful as a martial artist.
00:30:13.000 And you were very successful as a kickboxer and very successful as an MMA fighter.
00:30:18.000 So you know, after all these years of competition, exactly what fighters are going through.
00:30:23.000 Mm-hmm.
00:30:23.000 You know, you know it.
00:30:24.000 I mean, you're not guessing it.
00:30:25.000 You're not like putting together game plans based on intelligent decisions, but you haven't been there yourself.
00:30:31.000 You've got both going on.
00:30:32.000 Yeah, that's what I think helps, too, here at Team Off Remote with these guys.
00:30:35.000 They know I've done it, and they know I'm passionate. 0.99
00:30:37.000 I'm there for these motherfuckers, like 100%. 1.00
00:30:39.000 I watch film like a motherfucker. 1.00
00:30:41.000 I make sure that when I do game plans or I do drills in the class, it's for these specific guys. 1.00
00:30:46.000 You know, class of 20, 30 people, I make sure in our hour and a half class, you know, four or five rounds is for this guy.
00:30:51.000 Four or five rounds is for this guy.
00:30:53.000 And I make sure that I game plan, I tailor things.
00:30:55.000 And then also when we do our private lessons, it's specifically for that fight based on what they're already good at.
00:30:59.000 Because they say, okay, TJ's good at, you know, these ten things.
00:31:02.000 You know, his opponent's good at these ten things.
00:31:03.000 We've got to be aware of these.
00:31:04.000 Okay, five of TJ's things are going to work perfect for this guy. 0.99
00:31:07.000 Well, let's drill the fuck out of those five things. 0.64
00:31:09.000 So that's one of the things, too, like... 0.93
00:31:10.000 For me specifically, when Boss Rutan would give me information or a technique or a combo, he'd tell me to do something, I took it to heart 100%.
00:31:16.000 Just like the Goulet fight.
00:31:17.000 I went into that fight with my left shoulders blown out, so the only thing I had was my right hand, so that's why it kind of worked out for my favor.
00:31:22.000 Well, that's the fastest knockout. 0.97
00:31:24.000 The fastest knockout, yeah, in UFC. So, it's just the story behind it.
00:31:27.000 It was just a two-week notice fight.
00:31:28.000 I wasn't training at all.
00:31:29.000 I was just up in the mountains doing electrical work.
00:31:30.000 My manager called me, Sven, and he's like, hey, you want to do a fight?
00:31:33.000 And I was like, yeah, sure.
00:31:34.000 What are they paying?
00:31:34.000 4-on-4.
00:31:35.000 And I was like, fuck, man. 1.00
00:31:36.000 That's like two months worth of work. 1.00
00:31:37.000 Let's go do the fight. 0.76
00:31:38.000 So I flew out and We're good to go.
00:31:57.000 I was like, okay, cool.
00:31:58.000 Ding, bell comes, boom! 1.00
00:31:59.000 And I'm like, holy shit! 0.99
00:32:00.000 Did you see that? 0.99
00:32:02.000 There's a photo!
00:32:03.000 There's a photo!
00:32:03.000 I'm punching him, and he's looking away, and I'm looking at Boss.
00:32:06.000 Not looking at Boss, but I'm looking after the side just because it happened so fast.
00:32:08.000 But there's two things to that, too.
00:32:10.000 I don't think Goulet took the best punch, and I can't hit hard, so there's a couple things to that.
00:32:14.000 Then it was tentacle, and I drilled it a million times.
00:32:17.000 Do you have any regrets when you look back on your career?
00:32:20.000 Yeah, I definitely have regrets.
00:32:23.000 My dream from a child was to be, not from a child, I guess when I was 15, 16, when I first started Thai boxing, was to fight for K1, be the heavyweight champion in K1. And I never grew that big, so then, and then just doing Thai boxing, jumping back and forth between MMA and Thai boxing, because just Thai boxing, you can't stay busy in America,
00:32:38.000 or you couldn't in any way.
00:32:40.000 And then K1 created the max, the mid-weight or 70 kilos, 154. And then I actually had on the table at the same time was a K1 contract and UFC contract.
00:32:49.000 After I fought Genki, that was actually a one-fight deal and they offered me a three-fight deal and then K1 offered me a deal as well.
00:32:54.000 My dream was always to go to K1 And I went to K-1 just because that was my childhood passion.
00:32:59.000 But looking back on it now, I wish I would have stayed with the UFC from the get-go.
00:33:03.000 But, you know, just being stuck in my ways and wanting to do K-1 and go visit Japan, it was just one of those things.
00:33:08.000 But going back, I wish I would have rolled and wrestled more and then just definitely stayed in the UFC. I'd be making more money now.
00:33:13.000 I'd be more well-off.
00:33:14.000 I probably wouldn't be having...
00:33:15.000 06 Scion, and I'd probably own a house right now.
00:33:18.000 But on the flip side of that as well, if I did own a house, I could rent that, of course.
00:33:22.000 I probably wouldn't have taken the job here at T-Mobile and lived through these guys.
00:33:27.000 So I learned the hard lesson of being a 1099 subcontracted employee.
00:33:31.000 And I blew my knee out and had like three months worth of pay and a year-long injury. 1.00
00:33:34.000 So I'm like, fuck. 0.99
00:33:35.000 I was kind of figuring out what am I going to do. 0.99
00:33:37.000 And then Uriah just texted me.
00:33:38.000 He's like, hey, you want to come out and be our head trainer?
00:33:40.000 And I was like, look at that.
00:33:41.000 And I started one more surgery to go through. 1.00
00:33:43.000 And I'm like, fuck. 1.00
00:33:44.000 What did you do to your knee? 0.99
00:33:46.000 In my last fight with Che Mills, the first 10 seconds, he did an outside trip and blew my knee out the first 10 seconds of the fight.
00:33:52.000 So the ACL was completely gone and a bucket handle tear of the meniscus.
00:33:56.000 So that was gone.
00:33:57.000 So I'm actually still not 100% healed.
00:34:00.000 Well, I'm supposed to be 100% in a year and it's almost a year now.
00:34:03.000 So, maybe it's happening, but it still swells up.
00:34:05.000 So, I'm not even training or anything.
00:34:06.000 I just started holding myths for these guys about two months ago.
00:34:08.000 So, you had a patella tendon graft, right?
00:34:10.000 Yeah, I used my patella tendon.
00:34:11.000 You can tell by the scar.
00:34:12.000 I've had both of those done.
00:34:14.000 I've had the regular cadaver one and the patella tendon graft.
00:34:17.000 Oof.
00:34:17.000 I shouldn't say oof, but I was, statistically speaking, You're supposed to use your own body parts, you know, a lower percentage of rejection.
00:34:24.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of different, mine's great, but there's a bunch of different schools of thought on that.
00:34:29.000 I wonder if it's, you know, the quality of the doctor.
00:34:31.000 I don't, I'm not smart enough or educated enough about medicine to make a real comment about that.
00:34:35.000 But for me, they're both great.
00:34:38.000 They both work great.
00:34:39.000 There's no problems.
00:34:40.000 I had meniscus taken out of the left knee.
00:34:41.000 That's the only difference.
00:34:42.000 It's a little looser.
00:34:43.000 Do you run much though?
00:34:44.000 No, no.
00:34:45.000 I do elliptical machines.
00:34:47.000 I like to do sprints on elliptical machines.
00:34:49.000 I like to crank it up really heavy, like put it on, depending on whatever it is, like right below the highest level, and just do 30 minute wild man sprints.
00:34:59.000 That's what I do, or 30 seconds rather, wild man sprints.
00:35:02.000 That's what I do if I'm in a hotel room, and I can't, you know, if there's not a gym there, if you just have one of those elliptical machines, you can still get a badass workout.
00:35:08.000 Those will kill your legs, man.
00:35:09.000 You just gotta go nutty with it. 1.00
00:35:11.000 I just do it like a fucking dragon's chasing me. 1.00
00:35:14.000 30 seconds. 0.99
00:35:15.000 And then I take 30 seconds of just breathing.
00:35:17.000 I'm moving, but I'm just breathing.
00:35:20.000 So I just warm up for 10 minutes and then do that.
00:35:22.000 I've been doing that in the hotels or wherever you're at, and people are just looking at you like, what the hell is this guy doing, dude?
00:35:28.000 It's just an elliptical, man.
00:35:29.000 Chill out.
00:35:30.000 You're training for a fight, just yelling on the machine, or sprinting as hard as you can on the treadmill, you know? 0.89
00:35:34.000 He makes me shy when we go work out because I feel like somebody's having sex next to me.
00:35:39.000 That's what it's got to be.
00:35:40.000 You got to go for it.
00:35:41.000 It's got to do it.
00:35:41.000 I'm not even preparing for anything.
00:35:42.000 I'm just scared.
00:35:43.000 There's a lot online there.
00:35:45.000 I'm scared.
00:35:46.000 The dragon's chasing you.
00:35:47.000 Yeah, if I'm lifting weights, I'm lifting like I might die.
00:35:50.000 If I don't get this weight up, I'm going to die.
00:35:52.000 It's a different mentality.
00:35:53.000 These guys know they're literally putting their lives online when they step in the cage.
00:35:56.000 There is a possibility, of course, There's a possibility you get hit by a car when you cross the street as well.
00:36:01.000 Incredibly dangerous job.
00:36:21.000 That kind of thing.
00:36:22.000 That's 100% true, I feel.
00:36:24.000 Well, it certainly is with you.
00:36:26.000 It certainly is with me. 0.99
00:36:28.000 I always wonder what the fuck is really going on with that. 0.98
00:36:30.000 Whether or not you just got lucky and you're just looking back on being lucky going, well, you know, it's just the world works out for itself. 0.99
00:36:38.000 Does it really work out for itself? 0.90
00:36:40.000 Or is it just you capitalize on whatever the fuck you balance yourself out and you get through it no matter what?
00:36:46.000 It's not that everything happens for a reason. 0.91
00:36:48.000 It's just that if you have the correct attitude...
00:36:50.000 And you don't get hung up on things, you can succeed.
00:36:52.000 You just keep pushing forward.
00:36:53.000 You find your opportunities eventually, and you jump through them.
00:36:56.000 I mean, who's to say that opportunities couldn't have come up that were even better a year ago, or ten years ago, or five years ago?
00:37:02.000 They could have.
00:37:02.000 But it's a matter of when they do, or when you create them, capitalize.
00:37:07.000 Yes, 100%.
00:37:08.000 So you were in the perfect position to do that.
00:37:10.000 It was perfect.
00:37:11.000 It was a good gig.
00:37:13.000 So it's smart to jump on it, and perfect for you.
00:37:16.000 Yeah, for me, spiritually and anything, just living through these guys now, it's another rebirth.
00:37:21.000 And I am the correct guy for this job, man. 0.85
00:37:23.000 We're vibing fucking 100% perfect, man.
00:37:26.000 It's awesome. 0.94
00:37:26.000 It's a great mix with these guys. 0.94
00:37:28.000 They have no problem drilling. 1.00
00:37:29.000 I don't have to babysit these motherfuckers. 1.00
00:37:30.000 They show up on time. 1.00
00:37:31.000 They show respect that they're there to get better.
00:37:33.000 They help each other.
00:37:34.000 Even though they don't have fights coming up, they still come in and help the training partner.
00:37:37.000 Because I'm like, okay, look, today you need to be this guy.
00:37:39.000 You need to be Clay Guida for Tim Mendes.
00:37:41.000 And then he'll mimic Clay Guida and watch the film and come in and dance around and do his thing just to give us the look of our next opponent.
00:37:46.000 That's the way it's got to be.
00:37:48.000 Yeah, that's so important.
00:37:49.000 I don't really have training camps.
00:37:52.000 I've been training for the last two months helping Uriah get ready.
00:37:56.000 Chad's fighting next weekend.
00:37:57.000 Joseph's fighting September 4th.
00:37:58.000 Danny just fought in Seattle.
00:38:01.000 So I've been helping everyone get ready.
00:38:03.000 I've been in shape for the last who knows how long.
00:38:06.000 So I'm always ready to take a fight as long as I'm not injured.
00:38:08.000 It's a crazy gig, man.
00:38:10.000 That's why I worked out good for his last fight.
00:38:12.000 His last two fights were short-nosed fights, but he's always training.
00:38:18.000 Oh, he's in shape, so it doesn't matter.
00:38:20.000 You guys have a really cool camp, and I think one of the things that's really important is what you said about that wrestler mentality.
00:38:28.000 When they were trying to take wrestling out of the Olympics, So many people were really frustrated and really angry, and people who have never wrestled don't understand this.
00:38:37.000 I only wrestled for one season, so I'm just talking out of my ass, but I know what it did for me just in one season. 0.98
00:38:43.000 I remember doing that one season of wrestling and thinking, that's probably the hardest I've ever worked at anything in my fucking life. 0.98
00:38:52.000 And I had done martial arts from much earlier than that. 0.96
00:38:56.000 I had been involved in physical things.
00:38:58.000 I played sports, but I played soccer. 1.00
00:39:01.000 I'm like, this is the nuttiest, most soul-crushing shit. 1.00
00:39:05.000 When you're exhausted and they make you fucking doing sprints, carrying guys on your back, and you're just nutty shit, man. 1.00
00:39:12.000 Run and go, motherfucker, let's go. 1.00
00:39:14.000 Running stairs, and they broke you. 1.00
00:39:17.000 You would show up every day. 0.99
00:39:18.000 Everything in your body would be fucking sore. 0.98
00:39:20.000 But if you can get through that, it'll make you an incredibly strong person. 0.90
00:39:24.000 And that's the advantage that the wrestler mentality has.
00:39:28.000 I always say that if the pyramid of mixed martial arts techniques was ever established, in my opinion at least, wrestling is the base.
00:39:35.000 Agreed.
00:39:36.000 And it's not just because of the actual ability to control where the fight takes place, whether standing up or To take it to the ground, whether you're using it Chuck Liddell style or whether you're Ben Askren in it.
00:39:46.000 The most important aspect of it is the mentality that comes with that training.
00:39:50.000 It's not like jujitsu.
00:39:51.000 It's not like kickboxing.
00:39:53.000 Nobody else works that hard.
00:39:55.000 And we weigh in every week.
00:39:56.000 We compete every weekend.
00:39:58.000 And you're always hungry.
00:39:59.000 Oh, always.
00:39:59.000 You have to be.
00:40:00.000 If you're not, you're getting beat.
00:40:01.000 You're not going to be the best in the world.
00:40:03.000 Definitely.
00:40:04.000 You have to have the mentality of pushing harder than that next guy in that sport because it's just a one-on-one muscle versus muscle.
00:40:12.000 It's tough.
00:40:13.000 I think the weight-cutting aspect of it is a huge tragedy in high school, though.
00:40:16.000 I really, really do. 0.98
00:40:17.000 I have a friend who was a really good wrestler in high school, and he tried to stay at 128 through his entire career, and he was a fucking zombie in his senior year. 0.96
00:40:29.000 The kid always had bad That was me at 55, man. 0.99
00:40:43.000 I would just kill myself.
00:40:43.000 I didn't know how to cut weight right.
00:40:46.000 Abilene on, rubber suit, running.
00:40:47.000 Like training Thai style, just running a lot and just killing my body. 0.97
00:40:50.000 So I think, I don't think I definitely fucking know 100% that killed me. 0.82
00:40:54.000 That caused my passion as well and then wasn't able to receive punches as well either just from draining my body and not rehydrating correctly. 1.00
00:40:59.000 So I just didn't understand the game until I got with Mike Dolce and that motherfucker, he's got his shit down. 0.99
00:41:04.000 He definitely knows how to make the human body lose weight correctly and then come back also. 1.00
00:41:07.000 But it was all a journey.
00:41:08.000 I learned a lot.
00:41:09.000 It's a lesson. 0.98
00:41:10.000 I know exactly who the fuck Dwayne Ludwig is now, that's for sure. 0.98
00:41:13.000 That's what wrestling or anything, you know. 0.98
00:41:15.000 You know what you're capable of. 0.96
00:41:16.000 I definitely know exactly what the fuck I'm capable of. 0.99
00:41:18.000 Yeah, you know your limitations. 0.97
00:41:19.000 I mean, there comes a point in time when you literally can go no further.
00:41:22.000 You can take no steps.
00:41:23.000 You can lift your body up.
00:41:25.000 You're done.
00:41:26.000 Can you get there, though?
00:41:27.000 Do you get there, or do you decide that ten steps before that is there?
00:41:31.000 Because that could be the difference between winning a fight and losing a fight.
00:41:34.000 The difference between being able to keep those RPMs up just a little while longer than the next guy.
00:41:40.000 And that's what wrestling teaches you. 0.87
00:41:42.000 Because wrestling is a strange martial art in that, you know, you look at a guy like Askren, who is not, like, physically the most...
00:41:51.000 Like, Kevin Randleman is the most ridiculously physically impressive fighter I think I've ever seen.
00:41:57.000 I mean, just a super alpha male, mesomorphic build.
00:42:01.000 But you look at Ben Askren, you don't see that.
00:42:02.000 But if you said, like, who is the better wrestler?
00:42:05.000 Well, the better dynamic athlete is Kevin Randleman, for sure.
00:42:08.000 But man, as far as wrestling accomplishments, Ben Askren's more accomplished.
00:42:12.000 And that's pretty incredible because in wrestling, you engage.
00:42:16.000 There's going to be an engaging.
00:42:18.000 And if you don't engage, you're going to lose points for it. 0.96
00:42:20.000 So you're going to tie up and you're going to find out what the fuck is up once you do that. 0.86
00:42:23.000 And there's a difference in that. 0.98
00:42:25.000 And in the fact that it's going to go down.
00:42:28.000 Oh, yeah.
00:42:29.000 Whereas, like, kickboxing, man, we've all seen bouts where almost nothing happens. 0.98
00:42:33.000 There's a lot of fucking moving. 0.97
00:42:34.000 They both decide to coast. 1.00
00:42:35.000 That shit can happen. 1.00
00:42:36.000 Someone's question in the brain, you know, you're talking about, like, boring fights and such. 1.00
00:42:39.000 How about when, what was it, Dan Severin and Ken Shamrock fought?
00:42:43.000 Hey, you like that one, Mr. Rogan? 1.00
00:42:45.000 Where you at, motherfucker? 0.99
00:42:46.000 No, that one, I was like, this sport's not ready for this yet. 1.00
00:42:49.000 But I think we had to go through that.
00:42:52.000 Look, I would have hated to watch it, but I think we had to go through it as martial arts, like as a martial art, which mixed martial arts is, essentially.
00:43:00.000 I mean, it is the sport most realistic to fighting. 0.98
00:43:04.000 And I think we had to know that that can happen, that these two fucking guys can just circle each other and do nothing. 0.99
00:43:10.000 I mean, we have to know. 0.99
00:43:11.000 We've seen a bunch of fights like that. 0.99
00:43:13.000 So that's when, instead of encouraging the stand-up, you encourage a shot motherfucker? 1.00
00:43:17.000 I don't encourage shit, man. 1.00
00:43:18.000 This is what I say. 0.99
00:43:19.000 I say, if a guy like Clay Guida can run away from Gray Maynard for three rounds, then so be it.
00:43:23.000 So he can.
00:43:25.000 Maynard should have switched his stuff up.
00:43:27.000 I get it.
00:43:28.000 I know what you're saying.
00:43:30.000 You would like him to try to win, but he's not gonna.
00:43:33.000 Okay, so that's possible, too.
00:43:35.000 So here's a guy who just decides to stay alive.
00:43:38.000 Okay, he's not trying to win the fight.
00:43:39.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:43:40.000 I mean, I think there is.
00:43:41.000 There is in watching it.
00:43:43.000 I don't want to watch it.
00:43:43.000 But then the market will dictate whether you watch that guy again.
00:43:46.000 You know, if you're going to watch a guy like Michael Chandler, he's a good example.
00:43:49.000 Nice, yeah.
00:43:50.000 A lot of guys don't know who he is. 0.99
00:43:51.000 He's one of the best 155ers in the world, and he's a fucking animal. 1.00
00:43:55.000 He's awesome. 0.99
00:43:55.000 He comes after dudes. 0.99
00:43:57.000 And so when you get a guy like that, or a guy like Melvin Manhoof as a kickboxer, you get these wild berserker dudes, Matt Vanderlei Silva, you want to watch them.
00:44:06.000 And so they're worth more money.
00:44:08.000 And they're going to get booked more, and they're going to get higher plays. 1.00
00:44:11.000 I mean, people are going to want to see that shit. 1.00
00:44:13.000 So I think that... 1.00
00:44:14.000 If you have a boring style, you ultimately pay for it in your career, and that's how it should be.
00:44:20.000 The market, I think, should dictate how you do with that style.
00:44:25.000 But if you're a dude like Ben...
00:44:27.000 Let's say Ben Askren gets to the UFC, which is entirely possible now.
00:44:30.000 I guess he's a free agent.
00:44:31.000 And he just mugs GSP. Just gets all the GSP and just sticks his fucking... 1.00
00:44:38.000 Just on his face for five rounds and punches him in the head. 1.00
00:44:42.000 Dude, I believe he could do it. 0.99
00:44:43.000 He might.
00:44:44.000 Look, but what if he does? 0.98
00:44:45.000 Then what the fuck do we do? 0.96
00:44:46.000 What if he can do that to everybody? 1.00
00:44:48.000 What if Ben Askren just monkey fucks everybody?
00:44:51.000 And every middleweight fight from here on out is like, in a lot of fans' eyes, is uneventful and boring. 0.52
00:44:58.000 Guess what? 1.00
00:44:59.000 That shit's real. 1.00
00:44:59.000 Somebody has to figure out how to stuff the takedown. 1.00
00:45:01.000 Somebody has to figure out how to either hit him coming in or you got a Marcelo Garcia.
00:45:06.000 You got to get someone who's so high level on the ground that he can't stay in those positions.
00:45:09.000 That's when it comes, you know, you're watching the film and you say, okay, he does this.
00:45:13.000 So when he does that, I'm going to make him do that.
00:45:15.000 By me doing this, he'll play the what-if game.
00:45:16.000 We play a lot of what-if games.
00:45:18.000 I don't want to give away any game plans in case any of your boys fight him.
00:45:21.000 But without specific for any particular fighter.
00:45:24.000 If someone was going to fight Ben Askren, how would you tell him?
00:45:26.000 I'd have to study some films.
00:45:27.000 I don't even watch them, to be honest.
00:45:29.000 Okay, how about Fitch?
00:45:30.000 I know you watch Fitch.
00:45:31.000 Yeah, I've watched Fitch.
00:45:32.000 Fitch is similar in a lot of ways.
00:45:34.000 I'd have to watch film with the mindset of coaching against him.
00:45:37.000 Because there's a difference.
00:45:38.000 Because I watch film...
00:45:39.000 And I'll take a film, and it depends, because some film I can watch, or I just go off memory, I already know how to beat the guy, or how I feel like he can beat the guy, you know? 0.98
00:45:45.000 So, I get crazy with fucking watching film.
00:45:48.000 And so, I'll take a film, or I used to anyway, I used to take a film, watch it sober, boom. 0.99
00:45:53.000 I used to take it and watch it high, just to give me an honest approach, because I am very biased, and I'm there for my fucking guys, 100%. 0.97
00:46:00.000 So I notice that. 0.99
00:46:01.000 I watch fights and I'm like, fuck man, my guys can do this, this, this. 0.99
00:46:04.000 And I realize I'm not watching this with an honest, open mind. 0.98
00:46:07.000 And I watch it on AlphaBrain as well, on it from AlphaBrain, just to get different looks on things.
00:46:12.000 I have another guy in Colorado, Mike Temple, who watches the fights.
00:46:14.000 I ask the fighters to watch the fights so I get a whole bunch of film.
00:46:16.000 I'll make notes, compare the notes, see what we need to work with.
00:46:19.000 But some guys, I can just watch the film and break it down and know right off the bat.
00:46:23.000 But...
00:46:24.000 I'd have to watch Fitch, to answer your question, with the correct mindset of me being coached.
00:46:28.000 Because me right now, I'm hyped up. 0.93
00:46:30.000 This is fucking awesome for me. 1.00
00:46:33.000 I love this shit. 1.00
00:46:33.000 It's awesome for me, too. 1.00
00:46:34.000 I've learned so much from the Rogan podcast and from you and your guests.
00:46:38.000 Mike Dolce, Alex Gray, Graham Hancock, Daniel Bellelli, Joey Cocodias.
00:46:42.000 A lot of guys have been on here, man. 0.99
00:46:43.000 I fucking... 0.99
00:46:44.000 I've learned more from this fucking podcast than I had in school or my life trials, for sure, 100%. 0.99
00:46:49.000 So this has done a lot for me. 0.99
00:46:51.000 So for me to be on this, man, it's fucking cool. 0.83
00:46:53.000 It's like I'm still relevant. 0.92
00:46:55.000 I'm doing things in life, which is cool.
00:46:56.000 Like Boss Rootin' Stories on here. 1.00
00:46:58.000 Boss is a fucking man. 1.00
00:46:59.000 I love that guy. 1.00
00:47:00.000 I do too.
00:47:00.000 Where's my black belt, Boss?
00:47:01.000 Where's that motherfucker? 1.00
00:47:02.000 Where's that bitch? 1.00
00:47:04.000 No, listen, it's the same for me, man. 1.00
00:47:06.000 I know it's your podcast, Mr. Rogan, but if you keep interrupting me, I'm going to get motherfucking... 0.98
00:47:10.000 Go ahead, go ahead. 0.98
00:47:11.000 Carry on.
00:47:12.000 I have, as well, it's not a one-way street.
00:47:15.000 Having these conversations with people like you, being able to pick people's brains, being able to have these...
00:47:21.000 Well, it's these exchanges, you know?
00:47:23.000 The energy, yeah, the exchanges.
00:47:24.000 That's what I love about it. 0.97
00:47:25.000 What's a cool fucking journey for me is for me to create a combo or a technique, you know, and show it to somebody, and have them drill it, pull it off the sparring, and then win the fucking fight with that same exact technique. 1.00
00:47:34.000 That shit is fucking nuts. 1.00
00:47:36.000 That's fucking cool, man. 1.00
00:47:38.000 You know what's really cool about it? 0.99
00:47:39.000 It really is artistic.
00:47:40.000 It's Yes, it's art.
00:47:41.000 Everything is an art.
00:47:42.000 And especially considering the fact that there's really no established protocol to do it.
00:47:47.000 Everybody has their own way.
00:47:48.000 If you went to Greg Jackson, he would have one method to train a fighter.
00:47:51.000 If you went to Matt Hume, he would have a different way of training a fighter.
00:47:54.000 See, that's what I think.
00:47:56.000 I've trained with Greg.
00:47:57.000 I haven't trained with Matt.
00:47:57.000 I've trained with Greg.
00:47:58.000 He's got great stuff.
00:47:59.000 He's got awesome stuff.
00:48:00.000 Again, I'm making sure I'm adjusting to the athlete.
00:48:03.000 I'm not trying to make them me.
00:48:05.000 It's like Chad Mendes, he hits mitts.
00:48:07.000 He does certain things a certain way.
00:48:09.000 TJ does things a certain way.
00:48:10.000 I need to adjust to these guys.
00:48:11.000 I need to give them my ideas, my opinions, my...
00:48:14.000 My little bits of information while they're doing what they feel comfortable doing.
