The Joe Rogan Experience

00:00:00.000 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

00:00:06.000 Fresh from fucking Dublin!

00:00:12.000 Brendan Schaub returns!

00:00:15.000 You were in the motherland.

00:00:17.000 You were in the motherland for days.

00:00:18.000 I was, man.

00:00:19.000 The motherland.

00:00:20.000 Now it's the motherland.

00:00:21.000 Well, it's sort of one quarter of my heritage.

00:00:24.000 It's the capital of fighting, that's for sure.

00:00:26.000 Rogan is an Irish name.

00:00:27.000 I don't know if you know that, lad.

00:00:29.000 Is it really?

00:00:30.000 Yeah.

00:00:30.000 I'm one quarter Irish.

00:00:31.000 Everyone out there, bring Rogan out!

00:00:34.000 I'm like, what do you want me?

00:00:36.000 Talk to him, man.

00:00:37.000 Rogan, you're Irish, aren't you?

00:00:39.000 Aren't you?

00:00:41.000 Fucking animals, bro.

00:00:42.000 Favorite place I've ever been.

00:00:43.000 Really?

00:00:43.000 Yeah, man.

00:00:44.000 Those are savages.

00:00:46.000 Savages.

00:00:47.000 It's not even that they're savages.

00:00:48.000 They're super friendly.

00:00:49.000 Yeah, they're very friendly.

00:00:50.000 So friendly.

00:00:51.000 Not that people in Australia or London or Manchester weren't, but in Dublin, I was like, damn, I don't want to leave, man.

00:00:58.000 Like, I loved it.

00:00:59.000 I was thinking yesterday when I was watching, like, Conor McGregor work out and, like, all the people surrounding him while he's working out.

00:01:06.000 You know, one of those open workouts.

00:01:07.000 It's real weird.

00:01:07.000 You know, he's standing around hitting the bag and he seems to just be doing his work, doing his normal work, you know, hitting the bag.

00:01:13.000 But there's Just this circle of people, like right there.

00:01:17.000 Like he's a lion.

00:01:18.000 Well it's not only that, he can't even move.

00:01:20.000 No.

00:01:21.000 Like he can't like dance around, he can't back up too much.

00:01:23.000 He's just right in front of that bag and he's gotta pretend those people aren't there as he works his combinations.

00:01:29.000 It's just a show, right?

00:01:29.000 It's just a show to hype the fight more.

00:01:31.000 I guess it is.

00:01:32.000 I guess it is.

00:01:32.000 And then the bots and purists make fun of him.

00:01:34.000 Yeah.

00:01:34.000 Because of his movement.

00:01:35.000 Yeah.

00:01:35.000 They won't make fun of him if he lands the way he did in that clip of Pauly.

00:01:38.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:01:39.000 Dude, when he landed that straight left, blam, and snapped Pauly's head back.

00:01:43.000 I'm like, hey, Pauly, why didn't you talk about that?

00:01:46.000 He's been on a tear just going off.

00:01:49.000 That's really significant.

00:01:50.000 But if a guy like Conor McGregor does that, that is straight and clean and sneaky.

00:01:56.000 16 ounces, too.

00:01:57.000 And a little off-speed, like a little off-speed in the initial part of the movement, and he drops it in, bang!

00:02:02.000 It's like snake-like left hand.

00:02:04.000 Like, he's getting super comfortable if he can do that to Paulie Malignaggi.

00:02:08.000 Like, whatever you say about those clips, all we know is that that's what we've seen.

00:02:12.000 We've only seen these little short little clips.

00:02:15.000 Like, right here, watch this left hand.

00:02:16.000 Watch how he sneaks this in.

00:02:19.000 Boom!

00:02:21.000 Speed, son.

00:02:22.000 Timing.

00:02:23.000 Are they the ounces on, too?

00:02:25.000 That left hand is fucking legit.

00:02:28.000 Super legit.

00:02:29.000 Here it is again.

00:02:30.000 Watch this.

00:02:33.000 Boom!

00:02:34.000 Dude, that is down the pipe.

00:02:36.000 Call it what you want.

00:02:37.000 I mean, granted, that's the 12th round, but still, Paul, two-time world champion.

00:02:41.000 Yeah, I don't know what round that was.

00:02:42.000 I don't care.

00:02:43.000 Me neither.

00:02:44.000 I don't care either.

00:02:44.000 If Conor can do that with that kind of speed to Paulie Malignaggi and time that like that, that's...

00:02:49.000 Look, you can't sleep on him.

00:02:52.000 He's got magic.

00:02:53.000 That's what I'm saying, Joe.

00:02:55.000 It doesn't always work.

00:02:56.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:02:57.000 It doesn't always work.

00:02:58.000 It kind of does.

00:02:58.000 Nate Diaz has a little magic, too.

00:03:00.000 Different type of magic.

00:03:02.000 Yeah, but in that fight, Nate Diaz had the magic.

00:03:05.000 It was just not Conor's night.

00:03:08.000 The rematch was Conor's night.

00:03:09.000 Nah, not really.

00:03:10.000 No, I don't think it was.

00:03:12.000 I think the rematch was both of their night.

00:03:14.000 I think if you really want to look at that fight honestly, the second fight, I don't think you see a winner.

00:03:18.000 The only thing that I think you could say makes Conor a winner is that he dropped Nate.

00:03:23.000 Multiple times.

00:03:24.000 But Nate was saying that he went down with punches anyway because he was hoping Conor would follow him to the ground, which may or may not be true.

00:03:30.000 But it is a good strategy if you have a wicked guard.

00:03:31.000 You've been watching the sport way too long to believe that.

00:03:34.000 Nate's got a wicked guard.

00:03:35.000 If he really did decide to get, like when he gets clipped, just to go down with it and to try to bring him to the ground.

00:03:42.000 Look, Fabricio does that.

00:03:43.000 Fabricio Verdun absolutely does that.

00:03:45.000 He doesn't do it by getting dropped in the face with the left hand.

00:03:49.000 Well, it was a very good shot, no doubt about it.

00:03:51.000 But the idea is, if you get hit with a good shot, you can decide to go down.

00:03:56.000 Bait him in.

00:03:57.000 You can decide to bait him in.

00:03:58.000 Three times in a row?

00:03:59.000 I think you have to take it into consideration as a possibility.

00:04:02.000 Maybe once?

00:04:03.000 Three in a row?

00:04:04.000 It might be every time he would try it.

00:04:06.000 We've never seen him do it before.

00:04:08.000 You're right, we never have seen him do it before.

00:04:09.000 He doesn't have these tendencies.

00:04:10.000 The only guy who's ever really fucked up, Nate, in a fight is Josh Thompson.

00:04:15.000 Josh Thompson head kicked him, and every other fight, even when he's gotten beat up, like the Dos Anjos fight, he's got his legs beat up, and Dos Anjos definitely won a decision.

00:04:25.000 Nate didn't get fucked up and stopped.

00:04:27.000 He's never got his ass whooped.

00:04:28.000 Josh is the only one who stopped him.

00:04:29.000 Yeah, but he's still never got his ass whooped.

00:04:31.000 Never got his ass whooped.

00:04:32.000 Well, you know what?

00:04:33.000 You could say the Dos Anjos fight was kind of a beating.

00:04:35.000 Dos Anjos is just kicking the shit out of his leg.

00:04:37.000 But he's still coming forward.

00:04:38.000 Yeah, 100%.

00:04:39.000 He's never been broke, you can say that.

00:04:42.000 They've never broke his will.

00:04:43.000 100%.

00:04:43.000 Even in the Thompson fight, if they let it go, he probably would have recovered eventually if he didn't go unconscious.

00:04:47.000 Correct.

00:04:48.000 See, I think the real test of who's better, Conor McGregor or Nate Diaz, is if they fight at 55 in the trilogy fight.

00:04:55.000 Because 70, it's a toss-up.

00:04:56.000 Nate won one, Conor won one, that's whatever.

00:04:58.000 They're both not fighting at 70. If they go to 55, you have your true, I think, winner there.

00:05:03.000 Well, you know what?

00:05:03.000 I mean, I like Nate at 55 better anyway.

00:05:07.000 Me too.

00:05:07.000 Way better.

00:05:07.000 When he gets real lean, like in the Michael Johnson fight, come on.

00:05:10.000 Best he's ever looked, dude.

00:05:11.000 Destroy Johnson.

00:05:13.000 Shredded at the way in.

00:05:14.000 Shredded city.

00:05:14.000 My man was jacked!

00:05:15.000 Yes.

00:05:16.000 Just jacked!

00:05:18.000 I'm assuming that's what he's waiting for, because they've offered him fights, right?

00:05:21.000 But he's just waiting for that big Conor Payday.

00:05:23.000 I think him and his brother are smart.

00:05:25.000 They're huge cultural icons.

00:05:26.000 They can go places and get paid.

00:05:28.000 And they're still in the mix for whatever weight class, whether it's 55 or 70. Sure he is, if he wants to be.

00:05:35.000 No, he's suspended for a very long time.

00:05:37.000 He's just got to pay.

00:05:38.000 He's just got to pay.

00:05:39.000 Does he?

00:05:40.000 Yeah, it's not a suspension anymore.

00:05:41.000 Really?

00:05:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:42.000 What it is, is he owes them $100,000, and he won't give it.

00:05:47.000 So, so gangster.

00:05:48.000 Well, they wanted like 165. I think he gave him like 65. You can argue that though.

00:05:53.000 Like, remember with Conor, like, listen, you're suspended.

00:05:55.000 You're not fighting.

00:05:56.000 You got to shoot a commercial for us.

00:05:57.000 Remember that?

00:05:58.000 They asked him to shoot a bullying commercial and pay $175,000.

00:06:01.000 Conor went, cool, just not fighting Vegas.

00:06:03.000 They went, All right, no money, just a 15-second tweet, and then we'll let you fight here.

00:06:09.000 Well, you've got to realize, when a guy's throwing a Monster Energy drink, and they're throwing water bottles, I don't like to say this, but this is true.

00:06:18.000 There's a big part of what's going on there that is theatrics that's no different than pro wrestling.

00:06:23.000 It's called selling a fight.

00:06:24.000 It's called selling a fight, and that's what they're doing.

00:06:26.000 They're throwing shit at each other, selling a fight.

00:06:27.000 Do you think he's really trying to incite a riot?

00:06:31.000 Occasionally, yes.

00:06:32.000 The DC Jon Jones thing, that was legit.

00:06:34.000 Different animal.

00:06:35.000 And how much did that sell the fight?

00:06:37.000 The UFC was like, let's just keep that in a loop.

00:06:39.000 They kept playing it over and over.

00:06:40.000 Non-stop.

00:06:41.000 And then they're like, we do not approve of this.

00:06:43.000 This is ridiculous.

00:06:44.000 Show it one more time.

00:06:45.000 Show it again.

00:06:45.000 One more time.

00:06:46.000 I love that, though.

00:06:47.000 Best clip ever.

00:06:49.000 Did they capitalize?

00:06:51.000 I don't know if they did.

00:06:52.000 On the Jon Jones saying, I did cocaine a week before I beat your ass.

00:06:57.000 No, they didn't.

00:06:58.000 That was during that press.

00:06:59.000 The greatest line.

00:07:00.000 The most savage line ever.

00:07:02.000 Ever.

00:07:03.000 Dude, Jon Jones is no joke.

00:07:05.000 And Jon Jones like in shape with something to prove like he did against Cormier.

00:07:09.000 Scary.

00:07:10.000 God.

00:07:10.000 So scary.

00:07:12.000 God damn it.

00:07:12.000 When he kicked him in the face.

00:07:14.000 My word.

00:07:15.000 How about the fact that he says the exact perfect thing after the fight's over?

00:07:19.000 Correct.

00:07:20.000 About Daniel.

00:07:21.000 Smart marketing.

00:07:21.000 About Daniel.

00:07:22.000 It's just, you know, I mean, it's just championship.

00:07:24.000 It felt real for the first time, too.

00:07:25.000 Yeah, he probably felt so much gratitude.

00:07:28.000 When I said to him, I didn't know what I was going to say to him, but when I said to him, you made it back.

00:07:33.000 That's how I felt.

00:07:34.000 Not just that he made it back to the title, but he made it back from the dark lands.

00:07:38.000 From life.

00:07:39.000 He made it back from running away from a hit-and-run accident with who knows what the fuck you've got on you.

00:07:44.000 All that.

00:07:45.000 Made it back is an understatement.

00:07:47.000 I mean, homeboy...

00:07:49.000 And people never stopped cheering for him.

00:07:51.000 Very interesting.

00:07:53.000 You know?

00:07:53.000 People are mad at DC. They boo DC, but then John Jones, his fame went up.

00:07:59.000 He hit a pregnant lady, broke her arm, and ran from the scene.

00:08:03.000 It's crazy.

00:08:03.000 I don't understand.

00:08:04.000 First of all, I don't understand how you could not be a fan of DC. I don't understand it.

00:08:08.000 I don't understand.

00:08:09.000 There's nothing wrong with him.

00:08:10.000 What would you not be a fan of?

00:08:12.000 The guy's a fucking animal.

00:08:13.000 He won the Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix.

00:08:16.000 Undefeated at Heavyweight.

00:08:18.000 I mean, he's throwing around Josh Barnett, who's a 255-pound gorilla.

00:08:23.000 Daniel Cormier is hoisting him through the air.

00:08:25.000 Spiking him on his head.

00:08:26.000 Just blam!

00:08:27.000 He's macho, man.

00:08:28.000 I mean, the guy gets into MMA fairly late in his career, right?

00:08:33.000 Massively successful amateur wrestler.

00:08:36.000 Gets into MMA and says he's running through people.

00:08:39.000 Has a fight, the first fight in the UFC he has against Frank fucking Mir.

00:08:43.000 Beats the brakes off of him.

00:08:43.000 Former UFC heavyweight champion, your first fight in the UFC. And beats the brakes off him.

00:08:48.000 Yeah, and beats the brakes off him.

00:08:48.000 I mean, it wasn't the greatest fight, but still whooped his ass.

00:08:51.000 Yeah, I mean...

00:08:51.000 Got underhook and did work.

00:08:53.000 It's just people got mad at him for the Anderson Silva fight, that he held Anderson Silva down.

00:08:57.000 That one bothered me a little bit, too.

00:08:58.000 I can see why fans are like, come on, man.

00:09:00.000 Anderson Silva at 2A notice, or whatever the hell it was, come on.

00:09:03.000 But Anderson front-kicked him in the gut.

00:09:05.000 Remember that?

00:09:05.000 Yeah.

00:09:06.000 Hilarious.

00:09:07.000 He hurt him.

00:09:07.000 He just didn't take a chance, especially UFC 200. It's such a big card and there's so much hope when you don't perform.

00:09:13.000 People are like, come on, man.

00:09:14.000 And with DC, I think the biggest thing is, and it's not his fault, he's better than everyone in the world at light heavyweight except for Jon Jones.

00:09:21.000 So when Jon left and he had the title, people are like, that's fake.

00:09:24.000 That's not his fault.

00:09:25.000 It's not his fault.

00:09:26.000 That's Jon.

00:09:27.000 Be mad at Jon.

00:09:27.000 Could you imagine if you could get Daniel's brain...

00:09:31.000 Inside of Rumble's body.

00:09:33.000 Oh my god.

00:09:34.000 That doesn't happen, right?

00:09:36.000 Isn't that interesting how that doesn't happen?

00:09:38.000 It's like Jon Jones is the closest thing to a guy who's got insane talent, but he also has like almost like that Daryl Elkins, Darren Elkins rather, the Darren Elkins mentality of like never quit.

00:09:52.000 Remember when he got his arm hyperextended like real bad by Vitor?

00:09:57.000 His arm was fucked up.

00:09:59.000 Never tapped.

00:10:00.000 You know, when he fought the Gustafson fight, he wasn't in shape at all.

00:10:04.000 And went a five-hour round.

00:10:06.000 Which, to me, was the best fight ever.

00:10:08.000 And was winning the final round.

00:10:11.000 Or how about against Ryan Bader?

00:10:12.000 Ryan Bader's freaking good.

00:10:14.000 I think at times he's ranked four or five in the world.

00:10:16.000 Doesn't even really train.

00:10:17.000 They said they saw him like two days.

00:10:19.000 And went in there and cradled him like a baby and whooped his ass in the first round.

00:10:23.000 Just beat his ass.

00:10:24.000 I mean, it's just talking about a different animal, man.

00:10:26.000 He's a different animal, but he's also got this mindset.

00:10:30.000 Like, he has a real champion's mindset.

00:10:32.000 Whereas, like, Rumble doesn't really like to fight.

00:10:34.000 He's just super good at it.

00:10:36.000 You don't think Rumble likes it?

00:10:37.000 He says he doesn't.

00:10:38.000 Oh, has he said that?

00:10:39.000 He says he doesn't.

00:10:40.000 He says he doesn't want to fight anymore.

00:10:40.000 He says he doesn't want brain trauma.

00:10:42.000 He doesn't want to be rolling around with dudes.

00:10:43.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:10:44.000 I thought you were saying that.

00:10:45.000 I got that confused with DC. Oh, yeah.

00:10:47.000 Rumble's done.

00:10:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:48.000 How good?

00:10:48.000 But Rumble is, like, the scariest guy ever at 205 when it comes to striking.

00:10:53.000 Like, who the fuck's ever been scarier than Rumble?

00:10:55.000 Nobody.

00:10:56.000 Ostermeyer.

00:10:57.000 Pretty goddamn close right now, right?

00:10:59.000 Hoo, he's scary right now.

00:11:00.000 No technique, just fucking...

00:11:02.000 Oh, he's got technique, man.

00:11:04.000 No, I'm just saying.

00:11:04.000 I'm just playing.

00:11:05.000 He's got serious technique.

00:11:06.000 Oh, dude.

00:11:07.000 Jimmy Manolet?

00:11:08.000 Cool, he's like, you're a power puncher?

00:11:09.000 Dude.

00:11:09.000 Very cool.

00:11:10.000 Check this out.

00:11:11.000 Yeah.

00:11:11.000 Goof!

00:11:12.000 Interesting cat, man.

00:11:13.000 Interesting cat.

00:11:14.000 Number three, was he three in the world?

00:11:15.000 Yeah, he knocked out Sarkunov, right?

00:11:17.000 He knocked out Misha.

00:11:19.000 And then just murks Jimmy Manoa.

00:11:22.000 Like walked through him and called it too.

00:11:24.000 He's like, I'm knocking him out in the first minute or so.

00:11:26.000 I'm just going to go do it.

00:11:27.000 Jesus Christ.

00:11:28.000 And Jimmy didn't even land anything.

00:11:29.000 Like inside this clinch, he catches him with that hard left hook.

00:11:33.000 He's got hammers for fists too, bro.

00:11:36.000 But he's, like, rushing in.

00:11:37.000 Like, he's not calculated.

00:11:38.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:39.000 Like, he's not calculated like a John or, you know, like a JDS where he's sitting back reading guys.

00:11:42.000 But he's got confidence in his power, for sure.

00:11:44.000 The dude has brick hands, too.

00:11:46.000 You ever shake his hand?

00:11:47.000 No, apparently.

00:11:47.000 Big old Brock Lesnar-style hands.

00:11:49.000 Now, does that work against a Gus Finn and Jon Jones is the question.

00:11:52.000 Can I find out soon, bitch?

00:11:54.000 That motherfucker might be champion of the world.

00:11:55.000 Just 70 Twitter followers.

00:11:57.000 Just fucking light heavyweight champion of the world.

00:12:00.000 UFC's like, fuck!

00:12:03.000 Just what do you do, bro?

00:12:05.000 Well, you know what?

00:12:06.000 I don't know.

00:12:06.000 He's changing his nickname to no time.

00:12:09.000 Is that what he changed his nickname to?

00:12:10.000 That's awful!

00:12:11.000 Short time, no time.

00:12:13.000 Because he was pointing to his watch after the fight.

00:12:16.000 It's time!

00:12:17.000 That was like his move.

00:12:18.000 Oh yeah, no time.

00:12:19.000 No time.

00:12:20.000 After the fight, he was pointing to his watch.

00:12:22.000 He's like, this is my new nickname.

00:12:23.000 It's time!

00:12:24.000 I have no time.

00:12:25.000 No time!

00:12:26.000 He's nasty, man.

00:12:28.000 He's very nasty.

00:12:29.000 He's got real, legit, 100% one-punch power.

00:12:33.000 And when he clips guys, you can see they're like, oh, shit!

00:12:37.000 And he goes bananas on them.

00:12:39.000 See, I think they should do Gustvin Jones, right?

00:12:42.000 And then do Ozdemeyer vs.

00:12:45.000 DC. Well, if DC wants to fight again, we're going to see what happens.

00:12:48.000 Did you see what DC said?

00:12:50.000 He goes, not only am I going to fight again, I'm going to fight John again.

00:12:53.000 Jesus Christ!

00:12:56.000 Give it up.

00:12:56.000 My heart can't take it.

00:12:57.000 You think you should give it up?

00:12:59.000 I think he gets right back in there.

00:13:00.000 Why not?

00:13:01.000 It was a good fight up until the moment John landed that high kick.

00:13:04.000 I agree.

00:13:05.000 I don't think he ever beats John.

00:13:07.000 You might be right, but you might be wrong.

00:13:09.000 And then it gets even crazier.

00:13:11.000 See, I don't think he's ever going to get the fight either.

00:13:13.000 I don't want to see it again.

00:13:14.000 He certainly could if he beats a few people.

00:13:17.000 He certainly could because you could play clips of that fight and say, you know, he was doing very well in that fight.

00:13:22.000 I think John was winning.

00:13:23.000 I think John was landing more volume and he was mixing things up really well.

00:13:29.000 That was ring rust, too.

00:13:30.000 That's John kind of feeling things out, and then once he got comfortable, oh, this is what we're doing.

00:13:34.000 He didn't seem ring rusty at all.

00:13:37.000 He seemed smooth right from the beginning.

00:13:39.000 A little smooth, but I do think DC's pressure and stuff like that, and just getting under his feet, and once he did, then he started to tee off and take over.

00:13:45.000 I think, yeah, he found his rhythm and he found DC's timing.

00:13:49.000 And then they settled in a little bit, too, once they got into the second round.

00:13:52.000 Both guys had exerted quite a bit of energy, hit each other quite a few times.

00:13:56.000 And then that third round.

00:13:58.000 I think that was DC's best chance to beat him.

00:14:00.000 Now John's off to the races.

00:14:01.000 Now it's Ozdemeyer, good luck with no time.

00:14:04.000 There's Ozdemeyer, there's Gustvin, then Brock Lesnar, you got Stipe.

00:14:08.000 I think he goes to heavyweight.

00:14:10.000 Who knows, man?

00:14:11.000 I mean, if they work out some sort of a deal where he fights Brock Lesnar...

00:14:15.000 Oh, they will.

00:14:16.000 Good Lord!

00:14:17.000 Come on, Joe.

00:14:18.000 Of course they will.

00:14:19.000 When he called him out at the end of the fight, I was like, oh my goodness.

00:14:23.000 I saw Brad Pitt shadow box on Instagram.

00:14:26.000 I'm like, you better be careful, son.

00:14:27.000 UFC gonna reach out, sign you to CM Punk.

00:14:29.000 You better watch your...

00:14:31.000 I think Brad Pitt would fuck CM Punk.

00:14:34.000 Me too, though.

00:14:35.000 The Brad Pitt from Snatch?

00:14:36.000 Also, I think Brad Pitt, that guy lived with Angelina Jolie for like 10 years.

00:14:41.000 You know how much rage she must have pent up inside of him?

00:14:44.000 Him or Johnny Depp?

00:14:45.000 Talk of organic, sustainable farming and adopting new kids.

00:14:50.000 You got random kids?

00:14:51.000 Who the fuck is this?

00:14:53.000 Just run!

00:14:54.000 He just wants to smash, just go in there and fuck him up.

00:14:57.000 Pit smash?

00:14:58.000 Just pit smash on bitches?

00:15:00.000 Just so angry at listening to that crazy lady he lived with for decades.

00:15:04.000 It made him an alcoholic.

00:15:05.000 Do you hear it?

00:15:06.000 He's like, I was a raging alcoholic.

00:15:07.000 I'm sure he was.

00:15:08.000 We got these random kids.

00:15:10.000 He goes, I love kids, but there's a new one every goddamn day.

00:15:12.000 Like, I can't keep up, man.

00:15:13.000 Just kid after kid.

00:15:15.000 Oh my god.

00:15:16.000 Yeah, I mean, that's just my opinion.

00:15:18.000 He'd slap a bitch, though.

00:15:19.000 I mean, maybe she's a wonderful person.

00:15:21.000 I mean, she obviously is very charitable.

00:15:23.000 Maybe she's exhausting, too, though.

00:15:24.000 She might be exhausting!

00:15:26.000 That's the vibe I get.

00:15:27.000 Hey, bro, she had a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood that she carried around her neck.

00:15:32.000 And Billy Bob, I'm not hating on you, she was, and is, fucking beautiful.

00:15:36.000 I get how you make some mistakes.

00:15:38.000 She's a timepiece then.

00:15:38.000 I get how people make mistakes.

00:15:40.000 Blood around your neck then?

00:15:41.000 Hey, what are we gonna do?

00:15:43.000 We're gonna live forever?

00:15:43.000 I'll take a chance.

00:15:45.000 I bet she was a freakin' bed.

00:15:46.000 For a guy like him, when does a guy like him get a girl like that?

00:15:49.000 The universes have to collide.

00:15:52.000 There has to be some wormhole.

00:15:53.000 You gotta talk such mad shit, she puts your blood around her neck.

00:15:57.000 He's a bad motherfucker, though.

00:15:59.000 Super strong dick game.

00:16:00.000 She wore blood around her neck, Joe.

00:16:02.000 I think they both did.

00:16:03.000 They wore each other's blood.

00:16:05.000 Yeah, that's what they're doing.

00:16:06.000 They're both wearing each other's blood.

00:16:07.000 That's another level.

00:16:10.000 Not only that, but here's the real problem with it.

00:16:12.000 You tell people about it.

00:16:14.000 Yeah, just keep it to yourself, man.

00:16:16.000 Yeah, you're telling people about it.

00:16:17.000 I tell people it's Dragon Blood or some shit, but when you tell it's her, it's a little weird.

00:16:21.000 Well, I think anybody that's as good an actress as she is, and she's a really fucking good actress.

00:16:27.000 She's really good.

00:16:28.000 I think you have to have a good percentage of crazy.

00:16:32.000 It's got to be way up there in the 90s.

00:16:34.000 Actors, too, though.

00:16:35.000 I mean, even for men, the men actors who were really good, like Dana Day-Lewis, motherfucker was a shoe cobbler for six years just to play some 30-minute role or something.

00:16:45.000 He went full fucking cobbler, man.

00:16:47.000 He's working as a cobbler right now.

00:16:49.000 In London or some shit.

00:16:51.000 No, I think he lives in Connecticut and he makes furniture or some shit.

00:16:54.000 God!

00:16:55.000 You never go full Lewis, man.

00:16:57.000 But that's just because he's legit.

00:17:00.000 Like, that's really who he is.

00:17:01.000 Like an actual artist.

00:17:03.000 Yeah, but that's why he's so interesting.

00:17:04.000 It's like his art or what his mind goes towards, it's not dictated by finance.

00:17:10.000 It's not dictated by the box office success you could potentially have.

00:17:15.000 It's literally dictated by what he's interested in.

00:17:17.000 If he's interested in making shoes, he's just gonna make shoes.

00:17:20.000 Yeah, like, you're not gonna see him cast it as Superman.

00:17:23.000 Like, he's like, that's not his art, you know what I'm saying?

00:17:24.000 We admire the shit out of that because we compromise all the time.

00:17:28.000 People are always compromising.

00:17:29.000 You're always like, you know, trying to suck up to the boss, hoping you get that raise, or, you know, you're compromising what you say around the office because, you know, you're at this level of the company ladder.

00:17:41.000 There's people above you that'll get upset if you talk about things.

00:17:44.000 We'd love someone just free.

00:17:47.000 And authentic, too.

00:17:48.000 He's like, what?

00:17:49.000 Play Batman?

00:17:49.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:17:50.000 Batman?

00:17:51.000 Bruce Wayne?

00:17:52.000 What the fuck is that?

00:17:52.000 Get the fuck away from me.

00:17:54.000 Get out of here.

00:17:55.000 Yeah.

00:17:55.000 Ben Affleck was like, I got this.

00:17:57.000 Yeah, Ben Affleck's like, this is perfect for me.

00:17:59.000 This shit is perfect.

00:18:01.000 Who was the other homeboy who surprised played Batman?

00:18:04.000 Well, Christian Bale was the best Batman, in my opinion.

00:18:08.000 Just his voice bothered me.

00:18:09.000 Ooh.

00:18:10.000 It was a little fake, right?

00:18:11.000 Yeah, when he was like, I'm Batman.

00:18:13.000 I'm Batman.

00:18:14.000 But I mean, you gotta go comic book a little bit, and that's how you go comic book.

00:18:18.000 But anyway, why would it change his voice?

00:18:20.000 Why with the suit?

00:18:21.000 He's got to make a fake voice.

00:18:23.000 You're going to make a fake voice for your superhero?

00:18:24.000 So people don't recognize you're Bruce Wayne?

00:18:26.000 Yeah, don't you at least have some mouth thing that changes you?

00:18:28.000 Does he have a cat phrase or something people would know?

00:18:30.000 That would be dope if you covered your face.

00:18:31.000 Why do we need to see the lower chin of Batman?

00:18:33.000 First of all, I don't think that's a good idea for protective measures.

00:18:36.000 You have a white button where the most vulnerable part of your face is.

00:18:40.000 Yeah, it's strange.

00:18:41.000 If I came in here and you had a bat suit on, if you had the Batman suit on, I'd be like, oh, it's Joe.

00:18:47.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:47.000 It's not a very good fucking...

00:18:50.000 The chin part is terrible because like that's the part you'd want to punch and it would be like so white If you're in a fight with Batman, just shoot for the chin.

00:19:01.000 You can't miss it.

00:19:02.000 It's like if you're hitting focus pads, you get used to looking at this one spot.

00:19:06.000 It's like you have camouflage on everywhere, but no spot you're going to get knocked out of.

00:19:11.000 It's like the horrible idea when you look at it.

00:19:13.000 It's so stupid!

00:19:14.000 It's so ridiculous when you look at it.

00:19:16.000 It's the dumbest idea ever.

00:19:18.000 You're going to not protect the most vulnerable.

00:19:20.000 How about just open the nose part up, too?

00:19:23.000 Let your nose get smashed.

00:19:24.000 Like, that's so crazy.

00:19:26.000 That's so strange.

00:19:28.000 Why don't they...

00:19:28.000 I mean, do they really have to have that same suit?

00:19:32.000 Why come no one's ever brought this up?

00:19:34.000 No one's ever figured it out until us.

00:19:36.000 It's like Bruce Wayne from Batman in the fucking, like, Batman.

00:19:40.000 At least he didn't have, like, a protective suit on.

00:19:43.000 Adam West?

00:19:43.000 No, he just had the thing over his eyes like this.

00:19:45.000 He was just in disguise.

00:19:46.000 Like, this Batman...

00:19:47.000 He's in spandex.

00:19:48.000 This Batman has gotten to the point where he's in basically an armored suit, right?

00:19:55.000 And meanwhile, he doesn't cover his face.

00:19:57.000 Oh, it was Superman.

00:19:58.000 He covered a little bit of it.

00:20:00.000 He's basically a knight there.

00:20:02.000 Meanwhile, he's going to war with Superman.

00:20:04.000 Do you know how goddamn stupid that is?

00:20:06.000 And doing work.

00:20:07.000 I watched it the other day.

00:20:09.000 He kind of whooped his ass.

00:20:10.000 Dude, Superman is from another planet.

00:20:12.000 He can fly so fast, he makes the world spin backwards.

00:20:15.000 He makes time go backwards.

00:20:17.000 He's a master of time.

00:20:18.000 He can cut things in half with his eyeballs.

00:20:21.000 He's got lasers, shoots out of his eyes.

00:20:23.000 He can just pick his dumb ass up and carry him as high as he wants and lets him go.

00:20:27.000 Yeah, into space.

00:20:27.000 Game over.

00:20:28.000 Movie's over.

00:20:28.000 He can bring you to the sun.

00:20:30.000 Yes!

00:20:30.000 And throw you into the sun, you fucking idiot.

00:20:32.000 What the fuck are we talking about, Hollywood?

00:20:33.000 He flies!

00:20:34.000 He's got bullshit on my face.

00:20:35.000 How crazy is the idea that gravity is so dense...

00:20:39.000 On Superman's world, that when he comes to Earth, he can fly.

