The Joe Rogan Experience - April 12, 2015


Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - April 11, 2015 (Part 2)

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Eddie Bravo's humor porn DVDs being in jail prison violence studies Going Clear Scientology Battlefield Earth Scientology taxes lawsuit weed documentaries
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Eddie Bravo Frank Sinatra Jamie Brendan Schaub Bruce Jenner Lady Valor Dude John Travolta Jesus Christ Iron Sheik Vegas Battlefield Earth Rob Halford Ava Gardner Tom Segura Tom Cruise Forrest Whitaker Andy Dufresne Donald Trump Mirko Krokop and 44 more
Joe Rogan Experience #632 - Les Stroud Joe Rogan Experience #633 - Alex Winter

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In this episode, the boys talk about the difference between coconut water and coke, Eddie's new car, and the upcoming demolition of the Harmon Hotel in New York City. Also, the guys discuss the best way to get a good night's rest and much more. The boys are joined by special guest Eddie Bravo to discuss it all. Also, a new segment called "What's the Difference" where the boys try to figure out what s going on in the world and try to make sense out of it. Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy! -The Guys Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. The opinions and thoughts expressed are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise stated. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your music. It helps us spread the word about what we are doing. Thank you for listening and supporting us. XOXO -The Boys - The Boys -Jon and the Crew Jon and the crew Don't sweat it up. Jon & the crew are working hard to make this podcast and are willing to do their best to make it as good as possible. Eddie and the boys do their very best to bring you the best possible, no matter what they can do. - the best they can. the best you can do for you get the best of their time and the best that they can give you the most out of their best, the most honest and the most authentic and most authentic experience possible in the best day to their day to day, no one else can do the most they can get the most of what they have the best in the most affordable possible, the best chance to be the best, and they are not going to have the most beautiful day possible to achieve the most amazing day possible, most of the most importantly, the rest they can be the most uplifting day they get to do that. . Thanks for supporting you all can do it all that you can expect from you, you are not only that, you deserve it, you're not gonna get a chance to experience it, right here, you'll get it, they are the most important thing.

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00:00:00.000 We have to reset the audio.
00:00:02.000 No, just split it.
00:00:03.000 Split the audio.
00:00:04.000 This is overtime, folks.
00:00:05.000 This is part two.
00:00:06.000 We're talking about the difference.
00:00:07.000 Why is it?
00:00:09.000 Okay, you gotta make it sure.
00:00:14.000 Can I have a beer?
00:00:15.000 Yeah, sure, man.
00:00:16.000 Go in there. 1.00
00:00:16.000 There's all kinds of shit in there. 1.00
00:00:17.000 There's all kinds of booze. 1.00
00:00:19.000 Is there coconut water in there?
00:00:21.000 Oh, yeah, always.
00:00:22.000 Eddie, will you get me a coconut water if you see it, brother?
00:00:24.000 A coke?
00:00:24.000 Coconut water.
00:00:25.000 Coconut water.
00:00:26.000 Coconut water? 1.00
00:00:27.000 He's fucking with you. 1.00
00:00:28.000 Don't let him do it. 1.00
00:00:29.000 And some coke. 1.00
00:00:31.000 He's fucking with you, dude. 1.00
00:00:33.000 He'll hang on to that for five minutes, too. 1.00
00:00:35.000 You'll tap.
00:00:40.000 Eddie Bravo's got the weirdest sense of humor.
00:00:43.000 It's funny as hell.
00:00:44.000 He throws people off track.
00:00:45.000 You don't know him. 0.99
00:00:46.000 You know who threw me off track the other day was fucking Joey Diaz. 0.99
00:00:51.000 I sent you that text. 0.99
00:00:52.000 He scared me.
00:00:52.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:00:53.000 Don't say this until we go back on.
00:00:55.000 Jamie, we're not recording, are we?
00:00:58.000 Are we recording?
00:00:58.000 Yeah.
00:00:59.000 We are right now?
00:00:59.000 Yeah.
00:01:00.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:01:00.000 Sorry.
00:01:01.000 Coconut water.
00:01:02.000 Oh, thank you, sir.
00:01:02.000 Get me one of them jammies, too.
00:01:03.000 Thank you, sir.
00:01:04.000 You know, they're better in the boxes, not the cans.
00:01:06.000 No, no, no.
00:01:07.000 C2O is the best.
00:01:08.000 100%.
00:01:09.000 You know why?
00:01:09.000 This is Thai coconuts.
00:01:11.000 It's a different taste.
00:01:12.000 I get it, but when it goes in the cans, I heard it kills the nutrition.
00:01:15.000 No, it doesn't.
00:01:16.000 This is all the nutrition.
00:01:17.000 Most of it's been killed anyway, bro.
00:01:19.000 It's science.
00:01:20.000 Where'd you get this?
00:01:21.000 What science is this?
00:01:22.000 Same form that I read. 1.00
00:01:24.000 Fucking Vegas is crumbling. 1.00
00:01:37.000 I read Yahoo News every morning, man, like a fucking shark. 1.00
00:01:41.000 Like, it's my job. 1.00
00:01:42.000 Are you questioning young Jamie's Googling skills?
00:01:44.000 A little bit.
00:01:45.000 Whoa.
00:01:45.000 He's taking his shirt off.
00:01:47.000 He's trying to scare you.
00:01:48.000 Look at you.
00:01:49.000 Getting angry.
00:01:50.000 He got angry.
00:01:50.000 He hulked out.
00:01:51.000 He's upset. 0.99
00:01:53.000 You're taking the- God damn, that's fresh. 0.99
00:01:54.000 It's delicious, right? 0.99
00:01:56.000 C2O is so much better than any other coconut water.
00:01:58.000 You know who, I think it was Erwan, had these.
00:02:02.000 Was he that brought them in?
00:02:03.000 One of you guys brought these in.
00:02:05.000 This is how I found out about C2O. We were training, and they had Gi-Day. 0.97
00:02:09.000 You know how you used to do Gi-Day? 0.97
00:02:11.000 Do you guys still do that sometimes?
00:02:12.000 Once a year.
00:02:12.000 The old legends.
00:02:13.000 We stopped.
00:02:15.000 And this is like, you know, coconut water is like what the Brazilians have been known to drink.
00:02:20.000 So one of the dudes that was training brought in a mass of coconut water just for fun.
00:02:25.000 Like, because, like, it's Guida, my friend!
00:02:27.000 We're gonna train like Brazilians!
00:02:29.000 That's cool.
00:02:29.000 What?
00:02:30.000 I gotcha.
00:02:30.000 You found it?
00:02:31.000 What is it?
00:02:32.000 Hotel, what does it say?
00:02:33.000 The Harmon Hotel, which was part of the city center, it never opened and it's going to be torn down in two weeks.
00:02:39.000 Ooh, demolition.
00:02:40.000 Never opened Harmon Hotel to begin in two weeks.
00:02:43.000 Oh my goodness. 0.99
00:02:44.000 The structure is all fucked up, right? 0.99
00:02:46.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:02:47.000 Oh my goodness.
00:02:48.000 It's not the whole city center.
00:02:49.000 No, the city center is like a complex.
00:02:52.000 Oh, okay.
00:02:52.000 I talked about the whole thing.
00:02:54.000 Real quick, Eddie, I exaggerate everything.
00:02:57.000 Right, but let's see a picture of it.
00:02:59.000 Which one is it?
00:02:59.000 To the left of the Aria sign.
00:03:01.000 Oh my god, look at the size of it!
00:03:03.000 Right? 1.00
00:03:03.000 Dude fucked up. 1.00
00:03:04.000 Look at the size of it! 1.00
00:03:04.000 They gotta tear that whole thing down? 1.00
00:03:06.000 Yeah, because structurally it's not safe for people.
00:03:09.000 Oh my god.
00:03:10.000 Wrapped in black netting.
00:03:12.000 What does that say?
00:03:13.000 Prior to demolition.
00:03:14.000 Oh my god, that's why it's wrapped in black netting. 0.99
00:03:18.000 Can you imagine if you have the hotel next to it and like, don't worry, dude, we're not even gonna scratch your shit. 0.98
00:03:24.000 It's like a guy parking next to your Porsche and say, hey, bro, I'm gonna blow up my car, but I'm gonna put a net over yours. 0.97
00:03:31.000 Just be cool, man.
00:03:32.000 Don't sweat it.
00:03:33.000 Don't sweat it.
00:03:33.000 Don't sweat it.
00:03:34.000 I'm just gonna blow it up right next to your shit. 1.00
00:03:37.000 They should build a solid steel enclosure, blow it up, and then... 1.00
00:03:45.000 Dispose of the...
00:03:46.000 Bro, can you imagine if you're the engineer?
00:03:47.000 Look at what it says here.
00:03:49.000 So it was originally to have risen 49 floors as a showpiece of the city center, which opened just as Nevada was entering the depths of the recession.
00:03:58.000 The 4,000-room Aria Resort and Casino, along with the Mandarin Hotel, fewer than 400 rooms, and the all-suite 57-story Vidara opened within a month of each other, but the Harman stayed shuttered.
00:04:10.000 It wasn't the recession, but construction issues that kept the Harman close.
00:04:13.000 Its construction plan was eventually scaled down by almost half, but then concerns remain that it would topple in an earthquake. 1.00
00:04:26.000 Fuck! 0.99
00:04:27.000 A new Macau hotel is supposed to open there soon in a big area that's been under development for over like 10 years. 1.00
00:04:33.000 In Vegas?
00:04:34.000 Yeah, I watched a documentary about it.
00:04:35.000 It's probably talking about some of this.
00:04:39.000 I think it's like the MGM crew or one of them.
00:04:41.000 I don't want to say who because I don't know exactly, but...
00:04:45.000 They were developing a huge thing and it fell apart basically and it's just been sitting empty for 10 years and this Macau company is moving in and it's supposed to open up in about a year or so, if it's not opening sooner than that.
00:04:54.000 A big multi-billion dollar Asian hotel that all these Macau and Chinese people are supposed to come in and save Vegas. 0.98
00:05:01.000 Wow!
00:05:02.000 How crazy would it be if Vegas got taken over by Chinese? 1.00
00:05:06.000 They came in guns blazing and just built some unbelievable hotels because they're printing money over there.
00:05:16.000 Just printing money.
00:05:19.000 So is my man Donald Trump though.
00:05:21.000 Yep. 0.99
00:05:21.000 Please get the fuck out of here with all that nonsense. 0.99
00:05:24.000 Do you think Donald Trump can hang with the triads? 0.99
00:05:28.000 They're gonna come over here with giant spaceships, zeppelins filled with diamonds, and just rain them down on Las Vegas? 1.00
00:05:35.000 They're gonna build a building made entirely of diamonds, all filled with hookers. 1.00
00:05:39.000 All filled with tens. 1.00
00:05:41.000 Sign me the fuck out. 0.99
00:05:42.000 They're going to drive everybody around at a Rolls Royce. 0.99
00:05:44.000 No one's going to go to any other casino.
00:05:45.000 It's true.
00:05:46.000 They're going to take it to the most ultimate level ever.
00:05:49.000 I'm not mad at that.
00:05:50.000 If Macau really is what they say it is, if it really is ten times Vegas, that means they're making ten times as much money as Vegas.
00:05:56.000 It's true.
00:05:56.000 Remember that joke Sam Tripoli said that it was something about how girls will always be with the guys with money, no matter what.
00:06:05.000 There's never a recession for hot shows.
00:06:07.000 Darth Vader can come down, take over, and I'm killing the joke, but it was one of the best Sam Tripoli jokes ever.
00:06:16.000 It's true, though. 0.82
00:06:17.000 Do you remember it?
00:06:18.000 Yeah, I remember.
00:06:19.000 I can't do it either. 0.99
00:06:20.000 That's why you see some ugly-ass dudes with hot-ass chicks. 1.00
00:06:24.000 That's true. 0.99
00:06:24.000 It's the only reason. 0.99
00:06:26.000 Well, if a guy's got mad paper, mad paper, makes up for a lot of things.
