The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - August 27, 2016

00:00:00.000 Woo-wee! 1.00

00:00:01.000 Hey, everybody.

00:00:03.000 It's Fight Companion.

00:00:07.000 If you've never heard one of these podcasts before, it's supposed to be us watching the fights.

00:00:11.000 We're definitely going to watch the fights because Jim Miller is right about to fight Joe Lozon.

00:00:16.000 Holla! 1.00

00:00:17.000 Oh, shit!

00:00:18.000 But we're also intoxicated.

00:00:22.000 And we will be talking shit about completely unrelated subjects.

00:00:27.000 So don't totally expect- People get mad.

00:00:29.000 Where's the fight breakdown, bro?

00:00:31.000 Where's the analysis?

00:00:32.000 Doesn't always happen, folks.

00:00:34.000 Disclaimer, bitch. 1.00

00:00:35.000 Disclaimer.

00:00:36.000 We don't have a producer.

00:00:38.000 This is as close.

00:00:40.000 I mean, we have Jamie, but we don't have an executive that's telling us how the show goes, so we just talk.

00:00:47.000 But the fight is going to be awesome, for sure.

00:00:49.000 It's a rematch.

00:00:50.000 Remember that fight, the first fight?

00:00:51.000 I don't remember any fights.

00:00:53.000 Crazy bloodbath, dude.

00:00:54.000 Really close fight.

00:00:55.000 It was a war.

00:00:56.000 What happened?

00:00:57.000 I believe Miller won a decision.

00:01:00.000 Jamie, see if I'm correct.

00:01:01.000 Damn, you don't even remember.

00:01:02.000 If you don't remember, how am I supposed to remember?

00:01:04.000 It was a super, super close fight.

00:01:06.000 I'm pretty sure that Miller won a decision.

00:01:09.000 But I remember it being really tightly matched.

00:01:12.000 If you look at these guys skill-wise, you think about them like both guys.

00:01:17.000 At this point in their career, super consummate pros.

00:01:21.000 They're real similar in that regard.

00:01:23.000 Almost mirror images in the fact that these both guys are so competent.

00:01:26.000 And they have some amazing victories, like Miller when he tapped out Oliveira.

00:01:32.000 Lozon just knocked out Diego Sanchez.

00:01:34.000 I mean, come on.

00:01:34.000 That was probably one of his best victories ever.

00:01:37.000 How about when he was 19, I think it was, when he knocked out Jens Pulver?

00:01:40.000 Remember that shit?

00:01:42.000 Dude, Lozon's a beast.

00:01:44.000 Look at this shit!

00:01:45.000 He's got a leg lock!

00:01:46.000 Oh shit!

00:01:47.000 Oh shit, good defense.

00:01:49.000 Good defense right there.

00:01:50.000 Both guys are super legit on the ground.

00:01:53.000 Fuck yeah.

00:01:55.000 Miller won the first one in the decision.

00:01:57.000 Yeah, see?

00:01:58.000 My memory's not that bad.

00:01:59.000 But I remember it being a fucking war, right?

00:02:01.000 Was this split decision, Jamie?

00:02:04.000 Unanimous.

00:02:04.000 Unanimous decision.

00:02:06.000 These are the kind of fighters that fight to their full potential.

00:02:08.000 They have so much confidence.

00:02:09.000 They've done it so much, so much experience that you could trust them.

00:02:12.000 No matter what crowd you put them in front of, no matter who you put in front of them, they're gonna perform like they do at the gym at their best.

00:02:20.000 Yeah, that's a great way of describing it.

00:02:23.000 Seasoned as fuck!

00:02:24.000 They're like that Chipotle fried chicken and shit.

00:02:29.000 3 minutes and 50 seconds, 48, 47, 46, 45, if you want to sync up in the first round.

00:02:37.000 Yeah, this whole card is fucking bang up, man.

00:02:41.000 I was real excited about this card.

00:02:43.000 They're both really good strikers.

00:02:44.000 They're both really good wrestlers.

00:02:46.000 They're both really good at jiu-jitsu.

00:02:47.000 I mean, Jim Miller is a wrestler who's legit black belt.

00:02:51.000 That guy's really good off his back.

00:02:53.000 Remember we tapped Fabrizio Kamois?

00:02:56.000 Tapped him in an arm bar from the guard.

00:02:57.000 I don't remember.

00:02:58.000 I was like, holy shit.

00:03:00.000 It was legit as fuck, dude.

00:03:02.000 His jiu-jitsu is no joke.

00:03:05.000 And Lozon as well.

00:03:06.000 Lozon's MMA jiu-jitsu is top shelf.

00:03:09.000 Nasty.

00:03:10.000 He'll get you in transitions.

00:03:12.000 He's a finisher.

00:03:13.000 He put you in a triangle.

00:03:14.000 It's probably 98% rap city, you know?

00:03:18.000 You know what I like about Lozon too?

00:03:20.000 It's like he goes from zero to a hundred miles an hour like instantly.

00:03:24.000 He hits hard as fuck.

00:03:26.000 He's game.

00:03:27.000 He's a true savage.

00:03:28.000 You'd put him in there in the coliseum against lions and shit.

00:03:31.000 He'd be right there, dude.

00:03:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:03:33.000 And you know what's interesting?

00:03:34.000 Super nice, super smart guy.

00:03:37.000 When you talk to him, he's like a tech wizard.

00:03:39.000 You know, you talk to him about video games and he used to work on computers.

00:03:44.000 And when he dives on shit, man, he completely, fully commits on things.

00:03:49.000 This is some serious shit right here.

00:03:52.000 This matchup right here.

00:03:53.000 It's like Pepino Cueves versus Tommy Hearns or some shit.

00:03:59.000 This is classic shit right here going on.

00:04:02.000 We're watching some classic MMA guys.

00:04:05.000 You look at top-level professionals.

00:04:07.000 These guys are in, for sure, the top...

00:04:11.000 Of their class, you know, I would put either one of these guys up against a lot of the 155-pounders in the, you know, the top eight, top nine, you know?

00:04:22.000 Dude, they could throw down with anybody.

00:04:23.000 They could go right there with Conor McGregor.

00:04:25.000 They could throw down.

00:04:26.000 Can you imagine Joe Lozon and Conor McGregor?

00:04:28.000 That would be amazing.

00:04:29.000 Conor is so goddamn fast.

00:04:32.000 And he hits so goddamn hard.

00:04:35.000 Holy shit!

00:04:35.000 It's not just hard, man.

00:04:37.000 It's the accuracy is a big part of it.

00:04:39.000 I mean, it's definitely hard.

00:04:41.000 He hits hard as fuck.

00:04:42.000 But it's the speed and the accuracy combined.

00:04:46.000 You know what?

00:04:47.000 People give him a hard time about doing that Ido Portal movement shit.

00:04:52.000 Yeah.

00:04:53.000 I don't know, man.

00:04:54.000 Because his movement is outstanding.

00:04:58.000 Like, his ability to move his body?

00:05:00.000 I think people joke about that.

00:05:01.000 They know it's legit, but it's just the way Nate Diaz called the touch butt.

00:05:06.000 You know what I mean?

00:05:06.000 I think people know it's legit.

00:05:08.000 It is.

00:05:09.000 Movement is great.

00:05:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:05:10.000 I would like to know how much of an effect it really has had.

00:05:13.000 It's basically like Kata.

00:05:16.000 But even more crazy.

00:05:18.000 Oh, look at this fight, dude.

00:05:20.000 These guys are going after it.

00:05:21.000 Good body shots.

00:05:24.000 Yeah, man, I just, I was so impressed with the way, first of all, it's timing on that left leg kick.

00:05:30.000 There it is, touch butt.

00:05:31.000 Touch butt? 0.99

00:05:33.000 Touch butt! 1.00

00:05:38.000 Have you seen that parody of Nate Diaz and Conor McGregor?

00:05:43.000 He uses a Nate Diaz-type Snapchat filter.

00:05:49.000 On my Instagram, there's a video of it.

00:05:51.000 Dude, it's fucking hysterical.

00:05:54.000 It's a parody of Conor McGregor and Nate Diaz getting intimate.

00:06:00.000 Getting, like, slightly gay.

00:06:02.000 Have you seen this?

00:06:02.000 No, I have not seen that.

00:06:04.000 Oh, dude.

00:06:04.000 I have my limits.

00:06:05.000 It's so fucking good.

00:06:10.000 That's hilarious.

00:06:13.000 The guy who does Nate Diaz is perfect.

00:06:16.000 That could be a cartoon, dude.

00:06:17.000 Just Nate Diaz and Conor McGregor, like the odd couple, just hanging out.

00:06:22.000 That'll be an easy hit.

00:06:25.000 Easy sensation.

00:06:26.000 Yeah.

00:06:28.000 Dude, the pace in which those guys fought that five-round fight.

00:06:31.000 I don't think I've ever screamed as much during that fight.

00:06:34.000 I was actually screaming, going, like, all through the fight.

00:06:38.000 It was so intense.

00:06:40.000 That was a fight where I felt like, man, I would have rather done a fight companion for this than call it.

00:06:45.000 Because I wanted to swear a bunch of times.

00:06:48.000 I don't think I've ever got as excited for any fight ever.

00:06:50.000 Seriously.

00:06:50.000 Maybe the only other one was Noguera Bob Sapp.

00:06:54.000 That's the only other one.

00:06:56.000 God damn, that's crazy.

00:06:58.000 That was such an amazing fight.

00:07:00.000 Holy shit.

00:07:00.000 Connor McFuckin' Gregor, man.

00:07:03.000 Holy shit.

00:07:04.000 And Nate Diaz, man.

00:07:04.000 They're both awesome.

00:07:06.000 They're both awesome.

00:07:07.000 That was a great fight.

00:07:09.000 I mean, honestly, I haven't gone back and watched it again and tried to score it.

00:07:14.000 And I stopped a long time ago trying to score fights while I'm watching him.

00:07:18.000 I don't know what the fuck is happening.

00:07:20.000 I mean, the fact that he went five rounds and Nate Diaz, he kept up with them.

00:07:23.000 I thought for sure if he went past three, Nate was just going to completely dominate.

00:07:27.000 And he fucking hung in there, man.

00:07:29.000 Survived that fourth round.

00:07:31.000 It seemed like he kind of caught a second wind somewhere around the fourth round.

00:07:35.000 And he started punching looser and more relaxed.

00:07:39.000 Sort of fell into a different pace.

00:07:42.000 Yeah.

00:07:43.000 That fight proved that Conor has legit heart.

00:07:48.000 He was in trouble there a couple rounds and Nate was messing him up.

00:07:52.000 And had him against the fucking cage.

00:07:54.000 It looked like he was slowing down.

00:07:55.000 And he fucking regrouped.

00:07:58.000 He got a second wind or whatever you want to call it.

00:08:00.000 He came back and fuck.

00:08:02.000 It was an important fight to watch.

00:08:05.000 Because that was a guy that had just decided that he was not going to be defined by this one fight.

00:08:13.000 And that it was not going to be defined by his past result.

00:08:16.000 And that he's better than that.

00:08:18.000 And he's going to come and he's going to show everybody.

00:08:19.000 And dude, if he could keep that pace up...

00:08:22.000 That he fought in that first round.

00:08:25.000 You know, it's like he's so explosive.

00:08:27.000 Dominick Cruz was talking about it.

00:08:28.000 It really got me thinking, man.

00:08:30.000 He said, I don't know if you could fight in a style like Conor does for five rounds.

00:08:35.000 And I thought about it.

00:08:36.000 I was like, wow, man.

00:08:38.000 Dominic Cruz, first of all, would know, right?

00:08:40.000 If anybody's going to know, Dominic is kind of super high fight IQ. So I considered it out of respect.

00:08:46.000 And then I thought about it.

00:08:47.000 I was like, well, there's only one way to move that fast.

00:08:50.000 When Connor closes the gap and blasts Nate with those left hands, the fucking speed and explosiveness of it, that's a very tense movement.

00:09:00.000 Like, that takes a lot of energy to do.

00:09:02.000 I think it takes way more energy than what Nate does.

00:09:05.000 Because what Nate and Nick do...

00:09:07.000 They overwhelm you with volume and their overwhelming ability to maintain a certain level.

00:09:13.000 Like, a certain level of activity.

00:09:15.000 Like, especially Nick.

00:09:16.000 He's the master at it.

00:09:17.000 Like, maintaining a level of activity that you can't keep up with.

00:09:20.000 And then turn it on once they smell blood.

00:09:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:23.000 Like, the Frank Shamrock fight, great example of that.

00:09:26.000 The Paul Daly fight is a great example of that.

00:09:28.000 That was a war...

00:09:30.000 Imagine fighting a guy that that's their style. 1.00

00:09:33.000 They wear you down, and as soon as they smell blood, that's when they turn it on.

00:09:39.000 You don't want a guy like that.

00:09:40.000 You want a guy that...

00:09:41.000 And he's talking shit the whole time he's punching you.

00:09:44.000 The whole time he's punching you, he's talking shit.

00:09:46.000 You never get to relax.

00:09:47.000 He's like, what, bitch? 1.00

00:09:49.000 What, bitch? 1.00

00:09:49.000 And he's hitting you. 1.00

00:09:53.000 I think there was a referee.

00:09:55.000 I'm trying to remember who was fighting, but there was a referee once where two guys were fighting.

00:09:59.000 I want to say it's Nick Diaz, but it might not have been, where the referee was telling him to stop talking.

00:10:04.000 And I was like, don't tell him to stop talking.

00:10:06.000 Why would you tell him to stop talking?

00:10:08.000 As if it's somehow or another, it's worse to beat someone's ass and talk shit than it is to just beat their ass.

00:10:15.000 That's so bizarre.

00:10:17.000 Yeah.

00:10:18.000 You know?

00:10:19.000 Why can't you talk shit?

00:10:21.000 And Nate Diaz is, he's beyond a rock star.

00:10:25.000 I mean, he's as famous as a rock star.

00:10:27.000 I mean, right now, dude on Instagram, he's already over a million followers.

00:10:32.000 I mean, he is, he's got that attitude that there'll never be another Nate Diaz.

00:10:38.000 You know what I mean?

00:10:39.000 Can you imagine a guy trying to emulate his personality?

00:10:42.000 There'll never be anybody like Nate.

00:10:44.000 And the one thing that impressed me a lot about Nate Diaz is his ability to trash talk in the media back.

00:10:54.000 I mean, that touch butt stuff.

00:10:55.000 I mean, shit.

00:10:57.000 Some people thought he was going to get trounced.

00:10:59.000 And he got real, real quick.

00:11:01.000 Yeah.

00:11:02.000 No, he's good at that.

00:11:03.000 First of all, he doesn't get rattled.

00:11:05.000 And that was a big problem in the first fight, I think, too, with Conor, that he had to overcome.

00:11:09.000 This is the first guy that not only did he not get rattled, he got back at him.

00:11:14.000 And he made him flinch at the weigh-ins.

00:11:16.000 I think that was big.

00:11:17.000 Yeah.

00:11:18.000 A bunch of people talked about that.

00:11:19.000 Red Band was one of the first people that pointed it out to me.

00:11:22.000 He sent me a thing.

00:11:23.000 He goes, dude, look, he flinched.

00:11:24.000 And I went, oh, shit, he flinched.

00:11:26.000 That seems so stupid.

00:11:28.000 Yeah.

00:11:28.000 It seems so fourth grade.

00:11:30.000 But there might be something to it, man.

00:11:33.000 Was that the greatest UFC fight ever?

00:11:35.000 God damn it, man.

00:11:36.000 It's so hard to tell.

00:11:37.000 There's so many good ones these days.

00:11:38.000 But it was one of the all-time greats.

00:11:40.000 The personality clashes, plus the fact that Conor's considered, already he's considered one of the greatest.

00:11:46.000 Some people might say he's the greatest of all time.

00:11:48.000 Some people might say that just based on what they've seen.

00:11:50.000 It is amazing.

00:11:52.000 But then there's Carlos Condit, Robbie Lawler.

00:11:54.000 And then Nate Diaz as well.

00:11:56.000 Nate Diaz, the guy that people consider the new unstoppable force, Nate Diaz stopped him.

00:12:02.000 He choked him out.

00:12:03.000 Now, second fight, it could have went either way.

00:12:06.000 I had Nate Diaz winning, but when looking back at it again, I'm like, shit, that second round, that's a hard one to score.

00:12:12.000 I see how it could have gone either way.

00:12:13.000 I really do.

00:12:14.000 It's almost a shame in a fight that's that close.

00:12:17.000 I would like to see what the results are.

00:12:19.000 I think the majority of people thought that Conor won, and this is what I think you have to consider, those knockdowns, and that Conor was staggering him with those straight lefts and cracking him with those leg kicks.

00:12:31.000 You look at decisive moments in the fight, I feel like those decisive moments of super crisp punching, where he knocks him down, where he's repeatedly landing that leg kick, that's kind of worth a lot.

00:12:44.000 Like, he was lighting him up.

00:12:46.000 Early in that first round, particularly.

00:12:48.000 But if it meant that much, you could look at it another way.

00:12:51.000 If it meant that much, maybe it didn't mean that much, because if it did, how was he on his back when the fight ended and Nate Diaz is on top, rounding and pounding, like, if all that meant so much?

00:13:02.000 Maybe it didn't mean that much, after all.

00:13:03.000 Well, I don't know, man.

00:13:05.000 That's just another way of looking at it.

00:13:07.000 Because in Pride, everybody knows that they judge fights based on how the fight looks at the end.

00:13:14.000 So how would the Japanese look at that?

00:13:17.000 Well, that moment where Nate's on top is huge.

00:13:21.000 When he finally takes him down, that's huge.

00:13:23.000 I thought that cinched it.

00:13:24.000 That's what I thought.

00:13:25.000 I thought, okay, it's over.

00:13:26.000 He got this round, boom.

00:13:27.000 That's pretty huge because also it's at the end of the fight, which I agree with you.

00:13:31.000 I think...

00:13:32.000 It should matter more, like the Japanese had it for where the last round was the most important, right? 0.77

00:13:40.000 They judged the fight as a whole.

00:13:42.000 How does it look at the end?

00:13:43.000 Right.

00:13:44.000 Who's getting their ass beat at the end?

00:13:45.000 Which is a real point, right?

00:13:47.000 Because the whole idea about what a fight's supposed to be, it's supposed to be like high-level problem-solving, right?

00:13:53.000 Yeah.

00:13:53.000 And there's some guys that present real scary problems, and you've got to figure those problems out, and whoever's winning towards the end Is the guy that really figured the problem out the best.

00:14:03.000 Because the guy who's on the ground, you shouldn't really be thinking in a fight, I'm already ahead, I'm just going to let this guy get on top of me.

00:14:11.000 Nobody's thinking that, right?

00:14:13.000 So if the guy does take you down late in the fight, it's because he's starting to overwhelm you.

00:14:19.000 That should be worth a lot.

00:14:21.000 It should be worth a lot.

00:14:22.000 I don't know how much, though.

00:14:24.000 I mean, how much should a knockdown like the ones that Conor landed?

00:14:27.000 This is a slobber knocker.

00:14:29.000 Oh my God, these guys are going after it.

00:14:31.000 Oh, shit.

00:14:33.000 Jim Miller throwing some bombs.

00:14:35.000 Holy shit.

00:14:37.000 This is outstanding.

00:14:39.000 Oh, straight right by Lozon.

00:14:41.000 Lozon! 1.00

00:14:42.000 Oh my God.

00:14:44.000 Lozon got that good jab.

00:14:46.000 He's got real good boxing, man.

00:14:48.000 Very good fundamentals.

00:14:51.000 And heart.

00:14:53.000 Both of these guys got some heart.

00:14:58.000 It's interesting, man, deciding how fights should be scored because I don't think they've got it down yet.

00:15:04.000 I think it still needs work as a system because I think we had a bad head start in MMA starting off with a 10-point must system.

00:15:13.000 I just don't think it's adequate for all the aspects of MMA. Boxing is only judging one dimension.

00:15:19.000 They're only judging one style of striking.

00:15:22.000 It's just with the hands.

00:15:23.000 That's it.

00:15:24.000 There's a clear rule set.

00:15:25.000 You could teach somebody it.

00:15:27.000 I don't think a lot of people totally understand who's even winning fights sometimes.

00:15:33.000 You know, I don't think people understand who's in a bad position and who's totally safe.

00:15:40.000 I just think there has to be a level of competency in martial arts themselves to truly grasp it at the highest level.

00:15:48.000 That's why I think like former fighters would be like Ricardo Almeida I know is doing it in New Jersey which is awesome and he's a brilliant guy and was a great fighter too.

00:15:58.000 And a black belt in jiu-jitsu completely understands the ground like that's the kind of guy you want being a judge like that's perfect.

00:16:06.000 You want a guy who really understands the sport, and we have to make some sort of consensus as to what's most important.

00:16:14.000 Like, if you're gonna judge the fight the way we're doing it right now, round by round, and a guy could just be overwhelming the guy towards the end of the fight, and it looks like he's winning, and he loses a decision.

00:16:25.000 Which, I think we all agree, it just doesn't make any sense.

00:16:28.000 See right here, here's a good example.

00:16:30.000 The first half of this round, Jim Miller's all over Joe Lozon landing the bigger shots, but now the round's ending with Joe Lozon getting the takedown and...

00:16:40.000 Passing over his half guard right now.

00:16:42.000 Maybe not doing the same kind of damage that Jim Miller was doing on him on their feet.

00:16:47.000 So if the round ends here, you know, some people would give it to Jim, some people would give it to Joe.

00:16:54.000 Yeah.

00:16:54.000 Well, this is an awesome round because there's still two minutes to go.

00:16:57.000 Unless it's clearly defined.

00:16:57.000 Unless it's in, like, a rule.

00:17:00.000 If, in that situation, like, they have those situations written out.

00:17:04.000 All the situations.

00:17:05.000 How do you score in this situation?

00:17:07.000 You know, uh...

00:17:08.000 But then, you know, you basically take the judging out of it, and then it's more like, uh...

00:17:15.000 I mean, a judging system, is it supposed to be an exact science?

00:17:23.000 Do you want...

00:17:24.000 I mean...

00:17:24.000 It's weird, man, because you and I might disagree.

00:17:27.000 Oh, look at that elbow.

00:17:28.000 I mean, we would...

00:17:29.000 It's very possible that we might disagree about certain aspects of scoring.

00:17:34.000 Or maybe it's good that you can't trust the judges.

00:17:36.000 Then that forces the fighters to not leave it in the hands of the judges, like everyone else says.

00:17:41.000 Man, I don't know.

00:17:42.000 It just doesn't make any sense.

00:17:44.000 There's so many MMA fans out there that would make amazing judges.

00:17:48.000 How many people do you think that posts on the underground would be incredible judges?

00:17:52.000 So many, man.

00:17:54.000 There's so many experts.

00:17:55.000 Like, think of these guys that are doing these YouTube clips now, you know, where they're breaking down fights and talking about technique.

00:18:02.000 Have you ever seen a lot of those, like Lawrence Kenshin?

00:18:04.000 Have you ever seen his stuff?

00:18:05.000 No, man.

00:18:06.000 He does a lot of stuff on Muay Thai and kickboxing and stuff, and man, he knows his shit.

00:18:12.000 Beautiful videos.

00:18:13.000 He's got them all over YouTube.

00:18:14.000 And he breaks down all these different aspects of striking and shows what great fighters.

00:18:22.000 Look at this beautiful fucking fight, man.

00:18:24.000 Joe Lozon staying on top.

00:18:27.000 Where he shows where they aired and where guys capitalized on certain things and certain traits that guys had.

00:18:34.000 He had this breakdown about custom motto and Mike Tyson and his footwork and a bunch of stuff on Muay Thai.

00:18:41.000 And maybe it's Jack Slack that had the custom motto one.

00:18:44.000 There's a bunch of guys.

00:18:45.000 He mounted him.

00:18:46.000 Oh my god, he's going for the arm bar.

00:18:47.000 Oh shit.

00:18:48.000 Oh my god, Joe Lowe's on.

00:18:49.000 Oh fuck.

00:18:53.000 What a great ending.

00:18:55.000 Dude, he went right for that arm.

00:18:58.000 Oh my god.

00:19:00.000 So that was the end of the round.

00:19:01.000 That's the end of the fight.

00:19:03.000 I know, but that was a nice arm bar.

00:19:06.000 Shit.

00:19:07.000 I thought for a second he tapped.

00:19:09.000 No, I escaped.

00:19:10.000 What a fight.

00:19:12.000 Unless I didn't hear the bell.

00:19:13.000 No, I think you're right.

00:19:14.000 I'm pretty sure.

00:19:16.000 Because they're not showing the...

00:19:17.000 They would be showing the finish if that...

00:19:20.000 What's that?

00:19:21.000 That was the end of the round.

00:19:23.000 God damn.

00:19:26.000 Oof! 1.00

00:19:30.000 Powerful Joe Lozon with the takedown.

00:19:32.000 Yeah, takedowns are huge, man.

00:19:33.000 Guys don't want to be taken down.

