The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #390 - Mac Lethal

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00:04:09.000 All right.

00:04:10.000 Mack Lethal's here.

00:04:11.000 Good afternoon. 1.00

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00:04:24.000 My friend, welcome.

00:04:25.000 Thank you, man.

00:04:26.000 Mac Lethal.

00:04:26.000 It's an honor to be here.

00:04:28.000 I really appreciate it.

00:04:29.000 Rapper, author, all-around cool guy, video maker. 0.99

00:04:32.000 All sorts of shit, man. 1.00

00:04:33.000 You're a bad motherfucker, dude. 1.00

00:04:33.000 It's a pleasure. 1.00

00:04:34.000 Jiu-jitsu practitioner.

00:04:35.000 All of the above.

00:04:36.000 Yeah.

00:04:36.000 How long have you been doing that?

00:04:37.000 I'm going on my third year.

00:04:39.000 Are you enjoying it?

00:04:40.000 Loving it.

00:04:41.000 That's cool.

00:04:41.000 Loving it.

00:04:42.000 What gym?

00:04:42.000 Give a shout-out to your gym.

00:04:43.000 Kansas City Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, which is under the Hanato Tavares Association and run by Black Belt Jason Bercher.

00:04:51.000 And then HD MMA, which is run by Jason High, who just won a fight recently.

00:04:56.000 Last week in the UFC. Jason, that's a talented dude.

00:04:58.000 Yes. 0.97

00:04:58.000 Man, that Kansas City is really fucking, that's a cool town. 0.97

00:05:03.000 It is. 0.98

00:05:03.000 It's like one of the underrated cool towns. 0.98

00:05:04.000 Very much so.

00:05:05.000 In fact, the New York Post did an article on the top ten places in the world that are underrated, and it was number three.

00:05:12.000 What's number one?

00:05:14.000 Istanbul, Turkey? 1.00

00:05:16.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:05:17.000 That's ridiculous. 1.00

00:05:18.000 Kansas City should be number one. 0.89

00:05:20.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:05:21.000 It's America.

00:05:21.000 By default, it should get 50 extra points.

00:05:23.000 I agree.

00:05:24.000 Yeah.

00:05:25.000 Why?

00:05:25.000 Because I'm rude.

00:05:26.000 Because I'm a rude American.

00:05:27.000 Amazing barbecue was there.

00:05:28.000 Friendly people.

00:05:29.000 A lot of fountains.

00:05:30.000 There's a lot of culture there.

00:05:31.000 Jazz.

00:05:32.000 The barbecue is huge.

00:05:33.000 Huge.

00:05:33.000 I watched an episode of Anthony Bourdain's show.

00:05:36.000 Wait, did he go to reservations?

00:05:37.000 Where did he go?

00:05:38.000 Do you remember?

00:05:38.000 I don't remember the name.

00:05:39.000 Was it in a gas station?

00:05:40.000 I think one of them was.

00:05:42.000 Yeah, that's Oklahoma.

00:05:43.000 It's one of the most popular.

00:05:44.000 It's a famous one?

00:05:44.000 Very famous.

00:05:45.000 Hey, Brian, can we kill this new TV? Because this is kind of freaking me out.

00:05:48.000 It's almost like too much to the left.

00:05:50.000 Too much distraction.

00:05:51.000 What is that again?

00:05:52.000 It's a 4K? It's a 4K TV. It's like four times the resolution of a 1080 HD TV. Yeah, they have a code for if you want to get a 50-inch, just type in JoeRogan at 4kspecial.com.

00:06:07.000 They get it for $999.

00:06:08.000 Beautiful.

00:06:09.000 If you haven't seen it, they just sent it to us, and we don't know how to use it yet, so it just plays this one 4K loop that they have, this amazing loop of high-definition moving images, but it's all like Japanese girls and nature, and it's like... 0.95

00:06:23.000 It's too much short attention span for my ADD brain, and I fucking shut down. 0.78

00:06:27.000 I agree. 0.98

00:06:27.000 That last episode that we did, the whole time I just found myself staring off into space. 0.98

00:06:32.000 Yeah, it was freaking me out. 0.94

00:06:32.000 I love the fact that 4K shit is becoming consumer stuff, though. 0.94

00:06:37.000 Because once the cameras get in the hands of the people, we're going to be able to make our own fucking feature-length films that look like the shit at the movie theaters. 0.99

00:06:44.000 There's a weird thing that happens with video as opposed to film that a lot of people don't like. 0.98

00:06:51.000 You see everything.

00:06:53.000 You see the background.

00:06:54.000 You see the foreground.

00:06:55.000 It's a weird kind of quality to watching it.

00:06:59.000 And people go, oh, it makes it look fake.

00:07:01.000 But honestly, film looks fake.

00:07:04.000 Yeah.

00:07:05.000 That looks like real life.

00:07:06.000 That video thing looks like real life, but we're just not used to that. 0.81

00:07:10.000 And 4K and that kind of shit is going to be super duper high definition detail and...

00:07:17.000 Galaxy Note 3 has 4K. They just announced it. 0.95

00:07:20.000 It comes out in like two weeks.

00:07:21.000 Yeah, we were just talking about that.

00:07:23.000 Weren't we talking about that on the podcast? 0.99

00:07:24.000 Yeah, but we're going to be able to just go to a show, film shit, and put it on that TV. Not only that, do it off of a phone. 0.99

00:07:31.000 Yeah, that's ridiculous. 0.99

00:07:32.000 Insane. 0.99

00:07:33.000 That's one problem with Apple, man. 1.00

00:07:35.000 They're fucking slacking. 1.00

00:07:36.000 They're so far behind. 1.00

00:07:37.000 Yeah.

00:07:37.000 When it comes to screen size, they're like, we're testing out new screen sizes.

00:07:41.000 What is it, 2009, you fuckheads? 1.00

00:07:43.000 Are you crazy? 1.00

00:07:44.000 Yeah, they just jumped on that. 1.00

00:07:46.000 You guys fucked up. 1.00

00:07:46.000 They should have jumped on all this. 1.00

00:07:47.000 4K, all this. 0.98

00:07:49.000 Allowing Samsung and companies like this to come out with this kind of mind-blowing shit, way in advance, the style. 0.97

00:07:54.000 Actually, they had a fucking big thing that you would carry around with a stylist way back in the 90s. 0.97

00:08:00.000 Do you remember that? 0.51

00:08:01.000 Yeah.

00:08:01.000 What was that called?

00:08:02.000 Like the Apple queef or something? 0.98

00:08:04.000 It was something really dumb, like tear or something. 0.89

00:08:07.000 I think it had, like, a name. 0.97

00:08:10.000 It wasn't, like, a Macintosh, but, like, something along those lines.

00:08:14.000 And it was, like, they had a stylus.

00:08:18.000 Newton.

00:08:19.000 Newton, yeah.

00:08:21.000 Couldn't you, like, draw on it, too?

00:08:22.000 Yeah, I think, yeah.

00:08:25.000 When I first came to Hollywood, I was walking around with this executive and He was showing me around Disney, and he had one of those bad boys.

00:08:34.000 And he was so happy with it.

00:08:35.000 And I was like, this is so awkward.

00:08:37.000 Like, you're carrying that around?

00:08:38.000 But it was pretty dope.

00:08:39.000 It was pretty Star Trek.

00:08:41.000 That's it right there.

00:08:42.000 And apparently it hooked up to a keyboard, not a stylus, or you could attach a keyboard to it somehow or another.

00:08:48.000 Wow, that looks badass.

00:08:50.000 Yeah.

00:08:53.000 Those are probably worth money today, right?

00:08:54.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:08:55.000 I think that goes for, like, thousands, thousands of dollars.

00:08:57.000 Wow.

00:08:57.000 For, like, just geeks.

00:08:59.000 We'll have them, like, framed up in their house.

00:09:01.000 Smelling them.

00:09:02.000 I would just smell it for an hour.

00:09:03.000 Do I have to, like, hide this logo?

00:09:05.000 No, no.

00:09:05.000 That stuff, that Coco Cafe, they sent it to us.

00:09:08.000 Oh, good.

00:09:08.000 They're badass.

00:09:09.000 The C2O and Coconut Cafe, those guys.

00:09:13.000 Cocoa Cafe.

00:09:13.000 Cocoa Cafe is dope because it's got a little bit of...

00:09:16.000 Notice there's a rapper here I've started to use.

00:09:20.000 What are you like? 0.76

00:09:21.000 You're like Quentin Tarantino and black people. 1.00

00:09:23.000 Exactly.

00:09:24.000 Have you ever seen some of that?

00:09:26.000 What?

00:09:26.000 Quentin Tarantino talking to black people?

00:09:28.000 No.

00:09:28.000 Oh my goodness.

00:09:30.000 What, is it a YouTube thing?

00:09:31.000 Yes.

00:09:32.000 Quentin Tarantino, who is my favorite director.

00:09:35.000 Mine too.

00:09:35.000 He's my favorite artist.

00:09:37.000 Really?

00:09:37.000 I mean, bottom line, artist.

00:09:38.000 I'm not shitting on him in any way, shape, or form. 1.00

00:09:40.000 But he's obviously a crazy person. 1.00

00:09:42.000 And that's okay. 1.00

00:09:43.000 Most of my best friends are crazy. 0.99

00:09:45.000 But his crazy manifests itself in the fact that he's some sort of a strange chameleon. 1.00

00:09:49.000 Like, I heard him on the Howard Stern show, and he almost sounded like he was gay. 0.99

00:09:53.000 It was weird. 0.96

00:09:53.000 He was, like, effeminate. 0.96

00:09:54.000 And this is not saying that Howard's gay. 0.92

00:09:56.000 I never would insult Howard Stern, ever.

00:09:58.000 But... 0.81

00:09:58.000 He sounded like almost effeminate, and then you hear him on the Jamie Foxx show, and all of a sudden he was black. 0.81

00:10:07.000 And I was like, this is really weird, because he's hanging out with Jamie Foxx, doing radio with Jamie Foxx, and he's talking so black. 0.99

00:10:15.000 I mean, so ridiculous. 0.97

00:10:16.000 Well, this is, I'm going to show you an example. 0.97

00:10:18.000 Oh, it's coming.

00:10:22.000 Now, it's really uncomfortable.

00:10:25.000 We're gonna have to get, like, something we can show the contrast.

00:10:30.000 So he's hanging out with these black people on a BET show.

00:10:35.000 What is the most famous line?

00:10:36.000 Your favorite line from pop fiction? 1.00

00:10:40.000 I think probably the most famous line is, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. 1.00

00:10:46.000 Bing Rames says it. 1.00

00:10:49.000 It gets way crazier.

00:10:51.000 Pleasing your fans or pleasing the critics for you?

00:10:54.000 Interesting question, actually. 0.97

00:10:58.000 He almost fucked it up.

00:10:59.000 I want to please my fans and I want to please the critics that are my fans.

00:11:04.000 The critics hate my fans.

00:11:05.000 I don't give a damn. 1.00

00:11:07.000 I mean, he's making shit rhyme. 0.99

00:11:09.000 That's amazing. 1.00

00:11:10.000 It's insanity.

00:11:11.000 And if you see him do other interviews where he talks to regular media people, like on CNN or Fox News, none of this ever comes out.

00:11:20.000 Well, he almost broke character at first.

00:11:22.000 He was kind of getting into his gay voice, and then he went, uh, uh, uh, and it dropped a little deeper.

00:11:27.000 Well, I think a guy who's that good at making movies, he's that good at capturing human drama, he must be just like a sponge.

00:11:35.000 He just sits in the mirror and just goes through a Rolodex of characters, probably.

00:11:39.000 Could be!

00:11:40.000 But I bet a guy like that, it's hard for him to differentiate between who he is and who he's talking to.

00:11:46.000 Didn't he grow up in Inglewood, right?

00:11:49.000 Did he really?

00:11:49.000 Yeah, he grew up in the hood, to my knowledge.

00:11:52.000 And his whole thing was when he was younger, there was a movie theater which he now owns, and I believe it's in Inglewood, like a rundown part of Inglewood, and all he did His mom would just send him to the theater and all he did was watch blaxploitation films.

00:12:07.000 When he was like six years old.

00:12:09.000 Over and over.

00:12:10.000 So they just played kung fu movies and blaxploitation films at this theater.

00:12:14.000 And that's all he did.

00:12:16.000 And that's why he has co-opted that kind of style.

00:12:21.000 It's very fascinating how he kind of regurgitates it into his films.

00:12:24.000 But he relates.

00:12:26.000 He, on a very deep level, relates to black people, I believe.

00:12:30.000 I believe it.

00:12:32.000 I believe it.

00:12:33.000 His middle name is Jerome.

00:12:34.000 I can't pretend I'm not criticizing him.

00:12:36.000 I was obviously goofing on him.

00:12:38.000 But I completely understand that it's probably the very particular type of weirdness that you get by being so...

00:12:47.000 So in tune to other people's behavior.

00:12:50.000 It's almost like he can't differentiate between himself and who he's talking to.

00:12:54.000 If he's talking to someone, he becomes like them.

00:12:57.000 It's weird.

00:12:58.000 It might even be a mechanism for him to process emotions or something.

00:13:02.000 If that makes sense.

00:13:03.000 Maybe there was a certain character in some of these old blaxploitation films that when he would talk a certain way, he felt like he could convey what he was feeling.

00:13:13.000 So he would adopt that in order to do that himself.

00:13:15.000 Right.

00:13:15.000 It's almost like when he's talking to Howard Stern, he was being very submissive.

00:13:19.000 Right.

00:13:20.000 Submissive to the king.

00:13:22.000 And then he was talking to Jamie Foxx.

00:13:24.000 He's, let him know, man.

00:13:25.000 Let him know, dog.

00:13:26.000 I'm one of the brothers, boy.

00:13:28.000 So, you know, whatever it is, it makes him that guy.

00:13:32.000 It also makes him do that.

00:13:34.000 I'm really concerned about him quitting, though.

00:13:37.000 Really?

00:13:37.000 Well, he recently stated that...

00:13:40.000 The way that they display films in movie theaters now is quote unquote television in public because they don't show film anymore.

00:13:47.000 It's just all digital. 0.98

00:13:48.000 And he says he did not sign up to do this and he's considering fucking quitting. 0.97

00:13:53.000 Just walking on the whole thing. 0.98

00:13:55.000 Which would be terrible.

00:13:56.000 That would be a devastating blow to all of us, and I don't even think people grasp that.

00:14:00.000 That's interesting.

00:14:01.000 So the medium is very important to him, not just...

00:14:04.000 He still films in film.

00:14:07.000 I mean, he uses tons of film, refuses to switch over, refuses to adapt.

00:14:11.000 That's how he came up, and they let him do it because they have to, because people see his movies still.

00:14:15.000 I would wonder what his reasoning is.

00:14:18.000 Film is a lot cheaper.

00:14:19.000 Is that it?

00:14:19.000 I thought it was more expensive.

00:14:21.000 It was, but now digital's cheaper.

00:14:23.000 Really?

00:14:24.000 Yeah.

00:14:24.000 I mean, film's more cheaper because no one's using it, so it's cheaper to...

00:14:29.000 But isn't it still very expensive to digitize all the film and go through that arduous process of getting all the footage?

00:14:35.000 It must be.

00:14:35.000 Yeah, you would think so, right?

00:14:36.000 Yeah, it seems like it has to be.

00:14:38.000 I don't know, we had Davey on.

00:14:40.000 He used to be on that show that I did, and they did something with...

00:14:45.000 Bonezone?

00:14:46.000 Yeah.

00:14:46.000 And he did something with Vice.

00:14:48.000 He did a short film that was in Sundance.

00:14:51.000 And they said that they used film because it was cheaper to film on nowadays than using a really high-end digital camera.

00:14:57.000 That's crazy.

00:14:58.000 That's interesting.

00:14:59.000 Yeah, like we were saying, it definitely looks different.

00:15:02.000 If you film, you could make a cool film with a really good actress, but do it on like...

00:15:07.000 One of those regular VHS cameras. 0.99

00:15:09.000 Oh yeah, fuck yeah. 0.99

00:15:11.000 Even if you had good angles, it would look too weird. 1.00

00:15:14.000 It would look too Mexican soap opera-y. 1.00

00:15:17.000 It's a weird thing that's very difficult to describe when you watch a Mexican soap opera.

00:15:22.000 I don't watch many of those, but I will say that you want that kind of glossy...

00:15:28.000 Film look.

00:15:29.000 It just, it conveys a different message. 1.00

00:15:32.000 I don't know, like, those consumer camcorders, they're just, you know, everybody had one when they were a kid, and they tried to make fucking short films, like me and my friends did, and they just looked like shit. 0.97

00:15:42.000 You could never quite capture the life that you wanted to. 0.58

00:15:45.000 It's also a weird thing that it's kind of been established, that visual quality, the visual quality of film, it's like what we go to expect when we sit in the movie theater.

00:15:53.000 We want to see a film.

00:15:54.000 Right.

00:15:55.000 I'm getting into watching a lot of older movies lately.

00:15:58.000 I watched the Steve McQueen movie, Le Mans, the other day.

00:16:03.000 I've never seen Le Mans.

00:16:04.000 Oh man, it's really interesting because it's almost like a snapshot of the time.

00:16:09.000 It's not just a film.

00:16:11.000 It's almost like it's a film that shows you how people lived back then, like how they walked around and acted because a lot of the movie, like the first 10 minutes of the movie has no dialogue.

00:16:21.000 At least 10 minutes.

00:16:22.000 What's the setup of the movie?

00:16:24.000 Well, it's about race car drivers.

00:16:26.000 Okay.

00:16:27.000 Steve McQueen's a race car driver and there's another dude.

00:16:29.000 Yeah, I don't want to say that.

00:16:31.000 I can't commit to saying I've seen it, but it sounds more familiar now.

00:16:34.000 I couldn't finish it.

00:16:35.000 I watched it for a little while. 0.98

00:16:36.000 Yeah, a lot of old films are hard to fucking finish, man. 0.98

00:16:39.000 I give up on them. 0.95

00:16:39.000 Like, I try to always be cool and be like, oh, I'm going to watch, you know, this fucking old 1972 French movie and then I pop it in and it's just, dude, five minutes in, asleep. 0.95

00:16:48.000 I mean, there's something to be said about modern cinema. 0.81

00:16:50.000 It's a little better, you know? 0.99

00:16:52.000 Yeah, there's some interesting shit that was done. 0.91

00:16:54.000 Like, I remember enjoying Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, which is basically, I think, all takes place in one house. 0.93

00:17:01.000 You know, it's just a conversation between a bunch of people.

00:17:04.000 And... 1.00

00:17:06.000 That's like some old shit. 1.00

00:17:07.000 The Hustler. 1.00

00:17:07.000 I'll still watch The Hustler. 1.00

00:17:08.000 Love The Hustler.

00:17:09.000 I'll still watch that.

00:17:10.000 That's a good one, though, because I like billiards as well, and watching that all take place.

00:17:16.000 How many hours do they play on the first confrontation?

00:17:22.000 Like three days or something like that?

00:17:24.000 Almost two days.

00:17:26.000 There's something epic about it.

00:17:28.000 But that's a good one.

00:17:30.000 And a lot of those Paul Newman films are exceptions.

00:17:33.000 Like HUD, that's another one I like.

00:17:35.000 Cool Hand Luke, that's another one. 1.00

00:17:36.000 Paul Newman was a bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:17:38.000 Very bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:17:39.000 He barely made any lemons. 1.00

00:17:42.000 Really? 0.99

00:17:43.000 Yeah, I mean, think about the shitty movies that Paul Newman made. 0.95

00:17:45.000 I really can't come up with one. 0.69

00:17:48.000 You know, I can't come up with...

00:17:49.000 I'm not familiar enough with his entire catalog.

00:17:52.000 I remember Stallone did that comedy movie with his mother.

00:17:55.000 Oh, it was...

00:17:56.000 Throw Mama from the Train? 1.00

00:17:58.000 Yeah.

00:17:58.000 Was that it?

00:17:59.000 No, no, no.

00:17:59.000 That was another one.

00:18:00.000 No, no, no, no.

00:18:00.000 This was...

00:18:01.000 What was it called? 0.99

00:18:03.000 This is gonna drive me fucking nuts. 0.99

00:18:05.000 Oh... 0.99

00:18:07.000 And wasn't it the same woman that was in Golden Girls that played the old woman, but she had a brown hair? 1.00

00:18:12.000 Oh, this is gonna drive me nuts.

00:18:13.000 I don't know.

00:18:13.000 What are you, an old lady trivia person?

00:18:16.000 How do you know that?

00:18:18.000 I don't know.

00:18:18.000 It seems like I remember.

00:18:19.000 Okay, well, let's just look up Stallone.

00:18:21.000 Stallone.

00:18:21.000 Was it like Oscar?

00:18:24.000 Oscar.

00:18:27.000 It was.

00:18:28.000 It was Oscar.

00:18:29.000 Oscar was one.

00:18:33.000 That's the one that I'm thinking of.

00:18:34.000 Yeah, well, he definitely had one called Oscar.

00:18:37.000 That's not the one I was thinking.

00:18:39.000 You were thinking of the Throw Mama from the Train one, but it wasn't Throw Mama from the Train, because Throw Mama from the Train was that old gross lady from Goonies or something like that. 1.00

00:18:47.000 Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. 1.00

00:18:49.000 Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. 1.00

00:18:51.000 That was it. 0.78

00:18:51.000 Okay. 0.78

00:18:52.000 So he did two comedies in a row.

00:18:54.000 He did Oscar, and then he did Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. 1.00

00:18:57.000 That's how retarded people were in the 90s. 1.00

00:18:59.000 They're like, you know what?

00:19:01.000 Forget all these great comedians we have.

00:19:03.000 We need to get Stallone up there.

00:19:04.000 They just kept giving them money.

00:19:06.000 My old lady trivia.

00:19:07.000 Look at this.

00:19:07.000 It was the old lady Estelle Getty from Golden Girls with brown hair.

00:19:12.000 That's so crazy.

00:19:14.000 And look at him.

00:19:15.000 He's like, Ma, I can't believe what you're doing over there.

00:19:18.000 What are you doing, Ma, with that gun?

00:19:20.000 I can't even leave you alone for a second.

00:19:23.000 Look at the look on his face, man.

00:19:25.000 Oh, my!

00:19:26.000 I can't believe this!

00:19:27.000 Look how little my gun is!

00:19:29.000 Look how big yours is!

00:19:31.000 Has it been confirmed or completely confirmed that he actually started out doing porn?

00:19:38.000 Because that's a rumor that I've always seen.

00:19:39.000 Oh, yeah, no, he did a movie.

00:19:40.000 He did a softcore movie.

00:19:41.000 Oh, so it was softcore.

00:19:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:44.000 So he wasn't laying pipe on film.

00:19:45.000 I don't think so.

00:19:46.000 It might have been.

00:19:48.000 It might have been laying pipe, but I'm pretty sure they didn't show it if he was.

00:19:51.000 I think it was like an angle thing.

00:19:52.000 Okay.

00:19:53.000 And they wanted to sell it to him for a million dollars. 1.00

00:19:55.000 He was like, I wouldn't give you ten cents to that piece of shit. 1.00

00:19:59.000 Ew, my mother's got a gun! 1.00

00:20:02.000 She'll fucking shoot you! 1.00

00:20:04.000 He's like 5'2". 1.00

00:20:05.000 No, he's not.

00:20:07.000 He's not?

00:20:07.000 No, everybody says that.

00:20:09.000 People always say that about Tom Cruise.

00:20:11.000 I met Stallone. 0.99

00:20:13.000 Maybe he had some shit in his shoes, but I'm 5'8", and he was taller than me. 1.00

00:20:16.000 He was taller than me. 1.00

00:20:17.000 I thought he had to stand on a platform in Rocky.

00:20:20.000 That's the other rumor.

00:20:21.000 I don't know.

00:20:21.000 Is that when he fought Apollo Creed, they had him stand on a platform because he wasn't tall enough.

00:20:24.000 No, I don't think Carl Weathers is very tall.

00:20:26.000 Really?

00:20:27.000 No, they couldn't have had him stand on a platform because then you would see his feet.

00:20:31.000 Because he was in a cage.

00:20:33.000 But as far as...

00:20:34.000 I mean, a ring, rather.

00:20:35.000 To my knowledge, a lot of those shots are from the waist up because...

00:20:38.000 Well, Carl Weathers is 6'2".

00:20:40.000 He's listed that he's 6'2".

00:20:41.000 And Stallone was, if I had to guess, I would say 5'11", 5'10".

00:20:46.000 But dudes wear lifts in their shoes.

00:20:49.000 You never know.

00:20:49.000 Right.

00:20:50.000 Isn't there a website called How Tall is Stallone?

00:20:53.000 Or is that...

00:20:53.000 How tall is Stallone?

00:20:54.000 What a website.

00:20:55.000 How many hits do they get a day?

00:20:57.000 There's like a how tall is Arnold, like an Arnold Schwarzenegger doc.

00:21:00.000 One of them, either Stallone, Tom Cruise, or Arnold Schwarzenegger has a website dedicated to finding out exactly how tall they are.

00:21:06.000 It's probably Tom Cruise.

00:21:08.000 Because Tom Cruise, when he did that movie with Brad Pitt, did have like a setup where he was like on an elevated floor.

00:21:15.000 Whereas they would walk their path, he would be height to height with Brad Pitt.

00:21:19.000 Yeah.

00:21:20.000 Well, he played, and I don't think that was necessary, but in his mind, the character had to be commensurate with Brad Pitt's character.

00:21:29.000 Right.

00:21:29.000 You know, Brad Pitt's character was tall.

00:21:31.000 Interview with the vampire?

00:21:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:33.000 Which was, you know, I thought, like, the best role he ever played.

00:21:37.000 Yeah, that's a good one. 0.98

00:21:37.000 I think he was fucking amazing in that. 0.98

00:21:39.000 Tom Cruise? 0.98

00:21:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:40.000 But Tom Cruise, he fucking nailed it. 0.99

00:21:42.000 I mean, he's a great actor. 0.98

00:21:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:43.000 He might do a lot of cheese movies, but the motherfucker can act. 1.00

00:21:46.000 He's got some good ones, man. 0.99

00:21:47.000 No, he's got some good ones.

00:21:48.000 I really liked Eyes Wide Shut.

00:21:50.000 I'm one of the few fans of that movie.

00:21:53.000 These are ten pictures of Tom Cruise being tall, where they've had him on, so he appears taller.

00:21:59.000 I don't understand that.

00:22:00.000 So he appears tall?

00:22:01.000 Yeah, see, look, they have him appearing tall.

00:22:03.000 He's 5'7", she's actually 5'8", and he's still taller than her almost.

00:22:07.000 Yeah, but how do they know he's 5'7"?

00:22:08.000 And how do they know that he's not actually taller?

00:22:16.000 Yeah, but see...

00:22:17.000 I don't buy this.

00:22:20.000 I don't either. 1.00

00:22:20.000 I think this is bullshit. 1.00

00:22:21.000 I gotta be honest. 1.00

00:22:23.000 Dude, go back to the one with college humor.

00:22:28.000 Philip Seymour Hoffman is like 6'3".

00:22:31.000 Yeah, but he wasn't even in that one.

00:22:32.000 Yeah, because he was in disguise.

00:22:36.000 No, because it's Mission Impossible, he was in disguise.

00:22:39.000 The last one was a joke.

00:22:40.000 He went in disguise as Philip Seymour Hoffman?

00:22:43.000 Yeah, that was a mask that he ends up pulling off.

00:22:46.000 I've never seen any of the Mission Impossibles with Tom Cruise.

00:22:48.000 They're rough.

00:22:49.000 They're rough to watch.

00:22:51.000 When you see a guy like Philip C. Hoffmore in him, you're like, man, really? 1.00

00:22:54.000 They talked you into this shit? 1.00

00:22:56.000 He does too much of that shit, man, and he doesn't fucking have to. 1.00

00:22:59.000 Well, I bet he does. 1.00

00:23:00.000 He's got a mortgage.

00:23:02.000 You want to do those indie movies?

