The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #517 - Crash, from Float Lab

00:00:01.000 Hello, my friends.

00:00:04.000 It's time again.

00:00:05.000 This episode of the podcast, this is July 4th weekend, so I know you're going to be out there at the lake or the beach taking your clothes off, trying to look sexy in your swimsuit, and it's probably a disaster.

00:00:20.000 We can help you, ladies and gentlemen.

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00:00:24.000 That's O-N-N-I-T. I've always been a big proponent of kettlebells because it's one of the first weightlifting things that I've ever done that allows me to kind of get like the whole workout in. 0.87

00:00:35.000 Like a lot of times when I used to lift weights, regular I'd lift weights and then another day I'd do cardio.

00:00:40.000 I'd do one day weights, one day of cardio.

00:00:42.000 But with a really good kettlebell workout, I get a brutal cardio workout and it allows me to get it all done in one shot.

00:00:49.000 I'm a huge fan of them. 0.96

00:00:51.000 It's fun to do and it makes you feel like some Russian savage living in Siberia back in the 1930s or whatever the fuck they invented these things. 0.95

00:01:00.000 What they are is like a cannonball with a big metal handle on it and you swing them around And in doing so in all these various exercises, you develop what they call functional strength, meaning strength for your entire body, not isolated individual movements, but your entire body. 0.80

00:01:17.000 And do they have no chimp? 0.98

00:01:19.000 Where's the chimp, man? 0.99

00:01:19.000 Yeah, I was going to say, something's missing. 0.99

00:01:21.000 The motherfuckers ran out of chimps. 1.00

00:01:22.000 He ran away. 1.00

00:01:23.000 No, we must have run out. 1.00

00:01:25.000 Those fucking things sell like crazy. 1.00

00:01:27.000 That's the primal bells. 1.00

00:01:28.000 The primal bells are these new kettlebells that we had.

00:01:30.000 This is the most important thing. 0.99

00:01:32.000 They look cool as shit. 0.99

00:01:33.000 We have chimpanzees, and then we also have zombies. 1.00

00:01:37.000 We have apes, rather.

00:01:38.000 We also have zombies.

00:01:39.000 But the most important thing is that they don't just look good, but that they're 3D mapped.

00:01:44.000 What we have them is we made sure that all of the kettlebells that you're getting, they're not imbalanced.

00:01:51.000 You can make a cool face, but if the cool face wasn't balanced, it would kind of defeat the purpose of a kettlebell.

00:01:56.000 The whole idea about a kettlebell is it's got to be balanced when you move it.

00:02:00.000 So it looks badass, but I use the Gorilla, and you get a really good workout with it.

00:02:05.000 It doesn't feel at all like a gimmick. 0.98

00:02:08.000 Even when it slams into your arm with a gorilla face first, if you're an idiot, if you're not paying attention to how you swing on the kettlebells. 0.98

00:02:15.000 One thing that I can really not stress enough when it comes to this stuff, if you're thinking about doing any kind of physical activity, if you've never worked out before, you've got to do two things if you can. 0.98

00:02:27.000 The one thing, the if-you-can part, is hire a personal trainer to show you how to do the movements correctly.

00:02:32.000 Just, you know, find out.

00:02:33.000 Someone will do it for you.

00:02:34.000 He'll probably let you iPhone video it.

00:02:37.000 And let someone, you know, show you how to do, like, a clean and press, how to do a windmill, how to do these things correctly, and then videotape it, and then you can do it on your own.

00:02:47.000 And you can literally never have to go to a gym again.

00:02:49.000 With a chin-up bar and a couple kettlebells, like, you can get ferocious workouts in on a daily basis.

00:02:55.000 But start slow. 0.99

00:02:57.000 If you're a meathead like me, and you're a dummy, and if someone says, take three vitamins, you're like, I'll take fucking five and see what's up. 1.00

00:03:07.000 You could hurt yourself with these things. 1.00

00:03:10.000 Starts low.

00:03:10.000 We have 35-pounders.

00:03:11.000 We have 18-pounders.

00:03:13.000 The Howler Monkey is 18 pounds.

00:03:15.000 And we go all the way up to 70 pounds with the Primal Bells. 0.98

00:03:18.000 But if you're a real savage, one of those bona fide fitness freaks, like perhaps one of those CrossFit dudes who enter into those championships, that bitch-ass 70 pounds is probably not going to be enough for you. 0.96

00:03:30.000 If that's the case, we sell them even heavier. 0.98

00:03:32.000 The heaviest ones we sell, I don't know why they do them in kilograms. 0.99

00:03:36.000 I guess that's out of respect to Mother Russia or some shit. 0.99

00:03:40.000 They all say kilogram. 0.99

00:03:42.000 At least they don't say poods anymore or whatever that was.

00:03:44.000 Yeah, we got rid of pood, but now it's still in kilogram. 0.99

00:03:47.000 Okay, what the fuck is 40 kilograms? 0.99

00:03:49.000 Let's find out. 0.99

00:03:49.000 Let's tell people. 0.99

00:03:50.000 I think it's 88 pounds.

00:03:53.000 It's weird that they would do that.

00:03:54.000 Yeah, it seems odd.

00:03:56.000 For Americans, man.

00:03:58.000 What is 40 kilograms in pounds?

00:03:59.000 Yes, it's 88 pounds.

00:04:01.000 So that's the heaviest one we have.

00:04:02.000 If you can throw around an 88-pound kettlebell, you are some kind of man.

00:04:07.000 For everybody else, start slow, be healthy, and like I said, it's my favorite all-time method of just physical exercise. 0.99

00:04:14.000 Just, you know, without martial arts being the obvious number one, but just for regular exercise, kettlebells are the shit. 0.98

00:04:21.000 And it feels good. 0.99

00:04:22.000 It feels good when you do them.

00:04:25.000 You're stretching out a lot of the movements, so it's got almost like a yoga sort of a vibe to it, like windmills.

00:04:32.000 Windmills are some of my favorite things to do.

00:04:33.000 Super good for your core and your back.

00:04:36.000 But again, do them slow.

00:04:37.000 And if you're interested in any of the Onnit supplements, use the code word ROGAN and you will save 10% off any and all supplements.

00:04:44.000 Alright, Crash from the Float Lab is here, ladies and gentlemen.

00:04:47.000 So without any further ado, and no more fuckery afoot, Let's get rolling.

00:04:57.000 Hey, ladies and gentlemen, for many of you who've heard this podcast before, you're aware of a thing that I'm really into called the sensory deprivation tank. 0.58

00:05:14.000 And the sensory deprivation tank was invented by a guy named John Lilly, who is a scientist and a real freak.

00:05:21.000 Like a guy who is just really out there.

00:05:24.000 Really fascinating guy.

00:05:25.000 And he wrote a book that I picked it up on, I think, like Amazon.com, like the used books that they'll sell you, like people, sellers, individual sellers will sell it.

00:05:36.000 And it's The Deep Self.

00:05:38.000 And in it, he talks about the benefits of the tank, detailed construction on how to make your own tank.

00:05:45.000 He's got like diagrams in it.

00:05:46.000 And just really, really fascinating guy.

00:05:49.000 And he was into all sorts of weird altered states of consciousness.

00:05:55.000 And one of the things that he wanted to figure out was how to separate the body from the senses.

00:06:01.000 And he came up with a bunch of different designs.

00:06:03.000 There's a movie, Altered States, that's kind of very loosely based on the idea of a guy like him going completely haywire and becoming like a monkey.

00:06:14.000 That's how I got into sensory deprivation tanks.

00:06:17.000 I saw Altered States.

00:06:18.000 And they were historically fairly accurate in the design of the tanks.

00:06:22.000 The initial one...

00:06:23.000 That you saw in Altered States showed what Lily at first came up with, which was like a glass scuba helmet that sort of suspended him in regular water.

00:06:32.000 And he would actually poop and pee into it.

00:06:35.000 He had like some crazy filtration system so he could stay in there and not have to defecate or urinate so it would go through some system that he had created.

00:06:44.000 I mean, this dude was gone.

00:06:45.000 He was off the deep end.

00:06:47.000 I mean, he's about as off the deep end as ever.

00:06:49.000 But his big thing was to try to figure out how you can get the mind free of the influence of the body.

00:06:57.000 And the best method he came up to Was this idea of the tank.

00:07:02.000 And he figured out eventually to put salt water in it.

00:07:06.000 And that if you put enough Epsom salts, your body would float.

00:07:08.000 And then he could maintain the heating temperature to essentially, what's the same temperature as the surface of your skin, and you wouldn't be able to recognize where the water was.

00:07:18.000 And it would give you the sensation of complete sensory deprivation.

00:07:24.000 And he figured this out, and from that point on, till like, God, I don't mean, I met you in, what was it like, how many years ago was it?

00:07:38.000 Five or six, probably.

00:07:39.000 Five or six years ago.

00:07:40.000 Before that, I had that other gentleman who used to repair tanks for Samadhi, who's a great guy.

00:07:46.000 Yeah.

00:07:46.000 And he told me about you.

00:07:48.000 And the guy was fixing my Samadhi tank. 0.99

00:07:50.000 My Samadhi tank had fucked up. 0.99

00:07:53.000 It wasn't the tank that fucked up. 0.99

00:07:54.000 It was the heater. 0.96

00:07:55.000 It burnt through the lining of the waterbed.

00:07:59.000 And it shorted out the whole thing.

00:08:01.000 It was a disaster.

00:08:02.000 Like, sometimes those heating elements, they'll just pop, you know, for whatever reason.

00:08:06.000 They cook, and it just melted a hole through the thing. 0.81

00:08:09.000 So he had to repair it.

00:08:10.000 He had to repair the lining.

00:08:11.000 And while he was repairing the lining, he goes, you know, there's this guy in Venice that makes these, like, really high-tech tanks.

00:08:19.000 And he goes, you should contact him.

00:08:21.000 His name is Crash.

00:08:22.000 He's kind of an interesting guy. 0.90

00:08:24.000 And so I asked him about it and he went into depth about all the crazy shit that you had done to these tanks and what they looked like. 0.64

00:08:33.000 And he sent me to your website and I saw the tank. 0.89

00:08:34.000 This is pre the stand-up tanks.

00:08:36.000 They were still like smaller, like ones like Samadhi, but way better constructed.

00:08:43.000 You had figured out how to do it where it was just like this.

00:08:47.000 It looks like a meat locker.

00:08:49.000 I mean, it's so solid and well built.

00:08:51.000 And all your crazy filtration system and everything.

00:08:54.000 And I realized that you were this one lone dude out there who was innovating in this sort of forgotten business.

00:09:02.000 This sort of forgotten aspect of modern day understanding of the mind.

00:09:10.000 I mean, it's really, it was ignored.

00:09:11.000 Somehow or another, I don't know what happened.

00:09:14.000 I don't know how all these scientists and geniuses missed out on the sensory deprivation tank promotion.

00:09:20.000 They should have been talking about it everywhere.

00:09:22.000 It is a mind-blowing It's an evolution in meditation.

00:09:28.000 It's a mind-blowing next step in meditation where you instantaneously go.

00:09:33.000 If you get good enough at it and you do it long enough, you instantaneously can go to psychedelic states.

00:09:38.000 Intense, introspective, objective psychedelic states that change your life.

00:09:45.000 They fundamentally change the way you think about life.

00:09:48.000 And the fact that these people are promoting this, it's not a drug.

00:09:52.000 It's totally safe.

00:09:53.000 It's totally easy to acquire.

00:09:55.000 It ends anytime you want.

00:09:59.000 You open the door to get out and it's over.

00:10:01.000 There's no repercussions.

00:10:03.000 There's no weirdness to it.

00:10:04.000 You instantaneously drift back into normal consciousness.

00:10:07.000 No one's talking about it.

00:10:09.000 No one's doing it.

00:10:10.000 And I found you.

00:10:11.000 And Brian...

00:10:13.000 Created this video Brian was the guy who made that video where we went down to the basement and videotaped the the tank and From from that video on We started I'm hearing more and more people opening up these centers.

00:10:29.000 They started going crazy.

00:10:30.000 They started opening up all over the place.

00:10:32.000 And you continue to innovate.

00:10:34.000 And you haven't said a word yet, by the way.

00:10:35.000 Have you noticed that?

00:10:36.000 Well, no, I don't have to.

00:10:38.000 I'm just nodding my head.

00:10:40.000 I mean, you're doing such a good job at your appraisal of the situation that I don't want to dilute it.

00:10:46.000 No, I just feel like I'm yapping too much.

00:10:49.000 Not at all.

00:10:50.000 I'm really enjoying this because you are the guy that six years ago, whatever it was, that first understood that too.

00:10:56.000 Not only...

00:10:57.000 Was I out there, you know, kind of standing around by myself?

00:11:00.000 But, you know, when I found you, then, that really escalated the exposure in general.

00:11:07.000 And that just isn't for me.

00:11:09.000 It has to do with industry overall.

00:11:12.000 Once that, you know, you became...

00:11:14.000 Because you're an honest guy and your opinion, people trust it.

00:11:18.000 And when you say something, then, it has value.

00:11:24.000 You know, there's other been people say, oh, this, that, whatever.

00:11:27.000 You know, it doesn't have that sincerity, the true, you know, from what you believe type thing.

00:11:35.000 It's a lot of times influenced by this or that.

00:11:38.000 But once you, you know, and you've been, like I say, even with the device thing was a big thing with this.

00:11:43.000 Oh, Hamilton Morris.

00:11:44.000 It was great.

00:11:45.000 Incredible.

00:11:45.000 And without you, that wouldn't have happened.

00:11:47.000 You know, it's just, and that, these things help out everybody right now because the industry deserves A opportunity to expand and become available to people in general.

00:12:00.000 Because it is an important thing to a person that's in the process of considering what it is that they're doing with themselves, which I think is very important for people to...

00:12:11.000 Take responsibility for their actions and what they do and what they say.

00:12:18.000 You're free to do that.

00:12:19.000 You're allowed to be different.

00:12:21.000 You're allowed to go ahead and say, you know what, I don't think this is quite the way that I... This is becoming actually more popular now.

00:12:29.000 It's like freaky people that are able to go out and say, oh, hey, maybe that.

00:12:33.000 And they're going, oh, yeah.

00:12:34.000 They're doing all kinds of weird stuff.

00:12:35.000 I don't even know what a Pilates is, but it's catching on.

00:12:40.000 I don't know if it's just our neighborhood or what it is in LA, but there's different yoga, spinning, all these different things.

00:12:48.000 activities that people do.

00:12:51.000 A lot of the crossover, too, currently is based on these athletes that you have contact with or that respect your perspective or whatever, and they show up.

00:13:01.000 That guy, Jeremy Stevens, was here the other day again.

00:13:04.000 And then I watched him on a clip the other day.

00:13:07.000 I don't know when that fight was from.

00:13:09.000 It was this past weekend.

00:13:09.000 Is that when he got that guy down?

00:13:11.000 He kicked him?

00:13:12.000 No, no, no.

00:13:13.000 That was a knockout that he had in the previous fight.

00:13:15.000 Man, I just saw that the other day.

00:13:18.000 That was in Brazil.

00:13:20.000 Yeah, incredible.

00:13:22.000 And he's such a nice guy.

00:13:23.000 Great guy.

00:13:24.000 All those guys.

00:13:25.000 Very smart, too.

00:13:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:27.000 A lot of those guys are surprisingly nice and surprisingly smart.

00:13:30.000 I think a lot of people have this idea about people that are involved in combat sports that they're mean. 1.00

00:13:35.000 They're assholes. 1.00

00:13:36.000 Quite the contrary. 1.00

00:13:38.000 I find to be some of the most level, well-adjusted people to come in contact with.

00:13:44.000 They're not trying to prove anything because they're already secure with who they are.

00:13:47.000 Yeah, they're more level.

00:13:49.000 That's the best way of putting it.

00:13:51.000 Because you're forced to get your ego checked on a super regular basis.

00:13:55.000 When that happens, you just have a better view of things.

00:14:00.000 People are constantly afraid of losing.

00:14:02.000 When you're a fighter, you lose in the gym all the time.

00:14:05.000 You kind of Mellow that out.

00:14:07.000 You get an understanding of who you are.

00:14:09.000 And also, the blowing off of the energy in the gym, you just feel so much better.

00:14:14.000 You're more chilled.

00:14:15.000 You're more relaxed about stuff.

00:14:16.000 Like a lot of people, a lot of what their stress is, is that their body's a battery.

00:14:21.000 Their body's building up all this energy and it never gets exerted.

00:14:24.000 So you're taking in all this food.

00:14:26.000 You're sitting in a cubicle.

00:14:28.000 You're sitting in your car.

00:14:29.000 You're sitting at the movies.

00:14:30.000 You're constantly sitting and not doing anything.

00:14:33.000 And you're just irritable. 1.00

00:14:34.000 Your body's just trying to fuck. 1.00

00:14:36.000 Dude, you fucking move? 1.00

00:14:38.000 Get something going? 1.00

00:14:39.000 Come on. 1.00

00:14:39.000 We've got all this shit pent up. 1.00

00:14:41.000 And then someone will get in front of you in traffic. 1.00

00:14:43.000 Fuck you! 1.00

00:14:44.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:14:44.000 And people wonder where that's coming from. 1.00

00:14:46.000 Well, that's coming from you're all backed up.

00:14:49.000 You know?

00:14:50.000 You are backed up.

00:14:51.000 I know there's nothing scientific whatsoever to what I just said.

00:14:53.000 The trigger is short on some of us, you know?

00:14:55.000 Yeah.

00:14:56.000 It's also, you know, you're not getting your endorphins to kind of calm you down.

00:14:59.000 And I think that the tank represents a level of that in some way.

00:15:05.000 That I think that it's a thing that should not just be something that people...

00:15:10.000 It becomes popular, but...

00:15:13.000 Something that becomes popular in a way where people get a chance to do a new thing that they could get excited about, which is one of the things that people like with Pilates or yoga.

00:15:24.000 A new thing that they could be excited about that could benefit them mentally, which is where I think we're missing out on a lot of this stuff.

00:15:31.000 I think yoga does benefit you mentally.

00:15:33.000 I think it calms you down, and it's very good for you physically.

00:15:37.000 But the physical aspect and the mental aspect coincide.

00:15:40.000 With the tank, it's 100% mental.

00:15:43.000 It's a weird, weird experience.

00:15:45.000 Plus it's available for a human being to actually participate in.

00:15:48.000 This meditation where you sit in a room with your legs crossed and you're supposed to check out somehow.

00:15:53.000 I can't do that.

00:15:55.000 But I go sit in that box for a couple few hours and go all kinds of different things.

00:15:59.000 Well, you know, the meditation is possible.

00:16:02.000 I know that there's people that do that kundalini yoga and they have these intense psychedelic visions and I believe them 100% because You do have endogenous chemicals that the brain produces that can give you psychedelic experiences.

00:16:16.000 Like we know about dimethyltryptamine and we know about 5-methoxydimethyltryptamine being produced by the human body.

00:16:22.000 So if those are being produced by the body, there could easily be some ancient method of stimulating that production, of releasing some sort of a burst of that production.

00:16:32.000 And so these super kundalini masters Which seems like it would be something you'd want to do, but for whatever reason, I'm not compelled.

00:16:40.000 I'm not compelled enough to learn it.

00:16:42.000 But they can experience natural DMT trips at the highest levels of their art form, which I believe.

00:16:48.000 I think you just got to get really good at sitting there.

00:16:50.000 You just got to get really good at yoga positions.

00:16:52.000 You got to get really good at meditating.

00:16:54.000 You got to get really good at just getting good enough at yoga physically that you could just sort of fall into these forms.

00:17:01.000 And then when you're falling into these forms and supporting yourself, in some way, by making your body work like that, you, like, heighten your expression to whatever it is that yoga's trying to tap into.

00:17:14.000 And it's very psychedelic.

00:17:15.000 But it's still not the tank.

00:17:17.000 And it's difficult, you know, for me, because I'm too wound up.

00:17:22.000 I can't sit somewhere and just sit there.

00:17:24.000 But if you tried, maybe you could force yourself.

00:17:27.000 Yeah, I would have to force me.

00:17:28.000 But do you think that would be good for you, to force yourself to do something like that?

00:17:32.000 See, I don't.

00:17:32.000 I don't have the...

00:17:33.000 It's just not in my way that I... You know what I mean?

00:17:39.000 When I'm awake, I'm looking at, like even when I'm out snowboarding or riding my, whatever, I don't wear the earphones or whatever.

00:17:47.000 If I'm right, I need to listen to what's happening, man, all the time.

00:17:53.000 Distractive, in general.

00:17:54.000 But in there, it cuts everything off, and I go straight into my head, and there's nothing else there except for that.

00:18:00.000 I see what you're saying, too, about the physical.

00:18:02.000 For some folks, they're just not interested in doing anything that's really physically strenuous.

00:18:08.000 I totally understand that.

00:18:09.000 And that energy winds up being...

00:18:12.000 They distribute that energy to their work, like you do.

00:18:14.000 You're kind of just a mad fiend with your work and your constant improvements and innovations to all this stuff.

00:18:21.000 Like...

00:18:21.000 You know, your energy goes where your energy is probably best suited.

00:18:26.000 You know, it's not the same for everybody.

00:18:28.000 That's what I'm trying to say.

00:18:29.000 Some people have extra time or they're in the process or pursuit and that's a viable...

00:18:35.000 It's a good method of expression.

00:18:36.000 Plus it's a good way to meet chicks with nice legs. 1.00

00:18:38.000 That's what I think they're probably the most advantageous.

00:18:44.000 Otherwise, why are they going?

00:18:45.000 What is it, Bikram yoga, where it's all sweaty, they're in there, it's like 400 degrees, and you're going, oh wow, this is a lot of fun. 0.96

00:18:50.000 You're basically having sex with a room full of people. 0.81

00:18:54.000 It's the strangest thing ever. 0.97

00:18:56.000 And I see with all these things in mind, the chamber doesn't sound so bad.

00:18:59.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:01.000 Just go in this thing and lay down there, and all of a sudden you have the ability to tap into yourself.

00:19:06.000 I like both, man.

00:19:07.000 I really do like doing yoga.

00:19:09.000 Well, you like to go pump up.

00:19:10.000 I'm going to get me one of those gorilla, a couple of those kettlebells. 1.00

00:19:14.000 Yeah, I like all what you just had to say about that.

00:19:17.000 Start small, though.

00:19:18.000 Yes.

00:19:19.000 Yeah, like a baby gorilla or something.

00:19:21.000 Do you do any exercises?

00:19:22.000 No.

00:19:23.000 Nothing?

00:19:23.000 Nothing.

00:19:23.000 Nope.

00:19:24.000 I go up and down the stairs.

00:19:25.000 That works.

00:19:26.000 That's something.

00:19:27.000 Yeah, and I walk.

00:19:28.000 That is a decision that people don't realize.

00:19:31.000 If you get to the airport and every time there's a stairway, you force yourself to take the stairway.

00:19:35.000 Every time there's an escalator, you avoid that and get the stairs.

00:19:39.000 Just that alone will make your trip just slightly better.

00:19:43.000 Just get a little blood flow in your body.

00:19:44.000 I like that Turbo Sonic, too.

00:19:46.000 You ever get on yours?

00:19:47.000 Oh yeah, I got that.

00:19:48.000 I got it from you.

00:19:49.000 I get on that once in a while because I don't like that donut top, the muffin top.

00:19:54.000 I don't like to have that thing.

00:19:56.000 So it helps you lose weight?

00:19:58.000 I don't do it too much for my sit-ups or something like this to try to get that from collecting down there.

00:20:05.000 But standing on that thing, it kind of helps, I think, at least I psychologically believe it's something I'm doing for exercise.

00:20:12.000 Wasn't that thing invented for Russian cosmonauts to keep them in orbit?

00:20:16.000 Yeah, I think that they were having issues with muscle deterioration and atrophy or whatever.

00:20:24.000 So they, I guess, incorporated this system of vibration into the strengthening of their muscles, apparently.

00:20:32.000 But I don't really know.

00:20:34.000 It seems like, well, where did they take it?

00:20:36.000 Did they take it up in the ship with them?

00:20:38.000 Yeah, that's a good question.

00:20:39.000 Did they stop off somewhere at the place?

00:20:41.000 Because you would have to have gravity to use it, right?

00:20:44.000 Where's it at?

00:20:45.000 Is there electricity?

00:20:47.000 Seems like a bulky piece to bring up with you if you're...

00:20:49.000 Limited amount of space, you know, I don't know.

00:20:51.000 Doesn't it also seem that if you did use it up in space, it wouldn't work?

00:20:57.000 Yeah, because it shoots you right up, maybe.

00:20:58.000 Who knows?

00:20:59.000 You don't have any resistance.

00:21:00.000 Yeah, the gravity is like half the thing, right?

00:21:02.000 I think that's the principle that it's working with.

00:21:05.000 Well, chambers in space then would work fine.

00:21:07.000 If you take a chamber up there to space, you wouldn't have to use as much salt there or something.

00:21:10.000 I think it feels good.

00:21:11.000 That's why I like it.

00:21:12.000 The vibrating on it?

00:21:14.000 Yeah, I don't know if it's doing anything for me, but I feel it's like a little body massage.

00:21:19.000 When I get on there, and for folks who don't know what it is, it's like some sort of a giant speaker, but it doesn't make sound.

00:21:25.000 It just sends, it's so weird to describe.

00:21:28.000 It sends like sonic waves, right?

00:21:30.000 Yeah, it moves you up and down.

00:21:31.000 It's a voice coil.

00:21:33.000 A speaker has a voice coil and has a cone on it.

00:21:36.000 Then the voice coil moves the cone up and down.

00:21:38.000 That creates a sound wave.

00:21:39.000 This does have a cone, has a platform.

00:21:41.000 So it moves you up and down in a variety of frequencies.

00:21:44.000 So it kind of runs you through a pattern.

00:21:47.000 Then you can dial it up and say, oh, this is supposed to do this or that.

00:21:50.000 I thought it was going to be a big hit. 0.99

00:21:53.000 I think it has something to do with that fat ass syndrome. 0.99

00:21:55.000 Are there people that get that... 0.99

00:21:57.000 Going on from too much to stopping off at the wrong places.

00:22:00.000 I don't know if the TurboSonic can fix that.

00:22:02.000 It's a good start. 0.99

00:22:04.000 I think they should eat less of that shit and work out a little bit. 1.00

00:22:09.000 But what I do know about it is, whatever it does, it feels good. 1.00

00:22:13.000 I don't know why it feels good.

00:22:16.000 I'm not sure.

00:22:17.000 It feels like a little, when you're getting vibrated, it feels like a little massage.

00:22:21.000 Yeah, you can believe something's happening.

00:22:23.000 I don't know exactly what's going on, but it seems to be something.

00:22:26.000 And the variations, too.

00:22:27.000 It's really cool.

00:22:28.000 It goes in a cycle where it'll go really fast and really slow.

00:22:31.000 So it keeps you kind of interested in it.

00:22:33.000 And by doing that, it's supposed to be stimulating individual...

00:22:38.000 It gets your flow going.

00:22:41.000 Like you were saying about that, working up like that.

00:22:43.000 You've got to get your body in motion.

00:22:46.000 I think people, they sit too long on a chair all day long without moving around.

00:22:50.000 It's probably not that good.

00:22:51.000 Yeah, we've talked about it a million times.

00:22:53.000 The whole thing is just... 0.99

00:22:55.000 Sitting in an office is a fucking terrible way to live your life. 0.99

00:22:59.000 It's supposed to be super bad for you as I sit in an office. 0.99

00:23:03.000 But we only do it at like three hours at a pop.

00:23:05.000 And even then, I get up and I'm like...

00:23:08.000 I have an office.

00:23:09.000 I sit in my office every day, all day long.

00:23:10.000 Then I get out of it and go back to it.

00:23:12.000 An office is how you set it up, I think.

00:23:14.000 See, this is okay to sit around here.

00:23:15.000 This is a fine office.

00:23:16.000 Certain offices, they've got that horrible light, and then there's the rules, and you've got a suit on.

00:23:23.000 Now you're sitting in the office, the whole thing represents a bummer.

00:23:26.000 Do you think you have to do that to people to get them to work?

00:23:28.000 Do you have to make them wear a suit to get them to work? 0.96

00:23:31.000 I mean, if you let people wear t-shirts and jeans and shit, would they take insurance as seriously as they do if they're wearing that goofy monkey suit? 0.97

00:23:39.000 Would they stick to the company line when they're on the phone giving those pep speaks? 0.99

00:23:44.000 You wonder what's the image they're trying to project.

00:23:46.000 What is it you're trying to...

00:23:47.000 I'm a no-nonsense guy, Mr. Crash.

