The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #948 - Brendan Schaub & Eddie Bravo

00:00:03.000 Three, two, one.

00:00:06.000 Brendan Chubb, you gotta say that he's the greatest of all time now.

00:00:10.000 We're talking about Mighty Mouse.

00:00:12.000 You gotta say it.

00:00:13.000 Yeah, we're live.

00:00:14.000 Oh, we're live?

00:00:14.000 Mighty Mouse is the greatest of all time.

00:00:15.000 I agree.

00:00:16.000 I texted you that too.

00:00:17.000 I said, you know what?

00:00:18.000 I finally agree with you, man.

00:00:19.000 Mighty Mouse, number one in my book now.

00:00:21.000 I've seen everybody except Fedor live.

00:00:24.000 I would have to sing Fedor live, like in his prime, to really get a feel.

00:00:30.000 I feel like Mighty Mouse is better than all of them.

00:00:32.000 The dude's on so many different levels. 0.98

00:00:34.000 It's like, here's everybody, here's next level shit, and here's Mighty Mouse. 0.99

00:00:40.000 He's so next level. 1.00

00:00:41.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter if you come in and you're the best striker on the planet, he's still going to fuck you up. 0.99

00:00:49.000 He'll still fuck you up, Stan, and he'll take you down and submit you anyways. 0.99

00:00:53.000 You come in about... 0.99

00:00:55.000 A world-class wrestler comes in and he's the best wrestler in the world. 0.99

00:01:00.000 Mighty Mouse is still going to fuck him up. 0.99

00:01:02.000 And take him down. 1.00

00:01:03.000 Best Jiu Jitsu guy?

00:01:04.000 A guy who's just amazing at Jiu Jitsu. 1.00

00:01:07.000 Mighty Mouse is still going to fuck you up. 0.99

00:01:08.000 Mighty Mouse tapped Wilson Hayes. 0.99

00:01:11.000 Did you hear Wilson Hayes after?

00:01:12.000 He went, I'd rather get knocked out.

00:01:14.000 That was so demoralizing.

00:01:16.000 I mean, Mighty Miles, his striking's insane.

00:01:21.000 His takedowns are insane.

00:01:22.000 His jiu-jitsu's insane.

00:01:24.000 His confidence is insane.

00:01:26.000 His work ethic is insane.

00:01:28.000 His cardio.

00:01:29.000 The best, the best, the best of all time.

00:01:32.000 Have you seen the ratings?

00:01:33.000 Lowest of all time on Fox.

00:01:35.000 He needs to go up.

00:01:36.000 How dare you?

00:01:36.000 I tuned in!

00:01:39.000 I fucking love the guy! 1.00

00:01:40.000 You just pulled out your fat hog and pissed right in my cornflakes. 1.00

00:01:44.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

00:01:45.000 How crazy is that, though? 1.00

00:01:46.000 We need to see him go up in weight.

00:01:47.000 I think that's the answer.

00:01:49.000 I know it's obvious Dana doesn't want that. 0.72

00:01:51.000 It's obvious.

00:01:52.000 We can't, yeah. 1.00

00:01:52.000 But, damn. 1.00

00:01:54.000 Can you imagine him against TJ Dillashaw? 0.99

00:01:56.000 It is really hard.

00:01:57.000 Can you imagine?

00:01:58.000 It's really hard to sell an opponent against him other than someone going up.

00:02:03.000 Or Cody going down.

00:02:04.000 Cody's talked about going down.

00:02:06.000 He said he's down.

00:02:06.000 He says he can make it.

00:02:07.000 Well, it's not that uncommon that someone just rules a weight class so much that he goes up in weight.

00:02:14.000 They do it in boxing.

00:02:15.000 Or down.

00:02:16.000 Up or down.

00:02:17.000 Yeah, in boxing.

00:02:17.000 Generally, you step up.

00:02:19.000 Let's see if I can take a bigger dude. 1.00

00:02:20.000 You know what I mean?

00:02:21.000 Connor's on that level. 0.99

00:02:22.000 He's like, fuck up the 45ers, but I'm going to come up to 55 for the challenge. 0.99

00:02:27.000 BJ did it. 0.98

00:02:28.000 What do you think of this rumor?

00:02:29.000 I haven't even texted Dana about this.

00:02:31.000 This UFC 213 rumor.

00:02:33.000 Have you heard this?

00:02:34.000 They're talking about McGregor and Tyron Woodley.

00:02:38.000 Yeah, I saw that. 1.00

00:02:40.000 Is that 100% bullshit? 1.00

00:02:41.000 What do you think? 1.00

00:02:41.000 I think it's bullshit. 1.00

00:02:43.000 From what I hear, it's bullshit. 1.00

00:02:44.000 I'm supposed to be utilizing my connection to the UFC. I heard it's bullshit. 1.00

00:02:48.000 I'm pretty sure I saw Ariel. 0.99

00:02:49.000 You should have a rumor section, a rumor part of the show.

00:02:53.000 Rumors are fun, though.

00:02:54.000 Can you imagine rumors from Joe Rogan?

00:02:58.000 Dude, just a whole rumor show?

00:03:01.000 Dude, you'd have the best rumor show of all time.

00:03:04.000 I had some deep rumors.

00:03:05.000 I'm pretty sure Ariel shut that down, but Cyborg, I'm pretty sure Cyborg's fighting at UFC 213 in Anaheim.

00:03:11.000 She tweeted that out recently.

00:03:12.000 There was something recently where she tweeted out that if UFC doesn't get her a fight, let her go.

00:03:18.000 It doesn't work like that. 0.96

00:03:19.000 Like, I love when fighters do that, but it's like, hey, if you don't fight me soon, I'm fucking out of here. 1.00

00:03:23.000 You ain't going nowhere, bitch. 1.00

00:03:24.000 Like, you contracture, you have to. 0.99

00:03:26.000 But to defend the UFC here, which is, you know, they offered her fights.

00:03:31.000 Yeah.

00:03:31.000 Like, two, and she wasn't ready.

00:03:33.000 So they're like, dude, we tried.

00:03:35.000 All right, we'll figure something out, but geez, and now you want to take off?

00:03:38.000 Like, give us a second here.

00:03:39.000 And in her defense, apparently, I mean, the only way that, like, USADA would grant her, there it goes, July 29th, I'm making my first.

00:03:51.000 Oh my goodness! 0.99

00:03:58.000 Oh shit! 0.99

00:04:09.000 Friday, son! 1.00

00:04:12.000 We're doing an all-girl. 1.00

00:04:13.000 Rejoice, everybody!

00:04:14.000 All-girl EBI, July 30th. 1.00

00:04:17.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:04:17.000 The UFC requested it. 0.99

00:04:19.000 The UFC asked us, can you do an all-girl EBI? And I said, damn, I thought you'd never ask. 0.96

00:04:25.000 Hell yeah! 1.00

00:04:26.000 Cyborg could probably jump in that bitch. 1.00

00:04:28.000 She's not going to get touched. 1.00

00:04:29.000 She can come in there and just smash all your girls all at once. 1.00

00:04:31.000 Yeah, you'd have to get someone big.

00:04:33.000 Nah, just have all of them jump on her. 1.00

00:04:38.000 King Kong with the little planes.

00:04:40.000 Did you see the new King Kong movie?

00:04:41.000 No, it looks dope, though.

00:04:42.000 It's dope for a while. 0.86

00:04:43.000 You let the 12-year-old boy in your brain out.

00:04:46.000 It's fun. 1.00

00:04:47.000 But for that long, it's really stupid. 0.99

00:04:49.000 I'd be down to see it, though. 0.99

00:04:51.000 But what's his face?

00:04:51.000 John C. Reilly's in that movie?

00:04:53.000 He's hilarious.

00:04:54.000 The guy from Step Brothers?

00:04:55.000 Yes!

00:04:55.000 And he's that guy.

00:04:56.000 And Wreck-It Ralph?

00:04:57.000 Really?

00:04:57.000 He's that guy in the movie.

00:04:58.000 He's comic relief.

00:05:00.000 Does he play for your health?

00:05:01.000 He plays a dude that crash-landed there.

00:05:03.000 But does he play the guy from For Your Health?

00:05:05.000 You ever watch that on Tim and Eric?

00:05:07.000 No.

00:05:07.000 Dude, John C. Reilly is humongous.

00:05:10.000 He's so huge, but he loved doing the Tim and Eric show.

00:05:13.000 You're saying size-wise is huge?

00:05:14.000 No, no, no.

00:05:15.000 As a star.

00:05:16.000 As a star.

00:05:17.000 And then Tim and Eric is a crazy, bizarre, obscure comedy show. 0.99

00:05:22.000 It's fucking nuts. 0.99

00:05:23.000 It's like Key and Peele on Acid. 1.00

00:05:27.000 Yeah.

00:05:27.000 There it is.

00:05:28.000 I've seen this.

00:05:29.000 So he does this show. 0.92

00:05:32.000 Big-ass actor does this show, and he plays a character. 0.96

00:05:35.000 He's like a news host. 0.96

00:05:36.000 Oh, I have seen this.

00:05:39.000 Dr. Steve Brule.

00:05:40.000 Dr. Steve Brule, of course.

00:05:41.000 I can't believe I couldn't think of it.

00:05:43.000 Dr. Steve Brule.

00:05:45.000 Look at him.

00:05:46.000 Dude, he's the funniest guy.

00:05:47.000 How hilarious is he?

00:05:48.000 He probably does it for free. 1.00

00:05:49.000 Yes, he don't give a shit. 0.99

00:05:50.000 He's also wrecked. 0.99

00:05:51.000 He's always on the show, son.

00:05:52.000 He's one of the funniest guys of all time. 0.97

00:05:54.000 That fucking scene where him and Will Ferrell, not in Step Brothers, but in Talladega Nights, when they're discussing Shake and Bake. 0.97

00:06:04.000 I mean, come on, dude. 0.99

00:06:05.000 No, what about when he takes over and he's his girl and paints his face over his? 1.00

00:06:10.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:06:12.000 He's like, I moved in, man. 1.00

00:06:13.000 He's like, you want to hang out?

00:06:14.000 He's like, no, we're not hanging out.

00:06:16.000 How about he calls him up and asks him how to use his stereo? 0.99

00:06:19.000 He goes, why the fuck would you want to watch TV while listening to the radio? 0.99

00:06:24.000 He goes, because I like to party. 0.99

00:06:27.000 That movie's classic.

00:06:28.000 That guy's got the best timing of all time.

00:06:30.000 Him and Will Ferrell together, you could just have them...

00:06:33.000 All you need is just get a couple of funny guys to write some loose format for them and just let them go wild.

00:06:40.000 That story.

00:06:41.000 They might be the two funniest...

00:06:43.000 Pairs, ever.

00:06:45.000 Dude, he played so serious in that movie Gangs of New York.

00:06:49.000 Remember him in Gangs of New York?

00:06:50.000 That's right.

00:06:50.000 He was a serious dude.

00:06:52.000 Nasty dude. 0.99

00:06:53.000 He's like the cop. 1.00

00:06:54.000 That must be so much fun for him. 0.98

00:06:56.000 He scared the shit out of me in that movie. 0.98

00:06:57.000 He scared the shit out of me. 0.98

00:06:59.000 Me too. 0.99

00:06:59.000 I felt like he was really the butcher. 0.99

00:07:02.000 They said he was an asshole on set, too. 1.00

00:07:03.000 I bet. 1.00

00:07:04.000 He was in character, man.

00:07:05.000 He's one of those, I'm in character, guys.

00:07:07.000 It's too deep for me.

00:07:09.000 That's right. 1.00

00:07:10.000 He played a bad motherfucker in that movie. 0.99

00:07:12.000 That movie, Gangs of New York, is scary. 0.99

00:07:15.000 It's underrated.

00:07:16.000 Oh, it's so good!

00:07:17.000 But it's scary, because you imagine what life was like if you were born into that environment.

00:07:23.000 Whether or not that exactly happened, I'm sure there's some sort of a dramatic flair that they added to the reality of that, but... 0.96

00:07:32.000 Whatever the fuck it was, there have been places on earth that have existed where people hacked each other up with axes and swords like that. 0.94

00:07:39.000 Just when you watch that and you realize, Jesus, that was only like, you know, a few hundred years ago. 0.99

00:07:45.000 Not that far.

00:07:46.000 Not that far in the past. 1.00

00:07:47.000 Indians and shit, I mean, they would, you know, retaliate, you know, because white men came and tried to take their lands. 1.00

00:07:56.000 So the Indians were like, fuck you. 1.00

00:07:58.000 We're going to, we spot a wagon. 1.00

00:08:00.000 We're going to fuck you up. 1.00

00:08:01.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:08:01.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:08:02.000 So it was just back and forth. 1.00

00:08:05.000 You had to worry about not just fucking bears and shit, but you got to worry about Indians, Dan. 1.00

00:08:11.000 If the Indians spot you and they want to fuck you, you're done, son. 1.00

00:08:16.000 Dude, there's a lot of cannibalism going on, too, that people don't know about. 1.00

00:08:19.000 They probably love eating white people back then. 1.00

00:08:20.000 Yeah, especially the Nez Perce. 1.00

00:08:22.000 I just saw Steve Rinella told me about all this shit when I was hanging with him in the woods when Callan and I went hunting with him. 0.99

00:08:28.000 Yikes. 0.99

00:08:28.000 Are there any stories? 0.99

00:08:30.000 The Nez Perce is terrifying. 0.97

00:08:31.000 Are there any stories?

00:08:32.000 There must be stories of slaves that escaped and went and hid out with Indians.

00:08:38.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:38.000 Put on the feathers and stuff like that.

00:08:40.000 Put the paint on.

00:08:41.000 I don't think the Indians would let you in, man. 1.00

00:08:42.000 No, they would understand.

00:08:44.000 No, they would understand.

00:08:45.000 Are you kidding?

00:08:46.000 No.

00:08:46.000 No, the Indians would be like, they understand.

00:08:49.000 Indians aren't evil.

00:08:50.000 They understand that those are slaves.

00:08:52.000 These guys are running for their lives.

00:08:54.000 There had to be some.

00:08:55.000 There had to be some.

00:08:56.000 They didn't get to the tent.

00:08:58.000 Listen.

00:08:58.000 There was all sorts of stories about mountain men meeting Indians and falling in love.

00:09:04.000 Fall in love?

00:09:05.000 I've seen movies.

00:09:07.000 I've seen movies.

00:09:08.000 Do you think that really happened?

00:09:11.000 You think Indians... 1.00

00:09:12.000 Well, you know what?

00:09:13.000 It would have to be a white guy helping the Indians out and being on the Indian side, understanding that their hands are being taken.

00:09:20.000 I got three words for you.

00:09:21.000 Dances with wolves.

00:09:22.000 There you go.

00:09:22.000 You think that really happened?

00:09:24.000 Kevin Costner.

00:09:24.000 100%.

00:09:25.000 Dude, I watched it.

00:09:26.000 I watched it take place.

00:09:27.000 I've seen it, man.

00:09:28.000 It resonated in my mind.

00:09:29.000 It seemed realer than anything I watched on the news. 0.99

00:09:31.000 Dude, we fucked them up so bad. 0.99

00:09:34.000 We fucked them up so bad. 1.00

00:09:35.000 Just our diseases. 0.99

00:09:37.000 We get, like, the flu.

00:09:38.000 And you take out the entire village.

00:09:39.000 That kills 90% of the Native Americans.

00:09:42.000 We're like, what's up, guys?

00:09:43.000 Dead.

00:09:44.000 Can you imagine dudes are like, dude, we're escaping. 1.00

00:09:46.000 We're going to go find some Indians and live with them and fuck all the Indian women. 1.00

00:09:50.000 Dude, can you imagine? 1.00

00:09:52.000 Or could you imagine?

00:09:52.000 You can't touch the women.

00:09:53.000 Come on! 0.96

00:09:54.000 Even crazier.

00:09:55.000 Could you imagine coming over here? 1.00

00:09:56.000 They show up with big ass dicks? 1.00

00:09:57.000 They show up with these gigantic dicks? 1.00

00:09:58.000 Yeah, you're not coming in my fucking tent with that dick. 1.00

00:10:01.000 Yeah, that's not going to happen. 1.00

00:10:02.000 There must have been problems.

00:10:03.000 You know what I mean?

00:10:05.000 For sure problems.

00:10:06.000 I just don't think that if anybody came from, like, those Native Americans that were here back in that day, like, you know, they were competing with each other, you know?

00:10:17.000 I mean, there was a lot going on there.

00:10:18.000 White people like to say that.

00:10:20.000 They go, dude, they were fighting each other.

00:10:21.000 Oh, they definitely were.

00:10:22.000 They definitely were.

00:10:22.000 So the white people feel better.

00:10:23.000 That is true though, right? 0.99

00:10:25.000 Dude, they were killing each other! 0.99

00:10:27.000 We were just helping them!

00:10:29.000 Imagine if you were there and you had a cold and you just watched everybody die.

00:10:33.000 You gave them a cold.

00:10:34.000 You came over on a boat, you got sick, and everybody died.

00:10:37.000 90% of the people died.

00:10:39.000 They didn't know, though.

00:10:40.000 But how crazy is that?

00:10:41.000 Our bodies adapt to bugs and diseases so well.

00:10:45.000 Maybe they just slaughtered them all and said, dude, let's just say they died.

00:10:51.000 Guess what? 0.96

00:10:54.000 We got some bad news.

00:10:55.000 The Navajo Indians are wiped out.

00:10:58.000 They had disease and someone sneezed on them.

00:11:01.000 They're allergic to cheese.

00:11:03.000 They're gone now.

00:11:10.000 It's basically who knows what part of history is real or not.

00:11:15.000 Hey, is there any Indians in the UFC? Has there ever been an Indian?

00:11:19.000 Can you imagine a Jim Thorpe in the UFC? Some dude from a reservation comes in and fucks everybody up. 1.00

00:11:25.000 It'd be like Indian versus white guy in the main event. 1.00

00:11:27.000 Like some Tonka shit from Street Fighter? 0.99

00:11:28.000 You never know. 0.99

00:11:29.000 I don't think so.

00:11:30.000 There's got to be some badass Indians out there.

00:11:33.000 I'm talking like full-blooded or definitely some badass Indians. 0.91

00:11:36.000 You remember that one Native American that Bas Rutten fought?

00:11:40.000 Remember that dude?

00:11:41.000 He was in King of the Cage.

00:11:42.000 He fought a lot of different fights.

00:11:44.000 He was like a real good mid-level guy.

00:11:46.000 Big Native American guy.

00:11:48.000 I don't remember.

00:11:48.000 Find out Bas Rutten's last MMA fight.

00:11:51.000 He fought an Indian in his last fight?

00:11:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:54.000 Or was it a white guy but claiming one 16th Indian?

00:11:57.000 I'm trying to...

00:11:58.000 And he has the card?

00:11:59.000 I think the guy was Native American, I'm pretty sure.

00:12:02.000 I don't think you're supposed to say Indian anymore.

00:12:04.000 Ruben Villarreal?

00:12:05.000 That's right, Ruben Hurricane Villarreal.

00:12:07.000 That's the last guy he fought.

00:12:09.000 That sounds Mexican.

00:12:09.000 Ruben doesn't sound very Indian.

00:12:12.000 Find out what nationality.

00:12:13.000 Oh, Warpath, yeah. 0.99

00:12:15.000 Oh, god damn, he looks Indian. 1.00

00:12:16.000 He does, for sure. 1.00

00:12:18.000 Big dude.

00:12:19.000 6'4", 247. Damn, he has a salty record. 1.00

00:12:23.000 Shit! 1.00

00:12:24.000 22 wins, 28 losses. 1.00

00:12:26.000 This ain't for you!

00:12:27.000 My man's in there banging them. 0.99

00:12:29.000 A lot of black people say they're part Indian, right? 0.98

00:12:33.000 Get that check.

00:12:34.000 Right?

00:12:34.000 You'll have to be 116th to get that check.

00:12:36.000 You gotta prove that shit. 0.99

00:12:37.000 Do we got an MMA Wikipedia there? 1.00

00:12:41.000 Well, either way. 1.00

00:12:42.000 Either way, he's Indian as fuck. 1.00

00:12:44.000 At least in my book he is. 1.00

00:12:45.000 He's a part.

00:12:46.000 Oh, he's full Apache according to my book. 1.00

00:12:49.000 That's one thing that I do know.

00:12:51.000 I don't know a whole lot about Native Americans, but I know that the Sioux people, they actually call themselves Lakota.

00:12:56.000 And the other Indians would call them the Sioux because it means enemy.

00:12:59.000 So there was like all sorts of crazy infighting.

00:13:02.000 Look at that!

00:13:03.000 Ogla-Lakota fight gets first UFC win.

00:13:05.000 Okay.

00:13:06.000 And that dude looks super Native American.

00:13:08.000 The guy on the right or left?

00:13:09.000 Left. 1.00

00:13:10.000 The guy looks white as shit. 1.00

00:13:11.000 The guy on the left? 1.00

00:13:12.000 Yeah, he looks like a wrestler from Indiana, right?

00:13:16.000 He looks like a straight white boy. 0.97

00:13:18.000 He looks like a crazy Apache to me. 1.00

00:13:21.000 He looks like Ben Askren's mom slept with an Indian. 1.00

00:13:23.000 Alright, he looks straight out of fucking... 1.00

00:13:25.000 I've seen this dude fight. 0.99

00:13:27.000 He's a tough dude.

00:13:28.000 Yeah, really tough.

00:13:29.000 He does look straight up Native American. 0.99

00:13:31.000 He looks Native as fuck in those pictures up there. 1.00

00:13:34.000 Alright, you got that. 1.00

00:13:35.000 He got a little white in him though.

00:13:37.000 His name's David.

00:13:39.000 Well, you know what they look like?

00:13:40.000 They look like people from Siberia. 0.98

00:13:42.000 That's the origination of the Native American.

00:13:44.000 They trace the genome back.

00:13:46.000 They did this thing for when the Mormons are trying to prove that Jesus came from Native Americans. 1.00

00:13:54.000 Silly Mormons. 0.99

00:13:55.000 The Mormons are trying to prove that the lost tribe of Israel was the Native Americans because it's in one of their books. 0.99

00:14:03.000 That's a good one right there.

00:14:06.000 Turns out that the Indians, but you know, in history, we paint them out to be savages. 1.00

00:14:12.000 Well, we're so lucky that there's fucking people that study this shit so that we know that we could sit here in a room and just talk shit and Google how the fuck did people get here from Asia? 1.00

00:14:23.000 Thank God. 1.00

00:14:24.000 They walked across the Bering Strait.

00:14:26.000 We know that.

00:14:27.000 It's like a fact.

00:14:28.000 And then once they did the genome on the Native American, they went, yep, these people are from Siberia. 0.98

00:14:32.000 So those people from Siberia, if you ever look up there, they're fucking strong features. 0.99

00:14:36.000 Super strong. 0.99

00:14:36.000 Just stout people. 0.99

00:14:38.000 It's tough, too.

00:14:39.000 Like Ruslan Provodnikov.

00:14:42.000 I don't know.

00:14:43.000 Is he still fighting?

00:14:44.000 He was like pissing black tar.

00:14:46.000 He was like, you know what?

00:14:46.000 I think I'm good.

00:14:47.000 He's one of Speed of Sport guys.

00:14:51.000 He's a Freddie guy. 0.55

00:14:52.000 Is he still working with him?

00:14:53.000 He's a Freddie guy and he's a Nick Curzon guy.

00:14:55.000 Nick Curzon worked with him.

00:14:56.000 You know what, man?

00:14:57.000 He's been in some wars.

00:14:58.000 That's what's up.

00:14:59.000 Straight up wars.

00:14:59.000 The way that guy fights, you can't do that for very long.

00:15:02.000 You know, there's guys like Floyd Mayweather that can go an entire career and get rocked like maybe three, four times, like where he got tagged a little.

00:15:10.000 And then you got guys like Provodnikoff that just butt heads with everybody.

00:15:14.000 They try to break everybody.

00:15:15.000 He had back-to-back fights with Alagiri and then with Homeboy, the Blackfeller, the Beast, the Desert Storm.

00:15:24.000 Yeah, Tim Bradley.

00:15:25.000 Tim Bradley.

00:15:25.000 Tim Bradley and him had chaos wars.

00:15:27.000 You know Tim Bradley, after that fight, had a stutter for six months.

00:15:31.000 His wife was like, please stop fighting. 1.00

00:15:33.000 He was sick for like months.

00:15:36.000 Jesus Christ.

00:15:37.000 I'm not surprised.

00:15:38.000 It was the fight of the year, too. 1.00

00:15:39.000 Bradley got fucked. 0.99

00:15:40.000 It was a chaos fight. 1.00

00:15:41.000 It was chaos. 0.99

00:15:42.000 Those fights, man, I'm so torn because while I'm watching it, I'm enjoying the shit out of it. 0.99

00:15:47.000 Me too. 0.99

00:15:48.000 But part of me is going, fuck, I know what these guys are doing to themselves right here. 0.99

00:15:51.000 It's almost like you have an extra bump of information that's too much. 0.98

00:15:58.000 But it still makes an Arturo Gotti-Mickey Ward fight even more glorious.

00:16:03.000 That's why when they walk in a room, you're just like, Jesus Christ, there they are, man.

00:16:07.000 Like, I'll never forget with Jon Jones when he fought Gustafsson and I fought Mitrione.

00:16:11.000 You know, he had a war.

00:16:13.000 And my coach, Tony Jeffries, has never been to UFC. It's the first UFC he's ever been to.

00:16:17.000 And Jon Jones won, and he's coming by on a stretcher because he was so beat up, man.

00:16:22.000 His lips were out to here, both eyes clogged, and he's shaking.

00:16:26.000 That was when he went straight to the hospital and he was shaking.

00:16:28.000 Jesus Christ.

00:16:28.000 And he walked by and I just grabbed him.

00:16:31.000 And I didn't know what to say.

00:16:32.000 I went, dude, I'm so proud of you, champ.

00:16:33.000 And he just put a thumbs up.

00:16:35.000 I probably couldn't even see him.

00:16:36.000 He had like stewy eyes. 1.00

00:16:37.000 Like you can't see shit. 1.00

00:16:38.000 And my coach goes, holy fuck. 1.00

00:16:40.000 That's the winner. 1.00

00:16:41.000 That guy won.

00:16:42.000 See, something about Jon Jones, I think.

00:16:44.000 I got a theory.

00:16:46.000 I got an older brother theory. 0.99

00:16:48.000 And I feel like dudes who have badass older brothers can fucking take it. 0.99

00:16:53.000 Like, Weidman? 0.99

00:16:55.000 Weidman had an older brother, and him and the older brother apparently, according to some of his interviews, they, you know, his older brother beat him up and shit. 0.99

00:17:01.000 Yeah, man. 0.99

00:17:01.000 Makes you tough. 0.99

00:17:02.000 Like, Matt Hughes, two twins.

00:17:04.000 Imagine looking at yourself every day, just trying to beat up yourself.

00:17:08.000 Scrapping. 1.00

00:17:09.000 Just a dead even every fucking time. 1.00

00:17:12.000 Just a war. 1.00

00:17:12.000 Jim Miller, his brother Dan Miller. 1.00

00:17:15.000 My brother used to beat me up, but I never, not beat me up, but just like sock my shoulder.

00:17:22.000 Like if I would fart, he would sock me full.

00:17:24.000 I'd have to sit there and I would take it.

00:17:25.000 I would never fight back.

00:17:27.000 No, but like in boxing, there's the Smith family, Liam Smith, Aldo Smith, there's four brothers.

00:17:34.000 Three are world champions.

00:17:35.000 Cole Miller and Micah Miller.

00:17:36.000 They're all just...

00:17:37.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:17:37.000 Savages. 0.95

00:17:38.000 Monsters, man.

00:17:39.000 There's a ton of people like that.

00:17:40.000 Lozon brothers.

00:17:41.000 Yup, the Lozon brothers.

00:17:42.000 There you go.

00:17:42.000 That's a good one.

00:17:43.000 Noguera brothers. 1.00

00:17:44.000 Shit. 1.00

00:17:45.000 Twins there, right, too? 1.00

00:17:46.000 There's a bunch, man.

00:17:47.000 Dude, so many.

00:17:48.000 Shogun and Ninja. 0.99

00:17:49.000 Oh, here's something that fucking rock your world or not rock your world. 0.99

00:17:53.000 But if Jon Jones wasn't such a fuck-up, for lack of better terms, we're not even having this conversation that Mighty Mouse is the best ever. 0.99

00:18:02.000 He'd be just going based off his regular schedule now. 0.97

00:18:05.000 He'd be 13, 14-time world champ if no one beat him.

00:18:08.000 And he'd probably be fighting that heavyweight and having that belt, too.

00:18:10.000 Going down his best ever.

00:18:12.000 Well, he's still got a chance.

00:18:14.000 I mean, Jon Jones is only 30 years old, which is crazy because that means he's really about to jump into his prime.

00:18:19.000 I'd say like an athlete's prime for combat sports, I feel like it's somewhere around 30 to 32. For heavyweight.

00:18:26.000 See, I don't think everyone.

00:18:27.000 I think the lighter weight classes, it's earlier.

00:18:29.000 But look at the welterweights.

00:18:30.000 The champs are always around that age.

00:18:34.000 Except for GSP, I think he won the title when he was in his late 20s.

00:18:39.000 Yeah, late 20s.

00:18:40.000 When is Tyron Woodley's, what, 33?

00:18:43.000 Yeah.

00:18:44.000 Yeah, that's fair.

00:18:45.000 I mean, he had wrestling background.

00:18:46.000 What's the latest with Jon Jones?

00:18:47.000 How old's Robbie?

00:18:48.000 Jon Jones, his suspension comes up in July.

00:18:52.000 Did you hear what Dana White said today?

00:18:54.000 I texted you.

00:18:55.000 Yeah, they're going to fight.

00:18:56.000 It was Brett Okamoto, right?

00:18:58.000 Yeah, Brett Okamoto interviewed Dana White from ESPN. He said that DC will fight Jon Jones, but if Jon Jones isn't ready by, I think it's the July card.

00:19:10.000 Yeah, July 29th.

00:19:11.000 Yeah, if he's not ready by then, then he's going to fight Jimmy Manoa, and then they'll fight down the road.

00:19:16.000 Crazy.

00:19:17.000 So no warm-up for Jon Jones.

00:19:18.000 If he does want one, then...

00:19:19.000 What do you think about that?

00:19:20.000 Do you think that's smart for Jon?

00:19:22.000 Or do you think Jon should take a warm-up?

00:19:23.000 He should take a warm-up.

00:19:25.000 The UFC should give him a warm-up.

00:19:26.000 Because, Joe, when has it ever worked when a guy takes this much time off and you just throw him right to the top of the heap?

00:19:32.000 Think of Ronda.

00:19:32.000 When has it ever worked?

00:19:33.000 Think of Chael Sonnen.

00:19:34.000 Like, there's a lot of guys.

00:19:35.000 And people go, well, Dominic Cruz.