00:23:03.000 They want to put him in every movie at this point. 0.93

00:23:05.000 I mean, there's not a fucking movie where he doesn't have some sort of weird method actor-y role. 0.92

00:23:11.000 He's awesome. 0.98

00:23:12.000 He's the best.

00:23:12.000 He played Truman Capote, and he's 6'2", and Truman Capote was like 5'5".

00:23:17.000 Was he really?

00:23:18.000 And he spent, as far as I know, he spent, I think, like a year and a half and never broke character.

00:23:24.000 In his real life, always talked like Truman Capote. 0.93

00:23:27.000 That's so gross. 1.00

00:23:28.000 Yeah, it's fucking awful. 0.99

00:23:29.000 Those people need help. 0.99

00:23:31.000 That's like Daniel Day-Lewis sleeping outside when he made Last of the Mohicans. 1.00

00:23:35.000 He slept in a fucking tent. 0.99

00:23:36.000 I don't know if that helped his performance, but whatever. 1.00

00:23:39.000 Yeah, Daniel Day-Lewis was a boxer for a whole year.

00:23:42.000 For when he played that Irish, the IRA guy. 0.84

00:23:44.000 And he looked like rather good in that film.

00:23:48.000 He was really good.

00:23:49.000 I think he looked like he was the best as far as actors portraying boxers.

00:23:54.000 It was the most accurate. 0.92

00:23:55.000 Like non-boxers trying to cross over and like not Marky Mark or fucking Sylvester Stallone or anybody like that. 0.98

00:24:03.000 Yeah, they say that Marky Mark has some professional boxing experience, but there's a way that people throw punches when no one's ever punched them. 0.68

00:24:11.000 And there's a way that people throw punches when they've actually known how to box.

00:24:15.000 And they're totally different. 0.99

00:24:16.000 The way that people throw punches when they're not worried about being punched back, they have this open, wide, I'm fucking gonna kill you sort of a thing. 0.54

00:24:24.000 Whereas if you watch Daniel Day-Lewis, he threw punches like a boxer. 0.89

00:24:28.000 Like he's worried about getting punched back.

00:24:30.000 Exactly.

00:24:30.000 Looking for openings, his guard is tight.

00:24:32.000 I wonder if he did some intense sparring to get to that point.

00:24:34.000 Oh, he did.

00:24:35.000 He lived as a boxer for like a year. 1.00

00:24:38.000 Dude, he's fucking nuts. 1.00

00:24:39.000 Did he wake up at four in the morning and jog and drink eggs? 1.00

00:24:43.000 He did everything.

00:24:43.000 He was an excellent...

00:24:44.000 I don't think anybody really drinks eggs anymore.

00:24:46.000 That's just another movie thing.

00:24:48.000 I think you could get really sick. 0.99

00:24:50.000 Yeah, you can get fucking salmonella from it. 0.99

00:24:52.000 Right? 0.99

00:24:53.000 Salmonella, I think. 1.00

00:24:53.000 Yeah, there's a lot of fucking weird shit in eating raw animal flesh. 1.00

00:24:58.000 Yeah, it's not a good idea. 0.99

00:25:00.000 Can you get trichinosis?

00:25:01.000 No, that's only from predators, right?

00:25:03.000 Or scavengers?

00:25:04.000 Is vegan cheese good for you?

00:25:06.000 I had a lot of vegan cheese the other day, and it did not digest right. 0.93

00:25:09.000 Like, it really fucked me up, man.

00:25:11.000 It depends on who's making it and what they're using to make it with.

00:25:13.000 I think a lot of them, when you have vegan cheese on things, they use that, what is it called?

00:25:19.000 Yeast, like a nutritional yeast, I think it's called.

00:25:24.000 But I heard that stuff's not very good for you.

00:25:26.000 Yeah, it came out like fireballs, like undigested fireballs of blobs. 0.60

00:25:30.000 It was like asteroids.

00:25:31.000 Well, the best cheese for you, apparently, the easiest to digest, is non-homogenized, non-pasteurized cheese that you get in Europe.

00:25:40.000 They have a completely different kind of cheese because they don't have to pasteurize and homogenize their milk.

00:25:46.000 So if you have cheese that's made with raw milk, it's got a lot of different enzymes and different qualities to it.

00:25:51.000 Apparently it tastes a lot better, too.

00:25:53.000 Yeah, everything over there. 0.99

00:25:53.000 How do we get in a fucking cheese conversation? 0.99

00:25:55.000 I don't know, we were talking about Daniel Day-Lewis. 0.99

00:25:57.000 Oh, he's drinking eggs.

00:25:58.000 Yeah, you can't.

00:25:59.000 Trichinosis, here's a weird one.

00:26:01.000 Trichinosis, 90% of all cases of trichinosis come from people eating bear meat.

00:26:06.000 I don't know, what is trichinosis?

00:26:08.000 I don't know what that is.

00:26:08.000 Trichinosis is what you always worry about getting from pork.

00:26:12.000 I've had trichinosis.

00:26:14.000 You have?

00:26:14.000 Yes.

00:26:15.000 Well, they said it was traveler's diarrhea.

00:26:17.000 Is that the same thing?

00:26:19.000 Oh, I don't think so. 1.00

00:26:20.000 I was on my ass for like a week and a half. 1.00

00:26:22.000 It was fucking awful. 1.00

00:26:24.000 I ate a bratwurst and was... 0.99

00:26:26.000 I'm not like exaggerating.

00:26:28.000 Traveler's diarrhea. 0.59

00:26:29.000 Yeah.

00:26:29.000 See if it's trichinosis.

00:26:31.000 Because if it is, I've had it. 0.99

00:26:32.000 And it's fucking miserable. 0.99

00:26:34.000 Did you have to go on Pedialyte? 0.99

00:26:37.000 Actually, I got to the point where I checked myself into the hospital and they put me in an IV because I was so low on fluid.

00:26:44.000 Dude, no exaggeration.

00:26:46.000 I would go to the bathroom a hundred times a day.

00:26:49.000 I mean, it got to the point where I would just stay in there because my body was trying to push it out.

00:26:53.000 I've been there, but not for a week. 0.99

00:26:54.000 It was so fucking gnarly, man. 0.99

00:26:57.000 It was terrible. 0.99

00:26:58.000 Terrible.

00:26:59.000 I had to get like this very sensitive aloe vera toilet paper because I was just raw as hell.

00:27:05.000 Here's what it is. 0.86

00:27:05.000 TD or traveler's diarrhea. 0.86

00:27:08.000 You have TD. Oh.

00:27:10.000 Thank God you abbreviated it.

00:27:11.000 I would have been offended by the word diarrhea.

00:27:14.000 It's the most common illness affecting travelers.

00:27:16.000 Each year, between 20 to 50% of international travelers, an estimated 10 million persons, develop diarrhea.

00:27:22.000 The onset of TD usually occurs within the first week of travel, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:27:27.000 High-risk destinations are developing countries, Latin America, Africa, the Middle East, and Asia.

00:27:33.000 That's funny, the Middle East, they call it developing country.

00:27:36.000 Is this from water?

00:27:37.000 Or is this from the meat that they eat?

00:27:42.000 It doesn't really say here.

00:27:44.000 You still use toilet paper?

00:27:45.000 I just use wet wipes.

00:27:46.000 I don't use toilet paper to clear off the heat.

00:27:47.000 I hope you don't flush those wet wipes.

00:27:49.000 I do. 1.00

00:27:50.000 Well, you're an idiot. 1.00

00:27:51.000 Those are going to clog up your toilet. 1.00

00:27:53.000 I know, we've talked about this, but I've been doing it for like 10 years.

00:27:55.000 Seven years.

00:27:56.000 The other thing is I travel and tour a lot, so I can never think to get them.

00:28:00.000 I always forget them if I do.

00:28:02.000 I mean, I like them.

00:28:03.000 I get it.

00:28:04.000 You gotta throw them away and not flush them.

00:28:05.000 They feel much better. 1.00

00:28:07.000 Yeah, I mean, if you're in a hotel and you don't give a fuck and you wanna be an asshole, flush them. 1.00

00:28:10.000 But trust me, dude, they're gonna come back to haunt you. 1.00

00:28:12.000 Or whoever owns your house.

00:28:14.000 That's the real problem.

00:28:15.000 If you own your house, you're like, who cares?

00:28:17.000 That'll permanently damage the plumbing in your house, won't it?

00:28:20.000 No, not necessarily. 0.99

00:28:21.000 So you have a little trash can with all these stinky butt wipes next to your toilet? 1.00

00:28:25.000 It's like a little litter box for you? 0.99

00:28:27.000 That's what it is.

00:28:27.000 It's a litter box for you.

00:28:29.000 Lord have mercy.

00:28:31.000 I have a bidet. 0.99

00:28:33.000 I clean my butt like a gentleman. 0.99

00:28:34.000 So I could probably put a garden hose in there. 1.00

00:28:37.000 I'm going to install one of those bidet toilets here. 1.00

00:28:39.000 I know.

00:28:40.000 I have one.

00:28:40.000 I just have to bring it in.

00:28:42.000 What causes traveler's diarrhea?

00:28:44.000 Okay.

00:28:44.000 Infectious agents are the primary cause.

00:28:47.000 Bacterial entopathogens cause approximately 80% of the cases.

00:28:53.000 Most common causative agent isolated in countries surveyed has been, ooh, enterooxygenic aceracea coli.

00:29:04.000 Hmm.

00:29:05.000 A type of coli.

00:29:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:08.000 Fuck those little assholes. 1.00

00:29:09.000 It's not fun. 1.00

00:29:10.000 I'm sure.

00:29:11.000 So how'd they get rid of it?

00:29:12.000 They threw some poison down the pipe?

00:29:13.000 Yeah, they gave me some medicine and it cleared it out.

00:29:16.000 Did it jack your intestinal flora for like a long time?

00:29:19.000 I don't know.

00:29:20.000 What do you mean?

00:29:22.000 When you...

00:29:23.000 Healthy people have a certain amount of like... 1.00

00:29:26.000 See this shit I drank? 1.00

00:29:27.000 Kombucha. 1.00

00:29:28.000 Have you ever had any of this?

00:29:29.000 No.

00:29:29.000 I've seen it.

00:29:31.000 It's a probiotic drink.

00:29:33.000 And it actually has live organisms that you're digesting.

00:29:36.000 And live organisms like...

00:29:39.000 Much in the same way that yogurt has acidophilus, which is a milk culture.

00:29:43.000 When you have live bacteria that you ingest or probiotics, it actually helps fight off diseases.

00:29:50.000 It can actually regulate your mood.

00:29:52.000 It makes your immune system far stronger.

00:29:55.000 Really?

00:29:55.000 Yeah.

00:29:56.000 They say that the acidophilus bacteria, the acidophilus flora, It actually fights off.

00:30:03.000 When you contact something with your hands, the acidophilus flora is an aggressive flora, and it's on your skin, and it actually will keep other things from infecting you as easily.

00:30:13.000 Do you think that's the next raw egg, though?

00:30:15.000 In 10 years, you're going to be like, yeah, I was drinking bacteria for a while.

00:30:19.000 No, because your body is filled with bacteria. 0.79

00:30:23.000 Your body needs bacteria for everything.

00:30:26.000 It needs bacteria for digestion. 0.93

00:30:30.000 You're an entire ecosystem of bacteria.

00:30:33.000 There's more E. coli living in your gut than there have ever been people, ever.

00:30:36.000 And you have to have that.

00:30:38.000 Not only do you have to have that, you have to have a series of different kinds of bacteria inside of you. 0.65

00:30:43.000 So when you take antibiotics, if you take antibiotics on a long scale, If you take some hardcore shit, they tell you you always take acidophilus when you're recovering from that.

00:30:52.000 They want you to take in healthy bacteria and try to repopulate your gut.

00:30:56.000 We have this isolated idea of the human body that it's just a one, but it's an ecosystem. 0.99

00:31:03.000 Like, your body relies on a bunch of different shit to stay alive in you. 0.98

00:31:07.000 It's really weird. 1.00

00:31:08.000 No, absolutely.

00:31:09.000 It's kind of weird.

00:31:09.000 Yeah, it's very weird.

00:31:10.000 But this stuff's big, this kombucha.

00:31:13.000 And that regulates the intestinal flora.

00:31:15.000 Well, it keeps you from getting sick, man.

00:31:16.000 It's incredible how well it works to keep me from getting sick.

00:31:19.000 I travel a lot, and I almost never get sick.

00:31:21.000 Yeah, so do I. I mean, I've found that just washing my hands and taking multivitamins keeps me from getting sick, too.

00:31:27.000 That's a big one.

00:31:28.000 Washing the hands is a big one. 0.99

00:31:29.000 The hands are the worst, man, because you shake so many people's hands, as I'm sure you do with your fans and stuff, and you don't want to be a dick. 0.89

00:31:35.000 And then the worst is if you, you know, rub your eye or your nose. 1.00

00:31:39.000 You're fucked. 0.99

00:31:39.000 Well, I also think it's good for your immune system to shake that many people's hands. 0.99

00:31:43.000 Because you get all that bacteria and it gives your immune system something to do.

00:31:47.000 I think your body gets used to being around other people.

00:31:49.000 They've shown that people who grow up in households where the parents are really obsessed with cleaning, those kids a lot of times develop allergies easier than kids who grow up in a house with two cats and two dogs.

00:32:03.000 As usual folks, I've done no testing on any of these theories that I'm throwing out there.

00:32:07.000 I've heard them and they make sense to me.

00:32:09.000 I think that it's true because there's a lot...

00:32:11.000 I'm not sure if you've ever heard this.

00:32:12.000 Do your own research.

00:32:13.000 There's a lot of third world countries that are below the equator that have a lot of people that are infected with hookworms and none of them have asthma or allergies.

00:32:23.000 And there was a guy that had this like debilitating asthma and He did a research on it and found that hookworms, if you're infected by hookworms, will prevent asthma.

00:32:35.000 And he went to Malawi and walked through a fucking latrine and tried to infect himself with hookworms, got infected, and it cured his asthma. 0.97

00:32:45.000 And then he tried to start a company selling fucking hookworms to people. 1.00

00:32:48.000 What? 1.00

00:32:49.000 This was on This American Life.

00:32:51.000 It's one of the craziest things I've ever heard.

00:32:53.000 That is hilarious.

00:32:54.000 And he got shut down.

00:32:56.000 He's not able to do it. 0.99

00:32:57.000 You can totally fucking Google this. 0.99

00:32:58.000 What is the negative aspects of having hookworm in your body? 0.99

00:33:01.000 I'm not really sure.

00:33:03.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:33:04.000 Most people in third world countries just have them. 0.85

00:33:07.000 Wow.

00:33:08.000 Yeah, they're infected by them.

00:33:09.000 But what you're saying is true because allergies and asthma aren't present in a lot of those countries.

00:33:15.000 Like, you can't find asthma in certain parts of South America and Africa.

00:33:19.000 No, we went to Cameroon.

00:33:20.000 That's right.

00:33:21.000 Cameroon.

00:33:22.000 Wow.

00:33:22.000 That's fascinating.

00:33:23.000 But it totally makes sense.

00:33:25.000 It really is a whole ecosystem you're carrying around in your shoes.

00:33:29.000 Yeah.

00:33:30.000 And you need those antibodies and you need all that bacteria.

00:33:32.000 Yeah.

00:33:33.000 We've over-sterilized our country.

00:33:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:36.000 We certainly have.

00:33:37.000 And, you know, people worried about their kids touching things.

00:33:41.000 You really need to touch things.

00:33:42.000 You know, you need to get your body out there. 0.98

00:33:44.000 I love that George Carlin bit where he talks about how he used to swim and shit, and that's why he never got sick. 0.99

00:33:50.000 Because they swim in... 0.99

00:33:52.000 The Hudson?

00:33:52.000 Yeah, the Hudson.

00:33:53.000 They swim in raw sewage and shit, so they never got sick. 0.99

00:33:56.000 Yeah, that's an amazing thing about New York. 1.00

00:33:58.000 If you go around New York and, like, especially if you're in a helicopter or anything where you get to look down and see the water or look over the bridge, it's dirty as fuck. 0.99

00:34:07.000 I mean, and no one is trying to fix it. 0.97

00:34:09.000 No one is saying, like, what we really need to do is make this water crystal clear so our children can swim in it.

00:34:14.000 They're like...

00:34:15.000 It's never going to happen.

00:34:16.000 Do kids still swim in it?

00:34:17.000 No! 1.00

00:34:18.000 It's fucking terrible for you. 0.99

00:34:19.000 I mean, I'm sure someone does. 1.00

00:34:20.000 Some crazy kids. 0.86

00:34:21.000 But it's really bad for you. 0.93

00:34:23.000 Apparently, there's parts of Brooklyn where more oil has spilled off of Brooklyn than the Exxon Valdez.

00:34:31.000 Let me pull that up.

00:34:33.000 Brooklyn, because it was an article that I was reading about yachters.

00:34:40.000 Toxic water.

00:34:42.000 I think it was a vice thing.

00:34:47.000 Sounds like something they would want to brag about, though.

00:34:50.000 I don't think it's a brag thing.

00:34:52.000 It was a...

00:34:53.000 I can't find it.

00:34:56.000 That hookworm picture looks disturbing.

00:34:58.000 This is a hookworm's face. 1.00

00:35:01.000 Yeah, they're evil as fuck. 1.00

00:35:03.000 They look like something from the movie Alien. 1.00

00:35:07.000 Okay, here it is.

00:35:12.000 His name was Jasper Lawrence.

00:35:15.000 And he infected himself with hookworms to treat severe allergies. 0.99

00:35:20.000 This is in the fucking news. 0.99

00:35:21.000 And it worked? 1.00

00:35:23.000 And it completely worked.

00:35:24.000 So he tried to start a company and the FDA shut him down.

00:35:29.000 That's so crazy.

00:35:30.000 Yeah.

00:35:32.000 Wow.

00:35:34.000 The FDA classified his kits as pharmaceuticals and told him he was under investigation.

00:35:39.000 He then fled the United States.

00:35:41.000 Apparently, though, people that purchased the hookworms that came from his body were having trouble administering them because they would try to inject them into their veins.

00:35:50.000 It was the only way to administer them.

00:35:52.000 What?

00:35:53.000 I swear to God.

00:35:54.000 That's so nasty. 1.00

00:35:55.000 Wait, did you just put it in your butthole? 0.99

00:35:57.000 We had this infectious disease expert on the Joe Rogan Questions Everything show, and he told me that people in, when you come to tropical countries, he said everybody has something. 0.99

00:36:08.000 Everybody's infected with something.

00:36:10.000 He was explaining all these different diseases that we're not exactly sure about, like when they talk about toxoplasma and different parasites and all these different things.

00:36:18.000 He's like, 100% of the people that live in these places are infected with something.

00:36:22.000 There's no way to avoid it. 1.00

00:36:24.000 It's fucking nuts. 0.99

00:36:25.000 Yeah, he's like, that's the reality of being a human being in a tropical climate. 1.00

00:36:28.000 And I was like, wow.

00:36:30.000 Like, you can't get away from something there.

00:36:32.000 You just exist with it.

00:36:34.000 Just because the climate is so conducive to incubating all the bacteria?

00:36:37.000 I wonder.

00:36:39.000 I don't know.

00:36:40.000 You know, I don't know.

00:36:40.000 I mean, I'm sure that's part of it.

00:36:41.000 I'm sure also it's got to be part of it, that some of this stuff is passed on through mother and son, or mother and daughter.

00:36:47.000 I would assume some of it, you know.

00:36:49.000 I don't know.

00:36:50.000 I don't know how that works.

00:36:51.000 Do they, I mean, do...

00:36:53.000 Do things like pathogens, do they get passed on to children?

00:36:56.000 I have no idea.

00:36:57.000 Yeah, I imagine so, but I have no idea. 1.00

00:36:59.000 Weird fucking jungle diseases and shit. 0.99

00:37:02.000 Terrifying, man. 1.00

00:37:03.000 Shit is nuts. 1.00

00:37:04.000 I'm scared of the fucking jungle. 1.00

00:37:05.000 Well, whenever you get hot, when you get hot and moist, what you get is competition. 0.99

00:37:10.000 The reason why the jungle is so fucking scary is because there's so much life.

00:37:13.000 Right. 0.67

00:37:13.000 And when you get to any place that has condensed life and just complete... 0.67

00:37:20.000 Isolation from human influence.

00:37:23.000 No one's going in there and building shopping malls and there's no roads everywhere and trees aren't getting...

00:37:30.000 They're cutting down trees to log, but what is forest is forest.

00:37:35.000 What is jungle is jungle.

00:37:37.000 There might be killing the jungle, but once you actually get into the jungle...

00:37:40.000 The amount of competition in that jungle is insane. 1.00

00:37:43.000 There's fucking ants killing everything. 1.00

00:37:45.000 They have ants that march an army so strong you can hear them walking. 1.00

00:37:49.000 They have all sorts of different army ants and poisonous ants.

00:37:55.000 Incredible amounts of toxic spiders, snakes, and of course there's jaguars.

00:37:59.000 It's just incredibly dense. 0.93

00:38:01.000 Jaguars are crazy, man. 0.91

00:38:02.000 Oh, it's crazy.

00:38:02.000 So what you're dealing with in the rainforest is incredibly dense life.

00:38:07.000 Like everything.

00:38:08.000 Insect life, reptile life, animal life, all of it coalescing together.

00:38:13.000 And you just have an immense amount of competition.

00:38:16.000 When you have an immense amount of competition, you're going to have diseases.

00:38:18.000 Yeah.

00:38:19.000 You're going to have problems.

00:38:19.000 You're going to have, you know, the amount of moisture there, the heat, the carcasses are going to rot, and just, you know, all the things that feed off of carcasses, and the diseases, infectious, airborne, da-da-da-da-da-da, in the water, blah-blah-blah-blah.

00:38:31.000 Just, I mean, they have fucking, they have parasites that swim up your dick. 1.00

00:38:35.000 I've heard about that. 1.00

00:38:36.000 Yeah.

00:38:37.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:39.000 They bite the shit out of you. 1.00

00:38:40.000 You have to cover the head of your cock when you piss because they're attracted to urine. 1.00

00:38:44.000 And they find when you're in the water, if you try to pee in the water, they fucking swim upstream. 0.99

00:38:50.000 They find your piss, swim up through it. 0.98

00:38:52.000 So they sense your piss and they go after you.

00:38:54.000 Exactly. 0.98

00:38:55.000 And they go up your pee hole. 0.89

00:38:57.000 What's the fish?

00:38:58.000 There's a fish that has human teeth.

00:38:59.000 Have you seen this?

00:39:00.000 Yes. 1.00

00:39:00.000 And they'll bite your testicles off. 1.00

00:39:03.000 Of course they will. 1.00

00:39:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:04.000 You ever seen that shit? 1.00

00:39:05.000 They have human fucking teeth, man. 1.00

00:39:08.000 They look very human-like. 1.00

00:39:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:10.000 It's fucking crazy. 1.00

00:39:11.000 There was a monkey in a zoo, was it in China, that ripped off some baby's balls? 1.00

00:39:16.000 Oh, man. 1.00

00:39:17.000 Why the balls? 1.00

00:39:17.000 Ripped off eight-month-old testicles from eating them. 1.00

00:39:20.000 Oh, why the balls, man? 1.00

00:39:21.000 Because he's a fucking cunty monkey. 1.00

00:39:23.000 It was just a piece that he could grab and yank off. 1.00

00:39:25.000 He probably has already yanked off people's balls. 1.00

00:39:28.000 Is that real? 0.99

00:39:29.000 Yes, that's real.

00:39:31.000 That's so strange.

00:39:32.000 If you can find one, there's one where it actually shows them.

00:39:34.000 Those teeth are better than some comics I know.

00:39:37.000 Look at the roof of its mouth.

00:39:39.000 It has multiple layers of teeth.

00:39:41.000 Oh, that's so freaky.

00:39:42.000 And I want to say that they have found these in lakes in Illinois.

00:39:47.000 Because these were native to Massachusetts.

00:39:50.000 What's the fish called?

00:39:52.000 It's a P. It begins with a P. That's so weird.

00:39:56.000 Look at that photo. 0.92

00:39:57.000 That's so fucking weird. 1.00

00:40:00.000 Worst blowjob ever. 1.00

00:40:02.000 Or best. 0.99

00:40:02.000 Or best, yeah. 0.99

00:40:03.000 No, why are you creeps?

00:40:05.000 What is it called, Brian?

00:40:07.000 I want to say it's like a piku fish.

00:40:11.000 Sheepshed.

00:40:12.000 Sheepshed.

00:40:14.000 Sheepshed.

00:40:15.000 Yeah.

00:40:16.000 That's what it said.

00:40:17.000 Yeah, that's a sheepshed.

00:40:19.000 It's also called a convict fish.

00:40:21.000 I guess there's probably more than one fish that has human white teeth.

00:40:24.000 Oh, totally.

00:40:25.000 Yeah.

00:40:26.000 Did you see that volcano that they found in the middle of the Pacific?

00:40:30.000 Paku fish.

00:40:30.000 Paku, I think, is related to the piranha.

00:40:33.000 Is that different?

00:40:33.000 Okay.

00:40:34.000 I think it's like a cousin of the piranha.

00:40:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:36.000 That's completely different.

00:40:37.000 You're right.

00:40:38.000 All right.

00:40:38.000 Sheep shed.

00:40:38.000 Because Paku is one of those fish that you can actually buy.

00:40:43.000 And I remember when I had piranhas, like...

00:40:47.000 Like, you couldn't get it.

00:40:48.000 It was very hard to get them in a store, but you could get a Paku in a store.

00:40:53.000 Um...

00:40:53.000 The, um...

00:40:55.000 What was I going to say? 1.00

00:40:56.000 Oh, the fucking volcano. 0.99

00:40:58.000 Did you hear about that volcano they found in the middle of the Pacific? 1.00

00:41:00.000 No.

00:41:00.000 They just found it.

00:41:01.000 The largest volcano ever discovered on Earth, and they believe in the entire solar system.

00:41:08.000 It's just in the middle of the Pacific.

00:41:10.000 It's this enormous volcano that's as big as New Mexico, and it's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. 0.99

00:41:16.000 Dude, that's fucking insane. 0.97

00:41:17.000 And they didn't even know it existed. 1.00

00:41:18.000 How the fuck did they not know? 0.98

00:41:20.000 We don't know much about the bottom of the ocean, apparently. 0.99

00:41:23.000 Yeah.

00:41:24.000 Wow.

00:41:24.000 Yeah.

00:41:25.000 We still keep discovering shit about Earth. 0.98

00:41:27.000 I mean, it's kind of a testament to how big and crazy this place is. 0.99

00:41:31.000 But a lot of people think we've seen everything, and we have it all tracked, and we fucking don't. 0.87

00:41:36.000 Well, that's the argument for things like Bigfoot. 0.99

00:41:39.000 But this is some real shit. 0.99

00:41:42.000 Dude, Bigfoot is out there, whatever the hell that thing is. 0.99

00:41:44.000 That's actually probably an argument against Bigfoot, is that they can't find Bigfoot, but they can find this in the middle of the ocean.

00:41:50.000 Actually, that's a terrible argument, because this is so big.

00:41:53.000 It dwarfs the previous record holder.

00:41:56.000 Mauna Loa used to be the world's largest volcano.

00:42:01.000 But this one, Mauna Loa is actually 25% smaller than Olympus Mons on Mars, which is the biggest volcano in Earth's solar system.

00:42:12.000 So it's a little bit smaller.

00:42:14.000 It's one of the largest in the solar system, but the largest on Earth.

00:42:18.000 It's 400 miles wide.

00:42:21.000 And 2.5 miles tall.

00:42:23.000 It erupted for a few million years during the early Cretaceous period, about 144 million years ago, but has since been extinct.

00:42:32.000 Wow.

00:42:33.000 That's nuts.

00:42:34.000 So it almost became another Hawaii, essentially.

00:42:39.000 But it's even bigger.

00:42:40.000 When did they find this?

00:42:41.000 Like a week ago?