00:23:50.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:23:50.000 Well, I look at my tie and I never swear.

00:23:53.000 Why?

00:23:53.000 When I'm at the office, I'm completely appropriate.

00:23:55.000 And I'm leaving these guys every time because I just don't think that that's who I want to be doing anything with, is these characters that are not working on their own, you know.

00:24:05.000 Oh, they're for these guys or those guys.

00:24:08.000 Who are you?

00:24:08.000 What do you want?

00:24:09.000 What's your story?

00:24:10.000 Well, these guys or those guys.

00:24:11.000 You know what I mean?

00:24:12.000 You're working for somebody and that's why you're showing up in a tie and a suit.

00:24:15.000 Or you have a bunch of people working for you and you want to look the role.

00:24:19.000 Yeah, you've got to look impressive.

00:24:22.000 I'm here to sell insurance, Mr. Crash.

00:24:25.000 I'm a no-nonsense guy.

00:24:27.000 Look at my cuff.

00:24:28.000 They're perfectly cut.

00:24:29.000 There's guys that do those commercials on the TV, rich person or whatever it is.

00:24:33.000 Oh, look at my boat.

00:24:34.000 Oh, I have these houses everywhere, and I've got a yacht.

00:24:37.000 Look at all my real estate, Mr. Crash.

00:24:40.000 I'm living like a winner.

00:24:42.000 Meanwhile, I'm standing here in this terrible auditorium with a bunch of you, and this is what I'm begging for you maybe to give me some of your money.

00:24:49.000 So I can continue on with my maybe, maybe not lifestyle.

00:24:53.000 Yeah, there's a lot of those weird guys that are like motivational speakers.

00:24:57.000 And they motivate you to come to their seminars.

00:25:00.000 And they make a fuckload of money from your job.

00:25:03.000 And you're like, wait a minute.

00:25:04.000 I thought you had a boat.

00:25:05.000 You're out fishing.

00:25:06.000 What's going on?

00:25:07.000 It seems like you're still hanging out here at this place.

00:25:09.000 This is a bummer in here.

00:25:10.000 I can hardly wait to leave.

00:25:12.000 This is your day.

00:25:13.000 You're getting...

00:25:14.000 Yeah, it's not the best way to live life for me.

00:25:19.000 No.

00:25:19.000 I'm glad someone's doing it.

00:25:21.000 They have to do it.

00:25:22.000 If no one was doing it, we would not have Apple computers.

00:25:24.000 You would not have Samsung phones.

00:25:26.000 You would not have Audi cars. 0.99

00:25:28.000 You wouldn't have these things if somebody wasn't out there busting their ass every day in an office. 0.98

00:25:33.000 People like it. 0.98

00:25:33.000 Some people are suited for that type of a lifestyle. 0.98

00:25:37.000 So maybe if we reach too many people with this message of get your shit together, it would be terrible for civilization as a whole. 0.98

00:25:43.000 Overall. 0.99

00:25:43.000 Maybe this would weaken us and the Chinese would take over. 0.99

00:25:46.000 This could be it.

00:25:48.000 This could be the determining factor for that. 0.99

00:25:51.000 We're fucking it up. 1.00

00:25:52.000 We're fucking it up with these goddamn isolation tanks and these medical marijuana dispensaries. 1.00

00:25:56.000 Oh, those are horrible too, man. 1.00

00:25:59.000 Everybody's reconnecting with nature.

00:26:01.000 They don't want to live our unnatural life.

00:26:02.000 How are you going to continue to build these buildings and launch these missiles if we don't continue to live our unnatural life? 0.92

00:26:08.000 The more we tune into the natural life, the more we see how ridiculous it is.

00:26:12.000 The more we wake up It's coming our way.

00:26:15.000 I think that people are coming around right now.

00:26:18.000 It's happening.

00:26:19.000 I think it is.

00:26:20.000 I think you're right.

00:26:21.000 If you look at it, America is important.

00:26:24.000 Even though I don't have a flag or nothing like that, but it's where we live and it's kind of like where we're from and it's sort of like what we're supposed to be proud about.

00:26:35.000 I'm from here, and I'm really glad about that because where it is and the way they operate, I go along with that.

00:26:43.000 But it's gotten too far now, in my opinion, which is, you know, everybody's wrong.

00:26:48.000 It needs to get to where the people actually get an overview again, where they start to evaluate situations and then make correct decisions based on now.

00:26:56.000 Instead of these prehistoric versions of what's got us to hear need to be, hopefully at some point, let go with and get a new evaluation that pertains to where we're at now in the world.

00:27:10.000 What can we do now to get along with people?

00:27:13.000 How can we work together?

00:27:15.000 Even if these military...

00:27:16.000 I think that we sell a lot of guns in this country in pharmaceuticals.

00:27:21.000 So you say, oh, I don't think we're going to get out of the bomb business because it's our business.

00:27:24.000 So we have to figure out how to get these guys working, doing something good.

00:27:28.000 So we don't say, oh, all your jobs are gone now.

00:27:31.000 Figure out how we could go in and do stuff together, use our money and our resources to create situations that are beneficial for people.

00:27:39.000 They're not...

00:27:40.000 We're not going to make friends by shooting at people.

00:27:43.000 We all know that. 0.99

00:27:44.000 I mean, this is some kind of a fictitious concept that we can go over and make people happy by killing them.

00:27:51.000 Well, the concept of war being for financial benefit is still pretty alien to a lot of folks.

00:27:57.000 They don't believe it.

00:27:58.000 They don't believe that that's why wars are started.

00:28:01.000 Where's our money at?

00:28:02.000 Yeah.

00:28:02.000 Well, all you'd have to consider is how much benefit there could have been done I mean, if you're really a pro-America person and you really are a patriot, think about what a benefit it would have been to America to take a lot of that money that went to this crazy war that no one believes in anymore and try to clean up inner cities.

00:28:24.000 Try to fix Chicago.

00:28:26.000 Try to fix...

00:28:27.000 Fix the border towns.

00:28:28.000 Try to help Mexico.

00:28:30.000 How fun would that be?

00:28:31.000 We have a dangerous situation like 100 miles from us. 0.99

00:28:34.000 I mean, what the fuck is that? 0.96

00:28:37.000 How far is it to San Diego? 0.99

00:28:40.000 Two hours.

00:28:41.000 So what is that?

00:28:42.000 120 miles?

00:28:43.000 Something like that?

00:28:44.000 240, I think.

00:28:45.000 We're in our neighborhood. 1.00

00:28:45.000 How fast are you going, bitch? 1.00

00:28:47.000 You're not going 130 miles an hour, you fucking retard. 1.00

00:28:51.000 140. 140? 1.00

00:28:52.000 140 miles?

00:28:53.000 Something like that.

00:28:54.000 Okay, so 70 miles an hour for two hours.

00:28:56.000 That's Mexico. 0.67

00:28:57.000 That's crazy. 0.95

00:28:58.000 It's a two-hour drive to a third-world country that's in turmoil, and we don't do a goddamn thing about it, and we're sending people to some place that's so far removed from us that just coincidentally happens to have oil. 0.89

00:29:09.000 That's not why we're here.

00:29:10.000 That is not why we're here, Mr. Crash.

00:29:12.000 We're here to fix things.

00:29:14.000 The oil thing is a funny one.

00:29:15.000 We've got a mess over here.

00:29:17.000 We have all these people that killed people in New York City from Saudi Arabia, but we need to get over here and over here. 1.00

00:29:25.000 Do you know what I don't believe?

00:29:26.000 That oil is fossil fuel.

00:29:28.000 They say, oh, it's from a fossil.

00:29:30.000 They think, oh, I got fossils.

00:29:31.000 They're rocks.

00:29:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:29:33.000 There's pressure under the ground.

00:29:34.000 So in other words, there used to be the same dinosaurs out in the middle of the ocean.

00:29:37.000 Well, I don't think they think it's dinosaurs anymore.

00:29:39.000 I think they think it's rotten plankton.

00:29:41.000 Yeah, up at the top of the frozen Alps and at the bottom of the ocean and over here in the desert.

00:29:46.000 And everywhere at one time there was plankton all over now or whatever to make these gigantic puddles of this stuff that we're pumping out for some reason.

00:29:53.000 And then you step back and say, what are those guys doing down there?

00:29:58.000 Well, you know, they're pumping the stuff out of there, the oil they call it, and they turn it into a plastic material that litters the planet, they can't get rid of it.

00:30:07.000 Or they take it and then they burn it into the atmosphere and poison themselves.

00:30:11.000 And then what they do, they spend all their money to fight amongst each other to see who gets control of it.

00:30:17.000 And you're thinking, this whole stuff isn't really that necessary, it could be done without.

00:30:21.000 Back to the hemp again.

00:30:22.000 Look at that hemp and what it has to offer, comparatively speaking.

00:30:25.000 Well, it's just too difficult to control.

00:30:27.000 You know, there was a book on the process of oil being developed that they were trying to speculate somehow or another that it was developed through a natural process in the earth.

00:30:39.000 And they were saying that our ideas of it were incorrect.

00:30:42.000 But I don't think it was well received.

00:30:44.000 I have the book.

00:30:45.000 I never read it.

00:30:46.000 I bought it and I was like, I'm going to read that one day.

00:30:48.000 And it just sat there. 0.97

00:30:49.000 I never fucking read it. 0.95

00:30:50.000 I just couldn't get behind it. 0.97

00:30:51.000 It just seemed...

00:30:52.000 It seemed kind of goofy that anybody...

00:30:55.000 Wouldn't have figured that out by now.

00:30:57.000 Exactly!

00:30:58.000 I mean, you're going, wow!

00:31:00.000 That thing about the planets, too, how they're supposed to be circularized in the Earth, what, the Sun?

00:31:04.000 Let's say the Sun's moving, right?

00:31:06.000 So it's going this way.

00:31:07.000 So now they have us believe, although the planets are circling the Sun, I think that this makes more sense to me, and there's other, you know, this isn't my thought, but somebody showed, oh, yeah, that makes sense.

00:31:16.000 Say the Sun is going this way.

00:31:18.000 Well, what makes us think we're not in rotation in a vortex being pulled by the Sun going somewhere?

00:31:23.000 I think we're on a trip, man.

00:31:25.000 We're going somewhere.

00:31:26.000 We started off where?

00:31:27.000 Where was the sun 100 years ago?

00:31:29.000 Where's it at now?

00:31:30.000 And then where are we going to be later on?

00:31:31.000 I believe the sun is pulling us through space and we're in...

00:31:35.000 Well, that's not a belief.

00:31:36.000 That's a fact.

00:31:37.000 That's absolutely what's happening.

00:31:39.000 The whole galaxy is moving.

00:31:40.000 Yeah, no, this is something that astrophysicists have figured out a while ago.

00:31:45.000 It's that the whole universe is kind of moving.

00:31:47.000 That's that expansion thing.

00:31:49.000 I think we're going...

00:31:51.000 Our galaxy's moving.

00:31:52.000 I think we're going in a direction somewhere.

00:31:54.000 I think that if we figured out, where's the sun?

00:31:56.000 And where is it off to?

00:31:58.000 I think we're behind it.

00:32:00.000 I think that we're following it in...

00:32:01.000 This is the way the rotation is.

00:32:03.000 I don't know which way is up or down in here.

00:32:05.000 Where's the north, south?

00:32:06.000 I think that is exactly how it's supposed to be described.

00:32:08.000 I think as it goes, you know, we're circling around it.

00:32:12.000 I think we're going around this way.

00:32:13.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:32:14.000 I'm too fucking stupid. 1.00

00:32:16.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:32:16.000 I don't understand it at all. 1.00

00:32:18.000 I mean, when I watch those scientific documentaries on space, it's one of the most fascinating things ever.

00:32:24.000 And most fascinating so that it's so rarely brought up in regular conversation.

00:32:28.000 That's where some of this money should go, into expansion of the reality situation we're in here.

00:32:34.000 We have this and that we can think about now.

00:32:36.000 Get these scientists.

00:32:38.000 Tell them to put the phone down, first off.

00:32:39.000 Put their phone down.

00:32:40.000 Enough on the phone.

00:32:41.000 It's a Geiger counter.

00:32:43.000 It's a wind designer.

00:32:44.000 It tells you the name of the tune that's on.

00:32:48.000 It's like, okay, it's a phone.

00:32:51.000 Nobody answers it, which is what really freaks me out, man.

00:32:54.000 I got to call everybody at night and say, hey, don't forget to come down tomorrow.

00:32:58.000 I know you made an appointment, but I'm convinced that you're not going to be able to remember it.

00:33:02.000 So I'm calling you now to say, oh, hey, don't forget.

00:33:05.000 And then I get 20% people answer the phone and say, oh, yeah, no problem, got it.

00:33:09.000 The other 80% is me leaving a message, you know, which...

00:33:14.000 I can't stand leaving a message, but I'm thinking they got it in their hand.

00:33:18.000 They got it right here.

00:33:20.000 How aren't they answering the phone?

00:33:22.000 It's a phone.

00:33:22.000 Hello?

00:33:23.000 Yeah, but don't you think it's good that there's all these capabilities that these things have?

00:33:28.000 Smartphones?

00:33:29.000 I think it's good that other people have them.

00:33:31.000 You could check out an email link that somebody sends you.

00:33:36.000 You don't think that's good?

00:33:37.000 I think it's good for, you know, people that want to do that.

00:33:41.000 Oh, I think it's good.

00:33:42.000 I think it's good.

00:33:43.000 I just think the problem is overuse.

00:33:44.000 The problem is overuse of anything, though.

00:33:46.000 It's overuse of softball. 0.95

00:33:48.000 If you just became a fucking softball junkie, and you're out there on the field every day, throwing that ball in the air, hitting them by yourself into a tree, and people are like, what is Tom doing? 0.99

00:33:56.000 Can't wait for that fucking game on Sunday. 1.00

00:33:58.000 Like, Jesus Christ, Tom, you got a family, you got a wife at home, get home. 1.00

00:34:01.000 You know, you're obsessing.

00:34:03.000 You're freaking people out, man.

00:34:04.000 I think that's bad, too.

00:34:06.000 But I think the phone in moderation is a beautiful thing.

00:34:09.000 It's been amazing how much scientific advancements they've done on a phone in the past how many years?

00:34:15.000 If they put that kind of brain power into anything, we're driving the same car almost.

00:34:20.000 I guess the Tesla's got a pretty new thing, some kind of motorizer.

00:34:24.000 Yeah, it's pretty similar to the cars that we had.

00:34:26.000 I was just talking with a friend last night about how, like, the cars of 10 years ago, when I was a kid, when I was in high school, I was in high school, I was 14 in 1984, that's when I was in high, or 1981, when I was in high school.

00:34:43.000 There was a 1970 Chevelle that this kid had that was in my school.

00:34:49.000 And I guess he was like maybe two years older than me, so he might have been like 16. But he had this 1970 Chevelle, and everybody was like, holy shit. 0.99

00:34:56.000 Look at that. 0.98

00:34:57.000 It was a classic.

00:34:58.000 It's a 70 Chevelle SS. SS 396. Well, think about it.

00:35:01.000 That's only 11 years old.

00:35:03.000 It's only 11 years old.

00:35:05.000 Like, how is a car 11 years old like a classic back then?

00:35:08.000 But an 11-year-old car today...

00:35:11.000 It's like, you know, it's not that big of a deal.

00:35:14.000 You know, if you got a hold of a, would that be a 2003?

00:35:17.000 A 2003 car?

00:35:19.000 Yeah.

00:35:19.000 That's like, that's a modern car.

00:35:22.000 Like, what happened?

00:35:22.000 How'd that happen?

00:35:23.000 Dropped the ball.

00:35:24.000 Something happened.

00:35:26.000 They might have hit, like, some sort of technological...

00:35:29.000 They're constantly pushing the boundaries as far as, like, the speed that cars can go and the G-forces that they can handle.

00:35:35.000 And, like, they get, like, their track times get a little bit better every year with their sports cars.

00:35:38.000 But for the average regular car, like, at a certain point in time, what else can you improve?

00:35:43.000 You can add some electronics.

00:35:44.000 Did you see those road blocks that were up there?

00:35:46.000 Those people, they got that road...

00:35:48.000 They made those tiles that light up.

00:35:50.000 Oh yeah, yeah, the solar road panels.

00:35:52.000 Man, is that an incredible idea.

00:35:55.000 It lights the city up like Tron and stuff, and they're collecting energy in the car.

00:35:59.000 And that could totally be implemented too.

00:36:01.000 Apparently that's completely realistic.

00:36:04.000 It's crazy.

00:36:05.000 We're there already.

00:36:06.000 We just have to get somebody to say, you know, a hike.

00:36:10.000 Do you know how weird city streets look?

00:36:13.000 Can you imagine if you lived in the time before electricity and then someone brought you to New York City, Times Square, Saturday night, and you're walking through and you see all these lights and all this craziness and the cars with the lights and you're like, holy shit,

00:36:28.000 I can't believe this.

00:36:30.000 That would be like a really intense sort of a change.

00:36:35.000 But I wonder if it would be as intense as all the roads being lit.

00:36:40.000 All the roads being lit.

00:36:43.000 To us right now, that might be like, we might not be able to, we might have to address the fact that we live in the future. 0.97

00:36:50.000 We might all collectively just go, what the fuck are we doing? 0.97

00:36:54.000 Look what we're doing. 0.98

00:36:55.000 We have solar-powered roads.

00:36:58.000 That's progress.

00:36:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:00.000 They're not breaking down.

00:37:01.000 They have alternative purposes.

00:37:03.000 They're not only to drive on, but they have other information.

00:37:05.000 They change.

00:37:06.000 It would be so strange, though, the way it would alter our world.

00:37:09.000 Like, our vision of the world would look totally different.

00:37:12.000 If Hong Kong was lit up with those kind of stuff, I wonder what the effect would be.

00:37:17.000 I feel like it would make people more festive.

00:37:21.000 Or where?

00:37:22.000 I mean, you're driving out on this road already.

00:37:24.000 These cars are just trying to tune yourself out because it's such a tedious process to get from point A to point B in a car.

00:37:31.000 It's gray, and there's other people jammed up in there, and the speed's not what you like or whatever.

00:37:36.000 So it's kind of a...

00:37:37.000 The transportation, I think they've got some room to improve on that for us.

00:37:41.000 If they put the phone down.

00:37:43.000 Yeah, if they put the phone down.

00:37:45.000 I think the phone is helping them communicate, though.

00:37:48.000 Maybe they can use the phone to make the cars.

00:37:49.000 Yeah, this is the roadways.

00:37:51.000 These are the sole roadways.

00:37:52.000 There's that guy, Zach.

00:37:53.000 He was over the other day.

00:37:54.000 So we looked him up.

00:37:56.000 He's on the Silicon Valley show or something.

00:37:59.000 He's a funny guy, but anyway.

00:38:01.000 What I wanted to see was the show, Silicon Valley.

00:38:03.000 I've never seen the show.

00:38:04.000 It's a funny show.

00:38:05.000 It's on HBO. I only watched one episode, but it was really funny.

00:38:08.000 We brought it up, and there he was, and the car came to pick him up.

00:38:13.000 He looks in there, and he's like, oh, you got in the car, there's nobody in there.

00:38:17.000 And he says, oh yeah, I'm going to wherever it was.

00:38:20.000 And then the car took off.

00:38:22.000 It was all by itself, driving it, you know.

00:38:24.000 Yeah, well, they're going to have that.

00:38:25.000 I mean, they essentially have that now, the Google Cars, where they're experimenting with it, and they haven't had any accidents.

00:38:32.000 None of the accidents that they've been involved with have been the Google Cars' fault.

00:38:35.000 I think a few people have bumped into them.

00:38:38.000 Jump out in front of them or...

00:38:39.000 No, no, none of that.

00:38:40.000 They haven't hit anything.

00:38:42.000 But they apparently have radar.

00:38:44.000 They can sense when things are in front of you.

00:38:45.000 I mean, you've seen that on cars.

00:38:47.000 When you get close to the car in front of you, it'll make like a beep, beep, beep, beep.

00:38:50.000 I rented a car this weekend.

00:38:51.000 It does it.

00:38:51.000 They park themselves now, some cars.

00:38:54.000 Yes, they can parallel park themselves.

00:38:55.000 Parallel parking itself, which is...

00:38:57.000 Ridonkulous. 1.00

00:38:59.000 Like, they just decided, you motherfuckers are too stupid to do this. 1.00

00:39:03.000 We have to help you. 1.00

00:39:05.000 Excellent.

00:39:06.000 This is where I want the money for my car that I'm going to buy to be invested in the ability of it to then park itself.

00:39:13.000 But you know what? 0.99

00:39:13.000 There's a thing that's going on right now where people are trying to go retro with a lot of shit. 0.99

00:39:17.000 Because there's a lot of people that like old cars now. 0.97

00:39:21.000 There's a lot of people that like refurbished things.

00:39:25.000 Because they don't want all of that interference.

00:39:29.000 They don't want all of that disconnect between them and an actual machine.

00:39:34.000 We could work on it.

00:39:35.000 You're a car guy.

00:39:36.000 You look under a car lid now, you're looking under there, and you're going, what is under here now? 0.99

00:39:40.000 You can't do shit with that, son. 0.98

00:39:41.000 Is this the trunk, or is the motor in here? 0.99

00:39:43.000 I don't even know which side is which on this thing yet, you know?

00:39:46.000 If you could pop the hood of a 1970 Chevelle, you could get in there, man.

00:39:50.000 Work on it.

00:39:50.000 The distributor cap.

00:39:52.000 It's right there.

00:39:52.000 You can grab it with your hand.

00:39:54.000 There's your oil filter.

00:39:55.000 You can hold on to it.

00:39:56.000 There's the dipstick.

00:39:57.000 You can see how much oil is in there with a stick.

00:40:00.000 Now you've got computers.

00:40:01.000 You have to run it and shut it off.

00:40:03.000 It's your guy.

00:40:04.000 You have to have a guy.

00:40:05.000 You have to have a guy.

00:40:06.000 And the thing, a computer can go wacky on you, too.

00:40:09.000 That also can happen.

00:40:10.000 That happens occasionally.

00:40:12.000 I mean, obviously there's a mechanical breakdown too, but computers can go wacky.

00:40:15.000 So that's your guy's guy.

00:40:17.000 After you get a guy, then he has to have a guy say, hey, uh-oh, my stuff isn't correctly working.

00:40:22.000 But on the flip side, you have navigation screens, you have backup cameras, you have all this cool shit that electronics provide too.

00:40:31.000 I see both sides of it, but I do see the appeal of driving an old VW Bug.

00:40:38.000 Like a VW Bug from 1970. Not much horsepower or anything, but man, what a connection you have to the road with that piece of shit. 1.00

00:40:46.000 It's not good at handling, it doesn't have good brakes, but when you see one, there's a little bit of envy. 0.99

00:40:52.000 You're actually driving it.

00:40:53.000 Yeah, I wish I could drive one of those.

00:40:54.000 You're participating in the project.

00:40:56.000 My friend Jimmy had one when we were in high school. 1.00

00:40:58.000 I was an idiot. 0.99

00:40:59.000 I always had muscle cars. 1.00

00:41:00.000 And my friend Jimmy had this VW bug.

00:41:02.000 And it was like, you know, like I said, this was right out of high school.

00:41:06.000 So I graduated in 85 and Jimmy was ahead of me.

00:41:09.000 And so I think that it was probably like 1986 or something along those lines.

00:41:13.000 And he had this 1960-something bug, like 69 bug.

00:41:19.000 I forget.

00:41:19.000 Ugly, light blue.

00:41:22.000 But it was great.

00:41:23.000 There was something cool about it.

00:41:25.000 It was like we had a big smile on our face when we were driving around in it.

00:41:29.000 There was something about...

00:41:30.000 First of all, he's a pretty macho guy and is a construction worker.

00:41:36.000 He's just a really smart dude, too, though. 1.00

00:41:37.000 So he got himself a fucking VW Bug. 0.99

00:41:41.000 He's like, it gets great gas mileage. 0.99

00:41:43.000 Like, the wind would blow and the car would move.

00:41:45.000 Like, you could feel the car moving if a good breeze hit it. 1.00

00:41:48.000 Like, your fucking car is moving from the wind, man! 1.00

00:41:51.000 Like, what do we do? 1.00

00:41:51.000 We're gonna go-kart! 1.00

00:41:53.000 Yeah, they do handle better now cars.

00:41:55.000 Oh, that's the understatement of the year.

00:41:59.000 Brakes are amazing.

00:42:00.000 I'm surprised by a brake.

00:42:02.000 I had to stop from like 65 to 0 on the freeway the other day and it just was like butter.

00:42:09.000 You have that sweet new Volkswagen.

00:42:13.000 That's like perfect.

00:42:14.000 I forgot you had that.

00:42:15.000 Perfect contrast to the Volkswagen that we were talking about because my friend Jimmy's Volkswagen was like super old-school like that lawnmower engine it sounds like a lawnmower or a sewing machine yeah oh yeah you'd have to pump the brakes but it was like a really light tiny car whereas the new one like we're saying looks like a like a fat Porsche yeah it looks like like some sort of a spaceship like an Audi or something like that huh the new VW Bug is pretty dope looking yeah Yeah. 0.92

00:43:01.000 If you got a Porsche from 1970, those bitches had skinny-ass steering wheels that were big, like hula hoops, and you had shitty-ass skinny tires. 1.00

00:43:10.000 They didn't handle that well. 0.99

00:43:12.000 They just weren't that good. 0.98

00:43:13.000 In comparison to what your car could do, if you brought your car back in time, like when they had the 1969 Porsche, and you showed them your car, they'd be fucking blowing you. 0.95

00:43:24.000 They'd be like, you're a wizard from the future! 0.66

00:43:27.000 Yeah, this is a 2014 turbo.

00:43:29.000 I have this car, but the...

00:43:30.000 Doesn't it have, like, 250 horsepower or something like that?

00:43:32.000 Yeah, they just put a new engine in it.

00:43:33.000 I forget what exactly it is. 0.99

00:43:34.000 They're fast-fucking cars. 1.00

00:43:36.000 Fast as fuck, yeah. 1.00

00:43:36.000 Like, that was a big deal. 1.00

00:43:37.000 I mean, that would be a little bit heavier than an old Porsche, for sure. 0.81

00:43:43.000 But if you could get that kind of horsepower in an old car, I mean, that's ridiculous.

00:43:47.000 Like, they have these new Mustangs, the Mustang GT, the new one that's out. 0.98

00:43:52.000 Just a straight Mustang GT has, like, 450 fucking horsepower or something crazy like that. 0.97

00:43:59.000 They're selling that to people, huh? 0.98

00:44:00.000 Oh yeah, but that's like their basic car.

00:44:02.000 Then they have a Shelby that comes out later that's going to have more than 600 horsepower.

00:44:07.000 That wasn't accessible back in 1970. There should be a place to go drive these things.

00:44:12.000 Say, hey, look, we've got a place you can go drive it. 0.97

00:44:14.000 To get something even remotely as fast in 1970, you had a special order shit. 0.97

00:44:18.000 You had to go to a mechanic. 0.97

00:44:20.000 You had to find some dude who knows how to put nitrous on a car.

00:44:23.000 But now you can just buy it.

00:44:25.000 Weird, huh?

00:44:25.000 How they allow people to have something like that?

00:44:27.000 Well, it's just a faction of what we're doing.

00:44:31.000 A faction of this continual improvement.

00:44:35.000 It's a process, and it's a product of those things. 0.99

00:44:39.000 It's a product of this continual improvement, and it's a product of our constant desire for new shit. 0.97

00:44:45.000 We want the car that does 0 to 60 in 3.4. 0.98

00:44:49.000 Because the car that does 0-60 in 3.6 is outdated.

00:44:53.000 You look at the specs.

00:44:54.000 Oh, this car went around the Nürburgring in 7 minutes and 25 seconds.

00:44:59.000 People freak out.

00:45:00.000 They go, I can't believe that.

00:45:02.000 My car does it in 7.40. 1.00

00:45:03.000 My car is a piece of shit. 1.00

00:45:06.000 You're like, asshole, you're not going around the Nürburgring. 1.00

00:45:08.000 Like, what are you doing, man? 1.00

00:45:10.000 Like, if you drove my friend Jimmy's VW Bug, that might make you feel better than driving some ridiculous car that goes zero to 60 in two seconds and corners at two Gs.

00:45:23.000 Where do you drive it at, though?

00:45:24.000 Well, it's a certain part of that you lose the fun.

00:45:28.000 There's like a fun in driving.

00:45:29.000 You know, there's a guy named Dario Franchitti, I think you say his name.