00:48:17.000 Because if you can pull that off, what I would feel, you know, technically incorrect, but if you can make that work, you can make that work. 0.98
00:48:22.000 What the fuck can I say? 0.96
00:48:23.000 I can't argue with success. 0.99
00:48:24.000 If you're landing that right hand with that hook, I mean, I'd say, you know, you're lunging in, your chin's up, you know, you're out of position.
00:48:29.000 You're making it work, you're making it work.
00:48:30.000 But how about let's keep our position?
00:48:32.000 How about let's set that up a different, another way?
00:48:34.000 Just give it another look at things.
00:48:35.000 So to answer the question as far as I encourage my guys to get other pieces of information.
00:48:39.000 You know, go train over there.
00:48:40.000 Go get different looks.
00:48:41.000 I want to bring people in.
00:48:42.000 I want to start bringing, hopefully Boston, come to T-Mobile and do a seminar.
00:48:44.000 I'm hoping to bring Leicester Bowling.
00:48:45.000 Yeah, it doesn't take away from your value it adds to.
00:48:48.000 Why don't you keep interrupting me?
00:48:49.000 I'm helping you.
00:48:50.000 Don't get hung up on that.
00:48:51.000 It's a conversation.
00:48:52.000 You're not doing a lecture.
00:48:53.000 So I just love it, man.
00:48:55.000 I definitely want to have as much input because I don't want to be stubborn and set in my ways.
00:48:59.000 We're making these guys do one thing.
00:49:01.000 I want these guys to be the best martial artists they can be. 0.99
00:49:03.000 So if that means bringing other guys, that means visiting other gyms, man, fucking do it. 0.98
00:49:06.000 I'm not here for me. 1.00
00:49:07.000 I'm here for these fucking guys. 1.00
00:49:08.000 That's a big thing, though, right? 1.00
00:49:10.000 You have to bring in other people.
00:49:11.000 I think so, 100%.
00:49:13.000 And isn't that, that was a real problem with some trainers.
00:49:15.000 Some trainers, yeah.
00:49:16.000 Worried about other people coming in, they were going to take their thunder.
00:49:18.000 You know what was really cool is I was just in Boston for a Uriah's fight, and Mark Delagrade handed me out for a seminar, and there's open doors, let me teach the students. 0.98
00:49:25.000 And it's the way, you know, his energy and shit, that was fucking awesome. 0.96
00:49:28.000 He's beautiful. 0.99
00:49:29.000 He's a true martial artist, man.
00:49:30.000 I love that dude. 0.93
00:49:30.000 He's very fucking cool. 0.93
00:49:32.000 And he did a Technique of the Week video, just like you did as well, for my Bang Muay Thai series. 0.93
00:49:36.000 So, you know, that was awesome, man.
00:49:37.000 I got...
00:49:37.000 A great group of people around me, like Mr. Rogan, you know, the team of female, and my art design guy, Aaron in Colorado, and my highlight guy, James Blair, who just did my new highlight with the team.
00:49:49.000 That's a great highlight. 0.98
00:49:50.000 He can edit some fucking video, man. 0.99
00:49:51.000 What's the name of that, if you want to find that on YouTube? 1.00
00:49:53.000 Pull that shit up, because it's pretty wild. 0.98
00:49:55.000 It's the newest one. 0.98
00:49:56.000 I think it's the latest upload or second upload on my YouTube channel, Bangway Tsai YouTube channel.
00:50:00.000 But I just made it a video, and 100%.
00:50:03.000 I'm in team of female. 1.00
00:50:05.000 We're in Sacramento to do three things. 0.98
00:50:06.000 Take care of my family and I, get these motherfuckers world titles, and then to push my Bang with Thai brand. 1.00
00:50:11.000 I need to take my martial art information and monetize it. 0.98
00:50:13.000 I need to make money off that now. 0.97
00:50:15.000 I mean, I ain't making no fucking money. 0.92
00:50:16.000 I'm not rich, man. 0.96
00:50:18.000 For real.
00:50:19.000 I want to own a house. 0.99
00:50:20.000 I want to have my shit paid off. 0.99
00:50:21.000 I want to live a comfortable life for my family and I. I'm not going to be the martial artist who's not making any motherfucking money. 0.99
00:50:28.000 I know too much not to teach. 0.96
00:50:30.000 Yeah, as they become successful, it'll trickle down to me, which is cool.
00:50:34.000 I shouldn't say if they become successful.
00:50:35.000 No, they are. 1.00
00:50:36.000 These motherfuckers are very successful. 1.00
00:50:37.000 See, that's the thing, too. 1.00
00:50:38.000 Before I came, look how successful they've been without me. 0.99
00:50:40.000 I'm not trying to change shit. 0.97
00:50:42.000 I'm just trying to tighten them up. 0.97
00:50:42.000 I'm not trying. 0.97
00:50:43.000 I'm fucking doing it. 0.98
00:50:44.000 I'm tightening them up. 0.99
00:50:45.000 It's because they're listening to me, and it's because they know I'm there for them.
00:50:47.000 So there's a couple layers to this onion of our success.
00:50:50.000 It's not just me.
00:50:51.000 It's their belief in me as well.
00:50:52.000 It's the way I carry myself.
00:50:53.000 It's the way they carry themselves.
00:50:54.000 I'm adapting to them.
00:50:55.000 I'm not there trying to make them join Ludwig.
00:50:56.000 I'm making them the best martial arts that I can help them be.
00:50:58.000 Is there a danger of keeping the name Alpha Male?
00:51:01.000 Has it hit the critical douche point yet?
00:51:05.000 I worry about it.
00:51:06.000 I worry about the Alpha Brain.
00:51:08.000 I'm like, man, it bros out at about a solid seven right now.
00:51:13.000 I feel like Splinter from the Ninja Turtles.
00:51:18.000 These are my Ninja Turtles.
00:51:19.000 In San Jose, on April 20th, we rolled in and had TJ Dillashaw, Benavidez, and Mendes all just come and smash their opponents and leave.
00:51:27.000 It was like we just rolled into the town, smashed them in the bounce. 0.99
00:51:29.000 That was the fucking coolest shit ever. 0.98
00:51:31.000 I wish people could experience that same energy. 0.99
00:51:35.000 All that is just fucking cool, man.
00:51:36.000 I love it. 1.00
00:51:38.000 I'm living that shit. 1.00
00:51:39.000 I fucking love it, man. 1.00
00:51:40.000 You're seeing improvement. 0.97
00:51:41.000 You're seeing real technical improvement.
00:51:43.000 You brought up Chad Mendes before. 1.00
00:51:45.000 God damn, is that dude a fucking athlete. 1.00
00:51:47.000 He is on another level. 1.00
00:51:48.000 How Mike Tyson stuck out in the boxing world, this is Chad Mendes.
00:51:51.000 He is a successful, a very dynamic, super athletic athlete.
00:51:56.000 I know he lost to Aldo, but I believe that was before you guys started working together, right?
00:52:01.000 Correct, yeah.
00:52:02.000 I've seen big leaps.
00:52:03.000 I just came to the team in January.
00:52:06.000 He's got one of those...
00:52:07.000 Freaky abilities to cover distance with punches.
00:52:10.000 He is an explosive athlete.
00:52:11.000 He's so fast. 1.00
00:52:12.000 God damn. 1.00
00:52:13.000 He's fast. 1.00
00:52:13.000 He's on another level. 1.00
00:52:15.000 100%.
00:52:15.000 That's the same thing when I was talking about Marcelo finishing up guillotines.
00:52:18.000 There's guys like Mendes that hit takedowns.
00:52:20.000 They hit doubles and you're like, Jesus Christ.
00:52:23.000 His takedown is a missile.
00:52:24.000 It's impossible to stop.
00:52:25.000 That's what's so crazy about Aldo.
00:52:26.000 That Aldo stuffed that.
00:52:28.000 I think Chad gave him too much respect.
00:52:30.000 You know what I mean?
00:52:31.000 I think Chad just gave him too much respect on some stuff.
00:52:35.000 You have to though.
00:52:36.000 Yeah, you have to.
00:52:38.000 Give him respect, but not to the point where it's hindering your own ability.
00:52:42.000 That's the thing I did when I fought Ramon Deckers.
00:52:44.000 You've got to give Ramon Deckers all the respect in the world.
00:52:47.000 For folks who don't know, one of the greatest Muay Thai fighters of all time, it's very arguable, the greatest.
00:52:52.000 Yeah, 100%.
00:52:52.000 I just looked up to him too much, and I just didn't perform to my full ability, and that was disrespectful to him, I felt.
00:53:00.000 That was one of the things, too.
00:53:02.000 You know, I mean, he socks me up and, you know, he won and he'd probably do it again, but I just didn't perform to my full potential. 0.99
00:53:06.000 But, I mean, he'd probably beat my ass no matter what, man. 0.99
00:53:08.000 I love that dude. 0.99
00:53:09.000 He was a good guy.
00:53:09.000 And in all fairness, you also fought him.
00:53:10.000 He was pretty late in his career, right?
00:53:12.000 Yeah, late in his career and he still socks me up. 1.00
00:53:14.000 Bullshit. 1.00
00:53:14.000 Damn it. 1.00
00:53:15.000 Yeah, he's good, man. 1.00
00:53:16.000 I'm a motherfucker. 0.99
00:53:17.000 Yeah, man, much respect for that guy. 1.00
00:53:19.000 He has bad ankles now or something, though?
00:53:21.000 Well, he passed now.
00:53:22.000 Oh, yeah, I know he does.
00:53:23.000 He died recently bike riding, right?
00:53:24.000 Mm-hmm.
00:53:25.000 He had a heart attack show?
00:53:26.000 Yeah.
00:53:41.000 We found one of the videos but when we went to the YouTube page it said it didn't exist.
00:53:50.000 Just look up Bang Muay Thai Highlight.
00:53:52.000 I'll find it in three seconds.
00:53:55.000 Here's a Thai punch slip drill. 0.76
00:53:56.000 No, that's not it.
00:53:57.000 Bang Muay Thai Highlight.
00:54:00.000 Bang Muay Thai, Team Alpha Male Highlight.
00:54:04.000 I bet you don't even have to write that.
00:54:06.000 Yeah, you do, actually.
00:54:07.000 Bang Muay Thai Highlight, Alpha Male Highlight. 0.96
00:54:10.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:54:10.000 Go to Bang Muay Thai Highlight and choose the third one down.
00:54:15.000 It says Bang Muay Thai, Team Alpha Male. 0.80
00:54:17.000 Put it up so we can see it. 1.00
00:54:23.000 You fucked up, Brian. 0.99
00:54:24.000 Now, when we have the TVs off, it turns off the display monitor. 1.00
00:54:28.000 Oh, okay.
00:54:29.000 Here we go, back on.
00:54:31.000 Who's that?
00:54:32.000 That's an instant anyway.
00:54:34.000 Powerful instant anyway. 1.00
00:54:35.000 What a cool motherfucker. 0.99
00:54:36.000 We did like a 1 o'clock in the morning podcast. 1.00
00:54:38.000 Yeah, that was cool.
00:54:38.000 I heard that.
00:54:39.000 I listen to all kinds of podcasts, man.
00:54:41.000 I love this podcast.
00:54:42.000 That was so cool.
00:54:43.000 It was like him and Chuck just sitting here chilling.
00:54:44.000 That's got to be cool, man.
00:54:45.000 Talking about the old days.
00:54:47.000 Hoping out with the Fukushima and such, man. 0.80
00:54:49.000 That's cool.
00:54:49.000 Isn't that nuts, man?
00:54:50.000 They said Fukushima is getting worse and worse.
00:54:52.000 They're starting to see radiation in tuna.
00:54:55.000 Wow.
00:54:55.000 Showed elevated radiation, 3% elevation in radiation of tuna that they're catching in California.
00:55:00.000 Yeah, this is the highlight. 1.00
00:55:02.000 Put that shit on full screen. 1.00
00:55:03.000 This highlight is badass. 1.00
00:55:04.000 This just got done today.
00:55:05.000 Thank you, James Blair.
00:55:06.000 This guy can freaking edit some videos, man.
00:55:09.000 He's been hooking me up for a long time.
00:55:10.000 He does all kinds of badass videos. 0.99
00:55:16.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99
00:55:17.000 There you go. 1.00
00:55:22.000 Powerful promotion.
00:55:24.000 I'm pumping my stuff, man, you know?
00:55:26.000 It's not me, I'm saying I'm promoting you.
00:55:28.000 Sorry, I thank you.
00:55:29.000 Mr. Rogan, thank you, sir.
00:55:30.000 You're welcome.
00:55:31.000 I appreciate it. 1.00
00:55:34.000 Yeah, whoever edited this is a fucking beast. 0.99
00:55:37.000 James Blair. 1.00
00:55:37.000 That guy's badass. 1.00
00:55:39.000 Oh, he did an awesome job.
00:55:40.000 Hey, Benavid.
00:55:41.000 Where you at, Benavid?
00:55:41.000 The music and everything.
00:55:42.000 Look at this head kick.
00:55:43.000 I wanted to ask you about that, too.
00:55:45.000 Yes, sir. 0.86
00:55:46.000 The kicks to the back of the head. 0.80
00:55:48.000 Well, let this play out first. 0.86
00:55:50.000 Let it play out.
00:55:50.000 Let it play out.
00:55:51.000 It's a fucking badass. 0.99
00:55:52.000 There's the next UFC champion. 0.99
00:55:55.000 Benavidez?
00:55:56.000 It depends who gets the shot first.
00:55:57.000 Chad Mendes or Benavidez?
00:55:58.000 Both of them.
00:55:59.000 I think it's going to be Chad.
00:56:00.000 It's closer to the title shot.
00:56:01.000 Just for the ranking situation.
00:56:03.000 Benavidez is also getting better, man. 1.00
00:56:04.000 He's a fucking animal. 1.00
00:56:06.000 That was the same. 1.00
00:56:07.000 Dillashaw, poof! 0.99
00:56:08.000 Where you at?
00:56:08.000 Oh, I loved that fight.
00:56:10.000 Dude, that was the first fight where I said, wow, you hit another level.
00:56:15.000 You were clearly on another level.
00:56:17.000 Technically, the way you were moving, I appreciate that.
00:56:20.000 Cousin Leonard Garcia. 1.00
00:56:22.000 That kid's a wild motherfucker. 1.00
00:56:24.000 So is this one. 1.00
00:56:26.000 Benavidez is a wild motherfucker with his nipple rings and shit. 1.00
00:56:29.000 Tornado of punches, man. 1.00
00:56:30.000 Dude weighs in with nipple rings on. 1.00
00:56:33.000 He's a savage. 0.99
00:56:35.000 Yeah, that was a great fight too, man.
00:56:38.000 You almost did that to me today on the mitts. 0.95
00:56:40.000 Oh, you're an animal.
00:56:41.000 This soundtrack sounds like you walking through a door in your TV show, Joe. 0.69
00:56:45.000 There's not enough screeching.
00:56:49.000 Wolves calling. 1.00
00:56:50.000 Damn. 1.00
00:56:52.000 What a wild highlight. 0.99
00:56:56.000 That's the top of my Bangaway Thai system.
00:56:59.000 What I do is, each week I send out to my affiliates, I have four to ten detailed video curriculums showing them exactly what drill or technique to do that week.
00:57:06.000 And each week I take my iPhone.
00:57:07.000 That's what it is.
00:57:08.000 I'm not just trying to sell you a banner of my name and put it on your gym. 0.98
00:57:11.000 I take my fucking iPhone, like we recorded the video today, I take my iPhone, I say, okay, I have my curriculum, I have my structured curriculum. 0.98
00:57:17.000 Whatever we do this week, we do that same class in three or six months from now, depending on if it's an intermediate or fundamental curriculum. 0.99
00:57:23.000 But I take my phone, I record the videos, mainly with TJ Dillashaw, I record, okay, this is the drill that you do, boom, here's live, boom, boom, boom.
00:57:31.000 Now you're going to do this drill five for five or one full round of pieces, depending on what it is and what week it is as well. 0.94
00:57:35.000 But I send them exactly what fucking drills and combos to do that week. 1.00
00:57:38.000 Each and every week I send that shit out. 1.00
00:57:40.000 And I'm very proud of it. 1.00
00:57:41.000 I know too much not to teach, man.
00:57:43.000 I love it.
00:57:43.000 I wish I had this for me when I was coming up.
00:57:45.000 And I love life now. 0.95
00:57:48.000 It's fucking cool. 0.89
00:57:49.000 Are you on Adderall? 0.99
00:57:50.000 No, I'm excited.
00:57:52.000 This is him, dude. 0.95
00:57:52.000 I'm fucking excited. 0.95
00:57:53.000 I got whatever. 0.98
00:57:54.000 What's this coffee?
00:57:55.000 Bulletproof coffee, man.
00:57:56.000 And I took four alpha brains.
00:57:57.000 That'll do it.
00:57:57.000 Dude, I'm telling you, man.
00:57:58.000 This is fucking... 0.99
00:57:59.000 I love the... 1.00
00:57:59.000 What's the alternative names for alpha brains? 1.00
00:58:01.000 I think you can get away with...
00:58:03.000 By the way, I was only joking about the alpha male thing.
00:58:06.000 I think you can get away with it.
00:58:08.000 Because people call us Death Squad, which is way douchier.
00:58:11.000 Right?
00:58:12.000 As long as you act cool, man, the name will be alright.
00:58:14.000 I heard it's pounding too hard to talk about.
00:58:15.000 You know what I mean?
00:58:16.000 He's making your heart pound?
00:58:18.000 I'm excited, man. 1.00
00:58:20.000 I love this shit, man. 1.00
00:58:22.000 It's like we're training. 1.00
00:58:22.000 I'm passionate. 1.00
00:58:23.000 I love life, man.
00:58:26.000 I love it. 0.99
00:58:26.000 I came through so much bullshit as a child. 0.99
00:58:29.000 I'm happy I could do what the fuck I want to do right now. 1.00
00:58:31.000 I love life, man. 0.99
00:58:32.000 It's fucking cool. 0.98
00:58:33.000 I got to make the decisions that I want to fucking make as an adult now. 0.99
00:58:36.000 Well, most of the decisions anyway. 0.98
00:58:38.000 It's good, man.
00:58:39.000 Life's good.
00:58:39.000 I'm living through these guys.
00:58:40.000 They're going to get a fucking world title. 0.99
00:58:42.000 It's going to be Benavidez or Chad first, depending on what shot we get first. 0.99
00:58:45.000 I'm going to game plan the fuck out of that, but I'm going to game plan in there and make sure that I'm going to ask them to do what I feel they need to do for the fight.
00:58:53.000 I'm not trying to make them me.
00:58:54.000 Right.
00:58:54.000 You're just enjoying watching them progress.
00:58:56.000 I fucking enjoy this shit. 1.00
00:58:57.000 Yeah, man. 1.00
00:58:58.000 I'm learning to the point now that when I have a good time like this Rogan podcast where we train or I'm in the fights, I'm learning to embrace that shit 100% as much as I can. 0.97
00:59:07.000 And then when I have a problem or a difficult time, I'm stepping away and looking at that from the sides. 0.94
00:59:11.000 I don't want to be wrapped up in the problems.
00:59:12.000 I want to look at the problems from the distance. 0.85
00:59:14.000 And we have a good time when I'm in that cage and I'm walking these guys out and I'm fucking holding myths on the podcast. 0.99
00:59:19.000 I'm trying to enjoy this shit to the full fucking potential that I can. 0.99
00:59:22.000 Because I know I'm going to be on this fucking earth for however long I'm going to be. 1.00
00:59:25.000 Knock your shit off, TJ. No gold stars for you. 1.00
00:59:28.000 I don't even have to get you to slow down. 1.00
00:59:30.000 I love this shit, man. 1.00
00:59:31.000 I do. 1.00
00:59:32.000 No, I don't.
00:59:32.000 You said I love it.
00:59:33.000 I'm going to say that shit some more. 1.00
00:59:35.000 We totally got that part of your message. 1.00
00:59:37.000 I love it, man.
00:59:38.000 We got that part of your message.
00:59:39.000 We're well aware that you, in fact, love it. 0.99
00:59:42.000 Well, I want to make sure other motherfuckers love their life, too. 1.00
00:59:44.000 So they need to make the decision that they need to make to be fucking happy. 0.99
00:59:47.000 Doing something that people enjoy and doing something that you can help people with is one of the keys to happiness. 0.89
00:59:53.000 That's one of the things, too.
00:59:53.000 I'm seeing these guys get better human beings and martial artists.
00:59:56.000 That's making me feel good.
00:59:58.000 Well, isn't it an interesting thing?
00:59:59.000 It's like being a fighter and being a training partner are two very different things.
01:00:03.000 And then being a trainer is another very different thing.
01:00:06.000 And a lot of people don't understand that.
01:00:07.000 To be a good training partner, you have to, first of all, you have to know where a fighter is in their development.
01:00:13.000 You've got to not take advantage of them.
01:00:14.000 You've got to not hit them. 0.98
01:00:15.000 When you know they're doing five fresh guys in a row, don't be a dickhead. 0.88
01:00:20.000 Just make them work. 0.95
01:00:21.000 Make the guy work.
01:00:22.000 That's what you're supposed to be doing.
01:00:23.000 I ask the guys at the gym.
01:00:25.000 I tell them, you know, I ask them. 1.00
01:00:26.000 Did you interrupt me now, bitch? 1.00
01:00:27.000 Yes, I did. 1.00
01:00:28.000 You ready to go? 0.99
01:00:28.000 What the hell? 0.99
01:00:29.000 Let's beat him up. 1.00
01:00:30.000 It might take two of us for this game. 0.75
01:00:32.000 What I was going to say.
01:00:33.000 Sorry, carry on.
01:00:34.000 No, I'm just kidding.
01:00:35.000 No, carry on.
01:00:35.000 I was going to say that being a trainer is another, that's the next thing.
01:00:39.000 It's a completely different thing.
01:00:40.000 And in that, you're benefiting entirely on other people benefiting from you.
01:00:45.000 And you take your pride in molding them as fighters, you know?
01:00:49.000 For sure.
01:00:50.000 It's a very different experience though, right?
01:00:51.000 It is a different experience, but it's something I've been doing since I was 19 anyway, is just helping professional athletes train.
01:00:57.000 It's just because I need to train the partners.
01:00:59.000 I'm telling the guys, if I'm doing this, look out for this, and just helping people break things down, help coach me as well.
01:01:05.000 So it's been a give and take, and now for me to do it full-time, man, and again, I'm not even going to say it, but I love it.
01:01:10.000 Do you think you're happier as a trainer than you were as a fighter?
01:01:13.000 100%.
01:01:14.000 I was too stressed, and I understood that.
01:01:18.000 When I win the fight, I'm going to make so much.
01:01:20.000 If I didn't win the fight, I'm going to make this much.
01:01:21.000 That was a hard thing for me.
01:01:23.000 In 2004, after I won my second world title on kickboxing, My first world title was MMA with Janz, and then my second world title was a Thai boxing world title.
01:01:32.000 So once I did that, I completed the goals that I set in my life.
01:01:36.000 And then from there, things changed.
01:01:37.000 We could look at just the statistics of my record.
01:01:39.000 It was boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
01:01:40.000 Maybe, you know, a launch or two, boom, boom, boom, boom. 0.99
01:01:42.000 Kicking not everybody's ass, but doing good. 0.96
01:01:43.000 And then at 2004, when I won my second world title, it just went boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 0.99
01:01:47.000 You just lost your enthusiasm.
01:01:48.000 Yeah.
01:01:48.000 Yep, since 2004. Was it just a matter of just not being able to keep up certain RPMs, or was it the training environment?
01:01:55.000 You know...
01:01:55.000 I'm not quite sure where to push the blame, but the main thing for me to say...
01:01:58.000 What's not really blame?
01:01:59.000 Well, you know, it just depends on how you look at it.
01:02:01.000 Well, obviously, right?
01:02:02.000 Life.
01:02:02.000 But I just set a goal to win the world title, kickboxing world title, when I was a child.
01:02:08.000 My first world title was MMA world title.
01:02:09.000 I didn't complete my goal.
01:02:11.000 So I went for the world, the kickboxing world title, came around, and I finally got it.
01:02:15.000 So then that just changed things for me.
01:02:16.000 I said my goal was too low, basically.
01:02:18.000 What title did you have in MMA? When I fought Jens Pover in UCC in Canada.
01:02:22.000 That was his first, I think his first fight, once he left the UFC. That was a quick knockout too, right?
01:02:42.000 I didn't set my goals too low.
01:02:43.000 And then I started searching for, okay, I need a certain opponent to motivate me.
01:02:46.000 Or I need a certain training gap.
01:02:48.000 Maybe I need to go train here.
01:02:49.000 I started searching for things.
01:02:50.000 Maybe money's going to motivate me.
01:02:51.000 And I started searching for things to motivate me.
01:02:53.000 Because I'm just very black and white.
01:02:55.000 I'm going to win a world title.
01:02:56.000 I set my goal.
01:02:57.000 I went to it.
01:02:57.000 I got it.
01:02:58.000 And I was kind of like, now what? 0.95
01:02:59.000 Do you ever stop and go, damn, I wish I had somebody like me training me? 0.92
01:03:02.000 I say that 100% of the time. 1.00
01:03:03.000 That's why I tell these fucking guys too. 0.99
01:03:05.000 I'm there coaching them. 1.00
01:03:07.000 I'm there for them.
01:03:08.000 Pay attention. 1.00
01:03:09.000 Don't waste my fucking time. 1.00
01:03:09.000 Don't show up late. 1.00
01:03:10.000 Don't do the drill half fast.
01:03:12.000 We're doing split seconds in fractions of an inch. 0.99
01:03:14.000 It's got to be fucking done right or don't fucking do it. 0.97
01:03:16.000 And there's more money in MMA now. 0.98
01:03:17.000 There's more money in MMA now, for sure.
01:03:19.000 Back when you were in King of the Cage.
01:03:21.000 Yeah, my first two fights in King of the Cage, I got zero money.
01:03:24.000 Yeah, the King of the Cage one when you pulled off the karate kick.
01:03:27.000 Oh, story time.
01:03:28.000 Alright, here we go.
01:03:29.000 So, it was, you know, I was nervous for the fight.
01:03:32.000 So, apparently, the promoter told me that that fighter wanted to, he asked to fight me.
01:03:36.000 So, I took that personal. 1.00
01:03:37.000 I was like, okay, alright, motherfucker. 1.00
01:03:38.000 He wanted to fight me. 1.00
01:03:39.000 So, I'm backstage.
01:03:41.000 I'm a little, you know, I'm not little. 0.98
01:03:42.000 I'm nervous as fuck for the fight. 0.96
01:03:43.000 And so, boss sees that I'm nervous and he wants me to relax. 0.95
01:03:45.000 He goes, hey, Dwayne.
01:03:46.000 If you want to throw him off, do the Karate Kid.
01:03:48.000 And I'm like...
01:03:49.000 But I look back at it now, I see what he's trying to do.
01:03:51.000 Just relax me. 1.00
01:03:52.000 By the time, I'm like, fuck, boss. 1.00
01:03:53.000 I'm nervous as fuck. 1.00
01:03:54.000 I'm going to go fight. 0.99
01:03:55.000 I'm knocking off. 0.98
01:03:56.000 So I got to the point of the fight where I was just sucking him up. 0.93
01:03:58.000 I had my wings. 0.59
01:03:59.000 I was doing what I wanted.
01:04:00.000 And then it just came to me.
01:04:02.000 Just a little tribute to boss.
01:04:03.000 You do the Karate Kid.
01:04:04.000 And then I went back to fighting.
01:04:05.000 And then they stopped the bout.
01:04:07.000 But...
