The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #777 - Brian Redban

00:00:09.000 Are we live?

00:00:10.000 Jesus Christ, Jamie, you're so quick on the draw! 1.00

00:00:14.000 You fucking maniac! 1.00

00:00:16.000 Give Jamie a couple days off and he starts chomping at the bit to hit that go button. 1.00

00:00:22.000 Did you hear that Microsoft made a fucking AI and they had to delete it after a day because it became a Hitler-loving sex robot? 1.00

00:00:32.000 What? 1.00

00:00:34.000 Somebody found a way to make it do that, though.

00:00:36.000 Of course.

00:00:37.000 Yeah, they found a flaw in the AI that will make it repeat stuff. 0.94

00:00:42.000 And so a team of people on Twitter purposely tried to make it racist and all this crap.

00:00:48.000 It's pretty funny.

00:00:49.000 Well, it highlights the problems with an artificial intelligence, though.

00:00:53.000 Like, the idea that you've created something that's some sort of a computer that someone can manipulate. 0.97

00:00:59.000 I mean, if it's this easy to do something that fucking Microsoft created, you would have thought that Microsoft, being a computer manufacturer and a manufacturer of operating systems, would understand the goddamn internet. 0.98

00:01:11.000 Right. 0.98

00:01:12.000 It's kind of weird, though.

00:01:13.000 It's so realistic that that's what kids actually have to deal with every day on Twitter. 0.99

00:01:18.000 Like, a seven-year-old goes on Twitter, it's going to see racist shit, it's going to see porn, it's going to see all this crazy stuff. 0.99

00:01:23.000 So it's actually pretty realistic. 1.00

00:01:25.000 Well, it is in a way, right?

00:01:27.000 There's a real problem with that.

00:01:30.000 There's a real problem with what kids are being exposed to right away.

00:01:34.000 If they go online, and I think they go online as soon as they get a phone, right?

00:01:38.000 As soon as kids get a phone and they start talking to each other and they understand that the phone gets online, they're online, right? 0.99

00:01:43.000 So they're exposed to fucking everything. 0.99

00:01:46.000 You get on Facebook, and if you're doing that, man, if you're getting on Twitter, like, on a daily basis, you're gonna be exposed to some really nutty shit. 1.00

00:01:56.000 And these fucking kids, like, they're not being prepared for this. 1.00

00:02:01.000 They're just being thrown into this. 1.00

00:02:03.000 It's so weird just hearing what my mom, since she's been on the internet recently, because she got the internet like a year ago, just her language, how she talks is different.

00:02:14.000 Like, she's talking about retweeting and hashtags, and it's like, my mom never used that language before.

00:02:19.000 Somebody made a post on the Rogan board the other day that was so perfect.

00:02:21.000 They were like, before the internet, I never had any conversations about feminism. 1.00

00:02:27.000 I never argued with anybody about transgenders.

00:02:30.000 There's like all these things that all of a sudden became an issue because of the internet.

00:02:35.000 Where were transgender rights when we were kids? 0.76

00:02:39.000 There wasn't.

00:02:39.000 There was nothing!

00:02:40.000 We were allowed to run him over with cars, I thought.

00:02:43.000 No, you couldn't do that.

00:02:44.000 But there was that Rene Richards, who was a high-profile case, because Rene Richards, is that the name?

00:02:49.000 Rene the tennis player.

00:02:52.000 Is that the right name?

00:02:53.000 It might not be the right name.

00:02:54.000 The last name might be off.

00:02:56.000 But there was a tennis player who was a man who was not a very good tennis player.

00:03:00.000 I should say, not very good as a professional.

00:03:02.000 That's it.

00:03:03.000 That's it?

00:03:04.000 That's the right name?

00:03:05.000 A lot better than me because I don't play tennis, right? 0.99

00:03:07.000 So, he became a woman and just started fucking dominating. 0.98

00:03:11.000 Like, became like a top flight tennis player. 1.00

00:03:14.000 And a lot of people were like, holy shit. 0.99

00:03:17.000 Like, how does that work? 0.99

00:03:19.000 Is that really a woman? 1.00

00:03:21.000 Like, this was like the precursor to the bullshit about the chick who used to be a dude for 30 years, became a chick for two years, and then started fighting female MMA. With this is a way the female MMA one is a way worse case because you're talking about someone beating the shit out of somebody with male bones and male mind and male tendons and all that jazz but Renee Richards was beating a lot of fucking like really good tennis players That were born women and there was a real controversy behind it where 0.99

00:03:51.000 people like man, I don't fucking know Like, how, what is, how do you, they should have a transgender league is what they should have. 0.96

00:03:59.000 They should have transgender, I mean, and transgenders are like, well, we want to be accepted as a regular person. 0.99

00:04:04.000 Well, you are, but not in fucking sports. 0.99

00:04:06.000 There's a reason why I can't play. 0.99

00:04:08.000 Like, and the Olympics is like, they're experiencing social pressure with this.

00:04:13.000 This is a big part of it.

00:04:15.000 And I think for some sports that don't have anything to do with explosiveness and sheer power, and then you could say like, well, Serena Williams is always going to be stronger and faster than a lot of men.

00:04:28.000 It's true, but one of them is Serena or their sister. 0.99

00:04:33.000 The drug testing people came to their house, they locked themselves in a fucking safe room. 0.99

00:04:39.000 What do you think that is? 1.00

00:04:40.000 Do you think they just got done smoking a joint, though?

00:04:42.000 No.

00:04:43.000 No, I do not, Brian.

00:04:45.000 I think it's steroids.

00:04:47.000 I think it's performance-enhancing drugs.

00:04:49.000 I have friends that are girls that take testosterone. 1.00

00:04:54.000 They're jujitsu girls, and they compete, and they travel all over the place and compete, and they take fucking testosterone. 1.00

00:05:03.000 Testosterone in the jujitsu world, this is coming from obviously a person who takes testosterone, me. 0.98

00:05:09.000 Serena Williams locked herself in a panic room in drug test mix-up. 0.95

00:05:12.000 There was no mix-up! 0.99

00:05:13.000 She knew what the fuck was going on. 1.00

00:05:15.000 She's like, there's a stalker! 1.00

00:05:16.000 Someone's trying to kill me! 1.00

00:05:19.000 If that chick had a tennis racket, she could beat the fuck out of anyone in the world. 1.00

00:05:23.000 You think she's really worried about some fucking dork with a pocket protector comes to her house with a piss cup? 1.00

00:05:29.000 Why can't you just not answer the door? 1.00

00:05:31.000 No, you can't.

00:05:32.000 They have rules.

00:05:33.000 The USADA. They need to know where you are at all times.

00:05:36.000 This is how crazy their rules are.

00:05:37.000 Donald Cerrone.

00:05:38.000 Who obviously fights for the UFC. He's one of the top pros in the world, right?

00:05:43.000 Donald fucking Cerrone gets a call from the USADA while he's doing something for the UFC. He flew to Vegas for the UFC. And they're like, we're at your house. 0.81

00:05:53.000 We're trying to test you.

00:05:53.000 He's like, well, I'm at the UFC. Like, we have to tell us exactly where you are.

00:05:57.000 He's like, well, the fucking UFC knows where I am, man. 0.96

00:05:59.000 I'm here for the UFC. Like, what are you talking about? 0.99

00:06:02.000 He wasn't there competing.

00:06:04.000 He was there to watch.

00:06:05.000 But they will tell you.

00:06:06.000 You have to tell them where you are in any given day.

00:06:09.000 All the time.

00:06:10.000 You always have to be able to be reached.

00:06:11.000 Wow.

00:06:12.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:06:12.000 So, she fucking knew. 0.99

00:06:15.000 Yeah, but you think instead of a panic room, she could just be like, I'm not going to answer the door. 0.99

00:06:18.000 I'm just going to be asleep.

00:06:20.000 Because that confirms that she was scared.

00:06:23.000 She locks herself in her panic room, and she confirms that she really was scared.

00:06:26.000 It's a great escape.

00:06:28.000 It's a great excuse.

00:06:29.000 Look, it might be the case.

00:06:30.000 The guy at the door... 1.00

00:06:31.000 Look, I might be full of shit. 1.00

00:06:33.000 The guy at the door might have been some serial killer-looking fuck who also works for the USADA. He might have been swole. 1.00

00:06:39.000 He might have been scary-looking. 1.00

00:06:41.000 Who the fuck knows? 1.00

00:06:41.000 I don't know, but if I had to guess, that chick is so fucking explosive. 1.00

00:06:47.000 She's so fast, and it is a ridiculously competitive sport. 1.00

00:06:52.000 I mean, unbelievably competitive.

00:06:53.000 And the money is astronomical.

00:06:56.000 You're talking about millions of dollars to be someone like a Serena Williams.

00:07:00.000 Of course she would take steroids if she could get away with it. 1.00

00:07:03.000 If she'd get away with it.

00:07:04.000 And she doesn't have a problem with it ethically. 0.99

00:07:06.000 If she was one of those people that grew up in the world of competitive sports, like she is, they realize, man, it's not a fucking dog-eat-dog world. 0.97

00:07:14.000 You know, when I had Lance Armstrong on, he didn't want to take steroids. 0.97

00:07:18.000 He didn't want to do all that stuff.

00:07:19.000 But he did it because everybody else was doing it.

00:07:21.000 And they realized, like, we gotta do this.

00:07:23.000 We wanna win? 0.99

00:07:23.000 If you wanna win, we gotta fucking do this. 0.99

00:07:26.000 They all do it, man. 0.99

00:07:27.000 It works. 0.99

00:07:28.000 And that's why sports suck. 0.98

00:07:30.000 They don't suck. 0.98

00:07:31.000 Yeah, because you don't know who's on what and who's doing what. 0.98

00:07:33.000 It's not fair. 0.99

00:07:34.000 You're just watching bullshit. 0.99

00:07:35.000 Yeah, but that's part of the fun. 0.99

00:07:38.000 Part of the fun is wondering whether or not a guy's on the juice. 0.92

00:07:40.000 Did you see Rosie O'Donnell's brother caught what he said about the U.S. Yeah, well, he's gay. 0.99

00:07:46.000 Rosie O'Donnell's brother's gay. 0.92

00:07:47.000 And this is what he said. 1.00

00:07:49.000 He said it's like gay porn with a different ending. 1.00

00:07:51.000 That's hilarious. 1.00

00:07:52.000 That's what gay people would say. 0.97

00:07:54.000 He looks so funny, though. 0.96

00:07:55.000 Like, when he's saying it, it's just, it looks like it's fake.

00:07:58.000 That's one of those things, like, this is not real. 1.00

00:08:00.000 This is part of the simulation shit that it's bullshit. 0.99

00:08:03.000 That video is one of the funniest videos. 1.00

00:08:05.000 It is quite hilarious.

00:08:06.000 It looks like a Saturday Night Live skit. 0.99

00:08:07.000 He can get away with it because he's gay. 0.99

00:08:09.000 Gay people have so much more leeway to say gay stuff. 0.98

00:08:13.000 You know? 0.98

00:08:15.000 We call everything gay. 0.98

00:08:16.000 Because it's gay to him. 0.99

00:08:18.000 To him, it's gay. 1.00

00:08:19.000 To him, it is like gay porn. 1.00

00:08:21.000 But do you think there's a huge percentage of people that aren't into the UFC that go, I agree, man, a bunch of guys rolling around. 0.99

00:08:29.000 Yeah, so what?

00:08:31.000 Who cares?

00:08:32.000 I wouldn't be upset at that guy.

00:08:33.000 I mean, I think that guy helped the UFC. Here, let's play it so we can listen to it.

00:08:38.000 Because it's so fucker. 0.99

00:08:40.000 His name is Daniel O'Donnell. 1.00

00:08:41.000 You're a naked hot man. 0.99

00:08:43.000 Rolling around on top of one another, trying to dominate each other. 1.00

00:08:49.000 And just in case you don't know, that's gay porn with a different ending, okay? 0.99

00:08:55.000 I want to hear what else he says. 0.99

00:08:57.000 Keep going.

00:08:58.000 I won't describe the ending for you, but as I've gotten older, the endings are less important.

00:09:05.000 Okay, so...

00:09:07.000 He's got good delivery.

00:09:11.000 Good timing.

00:09:13.000 The aggression and the violence of what that was did not make me necessarily comfortable.

00:09:20.000 But again, kind of agnostic.

00:09:24.000 Then we had a colleague here who was brought before the committee, and I've enjoyed this week's discussion about our rules. 0.90

00:09:30.000 God, he couldn't be gay. 0.99

00:09:31.000 I know. 0.97

00:09:32.000 He looks like John Waters.

00:09:33.000 I enjoyed our conversation.

00:09:35.000 Sometimes these processes work.

00:09:38.000 So what happened?

00:09:39.000 We had a colleague here who was deeply offended by what this was.

00:09:45.000 Deeply offended.

00:09:47.000 Thought it was like the Christians and the lions in Roman times.

00:09:50.000 Let's pause this.

00:09:54.000 Why do people think that because they get deeply offended by something, they should be able to change what other people enjoy?

00:10:00.000 Or they should be able to take freedoms away from people?

00:10:02.000 Especially when you're talking about something that's been already licensed and regulated by 49 out of 50 states.

00:10:10.000 That this guy could say, I'm offended.

00:10:13.000 And I feel like this is like the Christians and the Lions. 1.00

00:10:14.000 Guess what, dummy? 0.86

00:10:15.000 First of all, there's two problems with that. 0.99

00:10:18.000 The Christians didn't have a choice, and the fucking Lions didn't have a choice, and it was to the death, and they didn't train for it, and it wasn't like a huge dream of theirs, and it couldn't be a hugely profitable career where you can make Ronda Rousey, Conor McGregor type money, and Nate Diaz money now, 0.98

00:10:34.000 too. 0.99

00:10:34.000 Our friend Nate Diaz is rolling in cash now. 0.99

00:10:37.000 Rollin' ballin' out! 0.99

00:10:39.000 He might not fight again. 0.99

00:10:42.000 He might beat Conor's ass again if they fight and then take two years off. 0.99

00:10:47.000 He's making millions of dollars. 1.00

00:10:48.000 Or not beat Conor's ass. 1.00

00:10:49.000 Who knows? 1.00

00:10:51.000 Right?

00:10:51.000 I mean, Conor can win.

00:10:52.000 Just slap him. 0.73

00:10:54.000 I just had a feeling going into that fight. 0.98

00:10:57.000 I was like...

00:10:58.000 This is a big difference.

00:10:59.000 There's a big difference to when Nate Diaz strikes and anybody else that Connors fought.

00:11:04.000 Like, Nate is real slick with his hands.

00:11:06.000 He's real good at shoulder rolling.

00:11:08.000 He's got a nasty jab.

00:11:10.000 He drops his hands and sneaks stuff in on you.

00:11:13.000 He knows how to, like, throw punches, too, with, like, minimal wind-up.

00:11:17.000 He knows how to pop-pop you.

00:11:19.000 And he'll ding you, man. 0.92

00:11:20.000 He dings guys on the chin.

00:11:23.000 Like what he did with Michael Johnson, I was like, ooh, this is a tough fight.

00:11:26.000 And he's a tough out.

00:11:27.000 The only guy that's ever stopped him is Josh Thompson, head kicked him.

00:11:30.000 And when Josh Thompson head kicked him, like he still didn't go out.

00:11:34.000 He got rocked. 0.99

00:11:34.000 But he's fucking tough, man. 0.99

00:11:37.000 I was like, ooh. 0.99

00:11:38.000 And if it goes to the ground, oh, that's the wrong guy.

00:11:42.000 Nate Diaz is the wrong guy to go to the ground with.

00:11:44.000 He's a legit.

00:11:45.000 Legit black belt.

00:11:47.000 A really high-level black belt.

00:11:49.000 And I knew Conor had gotten submitted by Joe Duffy.

00:11:51.000 Anybody can get submitted if you get caught.

00:11:53.000 But he got submitted by that Joe Duffy guy just a few years ago.

00:11:56.000 And Joe Duffy's a very talented fighter, no doubt about it, but...

00:12:00.000 Nate wouldn't have got submitted by that same guy.

00:12:02.000 I highly, highly, highly doubt it.

00:12:05.000 I mean, Dos Anjos, that level, there's a few guys where you're like, ooh, if you submit that guy, he's only been submitted in the UFC Dos Anjos once, and that's because he had a broken jaw. 0.91

00:12:16.000 And it's Clay Guido who submitted him, because Clay was on top of him squeezing his neck, and his jaw was smashed, and he realized he was really fucked, and so he tapped.

00:12:24.000 But, like, a guy like Connor, if you've been tapped before by Joe Duffy just a couple years ago with an arm triangle, you got caught like that. 0.92

00:12:31.000 Like, you've got a lot to learn.

00:12:32.000 And I don't know if you've learned it all in time.

00:12:35.000 Like, you've got to be obsessed with jiu-jitsu.

00:12:37.000 You've got to be in there every day training.

00:12:39.000 And I didn't think he did.

00:12:40.000 I didn't think he was that.

00:12:41.000 I thought it was more of, you know, like movement and striking and all that stuff.

00:12:44.000 And I know he was doing some jiu-jitsu, but it's not like the primary focus. 0.96

00:12:49.000 So I felt like, oof, that's a big, deep-end fucking jump. 0.98

00:12:52.000 He might knock him out. 0.99

00:12:53.000 I mean, Conor can knock out anybody.

00:12:55.000 But he didn't.

00:12:56.000 So now that he didn't, and now that Nate knows he didn't, and now they're going to go into the second fight, and Nate's going to have a full training camp, ooh, good luck.

00:13:05.000 What's the benefit of this second fight for Conor?

00:13:08.000 Cash money, baby! 0.99

00:13:09.000 That's it?

00:13:09.000 That's what I thought.

00:13:09.000 Through the roof!

00:13:11.000 Cash money!

00:13:13.000 Outside of that, is there any good benefit?

00:13:15.000 Well, he could always go down to 145 again.

00:13:17.000 He's still a champion at 145. But the amount of money a Nate Diaz-Conor McGregor rematch makes is gonna be off the fucking charts. 0.98

00:13:27.000 Nate Diaz is a superstar, and people didn't realize it. 0.89

00:13:31.000 Until, like, the Michael Johnson fight, people realized it, when he was calling out Conor in the octagon, and everybody was cheering.

00:13:37.000 And also, like, the ratings.

00:13:39.000 Like, when Nate Diaz... 1.00

00:13:40.000 He's a fuck... 1.00

00:13:40.000 You know, there was a big thing where Dana White had said that he's not a needle mover. 1.00

00:13:44.000 You know, he's when they were in the middle of contract negotiations.

00:13:47.000 He couldn't be further from the truth.

00:13:49.000 He's a big needle.

00:13:50.000 I love Dana, but that's just contract negotiation talk. 0.96

00:13:54.000 Maybe he didn't know.

00:13:57.000 It's possible he didn't know, but I know. 0.99

00:13:59.000 Because the Diaz brothers, as far as my friends that are casual MMA fans, the Diaz brothers are fucking huge. 0.99

00:14:06.000 They're huge! 0.98

00:14:07.000 Those guys are giant stars! 1.00

00:14:10.000 And after Nick, like, pretended to sleep with Anderson Silva, they talk mad shit. 0.99

00:14:16.000 They actually can fight. 0.99

00:14:17.000 They fight very good. 0.99

00:14:19.000 I mean, they're excellent world-class fighters, and they talk mad shit, and they smoke a lot of weed, and they mostly eat vegan. 0.96

00:14:27.000 I think Nick might be all vegan. 0.98

00:14:29.000 I think Nick still eats fish, but I know Nate eats fish.

00:14:33.000 And I think they eat eggs too.

00:14:34.000 They eat tortillas and stuff that's made with eggs.

00:14:37.000 But they're interesting guys, man. 0.96

00:14:40.000 They're fucking legit, fascinating people. 0.83

00:14:44.000 So, like, there's money, my point is. 0.99

00:14:46.000 That guy's out of his mind.

00:14:47.000 This isn't the Christian versus the Lions.

00:14:49.000 This is a huge sport.

00:14:51.000 These guys are giant stars. 0.99

00:14:52.000 They're making fucking boatloads of cash. 0.99

00:14:55.000 Ronda Rousey was on the goddamn cover of Sports Illustrated with one of those paint things on. 1.00

00:14:59.000 Paint titties? 1.00

00:15:01.000 How's that okay? 0.98

00:15:02.000 How's that okay? 1.00

00:15:03.000 Can I paint my cock? 1.00

00:15:05.000 If I paint my cock, can I go out there? 1.00

00:15:07.000 Is that alright? 0.99

00:15:08.000 Do you make it look like an elephant or a chicken?

00:15:10.000 There's a line there, right? 1.00

00:15:13.000 It's like a woman's nipples. 1.00

00:15:14.000 You cannot show a woman's nipples on the cover of a magazine. 1.00

00:15:17.000 Well, how come you can show them painted on? 0.98

00:15:20.000 Why do we decide that painted on is okay?

00:15:22.000 What you're looking at right there is a naked Ronda Rousey with a fake swimsuit on. 1.00

00:15:27.000 That's so cool. 0.99

00:15:28.000 So, like, her vagina, I'm assuming, like most girls, you could see some of it from the front, right? 1.00

00:15:34.000 Can we spit- can we zoom in on the vagina? 1.00

00:15:35.000 Let's not do that, Brian. 0.99

00:15:37.000 Let's be respectful here. 1.00

00:15:39.000 For her sake and for Travis Brown's sake, because if he finds you, he'll fucking kill you. 0.99

00:15:43.000 So, oh, it's a cool thing, though. 1.00

00:15:45.000 It's like a cat.

00:15:46.000 They had, like, a cat design.

00:15:47.000 I didn't notice that.

00:15:48.000 That's good, because at the bottom could be a hairy chin. 0.71

00:15:51.000 See?

00:15:52.000 They thought about that in advance.

00:15:54.000 She had to probably tuck in some lip, I'm guessing. 0.98

00:15:56.000 Maybe not, man.

00:15:57.000 Maybe she's one of those tidy girls. 1.00

00:15:59.000 I don't know.

00:16:01.000 Is that rude?

00:16:01.000 Is it rude to say?

00:16:02.000 But my point is, Rhonda knows I love her. 1.00

00:16:05.000 My point is, I can't do that with my cock. 1.00

00:16:08.000 Oh my god, that's so cool. 1.00

00:16:10.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:11.000 Like, I could wear, like, I could get a full-on hard-on and put Lycra on, put, like, spandex on, and put it online, and people would say I was offensive, right?

00:16:21.000 But it would be okay.

00:16:23.000 Like, that was what the game did.

00:16:24.000 Do you remember that?

00:16:25.000 Jamie, you're a rap fan.

00:16:27.000 I remember that.

00:16:27.000 He had an Instagram post.

00:16:29.000 Yeah, he put an Instagram post. 1.00

00:16:30.000 He's got a hog like a fucking police flashlight. 1.00

00:16:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:35.000 He took a picture of him standing there with a fucking boner. 1.00

00:16:39.000 Oh, they won't even show it in this. 1.00

00:16:42.000 Some of them, there's one that shows it.

00:16:45.000 You got in trouble.

00:16:45.000 Yeah, look at this!

00:16:46.000 Jesus!

00:16:48.000 Well, he's holding on to it in one.

00:16:49.000 He's warming it up.

00:16:50.000 And then number two...

00:16:52.000 He's just showing it there.

00:16:54.000 I mean, to be honest, even as a guy, that's scary.

00:16:57.000 He's a large person, too.

00:16:59.000 He's a large human.

00:17:01.000 So that's like, but he can't fight.

00:17:03.000 There's a video of him beating some guy up, and I'm like, oh, dude, we need to work on some stuff with you.

00:17:09.000 We need to work on your technique.

00:17:10.000 I mean, he can fight, but he can't.

00:17:12.000 He doesn't know actual techniques.

00:17:16.000 Like Cat Williams fight.

00:17:17.000 He's not as good as Cat Williams.

00:17:19.000 Cat defended the choke. 0.97

00:17:20.000 If you notice, when they went to the ground, Cat never got strangled.

00:17:23.000 He held on.

00:17:24.000 He had two on one.

00:17:26.000 That's what you're supposed to do.

00:17:29.000 And the way he threw that left hand, I gotta say, there was zero power behind it.

00:17:33.000 It probably wouldn't knock out my seven-year-old.

00:17:35.000 But there was no fat in his technique.

00:17:39.000 Like, he didn't wind up.

00:17:40.000 He just uncorked it from here.

00:17:42.000 And it was a straight punch.

00:17:43.000 He uncorked a very short, straight left hand.

00:17:47.000 With a ring on, too, which is like a deadly weapon.

00:17:49.000 When you see the extended version of the video, it definitely seems like he was threatened.

00:17:52.000 It seemed like that kid was up in his face.

00:17:54.000 He followed him for whatever reason.

00:17:56.000 Well, that's unfortunate.

00:17:57.000 And the kid apparently said, Cat Williams is funnier.

00:18:00.000 You know, whatever.

00:18:03.000 Why do people want to do that?

00:18:05.000 Like, why does the kid want to do that?

00:18:06.000 It's Worldstar.

00:18:07.000 That's what it is. 0.99

00:18:07.000 It's goddamn Worldstar hip-hop. 0.99

00:18:09.000 We're gonna play the full version? 0.99

00:18:11.000 See, here we go.

00:18:12.000 The kid gets in his face.

00:18:14.000 Yeah, see, this version, it looks like he's just fighting with a kid.

00:18:18.000 See, but how come we miss all the other stuff up until this?

00:18:22.000 The kids got very good control.

00:18:24.000 Actually, no, terrible defense.

00:18:26.000 I take it back.

00:18:27.000 He was already choked out.

00:18:28.000 He didn't go to the hands.

00:18:30.000 Oh, that's not his hands.

00:18:32.000 He's got one.

