The Joe Rogan Experience - August 28, 2013


Joe Rogan Experience #387 - Everlast

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Joe Rogan Experience #386 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz Joe Rogan Experience #390 - Mac Lethal

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This week, the boys talk about their first kiss, how they met, and what they are doing to save orangutans. They also talk about a lot of other stuff, including the new orangutan kettlebells they are selling, and how they are going to make money off of it. Also, the guys talk about how to get divorced without a lawyer, and why you should probably get divorced at all. This episode is sponsored by Onnit! Use the code "ROGAN" at checkout to get 10% off all Orangutan Kettlebells, and save $5 on each one! Onnit is a company that makes some really cool stuff, and we are here to help them do it! We are also sponsored by LegalZoom, and they are a website that allows you to do a lot things you would normally have to go to a lawyer for, like getting divorced. You can do it all from your own computer, and you can actually get divorced through legalzoom. If you need to do it by yourself, you can get divorced from your ex without having to go through an independent lawyer. But once you do that, you have to fill out all the paperwork, and then you re screwed up. You have to do the process by yourself. Legalzoom will connect you with an independent attorney who will help you with all the legal paperwork and all the details you need, so you don t have to run around like a mad woman trying to get a divorce. And they'll help you through the process of creating a will, etc. and all of the legal papers, so that you don't have to get your divorce and all that stuff. We also give you a discount code ROGAN! Use code "ROCHEAN" to get 20% off your divorce, plus a bunch of other things you can do for free, plus an extra $5 off your first bill, plus free shipping, and a bunch more. This is a deal that you get when you go to Onnit, and it's $5 and they'll give you $10 off the price of your first purchase. . We're giving you $5, and the rest is $20 and you get $50 and $25, and $20 gets you $50 off. you get a whole bunch of stuff like that. It's a deal like that! Just pay $5!

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00:00:01.000 Want me to introduce you?
00:00:03.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the Great Everlast.
00:01:07.000 She smelled like flowers, she tastes like toffee. 1.00
00:01:14.000 She kissed me slowly, she healed me softly.
00:01:22.000 Got too close, she backed up off me. 1.00
00:01:28.000 Let me stone cold sword, just like black coffee.
00:01:34.000 Just like black coffee. 0.85
00:01:44.000 She told me that she'd always been thinking of me Said she bought me no She always would love me She said she never put no one else above me Sell her monkey She's like a junkie Just like a junkie. 0.97
00:02:19.000 Just like a junkie.
00:02:28.000 It was April 25th, it was up around 80. And a spot out in a bar where the grass was shady.
00:02:43.000 Said her mom's from Jamaica, said her father's from Haiti And she's such a pretty lady Yeah, she's such a lady She smelled like flowers, 0.85
00:03:00.000 she tastes like toffee She kissed me slowly, she held me softly Got too close and she backed up off me. 1.00
00:03:19.000 Then the stone goes over to like black coffee.
00:03:25.000 Did like black coffee.
00:03:29.000 No sugar, no cream.
00:03:33.000 Didn't like black coffee.
00:03:36.000 Maybe it's all just a dream.
00:03:40.000 Did like black coffee.
00:04:01.000 Powerful Everlast. 1.00
00:04:02.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:04:03.000 Yes, sir. 1.00
00:04:04.000 That's how it started, dude.
00:04:06.000 Can you hear me?
00:04:07.000 Yeah.
00:04:08.000 Okay.
00:04:08.000 Can you hear me?
00:04:09.000 Yeah.
00:04:09.000 Just everything's a little off because we're adjusted for music.
00:04:12.000 Just want to make sure everything's cool.
00:04:14.000 Notice we did no commercials. 1.00
00:04:17.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:04:18.000 What kind of shirt are you wearing today, Joe? 1.00
00:04:20.000 This is an Onnit shirt.
00:04:21.000 This podcast is sponsored by Onnit.com.
00:04:23.000 Go to Onnit.com.
00:04:24.000 Get yourself an orangutan.
00:04:26.000 Kettlebell.
00:04:27.000 Those are the new ones.
00:04:28.000 And there's five dollars for each one of them.
00:04:30.000 It goes to a foundation to help save orangutans.
00:04:35.000 Apparently orangutans are in trouble.
00:04:37.000 So we decided that since we're buying these or selling these primal bells, they're based on primates.
00:04:43.000 We're going to do some other ones.
00:04:45.000 I don't want to tell you what the other things are, but they're not real-life animals.
00:04:48.000 But the ones that we're doing right now are all chimps, gorillas, and orangutans. 1.00
00:04:53.000 And orangutans are in trouble.
00:04:55.000 And so, I guess they are.
00:04:57.000 I mean, supposedly they're endangered.
00:04:58.000 Oh, I thought you meant the kettlebell is in trouble.
00:05:00.000 No, no, no.
00:05:01.000 They're endangered.
00:05:03.000 We still have the 1.5 pood thing on it, and I need to change that. 0.99
00:05:06.000 After we talked about it yesterday, I'm going to call Aubrey about that shit today. 0.95
00:05:09.000 It should say at least, under it, it should say 35 pounds, 50 pounds. 1.00
00:05:13.000 You're like, what the fuck's a pood? 0.99
00:05:15.000 Especially if you're like a little chick, but you really like gorillas. 1.00
00:05:17.000 And you're like, I'm going to get one of them two poods. 1.00
00:05:19.000 That shit's heavy as fuck. 0.99
00:05:21.000 You don't want to be swinging that around. 1.00
00:05:22.000 Go to onnit.com, use the code word ROGAN, and save 10% off any and all supplements that we're selling.
00:05:28.000 And again, $5 off of each orangutan kettlebell.
00:05:32.000 It goes to help save orangutans.
00:05:35.000 I'm down with saving chimpanzees, orangutans.
00:05:38.000 I'm down with all that.
00:05:39.000 I'm down with all that, man.
00:05:40.000 We're also sponsored by LegalZoom.
00:05:42.000 LegalZoom is a website that allows you to do a lot of things you would normally have to go to a lawyer for.
00:05:46.000 And you can do it all from your own computer. 0.99
00:05:50.000 Shit like Incorporate, form an LLC. You can actually get divorced. 1.00
00:05:54.000 We're trying to get Uncle Creepy divorced through LegalZoom.
00:05:57.000 Ian McCall, the MMA fighter, was on the show.
00:06:00.000 He's trying to get LegalZoom to do his divorce.
00:06:03.000 I think they'll down.
00:06:06.000 You've got to do it by yourself, essentially.
00:06:08.000 You've got to go through the process.
00:06:10.000 You have to fill out all the information. 0.82
00:06:12.000 But then once you do that, if you get scrambled and you're like, oh shit, I'm freaking out, I don't think this is legal...
00:06:18.000 LegalZoom will hook you up with an attorney.
00:06:20.000 They'll connect you with an independent attorney if you need additional guidance.
00:06:24.000 So they want to emphasize that LegalZoom is not a law firm, but they provide self-help service At your specific direction.
00:06:31.000 Meaning they let you understand and they talk you through the process of creating legal documents like wills or LLCs or things along those lines.
00:06:39.000 And even divorces.
00:06:41.000 Use the code and word ROGAN and save yourself some money.
00:06:43.000 Everlast is here, ladies and gentlemen.
00:06:45.000 Am I wrong thinking Robert Shapiro started that or was he just an early spokesman for it?
00:06:49.000 Is that true?
00:06:50.000 I don't know.
00:06:50.000 Let's look that up.
00:06:52.000 I have this sense that either he was an early spokesman or he might have started it.
00:06:56.000 Wow.
00:06:57.000 Well, that was a smart move.
00:06:59.000 Yeah.
00:06:59.000 Yeah, but that's one of those things where you go, ooh.
00:07:02.000 Hmm.
00:07:02.000 Hmm.
00:07:03.000 Do I want to be connected with Homeboy?
00:07:07.000 What does Mark Furman do these days?
00:07:10.000 That'd be funny to find out where people like that are, you know, like notorious people are.
00:07:16.000 Yeah, let's see.
00:07:17.000 It says jump to legal Zoom here.
00:07:19.000 I guess he had something to do with it.
00:07:22.000 Shapiro's one of the co-founders of LegalZone.
00:07:24.000 I thought so, yeah. 0.98
00:07:25.000 Wow, look at Everlast, deep inside the system, understanding all the behind-the-scenes shit. 0.98
00:07:30.000 I just haven't smoked up that part of the brain yet, dawg, that's all. 0.99
00:07:33.000 That's all.
00:07:35.000 There's still a little Shapiro knowledge left there somehow.
00:07:38.000 Eat some fresh fruits and vegetables.
00:07:40.000 I'm still living like the car chase is going on, like, go OJ, go OJ. I'm living in the 90s, brother.
00:07:46.000 Hit the music.
00:07:47.000 I already did.
00:07:48.000 Is that it?
00:07:50.000 So it's officially started?
00:07:51.000 Yeah.
00:07:52.000 Okay, good enough.
00:07:52.000 We don't need all the music.
00:07:53.000 Fuck, we're gonna have plenty of music in this podcast. 0.99
00:07:55.000 We don't really need the opening song. 0.99
00:07:57.000 Yeah, that OJ thing is one of the weirdest times in my life because I was a very young man and I was still really delusional about the way the world worked.
00:08:05.000 I really had no idea... 0.68
00:08:07.000 I didn't know to the extent of corruption and craziness and the fucking dispute between... 0.99
00:08:14.000 When Rodney King happened and I saw how strong the hate for police is and the anger that led to the rioting, I was like, who the fuck saw that coming? 0.99
00:08:26.000 I was so delusional. 0.98
00:08:28.000 I had such little contact with that world that I had no idea what the disparity was and how these people felt about About police brutality and things like that. 0.86
00:08:37.000 Do you see that video of them beating the shit out of that dude with sticks? 0.72
00:08:41.000 And then they got off, and everybody's like, whoa, wait a minute. 0.85
00:08:44.000 You're like, what?
00:08:45.000 How did...
00:08:46.000 What's going...
00:08:46.000 What happened here, exactly?
00:08:48.000 Okay, he was on what?
00:08:49.000 Okay, so he's on...
00:08:50.000 He's on, like, angel dust, so he doesn't feel it.
00:08:52.000 Is that what's happening here?
00:08:54.000 Do they have something they can...
00:08:55.000 Can they hold on to him?
00:08:56.000 Like, can you...
00:08:57.000 Five guys, can't they wrestle this dude to the ground?
00:08:59.000 Like, it seems like... 0.99
00:09:00.000 It seems like they're having a good time beating the shit out of him. 0.97
00:09:02.000 Well, I mean, that's the myth of, like... 0.98
00:09:03.000 Or not the myth, but the grand...
00:09:05.000 Yeah, Angel Dust, that's the one thing they say.
00:09:07.000 People are broken out of handcuffs.
00:09:09.000 Yeah.
00:09:09.000 If that's the case, people need to revisit that one particular issue.
00:09:14.000 Because Angel Dust, I had a friend who had his finger bitten off.
00:09:18.000 Man, it wasn't.
00:09:18.000 That was just the straw, dude.
00:09:20.000 You know what I mean?
00:09:21.000 That was just the straw.
00:09:22.000 The camel's back was damn near snapped at that point.
00:09:24.000 I was living on that side of the world.
00:09:26.000 I was like part of Ice Thieves, Ryan Stinn, the kid.
00:09:28.000 I was running through.
00:09:29.000 That's so weird.
00:09:30.000 I knew the hatred for the police was...
00:09:32.000 That was, like, I was, you know, normal.
00:09:36.000 What was it like rolling around with those guys?
00:09:40.000 You know what the thing was?
00:09:41.000 It's like, in a weird way, I was just so oblivious to it that I, you know, because I was treated as, you know, like, I was a member of the crew.
00:09:47.000 I was already, like, a rap kid, and it was like, you know, I... As long as I showed up and had the balls to be somewhere, I felt like I was cool there.
00:09:55.000 I wasn't into gangbanging or anything.
00:09:58.000 I was never flagging anywhere I was.
00:10:01.000 And I knew a few key people that would be like, oh yeah, he knows that dude, alright.
00:10:07.000 Dude, I was a huge Ice-T fan.
00:10:09.000 I used to get told, like, they usually, by, like, you know, cats like Ice would say things like, you know, yeah, man, you know, you're white, man. 0.90
00:10:14.000 Everybody here either thinks you're crazy for being here or you're a cop.
00:10:18.000 So, you're good, so. 0.99
00:10:21.000 That was one, yeah, well, you know what, man, his best shit, well, I think Colors is one of his best songs ever. 0.96
00:10:28.000 That is one of the best, like, theme songs for a movie. 0.98
00:10:31.000 Ever.
00:10:32.000 Representative of what was going on in that movie.
00:10:35.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:10:35.000 That song just fucking nailed it. 0.99
00:10:37.000 That was right place, right time, right dude. 0.99
00:10:39.000 Whoever picked him for that, it was the right...
00:10:41.000 Everybody made the right decision.
00:10:43.000 It's the rap version of Live and Let Die.
00:10:48.000 That's a good song.
00:10:49.000 I mean, Live and Let Die is a theme song for a movie, right? 0.99
00:10:52.000 But it's a badass fucking song. 0.99
00:10:55.000 I mean... 0.99
00:10:55.000 Was that his original purpose? 0.99
00:11:00.000 Was that his original purpose?
00:11:01.000 It was a theme for a movie?
00:11:02.000 I believe so.
00:11:02.000 I believe Paul McCartney made it for the movie.
00:11:05.000 Unless it was just a fucking coincidence that he had a song called Live and Let Die and there was a 007 movie. 0.69
00:11:12.000 Let's see. 0.98
00:11:13.000 Okay, let's find out.
00:11:14.000 We need to find out.
00:11:15.000 Paul McCartney.
00:11:16.000 Weird.
00:11:17.000 Are you a fan of Paul McCartney?
00:11:18.000 I mean, as a songwriter, how could you not be?
00:11:21.000 Right.
00:11:22.000 I mean, the guy's written a lot of amazing songs.
00:11:26.000 You aspire to write that many well-known songs.
00:11:30.000 He was a beast.
00:11:31.000 You know, I mean, I think there's like, because he seemed like such a nice guy.
00:11:35.000 I think like some more hardcore people don't give that guy the credit he deserves.
00:11:39.000 Like for me, like if you look at the Beatles, you break them down.
00:11:41.000 It's like John Lennon wrote the more ethereal kind of weirdo kind of songs or like more government.
00:11:48.000 Related, protest-y kind of stuff.
00:11:50.000 Paul McCartney wrote the stuff about love and life and everyday things, you know what I mean?
00:11:54.000 And, like, turned them into poetry kind of thing.
00:11:56.000 You know, that's...
00:11:57.000 You know, I think they're...
00:11:58.000 I love them both in different ways.
00:11:59.000 Me too.
00:12:00.000 I'm perfectly sad.
00:12:01.000 He was commissioned specifically for this movie.
00:12:04.000 Right.
00:12:04.000 And credited to McCartney and his wife, Linda, reunited the former Beatles producer, George Martin, who both produced a song and arranged the orchestra break.
00:12:12.000 It was all done for that movie.
00:12:15.000 Okay.
00:12:15.000 This is one of the most successful movie-themed songs ever.
00:12:19.000 Because it was a real song.
00:12:20.000 Yeah, and then Guns N' Roses.
00:12:22.000 We cut it and sold 10 million records.
00:12:24.000 Living that time. 0.99
00:12:27.000 I mean, that's a fucking badass song for your theme song. 0.98
00:12:30.000 Your movie's making $100 million no matter what, just with that song on it. 0.98
00:12:34.000 You know, it can't go wrong.
00:12:36.000 And then Band on the Run, that's like, that's a crazy song.
00:12:39.000 That's like two songs in one, you know?
00:12:41.000 Like, you listen to the beginning of it, and then when the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun... 0.99
00:12:50.000 God damn, Paul McCartney. 1.00
00:12:52.000 I mean, that's a beautiful fucking song. 1.00
00:12:54.000 It's a work of art. 1.00
00:12:55.000 And good drugs. 1.00
00:12:57.000 Oh, fuck yeah. 1.00
00:12:58.000 He'd seen everything there is to see. 1.00
00:12:59.000 He saw the full mandala.
00:13:01.000 He saw that happen.
00:13:02.000 As he fell into the sun, he saw that happen.
00:13:05.000 Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun. 0.99
00:13:10.000 Damn. 0.99
00:13:11.000 You know, he had to have seen all that. 1.00
00:13:14.000 That's some old, I can hear the colors.
00:13:17.000 I can hear the colors, man.
00:13:18.000 Yeah, you can't write something like that unless you've seen something like that.
00:13:21.000 You can't fake that lyric.
00:13:23.000 The rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun. 1.00
00:13:27.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:13:28.000 The first one said to the second one there, I hope you're having fun. 1.00
00:13:31.000 That is as psychedelic as a lyric ever can get without being ponderous.
00:13:36.000 You know what I mean?
00:13:37.000 Without being blatantly obvious.
00:13:39.000 You're trying to be trippy.
00:13:40.000 That is just...
00:13:41.000 That's a perfect lyric.
00:13:43.000 Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun.
00:13:47.000 And the first one said to the second one there, I hope you're having fun. 1.00
00:13:51.000 What kind of shit are you on, son? 1.00
00:13:54.000 Acid. 1.00
00:13:55.000 For real.
00:13:57.000 It has to be, right?
00:13:58.000 Heavy doses of it.
00:14:00.000 It's such a trippy lyric. 0.97
00:14:03.000 That band was so instrumental in opening people's minds to the ideas of altered states of consciousness because they were so into meditation and they were always hanging out with weird gurus and shit. 0.90
00:14:14.000 They were freaky dudes, man. 0.51
00:14:17.000 And they started off like these really sweet guys from England with cute haircuts making girls scream and then somewhere along they morphed into this spiritual injection machine.
00:14:28.000 If you go to the White Album, if you became a fan of the Beatles, you became a fan of very strange alternate ways of thinking.
00:14:38.000 At the time, if you were a fan morphing with them, you had to be pretty open-minded.
00:14:47.000 Yeah, you know...
00:14:48.000 But luckily, the music was just really good, so it helped a lot.
00:14:52.000 Well, I think that to be that good, you have to be crazy. 0.99
00:14:55.000 You can say some really, really stupid shit on a bed of music that sounds good, and that proof is all around us today. 1.00
00:15:02.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:15:03.000 All around us.
00:15:04.000 All around us.
00:15:05.000 Always will be.
00:15:05.000 But I think to be that good, you have to get crazy.
00:15:09.000 And I think they got crazy.
00:15:10.000 They just went everywhere.
00:15:11.000 They just went with it.
00:15:12.000 And there's no way, you know, you can't.
00:15:15.000 That's not a regular dude.
00:15:16.000 A regular dude's not going to make that song.
00:15:18.000 It's literally not possible.
00:15:20.000 Like, the mind does not work that way. 0.93
00:15:22.000 You've got to be some crazy dude out there wearing robes, hanging out with dudes in Tibet. 0.98
00:15:27.000 For real. 0.99
00:15:27.000 You've got to really be doing it. 0.99
00:15:29.000 Bang, bang. 0.99
00:15:30.000 Yeah.
00:15:30.000 And be a perfectionist.
00:15:32.000 You gotta have gurus and shit, Indian dudes with white beards, and they tell you freaky shit. 1.00
00:15:37.000 Also, the cats didn't have the benefits of computer technology, man. 1.00
00:15:42.000 They had to be good at all of the shit they were doing. 0.99
00:15:45.000 Yeah, totally true. 0.98
00:15:46.000 Now I do, there's a guy who grabbed his guitar completely out of tune, like strum it on it a little bit, and literally in the box make it sound like he was doing something.
00:15:54.000 Do you think that that cheapens music, or does it just give an artist more tools?
00:15:59.000 Um...
00:16:00.000 Is it obvious when it cheapens it?
00:16:01.000 I think it could do either.
00:16:04.000 It's a double-edged sword.
00:16:05.000 But when it's just used to blatantly suck the light.
00:16:10.000 We talk about something like, we'll listen to old records that were sampled and made into hip-hop records.
00:16:16.000 Before we go on, I like to listen to a lot of old music when we play.
00:16:19.000 So, we'll listen to the old versions of stuff, and then we'll put on new versions.
00:16:23.000 And new versions, even though they're sampled or using pieces of that old version, they don't have the grease because it's not alive.
00:16:29.000 There's not five guys locking up, playing it.
00:16:32.000 It's like a machine, here's a piece, piece, piece, and then we repeat that piece, piece, piece, and then we repeat that piece, piece, piece.
00:16:37.000 It sucks the life out of things sometimes, you know what I mean?
00:16:40.000 It's good for club music, if you're just making drum machine club music, or hip-hop.
00:16:47.000 It sounds good in clubs, but it doesn't have no grease.
00:16:54.000 The first time I ever saw a rapper in a club was in Mexico.
00:16:57.000 I saw Ludacris perform in Mexico.
00:17:00.000 He was like an hour late.
00:17:02.000 Oh, that's early.
00:17:03.000 That's early for a rapper.
00:17:04.000 Everybody's waiting for the show to start. 0.99
00:17:06.000 But damn, man, when he did it, and it was like complete short attention span rap. 0.99
00:17:11.000 He never really finished a rap. 0.99
00:17:14.000 He just went from one rap to the other and shortened the songs up.
00:17:18.000 And I was like, that's kind of crazy.
00:17:19.000 I'm like, how often do they do that?
00:17:20.000 And my friend was like, they always do that at hip hop shows.
00:17:23.000 And I go, why?
00:17:24.000 And he goes, they just don't want to give anybody any breaks.
00:17:26.000 No chance to think that things are calming down.
00:17:29.000 No chance to just go, go, go.
00:17:31.000 It's a different environment than playing a record.
00:17:35.000 Plus, you never know when you play clubs when it's just all going to go wrong anyways.
00:17:39.000 You want to get the bulk of your set in so you know you're getting paid.
00:17:43.000 Well, is that the case in rap shows in general?
00:17:47.000 No, it's just like that's the energy of a rap show.
00:17:51.000 It's different.
00:17:53.000 Unless, you know, you've got rappers and certain cats that use bands now, but it's like when you go and you see a show that has a band, there's things to see and watch and wonder about and like, wow, that sound and these guys are all doing crazy things.
00:18:06.000 But when it's like just a DJ and a rapper, that can get boring real quick just watching it.
00:18:11.000 So yeah, they just got to hit you and hit you and hit you and hit you.
00:18:14.000 It's medley time is really what it is.
00:18:16.000 It's all about the medley.
00:18:18.000 In hip-hop, and plus it's like a ringtone generation, so most of them only know the song up until the ringtone cuts off.
00:18:25.000 Wow.
00:18:26.000 What does that say about us?
00:18:29.000 I'm serious.
00:18:30.000 But it's true.
00:18:32.000 You get about a minute and a half or something, I think, or a minute of a ringtone.
00:18:36.000 That's basically what they...
00:18:38.000 I occasionally DJ a club here and there in Vegas when they throw out a couple dollars and I say I'm bored enough because I think it's fun, but...
00:19:03.000 We're good to go.
00:19:15.000 The party's got to be beginning like every five minutes.
00:19:17.000 So it's different than doing your songs just in a live session.
00:19:21.000 You're doing a totally different kind of show. 0.84
00:19:22.000 Yeah, you come see me do an acoustic show, I take my motherfucking sweet time about it, man.
00:19:26.000 I might even start mumbling while I drink whiskey and wind up telling a story I never meant to tell in the first place or something, you know what I mean? 0.68
00:19:35.000 Right.
00:19:35.000 It's a different thing.
00:19:37.000 What do you like better?
00:19:40.000 Rap shows were fun.
00:19:42.000 I did plenty of them, but I enjoy what I do.
00:19:44.000 I like playing music.
00:19:45.000 I like locking in with people and other musicians and us creating.
00:19:49.000 They play my songs the way they should be played, but if you listen enough, different things happen every night, and we're all fitting in with different...
00:19:58.000 Without changing the song, there's things going on that I'll be like, oh, I saw what you did right there.
00:20:06.000 Or we'll all just black out and zone in some other place.
00:20:10.000 It's transcendent.
00:20:18.000 It's the energy of the music.
00:20:20.000 I like that a little bit better.
00:20:21.000 Hip-hop, the energy is kind of a steady, heavily angry.
00:20:27.000 Even when it's trying to be slowed down in love songs, they're heavily angry towards the women they're talking about. 0.99
00:20:33.000 As long as my bitches love me, bitches love me, bitches love me. 1.00
00:20:37.000 It's like, okay, I'm sitting here and I have that on in the car and I'm like, oh, this is a funny, cool song. 0.99
00:20:43.000 I like it.
00:20:44.000 It's cool.
00:20:44.000 But when I think about it, it's like...
00:20:46.000 If I would have sang that abroad, as long as my bitches love me, bitches. 1.00
00:20:51.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:20:52.000 Who knows?
00:20:52.000 Maybe then I would sell 10 million records.
00:20:54.000 I don't know.
00:20:55.000 Maybe that should be my next effort.
00:20:57.000 Maybe you're just too happy and successful.
00:20:59.000 Maybe you need to tune in to pissed off people.
00:21:02.000 I'm pretty pissed off.
00:21:07.000 Yeah, that aggression of rap music is like, I mean, there's never been an art form where people bragged about killing people and killing the police and just running around making millions of dollars on cocaine.
00:21:22.000 Didn't blues do that?
00:21:23.000 A little bit of Johnny Cash.
00:21:24.000 Punk rock, man. 0.99
00:21:25.000 There was some punk rock shit that was pretty out there. 0.99
00:21:27.000 That's true. 0.99
00:21:28.000 Well, I was never exposed to that.
00:21:29.000 I, for whatever reason, never had any desire to listen to any punk rock.
00:21:33.000 I always, I mean, it's totally prejudiced, but I always associated everybody who was like a punk rock lover with misplaced anger, and I was like, I don't have time for this.
00:21:41.000 I gotta get away from it.
00:21:43.000 Like, for real, I've never listened. 0.98
00:21:44.000 And it's totally ignorant, and I completely agree. 0.93
00:21:46.000 I mean, like, admit it. 0.95
00:21:49.000 You never listen to, like, The Clash or any of that kind of stuff?
00:21:51.000 Yeah, I guess.
00:21:52.000 Is that punk?
00:21:52.000 Rock the Casbah?
00:21:53.000 Is that punk?
00:21:55.000 There's arguments that that's their most pop stuff.
00:21:58.000 I just thought it was great music.
00:22:00.000 It was.
00:22:00.000 London Calling.
00:22:03.000 Lots of songs like The Guns of Brixton and all kinds of stuff about...
00:22:07.000 I mean, what is punk, though?
00:22:08.000 I don't understand it. 0.99
00:22:10.000 I just associated it with people with their hair all spiked up and looking to stomp around and shit. 0.82
00:22:15.000 I feel like punk is like a DIY thing. 0.93
00:22:17.000 It's like the sentiment, you're going to put that out there before you even know how to play.
00:22:21.000 You're just like, hey, look, I want to do a song.
00:22:24.000 I can't play like all those guitar gods back in the day.
00:22:28.000 So instead, I'm going to just plug in, turn up, and I know two chords.
00:22:33.000 Hey, here's a song.
00:22:34.000 That's it.
00:22:34.000 Is that really all punk is?
00:22:35.000 That's all it is. 1.00
00:22:36.000 So it's bullshit. 1.00
00:22:38.000 It's bullshit with balls. 1.00
00:22:41.000 Bullshit with balls. 1.00
00:22:42.000 And, like, the mentality, you know? 1.00
00:22:44.000 Because, like, they couldn't play as good.
00:22:46.000 The purest American music.
00:22:48.000 Yeah.
00:22:48.000 Well, actually, you know, because it kind of started...
00:22:50.000 Some people argue it started in England, but...
00:22:52.000 Well, yeah. 1.00
00:22:53.000 The attitude of bullshit with balls, yes. 1.00
00:22:56.000 That's why it's so American. 1.00
00:22:58.000 It's so beautiful.
00:22:59.000 Is that American music?
00:23:00.000 But a lot of people turn it into art, too.
00:23:04.000 You know what I mean?
00:23:04.000 Right.
00:23:04.000 Like, you know, I mean, Black Flag, which produced Henry Rollins and all...
00:23:10.000 We're good to go.
00:23:26.000 Bust his head open with a microphone. 0.98
00:23:28.000 Oh my god. 1.00
00:23:30.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:23:31.000 It wasn't even about the music, but it was punk rock. 1.00
00:23:33.000 You know, punk is like an umbrella.
00:23:34.000 You know, it's like hip hop.
00:23:35.000 You know, there's like art, punk art, punk fashion.
00:23:38.000 So it's an expression, a rebellion, and admitting that you're or accepting and sort of being enthusiastic about the fact that you're rebelling against the system. 0.63
00:23:47.000 I was from the Burbs, so I took it as a bunch of, like, angry Burbs kids that couldn't, like, do shit and express anything, so instead they just, like, you know, it was just, like, anger. 0.93
00:23:56.000 Like what you said, misplaced anger, but it seeps into politics and shit like that. 0.98
00:24:00.000 Right, right, right, right. 0.99
00:24:02.000 Yeah.
00:24:03.000 Yeah, punk is a weird thing.
00:24:05.000 See, I wasn't really a part of punk as a...
00:24:08.000 When it was happening, I learned about it later.
00:24:10.000 I look at it from a standpoint of the bands, not the fans.
00:24:14.000 There was a lot of smart bands, Fugazi and stuff like that.
00:24:18.000 The whole DC scene.
00:24:19.000 Bad Brains is responsible for half of the hardcore music.
00:24:23.000 If you like hardcore bands, I'll guarantee you any of them somewhere.
00:24:27.000 Not them, whoever influenced them was influenced by Bad Brains.
00:24:31.000 Bad Brains was the first band to play fast.
00:24:33.000 That fast punk sound.