00:19:37.000 Dominic Cruz didn't fight Cody Garbrandt and TJ Dillashaw after all that time.

00:19:40.000 Right.

00:19:40.000 He fought a...

00:19:41.000 Mizusaki, who's a tough guy.

00:19:42.000 Mitsugaki, and then he went right into TJ. But still a warm-up.

00:19:46.000 But TJ was a big gap.

00:19:48.000 I know, but at least he didn't fight TJ. That first fight back, he ain't beating TJ. Right, but you know that he got injured after the Mitsugaki fight, and it was another year plus before he fought again.

00:19:58.000 True, and he might be the outlier here, but I'm just saying...

00:20:01.000 He's an outlier.

00:20:01.000 He's an outlier, but...

00:20:02.000 But he's not as good...

00:20:04.000 In the first fight, if you look at him in the TJ fight, and then you look at him in the second fight when he fought Uriah Faber, he's way better in the Uriah Faber fight.

00:20:11.000 He's more lean, he's fitter, and he dealt with a lot of the problems that he has.

00:20:14.000 He has serious plantar fasciitis, man.

00:20:17.000 Have you ever had that? 1.00

00:20:18.000 It's a fucking nightmare. 1.00

00:20:19.000 I've had to deal with it. 1.00

00:20:20.000 And you look at his style.

00:20:21.000 What is that?

00:20:21.000 It's like the fascia in the bottom of your feet tears.

00:20:26.000 You can't even get out of bed to warm up. 0.99

00:20:29.000 It's a fucking nightmare. 0.99

00:20:30.000 It's impossible to get rid of it. 1.00

00:20:31.000 And Dominick Cruz is all footwork.

00:20:33.000 And what happened is, after he tore his ACL, he took a long time off, and his feet just weren't strong enough to keep up with his training.

00:20:41.000 Because his training is so foot movement dominant.

00:20:46.000 But back to the point, should John get a warm-up, in the grand scheme of things, I understand we want these big paydays, and you want the big ratings, so you toss them.

00:20:55.000 DC John Jones is a huge raider.

00:20:57.000 But if something happens, like Ronda Rousey lost, what happens if we gave Ronda a warm-up so you get paid on that?

00:21:03.000 It's a huge draw.

00:21:03.000 And then she fights.

00:21:05.000 It's a huge draw.

00:21:05.000 But when you just toss them right to the very top, it's a one-and-done, man.

00:21:09.000 It doesn't make sense to me.

00:21:10.000 They were worried, I guess, with the sale.

00:21:13.000 You buy something for like $4 billion.

00:21:15.000 You want to maximize your profits.

00:21:18.000 It's just the issue comes up with purists, which I think all of us are purists.

00:21:23.000 When you look at it like...

00:21:25.000 At the end of the day, I want to see the number one contender fight the champ.

00:21:30.000 I ride the fence.

00:21:31.000 I get the business side from what they want to do, and then I get from a pure fighter standpoint.

00:21:35.000 I was just about to say, but I'm a hypocrite because I was happy when Dan Henderson got that shot against Michael Bisping.

00:21:40.000 I'm like, that's what we want to see.

00:21:42.000 Or GSB. It makes no sense he's fighting Bisping.

00:21:44.000 Well, the problem with the GSP-Bismink fight is it ties up the division. 0.98

00:21:47.000 And when you have a guy like Robert Whittaker who just ices Jacare, holy shit! 0.98

00:21:52.000 That's the best adjective to use there. 0.99

00:21:53.000 Goddamn, that kid's good. 1.00

00:21:55.000 He's a killer. 1.00

00:21:56.000 Whittaker's a killer. 1.00

00:21:57.000 Straight killer. 0.96

00:21:59.000 Who beats him in the top three?

00:22:00.000 I like his chance against anyone now.

00:22:02.000 Yoel Romero's such a freak. 0.94

00:22:06.000 God, such a freak. 0.98

00:22:07.000 I agree.

00:22:08.000 I like Whitaker on that, son.

00:22:09.000 Maybe.

00:22:11.000 You're 100% right that it's a hell of a fight.

00:22:13.000 I mean, Yoel Romero and Jacare, I don't even think Yoel beat Jacare, really.

00:22:17.000 You could really give some of that fight to Jacare.

00:22:19.000 Like, Romero's a split decision.

00:22:21.000 But he had that one moment.

00:22:32.000 I feel like Whitaker's better now than ever, and I think he's only 25 or 26. He's 26, right?

00:22:41.000 26. He's no older than that.

00:22:44.000 He's a young buck, and he's coming up strong.

00:22:46.000 And he's another one that went from 170 to 185 and improved tremendously.

00:22:51.000 As soon as he stopped cutting that radical amount of weight, all of a sudden, dude's got vitality and power.

00:22:56.000 The Brunson fight was serious.

00:22:59.000 That was a big wake-up call to people, because Brunson was putting it on him.

00:23:02.000 Well, Brunton rushed at him, chin first, and I was like, oh my god, how's this gonna work out?

00:23:06.000 And he covered up his smart compose, and then just, yakush! 1.00

00:23:10.000 Those Australian fucking shovels, man. 0.99

00:23:13.000 I'm a fan now, and I thought he was gonna lose that fight, and I went, oh, that's my guy. 1.00

00:23:17.000 When I'm down, I'm down, man.

00:23:18.000 Did you see all the Crocodile Dundee memes?

00:23:20.000 No!

00:23:21.000 There was a ton of them.

00:23:22.000 I can't wait, man.

00:23:23.000 I mean, come on, man.

00:23:24.000 A dude from Australia fights a dude who calls himself the alligator? 1.00

00:23:26.000 Shit. 1.00

00:23:27.000 That's a great fucking point. 1.00

00:23:29.000 I didn't even think of that. 1.00

00:23:30.000 It's the fucking crocodile done decent. 1.00

00:23:32.000 Now this is a knife. 1.00

00:23:34.000 Now that's a knife.

00:23:36.000 That's a knife.

00:23:37.000 Yeah, man.

00:23:37.000 Whitaker's the new hotness, and that division needs some hotness.

00:23:40.000 Like the new blood, I love when there's new blood, because like, fuck, yeah. 0.99

00:23:43.000 That's what we need. 0.99

00:23:44.000 Now we need that heavyweight and light heavyweight.

00:23:46.000 Light heavyweight, we're like...

00:23:48.000 Yeah.

00:23:48.000 I guess, you know what?

00:23:49.000 DC, John, can you guys just fight each other every other weekend?

00:23:51.000 Well, what did you think about Rumble retirement?

00:23:55.000 Here's what happened, right?

00:23:56.000 They read off the submission.

00:23:58.000 DC raises his hand.

00:23:59.000 I'm going in to interview DC. And Rumble and DC are hugging.

00:24:03.000 And then DC puts his hand on Rumble's shoulders.

00:24:05.000 He goes, you go first.

00:24:06.000 You go first.

00:24:07.000 That was a bad idea, I think.

00:24:08.000 No, I don't think it was a bad idea, man.

00:24:09.000 I think it was classy.

00:24:11.000 This is what I think about DC. At the end of the day, Daniel Cormier is a really good man.

00:24:16.000 Great guy.

00:24:17.000 He's a really good man.

00:24:18.000 He gets so much hate, doesn't he?

00:24:19.000 I don't get it, man.

00:24:21.000 I mean, he's competitive, and before the fight, he's saying, you know, it's too bad that Anthony Johnson's in my weight class because he'll never be champion. 0.96

00:24:27.000 He's saying all the shit that you're going to say, but at the end of the day, it's true. 1.00

00:24:32.000 He's on another level when it comes to his ability to compete. 0.99

00:24:35.000 Another level.

00:24:36.000 He's on another level.

00:24:37.000 Just to critique the fight there, DC looked in the worst shape we've seen him.

00:24:42.000 I thought if Anthony Johnson can beat him, this is going to be the time.

00:24:45.000 I didn't know going into it, Anthony Johnson didn't want to fight or be in there. 0.96

00:24:49.000 If you're even talking about retiring, you're fucked with a guy like DC who's going to grind you out. 0.98

00:24:54.000 It's just not going to work. 0.99

00:24:54.000 Rumble Johnson was about four inches from a head kick knockout. 0.99

00:24:58.000 He caught him with the foot in the face.

00:25:00.000 He caught and broke his nose. 0.99

00:25:02.000 If he caught him with his shin, if he, you know, when you see where that kick landed, you feel like, God damn, Daniel Cormier can fucking take it. 0.99

00:25:10.000 He can fucking take it. 0.99

00:25:11.000 Because he took that shot right on the chin, he went back to his corner, his nose was clearly jacked. 0.99

00:25:16.000 We're looking at it in between rounds like, that looks really broken.

00:25:18.000 Went out there like it didn't bother him at all.

00:25:20.000 See, I think that was a good tune-up fight for DC, too.

00:25:23.000 Not that Anthony Johnson's a tune-up, but his game plan was crazy.

00:25:26.000 He obviously didn't execute the game plan.

00:25:29.000 So I think that was good for DC, because I think if that DC fights John, he's in trouble.

00:25:33.000 I wonder what would have happened if Rumble connected.

00:25:35.000 My question is, look at this.

00:25:38.000 Smack! 1.00

00:25:38.000 He catches him right with the foot. 1.00

00:25:39.000 It's almost better he bent down.

00:25:41.000 So he didn't get the chin.

00:25:42.000 His nose absorbs it.

00:25:43.000 Hell yeah, that small nose, too.

00:25:45.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:25:46.000 What a combination.

00:25:47.000 But we've never really seen DC with a gut like that.

00:25:50.000 Well, look, it obviously wasn't affecting him.

00:25:52.000 Who knows if he's injured?

00:25:53.000 He probably was.

00:25:54.000 He's always injured. 1.00

00:25:55.000 He's always doing some shit. 1.00

00:25:56.000 He's got a problem with his knee, and he's had it worked on. 1.00

00:26:00.000 I know he's got stem cells in it. 1.00

00:26:01.000 Shit's going to happen. 1.00

00:26:02.000 It's 38. It looks like that kick fully connected, right? 1.00

00:26:05.000 He just took it.

00:26:06.000 He was just like...

00:26:07.000 He went down into it, which I think he didn't get full momentum, like you said, with the shin, where he was in a lot of trouble.

00:26:12.000 Dude, he...

00:26:14.000 It looked a lot harder than I thought it was.

00:26:16.000 It was certainly the foot. 0.80

00:26:18.000 And the thing about feet is you can knock someone the fuck out with a foot, no doubt about it, but a foot gives a little bit.

00:26:22.000 Yeah, I was just gonna say it gives. 0.83

00:26:24.000 It gives a little bit.

00:26:25.000 But the shin, man.

00:26:26.000 It's game over, son.

00:26:27.000 You know, the first time I ever realized how much of a benefit that was, I worked out with Maurice Smith.

00:26:33.000 And Maurice Smith was showing me, like, when Maurice Smith faces a heavy bag, it's really interesting.

00:26:38.000 Like, if he throws a roundhouse kick, the bag goes straight.

00:26:41.000 Like, he hits it.

00:26:42.000 Like, he's hitting straight on.

00:26:44.000 He's, like, stepping to the side and hitting straight on.

00:26:46.000 It's almost like he's hitting it with a front kick in terms of how the bag moves away from him.

00:26:51.000 And in the taekwondo and karate days, everybody went round with these round kicks, and it was more like a slap.

00:26:58.000 It didn't have the same kind of penetration.

00:27:00.000 And when you see, like, a Maurice Smith or a Pedro Hizzo...

00:27:03.000 Eddie, do you remember when you and I went to...

00:27:04.000 We went to Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu way back in the day?

00:27:08.000 Way back in the day, you were a purple belt.

00:27:10.000 We went to Beverly Hills Jiu Jitsu and we watched Marco Huas kick the bag.

00:27:16.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:27:16.000 Pedro Hizzo.

00:27:17.000 It was Pedro Hizzo was kicking the bag.

00:27:19.000 Marco Huas was too.

00:27:20.000 But Pedro Hizzo, I never saw anybody in my life who had leg kicks that were as scary as Pedro Hizzo.

00:27:28.000 I remember he kicked Rico Rodriguez once when they fought.

00:27:31.000 And the thud, the SWAK! And you looked at it and you went, oh, you can't take those.

00:27:36.000 There's no way.

00:27:37.000 No one's taking those.

00:27:38.000 You can only take so many of those.

00:27:39.000 Even Randy Couture was like, yeah, but he was on the show.

00:27:42.000 He goes, look at my leg. 0.99

00:27:43.000 That's from fucking... 1.00

00:27:44.000 It's fucked up forever. 1.00

00:27:45.000 It's like a huge dent. 0.99

00:27:46.000 Like someone took a bat.

00:27:47.000 He did the same thing to Randleman.

00:27:48.000 He would leave dents in you, dude.

00:27:51.000 Do you remember us watching him kick the bag?

00:27:53.000 Do you remember that?

00:27:54.000 I think it was someone else.

00:27:55.000 I don't think it was me.

00:27:56.000 We went to Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu.

00:27:57.000 You weren't there?

00:27:58.000 No, I've never been to Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu.

00:28:00.000 I've been there once, but it wasn't with you.

00:28:01.000 Well, it was that time.

00:28:02.000 Powerful, faulty memory.

00:28:05.000 I don't want to say nothing.

00:28:06.000 I'm just going to let it go.

00:28:08.000 It was you and me, man.

00:28:09.000 I'll tell you what was weird, too, with that fire.

00:28:11.000 He goes, I'll move on to something else, and then his Twitter background changes to the Los Angeles Rams.

00:28:15.000 He put hashtag LA Rams.

00:28:17.000 So all my friends are texting me, and now I judge them for it.

00:28:20.000 They're like, oh, bro, he's playing for the Rams? 1.00

00:28:22.000 I'm like, you fucking moron. 1.00

00:28:23.000 No, he's not playing for the Rams. 1.00

00:28:25.000 No, he's not fucking suiting up for the Rams. 0.98

00:28:28.000 I don't know if he's being a special teams coach or some shit like that, but he is not touching the field catching footballs. 0.99

00:28:34.000 I'll tell you that right now. 0.92

00:28:35.000 No, he's got some sort of executive job, correct?

00:28:37.000 Is that what I've been hearing?

00:28:38.000 So that's the Rams helmet, that's all he had?

00:28:40.000 Yes.

00:28:41.000 Okay, does it say anything there?

00:28:42.000 What does it say?

00:28:43.000 Just L.A. Rams?

00:28:44.000 Hashtag Rumble Squad, hashtag Rams.

00:28:46.000 Huh.

00:28:48.000 The only way he's sewn up is if he's the mascot. 1.00

00:28:50.000 If he's a new L.A. Ram mascot, that shit would be dope. 0.99

00:28:51.000 I think he's got some sort of a job. 0.99

00:28:53.000 I would have retired the UFC for that.

00:28:54.000 I'm not playing for the Rams. 0.92

00:28:56.000 No, you knuckleheads! 0.98

00:28:57.000 I'm not playing for the Rams! 1.00

00:28:58.000 Are you crazy? 0.86

00:28:59.000 That's hilarious. 0.97

00:29:00.000 I love it, man.

00:29:00.000 Good for him, because it's, you know, this comes from a guy who retired early, or maybe won too late, but for him to be able to do that, the balls it takes, especially, you're talking about, he's tip of the spear.

00:29:12.000 Number two, could beat anyone not named DC or Jon Jones.

00:29:15.000 He can beat everybody else, and he did.

00:29:17.000 For him, like, I'm good, man.

00:29:18.000 I'm out.

00:29:19.000 It takes a lot of courage and balls, man, so I congratulate him on And I love that he just goes out and says it. 0.73

00:29:24.000 I don't want to get hit in the head anymore.

00:29:26.000 I don't want to wrestle with dudes anymore.

00:29:27.000 He's always been that way, though. 0.91

00:29:29.000 And I think people are shocked by that when they hear, you know, NFL guy where they don't say it when they're playing, but you find out later, he's like, dude, I fucking hated playing.

00:29:36.000 It was the only thing I was good at, and I was making tons of money.

00:29:38.000 With Anthony Johnson, he's always stayed like, yeah, I don't really like to train, man. 0.99

00:29:42.000 I like to get out of shit. 0.98

00:29:43.000 You know, it's not my thing. 0.98

00:29:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:29:44.000 I just happen to have this fucking God-given power. 0.99

00:29:47.000 I'm really good at it. 0.99

00:29:48.000 I'm fighting that light heavyweight now.

00:29:50.000 Getting fame and money.

00:29:51.000 Oh, another opportunity. 0.99

00:29:52.000 Fucking see ya. 0.99

00:29:54.000 There's nothing wrong with that, man. 0.99

00:29:55.000 There's definitely nothing wrong with it.

00:29:56.000 But people are surprised when they hear Professor Houthi going, yeah, I don't really enjoy it, man.

00:29:59.000 I'm just really good at it.

00:30:00.000 You know what, man?

00:30:01.000 I'll never forget.

00:30:02.000 Well, I appreciate his honesty.

00:30:03.000 Because I think it's when a guy talks about it that way.

00:30:07.000 It's important for everybody.

00:30:09.000 I remember when Matt Hughes got beaten by B.J. Penn and B.J. took the title from him.

00:30:14.000 And I asked him about it in the interview, and he said, honestly, I have to tell you, it's a relief.

00:30:18.000 Like, the pressure of being a champion is, you know, everybody coming after you.

00:30:22.000 It's honestly a relief.

00:30:24.000 Like, balls that that guy has to say that in front of all these people.

00:30:28.000 That it means being completely honest. 0.86

00:30:30.000 It's cool, man.

00:30:31.000 Especially as an athlete, especially for Anthony Johnson, a guy who he identifies as being just a fighter.

00:30:36.000 He's Rumble.

00:30:37.000 For him to go, I'm good, man.

00:30:38.000 Number two in the world.

00:30:39.000 See ya.

00:30:40.000 God dang.

00:30:40.000 It's inspiring.

00:30:42.000 It should be inspiring to people.

00:30:43.000 It is.

00:30:44.000 I think it's inspiring. 1.00

00:30:45.000 And it's also inspiring if he decides to take a year off and then he goes, fuck this desk job. 1.00

00:30:49.000 I want to kick somebody in the face. 1.00

00:30:51.000 I just needed a break. 1.00

00:30:52.000 Yeah, I just needed a fucking break, man. 0.99

00:30:54.000 I mean, that's entirely possible, too. 1.00

00:30:55.000 I'm just waiting for someone else to get the belt because I can't beat DC, you fools. 0.98

00:30:58.000 I mean, isn't that an issue, right? 0.99

00:31:00.000 Oh, you run out of money and you're like, you know what?

00:31:02.000 I need some money.

00:31:03.000 I better fight.

00:31:04.000 Well, he was smart with his money.

00:31:05.000 We're on the street.

00:31:07.000 That's good.

00:31:08.000 His manager was smart with the money.

00:31:09.000 Yeah, that's good.

00:31:10.000 But even that guy, like, people don't, you know, Anthony Johnson, number two in the world, has God-given power in his hands.

00:31:16.000 You gotta realize, as a UFC fighter, tip of the spear, and it's just where the sport's at, he's not set.

00:31:21.000 It's not like, oh, I see ya fucking yachts in Miami and I can do whatever I want. 0.66

00:31:26.000 He's not set. 0.97

00:31:26.000 He never had a seven-figure payday that we know of, you know? 0.97

00:31:29.000 You don't think he did for one of those title fights?

00:31:31.000 What do you think he got paid for those title fights?

00:31:32.000 Which title fight?

00:31:33.000 Are you talking about with DC? The first one with DC and the second one with DC. Maybe.

00:31:37.000 I don't know what he got paid.

00:31:38.000 I'm not even speculating.

00:31:40.000 On the books, he didn't get seven figures.

00:31:43.000 How many legends in boxing retired and then later came back because they needed money?

00:31:49.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:31:50.000 Oh, bro.

00:31:51.000 It's crazy.

00:31:51.000 Remember making millions?

00:31:53.000 Yeah.

00:31:54.000 Back in the 80s making millions.

00:31:55.000 Oh, for sure.

00:31:55.000 But I think they come back for more than that.

00:31:57.000 Like, Sugar Ray came back.

00:31:58.000 He was still rich.

00:32:00.000 Yes.

00:32:01.000 They don't all come back for the money.

00:32:02.000 Bernard Hopkins is set.

00:32:04.000 Roy Jones might have some issues, but he's with HBO. Bernard Hopkins with HBO. They do it for the love of the game.

00:32:09.000 Most of those guys are set. 0.99

00:32:11.000 Like, Bernard is fucking set. 0.99

00:32:12.000 You know, Bernard still drives an 89 Civic because he doesn't want to go broke. 0.99

00:32:16.000 Bernard has a Bentley.

00:32:18.000 Does he have a Bentley now?

00:32:18.000 Yeah, there's a whole story about him driving a Bentley and had some kid drive the Bentley for him and the kid dent the wheels.

00:32:23.000 Oh, God damn it. 1.00

00:32:24.000 Fucked his wheel up. 1.00

00:32:25.000 Well, forever. 0.97

00:32:26.000 Where'd you hear this story?

00:32:27.000 Where'd you hear the Civic?

00:32:28.000 No, no.

00:32:29.000 No, I swear to God.

00:32:30.000 Where'd you hear that?

00:32:30.000 When he was world champion of Civic forever.

00:32:32.000 Can you Google that?

00:32:34.000 Yeah, you can find that.

00:32:35.000 Forever, because he's worried about going broke.

00:32:37.000 That is the opposite of a Civic.

00:32:38.000 I don't know.

00:32:38.000 Are you sure?

00:32:39.000 Now, where did you get your story from, Joe?

00:32:41.000 Who are you telling?

00:32:41.000 Where did you get your story about the Rolls Royce?

00:32:43.000 It was a story about him that he was helping out this kid that was terminally ill.

00:32:50.000 How did his Rolls get brought up?

00:32:52.000 Well, it was the car.

00:32:54.000 He let the kid drive the car.

00:32:55.000 And the kid curbed one of the wheels.

00:32:58.000 Sounds like fake news.

00:32:59.000 Where'd you get that?

00:32:59.000 It could be fake news.

00:33:01.000 I got it from the library.

00:33:02.000 Dude, I let Callan's friend drive my Bentley. 0.97

00:33:05.000 And he fucked it up? 0.95

00:33:06.000 I didn't know he doesn't drive. 0.97

00:33:07.000 He just drives a bike in New York.

00:33:10.000 What?

00:33:10.000 And he goes, we're doing this bit, and we're filming it.

00:33:14.000 And this cop goes, hey man, I'm going to tow this car if you don't leave. 0.99

00:33:17.000 And I go, oh fuck, we're in the middle of it. 0.99

00:33:19.000 And he goes, dude, I'll fucking move it right there. 0.99

00:33:21.000 I'll move it to another spot. 0.97

00:33:22.000 And I go, I don't let anyone drive my car.

00:33:24.000 Very rarely even valley.

00:33:25.000 And I go...

00:33:26.000 Alright, I trust the guy. 0.99

00:33:27.000 Goddamn near 60. I toss him the keys. 0.96

00:33:30.000 He comes back and all good.

00:33:31.000 He goes, all good, brother.

00:33:33.000 Cool.

00:33:33.000 I walk out there to the right, parked down the street, and this guy comes out in front of the house.

00:33:38.000 He goes, dude, I don't know who the fuck was driving that car, but he hit the shit out of the curb. 0.99

00:33:43.000 You know, those Bentley wheels are tough to come by. 0.99

00:33:46.000 I look at it and I just like...

00:33:47.000 Ugh! 1.00

00:33:49.000 Motherfucker! 1.00

00:33:50.000 I got it fixed, but it was a nightmare. 1.00

00:33:52.000 Did you bring it up to him?

00:33:54.000 No.

00:33:55.000 Wow, interesting.

00:33:55.000 You swallowed it to bring it out on a podcast.

00:33:58.000 Well, no.

00:33:58.000 I'm not going to call his name out.

00:33:59.000 You know, it's been taken care of.

00:34:01.000 I just, you know, if I was younger, I'd have flipped out.

00:34:03.000 But I was like, I sat in my car and went...

00:34:05.000 It's just a car.

00:34:06.000 It's alright.

00:34:07.000 He didn't mean to, man.

00:34:08.000 Life is good.

00:34:08.000 That's good.

00:34:09.000 Good for you.

00:34:09.000 Wait, did you say you have a Bentley?

00:34:11.000 Yeah, I did.

00:34:12.000 I have a Bentley.

00:34:13.000 Nice.

00:34:14.000 You got a Bentley Continental GT. Supersport.

00:34:17.000 That thing is supersport.

00:34:19.000 Dope-tastic.

00:34:20.000 Oh, man.

00:34:21.000 It's a dope car.

00:34:22.000 You've never seen it?

00:34:23.000 Podcast life.

00:34:24.000 It's preposterous.

00:34:24.000 I thought you had, like, before you had, wait, like a beam?

00:34:29.000 No.

00:34:29.000 At a Porsche.

00:34:30.000 A Porsche.

00:34:31.000 That's right.

00:34:31.000 Yeah.

00:34:32.000 And that's gone.

00:34:33.000 Red 911. You still have it?

00:34:34.000 No.

00:34:35.000 And you had a M6 before that.

00:34:37.000 I had an M6 before that, yeah.

00:34:38.000 Those M6s are smooth. 1.00

00:34:39.000 Damn, we don't fuck around. 1.00

00:34:41.000 M6 is a good size. 1.00

00:34:42.000 It is, man.

00:34:43.000 It's part cruiser, but it's still sporty.

00:34:45.000 It's still Gran Turismo style.

00:34:46.000 It's comfortable.

00:34:47.000 Yeah, it's comfortable.

00:34:48.000 The Bentley's cool.

00:34:49.000 The best car I've ever had, and I'll always be loyal to them, is Porsche.

00:34:53.000 That was the best car you ever had, that little car?

00:34:54.000 I love Porsches, man.

00:34:56.000 I just love the quality, the customer service.

00:34:58.000 It's different. 0.99

00:34:59.000 Bentley, I had to get my fucking rims fixed. 0.99

00:35:02.000 I took them in. 1.00

00:35:03.000 I mean, they could give two fucks. 0.98

00:35:04.000 You know what they gave me as a rental? 0.99

00:35:06.000 Mom Volvo. 0.99

00:35:07.000 And I was like, what the fuck is this? 0.99

00:35:09.000 Understated. 0.99

00:35:10.000 Yeah, and they were like, well...

00:35:11.000 You just gotta play a character for a few days.

00:35:13.000 I had a Bentley for a month.

00:35:15.000 A friend of mine, a student of mine, had a lot of money.

00:35:18.000 He had a Bentley.

00:35:19.000 He goes, you want to borrow it for a month?

00:35:20.000 Tell the whole story, like, why he couldn't drive it.

00:35:22.000 It's kind of hilarious.

00:35:23.000 Why he couldn't drive it.

00:35:24.000 Why he couldn't drive it.

00:35:25.000 Do you remember?

00:35:26.000 No, he went away.

00:35:28.000 Yeah, but do you remember why he didn't want to drive it anymore?

00:35:31.000 Because he owned a weed shop, and the cops did not like when people were flaunting that they were making a lot of money at weed shops.

00:35:38.000 Man, I forgot.

00:35:39.000 You're right.

00:35:40.000 You're right.

00:35:40.000 So he got a Dodge Charger, because the cops like it when you would drive the car that they drive.

00:35:45.000 He had a whole psychological approach to this.

00:35:47.000 He's like, I'm going to get a Dodge Charger and put some cool wheels on it, because these dudes... 0.99

00:35:52.000 He's a fucking smart guy, man. 0.99

00:35:54.000 Kind of. 1.00

00:35:54.000 Or crazy. 1.00

00:35:55.000 No, he was right!

00:35:56.000 Because he's like, you know, these guys don't want you driving something they can never afford.

00:36:00.000 But if you're driving what they're driving, guys like cars.

00:36:04.000 It's like, oh, he's gonna know his charger.

00:36:06.000 Kind of.

00:36:06.000 Dude, I'm telling you, you're not a cop.

00:36:08.000 If you were a cop and you had a, this is it, you had a fucking Dodge Charger, it makes sense. 0.99

00:36:13.000 No, it doesn't. 0.98

00:36:14.000 Cops are so cool to me, I get pulled over all the time.

00:36:16.000 You're Big Brown. 0.98

00:36:17.000 They're Fighter and the Kid fans.

00:36:19.000 No, for real, man.

00:36:21.000 I think he was right.

00:36:22.000 When he said it to me, I was like, that totally makes sense.

00:36:25.000 He goes, yeah.

00:36:25.000 He goes, they like it.

00:36:26.000 He goes, a friend of mine's a cop.

00:36:27.000 He's like, they told you they like it.

00:36:28.000 Your best chances of them treating you like one of them.

00:36:31.000 Drive what they drive. 1.00

00:36:33.000 Drive a fucking Charger. 1.00

00:36:34.000 You're such a fucking baby. 1.00

00:36:39.000 Uh-huh. 1.00

00:36:41.000 You're so spoiled.

00:36:42.000 If you're like, I would drive a Charger.

00:36:44.000 I'll tell you right now.

00:36:44.000 An SRT Charger?

00:36:45.000 I would drive a Hellcat.

00:36:46.000 Hell yes. 1.00

00:36:47.000 Those fucking Hellcat Chargers. 1.00

00:36:48.000 It's a ridiculous car. 1.00

00:36:49.000 Dude, I'd drive that Demon Challenger. 0.96

00:36:52.000 You know, that's like $135,000, that thing.

00:36:54.000 I want it so bad.

00:36:56.000 I want it so bad. 1.00

00:36:57.000 It makes my dick hard. 1.00

00:36:59.000 Dodge has come out with the most preposterous car in all of mankind. 1.00

00:37:03.000 It hurts my heart when I see it.

00:37:04.000 It's 850 horsepower.

00:37:06.000 It goes 0-60 in 2.3 seconds.

00:37:09.000 It's called the Dodge Demon.

00:37:10.000 They took a Dodge Challenger, put this ridiculous hood scoop on it, put fender flares on it, widened all the wheels, and dumped the most insane engine that anybody's ever put in a production car. 0.99

00:37:20.000 It's so goddamn American, it's not even funny. 1.00

00:37:23.000 It's an eagle... 1.00

00:37:24.000 Suck on that, Isis. 1.00

00:37:25.000 Yeah, it's an eagle getting his dick sucked while he's holding a flag. 1.00

00:37:27.000 You know a hot dog. 1.00

00:37:28.000 With a gun and the other wing.

00:37:29.000 And a New York Yankees hat.

00:37:32.000 With a Statue of Liberty saluting them.

00:37:35.000 How much do they go for?

00:37:36.000 Look at that!

00:37:37.000 808 horsepower!