00:19:35.000 It's like, how much of a big deal is it?

00:19:38.000 It's got to be worth a lot, man.

00:19:40.000 Because someone's doing something to you that you don't want them to do, and it's hard to do it.

00:19:44.000 It's got to be worth a lot.

00:19:45.000 And I know a lot of people say, yeah, but, you know, sometimes if a guy takes you down and you get right back up, it's no big deal.

00:19:51.000 It's still kind of a big deal.

00:19:54.000 It's still kind of a big deal.

00:19:57.000 That guy took you down.

00:19:58.000 You didn't want him to take you down, and he took you down.

00:20:01.000 How long did he hold you there?

00:20:03.000 That's got to be worth something.

00:20:05.000 It's just the question is, but what's worth more, control or damage?

00:20:10.000 That's the big question, right?

00:20:12.000 How do you define?

00:20:13.000 I don't think you can.

00:20:15.000 I mean, I don't think everybody's gonna agree.

00:20:18.000 Strikers gonna think that striking is more important. 0.94

00:20:20.000 I think getting hit is worse than being controlled.

00:20:23.000 If it comes down between dude took him down and held him but didn't do any damage, but earlier in the round he got hit with like three good shots that kind of stunned him and rocked him, you go with the guy that landed the punches.

00:20:36.000 Right.

00:20:36.000 You gotta have damage, right?

00:20:37.000 Yeah.

00:20:38.000 Yeah.

00:20:38.000 Damage is huge.

00:20:39.000 Because if you get rocked, that means you almost lost the fight right there.

00:20:43.000 Yeah.

00:20:44.000 If you get taken down and end up in some dude's full guard or even side control, it doesn't mean the fight was almost over.

00:20:50.000 I mean, if you get all the fights that had side control in them or full guard in them and factor in how many times the fight ended from that position, it's super low.

00:21:05.000 .000002%.

00:21:06.000 Yeah.

00:21:10.000 I think there should be a possibility of having longer rounds.

00:21:15.000 I think it would be interesting.

00:21:17.000 I've always wondered, like, when you're watching a five-minute round, and a guy takes a guy down at, like, three minutes and fifty seconds, and then for the next, you know, minute is just completely dominating on the ground.

00:21:30.000 And, uh...

00:21:31.000 And you want to see where this plays out, and then the bell rings.

00:21:35.000 One of the interesting things about Pride is that you would see this arc in those 10-minute rounds.

00:21:42.000 And I know as far as athletes' performance, it's not the best thing because it's too hard to do.

00:21:47.000 Chael Sonnen thinks five minutes is too hard, and he might be right.

00:21:51.000 And now that everyone is all USAD-ed, they're forced to do this all completely on the natural.

00:21:58.000 And it's got to be hard to fight for five minutes, but...

00:22:02.000 You've got to have at least five rounds.

00:22:04.000 Five minutes, I'm sorry.

00:22:06.000 Five minutes.

00:22:07.000 Anything shorter than five minutes is ridiculous.

00:22:09.000 It seems ridiculous for a grappler, for sure.

00:22:11.000 I think organizations like the UFC or Bellator should have the option to do fights where we're going to do special fights.

00:22:18.000 It's going to be one 10-minute round or something like that.

00:22:20.000 Or one five-minute round and then a 10-minute round or a 10-minute and then a five-minute like Pride used to do.

00:22:25.000 Why the fuck not?

00:22:26.000 There's no reason why you shouldn't be allowed to do that.

00:22:30.000 Oh, Jim Miller wins.

00:22:31.000 Split decision.

00:22:33.000 Slobber knocker. 0.94

00:22:36.000 It's a perfect example, right?

00:22:38.000 Yeah.

00:22:39.000 The fight ended with him on his back, mounted.

00:22:43.000 He escaped that arm bar right at the buzzer, and he wins.

00:22:47.000 But, based on the point system, he must have won the first and second round.

00:22:52.000 I just, yeah, I do not think the point system is diverse enough.

00:22:56.000 I don't think you can have a 10%, like the margin is always going to be in these 10% bumps.

00:23:03.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:23:04.000 Like 10.9, 10.8, 10.7.

00:23:06.000 That seems crazy to me.

00:23:08.000 Why these big jumps?

00:23:10.000 Why these big chunks?

00:23:12.000 Why is one 10-9 round where a guy totally kicks a guy's ass, and it's a 10-9 round, and another one a 10-9 round where they're just barely squeaking by each other?

00:23:23.000 You can't figure out who won.

00:23:24.000 You have no idea who won.

00:23:26.000 How do you score that round?

00:23:27.000 And you look at the numbers, like equal number of punches and kicks landed, equal number of takedowns attempted and defended.

00:23:33.000 What the fuck do you do with that?

00:23:34.000 You just pick a guy.

00:23:36.000 Yeah.

00:23:36.000 You know, that's what a lot of guys do, right?

00:23:38.000 That shouldn't be a 10% thing.

00:23:39.000 I didn't do that, though.

00:23:40.000 I didn't do that.

00:23:40.000 No, you didn't?

00:23:41.000 No.

00:23:41.000 If the first round was too close to call, I'm like, I'm not going to call that one right now, because if the second one's too close to call, I'm going to give them a round each, and then we're going to decide it in the third.

00:23:49.000 A lot of people don't know that you used to do it for the UFC, because it was so long ago.

00:23:53.000 A lot of people listen to this.

00:23:54.000 But not officially.

00:23:55.000 It was just the way I scored it in my...

00:23:57.000 Right.

00:23:57.000 You weren't a judge for the UFC, but what you would do was like Harold Letterman on HBO, which I always loved.

00:24:04.000 I loved that aspect.

00:24:05.000 When Harold Letterman would come on, I'll tell you how I see it, Jim!

00:24:09.000 And he would go over the score.

00:24:11.000 Do you remember that guy?

00:24:12.000 Yeah, of course.

00:24:13.000 Yeah.

00:24:13.000 I mean, he's the best.

00:24:14.000 Yeah.

00:24:15.000 My spot was based, like, rip that off.

00:24:17.000 Yes, I know.

00:24:18.000 Took that shit.

00:24:19.000 But I like that.

00:24:21.000 I think MMA could benefit from something like that. 0.98

00:24:23.000 Yeah.

00:24:24.000 Gotta get a real fighter in there. 1.00

00:24:25.000 Yeah.

00:24:25.000 I never fought in UFC. I never fought MMA, so I was the wrong guy.

00:24:29.000 You weren't the wrong guy, because you know a lot about fighting, and you had a really good system.

00:24:34.000 Your system is probably one of the best systems, plus if you also analyze the other aspects of the fight.

00:24:42.000 If you look at your system, you would have takedowns in one column, and then you would have submissions and kicks and punches, and you would just make marks for each guy whenever you did it.

00:24:52.000 You'd look at it all, think about it in your head, and then decide what was important.

00:24:56.000 But I think that is the big catalyst.

00:25:01.000 You know those subjective calls you have?

00:25:03.000 But towards the end of the round, even though he only landed four or five punches, he had his opponent really badly hurt, so I'm going to give him the round.

00:25:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:25:11.000 Yeah, the only reason I did that is because I had to go on air, and I had to know what the fuck I'm talking about.

00:25:15.000 And when you're watching a fight, you forget.

00:25:17.000 So I would write anything significant, I would write down, and I'd have the shorthand for, like, left hook.

00:25:23.000 And then so if I went on air, I could look down at that and go, well, early in the round, he had a takedown, but he did get knocked down, and he landed a couple leg kicks, and I'm going to give the round to boom.

00:25:35.000 You know, that way I sounded like I actually remembered what I was watching.

00:25:39.000 But...

00:25:39.000 I was cheating.

00:25:41.000 But it would make scoring easier when I could go back in the round and go, oh shit, okay, let me give it to this dude.

00:25:49.000 Boom.

00:25:49.000 It's easier to go back and review the round instead of going on pure memory.

00:25:54.000 Because sometimes you forget.

00:25:54.000 It's a five minute round.

00:25:55.000 Something happens in the first 45 seconds.

00:25:58.000 And then a bunch of other shit happens in the middle.

00:26:00.000 Now there's 15 seconds left.

00:26:01.000 Some shit's going down.

00:26:02.000 You might have forgotten that shit in the beginning.

00:26:04.000 Yeah.

00:26:05.000 You know what I think too?

00:26:06.000 When you're really involved in a fight...

00:26:09.000 You're in the moment in a lot of ways.

00:26:11.000 You're watching it.

00:26:12.000 You're like, what's gonna happen?

00:26:13.000 What's gonna happen?

00:26:14.000 You're locked in the moment.

00:26:15.000 And I don't know about you, but when I'm in that spot, I don't have the best memory.

00:26:20.000 No.

00:26:21.000 My memory sucks.

00:26:21.000 The more I'm enjoying a fight, I'll remember it after the fight, but while it's going on, I'm thinking about what's happening only.

00:26:30.000 And I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that did happen.

00:26:31.000 Oh, that's right.

00:26:32.000 He took him down.

00:26:33.000 Oh, the choke.

00:26:33.000 How did I forget the choke?

00:26:35.000 Yeah.

00:26:35.000 I'm thinking, damn, I don't remember any of this shit.

00:26:37.000 Well, you get so locked up in them over a course of five rounds.

00:26:41.000 I know that Robbie Lawler versus Carlos Kondo is one of my favorite fights ever, but I couldn't tell you what happened.

00:26:47.000 God damn it.

00:26:49.000 Condit Maya is right now.

00:26:52.000 Holy shit.

00:26:53.000 That's going to be crazy.

00:26:54.000 I love this fight.

00:26:57.000 You know, there is hope that these conversations that we have on podcasts about the scoring system, it should be this or it should be that.

00:27:05.000 It is nice to know.

00:27:07.000 I thought, to tell you the truth, there was a couple times we got into it where I'm like, why the fuck are we talking about this shit?

00:27:11.000 This shit's never going to change.

00:27:12.000 It's like, forget it.

00:27:13.000 You know what I mean?

00:27:14.000 Let's just drop it.

00:27:16.000 But there is hope, because there have been changes.

00:27:19.000 Yeah, they made the new changes to the touching on the ground, right?

00:27:22.000 Yes, explain.

00:27:23.000 I think you told me, so can you refresh my memory?

00:27:26.000 Yeah, this is, I don't want to screw this up, and I'm not exactly sure when it goes into play.

00:27:31.000 I probably should know this.

00:27:32.000 First of the year.

00:27:33.000 First of the year, yeah.

00:27:34.000 Damn, look at Jamie.

00:27:35.000 Powerful Jamie.

00:27:36.000 Are you way into, were you into UFC big time when you first started working with Joe?

00:27:41.000 Not really?

00:27:42.000 Someone had me look this up during the fights last weekend, so I just So you were just a Joe Rogan fan, but you were like, when he would talk about MMA, you'd be like, ugh, right?

00:27:50.000 You'd turn it off and shit?

00:27:51.000 It still doesn't stick very much.

00:27:53.000 For some reason, I don't know why.

00:27:54.000 But you do enjoy the shows now, right?

00:27:56.000 Yeah, 100%.

00:27:57.000 Would you consider yourself a fan, like you go on MMA websites and shit?

00:28:01.000 That's awesome.

00:28:02.000 I love watching the embedded stuff, like getting pumped up for fights.

00:28:05.000 Oh, you're a fan then.

00:28:05.000 That's pretty cool, watching that stuff.

00:28:07.000 Jamie's a fan of a lot of sports though, and a man only has so much fucking free time in the day.

00:28:12.000 When you talk to Jamie, he knows his shit.

00:28:14.000 He knows college basketball.

00:28:16.000 He's one of those motherfuckers.

00:28:18.000 He's one of them college football motherfuckers who knows the players.

00:28:21.000 He smoked weed, right?

00:28:21.000 Okay.

00:28:22.000 He watched them.

00:28:23.000 He just smoked weed.

00:28:23.000 Alright, I'm just...

00:28:24.000 I'm trying to...

00:28:25.000 I'm just like, okay.

00:28:26.000 I always check with the...

00:28:27.000 Sometimes...

00:28:29.000 Okay.

00:28:30.000 This girl's fighting now. 1.00

00:28:31.000 Paige Van Zandt and Beck Rawlings.

00:28:34.000 This is a good fight, man.

00:28:36.000 This is gonna be a crazy fight.

00:28:38.000 Holy shit.

00:28:39.000 Beck Rawlings is badass, and so is Paige.

00:28:42.000 That Paige girl goes straight from Dancing with the Stars and is like, get me a fight. 1.00

00:28:47.000 She's 23 years old, dude. 0.63

00:28:49.000 Game as fuck.

00:28:51.000 Both of those girls.

00:28:53.000 This is gonna be an awesome fight, man.

00:28:55.000 This is a good one for Fox.

00:28:59.000 Yeah.

00:29:00.000 I mean, it's always good to have...

00:29:01.000 Isn't it crazy that MMA is the sport where girls, women, found a fucking hole out of now? 1.00

00:29:11.000 They can just blossom and explode through the galaxy now?

00:29:15.000 They can't do that with women's basketball. 1.00

00:29:17.000 No one's watching that shit.

00:29:19.000 Women's... 1.00

00:29:20.000 Baseball, there is no women's baseball. 0.92

00:29:22.000 They got women's softball, and they show the college, but there's no future.

00:29:25.000 There's no money in any of that shit.

00:29:27.000 They'll show women's fucking volleyball, but there's no pro women's volleyball leagues. 1.00

00:29:31.000 That's a good idea.

00:29:33.000 You know, you're watching the Olympics, right?

00:29:35.000 You're watching the Olympics, and I'm like...

00:29:39.000 When they show men's volleyball, it's like for three minutes.

00:29:42.000 It's like, okay, what's the least amount of time we can get away with showing the men's volleyball so they can focus on the women?

00:29:47.000 The women volleyball players are superstars, but the men, they're like, okay, two minutes, okay.

00:29:53.000 No one's paying attention to the men's volleyball.

00:29:55.000 Nobody watches.

00:29:56.000 It's got the lowest ratings ever.

00:29:58.000 But for some reason, people are interested in women's volleyball.

00:30:02.000 How did beach volleyball become an Olympic sport?

00:30:05.000 Jiu-jitsu?

00:30:07.000 Dude, they're in thongs. 1.00

00:30:08.000 Have you seen what they're wearing?

00:30:10.000 It's fantastic.

00:30:10.000 Holy shit.

00:30:11.000 Isn't it hilarious that we think, look, no, they have to be almost naked.

00:30:14.000 Oh, it's volleyball.

00:30:15.000 Oh, it's volleyball.

00:30:16.000 There's only one way to play it.

00:30:17.000 Volleyball is such a sophisticated sport.

00:30:20.000 Oh my God, I love it.

00:30:21.000 There's a lot to it, man.

00:30:22.000 First of all, you can't play it in shorts.

00:30:24.000 It can't be done.

00:30:26.000 It can't be done.

00:30:28.000 You must wear a thong. 0.99

00:30:30.000 I gotta see your full ass. 1.00

00:30:32.000 It's the best.

00:30:32.000 Trust me.

00:30:33.000 You'll get better vertical loops.

00:30:34.000 No.

00:30:35.000 The shorts.

00:30:35.000 Anything baggy's not good.

00:30:37.000 Yeah.

00:30:37.000 They'll put sun lamps on you, bitch.

00:30:39.000 Take your clothes off.

00:30:42.000 It's not hot enough.

00:30:43.000 Can someone make a fire?

00:30:45.000 I think volleyball is like the...

00:30:46.000 And then the gymnastics.

00:30:48.000 It's the most sexy sport ever.

00:30:50.000 I'm trying to find men's gymnastics.

00:30:52.000 It's on for three minutes.

00:30:53.000 They go to Bob Costas.

00:30:55.000 He gives you a quick review.

00:30:57.000 And then they go to the girls for seven hours straight. 0.61

00:31:00.000 They do the girls all day! 1.00

00:31:02.000 The guys, they want to see him do the rings or they want to see him break a leg.

00:31:05.000 Yeah, real quick, just in and out.

00:31:07.000 We'll fit them in.

00:31:08.000 Do a little dead time.

00:31:09.000 Because they got it.

00:31:10.000 They can't make it that obvious.

00:31:11.000 Come on.

00:31:12.000 They can't just have all women's gymnastics and volleyball and soccer and all that shit. 1.00

00:31:17.000 They can't do that.

00:31:18.000 They got to throw guys in there. 1.00

00:31:20.000 Is women's volleyball like the most sexist sport ever? 1.00

00:31:24.000 Come on! 0.61

00:31:26.000 I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it if they want to dress like that.

00:31:30.000 But the fact that they make them all dress like that?

00:31:32.000 Is that a real picture?

00:31:33.000 That is fucking crazy.

00:31:36.000 It's not like to stay alive or something, you need to wear as little clothing as possible.

00:31:40.000 It doesn't make any sense why they're in their underwear.

00:31:43.000 Look at this.

00:31:44.000 Look at that.

00:31:45.000 What Olympics are they going to be allowed to wear thongs? 1.00

00:31:48.000 Or is it written somewhere that they can't actually wear a thong?

00:31:51.000 Is that written somewhere?

00:31:52.000 Why do they have to dress? 0.99

00:31:54.000 Look at that.

00:31:54.000 That's ridiculous.

00:31:56.000 That was ridiculous.

00:31:58.000 It's very hot on the beach.

00:31:59.000 It's so stupid.

00:32:00.000 Beach volleyball is an Olympic sport?

00:32:03.000 What?

00:32:04.000 It's very hot on the beach.

00:32:06.000 Yeah, dude, I go to the beach too.

00:32:07.000 I don't wear underwear like that.

00:32:10.000 I go to that same fucking beach.

00:32:12.000 I wear shorts.

00:32:13.000 It's incredible.

00:32:13.000 That's what Team Egypt was wearing.

00:32:14.000 Oh my god, Egypt's dressed like mummies. 1.00

00:32:17.000 Dude, three people watch men's volleyball.

00:32:19.000 Come on, think about that.

00:32:20.000 Who's watching men's volleyball?

00:32:21.000 Why does Egypt have to wear so much clothes? 0.99

00:32:23.000 Is that a religious thing?

00:32:24.000 Yeah.

00:32:25.000 Wow.

00:32:27.000 I would like to see that game.

00:32:28.000 Are there highlights of that one?

00:32:30.000 I want to see that.

00:32:30.000 I would think that there would be a benefit in wearing that as far as not getting your skin scratched up by the sand.

00:32:36.000 Does that make sense?

00:32:37.000 But that would make you hotter. 0.99

00:32:40.000 That's brutal, man.

00:32:41.000 Religions that make you wear certain clothes. 1.00

00:32:45.000 Like you're only allowed to wear certain clothes.

00:32:48.000 How about if you're gay, we'll kill you, but if you cut your dick off, you can live. 1.00

00:32:53.000 Because apparently it's okay.

00:32:55.000 It doesn't say that you can't be a transvestite or a transgender, but you can't be gay. 0.97

00:33:01.000 So if you're gay, a lot of gay people in the Middle East, they got to become transgenders or they'll die. 1.00

00:33:06.000 I read something about that.

00:33:08.000 That's on Vice News!

00:33:09.000 Unless Vice is bullshit, is Vice real?

00:33:10.000 I saw that on Vice News.

00:33:12.000 Well, you know...

00:33:13.000 It's a whole episode.

00:33:14.000 Vice covers a lot of different subjects from a lot of different authors, but they...

00:33:19.000 If they're saying it, it's a story.

00:33:21.000 Well, Shane Smith is a friend of mine.

00:33:23.000 The guy owns it.

00:33:24.000 If they're talking about it, it's happening.

00:33:27.000 It's a matter of how much it's happening.

00:33:29.000 It might be insignificant.

00:33:32.000 Rio Olympics Mongolian wrestling coaches strip in protest of loss.

00:33:38.000 What?

00:33:39.000 They start throwing their clothes at the judges.

00:33:42.000 Oh my god.

00:33:43.000 Was the decision that bad?

00:33:44.000 No.

00:33:46.000 How about the guys that got robbed in Rio, right?

00:33:49.000 Did that happen a lot?

00:33:50.000 No, it didn't happen.

00:33:51.000 That guy made that story up.

00:33:53.000 That was bullshit?

00:33:53.000 Yeah.

00:33:54.000 Nobody got robbed?

00:33:54.000 No, he didn't get robbed, man.

00:33:56.000 Hmm.

00:33:57.000 He didn't hear about this?

00:33:58.000 I wonder if that's a lie.

00:33:59.000 Which one's the lie?

00:34:00.000 Well, they have video cameras.

00:34:02.000 That's why he had to tell the real story.

00:34:04.000 They had security cameras from the place.

00:34:06.000 We might go to jail for it.

00:34:07.000 Probably not, but we might.

00:34:08.000 So nobody got robbed?

00:34:09.000 No, not only did he get robbed, but he changed his story and his sponsors dumped him.

00:34:16.000 He had like a massive sponsor dump.

00:34:19.000 He was drunk, I guess.

00:34:21.000 He fucked up.

00:34:22.000 I mean, a guy did apparently pull a gun on them, right?

00:34:26.000 Didn't the guy?

00:34:27.000 Apparently they vandalized a gas station, and the security guard was making them pay for it, and whether or not they wanted to do it or not, but a gun was pulled to make them pay.

00:34:37.000 A gun was pulled out, not on them, but on them.

00:34:40.000 Yeah, but see, man.

00:34:42.000 Okay.

00:34:43.000 Even that alone, like that story alone, if they just told the truth, that's pretty sketchy, you know?

00:34:50.000 What was the truth again?

00:34:51.000 Getting a gun pulled on you in Brazil.

00:34:53.000 So a gun did get pulled on him?

00:34:55.000 Yeah, apparently they vandalized a door.

00:34:57.000 Who's that?

00:34:58.000 Ryan Lochte, how do you say it?

00:35:01.000 So the guy that's claiming they got robbed, he was doing some vandalizing?

00:35:04.000 I just think they were drunk, apparently, and I like to say apparently, like I'm a lawyer or some shit.

00:35:13.000 And they broke a bathroom door or something.

00:35:16.000 Is that the story, Jamie?

00:35:17.000 No.

00:35:18.000 We're going to give you the whole story, folks.

00:35:20.000 I know how frustrating it is if you listen to this shit.

00:35:23.000 These girls are going after it, dude. 1.00

00:35:24.000 How about Beck backing Paige up?

00:35:26.000 She's a very good striker. 0.97

00:35:27.000 She's been backing her up.

00:35:28.000 She's a very good striker, man.

00:35:30.000 Maybe Paige is, uh, that's her strategy is to make her come to her. 0.99

00:35:34.000 Maybe.

00:35:35.000 Paige, ooh, that's a nice knee to deliver. 1.00

00:35:37.000 Beck Rawlings is no joke, man.

00:35:39.000 Her striking is very legit. 0.99

00:35:41.000 Super aggressive with it, too.

00:35:45.000 You see a girl with that many tattoos, like, that chick is not scared.

00:35:55.000 She's not scared.

00:35:56.000 She's not scared of pain.

00:35:57.000 She's not scared to fuck you up.

00:35:59.000 Oh, Jesus, what a combination.

00:36:01.000 Oh, good elbow.

00:36:02.000 Dude, Beck Rawlings is going off.

00:36:03.000 Like, nice knee to the body.

00:36:04.000 That's really good striking.

00:36:05.000 Dude, I'm telling you.

00:36:07.000 All that framing, elbows.

00:36:09.000 Yes, very nice.

00:36:10.000 Very nice.

00:36:11.000 You know, she takes like two months and she goes down to Alliance and she trains with Eric Del Fiero, who is one of the most unheralded guys out of all the top guys.

00:36:24.000 He doesn't get talked about enough.

00:36:27.000 He's a bad motherfucker.

00:36:28.000 Eric is very, very wise when it comes to MMA knowledge.

00:36:33.000 Very wise, man.

00:36:35.000 I like his corner work.

00:36:37.000 I've seen videos of him coaching guys.

00:36:40.000 Oh, shit!

00:36:40.000 She did some Dancing with the Stars shit.

00:36:42.000 She went capoeira. 0.90

00:36:47.000 She does not want to be on the inside with Rawlings.

00:36:49.000 Rawlings was hitting her with too many different things.

00:36:51.000 She was hitting her with punches up top and then knees to the body. 1.00

00:36:54.000 And the knees to the body, two or three of them look real good.

00:36:58.000 And also, like, her distance is real good.

00:37:00.000 Like, see how she's, like, sliding outside of Paige's stuff?

00:37:04.000 But constantly pressuring her, so she's making Paige explode forward, and then it's nowhere near her, and then she's constantly keeping up that pace on her. 1.00

00:37:13.000 See?

00:37:13.000 Like, Paige takes that chance, throws that kick, but then comes up empty, and she gets pop-popped.

00:37:18.000 Yeah, that's not a good feeling.

00:37:20.000 That is not a good feeling.

00:37:23.000 You can see when one person is just starting to catch fire, starting to find it and feel it, and then you see their skill levels play out too.