00:06:31.000 There's hope for every man out there. 0.97
00:06:32.000 If you're an unattractive woman, mad paper gets you a gay guy pretending to be straight. 1.00
00:06:37.000 True. 1.00
00:06:37.000 Ain't that a bitch? 1.00
00:06:38.000 That's what you get. 1.00
00:06:39.000 If you look like a warlock as a girl and you're a millionaire, it's like, fuck, man. 1.00
00:06:43.000 So you think Bruce Jenner was kind of like that? 1.00
00:06:45.000 No, no, no, no. 1.00
00:06:46.000 I think if you live with crazy bitches long enough, you become one. 1.00
00:06:49.000 No, did you hear? 1.00
00:06:50.000 No, Bruce Jenner said he's always felt like a woman, even when he was a kid.
00:06:53.000 He's always felt like a woman. 0.83
00:06:55.000 He was gay. 0.93
00:06:55.000 It turns out he's gay the whole time. 0.93
00:06:56.000 No, he's not gay. 0.92
00:06:58.000 He's just felt like he's trapped in a man's body.
00:07:01.000 That's the crazy thing.
00:07:02.000 The crazy thing about a lot of these people that become transgender, there's so many different possibilities when it comes to sexuality. 0.98
00:07:10.000 Wait a minute, he likes chicks. 1.00
00:07:11.000 He still likes chicks.
00:07:12.000 That's something that a lot of us have a hard time accepting because we only have our own version of sexuality and gender.
00:07:18.000 But some people are men, they're attracted to women, but they're attracted to women and wish they were a woman and were in love with a woman as a lesbian. 1.00
00:07:26.000 They will sacrifice their dick, they'll sacrifice the ability to cum, they'll sacrifice their testicles, they'll sacrifice testosterone, they'll sacrifice their male gender and still be with women. 1.00
00:07:38.000 Bro, I got one for you. 1.00
00:07:39.000 Have you heard of Lady Valor?
00:07:40.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:41.000 The fucking Navy SEAL. This badass Navy SEAL who said... 1.00
00:07:46.000 She likes to be she. 0.78
00:07:48.000 So he's a Navy SEAL from SEAL Team 1 to SEAL Team 6. And then he was just like, you know what?
00:07:53.000 I've always wanted to be a woman.
00:07:55.000 My entire life I've felt like a woman.
00:07:57.000 Straight...
00:07:58.000 Dude now, trying to look like a woman, in a dress, polka-eyed dress, looks like me, really. 1.00
00:08:04.000 Tattoos and shit, mascara on, teaching other Navy SEALs how to shoot and shit. 0.99
00:08:08.000 Is there a chance that the Bruce Jenner thing could be a situation where he's coming out slowly? 1.00
00:08:15.000 Because remember, Elton John, he looked totally gay, he was flaming, but he denied it. 0.98
00:08:21.000 And then he said he was bi. 0.93
00:08:23.000 And then now he's full gay. 0.98
00:08:25.000 So he came out, first he came out where he's bi.
00:08:27.000 He didn't come out fully all the way.
00:08:29.000 And so maybe Bruce Jenner's like, you know what, I can't come out and say, I'm gay and I want to be a woman.
00:08:35.000 Let me tell people I want to be a woman first, and then later. 1.00
00:08:38.000 I don't know, man.
00:08:39.000 Because even Morrissey's saying, oh, I'm not gay, I'm asexual.
00:08:44.000 That's what he said.
00:08:44.000 He said he's asexual.
00:08:46.000 Bruce Jenner sat down with one of those fucking interviews, and I just read some details about it. 0.99
00:08:51.000 He's come out saying, I felt like a woman my entire life. 0.99
00:08:54.000 I believe that.
00:08:54.000 Why would you doubt that someone would be asexual?
00:08:57.000 Because in a lot of ways, Stan Hope is asexual at this point in his life.
00:09:00.000 He doesn't have sex anymore.
00:09:02.000 What? 0.90
00:09:02.000 He's still a man, but he doesn't have sex anymore. 0.90
00:09:04.000 What? 0.82
00:09:04.000 Maybe he's taking more. 0.82
00:09:05.000 He doesn't get hard anymore.
00:09:06.000 Maybe he's not interested. 1.00
00:09:07.000 His testosterone just fucking... 1.00
00:09:08.000 Just booze. 1.00
00:09:10.000 Bam.
00:09:10.000 Booze and cigarettes.
00:09:11.000 Wow.
00:09:12.000 He's having a great time.
00:09:13.000 Doesn't care.
00:09:13.000 Yeah, having a great time.
00:09:14.000 Living life.
00:09:15.000 Yeah, loves it.
00:09:15.000 Teach their own.
00:09:16.000 He's not into... 0.99
00:09:17.000 He doesn't give a fuck. 1.00
00:09:18.000 He's having a good time. 0.99
00:09:19.000 I'm serious.
00:09:20.000 He talks about it openly.
00:09:21.000 He's like, he's down with the slide.
00:09:24.000 Wow.
00:09:24.000 Yeah.
00:09:26.000 So there's different people, man.
00:09:28.000 Everybody's different.
00:09:28.000 I mean, Stanhope's not the dummy.
00:09:30.000 That's just his decision.
00:09:32.000 He doesn't care.
00:09:33.000 And there's some people that, you know, like, they might be asexual.
00:09:36.000 Morrissey might be asexual. 0.99
00:09:37.000 It might not be bullshit. 0.99
00:09:39.000 It might be just, this is how he is. 0.97
00:09:40.000 If everybody...
00:09:41.000 Have you heard some of the Smith songs?
00:09:44.000 Thankfully, no.
00:09:45.000 Okay.
00:09:46.000 I've heard a few of them, but they make me sad.
00:09:50.000 Smiths are awesome.
00:09:51.000 I don't like getting sad.
00:09:52.000 But, you know, it's obvious. 0.99
00:09:54.000 Is it all about having sex with dudes? 0.99
00:09:57.000 No, you could just... 0.98
00:09:58.000 I don't think I've heard the songs.
00:10:00.000 You haven't heard of Smiths?
00:10:01.000 Smith?
00:10:02.000 The Smiths.
00:10:03.000 With Morrissey, the singer.
00:10:05.000 Oh, no.
00:10:05.000 How old are you again?
00:10:07.000 31. Okay, that's before your time.
00:10:09.000 It's like The Cure, Depeche Mode, the Smiths, Morrissey.
00:10:13.000 I thought we were talking about it.
00:10:14.000 What kind of music do you like?
00:10:15.000 Just hip-hop?
00:10:15.000 No, everything.
00:10:16.000 I'll listen to everything.
00:10:17.000 Do you know this guy is such a rabid vegan.
00:10:19.000 He won't let anybody who works for him eat meat.
00:10:24.000 This guy?
00:10:25.000 Yeah, when people working for him, like the crew, he won't let them eat meat.
00:10:28.000 Like, if you work for him on tour, you cannot eat meat. 1.00
00:10:32.000 Oh, fuck, that's a fuck off. 1.00
00:10:33.000 So these guys get together. 1.00
00:10:34.000 Well, the idea that he could dictate what someone's diet is is hilarious.
00:10:37.000 But he controls not just their physical body when they work for him, but what they put in their body when they're on tour with him.
00:10:45.000 He does not allow them to eat meat.
00:10:47.000 So the crew, they get together in one hotel room.
00:10:49.000 They'll pick a hotel room, and they order room service and just go off. 0.97
00:10:52.000 They have cheeseburgers and steak and shit and they have to hide it from Morrissey. 0.98
00:10:55.000 What'd you hear of this? 0.99
00:10:56.000 Just heard from some kid that told Brendan Schaub that the...
00:10:59.000 Oh, you're just making that up?
00:11:02.000 You're making that up?
00:11:03.000 No, someone did tell me that.
00:11:05.000 A guy who's a roadie.
00:11:07.000 A guy who's a roadie.
00:11:08.000 Some kid who heard it from Brendan Schaub.
00:11:14.000 I heard it from the guy who actually worked for him.
00:11:16.000 Really?
00:11:16.000 I believe that.
00:11:18.000 Well, you know, he really feels strongly about it.
00:11:20.000 Like, say if you hired a bunch of people and you found out that they like to eat babies. 0.99
00:11:23.000 You'd be like, look, man, you can't fucking eat babies if you want to work for me. 0.99
00:11:26.000 I don't care. 0.99
00:11:27.000 Maybe eating babies is a little different, but the idea is he's so anti-animal cruelty that he doesn't want Anyone around him working in any capacity that kills animals.
00:11:40.000 He feels like they're murderers.
00:11:41.000 I mean, I don't agree with him, but that's where he comes from.
00:11:45.000 If you found out Ari ate baby dogs, would you let him open for you? 0.99
00:11:50.000 I would try to convince him to not eat baby dogs.
00:11:53.000 But the logical argument is what is a lamb?
00:11:57.000 What is lamb?
00:11:58.000 Lamb is a baby sheep.
00:12:00.000 Mutton is a sheep. 1.00
00:12:01.000 I don't fuck with lamb either. 1.00
00:12:03.000 Lamb is delicious. 1.00
00:12:03.000 Or veal. 1.00
00:12:04.000 I don't fuck with lamb or veal. 0.99
00:12:05.000 Both delicious. 1.00
00:12:05.000 I hate lamb chops. 1.00
00:12:06.000 I love lamb chops, unfortunately.
00:12:08.000 I don't eat veal. 1.00
00:12:10.000 Veal's so fucked up, man. 1.00
00:12:11.000 Morrissey cancels gig in Iceland after Venue refuses to go vegetarian. 1.00
00:12:14.000 So he wants everyone to go vegetarian.
00:12:17.000 No hot dogs.
00:12:18.000 Look at this.
00:12:19.000 Singer was due to perform at the Harper Concert Hall in Reykjavik in Iceland.
00:12:22.000 Look at Mick Jagger.
00:12:24.000 He's still a rock star.
00:12:25.000 Look at Mick Jagger.
00:12:26.000 But listen to this request. 1.00
00:12:28.000 Iceland doesn't have any fucking ground you can grow vegetables in, asshole. 1.00
00:12:33.000 Like you can't be a vegetarian in Iceland unless you're bringing in trucks load of food or unless you got some sort of a crazy fucking greenhouse in there. 1.00
00:12:42.000 Now look at that face right there. 0.99
00:12:43.000 You think he's asexual? 1.00
00:12:45.000 That guy's sucking. 1.00
00:12:46.000 Of course. 1.00
00:12:46.000 He's asexual. 1.00
00:12:47.000 But I shall leave the Harpa concert hall to their cannibalistic, flesh-eating bloodlust, Morrissey said in a statement. 1.00
00:12:54.000 Real quick, fuck this guy. 1.00
00:12:56.000 Fuck this guy, man. 1.00
00:12:57.000 Real quick! 1.00
00:12:58.000 Real quick, fuck this guy. 1.00
00:12:59.000 I love Iceland and have wanted for a long time to return. 1.00
00:13:04.000 That's hilarious.
00:13:06.000 Is this recent?
00:13:07.000 Yeah.
00:13:07.000 That's awesome.
00:13:09.000 What number?
00:13:10.000 February.
00:13:11.000 Wow, really recent. 0.99
00:13:13.000 He's a nutbag. 0.96
00:13:13.000 Germany walked off the stage during his Poland show after being heckled by a fan. 0.96
00:13:17.000 Oh, that's hilarious. 1.00
00:13:19.000 He sounds like a real bitch. 1.00
00:13:20.000 Is he still claiming asexuality? 1.00
00:13:22.000 I don't know.
00:13:23.000 Why do you care? 1.00
00:13:25.000 I wonder if this guy wants to fuck or not. 1.00
00:13:29.000 He might be saying yes to other dudes. 1.00
00:13:33.000 He's trying to fuck or no? 1.00
00:13:34.000 Eddie's so hung up on the guy being asexual. 1.00
00:13:36.000 I just think he's lying.