01:04:08.000 So, you know, I took that.
01:04:09.000 That's my angel logo.
01:04:10.000 There's a couple pieces to that.
01:04:11.000 You know, it's doing the credit kit as far as a tribute to boss.
01:04:14.000 It's got the wings because I feel like I always make the right decisions.
01:04:17.000 I don't really screw people over.
01:04:19.000 So you feel like you have an angel?
01:04:20.000 Correct.
01:04:21.000 Well, no, that's just, you know, for me...
01:04:23.000 So you are an angel.
01:04:24.000 It's just, it's part of me is I feel like I always do the right things and the heads bow down as far as, you know, so I'm not above people.
01:04:30.000 I'm just doing what I feel is right in life.
01:04:31.000 So you gave yourself some wings?
01:04:32.000 I gave myself some wings, yes.
01:04:34.000 Yes. 1.00
01:04:34.000 Trademarking my shit. 1.00
01:04:35.000 Birds are cunts. 1.00
01:04:36.000 Do you know that? 1.00
01:04:36.000 Birds are like some of the shittiest, fucking nastiest animals. 1.00
01:04:39.000 You should give yourself like puppy ears. 1.00
01:04:41.000 Just to show that you're really lovable and perfect.
01:04:44.000 How come everybody wants to be an eagle?
01:04:45.000 Nobody wants to be a puppy.
01:04:47.000 Puppies are like way sweeter than eagles. 1.00
01:04:48.000 Eagles are fucking assholes. 1.00
01:04:50.000 Well, yeah, Eagle, eat a puppy. 1.00
01:04:52.000 Snatch that motherfucker right out of your hands. 1.00
01:04:53.000 Take him off to a treetop and eat his brains. 1.00
01:04:56.000 That puppy's got to work his footwork, you know, his basics. 1.00
01:04:57.000 He's got to be moving, motherfucker, let's go. 1.00
01:04:59.000 Come on, that's rude. 1.00
01:05:00.000 He's a baby. 1.00
01:05:01.000 The parents should have been watching the fucking kid, right? 1.00
01:05:04.000 It's true. 1.00
01:05:04.000 Little bangs, always training. 1.00
01:05:07.000 Yeah, for real.
01:05:07.000 If he sees the logo, like he's watching the highlight video this morning, that just got finished today.
01:05:11.000 He sees the angel logo, he goes, that's me.
01:05:13.000 So it's awesome.
01:05:14.000 My little boy.
01:05:15.000 His name's Dwayne Bang Ludwig, my little boy.
01:05:17.000 So he's badass.
01:05:17.000 And I have a third baby on the way.
01:05:19.000 And his middle name's going to be Boss.
01:05:20.000 So that's going to be cool.
01:05:21.000 Okay, I was going to say, you can't name him Dwayne 2. Go George Foreman.
01:05:24.000 This is Dwayne Bang-Bang Ludwig.
01:05:26.000 This is Dwayne Bang-Bang.
01:05:27.000 This is Dwayne Poop.
01:05:28.000 Like George Foreman, I guess, named all his kids George.
01:05:31.000 Yeah, he did.
01:05:33.000 Easy to remember that. 1.00
01:05:35.000 He was a bad motherfucker. 1.00
01:05:36.000 Yeah, for sure. 1.00
01:05:37.000 He was just too bad to have other kids, like, to have kids without his name.
01:05:40.000 He's like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
01:05:42.000 Like, George, you can't name them all George.
01:05:44.000 Well, yes, I can.
01:05:45.000 Yeah, I will.
01:05:46.000 I can and I will. 1.00
01:05:47.000 Bitch, you know who I am? 1.00
01:05:49.000 Exactly. 1.00
01:05:49.000 He's like, I'm not a regular dude. 1.00
01:05:51.000 Like, he feels like he can get away with shit that other people can't. 0.99
01:05:54.000 And he's right. 0.99
01:05:55.000 Yeah.
01:05:56.000 You know? 0.99
01:05:56.000 I mean, and to people that try to stop that, he's going to call his kids George, and you're going to have to fucking deal with it. 0.99
01:06:02.000 That's just a fact. 0.98
01:06:03.000 Yeah.
01:06:03.000 That's life.
01:06:04.000 That means you're a bad man.
01:06:05.000 Just like when we positioned for the Fastest Knockout to come around, they said no, but you kept helping pushing for me, and then the fans, and then finally Dana White stepped in and was like, okay, no, it's official with the UFC. So...
01:06:15.000 But it's only faster by 200 seconds.
01:06:17.000 I'm an amateur MMA historian.
01:06:19.000 So for me, it was like, I have all these details sort of stored in my head.
01:06:24.000 I don't really carry it around on a computer.
01:06:27.000 I literally have all these details because I love MMA. So for me, it was always a travesty.
01:06:32.000 If we're going to bring up the record, you've got to bring up Bang Ludwig. 0.97
01:06:37.000 So someone will bring up the record, but I'll go, well, but it's not the real record, because Dwayne Bang Ludwig should have the fucking record. 0.96
01:06:42.000 That's just a fact. 0.94
01:06:43.000 Yeah, I appreciate it.
01:06:44.000 But as an historian, as an MMA historian, every fight has an asterisk.
01:06:48.000 Jon Jones has one loss.
01:06:49.000 Okay, you can call it that. 0.95
01:06:50.000 But he beat the fuck out of Matt Hamill and he was smashing him. 0.98
01:06:53.000 And the only reason why that 12-6 elbow is illegal is because when the Athletic Commission met with Big John McCarthy, they were concerned about those dudes on ESPN at 6 o'clock in the morning that are fucking smashing bricks with their elbows. 0.94
01:07:04.000 So they're like, you can't do that brick smashing move. 0.99
01:07:07.000 That shit's too powerful. 1.00
01:07:08.000 And so everybody's like, all right. 1.00
01:07:09.000 But meanwhile, maybe it's arguable that this elbow is more powerful than the downward elbow.
01:07:15.000 The downward elbow doesn't seem to have as much weight behind it as a straight elbow.
01:07:19.000 How is it any more dangerous?
01:07:21.000 It's crazy.
01:07:22.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:07:22.000 But we're stuck with it.
01:07:24.000 We're totally, completely stuck with it.
01:07:26.000 Yeah, that's legal in Thai boxing.
01:07:27.000 Yeah, it totally should be legal.
01:07:29.000 It's an elbow.
01:07:30.000 I mean, if you can hit a guy with a knee to the face, you're telling me you can't... 0.99
01:07:32.000 You know how fucking hard a knee is to the face? 0.98
01:07:35.000 You can hit him with that, but you can't hit him with an elbow like that? 1.00
01:07:37.000 That is ridiculous. 0.99
01:07:39.000 A knee might be three times harder than an elbow. 0.97
01:07:41.000 You know, like, you see what Alistair did to Travis Brown's body? 0.99
01:07:44.000 Like, God damn! 1.00
01:07:46.000 Nobody throws knees to the fucking body like the ream. 1.00
01:07:49.000 He can crack some... 1.00
01:07:50.000 For sure. 1.00
01:07:51.000 Damn! 1.00
01:07:51.000 Watching it in real life, it's like he's doing something totally different. 1.00
01:07:54.000 Everybody's doing one thing, but when he's doing it, it's like he's going through your fucking body. 0.99
01:08:00.000 That Travis Brown, you can't teach that kind of heart. 1.00
01:08:04.000 You can't teach that shit. 1.00
01:08:05.000 That dude has zero give up in him. 1.00
01:08:08.000 It is nothing.
01:08:09.000 If he had 1% give up in him, a half of a percent, the fight's over. 0.99
01:08:14.000 He literally weathered the craziest nuclear fucking winter storm, you know, solar fucking flares. 1.00
01:08:21.000 He weathered the craziest shit ever. 1.00
01:08:23.000 But because he didn't take it to the head, it was all just about him having the guts and the heart to power through it. 1.00
01:08:29.000 If Alistair hit him with those shots in the head, his body would just shut off. 0.98
01:08:33.000 But because he took him to the body, like, his heart got him through one of the craziest beatings I have ever witnessed anybody survive and then overcome in the same fucking round. 0.97
01:08:44.000 I mean, that was one of the greatest come-from-behind rounds of all time. 0.94
01:08:48.000 I actually missed that fight. 0.99
01:08:49.000 God damn it, Dave Blankton! 1.00
01:08:53.000 Damn! 1.00
01:08:54.000 How the fuck did we miss that? 1.00
01:08:55.000 We were walking back from Uriah's fight. 0.99
01:08:57.000 Because Uriah was on the car, Uriah Faber.
01:08:59.000 So, we were walking back through the tunnel after his fight.
01:09:01.000 As they were fighting, we were doing his doctor check and such.
01:09:03.000 So, I was backstage.
01:09:04.000 But as we're walking through one of the rooms, I hear, oh, no So I run through and peek my head through the window and I see Alistair just dropping.
01:09:10.000 Dude, it's the craziest fight ever.
01:09:12.000 It's one of the craziest fights ever.
01:09:13.000 I wonder if we could show it.
01:09:14.000 I need to get permission from Dana White if we could just show these things.
01:09:17.000 Because sometimes they pull YouTube videos.
01:09:19.000 For folks who don't know, if shit gets pulled off of YouTube, a lot of times there's a bot that just searches for certain names. 0.99
01:09:26.000 Like if you write UFC in the title, they'll just yank our shit. 0.99
01:09:29.000 They'll just take it offline. 0.98
01:09:30.000 So you're going to put Y-O-U-F-C. And there's a lot of videos that have me online that have been, they put advertisements on.
01:09:37.000 There's a company that does that.
01:09:39.000 They'll do it for you.
01:09:40.000 Like if it's your content, they put your content online, you put an advertising on it and you get like, it's like a penny.
01:09:46.000 Oh, the AdSense account or something?
01:09:48.000 Yeah, it's a fascinating thing, but for the UFC, they don't play.
01:09:51.000 So if it says UFC anywhere in the video, they just yank it.
01:09:55.000 Is there a law that if their TV's in the background and you're filming with your cell phone, that that's legal?
01:10:01.000 Because that seems like when you search Miley Cyrus from MTV last night, and it's only the ones that are people filming their TV. That's a good question.
01:10:11.000 And that's why I always wondered if people always had a TV behind them to show video clips and stuff like that, because that's kind of like...
01:10:17.000 Well, I do know that one thing, that if you have a video, like say if you have a video, like a scene from a movie, That that scene from a movie has a digital signature.
01:10:26.000 They can find that digital signature on like YouTube.
01:10:29.000 So like a song as well, like a song has a digital signature.
01:10:33.000 And so they can do a search on that digital signature.
01:10:35.000 So if this says there's a Paul McCartney Band on the Run, they're playing Band on the Run in a video, they can find that that has Band on the Run in it.
01:10:42.000 Somehow or another they can do that. 0.99
01:10:44.000 If you take it and you film it with your phone, and obviously I'm an idiot. 1.00
01:10:49.000 Do not listen to me here. 0.99
01:10:50.000 I'm just speculating.
01:10:51.000 I know nothing about computers. 0.97
01:10:54.000 But from my idiot perspective, I would imagine that it would have a different digital signature. 0.97
01:10:58.000 It would be a different length. 0.99
01:10:59.000 The sound quality would be different.
01:11:01.000 If you were doing it from a phone, you'd have the ambient noise of the room that you're doing in.
01:11:05.000 You might have you breathe.
01:11:06.000 You might fart. 1.00
01:11:07.000 Maybe a lot of shit is on the video. 1.00
01:11:08.000 Some might not recognize it. 0.99
01:11:10.000 But that's just...
01:11:10.000 I don't even know why I'm speculating.
01:11:12.000 Fucking wasted all your time. 0.99
01:11:15.000 There's a lot of people out there going, oh yeah, what Joe Rogan says, it's totally legal because he fought it or something. 1.00
01:11:22.000 You keep on questioning everything.
01:11:23.000 You can't stop.
01:11:24.000 Let me ask this on that show.
01:11:26.000 I think I'm done questioning things.
01:11:29.000 With the one with chemtrails. 0.87
01:11:31.000 That one, I don't know either way, I'm not fucking up there, but there is a difference between the ones that do dissipate right away and the ones that stick around.
01:11:38.000 Well, again, I am absolutely not a scientist. 0.98
01:11:43.000 Anything that I will say on any, whether it's about fucking air travel or space exploration, anything that I'll say on anything, the caveat that must be stated is I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. 0.96
01:11:56.000 I have no education on these subjects and I'm merely reiterating things that I've heard people say online. 0.98
01:12:01.000 If you were to say that, everyone would think so, though.
01:12:04.000 You sound confident about it.
01:12:05.000 That's the problem.
01:12:06.000 It's awesome. 1.00
01:12:06.000 I sound like an idiot. 1.00
01:12:09.000 Especially if I'm wrong and I'm super confident. 1.00
01:12:11.000 That's how cult gets started.
01:12:13.000 People are confident.
01:12:15.000 People want to listen to them.
01:12:16.000 But I'm super honest about what I know and what I don't know. 1.00
01:12:18.000 I'm fucking as honest as is humanly possible, even if it makes you look like an asshole. 0.99
01:12:22.000 But in that situation, I do know for a fact that when contrails are more likely, there's a map on a NASA website. 0.99
01:12:31.000 You can go to NASA's website and they'll show you where contrails will linger in the sky and where they won't.
01:12:37.000 In fact, in 1942, the government was doing a research project on what they called persistent condensation trails.
01:12:44.000 And what they discovered is during various atmospheric conditions, whether there's a lot of moisture in the atmosphere or less moisture, depending on what the conditions are, It will change the length of the contrails that appear behind jets.
01:12:57.000 And when you burn jet fuel, it creates moisture.
01:13:00.000 And when you create moisture out of that burning jet fuel and it changes the temperature of the air as it passes through like that, you literally create a cloud.
01:13:06.000 And so when people are looking at that and they're thinking, oh, the government's spraying us with fake clouds.
01:13:11.000 It's very easy to think that.
01:13:13.000 It's very easy.
01:13:14.000 And this does not mean that they haven't done...
01:13:18.000 Tests and really unethical things with spraying aerosols from planes.
01:13:22.000 We know they have.
01:13:23.000 We know that pesticides are sprayed from planes.
01:13:25.000 So we're familiar.
01:13:27.000 We have that archetype in our head of spraying poison.
01:13:29.000 We've seen the footage from Vietnam where they sprayed Agent Orange to defoliate vast parts in jungles. 1.00
01:13:35.000 We've seen all that shit. 0.99
01:13:36.000 So we're wary of things that are sprayed from planes. 1.00
01:13:39.000 And you should be.
01:13:40.000 But you should also know that there is a huge difference between that and what you're seeing in the sky on a regular basis.
01:13:47.000 And when you start saying that what you're seeing in the sky on a regular basis is the government spraying chemicals, you really throw a monkey wrench into the whole idea of them actually spraying chemicals.
01:13:57.000 Because, first of all, the argument is that they're spraying aluminum and barium.
01:14:01.000 Again, I'm not a scientist. 0.96
01:14:02.000 I'm half retarded. 0.98
01:14:04.000 Again, took a lot of shots to the head as a youngster. 0.57
01:14:07.000 But the reality is if they did spray aluminum and barium in the sky, it wouldn't linger like a cloud.
01:14:13.000 It's lingering like a cloud because it's a cloud.
01:14:16.000 And I know a lot of people have invested a long amount of their life wanting to think that what they're seeing is chemicals.
01:14:23.000 And so it fucks with you because it's hard to admit you're wrong.
01:14:27.000 It's hard to change gears. 0.99
01:14:29.000 We all know that.
01:14:29.000 But in this situation, we have to look at...
01:14:33.000 There might be times when someone's spraying something from the sky, but the majority of what you're seeing is just a byproduct of a jet engine going through condensation.
01:14:42.000 And then there's the reality.
01:14:44.000 People say, well, are they geoengineering?
01:14:45.000 No, but yes.
01:14:47.000 So here's the reality.
01:14:48.000 The reality is, even though it's just an accidental byproduct of jet travel, it does change the environment, and it is geoengineering.
01:14:57.000 But it's not on purpose.
01:14:59.000 Not on purpose.
01:14:59.000 It's just a part of flying.
01:15:01.000 If we're gonna have... 0.99
01:15:01.000 There's 93,000 fucking flights a day worldwide. 0.99
01:15:05.000 A day. 1.00
01:15:06.000 So they're burning jet fuel in the sky above your head. 1.00
01:15:09.000 They're taking toxic fuel in fucking hundred gallon wings full of this shit. 1.00
01:15:15.000 Your wings are filled up with fucking fuel. 1.00
01:15:17.000 And they're burning that shit up in the sky and creating clouds. 1.00
01:15:21.000 Fuck yeah, it changes the environment. 1.00
01:15:23.000 But it's just like... 1.00
01:15:25.000 Pollution changes the environment in LA. When you're driving on the highway, it's not the government spraying pollution, okay?
01:15:30.000 It's fucking pollution. 0.99
01:15:31.000 It's just a byproduct of human civilization. 0.99
01:15:34.000 And a byproduct of air travel is, A, they're burning jet fuel in the sky, and B, it creates persistent condensation trails under certain atmospheric conditions.
01:15:43.000 This is the best that I could discern after research and talking to real experts. 0.97
01:15:48.000 But this doesn't, this is where people go, you're a fucking disinformation agent, Joe Rogan's working for the government. 1.00
01:15:52.000 You gotta stop and look at this shit rationally. 0.99
01:15:55.000 If you're wrong about the majority of what you see in the sky, you discredit the possibility, the very real possibility, that things have been done. 0.99
01:16:04.000 Like, there's a study about St. Louis.
01:16:07.000 I think it was St. Louis.
01:16:08.000 Hold on.
01:16:08.000 Let me pull this up.
01:16:09.000 St. Louis...
01:16:11.000 There was something that was in the news really recently that they discovered.
01:16:14.000 Radiation.
01:16:15.000 I think chemtrails are just an excuse for pansies that like to look at clouds. 1.00
01:16:20.000 A reason to look up in the skies.
01:16:21.000 Clouds are beautiful, man.
01:16:22.000 I'm just curious on why some stick around and why some don't.
01:16:26.000 Okay, so this is because of atmospheric conditions.
01:16:29.000 There's a difference between sometimes it rains and sometimes it doesn't.
01:16:32.000 Sometimes there's clouds, sometimes there's nothing in the sky.
01:16:34.000 The conditions, apparently, when it's right before a crowd, like it's kind of hazy, those are the conditions that are best for creating these persistent condensation trails. 0.96
01:16:43.000 And people have to understand, these are fucking Southwest Airlines flights you're looking at. 0.88
01:16:46.000 These are unmarked government planes. 0.99
01:16:50.000 Man, do you really know that?
01:16:51.000 What kind of telescope do you have?
01:16:53.000 How much research have you actually done? 1.00
01:16:54.000 Or, you're like me, do you just reiterate shit that you learn online? 0.98
01:16:58.000 Well, doing this show and doing the show on chemtrails, more people got fucking mad at me because of chemtrails than anything. 0.99
01:17:05.000 And I take part of the blame for that. 0.88
01:17:07.000 One of the reasons why is because I think they did a shitty job of editing it.
01:17:10.000 And there's no disrespect, but the way the people edit that show, they have eight hours of footage, they have to slam down into 44 minutes.
01:17:17.000 And to them, it wasn't important to totally, completely explain what causes a chemtrail.
01:17:22.000 I didn't have a 100% say as to how the show got edited.
01:17:28.000 I had say after the fact.
01:17:30.000 I would voice my opinion.
01:17:32.000 It would get overruled or they would listen to me.
01:17:34.000 It varied.
01:17:35.000 And in this, I lost.
01:17:36.000 And in this, I think we created a bad product.
01:17:38.000 I don't think it represented fully the correct full explanation of what contrails are.
01:17:44.000 Because it's such a complex issue, I think we owed a very complex and scientific explanation. 0.99
01:17:50.000 But the problem is, people think that shit's boring. 1.00
01:17:52.000 Like, what I just said right now, the majority of people listening that would watch American Idol would go, what the fuck are you yapping around? 0.99
01:17:58.000 This podcast is not for everybody, you know? 0.94
01:18:00.000 And this conversation is not for everybody.
01:18:02.000 But if you want to make a TV show, it kind of has to be for everybody for the network to accept it.
01:18:07.000 Until it becomes really successful or finds its niche, and then people, you know, like South Park, they can do whatever the fuck they want, you know, because it's a proven product. 1.00
01:18:14.000 If you had another show where you tried to make a cartoon where a gay guy is stuffing Paris Hilton up his ass and winning a slut off, they would go, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00
01:18:23.000 No, you can't do that. 1.00
01:18:24.000 But South Park is so successful and is so proven in the market that they do that.
01:18:29.000 But when your show's not proven, it's hard to have your say as to how things get done.
01:18:34.000 It's a complex dance.
01:18:35.000 And I don't think we pulled it off.
01:18:36.000 But it's part of the thing of creating something, like when you're trying to create a show.
01:18:40.000 I feel personally responsible for it, though, because a lot of people got angry, and I think a lot of that anger could have been avoided.
01:18:47.000 When I first started looking at chemtrails online, I, too, believed that it was a possibility.
01:18:54.000 Like, is it possible they're just pulling this off right in front of our face?
01:18:56.000 They're just spraying the sky?
01:18:57.000 But then the more you look into it, you go, no, there's photos from 1980 that show these contrails, like long ones that lingered in the sky.
01:19:04.000 People say, when we were younger, they didn't linger.
01:19:07.000 Actually, they did.
01:19:07.000 You just don't remember.
01:19:08.000 They pay attention. 0.99
01:19:09.000 How much the fuck do you pay attention to clouds that are created by jets when you're eight? 1.00
01:19:12.000 You know, can you really tell me exactly what the fuck you saw? 1.00
01:19:15.000 I barely remember shit I did last week. 0.99
01:19:17.000 I mean, I'm being honest. 0.99
01:19:18.000 I barely remember important shit. 0.95
01:19:20.000 I did like shows that I did that were great. 0.98
01:19:22.000 I got a standing ovation.
01:19:23.000 I barely remember them.
01:19:24.000 You tell me you remember these contrails from when you were eight years old?
01:19:29.000 Do you remember the footwork drill that we did today? 1.00
01:19:30.000 I fucking remember that shit, dude. 1.00
01:19:32.000 I learned some stuff from DwayneBang.com today. 1.00
01:19:36.000 Dwayne, why don't you forget it either, man.
01:19:37.000 These people that I'm talking to, there's a problem with doing this show.
01:19:41.000 And this is why I don't know if I'm going to continue doing it.
01:19:43.000 I mean, first of all, sci-fi hasn't asked me to do it again, but even if they do, I have to really think about how it's...
01:19:47.000 I don't think I'm doing what I want to do.
01:19:50.000 I don't think it's coming out the way I want it to come out.
01:19:53.000 There's part of it that is.
01:19:54.000 There was an episode we did on transhumanism.
01:19:56.000 It's all complicated, the science of extending human life.
01:19:59.000 Oh, okay.
01:19:59.000 I love that because I got to talk to all these super intelligent people and pick their brain and ask really important to me questions.
01:20:06.000 I'd love that. 0.99
01:20:07.000 But talking to people that are telling me they're seeing bulletproof wolves and ghosts and shit that pops out of the... 0.99
01:20:13.000 There's a wormhole and out came a bulletproof wolf. 0.99
01:20:16.000 Oh, that sure happened.
01:20:18.000 I'm sure you didn't have a camera.
01:20:20.000 I mean, why would you while you're out there hunting for bulletproof wolves?
01:20:23.000 I got tired of it. 0.99
01:20:24.000 I got tired of talking to people that are just crazy people or silly people or... 1.00
01:20:29.000 People that need a fucking hug. 1.00
01:20:30.000 There's a lot of that out there. 1.00
01:20:31.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:20:32.000 100%.
01:20:32.000 And there's also a lot of people that really believe what they are saying.
01:20:36.000 And it's not because they're assholes. 1.00
01:20:38.000 It's because they lack critical thinking skills. 0.99
01:20:42.000 Whether no one's taught it to them, whether they've ignored them, whether it's the way they were raised, whether it's the environment they grew up in, whether it was the ideas they were exposed to as a young person.
01:20:50.000 I don't know what has caused the situation that we're talking about, but...
01:20:53.000 There's a lot of people out there that are thinking in a very piss-poor way.
01:20:57.000 And I've been one of them in the past, man. 1.00
01:20:59.000 I've believed in a lot of stupid shit in the past. 1.00
01:21:01.000 You know, that I was convinced probably was real. 1.00
01:21:04.000 There's a thing, I always talk about this, a thing called rods. 0.99
01:21:07.000 These fucking, they look like jellyfish that fly through the air faster than you can see. 0.99
01:21:11.000 There's a whole video on them, Roswell rods. 1.00
01:21:13.000 Then I watched a show called Monster Quest, where they showed what they really are.
01:21:16.000 It's just a video artifact.
01:21:18.000 Like when you have a camera and it's going on slow motion and something flies past in front of it, it stretches the image out.
01:21:23.000 It's a blur. 0.99
01:21:24.000 It's a fucking blur. 0.99
01:21:25.000 So I was convinced that these things were flying through the air all around us because I had seen this video. 0.99
01:21:29.000 And I was like looking for them.
01:21:32.000 Dude, the guy who made this video does not want to admit that they don't exist.
01:21:37.000 Not only that, he actually showed up at the UFC Expo when I was doing a Q&A and he got in line and said he needed to talk to me about Roswell Roz. 0.50
01:21:46.000 He needs to come on my podcast because they are real and those people on MonsterQuest fucked him. 0.98
01:21:52.000 I don't know how they could have fucked him because they basically showed the same scene. 0.99
01:21:57.000 There was a campfire or a light and a bunch of bugs were flying in front of the light and they set two cameras in front of it. 0.86
01:22:02.000 One of them was an HD super fast camera that they used for like super slow-mo.
01:22:06.000 And the other one was like a regular video camera.
01:22:08.000 Well, the regular video camera showed these rods.
01:22:10.000 They were flying across.
01:22:11.000 Because it's an artifact.
01:22:12.000 And if you look at how it's flying across the video, it's not flying that fast.
01:22:16.000 Like I can see it.
01:22:17.000 So how can I not see it with my eyes?
01:22:19.000 But I can see it on camera.
01:22:20.000 And then the other one just showed it's just bugs.
01:22:22.000 Joe, did you see the underwater ones and the space ones?
01:22:27.000 Oh, for sure, it's totally real.
01:22:29.000 There is, without a doubt, information the government has been hiding.
01:22:33.000 Dude, what you're doing right now is you're making a plea to ridicule.
01:22:38.000 Rods are just tiny chemtrails.
01:22:42.000 Nice.
01:22:42.000 Yeah, they might as well be.
01:22:44.000 You know, I thought they were real, man.
01:22:46.000 I really did. 0.99
01:22:47.000 You know, I saw a video once that showed that there were fucking buildings on the moon. 0.99
01:22:51.000 Like, this fucking guy, he like had these images. 0.99
01:22:55.000 Oh, even worse than that, how about the face of Mars? 1.00
01:22:57.000 How about that motherfucker? 0.99
01:22:58.000 You ever see the face on Mars? 1.00
01:22:59.000 Yeah, but there's images that people will swear to you.
01:23:02.000 The government has basically doctored the second, more high-resolution images.
01:23:06.000 There was some photos they took, like, a long time ago of Mars.
01:23:09.000 And as they flew over Mars, it shows what looks like a five-sided pyramid, I think, and a face.