00:37:35.000 Van Zandt is super scrappy on the ground, really tough, but Rawlings is just a seasoned striker, man.

00:37:43.000 Really crisp.

00:37:45.000 Like, look at the movement right there.

00:37:48.000 Like, she sets up, and then she doesn't like it, and she's, well, not there.

00:37:52.000 See ya.

00:37:53.000 Like, if you hit her, you're catching her on the end of shit, she's sliding away from it.

00:37:59.000 Very interesting.

00:38:00.000 Because you're seeing, like, the level of skill in women's MMA, like, continue to go up and up. 0.99

00:38:07.000 These girls are having fucking dogfights, man. 1.00

00:38:10.000 Some of the best fights we've seen.

00:38:12.000 And more and more of them are developing power.

00:38:13.000 Ooh! 0.96

00:38:14.000 Paige Van Zandt with a jumping round kick to the body! 1.00

00:38:17.000 You see that?

00:38:20.000 That and that other spinning kick that she missed by a mile but was awesome looking, that's gonna be on slow-mo highlight reel. 1.00

00:38:26.000 Someone caught that!

00:38:27.000 Someone caught that!

00:38:29.000 They're in the truck!

00:38:30.000 Save that! 0.99

00:38:31.000 File it!

00:38:31.000 That's so true!

00:38:33.000 Can you imagine a good shot of that where she's just up there spinning like that in the middle of a fight? 1.00

00:38:39.000 It doesn't matter if you land it.

00:38:40.000 We just need a couple.

00:38:41.000 Just one per round.

00:38:42.000 Just give me something crazy.

00:38:43.000 Oh, they told her to do it.

00:38:44.000 Yeah, just do some crazy shit.

00:38:45.000 Do it for Dancing with the Stars.

00:38:46.000 They're thinking about a Nike commercial or something.

00:38:48.000 Or Reebok, I'm sorry.

00:38:49.000 Oh, nice combination.

00:38:51.000 Right leg kick and then a right hand by Paige. 1.00

00:38:55.000 Paige's starting to find her rhythm, man.

00:38:56.000 Maybe Paige, this is her strategy. 0.93

00:38:58.000 Just go backwards for a while.

00:39:00.000 Well, she's so scrappy, man.

00:39:02.000 And she's so fit.

00:39:03.000 And she's constantly throwing down with badass dudes. 1.00

00:39:06.000 Well, so is Beck Rawlings.

00:39:08.000 But Paige is one of those alpha male athletes.

00:39:12.000 So she's at Team Alpha Male with Uriah Faber and Chad Mendes and...

00:39:18.000 Cody Garbrandt, and there's a ton of savages, and Justin Buchholz, who's the trainer there now, who's one of the trainers there now, and I think Justin's still fighting, too.

00:39:28.000 Can you imagine how big Paige's MMA and Fitness Academy would be? 0.78

00:39:33.000 Good lord.

00:39:34.000 Team Alpha Female. 0.95

00:39:35.000 Good lord.

00:39:38.000 Yeah, just have a bunch of badass bitches smacking people. 1.00

00:39:41.000 And then brings in the dudes, and then that brings in the dudes, and it's like a nightclub after a while.

00:39:50.000 As soon as you walk in, there's no light.

00:39:53.000 Just strobe light.

00:39:56.000 Working out to a strobe light.

00:39:57.000 Can you imagine?

00:39:58.000 There's mirrors everywhere and strobes going off.

00:40:01.000 Go-go dancers.

00:40:05.000 A shot girl. 0.98

00:40:06.000 Maybe that's what...

00:40:07.000 Could you imagine that's what Bellator does?

00:40:10.000 They just go...

00:40:11.000 They just go straight strip club. 1.00

00:40:13.000 What do you mean Bellator?

00:40:14.000 If Bellator decided to...

00:40:16.000 Oh, like the shows?

00:40:18.000 Yeah.

00:40:18.000 In the dark?

00:40:19.000 Yeah.

00:40:20.000 The fighters gotta fight with like flashing lights and strobe lights going on?

00:40:24.000 They just say, look, this competing with MMA, it's just too hard to catch up to the UFC, so what we're gonna do is...

00:40:28.000 Obscure the lighting.

00:40:30.000 We're gonna make it...

00:40:31.000 Everyone's gonna wear neon.

00:40:32.000 You're gonna be hard to see.

00:40:33.000 We're gonna do ecstasy.

00:40:34.000 You're going to have to do like neon around the wrist so that you...

00:40:37.000 No, we're going to do a special no neon.

00:40:40.000 Oh shit!

00:40:41.000 Jumping roundhouse kick in the face!

00:40:43.000 Oh shit!

00:40:45.000 Oh my goodness!

00:40:47.000 Oh my goodness!

00:40:49.000 What a kick!

00:40:51.000 Damn!

00:40:52.000 Oh my god!

00:40:53.000 Out of nowhere!

00:40:54.000 Damn!

00:40:55.000 That was incredible!

00:41:00.000 And then she just fucking swarmed on her. 1.00

00:41:02.000 She is a tough girl, man.

00:41:04.000 That is a tough girl.

00:41:07.000 That's the one that's gonna make the highlight.

00:41:09.000 Oh, for sure.

00:41:10.000 Dude, she jumping in Roundhouse kicked her in the face. 1.00

00:41:13.000 Holy shit.

00:41:16.000 That was sensational.

00:41:20.000 Maybe that was the plan, to get her coming in. 0.73

00:41:23.000 Just keep her coming in, coming in, coming in. 0.99

00:41:26.000 Well, it looked like, you know, she was having her moments, but it looked like Beck Rawlings was having an advantage over her in the striking.

00:41:35.000 Didn't you agree?

00:41:36.000 Yes, absolutely.

00:41:37.000 But look at this!

00:41:38.000 Dude, are you kidding me?

00:41:40.000 I don't think has one ever landed like that before.

00:41:42.000 That's not the first one, is it?

00:41:43.000 Yair Rodriguez landed on Andrew Feely.

00:41:47.000 Exactly like that?

00:41:48.000 Yeah, real similar.

00:41:49.000 I think it was the same leg, too.

00:41:51.000 Goddamn, that was amazing.

00:41:55.000 That's so scrappy.

00:41:56.000 Did you see how she was holding her right hand with her left hand up so she couldn't roll away? 0.96

00:42:01.000 Look at this!

00:42:02.000 Oh shit!

00:42:04.000 Oh my goodness.

00:42:05.000 Check out the end where she's punching her at the end. 1.00

00:42:07.000 How she's holding her hand.

00:42:09.000 Oh my god.

00:42:10.000 Look at...

00:42:11.000 That's beautiful, man.

00:42:14.000 Man.

00:42:15.000 That is beautiful.

00:42:17.000 What technique.

00:42:18.000 Very nice.

00:42:19.000 And when you're an athlete like her, like a dancer like that, that girl can spring. 1.00

00:42:27.000 People are gonna start doing salsa now.

00:42:29.000 Damn.

00:42:30.000 That's a tough girl.

00:42:32.000 It's crazy.

00:42:35.000 There she is!

00:42:36.000 Holy shit!

00:42:37.000 She's bigger than ever!

00:42:39.000 Bigger than ever!

00:42:40.000 Boom! 0.99

00:42:40.000 Bam! 0.99

00:42:41.000 Well, I mean, come on, man.

00:42:43.000 She's like 23 years old.

00:42:44.000 She's a 23-year-old professional ass-kicker slash dancer. 1.00

00:42:51.000 Was she a dancer before? 0.97

00:42:53.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:42:54.000 Dancing with the Stars?

00:42:54.000 There's Yair Rodriguez and Andrew Philly.

00:42:56.000 Let me see that again.

00:42:57.000 Damn, Jamie, you're good.

00:42:58.000 Jamie's a wizard.

00:42:59.000 Look at this.

00:42:59.000 Yep, there it is.

00:43:00.000 Same exact kick.

00:43:01.000 Damn.

00:43:02.000 That's Taekwondo.

00:43:04.000 That's in the Jackie Chan realm.

00:43:06.000 That's Taekwondo.

00:43:09.000 People get mad I say it wrong.

00:43:10.000 Taekwondo.

00:43:11.000 That's almost like a Bruce Lee one too, right?

00:43:14.000 It's almost like a...

00:43:15.000 Yeah, well it's um...

00:43:17.000 Except it's round instead of like that front snap kick, right?

00:43:20.000 Some Kyokushin guys used to do it like that.

00:43:21.000 It's just basically a traditional sort of karate style move.

00:43:25.000 One's a snap kick and one's a round kick, right?

00:43:26.000 It could be that, or it could be double round kick.

00:43:29.000 You could throw the first one just trying to touch.

00:43:31.000 You're not really trying to get all the power in it.

00:43:33.000 You're just trying to touch it so you can brace off of it and then switch the hips over and throw that second one.

00:43:38.000 You've seen me do it on a bag before.

00:43:40.000 You've got to do a DVD of your fucking kicks, dude.

00:43:43.000 Come on.

00:43:44.000 And just give it away for free.

00:43:47.000 And just give it away.

00:43:49.000 For a dollar.

00:43:50.000 The only thing that I think there should be An instructional online is how to correctly throw that turning sidekick to get power in it.

00:44:01.000 There almost should be an instructional on that.

00:44:05.000 You should make it.

00:44:06.000 Yeah.

00:44:06.000 Well, you know, I wish there was this guy.

00:44:08.000 Well, you kind of did.

00:44:09.000 That GSP kick.

00:44:10.000 That helped a little.

00:44:11.000 That was an instructional.

00:44:12.000 You basically got all your points out.

00:44:14.000 It was five minutes or something, right?

00:44:16.000 Yeah.

00:44:16.000 You could do it the way you would teach someone.

00:44:19.000 Have you seen that one, Jamie?

00:44:20.000 Him and GSP? You would do it the way you would teach someone.

00:44:23.000 You would break it down.

00:44:24.000 Because I think a lot of it is that people are missing one aspect of it that they just don't do right.

00:44:31.000 And they put the other stuff together and it just doesn't work correctly because of it.

00:44:35.000 And that aspect is that sidekick.

00:44:37.000 It's like getting the knee up for the regular sidekick and then extending the body.

00:44:41.000 That's where all the efficiency and the torque and the power is.

00:44:45.000 Isn't it crazy that something as simple as a turning sidekick or just a regular sidekick, it's so simple, everybody knows what it is.

00:44:52.000 Sidekick is probably one of the most popular kicking names, and yet very few people on the planet know how to throw it right?

00:45:02.000 Especially like in MMA, in the UFC, how many guys throw it right?

00:45:07.000 Would you say 10, 5, 15?

00:45:08.000 It's hard to say because a lot of them don't do it when they're fighting.

00:45:13.000 It's not a common technique, but Wonderboy does it perfect.

00:45:16.000 Really?

00:45:16.000 With power and everything?

00:45:17.000 Oh yeah, Wonderboy.

00:45:18.000 Your kind of power?

00:45:19.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:20.000 Well, Wonderboy, when he fights, he keeps you at the very end.

00:45:25.000 Because he's real tall and long.

00:45:26.000 He's got a very specific sort of style, and that style is like this.

00:45:31.000 He's got you, and when you're moving in on him, he's like angles and shots.

00:45:36.000 He's angles and counters.

00:45:38.000 He'll catch you with that front leg sidekick, and then if you respond to it, he'll go like he's going to do to it, and then hit you in the face with a roundhouse kick instead.

00:45:46.000 He did that to Johnny Hendricks.

00:45:47.000 He front leg sidekicked him in the body. 0.89

00:45:50.000 And like hard, and you see Hendrix gets jarred.

00:45:53.000 Just a little boom?

00:45:53.000 Mm-hmm.

00:45:54.000 Well, it was a jab.

00:45:55.000 It was a fucking, he thrust it in there.

00:45:57.000 Like a powerful front leg side kick. 0.87

00:45:59.000 And you see Hendrix try to move forward again, like to settle in again, and boom, he pops him with the same leg.

00:46:05.000 He hits him with a front leg round kick in the face.

00:46:07.000 So how did it go?

00:46:09.000 Yeah, it was like bouj, and then there was like a little bit of a movement, and then boom, the round kick came.

00:46:14.000 See if you can find that.

00:46:15.000 It was like when Hendrix stopped, or excuse me, when Wonderboy stopped Hendrix.

00:46:22.000 He stopped him in the first round, which was insane.

00:46:25.000 You think how fucking durable Hendrix is.

00:46:30.000 Hendrix is an animal.

00:46:31.000 You could stop that guy in the first round.

00:46:33.000 That's something incredibly impressive.

00:46:38.000 You think of the Hendrix that went five fucking crazy rounds with Robbie Lawler.

00:46:46.000 She's a former bachelorette. 0.97

00:46:47.000 What the fuck is that?

00:46:48.000 What's a bachelorette?

00:46:49.000 I don't understand what's going on here.

00:46:52.000 Former bachelorette?

00:46:54.000 Vancouver Canucks.

00:46:56.000 They take their hockey seriously up there.

00:46:58.000 How about that?

00:46:58.000 They're allowed to punch each other.

00:47:00.000 They're a sport.

00:47:00.000 They're allowed to beat the fuck out of each other.

00:47:03.000 They just drop their gloves and they go knuckle to knuckle.

00:47:07.000 It's the only time you're allowed to go knuckle to knuckle with somebody on TV. You can't go knuckle to knuckle with anybody in a UFC fight.

00:47:14.000 They make you tape your gloves.

00:47:16.000 You have your hand wraps.

00:47:17.000 You put your gloves on.

00:47:18.000 You have to have gloves on.

00:47:20.000 Did you know you don't have to have hand wraps?

00:47:22.000 I want to see ultimate knockouts in hockey.

00:47:25.000 There's got to be a highlight video on YouTube for that.

00:47:27.000 Here it is.

00:47:28.000 Back it up before this, because he does this before this.

00:47:31.000 He catches him.

00:47:32.000 Oh, is this the combination that ends the fight?

00:47:35.000 No, I'm sorry.

00:47:36.000 It was earlier in the round.

00:47:38.000 It was like when they were feeling each other out.

00:47:40.000 Like, Thompson just starts putting it to him.

00:47:41.000 Dude, that turning sidekick he threw right there with fire.

00:47:44.000 Legit.

00:47:44.000 Holy shit.

00:47:45.000 Everything he does is legit.

00:47:46.000 He does everything perfect.

00:47:47.000 Is he the best striker in MMA right now?

00:47:50.000 Maybe Michael Page is up there, too.

00:47:52.000 I want to see Michael Page fight a higher caliber fighter, but that guy's...

00:47:57.000 Look, man, he broke Cyborg's head.

00:48:01.000 Yeah.

00:48:02.000 Cyborg Evangelista, who's a longtime veteran.

00:48:06.000 I mean, a guy who's been fighting forever.

00:48:08.000 Tough, tough guy.

00:48:09.000 And Venom Page broke his head with a flying knee. 1.00

00:48:13.000 He's a high-level striker.

00:48:14.000 We just don't know how high-level.

00:48:16.000 You know, I want to see him...

00:48:18.000 But as far as the UFC, Wonderboy is one of the best for sure.

00:48:22.000 But, you know, it's hard to say anybody is scarier right now than Rumble.

00:48:27.000 Who's scarier than Rumble Johnson?

00:48:29.000 Nobody.

00:48:30.000 Rumble Johnson is like, oh, here it is.

00:48:33.000 You got it.

00:48:33.000 Jamie found it.

00:48:35.000 No, back it up.

00:48:36.000 That's the same exact combination.

00:48:40.000 Did he land that turning sidekick right there?

00:48:43.000 He hit him in the chest.

00:48:46.000 Here it is, I think.

00:48:48.000 He catches him with some weird stuff coming in, man.

00:48:51.000 It's really interesting.

00:48:52.000 They have this little combination.

00:48:55.000 He throws that round kick out of nowhere, too.

00:48:58.000 He's real good at ending those combinations with round kicks where people don't expect it.

00:49:02.000 It comes in fast.

00:49:04.000 So he tags him there.

00:49:05.000 Oh, shit.

00:49:06.000 So it must have been before that.

00:49:09.000 This is the final combination.

00:49:11.000 What round did he stop him?

00:49:13.000 Stopped him in the first.

00:49:14.000 Wow, yeah, we could watch the whole first round then.

00:49:16.000 Yeah, yeah, let's watch the whole first round. 0.99

00:49:18.000 See if he could find it.

00:49:19.000 He overwhelmed him.

00:49:21.000 Yeah, this is how it sets up.

00:49:22.000 Why is it all, like, weird?

00:49:24.000 If it's not supposed to be on YouTube.

00:49:26.000 Here it is.

00:49:28.000 It's like, he also gets away with keeping his hands down like that.

00:49:31.000 Look it, he tried that shit right there.

00:49:33.000 That jumping roundhouse cake.

00:49:36.000 He gets away with shit because of his distance and his understanding of, like, space is so high level.

00:49:44.000 His understanding of, like, striking space is so goddamn good.

00:49:48.000 And he was really smart.

00:49:50.000 He went right to Chris Weidman.

00:49:51.000 He was like, I gotta learn how to wrestle.

00:49:53.000 I'm just gonna fucking become buddies with one of the toughest wrestlers in MMA. And I'm gonna train like an animal with a guy who can beat my ass.

00:50:01.000 That's the move, you know?

00:50:02.000 Look what happened.

00:50:03.000 Top contender.

00:50:05.000 What were you gonna say?

00:50:06.000 Would I what?

00:50:07.000 Would you recommend to a UFC fighter or like a new guy on the Ultimate Fighter show, you got these young guys coming in, would you ever recommend they take Taekwondo classes?

00:50:18.000 It's not a bad thing to do, but the problem is if you're in the middle of learning how to fight, you might want to concentrate on, I mean, if you're gonna compete, it's almost like you might want to concentrate on those other aspects before you really attempt it.

00:50:34.000 You might want to concentrate.

00:50:36.000 You'd have to talk to a guy who's constantly training guys and is really aware of how much resources you actually have as far as how hard you can train at stuff.

00:50:46.000 Because if you're training two or three times a day, which a lot of these guys are, You know, you're probably already dedicated to like strength and conditioning, jujitsu class.

00:50:55.000 But you're seeing like maybe the style that Wonderboy has, maybe that's a glimpse of the future.

00:51:01.000 Like everybody got to get on this eventually.

00:51:03.000 So if you tell a guy who's just getting into it, you know what, stick to the basics, stick to Muay Thai, you could do that later.

00:51:09.000 He won't get into it later.

00:51:10.000 You know, you got to do it like yesterday.

00:51:12.000 Right.

00:51:13.000 You got to get right on it.

00:51:14.000 But here's the deal.

00:51:15.000 When someone's not good at that stuff, it's easy to exploit.

00:51:19.000 So there's a learning curve where you have to cross over a certain level of expertise where you understand striking, where you understand what errors to make and where to put momentum into things.

00:51:33.000 And when you're learning certain kinds of kicks, they're awkward, especially if you're not that flexible, you're not used to it, you haven't done it before.

00:51:41.000 You try it in an MMA fight, it could be a problem.

00:51:44.000 But if you're a guy like Wonderboy, he's learned how to do it since he was a kid.

00:51:48.000 I mean, Wonderboy's been doing karate with his dad since he was a kid.

00:51:52.000 So, like, he's a goddamn wizard.

00:51:55.000 I mean, he had some insane record of 50-something wins in kickboxing with no losses.

00:52:04.000 You know, he used to fight on that Chuck Norris World Combat League.

00:52:07.000 Remember that?

00:52:08.000 Didn't we go to see him live once, man?

00:52:10.000 Yeah.

00:52:10.000 It was like Atlantic City or something.

00:52:12.000 I don't remember where it was.

00:52:14.000 Where the hell was it?

00:52:16.000 But we went to see it.

00:52:17.000 I hugged Chuck Norris for the first time.

00:52:19.000 I've hugged him since, but...

00:52:20.000 Remember that...

00:52:22.000 One of the greatest moments of my life, man.

00:52:24.000 There was a UFC fighter on that show.

00:52:25.000 I'm not bullshitting either.

00:52:27.000 Remember there was a UFC fighter on that show, a black guy, who fought in the UFC, who did that show as well.

00:52:33.000 He's from Texas.

00:52:34.000 I forget his name.

00:52:35.000 Damn it.

00:52:36.000 He's a rapper, too.

00:52:38.000 He's a rapper, fought in the UFC. I think he got into rap after the UFC, and then he fought on that show.

00:52:45.000 Fuck!

00:52:45.000 I forget his name.

00:52:46.000 Goddammit.

00:52:47.000 From Texas.

00:52:48.000 Shit.

00:52:50.000 Jamie will find him.

00:52:52.000 Jamie will find him.

00:52:53.000 I didn't give him enough clues.

00:52:54.000 World Combat League.

00:52:55.000 Yeah, he fucked it up.

00:52:58.000 Goddammit, what was his name?

00:52:59.000 That World Combat League was dope.

00:53:01.000 I enjoyed it.

00:53:03.000 It's not, you know, it's not a bad idea to have a surface, almost like a mini swimming pool type thing, the way they had it, where there's an outside edge.

00:53:15.000 There's nothing wrong with having a tournament based on just kicking.

00:53:19.000 It's going to be just the best kickers.

00:53:21.000 That's it.

00:53:21.000 We're not going to really bring in striking.

00:53:23.000 You can't strike.

00:53:24.000 But you can kick anywhere you want, or something like that.

00:53:26.000 Or like, whatever.

00:53:28.000 You know what I mean?

00:53:28.000 Like soccer?

00:53:29.000 Something.

00:53:30.000 Well, that's kind of what Taekwondo is.

00:53:31.000 It's like wrestling.

00:53:32.000 Wrestling is just one tiny aspect of MMA. The takedown and the bass, it's not tiny.

00:53:38.000 Let me rephrase that.

00:53:39.000 It's a big part of MMA, but it's just one of the big three.

00:53:42.000 The big three being striking, wrestling, and jiu-jitsu.

00:53:47.000 But then there's also sambo with jiu-jitsu.

00:53:50.000 And in takedowns, there's judo with wrestling.

00:53:52.000 And then in striking, there's muay thai, boxing, traditional martial arts.

00:53:57.000 But it's generally the big three.

00:54:00.000 And then there's sisters and shit.

00:54:02.000 Here's my thoughts on the Taekwondo and Muay Thai thing.

00:54:05.000 I'm like, you cannot get Taekwondo off.

00:54:08.000 It's not going to work if you don't know Muay Thai.

00:54:11.000 That's what I believe.

00:54:12.000 I believe that most Muay Thai cancels Taekwondo.

00:54:15.000 And this is from me doing Taekwondo most of my younger life and then doing Muay Thai and then seeing the holes in it.

00:54:24.000 Like if you don't know it, like if you ever watched like a Taekwondo guy, there's a few of them online.

00:54:28.000 Taekwondo guys fight Muay Thai guys.

00:54:29.000 They just get lit up.

00:54:31.000 It's like Muay Thai is leg locks and boxing is Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

00:54:39.000 Boxing is very important in MMA. Very important.

00:54:42.000 But if you don't know Muay Thai and you don't know how to check kicks, you're gonna get exposed.

00:54:46.000 They're gonna kick your legs. 1.00

00:54:47.000 Same thing.

00:54:47.000 If you know BJJ and you don't know leg locks, I see it all the time.

00:54:53.000 If you're a traditional Brazilian jiu-jitsu guy who didn't get heavy on leg locks and you go against a guy who's heavy on leg locks, you could take a guy that's been doing leg locks for one year, maybe two years, and he just focuses on leg locks.

00:55:06.000 See, when you're really good at leg locks, you don't have to pass the guard.

00:55:09.000 You don't have to sweep, ever.

00:55:11.000 With traditional jiu-jitsu, just straight chokes and arm bars, you have to pass the goddamn guard generally if you're on top to get close to any submissions, or you gotta sweep.

00:55:22.000 But with leg locks, you don't have to do shit.

00:55:25.000 You can go right into leg locks from anywhere.

00:55:29.000 You know, that's the beautiful thing about leg locks.

00:55:32.000 When you add that...

00:55:34.000 To jiu-jitsu, you combine sambo, catch wrestling, and Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

00:55:39.000 Boom.

00:55:39.000 That right there is huge.

00:55:41.000 It's just like combining Muay Thai and boxing.

00:55:43.000 That's fucking huge.

00:55:45.000 Combining Muay Thai and boxing.

00:55:46.000 Boxing by itself in MMA, you're gonna get your legs kicked. 0.67

00:55:50.000 Well, let me ask you this.

00:55:51.000 Do you think that it is important, like if you were trying to develop a perfect fighter, do you think that it's important to start out with one discipline and get really good at it, like Damian Maia?

00:56:01.000 Or do you think you should be a guy or a gal who learns everything from scratch? 0.74

00:56:07.000 It all depends when you start and what you're...

00:56:09.000 Is your goal to become a UFC champion?

00:56:13.000 Say if you want to be the next Paige Van Zandt.

00:56:15.000 What's up, Paige?

00:56:16.000 And how old are you?