00:24:35.000 Black people invented that. 1.00
00:24:36.000 Booker Play. 0.73
00:24:38.000 Reggae-looking Rastafari dudes playing hardcore punk music. 0.99
00:24:42.000 It was ill.
00:24:43.000 Is Suicidal Tendencies, is that punk?
00:24:46.000 Yes.
00:24:46.000 Okay, well, I love those dudes.
00:24:48.000 That song, Bring Me Down, You Can't Bring Me Down? 0.98
00:24:51.000 God damn, is that a good workout song. 0.98
00:24:53.000 There's good music. 1.00
00:24:56.000 That's an aggressive fucking song. 0.98
00:24:58.000 There's a ton of like just whatever, but there's some really good stuff out there. 0.99
00:25:02.000 Punk rock music, old punk rock.
00:25:03.000 Punk doesn't even exist anymore, really.
00:25:05.000 You know, anything that calls us a punk now is kind of just like a marketing ploy.
00:25:09.000 Oh, really?
00:25:09.000 Or trying to be what punk once was, in my opinion.
00:25:13.000 Hmm.
00:25:14.000 But if you're doing blues, are you trying to be what blues once was?
00:25:17.000 Absolutely.
00:25:18.000 Everybody is.
00:25:19.000 Absolutely.
00:25:19.000 So it's not just a form of expression?
00:25:21.000 I mean, that's like saying, okay, if I try to make blues, am I really fucking like some Delta fucking cotton picker? 1.00
00:25:27.000 Fucking no, I'm emulating something. 0.99
00:25:29.000 Yeah, but you're a dude who's lived. 0.97
00:25:31.000 But I'm just saying, it's like you got to, at the purest form of what that music and where it came from, it's like, no, I'm not that guy that invented, you know, I didn't invent that.
00:25:38.000 I see what you're saying.
00:25:39.000 It's a formula that was there long before me, and I'm just kind of using it to express myself, you know what I mean?
00:25:43.000 Yeah, but it's still, you're doing blues.
00:25:46.000 Punk, when it was happening, was an original thing.
00:25:50.000 It hadn't been seen or done before.
00:25:52.000 But why can't they still do punk?
00:25:53.000 They do.
00:25:54.000 I'm just saying.
00:25:55.000 I ain't seen nothing that was, put it this way, I ain't seen nothing new punk rock.
00:26:01.000 Right.
00:26:01.000 Everything that calls itself punk rock is like kind of a retro version of what used to be punk rock.
00:26:06.000 Right. 0.98
00:26:07.000 But I'll tell you the most punk rock thing I've seen in a long, long fucking time. 1.00
00:26:10.000 Lady Gaga's ass to give music awards? 1.00
00:26:11.000 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:26:12.000 I watched a fucking documentary on those pussy riot chicks. 1.00
00:26:15.000 Oh, those bitches are crazy. 1.00
00:26:17.000 They are fucking gangsters. 1.00
00:26:18.000 I love them. 1.00
00:26:19.000 They are gangsters, man.
00:26:20.000 In the courts and right in the face of the Russian government, them broads stood tall. 1.00
00:26:25.000 I'm like, yo, whatever you want to feel about them, I think what they should, all that shit was just, you know, that's gangster. 0.98
00:26:30.000 They said something, they did it, they stood for it, and they didn't even fold up. 0.98
00:26:34.000 It's pretty gangster.
00:26:35.000 And it was crazy.
00:26:36.000 I was like, wow.
00:26:37.000 You know, at a certain point in time, you have to realize that these things that you're calling churches are weird patterns of behavior that were established by people thousands of years ago.
00:26:46.000 And they have literally nothing to do with God.
00:26:48.000 If there is a God, without a doubt, it has nothing to do with the bizarre behavior of these people that are claiming to represent Him.
00:26:54.000 And no one person can be represented by God or whatever the idea of God is better than you can.
00:26:59.000 We're all supposedly in this together, and as soon as you have leaders and people who are in charge of organizations with very specific rules, you've missed the boat completely.
00:27:08.000 You know, you're in some weird cultish sort of a thing. 0.99
00:27:12.000 That's just what the fuck it is. 1.00
00:27:14.000 You know, people don't want to say that, they don't want to believe that, but that's just what the fuck it is. 0.99
00:27:19.000 You know, so when you limit people like that and you box them up like that, it's a dangerous thing. 0.96
00:27:25.000 It's always gonna be a dangerous thing.
00:27:26.000 It's always gonna be a dangerous thing to control people.
00:27:29.000 Like, you can't.
00:27:31.000 People gotta just be nice to each other.
00:27:33.000 You can't be... 1.00
00:27:33.000 Like, eventually we're gonna figure out these borders are bullshit. 1.00
00:27:37.000 Eventually, we're going to look at all the borders all over the place and go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0.99
00:27:40.000 Why can't we just go over there? 0.97
00:27:43.000 Why can't anybody go wherever the fuck they want?
00:27:45.000 Would that force everybody to even out the economic situation of the world if people could just completely travel freely? 0.95
00:27:51.000 One of the reasons why you can have ghettos is because you can keep them there. 1.00
00:27:55.000 If people could just go wherever the fuck they wanted to go... 0.97
00:27:58.000 They would just go wherever the money is. 0.99
00:28:00.000 People from Mexico would just start walking into America. 0.99
00:28:02.000 And then you're going to have to deal with that.
00:28:04.000 You're going to have to deal with the fact that you're connected to a third world country. 0.99
00:28:06.000 And people from Canada are going to have our assholes sneaking into their borders. 1.00
00:28:10.000 And they're going to go, okay, we've got to tighten down the fucking fences here. 1.00
00:28:13.000 What's going on? 1.00
00:28:13.000 We've got these crazy asshole Americans sleeping through. 1.00
00:28:15.000 Canada's fences are pretty tight, buddy. 1.00
00:28:18.000 They are right now.
00:28:19.000 They are right now.
00:28:20.000 But if they open it up...
00:28:21.000 I caught a gun charge in 1992. I just started getting in again this year.
00:28:27.000 What did you have to do to get in?
00:28:30.000 Jump through some hoops.
00:28:31.000 Pay some money.
00:28:32.000 I had a friend who got pulled over for a gun, and it wasn't even illegal.
00:28:36.000 He was legally in possession of a gun.
00:28:38.000 And every time he goes to Canada, they pull him into that room, and they sit him down.
00:28:41.000 They ask him 100 questions.
00:28:43.000 They don't take kindly.
00:28:45.000 But if you were the guy caught with 10 pounds of weed, they don't trip that hard, though.
00:28:47.000 Go ahead.
00:28:48.000 10 pounds!
00:28:49.000 Yeah, go ahead up in.
00:28:50.000 We're not worried about that.
00:28:51.000 Can you even smoke that much weed before it goes bad?
00:28:53.000 Sure.
00:28:54.000 Can you?
00:28:55.000 10 pounds of weed? 0.99
00:28:56.000 Die trying.
00:28:57.000 How many years is that of weed?
00:28:59.000 That's a few years of weed, right?
00:29:00.000 It's gotta be.
00:29:01.000 Three weeks for rapping, man. 0.99
00:29:01.000 It's gotta be unless you're just crazy. 0.99
00:29:04.000 Joey Diaz could smoke a pound a year. 0.97
00:29:05.000 More than that.
00:29:07.000 I'm trying to figure.
00:29:08.000 Yeah.
00:29:08.000 How much is a pound?
00:29:10.000 I'm thinking of like an ounce.
00:29:12.000 16 ounces.
00:29:12.000 And then I'm thinking of 16 ounces in a pound.
00:29:14.000 That's not that much.
00:29:16.000 That's 160 ounces.
00:29:17.000 You could smoke that in a few months if you were going Joey Diaz style.
00:29:20.000 I've never even held a pound yet.
00:29:22.000 Neither have I. I don't want to be around a pound.
00:29:24.000 If you're around a pound, you're around fat.
00:29:26.000 Like an ounce nowadays would probably last me a couple months.
00:29:30.000 Back in the day, it would have been about a week.
00:29:33.000 Like to the head just for me.
00:29:35.000 A pound? 0.98
00:29:36.000 No, an ounce.
00:29:36.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:29:37.000 So it would have took me 160 weeks to smoke 10 pounds.
00:29:42.000 I probably did that.
00:29:43.000 I probably smoked 10 pounds in 160 weeks.
00:29:45.000 That makes sense.
00:29:46.000 52 weeks a year.
00:29:47.000 I can do an ounce a month.
00:29:49.000 Yeah, that totally makes sense.
00:29:50.000 Wow, that's really brilliant calculations, actually.
00:29:53.000 That sounds like some serious weed economics.
00:29:56.000 You broke it down probably exactly.
00:29:58.000 There's no exaggeration in that.
00:30:00.000 There was no hyperbole.
00:30:02.000 No, because it was part of the money.
00:30:06.000 I was like, this week is $400 for the ounce of weed.
00:30:10.000 That's every week.
00:30:11.000 That was every week.
00:30:12.000 That was like my loan shark almost thing.
00:30:14.000 Because sometimes I'd go in and be like, give me three and I'll get you next week.
00:30:17.000 You know, so...
00:30:18.000 You had to be steady with you.
00:30:20.000 Do you see the changes that are happening right now with weed?
00:30:24.000 Well, we just did a thing in Seattle called Hemp Fest. 0.98
00:30:27.000 And it is wide the fuck open up there, dawg. 0.96
00:30:30.000 We went to a... 0.97
00:30:31.000 What was it called?
00:30:32.000 A dab bar?
00:30:33.000 Yeah, a dab bar. 1.00
00:30:35.000 Where they do the waxy bong hit shit. 0.99
00:30:39.000 But it was like an open bar open. 1.00
00:30:41.000 Like open to the public. 0.99
00:30:44.000 Oh, they're so crazy. 0.61
00:30:46.000 Is that a picture of it?
00:30:46.000 Dude, it was like along the waterfront, a three mile long festival.
00:30:50.000 Cops were handing out Doritos and shit. 0.97
00:30:52.000 Oh yeah, my friend Voodoo Chicken told me about that. 0.99
00:30:54.000 What is that?
00:30:54.000 It was sitting in the dressing room, about 50 joints.
00:30:56.000 Oh my god, that's a lot of pot.
00:30:59.000 Hemp fest.
00:31:01.000 Dude, you showed me a picture of a doorknob.
00:31:03.000 That looks like a doorknob.
00:31:05.000 Look at it.
00:31:06.000 All those joints, it looks like a doorknob.
00:31:08.000 That would be actually a cool doorknob if you take a photo of that and recreate it perfectly. 0.99
00:31:14.000 It's a lot of fucking joints. 0.98
00:31:16.000 Well, it's a big tin of joints, and it looks like a doorknob. 0.99
00:31:19.000 It's sitting on a door.
00:31:20.000 Yeah, that's my joint doorknob.
00:31:22.000 The picture's unusual because there's a wooden door that looks like the table looks like a wooden door.
00:31:28.000 So this box on it looks like a doorknob. 0.98
00:31:31.000 It's a lot of goddamn joints. 0.99
00:31:32.000 Yeah, I would get nervous. 1.00
00:31:33.000 I'd run out of the room if you had that.
00:31:34.000 I'd be like, that's too much.
00:31:36.000 We're going to get busted for selling.
00:31:39.000 That's like if you have more than a certain amount.
00:31:41.000 They were just slinging weed. 0.96
00:31:42.000 They give zero fucks up in Seattle. 0.93
00:31:44.000 Seattle's a beautiful place. 0.95
00:31:46.000 I love it up there.
00:31:47.000 It's one of my favorite cities ever. 0.99
00:31:49.000 They have to deal with some shit because of the stinky weather in the winter, but at least the roads don't really ice up. 1.00
00:31:55.000 I think they're just cool with anything that's going to keep motherfuckers from jumping out windows and shit. 1.00
00:32:00.000 Well, they're also really smart up there. 0.99
00:32:02.000 It's a real smart city, like per capita.
00:32:04.000 Very unusually smart.
00:32:05.000 Very creative.
00:32:06.000 Isn't it still one of the higher suicide rates?
00:32:08.000 Oh, yeah.
00:32:08.000 Just because of the weather and whatnot, right?
00:32:10.000 Oh, without a doubt.
00:32:11.000 Without a doubt.
00:32:11.000 This does not make you happy.
00:32:13.000 It's gray.
00:32:14.000 A lot.
00:32:14.000 Yeah.
00:32:15.000 A lot.
00:32:15.000 A lot.
00:32:16.000 But that shit builds character. 1.00
00:32:19.000 Yeah, it makes you depressed. 1.00
00:32:21.000 It builds character.
00:32:22.000 Drugs.
00:32:23.000 Nah, not necessarily.
00:32:24.000 It might make you just a little more expressive.
00:32:26.000 I don't know.
00:32:27.000 If you felt trapped in it, though, man.
00:32:29.000 That's true. 0.99
00:32:30.000 Guys like you and me, we could always be like, fuck this, I'm going to San Diego. 0.99
00:32:34.000 Or I'm going to Hawaii. 0.99
00:32:35.000 Going to Hawaii for a week.
00:32:36.000 Yeah, I'm out.
00:32:37.000 Yeah, you could do that.
00:32:38.000 And people who live there, they say if you can schedule a vacation, you go in the winter.
00:32:43.000 And you go somewhere where it's sunny, period.
00:32:45.000 You don't do anything goofy.
00:32:48.000 You don't go somewhere that's shittier than where you're at.
00:32:50.000 You don't go somewhere cold. 1.00
00:32:52.000 You go to the beach, bitch. 1.00
00:32:53.000 That's what you do. 1.00
00:32:54.000 I never thought of it that way. 0.99
00:32:55.000 That would be cool to live in Seattle and then just get the fuck out of there. 0.99
00:32:59.000 It would totally be cool. 0.92
00:33:00.000 It'd be cool to live in Seattle, period.
00:33:03.000 I think you'd deal with the rain because it's such a dope city.
00:33:06.000 The folks are good up there, man.
00:33:07.000 It's a very artistic city.
00:33:09.000 It doesn't seem like a city that has a lot of chains.
00:33:11.000 When you're driving through, you see a lot of individual restaurants and Individual stores.
00:33:16.000 You see a lot of uniqueness to Seattle.
00:33:19.000 You know, and I think that's one of the reasons why the music scene in Seattle. 0.70
00:33:22.000 I mean, Jimi motherfucking Hendrix came from Seattle. 0.91
00:33:25.000 Respect! 0.98
00:33:27.000 Okay, you know?
00:33:28.000 I mean, everybody knows Nirvana came from Seattle.
00:33:30.000 But is it like that anymore?
00:33:32.000 I don't know, but that's the environment that created those people.
00:33:35.000 Yeah, definitely.
00:33:35.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:33:36.000 Like, there's an intensely creative environment that created Nirvana.
00:33:40.000 I mean, that band was intensely creative.
00:33:42.000 You know?
00:33:43.000 That song, Rape Me? 1.00
00:33:45.000 Like, holy shit. 0.99
00:33:46.000 Like, that whole sub-pop records scene. 0.99
00:33:48.000 They were pretty good.
00:33:49.000 Okay, what kind of music were they?
00:33:50.000 That was all that stuff.
00:33:51.000 What would you call that?
00:33:52.000 Grunge.
00:33:53.000 They called it Grunge, but it was just rock and roll.
00:33:55.000 I mean, they would have just called it rock and roll, I guarantee you.
00:33:58.000 Or punk, post-punk, hardcore.
00:33:59.000 They started off punk.
00:34:01.000 They started out punk?
00:34:01.000 Yeah.
00:34:02.000 Wow. 1.00
00:34:03.000 Yeah, they were fucking... 1.00
00:34:04.000 Because there was a hardcore music movement. 1.00
00:34:06.000 They called it hardcore after punk towards the end of it.
00:34:08.000 I'll never forget how I found out about Nirvana.
00:34:10.000 I was over at this dude's house that I used to buy stolen radios from.
00:34:14.000 There was this one dude, if you needed a radio back then when I didn't understand karma, you know, you needed a radio from your car, you can get one from this kid who always had radios that he would just somehow or another get.
00:34:24.000 And you didn't ask any questions, but you knew they were stolen.
00:34:27.000 We were over his house and he was into music, this kid.
00:34:30.000 He was just a bad kid.
00:34:31.000 You know, whatever.
00:34:32.000 Bad suburban kid.
00:34:34.000 Not too bad.
00:34:35.000 We went over his house and he goes, this is going to change music.
00:34:38.000 And I said, what is it? 0.99
00:34:38.000 He goes, it's called fucking Nirvana. 0.99
00:34:40.000 And he starts playing it. 1.00
00:34:41.000 And he goes, all those hair bands, those guys are fucked. 1.00
00:34:45.000 And he played this shit. 1.00
00:34:46.000 I was like, wow, you just nailed it. 1.00
00:34:48.000 Like, this kid nailed it in his bedroom in Newton, Massachusetts.
00:34:53.000 Like, right when the Nevermind came out.
00:34:57.000 This kid nailed it.
00:34:59.000 And he was just a radio thief.
00:35:01.000 He was like, this is going to change. 1.00
00:35:03.000 Those guys are fucked. 1.00
00:35:05.000 It was that obvious, though. 1.00
00:35:06.000 It was that obvious.
00:35:07.000 Danny Boy played it for me first.
00:35:09.000 And we were both like, his jaws dropped.
00:35:13.000 There's only been a few times in musical history when someone hit some new level of something where you'd never seen it before.
00:35:19.000 And when Nirvana came out, that was like, whoa.
00:35:22.000 Undeniable talent.
00:35:23.000 Yeah.
00:35:24.000 You know, just undeniable uniqueness.
00:35:26.000 The power of their song.
00:35:27.000 Song after song, different.
00:35:29.000 Honest though.
00:35:29.000 Yeah.
00:35:30.000 Oh, totally honest.
00:35:31.000 Super honest.
00:35:31.000 Raw in like this insane heroin way.
00:35:34.000 You know, this insane heroin honesty.
00:35:37.000 Spawned by the punk movement.
00:35:39.000 Yeah, is that what it is?
00:35:40.000 What about Alice in Chains?
00:35:41.000 Alice in Chains, they were kind of like that.
00:35:43.000 They were more on the metal side to me, but like they were definitely of that grungish metal movement.
00:35:48.000 Dude.
00:35:48.000 Like Soundgarden, you know, they like rocked out a little harder, you know?
00:35:52.000 That song, Them Bones?
00:35:53.000 Yeah.
00:35:54.000 Jesus Christ, that makes you feel like you're dying when you're listening to it.
00:35:57.000 Yeah, Jerry Cantrell's a beast, man.
00:35:59.000 Yeah.
00:35:59.000 That was a dude who was...
00:36:00.000 Very sad. 1.00
00:36:01.000 That motherfucker understood that he was dying when he wrote that song. 1.00
00:36:04.000 He understood that he was on that path when he wrote that song. 0.99
00:36:07.000 I don't think Lane wrote those.
00:36:10.000 He just sang it?
00:36:10.000 Yeah, I think Jerry Cantrell wrote all that stuff.
00:36:13.000 Wow.
00:36:14.000 I'm pretty sure.
00:36:15.000 Whatever.
00:36:16.000 There may be a few that I'm wrong on, but the bulk and the...
00:36:18.000 To perform that?
00:36:20.000 What I'm saying is, like, the way Layne Staley hit notes, like, it made you feel that you were dying.
00:36:28.000 Like, that song, gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones, like, that screaming was like, Jesus Christ!
00:36:35.000 I remember the first time I saw Man in the Box, like, on MTV, it was like, what the hell is that? 0.98
00:36:39.000 Goddamn, those guys were intense. 0.98
00:36:41.000 That was crazy. 0.98
00:36:42.000 And that kind of...
00:36:43.000 I had a night with that dude and another guy.
00:36:46.000 Lane Staley?
00:36:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:47.000 Slept with him?
00:36:48.000 Yeah, I did.
00:36:49.000 It was good, too.
00:36:51.000 No, we...
00:36:52.000 Just for the story.
00:36:54.000 This promoter in Philly booked this place.
00:36:56.000 I believe it was the Electric Factory.
00:36:58.000 Like, you know, Thousand Cedar Club, something like that.
00:37:01.000 He booked it twice in one night.
00:37:02.000 He did two shows.
00:37:03.000 He did an Alice in Chains show early.
00:37:05.000 Kicked everybody out.
00:37:07.000 Then did a House of Pain show. 1.00
00:37:09.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:37:09.000 Sold out to the place twice in one night. 1.00
00:37:11.000 But we all, because, you know, we were all at the same hotel.
00:37:14.000 So, like, I saw these guys, we were coming back from the hotel, me and DJ Lethal, and they were like, yo, what's up?
00:37:18.000 We were like, hey, what's up?
00:37:19.000 We're going to go up to the room, smoke one party a little bit.
00:37:21.000 They were like, all right.
00:37:21.000 We came up, him and his buddy.
00:37:23.000 They came up, and they sat at the table, and we were rolling joints, and we're talking all this shit. 0.94
00:37:27.000 And, like, me and Lethal are just rolling all joint after joint, throwing them out on the table. 0.94
00:37:30.000 And then we stopped, and we go to Light One, and both the dudes are sitting there just completely knotted out, cold.
00:37:36.000 Wow.
00:37:36.000 Cigarettes burning to their fingers.
00:37:38.000 And we were like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:37:40.000 We weren't really hit. 0.99
00:37:41.000 We were kind of naive.
00:37:42.000 We didn't realize they were on heroin.
00:37:46.000 By that time we had.
00:37:47.000 But the whole time they were just like...
00:37:50.000 Wow. 1.00
00:37:52.000 Fucking sniffing or smoking shit out of a tinfoil pipe. 1.00
00:37:58.000 Oh no! 1.00
00:37:59.000 I've done that before with weed.
00:38:02.000 We're rolling joints, man.
00:38:04.000 So you didn't even realize they were doing hair?
00:38:05.000 No, no, no.
00:38:06.000 They were only in our presence for a matter of 15 minutes.
00:38:12.000 Stone Temple Pilots performed for Dana White at his birthday party once. 0.97
00:38:17.000 And it was one of the best fucking live shows I've ever seen in my life. 0.97
00:38:21.000 Oh, yeah? 0.95
00:38:22.000 Like, we want to talk about some dudes who, like, are solid professional.
00:38:25.000 I don't know if you know those guys or have any...
00:38:27.000 I've met a couple of them.
00:38:28.000 Do you like them?
00:38:29.000 I couldn't tell you I don't like them.
00:38:32.000 I don't know them. 1.00
00:38:32.000 I'll tell them to go fuck themselves if you don't. 1.00
00:38:34.000 If you tell me you don't like them... 1.00
00:38:36.000 I have no personal, like, experience with them, you know?
00:38:39.000 I've met them at shows, festivals kind of situations a couple times.
00:38:42.000 Seemed like alright dudes.
00:38:43.000 I was blown away because it was a private party.
00:38:46.000 It wasn't that many people there.
00:38:47.000 There was like, you know, a couple hundred people, maybe.
00:38:48.000 You know, it was Dana's birthday party.
00:38:50.000 It was all his friends. 0.98
00:38:51.000 And, you know, I'm like, you got Stone Temple fucking pilots to do this? 0.97
00:38:55.000 You know, to the people that did it. 0.98
00:38:56.000 Like, Dana didn't even know.
00:38:57.000 I don't think.
00:38:58.000 I'm pretty sure the whole party was a surprise.
00:39:01.000 So I don't think he knew that Stone Temple Pilots was hired to play for him.
00:39:04.000 I don't think he had any idea until we brought him out. 0.99
00:39:07.000 But to see Stone Temple Pilots just Rock it like there's 18,000 motherfuckers on their feet. 1.00
00:39:13.000 I mean, that dude can fucking perform. 0.99
00:39:16.000 They're pros. 0.99
00:39:17.000 With 100, whatever it was, 200 people in that room, that guy went off.
00:39:20.000 It was magnetic.
00:39:21.000 I learned about performing watching him.
00:39:23.000 I felt like an amateur. 0.98
00:39:25.000 I was watching this guy, like, his fucking commitment to every step, everything that he did, the energy to those songs. 1.00
00:39:33.000 I was like, everything I do, I suck at. 0.99
00:39:35.000 This guy's, this is incredible. 0.90
00:39:36.000 Yeah, he doesn't check out.
00:39:38.000 Didn't check out at all.
00:39:39.000 It was interesting.
00:39:40.000 But it's obviously very different than your acoustic sets, which are equally interesting.
00:39:44.000 It's a weird thing that you could have two things that are completely different on the spectrum, but both have an equal impact because of their honesty.
00:39:54.000 Whether it's a beautiful acoustic song that's really emotional, or whether it's that Rape Me song.
00:39:58.000 It's just like that.
00:39:59.000 It just hits that note, whatever it is. 0.93
00:40:01.000 By any weird way it gets there, by any fucking ups or downs, whether it's depressing or... 0.77
00:40:09.000 Enlightening, whatever it is. 0.93
00:40:10.000 When he hits that note, you know.
00:40:12.000 Yeah.
00:40:12.000 He got kicked out.
00:40:13.000 Do you know that?
00:40:14.000 Who did?
00:40:14.000 Scott Whelan?
00:40:15.000 Yeah.
00:40:15.000 Oh, you got kicked out of Stone Temple 5?
00:40:16.000 Yeah.
00:40:17.000 Probably for being too awesome.
00:40:18.000 Drugs.
00:40:19.000 You're that awesome.
00:40:20.000 It's pretty hard to work with regular people.
00:40:22.000 Is it drugs? 1.00
00:40:23.000 Same shit? 1.00
00:40:25.000 Dana did that once with Joan Jett at the Viper Room. 1.00
00:40:28.000 Oh, really?
00:40:29.000 Wow.
00:40:30.000 Oh, my God.
00:40:32.000 I would love to see that.
00:40:33.000 About 100 people.
00:40:34.000 She just did the same.
00:40:35.000 Just rocked out.
00:40:37.000 Yeah.
00:40:37.000 But I know you know that check was beautiful.
00:40:40.000 Oh, it had to be.
00:40:41.000 It had to be.
00:40:42.000 I know what the Stone Temple Pilots thing was.
00:40:45.000 I asked.
00:40:45.000 I can't tell, but I asked.
00:40:47.000 It was very nice.
00:40:48.000 It was a very nice evening.
00:40:51.000 For those gentlemen, but I'm telling you, they did not treat it like it was a private party that they could barely get there and barely do the show for.
00:41:01.000 That's what blew me away.
00:41:02.000 This dude was at a private party, and maybe he's a big UFC fan.
00:41:06.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:41:07.000 I don't know if that was part of his motivation, but these motherfuckers nailed it. 1.00
00:41:11.000 I mean, just destroyed. 1.00
00:41:14.000 People who weren't musicians like me and some of my other friends were just looking at each other going, God damn! 0.98
00:41:19.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:41:20.000 God damn! 1.00
00:41:21.000 How much, Joe? 1.00
00:41:22.000 100 Roses?
00:41:23.000 100 Roses?
00:41:26.000 I can't tell you, man. 1.00
00:41:28.000 It's confidential shit. 0.99
00:41:29.000 75 Roses. 0.99
00:41:30.000 A lot of cash, son.
00:41:31.000 They get pizzayed, son.
00:41:35.000 It's too bad that they broke up, but doesn't that always happen? 0.99
00:41:37.000 It's like when you get a fat band together and they start kicking ass, eventually wheels fall off of that thing.
00:41:44.000 It's like how many bands can completely keep it together for a long period of time? 0.68
00:41:47.000 It's like Kiss, and even they, they lost Ace Frehley and Peter Criss.
00:41:52.000 They have a fake Ace Frehley and a fake Peter Criss.
00:41:54.000 Kiss is Gene Simmons, and he needs Paul Stanley, but I'm sure Paul's kept...
00:42:01.000 In line.
00:42:03.000 Gene seems like he keeps things in tight toe.
00:42:08.000 The only time I was ever nervous at a comedy show because someone was in the audience, Gene Simmons came to see me on New Year's. 0.99
00:42:14.000 And I was legitimately shit in my pants. 0.62
00:42:17.000 Because when I was a kid, my uncle actually worked for Howard Marks Advertising, and they're the guys who used to make the ads and the album covers for Kiss. 0.95
00:42:26.000 And so I met Ace Frehley when I was like six, seven years old, six years old.
00:42:32.000 I was a little kid.
00:42:33.000 And he had no makeup on.
00:42:34.000 And I was just getting into Kiss back then.
00:42:37.000 And I couldn't believe that I'm looking at him and he's got no makeup on.
00:42:40.000 Because my uncle had given me his records and I'd listened to the songs.
00:42:43.000 I became a fan because my uncle would give me free Kiss records.
00:42:47.000 So seeing him with no makeup on, to me, was a real freakout.
00:42:51.000 So having Gene Simmons in the audience, even though I was 40 years old, I was still like, yikes!
00:42:56.000 This is weird, man. 0.99
00:42:58.000 That's Gene fucking Simmons. 0.99
00:42:59.000 Gene Simmons from Kiss. 0.99
00:43:01.000 I saw him, I saw them when I was a kid.
00:43:04.000 I saw them when I was like seven or eight years old, and I saw them again when I was like 25. Me and Kevin James, who's a huge Kiss fan, believe it or not.
00:43:11.000 Kevin James is a huge Kiss fan, and me and Kevin James, we went to two shows.
00:43:16.000 We went to two shows when they came back to LA with a full kiss with Peter Criss and Ace Frehley in makeup, and we were like, YES! Just complete, unapologetic dorks.
00:43:27.000 We were reliving our childhood together, unapologetically, rocking out to a KISS concert.
00:43:34.000 Bro-ing it to KISS. Yeah, I mean, he was air guitaring, and Kevin James is fun to go to a fucking KISS concert with, because he fucking sings the songs. 0.98
00:43:41.000 He, like, gets into it. 0.97
00:43:42.000 This was back before people knew who he was.
00:43:44.000 He wouldn't be able to do that now.