00:37:39.000 717 pound-feet of torque! 0.99

00:37:41.000 That is fucking insane! 0.98

00:37:43.000 There's only a thousand of them. 1.00

00:37:44.000 You can't fucking get one. 0.99

00:37:46.000 Yeah, you can't get one. 0.99

00:37:47.000 No, they're going to be collector's items. 0.99

00:37:49.000 Look at this giant fucking... 0.98

00:37:51.000 Hold on, back that up again with the size tires in the rear. 0.99

00:37:54.000 Back it up just a little bit there.

00:37:56.000 A little bit further.

00:37:57.000 There it goes.

00:37:58.000 Okay, so they got 40s in the rear.

00:38:00.000 Eh, that's pretty wide.

00:38:01.000 What does production car mean?

00:38:02.000 Does that mean at least 100?

00:38:04.000 Is that what they're saying?

00:38:05.000 Production?

00:38:05.000 They keep calling it a production car.

00:38:07.000 The fastest production car.

00:38:08.000 It means it's not like, you know, super, like there's not like 10 of them.

00:38:12.000 Why do they put little tiny wheels in the front? 0.98

00:38:14.000 That's not the original, that's not the wheels that are coming with the car, right?

00:38:17.000 I think that's the wheels that are trying to make them do wheelies. 0.99

00:38:20.000 I think they put those little tiny wheels in the front because they're trying to make the car do wheelies, but I'm assuming, because it does pull a wheelie.

00:38:26.000 It's the first production car ever.

00:38:28.000 I don't want that.

00:38:28.000 It's like a drag store.

00:38:29.000 I don't need that.

00:38:30.000 I don't need a wheelie in my life. 1.00

00:38:32.000 But I think one of the ways they get it to do a wheelie is they put little skinny tires on it.

00:38:36.000 It comes with one seat.

00:38:39.000 It only comes with one seat.

00:38:40.000 This is an insane car. 1.00

00:38:42.000 This is a car that says fuck you. 1.00

00:38:44.000 It just said you get the second seat for a dollar. 1.00

00:38:45.000 Oh, that's it?

00:38:46.000 But if it comes with one, that's kind of dope.

00:38:49.000 I want my friends to jump in it. 1.00

00:38:50.000 It's just the biggest fuck you car ever. 1.00

00:38:52.000 Hey, you drive! 1.00

00:38:53.000 I only got one seat, bro.

00:38:56.000 One seat?

00:38:57.000 That way you have a good excuse not to bring the wife. 0.98

00:39:00.000 Oh, it says it costs less than $100,000.

00:39:02.000 That's what they say.

00:39:03.000 So, hey, it's only going to be $88,000, but the dealers do the markup to the demand. 1.00

00:39:07.000 So you're fucked. 0.99

00:39:08.000 Oh, the markup's probably going to be 100%. 1.00

00:39:10.000 I'd go get one right now if I could and just fucking cruise the street shitting on people. 0.99

00:39:15.000 You know what's hilarious? 0.99

00:39:16.000 They're talking about the Ford Mustang GT350, the Shelby GT350. I saw that.

00:39:21.000 Yeah, the Cobra.

00:39:22.000 It's a dope car.

00:39:22.000 Yeah.

00:39:23.000 And they're talking about it, keeping it around to 2018. And I looked at the numbers, like the 0-60 numbers, and they're really great.

00:39:30.000 It's like 4.1 with the stick, 3.9 with the automatic.

00:39:34.000 And they have a 10-speed automatic.

00:39:36.000 I'm like, what a badass car.

00:39:37.000 But then you compare it to that.

00:39:38.000 You're like, this is...

00:39:39.000 Oh, that thing just...

00:39:40.000 What do you drive?

00:39:41.000 Boom! 0.99

00:39:42.000 Who makes shitty cars? 0.99

00:39:43.000 This is a little baby car. 0.99

00:39:46.000 You can't really make shitty cars anymore. 0.93

00:39:48.000 You can't get away with it anymore. 0.75

00:39:49.000 Look, they're making new cars constantly.

00:39:51.000 That's one of the craziest things about cars.

00:39:53.000 They need consistent innovation.

00:39:55.000 Every year, their 0-60 time gets better, their G-force gets better, their mile-per-gallon gets better, their featureless gets better.

00:40:05.000 It's been 30 since I was 12. Okay, but a Porsche Twin Turbo gets 30. One of the fastest cars on the planet, all-wheel drive S. But all cars are up 30. Not really, not really.

00:40:15.000 If you don't drive it like fucking Billy Bata, I think. 0.99

00:40:19.000 That's a supercar that gets 24 miles per gallon. 0.99

00:40:21.000 I know, it's crazy.

00:40:21.000 Pull up 991 911 turbo miles per gallon.

00:40:27.000 By now, cars should be 200 miles to the gallon by now. 1.00

00:40:30.000 It's still the same bullshit. 0.99

00:40:32.000 Uh-oh, I smell conspiracy theory coming out. 1.00

00:40:34.000 Oh, no!

00:40:36.000 Did you start setting this up?

00:40:38.000 Miles per gallon?

00:40:39.000 It's like if you see him getting ready to go for the twister roll, he might give you a little tell.

00:40:42.000 You see the setup.

00:40:43.000 You know I'm crazy.

00:40:44.000 You know I'm crazy. 1.00

00:40:46.000 You know that shit. 1.00

00:40:47.000 He almost went with it with the Indians. 1.00

00:40:49.000 You guys believe that? 1.00

00:40:50.000 Oh, you believe that shit? 1.00

00:40:51.000 And then I went, uh, was there ever an Indian in the U.S.? The Indians would have led in the slaves. 1.00

00:40:55.000 The Indians would have led in the slaves. 1.00

00:40:56.000 Oh, my God.

00:40:56.000 Hey, that's a Key and Peele movie right there.

00:41:00.000 Black Indians.

00:41:02.000 There's a book about it. 0.98

00:41:04.000 Hell yeah! 0.95

00:41:05.000 I'm telling you!

00:41:06.000 There must have been some... 0.98

00:41:07.000 Can you imagine running big dicks in the teepees? 0.96

00:41:11.000 What was that? 1.00

00:41:14.000 Yeah, they fucked up letting big dicks in the teepee. 1.00

00:41:17.000 Yeah, it'll be different. 1.00

00:41:19.000 It'll be different now, folks.

00:41:21.000 But I wonder how many.

00:41:23.000 I wonder how common that was.

00:41:24.000 And I wonder whether it was white people or whether it was white Europeans or slaves who bred with Indians more. 0.57

00:41:32.000 And were they racist?

00:41:32.000 Dude, I'm telling you, they escaped to the Indians.

00:41:35.000 What is it, 22?

00:41:36.000 Where else are they going to go?

00:41:37.000 27 highway, 20 city.

00:41:39.000 For a supercar?

00:41:40.000 Oh, it's amazing.

00:41:41.000 No, don't get me wrong.

00:41:42.000 Look, that car might be the best car in the world.

00:41:45.000 If you think about the best all-around car.

00:41:47.000 Hands down.

00:41:47.000 911 Turbo, you drive that thing, it drives like a regular car.

00:41:51.000 It feels great. 0.97

00:41:52.000 It's smooth over bumps and shit. 0.99

00:41:54.000 It's the dampening system that they have. 0.98

00:41:56.000 It's all electronically controlled.

00:41:57.000 It seems to be able to predict what the ground is like.

00:42:00.000 It adjusts to different bumps in the road really well.

00:42:03.000 The best.

00:42:04.000 Hey, that was 2015. I'm talking about 2018s.

00:42:07.000 They're even better.

00:42:08.000 That was 2015, son.

00:42:09.000 So you think it got better from then?

00:42:10.000 It got better.

00:42:11.000 Probably a few miles per gallon, right?

00:42:12.000 Yeah, man.

00:42:13.000 But those cars are 0-60 in 2.5 seconds.

00:42:15.000 It's the best car on the road.

00:42:17.000 Four-wheel drive.

00:42:17.000 Pound for pound, money for...

00:42:18.000 Yeah.

00:42:19.000 It's the best.

00:42:20.000 They just...

00:42:20.000 Look, man.

00:42:21.000 There's something about Japanese engineering and German engineering that is hard to fuck with. 1.00

00:42:26.000 I don't fucks with the Japanese. 1.00

00:42:28.000 They never break. 1.00

00:42:29.000 Hashtag no racist.

00:42:30.000 They never break.

00:42:31.000 I buy Japanese cars all the time.

00:42:34.000 Lexus?

00:42:34.000 Yeah, I love Lexus.

00:42:36.000 Because it's like, you know, when you get in that fucking thing, every time you press that button, it's starting up. 0.97

00:42:41.000 It's gonna start. 0.99

00:42:41.000 Every time. 0.99

00:42:42.000 Every time.

00:42:43.000 You bought a fancy Toyota.

00:42:45.000 I got a Tundra, watch your mouth.

00:42:47.000 It's a Toyota in drag.

00:42:48.000 Nothing wrong with Toyota, I'm just saying.

00:42:50.000 Compared to German, though? 0.97

00:42:51.000 No, no, not just chill in that bag.

00:42:52.000 Tundra, baby.

00:42:53.000 But here's the thing.

00:42:54.000 The interior on German cars?

00:42:56.000 The best.

00:42:57.000 Yeah.

00:42:57.000 Well, their engineering is so sporty, too.

00:43:00.000 Like, the Japanese don't really make a car like a 911 GT3. They don't really make that. 0.99

00:43:06.000 They make these track cars that work really fast on a track, like the Nissan GT-R. But that's, like, super electronic.

00:43:13.000 When you get in that thing...

00:43:14.000 It's like a spaceship.

00:43:15.000 Dude, that thing is incredible.

00:43:16.000 That thing, like, levels you out.

00:43:18.000 Like, when you're going to take turns, you actually feel it flatten the body out with electronics.

00:43:23.000 It turns like this.

00:43:25.000 You can make a hard turn and there's no body lean.

00:43:28.000 It's weird.

00:43:29.000 What else?

00:43:29.000 And then the Acura NSX. The new one's insane.

00:43:33.000 That new NSX is insane.

00:43:35.000 Two hybrid engines in the front wheels.

00:43:38.000 First try.

00:43:39.000 Weapons grade 911. What does it say there?

00:43:41.000 What's the...

00:43:42.000 2029. Wow, yeah.

00:43:44.000 Porsche 911. It's my fave.

00:43:47.000 It's a beast car.

00:43:48.000 Those are super reliable, too, for the most part.

00:43:51.000 So reliable.

00:43:52.000 But it's just the engineering has to get better and better every year, so they're sharpening this razor's edge.

00:43:58.000 They're developing these cars that, like, there's skid pad numbers that used to be ridiculous, like 1G on a skid pad.

00:44:05.000 Like, God, it would have to be like a Ferrari F40 or something like that, you know? 0.97

00:44:09.000 Now you get that shit out of a BMW M3. Like, everything does a G on the skid pad. 0.98

00:44:14.000 And those Corvettes, like Grand Sport Corvettes, they do ridiculous...

00:44:17.000 You ever see the Viper ACR? Fuck. 1.00

00:44:19.000 You can just buy a fucking 660 horsepower race car from Viper. 1.00

00:44:26.000 I'd be lying if I didn't say I was online last night looking at them to buy one all cash. 0.99

00:44:30.000 I've done it three nights a week for a month.

00:44:33.000 Three nights a week for a month.

00:44:34.000 It's tough not to pull the trigger. 0.99

00:44:36.000 I've watched every fucking Viper video they have. 1.00

00:44:38.000 It's the most retarded American car ever. 1.00

00:44:41.000 It literally buttfucks the Demon. 1.00

00:44:44.000 Because it's so ridiculous. 0.99

00:44:46.000 The Demon still looks like a Challenger. 0.96

00:44:47.000 I agree.

00:44:48.000 This thing's insane.

00:44:49.000 Pull up the Viper ACR. 2017 Viper ACR. You pull up in this thing and people next to you are like, you know what?

00:44:53.000 Fuck you, man. 1.00

00:44:54.000 How about that? 1.00

00:44:55.000 They're like, fuck you. 1.00

00:44:56.000 What are you doing? 1.00

00:44:57.000 Is this Fast and Furious? 1.00

00:44:58.000 Look at the wing on that fucking thing. 1.00

00:45:00.000 That is an insane car. 1.00

00:45:02.000 And it's breaking records at every single racetrack all over the world.

00:45:07.000 Have you heard it too? 1.00

00:45:08.000 It sounds like a goddamn American car. 1.00

00:45:10.000 It's amazing. 0.99

00:45:11.000 See, that one right there is a regular Viper, which is still pretty dope.

00:45:14.000 But just look for the Viper SRT ACR. The SRT ACR is the crazy one.

00:45:21.000 That's the one that they just built for racing.

00:45:24.000 There's a markup on it too.

00:45:25.000 And you can just buy it. 0.99

00:45:25.000 Oh, fucking for sure. 0.99

00:45:27.000 Actually, I heard they were having a hard time selling them. 0.99

00:45:29.000 Well, it makes sense.

00:45:30.000 Yeah, because people are like, enough.

00:45:32.000 Trump's president, end this.

00:45:34.000 Well, you remember when the Vipers first came out?

00:45:36.000 It's 500 horsepower, 500 pounds of torque, and there's so many crashes, because guys just don't know how to deal with it. 0.89

00:45:40.000 They go around the corners and just fucking tailspin up.

00:45:43.000 Also, they didn't have anti-lock brakes. 0.98

00:45:45.000 The old Vipers had nothing.

00:45:46.000 I rented an old Viper once, beat the fuck out of it. 1.00

00:45:49.000 I want to buy one just to fuck around LA. Didn't the Viper save Dodge? 0.99

00:45:54.000 Like for a while, Dodge was in shambles.

00:45:56.000 They were considered like vanilla ice of cars, right?

00:45:59.000 Yeah.

00:46:00.000 See, there it is with the Extreme Aero package.

00:46:03.000 That's such a good looking car.

00:46:04.000 That Extreme Aero package, they literally have a giant race car wing in the back of it, but it's so ferocious looking.

00:46:09.000 You need that though, I feel like.

00:46:11.000 Look at you, you're so excited.

00:46:12.000 I know.

00:46:12.000 This is a car that girls will get mad at you if you buy.

00:46:15.000 Like, your wife will be like, Brendan, what the fuck? 1.00

00:46:18.000 That's like buying, like, getting bigger tits. 1.00

00:46:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:46:22.000 You'd be like, what are you trying to do? 0.99

00:46:23.000 Look at that fucking thing! 1.00

00:46:25.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:46:26.000 Stop right there in red.

00:46:27.000 I usually don't like a red car. 1.00

00:46:28.000 Back that bitch up. 1.00

00:46:29.000 I love the way that thing looks. 1.00

00:46:31.000 Red. 0.99

00:46:32.000 That's a badass fucking car. 0.99

00:46:34.000 That thing is so hard. 1.00

00:46:36.000 That is about as American as it gets. 0.88

00:46:38.000 I mean, it's so much more badass looking than a Corvette.

00:46:41.000 Oh, way more.

00:46:42.000 And a Corvette's pretty badass looking.

00:46:43.000 Corvettes don't do it for me. 0.99

00:46:45.000 CR1 does, but I don't fuck with them. 0.99

00:46:46.000 You know, at the end of the day, man, it's like we're still little boys. 1.00

00:46:50.000 Fuck yeah. 0.99

00:46:52.000 When you said you look at them three times a week, literally last night I was like, God, should I just buy one? 1.00

00:46:56.000 It doesn't make any sense.

00:46:57.000 It makes no sense.

00:46:58.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:46:58.000 It's a beast. 0.92

00:47:00.000 It's such a beast.

00:47:01.000 It must be so fun.

00:47:03.000 See?

00:47:03.000 Fun.

00:47:04.000 Yeah, at the end of the day, it's fun.

00:47:06.000 It's just a different kind of experience.

00:47:08.000 I think it's about three miles, negative three miles a gallon, though.

00:47:10.000 Well, they're really big, too.

00:47:11.000 Here's the other thing about them.

00:47:12.000 They're wide.

00:47:12.000 They're wide, and they have this really long hood.

00:47:15.000 It's not like...

00:47:16.000 That giant engine.

00:47:17.000 Yeah, it's not like you're...

00:47:18.000 When you're driving a Porsche, one of the weird things about it is it's rear engine, so your front end, you get a really good, clear view of the road.

00:47:24.000 Like, you remember that NSX that I had, Eddie?

00:47:26.000 That silver NSX? Yeah, you had one?

00:47:27.000 Yeah, dude, I'd love that thing.

00:47:28.000 To this day, I reminisce about that car.

00:47:31.000 Should've hung on to it.

00:47:32.000 Again, vroom.

00:47:33.000 Started every time. 0.99

00:47:33.000 Not a fucking problem ever. 0.99

00:47:35.000 Vroom. 1.00

00:47:35.000 Have you had problems? 1.00

00:47:37.000 Like, I haven't had a lot of problems. 0.53

00:47:38.000 Yeah, I've had a Porsche that shit out on me a bunch of times.

00:47:40.000 No, what year? 0.63

00:47:41.000 911 Turbo 2002. It did a lot of problems.

00:47:46.000 The turbos.

00:47:47.000 996 for a long time.

00:47:48.000 996. Joe's been ballin' for a long time.

00:47:52.000 That's a decade of ballin' hard. 0.99

00:47:54.000 You have a Supra 2 in 93 or what the fuck? 0.99

00:47:57.000 I did. 1.00

00:47:57.000 No, you didn't! 1.00

00:47:58.000 No, I had a Toyota Supra Turbo in 1994. Really?

00:48:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:03.000 Are you fucking with me? 1.00

00:48:04.000 No, I'm not fucking with you. 1.00

00:48:05.000 Damn, you've been killin' it for a grip, son! 1.00

00:48:08.000 I just fucking walked in the door. 1.00

00:48:12.000 I had a Dodge Caravan minivan. 1.00

00:48:14.000 You had an M6, and I spent every goddamn dime I had to get punched in the face on that thing, and it was used. 0.98

00:48:20.000 Very different approach. 0.99

00:48:22.000 Oh, that's hood rich for a while there.

00:48:24.000 That's what I had.

00:48:25.000 That's one of the greatest cards of all time.

00:48:27.000 I had a silver one.

00:48:27.000 They're worth a lot of money now, too.

00:48:29.000 It's crazy.

00:48:29.000 Well, they're something special, man.

00:48:31.000 Why don't they redo those?

00:48:33.000 Hey, Toyota, jump on it. 0.99

00:48:35.000 I know, right?

00:48:36.000 Come up with a new one.

00:48:37.000 I think they are.

00:48:38.000 I think they are, as a matter of fact.

00:48:40.000 But it's just, you know, there's something nostalgic that Porsche's figured out how to capture, where they have a look that it looks like a 911. Every time these guys do it, they have to start from scratch.

00:48:50.000 It's like a new fucking car. 1.00

00:48:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:52.000 Because remember back then it was the Toyota Supra, the RX-7.

00:48:55.000 Those were like the ones.

00:48:57.000 The RX-7.

00:48:57.000 And then there was the Mitsubishi GT3000. I like that one.

00:49:01.000 Look at that shit. 1.00

00:49:02.000 Go back to that black one. 1.00

00:49:02.000 That's the same car. 1.00

00:49:03.000 This is the new one. 1.00

00:49:04.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:49:05.000 I take back what I said. 1.00

00:49:06.000 This one's doper.

00:49:07.000 If they actually come out with this, does this say...

00:49:09.000 This says FT1 Digital. 1.00

00:49:11.000 Get that shit out of my... 1.00

00:49:13.000 Is that a real image? 1.00

00:49:14.000 Or is that a computer created image? 1.00

00:49:16.000 That's computer shit. 1.00

00:49:17.000 Is it? 1.00

00:49:17.000 No. 1.00

00:49:18.000 It's hard to tell.

00:49:18.000 They're so good at it now.

00:49:20.000 I know.

00:49:21.000 You know? 1.00

00:49:21.000 I mean, damn. 1.00

00:49:22.000 Oh, it looks like it's real. 0.99

00:49:24.000 Concept.

00:49:25.000 But is that a concept? 1.00

00:49:27.000 Oh, it's all bullshit. 0.99

00:49:29.000 You can change the colors of it and everything. 1.00

00:49:31.000 Oh, weak sauce.

00:49:33.000 Colors are gross.

00:49:35.000 Just give people like two colors.

00:49:38.000 How about the fans in the front?

00:49:40.000 The paint and the color makes no difference.

00:49:45.000 Well, it does with some cars.

00:49:46.000 Some cars just look goofy certain colors.

00:49:48.000 Like, if you ever see a yellow Ferrari, you're like, relax, buddy. 1.00

00:49:51.000 Just scream and I have a small dick. 0.99

00:49:53.000 If you have a yellow Ferrari, I'm like, alright, dude, I get it. 1.00

00:49:55.000 You're single, you do spray tans.

00:49:57.000 A black Ferrari, you might have a crib in downtown LA where you have incense burning before people even walk in. 0.95

00:50:04.000 Dicking people down.

00:50:05.000 Yeah, you're dicking people down in like one of those warehouse apartments.

00:50:08.000 You know those types with like velour curtains?

00:50:11.000 Velour curtains and you have a little wine fridge. 1.00

00:50:14.000 You know your shit. 1.00

00:50:15.000 Dress well. 1.00

00:50:16.000 Probably a good dude.

00:50:17.000 Like one of them movies where like the dude is like a secret scientist and he lives in a loft and he's got like his couch in the middle of the loft with like a carpet there but everything else is that polished cement.

00:50:27.000 Doesn't have a TV, doesn't have time to watch TV. TV's for pussies. 1.00

00:50:30.000 Only wine. 1.00

00:50:30.000 I'm out here reading books and doing kung fu. 1.00

00:50:32.000 And fucking. 1.00

00:50:33.000 And fucking. 1.00

00:50:33.000 And everything that comes in that door. 1.00

00:50:36.000 But you get a yellow and a green one?

00:50:38.000 No, sir.

00:50:39.000 You're up in the Hollywood Hills.

00:50:41.000 You probably got herpes. 1.00

00:50:42.000 You're some asshole. 1.00

00:50:45.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

00:50:45.000 You can't have a fucking yellow Ferrari. 1.00

00:50:48.000 They won't even let you in downtown with a yellow Ferrari. 1.00

00:50:50.000 Fuck no. 1.00

00:50:50.000 Bro, you gotta be more noir. 1.00

00:50:53.000 You gotta be darker and more mysterious.

00:50:55.000 Yeah, it's weird, man.

00:50:57.000 It's weird.

00:50:57.000 Yeah, there's certain things about certain color cars.

00:51:01.000 But then there's, like, classics.

00:51:02.000 Like, if a guy has, like, a 1971 red Porsche.

00:51:06.000 Oh.

00:51:07.000 Beautiful car.

00:51:08.000 Love it, man.

00:51:08.000 It's a classic color.

00:51:09.000 If it's in red, it's a classic color.

00:51:11.000 But, like, a brand new red car, like, it's gotta be like that Viper.

00:51:14.000 It has to be undeniable.

00:51:15.000 It has to be certain cars.

00:51:17.000 And, you know, even Porsche, because when I bought my Porsche's red, he goes, you know, they don't make a lot of these because a lot of people don't want red.

00:51:24.000 They don't want the attention.

00:51:25.000 Your insurance is higher.

00:51:26.000 The cops look for you.

00:51:27.000 Like, it's classic.

00:51:28.000 They're like, people are going away from it.

00:51:29.000 It is weird.

00:51:30.000 Red is like a... 1.00

00:51:32.000 Go fuck you. 1.00

00:51:33.000 Look. 1.00

00:51:33.000 What about those Magnum PI Red Ferraris? 1.00

00:51:36.000 Are they classics now?

00:51:37.000 Are people bringing those back?

00:51:38.000 Those are dope. 0.77

00:51:40.000 340 GT. 340 GT. Is that it?

00:51:42.000 350. Are they bringing those back?

00:51:43.000 They're classics now, right?

00:51:44.000 They should be.

00:51:45.000 They're worth a lot of money.

00:51:47.000 Are they?

00:51:47.000 I wanted to buy a Testarossa.

00:51:49.000 DeLoreans?

00:51:49.000 Are they back?

00:51:51.000 They must be back.

00:51:52.000 DeLoreans are back.

00:51:53.000 Mr. Steal Yo Girl. 0.99

00:51:54.000 That's what I'm talking about. 1.00

00:51:55.000 Damn, no socks. 1.00

00:51:56.000 Oh! 1.00

00:51:57.000 Slinging dick with an old school cop mustache. 1.00

00:51:59.000 Oh! 1.00

00:52:00.000 God damn, has those boat shoes on, just that fat dick in the front, dude. 1.00

00:52:04.000 Powerful Magnum PI doesn't even care if his feet stink. 1.00

00:52:06.000 He's got a sling dick. 1.00

00:52:08.000 Sling dick with stinky shoes. 1.00

00:52:10.000 I would drive that right now. 1.00

00:52:12.000 Is he gay? 0.70

00:52:12.000 He's not gay? 0.70

00:52:13.000 No! 0.93

00:52:13.000 How dare you? 0.93

00:52:14.000 He's super conservative.

00:52:16.000 He's super conservative.

00:52:17.000 I didn't know.

00:52:17.000 He's the guy that got on Rosie O'Donnell's show, and she famously sort of attacked him for supporting the MRA and connecting him to shootings.

00:52:26.000 He's one of the greatest Americans of all time.

00:52:29.000 I understand what she was trying to do, and I understand her sentiment.

00:52:32.000 I met Rosie O'Donnell when I did her show, and I think she's a nice person.

00:52:35.000 She's funny.

00:52:36.000 I just think that things like that are ill-advised, and that people got real mad at her, man. 1.00

00:52:41.000 Oh, those fucking NRA people. 0.99

00:52:42.000 Dude, if you talk anti-Second Amendment, they come with the force. 1.00

00:52:47.000 Enjoy that.

00:52:47.000 Hell yeah.

00:52:48.000 Come after you good, you know Yeah, well if they didn't they would have lost the right a long time ago There's a lot of people that would like to take those right to my boy Tom Selleck went on there looking like a dime piece timeout guns Tom Selleck didn't go on there to talk about guns He went on there to talk about something else just promoting something and she wanted to bring up the NRA and you know he was upset about it But I think if you're talking about gun violence like There's a lot of factors when it comes to gun violence,

00:53:14.000 and you can get really crazy, but one of them is that it's all men.

00:53:17.000 How about that? 0.95

00:53:18.000 How about we just ban all men? 1.00

00:53:20.000 Because all men are responsible for mass shootings. 1.00

00:53:23.000 It's fucking all men. 1.00

00:53:24.000 It's never chicks. 1.00

00:53:25.000 So what do we do?

00:53:26.000 We ban all men? 1.00

00:53:27.000 Because without the men, the guns don't even work.

00:53:29.000 It's okay, we're not banning all men.

00:53:31.000 So should we ban all guns?

00:53:33.000 Yeah, we should definitely ban all guns.

00:53:34.000 Okay, well if we're gonna ban all guns, how come only a certain percentage of the guns get used in these crimes?

00:53:39.000 What about all those other people that are lawful, law-abiding Americans, who are kind and peaceful, and keep guns for personal security or for hunting?

00:53:47.000 Do we take them away from them?

00:53:48.000 And who gets to decide?

00:53:50.000 That's where the problem lay.

00:53:51.000 The problem doesn't lay in the idea that she's stepping in because she's got This thing in front of her and she sees it's a problem.

00:53:57.000 She wants to talk about the problem.

00:53:58.000 The problem is that the problem is multifaceted and it's not just all men. 0.99

00:54:02.000 The number of these men that are medicated on pharmaceutical drugs is fucking staggering. 0.97

00:54:08.000 And then they say correlation does not equal causation. 0.99

00:54:11.000 So you can't assume that just because someone's on pills that that makes people shoot people. 0.99

00:54:16.000 But damn, it's close. 0.99

00:54:18.000 It's a tough road, man. 0.99

00:54:19.000 There's something in there.

00:54:20.000 There's something going on there.

00:54:21.000 Your psychoactive drugs are responsible for some changes in your behavior.

00:54:26.000 That's a fact that's undeniable.

00:54:28.000 How much is debatable? 0.99

00:54:29.000 And how much of these disassociative sort of drugs allow people to just like blank out and go and do wacky shit? 0.97

00:54:36.000 Different people with different brain chemistry? 0.99

00:54:38.000 Who the fuck knows? 1.00

00:54:39.000 Did you see the Facebook killer? 1.00

00:54:41.000 He actually committed suicide today, but he was going around killing people and doing it live on Facebook. 1.00

00:54:46.000 And they were saying people were upset at Facebook, going, what the fuck? 0.99

00:54:49.000 May he allow him to do this? 0.97

00:54:51.000 And like, yeah, we're going to change some of the rules.

00:54:53.000 Apparently Facebook said that he didn't do that.

00:54:55.000 It wasn't streaming.

00:54:56.000 He uploaded it later.

00:54:58.000 And so they're like, well, you know, we'll watch that more.

00:55:00.000 But then I saw a cop was like, it actually helps us.

00:55:02.000 Like, if he didn't commit suicide, like, there's times where there's been other crimes that people do and they air it live or upload it to Facebook or they rob a bank and post, like, hoodrich with cash and it actually helps the cops track them down.

00:55:15.000 So, like, I don't know if you should go away with it because they're gonna kill regardless.

00:55:19.000 Now they're just, you know, they can upload it on YouTube or wherever and they might take it down, but they're like, we shouldn't stop it because it's actually helping them a little bit.

00:55:27.000 Yeah, it's a good excuse to go in there and control the internet.

00:55:30.000 I mean, who knows?

00:55:31.000 It sounds like that could easily be a false flag.

00:55:33.000 Is there any...

00:55:34.000 Well, it's not a false flag.

00:55:35.000 There's definitely a dead guy, and there's definitely a guy who killed himself.

00:55:38.000 I think more often than there being false flags is an event happens, and people try to take advantage of that event.

00:55:46.000 Correct.

00:55:57.000 Don't attack me.

00:56:09.000 Just because he has a lawful gun permit and because he joined the NRA, because he believes in the right to keep and bear arms, the real problem is people that are willing to kill a bunch of other people.

00:56:22.000 It's not the guns.

00:56:23.000 It's not that they're men.

00:56:25.000 It's not neither one of those two incredibly common factors, guns and men. 0.99

00:56:30.000 I always think it's weird, too, whenever there's a shooter with this Facebook fucking killer in Ohio, everyone's like, oh, mental illness. 0.99

00:56:37.000 God, I don't know if you can just chalk it up to mental illness all the time. 1.00

00:56:40.000 Mental illness, it's medicated, too, by the way. 1.00

00:56:43.000 Sometimes, and then sometimes he's just a fucker. 1.00

00:56:45.000 There's a lot of bad apples, too, man. 1.00

00:56:47.000 He's just a bad dude.

00:56:48.000 Like, when he was on there, and why I watched, I also went down a weird rabbit hole on Easter.