00:18:32.000 Okay, he doesn't have two on one.

00:18:34.000 He's not holding the choking arm either.

00:18:38.000 He's calling him little boy.

00:18:39.000 Little boy.

00:18:40.000 They were playing soccer on a field or something like that with, I don't know, looks like 20 people or something like that.

00:18:44.000 He's got a Desquad shirt on.

00:18:46.000 It does look like a Desquad shirt.

00:18:48.000 Imagine that.

00:18:49.000 That'd be good.

00:18:50.000 We should Photoshop one and all of the photos of him.

00:18:52.000 Put that online.

00:18:55.000 Why was he playing soccer with some kids?

00:18:58.000 Well, how about why not?

00:18:59.000 If he wants to be friendly.

00:19:01.000 I mean, Cat Williams is a gigantic star.

00:19:03.000 At the end, he's just saying he was hanging out with people in the hood, and this is why most people, most celebrities don't come and hang out in the hood.

00:19:08.000 So he's just hanging out with people.

00:19:10.000 Well, that's unfortunate. 0.94

00:19:11.000 It looked like there was definitely some confrontation going on, but who knows how the fuck it built up to that?

00:19:16.000 And you gotta expect that, especially if he's involved in sports.

00:19:21.000 He's playing sports with people. 1.00

00:19:22.000 People play sports, they talk shit, you know? 0.99

00:19:25.000 That choke on the subway here in Culver City was way better. 1.00

00:19:28.000 Did you see that one?

00:19:29.000 That was better, but even then, why is that guy grabbing his forearm like that?

00:19:32.000 Like, dude.

00:19:34.000 Don't grab your forearm like that.

00:19:35.000 That's not how you do it. 0.99

00:19:36.000 That's like some wrestling type shit. 0.98

00:19:38.000 Like a wrestling sleeper hold. 0.99

00:19:40.000 But he did it, right?

00:19:41.000 I mean, he squeezed that guy out.

00:19:43.000 And he wasn't just a normal guy.

00:19:45.000 He wasn't like a jiu-jitsu guy or a fighter or anything like that.

00:19:47.000 He was just a normal dude.

00:19:48.000 That's why I grabbed it wrong.

00:19:50.000 You saw Dexter?

00:19:51.000 No way.

00:19:52.000 No, I'm just kidding.

00:19:55.000 It does seem weird that jujitsu moves, like choking and stuff like that, seems so common now since the UFC. You didn't see this shit 20 years ago, people doing chokes. 0.99

00:20:05.000 Well, in high school, we had a sleeper hold, because it was on pro wrestling, but we didn't think it was real. 0.99

00:20:10.000 You'd hear about the sleeper, he's got the sleeper!

00:20:13.000 Guys would get guys in a sleeper hold in a pro wrestling match, and they would fight it off and fight it off, and then they eventually would go to sleep, and the referee would pick their arm up to make sure they were awake.

00:20:21.000 Remember that?

00:20:22.000 Yeah.

00:20:23.000 But we didn't think it was real.

00:20:25.000 No one knew that you could really choke someone out until the UFC came around.

00:20:29.000 You can't do that anymore in high school, can you?

00:20:31.000 There's no more sleeper.

00:20:33.000 No, that was not in wrestling wrestling.

00:20:36.000 It was only in pro wrestling.

00:20:37.000 In wrestling wrestling, you couldn't even do a full Nelson because it puts too much pressure on the neck. 0.50

00:20:43.000 You could do a half Nelson.

00:20:45.000 So if you're trying to pin someone, what that means is if you're behind them, you get an underhook and you go around the back of their head.

00:20:51.000 And you get a full Nelson as you have both arms and it's a bad place to be.

00:20:55.000 It hurts.

00:20:56.000 They could push down your neck and they made that illegal. 0.59

00:20:59.000 When I was in high school at least.

00:21:01.000 And so if you wanted to pin someone you had to use a half Nelson. 0.98

00:21:04.000 So you could never do a fucking sleeper hold. 0.99

00:21:06.000 But there's some shit they didn't know about that you can do. 0.99

00:21:09.000 Matt Hughes choked out Ricardo Almeida with just a front headlock. 0.99

00:21:14.000 What he did was he held on to the front headlock. 0.99

00:21:17.000 Matt Hughes is fucking country strong. 0.98

00:21:21.000 There's some dudes that grow up... 0.99

00:21:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:38.000 That shit's no joke, man. 1.00

00:21:41.000 Like, there's a lot of kettlebell guys like Pavel Tatsui. 1.00

00:21:45.000 He's got that kind of build, too, where it's like you know that if you try to wrestle with him, even though he looks like a fairly normal-sized athlete, he's probably just stupid fucking strong. 0.99

00:21:56.000 And so Matt Hughes... 0.99

00:21:58.000 Gets his front headlock on Ricardo Almeida.

00:22:00.000 That is a legal wrestling move. 0.98

00:22:02.000 That's fucking legal, as far as I know. 0.98

00:22:05.000 Unless they've changed shit, because all he's doing is grabbing his neck, and Matt's using his head and his neck to squeeze the shoulder and arm of Ricardo Almeida against his neck on one side, and then he's using his arm and his shoulder to squeeze the neck on the other side. 0.98

00:22:22.000 So it's essentially the same thing as a head and arm choke. 0.94

00:22:25.000 He's just in a different position.

00:22:27.000 So, like, he's in the north-south position from a stand-up, which means he grabs his head and he pulls him down, and Matt's got the upper hand.

00:22:35.000 His arm is wrapped around Ricardo's neck.

00:22:37.000 Now, if they were reversed on the ground, that position where Ricardo is being choked is essentially the same as a head and arm choke, which is a super common choke, and you finish it the same way, with the hand grip in the same way.

00:22:50.000 You could easily finish it that way.

00:22:51.000 Some guys grab the bicep, but the way Matt's doing it, a lot of guys finish it that way.

00:22:56.000 So...

00:22:56.000 He would be different, like he would be mounting him, where his body would be on top of his body instead of like in a north-south position.

00:23:02.000 But it's essentially the same way you're applying pressure to choke someone unconscious.

00:23:08.000 We had never seen that in UFC before, nor since.

00:23:10.000 No one's been able to do it since. 0.92

00:23:12.000 My point being, there's some wrestling shit that's still out there that you could still do, but a guy like Matt Hughes could choke you out with it. 0.97

00:23:20.000 Mark Schultz got kicked out of the Olympics because he ripped a guy's fucking shoulder apart with a move that was legal at the time. 0.99

00:23:30.000 It was like a Kimura. 0.97

00:23:31.000 They call it a double wrist lock in catch wrestling, but if you pull up Mark Schultz...

00:23:37.000 God, I forget the gentleman's name.

00:23:38.000 I think the guy wrestled...

00:23:40.000 I want to say he was from Iran. 1.00

00:23:41.000 Iran has a very strong wrestling program, but Mark Schultz was a fucking gorilla. 0.98

00:23:48.000 When he was competing, he's the guy that Foxcatcher movies based on. 0.97

00:23:52.000 But meanwhile, not really based on him.

00:23:54.000 I mean, it is and it isn't.

00:23:55.000 They played fast and loose with a lot of facts. 0.99

00:23:58.000 Made it look like he was gay and he's doing coke and he had frosted tips and all kinds of weird shit in there. 0.99

00:24:03.000 But that move, as far as I knew, he just took it too far or something. 0.99

00:24:07.000 But I think it was a legal move.

00:24:09.000 Here it is.

00:24:10.000 Watch this.

00:24:10.000 Watch what he does to this dude.

00:24:12.000 He drops, he gets the Kimura, he yanks it, and he pulls him down, just destroys his arm.

00:24:18.000 Just destroys him.

00:24:20.000 Yeah, and the guy is just screaming in agony on the ground.

00:24:25.000 Back in the day, ABC Wild World Sports, I think, wasn't it? 1.00

00:24:30.000 They don't have that shit anymore. 0.99

00:24:31.000 Remember you used to get exposed to weird sports? 0.99

00:24:34.000 Yeah.

00:24:34.000 They would take you to like a javelin contest.

00:24:36.000 Like, hmm, ABC Wide World of Sports. 0.99

00:24:39.000 They would show you all kinds of different shit that you'd never seen before. 0.97

00:24:41.000 Like they had Minnesota Fats play Willie Moscone in a pool match on ABC Wide World of Sports. 0.99

00:24:48.000 Like, whoa, they're going to show us some cool shit today. 0.66

00:24:51.000 I saw a VR pool demo the other day from that Vive thing I showed you a couple weeks ago. 0.93

00:24:57.000 Someone just made a full pool game where you're walking around a pool hall and you can set up a bunch of trick shots.

00:25:03.000 It looks a little gamey, but you can have beer bottles and whatnot on the table and shoot your pool balls right through the bottles.

00:25:10.000 I saw it at Best Buy.

00:25:12.000 There's this new camera out.

00:25:13.000 It's only like $400, but it's a 360 camera, so you could just put it right here, and it records everything around it.

00:25:21.000 Have you seen this, Jamie?

00:25:22.000 I don't know if it's good or not, but that's kind of interesting.

00:25:26.000 It is interesting.

00:25:27.000 I mean, look, it's just a matter of time.

00:25:30.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:25:31.000 This is bizarre.

00:25:33.000 Oh, so it's showing you the angles and stuff?

00:25:36.000 So you can just walk around.

00:25:37.000 If you want the angles, you can.

00:25:38.000 But everything in the whole room is available to touch, apparently, or at least to a certain extent.

00:25:43.000 That's cool.

00:25:44.000 Set up ramps.

00:25:45.000 Well, what would be really interesting is if you could somehow set this up with other people and have virtual balls.

00:25:51.000 But the problem is you wouldn't feel the ball, like the whole idea of pool.

00:25:56.000 See, what they're doing is just showing the shots, like landing the shots.

00:25:59.000 But what pool's really all about is controlling the rotation of the ball and cue ball control.

00:26:04.000 There's a little feedback, a little bit of touchy you get, but I don't know if they can make it feel the same.

00:26:08.000 You could never.

00:26:09.000 You would need weight.

00:26:11.000 What pool is, there's a big thing about it, is the weight of the cue.

00:26:16.000 Guys will change their weight just a little bit, and they feel it in a big way.

00:26:20.000 They'll go from a 19.1 ounce cue to a 19.3, and they're like, man, I'm over-stroking this ball.

00:26:27.000 I've got to back off.

00:26:27.000 We're talking about 2 tenths of an ounce.

00:26:46.000 I don't know if that would work. 0.99

00:26:48.000 But some shit would work on. 0.97

00:26:49.000 I think once they figure out how to do some sort of a neurological input thing, then you're going to be able to play on a computer. 0.99

00:26:58.000 You're going to be able to feel the keys.

00:26:59.000 You're going to be able to, like, if you pole vault, you'll be able to feel the pole.

00:27:03.000 You'll be able to feel the breeze as you go launching through the air.

00:27:06.000 All that stuff's going to happen.

00:27:08.000 Video game version of you on UFC 2 is so creepy awesome that I love it.

00:27:13.000 And just the idea of imagine taking that version of you by mixing the podcast with it.

00:27:19.000 You probably could do something like that.

00:27:20.000 It would be so real.

00:27:22.000 Well, you know why I did that?

00:27:23.000 I got out of doing more commentary to do that.

00:27:26.000 Commentary in a video game is painstaking.

00:27:32.000 It's one of the easiest things.

00:27:34.000 See, that's me from my new ketogenic diet.

00:27:36.000 I'm all shredded now.

00:27:38.000 It's so cool.

00:27:39.000 There's a guy that beat every single player using you in a two-hour sitting while talking, doing a podcast while he's playing you.

00:27:47.000 That's hilarious.

00:27:48.000 It's so cool, and it's real.

00:27:49.000 You hid that from all of us, too.

00:27:51.000 None of us knew about that.

00:27:54.000 No, I didn't tell anybody.

00:27:55.000 I was supposed to be quiet about it.

00:27:57.000 So I had to take off all my clothes and put shorts on.

00:28:02.000 And then they spin.

00:28:04.000 You stand totally still.

00:28:05.000 And you have to go through a series of poses.

00:28:08.000 And so you hold your arms out like that.

00:28:11.000 You hold your arms out like that.

00:28:12.000 You do certain movements.

00:28:14.000 I don't think I had a kick.

00:28:16.000 I don't think I had to throw any kicks.

00:28:18.000 I'm trying to remember now.

00:28:19.000 But your kick in the game looks like your kick, though.

00:28:21.000 It looks pretty real.

00:28:24.000 The techniques, they've all analyzed the techniques, the jiu-jitsu techniques, they're all super good.

00:28:31.000 The wrestling techniques, boxing and kicking, it's all really good fundamentals.

00:28:35.000 Everybody, even guys who have wonky fundamentals in this game, their fundamentals are really good.

00:28:40.000 They did such a good job also of really making the experience this time around.

00:28:45.000 Just like the ring girls walking in the background. 0.98

00:28:48.000 Just like everything.

00:28:48.000 It's like creepy how good they did.

00:28:50.000 It's creepy.

00:28:51.000 The live experience.

00:28:52.000 It's getting better and better. 1.00

00:28:53.000 They're getting so good at this shit. 1.00

00:28:55.000 You know, they're getting close to what they call that uncanny valley. 1.00

00:28:58.000 They're crossing that uncanny valley.

00:29:00.000 That's that expression that someone came up with.

00:29:03.000 The difference between artificial videos and videos like this and 3D video games and then real people.

00:29:10.000 When I did that sci-fi show, the Questions Everything show, we went to NVIDIA, and we saw the latest in their ability to recreate a person's face.

00:29:19.000 And they still had problems with tongues. 0.96

00:29:23.000 Tongues were a big one. 0.54

00:29:24.000 And hair.

00:29:25.000 And some hair just...

00:29:27.000 And eyes, like eyeballs, where your eyeball connects to your eyelashes and your eyelid...

00:29:32.000 That looked a little funky.

00:29:35.000 But everything else, man.

00:29:36.000 They did it with a bald guy. 1.00

00:29:38.000 And fuck, dude. 1.00

00:29:40.000 It's fucking crazy. 1.00

00:29:41.000 When you look at it, you're like, that's not a real guy? 0.99

00:29:44.000 Like, it's so close.

00:29:46.000 They're so close.

00:29:47.000 They're like knocking on this door.

00:29:50.000 Where they're going to be able to recreate things and you're not going to be able to know whether or not you're watching something that's completely computer generated or something that's real.

00:29:58.000 And they did something recently that I tweeted a couple days ago, or maybe yesterday, where this guy superimposed his facial expressions on George Bush.

00:30:08.000 And so he said things and put words into George Bush's mouth that George Bush never said.

00:30:13.000 So they show the video.

00:30:14.000 Have you seen that?

00:30:14.000 That's so cool.

00:30:15.000 Yeah, it's so awesome. 1.00

00:30:16.000 Fuck! 1.00

00:30:16.000 It's creepy. 1.00

00:30:17.000 Dude, we're not going to know.

00:30:19.000 We're so close.

00:30:20.000 That's probably already happened.

00:30:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:22.000 100%, right? 1.00

00:30:23.000 Like, blurry shit? 1.00

00:30:24.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:30:24.000 Like, you're just not going to know. 0.99

00:30:26.000 You're just not going to know what's real and what's fake.

00:30:29.000 You just won't know.

00:30:30.000 Yeah, there's gonna have to be like seals of approvals or something like that.

00:30:33.000 That's like, we're saying that this is real.

00:30:35.000 Like, there's gonna be half... 0.96

00:30:36.000 Videos are gonna be like stories.

00:30:38.000 It's like, you're not gonna know whether or not...

00:30:39.000 If you tell me some crazy story, I'm not gonna know whether or not it's real.

00:30:42.000 I'm like, alright, you say so.

00:30:44.000 That's what a video's gonna be like.

00:30:46.000 Like, you're watching this video of George Bush.

00:30:47.000 It's gonna be like someone telling you a story about being abducted by a UFO. Alright, where's your proof?

00:30:52.000 Well, I'll show you the video.

00:30:54.000 Right. 1.00

00:30:55.000 Everyone's gonna be like, get out of here with your fucking video. 1.00

00:30:58.000 That video could be fake as hell. 1.00

00:30:59.000 You could've made that on your phone. 1.00

00:31:00.000 Well, the face swap app and shit that's on the phone, even that shit's crazy. 1.00

00:31:05.000 And that's just a little stupid program. 1.00

00:31:08.000 How about the ones when they put tongues on people? 1.00

00:31:11.000 Like, look how it's doing this.

00:31:12.000 That is so crazy.

00:31:14.000 And he's obviously exaggerating.

00:31:16.000 He's making, like, big smiles and weird side-to-side motions with his face.

00:31:21.000 Just to show that they could do that.

00:31:23.000 But I guess how it works is, they take a three-dimensional moving video of this guy's face, and as he's moving around, they take a three-dimensional image of the other person's face,

00:31:40.000 and they map out where his mouth is and what the shape of his mouth is, and they just have that guy's mouth do the movements of the other guy.

00:31:48.000 It's just crazy.

00:31:51.000 The smiles are off, though.

00:31:53.000 If you see, like, Putin's smile. 1.00

00:31:54.000 Like, Donald Trump's looks fake as fuck. 1.00

00:31:56.000 Because he's got such a weird mouth. 1.00

00:31:58.000 Like, his range of motion in his mouth is like an old lady trying to do the splits. 0.99

00:32:03.000 You know what I mean?

00:32:04.000 His mouth doesn't move very much. 0.84

00:32:06.000 He's got a small mouth, Donald Trump. 0.98

00:32:09.000 What a crazy technology. 1.00

00:32:30.000 It's nuts.

00:32:32.000 Got all about that.

00:32:32.000 It's old school.

00:32:33.000 It was old school, and they played it on TV, and we were like, whoa.

00:32:36.000 I remember watching that going, whoa.

00:32:38.000 Nancy.

00:32:39.000 Remix Ronald Reagan's speech went viral years before internet memes. 0.98

00:32:43.000 Damn, that was a long-ass time ago. 0.82

00:32:45.000 You know what else went viral? 0.99

00:32:46.000 Richard Gere and the gerbil story.

00:32:48.000 That's the real viral story.

00:32:50.000 Sour cream and Taco Bell.

00:32:51.000 I don't know what that one is. 0.91

00:32:55.000 Somebody ate cum from a Taco Bell burrito or something like that. 0.91

00:32:59.000 They probably did. 0.96

00:33:00.000 I guarantee that happened.

00:33:01.000 But the Richard Gere gerbil thing was a much better example because it's a story that Eddie Bravo heard.

00:33:06.000 He grew up in California.

00:33:08.000 I grew up, I heard it in Boston.

00:33:09.000 We heard it on the other side of the country. 1.00

00:33:11.000 I mean, this fucking story, everybody knew it. 1.00

00:33:13.000 You heard it. 1.00

00:33:14.000 Yeah.

00:33:14.000 I almost think it was a Howard Stern thing.

00:33:18.000 It was a Scientology thing, supposedly.

00:33:20.000 That's the rumor. 0.99

00:33:21.000 Yeah, the rumor was Richard Gere left Scientology and Scientology decided to fucking drag him through the mud. 0.96

00:33:27.000 Yeah, well, I think Scientology does not like it when you leave. 0.93

00:33:32.000 And that's why people stay. 0.99

00:33:34.000 Like, the people that have left, they fucking go after you, man. 0.99

00:33:37.000 They go after you hard. 1.00

00:33:38.000 And the people that do leave, most of the time, they just shut the fuck up. 0.99

00:33:43.000 But the people that have left, that have talked shit about them... 1.00

00:33:46.000 Woo! 0.99

00:33:46.000 They'll wait outside your house. 0.99

00:33:48.000 They'll fucking make noise. 0.99

00:33:49.000 They'll follow you around. 0.99

00:33:50.000 Like, those videos of these guys getting harassed that were former Scientologists, and now the Scientology crew showed up at their house, and they filmed these people, and they don't understand, like, how creepy that is to us, watching that.

00:34:03.000 Like, wait a minute, you can't leave?

00:34:05.000 Like, you can't quit.

00:34:06.000 And if you do quit, you can't talk about what happened?

00:34:09.000 Like, what are you guys doing?

00:34:10.000 Like, what are you guys doing that we can't talk about this?

00:34:12.000 Like, what kind of nuttiness? 0.96

00:34:14.000 Do you really have kids working for fucking $3 an hour, and you make them work 16 hours a day, and you have them, like, that guy's, was his niece or something like that? 0.99

00:34:24.000 The David Miscavige guy? 0.99

00:34:26.000 Like, one of his relatives released a book. 0.96

00:34:29.000 And, you know, she's talking about how fucking crazy it is growing up in this environment. 0.92

00:34:33.000 Like, you can't talk about that? 0.97

00:34:34.000 Well, as soon as you can't talk about something, you know you got a real problem.

00:34:37.000 Because you could talk about being a Baptist.

00:34:40.000 Like, you could talk all day about growing up in a Baptist church. 0.97

00:34:44.000 Nobody's gonna fucking come after you, because they're not doing anything crazy. 0.97

00:34:47.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

00:34:48.000 I mean, even though it's a religion, too, as soon as you can't talk about what you guys are doing, like, you can't, someone can't complain about what you're doing, I mean, think about if that applied to the Catholic Church.

00:35:00.000 You know? 0.99

00:35:04.000 It seems like that day's coming, though, when that shit gets exposed to being something Cosby-like. 0.99

00:35:10.000 We're going to find way more about Scientology or Tom Cruise or all these people. 0.99

00:35:17.000 Maybe.

00:35:17.000 I think it's definitely gonna be harder for them to get people to listen.

00:35:23.000 It used to be easy.

00:35:25.000 Before the internet, you just had to have a bunch of successful people that were part of a group that were really friendly, and you wanted to be a part of it, and you wanted to get in there with them.

00:35:33.000 And the next thing you know, you have thousands and thousands of members.

00:35:36.000 It wasn't hard to do back then. 0.96

00:35:38.000 But now, Like, you don't have to wait until you're ten years in to find out about the Thetans and the fucking planet where the bodies are, or they fucking drop them into the volcano and they're frozen or whatever. 0.99

00:35:52.000 Like, if you read the actual story that L. Ron Hubbard wrote as detailed in that Going Clear movie where the guy first read it, and he was like, what in the fuck is this? 0.97

00:36:05.000 You can get that now.

00:36:07.000 So it's harder to get people to join now with something totally wacky. 0.97

00:36:11.000 But there's some other shit, like, what is Landmark? 0.95

00:36:14.000 People keep telling me this Landmark. 0.99

00:36:17.000 Have you heard of Landmark?

00:36:18.000 Movie theaters?

00:36:19.000 No!

00:36:19.000 Jesus Christ, Jamie.

00:36:21.000 Are you hanging out with him? 1.00

00:36:23.000 No, there's like some, there's some fucking, some sort of a cult. 0.99

00:36:28.000 Am I saying the name wrong? 0.99

00:36:30.000 Landmark.

00:36:34.000 There's another type of social group that a bunch of people are tweeting me.

00:36:39.000 They were saying that Robin Quivers is in it.

00:36:41.000 The Landmark Forum?

00:36:43.000 Yes.

00:36:44.000 That's it.

00:36:45.000 And people are saying that this is some sort of a cult. 1.00

00:36:48.000 Is that bullshit? 0.99

00:36:50.000 Like, what is it? 1.00

00:36:51.000 Some self-help thing?

00:36:52.000 Is that what it is?

00:36:53.000 It's just a message board?

00:36:54.000 No.

00:36:55.000 Landmark Forum is a large group awareness training program in which up to 150 people take a seminar together aimed at helping them realize their true potential.

00:37:04.000 It sounds like something.

00:37:05.000 Yeah, it sounds like one of those self-help guru things, which may be okay.

00:37:13.000 I mean, are any of those legit?

00:37:15.000 I mean, Anthony Robbins is pretty fucking legit, right?

00:37:19.000 I mean, people have used his principles, and they've gotten ahead, and that guy's been around forever. 0.99

00:37:24.000 So if he was like a total bullshit act creeper... 0.98

00:37:28.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:37:29.000 Yeah.

00:37:29.000 You would have heard about it by now.

00:37:31.000 Maybe.

00:37:32.000 I mean, look at Bill Cosby.

00:37:36.000 Maybe he was a way less level creeper. 0.61

00:37:40.000 It just gives massages to people inappropriately. 0.64

00:37:42.000 It doesn't take it any further than that.

00:37:44.000 Foot guy.

00:37:44.000 He's just a foot guy.

00:37:46.000 He just gives unannounced back rubs, just shows up and starts rubbing your back, and everyone's like, um, does he go any further than that?

00:37:53.000 Nope, nope.

00:37:53.000 He just gives you the weird back rub, and that's it.

00:37:58.000 You know, it's weird when I got this watch, I got the Apple watch, and when you're setting it up, it says male, female, or other.

00:38:07.000 And I was like, welcome to the new world.

00:38:09.000 You can be another.

00:38:10.000 I'm a foxkin.

00:38:11.000 Is it on there? 0.99

00:38:11.000 Because if it's not, I'm fucking complaining. 0.99

00:38:13.000 I'm going to sue Apple. 0.99

00:38:15.000 I'm foxkin.

00:38:16.000 What's foxkin? 0.84

00:38:17.000 Is that your spirit animal?

00:38:18.000 Yes, my spirit animal is a fox. 0.98

00:38:19.000 There was a guy who fucking got his license at the DMV in Portland, and they let him wear a fox hat. 0.98

00:38:26.000 Like a fake, like fox, like a furry would wear. 0.99

00:38:30.000 Coon hat?

00:38:31.000 We had like, no.

00:38:32.000 Like he had like a fox eyeballs and ears.

00:38:36.000 Like, look at it.

00:38:37.000 There's a photo.

00:38:37.000 See if you can find it.