00:43:45.000 Didn't he have like a scene in one of his movies where that's what he's doing?
00:43:48.000 I'm sure.
00:43:49.000 He's like playing Guitar Hero or something?
00:43:51.000 I wish if somebody had filmed it.
00:43:53.000 Detroit Rock City or something like that. 0.95
00:43:55.000 If somebody had filmed Kevin and I going to see Kiss back in the day, that would have been a fucking hilarious video. 0.92
00:44:02.000 Because nobody knew who he was back then. 0.68
00:44:04.000 This was before his TV show.
00:44:06.000 He was like a semi-known comedian if you watched Star Search or something like that.
00:44:10.000 So he could be free in public and not worry about anybody weirding on him.
00:44:14.000 So he just completely rocked out.
00:44:16.000 Detroit!
00:44:17.000 Rock City!
00:44:18.000 Get up!
00:44:19.000 Everybody's gonna boot their feet!
00:44:21.000 Get down! 0.98
00:44:21.000 It was just like a free show. 0.98
00:44:23.000 You know?
00:44:25.000 Especially being a fellow Kiss fan.
00:44:28.000 It was awesome. 0.97
00:44:30.000 Kevin James is fucking hilarious. 0.92
00:44:32.000 That guy is one of the funniest guys that doesn't get credit for it. 0.98
00:44:36.000 He's real clean in his movies.
00:44:38.000 He's squeaky clean.
00:44:40.000 His stand-up, he doesn't really talk about anything controversial.
00:44:44.000 But if you can hang out with that cat and get him to go full shimmy, that's what we used to call him.
00:44:49.000 His nickname is Shimmy. 0.99
00:44:49.000 We'd call it going full shimmy where he gets fucking mad at things and throws shit and gets red in the face. 0.99
00:44:54.000 He's putting on a show for you. 0.99
00:44:56.000 He's doing a bit.
00:44:58.000 Some of the funniest, the hardest I've ever laughed is just hanging out with him.
00:45:02.000 Him recreating an argument that he had with his girlfriend.
00:45:06.000 And him going crazy and red in the face. 0.98
00:45:09.000 He's a fucking hilarious dude. 0.97
00:45:10.000 But he does movies that are more for families and kids. 0.98
00:45:14.000 So people don't get to see that aspect of him.
00:45:16.000 It's too bad.
00:45:17.000 We don't want a balanced world.
00:45:19.000 We don't want a dude to do kids' movies and still, you know.
00:45:22.000 That's why we should have him on the podcast, for sure.
00:45:24.000 He wouldn't do it.
00:45:25.000 Bob Saget was, you know, he's like one of the dirtiest comics ever.
00:45:28.000 He used to be, yeah.
00:45:29.000 I guess he still is.
00:45:30.000 He was full house for, you know, he was like the full house guy.
00:45:33.000 But I think he stopped doing stand-up during that time.
00:45:35.000 Yeah, now he's super dirty and playing off the whole house thing.
00:45:38.000 Back to the dirty thing.
00:45:39.000 Yeah, I think they probably told him, hey, dude, this is like a hundred million dollar business we're running here.
00:45:45.000 TGIF. And you could fuck that up by telling a dick joke at the Laugh Factory. 0.99
00:45:49.000 So, why don't you just lay off that? 0.99
00:45:51.000 You're getting, you know, X amount of millions a week.
00:45:53.000 I always heard they did that with Tim Allen as well.
00:45:56.000 They told Tim Allen to stop doing a stand-up.
00:45:57.000 Because it was a little controversial.
00:46:00.000 I don't know.
00:46:01.000 Crazy.
00:46:01.000 Man, that's TV though.
00:46:03.000 All I know is I never got successful enough where anybody bothered to tell me to stop doing anything.
00:46:07.000 Yo, write me a check not to do things?
00:46:10.000 When they start writing you checks not to do things, you're doing something right, man.
00:46:13.000 Well, I was never important enough in the equation where they asked me to not do something like it was going to fuck things up.
00:46:20.000 I guess when Fear Factor came along, people were already sort of opening up to the idea that the world isn't exactly as we've been told and that there's a lot more variation in people than you would like to imagine. 0.98
00:46:34.000 The world's a big fucking place. 0.99
00:46:37.000 Plus, how could a dick joke fuck up a show where somebody's gonna eat goat dick? 1.00
00:46:41.000 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:46:42.000 It's also you can express yourself now. 0.88
00:46:43.000 If you said something fucked up a long time ago, you had to get booked on The Tonight Show to explain yourself. 0.93
00:46:49.000 Remember when Hugh Grant got caught with the hooker and it was the big thing and he went on Jay Leno? 0.98
00:46:53.000 What the hell were you thinking?
00:46:55.000 He could just do a video blog now.
00:46:59.000 Instantly have something where he expresses himself now.
00:47:02.000 There's so much range for expression now.
00:47:04.000 There's so much room.
00:47:05.000 It's just a completely different world.
00:47:07.000 You still have to apologize if you're Hugh Grant, though.
00:47:10.000 Certain comedians wouldn't have to apologize.
00:47:13.000 Right.
00:47:14.000 Yeah, well, a guy like Hugh Grant is selling that thing.
00:47:17.000 He's selling this one style.
00:47:19.000 As Kevin is selling the squeaky clean family comedy, Hugh Grant was selling the really sweet boyfriend guy who's from England and would like to help you move.
00:47:28.000 Can I cover your couch?
00:47:30.000 Non-aggressive. 1.00
00:47:32.000 He's not some crazy dude looking to get his dick sucked on a sneak tip. 1.00
00:47:35.000 Ha ha ha! 1.00
00:47:36.000 By a dirty girl. 1.00
00:47:37.000 Who's the crazy dude? 1.00
00:47:39.000 Street hooker, man. 1.00
00:47:40.000 There's that too, but okay, you just reminded me of something. 1.00
00:47:43.000 There's that English dude on CNN with the glasses who's still on, but like three years ago, the dude got caught in Central Park with meth in his pocket and a noose around his cock and all kinds of crazy shit. 0.99
00:47:57.000 It's Richard something. 0.98
00:47:58.000 Richard, the British dude, you would all know him when you see him. 0.97
00:48:01.000 Goddamn, what's his name again? 0.96
00:48:03.000 Richard something, CNN. Richard. 0.99
00:48:05.000 Okay, so I'm going to Google CNN. Richard.
00:48:08.000 Everlast dropping facts again.
00:48:10.000 But my brain works in crazy ways.
00:48:13.000 Noose?
00:48:13.000 How about noose?
00:48:15.000 Reporter? 1.00
00:48:16.000 Reporter, noose around cock. 1.00
00:48:17.000 See what comes up. 1.00
00:48:19.000 I'm going to have to say penis. 0.99
00:48:20.000 Look, here's Hugh Grant's offer now. 0.99
00:48:22.000 Because it's Google.
00:48:24.000 That's her now? 0.91
00:48:24.000 Yeah. 0.91
00:48:24.000 Aw, she's sweet. 0.91
00:48:25.000 She's got a family.
00:48:26.000 She's got a family.
00:48:26.000 Good for her.
00:48:27.000 She parlayed that into her life.
00:48:30.000 Okay.
00:48:30.000 Got off the streets.
00:48:31.000 I don't see it here under that.
00:48:33.000 Anything else?
00:48:34.000 So the story really is Hugh Grant got someone off the streets.
00:48:36.000 That's right.
00:48:36.000 So reporter arrested.
00:48:38.000 Math.
00:48:38.000 Did you say Math?
00:48:39.000 Yeah, Math.
00:48:40.000 Central Park.
00:48:41.000 Okay.
00:48:41.000 Here's American Eagle.
00:48:42.000 Richard. 1.00
00:48:42.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:48:42.000 What the fuck is his name? 1.00
00:48:43.000 Richard something. 1.00
00:48:44.000 Here's American Eagle.
00:48:45.000 That is dangerous.
00:48:49.000 What is this? 1.00
00:48:50.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:48:51.000 What are you watching? 1.00
00:48:51.000 It was a dive on somebody? 1.00
00:48:53.000 It smacked against the window.
00:48:54.000 And someone said USA and it killed itself.
00:48:56.000 What was that?
00:48:56.000 That was an American Eagle.
00:48:57.000 Check this out.
00:48:59.000 It ran into the window?
00:49:00.000 Yeah.
00:49:01.000 No, and then it died?
00:49:02.000 I think it was supposed to...
00:49:03.000 You know, it was a show.
00:49:05.000 It was a show?
00:49:07.000 I think so.
00:49:09.000 USA! Oh, it just nailed the window at full clip?
00:49:14.000 Yeah.
00:49:14.000 They die all the time like that in my house.
00:49:17.000 Birds are flying in my window.
00:49:19.000 They just fly in your window sometimes.
00:49:20.000 They miss.
00:49:21.000 They don't realize what it is.
00:49:23.000 It's always sparrows.
00:49:24.000 Cute little things too. 0.99
00:49:25.000 It sucks. 0.98
00:49:27.000 There's something you could do to get rid of it. 0.99
00:49:30.000 Really?
00:49:31.000 Yeah, Duncan did it. 1.00
00:49:32.000 Throw him in the trash. 0.99
00:49:33.000 No, forget what he said. 0.98
00:49:37.000 Yeah, I don't know what you could do.
00:49:40.000 Remember he said he had a bird feeder and he had all these birds hitting his window?
00:49:43.000 I found a story.
00:49:44.000 A CNN reporter arrested in Central Park.
00:49:47.000 What was his name?
00:49:48.000 Richard what?
00:49:49.000 Richard Quest.
00:49:50.000 Richard Quest!
00:49:51.000 Was officially arrested for loitering and drug possession.
00:49:55.000 In Europe especially, CNN over there, he's on all the time.
00:50:00.000 This guy got arrested with something tied around his junk with meth on some rampage.
00:50:08.000 Well, it says the New York Post included the kinky elements in an article on Saturday. 0.90
00:50:14.000 So there were some kinky elements to it. 1.00
00:50:16.000 Yeah, like a noose around his cock. 1.00
00:50:18.000 I like men. 1.00
00:50:19.000 Why is this one...
00:50:20.000 Okay, yeah, it says another website will tell the full story.
00:50:23.000 Why are they worth whole information? 0.99
00:50:25.000 Say the guy noose around his dick and he had math. 0.99
00:50:28.000 Don't say there's like... 0.99
00:50:31.000 But it's like, dude, he didn't skip a step.
00:50:34.000 CNN didn't fire him.
00:50:35.000 They were just like, alright, just, yo, uh...
00:50:36.000 Good for him.
00:50:38.000 Must be talented.
00:50:39.000 Like, this is strike one.
00:50:40.000 He's a good-looking guy.
00:50:42.000 Okay.
00:50:43.000 Richard Quest was arrested early Friday morning for drug possession when people found in Central Park well after the park's 1 a.m.
00:50:51.000 curfew.
00:50:52.000 Wow, you know what?
00:50:54.000 Well, so what?
00:50:55.000 Guy was out getting his freak on.
00:50:56.000 I'm just saying, he's a media guy.
00:50:58.000 I mean, you think normally...
00:51:00.000 Yeah, it wouldn't normally get him fired, but maybe he's really good at what he does.
00:51:03.000 And so they're like, what happened?
00:51:04.000 He does like really corny kind of stories, man.
00:51:06.000 Maybe he's like, look, I'm under a lot of pressure. 0.98
00:51:08.000 I have a feeling some, you know, maybe whoever he was going to meet with the meth and the noose around his cock might be his superior at his job or something. 0.98
00:51:19.000 That's so funny. 0.99
00:51:21.000 Can't lose it.
00:51:22.000 It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for.
00:51:25.000 Yeah.
00:51:27.000 The officer on the scene was able to ID the drug because of his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests.
00:51:35.000 Okay.
00:51:36.000 So the guy had a package of meth and he was headed home to his friend's house.
00:51:39.000 It says his lawyer claims that Quest was returning to his hotel with friends and had no idea there was a curfew for the park.
00:51:46.000 I didn't know there was a curfew for the park.
00:51:47.000 Neither did I. That's kind of weird.
00:51:49.000 Isn't that like the whole thing about New York City is that you can do whatever the fuck you want? 0.98
00:51:52.000 No. 0.98
00:51:53.000 Well, I think that stopped when people started winding up dead in the park.
00:51:58.000 Isn't that weird?
00:51:58.000 You can't have woods.
00:51:59.000 Even woods in the city, people start killing people and dragging them into bushes and shit. 0.99
00:52:03.000 We're so creepy when it comes to woods. 0.98
00:52:05.000 What is that about?
00:52:07.000 Women worry much more about getting raped or attacked in the woods. 1.00
00:52:14.000 Like, if you find men in the woods, it's way more dangerous than a man in a city.
00:52:18.000 I think any rape is probably all the same.
00:52:20.000 What about alleyways?
00:52:21.000 That's not what I'm saying.
00:52:21.000 I'm saying worrying about it.
00:52:23.000 Like, if you ran into a man when it's just you and the man in the woods, it's way more of a rapey situation.
00:52:29.000 We're good to go.
00:52:36.000 We're good to go.
00:52:50.000 You know, if you're a woman and you're out there in the woods by yourself...
00:52:53.000 Unless you've seen Deliverance.
00:52:54.000 I think that that movie is accurate.
00:52:57.000 There are people that are out there that will...
00:52:59.000 Me, I see other guys, even when I'm camping, if they're not familiar, I start thinking rapey thoughts. 0.89
00:53:04.000 Like, wait, man, I ain't trying to get raped out here. 0.97
00:53:08.000 People get rapey in the woods, man! 0.89
00:53:10.000 We did bring a pistol, right?
00:53:13.000 Yeah, I really believe people get rapey when they're just out in nature.
00:53:17.000 Something primal takes over, man.
00:53:18.000 They get more in touch with their animal natures.
00:53:21.000 Yeah, it's almost like with creating cities and spacing things out, putting doors in front of this, and you can lock that, and you're secure in this room.
00:53:29.000 Instead of being all out in the open, we've slowly moved away from the primal instincts that have driven us to this point. 0.74
00:53:36.000 But all you need is just remove those buildings, stuff everybody back in the trees again, and the same shit will start from scratch, like, really quick. 0.99
00:53:44.000 The moment your kids start getting hungry, shit gets really fucking primal, real quick. 1.00
00:53:51.000 That's what I keep telling people. 1.00
00:53:52.000 Yeah, well, nobody wants to believe that, that our civilization is just a thin veneer covering ancient barbaric genetics.
00:53:59.000 Our civilization in the last couple hundred years, really? 0.91
00:54:03.000 But if you go back to the fucking race riots in the 60s and the 50s, like, isn't that, like, what kind of civilization is that? 0.97
00:54:09.000 What kind of civilization where they were just, like, completely discriminating against someone for the color of their skin? 0.98
00:54:13.000 With all the books that were available, like, they had decided these people were less and they were going to keep them out of certain bathrooms. 0.99
00:54:19.000 That was a Fucking 1950s. 0.97
00:54:21.000 My grandma had to go to, like, separate schools. 1.00
00:54:23.000 My grandma, she's Mexican. 1.00
00:54:25.000 Jesus.
00:54:26.000 So how much civilization have we really had?
00:54:29.000 How long has it really been around? 0.97
00:54:30.000 You know, it's fucking barely here! 0.95
00:54:32.000 It's barely here hanging on with vaccines and cell phones. 0.97
00:54:36.000 Barely here! 1.00
00:54:37.000 But if the fucking power goes off or a big rock hits the ocean or one of those fucking volcanoes blows... 1.00
00:54:43.000 Solar flare. 1.00
00:54:44.000 Right back to a thousand, ten thousand years ago.
00:54:47.000 Right back, real quick.
00:54:49.000 Soon as we run out of lighters.
00:54:50.000 Soon as we run out of bullets.
00:54:52.000 Right back to crazy time.
00:54:53.000 It's gonna take me a while to run out of bullets.
00:54:56.000 Just so everybody know.
00:54:59.000 Do you hunt or do you just shoot targets?
00:55:03.000 Brian and I are actually very curious lately.
00:55:05.000 We're trying to probably take a class on how to go hunt and actually kill and prepare an animal properly.
00:55:11.000 Dude, you should go on Steve Rinella's show.
00:55:13.000 You should go on that Meat Eater show.
00:55:15.000 Oh, yeah?
00:55:16.000 Yeah.
00:55:16.000 I'm not familiar, but I want to...
00:55:19.000 Plus, I always feel like this.
00:55:21.000 As a Meat Eater...
00:55:23.000 I feel like I have the responsibility to actually have to go through and butcher an animal once.
00:55:29.000 I've never had to do it in my life.
00:55:30.000 I understand it.
00:55:31.000 I've seen it on film.
00:55:33.000 But I still feel like if I can't stomach doing it, I have no business eating meat.
00:55:39.000 I feel the same way.
00:55:40.000 That was my motivation to go hunt with him.
00:55:43.000 I wanted to experience it.
00:55:45.000 And I wanted to experience it completely wild.
00:55:47.000 We took a canoe.
00:55:48.000 We went down the Missouri Breaks.
00:55:50.000 We went on the Missouri River.
00:55:52.000 It was amazing.
00:55:53.000 I'm game.
00:55:54.000 It was beautiful.
00:55:55.000 It's hard work, though, man.
00:55:57.000 You're hoofing it over these hills.
00:55:59.000 If you're out of shape, it's really hard because you're doing a lot of high elevation hiking. 0.98
00:56:03.000 And it doesn't seem like much because you're walking kind of slow, but you don't fucking stop. 1.00
00:56:08.000 And dude's in serious shape because he does his shit all the time. 0.99
00:56:10.000 He hunts every day. 1.00
00:56:12.000 His show is a hunting show, so he's always in fucking New Zealand, climbing mountains. 0.99
00:56:16.000 He's constantly doing this. 0.98
00:56:17.000 So it's like he's got this kind of hiking endurance.
00:56:20.000 It's a lot of work.
00:56:21.000 But the experience of doing it was life-changing.
00:56:25.000 That's where I got that thing from.
00:56:26.000 That deer head right there.
00:56:29.000 How much did that deer weigh?
00:56:30.000 180 pounds.
00:56:31.000 Wow.
00:56:32.000 About, approximately.
00:56:34.000 How long did the meat last you?
00:56:36.000 I ate it pretty quick.
00:56:37.000 I'm quite the carnivore.
00:56:40.000 Me too.
00:56:41.000 I like meat.
00:56:42.000 And I'm not a cruel person, and I love animals, and that seems like a contradiction.
00:56:47.000 No, it doesn't.
00:56:47.000 It's not.
00:56:48.000 People have to realize that you have to manage a certain amount of wildlife.
00:56:52.000 You have to.
00:56:53.000 For their health, for the health of the species.
00:56:55.000 The idea of deer in total, the idea of large populations of deer and healthy animals breeding and surviving in the wild around us is a beautiful idea.
00:57:07.000 If you don't manage their numbers, they just start breeding like crazy, and then you slam into them with cars, and then they run out of food.
00:57:14.000 They starve to death.
00:57:15.000 They start getting diseases.
00:57:16.000 Those diseases transfer to people.
00:57:18.000 It really is as stewards of the land, which is what humans claim to be.
00:57:23.000 If we start putting fences up around things and putting roads, we're essentially saying, we got this.
00:57:27.000 This is our spot.
00:57:28.000 Well, you need to manage that wildlife.
00:57:30.000 You have to. 1.00
00:57:30.000 You have to kill them. 1.00
00:57:32.000 Your options are either kill them or reintroduce predators. 1.00
00:57:34.000 And they've tried both. 0.99
00:57:35.000 They reintroduced predators to Yellowstone and now they have real issues because of the decimation of the elk population and the deer population.
00:57:42.000 There's like a fraction of the elk and deer that used to exist because they have these big packs of wolves now. 0.83
00:57:47.000 And they're fucking successful because they don't have much competition. 0.99
00:57:50.000 The grizzly bears don't know what the fuck's coming. 0.99
00:57:52.000 You know, and the grizzlies are not trying to eat the wolves and the wolves aren't trying to eat the grizzlies and occasionally they have to fight over a carcass or something like that. 0.99
00:57:57.000 But for the most part, There's a lot of shit that they're killing out there. 0.97
00:58:00.000 So that was one solution. 1.00
00:58:02.000 But now a guy in Minnesota got fucking bit in the head by a wolf. 0.99
00:58:05.000 This kid was camping the other day. 0.99
00:58:06.000 And this wolf fucking clamped a hold of his head and was trying to drag him away. 0.99
00:58:10.000 And he's screaming and, you know, he eventually pries himself free and they find the wolf and trap it and shoot it. 0.99
00:58:16.000 But, like, that's what happens when you don't hunt deer.
00:58:19.000 When you don't hunt deer, you have to have wolves.
00:58:21.000 Okay?
00:58:22.000 And if you have wolves, like, they're gonna kill a few people every now and again.
00:58:27.000 I like wolves.
00:58:28.000 I do too.
00:58:30.000 I like wolves, but I wouldn't want them in my backyard.
00:58:32.000 I believe in culling of herds.
00:58:35.000 Yeah, yeah, you gotta call it ours.
00:58:36.000 But also, they're made out of delicious food.
00:58:38.000 Who's gonna call ours? 0.94
00:58:40.000 That's a good question.
00:58:41.000 You know what I mean?
00:58:42.000 That is the question, right?
00:58:43.000 Who's gonna call ours? 0.94
00:58:44.000 That's the real question.
00:58:45.000 That really is the question, because if you, you know, like I've said to certain people, like, you know, like, if everybody just had less children, the world would be a beautiful place.
00:58:52.000 Like, is that really true?
00:58:54.000 No.
00:58:54.000 Okay?
00:58:54.000 Because you gotta look at it a few ways.
00:58:56.000 One, you gotta look at it, aren't people, they start out as children, okay?
00:59:00.000 We need people.
00:59:01.000 We, without a doubt, need to manage the amount of us we have, but don't you like people?
00:59:06.000 I think people are awesome.
00:59:07.000 Me too.
00:59:07.000 I've met some good ones.
00:59:09.000 I've met a lot of good ones, man.
00:59:10.000 I've met a lot of good ones.
00:59:12.000 We're a big fan of people.
00:59:13.000 So when someone says, we've got an overpopulation problem, I go, Right now?
00:59:19.000 Do we right now?
00:59:20.000 It seems right now, if everything stays like this, we got it.
00:59:23.000 I saw something online that was like this little graphic thing, like when they were taking census, about like, every person on the planet supposedly could fit in the state of Texas with elbow room.
00:59:35.000 Yeah, I've heard that too. 1.00
00:59:36.000 But it smelled like shit. 1.00
00:59:37.000 It would be a real problem. 1.00
00:59:39.000 The point being is like, there's enough room for everybody.
00:59:42.000 Resources?
00:59:43.000 That's the question.
00:59:44.000 Is there enough resources?
00:59:45.000 Misallocation of resources.
00:59:47.000 That is the question.
00:59:48.000 And scarcity.
00:59:48.000 The issue of scarcity.
00:59:49.000 I was watching something today just before I came here.
00:59:52.000 You know, they show Modern Marvels.
00:59:54.000 It's always the one.
00:59:55.000 And they were doing this thing about city sewers and bridges and all this stuff that's falling apart.
01:00:00.000 And it scared the life out of me because I spend my life traveling with guys in cars and buses and To figure out
01:00:30.000 how to do that?
01:00:32.000 You know what I mean?
01:00:32.000 It's just weird to me.
01:00:33.000 Like, I think that about stupid shit, too. 1.00
01:00:35.000 Like, I saw a thing on the commercial where there's a plug now where the thing actually goes to the sides, so you could put shit flat. 1.00
01:00:41.000 I was like, it took till 2013 to come up with that? 0.72
01:00:45.000 Yeah, well, if it was up to me, we would never have invented scissors.
01:00:48.000 I would have never figured out scissors. 0.99
01:00:49.000 I'd be like, just fucking cut it. 1.00
01:00:51.000 What's the problem? 1.00
01:00:53.000 I'm so stupid, I can't imagine a laptop. 1.00
01:00:56.000 Like, I know I have one, I know how to press buttons on it, but I can't imagine what the fuck is going on behind the scenes. 1.00
01:01:01.000 But that is the Wizard of Oz right there. 0.68
01:01:04.000 Your laptop is the Wizard of Oz. 0.99
01:01:06.000 Who knows what the fuck is happening behind that curtain. 0.99
01:01:08.000 You're just on Facebook. 1.00
01:01:09.000 OMG. LOL. Please tell me.
01:01:13.000 Oh, no, you got it.
01:01:13.000 Oh, you used the camera, huh?
01:01:15.000 No, I don't care.
01:01:16.000 Oh, shut it off. 1.00
01:01:17.000 If the government wants pictures of me beaten off, you go ahead and get it, you fucks. 1.00
01:01:22.000 No. 0.98
01:01:23.000 My body image isn't that great right now, so I keep it taped.
01:01:28.000 Well, nobody looks good when they're coming on themselves.
01:01:31.000 That's just a fact.
01:01:32.000 You just don't.
01:01:33.000 It never looks like that's what you should have done. 1.00
01:01:36.000 It always looks like you could have done some other shit. 1.00
01:01:38.000 You put on some shit to do that. 1.00
01:01:42.000 It's like if you're a grown man and you have a family and you have a life to live, you have businesses to run and shit, like how much time do you have for beating off? 1.00
01:01:48.000 So every time you do it, you feel like, what the fuck am I doing? 0.99
01:01:51.000 The shame rushes in. 1.00
01:01:52.000 What the fuck is wrong with me, man? 1.00
01:01:56.000 Just look at yourself. 1.00
01:01:59.000 And then there's the knowledge that you're going to do it again.
01:02:01.000 You know you're going to do it again.
01:02:03.000 Like an alcoholic who can't put that drink down.
01:02:05.000 You're going to do it again.
01:02:07.000 You're going to do it again.
01:02:09.000 I have no shame.
01:02:09.000 I want it to last longer.
01:02:11.000 I just love it.
01:02:12.000 Yeah, everybody wants to hear that right now.
01:02:14.000 People are throwing up in their car. 0.99
01:02:17.000 Thinking about you beating off all of your pasty, hairy stomach. 1.00
01:02:20.000 How dare you? 1.00
01:02:22.000 How dare you? 0.99
01:02:25.000 Well, it's good that they didn't fire this dude for beating off in the forest or whatever the fuck happened. 0.98
01:02:32.000 Doesn't seem like a bad guy. 0.94
01:02:34.000 Who is it again?
01:02:35.000 I totally forgot about whatever the hell we were talking about.
01:02:38.000 Let's call him the CNN gentleman.
01:02:39.000 We don't have to shame this person.
01:02:40.000 I ain't mad at him.
01:02:41.000 I'm just shocked.
01:02:42.000 I'm not mad at him.
01:02:42.000 I'm just shocked.
01:02:43.000 Like, you get caught with a rope around your dick and meth and you have a TV job. 1.00
01:02:48.000 Well, he could have been... 1.00
01:02:49.000 He might be gay. 0.97
01:02:51.000 And if he's gay, they might be less likely to fire him. 0.99
01:02:53.000 He played the card. 0.97
01:02:53.000 He played the card. 0.97
01:02:54.000 He played the game.
01:02:55.000 I'm good for him.
01:02:56.000 He did, you know.
01:02:57.000 Well, he's like, this is the gay community. 1.00
01:02:58.000 We don't have children to watch out for, so we like to do math and stick stuff up our ass. 1.00
01:03:02.000 I pay taxes. 0.99
01:03:03.000 What's the problem?
01:03:05.000 I didn't know there was a curfew.
01:03:06.000 That was my only problem.
01:03:08.000 That was my only problem.
01:03:09.000 I think that there are different rules. 0.60
01:03:11.000 There's different rules for gay dudes because they only have to deal with dudes.
01:03:16.000 Men clearly understand the intentions of other men, whereas men barely understand how a woman works. 0.95
01:03:23.000 We understand how they work through experience, but as far as the actual mechanism of thinking the way they think, if you are thinking in your life and living your life and you're a man, it's probably virtually impossible to really understand what it's like to be a woman.
01:03:37.000 So both of us are just trying to coexist and figure out what's okay and not okay, what gets you smacked.
01:03:43.000 That's what we're doing as men. 0.88
01:03:44.000 But gay guys don't have to do that. 0.99
01:03:46.000 Gay guys just find a hole and shove it in. 1.00
01:03:49.000 Just get together, do some meth together, and just go fucking crazy. 1.00
01:03:53.000 The cat has food. 1.00
01:03:55.000 They have the food and a little bowl of water.
01:03:58.000 The cat's going to be fine. 1.00
01:03:58.000 You don't have to feed that fucking thing. 1.00
01:04:00.000 And they just buttfuck for days. 1.00
01:04:03.000 Until they run out of carbs, and then they have to leave the house to go get groceries. 0.91
01:04:08.000 But that's alright for them, you know?
01:04:11.000 Well, meth, I don't think you need the groceries, right?
01:04:13.000 Well, this guy apparently didn't have groceries with him.
01:04:15.000 He did have meth, so you got a point. 0.86
01:04:19.000 He's just a gay dude looking to party, and that's how they party. 0.84
01:04:22.000 They party different. 0.97
01:04:23.000 They don't make people.
01:04:24.000 It's a different experience.
01:04:25.000 You don't have as much responsibility when you get home.
01:04:27.000 And, you know, he's not at work.
01:04:28.000 Let him do a little meth.
01:04:29.000 It's like an adrenaline rush. 1.00
01:04:31.000 The man wants his dick sucked! 1.00
01:04:33.000 What's the problem? 1.00
01:04:34.000 If someone wants to do it and he wants them to do it, what is the real issue?
01:04:38.000 Are we crazy?
01:04:39.000 Are we Puritans here?
01:04:40.000 Are we going back to the old days?
01:04:41.000 What's the guy do at work?
01:04:43.000 When is he at work?
01:04:43.000 Does he keep it together?