00:45:33.000 He's a race car driver.

00:45:39.000 His fun car to drive is a 1973 Porsche with a big engine in it.

00:45:45.000 He put a more modern engine in a 1973 Porsche.

00:45:48.000 He could get a Veyron or any of these super complicated cars they're making today.

00:45:54.000 But a guy who's an actual race car driver decided to go for the gritty feel of an old car combined with modern technology.

00:46:01.000 He's a very smart guy.

00:46:02.000 He's like, all these 0-60 times, he goes, yes, it's important when you're race car driving, but not for the pleasure of driving.

00:46:08.000 So that's the guy I listen to.

00:46:10.000 Yeah.

00:46:10.000 I mean, that's the guy.

00:46:11.000 He does it for a living.

00:46:12.000 So if he chooses to drive, like, an old car that, like, really, you really feel everything, that's probably the most pleasurable.

00:46:20.000 Got a lot of merit.

00:46:21.000 Yeah, we, like, passed the pleasurable point and went to some weird numb point with cars where the ceiling's like this and you don't feel any of the bumps, you know?

00:46:30.000 It's weird.

00:46:31.000 Yeah, it's not organic, you know?

00:46:33.000 Yes.

00:46:34.000 It's kind of...

00:46:34.000 Not organic.

00:46:35.000 It's not very Mumford& Sons.

00:46:36.000 Yeah.

00:46:38.000 It's not very...

00:46:40.000 Yeah, that's the trend today.

00:46:41.000 The trend today is to go with like a handmade clock.

00:46:44.000 You know, like, oh, see that clock?

00:46:46.000 It was handmade.

00:46:46.000 And people are like, ooh.

00:46:48.000 You know, there's something cool about that as opposed to like, if you lived in 1970 and you got a digital clock, you were the pimp of the year.

00:46:55.000 Like, this guy has a digital clock in his house. 0.99

00:46:57.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

00:46:58.000 You go over a dude's house and he had digital alarm clock. 1.00

00:47:01.000 You'd be like, this motherfucker's got a digital alarm clock. 0.99

00:47:04.000 And it was as big as a microwave oven. 1.00

00:47:06.000 Red lights on it.

00:47:08.000 LED. Yeah.

00:47:09.000 Red.

00:47:09.000 Yeah, man.

00:47:10.000 I remember going over people's houses and they had that.

00:47:12.000 I couldn't believe I was looking at it.

00:47:14.000 I was looking into lights.

00:47:16.000 Then it came in a watch.

00:47:17.000 Yeah.

00:47:17.000 The first thing you got the clock in your house and then you put it on your hand.

00:47:20.000 That watch is pimped.

00:47:22.000 643. Horrific.

00:47:23.000 That's what people say.

00:47:24.000 Hey, what time is it?

00:47:25.000 Oh, it's 760, you know. 0.98

00:47:27.000 And remember the batteries were such dog shit that you had to press it to find the time. 0.99

00:47:33.000 And then you'd let it go and the fucking time would go, bye! 1.00

00:47:37.000 It didn't just stay on because the batteries were dog shit back then. 1.00

00:47:43.000 If it was going to stay on, it would have to be like a foot thick. 0.97

00:47:47.000 The battery for that back then. 0.99

00:47:48.000 I mean, the batteries were just dog shit back then. 0.99

00:47:51.000 I never thought about that. 0.99

00:47:52.000 Remember the calculator watch?

00:47:56.000 For some reason, that one never took off.

00:47:58.000 It took off, and it got to a certain point, and people were like, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the? 0.99

00:48:02.000 How often am I counting shit? 0.99

00:48:04.000 Who is this for? 0.99

00:48:06.000 They got the calculator phone now.

00:48:07.000 Yeah, but that's a, your phone is kind of a computer.

00:48:09.000 That's a one device choice.

00:48:11.000 One thing, yeah.

00:48:11.000 I mean, you're better off with a compass.

00:48:13.000 What if you get lost, and all you got is a fucking calculator, bitch? 1.00

00:48:15.000 A fork or something. 1.00

00:48:16.000 Calculator's not going to help you if you're lost in the woods.

00:48:18.000 Boy, yeah.

00:48:19.000 Have something that makes fire. 0.99

00:48:21.000 Why do you got a fucking calculator on that? 0.99

00:48:24.000 Let's put not that as our first development here. 0.99

00:48:26.000 And it's also, the calculator watch was invented with calculators.

00:48:29.000 We're only like that big. 0.99

00:48:31.000 Like, I mean, what the fuck are you doing? 0.97

00:48:33.000 How often is that coming up? 0.99

00:48:35.000 Except, this is the one thing that I know people are probably yelling at me right now, except people cheating in school.

00:48:40.000 I bet there was a window. 0.96

00:48:42.000 I bet there was a small window where teachers are still fucking old people who are out of touch with modern technology in a lot of ways. 1.00

00:48:50.000 So there's probably a window where these young little rascals went in there with their technological wizard phones with calculators on, and they probably... 0.94

00:48:57.000 I remember doing that.

00:48:59.000 Totally doing that.

00:48:59.000 How long was it before they were made illegal?

00:49:02.000 Do you remember that?

00:49:02.000 I don't think they ever really were.

00:49:04.000 I don't think they ever actually caught on because you were always allowed to use calculators to cheat in school.

00:49:09.000 There was those big TI-81 Texas Instrument ones that you had to buy.

00:49:12.000 Remember those huge calculators?

00:49:14.000 There was a note field where you could just sit there and write all these answers to questions in the calculator.

00:49:21.000 And the teachers never caught on for us on that.

00:49:24.000 Everyone would open up their calculators and look at our notes on their calculators.

00:49:27.000 Oh, no.

00:49:28.000 That's hilarious.

00:49:29.000 So it was like a note function on a smartphone.

00:49:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:49:34.000 That's hilarious.

00:49:34.000 It was.

00:49:35.000 It was like the beginning of that.

00:49:36.000 But I remember calculator watches, we had them, and I don't ever remember being told not to wear it.

00:49:41.000 I don't think the...

00:49:42.000 Even the math teachers even figured it out.

00:49:44.000 Well, let's Google that to find out.

00:49:46.000 Because I would think that the only way to get good at math, if you're going to really get good at math, is you have to actually do it.

00:49:53.000 Yeah, math is something that's fun to do.

00:49:55.000 English is terrible.

00:49:56.000 Okay, you just lost all credibility.

00:49:58.000 I don't know who you are and what you just said.

00:50:01.000 I like it, because it's always the same way.

00:50:04.000 Two plus two is always four.

00:50:06.000 The spelling is terrible. 0.99

00:50:07.000 Yeah, but then you start getting into triangles and shit. 0.99

00:50:09.000 Who needs that? 0.99

00:50:09.000 Well, that's specialized mathematical. 0.99

00:50:12.000 That's all that I care about.

00:50:13.000 I care about the math that's like Harry Potter science.

00:50:16.000 Like those guys.

00:50:17.000 The quantum.

00:50:18.000 The quantum.

00:50:18.000 Deep into the quantum consciousness.

00:50:20.000 I like those guys that say shit that I can't understand at all. 0.99

00:50:23.000 I love when they're talking that kind of math. 1.00

00:50:25.000 When they show me those mathematical computations and you just go, what?

00:50:29.000 Is that an alien language?

00:50:31.000 Like, what is that?

00:50:32.000 I have no idea what that is.

00:50:33.000 Those guys fascinate me the There's a cartoon where they're all looking at that.

00:50:38.000 There's a big formula on the chalkboard or whatever.

00:50:40.000 And they're going, ah, ha, ha, ha.

00:50:42.000 Because there's humor somewhere.

00:50:46.000 There was the joke in the formula that a regular person's not going to...

00:50:50.000 It's not funny, you know?

00:50:52.000 Joe, do you remember Glacier?

00:50:53.000 I think they're called Glacier Glasses.

00:50:54.000 They were out around the same time.

00:50:56.000 They were like...

00:50:57.000 Circle glasses, but then they had this little leather piece that went on the side, and then the arms were made out of rubber.

00:51:04.000 And they were really popular for two years in the early 80s.

00:51:08.000 I missed that.

00:51:09.000 I didn't hang out with any of those people.

00:51:11.000 Look at Google Calculator Watch, man.

00:51:14.000 It's actually pretty trippy.

00:51:16.000 They came out with one in 1975, man.

00:51:20.000 Isn't that nuts?

00:51:21.000 I had one in the early 80s.

00:51:24.000 Calculated watch were first introduced in the 1970s, and despite enjoying a heyday during the 1980s, continued to be produced.

00:51:33.000 The most notable brand is Casio Databank Series.

00:51:36.000 The watches by Timex were also popular.

00:51:40.000 There's a Wikipedia, but Brian, there's a Wikipedia where you can see all the old ones.

00:51:45.000 It's a trip, man.

00:51:47.000 It's really fascinating.

00:51:49.000 Like, I forgot how silly these things were.

00:51:52.000 Oh, yeah. 0.93

00:51:53.000 Look at those.

00:51:54.000 Well, look at the one down.

00:51:55.000 Look at the one even further down.

00:51:56.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:51:57.000 How do you get your finger on one of those buttons?

00:51:59.000 I don't remember that at all.

00:52:00.000 I don't remember that at all, but that is the future, man.

00:52:03.000 If you had one of those, you could totally get Star Wars chicks. 1.00

00:52:07.000 I think I had this one.

00:52:08.000 Chicks that are, like, really into Star Wars, they would think you were so cool. 1.00

00:52:12.000 He's got a fucking calculator on his wrist. 0.99

00:52:17.000 It's so future. 1.00

00:52:18.000 It's so space.

00:52:20.000 Yeah, that didn't work out. 0.99

00:52:22.000 We didn't give a fuck anymore. 0.99

00:52:23.000 Now people went back to dials, you know? 0.99

00:52:25.000 Like if your car is fancy, your car has an old school clock on it.

00:52:29.000 Like if you buy a Lexus or something like that, they'll have like a nice clock in it.

00:52:33.000 With a second hand?

00:52:35.000 Yeah, and it's to show you this is a luxury item, sir.

00:52:39.000 There's no digital clocks in here, sir.

00:52:40.000 This is a luxury item.

00:52:44.000 Isn't it just a thing that tells the time? 0.99

00:52:47.000 Like, what the fuck's going on here? 0.99

00:52:48.000 Something's going on here. 0.97

00:52:49.000 If you have a TikTok, TikTok, TikTok, it's fancy.

00:52:52.000 See this?

00:52:54.000 This is fancy.

00:52:56.000 This is fancy.

00:52:57.000 You can't hear it.

00:52:57.000 This is how I know what time we're at.

00:53:00.000 It's accurate.

00:53:00.000 I don't look at my computer.

00:53:02.000 Go away.

00:53:03.000 Yeah, the computer.

00:53:03.000 Your digital numbers, your exact numbers.

00:53:06.000 I like looking at a little fancy clock.

00:53:07.000 It's got a quartz crystal in there, too, right?

00:53:09.000 I don't know what's in there. 1.00

00:53:10.000 I got that shit at Target. 0.99

00:53:11.000 Still going. 1.00

00:53:12.000 I don't know what it is.

00:53:13.000 It's just a clock.

00:53:14.000 But I like looking at a clock for whatever reason.

00:53:16.000 It gives me a better sense of what time is than when I look at a number.

00:53:20.000 When I look at numbers, and it's totally illogical, but I look at this number on my computer, the upper right-hand corner of my computer, and then I look at that.

00:53:29.000 That's more pleasurable to me for whatever reason.

00:53:32.000 That's an interesting evaluation.

00:53:34.000 I think I have a more natural sense of what time is.

00:53:37.000 It's kind of an analog thing.

00:53:38.000 You know the way analog is better than tape, too?

00:53:40.000 You listen to recordings and so forth like that.

00:53:42.000 A lot of times...

00:53:44.000 It used to record in analog, and then when the digital came out, then what they would do is go analog, digital, and then back to analog to try to mix this stuff up to where it sounds.

00:53:56.000 And I fully understand that for some folks it's the opposite.

00:53:59.000 Some folks, they don't like that.

00:54:00.000 That's not pleasing to them, but they love the numbers.

00:54:02.000 I mean, it's all different.

00:54:04.000 It's just me, personally.

00:54:05.000 That's how I always feel.

00:54:07.000 I would way rather look at...

00:54:08.000 I think clocks are kind of cool.

00:54:11.000 Whenever I look at a watch, Part of me goes, oh, that's a cool-looking watch.

00:54:15.000 The other part of me instantaneously goes, it is so goddamn fascinating.

00:54:19.000 There's a bunch of moving parts in there.

00:54:21.000 Amazing.

00:54:22.000 That spin and...

00:54:23.000 I'm not a fan of expensive watches.

00:54:26.000 I think some of them look really cool, but it's not something that I'm really into because they seem to me like peacock feathers a little bit.

00:54:33.000 But what I am a fan of is the engineering behind those watches.

00:54:37.000 I'm a fan of...

00:54:38.000 My watch is not an expensive watch at all.

00:54:42.000 But at nighttime, it kind of glows.

00:54:45.000 I can see the hand very clearly at nighttime.

00:54:48.000 That's a good feature.

00:54:49.000 It's a fantastic feature.

00:54:50.000 It doesn't require a battery to do that either.

00:54:52.000 It doesn't run on any extra thing you have to do, press a button or anything.

00:54:56.000 You can always see it.

00:54:58.000 But I'm fascinated by that.

00:55:00.000 I'm fascinated by the engineering involved in it.

00:55:02.000 But I think for a lot of guys, they wear...

00:55:04.000 And I'm not criticizing. 0.98

00:55:05.000 They look cool as fuck, but it seems very kind of peacocky. 0.98

00:55:09.000 You know, when dudes have like diamonds all over their watch and, you know, diamonds on their thing. 0.97

00:55:13.000 My buddy collects watches.

00:55:14.000 He's showing me a watch.

00:55:15.000 They're cool.

00:55:16.000 $36,000 for a watch.

00:55:17.000 I was looking at it going, oh man, you know.

00:55:19.000 I met a guy that had one in Toronto.

00:55:21.000 I think it was like more than $100,000.

00:55:24.000 Yeah.

00:55:24.000 I'm trying to remember.

00:55:25.000 He owned like a company that imports them.

00:55:27.000 Very, very nice guy.

00:55:29.000 Well, see, he loves watches.

00:55:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:30.000 There's people that are into collecting watches, you know, and they're very matter-of-fact about their watches.

00:55:37.000 You know, they say, oh, this is a Hamilton from, you know, and there's a, they have a, it's like cars.

00:55:42.000 Yeah.

00:55:42.000 And watches are another quality, you know, like a good watch, like you said, it's Swiss engineering, it's a piece of stuff that lasts, you know?

00:55:52.000 It's not a piece of junk that's disposable.

00:55:55.000 You get a piece of quality, it's a watch, and it's got a lot of work put into it, and it's something you'll have forever.

00:56:02.000 And I like that in stuff.

00:56:05.000 Electronics probably have the quickest turnaround as far as like when they kind of go on you.

00:56:11.000 Like I've never had a computer last more than five years.

00:56:14.000 But I've had watches that last like 20 years.

00:56:17.000 I have a watch that's 20 years old.

00:56:19.000 Yeah, it's 20 years old.

00:56:21.000 People got their grandfathers.

00:56:21.000 It's not expensive either.

00:56:22.000 It's just a regular watch.

00:56:25.000 When my battery dies, I just buy a new watch.

00:56:27.000 Yeah, I mean you can totally do that.

00:56:29.000 You can put another battery in that watch.

00:56:31.000 You buy a new watch, you said?

00:56:32.000 Yeah, every time there's a battery dies, I'm just like, I'm just going to do a watch.

00:56:35.000 Bic is the one that did that to us. 0.99

00:56:37.000 They started the lighter, you throw it out.

00:56:40.000 Then they got the shaver, you throw it out.

00:56:42.000 Then, what was the other thing?

00:56:44.000 Pen, you throw it out.

00:56:46.000 Remember that?

00:56:46.000 It was all Bic.

00:56:47.000 Bic started with the throwaway stuff.

00:56:49.000 And then now, it's like the phone goes down, you throw it out.

00:56:52.000 The TV goes out, you throw it out.

00:56:53.000 Anything goes out, you throw it out. 0.99

00:56:55.000 Yeah, we should really reevaluate that whole throwing out plastic shit. 0.99

00:57:01.000 You see all the plastic that's in the ocean and all these photographs of these birds that have been feeding plastics to their babies and their babies die and you see that their bellies are filled with plastics. 0.99

00:57:11.000 You know what's fucking shit up lately? 0.98

00:57:12.000 It's those facial cleaners that have the little beads in them. 0.99

00:57:16.000 They're just these tiny little plastic beads.

00:57:18.000 I guess they're fucking up the water.

00:57:19.000 Yeah, they're not biodegradable, those things. 0.63

00:57:21.000 They're scrubs.

00:57:22.000 And you know what?

00:57:22.000 They don't need to use those scrubs.

00:57:23.000 You can use seeds.

00:57:25.000 There's seeds that you can get, like an apricot facial scrub.

00:57:28.000 It's an apricot seed.

00:57:30.000 And it's just as good, and it's biodegradable.

00:57:32.000 All these little plastic things, like...

00:57:35.000 It's unfortunate, man, but a lot of that...

00:57:37.000 Oh, are those those goggles?

00:57:38.000 Remember those glasses?

00:57:39.000 I do not.

00:57:40.000 I remember having my calculator watch, and these glasses were really popular.

00:57:42.000 They were called something also like...

00:57:44.000 Douchebag.

00:57:44.000 Google glasses.

00:57:45.000 That was a guy who wore them in Stargate or something?

00:57:49.000 Something like that.

00:57:50.000 Richard Dean.

00:57:51.000 Maybe.

00:57:52.000 They had leather on the glasses.

00:57:55.000 It was like that, and then your cars had bras on them. 1.00

00:57:58.000 It's just like we had this weird leather...

00:58:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:01.000 You remember the bras?

00:58:01.000 We should bring that back.

00:58:03.000 Bro, I think some people still do it, man.

00:58:04.000 I saw a guy with a Corvette the other day.

00:58:06.000 He had a bra on the Corvette.

00:58:08.000 I was like, wow, you're rocking a bra on your Corvette.

00:58:10.000 It was an old Corvette.

00:58:11.000 It wasn't real leather, though, was it?

00:58:13.000 I don't know.

00:58:14.000 I didn't ask.

00:58:16.000 That's a can of worms you don't really want to open up.

00:58:19.000 Is that real leather?

00:58:22.000 I had a bra on my Supra.

00:58:23.000 Of course not. 1.00

00:58:24.000 That was the shit. 1.00

00:58:25.000 Yeah, I think I had a bra once, but I think I got rid of it pretty quickly. 1.00

00:58:29.000 I was like, what is this stupid fucking thing? 1.00

00:58:30.000 What am I doing here? 1.00

00:58:31.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:32.000 There was a weird time in the 80s that the leather...

00:58:35.000 Like, there was no reason to have leather on you.

00:58:37.000 Like, look at the big chunks of leather on your glasses.

00:58:39.000 Well, I guess the idea is that you want something soft that doesn't take light in from the sides.

00:58:45.000 But that would also fuck up your peripheral and make you very susceptible to hooks.

00:58:49.000 Yeah.

00:58:50.000 They should bring back the plastic covering for the couches.

00:58:54.000 Now, that was...

00:58:54.000 Oh, that was a dream!

00:58:56.000 That was great!

00:58:57.000 That was a dream when people, you go over to their house and it was covered with clear plastic.

00:59:01.000 You sit down, it's a grandma's house. 0.96

00:59:03.000 How ridiculous is that? 0.51

00:59:04.000 Everyone wanted to keep things for so long that they never enjoyed them when they had them. 1.00

00:59:09.000 Because shit wasn't disposable. 0.99

00:59:11.000 That's amazing. 1.00

00:59:12.000 You come in there, the mom's telling you, hey, you can't walk in that room.

00:59:15.000 It's all this way or that.

00:59:17.000 Some people still have towels like that.

00:59:19.000 You're not supposed to use those towels.

00:59:20.000 Soaps?

00:59:21.000 Get them out of here! 0.98

00:59:22.000 They put those little soaps in the bathroom. 1.00

00:59:24.000 Fucking towels. 1.00

00:59:24.000 Oh, you didn't use the apple soap there, the little frog that was there? 1.00

00:59:30.000 Yeah.

00:59:30.000 How could you do that?

00:59:31.000 What? 0.60

00:59:32.000 You guys are freaks. 0.99

00:59:33.000 Your bathroom is for freaks. 1.00

00:59:35.000 It's a prop. 1.00

00:59:35.000 Go to the doctor. 1.00

00:59:36.000 It's a prop.

00:59:37.000 Oh, you've been messing with the bathroom props in here, you know?

00:59:40.000 Yeah, they're trying to paint some sort of a crazy environment.

00:59:44.000 The Cleaver, what was her name?

00:59:47.000 Joan Cleaver.

00:59:48.000 What was Miss Cleaver's name?

00:59:50.000 Judy Cleaver? 0.74

00:59:51.000 I don't remember.

00:59:52.000 It was Ward.

00:59:53.000 Ward was the daddy.

00:59:55.000 June, was it June?

00:59:55.000 June?

00:59:56.000 Was it June?

00:59:57.000 What's Mrs. Cleaver's name? 0.96

00:59:58.000 Wasn't she the best?

00:59:59.000 Barbara Billingsley, I think. 0.84

01:00:01.000 Okay, June Cleaver? 0.99

01:00:03.000 I think it was her name.

01:00:04.000 I think you're right.

01:00:05.000 Remember Eddie Haskell?

01:00:06.000 I remember Eddie Haskell.

01:00:08.000 Yeah, it was June Cleaver.

01:00:10.000 She was wonderful. 1.00

01:00:11.000 What a crazy fucking show. 1.00

01:00:12.000 Can you imagine that there's a show that they made and it's called Leave It to Beaver? 1.00

01:00:17.000 And it was an actual show, and the kid's name was Beaver. 0.99

01:00:20.000 And at what point in time did they realize that that means pussy? 0.99

01:00:23.000 Was it like, it started in the 1950s, right? 0.96

01:00:27.000 So what, you know, first appearance was, it was a pilot that they made in 1957. So when did Beaver become, when did it become a vagina? 0.98

01:00:38.000 Was that the 70s, you think? 0.99

01:00:39.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:00:40.000 Maybe that's because everyone thought Beaver was just a pussy. 1.00

01:00:44.000 And so they just put it together. 1.00

01:00:46.000 Because he played like a pussy character. 1.00

01:00:48.000 You know, Beaver was always getting beat up. 1.00

01:00:50.000 He wasn't a savage.

01:00:52.000 I thought it was because of his teeth or something.

01:00:54.000 I thought he had like a beaver facial look or something.

01:00:57.000 Hmm.

01:00:58.000 Maybe.

01:00:58.000 I don't know.

01:00:59.000 Really?

01:00:59.000 Yeah.

01:01:00.000 This thing they do now, I really can't stand.

01:01:02.000 Like they named it after the kid?

01:01:03.000 His teeth or something?

01:01:04.000 A beaver?

01:01:04.000 I don't know.

01:01:05.000 I don't think so.

01:01:06.000 How's the beaver?

01:01:07.000 How do they call him the beave?

01:01:08.000 Where did that come from?

01:01:10.000 I think that was just his nickname.

01:01:12.000 Yeah.

01:01:12.000 But I mean, how did he get it?

01:01:14.000 What did they say?

01:01:15.000 Oh, you smell bad or what?

01:01:16.000 I don't know.

01:01:17.000 Well, they lived in a time before the internet.

01:01:19.000 It looks like it was a slang term from the 1910 England.

01:01:22.000 Have you ever tried to watch that?

01:01:23.000 You ever tried to watch Leave it to Beaver?

01:01:25.000 I grew up on it.

01:01:26.000 Look, we can get back to isolation tank talk in a couple minutes.

01:01:29.000 We have plenty of time here, ladies and gentlemen.

01:01:31.000 But seeing as how we're in the flow of this, I would like to watch a little quick Leave it to Beaver episode just to see how ridiculous the world was in 1957. Even the opening when they have their house and it's all nice.

01:01:45.000 What about Dennis the Menace?

01:01:46.000 Remember Mr. Wilson?

01:01:48.000 He was over there and he was like, oh, Dennis, you menace or whatever.

01:01:51.000 Gee, Mr. Wilson?

01:01:53.000 The way they used to talk to each other was so alien.

01:01:57.000 People hadn't figured out television yet.

01:02:00.000 They hadn't figured out how other people were going to perceive them. 0.97

01:02:03.000 There was a slow change where people recognized bullshit and they were allowed to do less and less of it. 0.96

01:02:09.000 And if you go back and you watch Father Knows Best, here it is. 0.98

01:02:11.000 Yes, Mom.

01:02:13.000 Oh, Beaver, I see you're home.

01:02:16.000 Yes, Dad.

01:02:16.000 This is me that's home.

01:02:18.000 How was the movie?

01:02:21.000 Well, I didn't go to the movie.

01:02:24.000 You didn't go to the movie?

01:02:26.000 No, sir.

01:02:27.000 I went yesterday when I wasn't supposed to.

01:02:30.000 Oh, is that so?

01:02:32.000 Yes, sir.

01:02:32.000 And I won a racing bicycle to guarantee the other seat.

01:02:35.000 And I hit it at Larry's.

01:02:37.000 And I was going to make believe like I won it today.

01:02:39.000 But I couldn't.

01:02:40.000 So that's why I'm telling you what happened.

01:02:42.000 Well, when did you decide to tell us about it?

01:02:45.000 When I was walking the bike home from Larry's.

01:02:48.000 Yeah, Dad.

01:02:49.000 It's too big for him to ride.

01:02:50.000 No way.

01:02:52.000 Hilarious.

01:02:52.000 Well, Beaver, I'm glad you decided to tell us the truth.

01:02:56.000 Of course you realize you can't keep a bicycle you won while you were being disobedient.

01:03:00.000 We'll have to find something to do with the bike. 1.00

01:03:02.000 What a dick. 1.00

01:03:03.000 Dad's a dick. 1.00

01:03:04.000 The kid came clean. 1.00

01:03:06.000 Let him keep the bike, Dad.

01:03:07.000 Let him have the bike. 1.00

01:03:08.000 What kind of fucking lessons do you teach him? 1.00

01:03:09.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

01:03:10.000 He didn't do anything illegal. 0.99

01:03:11.000 Yeah.

01:03:12.000 No, I came forward and told him what the story was.

01:03:14.000 That's the kind of stuff that the kids now say, oh, I'm afraid to go tell Pop because he's going to take my bike away.

01:03:19.000 See, that's some 1957 type of psychology.

01:03:21.000 In 2014, I think they would say the best way to make this go away, or to make it never happen again, is to reward him with the bike.

01:03:29.000 To reward him and say, look, you did a good job by telling me.

01:03:32.000 In the future, you'd benefit much more from just doing what I tell you.

01:03:35.000 In the beginning. 1.00

01:03:36.000 Don't be lying, bitch. 1.00

01:03:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:38.000 Go ride your bike.

01:03:39.000 And then he thinks, Dad's cool. 1.00

01:03:41.000 Not Dad's some dick who's going to take my fucking lawfully one bike. 1.00

01:03:44.000 Yeah, he won the bike. 1.00

01:03:46.000 I mean, that was a bad example. 0.99

01:03:47.000 God damn it, Dad. 0.99

01:03:48.000 I thought this was going to be good stuff. 1.00

01:03:49.000 Yeah, well, it was good stuff.

01:03:50.000 That was a bummer, man.

01:03:52.000 It was a bummer.

01:03:53.000 I love the word bummer.

01:03:54.000 I haven't heard that in a while.

01:03:56.000 Yeah, it is a bummer.

01:03:57.000 Yeah.

01:03:58.000 Well, it's, you know, it's 1957 Logic.

01:04:00.000 They just weren't that good at TV yet.

01:04:02.000 They didn't understand.

01:04:03.000 They didn't understand how it was coming off to other people.

01:04:06.000 Like, we just watched that. 0.97

01:04:07.000 It looks so ridiculous, right? 0.94

01:04:08.000 Well, let's watch Mr. Ed. 0.98

01:04:10.000 You got that when you watch a horse talk to somebody?

01:04:12.000 No, I can't.

01:04:13.000 I can't anymore.

01:04:14.000 We should go back to isolation times.

01:04:16.000 It was a freaky time in television.

01:04:18.000 Yeah.

01:04:18.000 But it's indicative of this thing that I think we're experiencing.

01:04:22.000 This thing that everything is constantly improving and one of the best ways to see that improvement.