00:13:40.000 Well, he's on the looks of it, yes. 1.00
00:13:42.000 I think that he's sucking mad dick. 1.00
00:13:47.000 What makes you say that, though? 1.00
00:13:49.000 Marcy, unfortunately, I am not a homosexual.
00:13:52.000 Wow.
00:13:52.000 Unfortunately.
00:13:53.000 You know what, man?
00:13:54.000 This is what I think, dude. 0.99
00:13:55.000 He's a human sexual. 0.99
00:13:57.000 Exactly. 0.99
00:13:58.000 Humosexual. 0.99
00:13:59.000 Humosexual. 0.99
00:13:59.000 You know what I think? 0.99
00:14:00.000 I know what that is. 1.00
00:14:01.000 I think if you just eat celery, your fucking dick don't work no more. 1.00
00:14:03.000 I agree. 1.00
00:14:04.000 You're just kidding me.
00:14:05.000 I got it.
00:14:08.000 Biologists! 1.00
00:14:09.000 Fucking commentators. 1.00
00:14:10.000 We're commentating on biology. 1.00
00:14:12.000 I agree.
00:14:12.000 All my evidence you've shown.
00:14:14.000 If you have too much cabbage, your dick don't work. 1.00
00:14:16.000 For the record, my favorite singer of all time is Crazy Gay. 1.00
00:14:22.000 It makes no difference to me.
00:14:23.000 Right.
00:14:24.000 No need to talk about names.
00:14:25.000 Well, the guys that have come out, like Rob Halford.
00:14:28.000 I love Rob Halford.
00:14:29.000 I thought he was a famous guy.
00:14:31.000 Rob Halford is one of the most famous singers ever.
00:14:34.000 He's awesome.
00:14:35.000 He's an opening guy.
00:14:36.000 He came out. 1.00
00:14:37.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00
00:14:37.000 I still listen to Judas Priest. 1.00
00:14:39.000 I don't give a shit. 1.00
00:14:39.000 I could give two shits. 1.00
00:14:41.000 It makes no difference. 0.99
00:14:42.000 I've just...
00:14:43.000 You know, just don't... 0.97
00:14:44.000 I would say, if you're homosexual, just come out! 1.00
00:14:47.000 If you're homosexual, just come out! 1.00
00:14:49.000 Don't lie! 0.99
00:14:49.000 You know what I think, man? 0.99
00:14:50.000 I think the people that care about that, there's less of them and less of them every day. 0.97
00:14:55.000 And I think if we just hang in there, if we just hang in there as a civilization, I think racism, I think people that are homophobic, transsexual-phobic or transphobic, whatever they call it, people who give a fuck what anybody does as long as it doesn't hurt you or other folks, They're going to go away. 0.93
00:15:10.000 They're not going to be around anymore. 0.97
00:15:12.000 I think this is all just a blip in our evolution and our learning.
00:15:16.000 How long do you think?
00:15:17.000 A hundred years.
00:15:18.000 At least with racism.
00:15:20.000 A hundred years, no racism.
00:15:21.000 A hundred years, no homophobia.
00:15:22.000 A hundred years, all of it will be out the window.
00:15:24.000 There'll be like little blips here and there that'll shock the shit out of people.
00:15:27.000 We'll find out. 0.99
00:15:28.000 There's still people that are terrible at raising children.
00:15:31.000 But I think a hundred years is several generations in the future. 0.99
00:15:34.000 That's two, three, four, whatever the fuck. 0.99
00:15:36.000 What's a generation? 0.99
00:15:37.000 What's a technical generation?
00:15:38.000 How many years?
00:15:39.000 75 years.
00:15:40.000 No, but I don't think they consider a generation 75 years.
00:15:43.000 I think it's like a 10 or 20 year period. 0.99
00:15:44.000 Like how long it is before if you're born where you can start fucking and having kids. 0.99
00:15:49.000 Like how long? 0.99
00:15:49.000 I think that's what they think of as a generation. 0.99
00:15:51.000 I don't think it's a full lifespan.
00:15:53.000 Mexico's 16. How dare you?
00:15:57.000 How dare you?
00:15:58.000 How long is a generation?
00:15:59.000 Roughly accepted as the average period between 25 years.
00:16:05.000 It says right here, in general we think of a generation as being 25 years, from the birth of a parent to the birth of a child. 1.00
00:16:12.000 Damn, these hookers are getting pregnant quick. 1.00
00:16:14.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:16:15.000 25 already having kids.
00:16:16.000 Give yourself a chance, girl.
00:16:17.000 I know.
00:16:18.000 Go get a life.
00:16:19.000 Go around.
00:16:20.000 See the world. 1.00
00:16:21.000 I'll watch that shit on 16 Pregnant, though. 1.00
00:16:23.000 You know what I watched the other day that I got obsessed with? 1.00
00:16:26.000 Is that goddamn Addiction. 1.00
00:16:28.000 My Strange Addiction show. 1.00
00:16:29.000 Oh, yeah, that's a good show. 1.00
00:16:30.000 I've watched five of those fuckers in a row. 1.00
00:16:31.000 Did you watch that girl eat the mattresses? 1.00
00:16:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:16:35.000 The bitch snacks on mattresses? 1.00
00:16:37.000 You haven't seen this? 1.00
00:16:38.000 I haven't seen that one. 1.00
00:16:38.000 This bitch snacks on her mattress? 1.00
00:16:40.000 I saw five different ones, though. 1.00
00:16:41.000 And then she ate her entire mattress and went to her mom's.
00:16:45.000 The Mattress Cookie Monster.
00:16:47.000 The Mattress Monster.
00:16:48.000 There was another eating disorder one there, too.
00:16:51.000 They're all eating disorders.
00:16:52.000 There she is.
00:16:52.000 Oh my god!
00:16:53.000 Oh my god, she's eating a mattress. 1.00
00:16:55.000 Look at her out there.
00:16:57.000 Look at the one above it.
00:16:58.000 A face full of mattress.
00:17:01.000 And what is that chick drinking? 1.00
00:17:03.000 Gasoline?
00:17:03.000 Yeah, she's drinking gasoline.
00:17:04.000 What about the girl with the giant titties? 1.00
00:17:06.000 Yeah, with the big ass titties. 1.00
00:17:07.000 She's eating mattresses. 1.00
00:17:08.000 What is it?
00:17:08.000 My addiction to...
00:17:09.000 What is she saying?
00:17:10.000 Women have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery. 1.00
00:17:14.000 Oh, the surgery one's crazy, too.
00:17:16.000 What has she done to herself, Jamie?
00:17:17.000 We need to know.
00:17:19.000 Obviously, she hasn't gotten a boob job. 1.00
00:17:22.000 Oh, I saw a girl the other day that was into eating those dryer sheets. 1.00
00:17:27.000 Oh yeah, I saw that bitch. 1.00
00:17:28.000 And they were too strong, so what she would do, if they were too strong, she would wrap them in toilet paper, fold them up and eat the dryer sheets. 1.00
00:17:35.000 Dude, that one you skip by, the fucking guy, his girlfriend is his car, he makes love to his car. 0.99
00:17:41.000 Do you believe that though, man? 1.00
00:17:43.000 No, they showed him up, fool's like dry hump in the car and shit. 1.00
00:17:45.000 He's got a 98 Monte Carlo, what do you expect? 1.00
00:17:48.000 You would fuck a 98 Monte Carlo, right? 1.00
00:17:51.000 At least he's fucking American. 1.00
00:17:53.000 Did you ever eat paper as a kid? 1.00
00:17:56.000 Every paper?
00:17:57.000 No!
00:17:59.000 What is it? 1.00
00:18:00.000 Oh my god, look at her tits. 1.00
00:18:01.000 38 KKK. She's Ku Klux Klan. 1.00
00:18:03.000 She just wanted to get to K because it's a KKK thing. 0.65
00:18:07.000 Dude, that'd be fun for a night. 0.98
00:18:08.000 Then you wake up next morning and be like, this is fucking weird. 0.99
00:18:10.000 Dude, her implants are 14 pounds. 1.00
00:18:12.000 That would not be fun.
00:18:13.000 Oh, I think you'd be surprised.
00:18:16.000 I think that'd be a hell of a time.
00:18:18.000 Well, if you're scared, I get it.
00:18:20.000 If you're scared, I 100% get it. 1.00
00:18:22.000 She couldn't complain about you putting it in her ass. 1.00
00:18:24.000 That's true. 1.00
00:18:25.000 She's got 14-pound implants. 1.00
00:18:27.000 I mean, she can take some uncomfortable. 0.99
00:18:28.000 Once tits get a certain size, it's a turnoff. 1.00
00:18:31.000 Really? 0.98
00:18:31.000 Yeah, there's a number. 0.98
00:18:32.000 Make it too giant.
00:18:33.000 It's like... 0.75
00:18:34.000 I just see crazy chick. 1.00
00:18:35.000 Digging in her ears? 1.00
00:18:36.000 Crazy chick. 1.00
00:18:37.000 Oh, you're talking like... 0.99
00:18:39.000 12 hours every day she scrapes her ear canal with scissors. 0.60
00:18:42.000 Oh my god.
00:18:43.000 Nail files and other sharp objects until she bleeds. 1.00
00:18:46.000 Whoa.
00:18:48.000 There's a chick who ate soap. 1.00
00:18:52.000 Jesus Christ, that's terrifying. 1.00
00:18:53.000 Damn, I can feel it. 1.00
00:18:54.000 Ooh, digging in her ears. 1.00
00:18:55.000 Could you date a hot ass chick? 1.00
00:18:57.000 Could you put up with it if a chick was eating mattress all the time? 1.00
00:19:00.000 But she's just a fucking smoke show. 1.00
00:19:01.000 But she's eating your mattress when she comes over. 1.00
00:19:03.000 Let her know that you can't do that in front of me. 0.88
00:19:07.000 So she's like, babe, so you watch TV, she goes, I'll be right back.
00:19:11.000 Eat half your mattress.
00:19:12.000 I'll buy her a dope mattress that smells like lavender. 1.00
00:19:16.000 Five ounces a day, this guy was snorting baby powder.
00:19:20.000 How does he stay alive?
00:19:21.000 Well, maybe that's like what everybody has always been snorting everywhere.
00:19:24.000 When they thought they were getting cocaine, they weren't.
00:19:26.000 True, and this guy found a cheaper way.
00:19:27.000 The addiction began one day after, oh, it's a woman, after she spilled baby powder and inhaled it by mistake.
00:19:34.000 Over the last decade, it escalated.
00:19:36.000 She loves the sensation.
00:19:38.000 And now, instead of just sniffing the powder, Jay shoves it up her nostrils 12 times a day.
00:19:44.000 What?
00:19:45.000 What?
00:19:46.000 I mean, what's the side effect of that?
00:19:48.000 Dude, five ounces is a lot of baby powder.
00:19:50.000 It's a lot.
00:19:51.000 A pound is 16 ounces.
00:19:53.000 Okay?
00:19:54.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:19:55.000 This bitch is snorting a third of a pound. 1.00
00:19:58.000 That's insane! 1.00
00:20:00.000 What if she's just doing this to cover up a coke problem? 1.00
00:20:06.000 She's got this problem with the fucking baby powder. 1.00
00:20:10.000 She could always say, if she gets busted with coke, she goes, no, it's baby powder. 1.00
00:20:14.000 I go, fuck you. 1.00
00:20:15.000 And then you just send her a link. 1.00
00:20:16.000 Legit.
00:20:17.000 Click on that link, baby.
00:20:18.000 Strange addiction.
00:20:19.000 There's articles written about me, baby. 1.00
00:20:21.000 It's some weird shit, man. 0.99
00:20:22.000 Is that an ABC show? 0.99
00:20:24.000 Why is it on ABC.com?
00:20:25.000 Oh, it's on the news?
00:20:26.000 What if like every fifth line, it's coke?
00:20:29.000 She just mixes it up.
00:20:30.000 She's just like tricking people. 1.00
00:20:32.000 That girl, she snorts mothballs? 1.00
00:20:35.000 Oh, God.
00:20:36.000 There's so many.
00:20:36.000 Oh, this one, see the one with the glasses?