01:04:44.000 Well, fucking whatever then. 1.00
01:04:46.000 He's a pro. 1.00
01:04:47.000 Let the guy keep it together at work.
01:04:48.000 It's even more impressive that way.
01:04:50.000 Now say he's your nanny. 1.00
01:04:52.000 Well, that would be an issue.
01:04:53.000 If he kept it together at work, though.
01:04:55.000 That's a different job. 0.98
01:04:56.000 He's a gay guy, though. 0.97
01:04:57.000 But he's gay, though. 0.97
01:04:58.000 But he's a gay guy. 0.96
01:04:59.000 He's partying. 0.98
01:04:59.000 He's partying. 0.98
01:05:00.000 That's how he parties after work, Joe.
01:05:02.000 The problem is it's a baby's involved, so it's another human being.
01:05:04.000 It's completely different than if he was an accountant.
01:05:06.000 I'm just totally playing devil's advocate.
01:05:08.000 It's a good devil's advocate, but there's a responsibility of a parent to take care of a child, so it's irresponsible.
01:05:12.000 My answer is easy. 1.00
01:05:14.000 Get the fuck out of my house, man. 1.00
01:05:15.000 Don't ever fucking come back. 1.00
01:05:17.000 Don't ever come back. 0.99
01:05:18.000 Sorry. 1.00
01:05:18.000 I have a friend who has a gay nanny. 1.00
01:05:20.000 He calls him a manny, and the guy's flamboyant. 0.99
01:05:24.000 Like, nipple rings, and he's a black guy, and he's really flamboyant. 1.00
01:05:27.000 But he doesn't care. 0.98
01:05:28.000 I mean, my friend's very open-minded, and the guy's not creepy in any way.
01:05:31.000 He's just a gay guy, and he's really good at working with kids.
01:05:34.000 Like, he's very responsible with children.
01:05:36.000 He's educational.
01:05:37.000 He does art projects with them. 1.00
01:05:39.000 You know, like, he does shit with his kid. 0.99
01:05:40.000 Like, if he's got to watch his kid for a day, like, for five or six hours, a lot of things will happen. 1.00
01:05:45.000 Like, he treats it as a professional educator, almost.
01:05:47.000 So it's a very unique situation.
01:05:49.000 So I've seen it. 1.00
01:05:50.000 Guy's flamboyant as fuck. 1.00
01:05:52.000 He doesn't talk about it. 1.00
01:05:53.000 They don't have conversations about it.
01:05:54.000 He goes, I don't want to know.
01:05:55.000 I don't want to know. 0.99
01:05:56.000 But the guy's out fucking hitting it all the time. 0.99
01:06:00.000 Out there just slinging dicks in the club and then taking care of little kids all day. 1.00
01:06:05.000 For him, it seems to work. 0.98
01:06:07.000 I mean, I haven't experienced this gentleman in person.
01:06:09.000 I don't know what his personality is like, whether or not I would trust him with my kids.
01:06:13.000 God bless him.
01:06:13.000 But my friend has no problem with it.
01:06:16.000 He enjoys the exchange.
01:06:19.000 But he lives in San Francisco.
01:06:20.000 His kid's gonna be open-minded.
01:06:21.000 Yeah, my buddy lives in San Francisco, which is a completely different environment, period.
01:06:27.000 So many gay people are up there, they're undeniable.
01:06:29.000 You can't be a hater of gays. 1.00
01:06:31.000 Half the fucking people are going to run into her gay. 1.00
01:06:34.000 What about Hollywood, though? 1.00
01:06:35.000 We're in the entertainment business, man. 0.99
01:06:37.000 It's pretty gay. 0.99
01:06:38.000 It's pretty gay. 1.00
01:06:39.000 If you've got hatred for gays, you're not going to get far. 0.98
01:06:42.000 Yeah, it's not a good spot. 0.90
01:06:43.000 But you know what? 0.89
01:06:43.000 I've been accused of having hatred for gays because I make fun of them. 0.89
01:06:46.000 But everybody gets it. 0.92
01:06:48.000 You're all going to get it.
01:06:49.000 Anybody who's funny, you do something funny, you get it.
01:06:51.000 Come on, dude.
01:06:52.000 You're going to get it.
01:06:53.000 It's just a joke.
01:06:54.000 I'm going to get it for myself too.
01:06:56.000 I'll get it all over me. 0.99
01:06:58.000 It's fucking humor. 1.00
01:06:59.000 Make fun of yourself. 1.00
01:07:03.000 That's silly. 1.00
01:07:04.000 You can't be homophobic because you have a gay joke. 0.99
01:07:07.000 Or a joke about how you reacted to watching Brokeback Mountain. 0.95
01:07:13.000 That's how I reacted.
01:07:15.000 I was cringing.
01:07:16.000 I was tightened up.
01:07:17.000 I barely could stay in my seat. 0.99
01:07:19.000 When those guys were fucking in that tent, I was like, oh, Jesus! 1.00
01:07:25.000 Spit on his hand. 1.00
01:07:26.000 Oh, my God. 0.52
01:07:27.000 When he just yanked his pants down, spit on his hand. 1.00
01:07:31.000 That shit got real. 1.00
01:07:32.000 See, I've never seen it. 1.00
01:07:33.000 It was intense.
01:07:34.000 But I have a similar experience, because Sean Penn's a pretty good buddy of mine, and I've seen Milk, so that was tough.
01:07:39.000 I didn't see Milk.
01:07:40.000 I heard it was great, but it's one of those movies that slipped me by, and I just didn't see it.
01:07:43.000 No, it was a great film, but it was tough to watch him make out with dudes and get all that heavy and petty.
01:07:49.000 I was like, oh, man.
01:07:50.000 Jesus!
01:07:50.000 Oh, my God.
01:07:51.000 I get it.
01:07:52.000 I get it.
01:07:52.000 I get it.
01:07:53.000 Can't you guys just fade to black, look into each other's eyes.
01:07:55.000 A little old school. 0.99
01:07:56.000 And then, you know, hear birds chirping and fucking see the sun come up. 0.97
01:08:00.000 I love Lucy stuff. 0.97
01:08:01.000 Yeah, your alarm clock goes off.
01:08:03.000 Oh, wow.
01:08:04.000 Look at the time.
01:08:05.000 Crazy.
01:08:07.000 It always used to trip me out because I used to like that show.
01:08:10.000 It was six feet under, right?
01:08:12.000 Yeah. 0.70
01:08:12.000 And it was incredibly, a lot of gay characters in there, a lot of gay action. 0.70
01:08:16.000 But it would always bother me because if a hot chick and a dude on the show were going to go at it, it'd be just a little thing. 0.99
01:08:21.000 But if two dudes went at it, it would be a much more elongated...
01:08:25.000 Like, hang around on it kind of thing.
01:08:28.000 And you know that's on purpose.
01:08:30.000 That's so true.
01:08:31.000 Shock value.
01:08:32.000 That's so true.
01:08:32.000 It would be with the chick.
01:08:34.000 They're a little making out, a little hair pulling, then it would pan away to the window.
01:08:38.000 With the gay guys, you've got two and a half minutes of that grunting, making out, and then fade to... 1.00
01:08:47.000 Something.
01:08:48.000 And the studio has to show that they're progressive by showing you a lot of really intimate moments.
01:08:55.000 Yeah, the studio's trying to show they're progressive.
01:08:57.000 We're progressive. 1.00
01:08:58.000 We're going to show you some gay sex. 1.00
01:09:00.000 And whoever was in charge of that show is more than likely there's a couple of them that are gay and they'll be like, we're fucking with everybody right now. 1.00
01:09:06.000 Well, they're making the movie that they want to see. 1.00
01:09:08.000 Exactly.
01:09:09.000 They're making the movie that they want to see, and that's their expression.
01:09:11.000 That's what art is all about, right?
01:09:14.000 I'm just saying, if we're going to do that, let's treat it like we treat politics.
01:09:19.000 Equal time.
01:09:19.000 You know what I mean?
01:09:20.000 Equal time.
01:09:20.000 That's all I'm saying.
01:09:21.000 But they're trying to balance it out like affirmative action.
01:09:25.000 They feel like gays have been held down for a while.
01:09:27.000 You can't give it to me all in one show.
01:09:28.000 You can't do it.
01:09:30.000 Affirmative backdoor action.
01:09:31.000 You can't give it to me all in one show.
01:09:31.000 It's like they're just trying to balance it back out again.
01:09:35.000 Let things get a little gay for a while. 0.94
01:09:37.000 Equilibrium's off. 0.90
01:09:38.000 It's been a little gay for a minute. 0.99
01:09:40.000 Maybe that's what's going on with overpopulation, which means more gay people. 1.00
01:09:44.000 There you go. 1.00
01:09:44.000 Just let them slam each other. 1.00
01:09:46.000 Just get a cat, man.
01:09:47.000 You don't need a kid.
01:09:48.000 Jesus Christ.
01:09:49.000 How many people are on the 405?
01:09:51.000 Let's love each other.
01:09:52.000 Respect the people that are here.
01:09:54.000 So the 405 is moving well.
01:09:57.000 No more babies, y'all. 0.99
01:09:59.000 No more babies, y'all. 0.99
01:10:00.000 What year did you come to Los Angeles?
01:10:03.000 Originally, I was too young to even remember.
01:10:06.000 My father was a construction worker, came from the East Coast during the whole, like, Palmdale, or Simi Valley first, and then Palmdale, like, explosion.
01:10:14.000 Oh, wow.
01:10:15.000 So I came, and then I went back, because things kind of went poorly for him a little while, and then a year or so later, we came back, because he stayed, and, like, he was building, like I said, Simi Valley, and so I've been here since, you know, 70s.
01:10:28.000 70s, wow.
01:10:29.000 So, do you remember driving on the roads back then at all?
01:10:33.000 Is it hard to remember?
01:10:34.000 No, not really.
01:10:35.000 Not really hard to remember?
01:10:36.000 No, not that hard.
01:10:37.000 What was the traffic like?
01:10:38.000 Nothing compared to what?
01:10:40.000 It was nothing, right?
01:10:40.000 It changed in, like, late 80s.
01:10:43.000 You ever go to Jerry's Deli and see those old pictures that they have on the wall? 0.97
01:10:46.000 Of what it was like here in the 1920s and shit? 0.93
01:10:50.000 That's why I love movies like Chinatown, when you get to see... 0.99
01:10:53.000 My house is in Chinatown.
01:10:55.000 And the valley was just orange groves. 0.99
01:10:58.000 Fucking weird, man. 0.99
01:11:00.000 It's crazy. 0.99
01:11:00.000 It's really weird. 0.99
01:11:02.000 But that's not that long ago, man. 0.99
01:11:04.000 What the fuck is happening? 0.98
01:11:06.000 And it's expanding. 0.99
01:11:07.000 Well, you know why they took away all the orange groves, right?
01:11:09.000 Because they just stopped growing well.
01:11:11.000 Why? 1.00
01:11:12.000 Because, you know, fucking... 1.00
01:11:14.000 No rain? 1.00
01:11:14.000 No water? 1.00
01:11:15.000 No, we're not going to talk about that.
01:11:16.000 What is this?
01:11:17.000 It'll be a whole new...
01:11:18.000 It'll open up a whole can of worms. 0.99
01:11:19.000 I forgot.
01:11:20.000 I forgot.
01:11:21.000 A whole can of worms don't work.
01:11:23.000 Me and you will argue about it.
01:11:24.000 Geoengineering?
01:11:25.000 No, no, no.
01:11:26.000 It has to do with radiation.
01:11:27.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:11:29.000 Don't worry about that.
01:11:30.000 That's what I'm telling you.
01:11:31.000 We've had that argument already, man.
01:11:32.000 We've had that argument already.
01:11:33.000 It's not an argument, man.
01:11:34.000 Look, I'm no scientist and neither are you.
01:11:36.000 It's just what I've read from scientists.
01:11:38.000 Debate.
01:11:38.000 Yeah.
01:11:39.000 It's a discussion about some shit that neither one of us are attached to. 0.99
01:11:43.000 No. 1.00
01:11:46.000 But the area, like Calabasas area and shit, was like ranches. 1.00
01:11:52.000 It was like horse ranches and shit. 0.98
01:11:54.000 It's weird, because when you go there now, like the 405 all the way up to the 101 and the 101 all the way through Encino and shit, that thing is thick with people. 0.99
01:12:03.000 Thick with people every day.
01:12:05.000 The amount of people that live in the valley now, it's just like slowly spreading itself.
01:12:11.000 Until what?
01:12:12.000 Does it stop? 0.94
01:12:12.000 I mean, if it moves this far in 50 fucking years, what does it do in 500 years? 0.94
01:12:16.000 I mean, is there any land left in 500 years? 0.98
01:12:18.000 Has anybody measured how far cities are spreading and what the fuck happens in a thousand years from now?
01:12:23.000 It'll just be like one of those what they call mega cities.
01:12:26.000 You know, like San Francisco to San Diego will just basically be... 0.97
01:12:30.000 That's gonna suck. 0.88
01:12:31.000 It's gonna.
01:12:32.000 There's no way to grow tomatoes when there's just nothing but people all the way up the coast.
01:12:35.000 So who's gonna cull our herd?
01:12:38.000 That's an unfortunate way of looking at reality, but it's true. 0.61
01:12:43.000 It's like, I mean, I don't know.
01:12:46.000 There's studies that say that the more time passes, the more education...
01:12:51.000 People receive, the more the economy bounces out, the less children people will have, and actually they run into a problem of the population slipping. 0.87
01:13:02.000 I have heard that as well from people way fucking smarter than me on the subject. 0.96
01:13:06.000 I love that Mike Judge movie, Idiocracy. 0.95
01:13:11.000 Because it's like the smart people are deciding to have less babies and have them at the right time. 1.00
01:13:16.000 It's like stupid people are just having fucking baby after baby after baby. 0.99
01:13:20.000 They're actually saying that that's like a trend in society like that's what happens when cities start developing and people start getting educated and they start getting careers they have started having kids later and later and then literally you run into a situation where you could have like too few people like that could happen in industrialized nations but then you get places like China which is crazy fucked up because you have Like, 1.00
01:13:43.000 70% boys? 0.72
01:13:44.000 Something nutty like that?
01:13:45.000 Because everybody can only have one kid?
01:13:47.000 So everybody wants to have a boy?
01:13:48.000 So, like, they're aborting females. 1.00
01:13:51.000 I've heard all kinds of crazy shit they're doing if you have females. 1.00
01:13:53.000 But the fact that these poor boys are growing up and there's no chicks. 0.99
01:13:56.000 Like, nobody thought that through.
01:13:58.000 You can have more than one kid, but it's like extreme luxury taxes on it.
01:14:02.000 Oh, is that what it is?
01:14:03.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
01:14:04.000 Like, you pay enough money, you can have more than one kid.
01:14:07.000 Oh, that's even prettier.
01:14:07.000 The point being, people don't have that kind of bread, so they wind up only having one kid.
01:14:11.000 But that's even creepier.
01:14:12.000 Like, you have to pay to have another child.
01:14:13.000 And what happens if you don't?
01:14:15.000 Do you owe them?
01:14:15.000 Like, what if you just have the kid?
01:14:17.000 Oh, yeah, no, I saw a whole thing kind of on this.
01:14:19.000 I don't know if it was Vice or one of those kind of, like, documentary-ish type things.
01:14:23.000 And it was like, you know, there's a whole, like, black market for babies and stuff in China.
01:14:27.000 It's, like, crazy.
01:14:30.000 Did you hear about that lady that had a baby inside of her body for like 20 years and she didn't know it? 1.00
01:14:34.000 And it was calcified?
01:14:36.000 Ew.
01:14:36.000 No.
01:14:37.000 She apparently, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:38.000 I just pulled it up.
01:14:39.000 Brian, go to my Twitter.
01:14:40.000 It's on my Twitter.
01:14:41.000 I just tweeted this. 1.00
01:14:42.000 This is the craziest fucking shit. 1.00
01:14:43.000 Have you tweeted that? 1.00
01:14:44.000 Because I think I would have paid attention.
01:14:45.000 There's some you do, I'm like, I don't care about that.
01:14:47.000 Yeah.
01:14:48.000 And then there's ones that I'm like, ooh, that's very intriguing.
01:14:50.000 Let me read that.
01:14:51.000 If you go to the second one down on my Twitter, woman pregnant for 46 years gives birth to a mummy. 0.99
01:14:57.000 She gave birth to a calcified baby.
01:14:59.000 Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse or something right there?
01:15:02.000 It's pretty crazy, dude.
01:15:03.000 That's a baby that turned into a calcium rock.
01:15:07.000 Wow.
01:15:08.000 She was 26 years old, and she was taken to the hospital, and she was supposed to get a cesarean section.
01:15:14.000 That lady there is 26? 1.00
01:15:17.000 No!
01:15:17.000 No, for 46 years it was in her body.
01:15:20.000 So she's like, 46. You're lying, bitch! 1.00
01:15:24.000 No, I was trying to do all that math. 1.00
01:15:26.000 Like, you said 46 years, but she's 26 years old.
01:15:28.000 She looks 90. She is 72. At the age of 26. She got pregnant.
01:15:35.000 She's taken to the hospital.
01:15:35.000 She's the one on the right, by the way.
01:15:37.000 She was pregnant at 26. So that was...
01:15:41.000 That's ridiculous. 0.80
01:15:44.000 46 years ago. 0.91
01:15:45.000 So she's 72. Wow, dude.
01:15:46.000 And she went into labor for 48 hours with no sign of the baby, so she needed to have a C-section, but she wouldn't do it.
01:15:53.000 So she left the hospital.
01:15:55.000 They wanted to keep the baby alive.
01:15:56.000 The only way to do it was a C-section.
01:15:58.000 She said no.
01:15:58.000 So the baby died inside of her, and she stayed alive.
01:16:02.000 And the baby never came out of her box.
01:16:04.000 So it stayed inside of her body and calcified. 0.98
01:16:07.000 And then she's in serious fucking pain, and she goes to the hospital, and they found out that she had been living with this calcified illness. 0.98
01:16:16.000 Baby inside of her body for 46 years. 0.99
01:16:19.000 Can you imagine going down on that? 1.00
01:16:21.000 The smell must have been like a tombstone covered in shit. 1.00
01:16:26.000 God, you smell like dead babies and fish. 1.00
01:16:29.000 How do you not know that's in your fucking guts? 1.00
01:16:31.000 Yeah, I mean, it's a fetus. 1.00
01:16:33.000 So she was supposed to have a baby. 0.54
01:16:35.000 Think about how big a baby is when it's born.
01:16:37.000 But there's a person's hand in the picture.
01:16:39.000 That thing is this big.
01:16:41.000 It's huge.
01:16:41.000 Yeah, it's huge.
01:16:42.000 It's a baby. 1.00
01:16:43.000 How do you not know it's in your fucking guts? 1.00
01:16:45.000 Well, it's really sad. 1.00
01:16:46.000 It's really sad because the thing tried to live outside of her body.
01:16:51.000 It was passing through.
01:16:52.000 It couldn't get all the way through, so it tried to stay alive inside of her body.
01:16:56.000 And then her body just shut it down and then just started digesting it or changing it into calcifying it.
01:17:03.000 I guess when your body finds something foreign inside of it, sometimes it'll coat it in materials that it creates, I guess, a naturally occurring thing.
01:17:16.000 What if it's just in a cocoon and it's like this antichrist is about to creep out of it? 0.98
01:17:23.000 Scientists listening to me describe that are probably fucking cringing right now and I apologize for being retarded. 0.99
01:17:27.000 It looks like snake poop. 0.99
01:17:28.000 It looks gross.
01:17:29.000 Now we know where McRib comes from. 1.00
01:17:33.000 Brian, shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:17:34.000 You just ruined the McRib for me, dude. 1.00
01:17:36.000 Do you eat McRibs? 1.00
01:17:37.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
01:17:38.000 Do you know why they're only limited edition? 0.99
01:17:41.000 Because once in a while, the actual cost of rib goes down and up the stock market, and so they just buy a shitload at that time.
01:17:49.000 Is that even ribbed at what that is?
01:17:51.000 It doesn't look like it has any bones or anything like that.
01:17:53.000 Particle meat.
01:17:54.000 Yeah, it's not good for you.
01:17:58.000 It's just, you know, you can't have this many people and have real old-time barbecue places be the only place where you can get some food.
01:18:07.000 It's just too many people.
01:18:10.000 The way we have it set up, you're going to have to have some quick food. 0.99
01:18:13.000 I'm going to be able to pull in, get a stupid cheeseburger, and drive off because I'm busy. 0.99
01:18:17.000 Or maybe that's just how they're culling the herd. 1.00
01:18:20.000 What, by McDonald's?
01:18:22.000 Poisonous.
01:18:22.000 Big scandal?
01:18:23.000 Are you wearing a tinfoil hat under that camouflage?
01:18:25.000 It's all about eugenics today. 0.96
01:18:27.000 I went there the other day and they only have two sizes now.
01:18:29.000 They got rid of small.
01:18:30.000 I'm like, can I get a small meal?
01:18:33.000 And then they were like, we only have medium and large.
01:18:36.000 They're not small, dude.
01:18:37.000 Small gives you a bad impression. 0.99
01:18:38.000 There's another spot that just threw all sizes out, and it's just like, well, we only have, like, the big, stupid, extra-large one now, because it's a dollar. 0.99
01:18:44.000 They're all dollar anyway, so here. 0.99
01:18:46.000 Yeah, I bet men want, like, small.
01:18:48.000 They don't want to buy a small. 0.99
01:18:49.000 I'm going to buy a fucking small. 0.99
01:18:50.000 I'll buy a small every day. 1.00
01:18:51.000 I don't want a small.
01:18:52.000 I want a small. 0.99
01:18:53.000 What about dicks? 0.99
01:18:54.000 Whoa, Jesus Christ, son. 0.99
01:18:55.000 I buy a Happy Meal.
01:18:56.000 I get the Smurfs. 0.97
01:18:57.000 No one's buying dicks. 0.99
01:18:58.000 How dare you? 0.97
01:18:58.000 They're the cheeseburgers. 0.97
01:19:00.000 Dicks in Seattle.
01:19:01.000 Yeah, no one wants to buy a small cheeseburger.
01:19:02.000 You ever had Dicks in Seattle?
01:19:03.000 No, what is it?
01:19:04.000 You ain't had Dicks in Seattle?
01:19:05.000 You never had Dicks?
01:19:06.000 You need to eat a bag of Dicks from Seattle, dude.
01:19:08.000 Is that that place where there's always a line in front of it?
01:19:11.000 A little burger spot, yeah.
01:19:13.000 That place looks...
01:19:14.000 I went there twice.
01:19:15.000 Passed by.
01:19:16.000 I never went there.
01:19:17.000 But passed by.
01:19:17.000 Big line.
01:19:18.000 Both times.
01:19:19.000 It's good. 0.95
01:19:19.000 No dick. 0.95
01:19:21.000 It's dicks. 1.00
01:19:22.000 No dick for Joe. 1.00
01:19:23.000 I would do it. 1.00
01:19:24.000 I'm not scared. 0.99
01:19:25.000 I'm not scared of dicks. 0.99
01:19:26.000 You gotta do it just so you can say you ate dicks in Seattle, dude. 1.00
01:19:29.000 I would say I ate at dicks so I wouldn't confuse the fuck out of people. 0.99
01:19:33.000 There's nothing wrong with being gay, but you don't have to be gay when there's no gayness. 0.99
01:19:36.000 You know, I mean, if it's there, it's there, okay?
01:19:39.000 So you don't want to push the gay. 1.00
01:19:41.000 Ah, look, I don't mind.
01:19:42.000 It doesn't bother me, dude.
01:19:44.000 Or you do, maybe you do.
01:19:45.000 I'm like eight in my mind, so it's okay, dude.
01:19:47.000 I'm eight in my mind, too.
01:19:48.000 I'm barely eight.
01:19:49.000 I'm seven.
01:19:50.000 I'm flying, I'm eight.
01:19:50.000 I got a month from my eight birthday.
01:19:52.000 That's why you got that little homophobia about me saying you ate dicks in Seattle, you know what I mean? 0.99
01:19:56.000 If you had the dicks. 0.99
01:19:57.000 I just don't want to confuse people. 0.99
01:19:59.000 It's all...
01:20:00.000 I'm not...
01:20:00.000 Dom Herrera's got my favorite line about gays.
01:20:02.000 You think people would really get confused, Joe?
01:20:04.000 No.
01:20:04.000 You think you'd really confuse any folks out there?
01:20:07.000 I'm joking, obviously.
01:20:07.000 Dom Herrera has the best line about that.
01:20:10.000 He goes, I wish I was gay, just so I could come out of the closet. 1.00
01:20:12.000 That's how much I give a fuck. 1.00
01:20:14.000 He's like, I really do. 1.00
01:20:15.000 I wish I was gay. 0.99
01:20:16.000 I wish I could tell people I was gay. 0.55
01:20:19.000 And he's not lying!
01:20:20.000 Like, when he says it, you know, he's a dude who's lived a long-ass life. 0.97
01:20:24.000 He gives zero fucks. 0.90
01:20:26.000 Yeah, he's awesome. 0.94
01:20:27.000 It's so funny when he says that, too.
01:20:29.000 I wish I was gay. 0.99
01:20:31.000 He's totally serious. 0.78
01:20:32.000 Totally sober. 0.99
01:20:33.000 Gives zero fucks. 0.98
01:20:38.000 I think it's almost like an intelligence test. 1.00
01:20:40.000 If you really give a fuck that someone's gay. 1.00
01:20:42.000 I would like to see that just so I know who's stupid. 1.00
01:20:45.000 Who's blaring out? 1.00
01:20:47.000 Who's angry? 0.98
01:20:49.000 Who's holding up the God hates fag signs? 1.00
01:20:51.000 I want to know where you are. 1.00
01:20:54.000 Because most of them are probably gay themselves and just scared of it. 0.95
01:20:57.000 Terrified inside that they're gay. 1.00
01:20:59.000 Huge number. 0.98
01:21:00.000 Huge number. 1.00
01:21:01.000 Huge number of hypocritical fuckheads. 1.00
01:21:03.000 I think it's like they think they're gonna throw people off. 1.00
01:21:06.000 Like, these gays, we got a problem with these gays. 1.00
01:21:08.000 Billy would never say that if he was actually gay. 0.99
01:21:11.000 You know, I'm telling you, the guy's gay. 1.00
01:21:12.000 He sucks my cock. 1.00
01:21:17.000 For whatever reason, but it's a weird thing when you find other people are hating on gays and then they do gay shit. 1.00
01:21:22.000 Like the Ted Haggard thing, remember that? 1.00
01:21:24.000 That was that big case where the guy was like this. 0.98
01:21:26.000 He had like a fucking, like a sports stadium filled with people every weekend. 0.99
01:21:31.000 Like a megachurch guy. 1.00
01:21:34.000 Those megachurch dudes are scary. 1.00
01:21:36.000 You know those dudes that control those gigantic, huge ass fucking arenas filled with people. 1.00
01:21:41.000 Have you ever watched some of those on TV? Yes, sir. 1.00
01:21:45.000 He's the guy who got caught with, like, he had the meth, too, in, like, a hotel room.
01:21:49.000 Yeah.
01:21:49.000 Isn't he on, like, there's a crazy, like, documentary on HBO where they have, like, the school where they're, like, preparing, like...
01:21:55.000 Youngsters for Christian jihad. 1.00
01:21:58.000 You're talking about a different thing, but I know what you're talking about.
01:22:00.000 That guy was involved in it before the scandal.
01:22:02.000 Yes, he was.
01:22:03.000 Yes, he was.
01:22:04.000 Yeah, you're right.
01:22:05.000 You're right.
01:22:06.000 What is the name of that documentary?
01:22:09.000 I got it on my iTunes.
01:22:09.000 The same chick who followed around the presidents for HBO did the thing.
01:22:15.000 I forget what it's called.
01:22:16.000 Yeah.
01:22:17.000 I love all that stuff.
01:22:18.000 Documentary.
01:22:18.000 I hate when I can't remember.
01:22:20.000 I'm so stupid. 0.95
01:22:21.000 Didn't y'all tell me I threw out a website here once and it, like, crashed because everybody went to it? 0.98
01:22:26.000 Oh, that definitely happens.
01:22:28.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:22:29.000 God damn it. 0.99
01:22:30.000 Like, the website to buy your new CD? Sure. 0.99
01:22:33.000 Who was in this movie?
01:22:35.000 Ah.
01:22:37.000 In the movie?
01:22:38.000 Yeah.
01:22:38.000 Who created it?
01:22:39.000 Do you have any idea?
01:22:40.000 It's a documentary. 0.99
01:22:42.000 God damn it. 1.00
01:22:44.000 She's like the daughter of somebody in Congress or something like that. 0.99
01:22:48.000 I almost want to say Nancy Pelosi's daughter or something like that, but I don't think that's right.
01:22:53.000 Yeah.
01:22:54.000 It might be, because I think it's something Pelosi.
01:22:58.000 Oh man, you're killing me. 0.81
01:23:03.000 Dude, that's the stoner reach, dude. 0.86
01:23:05.000 That's the stoner Google right there in my mind. 1.00
01:23:06.000 I'm trying to remember this fucking movie. 1.00
01:23:09.000 If anybody hears this and they know what the fuck... 1.00
01:23:11.000 Somebody's screaming right now. 0.99
01:23:13.000 Somebody's saying, I know what that is!
01:23:14.000 I usually have it on my laptop, but this is a new laptop.
01:23:17.000 I don't even have it on here.
01:23:19.000 It's one of my favorite movies about...
01:23:23.000 Camp!
01:23:23.000 Jesus Camp!
01:23:24.000 Yeah, there you go, Jesus Camp.
01:23:26.000 I had to remember.
01:23:27.000 Thank God.
01:23:28.000 Thank God.
01:23:28.000 This is one of my favorite, like, crazy people movies.