01:23:15.000 A face on Mars.
01:23:16.000 I've seen those photos, yeah. 0.98
01:23:17.000 And even my own friend, who I love dearly, Graham Hancock, wrote a dumbass book. 1.00
01:23:22.000 About all this shit. 1.00
01:23:23.000 I love this friend dearly. 1.00
01:23:25.000 Dumbass. 0.99
01:23:25.000 Dumbass, but he admits it was a mistake. 0.99
01:23:27.000 He admits it. 1.00
01:23:28.000 But shit, that shit's important, man. 1.00
01:23:31.000 Clearly it's a faith. 1.00
01:23:33.000 If you look at the shape, it does not appear in nature.
01:23:36.000 This is either two eyes. 1.00
01:23:37.000 Bitch, you don't know what the fuck you're looking at, okay? 1.00
01:23:40.000 You're looking at a spot that you decided... 1.00
01:23:42.000 That's like looking at the clouds and thinking that you're seeing dragons. 0.95
01:23:46.000 You also could be seeing a fucked up cloud. 0.91
01:23:49.000 Because clouds aren't... 1.00
01:23:50.000 Perfect, symmetrical squares, you shithead. 1.00
01:23:53.000 All right? 1.00
01:23:54.000 And you're looking at some things that you can barely tell what the fuck you're looking at. 0.99
01:23:57.000 Clearly it's a faith on Marth. 0.97
01:23:58.000 And there's a dude who has these videos where he measures, like, these arbitrary distances.
01:24:02.000 Like, if you measure from the nose to the left front center of that pyramid, it is the exact same distance as the Spinks to the Pyramid of Giza. 0.99
01:24:12.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:24:12.000 And you're like, how the fuck? 0.99
01:24:13.000 Why the fuck did you come to that conclusion? 1.00
01:24:15.000 In the White House. 1.00
01:24:16.000 Yes, if you look at it from the White House in a 44-inch television in the corner where Clinton used to get his blowjobs, from that room, clearly the pyramid has a face on it that looks like the face on Mars. 0.97
01:24:26.000 I rest my case! 0.99
01:24:27.000 And people fucking buy the DVD and call each other on the phone and, dude, there's some shit you gotta see. 1.00
01:24:33.000 There's some man who's dropping some truth. 1.00
01:24:34.000 Some mad truth about the pyramid. 0.99
01:24:36.000 And the next thing you know, you're getting fucking email blasts. 0.99
01:24:39.000 Have you seen this about the pyramid? 1.00
01:24:40.000 Like, you motherfuckers! 1.00
01:24:43.000 It's not a fucking face on the Mars. 1.00
01:24:45.000 There might be. 0.99
01:24:46.000 But that's not it. 0.99
01:24:47.000 I mean, there might be some other shit. 0.99
01:24:49.000 It doesn't mean there's not some other shit. 0.99
01:24:50.000 As a matter of fact, the pyramid shapes on Mars are way more interesting than the face. 0.98
01:24:56.000 Because the face, when they show the high-resolution image of the face, these have been doctored!
01:24:59.000 Clearly doctored!
01:25:00.000 These are not high-resolution photographs! 0.98
01:25:03.000 In fact, they are less than half of the gigabytes that it would be if it was a true 85-gillipickle fucking picture. 0.67
01:25:12.000 But there are some, like, symmetrical objects that exist that do look like five-sided pyramids.
01:25:18.000 Like, you pull up that, because that is kind of interesting.
01:25:19.000 Yeah, yeah, those images, I want to see that.
01:25:20.000 Yeah.
01:25:20.000 It's kind of interesting, but it's also possible that those things exist naturally.
01:25:24.000 There's a lot of weird shapes that exist naturally.
01:25:27.000 Like, there's this, I forget what it's called, Giant's something, Giant's Causeway, I think, in Ireland.
01:25:33.000 Let me think if that's it.
01:25:35.000 Let me see if that's it.
01:25:36.000 But it's this crazy rock formation that's totally natural.
01:25:41.000 Ireland.
01:25:42.000 I-R-Lend.
01:25:43.000 I think that's what it is.
01:25:44.000 I need to get the images here.
01:25:45.000 Yeah, that's it.
01:25:46.000 Go there.
01:25:47.000 Where? 1.00
01:25:47.000 Go to Giant's Causeway in Ireland and tell me this shit doesn't look like some motherfuckers were building a building. 1.00
01:25:55.000 But it's not! 1.00
01:25:56.000 It's not at all.
01:25:57.000 It's just some weird, crazy, natural formation.
01:26:00.000 If you saw this on an image of Mars, if someone sent you this, clearly these are cobblestones on a Martian street.
01:26:08.000 They have cars like ours.
01:26:09.000 They're probably shaped like us.
01:26:12.000 Go to that.
01:26:13.000 Have you found it?
01:26:14.000 Look at these images. 1.00
01:26:14.000 Look at this shit. 1.00
01:26:15.000 Look at that. 1.00
01:26:16.000 Where is this?
01:26:17.000 This is in Ireland.
01:26:18.000 Tell me if you saw that on Mars. 0.99
01:26:20.000 You wouldn't start shitting your pants. 0.93
01:26:22.000 Clearly there is a sophisticated civilization. 1.00
01:26:25.000 That's just natural shit, huh? 1.00
01:26:26.000 Perhaps aliens came down and ruined them, took their women. 1.00
01:26:32.000 Look at that. 1.00
01:26:33.000 I mean, that shit looks so... 1.00
01:26:34.000 Wow. 1.00
01:26:35.000 That looks so unnatural.
01:26:36.000 100%.
01:26:37.000 It looks like someone made a cool-ass cobblestone street.
01:26:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:26:41.000 But it's just a natural formation when these...
01:26:44.000 I don't know what the fuck causes the stones to be shaped in these weird patterns. 0.84
01:26:48.000 But look at that. 0.97
01:26:49.000 If you looked at that, you would swear that has to be made by somebody.
01:26:54.000 But it's not.
01:26:55.000 It's totally natural.
01:26:57.000 And there's varying stages of it.
01:27:00.000 They can actually see how it's developed.
01:27:02.000 I don't know.
01:27:02.000 I'm obviously not a...
01:27:04.000 What are they called?
01:27:05.000 What's a geologist?
01:27:06.000 Someone who understands rocks.
01:27:08.000 Those dudes, they look at it.
01:27:10.000 There's another disagreement that Graham Hancock has with some of the people.
01:27:14.000 Graham Hancock is this famous dude who wrote this book called Fingerprints of the Gods.
01:27:17.000 Wow.
01:27:18.000 Brilliant, brilliant guy and he's exposed a lot of really fascinating shit about ancient civilizations and he's headed right now to Gobekli Tepli.
01:27:26.000 He's gonna be back on the podcast in November.
01:27:29.000 He's going to Gobekli Tepli live to check this out because Gobekli Tepli is essentially a structure that affirms all of his beliefs.
01:27:37.000 He believed that there was an ancient civilization that lived far earlier than we're giving modern civilization credit for and That they were capable of very sophisticated things, but something happened and they were most likely wiped out by like meteors or something like that.
01:27:52.000 Well, two things have happened since he wrote that book.
01:27:55.000 One, the discovery of Gobekli Tepe.
01:27:57.000 14,000 years old, as old as.
01:28:00.000 14,000 years old. 0.98
01:28:01.000 Fucking mad. 0.98
01:28:02.000 Massive stone pillars with animals carved in them. 0.99
01:28:06.000 Back when they thought that people were just like riding on horseback, barely, you know, hunting, gathering, like that's all they did.
01:28:11.000 Meanwhile, they're building these insane, huge, complicated structures.
01:28:15.000 And the discovery of the impact of the Clovis Comet.
01:28:18.000 They know for a fact that most likely all of the life in North America, like all of the people that lived in North America, were wiped out about 12,000 plus years ago.
01:28:28.000 They know that a huge comet hit, it's called the Clovis Comet, and there was like a recent discovery about it, a recent article that was published about it. 0.96
01:28:36.000 So they know that there's been some shit that went down. 0.64
01:28:39.000 So because of that, Graham has this like eager searching eye, and occasionally even he gets fooled. 0.98
01:28:45.000 Like he'll look at something and he'll think that this thing can't be a natural formation.
01:28:49.000 But then you look at something like the Giant's Causeway and you go, it might be.
01:28:54.000 There's this thing in Japan off of the coast of Yamaguchi, I think it's called.
01:28:58.000 I forget the name of the place.
01:29:00.000 Underwater?
01:29:01.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:29:02.000 Really interesting shit. 0.99
01:29:03.000 But it could be natural. 0.99
01:29:05.000 If you look at this Giant's Causeway thing, it could be natural too.
01:29:08.000 It could be weird.
01:29:09.000 Go to GrahamHancock.com and pull the images, the underwater images of these structures.
01:29:16.000 So if you see these structures, you can kind of see why someone could say, man, this is man-made.
01:29:21.000 This is definitely man-made.
01:29:22.000 But it doesn't necessarily have to be.
01:29:24.000 But that's like what's really important. 0.97
01:29:26.000 Whenever you're searching for information, you've got to be open to all fucking possibilities. 0.97
01:29:30.000 You can't be married to something being real. 0.88
01:29:33.000 And where I think a lot like this, they think this is, he thinks this is like a ring of service.
01:29:37.000 It might be.
01:29:37.000 Yeah, fine.
01:29:38.000 It's not as symmetrical as Giant's Causeway, which we know fucking for sure is naturally created. 0.98
01:29:46.000 So it's like, when you come across things like this, or things like chemtrails, you've got to be really sure of what the fuck you're saying. 0.94
01:29:52.000 And a lot of times people aren't. 0.97
01:29:54.000 They're just not.
01:29:55.000 One of the guys we interviewed for the show was a really nice guy.
01:29:58.000 His name is Michael Murphy.
01:29:59.000 And he wrote these documentaries.
01:30:00.000 He made these documentaries called What in the World Are They Spraying?
01:30:03.000 And Why in the World Are They Spraying?
01:30:04.000 I didn't realize how crazy he was until I seen your show. 0.96
01:30:07.000 He's nutty. 0.98
01:30:07.000 I shouldn't say he's crazy. 0.98
01:30:08.000 He's a nutty dude. 0.97
01:30:09.000 But he doesn't operate on the same wavelength as I do. 0.94
01:30:12.000 Yeah, he's a little high-strung.
01:30:14.000 You're a little high-strung too, fella.
01:30:16.000 Somebody listen to this podcast. 1.00
01:30:17.000 Hello, pet fucking kettle! 0.99
01:30:20.000 There should be a warning not to drink caffeine before you listen to this one. 1.00
01:30:22.000 Is this bulletproof coffee?
01:30:23.000 What coffee is this?
01:30:24.000 Bulletproof, yeah.
01:30:24.000 My man, good stuff.
01:30:26.000 There's going to be all these people flying off their treadmills into the walls.
01:30:28.000 This is every day, though. 0.99
01:30:29.000 Yeah, I'm always hyper as fuck, yeah. 0.98
01:30:31.000 I know you are. 0.98
01:30:32.000 I don't even have to drink caffeine before practice or anything because he gets me going so much.
01:30:36.000 That's good stuff, right?
01:30:37.000 Yeah.
01:30:38.000 This stuff is awesome, too.
01:30:40.000 This bulletproof stuff.
01:30:41.000 A lot of people are saying they give you heart attacks. 1.00
01:30:44.000 Whatever, bitch. 1.00
01:30:45.000 What are you, a pussy? 1.00
01:30:46.000 I drink it daily. 1.00
01:30:47.000 I don't know if it gives you...
01:30:49.000 I think that cholesterol most certainly is probably bad for you if you live the average American life.
01:30:55.000 But you know what's really bad for you?
01:30:56.000 The average American life.
01:30:58.000 That's what's bad for you. 1.00
01:30:59.000 I, on the other hand, can drink this shit all day long because I work out like a terrorist. 0.99
01:31:04.000 What'd you say? 0.99
01:31:05.000 Did you hear that Uber is purchasing 2,500 of those driverless cars?
01:31:12.000 Can you imagine now being on your phone and being like, pick me up!
01:31:16.000 You know, a car with no person in it picks you up.
01:31:19.000 Oh, that's coming, right?
01:31:20.000 That's coming for sure.
01:31:21.000 Are those called taxis?
01:31:22.000 Well, you know, my car, I got an Infiniti, and it recognizes the distance between the car in front of me and slows down.
01:31:29.000 Oh, wow.
01:31:29.000 And then when the car goes further, it speeds up.
01:31:31.000 Like, say if you set your speed limit, you set it to 65 in the cruise control, and it knows where you're going.
01:31:36.000 Wow.
01:31:37.000 It slows you down.
01:31:38.000 Like, you can just get your foot off the pedal and just chill.
01:31:40.000 And, like, you know, you have to have your foot ready to brake.
01:31:43.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:31:43.000 Some deer runs across the plane or some shit. 0.99
01:31:45.000 Actually, you're not supposed to break, right? 0.99
01:31:47.000 No.
01:31:47.000 If a deer goes in front of you, you're just supposed to smash it.
01:31:48.000 Don't fucking nail him. 0.99
01:31:49.000 For sure, yeah. 1.00
01:31:50.000 That sucks, man. 0.92
01:31:51.000 That's hard to do. 0.97
01:31:52.000 Drive a nice car.
01:31:53.000 Free deer meat. 1.00
01:31:54.000 Fucking deers going right through your windshield. 1.00
01:31:56.000 Especially if you have a Miata or some shit. 1.00
01:31:58.000 You see an elk. 0.99
01:31:59.000 You might want to hit the brakes.
01:32:01.000 An elk.
01:32:01.000 Yeah.
01:32:02.000 I mean, Miata stopped pretty quick.
01:32:03.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:32:04.000 You know when he hit a fucking elk with a Miata? 0.99
01:32:05.000 Be aware of your surroundings for sure. 1.00
01:32:06.000 There was a show that I watched called Pig Man.
01:32:10.000 You ever watch that show? 1.00
01:32:11.000 This motherfucker, first of all, the reason why I brought this up is they have these trucks with these giant grills in the front of them because there's so many wild deer and wild pigs in Texas that they just run into those bitches on the highway all the time and they will fuck your car up. 1.00
01:32:26.000 So dudes have special bumpers on their car just designed to smash into deer. 1.00
01:32:31.000 It's like some Mad Max shit. 0.99
01:32:33.000 So you have this gigantic pickup truck with this fucking metal battering ram that literally cuts like a V straight towards the... 1.00
01:32:41.000 I mean, these are crazy fucking bumpers. 1.00
01:32:44.000 The show, it's called Aporkalypse 2013. Pull the video up because I put it on Twitter. 0.99
01:32:51.000 This is the nuttiest fucking shit I've ever seen in my life. 1.00
01:32:54.000 This is a Buddhist area of Japan where they feel that deer are sacred. 1.00
01:32:59.000 There's a video that I tweeted about all these deer everywhere.
01:33:02.000 This is not the Aporkalypse.
01:33:03.000 I miss Japan.
01:33:03.000 Japan were fun trips, man.
01:33:04.000 These are really cute.
01:33:05.000 They're delicious. 1.00
01:33:05.000 I'll shoot those fuckers. 1.00
01:33:08.000 I would shoot him right there if everybody went to sleep. 1.00
01:33:09.000 I'd pull out a bow and arrow and shoot him right from the hotel. 1.00
01:33:12.000 I'm hoping the UFC goes back to Japan when one of these guys found the card. 0.99
01:33:15.000 I miss Japan.
01:33:16.000 Another one of those trips where I can actually eat food and relax and not stress about my own fight.
01:33:20.000 That'd be good.
01:33:21.000 Pull that other video up because it's a crazy thing to look at.
01:33:24.000 Okay.
01:33:25.000 They're shooting pigs from a helicopter.
01:33:28.000 Him and Ted Nugent. 0.71
01:33:29.000 This is a new one, though.
01:33:31.000 This is a two-parter.
01:33:32.000 They did it last year, and it was Let There Be Pork, I think, but this is a Porkalypse 2013, and it's a two-parter.
01:33:41.000 And one of them, he's shooting bows and arrows. 0.99
01:33:43.000 He's shooting bows and arrows out of a fucking helicopter at pigs. 1.00
01:33:47.000 Yes way! 1.00
01:33:48.000 And killing them! 1.00
01:33:49.000 He said it's the only time it's ever been done. 1.00
01:33:51.000 Yeah, for sure. 0.95
01:33:52.000 He killed three pigs with a bow and arrow. 1.00
01:33:54.000 You gotta listen to Because this is fucking crazy. 1.00
01:33:56.000 This is the craziest thing the Sportsman Channel has ever done. 1.00
01:34:03.000 They're setting it up like, these pigs are dangerous. 0.99
01:34:07.000 Which is true. 0.99
01:34:10.000 But look at this.
01:34:13.000 That's Pigman and Ted Nugent.
01:34:16.000 This might be one of the greatest... 0.99
01:34:18.000 I mean, look, I'm not a fucking heartless person, but there is a reality that they have a real problem with these wild pigs. 0.94
01:34:26.000 And there is a problem with feeding hungry people as well. 0.98
01:34:29.000 They absolutely donate all of that meat to Hunters for the Hungry. 1.00
01:34:33.000 Yeah, he's shooting a fucking bow and arrow at a pig from a helicopter. 0.99
01:34:36.000 Hunters for the Hungry, they donate all this meat. 1.00
01:34:39.000 So this meat goes to needy families.
01:34:40.000 It's really good, wild game.
01:34:42.000 It's very healthy for you.
01:34:43.000 And these people are very fortunate to be able to get free meals like this.
01:34:47.000 That said, they're not hunting, okay?
01:34:50.000 Look, he just shot it with a bow and arrow!
01:34:52.000 Dude, they're eradicating what they consider to be problem animals. 1.00
01:34:56.000 And people say, well, humans are fucking problem animals! 0.99
01:34:59.000 This one animal rights activist went fucking bananas when I posted this video. 0.99
01:35:03.000 It was really interesting. 0.98
01:35:04.000 I read his timeline.
01:35:06.000 He was calling for a Ted Nugent to A, fight him in a bar fight. 0.99
01:35:10.000 Two, he was calling him to either kill himself or die. 1.00
01:35:14.000 Like, over and over again, calling for him to die. 1.00
01:35:17.000 You want to kill a person. 0.99
01:35:19.000 But meanwhile, this animal killing bothers you, so you want to commit violence to the person. 0.79
01:35:25.000 You're protecting the animal by also acting violently. 0.92
01:35:28.000 Yeah, I got so much crap on Twitter for when I went bear hunting and got a giant bear. 0.65
01:35:34.000 Did you get a grizzly?
01:35:35.000 No, a black bear.
01:35:37.000 So did you eat it?
01:35:38.000 So we donated all the meat to the local Indians.
01:35:41.000 I hunted on the Crow Indian Reservation in Montana.
01:35:43.000 And the bear that I killed, I donated it to the local Indians there. 1.00
01:35:47.000 Because, I mean, you should see this Indian Reservation, how they're living.
01:35:49.000 You know, it's pretty bad.
01:35:51.000 And I killed this giant bear and posted it on Twitter, and people were eating me up over it.
01:35:55.000 You know what I mean?
01:35:56.000 Yeah.
01:35:56.000 And they don't realize that by me doing that, I'm actually helping out the population of other animals in the bear.
01:36:02.000 At that time, the bears, they'll kill their own cubs so that they can mate again.
01:36:05.000 You know what I mean?
01:36:06.000 Yes.
01:36:07.000 Well, if they're in a bad situation where there's low resources, people don't like the idea that the resources have to be maintained.
01:36:14.000 If you really study it, and it's so hard to do, but try to talk to someone who really understands game conservation and try to study it from an objective perspective because there is a certain amount of predators that can exist in an environment and there's a certain amount of prey that can exist in an environment And they know what that number is.
01:36:33.000 Exactly.
01:36:33.000 And they know how to manage that.
01:36:34.000 And they're very diligent about it.
01:36:36.000 They change the limits all the time like they do with the salmon population in Alaska.
01:36:40.000 They monitor it very closely with salmon weirs.
01:36:43.000 They make sure that the populations are healthy.
01:36:44.000 They get good numbers running through so that people can or can't fish.
01:36:48.000 We're good to go.
01:37:09.000 Fucked up from Lyme disease. 0.87
01:37:11.000 And Lyme disease comes from deer ticks. 0.97
01:37:14.000 And people have to understand, like, there's more, and I've read this recently.
01:37:18.000 No.
01:37:19.000 Ted Nugent told me this recently.
01:37:20.000 Not me.
01:37:21.000 He doesn't like me.
01:37:22.000 But if you talk to me, he probably thinks I'm a liberal.
01:37:24.000 But if he talked, you know, on his show, he was talking about how there is more wildlife as far as deer and as far as coyotes and as far as, like, whatever, wild game in this country now than when Christopher Columbus came here.
01:37:39.000 Oh, wow. 0.98
01:37:40.000 How fucking crazy is that? 1.00
01:37:41.000 First of all, how the fuck do you know that? 1.00
01:37:42.000 How do you know that, yeah. 0.99
01:37:43.000 Who wants to count back then? 0.86
01:37:45.000 But second of all, if he's right, and the idea is that with less forest than there used to be back then, like before, it was like fucking forest everywhere.
01:37:53.000 The deforestation has actually created larger areas.
01:37:56.000 Like, agriculture has created much more opportunity for deer to eat.
01:38:00.000 So there's more deer now than ever before. 0.96
01:38:02.000 They're more successful because there's less, like, mountain lions around and shit, because there's people around, they hear the cars and shit, they're not just, like, actively... 0.64
01:38:09.000 Yeah, so they're getting to breed more, and you've got to manage that population. 0.81
01:38:13.000 If you don't, you have deaths on the road.
01:38:16.000 Not just the deer, but people. 0.99
01:38:17.000 I mean, if you've ever Googled deer through windshield, you want to see some horrific fucking scenes of destruction. 0.99
01:38:23.000 People die every year because deer go through their windshield. 0.99
01:38:26.000 And a lot of folks don't know that, but a deer has a fucking 180-pound hunk of bones and steak. 1.00
01:38:32.000 And you hit it with your car, and you're fucked, man. 1.00
01:38:35.000 Stop trying to be cute. 1.00
01:38:38.000 I'll show you some cows, too, bitch. 1.00
01:38:39.000 You eat cheeseburgers like a motherfucker. 1.00
01:38:41.000 People don't realize either the money you pay for those tags to go kill that animal, too. 1.00
01:38:44.000 You're donating that money to the wildlife preservation, you know?
01:38:47.000 Yes.
01:38:47.000 Like, I just spent over 400 bucks on a deer tag for the Ruby Mountains.
01:38:51.000 In fact, hunters donate more money for conservation and have more impact on conservation because of the amount of money they spend on tags than any Yeah.
01:39:00.000 Pro-animal rights group.
01:39:02.000 Absolutely.
01:39:02.000 Than any.
01:39:03.000 The amount of money that you get from tags and from management, you can't just leave them alone.
01:39:08.000 Like, people are like, let those animals go!
01:39:10.000 Let them alone! 1.00
01:39:11.000 You have to understand that you're a fucking animal, too. 1.00
01:39:14.000 There's a delicate game that's going on between us and all the other. 1.00
01:39:17.000 And yes, as the highest intellectual animal with thumbs on the planet Earth, not in the ocean, You know, it's debatable whether or not we're smarter than dolphins.
01:39:26.000 If we can't understand their language, they can understand us.
01:39:29.000 I think it's debatable.
01:39:29.000 But as the smartest, and the one who's looking, like, what's the best case scenario for mankind?
01:39:35.000 Well, no more war.
01:39:36.000 Love your brother.
01:39:37.000 Everybody gets along.
01:39:38.000 We have the perfect civilization in a hundred years. 0.98
01:39:40.000 We all get our shit together. 0.96
01:39:41.000 We all agree that you can't show cruelty to animals and make that happen. 0.99
01:39:45.000 You can't be stomping people's cats and shooting people's dogs.
01:39:50.000 You know, and so we associate our dogs and our pets who we love very much, our cats and what have you, we associate that with wild animals. 0.99
01:39:57.000 But that's some baby shit, okay? 1.00
01:40:00.000 Because wild animals will fucking eat your asshole. 1.00
01:40:03.000 If you go out there and you go wandering around and you fall down and you sprain your ankle and a fucking bunch of wolves find you, guess what, fuckface? 1.00
01:40:12.000 That's a wrap. 1.00
01:40:13.000 And the only thing that keeps those wolves from doing that is they know we have the bang sticks and the cars and all the shit that they're scared of. 1.00
01:40:20.000 They stay the fuck away. 0.99
01:40:22.000 That's it. 0.97
01:40:23.000 It's not that wolves aren't beautiful, man. 0.99
01:40:25.000 I fucking love wolves. 0.98
01:40:26.000 I think they're majestic. 0.99
01:40:28.000 I've watched documentaries on wolves.
01:40:30.000 I bet I've watched a hundred documentaries on wolves.
01:40:32.000 I watched a documentary about the dude who lived with the wolves and his gigantic wildlife containment and he would actually stuff a liver into the carcass so that he could prove that he was the alpha. 0.85
01:40:41.000 He would eat the liver first and growl That guy's crazy. 0.96
01:40:44.000 Oh! 0.96
01:40:46.000 Fascinating!
01:40:47.000 I think they're amazing and I'm so glad they're alive. 1.00
01:40:49.000 But if one of them is following me, I'll shoot it right in the dick. 1.00
01:40:53.000 In a heartbeat. 1.00
01:40:55.000 If I had a gun and a wolf was following me, I'd be like, are you fucking crazy? 1.00
01:40:58.000 I have kids, you fucking punk. 1.00
01:41:01.000 Most of the information I know that you're talking about is actually coming from the podcast. 1.00
01:41:05.000 I'd fuck it up.
01:41:07.000 It doesn't mean I don't love wolves. 0.98
01:41:09.000 I do love wolves. 0.99
01:41:10.000 But if I thought a wolf was gonna eat me, I would fucking kill it. 1.00
01:41:13.000 Like, you have to do that. 0.99
01:41:15.000 And people have to understand that that used to be a really common occurrence.
01:41:19.000 People killed wolves all the time.
01:41:21.000 Between 15-something to a 250-year period in Paris, wolves killed 3,000 people in France.
01:41:29.000 Wow. 1.00
01:41:30.000 Wrap your fucking head around that. 1.00
01:41:31.000 Oh, that's right. 1.00
01:41:31.000 We were talking about that, yeah. 1.00
01:41:32.000 Dude! 1.00
01:41:33.000 That's a lot of fucking people. 1.00
01:41:35.000 They're smart, sneaky things that eat meat. 1.00
01:41:37.000 Okay?
01:41:38.000 What are we? 1.00
01:41:38.000 Stupid, lazy fucks that get drunk and we're made out of meat. 1.00
01:41:42.000 Alright? 1.00
01:41:43.000 It's pretty fucking simple. 0.95
01:41:45.000 But everybody wants to look at them as, like, beautiful. 0.97
01:41:47.000 That would be amazing.
01:41:49.000 Yes, amazing.
01:41:50.000 Yes, also, they have to be managed.
01:41:52.000 If I had to help my own me, I probably wouldn't.
01:41:55.000 I'm too kind-hearted to...
01:41:56.000 Oh, you say that.
01:41:57.000 You say that.
01:41:57.000 You have children, bro.
01:41:58.000 Well, unless I got to the point.
01:41:58.000 Yeah, I got to the point.