00:20:39.000 Far left?
00:20:40.000 This is a crazy one.
00:20:40.000 Adult baby?
00:20:40.000 I watched this one the other day.
00:20:41.000 Let me tell you something.
00:20:42.000 Oh, let me see that.
00:20:43.000 She's an adult baby.
00:20:44.000 She's transgender.
00:20:45.000 She was born a boy.
00:20:46.000 Decided she wanted to be a girl.
00:20:49.000 Wears diapers and pajamas.
00:20:51.000 Likes to be a baby.
00:20:52.000 Wears pigtails.
00:20:53.000 How old is she? 0.98
00:20:53.000 And likes to pee her pants. 0.98
00:20:55.000 She loves to pee her pants. 1.00
00:20:56.000 I want to see it. 0.97
00:20:57.000 That's not it.
00:20:57.000 That's not the one.
00:21:12.000 In your life, we've all met someone who is so fucking crazy go. 0.99
00:21:16.000 You know what? 1.00
00:21:17.000 I think it's real Widow eats her husband's ashes. 0.99
00:21:20.000 I've seen that That one's sad.
00:21:23.000 No, that one's sad.
00:21:24.000 That one's super dark.
00:21:25.000 That's dark.
00:21:26.000 Baby feeding.
00:21:27.000 Adult baby feeding. 1.00
00:21:28.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:21:29.000 Click that. 1.00
00:21:30.000 That one of the guy eating rocks.
00:21:32.000 Oh, my God.
00:21:33.000 Look at her baby powder check. 0.90
00:21:35.000 Dude, that's coke.
00:21:36.000 That's coke.
00:21:37.000 No, it's baby powder.
00:21:39.000 That looks like coke.
00:21:40.000 That looks like coke to me.
00:21:42.000 What did she get in her baby powder? 1.00
00:21:43.000 Am I well?
00:21:44.000 He said it for me.
00:21:46.000 It's her baby powder. 1.00
00:21:47.000 This guy's really fucking his car. 1.00
00:21:49.000 He's balls deep in the exhaust. 1.00
00:21:51.000 It's just balls deep.
00:21:52.000 Is that a dude who's in love with real dolls?
00:21:55.000 Let's see that.
00:21:55.000 I want to see that.
00:21:56.000 Can we click on that?
00:21:57.000 Can we click on it?
00:21:58.000 I want to see the real dolls.
00:22:00.000 Oh my god.
00:22:01.000 I think he has a couple, too.
00:22:03.000 It's just a picture?
00:22:04.000 Well, I guarantee you could find it.
00:22:06.000 Is there a video somewhere?
00:22:07.000 Yeah, they're available online.
00:22:09.000 Chugging gasoline? 0.99
00:22:10.000 How the fuck are you alive? 1.00
00:22:12.000 This girl's eating cat food. 1.00
00:22:13.000 Well, that's just protein.
00:22:15.000 The cat food is the least impressive.
00:22:17.000 Yeah, the cat food. 1.00
00:22:18.000 Eating a mattress is next level shit. 1.00
00:22:20.000 Mattress is some shit, and she devoured that thing. 1.00
00:22:23.000 Ugh. 1.00
00:22:24.000 There was another one that was a pro bodybuilder, a woman who's addicted to bodybuilding. 1.00
00:22:28.000 What is she eating?
00:22:28.000 What is she addicted to?
00:22:29.000 What is she doing? 1.00
00:22:30.000 Looking sexy as fuck. 1.00
00:22:33.000 Barf. 1.00
00:22:33.000 She's got little cat turds coming out of her mouth. 1.00
00:22:35.000 She just dropped some things between her titties, man. 1.00
00:22:38.000 Yeah, cat turds. 0.99
00:22:39.000 She's got a whole mouthful of them. 1.00
00:22:41.000 You gonna stick your dick in there? 1.00
00:22:42.000 This is the one, I'm addicted to being an adult baby. 1.00
00:22:45.000 That might be the worst one. 1.00
00:22:46.000 Can we click videos on these bitches? 1.00
00:22:48.000 Urine drinker. 1.00
00:22:49.000 Weird one, man.
00:22:50.000 The baby one was really weird.
00:22:52.000 Because I saw her point on a lot of things.
00:22:56.000 She was talking about how good it must feel to pee into the diaper. 0.99
00:22:59.000 I was like, damn, I bet that does feel good. 0.98
00:23:01.000 She was like, the feeling of release and then the warmth, wetness of the diaper. 0.97
00:23:04.000 I'm not mad at that.
00:23:05.000 Right away.
00:23:06.000 Yeah, I can get that.
00:23:07.000 I can see that.
00:23:07.000 I can feel like you're talking to people and you're just like...
00:23:09.000 Embrace it. 1.00
00:23:10.000 Just fucking... 1.00
00:23:12.000 I take those gorilla piss though, man. 1.00
00:23:14.000 It feels good.
00:23:15.000 It's warm. 0.99
00:23:16.000 It's all over your balls. 0.99
00:23:17.000 Only for about 10 seconds. 1.00
00:23:18.000 And then you start smelling like ammonia.
00:23:20.000 The real doll.
00:23:21.000 Here we go.
00:23:23.000 Okay.
00:23:24.000 He still loves his real doll.
00:23:26.000 What does that mean, still?
00:23:28.000 They got in a fight.
00:23:29.000 Well, there's a whole... 1.00
00:23:33.000 You gotta be a weird fucking dude, man. 1.00
00:23:36.000 She is kind of hot, though. 1.00
00:23:38.000 But he's in full play mode.
00:23:40.000 He pretends that it's a real person.
00:23:42.000 She's out of his league. 0.88
00:23:44.000 Can you imagine, though, if a real woman was so far out of your reach that this was the alternative? 0.99
00:23:51.000 You look behind that guy.
00:23:52.000 Back that up a second.
00:23:53.000 Look behind that guy on the shelf.
00:23:54.000 What is that?
00:23:55.000 Is that all porn? 0.57
00:23:56.000 That's exactly what that is. 0.84
00:23:57.000 Look at that. 0.99
00:23:58.000 Pause that shit right there. 1.00
00:23:59.000 How do you know that's porn? 1.00
00:24:00.000 I guess.
00:24:01.000 Look, they're DVDs. 0.99
00:24:02.000 Who the fuck has DVDs? 0.99
00:24:03.000 It's true. 0.99
00:24:03.000 It's 2015. A massive DVD collection like that? 0.99
00:24:06.000 This fucking dude is jacking it. 1.00
00:24:08.000 Those are DVDs of porn. 1.00
00:24:09.000 That's the only thing that sells in DVDs today.
00:24:11.000 If it wasn't for porn, DVDs would be off the market.
00:24:14.000 They wouldn't even have.
00:24:14.000 They'd be with cassette tapes.
00:24:15.000 I can't believe anyone buys DVDs regardless. 0.99
00:24:16.000 Those bitches would be eight tracks. 1.00
00:24:18.000 There's some people. 0.99
00:24:19.000 People want the art copy.
00:24:19.000 They want...
00:24:20.000 They want Blu-ray, they want HD, they want it to be able to pause the remote, and they don't want the government to know they're downloading it. 0.99
00:24:27.000 Oh, who gives a fuck. 0.98
00:24:28.000 Maybe they got a shitty internet connection, okay? 0.99
00:24:30.000 Maybe they don't want their jacking to be dependent upon their internet connection. 0.87
00:24:33.000 It's true.
00:24:34.000 You know?
00:24:34.000 It's on your phone.
00:24:38.000 That guy's whacking it for sure.
00:24:40.000 Well, he's not. 1.00
00:24:40.000 He's fucking his real doll. 1.00
00:24:43.000 Right? 1.00
00:24:44.000 He must have just got turned down so many times, he's like, fuck this noise. 0.99
00:24:47.000 He might not have even made a swing. 0.99
00:24:50.000 He might not have even ever stepped to the plate.
00:24:52.000 Look at him. 0.99
00:24:53.000 Looks like he swung at some dicks. 0.99
00:24:55.000 Let's be honest here, with that haircut like that. 0.99
00:24:57.000 Hey.
00:24:58.000 They're getting better and better.
00:25:00.000 You know what's hilarious about this show? 0.99
00:25:02.000 Is this fucking counselor guy that has to come in and talk to each person who has an addiction. 0.99
00:25:07.000 Oh, I know. 1.00
00:25:07.000 Whether it's a guy or a gal. 1.00
00:25:09.000 There's different counselors all the time.
00:25:11.000 What is this guy saying?
00:25:12.000 What could he possibly be saying? 1.00
00:25:13.000 You don't think he's like, motherfucker? 1.00
00:25:14.000 No, I know this is fucking weird. 1.00
00:25:16.000 Look at the camera setup. 0.97
00:25:17.000 How low-tech is this show?
00:25:18.000 They got a GoPro behind that dude's right shoulder.
00:25:20.000 I'm serious.
00:25:21.000 They're on TV. Look at that GoPro.
00:25:23.000 That's the video we're watching.
00:25:24.000 We're watching GoPro video. 1.00
00:25:26.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:25:27.000 Look at this dude. 1.00
00:25:29.000 He's in love, though.
00:25:30.000 But they get this counselor that comes in and pretends.
00:25:32.000 She's got a dog collar on. 1.00
00:25:33.000 The guy's a dick. 1.00
00:25:37.000 If he's happy, though, who gives a fuck? 1.00
00:25:39.000 Why are you gonna bring in a counselor? 1.00
00:25:40.000 He looks happy as shit. 0.99
00:25:40.000 Why does he always have to put collars on her? 0.99
00:25:42.000 Yeah, that is weird.
00:25:43.000 He owns those chicks. 1.00
00:25:45.000 He has good taste, though.
00:25:46.000 That's a good dog right there.
00:25:48.000 I think I saw someone.
00:25:49.000 There's a couple, man. 0.99
00:25:50.000 Just back that up real quick, and you see exactly what it looks like when he's fucking it. 0.98
00:25:54.000 Not right there. 0.96
00:25:54.000 Watch when we see him face-to-face. 0.96
00:25:56.000 That looks like a young Rose McGowan. 1.00
00:25:57.000 A little bit, but not real.
00:26:00.000 Watch this.
00:26:00.000 When you see him, like, face to face with it.
00:26:02.000 Yeah, right, that face right there. 1.00
00:26:03.000 That's the fuck face. 1.00
00:26:04.000 Chewing gum. 1.00
00:26:06.000 Chewing gum. 1.00
00:26:07.000 Slinging dick on her. 1.00
00:26:08.000 Slinging dick. 1.00
00:26:09.000 I'm not going to lie, it looks like he's a piece of it. 1.00
00:26:11.000 Humped over, like a letter C. Jumbo shrimp.
00:26:15.000 What do you think the average year is generally in prison where 40, 50, 60 years where you suppress your sexuality so much that you start thinking about dudes?
00:26:27.000 Couple hours.
00:26:28.000 Yeah, I'd give it a day.
00:26:30.000 I'll give it a day. 1.00
00:26:31.000 I'm in there like, you know what, I'm just gonna start sucking some dick. 1.00
00:26:33.000 Did you see the picture of this? 0.99
00:26:34.000 It's a controversial picture that's been going around lately of these two guys that are standing up and they got a belt around this dude's neck and the dude's on his knees and he's got a black eye and they're like making gang signs in front of the camera.
00:26:45.000 I haven't seen it.
00:26:45.000 Sounds awesome.
00:26:47.000 It's pretty crazy, man.
00:26:48.000 See if you can find it, Jamie.
00:26:49.000 How long do you think it is?
00:26:50.000 What is it?
00:26:51.000 Hold on, let me explain it to Jamie.
00:26:53.000 There's two young African-American fellows that are throwing up gang signs, and in front of them is a dude who is on his knees, and he's got a belt around his neck and a black eye.