00:20:43.000 And then the atmosphere is so different that his body's bulletproof, but he looks just like us.

00:20:51.000 But the atmosphere, this is what people don't understand.

00:20:53.000 If you went somewhere, if you're like from Earth, right, and then you go to like somewhere that has like less gravity, like space.

00:21:03.000 Like those guys that go to the space station?

00:21:05.000 They're fucked up after a year.

00:21:08.000 It doesn't make them stronger.

00:21:09.000 It makes them weaker.

00:21:11.000 They get weaker.

00:21:11.000 Their bones shrink.

00:21:13.000 They come back, man, and their bones atrophy.

00:21:16.000 They lose bone density.

00:21:18.000 They come back and they're frail.

00:21:20.000 Can't be healthy.

00:21:21.000 That's why there's only a certain amount of time you can be there, right?

00:21:23.000 The longest is right over a year?

00:21:26.000 Yeah, I think they've hit the new record.

00:21:28.000 I think a guy hit the new record.

00:21:30.000 But I had...

00:21:31.000 Damn, what is his name?

00:21:33.000 Commander Chris...

00:21:34.000 Hadfield.

00:21:35.000 I had him on the podcast.

00:21:37.000 He was fascinating.

00:21:38.000 And he was describing what it was like coming back from...

00:21:41.000 How long was he up there for?

00:21:42.000 I think it was a year, right?

00:21:44.000 He just came back looking like Schmeagle or some shit?

00:21:46.000 He just said, when you land...

00:21:48.000 He said, 879 days.

00:21:50.000 God!

00:21:50.000 Oh my God, there's a Russian up there.

00:21:52.000 He's been for five missions.

00:21:54.000 Oh, okay.

00:21:54.000 Those Russians...

00:21:55.000 He became the man who spent the most time in space when he surpassed...

00:21:58.000 So that's like overall time...

00:22:01.000 That guy just keeps going to space.

00:22:03.000 2.2 years over six trips, though.

00:22:06.000 That dude's trying to get away from his wife.

00:22:09.000 That's five years.

00:22:11.000 Russians always got to take it to another level, don't they?

00:22:13.000 I think you'd have to say, what's the longest space mission or something?

00:22:16.000 216 days.

00:22:18.000 Oh, that's the most, huh?

00:22:19.000 That was 2015. I believe Commander Hatfield was after that.

00:22:24.000 Still a long-ass time.

00:22:25.000 I might not be right about that.

00:22:27.000 But either way, fucking 100 days.

00:22:30.000 Shit.

00:22:30.000 I don't want to do 100 days in the woods.

00:22:32.000 Dude, I don't want to do 10 days on the road.

00:22:35.000 10 days, I was super lonely.

00:22:37.000 I felt like I was in space.

00:22:38.000 Yeah, we were talking about that.

00:22:40.000 Like, you got to bring friends.

00:22:41.000 It's a big, big part of it.

00:22:42.000 And it's good for the friends, too.

00:22:44.000 It's, you know, get guys a gig like that where they can open up for you in front of a packed house.

00:22:49.000 These cool venues.

00:22:50.000 Yeah.

00:22:51.000 Also, like, warm up the crowd.

00:22:52.000 Like, I'm going out there just, like, Which is fine.

00:22:55.000 You know, the only time I ever did that in the last 10 years was when I was helping Callan out.

00:23:01.000 When I warmed the crowd up for Callan's special.

00:23:03.000 And I was like, this is so weird to go on stage and say hi and not have someone in front of you.

00:23:10.000 But it's a good exercise.

00:23:12.000 Yeah, because you've got to get them into it.

00:23:13.000 It brought me right back to when I used to do it.

00:23:16.000 It was like...

00:23:17.000 Right away, I started thinking of how, when I first started out, most of the shows I would do would be the opening act.

00:23:23.000 Yeah.

00:23:24.000 Like in Dublin, doing a show at 2 in the afternoon was just crazy, man.

00:23:28.000 Now, why'd you guys do it like that?

00:23:31.000 They booked on such short notice, that's the way I'd do it at 2 and I'd do another one at 7. Oh, wow.

00:23:37.000 That's just the way they wanted to do it.

00:23:38.000 How did you get away from those savages after the show was over?

00:23:42.000 I did a meet-and-greet with everyone, and then they bounced.

00:23:46.000 They're like, hey, let's get a pint.

00:23:47.000 I'm like, which one?

00:23:48.000 Like, up there?

00:23:48.000 I'm like, see you there!

00:23:49.000 And I just, like, chill.

00:23:50.000 I drank so much Guinness, it was ridiculous.

00:23:52.000 Yeah, they'll put you down.

00:23:53.000 I loved it, man.

00:23:55.000 Loved it.

00:23:55.000 Yeah, it's a different world over there.

00:23:57.000 It really is.

00:23:58.000 Ireland, England, you know, they have a long history of tradition that we don't really understand, you know?

00:24:07.000 Just...

00:24:08.000 Just what their culture's like, you know, their language and their history.

00:24:11.000 You go over there, you're like, oh, this pub is 700 years old.

00:24:15.000 Like, what?

00:24:15.000 Yeah, I went to, it was supposed to be the oldest pub in Ireland, and there was bullet holes from fighting, you know, the rebels.

00:24:22.000 Wow.

00:24:22.000 They were in there, and his family owned since day one.

00:24:25.000 And the owner was this dude who was old as fuck now, but he was born and raised upstairs.

00:24:29.000 He lives there now.

00:24:30.000 He's the only one still alive.

00:24:32.000 Poof.

00:24:32.000 We were there just all night with Patty Hooligan.

00:24:34.000 It was great, man.

00:24:35.000 It was great.

00:24:35.000 It was so awesome.

00:24:37.000 Just sipping Guinness and eating crisp.

00:24:39.000 Shit my pants afterwards, but it was great.

00:24:40.000 No, crisps are potato chips, right?

00:24:42.000 Yeah, I call them crisps.

00:24:43.000 I'm from there.

00:24:43.000 Oh, you're from there.

00:24:44.000 They're crisps.

00:24:44.000 Do you call football football or soccer?

00:24:46.000 I say American football.

00:24:48.000 Because I have a bit that I talk about football and I go, American football.

00:24:51.000 Otherwise, you're screwed.

00:24:53.000 You're super screwed.

00:24:54.000 But you know what's best for me, Joe, is like, I did, what was it, like 10 shows in four days or something like that.

00:25:04.000 And I wish I could do it more here.

00:25:05.000 It's just the reps for me.

00:25:07.000 The reps.

00:25:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:08.000 That's what we're talking about.

00:25:09.000 Comedy club weekends are so good.

00:25:11.000 So good.

00:25:12.000 Like when I did Salt Lake, Salt Lake City, when I did Wise Guys, I was like, man, I really get to feel it again, like what it's like to do four one-hour shows in a weekend.

00:25:23.000 It's like it gets every timing down.

00:25:25.000 And then taglines, they start adding on.

00:25:27.000 You start coming up with new ideas.

00:25:30.000 Dude, what is it about coffee that gives you phlegm?

00:25:32.000 Even just fucking...

00:25:34.000 Really?

00:25:34.000 This is just cold brew.

00:25:36.000 Caveman cold brew.

00:25:37.000 Those nitro coffees.

00:25:38.000 There's no dairy or anything.

00:25:39.000 I'm always ready to cough.

00:25:41.000 Really?

00:25:42.000 Or clear my throat.

00:25:43.000 And it's annoying.

00:25:44.000 I feel like it's an older thing.

00:25:45.000 Nah, man.

00:25:46.000 It's always been that way with me with coffee.

00:25:48.000 It's an older thing.

00:25:49.000 Old guys get all phlegmy.

00:25:52.000 Junior!

00:25:53.000 Get my king!

00:25:54.000 I mean, I drink a shitload of coffee and my voice is good.

00:25:58.000 You know when it is?

00:25:59.000 For whatever weird reason, when, like, if a guest is talking, like, if you've got a good story and your story goes on for a few minutes, and then I don't talk for a while, it all builds up.

00:26:08.000 So you just gotta jump in.

00:26:10.000 You have to jump in.

00:26:12.000 That's Calum's secret.

00:26:15.000 He's always trying to avoid coughing.

00:26:17.000 I told Cal, you need to get your fucking throat checked out.

00:26:20.000 I mean, he's been doing it since I've known him.

00:26:21.000 The coughing thing?

00:26:23.000 Non-stop.

00:26:24.000 Sucking dicks, bro.

00:26:26.000 AIDS. Sucking dicks, bro.

00:26:27.000 Sucking dicks.

00:26:28.000 So, about football, man.

00:26:30.000 I wanted to ask you about this.

00:26:31.000 Because we were talking recently about this guy who retired.

00:26:35.000 Super young.

00:26:36.000 He was like 26, right?

00:26:37.000 Some dude just retired from the NFL? Yeah, I'm dying, Joe.

00:26:40.000 Is that what you're asking?

00:26:40.000 No, no.

00:26:41.000 What I'm asking is, like, you as a guy who's played football and as a guy who sees all this shit that's coming out now, do you think there's going to be a change in the game?

00:26:50.000 Do you think there's going to be, like, less people that are signing up for it?

00:26:53.000 That's what they say.

00:26:54.000 And they say, like, with the youth leagues now, they're like, oh, we're teaching them how to hit proper.

00:26:57.000 But it's like...

00:26:58.000 There's no such thing.

00:27:00.000 It's not real.

00:27:01.000 That's a fun campaign and stuff like that, but is America ever going to get rid of football because of CT? No, man.

00:27:08.000 It's part of the game.

00:27:09.000 It's literally part of the game.

00:27:11.000 Wait till the UFC numbers come out.

00:27:14.000 You're going to be surprised.

00:27:15.000 I have friends now.

00:27:16.000 I talk to them like, oh my god, man.

00:27:18.000 Do you not realize what's going on here?

00:27:20.000 And so once that comes out, now we know it with boxing and mixed martial arts.

00:27:24.000 Of course there's going to be brain trauma.

00:27:25.000 Guys are getting punched in the head.

00:27:26.000 With football, people are like, what?

00:27:29.000 But it's literally part of the game.

00:27:31.000 It's just, it is what it is.

00:27:33.000 Now, is juice worth the squeeze?

00:27:34.000 In football, the argument is, it depends.

00:27:37.000 For your health, if you're coming from nothing, it pays for your college, you make, you know, $40 million, your family, your family, their family, set for life.

00:27:44.000 God, the juice might be worth the squeeze, depending on how bad you're going to have it.

00:27:46.000 If you can get to that level.

00:27:49.000 Correct.

00:27:49.000 Yeah.

00:27:50.000 I mean, there's probably a lot of guys who wash out.

00:27:53.000 More likely than not, they wash out.

00:27:55.000 Yeah, I knew a dude who washed out, and he was really fucked up.

00:27:58.000 The point where he was seeing shit that wasn't there.

00:28:01.000 He would go out in the yard and start talking to himself.

00:28:03.000 God, such a bummer, man.

00:28:04.000 Not good.

00:28:05.000 Everyone responds different, but they say the biggest thing, and I guess it's the biggest thing because I've played football since I was, what, six years old, but when you're young, hitting.

00:28:15.000 When you're young, hitting, it's just like you shouldn't hit until, you know, they say probably to high school, but if you don't hit until you're in high school, you're going to get left behind.

00:28:23.000 You know what's interesting about that is that there's a real good argument when it comes to striking.

00:28:28.000 That if you can teach kids how to play fight when they're young, just make sure they play fight.

00:28:33.000 You know, you don't want them, like, going to war.

00:28:35.000 Teach them, like, the quick way to teach them.

00:28:38.000 Teach them how to play fight striking when they're young.

00:28:41.000 Like, do, like, Thai-style kickboxing.

00:28:43.000 Or, you know, like, just where you're boxing but you're not hitting too hard.

00:28:47.000 Because they're not going to hit each other hard anyway.

00:28:49.000 Right?

00:28:50.000 They can't.

00:28:51.000 They don't hit that hard.

00:28:51.000 And then on top of that, teach them to not hit hard at all, and then teach them to be real solid on technique.

00:28:57.000 Then, they're super accustomed to the movements of striking, and then you get them to a position when they're like 16, 18. They've been boxing their whole fucking life.

00:29:06.000 And their movements are fully ingrained to the point where an average athlete coming into it at a later age, without all those super fine-tuned movements ingrained in you while you were growing up and developing...

00:29:19.000 You almost don't have a chance, you know, like when he gets to like a Roy Jones jr. In his prime level for sure You know if you're like an average athlete who learns boxing at 26 and then you At 30 have to box Roy Jones.

00:29:33.000 I mean good enjoy that good fucking I don't care what kind of athlete you are No, it doesn't matter.

00:29:40.000 Fucking luck.

00:29:40.000 Yeah.

00:29:41.000 And some people make that argument with Floyd Mayweather.

00:29:44.000 They say, listen, his uncle, his dad, he's been doing since he was, what, six?

00:29:47.000 He's the best argument.

00:29:48.000 The best argument.

00:29:49.000 Yeah.

00:29:49.000 The best argument.

00:29:50.000 He never gets hit.

00:29:51.000 He's been hit in a professional career that spanned 49 fights.

00:29:56.000 He's been hit maybe hard seven or eight times.

00:30:00.000 True.

00:30:00.000 And there's a few X-Factors in this fight.

00:30:03.000 The only kind of thing that gives people hope if you're on Team MMA or Team Conor, which is not MMA versus boxing, but if you're Team Conor, is these X-Factors of Floyd's had two years off, right?

00:30:13.000 He's had two years off.

00:30:14.000 But in the past, he's taken time off and he comes back better.

00:30:17.000 But he is 40. So that has to be something.

00:30:21.000 And the other thing, why is he doing it?

00:30:22.000 Is he doing it for money?

00:30:23.000 Is he doing it for attention?

00:30:24.000 Why is he coming back to get to 50?

00:30:27.000 And then the 8-ounce gloves, which they officially approved today.

00:30:30.000 8-ounce gloves is a huge, huge advance for Conor, I think, man.

00:30:34.000 It's all interesting, man.

00:30:36.000 But they're all X-Factors, right?

00:30:37.000 To be honest, no one really knows.

00:30:40.000 I think I have an idea what I think's going to happen, but no one knows.

00:30:43.000 And that's why I think the footage of Conor sparring Pauly is such a big deal, because people go, oh shit, no, he can actually box.

00:30:51.000 And I even think Dane and the Fertittas, who were there watching, go, uh, we actually got something here.

00:30:55.000 And that's why it was such a big deal.

00:30:57.000 Because I think everyone's like, alright, Conor, MMA, he's good.

00:31:00.000 I've seen him move around.

00:31:01.000 I'm telling you, this dude, as far as boxing, he's going to give you guys some problems.

00:31:05.000 He's going to give you the best all-time problems.

00:31:07.000 Who knows?

00:31:08.000 What kind of training had Paulie been doing before that fight?

00:31:13.000 What kind of shape was he in?

00:31:14.000 Not in 12-round shape.

00:31:16.000 Paulie just got off the plane.

00:31:17.000 Why did he do 12 rounds?

00:31:19.000 That's what they asked him to.

00:31:20.000 Had he been training?

00:31:23.000 He got word from Conor's team that they're going to use him, so he started to train some, but it's not like he was getting ready for a fight fight.

00:31:30.000 So that's what he said.

00:31:31.000 Man, you know, for me to go 12 rounds was tough.

00:31:34.000 Like, I wasn't expecting to go all 12 rounds.

00:31:35.000 Because the first day they used him, I think he said he only did six or eight rounds.

00:31:38.000 And then he was like, oh, we're going to spar tomorrow more and I'll get in better shape, stuff like that, get used to the fighting shape.

00:31:43.000 And they didn't use him.

00:31:45.000 Then he flew to cover the Mikey Garcia-Broner fight and then came back and he was fresh off the plane and then he sparred 12 rounds.

00:31:55.000 So he's like, they just did me dirty, man.

00:31:56.000 That's his whole thing.

00:31:57.000 His feelings are hurt.

00:31:58.000 He's like, why would they do that, man?

00:32:00.000 I was here to help them.

00:32:01.000 Well, that's the kind of help they wanted.

00:32:03.000 They just wanted the kind of help that he didn't want to give.

00:32:05.000 They wanted the kind of help where Conor beats the fuck out of a world champion.

00:32:09.000 Correct.

00:32:09.000 And that's what Conor said, though.

00:32:10.000 Like, in Conor's defense, when they go, oh, you're bringing Polly Ingos.

00:32:13.000 Yeah, I'm bringing him.

00:32:14.000 He says it's on Showtime during the media scrum.

00:32:16.000 He goes, yeah, I'm bringing him in to fuck him up.

00:32:19.000 He said that?

00:32:20.000 Yeah.

00:32:20.000 He goes, yeah, I'm going to bring him in and fuck him up.

00:32:23.000 Word for word.

00:32:25.000 That's undocumented.

00:32:27.000 So then Polly gets in and goes, oh, we'll spar and be all good.

00:32:30.000 But remember, six months prior to this, Polly goes, I could beat Connor with one hand tied behind my back.

00:32:35.000 Connor's like a baby elephant.

00:32:36.000 He stores that and he's like, all right, man.

00:32:38.000 Oh, he said that?

00:32:39.000 Whoops.

00:32:40.000 But he thought it was just hyping the fight.

00:32:42.000 You know, he thought they would spar and be like boys, but that just didn't happen.

00:32:44.000 Like, Connor's literally there just to prove a point.

00:32:46.000 Well, it's a very important point to prove before a giant fight like that.

00:32:51.000 Like, that video alone is probably worth who knows how many thousands of hundreds of thousands of buys.

00:32:58.000 Priceless.

00:32:59.000 Priceless.

00:32:59.000 That's worth so much money.

00:33:00.000 I mean, a lot of people were going to buy the fight anyway, but how many more people are going to buy the fight now that you see Conor landing that straight left?

00:33:08.000 And then dropping Paulie, and Paulie said is a pushdown, and you could see that it's not a pushdown.

00:33:13.000 I mean, it's just not.

00:33:15.000 If you get pushed down like that, you're probably concussed already.

00:33:19.000 Yeah, if your balance is off, I see what you're saying.

00:33:20.000 That's so bad.

00:33:21.000 Like, he was saying something about him getting grabbed on the back of the head.

00:33:24.000 You could watch it, watch the knockdown.

00:33:27.000 Pauly's saying it's dirty.

00:33:28.000 I get that.

00:33:30.000 He signed up for it.

00:33:31.000 It's a fight.

00:33:32.000 But the other thing is Pauly's saying, you know, and he goes, take what you want from the videos, but I think Connor and his team and Dana fucked up putting this out because now Floyd Mayweather's team knows this is how he fights.

00:33:43.000 Like this is the dirty stuff he does so they can warn the ref.

00:33:45.000 There ain't nothing dirty there.

00:33:46.000 The grab behind the head's dirty.

00:33:49.000 In boxing, that's dirty.

00:33:50.000 You can get away with it, but that's frowned upon.

00:33:52.000 It's gonna happen.

00:33:53.000 Those rabbit punches.

00:33:54.000 But Floyd's gonna do that.

00:33:56.000 See, this part right here.

00:33:57.000 Give me some volume on that so you can hear that.

00:34:04.000 He's hitting him hard, man.

00:34:08.000 Okay, you know, he hits him with a straight left that's clean, and then it looks like he's wobbled and he hits him with a right hand afterwards.

00:34:15.000 Like, play that part one more time when he goes down.

00:34:18.000 Like, you can't...

00:34:19.000 I don't see an argument.

00:34:20.000 I've tried to look at it.

00:34:21.000 Of a pushdown?

00:34:22.000 I don't see it.

00:34:24.000 I don't see it.

00:34:25.000 This is the beginning part.

00:34:28.000 And that's a legit ref, by the way.

00:34:30.000 Yeah.

00:34:31.000 Yeah, Joe Cortez.

00:34:32.000 Super legit.

00:34:33.000 Ooh!

00:34:38.000 Dude, he's beating the shit out of me.

00:34:42.000 Okay, I don't give a fuck what anybody says.

00:34:44.000 Like, if he can land those combinations on Paulie Malignaggi like that at any point in life, that is...

00:34:50.000 Homework in box.

00:34:51.000 Yeah, man.

00:34:52.000 He's hitting hard, too.

00:34:53.000 To me, that validates Conor.

00:34:55.000 But at the same time, in Paulie's defense, you know, it's 9-12 round fight shape.

00:35:00.000 He's exhausted.

00:35:01.000 I get all that.

00:35:02.000 But still...

00:35:02.000 Paulie should have never done that.

00:35:04.000 Yeah, he messed up.

00:35:05.000 He must have underestimated him.

00:35:07.000 You know, I had Andre Berto on my show, and he's supposed to help Conor out.

00:35:12.000 And he's like, I ain't going up there.

00:35:14.000 And he's good friends with Conor.

00:35:16.000 Conor did rehab together.

00:35:17.000 He's like, no, I'm not going up there, man.

00:35:18.000 He goes, just because...

00:35:20.000 And he had a good point.

00:35:21.000 He goes, let's say I go up there and help Conor, and for whatever reason, he doesn't think he's going to win.

00:35:25.000 He goes, let's say he blasted Floyd Mayweather in the face.

00:35:27.000 I mean, it's so much hate from the boxing world.

00:35:30.000 Like, it's a fraternity, man.

00:35:31.000 And he's like, and the way he did Pauly, like, we just can't do it, man.

00:35:34.000 He goes, I wish him the best, but I'm not going to help him.

00:35:36.000 Well, I also think that if he's peaking and he's in full fight shape and they're making you fight 12 rounds, I mean, when you're in the gym and you're sparring 12 rounds, isn't that unusual that you get one guy to box 12 rounds with you?

00:35:49.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:35:49.000 It was designed for Paulie to get beat up.

00:35:51.000 Yeah.

00:35:52.000 I feel like Paulie's a team player.

00:35:54.000 I don't know if you've ever met Paulie.

00:35:56.000 He loves you.

00:35:56.000 But if you've ever met Paulie, like...

00:35:58.000 I feel like he's such a good guy, he didn't say anything.

00:36:00.000 Listen, if you brought me in to do anything, I've had guys that wanted me to help him with camps, I turn it down, and you're like, hey, we need you to go 5-5s.

00:36:07.000 That ain't happening.

00:36:08.000 I'll give you one round, two rounds for the best condition.

00:36:11.000 Usually you do a shark tank.

00:36:12.000 You know how it is, Joe.

00:36:13.000 You bring in fresh guys for different looks and push you harder.

00:36:15.000 So this is just a showcase of Conor's abilities at Paulie's expense.

00:36:19.000 Yep.

00:36:20.000 I like Paulie as a commentator.

00:36:21.000 I think he's one of the best in the world.

00:36:22.000 He's brilliant.

00:36:22.000 He's really, really good.

00:36:23.000 He offers real legitimate insight.

00:36:25.000 He's really, really good.

00:36:26.000 Do you think that he got rocked and doesn't remember how this went?

00:36:30.000 Did he think that he maybe did think that he got pushed down?

00:36:34.000 No, again, I think it's a combination of both.

00:36:36.000 I think, you know, Pauly had won some, and he even says, he goes, I won some rounds, Conor won some rounds.

00:36:41.000 You know?

00:36:42.000 I'd like to see it all, right?

00:36:43.000 Me too, and the UFC said they're going to release it after the fight.

00:36:46.000 Which is, that's going to be the real test.

00:36:48.000 It's going to be a real test, because Dana said it was a one-sided beatdown.

00:36:52.000 Yeah, Dana was like, he has asked for 12 rounds, which I don't believe that.

00:36:55.000 What if it's true?

00:36:57.000 You've got to go with what Pauly did say happened, and then what you see happened.

00:37:01.000 I think it's a combination of both.

00:37:03.000 I really do.

00:37:04.000 I think, again, I think it's people who are like, you know, everyone's on this Conor wagon, especially in the UFC. Dana, that's his golden boy, right?

00:37:10.000 And I think we knew Conor could box, but then when you see him doing it against Pauly, you're like, oh, shit.

00:37:15.000 And so even, I bet when we watch the tape, we're like, oh, damn, Conor did pretty well.

00:37:19.000 I don't think he beat the shit out of Pauly for 12 rounds.

00:37:21.000 I think towards the end, you see that?

00:37:24.000 That happened.

00:37:25.000 Well, obviously...

00:37:26.000 Listen, this has obviously been very valuable.

00:37:28.000 If there were more moments like this, don't you think they would leak those too?

00:37:32.000 Correct.

00:37:32.000 They'd be everywhere.

00:37:33.000 I mean, they're saying they don't want him to see what Connor's working on.

00:37:37.000 Okay, just show us a montage of punches that landed.

00:37:40.000 Just give me one of those Mike Tyson 60-second highlights.

00:37:42.000 Just show me a few...

00:37:45.000 Yeah.

00:37:46.000 I mean, you don't have to show all of its patterns.

00:37:48.000 But how well did this hype?

00:37:50.000 This is priceless, man.

00:37:51.000 Huge.

00:37:51.000 Giant.

00:37:51.000 And now Pauly, you have this huge soap opera in boxing going on right now.

00:37:56.000 Pauly's a main character now.

00:37:58.000 Pauly might have to fight Conor.

00:38:01.000 Even if Floyd and Conor, if Floyd beats Conor.

00:38:05.000 And then Paulie can say, look, I want my shot at him.

00:38:09.000 You know, you talked a lot of shit and I didn't get in shape.

00:38:12.000 If you're Conor, that's the play.

00:38:13.000 But it's only the play if Conor has a good showing.

00:38:19.000 Even if he loses the decision, as long as he has a good showing, then you do McGregor promotions against Paulie Malignaggi, and I'm buying that shit.

00:38:27.000 Fuck fighting Khabib, Tony Ferguson, all that.

00:38:31.000 Elbow jiu-jitsu shit, nah!

00:38:33.000 We're going to put on these eight ounces, go 12 rounds, and make some money.

00:38:37.000 Some serious money.

00:38:38.000 That's a lot of people think he'll never fight MMA again.

00:38:41.000 I mean, he's going to make $100 million from this fight.

00:38:43.000 Yeah, probably more.

00:38:44.000 With sponsors, yeah.

00:38:45.000 That's...

00:38:46.000 A lot of money.

00:38:48.000 That's Scrooge McDuck, Rich.

00:38:49.000 That's...

00:38:50.000 We're going Sizzler.

00:38:52.000 He's not even 30!

00:38:52.000 We're going Sizzler.

00:38:54.000 He has a son.

00:38:55.000 You know, he's a smart guy.

00:38:56.000 I think the play would...

00:38:58.000 And I know a lot of UFC people are like, that's because you're never a fighter shop.

00:39:01.000 No, I get that.

00:39:02.000 Give any UFC fighter $100 million.

00:39:04.000 They're both throwing up deuces, going, fucking see ya.

00:39:07.000 Yeah.

00:39:07.000 This is way too hard of a life.

00:39:09.000 100 mil?

00:39:10.000 Yeah.

00:39:10.000 Sitting in satin sheets and I can go fight Pauly for another whatever, 50 mil probably of my own money?

00:39:15.000 Ooh.

00:39:17.000 Or I'll go fight Nate Diaz in a trilogy.

00:39:19.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:39:20.000 90% or more, Conor McGregor vs.

00:39:22.000 Floyd Mayweather.

00:39:23.000 Money Man says Notorious will lose 90% of his $75 million payday if he's disqualified.

00:39:28.000 Yeah, yeah, I know that.

00:39:29.000 Yeah.

00:39:29.000 Oh, yeah, that's if he does an MMA move on him.

00:39:32.000 He won't, though.

00:39:32.000 People ask that all the time.

00:39:34.000 He's not going to get disqualified.

00:39:34.000 Can you throw a Superman punch, spinning punch?

00:39:36.000 I'm like, get out of my face.

00:39:38.000 Absolutely not.

00:39:39.000 You can't.

00:39:39.000 It's too bad you can't throw a spinning backfist, though.

00:39:41.000 Woo!

00:39:42.000 Imagine that shit.

00:39:43.000 I mean, you have some gentleman rules, for God's sake.

00:39:45.000 Could you imagine, though, if Floyd said you could throw elbows?

00:39:49.000 Mm-hmm.

00:39:50.000 I'm surprised he has it.

00:39:52.000 Eight-ounce gloves.

00:39:53.000 We'll do whatever you want to do.

00:39:54.000 Let's do this.

00:39:55.000 Could you imagine?

00:39:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:56.000 And you get elbows and you can throw one kick around.

00:39:58.000 And the guy can clinch and throw elbows from the clinch.

00:40:01.000 Do you ever see the sequence where Jordan Meehan knocked out Cyborg in Strikeforce?

00:40:06.000 Oh, my God.

00:40:07.000 It's nasty.

00:40:07.000 It's one of the nastiest sequences of standing elbows.

00:40:12.000 Horrible.

00:40:13.000 Like a fucking seminar on how to land a standing elbow.

00:40:17.000 The most vicious elbow of all time.

00:40:19.000 Cyborg's taking some shots to the dome.

00:40:22.000 Dude.

00:40:22.000 That knee he got from Michael Venom Page?

00:40:24.000 The knee caved in his head.

00:40:25.000 Page killed a guy.

00:40:27.000 He did?

00:40:28.000 Goddamn Nair killed him.

00:40:29.000 I mean, he had to have all constructive...

00:40:30.000 Oh, I thought you said he could kill a different guy.

00:40:33.000 He basically had to put mesh wiring all over his face now.

00:40:36.000 He's a superhero now.

00:40:37.000 Yeah, and he said he was going to fight again, then he changed his body.

00:40:40.000 Yeah, let's not do that though, huh?

00:40:41.000 I mean, who knows how his dome works right now.

00:40:44.000 I mean, after you get hit like that and your skull caves in...

00:40:47.000 Poor to very poor.

00:40:49.000 Who knows?

00:40:50.000 Everyone's different.

00:40:51.000 Everyone changes different.

00:40:52.000 Here it is right here.

00:40:52.000 Look at this.

00:40:53.000 He hits him with a liver shot...

00:40:56.000 Left-right don't happen till they get to the case boom [...

00:41:05.000 I mean come on man.

00:41:07.000 He just hit him with like 13 fucking straight elbows to the head.

00:41:11.000 Did you think they stopped DC Jones early?

00:41:14.000 I mean, the late?

00:41:15.000 Yes, yes.

00:41:16.000 Right?

00:41:17.000 Yes.

00:41:17.000 Come on, brother.

00:41:19.000 I think you're giving the guy the best chance he can.

00:41:23.000 You're John McCarthy.

00:41:23.000 You know how tough he is.

00:41:25.000 John's the best in the world, too.

00:41:26.000 He's right there.

00:41:27.000 I hate criticizing him, but I thought it was two punches too late.

00:41:30.000 Yeah.

00:41:30.000 Two or three.

00:41:32.000 Also, the delayed effect of that head kick.

00:41:36.000 You got head kicked, then you see his legs buckle and he's wobbling around.

00:41:39.000 And then when he goes down up against the cage, it wasn't a real significant thing.

00:41:45.000 His legs weren't working right.

00:41:47.000 No, it's game over.

00:41:47.000 The game's over there.

00:41:49.000 He was already hurt bad.

00:41:50.000 Yes.

00:41:50.000 And then John jumps on top of him and is just wailing on him.

00:41:53.000 He could have stopped at one or two punches earlier.

00:41:55.000 But, you know, in his eyes, what if DC recovers?

00:41:58.000 What if he rolls over, gets to guard?

00:41:59.000 What if he holds on to John?

00:42:00.000 My belief is live to fight another day.

00:42:02.000 I agree with you, too.

00:42:03.000 I totally agree with you, but I'm just looking at it from John's point of view.

00:42:06.000 I get it, and I don't even like criticizing John.

00:42:09.000 It's like, man, I thought that was too late.

00:42:10.000 A lot of people thought that was too late.

00:42:12.000 Yeah.

00:42:13.000 It's tough to watch with DC. My thing with DC, and you talk about him coming back, he's, what is he, 39, 38?

00:42:18.000 I think so.

00:42:19.000 39. He has a great job with the UFC as far as UFC tonight, right?

00:42:22.000 He's kind of becoming the guy UFC tonight.

00:42:25.000 He's doing commentating with you.

00:42:26.000 He's traveling all around.

00:42:27.000 No, he's great at commentary.

00:42:28.000 You know, does he ever beat John?

00:42:30.000 I don't think so.

00:42:31.000 So, what are you gonna do?

00:42:32.000 Fight Gustafson again?

00:42:33.000 Ozdenmeyer?

00:42:34.000 You know, I don't know what his pay is, but, you know, at some point, you know, health has to take into account with this.