01:41:59.000 Your kids were starving, and it was wintertime. 0.99
01:42:02.000 Yeah, I choked the fuck out of something. 1.00
01:42:03.000 Fuck, yeah, you would. 1.00
01:42:04.000 I know you do. 1.00
01:42:05.000 Are you kidding me?
01:42:05.000 You just aren't kind.
01:42:07.000 Right now, I'm just nice, yeah.
01:42:07.000 You're kind if you don't have to be mean.
01:42:09.000 If you get put to the point, yeah, then things would change for sure.
01:42:12.000 Yeah, but I wouldn't do it right now for fun.
01:42:13.000 No!
01:42:14.000 No!
01:42:14.000 We should never do it for fun.
01:42:16.000 And that's why it's fucked up to watch this pig man thing, because on one hand, I agree that they have to do what they're doing. 1.00
01:42:22.000 Those pigs cause devastation to wildlife. 1.00
01:42:25.000 They cause auto accidents left and right. 0.99
01:42:27.000 They run across the roads. 0.99
01:42:30.000 They fucking devastate farms and cost people who have this land, their family banks on it, cost them a lot of fucking money. 1.00
01:42:37.000 That is reality. 0.99
01:42:38.000 And then there's also reality that they're alive for them.
01:42:41.000 They're a life form.
01:42:41.000 Maybe they shouldn't be shot in the head with machine guns from a helicopter.
01:42:44.000 Yeah, they're glamorizing it also, making money off it, making it seem cool to kill animals and stuff. 0.97
01:42:49.000 You're right, you're right.
01:42:50.000 But, then again, the food goes... 1.00
01:42:53.000 They have to be killed, because they are a problem. 1.00
01:42:56.000 There's... 0.99
01:42:56.000 I don't know if this is true, but I read this, so let's just repeat it. 0.99
01:43:00.000 There's almost as many pigs in Texas as there are people. 1.00
01:43:04.000 Wrap your fucking head around that. 1.00
01:43:06.000 There's almost as many... 1.00
01:43:07.000 Let's just Google that. 0.85
01:43:08.000 Texas is a big-ass place, too.
01:43:10.000 We've got family in San Antonio. 1.00
01:43:11.000 But there's a lot of pigs there. 0.99
01:43:14.000 And we're not talking about women. 1.00
01:43:16.000 How dare you?
01:43:17.000 How dare you shame those women? 1.00
01:43:18.000 You're fat-shaming. 1.00
01:43:19.000 I didn't even catch that shit. 1.00
01:43:20.000 You're fat-shaming asshole. 1.00
01:43:22.000 It'd be nice. 1.00
01:43:22.000 It's a red band. 1.00
01:43:23.000 It'd be nice.
01:43:24.000 Fat-shamer. 1.00
01:43:25.000 I bet you slut-shame too, you asshole. 1.00
01:43:28.000 Slut-shame and fat-shame. 1.00
01:43:31.000 Numbering in the millions, these shockingly destructive and invasive wild hogs wreak havoc across the southern United States. 0.99
01:43:39.000 They're so fucking strong and tough, wild pigs, that what happens is domestic pigs get out, and it's a weird thing, but within three weeks of being out in the wild, fending from their self, their body actually starts changing. 0.96
01:43:53.000 The hair grows coarser, the nose extends, the tusks grow. 0.99
01:43:57.000 It's nuts, man.
01:43:58.000 Quick evolution, bro. 1.00
01:43:59.000 And they are not shy about fucking. 1.00
01:44:01.000 They fuck up a storm. 1.00
01:44:04.000 And then they just start dominating. 1.00
01:44:06.000 They just start taking over land.
01:44:07.000 And they don't have very many natural predators.
01:44:10.000 So, apparently they do 400 million in damages annually.
01:44:16.000 Wow. 1.00
01:44:17.000 God damn! 0.99
01:44:19.000 That's a lot. 0.99
01:44:20.000 Yeah.
01:44:21.000 That's good. 0.96
01:44:22.000 They also cause fish kills because they fuck with ponds so much, they stomp around in them, that they get the ponds so muddy from running around in them that they choke off the fish. 1.00
01:44:36.000 They're nuts, man. 0.99
01:44:37.000 I raised pigs growing up to sell them for 4-H for an auction, and dude, they're a pain to deal with. 0.98
01:44:42.000 I mean, they mess up everything.
01:44:43.000 They tear down your fences.
01:44:44.000 They cause more problems than they are to take care of, for sure.
01:44:48.000 Okay, this might not be right.
01:44:51.000 What I said might not be right about the numbers of people.
01:44:54.000 This other article, which is on NBC... It says that they cause $1.5 billion in damages nationwide each year.
01:45:03.000 Which is, you know, the other one was just Texas.
01:45:05.000 And there's currently more than 5 million wild hogs in the United States.
01:45:08.000 And within a few years, they're saying that the number of feral hogs is going to triple.
01:45:14.000 Five years in Texas.
01:45:16.000 Triple! 0.99
01:45:18.000 Fucking triple! 0.99
01:45:19.000 They need to get hunting. 1.00
01:45:21.000 So they literally almost have to do this, where they're shooting them out of helicopters. 1.00
01:45:25.000 They carry crazy amounts of diseases, and unless you want to just start fucking reintroducing wolves to Texas, you got to take care of these motherfuckers. 1.00
01:45:34.000 Something's got to eat them. 1.00
01:45:35.000 You can't just have these things.
01:45:37.000 You have an imbalance.
01:45:38.000 The reason why there's millions of wild hogs running through these fields is because there's nothing killing them.
01:45:42.000 They're not supposed to be there.
01:45:43.000 Like, there's a problem.
01:45:44.000 And so...
01:45:45.000 You have to figure out a really extreme method of solving this problem. 1.00
01:45:50.000 There's no more extreme method than Ted Nugent and the pig man in a fucking helicopter with machine guns. 1.00
01:45:56.000 And yes and no! 1.00
01:45:58.000 Yes, it's cruel.
01:45:58.000 Yes, it's horrible.
01:45:59.000 Yes, I'm an animal lover.
01:46:00.000 Yes, I have two cats and two dogs. 1.00
01:46:02.000 But I fucking saved that shit on my DVR. I'm going to watch it again. 1.00
01:46:06.000 I need to watch it.
01:46:07.000 I can't believe they shoot her with a bow. 0.98
01:46:08.000 That's insanity.
01:46:10.000 Well, he misses the first shot because he has to actually factor for the wind coming off the helicopter.
01:46:15.000 I'd imagine that.
01:46:15.000 Yeah, so it's pushing the arrow down so it's shot low.
01:46:18.000 So he has to sort of lead it. 0.98
01:46:21.000 Fucking fascinating. 0.97
01:46:22.000 Yeah, and you don't have sights for that. 0.99
01:46:23.000 That's all judgment.
01:46:24.000 You know what I mean?
01:46:25.000 Meanwhile, he misses the first shot, second shot, heart shot, heart shot.
01:46:29.000 I mean, he's just nailing his thing. 0.99
01:46:30.000 Oh, he's fucking super deadly accurate. 0.97
01:46:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
01:46:33.000 And again, horrible and sad that these poor animals have to die. 1.00
01:46:36.000 But there is an imbalance. 1.00
01:46:38.000 And as the stewards of the land, I think there's a good argument that humans are supposed to maintain that shit, right? 1.00
01:46:44.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:46:44.000 You know what would get better ratings, though? 1.00
01:46:46.000 If they just had one of those big slingshots, and they just put pigs in there to try to see how far they could flip them. 0.97
01:46:53.000 Well, it's hard to catch the pigs, man. 0.90
01:46:55.000 They do catch the pigs and knife them. 0.66
01:46:58.000 They catch the pigs.
01:46:59.000 On some of the episodes, they catch the pigs with dogs.
01:47:02.000 They have two separate types of dogs.
01:47:04.000 One dog finds the pigs and bays them, and then the pit bulls come in.
01:47:09.000 And then the pit bulls have leather vests on so the hogs can't rip them apart, and they just lock on them and hang on. 1.00
01:47:13.000 And then they come and kill him with a knife.
01:47:15.000 Oh, wow, that's a process. 1.00
01:47:16.000 It's fucking gangster. 1.00
01:47:18.000 That's some teamwork right there. 1.00
01:47:18.000 Yeah, and it's crazy to watch because it is as primal as it can get. 1.00
01:47:22.000 And I think the only reason why people aren't watching it is because it's on the Sportsman's channel.
01:47:26.000 I mean, who goes to channel 605 on DirecTV?
01:47:30.000 You've got to be looking for some weird porn if you're that high up on them.
01:47:33.000 That's like porn in Spanish.
01:47:38.000 It's like, those are those weird channels.
01:47:40.000 Like, how'd you get over there?
01:47:41.000 You know?
01:47:42.000 Except, like, Fuel's in that range, right?
01:47:45.000 There's a lot of great fights.
01:47:46.000 Yeah, it's in the 400s, yeah. 0.99
01:47:47.000 That's like the fucking UFC network, man. 0.95
01:47:49.000 I didn't even know that they had a new, uh, that's the network, the Fox One? 0.99
01:47:52.000 Yeah, Fox Sports One, yeah.
01:47:54.000 I didn't even know that.
01:47:54.000 Okay.
01:47:55.000 Oh, it's incredible.
01:47:56.000 The ratings for Fox Sports 1 were off the charts for the first UFC card.
01:48:00.000 That's why they put together that insane card.
01:48:02.000 That was a good card. 0.99
01:48:04.000 Nasty! 0.85
01:48:05.000 Chael Sonnen vs. 0.79
01:48:07.000 Shogun.
01:48:07.000 Unexpected.
01:48:08.000 Crazy!
01:48:09.000 And then before that, Alistair vs.
01:48:11.000 Travis Brown.
01:48:12.000 There's Matt Brown vs.
01:48:15.000 Jesus Christ.
01:48:16.000 There's so many good fights.
01:48:17.000 Mike Pyle.
01:48:19.000 Yeah, Quicksand.
01:48:20.000 There's so many good fights on that card.
01:48:21.000 It was like one good fight after another good fight.
01:48:23.000 It was like a pay-per-view worthy card.
01:48:25.000 Yes, for sure.
01:48:26.000 I mean, you know, a lot of people were upset about the Sun and Hua-Fi.
01:48:29.000 Both are a little bit past their prime. 0.97
01:48:31.000 Chael's lost a couple fights in a row, but what a fucking great fight it turned out to be, you know? 0.97
01:48:35.000 And, you know, you get to see that Chael can still finish, guys. 1.00
01:48:38.000 People sleep on that shit, man. 1.00
01:48:39.000 That's true, yeah. 1.00
01:48:40.000 That guy's a beast. 0.98
01:48:41.000 He gets a hold of your neck, man. 0.91
01:48:42.000 He knows how to finish guys, too.
01:48:44.000 Just because he hasn't done it on a lot of guys.
01:48:46.000 If you watch the way he closed off Brian Stan, that is not a dude who's just doing that for the first time.
01:48:51.000 That's a dude who's really good at finishing people.
01:48:53.000 He just hasn't been doing it.
01:48:54.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
01:48:55.000 He's been fighting tough dudes, man.
01:48:57.000 Absolutely.
01:48:58.000 Really tough guys.
01:48:59.000 He's been fighting the top of the food chain guys.
01:49:00.000 It's like what we went back to when we were talking about Mighty Mouse.
01:49:03.000 Yeah.
01:49:03.000 Like, people say that Mighty Mouse is boring.
01:49:04.000 Bitch, you're crazy. 1.00
01:49:05.000 No way. 1.00
01:49:06.000 He's exciting as hell.
01:49:07.000 He's, like, one of the most exciting guys ever.
01:49:08.000 It's just, he's fighting guys who are almost a mirror image of him. 0.79
01:49:11.000 When he's fighting Benavidez, when he's fighting, you know, Ian McCall, those guys are so fucking good!
01:49:17.000 You know, you're just in the mix with this, you know, the techniques are, like, shutting each other off.
01:49:22.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:49:24.000 Razor thin.
01:49:25.000 I can't wait until Benavidez and Mighty Mouse fight again.
01:49:26.000 That's going to be good.
01:49:27.000 Benavidez wins September 4th against Formiga in Brazil and then hopefully gets a title shot after that.
01:49:32.000 How old is he now?
01:49:34.000 28. Do you think that it used to be that the lighter weights were much better when they were in the youngest age?
01:49:43.000 How old are you?
01:49:44.000 I'm 27. Yeah, that's a perfect time to be developing between 22 and 29 and 30. But with the heavyweight, guys are sort of coming into their prime when they're hitting 30 and 31. It seems like the larger men learn how to move their body better later in life.
01:50:02.000 Whereas, like, younger guys, they seem to, like, hit their threshold of where they kind of peak and fade off earlier.
01:50:07.000 Do you feel that's accurate?
01:50:09.000 I'm not even sure.
01:50:10.000 With lighter guys?
01:50:11.000 I'd have to start watching this.
01:50:12.000 I feel like I've gotten stronger now that I've gotten older.
01:50:14.000 You know, I feel like I've gotten a little more man muscle and stuff, you know?
01:50:17.000 I feel like I've gotten stronger that way.
01:50:19.000 Brian just got a hard on.
01:50:21.000 Man muscle. 0.82
01:50:23.000 More boner pills.
01:50:24.000 At what age, what is the most successful, older, lightest weight fighter?
01:50:29.000 Because, you know, obviously you have Randy, who's the most successful.
01:50:32.000 The oldest, like, high-level fighter was Randy.
01:50:34.000 Because Randy was, like, world title fights at 46. He was the exception, yeah.
01:50:38.000 He was fighting Machida at 48. You know, he was fighting very high level.
01:50:42.000 Shoot, Uriah's feeling pretty good, and he's, what, 34?
01:50:44.000 34, 35, yeah.
01:50:46.000 So he's probably the oldest of the high-level, lighter-weight guys.
01:50:51.000 And hasn't lost a step.
01:50:53.000 No, he's good, man. 1.00
01:50:54.000 The whole team is just kicking ass, man. 0.96
01:50:56.000 It's fun as hell for me to be there, man. 0.98
01:50:58.000 Do you have an alternative name?
01:51:00.000 The whole team.
01:51:01.000 What if it becomes?
01:51:02.000 The Bankzillions.
01:51:03.000 Bangzillions.
01:51:04.000 Where you at?
01:51:04.000 Where you at?
01:51:05.000 I got that from actual UFC magazine.
01:51:07.000 I didn't create that, but I like it.
01:51:09.000 That's not a bad one.
01:51:10.000 That's how we go with that.
01:51:10.000 Bangzillions.
01:51:11.000 Yeah, but you're going to need some sort of a Brazilian element.
01:51:14.000 You've got to bring in some...
01:51:15.000 Bangzillions?
01:51:16.000 But why zillion?
01:51:18.000 Do you have...
01:51:18.000 I don't know.
01:51:19.000 I don't know why they do that.
01:51:19.000 How many Brazilian guys do you train with?
01:51:20.000 Zero.
01:51:21.000 Oh, no, there's one there now that Professor Fabio brought.
01:51:24.000 How about we're an American bang?
01:51:26.000 American bang? 0.57
01:51:27.000 Some bang sessions?
01:51:28.000 Instead of American band...
01:51:30.000 Team Alpha Bang?
01:51:31.000 We're an American Bang!
01:51:34.000 Bang's just going to be secondary. 0.98
01:51:35.000 It can't be Team Alpha.
01:51:36.000 It can't be Bang, Team Alpha Male.
01:51:38.000 It's going to be Team Alpha Male Bang.
01:51:39.000 I see.
01:51:40.000 I understand.
01:51:40.000 I love tweeting that I just had a great Bang section.
01:51:42.000 Yeah, the guys, their tweets are awesome.
01:51:44.000 I'm like, man, some of them are retweets.
01:51:46.000 That doesn't help the douche element. 0.97
01:51:48.000 No, not at all.
01:51:49.000 It encourages it.
01:51:50.000 It encourages it, for sure. 1.00
01:51:51.000 Everybody wants to bang, but if you just say, yeah, I'm going to go bang my girlfriend, everybody's like, you fucking douche. 0.99
01:51:57.000 There's a fine line between what everybody wants and what everybody talks about. 0.99
01:52:01.000 You've got to be real careful about that. 1.00
01:52:03.000 Everybody wants to fuck, but if you talk about fucking, I'm like, get out of here. 1.00
01:52:06.000 Too scared to admit. 1.00
01:52:08.000 Too conscious of ridicule. 0.83
01:52:09.000 I just banged my girlfriend twice, bro.
01:52:11.000 I made her comic 80 times.
01:52:13.000 I win.
01:52:15.000 You put that on Twitter.
01:52:16.000 That's a successful man.
01:52:16.000 You put that on Twitter, and you're just going to get...
01:52:19.000 For sure.
01:52:21.000 As if that's not what everybody wants.
01:52:24.000 I don't mind it.
01:52:25.000 I got three kids now.
01:52:25.000 I want it on the way.
01:52:26.000 I think, though, it's like one of those things where it's like if you're really rich and you start bragging about it, people are like, douche.
01:52:31.000 There's a lot of people who are poor. 1.00
01:52:33.000 So if you're like Captain Fucks-A-Lot and you're out there slinging dick like a ninja, having sex with Jessica Biel and putting pictures of her ass on Twitter... 1.00
01:52:44.000 Asshole! 1.00
01:52:45.000 It bothers people. 1.00
01:52:47.000 Let's be honest. 0.98
01:52:48.000 There's a photo of Jenny McCarthy with Donnie Wahlberg, and we saw it on CNN, whatever the fuck it was. 0.99
01:52:54.000 CNN, breaking news! 1.00
01:52:55.000 Donnie Wahlberg put his penis inside of Jenny McCarthy. 1.00
01:52:58.000 I wonder if they got vaccinated before they did it. 1.00
01:53:01.000 When you look at the picture, you're like, oh, he gets a banger! 1.00
01:53:04.000 Oh, shit! 1.00
01:53:05.000 What are your thoughts on vaccines? 1.00
01:53:06.000 What are your thoughts on vaccines?
01:53:08.000 Curious about that.
01:53:08.000 My kids have been vaccinated.
01:53:09.000 I think some vaccines are very important.
01:53:12.000 I think there's a lot of vaccines, for sure.
01:53:14.000 And there's different protocols that people follow.
01:53:17.000 There's some doctors that have a protocol where you slowly vaccinate your children instead of giving them this gigantic amount.
01:53:24.000 And I think that is...
01:53:25.000 Look, you're not supposed to give babies peanut butter, man.
01:53:29.000 If you give peanut butter to babies, you never know if your kid's allergic to peanuts.
01:53:34.000 So you have to find out.
01:53:35.000 Babies are super sensitive and very delicate.
01:53:38.000 They're very fragile.
01:53:40.000 That said, the human immune system, without a doubt, has benefited from vaccines.
01:53:45.000 You know, I just don't know if we have too many of them or if in the past, I know for a fact, and I'm a supporter of vaccines without a doubt, I don't want to be even blurry about this, I think vaccines have changed this world and have made society safe for us from a lot of different ailments.
01:54:02.000 That said, nothing is perfect.
01:54:03.000 And for sure, without doubt, there have been people that have been harmed by vaccines.
01:54:08.000 The question is, is it worth that risk?
01:54:12.000 To continue vaccinating people, is it worth the risk that the one out of X people have received damage?
01:54:18.000 I personally think yes.
01:54:20.000 I personally think yes, and I personally think you should proceed with caution.
01:54:23.000 I think you should...
01:54:24.000 I mean, there should be a lot of different things that you read from very educated people about the subject.
01:54:30.000 And the reality is that educated people, for the most part, agree that vaccines are important, but the objective ones are willing to admit that people have been damaged by vaccines before. 0.98
01:54:40.000 I have a friend, and her fucking dad has Lyme disease. 0.98
01:54:43.000 And he got it from a vaccine. 1.00
01:54:45.000 And he got it from a vaccine they don't even use anymore.
01:54:47.000 Because some people had a genetic predisposition to being adversely affected by this vaccine. 1.00
01:54:53.000 So her fucking dad has Lyme disease, man. 0.99
01:54:55.000 And he took a vaccine so that he wouldn't get Lyme disease because he was scared of it. 1.00
01:54:59.000 His wife took the same vaccine?
01:55:01.000 Nothing.
01:55:01.000 She actually got vaccinated from Lyme disease, and it worked.
01:55:04.000 But for him, he got Lyme disease from it.
01:55:06.000 So that is inaction, benefit, and a detraction, and a negative effect of vaccines. 0.98
01:55:13.000 I think that for the most part, though, look, man, there's a lot of fucking diseases we've eradicated, like polio. 0.99
01:55:19.000 There's a lot of shit that we've, like, removed. 0.99
01:55:22.000 But now, like, measles are starting to come back. 0.99
01:55:24.000 You know, there's certain diseases that we thought we got rid of that people are starting to get.
01:55:27.000 And one of the blames for that is that people aren't vaccinating their kids for measles.
01:55:32.000 There's certain, there's like, and a lot of people were afraid because the word was that it was the measles, mumps, and rebellia.
01:55:38.000 That was the one.
01:55:39.000 That was the vaccine that was giving people, you know, all sorts of health problems.
01:55:43.000 And there's been lawsuits, man.
01:55:45.000 That's what a lot of people don't realize.
01:55:47.000 A lot of money has been given out in vaccine court for damage that was caused by vaccines.
01:55:52.000 Doesn't mean the vaccines are bad. 0.89
01:55:54.000 It's again, it's one of those really complicated, nuanced issues where it's not a fucking grand design of eugenics by the elite to control the population and dumb us down. 0.90
01:56:06.000 It's not. 0.95
01:56:07.000 It's doctors trying to solve pandemic diseases.
01:56:10.000 Save human beings, save civilizations.
01:56:12.000 It was one of the more interesting things about my show was, to me, getting to talk to these disease specialists and scientists and doctors that were talking about various pandemic diseases, how many people are affected by tropical diseases.
01:56:26.000 They were talking about people in poor, like, Africa and tropical environments where, like, everyone has parasites.
01:56:32.000 Everyone has certain diseases. 0.98
01:56:34.000 And, like, sexual diseases that are super dangerous, like a type of syphilis that you can't cure, and then all these morphing-changing diseases, they're trying to constantly stay on top of these fucking things. 0.89
01:56:45.000 And there's diseases like MERS. You ever heard of MERS? There's some disease called MERS that kills literally half the people that it gets infected by, or half the people that get infected with it. 0.95
01:56:56.000 There's nutty shit out there, and there's doctors that are scrambling to try to cure these things, and try to come up with vaccines, But in the process, sometimes there's damage, you know? 0.79
01:57:07.000 You said you talked about this on one of your shows that came out? 0.99
01:57:10.000 Yeah, on the Joe Rogan Questions Everything show.
01:57:12.000 That one already aired?
01:57:14.000 Yes, yeah.
01:57:15.000 That was like, let's find this out, payouts.
01:57:18.000 That was, I think it was two weeks ago.
01:57:20.000 Then last week, everybody got mad at me again.
01:57:22.000 That was an okay one.
01:57:23.000 Nobody got mad at me.
01:57:24.000 But then last week was Aliens, and everybody was like, dude!
01:57:26.000 Dude, you did not provide the...
01:57:28.000 I got all these, how come you didn't show this video?
01:57:31.000 And this guy puts this on my message board.
01:57:33.000 Clearly this is a wormhole. 0.99
01:57:34.000 I'm like, bitch, that's someone's headlights. 1.00
01:57:36.000 That's headlights on a dark... 1.00
01:57:38.000 Meanwhile, it's like you barely can see what the fuck that is, man. 0.99
01:57:42.000 So, oh my god. 0.96
01:57:44.000 You can only imagine the stuff you gotta deal with.
01:57:47.000 Oh god.
01:57:48.000 Oh, OMG. The amount of fucking people that have been paid out in vaccine court. 0.99
01:57:54.000 There's a lot, man. 1.00
01:57:55.000 Oh, pay them. 0.83
01:57:56.000 Yeah, it's like it happens all the time, apparently.
01:57:59.000 Well, not all the time, but it's been millions of dollars.
01:58:01.000 Two new cases reported here.
01:58:02.000 Vaccine court awards millions to two children with autism.
01:58:06.000 Wow.
01:58:08.000 So that's the thing that people say, that no, vaccines don't cause autism.
01:58:11.000 And that's the argument.
01:58:12.000 Some say it does, and some say it doesn't.
01:58:15.000 I don't know, man. 0.99
01:58:16.000 I'm not a fucking doctor. 0.99
01:58:17.000 That's a real problem when I look at this kind of data. 1.00
01:58:19.000 I have this saying that it's terrifying when you're too stupid to know who's dumb. 1.00
01:58:24.000 That's how I feel about this stuff. 1.00
01:58:26.000 Because when I read that, that a court awarded millions of dollars to two children with autism.
01:58:32.000 Vaccine court awards millions to two children with autism.
01:58:35.000 I read that and I say, okay, well that means vaccines cause autism?
01:58:37.000 Is that what that means?
01:58:38.000 Unless they had a couple of shots with autism in it.
01:58:41.000 But they don't have autism in a shot, as far as I know.
01:58:45.000 We got the autistic juice. 0.95
01:58:47.000 It says, Hannah Poling developed an autistic condition after receiving nine vaccines in one day.
01:58:53.000 Following the U.S. government conceding her case in 2008, her damages are awarded over her lifetime, reported to be $20 million.
01:59:00.000 Oh my god.
01:59:02.000 What does that mean then?
01:59:04.000 I don't know what that means.
01:59:06.000 Does that mean that vaccines cause autism?
01:59:08.000 Because that's what it sounds like.
01:59:09.000 How do they know that she didn't have autism before she got the shots?
01:59:12.000 That's a good question.
01:59:13.000 That's a very good question. 0.99
01:59:14.000 And if that's the case, then how the fuck did they award... 0.97
01:59:17.000 How did that work out? 0.97
01:59:19.000 They gave her $20 million.
01:59:20.000 Then the question is, is it just bad court decision?
01:59:25.000 Is it just an uninformed jury?
01:59:26.000 It's like someone got a kickback.
01:59:27.000 Is that what it is?
01:59:28.000 I don't understand.
01:59:30.000 Listen to this.
01:59:31.000 Since 1989 and as of January of 2013, over $2.5 billion have been paid out from this vaccine-caused injury and death compensation fund.
01:59:43.000 Mm-hmm.
01:59:44.000 So, $2.5 billion have been paid out from the Vaccine-Caused Injury and Death Compensation Fund.
01:59:50.000 These are numbers that I'm reading off of, like, these are legitimate websites.
01:59:56.000 This isn't, like, we're not just making things up.
01:59:58.000 These are not propaganda websites, and they're not trying to hide this.
02:00:04.000 9,785 claims have been dismissed, and of those claims, 3,982 claimants were paid $52 million to cover their attorney's fees and other legal costs.
02:00:17.000 So they were paid, even the people where the claims were dismissed, they paid their legal fees.
02:00:24.000 Like, what are they doing there? 0.97
02:00:25.000 Are they just saying, listen, bitch, I know you have a lot of legal money and just let it go. 1.00
02:00:29.000 I know you're tired of fighting this. 0.99
02:00:30.000 You're never going to win.
02:00:31.000 I don't know.