00:38:38.000 There's a photo of him at the DMV getting his fucking photograph. 1.00

00:38:43.000 And everybody's like, well, that's ridiculous. 1.00

00:38:45.000 Is it? 1.00

00:38:46.000 Is it any more ridiculous than what's that thing that Muslim women wear? 1.00

00:38:50.000 Hijab? 1.00

00:38:52.000 Yeah, look at this guy.

00:38:53.000 Look at this guy.

00:38:56.000 Wow. 1.00

00:38:56.000 He's wearing a fucking fox hat! 1.00

00:38:59.000 Ah! 1.00

00:39:00.000 What's his name?

00:39:01.000 Edgar Campuzano?

00:39:02.000 Is that his name down there?

00:39:03.000 Yep.

00:39:04.000 No, that's the guy who wrote the story.

00:39:06.000 How the hell...

00:39:07.000 What is the gentleman's name?

00:39:08.000 We need to give him props.

00:39:09.000 What's his name?

00:39:13.000 It just says a Portland man.

00:39:14.000 It doesn't say his name?

00:39:16.000 Aw, come on, man.

00:39:18.000 It says Bishop.

00:39:19.000 Wait, Bishop.

00:39:19.000 Bishop.

00:39:20.000 What's his name?

00:39:21.000 It says Bishop.

00:39:22.000 It doesn't say it.

00:39:23.000 It says his name.

00:39:23.000 It's just Bishop.

00:39:24.000 Oh, really?

00:39:25.000 It goes by Bishop.

00:39:26.000 Oh, okay.

00:39:26.000 Well, that's even better.

00:39:27.000 It's got one name.

00:39:28.000 He's like Oprah.

00:39:31.000 His name is Bishop.

00:39:33.000 Pull it up so you can see the photo.

00:39:35.000 Look at that.

00:39:36.000 That's so great.

00:39:38.000 Now, do you think that's just like his girlfriend worked at the DMV? I bet that's more about it.

00:39:43.000 Well, it took time to grow that beard.

00:39:45.000 Look at that beard he's got.

00:39:46.000 That's a weird Fu Manchu style, long goat beard.

00:39:53.000 He's got one of those...

00:39:54.000 Have you ever seen a turkey beard?

00:39:56.000 Yeah.

00:39:57.000 Turkeys have this weird thing.

00:39:58.000 They grow out of the middle of their chest.

00:39:59.000 It's like this long beard.

00:40:01.000 The longer it is, the older the turkey is.

00:40:05.000 So it becomes, I guess, a part of the way they strut.

00:40:08.000 They wear that big turkey thing, a beard. 0.99

00:40:11.000 Um, so, that's like they let the other turkey know, bitch, I've been around! 1.00

00:40:15.000 Look at all these fucking medals I got! 1.00

00:40:17.000 You know, like, as it grows, that's what that guy's got growing off his chin. 1.00

00:40:21.000 So, it's highly possible he's out of his fucking mind. 0.99

00:40:25.000 That dude looks like the Oregon, like what Oregon people look like, kind of. 0.99

00:40:29.000 Like the Oregon State Bird, almost.

00:40:31.000 Well, why shouldn't that guy be able to wear that fox hat?

00:40:35.000 Because there was a girl at South by Southwest who was a fencer.

00:40:38.000 She's a competitive fencer. 0.99

00:40:41.000 She wanted to wear a full head garb in the photos and they were like no you have to take that off And so South by Southwest had to apologize because they asked her to take her religious clothing off Well this guy should go to South by Southwest to wear his fucking fox hat. 0.96

00:40:55.000 We should all do that because it's all ridiculous It's all ridiculous like any clothing that you have to wear and you have to take your photos with that clothing in order for you to be free Religion's made up, okay? 0.99

00:41:09.000 So any clothing that you wear, any fanatical garb that you wear when you go somewhere, that's made up shit. 0.99

00:41:16.000 So if that's made up shit, you should be able to say you're a foxkin. 1.00

00:41:19.000 You should be able to wear an octopus on your head everywhere you go. 0.99

00:41:22.000 There are reasons you're not supposed to have anything on your head because you have to see what you look like with no, you know, what you look like normal, like base.

00:41:29.000 So if we're looking for you, we know what you're...

00:41:30.000 Exactly!

00:41:31.000 I mean, that's security.

00:41:32.000 There's a reason why you have an ID in the first place.

00:41:34.000 Because...

00:41:35.000 There's a lot of people, like, if you put on, like, a face mask, like a skier wears, where it's like, it shows you, like, from the eyebrows up is covered, and from, like, the mouth down is covered. 1.00

00:41:49.000 Fuck, man! 1.00

00:41:50.000 You could be a million different people! 1.00

00:41:53.000 It's so hard to tell who you are without seeing your whole face.

00:41:56.000 The shape of your head, the color of your hair, the whole deal. 0.99

00:42:00.000 There's a lot of people that look fucking similar as hell. 1.00

00:42:03.000 And so to have an ID and allow someone to wear some really elaborate costume where most of your head's covered and you say you do it because of your religion, like... 0.99

00:42:15.000 No.

00:42:16.000 No.

00:42:17.000 Like, they're apologizing to her because of the wacky rules that she follows don't allow you to show your head? 1.00

00:42:23.000 Like, get the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:42:25.000 It's 2016, folks! 0.97

00:42:28.000 I mean, come on!

00:42:29.000 At what point in time, like, religious tolerance, it's so important, religious tolerance, we have to be tolerant, unless they're Christian. 1.00

00:42:37.000 If they're Christian, you can shit right in their mouth, and you can make the side of the cross with your shit on their forehead and no one cares. 1.00

00:42:43.000 That's the one religion where it's totally okay to mock openly and make fun of. 1.00

00:42:49.000 You think you're a goofball, but if you wanted to walk into South by Southwest with a Pope hat on, because you said that's part of your religion. 0.81

00:43:01.000 I'm Pope in training. 0.95

00:43:03.000 I'm really low level right now, but I'm just gonna stick.

00:43:06.000 You know, like you are what you believe you are, so I'm just gonna wear this everywhere.

00:43:11.000 I'm gonna wear a giant with a fish head one.

00:43:13.000 The big one, where it looks like an open mouth, a fish mouth.

00:43:18.000 No, we need tolerance.

00:43:20.000 We need tolerance.

00:43:20.000 He won his appeal, though.

00:43:22.000 He got to keep his hat.

00:43:23.000 Yes, he should!

00:43:24.000 He totally should!

00:43:25.000 It's crazy.

00:43:25.000 He should get to keep it!

00:43:27.000 And that's why I'm gonna wear a bandana like a pirate.

00:43:31.000 I'm gonna say I'm pirate life.

00:43:33.000 Wait. 1.00

00:43:33.000 I'm pirate as fuck. 1.00

00:43:34.000 I'm gonna wear my pirate as fuck caveman coffee t-shirt. 1.00

00:43:38.000 Did you see that Hulk Hogan was the only guy to win a court case with a durag on in court? 0.99

00:43:43.000 Excellent.

00:43:44.000 This has made him look classy.

00:43:47.000 The black bandana to go with his black suit.

00:43:50.000 I thought it was a classy look.

00:43:51.000 And I'm a big fan of his now that he won $150 million plus.

00:43:56.000 He won another $25 million.

00:43:57.000 You see that?

00:43:58.000 Yeah.

00:44:00.000 Supposedly, what is it, Gawker?

00:44:01.000 Supposedly going out of business now.

00:44:03.000 Gee, how weird.

00:44:04.000 I thought they would have unlimited money. 0.99

00:44:07.000 Just being dicks to a guy and making videos. 0.94

00:44:09.000 The CEO has to pay $10 million or something out of his own money. 0.96

00:44:12.000 Yeah, but he's like super rich.

00:44:14.000 Yeah, apparently, you know, it's gonna cost him 10 million bucks, but he's got like a hundred million.

00:44:18.000 The whole thing's hilarious.

00:44:20.000 His haircut is so awesome.

00:44:23.000 Look, for him, like, this is a win-win.

00:44:26.000 I mean, this guy's, he's theater.

00:44:30.000 Hulk Hogan is theater.

00:44:31.000 Everything is theater. 1.00

00:44:32.000 Did you hear the part in the questioning about his 10-inch penis that he said? 0.99

00:44:37.000 Yeah, his hog's not as big as the game's. 0.99

00:44:40.000 The game doesn't even have to go to court. 1.00

00:44:43.000 It's like, look, bitch, you know how big my dick is. 1.00

00:44:46.000 Unless it's a fake dick. 1.00

00:44:47.000 The only thing they could do is they'd have to have some sort of a deposition where he pulls it out and shows you. 1.00

00:44:52.000 But he might be a shower or a grower and not a shower.

00:44:55.000 So he might have to get worked up to prove it.

00:44:58.000 You're completely right.

00:44:59.000 Or it's just fake. 1.00

00:45:00.000 He just grabbed some girl's dildo, put in his shorts, took a photo just to make everyone go, oh my god, look how big of a dick it is. 1.00

00:45:05.000 I mean, I've done that. 1.00

00:45:06.000 It seems connect- well, that's you, though.

00:45:08.000 You gotta understand.

00:45:09.000 You're unusual.

00:45:10.000 And it's not- it's connected. 1.00

00:45:12.000 Like, the dick is connected to him. 0.99

00:45:14.000 Like, if you look at it, it's obviously- like, it doesn't look like a- if it was a dildo, there'd be like a drop-off point at the base, and you're like, wait a minute, how exactly is this thing attached? 0.99

00:45:22.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:45:23.000 Well, they have the ones that you stick onto the side of the wall of the shower.

00:45:26.000 Maybe just went like on his- Could be.

00:45:28.000 Could be.

00:45:28.000 Like he tucked.

00:45:29.000 Yeah.

00:45:30.000 He tucked and had that one, too.

00:45:31.000 But even if he stuck it in, it would be going forward.

00:45:33.000 It wouldn't be off to the side like that.

00:45:35.000 When you have spandex, you probably just put it to the side.

00:45:38.000 It's one of those long double-ended ones, you know?

00:45:40.000 Like the long snake one.

00:45:41.000 It's not connected, though. 1.00

00:45:42.000 Look, I stared at his dick very carefully. 1.00

00:45:47.000 And from what I'm seeing, it's a real dick. 1.00

00:45:50.000 And it goes with his body. 1.00

00:45:51.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:45:52.000 It's not like Tony Hinchcliffe has a fucking oatmeal box in his pants. 0.99

00:45:57.000 That's Quaker Oats box. 0.99

00:45:59.000 Somebody had that expression for it.

00:46:01.000 Somebody had that description.

00:46:02.000 I thought it was the funniest description ever. 1.00

00:46:03.000 Quaker Oats box for a dick. 0.99

00:46:05.000 Well, who is this? 1.00

00:46:06.000 See, look, he's holding it even.

00:46:07.000 The game?

00:46:07.000 This is another one?

00:46:08.000 That looks even faker.

00:46:10.000 No, that looks like he's fully hard.

00:46:12.000 Dude, that guy's giant. 1.00

00:46:13.000 He's got a giant dick. 1.00

00:46:15.000 Come on, son. 1.00

00:46:15.000 You know that shit's real. 1.00

00:46:18.000 You want it to be real. 1.00

00:46:19.000 No.

00:46:20.000 I want...

00:46:21.000 I'm scared.

00:46:23.000 See, that could just be... 1.00

00:46:24.000 I like how he's got marijuana leaf tattooed right above his dick. 0.99

00:46:27.000 Like, what's that supposed to mean? 0.99

00:46:29.000 Yeah.

00:46:29.000 Smoke it?

00:46:30.000 Smoke it if you got it?

00:46:32.000 All the hashtags he has on there.

00:46:34.000 On his body?

00:46:35.000 No, on the... 1.00

00:46:36.000 Oh, my dick. 1.00

00:46:37.000 This dick will change your life. 1.00

00:46:39.000 Drops, Mike. 1.00

00:46:41.000 Look at his hashtags! 1.00

00:46:42.000 This dick will make you restructure your day. 1.00

00:46:44.000 This dick can keep them edges slicked down. 1.00

00:46:48.000 This dick can file your nails. 1.00

00:46:50.000 This dick, this tongue will make you late for work. 1.00

00:46:53.000 Wait. 1.00

00:46:54.000 This dick can be your best friend. 1.00

00:46:56.000 This dick can sew in bundles. 1.00

00:46:58.000 I'm not sure what that means. 1.00

00:47:02.000 If you can, I'll eat your pussy. 1.00

00:47:06.000 You can take the whole thing. 1.00

00:47:09.000 Can you not? 1.00

00:47:10.000 Hashtag, if you can, I'll eat your pussy. 1.00

00:47:13.000 Till scandal comes back on next week. 1.00

00:47:17.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:47:18.000 That's one hashtag. 1.00

00:47:19.000 He's funny. 0.99

00:47:21.000 Hashtag dick game strong. 0.99

00:47:24.000 I love that. 1.00

00:47:28.000 I love this world. 0.99

00:47:29.000 Somebody figured out a way to distribute information through fucking pipes and numbers. 0.99

00:47:34.000 It's decoded back into letters, ones and zeros. 0.99

00:47:37.000 And this is when it came to hashtag Dick Game Strong.

00:47:44.000 That's what it's being used for.

00:47:46.000 It's being used for...

00:47:48.000 Oh, God, what a beautiful world.

00:47:51.000 I love how communication has turned into animated GIFs and hashtags.

00:47:55.000 It's amazing.

00:47:56.000 It's so funny.

00:47:57.000 We live in funny times, man.

00:47:59.000 It's funny.

00:47:59.000 The amount of funny that we get on a daily basis is way higher than when we were kids.

00:48:04.000 Just all these hilarious animated GIFs, anytime anything goes wrong or anything happens in the world, these fucking things are hilarious, and most of them are being made by regular folks who have a funny idea. 0.54

00:48:15.000 They're not being made by professionals. 0.56

00:48:17.000 Which kind of shows you what we have said all along.

00:48:20.000 There's a lot of funny people out there that don't ever do anything about it.

00:48:25.000 You know?

00:48:26.000 They don't ever become like... 0.98

00:48:27.000 Look, Eddie Bravo is one of the funniest fucking people I've ever met in my life. 0.97

00:48:31.000 He's hilarious. 0.97

00:48:33.000 But until he started doing our podcast, most people just knew him as a jiu-jitsu instructor. 0.96

00:48:37.000 I'm like, Eddie Bravo is fucking funny. 0.98

00:48:40.000 Like, stand-up comedian funny. 0.99

00:48:42.000 But he was busy with a bunch of other shit and never pursued it. 0.98

00:48:46.000 He actually did a couple of times. 0.99

00:48:47.000 If I remember, I heard he was pretty good.

00:48:50.000 He did well a few times.

00:48:53.000 He had nine sets.

00:48:54.000 He did it nine times, and out of those nine times...

00:48:57.000 A few of them were like the Hindenburg.

00:49:01.000 A few of them were like, he just wanted to just quit life.

00:49:04.000 They were bad.

00:49:06.000 A few of them were bad.

00:49:06.000 It just didn't work.

00:49:08.000 But a few of them were funny, man.

00:49:10.000 There was a few of them that were really funny.

00:49:12.000 And then there was other ones that were like a little, a mix.

00:49:14.000 A mix of like really funny and some stuff that didn't work.

00:49:16.000 But man, it's like everything else in this world.

00:49:19.000 It seems way easier than it is.

00:49:22.000 It just does.

00:49:23.000 Like you look at bowling. 1.00

00:49:25.000 You just grab that stupid ball and roll it. 1.00

00:49:28.000 How hard could that be? 1.00

00:49:29.000 Obviously, it's hard.

00:49:31.000 Because, you know, they have pros.

00:49:33.000 Like, they have tournaments.

00:49:34.000 They play on TV. They roll the ball better than the other people roll the ball.

00:49:38.000 Just, like, subtle nuances.

00:49:40.000 They have special shoes.

00:49:41.000 They slide when they release the ball.

00:49:43.000 They have gloves, and they spin the ball as they release it, and they want it to hit the front pin in this perfect way, and... 0.66

00:49:50.000 It seems so fucking easy. 0.96

00:49:52.000 If you're outside looking on the outside in at bowling, you'd be like, eh, I can fucking do that. 0.99

00:49:57.000 But if you've never bowled in your life and you go out and try it, holy shit are you gonna be bad, right? 0.98

00:50:02.000 Same thing with everything, man. 0.95

00:50:03.000 Everything.

00:50:04.000 You name it.

00:50:05.000 Things that look easy. 1.00

00:50:07.000 Like that fucking gay guy talking about gay porn, like, with a different ending. 1.00

00:50:11.000 Do you think his speeches are... 1.00

00:50:13.000 That's not easy. 0.98

00:50:15.000 Like, what that guy's doing, the way he's doing it, even though it's silly and gay and he's got jokes thrown in there, like... 1.00

00:50:20.000 His fucking delivery is pretty goddamn smooth. 1.00

00:50:23.000 It's pretty funny. 1.00

00:50:24.000 That's funny.

00:50:25.000 Like, and he knows what he's doing.

00:50:26.000 Like, he knows how he's being perceived, he's adjusting, he's pausing in the right way, he's saying it the right way.

00:50:33.000 You take the average person, you make him stand up and give a speech about MMA in front of a bunch of other people in suits in some room like that, and... 0.95

00:50:42.000 It's gonna suck.

00:50:43.000 He's got a built-in joke, though. 1.00

00:50:45.000 Everybody knows he's gay. 0.91

00:50:47.000 Like, all he has to do is talk about guys being hot. 0.74

00:50:49.000 Like, they'll do that to disarm the situation. 0.75

00:50:51.000 Like, gay guys have that built-in thing. 0.84

00:50:54.000 They can always talk about guys being hot. 0.71

00:50:56.000 Well, it's very hard for me to concentrate up here with all these hot guys in the room.

00:51:01.000 Like, you can say things like that, and then, boom!

00:51:03.000 They break the ice, and people start laughing.

00:51:05.000 So there's that, but...

00:51:08.000 It ain't easy, man.

00:51:10.000 So Eddie tried it and it just was too much time.

00:51:12.000 He was busy with his music.

00:51:13.000 He's busy teaching.

00:51:15.000 He's busy competing at the time.

00:51:17.000 He's still competing.

00:51:17.000 So he quit.

00:51:19.000 He didn't want to do it anymore, because it was right around the time when he fought Hoyler and fought in Abu Dhabi.

00:51:23.000 That's right around when he was trying it out.

00:51:25.000 But he could do it, especially now, because he's been teaching for so long.

00:51:28.000 He's getting really comfortable with talking in front of people.

00:51:31.000 And in his classes, he's really funny. 0.98

00:51:34.000 Like, sometimes in his classes, he'll say hilarious shit, just not planned out, not jokes he wrote. 0.98

00:51:39.000 He'll just, something will come up and he'll say something. 0.99

00:51:41.000 Or, you know, sometimes, it's like his classes are hilarious.

00:51:44.000 Like, one time he came in, he was talking about some UFO documentary that he saw.

00:51:50.000 He said, oh Jesus.

00:51:52.000 He hasn't stopped with the...

00:51:54.000 Chemtrails.

00:51:55.000 He was talking about chemtrails the other day.

00:51:56.000 Still?

00:51:57.000 Still.

00:51:57.000 No, he's still doing that.

00:51:59.000 New documentary, bro!

00:52:01.000 Documents came out that they were proving over LA. They were putting spraying over the last couple months.

00:52:06.000 Told you.

00:52:07.000 Told you.

00:52:08.000 They admitted that.

00:52:09.000 They've never not admitted to doing it.

00:52:11.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:52:13.000 Here's the difference.

00:52:14.000 What they have admitted to, and what they do, we talked about this before, what they do in Abu Dhabi on a regular basis is they do cloud seeding.

00:52:21.000 Cloud seeding is absolutely real, and what they do is they figure out how to make it rain.

00:52:25.000 And they spray some sort of silver iodine, is that what it is? 0.99

00:52:29.000 Find out what the fuck they spray. 0.98

00:52:30.000 Is it to reflect it? 1.00

00:52:32.000 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:52:33.000 That's the Arunaki shit. 1.00

00:52:34.000 The silver stuff, somehow or another, when you spray it in the air, it coalesces. 1.00

00:52:40.000 That's the wrong word.

00:52:41.000 It somehow or another attracts these clouds to form, and you can make it rain.

00:52:46.000 And in Abu Dhabi, they've made it rain once a week for a year.

00:52:50.000 They make it rain there, like once a week. 0.98

00:52:52.000 They just fucking spray the sky. 0.98

00:52:54.000 Abu Dhabi's the desert. 0.99

00:52:56.000 Silver iodide, potassium iodide.

00:52:58.000 That's it.

00:52:59.000 Which, by the way, is absolutely a different substance than what these people are claiming is in these chemtrails.

00:53:06.000 That was the problem with doing that show. 0.99

00:53:09.000 Like that Joe Rogan questions everything show, like the people have some shit in their head and they don't, they just, this is what they believe. 0.98

00:53:18.000 It's locked in there and they don't want to accept other information. 0.99

00:53:22.000 Like this one guy that made this documentary on chemtrails.

00:53:26.000 I mean, he had made two documentaries on chemtrails.

00:53:29.000 And he said he had evidence.

00:53:30.000 He had evidence.

00:53:30.000 We have tested the water and the water shows high levels of aluminum.

00:53:35.000 Like, why is there aluminum in the water?

00:53:37.000 Well, it turns out, first of all, that dirt...

00:53:41.000 All across the world has aluminum in it.

00:53:43.000 It's really common.

00:53:44.000 It's one of the most common things you'll find.

00:53:46.000 Like as far as like metals, like it's super common for aluminum to be in the ground.

00:53:51.000 That's how they get aluminum, okay?

00:53:53.000 It's in the ground.

00:53:53.000 It's all over the place.

00:53:54.000 And when this guy showed me his paperwork, he's like, I'll show you the tests.

00:53:59.000 He hands me this paper and it says sludge.

00:54:02.000 So I said, well, why does it say sludge?

00:54:04.000 And he goes, I don't know, but I gave them water.

00:54:06.000 I go, but that's not what it says at the lab.

00:54:08.000 They tested it, and they said it's sludge.

00:54:11.000 So what is sludge?

00:54:14.000 And he goes, well, I don't know.

00:54:15.000 What is sludge?

00:54:15.000 Well, let's Google it.

00:54:17.000 The sludge, I think, is water mixed with shit, and it's water and dirt. 0.99

00:54:21.000 That's what sludge is. 0.99

00:54:22.000 So I go, okay.

00:54:24.000 So, you admit that dirt has aluminum in it, right?

00:54:27.000 Yes, I know that.

00:54:28.000 Okay.

00:54:29.000 But this water did not have dirt in it.

00:54:30.000 But it says sludge, which means water and dirt.

00:54:34.000 So your water and dirt tested positive for water and dirt.

00:54:38.000 Like, that's what happened.

00:54:40.000 Like, your sludge tested positive for being dirt.

00:54:43.000 That's it. 1.00

00:54:44.000 You didn't prove that they're spraying shit in the air. 0.99

00:54:47.000 Like, this is crazy! 1.00

00:54:48.000 Not only that, if they sprayed shit in the air, it would look different than fucking clouds. 0.99

00:54:53.000 Like, what a cloud is, is moisture. 0.99

00:54:56.000 It's moisture, and when you have a certain amount of condensation in the air, and you send those fucking jet engines through it, it spirals, and it's got all this massive Power and heat, and it changes the temperature of the air in those funnels, those tubes.

00:55:11.000 It creates artificial clouds.

00:55:13.000 Like, I'm not making this up.

00:55:14.000 This is all science. 0.97

00:55:15.000 Like, the scientists have figured this out fucking decades and decades ago. 0.97

00:55:19.000 This is like, this is a beaten-into-the-ground subject. 0.96

00:55:22.000 They absolutely know that you can do that.

00:55:24.000 This is 100% proven that you can send a jet engine through certain levels of condensation, and people are like, well, how come you see it turns on and turns off?

00:55:33.000 Well, look up in the sky.

00:55:35.000 Do you ever notice that clouds aren't uniform across the entire sky?

00:55:39.000 You know why?

00:55:40.000 Because moisture's not uniform across the entire sky. 0.88

00:55:43.000 Just like you'll be fucking driving, and it'll be raining in one area, and you drive to another area, and you could pass through an area where it's not raining, and into a new area where it's raining again, and you're laughing. 0.98

00:55:53.000 Oh my god, we drove from the rainy part into the fucking dry part! 0.99

00:55:56.000 You can do that! 1.00

00:55:57.000 Everybody knows you can do that!

00:55:58.000 So why would you not assume that the air and the sky would be very similar?

00:56:02.000 Sometimes.

00:56:03.000 Sometimes it's not.

00:56:04.000 Sometimes it is. 0.99

00:56:05.000 Like, this is a dumb theory. 1.00

00:56:07.000 Like, there's a lot of fucking conspiracy theories that everybody should look into. 1.00

00:56:11.000 There's a lot of them that are legit as fuck. 0.99

00:56:13.000 There's a lot of false flags. 1.00

00:56:15.000 There's a lot of Lying to the American people, the fucking Gulf of Tonkin that got us into Vietnam is based on bullshit and lies. 1.00

00:56:23.000 Operation Northwoods, 100% bullshit and lies. 1.00

00:56:26.000 All the shit that fucking William Randolph Hearst did to get marijuana illegal and the Reefer Madness. 1.00

00:56:31.000 There's a lot of real-life conspiracies, but... 1.00

00:56:34.000 As soon as you start believing something and you're unwilling to accept evidence that you might be wrong, it becomes a fucking problem. 0.92

00:56:42.000 And people get mad at me on Twitter, like, bro, look at this YouTube documentary! 0.98

00:56:46.000 Look at this YouTube! 0.99

00:56:47.000 It doesn't mean people haven't sprayed shit in the sky before, folks, but when you're looking at those goddamn trails that happen behind jets, that is normal. 0.99

00:56:57.000 That is just what happens when you fly a jet through the atmosphere. 0.99

00:57:02.000 People should be worried about the fucking jet fuel. 0.99

00:57:05.000 That's what they should be worried about. 0.99

00:57:07.000 Everybody that lives around airports, they all get high rates of respiratory illness.