00:27:05.000 And the dude was doing eight years, I think, for armed robbery or something along those lines. 0.99
00:27:11.000 And, um, apparently they're just beating his ass and making him their dog or whatever the fuck they want to do with him. 0.99
00:27:17.000 Well, this is a picture they took in prison? 1.00
00:27:18.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:19.000 Who the fuck has cameras? 0.99
00:27:20.000 Somebody, like, tweeted it or something. 0.99
00:27:22.000 Yeah, who does have cameras there?
00:27:23.000 They do, man.
00:27:24.000 Like, hold on, hold on, Doug.
00:27:25.000 They have phones.
00:27:26.000 They get phones in there.
00:27:27.000 They get all kinds of drugs in there.
00:27:28.000 That's it.
00:27:29.000 That's the picture.
00:27:29.000 Look at this.
00:27:30.000 Georgia gang launch attack on, what does it say? 1.00
00:27:35.000 God damn. 1.00
00:27:36.000 That's crazy. 1.00
00:27:37.000 Is there a worse job in the world?
00:27:38.000 A gimp in prison? 1.00
00:27:39.000 Mom's furious.
00:27:40.000 Teen men launch gang attack on her son, 18, in a prison cell, then tie a leash around his neck and pose for a Facebook photo despite being behind bars.
00:27:47.000 Wow.
00:27:58.000 Whoa.
00:28:01.000 Oh my god.
00:28:09.000 Look at that picture.
00:28:11.000 Look at that picture.
00:28:13.000 Look at that picture. 1.00
00:28:14.000 Holy shit, that's scary. 1.00
00:28:15.000 Imagine being that guy and that's your life. 1.00
00:28:18.000 Back that up, Jamie.
00:28:19.000 I don't mean to laugh, but could there be a worse scenario?
00:28:21.000 Look at that, man.
00:28:23.000 That is crazy. 1.00
00:28:24.000 That dude's eye is fucked up. 0.99
00:28:26.000 There's embarrassing pics that you don't want on the internet, but that's the worst one. 0.99
00:28:30.000 That's the worst picture of all time if you're that guy.
00:28:32.000 How crazy is that? 0.99
00:28:33.000 I don't have a dick pic out. 0.98
00:28:34.000 And that's a good picture to deter people from committing crime. 0.95
00:28:37.000 Actually, it's a good picture to show that people learn when you put them in jail.
00:28:42.000 They really change.
00:28:43.000 They change their ways.
00:28:45.000 They don't continue gangbanging. 0.99
00:28:46.000 The guy's pulling the trigger at the camera, the other guy's throwing up a gang sign, and he's got a leash around a dude who's got a fucked up face. 0.98
00:28:54.000 You don't know that's a gang sign. 0.98
00:28:56.000 That could be Mork and Mindy.
00:28:57.000 Could be.
00:28:58.000 Could be like Star Trek.
00:29:00.000 Could be Star Trek.
00:29:01.000 Live long and prosper.
00:29:02.000 Yeah.
00:29:03.000 Science. 1.00
00:29:04.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:29:04.000 God, that guy on the bottom is just like, fuck. 1.00
00:29:07.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:29:08.000 That's a crazy way to live. 1.00
00:29:10.000 That's a crazy way to live, man.
00:29:13.000 This poor guy's got to live like that for six hours until the guards come and chase him.
00:29:18.000 And then what happens?
00:29:19.000 Do they put him in solitary?
00:29:21.000 Yeah, he's probably hoping.
00:29:24.000 Yeah.
00:29:24.000 That's the best case scenario for him.
00:29:26.000 If he does, he's going to have to do his whole time in solitary.
00:29:28.000 You thought Andy Dufresne had a bad homeboy. 1.00
00:29:31.000 He's in some shit. 0.99
00:29:32.000 Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption. 1.00
00:29:34.000 He'd fight off the ladyboys. 0.99
00:29:36.000 Wow, powerful strange reference.
00:29:38.000 Yeah, right?
00:29:39.000 All I reference is movies.
00:29:43.000 That's hilarious. 0.99
00:29:45.000 How do you have time to train, watch all these movies, and then know every goddamn fight like an encyclopedia? 0.97
00:29:51.000 Do you watch fights twice or all you need to do is watch them once? 0.98
00:29:54.000 Usually once.
00:29:56.000 Once and you remember. 0.99
00:29:56.000 But you gotta remember, I do those shows for Fight Pass UFC now, so I research a lot of shit. 0.99
00:30:01.000 Okay, okay. 0.96
00:30:02.000 There's a dude. 0.99
00:30:04.000 There's another photo of him with his eye all fucked up. 0.97
00:30:06.000 Look at him on the left. 0.99
00:30:07.000 Good times.
00:30:08.000 Look at him on the right. 1.00
00:30:08.000 Sucking dick. 1.00
00:30:09.000 Getting punched in the eye. 1.00
00:30:11.000 Choked him to sleep, it says.
00:30:12.000 What did he do?
00:30:13.000 Who knows?
00:30:14.000 It says they're gang-related.
00:30:15.000 Aggravated battery, robbery, and theft of a motor vehicle.
00:30:17.000 It says jump by ten people, son. 1.00
00:30:19.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:30:21.000 That's terrifying. 1.00
00:30:22.000 Being in jail and knowing that you're in jail with a bunch of other prisoners and that there's no one watching out for you.
00:30:28.000 No one protecting you.
00:30:29.000 That's the terrifying thing about being in jail. 1.00
00:30:32.000 Do you fight back or do you just like, you know what, fuck it, tear this ass up? 1.00
00:30:35.000 You have to decide whether or not it's worth it. 1.00
00:30:37.000 You could die.
00:30:38.000 And if you don't die, you know, you could be unbelievably injured. 1.00
00:30:43.000 To the point where you're never the same person again, or you could just deal with their shit for eight years and succumb and then get out and never be the same person again. 0.99
00:30:50.000 Because you've been diminished by a bunch of men who've beaten you down. 0.99
00:30:54.000 You'll have PTSD. Would you fight?
00:30:56.000 If there's ten guys, would you fight?
00:30:58.000 Yeah, 100%.
00:30:58.000 You would fight?
00:30:59.000 100%.
00:31:00.000 You know, who knows what happens in your mind if you know you're never getting out of there.
00:31:04.000 I agree.
00:31:05.000 That's a different animal.
00:31:07.000 You've got to think, this is my new world.
00:31:08.000 I have to figure out how I handle this world.
00:31:10.000 They tied you up and you knew it was inevitable.
00:31:12.000 They got you.
00:31:13.000 They got you hog tied and they're ready to go and they asked you.
00:31:15.000 You want to go dry, syrup, or jelly.
00:31:20.000 Or peanut butter.
00:31:21.000 Or your own spit. 0.62
00:31:23.000 Or your own spit. 1.00
00:31:24.000 You could spit on their dicks. 1.00
00:31:25.000 On his hands. 1.00
00:31:26.000 Yes.
00:31:26.000 What do you want?
00:31:27.000 Dry?
00:31:27.000 Dry?
00:31:28.000 What was the other one?
00:31:29.000 Syrup?
00:31:30.000 Jelly?
00:31:30.000 Or your own space?
00:31:31.000 Jelly all day, though.
00:31:32.000 Jelly?
00:31:32.000 Jelly all day.
00:31:33.000 Is it raspberry jelly?
00:31:34.000 Whatever kind of thing. 1.00
00:31:35.000 But it's going to be in your asshole. 1.00
00:31:36.000 It's prison jelly, so it's going to be those little containers, you know what I mean? 1.00
00:31:41.000 I know, but raspberry has those little seeds that lubricate your asshole a little bit, I feel like. 0.99
00:31:45.000 It's kind of fucked up that they take people, like in jail, and they make them be around other people that are also... 1.00
00:31:53.000 Everyone is at their youngest... 0.99
00:31:56.000 Most horniest, which is a lot of violent criminals between the age of 19 and 23. There's been studies done.
00:32:02.000 Brian Callen and I were talking about this on the last podcast that we did from the car, that if you removed all the 19 to 23-year-old males in our society, violent crime would drop by like 90%. 1.00
00:32:15.000 Shit. 0.99
00:32:16.000 Some crazy number. 1.00
00:32:17.000 Who came up with that?
00:32:18.000 They just did studies on the amount of people that commit violent crimes, and when they commit violent crimes, the age for young males.
00:32:24.000 It's very, very high.
00:32:26.000 But they always say in the prison system, you go in with whatever, you know, your bachelors of crime, and you come out with your...
00:32:33.000 Masters.
00:32:34.000 Masters, yeah.
00:32:35.000 They always say that. 1.00
00:32:36.000 Because you're around other criminals who know their shit, man. 1.00
00:32:39.000 It's not like you're going in and you're learning positive shit. 1.00
00:32:41.000 It becomes your culture, too. 0.99
00:32:42.000 Yes.
00:32:43.000 You get out.
00:32:44.000 A lot of guys are habituated. 0.99
00:32:45.000 When they get out, and they're fucked, they don't know how to, like... 0.98
00:32:48.000 Hang out in the regular world. 1.00
00:32:51.000 What a shitty system. 0.99
00:32:53.000 And the fact that someone could do one of those and make money. 0.99
00:32:55.000 And then you find out there's guys like that judge in Pennsylvania that was locking young kids up in juvenile just to get the money.
00:33:03.000 He was getting kickbacks from the prison. 1.00
00:33:05.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:33:06.000 So he was taking kids and railroading them and sending them down river and making money off of them. 1.00
00:33:10.000 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:33:11.000 One kid committed suicide. 1.00
00:33:12.000 His mother was at the trial screaming at the guy.
00:33:15.000 It was dark.
00:33:16.000 Did the guy get put away?
00:33:17.000 Forever.
00:33:17.000 You have to be.
00:33:18.000 Forever.
00:33:19.000 How did they bust him?
00:33:20.000 I don't know.
00:33:21.000 It's a good question. 1.00
00:33:21.000 That is so fucked up, man. 1.00
00:33:23.000 That story bothered me so much, I didn't even want to read into it. 1.00
00:33:25.000 The idea that some guy...
00:33:26.000 That's happening a lot though, isn't it? 0.99
00:33:27.000 The private prisons and all that shit? 0.97
00:33:29.000 Well, that is a specific case when they're talking about juvenile offenders. 0.99
00:33:32.000 This guy was sending juveniles that were innocent to these detention camps.
00:33:37.000 How much was he making?
00:33:38.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:33:39.000 Damn, that's fucked up, man. 1.00
00:33:40.000 He made hundreds of thousands of dollars over a period of time. 1.00
00:33:42.000 And then he went to jail. 1.00
00:33:43.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:33:44.000 They're gonna fuck him up in jail. 1.00
00:33:46.000 He's super screwed. 1.00
00:33:47.000 He's fucked. 1.00
00:33:48.000 The idea that a judge put people in jail for money and now he's in jail, they're gonna fuck that guy up. 1.00
00:33:54.000 That guy might not ever... 0.89
00:33:55.000 He might not make it.
00:33:56.000 He shouldn't.
00:33:57.000 He shouldn't.
00:33:58.000 I agree.
00:33:58.000 I mean, that's karma.
00:33:59.000 That's justice.
00:34:00.000 You ruin kids' lives.
00:34:01.000 You take them and you stuff them in with kids like those guys.
00:34:05.000 And they do something like that to them.
00:34:07.000 And then you have guys like...
00:34:09.000 2,000 lives.
00:34:10.000 2,000. 1.00
00:34:10.000 Look at that fucking devil. 1.00
00:34:12.000 Oh my god. 1.00
00:34:14.000 Created fake look at this this guy went to jail because he created a fake humorous MySpace page about her is her school's vice principal 12 cursed at a another student's mother 17 did nothing at all damn man kids for cash is a documentary Oh my God. 0.95
00:34:33.000 It's called Kids for Cash? 0.95
00:34:35.000 The documentary?
00:34:36.000 Yeah.
00:34:36.000 Or is it on Netflix?
00:34:38.000 I'm sure.
00:34:38.000 I don't know.
00:34:39.000 Oh my God!
00:34:41.000 He made $2.2 million as a finder's fee.
00:34:46.000 As a finder's fee for the construction of a for-profit facility, which housed these so-called delinquents.