00:42:39.000 Yeah, the Gustafson fight was a grueling five-round fight, you know?

00:42:43.000 Remember, that was a very, very tough fight.

00:42:45.000 That was a great fight.

00:42:45.000 Very good fight.

00:42:46.000 Gustafson's been this fucking close, man.

00:42:48.000 I think Gustafson's better now than ever before, though.

00:42:50.000 Me too.

00:42:51.000 That's why I want to see him and John.

00:42:52.000 Against Glover, I was like, Jesus Christ.

00:42:55.000 He looked amazing.

00:42:56.000 And the combinations he was landing.

00:42:58.000 Amazing.

00:42:58.000 That whip-like uppercut from the outside.

00:43:00.000 See, the thing about him is he's the only guy that can match John for distance and reach.

00:43:07.000 Size, yeah.

00:43:08.000 Yeah, I mean, no one else is like him.

00:43:09.000 Not even close.

00:43:10.000 And Gustafson is also more mobile than John.

00:43:13.000 Like, he's...

00:43:13.000 John is, like, very creative, mixes things up more.

00:43:17.000 But Gustafson is more, like, bouncing around and footwork.

00:43:20.000 He has better footwork.

00:43:21.000 He has better footwork, for sure.

00:43:22.000 Yeah, he's very agile.

00:43:23.000 And he's also the first guy to ever land a Takedown on John.

00:43:27.000 Yes.

00:43:28.000 And I think he's better.

00:43:29.000 I think he's better now than he was then.

00:43:31.000 Me too.

00:43:31.000 That'd be a great fight.

00:43:32.000 Fuck yeah, it would be.

00:43:33.000 You know, they were asking John, how about John was on Good Morning America, getting interviewed by Michael Strahan.

00:43:39.000 Good Lord, do things change.

00:43:40.000 Wow.

00:43:41.000 Yeah, right?

00:43:41.000 So he's on Good Morning America, and they asked him about what's next, and he talked about, you know, he'd like to fight Brock.

00:43:47.000 Like, that's always been kind of his thing, and Connor kind of set that with these super fights.

00:43:51.000 But, you know, Brock can't fight to, I think, whatever.

00:43:53.000 He has 18 months or some shit.

00:43:54.000 I'm sure a slip in the back door or some shit.

00:43:56.000 Like, whoops, what's this?

00:43:58.000 Juice to the gills.

00:43:59.000 I'd still watch it.

00:44:00.000 Yeah.

00:44:01.000 So they talked about Gus Finn.

00:44:03.000 They go, what about Madison Square Garden?

00:44:05.000 And he goes, not happening because they want to tax me another 10% of a fight in New York.

00:44:08.000 So he's like, I won't fight in Madison Square Garden.

00:44:10.000 Wow.

00:44:11.000 I know.

00:44:12.000 I feel like USC be like, fuck your 10% here.

00:44:14.000 Just fight in Madison Square Garden.

00:44:15.000 Let's figure this out.

00:44:15.000 Take a little extra piece there.

00:44:16.000 Here, Mighty Mouse.

00:44:17.000 Give us some of your purse.

00:44:18.000 There you go.

00:44:19.000 Ain't mighty messy.

00:44:20.000 No, give me that.

00:44:21.000 What if John put a no steroid test clause?

00:44:24.000 Go ahead, Brock.

00:44:26.000 Go take your shit.

00:44:27.000 Brock, you do your shit, I'm going to do my cocaina, and I'm going to be up all night long.

00:44:31.000 No drug test clause.

00:44:33.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:44:34.000 Doing like Dubai or some shit.

00:44:36.000 But if he just says to him, I don't give a fuck what you do, I'm going to beat your ass.

00:44:39.000 And then Brock's got to go, oh my god.

00:44:41.000 Brock's like, full pain?

00:44:43.000 Shit!

00:44:47.000 Brock gets up to 290, cuts down to 265. I don't know if Jon can fuck with that.

00:44:51.000 That's a scary dude.

00:44:53.000 But Kane fucked that Brock up.

00:44:55.000 Yeah, King kind of did work on it.

00:44:57.000 But he did have that stomach virus.

00:44:58.000 Yeah, that stomach issue.

00:45:01.000 Diverticulitis, right?

00:45:01.000 Overeem also fucked him up when he was Bane Brock.

00:45:03.000 Well, that was a crazy fight for him to take after recovering from surgery where he got 12 inches of his colon removed.

00:45:10.000 And we're talking Uber-eem.

00:45:12.000 Yeah, that was Uber-eem to the max.

00:45:14.000 Kicked him in the gut like a straight-up murderer.

00:45:17.000 When he was 265?

00:45:19.000 Kicked him in the gut.

00:45:20.000 Oh, you just had surgery there?

00:45:22.000 That Oberyn.

00:45:23.000 See, that is like, he's like one of the best arguments for no testing.

00:45:30.000 He's still kind of killing it with the gold testing, too.

00:45:33.000 He's great, but it's a different Overeem.

00:45:35.000 Like, this Overeem, the heavyweight Grand Prix, K1 heavyweight Grand Prix Overeem, there's never been a fighter like that before.

00:45:43.000 Like, look at the size of him there!

00:45:45.000 You're never going to see that again, ever, in the UFC. Look at those physiques.

00:45:48.000 He was so jacked!

00:45:50.000 They look like giant Phil Heath.

00:45:52.000 Like, you're never going to see these two again.

00:45:55.000 It's not kick like that.

00:45:56.000 Yeah, and he's just all over him.

00:45:58.000 Brock can't take him down.

00:46:00.000 He's got some of the best knees in the business, man.

00:46:03.000 Super good technique.

00:46:05.000 It's just, I miss this Overeem where he was just dominating people with power.

00:46:11.000 See, the Overeem now that...

00:46:13.000 Good God.

00:46:15.000 Boom!

00:46:15.000 That fucking Instagram kick to the gut.

00:46:18.000 The Overeem now that is steroid-free...

00:46:20.000 He does that move where he runs away.

00:46:23.000 Yeah.

00:46:24.000 Steroid Overeem never ran?!

00:46:27.000 What the fuck is that?

00:46:29.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:46:30.000 Like, when he was on steroids, good luck getting him to step an inch back.

00:46:34.000 Now he's clean, that motherfucker's sprinting.

00:46:36.000 Remember when he fought Todd Duffy and Dream?

00:46:38.000 Did you ever see that fight?

00:46:39.000 I trained Todd for that fight, and I was supposed to corner him.

00:46:43.000 Todd Duffy was super promising before that fight.

00:46:46.000 Well, Todd took that on short notice.

00:46:47.000 Don't do it!

00:46:48.000 I would be like, don't do it, son!

00:46:50.000 Bro, gotta fight.

00:46:51.000 Who?

00:46:51.000 Over him, Dream.

00:46:54.000 Don't do that.

00:46:55.000 Listen, you have a lot of talent.

00:46:58.000 You could be huge.

00:46:59.000 This is not the way to get huge.

00:47:01.000 I feel like it's a bad idea.

00:47:02.000 To get obliterated in Japan with short notice.

00:47:05.000 Japan, what is it about calling people like a week before the fight going, what are you up to Saturday?

00:47:13.000 All advantages for the home team, man.

00:47:17.000 And wasn't this post-UFC Duffy?

00:47:19.000 Because he had that UFC fight where he won, like, it was one of the fastest fights ever, won by knockout.

00:47:24.000 Tim Haag.

00:47:24.000 Knocked him out with a jab.

00:47:25.000 Eight seconds.

00:47:26.000 Rest in peace, Tim Haag.

00:47:27.000 Yeah, rest in peace, Tim Haag.

00:47:28.000 What a terrible, terrible story.

00:47:30.000 Duffy's j-j-jack, too.

00:47:32.000 He was super jacked.

00:47:33.000 So talented.

00:47:34.000 Oh, really, really talented.

00:47:35.000 So he goes in there, and he fights Overeem at his most Overeem ever.

00:47:41.000 Look at him.

00:47:42.000 Look at him.

00:47:43.000 How confident he is.

00:47:46.000 Aject!

00:47:47.000 Yeah!

00:47:49.000 It's like a death sentence, isn't it?

00:47:51.000 Yeah, he was a monster back then.

00:47:53.000 And then, when you think about him, like, bordering on both sports, right?

00:47:58.000 He's like K-1 Grand Prix champion, still fighting MMA. It's all like in the same time period.

00:48:04.000 And his striking is just off the charts because of it.

00:48:08.000 And you can't take him down.

00:48:09.000 Yeah.

00:48:10.000 It's like Duffy just went after him, man.

00:48:11.000 Should I take him down?

00:48:12.000 Shoes on and everything.

00:48:14.000 Boom, he gets clipped.

00:48:15.000 That's the move for Duffy, though.

00:48:16.000 Yeah, it is a move.

00:48:19.000 The body shot is what gets Duffy here, though.

00:48:21.000 But you're right here, but I'm not backing up, too.

00:48:23.000 Look, just boom.

00:48:24.000 So much power.

00:48:25.000 Forward, right hand, left hand.

00:48:26.000 Boom.

00:48:26.000 There's no running from Uberine.

00:48:29.000 He wasn't running.

00:48:30.000 No, that's not even in his thought process.

00:48:32.000 Now, you throw a jab, I'm gonna fucking...

00:48:34.000 Yeah.

00:48:35.000 Slides out the way.

00:48:36.000 Well, he's also older, and he's taking more punishment, too.

00:48:40.000 You've got to think, the knockouts that he's had just in the UFC. Stipe knocked him unconscious.

00:48:46.000 Travis Brown knocked him unconscious.

00:48:48.000 That was a while ago, yeah.

00:48:49.000 Yeah, I mean, there's been...

00:48:50.000 How many people knocked him out?

00:48:52.000 He has more knockout losses than anyone in the UFC. Yeah.

00:48:56.000 Rothwell knocked him out.

00:48:58.000 Rothwell, Steve Bay.

00:49:00.000 He beat JDS, didn't he?

00:49:01.000 Yes, he did.

00:49:02.000 He knocked him out.

00:49:03.000 He's had a couple issues.

00:49:04.000 Yeah.

00:49:05.000 I'm trying to think of other fights that he's had.

00:49:07.000 I'll tell you what, I'd love to see Overeem versus your boyfriend, Francis Ganell.

00:49:11.000 Oh my god, I would love to see that.

00:49:13.000 Francis has JDS coming up, but...

00:49:14.000 Oh, that's right.

00:49:15.000 Bigfoot Silva knocked him out, too.

00:49:17.000 Oh, that Bigfoot Silva one was rough.

00:49:19.000 That was a rough one.

00:49:20.000 It was real rough, because he was standing up and Bigfoot teed off on him.

00:49:24.000 Just ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

00:49:25.000 But then look at him.

00:49:26.000 He mercs, dude.

00:49:27.000 Struve, Nelson, JDS, Orlovsky.

00:49:30.000 Loses Stipe for the title.

00:49:31.000 The Struve fight was brutal.

00:49:33.000 No, that Mark Hunt fight was rough.

00:49:35.000 He flatlined Mark Hunt.

00:49:37.000 Mark Hunt's fighting again.

00:49:38.000 Yeah.

00:49:39.000 He's fighting that Russian dude.

00:49:40.000 He's ranked like 10 or something.

00:49:41.000 Yeah.

00:49:43.000 Yeah, he's fighting, uh, isn't that, uh, is that in Australia?

00:49:47.000 Yeah.

00:49:48.000 Yeah.

00:49:49.000 Australia or New Zealand.

00:49:50.000 I'm surprised, yeah, he's still doing the damn thing.

00:49:51.000 It's a good move, man.

00:49:52.000 You have a fucking Mark Hunt fight in New Zealand?

00:49:54.000 He's a huge draw out there.

00:49:55.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:56.000 Gigantic.

00:49:57.000 Sydney.

00:49:57.000 Tibor is a good fighter, man.

00:49:59.000 I love Sydney.

00:50:00.000 Tibor has, like, got sneaky, uh, sneaky left high kick.

00:50:03.000 Dude, these Russians and that whole area, these motherfuckers, they're already taking over boxing.

00:50:07.000 They're slowly creeping into MMA. How about...

00:50:10.000 Khabib!

00:50:11.000 I don't know.

00:50:12.000 What's going on with him?

00:50:13.000 Well, you got Tony Furst and Kevin Lee now fighting for the interim title.

00:50:15.000 They just don't think Khabib can make the weight?

00:50:17.000 I don't know what's going on.

00:50:18.000 They asked him to fight, right?

00:50:19.000 And he was like, no, I need more time.

00:50:21.000 It's just the boat's passing him by.

00:50:22.000 You need more time?

00:50:23.000 He must be injured.

00:50:25.000 Tiramisu?

00:50:25.000 I don't know.

00:50:26.000 Tiramisu!

00:50:28.000 And I like Khabib.

00:50:29.000 He's such a talent, but it's so frustrating.

00:50:31.000 I fucking love some tiramisu.

00:50:33.000 I get it, Khabib.

00:50:35.000 You know, it's like when you don't, you know you shouldn't be eating this, but you're like, fuck it.

00:50:39.000 Let's get dessert.

00:50:40.000 Dude, if I go, what do you have dessert?

00:50:41.000 And they go, well, we have world famous tiramisu.

00:50:44.000 Bring that.

00:50:45.000 Then you got some coffee with it.

00:50:47.000 Double espresso, please.

00:50:49.000 Game over, son.

00:50:50.000 I got you, Khabib.

00:50:51.000 Come on.

00:50:52.000 I get it.

00:50:53.000 But here's the thing.

00:50:55.000 My man Cam Haynes runs these ultra marathons every year.

00:50:59.000 Last year he ran the Bigfoot 2000 or 200. It's 205, 205 miles.

00:51:04.000 And this year he's running this Moab one.

00:51:07.000 It's 234 miles.

00:51:09.000 He cuts down from 180 pounds, which is what he weighs normally.

00:51:14.000 Lean too.

00:51:14.000 He's down to 160 now.

00:51:16.000 Jesus Christ.

00:51:17.000 You know how he does it?

00:51:18.000 He works out and burns off more calories than he eats.

00:51:22.000 That's it.

00:51:22.000 And he feels good doing it?

00:51:24.000 Yeah, he'll burn off 3,000 calories, eat 2,000.

00:51:29.000 It's a little different, though.

00:51:30.000 If he can do it, if he can do that...

00:51:33.000 Yeah.

00:51:53.000 Well, he's also a very strict Muslim, and so he celebrates Ramadan, which makes it a real issue for guys to fight.

00:52:02.000 Although, someone just did that in the UFC. Ramadan?

00:52:08.000 Yeah, and got through it.

00:52:12.000 Went through Ramadan, then fought?

00:52:14.000 His nickname is, remember the name?

00:52:15.000 Bilal Muhammad.

00:52:16.000 Bilal Muhammad went through Ramadan while he was training.

00:52:20.000 He just did it very smart.

00:52:22.000 And he scheduled his training for after his meal.

00:52:24.000 What a badass.

00:52:25.000 Yeah.

00:52:26.000 And he fought great.

00:52:26.000 With Khabib though, it's like, you know, at 55, it's kind of a clusterfuck there, and he's just getting left in the dust.

00:52:32.000 I think he has real issues with his body from losing extreme amounts of weight.

00:52:37.000 And listen, I love AK, and I think Crazy Bob Cook belongs in the UFC Hall of Fame, MMA Hall of Fame.

00:52:44.000 He's a straight-up genius.

00:52:46.000 Yeah, him and Javier.

00:52:47.000 Yeah, but those boys, I don't know what's going on there with Kane.

00:52:51.000 Well, you know what it is?

00:52:52.000 Here's what I think it is.

00:52:54.000 At the top level of that, you have two of the best First of all, arguably the best heavyweight ever in Kane, and then you got one of the best light heavyweights ever in Daniel, and they're going to war all the time.

00:53:06.000 Toss Luke Rockhold in there.

00:53:08.000 And Luke Rockhold's in the mix, too.

00:53:10.000 And they also, you only have a certain amount of years of being able to do that.

00:53:13.000 So then you see Kane's body breaking down.

00:53:15.000 I mean, you can't just attribute that only to his training there, because there's some questionable weightlifting videos of him online.

00:53:22.000 The deadlift.

00:53:23.000 Yeah, well, it's not even a deadlift, man.

00:53:25.000 It's like he's doing a kettlebell swing with shit form, and they're doing high reps of all kinds of weird shit.

00:53:33.000 Steve Maxwell saw it, and he was furious.

00:53:35.000 But the thing is, a lot of MMA guys, if they don't come from a football background, most of them you're going to see lift like that, to be honest.

00:53:42.000 Well, the problem was he had a trainer, and people were feeling like the trainer was doing a shit job.

00:53:47.000 Yeah, I mean, yeah, 100%.

00:53:49.000 And I'm not blaming injuries and delays in fights on AKA, but I think, and it's not up to them, I think, again, like you were saying, you have the toughest guys in the world competing every day, you have Khabib, you have all these guys, and things are going to happen.

00:54:03.000 I think there's two different schools of thought, and I don't know who's right.

00:54:06.000 There's a school of thought where you just fucking go in there and you go to war all the time and the cream rises to the top and you get hardened by the combat and you come out of it the best fighter in the world.

00:54:14.000 1997. You know what?

00:54:16.000 It was Kane for a while, right?

00:54:18.000 Until all these injuries started piling up.

00:54:20.000 But I think there's another way of looking at it.

00:54:23.000 Well, there's two different other ways of looking at it.

00:54:25.000 When you get to a Conor situation, then you get a super camp that's designed around you.

00:54:29.000 And then you get these people who are working with you on various aspects of your game.

00:54:34.000 Your sparring partners are planned accordingly.

00:54:37.000 There's a bunch of people that you work with that, you know, their goal is to get you better for this fight.

00:54:42.000 And I would say GSP is the one who really started that.

00:54:45.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:54:46.000 For us, a hobby.

00:54:46.000 Yes.

00:54:47.000 Yeah.

00:54:47.000 And I think these guys that are doing this today, you know, it's like, how do you do it?

00:54:54.000 Do you do it the old school way, which has always been proven?

00:54:57.000 You can make some tough motherfuckers that way.

00:54:59.000 Or do you do it the ATT way, where you have this gigantic program, where you have all world-class coaches and athletes, and you're putting together all these people, and you just have a giant super team.

00:55:12.000 Look at their roster, too.

00:55:14.000 But again, not that Javier didn't...

00:55:17.000 We have a competition background, but the reason why ATT is so good, and they're killing it with Ioana, Jenjenczyk, with fucking Amanda Nunes, all their big athletes, Mike Brown, right?

00:55:28.000 He's been there.

00:55:28.000 He's done it.

00:55:29.000 Yeah, Brown's awesome.

00:55:30.000 Yeah.

00:55:31.000 To me, you know, he's definitely top three in the game right now.

00:55:34.000 And Laborio.

00:55:34.000 Laborio, too.

00:55:35.000 But Mike Brown, really, he's the one who's focused on Ioana and Amanda Nunes, and he's focused on it because he's been there.

00:55:41.000 He's done those meathead days, and he's going...

00:55:43.000 We need to focus more on this.

00:55:45.000 So when you have someone, even Team Alpha Male, they don't have a ton of injuries, really.

00:55:49.000 Granted, Cody Garbrandt's having his things, but Uriah Faber, he's been through it.

00:55:52.000 So you need these younger guys who have been through it who are going to take control.

00:55:56.000 Who are saying, listen, we can't be Vanderlei Silva, man.

00:55:59.000 This isn't a Brazilian top team.

00:56:00.000 This ain't working.

00:56:01.000 In football, same way.

00:56:02.000 Jim Harbaugh at Michigan, they don't hit.

00:56:05.000 He goes, if you don't know how to hit at this level, you're not going to make it.

00:56:08.000 They only hit on game days when it counts.

00:56:10.000 So you see this kind of trend happening with people who've been through it before.

00:56:13.000 That's not the way.

00:56:15.000 Cowboy hardly ever spars anymore.

00:56:16.000 He does mostly drills, mitt work.

00:56:19.000 You see this kind of guy's like, man, I can't be getting beat up in training anymore.

00:56:24.000 It doesn't make sense.

00:56:25.000 Goddamn, especially at heavyweight.

00:56:27.000 Big guys the size of mitt your own giving each other brain damage.

00:56:30.000 Bad idea.

00:56:30.000 Terrible.

00:56:31.000 You can only do it so many times.

00:56:33.000 And I think when you see a guy like Connor with all the different experimenting that he does, with like weird movement stuff, with that Ido Portal guy.

00:56:42.000 Yeah, long bike rides and shit.

00:56:44.000 Even the weird shit that he does, like when you see him like switching stances in the ring, switching stances like a Taekwondo guy.

00:56:50.000 Yeah.

00:56:50.000 Like he's in a Taekwondo tournament.

00:56:52.000 All that weird shit, if he can do shit like that to Floyd, all that stuff that he's never seen before, sideways stance, you know, moving more like a karate fighter.

00:57:02.000 He's going to come out more karate than people are expecting.

00:57:04.000 I asked Pauly, you know, I said, you know, Pauly has his issues with him.

00:57:08.000 I'm like, yeah, that's terrible.

00:57:08.000 But how was, you know, how was his, was it as awkward as I'm predicting?

00:57:12.000 Because, you know, if Conor goes in and gets starched, my time, I'm out.

00:57:16.000 Showtime, that's my time.

00:57:16.000 Have a good night.

00:57:17.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:57:17.000 Like, I look like an asshole.

00:57:19.000 But he was saying, he was like, no, man, it's even more awkward than I thought.

00:57:23.000 Like, it's tough to deal with.

00:57:25.000 He said one time he had his palm up like this.

00:57:28.000 I was like, like, Lyoto Machida shit?

00:57:30.000 Yeah.

00:57:30.000 Oh, he's definitely gonna do that.

00:57:32.000 Yeah, Polly's like, I have no idea who that is.

00:57:33.000 I'm like, look him up.

00:57:34.000 He doesn't know who Lyoto Machida is?

00:57:35.000 How dare you, Paulie?

00:57:36.000 How dare you, Paulie?

00:57:37.000 How dare you.

00:57:38.000 He knows jiu-jitsu.

00:57:39.000 That was like my worst prediction of all time.

00:57:41.000 Welcome to the Machida era.

00:57:42.000 Probably my worst prediction ever.

00:57:44.000 No, there was a Machida era.

00:57:45.000 No, not like that.

00:57:47.000 Like, he lost right away after that.

00:57:49.000 When he murked Shogun, right?

00:57:51.000 Yeah.

00:57:51.000 Murked Rashad.

00:57:53.000 Well, he didn't merc Shogun.

00:57:54.000 Shogun knocked him out in the rematch.

00:57:56.000 Oh, that's right.

00:57:56.000 Shogun lost him, but they had that back and forth, right?

00:58:00.000 But he fucked up Rashad.

00:58:02.000 He fucked up Rashad to win the title.

00:58:04.000 To win the title.

00:58:04.000 Who beat him right after that?

00:58:07.000 And then John crushed him.

00:58:09.000 And then once John crushed him.

00:58:11.000 John crushed his dreams.

00:58:12.000 Yeah, and then he dropped down to 85. Looked great against Munoz.

00:58:15.000 There was a Leona Machida, like, when you say the air, I mean, you know, there's a run there.

00:58:20.000 But still, he changed the game.

00:58:21.000 He definitely changed a lot, but I thought he was going to go on a crazy run, man.

00:58:25.000 So let's see what we got there.

00:58:27.000 John Jones.

00:58:29.000 Oh, he lost a rampage.

00:58:32.000 But again, he got fucked in that one.

00:58:33.000 Go back a little bit more.

00:58:35.000 So where does the Rashad fight?

00:58:36.000 Okay, so he fought Rashad, and then he fought...

00:58:39.000 That's what it is.

00:58:39.000 He fought Shogun next, but he should have lost that fight.

00:58:43.000 And he won.

00:58:44.000 But still, he had lost in two years.

00:58:45.000 And then Shogun knocked him out in the rematch.

00:58:47.000 He had lost in two years.

00:58:48.000 So remember, he beat Teo Ortiz, and that's real Teo Ortiz.

00:58:51.000 Then he murked Thiago Silva.

00:58:53.000 At the time, Thiago Silva was a straight savage.

00:58:55.000 And then he destroys Rashad.

00:58:57.000 Then he ekes by Shogun.

00:58:59.000 Remember when he jump and front-kicked Randy in the face?

00:59:02.000 And knocked out Randy's tooth?

00:59:03.000 Yeah.

00:59:05.000 That was crazy.

00:59:06.000 Yeah, then it was a little rough from there.

00:59:07.000 And then he fought John, beat Ryan Bader with that crazy knockout.

00:59:10.000 That was nuts.

00:59:12.000 Ryan Bader ran into that crazy straight left hand.

00:59:15.000 Just rushed him.

00:59:16.000 That was here in LA. Then the Munoz fight, I remember that was in like London or something.

00:59:21.000 Dude, I remember Munoz found, I was training with Munoz, he found out through social media is fighting Machida.

00:59:25.000 It was like, oh fuck, that was in England.

00:59:28.000 Whoa.

00:59:29.000 Then he got smashed by Weidman.

00:59:31.000 Yeah, he did.

00:59:31.000 Ray Merch, C.B. Dalloway.

00:59:33.000 The Luke Rockhold one was the worst.

00:59:36.000 Yole Romero was really bad, too.

00:59:38.000 That was rough.

00:59:39.000 And then he tested positive for something, right?

00:59:41.000 Yeah, and then I don't know exactly what he's doing now.

00:59:44.000 Yeah, man, you get a certain amount of knockouts against guys like Rockhold, and especially the Rockhold one was rough.

00:59:50.000 Think how long he's been doing it, though.

00:59:52.000 He's been doing karate since he was fucking three months old.

00:59:55.000 He's just been doing it for a long-ass time, man.

00:59:58.000 Yeah.

00:59:59.000 It's interesting, like, these guys like Vitor and him, where their technique is still there, their mind is still there, but their body just can't keep up anymore.

01:00:10.000 Look at Rashad.

01:00:11.000 Look at Rashad.

01:00:12.000 To me, when I watch his fight in Mexico City, and he's fighting on the undercard against Sam Alvey, I'm like, oh my god, man.

01:00:17.000 And I love Rashad.

01:00:19.000 The guy I've been training with forever.

01:00:21.000 To see him, and I don't know if it's a matter of physical, but mentally you can tell he's just not there.

01:00:28.000 Not that he's punchy, but he just doesn't want to do anymore.

01:00:31.000 He's not pulling the trigger.

01:00:32.000 He's been knocked out before.

01:00:33.000 I was the same way.

01:00:34.000 Once I got knocked out, things change.

01:00:37.000 You go, okay, I'm not going to fight like that anymore.

01:00:39.000 Right.

01:00:39.000 That kind of caution the wind, let's go, let's sit in the pocket and bang.

01:00:43.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:00:44.000 I've learned from that.

01:00:45.000 And then Rashad just couldn't pull the trigger.

01:00:47.000 I think he's swaying towards being done.

01:00:50.000 How old is Rashad now?

01:00:52.000 Shit, how old is Rashad?

01:00:53.000 39?

01:00:54.000 Yeah, he's up there.

01:00:56.000 Yeah.

01:00:56.000 He's had a great run.

01:00:57.000 He's definitely had a great run, but he obviously enjoys doing it, or he wouldn't be still doing it, or he needs the money.

01:01:04.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:01:04.000 It's one or the other.

01:01:05.000 37?

01:01:06.000 37?

01:01:06.000 Yeah.

01:01:06.000 But the other thing with Rashad is the games advance so much further than wrestler with good boxing.

01:01:13.000 You can't fuck with that anymore.

01:01:15.000 At light heavyweight, middleweight, welterweight, you go down, what?

01:01:19.000 You only have two tools?

01:01:21.000 You're screwed, man.

01:01:22.000 A guy like Yard Rodriguez, all these young kids go...

01:01:26.000 You can only wrestle and box?

01:01:27.000 Oh my god, I'm eating him a lot.

01:01:28.000 But he can kick.

01:01:29.000 I mean, remember he knocked out Sean Salmon with that high kick?

01:01:32.000 Goddamn, that's old school.

01:01:33.000 And Sean Salmon looked like every UPS driver we've ever had.

01:01:35.000 Yeah, but I would think that he would get better at that.

01:01:39.000 You know, and it just never became like a big part of his game.

01:01:42.000 His game was never like full-on Muay Thai oriented.

01:01:45.000 No.

01:01:46.000 It's like the Chuck Liddell thing, you know, where sprawl and brawl.

01:01:49.000 Yeah.

01:01:50.000 I'm gonna fuck you up with my hands.

01:01:51.000 What's crazy is he trains with Tyrone Spong.

01:01:53.000 I know.

01:01:54.000 I mean, Tyrone Spong is a fucking demon when it comes to his stand-up, man.

01:01:59.000 Dude, he mercs this dude so bad.

01:02:01.000 And this was at light heavyweight, which is interesting because all along a lot of people thought he should be at 185. Dude, he won the ultimate fight at heavyweight.

01:02:09.000 I know.

01:02:10.000 Crazy.

01:02:10.000 How crazy is that?

01:02:11.000 He fought Brad Imes.

01:02:12.000 Yes.

01:02:12.000 Giant-ass dude in the finals.

01:02:15.000 Yeah.

01:02:16.000 Rashad's just tough, man.

01:02:17.000 And he's a dude who played football, too.

01:02:20.000 Right?

01:02:20.000 Yeah, high school, but then he wrestled at Michigan State.

01:02:23.000 And his roommate was Greg Maynard.

01:02:26.000 Crazy, man.

01:02:27.000 And then the other roommate is a big agent at CA, which is hilarious.

01:02:29.000 All of them are killing it.

01:02:31.000 You know, you remember his knockout of Chuck Liddell?

01:02:33.000 That was probably the biggest highlight ever.

01:02:36.000 Oh, ever.

01:02:37.000 And the UFC really wouldn't play it because Chuck Liddell was like the main man.

01:02:40.000 Remember for a while there they wouldn't play the Chuck or Ronda knockouts?

01:02:42.000 Yeah.

01:02:42.000 Now you turn that bitch on and fuck, this is just a loop.

01:02:44.000 Well, once WMA became the owners, they were like, listen.

01:02:48.000 It's like, we don't play that game.

01:02:50.000 We're here to self-fights.

01:02:52.000 Correct.

01:02:53.000 I know he's your boy.

01:02:56.000 Oh!

01:02:56.000 There it is right there.

01:02:58.000 One shot.

01:03:00.000 That was a crazy high kick.

01:03:03.000 Crazy high kick.

01:03:04.000 I think they showed the Chuck Liddell knockout.

01:03:06.000 They just didn't highlight it over and over and over again.

01:03:08.000 Not for a long time.

01:03:09.000 They wouldn't show Chuck or Ronda.

01:03:10.000 That Chuck one was so...

01:03:12.000 I remember the sound of that right-hand landing.

01:03:16.000 It just blop!

01:03:17.000 It was an uppercut.

01:03:17.000 Oh, no.

01:03:18.000 Chuck was going to throw an uppercut, his famous uppercut, and then just that.

01:03:22.000 And Rashad stepped over with an overhand right on the...

01:03:26.000 Fucking button like a gunshot.

01:03:28.000 I remember Shah just turned to the crowd like his heart.

01:03:30.000 He's like...

01:03:31.000 Yeah, it is.

01:03:33.000 Chuck's just...

01:03:33.000 Chuck was just such a fucking executioner.

01:03:36.000 Boom.

01:03:36.000 You know, Chuck, there's rumors Chuck wanted to fight again.

01:03:39.000 He's in Thailand training and shit.

01:03:42.000 Wow.

01:03:44.000 Boom!

01:03:46.000 Great timing by Rashad.

01:03:48.000 Perfect.

01:03:49.000 Boom!

01:03:50.000 Look at the fucking impact of that right hand.

01:03:53.000 That is crazy.

01:03:55.000 My God.

01:03:56.000 They're talking about Chuck and Tito again in Bellator.

01:03:59.000 They're talking about Chael and Tito.

01:04:01.000 They're talking about Chael and Tito first?

01:04:03.000 Chael and Tito are talking shit to each other.

01:04:05.000 Didn't they just fight?

01:04:06.000 They just fought.

01:04:07.000 Tito just got his neck reconstructed.

01:04:09.000 He has a tube in his neck, but then Chael started talking shit to him.

01:04:12.000 No, he got fake discs.

01:04:12.000 Oh, my God.

01:04:13.000 He got discs replaced.

01:04:15.000 Go to Tito's Instagram page.

01:04:17.000 He talked about it.

01:04:18.000 And then he said, Chael, I'm kicking your ass.

01:04:20.000 It was like so pro wrestling.