00:56:52.000 But when he was on there just talking, you know, coherently, being like, you know, I've worked at this job forever. 0.99

00:56:57.000 People always shit on me. 0.99

00:56:58.000 My girl just broke up with me. 1.00

00:56:59.000 I'm fucking sick of this, man. 1.00

00:57:01.000 I'm gonna go around killing people because I'm pissed off at the world. 1.00

00:57:03.000 Fuck this. 1.00

00:57:04.000 Yeah, well, the problem is someone who has that attitude lacks empathy, and it's not normal. 1.00

00:57:09.000 So the question is, like, how does someone get to that stage where they're completely void of empathy? 0.81

00:57:14.000 That's what scares the fuck out of people. 0.99

00:57:16.000 What doesn't scare the fuck out of people is that people are willing to kill, defend their loved ones, or any of that shit. 0.99

00:57:20.000 What bothers people is people that don't have any empathy. 1.00

00:57:23.000 People that want to go fuck the world, or fuck you, and fuck everything, and then just hurt people and laugh. 1.00

00:57:28.000 But would he be that way if he didn't get whatever his co-workers were picking on him? 1.00

00:57:32.000 Who knows?

00:57:32.000 Is it a mental illness because he was getting picked on?

00:57:34.000 Or is it his backlash to that bullying? 1.00

00:57:38.000 Or his girl breaking up with him because he was a small dick and he was fat? 1.00

00:57:41.000 There's a lot of factors there that could be a part of the overall problem. 1.00

00:57:45.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:57:45.000 He might just be a bad apple, man, and just was like, fuck this. 1.00

00:57:47.000 This world sucks, man. 1.00

00:57:49.000 It's possible. 0.99

00:57:50.000 I think we just...

00:57:51.000 My whole thing here is I just think we chalk up mental illness too easily.

00:57:56.000 Well, I think what you're talking about, though, is mental illness. 0.99

00:57:58.000 I mean, what I'm saying is that anybody that's willing to kill people like that is mentally ill. 0.99

00:58:03.000 And you could say, like, how to define it? 0.99

00:58:05.000 Is it herpes?

00:58:06.000 Yeah, it's tough.

00:58:06.000 You know, is it the flu?

00:58:07.000 But I think the lack of empathy is in itself a disconnect from the human race and can make you mentally ill. 0.97

00:58:14.000 You could classify someone as mentally ill. 0.99

00:58:16.000 The problem is, anybody could be mentally ill if you get born into the wrong situation, you get abused, you grow up fucked up, your brain is all hardwired, you're stressed out all the time, the people around you are all fucking crazy, and your cortisol levels are off the charts. 1.00

00:58:33.000 We all have the potential to lose our fucking mind. 1.00

00:58:37.000 All of us do. 1.00

00:58:38.000 Or, you know, you grew up desensitized where you see the struggles of life. 0.99

00:58:42.000 It's like life doesn't mean shit. 0.97

00:58:44.000 You see your friends shot and stuff like that. 1.00

00:58:45.000 You're like, ah, this sucks, man. 0.98

00:58:47.000 Who cares? 0.94

00:58:47.000 And I think it's super important that we have empathy for people like that. 0.94

00:58:51.000 That we understand that that could have easily been us.

00:58:54.000 You know, people get born into terrible, terrible situations.

00:58:58.000 Eddie Bravo, what are you eating over there, bro?

00:59:00.000 What you got, bro?

00:59:01.000 What you got, bro?

00:59:02.000 What you got, bro?

00:59:02.000 Oh, that's one of them peanut butter bars.

00:59:04.000 Those are delish.

00:59:05.000 Those are good, man.

00:59:06.000 They're called...

00:59:08.000 RX bars, three egg whites, 14 peanuts, two dates, no BS. That's all that's in there.

00:59:14.000 Those are legit.

00:59:15.000 Those are good.

00:59:16.000 Is it better than that one?

00:59:16.000 RX bar.

00:59:18.000 I like the peanut butter myself, but I like that dark chocolate one you ate too.

00:59:21.000 You couldn't handle it?

00:59:22.000 Well, yeah.

00:59:23.000 Too much for you?

00:59:24.000 Too much flavor?

00:59:24.000 It's a little too much.

00:59:26.000 I like it. 0.98

00:59:27.000 I like fucked up flavors though. 0.97

00:59:29.000 I'm convinced that what one person tastes, I don't taste. 0.99

00:59:33.000 I'm just fucking convinced. 0.98

00:59:34.000 Well, I like real bitter stuff. 0.99

00:59:35.000 Like, my coffee, I like it, like, super strong.

00:59:38.000 Like, Kalen tried, he's like, dude, this tastes like cigarette ashes.

00:59:40.000 I'm like, yeah, I like it super...

00:59:41.000 Like, I like real bitter, like, coffee.

00:59:43.000 I like a strong coffee, too.

00:59:45.000 I like a good, a dark roast.

00:59:46.000 Yeah, son.

00:59:48.000 Mmm.

00:59:48.000 That light roast, get the fuck out of my...

00:59:51.000 You mean iced tea? 0.72

00:59:51.000 Yeah, I get super bummed out when someone pours me, and I see the coffee going in, and I can see through it. 0.72

00:59:56.000 I can tell right away.

00:59:56.000 Me too.

00:59:57.000 I'm like, well, this place sucks. 1.00

00:59:58.000 Bitch-ass diner coffee. 1.00

00:59:59.000 Get that freak-ass lemonade out of my fucking face. 1.00

01:00:02.000 Get that tea out of my goddamn coffee shop. 1.00

01:00:04.000 Exactly! 1.00

01:00:05.000 Sometimes it looks like tea. 0.98

01:00:06.000 I can tell on the- I'm like, alright, I need to get the fuck out of here. 0.93

01:00:09.000 You know what I got when I'm one of those, you know those Nespresso things? 0.92

01:00:11.000 You have those little capsules.

01:00:13.000 I'm a purist, man. 1.00

01:00:14.000 I don't fuck with Nespresso. 1.00

01:00:16.000 I like them. 1.00

01:00:17.000 You know why?

01:00:17.000 Because you can make espresso like that.

01:00:19.000 You can make espresso like that. 0.99

01:00:21.000 Like, you're out there fucking with a spoon and tap, tap, tap on the top. 1.00

01:00:24.000 Fucking with a spoon! 1.00

01:00:26.000 You make an espresso with a... 1.00

01:00:28.000 Nespresso's for someone who drives a Tesla.

01:00:30.000 Like, you know what I'm saying?

01:00:31.000 I like it.

01:00:32.000 It's the most bitter. 1.00

01:00:32.000 I like a French press, like a goddamn gangster. 1.00

01:00:35.000 I like that, too. 1.00

01:00:35.000 It's dark as fuck. 1.00

01:00:36.000 I pour it a little almond milk. 1.00

01:00:38.000 I take three espressos from a Nespresso. 0.99

01:00:42.000 I don't fuck with Nespresso. 0.99

01:00:43.000 Three of those. 1.00

01:00:44.000 They're bad for the environment, too.

01:00:46.000 It's great for my stomach.

01:00:47.000 I enjoy it.

01:00:48.000 Why is it bad for the environment?

01:00:50.000 The guy who created those Keurig things in the Nespresso, they can't recycle them, so there's nothing to do with them.

01:00:57.000 He's like, I fucked up, I wish I could stop it, but he gave the formula to someone who ran with it off the Nespresso.

01:01:04.000 They should make it biodegradable, right? 0.99

01:01:05.000 They should, and they didn't, and now it's fucking people up. 0.67

01:01:08.000 Do you know that they could do that easily with almost everything that we make with hemp? 0.89

01:01:12.000 But they just refuse to because they want the cotton business?

01:01:14.000 Right now, they don't have a full hole.

01:01:16.000 Eddie just grabbed that microphone.

01:01:17.000 He's like, we're about to spit knowledge.

01:01:19.000 Okay, you guys got the cars.

01:01:21.000 You guys got the cars.

01:01:22.000 I just saw this.

01:01:23.000 I saw Eddie go.

01:01:24.000 Did someone say hemp?

01:01:26.000 Did someone say cotton business?

01:01:28.000 Someone said conspiracy and hemp in one sentence.

01:01:31.000 You know what? 0.98

01:01:33.000 I was sitting here thinking, damn, this podcast has so much power. 0.98

01:01:38.000 You're going to bring back cars. 1.00

01:01:41.000 You're getting me into cars like shit. 0.99

01:01:43.000 What do you mean bring back cars? 1.00

01:01:44.000 Cars never went anywhere, man. 0.99

01:01:45.000 They're fucking here, man. 0.99

01:01:46.000 Make it cool for younger people. 1.00

01:01:48.000 Oh, dude, younger people love cars.

01:01:50.000 Everybody loves cars.

01:01:51.000 Everybody?

01:01:51.000 If you raise them, right?

01:01:52.000 Okay.

01:01:52.000 I thought only rich people liked cars.

01:01:54.000 That is one thing.

01:01:55.000 That is true.

01:01:56.000 Because I did ignore cars when I was broke.

01:01:59.000 I was like, that is out of question.

01:02:00.000 Really?

01:02:00.000 You wouldn't see a car?

01:02:00.000 I'm like, god damn, that'd be cool to drive.

01:02:02.000 No, I just cut that part of my head. 0.99

01:02:03.000 And then once I started making some money, I was like, oh, loosen up the reins.

01:02:06.000 Let's see here, man.

01:02:07.000 Time to go back to what I enjoy.

01:02:09.000 Yeah.

01:02:09.000 When I was a kid, I had a bunch of muscle cars.

01:02:12.000 I had a gang of different kind of muscle cars.

01:02:14.000 That's all I drove. 0.99

01:02:14.000 I mean, broke people that know everything about sports cars and the latest shit? 0.99

01:02:19.000 Damn. 1.00

01:02:20.000 That wasn't you, right? 0.99

01:02:21.000 When I was a kid, I knew a lot about muscle cars.

01:02:23.000 I didn't know a lot about Porsches or Ferraris.

01:02:26.000 Those all seemed way out of range. 0.99

01:02:28.000 But I know a lot about 69 Mustangs, 1970 Barracudas, that kind of shit. 0.98

01:02:34.000 I did know about muscle cars. 0.96

01:02:35.000 I didn't know about Porsches because my stepdad was the best Porsche mechanic in Newport Beach. 0.99

01:02:40.000 My stepdad was the shit as a mechanic. 0.99

01:02:43.000 He worked in Newport Beach. 1.00

01:02:46.000 I knew about Porsches through him.

01:02:49.000 I knew what a 911 was when I was 8 years old, 928, 944. I was kind of hip to it just because of him.

01:02:58.000 There was this one guy at the strip club that used to show up.

01:03:01.000 Because you know there was that 924?

01:03:03.000 Those were the cheap ones.

01:03:04.000 He would switch it.

01:03:05.000 He put a 928 on his head.

01:03:09.000 And he would drive to the strip club and tell girls he had a 928. And get the girls?

01:03:14.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:03:15.000 He said he had a 944. But you know the 924s are the low-level ones. 1.00

01:03:20.000 924s were the low-level ones.

01:03:21.000 Right in the 944 was like, you know, rich guy's portion. 1.00

01:03:24.000 You pull up in a 959, you get dudes suck your dick, guys, girls, gals. 1.00

01:03:29.000 959, I missed that one. 1.00

01:03:30.000 I didn't know that was a 959. There was a dude that I used to work with on news radio who was a cameraman who got a 924 and would race it.

01:03:37.000 And he said it was one of the best cars for racing because it was really well balanced.

01:03:40.000 It didn't have a lot of power.

01:03:41.000 But he knew a lot about racing cars.

01:03:43.000 He must have.

01:03:44.000 Yeah, he's like, they don't have a lot of power.

01:03:46.000 But the thing is, around racetracks, it's more about handling than it is about power. 0.96

01:03:50.000 Until you get to those crazy high-end 911 turbo four-wheel drive motherfuckers. 1.00

01:03:55.000 That kind of shit. 1.00

01:03:56.000 Those things are just ridiculous. 1.00

01:03:57.000 You know the new 911 Turbo, the wheels turn? 0.94

01:04:00.000 The back wheels turn.

01:04:01.000 So when you're going around a corner, yeah, the back wheels, they turn and make the corner shorter.

01:04:07.000 And they turn the opposite way in parking lots to make it so you can pull in the spots easier.

01:04:14.000 The best.

01:04:15.000 Yeah, like your turning radius is off the charts. 0.99

01:04:18.000 It's ridiculous. 0.96

01:04:19.000 There's the engineering, man. 1.00

01:04:20.000 You guys gonna get into helicopters and shit? 0.98

01:04:22.000 Nah, man. 0.98

01:04:23.000 That's too risky.

01:04:24.000 Bill Burr drives a helicopter. 1.00

01:04:25.000 Think about that shit. 1.00

01:04:26.000 I don't have helicopter money. 1.00

01:04:28.000 You've had Bill Burr on?

01:04:30.000 Bill Burr flies helicopters.

01:04:31.000 Oh, that's right, huh?

01:04:32.000 Yeah.

01:04:33.000 He gets places, like he goes from, he's got a helicopter pad in his house.

01:04:37.000 He did a gig in San Diego, and he flew a helicopter out of LA and flew it down to San Diego with his instructor. 0.99

01:04:45.000 Is it a Magnum PI helicopter, like the little bubble one, or are we talking about like fucking Marine One shit? 0.99

01:04:50.000 I don't think you can get a Marine One for rental. 0.99

01:04:52.000 Bill Burr might. 0.98

01:04:53.000 Well, he makes good money, but he's not stupid. 0.75

01:04:55.000 Is he the number one comedian in the world right now? 0.94

01:04:56.000 No, Kevin Hart is.

01:04:57.000 I'm saying as far as funny, guys.

01:05:00.000 He's probably up there.

01:05:02.000 It's him or Chappelle or Louis C.K. That's probably the battle, but Bill's right up there.

01:05:06.000 Dude, I watched you and I watched him back to back at the Comedy Store and I was just like... 1.00

01:05:10.000 It's so inspiring, but his shit, I was laughing so hard, man. 1.00

01:05:16.000 So fucking hard. 1.00

01:05:17.000 Some of his new shit, I want to say the premise, but it's so good. 1.00

01:05:21.000 Dude, I was laughing. 0.99

01:05:22.000 The premise is, I'm like, of course, man. 0.99

01:05:24.000 That's fucking brilliant.

01:05:25.000 And then I watch you, you know, I see you at the store at times, so I'll watch your sets, and I was baffled how, just, you know, I'm new to it, how you went from, you did three sets, I followed along with your three sets, how you changed them, like, on the go. 0.97

01:05:39.000 Well, I'm trying to figure out the right way to do it.

01:05:41.000 It's good, but it's bad, because sometimes you go the wrong way. 0.90

01:05:44.000 Because I fuck around so much, because I change my material so much.

01:05:47.000 I change the approach, I try to change how I set it up. 0.99

01:05:50.000 I try to figure out what's the best way to do it.

01:05:52.000 I feel like once I settle in on one way, I'll hone that one way, but I don't even know if that's the right way.

01:05:57.000 So I try different ways, and sometimes those ways take me nowhere.

01:05:59.000 But that's how you know, though, right?

01:06:01.000 Yeah, but that's what the store is for. 0.99

01:06:03.000 What I'm doing is trying shit out. 0.95

01:06:06.000 That was cool to see, though. 0.99

01:06:07.000 Doing a set, once you do a special, then the months after the special, it's like some of your material is fucking shaky.

01:06:14.000 And it'll eventually hammer together.

01:06:17.000 But on nights, some nights it's perfect, and on some nights you don't really have the approach correct.

01:06:22.000 It's like you're coming in for a landing.

01:06:24.000 I saw Chris Rock get up there and just like...

01:06:28.000 Riff.

01:06:29.000 Literally, he was just like, what?

01:06:31.000 And you could tell he just had nothing.

01:06:32.000 It was just going.

01:06:34.000 It's awfully brilliant still.

01:06:36.000 Well, you've always been, you know, very few people have seen you live more than me.

01:06:40.000 Very few people.

01:06:41.000 For a few years there, I saw you live pretty much every time you did a show.

01:06:47.000 And...

01:06:50.000 You have your bits that are worked out and some that you're working out, but every night you went up and you mixed it totally different like a DJ. They were the same bits and you were working on them, but it was a different mix every night.

01:07:05.000 You never did shit in a row. 0.98

01:07:06.000 There was nothing. 0.99

01:07:07.000 It was all you just flowing. 0.99

01:07:09.000 The problem with that is when you do two shows, And you're on the second show, you're like, what the fuck did I say? 0.95

01:07:14.000 Have I done this one yet?

01:07:15.000 Or was it the earlier show?

01:07:17.000 You gotta write it down, right?

01:07:19.000 Totally.

01:07:19.000 No, the second show has just got to be more rigid.

01:07:21.000 Every show is a different mix. 0.99

01:07:22.000 You don't ever do the same shit twice. 0.99

01:07:25.000 It's a different mix. 0.99

01:07:26.000 I don't know if you've changed recently because of all your specials, but every show, I never saw the same show twice.

01:07:32.000 Never.

01:07:33.000 Same bits, but always mixed in and always a different segue.

01:07:37.000 It was fun for you.

01:07:39.000 I thought that was just...

01:07:40.000 Definitely that's part of it.

01:07:41.000 You want to keep it fresh, but it's all about trying to figure out what the right way to do it is.

01:07:48.000 I've got to try eight wrong ways to get the right way.

01:07:51.000 I'll tell you what else was crazy is I'm reading that Judd Apatow book, Sick in the Head.

01:07:56.000 I was going on the same show, and they come in like, hey, Judd's going to jump on before him.

01:08:01.000 I'm like, who's Judd? 0.98

01:08:03.000 I'm like, oh shit, and he walks back. 1.00

01:08:05.000 You don't want to be that fucking dick sucker. 1.00

01:08:07.000 But we just started talking. 1.00

01:08:09.000 I didn't know how cool he was going to be.

01:08:10.000 I don't know anything about him besides that book and his movies.

01:08:13.000 And then I was sitting there and he's like, you got a pen, man?

01:08:15.000 I'm like, I don't.

01:08:16.000 And then we started talking.

01:08:17.000 He was super cool.

01:08:18.000 And then I was just like, dude, your book?

01:08:19.000 And then we just got into the book.

01:08:20.000 And he was the nicest guy ever, man.

01:08:22.000 He's very, very nice.

01:08:23.000 He's super down to earth.

01:08:25.000 Easy to talk to.

01:08:26.000 People don't realize that he wrote for Roseanne Barr, Tom Arnold, Adam Sandler.

01:08:30.000 He's wrote for a ton of guys.

01:08:32.000 Which I find is interesting because he's a stand-up comic.

01:08:35.000 But he would write for other people.

01:08:36.000 That's just because he's not a performer.

01:08:38.000 So he'd rather just write for them.

01:08:40.000 It's like, why not do it yourself?

01:08:41.000 Well, I think he just was real busy. 0.97

01:08:43.000 I think when you're producing movies and stuff and doing all the shit that he did, I don't think he had the time to go to the clubs. 0.96

01:08:49.000 And to do stand-up right, you gotta go to the clubs. 1.00

01:08:52.000 You gotta fuck around. 0.99

01:08:53.000 Like that other night that I'm talking about, we were talking about, rather, where you see me doing all these different sets. 1.00

01:08:58.000 Everybody does that.

01:08:59.000 You know, if you see Louis at the improv, you'll see him later that night at the store.

01:09:02.000 You know, these guys are hopping on and they're trying to mix stuff up.

01:09:06.000 And doesn't Louis say that to really get stand-up you should only be doing that?

01:09:10.000 That's what he said the other night.

01:09:11.000 We were talking.

01:09:12.000 He said he'd been doing nothing but stand-up for the last two years.

01:09:15.000 And he was saying, you know what, you can be good and do other stuff, but to really be your best, you have to do only stand-up.

01:09:22.000 And I'm like, I think you're right.

01:09:23.000 I think he's right.

01:09:24.000 I mean, it makes sense.

01:09:25.000 Would you be happy doing Just Stand-Up, though?

01:09:27.000 I would always do a podcast, I think.

01:09:29.000 I feel like podcasting helps it.

01:09:31.000 I don't think you would have to just get rid of podcasting.

01:09:34.000 I feel like it helps you with ideas.

01:09:35.000 The UFC, I would definitely have to get rid of the UFC. And I think that's probably going to happen eventually anyway.

01:09:40.000 But the thing that you get from podcasting is you almost get an education.

01:09:45.000 Because it's a pretty peripheral education in terms of certain things that people say to me because I'm listening to say it and it blows me away, but I only retain a certain percentage of it.

01:09:56.000 Unless I listen to the podcast.

01:09:57.000 Like Lawrence Krauss, he's a theoretical physicist that I had on.

01:10:01.000 He was trying to explain some theories to me. 1.00

01:10:03.000 Stupid brain was just not taking it in. 1.00

01:10:06.000 And then, you know, I had Dennis McKenna on yesterday, who's, you know, a psychedelic pioneer, and he's a, what is this? 1.00

01:10:14.000 He's an ethnobotanist, and he's a professor. 0.96

01:10:17.000 I mean, he's a fucking insanely smart guy. 0.96

01:10:19.000 So I'd have to listen to that two or three times. 0.97

01:10:21.000 He was explaining to me the reason why certain drugs work so well, like in particular mushrooms.

01:10:28.000 And he was explaining, he pulled up like a molecule chart, he was explaining to us the difference between The molecules that are connected to psilocybin versus the molecules that make DMT. Too deep for me, sir.

01:10:37.000 It's really just one thing off.

01:10:39.000 Oh, it's off the charts deep.

01:10:40.000 But I feel like those kind of conversations, they make me smarter. 1.00

01:10:45.000 They make me more aware of shit. 0.99

01:10:47.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:48.000 Which is great for stand-up.

01:10:50.000 It's better for stand-up, yeah. 0.99

01:10:51.000 I'll tell you who's a smart motherfucker to change lanes here, but... 0.98

01:10:55.000 I had a meeting with Aubrey Marcus. 0.99

01:10:57.000 You know, I know Aubrey like you did as a friend, and we've done some business together. 0.99

01:11:00.000 And we're in this meeting, and I looked down and said, what kind of fucking alpha brain are you taking? 0.99

01:11:06.000 He came in a suit and was all, and just started spitting. 1.00

01:11:10.000 I was like, God damn! 0.99

01:11:11.000 There's a reason why he's at where he's at me. 0.99

01:11:13.000 He's a smart dude.

01:11:14.000 He's very tuned on. 1.00

01:11:15.000 I mean, I obviously didn't think he was a stupid human being, but he was dropping some fucking knowledge. 1.00

01:11:20.000 Give me whatever you're taking. 1.00

01:11:22.000 He's very smart, and he also, he knows a ton, especially from this business, about nutrient absorption.

01:11:28.000 Yes.

01:11:28.000 Like, you know, certain foods that you can eat where you really only absorb a certain amount of nutrients if it's connected to fats and things like that.

01:11:35.000 He's an expert on that shit. 0.99

01:11:36.000 Yeah, straight up expert, man. 1.00

01:11:38.000 His mom was a, she was like a naturopath or something like that. 0.91

01:11:42.000 Was she?

01:11:42.000 Yeah, something like that.

01:11:44.000 But he's been pretty knowledgeable about that kind of stuff for a long time.

01:11:49.000 Yeah, he's a unique dude.

01:11:50.000 There's a lot of, you know, we're really lucky.

01:11:52.000 We know a lot of really unique people, you know?

01:11:56.000 Fo sho.

01:11:59.000 Silence.

01:12:00.000 Pure silence.

01:12:01.000 You ever see those Kim Jong-un videos of people worshipping him like he's the Beatles?

01:12:09.000 You have to.

01:12:09.000 Have you seen those?

01:12:11.000 You have to.

01:12:11.000 Did you see the one where they...

01:12:12.000 It's almost too ridiculous. 0.95

01:12:15.000 Like, they are chasing him through the streets and soldiers acting like little girls. 0.95

01:12:22.000 It's amazing.

01:12:22.000 It's unbelievable.

01:12:25.000 Yeah, they literally have to or you get killed.

01:12:26.000 Man.

01:12:28.000 Did you ever see his thing?

01:12:29.000 North Korea is fascinating.

01:12:31.000 It's very fascinating how that, like, it's...

01:12:34.000 It's a terrible place.

01:12:35.000 Mind-boggling, North Korea is.

01:12:37.000 It's amazing that it's real.

01:12:38.000 Watch those videos of people worshipping him.

01:12:40.000 And then you watch, there's documentaries of people going in, they get inside, and they're, like, constantly being guided through North Korea.

01:12:49.000 There's a fake set.

01:12:50.000 There's fake sets.

01:12:51.000 Yeah, wait a minute.

01:12:52.000 And most people think...

01:12:53.000 Look, they're so communist.

01:12:56.000 They're putting on...

01:12:57.000 This is like a...

01:12:58.000 Yeah, they're putting on a show.

01:12:59.000 It's obvious that they're giving them a tour of the city, but they're being guided the whole way through. 0.99

01:13:05.000 They got people on them, and they're not allowed to do shit. 0.99

01:13:08.000 Did you see Shane Smith's thing when he went to North Korea? 0.99

01:13:11.000 Yes.

01:13:12.000 So most people are thinking...

01:13:15.000 Man, they're so communist, or whatever, or the dictatorship is so strong there that, look, they won't even let people walk around freely.

01:13:26.000 You know, it just seems like... 1.00

01:13:30.000 What the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:13:32.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:13:33.000 You think there's a conspiracy in the conspiracy?

01:13:35.000 I think maybe.

01:13:36.000 Is this a double negative? 0.99

01:13:38.000 Is this a fucking double cross? 0.99

01:13:40.000 Oh, they're testing missiles? 1.00

01:13:43.000 Did you see that shit? 1.00

01:13:45.000 Have you seen the parade? 1.00

01:13:47.000 Show the clip of the parade where they show the soldiers marching in a parade and then they're bringing out the missiles.

01:13:55.000 They said they're ready to go to war.

01:13:56.000 They'll show that.

01:13:57.000 And then they'll cut to Jim Hong Wong, or Kim Jong Un, with his generals.

01:14:04.000 Like there's a clip of, like they're like, and they're kind of watching, and then they cut back to the parade, and it's the same clip.

01:14:12.000 And then they go back to Kim Jong Un.

01:14:13.000 It just, I don't know.

01:14:15.000 You're not buying it.

01:14:16.000 I think...

01:14:17.000 Well, here's what you have.

01:14:17.000 Before you go any further, let me just explain what stock footage is.

01:14:21.000 I think it's a distraction.

01:14:22.000 They use stock footage when they have stories on these guys, and they use it all the time.

01:14:25.000 Where they don't have footage of the guy currently, so they have a story about Kim Jong-un, they start talking about him, and then they show stock footage.

01:14:32.000 That stock footage could be him.

01:14:33.000 No, but this piece was North Korea releases video.

01:14:36.000 I understand.

01:14:37.000 That's what it was.

01:14:38.000 It was like, this is their video. 1.00

01:14:38.000 The motherfuckers are trained just to move like that, though. 1.00

01:14:42.000 Dude, I don't know. 1.00

01:14:43.000 You can't turn your head.

01:14:44.000 It's a communist dictatorship.

01:14:46.000 They have fake cities now.

01:14:47.000 Well, that's China. 0.72

01:14:48.000 China has more than...

01:14:49.000 And North Korea does, too. 0.83

01:14:51.000 Right off the border.

01:14:52.000 They have, like, to entice the people of the South to come to North Korea.

01:14:56.000 Well, they had probably a bunch of failed ideas.

01:14:59.000 I think North Korea really needs to be looked into.

01:15:02.000 You think it's fake?

01:15:03.000 We're about to go to war with them, son. 0.99

01:15:05.000 You think North Korea's fake?

01:15:06.000 I'm not saying it's fake.

01:15:07.000 I'm just saying that it's fake.

01:15:10.000 I'm just saying that Kim Jong-un could eat...

01:15:12.000 I think it's all him.

01:15:13.000 I think they're all buddies.

01:15:15.000 I think at the very top, the top of Russia, the top of the United States, the UK, they're just putting on a show, and he's designated villain when we need to distract people from this or that.

01:15:25.000 Kim Jong-un is testing missiles.

01:15:31.000 He's testing missiles.

01:15:33.000 He's gonna fire off one in China.

01:15:37.000 It's very possible that we've changed our foreign policy and that we're getting more aggressive with them and this is their response.

01:15:43.000 And that they also are very incompetent because they're terrified.

01:15:47.000 What they are essentially is a military dictatorship. 0.99

01:15:50.000 They're a terrified population and their science is shitty. 1.00

01:15:53.000 They don't have any fucking money. 1.00

01:15:54.000 But we're getting all this from the mainstream media. 1.00

01:15:56.000 It can't be the truth.

01:15:59.000 But we're getting this from everywhere.

01:16:00.000 You can't always assume that everything from the mainstream media is not true, because here's the deal.

01:16:04.000 If something does happen that's a real thing that happens, the mainstream media is always going to cover it.

01:16:09.000 But Eddie, stop and listen to me here.

01:16:11.000 Stop and listen to me here, because this is important.

01:16:13.000 Just because something is in the mainstream media, and I know you distrust the mainstream media, doesn't mean that it's not true.

01:16:18.000 Because you always have to realize that if something happens, say like Mount St. Helens blows, right?

01:16:23.000 Lava flowing down the street, a bunch of people die.

01:16:25.000 If that's a real natural disaster that we all know happens, Fox News is going to cover that, CNN CNN's gonna cover that.

01:16:30.000 Everybody's gonna cover that.

01:16:31.000 Not everything that they cover is fake.

01:16:33.000 So if North Korea does try to launch a missile and it does fail, everyone's gonna cover that.

01:16:40.000 So just because CNN has something on or Fox News has something on, it doesn't mean that it's fake.

01:16:44.000 Oh, for sure.

01:16:45.000 I'm totally with you.

01:16:46.000 I'm just saying, watch those videos.

01:16:49.000 Look into North Korea.

01:16:50.000 Who's the king of conspiracy theories?

01:16:53.000 Alex Jones?

01:16:53.000 Alex Jones.

01:16:54.000 Do you see him?

01:16:55.000 He's like, yo, I'm just playing a character, man.

01:16:57.000 Like, that ain't real.

01:16:59.000 His lawyer said that.

01:17:00.000 That's what I would say if I was his lawyer, too.

01:17:02.000 Me, too.

01:17:02.000 I would do it, too.

01:17:03.000 But even he was like, dude, I'm just saying some shit to get people going. 0.99

01:17:06.000 Mr. Jones belongs to a country club. 0.97

01:17:08.000 Mr. Jones is an outstanding citizen, and he is essentially just a really, really popular Phil Hendry.

01:17:14.000 He's an animated...

01:17:15.000 He was like, I'm just putting on a performance, man. 1.00

01:17:17.000 I don't believe that shit. 1.00

01:17:18.000 He's a performance artist. 1.00

01:17:19.000 He says, I don't believe that shit? 1.00

01:17:21.000 No. 1.00

01:17:21.000 He said it like that? 1.00

01:17:22.000 What did he say word for word?