01:04:26.000 If you wanted to determine the age of a tree, you would chop the tree down and you'd look at the rings of the tree.

01:04:32.000 I think if you wanted to determine the progress of our culture in terms of, like, the rings on a tree, like, in that sort of a way, there's no better way to do it than to go back and look at the sections of our media.

01:04:43.000 Go back and look at, like, the Six Million Dollar Man.

01:04:46.000 You know, go back and look at the Fall Guy.

01:04:49.000 Go back and look at, you know, the Incredible Hulk.

01:04:52.000 Go back and look at, you know...

01:04:54.000 The evolution of TV. Yeah, Dallas.

01:04:56.000 You know, watch old television.

01:04:58.000 Watch the Dukes of Hazzard.

01:05:00.000 Watch old television shows.

01:05:01.000 And then go back to Leave at the Beaver. 1.00

01:05:04.000 Go back to this shit. 1.00

01:05:05.000 Go back to this craziness that we're watching. 1.00

01:05:07.000 And then realize, like, whoa, there was, like, this weird steady progression up to X-Files and then, you know, Game of Thrones.

01:05:15.000 The media has improved.

01:05:17.000 It's a totally different organism.

01:05:19.000 The type of shows you see, if you watch a modern day episode of Game of Thrones, there's not a film that was made in the 1960s that could compare to that.

01:05:30.000 I don't get...

01:05:30.000 I think Stanley Kubrick was a genius.

01:05:33.000 I think 2000 West Base Odyssey was a marvel of cinema for the time. 0.89

01:05:38.000 But it can't fuck with what they have now on TV. Game of Thrones is one of the best movies of all time, and it's like 10 hours every season.

01:05:47.000 It's madness!

01:05:48.000 Was it $4 million?

01:05:50.000 What's the cost on that?

01:05:51.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:05:52.000 It's got to be expensive as fuck! 1.00

01:05:55.000 It's perfect. 1.00

01:05:56.000 It's a perfect show.

01:05:58.000 And my point being, if you try to compare Game of Thrones to Father Knows Best, it's insane.

01:06:03.000 It's hard to believe that these are made for the same organism.

01:06:06.000 And yet it occupied the same amount of time of a person's interest.

01:06:10.000 Yes.

01:06:11.000 This is how hard it's gotten to hold somebody's interest now.

01:06:13.000 I don't think it's that.

01:06:15.000 You don't think it's it?

01:06:15.000 I think it's a continual improvement in the understanding of human beings.

01:06:20.000 And I think it takes something really intense to rattle us now.

01:06:24.000 It takes a true detective.

01:06:27.000 You can't just have a normal relationship like Bridges of Madison County. 1.00

01:06:31.000 Get the fuck out of here, Clint! 1.00

01:06:33.000 What are you doing? 1.00

01:06:34.000 You hanging out with this chick? 1.00

01:06:35.000 You guys are drama queens.

01:06:37.000 You don't have much time left.

01:06:38.000 Why are you crying?

01:06:38.000 Get out of there.

01:06:39.000 Go have a drink.

01:06:40.000 Get out of here.

01:06:41.000 Stop! 1.00

01:06:41.000 This is nothing. 1.00

01:06:43.000 Meanwhile, you watch Game of Thrones. 1.00

01:06:45.000 There's fucking dragons. 1.00

01:06:47.000 There's these white walkers. 1.00

01:06:49.000 People are sword fighting in the middle of the night.

01:06:51.000 I love those white walkers. 0.99

01:06:53.000 I like the dragons.

01:06:55.000 How about the giants?

01:06:56.000 Yeah, giants were great.

01:06:57.000 It's a madness show.

01:06:58.000 I love that stuff. 0.99

01:06:59.000 Crazy shit is happening. 0.63

01:07:00.000 Crazy stuff. 1.00

01:07:00.000 What the humans do to each other is so shocking. 1.00

01:07:04.000 And if you tried to watch Magnum P.I. after that, you'd be like, come on, man.

01:07:12.000 The world has changed.

01:07:13.000 We've gotten a much deeper understanding of what really freaks people out.

01:07:17.000 And we require that to get freaked out.

01:07:20.000 Today's trolls, today's YouTube trolls, could start wars in the 1940s.

01:07:25.000 If you could send those guys back in time, like the really sophisticated trolls, the ones where you read their Twitter account and you could barely even tell if they're trolling, they're just so...

01:07:34.000 And then you watch some of the arguments they get into and you go, oh, this guy's an artist.

01:07:37.000 I don't know what that is. 0.99

01:07:38.000 Trolling is, say, if somebody wanted to reach out to you, I should probably not tell you, trolls would get mad, like, What the fuck? 0.99

01:07:43.000 We got a fresh one! 0.99

01:07:44.000 We got a live one!

01:07:46.000 They're not going to call me out.

01:07:47.000 It's not a call you out thing.

01:07:49.000 They would contact you in some sort of a way, either insulting you and trying to get you to respond to them or mockingly in love with you to try to get you to respond to them and then turn on you.

01:08:01.000 They would try to pretend that they were outraged about certain specific issues just to get a rise out of you.

01:08:08.000 Try to engage you as a game.

01:08:12.000 There's a group of folks that are into that kind of stuff?

01:08:16.000 It's a sport.

01:08:16.000 It's a sport, huh?

01:08:17.000 It is kind of a sport.

01:08:19.000 If you can get a good one on the line...

01:08:21.000 I've been gotten on the line before.

01:08:25.000 It's hilarious.

01:08:26.000 Do they get you?

01:08:27.000 Yeah.

01:08:28.000 I've been gotten in arguments with people before and you realize, I don't even know you.

01:08:32.000 It's a joke.

01:08:32.000 It takes a lot of time to realize that because the internet is a new thing.

01:08:37.000 Interacting with people on the internet is what's been around.

01:08:41.000 Ten years?

01:08:41.000 They'd probably steady your buttons, too.

01:08:43.000 They'd say, oh, say something like that.

01:08:44.000 You see what he does when you say that.

01:08:46.000 The longest people were interacting on the internet like this, in this sort of instantaneous Twitter-type comments or YouTube-type comments, it hasn't been more than a decade.

01:08:56.000 This is a new thing.

01:08:58.000 It's a new thing for people.

01:08:59.000 So people who like to get a rise out of people, if you can't do it at work, especially if you're stuck at a job that sucks and you have no means of expression of the evil inside you.

01:09:11.000 I wonder, why doesn't people watch these videos and then say that?

01:09:14.000 Like with Hamilton.

01:09:16.000 They watch the video there and then they're comments.

01:09:18.000 Hamilton Morris?

01:09:19.000 Yeah.

01:09:20.000 Hamilton Morris, we owe him an apology.

01:09:22.000 I mean, why?

01:09:23.000 When that podcast was made, we both got way too high.

01:09:28.000 Brian and I got him.

01:09:30.000 We took him to the center of the earth.

01:09:32.000 I just watched that this morning.

01:09:33.000 We took him to Mordor.

01:09:35.000 We had this weed that was grown on Pluto and came over here in a time capsule. 0.99

01:09:40.000 I don't know where we got that shit from. 0.99

01:09:43.000 Whose was that? 1.00

01:09:44.000 I don't remember.

01:09:45.000 Well, you didn't have to twist his arm.

01:09:47.000 Well, the thing is, we're there with Hamilton Morris, who is the psychedelic connoisseur.

01:09:52.000 Yeah, that's what I heard. 0.98

01:09:52.000 So we went to the bottom of the swimming pool and fucking set up a picnic table. 0.98

01:09:57.000 I mean, we went deep. 0.99

01:09:59.000 It was rough, man. 0.99

01:10:00.000 I don't know what the fuck we're talking about. 0.99

01:10:02.000 Half the time we were in a conversation, we were like seven, eight hits in of some insane sativa. 0.99

01:10:07.000 And there was no way we should have been having a conversation in a podcast.

01:10:11.000 No way.

01:10:12.000 We were way too barbecued.

01:10:14.000 It turned out okay.

01:10:16.000 It was not bad.

01:10:16.000 No, it wasn't bad.

01:10:17.000 The interaction with him and the tank was better.

01:10:20.000 The whole thing, you know.

01:10:21.000 But the comments were evil?

01:10:23.000 Well, you know, even on some of these other ones you read and they say, oh, you know, this or that or this guy.

01:10:28.000 They're trying to make an assumption, you know, an evaluation about somebody they don't know anything about.

01:10:32.000 And the fact that you just spent your time Overviewing what it is they just did, and now you're going to be mean-spirited about it?

01:10:40.000 Why don't you just don't do it?

01:10:41.000 Just don't look.

01:10:43.000 I didn't know these are these kind of cats that that's what they're up to, these trolls that they enjoy making...

01:10:52.000 Yeah.

01:11:12.000 Right.

01:11:12.000 I think there's a benefit to it, though.

01:11:15.000 I think there's a benefit to interacting with negative people, is that you understand that there are negative people out there.

01:11:20.000 Because if you don't interact with them on a regular basis, I don't think you'll appreciate the positive people as much.

01:11:25.000 I think that's just a weird aspect of human beings.

01:11:28.000 We get accustomed to whatever.

01:11:30.000 We get accustomed to all sorts of things that seem unacceptable.

01:11:33.000 Like, if you look at the things and customs that people carry on in other countries, there's certain... 0.98

01:11:39.000 Rites of passage for manhood that if you tried to implement today in the United States, like the weird shit that they do in Africa where they're circumcising each other with sharp sticks and they have to go crawl through thorn bushes naked, like a bunch of crazy shit they make these guys do. 0.98

01:11:55.000 And if you tried to implement that stuff in America today, we would laugh at you. 0.94

01:11:58.000 But to them, this is how they've done it.

01:12:00.000 This is how they've done it for a long time. 0.99

01:12:03.000 People get used to all sorts of weird shit. 0.99

01:12:06.000 I think a lot of people have gotten used to something that just rages against their sensibilities and it rages against their body. 0.98

01:12:14.000 It rages against their sensibilities because they've somehow or another committed themselves to a safe job that is not inspiring.

01:12:22.000 And they think that maybe if they just waited a little while or thought about it better, they could have eventually figured out how to do what they actually want to do.

01:12:29.000 And when you run into someone who has done that, then you see the benefit of it. 0.97

01:12:33.000 And it fucks with people's heads.

01:12:35.000 And I think there's a lot of people that live a life of regret. 0.99

01:12:38.000 Bitter.

01:12:39.000 And it's super unfortunate.

01:12:41.000 And I think the way our society is structured currently, I don't see that changing anytime soon.

01:12:50.000 It just seems like so many people are rushing out.

01:12:53.000 To enter into the workforce because the economy is not so good so everybody's scrapping for jobs and they're willing to take jobs they might not have ordinarily taken because they want the security of it.

01:13:06.000 It's a very trying time for a lot of people. 0.98

01:13:08.000 But if you could figure out a way to separate on your own, you know, selling coffee mugs or fucking figuring something out, damn, you'll be so much better off. 0.98

01:13:19.000 Well, it allows you to be more independent in your ability to provide for yourself. 0.97

01:13:24.000 If you could figure out something you can do, what I find to be a little bit discouraging is the lack of interest in manufacturing products.

01:13:36.000 This country used to be, like I say, really have a lot of pride in craftsmanship.

01:13:41.000 See, we still have a talent pool here.

01:13:43.000 We have a lot of creative people.

01:13:45.000 We have a lot of intelligent people.

01:13:49.000 We need to pull these people together and get back into manufacturing our own products here.

01:13:55.000 That's what I believe would be a good thing.

01:13:57.000 Get kids...

01:13:58.000 They took auto shop out of the school, I think.

01:14:00.000 I don't think they do the welding anymore in school.

01:14:03.000 Wood shop.

01:14:03.000 I don't know what they do in school.

01:14:05.000 A lot of schools don't.

01:14:06.000 A lot of schools don't have that anymore.

01:14:07.000 There's a lot of liability issues to those things, too.

01:14:09.000 They don't wood shop anymore?

01:14:10.000 I don't think it's very common.

01:14:13.000 It's not something they teach kids how to use a hammer.

01:14:16.000 You go to school...

01:14:18.000 You should teach a kid how to work a hammer, a saw.

01:14:20.000 Well, I think, you know, this ebb and flow that we were talking about with technology and that people, some folks are kind of, like, bouncing back the other way and looking towards mechanical things and being in love with mechanical things.

01:14:31.000 I think that also is going to be said about working for big companies.

01:14:34.000 But I think that a lot of these people are going to get this feeling of, you know, like, man, I'm just lost in this sea of people, whereas I can...

01:14:42.000 Make kitchen knives.

01:14:44.000 I can make handmade kitchen knives in my garage over the weekend.

01:14:47.000 Start selling them, and then one day or another, eventually break through. 0.75

01:14:51.000 I got a website from Squarespace, and I put together this fucking knife collection, and now I'm selling them online, and now I'm independent. 0.86

01:14:57.000 And this cook is using them on TV. Chef Luigi's endorsed my... 0.90

01:15:01.000 No, you don't want that shit. 0.99

01:15:03.000 You want some handmade, like there's a company, there's a couple companies that have sent me Crestrell knives, Crestrell knives and Vement knives. 0.99

01:15:11.000 And there are companies that did the exact same thing.

01:15:13.000 They just started making knives and started selling them.

01:15:15.000 They were into knives.

01:15:16.000 They loved the beauty of the construction of the knives. 0.99

01:15:19.000 Vement knife, they made me this fucking big, crazy, cool thing. 0.94

01:15:22.000 It's like all the handles, all handmade. 0.96

01:15:25.000 When you see that someone can make a living doing that, and when you're chopping onions with something like that, or you're doing something in the kitchen, or you're using it for camping or hunting or something like that, it's like you're feeling like you have a piece of craftsmanship with you.

01:15:38.000 Awesome.

01:15:38.000 I love that.

01:15:39.000 What is that?

01:15:40.000 It's like a connection to the person who made it, right?

01:15:43.000 Yeah.

01:15:43.000 Like a more obvious connection.

01:15:45.000 Absolutely.

01:15:45.000 Like if you had a handmade, like my friend Ari went to China, he had a handmade suit.

01:15:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:15:50.000 Fucking handmade suit. 1.00

01:15:51.000 It fits perfect, man. 1.00

01:15:52.000 Yeah.

01:15:53.000 That's me.

01:15:54.000 And a guy made it.

01:15:55.000 There's something extra jazzy about the fact that you know that a guy made this for you.

01:15:59.000 It feels good.

01:16:00.000 That's right.

01:16:01.000 He took your proportions into consideration.

01:16:03.000 Yeah.

01:16:03.000 Because you're six feet tall, that doesn't mean that your knees are bending here or your stride is this or that.

01:16:09.000 And he's an artisan.

01:16:10.000 I mean, he's an artisan.

01:16:12.000 He creates a beautiful suit.

01:16:13.000 It's a work of art.

01:16:13.000 He gets a pleasure out of that.

01:16:15.000 See, that's back to that feeling of accomplishment, what you could feel like by making stuff.

01:16:20.000 I feel good about that.

01:16:22.000 Like what we do with the chambers.

01:16:25.000 We really put a lot of effort into the manufacturing of them and the products that we use, the parts, all of them.

01:16:32.000 Not that there's anything wrong with, you know, whatever.

01:16:35.000 We use no cheap parts.

01:16:37.000 There's nothing made in China, not that there's anything wrong with made in China, but we don't buy anything that's used in China for our stuff at all.

01:16:44.000 It's all either made here or North America somewhere. 0.82

01:16:48.000 We have a few European parts from German and Switzerland, but the rest of it's all made here in America.

01:16:54.000 Because of the quality.

01:16:55.000 We insist upon getting the best pieces.

01:16:58.000 And that was the guy you spoke about, Lilley, John Lilley, that invented these chambers in the beginning.

01:17:03.000 His doctrine or whatever it is, his perspective was that it was always better to buy or to implement or use the better quality pieces.

01:17:16.000 A piece of equipment then to create this what it is that it is.

01:17:21.000 I agree with that so much that the better it is, the better it is.

01:17:26.000 Just saying, oh, you can get away with it.

01:17:28.000 Oh, we could do it this way.

01:17:29.000 It's cheaper.

01:17:34.000 I find if you could figure out the best way to do things, that's the way to do it.

01:17:38.000 First class.

01:17:39.000 You got first class or no class.

01:17:40.000 You know what I mean?

01:17:41.000 These people come up with this thing.

01:17:42.000 Oh, it's a...

01:17:43.000 This is why I used to mix sound, right?

01:17:45.000 I do monitors, mix the stage.

01:17:48.000 I say, how is it?

01:17:50.000 I say, oh, it's okay.

01:17:51.000 Pretty good.

01:17:51.000 I say, no, no, no.

01:17:52.000 We don't do pretty good.

01:17:53.000 We don't do okay.

01:17:54.000 We get it just the way you want.

01:17:55.000 I'm going to have that in a second for you.

01:17:57.000 You just communicate with me.

01:17:58.000 And we'll have it just exactly the way you want that.

01:18:01.000 Not a problem.

01:18:02.000 Right.

01:18:02.000 Well, that's like many aspects of life.

01:18:04.000 There's some people that are happily half-assing things.

01:18:07.000 Yeah.

01:18:07.000 Just happily getting to the end of the day.

01:18:09.000 Can't stand it.

01:18:10.000 Slunk over, you know, slumped over and just tired. 1.00

01:18:14.000 And then there's other folks that, like you, who are fucking crazy. 1.00

01:18:18.000 Who figure out a way to invest an incredible amount of time to try to... 0.99

01:18:23.000 Renovate and reinvigorate this business that had kind of been forgotten about.

01:18:28.000 I mean, when you came along, there was like Samadhi tanks, and then there was a couple other ones that you could kind of find online, you know, that were made in Europe.

01:18:37.000 In Europe, it had a little bit more popularity in Europe.

01:18:40.000 Yeah, they had that Pathfinder, and then they had...

01:18:45.000 Let's see.

01:18:45.000 Oasis has been around since from the beginning.

01:18:48.000 Why was it more popular in Europe than it was in America?

01:18:51.000 You know...

01:18:51.000 Any ideas?

01:18:53.000 You know, I really don't know, to be honest with you.

01:18:56.000 It still wasn't popular.

01:18:58.000 I mean, it's still way more popular even now overseas.

01:19:01.000 Like, I get letters all the time from...

01:19:02.000 There's a new place that opened up in London.

01:19:04.000 I believe there's one in Manchester that opened up.

01:19:06.000 And I get messages from those guys all the time.

01:19:09.000 So I know they're opening up new ones.

01:19:12.000 So it's not like it's already there and established.

01:19:15.000 Well, that's what we were talking about earlier a little bit.

01:19:17.000 On the way over here, we had a chance to have a little brief discussion about the future in the industry there.

01:19:23.000 I got a chance to show you some of these rules and regulations now that have been pinned up by the various health agencies, NSF, National Sanitization Foundation.

01:19:38.000 Well, just explain that to people.

01:19:39.000 There's home tanks and then there's commercial tanks.

01:19:42.000 And people always, when I tell them, hey, you should go to the float lab and get in a tank, they go, wait a minute, somebody's been in that tank before me?

01:19:49.000 That is a very good question.

01:19:51.000 And that is a question that...

01:19:54.000 up until now hasn't been like completely thoroughly examined and your tanks like when people come over my house one of the things they always look at is like the back of the tank where all the equipment is set up and they go what the fuck is all that and I go well that one does ozone these ones are filters and like is that overkill I'm like I don't know what overkill is I don't know I'm not I'm not a I all I know is the tank is awesome crash makes the best tanks if he says it should be like this then it probably should be like this But when you talk to people that have other tanks,

01:20:22.000 they go, dude, I got like a little fucking spa pump. 0.96

01:20:24.000 I got a little spa pump that's about the size of a basketball, and that's it. 0.99

01:20:27.000 And you got like a JPL fucking setup back there with digital this and fucking control panel. 0.98

01:20:34.000 It just keeps getting more and more complicated as we get more and more involved with the authorities, like UL. Yes, and UL is what? 0.99

01:20:40.000 Underwriters Laboratory.

01:20:41.000 They do all electrical certification for any kind of stuff like this.

01:20:45.000 These people...

01:20:47.000 What had happened to mine, where mine shorted out, is fairly common.

01:20:50.000 I showed you the email, too, about this and that, these electrical issues.

01:20:54.000 Well, you got an email, without naming anybody, there was another manufacturer that makes pods, and his pod melted.

01:21:01.000 Into oblivion. 0.96

01:21:02.000 Yeah, he made some sort of a thing and it just fucking fell apart.

01:21:07.000 There's awesome ones out there. 0.83

01:21:09.000 We don't want to sling mud or anything.

01:21:11.000 For home use, it's a different thing.

01:21:13.000 And a lot of these people are taking these home use ones and they're using them for these commercial places. 0.96

01:21:18.000 And all these different people are going in there and who knows if they're jerking off. 0.92

01:21:22.000 Some of them probably, let's be honest. 0.97

01:21:25.000 And where's that going?

01:21:26.000 You know, it's like going through your little spa filter.

01:21:29.000 That's not enough for me, man.

01:21:30.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:21:31.000 Yeah, there's a video.

01:21:33.000 This is the video that Brian made.

01:21:34.000 Air is where the water is.

01:21:37.000 It doesn't feel... 0.94

01:21:37.000 Yeah, well, this is all the shit that I've already said before, I mean, earlier in this podcast. 0.94

01:21:42.000 Your voice sounds so different. 0.99

01:21:43.000 That was before I got my nose fixed, man.

01:21:45.000 Oh, wow.

01:21:46.000 And then on top of that, you can't hear anything because your ears are underwater.

01:21:49.000 Your face is floating above the water, but your ears are essentially...

01:21:53.000 We already said all this stuff.

01:21:55.000 But you can watch the video and you can kind of see it.

01:21:57.000 Yeah, my nose, when I got my nose opened up, changed my voice a little bit.

01:22:01.000 That's crazy.

01:22:02.000 But I can breathe out of my nose now.

01:22:04.000 Yay.

01:22:05.000 All right.

01:22:06.000 For all my life, dude, I had no nose. 1.00

01:22:09.000 My nose was a useless piece of shit. 0.99

01:22:10.000 It was just bad cartilage and scar tissue in there. 1.00

01:22:14.000 But now, beautiful.

01:22:15.000 Now I can smell when Brian's been smoking cigarettes, too.

01:22:19.000 Busted. 1.00

01:22:19.000 Smiling from a mile away, this motherfucker. 1.00

01:22:22.000 So that's the tank from, what is that video from, Brian? 1.00

01:22:25.000 What year was this?

01:22:26.000 Wow, that's a good question.

01:22:27.000 It's been a while.

01:22:28.000 2009, maybe?

01:22:29.000 Is it really that recent?

01:22:31.000 I think it's been more than that.

01:22:32.000 Maybe, I don't know.

01:22:33.000 Because this was tank number one.

01:22:35.000 Yeah, that's number one.

01:22:36.000 I can't tell by the way it's facing.

01:22:37.000 Yeah, this is another...

01:22:38.000 See, we're like 12 steps from that.

01:22:42.000 You know, Joe, we wanted to get over and switch it out for him because he deserves to have a more updated version.

01:22:50.000 He was okay with everything, but...

01:22:53.000 Once again, okay is not good.

01:22:55.000 I don't want to hear okay.

01:22:56.000 That's not okay with me.

01:22:58.000 Even if it's okay with you, still not okay with me.

01:23:02.000 We're so happy to be able to get you up to speak.

01:23:05.000 We still have some steps to go for you, though, too.

01:23:07.000 What are the steps?

01:23:10.000 This is the previous version now of what we have.

01:23:15.000 As time goes by...

01:23:17.000 Well, the one I have now is even bigger than the one that's in that video. 0.99

01:23:19.000 The one I have now is this weird fucking meat locker. 0.98

01:23:23.000 Beautiful. 0.99

01:23:24.000 We're working on it today.

01:23:25.000 It's seven feet tall.

01:23:26.000 Put some salt in it.

01:23:27.000 I mean, it's more than seven feet tall.

01:23:28.000 And I don't know how many feet wide.

01:23:30.000 Was it six?

01:23:30.000 Six, seven, and eight, I think, is what it is.

01:23:33.000 And that's a...

01:23:35.000 That's a great chamber there.

01:23:37.000 What's good is you're using it.

01:23:39.000 See, people, that's the first thing.

01:23:42.000 Oh, you know, I joined the gym.

01:23:44.000 What is that?

01:23:45.000 You've got to go to the gym.

01:23:47.000 You know what I mean?

01:23:48.000 Does it get a membership?

01:23:49.000 Oh, whoa.

01:23:50.000 Some of these people sit in their house and they don't use it.

01:23:56.000 It's hard, but people need something to jolt them out of their normal, everyday routine.

01:24:01.000 They need something to jolt them.

01:24:03.000 And they'll try one day.

01:24:05.000 Like, today I'm going to go to the gym. 1.00

01:24:06.000 And they work out, and the next day it's like, fuck it. 0.99

01:24:09.000 For whatever reason, it didn't catch fire. 0.99

01:24:11.000 But they want to improve.

01:24:12.000 You know, and that's the first step.

01:24:14.000 But the actually doing things.

01:24:17.000 People, a lot of folks, they discuss a lot of stuff.

01:24:20.000 They read about other people, all these things, and instead of like actually sit down and say, okay, what can I actually do today to make me do something that is of a value?

01:24:30.000 You know, rather than, you know, the criticizing of other people is really a...

01:24:36.000 This doesn't really help so much.

01:24:38.000 Well, it's fun though.

01:24:39.000 It's fun.

01:24:40.000 I love to do it.

01:24:42.000 Criticizing of other people is oftentimes a good sense of a source of entertainment.

01:24:46.000 It's an output too.

01:24:47.000 You say, oh man, I can't...

01:24:49.000 But you have to be careful of criticizing too much or getting only into the vein of criticism.

01:24:55.000 Consistently, constantly.

01:24:57.000 People that are smart...

01:25:01.000 I think one of the dumb choices that a lot of smart people make is to consistently and constantly look for the negative in things. 0.89

01:25:09.000 Consistently and constantly. 0.95

01:25:11.000 There's a lot of things you can focus on.

01:25:12.000 The negatives of things are always going to exist. 0.99

01:25:14.000 You're not stupid. 0.97

01:25:14.000 You see them. 0.97

01:25:15.000 But to constantly and consistently only rally against dumb things in pop culture over and over again. 0.53

01:25:22.000 At a certain point in time, I have to go, listen, we see it.

01:25:25.000 We see it, too.

01:25:26.000 Are you just angry about it?

01:25:28.000 That doesn't help anybody. 1.00

01:25:30.000 Either be funny or shut the fuck up, because we see it's dumb, too. 1.00

01:25:35.000 The funny part is best. 1.00

01:25:37.000 Make a joke.

01:25:40.000 To the good part of our culture.

01:25:42.000 Come up with something that's entertaining.

01:25:44.000 Come up with something that taps into what people would like to be getting.

01:25:50.000 Here's more on this one, if that one's empty.

01:25:52.000 I don't know.

01:25:53.000 Either way.

01:25:54.000 Thank you, my friend.

01:25:55.000 You're welcome.

01:25:58.000 One of the things that The Tank provides is this sort of introspective moment that I think a lot of folks are missing.

01:26:04.000 And sometimes people get caught in patterns.

01:26:07.000 And you can get caught up in a pattern of negativity.

01:26:09.000 You can get caught up in a pattern of depression.

01:26:11.000 You can get caught up in a pattern of regret.

01:26:13.000 You can get caught up in a pattern of friendships, of kindness.

01:26:17.000 You can get caught up in a pattern of affection.

01:26:19.000 You can get into good patterns, too.

01:26:22.000 You just have to reject the bad ones.

01:26:24.000 When they come along, don't indulge.

01:26:26.000 And be ready for those changes.

01:26:28.000 Be self-aware.

01:26:30.000 You go in there and you've got to look at yourself.

01:26:32.000 When I first started doing it, I didn't even know what it was or whatever, but...

01:26:37.000 I would be in there for an hour every day.

01:26:39.000 I would go in there and just beat myself up because I was a damaged goods.

01:26:43.000 No way.

01:26:44.000 Crash?

01:26:45.000 I'm not buying it.

01:26:47.000 Once upon a time.

01:26:48.000 I think you're being modest, sir.

01:26:50.000 Anyway.

01:26:51.000 But getting in there every day for me for one hour in the beginning...

01:26:55.000 See, I didn't even know what it was, but I knew that that's what I was...

01:26:57.000 So I'm in there and I'd beat myself up.

01:27:00.000 I'd come out of there.

01:27:01.000 I'd be beaten up and I'd get out and I'd go, wow.