01:04:21.000 Hey, Tito, Chael, I love both of you.

01:04:24.000 Ain't nobody trying to watch that shit.

01:04:25.000 Listen, if Bellator is paying...

01:04:27.000 No one's watching that.

01:04:28.000 I get it.

01:04:29.000 We just saw it.

01:04:30.000 Chael, you just got choked out.

01:04:32.000 Tito can still sell.

01:04:33.000 Yeah, he's still a draw.

01:04:34.000 If he could talk Chael into talking some shit about him and people want to see him get peed up again.

01:04:39.000 Look at that.

01:04:39.000 There's actually a video, though.

01:04:41.000 If you play the video, Jamie, it's somewhere on his Instagram.

01:04:45.000 Oh, look at that.

01:04:45.000 It went through his neck.

01:04:47.000 Go to his whole thing and I'll show you where it is.

01:04:50.000 There it is.

01:04:51.000 That's it.

01:04:52.000 Listen, let's play some volume on this.

01:04:54.000 All right, surgery's done.

01:04:56.000 They did three level disc replacements.

01:04:58.000 So you want to fight, huh?

01:04:59.000 Disc replacement.

01:05:00.000 On my cervical, which is the neck area.

01:05:03.000 All right, let me call.

01:05:04.000 But I'm good.

01:05:05.000 All right.

01:05:06.000 Dr. William Smith did an amazing job.

01:05:08.000 Valerie, thank you so much.

01:05:11.000 Bellator, thank you.

01:05:15.000 All my friends, family, thank you for your support.

01:05:18.000 Everybody reached out to me.

01:05:20.000 I appreciate the support.

01:05:21.000 I'm alive.

01:05:23.000 I'm fixed.

01:05:26.000 Now it's time to get ready because, Chell, I'm kicking your ass.

01:05:29.000 God damn it!

01:05:32.000 No, you two!

01:05:33.000 But how crazy is that?

01:05:34.000 A guy coming out of neck reconstruction.

01:05:38.000 He got three discs replaced.

01:05:41.000 You know, in the UFC, if you have more than two discs replaced, they don't think they're letting you fight right now?

01:05:48.000 Makes sense.

01:05:49.000 They were talking about Rick Story.

01:05:52.000 Rick Story has some disc replacements.

01:05:54.000 Really?

01:05:55.000 His neck.

01:05:55.000 Yeah.

01:05:56.000 If you get a certain amount, like if you've got one in your lower back, one in your neck, they're like, ooh, son, we're not sure if we want to fuck with this.

01:06:03.000 Liability.

01:06:04.000 Well, who knows how good the guy did the neck thing?

01:06:07.000 Who did your thing?

01:06:08.000 It's almost like, who's building your car?

01:06:11.000 Well, send him to your guy then.

01:06:14.000 Yeah.

01:06:14.000 UFC. Like, the one guy who we can trust before we shut down his career.

01:06:18.000 How many dudes are doing this neck reconstruction thing?

01:06:20.000 Hey, everyone.

01:06:21.000 Especially if you're looking for a deal.

01:06:22.000 Look at Eddie Bravo's got his back done.

01:06:25.000 You know, Eddie's still having problems with it, though.

01:06:27.000 It's not 100%.

01:06:27.000 A lot of people have problems with it.

01:06:29.000 Yeah.

01:06:29.000 I mean, the back's tricky, man.

01:06:31.000 But one of his students, Victor, had his done.

01:06:34.000 He's a big dude.

01:06:35.000 He's real big.

01:06:36.000 He's a heavyweight dude.

01:06:37.000 And for him, it's fine.

01:06:39.000 He was lifting weights really quickly and got back to rolling within a few months.

01:06:44.000 I think it just depends, man.

01:06:45.000 But with Tito, he's had so much abuse as far as wrestling and fighting.

01:06:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:50.000 It's going to...

01:06:51.000 He's got fusions too.

01:06:52.000 He's got all sorts of shit going on.

01:06:54.000 Dude, talk about a straight up fighter.

01:06:56.000 Neck brace, tongue and chill.

01:06:58.000 Get your ass ready.

01:06:59.000 We're looking at like a year from now, bro.

01:07:02.000 How long does it take to recover from those surgeries?

01:07:04.000 I wonder because what Eddie was saying was that he might have pushed it too quick and re-injured it a little bit.

01:07:12.000 I remember when Eddie came in here.

01:07:13.000 Didn't he come in here like the next day?

01:07:15.000 We're doing a fight companion.

01:07:16.000 He's like drinking half his ass, and we're talking about it.

01:07:17.000 He's like, I'm not gonna rush into it.

01:07:19.000 Like, I'm not doing much.

01:07:20.000 But if you're on the mats, you know, it's tough.

01:07:22.000 The problem is rolling is too fun.

01:07:24.000 Yeah.

01:07:25.000 You can't roll if you're injured.

01:07:26.000 You know, I think the only thing you should do ever if you're injured is drill.

01:07:30.000 And just use it as a time to drill, because you can get really good.

01:07:33.000 You can get really good by drilling.

01:07:35.000 But as soon as you're, like, if you're dealing with something that's recovering, like a surgery...

01:07:40.000 If you, like, have to explode and exert weird energy in weird ways, you never know.

01:07:46.000 Like, you don't want to get tapped.

01:07:47.000 You don't want your guard to get passed.

01:07:48.000 You don't want...

01:07:49.000 So you'll just fucking...

01:07:50.000 You're in the middle of it.

01:07:52.000 You'll...

01:07:52.000 And when you do that, man, pop!

01:07:54.000 Messes everything up.

01:07:55.000 You feel the back where you got surgery twinge again.

01:07:58.000 You're like...

01:07:59.000 Game over.

01:08:00.000 Fucked all that work up.

01:08:01.000 I'll tell you what's crazy, speaking of injuries, is when I saw Paddy Hooligan in Dublin, you know, and he's an outgoing, you know, smart dude, speaks well.

01:08:10.000 We're talking, I'm like, dude, so when's the next fight?

01:08:12.000 And this whole team was just like, goddammit, Shobb.

01:08:15.000 I'm like, what?

01:08:15.000 And I didn't hear anything.

01:08:16.000 But he has a rear blood disorder.

01:08:18.000 Like, less than 1% of the world have it.

01:08:20.000 And it's really not that dangerous, but if it did, if something were to happen, it's like super dangerous.

01:08:26.000 So the UFC's like, it's too much of a risk.

01:08:28.000 We can't...

01:08:28.000 We can't clear the fight, so he's done.

01:08:31.000 Whoa.

01:08:32.000 So, how does the blood disorder work?

01:08:34.000 I'm not sure.

01:08:35.000 You have to look it up, Jamie.

01:08:36.000 He has some super rare blood disorder.

01:08:39.000 Super, super rare.

01:08:41.000 You'll have to look it up.

01:08:42.000 So, is this concern if he needs a transfusion or something?

01:08:46.000 Yeah, something like that where the UFC is just too high of a risk, so he's done.

01:08:49.000 But he was opening a gym at SBG with Connor at their gym, and then he decided to do his own up the street.

01:08:57.000 Wow.

01:08:57.000 But crazy story, man.

01:08:59.000 Crazy story.

01:09:00.000 I had no idea.

01:09:00.000 I felt bad for him, but good spirits, man.

01:09:03.000 Good spirits.

01:09:03.000 He's going to start doing podcasting.

01:09:05.000 He wants to start doing some other stuff.

01:09:07.000 Well, that's cool.

01:09:08.000 You know, here it is.

01:09:11.000 He was born with a factor missing in his blood called Factor 13. I never disclosed it until now.

01:09:19.000 It came to the UFC's attention from a third party.

01:09:22.000 I can no longer pass the medical requirements to compete.

01:09:24.000 Only 1 in 5 million people are diagnosed, so I knew that it was rare.

01:09:29.000 Organizations wouldn't understand or take a chance at me.

01:09:31.000 As I found out now, I never explained in full to John or my team the actual risks because I didn't think there was excess risks.

01:09:41.000 So, if it's not, if he doesn't think there is an excess risk, it's a disorder that is only dangerous for me and not my opponents.

01:09:49.000 I really did see MMA as a way to have a real shot at life for myself and my family, and it turns out I was right.

01:09:54.000 Wow, I have mixed emotions.

01:09:55.000 This is sad.

01:09:56.000 Can you look up the disorder?

01:09:58.000 How sad is it?

01:09:59.000 But you talk about a guy who his spirits are super up.

01:10:02.000 He was joking about it.

01:10:03.000 He's just like, what the fuck?

01:10:04.000 He has a son and his girl was there.

01:10:07.000 I felt so bad for him.

01:10:09.000 But he was like, whoa, I'm doing my thing here at SPG. I got my own gym.

01:10:14.000 Things are good.

01:10:15.000 I'm starting to get into podcasting.

01:10:16.000 He's going to be good at it too, man.

01:10:18.000 If you can get that good at fighting, you can get that good at anything.

01:10:20.000 You just have to think about it the right way.

01:10:22.000 Here it is.

01:10:23.000 It's a rare...

01:10:24.000 Oh, clotting.

01:10:25.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:25.000 Ooh.

01:10:26.000 A bleeding disorder characterized by a deficiency of clotting factor 13. Clotting factors are specialized proteins that are essential for the blood to clot properly.

01:10:34.000 Oh, it's like a hemophilia.

01:10:36.000 Uncontrolled bleeding episodes.

01:10:37.000 Fuck all that.

01:10:38.000 Like, what if you get Marvin Eastman and the head starts pouring blood and they can't stop it?

01:10:44.000 Yeah.

01:10:45.000 You know, like, there's something about foreheads.

01:10:47.000 Like, foreheads just bleed a lot.

01:10:49.000 Especially with the elbows.

01:10:51.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:52.000 Like, think about how much more foreheads bleed than, like, a knee.

01:10:55.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:56.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:10:57.000 Elbows, like, fucking...

01:10:59.000 Yeah.

01:10:59.000 When you get kneed, it's always in the face.

01:11:00.000 Your shit's all fucked up.

01:11:02.000 Yeah.

01:11:02.000 But with Patty, that's a bummer, man.

01:11:05.000 One in five million.

01:11:06.000 Crazy.

01:11:06.000 What are the odds?

01:11:07.000 I know, man.

01:11:08.000 Super heartbreaking.

01:11:09.000 Do you know the odds on Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor are only four to one?

01:11:13.000 5 to 1, right?

01:11:15.000 I saw it plus 450. Is it 400?

01:11:18.000 Maybe it's changed.

01:11:19.000 I just looked at an article.

01:11:20.000 I think I had something to do with those odds swing.

01:11:21.000 I've been on this hound.

01:11:24.000 This Connor Dickride hound changing the game.

01:11:29.000 Complete Connor Dick Diver.

01:11:31.000 Just changing the odds.

01:11:32.000 You really think he's got a chance?

01:11:33.000 Yeah, I do.

01:11:34.000 He's bigger.

01:11:35.000 I really do.

01:11:35.000 He's a lot bigger, man.

01:11:36.000 I'll tell you that.

01:11:37.000 He's like a Mack truck.

01:11:37.000 He's awkward.

01:11:39.000 Floyd, two years off.

01:11:40.000 I'm a little curious why he's doing it.

01:11:42.000 Joe Smith Jr., Bernard Hopkins.

01:11:44.000 Correct.

01:11:45.000 Plus 325. Holy balls!

01:11:49.000 Whoa!

01:11:50.000 It's down to three.

01:11:52.000 Take a bow.

01:11:53.000 Jesus Christ.

01:11:54.000 Crazy!

01:11:55.000 Four Mayweather's at minus 450. You want to hear something hilarious?

01:11:57.000 That's crazy.

01:11:59.000 Those odds are smaller than when he fought Canelo.

01:12:02.000 That's crazy.

01:12:03.000 Those odds are changing because of the fucking video.

01:12:07.000 Well, that and just a matter of the amount of people were betting on Conor.

01:12:11.000 Yeah, I know how bets work, dude.

01:12:13.000 People that are listening, they might not.

01:12:14.000 You know what?

01:12:15.000 I think Floyd likes it.

01:12:17.000 Do you think people know what the odds are?

01:12:17.000 That's what the odds are.

01:12:19.000 How would I explain odds?

01:12:19.000 People are like, what the fuck?

01:12:21.000 Really?

01:12:21.000 You don't even understand how you win a hundred bucks, most people.

01:12:24.000 I have to explain it every time we go to the UFC to set someone.

01:12:27.000 Yeah, I bet when the odds first came out, I fucked up.

01:12:29.000 I thought I got 26-1.

01:12:30.000 I got it 15-1.

01:12:32.000 Conor to win by knockout.

01:12:33.000 It's always so weird when you see the numbers, like, plus 450. Like, how?

01:12:37.000 What?

01:12:38.000 Who comes out?

01:12:39.000 Especially when they open with it.

01:12:40.000 If they open with an odd, that's when it gets really crazy.

01:12:43.000 How do they do that?

01:12:44.000 It's like in the expert opinion.

01:12:45.000 They do it on purpose because they want betting.

01:12:48.000 So they do it on purpose to get people to go, here's a show.

01:12:50.000 Floyd loves this because Floyd always bets on himself and a shitload of money.

01:12:53.000 So Floyd's like, yes, keep it going.

01:12:55.000 Did you see footage came out that, not footage, but news leaked, and I think it's all honeydicking, that Zab Judah knocked out Floyd Mayweather in training and Floyd shut down the gym.

01:13:06.000 What?

01:13:06.000 Yeah.

01:13:07.000 Look that shit up, Jamie.

01:13:08.000 Pull that shit up, Jamie.

01:13:10.000 I'm telling you, it's Ab Judah yesterday.

01:13:12.000 They said knock them out.

01:13:13.000 I think it's all smoke and mirrors.

01:13:14.000 I think Floyd's just trying to sell this to the max.

01:13:18.000 Well, that would be smart on Floyd's part.

01:13:21.000 He's brilliant.

01:13:22.000 How close is he with Zab Judah that they would organize that?

01:13:24.000 I mean, Zab Judah's like, I'll take that shine.

01:13:26.000 When's the last time you mentioned the name Zab Judah?

01:13:29.000 Very good point.

01:13:30.000 Word from inside the money team, Zab Judah knocked out Floyd Mayweather in sparring during a wild exchange where both boxers began to brawl.

01:13:37.000 Apparently Floyd kicked everyone out of the gym afterwards, more to come.

01:13:40.000 Zab was mimicking Connor and just came right after him.

01:13:43.000 Whoa.

01:13:44.000 Says Mario Vegas Post.

01:13:46.000 Mario Vegas Post.

01:13:47.000 Can we trust Mario?

01:13:48.000 Mario, talk to me.

01:13:50.000 What do you know?

01:13:51.000 I'm looking at him.

01:13:51.000 That glamour shot headshot bothers the fuck out of me.

01:13:55.000 Doesn't bother me at all.

01:13:56.000 He looks like a very reasonable American.

01:13:57.000 He has 14 tweets, 100 followers.

01:14:00.000 I'm sure he votes conservative.

01:14:02.000 You know what?

01:14:03.000 He's probably a pretty sensible guy that you can have a conversation with.

01:14:06.000 I think he's a troll.

01:14:06.000 I wouldn't mind having a beer with him.

01:14:10.000 See, I don't believe that.

01:14:12.000 I think there'd be more smoke.

01:14:13.000 I think literally Floyd's just playing this full heel.

01:14:17.000 It might be.

01:14:17.000 I got knocked out.

01:14:18.000 Look, Conor definitely a week before.

01:14:20.000 Or Zab Judah and him might have gone to war because he does go to war in gyms.

01:14:24.000 He does.

01:14:25.000 I mean, you've seen him talk shit and go to war with people in sparring sessions.

01:14:28.000 And Zab Judah ain't young either.

01:14:30.000 Zab Judah, it's true.

01:14:31.000 But Zab Judah can crack.

01:14:33.000 We know that.

01:14:33.000 It's a fact.

01:14:34.000 Yeah, he cracked Floyd a few times when they fought, if you remember that.

01:14:37.000 Yeah, he can crack.

01:14:38.000 Yeah.

01:14:39.000 Floyd Mayweather and Zab Judah unleash chaos in Las Vegas.

01:14:42.000 This is from April.

01:14:44.000 Yeah.

01:14:45.000 Wow.

01:14:46.000 Looks back at the tempered battle between Mayweather and the current sparring partner, Zab Judah.

01:14:50.000 Yeah, they had a great war, man.

01:14:52.000 Phenomenal fight.

01:14:53.000 And if Zab Judah...

01:14:54.000 I mean, look, Zab Judah's lightning fast.

01:14:56.000 If he hasn't lost a step, and they actually did get into a wild exchange, and Floyd got crazy, it is entirely possible...

01:15:03.000 Did you say he hasn't lost a step?

01:15:04.000 I mean...

01:15:04.000 Zab Judah?

01:15:05.000 I guarantee he has.

01:15:06.000 Yeah, probably.

01:15:07.000 Probably a little bit.

01:15:08.000 But I mean, as far as his speed and power, I bet it's still there.

01:15:11.000 I bet his timing, what I'm trying to say, you're right.

01:15:13.000 His reaction time.

01:15:14.000 Losing a step is probably not the best way to describe it, but he's still got his skills, he's still got some serious power.

01:15:20.000 For sure.

01:15:20.000 He knows how to drop bombs.

01:15:21.000 And if he drops a bomb on Floyd, if they really did have some crazy exchange, it's 100% possible that you could imagine a guy like Zav Judah at least knocking down Floyd.

01:15:29.000 I'll tell you this, if he did get knocked out a week before the fight, and you're fighting coming next Saturday, we're going sizzler.

01:15:35.000 I might just fucking...

01:15:36.000 No bueno.

01:15:37.000 I'm the new president of Showtime, everybody.

01:15:39.000 The same story kind of happened before the Pacquiao Mayweather fight.

01:15:43.000 Well, maybe it happened.

01:15:44.000 It said floored him.

01:15:46.000 Zabjuda denies flooring Mayweather during sparring.

01:15:49.000 Maybe Zabjuda whoops his ass in there.

01:15:52.000 He's probably so comfortable with being there with Floyd.

01:15:55.000 He's boxed Floyd professionally as a fighter and as his training partner.

01:16:00.000 You get each other's patterns.

01:16:02.000 You understand each other's patterns.

01:16:04.000 And who knows, also, you know, like, who knows how seriously Floyd's taking this?

01:16:09.000 I mean, he needs the money for sure.

01:16:11.000 That's the other thing, is like, rumors coming out, like, again, these are all rumors.

01:16:14.000 Have you seen the condition?

01:16:15.000 I love rumors.

01:16:15.000 Me too, I love the drama.

01:16:17.000 I get so excited.

01:16:17.000 Me too, I'm like, yes!

01:16:18.000 Yes, what else happened?

01:16:20.000 Keep it coming!

01:16:20.000 Come on!

01:16:22.000 Have you seen the picture of Floyd at 40?

01:16:24.000 He looks good.

01:16:25.000 Good?

01:16:26.000 That motherfucker looks like he's on that Brock Lesnar diet.

01:16:28.000 He looks shredded.

01:16:29.000 Yeah, he looks great.

01:16:32.000 Under 2.5.

01:16:33.000 Wow.

01:16:34.000 Wow.

01:16:35.000 Wow.

01:16:35.000 Interesting.

01:16:37.000 That's the only way McGregor's going to win, I think.

01:16:39.000 If it's under the 2.5?

01:16:41.000 No, not under 2.5, but by stoppage.

01:16:44.000 Yeah, me too.

01:16:44.000 I can't imagine him outboxing.

01:16:46.000 No, that ain't happening.

01:16:48.000 You're living in a wrong fucking planet if you think he's gonna help boxing for 12 rounds.

01:16:52.000 Unless he just mauls him.

01:16:53.000 Unless he figures out a way to maul him like he's doing there.

01:16:55.000 Like he's doing there with holding the back of the head and throwing punches.

01:16:58.000 But that's after he's worn Pauly out.

01:17:00.000 I think you're gonna see Connor using his footwork still the distance, trying to still do what got him to the dance.

01:17:07.000 He might.

01:17:08.000 What if he drops one on Floyd and Floyd goes stiff?

01:17:11.000 Face plants.

01:17:12.000 I would love that.

01:17:13.000 I think he's going to land one on Floyd.

01:17:16.000 So I think Connor wins the spectacle, but probably loses in the decision.

01:17:20.000 But if there is a stoppage, it's Connor knocking them out.

01:17:23.000 Well, you know, we were talking today about them going to eight-ounce gloves and how significant that is.

01:17:28.000 Official commission just granted it today.

01:17:30.000 First of all, it shows you can just pull those commissioners aside and go, what?

01:17:34.000 What's these rules?

01:17:36.000 What do you mean drug testing?

01:17:37.000 Why are we talking about it?

01:17:39.000 What's these rules?

01:17:39.000 Let's have some fun here, boys.

01:17:41.000 Let's have some fun.

01:17:42.000 I wonder if WME came along, like, when they bought the UFC, they'd be like, uh, what's with the USADA guy?

01:17:49.000 What's up with the golden snitch?

01:17:51.000 Do we need him?

01:17:51.000 We got him in another six months.

01:17:53.000 Can't we?

01:17:53.000 Listen, let's just direct that guy towards weight cutting.

01:17:56.000 Can you just have them, like, focus on the guys in the undercards?

01:17:59.000 Can we do that?

01:18:00.000 Slowly get out of this, you son of a bitch.

01:18:02.000 For reals.

01:18:03.000 Well, back it up.

01:18:04.000 Back it up.

01:18:05.000 100%.

01:18:06.000 Back it up!

01:18:07.000 100%.

01:18:10.000 Andre Berto said when he fought Floyd, he's never been tested more in his life.

01:18:14.000 He was like four times a week there to knock on my door.

01:18:16.000 Yeah, that's Floyd.

01:18:17.000 Floyd's got people dressed up like agents.

01:18:19.000 That's what he said.

01:18:20.000 He goes, are you testing Floyd like this?

01:18:22.000 They go, that's none of your concern.

01:18:23.000 Oh, it is though.

01:18:25.000 He goes, it's the promoter's obligation.

01:18:26.000 He goes, the promoter's Floyd Mayweather.

01:18:28.000 He goes, you'll figure it out.

01:18:29.000 He just kept getting tested nonstop.

01:18:31.000 Yeah, he wants more of your blood.

01:18:33.000 He wants it to make you tired.

01:18:34.000 Yeah, I'll tell you what, though.

01:18:36.000 I don't know what the drug testing is like on this bad boy, but...

01:18:39.000 Well, the Canelo-Alvarez fight, it was interesting, because he made Canelo get down to 150. You know, they fought at 150, and Canelo just makes people come to him.

01:18:47.000 Like, you have to play by his rules.

01:18:49.000 He's not doing that in this fight, though.

01:18:50.000 That's what's so scary.

01:18:51.000 Yeah.

01:18:52.000 That's why I tip my hat to Floyd, because he went, I'll fight at 154. That's perfect for Conor.

01:18:57.000 Yeah.

01:18:58.000 I would do eight-ounce gloves.

01:18:59.000 What the fuck?

01:19:00.000 For reals?

01:19:00.000 Yeah.

01:19:01.000 Yeah, we'll do that.

01:19:02.000 Oh, I'll take you on short notice, too.

01:19:04.000 This motherfucker's crazy!

01:19:06.000 I just think he thinks he's so good.

01:19:08.000 He might just not understand.

01:19:10.000 First of all, Connor is, whether or not you're looking at his success inside the octagon, which has been pretty spectacular, but it's the way he's doing things.

01:19:20.000 He's got this special fucking air about him and this psychotic belief in himself.

01:19:27.000 It's not a fake belief.

01:19:29.000 No.

01:19:29.000 He's not trying to con anybody.

01:19:31.000 He's trying to manifest some sort of miraculous existence.

01:19:36.000 He's trying to be the guy who literally goes in there and drops and smashes Floyd Mayweather as a UFC fighter and becomes, with that, the biggest athlete on the planet Earth ever.

01:19:50.000 Maybe ever.

01:19:52.000 If he flatlines Floyd Mayweather, if Floyd Mayweather steps in, and Conor fucking karate stances him, and blasts him with a straight left hand, and we see Floyd stiffen up and faceplant.

01:20:03.000 North Korea nukes.

01:20:04.000 We're gonna turn the ocean green.

01:20:07.000 Shit.

01:20:08.000 We're gonna manufacture all of the color, that green color that you put in drinks on Save Patrick's Day.

01:20:14.000 We're pouring that shit in the ocean.

01:20:17.000 We're making the ocean Just all green.

01:20:19.000 Just huge statues of Connor.

01:20:21.000 You're gonna have people that are faking Irish accents.

01:20:25.000 It's sort of like that Rachel Dolezal chick pretending to be black.

01:20:29.000 There's gonna be people that are changing but put an O on the beginning.

01:20:32.000 With shitty tiger tattoos on their chest.

01:20:33.000 Yeah, they're gonna change themselves and become Irish.

01:20:37.000 They're gonna be trans.

01:20:38.000 Look at that.

01:20:38.000 That's what the world's gonna come to.

01:20:39.000 What is that?

01:20:40.000 When did that happen?

01:20:41.000 Chicago on St. Patrick's Day.

01:20:42.000 They do that?

01:20:43.000 Yeah.

01:20:43.000 Really?

01:20:44.000 Yeah.

01:20:44.000 Are there fishing?

01:20:44.000 Holy shit!

01:20:45.000 They're chilling everything!

01:20:47.000 They really do that?

01:20:49.000 They do it every year.

01:20:49.000 Oh my god.

01:20:51.000 We're so gross.

01:20:52.000 People are so gross.

01:20:53.000 For St. Patrick's Day, let's have some fun and get fucking hammered and make the ocean green.

01:20:57.000 Woo!

01:20:58.000 The fish are like, what the fuck?

01:21:01.000 I can't believe they really do this.

01:21:03.000 It's awesome though.

01:21:05.000 Oh my god.

01:21:05.000 It's like a comic book.

01:21:07.000 It's only in Chicago.

01:21:08.000 I'm amazed that Boston doesn't take this on.

01:21:10.000 They're like, what?

01:21:11.000 What?

01:21:12.000 You're fucking telling me?

01:21:13.000 They do it in fucking Chicago?

01:21:15.000 Holy shit.

01:21:16.000 I feel like it's a bad idea.

01:21:18.000 It can be.

01:21:19.000 Well, it's probably some food-based stuff.

01:21:21.000 Meet the family that dives the Chicago River green.

01:21:23.000 Wow.

01:21:24.000 The Hulk family.

01:21:26.000 How weird.

01:21:27.000 Just pure toxic.

01:21:28.000 Yeah, I wonder how bad it is.

01:21:29.000 I wonder if there's some environmentalists that are protesting.

01:21:32.000 100%.

01:21:33.000 That can't be great for anything in there.

01:21:35.000 That's just dye.

01:21:36.000 It's natural.

01:21:37.000 Not really.

01:21:38.000 Why don't you Google environmentalist protest green dye in Chicago River?

01:21:45.000 Let's see if there's some environmentalists that think it's a fucking terrible idea.

01:21:49.000 Nearly 60 pounds of dye.

01:21:51.000 That's it?

01:21:52.000 Top secret formula.

01:21:53.000 Also known as, we call it, leprechaun dust.

01:21:55.000 Oh, fuck you.

01:21:55.000 How about you tell us what the fuck the top secret formula is before you jump in the river?

01:21:59.000 And take that sweater off right now with your tits.

01:22:01.000 Whoa, who's got tits?

01:22:03.000 The dad on the right.

01:22:03.000 Oh, yeah.

01:22:04.000 Set of sweet old old man tits.

01:22:06.000 Look at him.

01:22:07.000 It's like a mock turtleneck.

01:22:09.000 That looks like the kind of guy who kills a burger with his bare hands, though.

01:22:12.000 He looks like the kind of guy that kills millions of fish by dumping green dye in the goddamn river.

01:22:17.000 Look at those fucks.

01:22:18.000 Motherfuckers drowning mermaids.

01:22:22.000 They get their gills all clogged up.

01:22:24.000 Look at those guys.

01:22:26.000 God damn it.

01:22:27.000 Yeah, you're right, though, man.

01:22:28.000 If Conor were to pull it off, I don't...

01:22:30.000 He's the biggest athlete of all time.

01:22:31.000 Of all time.

01:22:32.000 He's gonna be worldwide in the craziest way possible.

01:22:35.000 You're gonna see a Nike shoe like a drawing, but with this on it.

01:22:38.000 If he actually can land that shit, there's the thing, nobody's gonna ever box Floyd like that from a karate stance.

01:22:44.000 Never.

01:22:45.000 He's never seen it before.

01:22:46.000 And he's been doing a lot of that taekwondo footwork thing where he switches back and forth, switches stances.

01:22:51.000 A ton.

01:22:51.000 If he can keep that kind of distance, it's gonna be very hard for Floyd to hit him, too.

01:22:56.000 It's a totally different feel.

01:22:57.000 Different feel.

01:22:58.000 The only thing, I think, worst case scenario, obviously worst case if you get starched in like 10 seconds, that's not going to happen.

01:23:04.000 But worst case would be with 8-ounce gloves, if Floyd starts landing and beating him up, and he gets stopped in like 7th or 8th or can't answer the bell because he's taking so much punishment, or in 8 rounds he gets really tired from moving so much, then it could be a shit show for us.

01:23:17.000 Yeah, it's a different expenditure of energy for sure.

01:23:20.000 Different animal.

01:23:21.000 Switching legs like that and switching stances.

01:23:23.000 But listen, he's doing it in training.

01:23:25.000 You don't get to Conor's level without realizing what you're signing up for.

01:23:29.000 To me, if Conor were to gas in this fight, then everything we believe in Conor is fake, which I don't think is going to happen.

01:23:36.000 Well, the only other explanation would be he's not quite efficient enough yet to go 12 rounds of the world champion, if he really started gas.

01:23:45.000 You're talking about something that he has a part of his training.

01:23:50.000 But it's also kicking, takedown defense, jiu-jitsu, elbows, knees.

01:23:54.000 Some say it's more difficult.

01:23:55.000 Yes, definitely cardio-wise.

01:23:57.000 A lot of people say it's more difficult.

01:23:58.000 Like in boxing, get your rest.

01:23:59.000 Like in boxing, which is why I think Conor's going to win a majority of those early rounds.

01:24:04.000 Floyd, four, five, six rounds before he's really even starts sweating.

01:24:08.000 He downloads your patterns and goes to work.

01:24:11.000 Andre Berto said that.

01:24:12.000 He comes out and he'll force you to come to him and he's looking around.

01:24:16.000 He's literally downloading everything, but it takes him a while to get going before he gets it and then starts going to work.

01:24:21.000 With Connor, I think in those rounds he can land something big there, man.

01:24:27.000 If he does.

01:24:28.000 See, the exciting thing is if he does.

01:24:30.000 That's the exciting thing.

01:24:31.000 That's what's going to make it the biggest pay-per-view of all time.

01:24:34.000 Those white power people are going to go crazy.

01:24:36.000 That Twitter account is a fake account, apparently.

01:24:39.000 I fucking knew it.

01:24:40.000 It's not a real newspaper, and some people have found out that the picture is even like a small business owner from somewhere else.

01:24:46.000 Which, the Zab Judah one?

01:24:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:24:48.000 The troll guy.

01:24:49.000 The troll account.

01:24:49.000 I thought so.

01:24:50.000 Oh, okay.

01:24:51.000 So him knocking him out is fake?

01:24:53.000 That's the only place it's coming from.

01:24:55.000 I told you.

01:24:56.000 Hey Floyd, do better at trolling people.

01:24:59.000 That guy's a fake guy.

01:25:00.000 He looks like the average American.

01:25:02.000 He had a glamour shot as his avatar.

01:25:04.000 Or like Iowa.

01:25:05.000 You went to Iowa.

01:25:06.000 You went to a family restaurant.

01:25:07.000 Hi.

01:25:07.000 Welcome.

01:25:08.000 I just Googled Las Vegas Post and nothing comes up.

01:25:11.000 Oh, that son of a bitch.

01:25:12.000 God damn it, Floyd.

01:25:12.000 You gotta do better at selling us, man.

01:25:14.000 Well, it might not even be him.

01:25:15.000 It might just be somebody just going for clicks, you know, having some fun.

01:25:19.000 A lot of people make up stories.

01:25:21.000 That's true.

01:25:21.000 Floyd hasn't come out and said anything.

01:25:23.000 But, you know, like, my mom will be like, why have you gotten knocked out buying it?

01:25:27.000 It works.

01:25:28.000 It does work.

01:25:28.000 It works.

01:25:29.000 Well, especially after looking at that video.

01:25:31.000 I mean, that's what ramps it up.