00:56:18.000 That's a good question, right?

00:56:19.000 There's no one answer, right?

00:56:21.000 Yeah, if someone's 30, it's a big difference between that.

00:56:24.000 If you're a kid, I would say...

00:56:27.000 We've talked about this before.

00:56:29.000 I would say get into breakdancing and wrestling.

00:56:34.000 Do that together.

00:56:36.000 Breakdancing and wrestling.

00:56:37.000 Get into that hard.

00:56:38.000 And do jujitsu on Sundays or whatever.

00:56:41.000 A little submissions here.

00:56:42.000 A little pass the guard here.

00:56:43.000 But make sure you're putting enough time in that wrestling and that breakdancing.

00:56:48.000 Combining both.

00:56:49.000 Because we all know wrestling translates beautifully into jujitsu.

00:56:52.000 And now we know breakdancing translates even better into jujitsu.

00:56:58.000 Because when you're doing breakdancing, you're doing way more crazy things than you are in wrestling.

00:57:03.000 Wrestling's nice, simple, basic, stay on top, balance, base, stay on top, boom, drive through, stay on top, don't let a guy get on top of you, boom.

00:57:11.000 You're not asking your body to do these crazy maneuvers like in breakdancing.

00:57:16.000 How fucking nuts is that?

00:57:17.000 When you're used to doing crazy shit, like spinning on your head in slow motion and shit like that, the amount of control you have to have on your core and the strength to do all that shit, it's like crazy yoga, capoeira...

00:57:32.000 Touch butt. 0.82

00:57:33.000 All that shit.

00:57:34.000 All that shit combined into one.

00:57:37.000 Because breakdancing is fucking everything.

00:57:39.000 It's gymnastics.

00:57:41.000 It's wrestling.

00:57:43.000 It's everything.

00:57:44.000 It's yoga.

00:57:45.000 It's Pilates.

00:57:46.000 Explosive.

00:57:46.000 It's flexibility.

00:57:47.000 Anything you can put.

00:57:48.000 There's grambies in it. 0.99

00:57:49.000 There's rubber guard in it.

00:57:51.000 There's all sorts of shit.

00:57:53.000 Breakdancing is endless.

00:57:54.000 So it just makes sense.

00:57:56.000 On paper, it makes sense.

00:57:58.000 Yeah.

00:57:59.000 That that would be the best thing to get your kids into.

00:58:02.000 To develop the ultimate...

00:58:06.000 Base, balance, core strength.

00:58:09.000 That will translate into anything.

00:58:11.000 I've seen it over and over again with Gio and Boogie and all his guys.

00:58:15.000 I got other break dancers.

00:58:17.000 For sure, it's a good base for Jiu-Jitsu.

00:58:20.000 I got another guy.

00:58:21.000 The question becomes, though, how much emphasis should be put on striking if you're developing a guy?

00:58:28.000 For MMA? I would say...

00:58:31.000 There's a lot of time, I would say.

00:58:34.000 Focus on the wrestling and the breakdancing.

00:58:37.000 Add a little striking here on the side.

00:58:39.000 Just get them moving.

00:58:40.000 Maybe Taekwondo on Saturday.

00:58:43.000 Taekwondo Saturday.

00:58:44.000 Jiu-jitsu Sunday.

00:58:45.000 Monday through Friday.

00:58:47.000 Wrestling during the day.

00:58:48.000 Breakdancing at night.

00:58:49.000 Wrestling during the day.

00:58:50.000 Five days a week.

00:58:51.000 Saturday.

00:58:52.000 Go to McDonald's and get a little hot fudge Sunday after Taekwondo.

00:58:58.000 Do all that shit.

00:58:59.000 Boom.

00:59:00.000 And you're good.

00:59:01.000 Yeah, man, you know the only thing that I would wonder about I mean if you run into a guy like Wonderboy, I'd wonder about it get it When you look at a guy like Wonderboy, if you can't take that guy down, you're kind of fucked.

00:59:14.000 Unless you're a better striker.

00:59:16.000 Unless you're Tumanov.

00:59:18.000 Yeah, you have to be...

00:59:19.000 What's gonna happen with him and Tumanov?

00:59:20.000 It's a good question.

00:59:21.000 It's a real good question.

00:59:22.000 Tumanov is a fucking...

00:59:23.000 He throws straight, powerful shit.

00:59:26.000 He certainly does.

00:59:28.000 He's super fluid.

00:59:30.000 Very technical with his angles and the way he boxes.

00:59:33.000 His kicks are good too.

00:59:34.000 Good leg kicks.

00:59:35.000 It's an insane sport, man.

00:59:37.000 There's so many guys.

00:59:38.000 Look at the 155 division.

00:59:41.000 Can you imagine the shit-talking leading up to the fight, the countdown show, Tony Ferguson and Conor?

00:59:48.000 Even that.

00:59:49.000 That's another dimension on its own.

00:59:53.000 Can you imagine?

00:59:54.000 Nate Diaz and Conor McGregor almost didn't fucking happen.

00:59:57.000 All this shit, this historic shit of all time in history almost didn't happen.

01:00:01.000 If Dos Anjos didn't get hurt, right?

01:00:04.000 Yeah.

01:00:06.000 If he didn't get hurt, we wouldn't have any of this shit.

01:00:09.000 So imagine Tony Ferguson, Conor McGregor.

01:00:12.000 Imagine that shit.

01:00:14.000 Because Tony, he's going to talk shit as well.

01:00:16.000 And he's intelligent.

01:00:18.000 And fuck, dude.

01:00:19.000 And he's an assassin.

01:00:19.000 He's a fucking total barbarian.

01:00:22.000 Yeah, he's an assassin.

01:00:23.000 Holy shit.

01:00:23.000 He finds a way to win.

01:00:25.000 The beating he put on Edson Barboza.

01:00:28.000 Holy goddamn shit.

01:00:29.000 Everybody's scared of Edson.

01:00:31.000 Edson's one of the scariest guys in UFC history.

01:00:33.000 That's a scary opponent.

01:00:35.000 That's one guy you're like, you know what?

01:00:37.000 Can we go around that motherfucker?

01:00:39.000 You know, that's what deep down everyone's thinking that cuz that guy if he lands a super fast crazy Spinning wheel kicks if he lands that shit, you might not be the same person for the rest of your life There might be a slight change.

01:00:54.000 He's a perfect example of a guy who has outstanding Muay Thai and Nasty traditional kicks. 0.99

01:01:00.000 Yeah, his perfect example.

01:01:02.000 Like you ever see him throw a spinning back kick.

01:01:04.000 Yes, perfect.

01:01:05.000 Yeah And fast as fuck and fast as fuck.

01:01:08.000 And the wheel kick that he knocked out Terry Edom, do you know that was the first wheel kick KO ever in the history of the UFC? Really?

01:01:14.000 That was the first one.

01:01:15.000 Edson Barboza knocking out Terry Edom in Brazil.

01:01:18.000 That's the first one?

01:01:18.000 Yup, and there's an animated gif of Barboza spinning, landing on Edom.

01:01:24.000 He goes down and in the background, Ari Shafir goes like this.

01:01:28.000 Really?

01:01:28.000 Yeah, Ari's in the background.

01:01:30.000 It's incredible.

01:01:32.000 It's incredible.

01:01:33.000 As the wheel kick lands, you see Ari freak out in the background. 1.00

01:01:37.000 Did someone make a special video and zoom in on him and shit?

01:01:40.000 And make a meme out of it?

01:01:41.000 No, I'm sure someone has.

01:01:44.000 I've seen it.

01:01:45.000 I've definitely seen the meme.

01:01:46.000 But that technique, the way he throws it is perfect.

01:01:50.000 Everything he does is perfect.

01:01:51.000 His switch kick is the best switch kick I've ever seen in my life.

01:01:54.000 I've never seen anybody throw a better switch kick.

01:01:57.000 Dude, Anthony Pettis, Charles Oliveira.

01:01:59.000 Holy goddamn Jesus.

01:02:02.000 Look, Ari's in the background. 1.00

01:02:04.000 See right there?

01:02:05.000 His hands go up to his head.

01:02:06.000 Is that what this video is about?

01:02:07.000 Look at this.

01:02:08.000 Boom.

01:02:08.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:02:09.000 Watch.

01:02:09.000 He lands it.

01:02:10.000 Now look in the background, and you watch Ari's hands come up. 1.00

01:02:13.000 Is that him doing this?

01:02:14.000 He's right there behind me.

01:02:16.000 Watch this.

01:02:17.000 One more time.

01:02:18.000 Oh, that's Joe Silva?

01:02:19.000 Right here's Silva.

01:02:20.000 Joe Silva's there, and Ari's right behind him.

01:02:23.000 You can't enlarge that screen?

01:02:25.000 No, it was really small.

01:02:26.000 I made it bigger.

01:02:27.000 Oh, you made it smaller?

01:02:28.000 What happened?

01:02:29.000 Dude, that's one of the greatest knockouts in UFC history.

01:02:33.000 In MMA history, really.

01:02:34.000 And we're looking at Ari.

01:02:36.000 We're focusing scientifically, forensically, on Ari.

01:02:41.000 That's funny.

01:02:42.000 But Barboza, as far as technique, he has zero holes in his technique.

01:02:47.000 Zero.

01:02:48.000 He's one of the best kickers I've ever seen.

01:02:50.000 Because he does everything.

01:02:52.000 He does the traditional kicks.

01:02:54.000 He does a lot of Muay Thai techniques.

01:02:58.000 He's the first guy to ever stop two opponents with leg kicks.

01:03:01.000 Rafael Oliveira and...

01:03:04.000 Mike Lulo.

01:03:05.000 Mike Lulo, that's right.

01:03:06.000 Nasty fucking leg kicks.

01:03:07.000 Lulo almost go-go plathed him.

01:03:09.000 He was in danger for a little bit.

01:03:10.000 That was legit go-go on him.

01:03:12.000 Yeah.

01:03:13.000 Well, he went after Cowboy.

01:03:15.000 Remember that fight?

01:03:16.000 And then Cowboy caught him with a jab and then took him down and got his back. 0.99

01:03:20.000 Barboza?

01:03:21.000 Yeah, Barboza and Cowboy.

01:03:22.000 You remember that fight?

01:03:23.000 Damn, I don't.

01:03:23.000 It was a crazy ass fight.

01:03:24.000 Who won that?

01:03:24.000 Cowboy.

01:03:25.000 Cowboy.

01:03:26.000 He's on fire.

01:03:27.000 First round.

01:03:28.000 Dude, Cowboy McGregor would be fucking insane.

01:03:31.000 Oh my god, please make it happen.

01:03:32.000 Dude, that would be fucking insane.

01:03:34.000 That might be the biggest fight of all time.

01:03:36.000 Holy shit.

01:03:37.000 We might have to stop fighting for like a month.

01:03:39.000 Breathe after that fight.

01:03:41.000 Connor is going to have $700 billion when he retires, dude.

01:03:46.000 Come on, man.

01:03:47.000 Who's going to be richer than that guy?

01:03:48.000 Nobody.

01:03:49.000 When he buys his first fucking G5 or whatever, you don't think he's going to put that shit on Instagram every day?

01:03:55.000 Of course he is.

01:03:55.000 He's going to buy a castle.

01:03:56.000 When is that going to happen?

01:03:57.000 Dude, he's going to live in a castle.

01:03:58.000 Oh.

01:03:59.000 A castle with a jet.

01:04:02.000 He needs that picture.

01:04:03.000 That's the ultimate picture.

01:04:05.000 He needs to get that one.

01:04:06.000 And look at this.

01:04:06.000 Charles Oliveira closing in on Pettis.

01:04:08.000 We're watching the Charles Oliveira-Anthony Pettis fight.

01:04:11.000 I've been looking forward to it for a while.

01:04:13.000 Oliveira moved in on Pettis.

01:04:15.000 He's trying to take him to the ground.

01:04:16.000 He's wrestle-fucking him.

01:04:17.000 You know, the same way a lot of guys have done.

01:04:21.000 He's got all that Taekwondo shit we were talking about.

01:04:23.000 It's true, but Oliveira's pretty fucking good on his feet, too.

01:04:26.000 I'm interested in this because I was wondering how Oliveira would approach this fight.

01:04:31.000 His technique, his stand-up is very good, man.

01:04:34.000 His approach is, I'm taking this guy down.

01:04:35.000 It seems like it, man.

01:04:37.000 He's like, fuck that striking shit.

01:04:38.000 Good defense by Pettis, though.

01:04:40.000 Good takedown defense so far.

01:04:45.000 Olivera's a good grappler, man.

01:04:46.000 He submitted guys with a bunch of different shit, too.

01:04:50.000 Weird chokes.

01:04:51.000 He knee-barred Jim Miller, right?

01:04:53.000 No, Jim Miller knee-barred him.

01:04:56.000 Oh, shit.

01:04:58.000 See, that's how retarded I am.

01:04:59.000 He got someone in a calf slicer.

01:05:01.000 I think it was one of the first ever calf slicers in the UFC. I don't know the stats on that.

01:05:06.000 I can't remember another one.

01:05:08.000 Maybe somebody out there can correct me.

01:05:10.000 I don't remember another one.

01:05:11.000 No wonder people don't believe me about Tower 7. I can't remember shit.

01:05:17.000 Damn, Oliveira's sticking to him like glue here.

01:05:22.000 Yeah, he's won.

01:05:26.000 He beat Efrain Escudero with that standing rear naked.

01:05:29.000 Remember that fight?

01:05:31.000 Yeah, there's the calf slicer.

01:05:32.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:05:35.000 Yeah.

01:05:36.000 I don't think anybody's ever tapped anybody with that before.

01:05:39.000 Do people call that the Oliver Capcrank?

01:05:43.000 And rightfully so.

01:05:45.000 Yeah, rightfully so.

01:05:46.000 If you do it in the UFC, if you're the first one, that's yours.

01:05:49.000 You own that motherfucker. 0.99

01:05:50.000 Yeah, there's a lot of techniques like that, right?

01:05:52.000 Look at this.

01:05:53.000 Oliveros got Pettis' back.

01:05:55.000 Oh, shit.

01:05:56.000 Danger.

01:05:58.000 Danger.

01:05:59.000 Oh, Anthony Pettis.

01:06:00.000 Oh, shit.

01:06:02.000 What's going to happen here?

01:06:03.000 What is going to happen here?

01:06:05.000 Things get interesting, my friend.

01:06:07.000 Not good to have Pettis on top of you. 1.00

01:06:09.000 Oh, he got up in the horse.

01:06:12.000 Interesting.

01:06:12.000 Oh!

01:06:13.000 No.

01:06:14.000 Slippity-slippery.

01:06:15.000 Too slippery.

01:06:16.000 Exactly.

01:06:16.000 Here's a little punch for your troubles.

01:06:18.000 Great triangle defense by Pettis right there.

01:06:20.000 Here's a question.

01:06:22.000 Olivera lands a round kick first.

01:06:24.000 How much of a toll did the weight cut take on Pettis?

01:06:27.000 I mean, he lost a lot of weight to get down to 145. Look at that balance and base.

01:06:31.000 Very nice.

01:06:32.000 You know, at first, these strikers, they were getting taken down pretty easily, but they have...

01:06:38.000 Oh! 0.60

01:06:39.000 Hard kick to the body! 1.00

01:06:40.000 Hard kick to the body! 1.00

01:06:42.000 Another one! 0.99

01:06:43.000 He's hurt.

01:06:43.000 He's hurt bad.

01:06:44.000 Oh, look at that.

01:06:46.000 Look at that balance and base.

01:06:47.000 Pettis is professional with the jiu-jitsu right there.

01:06:50.000 Look at that.

01:06:50.000 Oh, he's lighting him up.

01:06:52.000 You can't play open guard like that.

01:06:53.000 You can't have your guard open.

01:06:54.000 You've got to close that shit.

01:06:56.000 Oh! 0.60

01:06:57.000 Oh! 0.60

01:06:58.000 He's got an arm!

01:06:59.000 Oh, he's got the arm!

01:07:00.000 Pulls out!

01:07:00.000 Shit!

01:07:01.000 Beautiful!

01:07:02.000 Beautiful!

01:07:02.000 Look at that swamp walking!

01:07:04.000 Look at that bass!

01:07:05.000 Oliveira's got heart, dude!

01:07:06.000 Hanging in there!

01:07:08.000 Pettis is all over it! 0.94

01:07:10.000 Oh! 0.60

01:07:11.000 Look at that shit!

01:07:12.000 Too greasy!

01:07:13.000 Look at all that shit!

01:07:14.000 Oh, side control!

01:07:15.000 Nice pass! 0.95

01:07:16.000 Very nice!

01:07:17.000 My crucifix coming!

01:07:19.000 Is Pettis a black belt?

01:07:20.000 I don't know, man.

01:07:21.000 Because he's looking like a black belt. 0.85

01:07:22.000 I want to say he's at least a brown belt.

01:07:24.000 Dude, he's looking like a black belt. 1.00

01:07:26.000 Because Oliver is a black belt, right? 1.00

01:07:27.000 Mm-hmm.

01:07:28.000 Well, damn.

01:07:29.000 He's looking great.

01:07:31.000 Pettis has submitted some...

01:07:33.000 Oh! 0.60

01:07:33.000 Oh, shit. 0.60

01:07:34.000 Look at his defense.

01:07:35.000 Good grapple, good grapple.

01:07:36.000 He submitted.

01:07:37.000 It's nice to see what high-level jiu-jitsu guys like Charles Oliver doing in spots like this because...

01:07:42.000 You're not hiding technique here.

01:07:43.000 You're going to your A game.

01:07:44.000 You're A. What are you thinking when you're in a position?

01:07:46.000 Look at that.

01:07:47.000 That was a great move.

01:07:48.000 That's some great shit right there.

01:07:49.000 Well, Pettis tried.

01:07:49.000 He got too aggressive in going for the Mounted Crucifix.

01:07:52.000 He gave up position.

01:07:54.000 Gave up position.

01:07:55.000 Now he's in trouble.

01:07:56.000 Oh, shit.

01:07:59.000 Dude, if he can pull this off.

01:08:00.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:01.000 Wow.

01:08:02.000 What a fight.

01:08:03.000 What a fight.

01:08:04.000 Pettis is almost out.

01:08:05.000 I suspect Pettis got good defense here.

01:08:07.000 Look at that defense.

01:08:08.000 Oh, and he tags him.

01:08:09.000 Oh, he had his back, and now he's on his back again.

01:08:13.000 Oh! 0.60

01:08:13.000 Good upkick! 0.60

01:08:14.000 Good upkick!

01:08:15.000 Damn, this is a real fight here.

01:08:18.000 Look at this shit.

01:08:19.000 Oh, fuck.

01:08:20.000 He keeps going after it, but there's nothing there.

01:08:22.000 There's just two dudes who only go forward.

01:08:26.000 They don't know how to stall.

01:08:28.000 They just go forward after each other.

01:08:29.000 Look at that, he's got him in De La Hiva card.

01:08:31.000 Yeah, look at this.

01:08:31.000 He got De La Hiva for a second.

01:08:34.000 Oh, shit.

01:08:35.000 He's constantly throwing things up, man.

01:08:37.000 He's constantly throwing things up, but damn, Pettis keeps cracking him.

01:08:40.000 Yeah, look at that.

01:08:41.000 Oh, but you gotta look out for that upkick, man.

01:08:43.000 You gotta throw upkicks.

01:08:44.000 Oh, shit.

01:08:46.000 Oh, shit.

01:08:47.000 If you're Pettis, don't you let him stand up here?

01:08:48.000 Don't you let him stand up here?

01:08:50.000 I think a part of you says that there's no way he can knock me out here, so I don't mind staying here.

01:08:56.000 It's the end of the round.

01:08:59.000 A lot of times people, you think, oh, why doesn't he let him up to fuck him up?

01:09:02.000 And that's usually the best advice, but I assume that...

01:09:09.000 They're thinking, okay, if I let him up, I'm beating him up.

01:09:11.000 He still can throw.

01:09:13.000 Maybe he recovers and he throws a big fucking shot and knocks me out.

01:09:16.000 That happens a lot.

01:09:17.000 So there's no way he can knock me out on his back except for that up kick.

01:09:21.000 Why don't I just stay right here?

01:09:23.000 You know what I mean?

01:09:24.000 I think that's what they're thinking, but I don't know.

01:09:26.000 It could be.

01:09:27.000 It could be also.

01:09:28.000 I mean, that was a hard-fought first round.

01:09:30.000 You let a guy stand up.

01:09:31.000 Mm-hmm.

01:09:33.000 He's got four limbs where he can knock you out.

01:09:36.000 If you keep him on his back, you just gotta watch that upkick, and that shit's so low percentage.

01:09:40.000 That's happened three times in history.

01:09:41.000 Yeah, and he also knows that it's probably the end of the round.

01:09:45.000 It's happened a few times in the UFC. What's the greatest upkick ever?

01:09:48.000 I say Henzo Gracie versus Oleg Tektarov.

01:09:51.000 And then there's Murillo Bustamante on Jerry Bolander.

01:09:55.000 Oh, that's right.

01:09:56.000 Remember that?

01:09:56.000 Which one was first?

01:09:57.000 Or was that Fabio Gergele on Bolander?

01:10:00.000 No, no, it wasn't Fabio.

01:10:01.000 It was Murillo Bustamante.

01:10:02.000 Look at this.

01:10:02.000 Boom!

01:10:03.000 Pettis with the body kick.

01:10:05.000 Olivera in deep shit.

01:10:06.000 Can you find Murillo Bustamante, Jerry Bolander up kick?

01:10:11.000 That would be awesome, Jamie.

01:10:13.000 I don't mean to be like I own the show or anything like that.

01:10:16.000 So if I stepped over my bounds, talk to Joe because he's got my back.

01:10:20.000 I like Olivera's technique, man.

01:10:22.000 He looks so smooth.

01:10:23.000 I like that front kick to the body, man.

01:10:26.000 Olivera looks very smooth on the feet, man.

01:10:29.000 Very smooth.

01:10:30.000 Good rhythm.

01:10:30.000 Yeti was trying to take him down right away.

01:10:32.000 Yeah, well, I think he wants to just show him he can beat him both ways.

01:10:36.000 He's taking him down again.

01:10:37.000 Look at this.

01:10:38.000 Spins around, gets the back.

01:10:40.000 Goddamn.

01:10:41.000 Oh, Pettis reverse.

01:10:42.000 Dude, Pettis is no joke.

01:10:43.000 Reverse.

01:10:44.000 Look at that.

01:10:46.000 He's gonna let him up.

01:10:47.000 Now he's gonna let him up.

01:10:47.000 Yeah, now he's gonna let him stand up.

01:10:48.000 Too much time left.

01:10:49.000 You were probably right.

01:10:50.000 He probably got a coaching in the corner.

01:10:51.000 They were probably saying, you're gonna fuck this guy up with that left kick from the body.

01:10:55.000 Here it is.

01:10:55.000 Look at Bolander right there.

01:10:57.000 Oh, head kick.

01:10:58.000 Look at that.

01:10:58.000 He went over the top.

01:10:59.000 Oh, look at that.

01:11:00.000 That's it.

01:11:03.000 Two.

01:11:03.000 Oh, Oliveira with the right hand.

01:11:06.000 Oliveira's got a bad swelling on the left eye.

01:11:08.000 Oh, and he just got tagged there, too.

01:11:10.000 Probably from some of that.

01:11:11.000 Oh, look at that beautiful jab. 0.97

01:11:12.000 Pettis is targeting it.

01:11:16.000 He's gonna let him up.

01:11:17.000 I think Oliver is struggling, man.

01:11:19.000 He can't see very good out of that eye, man.

01:11:21.000 He's really badly swollen up.

01:11:23.000 And when it starts swelling up that quick, you gotta wonder how bad that injury is.

01:11:27.000 See how bad it is, man?

01:11:28.000 He keeps coming forward.

01:11:29.000 Look at that.

01:11:29.000 What a savage.

01:11:30.000 Look at that.

01:11:31.000 He's throwing heavy shit, too.

01:11:32.000 He's just going forward like a goddamn cyborg.

01:11:35.000 Yeah, look at that one-two.

01:11:39.000 I like the way Olivera leads with that front kick, too.

01:11:42.000 Look at that jab! 0.85

01:11:42.000 He throws a lot of that left leg front kick. 0.85

01:11:45.000 It's nice.

01:11:47.000 Very crisp.

01:11:48.000 He like really, he fucks with you with it.

01:11:50.000 So many weapons to polish.

01:11:51.000 Oh, good kick to the body! 1.00

01:11:52.000 Oh, shit!

01:11:55.000 Olivera on the right hook! 1.00

01:11:57.000 Olivera, pressure! 0.99

01:12:00.000 Goddamn, what a fight.

01:12:01.000 What a fight.

01:12:02.000 These guys are fucking beasts.

01:12:04.000 Oh, shit.

01:12:04.000 Oh, right hand by Pettis.

01:12:05.000 Right hand by Olivera!

01:12:08.000 Pettis got some sweet boxing, man. 0.99

01:12:10.000 He's, like, countering beautifully.