02:00:32.000 But it is fascinating. 0.99
02:00:34.000 I don't understand it, but I know that, like, when Jenny McCarthy talks about vaccines and causing your kid autism, I have heard dudes who are, like, the most progressive, like, male feminists, like, really, like, kind towards women say some of the most nasty fucking evil shit to Jenny McCarthy. 0.99
02:00:52.000 Because... 0.99
02:00:53.000 Because you're allowed to. 0.99
02:00:54.000 Because she expresses a very specific opinion about vaccines, and she's obviously not a fucking doctor. 0.98
02:01:00.000 And they think that what she's doing is scaring people into not having vaccines and into creating death and illness. 0.98
02:01:09.000 Maybe.
02:01:10.000 Yeah, maybe.
02:01:11.000 I don't know. 0.99
02:01:12.000 But maybe you need to pay attention to what the fuck I just read. 0.98
02:01:14.000 That seems real. 0.98
02:01:17.000 New Jersey girl gets $4.7 million for vaccine injuries.
02:01:21.000 Here's another one.
02:01:23.000 This is from 2002, a New Jersey girl whose mental development was stopped at two months old after a routine immunization has received a $4.7 million settlement from a national trust fund. 0.98
02:01:33.000 I mean, what the fuck is going on, man? 0.91
02:01:36.000 What does that mean? 0.99
02:01:37.000 I don't know if that means that, I mean, in my dumb mind, I read that, and I, you know, it doesn't, what's that expression?
02:01:45.000 Causation does not equal something else. 0.70
02:01:47.000 What is that expression?
02:01:48.000 How's it go?
02:01:49.000 No.
02:01:49.000 Causation doesn't, if you want to say smart on the internet, you have to repeat this.
02:01:53.000 Causation does not equal, okay, does not imply correlation.
02:01:59.000 So just because something was caused doesn't mean it's correlated with what you're blaming it on.
02:02:05.000 Like there's a lot of other factors involved.
02:02:07.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:02:08.000 Millions of fucking dollars, man. 1.00
02:02:11.000 Billions even, given out. 1.00
02:02:12.000 So that's my opinion about vaccines.
02:02:14.000 I think they're very, very important. 0.91
02:02:16.000 I think the people that are working on vaccines and that are fighting against pandemic diseases are doing an amazing job of keeping people safe, and they've eradicated some really fucking dangerous, horrible pandemic diseases. 0.98
02:02:29.000 That said, obviously, some people, it fucks up. 0.97
02:02:32.000 Or it seems to, at least.
02:02:34.000 And I think it's not an either-or situation.
02:02:35.000 I think people have to be really careful about that.
02:02:37.000 Because if you're rallying against these people that are talking badly about vaccines, but then these facts are real and are available, what are you doing?
02:02:45.000 Like, what are you saying?
02:02:47.000 It's not an either-or.
02:02:49.000 There's a lot of complication here.
02:02:51.000 Not a chance, huh?
02:02:52.000 It seems like it.
02:02:53.000 I mean, from my uneducated perspective, when I read that, and again, causation does not equal correlation.
02:03:00.000 Note how smart I am.
02:03:02.000 I think that you've got to say that obviously it's not that cut and dry. 0.99
02:03:07.000 It's not like I'm going to the Supreme Court because I believe that a wizard made my dick small. 0.99
02:03:13.000 And the Supreme Court gives me a billion dollars. 0.99
02:03:15.000 That seems like, what was the fucking evidence? 1.00
02:03:19.000 I have a small dick, you know? 1.00
02:03:19.000 Shouldn't. 1.00
02:03:20.000 So there you go. 1.00
02:03:22.000 I mean, you're talking about, you know, it's not that fucking stupid. 1.00
02:03:28.000 That's the answer. 1.00
02:03:30.000 That's my answer on chemtrails and that's my answer on vaccines.
02:03:33.000 Two very complicated issues that a lot of people get real fuckery.
02:03:36.000 Just don't have the good information to say yes or no. 0.99
02:03:38.000 It might be that, but it's also that people attach themselves to the shit they believe. 0.98
02:03:43.000 They want something to be a part of and have something to fight for. 1.00
02:03:46.000 Yeah, and if they said something, if like you say, you know, the fucking rainbows are created by gremlins, bro, and then you start telling people that, and you make a video, and you put it on YouTube, man, you're committed to that shit. 0.93
02:03:57.000 And there's a lot of people out there committed to some really iffy ideas. 1.00
02:04:00.000 It's crazy shit. 0.98
02:04:01.000 Like, why are you, are you sure? 1.00
02:04:02.000 Are you fucking sure? 0.98
02:04:04.000 You shouldn't be sure, man. 1.00
02:04:05.000 A lot of fuckery to this world. 0.98
02:04:07.000 Like when you said that you think that you create your own destiny, everything happens for a reason, you might be right. 0.99
02:04:13.000 You know, anybody says you're not right is crazy.
02:04:16.000 If you say, if you believe it, you can achieve it, well, you have. 0.99
02:04:19.000 So what the fuck do they know? 0.99
02:04:20.000 Maybe that is how the world works. 0.99
02:04:22.000 I think?
02:04:42.000 Maybe. 0.99
02:04:42.000 You don't fucking know. 0.99
02:04:43.000 That's possible, too. 0.99
02:04:44.000 Because the world's not that fucking simple. 0.96
02:04:46.000 There's a goddamn reason why when you hear a certain song, it reminds you of a certain time in your life or a certain person you knew, and you have this intense emotional reaction to it, and the beats of the music change your body, 0.97
02:05:02.000 you know? 0.97
02:05:02.000 There's certain times where you're by yourself and Sweet Home Alabama comes on the radio at just the right time. 0.97
02:05:09.000 And when it says, turn it up, it changes your body.
02:05:14.000 The world is not just made out of numbers, and it's not just made out of hard surfaces, and it's not just made out of things you can weigh.
02:05:22.000 There's also some weird spiritual aspect to this world.
02:05:25.000 I think you manifest a lot of it with your attitude and your behavior and your actions, and I don't know how much of it would have been there without that.
02:05:34.000 I don't know.
02:05:35.000 I think it's both.
02:05:37.000 You know, I think it's both. 1.00
02:05:38.000 If a brick drops in your head, it will fucking kill you. 1.00
02:05:40.000 That's true, too. 1.00
02:05:41.000 You know? 0.99
02:05:43.000 Sometimes shit happens, man. 1.00
02:05:44.000 Look, the fucking... 1.00
02:05:45.000 Were the dinosaurs asking for that big asteroid to hit? 1.00
02:05:48.000 No, probably not.
02:05:50.000 You know?
02:05:51.000 I don't know if that...
02:05:52.000 I don't know if it's that simple.
02:05:53.000 I think it's both. 0.99
02:05:54.000 It's both you create your reality and shit happens. 0.99
02:05:58.000 That, too. 1.00
02:05:59.000 Shit fucking happens. 1.00
02:06:00.000 You didn't ask to break your ankle in that fight. 1.00
02:06:02.000 Why did that happen? 0.99
02:06:03.000 That's some shit happens, right? 0.99
02:06:05.000 So I'm wondering if things are predetermined for some point. 0.99
02:06:08.000 That just kind of led me to make the decision, okay, 55 is too low of a weight class.
02:06:12.000 I'm just destroying my body.
02:06:13.000 The injuries are just coming too easy.
02:06:15.000 Maybe if I was at 70, maybe my ankle would have rolled a bit differently, and I would have more stability, just cutting weight, depleting the body too much.
02:06:21.000 So that was my last fight at 55, which made me go up to 70. So yeah, who knows?
02:06:25.000 It could have been, or it could have been that you realized after that that you needed to make a change, and being the winner that you are, felt the right path, and went down it, and succeeded.
02:06:34.000 Because that's what you do.
02:06:35.000 You dust yourself off, you figure out what went wrong, and you move forward.
02:06:38.000 And that's what you did do.
02:06:39.000 So it could have been things happen for a reason, or it could have been the reason things happen is because you're a winner.
02:06:44.000 Make it the right.
02:06:46.000 But that one you can control.
02:06:48.000 What I like about that one is that one you can control.
02:06:51.000 And that one seems to make more sense because everybody that I know that has ever succeeded in things, they're winners. 0.93
02:06:56.000 They have that ability to fucking figure out how to get up when they don't want to get up. 0.99
02:07:00.000 They have that ability to do the things that they have to do, put in the work that they have to put in, get shit done. 0.99
02:07:05.000 And the people that don't, we all know super talented fighters that never made it.
02:07:10.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:07:11.000 There's a lot of guys out there that had that special something and never could put it together. 0.99
02:07:17.000 There's a few guys that shone so greatly in preliminary fights, and you're like, this motherfucker's a world champion. 0.93
02:07:24.000 And you're looking at him, and you hear from the people, oh, in the gym, he dominates everybody. 0.95
02:07:29.000 There's so many fighters like that.
02:07:30.000 How many times have you heard that about Joe Riggs?
02:07:33.000 Oh, that's right.
02:07:33.000 I did hear about Joe Riggs.
02:07:34.000 They used to say that Joe Riggs used to dominate Rich Franklin in the gym.
02:07:39.000 That they would be sparring and Joe Riggs would just be lighting Rich Franklin up.
02:07:42.000 But in competition, it really...
02:07:45.000 Well, he had some great fights and he had some great results and he had a long career. 0.99
02:07:48.000 And he's still a bad motherfucker and a great professional fighter. 0.97
02:07:51.000 But if you listen to people talk, they make Joe Riggs out to be Anderson Silva. 0.99
02:07:55.000 They make Joe Riggs out to be some magic man.
02:07:58.000 Some dude that on perfect moments, on the right moments...
02:08:01.000 I remember talking to Billy Rush before he died, and Billy Rush was training those guys, and he said to me, he goes, he's one of the greatest talents I've ever seen. 0.95
02:08:09.000 He said, this fucking kid can do it all, and he does it all perfect in spurts, in the gym, when his head's right. 0.99
02:08:18.000 You know, and then shit happens in that crazy world of chaos. 1.00
02:08:23.000 And sometimes it doesn't come together for you. 0.98
02:08:26.000 You know, if it's the reason that everything happens for a reason, then there's some people that got dealt some shitty cards, you know what I mean? 0.99
02:08:32.000 Yeah, no shit, man. 0.96
02:08:33.000 If everything happened for a reason, there's a lot of things you can't explain, you know? 0.99
02:08:36.000 Yeah. 0.98
02:08:36.000 And in the world of prize fighting, I think that shit manifests itself in such a strange and dramatic way. 0.98
02:08:43.000 Because the difference between winning and losing is so much more extreme than golf or tennis or anything else. 0.99
02:08:48.000 So many more options.
02:08:49.000 It's not just so many more options.
02:08:51.000 It's so much more devastating a result.
02:08:53.000 You know, you can lose a tennis match and you go home and you're fine.
02:08:56.000 You know?
02:08:57.000 Like, if you lose an MMA fight, your health can change.
02:08:59.000 The structure of your face looks different.
02:09:01.000 You have to get plates in your face.
02:09:03.000 You have to get your, you know, your face stitched up.
02:09:05.000 Can't breathe out of my nose.
02:09:07.000 Yeah.
02:09:07.000 Yeah, I'm sure.
02:09:09.000 Almost everybody has that, right?
02:09:10.000 I do, for sure.
02:09:12.000 I had mine operated on a few years back.
02:09:14.000 I have that done.
02:09:15.000 Sweetest thing I've ever done.
02:09:16.000 All my life I was a mouth breather.
02:09:18.000 I broke my nose when I was like five.
02:09:19.000 I fell down a flight of stairs and it was always like...
02:09:22.000 I'll just, I nasal, I had a nasal sound to my voice and I mouth breathed every practice.
02:09:27.000 Everything I ever did was mouth breathing.
02:09:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:09:29.000 Couldn't breathe out of it.
02:09:29.000 That's what they tell these guys, you know, make sure they're biting down on their mouthpiece.
02:09:32.000 Make sure if you do end up receiving a shot, I want the mouth closed and, you know, holding together.
02:09:36.000 Right.
02:09:36.000 But that's one of the main things for sure.
02:09:38.000 I want to make sure that they're biting down on the mouthpiece so we get the mouthpieces that you can breathe through the center of the hole a little bit.
02:09:41.000 Right, right, right.
02:09:42.000 From Unbreakable, Hector and Victorville.
02:09:44.000 I think it makes the best mouthpieces.
02:09:45.000 Yeah?
02:09:46.000 And he makes a double, an upper and lower, where you breathe out of it in the middle?
02:09:50.000 There are impressions on the top and the bottom of your teeth, so your jaw does lock into place, but for mine specifically, I have a little air channel through the center.
02:09:55.000 And I think, TJ, do you have yours?
02:09:56.000 No, yeah, but it's not a double.
02:09:57.000 It's a single mouthpiece, but it's got a little gap underneath it where you can breathe with your mouth shut.
02:10:02.000 Oh, that's very smart.
02:10:03.000 The bottom teeth just don't connect. 0.70
02:10:04.000 Okay, that's very smart.
02:10:06.000 The doubles are a pain, man.
02:10:07.000 Yeah, the doubles are weird.
02:10:08.000 You can't talk to them.
02:10:09.000 They used to have that power one.
02:10:11.000 Remember they were saying that it makes you like whips or something?
02:10:13.000 Oh, whips and brain pad, yeah. 0.88
02:10:15.000 It makes you stronger.
02:10:16.000 It makes you like less likely to get knocked out.
02:10:19.000 I need to go get that one.
02:10:19.000 Those bracelets or something that they correct your balance.
02:10:22.000 I remember that.
02:10:22.000 Yeah, probably.
02:10:23.000 Well, they actually say that your jaw alignment does have some impact on how strong you are.
02:10:28.000 Like, I think there's a science behind it. 0.97
02:10:30.000 Like, if you have your mouth open and you try to deadlift, you try to deadlift, like, oh, I think, literally, you're not as strong as if you fucking clamp down. 0.88
02:10:37.000 I don't think I've ever deadlifted with my mouth open. 0.97
02:10:38.000 Maybe you should try.
02:10:39.000 It'd be interesting to find out if that works. 0.99
02:10:41.000 It might be bullshit, you know? 0.99
02:10:42.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:10:43.000 It might be...
02:10:44.000 But I think I read that, I think.
02:10:46.000 How long did it take for your nose to heal when you got a deadlift?
02:10:49.000 Not that long, man.
02:10:49.000 I was rolling six weeks later.
02:10:51.000 Yeah.
02:10:51.000 I had a great doctor.
02:10:52.000 His name was Dr. Feinberg.
02:10:53.000 He retired, unfortunately.
02:10:54.000 He was out here in California.
02:10:56.000 He did an amazing job.
02:10:57.000 And they use foam now, so it used to be the nightmare was getting the packing out.
02:11:02.000 That pulling the packing out was incredibly painful.
02:11:04.000 Like, Lorenzo Fertitta had it that way, and he said that it was like someone was raking his brain.
02:11:09.000 Oh, wow.
02:11:09.000 Oh, he was awake then.
02:11:10.000 Intensely painful.
02:11:11.000 Well, and they pull the packing out when it's over. 0.98
02:11:13.000 They keep it in your nose for a couple days or something, or a week, or whatever the fuck it is. 0.92
02:11:17.000 Actually, it changed the structure of my nose. 0.97
02:11:19.000 It made it wider. 0.98
02:11:20.000 They cut the inside of it, the tuber, what are the fucking things called? 0.98
02:11:25.000 Yeah, I know what you mean. 0.99
02:11:26.000 Those turbinators? 1.00
02:11:27.000 Yeah, something like that.
02:11:28.000 Things inside.
02:11:29.000 So they scraped them down, and then he put these splints in that widened my opening.
02:11:33.000 I kept the splints in for like...
02:11:35.000 I don't know, like a couple weeks or whatever.
02:11:37.000 But after it was open, after he cut out the scar tissue and turbinators, whatever those things were, trimmed that down, it was actually like a wider passage.
02:11:44.000 Yeah, I want to get this done, man.
02:11:45.000 Oh, it's great.
02:11:46.000 I want to get it done.
02:11:47.000 I feel like my cardio will be better.
02:11:49.000 Oh, it will.
02:11:50.000 100%.
02:11:50.000 There's no doubt about it.
02:11:52.000 But then you've got to realize you're going to get hit in the nose.
02:11:54.000 Yeah.
02:11:55.000 I went and talked to a doctor, and I actually got something done on my nose.
02:11:58.000 I don't know exactly what it's called, but he scraped it like you're talking about.
02:12:00.000 And then he shocked it with radio frequency electricity and it's supposed to shrink the tissue.
02:12:05.000 And it takes like six weeks for it to work.
02:12:07.000 That's interesting.
02:12:07.000 My nose is a little bit better, I guess, you know?
02:12:10.000 But I want to get like the full thing done.
02:12:12.000 I think I need to do it after the next fight.
02:12:13.000 Dude, I've seen pictures of people that did it online where they showed all the meat that they cut out of their nose.
02:12:19.000 Yeah. 0.98
02:12:19.000 The scar tissue, it's fucking crazy. 0.98
02:12:22.000 Do you think it'll mess with the structural integrity of your nose? 0.97
02:12:24.000 No.
02:12:24.000 Is your nose still strong, you feel like?
02:12:26.000 Yes.
02:12:26.000 Yeah, absolutely.
02:12:27.000 Yeah, it doesn't.
02:12:27.000 One of the doctors was saying, I mean, obviously it's a doctor's opinion from different from different, but he was saying that he thinks the structural integrity of my nose would be worse.
02:12:35.000 I don't think so.
02:12:36.000 I mean, I think, look, your nose is weak anyway. 1.00
02:12:38.000 This little fucking thing, you get shinned in that thing. 0.99
02:12:41.000 It's not... 0.99
02:12:41.000 I mean, whether it's strong... 0.99
02:12:43.000 I mean, when it's in perfect condition, it's weak as fuck. 0.99
02:12:46.000 So go on it from there. 0.99
02:12:47.000 And then also go on it from, like, the goal is to not get hit in the face.
02:12:50.000 Let's have an extra incentive.
02:12:52.000 And then now your cardio is going to be, like, a good percentage better.
02:12:55.000 Which is way more important.
02:12:56.000 That's huge.
02:12:58.000 Just don't do what Vanderlei did.
02:12:59.000 Vanderlei got his whole... 1.00
02:13:00.000 He had to get his whole fucking... 0.99
02:13:01.000 That was a perfect example of a guy who had to get his whole face reconstructed. 0.99
02:13:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:13:05.000 He had to get his eyebrows scraped down because he was getting cots.
02:13:08.000 He had massive scar tissue.
02:13:09.000 They had to remove it.
02:13:10.000 Nick Deez also.
02:13:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:13:11.000 But Nick's was not nearly as extreme.
02:13:13.000 Yeah, not as extreme, yeah. 0.99
02:13:14.000 Nick got his shit shaved down, but then they would put it back together again. 0.99
02:13:18.000 He still looked like Nick. 0.99
02:13:19.000 Looked normal, yeah.
02:13:19.000 Well, same, yeah.
02:13:20.000 Vanderlei, they had to like...
02:13:22.000 Normal guy.
02:13:22.000 Yeah, I mean, just same.
02:13:23.000 Yeah.
02:13:26.000 With Vanderlei, they had to actually take a chunk of his rib and create a piece of cartilage and rebuild his nose.
02:13:32.000 His nose was flat, dude.
02:13:35.000 That's from not moving your head.
02:13:37.000 That's from brawling and not moving your head.
02:13:40.000 Charging forward.
02:13:41.000 That was one of the things.
02:13:41.000 I actually have cauliflower in my nose.
02:13:43.000 I went to punch my buddy in the belly one time and he kneed.
02:13:46.000 And my nose just swollen up.
02:13:48.000 The center of it just filled up with blood.
02:13:50.000 Hard.
02:13:50.000 Yeah, just like your ear, cauliflower ear.
02:13:52.000 It's the same.
02:13:53.000 They went in and lanced it, and all this blood just came rushing out, and they filled it with what looked like a shoelace.
02:13:58.000 They stepped up in there to suck up the blood, and little gaps also.
02:14:02.000 And that was for one of my K1 fights, however long ago that was, I don't know, six, seven years ago.
02:14:06.000 And then, I should say recently, but about three years ago, I had my nose scraped down, actually.
02:14:11.000 And they went in there, and he said that, The sermon nose was like a snowball in my nose.
02:14:15.000 So he was scared to take more out and my nose would collapse.
02:14:18.000 Wow.
02:14:18.000 So they put a little plastic orange slice, put them up in there to keep it structurally sound.
02:14:26.000 Yeah, while it heals.
02:14:27.000 Yeah, and then they pulled them out.
02:14:28.000 I feel like it was coming out of my brain.
02:14:29.000 I had those too.
02:14:30.000 That was nice.
02:14:30.000 Yeah, I got to have it done again.
02:14:31.000 I still can't breathe through one.
02:14:33.000 One nostril.
02:14:34.000 The other one's good though. 0.97
02:14:36.000 It's just a shitty design. 0.91
02:14:37.000 Yeah. 0.94
02:14:38.000 I mean, why is it so weak?
02:14:39.000 It's not in the front of your face.
02:14:40.000 It's not designed to get punched in the face.
02:14:42.000 It's a lot of accidents.
02:14:45.000 I don't know if we're designed to be punching each other in the face.
02:14:47.000 Well, I broke mine when I was five. 0.99
02:14:50.000 I fell down a flight of stairs and I just smashed my nose on the stair and from then on it was fucked. 0.99
02:14:54.000 I guess that's why we have the option to breathe through our mouth as well. 1.00
02:14:56.000 I guess, but what a shit design. 1.00
02:14:58.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:14:59.000 Because once it got...
02:15:00.000 I didn't realize how important it was until I got it fixed.
02:15:03.000 And then once I got it fixed, like, the idea of being able to breathe my mouth shut was impossible to me.
02:15:07.000 I'd never known it my whole life.
02:15:09.000 You'd have to wake up with a dry mouth in the morning.
02:15:11.000 Until I was 40. Wow, yeah.
02:15:11.000 And then all of a sudden I'm like...
02:15:13.000 This is awesome.
02:15:15.000 Nice.
02:15:15.000 I like this.
02:15:15.000 Yeah, I could be like that for a while.
02:15:17.000 Then it came back again.
02:15:18.000 Like, I would go to yoga class and they would tell me I'm doing it wrong.
02:15:20.000 Like, you have to breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth.
02:15:22.000 Like, it doesn't work.
02:15:24.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:15:24.000 The shit doesn't work. 1.00
02:15:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:15:26.000 I was racing my wife with blown up balloons one time for one of our kids' birthdays. 0.92
02:15:30.000 And she was just smashing me and I couldn't figure out why.
02:15:32.000 That's crazy!
02:15:32.000 I wasn't opening my mouth.
02:15:34.000 I was bringing the air through my nose.
02:15:36.000 So just slowing down the process by half.
02:15:38.000 So she was just smashing me on the balloon blown up drill. 1.00
02:15:41.000 So I had to take it out.
02:15:43.000 I just won.
02:15:44.000 I had to figure and adapt.
02:15:45.000 What do you think about all these new technologies that are coming along?
02:15:49.000 We had Ian McCall on. 0.92
02:15:51.000 He was talking about some shit called CVAC. Some altitude thing. 0.99
02:15:57.000 What it does is it mimics...
02:16:00.000 It sounded crazy, man.
02:16:01.000 Yeah, really.
02:16:02.000 It mimics.
02:16:03.000 It's a CVAC pod is what it's called.
02:16:06.000 And it does something with changing the altitude inside the container.
02:16:11.000 It makes a massive difference in your body's ability to assimilate oxygen.
02:16:16.000 I'm kind of up for trying anything.
02:16:18.000 If someone says it works, I need to try this out.
02:16:21.000 Well, Ian's no bullshitter. 0.91
02:16:23.000 He's crazy, but he's no bullshitter. 0.95
02:16:25.000 Yeah. 0.95
02:16:25.000 And when he's talking about it, he said it was better than a hyperbaric chamber, which I know you're right. 0.95
02:16:29.000 I love the hyperbaric chamber, man.
02:16:30.000 Yeah.
02:16:31.000 I hurt my shoulder and that thing, my cardio, like, I did it for injury.
02:16:34.000 I got better faster, but my cardio was insanely good when I started sitting in the hyperbaric chamber.
02:16:40.000 Like, I noticed a big difference.
02:16:41.000 Yeah.
02:16:42.000 I've heard amazing results as far as, like, the ability to heal from stuff.
02:16:45.000 I wish I could afford to be in it all the time.
02:16:47.000 Really?
02:16:48.000 Dude, I would do it.
02:16:48.000 If I could do it once a week, if not more, I would do it.
02:16:51.000 Don't they make them where you can get it for the gym?
02:16:53.000 Yeah, they're not the hard chambers.
02:16:55.000 They're the soft chambers.
02:16:56.000 They don't work as well.
02:16:57.000 You can't get as much...
02:16:59.000 The hard chambers is 100% oxygen, and they can put you down to two atmospheric pressures to be low.
02:17:04.000 And the soft chambers, they can't do that.
02:17:06.000 So it doesn't work as well.
02:17:07.000 It works, but not as well as the hard chambers.
02:17:10.000 What is the variation?
02:17:11.000 What do you mean?
02:17:12.000 In between how much better the hard chamber works than the soft?
02:17:14.000 It's supposed to be so much better.
02:17:15.000 I don't even know exactly, but I've done a little bit of the soft chambers, and I can tell a big difference when I'm sitting in the hard chamber.
02:17:22.000 Where would you go to do that?
02:17:23.000 Do you go to a chiropractor?
02:17:25.000 No.
02:17:26.000 There's places to do hyperbaric chambers. 0.98
02:17:28.000 That's what they do.
02:17:29.000 They just only do hyperbaric chambers. 0.99
02:17:31.000 And it was in Sacramento.
02:17:34.000 I got prescribed through it from my physical therapist.
02:17:37.000 He's the one that told me about it. 1.00
02:17:38.000 Are they stupid expensive? 1.00
02:17:39.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:17:40.000 Like a hundred grand or something crazy?
02:17:41.000 Oh, yeah.
02:17:42.000 To buy one of them?
02:17:43.000 Yeah.
02:17:43.000 Yeah, probably a couple hundred thousand dollars.
02:17:44.000 Wow.
02:17:44.000 And then you got to fill the oxygen all the time.
02:17:46.000 So for me, if I went to go do an hour and a half dive, I found the cheapest place to do it and it's still 200 bucks.
02:17:51.000 Whoa.
02:17:52.000 For an hour and a half.
02:17:53.000 Wow.
02:17:53.000 That's what was always good about Colorado at the high altitude.
02:17:56.000 Yeah.
02:17:56.000 No matter where you go, your eyes are going to get upset.
02:17:57.000 Yeah, but it's the pressure, though.
02:17:58.000 That was the pressure itself, huh?
02:17:59.000 So it's 100% oxygen, and the pressure supposedly speeds up the molecules of healing, and then the way your body absorbs the oxygen.
02:18:05.000 I can't even tell you the science behind it, but all I know is that it works, dude.
02:18:09.000 And it's supposed to be great for your brain.
02:18:11.000 Wow.
02:18:11.000 Yeah, I've heard nothing but amazing things.
02:18:13.000 I feel like my handwriting got better when I was sitting there. 1.00
02:18:15.000 I'm not joking, idiot. 1.00
02:18:16.000 I started science, and I was like, oh, damn, my handwriting. 1.00
02:18:18.000 I mean, it could just be a coincidence. 0.99
02:18:19.000 I could use that.
02:18:19.000 Yeah.
02:18:20.000 Yeah, my partnership sucks. 0.87
02:18:21.000 Yeah, but this is supposed to be, according to Ian, this is even better. 0.76
02:18:26.000 It's called Cyclic Variations in Adaptive Conditioning, CVAC. And it's some crazy pod that you lay in, and using proprietary pattern sequences, pressure is increased and decreased.