01:25:32.000 Looking at the video of Connor Landon on Paula.

01:25:35.000 Listen, Dana White.

01:25:36.000 Put some more video out.

01:25:38.000 That's all I'm saying.

01:25:39.000 Give us a little taste.

01:25:40.000 Give us a little taste.

01:25:42.000 From what I heard...

01:25:44.000 From what I heard, they thought that footage was going to make it in all access, and Dana was like, yeah, put in all access of Connor doing what he did to Paul, and they didn't put it in there, so Dana was like, release the hounds, and then release it on his end.

01:25:55.000 Oh, so Showtime didn't put it in there.

01:25:57.000 No, it came from Dana.

01:25:59.000 It did not come from Showtime.

01:26:00.000 Okay, why would Showtime not want to put it in there?

01:26:03.000 So they denied putting it in there?

01:26:05.000 They didn't want to put it in there?

01:26:06.000 I don't think they denied it ever happened.

01:26:09.000 They're just like, we're not putting it in all access.

01:26:11.000 Why wouldn't you put that in all access?

01:26:15.000 That seems ridiculous.

01:26:17.000 I don't know.

01:26:17.000 Are you trying to sell a fight or nay?

01:26:19.000 Yeah, and then Dana was like, oh, you're not going to do it?

01:26:22.000 Release the Hounds, everybody.

01:26:24.000 Really?

01:26:24.000 And that's when it came from his account.

01:26:26.000 Why the fuck would they not play that clip?

01:26:28.000 I don't know.

01:26:29.000 I guess they love Paulie.

01:26:31.000 Well, he's an analyst for them, right?

01:26:32.000 Yeah, but still, it is what it is.

01:26:35.000 Yeah, if anything, listen, man, it's sparring.

01:26:39.000 We're talking about practice.

01:26:41.000 It is what it is.

01:26:42.000 Even though it shows a clear loss, in those exchanges, there was a clear loser and a clear winner.

01:26:49.000 It doesn't mean the entire sparring session was, and we won't know that until after the fight.

01:26:53.000 And most knowledgeable fighting fans know that.

01:26:56.000 Like, oh, that's a part of it, but shit, Conor can actually hit.

01:26:59.000 Like, shit, he looks pretty good.

01:27:00.000 He looks real good.

01:27:01.000 And even if you're a boxing fan, you're like, holy shit, that's Paulie Malignaggi.

01:27:04.000 He just got rocked.

01:27:05.000 Shit, maybe I will buy the fight.

01:27:08.000 It's going to be the biggest no matter what.

01:27:10.000 I'm going to buy it.

01:27:11.000 I'm going to buy it from fucking D.C. I'm going to be in Washington, D.C. Yeah, you're working that night, right?

01:27:15.000 I'm working that night.

01:27:16.000 So if you hear in the crowd, oh my god!

01:27:18.000 Yeah, they asked me to do something for Showtime.

01:27:20.000 But I don't even know what I would do.

01:27:22.000 What would I be doing?

01:27:23.000 I'd be offering my opinions.

01:27:25.000 Bro, I fly out next Monday.

01:27:27.000 I'm on the whole coverage team with Showtime Tuesday through Saturday.

01:27:32.000 I don't know what I'm doing on Saturday yet.

01:27:34.000 Honestly, dude, I really feel like if they were smart, like this is, this kind of shit, like the kind of shit that we do, when you and I just sit down and talk, this is really what they need.

01:27:45.000 You get a bunch of goofy people sitting around with ties on in some circle, and everyone's talking over everybody.

01:27:50.000 And there's a production meeting, and you say this, and you say this, I agree.

01:27:53.000 Yeah, and there's Mauro, and then there's fucking two or three boxers, and everyone's...

01:27:59.000 Al Bernstein.

01:27:59.000 Yeah, and they're all talking over each other.

01:28:01.000 It's, uh...

01:28:02.000 It's not, in my opinion, it's not the most entertaining way to listen to people break down shit.

01:28:08.000 And this is a fight where you really want to consider all the different possibilities.

01:28:14.000 Like, Max Kellerman is always saying, like, Floyd has the advantage.

01:28:17.000 If they're fighting on the moon, Floyd has the advantage.

01:28:20.000 Bare knuckle, Floyd has the advantage.

01:28:21.000 Like, okay.

01:28:22.000 Are you totally sure?

01:28:24.000 Are you totally sure?

01:28:25.000 It's the Skip Bayless method where it's going to make headlines.

01:28:28.000 He doesn't believe that.

01:28:30.000 Max believes that.

01:28:31.000 I don't think Max believes that.

01:28:32.000 I think he's so, so old school boxing, he has to say that.

01:28:37.000 But he loves MMA too, man.

01:28:38.000 I've had long conversations with Coleman.

01:28:40.000 Kind of, but I think with Floyd, he's very smart.

01:28:42.000 He's my favorite analyst.

01:28:43.000 I love Max Coleman.

01:28:44.000 Yeah, he's very good.

01:28:45.000 I'm your favorite.

01:28:46.000 Well, I'm saying boxing.

01:28:48.000 Come on, brother.

01:28:49.000 When it comes to boxing, when he goes, Conor's not going to hit him, and I was like, no disrespect, I bet you $100,000.

01:28:56.000 Open a joint account, send it to his team, like, this is how serious I am.

01:28:59.000 He's not going to land a glove.

01:28:59.000 Oh, really?

01:29:00.000 Well, that's silly.

01:29:01.000 Come on, Max.

01:29:02.000 Man, it could happen that Floyd just storms out and fucking one-punch KOs him.

01:29:05.000 My thing with Showtime, I had this chat with Espinoza about it, and I said, I don't know what, you know, I know I'm going to be part of it, I'm not sure what I'm going to do.

01:29:12.000 I said, but what you have going on is you have your traditional boxing commentators.

01:29:16.000 Which is great, and that's usually what you do.

01:29:17.000 This is not your typical fight.

01:29:19.000 You cannot have a biased panel who don't know anything about Conor McGregor.

01:29:23.000 Yeah, they looked his fights up or whatever, or they just mimic or say what they've heard previously, but they really don't know what Conor's doing.

01:29:30.000 You have to have someone, whether it's me or not, but I think it's going to be me, you have to have someone telling you what Conor's doing, what he needs to do to win the fight.

01:29:38.000 You can't have just a pro-biased boxing commentating team.

01:29:43.000 Because what's going to make this the biggest pay-per-view of all time is the UFC fans.

01:29:47.000 Of course.

01:29:48.000 We're the ones that are going to buy this bitch.

01:29:50.000 Yeah.

01:29:50.000 The old boxing heads, look at Triple G, that's your best boxer.

01:29:54.000 200,000 pay-per-view buys, probably?

01:29:55.000 300,000?

01:29:56.000 That's your best.

01:29:56.000 Yeah, but Andre Ward is right up there with him, and Andre Ward gets way more.

01:30:01.000 No, he doesn't.

01:30:02.000 They don't do very well.

01:30:03.000 Look up Andre Ward vs.

01:30:05.000 Kovalev 2. What was the pay-per-view?

01:30:06.000 Best fight in boxing.

01:30:08.000 275,000?

01:30:09.000 That's it, but still 100 more than Triple G. Still!

01:30:12.000 Still for a rematch of a huge fight, too.

01:30:14.000 And I'm saying, so Dana White, the UFC, Conor McGregor, that fan base, the UFC fan base, is like nothing else, man.

01:30:21.000 Well, that's 100% true.

01:30:23.000 So you can't have just a bias box in Conor McGregor.

01:30:25.000 Kovalev does just over $160,000.

01:30:28.000 Oh my god.

01:30:29.000 I'll put a picture of me lifting weights in the back.

01:30:31.000 Oh my god.

01:30:33.000 165,000 buys.

01:30:35.000 Wow.

01:30:35.000 So that's basically the same as Triple G. In the ward, Kovalev 2 does around 125,000 pay-per-view buys.

01:30:43.000 How crazy is that?

01:30:44.000 Which one's right?

01:30:47.000 When's July?

01:30:48.000 Oh.

01:30:49.000 The first one versus the second one?

01:30:51.000 No.

01:30:51.000 The second one does $125,000.

01:30:52.000 Oh, it's a paper loop flop.

01:30:54.000 So the most it did, it said it pulls in $165,000.

01:30:57.000 That was the final thing.

01:30:58.000 Which is terrible.

01:30:59.000 The top one.

01:30:59.000 Which is awful.

01:31:00.000 For that magnitude of that fight.

01:31:02.000 No, one is June 30th and it said $125,000.

01:31:04.000 And the other one is June 27th and it said $165,000.

01:31:06.000 The first one did $160,000.

01:31:07.000 The second did $125,000.

01:31:09.000 Whoa.

01:31:10.000 Oh, no.

01:31:11.000 Really?

01:31:11.000 Yeah.

01:31:12.000 Oh, my God.

01:31:12.000 That's terrible.

01:31:15.000 That's a failure.

01:31:16.000 You're losing money when you do that.

01:31:18.000 Yeah.

01:31:19.000 And you paid Andre Ward six and a half million dollars.

01:31:21.000 Did he get that much?

01:31:22.000 Yeah.

01:31:22.000 Whoa.

01:31:24.000 And you're talking about one of the best fights of all, especially the years.

01:31:27.000 Amazing.

01:31:27.000 That fight was amazing.

01:31:29.000 What was more troubling not only the pay-per-view buys down, but attendance numbers and gate revenue at Mandalay Bay Event Center in Las Vegas was not even close to matching the first bout, which has held at T-Mobile Arena.

01:31:40.000 Tickets sold 6,000 tickets.

01:31:42.000 Whoa, that's crazy.

01:31:44.000 Mm-hmm.

01:31:46.000 Wow.

01:31:46.000 So if you're going to make this the biggest paper of all time, you've got to bank on the mixed martial arts crowd buying this thing.

01:31:53.000 So if you want them to buy it, they're going to buy it for Conor anyways, but you've got to have a voice in there that's at least going to relate to the people.

01:31:59.000 Yeah, and here's another aspect.

01:32:01.000 The Andre Berto fight, which was the retirement fight for Floyd.

01:32:04.000 He only got like 300,000 pay-per-view buys.

01:32:06.000 Horrible.

01:32:07.000 When you're considering that he got 4 million for the Manny Pacquiao fight, right?

01:32:11.000 Wasn't something crazy like that?

01:32:12.000 Yeah, 4.4 million.

01:32:12.000 Which is the biggest of all time.

01:32:14.000 So he goes from the biggest of all time to a fight where 300,000 people buy it, which is like...

01:32:19.000 Really mediocre.

01:32:20.000 Horrible.

01:32:21.000 The only people are buying Floyd Mayweather fights are people that want to see Floyd Mayweather get fucked up.

01:32:26.000 Yeah.

01:32:27.000 And when he doesn't get fucked up, they go, damn.

01:32:29.000 They get upset.

01:32:30.000 See, even Floyd apologized for the Pacquiao fight.

01:32:32.000 Yeah?

01:32:33.000 He was like, yeah, my bad.

01:32:34.000 Like, that sucked.

01:32:35.000 Like, that was not fun, man.

01:32:37.000 Well, it was crazy because Pacquiao was injured.

01:32:39.000 You know, Pacquiao fought that fight with a fucked up shoulder.

01:32:41.000 I like how Pacquiao's hating on this fight.

01:32:43.000 I won't even watch it.

01:32:44.000 Hey, Pacquiao, I guarantee your ass it's more entertaining than your fight with Floyd.

01:32:48.000 I can guarantee you that.

01:32:49.000 He's just still salty.

01:32:51.000 Yeah, because he just lost to fucking homeboy, Horn, in Australia, and he has to rematch him.

01:32:56.000 Lost to a schoolteacher.

01:32:57.000 Straight up!

01:32:58.000 Straight up.

01:32:58.000 He lost to Rich Franklin in boxing.

01:33:00.000 Yeah.

01:33:01.000 I don't know if that was the correct decision, because I didn't try to score that for him.

01:33:06.000 I see both ways.

01:33:07.000 I watched it twice.

01:33:08.000 I can see both ways.

01:33:09.000 But when I was watching it with my girl, I looked at her and went, God, I feel like Horn might have pulled that off.

01:33:14.000 She's like, really?

01:33:14.000 I'm like, yeah, you can't listen to the commentators.

01:33:16.000 They're so biased against Horn.

01:33:18.000 I feel like he might have did enough.

01:33:20.000 Especially early on.

01:33:21.000 I'm like, I'm kind of bringing it to him.

01:33:23.000 How many times did he get dropped?

01:33:24.000 Once or twice?

01:33:25.000 Horn in the, I think it was the 10th round, they almost stopped it.

01:33:28.000 It was the 8th, 9th, or 10th.

01:33:30.000 One of those rounds, they were like, hey, if you don't show some improvement here, we're going to stop the fight.

01:33:34.000 So that was a rough round.

01:33:36.000 But still, the culmination of all the rounds, I thought Horn pulled it off.

01:33:40.000 Interesting.

01:33:41.000 There's argument for either one.

01:33:42.000 Still, Pacquiao, you lost a horn.

01:33:44.000 You're going to hate on Mayweather and fucking Conor.

01:33:48.000 Come on, man.

01:33:48.000 You're going to watch it.

01:33:49.000 He's still salty because also he's got class action lawsuits against him because he fought with a fucked up shoulder and a lot of people bet on him.

01:33:55.000 He fucked us.

01:33:56.000 Yeah, that's a weird situation.

01:33:58.000 If you're a fan and you know that the guy came into the fight compromised, get that paycheck.

01:34:04.000 But at the same time, a lot of fighters fight with injuries, right?

01:34:06.000 That's a big one, though.

01:34:08.000 I mean, he's a puncher.

01:34:09.000 And his shoulder's fucked.

01:34:10.000 Like, he can't throw haymakers.

01:34:11.000 So what do you do?

01:34:12.000 I guess they...

01:34:13.000 Do you schedule?

01:34:14.000 I wonder what they did.

01:34:14.000 They give him a cortisone shot?

01:34:16.000 What do they do?

01:34:17.000 Yeah.

01:34:18.000 But if you're Manny Pacquiao, what do you do?

01:34:20.000 Just like, hey, I'm injured.

01:34:21.000 We're gonna have to reschedule this later.

01:34:22.000 Well, I think he figured, well, I'm gonna fuck it up.

01:34:24.000 I'm gonna get surgery anyway.

01:34:25.000 I'll just fuck it up further.

01:34:27.000 True.

01:34:27.000 Go in there and sling bombs, and hopefully I'll catch him.

01:34:29.000 And did nothing.

01:34:30.000 Horrible fight.

01:34:31.000 Well, it's just, I think he was really compromised in his movement, you know?

01:34:34.000 I still don't think he beats him, but...

01:34:36.000 No, I don't think so either.

01:34:37.000 I think his style in particular, he's much shorter and smaller than Conor.

01:34:41.000 He's very fast, but, you know, he's also been knocked out by Manuel Marquez.

01:34:45.000 When Juan Manuel Marquez knocked him out with that one-punch, fucking devastating, ba-blam, KO. The earth, like, literally stood still for a second when that happened.

01:34:54.000 Dude, I mean, that was as clean a one-punch knockout as you're ever going to see.

01:34:57.000 Marquez is one of my favorites.

01:35:00.000 Yeah, it was a horrible knockout.

01:35:01.000 Perhaps Marquez was on the supplements of his home country.

01:35:04.000 I think all of them were.

01:35:05.000 I think both of them.

01:35:06.000 I think there's Filipino steroids in that bitch.

01:35:09.000 I think there's Mexican steroids.

01:35:11.000 That was always the argument about Manny, is that Manny had gone up so many different weight classes and kept his power.

01:35:17.000 And people were like, come on, son.

01:35:20.000 I was like, get the fuck out of here.

01:35:21.000 It's part of the game.

01:35:21.000 I don't hate on those guys.

01:35:23.000 I just assume he's doing it.

01:35:24.000 I don't hate on them either.

01:35:25.000 I mean, look, the deal is that you pass the tests.

01:35:29.000 Even if they're not testing it, I don't give a fuck.

01:35:31.000 You're fighting Marquez, who's clearly on this Tijuana tamale fucking protein powder.

01:35:40.000 Tijuana testosterone, son.

01:35:42.000 The Tijuana test, you know?

01:35:43.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:35:44.000 If you got on that Filipino...

01:35:47.000 What's crazy is that dude, Juan Manuel Marquez, had the same trainer that used to be a trainer for Manny.

01:35:56.000 What's his name?

01:35:57.000 Angel?

01:35:58.000 I think it's Alex.

01:35:59.000 Something like that.

01:36:02.000 Really smart physical conditioning trainer.

01:36:04.000 He had Manny doing a bunch of really interesting stuff.

01:36:06.000 He's very good.

01:36:07.000 Very good, but he got picked up before.

01:36:09.000 He got busted before for, like, injecting the Bane stuff.

01:36:13.000 He got in trouble before.

01:36:14.000 Was it the same guy that got in trouble?

01:36:16.000 I feel like that's his thing, right?

01:36:18.000 Like, that's what he was known for.

01:36:19.000 I know he's supposed to be a really good trainer regardless.

01:36:21.000 Well, you know, I mean, you've got to think.

01:36:24.000 When you've got a guy like Floyd or Juan Manuel Marquez or anybody, or Manny...

01:36:29.000 You got like a championship-caliber athlete.

01:36:33.000 You know, you got like...

01:36:35.000 You got a Ferrari.

01:36:36.000 Yeah, I mean, you got to make sure that tires are good, suspension's tight, and, like, you're a physical conditioning trainer.

01:36:42.000 You can't fuck the guy up too bad by the time he gets to his boxing skill work.

01:36:47.000 You don't want him to be that exhausted.

01:36:48.000 No, but also, if we're racing cars, and you know a homeboy over here put a V12 in his.

01:36:52.000 He can't be running with a V10. No.

01:36:54.000 We got to match V12s.

01:36:55.000 Yeah, we got to match that V12s.

01:36:56.000 By V12s, I mean, let's get that Filipino hot sauce.

01:36:59.000 Yeah.

01:37:00.000 Like, that's the game, though.

01:37:02.000 Yeah, when Manny was in his prime, too.

01:37:04.000 Oh, my God.

01:37:05.000 Remember him?

01:37:06.000 Jacked.

01:37:07.000 Jacked, little dude.

01:37:08.000 And remember, he was at strip clubs, wiling out, very John Jones-ish.

01:37:12.000 And then his wife was like, this shit has to stop.

01:37:15.000 And then he got flatlined, and he's like, Jesus, let's do it.

01:37:18.000 Yeah, he found Jesus.

01:37:18.000 He started dressing all weird, running for government and shit.

01:37:20.000 Changed his life.

01:37:22.000 Changed his life.

01:37:25.000 I don't know if that's the best thing for fighters, man.

01:37:28.000 Oh, who knows?

01:37:29.000 The problem is, especially now with testing, you know, they show up at your house and knock on your door, you've got to be clean.

01:37:35.000 Unless you've got a rubber dick and a really good friend, give you some blood.

01:37:39.000 Even then you're in trouble, man.

01:37:40.000 Yeah, you've got to have a twin and have that twin live a steady, healthy diet and just don't tell anybody about them.

01:37:49.000 Just leave him in the basement.

01:37:50.000 Look at him there against Marco Santonio Barrera.

01:37:53.000 Dude, I got pissed so bad.

01:37:55.000 Can I pee real quick?

01:37:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:37:56.000 Damn, he looked super jacked there.

01:37:58.000 There's ones where he looked jacked.

01:38:01.000 Damn, jacked there, too.

01:38:03.000 Bring up Floyd right now.

01:38:05.000 That's the Floyd fight.

01:38:07.000 Yeah.

01:38:08.000 When he first started out, I think he started out as a flyweight.

01:38:17.000 I'm not sure though.

01:38:18.000 I'd have to look at his career record.

01:38:20.000 Pull up Manny Pacquiao's career record.

01:38:23.000 I'm pretty sure he went through eight different weight classes, which is crazy.

01:38:30.000 Really stop and think about that.

01:38:31.000 I don't think very many people have done it.

01:38:34.000 So, this is boring for a podcast.

01:38:38.000 We're just going over stats of Manny Pacquiao.

01:38:41.000 Who the fuck knows what's gonna happen, man?

01:38:43.000 What's interesting is that it's actually gonna happen.

01:38:45.000 I'm just a big fan of freak shows.

01:38:48.000 And I don't mean that disrespectfully, like that it's not a real contest.

01:38:56.000 Obviously it is from a betting perspective, and obviously it is because Conor is a real combat sports world champion, but it's a freak show in that.

01:39:06.000 We don't know.

01:39:07.000 It's not like if Conor fought Rafael dos Anjos at 170. It's a fight.

01:39:14.000 Like, ooh, this is going to be interesting.

01:39:15.000 I wonder how this is going to play out.

01:39:16.000 I wonder if it's, you know, they were supposed to fight at 155. I wonder if Dos Anjos can figure, you know, if that kind of thing happens, that's an interesting fight.

01:39:24.000 That's interesting to think about.

01:39:25.000 You have all these variables.

01:39:27.000 You've seen their fights.

01:39:28.000 I've never seen Conor Box.

01:39:30.000 You see, like, little tiny clips.

01:39:32.000 That's all you ever see.

01:39:33.000 When's the last time there was a fight like this where it was made by the people?

01:39:37.000 I don't think ever.

01:39:38.000 UFC? At all, ever?

01:39:40.000 Well, there was James Toney vs.

01:39:42.000 Randy Couture, but James was well past his prime and really didn't train for it at all.

01:39:47.000 He didn't know...

01:39:48.000 I mean, there was...

01:39:50.000 It's a video of James Toney preparing for the Randy Couture fight, and he was way out of shape, and he was just kind of like hitting pads, and the guy would shoot the worst double leg takedown on him in the history of the known universe, and James would kind of sprawl,

01:40:06.000 and he'd be like, yeah, I'm working on my grappling, you know, working on my boxing, working on my boxing.

01:40:11.000 He's always had discipline issues.

01:40:12.000 They said he barely trained for the fight.

01:40:14.000 But that's the boxing experts like, I mean, it's like James Toney coming to your world.

01:40:19.000 Well, no, it's not.

01:40:21.000 It's fucking not.

01:40:22.000 He came in out of shape, didn't respect the game, just kind of was doing it for the paycheck.

01:40:27.000 It's like if Anthony Joshua gets, you know, if he's got an actual black belt in jiu-jitsu we don't know about, and then decides to fight MMA. But he's already Anthony Joshua.

01:40:37.000 Yes.

01:40:37.000 Yeah, that's really what it's like.

01:40:39.000 That's what it's like.

01:40:39.000 It's like, how's he going to deal with kicks?

01:40:41.000 How's he going to deal with that?

01:40:41.000 That's where it's like.

01:40:42.000 Yes, there's some X-Factors like, I don't know, but I know he does these two things very damn well.

01:40:46.000 And he's super good at knocking people dead.

01:40:48.000 Yes.

01:40:48.000 Yeah.

01:40:49.000 That's one of the things that guy does.

01:40:50.000 That's a real threat.

01:40:52.000 He's at Connors in his prime.

01:40:53.000 He's 28 years old.

01:40:54.000 It's a real threat.

01:40:56.000 And he believes he's going to do it.

01:40:58.000 Yeah.

01:40:58.000 Like, the one thing about Kahn is he 100% believes he's going to win this fight.

01:41:02.000 Which is, when you got a guy like that and he has momentum on his side and you got the fucking nation of Ireland behind you, God, man.

01:41:08.000 Yeah, it's some Game of Thrones shit.

01:41:09.000 Special shit.

01:41:10.000 And also, Floyd legitimately is almost 41. Like, I think he might be 41 at the fight.

01:41:16.000 Like, I think, like, his birthday happens between...

01:41:19.000 Like, what's his birthday?

01:41:20.000 Like, he might be 41 now.

01:41:21.000 I think he's getting up there.

01:41:23.000 He turned 41. That picture released on Instagram, though, I was like, he does not look 41. Yeah, he's great.

01:41:30.000 February.

01:41:31.000 Okay, so he's real close.

01:41:32.000 He's close, man.

01:41:33.000 Six months away, whatever it is.

01:41:34.000 So when he gets to be whatever the age is when the wheels fall off.

01:41:39.000 Is it this fight?

01:41:40.000 Who knows?

01:41:41.000 Who knows?

01:41:41.000 That's the thing.

01:41:42.000 Yeah, who knows what happens if he gets dinged.

01:41:44.000 I think he will be slower.

01:41:46.000 Because if it's Floyd in his heyday, yeah, I kind of didn't stand a chance.

01:41:49.000 But Floyd, not slower?

01:41:53.000 Man.

01:41:53.000 Well, you remember Maidana.

01:41:55.000 Maidana came in fucking winging bombs at Floyd.

01:41:58.000 Yeah.

01:41:58.000 And the first fight, Floyd kind of, I think maybe either underestimated him or didn't understand the style that he was going to present.

01:42:06.000 And he got clipped.

01:42:07.000 He got clipped with one punch at the end of one of the rounds where his legs wobbled.

01:42:11.000 And I was like, whoa...

01:42:13.000 And then, remember, Floyd did the rematch and kind of picked him apart.

01:42:15.000 Fucked him up.

01:42:16.000 Fucked him up.

01:42:16.000 Once he downloaded it, but...

01:42:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:18.000 I just think he underestimated, didn't take him serious.

01:42:20.000 It's possible, or it's possible Maidana fought really well in the first fight and didn't fight so well in the second fight for various reasons.

01:42:28.000 Yeah, but the only thing with that is Conor's so much different than Maidana.

01:42:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:33.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:33.000 He's way more skillful.

01:42:34.000 And he's also, he's very capable of doing weird shit.

01:42:38.000 At a distance.

01:42:39.000 His ability to move in and out is very crisp.

01:42:43.000 You have to respect it.

01:42:45.000 Like what he did to Jose Aldo.

01:42:47.000 Slid back and dropped that left hand in.

01:42:50.000 Silly.

01:42:50.000 That's not something a lot of people are capable of doing under fire.

01:42:54.000 No.

01:42:55.000 Especially the stakes and your margin of error in mixed martial arts is so much smaller than boxing.

01:43:00.000 It's just...

01:43:01.000 You know, it's his timing that makes him special.

01:43:05.000 And his timing will be better than Floyd's.

01:43:06.000 Floyd's going to be a little slower.

01:43:07.000 I just think Conor's timing with the speed and power.

01:43:10.000 That's why I give him a shot.

01:43:12.000 If Floyd sleeps on him at all, and Conor comes in and does something very unusual and catches Floyd with a big punch early, it could be chaos.

01:43:21.000 Especially with 8-ounce gloves?

01:43:23.000 How about Floyd?

01:43:23.000 You're crazy, man.

01:43:24.000 Well, here's the thing.

01:43:26.000 MMA fighters fight with 4-ounce gloves.

01:43:28.000 So, like, why has boxing decided that 8 ounces are what's safe for everybody 135 pounds and up?

01:43:35.000 10 ounces.

01:43:37.000 Yeah.

01:43:37.000 8 ounces what's safe for anybody 135 pounds and down.

01:43:40.000 So that's, like, only a few weight classes.

01:43:42.000 It's not shit, but also, those boxing gloves, man, 10 ounces, when you got the wrap on, I mean, you have clubs on your hands, man.

01:43:49.000 Literally clubs.

01:43:50.000 It's just protecting you from not breaking them.

01:43:51.000 That's 10 ounces.

01:43:52.000 8 ounces with the wrap...

01:43:54.000 Yeah.

01:43:54.000 Interesting.

01:43:55.000 It makes this so interesting.

01:43:57.000 Yeah, it becomes like an MMA fight more.

01:43:59.000 Mm-hmm.

01:43:59.000 It's nuts.

01:44:01.000 It's going to be real weird.

01:44:03.000 It's going to be real weird until we see what happens.

01:44:05.000 We might see Floyd pick him apart.

01:44:07.000 Yeah.

01:44:07.000 And the odds are that it's going to happen, but I just don't see it, man.

01:44:11.000 If he really does start fighting like this, though, ooh, that would be weird.

01:44:15.000 If Conor starts doing this, doing that.

01:44:17.000 He really starts doing Machida.

01:44:18.000 You're going to see it.

01:44:19.000 Those first four rounds, people, hopefully whoever you're watching with, people are just silent.

01:44:25.000 Just, what in the fuck are we seeing right now?

01:44:27.000 Well, Floyd is also a counter-striker, and so is Conor.

01:44:30.000 But if Conor starts doing some weird karate shit, and gets him on his heels, gets him moving back, and it's somehow or another...

01:44:38.000 Can get him into some weird position where he can move faster than Floyd understands.

01:44:43.000 Or he could close the distance quicker than Floyd expects.

01:44:46.000 Listen, I ask Pauly.

01:44:47.000 I go, Pauly, I know you guys hate each other and all that, but when you're sparring, were there things that were landing?

01:44:52.000 He did some things that were unexpected and definitely landed.

01:44:57.000 I'm like, man, the thing with Conor is if he has that in his bag, his bag of tricks, when he throws it, it has to count.

01:45:04.000 Because as soon as you throw it, Floyd's going to go, got it!

01:45:07.000 Yeah.

01:45:07.000 Downloaded.

01:45:08.000 Got it!

01:45:09.000 Downloaded.

01:45:09.000 So how many do you have?

01:45:10.000 Four?

01:45:11.000 Five?

01:45:11.000 Over 12 rounds?

01:45:12.000 You better make them fucking count, man.

01:45:15.000 It's like you got five bullets.

01:45:16.000 You better hit the target, man.

01:45:19.000 Yeah.

01:45:20.000 It's true, right?

01:45:21.000 Right?

01:45:22.000 And here's the other thing.

01:45:24.000 How brittle are Floyd's hands really?

01:45:27.000 Pretty brittle.

01:45:28.000 Broken him a few times, right?

01:45:29.000 It's a huge factor for him.

01:45:31.000 If you've ever seen his training, stuff like that, after every session, his hands are in pure ice, and then he has the masseuse at night massages his hands.

01:45:39.000 So it's obviously a factor.

01:45:40.000 But was that before his last fight?

01:45:43.000 Yeah.

01:45:43.000 For Berto as well?

01:45:44.000 Yeah, it's been going on for quite some time.

01:45:46.000 So it still gets sore.

01:45:47.000 Yeah.

01:45:47.000 So think about this.

01:45:49.000 Eight ounce gloves.

01:45:50.000 He hits Connor on that giant Irish head.

01:45:52.000 Right on the forehead.

01:45:53.000 He has a forehead.

01:45:54.000 Let's be real.

01:45:55.000 He's a good looking doobie.

01:45:56.000 He has a dome on him.

01:45:57.000 He hits that hand.

01:45:58.000 Breaks his hand.

01:46:00.000 We go in Sizzler.

01:46:04.000 There's certain factors I like to bank on.

01:46:06.000 That's one of them.

01:46:06.000 If Conor recognizes that his hand's broken and he starts talking to him.

01:46:10.000 All you have is a jab and he starts shuffling, putting his hands behind his back.

01:46:14.000 Oh, you broke your fucking hand.

01:46:15.000 Oh, you're fucked.

01:46:16.000 You broke your fucking hand, didn't you?

01:46:19.000 You're fucked.

01:46:19.000 Your little core and your little head.

01:46:22.000 Dude, can you imagine?

01:46:23.000 And then he just annihilates Floyd, just walking him down.

01:46:27.000 Isn't it interesting, like, people were really mad at him for calling Floyd boy.

01:46:31.000 Oh, man.

01:46:32.000 You can call each other bitch, motherfucker, but don't say boy.

01:46:36.000 But if someone goes, oh, do you know Johnny?

01:46:37.000 Yeah, that's my boy.

01:46:38.000 What's wrong with that?

01:46:39.000 Yeah, we're boys.

01:46:40.000 With Andre Berto, I was like, I kept saying homeboy.

01:46:43.000 Then when he left, I was like, hashtag no racist, hashtag no racist.

01:46:47.000 Homeboy's okay.

01:46:48.000 Is homeboy cool?

01:46:49.000 Yeah, homeboy's like, oh, he's my homeboy.

01:46:51.000 Hey, homeboy, you gotta really figure this out.

01:46:53.000 It's weird, though, because it has boy in it.

01:46:55.000 I know.

01:46:55.000 Like, you can't have any pause between home and boy.

01:46:57.000 Oh, home, boy?

01:46:58.000 Listen, homeboy, yeah, you can't say that to a black guy.

01:47:01.000 No, what?

01:47:02.000 It's too much boy in it.

01:47:03.000 It's too much.

01:47:04.000 You gotta be careful, man.

01:47:06.000 Yeah.

01:47:06.000 Because, like, with Berto, he said something like, oh, that's my boy.