01:17:23.000 Where'd you get your news?

01:17:24.000 There's a big difference.

01:17:25.000 He didn't say it.

01:17:26.000 I'm just playing a character. 1.00

01:17:28.000 I don't believe that shit. 1.00

01:17:30.000 That's what I heard. 1.00

01:17:30.000 You're working him up. 1.00

01:17:31.000 I see what you're doing.

01:17:32.000 He's working you up, man.

01:17:33.000 I'm just saying the savior of conspiracy theories was like, it's a performance.

01:17:36.000 I'm out.

01:17:37.000 I'm just saying have fun.

01:17:40.000 Do a little investigation.

01:17:40.000 He did apologize for Pizza Gate.

01:17:42.000 He did apologize.

01:17:43.000 Don't be...

01:17:45.000 He apologized for a pizza game.

01:17:47.000 He was like, that ain't real.

01:17:48.000 No, no, no.

01:17:48.000 They were suing him.

01:17:49.000 They were going after him.

01:17:50.000 So if you listen to him, he's reading a statement like, don't come after me.

01:17:54.000 They were going after him.

01:17:55.000 They're trying to shut him down.

01:17:56.000 That's what's going on.

01:17:57.000 He totally knows that. 1.00

01:17:59.000 Anyways, he's watching his ass. 1.00

01:18:02.000 They're coming after him. 0.99

01:18:02.000 Hashtag Tower 7. Anyways, anyways. 0.99

01:18:04.000 Tower 7. Tower.

01:18:09.000 I'm just saying, have fun.

01:18:11.000 Look into North Korea. 0.99

01:18:12.000 It's fucking hysterical, dude. 1.00

01:18:14.000 It's hysterical. 1.00

01:18:15.000 I think he's just playing a character.

01:18:19.000 But Eddie, there's like a Pentagon to test ability to shoot down North Korean missiles.

01:18:26.000 The video is the next video I played.

01:18:28.000 I think this is the one I found.

01:18:30.000 Oh, look at the girl! 1.00

01:18:31.000 Huh!

01:18:32.000 Huh!

01:18:33.000 Well, listen, man.

01:18:34.000 This is strange time.

01:18:36.000 The fact that...

01:18:36.000 Here's what's strange.

01:18:37.000 The fact that these people are actually doing this.

01:18:40.000 The fact that you can get people to goose step down the middle of the street and ride a tank and salute the king. 1.00

01:18:46.000 Like, this shit's all real. 1.00

01:18:47.000 They don't know any better. 1.00

01:18:48.000 Right, exactly.

01:18:49.000 Find a video where they worship him. 1.00

01:18:51.000 That's the greatest shit. 1.00

01:18:52.000 But listen, what we're looking at right here is actually happening. 1.00

01:18:57.000 This is not CGI. So this is either two levels of weird.

01:19:00.000 It's either one level of weird where you have this populace that's so entranced by the military dictatorship that they just act out every day of their lives like this and they can't help themselves.

01:19:13.000 Or... 1.00

01:19:14.000 Two, this is all bullshit. 1.00

01:19:16.000 And these are all actors. 1.00

01:19:17.000 So they've got five million actors waving Korean flags and waving to the king and whatever the fuck it is. 0.97

01:19:24.000 You've got people goose-stepping. 0.94

01:19:26.000 There's a lot of people there.

01:19:27.000 I don't know how many thousand that is, but there's a lot of people there.

01:19:30.000 They put on shows for people coming in.

01:19:31.000 You come in, they're going to put a show on for you.

01:19:34.000 Everywhere you go, they're putting on.

01:19:35.000 So there's actors everywhere already.

01:19:37.000 This is just a lot of them.

01:19:38.000 But they're already acting.

01:19:40.000 She deserves an Academy Award.

01:19:41.000 They're already acting.

01:19:42.000 These people goose-stepping and doing all those things.

01:19:44.000 Just the fact that they're able to do that.

01:19:46.000 Say if this is all fake.

01:19:47.000 Let's just go deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.

01:19:49.000 It's fishy.

01:19:50.000 Let's go deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.

01:19:52.000 What are the odds that you're going to get that many actors who don't even have top billing to stay in line?

01:19:57.000 What are the odds?

01:19:59.000 What are the odds that you're going to get them to perform like that and drive tanks and keep their mouths shut?

01:20:04.000 And this white boy's in on it, too?

01:20:06.000 Everyone's pitching in on it.

01:20:07.000 It's way more likely that these people are under the thumb of a military dictatorship.

01:20:12.000 Who kills a ton of people.

01:20:14.000 Right, because we've had a fuckload of military dictatorships in history, but what we haven't had is a country filled with actors.

01:20:20.000 And who's playing these actors? 0.99

01:20:22.000 Who's giving them that fucking pro-North Korea crazy mic? 1.00

01:20:25.000 Who's the goddamn teacher? 1.00

01:20:26.000 And how do they train all of them? 1.00

01:20:28.000 Where are they rehearsing?

01:20:29.000 Is it one big auditorium?

01:20:31.000 Is it one episode of Fame?

01:20:34.000 Look at them goose-stepping.

01:20:35.000 Dude, this is crazy.

01:20:36.000 Look how many people there. 1.00

01:20:37.000 Look how they turn their fucking tops over. 1.00

01:20:40.000 Whatever they're doing that changes it to the flat colors. 0.99

01:20:43.000 This looks like a New Year's Eve parade.

01:20:45.000 Look at these people, man.

01:20:46.000 They're all marching in tune.

01:20:48.000 Just the fact that they get anybody to do it.

01:20:50.000 Either one.

01:20:51.000 Look at these regular businessmen right there on the side.

01:20:55.000 There's a few people that are probably watching it. 0.99

01:20:57.000 Dude, I'm just saying it looks fucking fishy. 0.99

01:20:59.000 Propaganda is running rampant. 0.99

01:21:00.000 Propaganda with North Korea? 0.84

01:21:01.000 I'm just saying.

01:21:02.000 Let me ask you this, Mr. I'm just saying.

01:21:04.000 Let me ask you this, Mr. I'm just saying.

01:21:06.000 What is more likely? 0.98

01:21:07.000 Is it more likely that these people are fucking terrified and like many, many, many other civilizations in the past. 0.99

01:21:14.000 I've never seen a civilization like this ever. 0.98

01:21:16.000 You're right.

01:21:17.000 It's never existed.

01:21:18.000 But I'm sure it has in China.

01:21:20.000 I'm sure it has in ancient Japan.

01:21:23.000 I'm sure there's been people that- But we don't know that.

01:21:25.000 We don't know that. 1.00

01:21:26.000 We're talking about shit. 1.00

01:21:27.000 We know for sure. 1.00

01:21:27.000 We don't know that. 1.00

01:21:28.000 But we don't know they acted like this.

01:21:31.000 The Aztecs killed 80,000 people after they've built one of their pyramids.

01:21:36.000 I mean, they did it over a period of a couple days.

01:21:38.000 He's probably legit, but we've been lying to so much, I wouldn't doubt it.

01:21:43.000 But Eddie, what are you talking about?

01:21:43.000 Like, what's a lie?

01:21:44.000 All these people are actors, and they just live there.

01:21:46.000 They're all actors. 1.00

01:21:47.000 I don't know if they love this shit. 1.00

01:21:48.000 But think about how crazy that is. 1.00

01:21:50.000 Wouldn't it be more likely that these poor people are just brainwashed?

01:21:53.000 Because we know people get brainwashed. 0.67

01:21:56.000 Wouldn't it be more likely that this is like the craziest... 1.00

01:21:59.000 When you're taking into consideration all the lies that we've been told, the faked moon missions, all this shit. 0.99

01:22:06.000 Nothing. 0.98

01:22:06.000 I mean, this is nothing. 0.98

01:22:07.000 They put together a bunch of people and made a fucking parade. 0.99

01:22:10.000 They faked the moon mission six times. 1.00

01:22:13.000 And everybody believes that shit. 1.00

01:22:14.000 But there are real events that happen every day that are in the news, right? 1.00

01:22:18.000 This is just too convenient.

01:22:20.000 This is too much of a distraction.

01:22:22.000 My guess is we're not going to war with them.

01:22:24.000 That's my guess.

01:22:26.000 This would be one of the greatest productions in the history of the human race if this was fake.

01:22:30.000 Greater production than the moon landings?

01:22:33.000 This is bigger than anything.

01:22:34.000 Getting all these Korean people to dance around. 1.00

01:22:36.000 Dude, that's a couple thousand people!

01:22:38.000 Dude, no one's willing to do this.

01:22:39.000 So 3,000 people.

01:22:40.000 You don't think someone would snitch?

01:22:42.000 You don't think someone would snitch eventually?

01:22:45.000 These are not the same people that faked the moon missions.

01:22:47.000 It's legit.

01:22:48.000 Find the people that are worshipping him.

01:22:51.000 But don't say it's legit.

01:22:52.000 These people are these people that are stuck in North Korea.

01:22:55.000 People that have escaped have told horror stories.

01:22:58.000 It's like a giant cult.

01:23:00.000 It's horrible, man. 1.00

01:23:01.000 It's like this is a fucking, you know, 10 million cult of the moonies. 1.00

01:23:05.000 I'm not saying they're actors. 0.99

01:23:06.000 I'm just saying there's something fishy about the whole North Korea thing. 0.93

01:23:09.000 Of course it's fishy.

01:23:09.000 I'm not saying that they're actors.

01:23:10.000 It could be anything.

01:23:11.000 I'm just saying, I don't know.

01:23:12.000 I'm saying it smells fishy.

01:23:14.000 Something is not right about what they're telling us about North Korea.

01:23:17.000 I don't know.

01:23:18.000 They're just something off. 0.98

01:23:19.000 Here's the real thing that's most fucked up about North Korea, is that even if you freed them from this guy, They've been under the thumb of a communist dictatorship for so long, they wouldn't know what to do. 0.99

01:23:29.000 They're institutionalized. 0.99

01:23:30.000 Yes, they really are.

01:23:32.000 It's like a guy who's been in jail for too long. 1.00

01:23:34.000 They wouldn't know what to do, yeah, they'd get out and fucking... 1.00

01:23:34.000 Fucks people's heads up, man. 1.00

01:23:36.000 Do you know how many people would be so susceptible to some new form of dictatorship? 1.00

01:23:43.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

01:23:44.000 I mean, you literally have a whole country. 1.00

01:23:46.000 They always do that in these countries when they remove a dictator and then there's this power vacuum and a way more horrible person takes their place. 1.00

01:23:53.000 They're like, what the fuck, man? 0.99

01:23:55.000 Like, they got rid of Gaddafi and now it's just a crazy ISIS stronghold. 1.00

01:23:59.000 It's chaos.

01:24:00.000 Yeah, Libya, apparently, man, I don't know too much about it, but they were saying that it's a failed state.

01:24:04.000 Yeah, it's the Wild West.

01:24:06.000 With North Korea, though, he controls their media, TV, internet. 1.00

01:24:11.000 They can't log on to certain fucking sites. 0.99

01:24:14.000 Some don't get internet. 1.00

01:24:15.000 There's no iPhone. 0.99

01:24:17.000 You bring an iPhone, and they're like, God damn, you're from the future. 1.00

01:24:19.000 They still got flip phones and shit. 0.99

01:24:21.000 Yeah, they're living in a really weird country. 0.98

01:24:24.000 I think the globalists like it.

01:24:27.000 I think we need villains and they probably help him out and fund him.

01:24:31.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:24:32.000 They like the shit he's doing. 1.00

01:24:34.000 They need a distraction. 1.00

01:24:35.000 Anything happens, boom!

01:24:37.000 Testing missiles.

01:24:38.000 Boom.

01:24:38.000 For two weeks, we're going to be all over North Korea.

01:24:40.000 A couple months, and then it's going to be gone.

01:24:42.000 Watch.

01:24:42.000 This is like the new Ebola.

01:24:44.000 Remember, there was Ebola, Ebola.

01:24:46.000 Distraction, distraction.

01:24:47.000 North Korea is perfect to distract. 1.00

01:24:49.000 That's what I think. 0.99

01:24:51.000 He's killing hundreds of thousands of people.

01:24:51.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:24:52.000 You think Ebola was a distraction? 0.99

01:24:54.000 You don't think Ebola was a bunch of really smart doctors stopping some shit before it got horrible because you got a hemorrhagic virus escaping from Africa? 0.99

01:25:03.000 People really got it. 0.99

01:25:06.000 People really got it. 0.87

01:25:07.000 Just because a bunch of shit happens at the same time doesn't mean that one of those things that happens was a design to make sure you don't pay attention to the other thing. 1.00

01:25:14.000 Just because they dropped that mother of all bombs in Afghanistan, did you see that shit? 1.00

01:25:18.000 Killed like three people. 1.00

01:25:19.000 Killed 90. 90?

01:25:21.000 Yeah, it's kind of crazy. 1.00

01:25:21.000 Did you see the size of that fucking thing? 1.00

01:25:23.000 It only killed 90? 1.00

01:25:24.000 It had to go through the ground.

01:25:27.000 Okay, so what are they saying?

01:25:29.000 What's the story?

01:25:30.000 They launched the what?

01:25:30.000 It's the biggest bomb ever created.

01:25:32.000 Do you know what the mother of all bombs?

01:25:33.000 It's the heaviest, most powerful bomb ever.

01:25:36.000 It's crazy when you watch the footage.

01:25:37.000 There's a picture.

01:25:37.000 Have you seen it, Jamie?

01:25:38.000 The blast radius is a mile.

01:25:39.000 It looks like you're dropping a straight spaceship.

01:25:42.000 Yeah.

01:25:42.000 And it killed, at first they're like, it killed 40 people.

01:25:45.000 Goddamn! 1.00

01:25:45.000 Send one of our crazy mass shooters. 1.00

01:25:47.000 They'll do work. 0.99

01:25:48.000 Did you say 40?

01:25:48.000 We meant 90. Well, I meant 90. Look at this fucking...

01:25:51.000 Yeah, they gotta drop it. 1.00

01:25:53.000 Does it have a parachute?

01:25:55.000 Does it have propellers on it, son?

01:25:58.000 I mean, it hit and apparently devastated this tunnel system that they were having a hard time getting to because they said that ISIS has this stronghold out there. 0.99

01:26:07.000 Look at that fucking beast. 0.99

01:26:09.000 21,000 pounds. 1.00

01:26:09.000 Do you think there's a video of that from the Afghanistan hit? 1.00

01:26:12.000 Yeah, there is.

01:26:13.000 Yeah, there's a video from the helicopter.

01:26:15.000 It's like the military video.

01:26:17.000 I was expecting a little more out of it, to be honest with you.

01:26:19.000 Yeah, it's hard to tell what's going on because it's black and white. 0.99

01:26:22.000 Why'd they paint that bitch Charger orange? 1.00

01:26:25.000 That bitch, no, came from America. 1.00

01:26:27.000 Why'd they put fucking white racing stripes on his top? 1.00

01:26:31.000 It is a crazy little machine. 1.00

01:26:33.000 That's a big-ass bomb. 1.00

01:26:34.000 You're not buying that shit, Eddie? 1.00

01:26:36.000 It only killed 90 people. 1.00

01:26:37.000 It looks like an explosion.

01:26:38.000 It looks like an explosion.

01:26:39.000 That's a bomb.

01:26:40.000 That's what bombs do.

01:26:41.000 That's what bombs do, though.

01:26:43.000 But that's all it is.

01:26:43.000 A bomb went off.

01:26:44.000 That's what we saw.

01:26:45.000 No, it's the biggest bomb that ever has been dropped in war outside of a nuclear bomb.

01:26:50.000 All right.

01:26:51.000 Well, you don't believe that?

01:26:52.000 Non-nuclear bombs. 1.00

01:26:53.000 I don't believe shit. 0.99

01:26:54.000 But why do you automatically assume that? 1.00

01:26:56.000 I'm crazy. 0.57

01:26:57.000 This is how crazy I am.

01:26:59.000 Tell me.

01:26:59.000 I watch this and I think this is...

01:27:01.000 I'm trying to figure out what's the angle.

01:27:03.000 Why are they showing us this?

01:27:05.000 That's what I'm thinking.

01:27:06.000 That's how crazy I am. 1.00

01:27:07.000 I'm fucking so deep down. 1.00

01:27:09.000 You don't believe anything. 1.00

01:27:10.000 When it comes to military shit that's blasted on the History Channel or CNN, I'm automatically, what's their angle? 0.99

01:27:19.000 I don't buy it. 0.99

01:27:20.000 Okay, let me ask you this.

01:27:20.000 You need to have a conversation with Tim Kennedy.

01:27:22.000 You need to talk to Tim Kennedy.

01:27:23.000 Dinosaurs.

01:27:24.000 I'm crazy.

01:27:25.000 Dinosaurs, real or not? 1.00

01:27:26.000 I don't trust that shit. 1.00

01:27:27.000 You don't trust T-Rex? 1.00

01:27:30.000 I love that Triceratops because everybody loves when the Triceratops fights the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

01:27:35.000 Everybody's rooting for the Triceratops. 0.99

01:27:37.000 If you're rooting for the Tyrannosaurus Rex in that epic battle, you're a douchebag. 0.97

01:27:41.000 Right, you're right. 0.97

01:27:42.000 So you dig those.

01:27:43.000 What about the woolly mammoth?

01:27:47.000 I would say yes.

01:27:49.000 We have one. 1.00

01:27:51.000 It's a fucking elephant. 1.00

01:27:52.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:27:53.000 It's a fucking elephant. 1.00

01:27:54.000 You know what a Tyrannosaurus Rex is? 1.00

01:27:56.000 They have a new one where they're going to bring it back.

01:27:59.000 Tyrannosaurus Rex is a giant kangaroo.

01:28:01.000 That's what it is.

01:28:02.000 That's my guess.

01:28:04.000 Look at it!

01:28:05.000 It looks exactly the same.

01:28:06.000 It's got a tail that hops around on two legs. 1.00

01:28:09.000 That's a fucking... 1.00

01:28:10.000 They found a giant kangaroo and when they figured it out they go, dude, it's a kangaroo. 1.00

01:28:13.000 They're like, shut the fuck up. 0.99

01:28:15.000 Well, listen, if it was a giant kangaroo, it would be just as impressive. 1.00

01:28:19.000 You got a fucking hundred foot tall kangaroo? 0.99

01:28:21.000 Can you imagine? 1.00

01:28:23.000 That's terrifying!

01:28:23.000 How about that one jack kangaroo?

01:28:24.000 You see that one jack kangaroo that lives in a park somewhere?

01:28:26.000 Dude, he's j-j-j-jacked!

01:28:28.000 He's on that acai.

01:28:29.000 He's like the Kevin Randleman of kangaroos.

01:28:31.000 You ever seen this kangaroo?

01:28:32.000 Yes, I have. 1.00

01:28:33.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:28:34.000 You saw that guy who fought the kangaroo? 1.00

01:28:36.000 Yeah, the guy's an asshole. 1.00

01:28:37.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:28:38.000 But here's my thing. 1.00

01:28:38.000 If a kangaroo was 100 feet tall, it'd be just as impressive as a lizard 100 feet tall. 1.00

01:28:42.000 It's all crazy.

01:28:43.000 And what about triceratops? 0.98

01:28:45.000 Doesn't it fucking look like just a different kind of rhinoceros? 0.98

01:28:48.000 Like a giant rhinoceros? 0.98

01:28:48.000 Well, Eddie, it is. 0.98

01:28:49.000 It is.

01:28:50.000 Look at him. 1.00

01:28:51.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:28:52.000 Why is he like that Diaz body? 1.00

01:28:54.000 Why is he like this? 1.00

01:28:56.000 209, bitch! 1.00

01:28:57.000 209, bitch! 1.00

01:28:58.000 I'm not surprised, motherfuckers. 1.00

01:29:00.000 He's so jacked. 1.00

01:29:00.000 Look at him. 1.00

01:29:01.000 I bet that kangaroo would fuck us up. 1.00

01:29:04.000 Oh my god! 1.00

01:29:06.000 That's Vitor Bell for TRT glory days.

01:29:08.000 Look at that vein on his bicep.

01:29:11.000 That's like Mark Coleman in 95. That's a tank.

01:29:15.000 What a tank he is.

01:29:15.000 Do you think the three of us could beat him up?

01:29:17.000 No, man.

01:29:17.000 We're gonna run.

01:29:18.000 We're gonna get that samurai sword sticking in his asshole. 1.00

01:29:21.000 We're gonna destroy that fucking thing. 1.00

01:29:23.000 The three of us could fuck him up. 1.00

01:29:24.000 That's a scary animal. 1.00

01:29:25.000 It's a big fucking scary animal. 1.00

01:29:27.000 They kick you, you're fucked. 1.00

01:29:28.000 Yeah, they can get like seven feet tall. 1.00

01:29:30.000 They're fucking huge. 0.99

01:29:31.000 Is that real? 0.99

01:29:32.000 Yeah, there's certain ones that are...

01:29:33.000 That's a real kangaroo, dude.

01:29:34.000 Why are they so jacked?

01:29:35.000 Well, they're really...

01:29:36.000 There's two different kinds.

01:29:37.000 There's red kangaroos and gray kangaroos.

01:29:39.000 I don't remember which one's the big one.

01:29:41.000 I think it's a red kangaroo.

01:29:42.000 The red sounds way more gnarly.

01:29:43.000 Say, what's the largest...

01:29:45.000 Google, what's the largest kangaroo, young Jamie?

01:29:47.000 I think it's a...

01:29:48.000 I think it's a red one.

01:29:49.000 200-pound ripped kangaroo crushes me.

01:29:51.000 Good lord!

01:29:52.000 Good lord!

01:29:53.000 Good lord!

01:29:54.000 Is that a video?

01:29:55.000 So, Eddie, you don't think that T-Rexes are real?

01:29:59.000 When you look into when dinosaur bones were first discovered...

01:30:05.000 I want a meme that says, when you look into...

01:30:07.000 When you look into the timeline, it wasn't just like, oh, all dinosaurs were discovered.

01:30:11.000 There was a timeline. 0.96

01:30:13.000 There was a lot of fraudulent shit that was dudes saying, hey, look what I found. 1.00

01:30:17.000 They're going, bitch, that's just a whale bone. 1.00

01:30:19.000 They're like, fuck. 1.00

01:30:19.000 They were getting paid. 1.00

01:30:20.000 There was a lot of fraud going on in the 1800s when they were discovering dinosaurs.

01:30:25.000 But what about the layers of earth?

01:30:27.000 What was that?

01:30:27.000 What about the way the earth is, like the layers, and you can tell certain time periods from the layers of layers.

01:30:33.000 The stratus. 0.85

01:30:34.000 Well, if you're talking about carbon dating, there's a lot of science that goes back and forth, like it ain't shit, or it's real, or it's not legit. 0.51

01:30:40.000 No, it's pretty much universally acknowledged that carbon dating is effective.

01:30:44.000 Okay, well not the stuff that I'm looking into.

01:30:47.000 I don't know.

01:30:48.000 I'm looking on YouTube now. 0.99

01:30:50.000 Remember, I'm getting all my shit from YouTube. 0.93

01:30:52.000 So don't take my word for it. 0.94

01:30:54.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:30:55.000 I think you chase your tail with this shit. 1.00

01:30:57.000 I'm crazy. 1.00

01:30:57.000 You chase your tail with this shit, man. 1.00

01:30:59.000 No, I'm not. 1.00

01:30:59.000 I'm having fun. 1.00

01:31:00.000 It's entertaining.

01:31:01.000 Do you really love it?

01:31:02.000 He loves it.

01:31:03.000 Figuring out how we're being bullshitted is very...

01:31:05.000 But that's the thing.

01:31:05.000 I'm obsessed with it.

01:31:06.000 How are they bullshitting us? 1.00

01:31:07.000 I love that shit. 1.00

01:31:08.000 See, I like that. 1.00

01:31:09.000 I like that Eddie's like this.

01:31:10.000 I think you need people like this.

01:31:12.000 Yes.

01:31:12.000 Like, he loves it.

01:31:13.000 Like, he loves it.

01:31:14.000 I think...

01:31:14.000 This is how crazy I am.

01:31:15.000 I think we're being lied to about fucking everything. 1.00

01:31:19.000 Your kid's gonna grow up just super skeptical. 1.00

01:31:21.000 Yeah.

01:31:22.000 I'm already telling him don't trust anything you see on TV. No.

01:31:27.000 We don't let him watch TV. Why do you let him watch TV? We let him watch a little cartoons here and there.

01:31:32.000 Spongebob's corrupt as fuck. 1.00

01:31:34.000 I'm gonna raise him not trusting TV. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. 1.00

01:31:40.000 You can't say nobody would ever disagree with that. 0.99

01:31:45.000 The TV is not good for kids.

01:31:47.000 It's not good for kids.

01:31:49.000 Why don't you have a show on the Alex Jones channel?

01:31:51.000 What has happened?

01:31:52.000 I agree. 1.00

01:31:52.000 You went there, fucked. 1.00

01:31:53.000 I went a total retard on him. 1.00

01:31:55.000 I went full flat earth on him. 0.94

01:31:58.000 Even he doesn't believe in Flat Earth.

01:32:01.000 No, no, no, no.

01:32:02.000 Most conspiracy theorists do not... 0.96

01:32:07.000 They think Flat Earth is the most retarded thing ever. 1.00

01:32:10.000 Which is correct. 1.00

01:32:12.000 When Joe first brought it up about a year, year and a half ago, he said, dude, he was trying to basically say how stupid people are. 0.99

01:32:19.000 He said, do you know people still believe the Earth is flat and the sun is 3,000 miles away? 1.00

01:32:23.000 And I remember sitting there thinking, shit, what are they on? 0.99

01:32:25.000 Amish or something? 1.00

01:32:26.000 Like, how dumb do you have to be to think the world is flat? 1.00

01:32:30.000 I have YouTube videos later. 1.00

01:32:31.000 How dumb? 0.99

01:32:31.000 No, no, no. 0.99

01:32:32.000 And then you brought it up again.

01:32:35.000 And then you brought it up again.

01:32:36.000 You brought it up again, like maybe six months later. 0.99

01:32:39.000 And I said on your podcast, I said, that is so dumb. 0.98

01:32:44.000 That's got to be some kind of CIA psyop. 0.99

01:32:46.000 It's got to be some kind of destruction. 0.99

01:32:48.000 Where the fuck did you take a weird last turn? 0.98

01:32:49.000 And then I was in class, and we were talking about conspiracy theories, and my buddy Manny, full-blown conspiracy theory. 0.99

01:32:54.000 Jiu-jitsu class.

01:32:55.000 He goes, do you ever, do you ever, my jiu-jitsu class.

01:32:58.000 He goes, we're talking about my YouTube class.

01:33:00.000 I thought it was a conspiracy class.

01:33:01.000 I was like, God, you go to school?

01:33:02.000 He teaches.

01:33:03.000 I teach.

01:33:04.000 No, I know that.

01:33:04.000 I thought he meant like a straight class.

01:33:06.000 I teach people how to kill Brendan. 0.91

01:33:08.000 I'm very weird, brother. 0.99

01:33:10.000 There you go.

01:33:10.000 So Manny turns to me and goes, dude, you ever look into Flat Earth?

01:33:13.000 This was like eight months ago or something.

01:33:15.000 And I said, right when he said that...

01:33:17.000 You should say, Manny, you ever look into astronomy?

01:33:19.000 Yeah, right when he said that...

01:33:21.000 Manny, did you miss fourth grade?

01:33:22.000 Right when he said that... 0.76

01:33:23.000 Manny, anybody drop you on your head?

01:33:25.000 Manny, what are you smoking? 0.94

01:33:26.000 I can't believe anything that ever comes out of his mouth again.

01:33:30.000 That's what I thought.

01:33:31.000 I'm like, Jesus. 1.00

01:33:32.000 And I'm like, Manny, please don't ever bring that shit up again. 1.00

01:33:36.000 You keep that shit, dude. 1.00

01:33:37.000 Cut to. 1.00

01:33:37.000 Dude, that's a CIA sidlock. 1.00

01:33:41.000 I'm telling you the story.

01:33:43.000 And then Ernest comes up to me and he goes, Hey man, you ever look into Flat Earth? 0.99

01:33:47.000 I said, dude, Jesus goddamn Christ. 0.96

01:33:50.000 And he goes, Hey man, I got a master's in engineering. 0.99

01:33:53.000 Look into it.

01:33:54.000 And I just wanted to go.

01:33:56.000 I just went home and I was just going to get him up. 0.99

01:33:57.000 How about looking at what fucking school that was so we can tell people? 0.98

01:34:01.000 Phoenix online. 1.00

01:34:03.000 That's the same shit. 1.00

01:34:04.000 I'm so crazy. 1.00

01:34:06.000 I so don't believe anything.

01:34:08.000 You want something else to do.

01:34:09.000 Yeah, I tried to debunk it.

01:34:12.000 I was trying to debunk it.

01:34:13.000 I was Mr. Debunker. 0.99

01:34:15.000 There's a fucking Japanese satellite that takes a photo from 22,000 miles out every 10 minutes. 0.99

01:34:19.000 Those are the worst pictures ever. 1.00

01:34:20.000 Come on, those Japanese. 1.00

01:34:21.000 It doesn't show that it's flat, though.

01:34:23.000 Even if the You know, Jamie, put up those pictures.

01:34:26.000 It's not the worst pictures.

01:34:27.000 Put up those Japanese pictures.

01:34:28.000 It's from 22,000 miles away.

01:34:33.000 I can't believe you believe those pictures.

01:34:34.000 Do you remember when you had a flip phone? 1.00

01:34:36.000 You remember when you had a flip phone, dude, and the front-facing cameras were always dog shit? 1.00

01:34:40.000 Always. 0.99

01:34:41.000 You know, on the back-facing one, it was pretty legit.

01:34:44.000 Yeah, that's how it works, man.

01:34:45.000 22,000 miles away, it's hard to take a good iPhone 7. Fake pictures.

01:34:49.000 Have you ever seen a picture of a flat, though?

01:34:51.000 No, I didn't say that.

01:34:52.000 I didn't say that.

01:34:53.000 The crazy thing.

01:34:54.000 I'm not saying it's flat. 0.99

01:34:55.000 I'm just saying, damn, when you look into it, I'm saying we don't know what the fuck wrong. 0.99

01:34:58.000 But wait a minute, Eddie. 0.99

01:34:59.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:35:00.000 We don't know what wrong.

01:35:01.000 This Japanese satellite.

01:35:01.000 Look into it.

01:35:02.000 Hold on, Eddie.

01:35:03.000 This Japanese satellite that all these hundreds of scientists worked on for like a decade.

01:35:08.000 They fake moon landing.

01:35:09.000 They shoot it out into the space.

01:35:10.000 They fake the moon landing.

01:35:11.000 They take a picture every ten minutes and you can download it from the websites.

01:35:15.000 CGI composites.

01:35:16.000 So constantly making CGI in some sort of a computer bank somewhere.

01:35:21.000 Like they do it in NASA. NASA, that's what they do.