00:34:52.000 Oh my God.
00:34:53.000 He sentenced around 3,000 children in a similar manner.
00:34:57.000 Oh my God. 1.00
00:34:58.000 That guy should go to prison and just get ass-raped every morning. 0.99
00:35:01.000 Well, he's doing 28 years, which means he could probably get out in less than that, but most likely he won't make it. 1.00
00:35:06.000 God damn it. 1.00
00:35:07.000 No, he's fucked in there. 1.00
00:35:09.000 My God, what a fucking piece of shit that guy is. 1.00
00:35:12.000 The idea that a human being could do that to a kid, though. 1.00
00:35:14.000 Crazy, huh?
00:35:15.000 It's just terrifying.
00:35:16.000 It's just terrifying.
00:35:18.000 It's just terrifying that someone would have that in their DNA, to have that in their brain, where they could accept that.
00:35:26.000 And then you have guys like, you see that documentary The Jinx on HBO? Holy shit. 0.99
00:35:32.000 You have that guy like Robert Durst, who got away with murder. 1.00
00:35:34.000 He chopped dude's limbs off and his head off.
00:35:37.000 He got busted. 0.82
00:35:37.000 He admitted he killed the guy. 0.82
00:35:39.000 But he says, hey, I had to do that because I accidentally killed him. 0.99
00:35:43.000 I didn't think anybody was gonna believe me, so I thought hmm I better chop off all his limbs and his head and throw them in the river. 0.99
00:35:50.000 Oh my god. 0.99
00:35:51.000 And he got off.
00:35:51.000 That's so crazy.
00:35:53.000 Because he said it was self-defense.
00:35:55.000 It was self-defense, but he didn't call the cops.
00:35:57.000 He just decided nobody was gonna believe him, so he had to chop the dude up and he got away with it. 0.99
00:36:01.000 Goddamn, that's so crazy. 0.98
00:36:03.000 Totally good. 0.99
00:36:03.000 And on top of that when they first arrested him, you saw it right? 0.99
00:36:07.000 Yeah.
00:36:07.000 When they first arrested him, He posted bail and skipped town.
00:36:11.000 So he was a fugitive. 1.00
00:36:13.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:36:14.000 Then they finally catch him. 1.00
00:36:15.000 They catch him shoplifting.
00:36:16.000 And he murdered somebody.
00:36:18.000 They catch him shoplifting.
00:36:19.000 He's a millionaire.
00:36:20.000 He admits he murdered the guy and chopped him up, but he said he did it because he didn't think people were going to believe him because his wife was missing and they think he did it.
00:36:30.000 His neighbor went missing.
00:36:31.000 His wife went missing.
00:36:32.000 That's where it all started.
00:36:33.000 His best friend went missing.
00:36:34.000 His wife went missing.
00:36:35.000 He killed his best friend.
00:36:36.000 His wife went missing.
00:36:38.000 They never found the body.
00:36:39.000 So for 10 years, her family suspected, and they knew he did it because she was always saying, he's going to kill me.
00:36:46.000 He's going to kill me. 1.00
00:36:46.000 He's going to fuck me up. 1.00
00:36:47.000 He's going to kill me. 1.00
00:36:48.000 And then one night she disappeared and he had an alibi.
00:36:51.000 She never showed up or she came and I dropped her off at the train.
00:36:53.000 I don't know where she went.
00:36:54.000 We were having a lot of trouble.
00:36:55.000 So maybe she just left me.
00:36:57.000 People just leave.
00:36:59.000 So they never found the body.
00:37:01.000 So they just let it go.
00:37:02.000 And he's an heir of like a gazillion who owns skyscrapers in New York.
00:37:08.000 He had a lot of power, a lot of money.
00:37:10.000 And he got away with making his wife disappear.
00:37:12.000 They still haven't found the body.
00:37:13.000 They think there's another case, too.
00:37:15.000 From a health food store in Vermont, there was a girl who was working in that town.
00:37:20.000 A young girl disappeared.
00:37:21.000 That's another one?
00:37:22.000 They didn't talk about that in the documentary?
00:37:24.000 They didn't, but it came out after.
00:37:25.000 This is a new one.
00:37:26.000 They're connected to him.
00:37:27.000 Whoa.
00:37:28.000 Yeah, that might have been the first one he killed.
00:37:30.000 That was one of the greatest documentaries I've ever seen.
00:37:32.000 The last one's insane.
00:37:33.000 When he goes to the bathroom, he's all, way to go. 1.00
00:37:35.000 Like, talking to himself like an asshole. 1.00
00:37:37.000 Yeah, he got busted. 1.00
00:37:37.000 He's like, did I kill him? 1.00
00:37:38.000 Of course. 0.96
00:37:39.000 Of course they killed him. 0.74
00:37:39.000 They got me. 0.74
00:37:40.000 Of course.
00:37:41.000 He doesn't realize the mic is still in the bathroom.
00:37:43.000 He's going to the bathroom.
00:37:44.000 Talking to himself, confessing.
00:37:46.000 Because they busted him.
00:37:47.000 Jesus Christ.
00:37:49.000 They're saying that's not enough evidence, though.
00:37:51.000 His lawyer's like, dude, if you think that's enough evidence, we can go try right now. 0.99
00:37:56.000 I'm going to shit all over your story. 0.98
00:37:58.000 Is that what they're saying? 0.99
00:37:59.000 But what about the letter that the killer wrote to the police department?
00:38:03.000 It's his writing.
00:38:04.000 Dude, that was great.
00:38:05.000 Have you seen it?
00:38:05.000 You never see a guy go...
00:38:09.000 Like, you know, in true romance, when they talk about pantomimes, when people lie, if you ask them a question direct and they lie, if they're lying, there's like things they do.
00:38:17.000 They scratch their head or there's like a tick when they answer.
00:38:20.000 There's something.
00:38:21.000 Girls have like 13 things they do. 1.00
00:38:23.000 Guys have nine.
00:38:23.000 Something like that.
00:38:25.000 And that's what people like detectives, that's what they look for.
00:38:30.000 That's what they keep asking questions.
00:38:31.000 And they just have a camera on your face.
00:38:32.000 They review the camera.
00:38:33.000 That's how they see if you're lying.
00:38:35.000 You're twitches.
00:38:37.000 And man, when they said, is this your writing?
00:38:39.000 He goes, yes, that's my writing.
00:38:41.000 He goes, boom, boom.
00:38:43.000 His face goes, he goes like this.
00:38:46.000 No, he started gagging.
00:38:47.000 They're like, is this your writing?
00:38:49.000 He goes, he goes, he starts burping.
00:38:51.000 He's like, oh God.
00:38:53.000 And he does this too.
00:38:54.000 This is the ultimate.
00:38:55.000 Usually what they look for is like, what were you last night?
00:38:59.000 Well, I was, you know, and I was... 0.99
00:39:04.000 I don't know what the fuck. 0.98
00:39:06.000 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:39:07.000 You're doing all these things.
00:39:07.000 He went like this.
00:39:08.000 He went like this.
00:39:13.000 And then the gulp.
00:39:16.000 And then the burping.
00:39:17.000 And when he's in the bathroom saying, why did you burp the burping?
00:39:20.000 He's like, it's so obvious.
00:39:22.000 Oh my god, that's so crazy.
00:39:24.000 Well, he had the pressure of lying that long.
00:39:26.000 Must be overwhelming.
00:39:28.000 He must have been a smart dude because...
00:39:30.000 So many investigators came after me at the same story over and over. 0.96
00:39:34.000 But the thing that fucked them is the way he spelled Beverly, Beverly Hills. 0.91
00:39:38.000 He spelled it with an extra E. So the killer killed a lady and sent a letter, said the cadaver's here with the address, and he spelled Beverly with an extra E. What? 0.99
00:39:49.000 Well, the reason why he killed the chick...
00:39:51.000 It was all about his wife. 0.96
00:39:53.000 He made his wife disappear.
00:39:54.000 So for 10 years, he got away with it.
00:39:56.000 But he had a really...
00:39:57.000 His best friend was some chick who was the daughter of a big mob boss. 0.99
00:40:01.000 So he was really connected with the mob.
00:40:03.000 So that was the only chick who knew.
00:40:04.000 She was his publicist during the 10 years when people were accusing him.
00:40:07.000 They ended up dropping the case.
00:40:08.000 They could never find a body.
00:40:09.000 So she knew. 0.99
00:40:10.000 She ended up moving to fucking L.A. She was a writer. 1.00
00:40:13.000 They still kept in touch. 0.99
00:40:15.000 But...
00:40:16.000 The wife who was missing, her family would always tell the investigators, go interview that chick sharing something.
00:40:23.000 Go interview that chick. 1.00
00:40:24.000 That chick knows. 1.00
00:40:25.000 Go question her. 1.00
00:40:26.000 And then when they were finally going to do it 10, 15 years later, they were going to reopen it and go question that chick.
00:40:33.000 He's in New York.
00:40:34.000 She's dead.
00:40:36.000 She gets blown away.
00:40:37.000 And it just so happens he flew to California like that day before.
00:40:41.000 But he was in Northern California.
00:40:43.000 He goes, I was in Northern California.
00:40:44.000 And they track him driving down.
00:40:47.000 It's so weird, man.
00:40:49.000 He goes, I was in California.
00:40:50.000 He goes, but you can't put me in L.A. Why is he going to kill people all the time?
00:40:54.000 He has a great line there.
00:40:55.000 She's like, well, what are you doing in California?
00:40:56.000 California's a big state.
00:40:58.000 Yes.
00:40:58.000 Oh, my God.
00:40:59.000 Oh, but the thing is, it all stems from, I guess his dad, he had like four or five brothers and sisters, and his mom committed suicide, jumped off the top of the house.
00:41:09.000 But the dad goes, your mom's about to do something.
00:41:12.000 Only wakes him up, brings him to the window, like, look at your mom.
00:41:15.000 The mom commits suicide, jumps off. 0.57
00:41:16.000 Oh! 0.60
00:41:17.000 Dark! 0.99
00:41:18.000 Right in front of him.
00:41:19.000 He said, your mom's about to do something, so he wants him to watch?
00:41:22.000 He's the only kid he wakes up, grabs him, and goes, check out your mom out there.
00:41:27.000 And he's like, what?
00:41:28.000 He wanted his son to see what his mom was doing.
00:41:32.000 That's what he said.
00:41:33.000 But all his defense was always about, feel sorry for me.
00:41:38.000 I felt sorry for him.
00:41:40.000 That's what he said.
00:41:41.000 It did create a monster.
00:41:44.000 What if his dad killed his mom in front of him?
00:41:47.000 What it was is he got rid of his wife.
00:41:50.000 So the only reason he murdered that chick was because she was going to start talking 10-15 years later. 0.99
00:41:55.000 So he had to kill her. 0.83
00:41:56.000 What about the neighbor? 0.99
00:41:57.000 So he killed her. 0.52
00:41:57.000 The neighbor, because then he kills her, and then he disappears and dresses up like a chick and rents a house in Arizona or Texas. 0.52
00:42:05.000 Fakes like a mute chick in Texas. 0.92
00:42:07.000 So then no one talks to him. 0.99
00:42:08.000 He's like an old lady. 1.00
00:42:09.000 So after he kills her, he's in Texas hiding out.
00:42:12.000 And he had this neighbor that eventually he started talking to after a while.
00:42:17.000 And then he ended up telling him who he was. 0.95
00:42:20.000 And then he had to kill him too because he knew. 0.98
00:42:22.000 Like it was just really obvious. 1.00
00:42:23.000 He looks like shit too. 1.00
00:42:25.000 How's he killing everyone? 1.00
00:42:27.000 He was killing him.
00:42:27.000 How's he getting away with this?
00:42:28.000 He looks like a piece of shit. 1.00
00:42:30.000 He looks like Mr. Burns, bro. 1.00
00:42:32.000 He looks like Mr. Burns just fucking shooting him. 0.99
00:42:35.000 How's he killing anybody? 1.00
00:42:36.000 Well, he's chopping bitches up, too. 1.00
00:42:38.000 And then check this out. 0.99
00:42:39.000 That would take forever.