01:27:04.000 I feel pretty good.

01:27:05.000 I could sit down and I used to have a PA out there. 0.58

01:27:08.000 I was in a ranch.

01:27:09.000 I had a ranch and a big screen and everything.

01:27:11.000 But I would come in there and I always need people around me and stimulation and stuff.

01:27:15.000 But I get out of that chamber, I come in all by myself and sit down and not turn nothing on and just sit there and feel actually relaxed without use of drugs.

01:27:25.000 Yeah.

01:27:26.000 I'm reliant on certain things in the past that make me feel different ways.

01:27:30.000 But the chamber now, it was able to affect the way I felt as a matter of factly without the use of any kind of additives.

01:27:40.000 And when I learned about that, that's quite impressive.

01:27:45.000 It's quite a game changer.

01:27:47.000 You know, you now have a window into yourself.

01:27:51.000 You can now go in and look at you and see what that is and then say, hey, woo, look at that, what that is over...

01:27:59.000 Same thing because you're aware of what you are and who you are, what you did and where you've been and whatnot like that, but you have to be willing to, you know, admit to all that, surrender, whatever, and then...

01:28:10.000 Pick yourself up and start to use what it is that you're able to figure out about what to do from here.

01:28:17.000 Exactly.

01:28:18.000 And stand by it.

01:28:19.000 Don't compromise.

01:28:20.000 And the tank tells you that.

01:28:22.000 The experience sort of...

01:28:24.000 Introduces you to yourself.

01:28:26.000 Yeah.

01:28:26.000 And there you are in this box, and you realize there's two parts of me.

01:28:30.000 There's this thing inside of me that apparently has better information, and then there's this thing outside that wants to get high or goes to go see chicks or do whatever you're going to want to do.

01:28:41.000 Go out and blah, blah, blah.

01:28:43.000 You eat too much.

01:28:43.000 People do different things.

01:28:45.000 Gamble.

01:28:46.000 Gambling.

01:28:47.000 All kinds of stuff.

01:28:48.000 Smoking cigarettes.

01:28:49.000 And we get a hit from that, you know?

01:28:51.000 Booze! 0.99

01:28:53.000 But the effect that these things have...

01:28:55.000 See, what they do is also...

01:28:57.000 They'll alter your perspective of yourself.

01:29:00.000 Sometimes you have these...

01:29:01.000 Sometimes you see how people are drunk and they're all like, ah, la, la, la, la, you know?

01:29:05.000 And they're really...

01:29:06.000 It kind of...

01:29:08.000 It gives them an impression that they're more happy to be around or something. 1.00

01:29:12.000 The drunker they get, the stupider they seem to be. 0.99

01:29:15.000 But they don't seem to evaluate themselves from that perspective. 1.00

01:29:18.000 They think they're more fun or something.

01:29:20.000 Yeah, self-evaluation is one of the hardest things to do, right?

01:29:23.000 It's one of the hardest things for a person to do, to step away from their whatever...

01:29:29.000 Inaccuracies they've been telling themselves to make themselves feel better about their life or their situation and then to force yourself to go, you know, this is not right.

01:29:38.000 This is this.

01:29:40.000 And society has an influence on you as well because you don't want to look too, like you're saying, you know, I can remember certain, I want to get into this, start talking about certain things and people go, oh, you know, I don't want to talk about that or whatever.

01:29:53.000 So you got to have a...

01:29:54.000 It's good to work on yourself.

01:29:56.000 I'm big on the selfishism.

01:29:58.000 I think...

01:29:58.000 What are you saying, though, about people not wanting to talk about certain things?

01:30:02.000 Like what kind of things?

01:30:03.000 Well...

01:30:04.000 Like conspiracy theories?

01:30:05.000 Yeah, stuff like that.

01:30:06.000 You know, kind of a negative thing.

01:30:07.000 Because when I was, you know, in Vegas, the same place, and the guy...

01:30:12.000 We're loading the show in, right?

01:30:14.000 And the truck driver goes, oh, there's the chem planes.

01:30:16.000 I go, what?

01:30:16.000 He goes, yeah, look at that.

01:30:18.000 And I go, oh, my...

01:30:19.000 I couldn't believe it.

01:30:20.000 There's airplanes spraying us, man.

01:30:21.000 I go...

01:30:22.000 Unbelievable.

01:30:22.000 So I was damaged goods from that.

01:30:25.000 That messed me up for years.

01:30:27.000 And he said he quit telling people about it because he's driving a truck.

01:30:30.000 They go, oh yeah, take another hit on the crack pipe.

01:30:32.000 Meanwhile, there it is right in front of you.

01:30:35.000 Yeah, he should stop telling people about it.

01:30:37.000 And he should just go on Google and find out what it actually is.

01:30:40.000 Then there was nothing.

01:30:41.000 This is like 15 years ago.

01:30:42.000 Well, it's not chemtrails.

01:30:45.000 See, this is where people are really confused.

01:30:47.000 It's just airplanes create artificial clouds in hazy environments.

01:30:50.000 If an airplane is going through the atmosphere and there's a certain amount of condensation, it creates an artificial cloud.

01:30:56.000 It just does.

01:30:57.000 The jet engine.

01:30:58.000 I mean, you should look into this more than anybody, because you've talked to me about this before, and I know that you probably have these ideas in your head About the government spraying things in the sky.

01:31:07.000 Oh, I didn't say the government.

01:31:08.000 I'm sure, whoever it is.

01:31:09.000 Airplanes.

01:31:10.000 Someone may have done that at some point in time.

01:31:13.000 Most likely has done that at some point in time.

01:31:16.000 But that's not what you're saying.

01:31:17.000 When you're seeing those clouds that go across, those are actual clouds.

01:31:20.000 They're clouds that are being made by jet engines.

01:31:22.000 Like, this has all been proven.

01:31:24.000 This is all scientific.

01:31:26.000 Everyone agrees on it.

01:31:27.000 There's no controversy about this at all when it comes to people who understand jet propellant I think?

01:31:51.000 Yeah.

01:32:07.000 The real chemtrail, this is one of the things that I said on my television show when we covered this, is that they're burning jet fuel in the sky.

01:32:15.000 That's the real chemtrail.

01:32:16.000 We're polluting the sky, and we just love it because we can get across the country in five hours.

01:32:22.000 And that's where guys like Elon Musk and these geniuses that want to create these...

01:32:26.000 Incredible high-speed trains.

01:32:27.000 That's why these guys are so amazing.

01:32:29.000 Because if they can figure out how to do that and use the same sort of technology that keeps Google cars safe, and if everybody can work together and make these, we might be able to change the environment.

01:32:38.000 Like the amount of jet fuel that we burn.

01:32:40.000 There's like thousands and thousands of flights every hour all across the country constantly going back and forth.

01:32:45.000 You know the rocket ships apparently take a lot of propulsion to get out.

01:32:49.000 Incredible amount.

01:32:50.000 People who work on the rocket ships, I talk to them, and they say, oh yeah, the The biggest thing is the pollution that's created.

01:32:57.000 When these things blast off the amount of whatever goes into the atmosphere.

01:33:02.000 Look, you see fire.

01:33:03.000 You don't ever see fire unless something that's not good is on fire.

01:33:09.000 Fire's coming out of a metal tube.

01:33:10.000 That's never good.

01:33:12.000 It's never good for the world.

01:33:13.000 What's good now is that people have that opportunity to investigate information.

01:33:18.000 That's why right now I think that ignorance and negligence are sort of the same thing.

01:33:24.000 People say, oh, I didn't know.

01:33:26.000 Well, you didn't know because you didn't care enough to look into it.

01:33:28.000 That is true, but sometimes you get caught in a situation where you don't...

01:33:32.000 Still don't understand, even after all the facts are in.

01:33:35.000 Well, you also have...

01:33:37.000 Contrary opinions back and forth.

01:33:39.000 Which is legitimate.

01:33:41.000 Especially when it comes to certain historical events.

01:33:43.000 There's a lot of people that want to talk about, like JFK is a good example.

01:33:47.000 There's a lot of people that love talking about conspiracies and they like to wrap that one up tight.

01:33:51.000 And when you have these conversations with them and you look at the contrary evidence on both sides, pro and con, it's like, wow, there's a lot of massive amounts of confusion as to what the actual events were.

01:34:02.000 So many people wanted him, Dad, that you couldn't pin the tail on that donkey no matter what.

01:34:08.000 He had multiple people that were upset with his actions.

01:34:12.000 Boy, would they be so lucky if it was just a lone nut.

01:34:15.000 Boy, would they be so lucky.

01:34:16.000 All those other people would be so lucky.

01:34:17.000 We would be so lucky because then this situation would have perpetuated to this point now.

01:34:22.000 If it was a lone nut back then and the system was actually fail-safe from situations like this?

01:34:27.000 I think with the 1960s and the death of Kennedy and the Kent State shootings and all that stuff, I mean, as tragic as it is for then and for those times, I think that ultimately that kind of stuff is sort of a reminder in a lot of ways to the people of today about how bad it can get if things get out of hand.

01:34:45.000 So when they start creeping up on these infringements on civil liberties and people start rising up, that's where you see things like us going to Syria gets shot down.

01:34:54.000 I mean, you see the entire country, both Democrat and Republican.

01:34:58.000 That was the first time that ever happened where they had made a plan to go in and invade something and they did not do it because of the voice of the public.

01:35:06.000 The voice of the whole public. 0.98

01:35:07.000 You know, it's like how many Republicans at this point in time are tired of fucking wars? 0.99

01:35:12.000 A blue suit, a green suit, a purple suit. 0.99

01:35:14.000 People are like, enough.

01:35:15.000 Thank you.

01:35:17.000 We're broke and we're not invading other countries.

01:35:19.000 And what for?

01:35:20.000 Exactly.

01:35:20.000 And we're not fixing the problems that we have at home.

01:35:22.000 How about the fact there's no water? 0.99

01:35:24.000 How about the fact that Texas, it hasn't rained in Texas in fucking years. 0.98

01:35:28.000 You know, California had like one rainfall over the past three or four months. 0.99

01:35:33.000 It's terrible.

01:35:34.000 I mean, that's something to consider. 0.99

01:35:35.000 It's something to think about where the fuck we're going to get our water from. 0.98

01:35:38.000 Desalienation plants, maybe. 1.00

01:35:40.000 Drain out that fucking goofy ocean. 1.00

01:35:41.000 Tire of those fish sucking up all the good water. 1.00

01:35:44.000 What's happening with the fish all dead off over there, too, everywhere?

01:35:47.000 What's going on with the fish?

01:35:48.000 That, a lot of times, is a side effect of pollution, too.

01:35:52.000 Or it could be a side effect of certain types of, like, fish need a certain oxygen level, and things can happen, and they develop dead zones in the water.

01:36:01.000 And there's no oxygen and all the fish just drowned.

01:36:04.000 You've seen that on the...

01:36:05.000 Yeah.

01:36:06.000 There's like gazillions of them, the hundreds of thousands here, there.

01:36:09.000 We looked all over the world, it seems like there's problems, but it could be just, you know, whatever.

01:36:13.000 I don't know.

01:36:14.000 Well, I think it's always happened, but it happens certainly because of pollution as well, I believe.

01:36:20.000 Absolutely.

01:36:20.000 Pollution is bad.

01:36:22.000 We don't need to say, oh, look, it's okay because it's only this amount or we got a can, we're containing it.

01:36:29.000 See, these are the containment systems, too.

01:36:31.000 What do they do with that stuff now?

01:36:32.000 They're stuffing it in the ground from waiting for Godzilla to come and eat it.

01:36:34.000 What is that all about?

01:36:35.000 We're going to collect this garbage and then plant it in the ground over here.

01:36:39.000 Well, that's what a little kid does.

01:36:40.000 You know, when you're sweeping up, it's in a cartoon. 0.99

01:36:43.000 You pick up the carpet and you sweep it under the carpet and you put that carpet down with no shit, you know? 0.98

01:36:48.000 Yeah, it's a very childish way. 0.91

01:36:50.000 But it's also the people that were alive that implemented these systems, they're not alive anymore.

01:36:56.000 And when they were our age, it was a completely different era.

01:37:01.000 And then when you go back to look at the distance between us and the 1940s, go back and look at the 1940s and the distance between them and the same amount of time, and you're in the 1800s.

01:37:14.000 Okay, you're in the times where people were riding horses and they had to paint their pictures.

01:37:20.000 That's how much distance has traveled.

01:37:22.000 I mean, we really, if you go back to 1940 and you look at those guys that are running the space program or look at those guys that were involved in the nuclear program, how old were they?

01:37:31.000 They were in their 40s?

01:37:32.000 Let's say they're in their 40s.

01:37:33.000 Let's say that they were born in the year 1900, and they were designing and working on all these crazy technological innovations from the time.

01:37:42.000 If you went back from them to as far as us looking at the 1940s, you would be, what, 60s, 74 years?

01:37:50.000 So 74 years before that. 0.92

01:37:52.000 So 74 years before that is 18-fucking-26. 0.79

01:37:56.000 Yeah. 0.94

01:37:57.000 That's crazy.

01:37:59.000 They got a horse.

01:38:00.000 Stop and think about that.

01:38:02.000 Their 1940 world to us, what we consider the 1940 world, is the early 1800s to them.

01:38:12.000 It's essentially two decades or two centuries away.

01:38:16.000 And that's on just the regular ratio.

01:38:20.000 When you start to consider the exponential type situation, the growth is magnified as it goes on.

01:38:29.000 It continues to expand itself out.

01:38:31.000 No doubt.

01:38:32.000 I mean, the growth and change between 1820 and 1940 was nothing compared to 1940 to 2010. I mean, this is madness.

01:38:41.000 Well, then you look ahead and you say, oh boy.

01:38:43.000 Yeah, I know.

01:38:44.000 It's going to be really weird.

01:38:45.000 But it's just so strange that we're still running on the momentum of these people's ideas as far as storage of nuclear weapons, storage of nuclear waste.

01:38:56.000 Reset.

01:38:56.000 Is there a reset button?

01:38:57.000 Fascinating, though, really.

01:38:58.000 Bring some kids in.

01:38:59.000 I agree wholeheartedly, but also as a person who's not involved in creating nuclear technology or not involved in any of that, I find it fascinating just as an observer looking at it all like, wow, this is really an interesting scenario because it was created by these incredible geniuses that lived as long ago as 1820-something to them.

01:39:19.000 I mean, that is really hard to believe.

01:39:22.000 It's really hard to believe.

01:39:23.000 What's hard to believe is that we're still operating on that same mechanism.

01:39:27.000 Exactly.

01:39:27.000 It's really hard to believe.

01:39:28.000 And it's hard to believe that we still have, like, garbage dumps.

01:39:31.000 We have, like, dumps?

01:39:32.000 Like, what?

01:39:32.000 Like, we have dumps.

01:39:34.000 We take all the garbage, we throw it over there. 0.99

01:39:36.000 And then those dumps become fucking disasters. 1.00

01:39:40.000 We went to a garbage dump. 1.00

01:39:41.000 We filmed something for the man show at a garbage dump once.

01:39:44.000 It was horrible. 1.00

01:39:45.000 It was a horrible, fucking disgusting place. 1.00

01:39:47.000 What do they do? 1.00

01:39:47.000 Dig a hole and dump the... 1.00

01:39:48.000 Throw all the shit in there and it stinks. 1.00

01:39:50.000 Just keep digging holes? 1.00

01:39:51.000 It fucking stinks, dude. 1.00

01:39:53.000 They just cover it up with dirt and it's disgusting. 1.00

01:39:55.000 Doesn't the fume, the methane or whatever, build up if you put it under the ground?

01:40:01.000 That's a good question.

01:40:02.000 I don't know.

01:40:03.000 I don't know.

01:40:03.000 I mean, methane comes from biological waste, doesn't it?

01:40:05.000 Somebody was telling us that this guy took a...

01:40:08.000 A mouse.

01:40:09.000 And he made an art thing, and he covered up the mouse with the resin, right?

01:40:14.000 And then the mouse was running through the resin, apparently, until it couldn't go no further, right?

01:40:20.000 He was, like, stuck in the resin, the mouse was.

01:40:23.000 That's an art piece? 1.00

01:40:23.000 That's an asshole. 1.00

01:40:25.000 That's an asshole. 1.00

01:40:26.000 He glued a mouse. 1.00

01:40:27.000 Yeah, it is.

01:40:28.000 So it's inside of this thing now.

01:40:29.000 And then they were in the house.

01:40:31.000 One day, it was up on the inside.

01:40:33.000 It exploded.

01:40:34.000 It exploded.

01:40:35.000 It was made out of plastic glass stuff, and it exploded.

01:40:40.000 The mouse was off-gassing from inside of it, and the mouse created so much gas, it blew this whole thing up all over the place, the guy told me.

01:40:50.000 Whoa.

01:40:51.000 From the mouse being stuck in there, the gas that was...

01:40:55.000 Off-gassing as it died, you know?

01:40:57.000 You know the smell you smell?

01:40:58.000 He said the house smelled like that, too.

01:41:00.000 Was you there for that?

01:41:01.000 I forget who was telling me now, but somebody had to come and do the mop down on the house and everything.

01:41:06.000 That seems like an unnecessary experiment.

01:41:09.000 You've got to remember that.

01:41:09.000 Next time you're messing around with some mice, don't stick them in some plastic.

01:41:14.000 They don't do well.

01:41:15.000 Well, there's plastics that they can make from plant material, something a lot of people aren't aware of.

01:41:21.000 You can make plastic from hemp.

01:41:23.000 Yeah?

01:41:23.000 Yeah, it's a biodegradable plastic you can make from hemp.

01:41:27.000 Ford made a whole car, right?

01:41:29.000 Yeah, Ford made the first car.

01:41:31.000 The fenders are made out of hemp, and you can hit it with a hammer.

01:41:34.000 Hemp is the weirdest plant ever.

01:41:35.000 I know I sound like a hippie when I start talking great about marijuana, but forget about marijuana.

01:41:40.000 The psychoactive benefits of marijuana, I've gone into in depth.

01:41:44.000 I think there's a real benefit to people.

01:41:46.000 I hear people saying, oh, you know, kids, and what about the kids?

01:41:50.000 What about the kids? 0.99

01:41:51.000 What about the kids with fucking anything? 1.00

01:41:53.000 Kids can die from aspirin. 1.00

01:41:54.000 Kids can die if they have a contest to see who eats more salt. 1.00

01:41:58.000 Kids can die doing a lot of fucking shit, you know? 1.00

01:42:00.000 It's not about kids. 1.00

01:42:01.000 It's about responsible use of adults.

01:42:05.000 If it's your kid, you have an obligation to educate your children, do the best you can to protect them from the dangers of this world.

01:42:13.000 All drugs are a part of that, including hundreds of legal ones that are available right now that can kill your children.

01:42:20.000 So that's not the issue.

01:42:22.000 Marijuana is a minor, minor, minor issue when it comes to health and safety.

01:42:27.000 It's a major issue when it comes to consciousness and maybe even more so when it comes to the implementation of hemp as a commodity.

01:42:35.000 Hemp for paper, hemp for building materials, hemp for automobile panels that are lighter and more durable. 0.98

01:42:42.000 Henry Ford figured that shit out at the turn of the 20th century. 0.98

01:42:47.000 He was doing that. 0.99

01:42:49.000 In the early 1900s, this guy had figured that out.

01:42:52.000 Do you see the pants they make out of it and the shirts and everything?

01:42:55.000 And they're durable.

01:42:57.000 They're way more durable than cotton.

01:42:59.000 And now it also has one of the best root systems.

01:43:01.000 So what would it be a good idea to do is where you have these erosion problems.

01:43:07.000 If they plant weed in there, the rooting system...

01:43:10.000 Hemp.

01:43:10.000 You've got to say hemp.

01:43:11.000 You've got to say hemp.

01:43:11.000 When you say weed, they think you're a hippie and you want to get high.

01:43:13.000 Oh, you know.

01:43:15.000 That's just...

01:43:16.000 I'm just kidding.

01:43:17.000 That's in your own safety of your house.

01:43:19.000 Yes.

01:43:19.000 But this other stuff, you could put outside and let it grow.

01:43:21.000 Well, hemp is a very strange plant.

01:43:24.000 There's really no plant like it on Earth.

01:43:26.000 And it's incredibly hard and dense, but very light as well.

01:43:29.000 The seeds, they make that omega-3 and the omega-6.

01:43:33.000 Mm-hmm.

01:43:34.000 It's like...

01:43:34.000 Well, the protein, too.

01:43:35.000 Hemp protein is the most easily digestible protein.

01:43:39.000 It's a fantastic plant.

01:43:39.000 We sell it on it.

01:43:41.000 We sell hemp force.

01:43:41.000 You have a hemp protein supplement?

01:43:43.000 We bought the best hemp you can get.

01:43:45.000 It's really fine.

01:43:46.000 It's very high in protein.

01:43:47.000 It's the most expensive, but it's the best.

01:43:49.000 And a lot of people don't like the taste.

01:43:50.000 I think it tastes delicious, but I always fix it up with coconut water.

01:43:54.000 I just throw a banana, coconut water, and hemp force into a blender, and that's how I do it.

01:43:59.000 Yeah.

01:44:00.000 You're off to the races.

01:44:00.000 It digests easy.

01:44:02.000 The thing about, like, I like a lot of different protein powders, but I feel like the vegetable proteins, I like pea protein, there's a Vega that is a, I think it's an all-vegan-based protein powder, all-plant-based protein powder that I like too.

01:44:14.000 I like that.

01:44:15.000 I like those because they digest very easily.

01:44:18.000 You're getting the impact from it.

01:44:19.000 Yeah, I think it's also very easy on the body.

01:44:22.000 Whereas I feel like whey protein, which is also very effective, but it's made from whey, which is made from milk products.

01:44:29.000 It doesn't quite digest as easily.

01:44:32.000 I feel like it makes my farts stinkier too.

01:44:34.000 The hemp keeps that, so everybody's happy about that there.

01:44:37.000 Hemp's clean, clean, easy.

01:44:38.000 My body has no problem digesting it.

01:44:41.000 And it's illegal to grow in America.

01:44:43.000 We buy it from Canada.

01:44:44.000 It always seemed unbelievable. 1.00

01:44:45.000 It's so stupid. 1.00

01:44:46.000 When I was a kid, I used to say to my mom, hey, what is wrong with this stuff? 1.00

01:44:50.000 And she said, oh, well, it's illegal.

01:44:51.000 And that was the best they could come up with?

01:44:53.000 That's not even an answer.

01:44:54.000 Well, that doesn't even work with hemp, because hemp can't get you high. 1.00

01:44:57.000 It's just a plant.

01:44:58.000 Well, I was worried about the other part.

01:44:59.000 But growing hemp is like growing pine trees.

01:45:02.000 What if someone came along and said you can't grow pine trees?

01:45:04.000 No more pine trees.

01:45:05.000 You can't make pine tables.

01:45:07.000 You can't make pine bed stands.

01:45:09.000 No more pine.

01:45:10.000 You'd be like, what are you talking about?

01:45:12.000 I can't grow pine?

01:45:13.000 Or roses. 0.99

01:45:14.000 It's fucking crazy. 0.99

01:45:14.000 Can't grow any rose bushes. 0.99

01:45:15.000 They're trying to snuff out, but the preposterousness of pine is a good one because it's so readily available.

01:45:21.000 Well, if marijuana was legal, it could be as readily available as pine trees. 1.00

01:45:26.000 The shit grows everywhere. 1.00

01:45:27.000 It fucking grows everywhere. 1.00

01:45:29.000 And for the past hundred years almost, there's been this ridiculous boycott on this magical plant. 1.00

01:45:36.000 Phew.

01:45:37.000 It's a magical plant.

01:45:38.000 If it didn't exist and someone told you about it from another planet, we would be sending spaceships out to get it. 0.97

01:45:43.000 If we found that there was pot growing on the moon, and if the astronauts went to the moon and they came back with a plant, and over the next decade they analyzed this plant and found it to have a million different uses, psychoactively, medically, to treat PTSD, interocular pressure from fucking...

01:46:01.000 Glaucoma to give people their appetite back when they're going through chemo. 0.99

01:46:05.000 You go through a laundry list of benefits that this fucking alien plant had. 0.99

01:46:10.000 What's that virgin guy, Richard Branson? 0.99

01:46:12.000 He'd be sending spaceships out to the moon with farmers. 0.97

01:46:15.000 They'd have Mexicans in space flying to the moon to harvest the marijuana and bring it back home. 1.00

01:46:20.000 And we got it here!

01:46:22.000 Yeah, and we got it here! 0.99

01:46:23.000 And these cunts are trying to keep it illegal. 1.00

01:46:24.000 It's amazing how... 1.00

01:46:25.000 These dummies, like that Chris Christie dummy. 0.99

01:46:27.000 I don't understand it. 0.99

01:46:29.000 Well, I understand. 0.91

01:46:29.000 It's dummies. 0.91

01:46:30.000 They rail against it. 0.95

01:46:32.000 They rail.

01:46:33.000 They rally.

01:46:34.000 They scream.

01:46:35.000 They cry.

01:46:35.000 We've got to go back to the thing about these corporate guys.

01:46:36.000 What we need to do is have them on the right side.

01:46:38.000 They need to get high.

01:46:39.000 They need to just chill down and say, listen, hey, okay, we're going to do what we can do to make things better.

01:46:45.000 Yes.

01:46:45.000 And get on board.

01:46:46.000 And then people say, hey.

01:46:47.000 And the best way is for you to get high.

01:46:49.000 You've got to grab them.

01:46:50.000 Yeah.

01:46:50.000 Or sell that stuff.

01:46:52.000 Don't grab it.

01:46:53.000 Make it.

01:46:53.000 Say, listen, we use it in our product now.

01:46:55.000 We use this stuff because we found it's better than what we used to use.

01:46:59.000 Well, I think there's a lot of things that could be done to make people overall, just overall in this country, just a wee bit healthier.

01:47:07.000 Just a little bit of a change in the dial and the direction that we're all going.

01:47:10.000 Like I remember Anthony Robbins, who although I've made fun of inspirational guys, I think is actually a very inspirational guy.

01:47:16.000 I think Anthony Robbins has some really good advice.

01:47:20.000 I've read a bunch of different things that he said back when I was competing in my martial arts days.

01:47:24.000 I actually benefited very much from a lot of his...

01:47:28.000 He had audiobooks I'd listen to by the pool when I lived in a shitty apartment.

01:47:31.000 And one of the things that he said was that if...

01:47:35.000 It would take into consideration two cars that are going in a certain direction.

01:47:39.000 If one of them just has a very slight variation off the line, just a slight, over the course of time, the distance that it goes from the original direction it was going to is vast.

01:47:50.000 Just a small change.

01:47:52.000 Just a small adjustment.

01:47:53.000 And I think that could be said not just of cars that are driving parallel to each other, but of a culture.

01:47:58.000 And I think that if something like the tank came along and the tank in conjunction with this newfound...

01:48:06.000 Refusal to accept the marijuana laws.

01:48:08.000 There's a newfound refusal.

01:48:10.000 And now Colorado, there was an article that was written that came out today.

01:48:14.000 I think it came out today.

01:48:16.000 I found out about it today.

01:48:17.000 I retweeted it today from Reset Me, which is our friend Amber Lyon's website.

01:48:22.000 And essentially, it's talking about how Colorado has made more money and had less crime.

01:48:29.000 And the taxes, too, for the school?

01:48:31.000 Six months.

01:48:31.000 Read about the school.

01:48:32.000 Yeah.

01:48:32.000 They gave them.9 million or something for the school system?

01:48:35.000 The woman who wrote it, her name is Laura Pegram, and yeah, it came out on the 27th, so that was three days ago.

01:48:42.000 They put money into school?

01:48:43.000 Yeah.

01:48:44.000 Can you imagine that?

01:48:45.000 They're doing something on the planet that's putting money into schools, and they have a problem with this?

01:48:51.000 And it's empowering people to start their own business, the right people.

01:48:56.000 People who are into weed, they're going to start their own businesses and get rich.

01:49:00.000 That would be a weird thing when weed farmers are a bunch of rich people running around funding schools. 1.00

01:49:06.000 Weed farmers are paying for the police to have better facilities. 0.79

01:49:10.000 Weed farmers are paying for the fire department to be better equipped. 0.98

01:49:13.000 Weed farmers are paying for the teachers to make more money.

01:49:16.000 It's not just a pipe dream.

01:49:18.000 Weed farmers are working with the community and the officials in the community to create a situation.

01:49:25.000 These guys could be major influences on the entire...

01:49:28.000 At this part, right in the podcast, people that are listening who are not into weed are like, that!