01:35:23.000 Why do you think, if they have the technology to make CGI that looks that good, why don't they have the technology to shoot a camera into space?

01:35:31.000 Where's the pictures from NASA? How come they don't have any?

01:35:33.000 They don't have that space kind of...

01:35:35.000 Oh, they don't have the technology?

01:35:36.000 No, they just never did it.

01:35:37.000 They also don't get it. 0.93

01:35:38.000 What the fuck about proving it's round? 0.97

01:35:39.000 These Japanese pictures, I've seen them. 0.96

01:35:41.000 Put them up.

01:35:41.000 They don't have that kind of space satellite.

01:35:43.000 Show me a real picture.

01:35:44.000 Listen, NASA does not have one of those satellites.

01:35:47.000 Fake.

01:35:47.000 Why do you think that's fake?

01:35:48.000 That's fake as fuck! 1.00

01:35:50.000 Why does it look fake as fuck? 1.00

01:35:51.000 It looks like something you'd see in a movie. 0.99

01:35:53.000 That's because when they do it in a movie, they try to make it look like this, which is what looks real. 1.00

01:35:57.000 If that's real to you, man, shit. 0.99

01:35:58.000 You don't think it's real? 1.00

01:35:59.000 They faked six moon landings.

01:36:01.000 Eddie, Eddie, stop saying that because it's irrelevant.

01:36:03.000 We're not talking about the same people.

01:36:04.000 It looks fake to me.

01:36:04.000 Eddie, that's 1969. We're talking about 2017. Hello.

01:36:07.000 So you think there's some gigantic conspiracy involving the Japanese government where they put up a fake picture of the earth from 22,000 miles up every 10 minutes.

01:36:16.000 High resolution, downloadable photo.

01:36:19.000 Why wouldn't it be real?

01:36:21.000 Isn't it just as likely that the Japanese actually did launch that thing into space?

01:36:25.000 Why would it be fake?

01:36:27.000 Propaganda, man.

01:36:28.000 Why would they care that it's not flat?

01:36:29.000 Is there a photo of this flat earth?

01:36:32.000 No, like I just said again, there's no photo of the flat Earth from space.

01:36:39.000 There's no photo of the round Earth from space.

01:36:42.000 That's not true.

01:36:44.000 It's all fake.

01:36:44.000 Why do you say they're fake, though?

01:36:45.000 They look fake.

01:36:47.000 They look CGI. But you're not an expert in imagery.

01:36:50.000 Looks fake to me.

01:36:51.000 When I watch Avatar, I don't need to be an expert to know it's fake.

01:36:55.000 When I watch Avatar, I'm not an expert.

01:36:57.000 It's fake.

01:36:57.000 Avatar's at the movies.

01:36:59.000 When you watch some ridiculous kung fu video, being a martial arts expert, if you were sitting next to someone who told you that their sensei can't compete in the UFC because they're too deadly, wouldn't you get pissed off? 0.58

01:37:09.000 Because you're an actual martial arts expert. 0.85

01:37:11.000 That's just like you, with no science background whatsoever, talking about these photos.

01:37:17.000 I'm crazy. 0.91

01:37:18.000 But why think like that? 0.71

01:37:19.000 I'm crazy.

01:37:20.000 But why indulge that? 0.57

01:37:21.000 I'm crazy.

01:37:21.000 But why not indulge the full realm of possibilities and not cling to the conspiracy every single time?

01:37:28.000 No, no.

01:37:29.000 NASA can't get pictures. 0.84

01:37:31.000 They've been doing CGI composites this whole time.

01:37:34.000 But please answer my question.

01:37:34.000 Forget about stating what NASA does.

01:37:36.000 Please answer my question.

01:37:37.000 Why do you always go towards the conspiracy?

01:37:40.000 Why do you never consider the possibility that maybe...

01:37:42.000 Too many lies.

01:37:43.000 But Eddie, they're not the same people.

01:37:44.000 It's all the same.

01:37:45.000 So everybody's lying?

01:37:46.000 It's a global thing, yes.

01:37:47.000 All the European space agencies lying.

01:37:49.000 They're all in on it.

01:37:50.000 It's a global thing.

01:37:51.000 So what do you think's going on up there?

01:37:52.000 I think all governments, most of them, the globalists, they're all working together to control their people.

01:37:59.000 What's the advantage though, Eddie, if the Earth isn't round?

01:38:01.000 I told you, I'm crazy.

01:38:03.000 I'm crazy.

01:38:03.000 I know, but what's the advantage that it's not round?

01:38:07.000 They control you, bro, with the ice wall. 1.00

01:38:09.000 They just wanna fuck with us? 1.00

01:38:10.000 Keep you on a... 1.00

01:38:11.000 I don't know, man.

01:38:12.000 I don't know what it is.

01:38:13.000 Doesn't make sense.

01:38:14.000 Why would they just control people?

01:38:16.000 You gotta find out and find the sense.

01:38:17.000 You could find the sense.

01:38:18.000 It's really easy.

01:38:19.000 You put them on a ball because, again, I'm crazy.

01:38:22.000 You put them on a ball.

01:38:23.000 My guess is you're on a ball.

01:38:24.000 You're nowhere.

01:38:25.000 Don't try to go anywhere.

01:38:26.000 Just stay there and work.

01:38:28.000 Oh, hell no.

01:38:29.000 Stay there anymore.

01:38:29.000 You saw the Truman Show.

01:38:30.000 You watched the Truman Show a little too much.

01:38:33.000 So they sat down and said, you know what?

01:38:34.000 We've got to release some fake math that shows that you can demonstrate that the Earth is round.

01:38:38.000 Dude, there's no pictures of the Earth from space, man.

01:38:41.000 What is that?

01:38:41.000 We just looked at one, Eddie.

01:38:42.000 Stop saying that.

01:38:43.000 It was fake.

01:38:43.000 You don't know that it's fake.

01:38:44.000 Okay.

01:38:45.000 But you're saying, look, it's a real problem when you say something.

01:38:48.000 I'm crazy.

01:38:48.000 But don't say that.

01:38:49.000 I am.

01:38:49.000 Just stop.

01:38:50.000 Just stop and think.

01:38:51.000 Because you're communicating to millions of people.

01:38:54.000 Exactly.

01:38:54.000 And you're saying something that doesn't make any sense.

01:38:55.000 It does make sense.

01:38:56.000 But you don't know anything about imagery.

01:38:58.000 You don't know anything about...

01:39:00.000 I don't.

01:39:00.000 You don't know anything about that.

01:39:01.000 It looks fake to me.

01:39:02.000 You don't have a bad nose. 0.98

01:39:03.000 That's a fake-ass picture. 0.91

01:39:04.000 But you don't have...

01:39:04.000 Come on, Eddie.

01:39:05.000 You're just looking at it with the naked eye.

01:39:06.000 It looks real to everybody else in this room.

01:39:08.000 Okay.

01:39:09.000 You're coming at it with a confirmation bias. 0.66

01:39:11.000 Crazy, right? 0.98

01:39:12.000 No, I don't think it makes you crazy.

01:39:13.000 I'm just having fun with it.

01:39:14.000 But you have this direct inclination to always go towards a conspiracy.

01:39:19.000 It doesn't have to piss anybody off.

01:39:22.000 It's a disservice towards your opinion.

01:39:23.000 That's what you think?

01:39:24.000 Cool.

01:39:25.000 You're getting angry about it.

01:39:26.000 No, I'm not getting angry at all.

01:39:27.000 We're just being stoners here.

01:39:29.000 We're being stoners. 1.00

01:39:30.000 I'm like, I don't believe that shit. 1.00

01:39:31.000 I'm not raising my voice. 1.00

01:39:32.000 What I'm trying to do is corner your ideas.

01:39:34.000 I'm trying to corner your ideas.

01:39:35.000 Because you're saying these things to...

01:39:36.000 You're very influential.

01:39:38.000 You're saying these things to millions of people, but I don't think you're thinking correctly.

01:39:42.000 I'm telling, I know.

01:39:43.000 That's why I've stated many times. 1.00

01:39:44.000 That you're crazy. 1.00

01:39:45.000 I'm losing my mind. 1.00

01:39:46.000 When do you think you started losing it?

01:39:50.000 I think I was, you know, as soon as I found out when I was 11 that everybody wasn't Catholic, that's when I started losing my mind.

01:39:57.000 I'm like, wait a minute.

01:39:58.000 I'm like, everybody's not Catholic?

01:40:00.000 I thought everybody was Catholic.

01:40:01.000 There's other religions? 0.99

01:40:01.000 Then how do we know we're right? 0.99

01:40:03.000 There's a bunch, what's a Jew? 1.00

01:40:04.000 Oh shit, there's more Jews than Catholics. 1.00

01:40:07.000 How do we know we have the right religion? 1.00

01:40:08.000 I'm like, okay.

01:40:09.000 You started questioning it.

01:40:10.000 Yes, that's when I started going crazy.

01:40:12.000 That's so funny. 0.61

01:40:13.000 People that question authority are usually looked at as crazy.

01:40:17.000 Conspiracy theorists.

01:40:18.000 The CIA coined the term conspiracy theorists.

01:40:22.000 You're a smart dude.

01:40:22.000 You're not crazy.

01:40:23.000 There's a problem in the way you approach these things, because you approach them all knowing, before you even start, that they're a conspiracy.

01:40:30.000 I'm telling you what I think.

01:40:31.000 So that's confirmation bias.

01:40:32.000 I'm telling you, hey, dude, when you lie so much, you've got to prove it to me. 0.98

01:40:34.000 You lie so goddamn much, I'm never going to be saying the things that a defense attorney would say. 0.98

01:40:40.000 But you don't have to. 0.99

01:40:40.000 I'm saying the things that the prosecuting attorney would say. 0.99

01:40:43.000 You say that all the time.

01:40:43.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:40:44.000 But it's not a good analogy because it's court.

01:40:46.000 That's exactly how I look at it.

01:40:47.000 And courts filled with lies.

01:40:48.000 And you're allowed to manipulate the words.

01:40:58.000 It's not the government.

01:41:00.000 It's not the government.

01:41:04.000 It's all government scientists.

01:41:05.000 You think scientists?

01:41:06.000 You think there's these independent scientists coming?

01:41:08.000 It's all government scientists.

01:41:09.000 But why would you think?

01:41:11.000 Why would you think?

01:41:12.000 You don't think the globalists Haven't controlled science and information since day one?

01:41:20.000 You think this is like a new thing?

01:41:21.000 Their name, the globalists.

01:41:23.000 If they were the flattest, they would be like, yeah, it's flat. 1.00

01:41:26.000 But they're like, no, fuck these guys. 1.00

01:41:27.000 We're globalists. 1.00

01:41:28.000 No, no, the globalists is what Alex calls people.

01:41:30.000 I feel like Eddie could flip me if we just spent like a day together.

01:41:33.000 I think you're just trying to make fun.

01:41:35.000 Hey, I'm just having fun, man.

01:41:37.000 I like finding out.

01:41:38.000 I don't think Eddie's crazy, though. 1.00

01:41:39.000 I don't trust shit coming from the government. 0.99

01:41:41.000 Does that make me crazy? 1.00

01:41:42.000 Yes.

01:41:43.000 He's got a little too deep, but he's not crazy.

01:41:44.000 The problem is this idea of the government.

01:41:47.000 The government consists of a bunch of individuals with a hundred different agencies.

01:41:51.000 Eddie, do you know they have infighting?

01:41:53.000 Do you know the CIA and the FBI go after each other?

01:41:56.000 Of course they do.

01:41:57.000 One government. 1.00

01:41:58.000 There's a lot of personal shit going on in between. 1.00

01:41:59.000 Of course they do. 1.00

01:42:00.000 But it's not just personal shit. 0.99

01:42:01.000 There's a bunch of different factions that you call the government. 0.99

01:42:04.000 I agree.

01:42:05.000 And the idea that it's all like the government can't be trusted.

01:42:08.000 I just say that because I'm not going to...

01:42:10.000 I mean, you want me to pick out some agencies?

01:42:11.000 Yeah, NASA. I could pick out some...

01:42:12.000 But just in general, in general, it's...

01:42:17.000 History, science, education, energy, everything has always been controlled by the government since day one.

01:42:26.000 Radio has been used as propaganda since the day it was invented. 0.98

01:42:30.000 You think some independent dude just invented radio and then he started broadcasting his favorite music and shit and what his thoughts were? 0.99

01:42:38.000 No. 0.99

01:42:39.000 It was the government from day one in radio.

01:42:41.000 It was the government in all countries from day one in TV. In the movies, it was all radio, TV, and the movies have always been about propaganda.

01:42:53.000 Always in every country.

01:42:54.000 It's nothing new.

01:42:55.000 It's old school gangsters.

01:42:58.000 Our country is the most gangsters.

01:43:00.000 What does this have to do with the world being flat?

01:43:02.000 No, no, this is how gangster our government is.

01:43:06.000 There was a war on drugs.

01:43:08.000 We started a war on drugs.

01:43:09.000 Turns out we're bringing it in.

01:43:11.000 Then there's a war on terrorism.

01:43:13.000 Turns out we created Al-Qaeda. 0.97

01:43:16.000 You understand why I'm crazy? 1.00

01:43:18.000 I'm crazy because of that shit. 1.00

01:43:19.000 I'm like, you could believe that shit. 1.00

01:43:21.000 You want to believe that shit? 1.00

01:43:23.000 Good luck, but I ain't. 1.00

01:43:24.000 You just apply this to everything.

01:43:26.000 Basically anything comes from the government.

01:43:30.000 Dinosaurs don't come from the government.

01:43:32.000 There's so much fraud when you look into it.

01:43:34.000 Astronomy doesn't come from the government.

01:43:35.000 It comes from scientists.

01:43:36.000 Look into it.

01:43:36.000 Look into it, man.

01:43:37.000 But Eddie, I have looked into it.

01:43:38.000 Dinosaurs are for kids.

01:43:39.000 Look, you could go over these different sections of the earth.

01:43:44.000 That looks so fake.

01:43:44.000 Yeah, well you can look at the next one that comes ten minutes later and maybe you won't think that one's fake.

01:43:48.000 Oh wow, that one's kind of real.

01:43:49.000 It looks all fake.

01:43:50.000 It doesn't look fake. 0.99

01:43:51.000 To me, it looks like what the fucking Earth probably looks like when you're 22,000 miles away. 0.99

01:43:55.000 To you, it does. 0.99

01:43:56.000 Not to me.

01:43:56.000 This is NASA's, by the way.

01:43:58.000 It's no big deal.

01:43:58.000 Can we agree to disagree?

01:44:00.000 Yeah, but why think that it does? 1.00

01:44:03.000 Because I don't trust shit. 0.99

01:44:04.000 Why think that the government does make these fake pictures of the Earth? 1.00

01:44:10.000 Don't you think that would be like a risky thing?

01:44:11.000 We could speculate.

01:44:12.000 You want to speculate?

01:44:12.000 I mean, I could speculate.

01:44:13.000 I want to hear you speculating.

01:44:14.000 It's easier to control people when they're on a ball.

01:44:17.000 I've been trying to tell people that forever.

01:44:19.000 I don't know.

01:44:19.000 Like, we've got to live on a ball.

01:44:21.000 I told that to my wife.

01:44:21.000 It would be easy to get the kids to listen if we just lived on a ball.

01:44:24.000 Fuck this house bullshit. 1.00

01:44:26.000 I don't know what to believe. 1.00

01:44:28.000 I don't know what to believe.

01:44:29.000 That doesn't even make any sense.

01:44:30.000 Why would it be easier to get people to listen if they're on a ball rather than if they're on a plate?

01:44:35.000 Because if there's more land, people are going to want to work. 0.99

01:44:37.000 There's actually more land shit. 0.99

01:44:39.000 What do you mean, it's more land? 0.99

01:44:41.000 Who knows?

01:44:42.000 If you...

01:44:43.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:44:45.000 What are you talking about?

01:44:46.000 I don't understand what you're talking about.

01:44:48.000 Like, more land.

01:44:48.000 You're saying, if the world is flat and the flat Earth model is true, what's the point of it?

01:44:54.000 What's the point of...

01:44:55.000 So all the math is fake, like that the Earth is going 24 hours in a circle.

01:45:01.000 Is that all fake?

01:45:02.000 It spins 1,000 miles an hour.

01:45:04.000 When you look into it, it's stationary.

01:45:07.000 If you look into the experiments to prove that the Earth is spinning, all of them failed.

01:45:15.000 Look into it.

01:45:15.000 You can just think that.

01:45:16.000 We've been indoctrinated into thinking.

01:45:18.000 That's not true.

01:45:19.000 Okay, I'm crazy.

01:45:20.000 I get it.

01:45:21.000 I don't have the science in my head to back it up either, but that's not true.

01:45:25.000 You can't say things like that.

01:45:26.000 That's what Eric Dubé says, and he's not backing it up.

01:45:29.000 Where's the evidence that...

01:45:30.000 Find the evidence...

01:45:31.000 There are 30-year-old kids in high school right now that can show you the evidence with scientific...

01:45:35.000 How come you can't show it to me?

01:45:37.000 Because I'm not in class right now and I'm not up to date.

01:45:40.000 I'm doing JRE work right now. 0.99

01:45:41.000 Okay, you're talking about some shit you don't know about. 1.00

01:45:43.000 You're talking about some shit you don't know about. 1.00

01:45:44.000 But so are you. 1.00

01:45:46.000 I'm just saying I don't trust it.

01:45:47.000 You're saying something that people have been proving for...

01:45:50.000 Hundreds and hundreds of years.

01:45:52.000 Look into the Mickelson-Morley experiments.

01:45:56.000 Einstein said it himself.

01:45:57.000 Einstein said, to this day, there is no proof that we're moving.

01:46:02.000 Dude, you guys just haven't looked into it.

01:46:04.000 That's all it is.

01:46:04.000 You're watching YouTube videos, Eddie.

01:46:06.000 There's a difference between looking into it and watching YouTube videos.

01:46:10.000 Do you watch them all from the same channel?

01:46:12.000 Okay, what if it's true that Albert Einstein said there is no evidence that the Earth is spinning?

01:46:20.000 What if he said a quote?

01:46:22.000 You say that's not true, I saw it on YouTube, but what if we find out that it is true, then what? 0.96

01:46:27.000 What if they find out leprechauns are really butt-fucking genies on the moon? 0.97

01:46:31.000 Exactly, that's what I thought. 0.98

01:46:31.000 What does that mean? 0.98

01:46:32.000 That's what I said, so you're saying, oh, it's on YouTube.

01:46:34.000 Do you really think that Einstein said that?

01:46:37.000 Maybe in 1947 there wasn't much evidence that the Earth was spinning because they didn't understand it yet.

01:46:42.000 When we're talking about something that happened more than a half a century ago, Einstein is like, you compare all the people that are alive today, whether it's Lawrence Krauss or Stephen Hawking's most famous failed experiment.

01:46:54.000 It's the Mickelson-Morley experiment.

01:46:56.000 They couldn't recreate it.

01:46:58.000 It was in the 1880s.

01:46:59.000 I looked this up when I watched the podcast.

01:47:00.000 True science is supposed to recreate it.

01:47:04.000 Exactly.

01:47:05.000 You keep using that.

01:47:06.000 Look at the Mickelson-Morley experiments.

01:47:08.000 I did.

01:47:08.000 I read up information on it.

01:47:10.000 It's an experiment that was supposed to be able to be recreated.

01:47:12.000 It was not able to be recreated.

01:47:14.000 So that evidence is used by Flat Earth supporting people.

01:47:18.000 Like you just said, like, go look it up.

01:47:20.000 Go look it up.

01:47:21.000 So I did look it up.

01:47:22.000 True science is repeatable.

01:47:22.000 You can't repeat it.

01:47:23.000 It's not real science.

01:47:23.000 You don't understand what you're saying.

01:47:24.000 That's what you're saying.

01:47:25.000 I'm trying to tell you that.

01:47:26.000 That's the evidence you're trying to say.

01:47:28.000 They say the experiment showed the Earth is not spinning.

01:47:31.000 No one can reproduce that experiment.

01:47:33.000 That's why it's not real. 1.00

01:47:35.000 So this thing that you keep repeating is bullshit. 0.99

01:47:38.000 Okay. 1.00

01:47:38.000 And this thing that you keep... 1.00

01:47:39.000 But don't.

01:47:39.000 No, no, no.

01:47:40.000 Hey, where did you get this information?

01:47:42.000 Jamie.

01:47:43.000 Where'd you get it?

01:47:43.000 Where'd I get what?

01:47:44.000 This information.

01:47:45.000 Where is this coming from?

01:47:46.000 This is coming off the internet.

01:47:47.000 Exactly.

01:47:48.000 So you're reading some information.

01:47:50.000 I'm reading some information.

01:47:51.000 Slow down.

01:47:52.000 Slow down.

01:47:52.000 You didn't go to the library.

01:47:53.000 Slow down.

01:47:54.000 Oh, it's on Wikipedia.

01:47:55.000 Just slow down.

01:47:55.000 Eddie, stop doing that.

01:47:56.000 There's sources here.

01:47:56.000 There's a book called the American Journal of Science.

01:47:58.000 I'm sure that a lot of people respect that.

01:47:59.000 Which is bought and paid for.

01:48:01.000 Well, maybe.

01:48:02.000 It is.

01:48:03.000 It's bought and paid for it.

01:48:03.000 It's part of that.

01:48:04.000 Here's the thing, Eddie.

01:48:05.000 It's like the Washington Post.

01:48:06.000 Eddie, why would anybody be paying money for people to lie about the world's wedding?

01:48:10.000 That's a very good question that everybody asks coming in.

01:48:14.000 Everybody asks that question.

01:48:15.000 Coming in to the group.

01:48:16.000 Have a seat.

01:48:17.000 Have some coffee.

01:48:18.000 My name's Eddie.

01:48:19.000 One by one, they're getting knocked down.

01:48:20.000 Hi, Eddie.

01:48:21.000 No, no, Eddie, they're not.

01:48:22.000 They're not.

01:48:23.000 They're not.

01:48:23.000 It's huge.

01:48:24.000 They're not getting knocked down.

01:48:25.000 That's why we just read this thing that you've been citing, and you didn't even understand it when we were reading it.

01:48:29.000 You read off the internet.

01:48:31.000 You read off the internet.

01:48:32.000 I read it off the internet, too.

01:48:33.000 I read it off the internet, too.

01:48:34.000 I don't have any books here.

01:48:35.000 I'll go find Encyclopedia if you want.

01:48:36.000 No, we're both reading off the internet.

01:48:38.000 We're both getting our information off the internet.

01:48:40.000 Eddie, one of them is peer-reviewed journals from scientists.

01:48:43.000 From American Journal of Science?

01:48:45.000 Come on, that's like MIST. The internet is also data and articles.

01:48:47.000 That's like The Economist.

01:48:50.000 So you think it's more likely... 0.96

01:48:51.000 More likely that everyone is in on it and lying than it is one guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about and makes a YouTube video and you get convinced. 0.94

01:48:59.000 And it's attractive to you because it seems like it would be an amazing conspiracy to be ahead of. 0.98

01:49:05.000 And you get trapped in the fucking rabbit hole and you go down the flat earth rabbit hole and you find yourself defending things with experiments that you don't even understand. 0.96

01:49:12.000 Which means you haven't really looked into it. 1.00

01:49:14.000 You just read some shit that he pulled up off the internet and you're like all over it. 0.98

01:49:17.000 I know you didn't understand. 0.99

01:49:18.000 No, I understand it now.

01:49:19.000 It doesn't matter.

01:49:20.000 It doesn't matter.

01:49:20.000 But I understood it, and he had explained it to you twice.

01:49:23.000 You didn't understand it.

01:49:24.000 You were arguing for it.

01:49:25.000 No, no, no.

01:49:25.000 This is the proof.

01:49:26.000 Now I understand it.

01:49:27.000 There was an experiment to prove that the Earth wasn't moving.

01:49:31.000 And it was not repeatable.

01:49:32.000 And then they proved it.

01:49:34.000 No.

01:49:35.000 No, they didn't prove it.

01:49:36.000 No, no, no.

01:49:36.000 I get it.

01:49:37.000 They didn't prove it, but that doesn't mean that it's spinning.

01:49:40.000 Oh, Jamie, I'm sure you can find some evidence that the Earth is spinning.

01:49:44.000 Eddie, people have known it's spinning forever.

01:49:45.000 That's how the seasons work.

01:49:47.000 That's how you see the sun.

01:49:49.000 We spin around.

01:49:49.000 That's why it makes eclipses.

01:49:51.000 That's why you can track time zones.

01:49:53.000 That's why you can put a piece of stick in the ground. 1.00

01:49:55.000 You're saying all the correct shit. 0.99

01:49:57.000 It acts as a sundial. 1.00

01:49:59.000 You're saying all the shit you would say. 0.99

01:50:01.000 Eddie, there's a fundamental problem with the way you approach these things. 1.00

01:50:05.000 No, there's not a problem.

01:50:06.000 The problem is you go into them. 1.00

01:50:07.000 I don't trust shit. 1.00

01:50:08.000 You do. 1.00

01:50:08.000 But it's not that I trust shit. 1.00

01:50:09.000 I don't have a problem. 1.00

01:50:10.000 Eddie, you know I don't trust shit. 0.99

01:50:11.000 I'm having fun with it. 1.00

01:50:12.000 You know I don't.

01:50:14.000 It's flat or round.

01:50:15.000 It doesn't matter.

01:50:16.000 I'm having fun with it.

01:50:17.000 That's a bad fallback.

01:50:17.000 You keep saying that.

01:50:18.000 It's a bad fallback.

01:50:19.000 Because what we're saying is there are conspiracies. 0.97

01:50:22.000 The problem is when you think everything is conspiracy, you act as a psy-op guy and you fuck people over that want to look at real conspiracies. 0.92

01:50:30.000 Because the real conspiracy is like the Gulf of Tonkin. 0.95

01:50:33.000 That's what I thought too.

01:50:34.000 Like the Gulf of Tonkin, like Operation Northwoods, real things that really happened.

01:50:40.000 When you look at those things and people explore them, they go, oh, I don't think they really killed Kennedy.

01:50:44.000 Are you sure?

01:50:45.000 Why don't you look at this?

01:50:46.000 Look at this stuff.

01:50:47.000 There's a lot of really crazy evidence. 0.98

01:50:49.000 When you start thinking that the world is flat, the dinosaurs aren't real, all this nutty shit that you believe, and you just jump into it with... 0.93

01:50:58.000 The problem is, it discredits all these other things that you believe that might be real. 0.96

01:51:02.000 Mm-hmm.

01:51:03.000 Because the other things have some validity to that.

01:51:06.000 You just haven't looked into it, that's all.

01:51:07.000 I used to say the same stuff.

01:51:08.000 You're talking about the earth being flat!

01:51:10.000 Thousands of scientists have looked into it!

01:51:11.000 You think they're all wrong?

01:51:13.000 That's so insane!

01:51:14.000 You haven't looked into it.

01:51:15.000 I have.

01:51:15.000 No, you have.

01:51:16.000 Oh my god.

01:51:17.000 How could I not have?

01:51:18.000 You don't think I have?

01:51:19.000 I'm watching you go down the rabbit hole. 1.00

01:51:21.000 You don't think I've tried to pay attention to what the fuck these people are talking about? 0.99

01:51:23.000 It doesn't work. 0.99

01:51:24.000 I don't think so.

01:51:25.000 Eddie, this website's dedicated to debunking it.

01:51:28.000 It's dedicated to showing you the science, showing you the math that you can do.

01:51:32.000 How come when you check the internet, it's valid, but when I'm on the internet, it's not?

01:51:35.000 You're not talking about the internet.

01:51:37.000 You're talking about a guy's YouTube video.

01:51:39.000 No, it's not a guy's.

01:51:40.000 There's a lot of guys.

01:51:41.000 There's a lot of people.

01:51:43.000 But they're just YouTube videos.

01:51:44.000 It's huge, no.

01:51:45.000 The science behind them is not verified by peer-reviewed journals.

01:51:50.000 The science of the Earth and gravity.

01:51:51.000 The government science that's bought and paid for?

01:51:54.000 Of course.

01:51:55.000 You start talking about flat Earth on the side.

01:51:56.000 Eddie, this is so crazy.

01:51:58.000 You think the Earth is flat?

01:51:59.000 I didn't say that.

01:52:00.000 I said, I don't know if it's flat or round.

01:52:02.000 When I see a picture of Earth from space, what we're sitting on from space, when I see a real picture, then we'll have the proof.

01:52:09.000 I'm just saying we don't even have proof that it's real.

01:52:11.000 No, we're looking at pictures while we're sitting here.

01:52:14.000 You're not even taking into consideration the fact that this is a monitor.

01:52:19.000 You're looking at this.

01:52:20.000 You don't even get the high resolution.

01:52:22.000 I mean, they must be gigantic files that they get.

01:52:24.000 You would never be able to see them and their actual resolution on a regular monitor in the first place.

01:52:28.000 You're talking about a photo of the Earth. 0.96

01:52:30.000 Photo of the Earth from 22,000 miles away and they take one every fucking 10 minutes. 0.96

01:52:33.000 Looks CGI to me. 0.97

01:52:34.000 The only way you can convince them, Joe.

01:52:36.000 It might look CGI to you. 1.00

01:52:38.000 You'd have to jump in a ship and kill yourself. 1.00

01:52:40.000 I could be wrong. 1.00

01:52:40.000 No, I could be wrong. 1.00

01:52:40.000 It could be real. 1.00

01:52:41.000 There's too many things you don't believe in.

01:52:42.000 It could be real, but they've been faking them so much they look like all those other fake ones.

01:52:46.000 That's not good enough.

01:52:46.000 I've seen so many fake ones that NASA admits that they're CGI composites.

01:52:50.000 There's so many out there.

01:52:51.000 So when you see this one, it's like, this is the same one.

01:52:54.000 Yeah, but fake and CGI composites is different.

01:52:57.000 You can believe it.

01:52:58.000 I don't believe it.

01:52:59.000 Eddie, please. 0.99

01:53:00.000 When you take one of these photos, these, what are those called when you fucking do that? 0.99

01:53:03.000 Panorama. 0.99

01:53:04.000 Panorama.

01:53:04.000 When you do that, you know what that is?

01:53:06.000 That's a composite.

01:53:06.000 You're taking a bunch of photographs, and they piece them all together.

01:53:09.000 It makes one enormous photo.

01:53:10.000 When you see these photos from space of the Earth from a closer satellite, not the NASA one that Jamie just pulled up, which does show a full-size image of the Earth, what you're seeing is they take a photo, they take another photo, and they piece them all together.

01:53:23.000 There's no seams.

01:53:24.000 Just a composite photo.

01:53:26.000 No, no, there's an actual seed This is three photos.

01:53:29.000 They put them together.

01:53:30.000 They fit together.

01:53:31.000 It colors everything in.

01:53:33.000 Eddie, is this CGI? Question for you.

01:53:35.000 Is this CGI because it was made in a computer and it fits the definition of computer-generated image?