01:23:31.000 Jesus Camp's a brilliant movie.
01:23:32.000 And they did it...
01:23:33.000 Scary.
01:23:34.000 Yeah, and they did it, like, they just showed you what was going on.
01:23:37.000 I mean, that's what they did.
01:23:38.000 They just showed you what was going on.
01:23:39.000 They didn't give you any editorial flair to it, no narration.
01:23:42.000 They just showed you what these people feel like they're doing, how they need to raise Christians in the same way these jihadists are being raised. 0.84
01:23:49.000 You know, I mean, this woman compares suicide bombers, you know, and that they're starting them off young, so we need to start our Christian warriors off young, because they're right. 1.00
01:23:56.000 This is what Jesus wants. 1.00
01:23:58.000 They're fucking crazy. 1.00
01:24:01.000 The shit they say to these little kids. 1.00
01:24:02.000 And the founder of the whole thing was that guy. 1.00
01:24:05.000 Yes, he was a big part of it.
01:24:07.000 Why isn't that a terrorist organization?
01:24:09.000 It is.
01:24:10.000 It is.
01:24:10.000 It's just it doesn't get labeled as one.
01:24:12.000 You know, I mean, Jesus can't.
01:24:14.000 Because they haven't done anything yet.
01:24:15.000 When one of those kids does something 15 years from now...
01:24:19.000 Well, that camp, that whole thing, conservative Christians were against it.
01:24:23.000 Radio hosts who are Christian, who are conservative, they were like, this is indoctrination. 1.00
01:24:28.000 What you're doing is you're making radicals.
01:24:31.000 You're not educating them about God and about love and about what the Bible says.
01:24:36.000 You guys, you're making soldiers for Christ, admittedly.
01:24:40.000 Extremists.
01:24:41.000 Stop. 1.00
01:24:41.000 So conservative Christians were like, you guys are going too fucking far. 1.00
01:24:45.000 But these idiots, their idea was that if the jihadists do it and what they believe in is wrong, we should do the same thing because we're right. 1.00
01:24:53.000 You're like, whoa, that's some fucking logic right there. 1.00
01:24:56.000 And they're allowed to raise kids. 0.99
01:24:58.000 It's a brilliant movie.
01:25:00.000 Yeah, check it out.
01:25:01.000 So they closed down that ministry.
01:25:03.000 Good.
01:25:04.000 They closed down because of this movie.
01:25:07.000 This wasn't even something that Christians wanted. 0.99
01:25:09.000 This was just like, you guys gotta fucking take it down a notch. 0.97
01:25:12.000 Who did make it? 0.94
01:25:12.000 Who was the person that made it? 0.94
01:25:14.000 The director's name is...
01:25:17.000 It's two people.
01:25:18.000 Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady.
01:25:20.000 They're the directors.
01:25:21.000 I was wrong.
01:25:22.000 I was wrong about who made it then.
01:25:23.000 Yeah, and they're also the producers. 0.73
01:25:25.000 It's just fucking brilliant. 0.70
01:25:26.000 They did an awesome job with it. 0.93
01:25:28.000 Yeah, that scared me when I saw that the first time.
01:25:30.000 Well, it's, you know, when you realize how easy it is to shape a child's mind, it becomes really scary.
01:25:36.000 Not only that, but how many like-minded people said that's a good idea and started their own little version of that somewhere, you know what I mean?
01:25:43.000 Sure. 0.94
01:25:44.000 I mean, how many people are homeschooling their kid because they want their kid to be nutty and not influenced by the ridiculous Dems and Libs who are teaching in school? 0.98
01:25:52.000 You know, there's a lot of people out there doing that. 0.97
01:25:54.000 Or science.
01:25:54.000 Not exposing their children to other ideologies because they're worried that it might catch...
01:25:59.000 You know, not treating your child as if it's a growing person and exposing them and finding what their groove is.
01:26:05.000 No, no, [...
01:26:07.000 We're going to sit down in this kitchen table and I'm going to teach you about the Lord. 1.00
01:26:10.000 All this shit about evolution is bullshit, okay? 0.99
01:26:13.000 There's never been a single piece of evidence points to Earth being more than 10,000 years old. 1.00
01:26:17.000 That's exactly what the Bible says as well. 1.00
01:26:19.000 People, you know, fucking learn that shit. 1.00
01:26:21.000 And then you get to polls where they did a Gallup poll that said 50%, 46% of America believes the Earth is less than 10,000 years old. 1.00
01:26:28.000 Wow.
01:26:30.000 That's real.
01:26:31.000 Wow.
01:26:32.000 That's real.
01:26:34.000 So that's like, I don't know how long that's going to be around for.
01:26:39.000 I have a feeling that as internet access gets to more and more places and more people get educated, that kind of thinking is probably going to go away within the next 20 or 30 years.
01:26:48.000 I really don't see how you can keep it up.
01:26:50.000 It just seems to be at a certain point in time we're going to invent some sort of technology that's even more pervasive than just looking things up.
01:26:57.000 Just looking things up on a computer.
01:26:59.000 No one ever thought of that four or five hundred years ago.
01:27:01.000 No one ever thought that would be possible.
01:27:02.000 To us, this is everyday occurrence.
01:27:04.000 I think there's going to be a next step in the evolution of technology that's going to allow you to access information without actually looking things up.
01:27:10.000 You're going to be able to just get it in your head.
01:27:12.000 However, show it somehow in your head. 1.00
01:27:14.000 And when that happens, there's not going to be any room for this shit. 1.00
01:27:18.000 Who was it? 0.99
01:27:19.000 Were we having the conversation about technology?
01:27:22.000 About Kurzweil?
01:27:22.000 Yeah, Kurzweil.
01:27:23.000 Exactly.
01:27:25.000 Tell them what we were talking about.
01:27:26.000 About Transcendent Man and that documentary.
01:27:29.000 Just talking about how technology evolves exponentially rather than linearly and how pretty soon we're going to have nanotechnology and all that whole conversation.
01:27:37.000 I interviewed him for my sci-fi show.
01:27:39.000 I got to talk to him for over an hour. 0.97
01:27:41.000 It was fucking awesome, man. 1.00
01:27:42.000 That shit's crazy. 1.00
01:27:42.000 It was amazing. 1.00
01:27:43.000 I mean, it's math.
01:27:45.000 Well, he's also predicted everything.
01:27:48.000 He predicted the search engine way before it existed.
01:27:51.000 He predicted the internet before it existed.
01:27:53.000 He created voice recognition software. 0.98
01:27:55.000 I mean, this motherfucker's been around for a long time, breaking down what's happening as far as technological trends. 0.98
01:28:02.000 He makes great keyboards, too. 0.99
01:28:03.000 He does.
01:28:04.000 He makes keyboards.
01:28:05.000 Isn't that incredible?
01:28:05.000 I mean, he's just like a super genius.
01:28:07.000 He's also made e-book software for laptops.
01:28:11.000 I saw him...
01:28:13.000 He invents things. 1.00
01:28:15.000 He's like invented a bunch of different shit. 0.98
01:28:17.000 It's just a constantly thinking super genius type character and picking his brain It's not like picking the brain of just some average asshole who's gonna like tell you some shitty read on Scientific America This is a guy who's actually making these discoveries. 0.99
01:28:31.000 This is a guy who's actually been involved in many technological innovations that have like really benefited people in a big leap and Absolutely. 0.99
01:28:39.000 And he's telling you about the future, and you're like, holy shit! 0.98
01:28:43.000 All from, like, a fear of death, too. 0.99
01:28:44.000 He's like, really, he doesn't want to die.
01:28:46.000 He wants to live forever.
01:28:47.000 He wants to bring his dad back.
01:28:48.000 Yeah, he wants to bring his dad back.
01:28:50.000 How crazy is that?
01:28:51.000 Yeah, the vitamins and all that.
01:28:54.000 Well, he thinks that we're going to get to a certain point in time where you are not going to be a single autonomous body function thing.
01:29:02.000 You're not going to be a single body, like a flesh and bone, blood.
01:29:06.000 You're not going to be that.
01:29:07.000 You're going to be a combination of tissue and artificial creations, whether it's artificial blood cells.
01:29:14.000 I already am.
01:29:15.000 Yeah, you are with your heart.
01:29:17.000 It's true.
01:29:17.000 For folks who don't know, Everlast had a heart situation where they put a...
01:29:20.000 I have a titanium heart valve.
01:29:22.000 And it goes like tick, [... 0.99
01:29:24.000 It's fucking wild, man. 0.99
01:29:26.000 So you're living proof. 1.00
01:29:27.000 I'm bionic.
01:29:27.000 And what he's saying is that this is just one step.
01:29:29.000 And that in the future, you're going to have a better version of your body than your body.
01:29:35.000 And so they're going to be able to figure out how to get your consciousness into this super body.
01:29:39.000 This Wolverine... 0.99
01:29:41.000 Adamantium, skeleton, bone, fucking whoosh, swords come out of your knuckles. 1.00
01:29:45.000 Light me up. 1.00
01:29:45.000 Yeah, that's coming. 1.00
01:29:46.000 Downloading your consciousness basically into a hard drive.
01:29:49.000 Yeah.
01:29:50.000 And improving the body.
01:29:51.000 And if you could download your consciousness into a hard drive, the guy's theory is basically you're going to live forever.
01:29:56.000 It gets criticized, though, we should say.
01:29:58.000 A lot of people say you're never going to be able to download consciousness, no hard drive.
01:30:01.000 They say that the human personality is so complex and based on so many different factors, like how much hormones were in your system at a certain time?
01:30:10.000 What stress level were you under?
01:30:11.000 How much cortisone were you getting? 0.99
01:30:13.000 There's a lot of shit involved about trying to develop a human being from scratch to an adult. 0.99
01:30:20.000 So many steps take place. 0.99
01:30:22.000 Yeah.
01:30:22.000 So the idea that you could actually recreate that and have anything as enjoyable as a person.
01:30:26.000 It's tough to believe.
01:30:27.000 It's tough to believe.
01:30:28.000 I mean, I guess if you could mathematically calculate how many bad times you want to inject into a person's consciousness and memory and then create them over like a gigantic computer process where you're literally inventing memories.
01:30:44.000 Algorithms all there.
01:30:45.000 Yeah, to give them this adaptive technology, you know, that allows them to pretend to have lived a rich and wonderful life, and then you get like this really wise old dude, but really someone, he made him in a lab, and it only took an hour, and they pop open the metal top, 0.97
01:31:01.000 and he comes out all steamy and shit, and just dropping science on you with his fake brain. 0.67
01:31:06.000 Yeah, but with no bad experiences. 1.00
01:31:08.000 No bad experiences, total poser.
01:31:10.000 Yeah, how fun is that going to be?
01:31:12.000 Maybe it'll be amazing. 0.99
01:31:14.000 Maybe he'll be like fucking Dr. Manhattan and he'll be so dope he won't give a fuck. 0.99
01:31:18.000 Maybe he'll be the most interesting man in the world. 1.00
01:31:20.000 Yeah, fuck the Dos Equis guy. 1.00
01:31:21.000 He'll be a righteous prick. 1.00
01:31:22.000 Hey, dude, I never told you my story about him. 0.98
01:31:24.000 The Dos Equis guy?
01:31:25.000 Yeah.
01:31:25.000 Did you meet him?
01:31:26.000 Yes.
01:31:27.000 Dude, he's like 5'1".
01:31:29.000 Like short, maybe 5'4", something like that.
01:31:32.000 His name is like something very Jewish.
01:31:36.000 He's a Jewish guy?
01:31:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:38.000 And he told me he worked at a hardware store on Lincoln in Venice.
01:31:44.000 He probably doesn't anymore because of the gang.
01:31:46.000 That's, I think, where he was working when he got the gang.
01:31:49.000 But that's not even his voice, dude.
01:31:51.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
01:31:52.000 So they done it?
01:31:53.000 I don't always drink beer.
01:31:55.000 That's not his voice, dude.
01:31:56.000 That's hilarious.
01:31:57.000 I always drink Dos Equis, my friends.
01:31:59.000 Stay thirsty.
01:32:00.000 Yeah.
01:32:02.000 Sweet guy!
01:32:03.000 I'm not saying anything bad about him, but here's the story.
01:32:06.000 We were playing in the Playboy Mansion for some charity event, and they come back to the backstage, and it's like, yo, the most interesting man here in the world is here, and he'd like to meet y'all.
01:32:14.000 And we always loved those commercials. 0.98
01:32:16.000 We were the clown on them all the time, so we're like, oh, fuck, yeah, he's got to come back here. 0.99
01:32:19.000 It's on Facebook. 0.99
01:32:20.000 We got pictures of it.
01:32:21.000 Wow.
01:32:22.000 That's cool.
01:32:22.000 But he comes in, and we're all taking all these pictures, and he's like, yeah, hey, guys, how you doing?
01:32:26.000 I'm so excited.
01:32:29.000 Leo Feinstein!
01:32:30.000 It was literally something like that.
01:32:32.000 It wasn't exactly that, but it was so like...
01:32:35.000 Someone should overdub it.
01:32:37.000 I was just like, man, if that was me, I would be milking that to the nth degree, man.
01:32:42.000 I would walk in and be like, my friends.
01:32:44.000 You know what I mean?
01:32:45.000 I'd at least fake it.
01:32:46.000 All you have to do is be on a commercial with a bunch of hot chicks like that and like a yacht and a Ferrari and drinking and mountain climbing and you go somewhere and people just gravitate towards you. 0.98
01:32:56.000 That's the dude who had all the cool shit in that show. 0.84
01:32:59.000 Yeah, but you gotta be that guy, my friends. 0.69
01:33:02.000 It wasn't that.
01:33:03.000 It was like this little guy.
01:33:04.000 Hey, how are you guys?
01:33:06.000 How you doing?
01:33:07.000 Hey! 0.99
01:33:07.000 You want to have a drink? 0.99
01:33:09.000 Maybe he needs to change it.
01:33:11.000 Maybe he needs to bring it back.
01:33:12.000 And then when I saw the commercial that night, I got home from the gig, and the commercial came on, and I realized the voice was overdubbed.
01:33:20.000 I was like, oh, man.
01:33:21.000 It doesn't seem like it is.
01:33:22.000 Joe got it.
01:33:23.000 Joe got it right there.
01:33:24.000 It seems really...
01:33:25.000 Hilarious.
01:33:26.000 Who wants spritzers? 1.00
01:33:29.000 Wow, there's a picture of him.
01:33:31.000 Oh my goodness.
01:33:32.000 You like beer?
01:33:33.000 You want beer with his glass?
01:33:35.000 Yeah.
01:33:35.000 Is that what everybody?
01:33:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33:37.000 It's this one.
01:33:38.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
01:33:38.000 Little guy.
01:33:39.000 Yeah, it seems like a nice guy though.
01:33:41.000 Nice, super nice guy.
01:33:42.000 I'm not even trying to throw him under the bus.
01:33:44.000 It was just one of those things where we were so pumped and it was just like kind of one of those letdowns where you're like, oh man.
01:33:49.000 Oh, I've experienced that personally.
01:33:50.000 People think that when they meet me. 1.00
01:33:52.000 Like, they go, he's short as fuck, dude. 0.99
01:33:54.000 I'm like, oh, this is what I am. 0.99
01:33:56.000 Sorry.
01:33:56.000 You should put him in a yoke.
01:33:58.000 Like, what was that clip I saw you, like, was it Fear Factor?
01:34:01.000 Were you, like, put a guy in a yoke, like one of the contestants?
01:34:03.000 Yeah, I thought he was going to hit me.
01:34:04.000 He was a guy that, he had a little bit of a history with violence.
01:34:07.000 He had, on one show, he'd thrown his wife down, and on another show, he'd attacked a counselor.
01:34:12.000 So they'd actually warned me about him before he did the show.
01:34:15.000 And his wife came back from a stunt and hit a guy. 0.99
01:34:19.000 And I told her, I go, hey, you know, because they would yell at each other and scream at each other and shit. 1.00
01:34:23.000 I mean, it was really embarrassing. 1.00
01:34:24.000 Like, you fucking idiot! 1.00
01:34:25.000 It's right there! 1.00
01:34:26.000 Go fucking get it! 1.00
01:34:27.000 Screaming at each other. 1.00
01:34:28.000 And so one of the dudes on the show was heckling them while they were competing.
01:34:32.000 And so the woman comes back and punches the dude who's heckling her. 1.00
01:34:36.000 Like punches him right into somebody really hard.
01:34:38.000 So I go, hey, you can't...
01:34:39.000 I go, just because you hit your husband doesn't mean you can go around hitting other people.
01:34:42.000 You can't hit other contestants.
01:34:44.000 And then the husband gets in my face, and I was like...
01:34:47.000 Yeah, I saw that.
01:34:47.000 I pushed him away a couple times.
01:34:49.000 They didn't show all of it.
01:34:50.000 I pushed him away a couple times, and he kept getting closer to me, and I was like, this guy's going to escalate, so I'm just going to grab him.
01:34:56.000 So I just grabbed the back of his neck.
01:34:57.000 Pulled his head down.
01:34:58.000 I felt like, first of all, he's going to feel what it's like to get ragdolled, and he's not going to like that. 1.00
01:35:03.000 And maybe that'll calm him down if I don't do anything to him.
01:35:05.000 So I just grabbed his head, and I just held on to him a little bit. 0.93
01:35:08.000 But that way, also, if he hits me, I'm just going to smash him. 0.99
01:35:10.000 Just drop a knee on him. 1.00
01:35:11.000 Yeah.
01:35:12.000 When you're holding a guy's head, you basically own him. 0.68
01:35:14.000 You watch Anderson Silva fight Rich Franklin.
01:35:17.000 He holds his head.
01:35:18.000 When a guy that can clamp down on the back of your head and you can't get those arms off, that's a terrible position to be in.
01:35:23.000 Yeah, the clinch.
01:35:24.000 That's the Overeem.
01:35:25.000 They changed K1 because of Alistair Overeem.
01:35:28.000 Bull cow.
01:35:28.000 Because, yeah, Boakow, perfect example.
01:35:30.000 K1 was like, you know what, man?
01:35:31.000 You can't be holding people's heads.
01:35:33.000 Because Overeem would just bum rush you, grab the back of your head, and it's night, night.
01:35:37.000 Boom, boom.
01:35:38.000 You can't get him off you. 0.79
01:35:39.000 You can't get him off the back of your neck.
01:35:41.000 He's huge arms. 0.99
01:35:42.000 He's got that fucking lockdown grip where they just... 1.00
01:35:45.000 There's dudes who develop that fucking tightness to that hold where they slap that motherfucker on the back of your head, then they pinch down with the two forearms, and you're fucked, man. 1.00
01:35:53.000 And then the knees are coming. 1.00
01:35:54.000 Why can't he get it going like that in the UFC? There's a lot of issues.
01:35:58.000 One, okay, first of all, he's taken a lot of head punishment.
01:36:01.000 If you watch Alistair Overeem's K1 career, his pride career, the Strikeforce fights.
01:36:07.000 In the Strikeforce fights, he really didn't get hit, but he's had some brutal knockouts.
01:36:11.000 Chuck Liddell knocked him out.
01:36:12.000 Karatanov knocked him out.
01:36:14.000 Shogun knocked him out.
01:36:15.000 A lot of guys knocked him out.
01:36:16.000 Badr Hari finished him.
01:36:17.000 Badr Hari finished him.
01:36:18.000 He got finished in kickboxing rounds.
01:36:19.000 He finished Badr Hari, too.
01:36:20.000 Yeah, and he finished Badr, too.
01:36:21.000 So he's been stopped a bunch of times.
01:36:24.000 Now he's been stopped twice in a row. 0.99
01:36:26.000 And the Bigfoot one was fucking trauma. 0.99
01:36:29.000 That Bigfoot one was incredible. 0.98
01:36:31.000 That combination, there's only been one combination as good as that, finishing a fighter with hands, and that's Phil Barone versus Dave Manet.
01:36:39.000 Old school UFC. Have you ever seen that?
01:36:42.000 Pull that shit up. 1.00
01:36:43.000 Phil Barone versus Dave Manet. 1.00
01:36:45.000 Phil Barone is, uh, he, you know, he's a dude who, like, really underrated punching power.
01:36:51.000 Yeah.
01:36:51.000 People don't know.
01:36:52.000 He's had a lot of issues.
01:36:53.000 He's been in the game a long time.
01:36:54.000 He's had a lot of injuries.
01:36:55.000 He's had a lot of losses. 1.00
01:36:56.000 But when Phil Barone clips you, you got big problems because that motherfucker is dynamic. 0.98
01:37:03.000 And this series of punches that he landed on Mané to finish him, one of the best all-time KO players. 0.98
01:37:10.000 Scenes I've ever seen in my life.
01:37:11.000 Look at this combination.
01:37:12.000 Boom, boom, boom.
01:37:14.000 That's the slow-mo.
01:37:15.000 Show the full-speed version if you can find it.
01:37:17.000 That's a shitty version of it, too.
01:37:18.000 That looks terrible. 0.96
01:37:19.000 It's like a Vito Belfort.
01:37:20.000 See if you can find a better version of it so you can really see it clearly.
01:37:23.000 But the Bigfoot one was really similar.
01:37:26.000 Real similar.
01:37:27.000 Real close.
01:37:28.000 So it's like, that's a lot of trauma, man. 0.99
01:37:30.000 I think your brain needs a long time off after you get fucked up like that. 0.99
01:37:34.000 Yeah, because Brown just touched him on the chin with that foot. 1.00
01:37:36.000 And it was...
01:37:37.000 Yeah, and that was really the only time Brown had really hit him clean up to that point.
01:37:41.000 And Alistair almost finished him.
01:37:44.000 Almost finished him.
01:37:45.000 And he went out full clip to try to finish him.
01:37:48.000 Which, if you do, it puts you in a real bad position, gas tank-wise.
01:37:52.000 And when your gas tank's done, when you thought you were going to kill the guy and the guy's still in front of you and you can't move, you can't move.
01:37:58.000 But Alistair just kept moving forward, kept moving forward.
01:38:01.000 He didn't want to back up.
01:38:03.000 He wanted to keep the pressure on that dude.
01:38:05.000 But that front kick to the face, you gotta give it up to Travis Brown. 1.00
01:38:08.000 That shit was perfectly placed. 0.99
01:38:10.000 He tested it a couple times to the body, too, during the fight. 1.00
01:38:13.000 Yeah.
01:38:14.000 Well, he's got a long-ass reach.
01:38:15.000 Look at this.
01:38:16.000 Here's the combo.
01:38:16.000 Look at this.
01:38:17.000 Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
01:38:20.000 Oh, it was like a... 1.00
01:38:21.000 God damn! 0.99
01:38:21.000 It's when you get hit when you're out on your feet. 0.99
01:38:23.000 His head was doing like the speed bag off the fence, man.
01:38:26.000 He might have hit him ten times in three seconds.
01:38:28.000 Yeah.
01:38:29.000 That was incredible.
01:38:29.000 And how many of those punches was he out?
01:38:31.000 You know what I mean?
01:38:32.000 Most of them.
01:38:32.000 Most of them, right?
01:38:34.000 Once his head started doing this, he's out.
01:38:36.000 He was keeping them up with those punches.
01:38:38.000 With those punches, just like the Bigfoot fight.
01:38:40.000 Yeah, very similar.
01:38:41.000 So that kind of knockout, I think, takes a long time to recover from.
01:38:45.000 And obviously, I'm not a neurosurgeon. 1.00
01:38:46.000 I'm just talking out of my ass. 0.99
01:38:47.000 But I would imagine that's an injury. 1.00
01:38:49.000 It's not as simple as, oh, you got knocked out, you come back, now you're 100%.
01:38:53.000 No, you got injured.
01:38:54.000 You know what it's like to injure your back.
01:38:56.000 You know what it's like to injure your elbow. 0.99
01:38:58.000 That shit's got to heal. 0.99
01:38:59.000 It doesn't feel the same. 0.99
01:39:00.000 And just because you don't feel your brain, just because you don't feel all that up there... 0.96
01:39:04.000 Like, I would imagine your neural system has to fucking take a little bit of a break. 0.95
01:39:08.000 It's got to heal up from something like that. 0.95
01:39:10.000 So they give you, like, 90 days, like, before you're allowed to, like, when you get KO'd, they'll have, like, a certain amount of days.
01:39:16.000 But how they can predict how one person's 90 days is the same as that 90 days, or, like, you know, Edson Barboza, Terry Adam 90 days, when he wheel-kicked homeboy and just starched him, like he got nailed by a sniper shot, just blam!
01:39:31.000 That's a different kind of KO than a quick stoppage, but they're both 90 days.
01:39:36.000 I think there's some significant injuries that happen, so that could be a part of what happened to him, too.
01:39:41.000 You're dealing with a dude who's been knocked out at least eight times.
01:39:44.000 What about confidence, too, right? 0.96
01:39:47.000 He's still super fucking confident, man. 0.98
01:39:49.000 He still attacked Travis Brown. 0.99
01:39:51.000 He just ran out of gas.
01:39:52.000 And then there's also the issue of steroids.
01:39:54.000 There's an issue of hormones.
01:39:56.000 And he says that he got popped and then they kept him off for a year.
01:40:01.000 And he said that the reason why he did it was because he had a shoulder injury and a doctor prescribed it to him.
01:40:05.000 He didn't know there was testosterone in it.
01:40:07.000 Which is possible.
01:40:08.000 But then when he got off of it, it showed that his testosterone was like super low.
01:40:13.000 Like when he lost to Bigfoot, they did a test on him and they found his testosterone was very low.
01:40:17.000 Like in the 190 range, I think they said it was, which is very low.
01:40:20.000 And it's actually kind of dangerous. 0.99
01:40:22.000 Like, you're not supposed to be a professional athlete when you're fucking level so low. 0.93
01:40:26.000 What's your take on all the dudes doing the TRT? Well, here's the issue. 0.98
01:40:31.000 One, trauma stops your body's production of testosterone.
01:40:34.000 It's been proven.
01:40:35.000 The pituitary gland apparently is very sensitive.
01:40:38.000 There's a guy named Dr. Mark Gordon...
01:40:41.000 Who was a specialist and he worked with James Toney, he's worked with a bunch of football players and a bunch of people coming back from the war.
01:40:47.000 Traumatic brain injury, one of the things that happens is your body loses its ability to produce hormones.
01:40:51.000 And so a lot of guys who've taken head trauma, their test levels drop.
01:40:56.000 So then it becomes the question of, okay, if you need to take testosterone because your test levels are dropping because you've taken a lot of head trauma, at what point in time are we going to keep you away from head trauma?
01:41:07.000 Is there ever?
01:41:08.000 Do we just allow it as long as you can keep supplementing with hormones?
01:41:11.000 We allow you to keep getting in there?
01:41:12.000 Even though your body's like, look, you've rattled our cage.
01:41:14.000 We're not producing testosterone anymore.
01:41:16.000 Well, that's okay.
01:41:17.000 We're just going to get it from a needle.
01:41:19.000 Fine.
01:41:20.000 We're just going to get right back in there.
01:41:21.000 I think as a person who values personal freedom, I certainly think they should be able to do that.
01:41:26.000 The question becomes, though, when they do it, how much should they really be able to get?
01:41:33.000 How do we really closely regulate it?
01:41:37.000 Because it looks like some people get more than others.
01:41:39.000 Some people, their bodies radically change, and all of a sudden they look like super athletes when they were kind of doughy just a couple of fights before.
01:41:46.000 That's obviously something a little bit bigger than just bringing your levels up to a normal range.
01:41:54.000 It seems like they're hyper-levels.
01:41:56.000 I don't know if it's the case, but it looks like that.
01:41:59.000 You'd obviously have to test them on a daily basis to really get an accurate read of what their levels are.
01:42:03.000 But the thing is, unless you're randomly testing them on a regular basis, people can cheat.
01:42:10.000 And there's ways that people can cheat anyway. 0.99
01:42:13.000 There's ways people use fake dicks. 0.99
01:42:15.000 People have been like Tom Sizemore apparently tried to use a fake dick when he was at a rehab place. 1.00
01:42:19.000 He wanted to go to a halfway house. 1.00
01:42:21.000 God bless them.
01:42:22.000 The guy pulls out a fake hog.
01:42:24.000 He's trying to piss it in a cup.
01:42:26.000 And they're like, what are you doing? 1.00
01:42:26.000 That's a fake dick! 1.00
01:42:27.000 Are you crazy? 1.00
01:42:29.000 They sell them in weed magazines. 0.72
01:42:30.000 Yeah.
01:42:31.000 Well, there's a lot of people, man.
01:42:32.000 That's the reality of their job.
01:42:34.000 You know, you have to be clean.
01:42:36.000 But I think TRT is a tricky situation.
01:42:38.000 I think, hey, freedom of being a human and if you need it in your life, yeah.
01:42:44.000 But if I was a fighter or a fan of the fighting game...
01:42:50.000 It's tricky.
01:42:51.000 To me, it's almost as controversial as men transsexuals.
01:42:58.000 Men that become women and they want to compete as women. 0.97
01:43:00.000 Because there's already been one of those.
01:43:01.000 And there's one in basketball as well.
01:43:03.000 I think that's just as controversial as adding testosterone and being able to fight.
01:43:07.000 I shouldn't say that.
01:43:08.000 It's not just as controversial.
01:43:09.000 But...
01:43:11.000 It's, you know, it's close.
01:43:13.000 I mean, the testosterone's weird.
01:43:15.000 The idea that you can just put it in your body and then go out there and fight as if, like, you're so good, like, your body's producing that much testosterone.
01:43:21.000 You're that aggressive.
01:43:22.000 No.
01:43:23.000 Like, as you get older, your body starts slowing down, like, naturally.
01:43:26.000 Yeah.
01:43:27.000 So, if you want to still compete, and you want to still compete like a young man, that is the way to do it. 0.61
01:43:33.000 The question is, how old should you be when you're allowed to do that?
01:43:36.000 Like, if it's a 46-year-old Randy Couture, you go, okay, I get it.