01:49:32.000 That's it.

01:49:33.000 That's it. 0.99

01:49:33.000 I'm fucking hanging up. 0.99

01:49:34.000 This stuff's a fucking indoctrination. 1.00

01:49:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:49:37.000 All right, well.

01:49:38.000 Even if you don't want to smoke weed, how could you ever say that $100 million in cash revenue, $100 million is not a great thing, that you get that kind of taxes from your first year, and who knows where this is going to go.

01:49:51.000 It could easily double by the second year.

01:49:53.000 So then you got $200 million in tax revenue?

01:49:56.000 Oh my goodness.

01:49:57.000 And then they focus where it went.

01:49:58.000 How much of the tax that you paid last month went to the school system?

01:50:03.000 Who knows?

01:50:04.000 How much did the school get?

01:50:06.000 I don't care about anything else.

01:50:08.000 Colorado's not that big.

01:50:09.000 No.

01:50:09.000 I mean, it's big, but it's not like the amount of people as California has.

01:50:14.000 Right.

01:50:14.000 Not even close.

01:50:15.000 So you spread that money out.

01:50:16.000 Yeah.

01:50:17.000 If you got...

01:50:17.000 Oh, so there's 800 kids and they made $1,000 or whatever.

01:50:21.000 Dude, do you know how much money marijuana would make in California if they just...

01:50:26.000 Just sent it loose.

01:50:28.000 Just set it loose.

01:50:29.000 Just unleashed it.

01:50:30.000 Fully legal.

01:50:32.000 Let's go.

01:50:32.000 I mean, just the medical industry here is so gigantic.

01:50:37.000 There's businesses where doctors just give people weed prescriptions.

01:50:40.000 That's all they do.

01:50:41.000 That's all they do.

01:50:42.000 They have a line of people with headaches out the door.

01:50:44.000 Shh, shh, shh.

01:50:46.000 That's their business.

01:50:47.000 Everybody's paying 40 bucks and they're keeping it moving.

01:50:49.000 And that's legal.

01:50:50.000 I mean, what they've done legally is crazy.

01:50:53.000 If they made it fully legal, if they just said, release the hounds, it would change the culture.

01:50:59.000 It really would.

01:50:59.000 And it would help a lot of people.

01:51:01.000 It would help a lot of people that are resisting it.

01:51:03.000 It would help a lot of athletes.

01:51:04.000 And the big one that would help a lot of athletes is edible.

01:51:07.000 Edible marijuana for inflammation, for injuries, for relaxation, for stretching.

01:51:13.000 Just for your body.

01:51:14.000 Just forget about the psychoactive effects of introspection and self-analysis and all that other stuff that comes with eating it.

01:51:22.000 There's physical benefits that would be pretty substantial.

01:51:24.000 Nutritional benefits.

01:51:26.000 There's the nutrition.

01:51:27.000 You already talked about that.

01:51:28.000 You can eat it.

01:51:28.000 It's really good for you.

01:51:29.000 Super healthy.

01:51:30.000 Great for your skin. 0.59

01:51:31.000 Hemp oil is good for your skin.

01:51:32.000 You can cook with it.

01:51:33.000 It's crazy.

01:51:33.000 You can make a car with it.

01:51:35.000 Yeah, you can run a car on it.

01:51:36.000 You can run a car.

01:51:37.000 You can burn hemp oil. 0.73

01:51:38.000 The whole thing is so ridiculous that if you looked at it on paper and it wasn't the case...

01:51:43.000 Someone said, hey, we have this stuff. 0.92

01:51:44.000 We just figured it out today.

01:51:45.000 It's called a slippery whatever, and we have it.

01:51:49.000 Well, it would be a great plot for a book.

01:51:52.000 If there was a company that somehow or another managed to plot against one of the most beneficial plants on Earth and suppressed the development and use of it for almost a century.

01:52:03.000 If that was a book, you would be captivated by this plot.

01:52:08.000 Could this happen?

01:52:09.000 Is this possible that one of the most beneficial plants ever known to man could be stifled?

01:52:13.000 They might have known about it in the beginning and then cut it off, like say, uh-oh, this stuff could catch on.

01:52:19.000 I think that what happens is, one of the things that happens is when anything is illegal and then you start arresting people for that thing, you make a business out of arresting people for that thing.

01:52:29.000 You make a business out of that thing being illegal and then, like we were talking about before, when those guys are out of a job, they're just out of a job.

01:52:36.000 So they'll fight to keep their fucking job and one of the best ways to keep your job is to keep more things illegal. 0.95

01:52:40.000 If you're a guy who arrests people for shit, You want to make sure that more things like marijuana stay illegal, especially the DEA. What would they do if marijuana became legal? 0.99

01:52:52.000 And then people would have to start considering all sorts of other drugs becoming legal as well.

01:52:58.000 Maybe they could figure out how to direct the business aspects of it.

01:53:04.000 Just take this money now, and we'll have a...

01:53:08.000 An agency, let's say, that works directly with these people that then, you know, maybe then they could have a place in being helpful, you know?

01:53:18.000 Yeah.

01:53:18.000 I mean, obviously, folks, this is not something that we thought on in advance.

01:53:21.000 We're trying to work this shit out on the fly. 0.96

01:53:23.000 It's not the best way to design a government. 0.99

01:53:26.000 But it might be better than what's already in place. 0.99

01:53:28.000 You know, what's already in place is just fucking silly. 0.98

01:53:31.000 You can't tell people they can't have weed. 0.99

01:53:32.000 Stop it.

01:53:34.000 It's not very nice to involve yourself in other people's business like that when they're not involved in yours. 1.00

01:53:40.000 Especially if you're ignorant. 0.97

01:53:43.000 When I was first starting to work for the UFC, I would often encounter these articles that were written that were critical of mixed martial arts. 0.98

01:53:50.000 And I could tell by reading the article that the person who was writing it had no idea what they were talking about.

01:53:55.000 They didn't understand the sport from a fundamental level.

01:53:57.000 They were incorrect about the rules.

01:53:59.000 They were incorrect about what was allowed.

01:54:02.000 They were incorrect about the size of the participants, that they were one size against all.

01:54:07.000 They didn't know.

01:54:09.000 They were acting on really old information, really bad information.

01:54:13.000 But yet here they are writing for some life.

01:54:15.000 Having an opinion.

01:54:16.000 Well, and writing it in a published form where they're spreading it out to the world.

01:54:20.000 That's what they're doing when it comes to psychedelics.

01:54:22.000 It's like no appreciation.

01:54:23.000 It's like having a guy do a wine review that's never had any wine.

01:54:30.000 Yeah, well, you know, I'll do you one better.

01:54:32.000 Anybody that is trying to get anything like marijuana or mushrooms or any of these things removed from the culture and has no experience in them whatsoever is like a guy who's never had sex trying to make sex illegal. 0.61

01:54:45.000 It's mean. 0.98

01:54:47.000 Well, it's insane.

01:54:48.000 It's insane that anybody allows it. 0.99

01:54:50.000 If someone who has never had sex before tried to make sex illegal to all of us that enjoy sex, you'd be like, are you crazy? 0.95

01:54:56.000 It's like one of my favorite things. 0.98

01:54:58.000 Like, why would you cut the sex out? 0.97

01:55:00.000 Because I don't get sex, so you don't get sex. 0.98

01:55:02.000 I don't like it. 0.99

01:55:03.000 I don't appreciate it. 0.98

01:55:04.000 It rots your brain.

01:55:05.000 It weakens your knees.

01:55:06.000 And someone could just... 0.71

01:55:08.000 Somehow or another trick people into not having sex.

01:55:11.000 Obviously sex is a natural urge.

01:55:13.000 Marijuana is something that you learn about.

01:55:15.000 But they're both beneficial and enjoyable aspects of this beautiful thing called life. 0.99

01:55:22.000 And for whatever fucking reason, we've allowed these dummies that are obviously... 0.99

01:55:26.000 Like you look at a guy like Newt Gringrich. 0.99

01:55:27.000 Dude, you don't get to tell me anything.

01:55:30.000 You don't get to tell me what to do or how to live at all!

01:55:34.000 You don't get to.

01:55:35.000 I don't believe in you.

01:55:37.000 I think you're a corporate puppet, and you don't get to tell me that pot's bad.

01:55:41.000 When I look at Chris Christie, you're 300 pounds, you don't get to give advice.

01:55:45.000 You don't get to give advice.

01:55:47.000 Oh, marijuana rots the brain. 1.00

01:55:49.000 What about your fucking brain that's allowed you to balloon up like another animal? 1.00

01:55:53.000 You don't even look like a human. 1.00

01:55:55.000 You look like some sloth, some walrus-type creature that's waddled out of the ocean and put on big pants. 1.00

01:56:02.000 You're a ridiculous person. 1.00

01:56:03.000 You can't talk about marijuana. 1.00

01:56:04.000 You don't experience it. 1.00

01:56:06.000 If you don't experience it on a regular basis, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 0.99

01:56:09.000 And that's the problem that we have in our culture. 0.99

01:56:12.000 We have these people that are giving advice on something that they have no experience with.

01:56:17.000 We're over mixed up in other civilizations.

01:56:20.000 These people, they are operating for thousands or hundreds, whatever it is.

01:56:23.000 Exactly.

01:56:23.000 And we're going to come over there and say, hey, here we are now.

01:56:25.000 We're going to tell you guys what to...

01:56:26.000 We need humility from people that are leading.

01:56:29.000 That's a very important thing.

01:56:30.000 So when someone takes a big, strong stance on something that they don't have experience with, or they don't have full knowledge of, like he was talking about something...

01:56:37.000 Study that they've come out with that marijuana affects the brain.

01:56:41.000 Yeah, it affects the brain, but they don't know if it's good or bad.

01:56:44.000 Did you read that part of it?

01:56:46.000 They don't understand what the effects are, what the negative effects are.

01:56:48.000 But other than short-term memory loss, no one's demonstrated anything really bad. 0.99

01:56:53.000 But a lot of positive shit. 0.99

01:56:55.000 Tumor shrinkage. 0.99

01:56:57.000 All sorts of medical benefits that deal with inflammation and relieving of pressure.

01:57:02.000 For a lot of people, it's super beneficial.

01:57:05.000 Short memory is good.

01:57:06.000 Short memory, not so held up on your...

01:57:08.000 Oh, I hate that.

01:57:09.000 Forget it.

01:57:10.000 It's over.

01:57:11.000 Let it go.

01:57:11.000 Short memory, I like that.

01:57:13.000 I got some details there later that come up with me when I need them. 0.57

01:57:17.000 You don't carry garbage around your head all day long. 0.99

01:57:20.000 Some father knows best shit is what it is. 1.00

01:57:22.000 I mean, we're watching Leave it to Beaver. 1.00

01:57:24.000 We're just watching a less ridiculous form of it.

01:57:28.000 It's a more modern person. 0.61

01:57:30.000 They're imposing an incorrect moral value on you.

01:57:33.000 They've decided what is right and what's wrong.

01:57:35.000 Without having enough information to even have...

01:57:38.000 A valid perspective.

01:57:40.000 Well, the gall of a man to say that another man should not be able to legally buy something as innocuous as marijuana is so enraging. 1.00

01:57:49.000 Who the fuck are you? 1.00

01:57:51.000 You can't smoke a joint somewhere by yourself? 1.00

01:57:54.000 Especially a person who placates themselves, obviously. 1.00

01:57:57.000 You're not some militant fucking like the gunny and full metal jacket. 0.99

01:58:03.000 What does placate mean? 1.00

01:58:03.000 Placate. 1.00

01:58:04.000 I don't know that word.

01:58:06.000 Placid.

01:58:07.000 What's the best way to describe placid?

01:58:09.000 To make someone placid.

01:58:11.000 Believe it.

01:58:11.000 Pretend like you're that way?

01:58:13.000 No.

01:58:13.000 Here, I'll give you a perfect.

01:58:15.000 To make someone less angry.

01:58:17.000 Placid.

01:58:17.000 I think it's based on placid.

01:58:19.000 Oh, okay.

01:58:19.000 But to try to calm you down.

01:58:21.000 Right, right, right, right, right.

01:58:22.000 Sorry.

01:58:23.000 You lost my train of thought.

01:58:24.000 No, no.

01:58:24.000 I'm sorry.

01:58:24.000 I have a limited vocabulary in certain areas.

01:58:26.000 Okay.

01:58:26.000 But you don't, though.

01:58:27.000 You have a very high technological vocabulary.

01:58:30.000 I like to ask questions, so now I have that word in my repertoire as well.

01:58:34.000 Placate.

01:58:35.000 Placate the masses. 0.94

01:58:35.000 You know that expression? 0.94

01:58:36.000 You've heard that expression?

01:58:37.000 Like, calm the masses down?

01:58:38.000 I think I've heard the word, but never really understood what...

01:58:42.000 What was I saying, though?

01:58:42.000 What was I saying?

01:58:43.000 About the people.

01:58:45.000 Oh, that he placates his body.

01:58:47.000 Obviously, he gives in to his urges.

01:58:49.000 In order to be that big, you have to be indulgent.

01:58:52.000 There's no way.

01:58:53.000 So he's got issues.

01:58:54.000 So anybody that's got some obvious issue like that, like, man, you're not allowed to dictate health and consumption policies.

01:59:02.000 Behavior, even.

01:59:03.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:59:03.000 It's ridiculous. 0.96

01:59:04.000 Your behavior is poor. 1.00

01:59:05.000 Yeah, it's ridiculous. 1.00

01:59:06.000 You can't even get control on yourself.

01:59:07.000 It's also against the current data.

01:59:11.000 There's no real consensus that shows any sort of significant dangers involved in the consumption of that plant.

01:59:20.000 Certainly not like some of these other ones that have how many dead this year?

01:59:23.000 Yeah, but you know what?

01:59:25.000 Those other ones are fine too. 0.98

01:59:26.000 I don't have a problem with aspirin being around, but aspirin will fuck you up if you get crazy with it. 0.99

01:59:31.000 You're your own architect. 0.99

01:59:34.000 A lot of people die every year from aspirin.

01:59:37.000 Aspirin kills people. 1.00

01:59:39.000 Nobody wants to think about that, but people can die from a lot of dumb shit. 1.00

01:59:43.000 That doesn't make any sense. 1.00

01:59:44.000 It's available everywhere.

01:59:46.000 Our issue is education and honesty.

01:59:48.000 And if you're not honest about something as innocuous as marijuana, then why am I going to trust you about anything else? 1.00

01:59:55.000 Where's the dangerous shit? 0.99

01:59:56.000 Oh, we're keeping that legal because it's always been legal? 1.00

02:00:01.000 Well, I'm not saying you should make that illegal, but you've got to let the less dangerous shit in, too. 0.98

02:00:05.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:00:05.000 And what if the less dangerous shit changes the way people look at everything, including the dangerous shit? 0.99

02:00:10.000 Right. 0.99

02:00:10.000 And that's a real possibility that psychedelics offer to a lot of people that are addicted to diseases. 0.99

02:00:15.000 A lot of people that have PTSD, that are addicted to diseases, have had extreme benefits from psychedelics.

02:00:23.000 It's a legal crash!

02:00:24.000 You know, see, that's like I told you in the beginning of this.

02:00:28.000 My mom used to say, oh, what does that mean?

02:00:30.000 I don't even understand what that is.

02:00:31.000 Look, I'm ranting too much.

02:00:32.000 I just get upset.

02:00:33.000 And I apologize to anybody who's heard this before.

02:00:35.000 I can't help it at a certain point in time.

02:00:37.000 It hits me and I'm so confused by it.

02:00:41.000 I feel like I need to repeat it.

02:00:43.000 It's the worst part of where we're at.

02:00:45.000 It's a bottleneck.

02:00:47.000 One of the worst parts is this lack of understanding about what should and shouldn't be happening to us.

02:00:52.000 Whether it's our government committing to wars or whether it's the people's emails being spied upon or whether it's people being forced to not consume certain things that would offer different perspectives or people being Morality.

02:01:07.000 Yeah, people telling you what you can and can't do that's not hurting anybody else.

02:01:12.000 And I think one of the things that I'm attracted to is altering the current way that I think and altering the current way that other people think and giving you a perspective of the paths that we just get on.

02:01:27.000 We get stuck in these fucking grooves and it's so easy to keep making those same turns over and over again whenever you hit these very similar moments in your life.

02:01:36.000 And that's where something like the isolation tank is so good. 0.98

02:01:40.000 It's so good to just get out of that groove.

02:01:42.000 I can't, you know, I think, you know, like a long, you see, when I met you and everything, I thought, you know, I think I went to, I don't know if I had just gotten back from Costa Rica or somewhere.

02:01:51.000 I thought, you know, this is never going to happen.

02:01:53.000 It's just people are never going to get with this.

02:01:58.000 But now it seems as if these people in general have gotten up to a place where they're more willing to experience themselves and then make action on that.

02:02:12.000 Yeah, I think people are waking up with a lot of things.

02:02:16.000 I mean, what you were talking about earlier about Pilates and yoga, I think people are just waking up about their body.

02:02:21.000 People are really concerned about where their food's coming from now.

02:02:24.000 This is something that hadn't really existed decades ago.

02:02:28.000 No one was concerned about organics or, you know, no one was concerned about...

02:02:32.000 Anything.

02:02:33.000 Products in general.

02:02:34.000 Just the fact that, and I'm not necessarily saying that GMOs are all bad, because I don't think they are.

02:02:39.000 I think there's definitely some benefits to some genetically modified organisms, but I think it's important that we have the conversations, that people who are really intelligent start dedicating time and effort to researching what the benefits, pros and cons, and then relaying that information back to the people who grow it,

02:02:55.000 and relaying it back to the public so we know what we're in for.

02:02:58.000 But then money gets involved in those things, and that's what people are concerned about, and they should.

02:03:02.000 Then it influences the outcome.

02:03:02.000 And then what you see, you don't even know if it was the outcome.

02:03:06.000 Yeah, but it also snaps people back and makes them more involved in growing their own food and more interested in organic gardens.

02:03:13.000 And you've seen a lot of farmers markets that are popping up left and right.

02:03:16.000 I think farmers markets are amazing.

02:03:18.000 You go there, you get a direct connection with the guy who actually grows the food.

02:03:22.000 This is the woman who actually milks these cows. 1.00

02:03:24.000 This is the guy that actually picks this celery.

02:03:27.000 He's right there.

02:03:28.000 This is their special tomatoes.

02:03:29.000 They have heirloom tomatoes.

02:03:30.000 You get to meet these people.

02:03:31.000 I think that sort of connection is exciting to people.

02:03:35.000 And that's the blowback away from a lot of the other stuff.

02:03:39.000 But it's all because we're getting this information.

02:03:41.000 And we're able to make our own decisions.

02:03:44.000 Now that becomes kind of appealing.

02:03:45.000 Maybe years ago, you really don't want to meet the farmer.

02:03:47.000 You really don't care where his tomato came from.

02:03:49.000 But now it's kind of like...

02:03:51.000 More interesting to understand, you know, the orientation, you know, how it's happening or, you know, what's going on.

02:03:59.000 People are more, like the spray on them, the Roundup, the, like I said, ADM and all.

02:04:05.000 People back, they just, stuff just happened and they really weren't, you know...

02:04:10.000 They were just caught up in whatever was going on.

02:04:13.000 But they didn't have a way of communicating about it like we have too.

02:04:16.000 The internet really is incredible.

02:04:18.000 Someone could put up a blog about here's the dangers of this particular pesticide on your tomatoes.

02:04:23.000 And then you hear about that and you go, whoa, that is not good.

02:04:27.000 And that's real.

02:04:28.000 Pesticides kill bugs.

02:04:30.000 Why do they kill bugs? 1.00

02:04:30.000 Because they're fucking poison. 1.00

02:04:32.000 Why are those plants not getting poisoned? 1.00

02:04:34.000 Well, they are, but it's just not enough to kill them.

02:04:36.000 They figured out a way to make them tougher.

02:04:37.000 One day, and I'm in there, and this guy was in there spraying the stuff, you know?

02:04:41.000 I said to him, I said, hey, what's this?

02:04:43.000 Conventional grown or organically grown?

02:04:45.000 What does that mean?

02:04:47.000 He goes, well, he goes, I guess if it's organic, it's done without poison.

02:04:51.000 And I said, huh.

02:04:52.000 Alright.

02:04:54.000 So the conventional means is that you go with a poisonous substance in order to...

02:04:57.000 Okay, let's find out about that.

02:04:59.000 Conventional?

02:04:59.000 Because I've always wanted to know what is the official description, what is the official definition of organic?

02:05:05.000 I got this from the cleanup guy.

02:05:07.000 When it comes to food.

02:05:09.000 He doesn't seem to be a scientist, but that seems to make a lot of sense.

02:05:12.000 Let's look into Wikipedia.

02:05:14.000 Organic foods are produced using methods of organic farming.

02:05:18.000 Currently, countries require producers to obtain special certification in order to market food as organic within their borders.

02:05:30.000 The context of these regulations, organic food is food produced in a way that complies with organic standards.

02:05:36.000 They keep saying nothing here.

02:05:37.000 What's organic?

02:05:37.000 Here, we go back to organic again.

02:05:53.000 And mechanical practices that foster cycling of resources, promote ecological balance, and concern biodiversity.

02:06:00.000 I didn't know that.

02:06:01.000 Okay, synthetic pesticides and chemical fertilizers are not allowed.

02:06:05.000 Although certain organically approved pesticides may be used under limited conditions in general, organic foods are not processed using irradiation, industrial solvents, or chemical food additives.

02:06:18.000 Hmm.

02:06:19.000 I didn't know the first part, though.

02:06:20.000 I didn't know it was defined by cycling the conditions.

02:06:25.000 Cycling of resources.

02:06:26.000 Well, that's what they need to do, right?

02:06:28.000 To keep the nutrients in the soil there.

02:06:33.000 Yeah, that's one of the most difficult things, apparently.

02:06:35.000 Crop rotation, I guess.

02:06:37.000 Crop rotation and also when you have enormous chunks of land that are just dedicated entirely to corn or entirely to this or entirely to that.

02:06:45.000 You know, a lot of times those farmlands become minerally deficient, and they have to actually add minerals to the ground in order to...

02:06:52.000 I think they would use...

02:06:54.000 In the old days, they would use fish and stuff like that to try to replenish their garden.

02:06:58.000 Fish is apparently really good for that.

02:07:00.000 But, yeah, the...

02:07:02.000 The idea that that's a weird thing, to want something to be organic.

02:07:06.000 You gotta ask for that.

02:07:08.000 It's like, how did you allow people to pour poison on food?

02:07:11.000 How did you allow people to grow?

02:07:13.000 I mean, isn't there another way to deal with those bugs?

02:07:15.000 Can you, like, hire someone to clean the bugs off? 0.98

02:07:17.000 And you have to fucking spray death from the sky? 1.00

02:07:20.000 It sounds ridiculous. 1.00

02:07:21.000 Like, my version of it sounds ridiculous. 0.99

02:07:24.000 Birds and animals. 0.63

02:07:25.000 Do birds eat all the corn too, though?

02:07:28.000 Don't they?

02:07:28.000 Yeah.

02:07:30.000 I don't know.

02:07:30.000 Animals do.

02:07:31.000 He's got a covering on it.

02:07:32.000 Well, I don't know who he's...

02:07:33.000 Well, you know, I was watching some show the other day on the History Channel.

02:07:36.000 It was actually about history, which is hilarious. 0.99

02:07:38.000 Because you watch the fucking History Channel. 1.00

02:07:40.000 When was the last time you saw some shit about history? 1.00

02:07:42.000 Right? 0.99

02:07:43.000 Never.

02:07:43.000 It's always like alligator farmers or something.

02:07:46.000 Fucked up. 0.94

02:07:47.000 But it was about locusts. 0.99

02:07:49.000 It was all about the early 1800s.

02:07:51.000 And these people were like traveling across the United States, setting up farms and stuff.

02:07:56.000 And the locusts hit these people's farms.

02:07:58.000 And they had to send in the army to bring these people food.

02:08:01.000 I mean, these grasshoppers, these locusts, were just, they filled the sky for hours.

02:08:07.000 Like for hours and hours, they filled the sky and just flew by and just destroyed everything.

02:08:12.000 Just tore through people's crops.

02:08:14.000 And they were talking about how big it must have been, the millions and millions of bugs that must have been in the air.

02:08:20.000 They just went straight for the corn, though.

02:08:22.000 They went straight for crops.

02:08:23.000 They just buzzed through and killed everything.

02:08:25.000 They said you would see it as a storm cloud coming at you.

02:08:28.000 And then as you looked down, or looked up, rather, you would realize somewhere along the line that there wasn't a cloud that was a storm.

02:08:35.000 It was a cloud of bugs.

02:08:36.000 Did they make a clicky sound or something?

02:08:38.000 Pull up video of locusts.

02:08:40.000 Pull up some locust video from the, you know...

02:08:43.000 What does a locust sound like?

02:08:44.000 Does it got a clicky sound when it's flying?

02:08:46.000 I don't know.

02:08:46.000 I've never been around locusts.

02:08:47.000 I've been around grasshoppers, and apparently they're in the grasshopper family.

02:08:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:08:51.000 Where's those locust shells?

02:08:52.000 It's so disgusting.

02:08:53.000 You just go outside, and you'll just see this empty shell of what looks exactly like a locust, but it's just like the shell of it.

02:08:59.000 Just the outside of those things.

02:09:01.000 But if you've...

02:09:03.000 If you've ever heard of like biblical predictions, locusts was involved in biblical predictions of apocalyptic conditions.

02:09:10.000 You know, they always talked about locusts.

02:09:12.000 Locusts taking the sky.

02:09:13.000 Yeah, like when you think about like old horror movies, you know, like demonic possession things.

02:09:18.000 A plague of locusts hit Egypt this weekend, causing some citizens to burn tires in an attempt to ward them off. 0.99

02:09:25.000 That's when you know shit gets ugly. 1.00

02:09:27.000 Burn tires? 1.00

02:09:28.000 Burn tires.

02:09:29.000 Swarm of locusts were spotted in several districts of Cairo on Saturday.

02:09:33.000 As they invaded the Giza area of the Middle Eastern nation. 1.00

02:09:36.000 Oh, let's see this shit. 1.00

02:09:37.000 I can't wait. 1.00

02:09:38.000 It's like previews for a movie.

02:09:39.000 What is it? 1.00

02:09:39.000 Star Wars, bitch? 1.00

02:09:41.000 30 million insects. 0.99

02:09:43.000 Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away. 1.00

02:09:46.000 Let's see this shit. 1.00

02:09:48.000 I want to see them invade. 1.00

02:09:52.000 I don't see shit. 1.00

02:09:53.000 Here they are. 0.99

02:09:54.000 That's it?

02:09:55.000 Oh, they're coming.

02:09:57.000 It's not going to be pretty.

02:09:59.000 This is not good film.

02:10:00.000 This is terrible.

02:10:02.000 I guess we're not seeing it in good HD. That's what it is.

02:10:06.000 We're seeing it in this shitty YouTube thing via our television. 0.96

02:10:10.000 But yeah, wow. 0.94

02:10:12.000 Wow. 0.99

02:10:12.000 That's a lot of goddamn bugs. 0.99

02:10:14.000 There's the noise too. 1.00

02:10:16.000 Whoa.

02:10:18.000 That's so weird.

02:10:19.000 They're like the ultimate gang.

02:10:24.000 And they fly in this huge formation and just cause massive destruction.

02:10:30.000 And apparently they've done it, you know, since the beginning of time.

02:10:33.000 They occasionally get together in these super games.

02:10:35.000 Well, it's in the Bible, like you said, I think.

02:10:36.000 In the biblical, they say, oh, locusts, they come in the, uh, that's one of the, uh, things that... 1.00

02:10:41.000 One of the signs that gay people have been fucking each other. 1.00

02:10:43.000 Whoa, look at that. 1.00

02:10:45.000 Oh, boy.

02:10:45.000 This is in the Congo, is that what it said?

02:10:47.000 They're grasshoppers.

02:10:49.000 Whoa.

02:10:49.000 Why just now?

02:10:50.000 Look at that. 0.97

02:10:52.000 Oh my god, that's disgusting. 0.99

02:10:54.000 That's insane. 0.99

02:10:57.000 People are freaking the fuck out. 1.00

02:11:00.000 Bitch, shut your mouth. 1.00

02:11:01.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

02:11:06.000 How old is that kid?

02:11:09.000 She's over eight. 0.99

02:11:10.000 Tell her to shut her hole. 1.00

02:11:11.000 Oh my god, this kid with the ears. 1.00

02:11:20.000 Shut this kid down. 0.96

02:11:22.000 That's a lot of bug.