00:42:41.000 So the neighbor that he told every...
00:42:43.000 His wife disappeared.
00:42:45.000 Look at him.
00:42:45.000 Looks great.
00:42:46.000 That guy.
00:42:46.000 That guy's beautiful.
00:42:47.000 Great skin. 1.00
00:42:48.000 And so he has to kill his neighbor in Texas because he knows everything. 1.00
00:42:51.000 So he chops off his arms, his legs, and his head. 1.00
00:42:55.000 He puts them in plastic bags. 0.96
00:42:57.000 He throws them in the leg.
00:42:58.000 The next morning he comes to see if they floated up, and they floated up.
00:43:01.000 So he's like... 0.99
00:43:02.000 Fuck, all these body parts right there. 1.00
00:43:04.000 So he says, fuck it. 1.00
00:43:05.000 He grabs the head, because he shot him in the head, and disappeared with that. 1.00
00:43:08.000 They never found the head.
00:43:09.000 They found the body, obviously.
00:43:11.000 They checked the fingerprints.
00:43:11.000 They went to the guy's house.
00:43:13.000 They started interviewing the landlord and the neighbor.
00:43:16.000 They go, who lives here?
00:43:17.000 They go, some mute old lady. 1.00
00:43:18.000 Then they figured out, oh shit, this is the dude that fucking did it. 1.00
00:43:22.000 He gets busted. 1.00
00:43:23.000 He gets arrested.
00:43:24.000 Post bail, disappears.
00:43:26.000 They catch him shoplifting a sandwich like a week later.
00:43:29.000 So then he goes to trial.
00:43:31.000 He goes to trial, but he was wanted for the murder for that lady in California and still his wife, but Texas said, we're going to try him here.
00:43:38.000 We got him.
00:43:38.000 Open and shut.
00:43:39.000 He's done.
00:43:40.000 He was done, dude.
00:43:42.000 There was no way he was going to get out of it.
00:43:44.000 Don't say anymore. 1.00
00:43:44.000 I want to watch this fucking thing. 1.00
00:43:45.000 Don't say anymore. 1.00
00:43:46.000 I think you've already spoiled it.
00:43:48.000 No, but it's not.
00:43:49.000 Literally every detail.
00:43:50.000 But it isn't about that.
00:43:51.000 It's not about that.
00:43:52.000 They tell you all that, right?
00:43:53.000 We've done this whole story on the podcast several times, though.
00:43:56.000 We have, right?
00:43:57.000 The jinx?
00:43:57.000 Who was it that talked about it?
00:43:58.000 Thomas.
00:43:59.000 Tom Segura.
00:43:59.000 Tom Segura told the whole story.
00:44:02.000 Not as with enthusiasm as Eddie Bravo.
00:44:06.000 Tom Segura was pretty enthusiastic.
00:44:08.000 Eddie is on it.
00:44:10.000 I feel like you've seen it multiple times, so you'll be honest.
00:44:12.000 I saw it once.
00:44:12.000 Because there's six parts.
00:44:13.000 There's six parts.
00:44:14.000 Six hours?
00:44:15.000 Six hours straight.
00:44:16.000 It is six hours.
00:44:16.000 Good series.
00:44:17.000 Just go to the last part. 0.99
00:44:18.000 Dude, HBO fucking rules that. 0.98
00:44:19.000 HBO Go. 1.00
00:44:20.000 HBO Go, get the fuck. 1.00
00:44:21.000 You just go pimp. 1.00
00:44:22.000 I agree. 0.91
00:44:23.000 You know what?
00:44:24.000 I'm not a big fan of old music at all. 0.97
00:44:26.000 Frank Sinatra was like, I don't give a fuck about Frank Sinatra. 0.93
00:44:29.000 I watched that. 0.98
00:44:30.000 Did you watch that documentary? 1.00
00:44:31.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:44:31.000 I'm a big Frank Sinatra fan now. 1.00
00:44:34.000 I almost wore a fucking hat here because of Frank. 0.98
00:44:36.000 His story? 1.00
00:44:37.000 It's fucking dope. 1.00
00:44:38.000 Goddamn. 1.00
00:44:39.000 Damn, he was huge. 1.00
00:44:41.000 He got huge really quick, like in the 40s, and was massive. 1.00
00:44:45.000 Left his wife and two kids.
00:44:47.000 Real ladies, man. 1.00
00:44:48.000 And married Ava Gardner, like the Angelina Jolie at the time. 1.00
00:44:52.000 As soon as he married her, his career went the Shit! 1.00
00:44:55.000 The labels dropped him. 1.00
00:44:57.000 The movies, no one wanted to do movies with him.
00:44:59.000 Why?
00:45:00.000 Because he got divorced?
00:45:00.000 No, because it was just a new time.
00:45:02.000 Elvis came in and it was a new time.
00:45:03.000 He was a drunk, too. 1.00
00:45:04.000 He was fucking up. 1.00
00:45:05.000 He was fucking everything. 1.00
00:45:08.000 He was just a wild motherfucker. 1.00
00:45:10.000 Self-sabotage a little bit. 1.00
00:45:11.000 In the early 50s, he was washed up, dude.
00:45:14.000 He was done. 0.99
00:45:15.000 Ava Gardner's trying to fucking get away from him. 1.00
00:45:18.000 She's a dime piece. 0.99
00:45:19.000 She's doing movies in Europe, trying to get away from her, and he's on planes, stalking her and going after her.
00:45:24.000 And she loved him, but she was done with him.
00:45:27.000 And so, he was rock bottom, and he read this script from Here to Eternity.
00:45:32.000 I don't know how he got the script, but there was a part in From Here to Eternity that he thought he could play and nail, and he begged the studio, please give me one more chance.
00:45:40.000 I could do this.
00:45:41.000 And they didn't want to do it, so Ava Gardner puts the call in and says, just give him a shot. 0.92
00:45:46.000 For three grand.
00:45:47.000 He did.
00:45:47.000 For three grand.
00:45:48.000 So he did it.
00:45:49.000 Dude, and while he was making the movie, everybody knew that the movie was going to be big and that Frank Sinatra was going to make a big comeback.
00:45:54.000 So with that heat, Capitol Records signed him and gave him another chance.
00:45:58.000 So the movie comes out. 1.00
00:45:59.000 He wins the fucking Oscar. 1.00
00:46:01.000 And his new album that came out fucking blew up. 1.00
00:46:04.000 So now he's a hundred times bigger than he's ever been. 1.00
00:46:07.000 He's a monster. 0.97
00:46:09.000 Starts his own record company. 0.99
00:46:10.000 Starts his own movie company.
00:46:12.000 Man, his...
00:46:13.000 Don't tell anymore.
00:46:13.000 I'll watch that too.
00:46:14.000 His story is incredible.
00:46:15.000 He just told you everything again.
00:46:16.000 Jesus.
00:46:17.000 He just told you everything again.
00:46:18.000 Spoiler alert.
00:46:18.000 Bravo.
00:46:18.000 Dude, Frankson...
00:46:19.000 Did you see Going Clear?
00:46:21.000 Scientology?
00:46:22.000 Jesus Christ.
00:46:23.000 Yes.
00:46:23.000 Yes, the Scientology one.
00:46:24.000 Did you see Going Clear?
00:46:24.000 Scientology?
00:46:25.000 No, but I read some of the book. 1.00
00:46:26.000 That shit is insane. 1.00
00:46:28.000 It's amazing. 1.00
00:46:28.000 I'm talking about that. 1.00
00:46:29.000 I don't want to get followed in shit. 0.98
00:46:31.000 No, I'm sorry. 0.99
00:46:32.000 No, I converted.
00:46:33.000 I watched that and I converted. 0.95
00:46:34.000 Hey, dude, Christianity is way crazier than Scientology. 0.99
00:46:38.000 Oh, I did so fucking agree. 1.00
00:46:39.000 Come on! 0.98
00:46:40.000 A bearded guy up in the clouds?
00:46:42.000 Or an alien that takes you out of a volcano?
00:46:45.000 Yeah.
00:46:46.000 What?
00:46:47.000 What's worse? 1.00
00:46:48.000 What's worse is the guy who was obviously mentally ill created this religion. 0.99
00:46:54.000 Obviously. 0.98
00:46:55.000 I think he was brilliant.
00:46:58.000 There he goes.
00:46:59.000 You know he wrote more books than anybody ever?
00:47:02.000 Yeah.
00:47:02.000 He published more books than anybody.
00:47:04.000 They're so bad, you could write them in a day.
00:47:08.000 Yes.
00:47:08.000 That's why.
00:47:09.000 Have you ever read Battlefield Earth?
00:47:10.000 Absolutely not.
00:47:11.000 LRH. Battlefield Earth.
00:47:12.000 Don't say that about LRH. Battlefield Earth.
00:47:16.000 If you watch the movie, it's a fucking amazingly bad movie. 0.97
00:47:20.000 It's a movie with John Travolta and Forrest Whitaker. 0.99
00:47:23.000 Forrest Whitaker plays a giant alien, John Travolta.
00:47:26.000 It's so bad.
00:47:27.000 They said it's the worst movie ever, right?
00:47:28.000 Mmm, it's up there.
00:47:29.000 That's what I've heard.
00:47:30.000 It seems like a sketch on Saturday Night Live, like a parody of a really bad science fiction film.
00:47:35.000 This is it.
00:47:36.000 It's so bad.
00:47:37.000 John Travolta defends it?
00:47:39.000 How dare he? 1.00
00:47:40.000 And this is all based on an L. Ron Hubbard book about, you know, alien invaders and stupid shit. 1.00
00:47:46.000 Dude, they were saying Travolta wants to get out, but they have too much dirt on him. 1.00
00:47:50.000 Um, who says that?
00:47:52.000 This documentary?
00:47:53.000 You can't get out now, son.
00:47:55.000 It's too late.
00:47:57.000 That's what they do, man. 1.00
00:47:58.000 They get you to confess all your shit, and they record it. 1.00
00:48:02.000 That's what they do. 1.00
00:48:03.000 That's how they get you.
00:48:04.000 Tom Cruise is balls deep in it, though.
00:48:07.000 Allegedly.
00:48:08.000 It's also a gang.
00:48:09.000 It's a cult.
00:48:10.000 You know what?
00:48:11.000 If I had to pick a religion to be totally 100% devoted to, it would be Scientology. 1.00
00:48:19.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:48:20.000 It would be. 1.00
00:48:21.000 Well, they have a lot of the things you like.
00:48:23.000 Did you know what they did?
00:48:23.000 Aliens.
00:48:24.000 No, no, but you know what?
00:48:26.000 They made the IRS make them...
00:48:30.000 They went after the IRS. All the Scientologists got together because the IRS was going to bury them for billions and billions of dollars from back taxes.
00:48:38.000 They weren't paying taxes because they were saying, hey, we're a religion. 1.00
00:48:40.000 Fuck you guys. 1.00
00:48:41.000 We're a religion just like all your other religions. 1.00
00:48:43.000 So the IRS said, you are not a fucking religion. 1.00
00:48:45.000 This is not a religion. 1.00
00:48:46.000 You owe $5 billion in taxes.
00:48:47.000 So what they decided to do is they filed each one of them, all the Scientologists, all filed lawsuits against the IRS and went after different people individually.
00:48:57.000 So they flooded them. 0.99
00:48:58.000 So they're like, oh shit, how do we make this shit go away? 1.00
00:49:01.000 Just make us a religion. 1.00
00:49:02.000 And they go, fuck Oh, really? 1.00
00:49:23.000 See if you see Scientology response going clear. 1.00
00:49:26.000 I'm sure there's two sides to every story.
00:49:29.000 I just want to make it really clear.
00:49:30.000 If I had to pick a religion, I would pick Scientology.
00:49:33.000 That's all I'm going to say. 1.00
00:49:34.000 You're crazy. 1.00
00:49:36.000 They're fucking badass. 1.00
00:49:37.000 Tom Cruise, come on. 0.99
00:49:38.000 Great documentary, though.