00:42:42.000 Maybe they're just trying to grow a new Japan real quick. 1.00

00:42:45.000 This might not be a bad idea.

00:42:47.000 Using chemtrails. 0.98

00:42:48.000 Yeah, send some fucking harp signals down to the bottom of the ocean. 1.00

00:42:52.000 Try to crack that fucker to the top. 1.00

00:42:54.000 Are you scared at all about that shit, man? 1.00

00:42:56.000 I know this is supposed to be a conversation about rap in your book. 1.00

00:42:58.000 No, no.

00:42:59.000 We don't gotta talk about rap or my book.

00:43:01.000 Are you scared of Fukushima?

00:43:03.000 Dude, I... The harp thing? 0.56

00:43:06.000 Is that...

00:43:06.000 No, no.

00:43:07.000 Fukushima, man.

00:43:08.000 I don't know what Fukushima...

00:43:09.000 What is...

00:43:09.000 That's the nuclear disaster in Japan.

00:43:11.000 You're not aware of that? 0.87

00:43:12.000 Last podcast, Joe, I was freaked out about it because we talked about it so much, but then all the shit that people sent me on Twitter, now I'm just like, oh man, there's two sides of it. 0.78

00:43:24.000 I've been on tour. 0.52

00:43:26.000 You didn't hear about the Japanese nuclear meltdown?

00:43:29.000 How long ago was this?

00:43:30.000 Are you serious?

00:43:31.000 How long ago was this?

00:43:32.000 People get so mad at you right now. 1.00

00:43:35.000 Yeah, fuck another American so obsessed with his own bullshit that doesn't understand one of the mass extinction events this world has ever known. 1.00

00:43:42.000 I know a lot about extinction events, just I don't know about this one. 1.00

00:43:45.000 Have you been watching Breaking Bad?

00:43:46.000 2011. I didn't see the last one though.

00:43:48.000 2011, the tsunami and earthquake off of Japan.

00:43:54.000 Sure, I know that.

00:43:56.000 Fukushima power plants went down.

00:43:57.000 And they didn't have a backup.

00:43:59.000 And if you know how, I didn't know how nuclear worked until this, but the way it works is you have to keep those things cool.

00:44:06.000 Nuclear power apparently is just a big fire that works and creates steam.

00:44:12.000 And the steam powers generators.

00:44:14.000 Right.

00:44:14.000 And they pour water into it, and that's why they're always near the water.

00:44:17.000 The water hits the steam, or it hits the nuclear plant somehow or another, the fusion, the energy, heats up the water, and that powers the generators.

00:44:28.000 It's way more primitive than I thought it was.

00:44:30.000 I thought it was somehow or another extracting the energy from the nuclear power. 0.99

00:44:34.000 Put it into tubes or some shit. 0.98

00:44:36.000 I didn't know how it does. 0.96

00:44:38.000 Well, when they do that, they have to keep these rods cool.

00:44:42.000 They have to constantly keep them cool, this nuclear energy. 0.99

00:44:45.000 And when the power goes out, they're fucked. 1.00

00:44:48.000 They're really, really fucked. 1.00

00:44:49.000 They had backup for like eight hours. 1.00

00:44:52.000 When the tsunami hit them, it killed their generator and it killed their backup generator.

00:44:57.000 And so they couldn't cool it off.

00:44:59.000 And once you can't cool it off, it's done.

00:45:01.000 Like you never can cool it off again.

00:45:03.000 They don't know how to cool it off.

00:45:04.000 So essentially they have this place that remains hot for hundreds of thousands of years it's contaminated.

00:45:10.000 Right.

00:45:10.000 And so they don't know, and honestly a lot of it is theoretical, they don't even know where it is right now because it's melted through its containment hole.

00:45:19.000 So it's going further and further into the earth.

00:45:21.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:45:22.000 The whole thing, it's madness.

00:45:24.000 Yes, I am scared about that. 0.99

00:45:27.000 That's fucking terrifying. 0.95

00:45:28.000 And it's leaking millions and millions of gallons of radioactive water into the ocean. 0.99

00:45:34.000 They've showed a measurable increase in the radioactivity in fish.

00:45:38.000 Right now they say it's within tolerable levels.

00:45:40.000 It's like 3% increase in radioactive isotopes.

00:45:44.000 But it's dangerous. 0.99

00:45:45.000 It's fucking dangerous. 0.98

00:45:46.000 I've been eating mad fish lately just because I feel like one day I won't be able to. 0.99

00:45:49.000 You should eat it.

00:45:50.000 Maybe get superpowers.

00:45:52.000 Let me know. 1.00

00:45:53.000 No, that is some scary shit. 0.99

00:45:54.000 I feel very inadequate as a human for not knowing about that. 0.99

00:45:58.000 Well, you shouldn't feel inadequate, but it's kind of shocking that no one's...

00:46:02.000 Well, you live in Kansas City.

00:46:04.000 No one's worried about fish.

00:46:05.000 Yeah.

00:46:05.000 You're worried about catfish.

00:46:07.000 Catch catfish. 1.00

00:46:08.000 Fuck catfish. 1.00

00:46:08.000 I fucking hate catfish. 1.00

00:46:09.000 Why do you hate catfish? 1.00

00:46:10.000 I don't know.

00:46:11.000 Is it those shows where people reaching in and grabbing them with their hands?

00:46:14.000 Because when you grow up in Kansas City, everybody's always, let's go to the lake this weekend and we're going to go. 0.99

00:46:19.000 And that's what you do is you fucking go catfishing. 0.99

00:46:21.000 And they have fucking whiskers that they beat you with if you hold them. 1.00

00:46:25.000 And they're just, they're like pigs. 1.00

00:46:27.000 Well, they're trying to stay alive. 1.00

00:46:28.000 I understand that.

00:46:29.000 I'm just saying, I'm not a fan of them.

00:46:31.000 I'm not a fan of them.

00:46:33.000 Yeah, catfish are delicious.

00:46:34.000 And you can catch them with your hands. 1.00

00:46:36.000 Yeah, and then they beat you with their fucking whiskers. 1.00

00:46:38.000 Those shows where they reach their hand into the mouth and grab them and pull them out of the lake, that is the most ridiculous shit ever. 1.00

00:46:46.000 That's the best way to catch these fucking things. 1.00

00:46:48.000 Would chloroform work on catfish? 1.00

00:46:50.000 I don't think it would work underwater.

00:46:52.000 No, I mean, yeah. 0.99

00:46:53.000 The size of these fucking catfish that they pull out with their hands, too. 0.99

00:46:58.000 I mean, there's some... 0.99

00:46:59.000 I don't know if you've ever seen, like, the legend...

00:47:01.000 Because you like, you know, legendary animals. 0.99

00:47:03.000 There's, like, 400-pound catfish swimming through rivers and shit. 0.98

00:47:06.000 You ever seen some of these pictures of these, like, mega catfish? 0.99

00:47:09.000 I mean...

00:47:10.000 Yeah, there's giant ones.

00:47:11.000 Huge.

00:47:12.000 They caught one recently.

00:47:13.000 There was some world record one they caught in some other country.

00:47:16.000 But someone put a video up on YouTube, and it seriously looked like the guy was pulling in a hippo.

00:47:22.000 He caught it with a rod and reel.

00:47:24.000 Pull it up.

00:47:25.000 Pull up world record catfish caught, like the most recent one.

00:47:29.000 It's insane.

00:47:30.000 It looks like it's eight, nine feet long.

00:47:32.000 And it looks like a hippo.

00:47:33.000 It literally looks like he's pulling in a hippopotamus.

00:47:35.000 It's enormous.

00:47:37.000 It's a catfish.

00:47:38.000 Yeah.

00:47:38.000 Where was it?

00:47:40.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:47:41.000 Kazakhstan or some shit. 0.99

00:47:42.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:47:42.000 I have no idea. 0.99

00:47:43.000 It's just a bunch of strange languages that I don't understand. 1.00

00:47:47.000 Man, fuck catfish. 1.00

00:47:48.000 That's something I do understand. 1.00

00:47:49.000 Yeah, look at this one.

00:47:50.000 That's probably Thailand.

00:47:51.000 Thailand has a lot of giant ones.

00:47:53.000 That's crazy.

00:47:54.000 Yeah, but there's a video of a guy pulling one in on a Rod and Reel video of a guy pulling in the world record.

00:48:00.000 Oh, here it is.

00:48:02.000 These are just rivers, man.

00:48:10.000 Why do you have two videos playing at the same time?

00:48:14.000 I don't know.

00:48:15.000 You have volume playing.

00:48:16.000 We don't need to hear that music.

00:48:18.000 But it's really important.

00:48:20.000 Mood music, man.

00:48:22.000 You gotta really...

00:48:23.000 Look at that rod pulling. 0.66

00:48:26.000 Jesus Christ.

00:48:29.000 Scoot ahead so you can actually see the fish.

00:48:33.000 Do-do-do-do.

00:48:34.000 Do-do-do-do.

00:48:36.000 It's way better hearing you do it.

00:48:40.000 This is not the fish.

00:48:42.000 That's not the one.

00:48:43.000 This is not the world record one. 0.84

00:48:44.000 But it's pretty goddamn big. 0.99

00:48:45.000 Look at the size of that fucking thing. 0.99

00:48:47.000 He's pulling in with his hands. 1.00

00:48:48.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:48:51.000 That's not even close though. 1.00

00:48:52.000 Look, he conveniently rested on his dick. 1.00

00:48:55.000 Oh, I just happened to stick my dick in this catfish's mouth after conquering it. 1.00

00:49:00.000 Look at the size of that fucking thing. 1.00

00:49:00.000 Yeah, did they call that a Kentucky kiss or what's that called? 1.00

00:49:03.000 You know what's really fucked up? 0.98

00:49:04.000 That's not even the craziest animal that lives in freshwater. 0.95

00:49:07.000 Have you ever seen an alligator gar?

00:49:08.000 A what?

00:49:09.000 Alligator gar.

00:49:10.000 No.

00:49:11.000 Oh, dude, pull that up. 0.83

00:49:12.000 There's videos of these people catching these things.

00:49:14.000 They apparently live in some places in the south, like Texas has lakes that have them, and these things are enormous.

00:49:22.000 They grow like nine feet long.

00:49:23.000 They look like dinosaurs.

00:49:24.000 They look like swimming dinosaurs.

00:49:26.000 Their teeth, they're like giant piranha.

00:49:28.000 Their teeth are filled. 1.00

00:49:29.000 With these crazy fucking sharp teeth. 1.00

00:49:31.000 And I think they eat them. 1.00

00:49:34.000 I think they eat them like on Swamp People.

00:49:35.000 I think they smoke them.

00:49:37.000 But it's a crazy looking dinosaur, evil, ancient fish.

00:49:42.000 You got it? 1.00

00:49:44.000 Look at this fucking thing. 1.00

00:49:52.000 Is this somebody catching one? 1.00

00:49:55.000 Oh, this is more romantical. 1.00

00:49:57.000 Yeah, what is with these fishermen with their fucking shitty music behind their fish videos? 1.00

00:50:07.000 Wait till you see this thing. 1.00

00:50:08.000 Well, that's not even that big of one. 0.99

00:50:13.000 Kill that music, dude. 1.00

00:50:14.000 Stop. 1.00

00:50:15.000 Go to a...

00:50:16.000 Oh my god!

00:50:18.000 Look at that thing! 0.99

00:50:18.000 That's how it cuts out. 0.99

00:50:20.000 Holy shit! 0.99

00:50:22.000 Show a good photo of one, because some of them, you'll see the teeth. 1.00

00:50:25.000 Oh Jesus Christ!

00:50:27.000 I mean, that's a Native American freshwater fish.

00:50:30.000 Oh my god.

00:50:31.000 And it's probably been in this state for, you know, millions of years.

00:50:35.000 Oh my god.

00:50:36.000 It looked like that.

00:50:36.000 That is terrifying.

00:50:38.000 Yeah, and they're huge.

00:50:39.000 I mean, these things get enormous.

00:50:41.000 What's the world record alligator car?

00:50:43.000 Let's find out how big they get.

00:50:45.000 Dude, that photo that you tweeted the other day with the mountain lion eating a deer on the side of the road.

00:50:54.000 Yeah, mountain lion eating a deer on the side of the road in Santa Monica.

00:50:58.000 Right in the Santa Monica Mountains.

00:51:00.000 Like, people were driving by and they passed it. 1.00

00:51:03.000 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:51:04.000 You ever seen the video of the Komodo dragon eating the water buffalo? 1.00

00:51:07.000 Yes.

00:51:08.000 That's, like, one of the best.

00:51:09.000 They measure from the alligator gar as the largest freshwater fish found in North America. 0.95

00:51:14.000 It measures between 8 and 10 feet fucking long. 1.00

00:51:18.000 God damn it. 0.99

00:51:20.000 If you pull up a photo that says, uh, world record alligator gar, do that on, uh, on, um, on Google image search. 0.99

00:51:30.000 Okay, Bing.

00:51:32.000 You contrarian.

00:51:33.000 I'm using Bing with my Windows phone. 0.99

00:51:35.000 I give zero fucks. 0.98

00:51:37.000 Look at this thing. 0.97

00:51:39.000 This is one of the world record ones.

00:51:41.000 Oh my god!

00:51:42.000 Jesus.

00:51:42.000 That's an alligator, brother.

00:51:44.000 That's the world record alligator.

00:51:45.000 Look at the picture that he just pulled up.

00:51:47.000 Look at that, though.

00:51:48.000 This just got captured last week.

00:51:50.000 Oh my god!

00:51:51.000 Yeah.

00:51:52.000 That's the world record alligator they just captured in Mississippi.

00:51:54.000 That was in Mississippi?

00:51:55.000 Yeah, not even world record.

00:51:56.000 I believe it was just Mississippi record, right?

00:51:59.000 Yep.

00:51:59.000 But what's crazy is the state record, they broke twice in a day.

00:52:04.000 One person got one that was over 700, and someone else got one that was even larger than that.

00:52:09.000 It was over 700 pounds.

00:52:11.000 So two of them in a day that broke the...

00:52:13.000 Previous state record.

00:52:14.000 That's crazy.

00:52:15.000 When I was a kid, I used to live in Florida.

00:52:17.000 I lived in a place called Gainesville, and Gainesville has a lake.

00:52:20.000 Yeah, I've played a show in Gainesville.

00:52:21.000 There's a good college there.

00:52:23.000 Yeah.

00:52:23.000 It's also where I think Ted Bundy did all his killing.

00:52:25.000 Yeah.

00:52:26.000 There was a lake called Lake Alice, and it was filled with alligators.

00:52:30.000 Alligators there all the time.

00:52:31.000 We used to feed them.

00:52:32.000 We used to throw marshmallows in, and they would eat the marshmallows. 0.89

00:52:35.000 And occasionally, people's dogs, like someone would fuck up, and they'd be walking their dog too close to the To the water.

00:52:41.000 They just jump out, grab them, snap them up. 0.98

00:52:44.000 Yeah.

00:52:45.000 I thought you threw marshmallows and then occasionally somebody stole a hook.

00:52:48.000 No.

00:52:49.000 Rude.

00:52:50.000 No.

00:52:52.000 But they were scarce.

00:52:54.000 You weren't allowed to hunt them.

00:52:56.000 They were a protected species.

00:52:58.000 That's why they were telling us not to feed them marshmallows at one point in time.

00:53:01.000 They put up a sign.

00:53:02.000 Because apparently the alligators had a hard time digesting the marshmallow. 0.64

00:53:05.000 Like they were concerned with the alligators, their population.

00:53:08.000 But now, now they're everywhere.

00:53:11.000 They're just infested.

00:53:12.000 They have these people on those swamp shows.

00:53:15.000 You ever watch those swamp shows on the History Channel?

00:53:17.000 They have like a 500 tag limit. 1.00

00:53:20.000 So they can kill 500 of them in a fucking season. 1.00

00:53:23.000 So they're just driving around the swamp, shooting rifles into the water, setting traps. 1.00

00:53:28.000 Yeah, that's almost two a day.

00:53:29.000 Jesus Christ.

00:53:30.000 Well, I think, I don't know how long their season lasts.

00:53:32.000 Oh yeah, that's way more than two a day, depending on how long the season lasts.

00:53:36.000 I think they have a season. 0.99

00:53:37.000 But like, you know, some animals, when they get too crazy, they stop the season thing, and they just say, you can do whatever the fuck you want. 1.00

00:53:44.000 Like wild pigs in Texas. 0.99

00:53:45.000 There was a thing that they put out today, it was on my Twitter... 0.64

00:53:48.000 That they hired a guy to start trapping them in the city of Dallas.

00:53:53.000 That they have to start trapping wild hogs in the city of Dallas.

00:53:58.000 Because they're like a nuisance?

00:53:59.000 Because they're making their way into the city.

00:54:01.000 Wild pigs in Texas are so bad right now.

00:54:04.000 There's more than 11 million wild pigs in Texas alone right now, apparently.

00:54:08.000 Have you ever been to South Africa?

00:54:09.000 No.

00:54:10.000 Okay, so we did a tour in South Africa, and we were driving from Cape Town to Johannesburg, or driving, no, driving around Johannesburg, and there is a guy, pretty much every 20 miles or so, that is employed by the state, 0.98

00:54:26.000 that walks around with a whip, and he whips baboons off the street because they fuck with people's cars. 1.00

00:54:32.000 Baboons are little fucking thugs, man. 1.00

00:54:35.000 They'll break into your car and take all your CDs and break them and piss all over your car and fuck your shit up and just leave it there. 1.00

00:54:44.000 They do it on purpose. 0.99

00:54:45.000 So they pay a guy to walk around and whip baboons to keep them out of people's cars. 1.00

00:54:49.000 God damn. 1.00

00:54:50.000 Dude, they're goons. 1.00

00:54:52.000 You know what's really weird about baboons? 1.00

00:54:54.000 They're kind of like part dog.

00:54:58.000 They're a primate, but they look kind of dog-like.

00:55:01.000 When they open up their mouth and they bare their teeth or they're barking or something like that, they have a dog face.

00:55:09.000 Pull up a picture of some baboons. 0.99

00:55:11.000 Baboons' teeth. 1.00

00:55:12.000 They're freaky looking fucking animals. 1.00

00:55:15.000 They're crazy, man. 1.00

00:55:16.000 And they're everywhere. 1.00

00:55:17.000 That's not a baboon.

00:55:18.000 Pull up a picture of a baboon.

00:55:23.000 They have a real problem with them breaking into people's hotel rooms, too.

00:55:27.000 They've broken into... 1.00

00:55:29.000 They figured out how to open sliding glass doors and shit. 1.00

00:55:32.000 If you leave them open, they'll break into your hotel room and just ransack your shit. 1.00

00:55:36.000 Yeah, they fuck your shit up. 1.00

00:55:37.000 Yeah, look at it. 1.00

00:55:39.000 Oh, he's sticking his ass up against that kid's face. 1.00

00:55:42.000 Yeah, they're rude. 1.00

00:55:43.000 They're smarter than people. 0.94

00:55:44.000 Get some good ones that show baboon's teeth.

00:55:49.000 Get something that shows baboon's teeth.

00:55:52.000 They're freaky looking animals, man.

00:55:53.000 They're almost like a dog.

00:55:56.000 Monkey hybrid.

00:55:57.000 They're everywhere in South Africa.

00:55:59.000 They're walking down the sidewalk.

00:56:01.000 So if you're out for a jog or something, you might encounter a baboon. 1.00

00:56:04.000 God damn. 0.99

00:56:05.000 So what do they do about them? 0.99

00:56:06.000 They try to have somebody come around and regulate them, but I don't think that they're completely successful.

00:56:12.000 So, I don't know.

00:56:14.000 I think you can scream at one or something and it'll run away from you.

00:56:17.000 Maybe not though, right?

00:56:18.000 Yeah, maybe not.

00:56:19.000 Some mayor in India recently got killed.

00:56:21.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:56:23.000 Some mayor got killed by a pack of monkeys, a mayor of a town in India. 1.00

00:56:29.000 Dude, monkeys are fucking ruthless. 0.99

00:56:31.000 Yeah, put up a couple more of those pictures. 0.99

00:56:36.000 It's so weird that that's a real animal, man. 1.00

00:56:39.000 Look at their fucking teeth. 0.99

00:56:42.000 But it's like very, almost dog-like, you know? 1.00

00:56:45.000 It's primate-like, but it's long and dog-like.

00:56:47.000 Like wolf-like or something.

00:56:48.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:50.000 I'm so glad we don't have shit like that here. 0.99

00:56:52.000 I mean, we have our... 0.99

00:56:53.000 We have bears.

00:56:55.000 Bears are scarier than that. 0.68

00:56:56.000 Bears are pretty bad.

00:56:57.000 Did you hear about that event last week, or it was two weeks ago, where seven people got bitten by a bear?

00:57:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:02.000 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:57:04.000 In one day. 1.00

00:57:05.000 Yeah, bears are pretty scary.

00:57:07.000 And they're huge, too. 0.99

00:57:09.000 And fucking fast. 0.99

00:57:11.000 So you can't outrun them. 0.99

00:57:13.000 Oh, look at that.

00:57:15.000 That's real, too.

00:57:19.000 They pull their lips back.

00:57:21.000 Do they do that with their hands, or does it just pull back like that?

00:57:24.000 No, it just does it.

00:57:24.000 Jesus, man.

00:57:25.000 It does it when they wide open their mouths. 1.00

00:57:27.000 Scariest vagina ever. 1.00

00:57:29.000 What a creepy looking animal, man. 1.00

00:57:33.000 Yeah, there was a couple of days, a couple day period, where seven people were mauled by bears in America.

00:57:43.000 Yeah, it's getting weird, man.

00:57:45.000 It's getting really weird.

00:57:47.000 Yeah.

00:57:48.000 Yeah, things are kind of nuts, man.

00:57:49.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:57:50.000 I'm just scared of shit like that. 0.99

00:57:52.000 And I guess in Kansas City, we don't really have to worry about stuff like that, which is nice. 0.99

00:57:56.000 We don't have bears or animators.

00:57:57.000 You plan on staying there?

00:57:58.000 I don't know, man.

00:57:59.000 I'm probably going to have to move.

00:58:01.000 Probably have to move out here because of some of the stuff that's going on.

00:58:04.000 My wife definitely wants to move out here. 1.00

00:58:07.000 Because of showbiz type stuff?

00:58:09.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:58:10.000 Your wife wants to get the fuck out of Kansas City? 1.00

00:58:11.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:12.000 She doesn't like it.

00:58:13.000 I don't know.

00:58:13.000 She was getting ready to move to England, and I kind of interrupted her plans and married her and put a baby in her.

00:58:20.000 So now that stuff is going so well, she wants to go to either of the coasts, but just not stay in Kansas City, which... 0.93

00:58:29.000 It's something to consider because it's getting to the point where it's hard to do shit from there. 0.93

00:58:33.000 Dude, you gotta live in California. 0.98

00:58:35.000 You got weather, weed, women. 1.00

00:58:37.000 Women, weather, weed, In-N-Out Burger. 1.00

00:58:40.000 That's right.

00:58:40.000 In-N-Out Burger is pretty nice.

00:58:41.000 Even if you're gluten-free, you can get the protein style.

00:58:44.000 Will they give it to you on two big slabs of lettuce?

00:58:47.000 Yeah, she's gluten-free. 0.99

00:58:49.000 She'd love that.

00:58:50.000 It'll stink up your car, though, for days and days.

00:58:52.000 That smell of In-N-Out, it's impossible to get out of your car.

00:58:56.000 It's weird.

00:58:57.000 It's like even if you clean your car up, you're like, where is it?

00:58:59.000 How is it in here?

00:59:01.000 I ate in the box.

00:59:03.000 When I cleaned the box, I picked the box up, I threw it in the garbage, I get in my car, it still smells like In-N-Out.

00:59:07.000 Do you like living out here?

00:59:09.000 Because you've lived quite a few places, right?

00:59:11.000 You've bounced around.

00:59:12.000 There's too many people.

00:59:14.000 That's an issue.

00:59:15.000 But the good thing about too many people is you get a lot of cool people. 0.99

00:59:19.000 Because there's so many fucking people. 0.99

00:59:21.000 And it's so... 0.99

00:59:23.000 There's a lot of creative people that live here.

00:59:24.000 So you can cultivate...

00:59:26.000 We've got a great group of friends now.

00:59:28.000 And it's like all of our friends are comics.

00:59:31.000 We're good to go.

00:59:49.000 I think you sort of almost like, you don't appreciate people as much.

00:59:54.000 I think they're overwhelming to you.

00:59:56.000 Whereas if you go to a small town, what I like about driving in a place like Boulder or something like that is people wave to you.

01:00:03.000 If you're passing on a road...

01:00:04.000 It's very hospitable in places like that.

01:00:06.000 That's the same with Kansas City.

01:00:07.000 We're very friendly to each other.

01:00:09.000 There's less pressure.

01:00:11.000 There's a real pressure that comes from volume of people.

01:00:14.000 And I feel it on the highway, and I think it's responsible for road rage.

01:00:18.000 You're not seeing road rage in empty roads.

01:00:20.000 A lot of it is during traffic.

01:00:23.000 There's road rage in empty roads, too.

01:00:24.000 Yeah, well, that's just out.

01:00:25.000 That was probably a bad example.

01:00:27.000 But my point being that when there's less people that are clogging up the world, you're not constantly being slowed down everywhere you go by a high volume of people, I think you appreciate them more.

01:00:39.000 Do you feel that there's an overabundance of Maybe, kind of like what we were talking about before the show, not to say any names, but creative people that are getting in the way of maybe people that have a genuine voice.

01:00:52.000 Oh, people that have figured out a way to exist in the system even though they suck?

01:00:57.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.91

01:00:58.000 And maybe are preventing other people that would otherwise have opportunities.

01:01:04.000 I don't know. 0.94

01:01:05.000 You know, we were talking about a specific example of a comedian that we know that sucks, that somehow or another has carved out some sort of a small life in Hollywood while being incredibly bad. 0.52

01:01:17.000 I think those are rare. 0.85

01:01:19.000 It's rare.

01:01:20.000 I think most people that actually get through and, you know...

01:01:23.000 You might not enjoy them.

01:01:25.000 It might not be your style. 0.91

01:01:28.000 There's a lot of music that's not my style, but other people fucking love it. 0.99

01:01:32.000 There's that weird pretentious thing where you go, no, it fucking sucks, period. 0.99

01:01:36.000 It might suck to you, but to someone, the Smiths are the greatest band ever. 0.99

01:01:41.000 Yeah, a lot of people think that. 0.77

01:01:42.000 Yeah, a lot of people think that.

01:01:44.000 I don't like them.

01:01:45.000 No, I don't either.

01:01:46.000 It's not my style.

01:01:47.000 Never.

01:01:47.000 But I appreciate that they obviously are great to those people.

01:01:51.000 That's how it is.

01:01:52.000 But then there's also other folks that get through as writers, and that's where it gets really weird.

01:01:57.000 See, that's one of the reasons I would come here, is to parlay what I'm doing into writing.

01:02:02.000 Well, you're a funny writer, dude.

01:02:04.000 You wouldn't have to worry about what we're describing.

01:02:05.000 Right.

01:02:06.000 What we're describing is people that somehow or another get jobs as writers that aren't funny at all.

01:02:11.000 And I've seen it, man.

01:02:12.000 I've seen it on large scale.

01:02:15.000 And you know what happens a lot of times?

01:02:16.000 It gets really weird.

01:02:17.000 Like, sitcom writers, they have teams. 0.79

01:02:20.000 And so it'll be one guy who's the really funny guy, and the other guy's the guy who bounces shit off, who doesn't talk that much.

01:02:27.000 But they work as a team.

01:02:28.000 Because the one guy who's the really funny, creative guy is kind of dysfunctional and can't really do it on himself, can't type or something like that.

01:02:34.000 And so they have these two men teams and they're monsters.

01:02:38.000 And it happens a lot.

01:02:39.000 We have these two men teams, these guys start out together, but there's one guy who's really talented.

01:02:44.000 I did this pilot way back in the day.

01:02:47.000 I had a development deal to do a show.