02:11:25.000 Wow, that is incredible.

02:11:26.000 You know what? 1.00

02:11:27.000 I might be screaming like a bitch. 1.00

02:11:30.000 I'd be right there with the kid. 1.00

02:11:31.000 Imagine being on a motorcycle just trying to get home and you're just like splat splat splat splat.

02:11:35.000 And this said the Congo?

02:11:36.000 This is in the Congo?

02:11:37.000 Oh my god.

02:11:38.000 It's amazing.

02:11:40.000 So many of them.

02:11:44.000 Mommy's not helping you, dude.

02:11:45.000 What is she going to do? 0.99

02:11:48.000 Goddamn storm. 0.99

02:11:49.000 You should be so psyched that people invented cars. 0.99

02:11:52.000 That's how you should feel right now.

02:11:54.000 You should be like, people are awesome.

02:11:56.000 Look at the cars we invented to protect us from locusts.

02:11:59.000 That's what you should be thinking.

02:12:00.000 You should be like, oh, that's amazing. 1.00

02:12:02.000 Thank God they invented pesticides to spray this guy and knock those fuckers dead. 1.00

02:12:08.000 Can they do anything when locusts come, do you think? 1.00

02:12:12.000 Can they, like, throw nets up or anything?

02:12:15.000 Burn tires.

02:12:16.000 Yeah, how do they stop locusts?

02:12:18.000 You know what you do?

02:12:19.000 You get, like, a windmill with, like, a very large paddle, and you just put it in the center of the town, just...

02:12:26.000 Just smack them right in the face as they come in. 1.00

02:12:29.000 Just kill them all eventually. 1.00

02:12:31.000 Put a sheet down below so when you chop them up, that's a good protein powder there. 1.00

02:12:36.000 It's very good for you, right?

02:12:37.000 Locust protein powder.

02:12:38.000 A lot of people eat bugs in other parts of the world where they have to.

02:12:42.000 They're tasty.

02:12:44.000 Locust?

02:12:44.000 Yeah, crunchy.

02:12:45.000 Have you actually eaten them?

02:12:47.000 Well, no.

02:12:48.000 What are you saying, Crash?

02:12:49.000 This is all going wrong.

02:12:52.000 Yeah, I never got a chocolate grasshopper.

02:12:55.000 Really?

02:12:56.000 Did you eat them? 1.00

02:12:57.000 No, I never tried it, but they sell that shit at Urban Outfitters, actually. 0.99

02:13:01.000 Urban Outfitters sells locusts? 0.99

02:13:02.000 Yeah, they sell these weird bugs.

02:13:04.000 You can just get chocolate ants there.

02:13:06.000 I've had chocolate ants.

02:13:07.000 Caterpillars.

02:13:08.000 The thing about chocolate ants is...

02:13:10.000 You know, they're actually good for you.

02:13:12.000 Like, ants are actually good for you.

02:13:13.000 Like, as long as you're not poison ants.

02:13:15.000 When you're eating ants, it's actually a good source of protein.

02:13:17.000 So if it's a good source of protein covered in chocolate, you kind of feel like, meh, I'm not really eating candy.

02:13:22.000 But you're still eating candy.

02:13:24.000 I think we put the windmill up after they hit the cornfield.

02:13:28.000 Then after they're all full of corn, then we make them into the powder and then they have more nutritional value.

02:13:33.000 Well, I think even if you put the windmill up, you'd only kill the ones that are near the windmill. 1.00

02:13:37.000 The ones underneath the windmill that are like your height and my height, they fly like an inch off the ground, those fuckers. 1.00

02:13:42.000 Like, they're everywhere. 1.00

02:13:43.000 Kamikazes. 0.86

02:13:44.000 Yeah, there's so many of them.

02:13:45.000 There's no room.

02:13:46.000 They can't all just be in the sky.

02:13:47.000 How does that happen?

02:13:48.000 How do they all get born?

02:13:49.000 That's a good question. 1.00

02:13:50.000 I think they fuck. 1.00

02:13:51.000 Just all of those at one time? 1.00

02:13:53.000 I think they do. 0.98

02:13:53.000 That's called a clusterfuck, huh? 0.98

02:13:56.000 That's the biblical clusterfuck. 0.99

02:14:00.000 Yeah, wow. 0.99

02:14:01.000 We're lucky.

02:14:02.000 We're very lucky, especially here in California.

02:14:03.000 We don't even have mosquitoes, dude.

02:14:05.000 You know, I thought about that when I was up in Canada.

02:14:08.000 They have a thing called Thermacell. 0.55

02:14:10.000 You ever heard of a Thermacell?

02:14:11.000 Uh-uh.

02:14:11.000 It's weird.

02:14:12.000 It's got a compartment in it that you put a chemical, and then you turn these suckers on, and then you put it down, and this mist comes out.

02:14:20.000 And you can't smell it at all, but the mosquitoes avoid you like the plague.

02:14:24.000 So we would sit down outside in the woods, and it was really mosquito-ridden. 0.91

02:14:30.000 Immediately, the mosquitoes come near you, and you're like, holy shit, I don't think I can do this. 0.95

02:14:33.000 This is rough. 0.88

02:14:34.000 They were all over you.

02:14:36.000 You put this thermosel thing down, 10 minutes later, they're gone. 0.99

02:14:40.000 Before that, I got like a mask on, a ski mask and a hat, and I got fucking gloves on. 1.00

02:14:44.000 I'm like, jeez, and they're trying to bite me through my gloves like you fuckers. 1.00

02:14:46.000 They're everywhere. 1.00

02:14:47.000 Persistent.

02:14:48.000 Thermacell, you keep it on for 10 minutes, there's no mosquitoes.

02:14:50.000 Boom.

02:14:51.000 You know what sucks is those, I don't know if they have them in Los Angeles, is the Japanese beetles.

02:14:55.000 In the Midwest, we used to get so many Japanese beetles that would have to have these bags that you put in your front and backyard where the beetles would come in and get collected in there.

02:15:05.000 It's just like every week you just have this humongous bag of just sweaty bugs.

02:15:10.000 Really?

02:15:11.000 Can't get out.

02:15:12.000 Yeah.

02:15:12.000 It's like a beetle hotel.

02:15:14.000 Yeah, it's like a beetle trap.

02:15:15.000 Just bags of beetles.

02:15:17.000 Wow.

02:15:18.000 I saw some video the other day of another thing we don't have to deal with.

02:15:21.000 There was a hail storm somewhere that had fucked this guy's car up.

02:15:25.000 This guy's entire car was covered in dents everywhere, as if it had a really bad case of chicken pox and scrapped off all of its scabs.

02:15:34.000 The whole car was just pocked in.

02:15:36.000 Windows were broken.

02:15:38.000 The hail was so big, it shattered the windshield.

02:15:41.000 Yeah.

02:15:41.000 If one of those hits you in the head, too, because you're a dad, maybe.

02:15:43.000 How many people die from hail every year?

02:15:45.000 More than coconuts.

02:15:46.000 Ten?

02:15:47.000 More than coconuts?

02:15:47.000 For real?

02:15:48.000 I don't know.

02:15:48.000 I know some people, they say they die from coconuts.

02:15:50.000 Look how excited I got.

02:15:52.000 150 people die every year from coconuts.

02:15:55.000 Really?

02:15:55.000 Yep.

02:15:56.000 Okay, how many people die for a year about hail?

02:15:59.000 How many would you say?

02:16:00.000 Let's guess.

02:16:01.000 50. Over 100. Before I left for California, my house got the gulf-sized hail in the whole Columbus area, and everybody's car got ruined.

02:16:10.000 Everybody's house was ruined. 0.95

02:16:11.000 People would move to Columbus just to be insurance agents for like a year because everyone's house were fucked.

02:16:17.000 And so everyone got new cars. 0.72

02:16:19.000 It was so weird that the whole city almost got new cars at the same time.

02:16:22.000 Oh my god, there's a hailstone in 1928 that weighed 1.5 pounds.

02:16:30.000 How big is that?

02:16:31.000 It is 7 inches.

02:16:34.000 Wow!

02:16:35.000 And it weighed 1.5 pounds. 0.99

02:16:38.000 And it came from the fucking sky. 0.99

02:16:41.000 It's believed to be the largest known in the U.S. at the time. 0.99

02:16:46.000 Man.

02:16:48.000 They captured that bad boy, huh?

02:16:49.000 Seven inches?

02:16:50.000 Okay, there's another one that in 1970 that was 1.67 pounds.

02:16:56.000 So it was even bigger.

02:16:58.000 Jesus Christ.

02:17:00.000 A Labor Day thunderstorm caused $342 million worth of insurance damage in Calgary.

02:17:08.000 I wonder who's out there looking for the bigger one.

02:17:11.000 That one's like 12 ounces over there.

02:17:14.000 No, no, here's the bigger one.

02:17:16.000 Somebody's running around and there's these ice balls flying around the place.

02:17:20.000 Well, every now and then, Kansas had this one in 1992. Two batches of severe thunderstorms for six hours.

02:17:28.000 Oh, within six hours of each hour.

02:17:30.000 Dumped hailstones up to four and a half inches.

02:17:34.000 Across this area, including the city of Wichita, surrounding counties of South Central Kansas and over 10,000 homes were damaged.

02:17:45.000 The hail left wheat fields in a near total loss.

02:17:48.000 Property damage totaled $500 million, with crop damage at $100 million.

02:17:54.000 Unbelievable.

02:17:54.000 How many people died, though?

02:17:56.000 I can't find it.

02:17:57.000 Imagine if you'd be the first dummy that died from hail.

02:18:00.000 They stay in when that stuff happens.

02:18:01.000 They say nobody dies.

02:18:03.000 You're fine.

02:18:05.000 You're not a stalk of wheat.

02:18:06.000 Doesn't hurt that bad.

02:18:07.000 Let's see.

02:18:08.000 I tried to get hail storm fatalities.

02:18:11.000 How many people die a year from hail?

02:18:14.000 27 people died from tornadoes and hailstorms in the Midwest.

02:18:24.000 What's that?

02:18:25.000 It says here 900 people a year.

02:18:27.000 What?

02:18:28.000 How many said it's from the coconut again?

02:18:30.000 What'd you say?

02:18:31.000 150. 150?

02:18:34.000 Jesus.

02:18:35.000 Where does it say that?

02:18:36.000 900 a year?

02:18:38.000 Where does it say that?

02:18:39.000 It just came up.

02:18:40.000 How many people die from hail?

02:18:42.000 900 a year, it can be a very dangerous thing.

02:18:46.000 Are there any instances of death?

02:18:48.000 There's only one here that it says they know of, of any United States.

02:18:53.000 1939 in Lubbock, Texas, a farmer got caught in an open field and died from hail.

02:18:58.000 Yeah, last known death.

02:18:59.000 Fort Collins, an infant lying in its mother's arms was killed by Hale in 1979. Can you imagine that?

02:19:06.000 It doesn't seem like...

02:19:07.000 Yeah, there's nothing you could do, man, if you were caught in an open field and it started coming down hard.

02:19:12.000 It kills your kid.

02:19:14.000 Ugh, that's got to be the worst.

02:19:15.000 There's not many people, man.

02:19:16.000 I don't believe it's 900 a year.

02:19:18.000 Yeah, this actually says the last known death was caused by Hale in the U.S. was in the year 2000. Yeah, that makes sense.

02:19:25.000 Maybe it was 900 total.

02:19:26.000 Well, you know what?

02:19:27.000 Today, people know so much about storms.

02:19:29.000 And if you live in an area where you might, you know, you live in some Kansas-type area where they have hailstorms on a regular basis...

02:19:35.000 Well, get in.

02:19:36.000 Yeah.

02:19:36.000 Look at the cars getting pummeled, you know.

02:19:39.000 Hurricanes are way scarier.

02:19:42.000 Hurricanes are the most scary.

02:19:43.000 You ever see that show, This Old House?

02:19:45.000 Yeah, I remember that guy.

02:19:47.000 Yeah, Bob Velen.

02:19:48.000 They still have that show on.

02:19:49.000 I watched some PBS this weekend, and they were rebuilding the Jersey Shore.

02:19:54.000 And they were showing how...

02:19:56.000 I mean, it's destroyed.

02:19:57.000 It's destroyed.

02:19:58.000 So what they've had to do is go under all these houses and lift them up all 10 feet.

02:20:02.000 So all the houses are going up 10 feet.

02:20:05.000 To make them taller?

02:20:06.000 To make them taller.

02:20:06.000 So if the water comes in again, they're okay?

02:20:08.000 Right.

02:20:08.000 And they have to take these humongous, like, these, like, poles.

02:20:13.000 You know, they look like telephone poles.

02:20:15.000 And they have to, like...

02:20:16.000 Push them into the ground like 20 feet or something like that. 0.99

02:20:19.000 I mean, it's such a pain in the ass. 0.99

02:20:21.000 They say Jersey Shore is probably not going to come back for another 7 to 10 years until it's back to normal. 0.99

02:20:28.000 That's incredible.

02:20:29.000 I can't believe that they're going to do that and make these poles and then just sit there. 0.98

02:20:33.000 And what if the water's under you? 0.99

02:20:34.000 Can you imagine fucking sitting in your house and the water comes up to the top of the pole? 0.99

02:20:38.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:20:39.000 And you're like, oh my God, why did I build a house here again?

02:20:42.000 What am I, crazy?

02:20:43.000 Yeah.

02:20:43.000 I got the ocean under my house.

02:20:45.000 I have to put the boat on the roof.

02:20:47.000 You see the ocean like slowly coming up closer and closer to the bottom of your house. 1.00

02:20:50.000 You're like, fuck. 1.00

02:20:51.000 Why wouldn't you just go 20 feet? 1.00

02:20:53.000 Why wouldn't you just be the one person that's 20 feet? 0.99

02:20:55.000 Because then you'd have to get all the way up there and the shit would be swaying in the breeze. 0.99

02:20:58.000 You'd have to dig deeper holes for the columns. 0.97

02:21:01.000 You'd have to worry about, I mean, I don't know how strong the ground is there.

02:21:05.000 Yeah.

02:21:05.000 We had a house in Hawaii.

02:21:06.000 It was on Poles. 0.97

02:21:07.000 It was on Sunset Beach there, right at the beach.

02:21:10.000 It got washed away in 69. Wow.

02:21:12.000 Three houses.

02:21:12.000 The waves came up so high.

02:21:14.000 Between Pipeline and Wyoming, I lived in Sunset there.

02:21:17.000 There's three houses that were on poles because they had been washed up on the Cam Highway.

02:21:21.000 When they brought them back down, they put them up on these poles, and we lived in one of them.

02:21:26.000 Wow.

02:21:27.000 It's pretty cool.

02:21:28.000 But the waves never came up that high. 0.99

02:21:30.000 I think they're only counting on tsunamis and shit. 0.98

02:21:32.000 Yeah, I think that's what that pole thing is. 0.97

02:21:34.000 But a tsunami, the thing is, if the water comes in, it's not coming in by itself, okay?

02:21:40.000 Did you ever watch the tsunami that hit in Japan?

02:21:42.000 Yes, guys.

02:21:43.000 They're bringing in billions.

02:21:43.000 Boats and houses.

02:21:45.000 Your house is going to get hit by a house. 1.00

02:21:46.000 You're going to get fucked. 1.00

02:21:48.000 Your house is going to get hit by a boat. 1.00

02:21:50.000 You don't want that to happen, man.

02:21:52.000 You want to get out of there. 0.99

02:21:54.000 Just don't fucking count on that 10-foot pole. 0.99

02:21:58.000 There's people that stayed in many storms. 0.99

02:22:01.000 I remember Gloria when I was a kid.

02:22:03.000 When I was a kid and I lived in Boston is when Hurricane Gloria hit.

02:22:06.000 I want to say...

02:22:07.000 Boy, if I had to guess, I'd have to say I was in high school.

02:22:10.000 I'd say it was in the 80s.

02:22:13.000 But it was a huge one, and it hit way the fuck up the East Coast.

02:22:18.000 And it knocked the power out in a lot of places.

02:22:23.000 Okay.

02:22:24.000 It was 1985. So it was when I was in high school and I was graduating.

02:22:32.000 That was my senior year of high school.

02:22:34.000 It was 1985. And that's when this fucker hit. 1.00

02:22:36.000 And it hit the first major storm to affect New York and Long Island directly since Hurricane Donna in 1960. So people went a long time away. 0.99

02:22:47.000 They went 25 years when they hadn't had a hurricane hit them. 1.00

02:22:52.000 And this motherfucker came down and wiped out everything. 0.99

02:22:56.000 And power was out. 0.99

02:22:58.000 And I lived in Boston, which is pretty far away from the epicenter of the storm.

02:23:01.000 But I remember it being utterly humbling.

02:23:04.000 I remember we were in my house.

02:23:06.000 We were looking out the window. 0.97

02:23:07.000 And the trees were just fucking like... 0.97

02:23:10.000 They were like... 0.98

02:23:11.000 Like leaves.

02:23:12.000 They were blowing back and forth like they were just leaves.

02:23:15.000 Like there was no weight to them.

02:23:17.000 And you would go out afterwards and just trees would be falling everywhere.

02:23:21.000 Just collapsed over streets, collapsed on houses, collapsed on cars.

02:23:25.000 Just broken trees everywhere.

02:23:27.000 And just the feeling like, whoa.

02:23:29.000 Like, you know, I had been in storms before.

02:23:31.000 I'd been in thunderstorms before.

02:23:32.000 I'd been in snowstorms before.

02:23:34.000 But there was something about a hurricane, and even a hurricane that, you know, I was way away from the center.

02:23:40.000 I lived in Boston.

02:23:41.000 I lived in Newton, Massachusetts, actually.

02:23:44.000 So that was like, you know, a suburb of Boston.

02:23:46.000 Like, man, we didn't, you know, we didn't get nothing.

02:23:49.000 Just the residual was...

02:23:49.000 Yeah, just the residual.

02:23:51.000 Incredible.

02:23:52.000 I mean, it was...

02:23:54.000 I couldn't imagine what it would be like to be in one of those Katrina ones. 1.00

02:23:58.000 The ocean is so powerful.

02:24:00.000 That water, when I was out there, I was trying to learn how to surf too about the same time, near death.

02:24:05.000 I don't know how many times.

02:24:06.000 You get hit by one of these waves.

02:24:07.000 The water possesses so much power.

02:24:12.000 You really have to have a respect for it.

02:24:14.000 Once it gets riled up like that coming at you, there's not a whole lot going to be done to slow it down, I don't think.

02:24:20.000 Well, I think we're basing our ideas about what the atmosphere is like, like what the weather's like, what the, you know, the safety of being around volcanoes, the safety of being around the ocean.

02:24:31.000 We're basing it on the few hundred years that people have been paying attention and taking notes.

02:24:36.000 You know, how many people have been here before that?

02:24:38.000 The Native Americans only, really.

02:24:40.000 And what happened to them?

02:24:41.000 Yeah, well, that was us, most of it.

02:24:43.000 It was a tsunami, or who knows?

02:24:45.000 But there were certainly people that died in that way as well.

02:24:49.000 We just didn't hear about it.

02:24:50.000 I mean, there had to be people.

02:24:52.000 If people have lived in North America for the past X amount of thousands of years, like they have evidence that goes way back to 10,000 years ago of people living in North America...

02:25:01.000 So if that's the case, for sure something during that time, like there had been a bunch of events, a bunch of things happening, we're not aware.

02:25:08.000 So when something like Katrina comes or something like Gloria comes when I was in high school, you go, wait, is this possible?

02:25:14.000 This can happen too? 0.98

02:25:15.000 This can fucking happen? 0.99

02:25:17.000 Shouldn't we be preparing for this? 1.00

02:25:18.000 How often does this happen?

02:25:20.000 Well, the last time it happened was 1960s, so just relax.

02:25:23.000 Okay, but it can happen, right?

02:25:25.000 This can happen?

02:25:25.000 You should prepare for this.

02:25:27.000 Now that you know that this can happen, there should be no houses that are built from here on out that can't deal with this.

02:25:33.000 Because it might not happen. 0.98

02:25:34.000 But it could fucking happen. 0.99

02:25:35.000 It has happened. 0.98

02:25:37.000 You've got two of them on record.

02:25:38.000 You've got one from 1960, you've got one from 1985. Done.

02:25:41.000 What the fuck do I have to tell you? 1.00

02:25:43.000 We've waited for that. 1.00

02:25:44.000 These bitches are happening. 1.00

02:25:45.000 They're coming. 1.00

02:25:46.000 Let's get ready.

02:25:47.000 You don't know what could happen.

02:25:48.000 You can get three of them in a year.

02:25:49.000 Like, the ones that existed before people measured things, they still existed. 0.97

02:25:53.000 The giant fucking storms that killed people before meteorologists were invented were still valid. 0.94

02:25:58.000 And this idea that we're basing it off on this tiny little window that we've been alive. 0.99

02:26:02.000 You know, I haven't been in L.A. since 94. I haven't seen a single fucking significant earthquake. 0.98

02:26:07.000 Let's not worry if everybody's a pussy. 1.00

02:26:08.000 Are you crazy? 1.00

02:26:09.000 This fucking thing's on a piece of moving ground. 1.00

02:26:12.000 It's just you don't live long enough for it to move that much. 1.00

02:26:15.000 Because the perspective that you're looking at...

02:26:17.000 It's got to move.

02:26:17.000 It's got to happen.

02:26:18.000 Yeah, you're looking at it in terms of a human life perspective.

02:26:21.000 You've got to look at it in a fractal sense.

02:26:23.000 And there's no guarantees.

02:26:25.000 Yeah, 100 years is nothing.

02:26:27.000 It could be right now.

02:26:28.000 Time could be up.

02:26:29.000 Well, just think about what we were talking about before.

02:26:31.000 The difference between us and the people in the 1940s.

02:26:33.000 The difference between the people in the 1940s.

02:26:35.000 And the difference between them and the people in the 1820s.

02:26:38.000 Add all that stuff up together.

02:26:39.000 Look at it and just go back a few times like that, a few generations like that.

02:26:43.000 And that's what we have.

02:26:45.000 That's the amount of information we have.

02:26:47.000 And in that time, in those time periods, we have a bunch of them.

02:26:51.000 We have the earthquake and fire in San Francisco.

02:26:54.000 We have floods.

02:26:55.000 We have Hurricane Katrina.

02:26:58.000 We have Gloria.

02:26:59.000 We have... 0.99

02:27:00.000 The most recent ones, the tornadoes that won that fucking town in, what was that town? 0.98

02:27:07.000 Joplin, Mississippi. 0.98

02:27:08.000 Like, almost completely wiped off the map.

02:27:11.000 I believe it was Joplin.

02:27:12.000 Was it Missouri or Mississippi?

02:27:14.000 Was it Missouri?

02:27:15.000 Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.

02:27:16.000 Joplin, Missouri.

02:27:18.000 It's one of my favorite places.

02:27:20.000 Do you really?

02:27:21.000 I hang out in Joplin all the time.

02:27:22.000 Tornado.

02:27:24.000 Are you joking?

02:27:25.000 Are you joking, bro?

02:27:26.000 2011 in Joplin, a tornado struck Joplin, Missouri.

02:27:32.000 It was a larger late May tornado outbreak and it reached a maximum width, ready for this?

02:27:39.000 Of one mile.

02:27:42.000 A width of a mile.

02:27:44.000 A tornado.

02:27:46.000 That's a mile wide.

02:27:48.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

02:27:50.000 That's the devastation path.

02:27:53.000 Oh, a mile wide when it comes through?

02:27:55.000 What was an F5? Dude, I don't know.

02:27:58.000 What's an F5? It has to be an F5. Classification?

02:28:00.000 I don't know what that means. 0.66

02:28:01.000 I just know it means death.

02:28:02.000 Oh, yeah.

02:28:04.000 It reached a maximum width of nearly one mile during its path through the southern part of the city.

02:28:10.000 We're good to go.

02:28:29.000 Four indirect deaths, injured some 1,150 others, and caused damages amounting to $2.8 billion.

02:28:36.000 It was the deadliest tornado to strike the United States since the 1947 tornadoes.

02:28:42.000 Whoa.

02:28:43.000 Since the tornado...

02:28:45.000 In the 1947, there was a multiple?

02:28:48.000 Yeah.

02:28:49.000 We got devastated.

02:28:50.000 That's a bad deal.

02:28:51.000 The Glaser-Higgins-Woodward tornadoes in 1947. Shoot.

02:28:56.000 Yeah, and they traveled 125 miles from Texas to Oklahoma, destroying everything in its path.

02:29:04.000 Because it was originally thought to have left a 220-mile path, but it's now believed to have been a part of a family of eight or nine tornadoes.

02:29:13.000 Oh! 1.00

02:29:15.000 A fucking family of tornadoes. 1.00

02:29:18.000 These tornadoes, although deadly, did not match the astounding death toll of the earlier event, nor did they match the record speed of that tornado, although at over 40 miles per hour, they qualified as a fast-tracking storm. 1.00

02:29:33.000 Wow.

02:29:33.000 Mom, I'm home.

02:29:34.000 Pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh. 0.99

02:29:36.000 Dude, could you fucking imagine looking out your window and seeing nine tornadoes coming at you and just thinking about all the times you jerked off and what the Bible told you and you're like thinking it was you? 0.99

02:29:45.000 You know, if you lived in 1947, bro... 0.98

02:29:47.000 Then the locusts are coming on top of it.

02:29:49.000 You know it's over. 0.85

02:29:49.000 If you were in Texas and it was 1947, you could convince yourself that those tornadoes were coming for you because you jerked off. 0.85

02:29:55.000 If you were 16, if you were some kid who's just resisting church so bad, but you couldn't stop beating off, and you'd still go to church, your dad would scream at you, and you're in there beating off, and you look out the window, and you see nine tornadoes heading your way, and you're fucking convinced it was you. 0.98

02:30:12.000 Convinced it was you that killed everybody. 0.98

02:30:14.000 Fire and brimstone, Brian Redman masturbating, the devil has sent his henchmen to take you out of the path, and out of the path of righteousness. 0.99

02:30:23.000 And you have to become a priest because everyone in the town died because of you. 1.00

02:30:26.000 You and your beaten off, you fuck. 1.00

02:30:28.000 Family of tornadoes. 1.00

02:30:29.000 That's a terrifying idea.

02:30:31.000 There's a lot of heavy vibes on that, man.

02:30:33.000 When you know you're behind or something like that.

02:30:35.000 A mile-wide tornado.

02:30:38.000 What the hell, man?

02:30:39.000 Nine of them, man. 0.90

02:30:40.000 A little patch of packet tornadoes.

02:30:42.000 I wonder if I'm correct saying the mile of destruction because it sounded so much better than just the actual width of the storm.

02:30:47.000 I'm so happy we don't have to deal with tornadoes, man. 1.00

02:30:50.000 That shit was scary as fuck. 1.00

02:30:50.000 I saw one the other day. 1.00

02:30:51.000 I saw one the other day.

02:30:52.000 Where?

02:30:53.000 I saw a tornado of leaves.

02:30:54.000 Oh, yeah.

02:30:55.000 Out of nowhere.

02:30:56.000 Dust tornadoes are crazy. 0.99

02:30:57.000 It was the weirdest shit ever. 0.99

02:30:58.000 I mean, it wasn't a tornado that kills, obviously. 0.99

02:31:00.000 I was driving, and I stopped my car to watch it.

02:31:02.000 It was crazy. 0.97

02:31:03.000 You ever gone through the desert, driving to Vegas or something, and you'll just see on the side of the road a sand tornado, and you're like, what the fuck is that? 0.95

02:31:10.000 Is that going to hurt me?

02:31:12.000 Yeah, right?

02:31:13.000 Like, they can get them.

02:31:15.000 I mean, they have gotten them in California before.

02:31:18.000 We looked that up one day.

02:31:19.000 What is a tornado, anyway?

02:31:20.000 Some sort of a weather condition.

02:31:22.000 Something happens.

02:31:23.000 So the weather snaps and it starts to spinning?

02:31:25.000 I believe it's like cold weather mixing with warm weather.

02:31:28.000 It's like cold France and warm weather.

02:31:31.000 Is this a spin?

02:31:32.000 I don't know.

02:31:33.000 I don't know.

02:31:33.000 Okay, let's look it up.

02:31:34.000 Let's look it up.

02:31:34.000 What causes a tornado?

02:31:35.000 What is a tornado?

02:31:36.000 Dude, this is like education crash.

02:31:36.000 We got a cyclone, too.

02:31:38.000 We got a cyclone.

02:31:38.000 We learned today.

02:31:39.000 Well, we're learning every day, hopefully.

02:31:42.000 Well, I'm not going to go along with that.