01:47:09.000 Yeah.

01:47:09.000 It's hard to say triggered around a black guy.

01:47:12.000 Trigger?

01:47:14.000 Trigger?

01:47:15.000 Trigger.

01:47:15.000 Why?

01:47:16.000 Because it sounds like, yeah, right?

01:47:18.000 Like any word that's close, it's like, what did you say?

01:47:21.000 I said tr- tr- I said T, bro.

01:47:26.000 Trigger.

01:47:27.000 Yeah, boy, you just can't.

01:47:28.000 Yeah, you can't.

01:47:29.000 Like, did you see Cody Garbrandt kept calling Sterling Boy on social media?

01:47:32.000 Yeah, calling him Boy, too.

01:47:33.000 Yeah, Boy's a weird one.

01:47:35.000 We just gotta take it out, though.

01:47:36.000 On social media, you can't do that.

01:47:38.000 But why not?

01:47:39.000 Well, because the...

01:47:41.000 I mean, come on, Joe.

01:47:42.000 You know why.

01:47:43.000 But here's the thing.

01:47:44.000 If Al Jermaine started talking shit about Cody, that boy can't touch me.

01:47:48.000 No problem at all.

01:47:49.000 I know.

01:47:49.000 See, I don't have a problem with that.

01:47:50.000 It's crazy.

01:47:51.000 Well, no one has a problem with it.

01:47:52.000 Well, but black people can use the N-word in boy, right?

01:47:55.000 Because they went through some shit to earn that title.

01:47:58.000 But boy?

01:48:00.000 But boy used to be fine.

01:48:02.000 Isn't it tough?

01:48:03.000 No, it wasn't fine though, right?

01:48:04.000 Boy was probably always used, especially down south, as a derogatory term for young black men.

01:48:11.000 Always.

01:48:11.000 The white people would always say, hey boy, grown men.

01:48:14.000 Hey boy, over here.

01:48:15.000 All those fucking Home Depot candle carrying douchebags fucked up boy.

01:48:19.000 It's a fun word.

01:48:21.000 It's a great word.

01:48:21.000 Those are my boys.

01:48:22.000 Now I can't say that anymore.

01:48:23.000 You can definitely say that still.

01:48:24.000 Not if I have the token black guy.

01:48:26.000 Those are my...

01:48:28.000 Those are my men.

01:48:29.000 Hang out with white people just for that reason.

01:48:32.000 All whites.

01:48:33.000 All whites.

01:48:34.000 Like it's Charlottesville.

01:48:35.000 Fuck you.

01:48:36.000 Yeah, about Ian Edwards.

01:48:37.000 I can't ever say Ian's my boy.

01:48:39.000 Nope.

01:48:39.000 That's out the window.

01:48:40.000 No.

01:48:41.000 But with Cody, I don't think Cody's racist.

01:48:43.000 He's like, wait, all right, boy, keep fighting.

01:48:45.000 Again, you got to know the connotation.

01:48:47.000 You got to know you're talking to a black guy.

01:48:50.000 So just don't use it.

01:48:52.000 Use bro!

01:48:54.000 Right.

01:48:54.000 White guys own bro, right?

01:48:56.000 White guys own bro.

01:48:57.000 We did, but it used to be a black guy thing.

01:49:00.000 No.

01:49:00.000 What's up, bro?

01:49:02.000 No, black guys own bra.

01:49:03.000 No, no, no.

01:49:04.000 That's new.

01:49:05.000 Bro was like the 70s, back when they had platform shoes on and fucking bell bottoms and shit.

01:49:10.000 No, see, I feel like black guys had brother.

01:49:12.000 They had brother and bro?

01:49:13.000 What up, bro?

01:49:15.000 Really?

01:49:15.000 You're older than me, so...

01:49:17.000 Bro, it's like Surfer, like that.

01:49:18.000 Bro, I'm saying...

01:49:20.000 It's like Hawaiians.

01:49:21.000 You're B-R-A-H. I'm talking B-R-U-H. That's bruh.

01:49:25.000 Bruh.

01:49:26.000 Hi, bro.

01:49:26.000 Hold up, bro.

01:49:27.000 Yeah, that's like from Ice-T. I think he probably invented that.

01:49:31.000 Correct.

01:49:33.000 So then they own it.

01:49:34.000 Or should I say Ice Cube?

01:49:35.000 Which one?

01:49:35.000 Ice Cube or Ice Cube?

01:49:37.000 Ice Cube is a little older.

01:49:38.000 You know what I'm saying though?

01:49:39.000 But damn, bro, man.

01:49:41.000 White people fucked up bro.

01:49:42.000 The racist whites.

01:49:43.000 Bro became like guys who wear loafers and go to private schools.

01:49:49.000 Hey, bro.

01:49:50.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:49:51.000 Like the flat boys, bros.

01:49:53.000 Yeah, like guys trying a little too hard.

01:49:55.000 But now it's a bad connotation because you go, oh my god, there's such bros over there.

01:49:59.000 Yeah, isn't that crazy?

01:50:00.000 Bros?

01:50:01.000 Like as soon as someone goes, oh, they're such bros.

01:50:03.000 Like I know exactly what they're talking about.

01:50:05.000 I get bro science all the time.

01:50:06.000 Me too.

01:50:06.000 Joe Rogan's using bro science.

01:50:08.000 Vegans love to say that.

01:50:10.000 Bro science?

01:50:11.000 Yeah.

01:50:11.000 We know exactly what bros are, don't we?

01:50:15.000 It's a funny thing, but it's anti-male in a lot of ways, and it's really rude, but they get upset if you mock anyone that's transgender or anyone that's a woman or anyone that's gay, but they have no problem calling us bros.

01:50:33.000 They have no problem shitting on the very essence of being a man is bro-ing out.

01:50:39.000 Yeah, bro and out.

01:50:40.000 Bro and out.

01:50:41.000 And now I'm embarrassed to say it.

01:50:42.000 Then it's toxic masculinity, man.

01:50:45.000 It's toxic.

01:50:46.000 I mean, if I post a picture on this podcast and went, me and my bros, we're getting roasted.

01:50:50.000 Getting roasted.

01:50:50.000 The bro squad.

01:50:51.000 Bro-ed it out.

01:50:52.000 Didn't used to be that way.

01:50:53.000 It's become that way over the last few years when so many douchebags use bro.

01:50:58.000 We did it to ourselves.

01:50:59.000 We did it to ourselves.

01:51:00.000 A lot of tools did it because they took it over and used it.

01:51:02.000 Yeah, it's not we.

01:51:03.000 We're being generous and including ourselves and the rest of the men who fucked it up.

01:51:06.000 True.

01:51:06.000 We didn't fuck it up.

01:51:07.000 I feel like we made it cool.

01:51:08.000 But we use brother now.

01:51:10.000 That's right, brother.

01:51:11.000 Yeah, brother.

01:51:12.000 Brother can work.

01:51:13.000 Yeah.

01:51:13.000 Brother's like, you can't just throw the term brother around.

01:51:16.000 Yeah.

01:51:16.000 A guy I barely know tonight won't be like, oh, what's up, brother?

01:51:19.000 You can't do that.

01:51:20.000 It's tricky.

01:51:20.000 Unless you're Hulk Hogan.

01:51:21.000 Unless you're so friendly, you want everybody to be your brother.

01:51:24.000 Like, ooh, okay.

01:51:25.000 You can be that guy.

01:51:26.000 Ah, man, I don't trust a guy who uses brother just with anyone.

01:51:28.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:51:29.000 You can't.

01:51:30.000 I throw it around a lot if I'm high.

01:51:33.000 From Hi and I Meet Strangers?

01:51:34.000 What's up, brother?

01:51:35.000 You know, at the meet and greets I say, bro, what's up, brother?

01:51:37.000 Yeah, see, that's different, right?

01:51:39.000 It's different.

01:51:39.000 You experienced something with them.

01:51:41.000 They saw your show.

01:51:41.000 I know.

01:51:42.000 We are brothers.

01:51:44.000 Yeah, in a way.

01:51:45.000 In a way.

01:51:46.000 Hey, man, what do you think about this Tony Ferguson-Kevin Lee fight?

01:51:48.000 That's a good goddamn fight.

01:51:49.000 I love that fight.

01:51:51.000 Kevin Lee is a bad motherfucker, man.

01:51:52.000 Isn't he?

01:51:53.000 He took Michael Chiesa's back and strangled him like that.

01:51:56.000 Definitely choked him.

01:51:56.000 Like, oh, Chiesa was upset.

01:51:58.000 Chiesa's upset.

01:51:59.000 Maybe he would have survived, but the bottom line is that shit was locked up and it should have never gotten locked up.

01:52:04.000 Well, where I come from, when you go like this and then your body goes limp, you're about to go out.

01:52:08.000 Well, he was saying that he was just concentrating on his neck, just flexing his neck.

01:52:12.000 Yeah, me too.

01:52:12.000 I'll just pretend I was asleep when no gear punched me in the face.

01:52:14.000 But no, for real, if a guy's really good at getting choked, and he can figure out how to kind of tuck his chin and flex his neck and just ride out the choke, and if he thinks he's got enough air...

01:52:27.000 Not a rare naked, and Kevin Lee.

01:52:29.000 Kevin Lee is a straight-up strangler.

01:52:31.000 That's a strong fucking dude on your neck.

01:52:33.000 100%.

01:52:34.000 I know black belts, man.

01:52:37.000 Chiesa is a black belt, yeah?

01:52:39.000 He's a high-level grappler.

01:52:40.000 Well, he's not a black belt.

01:52:41.000 He's not ranked, but he's essentially...

01:52:42.000 He's a high-level grappler.

01:52:43.000 I believe he has black belt level jiu-jitsu.

01:52:45.000 Especially in the UFC. Yeah.

01:52:46.000 I'd say he's a black belt level grappler in the UFC. Yeah, I agree.

01:52:49.000 That's fair to say.

01:52:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:52:50.000 I definitely think he's a black belt level.

01:52:51.000 I know high level competition black belts where if a blue belt gets on your back and they have a full sunken and rear naked choke, there's not much you're going to do.

01:52:59.000 You can hand fight, but if it's actually in, you're fucked.

01:53:02.000 Especially a strong, athletic guy like Kevin Lee.

01:53:04.000 I got Kevin Lee on this, and I love Michael.

01:53:07.000 He's a beast.

01:53:08.000 I like all his fights.

01:53:09.000 I just feel like Kevin Lee, man, I think the division needs him, too.

01:53:13.000 He dresses well, speaks well, he's exciting to watch, you know?

01:53:17.000 100%.

01:53:17.000 The mistake that Mario made in stopping that fight before, in absolute conclusion, is a big mistake.

01:53:25.000 Oh, Mario fucked up.

01:53:26.000 That's the real loser.

01:53:27.000 It's just a choke.

01:53:27.000 It's a choke.

01:53:29.000 What are you doing?

01:53:30.000 You have to let it play out.

01:53:30.000 Because now we have to have this argument, and then Kevin Lee's like, nah, he's choking him out.

01:53:34.000 Chase is arguing it wasn't.

01:53:35.000 Like, you fucked up, Mario.

01:53:37.000 God damn it.

01:53:38.000 Because if Chiesa just did go out unconscious, then we got no debate, and then Kevin Lee has this amazing, clean win, and there's no bullshit attached to it.

01:53:46.000 To me, it was an amazing, clean win, and we just moved on.

01:53:49.000 I went, Mario fucked up, but he was going out anyways.

01:53:51.000 I can't accept that.

01:53:52.000 Did USC accept it?

01:53:53.000 Because they went, here's an interim fight against Tony Ferguson.

01:53:55.000 I know they did, and well, it's a good move.

01:53:57.000 Chiesa, you're on the undercard.

01:53:58.000 It's a good move, too, because Tony and Kevin Lee were jawing back and forth with each other.

01:54:02.000 Yeah.

01:54:03.000 That's a good fight, man.

01:54:04.000 It's a very good fight.

01:54:05.000 Kevin Lee's a beast, and he's a young guy.

01:54:08.000 Super confident.

01:54:09.000 He's one of those guys that you see from his first fight to the UFC, you see these giant leaps.

01:54:14.000 Every fight, though.

01:54:15.000 Yeah, the Kiesa fight was a big leap.

01:54:17.000 Kiesa 5, I thought, was going to give him a lot of problems.

01:54:19.000 When he took him, got his back, I was like, Jesus Christ, man.

01:54:22.000 And Kiesa landed a left hand on him, but when I watched it over in the replay, you know, sometimes when you're seeing it live, too, you're looking through the fence.

01:54:30.000 It's hard to tell what lands, what doesn't land.

01:54:32.000 He moved away from it, mostly.

01:54:33.000 Caught on the end of it, moved away from it.

01:54:35.000 And then, you know, once they got to the ground, it was crazy that he took Kiesa's back and he dominated the positions.

01:54:41.000 Super dominant.

01:54:42.000 The other thing I find interesting is Kevin Lee wants to fight Khabib.

01:54:46.000 After every fight for the past three fights, he's like, I want Khabib in Russia.

01:54:49.000 It's like, God, damn, Detroit superstar?

01:54:51.000 Chill, son.

01:54:52.000 Well, that's the way to do it, man.

01:54:54.000 Ask to fight the scariest fucking guy in the game.

01:54:57.000 But the thing about Khabib is, I don't know where his body's at.

01:55:01.000 When they're saying his liver's shut down...

01:55:03.000 When he was supposed to be fighting Tony?

01:55:05.000 You're talking about a different game.

01:55:06.000 Yeah, what does that mean?

01:55:07.000 Like, are you okay?

01:55:07.000 He's cutting so much weight that his body literally was shutting down.

01:55:11.000 If a fucking Russian goes to the hospital before a fight, we got some serious problems.

01:55:17.000 Some serious problems.

01:55:18.000 Where he didn't cut weight right and cut too much too soon.

01:55:20.000 And it's not even that they cancel the five-round fight for the interim title and have a three-round fight for a catch weight.

01:55:27.000 They don't even do that.

01:55:28.000 They're like, you can't fight.

01:55:30.000 The commissioner was like, nah man, his liver's shutting down.

01:55:32.000 This is why when people are like, oh, we got Khabib vs.

01:55:35.000 Conor next.

01:55:35.000 Let's just talk about that logistically.

01:55:37.000 You got a guy who can't make weight.

01:55:39.000 Almost died making the weight.

01:55:41.000 You can go on a world tour against the biggest name ever in mixed martial arts and Conor McGregor.

01:55:46.000 That's going to be your fight?

01:55:47.000 You think Conor's just going to commit to that?

01:55:49.000 Right.

01:55:50.000 How could he do that?

01:55:51.000 Why would you do that?

01:55:52.000 Not only that, Michael Johnson fight with Khabib apparently had the same issue, but he got through it.

01:55:57.000 Like, they're saying it's the same thing that happened in the Michael Johnson fight.

01:56:00.000 So this means, like, as every weight cut you do, especially as you get older, apparently your body resists.

01:56:06.000 It's like a sponge.

01:56:07.000 It gets bigger and bigger.

01:56:08.000 It gets harder and harder.

01:56:09.000 Your body does not want to do it.

01:56:10.000 No.

01:56:10.000 Resist every time.

01:56:11.000 You get fat as fuck in between fights, too.

01:56:13.000 Correct.

01:56:14.000 You know who's hilarious?

01:56:15.000 Kat Zingano was talking about chicks gaining weight in between fights.

01:56:20.000 How about you cut all that weight and fuck your body up?

01:56:23.000 For a woman, getting that low in weight and body fat is probably even more fucked up.

01:56:27.000 Their thyroids are fucked.

01:56:28.000 Oh, yeah.

01:56:29.000 My sister-in-law, my brother's wife, she did competition where she cut weight, and her thyroid just fucks their bodies up.

01:56:37.000 Oh, when they're doing the bodybuilding competition?

01:56:39.000 Yeah.

01:56:39.000 Where they cut all that water away.

01:56:41.000 Like, for the girls, like, you know, some of these girls you'll see in the UFC, like, the day of the fight, like, god damn, that's a supermodel.

01:56:48.000 Yeah.

01:56:48.000 When you see her three weeks later, like, god damn!

01:56:50.000 Yeah.

01:56:51.000 How does Pazer and Zane look like Adele right now?

01:56:53.000 Like, how did, like, they just blow up?

01:56:55.000 Like, it's literally like their body just goes poof.

01:56:57.000 Well, their body just probably really resists that weight cut.

01:57:01.000 It's just not natural to do it anymore.

01:57:03.000 Your body goes into famine mode.

01:57:06.000 He starts thinking, we've got to retain some water on this bitch.

01:57:08.000 Cat's looking for that cyborg fight, but cyborg's trying to fight Holly in Matt's Square Garden.

01:57:13.000 That's a big fight.

01:57:15.000 I talked to Cyborg two days ago, and she's like, man, Holly, Matt Squiregarn, that's what I want.

01:57:19.000 That's what we're trying to get.

01:57:20.000 Well, that's a fight where there's some money.

01:57:22.000 Holly is coming off that Jermaine Durandamay fight, which she cracked with that high kick.

01:57:28.000 No, she's coming off that too.

01:57:29.000 I'm sorry, Betch Cohea, yeah.

01:57:32.000 But Betch Cohea was really not in her league, in my opinion.

01:57:35.000 Not at all.

01:57:36.000 Whereas Jermaine Durandamy is.

01:57:38.000 She cracked Jermaine Durandamy with that high kick and then dropped her with that straight left hand.

01:57:42.000 Jermaine Durandamy is as legit a striker as you're ever going to see in women's MMA. As long as she's not fine cyborg.

01:57:49.000 For Holly to drop her?

01:57:50.000 Yeah.

01:57:51.000 She just didn't want no part of that.

01:57:52.000 Have you ever seen anything like that ever in mixed martial arts?

01:57:55.000 Not interested.

01:57:57.000 Damn, I'm just...

01:57:58.000 Went radio silent for fucking six months and then came back and was like, she did stuff like 10 years ago.

01:58:04.000 I'm going to cut down to fucking 135. Well, when I was talking to her post-fight and I said, well, what about Cyborg?

01:58:09.000 And I was asking her and doing the post-fight interview and she's like, man...

01:58:12.000 I think I gotta get some surgery.

01:58:14.000 Yeah, shit, my fucking hand hurts right now.

01:58:15.000 Let's talk about this later, Joe.

01:58:16.000 Good question, though.

01:58:18.000 If you do have a hurt hand, which I believe she probably absolutely did, now's the time to do it.

01:58:23.000 Like, hey, I got this title.

01:58:25.000 I definitely don't want to have one hand.

01:58:27.000 But she didn't do anything, right?

01:58:29.000 She was like, nah, that was an excuse.

01:58:30.000 She might have.

01:58:32.000 But she vacated the title because she's like, nah, I'm not going to do that.

01:58:35.000 She's fighting again soon.

01:58:36.000 Yeah.

01:58:37.000 Not at that weight class.

01:58:39.000 135. She's fighting at 135. She vacated the belt, was like, nah, we're good.

01:58:41.000 Cyborg, have fun up there.

01:58:43.000 Holly for Cyborg's an interesting fight, because I think stylistically, Holly's the perfect matchup to beat Cyborg.

01:58:49.000 I don't think she beats her, but style-wise, she's made to beat Cyborg.

01:58:53.000 Think about this.

01:58:54.000 Let's just go through.

01:58:55.000 Think if Holly beat Cyborg.

01:58:58.000 She's the greatest mixed martial artist of all time.

01:59:01.000 Merck's Ronda with a head kick.

01:59:03.000 So she beats the greatest something, the greatest of all time.

01:59:05.000 Mercer goes on a little bit of a tough run.

01:59:07.000 Who gives a fuck?

01:59:09.000 Then beats Cyborg.

01:59:10.000 She beat Ron and Cyborg.

01:59:12.000 We're going Sizzler.

01:59:13.000 Yeah, and then Misha Tate comes back.

01:59:15.000 Get you some.

01:59:16.000 She was whooping her ass for five rounds and then just got choked out at the end.

01:59:21.000 But think about it, man.

01:59:22.000 You beat Ronda, who was undefeated at the time.

01:59:24.000 Then you beat freaking Cyborg.

01:59:26.000 If she beats Cyborg and Misha comes back and fights her again, that's a giant fight.

01:59:30.000 It's a giant fight.

01:59:31.000 If Misha wants to fight again.

01:59:32.000 I bet she would do it for that.

01:59:33.000 She's sitting around for a while.

01:59:35.000 Get that itch.

01:59:35.000 She's like, God, this UFC tonight kick is lame.

01:59:38.000 I'm getting bored.

01:59:39.000 I'm getting bored as shit.

01:59:40.000 Itchy as fuck.

01:59:42.000 Beach Tate's still first team all cutie up there.

01:59:45.000 Oh, yeah.

01:59:46.000 First team booty.

01:59:48.000 Tittays.

01:59:50.000 Those are recent.

01:59:51.000 Those UFC tittays.

01:59:52.000 UFC tittays?

01:59:53.000 Those are some pure UFC tittays.

01:59:55.000 But with Holly, if Holly can somehow, again, I don't think she's going to, but you never know.

02:00:01.000 I didn't think she was really going to beat Ronda.

02:00:03.000 But if she somehow can pull it off and beat Cyborg and she beat Ronda...

02:00:08.000 Do we just give her some weird statue in front of the UFC gym now?

02:00:11.000 How does this work?

02:00:13.000 Don't you think that in their eyes, there's always going to be...

02:00:17.000 Even though she beat Ronda, Ronda's the one that put the thing on the map.

02:00:22.000 She's always going to be revered more.

02:00:25.000 See, I don't think so.

02:00:26.000 I think she has such a crash landing, like the worst of all time, and she's gone radio silent, that we don't remember that climb.

02:00:34.000 Do you think people are upset at her, like you weren't really a fighter?

02:00:37.000 Like you were only a fighter for a little bit.

02:00:39.000 If you were really a fighter, you'd still be there.

02:00:42.000 You'd be getting back into it.

02:00:43.000 You're still young.

02:00:44.000 People are upset no matter what.

02:00:46.000 No matter what.

02:00:47.000 No matter what.

02:00:48.000 We're so weird with that kind of shit.

02:00:49.000 No matter what.

02:00:50.000 They thought you were one thing, and you fail at it.

02:00:52.000 I know.

02:00:52.000 You fucking loser.

02:00:54.000 I know.

02:00:55.000 They get mad if you were their hero.

02:00:57.000 For sure, and you're not doing what they wanted you to do.

02:00:59.000 You talked about being a do-nothing bitch, and now you get knocked out, and you're doing nothing.

02:01:04.000 It's like, how dare you?

02:01:05.000 I bought the shirt.

02:01:06.000 Well, she was hosting Battle of the Network Stars.

02:01:12.000 I don't know, man.

02:01:13.000 I don't know.

02:01:14.000 It makes you just not into it, you know?

02:01:16.000 I mean, I could see not wanting to fight anymore, right?

02:01:18.000 You didn't want to fight anymore at a certain point in time.

02:01:21.000 A little different, though.

02:01:22.000 She accomplished a lot more than me.

02:01:26.000 My life now has never been better, man.

02:01:29.000 I love what I'm doing.

02:01:32.000 She doesn't have a thing like that, maybe.

02:01:34.000 No, no.

02:01:34.000 Maybe it was Battle of the Network Stars.

02:01:36.000 I don't know if that's your true calling.

02:01:37.000 I can't believe they talked into doing that either.

02:01:39.000 I don't know, man.

02:01:42.000 And also, maybe she made so much money, like maybe she's good there too.

02:01:45.000 I don't know.

02:01:46.000 But even if you make so much money...

02:01:48.000 It's not about the money, is it?

02:01:49.000 Yeah, everybody thinks that that's going to be enough to make you happy.

02:01:52.000 It's not.

02:01:53.000 It'll definitely be you in a position where you don't have to worry about bills.

02:01:58.000 Now, maybe that's your number one problem, and then you're going to be happier.

02:02:02.000 That's possible.

02:02:02.000 Once you check that off, the other problems start to come up.

02:02:05.000 You're like, all right, now what am I going to do?

02:02:07.000 I don't have a passion.

02:02:08.000 What am I waking up for?

02:02:09.000 There was a study on income, and one of the things they said was when it comes to overall happiness, see if you can find this, I think they said everything over $70,000 a year is kind of a washout.

02:02:21.000 I thought it was $75,000, right?

02:02:23.000 Somewhere in that range.

02:02:26.000 If you went from a bike to a car, happiness.

02:02:29.000 Nice.

02:02:29.000 When you go from a car and just buy another car and you have two cars, nothing.

02:02:34.000 Nothing changes in your life.

02:02:35.000 That's not true.

02:02:36.000 I agree.

02:02:37.000 You need to drive my Corvette.

02:02:38.000 Yeah, I agree.

02:02:38.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

02:02:39.000 The perfect salary for happiness is $75,000 a year.

02:02:42.000 Wouldn't it depend where you live and what you like to do?

02:02:44.000 Yeah, see, I don't know about that.

02:02:46.000 For like, the magic income, as people earn more, their day-to-day happiness rises until you hit $75,000.

02:02:53.000 After that, it's just more stuff with no gain in happiness.

02:02:56.000 Hmm.

02:02:58.000 That's someone who's never had a really cool car.

02:03:01.000 Who wrote this?

02:03:02.000 You never like had a deck that overlooks the mountain where you grill with your buddies.

02:03:07.000 I agree.

02:03:07.000 You've never been able to go on these dope ass vacations.

02:03:10.000 Never had a steak and a dick son.

02:03:11.000 Travel to Japan, get some sushi fresh out of the fucking ocean by some master chef.

02:03:15.000 That private jet.

02:03:17.000 You can have some baller times.

02:03:18.000 Hell yeah.

02:03:19.000 Yeah, but maybe you get a fucking yacht and you rent it and Go through the Caribbean.

02:03:24.000 Yeah.

02:03:24.000 Come on.

02:03:25.000 You do whatever you want.

02:03:25.000 You got kids.

02:03:26.000 You can take on vacation whenever you want.

02:03:27.000 You don't worry about that stuff.

02:03:28.000 Fuck out of here.

02:03:29.000 That guy's full of shit.

02:03:30.000 Dr. Phil would be just as happy if he made $75,000 a year.

02:03:33.000 For real.

02:03:34.000 Get out of here.

02:03:35.000 Bitch.

02:03:35.000 It just depends, man.

02:03:37.000 Bitch, fuck you and your study.

02:03:38.000 Fucking bro.

02:03:39.000 Yeah, you think Elon Musk would be super pumped to go down to about $75,000 a year?

02:03:43.000 You think Oprah's fucking giving away cars making $75,000 a year?

02:03:46.000 Do you think he would get that top-shelf actress pussy if he was making $75 million a year?

02:03:51.000 Or $75,000 a year?

02:03:53.000 No, even $75 million a year.

02:03:55.000 He would be like, damn, I'm struggling.

02:03:57.000 Cut back on my security.

02:04:02.000 They were detailing all the different shit that Johnny Depp spends money on.

02:04:06.000 Dude, I love this stuff.

02:04:08.000 What in the holy fuck?

02:04:10.000 He is, I don't know what he does in terms of his substance of choice, what he enjoys, but he appears to be on a financial rampage.

02:04:20.000 Didn't he have to like take a loan from his agent or something like that?

02:04:23.000 Dude, he owns, Johnny Depp owns like 40 houses or something crazy?

02:04:27.000 Something crazy.

02:04:27.000 He owns houses all over the world.

02:04:28.000 They said his security is like stupid, like $275,000 a month.

02:04:33.000 Like, bro, bro, you just need one guy.

02:04:36.000 No one's trying to kill you.

02:04:38.000 He's an animal, man.

02:04:39.000 You're fucking Captain Jack Sparrow.

02:04:41.000 No one's trying to kill you.

02:04:42.000 He's a fucking animal and he's got some sort of a lawsuit.

02:04:45.000 Two million a month spending money.

02:04:48.000 Well, you know, you gotta spend money, bro.

02:04:51.000 Oh my god!

02:04:53.000 Johnny Depp's ex-business managers allege she has outraged his spending happy of $2 million a month.

02:04:59.000 You get yours, Johnny Depp!

02:05:01.000 You go get yours!

02:05:02.000 Dude, how does that happen?

02:05:04.000 How does no one go, bro, you gotta chill out on the $2 million a month?

02:05:08.000 He spent $3 million to fulfill friend Hunter S. Thompson's dream of having his ass just shot out of a cannon.

02:05:14.000 3 million!

02:05:15.000 45 luxury cars, 10 million dollars a year to support his entourage, friends, and family, and $30,000 a month alone on wine.

02:05:24.000 Goddamn, he's awesome.

02:05:25.000 Baller!

02:05:26.000 Baller!

02:05:29.000 Balling out of control!

02:05:30.000 That's how you do it, Johnny Depp!

02:05:32.000 He's lived a great life, though.

02:05:33.000 Imagine those months, 2 million.

02:05:35.000 45 luxury cars?

02:05:38.000 10 million, his entourage is having a grand old time.

02:05:41.000 Personal lawyer, Jake Bloom, Depp was living beyond his means and urged him to spend less and sell certain expensive but unnecessary assets to repay loans and pay his taxes and living expenses.

02:05:55.000 He's just out of control.

02:05:57.000 14 houses.

02:05:58.000 Listen, that's cocaine living right there, ladies and gentlemen.

02:06:01.000 14 residences.

02:06:03.000 Acquire, improve, and furnish 14 residences.

02:06:08.000 I'm trying to see that car collection.

02:06:10.000 14?

02:06:11.000 14?

02:06:12.000 14 residences, 45 luxury cars.

02:06:16.000 Good lord, Johnny.

02:06:17.000 But how much money did he make in his career?

02:06:19.000 Oh, $650,000.

02:06:21.000 Sorry, Jesus.

02:06:22.000 $650 million.

02:06:23.000 That's a lot of money.

02:06:24.000 But $2 million a year.

02:06:25.000 In the past 30 years, earned him an estimated $650 million.

02:06:29.000 Being a rich movie star, however, does not necessarily bring great financial savvy.

02:06:33.000 Over the past decade, Mr. Depp paid more than $5.6 million in interest on overdue taxes, has lent millions of dollars to people unlikely to pay him back, and has unwidely splurged a number of questionable investments,

02:06:50.000 not the least of which is that town near San Tropez.

02:06:55.000 He bought a town.

02:06:57.000 My man just said, we're buying the town.

02:07:00.000 Call my manager.

02:07:01.000 Tell him we're buying the town.

02:07:03.000 The assistant calls the manager.

02:07:04.000 Johnny's buying the town.

02:07:05.000 He doesn't talk to the manager.

02:07:06.000 He's like, nah, so which house do you like?

02:07:08.000 I like them all.

02:07:09.000 I'll take the town.

02:07:10.000 Five homes.

02:07:11.000 I'll take the town.

02:07:12.000 All five homes.

02:07:12.000 How crazy is that?

02:07:13.000 Well, he owns a street in Hollywood.

02:07:15.000 Oh, yeah?

02:07:16.000 Like Stan Hopes' boy.

02:07:18.000 They're allowed to say that because they're both white.

02:07:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:07:19.000 And Stan Oak has to go up to the street and there's a dude with an earpiece waiting for him.

02:07:23.000 And the dude with the earpiece takes him in a golf cart and drives him up to the top of the hill.

02:07:26.000 And they own like the whole fucking block.

02:07:28.000 But there's one dude on the block that apparently won't sell.

02:07:31.000 Tight move to that guy.

02:07:32.000 That guy's like, nah.

02:07:34.000 Fuck it.

02:07:34.000 I like this house.

02:07:36.000 I've been in forever.

02:07:37.000 Fuck off.

02:07:37.000 Tight move.

02:07:39.000 All coked up.

02:07:40.000 I want to buy it and improve.

02:07:41.000 I can see.

02:07:41.000 Just make this whole thing glass.

02:07:42.000 Just we're going to sail the seven seas.

02:07:44.000 We're going to turn it black.

02:07:45.000 The whole room black.

02:07:46.000 The whole house black.

02:07:46.000 I heard Nicholas Cage is even crazier spending.

02:07:49.000 He buys castles and knights equipment and shit.

02:07:52.000 Oh, that's a good move.

02:07:54.000 Him and Leonardo DiCaprio, I think, were bidding on some skull, and he had to return it because it was stolen from, like, the...

02:08:01.000 I forget where I'll look.

02:08:02.000 That's ballin'.

02:08:03.000 When he bought a skull from King Tut's fuckin'...

02:08:06.000 And they had to return it?

02:08:07.000 Yeah, the museums were like, bro, that's our shit!

02:08:11.000 Leonardo DiCaprio had to return a bunch of art that was given to him by a guy who apparently stole it all.