01:02:48.000 And there was these two guys that worked on a very successful sitcom. 0.99

01:02:51.000 And this guy branched off on his own, separated from his partner, and got this fucking deal. 0.99

01:02:56.000 And it was a giant deal. 0.99

01:02:58.000 It was millions of dollars.

01:02:59.000 I mean, he was the guy.

01:03:01.000 And so the people that gave me this development deal wanted me to meet with him.

01:03:05.000 So I go into Homeboy's office.

01:03:07.000 First of all, he's wearing bowling shoes.

01:03:09.000 Which is a bad sign. 1.00

01:03:11.000 Because those bitches are not comfortable. 1.00

01:03:13.000 So it's one thing if you're wearing, you know, you like wearing high top Converse and you're 90 years old, you're eccentric. 0.99

01:03:20.000 But at least they're comfortable to wear.

01:03:22.000 If you're wearing bowling shoes, I assume you're trying to be wacky.

01:03:25.000 Yeah.

01:03:26.000 And I get grossed out.

01:03:27.000 Yeah.

01:03:27.000 You know?

01:03:27.000 So I was thinking, this guy, this is a weird sign.

01:03:31.000 And then he's just not funny.

01:03:33.000 Like, in talking to him, he doesn't seem particularly interesting.

01:03:37.000 He doesn't seem particularly sharp.

01:03:39.000 There's nothing...

01:03:40.000 I mean, maybe he pours it all out in his writing.

01:03:42.000 Maybe he's this bland guy. 1.00

01:03:43.000 And when he writes, you're like, holy shit. 1.00

01:03:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:46.000 So they give me the script after this guy's done with it, and it is one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever read in my life. 0.63

01:03:52.000 And the guy eventually faded away and disappeared. 0.96

01:03:56.000 But for a long time, he was considered to be one of the best writers in Hollywood because he was a part of a team.

01:04:08.000 Yeah, I've heard that people in Hollywood kind of fail upwards.

01:04:13.000 They are a part of things and they just manage to make it to a certain point without ever really doing anything.

01:04:20.000 That's kind of a cliche, you know?

01:04:22.000 Is that more of a cliche?

01:04:23.000 I think it's happened before, but it's a nepotism thing.

01:04:27.000 People that are really good at networking in show business, like as producers or as executives maybe more so than anything else.

01:04:35.000 But as far as people that are producing, like writers or something like that, not really. 0.85

01:04:39.000 See, my biggest fear is, and I can't talk about the network or anything, but this is obviously getting optioned into something, and one of my biggest fears is being afflicted with shitty writers.

01:04:50.000 Oh, it'll happen.

01:04:51.000 Because my biggest, and I don't understand still, I cannot possibly grasp the logic why they won't let me write it, because... 1.00

01:04:59.000 It's my shit. 0.99

01:05:00.000 Who won't let you write it? 1.00

01:05:01.000 The people you're doing the deal with?

01:05:02.000 Everybody.

01:05:03.000 They're just going, no, we'll find you a writer.

01:05:05.000 Which is fine, because maybe this particular person, whoever they decide to choose, or people, will actually produce a teleplay that's amazing and take what I've done.

01:05:13.000 Teleplay?

01:05:14.000 What year is this?

01:05:15.000 Teleplay.

01:05:15.000 It's on a fixing machine.

01:05:17.000 These are words that I've been hearing of late.

01:05:20.000 Teleplay. 0.99

01:05:20.000 But I'm also worried that then it's gonna come back and it's gonna be a piece of shit and it's gonna take all the heart and soul that I put into it and just make it sterile. 0.99

01:05:30.000 It's very possible. 0.99

01:05:31.000 It is.

01:05:32.000 I haven't had good luck in trying to turn things into TV shows.

01:05:35.000 It's hard.

01:05:35.000 It's also hard when you're dealing with...

01:05:38.000 It's a huge process when you're dealing with more than one person.

01:05:41.000 Because you're dealing with more than one vision.

01:05:44.000 I mean, I found that even on the sci-fi show that I did, there was people that were saying, we should do it like this, or we should do it like that.

01:05:50.000 And there's all these different points of view, and a lot of times that fucks things up.

01:05:55.000 Louis C.K. has the best deal ever.

01:05:56.000 Dude, the best deal. 0.93

01:05:57.000 Because his deal is basically, they said, we're not going to give you any money, but you can do whatever the fuck you want and we'll air it. 0.97

01:06:03.000 Well, they give him money, but it was such a smart thing on their part to trust.

01:06:08.000 Like, here you get a guy who's a comedic genius, and you say, well, what do you do about this?

01:06:12.000 Well, you trust him.

01:06:13.000 You trust him to do something funny, and you give him money.

01:06:15.000 I would love that.

01:06:16.000 Well, that's what you need.

01:06:17.000 I think, honestly, that's what everybody gets on the internet.

01:06:20.000 I mean, it really is what it is.

01:06:22.000 The things that have become successful from the internet, like your videos, are all things that you've created on your own and they've found their audience.

01:06:28.000 And that's really what someone needs to understand.

01:06:30.000 Like, you got to be famous from the internet.

01:06:34.000 You got your, I found out about you, from your work.

01:06:37.000 From your mind, then pushed out to the universe.

01:06:41.000 And you put it together, you filmed it, like this pancake wrap thing that everybody knows about.

01:06:46.000 Here, this is a pretty big one.

01:06:56.000 God, I was fat.

01:07:03.000 Are you getting drunk while you're making pancakes?

01:07:11.000 This took me... 0.97

01:07:12.000 Because I probably did over 200 takes because there's a particular part where I kept fucking the words up.

01:07:18.000 It's coming up in a second.

01:07:20.000 So it took me two nights.

01:07:25.000 Right here.

01:07:31.000 To do that... 0.68

01:07:37.000 It just got to the point where I had to just start hammering screwdrivers like half and half orange juice and vodka because I kept fucking that part up.

01:07:46.000 That makes it better?

01:07:47.000 Screwdrivers makes it better?

01:07:48.000 No, it made it worse.

01:07:49.000 That was the problem.

01:07:50.000 I was just frustrated.

01:07:54.000 That's like micro-machining.

01:07:55.000 Here's another one, here's another one.

01:08:00.000 Jesus Christ.

01:08:05.000 That's amazing. 1.00

01:08:06.000 God damn, dude. 0.99

01:08:06.000 That must be so hard to do live. 0.99

01:08:08.000 It's...

01:08:09.000 As long as I get proper vocal and...

01:08:13.000 Warm-ups?

01:08:13.000 Warm-ups.

01:08:14.000 Then I'll be fine.

01:08:15.000 Like, if I just try to go out there and do that, it's not happening.

01:08:18.000 I mean, you gotta stretch.

01:08:20.000 Like, you know, before you train jiu-jitsu or something, you gotta, you know, 20-30 minutes of warming up.

01:08:25.000 It's that similar concept.

01:08:26.000 I do that now before shows.

01:08:29.000 I make sure I have conversations.

01:08:31.000 Before shows.

01:08:31.000 Do you ever do scales?

01:08:33.000 Yeah, I go...

01:08:34.000 But I also stretch my mouth.

01:08:38.000 Yeah, you have to.

01:08:39.000 It's a lot of stretching my tongue and my cheeks out and talking.

01:08:43.000 The crucial thing is making sure I'm extremely hydrated.

01:08:48.000 Because that'll make my mouth very...

01:08:51.000 Kind of juicy and lubricated.

01:08:54.000 Juicy.

01:08:54.000 Juicy and lubricated.

01:08:55.000 Yeah, dawg. 0.87

01:08:56.000 Keep talking, I'll get my pants off. 0.83

01:08:58.000 But I found that the internet is, you know, in particular, like what Google is doing right now, trying to destroy network TV with Google Fiber.

01:09:08.000 I found a couple years ago, and where this is all from, where Bennett is coming from, is that we're kind of all as artists, Taking control back and You know like you do with this podcast what I do with my videos what I did with my blog and we Create all this shit that they you know the suits will try to take and repackage for networks And I think that the thing with Louie is they let one through that didn't have to go through the filter of all the Executives 0.77

01:09:39.000 and the suits and that's why it's so fucking awesome. 0.67

01:09:41.000 Yeah It's because they said, alright, we're just going to let this guy do it.

01:09:44.000 Well, look at what you're doing, right?

01:09:46.000 And look at how would you have done that if you had a bunch of people telling you what to do?

01:09:51.000 I wouldn't.

01:09:51.000 I couldn't.

01:09:51.000 Even if I had one person telling me what to do.

01:09:54.000 I mean, I like the autonomy.

01:09:56.000 And I think that's why there's so many voices that are emerging because we're getting these singular, very creative voices that are coming, you know.

01:10:05.000 What you do.

01:10:06.000 Perfect example.

01:10:07.000 Well, this podcast would have never been like this if we had a producer or a network.

01:10:11.000 Is there a funnier way that we could say that?

01:10:15.000 Could we use some more G-rated words?

01:10:17.000 Advertisers aren't going to like using the fleshlight. 1.00

01:10:21.000 Or this motherfucker. 1.00

01:10:23.000 Just having him hang around the same butthole every five seconds. 1.00

01:10:27.000 Can we get James Franco instead? 0.95

01:10:30.000 Well, they would be like, we've done studies and... 0.98

01:10:34.000 Oh, that's, well, that's one of the things, like, in one of the projects I have is I'm very certain that it's gonna have to go through a fucking focus group. 0.99

01:10:42.000 Of course. 0.96

01:10:43.000 I've never had that happen to anything I've ever done.

01:10:46.000 It's weird.

01:10:47.000 It's weird.

01:10:47.000 Focus groups are strange.

01:10:48.000 Well, I mean, what is, like, you've had, what are, like, some of the comments that you get? 0.99

01:10:52.000 I mean, you get, like, very bizarre, fucked up comments. 0.90

01:10:55.000 No, quite honestly, if something's good, they like it. 0.97

01:10:59.000 I mean, that's the reality of focus groups.

01:11:01.000 People don't like it. 1.00

01:11:02.000 They like to say, well, you know, fuck a focus group. 0.98

01:11:05.000 But if you got a good product, the focus group is most likely going to like it. 0.99

01:11:09.000 The problem is you shouldn't have to do it that way.

01:11:13.000 The way you develop a show, it's like the way you develop anything.

01:11:17.000 It's like you create it, you put it out there, you get feedback, you work it and tweak it and you continue.

01:11:22.000 And when you start out, it's not going to be the same thing it is a year from now or six months from now.

01:11:27.000 You're going to get it together.

01:11:28.000 For me, there's a whole process from the beginning of coming up with a bit and then what the bit actually becomes in six months.

01:11:36.000 And if I had to judge it based on the first time I ever did it on stage, most bits would probably never make it.

01:11:41.000 They would die off.

01:11:43.000 They're just not ready.

01:11:44.000 And when you're on a television show, everybody wants the beginning product to be the final product.

01:11:50.000 And it's not. 0.98

01:11:51.000 It takes fucking forever. 0.97

01:11:52.000 Go watch the first episode of The Sopranos. 0.99

01:11:54.000 It was a comedy.

01:11:56.000 It was a comedy. 0.99

01:11:57.000 It was a slapstick, over-the-top comedy where Edie Falco had a fucking machine gun and her daughter was trying to climb into the window at night and she's out there with an AK-47 pointing it at her. 0.98

01:12:08.000 Yeah, because Meadow was trying to sneak back. 0.99

01:12:10.000 She had snuck out of the house.

01:12:12.000 Exactly.

01:12:13.000 It was a joke.

01:12:14.000 It was a hilarious, loopy, over-the-top mob show.

01:12:18.000 And then it became this intense, incredible drama and one of the most realistic shows in human history.

01:12:24.000 But it didn't start out like that.

01:12:25.000 It's weird to see shows kind of take that evolution.

01:12:28.000 I think that, like, Eastbound and Down has done that.

01:12:30.000 That went from a very funny comedy and now it's kind of like this...

01:12:34.000 Drama show.

01:12:35.000 It's dramedy.

01:12:36.000 Have you seen any of the recent seasons?

01:12:38.000 I like that guy. 0.66

01:12:40.000 I think he's fucking awesome, but I can only watch that show in short bursts. 0.99

01:12:45.000 Well, the second season, and in particular the third season, dude, it was a fucking romantic comedy. 0.98

01:12:50.000 What are we doing here? 0.97

01:12:51.000 Brian's distracting us.

01:12:52.000 I was showing a scene from Sopranos Joey Diaz.

01:12:55.000 It was in The Sopranos.

01:12:56.000 He was on MADtv.

01:13:02.000 It's hard to get someone to be willing to let you do your thing and put it on TV, but that's the only way it's ever going to be your thing.

01:13:10.000 It's something you have to go through.

01:13:12.000 It's just hard to do it on a place like FX. But you could do it on Vimeo.

01:13:16.000 You could do it on YouTube.

01:13:18.000 That's the beautiful thing about the internet.

01:13:20.000 And that's why you're here.

01:13:23.000 No, that is why I'm here.

01:13:24.000 That's also why you're there.

01:13:25.000 That's why you're there.

01:13:26.000 You're representing you.

01:13:28.000 You're representing Mac Lethal.

01:13:29.000 I mean, you here.

01:13:30.000 Boom.

01:13:31.000 You made it.

01:13:31.000 There it is.

01:13:32.000 Everybody likes it.

01:13:33.000 Oh, good.

01:13:33.000 Here I am.

01:13:34.000 The guy who does that.

01:13:35.000 Well, we want to change all that.

01:13:36.000 Yeah.

01:13:36.000 We want to throw in a bunch of other people that you don't even know and get a bunch of guys that have a totally different sensibility.

01:13:41.000 Listen, we know how to make some shitty TV shows. 0.68

01:13:43.000 We've done it in the past. 1.00

01:13:44.000 And we would like to take your amazing original idea and turn it into a piece of shit that you're going to pull your fucking hair out of. 1.00

01:13:49.000 And we're going to give you nine writers. 1.00

01:13:51.000 Yes. 1.00

01:13:52.000 And they're all dickheads. 0.99

01:13:54.000 Have you seen this, Joe? 0.99

01:13:55.000 What is it?

01:13:55.000 He makes a Kanye West song out of nothing but hair.

01:13:58.000 Oh, you haven't seen this?

01:13:59.000 It's great.

01:14:00.000 Yeah.

01:14:01.000 He loops it.

01:14:04.000 Dana White followed me on Twitter because of this.

01:14:12.000 This took like a week.

01:14:14.000 What looper do you use, by the way? 0.99

01:14:15.000 That is the fucking Roland 606 loop machine. 1.00

01:14:20.000 It has infinite loops. 0.99

01:14:22.000 And then I have one where I use my phone, which is a program called Everyday Looper. 0.97

01:14:31.000 And you're doing all this by just pressing the lube machine and making noises with a hair dryer, and for people who are listening to this at home, going, what the fuck am I listening to?

01:14:39.000 You have to see it.

01:14:40.000 This is, uh...

01:14:43.000 Niggas in Paris by Kanye and Jay-Z. I don't know how to say that.

01:15:13.000 You did another one where you looped where you were making noises like with your mouth.

01:15:18.000 With the phone.

01:15:19.000 Yeah.

01:15:19.000 That's the one I talk about.

01:15:20.000 I mentioned your name.

01:15:21.000 Yeah, that's how I saw it.

01:15:22.000 Getting your mind so open like I'm Joe Rogan. 0.98

01:15:23.000 I used this program called Everyday Looper and I probably made this guy fucking half a million dollars. 0.98

01:15:28.000 And you did it with your phone. 0.97

01:15:29.000 Yeah, I did it with this.

01:15:30.000 This is the program right here.

01:15:31.000 Wow.

01:15:32.000 And it just infinitely loops.

01:15:35.000 And basically I used this thing called Apogee where I could plug it into my phone and record an acoustic guitar and then I made a lot of noises with my mouth and just looped them, whistled, harmonized with the whistle and then I did a song over it.

01:15:48.000 And I just have found that in 2013, it's not enough.

01:15:55.000 Especially if you're not going to get radio play and you're not going to get on MTV. If you want to stand out, you have to use new forms of making songs.

01:16:03.000 Use technology, hair products, whatever it is.

01:16:08.000 You have to do things that are pushing the envelope.

01:16:10.000 And we've already done everything.

01:16:12.000 We've already written every song we can possibly write with all the instruments that we have.

01:16:16.000 So what I'm trying to do is incorporate pancakes or incorporate my iPhone or incorporate hair products, whatever it is that's going to push the envelope and make it stand out a little bit more.

01:16:26.000 Yeah, this is it right here, right?

01:16:27.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:16:35.000 This is crazy.

01:16:37.000 And then you bust out a guitar in the middle of this?

01:16:40.000 Yep. 0.94

01:16:45.000 The guy that mates this Everyday Looper program has to owe me fucking $250,000 for how many of these I sold for him. 0.99

01:16:52.000 Dickhead. 0.99

01:16:53.000 And so you make this, and that's all you have to do is do that once, and then it loops.

01:16:58.000 Then it loops, then I add another one to it.

01:17:01.000 And you can stack them over top of each other, too, in this program.

01:17:05.000 It's so badass.

01:17:07.000 And you're doing all this in real time.

01:17:09.000 Yeah, and then I harmonize right here.

01:17:26.000 And I might suck at guitar, but at least I've never protested a dead soldier's funeral.

01:17:33.000 And yeah, I'm losing my hair, but at least I've never judged a woman for thinking that another woman's beautiful.

01:17:39.000 And sometimes, and I mean sometimes, I might even text message while I drive.

01:17:45.000 Woo! 0.99

01:17:47.000 But I've never thanked God when a precious five-year-old child was shot and died.

01:17:52.000 Uh-uh.

01:17:53.000 What's it to you? 0.85

01:17:54.000 You got something so sick. 0.99

01:17:55.000 Just bust into a nutty cuckoo. 1.00

01:17:57.000 It's so ugly, brutal. 0.95

01:18:00.000 This was about when Sandy Hook happened.

01:18:04.000 Because I'm from Kansas City, so I'm 20 minutes away from Topeka, Kansas, where the Westboro Baptist Church is. 0.98

01:18:10.000 And we've experienced for our whole lives the Phelps family, the Roper family, always protesting, you know, like if a soldier dies in Afghanistan and they have a funeral for him, they will protest it and say that God is the reason that it happened because America is a fag-enabling country. 0.99

01:18:30.000 So Sandy Hook happened, and all the children were executed, and they were gonna go out there and protest the fucking candlelight vigil for all the children that were shot in that tragedy. 0.96

01:18:44.000 So I made a song, but see, I'm very stern and austere, and I don't like to make songs if I feel I'm benefiting off of a tragedy. 0.97

01:18:54.000 It has to be completely genuine.

01:18:56.000 I was getting ready to have a baby in two months.

01:18:59.000 So it was just something that I really connected with.

01:19:02.000 And I kind of had that idea laying around of using my phone and the whistle and the guitar, so then I just put the lyrics over it.

01:19:09.000 And I actually, one of the greatest accomplishments of that song is I met and I'm now friends with Megan Phelps Roper, who is the most outspoken of the Westboro Baptist Church up until about a year ago, where she decided that she no longer agreed with the ideals she was indoctrinated with and left the church and is now exiled from the church.

01:19:29.000 So she was the most vocal?

01:19:30.000 She was like their social media person.

01:19:34.000 Person that would be on Twitter.

01:19:36.000 She argued with Kevin Smith a lot on Twitter and made a lot of YouTube videos and websites to promote the Westboro Baptist Church and everything they stand for.

01:19:45.000 So what happened?

01:19:46.000 How did she snap out of it?

01:19:48.000 There's a very long and interesting article.

01:19:50.000 I can't remember the website that it is, but she explains that she hit a ceiling at one point and realized that her family...

01:19:59.000 Does not have exclusive rights to decide what is and isn't right or wrong.

01:20:04.000 And her whole thing is she just feels like they represent hate and they don't represent love.

01:20:11.000 And that she just kind of grew up and realized she was indoctrinated as a child.

01:20:14.000 Wow, that's a fascinating case.

01:20:17.000 That would be an interesting documentary.

01:20:18.000 Oh, totally.

01:20:19.000 And she wrote me a very, very long email that said, I just wanted to know if you would forgive me and I wanted to apologize to you for anything that I ever said.

01:20:30.000 And she never said anything about me.

01:20:31.000 But she saw that video and just said it hit home and I miss my family a lot and I've been exiled by them and we've developed a friendship over it.

01:20:42.000 And now she's... 1.00

01:20:43.000 On kind of a mission to find out who she is and what she thinks and what she feels, but she knows she doesn't agree with the family. 0.98

01:20:51.000 If you leave their ideals, they fucking exile you. 0.91

01:20:55.000 She hasn't talked to any of her family in like a year. 0.99

01:20:57.000 Wow.

01:20:58.000 Well, she's lucky. 1.00

01:20:59.000 Fuck them. 1.00

01:21:00.000 Yeah, no, fuck them. 1.00

01:21:00.000 But just the idea that you could grow up in an environment like that and be indoctrinated into that thinking is very real. 1.00

01:21:06.000 There's children right now that, if they're protesting, which I'm sure that they are, have signs that say, you know, American troops dying is a blessing from God because America is a fag-enabling country. 1.00

01:21:18.000 Yeah, it's all... 0.98

01:21:20.000 Have you seen Jesus Camp?

01:21:21.000 Love it.

01:21:22.000 That takes place in Independence, Missouri, which is 20 minutes the opposite way.

01:21:27.000 That lady that speaks in tongues, the weird chick that has the camp. 1.00

01:21:32.000 I don't remember what her name is.

01:21:34.000 She has the curly hair. 0.98

01:21:35.000 She's kind of frumpy and she'll randomly start going, speaking in tongues.

01:21:39.000 She's in Independence, Missouri.

01:21:40.000 That's right up the street.

01:21:42.000 We have the biggest...

01:21:44.000 Population of evangelists and where I live and that's maybe one of the reasons why I stay because I'm not around a bunch of like Progressive creatives.

01:21:52.000 I'm around against very volatile Non-tolerant people intolerant people and that's why you stay it's maybe one of the reasons because I feel like it fuels Some of the stuff that I do and I'm in a different environment than a lot of musicians and writers are So it gives you a different perspective.

01:22:08.000 It gives me a different perspective.

01:22:09.000 Yeah That sounds like a nice excuse for staying in campus.

01:22:14.000 You're like, look, there's some good things about it.

01:22:17.000 Cheap rent?

01:22:18.000 Yeah.

01:22:18.000 Cheap rent, clean water.

01:22:20.000 Fight the power?

01:22:21.000 Evangelists.

01:22:22.000 Yeah.

01:22:23.000 Well, I think because of the internet, we've talked about this on the show many times before, that I think there's pockets of cool people all over the place.

01:22:29.000 Everywhere.

01:22:29.000 Because of the internet.

01:22:30.000 Yeah, everywhere.

01:22:31.000 It really starts with what kids are exposed to.

01:22:35.000 Kids are exposed to this.

01:22:36.000 They stay in the neighborhood.

01:22:38.000 They grow up, become parents.

01:22:39.000 What were they exposed to as they're developing, as they're becoming a human being?

01:22:42.000 What made them think that this is something to aspire to? 0.99

01:22:45.000 If you grow up around a bunch of Fred Phelps-type characters, you can really fuck your perspective. 0.98

01:22:49.000 But nowadays... 0.98

01:22:51.000 You're getting so much more input.

01:22:53.000 This woman, I'm sure, had a lot of it had to be fueled by her media appearances and the feedback that she got from that, but a lot of it had to be fueled by the internet itself. 1.00

01:23:02.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:23:03.000 Small town kids all across America that get to listen to podcasts now and read blogs and get to watch documentaries on their computer and be turned on to something on Twitter where they never would have had access to that.

01:23:14.000 Oh, before they were so isolated and all they heard was the ideals that were shoved down their throats constantly.

01:23:19.000 So I think that it's a great thing for just the evolution of the youth mind because they're going to be able to break away a lot earlier. 0.98

01:23:28.000 I came up in a fucking Presbyterian family. 0.99

01:23:31.000 My parents were religious. 1.00

01:23:33.000 And I didn't leave the faith and stop believing until I was 23 when I lost my mom.

01:23:39.000 And I think that forced me to confront the idea of death.

01:23:42.000 And I realized I wasn't afraid of it.

01:23:43.000 It sent me on this whole spiritual journey where I realized...

01:23:47.000 How old are you now?

01:23:47.000 I'm 32. So this is nine years ago?

01:23:50.000 Yeah, nine years ago.

01:23:50.000 This was nine years ago as of three days ago, September 7th, 2004. And up until that point, I was...

01:24:00.000 Blindly faithful.

01:24:01.000 I just believed.

01:24:03.000 Because that's what you do in Kansas.

01:24:04.000 That's what you do. 0.98

01:24:06.000 You go to church and you believe in Jesus and atheists are weird Satan worshippers. 1.00

01:24:11.000 That's how I feel.

01:24:13.000 I lost my mother and I think what that forced me to do, and this is We didn't have a whole lot of internet access for the information that we do now, but what it forced me to do was just confront the idea that religion exists solely predicated upon the idea that people are afraid of death and no longer existing.

01:24:32.000 And because we have no ability to explain what has happened up until this point.

01:24:36.000 And, you know, history becomes very murky the further you go back.

01:24:41.000 Fascinating.

01:24:42.000 Now, Presbyterian, what exactly does that mean?

01:24:45.000 You know what?

01:24:46.000 I don't know.

01:24:47.000 In Kansas City, we have evangelists, Methodists, Lutherans, Presbyterians, Catholics.

01:24:53.000 No Muslims. 1.00

01:24:55.000 No Muslims, no Buddhists, none of that shit. 1.00

01:24:58.000 All Jesus. 1.00

01:24:59.000 Lots of Jesus.

01:25:00.000 Huge churches.

01:25:02.000 Huge places for Jesus.

01:25:03.000 I was Catholic until I was in first grade.

01:25:06.000 So what happened in first grade?

01:25:08.000 They cured me.

01:25:10.000 We're good to go.

01:25:32.000 My dad was really violent.

01:25:33.000 There was a lot going on that was really bad.

01:25:35.000 And so I was really religious as a small boy.

01:25:38.000 I thought that God was going to take care of everything, and that would be the secret.

01:25:41.000 God would take care of everything.

01:25:43.000 I don't know who else was telling me that.

01:25:44.000 Probably my grandmother or something.

01:25:46.000 Well, I went to a Catholic school.

01:25:49.000 Our Lady of Chesterhova was the name of the place. 0.99

01:25:52.000 And it was so fucking nasty and joyless. 1.00

01:25:57.000 And they were so evil that I knew it was bullshit. 1.00

01:26:00.000 I knew it was all lies. 1.00

01:26:01.000 This woman who was the nun was such a fucking wretched cunt. 1.00

01:26:06.000 She helped me so much and just giving me no way out of it. 1.00

01:26:10.000 It was no way but to abandon it. 0.98

01:26:13.000 She was so nasty and shitty and I just got to see the machine underneath what she was promoting. 1.00

01:26:21.000 So did you become an atheist in first grade? 0.99

01:26:23.000 No, I would never say I was an atheist.

01:26:25.000 I'm not an atheist today.

01:26:26.000 What I am, I like the term agnostic, but what I am is a person who hasn't died yet. 0.97

01:26:33.000 And I think anybody who hasn't died yet is just talking shit about what comes next. 0.97

01:26:37.000 That's a very, very good way of looking at it. 0.98

01:26:39.000 Especially if you've done mushrooms.

01:26:41.000 If you've done psychedelics.

01:26:43.000 I've done a lot of mushrooms.

01:26:44.000 If you've done psychedelics, if you've done dimethyltryptamine especially...

01:26:47.000 I have.

01:26:47.000 I have definitely done dimethyltryptamine, too.

01:26:49.000 Once.

01:26:49.000 It gives me, at least, the idea...

01:26:52.000 And I'm not saying that...

01:26:54.000 Here's an important point about psychedelics.

01:26:57.000 It's not necessarily real.