01:43:39.000 Yeah, give him a go.
01:43:40.000 But he wasn't even doing it.
01:43:41.000 Right.
01:43:42.000 But if it's a 27-year-old guy, which there have been, there's been guys as young as 25. How old is Vitor?
01:43:50.000 He's in his 30s.
01:43:51.000 Like 34 or something, right?
01:43:52.000 Let's find out.
01:43:53.000 That's not very old.
01:43:54.000 No, it's not.
01:43:55.000 Because I'm 31. Yeah, I know a couple of guys do it.
01:44:01.000 He's 36. The thing to me was like, you know, they love it.
01:44:05.000 They feel great and all this.
01:44:07.000 And then they have to do the needle every day and everything.
01:44:08.000 No, no.
01:44:09.000 Once a week.
01:44:09.000 You do it once a week.
01:44:10.000 Or you put on cream every day.
01:44:12.000 If they're doing a needle every day, they're crazy.
01:44:14.000 Right. 0.99
01:44:14.000 They're gangster. 0.99
01:44:14.000 Oh, maybe I'm mistaken. 0.99
01:44:15.000 But still, it's like, you know...
01:44:17.000 And I was like, alright, well, for how long?
01:44:19.000 Forever.
01:44:19.000 Forever.
01:44:20.000 I'm like, ah.
01:44:22.000 Yeah, it's like, forever's not real.
01:44:24.000 That's part of the problem.
01:44:25.000 But if you want your body to work really good right now, that's the solution.
01:44:29.000 The question to me is not testosterone replacement as, like, a practice.
01:44:34.000 Because I feel like I would take anything that makes my body work better.
01:44:36.000 I'll take vitamins.
01:44:37.000 I'll take whatever makes it work better.
01:44:39.000 Like, they say you're going to do it forever.
01:44:40.000 I'm going to brush my teeth forever, too. 0.99
01:44:42.000 There's a lot of shit I'm going to do forever that I'm not scared of. 0.95
01:44:44.000 Your teeth will be gone someday. 0.99
01:44:46.000 Look at some new ones, man.
01:44:47.000 I've seen Mike Goldberg's got some new front teeth.
01:44:49.000 They're beautiful.
01:44:50.000 Amazing.
01:44:50.000 Lost in playing hockey.
01:44:51.000 They just screw those bitches in place. 1.00
01:44:53.000 Now we know. 1.00
01:44:54.000 You got it too, right?
01:44:55.000 You got like a post in your mouth and they screw a fake tooth up in there.
01:44:58.000 I gotta get one.
01:44:59.000 I'm actually due for one right now.
01:45:00.000 That's a crazy little operation there, man.
01:45:02.000 Wait, when you get the front teeth fake, do you still have to do the rods, like what I do, or like the titanium rods?
01:45:07.000 I think they screwed it right into his head.
01:45:09.000 Wow.
01:45:09.000 Yeah, I think that's how they make sure that the teeth stay.
01:45:12.000 And when they do that, they're apparently super strong.
01:45:14.000 It's just like a regular tooth.
01:45:16.000 They have these incredible composite teeth now.
01:45:19.000 They're really tough and well-made.
01:45:20.000 They look exactly like your teeth. 1.00
01:45:22.000 I mean, his shit looks perfect. 1.00
01:45:23.000 Chew wood. 1.00
01:45:24.000 It's amazing. 0.98
01:45:24.000 Well, some people have fucking gotten their teeth hacked down to put caps on them to make them more pretty. 0.98
01:45:28.000 I know a lot of people that did that. 0.99
01:45:29.000 That's pretty crazy, man.
01:45:31.000 Yeah.
01:45:31.000 That's pretty crazy.
01:45:32.000 Just for cosmetics, you're gonna go with a full mouth of fake teeth. 1.00
01:45:35.000 Hey, look how pretty my teeth are.
01:45:38.000 You know, you get a toupee for a mouth.
01:45:40.000 Yeah.
01:45:40.000 On Teddy Roosevelt style.
01:45:42.000 You see so much in this town, though.
01:45:44.000 I know so many people that got that done.
01:45:46.000 Yes.
01:45:46.000 A friend of mine did it.
01:45:48.000 Yeah.
01:45:48.000 Yeah.
01:45:48.000 It's creepy.
01:45:50.000 Yeah, it's weird.
01:45:50.000 It's too white.
01:45:51.000 It's weird.
01:45:52.000 Yeah, I don't...
01:45:53.000 Yeah.
01:45:53.000 I don't know.
01:45:54.000 I mean, I guess bleach your teeth if you smoke cigarettes.
01:45:56.000 Yeah, I need to do it.
01:45:58.000 But that testosterone thing, I think it's a beginning, bro.
01:46:00.000 And this is the real problem.
01:46:01.000 It's not testosterone.
01:46:02.000 It's not human growth hormone.
01:46:04.000 It's the inevitability.
01:46:05.000 The inevitability of biological engineering.
01:46:07.000 The inevitability that science, technology, all of them will combine because there's a massive market for figuring out how to make the human body work better.
01:46:15.000 Kurzweil told me when I interviewed him that we are a decade away from inventing red blood cells that are artificial that will allow you to hold your breath for four hours.
01:46:23.000 He said you'll be able to sit at the bottom of the pool for four hours, a regular person.
01:46:27.000 You don't have to be a super athlete.
01:46:28.000 You don't have to be a monk. 0.99
01:46:29.000 You don't have to be some fucking dude who lives in the mountains just eating raw salmon for a year practicing kata. 0.99
01:46:35.000 No, just one dude has some artificial blood cells injected into his system. 0.99
01:46:41.000 Take a deep breath and you have plenty of oxygen for four hours. 0.99
01:46:44.000 It's fucking crazy. 0.98
01:46:45.000 And he said it's inevitable. 1.00
01:46:47.000 It's coming.
01:46:48.000 They're already working on it.
01:46:49.000 That's gonna be awesome.
01:46:51.000 Dude, there's going to be no sense in working out.
01:46:54.000 Go spearfishing.
01:46:55.000 But then, when there's no sense in working out, it's almost like, are we going to be spoiled? 0.94
01:46:58.000 Is it going to be like the same thing that has fucked a lot of people when they have so much access to entertainment?
01:47:04.000 It's made kids lazy because they sit in front of the TV and vegetate.
01:47:07.000 They're not as creative or active as younger kids.
01:47:09.000 I mean, that's the argument.
01:47:10.000 What is it going to be like when you can just be a superhero?
01:47:13.000 Boats are going to go out of business.
01:47:15.000 You could fly.
01:47:16.000 Let's just go to Catalina Island.
01:47:17.000 There's a difference.
01:47:18.000 You could walk. 0.96
01:47:19.000 Yeah, you're going to be able to fucking hold your breath underwater and walk across to Catalina. 0.98
01:47:23.000 And all you have to do is get to the surface, take a deep breath, and go right the fuck back under, and you're good for another four hours. 0.99
01:47:29.000 Jesus Christ! 0.98
01:47:30.000 Take a little baby oxygen tank, you could just walk on the ground the whole way.
01:47:33.000 No problem.
01:47:34.000 But we'll be a people of no fortitude.
01:47:36.000 Well, they're also working on skin, artificial skin, that they merge human DNA with spider silk. 0.99
01:47:45.000 It sounds like a goddamn comic book. 0.98
01:47:47.000 It sounds like Spider-Man. 0.99
01:47:48.000 But they're literally going to have artificial skin that's bulletproof.
01:47:53.000 So you're going to have skin on your body that's like your skin. 0.81
01:47:56.000 It looks like skin. 0.99
01:47:57.000 But it's fucking bulletproof. 0.99
01:48:00.000 Like literally nothing can hurt it. 0.99
01:48:02.000 That's possible.
01:48:03.000 I mean it's not something I'm inventing with my imagination.
01:48:06.000 This is like something that they've...
01:48:07.000 It's a proof of concept idea that they're taking from like the laboratory and they're starting to try to see if they could actually develop this.
01:48:13.000 Yeah.
01:48:15.000 Jesus Christ!
01:48:16.000 If it's pliable, you can still get choked out.
01:48:20.000 That's so true!
01:48:21.000 You just jump on their back.
01:48:22.000 Maybe that'll be, at the end, when people become impossible to knock out, it'll all be about jiu-jitsu.
01:48:27.000 Yeah.
01:48:28.000 You just gotta get to that neck.
01:48:29.000 No more MMA. Let MMA go. 1.00
01:48:32.000 Bulletproof.
01:48:32.000 You're not choke-proof, dog.
01:48:33.000 Yeah.
01:48:34.000 Well, there's a dude named Rafael Dos Anjos, and he got his jaw broke in a fight, and now he said his jaw is a weapon because he's had so many titanium.
01:48:44.000 He's got titanium plates and like eight screws in his jaw, and two dudes in a row have broken their hand on his jaw.
01:48:51.000 Because he's like, my jaw's a weapon now.
01:48:52.000 Like, it doesn't knock me...
01:48:53.000 Apparently, when you get your jaw fixed, too, like, that issue of, like, your jaw getting tinked, sometimes that goes away.
01:48:59.000 Not for every dude, but for some dudes, you can't knock them out as easy.
01:49:03.000 Like, once your jaw gets fixed, apparently it's, like, stiffer.
01:49:06.000 More structurally sound.
01:49:07.000 It stays in place better, yeah. 0.91
01:49:09.000 It doesn't break as easy because they got screws and plates in it and wires and shit in it. 0.71
01:49:13.000 And it's harder to get knocked out.
01:49:15.000 So this dude is like, I mean, what happens if someone, like, they just start making fake bones?
01:49:20.000 Like Wolverine style. 1.00
01:49:21.000 Everybody has a scar from the top of their head all the way down to their ass crack because they just fucking pulled you out of that bitch and put some fucking good fake bones on you and now you never get hurt. 1.00
01:49:31.000 You just run around with fucking carbon fiber bones. 1.00
01:49:36.000 Running through walls and shit. 1.00
01:49:37.000 Kicking people with like an aluminum bat. 1.00
01:49:40.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
01:49:42.000 Sign me up.
01:49:43.000 Fight to the death territory.
01:49:44.000 It's happening, man.
01:49:44.000 Well, there'll be no competition anymore.
01:49:46.000 That's the real issue.
01:49:47.000 The real issue is like competition in sports is a big part of what like sedates the masses.
01:49:52.000 It keeps people like tuned into that as like a method of conquest. 1.00
01:49:56.000 Hey, we're going to fucking kick the Lakers' ass tonight. 1.00
01:49:59.000 When meanwhile, they're completely sedentary. 1.00
01:50:01.000 They're existing in this fucking maze, this fake world, and they're getting their gladiator instincts out through that. 0.97
01:50:06.000 Well, if that all goes away, they're going to have to seek some sort of other release for this. 0.98
01:50:11.000 And that's an issue that people face.
01:50:15.000 And when you give people some sort of distraction, that's 46% are going to go right for it.
01:50:22.000 Right?
01:50:24.000 That's what we gotta fix.
01:50:26.000 Gotta fix that.
01:50:27.000 Just cut out the number of dummies. 0.94
01:50:29.000 Call the herd. 0.81
01:50:31.000 How are you gonna do it, though?
01:50:32.000 You say that.
01:50:32.000 Okay, let me ask you this.
01:50:33.000 If Everlast, if you were an alien from another planet, super smart, had your shit together totally, and you came to Earth, and you can do whatever the fuck you want. 1.00
01:50:41.000 You're an alien. 0.99
01:50:42.000 You're from a thousand million years in the future.
01:50:43.000 Okay, so I have no conscience or...
01:50:46.000 Well, you have conscience, but people are below you.
01:50:48.000 Towards humanity. 0.99
01:50:49.000 If you came upon, let me ask you this, if you came upon a village, and the village was run by a bunch of rabid monkeys, there was millions of them, they were fucking up everything, throwing shit at people, stealing candy, mugging babies, you would want to start killing monkeys, right? 0.99
01:51:04.000 Well, monkeys are intelligent little animals. 0.98
01:51:06.000 If something is so far advanced from us that it can get here from Alpha Centauri in a metal ship, who knows how they're going to think about us.
01:51:14.000 They might look at us as like, oh this is this dangerous stage that a being gets when it's starting to transcend from its animal instincts into this This new emergent consciousness, this group consciousness that's inevitable for this species.
01:51:28.000 But right now it's crazy. 0.98
01:51:30.000 Right now it's running around fucking shooting guns at each other and smashing each other on the highway and polluting things and dumping shit in the ocean and pulling out all the fish and leaving a giant garbage patch in the middle of the ocean going to punk rock shows and fucking Rage Against the Machine. 1.00
01:51:45.000 Maybe they're like, oh, these bitches aren't ready. 1.00
01:51:47.000 They're not ready. 1.00
01:51:49.000 They're not ready. 1.00
01:51:50.000 We've got to kill some of them. 1.00
01:51:51.000 How are we going to kill some of them? 1.00
01:51:52.000 Who do you want to kill? 1.00
01:51:53.000 You've got to kill the stupid ones. 1.00
01:51:55.000 But we need them to work. 1.00
01:51:56.000 The robot technology is not ready for McDonald's yet.
01:51:59.000 You can't have robot workers making you cheeseburgers. 0.99
01:52:01.000 So until that time, what the fuck do you do? 0.99
01:52:04.000 If you were an alien and you had the say... 0.99
01:52:08.000 Well, you know, you're giving me, like, a kind-hearted alien scenario.
01:52:15.000 Like, I'm an alien with a conscience.
01:52:17.000 I could also be the alien that comes and looks at it like, well, there's this anthill, and it's in my garden, and it's kind of serving a purpose, but it's getting too big. 0.99
01:52:30.000 So I just gotta stomp out half of these fucking animals. 0.99
01:52:34.000 Maybe they just throw an asteroid our way. 1.00
01:52:36.000 Maybe that's what fucked up the dinosaurs. 0.98
01:52:39.000 Hey, all you gotta do is change the degrees of the planet by three in either direction, and the whole world's fucked. 0.97
01:52:45.000 Well, all they have to do... 0.92
01:52:46.000 Here's what.
01:52:46.000 Pull the plug.
01:52:47.000 Don't just put...
01:52:48.000 What do they call that one?
01:52:51.000 Electromagnetic pulse.
01:52:52.000 It's easy.
01:52:53.000 Put the lights out.
01:52:54.000 Survival of the fittest.
01:52:56.000 Well, one solar flare would do that, right?
01:52:58.000 One gigantic solar flare would at least shut us down until we figured out how to reboot things.
01:53:02.000 Clear hard drive.
01:53:03.000 Unless you have some electronics already put into a container.
01:53:09.000 In the round, deep in the ground.
01:53:10.000 They don't have to be deep in the ground.
01:53:11.000 They just have to be well sealed within a metal container.
01:53:14.000 You can get an old style metal garbage can.
01:53:16.000 Really? 1.00
01:53:17.000 Take a fucking plastic bag. 0.99
01:53:19.000 Like, put a plastic bag in it like you're gonna use real trash, put a bunch of walkie-talkies and stuff of the like in there, close the plastic bag, tie it up, bang, put the lid back on it, and tape that motherfucker, seal it shut somehow, and like, if you ever did have that electromagnetic pulse, those things would still be good afterwards. 0.99
01:53:34.000 Bro, are you a prepper? 0.99
01:53:36.000 No, but I'm prepared, though.
01:53:39.000 Are you doomsday prepping?
01:53:41.000 You got electronics in a garbage bag anywhere.
01:53:43.000 Yeah.
01:53:44.000 Really?
01:53:45.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:53:45.000 I'm going to Everlast House if the shit hits the fan. 1.00
01:53:47.000 Dude, I got storage units full of water, dawg. 1.00
01:53:50.000 Do you really?
01:53:51.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:53:52.000 Damn, dude. 1.00
01:53:53.000 That's smart and practical. 0.99
01:53:54.000 You know what's freaking me out lately?
01:53:56.000 Not to freak people out. 0.96
01:53:57.000 I'm not on some crazy shit looking like Hurricane Sandy. 0.98
01:54:00.000 You know what I mean? 0.98
01:54:00.000 Look at anything like that. 0.98
01:54:01.000 When your whole block doesn't have anything and nobody shows up for a week.
01:54:05.000 Listen, my good friend lived through that.
01:54:07.000 My good friend Tommy Jr., he told me that they had to drive four hours to use their cell phones.
01:54:12.000 Like, your phone wouldn't work anywhere.
01:54:13.000 You had to drive, like, way the fuck out.
01:54:15.000 He lives in Connecticut, like, right near the New York border. 0.99
01:54:18.000 And he had to drive, you know, fucking hours. 0.98
01:54:21.000 They said that food was nowhere. 0.99
01:54:22.000 Like, within a day, food was gone everywhere.
01:54:25.000 People were, like, going to Dunkin' Donuts and waiting in line at Dunkin' Donuts just to get something to fill your belly.
01:54:30.000 And they're running out of food.
01:54:32.000 I mean, there's, like, almost nothing left.
01:54:34.000 He said it was crazy, and he said it happened so fast.
01:54:36.000 He was like...
01:54:37.000 He goes, you would think...
01:54:38.000 This is how Tommy Jr. talks.
01:54:40.000 He goes, you would think they were prepared, right?
01:54:43.000 You would think, well, let's see.
01:54:46.000 If the power goes out for a week, we're going to need this amount of emergency food, so let's have it nearby. 1.00
01:54:51.000 He goes, fuck that, dude. 0.99
01:54:52.000 He goes, they weren't prepared at all. 1.00
01:54:54.000 It was every man for themselves. 0.92
01:54:55.000 And he goes, and it really made you realize how fucking scary things could get like that. 0.99
01:55:00.000 He goes, because this wasn't shit. 0.99
01:55:02.000 He goes, it was a big storm. 0.99
01:55:04.000 But he was talking about...
01:55:05.000 Think about all the things that have happened throughout history.
01:55:07.000 In the human history that we know of that was way bigger than that. 1.00
01:55:10.000 And think about all the shit that happened in the dark, dark past of the fucking earth. 0.99
01:55:14.000 When we know mountains were formed. 1.00
01:55:16.000 Let's put a couple of major events.
01:55:18.000 And now just string a couple of those major events together.
01:55:20.000 Like say...
01:55:22.000 Something even larger than Sandy.
01:55:24.000 Something Katrina-ish. 0.98
01:55:26.000 And then let's just say at the same time, it's far-fetched, but it ain't impossible. 0.97
01:55:30.000 Remember when that volcano went off and nobody could fly for fucking? 0.98
01:55:34.000 I was stuck in Europe, dog. 0.99
01:55:36.000 So let's say combine it with some super volcano eruption, it's not that hard.
01:55:40.000 I'm not even talking about schemes or disasters at the end of the world. 0.99
01:55:42.000 I'm talking about motherfuckers get hungry, they get vicious, man. 0.99
01:55:46.000 And I'm going to keep mines. 1.00
01:55:47.000 Yeah, and we don't have...
01:55:49.000 Our life is not set up organically right now.
01:55:52.000 Our life is set up to revolve around the grid.
01:55:55.000 And until people develop as much food and as much access to food organically as they do by getting things shipped and carrying them from here and there...
01:56:04.000 If you're not responsible for the production and cultivation of your own food, which most people don't have the opportunity to be...
01:56:09.000 Then you're not autonomous. 0.99
01:56:10.000 And if you can't support yourself and some shit hits the fan, you've got a real problem. 0.99
01:56:15.000 Because also you have a problem with other people. 1.00
01:56:17.000 Hence why I want to learn to hunt something, God forbid.
01:56:19.000 Whether trucks stop coming into the supermarkets.
01:56:23.000 You know, I got...
01:56:23.000 You ask me for my prepper, I guess.
01:56:25.000 Yeah, I guess I am. 0.99
01:56:27.000 Because I'm fucking ready, dog. 0.98
01:56:28.000 Well, I'm going to get you with Steve Rinella, man. 0.99
01:56:31.000 I'm ready for like that.
01:56:31.000 I'll get to wherever I've got to get.
01:56:34.000 If there's a certain amount of time.
01:56:37.000 There's going on...
01:56:38.000 Also, I believe, you know, living in our society, it's like even if something bad did happen, you're only talking about at the worst.
01:56:43.000 You need to be able to hold yourself accountable for yourself for about three months at its worst.
01:56:48.000 That's what I figure, you know what I mean? 0.98
01:56:50.000 Unless we're talking about some nuclear disaster, and it's like, who the fuck wants to be here anyways? 1.00
01:56:53.000 Take me out when that motherfucker happens. 1.00
01:56:55.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:56:56.000 Yeah, that's the thing, right?
01:56:58.000 It's like, how much damage do you want done to the earth before you're like, Jesus, I don't want to be here.
01:57:02.000 You know, I don't want to be here for cannibal days, right?
01:57:04.000 Wouldn't you rather be dead than, like, see people cannibalizing people?
01:57:08.000 Pull up on a ranch, like, hey, do you guys got any food? 0.99
01:57:10.000 And you see them fucking sawing a leg in the backyard, and you're like, oh, Jesus. 0.99
01:57:14.000 They're eating people. 1.00
01:57:15.000 Right?
01:57:16.000 That's gonna happen. 0.99
01:57:17.000 I mean, it would fucking happen. 0.99
01:57:18.000 Without a doubt, it would happen. 0.98
01:57:20.000 It's possible.
01:57:21.000 It's happened in the past.
01:57:22.000 The Nez Perce Indians apparently were big on cannibalism. 0.99
01:57:25.000 They were cannibalizing the fuck out of people because they lived in Montana and shit got real cold in the winter. 1.00
01:57:30.000 And it's hard to find deer and it's even harder to shoot them with a fucking bow and arrow. 1.00
01:57:34.000 So when you stumble upon some people that are just living in some wooden house, you're like, oh yeah, we got some food here. 1.00
01:57:40.000 Just eat those fucking people. 0.99
01:57:42.000 That was a couple hundred years ago, man. 1.00
01:57:44.000 There's all kinds of witchcrafty things that go with that, too.
01:57:48.000 Witchcrafty.
01:57:48.000 Yeah.
01:57:49.000 That's something I don't want to investigate.
01:57:52.000 Spiritual beliefs about eating humans and how powers it bestows upon the eaters. 0.96
01:57:59.000 General butt naked.
01:58:00.000 Did you ever see that? 0.90
01:58:00.000 Sometimes it's not a power thing. 0.90
01:58:02.000 Sometimes it's like...
01:58:03.000 There's a Nicholas Sneebaum.
01:58:05.000 He wrote a book called Keep Your River on Your Left or on the Right or whatever.
01:58:08.000 And he ate people...
01:58:10.000 He practiced cannibalism with a specific culture, and they did it when a relative died.
01:58:16.000 And when the relative died, there'd be this ceremony where they would all get together and pray and sing, or it was just mourning.
01:58:23.000 Some sort of mourning.
01:58:24.000 I don't even know if they did anything.
01:58:25.000 But then they would consume ritually certain parts of the family member all together. 1.00
01:58:31.000 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00
01:58:32.000 That's dark. 1.00
01:58:34.000 I don't want to eat people and I definitely don't want to eat my grandma.
01:58:36.000 I definitely want it to be a stranger.
01:58:38.000 But sometimes it's not a survival thing.
01:58:40.000 Sometimes it's not a war thing.
01:58:42.000 Sometimes it's just like...
01:58:43.000 That's one of my jokes, though, like whenever we're on planes or something, and if we go down, y'all could eat me, man.
01:58:48.000 It's okay.
01:58:50.000 Yeah, I would trade my grandmother for somebody else, you know?
01:58:53.000 Like, hey, you can have my grandmother to eat, I'll take your daughter. 1.00
01:58:56.000 They're obviously not doing it to enjoy it, you know?
01:58:59.000 Yeah, it's just, I guess somehow or another, I think they're consuming something of the person that brings them closer to that person or something, or just finalizing the idea in their mind that they're gone.
01:59:10.000 Religion.
01:59:11.000 Something.
01:59:11.000 Have you ever been to a funeral with an open casket?
01:59:14.000 Yeah.
01:59:15.000 My father's.
01:59:17.000 My grandfather was the only one I've ever been to.
01:59:19.000 It was very strange.
01:59:20.000 It was tough.
01:59:21.000 It didn't seem like him.
01:59:23.000 No.
01:59:24.000 You know?
01:59:24.000 Even though I know it was him, I was like, where is he?
01:59:27.000 He's not there.
01:59:27.000 No, they aren't there.
01:59:29.000 That's the bizarrest part.
01:59:30.000 It's like, you know.
01:59:31.000 So strange.
01:59:32.000 It's the argument for that divine spark or that soul.
01:59:35.000 You know what I mean?
01:59:36.000 It's like, because it's not there.
01:59:38.000 The same thing that the shell's there.
01:59:40.000 Yeah.
01:59:40.000 You know what I mean?
01:59:41.000 But it doesn't even look real.
01:59:43.000 It doesn't look like the same.
01:59:44.000 And I know he was made up a little bit and all this, but I'm saying just there was something... 0.99
01:59:48.000 Yeah, I don't know what the fuck it is. 0.98
01:59:50.000 Not right about it. 0.98
01:59:51.000 I don't know what that transition is, but I have a feeling it's just not what we think it is.
01:59:55.000 I think the idea of life and death is just...
01:59:57.000 What you're dealing with is one tiny frame in a fractal universe.
02:00:02.000 I remember only one thing from the experience.
02:00:04.000 What do you remember?
02:00:05.000 Just a voice.
02:00:06.000 What'd it say? 1.00
02:00:07.000 Suck it. 0.99
02:00:09.000 It was like a voice that was just familiar, comfortable, kind of like your grandfather's voice, but I wouldn't say it was my grandfather's voice, but you understand what I'm saying. 1.00
02:00:21.000 It was just saying...
02:00:24.000 Like I was in the wrong place kind of vibe.
02:00:26.000 I don't even know if it was words or just a feeling that was being conveyed to me.
02:00:30.000 Right, like you're going to come back.
02:00:31.000 But it was definitely the only conscious thing I can remember from the whatever several minutes that I was supposedly dead.
02:00:38.000 Wow.
02:00:39.000 That's trippy, dude.
02:00:40.000 You've been to the other side.
02:00:42.000 Maybe that's why you're so bluesy.
02:00:44.000 I don't know, man.
02:00:45.000 I'm just saying.
02:00:45.000 It's like, I just remember feeling like a very comfortable, like, accentuated ease kind of voice when you heard it.
02:00:51.000 Wow.
02:00:51.000 And it was just like, nah, nah, you ain't supposed to be here kind of thing, like.
02:00:54.000 A lot of people have said that.
02:00:56.000 A lot of people that have gone through that said that.
02:00:58.000 But, you know, the fractal nature of the universe, I mean, I don't know why it's so weird for people to think that something happens after they die.
02:01:04.000 Like you showed up at your grandpa's house too early for your own surprise party.
02:01:08.000 That's how it felt, kind of like.
02:01:09.000 Wow.
02:01:10.000 And your grandpa was trying to be like, nah, don't, don't.
02:01:12.000 That's the weirdest way I can put it.
02:01:14.000 I wonder if what it is is just, we think that this life is all there is, because this is what we're experiencing.
02:01:21.000 But this is just a temporary blip.
02:01:23.000 This is just one stage and an infinite number of stages, and we leave this and go into the next one, and we shouldn't be scared of it.
02:01:29.000 Well, that's the realization that I believe most people call your life flashing before your eyes, is the summation that your life was...
02:01:35.000 Like when I was laying on the table and they were rolling me in for that operation, I was pretty much convinced I was dying.
02:01:40.000 Like, I was going to die.
02:01:41.000 I mean, the way they were panicking, the way my chest felt...
02:01:44.000 And I knew I was born with this thing.
02:01:46.000 I was like, oh wow, I'm checking out.
02:01:48.000 This is it.
02:01:49.000 And the whole time I was just sitting there, I wasn't consumed with fear.
02:01:54.000 There was fear.
02:01:56.000 There was just this summation of, that's my life.
02:02:01.000 That quick.
02:02:02.000 Wow, everything that I've ever done has been only that long.
02:02:05.000 From the minute I was born to now, that's it.
02:02:10.000 And it wouldn't have mattered if I lived 40 more years.
02:02:13.000 That would have been the exact same realization.
02:02:16.000 That your whole life is.
02:02:18.000 So time is irrelevant.
02:02:20.000 Time is an illusion.
02:02:21.000 Time is something we made up.
02:02:23.000 We're living and we've slowed ourselves down by counting seconds.
02:02:29.000 That's interesting.
02:02:31.000 See, people always say that time is an illusion.
02:02:33.000 That's a very popular thing to say.
02:02:35.000 I think time is totally real.
02:02:36.000 But I think it doesn't matter.
02:02:38.000 I think the thing is so big that your idea of time is such a joke.
02:02:43.000 Like, your idea of time is like you measuring seconds in infinity.
02:02:46.000 That's what I mean.
02:02:47.000 It's like you're clinging to something that's impossible to cling to because although it is real and it can be measured...
02:02:52.000 It's also movable.
02:02:53.000 It doesn't matter.
02:02:54.000 It's movable.
02:02:55.000 You know what I mean?
02:02:55.000 You can move time.
02:02:57.000 How can you move time?
02:02:58.000 I mean, you do it all the time in small increments when you, like, make these realizations of, like...
02:03:03.000 All of a sudden you're somewhere.
02:03:05.000 You know what I mean?
02:03:06.000 Just that little small realization.
02:03:07.000 Time is perception.
02:03:09.000 It's not an illusion.
02:03:11.000 It's a perception.
02:03:12.000 I see what you're saying.
02:03:12.000 You know what I mean?
02:03:13.000 So it's all in the way you perceive it.
02:03:15.000 I can get on a 14 hour flight to Australia and zone out and I feel like I'm there in an hour.
02:03:20.000 Right.
02:03:21.000 Is that time traveling?
02:03:23.000 It's also you can...
02:03:24.000 You know what I mean?