02:18:39.000 to simulate low altitudes and high altitudes and as pressure increases the volume of oxygen in the air naturally increases air is thicker and warmer and as pressure decreases the volume of oxygen naturally diminishes and the air is thinner and cooler and they hypothesize that these changes stimulate an individual's natural adaptation response to environment and the experience is unique to the individual but it apparently has massive effects on healing And there's even scientific findings
02:19:10.000 that were published in medical literature.
02:19:13.000 So it's not like just crazy nonsense that some wacky dude wants to...
02:19:17.000 There's probably not very many places to do this, right?
02:19:19.000 I don't think so.
02:19:20.000 I think there's only a few.
02:19:21.000 He was saying that there's...
02:19:23.000 It looks like the chemtrail guy.
02:19:25.000 Clearly, there's only one way to survive chemtrails.
02:19:29.000 You have to get inside the CVAC machine.
02:19:32.000 This is what the elites are using to protect themselves from the barium being sprayed.
02:19:37.000 Whoa.
02:19:38.000 It's crunching.
02:19:39.000 That doesn't seem like it's a good idea. 1.00
02:19:42.000 Well, that's because you're not a doctor, you sick fuck. 1.00
02:19:45.000 What, are you giving out fucking advice? 1.00
02:19:46.000 I hope your body's stronger than that water bottle. 0.99
02:19:48.000 So there's several of these things in North America.
02:19:51.000 There's nine locations in the California area.
02:19:55.000 Oh, wow.
02:19:56.000 Anything in Northern?
02:19:57.000 I'm trying to find it. 1.00
02:19:58.000 This website sucks a fat one. 1.00
02:20:01.000 Boy, you have a terrible website, you fuckheads. 1.00
02:20:04.000 And your locations. 1.00
02:20:05.000 How about you just list phone numbers instead of having this stupid map that you have to zoom in and out of? 0.99
02:20:11.000 This is terrible. 0.99
02:20:12.000 Phone numbers and websites? 1.00
02:20:13.000 You fuckheads. 1.00
02:20:14.000 You guys should go to Squarespace. 0.99
02:20:17.000 So there's one in a private residence in Redmond, Washington.
02:20:22.000 Why would you say that?
02:20:23.000 You want to tell us where this dude lives so you can knock on his door?
02:20:25.000 Yo, bro! 1.00
02:20:26.000 My fucking ankle hurts! 0.99
02:20:27.000 I need to use your machine, dude. 1.00
02:20:28.000 Can I borrow your shit, son? 0.99
02:20:31.000 It says nine locations here. 1.00
02:20:34.000 Zoom in for details. 1.00
02:20:36.000 How do I zoom in, bitch? 1.00
02:20:37.000 Why isn't it not letting me zoom in? 1.00
02:20:39.000 Because it sucks. 1.00
02:20:41.000 Because your website sucks a fat one. 1.00
02:20:43.000 Oh, now I'm in Spain. 1.00
02:20:44.000 I zoomed in and I'm in Spain. 1.00
02:20:45.000 How about fuck you? 1.00
02:20:47.000 How about fuck you? 1.00
02:20:48.000 Fuck you, dummies. 1.00
02:20:49.000 I don't really believe that. 1.00
02:20:50.000 I don't mean fuck you. 1.00
02:20:51.000 I'm just saying that for effect. 1.00
02:20:53.000 Shock effect.
02:20:53.000 Listen to this.
02:20:54.000 He was talking really great about our product, but then we started criticizing our website and it really hurt my feelings.
02:21:01.000 Man, he's with those MMA guys.
02:21:02.000 I think they get aggressive when they get together.
02:21:04.000 Definitely.
02:21:05.000 All those MMA guys.
02:21:05.000 Yeah, product of your surrounding, huh?
02:21:07.000 It's like when we were training at the gym, I felt like I was a gangster.
02:21:09.000 I felt pretty relaxed.
02:21:11.000 Yeah, well, you get gangster when you teach.
02:21:13.000 I love it, yeah.
02:21:14.000 He does, man.
02:21:15.000 You gotta watch out.
02:21:16.000 That's good stuff.
02:21:16.000 Well, you obviously love it, you know, and that's exactly what you need.
02:21:21.000 I think it's such an amazing thing, the ability to sort of mold young fighters and that for a guy like me who loves martial arts as an art, you know, as an art form, it really is an art form.
02:21:33.000 I know people go, I was in an art form when you're injuring people. 0.99
02:21:35.000 It's not watercolors, asshole. 0.99
02:21:38.000 Yeah, but you're good enough to do it to not injure people too, you know what I mean? 0.99
02:21:41.000 You're good enough at the art to where you can do it without injuring someone.
02:21:44.000 You can defend yourself without hurting someone. 0.99
02:21:47.000 Well, sure, if a dork attacked you, like say if some dude who was really good at Dungeons and Dragons and he fucking went spaz on you and rushed you, it's like, I'm going to bite him! 0.98
02:21:56.000 I have it in my head if it ever came to the point outside the gym or the cage or something, if I had to fight in the street or defend myself. 0.99
02:22:03.000 Just choke him out. 1.00
02:22:03.000 Either choke them out or just punch them in the gut. 1.00
02:22:05.000 How many normal people actually get punched in the gut? 1.00
02:22:07.000 Just knock them out of them. 0.89
02:22:08.000 And you'd have to be really diligent. 1.00
02:22:10.000 You don't want to just tee off on some asshole because he started to fight with you. 0.99
02:22:15.000 It's so hard to repress that. 1.00
02:22:17.000 But we've all been in a situation where some drunk dude is clearly fucked up, is talking so much shit, and you're like, I could just uncork one on this guy's face and you know he's not going to see it coming. 0.99
02:22:27.000 But you can't do that. 0.99
02:22:28.000 The best way to...
02:22:29.000 I mean, you'll get in trouble.
02:22:30.000 I'll get in trouble, man.
02:22:31.000 Yeah, of course. 0.96
02:22:32.000 Not only that, I just fucking pulled up MMA.com and fucking MixedMartialArts.com and Cerrone's in trouble. 0.97
02:22:39.000 For that. 0.98
02:22:40.000 He head kicked some dude on a dock.
02:22:41.000 No. 1.00
02:22:42.000 Yeah, some guy got stupid with him. 1.00
02:22:44.000 He threw a head kick? 1.00
02:22:45.000 Yeah, apparently he shinned him.
02:22:47.000 That's the rumor. 1.00
02:22:48.000 I'm talking shit, Donald. 0.99
02:22:49.000 I'm sorry if I got the details wrong. 0.99
02:22:51.000 But I think Brian Callen told me he head kicked somebody.
02:22:54.000 Maybe somebody else called me.
02:22:56.000 I tried to put myself in those scenarios.
02:22:57.000 I mean, if you're beating someone up on the street and you decide to do a head kick. 1.00
02:23:01.000 What a huge fucking mistake. 1.00
02:23:03.000 Out of all the people to fuck with on a dock, you look at this skinny dude with a cowboy hat. 1.00
02:23:08.000 You're like... 1.00
02:23:09.000 Hey man, fuck you and your fucking boat, faggot! 1.00
02:23:13.000 Next thing you know, clang! 1.00
02:23:15.000 That shit bounces off the side of your fucking head. 1.00
02:23:17.000 I'm sure he had to do something pretty bad, too, because Cerrone's a pretty cool dude. 1.00
02:23:20.000 He had to piss him off pretty bad. 0.98
02:23:22.000 There's a lot of douchebags out there. 1.00
02:23:24.000 Yeah, for sure. 0.97
02:23:24.000 It's very unfortunate. 0.97
02:23:26.000 It's really hard to develop a human being.
02:23:29.000 I think you know that, and I know that.
02:23:31.000 Having children now is definitely strange.
02:23:33.000 Change me.
02:23:34.000 It absolutely does, right?
02:23:35.000 Yeah.
02:23:36.000 I've had to hold this guy back a couple times.
02:23:37.000 You know what I mean?
02:23:38.000 I almost always get into fights.
02:23:40.000 Always?
02:23:40.000 Really?
02:23:40.000 Always.
02:23:41.000 I just feel people should respect one another and help each other out. 0.95
02:23:45.000 And when it doesn't happen, I'm just like, this guy's kind of a dickface. 0.75
02:23:48.000 I'll speak up about it. 0.87
02:23:50.000 And then people get mad.
02:23:52.000 Sometimes, yeah. 0.97
02:23:52.000 Well, there's a lot of dickfaces out there and they don't like to hear that. 0.97
02:23:55.000 People don't like to be criticized. 0.99
02:23:57.000 It's hard that someone calls you to be a dickface to that lady. 0.94
02:24:00.000 And you're like, yeah, you're right. 0.99
02:24:03.000 You know, it's fucking hard. 0.93
02:24:04.000 It's like admitting something about rods. 0.97
02:24:08.000 It's like so many things.
02:24:09.000 It's like being wrong. 0.98
02:24:10.000 Sucks. 0.77
02:24:10.000 People don't like being wrong. 0.77
02:24:13.000 There's a guy named Michael Shermer, this famous skeptic, who has this very interesting quote about smart people defending dumb ideas. 0.82
02:24:20.000 Smart people, there's a lot of very intelligent people that believe really stupid things, and the reason being is that they're smart enough to convince themselves that they're right. 0.99
02:24:27.000 And they're smart enough to defend that stupid thing. 0.99
02:24:30.000 And it's kind of an interesting point of view, but makes sense. 1.00
02:24:35.000 It's fucking hard for people to say they're wrong.
02:24:37.000 So I think that's a good talent for an athlete as well. 0.89
02:24:40.000 Whether you have the skills or not, believe that you have the skills to win the fight, win the world title, pull yourself through that.
02:24:45.000 Well, I think also, as a fighter, it's super important to be absolutely objective about your skill set.
02:24:50.000 You can't, like when you're talking about observing fights and watching fights, and you have to be objective.
02:24:55.000 You can't say, you know, hey, I'm watching TJ Dillashaw, I love that dude, so I'm looking at him in a way that's not, I'm just looking, everything's perfect, it's beautiful, I'm just loving watching him win.
02:25:05.000 That's not the right way to do it, and you know that.
02:25:07.000 So you have to step back and go, okay, what is he doing wrong?
02:25:10.000 And how do I get my friendship out of the way and look at this objectively?
02:25:15.000 That's why I do have the fighters watch the film.
02:25:17.000 I have my buddy in Colorado, Mike Temple, watch the film.
02:25:19.000 And it actually kind of happened to my accent because I watched the film, I'll make notes.
02:25:22.000 And I watched the same fight again while I was high and didn't realize that I made notes.
02:25:26.000 So I made notes again.
02:25:27.000 And then I looked at the notes and I had two sets of notes.
02:25:29.000 One I remember being high and one I remember not being high.
02:25:32.000 And I realized there was a difference.
02:25:33.000 Now, was there a difference because I just watched it the second time or the third time or whatever time it was?
02:25:37.000 Or was the difference because of weed? 1.00
02:25:39.000 So I was like, well, fuck, man. 1.00
02:25:40.000 Maybe there's something to this. 1.00
02:25:41.000 So I started watching the fights while I was sober, while I was high. 1.00
02:25:44.000 I was like, well, fuck, man. 1.00
02:25:45.000 Onnit sponsors me. 1.00
02:25:46.000 Takes my alpha brain.
02:25:47.000 Take some offer and watch it again just to compare notes.
02:25:49.000 Just to make sure.
02:25:50.000 I want to make sure I'm making the best decisions for these guys.
02:25:52.000 And it could be also whether you're awake or whether you're tired.
02:25:55.000 Yeah, there's many elements that could change my view, my perspective on that particular fight.
02:25:59.000 Factor in everything, right?
02:26:00.000 Whether you enjoy a song.
02:26:02.000 You have to be in the right mood for the right kind of song.
02:26:03.000 There's a lot of different kinds of music that I'm sure we all like.
02:26:06.000 You're in the right mood.
02:26:08.000 Yeah, it's like, it's not even a good, it's like, now is a good time for that.
02:26:12.000 Like, sometimes I don't want to watch fights. 0.95
02:26:13.000 Sometimes I want to watch, you know, fucking Curb Your Enthusiasm. 0.98
02:26:17.000 Hey! 1.00
02:26:19.000 Sometimes I can't believe a fuck. 1.00
02:26:21.000 He's like, talk about professionals and split-second openings? 1.00
02:26:24.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:26:24.000 With this fuck. 1.00
02:26:26.000 You've got to really be on your toes. 1.00
02:26:27.000 One thing, I do believe weed has a lot of benefits to it.
02:26:30.000 And I started because I was getting major injuries and I didn't want to actually take the pain pills I was being prescribed for my surgeries.
02:26:36.000 So that's why I started investigating weed and marijuana and I would help that to calm me down.
02:26:39.000 I wanted to talk to you about that.
02:26:41.000 Yes.
02:26:41.000 Because that's another issue that I think is really important.
02:26:44.000 Because I keep hearing about fighters that are having problems with pain pills.
02:26:47.000 I think 100% people are used to me. 0.98
02:26:49.000 I had back-to-back major fucking surgeries lined up. 0.98
02:26:52.000 I broke my jaw, broke my ankle, tore up my knee. 0.99
02:26:54.000 I had my neck surgery.
02:26:55.000 I had, like, a couple good ones.
02:26:56.000 Woke my hand a couple times. 0.99
02:26:57.000 So, I've had multiple fucking surgeries. 0.99
02:26:59.000 I want to hear a good one, actually. 0.99
02:27:01.000 This is a long time ago.
02:27:02.000 When Boss was training for Kevin Randleman, he came to Colorado for high-altitude training.
02:27:06.000 And that was one of his main sparring partners.
02:27:07.000 And I'm like, I don't know, 155, 160, maybe.
02:27:11.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:27:11.000 Maybe we were just scrapping, right?
02:27:12.000 But anyway, I'm training with my other guy, my other buddy, Kiyotaka Komatsu, who's a Japanese kyokushin karate black belt.
02:27:18.000 And I was sparring, I threw a round kick, and he threw a front kick while I was in the round kick.
02:27:23.000 The issue was I was not wearing my cup.
02:27:25.000 Oh! 0.60
02:27:25.000 So my right ball actually broke. 0.60
02:27:28.000 So I had my buddy Oscar Martinez throw me in the car.
02:27:30.000 I didn't go down.
02:27:31.000 I still stood my ground.
02:27:33.000 I got in the car.
02:27:34.000 I'm having my buddy Oscar take me like going opposite directions of one ways and stuff and got me to the hospital.
02:27:38.000 And they did like an emergency surgery.
02:27:40.000 So lesson learned here.
02:27:42.000 Wear a cup, gentlemen.
02:27:44.000 You know what I do is I take...
02:27:45.000 You were talking about the cup issue and stuff in the fights.
02:27:47.000 I take one of those Thai cups.
02:27:48.000 It's still Thai cup.
02:27:49.000 And I put that in a regular envelope, like a Shock Doctor envelope cup, and just put that on.
02:27:53.000 And then I put tight shorts over that to hold it in place.
02:27:56.000 The shorts I wore in my King in the Cage fight would say Little Boss on them.
02:28:00.000 I still wore those for every fight, kickboxing and MMA. Those were my lucky shorts.
02:28:03.000 So I put my steel cup in my Shock Doctor envelope, And then put that on, and then my tight shorts over that, and then my fight shorts.
02:28:09.000 So that's what I always wear.
02:28:10.000 Do you ever try diamond?
02:28:10.000 Dude, they're awesome.
02:28:11.000 They're awesome.
02:28:12.000 They're awesome.
02:28:13.000 Diamond's incredible.
02:28:13.000 And they just released a new, improved version of it.
02:28:17.000 For folks who never heard of it, if you're doing jujitsu or anything, I seriously recommend this.
02:28:21.000 It's a compression short that they have this really well-designed cup that fits in.
02:28:26.000 There's videos on the website of the dude taking Thai kicks to the nuts.
02:28:29.000 It's a really good product.
02:28:30.000 By far the best I've worn, yeah.
02:28:31.000 For me, it's made a huge difference in jujitsu. 0.98
02:28:34.000 It took my balls completely out of the equation. 0.82
02:28:36.000 Yeah, you can't even finish arm bars if you're not wearing a cup most of the time. 1.00
02:28:39.000 Yeah, it fucking hurts. 0.97
02:28:41.000 It's true. 0.98
02:28:41.000 So one of the things I started getting major injuries, and then getting surgeries, and I didn't want to take the pain pills. 0.98
02:28:46.000 Although I did take some of them, and when I broke my jaw, I was taking some kind of liquid pain pill.
02:28:50.000 I don't know what it was.
02:28:51.000 But that's when I started my venture into weed.
02:28:53.000 So it was just to get through the night so I could sleep. 0.99
02:28:56.000 It does fuck in my memory, man. 0.97
02:28:58.000 I was having, like, the next day, having an issue, like, holding combinations for these guys and stuff, and just not remembering dates and stuff, so it did fuck with me personally. 0.99
02:29:04.000 I caught in my memory, and I don't think it's for everybody, because I'm very, very high-strung and trying to get shit done all the time. 0.76
02:29:12.000 So I think if somebody is already predisposed to be a slight bit lazy, this is not for you. 0.93
02:29:17.000 100%.
02:29:17.000 Weed's not for everybody.
02:29:18.000 Dude, it affects him differently though.
02:29:19.000 He'll get stoned. 1.00
02:29:21.000 He comes to me the fuck down. 1.00
02:29:22.000 I enjoy it. 1.00
02:29:22.000 Yeah, this is me all the fucking time. 1.00
02:29:24.000 I'm not kidding you. 0.99
02:29:25.000 It doesn't work on him, dude.
02:29:26.000 It's like a reverse effect.
02:29:27.000 Most people get stoned.
02:29:28.000 They'll sit on the couch.
02:29:29.000 They'll get hungry and not want to go do anything. 0.99
02:29:30.000 They'll start doing combos and shit. 0.98
02:29:32.000 This guy's shadow boxing in the room. 0.82
02:29:34.000 You know what?
02:29:35.000 I've figured things out about my body when I'm high.
02:29:38.000 I've figured out certain stretches that I need.
02:29:40.000 I feel like, you know what?
02:29:42.000 I'm tight right here. 0.63
02:29:43.000 I've figured shit out, and then as you're feeling your body more, I'm like, you know what? 0.90
02:29:47.000 I've got to incorporate that more. 0.54
02:29:49.000 And then, like, certain techniques, like kicking techniques, like I've gone over them high, and I, like, feel the weight transfer better.
02:29:55.000 Because you know how, like, when you shin a bag, when you really whip your hip into it, there's certain times where you get it perfect, and there's certain times where it's a little off, a little weird, but then there's times when you just feel it!
02:30:07.000 And you just...
02:30:08.000 You just got that...
02:30:10.000 Yeah, I feel the community today, man. 1.00
02:30:12.000 Yeah, so yeah, you can fucking kick, man. 0.99
02:30:13.000 Yeah, his kicks are amazing. 0.99
02:30:15.000 Rogan's kicks are awesome.
02:30:16.000 We're doing some basic footwork drills and stuff, and it's not what you typically would do, you know, you personally.
02:30:20.000 So we get to the point where he was like, can we do some kicks?
02:30:23.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:30:24.000 All right, fucking wham! 1.00
02:30:25.000 Like, holy shit, wham! 1.00
02:30:27.000 I was like, fuck, you can freaking kick, man. 1.00
02:30:29.000 I already know this from the spin kick videos and stuff. 0.99
02:30:31.000 And I got a video also of you demonstrating the spin kick.
02:30:35.000 That was awesome.
02:30:36.000 Thanks, man.
02:30:36.000 Oh, please.
02:30:37.000 Thank you, man.
02:30:37.000 It was really fun learning from you.
02:30:38.000 But yeah, I've been kicking shit since I was a baby. 0.99
02:30:42.000 It's awesome. 1.00
02:30:43.000 You can fucking kick. 0.99
02:30:44.000 You're an athlete for sure. 1.00
02:30:45.000 Well, my body developed doing that.
02:30:48.000 I was a boy when I learned how to kick.
02:30:51.000 That's what I was talking about.
02:30:52.000 The dexterity, the ability to move your body in a certain way.
02:30:55.000 Maturing as you're doing martial arts.
02:30:56.000 You were an amazing kicker, but you were having a hard time when I was trying to show you axe kicks or the spin kicks.
02:31:02.000 It's an awkward way for you to move, whereas my body's done that since I was a child.
02:31:08.000 It's like ballet.
02:31:09.000 Little Dwayne Bang. 1.00
02:31:09.000 If he's laying down and I start slapping him in a heart, he'll fucking up. 1.00
02:31:14.000 He's walking around. 1.00
02:31:14.000 There is no tomorrow, little boy! 1.00
02:31:17.000 He'll armbar me.
02:31:19.000 So it's cool, man.
02:31:19.000 I'm already training him to do what he wants.
02:31:21.000 People always ask me, is Dwayne Bang going to be a fighter?
02:31:24.000 And I'm like, if he chooses to, whatever his passion is going to be, I'm going to support him.
02:31:28.000 He's going to be a tap dancer.
02:31:28.000 That's good.
02:31:29.000 That's beautiful.
02:31:29.000 Hey, even if he's going to be a tap dancer.
02:31:31.000 If I had a gay son, as long as he was happy, I would way rather have a gay, happy son than a depressed daughter or a depressed, straight son. 0.96
02:31:41.000 Happy! 0.95
02:31:42.000 I joke around about my daughter being a lesbian, and my wife gets upset. 0.97
02:31:48.000 She's like, don't say that!
02:31:49.000 I go, why?
02:31:51.000 She likes Batman.
02:31:52.000 She likes wrestling. 0.94
02:31:54.000 She wrestles all the time. 1.00
02:31:54.000 She's super aggressive. 1.00
02:31:55.000 I have two daughters.
02:31:57.000 One of them is very girly, and the other one, I have a 17-year-old as well, but who's much more creative and artistic.
02:32:05.000 Yeah, that's my daughter. 1.00
02:32:06.000 But the youngest one is a fucking brute, man. 1.00
02:32:09.000 She's hyper-aggressive. 1.00
02:32:11.000 She leaps off the bed and she takes my back. 1.00
02:32:14.000 And she's three! 0.99
02:32:16.000 And I'm like, she's a lesbian. 1.00
02:32:17.000 And my wife's like, stop it! 1.00
02:32:19.000 But I'm like, look, if you love lesbians, okay? 0.98
02:32:22.000 I love...
02:32:23.000 I have zero problem with people being gay.
02:32:25.000 So why would I care?
02:32:26.000 And a lesbian, like, it's really kind of like not even criticized in society. 1.00
02:32:30.000 I mean, a little by assholes, but it's not like being a gay man when you get beat up. 0.99
02:32:34.000 Who gets beat up for being a lesbian? 1.00
02:32:35.000 I mean, I'm sure someone has been, so I apologize if you have. 1.00
02:32:39.000 You fucking asshole! 1.00
02:32:40.000 That was being a blasphemy for being a lesbian! 1.00
02:32:41.000 But the reality is, even straight guys love lesbians. 0.94
02:32:45.000 You know, everybody loves lesbians. 1.00
02:32:46.000 Lesbians can kiss in public. 1.00
02:32:48.000 Nobody gives a shit. 1.00
02:32:48.000 They go, whoa. 1.00
02:32:49.000 You know, there's a few cunty girls. 1.00
02:32:51.000 Like, yeah, look at them showing up. 0.99
02:32:53.000 You can't tell she's a lesbian this early. 1.00
02:32:56.000 Of course I can.
02:32:57.000 I'm just joking, dude. 0.99
02:32:58.000 There's a lot of shit I say that's not true. 0.98
02:33:00.000 You understand that? 1.00
02:33:01.000 You say it a lot, though.
02:33:02.000 You don't say it in front of her, do you?
02:33:03.000 That's a joke.
02:33:03.000 No, but that's a fighter, like, specific music and stuff.
02:33:07.000 He's just telling her, you're going to be a lesbian. 1.00
02:33:08.000 You're going to be a fighter. 0.99
02:33:10.000 She loves mermaids and flowers. 1.00
02:33:12.000 It's a joke.
02:33:13.000 I'm very curious to see what my children are going to turn into or become or what they are now and if they're going to be able to express that as an adult.
02:33:20.000 Like, I'm pretty sure Lil Dwayne Banks is going to be a fighter. 0.95
02:33:22.000 He's already got gloves and stuff.
02:33:23.000 He's in the gym all the time.
02:33:24.000 Him and TJ are best buddies.
02:33:26.000 He knows Faber and TJ and Buckles.
02:33:29.000 So he knows the fighters at the gym.
02:33:31.000 He loves being at the gym.
02:33:32.000 He loves the martial arts.
02:33:32.000 He's got his own little mouthpiece.
02:33:33.000 He's a little bit OCD about some things already.
02:33:35.000 I wonder where he's that from.
02:33:36.000 And then my daughter, Jay, she's an artist.
02:33:39.000 She's just drawing and coloring all the time.
02:33:41.000 So that's why I tell her, we're all artists.
02:33:44.000 We're martial artists and she's an actual artist. 0.86
02:33:46.000 So it's good.
02:33:47.000 I want to hopefully when they get older, they can express, they can be who they want to be and not be stuck in some shitty job that they're unhappy with. 0.97
02:33:53.000 That's why I'm always fucking happy. 0.93
02:33:54.000 I get to basically do what I want every day. 0.84
02:33:57.000 Finding something that you can express yourself in.
02:34:00.000 It's whatever you gravitate towards. 1.00
02:34:02.000 If it's fucking flower arrangements. 1.00
02:34:04.000 Whatever the fuck it is, man. 1.00
02:34:05.000 I don't know what makes someone like a certain kind of music. 1.00
02:34:08.000 I don't like The Grateful Dead, man.
02:34:11.000 I've tried.
02:34:11.000 I don't like it.
02:34:12.000 It doesn't mean I hate people.
02:34:14.000 I love a lot of friends who love The Grateful Dead.
02:34:17.000 That's fine. 0.97
02:34:18.000 But it doesn't fucking work with me. 0.96
02:34:20.000 I like Dwight Yoakam. 1.00
02:34:22.000 I like a lot of shit. 1.00
02:34:24.000 If you're a friend of the devil, you're a friend of mine. 1.00
02:34:27.000 They actually played that on the helicopter ride that I went on in Maui, and I was like, are you really doing this to me, you fuckhead? 0.99
02:34:34.000 This guy is actually a podcast fan, so shout out to our driver. 0.89
02:34:38.000 It was kind of weird having a podcast fan fly us around in Maui and talk about the podcast.
02:34:42.000 I bet the helicopter was awesome though.
02:34:45.000 Oh, it's insane!
02:34:46.000 That's cool.
02:34:47.000 Maui, I was in Maui last week.
02:34:49.000 That's why there was no podcast.
02:34:51.000 But me and my family went on a flight on a helicopter over Malachi.
02:34:56.000 And Malachi only has like a couple thousand people on the whole island.
02:35:00.000 And a lot of them are like campers.
02:35:01.000 They just go there and camp because they can live there for free and they live off the land.
02:35:04.000 They fish and they hunt.
02:35:05.000 That's cool.
02:35:06.000 And there's fresh guava and mangoes and all these different plants that are just growing there and they hunt...
02:35:12.000 Excuse me, hunt wild pigs and there's wild sheep and all these sorts of different animals that you can, like, they hunt and fish and eat fresh fruits everywhere.