00:57:12.000 There's like a real scandal there.

00:57:14.000 That's the real scandal. 1.00

00:57:15.000 If you live near an airport, you're breathing that fucking burning jet fuel. 1.00

00:57:20.000 If you work at an airport, if you're one of those baggage handlers, one of those dudes that's on the strip every day, fuck, man. 1.00

00:57:26.000 What are you breathing in every day? 0.99

00:57:29.000 There's real health concerns there.

00:57:31.000 Do you know what?

00:57:32.000 What a big deal it would be if we really found out the government was spraying stuff in the sky above us.

00:57:38.000 And for what reason?

00:57:39.000 What are they doing?

00:57:40.000 Is it mind control?

00:57:42.000 Because it's not working.

00:57:43.000 Is it trying to make everybody ill?

00:57:44.000 That's not working either.

00:57:45.000 I hate this topic so much.

00:57:47.000 It just drives me crazy.

00:57:49.000 It's an adorable subject.

00:57:50.000 It's adorable.

00:57:51.000 You know, we're going to find out the planes that crashed into the real trade center were crop dusting at the time or doing chemtrails or something.

00:57:59.000 That would be funny if we combined conspiracies.

00:58:03.000 Dude, there's people who don't even believe they're real planes.

00:58:05.000 Yeah, I know.

00:58:06.000 There's people who think that those were holograms.

00:58:08.000 And then they'll show you on video.

00:58:10.000 Look, you can see there's a pixelation on the left wing. 0.98

00:58:15.000 These people, their brains are broken, man. 1.00

00:58:17.000 And it's because they're not getting any pussy. 1.00

00:58:19.000 That's kind of a good point what you guys were talking about just a little bit ago. 0.99

00:58:21.000 Like, video at some point won't be enough evidence.

00:58:24.000 Yeah.

00:58:24.000 For proof.

00:58:26.000 Well, I think it's right now.

00:58:27.000 I think it's real close. 0.97

00:58:28.000 I think, well, right now we're looking at some normal shit that they're showing us in YouTube ads. 0.98

00:58:33.000 But in the darkest halls of justice, who knows what fu- Government. 0.99

00:58:39.000 Government.

00:58:40.000 Back at the Justice League of America. 1.00

00:58:42.000 Back at the fucking superhero compounds. 0.99

00:58:44.000 Xavier, President Xavier, or Professor Xavier. 0.99

00:58:47.000 I think the highest levels of all this stuff, like, you know, like, that Magic Leap shit.

00:58:54.000 Like, we're looking at what they release, and we're watching these little videos they're putting out, and it looks cool and everything like that, but we're just, we're getting the consumer version of the report. 0.56

00:59:03.000 Like, the people that are working on it at the highest level, where you have to go to their office and sign non-disclosures and shit like that, like...

00:59:10.000 I went to the NVIDIA offices, and when you go in there and they show you all your stuff, you can't take videos of it other than the stuff they allow you to.

00:59:22.000 They'll show you some stuff, but they release their stuff very carefully.

00:59:25.000 You can't give out the specifications of how they make their things, because there's a big technology race that's constantly on.

00:59:32.000 You just gotta sign non-disclosures for any of these things.

00:59:36.000 When you do motion capture for a video game or any of those things, they make you sign all this paperwork and shit. 0.53

00:59:43.000 It ain't that easy.

00:59:44.000 So the people that are at the highest level of creating these CGI effects, we have no idea how good they are right now.

00:59:53.000 They get better every year.

00:59:55.000 So if we could go to one of those CGI labs that does shit for movies and see how good that stuff looks, I bet it'll blow you away. 0.94

01:00:04.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:00:05.000 I'm sure it's been happening for a while. 0.99

01:00:06.000 I'm sure there's shit that we don't know about. 0.98

01:00:09.000 Well, think about the movies that come out, right? 0.99

01:00:11.000 Those fucking movies like Jurassic Park, the new Jurassic Park, which was insane. 0.99

01:00:15.000 It wasn't a good movie. 1.00

01:00:16.000 It was a kind of goofy movie. 0.98

01:00:17.000 But it was an insane showcase for full state-of-the-art CGI shit that's available right now. 0.98

01:00:24.000 The dinosaurs looked incredible. 0.98

01:00:26.000 Like, that took, like, how long did that take to make?

01:00:29.000 Over a year, I'm sure.

01:00:31.000 So that's the technology that was available when they first started doing that project.

01:00:35.000 So, like, whatever it is, two years ago, let's say two years ago.

01:00:38.000 What can they do now?

01:00:39.000 What can they do in five years?

01:00:41.000 Like, what is this?

01:00:42.000 What are you showing us, Jamie?

01:00:43.000 This is called The Climb.

01:00:45.000 It's a mountain climbing virtual reality thing.

01:00:48.000 Oh my god.

01:00:48.000 You have no hands.

01:00:50.000 Your arms are gone.

01:00:51.000 Yeah, you just have hands.

01:00:52.000 It shows you.

01:00:52.000 But the way that they've...

01:00:54.000 The scale on what you see when you get up to climb the top of the mountains and the amount of detail they put in here.

01:01:00.000 So you can put your face all the way up to your hand and see the stitches in the gloves.

01:01:06.000 I saw a little more of an explanation on it, but...

01:01:11.000 Why would I want to do that for fun?

01:01:13.000 Well, I've watched those YouTube videos, those crazy Russian dudes that do cartwheels on rooftops. 1.00

01:01:18.000 There's so many of those guys. 0.66

01:01:20.000 Yeah, that one guy.

01:01:21.000 James Kingston, I think is his name.

01:01:22.000 He's so scary.

01:01:23.000 Oh, he's terrifying.

01:01:24.000 He just went to Abu Dhabi on the top of the tallest building and was just climbing on a crane and doing handstands for fun.

01:01:29.000 Well, he also does leaps.

01:01:31.000 He'll leap from the top of one building to the other.

01:01:33.000 Like, he showed one.

01:01:34.000 He's still in the corner of this building and leaped across the street and landed on another building. 0.99

01:01:40.000 Like, these guys are serious fucking athletes. 0.98

01:01:43.000 Because even the way he's landing, like, he's, like, stiff-legged it and, like, planted himself. 1.00

01:01:49.000 He does nutty shit, man. 1.00

01:01:52.000 But, hey, we're talking about him. 1.00

01:01:55.000 How long before that guy becomes Jell-O? One day, right?

01:01:59.000 So he's looking across here.

01:02:00.000 Is he gonna jump all the way?

01:02:04.000 He climbed that thing?

01:02:06.000 Oh, dude, why?

01:02:08.000 Oh my god, I can't do it.

01:02:10.000 Oh my god, this guy's out of his mind.

01:02:12.000 So, James Kingston, what's the name of the video if people want to watch this?

01:02:17.000 Jumps insane gap to hang off 150 meter high South Bank tower crane.

01:02:21.000 He's jumping?

01:02:22.000 Where's he jumping?

01:02:23.000 He's jumping from here?

01:02:24.000 Come on.

01:02:25.000 No, no, no, he's not gonna- Oh my god, he's gonna jump?

01:02:28.000 What is he gonna do here?

01:02:30.000 I can't watch this.

01:02:31.000 My feet are sweating.

01:02:32.000 Yeah, I know.

01:02:33.000 There's some new drones that just came out recently that he's gonna be able to make some way cooler videos than he's making now, even. 0.99

01:02:39.000 He takes his fucking shirt off while he's up there, folks. 0.98

01:02:44.000 He's gonna leave it up there? 0.99

01:02:45.000 He tucked it, just so everybody knows it's up there forever.

01:02:48.000 Everybody knows he was really there.

01:02:50.000 If you want to go up there and retrieve his shirt, go get it.

01:02:52.000 No, he's not gonna jump over to that other thing.

01:02:54.000 Oh, Jesus Christ, he's hanging!

01:02:57.000 Look how sweaty my hands are!

01:02:59.000 Oh my God, he's hanging with one arm! 1.00

01:03:01.000 Fucker! 1.00

01:03:03.000 Jesus Christ, dude! 1.00

01:03:06.000 Oh my god, this guy's out of his fucking mind. 1.00

01:03:10.000 This is so hard to watch. 1.00

01:03:12.000 It's so hard.

01:03:13.000 Why is it so hard to watch when you're not there?

01:03:16.000 Facebook.

01:03:16.000 Yeah, here's his Facebook.

01:03:17.000 James L. Kingston.

01:03:19.000 He's out of his mind, man. 1.00

01:03:21.000 That dude's out of his fucking mind. 1.00

01:03:23.000 But that's how we're talking about him. 1.00

01:03:25.000 Yeah, no, it's just like Alex Honnold.

01:03:27.000 Oh, it's different.

01:03:29.000 Hopefully he's getting paid for it.

01:03:30.000 It's different.

01:03:30.000 I guess?

01:03:32.000 I don't know. 0.95

01:03:33.000 I think they're both equally crazy. 0.60

01:03:34.000 First of all, what he's doing is illegal. 0.58

01:03:37.000 What Alex Honnold does is a sport, young Jamie.

01:03:41.000 I know, what Alex does is pretty nice too, but you know, the climbing dudes, like the hardcore climbing guys, they fall into one or two camps when it comes to Alex.

01:03:50.000 Either they revere him, or they think he's a real problem, and they think he's going to die.

01:03:55.000 Like, there was this one documentary they did about him, or one of those pieces that they did about him, where they talked to this one old school climber who uses ropes and the whole deal, and he's like, it's not a matter of if he's going to die, it's a matter of when.

01:04:08.000 And the guy was just like, being real negative about it.

01:04:11.000 Which I don't understand. 0.99

01:04:13.000 It's because when I watch a guy like Alex Honnold, I say, obviously he knows what the fuck he's doing. 0.98

01:04:19.000 He's doing it all the time. 0.99

01:04:21.000 And he continues to do it all the time.

01:04:23.000 So why do you assume that one day he's going to have a mental lapse and not be able to do it?

01:04:28.000 Well, he can do it.

01:04:29.000 Is he doing it?

01:04:29.000 He's doing it, right?

01:04:30.000 He's doing it.

01:04:31.000 Okay.

01:04:31.000 Well, if he's doing it, he can continue to do it.

01:04:33.000 Unless his hand breaks.

01:04:35.000 Unless he gets old.

01:04:36.000 Unless he stops working out.

01:04:38.000 I mean, why is he not going to be able to do it?

01:04:40.000 Well, one day, he's gonna fall.

01:04:42.000 Like, what are you, hexing him, man? 1.00

01:04:44.000 Putting the fucking, the kibosh on him? 0.99

01:04:46.000 What are you doing? 1.00

01:04:47.000 You know, you don't know if he's gonna fall.

01:04:49.000 Like, what he's doing is very dangerous, but he might do it forever.

01:04:52.000 He might be able to do it until he's 80 and then quit.

01:04:55.000 He might know what he's doing.

01:04:56.000 You know?

01:04:57.000 I mean, he goes over those courses with a rope first. 0.89

01:05:01.000 He knows he's got a path.

01:05:02.000 He doesn't just climb something and hope he can figure out how to get up.

01:05:06.000 He goes through these things with ropes first.

01:05:10.000 And then once he goes through the things with ropes, he sees his path, he marks it, and he goes.

01:05:15.000 Even still, I guess, what...

01:05:17.000 Why do they think it's bad that he might die doing it because it shows other people a bad path to take?

01:05:23.000 Exactly.

01:05:24.000 I'm confused on why they think it's so bad.

01:05:26.000 Well, then we should stop having NASCAR. Yeah, I know there's a lot of things you can do that'll kill you.

01:05:30.000 Yeah.

01:05:31.000 That aren't even that dangerous. 0.99

01:05:32.000 Yeah, I was watching a girl yesterday on the fucking highway at night wearing sunglasses scrolling through her Facebook. 1.00

01:05:38.000 In the left lane, the far left lane, people are honking as they're passing her. 1.00

01:05:43.000 She didn't give a fuck. 1.00

01:05:44.000 She's fat. 1.00

01:05:45.000 She's probably eating while she was driving, too. 0.99

01:05:48.000 Big fat face, looking down at her phone, scrolling through her pictures. 0.99

01:05:52.000 Just careless. 1.00

01:05:54.000 Careless American. 0.65

01:05:56.000 Just everything that people, if they wanted to mock America.

01:06:00.000 She's probably looking at Kim Kardashian's Instagram.

01:06:03.000 She had sunglasses on.

01:06:04.000 She's driving with her big overfed face. 0.99

01:06:08.000 And she's scrolling through, putting everyone around her in danger.

01:06:11.000 She's barely paying attention.

01:06:12.000 And she's doing the scroll lean.

01:06:14.000 Here's something that people don't realize when they're scrolling.

01:06:17.000 If they have their hand on the steering wheel and they have their phone, they do this.

01:06:21.000 Where they lean over towards their phone. 0.99

01:06:24.000 So if you look at her from behind, the first thing I saw, I'm like, why is this bitch going 60 miles an hour? 1.00

01:06:29.000 I look it over, because everybody else is flying by on the left and the right, and she's in the left lane. 0.91

01:06:34.000 You see the glow from her phone, which is a big one, and then her head is all the way over to the right side. 1.00

01:06:41.000 So this bitch is barely paying attention to what the fuck she's doing. 1.00

01:06:45.000 I mean, she was barely paying attention, and she had fucking sunglasses on, and it's dark out! 1.00

01:06:50.000 The whole thing was hilariously American. 0.99

01:06:53.000 And she probably had a Trump bumper sticker on. 1.00

01:06:56.000 I have a mount, so I just put my iPad Pro right in the middle of it.

01:06:59.000 That's a good move, too.

01:07:00.000 She's probably on her way to Ted Cruz's house. 1.00

01:07:02.000 She's gonna go fuck him. 1.00

01:07:06.000 That's so fucked up today. 1.00

01:07:07.000 Have you seen the documentary? 1.00

01:07:09.000 Do you believe that?

01:07:09.000 Hold on a second.

01:07:10.000 Do you believe that?

01:07:10.000 Do you believe it?

01:07:11.000 Do you know what we're talking about?

01:07:13.000 No.

01:07:13.000 Five women have come out, or they've said five women.

01:07:16.000 Ted Cruz is having an affair with five different women.

01:07:18.000 First of all, kudos.

01:07:20.000 Because, you know, if you're going to have an affair, go deep.

01:07:22.000 Yeah.

01:07:22.000 You know, have a gang of them.

01:07:25.000 Yeah, no, they said that one of them even works for Trump now.

01:07:29.000 Perfect.

01:07:30.000 That's how you do it.

01:07:31.000 That's how you get deep into the enemy lines.

01:07:33.000 You know, you gotta get a spy.

01:07:36.000 There's some other thing I was trying to read up on it.

01:07:39.000 There's been a lot of tweets over the last six months referring to this thing, the thing.

01:07:43.000 It's in capital letters, the thing, like hashtag the thing.

01:07:47.000 This might be it, what they've all been referring to the last time, or there might be something else secret, hidden.

01:07:53.000 How about if Ted Cruz comes out, hashtag dickgamestrong?

01:07:57.000 I'm voting for him.

01:07:59.000 I'm voting for him.

01:08:00.000 He's in.

01:08:01.000 If he just owns up to it, he's in.

01:08:03.000 Can you imagine?

01:08:04.000 Hashtag Dick Game Strong.

01:08:06.000 Dick Game Strong.

01:08:06.000 Bam!

01:08:08.000 I'll fucking vote for him. 1.00

01:08:09.000 I'll be a registered Republican. 1.00

01:08:11.000 I'll go to church.

01:08:12.000 How about that?

01:08:13.000 Just to vote for him.

01:08:16.000 Why?

01:08:17.000 Wouldn't you want our great?

01:08:18.000 No, because I think the whole thing's a joke.

01:08:20.000 I watched Hillary Clinton yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel.

01:08:23.000 Did you see that video?

01:08:24.000 No.

01:08:24.000 It's hilarious.

01:08:25.000 Jimmy Kimmel did a really fucking smart thing. 0.98

01:08:27.000 Very funny. 0.97

01:08:28.000 He set up this thing where he had Hillary come on and he told her about mansplaining and he asked her if she knew what mansplaining was and then she started to give her explanation and he corrected her.

01:08:40.000 Of course.

01:08:41.000 And so then he had her go up and give her speeches and he told her how she probably should actually dress and how she should talk.

01:08:49.000 And he basically mansplained his way through the whole thing.

01:08:53.000 Can we play this or will this get us kicked off of YouTube?

01:08:55.000 Definitely.

01:08:55.000 Probably get us kicked off.

01:08:56.000 Yeah, you should just watch it on Jimmy's channel.

01:08:58.000 Yeah, just watch it on his channel.

01:08:59.000 But if you can find the video.

01:09:02.000 Today is the 20...

01:09:04.000 What is today?

01:09:04.000 The 24th?

01:09:07.000 What is today?

01:09:08.000 Yeah.

01:09:09.000 Yeah.

01:09:10.000 25th.

01:09:11.000 I tweeted it today.

01:09:12.000 So if you get to the 25th and you find it on... 0.94

01:09:15.000 It's fucking hilarious, though. 0.91

01:09:17.000 I don't have to play it. 0.97

01:09:18.000 I want him to get all the hits for it anyway.

01:09:21.000 He's great.

01:09:22.000 He's great.

01:09:23.000 I love that guy.

01:09:24.000 And the way he did it is just so fucking brilliant. 0.99

01:09:27.000 Nobody else would have the balls to do that. 0.99

01:09:29.000 He did it all fake dickheadedly, but since you know he's a nice guy, he can get away with being a fake dickhead, it was great. 0.99

01:09:38.000 It almost made her likable. 0.98

01:09:41.000 Not quite.

01:09:42.000 You're not feeling the burn?

01:09:43.000 I feel the burn more than I feel anything else.

01:09:45.000 I like burning, and I've said this before, because of social stuff.

01:09:49.000 I think what he represents socially will be a good uniting of our country.

01:09:54.000 I think it'll help us.

01:09:56.000 I think what Trump, what he represents socially is the thing that disturbs me the most. 1.00

01:10:01.000 Like when he says things about like Mexicans and that kind of shit, that to me is, that's the dumbest part about what he does. 1.00

01:10:09.000 And the people that react to it, like they go rah-rah, they get all fucking rah-rah about that kind of shit. 1.00

01:10:15.000 That's the worst aspects of our culture. 1.00

01:10:17.000 We got lucky as fuck. 1.00

01:10:19.000 We got lucky as fuck to be born in America. 1.00

01:10:24.000 You can say what you want about where you live, and you might love Iceland or fucking Sweden or wherever you are right now and you're listening to this, and I bet you're right. 0.99

01:10:31.000 I bet you're right. 0.97

01:10:32.000 Where you live has great Great qualities. 0.98

01:10:37.000 I'm not saying there's anything wrong with where you live, but what I'm saying is the difference between being born in America and being born in Mexico is fucking staggering. 0.96

01:10:48.000 It's a giant fucking difference as far as the opportunities you have, as far as the chances of you being able to get a great job and be able to support your family. 0.99

01:11:02.000 People aren't sneaking into America because it sucks. 0.99

01:11:06.000 They're sneaking into America because they got a shitty roll of the dice and they got born into a poor family in Mexico, which is connected to the richest nation in the world today. 0.99

01:11:16.000 It's that simple. 1.00

01:11:18.000 You and I got lucky as fuck. 1.00

01:11:21.000 We all did. 1.00

01:11:21.000 And so for a guy like Donald Trump, he doesn't recognize that shit. 1.00

01:11:25.000 That should be the number one thing that he says. 0.99

01:11:28.000 If you want to keep America great and you want to make America great again and everything like that, we're all down with that. 0.99

01:11:33.000 But you can't talk shit about Mexicans. 1.00

01:11:36.000 You can't talk shit about them all being rapists, murderers. 1.00

01:11:39.000 The sheer numbers of people that come over from Mexico that are great, that don't do anything, that are just trying to work and trying to feed their families, well, they're doing it illegally! 1.00

01:11:49.000 Yeah, because a lot of other people have done it illegally, too.

01:11:51.000 And they send back money, and they realize there's job opportunities here. 0.99

01:11:55.000 And Donald Trump's fucking own companies employ illegal aliens. 0.99

01:12:01.000 His wife came from another country. 1.00

01:12:04.000 I mean, the whole thing...

01:12:05.000 Mitt Romney had a hilarious joke.

01:12:07.000 You hear what he said?

01:12:08.000 He said, there's some jobs that Americans won't take.

01:12:14.000 And that's why Trump had a wife.

01:12:17.000 I'm going to get it.

01:12:17.000 That's hilarious.

01:12:19.000 You know, that part disturbs me about him.

01:12:22.000 But the rest of the stuff, I like some of the stuff he does.

01:12:26.000 I think he's hilarious.

01:12:27.000 I'm pretty sure he's going to win just because I know for sure in 2020 it's going to be Trump versus Kanye.

01:12:34.000 The way our world is going right now.

01:12:39.000 That's not gonna happen.

01:12:40.000 He's not really gonna run for president.

01:12:41.000 Oh yes he is.

01:12:42.000 That's a hustle.

01:12:43.000 That's fake.

01:12:44.000 That's how you sell CDs and what have you.

01:12:46.000 But don't you think that's where we're going?

01:12:48.000 Especially if Trump wins four years later?

01:12:50.000 No, I think we bounce back.

01:12:51.000 I think we bounce back hard the other way.

01:12:54.000 I think if Trump wins, what happens is you get someone like a Gary Johnson.

01:12:58.000 Gary Johnson, who is without a doubt the best candidate, but nobody takes him seriously because he's an independent.

01:13:03.000 He's a legit former governor of New Mexico, did a fantastic job there.

01:13:09.000 He's very open-minded, very liberal, very progressive, but also very smart, fiscally aware.

01:13:15.000 He's got a lot of super positive qualities. 0.98

01:13:18.000 He just doesn't want to be a part of that bullshit two-party system. 0.98

01:13:20.000 And because of that, no one's going to take him seriously. 0.99

01:13:22.000 But a guy like Gary Johnson could be a real leader and a real president. 1.00

01:13:27.000 But to be a president is a fucking stupid job. 1.00

01:13:30.000 It's to be one person that's in charge of so many different parts of this country that it's insane. 1.00

01:13:36.000 I mean, you have to be in charge of how much...

01:13:38.000 Taxes we charge people.

01:13:40.000 I mean, that's part of your platform.

01:13:42.000 What's your foreign policy?

01:13:43.000 What's the military budget?

01:13:45.000 What's all these things that are like, what are you going to do about healthcare?

01:13:49.000 What are you going to do about education? 0.96

01:13:50.000 All of those things require fucking years and years and years of extreme study. 0.88

01:13:58.000 Like, you have to, like, really be immersed in each individual aspect of our civilization to even have a thought of how to fix it and correct it and change the system. 0.98

01:14:08.000 Whether it's taxes, whether it's the economy, all these different things require incredible levels of expertise and to expect that in all these different areas from one person and then expect them to have unique progressive ideas about society and culture and how we move past all of our silly differences about race and gender and sexual orientation.

01:14:32.000 This one person would have to be a master They would have to be some guru from another planet.

01:14:37.000 I mean they would literally have to be some non-human.

01:14:40.000 Because a human being can't have that many levels of expertise. 0.96

01:14:45.000 Because to be an expert in anything that's like super complicated, like finance, Like, goddamn, those guys are studying it all the time.

01:14:54.000 I mean, you might be able to be like a really good finance guy and also have a mean racquetball game or something like that. 0.71

01:14:59.000 Is that your watch?

01:15:00.000 It just freaked me out.

01:15:01.000 What does it do?

01:15:02.000 My security, my home security just went off, so it vibrates.

01:15:06.000 Someone's broken in your house?

01:15:07.000 Nah, it's just UPS guy.

01:15:09.000 Oh, they bang?

01:15:10.000 I don't even know how to turn it off.

01:15:12.000 Throw it in the water?

01:15:13.000 That's probably the best move.

01:15:15.000 Why do you want a computer on your wrist?

01:15:16.000 You really like that?

01:15:17.000 Uh, it's cool.

01:15:18.000 I mean, they just dropped the price, $100, so it's really cheap now.

01:15:22.000 I wonder why.

01:15:22.000 Yeah, well, it's...

01:15:23.000 Nobody wants a fucking computer on their wrist. 0.99

01:15:25.000 You know what's really... 0.99

01:15:25.000 What's cool, it's like when you're driving and somebody texts you, you just look over and be like, okay. 0.99

01:15:29.000 Or you could just push a button and just reply. 1.00

01:15:31.000 How about just drive, you fuck? 1.00

01:15:34.000 Driving's boring. 1.00

01:15:35.000 Exactly.

01:15:36.000 That's why I listen to books on tape, man.

01:15:39.000 I listen to podcasts, don't you?

01:15:40.000 You are a podcaster.

01:15:41.000 You don't even listen to podcasts?

01:15:42.000 Yeah, I know.

01:15:42.000 I don't listen to podcasts at all.

01:15:44.000 That is insane.

01:15:45.000 Why?

01:15:45.000 That's part of your problem.

01:15:47.000 The only time I ever listen to podcasts is when I'm going on a road trip, but not, like, locally.

01:15:52.000 Every day, I listen to podcasts.

01:15:54.000 Yeah.

01:15:54.000 All day long.

01:15:55.000 I listen to History.

01:15:57.000 I listen to History on Fire.

01:15:58.000 I listen to Hardcore History, Daniele Bolelli's and Dan Patrick's.