02:03:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:03:26.000 I know what you're saying.
02:03:27.000 I know what you're saying.
02:03:27.000 It's like you are, even though this time is passing, it's not passing for you.
02:03:31.000 You're going somewhere else.
02:03:33.000 Yeah.
02:03:33.000 So where is it?
02:03:34.000 Are you moving through time?
02:03:35.000 What are you doing during that time?
02:03:37.000 There was 17 hours unaccounted for.
02:03:38.000 You know what I mean?
02:03:39.000 Yeah, and you just vegetated and lost it.
02:03:41.000 Took a nap.
02:03:43.000 Came to the...
02:03:43.000 But, you know...
02:03:44.000 When I used to take acid a lot, they would have it all the time. 0.96
02:03:46.000 I'd sit there, take acid, and I'd watch the fucking sun go down and come up, and it would seem like the span of 15 minutes. 0.97
02:03:52.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:03:54.000 I don't think that counts.
02:03:55.000 I don't think that counts with time travel.
02:03:57.000 I think it's relevant.
02:03:57.000 I think it's related.
02:03:58.000 I don't think it would survive peer review.
02:04:00.000 I think if you brought that to a university and you're like, look, I figured out time travel. 0.89
02:04:02.000 I'd drop ass in. 1.00
02:04:03.000 I'd watch the sunset, bitch. 1.00
02:04:05.000 They'd be like, thank you, Mr. Everlast. 1.00
02:04:06.000 They'd probably say you're closer than you think.
02:04:08.000 We really appreciate your contribution.
02:04:09.000 Yeah, you're right.
02:04:10.000 They would say you're closer than you think.
02:04:11.000 Because in terms of infinity, I mean, you really did time travel.
02:04:15.000 If you decide to put a lot of energy on 14 hours and like, God, when is this going to end? 0.99
02:04:19.000 That shit will drag on forever. 1.00
02:04:21.000 A watched pot doesn't boil. 1.00
02:04:23.000 Exactly.
02:04:23.000 But it does.
02:04:24.000 The problem is it really does boil.
02:04:26.000 But doesn't it take longer?
02:04:28.000 Doesn't it seem to take very much longer?
02:04:30.000 It seems to because you're not enjoying the experience.
02:04:33.000 I think everything is a matter of how much you're enjoying the experience.
02:04:36.000 Because you're moving the time around.
02:04:37.000 It's how you're using that time and you're moving it.
02:04:39.000 Right.
02:04:39.000 And so in that sense, the more joy and love you have in your time, the less time feels like it's passing.
02:04:47.000 Absolutely.
02:04:48.000 So that's the key.
02:04:49.000 I'd agree with that.
02:04:49.000 So make things so they don't ever stretch out.
02:04:52.000 It's always like one big fun experience.
02:04:55.000 So you're always time traveling.
02:04:58.000 Does that make sense?
02:04:58.000 But then how would you know what fun was if there was no painful one?
02:05:01.000 You have to experience it at an early age or get a microchip and they stick it in the back of your head.
02:05:05.000 Like this is the Robert Johnson special.
02:05:10.000 Speaking of that, it's a good transition to music. 0.98
02:05:12.000 We haven't done any fucking songs. 0.95
02:05:14.000 How long have we been talking it up? 0.99
02:05:16.000 Hours, dude.
02:05:17.000 Two hours in five minutes.
02:05:18.000 Yeah, it's 545 right now, man. 1.00
02:05:21.000 Damn! 1.00
02:05:21.000 We give zero fucks. 1.00
02:05:23.000 And, you know, Everlast, it's always a pleasure when you come on here, man. 0.93
02:05:27.000 It's always fun to just sit down and talk to you.
02:05:29.000 I gotta promote, though.
02:05:31.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
02:05:32.000 You're here to have fun.
02:05:35.000 Whoa, whoa.
02:05:36.000 We went loud again.
02:05:37.000 I forgot we're on the singing mic.
02:05:38.000 Life Acoustic.
02:05:39.000 Yeah, the Life Acoustic, which is kind of the Rogan audience is at least more than a little responsible for this record existing.
02:05:48.000 Well, listen, I'm honored.
02:05:50.000 I mean, I've done acoustic stuff at radio stations and stuff, but when I came in here and did it, people started actually calling and booking shows for it.
02:05:58.000 That's awesome.
02:06:00.000 Everybody said they'd buy it, so I'm going to hold y'all accountable.
02:06:02.000 Joe has like 500,000 followers.
02:06:05.000 Go get it.
02:06:06.000 Let's try and Get every one of y'all to buy two of them. 0.94
02:06:11.000 Yeah, I'm going to put that on Twitter.
02:06:15.000 I'm going to put it on Twitter.
02:06:16.000 Where can people get it if I put it up right now?
02:06:17.000 Oh, it's on iTunes or martyr-inc.com.
02:06:20.000 We'll take you to all my stuff.
02:06:22.000 You know, all my Twitters and Instagrammables and Facebookers.
02:06:27.000 Brian, find a link and tweet it to me so I can tweet it.
02:06:32.000 What are you going to play now, man?
02:06:36.000 Let's do a little cover.
02:06:41.000 We were talking about some of this a little earlier.
02:06:43.000 Do you take requests?
02:06:45.000 If I know it.
02:06:46.000 Can you do an American band?
02:06:48.000 No.
02:06:49.000 Not today.
02:06:50.000 I've been obsessed with that song for the last two weeks.
02:06:52.000 I've been an American band.
02:06:53.000 Grand Funk Railroad, bro.
02:06:55.000 I'll try and have it for you next time.
02:07:00.000 I'll have a very sad version of it next time.
02:07:02.000 Oh, no!
02:07:04.000 Oh, you will.
02:07:05.000 You'll crush my dreams.
02:07:06.000 You will, man. 1.00
02:07:07.000 You'll turn into homeless people and junkies and shit. 1.00
02:07:10.000 It'll be beautiful. 1.00
02:07:13.000 What are we going to do here?
02:07:31.000 As soon as you're born, they make you feel small By giving you no time instead of it all Until pain is so big that you can't feel it all A working class hero is something big A working 0.91
02:08:01.000 class hero is something to be They hurt you at home, they hit you in school They hear when you're clever, 1.00
02:08:21.000 they despise a fool Until you're so fucking crazy you can't follow that rule. 0.99
02:08:33.000 A working class hero is something to be. 1.00
02:08:40.000 A working class hero is something to be.
02:08:52.000 They torture and scare you for 20 odd years Now they expect you to pick a career But you can't even function,
02:09:09.000 you're so filled with fear A working class hero is something to be A working class hero is something B They keep you doped with religion and sex and TV And 1.00
02:09:41.000 you think you're so clever and classless and free But you're all fucking business as far as I see. 0.99
02:09:55.000 A working class hero is something B. A working class hero is something B. There's room at the top, 1.00
02:10:16.000 they are telling you still. 0.98
02:10:26.000 But first you must learn how to smile as you kill.
02:10:37.000 You wanna be like the folks on the hill.
02:10:45.000 A working class hero is something to be A working class hero is something to be If you want a real hero then don't follow me If you want a real hero then come follow me If you want a real hero 0.99
02:11:16.000 then don't follow me.
02:11:26.000 Somebody actually from your crew, and my peoples on my Twitter, I think, requested that last time.
02:11:33.000 I said, that's not a bad idea.
02:11:34.000 Dude, that's my favorite version of the song, though.
02:11:37.000 That was beautiful.
02:11:39.000 This is John Lennon. 1.00
02:11:40.000 Goddamn, he was a bad motherfucker, John Lennon. 1.00
02:11:43.000 He wrote some interesting stuff, man. 1.00
02:11:44.000 What's up with that Yoko Ono thing, though?
02:11:46.000 How'd that happen?
02:11:47.000 I don't know, but this dude showed me that.
02:11:49.000 The Bill Burr one?
02:11:50.000 Yes!
02:11:52.000 I would play it.
02:11:53.000 We played it twice already.
02:11:55.000 We can't play it again.
02:11:57.000 I knew that comedian guy.
02:11:59.000 I always found it funny, but I never heard the Yoko Ono bit until he showed it to me.
02:12:03.000 He's beautiful.
02:12:04.000 Bill Burr is beautiful.
02:12:05.000 Guys like him are so important to me.
02:12:07.000 Because there's only like 10 of them. 0.98
02:12:09.000 There's only 10 of them that are that good, that are out there, that point shit out like that, and are honest about how they feel about shit. 1.00
02:12:14.000 Like, his take on John Leno, like, you fucking crazy cunt, why are you yelling out? 1.00
02:12:20.000 I'm here singing with Chuck fucking Barry. 1.00
02:12:22.000 You can't leave me alone. 0.99
02:12:26.000 It's so funny.
02:12:27.000 It's so funny.
02:12:29.000 Bill Burr is beautiful.
02:12:30.000 He's beautiful.
02:12:31.000 So, guys like that are so important. 0.98
02:12:34.000 Joey Diaz has his fucking take on the Candelabra movie. 0.97
02:12:38.000 The Liberace movie. 0.99
02:12:40.000 It is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life. 0.98
02:12:44.000 You gotta see Joey Diaz's bit on it. 0.99
02:12:46.000 It is so funny.
02:12:46.000 Is it up on the YouTube channel?
02:12:48.000 No, no, no.
02:12:48.000 I don't think he's put it on anything.
02:12:49.000 It's so funny. 0.99
02:12:50.000 It hurts my balls. 0.98
02:12:52.000 I haven't seen that flick yet. 0.99
02:12:54.000 I gotta check it out.
02:12:55.000 Oh, it's beautiful.
02:12:56.000 It's brilliant and it's beautiful.
02:12:58.000 It really is beautiful. 0.84
02:13:00.000 Saying that about a movie that's about a gay dude who's a gay pimp who's just giving these dudes amphetamines and banging them and playing piano and making hundreds of millions of dollars. 0.95
02:13:09.000 Just running it. 1.00
02:13:10.000 He was a bad motherfucker, dude. 1.00
02:13:13.000 Liberace was a bad motherfucker. 1.00
02:13:15.000 But that was his game. 1.00
02:13:16.000 That's what he did.
02:13:17.000 He paid for their surgery.
02:13:18.000 He made his boyfriend get surgery so he looks like him. 0.87
02:13:21.000 Do you know how gangster that is?
02:13:23.000 He made the guy get a chin implant so he looks like Liberace.
02:13:26.000 Oh, God.
02:13:28.000 Dude!
02:13:28.000 That's so heavy.
02:13:30.000 That's so heavy.
02:13:31.000 You want to see something that freaks you out?
02:13:32.000 You want to see this?
02:13:33.000 Put on that video, when Liberace winks at me. 0.99
02:13:38.000 Because you know, for the longest time, and I've played this before, I apologize to people who have heard this podcast, and they listen to everyone, they go, you gonna play that fucking song again?
02:13:45.000 The only reason being is because Everlast is here.
02:13:47.000 I just want you to see, from a cultural standpoint, how strange things must have been in the 1950s, where this was like a real thing.
02:13:53.000 There was a woman, she was writing a letter to the Liberace fan club.
02:13:57.000 Because she's a huge fan of Liberace now.
02:13:59.000 And she goes crazy and swoons when Liberace winks at her. 0.97
02:14:03.000 And so there's Liberace playing piano on the TV, and she's sitting there writing her letter and swooning.
02:14:09.000 And look at this.
02:14:10.000 I'm dropping you this line.
02:14:12.000 I'd like to join your fan club. 1.00
02:14:14.000 This shit was only 60 years ago, dude. 1.00
02:14:16.000 I found a brand new idol. 1.00
02:14:19.000 He's charming as can be.
02:14:21.000 I really just had a stranger that tears on me.
02:14:28.000 Now check this out.
02:14:30.000 Look at the TV. Now watch when he winks.
02:14:39.000 Are you gonna play along Brian?
02:14:47.000 Check this.
02:14:48.000 Look at this wink.
02:14:56.000 Isn't that a weird noise?
02:14:57.000 That's his wink!
02:14:58.000 It's a piano key when he winks.
02:14:59.000 It sounds like a computer made it, though.
02:15:02.000 No, it's just a key. 0.99
02:15:05.000 Well, it's because they added it in, in a shitty, ancient fucking system on wax. 0.99
02:15:11.000 Listen, listen. 0.99
02:15:16.000 Oh, there's no wink.
02:15:17.000 He tricked us.
02:15:18.000 He's gonna wink again though, I guarantee you.
02:15:21.000 How strange though.
02:15:23.000 That he was like a matinee idol.
02:15:25.000 And you came across this, why?
02:15:26.000 I know, that's what I'm thinking.
02:15:27.000 Well, I got really obsessed with the movie.
02:15:29.000 I saw the movie.
02:15:30.000 Well, I didn't even see the movie. 0.99
02:15:31.000 I saw Joey Diaz talk about the movie first, and then I see him talk about it backstage, like when he was in the green room and we were dying laughing when he was talking about Liberace slinging dick, you know, like hypnotizing motherfuckers. 0.99
02:15:44.000 And it was so funny. 0.98
02:15:45.000 I had to watch the bit.
02:15:46.000 So then he did this bit about it. 0.68
02:15:47.000 So the bit is just ridiculous.
02:15:49.000 It's Matt Damon and Liberace. 0.65
02:15:51.000 I mean, it's an unbelievably hilarious bit. 0.99
02:15:54.000 So then I watched the movie, and I was like, oh, shit, this is a good movie, man. 0.96
02:15:57.000 Like, this is an interesting story. 0.99
02:15:59.000 It's a young guy who fell for the charms of an old, rich, gay guy, and he just got gangster with him.
02:16:05.000 And he's just there taking pills, and he's... 1.00
02:16:08.000 He's got a fucking pump that keeps his dick hard so he's hard all the time. 1.00
02:16:11.000 He can never get satisfied. 1.00
02:16:14.000 Liberace was just, he was a madman. 1.00
02:16:16.000 Just a madman. 1.00
02:16:18.000 He had a thing stuck, like a thing on his dick where he could just get his dick hard anytime he wants. 1.00
02:16:23.000 He would just pump that bitch up. 1.00
02:16:27.000 God bless him. 1.00
02:16:28.000 I gotta see this flick.
02:16:29.000 Oh, it's a beautiful flick.
02:16:31.000 So then I started getting interested in Liberace. 0.97
02:16:33.000 I started, like, researching all this shit about Liberace. 0.86
02:16:35.000 I'm just gonna start winking at you when I'm playing over here. 0.97
02:16:37.000 Hey, listen, man, I'm not homophobic.
02:16:40.000 I'm interested in human beings and strange human characters.
02:16:43.000 And that was an incredibly strange human character.
02:16:45.000 And the only thing that kept me from looking into him in the past was, like, that weirdness about, like, doing a lot of research on a gay guy. 0.94
02:16:52.000 Like a really obvious, like, why do you care about gay guys? 0.99
02:16:55.000 Why don't you care about gay guys?
02:16:56.000 He's just a human.
02:16:57.000 I want to know what made that human. 0.99
02:16:59.000 He was like an alpha gay piano gay guy. 0.99
02:17:02.000 The ultimate! 1.00
02:17:03.000 He made like a billion dollars playing the fucking piano. 1.00
02:17:06.000 Who does that? 1.00
02:17:07.000 Who does that?
02:17:08.000 That's what I want to know.
02:17:10.000 And he was a gangster when it came to his work ethic. 0.99
02:17:13.000 He was doing multiple shows in Vegas, multiple per night, you know, and he was a bad motherfucker, a badass performer. 0.99
02:17:20.000 He made a guy change his face. 0.99
02:17:22.000 He used to come out with gigantic mink coats, like a thousand sables wrapped around his body. 0.89
02:17:27.000 Playing with rings.
02:17:28.000 You ever see those coats? 0.99
02:17:29.000 Oh my goodness, he had fucking, he was the original gangster rapper. 0.99
02:17:33.000 Oh nice. 0.99
02:17:33.000 Nobody had, like, jewelry. 0.99
02:17:35.000 Nobody had more bling than Liberace.
02:17:37.000 He was the original.
02:17:38.000 The gangster rappers, they copied Liberace.
02:17:44.000 It was Liberace first, then Mr. T. All the B-Boy jewelry stuff, man, and even probably Liberace style, it comes from old Jewish ladies, man. 1.00
02:17:54.000 Seriously, like New York.
02:17:55.000 Cazal glasses.
02:17:56.000 That's true! 1.00
02:17:57.000 Big gold rope chains, all that shit. 1.00
02:17:59.000 It was like old Jewish ladies would rock this fine jewelry back in New York. 1.00
02:18:02.000 And that's like, it was like the hot, it was the good shit. 1.00
02:18:05.000 It was the nice shit. 1.00
02:18:06.000 Really? 1.00
02:18:07.000 Yeah, man.
02:18:08.000 I mean, like...
02:18:08.000 Wow, that actually makes sense.
02:18:10.000 You know what I mean?
02:18:10.000 That's hilarious.
02:18:11.000 He dressed like rich.
02:18:12.000 Cool Mojito.
02:18:13.000 What about those?
02:18:13.000 Well, those were just crazy glasses, man.
02:18:17.000 I go to work.
02:18:20.000 He's one of the greats, though.
02:18:21.000 Oh, without a doubt. 0.95
02:18:23.000 Dude, I go to work is a fucking badass jam to this day. 0.99
02:18:26.000 Go see the doctor. 0.99
02:18:27.000 Yeah.
02:18:28.000 Kumo D was a real innovator.
02:18:31.000 You know, out of those dudes that were around then, the most amazing to me is Nas.
02:18:35.000 Like, Nas has never stopped being relevant at all.
02:18:39.000 Well, Kumo D's a little bit before Nas, but...
02:18:41.000 Yeah, but out of all those, like, 80s and 90s guys...
02:18:44.000 Yeah.
02:18:44.000 When was Nas around?
02:18:45.000 Nas was around the 80s, right?
02:18:46.000 Nas was, like, early 90s.
02:18:48.000 Early 90s?
02:18:48.000 Yeah.
02:18:49.000 Hmm.
02:18:50.000 I mean Nas is still young.
02:18:52.000 His first record came out when he was like 16, 17 years old.
02:18:55.000 Really?
02:18:56.000 Yeah.
02:18:56.000 He doesn't age.
02:18:57.000 He looks good for his age.
02:18:59.000 Yeah, he's only 39. Wow, that's amazing.
02:19:02.000 Well, I thought he was even a little younger than that.
02:19:04.000 But I was pretty young back then too, so I guess.
02:19:07.000 Makes sense.
02:19:08.000 When I was like 20-something, he was probably...
02:19:10.000 What is it about rappers that very few of them are like Jay-Z, that have this longevity and keep producing more rap that's relevant?
02:19:19.000 Some of them, they get big and then they fall off. 0.97
02:19:21.000 Is that record deal type shit? 0.99
02:19:23.000 What is that? 0.99
02:19:24.000 Pop music's that way.
02:19:25.000 Pop music.
02:19:26.000 Yeah, there's a lot of fall-offs even with those doo-wop bands back in the day.
02:19:29.000 Everyone only remembers one or two groups.
02:19:31.000 Well, the cat like Jay, too, he started independently, selling his own records and then came into the record business as his own full partner.
02:19:40.000 A lot of these cats, they got what's called a 360 deal nowadays.
02:19:44.000 The label gets everything.
02:19:46.000 They get your merchandising, they get pieces of your touring.
02:19:51.000 Back when I signed record deals, Back in the day.
02:19:54.000 I'm my own label now.
02:19:56.000 I do my own thing.
02:19:56.000 I'm completely independent.
02:19:58.000 But when I used to do major label deals, I didn't have to give them anything but a record.
02:20:03.000 You know what I mean?
02:20:04.000 Right.
02:20:04.000 Now they want your publishing, they want your touring, they want your merchandising.
02:20:08.000 They want your touring, too.
02:20:09.000 Yeah, because nobody buys records, really.
02:20:11.000 Merge.
02:20:11.000 You know what I mean?
02:20:11.000 People buy singles.
02:20:12.000 Nobody buys albums anymore.
02:20:13.000 Say if you came along right now, those are the only deals that are available?
02:20:17.000 Pretty much unless you've got something going on already.
02:20:20.000 Like, unless you already have developed yourself a scene and you're earning on your own level, I'm sure you can go work yourself a deal somewhere.
02:20:27.000 And how do musicians do that?
02:20:28.000 But if you're doing that nowadays, it's like you almost don't even want to do that.
02:20:31.000 You almost, it's like...
02:20:33.000 For every advantage there is to have that million-dollar, billion-dollar machine behind you, there's disadvantages to it.
02:20:40.000 Well, it seems like financially...
02:20:41.000 You can't do what you want.
02:20:43.000 I know of groups that have like...
02:20:44.000 I know a group that the guy, the head singer, it's a group, fits in the tantrums, and this head singer supposedly just saved up a bunch of money and used his life savings to spearhead his group.
02:20:55.000 He funded it himself.
02:20:56.000 They hit the road.
02:20:57.000 He hired good musicians.
02:20:59.000 Shout out to James King.
02:21:01.000 He just got good people on it, and they just toured, toured, toured, toured, toured.
02:21:07.000 They did another album.
02:21:08.000 The song got a little radio love here and there, internet love.
02:21:12.000 It just goes from there.
02:21:14.000 But if you're just some nobody, you're doing pageants or something like that, whatever, and you want to be famous, they're going to be like, whoa.
02:21:23.000 What are you trying to do in the music business?
02:21:25.000 Right, so if you're trying to do Star Search.
02:21:27.000 If you want to be rich and famous, you're not going out and grinding it out in dirty clubs for 10 years.
02:21:35.000 If you want to be rich and famous, you're taking whichever route you can get there. 1.00
02:21:39.000 But that shit doesn't work, right? 0.99
02:21:41.000 In order to get good, you kind of have to do... 1.00
02:21:42.000 No, but a lot of them cats, that's what happens.
02:21:44.000 They get...
02:21:57.000 Oh, that's gonna be so beautiful.
02:22:05.000 It gets a little better every year.
02:22:07.000 More the fans tell other people that I'm still alive and that I'm still making good music.
02:22:13.000 Then I sell a few more records and...
02:22:15.000 Do some winks.
02:22:16.000 You know what I mean?
02:22:17.000 A few winks, man.
02:22:20.000 You never last winks at me.
02:22:22.000 Maybe you should cover that.
02:22:24.000 Well, then you'd have to do the girl version.
02:22:26.000 That doesn't make sense.
02:22:27.000 That's a girl song. 0.98
02:22:28.000 Maybe you could do a version where a chick is talking, singing, and you're playing guitar. 1.00
02:22:33.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
02:22:36.000 There's no way to get away from that song. 1.00
02:22:38.000 It was good you stepped away that quick. 0.99
02:22:40.000 It's just too ancient, gay, and everything's wrong with it. 1.00
02:22:42.000 It's a mess. 1.00
02:22:43.000 It's a mess.
02:22:44.000 The poor girl's on her knees. 1.00
02:22:45.000 Like, what's happening there? 1.00
02:22:46.000 It's a strange fucking video. 0.99
02:22:47.000 It's very strange. 0.99
02:22:48.000 I kept thinking it was Judy Garland, too.
02:22:49.000 That's the crazy thing.
02:22:50.000 Yeah, she had that look about her, right?
02:22:52.000 That innocent 1950s woman look. 0.91
02:22:55.000 It's definitely like a wannabe Julie Garland thing going on there. 1.00
02:22:58.000 And they thought they were so sophisticated.
02:22:59.000 They were so much further ahead than the Mongols or American Indians or any of the people before them. 0.99
02:23:05.000 1950s? 1.00
02:23:05.000 That's 50 years away from the 1800s, bitch. 1.00
02:23:08.000 Age of innocence, right? 1.00
02:23:09.000 Yeah.
02:23:10.000 When we had separate but equal?
02:23:11.000 How many is that?
02:23:13.000 The 1950s is only 50 years away from 1899. I mean, that shit is like pioneer days. 0.99
02:23:19.000 You know? 1.00
02:23:21.000 This is a young-ass society.
02:23:23.000 Cocaine and coke. 0.80
02:23:24.000 Yeah.
02:23:25.000 Cocaine was in coke.
02:23:26.000 Cocaine and everything.
02:23:27.000 Cocaine was in everything back then.
02:23:29.000 If it was medicine, it had cocaine in it.
02:23:31.000 Did you know that Coca-Cola still uses coca leaves?
02:23:34.000 Yeah.
02:23:34.000 And they process them to make Coca-Cola, and they use the cocaine from those coca leaves for medical cocaine.
02:23:40.000 There's a company that processes it for them.
02:23:43.000 The biggest producer of medical cocaine.
02:23:46.000 We've touched on it.
02:23:48.000 This is when I talked about the documentary.
02:23:50.000 Which one? 0.94
02:23:50.000 Because there's a crazy documentary about Coca-Cola in South America being involved in all these sanctioned hits and guerrilla warfare and shit down there. 0.94
02:23:59.000 What was the name of it? 0.69
02:24:00.000 Do you remember the documentary?
02:24:00.000 It's like the Coca-Cola cases or the Coca-Cola files.
02:24:03.000 Here, let's shut it down again.
02:24:05.000 Documentaryheaven.com.
02:24:07.000 It's money, dude.
02:24:08.000 It's all about money.
02:24:09.000 There's too much money in coke.
02:24:10.000 How are you gonna pass up on that?
02:24:12.000 That's how the CIA got involved.
02:24:13.000 They're like, come on.
02:24:14.000 It's so much money.
02:24:15.000 There's bread down there, man.
02:24:16.000 You gotta sell it.
02:24:17.000 Someone's buying it.
02:24:18.000 Jesus Christ.
02:24:19.000 So they just started doing it.
02:24:21.000 Supply and demand.
02:24:22.000 It is, right?
02:24:22.000 Right.
02:24:25.000 Illmatic was 94. That's when Nas started.
02:24:27.000 Yeah.
02:24:28.000 But his first record was like a year or two before that called Live at the Barbecue, our main sources album.
02:24:33.000 So that was like 93, I think.
02:24:34.000 Yeah.
02:24:35.000 Maybe even 92. Yeah, he's got the most interesting lyrics.
02:24:39.000 He's got really strange lyrics, you know?
02:24:42.000 Like that one song from Stillmatic where he plays it in reverse.
02:24:45.000 You know, the song, like the scenario plays out in reverse.
02:24:49.000 Isn't it a song about being a gun?
02:24:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:24:52.000 What is that song?
02:24:52.000 I think it's called I'm a Gun.
02:24:54.000 Oh, really?
02:24:55.000 Or something like that.
02:24:55.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:24:56.000 I don't think so.
02:24:58.000 Rewind.
02:24:58.000 It's called Rewind.
02:24:59.000 Oh, Rewind.
02:24:59.000 Yeah, Got Yourself a Gun is the...
02:25:01.000 No, that's a different song.
02:25:02.000 But isn't the story about being...
02:25:03.000 He has a song that's a story about him actually being a gun.
02:25:07.000 Hmm.
02:25:08.000 I believe it.
02:25:09.000 No, I don't know.
02:25:11.000 Maybe on that stillmatic?
02:25:14.000 I don't know.
02:25:14.000 On one of his other ones?
02:25:15.000 It's all, you know, all those records are on a hard drive now, so it's not even in album categories.
02:25:21.000 It's just Alyssa Nas songs.
02:25:23.000 Yeah, how many physical CDs get sold now and how many get sold digitally?
02:25:30.000 Do people still want this?
02:25:31.000 Yeah.
02:25:31.000 This one has a poster.
02:25:33.000 More than you would think.
02:25:33.000 Yeah, it's pretty dope.
02:25:34.000 I love the artwork.
02:25:35.000 Life Acoustic is what it's called.
02:25:36.000 Yeah, my buddy Tristan Eaton did all the artwork.
02:25:39.000 We just ripped off a Wes Anderson movie.
02:25:42.000 Yeah, but it's beautiful.
02:25:43.000 You know, it's a tribute.
02:25:44.000 It's a tribute, yeah.
02:25:45.000 It's a tribute.
02:25:45.000 Yeah, no one's gonna, like, get confused.
02:25:47.000 I mean, you use the same font.
02:25:48.000 I mean, everyone, but it's really cool.
02:25:50.000 I don't think anybody thinks a movie's gonna be in my CD there.
02:25:54.000 No, and it's a cool name.
02:25:55.000 I love it.
02:25:56.000 So, what next?
02:25:59.000 What about Jump Around?
02:26:00.000 It says Jump Around on here, man.
02:26:02.000 But we don't really have the drum situation worked out here.
02:26:05.000 We can do it without drums, I guess.
02:26:07.000 Oh, no, no, no.
02:26:07.000 Don't do anything you don't want to do.
02:26:09.000 I'm not wanting to.
02:26:10.000 I just think it would be a little bit better if we had the drum thing worked out.
02:26:14.000 Then don't listen to me.
02:26:14.000 Do whatever you want to do.
02:26:15.000 I want to hear whatever you want to do. 1.00
02:26:17.000 Shit, man. 1.00
02:26:17.000 I wouldn't want you telling me what jokes to do. 1.00
02:26:19.000 I would forget how they go.
02:26:21.000 I don't know.
02:26:22.000 By the way, my Twitter handle is Raven DeBanger.
02:26:25.000 Raven DeBanger.
02:26:27.000 DeBanger?
02:26:28.000 DeBanger.
02:26:29.000 D-A? D-A-B-A-N-G-E-R. Why do they call you Raven DeBanger?
02:26:34.000 Or is that what you call yourself?
02:26:34.000 I just made it up one day.
02:26:36.000 It's just really high.
02:26:37.000 My last name is like, you know, some breakdown of it means like Little Raven, right?
02:26:42.000 And then DeBanger because like all the famous DJs sounded all like Dutch and stuff. 0.97
02:26:46.000 They did?
02:26:47.000 Oh, like Tiesto?
02:26:49.000 Yeah, they just have these crazy European names, so I was like, oh, I'll just make it sound like...