01:53:42.000 Because that's a composite.

01:53:43.000 I made this.

01:53:45.000 I'll show you how I made it.

01:53:46.000 No, no, no.

01:53:47.000 I'm just saying.

01:53:47.000 But this could be easily a real picture.

01:53:50.000 But it is a real picture.

01:53:51.000 Well, that's not a hard picture.

01:53:53.000 A picture of Earth from space, that's a hard picture.

01:53:56.000 Where I physically was on the ground in New York City to take that with the camera I was using, that building would not fit in my lens.

01:54:02.000 I wasn't far enough away.

01:54:04.000 But that's not what they're saying they're doing.

01:54:06.000 They're saying they take strips.

01:54:07.000 That's what they're saying they do.

01:54:08.000 No, no.

01:54:09.000 They're saying, I'm going to show you a video of the artist who actually did the latest one.

01:54:13.000 They go, oh, NASA, here's the guy who did the latest picture.

01:54:16.000 Tell us what to look at.

01:54:17.000 Let's watch the video.

01:54:18.000 Just put NASA artist...

01:54:21.000 A CGI picture of Earth, and you're gonna hear him talking.

01:54:24.000 And he says, it is Photoshop.

01:54:26.000 It is.

01:54:26.000 It is Photoshop, but it has to be Photoshop.

01:54:28.000 He says that word for word.

01:54:30.000 It's a NASA video.

01:54:31.000 What does that mean?

01:54:32.000 I was asking you to clarify that.

01:54:33.000 I'm trying to tell you.

01:54:34.000 That's what I literally had to do.

01:54:35.000 I had to have been farther away.

01:54:38.000 To get the photo in one photo of that giant building.

01:54:41.000 But in order to get that distance away...

01:54:44.000 Did you color it in with CGI? There were buildings in the way.

01:54:47.000 I put it in Photoshop.

01:54:48.000 Yes.

01:54:49.000 I put it in Photoshop.

01:54:50.000 He's talking about...

01:54:50.000 He's going through the video going, I got it.

01:54:52.000 Sometimes I put green shades here.

01:54:54.000 And I kind of...

01:54:55.000 I'm not an astronaut.

01:54:56.000 I've never been to space.

01:54:57.000 So I have to kind of use my imagination to get it.

01:54:59.000 Well, are they taking black and white photos?

01:55:00.000 Is that why?

01:55:01.000 It's the latest picture that NASA releases of Earth.

01:55:03.000 Here's the latest one.

01:55:05.000 Hold on.

01:55:05.000 It didn't look like this that day.

01:55:06.000 It's a little exaggerated.

01:55:08.000 The darks aren't that dark in real life.

01:55:10.000 The brights aren't that bright in real life.

01:55:11.000 So yes, I added color to it.

01:55:13.000 I did some artistry to it. 0.99

01:55:14.000 That's bullshit. 1.00

01:55:15.000 That's what that fucking building looks like. 1.00

01:55:17.000 Okay, now find the CGI NASA artist. 1.00

01:55:21.000 Do you buy into anything?

01:55:22.000 Do you believe anything? 1.00

01:55:24.000 I believe shit that I can prove for myself. 1.00

01:55:26.000 I believe the science in a skyscraper. 1.00

01:55:28.000 Why?

01:55:28.000 Because I see the skyscraper.

01:55:30.000 It's standing there.

01:55:31.000 That's truth.

01:55:32.000 I believe in that science.

01:55:33.000 How much have you looked into the science of space travel?

01:55:36.000 How much have you looked into how much work was done to try to put satellites into orbit?

01:55:40.000 So you think we went to the moon?

01:55:42.000 That's not what I asked you.

01:55:43.000 I said, how much did you look into that?

01:55:45.000 Do you think we went to the moon? 1.00

01:55:45.000 Eddie, answer my fucking question. 1.00

01:55:46.000 How come you don't answer my question? 1.00

01:55:47.000 You talk ridiculous. 1.00

01:55:48.000 Because you talk in circles. 1.00

01:55:49.000 Okay.

01:55:50.000 You're talking in circles.

01:55:51.000 I am? 0.99

01:55:52.000 They're ridiculous conversations. 0.97

01:55:53.000 Really? 0.95

01:55:53.000 Everything is the government. 0.95

01:55:54.000 The government, the government.

01:55:55.000 The government's fake.

01:55:56.000 Fake pictures.

01:55:56.000 Watch.

01:55:56.000 I'm just asking you a question.

01:55:58.000 Punch up NASA CGI artist picture of Earth.

01:56:01.000 I don't see that up there.

01:56:02.000 Eddie, it's so crazy.

01:56:04.000 Which one would you like me to click on?

01:56:06.000 Any of them.

01:56:07.000 That one right there, the second one right there.

01:56:09.000 This one?

01:56:09.000 Flat Earth.

01:56:10.000 Flat Earth.

01:56:11.000 No, just listen to him talk. 0.99

01:56:13.000 Okay, stinky cash. 0.95

01:56:13.000 He only has 20,000 views. 0.95

01:56:15.000 Well, it's going to get more now.

01:56:18.000 Hey guys, Jeff here, and today I want to share with you this article that's on NASA.gov.

01:56:21.000 This guy seems legit.

01:56:22.000 Are we allowed to play this?

01:56:24.000 This is the guy who's a scientist.

01:56:25.000 Are we listening to him or the guy that made the video?

01:56:28.000 You said we were going to listen to a scientist.

01:56:30.000 Well, it looked like the right video.

01:56:32.000 I don't know.

01:56:33.000 But that is the guy.

01:56:34.000 That is the artist.

01:56:36.000 That's a picture of the video.

01:56:38.000 His name is Robert Simmons.

01:56:39.000 Talking about how he created the latest picture of Earth for NASA. They're celebrating CGI. This is from the Goddard webpage.

01:56:48.000 So he's doing a recap of something that's written on the Goddard webpage.

01:56:51.000 So go to the Goddard webpage.

01:56:52.000 Find that guy's page.

01:56:53.000 Robert Simmons Photoshop.

01:56:55.000 There it was.

01:56:56.000 And we'll see what he's actually saying.

01:57:01.000 Is that it?

01:57:02.000 Okay, good.

01:57:03.000 That guy looks so skeptical in his picture.

01:57:05.000 What do you think is the most interesting of your role here at Goddard?

01:57:07.000 How do you help support Goddard's mission?

01:57:09.000 My role is to make imagery from Earth sciences data.

01:57:13.000 I turn data into pictures.

01:57:15.000 I look for new, interesting events at Nanoside...

01:57:32.000 It's incredible.

01:57:34.000 The same as producing 3,000 CDs a day, we know where to look for the interesting stuff because each instrument provides a very specialized type of information.

01:57:45.000 So if I'm looking for something specific, I know where to look.

01:57:47.000 For example, recently there was a volcanic eruption in the Red Sea.

01:57:50.000 The only reliable imagery of this was from NASA satellites.

01:57:53.000 We basically confirmed the existence of a new island. 0.99

01:57:56.000 Okay, so let's get to some Photoshop shit. 0.85

01:57:59.000 You've got to find the one where he's talking. 0.96

01:58:00.000 Okay, but this guy's talking about science here.

01:58:02.000 Like, some of the science has to be real, right, Eddie?

01:58:04.000 Like, there has to be some satellites, like DirecTV.

01:58:06.000 DirecTV's not fake, right?

01:58:08.000 Um, I don't know.

01:58:09.000 I don't know, but you could do all that with landline stuff.

01:58:12.000 You don't need to go bounce anything from space.

01:58:14.000 You could do all that with landline.

01:58:15.000 Why wouldn't you?

01:58:16.000 You could just put it in space and it just broadcasts and shoot it up there and shoot it back.

01:58:20.000 Why would you lie about that? 0.99

01:58:21.000 I mean, there's a ton of fucking space junk. 0.99

01:58:24.000 Satellite's easy. 0.99

01:58:25.000 Satellite's easy.

01:58:26.000 Every time they...

01:58:27.000 You know who pays for satellites?

01:58:29.000 You know who pays for satellites?

01:58:30.000 The taxpayer.

01:58:31.000 They get bills.

01:58:32.000 We need a new telecommunications satellite.

01:58:34.000 We've got to throw it up there.

01:58:35.000 We need $35 million.

01:58:36.000 And they go, yeah, okay, we're going to sign it.

01:58:38.000 They get the money.

01:58:39.000 It's a tax scam.

01:58:40.000 You don't think satellites are real?

01:58:41.000 I don't think so.

01:58:43.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:58:44.000 I don't think so.

01:58:45.000 Well, what's happening?

01:58:46.000 What are those things up there that you can watch from the ground?

01:58:49.000 Have you ever seen the space station fly overhead?

01:58:51.000 You can see it.

01:58:52.000 They can time it.

01:58:53.000 I have pictures of it.

01:58:54.000 They timed it.

01:58:54.000 They told me it was going to be overhead.

01:58:55.000 I took a picture of it.

01:58:56.000 I didn't know it was in a high-altitude plane.

01:58:58.000 What's the difference?

01:58:59.000 Why would they do that?

01:59:00.000 Why would they lie?

01:59:02.000 Why would they pretend it's a space station and instead put a high altitude plane up there?

01:59:05.000 How high do airplanes go?

01:59:06.000 30,000 feet, right?

01:59:07.000 No, they can go higher.

01:59:08.000 No, no, no.

01:59:09.000 Commercial airplanes, on average, go about 30,000.

01:59:12.000 Somewhere in the 30s, yeah.

01:59:13.000 30,000, 35,000.

01:59:14.000 Right.

01:59:14.000 When you're on the ground, you go...

01:59:16.000 You can barely see them.

01:59:17.000 When they're at 30,000 feet, you can barely. 0.99

01:59:19.000 When you're at 30,000 feet and you look down, you wouldn't be able to see a goddamn bus or a plane. 0.94

01:59:24.000 Now, those satellites are supposed to be like 100 miles up. 0.99

01:59:28.000 Think about that.

01:59:29.000 How are you going to see them?

01:59:30.000 Because they're in space.

01:59:31.000 And they're a light.

01:59:32.000 They're a very small pinprick of light that moves across the sky.

01:59:35.000 You can see them with optics.

01:59:36.000 Okay, I'm noticing.

01:59:37.000 Okay, but you really haven't looked.

01:59:38.000 And you definitely haven't looked with optics.

01:59:40.000 If you look with like a big spotting scope, these people get these telescopes and they look up and they know exactly where it's going to be.

01:59:44.000 You can actually program it into the telescope.

01:59:46.000 There's things that you can download where you can find the coordinates of each individual planet.

01:59:51.000 The way these really super powerful telescopes use that amateur astronomers like to use, you punch in the key numbers and it'll move specifically to a spot in the sky Where you can tune into the moon or tune into Saturn or into very specific areas of the cosmos that change all the time.

02:00:07.000 Because of the fact that the Earth is spinning, we're catching all sorts of different shit all sorts of different times, especially no matter where you are.

02:00:14.000 If you're on the equator, you're looking at a totally different image, you know, at one moment in the sky than you are the next moment.

02:00:20.000 So it can tell you exactly where the space station's going to be, where the moon's going to be, where Mars is going to be, and they punch these coordinates into these little computers and they all move to this thing.

02:00:30.000 You believe the Mars Rover's real?

02:00:33.000 Man, Eddie, I don't think I can do this anymore.

02:00:35.000 Because it's just like, I don't see why.

02:00:38.000 First of all, I don't see where the money is.

02:00:40.000 Hold on a second.

02:00:41.000 I don't see where the money is to have all these hoaxes.

02:00:44.000 You don't see the tax scam with the rovers?

02:00:48.000 NASA got $19 billion.

02:00:53.000 Trump gave them $19 billion.

02:00:55.000 Isn't it possible that that's so they can actually make a rover?

02:00:58.000 Tell me what the space shuttle has done for humanity.

02:01:03.000 Tell me all that money that was wasted on space shuttle and then they just trashed it.

02:01:06.000 They went up I don't know how many times and then they just trashed it.

02:01:08.000 Tell me how those billions of dollars has helped humanity.

02:01:13.000 Tell me.

02:01:13.000 Well, I think scientific innovation is very important to us because in our minds we constantly want newer, better, more innovative technology.

02:01:23.000 Just a part of being a person in the 21st century.

02:01:26.000 What did we learn though?

02:01:27.000 Everybody wants a new computer.

02:01:28.000 Everybody wants new things.

02:01:29.000 And a lot of this new stuff comes from NASA technology.

02:01:32.000 It comes from all the science and innovation that goes to be a part of me.

02:01:37.000 There's a list right there, Eddie.

02:01:38.000 There's a shitload, man.

02:01:39.000 But why do you say this when you don't look into it? 0.93

02:01:42.000 You don't look.

02:01:43.000 Highway safety.

02:01:45.000 Improved radial tires.

02:01:46.000 How come we couldn't do that down here?

02:01:47.000 How come we couldn't do that down here?

02:01:48.000 They can, Eddie, but the massive requirements... 0.98

02:01:50.000 That you have on the gear when you're talking about going through fucking space. 0.96

02:01:55.000 The insane stress of re-entry. 1.00

02:01:58.000 They figured out all kinds of crazy shit. 0.98

02:02:00.000 The speed in which you land. 1.00

02:02:02.000 They figured out a bunch of crazy shit. 1.00

02:02:04.000 Enriched baby food. 1.00

02:02:05.000 I mean, portable cordless vacuums.

02:02:07.000 Freeze-drying technology.

02:02:08.000 All this comes from space.

02:02:09.000 There's a shitload of things that they figured out.

02:02:11.000 Harnessing solar energy.

02:02:12.000 There's a lot of innovation that comes from the development of either the space station or the shuttles or a bunch of different things that they've invented.

02:02:21.000 And they continue to innovate these things.

02:02:23.000 These new satellites they're shooting out into space are way better than the Hubble.

02:02:26.000 They keep doing more and more, better and better, and it's this constant rush to see who can get to the furthest Who

02:03:01.000 said that was fake?

02:03:02.000 Well, any of it.

02:03:03.000 Any of it.

02:03:04.000 Any space travel.

02:03:04.000 The space shuttle's going up.

02:03:06.000 It's a high-altitude plane. 0.99

02:03:08.000 Did you know the space shuttle goes up and they work on fucking satellites? 0.97

02:03:12.000 Do you know they dock with a space station? 0.98

02:03:14.000 I need to see a video of that.

02:03:15.000 Show me a video of that.

02:03:17.000 That's what spacewalks are usually about.

02:03:18.000 Jamie hit it.

02:03:19.000 The problem is there's a lot of these things that you just automatically...

02:03:25.000 Dude, they fake six moon missions, dude. 0.99

02:03:27.000 Of course I don't trust shit coming from NASA. Even if that was true, those are people in 1969. They're not the same humans. 0.96

02:03:34.000 Those people, they're not the same human beings.

02:03:37.000 That's just like saying that the people who made the movies in 1969 are the same people that made Fast and Furious 8. It's the people that make the movies.

02:03:45.000 They're not the same people.

02:03:46.000 They're totally different humans.

02:03:48.000 It's like saying the stand-up comedians from 1969 were the same as the one.

02:03:51.000 But that was NASA in 1969. They faked six moon missions.

02:03:54.000 How am I supposed to believe anything from that?

02:03:56.000 Those are not the same people.

02:03:57.000 How?

02:03:57.000 Even if that was true, those are not the same people and Richard Nixon isn't alive anymore.

02:04:00.000 So you just write them All off though, Eddie?

02:04:02.000 Just off that one exception?

02:04:02.000 You gotta prove it to me.

02:04:03.000 I don't need to believe it. 0.99

02:04:05.000 I don't believe it, but if it's true, I don't give a shit. 0.99

02:04:09.000 Okay, it's true? 0.99

02:04:10.000 Oh, that's true?

02:04:11.000 Okay, but you gotta prove it to me?

02:04:13.000 Otherwise...

02:04:14.000 The problem isn't that.

02:04:15.000 I don't care.

02:04:15.000 There's no proving it.

02:04:16.000 The problem is, there's no proving it, and you want to always assume that it's fake.

02:04:21.000 You don't have this empty, prove it to me.

02:04:23.000 I'm not assuming either way.

02:04:24.000 You're assuming it's fake every time.

02:04:26.000 They faked six moon missions, Joe.

02:04:28.000 But that doesn't matter.

02:04:29.000 These are not the same people.

02:04:30.000 We're living in a different time.

02:04:31.000 Because they're different people, they're not going to at all understand that logic.

02:04:34.000 The logic is just because someone faked something one point in time before you were alive doesn't mean that those same human beings have managed to download their brains into everybody that ever did that job for the rest of time.

02:04:48.000 Because they're not the same humans.

02:04:49.000 So the people that are scientists that are today, the generations later, whether it's NASA or these Japanese scientists or the Russians or the Chinese, whoever the fuck is putting satellites and rockets into space, they're not the same people from 1969. You can't look at them as one blanket organization.

02:05:04.000 I can't blame NASA, 1969, NASA with Wernher von Braun at Nazi. 0.79

02:05:10.000 I can't blame today's NASA for all the lies, is that what you're saying, from the early 70s?

02:05:16.000 I'm saying, do you believe that the space shuttles were real?

02:05:20.000 No, I do believe the space shuttles were real.

02:05:22.000 Why just that?

02:05:23.000 Yeah.

02:05:23.000 Why just that?

02:05:24.000 Because I saw plenty of video of them, like landing and shit, and then they take off. 0.99

02:05:28.000 So do you think they just made the space shuttle and that's it and everything else is bullshit? 0.98

02:05:30.000 No, they made the Saturn V rockets and they launched them.

02:05:33.000 Okay, so do you think that people went into orbit?

02:05:34.000 I don't know.

02:05:35.000 I don't know how high people are going.

02:05:37.000 I don't know.

02:05:38.000 I'm not sure.

02:05:38.000 You don't know.

02:05:39.000 I know they're going high, but I don't know how high.

02:05:41.000 So why would you assume that any of it is fake?

02:05:43.000 They fake six moon missions.

02:05:44.000 Okay, you keep saying that.

02:05:45.000 No, but that's why.

02:05:46.000 Yeah, but we're not talking about the same people, Eddie.

02:05:48.000 But it doesn't matter.

02:05:49.000 It's the same organization.

02:05:50.000 The problem is you've turned them into they.

02:05:54.000 As soon as you say they, you've locked them into a group.

02:05:57.000 Let me ask you, Brendan.

02:05:58.000 Do you see how I can't trust NASA? Because even though it was different people in 1969 to 1973...

02:06:08.000 Even though the NASA of today aren't the ones that faked six moon missions and stole billions of dollars from American taxpayers.

02:06:15.000 Just because the guys from today...

02:06:18.000 Somehow they got weeded out and then NASA... I don't know that they got weeded out and then NASA became this honest agency of the government.

02:06:25.000 I don't know that.

02:06:26.000 I'm going to assume...

02:06:27.000 I'm going to assume no.

02:06:29.000 I think it's still part of the same ship.

02:06:32.000 That's what I'm going to assume.

02:06:33.000 I could be wrong.

02:06:34.000 I could be wrong. 1.00

02:06:34.000 Let's say those six missions were all bullshit and it was fake. 1.00

02:06:38.000 You're going off the exception, not the general rule. 1.00

02:06:41.000 So it's like me coming into your academy and some guy's a dick. 1.00

02:06:43.000 I'm like, all those 10th planet guys are dicks. 1.00

02:06:45.000 Like, you're just lumping all of them in the same fucking category. 1.00

02:06:48.000 That was big shit, though. 1.00

02:06:50.000 It wasn't like side project NASA employees. 0.99

02:06:52.000 Do you hear what he's saying, though?

02:06:53.000 Do you understand what he's saying?

02:06:54.000 No, I understand.

02:06:55.000 He's saying the same thing you said.

02:06:56.000 He's saying that just because...

02:06:58.000 Dude, the moon landings were so gigantic and so global and the greatest achievement of mankind and they don't even have the records anymore.

02:07:11.000 Joe, you know what I'm talking about.

02:07:12.000 We were talking about this earlier, man.

02:07:13.000 You were talking about this earlier, you know all that moon...

02:07:16.000 Telemetry data is missing.

02:07:17.000 Yeah, so you know what the head of NASA on video says, he says, yeah, we don't have it, it's missing, or maybe it's stolen, but even if we did, the head of NASA, even if we did have the tapes, we don't have the machines to play them anymore, so it really doesn't matter.

02:07:32.000 Come on, man.

02:07:33.000 Come on, man. 1.00

02:07:34.000 The dumbest retard detective on the planet would be suspicious. 1.00

02:07:40.000 Of that mission, but you can't just lump all... 1.00

02:07:42.000 Oh, it's all bullshit then. 0.99

02:07:44.000 Everything's fake. 0.99

02:07:44.000 You want to see something, Brendan, that'll make you think? 0.99

02:07:46.000 This is the most suspicious thing.

02:07:47.000 One of the weirdest things about the moon landing is the post-flight press conference.

02:07:51.000 Have you ever seen it?

02:07:52.000 No.

02:07:53.000 It's really weird.

02:07:54.000 It's real weird.

02:07:55.000 That would make sense if they did fake it. 0.82

02:07:58.000 Conspiracy hippo. 0.71

02:07:59.000 Skeptical hippo eyes. 1.00

02:08:01.000 What the fuck is going on here? 1.00

02:08:02.000 So you guys are open to the fact that maybe they faked it because now you're open to the fact that maybe they faked it. 0.99

02:08:07.000 Maybe they did fake that, but you can't just lump something.

02:08:10.000 And I'm not saying they did do that.

02:08:11.000 That's the greatest achievement of mankind.

02:08:13.000 At the time, there's a reason to do it.

02:08:16.000 We got new people now.

02:08:19.000 Come on, man.

02:08:20.000 That's hilarious, guys. 0.99

02:08:21.000 How can you see how I can't trust shit from NASA? So I should trust them because maybe all those bad people have died and they're old. 0.99

02:08:32.000 And the new NASA, they're the good NASA. They can't all be bad.

02:08:37.000 How do we know they're bad?

02:08:39.000 What's better, believe in that or believe in a guy on YouTube that says the world's flat and dinosaurs aren't real?

02:08:43.000 What's better?

02:08:44.000 He lives out his mom's basement.

02:08:45.000 There's a lot of people saying it, man.

02:08:47.000 Okay, all those guys.

02:08:48.000 There's a lot of people in mental institutions.

02:08:49.000 There's a lot of people in jail.

02:08:50.000 There's a lot of people that are child molesters.

02:08:52.000 There's a lot of people. 0.98

02:08:53.000 A lot of racist people. 0.76

02:08:53.000 If you gave those people videos, if you gave every racist person a video camera and made them a YouTube video, you'd be like, oh, YouTube is all filled with racists. 0.76

02:09:00.000 Have you watched History of Flat Earth by Eric Dubé?

02:09:03.000 Have you seen that?

02:09:05.000 How long is it?

02:09:07.000 I don't have an hour for that.

02:09:09.000 You haven't looked into it.

02:09:11.000 You're asking for a job.

02:09:13.000 What is their side?

02:09:15.000 What is Eric Dubé's side?

02:09:18.000 Fourth grade, my teacher.

02:09:20.000 Hey, you know what?

02:09:20.000 You don't care and that's fine.

02:09:22.000 I'm not going to be mad at you for not caring.

02:09:24.000 Of course not.

02:09:24.000 Don't be mad at me.

02:09:28.000 Why are you getting mad?

02:09:31.000 Because you don't look into what scientists say.

02:09:34.000 You just automatically dismiss them all as corrupt, but you look into what you two people said. 0.98

02:09:38.000 Joe, is this fair to say the reason why you care so much about Eddie believing this shit and you know Eddie going, I'm crazy, is because he influences a lot of people. 0.99

02:09:45.000 Look for the truth. 0.99

02:09:46.000 Find out for yourself.

02:09:47.000 Look for the truth.

02:09:48.000 Look into it like you're investigating it.

02:09:51.000 Just look into both sides.

02:09:52.000 There's a reason why it's becoming huge.

02:09:54.000 There's a reason.

02:09:55.000 Yeah, because people don't really go to school.

02:09:57.000 They don't learn astrophysics.

02:10:01.000 They don't study all these things.

02:10:02.000 It's hard to learn. 0.99

02:10:03.000 The entry barrier is fucking huge. 0.96

02:10:06.000 If you want to study physics, you want to figure out, I can barely pay attention to it. 0.99

02:10:10.000 I listen to these books on tape, and I have to go back over them three, four times just to understand a paragraph, try to figure out exactly what the fuck they're quantifying. 0.94

02:10:18.000 They're talking about really intense shit that thousands of people have been working on in conjunction. 0.97

02:10:23.000 They all feed off of each other's innovation. 0.96

02:10:25.000 There's so many people working on these things, Eddie.

02:10:27.000 The idea that they're all in on some sort of a giant global lie is insane.

02:10:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:10:32.000 That's what everyone thinks.

02:10:34.000 Okay.

02:10:35.000 There's no women here. 1.00

02:10:38.000 There's no women. 1.00

02:10:40.000 History of Flat Earth.

02:10:41.000 Look into it.

02:10:41.000 No.

02:10:42.000 Definitely not.

02:10:43.000 I can't, sir.

02:10:43.000 Look into it.

02:10:44.000 Why, Eddie?

02:10:45.000 Look into it.

02:10:45.000 You watch Game of Thrones.

02:10:47.000 That's not real.

02:10:47.000 I don't watch Game of Thrones.

02:10:48.000 You watch Game of Thrones.

02:10:50.000 You don't watch Game of Thrones?

02:10:51.000 No, there's dragons in it.

02:10:52.000 What do you watch?

02:10:52.000 Breaking Bad?

02:10:53.000 I don't watch Breaking Bad.

02:10:54.000 Better Call Saul?

02:10:55.000 Nope.

02:10:56.000 What do you watch? 1.00

02:10:57.000 I watch real shit like First 48. Is that a show? 1.00

02:11:01.000 But if you watch his Game of Thrones, he knows it's fake.

02:11:04.000 Approach it like it's fake.

02:11:06.000 It's entertaining.

02:11:07.000 Approach it like it's fake.

02:11:08.000 But you don't.

02:11:08.000 I'm just having fun.

02:11:10.000 What do you think?

02:11:10.000 Is the earth flat around?

02:11:11.000 I don't know if it's flat or round until we see a picture from space that isn't fake. 0.98

02:11:15.000 You're saying this bitch could be square. 1.00

02:11:16.000 I don't know what it is. 0.99

02:11:17.000 It could be round.

02:11:17.000 It could be way bigger.

02:11:19.000 iPhone HD camera.

02:11:21.000 With fish-eyed lens.

02:11:22.000 You guys are fooled by the fish-eyed lens.

02:11:23.000 Come on, man.

02:11:25.000 There's plenty of pictures without the fish-eyed lens that you could find.

02:11:27.000 This fish-eyed lens, you guys are getting fooled by some basic-ass kindergarten fish-eyed lens.

02:11:32.000 Do you understand perspective?

02:11:33.000 Do you know that at that high, if you didn't have a fisheye lens, you're looking at this tiny fraction of the surface.

02:11:39.000 Take the fisheye lens off.

02:11:40.000 Eddie, they do.

02:11:41.000 This is from 1946. How do you know that's real?

02:11:44.000 Could be fake.

02:11:44.000 Because it's a picture?

02:11:45.000 I read it on the internet, that's why I know it's real.

02:11:47.000 I don't know, how do you know it's real?

02:11:49.000 If you could show any...

02:11:50.000 I could do a selfie from space like this and...

02:11:53.000 That's real?

02:11:55.000 That's real?

02:11:56.000 Okay, that's real too.

02:11:57.000 Eddie, would you be open to talking to an actual...

02:11:59.000 I don't care if you believe that's real, I don't care.

02:12:01.000 Would you be into talking to an actual astrophysicist?

02:12:04.000 Yes, I would love to.

02:12:05.000 Like, what would you do if Neil deGrasse Tyson was here?

02:12:07.000 I would have questions for him.

02:12:08.000 Would you keep these same arguments?

02:12:09.000 I would have some questions.

02:12:10.000 But would you listen to him? 0.99

02:12:11.000 Like, if he told you some shit that actually made sense? 0.99

02:12:14.000 Or would you just think he's a part of getting paid off by the Round Earth Society? 0.99

02:12:18.000 I think he's, you know, there's people that they push to be their spokespeople.

02:12:24.000 And there's really brilliant people that are good at talking and they're educators like him.

02:12:28.000 And then they get on television and people love it.

02:12:30.000 And so he comes back and then he does a hit show called Cosmos that reenacts the Carl Sagan show.

02:12:35.000 And everybody loves it.

02:12:36.000 And more people understand science now than ever before.

02:12:38.000 Because he breaks it down.

02:12:39.000 It's hard, Eddie.

02:12:40.000 You know, it's hard because you didn't go to school for this.

02:12:42.000 Don't be mad.

02:12:42.000 I'm not mad.

02:12:43.000 But look, I love you, man.

02:12:45.000 I love you.

02:12:45.000 You know I love you.

02:12:46.000 I'm just trying to...

02:12:47.000 I want to be able to talk about Flat Earth and have fun.

02:12:49.000 Okay, but it's not fun for me because I think there's some 16-year-old kids out there that are listening to this and they think you make sense.

02:12:55.000 And the problem is...

02:12:56.000 What's wrong with that?

02:12:56.000 Who cares about that?

02:12:57.000 Because those poor kids...

02:12:58.000 What's happening to me?

02:12:59.000 Am I... My life is going to shit? 1.00

02:13:01.000 Wasting time. 1.00

02:13:02.000 No, it's heavy.

02:13:03.000 I think it's wasting time. 1.00

02:13:04.000 Dude, you fucking... 1.00

02:13:05.000 Come on. 1.00

02:13:05.000 Come on, Eddie. 1.00

02:13:06.000 You do a lot of shit that you would consider a waste of time if you didn't do it. 1.00

02:13:09.000 Some people would. 0.99

02:13:09.000 If someone was all into pool and he was obsessed with pool, you would say, you're wasting your time. 0.99

02:13:13.000 What are you getting out of that?

02:13:14.000 Right, but when I hit those balls, I know they're real.

02:13:16.000 They're real.

02:13:17.000 Okay.

02:13:17.000 I hit those balls, they go into the hole.

02:13:18.000 It takes skill and concentration, and it gives me something to occupy my mind.

02:13:23.000 It's a game.

02:13:24.000 It's a mind game.

02:13:25.000 And it's a body game.

02:13:26.000 When you're watching a fake video the guy made about...

02:13:29.000 You think it's fake.

02:13:30.000 Nuclear bombs not being real.

02:13:32.000 You think it's fake.

02:13:33.000 Okay.

02:13:34.000 That's what you think.

02:13:35.000 Okay.

02:13:37.000 I just feel like all the people that study it at all the universities have come to a conclusion.

02:13:45.000 And then one guy makes a YouTube video, or 20 guys.

02:13:49.000 There's a bunch of guys, dude.