01:27:00.000 Like, what you're seeing when you're having a psychedelic experience, it doesn't mean you went to another dimension, even though it feels like another dimension.

01:27:06.000 It doesn't mean you're talking to intelligent entities that give you the secret of life and the secret of happiness.

01:27:10.000 It doesn't mean that.

01:27:12.000 But...

01:27:13.000 Whether or not you really are or are not traveling to other dimensions when you're on psychedelics, the experience is exactly the same.

01:27:21.000 So it really is as if, whether or not it's true, but it is as if you are traveling to another dimension and interacting with intelligent beings.

01:27:30.000 And intelligent beings that give you truth and honesty and see through all your bullshit and see through your behavior and can explain How to live this life in a happy way to you.

01:27:42.000 And if you listen to them, it actually works. 0.94

01:27:44.000 It doesn't mean it's not a figment of your imagination.

01:27:46.000 It might be.

01:27:47.000 But the point is that even if it really is just your imagination, there's no difference in the actual experience itself than if it was really happening.

01:27:57.000 The experience is the same.

01:27:59.000 But do you think that because when people talk about like when I smoked DMT the one time that I did and it was Spellbinding.

01:28:07.000 I mean fucking when you talk about going to another dimension you really do and I don't think it's it's like a figment of your imagination I just think you enter parts of your consciousness that you are unable to access unless you're unless you do hallucinogens.

01:28:21.000 It's all speculation. 0.98

01:28:23.000 I've come to the understanding that there's a lot of people that try to define psychedelic experiences and they try to say, well, this is what's happening.

01:28:30.000 A lot of them are really intelligent people who are skeptics and they're debunking the psychedelic experience.

01:28:39.000 I've come to the realization that no one knows.

01:28:41.000 No one knows and no one will know unless we have a much, much, much deeper understanding of We're good to go.

01:29:01.000 Then maybe they'll have a deeper understanding of what exactly the psychedelic experience is.

01:29:06.000 But until right now, what we know is there's some chemicals, they pass through the brain-blood barrier, and then this really unpredictable pattern of images and experiences and feelings come up, and we don't really know what it is.

01:29:18.000 But we do know that those experiences also happen when you're about to die.

01:29:22.000 We know that those experiences happen in people that are going through near-death experiences.

01:29:28.000 Right.

01:29:29.000 I've always wondered if that's what a near-death experience was, is maybe the body thought it was going to shut down permanently and released all the DMT and then maybe revived, but you still get to experience that.

01:29:40.000 It could be.

01:29:40.000 I've always thought of that.

01:29:41.000 What if you shoot yourself in the head? 0.53

01:29:42.000 If you shoot yourself in the head, is that like you don't get a chance to go to the next level? 0.99

01:29:46.000 Because you just blast it all out of your head? 0.96

01:29:47.000 Yeah.

01:29:48.000 Or is it so good that it recognizes as the bullet hits your skull, it just bursts out?

01:29:53.000 It's just like a blink. 0.99

01:29:54.000 Yeah, that'd be fucking amazing. 0.57

01:29:56.000 One thing I will say about psychedelic experiences, and I've heard you talk about this before, is invariably they always take me and... 0.97

01:30:06.000 Guide me and hold me over any issues that I have in my life and it's like a fucking giant magnifying glass. 0.94

01:30:12.000 The last time I ate mushrooms was about three years ago and I had some some issues going on with I felt like I wasn't working hard enough and I wasn't treating some of my friends and contemporaries with enough respect and I ate mushrooms and within like 10 minutes it was on an empty stomach I was having terrible fucking panic attack.

01:30:32.000 And, you know, some people call it a bad trip, but I think it's actually a good experience because it was necessary and therapeutic for me.

01:30:39.000 Invariably, this happens.

01:30:40.000 And if I have no issues going on, I don't necessarily feel that way.

01:30:44.000 So it's good for those things.

01:30:46.000 I agree totally.

01:30:48.000 That uncomfortable feeling is very important to me.

01:30:50.000 It's terrible when it's actually happening, but it's such a growth experience when you go through it.

01:30:56.000 And when it's done, it's like getting off of a roller coaster.

01:30:59.000 You just kind of feel euphoric and relaxed.

01:31:02.000 You come out with a different peace of mind.

01:31:05.000 And I've always...

01:31:07.000 Anytime I've ever done them, I found any issues in my life that I had, I could resolve in a healthier way or at least had a better perspective on them.

01:31:14.000 Yeah, those uncomfortable moments, it's almost like, you know, you have a subconscious and it just sort of gets filled. 0.97

01:31:21.000 Your subconscious gets filled with this one bullshit thing that's like... 0.97

01:31:25.000 And then once you... 1.00

01:31:27.000 Kill off the consciousness and enter into the psychedelic state. 0.99

01:31:30.000 It's like, look, man, we got a backlog of bullshit that you've been saving up here in this warehouse. 0.99

01:31:35.000 What do you want to do with it? 0.98

01:31:36.000 And you're like, oh, I didn't know it was all there.

01:31:38.000 Well, I have a friend that was very heavily for seven, eight years addicted to Oxycontin and tried to kick 30, 40 different times.

01:31:48.000 Didn't work.

01:31:48.000 So he went down to St. Kitt's and did ibogaine therapy and And what I've heard about ibogaine in comparison to even DMT or acid is it fucking digs, excavates everything that you have from when you were a child even.

01:32:05.000 Everything that you have.

01:32:06.000 The deepest, darkest shit that you have buried Covered in cobwebs and it brings it all out and it resets your body and people will come away not only not addicted to painkillers, but he stopped smoking cigarettes, stopped drinking caffeinated beverages, stopped eating any artificial sweetener or corn syrup and just experienced a very Terribly painful memories from his childhood and it almost cleansed him out entirely and That's what ibogaine does is it essentially 1.00

01:32:37.000 resets your entire existence on a physical mental and emotional level and So many people are you know, of course, it's illegal here, but so many people are being saved from opiates and other addictive substances with it Yeah, it's really kind of stupid. 1.00

01:32:52.000 It's not just kind of stupid. 1.00

01:32:53.000 It's incredibly stupid that it's illegal. 1.00

01:32:55.000 And it's incredibly infantile. 1.00

01:32:57.000 This country that we live in is really trapped.

01:33:00.000 We are absolutely trapped by money.

01:33:02.000 And we're trapped by influence of the people with money that want to continue making money.

01:33:07.000 So they've stopped a bunch of things from being available.

01:33:09.000 And psychedelics being a big one because they're so consciousness changing.

01:33:13.000 And they can affect...

01:33:14.000 They can affect so much of the system, whether it be financial, whether it be political, governmental.

01:33:21.000 When you incorporate something that can radically change consciousness almost instantly, like your friend immediately kicks cigarettes, kicks oxys, becomes this different person. 0.91

01:33:32.000 Those type of radical shifts, you apply them to a population, and the number one issue that you're going to have is you're not going to be able to lie to those people as easily anymore.

01:33:41.000 Right, absolutely.

01:33:41.000 When people are lying to themselves, they're easy to lie to.

01:33:44.000 And as soon as they're not lying to themselves anymore, they'll recognize when you're lying to them. 0.99

01:33:49.000 You know, I'm really good at spotting bullshit artists. 0.99

01:33:53.000 And one of the reasons I'm really good at spotting bullshit artists is because I don't bullshit. 0.99

01:33:57.000 I try to be very nice. 0.96

01:33:58.000 I try to be as nice as I can, as much as I can.

01:34:01.000 I really do put a lot of effort into that. 1.00

01:34:03.000 But I'm not hearing it if you're full of shit. 1.00

01:34:05.000 You're not helping yourself. 1.00

01:34:07.000 You're not helping me.

01:34:08.000 I'm not trying to be mean to you, but I'm just saying that's nonsense. 0.75

01:34:11.000 You know it's nonsense, and I know it's nonsense. 0.83

01:34:12.000 Let's just stop right here. 1.00

01:34:13.000 That's probably why you like psychedelics, because they don't tolerate bullshit. 0.99

01:34:17.000 There's no bullshit. 0.98

01:34:18.000 No bullshit at all. 0.96

01:34:19.000 There's no bullshit into Pot Brownie, bro. 0.90

01:34:21.000 Pot Brownie is a psychedelic, as far as I'm concerned. 0.96

01:34:24.000 They are psychedelic.

01:34:25.000 The first time I ever ate a pot brownie, it was one of those ignorant experiences where you eat one and you're like, you know, an hour goes by and you're just kind of like, eh, this is kind of mellow, so you eat another one. 0.99

01:34:37.000 And then two, three hours later, your fucking eyes are dilating. 0.99

01:34:41.000 I puked. 1.00

01:34:41.000 I mean, you trip. 1.00

01:34:43.000 Bottom line, you fucking trip. 1.00

01:34:45.000 You trip. 1.00

01:34:45.000 It's a real psychoactive substance. 1.00

01:34:47.000 We've talked about it ad nauseum on the show before, but in the interest of people that have never heard it before, There's a chemical called 11-hydroxy-metabolite.

01:34:55.000 It's produced by your liver when you eat pot.

01:34:57.000 It's five times more psychoactive than THC. It's a completely different experience, and it's not available to you psychoactively when you smoke it.

01:35:03.000 So that's why, like, I've given brownies to people before, and they go, dude, this was fucking laced, man! 0.96

01:35:08.000 There's something else in here, man! 0.97

01:35:10.000 No, that is what happens.

01:35:12.000 It is what happens when you get a hold of an edible marijuana product.

01:35:16.000 My dad is 70 years old and hadn't smoked weed or anything since the 60s.

01:35:22.000 And within the last three or four months, my stepmom is having a lot of nerve pain in her back.

01:35:29.000 And they asked if I could acquire some marijuana for them.

01:35:33.000 So I got them a little bit to smoke and they enjoyed it.

01:35:35.000 And his friend that he plays acoustic guitar with...

01:35:39.000 They smoked one night, and to return the favor, he gave my dad some cookies. 0.97

01:35:44.000 And my dad ate a cookie, and my stepmom ate a cookie, and it was the most fucking disastrous experience. 0.57

01:35:52.000 I mean, phone call at 2 in the morning, just like, you need to come save us, come take us to the hospital. 0.88

01:36:00.000 I mean, it was awful.

01:36:01.000 And I was like, what did you do?

01:36:02.000 We ate pot cookies.

01:36:04.000 You're fine.

01:36:05.000 Go to sleep.

01:36:06.000 It'll eventually fade.

01:36:07.000 Just go over there and give him a hug.

01:36:08.000 Where was he?

01:36:09.000 At home.

01:36:10.000 Driving distance from you?

01:36:11.000 Yeah, he's driving distance from me.

01:36:12.000 Go give him a hug.

01:36:13.000 Nah, he's alright.

01:36:14.000 He's alright.

01:36:15.000 That's when you break out the fake thing.

01:36:16.000 Like, just drink a cup of milk and within 30 minutes everything will be fine.

01:36:20.000 Like, they almost tricked him.

01:36:22.000 Right.

01:36:22.000 I have heard those before.

01:36:24.000 Like, I've heard coffee.

01:36:25.000 That coffee is one of the best at killing pot brownie buzz.

01:36:30.000 I heard Xanax. 0.99

01:36:31.000 I wouldn't fuck with that. 0.99

01:36:33.000 Xanax. 0.99

01:36:34.000 That sounds like there's not enough literature.

01:36:37.000 I don't think I would add that.

01:36:39.000 Because I know that people have done MAO inhibitors, and they've taken them with ayahuasca to try to up the effects, or with mushrooms, or different things to try to up the effects, and it's disastrous.

01:36:54.000 Yeah.

01:37:06.000 It's really an incredible chemical concoction that they figured out how to do in the Amazon where they take the leaves of one plant and the vine of another and they combine the two of them because Monoamine oxidase, which is MAO, kills DMT in the gut.

01:37:22.000 So when you eat it, normally it gets squashed before it ever gets into your blood system.

01:37:26.000 But this stuff is an MAO inhibitor, so it inhibits...

01:37:29.000 Oh, so when you eat it, it...

01:37:31.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:37:32.000 So people have tried to fuck around and go, oh, hey, you know, my mom's on MAO inhibitors for X disease, whatever. 0.99

01:37:38.000 I'll just take those with it. 0.99

01:37:40.000 And apparently, it's like the worst experience you could ever have in your life. 0.99

01:37:44.000 It erases your memory of how to move your toes and shit like that. 1.00

01:37:48.000 It can really fuck with you. 1.00

01:37:50.000 So I wouldn't fuck with Xanax and pot brownies unless you really know what you're doing. 1.00

01:37:54.000 I wouldn't fuck with Xanax in general. 1.00

01:37:56.000 That is a severely dangerous drug. 1.00

01:37:58.000 I mean, anything that will kill you if you withdraw from it.

01:38:03.000 I mean, you know...

01:38:05.000 My wife has a friend that's very religious and very anti-drug.

01:38:09.000 Would not do drugs.

01:38:10.000 Christian scientists.

01:38:11.000 We don't even drink, Mormon.

01:38:14.000 We don't even drink and take Xanax every night.

01:38:19.000 Exactly. 0.99

01:38:20.000 Like, my wife will be having conversations with her, and bitch will just drift off into, like, blah, blah talk. 1.00

01:38:26.000 And she's like, hello? 0.97

01:38:28.000 Are you there?

01:38:29.000 Like, what's going on over there?

01:38:31.000 Oh, you know, nothing.

01:38:32.000 Just take Xanax.

01:38:34.000 Take Xanax.

01:38:35.000 Isn't Xanax what they prescribe to people that have a fear of flying?

01:38:39.000 Yes.

01:38:40.000 Because my sister takes it before flying. 0.69

01:38:44.000 Yeah, well, Dom Herrera takes it every day.

01:38:47.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:38:48.000 Yeah, Dom has a Xanax issue.

01:38:50.000 He takes it every day.

01:38:52.000 Like, recreationally, or a little bit of both?

01:38:55.000 I'm sure he's got some sort of a prescription, but he likes to booze with it, too. 0.93

01:38:58.000 That shit is, you know, that's even more dangerous than, like, opiates or meth, because if you quit those two abruptly, any benzo, I think it's benzodiazepine, Is that how you say it? 0.98

01:39:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:10.000 Xanax, Klonopin, shit like that. 0.99

01:39:11.000 If you quit those two abruptly, your body will shut down. 1.00

01:39:15.000 Yeah, what the fuck, man? 1.00

01:39:17.000 And they're everywhere. 1.00

01:39:18.000 Yeah, and they're like one of the most prescribed drugs.

01:39:22.000 Yeah.

01:39:22.000 All the popular drugs, you know, Adderall, Oxy, Xanax, these are the things, they're the absolute worst for you, but they're the most popular.

01:39:31.000 Yeah, those are the ones.

01:39:32.000 They're bringing all the money in, and that's why Ibogaine is illegal.

01:39:36.000 Because if people start taking Ibogaine, they're going to stop taking all those other drugs.

01:39:39.000 Well, it's also because they don't even want to open up the dialogue for Schedule I substances.

01:39:45.000 Any of these drugs that were made illegal during the sweeping psychedelic legislative acts of 1970...

01:39:55.000 That's when the psychedelic drug laws were passed.

01:39:59.000 They were just trying to stop the hippie movement.

01:40:01.000 They were trying to squash everything.

01:40:02.000 So they made everything illegal.

01:40:03.000 A lot of people don't realize that before 1970, acid was legal.

01:40:06.000 Mushrooms were legal.

01:40:08.000 You could get a hold of these things.

01:40:09.000 Before 1970?

01:40:10.000 1970. Wow.

01:40:12.000 Yeah, let's pull it up.

01:40:14.000 Psychedelic Drug Act of 1970. Psychedelic Drug Act.

01:40:21.000 That'd be so awesome if it was legal.

01:40:23.000 Well, it would change the world, and it did change the world.

01:40:25.000 And there's a reason why, if you go and listen to Buddy Holly, and then you listen to Jimi Hendrix, you're only dealing with a 10-year difference.

01:40:33.000 And it might as well be a billion.

01:40:36.000 Listen to Voodoo Child, and listen to Love Love Me Do, and realize that you're dealing with just a few... 1.00

01:40:43.000 Not Love Love Me Do isn't a great song, but the early Beatles stuff, it's so simplistic, it's so different.

01:40:49.000 And then listen to the White Album. 0.96

01:40:51.000 Listen to some of the shit that they did once they were obviously trippin'. 0.99

01:40:57.000 Came in through the bathroom window. 0.99

01:40:58.000 They had some just really varying, strange tunes.

01:41:03.000 They developed this different sort of Sound.

01:41:06.000 And I think it changed pop culture.

01:41:09.000 It changed human beings.

01:41:10.000 We went from this Father Knows Best Society to, you know, to the Freak Brothers.

01:41:15.000 I mean, it really, like, it opened up all these weird doors that they were absolutely terrified.

01:41:18.000 Yeah, classically, substances like that make better music.

01:41:22.000 And then in certain cases, when artists sober up, their music always suffers. 0.94

01:41:27.000 In a prime example, I'm not trying to shit on him, but Eminem used to be on a lot of like drugs and mushrooms and made like some amazing shit and then he sobered up and he started becoming like a fucking long distance runner or something. 0.96

01:41:38.000 And now it's just like sterile. 0.98

01:41:41.000 I'm sorry.

01:41:42.000 Have you heard his new song?

01:41:43.000 Yeah, he phoned that one in.

01:41:45.000 I think there's an issue with human beings where there's a wild recklessness that enables a certain amount of creativity to happen and then you also get a bunch of success and then you lock yourself in and you separate yourself from society and you become more disconnected and then you sort of hide from people even more and then the extent of your social experiences shifts.

01:42:10.000 Things become very different.

01:42:11.000 It happens with a lot of rich comics.

01:42:13.000 Their social experiences shift, and then they take less chances, and something that you really have to fight off.

01:42:20.000 Yeah, they become much more comfortable and surround themselves with people that are going to validate maybe shittier, not fleshed out material.

01:42:27.000 Yeah, where was this, Brian?

01:42:28.000 I saw this on the board.

01:42:30.000 Oh yeah, this is the other...

01:42:31.000 What was he doing?

01:42:32.000 Was this like two nights ago?

01:42:33.000 Was he bored?

01:42:34.000 Yeah.

01:42:35.000 He was trolling.

01:42:36.000 Yeah, that's what I've heard.

01:42:38.000 He just was making faces the whole time.

01:42:41.000 That seems like something I would do.

01:42:42.000 Yeah, it does.

01:42:44.000 You know when we announced on the UFC, they announced once that Ronda Rousey and Misha Tate were going to be the coaches.

01:42:53.000 It was Kat Zingana originally, but she got injured.

01:42:56.000 And they announced it on TV, and I was making all these crazy faces, and so many people thought I was being disrespectful.

01:43:04.000 That I didn't...

01:43:05.000 I mean, they just decided to put it into that frame and decided that what I was like, I was like, what?

01:43:11.000 Women? 1.00

01:43:11.000 What are you... 1.00

01:43:12.000 Like, that was my point of view, which wasn't at all.

01:43:14.000 It was women and men together. 0.99

01:43:16.000 First of all, it was like, whoa, Ronda Rousey is going to host.

01:43:19.000 And then it was like, wait a minute, women and men are going to be in the house together? 0.99

01:43:21.000 That's fucking crazy! 0.99

01:43:23.000 Like, that was what I was saying. 0.99

01:43:24.000 But people just decide that a facial expression is...

01:43:30.000 You make the best facial expressions.

01:43:33.000 I told somebody online that if somebody took off your last TV show, they just took all the times you made those crazy eyes and stuff.

01:43:40.000 If they edited it all into one video of just you making eyes, it would be the coolest video in the world.

01:43:45.000 Those people that believed in the things that I was mocking got so mad at me for facial expressions.

01:43:50.000 What were you mocking?

01:43:51.000 Everything.

01:43:52.000 That's the problem with doing that show.

01:43:54.000 I really enjoyed doing that show and sci-fi was really awesome to work with.

01:43:57.000 They're great people and I really like those guys.

01:44:00.000 The real problem with doing that show is unless you're talking about a real subject like transhumanism, like the idea of technology replacing human bodies and things along those lines, or infectious diseases, something that was real that we actually could study, then you're talking to the same type of people.

01:44:19.000 Right.

01:44:24.000 Right. 1.00

01:44:35.000 I think you can kind of be stupid. 1.00

01:44:36.000 Not only do I believe in it, just because a lot of people think that I didn't believe in it from doing that show. 1.00

01:44:41.000 They were like, you know, oh, you know, you fucking, you think you're above it, you don't even believe in aliens, you know how stupid that is? 0.99

01:44:46.000 Like, that's not true at all. 1.00

01:44:48.000 I absolutely believe that there could be alien life out there.

01:44:50.000 I absolutely believe it's most likely alien life.

01:44:53.000 In fact, Neil deGrasse Tyson, when he was explaining Infinity... 0.99

01:44:57.000 And this was such a mindfuck.

01:44:59.000 But he said, infinity is so enormous that not only has everything on Earth in its exact order has happened on another planet somewhere else in the universe, but it's happened an infinite number of times in the exact order. 0.97

01:45:15.000 That's how big infinity is.

01:45:16.000 Then infinity literally has no end.

01:45:18.000 So if it can happen here, and if these words, these stumbles, these ums, these you, uh...

01:45:25.000 These have taken place in the exact same order, the exact same movements of my head.

01:45:30.000 There's been an incarnation of this podcast and this right here.

01:45:34.000 Right now I'm touching my fingernails together for no reason whatsoever.

01:45:36.000 I've done that somewhere else in the universe at the exact same time. 0.98

01:45:40.000 That is fucking insane. 0.92

01:45:42.000 Yeah, that's how big infinity is. 0.99

01:45:43.000 It's so big that eventually it overlaps and it happens again.

01:45:47.000 The exact pattern of what's happening now.

01:45:49.000 Not only that, it happens an infinite number of times. 0.99

01:45:51.000 That's fucking crazy. 0.99

01:45:53.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:45:54.000 Because I've heard that podcast. 0.98

01:45:55.000 The one that I thought was nuts was when he talks about if you go through a black hole and then you watch the fucking universe slowly unfold. 0.99

01:46:02.000 That one's a little crazier. 0.99

01:46:04.000 Yeah.

01:46:05.000 All of it's crazy.

01:46:05.000 Well, the thing that these quantum guys are saying now is that inside every black hole is potentially a whole other universe.

01:46:12.000 And that what a black hole may be is a doorway to another universe.

01:46:15.000 And these other universes might have completely different laws of physics.

01:46:18.000 And they might be exactly the same.

01:46:21.000 It might just be a fractal thing where inside every black hole is another universe with hundreds of billions of galaxies.

01:46:26.000 And inside each one of them is another black hole.

01:46:28.000 They found out, like...

01:46:30.000 I think it was the beginning of the 21st century or close to it, they found out that inside every...

01:46:36.000 When you look at a galaxy, the center of every galaxy has a supermassive black hole that's like...

01:46:41.000 I think it's one half of 1% of the entire mass of the galaxy.

01:46:45.000 So the bigger the galaxy, the bigger the black hole.

01:46:46.000 They exist in every single galaxy.

01:46:48.000 And they're like, well, this is madness.

01:46:49.000 Like, we didn't even know this before.

01:46:51.000 Now we have to figure out why it's there.

01:46:53.000 And so the most recent theory, and they back it up with that crazy goodwill hunting math where they have a chalkboard and all that.

01:46:59.000 Right. 0.98

01:47:01.000 And ends with fucking pinatas on the top of them. 1.00

01:47:03.000 And you're like, I don't even know what the fuck you're drawing. 0.99

01:47:05.000 But they say that that's what their calculations have sort of revealed, is that most likely every galaxy has a gateway to another universe inside of it. 0.98

01:47:15.000 Now, come on, man.

01:47:16.000 Everybody knows that the Earth is only 7,000 years old.

01:47:19.000 Of course.

01:47:20.000 That's what you're growing up around, right?

01:47:23.000 100%.

01:47:23.000 And I'm talking like family members, and I have had this discussion where they say, you know, no, it's about 6,900-something years old.

01:47:33.000 Humans are fucking older than that, but that's what they believe. 0.93

01:47:37.000 It's called Young Earth. 1.00

01:47:39.000 Young Earth Christians. 0.55

01:47:40.000 They believe in a Young Earth.

01:47:41.000 Yeah, unbelievable, right?

01:47:43.000 Absolutely. 1.00

01:47:44.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

01:47:46.000 Moronic, man. 1.00

01:47:48.000 There's this recent discovery that they just found.

01:47:53.000 I want to say somewhere in South America, they're drilling for... 0.91

01:47:56.000 I put it on my Twitter.

01:47:57.000 I'll see if I can find it real quick.

01:47:59.000 But they found these armadillos that are the size of cars.

01:48:03.000 They found these things that were living just a few thousand years ago, 14, 20,000 years ago plus. 0.98

01:48:11.000 They found all this crazy shit that they didn't even know existed. 0.97

01:48:15.000 All these fossils. 0.99

01:48:16.000 And this is just one exploratory drilling where they were trying to...

01:48:21.000 Get to find out if there's like oil or something somewhere. 0.99

01:48:24.000 And they're like, holy shit. 0.97

01:48:26.000 I think a lot more of that is going to happen. 0.98

01:48:28.000 I mean, what, three days ago, like you were saying, the biggest volcano in the solar system was discovered.

01:48:33.000 So you have to wonder what else is going to be found.

01:48:36.000 Yeah, we said it was not as big as the one on Mars, but like super big, like really close.

01:48:40.000 Jesus Christ.

01:48:41.000 Yeah.

01:48:42.000 So imagine knowing all this and having the will to have this type of infinite imagination for what the universe is and then being told that Earth is 7,000 years old and to get your clothes on because we're going to Sunday school.

01:48:55.000 I mean, that's what it's like living there.

01:48:58.000 Yeah, and the thing is that all those people, they can be cured too.

01:49:04.000 If you separated them all and got them all, here it is.

01:49:08.000 Venezuela's Jurassic Park Right. 0.80

01:49:15.000 Right. 0.99

01:49:27.000 You know, there's no such thing as a fag. 0.98

01:49:29.000 There's gay people, there's straight people, there's humans, and everybody has a different... 0.98

01:49:33.000 There's a reason why your hair is red, and this guy's hair is black.

01:49:36.000 It's just genetics.

01:49:37.000 It's a roll of the dice. 0.98

01:49:37.000 Sometimes they turn out gay. 0.98

01:49:38.000 There's nothing wrong with it.

01:49:39.000 Like, what?

01:49:40.000 What?

01:49:42.000 Your Earth is apparently four point whatever billion years old.

01:49:45.000 You're wrong about that.

01:49:46.000 It's been around forever.

01:49:47.000 And we've been here for, I think, one-eighteen thousandth of a percentage for as long as Earth has been around.

01:49:54.000 Human beings have existed. 0.95

01:49:55.000 That's how fucking short we've been here. 0.77

01:49:57.000 Yeah, when you ever see those science shows where they show you the history of the Earth? 0.94

01:50:01.000 Oh my god, we're like right here, and then there's the Triassic area and all these other eras.

01:50:07.000 We're like a few thousand years.

01:50:10.000 But we're changing everything in that small amount of time.

01:50:13.000 7,000 years.

01:50:14.000 We're sucking all the fish out.

01:50:14.000 7,000 years, man.

01:50:16.000 Yeah, it's nuts.

01:50:18.000 7,000 years of what?

01:50:19.000 Human civilization?

01:50:20.000 That's what they think. 1.00

01:50:20.000 They think that, you know, a talking snake in a fucking tree in a... 1.00

01:50:25.000 A woman and a man who ate an apple and then there was, you know, the best part about the Bible, I'm not sure how many times you've read it, but we have Adam and Eve and Cain and Abel and then it jumps like a couple hundred years and it never explains all the fucking incest that had to have happened in order to get to that point. 0.98

01:50:45.000 Because if you start with two people who have children, I mean, how else are they going to breed humans? 0.97

01:50:51.000 Yeah, I used to have a whole bit about Adam and Eve.

01:50:53.000 Did you?