02:31:43.000 I'm still holding with me.

02:31:45.000 Of course you are.

02:31:46.000 It's more sexy.

02:31:47.000 Black helicopters.

02:31:49.000 A tornado is a violently rotating column of air that is in contact with both the surface of the earth and a...

02:31:56.000 Okay, ready for this one?

02:31:58.000 How do you say this?

02:32:00.000 C-U-M-U-L-O-N-I-M-B-U-S. Cumulonimbus.

02:32:11.000 Cumulonimbus?

02:32:12.000 Cumulonimbus.

02:32:19.000 Cumulonimbus cloud.

02:32:21.000 Or, in rare cases, the base of a cumulus cloud.

02:32:25.000 They are often...

02:32:26.000 Cumulus.

02:32:27.000 They are often referred to as twisters or cyclones, although the word cyclone is used in meteorology, in a wider sense, to name any closed low-pressure circulation.

02:32:36.000 Tornadoes come in many shapes and sizes, but they're typically...

02:32:48.000 Have you ever seen the video from Dallas, Texas from two years ago where semis were flying through the air?

02:32:55.000 I saw the movie Twister.

02:32:57.000 Pull that up.

02:32:57.000 Pull up semis flying through the air in Dallas Twister.

02:33:02.000 It was the craziest shit. 0.99

02:33:05.000 I was watching it on TV. I was in Texas at the time, too. 1.00

02:33:08.000 I was in another part of Texas.

02:33:11.000 Wait a minute, that's not true.

02:33:13.000 No, I was in Texas during another one, but it wasn't this one.

02:33:16.000 The one where they had it on the news, I think I was in another state, but I could have been in Texas.

02:33:20.000 I was on the road, and I was like, I could have been in Texas right now.

02:33:22.000 I've been to that part of Texas.

02:33:25.000 Anyway, point being, I'm watching the news, and here it is.

02:33:27.000 This is exactly the footage.

02:33:29.000 And there's a twister. 1.00

02:33:30.000 This is on the fucking news. 0.99

02:33:31.000 And the guy's talking, and you see actual... 1.00

02:33:36.000 Semi, like, tractor trailers flying through the fucking air like paper cups, man. 0.97

02:33:42.000 Like, as you're seeing this funnel spinning, look at that. 0.99

02:33:45.000 See that?

02:33:46.000 Those are tractor trailers, man.

02:33:48.000 And look, they get...

02:33:50.000 Are we logging?

02:33:51.000 Look at it.

02:33:51.000 You see the things crackle?

02:33:53.000 See all the electrical fires?

02:33:54.000 Because they're removing them... 0.83

02:33:57.000 They're removing electrical cables and shit from the ground and shorting things out. 0.99

02:34:02.000 And eventually it picks up these tractor trailers and they're flying through the fucking air. 0.98

02:34:08.000 Is this the same video? 0.98

02:34:09.000 I believe it is.

02:34:12.000 Okay, there. 0.99

02:34:13.000 There's one flying through the fucking air. 0.99

02:34:15.000 Look at that. 0.99

02:34:16.000 That's a tractor trailer, bro.

02:34:19.000 It's flying.

02:34:20.000 I mean, what does that weigh?

02:34:23.000 It's got to weigh a few thousand pounds.

02:34:25.000 Well, it depends if it's got anything in it, too.

02:34:27.000 Yeah, but even if it doesn't have anything in it.

02:34:30.000 Look, there's one. 0.99

02:34:30.000 Yeah, that's flying through the air and landing on shit. 0.99

02:34:34.000 Boom! 0.99

02:34:34.000 It's throwing it through the air. 0.99

02:34:36.000 Those are all like cargo boxes and tractor trailers.

02:34:39.000 It's great.

02:34:40.000 Look at all those tractor trailers.

02:34:41.000 Just jacked.

02:34:43.000 Picked up and tossed and twisted around like an aluminum foil.

02:34:49.000 Amazing.

02:34:50.000 They landed near the highway. 0.99

02:34:52.000 It's fucking crazy. 0.99

02:34:54.000 Mother Nature's... 1.00

02:34:55.000 That bitch doesn't play. 1.00

02:34:57.000 Nah. 1.00

02:34:58.000 It's on her terms. 0.99

02:34:59.000 Yeah, it is on her terms, especially when we're fucking around, lighting shit on fire, and sending rocket ships into space, fucking with the air, and airplanes burning fuel, and cars are burning fuel, and adding to the pollution. 0.99

02:35:14.000 Yeah, it's weird. 0.99

02:35:16.000 But even if we didn't, even if we didn't add, even if we didn't, the place is a goddamn horrifying mess. 0.87

02:35:20.000 Even if we didn't do a goddamn thing, if we lived our lives completely ecocentric, if we lived our lives with organic farming, if we lived our lives in a completely harmonious way with nature, we could still get smushed by a big rock from space. 0.97

02:35:33.000 Clobbered. 0.99

02:35:34.000 Boom! 0.99

02:35:35.000 Yeah.

02:35:36.000 Not to say that we shouldn't be, you know, loving to our Mother Earth, and we absolutely should.

02:35:42.000 Absolutely.

02:35:43.000 100%.

02:35:43.000 Without a doubt.

02:35:44.000 No argument from me. 0.99

02:35:45.000 But it's possible for us to get fucked up by a super volcano even if we did. 0.99

02:35:50.000 Even if we did. 0.96

02:35:51.000 An ice age can come.

02:35:52.000 Even if we did the best we could do.

02:35:54.000 Well, the dinosaurs all died.

02:35:55.000 Yeah.

02:35:55.000 Were they hit it with a meteor?

02:35:58.000 No, they were using their cell phones too much.

02:35:59.000 Too much on the cell phone brain now. 1.00

02:36:00.000 The fucking cell phone drew in. 1.00

02:36:03.000 Imagine if they found old cell phones that dinosaurs used and we realized... 1.00

02:36:07.000 Dinosaurs were super fucking smart. 0.96

02:36:08.000 They had cell phones. 0.98

02:36:09.000 They had a picture of that guy on that line.

02:36:11.000 He was in the beginning of a movie and he was walking by with a phone on his ear.

02:36:15.000 He was in front of Man's Theater.

02:36:17.000 What was that movie?

02:36:18.000 There was a lost clip they found off of an old movie.

02:36:22.000 Charlie Chaplin movie.

02:36:23.000 Oh, no, no, no.

02:36:24.000 He had a...

02:36:26.000 That's what everyone thought it was.

02:36:27.000 You saw that guy walking by with a thing like that?

02:36:29.000 Yeah, that's not what it was.

02:36:30.000 There was an invention that they had come up with for people that were hard of hearing before they had hearing aids, and you would hold it up to your ear and it would magnify the sound.

02:36:38.000 That's what it was.

02:36:39.000 And so, in a blurry image, when you're looking at it, you know...

02:36:42.000 Yeah, it's like a future guy.

02:36:44.000 He's on his cell phone or something.

02:36:45.000 Well, you know, to this day, people have ear problems, and they get hearing aids, and you see them a lot.

02:36:50.000 They stick out of their ear.

02:36:52.000 Well, back in those days, they just held it up to their ear.

02:36:54.000 Right, right.

02:36:55.000 So that was a sound...

02:36:56.000 Yeah, it was some sort of a sound amplifier.

02:36:59.000 Yeah, you wonder.

02:37:00.000 Yeah, if someone's going to do time travel, I don't think they would go to the Charlie Chaplin days.

02:37:04.000 Yeah, what are you going to hang around here and do that for?

02:37:07.000 Could you imagine if we did find out that some dude's been fucking traveling back in time from the future and we get up to the future one day and we meet him? 0.99

02:37:12.000 You're like, wait a minute, Dick. 0.98

02:37:13.000 I've seen you before.

02:37:14.000 You find out he's Jimi Hendrix.

02:37:16.000 He's been a bunch of different people. 0.98

02:37:19.000 He's just been going back in time and being a bad motherfucker, but really just some guy from the future. 0.98

02:37:23.000 You never know. 0.99

02:37:24.000 No, you do know. 0.99

02:37:25.000 That's ridiculous, and I'm stoned. 1.00

02:37:27.000 How dare you, Crash? 0.99

02:37:29.000 I'm hoping Hendrix shows back up.

02:37:32.000 I wish you got Elvis and Hendrix here.

02:37:35.000 Listen, it was already here.

02:37:36.000 I got a Hendrix shirt on, man.

02:37:38.000 I got Hendrix behind me.

02:37:39.000 He was already here.

02:37:40.000 He's got a poster here.

02:37:42.000 That's a cat that left something behind.

02:37:45.000 He was awesome.

02:37:46.000 I'm a huge fan, but he doesn't need to come back.

02:37:48.000 Well, yeah, he did his time.

02:37:50.000 Yeah, now you got Gary Clark Jr. And I'm not saying Gary Clark Jr. is equivalent to Hendrix, but I'm saying, look, there's always going to be Honey Honey.

02:37:56.000 There's always going to be new bands that come out.

02:37:59.000 There's always going to be cool new sounds.

02:38:02.000 There's the Black Keys.

02:38:03.000 There's always going to be... 1.00

02:38:05.000 There's always cool shit, man. 0.99

02:38:06.000 It's always coming out. 0.99

02:38:07.000 I'm glad. 1.00

02:38:08.000 Fuck yeah. 0.99

02:38:09.000 This is the best time ever. 1.00

02:38:10.000 I agree. 0.98

02:38:11.000 Anybody that doesn't think this is the best time ever on earth is silly. 0.99

02:38:15.000 You're not paying attention. 0.93

02:38:16.000 We're not taking advantage of the situation then.

02:38:18.000 Yeah.

02:38:18.000 Here's what we have.

02:38:19.000 We're hearing all this stuff to keep us happy and keep us occupied.

02:38:23.000 Calculator watches.

02:38:24.000 You know, cell phones.

02:38:28.000 Tons of things that occupy our time.

02:38:32.000 There are things that occupy our time in a negative way.

02:38:35.000 They can take your time away.

02:38:37.000 But they also give you the opportunity to do things.

02:38:39.000 It's up to you to decide what you do with your time.

02:38:41.000 Exactly.

02:38:42.000 That's that thing again.

02:38:44.000 They say, oh, it's bad to be selfish.

02:38:46.000 And I think, oh, it's not, because if you're concerned with yourself and what you're up to, you turn out to be a better product for the other people around you.

02:38:53.000 You say, oh, wow, this guy's actually spent some time with himself to understand more about...

02:38:57.000 Selfish is a weird word, though, because when I think of selfish, I think of like...

02:39:01.000 Greedy.

02:39:02.000 Greedy.

02:39:02.000 Like, you know those movies where, like, people are trapped somewhere and it turns out one dude's been hogging all the food and lying about it?

02:39:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:39:08.000 That guy's a selfish fuck. 1.00

02:39:09.000 That's the way they present. 1.00

02:39:10.000 Right?

02:39:11.000 Yes.

02:39:11.000 You know what I mean?

02:39:11.000 You hear about that guy and you're like, you dick.

02:39:13.000 Or one guy, like, shuts the door. 1.00

02:39:15.000 You know, like, stop!

02:39:16.000 Don't shut the door!

02:39:17.000 Yeah.

02:39:18.000 He runs away. 0.89

02:39:19.000 That guy's selfish. 1.00

02:39:20.000 That's a selfish person. 1.00

02:39:21.000 Then you hear the people get killed by the monster. 0.76

02:39:23.000 Then you find out that he shut the door. 1.00

02:39:25.000 You're like, you dick. 1.00

02:39:26.000 That's a selfish guy. 1.00

02:39:28.000 But there's also self-aware and self-awareness and concentrating on yourself.

02:39:33.000 Some people are uncomfortable with other people concentrating on themselves.

02:39:36.000 Some people are uncomfortable with people that are really into their bodies.

02:39:40.000 They're uncomfortable with people that are really into fitness or people that are really into health.

02:39:43.000 They get upset at them.

02:39:44.000 They don't like it.

02:39:45.000 It makes them feel bad.

02:39:46.000 Remember, they used to look at the label in the store, and you look at these people in a shopping store, and they're looking at the label, and these are words you don't even know what they mean many years ago.

02:39:57.000 Now, everybody knows.

02:39:58.000 Everybody's now looking at it.

02:40:00.000 High fructose corn syrup.

02:40:01.000 Look at that.

02:40:01.000 Times have changed.

02:40:02.000 I can't tell you how many times I've picked up an ingredient.

02:40:05.000 I can't say it.

02:40:08.000 I'm not going to eat it.

02:40:09.000 I can't even read what this stuff is.

02:40:10.000 I'm not going to put it in my mouth.

02:40:12.000 Are you kidding me?

02:40:13.000 You know what I started looking at recently that I never looked at before?

02:40:15.000 Grams of sugar in drinks.

02:40:17.000 Like grams of sugar in like a sports drink.

02:40:21.000 One of those sports drinks type things.

02:40:23.000 It's crazy.

02:40:24.000 It's like more sugar than you're supposed to have in a day.

02:40:26.000 Is it sugar even?

02:40:28.000 Now there's the stuff from the beets and there's the stuff from the corn syrup.

02:40:31.000 Beets? 0.98

02:40:32.000 Yeah, beet sugar.

02:40:33.000 Beet sugar? 0.96

02:40:33.000 Yeah. 0.96

02:40:34.000 Sounds good.

02:40:35.000 Well, you know, you would think it's good.

02:40:36.000 I think that they're supposed to have been modified or something.

02:40:39.000 I don't know once again.

02:40:42.000 Chemtrails!

02:40:42.000 Yeah.

02:40:44.000 Try not to get too upset by all this, but try to...

02:40:46.000 When you buy the sugar, get the cane sugar, organic cane sugar.

02:40:50.000 Yes.

02:40:50.000 That's what the labels...

02:40:51.000 Now I understand that.

02:40:53.000 I read all labels.

02:40:54.000 Your body doesn't want sugar like that. 1.00

02:40:56.000 I mean, you can have it in cookies, and you can have it in cakes, and you can have it in moderation, and you'll be fine.

02:41:01.000 But your body doesn't want it like that.

02:41:03.000 Your body wants sugar that's attached to foods. 0.99

02:41:05.000 Right.

02:41:05.000 Yeah.

02:41:06.000 There's a lot of yummy stuff.

02:41:07.000 Fruits and stuff.

02:41:08.000 I love that stuff. 0.94

02:41:09.000 If oranges didn't exist, okay, if they didn't exist and you had to go to some crazy exotic location to find an orange, like a real good ripe Florida orange, one of those big plump ones where it's easy to peel and you bite into that fucker and you're like, oh, it's so delicious. 0.97

02:41:23.000 It would be an extreme luxury. 0.90

02:41:25.000 It's so much better than caviar.

02:41:27.000 It's just caviar is hard to get. 1.00

02:41:29.000 But caviar tastes like dog shit. 1.00

02:41:32.000 Oh, it's an acquired taste. 1.00

02:41:33.000 No one needs an acquired taste for oranges.

02:41:35.000 I like it.

02:41:35.000 Oranges are delicious.

02:41:37.000 You like caviar?

02:41:38.000 Yeah, I do. 1.00

02:41:38.000 You're one of those motherfuckers. 1.00

02:41:39.000 I used to live with some Russian people. 1.00

02:41:42.000 You acquired the taste.

02:41:43.000 I did acquire the taste.

02:41:45.000 I can appreciate the...

02:41:48.000 Nothing wrong with it, but my point is you had to acquire it.

02:41:52.000 Orange is right there.

02:41:53.000 Perfect.

02:41:53.000 It's delicious.

02:41:54.000 It's very different.

02:41:55.000 I get it.

02:41:56.000 It's a sophisticated palate that recognizes the subtleties of our caviar.

02:42:01.000 Our caviar is from a very particular type of sturgeon.

02:42:05.000 Yeah.

02:42:06.000 I can't even tell if it's green.

02:42:07.000 I mean, if it's black or the red or whatever.

02:42:10.000 It all tastes kind of like the same to me.

02:42:12.000 It's dark-shaped.

02:42:12.000 It's like wine.

02:42:13.000 It's nasty.

02:42:13.000 I never used to...

02:42:14.000 I can't really tell the difference.

02:42:16.000 Oh, this tastes like a wine.

02:42:18.000 I can taste good wine.

02:42:19.000 Like wine that tastes good.

02:42:20.000 I just don't...

02:42:21.000 It's good to...

02:42:22.000 A sommelier, that is a real job.

02:42:24.000 Like someone who actually understands why.

02:42:26.000 The palette.

02:42:26.000 The guys who are really good at it, it really is an art.

02:42:29.000 They spit it out and stuff.

02:42:30.000 They don't even swallow it. 1.00

02:42:31.000 Because otherwise they'd get fucked up. 0.99

02:42:33.000 They could tell what it is by swirling it somehow in their mouth. 0.99

02:42:37.000 Yeah, well, you still get drunk, but you get drunk less quick than if you drink it all.

02:42:42.000 It tastes good, and your tongue.

02:42:44.000 Sublingually, you're getting...

02:42:45.000 Some of them drink it, though. 0.99

02:42:47.000 They just go old school and get that fucking Orson Welles potbelly and keep rocking it and keep hitting Sonoma hard every year. 1.00

02:42:54.000 Fucking pound that Santa Ynez wine. 1.00

02:42:58.000 I've never gone to one of those... 0.99

02:43:00.000 Those wine tasting things.

02:43:01.000 Wine tasting things?

02:43:02.000 Brian swears by it.

02:43:03.000 Oh, it's great.

02:43:03.000 It's fun.

02:43:04.000 I don't want to be around a bunch of stinky drunks out there pretending to be cultured, wearing your fucking boat shoes. 1.00

02:43:09.000 Get away from me. 1.00

02:43:11.000 Dudes with those moccasins with the fucking, those weird yellow shoelaces and their moccasins. 1.00

02:43:19.000 Get out of here, man. 1.00

02:43:20.000 I know what you're doing.

02:43:20.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:43:21.000 Those weird things.

02:43:22.000 I know what you're doing.

02:43:23.000 Get out of here.

02:43:23.000 We used to do gigs down there at the Ganey Winery.

02:43:26.000 Ganey, you heard of that?

02:43:27.000 Gigs?

02:43:27.000 A band gig?

02:43:28.000 Yeah, a band.

02:43:28.000 You know, it shows.

02:43:29.000 Yeah?

02:43:30.000 At Ganey Winery.

02:43:31.000 They have gigs at a winery?

02:43:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:43:33.000 Outside.

02:43:33.000 It used to be fun.

02:43:34.000 It's like a party.

02:43:34.000 Well, we're running out of time.

02:43:36.000 So let's talk about your tank center and the new place that you guys are doing.

02:43:41.000 And what's the difference between what you're doing and what...

02:43:45.000 A lot of these commercial places that are using these home tanks, there's a real problem with that, right?

02:43:51.000 As far as infections, as far as safety, everything needs to be moved to a higher standard.

02:43:59.000 That's certainly our opinion of the situation.

02:44:02.000 We've been working with NSF and the other state and local authorities then to get in tune with what's required as far as rules and regulations.

02:44:12.000 As far as testing the water?

02:44:13.000 That's our certification.

02:44:15.000 We've been certified.

02:44:16.000 We have a three-log kill, what they call it, which is a 99.9 of all the microorganisms that are infected.

02:44:22.000 They infect the water, then they see how long it takes to eradicate this infection.

02:44:26.000 And obviously this is a big difference between someone who just has one that's only for them, only for their own personal use, which is like a lot of these more low-end ones, and someone who is running a commercial business.

02:44:36.000 Sort of like the difference between your home pool and your swimming pool at the gym.

02:44:39.000 I always like to say, you know, it's like opening a restaurant with an easy-bake oven.

02:44:44.000 You know, it isn't appropriate.

02:44:46.000 For appropriate, you see, this is not up to us to decide anyway.

02:44:50.000 All that we've had to do is adhere to...

02:44:53.000 These standards and codes that have been set up by realistic people that understand...

02:44:59.000 And you've helped with setting up these standards and codes.

02:45:02.000 Absolutely.

02:45:02.000 This is a very important thing for you, right?

02:45:04.000 Super important.

02:45:05.000 It's more important to us than anything else is this disinfection, this ability to disinfect this solution correctly between usages.

02:45:13.000 Because we don't use chemicals, and we're all tested to do this 3-log.

02:45:18.000 We actually did a 7-log in a vessel.

02:45:20.000 The vessel itself generally contaminates the specimen, but we have such a small body of water and such an intense system there of cleaning that they tested the material in the vessel and we still got the 3-log and surpassed that.

02:45:33.000 But that's within one cleaning cycle without any use of chemicals.

02:45:37.000 The problem with chemicals now, which is what everybody else has to do due to the fact that they are unwilling to spend the money on the disinfection process, which is this, I told you about this, UV lights, like $9,000, $7,500 for the generators and so on.

02:45:51.000 It's a lot of bread to get it right, man.

02:45:54.000 Electrical stuff, see our UL listing as well.

02:45:56.000 Underwriters Laboratory.

02:45:57.000 This is electricity and people.

02:46:00.000 You're in water and electricity.

02:46:04.000 Scooter McGee said it's okay, or Shifty Williams over here.

02:46:07.000 Shifty Williams!

02:46:08.000 Yeah, who are these people and what it makes them understand? 0.99

02:46:11.000 Fucking Shifty. 0.99

02:46:12.000 Yeah, fucking Shifty's got us before, you know, and we've heard his story, but the facts are the facts. 0.99

02:46:18.000 You need to go into a laboratory and evaluate the situation correctly, utilizing, you know, methods that are ethical, not, you know... 0.98

02:46:29.000 You're pouring this chemicals, chlorine and bromine and peroxide, whatever it is in there, you're breaking down now this material and then creating a byproduct.

02:46:40.000 This byproduct then, you know, you're getting in there with it and you're sweating or pissing or spitting or whatever.

02:46:45.000 Then you're mixing you with this, you know, the ammonia or nitrogen.

02:46:48.000 That's what a lot of people have an issue with.

02:46:50.000 When I talk to them about the tank, they always say that.

02:46:51.000 Like, I'm going to get in the water that someone else has been in. 0.99

02:46:53.000 That's fucking weird. 0.96

02:46:54.000 Thank you. 0.98

02:46:54.000 We should have an issue with it. 0.98

02:46:55.000 There is an issue with it.

02:46:57.000 If these things are not dealt with properly, it's an infestation.

02:47:03.000 And as the popularity of these things grows, this is something we really need to consider because this is something that could become an issue for some folks.

02:47:10.000 And I know that you're very conscientious about this.

02:47:12.000 This is very important to you.

02:47:13.000 And this is one of the main focuses of conversation that we've had over the years is about this need to make sure that everything is at the same standards as the tanks that you have.

02:47:22.000 It's important for the people that are doing this to have a product then that is credible, that has been designed correctly, that's had a lot of time and effort spent to verify how it actually works and what it does,

02:47:38.000 you know, and then...

02:47:40.000 It does all the good and none of the harm.

02:47:42.000 Right.

02:47:42.000 Cuts all the potential harm out.

02:47:44.000 All checked out, you know, and documented.

02:47:46.000 And like I said, this new UL stuff too, the amount of...

02:47:52.000 The adjustments that we've had to do with the electrical aspects of this thing are tremendous.

02:47:59.000 We've been working for four years with NSF to try to establish these guidelines then for effective...

02:48:11.000 Purification. 0.71

02:48:12.000 Yes.

02:48:12.000 For people then to do this, because if you don't have it and people come away from it with a bad, you know, how long is it going to last?

02:48:20.000 The industry, you know, it needs to have guidelines and standards set up to adhere to, then to become a credible...

02:48:28.000 Well, I commend the fact also that you're meeting it head-on before it becomes a big issue.

02:48:33.000 There's not a lot of people that are reporting infections, a lot of people that have become sick because of it.

02:48:38.000 But if this industry continues to grow, the potential instances of people not taking care of their water can rise, and that could potentially damage the reputation that you fought so hard to try to let people know about the positive benefits of this.

02:48:53.000 I know you.

02:48:53.000 You've been working on this for a long time, man.

02:48:55.000 It's catching on now, right?

02:48:57.000 Yeah.

02:48:58.000 It's been something I've been dedicated to with everything I have.

02:49:04.000 It's been involved in trying to get this right.

02:49:07.000 Because it's important, you know, that this technology is not overlooked right now.

02:49:14.000 We need to get a whole...

02:49:15.000 You see, if it's set up with these little Mickey Mouse second-rate rigs, the authorities are not going to okay it.

02:49:21.000 They're not going to allow it.

02:49:23.000 We've already been...

02:49:23.000 But they allow it right now.

02:49:24.000 They allow it now because it's unregulated.

02:49:26.000 Okay, so it's going to eventually be regulated?

02:49:28.000 Absolutely.

02:49:29.000 That's what this...

02:49:29.000 We showed you this...

02:49:30.000 Right.

02:49:31.000 I know, but to people that are listening, when is this all going to take place?

02:49:34.000 Absolutely.

02:49:34.000 It's happening now.

02:49:35.000 We have a task group that's been formed with both the Canadian Ministry of Health and several health and safety officials here in this country, state-wise, local-wise, and NSF, National Sanitization Foundation, to set up these guidelines.

02:49:49.000 So they're realizing that this industry is growing and they're stepping in?

02:49:53.000 Absolutely.

02:49:54.000 Absolutely.

02:49:54.000 We were at a task group.

02:49:57.000 What was that thing called?

02:50:00.000 We went to a thing and they had callers calling in.

02:50:05.000 It was the most asked about subject, the topic that they had conversated about at this.

02:50:10.000 It was called a task.

02:50:11.000 What was the meeting called?

02:50:12.000 Do you think that it's possible for you to make two different tanks to make a commercial fully sanitized unit and make a unit for the home that's less complex and more affordable?

02:50:22.000 See, we were thinking about that because naturally that would be a good business sense.

02:50:27.000 But we got back to the point again, it's like, in order to do it right, this is what it costs.

02:50:32.000 I mean, we could make it Mickey Mouse or whatever.

02:50:34.000 But is it Mickey Mouse for the consumer?

02:50:36.000 Like, say if it's just you.

02:50:38.000 Crash lives by himself.

02:50:39.000 Crash loves to do the isolation tank. 0.92

02:50:41.000 Crash is not going to jerk off or pee in his tank. 0.65

02:50:43.000 Or if I do, I'll be in there with myself. 0.97

02:50:45.000 Ew.

02:50:46.000 You know what I mean?

02:50:49.000 But if you're going into some place and it's these people and those people, it's not, you know?

02:50:54.000 Right.

02:50:54.000 But what's happening then, what we were doing was trying to, you know, people, they're cheap.

02:51:00.000 So they're going to say, oh, I'll buy the cheap one.

02:51:02.000 Well, first of all, people are broke, too.

02:51:04.000 Broke, that's true. 0.98

02:51:05.000 It's fucking super expensive to buy one of those things. 0.99

02:51:07.000 That's correct. 0.87

02:51:07.000 I mean, I know that the equipment is really costly and it's really high-end, but all I'm trying to say is with our last five minutes of time before we turn into a pumpkin, all I'm trying to say is, is it possible that it could be made into a consumer unit? 0.87

02:51:22.000 Yes, it would be, but back to the liability.

02:51:25.000 See, in order to get this right and not harm anybody by different things, it's not easy.

02:51:34.000 How much more do you have to say about this stuff?

02:51:36.000 Do you want to do another hour?

02:51:37.000 Want to shut this off and do another hour?

02:51:39.000 Are you cool to talk about this, or are you running out of gas?

02:51:41.000 I'm not running out of gas.

02:51:43.000 I don't run out of gas.

02:51:44.000 Let's just wrap this up, because we're running out of time.

02:51:46.000 So we'll wrap this up.

02:51:47.000 We'll be right back in about 10 more minutes.

02:51:49.000 I have nine minutes?

02:51:51.000 Yeah.

02:51:53.000 That's okay.

02:51:54.000 We'll wrap it up.

02:51:55.000 We'll wrap it up and we'll come right back.

02:51:57.000 Alright, so thanks to Onnit.com.

02:52:01.000 Go to O-N-N-I-T. Use the code word ROGAN. Save 10% off any and all supplements.

02:52:05.000 I just wanted to give you a chance to go into a lot of these issues that we talked about before.

02:52:10.000 So we'll be right back with Crash.

02:52:12.000 It probably won't be a full podcast, but it'll probably be like 40 minutes.

02:52:16.000 That's what I recommend.

02:52:18.000 I recommend another 40 minutes.

02:52:19.000 We'll be right back.

The Joe Rogan Experience - June 30, 2014

Joe Rogan Experience #517 - Crash, from Float Lab

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