01:12:12.000 He's taking a lot of shit, but, you know, he's landing a lot of rights.

01:12:17.000 This is amazing.

01:12:19.000 Oh, is that an elbow?

01:12:20.000 Yeah.

01:12:22.000 You don't...

01:12:23.000 It seems like people are throwing more and more.

01:12:26.000 Pettis with that right hand.

01:12:27.000 Oh, look at those elbows. 0.94

01:12:28.000 Nice.

01:12:29.000 Oliveira's very clean with his Muay Thai, man.

01:12:31.000 He does a lot of real good technical shit.

01:12:34.000 Good right hand.

01:12:35.000 No, he's not.

01:12:36.000 Oh.

01:12:36.000 Oh, right hand over the top.

01:12:38.000 I don't think.

01:12:42.000 I forget where.

01:12:43.000 Find out where Charles Oliveira trains.

01:12:47.000 I don't think it's Novo Uñao, though.

01:12:50.000 I'm almost positive it's not.

01:12:53.000 Oh, look at this!

01:12:54.000 He's got his back!

01:12:55.000 Oh, shit!

01:12:56.000 Oh, shit!

01:12:57.000 Oh, shit!

01:12:59.000 This is why you need to be razor sharp on the back, right?

01:13:02.000 This is your opportunity to win.

01:13:04.000 You have an opportunity.

01:13:05.000 You're just going to let it slip through your fingers.

01:13:08.000 Look at this, man.

01:13:09.000 Look at this.

01:13:10.000 No pun intended.

01:13:11.000 He's got Anthony Pennis' back.

01:13:12.000 And he's controlling him.

01:13:13.000 He's got that body triangle.

01:13:14.000 You've got to be really good here.

01:13:16.000 You've got to be really good on the back.

01:13:18.000 You've got the back.

01:13:19.000 You should take advantage of it.

01:13:21.000 What else do you need?

01:13:22.000 You got the back, both leg hooks.

01:13:24.000 You got a fucking body triangle.

01:13:26.000 What else do you need?

01:13:27.000 Is there something else?

01:13:28.000 Okay, well what should he be doing here, man?

01:13:29.000 He should...

01:13:30.000 Tell the people.

01:13:31.000 I mean, there's a wrist battle.

01:13:34.000 There's a hand fight.

01:13:36.000 Oh, look at this!

01:13:37.000 And it's sophisticated and complicated, and you gotta win.

01:13:39.000 There's a battle going on.

01:13:41.000 Anthony Pettis is using both his hands to defend his neck, and he's got a good angle at that defense, too.

01:13:47.000 So it's really difficult, because even though Anthony Pettis has his back taken, the way he would defend that choke, it's like doing a pull-up like this, very strong.

01:13:57.000 It becomes very sophisticated.

01:13:59.000 He spun.

01:14:00.000 Oop.

01:14:00.000 He broke it through.

01:14:01.000 He's on top now.

01:14:02.000 A lot of grease.

01:14:03.000 A lot of grease.

01:14:04.000 You got to keep that body lock triangle on as much as you can.

01:14:09.000 Oh, look at this!

01:14:10.000 Too much grease.

01:14:13.000 And by grease, I mean sweat.

01:14:15.000 Any Bravo accusers people of greasing.

01:14:19.000 No, no, no.

01:14:19.000 I meant sweat is grease.

01:14:21.000 Goddamn, good technique, man.

01:14:23.000 Oh, nice knee to the body on the brake. 0.98

01:14:25.000 And a right hand by Oliveira.

01:14:27.000 Holy shit.

01:14:31.000 He's trying out at Houston.

01:14:32.000 What's that?

01:14:33.000 He's in Houston.

01:14:34.000 He trains in Houston.

01:14:34.000 I can't find the gym, but he just keeps saying Houston everywhere.

01:14:37.000 Oh, well, I know he started out at some place in Brazil because they were showing it on television.

01:14:44.000 Pretty sure, right?

01:14:46.000 Didn't they have like a whole...

01:14:47.000 He's from Sao Paulo, but...

01:14:49.000 Yeah, I think they went to his original gym.

01:14:51.000 Oh, Pettis with a kick to the body! 0.99

01:14:55.000 Pettis is another one who has pretty flawless traditional taekwondo style techniques.

01:15:01.000 Right hand.

01:15:02.000 Oh, shit.

01:15:04.000 Oh, look at this.

01:15:05.000 Olivera gets it.

01:15:06.000 Pettis is taking some big deep breaths.

01:15:10.000 It's what it's called?

01:15:13.000 Who's that?

01:15:14.000 I don't know if that's his gym.

01:15:15.000 I don't know.

01:15:17.000 I think...

01:15:18.000 That's not the video that I saw that was in preparation for this fight, so I'm not quite sure, but...

01:15:23.000 Whatever it is, he's super well-trained.

01:15:26.000 We should find out what his camp is.

01:15:29.000 Just give him a shout-out.

01:15:30.000 Super well-trained.

01:15:32.000 If there was three rules, or two, or whatever you can think of, you can make the change right now.

01:15:37.000 Not the scoring system, just rules in the game.

01:15:39.000 What would they be?

01:15:41.000 If you had all the powers, the head commissioner of the Nevada State Athletic Commission came to you and said, Joe, whatever you want, let's fix this sport.

01:15:49.000 What are the three major things you think?

01:15:51.000 We trust you.

01:15:52.000 You're so knowledgeable.

01:15:53.000 You fucking are amazing, man.

01:15:54.000 Well, I'm tired of getting blown here.

01:15:57.000 Said no guy ever?

01:15:59.000 No guy ever.

01:16:01.000 What would I tell him to do?

01:16:02.000 First of all, I don't think it needs to be fixed.

01:16:04.000 I think we could all...

01:16:05.000 I think the best way...

01:16:07.000 Rule changes.

01:16:07.000 Yeah, the best way to find out what the best rule changes would be is to talk to all the experts.

01:16:16.000 Talk to all the most respected trainers, the Duke Rufuses and the Ferasa Hobbies and the Matt Humes and all those guys.

01:16:24.000 Talk to them.

01:16:25.000 And then talk to former fighters that are really smart guys like Brian Stan.

01:16:32.000 Talk to guys like Dominic Cruz.

01:16:34.000 Talk to guys who are at it right now like John Jones who are in their prime.

01:16:38.000 Talk to everybody.

01:16:39.000 Talk to George St. Pierre.

01:16:40.000 And then get sort of an understanding of what everybody would like to see changed or what they think would be changed if they had their way.

01:16:49.000 I think that's probably the best way to do it, to do it as a community.

01:16:53.000 Because I think there's not going to be a total agreement on things, but I think we can come to some reasonable agreements if we all just sat down and explored what would be the best options for rules for safety.

01:17:07.000 Look at this guy that's throwing up an arm bar!

01:17:12.000 That was slick.

01:17:13.000 Yeah, he just snapped on it.

01:17:15.000 Let's see if he can pull that off.

01:17:16.000 No, but I'm talking about in a fantasy world.

01:17:20.000 In a fantasy world.

01:17:21.000 I know.

01:17:22.000 What you're talking about is like the most...

01:17:23.000 But even in a fantasy world, that's what I would do.

01:17:26.000 I would definitely, if it was up to me, that's what I would do.

01:17:29.000 I would put it up to.

01:17:30.000 Would you be included in that group of people?

01:17:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:34.000 Okay, so everyone would have to vote on their top three, and then you put it all together, and then from there you decide.

01:17:40.000 Yeah.

01:17:40.000 Ooh, Pat is on top again!

01:17:42.000 God damn, this is a great fight!

01:17:43.000 I would think, number one, much more comprehensive rule system.

01:17:47.000 Let's find out what rules make sense.

01:17:51.000 Like the 12-6 elbow, that's gone.

01:17:54.000 That making that elbow illegal. 0.87

01:17:56.000 It's really from the mount only when that comes into play, right?

01:17:59.000 Totally.

01:18:00.000 It's a legit technique.

01:18:01.000 And then I think you and I had a point, and I think it should be discussed.

01:18:05.000 Why can't you elbow someone in the back of the head?

01:18:07.000 When you can kick him in the back of the head.

01:18:09.000 Yes.

01:18:09.000 When you can, in transitions, guys get kicked.

01:18:12.000 Look at this!

01:18:12.000 Oh, he tapped him!

01:18:13.000 He tapped him!

01:18:15.000 Oh, shit!

01:18:16.000 Anthony Pettis!

01:18:17.000 Oh my goodness.

01:18:18.000 If he's not a black belt, he's getting it tomorrow morning.

01:18:20.000 Oh my goodness.

01:18:21.000 He caught him with a fucking guillotine and tapped him.

01:18:24.000 Legit guillotine.

01:18:26.000 Woo! 0.99

01:18:27.000 Anthony Patton has got some finishing power on the ground, man.

01:18:31.000 Wow.

01:18:32.000 That's fantastic.

01:18:33.000 Look at that beautiful display right there.

01:18:35.000 They went over and hugged him.

01:18:35.000 Oliveira kissed him on the cheek.

01:18:37.000 That's beautiful.

01:18:39.000 I don't know why.

01:18:40.000 That's touching to me, for real.

01:18:42.000 It sounds like a bullshit thing to say.

01:18:45.000 You know, like, oh, look at that.

01:18:46.000 They made friends.

01:18:47.000 How cute.

01:18:47.000 But, like, really, that means a lot, man.

01:18:51.000 When you see these two guys train for each other for months at a time, talk shit about how the fight's going to go down, talk about, you know, beating each other's asses.

01:19:02.000 Damn, all that?

01:19:03.000 Beautiful.

01:19:04.000 Holy shit.

01:19:05.000 Beautiful transition.

01:19:05.000 Look at this.

01:19:06.000 He's going for the single.

01:19:07.000 He misses it, and the transition to the double catches the guillotine and gets that leg perfect over the top.

01:19:12.000 That is nasty as fuck.

01:19:14.000 That is locked down.

01:19:15.000 He got under the chin. 0.98

01:19:16.000 He got under the chin with that grip. 0.97

01:19:18.000 He's right under the chin right there.

01:19:19.000 Boom.

01:19:19.000 And he can't get it out.

01:19:20.000 He's locked down.

01:19:21.000 And you know what?

01:19:22.000 The fence helped him.

01:19:23.000 Yeah, he couldn't go to the right.

01:19:24.000 The Phelps kept it in.

01:19:25.000 Couldn't go to the right.

01:19:26.000 Yep.

01:19:27.000 Yeah, and he's pushing against it.

01:19:29.000 The fence is weird, man.

01:19:30.000 I think it helps things, and I think it makes it way easier to take people down.

01:19:34.000 There's a lot of wrestlers. 0.79

01:19:36.000 If the fence didn't exist, good fucking luck.

01:19:39.000 Good luck trying to take them down.

01:19:41.000 But the fence also makes it harder to take people down in another sense where you're leaning against the fence.

01:19:48.000 It's an art to use all your weight into the fence and just to use the fence in your favor when you're working on your takedown defense.

01:19:57.000 There truly is a difference between MMA wrestling and wrestling.

01:20:01.000 There should be a tournament called fence wrestling where you start and you have a guy against the fence and as soon as you could circle out, now you switch and you go back and forth to see who gets the most takedowns off the fence.

01:20:12.000 That would be a great skill.

01:20:13.000 Like, you know how you say Taekwondo is a good skill to have if you're like a Wonderboy and you can throw those perfect kind of kicks?

01:20:19.000 If you had a sport, a separate sport...

01:20:21.000 Fence wrestling.

01:20:22.000 That was just fence wrestling. 0.96

01:20:23.000 That is actually a really good idea.

01:20:25.000 For MMA? It would prepare you better for MMA. That's a big difference with fence and without fence.

01:20:31.000 Giant difference.

01:20:32.000 Fuck yeah, you couldn't run away either.

01:20:34.000 Do you think parents would let their kids wrestle in a cage? 0.99

01:20:37.000 If they had school meets.

01:20:38.000 The parents I know, hell yeah!

01:20:40.000 Get the little animal in the cage! 1.00

01:20:42.000 I got parents that they want their kids to fight in the UFC more than the kids do.

01:20:47.000 They're down as fuck!

01:20:50.000 Show them that rubber guard!

01:20:52.000 Show it to them!

01:20:53.000 All that shit!

01:20:55.000 He's doing ballet.

01:20:56.000 He's doing...

01:20:57.000 He's swimming.

01:20:59.000 That's hilarious.

01:21:01.000 He's doing water polo for that explosion.

01:21:03.000 Can you imagine if all wrestling meets turned into cage wrestling meets?

01:21:06.000 Look, wrestling attendance is down.

01:21:08.000 I got good news and I got bad news.

01:21:11.000 Good news is we got a solution.

01:21:13.000 The bad news is it involves your little angels wrestling in a cage.

01:21:16.000 How about you have, instead of six mats out there, like in a high school, you have six cages out there.

01:21:25.000 It's just cage wrestling. 0.86

01:21:26.000 You'd have to get six fucking cages.

01:21:28.000 Yeah, but you can't have cages run simultaneously.

01:21:30.000 Yes, you can.

01:21:30.000 Just like a regular wrestling tournament or a jiu-jitsu tournament.

01:21:33.000 At the Worlds, there's 12 matches going on at the same time.

01:21:36.000 You just put little cages in each match.

01:21:38.000 I know, but doesn't it seem like...

01:21:40.000 Dude, this is a fantasy world.

01:21:42.000 Jesus Christ.

01:21:44.000 I'm not trying to fund this.

01:21:45.000 How about this?

01:21:46.000 All we need is $30,000 to get the cages.

01:21:49.000 Clothing's optional.

01:21:50.000 Who's going to bring the cages?

01:21:52.000 We got a cage company to sponsor.

01:21:53.000 Oil is optional.

01:21:54.000 Are you guys going to oil it, or are you guys going to go dry today?

01:21:57.000 You have Turkish oil wrestling.

01:21:59.000 You know how they have that shit?

01:22:00.000 They oil each other up.

01:22:01.000 You ever seen that?

01:22:02.000 Dude, they reach into each other's pants and grab their ball back. 0.99

01:22:04.000 One of our greatest photoshops ever of all time, back when photoshop was first invented, they took one of them Turkish oil wrestling. 0.94

01:22:13.000 They look like they're in leather pants, topless leather pants.

01:22:17.000 It looks like a Chippendales outfit, but it's actually serious sports going on where they're wrestling and they're completely covered in oil and you can reach, part of the sport is reaching inside the man's pants to grip around his balls.

01:22:32.000 That is part of the game.

01:22:34.000 That is part of the game.

01:22:35.000 I want to know.

01:22:36.000 There it is.

01:22:37.000 I want to know, where are the schools for this?

01:22:41.000 What do the schools look like?

01:22:43.000 How do you train for this?

01:22:45.000 Dude, they oil each other up.

01:22:46.000 They wear really tight leather pants like they're in Judas Priest.

01:22:49.000 And you can get inside.

01:22:50.000 And then they grab each other's dicks and ball bags and they wrestle each other to the ground. 1.00

01:22:53.000 Do they really grab the balls? 0.99

01:22:54.000 I mean, how do you stop?

01:22:55.000 They grab them like handles.

01:22:57.000 It's totally legal to grab balls. 0.99

01:22:58.000 I don't think there's any rules at all.

01:23:00.000 I just think you can't...

01:23:01.000 Look at this.

01:23:02.000 He's got his hand in his fucking pants, bro!

01:23:04.000 Can you imagine the coaching?

01:23:05.000 Grab his dick! 1.00

01:23:07.000 That is so insane.

01:23:08.000 Squeeze his balls! 1.00

01:23:09.000 These guys are all standing around.

01:23:10.000 Dude's in the stands.

01:23:12.000 Squeeze his nuts! 0.98

01:23:13.000 You know, there's at least one guy watching that going, please don't get hard.

01:23:16.000 Please don't get hard.

01:23:17.000 Please don't get hard.

01:23:18.000 Not yet.

01:23:18.000 Yeah, if you get hard, it's bad for your game.

01:23:21.000 You can play that on hard.

01:23:22.000 He's like, yeah, it was cool.

01:23:23.000 I was all over him.

01:23:24.000 I was up six points, and then I got a hard on.

01:23:26.000 And I was trying to think of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold air.

01:23:29.000 It didn't work.

01:23:29.000 And he won.

01:23:30.000 You know what?

01:23:31.000 I'm not going to make any excuses.

01:23:32.000 My dick got hard.

01:23:33.000 Whatever.

01:23:33.000 I should have jerked off.

01:23:35.000 I fucked up.

01:23:35.000 I knew I fucked up.

01:23:39.000 Why can't that be in the Olympics when water polo can?

01:23:42.000 I want to see this in the Olympics.

01:23:44.000 How come they can play beach volleyball with chicks literally in thongs? 1.00

01:23:49.000 In super slow-mo, like the championship was decided.

01:23:52.000 He was winning it until that dude slipped his hand or his pants in slow motion. 0.99

01:23:56.000 They got super slow motion, and you can tell right here where he grabs his dick. 0.69

01:24:00.000 You can tell by his hips.

01:24:01.000 If you see the quiver on the hips, that's an indication of full shaft, low. 0.97

01:24:06.000 When you grab the shaft, you want to go below the helmet line.

01:24:09.000 As long as you're below the helmet line, and you got...

01:24:12.000 It all depends on the grip.

01:24:13.000 Some guys like the monkey grip, the shaft, right there at the base.

01:24:16.000 It all depends on the size of his penis, but you can monkey grip it.

01:24:21.000 You got all these grips.

01:24:26.000 Can you imagine the interview?

01:24:28.000 I had two weeks of training.

01:24:30.000 It was last minute.

01:24:31.000 My dick was not in good shape.

01:24:35.000 I hadn't jerked off in two weeks.

01:24:37.000 Well, you have to do things to your dick to toughen it up.

01:24:41.000 You have to hang weights off your dick.

01:24:42.000 Totally.

01:24:43.000 This time I had a full camp to prepare.

01:24:46.000 I've been jerking off three times a day, so this time it's going to be a little different.

01:24:49.000 And I'm going to come with my A game.

01:24:51.000 My dick is...

01:24:53.000 Come with his A-game.

01:24:55.000 Take strong.

01:24:57.000 Talk about fucking checking the oil.

01:24:59.000 You know what I mean?

01:25:00.000 You know they could...

01:25:01.000 What if that's illegal?

01:25:02.000 You could grab the dick and the balls, but you can't stick your thumb in their ass. 1.00

01:25:08.000 Checking the oil.

01:25:09.000 Because guys have gotten in trouble for that.

01:25:11.000 Didn't guys get arrested for assault for checking some kid's oil?

01:25:17.000 Didn't two dudes wrestling and one kid check the kid's oil and he got arrested for assault?

01:25:22.000 I'm pretty sure that really happened.

01:25:24.000 I think you need to explain what checking the oil means.

01:25:27.000 Yes, I do.

01:25:27.000 Checking your oil means when you are grappling with a gentleman and you are behind him, you shoveth your fingers inside his bum hole.

01:25:38.000 In wrestling?

01:25:39.000 Yeah.

01:25:39.000 We're not sure if that's legal or not, but they do it.

01:25:41.000 They do it all the time.

01:25:42.000 This is a really radical one.

01:25:43.000 Oh, that's a great one.

01:25:45.000 It's a woman, and she's going full Tarzan on this girl's asshole. 1.00

01:25:49.000 And she's not even flinching!

01:25:51.000 Look at that!

01:25:51.000 She's like, bitch, this is nothing.

01:25:53.000 She likes it.

01:25:55.000 I think the woman on top is definitely doing something questionable. 1.00

01:26:01.000 Yeah.

01:26:02.000 Who am I to judge?

01:26:03.000 Is that legal, though, in Turkish oil?

01:26:06.000 I want to know the rules of Turkish oil.

01:26:08.000 The rules change depends on who kills the king.

01:26:11.000 Someone tweet me, please, if you could find the rules to Turkish oil Chippendales wrestling.

01:26:19.000 I'm curious.

01:26:21.000 Yeah, right?

01:26:24.000 What a great sport.

01:26:25.000 So how come they can't have that in the Olympics, but they can have that women's volleyball bullshit? 1.00

01:26:30.000 It's sexism. 0.72

01:26:31.000 Totally.

01:26:31.000 Sexism.

01:26:32.000 All we need, this is what we need, we need one flamboyantly gay star who wants to compete and they won't let him in and it becomes like a global worldwide cause where people, you know, they demand diversity. 0.98

01:26:48.000 What if it's cheating?

01:26:50.000 What if it's cheating to be gay?

01:26:52.000 So they gotta lie.

01:26:53.000 They're saying they're straight.

01:26:54.000 They got fake girlfriends or fake girlfriends.

01:26:56.000 It's been proven that when you wrestle a gay man and he starts to win, your testosterone drops significantly. 0.97

01:27:02.000 Yes.

01:27:03.000 It's been proven in science, in the labs.

01:27:05.000 So it's almost like cheating because it's like anti-steroids.

01:27:08.000 Because when you're getting whooped on by a gay dude, you start getting so meek. 1.00

01:27:12.000 It's like nature's preparing you to be his bitch. 1.00

01:27:16.000 Is that true?

01:27:17.000 And there's no way a gay guy could even be... 1.00

01:27:20.000 You're looking at me like it's a real question.

01:27:22.000 What is this, Jamie?

01:27:23.000 Are these the rules?

01:27:24.000 Turkishwrestling.com and check out number three.

01:27:27.000 These are alternative ways to win, I believe.

01:27:29.000 Can you read that, Joe, for the audience?

01:27:30.000 Yes, this is very bizarre.

01:27:32.000 It says, The Crush.

01:27:34.000 A fighter may maneuver his opponent onto his stomach...

01:27:41.000 Jamie, can you make that bigger?

01:27:42.000 And then trap himself?

01:27:44.000 Why is it all so blurry?

01:27:46.000 It's not that blurry.

01:27:47.000 Oh, you got your glasses on.

01:27:48.000 I don't even have my glasses on and I can read that.

01:27:50.000 I'm shocked myself.

01:27:52.000 You can keep him down.

01:27:53.000 What are the rules against it?

01:27:55.000 Submission, occasionally the match, under a hot summer sun so long and arduous that one fighter will simply signal his submission to the referee and it's a pin.

01:28:04.000 Since the wrestler is not restricted from placing his hands inside his opponent's kiss bit, He may not grab his balls or invade his rectum, however.

01:28:15.000 However.

01:28:16.000 He may not grab his balls or invade his rectum, however.

01:28:20.000 He can also use the waistband of the other man to hold the other man in place.

01:28:27.000 Okay, so you can't grab their balls and their dick and their asshole. 1.00

01:28:30.000 If you lose your trunks, you lose the match.

01:28:32.000 Oh, if a guy takes your pants off?

01:28:36.000 Dude, can you imagine?

01:28:38.000 It's even worse that you're not allowed to grab the balls or stick your finger.

01:28:42.000 It's even worse because the cheaters in the sport are always going to be the guys.

01:28:48.000 And how are you going to prove it?

01:28:49.000 There must be a guy in the sport who's the worst cheater ever.

01:28:53.000 There's got to be.

01:28:54.000 Listen to the actual rule.

01:28:56.000 Occasionally the kispet is yanked so far.

01:28:59.000 What's the kispet?

01:28:59.000 That's the thing that he wears, those leather greased up pants.

01:29:02.000 Okay, okay.

01:29:14.000 Oh, you could pull down the trunks.

01:29:18.000 You lose the match.

01:29:19.000 Maybe this is like...

01:29:20.000 You're oiled up.

01:29:21.000 You can reach inside, but you can't touch the asshole or the dick, and I'm sure no one breaks that rule.

01:29:27.000 Ever.

01:29:28.000 Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

01:29:30.000 It's better that there's a rule.

01:29:32.000 Because they're fully in there!

01:29:34.000 But they're not allowed to.

01:29:35.000 And then if the guy pulls your pants off, he wins.

01:29:37.000 Can you imagine the discussions, the podcast?

01:29:40.000 There must be podcasts about this sport, like dudes that are seriously into it.

01:29:44.000 And they're talking about, like, you know, we're talking about, like, no need a downed opponent and all that.

01:29:48.000 They're talking about...

01:29:50.000 The elephant in the room is the fact that everyone's sticking fingers in everyone's asshole and everyone's grabbing balls, but no one's complaining because everyone just does it.

01:29:58.000 And so there's no complaints.

01:30:00.000 Like in football, the defensive cornerback, when there's a receiver going out, you're not supposed to hit him outside of five yards.

01:30:09.000 They're hitting them all the time and running into them.

01:30:11.000 And when they throw passes, they're all over.

01:30:13.000 And they call it sometimes, and sometimes they don't.

01:30:16.000 And there's big controversy.

01:30:19.000 You know there's pass interference, but no one's calling it.

01:30:22.000 It's a weird thing.

01:30:23.000 They call it every now and then.

01:30:24.000 When it's really obvious.

01:30:27.000 So there must be tips of fingers going into the rectum, but they don't call that.