02:13:50.000 Let's say there's a thousand.

02:13:51.000 Santos, Bonacci, he's good too.

02:13:52.000 But why would you listen to them versus all the people?

02:13:54.000 What credibility do they have?

02:13:56.000 For generations after generations of studying the science behind it, repeatable science.

02:14:00.000 You gotta listen to it. 1.00

02:14:01.000 There's a lot of shit. 1.00

02:14:02.000 You gotta listen to it. 0.99

02:14:03.000 Right, but you just told us about this one test, and you parroted it out as some sort of a theory that we should look up, and when we did, it turns out it didn't even work.

02:14:11.000 It wasn't repeatable.

02:14:13.000 Okay, whatever.

02:14:14.000 Eddie, I love you, but I don't like the way you approach these things sometimes because I think it confuses the fuck out of people like I was when I was young.

02:14:23.000 I was super gullible. 0.99

02:14:24.000 I believed all kinds of stupid shit and I wasted a ton of time. 1.00

02:14:27.000 Like what? 1.00

02:14:28.000 Especially with successful guys saying certain stuff. 1.00

02:14:30.000 Goddamn UFO people, man. 1.00

02:14:32.000 All those UFO stories I bought and all that shit. 1.00

02:14:35.000 Eddie, have you ever heard of the law of perspective? 0.99

02:14:37.000 Yes, I know exactly.

02:14:38.000 Do you know that's not real?

02:14:39.000 That's not a law?

02:14:41.000 What about it?

02:14:42.000 They're giving the definition of what perspective is.

02:14:44.000 You know what the law of perspective is?

02:14:46.000 I know what it is.

02:14:46.000 I'm trying to tell you though real quick.

02:14:47.000 There are laws of conservation of energy and such in physics.

02:14:50.000 There are actual laws that can be translated without even speaking language.

02:14:55.000 It's math.

02:14:56.000 The law of perspective is not one of those.

02:14:59.000 What is it?

02:15:00.000 Tell me.

02:15:01.000 It's just a definition of perspective.

02:15:02.000 I'm asking you what the law of perspective is.

02:15:04.000 I know what it is.

02:15:04.000 What is it?

02:15:07.000 So you're saying there's no law of perspective?

02:15:12.000 I'm saying it's not a law.

02:15:14.000 What is it then?

02:15:15.000 It's a definition of the word perspective.

02:15:19.000 Yes.

02:15:20.000 That's not a law.

02:15:21.000 Well, the laws of perspective are the horizon.

02:15:24.000 One of the laws is the horizon will always rise to high level.

02:15:30.000 To eye level.

02:15:31.000 That's not a law.

02:15:32.000 It always happens.

02:15:33.000 It's not a law.

02:15:35.000 But it always happens.

02:15:35.000 It's a law if it happens.

02:15:36.000 That's not a law.

02:15:38.000 This is where you don't understand part of the laws of science.

02:15:40.000 That's not a law.

02:15:42.000 That's a definition.

02:15:44.000 Okay.

02:15:45.000 What is the definition?

02:15:47.000 Definition of a noun.

02:15:47.000 It's a person, place, thing, or idea.

02:15:49.000 That's not a law.

02:15:50.000 Okay.

02:15:51.000 That's just a definition.

02:15:52.000 All right.

02:15:52.000 You know what else is?

02:15:54.000 I used to call this double lotus for years and years and years.

02:15:59.000 And it's not double lotus.

02:16:00.000 It's full lotus.

02:16:01.000 It's not a law though, right?

02:16:02.000 But it's not double Otis either.

02:16:04.000 It's not a law though.

02:16:04.000 It's not double Otis either.

02:16:06.000 That's just my point.

02:16:06.000 You're talking about a different word for the same move.

02:16:10.000 For the same move, yeah.

02:16:11.000 What he's saying is...

02:16:11.000 The rules of perspective.

02:16:13.000 Is that better?

02:16:13.000 No, no, no.

02:16:14.000 The rules of perspective.

02:16:15.000 It's not better because...

02:16:16.000 Okay, the definition of perspective.

02:16:18.000 Hold on.

02:16:18.000 It's the same thing.

02:16:18.000 Whatever you call it.

02:16:20.000 God, Allah, whatever you want.

02:16:22.000 Well, when you look up this stuff online, I try to type in the law of perspective, because I want to see what you and Eric Dubé believe that that is.

02:16:29.000 The only thing I ever find with the law of perspective is the words flat earth with it.

02:16:34.000 Or maybe there's actually, the Urban Dictionary has a...

02:16:37.000 Has a definition for the laws of perspective.

02:16:39.000 What does it matter if it's law of perspective or definition?

02:16:44.000 It matters because it's science.

02:16:46.000 But if the horizon always rises to a lie level, you can consider that...

02:16:53.000 What would you call it, then?

02:16:55.000 You don't believe in gravity, though, either.

02:16:57.000 We'll call it a thing of perspective.

02:16:58.000 How about that?

02:16:59.000 You don't believe in gravity, either.

02:17:00.000 That falls at a constant of 9.82 meters per second.

02:17:02.000 That's the law of gravity.

02:17:05.000 Gravity's a theory.

02:17:06.000 No, no, no.

02:17:07.000 You guys have a theory of what gravity is.

02:17:09.000 Density.

02:17:10.000 That's another scientific word.

02:17:11.000 You guys said that if it's more dense, it falls, but why does it fall?

02:17:14.000 Why would it fall lower if it's denser?

02:17:16.000 Because it's heavier than...

02:17:17.000 Why is it heavier?

02:17:18.000 Do you know what...

02:17:19.000 Because it's denser than the oxygen, so it falls.

02:17:22.000 But helium, how come a helium?

02:17:24.000 Because it's gas.

02:17:25.000 Helium is a gas.

02:17:26.000 We're only heavy...

02:17:27.000 It's lighter than the oxygen.

02:17:29.000 That's why I realized it's lighter.

02:17:30.000 It's lighter.

02:17:31.000 It's less dense.

02:17:32.000 I'll explain.

02:17:33.000 It's lighter because we're in the atmosphere of Earth.

02:17:35.000 Isn't it less dense, though?

02:17:36.000 If we were in space, there is no atmosphere.

02:17:38.000 That's why everything floats.

02:17:40.000 Gases and us.

02:17:41.000 We're dense, too, but we would float in space just like gas.

02:17:44.000 If you do float in space.

02:17:45.000 If we got into space, you're correct.

02:17:46.000 If we got out there.

02:17:47.000 If you believe that.

02:17:48.000 Can we not go to space?

02:17:49.000 I don't know how far we can go up.

02:17:51.000 I don't know.

02:17:51.000 But Eddie, you know the space station.

02:17:52.000 I'm not sure.

02:17:53.000 You said the space shuttle went into orbit.

02:17:55.000 I don't know how far it went up.

02:17:56.000 I don't know where it went.

02:17:58.000 I know it took off, saw that, and then I see it landing.

02:18:02.000 You see that.

02:18:03.000 I don't know where it went.

02:18:04.000 You know it went way higher than a plane, right?

02:18:06.000 For sure.

02:18:07.000 Are you not confused on what laws and stuff science are, though?

02:18:09.000 Do you not see that?

02:18:10.000 Okay, we'll call it definition of...

02:18:12.000 What do we call it?

02:18:13.000 What do we call it?

02:18:14.000 We'll call it whatever you want.

02:18:15.000 In science, we call things laws.

02:18:16.000 We don't call them definitions.

02:18:18.000 In science, there are laws.

02:18:20.000 So what is that?

02:18:22.000 The horizon always rises to eye level.

02:18:25.000 What is that called?

02:18:26.000 In most cases it's math, the law.

02:18:29.000 So that math then, that formulaic equation, can go to any country and work.

02:18:36.000 I don't need to speak English to the guy in Germany to explain to him what I'm trying to get out of it. 0.89

02:18:41.000 He can test it with the same things, the same variables, and get the same thing out of it.

02:18:45.000 That's why all these things are laws, not definitions.

02:18:48.000 Thank you for clearing that up for me.

02:18:51.000 Does that work?

02:18:52.000 Do you accept that or no?

02:18:53.000 I totally accept it.

02:18:54.000 The problem is people use this verbose terminology because it makes them appear smarter than they really are.

02:18:59.000 Trying to get a point across.

02:19:00.000 No, Eddie. 1.00

02:19:00.000 They're trying to say it in a fancier way because they really didn't go to school for this shit. 1.00

02:19:05.000 So they say a bunch of shit that's not real, like the law of perspective, and it's not a law, and it belies the real problem. 1.00

02:19:11.000 They don't have an education in this stuff, and they're just talking out of their ass. 0.99

02:19:14.000 It's disrespectful to the fucking generations of people that have been studying that their whole lives, that one guy can figure out all these different things, that dinosaurs aren't real, nuclear bombs aren't real, the earth is flat. 1.00

02:19:27.000 It's ridiculous. 1.00

02:19:28.000 It's ridiculous. 0.98

02:19:29.000 Satellites aren't real. 0.97

02:19:30.000 It's ridiculous. 0.92

02:19:31.000 It's one guy. 0.99

02:19:33.000 You must be the smartest person in the world.

02:19:36.000 It's a lot of guys.

02:19:37.000 That one guy that you're pals with.

02:19:38.000 You love that stuff. 0.99

02:19:39.000 That guy's got videos on dinosaurs, on the fucking earth being flat. 0.99

02:19:42.000 He figured it all out. 0.99

02:19:43.000 He's my friend now.

02:19:44.000 I had him on my podcast.

02:19:45.000 I should ask him how much money he makes off the flat Earth.

02:19:47.000 I'd be interested to know that.

02:19:48.000 He's writing a lot of books off and a lot of YouTube videos.

02:19:50.000 I don't know.

02:19:51.000 Isn't everybody making money?

02:19:52.000 I don't know.

02:19:53.000 Isn't NASA making billions?

02:19:54.000 Well, he's not NASA. He's a guy with a YouTube account.

02:20:00.000 About the moon missions.

02:20:01.000 I don't believe ship coming from them.

02:20:03.000 We keep going back to that.

02:20:03.000 That's it, but that's the root of it all.

02:20:05.000 So don't be mad.

02:20:06.000 That's why I don't believe you should understand that.

02:20:08.000 That's not the root of it all.

02:20:08.000 That's one event.

02:20:08.000 Oh, but they're different now.

02:20:09.000 Those guys are dead.

02:20:09.000 Come on.

02:20:09.000 So because of that, the most preposterous idea available that every photo of the Earth is fake.

02:20:15.000 And there's no photos.

02:20:16.000 NASA tells you that.

02:20:17.000 NASA tells you that.

02:20:18.000 There's no photos.

02:20:19.000 They make videos of the composite.

02:20:20.000 They have special videos.

02:20:21.000 They're telling you.

02:20:21.000 You don't find a problem that there's no photos of the Earth being flat?

02:20:24.000 Not one?

02:20:25.000 There's no photos of the Earth being round either.

02:20:27.000 There's plenty.

02:20:28.000 There's not even any fake photos.

02:20:30.000 NASA will tell you they have a CGI artist.

02:20:32.000 How do we skip over that?

02:20:33.000 I think we can't get anywhere with this.

02:20:34.000 NASA can't even get a picture. 0.86

02:20:36.000 That doesn't mean anything.

02:20:38.000 That CGI artist was never proved.

02:20:39.000 It always goes back to that for me.

02:20:41.000 Jamie, you didn't see anything in there about the CGI, that article.

02:20:45.000 He just said he puts together data.

02:20:48.000 He puts together data because it has to be interpreted because you're talking about 1.7 terabytes.

02:20:52.000 You gotta play the video.

02:20:53.000 Play the video of him talking.

02:20:54.000 The video you told me to play wasn't him talking.

02:20:57.000 That was the wrong one, obviously.

02:20:58.000 Is it terabytes or terabytes?

02:20:59.000 There's a bunch where he's talking.

02:21:01.000 Terabytes like a thousand gigabytes.

02:21:02.000 He says it word for word.

02:21:03.000 He goes, well, it is photoshopped.

02:21:06.000 It is photoshopped.

02:21:07.000 It has to be.

02:21:07.000 It's...

02:21:09.000 That's exactly what he says.

02:21:10.000 It has to be.

02:21:11.000 He said in Photoshop.

02:21:12.000 He didn't say it in that article.

02:21:13.000 But he did say it coming out of his mouth.

02:21:15.000 Okay, but when you're talking, Photoshop doesn't mean that they're distorting the image.

02:21:20.000 It also can mean that they're connecting a bunch of different images to make a composite. 0.94

02:21:24.000 But when you watch him talking about how he put together the official picture of Earth from space, he's talking about cartoon animation type shit. 0.94

02:21:33.000 He's talking about his own imaginations. 0.97

02:21:36.000 Well, maybe because he's talking about this insane amount of data, 1.7 terabytes, maybe we don't understand how the fuck that gets interpreted into an image in the first place.

02:21:45.000 I don't even know if it's possible to do it in, you know, like, to have an in-perspective, like, you're looking at, like, a 12-inch screen or a 24-inch screen, whatever the fuck your monitor would be, and you're going to take this 1.7 terabyte image and shrink it down so it fits in there?

02:21:58.000 I don't understand that. 0.99

02:21:59.000 You're going to mess with some shit. 1.00

02:22:00.000 I don't understand that. 0.99

02:22:01.000 All I see is the finished product is an admitted CGI composite.

02:22:05.000 It's admitted.

02:22:06.000 It's not even...

02:22:07.000 But all of a sudden, the Japanese got real ones. 1.00

02:22:10.000 The Japanese got real ones, but NASA can't figure it out? 0.54

02:22:13.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

02:22:14.000 Eddie, NASA does have one.

02:22:15.000 That's what the problem is.

02:22:16.000 They don't.

02:22:16.000 They keep saying they don't.

02:22:17.000 From 1972. They're saying the only real one they have is from 1972. The one I just pulled up is up right now.

02:22:22.000 There's pictures from today, that Discover one.

02:22:24.000 You said that you didn't...

02:22:25.000 Go ahead, throw some pictures up.

02:22:25.000 I deleted it.

02:22:26.000 I'll get it right back.

02:22:27.000 Okay.

02:22:27.000 You guys can believe that.

02:22:28.000 That's way cool.

02:22:29.000 But why disbelieve?

02:22:30.000 Because they lied six times.

02:22:33.000 You believe in the space shuttle, but you don't believe in anything else.

02:22:35.000 That's where it ends.

02:22:36.000 No, I believe in the space shuttle goes up and flies around.

02:22:40.000 DirecTV.

02:22:41.000 I don't know what it does.

02:22:42.000 Dinosaurs.

02:22:42.000 I don't know.

02:22:43.000 Here it goes. 1.00

02:22:45.000 That looks fake as fuck. 0.98

02:22:45.000 April 16th, 2017. Anything you guys toss up is insane. 0.98

02:22:49.000 It looks fake.

02:22:50.000 I'm being honest.

02:22:51.000 They fake them all the time.

02:22:53.000 I see the fake ones off.

02:22:54.000 Do you have evidence that you would accept as real?

02:22:56.000 It looks just like the ones that were admitted that were fake.

02:22:59.000 Let's say that.

02:23:00.000 I don't know if it's fake, but they look exactly like the ones that were admitted fakes.

02:23:05.000 Will you accept anything?

02:23:06.000 So they're all fake.

02:23:07.000 If they were real, if they lived as real.

02:23:09.000 Can I send you to space?

02:23:10.000 Would you need a videographer with you to shoot the video to?

02:23:12.000 I just want to see something that's real, man. 0.98

02:23:14.000 Elon Musk sent his ass up there. 0.91

02:23:17.000 I've seen a bunch of fake ones and then you show me that one and I go, that looks like all the CGI ones I see. 0.98

02:23:21.000 I don't believe it.

02:23:22.000 Let's try to stick this landing. 1.00

02:23:26.000 God damn, this is a motherfucker of a podcast. 1.00

02:23:29.000 Jesus. 1.00

02:23:30.000 I worry about you, Eddie.

02:23:31.000 I really do.

02:23:31.000 You don't need to, man.

02:23:32.000 I'm fucking better than ever, dude. 0.98

02:23:34.000 You have no idea. 0.96

02:23:35.000 I know you're doing great, but I worry about you going down these rabbit holes of thought.

02:23:38.000 What's the big deal?

02:23:39.000 Who cares if the earth is round or flat?

02:23:41.000 It's entertaining to me.

02:23:42.000 I understand.

02:23:43.000 That's all.

02:23:43.000 What's the big deal?

02:23:44.000 I think you're very influential.

02:23:46.000 Yeah, if kids start looking into flat earth, good. 1.00

02:23:48.000 Start questioning shit. 0.99

02:23:49.000 If you look into it and you have proof that it is round, instead of going, oh, some scientist figured it out. 1.00

02:23:54.000 Somebody figured it out.

02:23:55.000 Somebody figured it out.

02:23:55.000 But you figure it out.

02:23:57.000 You try to figure You know the one thing that all we know that we don't need scientists to figure out is we know a couple things.

02:24:02.000 A compass.

02:24:03.000 A compass points to north.

02:24:04.000 It doesn't need a battery.

02:24:05.000 Do you know why?

02:24:07.000 No, no, I know.

02:24:07.000 Let me explain.

02:24:08.000 This is all we know.

02:24:09.000 This is all we know.

02:24:09.000 It's pointing to the north.

02:24:12.000 It's a magnetic force in the north.

02:24:15.000 That's all.

02:24:15.000 We know that for sure.

02:24:16.000 I don't need a scientist to confirm that.

02:24:19.000 I know that there's a force in the north, some kind of magnetic force.

02:24:23.000 What else do you What else don't I need a government scientist confirmation from?

02:24:28.000 The North Star.

02:24:30.000 It's right over the North.

02:24:31.000 Let me finish.

02:24:31.000 Let me just finish.

02:24:32.000 Let me just finish.

02:24:33.000 The North Pole, the North Star, Polaris, is directly, coincidentally, over the North Pole, where all the compasses are pointing.

02:24:41.000 All the compasses are pointing to the North Pole.

02:24:44.000 There's this magnetic force in the North Pole, and coincidentally, the Polaris...

02:24:47.000 That's not where the North Star is, Eddie.

02:24:48.000 No, I'm just saying, the Polaris is directly over the North Pole.

02:24:51.000 There's been multiple North Stars.

02:24:54.000 Is Polaris directly above the North Pole?

02:24:56.000 Do you know that there's been more than one North Star over the history of the Earth?

02:24:59.000 Where'd you get that information from?

02:25:00.000 From the internet.

02:25:01.000 Exactly.

02:25:02.000 So you don't believe that, Eddie?

02:25:03.000 I don't know.

02:25:04.000 I mean, is Polaris the North Star?

02:25:06.000 Let me read this, please.

02:25:08.000 Let me read this, please, because it'll explain.

02:25:10.000 Right now, Earth's rotation axis happens to be pointing almost exactly at Polaris, but in the year 3000 BC, the North Star was a star called Thuban, also known as Alpha Draconis.

02:25:21.000 In about 13,000 years from now, the procession of the rotation axis will mean that the bright star Vega will be the North Star.

02:25:30.000 That's according to NASA. That's according to every scientist that studies it, Eddie.

02:25:34.000 How do you know that?

02:25:35.000 Because that's why it's still up.

02:25:37.000 How do you know that?

02:25:39.000 You just said some stuff you don't know.

02:25:40.000 You said I don't know?

02:25:42.000 Listen, there's no dispute about this. 0.99

02:25:43.000 I bet Jamie could pull up a hundred different fucking things that'll show you the same thing. 0.98

02:25:47.000 On the internet. 0.97

02:25:48.000 But it's not just on the internet, Eddie.

02:25:49.000 It's okay if you get information on the internet, but it's not okay if I get information.

02:25:53.000 It's an information war.

02:25:54.000 That's what it is.

02:25:55.000 If you get your information, there's information on both sides.

02:25:58.000 It's okay.

02:25:59.000 The internet's okay when you guys look at it, but not when I look at it.

02:26:01.000 North Star changes over time.

02:26:02.000 University of, what is that, Michigan?

02:26:04.000 It's only okay if you guys look at it.

02:26:05.000 Does that make sense?

02:26:06.000 That doesn't make any sense.

02:26:07.000 That's not science to me.

02:26:07.000 Why does that not make sense?

02:26:08.000 No, I said, it doesn't make sense that the internet only works for you and not for me.

02:26:12.000 No, it works when you keep looking at it over and over and over again from all these multiple sources.

02:26:16.000 Wouldn't you just assume that all these universities...

02:26:19.000 You said over and over and over and over, and then you didn't...

02:26:22.000 Chetty, why are you playing games?

02:26:23.000 This is like you're playing tic-tac-toe.

02:26:25.000 You're not looking at the truth.

02:26:26.000 You're playing like a little jujitsu game here.

02:26:28.000 Hey, if you want to believe NASA after, you know they fake six...

02:26:31.000 This isn't NASA. It's all government science.

02:26:33.000 It's all government science.

02:26:35.000 You tell me then, why does that compass point towards the north?

02:26:38.000 I don't know.

02:26:39.000 We know there's a magnetic force in the North Pole, right?

02:26:45.000 And we know that Polaris is right over the North Pole and the constellations rotate around Polaris.

02:26:51.000 Polaris is a fixed star and the constellations rotate around that and it's right over the North Pole.

02:26:58.000 How much time have you spent going over astronomy?

02:27:00.000 How much time have you actually spent going over astronomy?

02:27:02.000 Is that not true?

02:27:03.000 No.

02:27:04.000 Explain.

02:27:05.000 What did I say wrong?

02:27:06.000 You and Eric DeBay repeat that over and over again like the sky doesn't change at night.

02:27:10.000 No, no.

02:27:10.000 What I said, I never said that.

02:27:12.000 You said the stars don't move.

02:27:14.000 Does the Polaris star stay ahead over the North Pole?

02:27:18.000 Yes or no?

02:27:19.000 And do the constellations rotate around Polaris?

02:27:22.000 No?

02:27:22.000 The constellations don't rotate, no.

02:27:24.000 No, they spin around.

02:27:25.000 When you look at time-lapse photography of Polaris, you could watch time-lapse.

02:27:29.000 All the constellations go on.

02:27:31.000 Polaris is the fixed star.

02:27:32.000 That's why you could find your way around and just find the North Star.

02:27:35.000 It doesn't move.

02:27:36.000 Explain that.

02:27:38.000 And if the Earth is spinning like we know it is, what's directly above the Earth would stay the same because the Earth is spinning faster than space is.

02:27:47.000 Earth is spinning a thousand miles an hour in a circle.

02:27:49.000 Even though the cosmos is spinning, the cosmos changes as well.

02:27:52.000 There's a lot of things that change.

02:27:54.000 And the sky looks different all the time.

02:27:55.000 Polaris doesn't change.

02:27:56.000 It stays right over the North Pole.

02:27:58.000 But if you were spinning, and you're talking about a small window of time, when they're taking these time-lapse photographs, they're taking them over a few hours.

02:28:05.000 Yes, but...

02:28:06.000 Do you understand that?

02:28:07.000 That if you're looking up over a few hours, and you have one light that's directly overhead, and the other ones are circulant, The one light that's directly overhead over a few hours is not going to move enough to register in the photograph.

02:28:17.000 But the ones on the sides are.

02:28:19.000 When you're looking at a time lapse, you're looking at a time lapse over a few hours.

02:28:22.000 If you were looking at a time lapse over months or years, you would see that thing spinning too.

02:28:28.000 Polaris would still be in the same spot.

02:28:30.000 No, you'd have the precession of the equinoxes.

02:28:31.000 It changes the rotation of the Earth.

02:28:33.000 The Earth wobbles on its axis.

02:28:37.000 They've been tracking that forever.

02:28:38.000 You can watch Time Elapsed Photography on YouTube.

02:28:40.000 Are you not listening to me?

02:28:42.000 Time Elapsed Photography is over a few hours, Eddie.

02:28:45.000 Over a few hours, you can see constellations circling around Polaris.

02:28:52.000 That's one motion, right?

02:28:53.000 You capture one motion in that Time Elapsed Photography.

02:28:57.000 But science is telling us that there's four motions going on.

02:29:01.000 There are.

02:29:01.000 They're just much slower.

02:29:03.000 You're talking about something that you're looking at that's very quick over a very short amount of time.

02:29:07.000 But year after year, decade after decade, Polaris is in the same spot.

02:29:13.000 You gotta find one of Polaris.

02:29:14.000 Why?

02:29:14.000 When I look for the specific one that you're looking for.

02:29:17.000 Find Polaris.

02:29:18.000 And then find the time-lapse.

02:29:19.000 Because that's the only one that isn't moving and everything's going around it.

02:29:23.000 Eddie, Eddie, what are you looking at right there?

02:29:24.000 When you see that, that time-lapse photo of space. 0.99

02:29:26.000 I see shit spinning. 0.99

02:29:27.000 Right. 0.99

02:29:28.000 The Earth in the sky is up there.

02:29:30.000 Is the sky spinning or is the Earth spinning?

02:29:32.000 What do you think?

02:29:33.000 I think the sky's spinning.

02:29:34.000 Jesus Christ.

02:29:36.000 Why would people be lying about that?

02:29:38.000 Why would they lie about that?

02:29:41.000 Look, there's Polaris.

02:29:42.000 Right, you know why?

02:29:43.000 Because it's in the center, Eddie.

02:29:44.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:29:45.000 It's always there.

02:29:46.000 It's like a 30 second picture.

02:29:47.000 No, you're talking about something that happens very quickly.

02:29:49.000 But all those other constellations are moving really quick.

02:29:51.000 Eddie, it's the one that's directly overhead.

02:29:53.000 Okay. 0.85

02:29:54.000 If you have a ball and you spin it on your finger like Michael Jordan, the outside equator of the ball is gonna spin like fucking crazy in this big, long, wide loop.

02:30:03.000 But the tip of the ball is gonna spin in a very short, tight circle.

02:30:07.000 Right?

02:30:08.000 When you see the Harlem Globetrotters...

02:30:11.000 You can test it yourself, Eddie.

02:30:13.000 If you just point a camera in the same spot out of your window for like three months straight, take a photo, maybe even four or five.

02:30:18.000 I'm talking about Polaris.

02:30:19.000 I'm talking about Polaris.

02:30:20.000 I'm going to give you an example to test it for yourself to show you that the stars in the sky that you'll see above your head, like you've claimed to go out and look out every night, will be different throughout the year.

02:30:29.000 No, no, no.

02:30:30.000 They won't be different.

02:30:32.000 They're moving.

02:30:32.000 They are rotating.

02:30:33.000 They are rotating around Polaris.

02:30:35.000 They're not going to be in the same spot.

02:30:36.000 Because they're rotating.

02:30:37.000 They are moving.

02:30:38.000 Okay.

02:30:40.000 They are moving, but you're always going to see Polaris.

02:30:42.000 Why would you think that this is a conspiracy?

02:30:44.000 Why would they lie about the Earth spinning when it's really the universe spinning?

02:30:48.000 Are they not stars?

02:30:49.000 They're trying to control us.

02:30:50.000 I don't know.

02:30:51.000 What are they?

02:30:51.000 I don't know.

02:30:52.000 People.

02:30:52.000 LEDs?

02:30:53.000 People looking down.

02:30:54.000 I don't think they're LEDs.

02:30:55.000 Are they aliens?

02:30:56.000 Happy people.

02:30:57.000 They're souls.

02:30:58.000 They're angels.

02:30:59.000 You're telling me my grandma's out there?

02:31:01.000 Flying unicorns, bro.

02:31:02.000 Your grandma's flying unicorns. 1.00

02:31:04.000 I haven't even told you the craziest shit. 1.00

02:31:05.000 Oh, you certainly have. 0.99

02:31:06.000 I haven't even had nothing to do with Flat Earth. 1.00

02:31:09.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00

02:31:10.000 What's the craziest shit? 1.00

02:31:12.000 Crazier than Flat Earth? 1.00

02:31:14.000 Crazier than Flat Earth.

02:31:15.000 Why save it?

02:31:17.000 I don't want you guys to make fun of me.

02:31:19.000 You don't want me to make fun of you?

02:31:20.000 You guys already making fun of me from flat earth?

02:31:22.000 I've never made fun of you.

02:31:24.000 I just don't trust NASA. You're in the safe zone.

02:31:27.000 You have a circle of trust. 1.00

02:31:29.000 You want to hear some crazy shit? 1.00

02:31:30.000 Please. 1.00

02:31:31.000 I'm scared.

02:31:32.000 Can we end on this?

02:31:33.000 Yeah, let's end.

02:31:33.000 No, I want to end on the crazy.

02:31:35.000 I want to end on the crazy.

02:31:36.000 You sure?

02:31:37.000 Yeah, just don't make it long.

02:31:39.000 Drop it now and we'll go into it next time.

02:31:40.000 Drop it and then cut it.

02:31:41.000 If you drop it now, we'll never make it out of here.

02:31:42.000 No, drop it and then cut it.

02:31:44.000 It's 6 o'clock.

02:31:45.000 I know.

02:31:45.000 I just wanted to drop it and cut it.

02:31:47.000 Oh shit, yeah. 1.00

02:31:47.000 At six o'clock? 1.00

02:31:48.000 Yeah, at six o'clock.

02:31:49.000 We'll save it for next.

02:31:50.000 Unless you want to hear it now, I don't know.

02:31:53.000 It's too crazy.

02:31:54.000 It's too crazy.

02:31:54.000 Let's go.

02:31:55.000 Do it.

02:31:56.000 It's too crazy.

02:31:57.000 Okay.

02:31:57.000 It's really, really crazy.

02:31:59.000 We'll talk off air about this. 0.99

02:32:00.000 Holy shit, my head hurts. 1.00

02:32:01.000 It's so crazy, it'll discredit the flat earth theory. 1.00

02:32:05.000 My mind can't handle it, Eddie.

02:32:07.000 Everything is a conspiracy.

02:32:09.000 I left this one to you guys.

02:32:10.000 You need a t-shirt that says everything is conspiracy.

02:32:12.000 Life is a conspiracy. 1.00

02:32:13.000 You make Alex Jones look like fucking Gandhi. 1.00

02:32:16.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:32:17.000 Alex Jones, 90% of the conspiracy theories, is like, well, that's all bullshit. 1.00

02:32:22.000 But Eddie just... 0.98

02:32:24.000 He's fully in.

02:32:25.000 You gotta appreciate the hustle by Eddie.

02:32:27.000 Alex Jones is like a blue belt conspiracy theorist.

02:32:30.000 Wow, I can't believe you said that.

02:32:32.000 Let's end on that.

02:32:34.000 Let's end on that.

02:32:35.000 Good night, everybody.

02:32:36.000 Much love. 0.99

02:32:37.000 Blue belts are fucking badass. 0.99

02:32:38.000 Much love. 0.99

02:32:43.000 Oh, man.

02:32:44.000 I didn't...

The Joe Rogan Experience - April 18, 2017

Joe Rogan Experience #948 - Brendan Schaub & Eddie Bravo

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