01:50:54.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:50:55.000 The idea is pretty silly.

01:50:57.000 Yeah.

01:50:58.000 And I think that having a son in February is what has made me go, okay, maybe we should get out of here. 0.98

01:51:04.000 Because I went through it and I know how it affected me, but I'm not sure if I want him to be exposed to some of the shit that I was exposed to. 0.98

01:51:12.000 Yeah, that's the process of becoming a parent. 0.96

01:51:14.000 You want to start nerfing the world.

01:51:16.000 Protecting your kids from things that made you awesome.

01:51:19.000 GTFO, man.

01:51:22.000 Brian, pull this up because there's a bunch of crazy photographs.

01:51:26.000 It says, out of the oil emerges Venezuela's Jurassic Park. 0.68

01:51:30.000 Yeah.

01:51:31.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:51:32.000 I mean, this is a really small sample that these guys pulled up.

01:51:37.000 These paleontologists have found treasures rivaling the bountiful oil, a giant armadillo the size of a Volkswagen, a crocodile bigger than a bus, and a saber-toothed tiger.

01:51:47.000 Oil company surveys of the soil have uncovered a trove of fossils dating from 14,000 to 370 million years ago.

01:51:55.000 Many of the 12,000 recorded specimens from the different areas are now kept in a tiny office of the Venezuelan Institute for Scientific Research.

01:52:05.000 This is incredible.

01:52:07.000 A strong smell of oil. 1.00

01:52:08.000 Look at that guy holding that fucking skull. 1.00

01:52:11.000 This is amazing. 0.99

01:52:13.000 A strong smell of oil fills the room as this guy opens a drawer of a filing cabinet to reveal the tar-stained femur of a giant six-ton mastodon from 25,000 years ago.

01:52:24.000 I got one tattooed on my hand.

01:52:27.000 How big is six tons?

01:52:28.000 That's 18,000.

01:52:31.000 No, 12,000.

01:52:33.000 12,000 pounds.

01:52:34.000 Yeah, there's a ton of 2,000 pounds.

01:52:36.000 A 12,000 pound animal?

01:52:38.000 Oh my god, how big is that?

01:52:40.000 How big is a 12,000?

01:52:41.000 How big is a regular elephant?

01:52:43.000 How many tons of a regular elephant?

01:52:45.000 Maybe a couple?

01:52:45.000 I don't know, maybe...

01:52:46.000 More than that, right?

01:52:47.000 You think?

01:52:48.000 Big-ass elephant? 0.98

01:52:49.000 I don't know.

01:52:51.000 You should probably look that up.

01:52:52.000 But this is pretty incredible stuff.

01:52:54.000 Because this is not like they went digging looking for fossils.

01:52:56.000 They're looking for oil. 1.00

01:52:58.000 And they're finding this shit. 1.00

01:53:00.000 It's amazing. 1.00

01:53:01.000 Really, really, really, really amazing.

01:53:04.000 What's also lacking is a reliable indication that man hunted the megafauna that we're finding.

01:53:12.000 And lacking also are human fossils, which is really interesting.

01:53:16.000 It's about twice the size, by the way.

01:53:18.000 That mastodon is about twice the size of a big African elephant.

01:53:23.000 They're about six tons. 0.99

01:53:25.000 So like a king fucking African elephant is six tons. 0.99

01:53:28.000 And they were just walking around. 0.99

01:53:31.000 They were just wandering around. 0.98

01:53:33.000 Well, you know, then you think about, like, Megasaurus, or how many fucking tons did those weigh? 0.97

01:53:39.000 You know Megasaurus? 0.96

01:53:40.000 What's a Megasaurus? 0.99

01:53:41.000 The Megasaurus is like the giant fucking version of a Tyrannosaurus. 0.99

01:53:44.000 Hold on, I'm gonna tell you how much these weigh. 0.99

01:53:46.000 Jesus.

01:53:49.000 A giant tyrannosaur.

01:53:50.000 Well, yeah, but they were like way bigger.

01:53:52.000 Hold on, I'm going to tell you.

01:53:53.000 I think they believed that what was going on was that at one point in time, the Earth had a different oxygen level than it has today.

01:54:02.000 Like during the Jurassic period, before the meteor impact, it was a much richer, dense environment, and I think it made it easier for animals to grow big, and also easier for them to move around.

01:54:15.000 That makes sense.

01:54:16.000 That's a megasaurs.

01:54:18.000 I don't think that's it.

01:54:19.000 Yep, that's it.

01:54:20.000 No, here.

01:54:22.000 Megasaurus.

01:54:22.000 Is that a new one?

01:54:23.000 Yeah, he eats through a car.

01:54:25.000 Megalosaurus, sorry.

01:54:27.000 Megalosaurus.

01:54:27.000 Yeah.

01:54:28.000 You know, another weird thing about dinosaurs, man, is that we only find, like, what made a fossil.

01:54:35.000 When you really stop and think about how difficult it is to actually make a fossil, especially in an area where something is eating everything. 0.71

01:54:42.000 I mean, if you're living in the ancient dinosaur days, how long did a body sit around before somebody fucking chewed it down? 0.99

01:54:48.000 Oh, fuck yeah. 1.00

01:54:49.000 And shit it out. 1.00

01:54:50.000 You have to die in a mudslide in order to be preserved. 1.00

01:54:53.000 Everything just got eaten. 0.95

01:54:55.000 Those cunty dinosaurs. 0.72

01:54:57.000 Nature is so good at figuring out how to get rid of bodies. 0.93

01:55:01.000 Have you ever seen those videos of what happens when an elephant dies in Africa?

01:55:05.000 No.

01:55:06.000 It's incredible.

01:55:07.000 It's incredible how quick.

01:55:09.000 They have time-lapse videos of hyenas eating an elephant and how quick it just becomes nothing.

01:55:14.000 It's like a couple of days.

01:55:16.000 A huge-ass elephant.

01:55:17.000 Okay, here you go.

01:55:18.000 The biggest.

01:55:19.000 This is Argentinosaurus.

01:55:22.000 Now, this is the biggest dinosaur ever.

01:55:24.000 Biggest documented dinosaur ever.

01:55:26.000 120 feet from head to tail.

01:55:29.000 Wow.

01:55:29.000 And weighed 100 tons.

01:55:33.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:55:34.000 100 fucking tons. 1.00

01:55:37.000 God damn. 1.00

01:55:38.000 That's insane. 1.00

01:55:39.000 Just one vertebrae of an Argentinosaurus is over 4 feet thick.

01:55:44.000 Can you imagine the poos?

01:55:45.000 One vertebrae is four feet thick.

01:55:48.000 Four feet thick.

01:55:49.000 That's this wide.

01:55:50.000 That's a vertebrae.

01:55:52.000 Four feet thick, a vertebrae. 0.99

01:55:55.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:55:58.000 It's amazing that those things were around for hundreds of millions of years, too. 0.99

01:56:03.000 That's what's the most amazing thing, is we think of Earth and we think of us.

01:56:08.000 We can't even imagine an Earth without us.

01:56:10.000 Yeah.

01:56:11.000 No, Earth is like, we just got here.

01:56:15.000 Yeah.

01:56:16.000 Just got here.

01:56:17.000 I'm gonna pull up time-lapse videos. 1.00

01:56:20.000 Look at that fucking thing, man. 1.00

01:56:23.000 Oh my god. 1.00

01:56:25.000 Is that one of the...

01:56:26.000 Yeah, there's a...

01:56:32.000 Silence.

01:56:33.000 Silence, because even though this is an audio podcast, we're staring at dinosaur pictures.

01:56:36.000 By the way, we're 12. What did you say?

01:56:39.000 You're 32?

01:56:39.000 I'm 46. We're little children.

01:56:42.000 We're grown-up little children.

01:56:43.000 Pull up time-lapse video, elephant devoured in seconds.

01:56:48.000 High-powered, high-speed time-lapse shows seven days of animals feeding on an elephant carcass. 0.99

01:56:53.000 It's fucking crazy. 0.94

01:56:55.000 In seven days, it's gone. 0.99

01:56:57.000 And that's an elephant carcass.

01:57:00.000 And that's Africa. 0.85

01:57:01.000 That's not even dinosaurs.

01:57:02.000 You know, dinosaurs Compare a hyena to a dinosaur. 1.00

01:57:06.000 I mean, shit. 0.99

01:57:07.000 T-Rex, they believe, was most likely actually a scavenger. 1.00

01:57:10.000 Yeah, I've heard that.

01:57:11.000 I've heard that T-Rex was a scavenger.

01:57:12.000 They don't know that, though, for a fact.

01:57:14.000 They're still trying to figure it out because they also have to take into consideration the fact that the bodies could move differently then because the oxygen level was different. 0.82

01:57:23.000 The problem they have with it is they look at the body of that thing and they go, how fucking big is that?

01:57:28.000 And they're also trying to figure out how it walked because there's other speculations that they would... 0.89

01:57:43.000 Did you pull up that video?

01:57:44.000 Yeah.

01:57:46.000 Look how quick these things...

01:57:48.000 Look, that's a leopard. 0.84

01:57:50.000 Leopard jack.

01:57:51.000 Is it a leopard or a jaguar?

01:57:52.000 This is over seven days.

01:57:53.000 They're a leopard, right?

01:57:54.000 Jaguar is South American.

01:57:55.000 Yeah.

01:57:56.000 Leopard is African.

01:57:57.000 Aren't jaguars black, too?

01:57:58.000 I think some of them are.

01:57:59.000 I think some of them are actually...

01:58:01.000 They have spots.

01:58:02.000 Oh, my God.

01:58:03.000 Jesus Christ.

01:58:04.000 That's a hyena. 0.64

01:58:05.000 Yeah, that's a hyena.

01:58:06.000 Hyenas go to war, dude. 0.99

01:58:08.000 Hyenas are monsters. 1.00

01:58:09.000 They're scary fucking animals. 1.00

01:58:10.000 Have you seen the video of the fucking pack of hyenas fighting the lions? 1.00

01:58:13.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:58:14.000 The one where the hyena starts, like, barking and...

01:58:18.000 Stop, Brian.

01:58:19.000 The whole gang shows up.

01:58:21.000 There's a hyena that's getting bested by a couple of lions.

01:58:24.000 Yes.

01:58:24.000 So you've seen that and it goes to the...

01:58:26.000 The male lion shows up.

01:58:27.000 Yeah.

01:58:27.000 The giant one who kills hyenas.

01:58:28.000 Well, then the fucking hyena goes and starts barking and, like, 40 hyenas come from the mountains and then they go and fuck these lions up. 1.00

01:58:35.000 Fascinating, man. 1.00

01:58:36.000 They fuck up the female lions and there's this one male lion that's enormous that they have like a nickname for him. 0.99

01:58:42.000 You know, he who comes with thunder or some crazy shit like that. 0.99

01:58:45.000 And he comes in and just fucks up all these hyenas and kills them and snaps their backs and shit. 1.00

01:58:49.000 Have you ever seen the video of the... 1.00

01:58:51.000 This is one of my favorite YouTube...

01:58:53.000 I'm sure you've seen this, but it's the bees that get addicted to alcohol.

01:58:57.000 And then the worker bees will rip their legs off so they can no longer be a part of the hive. 1.00

01:59:03.000 Yeah, how nuts is that?

01:59:05.000 Yeah, very nuts. 1.00

01:59:07.000 Fuck the wild. 1.00

01:59:09.000 That's all I have to say. 1.00

01:59:10.000 Fuck all that shit. 1.00

01:59:11.000 Pull up Lions vs. 1.00

01:59:13.000 Hyenas.

01:59:14.000 It's the very first video.

01:59:17.000 This is a confrontation between two eternal African enemies. 0.96

01:59:21.000 See, when I was a kid, I used to think hyenas were like nice, like dogs, like you could go up and pet one.

01:59:27.000 They're so evil.

01:59:28.000 There's a story of a woman who was, she was a trainer. 0.51

01:59:32.000 She would train hyenas.

01:59:33.000 And one day, she got a limp.

01:59:35.000 She like twisted her ankle and these hyenas that had been listening to her and following her directions couldn't resist and just dove on her and grabbed ahold of her calf and clamped down on her. 0.99

01:59:45.000 Took a chunk off of her.

01:59:47.000 If they see you're limping, they literally can't help themselves.

01:59:52.000 They can't help it.

01:59:52.000 That's what their instincts are for.

01:59:54.000 They're the cleanup crew.

01:59:56.000 This isn't a good video.

01:59:58.000 This isn't the one we wanted.

01:59:59.000 Yeah.

01:59:59.000 There's one that has the actual confrontation.

02:00:03.000 Yeah.

02:00:03.000 Lions versus hyenas.

02:00:05.000 A terrible fight.

02:00:06.000 That's it.

02:00:07.000 Yeah, that's it.

02:00:09.000 Yeah, that's a hard world, man. 0.98

02:00:11.000 It's a hard fucking Scrabble world, living out there with lions and hyenas. 0.92

02:00:15.000 But my point being is that we're not really totally sure of how many different animals were alive. 0.98

02:00:22.000 We only have what got trapped in mud.

02:00:24.000 We have a good amount of those over the course of hundreds of millions of years of dinosaurs, but...

02:00:29.000 It's very possible that a few slipped through and just were eaten.

02:00:32.000 Well, the craziest thing to think is that 99% of all documented animals are extinct now in history.

02:00:40.000 That's incredible.

02:00:41.000 It is incredible.

02:00:41.000 Or that up to 100 different species alone go extinct per day in the rainforest.

02:00:47.000 Because there's so many different pods of the rainforest where just an isolated species could be living, like a mutant grasshopper or something, and they go extinct every single day.

02:00:58.000 Yeah, when they find something like this...

02:01:03.000 Crazy Venezuelan Jurassic Park type thing and they find all these new animals. 1.00

02:01:07.000 It's like you really have to wonder how many of these have not been found.

02:01:11.000 They found that Hobbit guy just a few years ago. 0.96

02:01:15.000 Yeah.

02:01:16.000 In the early 2000s I believe it was.

02:01:17.000 What is that?

02:01:18.000 Lucy?

02:01:18.000 Is that what that was?

02:01:19.000 No, no, no.

02:01:20.000 Lucy was an actual ancient hominid.

02:01:22.000 That was like the ancestor to man.

02:01:24.000 This is a completely different branch of the primate tree.

02:01:29.000 This is like these humanoids, these little hobbit things. 1.00

02:01:31.000 They live on this place called the Island of Flores. 1.00

02:01:34.000 And as recently as 14,000 years ago, these motherfuckers existed. 1.00

02:01:39.000 They were three foot tall, tiny people. 0.99

02:01:41.000 They used stone tools.

02:01:43.000 They had like little tiny brains and little tiny bodies, but they looked fairly human-like.

02:01:49.000 Yeah, they were like little hobby people.

02:01:51.000 And they were a real animal that lived alongside human beings through most of our history.

02:01:57.000 Jesus Christ, man.

02:01:59.000 They might even still be alive.

02:02:00.000 That's what's interesting.

02:02:01.000 Well, see, you know...

02:02:02.000 I don't know.

02:02:03.000 It was 10 years ago, maybe, or maybe not even that long, where the helicopter over the Amazon found that small tribe of people that had...

02:02:11.000 Turned out to be a hoax.

02:02:12.000 That was a hoax?

02:02:13.000 Yeah, the one they're painted red. 0.99

02:02:15.000 You're fucking with me. 0.99

02:02:15.000 That was a hoax? 0.99

02:02:16.000 No, no, yeah, it was a hoax.

02:02:17.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:02:18.000 That's terrible.

02:02:19.000 I love that.

02:02:20.000 I loved that story, too.

02:02:21.000 Yeah, me too.

02:02:22.000 Where they were, like, holding the...

02:02:24.000 Trying to shoot their arrows at the helicopter?

02:02:26.000 It was at Universal Studios.

02:02:27.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:02:28.000 No, it wasn't at Universal Studios, but it was a hoax.

02:02:30.000 I don't know why they hoaxed it.

02:02:32.000 Why?

02:02:32.000 I don't know.

02:02:33.000 That sucks. 0.84

02:02:34.000 Let's find out. 0.99

02:02:35.000 Amazon natives hoax Amazon. 0.97

02:02:37.000 I didn't realize that was a hoax.

02:02:39.000 It might be the most Googled show ever.

02:02:42.000 I can't believe that...

02:02:43.000 I don't know Fukushima and...

02:02:46.000 What is it?

02:02:46.000 Fuka and Amazon hoax?

02:02:48.000 Yeah, there's a lot of shit you don't know, son. 1.00

02:02:50.000 Damn, man. 1.00

02:02:50.000 Get on that. 1.00

02:02:51.000 Fake, uncontacted Amazon tribe is a hoax.

02:02:54.000 Oh! 0.60

02:02:55.000 Turns out it's not entirely true.

02:02:57.000 The photographer that took the picture, Jose Carlos, has admitted that the tribe has in fact been known about since 1910. He created the hoax in order to call attention to the dangers of the logging industry.

02:03:10.000 Okay, but still.

02:03:12.000 Okay, so let's say that it is true that they've only been known about since 1910. They're still real.

02:03:17.000 And that still means that there are certain things that we probably have no idea are alive right now.

02:03:22.000 I mean, even other forms of, you know, smaller forms of humans or people that are further back in the evolutionary tree.

02:03:30.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:03:30.000 You know, I mean, there could be a small island with those little fucking hobbit people, like you were saying. 0.98

02:03:34.000 Well, that's what they're saying, is that this Homo floriensis, that's the actual animal, the actual human being that existed. 0.95

02:03:42.000 It was three feet tall, and they lived off the island of Flores in Indonesia.

02:03:47.000 Well, there's an animal that, or a thing, that they call the Orang Pendek.

02:03:51.000 That these locals have been describing for decades.

02:03:54.000 And it's exactly like this hobbit thing. 0.98

02:03:57.000 Little three foot tall human being that until when they discovered this, I think they discovered it in like, I want to say like 2003 or something.

02:04:05.000 Two studies.

02:04:07.000 Okay, 2005 and 2007. So it's really fucking recent. 0.93

02:04:12.000 And up until then, they thought this Orang Pendek was just bullshit. 0.98

02:04:16.000 But the Orang Pendek now, they think, might be this Homo floriensis that's living in very small, isolated numbers and hiding from people. 0.96

02:04:24.000 Because if it's smart enough to be using tools and you're dealing with the jungle, this thing might actually be still alive.

02:04:32.000 Any relation to Bigfoot?

02:04:34.000 Yes.

02:04:35.000 It's his cousin.

02:04:36.000 It's his really sad cousin because Bigfoot can play basketball and all he can do is be a jockey.

02:04:47.000 Sumatra is where they find it.

02:04:51.000 I think it's very possible this thing is real.

02:04:54.000 The animal has allegedly been seen and documented for at least 100 years by forest tribes, local villagers, Dutch colonists, and Western scientists and travelers.

02:05:04.000 Consensus among witnesses is that the animal is a ground-dwelling bipedal primate that is covered in short fur.

02:05:11.000 And stands between 30 and 60 inches tall.

02:05:14.000 It's basically the same size.

02:05:17.000 Orang pendek is what it's called.

02:05:20.000 I mean, knowing that this animal used to be real as recently as 14,000 years ago and lived alongside human beings really makes me wonder.

02:05:29.000 It's kind of fascinating.

02:05:31.000 And again, look, 2005!

02:05:34.000 That's a blink ago.

02:05:35.000 That's even, that's, you know, so recent. 0.98

02:05:40.000 There's so much shit we don't know about what was here. 0.97

02:05:42.000 It's kind of weird when you stop and think about it. 0.99

02:05:44.000 You live your life and you're just kind of going on momentum, going to school, graduating, having a family, doing your thing.

02:05:52.000 And then all around you is this world that has sort of been established and you have this idea of what it is and, oh, you know, there used to be the pilgrims and they came here. 0.97

02:06:01.000 When you really start getting the big picture of how recently we got here, how much change has taken place, how 200, 300 years ago there was fucking nobody here! 0.97

02:06:11.000 Nobody. 0.95

02:06:12.000 No cities.

02:06:13.000 No nothing.

02:06:14.000 And then you realize 200 years ago, it's just two lifetimes in a row. 0.99

02:06:17.000 Two lifetimes in a row ago, there's fucking slavery. 1.00

02:06:20.000 There's people riding around on wagon trains and shit. 1.00

02:06:23.000 200 years before that, nothing! 0.99

02:06:25.000 So in four lifetimes, zero.

02:06:28.000 American Indians, they didn't even have horses back then.

02:06:31.000 Yeah. 0.95

02:06:31.000 A lot of the American Indians before the Europeans came, they were fucking just complete, like, nomadic, tribal people, bows and arrows, wandering around, persistent hunting sometimes. 0.95

02:06:42.000 It's madness. 0.97

02:06:44.000 And what's even more maddening is thinking about a lifetime from now, what's gonna happen. 0.99

02:06:49.000 I mean, it's fucking Skynet, man. 0.99

02:06:52.000 Total recall. 0.99

02:06:53.000 Like, that's where it's going.

02:06:54.000 I feel it coming sometimes.

02:06:56.000 Yeah, so do I. I feel it coming when I get high. 1.00

02:06:58.000 I know that sounds so stupid. 0.99

02:07:00.000 But no! 0.99

02:07:02.000 But I'm serious.

02:07:03.000 There's a feeling I get sometimes.

02:07:05.000 I'm going to try to say this in a way that's going to make as much sense as possible, but there's a feeling I get sometimes when I get really high and I start contemplating things, especially if I get in the tank.

02:07:14.000 I get this feeling like something's coming.

02:07:17.000 I get this feeling like as a society, as a culture, we're going to be overwhelmed by a new version of what we're experiencing now.

02:07:25.000 A new version of technology that's shaping our lives right now.

02:07:28.000 But a version that's so immersive and so that it drags us into it and makes us become a part of it so deeply that we may never have a life like this again.

02:07:39.000 And sometimes I really like take into account the life that we do live.

02:07:43.000 That you can just shut off your phone. 0.99

02:07:44.000 That you can't just get in your car, turn the radio off, and just hear the engine as you drive up Mulholland and do whatever the fuck... 0.98

02:07:50.000 That might be gone. 0.86

02:07:51.000 There might be a time where Mac Lethal can never disappear.

02:07:55.000 That you will always be tracked.

02:07:57.000 I mean, you will always...

02:07:58.000 Someone will always know where you are.

02:07:59.000 You will always be in touch.

02:08:01.000 You will always be connected.

02:08:02.000 You'll be always on, you know?

02:08:04.000 That is 100%.

02:08:06.000 It's coming.

02:08:06.000 Yeah, that's coming.

02:08:07.000 That freaks me out, man.

02:08:08.000 That freaks me out.

02:08:09.000 Yeah.

02:08:10.000 That's, um...

02:08:11.000 But I think it's inevitable.

02:08:13.000 But it still freaks me out.

02:08:14.000 I mean, no.

02:08:15.000 I mean, I think we're closer to it than probably most people do.

02:08:18.000 I mean, I think they could probably do that.

02:08:20.000 We could probably do some variation of that now.

02:08:23.000 Well, I think you and I may be a little more in tune to it because we spent so much time using the Internet. 0.96

02:08:28.000 Both benefited from it, being shocked by it, but seeing the experiences, the amount of shit that you interact with because the Internet is so different than our parents. 0.97

02:08:40.000 It's so hard to... 0.95

02:08:41.000 Because they had no access to...

02:08:42.000 We have access to everything at the snap of a finger.

02:08:45.000 And there's this perception that the world has gotten worse and is a darker, more exploitative place.

02:08:52.000 And I don't necessarily believe that's true.

02:08:54.000 I just believe that we're exposed to every facet, every artery of the world now.

02:08:59.000 And we just now see how sick of a place it is.

02:09:03.000 And it's made us hyper-connected to everything that's always happened here.

02:09:07.000 And when our parents were here and before the internet, they didn't have that type of access.

02:09:12.000 They lived in more of a Pleasantville type of bubble.

02:09:15.000 And it's terrifying and fascinating equally.

02:09:20.000 Well, I have a love-hate relationship with what's going on right now with our culture as far as the influence of very aggressive, progressive people.

02:09:31.000 Whether it is feminists, like radical feminism, or whether it's... 1.00

02:09:38.000 I'll make fun of that stuff a lot, but there's a part of me that recognizes that what we're seeing, whether it's radical feminism or fighting against transphobia or fighting against homophobia or any of these things, what we're seeing is a culture that's become aware of the imbalances in a way that's never been possible before.

02:10:00.000 There's a level of communication that's never been possible before.

02:10:03.000 Massive communities of online people who are Whether they're progressive or feminists or anti-transphobic or transgender supportive, they've formed these aggressive communities that sometimes are a bit misguided in their approach for attacking people for beliefs that they believe,

02:10:21.000 whether it's humor or whatever they feel like doesn't...

02:10:24.000 I've read this blog where this one person was attacking all transphobic humor online.

02:10:33.000 Part of me was like, okay, I see what she's doing, or she's trying to expose what she feels is gross behavior, but she's exposing it, and she's saying humor, and she's saying that it's lazy, and it's this and that.

02:10:49.000 And that's when I got to go, okay, look, everybody's funny.

02:10:52.000 You know, I'm funny.

02:10:54.000 My head, I don't have any hair on it.

02:10:55.000 I used to.

02:10:56.000 I shaved it.

02:10:57.000 I have a scar in the back of my head for where I had a hair transplant operation where they take the hair and they put it. 1.00

02:11:01.000 It's stupid. 1.00

02:11:02.000 Wait, wait, wait, what? 1.00

02:11:03.000 I had hair transplant.

02:11:04.000 You had hair transplant.

02:11:05.000 Yeah, like in the 90s.

02:11:07.000 So where they take and then they- They take a slice out of the back of your head.

02:11:10.000 Like a piece of meat.

02:11:11.000 And then they take the hairs and they just put them in there one at a time.

02:11:13.000 Yeah, they do like individual plugs. 0.86

02:11:15.000 Yeah, it's ridiculous. 0.54

02:11:16.000 So wait, wait, wait, wait. 0.97

02:11:17.000 What?

02:11:17.000 How did that work?

02:11:18.000 It doesn't.

02:11:19.000 It doesn't work very well.

02:11:19.000 I mean, it works a little.

02:11:20.000 I had hair, obviously, but it was starting to fall out still.

02:11:23.000 Like the other hair was starting to fall out.

02:11:24.000 Really?

02:11:25.000 Now I'm left with these.

02:11:25.000 What I described it as like taking a bunch of healthy people, moving them to a neighborhood where everyone's dying.

02:11:31.000 Stupid idea. 1.00

02:11:32.000 So they eventually die, too. 1.00

02:11:34.000 No, no, no, they don't die.

02:11:35.000 They stay permanently because they're the hairs from the back of your head.

02:11:37.000 The hairs from the back of your head are genetically programmed to stay.

02:11:40.000 That's why when dudes go bald, they still have that weird thing at the back of their head.

02:11:45.000 And that's where the logic comes from, where they can move that hair.

02:11:48.000 But I don't understand why it doesn't work.

02:11:51.000 It does work.

02:11:51.000 It just doesn't work good enough.

02:11:53.000 It's not good enough.

02:11:53.000 The rest of the hair wants to fall out.

02:11:55.000 So I was using Rogaine for that.

02:11:56.000 And I was using Propecia before, but Propecia killed my dicker. 1.00

02:12:01.000 Really?

02:12:02.000 It didn't kill my dickie, but it didn't make my dickie as happy as it could be.

02:12:05.000 Did you ever try Nioxin?

02:12:06.000 This is what I have.

02:12:07.000 Yeah, it works kind of. 0.99

02:12:09.000 I found that Nioxin, because I have male pattern baldness too, I just wear a hat and grow it out back here so it looks like I'm full of shit. 0.99

02:12:16.000 It gave me little baby hairs. 0.98

02:12:20.000 It thickened it a little bit, but they weren't real hairs.

02:12:23.000 If it's going, it's going.

02:12:24.000 If it's going, it's going.

02:12:25.000 It's out of here.

02:12:26.000 You can do some stuff to keep it on, but man, it's tough action.