01:16:06.000 I'm not Dan Patrick.

01:16:08.000 Do you listen to Guys We Fucked? 0.60

01:16:09.000 No.

01:16:10.000 How is it?

01:16:11.000 I hung out with those girls in South by Southwest, or Christian Hustigen.

01:16:15.000 It's pretty funny.

01:16:16.000 I don't know.

01:16:18.000 Dan Carlin.

01:16:18.000 Why am I saying Dan Patrick?

01:16:20.000 Jesus Christ.

01:16:20.000 Because I was listening to Dan Patrick today.

01:16:23.000 Talked to...

01:16:24.000 Yeah.

01:16:24.000 So I listened to those guys.

01:16:27.000 Dan Carlin's the best.

01:16:28.000 Hardcore History's insane.

01:16:30.000 I listen to some archery podcasts.

01:16:33.000 I listen to some comedy podcasts.

01:16:36.000 Depending on what I'm into, you know?

01:16:37.000 Occasionally I listen to Joey's.

01:16:39.000 I listen to Bill Burr's on occasion.

01:16:40.000 I listen to Ari's.

01:16:41.000 I listen to Ari's a lot.

01:16:42.000 I listen to Duncan's.

01:16:43.000 Do you watch Joey on Periscope?

01:16:45.000 I mean, do you watch Periscopes?

01:16:46.000 I do.

01:16:46.000 I watch Joey.

01:16:47.000 That's it.

01:16:48.000 And sometimes I watch Brody.

01:16:49.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:16:50.000 But in my car, man, I don't fuck with the phone. 0.99

01:16:53.000 Yeah? 0.99

01:16:53.000 Nope. 0.99

01:16:54.000 I don't fuck with it. 1.00

01:16:55.000 I put it down because it's dangerous as shit. 1.00

01:16:57.000 It's just dangerous. 1.00

01:16:58.000 And it's addictive.

01:16:59.000 I know phones are addictive.

01:17:00.000 So I see people texting.

01:17:02.000 I think we should all just make an agreement.

01:17:04.000 All of us. 1.00

01:17:05.000 Just leave your fucking phone alone when you're in your car. 1.00

01:17:08.000 Don't kill anybody. 1.00

01:17:09.000 Because if you do, you'll never forgive yourself. 0.99

01:17:12.000 If you wind up texting and you plow into someone and someone dies, some fucking kid dies, some old lady dies or something, you'll never forgive yourself. 1.00

01:17:20.000 Just stop fucking with your phone. 1.00

01:17:21.000 Stop looking down at it, put it down, and just drive. 1.00

01:17:25.000 Like, it's the one time where you can just chill.

01:17:27.000 And just be involved in what you're doing.

01:17:29.000 Be present.

01:17:30.000 Be mindful of what you're doing. 0.99

01:17:32.000 I take this fucking thing and I throw it in the passenger seat. 0.99

01:17:35.000 I don't want it in my lap. 0.99

01:17:37.000 I don't want it in the center console.

01:17:40.000 I don't want to look at it.

01:17:41.000 Let's put it over there.

01:17:43.000 I just think we should all do that. 0.98

01:17:44.000 It's fucking scary, man. 0.98

01:17:46.000 Watching that dummy yesterday, driving with sunglasses on, the right-handed lean, scrolling through her Instagram, and like looking down, looking down, looking up, looking down, looking down, looking up. 0.99

01:17:57.000 The amount of distance that you travel when you're looking at your phone, you're going 60 miles an hour, and you're looking at your phone for like two seconds. 0.99

01:18:04.000 How many fucking feet are you going? 0.98

01:18:07.000 Think about that. 1.00

01:18:08.000 If you're going 60 miles an hour, think about that.

01:18:11.000 One, two. 0.99

01:18:11.000 That's a lot of fucking space you're covering, and you're not even looking at the road. 0.99

01:18:17.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:18:18.000 I mostly bought this for health, fitness, the sensors on it. 1.00

01:18:22.000 Bitch, eat vegetables. 1.00

01:18:23.000 The Fitbit. 1.00

01:18:24.000 I had the Fitbit for a while, but it started fucking up all the time. 0.99

01:18:27.000 Really? 0.95

01:18:28.000 I heard this is a lot better. 1.00

01:18:29.000 I thought those Fitbits were the shit. 1.00

01:18:31.000 That's what I hear. 1.00

01:18:31.000 Well, they're not waterproof, but they're water-resistant. 1.00

01:18:35.000 Wait a minute.

01:18:37.000 Really?

01:18:38.000 Yeah.

01:18:39.000 How could you have something you exercise in?

01:18:41.000 I got some of those Beats headphones that are supposedly really good.

01:18:45.000 That you're supposed to be able to sweat in. 1.00

01:18:47.000 These bitches? 1.00

01:18:48.000 Yeah, just like those exact ones. 1.00

01:18:50.000 Yeah, the wireless ones?

01:18:51.000 They break after you sweat in them too much. 1.00

01:18:53.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:18:53.000 And I think the Fitbit did awesome. 1.00

01:18:55.000 Come on.

01:18:55.000 The little button thing that came apart, so I had to super glue it back together, and the button stopped working after a while, and then they started working again a couple months later.

01:19:03.000 I had to buy another pair just because I needed some.

01:19:07.000 Yeah, I just give these a try.

01:19:08.000 I've been going wired forever.

01:19:10.000 They're good.

01:19:10.000 I really like them, except you can't sweat too much in them.

01:19:13.000 That's ridiculous.

01:19:14.000 I like the wired ones, but when you lift weights and stuff, especially kettlebell movements and things along those lines, you want the possibility of them getting tangled up or getting bunched up.

01:19:24.000 Does that have a microphone on it so you can use it for fun?

01:19:26.000 Yeah, it's great for the phone.

01:19:28.000 I love it.

01:19:28.000 I love it for everything, man.

01:19:30.000 It's great.

01:19:31.000 It's really easy.

01:19:32.000 I like it.

01:19:33.000 I'm a fan. 0.99

01:19:34.000 People tell me that it's not loud enough, but I don't want to blow my fucking ears out. 0.98

01:19:39.000 I listened to music in the gym the other day, and it was fine. 0.99

01:19:41.000 It was good.

01:19:44.000 Pretty decent headphones, but from what they cost, they should last five to ten years easily.

01:19:49.000 $200, $300?

01:19:50.000 Yeah, $200, I think.

01:19:51.000 Electronics, man.

01:19:52.000 I mean, you can't get them wet.

01:19:54.000 They can only protect so much.

01:19:56.000 Which, apparently, they've done an insane job with these iPhones.

01:19:59.000 You can dunk these in a toilet for half an hour.

01:20:03.000 How do I know this?

01:20:05.000 Someone else did it, but you can dunk it in the phone because and the reason why this should piss everybody off a little bit They made these waterproof because now you can turn them in and you can exchange them when you want to get a new one So they wanted to make it so they didn't break So why did you do that already, 0.98

01:20:22.000 you assholes? 0.96

01:20:23.000 Like, why didn't you do that a long time ago? 0.99

01:20:25.000 Because Samsung's had waterproof phones for years.

01:20:28.000 The new Samsung S7 is waterproof.

01:20:30.000 Yeah.

01:20:31.000 What do you got there?

01:20:32.000 You got the Note, right?

01:20:33.000 Note 5. Note 5. Those are dope, man. 0.93

01:20:34.000 The difference between an Android phone and an Apple phone is almost indistinguishable now, as far as, like, the ability, the phone's ability.

01:20:43.000 Yeah, if they could just work on the third-party apps, like Periscope sucks on it.

01:20:49.000 Well, Instagram was real bad on the old version of it.

01:20:51.000 I only use Instagram on iPhone now, but on the old version of it.

01:20:56.000 But I still use a Galaxy phone for the studio line.

01:20:59.000 The studio phone for guests and stuff, that's a Ting phone.

01:21:03.000 That's an Android phone.

01:21:04.000 I like it, man.

01:21:05.000 It works great.

01:21:06.000 It's smooth.

01:21:07.000 It's easy to use.

01:21:09.000 It doesn't piss me off when I go online with it or anything, when I look at YouTube videos or anything.

01:21:14.000 But there's some stuff it just doesn't have...

01:21:17.000 Which doesn't make any sense, because aren't there as many Android phones now as there are Apple phones?

01:21:22.000 I think there's more Apple.

01:21:25.000 There should be.

01:21:26.000 It's pretty even if it's not.

01:21:27.000 One's just slightly over the other.

01:21:29.000 But I would think by now they would have caught up.

01:21:31.000 Like everything would be caught up.

01:21:32.000 It's still, as far as Android goes, it's still like a company will make a phone for like Samsung or Sony or just 10 different companies that can make an Android phone.

01:21:40.000 Then they have to have the most updated version of the operating system.

01:21:44.000 And any update then has to go through the carrier to get through each of those.

01:21:47.000 So you could have 4.1, Brian could have 4.3.

01:21:50.000 I could have the new 4.5 or something.

01:21:52.000 I don't even know if that's real.

01:21:53.000 Yeah, and then there's another problem. 0.99

01:21:55.000 The other problem is a lot of companies like T-Mobile or any, they'll add their own bullshit. 0.99

01:22:00.000 And then Samsung will add their own bullshit on top of... 0.99

01:22:06.000 The original Android. 0.97

01:22:08.000 So if you want to buy just Android, like straight Android, you do it through Google.

01:22:12.000 And you get that Nexus phone.

01:22:14.000 The Nexus phone is really interesting.

01:22:16.000 Because the Nexus phone, you pay Google.

01:22:18.000 You don't pay a carrier.

01:22:20.000 Like, you don't pay Verizon or T-Mobile.

01:22:22.000 You just pay Google.

01:22:24.000 And so your phone works on everything.

01:22:26.000 It moves around.

01:22:27.000 And they just rent time on everybody's network.

01:22:30.000 I find that to be fascinating.

01:22:32.000 So it uses both networks?

01:22:34.000 It uses everything.

01:22:35.000 It uses everything.

01:22:37.000 So wherever you are, apparently, make sure that's true.

01:22:41.000 Apparently, that's how it works, though.

01:22:43.000 Like, you just pay Google instead of paying Verizon or instead of paying T-Mobile, and theoretically, it uses the best signal around all the time.

01:22:52.000 Seems like somebody like T-Mobile would be like, nah, we don't want you to do that.

01:22:56.000 Why would they do that?

01:22:57.000 Because we make more money.

01:22:59.000 Maybe they wouldn't.

01:23:01.000 I mean, I don't think they even, I mean, people don't even think of Google themselves as being a cell phone provider.

01:23:08.000 Most people don't think of it.

01:23:09.000 You think of Android, but most people don't think about buying their phone from Google and using Google as their service provider.

01:23:16.000 Do they?

01:23:17.000 I mean, I've never heard.

01:23:19.000 Chris Ryan told me about it.

01:23:21.000 Dr. Chris Ryan from Sex at Dawn, and tangentially speaking, that's what he's got.

01:23:26.000 He got it that way.

01:23:27.000 And he got it because he wants it to work everywhere.

01:23:29.000 And when he's roaming, there's no roaming.

01:23:31.000 His phone works in Indonesia.

01:23:33.000 It works everywhere.

01:23:34.000 It just works.

01:23:36.000 It's how T-Mobile is, pretty much.

01:23:38.000 You can go pretty much anywhere and it just works.

01:23:39.000 In Canada, there's no extra cost.

01:23:42.000 No extra cost in Mexico or nothing?

01:23:44.000 No.

01:23:44.000 That's how it should be.

01:23:46.000 Yeah.

01:23:46.000 But didn't they get in trouble for streaming, for throttling streaming or something?

01:23:50.000 No.

01:23:50.000 So they have this plan that they don't charge you for Netflix, for videos, or any music things like Spotify.

01:23:57.000 So all that bandwidth is free.

01:23:59.000 It's all you can eat.

01:24:00.000 So now it's been exposed or whatever.

01:24:02.000 They didn't really hide it, but they said that the videos are downgraded to 480p, which is, like, for your phone, 100% fine.

01:24:11.000 Like, the difference between 720p and 480p on a, whatever, a 4-inch screen or 5-inch screen, you're not going to notice the difference.

01:24:19.000 But Verizon and AT&T made a huge deal about it, blah, blah, blah.

01:24:23.000 What's funny, though, is yesterday on...

01:24:26.000 The owner's periscope, the CEO of T-Mobile, it was shown that this whole time Verizon and AT&T have been downgrading theirs to 320p.

01:24:36.000 So they just got caught for even having worse signals than T-Mobile.

01:24:41.000 So everybody does it?

01:24:42.000 Everybody does.

01:24:43.000 And it seems acceptable.

01:24:45.000 It seems like an intelligent move to make sure that your stream doesn't get interrupted because it's not too much download for no reason.

01:24:50.000 And Netflix is actually the ones behind it who is downgrading it for mobile because if everyone in the world had 1080p for no reason, there's no reason for it.

01:25:00.000 Well, it seems like a massive waste.

01:25:02.000 You're looking at a phone.

01:25:03.000 It is. 0.91

01:25:04.000 I mean, if you're looking at a phone, but I have to tell you, one thing I fucking love about Apple is Apple TV. Because I have Apple TV at home, and a buddy of mine...

01:25:14.000 Yeah, I got the new one.

01:25:15.000 But even the old one was great.

01:25:16.000 But a buddy of mine texted me a YouTube video of his show.

01:25:20.000 So he texted me.

01:25:22.000 So I click on the link.

01:25:23.000 It starts playing.

01:25:23.000 I press down on the button and it starts showing on my TV. I'm talking about in seconds.

01:25:28.000 So I got this text.

01:25:30.000 Bang! 1.00

01:25:30.000 He shows me an episode of his TV show. 1.00

01:25:33.000 I put it on the TV and I sit back on the couch and I'm watching it.

01:25:36.000 In real time, stream on television. 0.99

01:25:39.000 I'm like, this is fucking crazy. 0.97

01:25:41.000 Like, this guy just sent me a show. 0.97

01:25:43.000 And it's playing right now from my phone to the TV, and it's perfect.

01:25:48.000 It's in HD, and I'm watching it, and my mouth was like...

01:25:51.000 My jaw was open.

01:25:54.000 I was like, I can't believe this.

01:25:55.000 Do you have the new one yet?

01:25:56.000 I love it, because just using the microphone and being like, Broad City, and it shows you where it's on Hulu or Netflix, and you just click on it.

01:26:04.000 With that new little scroll thing, too.

01:26:06.000 You scroll with that top thing.

01:26:08.000 It's like a touchpad.

01:26:09.000 Dude.

01:26:10.000 Except I'm always having it upside down or it's in bed and I sit on it and it turns it off.

01:26:14.000 There's a lot of problems with that remote.

01:26:16.000 Yeah, my cat paused the Walking Dead the other day.

01:26:18.000 Ha ha ha! 1.00

01:26:19.000 Oliver, my cat is such a whore. 1.00

01:26:22.000 When you sit on the couch, it's like, oh yeah, that's right. 0.99

01:26:26.000 It's like if you were a sleazy guy and a girl said, you can stay over my house, but don't try anything. 0.64

01:26:34.000 And you're like, yeah, I'm going to try nothing.

01:26:36.000 Don't worry about it. 1.00

01:26:37.000 And you climbed in bed with her and you took your pants off and you started rubbing your dick up against her ass. 1.00

01:26:41.000 That's what my cat's like. 1.00

01:26:43.000 You're like, look dude, I'm going to sit down here and I'm going to just watch TV, okay?

01:26:46.000 He's like, yeah, yeah, cool, cool.

01:26:48.000 And he plops down next to you and he forces his head into your armpits and he walks all over you and climbs on top of you and he's like constantly...

01:26:57.000 What, Jamie?

01:26:58.000 I'm sorry.

01:26:58.000 I didn't mean to...

01:26:59.000 What is this?

01:26:59.000 This is that Google network, cellular network that you were talking about.

01:27:05.000 Oh, this is it?

01:27:06.000 Yeah, it's called Google Fi.

01:27:08.000 Okay, and so this is what works with the Nexus phone?

01:27:12.000 Yeah, it's their phone, and then you pay them for one plan, and you pay for their data and their minutes and all that stuff.

01:27:17.000 $10 per gig for data?

01:27:20.000 Five basics, $20 per month. 1.00

01:27:22.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:27:24.000 See, you know how many gigs I use a month? 1.00

01:27:26.000 I use like seven or eight.

01:27:28.000 Hold on, it's always $10 per gigabyte, $10...

01:27:32.000 It's just $10 per gig per month.

01:27:34.000 $20 for two gigs...

01:27:37.000 So if you're only using five gigs, you pay 50 bucks a month. 0.89

01:27:40.000 That's ridiculous.

01:27:42.000 How many gigs do you use a month? 0.77

01:27:45.000 I think I use about seven or eight gigs a month.

01:27:47.000 I'm around three, three and a half, maybe.

01:27:49.000 I do a lot of Periscope and video stuff.

01:27:52.000 Oh, so that counts?

01:27:53.000 Yeah.

01:27:54.000 All of it.

01:27:54.000 The streaming you do, listening to music, unless you're downloading it from the servers and whatnot.

01:27:59.000 That's interesting.

01:28:00.000 So, do you have unlimited downloads, Brian?

01:28:02.000 I have a family plan, which is unlimited data.

01:28:07.000 Unlimited?

01:28:07.000 Yeah.

01:28:08.000 T-Mobile?

01:28:08.000 T-Mobile, yeah.

01:28:09.000 Unlimited?

01:28:09.000 Uh-huh.

01:28:11.000 Unlimited.

01:28:11.000 I don't pay for unused data though.

01:28:12.000 Huh?

01:28:13.000 That's kind of cool.

01:28:13.000 Yeah, you don't pay for unused data.

01:28:15.000 Everybody's doing that.

01:28:16.000 That's like what Ting does.

01:28:17.000 Everybody does that now.

01:28:18.000 That's so smart.

01:28:19.000 This seems pretty expensive though.

01:28:20.000 Does it?

01:28:21.000 Yeah.

01:28:21.000 It says 32 bucks a month for two gigs.

01:28:24.000 And Jamie just says he only uses three, so let's make it 42 bucks a month.

01:28:28.000 How often are you on Wi-Fi, though?

01:28:29.000 Well, that's without the $20.

01:28:31.000 You can change your life a little bit.

01:28:32.000 Oh, plus the 20 bucks?

01:28:33.000 That's just the data, yeah.

01:28:34.000 Okay, so that would be $20 plus the 30...

01:28:37.000 Well, he's...

01:28:38.000 How come he's got 30...

01:28:39.000 That doesn't make any sense.

01:28:40.000 Because he's got 20 bucks plus two gigs.

01:28:43.000 So he's got two gigs.

01:28:44.000 That's $20.

01:28:46.000 And then it's only $12 more than that.

01:28:49.000 And he got eight bucks back because he didn't use all his data.

01:28:52.000 Mm.

01:28:53.000 See if I used 3.5.

01:28:57.000 Go to Brian.

01:28:58.000 What's Brian using?

01:28:59.000 7?

01:29:00.000 Just crank it up to 8. Let's go to 8. Let's do 7 for fun.

01:29:02.000 Let's go to 8. Just in case you're cam-girling.

01:29:06.000 100 bucks a month.

01:29:07.000 That's fine.

01:29:08.000 That's normal.

01:29:08.000 What do you pay a month, Brian?

01:29:10.000 About 100 bucks. 1.00

01:29:11.000 So what the fuck are you talking about, man? 0.99

01:29:13.000 I have two phones and I can use an iPhone. 0.99

01:29:15.000 But this puts you on, technically, the best network possible at any given moment.

01:29:21.000 I'll tell you what, though, dude. 0.97

01:29:22.000 That Nexus phone is fucking sweet. 0.98

01:29:25.000 That is a sweet phone. 0.98

01:29:27.000 Have you seen those?

01:29:28.000 It's no iPhone.

01:29:29.000 It's not?

01:29:30.000 I don't know, dude.

01:29:31.000 They're top of the line.

01:29:32.000 I can't beat this iPhone, man.

01:29:33.000 Really?

01:29:34.000 The new camera, everything about it.

01:29:36.000 I don't know.

01:29:36.000 The camera on these phones is just as good.

01:29:40.000 What is the comparison?

01:29:42.000 Like Nexus 6?

01:29:43.000 I've seen good comparisons too, so it's hard to argue.

01:29:45.000 I'm pretty sure the people like Unbox Therapy or what is that dude's name?

01:29:51.000 Marcus?

01:29:52.000 Yeah, MKBHD, I think.

01:29:54.000 He's really good at that.

01:29:55.000 Marquez.

01:29:56.000 He's really good at his breakdowns. 0.99

01:29:59.000 Like he really knows his shit when it comes to cellular technology and all the different components of cell phones. 0.99

01:30:06.000 See what he thinks about them. 0.98

01:30:08.000 I'm interested to try it, though.

01:30:10.000 I mean, just to see if it really is.

01:30:13.000 Because that's one thing.

01:30:13.000 I just drove to San Jose, and when you're going through the grapevine, I had zero service for a good hour or so.

01:30:21.000 Might be everybody, though.

01:30:22.000 No, well, I was in a phone with somebody from Verizon and somebody from AT&T. Verizon was dead.

01:30:27.000 AT&T, though, was okay.

01:30:29.000 Hmm.

01:30:30.000 So it would be cool to see if I went through with that service, if it just automatically went to AT&T, or if it really just chooses, like, Sprint.

01:30:39.000 You know?

01:30:41.000 Smartphone camera shootout.

01:30:42.000 Galaxy S7 Edge takes on the iPhone 6 Plus.

01:30:47.000 This is a comparison.

01:30:48.000 They just do some side-by-side photos.

01:30:50.000 Just photos.

01:30:51.000 Okay, look at that.

01:30:52.000 Let's see.

01:30:52.000 Which one is that?

01:30:53.000 I think the Samsung is the one on the left, on the one on top, I guess.

01:30:57.000 And when I scroll over here, it shows you the iPhone version.

01:30:59.000 Okay, iPhone's better.

01:31:00.000 Way better.

01:31:01.000 Throw it away.

01:31:02.000 It's over.

01:31:02.000 Yep.

01:31:04.000 Conversation's dead.

01:31:04.000 Front-facing camera.

01:31:06.000 Let's see the difference in the front-facing camera.

01:31:07.000 Which one is which?

01:31:08.000 Again, I think it's the Samsung's on the left.

01:31:10.000 Okay, it's over.

01:31:11.000 iPhone's better.

01:31:14.000 Conversation's over.

01:31:16.000 I mean, I use both every day.

01:31:18.000 They both have...

01:31:18.000 Hold on.

01:31:19.000 Low light.

01:31:19.000 Let's see this.

01:31:20.000 When we're doing these kind of comparisons, though, it's really hard to make these...

01:31:23.000 Wait a minute.

01:31:23.000 Who's that?

01:31:24.000 Who's that low light?

01:31:25.000 This one should be iPhone.

01:31:26.000 This should be Samsung.

01:31:27.000 Oh, well, Samsung's way better.

01:31:29.000 But we don't know the photographer, how well they took it.

01:31:32.000 Yeah, but that's the same photo.

01:31:34.000 We're supposed to assume, yeah.

01:31:36.000 Okay, but wait a minute.

01:31:37.000 Samsung's bigger aperture really comes into play when you're taking photos in low light.

01:31:41.000 These images were shot in the dark back corner of a coffee shop, and both phones struggled, but the iPhone fared worse.

01:31:49.000 That's a big difference, man.

01:31:50.000 Scroll back again, so you can see the...

01:31:52.000 That is way better. 0.98

01:31:54.000 Samsung is fucking way better. 0.99

01:31:57.000 Like, that is such a... 0.99

01:32:03.000 The Note 5 is one of the best cameras on a Samsung, and I use both of these every night.

01:32:12.000 And while this one does have good low light, it's also very blurry when you move it around, and it's hard to get a really good shot.

01:32:20.000 Right, but that doesn't have as good a camera as the S7 Edge.

01:32:22.000 The S7 Edge is the newer camera.

01:32:25.000 Newer by four months or so.

01:32:28.000 But it's newer.

01:32:28.000 Yeah, but is it better?

01:32:29.000 Yeah, they get better.

01:32:31.000 Come on, man.

01:32:32.000 You're doing chemtrail talk here.

01:32:33.000 No, no, the new iPhone SE has a works camera.

01:32:35.000 Is he doing chemtrail talk?

01:32:36.000 A little bit, but I was trying to add, like, there's certain things you can do when you're taking a phone in a dark situation to make it look a little bit better, and we don't know if they're doing all that they can to make the picture look the best they can.

01:32:48.000 Let's see this one here.

01:32:51.000 Speed.

01:32:52.000 What's the difference?

01:32:53.000 Shutter speed.

01:32:54.000 Well, they both look good.

01:32:55.000 Yeah, it's very...

01:32:56.000 Which one's that?

01:32:57.000 Is that Samsung?

01:32:58.000 Samsung on top.

01:32:59.000 That looks better.

01:32:59.000 iPhone below.

01:33:00.000 Samsung one looks better.

01:33:02.000 But, here's the problem.

01:33:03.000 The angle's slightly different.

01:33:05.000 Do it again.

01:33:05.000 See?

01:33:06.000 That one you're going down more.

01:33:07.000 That one you're up more.

01:33:09.000 That's what I mean.

01:33:10.000 The light changes every...

01:33:11.000 Let me see.

01:33:11.000 Do it one more time.

01:33:12.000 Scroll back.

01:33:13.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:33:15.000 Pretty fucking close. 0.90

01:33:16.000 And it's really such a... 0.92

01:33:18.000 They should go way out of their way to make sure you have the exact same angle.

01:33:21.000 Because when you don't have the same angle, it's hard to tell.

01:33:24.000 Like one of them, like this one, is way closer.

01:33:27.000 Yeah.