00:49:39.000 Seems like it's a good one to be in show business.
00:49:41.000 Yes.
00:49:42.000 Right?
00:49:43.000 You get to hang out with Tom Cruise and John Travolta, dude from 70's show, the guy with the fro.
00:49:49.000 Jenna Elfman. 1.00
00:49:50.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:49:51.000 There's a lot of who else is in it. 1.00
00:49:52.000 They party hard.
00:49:52.000 Darma and Greg.
00:49:53.000 They party hard?
00:49:54.000 I thought they don't even drink.
00:49:56.000 I thought they don't drink.
00:49:57.000 Ooh, I didn't know that.
00:49:58.000 Is that true?
00:49:59.000 I heard they have savage parties with sex parties. 0.92
00:50:03.000 You know what? 0.98
00:50:04.000 I'm not even thinking about Mormons.
00:50:06.000 Yeah, I might have made that up.
00:50:07.000 I might be confused.
00:50:08.000 Getting my cults mixed up.
00:50:09.000 I know.
00:50:10.000 It's tough.
00:50:11.000 They're all cults.
00:50:15.000 I'm eating. 1.00
00:50:16.000 Let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00
00:50:17.000 Let's do it. 1.00
00:50:18.000 Let's do it.
00:50:18.000 We just did a four-hour podcast.
00:50:20.000 I'm proud of you.
00:50:21.000 Something close to it, right?
00:50:22.000 I'm proud of you, too.
00:50:23.000 You guys showed awesome stamina. 0.99
00:50:25.000 Damn! 0.99
00:50:25.000 We got cardio. 0.99
00:50:26.000 To wrap this up, Mirko Krokop is a bad motherfucker. 1.00
00:50:29.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
00:50:31.000 Mirko Krokop, respect.
00:50:32.000 That's one of the greatest fights of all time right there.
00:50:34.000 That was impressive.
00:50:35.000 That's intense, Eddie.
00:50:36.000 That was one of the greatest fights.
00:50:37.000 Come on. 1.00
00:50:39.000 Rematch, he's getting his ass kicked. 1.00
00:50:41.000 We gave up on him. 1.00
00:50:41.000 It was over. 1.00
00:50:42.000 It was fucking over. 0.99
00:50:43.000 He mounted him twice! 0.99
00:50:45.000 I agree. 1.00
00:50:46.000 He's beating that ass. 1.00
00:50:46.000 He now mounted him twice. 1.00
00:50:49.000 Cut him open?
00:50:49.000 I think, in hindsight, he should have went for that arm more diligently and made...
00:50:54.000 He should have finished him from the mound.
00:50:56.000 When you get to the mound, you don't camp on the mound and you finish the fight.
00:51:00.000 The quickest way to finish the fight...
00:51:01.000 You have endurance issues.
00:51:02.000 Yeah, because it happens a lot.
00:51:04.000 It happens a lot.
00:51:05.000 More than you think.
00:51:05.000 A guy will mount a guy, and then the next round, he gets knocked out.
00:51:08.000 What's next for Cro Cop before we end?
00:51:10.000 I don't know, man, but that's a big win.
00:51:12.000 I think that's a good retirement plan.
00:51:13.000 What if he just goes on a revenge tour? 0.99
00:51:15.000 He's like, I want to kill Brendan. 0.98
00:51:17.000 What if he did that? 0.93
00:51:18.000 He said he was going to go back to the gym.
00:51:20.000 Didn't you hear him?
00:51:21.000 In two weeks.
00:51:22.000 Yeah, he said he should take some time off.
00:51:24.000 He should take some time off.
00:51:24.000 I don't know.
00:51:24.000 He should take some time off.
00:51:25.000 Yeah, he did.
00:51:27.000 He took some hits in the face.
00:51:28.000 If he decides to go out on that high note...
00:51:32.000 I ain't gonna hate him, right?
00:51:34.000 I hope he does.
00:51:35.000 Right?
00:51:36.000 Why not?
00:51:36.000 I don't want to see him keep fighting until he loses.
00:51:38.000 That's a great fight to go out on.
00:51:39.000 Hell yeah.
00:51:41.000 That's the end of a movie.
00:51:42.000 That's an all-time great ending.
00:51:44.000 Yeah.
00:51:44.000 It's like a Clint Eastwood movie.
00:51:46.000 Yep.
00:51:46.000 And then boom, the credits roll right there.
00:51:48.000 Fuck yeah. 0.99
00:51:49.000 It's not gonna happen that way, but yeah, I like it. 1.00
00:51:54.000 The crazy thing is we had totally given up on him. 0.91
00:51:56.000 You know, when he was getting mounted and he was getting beat up, we're like, God damn, Gonzaga, his jujitsu's too good. 0.96
00:52:01.000 You know the name of the documentary? 0.98
00:52:02.000 We were saying it's gonna win him out.
00:52:03.000 The name of the movie is Good Cop, Crow Cop.
00:52:06.000 I'm not mad at that.
00:52:07.000 Alright?
00:52:08.000 I'm just throwing that out there.
00:52:09.000 Another documentary.
00:52:11.000 No.
00:52:15.000 Come on! 0.61
00:52:16.000 Give it up. 1.00
00:52:17.000 How good are these fucking pro bars? 0.99
00:52:21.000 We don't even sell these things. 0.99
00:52:23.000 We gotta start selling them. 0.97
00:52:25.000 They're so fucking good. 0.98
00:52:26.000 I tell people not to eat on camera. 0.99
00:52:28.000 Wasn't he a policeman?
00:52:29.000 He was a policeman.
00:52:30.000 Oh, that's right.
00:52:30.000 That's why they call him Croatian cop.
00:52:33.000 Well, he's in the anti-terrorist squad.
00:52:36.000 Anti-terrorism team, yeah.
00:52:37.000 In Croatia.
00:52:38.000 And he's on the government now.
00:52:41.000 Still?
00:52:42.000 Pretty sure. 0.99
00:52:44.000 How the fuck does he train? 1.00
00:52:46.000 I think you just kick shit nonstop. 1.00
00:52:48.000 Just like Iron Sheik, baby. 1.00
00:52:50.000 In a suit.
00:52:50.000 Iron Sheik.
00:52:52.000 Iron Sheik documentary is amazing.
00:52:54.000 Don't miss that one.
00:52:55.000 I'm going to watch that.
00:52:55.000 That's on Netflix.
00:52:56.000 Alright, so.
00:52:57.000 Iron Sheik documentary.
00:52:59.000 The Jinx.
00:53:00.000 The Jinx.
00:53:01.000 On HBO. Going Clear.
00:53:02.000 HBO. What was the other one?
00:53:04.000 Lady Valor.
00:53:05.000 Frankie Sinatra.
00:53:05.000 Frank Sinatra Part 1 and 2. Lady Valor is a documentary?
00:53:08.000 Yeah.
00:53:08.000 What's that about?
00:53:09.000 That's the Navy Seal.
00:53:10.000 The Navy Seal turns transsexual. 0.97
00:53:12.000 You know one thing?
00:53:13.000 You guys making documentaries out there. 0.96
00:53:15.000 I fucking love documentaries. 0.92
00:53:16.000 Joe loves them. 0.99
00:53:17.000 Everybody loves documentaries.
00:53:19.000 The title has to tell you what the documentary is about.
00:53:21.000 Don't get all artsy.
00:53:22.000 Because I don't have time to go.
00:53:24.000 I'm just flipping through documentaries, man.
00:53:26.000 And I'm like, that could be great.
00:53:27.000 I don't know what it's about, but I don't have time.
00:53:29.000 That looks great.
00:53:30.000 I don't have time to go to the info.
00:53:32.000 It's got to tell you right there what it's about.
00:53:34.000 I mean, Lady Valor's pretty cut and dry. 1.00
00:53:36.000 I went past that a couple times. 1.00
00:53:38.000 You fucked up, son. 1.00
00:53:39.000 You fucked up. 1.00
00:53:40.000 You fucked up. 1.00
00:53:41.000 Lady Valor. 1.00
00:53:44.000 It's dope, man.
00:53:45.000 I'm going to watch it.
00:53:46.000 The weed documentaries.
00:53:47.000 You know it's a weed documentary.
00:53:49.000 The culture high.
00:53:49.000 Culture high, yeah.
00:53:50.000 You know it's a high business.
00:53:52.000 What is that other one?
00:53:54.000 Something business?
00:53:55.000 I don't know.
00:53:56.000 Weed business?
00:53:57.000 Yeah, in those, yeah.
00:54:00.000 For some reason, the weed documentaries, you know it's a weed documentary. 0.99
00:54:02.000 Yeah, there's always like a big ass... 0.98
00:54:03.000 Well, the union was a little weird. 0.99
00:54:05.000 It had a big leaf, though.
00:54:07.000 Yeah, you can always tell.
00:54:08.000 The leaf.
00:54:08.000 There's got to be something.
00:54:09.000 Don't get all crazy with the leaf.
00:54:10.000 Is there a more recognizable symbol that a company didn't create than the leaf?
00:54:15.000 Yeah.
00:54:15.000 That a company didn't create?
00:54:17.000 The pot leaf is not like Coca-Cola.
00:54:19.000 Anybody could use the pot leaf.
00:54:21.000 Yeah.
00:54:21.000 But is there a more recognizable symbol that the government or a company didn't create?
00:54:26.000 How about that upside down pot leaf that Todd McCormick uses?
00:54:32.000 You notice that?
00:54:32.000 He does the leaf one, the regular one, he does it upside down like that.
00:54:36.000 It's pretty damn cool.
00:54:37.000 It looks cool upside down.
00:54:39.000 It's like upside down cross.
00:54:40.000 It's cool.
00:54:41.000 It's still a pot leaf.
00:54:42.000 You can't mistake it.
00:54:44.000 I can't think of anything more famous than a pot leaf.
00:54:45.000 I can't think of another iconic shape of a leaf.
00:54:48.000 You ever gonna smoke weed, Brendan?
00:54:50.000 I don't smoke.
00:54:51.000 I'm just worried about my lungs, man.
00:54:53.000 What if you found out that it's good for your lungs?
00:54:55.000 What if you did? 0.99
00:54:57.000 What if there was some evidence that you could read and said, oh shit, it actually cleans your lungs? 1.00
00:55:01.000 You just fucked up and went into a dark hole of Eddie Bravo talking to you about pot. 1.00
00:55:05.000 I'm just curious. 1.00
00:55:06.000 You don't even understand what you're about to experience. 0.99
00:55:08.000 Well, no, but I'll kill it right here. 0.96
00:55:09.000 If the UFC sanctions it, yeah, I'll be able to. 0.98
00:55:11.000 Oh, that's right.
00:55:12.000 That's right.
00:55:12.000 You're a UFC. One day it'll be legal.
00:55:15.000 I think the NFL's going to sanction it before the UFC. Really?
00:55:19.000 Yes.
00:55:19.000 You think so?
00:55:20.000 Yep, for head trauma.
00:55:21.000 It helps head trauma.
00:55:21.000 They're going to allow weed smoking.
00:55:24.000 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:55:25.000 Because they see the benefits from these concussed dudes. 1.00
00:55:28.000 All right, let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00
00:55:29.000 Eddie Bravo on Twitter. 1.00
00:55:30.000 Brendan Schaub on Twitter.
00:55:32.000 Joe Rogan on Twitter.
00:55:33.000 Eddie, anything to tell people where to go?
00:55:37.000 10thplanetjj.com.
00:55:38.000 Holla.
00:55:39.000 Fighter and the Kid podcast.
00:55:40.000 The Eddie Bravo radio podcast. 1.00
00:55:43.000 That's it, bitches. 1.00
00:55:44.000 Thank you for everybody that tuned in. 0.99
00:55:47.000 Hope you guys enjoyed it.
00:55:47.000 We always love doing these.
00:55:48.000 They're a lot of fun.
00:55:49.000 So that's it. 1.00
00:55:50.000 See you fuckers later. 1.00
00:55:51.000 Bye. 1.00
00:55:52.000 Bye.