02:26:52.000 See, we have different ideas of who famous DJs are.
02:26:55.000 Who's a famous DJ? Z-Trip.
02:26:57.000 Like Paul Van Dyke or whatever.
02:27:00.000 Grandmaster.
02:27:01.000 Flash.
02:27:02.000 It says, your Twitter name, you call yourself Black Beauty?
02:27:05.000 Yeah, I'm with this guy, D.Y., we're all getting high, and once again, all bad stories start with that, and he's like, oh yeah, your hair is like...
02:27:13.000 I'm going to call your hair Black Beauty, man.
02:27:15.000 And so why did you just say, alright, guess what I'm called now? 1.00
02:27:19.000 Because, you know, I'm just like, fuck it. 1.00
02:27:21.000 Fuck it? 1.00
02:27:22.000 Yeah, let them name you. 1.00
02:27:24.000 You know, that's the Brazilian way. 0.99
02:27:25.000 Brazilians, they all give themselves, like, silly nicknames. 1.00
02:27:28.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:27:29.000 You know?
02:27:29.000 Yeah.
02:27:30.000 I used to do Capoeira. 0.94
02:27:31.000 I've heard all the silly nicknames. 0.88
02:27:33.000 They're funny. 0.70
02:27:33.000 Like, Pei Dupano, who's a famous jiu-jitsu guy. 0.70
02:27:36.000 It's apparently like a cartoon.
02:27:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:27:38.000 You know?
02:27:38.000 Like, Pei Zhao is Bigfoot.
02:27:41.000 Yeah.
02:27:41.000 I was Avatar.
02:27:43.000 Avatar? 0.99
02:27:44.000 Yeah, because I had like a ponytail and I'm tall and lanky and shit. 0.99
02:27:48.000 That's hilarious. 0.98
02:27:49.000 They called you Avatar.
02:27:51.000 That's funny.
02:27:52.000 The tree of knowledge.
02:27:54.000 Alright, what do you want to do, man?
02:27:55.000 It's up to you.
02:27:56.000 What is that?
02:28:00.000 Is that a drum kit?
02:28:01.000 Redband's getting down.
02:28:02.000 Don't let him.
02:28:04.000 Stop him now.
02:28:28.000 Her skin was salty sweet She wore sandals on her feet Side by side we fell asleep in her mother's bed She stepped inside of me Said don't ever lie to me This heart of mine can be yours Yeah that's what she said But I just played the role Broke the heart I stole. 0.99
02:29:00.000 Cause I was young and dumb and fucked up in the air. 0.97
02:29:07.000 Do you want me love in real? 0.99
02:29:10.000 Do you want me love for real?
02:29:12.000 Do you want me love, girl?
02:29:19.000 For real?
02:29:26.000 Now I'm down by the river I'm taking off my shoes I'm jumping in water I wash away these blues I narrowed into the ocean The current takes hold Words already been spoken Tales already been told Hearts already been broken Wounds have already 0.91
02:29:56.000 been healed.
02:29:58.000 Do you want to be alive?
02:30:00.000 Do you want to be alive for real?
02:30:04.000 Do you want to be alive for real?
02:30:07.000 Do you want to be alive for real?
02:30:49.000 Do you wanna be love for real?
02:30:50.000 Do you wanna be love for real?
02:30:53.000 Do you wanna be love, girl?
02:30:59.000 For real?
02:31:05.000 Her eyes were hazel brown.
02:31:09.000 She laughed the sweetest sound.
02:31:12.000 And I just loved the way that she lit up every time she spoke. 0.97
02:31:19.000 She healed to ease my pain She stayed through pouring rain And I gave her all that she could take Until she broke She fit me like a glove She told me how to love And for some ass I watched it all go up in smoke Do 1.00
02:32:05.000 you wanna be love for real? 0.97
02:32:10.000 Do you wanna be love?
02:32:13.000 Do you wanna be love for real?
02:32:17.000 Do you wanna be love, girl?
02:32:20.000 Cause I wanna be love.
02:32:40.000 Thank you.
02:32:41.000 Mr. Brian Velasco on the keys.
02:32:44.000 Black Beauty.
02:32:45.000 Black Beauty.
02:32:46.000 Give it up.
02:32:48.000 Raven.
02:32:48.000 Da Banger.
02:32:50.000 Da Banger. 0.69
02:32:51.000 Dude, that's a great song.
02:32:53.000 Hey, that was off of a record called Eat It Whitey's.
02:32:59.000 And you're putting this out, and then you're going to work on a studio album right after?
02:33:03.000 I've been.
02:33:03.000 I've been.
02:33:04.000 It's kind of a hip-hop-ish thing.
02:33:05.000 It's slow going, because it's a very particular project.
02:33:10.000 It's kind of weird.
02:33:11.000 So the beauty of this is there could be a volume one, volume two, volume three.
02:33:16.000 It's easy to go in the studio and cut the acoustic versions.
02:33:19.000 It's fun, too.
02:33:20.000 Yeah, it must be nice to have things pared down, too.
02:33:24.000 Oh, yeah.
02:33:24.000 It makes traveling so easy, dude.
02:33:26.000 Oh, I'm sure, right?
02:33:27.000 Do you just show up with a guitar?
02:33:29.000 Like, how do you do it?
02:33:30.000 Us three.
02:33:30.000 Just the way we show up here, but we don't even need to bring this because most places will have a keyboard for us.
02:33:35.000 Oh, that's nice.
02:33:36.000 So it's like two guitars and three guys. 0.99
02:33:39.000 Like, if you are in a big band, like a big crazy band, like how much shit do they have? 0.99
02:33:44.000 Like, let's say... 0.99
02:33:45.000 If we got to go full gear...
02:33:47.000 What's a big band?
02:33:48.000 What's a band that travels big?
02:33:49.000 Like, obviously...
02:33:50.000 U2. Oh, they got semi-trucks, dude.
02:33:54.000 At least two.
02:33:55.000 Three-dimensional show, right?
02:33:57.000 Yeah.
02:33:58.000 I mean, they're carrying their own lighting rigs and their own sound systems and their own... 0.99
02:34:01.000 How long does it take to set that shit up? 0.99
02:34:04.000 A day. 1.00
02:34:07.000 Wow.
02:34:09.000 You know, they say Kevin Hart has, like, he's got an acoustic system that he has, or an explosive system that he has set up for his shows.
02:34:16.000 He does shows when he hits punchlines, explosions go off behind him.
02:34:19.000 Pyrotechnics.
02:34:20.000 How badass is that?
02:34:22.000 How badass is that?
02:34:23.000 Punchline!
02:34:24.000 Boom! 0.99
02:34:25.000 That's pretty dope.
02:34:26.000 No one can copy that either. 1.00
02:34:27.000 That shit's his. 1.00
02:34:28.000 That's like if you want to smash a watermelon with a sledgehammer, too late. 1.00
02:34:32.000 That's Gallagher.
02:34:33.000 Too late.
02:34:33.000 It's not like playing the drums.
02:34:35.000 There's certain specific things that you're not allowed to repeat. 0.99
02:34:37.000 If you want to get shot in the dick with a pool ball, it's over. 0.99
02:34:41.000 You can't do that. 1.00
02:34:43.000 It's been done.
02:34:43.000 You know, rock stars can do pyrotechnics, and they can also, like, other rock stars can do pyrotechnics, but there's never been a comedian that does pyrotechnics until Kevin did it.
02:34:52.000 So now that's it.
02:34:54.000 It's only Kevin. 1.00
02:34:55.000 Even though he didn't invent pyrotechnics, he owns that shit. 1.00
02:34:58.000 But they literally go off on punchlines. 1.00
02:35:00.000 Yeah, and I was like, suck it, bitch! 1.00
02:35:02.000 Boom! 1.00
02:35:05.000 That's funny, dude.
02:35:06.000 Hell yeah. 0.99
02:35:06.000 It's fucking great. 0.99
02:35:07.000 I wish I thought of it. 0.99
02:35:07.000 I would make even, like, a shitty joke good, you know what I mean? 0.99
02:35:10.000 Yeah.
02:35:10.000 That's cheating kind of, dude.
02:35:13.000 We're at the chicken cross the road because his dick was too long. 1.00
02:35:16.000 Boom! 1.00
02:35:19.000 You just want to see that explosion again.
02:35:22.000 Yeah, but he's funny too.
02:35:23.000 So on top of that, I mean, that must be a destruction, man.
02:35:26.000 That must be destruction.
02:35:28.000 It's a brilliant idea.
02:35:29.000 But I think you got to do something if you're going to do 18,000 people with comedy.
02:35:33.000 Exactly.
02:35:34.000 Comedy is supposed to be, honestly, 200 people.
02:35:36.000 Word.
02:35:36.000 Clay never did nothing like that.
02:35:38.000 Dice Clay never did.
02:35:39.000 He might have.
02:35:40.000 You know, we need to ask him.
02:35:41.000 Did he ever have explosions?
02:35:43.000 He might have. 0.99
02:35:44.000 He had some gigantic fucking arena shows. 0.99
02:35:45.000 If anybody did it, Clay might have done it. 0.98
02:35:47.000 I don't think he had them on Punchlines, but I think he might have come out to them or something like that.
02:35:50.000 On Punchlines, it's kind of wild.
02:35:52.000 Yeah, but I think he was probably the first comedian to do those kind of places consistently.
02:35:58.000 I think maybe Steve Martin had done some arenas, and Eddie Murphy had done some arenas, and Richard Pryor probably did some arenas.
02:36:06.000 But when Dice came on the scene, it was all arenas.
02:36:10.000 Yeah, it was like tours.
02:36:11.000 Yeah, he was a totally different kind of comedian because he was like a musician. 1.00
02:36:16.000 People wanted to hear his shit. 1.00
02:36:18.000 They wanted to hear the same shit again. 1.00
02:36:19.000 What's in the bowl, bitch? 1.00
02:36:21.000 They would all do it with him. 1.00
02:36:23.000 It was like singing along to Freebird.
02:36:25.000 It was reminiscent of those old Monty Python when they took that on the road.
02:36:29.000 All they wanted to see was the old sketches so they could sing along and say along to them.
02:36:34.000 Merely a flesh wound.
02:36:37.000 That's funny.
02:36:38.000 Is that what they did?
02:36:38.000 I'm not even aware of that.
02:36:40.000 Oh yeah, there's a famous live DVD of Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl.
02:36:45.000 It's hilarious.
02:36:45.000 Well, that makes sense.
02:36:47.000 Yeah.
02:36:48.000 Well, yeah.
02:36:49.000 I guess it totally makes sense.
02:36:50.000 I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. 1.00
02:36:52.000 And the whole audience is singing the shit. 1.00
02:36:53.000 It's like, all they did was the stuff from the shows. 0.99
02:36:55.000 I'm embarrassed to say I was never a Monty Python fan.
02:36:57.000 Really?
02:36:58.000 I mean, it's not that I didn't like it.
02:37:00.000 I just never watched it.
02:37:01.000 I was in a band, so I was a Monty Python fan.
02:37:04.000 So in bands, you just I think it was a nerdy thing to be into when we were young, because honestly, I won't front.
02:37:12.000 I knew some kids that played Dungeons and Dragons type stuff, and I got involved with them, but that's how I found Bonnie Python was through them kids, because there was a thing called The Quest for the Holy Grail that was like a movie.
02:37:22.000 Life of Brian.
02:37:22.000 Such a great movie.
02:37:23.000 The Honey Rabbit scene. 1.00
02:37:24.000 Oh, fucking. 1.00
02:37:25.000 Run away! 1.00
02:37:26.000 Run away! 0.98
02:37:27.000 I remember the Life of Brian.
02:37:28.000 We are the Knights of Me!
02:37:30.000 Me!
02:37:31.000 Get us a shrubbery! 0.98
02:37:33.000 He's gonna bring us a shrubbery!
02:37:34.000 Bring us a shrubbery! 0.75
02:37:36.000 I need to watch it now.
02:37:37.000 I need to know.
02:37:39.000 Yeah, I need to see it.
02:37:40.000 Yeah, those guys are brilliant, man.
02:37:41.000 I'm missing something.
02:37:42.000 Life of Brian was good, too.
02:37:43.000 Oh, Life of Brian.
02:37:43.000 What was the one where they hacked the guy's arm off?
02:37:46.000 That's fucking Quest for the Holy Grail with the Black Knight. 1.00
02:37:50.000 Come back here, I'll bite your balls off! 1.00
02:37:54.000 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1.00
02:37:58.000 Prepare the holy hand grenade.
02:38:00.000 The holy hand grenade, yeah.
02:38:02.000 Wow, that's actually hilarious.
02:38:04.000 The French dudes in the castle.
02:38:05.000 I blew my nose in your general direction. 1.00
02:38:08.000 Castle anthrax with all the hot naked women in it. 1.00
02:38:12.000 That's hilarious. 0.99
02:38:12.000 That's a great movie, dude. 0.99
02:38:14.000 You gotta just get baked one night and watch Monty Python movies, dude.
02:38:18.000 Okay, I'll do it.
02:38:20.000 I will do it. 0.94
02:38:21.000 You'll piss yourself out.
02:38:23.000 I think I will.
02:38:24.000 I just watched that. 0.62
02:38:25.000 I was laughing my ass off. 1.00
02:38:26.000 It's almost like now, though, in 2013, there's too much shit to see. 0.98
02:38:30.000 There's so many documentaries that I have on my queue that I need to watch. 0.81
02:38:33.000 There's so many movies that I haven't seen yet.
02:38:36.000 It's almost embarrassing.
02:38:37.000 It's like, you can't catch up.
02:38:39.000 It's almost like... 1.00
02:38:39.000 Well, I stick to old shit. 1.00
02:38:41.000 I stick to everything I grew up on. 1.00
02:38:43.000 Yeah.
02:38:43.000 My wife always asks me, like, you've seen this movie like 500 times.
02:38:47.000 How could you watch it again? 0.97
02:38:48.000 I'll be like, because it's fucking good and I like it. 0.96
02:38:51.000 Go over to Joey Diaz's house. 0.95
02:38:53.000 It's a 90% chance to outlaw Josie Wales to be playing. 1.00
02:38:55.000 Is that right? 0.99
02:38:56.000 That's a great fucking movie. 1.00
02:38:58.000 Come here, Joe Rogan. 1.00
02:38:58.000 Come here, Joe Rogan. 1.00
02:38:59.000 This is the fucking scene. 1.00
02:39:00.000 He lays it down. 1.00
02:39:01.000 These are my words of life.
02:39:03.000 These are my words of life. 1.00
02:39:04.000 He goes up to the fucking idiot and he's on a horse. 1.00
02:39:07.000 He's going, look, bitch. 1.00
02:39:08.000 Either we're going to fucking work this out or I'm ready to die. 1.00
02:39:11.000 What's up now? 1.00
02:39:12.000 It's the greatest fucking... 0.99
02:39:12.000 And it'll be on at any given time. 0.99
02:39:16.000 When you come over to his hotel room, if it's on TV, he's watching it.
02:39:20.000 Outlaw Josie Wales. 1.00
02:39:21.000 Out of all the people that have ever seen the Outlaw Josie Wales, I bet Joey Diaz has seen it more than anyone.
02:39:25.000 It's a good movie. 0.99
02:39:26.000 It's a great fucking movie. 0.99
02:39:27.000 There's certain movies that you can see over and over and over and over again. 1.00
02:39:30.000 If it's good, I can watch it again.
02:39:32.000 For me, it's The Mechanic.
02:39:32.000 Charles Bronson's The Mechanic.
02:39:34.000 And Hard Times.
02:39:35.000 Remember Hard Times?
02:39:36.000 Hard Times.
02:39:37.000 Charles Bronson was a cage fighter.
02:39:39.000 What?
02:39:39.000 Oh, yeah.
02:39:40.000 You don't remember?
02:39:41.000 I vaguely remember that.
02:39:42.000 He was a 50-year-old fit cage fighter.
02:39:45.000 And he would go from town to town. 1.00
02:39:47.000 He had this fucking shady manager. 1.00
02:39:48.000 He had a cat that he fed milk to. 1.00
02:39:50.000 And he was this old, wiry dude. 1.00
02:39:52.000 He was 50 years old when they filmed this shit. 0.99
02:39:54.000 See if you can pull up the scene. 1.00
02:39:55.000 Bare knuckle cage fighter.
02:39:56.000 Charles Bronson from Hard Times. 1.00
02:39:58.000 And yo, when he was 50, this motherfucker was chiseled. 0.99
02:40:01.000 Okay? 1.00
02:40:01.000 This is before testosterone replacement therapy. 1.00
02:40:04.000 This was just the way Charles Bronson was built.
02:40:06.000 Mentality. 1.00
02:40:07.000 He was just doing chin-ups and sit-ups and shit. 1.00
02:40:09.000 And eating red meat. 1.00
02:40:10.000 Drinking milk.
02:40:11.000 Eating elk steaks.
02:40:13.000 You gotta watch this video, man.
02:40:15.000 See, the way most people look at, like, Chuck Norris...
02:40:17.000 Is how I look at Charles Bronson.
02:40:19.000 Oh yeah.
02:40:20.000 Charles Bronson was one of the baddest dudes ever.
02:40:22.000 Look at this.
02:40:24.000 He's an old dude. 1.00
02:40:27.000 And he's just fucking people up. 0.99
02:40:29.000 It's a great movie. 0.97
02:40:33.000 1933. America had hit the skids.
02:40:37.000 People were out of work.
02:40:38.000 And out of luck.
02:40:39.000 Third refill cost a nickel.
02:40:41.000 Life was as tough as a cheap steak.
02:40:45.000 That writing is amazing.
02:40:46.000 It's amazing.
02:40:48.000 I got a husband in jail.
02:40:49.000 No job.
02:40:50.000 And no prospects.
02:40:52.000 I don't look past the next bend in the road.
02:40:54.000 A man had to live by his wits.
02:40:56.000 Well, my man's just starting out.
02:40:58.000 Lee Marvin, huh? 1.00
02:41:00.000 Lee Marvin like a motherfucker, dude. 1.00
02:41:02.000 Damn, look how young he is. 1.00
02:41:04.000 Or by his fists. 1.00
02:41:08.000 It's like the original Every Which Way But Loose. 0.99
02:41:11.000 Fuck yeah, it's the real one. 0.99
02:41:13.000 Look, I love Every Which Way But Loose, but it can't fuck with hard times. 1.00
02:41:17.000 And they're fighting fisticuffs style. 0.97
02:41:19.000 Oh yeah.
02:41:22.000 You know why?
02:41:24.000 Because that's how they used to fight when they were bare knuckles. 0.99
02:41:29.000 Well that was at Queens of Marksburg shit, right? 0.99
02:41:31.000 They all did like this. 0.99
02:41:45.000 Uh oh. 0.89
02:41:51.000 Fucked up his old car. 0.99
02:42:01.000 You used knees, man. 1.00
02:42:02.000 You were allowed to use knees.
02:42:03.000 You used in the cage.
02:42:04.000 You could basically do anything. 0.99
02:42:05.000 They just didn't know all that other shit yet. 0.98
02:42:08.000 They didn't know about leg kicks. 0.99
02:42:10.000 You know?
02:42:11.000 No one knew no Muay Thai back then.
02:42:13.000 They did.
02:42:14.000 That's what they would have fought with.
02:42:16.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:42:18.000 Oh, club that motherfucker in front of a pool table. 1.00
02:42:25.000 Oh, beautiful movie. 1.00
02:42:28.000 They're a knockout. 0.98
02:42:29.000 I'm going to have to watch it now.
02:42:30.000 I'm going to watch this movie and watch it.
02:42:32.000 Terrible, terrible, hard times.
02:42:34.000 Speaking of that stuff about how there wasn't stuff like that around back then, I love how now, like, you know, I watch that show, like, occasionally on Star of Spartacus.
02:42:42.000 Yes. 0.98
02:42:42.000 And they'll, like, have, like, a hand-to-hand battle, and all of a sudden it's, like, transitions of jiu-jitsu rolling into arm bars and a chokehold, and it's like, what the fuck? 0.98
02:42:50.000 Hey, get the fuck out of here, man. 0.99
02:42:52.000 Pankration, they had that. 0.99
02:42:54.000 Sort of.
02:42:55.000 It wasn't like that back then.
02:42:56.000 Dude, it wasn't polished the way it is.
02:42:58.000 Whatever they had.
02:43:00.000 The evolution of Jiu-Jitsu has changed so much since the UFC 1, since 1993. But if you go back to the old school days with Hicks and Gracie, they had all the techniques.
02:43:11.000 The level wasn't as high as it is today.
02:43:14.000 But all the techniques were there.
02:43:16.000 Most of them, like triangles, arm bars, all that shit's been around since the 30s.
02:43:20.000 But it's just so rare that anybody got super good at it the way you see Marcelo Garcia or something like that.
02:43:26.000 The guys that are today are the highest level jiu-jitsu guys of all time.
02:43:30.000 There's still Hickson Gracie, he's still regarded as the greatest of all time, but he was just such a freak.
02:43:34.000 He was so much better than everybody.
02:43:36.000 He was in some weird zone where you would talk about everybody, like, oh, this guy's real good, this guy's real good, and then there's Hickson.
02:43:43.000 Everybody said it.
02:43:44.000 They all agreed.
02:43:45.000 There was no debate.
02:43:46.000 It was no like, yeah, but I think Higa Machado's better.
02:43:49.000 Everybody was like, Tixson.
02:43:51.000 That's it.
02:43:52.000 He's the best.
02:43:53.000 One dude. 0.99
02:43:54.000 That's rare as shit. 0.97
02:43:55.000 But from then on, besides him, from then on, basically, it's constantly gotten better. 0.99
02:44:01.000 So that Spartacus shit, they didn't fight like that. 0.98
02:44:04.000 Yeah, it didn't happen. 0.99
02:44:05.000 They didn't have enough time.
02:44:06.000 They didn't stay alive long enough to learn how to fight like that. 1.00
02:44:08.000 You die when you're 24 with a fucking sword in your stomach. 1.00
02:44:11.000 The idea that you knew how to transition to a triangle and then roll for an omoplata and then take side control, full mount, head and arm choke, skip to the side. 1.00
02:44:20.000 Bitch, you don't know how to do that. 1.00
02:44:21.000 Yeah, totally, totally. 1.00
02:44:23.000 That didn't happen back then.
02:44:25.000 But it's funny when they used to...
02:44:27.000 I wonder, I used to watch Deadwood, but it used to bum me out when they sweared so much because I can't believe they swore that much back then.
02:44:34.000 Because they didn't swear that much in the 50s and the 60s.
02:44:37.000 Like, why am I supposed to believe they swore that much in the 1800s?
02:44:40.000 Like, you sure?
02:44:41.000 Is that real?
02:44:42.000 I don't know if that's real.
02:44:43.000 I don't think it was supposed to be proper society either, though.
02:44:46.000 No, for sure. 0.93
02:44:47.000 It was a pimp.
02:44:48.000 I mean, the most swearing... 1.00
02:44:49.000 Like, 90% of the swears came out of the fucking pimp guy's mouth most of the time. 0.99
02:44:54.000 But that guy swore so much, it was just like... 0.99
02:44:57.000 He was awesome.
02:44:58.000 It was amazing.
02:44:58.000 It was beautiful.
02:44:59.000 It was a feat of genius.
02:45:00.000 I didn't know a human being could swear as much and as differently as that guy did on that show.
02:45:06.000 And have it sound as natural.
02:45:07.000 Oh, yeah.
02:45:08.000 He swore it, rolled off his tongue as if there was just a... 0.99
02:45:11.000 I swear to God, the first time I saw an interview with that guy and he spoke in an English fucking accent, I was just like, no fucking way. 1.00
02:45:17.000 I was like, get the fuck out of here. 0.99
02:45:18.000 It's hilarious when dudes, when you hear dudes, you know, they're like English guys or badass. 0.51
02:45:22.000 Especially dudes that are flawless, like, pull off some, like, really, like, oh, there's no way that guy's not American, you know?
02:45:27.000 And they're Australian.
02:45:28.000 You ever hear Jim Jeffries do that?
02:45:30.000 Jim Jeffries, the comedian?
02:45:31.000 He's hilarious.
02:45:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, I have, yeah.
02:45:34.000 He's an Australian guy.
02:45:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:45:35.000 But he can do the perfect American accent, like, perfect.
02:45:38.000 And it's, like, it freaks you out when you hear him talk, and then he goes American on you. 0.99
02:45:41.000 Yeah.
02:45:42.000 All right, we're almost done here, so let's end, you want to end with one more song?
02:45:46.000 Sure, we can do that.
02:45:48.000 Let me think of what we're going to do here.
02:45:49.000 Ten minutes.
02:45:50.000 Okay, yeah.
02:45:51.000 We'll end it.
02:45:52.000 So, thank you to our sponsors, Onnit.com, LegalZoom, use the codename Rogan on both of those.
02:46:00.000 It'd be so easy if it was all the codename Rogan, but it's not.
02:46:03.000 So that's our sponsors, ladies and gentlemen.
02:46:06.000 We will see you tonight at the Ice House.
02:46:08.000 It'll be Brian Redband, Brian Callen, Eddie Ift, Sam Tripoli, and moi.
02:46:16.000 And that's tonight at 10 p.m.
02:46:19.000 at the Ice House.
02:46:19.000 And Joey Diaz is next door doing his podcast at 8.30.
02:46:23.000 So if you get there early. 1.00
02:46:25.000 Go and watch that shit, too. 0.99
02:46:27.000 And we're gonna try to convince Joey to come over and do a set with us. 1.00
02:46:29.000 And then this weekend, we're in Milwaukee, Joey and I, at the Pabst Theater, but it's basically sold out.
02:46:35.000 There's only a few tickets left. 0.57
02:46:36.000 So you might get some single seats and shit like that. 0.81
02:46:38.000 And that's it. 0.72
02:46:40.000 So we'll see you guys soon.
02:46:41.000 Tomorrow night, we got a little release party at Hotel Cafe in Hollywood, so LA stand-up, come on out.
02:46:47.000 Beautiful.
02:46:47.000 Where's Hotel Cafe?
02:46:48.000 It's like Cahuenga.
02:46:49.000 It's like right off Hollywood, between Hollywood and Sunset, I believe.
02:46:52.000 Awesome.
02:46:52.000 What time was that?
02:46:54.000 1030?
02:46:55.000 Yeah, I hit it 1030. But it's a small place.
02:46:57.000 It's only like 150 seats, man. 1.00
02:46:58.000 Jump on it, bitches. 1.00
02:47:00.000 Life Acoustic out now. 0.99
02:47:02.000 Support Everlast. 1.00
02:47:03.000 Go out and buy this shit. 1.00
02:47:05.000 Put your money where your mouth is, you fucking dirty, beautiful freaks. 1.00
02:47:08.000 All right. 1.00
02:47:09.000 Love you.
02:47:10.000 Thank you very much for doing this, man.
02:47:11.000 It's always beautiful.
02:47:29.000 Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin.
02:47:32.000 I can't win, battle me, that's a sin.
02:47:35.000 Never slack up, punk, you better back up.
02:47:38.000 Try and play the rule, you're the hook, who will act up.
02:47:41.000 Get up, stand up, come on, throw your hand up.
02:47:44.000 You got the feeling, jumbo touch the ceiling. 0.97
02:47:47.000 Mugs let the funk flow, someone talk junk, you'll bust him in his eye. 0.72
02:48:04.000 I came to get down. 0.98
02:48:06.000 I came to get down.
02:48:08.000 So get out your seat, everybody.
02:48:10.000 Jump around. 0.99
02:48:12.000 Everybody jump around Everybody jump around Everybody jump around From town to town From bed to bed It's like I said We jump around Everybody jump around I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe. 0.99
02:48:34.000 If your girl step up, I'll still smack that hoe. 1.00
02:48:38.000 Word to your mom, I came to dry bomb.
02:48:41.000 Got more rhyme than the Bible, got psalms.
02:48:43.000 And just like prodigal son, I return.
02:48:47.000 One step in me is getting burned.
02:48:49.000 See, cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none.
02:48:53.000 Come battle, bring a shotgun. 1.00
02:48:56.000 But if you do, you're a fool. 1.00
02:48:58.000 Cause I know my due to the death. 1.00
02:49:00.000 Step to me, you take your last breath.
02:49:02.000 I got the skill, come get your fill. 1.00
02:49:05.000 Cause when I shoot the give, I shoot the kill. 1.00
02:49:07.000 I came to get down, came to get down. 0.99
02:49:11.000 So get out your seat everybody, jump around.
02:49:21.000 Everybody jump around.
02:49:23.000 From town to town.
02:49:25.000 From bed to bed.
02:49:27.000 It's like I said.
02:49:28.000 We jump around.
02:49:30.000 Everybody jump around.
02:49:34.000 I'm the cream of the crop.
02:49:36.000 I rise to the top. 0.98
02:49:37.000 I never eat a pig, cause a pig is a cop. 1.00
02:49:40.000 Better get a Terminator, like all those sorts of niggas. 1.00
02:49:43.000 Trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega. 0.99
02:49:46.000 And I ain't going out like no punk bitch who used to want to style. 0.99
02:49:51.000 I might switch it up, up around. 1.00
02:49:54.000 Buck, buck you down without your head. 0.73
02:49:56.000 Then you wake up in the dawn of the day. 0.98
02:49:58.000 I'm coming to get ya.
02:50:00.000 I'm coming to get ya.
02:50:01.000 Spittin' out lyrics on me out at ya.
02:50:04.000 I came to get down.
02:50:06.000 I came to get down.
02:50:07.000 So get out your seat, everybody.
02:50:10.000 Jump around.
02:50:12.000 Everybody jump around.
02:50:15.000 Everybody jump around.
02:50:18.000 Everybody jump around.
02:50:20.000 From town to town.
02:50:22.000 From bed to bed.
02:50:23.000 It's like I said.
02:50:25.000 We jump around.
02:50:27.000 Everybody jump around.