01:33:28.000 Like why would they do that?

01:33:30.000 Which one is that?

01:33:32.000 This is the Samsung?

01:33:33.000 Yeah, Samsung on top. 0.70

01:33:34.000 Looks pretty goddamn good, but that looks better.

01:33:36.000 Boy Genius Report, which is a pretty legit website, they did a whole thing with the S7 versus the iPhone 6 Plus, and they found that the iPhone is still the best.

01:33:50.000 It says the 6 Plus camera outperformed the S7 more often than not.

01:33:58.000 Mmm.

01:33:58.000 Yeah, it seems like it.

01:34:00.000 It seems like only low light is where it really has it nailed. 0.95

01:34:03.000 But goddamn, the difference is, like here... 0.76

01:34:06.000 The difference is that the iPhone seems to get things a little lighter and clear. 0.98

01:34:12.000 See, here's another low light.

01:34:13.000 This is the S7 and this is the iPhone.

01:34:16.000 And this is way better than this.

01:34:18.000 And this is a low light picture.

01:34:19.000 So again, it's just the photographer. 1.00

01:34:21.000 You can't really do this shit. 0.99

01:34:23.000 You just have to have the camera and go, yeah, most of the time this works way better. 0.99

01:34:27.000 Well, you know what they should do?

01:34:27.000 They should have like a double selfie stick.

01:34:30.000 It faces forward, and they press both of them at the exact same time and the exact same level.

01:34:34.000 The best reviewer would do that.

01:34:36.000 Yeah, they usually do that.

01:34:37.000 Yeah, that's how they should do it.

01:34:39.000 They should have everything on a mounted platform that takes a photo at the exact same time, so that you know...

01:34:46.000 But even then, one of them would be a few inches over to the side, so you'd get a little slightly different angle.

01:34:52.000 Yeah.

01:34:53.000 But, either way, they're both really good.

01:34:57.000 They're both great.

01:34:57.000 It's just what kind of environment you have.

01:34:59.000 Like, I use all Apple shit, so it's easier for me. 0.99

01:35:02.000 But if I didn't have Apple shit, I probably would use just a Samsung Note 5. Well, that's, like I said, my friend's sending me that video, and I watch it on my TV in seconds. 0.99

01:35:11.000 There's nothing like that that exists in Android yet, is there?

01:35:15.000 Yeah, you could have a Google Chromecast.

01:35:17.000 Oh, yeah?

01:35:18.000 I have that.

01:35:18.000 Yeah, I have them both set up.

01:35:19.000 Or Amazon Fire Stick. 0.86

01:35:20.000 I have that too.

01:35:21.000 Oh, okay.

01:35:22.000 So what that means is I stick it into the USB. Is that how it works?

01:35:26.000 Or the HDMI actually in the back of your TV. And then you download the Chromecast app to your phone so that anytime you have a video playing it gives you the options.

01:35:33.000 Is it just as good?

01:35:34.000 No.

01:35:36.000 I don't have an Apple TV, so I can't.

01:35:38.000 I've never used that. 1.00

01:35:38.000 Apple TV is the shit. 1.00

01:35:40.000 I have Chromecast. 1.00

01:35:41.000 It works not as good for me.

01:35:44.000 It really stutters a lot when you're playing stuff back.

01:35:47.000 And you have to play it through Chrome only.

01:35:50.000 Oh, you have to go through the browser?

01:35:52.000 Yeah, and a lot of times...

01:35:53.000 Apple is just way better when it comes to that, in my opinion.

01:35:57.000 The thing about the Apple setup was that it was instantaneous.

01:36:01.000 That was what blew me away.

01:36:02.000 My friend was like, hey, check this episode out.

01:36:04.000 I click it, and then it's playing.

01:36:07.000 I'm like, whoa, this is nuts.

01:36:09.000 I'm telling you from the moment I received the text to the moment I was kicked back on the couch watching it, it was no more than 10 seconds.

01:36:16.000 This is insane.

01:36:18.000 And you can stream your whole entire phone to your TV, so you can sit there and just text while looking at the TV. One clicking is so big.

01:36:27.000 Like Amazon, one click if you need something.

01:36:29.000 Oh, I'm out of printer ink.

01:36:30.000 Let me just go here.

01:36:31.000 One click.

01:36:31.000 Bam.

01:36:32.000 And then one clicking on Apple Store.

01:36:34.000 That's so big.

01:36:35.000 Like to be able to just click it and get it.

01:36:37.000 Do you want this?

01:36:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:36:38.000 Send me a battery, bitch. 1.00

01:36:40.000 Boom. 1.00

01:36:40.000 Yeah, I get mad now that it's not same day. 1.00

01:36:42.000 I'm like, what?

01:36:43.000 It's not same day? 1.00

01:36:44.000 Send a fucking drone! 1.00

01:36:46.000 Send a goddamn drone. 1.00

01:36:47.000 Get over here. 0.99

01:36:48.000 Do you have anything that you, like I have the subscription on certain items that I know I need every month?

01:36:54.000 No, I don't do that.

01:36:55.000 I do it.

01:36:55.000 Butt wipes, gummy bear vitamins.

01:36:58.000 Do you flush your butt wipes? 0.68

01:36:59.000 Huh? 0.90

01:37:00.000 Do you flush your butt wipes? 1.00

01:37:01.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:37:01.000 It's not my house. 1.00

01:37:02.000 Those things don't work.

01:37:03.000 Yeah, I know.

01:37:03.000 You can't flush them.

01:37:05.000 They showed a special on it on some show the other day.

01:37:08.000 They make them.

01:37:09.000 They call them flushable. 1.00

01:37:10.000 Those fucking people should all go to jail. 1.00

01:37:12.000 That shit is not flushable. 1.00

01:37:13.000 You're clogging pipes all over the world. 1.00

01:37:15.000 They're causing millions of dollars worth of plumbing problems all over the world. 0.99

01:37:19.000 They're just clogging shit up with paper. 0.97

01:37:21.000 That stuff's like a synthetic paper. 0.99

01:37:25.000 It's not going to dissolve like toilet paper.

01:37:29.000 Either way, all those things are gross.

01:37:31.000 Those toilets that we had in Japan, remember?

01:37:34.000 That's what I have now.

01:37:35.000 You're so lucky.

01:37:36.000 I'm addicted.

01:37:37.000 You can get one of those.

01:37:38.000 You're always buying electronics. 0.63

01:37:40.000 They have the shitty ones at Amazon that just attach the top of it. 0.79

01:37:42.000 Is that the kind you have? 0.66

01:37:43.000 You don't have to get it from Amazon.

01:37:44.000 You can get it online.

01:37:45.000 I'll tell you the company that I have.

01:37:47.000 See, again, I don't own my place, so I'm not going to put a nice toilet in that place.

01:37:50.000 Dude, you get it removed when you leave.

01:37:51.000 You hire someone to do it.

01:37:52.000 They come over, they install it, and then you hire someone to take it out when you're gone.

01:37:56.000 Seems like you just don't want to do that, right? 1.00

01:37:58.000 Dude, you get a nice warm jet of water up your asshole anytime you want. 1.00

01:38:03.000 I have a bit about it now that I've been doing because it's true. 1.00

01:38:06.000 If you read some wacky tweets by me, most likely I've got a jet of hot water shooting up my ass when I'm writing that. 0.98

01:38:13.000 I do some ferocious tweeting on the toilet. 0.98

01:38:17.000 When's UFC going back to Japan?

01:38:20.000 We don't have any plans.

01:38:22.000 New York coming up first, right?

01:38:23.000 Yes.

01:38:24.000 We got approved in New York. 0.94

01:38:25.000 That was part of Rosie O'Donnell's brother's gay fantasy. 0.53

01:38:29.000 I don't think they have a card set up yet.

01:38:31.000 The next big one is the Jon Jones fight.

01:38:35.000 That's in Vegas.

01:38:36.000 That's a huge card.

01:38:38.000 Jon Jones, Daniel Cormier rematch.

01:38:43.000 That's a big deal.

01:38:45.000 That's going to be insane.

01:38:47.000 There's a really cool documentary I recommend called Spy in the Pod.

01:38:50.000 I think it's a three-part BBC series.

01:38:54.000 What they did is they made these robots fish and turtles and dolphins.

01:38:59.000 And they had cameras all over them in their eyes and stuff like that.

01:39:02.000 And they swam with the dolphins.

01:39:03.000 So the dolphins thought these fake robots were like friends or another dolphin.

01:39:10.000 And it's really cool how they got to go really into things that no one's ever seen before.

01:39:14.000 Because they...

01:39:16.000 It's just a robot.

01:39:18.000 And it's also really cool to see how other fish attacked the turtle and stuff like that.

01:39:25.000 See, that's a camera.

01:39:27.000 This is a fake turtle that's going around and that's a fake fish.

01:39:30.000 It's really silly also, but it got really cool...

01:39:35.000 There's dolphins catching flying fish in the air in their mouth.

01:39:38.000 Yeah.

01:39:39.000 Dolphin life is a ball.

01:39:41.000 They're just having a great old time out there in the ocean.

01:39:44.000 You see SeaWorld just say they're not going to breed orcas anymore.

01:39:47.000 Yeah.

01:39:48.000 But that's like, we're not going to breed our slaves.

01:39:52.000 Our slaves are no longer going to make any babies. 0.99

01:39:54.000 We're just going to find another way to buy them.

01:39:55.000 Don't worry, y'all.

01:39:57.000 Well, that's what got exposed by Phil.

01:40:01.000 Phil Demers, when he was on the podcast, exposed that. 0.71

01:40:03.000 He's like, SeaWorld, they're liars.

01:40:05.000 They're getting their dolphins and their orcas from another company, which gets them from the wild.

01:40:11.000 Like, that's how they got them.

01:40:12.000 For them to say we haven't gotten a captive SeaWorld, an orca from the wild in 30 years, he's like, that's a lie.

01:40:18.000 That's just not true.

01:40:20.000 Yeah, they haven't gotten them from the wild.

01:40:22.000 You're right.

01:40:23.000 They haven't done it.

01:40:24.000 They got somebody else to do it.

01:40:25.000 Somebody else did it.

01:40:26.000 They sold it to one organization, and they got their dolphins from that organization. 1.00

01:40:30.000 It's all fucked up, man. 1.00

01:40:31.000 Those are like people. 1.00

01:40:33.000 They're like a water person.

01:40:35.000 And they have a different way of existing than we do. 1.00

01:40:40.000 But they're smart as shit, like in some crazy way that we don't understand. 0.98

01:40:44.000 The noises they make, we still can't decipher them. 0.99

01:40:48.000 We don't even know what the hell they're saying.

01:40:50.000 We have no idea what they're saying, but they know what they're saying.

01:40:52.000 How crazy is that?

01:40:54.000 They have a language that we have been studying. 1.00

01:40:57.000 John Lilly was studying that shit in the 1960s. 0.98

01:41:02.000 And when Lilly was studying it, what they were trying to do is they were trying to talk dolphins into making people noises. 0.99

01:41:10.000 There's a Radiolab podcast about it.

01:41:12.000 I think it's called Hello.

01:41:14.000 Hello.

01:41:15.000 And they were trying to figure out a way to get dolphins to make human language noises so that we could understand them.

01:41:22.000 Did they even have the voice box to do that?

01:41:24.000 No, that was part of the problem.

01:41:26.000 They wanted to imitate it, but also part of the problem was they had this lady researcher. 1.00

01:41:31.000 Lily was crazy, for people who don't know. 0.89

01:41:34.000 I mean, brilliant crazy, but crazy.

01:41:36.000 Lily invented the sensory deprivation tank.

01:41:40.000 Lily also was this pioneer of interspecies communication.

01:41:45.000 I mean, he was really working on this dolphin thing.

01:41:48.000 Long before anybody thought it was viable, he was trying to figure out how to communicate with dolphins.

01:41:54.000 And one of the methods that he came up with, he set up a sensory deprivation tank next to a dolphin tank, and he would take acid and climb in the sensory deprivation tank, jacked up on acid, and try to, like, sense thoughts through the water and listen to them talking and see if he could decipher them.

01:42:10.000 And apparently...

01:42:12.000 Yeah, he had some anecdotal success, or he kind of understood what they were doing, but who knows? 0.99

01:42:17.000 I mean, he's fucked up on acid. 0.90

01:42:19.000 Who knows what he's actually seeing? 0.98

01:42:20.000 But the woman that he was with, this is the interesting part about it, the woman that was part of this experiment, she lived in this...

01:42:30.000 It's a place that they created for dolphins.

01:42:32.000 And the place they created for dolphins was they had this living room set up and they had water in the living room.

01:42:40.000 And these dolphins swam around or this dolphin swam around in this water with her and it lived with her.

01:42:48.000 Like her bed was in the water.

01:42:50.000 So she would like get out of bed and step down and she'd be in waist-high water and she'd walk around like that.

01:42:56.000 Well, the dolphin's in this area and the dolphin gets horny.

01:42:59.000 And it's a big distraction. 0.90

01:43:00.000 So what she decides to do is start jerking the dolphin off. 0.92

01:43:04.000 Just like that guy that got caught last week.

01:43:05.000 Did you hear about this?

01:43:07.000 No.

01:43:08.000 Yeah, this happened last week.

01:43:09.000 And of course, every time there's any kind of news with dolphin sex, everyone tweets me. 0.99

01:43:13.000 Dolphin sex abuse whistleblower calls out aquarium for jerking off sea mammals. 0.98

01:43:18.000 Why is that a bad thing? 0.97

01:43:19.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

01:43:20.000 So this lady, what her description of it was, was like it was a physical need that had to be taken care of before they could go back to doing the work. 1.00

01:43:28.000 Like this dolphin was like so distracting.

01:43:31.000 What are you doing over there?

01:43:32.000 I was looking up that story.

01:43:35.000 Still looking it up after he put it on the screen?

01:43:36.000 Yeah, he just pulled it up. 0.97

01:43:40.000 So she, you know, she was like, this is just a reality of being a living thing with a sex drive.

01:43:46.000 Like, we have to take care of this, otherwise it's going to distract them.

01:43:49.000 But that shut down all the research.

01:43:51.000 Then they found out about Lily doing acid.

01:43:52.000 And he's also big into ketamine.

01:43:54.000 You'd shoot ketamine intramuscularly and get into the sensory deprivation tank.

01:44:00.000 Guy was out of his mind. 0.98

01:44:02.000 Some of those guys, especially back then, when people didn't really know what the fuck ketamine was, they didn't understand what this guy was doing. 0.97

01:44:12.000 This is the acid days. 0.63

01:44:13.000 Acid wasn't even illegal back then.

01:44:15.000 This guy was doing all these wacky experiments, and he was so far off the deep end, so far removed from what most people knew about psychedelic drugs, that he was just out there on the furthest fringes. 0.97

01:44:31.000 And now, just to this day, people are still trying to figure out what the fuck he was doing. 0.74

01:44:36.000 Still trying to figure out how far he got. 1.00

01:44:39.000 He was a real crazy man.

01:44:42.000 Like, Lily, he was the motivation behind that movie, Altered States. 0.86

01:44:47.000 That was all about Lily. 1.00

01:44:49.000 Because Lily was a scientist, and he was taking all this crazy shit, and people were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck are you doing, man? 0.99

01:44:55.000 Like, you're taking some crazy psychedelic drugs that we don't even really understand. 0.99

01:44:59.000 He's like, eh.

01:45:00.000 Whatever, dude.

01:45:01.000 It's like, leave me alone.

01:45:03.000 We'll go hang out with dolphins.

01:45:04.000 We just take this stuff.

01:45:06.000 But the Radio Lab podcast is really interesting because it's weird how hung up people get where as soon as it becomes about sex, like if the dolphin had any other needs that had to be met, like maybe dolphins have a certain amount of hugging that they have to have on a daily basis.

01:45:25.000 Like maybe their unique...

01:45:28.000 Requirements are that they need to be caressed on a daily basis, otherwise they get sick.

01:45:32.000 If people just climb in the tank with them and caress them, no one have a problem. 1.00

01:45:36.000 But it's caressing his dick. 1.00

01:45:38.000 They were like, no way. 1.00

01:45:40.000 That's where you draw the line.

01:45:41.000 Like, we draw the line there because we're ashamed of sex.

01:45:45.000 We're ashamed of our sexuality.

01:45:46.000 So a scientist who addresses sexuality the same way we would address Food?

01:45:53.000 Shelter?

01:45:54.000 Warmth?

01:45:54.000 Like, as a physical need.

01:45:55.000 She addressed it as a scientist, not confined by the constraints of our culture and our ridiculous civilization.

01:46:01.000 She just thought about, okay, we got a problem here, let's take care of this problem, and then we can try to get this thing to say hello.

01:46:07.000 And everybody's like, we're shutting it down! 0.99

01:46:09.000 You're jerking off, dolphins! 0.80

01:46:14.000 Is there any John Lilly assistants that are alive or working? 0.99

01:46:18.000 That woman's alive. 0.92

01:46:20.000 That woman in the Radiolab podcast, she's still alive.

01:46:22.000 Yeah, there's a few of them that are alive.

01:46:24.000 Todd McCormick has John Lilly's sensory deprivation tank.

01:46:29.000 He was a part of the early Samadhi company.

01:46:34.000 My first sensory deprivation tank was a Samadhi.

01:46:37.000 That's the one I wound up giving away online.

01:46:39.000 Remember we made that video and we gave it away?

01:46:41.000 This is when I found out about the Float Lab.

01:46:43.000 Float Lab's pods, their sensory depth tanks are just so much better. 0.96

01:46:49.000 There's two companies that really fucking kill it right now.

01:46:52.000 There's a float lab, which just kills it. 1.00

01:46:54.000 They make the best shit. 0.99

01:46:55.000 Everything is state-of-the-art. 1.00

01:46:57.000 State-of-the-art decontamination of the water, ozone, all that stuff.

01:47:02.000 And by the way, I have zero...

01:47:04.000 Like connection with them or any other sensory deprivation tank.

01:47:07.000 I don't have any business.

01:47:09.000 I'm not selling them.

01:47:11.000 Although we have talked to...

01:47:12.000 There's another company in Austin.

01:47:15.000 What is it?

01:47:16.000 Zero Gravity?

01:47:17.000 Is that what it's called in Austin?

01:47:18.000 Make sure it's that.

01:47:19.000 They have a dope tank as well.

01:47:21.000 And we've thought about...

01:47:22.000 We've talked about it.

01:47:24.000 The Onnit company of releasing an Onnit tank.

01:47:28.000 Or being involved in some sort of high-end tank.

01:47:30.000 Because what this guy is doing in Austin is...

01:47:33.000 Kevin is his name.

01:47:35.000 Zero Gravity.

01:47:36.000 Kevin is doing it with...

01:47:38.000 He's using like boat hulls.

01:47:43.000 Like the same companies that make...

01:47:46.000 There's Kevin right there with the long hair. 1.00

01:47:47.000 Look at that fucking hippie. 1.00

01:47:49.000 Goddamn hippie. 1.00

01:47:50.000 Come float with me, bro. 1.00

01:47:51.000 He's a great guy, by the way.

01:47:53.000 Super nice guy.

01:47:53.000 But his tanks are...

01:47:55.000 They're right up there with the Float Lab tanks.

01:47:57.000 And what they're doing is, instead of having a lining...

01:47:59.000 Like the Float Lab uses this super thick lining.

01:48:03.000 That's what it looks like.

01:48:04.000 Similar to what the Float Labs look like in a lot of ways.

01:48:07.000 Like they're just real heavy-duty...

01:48:10.000 Float Lab uses a lining that they use when they make koi ponds, that real thick rubber lining.

01:48:17.000 So there was a big problem with the Samadhi tanks was that the lining would burn out because occasionally you get like a hole in it and then some water would get through and it would get on the heating element and it would short circuit and burn through and then it would flood.

01:48:31.000 That happened to me.

01:48:32.000 My basement got flooded.

01:48:34.000 Yeah.

01:48:35.000 So this guy's figured out a way around that.

01:48:37.000 No lining at all.

01:48:38.000 And instead, they use the same sort of manufacturing principles that you'd make a boat out of.

01:48:47.000 Why is it so tall?

01:48:48.000 So you stand in it.

01:48:50.000 Oh.

01:48:50.000 Why do you want to stand in it?

01:48:51.000 Because you can lie in it, and then you have to duck when you get out, or you can just stand up and walk out.

01:48:56.000 Okay.

01:48:57.000 So they just made them taller.

01:48:58.000 Also, you get more air in there.

01:49:00.000 Yeah.

01:49:00.000 The Float Lab ones have buttons that you can press that circulate the air.

01:49:05.000 Like, mine has three different speeds.

01:49:06.000 I can have a little bit of air, a lot of air, or it just blows like full blast, or it can shut it off.

01:49:13.000 So you can circulate some air inside the chamber while you're in it.

01:49:17.000 Most of the time, I have that off.

01:49:19.000 But you can turn it on.

01:49:21.000 It also helps to cool your body off a little bit, because sometimes you can get a little sweaty.

01:49:26.000 Like, it's hard to get the... 1.00

01:49:28.000 Shut that fucking phone watch nonsense off. 1.00

01:49:32.000 Take it off, man! 1.00

01:49:35.000 It can't ding every hour. 0.99

01:49:37.000 That's just retarded. 1.00

01:49:38.000 You haven't done that yet. 0.99

01:49:39.000 You're just dinging every hour, like a clock.

01:49:42.000 Yeah, that was my alarm system again.

01:49:44.000 You're at...

01:49:44.000 Exactly at 4 o'clock?

01:49:45.000 You haven't done the music or visuals in it yet, have you?

01:49:48.000 No, no, no, no.

01:49:49.000 Are you interested in trying that, or is that just too much?

01:49:51.000 No, it's interesting.

01:49:52.000 I just haven't gotten down to their place.

01:49:54.000 I only use the tank that I have, but I would definitely try it.

01:49:57.000 What he's done with the music thing is figure out how to have these floating, waterproof speakers that are right next to your ears, and they literally make the water vibrate.

01:50:06.000 So you feel music in your feet. 0.98

01:50:09.000 In your skin, you feel it in your balls. 0.96

01:50:11.000 Like, you feel the music in the water. 0.98

01:50:13.000 It's supposed to be incredible. 0.99

01:50:14.000 It's supposed to be like some real next level shit if you're barbecued! 1.00

01:50:20.000 You don't even really need that. 0.99

01:50:21.000 With binaural beats, I would imagine you can get some interesting stuff.

01:50:25.000 Didn't you just get frozen the other day, Jamie?

01:50:27.000 Yeah, I did.

01:50:27.000 You went to the crypto thing?

01:50:28.000 I tried it.

01:50:28.000 How was it?

01:50:29.000 It was great.

01:50:29.000 It was cool.

01:50:31.000 It was a bit like what I would expect.

01:50:33.000 Is it torturous?

01:50:34.000 Does it feel like torture?

01:50:36.000 No.

01:50:36.000 It feels like it'll be tortured.

01:50:37.000 No.

01:50:38.000 I was just playing a mind game with myself.

01:50:40.000 I only went for two minutes, and they played music, which helps.

01:50:43.000 Let's go do it, man.

01:50:44.000 I wouldn't mind doing that.

01:50:45.000 Alright, let's do it.

01:50:46.000 We'll do it right after this.

01:50:47.000 It was just like a little mind game.

01:50:48.000 They were playing Led Zeppelin, so like, you know, there's music, and it was only two minutes, so you know it's not a full song.

01:50:53.000 So you're just like, alright, it sucks for the first 30 seconds.

01:50:57.000 You don't even know what you're expecting.

01:50:58.000 And then it's like, alright, I'm here.

01:50:59.000 This is cool.

01:51:00.000 Well, like Rhonda Patrick was saying, your body gets used to it.

01:51:03.000 So, like, when you're doing it, those two minutes felt like an eternity.

01:51:07.000 After a while, three minutes feels pretty easy.

01:51:09.000 You just stand there.

01:51:11.000 But no more than three, right?

01:51:12.000 That's like the max.

01:51:12.000 I've done 320. That's the most I've ever done.

01:51:15.000 Three minutes and 20 seconds.

01:51:16.000 It gets hairy.

01:51:17.000 Those last 20 seconds get a little hairy. 1.00

01:51:19.000 Is there any part of your body that does something that you've noticed, like your butthole frees shut, or does your dick hole kind of... 1.00

01:51:26.000 No, your legs shake. 1.00

01:51:28.000 Your legs start shaking.

01:51:30.000 It wasn't as cold as I thought it would be, honestly.

01:51:32.000 I thought it would be unbearably cold.

01:51:34.000 I've been in cold situations before, and it's just as cold as any time you've been really cold. 0.99

01:51:38.000 Do you get sick balls? 0.99

01:51:39.000 Do they get the tight... 1.00

01:51:42.000 Sick balls? 1.00

01:51:43.000 You're talking about your testicles? 1.00

01:51:45.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:51:45.000 No, you're wearing underwear. 0.99

01:51:46.000 But what happens is your body at first is like, holy shit. 0.98

01:51:52.000 And it doesn't feel that cold, but it feels like, oh my god. 0.99

01:51:54.000 But you can stand it.

01:51:55.000 But after a couple minutes, it reveals itself.

01:51:58.000 I bet, yeah.

01:51:59.000 And you hit three minutes, then it reveals itself.

01:52:01.000 You're like, oh my god.

01:52:02.000 Like, it reaches a level of cold where your body can't keep itself warm anymore.

01:52:06.000 And your body also, your blood has retreated.

01:52:09.000 Your blood's retreating to your core to try to protect your organs.

01:52:12.000 I was dancing all the time.

01:52:13.000 Like, just side-to-side, sidestepping.

01:52:15.000 Do you have a sensor on?

01:52:16.000 Or are there any way that they're detecting your heart rate to make sure you're not like...

01:52:20.000 You're right there.