02:08:16.000 He agrees to return stolen dinosaur skull to Mongolia.

02:08:20.000 That's ballin'!

02:08:22.000 That's fuckin' ballin'!

02:08:24.000 Oh, that makes me feel good.

02:08:26.000 Eight years ago.

02:08:27.000 I made some stupid purchases.

02:08:28.000 The skull of a Tyrannosaurus...

02:08:30.000 What is that word?

02:08:31.000 A Tyrannosaurus skull?

02:08:33.000 What is that?

02:08:34.000 What's a Tyrannosaurus batar?

02:08:36.000 Do you know what that is?

02:08:37.000 Have you ever heard that before?

02:08:39.000 No.

02:08:39.000 How weird.

02:08:40.000 Bro, how much do those go for?

02:08:42.000 Dude, we were talking about...

02:08:43.000 Whoa, that's a dope looking animal.

02:08:45.000 Damn, he bought that skull?

02:08:47.000 Taborosaurus.

02:08:47.000 Wow, that must be massive.

02:08:49.000 So someone stole it?

02:08:51.000 Someone stole it, and he bought it, and he had to return it?

02:08:53.000 Off the black market?

02:08:54.000 Wow, that's crazy.

02:08:56.000 Where do you put that in your house?

02:08:58.000 Where do you put it?

02:08:59.000 Okay, so here's my thinking.

02:09:01.000 You have to have a real skull.

02:09:03.000 Like, if you want to buy some replica, like a child's toy, you're a fucking asshole.

02:09:07.000 If you have one of those things- Oh, fuck you.

02:09:09.000 If it's not real?

02:09:10.000 Yeah.

02:09:11.000 How dare you?

02:09:12.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

02:09:13.000 Like, if you go to a lot of museums, a lot of the skulls you're seeing are replicas.

02:09:18.000 Damn!

02:09:18.000 276,000!

02:09:19.000 Better deal than I thought!

02:09:21.000 What?

02:09:21.000 That's it?

02:09:22.000 Joe, we need one for the new studio.

02:09:24.000 Buy it.

02:09:24.000 I'm thinking about it right now.

02:09:25.000 Let's make some bids on a T-Rex.

02:09:27.000 Let's just have like three raptors at the new studio.

02:09:30.000 Dude.

02:09:31.000 I'm thinking about it.

02:09:33.000 What's like the most common dinosaur that you could buy?

02:09:36.000 I bet something lame.

02:09:38.000 I bet you get like a stegosaurus for cheap.

02:09:40.000 Because they're fucking vegans.

02:09:42.000 They have little heads.

02:09:42.000 Yeah, they're vegans.

02:09:43.000 They're all small.

02:09:44.000 They have little heads.

02:09:45.000 Now you want to try ceratops.

02:09:47.000 Damn.

02:09:48.000 Those saber-toothed ones are bullshit.

02:09:50.000 We ain't trying to have that.

02:09:51.000 Yeah, saber-toothed tiger's not a dinosaur, Jamie.

02:09:53.000 That doesn't count.

02:09:56.000 Make sure they're real, Jamie.

02:09:59.000 It's on Etsy.

02:10:02.000 Hey, free shipping.

02:10:05.000 Free shipping, $55,000.

02:10:07.000 What are they saying they have?

02:10:09.000 What is that one?

02:10:10.000 On Etsy.

02:10:11.000 What is the animal?

02:10:13.000 Oh, that can't be real.

02:10:14.000 Authentic Fossil Massasaur Halliosaurus Amborgy.

02:10:23.000 Dude, that looks sick in the studio.

02:10:26.000 Yeah, that does look pretty dope.

02:10:28.000 What is that thing?

02:10:29.000 How big is it?

02:10:31.000 78 inches.

02:10:33.000 Dude.

02:10:34.000 Damn, that thing's fucking big.

02:10:35.000 Is that real?

02:10:36.000 That's real, son.

02:10:37.000 They really have that for sale?

02:10:38.000 And we get free shipping right now.

02:10:40.000 That's the thing with Nicolas Cage's thing.

02:10:41.000 So it took like seven years for him to get the certificate of authenticity, and then when they got it, that's when they found out it was stolen.

02:10:47.000 So you can buy some fake shit and not know for a while.

02:10:50.000 Dude, they had a dope-ass...

02:10:51.000 Well, there's one.

02:10:52.000 You can get a T-Rex from 1.8 million.

02:10:55.000 Yeah, I just can't imagine that for $55,000 you should get a real...

02:10:59.000 Is that what it is?

02:11:00.000 How much was it?

02:11:00.000 $250?

02:11:01.000 $55, free shipping.

02:11:03.000 T-Rex is $1.5 million?

02:11:06.000 Yeah.

02:11:06.000 If I was like some Sultan-type character...

02:11:08.000 I'd have all that all around my house, like Game of Thrones.

02:11:11.000 A T-Rex go.

02:11:13.000 Ooh, scroll up.

02:11:13.000 Ooh, that's sick.

02:11:13.000 How much?

02:11:14.000 $1.8 million?

02:11:15.000 Yeah.

02:11:15.000 Wow.

02:11:16.000 Worth it.

02:11:18.000 If you're Warren Buffet, and you're 90, and you're worth 80 billion bucks.

02:11:21.000 Right?

02:11:22.000 Like, why not have a bunch of that shit in your house?

02:11:24.000 Buy the shit out of that.

02:11:25.000 Your wife would just slowly start to realize you're going insane.

02:11:28.000 Start constructing a dinosaur in the middle of the living room.

02:11:31.000 All of a sudden, the construction crews at the house like, what's going on, honey?

02:11:34.000 I'm raising the roof.

02:11:36.000 I got a new T-Rex coming in.

02:11:37.000 I got a T-Rex.

02:11:37.000 He's too tall.

02:11:38.000 We're going to have to cut out the ceiling.

02:11:39.000 Too tall, bitch.

02:11:41.000 I'm going to put a glass ceiling in the living room.

02:11:42.000 Out of stock.

02:11:43.000 Out of stock.

02:11:45.000 Out of stock.

02:11:46.000 That means somebody who bought it.

02:11:47.000 A velociraptor from Jurassic Park.

02:11:48.000 But I don't want a rubber toy, Jamie.

02:11:50.000 I want a real dinosaur.

02:11:52.000 I'll take that Predator thing, though.

02:11:53.000 I will take that Predator thing.

02:11:54.000 How about this head?

02:11:56.000 Oh, I know a dude who makes those, man.

02:11:57.000 The guy who made the American Werewolf, Patrick McGee.

02:12:00.000 He makes Predator thing?

02:12:00.000 He makes the Predator and he makes the Alien.

02:12:02.000 Those can't be cheap.

02:12:03.000 Ooh, should we get that Bugatti limo, though?

02:12:06.000 This fish is a million and a half dollars.

02:12:07.000 That's gross.

02:12:08.000 What?

02:12:08.000 Yeah.

02:12:09.000 What?

02:12:10.000 Trying to pull it out.

02:12:10.000 What?

02:12:11.000 White diamond.

02:12:11.000 Premium white diamond.

02:12:12.000 You'd be an asshole to buy a fish for a million and a half dollars.

02:12:15.000 Depends.

02:12:16.000 What's he do?

02:12:16.000 Is it alive?

02:12:17.000 What's he do?

02:12:18.000 What is it?

02:12:19.000 Is it a carving?

02:12:19.000 Seldom seen fish.

02:12:21.000 What?

02:12:21.000 The most exclusive breed in the world.

02:12:23.000 Premium white diamond fish are rarer than precious gemstones.

02:12:26.000 Oh my god.

02:12:27.000 So it's one of those things, if you're an asshole, you have it in your fish tank?

02:12:29.000 This fish right here is worth $1.5 million.

02:12:33.000 Did you see that white moose the other day?

02:12:35.000 I did.

02:12:35.000 All white moose?

02:12:36.000 Yeah, apparently there's only like a hundred of those.

02:12:38.000 If you have an all white moose at your house, You're getting some panty droppers.

02:12:42.000 Here's the thing, man.

02:12:43.000 Here's the real thing.

02:12:44.000 If you're on a hunting trip, okay, that moose is a legal-sized moose, and a white moose steps in front of you, do you release that arrow?

02:12:51.000 Yeah, you gotta shoot that white moose in his stupid face.

02:12:54.000 It's a...

02:12:57.000 It's totally legal.

02:12:59.000 I don't like the way he looks.

02:13:01.000 It's a good-sized moose.

02:13:02.000 Oh, we're just gonna shoot the black moose now?

02:13:06.000 Fuck a white moose.

02:13:07.000 Brown moose lives matter.

02:13:09.000 I don't discriminate.

02:13:10.000 White, black.

02:13:11.000 I've never shot an arrow in my life.

02:13:12.000 But the thing is, man, here's the thing about animal rights activists and people that are nutty about animals.

02:13:17.000 Again, what this is is a genetic anomaly.

02:13:19.000 It's not like this is a specific breed.

02:13:22.000 It's like an albino person, right?

02:13:23.000 It's not albino, though.

02:13:25.000 It's not an albino.

02:13:26.000 Apparently, it's just got some weird genetic anomaly.

02:13:29.000 One of a hundred.

02:13:30.000 Yeah, there's a hundred of them.

02:13:32.000 So what is it?

02:13:33.000 Let's see what it says.

02:13:34.000 Scroll up a little bit.

02:13:35.000 I think it says what the genetic mutation is.

02:13:37.000 Yeah, see, fur coloring is a genetic mutation, and it's not an albino.

02:13:43.000 Not an albino unlike all white animals.

02:13:47.000 I heard they taste like vanilla.

02:13:48.000 They taste good, dude.

02:13:50.000 You never had a white one, though.

02:13:51.000 You've never even seen one, I bet.

02:13:53.000 Same.

02:13:53.000 Same shit?

02:13:54.000 Same on the inside.

02:13:54.000 It's like white people.

02:13:55.000 It's all the same.

02:13:56.000 Look at that.

02:13:58.000 Wow, it's crazy.

02:14:00.000 Some people thought the string coloring might be another sign of a sure-to-becoming apocalypse.

02:14:05.000 Wow, goddammit.

02:14:06.000 You see a horde of white moose?

02:14:09.000 Yeah.

02:14:10.000 There was only a hundred of them, though?

02:14:11.000 I wouldn't tell anybody.

02:14:12.000 I'll tell you one thing.

02:14:13.000 If I did kill that, I'd keep my mouth shut.

02:14:17.000 I wouldn't tell people.

02:14:18.000 They'd get too mad.

02:14:19.000 Even if it didn't matter.

02:14:20.000 Like, if you find a bear, okay?

02:14:22.000 Like, there's a black bear, if you're hunting black...

02:14:24.000 First of all, if you're hunting black bear, people get mad at you anyway, because you're killing a bear.

02:14:28.000 Because they're not round bears, they think the bears are extinct, or there's a very few of them...

02:14:32.000 There's a shitload of bears, depending on where you're at, right?

02:14:34.000 So many bears that they're all cannibals.

02:14:36.000 They eat each other.

02:14:37.000 That's a fact.

02:14:37.000 Yeah, they eat the cubs, yeah?

02:14:38.000 They eat the cubs like crazy.

02:14:40.000 Including the females that eat their own cubs.

02:14:42.000 Cam was saying he has to take out the big older ones because they'll fuck up all the cubs.

02:14:45.000 Yeah, it's actually better for the population to take out the big males because the big males eat cubs.

02:14:50.000 Correct.

02:14:51.000 When we were there, oh wow, look at these white deer.

02:14:55.000 Pigs.

02:14:56.000 Those are little baby white moose?

02:14:58.000 Oh wow, they look like pigs.

02:14:59.000 I would grab one of those and run off in my car.

02:15:02.000 They're cute as shit.

02:15:03.000 Oh, they're adorable.

02:15:04.000 The twins are likely less than a month old.

02:15:06.000 Dude, they're so cute.

02:15:08.000 Little cuties.

02:15:09.000 Little cuties.

02:15:10.000 There's a mama moose.

02:15:11.000 That big mama's gonna wreck your world.

02:15:13.000 They're different than any other undulates in that they're real aggressive.

02:15:17.000 Like a moose will chase you down and beat your fucking ass.

02:15:19.000 They're super dangerous.

02:15:21.000 A deer's not likely gonna do that.

02:15:22.000 They've done it before.

02:15:24.000 Ah, fuck a deer.

02:15:25.000 Elk might stab you.

02:15:26.000 Really?

02:15:26.000 With those horns?

02:15:27.000 You get a little cocky when he's horny?

02:15:29.000 You cock-plocking an elk?

02:15:30.000 Oh, yeah.

02:15:31.000 That's when they're crazy.

02:15:32.000 That's rule number one.

02:15:33.000 They will fuck you up.

02:15:34.000 They have swords growing out of their head.

02:15:36.000 See, I'm down to doing a hunt like that.

02:15:38.000 Something dangerous where, hey, like, I gotta watch my P's and Q's.

02:15:40.000 Like, we're hunting, like, baby fawn.

02:15:42.000 I can't fuck with you guys.

02:15:43.000 I told Cam this, man.

02:15:44.000 It has to be something dangerous, and I'm down.

02:15:46.000 Okay.

02:15:47.000 Well, deer, I mean, if they did want to fuck you up with those things, they could stab you.

02:15:53.000 But the thing is, they're prey.

02:15:56.000 I mean, this is what they are in nature.

02:15:58.000 They eat grass and they get preyed upon.

02:15:59.000 They are the food source of mountain lions and wolves and bears and countless other animals.

02:16:05.000 I mean, that's just what they are.

02:16:07.000 They're beautiful while they're alive.

02:16:08.000 It's not like you should somehow or another diminish their existence, but that's a prey animal.

02:16:13.000 That's why they're here.

02:16:14.000 That's why they're, I mean, in the system that they're in, the biological system.

02:16:18.000 Yeah, the ecosystem.

02:16:19.000 Yeah, we didn't create it.

02:16:20.000 And they're goddamn delicious.

02:16:22.000 I had some access deer for dinner last night.

02:16:24.000 I've never had access deer, but when you post those, I get so hungry.

02:16:26.000 Ooh, so good!

02:16:28.000 I've been tearing the grill up lately.

02:16:30.000 That, in my opinion, is like the most, if you can get to Hawaii, Hawaii, if you can get to Hawaii, that's the most ethical place to hunt.

02:16:38.000 Because they don't have any predators, so they have to kill these animals.

02:16:41.000 So they have like some insane number of deer on lanai, they have axis deer on Maui, they have them on, I think Molokai has them too.

02:16:50.000 There's no predators.

02:16:51.000 No predators.

02:16:52.000 None.

02:16:53.000 So the only predators are people.

02:16:54.000 So they actually bring over snipers to take out some of the deer to keep the population numbers down.

02:16:58.000 If the population gets too high, what happens is these deer start getting disease.

02:17:03.000 They run out of food to eat.

02:17:06.000 The good thing about Hawaii, too, is there's so much growth.

02:17:09.000 So much plant growth.

02:17:11.000 I love Hawaii, man.

02:17:12.000 Love Hawaii.

02:17:13.000 Love it.

02:17:13.000 You weren't there for your birthday.

02:17:15.000 What did you do for your birthday?

02:17:16.000 Nothing.

02:17:16.000 Went to Disneyland.

02:17:18.000 Took the kids to Disneyland.

02:17:19.000 Oh, okay, not by yourself.

02:17:20.000 That's some weird shit.

02:17:21.000 My family, Cam Haynes' family.

02:17:22.000 Oh, that's cool, man.

02:17:23.000 To Disneyland, had a good time.

02:17:24.000 Yeah, I'm not a big party guy.

02:17:26.000 You should still have a birthday party and then have your family speak into a video.

02:17:29.000 That'd be a good idea, right?

02:17:34.000 I still have flashbacks.

02:17:35.000 What a friend do that.

02:17:36.000 What friend?

02:17:38.000 Anyway.

02:17:39.000 Yeah, I'm not a big birthday guy either.

02:17:40.000 Yeah, it's just like, I don't want to be the center of attention like that.

02:17:42.000 It's ironic as that sounds, because most of what I do...

02:17:45.000 You want to be in the center of attention in some way.

02:17:46.000 Yeah, it's a little awkward.

02:17:47.000 Yeah, but it just seems like...

02:17:49.000 It's just weird.

02:17:51.000 Yeah, I'd rather just, I don't know, do a set, have a nice dinner.

02:17:54.000 Yeah.

02:17:54.000 So, went to Disneyland.

02:17:56.000 Ruled the Guardians of the Galaxy ride.

02:17:57.000 God damn, it's fun.

02:17:58.000 You love it?

02:17:59.000 So good.

02:18:00.000 I thought, like, how are they going to make Tower of Terror better?

02:18:03.000 Oh, that's right!

02:18:04.000 Tower of Terror is my favorite writer of all time.

02:18:06.000 It's even better now.

02:18:07.000 Really?

02:18:08.000 It's better.

02:18:08.000 I'm not like Guardian Galax.

02:18:10.000 Oh, I really haven't seen it.

02:18:11.000 Guardian of the Galaxies, right?

02:18:12.000 You never saw that movie?

02:18:13.000 Nah.

02:18:13.000 It's a fun fucking movie, man.

02:18:14.000 I haven't seen Part 2, but I saw Part 1. Oh, you finally saw Alien Covenant.

02:18:18.000 Ooh, I love it.

02:18:19.000 How good?

02:18:20.000 I fucking told you, man.

02:18:21.000 I loved it.

02:18:22.000 Loved it.

02:18:22.000 All these people that didn't like it.

02:18:23.000 My favorite alien.

02:18:24.000 Get out of my life.

02:18:25.000 People didn't like that.

02:18:26.000 Right?

02:18:26.000 You got some shit advice.

02:18:28.000 It was brilliant.

02:18:29.000 Yeah.

02:18:29.000 What did you say is a bad movie?

02:18:31.000 Alien Covenant?

02:18:31.000 Oh, yeah.

02:18:32.000 Click.

02:18:32.000 Dude, I was crunk.

02:18:33.000 I was crunk for that alien.

02:18:35.000 I was...

02:18:36.000 I loved it.

02:18:37.000 I loved it.

02:18:38.000 I swear to God, when the movie, I stood up, stand ovation.

02:18:40.000 Slow clap.

02:18:41.000 Everyone else, sit down!

02:18:42.000 I love when they made the AI guy, gave him, I don't want to say too much, spoiler alert.

02:18:47.000 The movie's been out for a grip.

02:18:49.000 Doesn't matter.

02:18:50.000 Some people out there don't have the time.

02:18:52.000 God.

02:18:52.000 Damn it.

02:18:53.000 It's been out for how many months?

02:18:54.000 Okay, you're going to have to tune out now, folks.

02:18:56.000 Because we're going to talk about it.

02:18:57.000 You haven't seen Alien Covenant that came out seven months ago.

02:19:00.000 Go ahead and zone up.

02:19:01.000 Jamie's fucked.

02:19:01.000 He has to eat it.

02:19:03.000 He has to eat it.

02:19:03.000 Well, you don't have to tell a story.

02:19:05.000 That one alien?

02:19:07.000 That hybrid alien?

02:19:07.000 Yes.

02:19:08.000 Ooh.

02:19:09.000 Dude, it was fun.

02:19:10.000 I like the fact that the AI guy, they cut out his creativity because he started getting weird.

02:19:17.000 It makes sense.

02:19:18.000 If you give artificial intelligence the need and the ability to create...

02:19:22.000 But this movie, it went Prometheus first, then this, right?

02:19:26.000 Yeah.

02:19:26.000 Yeah, it was like 10 years after Prometheus.

02:19:29.000 I love Prometheus.

02:19:30.000 I like that, too.

02:19:30.000 Hey, what was the movie with the alien?

02:19:32.000 They named him Calvin.

02:19:33.000 You know what I'm talking about?

02:19:35.000 Oh, yeah.

02:19:36.000 Life.

02:19:37.000 Yeah, I like that too.

02:19:38.000 Dude, I watch that, on every plane I watch that movie.

02:19:41.000 I love that movie.

02:19:42.000 The problem with those movies is there's cut-the-shit scenes.

02:19:44.000 Like when the, you know, Life One, where they're playing with it, and they try these experiments with it, and they introduce the electric, like, hey, come on, man.

02:19:51.000 You doing this out in space?

02:19:52.000 Don't you want to bring this back to Earth before you start fucking with it in some sort of secured laboratory?

02:19:56.000 No, we can't.

02:19:57.000 Because you do that, and then, look, if we brought that bitch back to Earth, then, you know what I'm saying?

02:20:01.000 I thought that movie was so fucking good.

02:20:03.000 But you think they'd be doing things like zapping it?

02:20:04.000 I'm trying to stimulate the throat.

02:20:06.000 They thought he was dead though.

02:20:08.000 Remember that?

02:20:09.000 So they zapped him, then he went...

02:20:10.000 Yeah.

02:20:11.000 That movie was so dope.

02:20:13.000 That was intense.

02:20:13.000 He was scary as shit.

02:20:15.000 It was scary.

02:20:16.000 You know, the problem was they gave him a little bit of a CGI face, and I was like, oh, come on.

02:20:20.000 I didn't like that either.

02:20:21.000 Like that demon face?

02:20:22.000 Nah, man, I don't need that.

02:20:23.000 Keep him Calvin.

02:20:25.000 I like how they called him Calvin.

02:20:26.000 Yeah, because they couldn't make it too demonic, because then it would be alien.

02:20:30.000 True.

02:20:30.000 Which is the most demonic.

02:20:31.000 That thing is the most demonic.

02:20:33.000 That thing's so scary.

02:20:34.000 Oh, it's awesome.

02:20:35.000 I love that movie.

02:20:36.000 And that tongue thing comes out.

02:20:38.000 I like all the slobber and shit that comes out of its mouth, too, with this big, giant fucking bug head.

02:20:43.000 Dude, have you been to the theater?

02:20:44.000 It's right off...

02:20:45.000 It's in Westwood there.

02:20:47.000 I pick?

02:20:49.000 No.

02:20:49.000 You're talking.

02:20:50.000 You get steaks.

02:20:51.000 You can get chicken tenders.

02:20:53.000 I mean, you gotta be off your diet.

02:20:54.000 Where is it?

02:20:55.000 It's right off of, I think, Wellshire.

02:20:58.000 Wilshire and Westwood.

02:20:59.000 Oh, is it like...

02:21:00.000 It's called IPIC. Like Cineopolis?

02:21:02.000 That kind of shit?

02:21:02.000 Yeah, kind of.

02:21:03.000 There's a few of those now.

02:21:05.000 You get the VIP. It's going to cost you about $60 to get in the door.

02:21:07.000 That's the way to do it, though.

02:21:08.000 That's it, son.

02:21:09.000 Ooh, where's that?

02:21:11.000 That's it.

02:21:12.000 Ooh, it's a small theater, too.

02:21:13.000 Yeah, you need to take your wifey there.

02:21:15.000 That's the move, man.

02:21:16.000 Small theater, less people.

02:21:17.000 They have all-alcohol drinks.

02:21:20.000 Ooh, I like it.

02:21:21.000 They have everything, man.

02:21:22.000 I like it.

02:21:23.000 And you can look down upon the people who didn't buy the VIP tickets.

02:21:25.000 It's cool.

02:21:26.000 And judge them as they walk by you.

02:21:27.000 Oh, so there's people below you that have regular seats?

02:21:29.000 Yeah, and you're like, get out of here, peasants.

02:21:31.000 Move on, peasants.

02:21:32.000 Don't look at me.

02:21:33.000 What if they talk?

02:21:34.000 Enjoy the movie, peasants.

02:21:35.000 People down below, you know, they're angry about their position in society.

02:21:37.000 They might start talking in the movie theater.

02:21:39.000 I snitch on them.

02:21:41.000 Yeah, I snitch on them right away.

02:21:43.000 Excuse me, no phones, ma'am.

02:21:44.000 Ma'am, phone.

02:21:44.000 Did you know that there's a system that you can get for your house where it downloads movies as they come out and you can watch brand new movies?

02:21:52.000 I need that shit.

02:21:53.000 As they come out.

02:21:53.000 Because with a kid, like Annabelle, the new Annabelle came out.

02:21:57.000 I love scary movies.

02:21:58.000 Did you see it?

02:21:59.000 Not yet.

02:21:59.000 I'm dying to see it.

02:22:01.000 You seen that new It trailer?

02:22:02.000 Shit your pants, Gary.

02:22:04.000 Coming in September.

02:22:06.000 Here's how I use movie pass.

02:22:07.000 People are getting pissed off about this.

02:22:09.000 Why?

02:22:10.000 I think it's run by Netflix or the same guy that started Netflix, started this sort of thing.

02:22:15.000 It's been available for a while at $50 a month, but now it's down to $10 a month.

02:22:19.000 What?

02:22:19.000 There's some weird catch.

02:22:21.000 There's some catches to it.

02:22:22.000 It's only for 2D versions and then like...

02:22:24.000 You still have to pay for a ticket or something, then you get paid back.

02:22:28.000 There's some weird caveats to it.

02:22:30.000 Dude, I would pay $100 a month to watch movies at my house.

02:22:33.000 This is not at your house, though.

02:22:34.000 Yeah, this is different than what I was talking about.

02:22:36.000 He just introduced something totally different.

02:22:38.000 This is just cheap movie tickets that people are mad about.

02:22:41.000 Yeah, but the house thing's not cheap.

02:22:43.000 The house thing is a system you get.

02:22:44.000 I think it's like $50,000.

02:22:47.000 And once you have it installed in your house, then you can watch movies as they come out.

02:22:51.000 And they're on like a hard drive.

02:22:53.000 I'm such a movie buff.

02:22:54.000 Dude, if you have a home theater...

02:22:56.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:22:57.000 Having a home theater is clutch!

02:22:58.000 And seeing new movies...

02:23:00.000 Because with a kid, it's tough to get the babysitter.

02:23:01.000 I see movies like, fuck, man.

02:23:03.000 I just saw Star Wars.

02:23:05.000 It takes a while.

02:23:06.000 I can't wait for that to come out on DVD. It sucks.

02:23:09.000 It's tough.

02:23:10.000 You know how it is.

02:23:12.000 You can't even see what movies are available unless you pay for it.

02:23:16.000 I think it's most movies that are out.

02:23:20.000 I think that is exactly it.

02:23:21.000 And it's very expensive.

02:23:23.000 Like I said, I think it's like $50,000.

02:23:26.000 And it just comes with the service to provide the movie?

02:23:30.000 Yeah, I think you just, it's like a hard drive and you download whatever the movie is that you want to see and you can watch it.

02:23:35.000 I feel like you shouldn't do that now because technology is coming so fast and like Netflix are going, you know, big movie stars like Will Smith and these guys and Adam Sandler doing these Netflix deals so you don't have to go to the theater.

02:23:46.000 Look at this, it's got a fingerprint reader.

02:23:48.000 Finger swipe with liveness detection?

02:23:52.000 Liveness?

02:23:53.000 Liveness means someone wants to cut your fucking hand off and have a dead hand that they use to start up your screen?

02:23:59.000 Or just take your fingerprint on a piece of paper.

02:24:01.000 Or a dead hand.

02:24:02.000 Whoa.

02:24:04.000 Liveness.

02:24:04.000 Where the fuck do you see liveness?

02:24:06.000 Right up there, under fingerprints on it.

02:24:07.000 What kind of a person wants to kill someone so they can see Pirates of the Caribbean 8?

02:24:11.000 Oh dude, I might kill a bitch to see the new 8. To see the new Ed at my house, I'd slice someone's finger off.

02:24:18.000 At home.

02:24:20.000 Dude, how great would that be?

02:24:21.000 I don't like getting ready going out.

02:24:23.000 I want to chill at home in my undies, watch all the new movies.

02:24:26.000 The real problem is other people when they can't keep it together, when they start answering phones, when talking.

02:24:31.000 I've been at so many movie theaters where people start talking.

02:24:34.000 It's so annoying.

02:24:36.000 I used to go to this one movie theater.

02:24:37.000 It was a little urban.

02:24:38.000 Take that how you want.

02:24:39.000 A little urban.

02:24:40.000 And there's a movie theater.

02:24:42.000 Homeboy in front of me just on the phone the whole time.

02:24:44.000 And people are like, God.

02:24:46.000 And so I go, bro, off the phone, man.

02:24:48.000 And he keeps going.

02:24:49.000 He puts up his finger like this.

02:24:50.000 I'm like, oh, no.

02:24:51.000 He keeps going.

02:24:52.000 I go, bro.

02:24:52.000 Movie started.

02:24:53.000 I go, bro, off your fucking phone.

02:24:55.000 And he turns around and goes, wait till the movie's over.

02:24:57.000 I was like...

02:24:58.000 I've been in some fights, man.

02:25:00.000 I think I can fight.

02:25:00.000 The whole movie, all I could think of, I'm like, what am I going to do here?

02:25:04.000 I got my girl here.

02:25:05.000 Is he with all those people?

02:25:07.000 They all look similar.

02:25:08.000 Catch my drift.

02:25:09.000 What am I going to do here?

02:25:10.000 Am I going to get jumped?

02:25:12.000 I couldn't tell you what movie I saw.

02:25:15.000 It fucked the whole experience up.

02:25:17.000 I'm just balls deep in popcorn thinking about how I'm going to fuck these guys up.

02:25:20.000 Carbon up.

02:25:21.000 Carb loading.

02:25:22.000 Movie gets done.

02:25:23.000 He doesn't say shit.

02:25:25.000 Fuck the whole movie up, though.

02:25:26.000 You should have said something.

02:25:27.000 I was stressed.

02:25:29.000 How long ago was this?

02:25:30.000 Probably like three or four years ago.

02:25:32.000 I think I know.

02:25:34.000 Link, if I was you, if I could remote control your body, I might go over there and smack him in the head.

02:25:38.000 But what happens if there's a bunch, man?

02:25:41.000 You're with your girl, you know what I'm saying?

02:25:42.000 It's true.

02:25:43.000 It depends on how many you got.

02:25:44.000 But yeah, it is a very, very rude and disrespectful thing to be on your phone.

02:25:48.000 But I could see he's on Instagram.

02:25:50.000 Like, I can see your phone, you're on Facebook.

02:25:52.000 What the fuck?

02:25:53.000 You're in the movies!

02:25:54.000 Because he's a dummy.

02:25:55.000 You're a dummy.

02:25:56.000 People are addicted.

02:25:56.000 You're a dummy.

02:25:57.000 They're goddamn addicted to their phones.

02:25:58.000 Like...

02:25:59.000 Do you know how few people have the ability to sit through a fucking podcast without looking at their phones?

02:26:03.000 You know how to do it.

02:26:04.000 But a lot of my guests, I see them checking their phones.

02:26:07.000 They start checking their phones and doing this.

02:26:09.000 To me that's so disrespectful.

02:26:10.000 Texting, hold on, I just gotta text this guy right back.

02:26:11.000 So disrespectful.

02:26:12.000 Would you do that if you're on SportsCenter?

02:26:14.000 No, you wouldn't?

02:26:15.000 Yeah.

02:26:15.000 Right.

02:26:15.000 Especially not now.

02:26:16.000 You know, in this day and age.

02:26:18.000 But for some people, the requirement of an hour or two or in a podcast, three, without checking the phone, impossible.

02:26:24.000 Chill out.

02:26:25.000 You're not that busy, folks.

02:26:26.000 It's not that.

02:26:27.000 It's their addicts.

02:26:28.000 They're straight up junkies.

02:26:30.000 They're getting that little tweak, that little rush of anticipation.

02:26:32.000 That dopamine, right?

02:26:33.000 The dopamine, if they get an email or text.

02:26:35.000 They say literally, and we don't even know how addicted the phones are, but people, their brains are becoming addicted to it.

02:26:41.000 Just to the sensation of feeling it, and the colors, and mentions, and Instagram, and DMs.

02:26:47.000 Let me check my phone real quick.

02:26:48.000 Yeah, let me check my phone real quick.

02:26:50.000 It just seems like...

02:26:51.000 Now that we're talking about it, my mouth is salivating.

02:26:52.000 It's never as fun as talking to friends.

02:26:55.000 No!

02:26:56.000 But you go to a restaurant, you'll see five people on their phones not even looking at each other.

02:26:59.000 I hate that shit.

02:27:00.000 And when you're hanging out with a friend and they're on their phone all the time, it's brutal.

02:27:04.000 It's like, dude, come be here.

02:27:05.000 Come be here.

02:27:06.000 Put your phone down.

02:27:07.000 Put your phone down.

02:27:08.000 There's some restaurants, they take your phone out the door.

02:27:10.000 You know that?

02:27:10.000 Fuck them.

02:27:11.000 And there's some that give 25%.

02:27:13.000 Then there's some, if you don't use your phone, you get 25% off.