01:30:32.000 They never call the tips.

01:30:33.000 It's got to be full knuckle deep to call it.

01:30:36.000 And that's a problem.

01:30:37.000 There's a line you have to cross.

01:30:38.000 Like a finger line.

01:30:40.000 Everybody puts the tip in.

01:30:42.000 Yeah.

01:30:42.000 Tip is fine, dude.

01:30:44.000 Dude, there's got to be world championships.

01:30:46.000 I want to see like a super fight.

01:30:48.000 Like the baddest dudes and do like a countdown show on these guys and how they train.

01:30:52.000 I want to see that.

01:30:53.000 I would watch that shit.

01:30:56.000 Well, there's one thing you have to think about when you do, like, yeah, it's a little weird that they grab each other in the pants, and it's a little weird they're covered in oil, but you must have to be really fucking good at wrestling to control a dude who's greased up.

01:31:11.000 We need to get the best motherfucker in that sport and bring him over to the UFC and see what's up. 0.98

01:31:14.000 How good do you think they are?

01:31:15.000 I mean, are there any real, legit, like, oil wrestler athletes who people are like, this guy is like the bad motherfucker of oil wrestling?

01:31:23.000 He is like, who's that guy?

01:31:25.000 Who's that soccer guy?

01:31:27.000 The Messi.

01:31:28.000 The Messi.

01:31:28.000 He's the Ronaldo.

01:31:30.000 Who's the Michael Phelps?

01:31:31.000 What is his name?

01:31:32.000 Leonine?

01:31:33.000 What is it?

01:31:34.000 Leo.

01:31:34.000 Just Leo Messi.

01:31:35.000 Leo Messi.

01:31:36.000 That Leo Messi guy who's the baddest motherfucker in soccer.

01:31:39.000 If there's one of those dudes for oil wrestling, he's just raining down grips.

01:31:44.000 There's gotta be.

01:31:45.000 Who is the Hicks and Gracie of Turkish oil wrestling?

01:31:49.000 Well, Turkish people are tough people. 1.00

01:31:51.000 You know, it's a tough part of the world.

01:31:54.000 So you gotta think, it's a long heritage of having like fighting men from Turkey.

01:32:00.000 They're like known For being like rugged people.

01:32:04.000 So you gotta think if they know how to...

01:32:06.000 Like that style of wrestling that they do.

01:32:10.000 I wonder if it's just one of those things where it's just you invented something a long fucking time ago and it never sort of like caught up.

01:32:18.000 I want to know who the Ronda Rousey of hot oil Turkish wrestling is.

01:32:23.000 I'd watch that right now.

01:32:24.000 I'd pay $49.99 pay-per-view for that shit. 0.90

01:32:27.000 Female Turkish hot oil wrestling? 1.00

01:32:30.000 That would be insane.

01:32:31.000 There's gotta be girls doing it. 1.00

01:32:34.000 There's a market.

01:32:35.000 They're probably ugly as fuck.

01:32:36.000 They don't have to be.

01:32:37.000 They'd probably be like, beast.

01:32:38.000 No, no, no.

01:32:38.000 They don't have to be, man.

01:32:40.000 The best ones.

01:32:41.000 The right promoter.

01:32:42.000 Can you imagine a chick just picking? 1.00

01:32:44.000 I think the object of the game is to get that hip lock in, get some kind of ball and socket in between their legs right next to their nuts and lift them up. 1.00

01:32:54.000 And I think if you lift them up, you won.

01:32:57.000 For sure.

01:32:57.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:33:00.000 There's got to be a Joanna Hajajajic of that sport. 1.00

01:33:04.000 You can't take a dude's pants off if he's beating your ass.

01:33:08.000 Right?

01:33:08.000 So if a guy takes your pants off, he's kind of got you.

01:33:11.000 Do you think you could flip him and expose him?

01:33:15.000 Maybe it's like an ant, like in case there's a war against the gays, like whoever gets their pants taken down first.

01:33:25.000 I don't know.

01:33:26.000 I'm just speculating.

01:33:27.000 Well, it could be.

01:33:30.000 Hey, you know what?

01:33:32.000 Whoever wins, whoever is the baddest motherfucker at that sport, they have no fear of getting gang raped.

01:33:40.000 Oh, for sure.

01:33:42.000 Vicious gay dudes. 1.00

01:33:43.000 Especially because there's just...

01:33:44.000 You never get that oil off your skin.

01:33:46.000 Can you imagine a street gang of gay jiu-jitsu black belts? 0.97

01:33:50.000 Can you imagine that?

01:33:52.000 And they taught...

01:33:53.000 They teach jiu-jitsu to have sex with men. 0.99

01:33:56.000 Okay, what would be scarier?

01:33:58.000 That or...

01:34:01.000 That would be the scariest.

01:34:02.000 I would way rather go to South Central than West Hollywood.

01:34:05.000 Would it be a gang of greased up Melvin Manhoofs?

01:34:09.000 Greased up.

01:34:09.000 With good takedown defense.

01:34:12.000 Completely greased up.

01:34:13.000 In West Hollywood?

01:34:14.000 Wherever he wants to go.

01:34:15.000 He'll go wherever the fuck he wants.

01:34:16.000 One dude or a bunch of dudes?

01:34:18.000 Seven of them.

01:34:18.000 They look just like Melvin Manhoof.

01:34:19.000 And they're looking for dudes to penetrate. 0.97

01:34:21.000 They're Melvin Manhoof clones.

01:34:23.000 Okay.

01:34:23.000 Yeah, that's way scarier than the Mexican gangbangers.

01:34:26.000 I'll make a beeline for East L.A. any time.

01:34:29.000 Let's go to East L.A. Fuck that.

01:34:31.000 Yeah.

01:34:32.000 Greasy wrestling is one thing, but a greasy Melvin Manhoof throwing bombs on you?

01:34:36.000 Yes.

01:34:36.000 And he wants your juicy, precious little rectum.

01:34:40.000 Oh, my God.

01:34:41.000 That's their goal.

01:34:43.000 They got big patches of rectums on their denim jackets.

01:34:46.000 And you can't keep them off you.

01:34:47.000 He was one of those guys where I met him at the UFC as a kickboxing fan.

01:34:52.000 I was giddy, man.

01:34:55.000 I'd come up to him and shake his hand.

01:34:56.000 Dude, I'm a huge fan.

01:34:58.000 I'm a huge fan.

01:35:00.000 Isn't it weird that he never got into the UFC? That's strange.

01:35:03.000 Well, he got into Strikeforce and Robbie Lawler had that ridiculously insane KO of him.

01:35:08.000 Remember that?

01:35:08.000 Speaking of Robbie Lawler.

01:35:09.000 There he is in that Condit fight.

01:35:12.000 But Melvin Manhoof's highlight reel is ridiculous.

01:35:16.000 His kickboxing and MMA highlight reel.

01:35:18.000 The hardest one to watch for me was Sakuraba.

01:35:21.000 Remember that one?

01:35:24.000 What happened?

01:35:24.000 He beat the shit out of Sakuraba.

01:35:27.000 It was Sakuraba late in his career.

01:35:29.000 And Sakuraba lost?

01:35:30.000 Oh, it was a horrible loss.

01:35:31.000 Pride?

01:35:32.000 It was soccer kicks.

01:35:33.000 Nice.

01:35:34.000 Soccer kicks and hammer fists.

01:35:35.000 Hey, didn't they take soccer kicks out of 1FC? Didn't you hear about that?

01:35:39.000 Did they?

01:35:39.000 When was this?

01:35:39.000 They changed it.

01:35:40.000 They took it out.

01:35:41.000 When did they do this?

01:35:42.000 Unless it's some hoax, but I think I read that, that 1FC, that's the thing that separated him from the UFC. Like, at least in 1FC, it was kind of pride-ish.

01:35:50.000 But they had that weird rule where they had to call it.

01:35:53.000 I feel like Tate had this point first, and I've never heard anybody accurately refute it, that the problem with stomps and soccer kicks in a ring...

01:36:06.000 In a cage, rather, is that you can't get out away from them like you do in a ring.

01:36:10.000 Like, the cage becomes a problem.

01:36:12.000 Like, you get trapped.

01:36:13.000 You can get caught in a couple spots in the ring, but you should be able to move your head out of the way enough to compensate for wherever the ring posts are.

01:36:20.000 Yeah.

01:36:22.000 The idea of getting stuck in the cage where you can't move and then getting kneed to the head where the environment becomes too big of a factor.

01:36:30.000 And I thought about what he said and I said that makes a lot of sense.

01:36:33.000 A skull could crush.

01:36:34.000 Could be just squashed.

01:36:36.000 Think about what Michael Page did to Cyborg and think of someone doing that to someone's face in the UFC. Pinned against the fence.

01:36:43.000 Yeah.

01:36:44.000 See someone's face caved in.

01:36:45.000 What if they cheat?

01:36:46.000 What if someone cheats in the heat of the battle?

01:36:48.000 Maybe they don't even realize they did it, but they grab that fence, and it helps them drive that knee down.

01:36:52.000 You know?

01:36:53.000 That's happened before.

01:36:54.000 If you got a guy who's almost unconscious, and he's on his way out, and you grab the fence, and you smash your knee down with all your body, you get your hips up in the air, like George St. Pierre when he fought Matt Serra in the rematch in Montreal.

01:37:08.000 Remember that?

01:37:08.000 Those knees to the body from side control just go deep with those knees.

01:37:12.000 Boom! 0.99

01:37:13.000 Boom! 0.99

01:37:13.000 If a guy does that to a guy on the ground, and he's actually holding the fence, that's a terrible place to be. 0.99

01:37:22.000 There's nowhere to go.

01:37:24.000 Everything's just getting absorbed.

01:37:25.000 It's the worst way ever to get hit.

01:37:27.000 It's almost like an argument for not having a cage.

01:37:30.000 I've said this before, and people think I'm an idiot, and they're probably right some of the time, but I think that MMA should be in a basketball-sized place.

01:37:39.000 You know you have a basketball court, and you're watching the game?

01:37:42.000 I really think MMA should be a flat, padded area with no fence.

01:37:47.000 And they should go at it in a large area.

01:37:50.000 So there's plenty of room to move around.

01:37:52.000 There's no excuse to go into the crowd.

01:37:54.000 I like that.

01:37:54.000 That's how they should do it.

01:37:55.000 So takedowns, defense, submissions.

01:37:58.000 There's no getting off the fence and pushing off of it and flipping over and getting out of positions.

01:38:03.000 Everything will take place on a flat, neutral ground.

01:38:06.000 And I think you're going to find a lot of fucking people are going to have a real hard time with wrestlers.

01:38:11.000 Real hard time with wrestlers.

01:38:13.000 Like, real elite wrestlers when they keep driving forward and you can only go back so much.

01:38:19.000 You know, there's no cage anymore.

01:38:20.000 You can't push off the cage.

01:38:22.000 How about...

01:38:23.000 Again, this is all fantasy.

01:38:25.000 How about somebody, maybe you, maybe someone else with...

01:38:28.000 They could financially put it together.

01:38:31.000 Go to some goddamn Indian reservation when you can do anything you want. 1.00

01:38:35.000 Put together a show.

01:38:36.000 Put together a show.

01:38:37.000 One show.

01:38:38.000 It doesn't have to be Elite Fighters.

01:38:39.000 You don't have to put that much.

01:38:40.000 Put together a show.

01:38:42.000 You've got to show them how it's done.

01:38:43.000 Because one thing I learned with EBI is when I was presenting the overtime rules and all that to everybody, nobody even thought it was cool for a second.

01:38:54.000 I talked a lot.

01:38:55.000 Let me explain EBI for people to know what we're talking about.

01:38:57.000 EBI is Eddie Bravo Invitational.

01:38:59.000 Eddie Bravo's probably got the greatest jiu-jitsu tournament in the world as far as professional jiu-jitsu because of these rules that you implemented.

01:39:08.000 September 11th is our next show.

01:39:10.000 Gordon Ryan.

01:39:11.000 September 11th on UFC Fight Pass or you can see it live at the Orpheum.

01:39:15.000 Get your tickets at ebiofficial.com.

01:39:18.000 Donaher just sent me a text that Keenan Cornelius and Ryan Gordon went 90 minutes and Ryan Gordon submitted him with a heel off.

01:39:26.000 He's been doing jiu-jitsu like four and a half years.

01:39:29.000 Gordon Ryan, yes.

01:39:30.000 That's insane.

01:39:31.000 I don't know about four and a half.

01:39:31.000 I think it's about five.

01:39:32.000 Something ridiculous.

01:39:33.000 Let's say it's six.

01:39:35.000 Yeah, Gordon Ryan.

01:39:35.000 It's crazy.

01:39:36.000 Gordon Ryan, he won the EBI absolute.

01:39:39.000 He could be the best jujitsu fighter pound for pound in the world right now.

01:39:43.000 That's insane.

01:39:44.000 He won the absolute.

01:39:45.000 He beat Yuri Samoz.

01:39:47.000 He beat Rustem Chizyev, who's a fucking Russian assassin. 0.68

01:39:52.000 That's insane.

01:39:52.000 That guy's a gorilla.

01:39:53.000 He's like literally a gorilla.

01:39:55.000 EBI 6 was crazy.

01:39:57.000 Yes.

01:39:57.000 And the finals, the kid who's been training five years, the Wiz kid, Gordon Ryan, versus the Russian Bear.

01:40:04.000 Russian Bear taking out everybody on one side.

01:40:07.000 Gordon Ryan, the kid, taking out everybody on this side.

01:40:09.000 And then they met in the finals in EBI 6. The next show, EBI 7, Gordon Ryan, we're doing the 185. That was absolute.

01:40:16.000 This is the middleweight.

01:40:17.000 Gordon Ryan, that's his true weight, 185. But anyways, enough with that show.

01:40:22.000 The rules, though, when I presented the overtime rules, I have special overtime rules that are based on submission and not based on takedowns.

01:40:30.000 It's all about the submission at EBI. But when I first presented...

01:40:34.000 I presented that to different promoters.

01:40:37.000 Nobody wanted to hear it.

01:40:39.000 They didn't even entertain.

01:40:40.000 They thought it was too crazy.

01:40:42.000 But now that we put together seven shows, now those same people are going, oh shit, it's legit.

01:40:47.000 So everyone jumped on board and people agreed.

01:40:50.000 It's the best way.

01:40:50.000 It's the best way to do tournaments.

01:40:52.000 It really is because it forces action.

01:40:53.000 You can't stall.

01:40:55.000 You're starting out in a bad position at the end.

01:40:57.000 When you go into the overtime, The fight's about to start and I don't want to interrupt this fight.

01:41:03.000 Let's do it.

01:41:04.000 Let's watch the fight.

01:41:05.000 We'll talk about EBI afterwards.

01:41:07.000 We'll hold, please.

01:41:08.000 Carlos Condon, Damian Maia.

01:41:11.000 Shit, I have no fucking eye goddamn dia.

01:41:15.000 For me, it's all about whether Damien Maia, I mean this is duh, but it's all about whether or not Damien Maia can get ahold of him.

01:41:22.000 If Damien Maia can get ahold of him, he's so big at 170, dude, he's so strong, and his jiu-jitsu is so good.

01:41:31.000 His jiu-jitsu is so pretty.

01:41:33.000 When he choked out Neil Magny, I remember watching his transition, I'm like, this guy is a fucking master.

01:41:39.000 He's a master.

01:41:40.000 The way he's getting the back, like, remember when he choked out Rick's story?

01:41:44.000 He just clings to him like glue, drags him into deep water, and sinks their boat, like that.

01:41:49.000 Yeah, he keeps getting better with his jiu-jitsu.

01:41:51.000 It, uh...

01:41:53.000 Do you see what Donaher wrote about him this week?

01:41:55.000 Yeah.

01:41:56.000 All accurate.

01:41:57.000 Brilliant.

01:41:58.000 Yeah.

01:41:59.000 Damon Meyer probably has, in the UFC, he's probably the best jiu-jitsu player.

01:42:03.000 He has the best MMA jiu-jitsu.

01:42:05.000 Totally different.

01:42:06.000 MMA jiu-jitsu and no-gi jiu-jitsu is just as different as no-gi jiu-jitsu and gi jiu-jitsu.

01:42:14.000 It's just as different.

01:42:16.000 It's so different when someone is trying to punch you and elbow you and everything's all greasy and slippery and slidey.

01:42:23.000 It's so different.

01:42:25.000 If you think that's the same as training in a gi, you're just, man... 0.99

01:42:32.000 I don't know what to say.

01:42:34.000 Maybe you're just misinformed, but it's so different.

01:42:37.000 Damon Maia has made that transition.

01:42:40.000 Right away, he was really good at MMA Jiu-Jitsu.

01:42:44.000 Right away, he was doing some half-guard stuff in the UFC that was very, very effective.

01:42:49.000 This was back in the day, years and years ago.

01:42:51.000 But even as good as he was, he was one of the top guys to make the transition initially.

01:42:56.000 Even as good as he was, he continued to evolve and his jiu-jitsu now is better than ever on the ground.

01:43:03.000 But, that being said, Carlos Condon is very good on the ground.

01:43:06.000 Even if Damon Maia does take him down, he might not be able to pass Carlos Condon's guard.

01:43:11.000 He might not be able to pass it.

01:43:13.000 We're not sure.

01:43:13.000 Well, I think the big danger is in the stand-up because Carlos throws some nasty elbows.

01:43:17.000 And you got to think he stopped Tiago Alves recently.

01:43:20.000 Looked real good in that fight.

01:43:21.000 Stopped him with that stepping-in elbow.

01:43:23.000 He's nasty, dude.

01:43:24.000 Very dangerous striker.

01:43:26.000 So Damian Myers has got to close that distance.

01:43:28.000 I think Damien Maia at 170 is a different beast.

01:43:32.000 He's so goddamn big.

01:43:33.000 And his striking has gotten himself to a point where he's not trying to be a striker, but he's good enough at striking that his distance is good.

01:43:41.000 See right there?

01:43:42.000 Yeah.

01:43:42.000 His comfort level and his distance are very high.

01:43:44.000 So because of that, and he's not taking any big chances, he's really just kind of like, yeah, that's what he's doing right there.

01:43:50.000 Closing that distance like a fucking cat.

01:43:53.000 Look at that.

01:43:53.000 The dragon conned it to the ground.

01:43:55.000 Let's see what he does here, though.

01:43:56.000 And he's been able to do this to everybody he fights.

01:43:58.000 Matt Brown, who's a beast on the ground.

01:44:00.000 He did it to him.

01:44:01.000 He crushed Neil Magny this way.

01:44:03.000 He's a totally different animal when it comes to his level of pressure in jiu-jitsu.

01:44:09.000 He's on another planet.

01:44:11.000 I mean, and he is really better at 38 than he's ever been before, including with his, like, submissions and his transitions.

01:44:18.000 And his striking, like you said.

01:44:20.000 Everything.

01:44:20.000 Like, not just his distance, but he could get in there and take some fire, take some shots, and it's no big deal.

01:44:26.000 Look at that pass.

01:44:26.000 Beautiful.

01:44:27.000 But he's not trying to.

01:44:28.000 So far, so good.

01:44:29.000 Now he's in top half.

01:44:31.000 That's a 50-yard pass right there.

01:44:32.000 He got into top half.

01:44:34.000 He's not totally passed, but look at this passing.

01:44:37.000 Now he's in three-quarter mount.

01:44:39.000 Now he's got the back.

01:44:41.000 Perfect position.

01:44:42.000 Perfect position there to get the back. 0.93

01:44:45.000 God, he's so good.

01:44:46.000 The understanding of top half right there, that position as opposed to just regular half guard, man, when you really understand how important mastering that position is, that's why he's where he's at right now.

01:44:57.000 Just have top half. 0.99

01:44:58.000 He's going for it right here, man.

01:45:00.000 It's over.

01:45:01.000 He's going for it right here.

01:45:01.000 Yeah, it's done.

01:45:02.000 He's got him.

01:45:02.000 Condit's done.

01:45:03.000 He's done.

01:45:04.000 He's gonna choke him out right over his face, man.

01:45:06.000 It's over.

01:45:06.000 He's going to sleep.

01:45:07.000 He went to sleep.

01:45:07.000 He's out.

01:45:08.000 He's out!

01:45:09.000 He's out!

01:45:11.000 Wow.

01:45:12.000 Damn.

01:45:13.000 Wow.

01:45:14.000 Holy shit.

01:45:16.000 Goddamn.

01:45:16.000 Carlos Condit.

01:45:18.000 Holy shit.

01:45:19.000 He went right through him like Marcelo Garcia would've.

01:45:21.000 Dude, Damian Maia is something special.

01:45:24.000 He's something special.

01:45:26.000 Goddamn.

01:45:27.000 He's something special.

01:45:28.000 Holy shit.

01:45:28.000 That jiu-jitsu is on a completely different level.

01:45:31.000 That's some Hicks and Gracie shit right there. 0.99

01:45:33.000 Yeah.

01:45:33.000 That's what we always wanted to see from Hickson.

01:45:36.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:45:38.000 Finally, after all these years, he's so adjusted.

01:45:42.000 He made the transition 100% from the Gi to MMA Jiu Jitsu.

01:45:47.000 He understands that the key was how he took it bit by bit.

01:45:51.000 Bit by bit, he takes him down and he's in his guard.

01:45:54.000 He's in his guard right here.

01:45:56.000 You know, he's in his regular guard right here.

01:45:58.000 There's no top half yet, but all he was fighting for here was top half.

01:46:03.000 They're not showing it here, all that in-between shit that made this possible.

01:46:07.000 Look how he cinch it up there.

01:46:10.000 The guy keeps tightening it up.

01:46:11.000 He knows he's got that squeeze.

01:46:13.000 And he's developed that world-class Marcello squeeze right there.

01:46:18.000 That takes time to develop.

01:46:20.000 Look at this.

01:46:21.000 He's like barely there while he's tapping.

01:46:23.000 But the way he got his back was all based on his knowledge of that top half position.

01:46:30.000 It was all based on that because he didn't try to pass all at once.

01:46:34.000 He passed halfway.

01:46:36.000 His leg was still stuck.

01:46:37.000 And then he never passed totally.

01:46:40.000 He never passed the fucking guard.

01:46:42.000 Right.

01:46:43.000 He went from top half and he realized that if you got a good top half position, you could turn while you're facing the legs.

01:46:49.000 You make him think you're going to mount him and the guy gives up his back.

01:46:52.000 That's what he did, right?

01:46:53.000 Well, yes.

01:46:54.000 Well, exactly.

01:46:55.000 But he never passed his guard in the sense where he was in regular half guard with a little shield, and then he fought for that inside position, top half.

01:47:04.000 And then from top half, as long as that leg that's caught, as long as the knee is free, you don't even have to pass the guard.

01:47:09.000 You drive it down.

01:47:11.000 Now you're in a three-quarter mount.

01:47:13.000 And once you're in three-quarter mount in MMA... It wouldn't happen as easily in grappling without punches, but when he's in three-quarter mount, as soon as you start punching, he turns to his back.

01:47:25.000 You never passed the guard.

01:47:26.000 You never got inside control.

01:47:27.000 You went from top half to three-quarter mount to the back.

01:47:32.000 That's what the punches do.

01:47:34.000 So that path right there becomes so important MMA for jujitsu guys.

01:47:40.000 That is so huge to understand that.

01:47:42.000 Yeah.

01:47:42.000 Let me ask you this, because we've talked about this before.

01:47:44.000 If they did make the back of the head legal, like they used to in the old days, like when Henzo Gracie fought that guy, Ben Strikers.

01:47:52.000 Remember that?

01:47:52.000 He fought that judo guy, took his back, and just blasted him with elbows to the back of the head.

01:47:56.000 Those early battle cage shows where John Lewis would get a guy's back.

01:47:59.000 He would just put his leg hooks in.

01:48:01.000 The guy would be in a turtle position.

01:48:03.000 He'd get his leg hooks.

01:48:04.000 And rear naked chokes, I remember saying, telling people, before they banned those strikes to the back of the head, I remember saying, rear naked chokes are so not important. 0.81

01:48:17.000 What's important is getting the back control, putting your leg hooks in, getting good at riding and not slipping off, and just throwing fucking elbows.

01:48:24.000 Rear naked choke is like if you want to be nice to the guy.

01:48:28.000 You don't even need it.

01:48:29.000 It's totally optional.

01:48:30.000 The game is getting a guy's back and battering him with elbows in the back of the head.

01:48:36.000 That's how fights were ending instantly.

01:48:38.000 Instantly.

01:48:39.000 If those back of the elbow strikes were legal today, Man, UFCs would be a lot shorter.

01:48:45.000 They would be bringing in them prelims.

01:48:47.000 They would have fucking 17 prelims.

01:48:49.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:48:50.000 Because if you factor in all the time someone had someone's back and the fight didn't end because they weren't allowed to strike, Man, there'd be short-ass fights everywhere.

01:49:01.000 It's true because I guess medically it's really dangerous.

01:49:05.000 I guess.

01:49:05.000 But isn't that kick to the back of the head the same thing?