01:52:20.000 They can see you through the glass.

01:52:22.000 And you can always leave anytime you want.

01:52:24.000 You walk out the door.

01:52:25.000 The door's right next to you.

01:52:26.000 It's not hard to open.

01:52:27.000 Just push it.

01:52:27.000 You stand out.

01:52:29.000 The problem with it is if you touch the walls, you could definitely get some frostbite.

01:52:35.000 You've got to make sure you don't touch the walls.

01:52:36.000 You've got to stand in the center.

01:52:39.000 Don't touch anything with your skin because, you know, it's not a lot of room to move and it's 270 degrees below zero.

01:52:46.000 Wow. 1.00

01:52:46.000 That shit's no joke! 1.00

01:52:49.000 It could be scary. 1.00

01:52:50.000 You're building yourself up more than a haunted house.

01:52:52.000 It's not that scary, dude.

01:52:54.000 It's freaky.

01:52:55.000 I just don't like being in situations where, what if this door accidentally breaks and they have to open it in 10 minutes or I die?

01:53:02.000 You could open it.

01:53:03.000 It's not hard, man.

01:53:04.000 It just pushes.

01:53:05.000 It doesn't have a knob.

01:53:06.000 It just pushes shut and closes.

01:53:08.000 It's got a little handle on it.

01:53:09.000 It's not even like being in a cooler at a restaurant.

01:53:11.000 It's way less than that.

01:53:12.000 It's super easy to open.

01:53:14.000 It opens pretty easy.

01:53:15.000 It opens easy, but it's really weird.

01:53:17.000 But afterwards, man, you feel amazing.

01:53:20.000 Didn't you feel great?

01:53:22.000 I'm not sure if it was.

01:53:24.000 I drank coffee later that night, but it kept me up.

01:53:26.000 I had way more energy than I usually do on a given day.

01:53:29.000 Well, Dr. Patrick said it's epinephrine, and then your brain produces it, and also cold shock proteins that produce all this anti-inflammatory response.

01:53:38.000 And the way it makes your brain feel is very interesting.

01:53:41.000 The way it makes your whole body feel.

01:53:43.000 Like, you feel great.

01:53:44.000 Like, after you get out of there, you're like, whoa!

01:53:46.000 What? 0.99

01:53:47.000 God damn, you feel good! 0.99

01:53:49.000 And, you know, the physical benefits of it, I think for anybody who works out and lifts weights and does anything where you have soreness and inflammation, and apparently for people that have arthritis, it offers a lot of help, a lot of assistance for people that have that. 0.99

01:54:05.000 I just fucking love it. 0.90

01:54:06.000 I've never taken an ice bath, though. 0.98

01:54:09.000 It's supposed to be just as good or better.

01:54:10.000 Schaub says it's better.

01:54:11.000 I don't think ice baths are really easy for a lot of people just to do.

01:54:16.000 Because they'll just have it at the gym unless they have a hole in their spot like they're starting to have for cryotherapy for everyone to have an ice bath, but It's 15 minutes, too.

01:54:23.000 That's what you're supposed to do.

01:54:23.000 Sometimes people do 20. Schaub says it's better.

01:54:26.000 He says the ice bath gives him more relief than the tank.

01:54:32.000 And also, Wim Hof said the ice bath has some benefits the tank wouldn't have because you learn how to breathe in those 15 minutes.

01:54:41.000 It's a long time, as opposed to the three minutes.

01:54:47.000 Cooling tanks, the cryogenic chambers, when you get in them, right as they start to suck, it's over.

01:54:53.000 But when you get that ice bath, I think that sucks from the jump.

01:54:57.000 And I think learning how to calm yourself in the suck is what it's all about. 0.82

01:55:03.000 You get the same epinephrine, I bet.

01:55:05.000 Maybe you get more because you're in that tank for a long time with that icy water.

01:55:09.000 You're in there for 20 minutes.

01:55:10.000 So who knows?

01:55:11.000 You might get a bigger burst of that epinephrine.

01:55:13.000 And from people that have done it, they say that it's more relief from, like, soreness.

01:55:18.000 Like, Brendan swears that it's more relief and makes sense to me.

01:55:22.000 I haven't done it, so I can't comment.

01:55:23.000 I should probably do it just so I know the difference.

01:55:26.000 I should probably do it.

01:55:27.000 I should probably have a good workout, like lift some weights or something, and then go do it and see if it...

01:55:31.000 Periscope it.

01:55:32.000 Yeah.

01:55:32.000 Maybe I should.

01:55:33.000 Yeah, I probably should.

01:55:35.000 Because I do the tank so often.

01:55:36.000 I should probably know.

01:55:38.000 But I know that...

01:55:40.000 The first time I started hearing people talk about how good you feel when you get out, though, was when people were doing the sensory deprivation tank.

01:55:47.000 I never heard about people saying they felt good when they got out of the ice bath.

01:55:52.000 They were happy it was over, but I don't remember people saying they felt good.

01:55:55.000 I wonder if it requires a certain temperature you experience.

01:55:59.000 She probably already talked about this and we forgot it.

01:56:02.000 I would imagine she hit a temperature in there, yeah.

01:56:05.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:56:06.000 She has too much fucking information. 1.00

01:56:08.000 I can't keep up. 1.00

01:56:09.000 She does it with no notes either, by the way, folks.

01:56:12.000 She'll have, like, a notebook that she never looks at, and she's rattling off all that information with no notes. 0.99

01:56:17.000 She's, like, one of the few people that I've ever met that makes me feel really fucking stupid. 0.99

01:56:21.000 You know? 0.99

01:56:22.000 I think I asked her three times separately after that podcast, like, okay, please explain to me, like, I'm five, this sauna thing.

01:56:29.000 Yeah.

01:56:29.000 I'm doing it right, right?

01:56:30.000 Right.

01:56:30.000 15 minutes is good.

01:56:31.000 Yeah.

01:56:32.000 And she's like, yeah, you're okay, but... 0.98

01:56:33.000 There's a few people that I've talked to where I feel like really fucking stupid while I'm talking to them, where I'm just trying to like, what is it like on your planet? 0.98

01:56:43.000 How do you time travel? 0.99

01:56:45.000 What do you know about us and did you create us?

01:56:49.000 Your questions are valid.

01:56:51.000 I will answer them now. 1.00

01:56:54.000 Who else makes me feel that stupid? 1.00

01:56:57.000 Neil deGrasse Tyson. 1.00

01:56:58.000 Yeah, he makes me feel that stupid. 1.00

01:56:59.000 Peter Schiff, he made me feel pretty stupid. 1.00

01:57:02.000 You know who made me feel pretty stupid? 1.00

01:57:03.000 I still don't understand what the fuck he said. 1.00

01:57:05.000 Was that physicist dude? 0.99

01:57:06.000 Amit Goswami?

01:57:08.000 Yes.

01:57:09.000 Yeah.

01:57:09.000 Dr. Goswami.

01:57:11.000 Man, to this day, I will put on that podcast, just try to grab it, try to figure out what he was saying.

01:57:18.000 He was talking about, like, he was all, is he a quantum physicist?

01:57:21.000 Is that how you would describe him?

01:57:23.000 I Quantum theory and string theory.

01:57:25.000 Whoa, man. 0.99

01:57:26.000 That stuff is like, hold the fuck on. 0.99

01:57:29.000 What are you even saying? 0.99

01:57:31.000 That stuff is so far out the deep end as far as how to grasp it.

01:57:36.000 You hear that guy describing things and you're like, what?

01:57:40.000 Huh?

01:57:41.000 Yeah.

01:57:43.000 He's a little too smart.

01:57:44.000 He's cool. 0.99

01:57:46.000 And he doesn't give a fuck. 0.99

01:57:47.000 He'll wear a hat with a tie. 0.99

01:57:48.000 It's one of those kangaroo hats, right? 1.00

01:57:50.000 It's like Run DMC shit. 1.00

01:57:51.000 I mean, this guy's giving a speech at a college and he's got a fucking... 1.00

01:57:55.000 like a sock hat on. 0.99

01:57:58.000 I mean, what a weird hat to have as a professor. 0.99

01:58:01.000 But I think those dudes, they don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:58:05.000 Like, their version of reality is so... 0.99

01:58:08.000 It's so...

01:58:10.000 They're looking at the universe on this almost impossible to measure level, and there's only a few of them that understand the mathematics involved. 0.98

01:58:21.000 When they start drawing all that mathematical stuff for quantum theory, when they start drawing on those yellow legal pads and they sit in a park and do it, if you left that there and you gave the next 400 people a million dollars to tell you what it is, no one I don't know what the fuck that is.

01:58:37.000 You could write in Japanese, and you could say, if someone can read this, you get a million dollars.

01:58:43.000 Someone's gonna show up almost immediately and read that.

01:58:46.000 There's a lot of people that speak Japanese. 0.96

01:58:48.000 There's very few people who understand what the fuck those guys are writing when they're writing all those crazy numbers and letters and squiggle lines. 1.00

01:58:54.000 I watched Brian Cox, and I forget who the other scientist was, but when I did Brian Cox's podcast, he's another one that makes me feel stupid as fuck. 1.00

01:59:04.000 Maybe the stupid... 1.00

01:59:05.000 These guys were talking about those equations, and they were talking about gravity. 1.00

01:59:11.000 And I was like, what are you even doing up there?

01:59:14.000 Is that real?

01:59:16.000 You have no idea!

01:59:17.000 They're making these squiggles and all these lines, and to them it's like, of course, of course!

01:59:22.000 Don't forget the little squiggle with the A. That kind of shit. 1.00

01:59:25.000 I didn't know you had a podcast. 0.99

01:59:27.000 It's hilarious because they enjoy doing it too because it's like a cool little language that they know so few people know.

01:59:33.000 Like the language of that complex, those equations, it's like almost, it's like some crazy foreign Alien language like that only a few people know how to speak like they're doing all these equations and trying to prove that at its smallest level the universe is made out of something that's like strings and they vibrate at different frequencies and that's what creates matter and what?

02:00:00.000 What?

02:00:02.000 What are you guys talking about? 0.99

02:00:04.000 And then they start talking about subatomic particles and how they react when being viewed or not viewed and what the fuck are you saying? 0.98

02:00:16.000 You know? 0.99

02:00:17.000 I mean, that's why that guy doesn't give a fuck. 0.99

02:00:19.000 He'll wear a sock hat. 0.99

02:00:21.000 Like, who cares?

02:00:21.000 This is all just strings.

02:00:22.000 Like, you guys don't even know this.

02:00:24.000 You don't even know what you're involved in.

02:00:26.000 You guys are playing this game.

02:00:28.000 You know, you're sitting here wondering if it's going to be Donald Trump or Ted Cruz for the Republican nomination and the balance of the country.

02:00:36.000 This guy is studying strings that we can't see. 0.99

02:00:41.000 Maybe they're the biggest bullshit artists and we're just so confused that we don't question them. 1.00

02:00:46.000 If they all decided to keep their mouth shut. 1.00

02:00:50.000 It's been going on forever.

02:00:52.000 Einstein created this, like, hey, I figured out a way.

02:00:55.000 We don't really have to have real jobs. 0.99

02:00:56.000 We just talk crazy shit about strings. 0.98

02:00:59.000 It is. 0.99

02:01:00.000 Anything's possible.

02:01:01.000 But I have a feeling that's not what happened.

02:01:05.000 I have a feeling.

02:01:06.000 Because they're teaching it still.

02:01:07.000 It's not like, nope, no more.

02:01:10.000 It's between you and I. And that's it.

02:01:12.000 No, it's going to die with us.

02:01:13.000 No, they teach it.

02:01:15.000 Those high-level equations and that kind of physics and stuff, that's available at universities at the highest level.

02:01:21.000 So it's got to be a real thing.

02:01:22.000 What if they, I don't know, just to argument's sake, what if they found one of those things to be wrong and they have to stop teaching it and teach the right thing, which has happened since we've been in school.

02:01:30.000 You know, they've taught us things that they found out weren't true.

02:01:33.000 Okay, yeah, but that's because they get new data.

02:01:36.000 And part of the reason why they get new data is because they're going over these equations.

02:01:40.000 It's part of the whole idea that's supposedly so beautiful, is that knowledge is self-correcting.

02:01:47.000 And when more knowledge comes about, when we learn new things, and we have new discoveries, and we have new information that we add to it, and it sort of changes the view of how we're looking at things, it's self-correcting.

02:02:01.000 It becomes a problem if someone's resisting it because they don't want to appear that they were incorrect all these years.

02:02:07.000 That's a giant problem.

02:02:08.000 And that's an ego problem that humans have.

02:02:11.000 Humans, they just have that problem. 0.85

02:02:13.000 Even if they were...

02:02:15.000 You know, teaching to the best of their ability, you know, they're doing an amazing job with what information that they had. 0.96

02:02:21.000 If something comes out that contradicts what someone's been teaching, boy, they fucking resist the shit out of that. 0.77

02:02:26.000 It becomes a problem like archaeology a little bit. 0.95

02:02:29.000 I've seen it with some of those Egypt guys.

02:02:33.000 As they try to introduce the possibilities of civilizations that were very complex and building giant stone structures deep, deep into our past, like 14,000 plus years ago.

02:02:44.000 When more of this evidence starts coming out, they're still resisting the idea that Egypt is older than what it is.

02:02:50.000 And there's this guy, John Anthony West, I know we've had him on.

02:02:53.000 That guy, if you haven't heard this subject before and you're not interested or you're not educated about Egypt and its history...

02:03:00.000 This guy's got this insane documentary series.

02:03:03.000 It's...

02:03:03.000 I mean, obviously, it's a DVD, and it's only an hour or a couple hours long.

02:03:10.000 There's six of them, though.

02:03:11.000 And it's a whole series of them.

02:03:13.000 I mean, the way this guy did it is so good.

02:03:17.000 He's so good at explaining it, and he's so passionate about Egypt, and he's so passionate about the architecture and showing, like, how much complexity there is. 0.97

02:03:25.000 And it's six fucking hours... 0.98

02:03:28.000 Or more than six hours. 0.99

02:03:29.000 Six DVDs, right?

02:03:30.000 Is that what it is?

02:03:31.000 Is each one an hour?

02:03:32.000 Magical Egypt. 0.90

02:03:33.000 Yes, that's it.

02:03:34.000 I think he's got a Magical Egypt 2 that he just came out with, too.

02:03:39.000 But this guy is just obsessed with Egypt, and he knows so much about it.

02:03:43.000 Some of his evidence that they tried to show to these archaeologists to open up the possibility that when they're looking at Egypt, they're not just looking at one civilization that was advanced, that was making these incredible structures.

02:03:57.000 You might be looking at several generations that are separated by thousands of years.

02:04:03.000 Like, this might have been an area where there's been, like, one construction style that went on for thousands of years, and they had another one after that.

02:04:12.000 It might have been new people, like, took over. 0.98

02:04:15.000 Like, there's, like, a lot of, like, crazy shit happened in Egypt. 0.99

02:04:18.000 Like, the face of the pharaoh is apparently an African face. 0.99

02:04:23.000 And that's after the Nubians conquered that part of Egypt. 0.92

02:04:28.000 So what happens when the Nubians came up and conquered Egypt, they decided to take that Sphinx and carve an African head into it. 0.99

02:04:36.000 So they made the Pharaoh, whoever the Pharaoh was at the time, some bad motherfucker, dude. 1.00

02:04:41.000 He's the ultimate pimp. 1.00

02:04:42.000 He turned a lion's face like, yeah, that lion that's been here for about 10,000 years, dog. 0.88

02:04:48.000 Man, I think my face would look better up there than that lion.

02:04:51.000 They had carved his face into a giant existing statue.

02:04:56.000 And the existing statue might have been there as long as like 10,000 BC. Like they think that statue might be old as fuck. 0.99

02:05:05.000 And that this guy carved his head into it like way after it had been made. 0.98

02:05:12.000 There's all sorts of cool evidence about that too, man, that people are reluctant to consider.

02:05:15.000 Some of it is these fissure marks and these canyon walls that's only been created by, only could have been created by thousands of years of rainfall.

02:05:23.000 And there's this guy from Boston University, Dr. Robert Schock, who started proposing all these ideas. 0.97

02:05:30.000 If anybody's ever interested in this kind of stuff, Magical Egypt is the shit. 0.98

02:05:34.000 I'm telling you, it's amazing. 0.99

02:05:36.000 I watched nothing but that for months straight.

02:05:38.000 I watched it several times.

02:05:40.000 It's so good!

02:05:42.000 Dude, they were so advanced. 1.00

02:05:44.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:05:45.000 I mean, they were making some crazy shit. 1.00

02:05:48.000 Even if they're right, even if the Egyptologists are 100% correct, We're still talking about 5,000 years ago, 4,500 plus years ago. 0.99

02:06:00.000 We're talking about like 2,500 BC and they were making some insane shit.

02:06:05.000 So even if John Anthony West is wrong and it all comes from the same era, it's still in fucking sane how much information is available right now. 0.93

02:06:15.000 We could see like how mathematically complex these structures were.

02:06:19.000 These people are doing this, and they're making these immensely complicated structures.

02:06:25.000 At the very earliest, or the very most recent, 2500 BC. Fucking crazy! 0.99

02:06:33.000 I mean, that's crazy! 1.00

02:06:37.000 And they think the African face is even more recent than that. 1.00

02:06:40.000 This dude came along and just jacked that town and put his fucking face on the lion. 0.99

02:06:46.000 I hope that happens to the Statue of Liberty. 1.00

02:06:47.000 What if our Statue of Liberty gets blacked out?

02:06:51.000 It could.

02:06:52.000 If Kanye becomes president, he'll demand to be the new face on Mount Rushmore, for sure.

02:06:56.000 Totally.

02:06:57.000 100%.

02:06:58.000 Kim also.

02:06:59.000 She'll want to be on that as well.

02:07:01.000 And that's when we'll know that the human race is a giant failure.

02:07:04.000 It just didn't work out.

02:07:05.000 We got too capable before we got smart, because the really capable people, the people that have figured out how to allow us to manipulate matter and exchange information, the people that earned that, they were super, super intelligent.

02:07:19.000 But then they took that And they gave that power to us.

02:07:24.000 They gave it to the masses.

02:07:26.000 Hashtag Dick Game Strong.

02:07:28.000 See?

02:07:29.000 What they did was they made something that we don't deserve.

02:07:35.000 We don't deserve this.

02:07:37.000 It's too good.

02:07:38.000 It's too crazy.

02:07:40.000 I mean, we're not ready for this level of power.

02:07:43.000 That's what's happening.

02:07:46.000 Hashtag is going to find a way onto our currency at one point pretty soon.

02:07:50.000 I hope so.

02:07:51.000 There's going to be like hashtag Dick Game Strong Kanye or something like that.

02:07:54.000 Hashtag Feel the Burn.

02:07:55.000 That's out there, right?

02:07:57.000 Hashtag Make America Great Again.

02:07:59.000 Is that what Trump is?

02:08:00.000 What is his?

02:08:01.000 That's a lot of letters to give up on a 140. You know, out of 140, you want to keep America great again or make America great again?

02:08:09.000 There's too many hashtags or too many letters, right?

02:08:12.000 Too many characters.

02:08:13.000 Who are you voting for, Brian?

02:08:15.000 Bernie, man.

02:08:16.000 You like Bernie?

02:08:17.000 I just think he represents common sense.

02:08:19.000 And that's the one thing that I like about him.

02:08:21.000 He just seems like a normal person talking, like you're talking to Ari or something.

02:08:25.000 I agree.

02:08:26.000 I agree.

02:08:27.000 And I also think the fact that he's not taking money from banks...

02:08:31.000 Like, you know, when he was asking Hillary to give a transcript of the speeches that she gave when she was getting paid a quarter million bucks to talk to these bankers?

02:08:40.000 I mean, that's a reasonable request.

02:08:42.000 If you're going to be the president, that's a reasonable request.

02:08:45.000 And he goes, you know, I'll tell you, I'll give you all the transcripts from when I spoke in front of those bankers because there are none!

02:08:55.000 Yes!

02:08:57.000 He's good at it, man.

02:08:58.000 Do you see Larry David play him, Bernie?

02:09:01.000 No, I haven't seen it.

02:09:01.000 Oh my god, it's some of the best.

02:09:04.000 They're identical twins.

02:09:05.000 It's crazy.

02:09:06.000 That's funny.

02:09:07.000 Larry David's a genius.

02:09:08.000 I love him.

02:09:09.000 Did you see that Gary Shandling died?

02:09:12.000 Huh?

02:09:13.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:09:13.000 Sucks. 1.00

02:09:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:09:15.000 Fucked up, man. 0.99

02:09:16.000 66 years old. 0.99

02:09:17.000 Oh, sorry, we were talking about it before the podcast.

02:09:20.000 What were you saying?

02:09:21.000 That there was a limo that was at his driveway?

02:09:22.000 I was just seeing a report on TMZ that said that he had missed...

02:09:26.000 He was feeling sick the night before, called a doctor friend of his who told him he should probably go to the hospital tomorrow.

02:09:31.000 He's like, okay, I'll go to the hospital tomorrow.

02:09:33.000 So apparently he had booked a car service to take him to the hospital, but before that car had picked him up, he had already had to call 911 because he was distressed and then collapsed before he went out to the car, I guess, or whatever.

02:09:46.000 Man.

02:09:48.000 Yeah, that came out of nowhere.

02:09:51.000 I hadn't even thought about him being sick or...

02:09:54.000 I didn't know him.

02:09:56.000 I only met him once.

02:09:57.000 He's very nice when I met him.

02:09:58.000 I met him at the Comedy Magic Club. 0.96

02:10:00.000 I didn't know him, but damn, he was funny. 0.96

02:10:02.000 He was funny, man. 0.98

02:10:04.000 That Larry Sanders show was a hilarious show.

02:10:05.000 And that's the show that got Paul Simms started, who was the executive producer of News Radio and the creator of News Radio.

02:10:11.000 He got a star in the Larry Sanders show.

02:10:15.000 Yeah, man.

02:10:16.000 What a...

02:10:18.000 I mean, I feel like it's awful in everything that he died, especially, you know, 66. It's not even that old.

02:10:26.000 Or 62?

02:10:27.000 How old was he?

02:10:27.000 66. 66?

02:10:29.000 You know, but I think I would at least rather that, I think, than the Robin Williams thing.

02:10:35.000 The Robin Williams one was such a bummer to me.

02:10:37.000 It's weird.

02:10:38.000 We're living in a weird time where everyone we know is dying because all of the people that were TV stars and movie stars of our generation are dying.

02:10:48.000 Robin Williams dead?

02:10:50.000 Are you kidding me?

02:10:51.000 Nancy Reagan's dead? 1.00

02:10:52.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:10:53.000 I couldn't believe Nancy Reagan was alive. 1.00

02:10:55.000 I was like, Nancy Reagan's alive?

02:10:57.000 When she died, I was like, what?

02:10:59.000 She just died?

02:11:01.000 Yeah, man, there's been some weird ones.

02:11:03.000 The weirdest one is one who hadn't died.

02:11:05.000 It's Burt Reynolds to me.

02:11:07.000 Because when I was a kid, Burt Reynolds was Smokey and the Bandit.

02:11:10.000 Like, he was so cool.

02:11:13.000 I remember he would drive that Trans Am, and he had that mustache, and everybody wanted to be Burt Reynolds. 1.00

02:11:18.000 He was always laughing and smiling, and you're like, God damn, Burt Reynolds is the shit. 0.99

02:11:23.000 Dude, those Smokey and the Bandit days, he was like the ultimate having a great time guy. 1.00

02:11:29.000 Because he was always smiling.

02:11:30.000 His movies, he wasn't getting mad at anybody. 0.99

02:11:32.000 He always had that silly mustache. 0.90

02:11:34.000 He's smiling and driving around his car and hanging out with Sally Field back when she was hot. 0.96

02:11:38.000 That was him all the time.

02:11:40.000 Just great sense of humor and always smiling.

02:11:44.000 He's a badass.

02:11:45.000 They were great movies, man.

02:11:46.000 Him and Boogie Nights. 1.00

02:11:47.000 Dude, Burt Reynolds is the shit. 1.00

02:11:50.000 Especially back then. 1.00

02:11:51.000 He was the shit. 1.00

02:11:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:11:54.000 But there was an episode of that Garage Gas Monkeys.

02:11:59.000 Is that what it is?

02:11:59.000 Gas Monkey Garage?

02:12:00.000 What's that fucking... 1.00

02:12:01.000 Fast and Loose. 1.00

02:12:02.000 Fast and...

02:12:04.000 Fast and Loud.

02:12:05.000 Fast and Loud.

02:12:06.000 That's it.

02:12:07.000 The car show, Fast and Loud, they built one of those Trans Ams. 0.98

02:12:13.000 They had one of those smoke in the band of Trans Ams. 0.99

02:12:15.000 They were refurbishing it, and they went to meet Burt Reynolds.

02:12:19.000 Man, he was just struggling even to walk.

02:12:22.000 You could actually find it.

02:12:24.000 Jamie just pulled it up.

02:12:25.000 These guys, they showed up at Burt's place.

02:12:29.000 And when he comes out, man, you see him walking, and like, look at this. 0.99

02:12:32.000 Damn. 0.99

02:12:33.000 Yeah, see, he's got a cane, and he's all hunched over. 1.00

02:12:36.000 Like, he's physically pretty fucked up. 0.98

02:12:39.000 Was he also in Cannibal Run? 0.99

02:12:42.000 Yeah.

02:12:42.000 So, Smokey and the Bandit was, wow, for some reason I always thought those were the same movies.

02:12:46.000 Dude, and he was awesome in his first movie, or his first big movie, which is Deliverance.

02:12:52.000 Dude, Deliverance was amazing.

02:12:53.000 Everybody see him here?

02:12:54.000 Look at him.

02:12:55.000 He's hurting, man.