02:12:30.000 And I always tell people that the back of my head is a public service announcement. 1.00

02:12:34.000 Like, if you could look at my scar and you could go, do you want one of those stupid things? 0.99

02:12:37.000 That there is to remind you, don't do what I did. 0.99

02:12:40.000 And I'm happy like this.

02:12:42.000 I like having a shaved head.

02:12:43.000 It's very liberating to me.

02:12:45.000 Yeah, I know.

02:12:45.000 It's nice.

02:12:46.000 Is it true that Anderson Silva...

02:12:48.000 His hair will not grow, or is that him trolling?

02:12:50.000 Did he really burn all his hair off of his head with a hair product when he was 20 years old?

02:12:56.000 I have no idea.

02:12:57.000 I've never even heard that before.

02:12:58.000 No, he says he doesn't shave his head.

02:13:00.000 He says he burnt all his hair off.

02:13:01.000 Oh, he might be trolling.

02:13:02.000 He trolls a lot.

02:13:03.000 I know.

02:13:04.000 He trolls a lot.

02:13:05.000 He has to have Steven Seagal on his camp.

02:13:06.000 Now he's going to bring in Chuck Norris.

02:13:08.000 I saw that.

02:13:09.000 Not that Chuck Norris isn't an excellent martial artist.

02:13:13.000 Was a legit world champion. 0.93

02:13:14.000 And if I was going to take martial arts instruction from people, I fucking for sure would take martial arts instruction from Chuck Norris.

02:13:20.000 Didn't he train with Jean-Jacques Machado? 0.94

02:13:21.000 Oh yeah, he's a black belt under Jean-Jacques. 0.92

02:13:23.000 Ah, he's badass then.

02:13:24.000 Yeah, that's my lineage.

02:13:25.000 What do you think about Weidman Silva too?

02:13:27.000 I don't know.

02:13:28.000 My point, what I was getting at before that, We got really sidetracked.

02:13:32.000 Sorry, sorry.

02:13:33.000 But I would be happy to talk MMA with you.

02:13:34.000 My point is, I make fun of myself.

02:13:36.000 You know, I make fun of everybody. 0.98

02:13:38.000 And if you're gonna call someone transphobic because they make fun of certain trannies, there's a fucking guy who's 50 years old, is 6'5", who's playing women's college basketball. 1.00

02:13:45.000 If you don't make fun of that, you're an asshole. 1.00

02:13:48.000 Okay? 1.00

02:13:48.000 And if he doesn't realize that he looks ridiculous being a 6'5", 50-year-old man competing with 18-year-old girls and pretending he's a girl, or, you know, being a female now, I understand that, but The fact that you get a reset, he did all his college credits, he played all his college sports as a male, but then when you change gender, 1.00

02:14:05.000 you get a reset, and you're allowed to go in with zero.

02:14:08.000 That's overly progressive.

02:14:09.000 It's overly progressive.

02:14:11.000 And my opinions on, there's a woman that has been competing as an MMA fighter, lived as a man for 30 years. 1.00

02:14:18.000 It's bullshit. 1.00

02:14:18.000 It's total bullshit. 1.00

02:14:19.000 Yeah, because his... 1.00

02:14:21.000 Its body is a man's body. 0.84

02:14:24.000 Well, not only that, there's changes, there's absolute changes that take place, but the science that everyone's trying to quote, like the really super progressive people are like, you know, there's good science to support that you really become a woman, you lose your bone density.

02:14:38.000 No, there's not.

02:14:39.000 There's not.

02:14:39.000 Not only that, the amount of science that you are getting is all coming from either transgender doctors, Or people who are involved in the transgender procedure or monitoring what happens to a person.

02:14:51.000 There's never been a documented study of taking a male athlete that's been a male for 30-plus years, comparing the skills that they learned as a male, by the way, with a completely different muscle structure, completely different bone structure.

02:15:04.000 The mechanical frame is different, the shape of the torso is different, the wideness of the shoulders, the size of the hands, the hips, and the reaction time.

02:15:12.000 The big one is the reaction time.

02:15:13.000 And this is one that I don't hear people quoting.

02:15:15.000 There's been a 10%, it's studied, studied 10% variation between men and females.

02:15:21.000 Men have a 10% quicker reaction time.

02:15:23.000 Crazy.

02:15:23.000 When it comes to striking, that is a big deal.

02:15:26.000 That is a gigantic deal.

02:15:28.000 That might be the difference between Roy Jones Jr. being the top of the world and Roy Jones Jr. getting knocked out.

02:15:32.000 Sure, yeah.

02:15:33.000 10% is big.

02:15:34.000 But in talking about this, I became transphobic to a lot of these super ultra-progressive people.

02:15:40.000 And that's why I say that I have this love-hate relationship with this idea.

02:15:43.000 Because I think the love is, I am all for everyone...

02:15:48.000 I'm all for being able to be themselves.

02:15:50.000 I'm all for you being whatever you want to be, whether it's transgender or gay or, you know, cross-dressing.

02:15:58.000 And I have a friend who works with a cross-dresser and he's not gay, but he at work is a woman.

02:16:03.000 And when he goes home, he changes and he goes home and he becomes a man again and he has a family and everything.

02:16:09.000 He doesn't want to have a sex change operation, but he wants to wear women's clothes at work and he wants to be referred to as a woman.

02:16:15.000 And so they work for a big company.

02:16:19.000 And it's a gigantic corporation.

02:16:21.000 They allow it.

02:16:22.000 It's a very progressive company.

02:16:23.000 And I think that's badass. 0.99

02:16:24.000 Who gives a shit if a guy wants to wear a dress? 1.00

02:16:27.000 I want to wear a purse. 1.00

02:16:28.000 I wish I could wear a fucking purse, but I get mocked. 0.99

02:16:32.000 I think the love-hate relationship that I'm talking about is that people are realizing that they do have a say because of this new electronic media, because of the fact that you can... 0.99

02:16:43.000 We post a blog that starts a debate and exposes people to these ideas.

02:16:50.000 Here's one of them that's been coming up a lot recently. 0.95

02:16:53.000 And it's that having sex with a drunk person is rape. 0.99

02:16:57.000 And it's... 0.99

02:16:58.000 I mean, they're...

02:17:00.000 Guilty as charged.

02:17:02.000 Not necessarily.

02:17:03.000 So if you're drunk and another person's drunk, so which one is guilty then?

02:17:07.000 Both. 0.94

02:17:08.000 So you're raping each other? 1.00

02:17:10.000 Double rape. 1.00

02:17:10.000 Oh my god. 1.00

02:17:13.000 Listen, I'm not joking around, man.

02:17:15.000 But here's what I love about it.

02:17:17.000 What I love about it is, I don't necessarily agree with it.

02:17:21.000 There's a man named Michael Shermer.

02:17:24.000 Michael Shermer is a very famous skeptic.

02:17:26.000 And he's being charged by this other guy who's this radical male feminist.

02:17:29.000 He's being charged with rape.

02:17:32.000 In his blog, he says that he has taken advantage.

02:17:35.000 And the language is very strange that this guy uses to describe the situation.

02:17:40.000 And he wasn't even told to him.

02:17:42.000 It was told to someone else and then told to him.

02:17:44.000 So it's all very sketch. 0.88

02:17:45.000 But the language is that Michael Shermer got her into a position where she was unable to consent and then had sex with her.

02:17:52.000 I don't know exactly what that means.

02:17:55.000 What they're implying by all the other corroborating stories is that he likes to get women drunk.

02:18:01.000 And there was another woman who said that she met him at a party and he kept her wine glass full and she got drunker than she ever used to and she was really embarrassed by that and somehow or another she blames him for the fact that she got drunk. 0.63

02:18:13.000 But they're trying to isolate a pattern that this guy does, which is apparently get women drunk and have sex with them.

02:18:20.000 And my point is, first of all, there's a broad spectrum of what is drunk. 0.85

02:18:25.000 And if you say that having sex with anyone who's drunk is rape, what if they have one drink and they're kind of tipsy and they get horny and they love you and they're attracted to you?

02:18:34.000 Is that still rape? 1.00

02:18:35.000 That's bananas. 0.99

02:18:36.000 If it's two drinks, if it's six shots and a beer and you're fucking 100 pounds, yes. 0.99

02:18:44.000 I would say that's rape. 1.00

02:18:46.000 If you're sober and that person's fucked up and you go, hey, don't worry about it. 1.00

02:18:50.000 Just lie down here. 0.99

02:18:51.000 Whoa, why are your pants coming off? 1.00

02:18:52.000 Hey, why is my dick in your mouth? 1.00

02:18:54.000 You still consider that rape? 1.00

02:18:55.000 That's rape. 1.00

02:18:56.000 Yeah, if you're sober and you're taking advantage of someone who's unconscious, that's fucking right. 0.99

02:19:01.000 Well, yeah, no, that's right. 0.94

02:19:02.000 If they're unconscious.

02:19:03.000 Yeah, they're lying on the bed, blacking out, and you're taking their pants off, I think that's right.

02:19:06.000 But I think it's hard to quantify, you know, if they have six shots and a beer, if they have an alcohol tolerance that's through the roof, I mean, how do you discern between what their alcohol tolerance is and how much they can handle?

02:19:21.000 It's a good point.

02:19:22.000 The idea is that at a certain point, you're impaired.

02:19:25.000 You're impaired, period. 0.92

02:19:26.000 And for you to take advantage of that person in that state that's akin to rape. 0.57

02:19:31.000 And what is interesting about this is, even though I don't agree with the blanket statement, is that they've forced the debate now. 1.00

02:19:40.000 And they've forced this really age-old problem of creepy dudes getting women drugged and then having sex with them, which is fucking rape. 0.99

02:19:49.000 How many people have you talked to that are female that think their drink got mickeyed? 1.00

02:19:53.000 I've been a part of it.

02:19:55.000 I've seen it happen to a date.

02:19:56.000 I took a girl out.

02:19:58.000 It was one of my shows, one of my old shows when I was about 22 years old. 1.00

02:20:02.000 A girl that I was with, a guy approached her and gave her a drink and she was talking to him and she ended up on her ass. 0.99

02:20:11.000 I mean, couldn't. 0.99

02:20:13.000 Couldn't see straight.

02:20:14.000 Couldn't stand up straight.

02:20:16.000 And it drove me and I had no idea what was going on with her. 0.96

02:20:19.000 But within like a matter of 15 minutes, completely fucking inebriated. 0.97

02:20:23.000 Unable to speak. 0.99

02:20:25.000 Had to carry her home.

02:20:26.000 Woke up the next day, had no idea what happened. 0.99

02:20:29.000 She got fucking roofied. 1.00

02:20:30.000 Yeah, it happens. 1.00

02:20:30.000 She got fucking roofied. 1.00

02:20:32.000 It does. 1.00

02:20:32.000 It happens all the time. 1.00

02:20:33.000 It's terrifying.

02:20:34.000 It's not just roofies, it's GHB. They slip GHB into people's drinks and it conks them out.

02:20:39.000 It happens all the time, all over the world.

02:20:42.000 And it's sort of a thing that we know about but isn't discussed that often.

02:20:46.000 And what I like about what these radical feminists have done is they've opened up this conversation. 1.00

02:20:51.000 Sure.

02:20:52.000 And now people are talking about it and they're debating it, whether or not it's true.

02:20:55.000 Well, is that rape? 1.00

02:20:56.000 That's rape? 1.00

02:20:57.000 No, it's not rape.

02:20:58.000 And in that argument, they force the dialogue, which I think is brilliant.

02:21:02.000 And it's a legit dialogue, and it's an important subject, because there are people that do drug people and take advantage of people.

02:21:07.000 But to call any time two consenting adults Dude, this woman on Twitter literally had a campaign and a blog post about it saying that people are sad on Twitter when they found out that they're rapists. 1.00

02:21:29.000 Because they disagreed with her.

02:21:31.000 This blanket statement of any time, like, even if it's your spouse, why do that if they can't consent?

02:21:37.000 And what she's saying is, if you're drunk, you can't consent.

02:21:40.000 It's a fascinating argument.

02:21:41.000 I don't agree with it, but it's fascinating that it's made people angry, it started this debate, it's got people talking, and that puts the energy on this very real issue.

02:21:50.000 But another guy had an incredible point, like, how could it possibly be that that's the only time where you're not responsible for your actions is sex?

02:21:57.000 If I get you drunk and then you decide to get in a car and drive home, is it my responsibility?

02:22:03.000 If you come over my house and we're both the same age, we drink wine together, and you get in your car and you slam into a tree, did I force you to drive drunk?

02:22:10.000 If you're a man, no.

02:22:11.000 If you're a woman, did I? No.

02:22:13.000 Well, how does...

02:22:14.000 If we're both drinking and then sex is involved, how are we not both responsible for this situation?

02:22:19.000 Is it considered aiding and abetting?

02:22:21.000 I got in trouble when I was 17 years old.

02:22:24.000 I got adjudicated of two felonies, which basically means I was 17 and not old enough to be convicted of them.

02:22:31.000 And we were at a party on the first night of spring break at a house party with a bunch of my friends.

02:22:37.000 I went to an alternative school, so they were a little more edgy, like Mexican and black gangster kids, and we were all there. 1.00

02:22:44.000 There was a car on the driveway and a girl came into the party and said there's two skinheads outside in this car. 1.00

02:22:50.000 So 15, 16 of these dudes went outside and surrounded this car and about four metal TPX bats came out of this garage and they beat all the windows out of the car, jumped on the windshield, cracked it, Got the guys out, 0.97

02:23:06.000 beat the shit out of them. 0.94

02:23:08.000 With bats? 1.00

02:23:09.000 With bats.

02:23:10.000 Whoa. 0.99

02:23:10.000 Now, here's where it gets fucked up. 0.99

02:23:12.000 So, there was some, like, SWAT team test mission going on about two blocks away, and they heard what was going on. 0.99

02:23:18.000 So, we're all standing there watching these kids beat the ever-living fuck out of these skinheads, and I don't even know if they were skinheads, but... 1.00

02:23:26.000 All of a sudden, like, 20, 30 cops roll up in bulletproof vests with fucking black fatigues on and machine guns and shit. 1.00

02:23:33.000 Well, here's what's fucked up. 0.99

02:23:34.000 I never laid a single finger on any of these kids and I got in trouble because I had a cell phone in my pocket and I didn't call the cops. 0.88

02:23:41.000 And they called it aiding and abetting. 0.99

02:23:43.000 And that's the same fucking logic. 0.99

02:23:46.000 And I never understood, because our argument was, well, if I would have pulled my phone out to call the police, maybe one of the kids with the bat would have hurt me or hit me. 1.00

02:23:57.000 You know, it's very convoluted and fucked up. 0.96

02:24:00.000 I don't think that's the same logic. 0.98

02:24:02.000 Because you can't be responsible for keeping track of how many drinks another adult has.

02:24:10.000 Especially at a party.

02:24:11.000 If someone's having a party at your house and you're all drinking together and maybe you might not even know but Mike had some whiskey and you didn't see him and he got fucked up and you thought he only had one glass of wine you'd be fine.

02:24:21.000 I don't think that's aiding and abetting.

02:24:23.000 I think if you're in a bar I think it becomes an issue.

02:24:25.000 But I think my point was if you see that they're drunk and then they get into a vehicle and you don't Proactively try to prevent them or try to keep them there.

02:24:37.000 That's an interesting question.

02:24:38.000 I wonder what your responsibility is if they're coming from your house.

02:24:41.000 Yeah.

02:24:41.000 You might have some responsibility if you actually gave them the alcohol.

02:24:45.000 But I disagree with it.

02:24:47.000 That's where I draw issue with it because there has to be at some point people have to have personal accountability.

02:24:53.000 Absolutely.

02:24:54.000 Personal responsibility for all adults, not just because you're a woman.

02:24:58.000 You get to skirt it, no pun intended, because the fact that you're a woman. 0.77

02:25:04.000 That doesn't make any sense to me. 0.98

02:25:06.000 If you're at a party and you have some drinks with someone, and someone keeps pouring you drinks, and then you try to accuse them of getting you drunker than you normally would, and you use that as sort of a corroboration that this guy likes to get women drunk, like, man, you've made some fucking crazy leaps there. 0.83

02:25:20.000 Yeah.

02:25:20.000 It sounds to me like a guy's offering you drinks, which you apparently said yes to because you like drinking.

02:25:25.000 Exactly.

02:25:26.000 Like, there's some madness there.

02:25:27.000 There's some madness.

02:25:29.000 But it does... 0.99

02:25:31.000 The thing I like about it, it does open up this debate of people being fucking creepy and drugging people and treating them as less than humans so they can just shoot loads into them.

02:25:41.000 So you like, as long as all of these issues have an open and somewhat passionate dialogue going on, that's more...

02:25:47.000 Yeah, it does.

02:25:48.000 They don't, though.

02:25:49.000 That's what's interesting.

02:25:50.000 These progressive blogs, the free-thinking blog this guy puts it on, they stifle even civil debates so quickly and harshly.

02:25:58.000 Anybody who thinks that this Michael Shermer guy is being unfairly accused and he doesn't have his day in court and what about his point of view?

02:26:04.000 You're supposed to be skeptical and yet you've taken this...

02:26:07.000 Second-hand account of a situation and posting it as evidence without talking to the other person.

02:26:13.000 And everyone knows that personal experiences and the memories of personal experiences are extremely inaccurate.

02:26:19.000 Not only that, there's a lot that happens when people sober up. 0.66

02:26:22.000 They start attaching a bunch of remorse and all kinds of other shit to things. 0.78

02:26:26.000 And sometimes people have a psychological ailment where it forces them to cause other people or blame other people for their own shortcomings. 0.96

02:26:35.000 We all know a lot of people that do that.

02:26:38.000 Right. 1.00

02:27:05.000 I think he's also fucking up and showing why he did it in the first place by stifling any civil discourse on his own blog, calling them trolls and saying they're too stupid to enter into this debate. 1.00

02:27:16.000 There's all sorts of ad hominem attacks on anybody who has even a civil disagreement. 0.99

02:27:20.000 I mean, the people that they've shown...

02:27:23.000 A couple people have made videos of this showing how ridiculous the banning of people that disagree with no disrespectful language at all, just banned, you know, from this guy's board.

02:27:33.000 Everyone is like super ultra supportive.

02:27:35.000 And then I've looked on other boards and it's entirely the opposite. 0.98

02:27:39.000 Everyone is completely skeptical of this and saying that this is white knight horseshit to the extreme and that this guy's an attention whore and this is not skeptical. 0.97

02:27:50.000 There's nothing skeptical or free thinking about this. 0.99

02:27:53.000 And that this is...

02:27:54.000 Also a problem with blogging about something is that you're not getting a dialogue.

02:28:00.000 You're getting one person who gets to express themselves in a rambling, verbose way.

02:28:07.000 Whereas if you're having a dialogue, someone can have a statement.

02:28:11.000 And someone can say, well, that's not true because of this.

02:28:13.000 And then we'll go, oh, I thought that.

02:28:15.000 No, no, this was actually the case.

02:28:17.000 And now you've got a dialogue where you're trying to reenact the information as it actually took place.

02:28:23.000 You're dealing with multiple parties.

02:28:24.000 That's the only way to get a really accurate assessment of what happened.

02:28:28.000 And even then it's skewed.

02:28:30.000 One person will be more passionate.

02:28:32.000 They'll be better at describing things.

02:28:35.000 The other person, maybe their memory's not as good.

02:28:37.000 And it's hard.

02:28:38.000 It's hard to recreate a situation completely accurately. 0.99

02:28:41.000 And you don't do it in a third-hand account on a fucking blog. 0.99

02:28:45.000 You just don't. 0.99

02:28:46.000 You don't get... 1.00

02:28:47.000 And to pretend that you do is asinine. 1.00

02:28:49.000 And it shows me that you're using your fucking ego. 1.00

02:28:52.000 And your ego has been involved in this discussion. 1.00

02:28:55.000 Your ego to the point where you want your point to be absolutely correct and inarguable. 1.00

02:29:01.000 And that's bullshit. 0.99

02:29:02.000 But that's 99% of blogging. 0.99

02:29:04.000 Yeah, but it shouldn't be that way when you're talking about a guy who's a professor.

02:29:08.000 The guy's a professor and the blog is called free thinking. 0.94

02:29:12.000 It's so silly.

02:29:14.000 It's like everything that free thinking isn't. 0.99

02:29:16.000 You just failed an intelligence test in a massive, massive way.

02:29:20.000 Because you think...

02:29:21.000 And the arguments are so strange.

02:29:23.000 One of them I saw...

02:29:24.000 I've seen several.

02:29:25.000 This one theme that keeps repeating itself over and over again is that even if this guy's unjustly shamed...

02:29:30.000 It may be necessary to protect women to unnecessarily shame people who are innocent. 0.76

02:29:35.000 And I saw that and I said, that's crazy thinking.

02:29:38.000 Because it's never necessary to unnecessarily shame somebody. 0.99

02:29:42.000 That's like witch trial shit. 0.99

02:29:47.000 You don't throw out accusations of witchcraft Unnecessarily, so that you find the necessary witches and abolish them from your community. 1.00

02:29:56.000 No, never.

02:29:57.000 It's never okay to unnecessarily accuse someone of something they didn't do.

02:30:01.000 So if they get unduly or unjustly accused, it's okay if a few women are safe.

02:30:06.000 No, it's not.

02:30:07.000 It's a massive injustice against one person who is unjustly accused of a crime that he absolutely didn't commit.

02:30:13.000 I'm not saying that he did or he didn't, but that's a possibility as well.

02:30:16.000 And it's not being considered at all by any of these people.

02:30:18.000 And they're basing it on personal accounts and the guy's creepy and this and that.

02:30:22.000 Maybe he is.

02:30:23.000 He may very well be.

02:30:25.000 But as a person who calls yourself free thinking, you have a responsibility.

02:30:29.000 An absolute responsibility to be objective about this idea.

02:30:32.000 And you're not being objective about it.

02:30:34.000 You're looking at it through this massive, progressive, ideological standpoint. 1.00

02:30:42.000 Fucking crazy, man. 0.99

02:30:43.000 Yeah, it's interesting. 0.99

02:30:45.000 But I like it.

02:30:46.000 What I like about it is not that this guy is being unjustly accused.

02:30:49.000 What I like about it is that we're having these really interesting dialogues now that I don't think took place on a large scale before.

02:30:58.000 And I find it along with all the other things that are shaping human culture because of the internet.

02:31:02.000 I find it all to be really...

02:31:04.000 It's also pretentious to say it's so stimulating, but it is kind of stimulating.

02:31:08.000 It's stimulating, it's fascinating, and it's all like bubbling up around us and changing at a rate that I don't think we're even recognizing, man.

02:31:15.000 I think the rate is so rapid and so massive since 93, 94, whenever the internet became popular.

02:31:22.000 It's the Wild West, man.

02:31:23.000 It's craziness.

02:31:24.000 Yeah.

02:31:24.000 I mean, everybody has a platform and everybody has a voice and the ability to do it in a different or original way.

02:31:31.000 And...

02:31:31.000 It's all about if they can draw the attention to themselves.

02:31:34.000 It's redistributing the power of who has a voice and who doesn't. 0.99

02:31:39.000 And it's the fucking Wild West all over again. 0.97

02:31:42.000 The roaring 20s of the digital era. 0.99

02:31:44.000 That's what I've been calling it.

02:31:45.000 That's how it feels to me.

02:31:46.000 Yeah, man.

02:31:47.000 It's new, it's uncharted, and it's alive.

02:31:49.000 It's electric.

02:31:50.000 And all these different people, whether I agree with them or not, whether I think they're flawed or not, and a lot of them are flawed, and I'm flawed too, but this input and these new ideas that are encouraging all this debate and all this discussion...

02:32:03.000 I think it's amazing.

02:32:04.000 I think it's one of the most amazing events in our entire history.

02:32:09.000 The history of our culture.

02:32:10.000 I think it's our crowning achievement.

02:32:12.000 I mean, honestly.

02:32:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:32:15.000 I think we're dealing with one of the most unique times in human history.

02:32:19.000 And it's just sort of snuck up on us.

02:32:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:32:22.000 And Mac Lethal, you're a part of it, bitch. 1.00

02:32:24.000 I love it, man. 1.00

02:32:27.000 You are, right?

02:32:28.000 All those YouTube people with their crazy edits, they're a part of it, too.

02:32:31.000 Dude, they couldn't...

02:32:32.000 There are major record labels that would pay, that look at my YouTube channel as just an invaluable resource.

02:32:39.000 That would pay millions of dollars to be able to get the amount of subscribers I have because they can't do it.

02:32:45.000 Because people aren't interested in them.

02:32:47.000 People aren't interested in these huge record labels or these huge entities that produce, you know, homogenized, generic music anymore.

02:32:56.000 And it's really rebellious and...

02:33:01.000 For example, Russell Simmons just launched a YouTube channel called All Deaf Digital, and he's essentially throwing millions of dollars all over the place to try to beef up his internet presence and be a part of this.

02:33:17.000 And I don't think he's going to be very successful doing it.

02:33:20.000 Why?

02:33:20.000 How come?

02:33:21.000 I mean, he's just out of touch.

02:33:23.000 You know, his time was in the 80s.

02:33:25.000 And the early 90s when he could promote in New York City and wheat paste flyers and posters to walls and throw parties.

02:33:35.000 And he doesn't understand the Internet and how it works.

02:33:39.000 And, you know, the Internet requires a lot of humility and patience and constantly evolving and constantly engaging in dialogue, creative dialogue, being free thinking.

02:33:50.000 And I don't think that people like that understand that.

02:33:53.000 That's interesting.

02:33:54.000 There's a lot of people that are trying to capitalize off of YouTube right now because YouTube and Google have launched Google Fiber.

02:34:02.000 Do you guys have Google Fiber out here?

02:34:04.000 Dude, we have a fat 100 megabyte up and down per second connect that we had to have installed like a high-speed business line. 0.99

02:34:13.000 Damn. 0.99

02:34:13.000 Yeah, it's dope. 0.99

02:34:14.000 So I think Google Fiber is a thousand megabytes a second.

02:34:19.000 Right?

02:34:19.000 Is it a thousand megs a second?

02:34:20.000 I think so.

02:34:21.000 It's a thousand megabytes a second.

02:34:23.000 Well, here's what they did.

02:34:24.000 There's a place called Wyandotte County in Kansas City. 0.99

02:34:28.000 And it's like this kind of like white trash, lower middle class area of Kansas. 1.00

02:34:35.000 It's a very odd place for them to do this. 0.96

02:34:37.000 But this is where they've beta tested Google Fiber and everybody in the county has it.

02:34:42.000 And essentially what they're doing is for $150 a month they connect their fiber cable to your house and you get a thousand megabyte per second up and down.

02:34:54.000 You get 700 something original YouTube channels that are directly accessible by your television and then you get all the network TV channels and a phone.

02:35:03.000 And essentially what they're trying to do is topple over network TV. So about a year ago, Google threw like 70 billion dollars at like 700, 800 different people to create original content on YouTube.

02:35:19.000 Pharrell Williams, CNN, all these different people got these billion dollar investments and they said, make us new content.

02:35:27.000 Make us content that is gonna shut down cable TV. And that's what everybody's doing right now.

02:35:32.000 So, it's a fucking very fascinating and very exciting time.

02:35:36.000 I'm waiting for someone to come along and do, like, a Game of Thrones online. 0.92

02:35:40.000 Oh, that's gonna happen.

02:35:41.000 It's gotta, right?

02:35:42.000 Especially because we're gonna have 4K accessibility now.

02:35:45.000 I mean...

02:35:45.000 On your phone!

02:35:46.000 On your phone! 0.99

02:35:47.000 You're gonna be able to use your Samsung Galaxy and fucking film Game of Thrones Season 5. I mean, it's on. 0.99

02:35:53.000 It's on.

02:35:54.000 And that's what I love about all of this.

02:35:56.000 When I was coming up, I knew that I was maybe a little too weird, maybe a little too different to ever have a song on the radio. 0.79

02:36:04.000 I don't have the sex appeal that some of these preppy, douchebag rappers have, or I'm not edgy enough or whatever it is.