01:49:08.000 No one's jumping up and down for that.

01:49:09.000 But also, how much more dangerous is it than getting your eye socket blown in like we saw in that Barboza fight or that Pettis fight with Charles Oliveira?

01:49:20.000 God damn.

01:49:21.000 Damian Maez.

01:49:22.000 What I was saying before is that this is what we always wanted from Hickson.

01:49:26.000 Yeah.

01:49:27.000 We wanted a guy who could do like the kind of jiu-jitsu that we knew existed out there in the world.

01:49:32.000 We wanted to see it in MMA. Whereas the MMA jiu-jitsu you'd see like great flashes.

01:49:37.000 Occasionally you get a guy like Jocko Ray or someone who's like real high levels fighting in MMA. But the highest level expression of it is this guy right now.

01:49:47.000 In MMA? I mean, who the fuck's got tighter, better, more world-class jiu-jitsu in MMA right now than Damian Maia?

01:49:55.000 It's hard to argue.

01:49:56.000 Jacare's right up there with him.

01:49:57.000 He's right up there.

01:49:57.000 Jacare could do that.

01:49:58.000 Yeah, so could Hodger.

01:49:59.000 I mean, isn't Jacare 170 or is he 185?

01:50:02.000 He's 185. Okay.

01:50:03.000 It's a different weight class.

01:50:05.000 Yeah.

01:50:05.000 But, you know, that level is just so intense and so extreme.

01:50:10.000 It was a long road for Damien Maia because in the beginning, he knew he came from a solid jiu-jitsu background, world champion.

01:50:18.000 I think he was an Abu Dhabi.

01:50:19.000 He was an elite...

01:50:21.000 A jiu-jitsu player who got into MMA and right away, like most jiu-jitsu guys and most wrestlers that get into MMA, they're thinking, fuck, the worst nightmare is getting taken out in a stretcher by someone, like a head kick.

01:50:34.000 That's the worst nightmare.

01:50:35.000 So let me take care of my striking.

01:50:36.000 They get involved in a striking and Damien Maia, he got his footwork together fairly soon and he was like up there when he's fighting with Anderson Silva, you know, but he obviously wasn't complete as a striker, but you can tell he made a lot of improvements, but he still had a lot.

01:50:50.000 A lot of work to do.

01:50:51.000 Now, seven years later, he stuck with it.

01:50:55.000 He didn't quit.

01:50:56.000 He stuck with it.

01:50:57.000 A lot of guys, you know, and I'm not knocking them.

01:51:01.000 I understand.

01:51:01.000 A lot of guys, a lot of jiu-jitsu guys, they peep into MMA, they fuck with it for a year or two, three, and then like...

01:51:06.000 There's way too much...

01:51:08.000 I gotta walk through too much fire to get where Damien Maia is.

01:51:11.000 So a lot of top jiu-jitsu guys will dip in and they'll go, you know what?

01:51:16.000 What do I need to do all this shit for?

01:51:17.000 I'm already known as a jiu-jitsu guy.

01:51:19.000 I'm just gonna teach jiu-jitsu.

01:51:20.000 Fuck this MMA shit.

01:51:22.000 What Damien Maia did is what only a handful of these world-class jiu-jitsu players are doing.

01:51:28.000 They're just fucking walking through the fire.

01:51:30.000 They keep going.

01:51:31.000 They just fucking don't quit.

01:51:33.000 And eventually, they become legit strikers.

01:51:35.000 They got eight years of striking, 10 years of striking under their belt.

01:51:38.000 You're a legit striker now.

01:51:40.000 You're not just a BJJ world champion.

01:51:42.000 Very few stick it out.

01:51:45.000 Damien Maia stuck it out.

01:51:46.000 And now, man, he's got to the point now.

01:51:48.000 It's Almost like, based on his model, it's almost like you take a world-class jiu-jitsu player and he wants to do MMA and he asks you, what do you think?

01:51:55.000 You'd say, dude, if you could hang in there for eight solid years, no matter how many times you lose, you just keep going forward, know that you're going to get shut off a couple times, try to eliminate that as much as possible, and just keep going no matter what happens.

01:52:07.000 Just get to the eight-year mark, and as long as you spent those last eight years...

01:52:12.000 Always remaining a student, always learning, training your motherfucking ass off in all aspects of the fighting game, remaining open-minded, constantly adding weapons, right down to the weapon.

01:52:23.000 No matter what happens, win or lose, as long as you're in the mix at the round of eight, nine, ten year mark, you're going to be fucking Damien.

01:52:30.000 You're going to be in that Damien Maier realm right there.

01:52:32.000 He figured it out.

01:52:33.000 He kept going, and now we're talking about Damien Myers, one of the scariest guys out there.

01:52:38.000 We weren't doing that as much four or five years ago.

01:52:41.000 He stuck it out.

01:52:42.000 He wasn't worried about the wins and losses.

01:52:43.000 He just kept his head down, kept grinding, boom, and look what happened.

01:52:47.000 He also completely devoted himself to fighting jiu-jitsu.

01:52:51.000 He didn't try to be a kickboxer anymore.

01:52:53.000 He was just trying to enforce his jiu-jitsu on guys.

01:52:55.000 He did have that phase where he was trying to...

01:53:00.000 But if you look at it as a learning, that was a perfect thing for him to do.

01:53:05.000 Maybe in 200 years we're going to look back and based on all these guys like Damien Meyer, we're going to go, okay, we need three or four fights where you just stand no matter what.

01:53:15.000 You're just standing.

01:53:16.000 You have to know that you can stand in there if you have to.

01:53:19.000 We've got to go through that.

01:53:20.000 You can't be trying to take a guy down every goddamn fight.

01:53:23.000 You've got to walk through the fire, win or lose.

01:53:25.000 You're going to get caught.

01:53:26.000 Hopefully you don't get caught and hopefully you end up being one of those guys that Crushes people. 1.00

01:53:30.000 We're like, oh shit, stay standing.

01:53:31.000 But you gotta walk through that.

01:53:33.000 Win or lose, you gotta walk through that.

01:53:35.000 You gotta stand with everybody.

01:53:36.000 You can't be afraid.

01:53:37.000 I think that's what George Urgell was going through.

01:53:40.000 Because George Urgell was one of those guys who's a jiu-jitsu black belt.

01:53:42.000 He comes in and he fucking doesn't want to go to the ground.

01:53:45.000 And he's out there in the cage fucking throwing down in these epic wars.

01:53:49.000 He won some, he lost some.

01:53:50.000 But you know what?

01:53:51.000 One thing about George Urgell is he's fucking...

01:53:57.000 He was furious.

01:53:57.000 He didn't give a shit.

01:53:59.000 He had a black belt in jiu-jitsu and was willing to stand with anybody.

01:54:02.000 Some people think that wasn't the best decision.

01:54:04.000 He had good kickboxing, too, though.

01:54:07.000 Regardless.

01:54:07.000 He wasn't standing because he wasn't good at it.

01:54:10.000 George Ruzel is one of those guys.

01:54:11.000 I think if he would have just kept going, at this point, can you imagine if he would have just kept going?

01:54:15.000 George Ruzel could have been like Damien Maia.

01:54:17.000 He could have been just like that.

01:54:18.000 But you've got to have...

01:54:22.000 Man, you gotta have the vision to see that shit, because a lot of guys just, it's way too much goddamn work, brain damage, and I gotta kick box, fuck kick, I'm gonna get knocked, I got shot out.

01:54:32.000 Maybe there's been Brazilian Jiu Jitsu world champions that have tried to do MMA, and dude, their first five fights are like three shutoffs, and they're just getting crushed.

01:54:40.000 I don't want to name any names.

01:54:42.000 That's a good reason to just say, you know what, let me stick with Jiu Jitsu.

01:54:45.000 You know what I mean?

01:54:46.000 Yeah, with some all-time greats.

01:54:47.000 Yeah.

01:54:47.000 You know, there's some all-time greats who got in from jiu-jitsu and got into MMA, only had one or two fights, and they were like, fuck this.

01:54:55.000 And you know what?

01:54:56.000 I don't blame them.

01:54:57.000 You know what I mean?

01:54:58.000 Look at me.

01:54:59.000 I never fucking did MMA. I'm like, uh-uh.

01:55:01.000 But it's like what we were talking about when it came to women's volleyball.

01:55:05.000 It's weird what sports become...

01:55:07.000 I hate that.

01:55:08.000 It's weird what sports become a sport where you can make money, and which ones don't.

01:55:15.000 It would be wonderful if submission grappling by itself became a sport where there was a real obvious transition between amateur level to being a professional.

01:55:31.000 Like MMA? Like getting an MMA? Or even wrestling wrestling.

01:55:35.000 How is it that golf is like this super giganto sport? 1.00

01:55:39.000 It's the media.

01:55:40.000 I understand people enjoy it.

01:55:41.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:55:42.000 He who controls the media.

01:55:43.000 I'm not dissing golf.

01:55:46.000 I know people love that shit.

01:55:47.000 But how is that...

01:55:49.000 A professional sport, but not wrestling, actual wrestling.

01:55:53.000 Can you watch how difficult it is for actual wrestling?

01:55:57.000 Sorry, didn't make it.

01:55:58.000 Didn't make it.

01:55:59.000 What about basketball?

01:56:00.000 Basketball made it.

01:56:01.000 Basketball guys have mansions, and they live in, but we're both in the Olympics.

01:56:06.000 Yeah, but nobody wants to see you.

01:56:08.000 You're only here because we're nice to you.

01:56:10.000 It's crazy, right?

01:56:11.000 I bet if someone got behind female wrestling, I bet it'd be fucking huge. 1.00

01:56:15.000 Well, they tried it for a while.

01:56:16.000 They had an actual wrestling event with wrestling rules.

01:56:19.000 You remember that?

01:56:20.000 It was a professional...

01:56:22.000 I think they called it real pro wrestling or something like that.

01:56:24.000 Yes, yes.

01:56:24.000 But it was actual...

01:56:26.000 Goddammit.

01:56:26.000 See if you can find out.

01:56:28.000 It was fairly recently, like within the last decade or so.

01:56:31.000 The problem with wrestling I see crossing over to the mainstream is...

01:56:35.000 The glaring problems in wrestling when transitioning to MMA. In wrestling, it's totally okay to give your back.

01:56:43.000 It's like you give your back to win fights and to prevent losses.

01:56:48.000 You give your back.

01:56:49.000 So when you see that and you see two guys wrestling and a guy's flat on his face and then a guy's on his back...

01:56:57.000 We've seen too many UFCs.

01:56:59.000 We just know that is not right.

01:57:01.000 But I think if they made like a hybrid of wrestling and judo, you could call it no-gi judo because although wrestling is closer to MMA because it's no-gi, you know, and there's no grabbing clothes and shit, that's closer.

01:57:16.000 But you aren't giving the back, so that's fucked up. 0.79

01:57:18.000 In judo, Yes, it's further away from MMA in the sense that there's a gi and they're playing tug-of-war with the collars and the sleeves and all that. 1.00

01:57:27.000 But when they get a takedown in judo, they're allowed like 30 seconds on the ground to go for submissions.

01:57:33.000 So some guys get really good at arm bars.

01:57:35.000 You don't have to.

01:57:36.000 It's like extra.

01:57:37.000 If you do judo and you never work on arm bars, you're fine.

01:57:41.000 The most important thing is that front line.

01:57:42.000 What's going to happen in that front line?

01:57:45.000 In judo, submissions are like gravy.

01:57:47.000 You could be good at...

01:57:48.000 Some guys are...

01:57:49.000 Get really good at arm bars.

01:57:50.000 Like Shinya Yoki, for instance, in Judo, when he wrestled nationally in Japan, he was known not as a takedown guy, although his takedowns are really good, obviously, because he's a black belt in Judo, but he was known for flying arm bars in Judo.

01:58:01.000 Totally unnecessary.

01:58:02.000 What is the rule in Judo?

01:58:04.000 How quickly do you have to go to a submission once you're scrambling on the ground?

01:58:09.000 I don't know it specifically or technically.

01:58:11.000 All I know is they give you time for submissions and they allow submissions.

01:58:14.000 And in wrestling, they don't.

01:58:16.000 But if you combined, for the sake of MMA, for the sake of creating the ultimate takedown system geared directly for MMA, I think you would have to go with a no-gi judo style.

01:58:28.000 Like, it's part wrestling, part judo.

01:58:29.000 Like, you take the rules of judo...

01:58:31.000 Combine them all with oil in those pants, and then we got the sport. 0.54

01:58:34.000 And you allow...

01:58:35.000 Grabbing of the shaft because that's more realistic.

01:58:38.000 What the fuck is this, Jamie?

01:58:40.000 What are you showing us?

01:58:42.000 What are you showing us?

01:58:43.000 The fights are over on Fox.

01:58:43.000 They probably switched it over.

01:58:44.000 I thought this was an animal video you just put up.

01:58:49.000 What is this?

01:58:49.000 A ferret or something?

01:58:51.000 Running around this lawn.

01:58:52.000 It picked up an egg.

01:58:54.000 I gotta take a quick piss.

01:58:56.000 Yeah, go ahead.

01:58:57.000 I was like, what is Jamie showing me?

01:58:58.000 Is this like breaking news?

01:58:59.000 This is indeed a Zika virus virus.

01:59:03.000 Ridden, ferret.

01:59:04.000 I was thinking when you're talking about the high-paid athletes, they haven't always been high-paid though.

01:59:08.000 It's a good question.

01:59:09.000 I mean, it's a good point.

01:59:10.000 Their last 30 years, there's been big revenue sharing.

01:59:13.000 I don't know when sports became huge, though.

01:59:15.000 I know the Yankees were huge back in the Diz-A, you know, the old-time days.

01:59:20.000 TV money, I think, is where a lot of it came from.

01:59:22.000 Right.

01:59:22.000 When did football become, like, the biggest thing in the world?

01:59:25.000 Was it in the 50s?

01:59:26.000 When did it really bloom?

01:59:28.000 It started in the 50s.

01:59:29.000 It's not amazing.

01:59:30.000 It's like 50 years ago.

01:59:31.000 That's amazing that the Super Bowl is only that.

01:59:35.000 I mean, would you say 50 years?

01:59:37.000 Yeah, I think it's like 51 or 52. That's incredible.

01:59:40.000 It's like 55. They're not that deep into it.

01:59:43.000 That's really incredible when you think about it, because it seems like inexorable.

01:59:46.000 It seems like you couldn't pull that out of America.

01:59:49.000 Like, if you tried to pull football out of America, people would be like, you ain't even American!

01:59:54.000 It's only been around for like a fraction of America.

01:59:56.000 Some people think baseball's dying, but it's making just as much money as it ever has.

02:00:00.000 But the problem with football is now we know it fucks your head up.

02:00:05.000 And I'm sure the case is the same or similar with MMA. And I'm sure it's the same or similar with a lot of different high-impact combat sports, boxing, kickboxing.

02:00:19.000 I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to do it, but...

02:00:22.000 The fact that that's our number one sport, and it's a sport we know, you're getting lit up all the time.

02:00:29.000 Bong! 1.00

02:00:30.000 Dudes are crashing into each other.

02:00:31.000 Bong! 1.00

02:00:33.000 Last time we talked about this, some people sent us some videos of people playing football.

02:00:38.000 It looked like high-level football without pads.

02:00:40.000 Yeah, that's going on now, right?

02:00:43.000 Yeah, you can drink.

02:00:44.000 You allow him to drink?

02:00:45.000 Yes, he can drink.

02:00:47.000 So, yeah, that's interesting, man, because I wonder at what point in time do they say, look, it is just a fact of the game.

02:00:55.000 People are going to get hurt.

02:00:56.000 Let's just accept the fact.

02:00:58.000 People still want to watch it.

02:00:59.000 Yeah, let's just accept the fact.

02:01:00.000 And these gentlemen should get paid a significant amount of money, you know?

02:01:06.000 I mean, I guess.

02:01:08.000 I mean, it's just the revenue sharing.

02:01:09.000 I just looked something up real quick, just really quick.

02:01:11.000 Baseball, MLB, and NFL both are getting over $3 billion a year that they're sharing with their players.

02:01:19.000 Who knows how much it is in fighting, but the share isn't.

02:01:23.000 Baseball is totally different.

02:01:25.000 Because baseball, you're not getting hurt.

02:01:27.000 Like, the football thing is a total...

02:01:29.000 I mean, you obviously have the potential to get hurt.

02:01:30.000 You could definitely get hit by a pitch.

02:01:32.000 When I was a kid, man, that was that...

02:01:34.000 What was his name?

02:01:35.000 Tony C? That guy that died.

02:01:37.000 He got hit by a pitch.

02:01:38.000 I believe he was a Boston Red Sox player.

02:01:42.000 And he got hit with a pitch.

02:01:44.000 And got really badly, badly hurt by the pitch.

02:01:47.000 Tony...

02:01:48.000 Conigliaro?

02:01:49.000 Is that it?

02:01:50.000 Conigliari or O? R-O. R-O, yeah.

02:01:54.000 That was a big thing when I was a kid.

02:01:56.000 Like, I remember thinking, whoa, you can get that fucked up by a pitch that you're never the same again?

02:02:03.000 Guys getting hit by fastballs, it was no joke.

02:02:06.000 And you have to think, what kind of helmets did they have in the beginning?

02:02:09.000 Do they have no helmets at all?

02:02:11.000 You know?

02:02:13.000 What kind of helmets did they have in baseball?

02:02:16.000 Like a regular...

02:02:18.000 They're almost like football helmets.

02:02:20.000 Now they do.

02:02:21.000 But when did they come up with those?

02:02:22.000 Not until...

02:02:24.000 They made Little League baseball players wear them all the time, but I guess they always made professionals wear helmets.

02:02:31.000 I gotta pee too.

02:02:31.000 You guys talk this out.

02:02:32.000 No, because in hockey, when I was younger, there were players that didn't have to wear helmets.

02:02:39.000 And there's even guys now that don't have to wear a face mask.

02:02:41.000 I remember that in hockey.

02:02:43.000 Wearing a helmet meant you were a pussy or something, right? 0.95

02:02:45.000 In hockey.

02:02:46.000 But then little by little...

02:02:47.000 Dude, there's got to be a movie about that guy.

02:02:50.000 The first guy that wore the helmet and all the persecution he got.

02:02:56.000 He must have had a good excuse.

02:02:59.000 He probably had some kind of head trauma where like, dude, I gotta wear a helmet.

02:03:02.000 One more hit and I'm a vegetable.

02:03:05.000 Well, where I'm from in Ohio, I think it was the first place in an NHL game that someone died in the crowd because a puck came flying into the crowd.

02:03:12.000 A little girl died.

02:03:13.000 She got hit by a puck?

02:03:15.000 Yeah.

02:03:15.000 Oh my god.

02:03:16.000 Nets up all around the outside so it doesn't happen anymore.

02:03:20.000 Did it happen every now and then?

02:03:22.000 Catching a puck at a game used to be a thing, sort of like a foul ball.

02:03:25.000 They used to come flying in and keep your eyes open because shit happens.

02:03:28.000 How many people get fucked up from foul balls?

02:03:30.000 I always wondered, like line drives and shit?

02:03:32.000 Old people, I've seen them come flying at people's heads. 1.00

02:03:33.000 Has anybody ever had serious head trauma?

02:03:36.000 Yeah, broken bats have come flying into the crowd too.

02:03:39.000 Shit.

02:03:40.000 With sharp flying ass. 1.00

02:03:41.000 Anybody get stabbed in the eye with a bat?

02:03:44.000 I'll look up a bat.

02:03:45.000 Damn.

02:03:46.000 Yeah, that's definitely happened.

02:03:47.000 How often do people get fucked up at baseball games, like in the audience?

02:03:51.000 You know, like foul balls and shit.

02:03:54.000 Oh, yeah, they get hurt, man.

02:03:55.000 Some of them line dry foul balls and go right through someone's fucking forehead.

02:03:59.000 Oh, yeah, and how about bats?

02:04:01.000 They get hit with bats.

02:04:02.000 Bats are real scary.

02:04:04.000 Don't you fucking put that evil on me, Jamie Varner.

02:04:07.000 It's not a video.

02:04:08.000 It's just a picture of it.

02:04:09.000 People get dragged out?

02:04:11.000 I don't want to see it, man.

02:04:13.000 Baseball is a hard fucking rock.

02:04:16.000 It's a rock with a piece of fucking leather over it.

02:04:18.000 They're all dangerous.

02:04:20.000 It's just sort of what adds some of the risk and excitement to it.

02:04:22.000 There's something bad that can't happen.

02:04:24.000 It doesn't usually happen.

02:04:24.000 Yo, dude, you wouldn't want to get hit in the head with a softball.

02:04:26.000 Fuck a baseball.

02:04:28.000 Yeah.

02:04:29.000 I wouldn't want to get hit in the head with a basketball.

02:04:32.000 Yeah.

02:04:32.000 You know?

02:04:33.000 Or in those flying...

02:04:33.000 They'd jump into the crowd and land on you and fuck up not only your clothes, but, like, they could break your leg or hurt a person.

02:04:39.000 Yeah.

02:04:40.000 People go, why didn't you get hit?

02:04:41.000 Because I'm not stupid.

02:04:43.000 And I'm a pussy.

02:04:44.000 Okay?

02:04:45.000 You happy?

02:04:46.000 I don't want to get hit by a fucking baseball.

02:04:48.000 If I went to a baseball game, I'd be like an armored knight.

02:04:51.000 I'd have a shield and shit.

02:04:52.000 I'd be looking through the shield.

02:04:55.000 You walked out when I said it.

02:04:56.000 In Columbus, where I'm from, I think it was one of the first times it happened.

02:04:59.000 A hockey puck went flying into the crowd and it killed a little girl.

02:05:02.000 Oh, no.

02:05:02.000 So they had to start putting nets up around.

02:05:04.000 And I think it started happening, too.

02:05:06.000 And they've extended it in baseball.

02:05:07.000 Now they're extending the nets where people...

02:05:09.000 Jamie Joe doesn't want to hear that.

02:05:10.000 It bums me out, man.

02:05:11.000 You put that evil on me, Jamie.

02:05:13.000 Come on.

02:05:14.000 Do you cry during movies and stuff?

02:05:17.000 Yeah, I'm a pussy.

02:05:18.000 If it's a good movie.

02:05:20.000 I've always been very emotional, both up and down.

02:05:25.000 Very passionate.

02:05:26.000 Yeah, I'm a big fucking crier, dude.

02:05:28.000 Are you kidding?

02:05:28.000 I remember being 16 and I got pulled over by the cops.

02:05:32.000 Fuck!

02:05:32.000 We were leaving a party Me and my friend Willie, we're leaving a party.

02:05:37.000 He smoked weed.

02:05:38.000 I didn't.

02:05:38.000 I was against weed.

02:05:39.000 I'm 16. We're at a fucking high school party that gets broken up by the cops.

02:05:43.000 We're fucking drunk.

02:05:45.000 We're hammered and I'm driving.

02:05:46.000 I didn't give a shit.

02:05:48.000 Drunk driving.

02:05:49.000 I should be dead right now.

02:05:51.000 I should be totally dead.

02:05:51.000 This is all fiction.

02:05:53.000 None of this actually happened.

02:05:55.000 So I'm sitting in...

02:05:58.000 I turn on the car, me and Willie.

02:06:01.000 As soon as I turn on the car, a fucking cop right here just waiting for me comes up. 0.87

02:06:05.000 I'm like, oh shit, I'm fucked up.

02:06:09.000 And I was drunk.

02:06:11.000 I rolled down the window.

02:06:12.000 He pulled us out of the car.

02:06:14.000 I'm already crying and shaking.

02:06:16.000 I'm like by the car, I'm crying and shaking.

02:06:18.000 Willie's like kind of cool like that.

02:06:19.000 And I'm crying and shaking.

02:06:20.000 And then the cop pulls out.

02:06:22.000 He searches my car.

02:06:23.000 And I just tell him the truth.

02:06:25.000 They said, what's this cooler back here?

02:06:27.000 And I said, it's...

02:06:29.000 It's a wine coolers because I drank wine coolers.

02:06:31.000 I was a big pussy. 0.74

02:06:32.000 Everyone drank beer, but I was the pussy that drank wine coolers. 1.00

02:06:34.000 I didn't care.

02:06:35.000 They taste better.

02:06:35.000 I didn't care.

02:06:36.000 I'm drinking.

02:06:37.000 So I had a cooler filled with wine coolers.

02:06:39.000 And he goes, what's in that?

02:06:40.000 And I said, wine coolers.

02:06:41.000 I just admitted to him.

02:06:42.000 I'm like, I've been drinking.

02:06:43.000 I got admitted.

02:06:44.000 I'm drunk.

02:06:45.000 I started crying.

02:06:46.000 I was just crying like a fucking little bitch. 1.00

02:06:49.000 And then he pulls out my ashtray and there's all this brown ash stuff that to this day I don't know what it is.

02:06:56.000 And he pulls out and goes, what is this?