02:12:56.000 He's hurting.

02:12:57.000 You see him walking?

02:12:58.000 Like, to me, that's crazy.

02:13:00.000 I'm looking at this and I'm like, how could this be?

02:13:03.000 Yeah, it looks like he's got a back injury or something.

02:13:05.000 Dude, he's so...

02:13:06.000 He's starting to hunch.

02:13:07.000 He's so hunched over.

02:13:09.000 He looks so, like, just wounded and injured, you know?

02:13:16.000 I mean, his whole body is just... 0.95

02:13:18.000 I always think of him as being that fucking lively, happy guy. 1.00

02:13:25.000 Time, you motherfucker. 1.00

02:13:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:13:28.000 Time, you evil bitch. 1.00

02:13:31.000 It's weird to think about the people that just kind of fell off and you completely forget about them now. 1.00

02:13:36.000 Like Tim Conway, is he alive?

02:13:38.000 Brendan Fraser.

02:13:40.000 Yeah.

02:13:40.000 That guy from the Mummy movies?

02:13:42.000 Yeah.

02:13:43.000 Yeah.

02:13:44.000 There's certain guys that are giant movie stars and then they just say, I'm just going to stop doing this.

02:13:51.000 Or society says it's going to stop buying your movies.

02:13:54.000 One of those happens.

02:13:55.000 Something.

02:13:56.000 Rick Moranis, how he just kind of like...

02:13:58.000 He quit?

02:13:58.000 Yeah, he just quit.

02:13:59.000 He's like, yeah, I'm good.

02:14:00.000 You see David Letterman the other day?

02:14:02.000 That picture of David Letterman?

02:14:03.000 Yeah.

02:14:04.000 Oh my god.

02:14:04.000 It's like a wild man on top of a mountain.

02:14:07.000 I will find that Sasquatch, and I will bring back his head!

02:14:11.000 I could totally walk by him and not think that's David Letterman at all.

02:14:15.000 Smart, but now somebody outed him.

02:14:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:14:17.000 Fuckers. 1.00

02:14:18.000 Shouldn't have outed him, man. 1.00

02:14:19.000 I guess if he throws his glasses on, it will even look more, so...

02:14:24.000 Yeah?

02:14:25.000 Yeah, if you do, he's just gotta have a new look.

02:14:30.000 Change it to red.

02:14:31.000 Make it all red.

02:14:31.000 No one would know.

02:14:32.000 Yeah, look at that.

02:14:33.000 If he dyed it all red.

02:14:35.000 He looks like somebody that would be in a fisherman or a boat.

02:14:40.000 Well, he had some serious heart problems too, right?

02:14:42.000 Didn't he have to have surgery?

02:14:44.000 Yeah.

02:14:44.000 Yeah, I think so.

02:14:45.000 Something along those lines?

02:14:46.000 Yeah, he had some serious heart problems.

02:14:49.000 That gets scary, man. 0.99

02:14:50.000 Look at him out there jogging and shit. 0.99

02:14:53.000 That's why I can't wait till our body can warn us. 0.98

02:14:55.000 Like, we'll have, like, status lights.

02:14:57.000 Like your phone?

02:14:58.000 Yeah, like, on my phone, like, I get this notification, like, you might be having a blood clot in your left leg.

02:15:03.000 Are you still doing that diet thing?

02:15:04.000 Yeah, I had that sickness that everyone has, that I think Jamie has now, where it was like a upper respiratory bronchitis kind of flu thing.

02:15:14.000 But mine lasted, like, three weeks, so...

02:15:16.000 I had it for a whole week.

02:15:17.000 It might have been more than a week.

02:15:19.000 It might have been two weeks.

02:15:20.000 Because I had it for a while, and then I worked out too hard, and then I got it again.

02:15:25.000 Yeah, and it came back super strong.

02:15:28.000 I was like, this is a deceptive cold.

02:15:29.000 It's taking a long time to kick. 0.99

02:15:31.000 Yeah, my voice is still kind of fucked up. 0.98

02:15:33.000 I mean, I just got done hacking up goobers for like a week. 1.00

02:15:37.000 It's not a good one.

02:15:39.000 For almost a month, I haven't been to the gym since then.

02:15:44.000 Maybe today I feel 100%, but I still haven't been 100% for a while.

02:15:49.000 That's the thing, man.

02:15:49.000 When you start feeling shitty, it's really important to give your body a break and let your body rehabilitate.

02:15:56.000 People, they have this idea of sweating it out.

02:15:59.000 Maybe a little bit, like a little exercise will get your blood pumping.

02:16:04.000 As long as you're not putting it under stress and strain.

02:16:08.000 But when you start thinking you're going to work your way out of a cold, you're just going to make your body sicker.

02:16:13.000 Yeah.

02:16:13.000 I've just been sleeping.

02:16:14.000 I just underestimated it.

02:16:16.000 I thought it was just a minor cold.

02:16:18.000 Me too.

02:16:18.000 I'm like, I'm just going to lift a little weights here.

02:16:20.000 But the next day, I was like, ooh.

02:16:22.000 And I had a little bit of almost every symptom.

02:16:25.000 Like, it came back where I threw up, like the flu.

02:16:28.000 Zika. 0.64

02:16:28.000 The Zika virus. 0.64

02:16:30.000 Zika. 0.64

02:16:30.000 So don't get pregnant. 0.64

02:16:32.000 My little head baby.

02:16:36.000 Dude, those poor little head babies are... 0.99

02:16:39.000 Oh, the babies that get affected by it?

02:16:41.000 Oh, how dare you call them that.

02:16:44.000 I thought you were saying you were a head baby.

02:16:46.000 I didn't know you were talking about the babies born to the Zika virus.

02:16:49.000 But are they going to be 100% brain functional?

02:16:51.000 No, I don't think so.

02:16:52.000 It's real dangerous.

02:16:54.000 Apparently.

02:16:55.000 I don't know enough to really comment on it.

02:16:58.000 I don't know how much of it is medically proven fact.

02:17:02.000 But I think when women get pregnant and they have it, it's very dangerous. 1.00

02:17:06.000 Thank you.

02:17:07.000 I think that's what people are scared of.

02:17:10.000 I've heard people say they won't travel now because of the Zika virus.

02:17:13.000 I had some friends that wouldn't go to Florida because they were pregnant. 1.00

02:17:16.000 They didn't.

02:17:17.000 Too close and whatnot.

02:17:18.000 Hey, man.

02:17:19.000 I mean, if it's true, I would feel the same way.

02:17:22.000 I guess. 1.00

02:17:23.000 I mean, can you imagine how fucking guilty you'd feel if you're like, no, fuck that. 1.00

02:17:26.000 I'm getting my party on. 1.00

02:17:27.000 You know, I'm going to Miami, bitch. 1.00

02:17:30.000 And, you know, you're like just showing a little bit. 1.00

02:17:33.000 You're like, I don't give a fuck. 0.99

02:17:35.000 I'm here to party. 1.00

02:17:35.000 It's my last night, girl. 1.00

02:17:40.000 You'd feel so awful. 1.00

02:17:42.000 What a fucked up virus. 1.00

02:17:44.000 A virus that ruins the baby. 1.00

02:17:46.000 Now, if she fucks a Hawaiian guy, the head will be fine, right? 1.00

02:17:50.000 If she has the Zika virus. 1.00

02:17:52.000 A Hawaiian guy? 0.95

02:17:56.000 Or somebody that's into steroids.

02:18:00.000 Someone with a larger head?

02:18:01.000 I think you mean Polynesian.

02:18:03.000 Polynesian.

02:18:04.000 Like Samoan is what you mean.

02:18:07.000 Samoan would have been a good example. 1.00

02:18:08.000 I don't know what the fuck you were talking about. 0.99

02:18:10.000 I'm like, Hawaiians are normal-sized people. 0.99

02:18:13.000 I guess you're right.

02:18:14.000 I mean, there's some big Hawaiians, like the Rock... 1.00

02:18:17.000 You know?

02:18:17.000 Yeah.

02:18:18.000 But, like, Samoans are giant people. 1.00

02:18:21.000 Okay, so if a Samoan fucks a woman with a, like, virus... 0.99

02:18:25.000 Will they have a normal size virus? 0.99

02:18:26.000 Yeah, it would be a normal size.

02:18:27.000 No, I don't think it works that way.

02:18:28.000 I would like to see.

02:18:29.000 I think Samoans just have better brain structure. 1.00

02:18:33.000 I mean, jaw structure and, like, head structure.

02:18:35.000 They have a more sound frame to hold the brain in. 1.00

02:18:39.000 But I think the fucking brain shrinks, dude. 1.00

02:18:42.000 I think it's some real issues. 1.00

02:18:44.000 You just said The Rock, you made me think of it.

02:18:45.000 You know he's making the Baywatch movie right now?

02:18:47.000 Yeah.

02:18:49.000 Zac Efron's in it with him.

02:18:50.000 Powerful.

02:18:51.000 Have you seen the pictures of Zac Efron going around right now?

02:18:53.000 No.

02:18:53.000 We've been talking about it all day.

02:18:54.000 Well, I haven't been, but...

02:18:55.000 What about him?

02:18:56.000 Is that steroids, do you think?

02:18:58.000 Yes.

02:18:59.000 100%.

02:18:59.000 Can you get that from...

02:19:00.000 You can definitely get that big without steroids.

02:19:02.000 He's a young guy, but hold on a second.

02:19:04.000 He's a young guy.

02:19:05.000 He's been lifting weights for years.

02:19:07.000 He had a six pack just a couple of years ago.

02:19:09.000 Sure.

02:19:10.000 He was shredded.

02:19:12.000 And if you just steady, straight, lifted weights for a long time without doing anything, yes.

02:19:19.000 Like, you know, you've seen that video of me from that VH1 Fashion Awards thing.

02:19:26.000 The butt one?

02:19:27.000 Yeah, where I was naked.

02:19:29.000 When I was in that thing, I barely lifted weights.

02:19:33.000 I mean, I did like chin-ups and I did some weight lifting.

02:19:37.000 Mostly was just doing kickboxing and I had never taken anything.

02:19:41.000 No testosterone, no steroids, no nothing.

02:19:44.000 And I had quite a bit of muscle.

02:19:46.000 There's certain people that are more prone to being muscular, especially if you've been doing gymnastics or something like that really young in life or wrestling.

02:19:56.000 A lot of wrestlers get it, but for me, it was kickboxing and a lot of calisthenics and some weightlifting, but not even that much, really.

02:20:06.000 Not like a serious bodybuilder would be doing it.

02:20:08.000 If I lifted once A week.

02:20:11.000 It was very rare for me to stay steady.

02:20:14.000 I would lift for a few months, then I would stop, and I'd go back to it.

02:20:18.000 So the point was, I was dedicated way more to kickboxing than I was to anything else.

02:20:22.000 And I still put on a lot of muscle.

02:20:24.000 I take that back.

02:20:24.000 You know, I've seen...

02:20:25.000 Zach's always at the Comedy Store, and when he's wearing normal clothes, he just doesn't look that muscular.

02:20:30.000 But I just look back 2010, and he's been ripped since then.

02:20:34.000 He's got a swimmer body.

02:20:36.000 Yeah, but he's got a trainer, I'm sure.

02:20:38.000 If you've got a trainer and the trainer makes you work hard, you're gonna get more muscle.

02:20:43.000 It's like you get to a certain level.

02:20:46.000 If you see a guy like me who's 48 and you see that he still has a good amount of muscle and looks thick, most of the time that guy's taking testosterone, especially today.

02:21:00.000 Today's day, like the benefits of it are just so obvious.

02:21:03.000 I mean, you could not take it and just be like a regular 60 year old guy.

02:21:09.000 Just feel frail or you see these guys who are taking it. 0.99

02:21:12.000 They're 60 years old that are fucking shredded like you go to the beach go to like Fucking Maui or something like that go to the four seasons. 0.98

02:21:20.000 You'll see some businessman I was like in his 60s with a six-pack and giant traps Some 60 year old guy with a personal trainers taking testosterone like I think that would be way better than to be like a Like that Burt Reynolds character. 0.99

02:21:34.000 Hasselhoff doesn't look terrible there.

02:21:35.000 He's 63. Well, he's using placement of that floating device.

02:21:40.000 Hasselhoff was a very nice guy, and he was on Fear Factor, so I will cease comment.

02:21:44.000 However, there is a gigantic difference between the man on the left and the man on the right. 0.99

02:21:50.000 The man on the left of the screen is the fucking rock, and holy shit, what a... 0.99

02:21:57.000 Stud that guy is. 1.00

02:21:58.000 Like, look at the fucking size of him. 1.00

02:22:01.000 And he's a huge guy on top of that. 0.99

02:22:04.000 So, you know, The Rock is like 6'3", something like that, right?

02:22:07.000 Is he 6'3"?

02:22:08.000 That sounds about right.

02:22:09.000 Probably 270, 280. Gigantic!

02:22:13.000 I mean, just shredded and dedicated. 0.99

02:22:16.000 Dark nipples. 0.99

02:22:16.000 Gets up every morning. 0.99

02:22:17.000 But again, if I had to guess, The Rock is not that much younger than me.

02:22:23.000 I'm 48. What is that guy?

02:22:24.000 Is he 44?

02:22:26.000 How old is he?

02:22:28.000 Guess, Brian.

02:22:29.000 Take a guess.

02:22:29.000 Who, The Rock?

02:22:30.000 Yeah.

02:22:30.000 I would say he's your age, 49, 48?

02:22:33.000 No, I don't think he's my age.

02:22:35.000 43. 43. Yeah, there we go.

02:22:37.000 But point being, I mean, it's technically possible to be that big without steroids, and he does have an insane work ethic, but I would imagine he's taking testosterone.

02:22:49.000 It has to.

02:22:50.000 But there's no shame in it.

02:22:52.000 People are weird about hiding that.

02:22:54.000 These are chemical components of our body that we can manipulate.

02:22:58.000 I'm not talking about taking massive amounts of it because that's dangerous.

02:23:01.000 It's not smart.

02:23:02.000 It's not good for you. 1.00

02:23:04.000 It's going to fuck you up. 1.00

02:23:05.000 When guys go too deep with it, it's going to fuck you up. 0.99

02:23:08.000 But that doesn't mean that low levels of it aren't... 0.85

02:23:12.000 Possibly helpful.

02:23:13.000 I'll take it.

02:23:14.000 Because the alternative is your body just stops working good.

02:23:17.000 I mean, that's the alternative.

02:23:19.000 I mean, everybody wants...

02:23:20.000 It's like there's a pride thing involved in it.

02:23:22.000 Like where people don't want to admit they need it.

02:23:24.000 It's real weird.

02:23:26.000 When do you think is the...

02:23:27.000 Or not the best, but what do you think is a good way to decide when you should take it?

02:23:31.000 Go to a doctor, for sure.

02:23:33.000 100%, yeah.

02:23:34.000 You should go to a doctor who really understands what's going on, where he's on top of the latest as far as replacing hormones and what are the benefits of doing it naturally, what are the benefits of augmenting it with some sort of a synthetic hormone, and have a guy who's got a long history of it,

02:23:52.000 who does blood work, extensive blood work, And wants to find out how healthy you are.

02:23:56.000 And the first thing they're going to do if he's good, first thing they're going to do is manipulate your diet.

02:24:01.000 That's the first thing they all do.

02:24:02.000 They all want to look at your blood work and go, look, you're really low in D3, you this, you that, you need to start taking niacin.

02:24:08.000 Like, what kind of foods are you eating?

02:24:10.000 Because just doing that, just...

02:24:13.000 Lowering your sugar intake and all your bullshit that you eat and alcohol, just that alone, if you can minimize alcohol and lower your sugar intake, like really lower it, you'll have a big impact on your hormones.

02:24:25.000 Just that. 0.86

02:24:25.000 It'll have a big impact on all aspects of your body. 0.86

02:24:28.000 Your body will just work better. 0.93

02:24:30.000 Your insulin won't be so fucking spiked.

02:24:32.000 It just gets real weird when you start chugging Mountain Dew all day and you get like insane levels of sugar that a lot of people will get. 0.99

02:24:40.000 I know people are like, Joey, you gotta get all this fucking sugar chalk. 0.98

02:24:43.000 Talk about sugar too much. 0.97

02:24:44.000 I know I know you're right, but but that's the point is they'll they'll work on your diet first So what they would do is they would they would check your blood they find out where your levels are of everything including your Thyroid hormones a lot of people have thyroid issues.

02:24:59.000 They might not even know about it. 1.00

02:25:00.000 I bet my shit's all fucked up. 1.00

02:25:01.000 I bet all ABC and D Probably you should get it checked out. 1.00

02:25:05.000 I should probably totally do that.

02:25:07.000 But you have to be willing to listen to them.

02:25:10.000 If they say you have to drink water, you have to take niacin, you have to do this, you have to do that, I want you to limit your amount of fried foods, trans fats. 0.87

02:25:20.000 How would you find a good doctor that does this besides maybe just ask your back page?

02:25:25.000 Good question.

02:25:26.000 It's funny because you don't want to quack. 1.00

02:25:28.000 You don't want some fucking nutty dude who just wants to shoot you up with steroids. 1.00

02:25:32.000 You want to have a doctor that is intelligent about how they approach it, and hopefully a doctor that's older than you that's on it. 0.99

02:25:39.000 That's like best case scenario.

02:25:42.000 If your doctor's not taking hormones, you're like, hmm, but you're what?

02:25:46.000 Hmm.

02:25:47.000 But you're 80, dude.

02:25:48.000 What are you doing?

02:25:49.000 Trying to stay alive?

02:25:50.000 What are you doing?

02:25:52.000 You know? 0.99

02:25:52.000 But you talk to some 80-year-old doctor and he's fucking yoked. 0.99

02:25:58.000 That's the guy you want to listen to. 0.98

02:26:00.000 Okay, what's he doing?

02:26:01.000 What are you doing over there, dude?

02:26:03.000 Why are you so strong?

02:26:06.000 There's some old dudes that are involved in powerlifting competitions.

02:26:10.000 It's bananas.

02:26:12.000 I mean, I don't know if they're pretending to be natural.

02:26:14.000 I don't know how that works.

02:26:15.000 Are they allowed to do whatever they want?

02:26:16.000 But I was watching these guys in their 60s and they were powerlifting.

02:26:21.000 I'm talking like massive amounts of weight.

02:26:23.000 Five, six hundred pounds.

02:26:24.000 I'm watching these guys powerlifting.

02:26:28.000 And I'm like, what?

02:26:29.000 How old are these guys?

02:26:32.000 And they're deadlifting 500 pounds, 600 pounds.

02:26:36.000 I'm like, that's crazy.

02:26:38.000 Those people didn't exist.

02:26:39.000 There was no 60-year-old deadlifters 20 years ago.

02:26:43.000 They didn't even think about doing it.

02:26:46.000 Yeah, there's a lot of those guys at my gym, a lot of the old guys that you're like, how is this guy still going?

02:26:51.000 Look at him, and his body's crazy looking.

02:26:54.000 Because when you have an old body mixed with muscles, it's really weird.

02:26:59.000 Well, there's a big difference between a person who's not doing it. 1.00

02:27:02.000 Look at this motherfucker. 0.99

02:27:04.000 How old is that guy? 0.99

02:27:05.000 It's the Arnold Classic Europe 2012 over 60 pose down.

02:27:10.000 Over 60. Every one of these guys is over 60. That is fucking insane. 0.99

02:27:15.000 That looks like CGI. Doesn't that look fake? 1.00

02:27:17.000 It's insane. 0.74

02:27:18.000 Yes, with that guy's old man face.

02:27:19.000 Yeah.

02:27:20.000 Look at that.

02:27:21.000 That looks like Jay Leno or something.

02:27:23.000 Especially that guy.

02:27:23.000 That's not real.

02:27:24.000 Well, look at him, too.

02:27:25.000 He's dancing terribly.

02:27:27.000 His skin is kind of wrinkly, and he's got a cop mustache. 0.92

02:27:30.000 He's got it all going on.

02:27:31.000 Can you imagine being in a hot tub with these guys?

02:27:34.000 He's got the John Stossel.

02:27:36.000 Over 60. Shredded. 1.00

02:27:39.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:27:39.000 See, this is the difference between being a man and being a woman, too. 1.00

02:27:44.000 Because I don't think that a woman could take some shit that will give her a more feminine body as she gets older. 1.00

02:27:52.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

02:27:53.000 Whereas a guy, like these guys are obviously taking some shit, and they're in their 60s, and they have all this muscle... 1.00

02:28:00.000 And they look like fucking super athletes. 0.99

02:28:03.000 I mean, that's what these guys look like. 1.00

02:28:04.000 It's ridiculous. 0.95

02:28:06.000 The CGI guy! 0.97

02:28:09.000 It definitely looks crazy.

02:28:12.000 It does not look right.

02:28:13.000 But that guy right there with the red shorts on the far left?

02:28:15.000 Like, that guy looks like he could be 30 years old.

02:28:17.000 That's insane.

02:28:18.000 The fact that that guy's 60-something?

02:28:20.000 That's insane. 0.99

02:28:21.000 That's so gross. 0.98

02:28:23.000 But my point being, like, there's not anything like this available for a woman. 0.85

02:28:26.000 A woman can't take something that, like, makes her, as she gets older, look more like a younger woman. 0.98

02:28:36.000 Why do they all have to be that color?

02:28:37.000 Does that make it look better or something?

02:28:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:28:40.000 They use that fake tanning shit because the darker they are, the more it highlights their muscularity. 1.00

02:28:45.000 That old guy's got a flabby ass. 1.00

02:28:47.000 He shouldn't turn his ass to the camera. 1.00

02:28:48.000 Look at his hair. 1.00

02:28:49.000 He shaved it down to this little cute mohawk hipster. 0.53

02:28:53.000 Oh, that's a...

02:28:54.000 Oh yeah, I didn't even notice that.

02:28:56.000 He's got a 60-year-old dude with a mohawk.

02:28:58.000 Maybe he had it first.

02:28:59.000 It could be the original.

02:29:00.000 Maybe he never let it go.

02:29:01.000 He's got giant ab muscles. 0.99

02:29:02.000 This is getting gay. 1.00

02:29:04.000 I know. 0.99

02:29:05.000 And that guy's face is tripping up.

02:29:07.000 Let's wrap this up.

02:29:09.000 Let's bring it home.

02:29:10.000 You got anything else you wanted to talk about? 1.00

02:29:12.000 Can we shut this bitch off? 1.00

02:29:14.000 Okay, shut this bitch off. 1.00

02:29:16.000 Shut this bitch off and move on with our lives, ladies and gentlemen. 1.00

02:29:19.000 It's been beautiful. 0.99

02:29:20.000 This is episode 777. I know.

02:29:22.000 So I thought it had to be you because of all your seven references that you threw in all throughout the years.

02:29:28.000 That number haunts me so bad.

02:29:29.000 Why?

02:29:30.000 I don't know.

02:29:31.000 It just comes up so much now.

02:29:33.000 Okay.

02:29:34.000 Are you sure?

02:29:35.000 I have a 7 on my shirt.

02:29:35.000 Do you?

02:29:37.000 I don't know.

02:29:37.000 I might.

02:29:38.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

02:29:39.000 How about that? 1.00

02:29:39.000 You have a 7 on your hat? 1.00

02:29:43.000 Brian.

02:29:44.000 Desquad.tv.

02:29:46.000 Yes.

02:29:46.000 Oh, I got a new shirt that's for pre-order.

02:29:48.000 What is it?

02:29:49.000 It's the old pill shirt, the one with the cat.

02:29:51.000 Yeah.

02:29:51.000 The, like, looking one, but I just have it black and white now.

02:29:54.000 Like, remixed it.

02:29:55.000 Like, different colors.

02:29:56.000 Beautiful.

02:29:57.000 And, uh, gigs coming up.

02:29:58.000 Desquad.tv.

02:29:59.000 What do you guys got going on?

02:30:00.000 We're going to be in Nashville soon, Vancouver next month.

02:30:03.000 What are you doing, Wise Guys?

02:30:04.000 I mean, Zany's in Nashville?

02:30:06.000 Yeah, Zany's. 0.99

02:30:07.000 We're bringing Kiltony there in Vancouver. 1.00

02:30:10.000 Yeah, I'm there.

02:30:12.000 I'm in Nashville, too.

02:30:13.000 I'm at the Wyman.

02:30:15.000 Ryman?

02:30:16.000 Ryman Auditorium.

02:30:17.000 When is that?

02:30:18.000 What's the date on that?

02:30:19.000 May 20th.

02:30:19.000 May 20th, young Jamie.

02:30:21.000 Really?

02:30:21.000 Young Jamie on the ball, yeah.

02:30:23.000 In the neighborhood.

02:30:25.000 Alright, anything else?

02:30:27.000 Oh, What Brian Redband Do.

02:30:29.000 Oh yeah, podcast.

02:30:30.000 He has his own podcast now.

02:30:31.000 Yes. 0.99

02:30:32.000 Killing it. 1.00

02:30:33.000 I heard it's doing really well. 0.99

02:30:34.000 Yeah, and this next episode I'm about to release has the Seinfeld shit in it. 0.99

02:30:39.000 Oh, what's the Seinfeld shit? 1.00

02:30:41.000 The stupid question I asked Seinfeld. 1.00

02:30:44.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

02:30:45.000 Maybe you should delete that.

02:30:47.000 Yeah, I did.

02:30:48.000 Anything else?

02:30:50.000 That's it. 1.00

02:30:50.000 All right, you fucks. 1.00

02:30:51.000 That's it for this week. 1.00

02:30:52.000 Only one.

02:30:53.000 Only doing one.

02:30:54.000 But we'll be back next week.

02:30:55.000 Strong.

02:30:56.000 Full force.

02:30:57.000 See you soon.

02:30:57.000 Bye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - March 25, 2016

Joe Rogan Experience #777 - Brian Redban

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