02:36:12.000 So I always knew I was going to have to connect with people one by one and build my own empire.

02:36:18.000 In the late 90s, this was just creating my own music at my house, sending off a thousand dollars, getting a thousand CDs manufactured and selling them out of the trunk of my car.

02:36:28.000 And one by one, building my own fan base.

02:36:31.000 Then as the 2000s progressed and the internet got bigger, I realized people are getting online to listen to and find out about new music. 0.99

02:36:39.000 So I jumped on that shit a long fucking time ago. 0.99

02:36:42.000 Never sought out trying to make a radio single. 1.00

02:36:44.000 Never tried to get on a major record label.

02:36:47.000 I've had major record label deal offers in the past couple years that have turned down because the money isn't good enough.

02:36:52.000 But I always knew that- Was that a humble brag?

02:36:55.000 Was that a humble brag?

02:36:56.000 I think I might be a humble brag.

02:36:57.000 Sorry about that.

02:36:58.000 Let me take that back.

02:36:59.000 It's alright.

02:36:59.000 Humble brags are okay.

02:37:00.000 Okay, fine.

02:37:01.000 They're part of life.

02:37:01.000 Fine.

02:37:02.000 Yeah, they were on my dick. 0.99

02:37:04.000 So, I just always knew that independent music, with the internet, when Sean Parker created Napster and we realized, found out that they could take a very heavy, big-sized WAV file and compress it down to a 3 or 4 megabyte MP3. That was the death of the music business as we knew it then. 0.99

02:37:27.000 There was no way record stores were gonna stay open.

02:37:30.000 There was no way records and CDs were gonna sell like they used to.

02:37:33.000 And it was only a matter of time before the internet got more exposure, got faster, people got on new computers and could download music.

02:37:40.000 And once that happened, it changed the game, completely revolutionized it.

02:37:44.000 So all these major record labels and all these huge platinum selling artists were completely shut down.

02:37:49.000 And then people like me had a lane.

02:37:51.000 And while we're not as big as some of these huge artists, Backstreet Boys or whoever the fuck, people like Immortal Technique, who I know you've had on here...

02:37:59.000 Or me.

02:38:00.000 We're able to use things like YouTube to directly connect to our fans.

02:38:04.000 And that's what's so exciting about Google Fiber is it's making it even better. 0.98

02:38:10.000 We're going to be able to put money into the shit that we do and have fucking big, semi-decent productions. 0.97

02:38:16.000 And we don't have to rely on any major record label, any television network, anything. 1.00

02:38:21.000 It's fucking... 0.99

02:38:22.000 Wild West, man. 1.00

02:38:24.000 Yeah.

02:38:25.000 It's amazing.

02:38:26.000 Yeah, well, we're getting legitimate sponsors now.

02:38:29.000 We're getting, like, real companies and Stamps.com and LegalZoom and shit like that.

02:38:32.000 They don't have a choice.

02:38:33.000 Where else are they going to go?

02:38:34.000 Well, not only that, we refuse to do, like, a real commercial.

02:38:37.000 Like, I don't...

02:38:57.000 We don't have to.

02:38:59.000 We don't have to because we didn't.

02:39:01.000 And because it sort of became something very popular without that.

02:39:04.000 Yeah, and as long as you have the people paying attention, that's all that matters.

02:39:09.000 You're directly connected to them and you don't need them.

02:39:12.000 You just don't need them.

02:39:13.000 And that's what I've used YouTube and Facebook and Twitter to do is just get my weird music out there and my weird blogs out there and a lot of people like them.

02:39:23.000 And that's what's so fucking cool about it.

02:39:25.000 Yeah, I liked him.

02:39:26.000 Thank you.

02:39:26.000 He's very cool about it.

02:39:27.000 Yeah, I mean, I appreciate it.

02:39:29.000 We're both a part of that sort of thing where people found something that they just liked.

02:39:34.000 I've done a lot of different things, whether it's Fear Factor or News Radio or the UFC or what have you, but I don't really use any of those things to promote this podcast.

02:39:42.000 I never have.

02:39:43.000 This podcast sort of...

02:39:44.000 Kind of found itself pretty organically.

02:39:47.000 And that just, you know, I don't know how it happened.

02:39:52.000 It just sort of happened.

02:39:53.000 Do you feel that from your days on Fear Factor to now, that you've had several stages of reimagining your image or maybe the people, you've exposed yourself in different platforms so people learned more about who you are.

02:40:09.000 Because when I used to see you on Fear Factor, I would have never guessed that you would fucking get in an isolation tank and take four grams of mushrooms and think about, you know, all of us having a collective conscious or something.

02:40:20.000 But then the more I learned about you through YouTube, because you were on YouTube real early, and I would just see these videos and be like, dude, this dude is dope. 0.99

02:40:27.000 And he's into like some cerebral shit.

02:40:29.000 And do you feel like this has helped people understand you better as a person? 0.98

02:40:35.000 Well, tell me, explain me better.

02:40:37.000 I mean, everyone loves to pigeonhole.

02:40:39.000 And if I didn't know me, I would certainly pigeonhole me.

02:40:41.000 Sure.

02:40:42.000 Yeah, that happens. 1.00

02:40:43.000 Fucking meathead douchebag making people eat bugs. 0.99

02:40:45.000 I wouldn't want to listen to me talk about anything philosophical or anything that I think of, but... 1.00

02:40:51.000 One of the things about doing something like a Fear Factor where you gain financial freedom is you also gain the freedom to speak your mind because you're not worried about the repercussions.

02:41:00.000 I always had stand-up comedy and I made money on Fear Factor and then I've always had the UFC. I don't have to worry about speaking my mind and that has allowed me to have some freedom and then doing a podcast allowed me to have a platform where I get to express myself.

02:41:18.000 People fucking, whatever weirdness No one's perfect. 0.97

02:41:22.000 Everyone has flaws. 1.00

02:41:23.000 We change from day to day depending upon our stress level and what emotional shit we're dealing with, our personal life, our business life, or what have you. 0.65

02:41:32.000 We vary. 0.57

02:41:33.000 We all have a lot of variation in our behavior. 0.99

02:41:37.000 But when you talk to someone or you hear someone talk for hours and hours and hours and hours over the course of X amount of years, you get an idea of who the fuck they are. 0.99

02:41:45.000 You really do. 0.99

02:41:46.000 You really do get...

02:41:47.000 They can't hide. 1.00

02:41:47.000 You can't hide three hours a day every fucking day. 1.00

02:41:50.000 You're going to expose yourself. 0.98

02:41:51.000 And in that, I think there's never been a vehicle ever that's allowed people to get to know people like they can off of the internet, like they can from podcasts.

02:42:02.000 It's never existed.

02:42:03.000 And before, artists used to be almost...

02:42:07.000 Flawless.

02:42:08.000 You couldn't see their flaws and people gravitated towards that.

02:42:12.000 And now it's almost like people are more drawn towards people that do have flaws that they sometimes disagree with.

02:42:19.000 It's like an elevated version of what a rock star used to be because a rock star used to be this ethereal, creative, sexual being that there could do no wrong. 0.99

02:42:27.000 But I think that we elevated beyond that and now people want to know that This motherfucker might say some shit that I'm going to disagree with sooner. 0.99

02:42:36.000 Like Louie, how he can't stop eating and he's chubby and a little out of shape. 1.00

02:42:40.000 And balding.

02:42:41.000 But that's what people gravitate towards now.

02:42:44.000 It's like the anti-image. 0.95

02:42:46.000 And that's fucking amazing to me. 1.00

02:42:48.000 That's what I love about all this shit. 0.99

02:42:50.000 Is that we're going above and beyond what people treat as... 1.00

02:42:55.000 People...

02:42:57.000 We're good to go.

02:43:18.000 Yeah.

02:43:38.000 Didn't have any courage or had social anxiety or just really had no self-esteem.

02:43:43.000 I think it's super important to talk about those times so that people can realize like, oh, this isn't a guy who was successful always and always been confident and always, he's different than me.

02:43:54.000 I can't relate to that kind of thinking.

02:43:56.000 No, I used to get nervous talking to the bank teller.

02:43:59.000 I'd get tongue-tied going to the bank, especially when I was broke and I was depositing a $50 check or something like that.

02:44:06.000 I'd get nervous, like legitimately nervous. 0.79

02:44:08.000 Yeah, no, I think that that's maybe one of the things is as a rap artist, people have connected to my shit because I all talk about, you know, my insecurities or I'll become vulnerable. 0.67

02:44:20.000 And I'm a rapper when that's not supposed to happen in rap music. 0.98

02:44:24.000 But you're a white rapper.

02:44:24.000 Yeah, that too.

02:44:26.000 You got a little more flexibility there.

02:44:29.000 I know.

02:44:30.000 Yeah, I think it's beautiful.

02:44:32.000 It's again, like everything else.

02:44:33.000 It's sort of exposing things in a way that's never been possible before.

02:44:37.000 Oh, this is the Charlie Sheen one.

02:44:38.000 What is the Charlie Sheen one?

02:44:39.000 This is the best drug known to man.

02:44:42.000 Check it out, I'm Charlie Sheen, got cocaine jaw. 1.00

02:44:45.000 Fuck Brie Olsen, did the whole thing raw. 1.00

02:44:47.000 I get two million every episode, it's modest for my pay. 1.00

02:44:49.000 I got five breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Fuck AA, fuck anybody with cancer. 1.00

02:44:53.000 Fuck porn stars, fuck dancers. 1.00

02:44:55.000 You call me an addict and I'll just smile, dream on. 1.00

02:44:57.000 Punk bitch, I'm the real Ricky Wilde thing wrong. 0.99

02:44:58.000 My line's polar. 1.00

02:45:00.000 It's the ninth inning, you're bipolar.

02:45:05.000 I win here and I win there.

02:45:13.000 I gotta get that guy.

02:45:27.000 Especially now that he's sort of like leveled out.

02:45:29.000 I saw him on Dr. Oz the other day.

02:45:31.000 It might be time. 1.00

02:45:32.000 Fuck Dr. Oz. 1.00

02:45:33.000 How dare you? 1.00

02:45:34.000 No, no, no, no.

02:45:36.000 Dr. Oz was going to have me on his show because his people enjoyed my pancake wrap.

02:45:42.000 I also did a Chick-fil-A wrap.

02:45:44.000 When Chick-fil-A had that whole anti-gay thing, whatever, I did a wrap video where I remade a Chick-fil-A sandwich and used the recipe so people didn't have to go to Chick-fil-A and support their anti-gay causes.

02:45:55.000 So they hit me up and they were like, we love your food wraps.

02:45:59.000 We would love to have you on here.

02:46:01.000 To make like a strawberry banana smoothie or something healthy and promote healthy eating and do like a cool fast wrap and, you know, we'll fly you out.

02:46:10.000 You'll do it for free because it's great exposure and you'll love it and you're excited about this.

02:46:14.000 And I'm like, okay, yeah, that's great.

02:46:16.000 So we book all this travel and get ready to do this and then they cancel it because of text from Bennett.

02:46:21.000 And because they were just like, we don't want to be affiliated with that.

02:46:25.000 Well, explain text from Bennett. 0.93

02:46:26.000 Because text from Bennett is fucking hilarious. 0.94

02:46:28.000 Why do they have a problem with text from Bennett? 0.97

02:46:30.000 And I'm quoted on your book cover, right?

02:46:32.000 Yeah, it just says hilarious.

02:46:34.000 Perfect.

02:46:34.000 Hilarious.

02:46:35.000 That's what I said.

02:46:35.000 I just said it again.

02:46:37.000 Explain text from Bennett to people.

02:46:40.000 Text from Bennett is a blog about my cousin who is a 17-year-old crip. 0.59

02:46:46.000 Wigger crip that's illiterate that sends me text messages that are accidentally genius. 1.00

02:46:53.000 And it's a real dude. 0.99

02:46:55.000 It's a real dude.

02:46:57.000 I wasn't even sure if it was a real dude.

02:46:59.000 Here's the thing about Text from Bennett.

02:47:01.000 Oh, that's Mercedes.

02:47:02.000 That's his girlfriend. 0.81

02:47:03.000 Bennett just broke my Drake CD. Can you bring me another copy?

02:47:07.000 He says Drake color coordinates his outfit to match his bowl of Froot Loops.

02:47:10.000 That's his girlfriend. 0.81

02:47:12.000 Pull up Bennett himself. 0.95

02:47:14.000 I hate my girlfriend, Mercedes. 1.00

02:47:15.000 These are all Drake. 0.90

02:47:17.000 Keep going.

02:47:17.000 I'll tell you.

02:47:18.000 Oh, this is a...

02:47:21.000 Keep going.

02:47:21.000 We'll find a good one.

02:47:22.000 Okay, well, listen.

02:47:23.000 The point is, your cousin, your cousin Bennett?

02:47:27.000 Yes.

02:47:27.000 Does he get a piece of all this?

02:47:29.000 Yes.

02:47:29.000 He does?

02:47:30.000 Yes.

02:47:30.000 How do you, like, what do you do with him?

02:47:33.000 Do you get him fucked up on Mad Dog 2020? 1.00

02:47:37.000 Tell him, hey, why don't you send me a text, bitch? 1.00

02:47:39.000 We worked it out for my aunt, his mother. 1.00

02:47:42.000 I take care of his aunt instead of him.

02:47:45.000 Oh, he worked it out with you that way?

02:47:47.000 Yeah, I worked it out with him that way.

02:47:49.000 Oh, it was your call?

02:47:51.000 Yeah.

02:47:51.000 And he was willing to do that?

02:47:53.000 Yeah.

02:47:53.000 Huh.

02:47:53.000 He didn't have a choice.

02:47:55.000 Because here's the deal.

02:47:56.000 I said, here, I'm going to write a book about this blog that has blown up unbeknownst to you.

02:48:01.000 That's a real book.

02:48:02.000 So I'm going to write...

02:48:03.000 Well, this is a real book.

02:48:04.000 It came out on Tuesday.

02:48:05.000 It's a novel. 1.00

02:48:06.000 Yeah, it's a fucking novel. 1.00

02:48:07.000 And Simon& Schuster released it. 1.00

02:48:10.000 It's in fucking bookstores right now. 0.99

02:48:11.000 It just came out. 0.99

02:48:12.000 And I got to...

02:48:14.000 Tell the recount of, recount the summer where they came to live with me.

02:48:20.000 And a network, which I can't say, has expressed serious interest into optioning it.

02:48:26.000 How gross is that statement?

02:48:28.000 You just went Hollywood on us.

02:48:29.000 I didn't mean to go on.

02:48:30.000 A network has expressed serious interest in optioning it.

02:48:32.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

02:48:33.000 We're back in that Kevin Bacon movie. 0.89

02:48:35.000 Goddammit. 0.51

02:48:35.000 Did you ever see that Kevin Bacon movie about, what was that movie called? 0.51

02:48:38.000 It's a great fucking movie. 0.99

02:48:40.000 Flatliners is a good movie. 1.00

02:48:41.000 No, no, that's not it.

02:48:41.000 It's a Kevin Bacon movie about Hollywood.

02:48:43.000 What is it called?

02:48:45.000 LA Confidential. 1.00

02:48:46.000 Don't be stupid. 1.00

02:48:47.000 Just try to find it. 1.00

02:48:49.000 Kevin Bacon movie about Hollywood.

02:48:55.000 Yeah, you should use two hands because I am and I can do it quicker than you.

02:48:58.000 Yeah, but I have a left hand on changing cameras.

02:49:01.000 Oh, you can stop that for a moment.

02:49:03.000 I can't find the name of it, but it was a really good movie.

02:49:06.000 And it's the movie where Terry Hatcher looked the hottest.

02:49:10.000 Terry Hatcher was so ridiculously hot back then that a girl that I was dating actually got mad that I said she was hot, which I always find to be...

02:49:21.000 The big picture?

02:49:22.000 Yes, the big picture.

02:49:23.000 How am I supposed to know that?

02:49:24.000 It's a great movie.

02:49:26.000 It's a great movie about Hollywood, about how it's all...

02:49:29.000 And they would say that.

02:49:29.000 Strong interest in optioning.

02:49:31.000 I didn't mean it like that.

02:49:32.000 It's like, you're a director.

02:49:34.000 That's funny.

02:49:34.000 Mike, our waiter, is a director too, aren't you, Mike?

02:49:37.000 And when he applies for a job as a server...

02:49:40.000 At a restaurant.

02:49:42.000 It's like the idea is that everybody's trying to, you know, make it in show business.

02:49:46.000 But Terry Hatcher was so hot in that And someone said, how hot was this chick? 0.99

02:49:51.000 I go from a 1 to 10, 10 being Terry Hatcher in that movie.

02:49:57.000 And what is it?

02:49:58.000 A big picture?

02:49:59.000 I go, that's about as hot as a human being has ever been. 1.00

02:50:01.000 And my girlfriend goes, fuck you, you know? 1.00

02:50:03.000 Jesus. 1.00

02:50:04.000 I'm like, whoa.

02:50:05.000 You want to pretend you're hotter than Terry Hatcher?

02:50:07.000 Go right ahead.

02:50:08.000 You know?

02:50:10.000 So, in the book.

02:50:11.000 Get mad at me.

02:50:13.000 She actually got mad at me.

02:50:14.000 It's like, wow, this one's not going to last.

02:50:16.000 The book is basically, it's about my cousin and his illiterate text messages, but it goes above and beyond that.

02:50:24.000 Hard-working Kansas City rapper Matt Riesel has a problem, and his name is Bennett.

02:50:29.000 Oh God, who wrote that?

02:50:31.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:50:32.000 I didn't write that. 1.00

02:50:33.000 You should have approval of all that shit, dude. 1.00

02:50:34.000 Yeah, I wish I did. 1.00

02:50:35.000 Those crackheads, they get a hold of it and confuse the shit out of everything. 0.95

02:50:39.000 All good reviews, too. 0.98

02:50:40.000 It's hilarious.

02:50:42.000 Hey, that was quick.

02:50:46.000 There's a Twitter handle for it, too, right?

02:50:48.000 Is it text from Bennett?

02:50:49.000 Yeah, it's text from with no O. Are you still up on that?

02:50:53.000 The Twitter, the thing that is, it's big on Tumblr.

02:50:58.000 Yeah, text from Bennett.

02:50:59.000 How come there's no O? Not enough characters.

02:51:03.000 What?

02:51:03.000 Yeah, Twitter wouldn't allow it.

02:51:05.000 Hmm.

02:51:06.000 It's way bigger on, I don't want to do a humble brag again. 1.00

02:51:09.000 Too late, bitch. 1.00

02:51:10.000 It has a bigger presence on Tumblr because it's just pictures of the text messages. 0.97

02:51:16.000 I can't have a hard time filing here.

02:51:17.000 Oh, Tex S, the S from Bennett. 0.72

02:51:20.000 That's what fucked it up. 0.78

02:51:21.000 Tex from Bennett, right?

02:51:22.000 Yeah, Tex from Bennett.

02:51:23.000 Oh, I'm following it.

02:51:24.000 Of course I am.

02:51:26.000 Yeah, these are funny, man.

02:51:28.000 They're really funny.

02:51:29.000 I didn't know that it was a real guy. 0.93

02:51:31.000 I thought you were just bullshitting.

02:51:32.000 First, I thought this Bennett guy was like a real guy. 0.89

02:51:36.000 And then I thought it was, oh, it's a character that someone created.

02:51:39.000 And then to hear you say that it's actually your cousin.

02:51:42.000 What if your cousin dies?

02:51:44.000 Oh, he will at some point. 1.00

02:51:45.000 It's like shit my dad says. 1.00

02:51:47.000 You gotta keep your dad alive. 1.00

02:51:48.000 You know?

02:51:49.000 In order to keep that empire going. 0.89

02:51:51.000 Yeah, I think that it's gonna be done now because he knows about it and only text messages me to ask if any girls have hit me up to have sex with him. 0.94

02:52:02.000 He wants to get groupies. 0.86

02:52:04.000 That's hilarious.

02:52:05.000 It's probably done.

02:52:07.000 This book is kind of exiting that and we're gonna see if there's other platforms I can put it on, but...

02:52:13.000 It's pretty much done.

02:52:14.000 Well, that's awesome that you did the first thing, all you.

02:52:18.000 That's going to be most likely the best representation of this is what you just did in this book.

02:52:23.000 So if anybody wants to buy it, text.

02:52:25.000 It's Simon& Schuster.

02:52:26.000 Text from Bennett.

02:52:27.000 It's available on Amazon.

02:52:29.000 Do you have an audio version of it?

02:52:31.000 An audible?

02:52:31.000 Oh, man.

02:52:32.000 I'm hoping that we get to do that.

02:52:33.000 Do you think that your cousin would read it?

02:52:36.000 That would be amazing.

02:52:37.000 Fingers crossed. 1.00

02:52:38.000 That would be the shit. 1.00

02:52:39.000 Yes. 1.00

02:52:40.000 That would be so good.

02:52:41.000 I think it would be bigger than this.

02:52:43.000 I think it would be hilarious.

02:52:44.000 It would be the best.

02:52:45.000 If you could actually just only get him to read off all the text and then you do all the stuff in between.

02:52:51.000 That would be awesome.

02:52:53.000 Just give him a day's work.

02:52:54.000 Sit down in a studio.

02:52:56.000 I would love that. 1.00

02:52:58.000 Get him fucked up. 1.00

02:52:58.000 Get him an Xbox or something. 1.00

02:53:00.000 No, you don't want to distract him.

02:53:02.000 No, no, no.

02:53:03.000 Oh, as a gift?

02:53:04.000 No, you gotta pay him.

02:53:05.000 He did a jiu-jitsu class once.

02:53:08.000 Really?

02:53:08.000 Yeah.

02:53:09.000 How does a methed out 16-year-old handle jiu-jitsu?

02:53:12.000 He puked.

02:53:12.000 Yeah, boy.

02:53:14.000 That's the thing, man.

02:53:15.000 Meth heads, they have zero cardio.

02:53:17.000 They just can't hang out.

02:53:17.000 Yeah, even if they're on meth, it gets them.

02:53:21.000 Have you ever seen someone like a guy who thinks he's in shape and then they go to jiu-jitsu class and you watch?

02:53:26.000 Yeah, it happens all the time.

02:53:27.000 It's amazing, isn't it?

02:53:28.000 It happens all the time.

02:53:29.000 That's sometimes me if I'm on the road for too long.

02:53:32.000 I'm like, oh, back in jiu-jitsu and then I get out there and my endurance is like...

02:53:36.000 Like, you know, 30% what it was. 0.97

02:53:39.000 Yeah, it sucks. 0.97

02:53:39.000 Get yourself some Shroom Tech Sports, son. 0.97

02:53:41.000 Power you up.

02:53:42.000 I don't know.

02:53:42.000 What is that?

02:53:43.000 I'll give you some before we leave.

02:53:46.000 This podcast is basically over, but you're awesome.

02:53:48.000 You are too, man.

02:53:49.000 Thank you.

02:53:49.000 And your videos are awesome.

02:53:50.000 I appreciate that. 0.94

02:53:51.000 I'm so happy that guys like you exist, that you've figured out a way to do this, that you've put it all out there, you've got a great message, you're a cool motherfucker, and much love and much success. 0.96

02:54:00.000 Much love and much respect, man. 0.95

02:54:01.000 Thank you.

02:54:01.000 Follow him.

02:54:02.000 Follow him on Twitter.

02:54:04.000 MacLethal on Twitter.

02:54:05.000 And text FRMBennett is the information that you can get if you want to read the text.

02:54:16.000 If you want to buy the book, it's available on Simon& Schuster.

02:54:19.000 And whenever this TV show thing manifests itself, we'll have you back, man.

02:54:23.000 Thank you, man.

02:54:23.000 We'll promote the fuck out of that as well.

02:54:25.000 Alright, thank you everybody for tuning in.

02:54:27.000 Thanks to Squarespace.com.

02:54:29.000 Use the code word Joe and the number 9. Altogether, Joe9.

02:54:34.000 And save yourself 20% for a limited time offer.

02:54:37.000 Thanks to Onnit.com.

02:54:39.000 Use the code We'll be back tomorrow with the great and talented Duncan Trussell.

02:54:46.000 And then Thursday with the wonderful and beautiful David Cho. 0.99

02:54:50.000 So we got a fat week, you fucking freaks. 0.99

02:54:53.000 Next week we got Tom Segura. 0.99

02:54:54.000 We're going to get on Matt Fultron. 0.99

02:54:56.000 We're going to expose the world to some new bad motherfuckers that are on the rise. 1.00

02:55:01.000 And much love. 0.99

02:55:03.000 Much love to everybody.

02:55:03.000 Thank you everybody who came out to the Ontario Improv.

02:55:05.000 Thank you everybody on Twitter and Facebook and all that shit. 0.98

02:55:08.000 And just... 0.97

02:55:09.000 Keep pushing out that love, folks.

02:55:11.000 Oh, can I do one more thing?

02:55:14.000 Yes. 0.99

02:55:14.000 I have a Q&A at 4.30 at some fucking bookstore in LA. Oh, beautiful. 0.99

02:55:20.000 Where is it?

02:55:21.000 I'll find out.

02:55:22.000 You gotta tell people.

02:55:22.000 And I have a show tonight at Whiskey A Go-Go.

02:55:25.000 What?

02:55:25.000 Oh, nice.

02:55:26.000 Madness!

02:55:27.000 Tonight?

02:55:28.000 Tonight.

02:55:28.000 What time?

02:55:29.000 Probably like 9, 9 o'clock.

02:55:31.000 We might go.

02:55:31.000 I might go.

02:55:32.000 Let me know, man. 0.99

02:55:33.000 Let me find out what the fuck I have to do tonight. 1.00

02:55:34.000 God damn it. 1.00

02:55:35.000 Shit just got crazy. 1.00

02:55:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:55:37.000 I just booked the Ontario Improv.

02:55:39.000 I'm starting to do...

02:55:40.000 One of the things that happened with doing this TV show, I haven't been doing as much stand-up as I should, and I had one rusty set this weekend, Saturday Night Late Show.

02:55:50.000 Book Soup!

02:55:50.000 Sorry.

02:55:51.000 Book Soup is what the club is?

02:55:52.000 No, that's the bookstore.

02:55:54.000 Where's it at?

02:55:55.000 Where's it at, Bradley?

02:55:57.000 Hold on, I'll find out.

02:55:58.000 Book Soup LA? It's coming.

02:56:00.000 Yeah, it's Book Soup.

02:56:01.000 I'm going there right now doing a Q&A and signing books.

02:56:04.000 It's on 8818 Sunset Boulevard, West Hollywood, California.

02:56:08.000 And the number's 310-659-3110 if you want to call them and say nice things.

02:56:14.000 Berate me.

02:56:14.000 I don't know.

02:56:14.000 What the fuck are you going to do?

02:56:17.000 So anyway, the Ontario Improv. 0.99

02:56:19.000 I just booked it because I'm trying to do way more stand-up now. 0.97

02:56:22.000 I had a great fucking time in Brea. 0.98

02:56:24.000 Every show except the late show Saturday night was a little slippery. 0.98

02:56:27.000 So if you went to that show, my apologies. 0.99

02:56:30.000 I'm trying about a bunch of new shit. 0.97

02:56:32.000 Sometimes it gets tangled up. 0.97

02:56:34.000 But I just booked Ontario Improv October 4th, 5th, and 6th for the weekend.

02:56:40.000 Tommy Segura is going to be with me on the 4th and the 5th and then the 6th.

02:56:43.000 I don't know who I'm going to have to book.

02:56:45.000 So it's pretty last minute.

02:56:47.000 So Ontario Improv.

02:56:48.000 It's all on my Twitter, which is Joe Rogan.

02:56:50.000 And we'll see you guys tomorrow with Duncan Trussell.

02:56:53.000 That's it.

02:56:54.000 A big E and a hug and a kiss to y'all.

02:56:56.000 Mwah! 0.98

02:57:07.000 Thank you.

The Joe Rogan Experience - September 09, 2013

Joe Rogan Experience #390 - Mac Lethal

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