02:27:15.000 What?

02:27:16.000 If you don't use your phone at all.

02:27:17.000 So your camera's overhead?

02:27:18.000 I don't know how to do it.

02:27:19.000 Checking, checking.

02:27:20.000 Oh, gotcha!

02:27:20.000 No deal.

02:27:21.000 No deal.

02:27:22.000 No deal.

02:27:22.000 No, you're in the restaurant.

02:27:23.000 You checked it.

02:27:24.000 No, I checked it when I got up from the table.

02:27:25.000 No, it doesn't count.

02:27:26.000 Don't get the deal, my man.

02:27:27.000 I was taking a shit.

02:27:28.000 I didn't know anything to do.

02:27:29.000 Ah, you can't check it.

02:27:30.000 Still, you checked your DMs.

02:27:31.000 In the restaurant.

02:27:32.000 In the restaurant.

02:27:33.000 I don't know how it works, but you have some people.

02:27:34.000 You can't be taking fake shit so you can check your Facebook.

02:27:37.000 You took a fake shit just to check your Facebook.

02:27:39.000 Addicted, son.

02:27:40.000 Yeah, man.

02:27:41.000 People are super addicted.

02:27:42.000 You and Joey Diaz are pretty good about calling.

02:27:45.000 Oh, yeah.

02:27:45.000 I call people.

02:27:46.000 Joey's great.

02:27:46.000 You're great.

02:27:47.000 I like to call people.

02:27:47.000 The other day, you and I text so much.

02:27:49.000 Sometimes I don't know because you're busy.

02:27:51.000 Sometimes I'm busy.

02:27:52.000 So you got to text.

02:27:53.000 When you're texting novels, it's like, fuck.

02:27:54.000 No, we went back and forth.

02:27:56.000 We had a question.

02:27:57.000 I'm like, okay, I got to hear this.

02:27:58.000 Yeah.

02:27:58.000 We had to talk.

02:27:59.000 Yeah.

02:27:59.000 It's exhausting.

02:28:00.000 Yeah, man, there's some people that just, they, for whatever reason, are tethered to the hip.

02:28:05.000 And then there's some people that decide they can't use it at all, so they just go straight cell phone, like button phone.

02:28:11.000 Flip phone?

02:28:12.000 Yeah, flip phone.

02:28:13.000 Ari, Aziz Ansari.

02:28:15.000 Aziz Ansari's gone totally off the internet.

02:28:17.000 I was watching some video, or no, it was a reading of Vice's article.

02:28:21.000 I think it was Vice.

02:28:22.000 They interviewed him, and they were asking about it.

02:28:24.000 He's offline.

02:28:26.000 He's killing it.

02:28:26.000 He got rid of his social media.

02:28:28.000 Really?

02:28:28.000 Got rid of all his shit.

02:28:29.000 He's hilarious.

02:28:30.000 Doesn't do anything.

02:28:30.000 So did Ed Sheeran.

02:28:32.000 Because he appeared on Game of Thrones, and he got such backlash, he stopped doing it.

02:28:37.000 Eh, people are cunts.

02:28:39.000 You have thicker skin, for God's sake.

02:28:40.000 Stay offline for a few days, bro.

02:28:41.000 But people are gonna hate on it.

02:28:42.000 You gotta use it for what it is, you know?

02:28:44.000 Like, for these trolls.

02:28:45.000 Who gives a fuck what the sheep say?

02:28:46.000 People hate on everything.

02:28:47.000 Everything.

02:28:48.000 There's nothing you do to get away from that.

02:28:49.000 Nothing.

02:28:50.000 It is what it is.

02:28:50.000 Go to Kevin Hart's post, and it's like, fuck you, little man.

02:28:53.000 It's like, Kevin Hart?

02:28:54.000 Yeah.

02:28:54.000 Goddamn, how can I beat Kevin Hart?

02:28:56.000 There's too many people.

02:28:57.000 And everybody having access to you, everybody being able to communicate with you.

02:29:01.000 If you just decide to swim in that river and you wonder why you got poisoned.

02:29:05.000 Yeah, I agree.

02:29:06.000 The problem is with your kids.

02:29:09.000 Like, even now, my son, he wants to grab my phone and, you know, he's not going to Twitter and checking DMs and dick pics, but he's, like, scrolling through everything just because of the stimulation.

02:29:17.000 Oh, yeah.

02:29:18.000 With, like, your daughters, how old are they?

02:29:20.000 Seven and nine.

02:29:21.000 They have phones?

02:29:22.000 No!

02:29:23.000 Your nine-year-old does it?

02:29:24.000 No!

02:29:25.000 She can laugh at them, duh, son.

02:29:26.000 No.

02:29:28.000 She didn't show up to school and be like, look at this bitch!

02:29:30.000 She didn't have a phone!

02:29:32.000 You don't have an iPhone 8?

02:29:33.000 If you give kids phones, you let them see beheading videos, you're letting them tune in to the latest news.

02:29:39.000 I'm on board, man.

02:29:40.000 They can see that car run over those people at that white power rally.

02:29:44.000 Yep.

02:29:44.000 I mean, all that shit a kid can see and they're gonna see.

02:29:46.000 Their friends are gonna tell them about it.

02:29:48.000 Just think of the shit that you look at.

02:29:50.000 I mean, think of the shit that every day I'm posting some new ridiculous video.

02:29:54.000 Someone doing something stupid and getting brain damage.

02:29:57.000 It's a bummer.

02:29:57.000 Good luck keeping it out of your kids' hands.

02:29:59.000 Ninth grade or nine years old is what grade?

02:30:02.000 3rd?

02:30:03.000 And they're going into 4th?

02:30:03.000 Wait till she gets to 6th grade.

02:30:05.000 Yeah, I think like 6th and 7th.

02:30:06.000 You'd have her be the nerd in school?

02:30:07.000 Or sometimes they may have the iPads to write notes and shit.

02:30:12.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

02:30:13.000 And those things go online.

02:30:14.000 Yeah.

02:30:14.000 Yeah, it's one of those things where you gotta wonder at what point is it okay to give it to them?

02:30:18.000 And how much do you regulate it?

02:30:20.000 And how much do you do it by example?

02:30:23.000 You know, if you're at home with your kids and, like, stay off the phone, kids, and you're just, like, constantly checking your phone, then they're going to be pissed at you.

02:30:29.000 There should be no phones between whatever, you know, especially dinner time.

02:30:32.000 So, like, it's going to be a beast, man.

02:30:33.000 What we do with a big thing we do in my house, a lot of art.

02:30:36.000 A lot of art.

02:30:37.000 That's cool.

02:30:38.000 Constantly.

02:30:38.000 Constantly, like, they're always painting and drawing and doing shit.

02:30:41.000 If you give kids that opportunity to do something and then they get, like, in a pattern of doing it all the time.

02:30:47.000 Where they're not, you know, their stimulation doesn't come on TV and their phones.

02:30:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:30:50.000 Do you like your kids watch TV or no?

02:30:52.000 Yeah, we let them watch TV. We don't keep it from them, but we don't let them watch it all day.

02:30:55.000 Yeah, I know.

02:30:56.000 I think especially creativity is important for kids because the more they realize they can make things, even if you could just make something out of papier-mâché or something where you're writing something, something that didn't exist.

02:31:10.000 My daughter writes stories, a story that didn't exist.

02:31:13.000 Now the story's written.

02:31:14.000 You wrote it.

02:31:15.000 You created it.

02:31:16.000 You realize you read stories, you can also write them.

02:31:19.000 Paintings.

02:31:20.000 Make a painting.

02:31:21.000 Make a drawing.

02:31:21.000 The more you realize you can create things, it's my thought that it opens up your idea of what's possible for your whole life.

02:31:28.000 You can create things in your life.

02:31:30.000 You don't have to bank on anyone.

02:31:31.000 You can create businesses.

02:31:32.000 You can create a career.

02:31:34.000 You can figure out how to work hard at something.

02:31:37.000 I also think it's really good for their little brains to make things.

02:31:55.000 How the fuck is he going to make friends?

02:31:56.000 Like, I saw all the clicks.

02:31:58.000 I've never thought about it ever, ever in my life.

02:32:00.000 I thought, how is this little dude going to make friends?

02:32:03.000 What happens if he doesn't make friends?

02:32:04.000 They all make friends.

02:32:05.000 How the fuck does this work?

02:32:06.000 What are we going to do?

02:32:08.000 Is he going to be the nerd?

02:32:09.000 What are we going to do?

02:32:10.000 You can't be paranoid about that.

02:32:11.000 I said, give me ten push-ups.

02:32:12.000 Even when they don't make friends, that's good, too.

02:32:14.000 You realize, like, what's wrong?

02:32:16.000 Like, why aren't you making friends?

02:32:18.000 Adjust your behavior accordingly.

02:32:19.000 Well, don't be the introverted kid who's in balls deep into the comics, maybe.

02:32:23.000 Or do!

02:32:25.000 Yeah, I agree.

02:32:25.000 Or do.

02:32:26.000 And then take over the world, like Hollywood.

02:32:29.000 But it's the first time it ever crossed my mind.

02:32:32.000 I saw all these kids playing, I thought, what happens if he doesn't make friends?

02:32:35.000 I gotta deal with that.

02:32:36.000 What are you gonna do if your son gets older and he is sort of introverted, kind of nerdy, And you see some predatory bitch move in.

02:32:45.000 What if your son becomes like some super successful producer type character?

02:32:48.000 Yeah.

02:32:49.000 And you see some predatory coyote type woman move in, just runs him, tells him what to do all the time.

02:32:57.000 Oh my god.

02:32:58.000 You see it, you go over the house, and you're like, son, you can't let her tell you what to do.

02:33:02.000 There's nothing you can do.

02:33:03.000 There's the power of the pussy.

02:33:05.000 There's nothing you can do.

02:33:06.000 Do you know that feeling that you have when a friend, when you see a friend is getting taken over?

02:33:10.000 Oh my god.

02:33:11.000 Almost like a pod person.

02:33:14.000 You know, like one of them Night of the Living Dead?

02:33:16.000 No, not Night of the Living Dead.

02:33:17.000 It's like Avatar.

02:33:17.000 What is that fucking movie?

02:33:19.000 Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

02:33:21.000 Remember?

02:33:21.000 The pod was under the bed.

02:33:22.000 Never saw the movie?

02:33:23.000 No.

02:33:23.000 Dude.

02:33:24.000 Well, there's a couple versions of it.

02:33:25.000 There's a really, really old version from like the 50s.

02:33:27.000 What's the new one?

02:33:28.000 Well, there's three.

02:33:30.000 There's a Donald Sutherland version, which is, I think, I want to say like the 70s, which is excellent.

02:33:34.000 A young Jeff Goldblum's in that movie.

02:33:36.000 It's great.

02:33:37.000 It's a great movie.

02:33:38.000 And it's creepy.

02:33:39.000 It's scary.

02:33:39.000 And, you know, good special effects for the time.

02:33:43.000 And then there's a more recent one with...

02:33:46.000 Jennifer Tilly, I think, is in it.

02:33:48.000 Or Meg Tilly.

02:33:49.000 Meg Tilly.

02:33:50.000 Jennifer Tilly's sister.

02:33:52.000 And their pods?

02:33:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:33:54.000 Yeah, what it is is, while you're sleeping, it somehow or another, like, the fibers get a hold of you.

02:34:01.000 Like, it climbs up, like, if the pod's, like, near the bed.

02:34:04.000 It gets a hold of you and touches you, and then it puts you to sleep and starts replicating you underneath the bed.

02:34:11.000 So, like, while you're sleeping, it's, like, draining your body and replicating you, and then in the morning, you're dead.

02:34:18.000 You're like a dry husk.

02:34:19.000 But then there's a new guy.

02:34:20.000 And this alien is underneath.

02:34:22.000 Yeah.

02:34:22.000 So this is Donald Sutherland.

02:34:24.000 Whoa.

02:34:24.000 As he's asleep, this thing was taking over and recreating him, and he woke up before it was too late.

02:34:30.000 That's cool, man.

02:34:30.000 Dude, it was a dope movie.

02:34:32.000 That's Kiefer Sutherland's dad.

02:34:34.000 Is it?

02:34:35.000 I didn't even know that.

02:34:36.000 No wonder why Keith and Sutherland were fucked up.

02:34:39.000 His dad was Donald Sutherland.

02:34:41.000 That's Jack Bauer, right?

02:34:42.000 If you grow up and your dad's a famous actor and you become an actor yourself, you're going to be fucked up.

02:34:47.000 Yeah, you're going to be a little weird.

02:34:48.000 That's the end.

02:34:49.000 Oh, that must be the new one right there.

02:34:50.000 That poster?

02:34:52.000 Mmm, what is that one?

02:34:54.000 Invasion of the Bisexuals.

02:34:55.000 Yeah.

02:34:56.000 1978. No, that must be the 78 version.

02:34:58.000 Because the newer ones...

02:34:59.000 Oh, the newer one is below that, in green.

02:35:01.000 See it in green down there?

02:35:03.000 No, that's the really old one.

02:35:05.000 That's the 1950s one.

02:35:07.000 Dude, it looks pretty sweet.

02:35:08.000 There was one more that happened with Meg Tilly.

02:35:12.000 I don't remember what year, but I want to say it's like...

02:35:14.000 Maybe late 90s?

02:35:17.000 I'm surprised they don't recreate it already.

02:35:19.000 Yeah, there she is.

02:35:23.000 The Age of the Body Snatchers.

02:35:25.000 The Dork Report.

02:35:26.000 Body Snatchers.

02:35:27.000 Oh, it's just called Body Snatchers?

02:35:29.000 Really?

02:35:29.000 Oh.

02:35:30.000 Really?

02:35:31.000 I'll check that shit out.

02:35:34.000 Do you know what movie was...

02:35:35.000 That's the porn version.

02:35:37.000 Body extension.

02:35:38.000 You know what movie was dope?

02:35:39.000 I watched it on the plane.

02:35:41.000 1993?

02:35:42.000 1993. Okay.

02:35:43.000 That was pretty good.

02:35:44.000 But it's one of those things, you don't remake those things so many times.

02:35:47.000 What was dope?

02:35:48.000 I watched that movie with Ben Affleck where he moves to Tampa.

02:35:52.000 He's like a mafia gangster, moves to Tampa.

02:35:54.000 The accountant?

02:35:55.000 No, no, no.

02:35:56.000 See?

02:35:56.000 I thought it was accounting.

02:35:57.000 I was taking sleeping pills, so I was a little out of it.

02:36:00.000 I thought it was the counting, and I was like, what the fuck?

02:36:02.000 The accountant.

02:36:03.000 The accountant.

02:36:03.000 And I was like, that's not this.

02:36:05.000 It was something else.

02:36:06.000 That shit was so good.

02:36:08.000 Really?

02:36:08.000 Yeah, he's like, he's involved with a mob, and they want him to go run the Tampa Bay wing of it.

02:36:12.000 So he goes down there.

02:36:14.000 Oh, fuck, it was good.

02:36:15.000 Huh.

02:36:16.000 Oh, man, it was fucking classic.

02:36:18.000 Was it?

02:36:18.000 Yeah.

02:36:19.000 How high were you?

02:36:20.000 You were high as a kite.

02:36:21.000 I might have been.

02:36:22.000 Some fucking ambient and shit.

02:36:23.000 Dude, they don't work on me.

02:36:25.000 Really?

02:36:25.000 I took them in Australia, and people are like, only take one.

02:36:27.000 I was like, I'm not that sleepy, so I'd pop three of them.

02:36:30.000 I was fucking one eye open.

02:36:32.000 Just like Ben Affleck's the best ever.

02:36:34.000 Live by Matt.

02:36:36.000 Yes!

02:36:36.000 6.4 on Rotten Tomatoes.

02:36:38.000 People are fucking haters when I break on Affleck.

02:36:40.000 You fucking haters.

02:36:41.000 They are haters on Affleck.

02:36:42.000 Why do people hate on Affleck?

02:36:44.000 Good Will Hunting?

02:36:45.000 Seems like a douche, though.

02:36:46.000 How dare you?

02:36:47.000 Did you ever see his argument with Sam Harris on the Bill Maher show?

02:36:50.000 No, I haven't.

02:36:51.000 Very uninformed.

02:36:52.000 Huge mistake.

02:36:54.000 He argued with Sam Harris about what's in Islam.

02:36:58.000 Well, hey, Ben Affleck.

02:37:00.000 Listen, I'm not going to say stay in your lane.

02:37:02.000 I'm all over the place.

02:37:03.000 But with Ben Affleck...

02:37:04.000 Sam Harris?

02:37:06.000 You've never seen it?

02:37:06.000 No.

02:37:07.000 It's hilarious because Affleck doesn't know what to do, so he goes full social justice warrior and starts calling Sam Harris a racist and saying it's gross.

02:37:13.000 You're so gross.

02:37:14.000 It's so racist.

02:37:15.000 He has no idea what he's doing.

02:37:17.000 And then Sam Harris is like super calm.

02:37:19.000 He's the problem.

02:37:20.000 You can't yell and argue with Harris because he will never go there.

02:37:24.000 It makes you look super amateur.

02:37:27.000 Especially when he starts spouting out facts and explaining.

02:37:29.000 We're talking about an ideology.

02:37:31.000 Did Ben Affleck go on there to debate him?

02:37:34.000 I think what it was is he was getting ready for Batman.

02:37:36.000 This is my personal belief.

02:37:40.000 It has no basis in fact, and it's just pure speculation.

02:37:43.000 Bro, science.

02:37:44.000 I think he was on steroids.

02:37:45.000 I think he was on steroids getting ready for Batman.

02:37:47.000 He got jacked for Batman.

02:37:48.000 He got jacked.

02:37:49.000 And I think when you get jacked like that, you get a little fucking testy!

02:37:53.000 You racist!

02:37:55.000 He had no data.

02:37:57.000 Just, fuck you, bro!

02:37:59.000 Well, he tried to sling a little data.

02:38:02.000 With Sam Harris?

02:38:04.000 And he just got run over.

02:38:06.000 Oh my god, what are you thinking?

02:38:08.000 He just got run over.

02:38:09.000 And everybody was super mad at him afterwards.

02:38:12.000 Really?

02:38:12.000 It was like, oh yeah, online, they got torn apart.

02:38:14.000 They just handled it very poorly.

02:38:16.000 See, I don't get the hate, well obviously he fucked up there, but I don't get the hate with Ben Affleck.

02:38:20.000 He makes good movies.

02:38:22.000 Geely, alright, you fucked up.

02:38:23.000 Because people see that and they go, ooh, that's the real you.

02:38:26.000 Well that's him, but is it the real you?

02:38:28.000 Or is that him Bruce Wayne on steroids?

02:38:31.000 Could be.

02:38:33.000 Could be.

02:38:34.000 Could be.

02:38:34.000 I would think that.

02:38:35.000 I've never seen him behave like that before, and he definitely got jacked for that movie.

02:38:38.000 And when you're 45 years old or whatever he is, you just don't get jacked like that.

02:38:43.000 No, you don't put it on muscle like that.

02:38:44.000 That's not normal.

02:38:45.000 It's not normal.

02:38:46.000 Unless you're on some radical supplements.

02:38:50.000 Which, if Hollywood called me and was like, okay, why don't you be Bruce Wayne, I'm going to get on that Gotham City cycle.

02:38:55.000 I'm going to get on some of that Clembutrol to lower my body fat.

02:38:58.000 Oh, I'm calling.

02:38:59.000 Get all fucking Anivard up.

02:39:01.000 Oh, release the hounds.

02:39:03.000 They won't even need a mask.

02:39:04.000 It's just going to be fucking legit.

02:39:06.000 Look at that.

02:39:07.000 He gained 20 pounds, 228 pounds total, got down to 7.9% body fat.

02:39:12.000 Ben Affleck's trainer, Walter Norton Jr., talks about Ben Affleck's body during the days filming The Town.

02:39:19.000 He lost 12 pounds for the town.

02:39:21.000 He was stronger in every lift.

02:39:23.000 Hey, Walter Norton Jr., how about you tell us the cycle he's on?

02:39:26.000 Cut the bullshit.

02:39:27.000 Tell me the truth about testosterone.

02:39:30.000 Is there a photo of him with his shirt off at 7.9% body fat?

02:39:34.000 Because I think I'm calling bullshit on that.

02:39:36.000 Me too.

02:39:36.000 You know how low that is?

02:39:38.000 It's very low.

02:39:38.000 He never got that ripped.

02:39:39.000 He wasn't even as ripped as the last Batman.

02:39:42.000 Christian Bale?

02:39:43.000 Yeah, Christian Bale's more ripped.

02:39:44.000 Christian Bale's like a coat hanger, though.

02:39:45.000 He's real thin.

02:39:46.000 No, he got jacked.

02:39:47.000 He's huge.

02:39:47.000 He's always thin.

02:39:50.000 I know what you're saying.

02:39:51.000 Low body fat.

02:39:52.000 He's an ectomorph.

02:39:53.000 Yeah.

02:39:54.000 I don't think he's an ectomorph.

02:39:55.000 You don't think so?

02:39:55.000 I think he's a mesomorph.

02:39:56.000 I don't know.

02:39:57.000 Well, let's look at him.

02:39:58.000 We'll look at him next, but I think you're wrong on that.

02:40:00.000 Wow.

02:40:00.000 Let's...

02:40:01.000 You see, you got a good picture?

02:40:02.000 Pull it up so we can see.

02:40:04.000 I mean, there's...

02:40:05.000 Show us.

02:40:05.000 What do we got here?

02:40:06.000 No, that's not good.

02:40:08.000 Shirtless.

02:40:08.000 Is that him in a tank top?

02:40:11.000 That him right there?

02:40:11.000 He's fucking jacked.

02:40:12.000 There's one right there.

02:40:13.000 That's The Rock.

02:40:14.000 Oh, that's The Rock's body.

02:40:15.000 That's The Rock.

02:40:18.000 Oh, that's fake.

02:40:18.000 Yeah, that's The Rock's tattoos.

02:40:20.000 We'll go up to the one right there.

02:40:21.000 That's not him either.

02:40:22.000 That's Superman.

02:40:23.000 Is it?

02:40:23.000 Goddamn Superman.

02:40:24.000 Oh, here he is.

02:40:26.000 Superman's jacked.

02:40:27.000 Ben Affleck is kinda sorta jacked.

02:40:30.000 Ben Affleck's shirtless.

02:40:32.000 That's Ben Affleck fucking dad mode, though.

02:40:36.000 That's not him shirtless.

02:40:37.000 What's that right there?

02:40:38.000 That's still Superman.

02:40:40.000 That's Wolverine.

02:40:41.000 There he is right there.

02:40:42.000 Let me see.

02:40:43.000 Don't know when that was.

02:40:44.000 I'm not buying it.

02:40:46.000 No.

02:40:47.000 Not buying it.

02:40:48.000 I don't give a fuck if that was ten years ago.

02:40:50.000 There you go.

02:40:52.000 Let me stop this right now.

02:40:54.000 That is so not 7.9% body fat.

02:40:58.000 Go back to those pictures of him right there.

02:41:00.000 That is not even remotely 7. That's not even teens.

02:41:04.000 That's more like 20. Yeah.

02:41:06.000 This is an Argo.

02:41:08.000 Okay.

02:41:08.000 Different movie.

02:41:09.000 Good movie.

02:41:10.000 Upper right-hand corner.

02:41:11.000 Upper right-hand corner.

02:41:11.000 No, that's not him, son.

02:41:12.000 That's the wolf from True Blood.

02:41:15.000 Jacked.

02:41:16.000 Joe Manganiello.

02:41:17.000 Why are they lying here?

02:41:18.000 Ben Affleck is ripped, sexy.

02:41:19.000 No, Chris Pratt got jacked.

02:41:22.000 I don't know if that's real.

02:41:23.000 That's him right there.

02:41:25.000 Ben Affleck?

02:41:26.000 That's Chris Pratt.

02:41:28.000 See, that's not really that jacked.

02:41:30.000 There was a scene of him in...

02:41:32.000 That's how he used to be.

02:41:33.000 He used to be fat.

02:41:34.000 I mean, he looks pretty good.

02:41:35.000 Yeah, but that's not like The Rock jacked.

02:41:37.000 Jesus Christ, Joe.

02:41:39.000 The Rock?

02:41:40.000 That's the level...

02:41:40.000 Okay, that's fake.

02:41:41.000 All these are fake pictures.

02:41:42.000 Who's that guy?

02:41:44.000 That's American.

02:41:45.000 Is that him in Batman?

02:41:47.000 That's a suit, though.

02:41:47.000 He has a suit, son.

02:41:48.000 He's got a bullshit suit on.

02:41:50.000 Oh, go to homeboy there.

02:41:52.000 Gyllenhaal?

02:41:53.000 Yes, Jake Gyllenhaal.

02:41:54.000 Oh, yeah, he did get jacked.

02:41:56.000 You know who else got...

02:41:58.000 Is that really Jake Gyllenhaal right there?

02:42:00.000 Yes.

02:42:00.000 Goddamn homeboy.

02:42:02.000 See, that would be 7% body fat.

02:42:04.000 Yes.

02:42:05.000 That's what it looks like.

02:42:05.000 That's what 7% looks like.

02:42:06.000 Go back to him.

02:42:07.000 Now you're going to gay porn, Jamie.

02:42:08.000 Stop it.

02:42:09.000 I'm just seeing who it is.

02:42:11.000 Could have been Affleck or something.

02:42:11.000 See if it's a guy I jerk off to.

02:42:13.000 No, he's fucking super jacked.

02:42:15.000 That's like 7% there.

02:42:16.000 7% is so unheard of.

02:42:18.000 That looks like a guy who's fighting in the UFC right now.

02:42:20.000 Correct.

02:42:21.000 Yeah.

02:42:22.000 Jake Gyllenhaal is one of my faves.

02:42:23.000 Yeah, see, that's the kind of dedication that I don't Dude, I don't know if you can get down to that.

02:42:29.000 Good Will Hunting, you did.

02:42:30.000 Never saw that.

02:42:31.000 I've never seen that.

02:42:32.000 That's some shit.

02:42:35.000 Now, go to Christian Bale.

02:42:37.000 See?

02:42:37.000 Much more jacked.

02:42:38.000 There's some good pictures of Christian Bale jacked.

02:42:41.000 Type in Christian Bale jacked.

02:42:43.000 That's pretty good right there.

02:42:44.000 Really?

02:42:44.000 Yeah.

02:42:46.000 Yeah.

02:42:47.000 No, he just looked more like a guy who could really fuck you up than I feel like Ben Affleck looks.

02:42:54.000 True.

02:42:54.000 No disrespect, man.

02:42:55.000 No disrespect.

02:42:56.000 Like right there, upper left-hand corner.

02:42:58.000 Oh, Ryan Reynolds, first team all body.

02:43:00.000 He's pretty fucking jacked right there.

02:43:02.000 Yeah, he is.

02:43:03.000 I mean, that looks like a real Batman.

02:43:05.000 Right.

02:43:06.000 Oh my god.

02:43:08.000 That's The Machinist.

02:43:10.000 That was like one of the worst movies he ever did in terms of like the reception it got.

02:43:16.000 How many people watched it?

02:43:17.000 It wasn't bad.

02:43:17.000 It was really weird.

02:43:18.000 But the difference between being the skinny guy on the right hand side, which was like him dying.

02:43:24.000 I mean, he essentially starved himself almost to death.

02:43:27.000 And then a few months later, he's the guy on the left.

02:43:30.000 That's him in the movie.

02:43:31.000 What the fuck?

02:43:32.000 Yeah, he played a guy with narcolepsy that couldn't sleep and didn't eat.

02:43:36.000 Look how skinny he got, man.

02:43:37.000 How good of an actor is that fucking dude?

02:43:39.000 I don't know if that's acting.

02:43:40.000 That's just being a psycho.

02:43:42.000 That's dedication to your craft.

02:43:45.000 Your craft is starving to death.

02:43:47.000 You're really good at it.

02:43:48.000 I mean, the mental willpower?

02:43:51.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

02:43:52.000 But it's really bad for your body.

02:43:54.000 And it's not good enough of a movie.

02:43:57.000 Dude, I'll tell you who got jacked was Ryan Reynolds.

02:43:59.000 Oh, he's jacked.

02:44:01.000 For Blade 2. First T-ball body.

02:44:04.000 Oh yeah, that's right.

02:44:05.000 Yeah, he jacked.

02:44:06.000 Yeah.

02:44:07.000 But why wouldn't you do that?

02:44:09.000 If you're playing a fake character, I don't get why you wouldn't do a nice cycle.

02:44:13.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

02:44:14.000 Or you do the...

02:44:15.000 Yeah, he was jacked.

02:44:16.000 Yeah.

02:44:17.000 Or you do the Gerard thing.

02:44:19.000 What's that guy's name from 300?

02:44:20.000 Gerard Butler?

02:44:21.000 Yeah, they just CGI the fuck out of you.

02:44:23.000 I heard a hilarious story with that.

02:44:26.000 Where on 300, you know, they're making the movie and everyone's doing CrossFit nonstop doing the Spartan workouts and Butler's not showing up.

02:44:34.000 And they're like, what the fuck, man?

02:44:35.000 He's like, I'm not doing this.

02:44:36.000 I don't want to do that.

02:44:37.000 He goes, just tell me when I have to be ready.

02:44:39.000 I will be ready by any means necessary.

02:44:42.000 Like, really?

02:44:42.000 He's like, I got this.

02:44:44.000 And then didn't do what everyone else did and came fucking...

02:44:47.000 Spartan, Spartan, Spartan, Spartan.

02:44:55.000 Killed it.

02:44:56.000 Is that really what his body actually looked like?

02:45:00.000 Yeah.

02:45:00.000 Wow.

02:45:01.000 But now he's fucking bitches, and they're like, what the fuck?

02:45:03.000 He was super jacked, and then he let himself go.

02:45:05.000 Wow, it's hard to maintain that fucking thing.

02:45:08.000 Yeah, you can't maintain that.

02:45:09.000 How much is what he really looked like?

02:45:12.000 Oh, go upper left-hand corner.

02:45:14.000 Yeah, what's that?

02:45:15.000 Okay, that's more realistic.

02:45:17.000 No, there's even a better one.

02:45:19.000 Oh, look at that one.

02:45:22.000 Set of tits on him.

02:45:23.000 Let himself go.

02:45:25.000 Imagine if you're a girl and you think you're fucking 300 and you get to like, God damn!

02:45:29.000 300 pounds?

02:45:30.000 And you feel that gut resting on the top of your ass while he banged you from behind.

02:45:37.000 Like this here.

02:45:39.000 Hold up, girl.

02:45:41.000 What the fuck?

02:45:42.000 What up with the Spartan life?

02:45:44.000 Hoist that fucker up.

02:45:45.000 It's a movie, bitch.

02:45:45.000 Drop it down there.

02:45:47.000 Oh, God.

02:45:48.000 You go halfway limp because you're doing coke all night.

02:45:51.000 Woo!

02:45:52.000 Just the worst night of your life.

02:45:57.000 What you gonna do when they come for you?

02:46:00.000 Brett and Sean, we gotta get out of here and get another podcast.

02:46:02.000 We do.

02:46:02.000 That was fun, man.

02:46:03.000 Just flew by.

02:46:04.000 That was three hours, man.

02:46:05.000 Was it three hours?

02:46:06.000 Fucking flew by.

02:46:07.000 Goddamn, it was awesome.

02:46:08.000 We talked some Mayweather.

02:46:09.000 We definitely talked some Mayweather-McGregor.

02:46:11.000 We probably made some MMA sites some awesome headlines.

02:46:14.000 Do you have any prediction on it?

02:46:16.000 Just, you can't...

02:46:17.000 What do you think?

02:46:18.000 In your heart of hearts?

02:46:19.000 This is what I like.

02:46:20.000 I like shocking results.

02:46:22.000 A shocking result is Mayweather comes out there, underestimates Conor McGregor, and Conor puts him at the fucking end of the rainbow.

02:46:32.000 I love that.

02:46:33.000 He's dancing with the leprechauns in a pot of gold.

02:46:36.000 How did I get here?

02:46:38.000 Because he's in fucking dreamland because he face planted.

02:46:41.000 That's the exciting result.

02:46:43.000 The exciting result is Conor McGregor becomes the greatest athlete the world has ever known and the most famous guy of all time and MMA wins.

02:46:51.000 I agree with you.

02:46:52.000 Love it, man.

02:46:53.000 Love you.

02:46:53.000 That was awesome.

02:46:54.000 You're the best, man.

02:46:55.000 You're the best!

02:46:55.000 How can I be the best when you're the best?

02:47:01.000 That was so much fun, man.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Breakdown - Mayweather vs. McGregor

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