02:35:21.000 And apparently people go there and they take a boat and they just stay there for months and months at a time.
02:35:26.000 And it's legal.
02:35:27.000 I want to go.
02:35:27.000 Actually, I have an affiliate in Hawaii, so hopefully I get to go there and go do my seminar with Mike Bickers.
02:35:32.000 I got affiliates all throughout the U.S. I actually have an affiliate in Thailand also, so it's kind of cool branching out.
02:35:36.000 Yeah, that's a photo that I took on my Instagram.
02:35:39.000 Oh, wow, that's badass.
02:35:43.000 That's a different island.
02:35:47.000 I'm pretty sure that was when we got to Malachi.
02:35:50.000 We flew over Maui and then we went to Malachi.
02:35:52.000 This is in Maui.
02:35:55.000 One of the craters that you fly over. 0.98
02:35:57.000 It's fucking insane. 0.99
02:35:58.000 It's insane. 0.99
02:35:59.000 Because, like, Hawaii looks incredibly beautiful from the ground.
02:36:02.000 You know, you just get out of your car and you're like, wow, this is amazing.
02:36:05.000 But when you're above it and you realize how weird it is, like, that this thing just popped up out of the ocean.
02:36:12.000 And that really what it is, it's like one of the biggest mountains in the world by volume.
02:36:18.000 It just happens to be in the middle of the ocean. 0.98
02:36:19.000 And it's just fucking volcano just... 0.96
02:36:22.000 Jutted out in the middle of the 5,000 miles, five hours by plane from everywhere. 0.98
02:36:27.000 There's nowhere to go. 1.00
02:36:29.000 And these crazy Polynesian motherfuckers got there on boats. 1.00
02:36:33.000 That's crazy. 1.00
02:36:33.000 That's why they're so tough. 1.00
02:36:34.000 That's so gangster.
02:36:35.000 Yeah, it's probably just part of it for sure.
02:36:37.000 They got there 1,500 years ago, man.
02:36:40.000 Wow. 1.00
02:36:40.000 1,500 years ago, these fucking guys got there by boat. 1.00
02:36:43.000 And they did it more than once. 1.00
02:36:44.000 They knew how to navigate the ocean.
02:36:46.000 Back then. 0.98
02:36:47.000 1,500 fucking years ago. 0.98
02:36:49.000 That's crazy what people have done, dude. 0.98
02:36:50.000 And they made these boats, dude.
02:36:53.000 There's an aquarium in Maui where you can go see the boats that they created.
02:36:56.000 They have replicas of them. 0.99
02:36:58.000 It's a fucking log! 1.00
02:37:00.000 It's a fucking log! 1.00
02:37:02.000 It's a hollowed out log and they had like nets that they created that they made themselves and they would take a year to make a fucking net and they would set these nets and just go out there and hope that they would catch enough fish to keep their fucking children alive. 1.00
02:37:18.000 Yeah, because it took you a year to build that net. 0.97
02:37:20.000 How long did it take you to go 1500 miles by canoe? 1.00
02:37:23.000 Damn. 0.99
02:37:24.000 I mean, could you even cover 10 miles a day? 1.00
02:37:27.000 How many miles are you covering a day, canoeing?
02:37:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:37:29.000 Yeah?
02:37:30.000 10?
02:37:30.000 What do you think, 50?
02:37:31.000 How much do you think?
02:37:32.000 Oh, more than that.
02:37:32.000 Forget the place in Ohio, it used to be, I think, like, 7 miles.
02:37:35.000 100?
02:37:35.000 I mean, you should be able to canoe more than you can walk, and I just, the last five days, walked 120 miles up in the rubies.
02:37:42.000 Right, that's right, you were just saying that, your deer hunting experience.
02:37:45.000 So how many miles do you think you can canoe?
02:37:47.000 Should we say, If you're really going gangster, 100 miles a day?
02:37:51.000 You could, I think.
02:37:52.000 I've never canoed.
02:37:52.000 I'm not quite sure what it is.
02:37:54.000 You're going to be tired.
02:37:55.000 I'd say it's like a boat or a bike.
02:37:57.000 Upstream, downstream, wind.
02:37:58.000 Right, you've got to deal with those.
02:38:00.000 So let's say, best case scenario, you're going gangster and while you're catching fish and feeding your family, you're going 100 miles a day. 0.92
02:38:07.000 It would take you 15 fucking days to get all the way out there to the middle of the ocean and find Hawaii. 0.93
02:38:11.000 Then how many calories would you need to do that as well? 0.98
02:38:14.000 Oh, good.
02:38:14.000 Googly moogly.
02:38:14.000 So you're out there, eat the fish, come back, right?
02:38:16.000 There's a couple of key factors in that.
02:38:18.000 It would be insane.
02:38:18.000 15 days of gangster paddling?
02:38:21.000 I did five days of it.
02:38:23.000 It's such a good workout?
02:38:24.000 I did a hunt with Steve Ronella for that show Meat Eater and we went down the Missouri and we paddled most of the way.
02:38:31.000 It was a brutal workout.
02:38:33.000 It's great.
02:38:33.000 Your shoulders get sore.
02:38:35.000 You could treat it as a workout and really get gangster with it.
02:38:39.000 I was treating it as a workout.
02:38:41.000 I was like, I'm just not going to just paddle our way and enjoy the scenery.
02:38:44.000 I was like, I'm not working out while I'm here, so let's get a workout in.
02:38:47.000 So I made it a race.
02:38:48.000 Brian Callen was throwing up the other one.
02:38:50.000 I was just... 1.00
02:38:51.000 I'm crushing that fool. 1.00
02:38:53.000 Everything's a competition, right? 1.00
02:38:55.000 Everything's a competition. 1.00
02:38:56.000 I'm going to win this shit. 1.00
02:38:57.000 Yeah, that's one thing. 1.00
02:38:58.000 The marijuana helped me to relax and be able to enjoy it.
02:39:01.000 I look at things so differently now.
02:39:04.000 I actually stopped weed for a while now, so I'm just kind of debating on if I was taking too much or what strand or what.
02:39:10.000 It definitely allowed me to appreciate life, be able to relax.
02:39:13.000 Play with the kids a bit more.
02:39:15.000 Food tastes better.
02:39:16.000 Drinks taste better.
02:39:16.000 I can relax.
02:39:17.000 I'm OCDing about shit that I can't control right now. 0.96
02:39:20.000 So you medically need it? 0.98
02:39:22.000 Possibly. 1.00
02:39:23.000 It's a line to the fuck in my memory. 0.99
02:39:24.000 I'm holding myths for these guys. 1.00
02:39:26.000 Today's modern day fucking ninjas right here. 0.99
02:39:28.000 So if I miss a myth and they punch me in the face, that's going to be an issue. 0.99
02:39:31.000 So I've got to be on point with things for sure.
02:39:33.000 Even though I tell the guys, even if I do hold the myths on the wrong side, the striker needs to control their strike and that's just the way it has to be.
02:39:39.000 It's just one of those things.
02:39:40.000 I'm a big fan.
02:39:43.000 Of light edibles.
02:39:45.000 Light dose edibles.
02:39:46.000 That's what I've been doing lately.
02:39:47.000 How many milligrams?
02:39:47.000 Not getting crazy.
02:39:49.000 See, that's the problem, man. 1.00
02:39:50.000 You buy these fucking cookies from these assholes, you don't know what the fuck you're getting. 1.00
02:39:53.000 Colorado is pretty consistent and on point. 1.00
02:39:55.000 Yeah, well, it's consistent and on point with certain shit. 0.99
02:39:59.000 You go to LA Speedweed, they have these gummy bears. 0.99
02:40:01.000 You can guarantee pretty much LA Speedweed's gummy bears have a spit. 0.98
02:40:05.000 And if you know it and you're used to it, you might want to bite one in half, you might want to eat the whole one.
02:40:09.000 But it's also based on so many other things other than just the How much did you eat?
02:40:14.000 Your hydration levels?
02:40:15.000 There's so many other factors.
02:40:17.000 Your own personal tolerance, too.
02:40:20.000 Because if you eat it a lot, you can do a lot more than a person who doesn't.
02:40:24.000 What do you think about this as far as marijuana?
02:40:27.000 You're going to say no, of course, because that's a correct answer, but It's not for everybody. 0.99
02:40:30.000 Some people shouldn't be fucking smoking weed. 1.00
02:40:32.000 Some people are just dumb fucks. 1.00
02:40:32.000 And I'm not the smartest guy either. 1.00
02:40:34.000 I'm not.
02:40:35.000 I went to high school and that was it.
02:40:36.000 No college education.
02:40:37.000 But I definitely was able to pursue what I felt was correct for me and my path being a martial artist.
02:40:41.000 And do you love what you do? 0.71
02:40:42.000 I fucking love what I do. 0.98
02:40:43.000 How many times have I not said that? 0.97
02:40:45.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:40:46.000 Yeah, motherfucker! 1.00
02:40:47.000 I think nothing's for everybody. 1.00
02:40:49.000 I don't think orange juice is for everybody.
02:40:51.000 I think there needs to be a test. 1.00
02:40:52.000 My fucking kid hates orange juice. 1.00
02:40:54.000 Peanuts isn't for everybody. 1.00
02:40:55.000 But people might like orange juice and not be able to fucking tolerate it either. 0.96
02:40:59.000 Exactly. 0.98
02:40:59.000 So that's a problem. 0.98
02:41:00.000 I give her apple juice, she goes crazy. 1.00
02:41:01.000 She loves it. 0.97
02:41:02.000 Apple juice is our favorite, but orange juice sucks. 1.00
02:41:04.000 She fucking looks at you trying to feed her a shit sandwich. 1.00
02:41:07.000 Look, it's not for everybody. 1.00
02:41:08.000 Coconut's enough.
02:41:09.000 I love coconut water.
02:41:10.000 I've given it to people and they want to throw up.
02:41:12.000 So that's got to be a thing as far as legalizing it.
02:41:14.000 For sure, I think people should be able to make their own decisions.
02:41:16.000 But man, there are reasons for it, for rules and guidelines and such.
02:41:20.000 Because some people just need to be told what to do and what not to do.
02:41:23.000 Yeah, but I don't agree with that.
02:41:24.000 I don't think people should be rules and guidelines.
02:41:27.000 I think there should be counseling. 0.97
02:41:28.000 Because some people just don't fucking know right or wrong. 0.95
02:41:31.000 Well, I think there should be education, for sure. 0.96
02:41:33.000 Yeah, there should be education.
02:41:35.000 Look, we're dealing with very complicated issues where you're altering human neurochemistry through psychedelics.
02:41:42.000 People don't want to think of marijuana as a psychedelic.
02:41:45.000 It is, without a doubt, a psychoactive substance.
02:41:47.000 And if you eat it in large doses, it's as psychedelic as anything. 1.00
02:41:50.000 If you don't believe that, you're fucked. 0.98
02:41:52.000 Because if you do take it and you're not ready, you're going to get an experience very unlike a regular get high, smoke a joint. 1.00
02:42:00.000 So I think that anything like that can fuck you up.
02:42:04.000 And anything that can fuck you up mentally, we should tread with caution.
02:42:08.000 Because of the fact that we don't have education, we don't have centers where someone can go and they can say, well, in a controlled environment, you and your friends, what we would like to do is we're going to bring you in here.
02:42:18.000 We have a very specific level of marijuana we're going to give you.
02:42:21.000 We're going to work you up to where we think you can handle it.
02:42:23.000 So you could be in a comfortable, safe environment. 0.99
02:42:25.000 Like, have you guys gone to the marijuana fucking treatment center yet? 1.00
02:42:29.000 Whatever the fuck it is. 1.00
02:42:29.000 Yeah, it turns out I'm good with one gummy bear. 1.00
02:42:33.000 One gummy bear is perfect.
02:42:34.000 I found out what it is.
02:42:35.000 We went too far. 0.98
02:42:36.000 I went to the bar one day and I started thinking about my childhood and it was a little fucked up. 0.99
02:42:40.000 But I think I learned from that too. 0.95
02:42:42.000 But this way at least you would get an educated experience.
02:42:45.000 And we don't.
02:42:46.000 Now we're figuring it out for ourselves. 0.99
02:42:47.000 Whereas if you buy Tylenol, you know what the fucking dose is. 0.99
02:42:50.000 It's real simple. 0.99
02:42:51.000 It's right there on the label.
02:42:52.000 I take four Advils when I get a headache. 1.00
02:42:54.000 You know what the fuck you're supposed to take. 1.00
02:42:56.000 800mg. 1.00
02:42:57.000 Some people don't. 1.00
02:42:58.000 Some people are just retarded. 0.99
02:42:59.000 Well anything can be abused. 0.98
02:43:01.000 I've trained too much.
02:43:03.000 I didn't really know my reserve.
02:43:04.000 I was pushed too hard and broke my own body down.
02:43:07.000 I have low tests.
02:43:07.000 I have my testosterone checked.
02:43:09.000 I was 105 or 103. I forgot.
02:43:11.000 Super fucking low. 0.99
02:43:12.000 That's crazy low. 0.99
02:43:13.000 That's just from what I understand, from what I was told anyways, that head trauma, severe weight cutting, redlining your body, and then of course steroids or taking too much steroids if you need to. 0.98
02:43:21.000 I've got three of the four fucking symptoms right there. 0.93
02:43:24.000 Head trauma, severe weight cutting, and redlining your body. 1.00
02:43:26.000 And jerking off like a maniac. 1.00
02:43:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:43:29.000 Jerking off like a zoo monkey on heroin. 1.00
02:43:32.000 Yeah, that could do it too. 1.00
02:43:34.000 That would drain your balls. 1.00
02:43:35.000 Your balls struggle to keep up. 1.00
02:43:38.000 That's 10 minutes. 0.99
02:43:40.000 In 10 minutes, we turn into a pumpkin.
02:43:42.000 Can I plug my affiliates real quick? 1.00
02:43:44.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
02:43:44.000 My man. 1.00
02:43:45.000 Well, DwayneBang.com is where they can go and find everything.
02:43:47.000 DwayneBang.com.
02:43:48.000 Yes, and I got some affiliates.
02:43:49.000 I just had my buddy Alberto Crane in Burbank.
02:43:51.000 You know Alberto Crane?
02:43:52.000 Sure.
02:43:52.000 He just became an affiliate.
02:43:53.000 And then I got Ben Schistler in Westminster, Colorado.
02:43:55.000 We got Boyd in Phuket, Thailand.
02:43:58.000 Mike Bickers in Hawaii.
02:43:59.000 Brian Beaumont in Yuma, Arizona.
02:44:01.000 Jeff Fairbanks in Alaska.
02:44:02.000 And James Henry in Radford, Virginia.
02:44:04.000 I got James Johnson.
02:44:05.000 No one's going to remember these.
02:44:07.000 But DwayneBang.com, they will remember.
02:44:10.000 DwayneBang.com, and they have all of your affiliates up there.
02:44:13.000 Like you said before, I think it's really interesting, you set up your structure for your lessons every week, and then they follow it.
02:44:20.000 Yeah, I've got to film a lot of those videos. 0.97
02:44:22.000 So you give away belts and shit too? 0.96
02:44:24.000 Yeah, I have a ranking structure, colored ranked shirts, white, blue, purple, brown, black. 0.97
02:44:27.000 Who's got a black belt in Dwayne Banks?
02:44:29.000 Only one guy.
02:44:29.000 That's Wiley McDonald in my East Coast headquarters.
02:44:33.000 He's Chris Herzog as well, their 10th Planet affiliate.
02:44:36.000 What about my man, TJ Dillshaw?
02:44:38.000 He's actually got a blue belt.
02:44:40.000 So maybe a purple belt soon.
02:44:42.000 And then you're going to go brown, black? 0.99
02:44:44.000 Yeah, white, blue, purple, brown, black.
02:44:45.000 Nice.
02:44:46.000 Beautiful. 0.99
02:44:47.000 Yeah, I got my shit laid out, man. 0.99
02:44:48.000 I broke it down to a science and a structure, for sure. 0.99
02:44:50.000 Well, that's a big thing about the Holland style, the Dutch style of Muay Thai.
02:44:54.000 Yeah, it's more European-based.
02:44:55.000 Very systematic.
02:44:56.000 I trained with Rob Kamen a bunch of times.
02:44:58.000 Yeah, nice.
02:44:58.000 Yeah, Rob's the man.
02:44:59.000 I learned a lot from his actual VHS tapes I got from Century or whatever. 0.99
02:45:03.000 I used to watch those fuckers all the time. 0.96
02:45:04.000 I was really impressed at the way he structures his combinations. 0.99
02:45:09.000 They're very technical.
02:45:10.000 Left hook, right leg kick, this position, that position, this, that.
02:45:14.000 You sort of picture it, and then once you train with a guy who's explaining that stuff to you, then you watch a fight, you can see it take place.
02:45:23.000 We watch, like, Remy Wojcicki.
02:45:24.000 You watch, like, certain type fighters.
02:45:26.000 And you go, oh, I see what he just did there.
02:45:28.000 Like, there's an Ernesto Hoost highlight reel.
02:45:30.000 Where he, to me, he had the best left hook, right leg combo ever.
02:45:35.000 He would just slap, whack!
02:45:36.000 You know, he would just set that up so beautiful.
02:45:39.000 Mr. Perfect.
02:45:40.000 Oh, that was...
02:45:41.000 He's a good guy, too.
02:45:42.000 He's cool.
02:45:42.000 He's very cool.
02:45:43.000 I like him.
02:45:43.000 Very nice.
02:45:44.000 Very friendly. 0.99
02:45:45.000 But that fucking leg kick highlight... 1.00
02:45:47.000 Pull that shit up. 1.00
02:45:48.000 We'll close with this. 1.00
02:45:49.000 Pull that up on YouTube.
02:45:50.000 It's cool for me to...
02:45:51.000 It's Ernesto Hoost leg kick highlight. 0.97
02:45:53.000 What's cool for me is to be such a fan of Ernesto, and then one time in Japan I seen him, and then he knew who I was, so I was like, oh, fuck, man, that's pretty cool. 0.95
02:45:59.000 That is pretty badass. 0.86
02:46:00.000 Yeah, that was cool.
02:46:01.000 Yeah, he knew who I was, too. 1.00
02:46:02.000 I was like, holy shit, I'm a little dork. 0.99
02:46:04.000 Yeah, but I'm still a kickboxing dork. 1.00
02:46:08.000 Yeah, but you're popular as fuck. 1.00
02:46:11.000 Yeah, watch this. 1.00
02:46:12.000 You watch Ernesto with these fucking leg kicks, man. 1.00
02:46:16.000 That's not it. 1.00
02:46:17.000 Oh, yeah it is.
02:46:18.000 This is just the beginning of it before it actually shows the video.
02:46:23.000 This is just showing the highlight and then it goes into this part where it, skip ahead a little.
02:46:29.000 Here it is.
02:46:30.000 Watch these.
02:46:31.000 Mirko.
02:46:32.000 Yeah, he fought Mirko a couple times.
02:46:34.000 Yeah, those Kimo guys all fought each other on a YouTube basis, man.
02:46:38.000 Oh, Jesus!
02:46:39.000 Owie! 1.00
02:46:41.000 Dude, they're so owie though. 1.00
02:46:42.000 I'd rather get hit with a baseball bat. 0.99
02:46:43.000 They're so owie. 0.97
02:46:45.000 And the way he chops down with it, man.
02:46:48.000 Yeah, a three-quarter drop.
02:46:49.000 It's so, like, whip-like. 0.99
02:46:51.000 I mean, it was like he was hitting you with a fucking mace or something. 0.99
02:46:57.000 Here it is. 1.00
02:46:58.000 Whoa! 0.71
02:46:58.000 Jesus! 0.71
02:46:59.000 That fucking left hook right leg combo is so nasty! 1.00
02:47:04.000 And so beautiful to watch. 1.00
02:47:06.000 Like, you want to talk about martial arts? 1.00
02:47:08.000 That motherfucker is a ballerina. 1.00
02:47:10.000 Yes, yeah. 1.00
02:47:11.000 I mean, that shit is like way cooler than anything Barista Cop's ever done. 1.00
02:47:15.000 Look at that. 1.00
02:47:15.000 Boom! 1.00
02:47:17.000 Big ballerina. 0.86
02:47:17.000 Are you kidding me? 0.86
02:47:18.000 Francisco Filo.
02:47:19.000 For a big dude, too many fast.
02:47:21.000 Yeah.
02:47:21.000 And that combo is so gorgeous.
02:47:24.000 The left hook right leg kick...
02:47:27.000 Always!
02:47:27.000 Over and over again with that combo.
02:47:30.000 And he would shut motherfuckers down. 1.00
02:47:33.000 Like Philo, look at him here. 1.00
02:47:34.000 He's like, Jesus.
02:47:36.000 That's why it sucked when Bob Sapp beat him. 1.00
02:47:37.000 I was like, fuck, that broke my heart, man. 1.00
02:47:39.000 Well, he got bum-rushed by a gorilla. 1.00
02:47:41.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:47:43.000 If you've never seen that fight, Bob Sapp didn't even look like a human being.
02:47:47.000 He was the biggest any fighter has ever been.
02:47:50.000 He was on everything that ever existed.
02:47:52.000 He was on...
02:47:53.000 He was 370 pounds of Mexican supplements just stacked into a man.
02:47:58.000 It's a beautiful thing, though.
02:48:00.000 Again, I don't think that it's good that Bob Sapp did that, but I think that it's good that we got to see what happens when a guy that big can do that.
02:48:08.000 Even a guy like Ernesto Hoos, you can't stop that bum rush. 0.99
02:48:11.000 That big, crazy fuck is just gonna fucking Donkey Kong you into the ground. 1.00
02:48:16.000 He did it. 1.00
02:48:17.000 He did it with very little MMA experience.
02:48:21.000 Very little kickboxing experience. 0.99
02:48:22.000 That's what sucks. 0.81
02:48:24.000 It breaks my heart, man. 0.99
02:48:26.000 For him to get beat from somebody who's technically not on paper not as good, that just sucks. 0.98
02:48:32.000 It shows you how gangster Crow Cop is. 0.99
02:48:34.000 Because Krokop finished him.
02:48:36.000 Especially back then.
02:48:37.000 He was also physically strong enough to keep the dude away.
02:48:40.000 Push him off.
02:48:41.000 And he had this aggressive style.
02:48:43.000 Krokop was also like, he's like a sniper. 1.00
02:48:46.000 He leaps in and cracks you with shit. 1.00
02:48:48.000 Whereas Ernesto would be more technical and would block shit. 1.00
02:48:51.000 You can't stand in front of that dude. 0.99
02:48:53.000 You just can't stand in front of that dude.
02:48:54.000 So a style like Mirko's where you like leap in with a head kick or leap in with one punch or one kick, just full power blast.
02:49:02.000 Not as technical.
02:49:03.000 So when he fought Ernesto, it wasn't the right style for Ernesto.
02:49:08.000 When he fought Bob Sapp, it's a better style.
02:49:11.000 There's also the fact that Bob had already fought a bunch of guys and how long can you really keep that much supplements in your system?
02:49:18.000 Mexican supplements in your system.
02:49:20.000 There's never been a human that big inside of a ring.
02:49:23.000 Show the picture of Bob Sapp if you've never seen it.
02:49:27.000 He's a sweetheart of a guy too, man.
02:49:29.000 Great guy.
02:49:29.000 Great guy.
02:49:30.000 And it's really unfortunate watching him fight now because it seems like he just goes down.
02:49:34.000 Oh, he's still fighting?
02:49:35.000 He's lost like some insane amount of fights in a row.
02:49:38.000 I thought he made a good chunk of change.
02:49:39.000 No, I don't think he did.
02:49:40.000 I think he also had a lot of problems.
02:49:42.000 That's always a misconception.
02:49:42.000 Well, I think he was making good money in Japan for a while, but then I think he ran into some problems with them, and remember there was that 1K1 event where he wouldn't come out and fight?
02:49:50.000 Yeah, they didn't prepay him or something.
02:49:51.000 Well, they wanted him to sign a contract before he fought.
02:49:55.000 Oh, yeah.
02:49:55.000 You know, there was some...
02:49:56.000 Jesus! 1.00
02:49:56.000 Look at the fucking size of him! 1.00
02:50:01.000 Are you kidding me? 1.00
02:50:02.000 Is that the biggest guy's ever been inside the ring?
02:50:04.000 For sure.
02:50:04.000 Big human being right there.
02:50:05.000 That's insane.
02:50:06.000 For sure.
02:50:07.000 370 with abs.
02:50:08.000 Wow, it was a 370. 370 with abs.
02:50:13.000 God damn it. 0.99
02:50:15.000 Anyway. 0.99
02:50:16.000 Look, Dwayne, it's always a pleasure to see you.
02:50:18.000 Thank you, Mr. Rogan.
02:50:19.000 This has been awesome, man.
02:50:19.000 It's been a beautiful time.
02:50:20.000 TJ, thank you very much for doing this, and thanks for helping me out today, man.
02:50:23.000 It was really fun training with you. 0.64
02:50:25.000 It was really fun getting to see you move with him and kick the bag, and your technique looks fucking sweet. 0.86
02:50:29.000 I appreciate that. 0.94
02:50:30.000 Beautiful.
02:50:30.000 He's a serious athlete, man.
02:50:32.000 Today's ninjas right here. 1.00
02:50:33.000 You learn shit so quick. 1.00
02:50:35.000 Showing you one thing and watching you duplicate it, and then two or three times later, it's like 50-60% better. 1.00
02:50:40.000 That's beautiful to see.
02:50:41.000 You got the perfect environment for learning there.
02:50:43.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:50:44.000 Team Alpha Male, bitches. 1.00
02:50:46.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
02:50:46.000 On the rise. 1.00
02:50:47.000 Bangzillions.
02:50:47.000 That's right.
02:50:48.000 The Bangzillions. 0.99
02:50:50.000 DwayneBang.com, ladies and gentlemen.
02:50:53.000 DwayneBang.com.
02:50:53.000 You can get one of these super dope and sexy t-shirts.
02:50:57.000 I got three of them, bitch. 1.00
02:50:59.000 Good man. 0.99
02:50:59.000 Thank you, Mr. Rogan. 0.99
02:51:00.000 Thank you, brother.
02:51:01.000 It was a great time.
02:51:02.000 I don't even have three of those.
02:51:03.000 What's up, dude?
02:51:04.000 DwayneBang.com on Twitter and TJ Dillashaw on Twitter as well.
02:51:09.000 And TJ, how do you spell your name?
02:51:11.000 Last name is D-I-L-L-A-S-H-A-W. There you go. 0.99
02:51:15.000 So TJ, D-I-L-L-A-S-H-A-W, as well as on Instagram, same name.
02:51:22.000 Love you, buddy.
02:51:23.000 Thank you, guys.
02:51:23.000 Thank you very much, man.
02:51:24.000 Love being here.
02:51:25.000 Good times.
02:51:26.000 All right, we will be back tomorrow with the great Joey Coco Diaz. 1.00
02:51:30.000 And then Wednesday, we return with Everlast in the motherfucking house, bitch. 1.00
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02:51:51.000 Alright, you guys.
02:51:52.000 Thank you for all the love online.
02:51:54.000 And I say it always, but I really mean it.
02:51:57.000 I benefit from this show as much as you guys do.
02:51:59.000 And so thank you to everybody tuning in and everybody who's ever been on it. 0.99
02:52:02.000 Alright, you fucks. 0.99
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02:52:04.000 Yay! 0.99