02:06:58.000 I looked at it and I was, it's weed, it's marijuana.

02:07:03.000 And it wasn't, but I didn't even know what weed and marijuana looked like.

02:07:06.000 I didn't even know.

02:07:07.000 But he goes, that's weed and marijuana.

02:07:09.000 I go, yeah, it's weed and marijuana.

02:07:10.000 It's his.

02:07:12.000 I'm crying, throwing my friend under the bus.

02:07:14.000 And it was obviously not weed.

02:07:17.000 What was it?

02:07:19.000 I don't know.

02:07:20.000 I don't know.

02:07:20.000 Some kind of ash.

02:07:22.000 I was so stupid.

02:07:23.000 I'm crying.

02:07:24.000 Admitting to the cops, yes, I've been drinking.

02:07:25.000 I'm drunk.

02:07:26.000 And that's marijuana. 0.75

02:07:28.000 And he's sitting there thinking, that's not marijuana, but he's saying it's marijuana.

02:07:33.000 They were confused.

02:07:35.000 You know what they did?

02:07:36.000 They said, get in your car and go home.

02:07:39.000 They didn't arrest me or anything.

02:07:41.000 They said, get in your car and get the fuck out of here.

02:07:44.000 I confessed everything.

02:07:45.000 I confessed too much.

02:07:47.000 They didn't know what to do with me.

02:07:49.000 I told them I was drinking and drunk, and they let me go.

02:07:52.000 You told them that something wasn't pot, or it was pot when it wasn't pot, and they knew it wasn't pot.

02:07:57.000 And I'm crying.

02:07:57.000 They're like, this kid's crazy.

02:07:59.000 It's Meryl.

02:08:00.000 It's weed.

02:08:01.000 And they go, what?

02:08:02.000 They probably just saw you and saw just a gang of paperwork.

02:08:06.000 Yes.

02:08:06.000 They're like, this dude's too much work.

02:08:07.000 They let me drive, dude.

02:08:10.000 They let me drive.

02:08:11.000 They were so confused.

02:08:13.000 I told them I was drunk, and they let a 16-year-old boy drive home.

02:08:17.000 Did they follow you at least?

02:08:18.000 That was the coolest cop ever.

02:08:20.000 Did they follow you at least?

02:08:21.000 No, I don't know.

02:08:22.000 I just fucking drove home.

02:08:23.000 That's that Peter Parker Spider-Man thing, though.

02:08:26.000 Like, what if the cop lets you go and you kill somebody?

02:08:28.000 Do you know that story?

02:08:30.000 No.

02:08:31.000 It's really fascinating because I'm sure Joseph Campbell would say that it's in, you know, one of those hero's journeys that he talks about, but in Spider-Man, Peter Parker, who's this scientist kid, gets bitten by this radioactive spider,

02:08:47.000 and he gains these superpowers.

02:08:49.000 And he's sort of realizing he gains these superpowers, and he's headed towards his...

02:08:57.000 Was it his grandparents that he lived with?

02:09:00.000 Or his aunt and his uncle?

02:09:01.000 Was it his aunt and his uncle?

02:09:03.000 And they were taking care of him.

02:09:06.000 And along the way, he ran into some robber.

02:09:09.000 And he let the robber go.

02:09:11.000 This is the story of Spider-Man?

02:09:13.000 Yes.

02:09:13.000 He's like, this is not my business.

02:09:15.000 The robber kills his uncle.

02:09:19.000 So he had the opportunity to stop the robber, and he didn't do anything, and his uncle died.

02:09:23.000 And so now he takes care of his aunt, and he's fucking Spider-Man.

02:09:27.000 He's pissed.

02:09:28.000 So he puts a mask on, he uses his powers now, and stops crime all around, where are they, Gotham?

02:09:35.000 Oh, that makes sense.

02:09:35.000 So that's why he's obsessed with it.

02:09:37.000 He's in New York.

02:09:37.000 Yeah, he says, my fault, my fault.

02:09:39.000 Oh.

02:09:40.000 All my fault.

02:09:41.000 If I'd only stopped him when I could have, but I didn't, and now my Uncle Ben is dead.

02:09:46.000 Hey, I didn't know the backstory.

02:09:48.000 You know me.

02:09:49.000 I've said it several times.

02:09:50.000 I hate superhero movies.

02:09:53.000 I can't fucking stand them, but guess what?

02:09:55.000 I'm addicted to Gotham.

02:09:56.000 Fucking love the backstory of Batman.

02:09:58.000 Really?

02:09:59.000 Are you kidding me?

02:09:59.000 Have you seen it?

02:10:00.000 No.

02:10:00.000 Is it a show?

02:10:01.000 Is it a Netflix show?

02:10:02.000 Yes.

02:10:03.000 I'm scared.

02:10:04.000 Dude.

02:10:05.000 It's the backstory of Batman.

02:10:07.000 It's Batman as a kid.

02:10:09.000 I don't have that time.

02:10:10.000 Oh, it's so good.

02:10:11.000 Okay, I'll watch it.

02:10:12.000 And I hate, I hate superheroes.

02:10:16.000 But all of a sudden, knowing the backstory of all the villains, the Joker, you get all their backstory, how it all happened, how it all went down.

02:10:24.000 It's so good.

02:10:25.000 I fucking love it.

02:10:26.000 It's like the mob runs Gotham City.

02:10:28.000 The mob just fucking runs the police, everybody.

02:10:32.000 It's the most corrupt city ever in the entire world.

02:10:36.000 That's the most corrupt city. 0.99

02:10:38.000 Cops don't... 0.99

02:10:38.000 There's just some motherfuckers you just don't investigate. 0.99

02:10:42.000 Because you'll die.

02:10:43.000 It's so corrupt.

02:10:45.000 It's basically about him as a kid, but mostly about Gordon, Commissioner Gordon.

02:10:54.000 Batman's a kid.

02:10:55.000 He's like 12, but he's a super genius, and his parents got killed.

02:10:58.000 He's a super billionaire as well.

02:11:01.000 His parents got killed right in front of him.

02:11:03.000 He spends his whole life trying to find the people that killed his parents.

02:11:07.000 And that's how he becomes Batman, is trying to In Gotham.

02:11:10.000 It's fucking good!

02:11:11.000 You know, I was thinking while you were telling me this, imagine if you lived in a world that looked like those fucking Batman movies look.

02:11:20.000 Like all gray and gloomy and dark.

02:11:23.000 They're trying to make it super realistic.

02:11:25.000 They're trying to, like, how are these guys, how do they end up in these fucking tights and these outfits?

02:11:32.000 They're showing how it's happening in crime.

02:11:35.000 Right.

02:11:36.000 But what I'm saying is when you watch those movies, they're trying to make it believable.

02:11:39.000 But you know what I'm saying?

02:11:40.000 It's always like gloomy and dark and black.

02:11:42.000 Like if you lived in that world, what kind of happiness do you think, what level of happiness do you think people would find in a world where it never got sunny?

02:11:50.000 It's all shot like that too.

02:11:51.000 It's all like real.

02:11:52.000 It's like Game of Thrones production.

02:11:55.000 The lighting is, every shot is magical.

02:11:57.000 It isn't like when you watch like The Office, they don't even shit about the shot, you know, but the shot.

02:12:02.000 You don't think they do?

02:12:03.000 Not like Game of Thrones style.

02:12:05.000 They're trying to make it look magical.

02:12:07.000 Everything's epic.

02:12:08.000 It's not as much of a feature.

02:12:10.000 It's epic.

02:12:11.000 Like every shot, they spend a lot of time on the lighting.

02:12:15.000 It's shot amazing.

02:12:16.000 It's a great story.

02:12:18.000 It makes a guy who hates superheroes fuck.

02:12:21.000 I'm addicted.

02:12:21.000 I love Batman now.

02:12:23.000 I'm into Batman.

02:12:23.000 If we all lived in a world where it was that dark and gloomy, I bet we would be miserable as fuck.

02:12:29.000 I bet it would be super hard.

02:12:31.000 It's super hard for people to feel good.

02:12:34.000 We're so tuned in to wanting that light on our face.

02:12:37.000 It's amazing, man.

02:12:39.000 It's amazing.

02:12:39.000 You know why I started watching?

02:12:40.000 I would have never started watching, but I have a friend who's a conspiracy theorist dude.

02:12:45.000 His name is Rye Dawson.

02:12:47.000 He lives in Japan.

02:12:49.000 Some American guy.

02:12:50.000 He's a JFK and 9-11 expert.

02:12:55.000 He spends his whole life on those two things.

02:12:57.000 Must be an awesome dude now.

02:12:59.000 And he goes, you want to know how shit really is run?

02:13:02.000 Because watch Gotham.

02:13:03.000 If you watch Gotham, that's how it's run exactly.

02:13:06.000 And I said, really?

02:13:07.000 He goes, that's how it's run.

02:13:08.000 So I'm watching it going, shit.

02:13:12.000 It's all based on money.

02:13:14.000 Everything is based on money.

02:13:15.000 You could just follow the money.

02:13:16.000 When you follow the money, all you need is...

02:13:19.000 Well, anyways, you know what...

02:13:22.000 What do you think of Michio Kako?

02:13:25.000 Is he a...

02:13:27.000 He's a brilliant physicist.

02:13:28.000 Totally, right?

02:13:29.000 Interesting guy.

02:13:30.000 He's got some interesting things to say about a lot of different things.

02:13:32.000 But what I would say is...

02:13:34.000 Has he been on your show?

02:13:34.000 No, no.

02:13:35.000 I've been with him on Opie and Anthony's show that I was asking him about mushrooms.

02:13:39.000 You've been on a show with him?

02:13:41.000 Yeah.

02:13:41.000 Oh shit, how was that?

02:13:43.000 I was calling in, man, and I just bombed him with some mushrooms questions.

02:13:46.000 What did he say?

02:13:47.000 Oh, he called in?

02:13:48.000 Maybe he called in and I was there?

02:13:49.000 I forget how it worked.

02:13:50.000 I forget.

02:13:51.000 You think Michio Kaku smokes weed?

02:13:53.000 Negative.

02:13:53.000 Negative, sir.

02:13:54.000 Negative does not do any drugs, because I asked him.

02:13:57.000 You asked him?

02:13:58.000 On the show?

02:13:58.000 I asked him about psychedelics, yeah.

02:13:59.000 Oh, shit.

02:13:59.000 What did he say?

02:14:00.000 Yeah, I asked him about mushrooms.

02:14:01.000 He said, well, we're not trying to give ourselves brain damage.

02:14:04.000 We're trying to get smarter.

02:14:05.000 It was one of those like, look, man, that guy's like a paid science educator, right?

02:14:11.000 Okay, what he does is try to spread science all over the world.

02:14:14.000 And when you're in that realm, you need funding for stuff.

02:14:17.000 You need people to green light your TV projects.

02:14:21.000 You've got to avoid criticism at all costs.

02:14:24.000 And any...

02:14:27.000 Any time you're saying that it's probably a good idea to do certain drugs, that's just, you can't do that.

02:14:36.000 You can't say, yes, if you do mushrooms, it's very possible that you might be in contact with entities from other dimensions.

02:14:44.000 But if he did, if he did do them, he probably would say it.

02:14:47.000 Oh, he probably would.

02:14:48.000 Almost anybody who's really smart, who does like a dose of DMT, comes back and goes, okay, what the fuck is that all about?

02:14:56.000 He was in this amazing documentary, just a fucking life-changing documentary called The Principle.

02:15:03.000 Have you seen that?

02:15:03.000 No, I've not.

02:15:05.000 Fuck.

02:15:05.000 Yeah, Michio Kaku's in it.

02:15:06.000 A bunch of physicists, like professors from MIT. It's just a bunch of dudes and like religious scientists too.

02:15:12.000 They have like two or three of them.

02:15:14.000 Is it recent?

02:15:15.000 It's called The Principle.

02:15:16.000 Is it recent?

02:15:17.000 Two years.

02:15:18.000 And it's just like 10 dudes, like a navigation expert, physicist, Michio Kaku, and they're all just going back and forth.

02:15:27.000 You know, all these astrophysicists and cosmologists and shit going back and forth discussing space.

02:15:35.000 And they give you a timeline.

02:15:38.000 It's an awesome high-end documentary.

02:15:39.000 They give you a timeline of why we believe what we believe about space.

02:15:44.000 And shit.

02:15:46.000 Fuck!

02:15:47.000 It will melt your fucking brain.

02:15:51.000 It's the craziest shit.

02:15:52.000 Have you ever heard of the cosmic microwave background?

02:15:56.000 You know what that is?

02:15:56.000 The noise that they indicate that it indicates the Big Bang?

02:16:01.000 Yes, it's the afterglow of the Big Bang.

02:16:05.000 Right.

02:16:05.000 So, I don't know, dude.

02:16:06.000 I don't know if this is true.

02:16:07.000 Is it called the afterglows?

02:16:08.000 Yeah, it's like a radiation.

02:16:10.000 It's like the Big Bang.

02:16:11.000 It's like the radiation left over after the Big Bang.

02:16:15.000 Whatever the fuck that means.

02:16:18.000 But they start going on about that, I get lost in the mix.

02:16:22.000 But the crazy thing about it, though, this is the crazy thing about it.

02:16:24.000 I don't know shit about that.

02:16:26.000 All I do is just watch some space documentaries.

02:16:27.000 We're fed.

02:16:28.000 I used to be addicted to space documentaries.

02:16:30.000 And then when you watch this documentary, and you find out why we believe what we believe, and the timeline of...

02:16:39.000 To Ptolemy, to Copernicus, to Kepler, to Galileo, and all that timeline of what people thought and believed.

02:16:48.000 It was always a battle of all these astronomers studying the lights in the sky.

02:16:54.000 That's all they saw was the lights in the sky.

02:16:56.000 Everything goes this way except those wandering stars.

02:16:59.000 And then they figured out those wandering stars were planets.

02:17:02.000 And then from there, okay, those are the planets because they're the only ones that are on their own course.

02:17:07.000 So they're all trying to figure out, is the universe spinning around us or are we spinning around the universe?

02:17:12.000 That's always the fucking, that's always been, we think like, I always thought, oh they're dumb back then, they thought the world was the center of the universe and all that shit.

02:17:24.000 And you look back at that, you don't really look into, unless you know the actual timeline, it's crazy hearing all these scientists going back, and you hear them explaining how it all went down.

02:17:36.000 Once you go through the whole story of what we think about space, they tell you!

02:17:43.000 They tell you!

02:17:45.000 We don't know shit.

02:17:47.000 We're looking at a bunch of lights in the goddamn sky.

02:17:51.000 You're gonna tell me that that light and that light, that's 250 hundred trillion light years away?

02:17:57.000 How the fuck did you figure that out?

02:17:59.000 Well, don't they have an explanation for that shit?

02:18:02.000 No, exactly.

02:18:03.000 That's what you just said right now.

02:18:04.000 What you just said now is everyone's natural reaction.

02:18:07.000 Because anytime someone says anything about space, You automatically think, someone figured it out.

02:18:15.000 You don't know the guy's name.

02:18:16.000 You don't know the name of the experiment.

02:18:18.000 You didn't look into it yourself.

02:18:19.000 You just think, when someone tells you, how far is the earth from the sun?

02:18:23.000 They'll say, oh, 93 million miles away.

02:18:28.000 Everybody relies on... 0.50

02:18:33.000 Someone figured that out and someone double-checked it.

02:18:35.000 Dude, it's math.

02:18:37.000 It's science.

02:18:38.000 It's math.

02:18:38.000 But no one really knows.

02:18:40.000 You're going on what you read and whatever hits you first.

02:18:42.000 You mean no one that we're talking to?

02:18:44.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:18:45.000 Someone has been measuring this stuff.

02:18:47.000 I don't know how they measure it, but I'm sure there's a logical method of measurement.

02:18:51.000 Yeah, like you figured someone figured that out.

02:18:55.000 Well, no, I just assumed that if there's a bunch of guys that are trying to figure out how to get to the moon and back and Mars and back and they're sending these rovers around that are shooting video back, they know how many miles it is.

02:19:05.000 They've got it figured out in a calculation.

02:19:07.000 I just don't know what the method they use.

02:19:09.000 Someone figured it out.

02:19:10.000 You don't know the guy's name.

02:19:11.000 There's names of experiments.

02:19:13.000 There was an experiment called the Michelson-Morley experiment that tried to prove that the Earth was moving.

02:19:21.000 So they assumed...

02:19:24.000 That the space is filled with an ether.

02:19:27.000 Like that's what dark matter maybe is, dark energy.

02:19:30.000 There's an ether.

02:19:30.000 So let's like measure the light waves going through the ether as it hits the earth and then we'll measure it back and we'll be able to tell...

02:19:40.000 If there's an ether based on the light going against the ether and with the current, it's like you're swimming relative to the ground.

02:19:48.000 You know, if you're swimming against the current, you go one way, you're going a certain speed, but if you go along the current or the other way, you're going way faster.

02:19:55.000 It's like that, but they couldn't measure shit.

02:19:57.000 When you look in the Michelson-Morley experiment, the results were we couldn't measure anything.

02:20:04.000 That we're moving at all.

02:20:05.000 So it's always been a debate.

02:20:07.000 Are we moving?

02:20:08.000 Aren't we moving?

02:20:09.000 Even with Einstein, it was a debate.

02:20:11.000 Did like in the fucking 20s and 30s.

02:20:14.000 They still didn't know.

02:20:15.000 You assume, yeah, it's moving.

02:20:17.000 It says right here a thousand miles an hour.

02:20:20.000 It's rotating.

02:20:21.000 But the people at the top don't even know.

02:20:24.000 They don't even know.

02:20:25.000 But we assume, because we read it somewhere, that they know.

02:20:28.000 But it's all guesswork.

02:20:30.000 When you watch this documentary, I'm just repeating shit, dude.

02:20:33.000 When you watch this, they're all saying, we're studying.

02:20:37.000 This is what they found in the cosmic background.

02:20:40.000 They took one reading in 2006 and one in 2013. And the one in 2006, this is what the documentary is about.

02:20:47.000 All these scientists are talking about it.

02:20:48.000 They took a picture.

02:20:49.000 It's called a cosmic microwave background.

02:20:51.000 It's a picture of all the galaxies all the way around you.

02:20:56.000 And they took a picture.

02:20:57.000 They did it in 2006. It's not a conspiracy theory.

02:20:59.000 This is a science documentary that I'm talking about.

02:21:01.000 I'm not talking about a conspiracy theory documentary.

02:21:04.000 It's a science documentary.

02:21:05.000 Michio Kaku was talking about this.

02:21:07.000 Okay, what's it called again?

02:21:07.000 The Principle.

02:21:08.000 Okay, I'll check it out.

02:21:09.000 It's called the Copernicus Principle.

02:21:11.000 And what they found, this is what they found in the first reading.

02:21:14.000 And they thought, there must be a mistake.

02:21:16.000 There must be a mistake.

02:21:17.000 Until 2013, the European Space Agency, they found the same thing.

02:21:21.000 And this is, right now, cosmology, they don't know what the fuck to do.

02:21:25.000 You know what they found out?

02:21:26.000 The cosmic microwave background shows that all the galaxies are on shelves lined up to us.

02:21:35.000 We're at the fucking center.

02:21:38.000 They don't know what to think about that.

02:21:39.000 This is in this documentary?

02:21:40.000 That's what the documentary is about.

02:21:43.000 Pull this documentary up, Jamie.

02:21:44.000 This is a recent documentary?

02:21:45.000 Yeah, there's a lot of controversy going on about it.

02:21:49.000 But who is it that thinks that the universe is in shelves?

02:21:53.000 That's what they're analyzing.

02:21:54.000 They're looking at heat in space.

02:21:58.000 That's what they're looking at.

02:21:58.000 Just heat.

02:21:59.000 And all the heat is all lined up like in shelves.

02:22:03.000 And it's all surround.

02:22:05.000 They don't know what to think.

02:22:06.000 That's what this documentary is about.

02:22:08.000 In 2006, they go, okay, but that must be a mistake.

02:22:11.000 That must be a mistake.

02:22:12.000 So they didn't do it again until 2013. European Space Agency in Paris.

02:22:16.000 They had a fucking press conference about it.

02:22:18.000 It was the exact same.

02:22:21.000 Right now, cosmology is like, if that's true, if we are the center of the universe, that means everything that we've ever taught or ever knew is all wrong.

02:22:32.000 So that's where they're at, right?

02:22:34.000 That's what the documentary is about.

02:22:35.000 I don't know if it's true.

02:22:36.000 That cosmic microwave background could be total bullshit.

02:22:39.000 That could easily be like a mind game in itself.

02:22:42.000 Like, they don't know what the fuck that is.

02:22:44.000 Well, you gotta assume that the top astronomers know what the fuck that is.

02:22:48.000 Yes!

02:22:49.000 So, either way.

02:22:50.000 Either way, it's crazy.

02:22:51.000 They're constantly updating what they know to be true.

02:22:53.000 So, it's not like something that's rigid.

02:22:56.000 I don't know.

02:22:56.000 But astronomy is one of those things.

02:22:58.000 They'll release...

02:23:00.000 See, every time they find out something new, every time they find out something new about a planet, it's important to release that information.

02:23:07.000 It's not like they have a strict narrative that they have to hold on to.

02:23:11.000 So if someone comes around and says, it turns out that our measurement was inaccurate and the moon is X amount of miles further and weighs X amount of tons less than we thought it did or more...

02:23:25.000 I don't think that would be a bad thing for science, right?

02:23:27.000 I don't know.

02:23:27.000 That would be just a new discovery with better equipment.

02:23:30.000 But the new discovery is...

02:23:32.000 Go ahead.

02:23:32.000 A lot of people interviewed, according to Wikipedia for this documentary, claimed that they weren't told what they were being interviewed for, and Michio Kaku said that this was likely clever editing, and that his statements bordered on intellectual dishonesty.

02:23:44.000 Hold on a second.

02:23:45.000 George Ellis has said that I was interviewed for, but they did not disclose this agenda, which, of course, is nonsense.

02:23:50.000 I don't think it was worth responding to.

02:23:52.000 And he goes on to talk more about it.

02:23:54.000 There's counterclaims just that this is all a little falsehood.

02:23:58.000 Yeah, there's controversy going on, man.

02:24:00.000 So the guy who produced it, the guy who produced it, the guy who produced it, he put out interviews.

02:24:06.000 Like, there's people that are getting pressured.

02:24:08.000 I don't know.

02:24:09.000 This is what they're saying.

02:24:10.000 This could all be bullshit.

02:24:11.000 It could all be bullshit.

02:24:13.000 Those documentaries get you so juiced up.

02:24:15.000 They're so juicy.

02:24:17.000 They seem so good.

02:24:18.000 They seem so real.

02:24:19.000 You get fired up.

02:24:20.000 And then once you get fired up, it's tough to get unfired up.

02:24:23.000 Yeah, that cosmic microwave background could be total bullshit.

02:24:26.000 That could be total bullshit.

02:24:27.000 I've read really recently that they believe that there's been some debate as to whether or not it's an eternal process.

02:24:36.000 That there was no beginning or end to the universe and that what you're seeing when you're seeing a Big Bang is not the beginning.

02:24:43.000 It's just that beginning.

02:24:44.000 It's all theories.

02:24:46.000 When you watch this documentary, you're like, they don't know shit.

02:24:50.000 Well, they know a lot, but they definitely don't know everything.

02:24:52.000 They're looking at lights.

02:24:53.000 That's all they're looking at.

02:24:54.000 They're not looking at mass or anything.

02:24:57.000 Well, they're just looking at lights.

02:24:58.000 They're measuring gases.

02:24:59.000 And they're going, that's a galaxy because the red light is elongated.

02:25:03.000 That's a galaxy.

02:25:05.000 And it's 700 trillion light years away.

02:25:09.000 How the fuck...

02:25:10.000 It sounds like there's a lot of bullshit with cosmology.

02:25:15.000 They're telling you this.

02:25:17.000 They're telling you...

02:25:17.000 Who is they, though, Eddie?

02:25:18.000 The scientist, Michio Kaku, he'll tell you.

02:25:21.000 What is he saying?

02:25:22.000 He's like...

02:25:23.000 The Copernicus principle, the one that we live by, is that we're insignificant.

02:25:28.000 We mean nothing.

02:25:29.000 We're a speck in the universe.

02:25:31.000 And then there's the geocentric model.

02:25:33.000 That's the heliocentric model that we go around the sun.

02:25:36.000 The geocentric model means that everything goes around us.

02:25:39.000 That's what this is in the Bible.

02:25:41.000 That's what the first astronomers were saying.

02:25:44.000 Ptolemy was the first one to say, yeah, we are the center.

02:25:46.000 You can tell based on these observations.

02:25:50.000 Everything's revolving around us.

02:25:52.000 And then other people came by.

02:25:53.000 Copernicus said, based on these observations, this could also work.

02:25:58.000 The sun's going around.

02:25:59.000 Oh, we're going around the sun.

02:26:01.000 And then there was a third one where we're the center.

02:26:04.000 The sun's going around us, but the planets are going around the sun.

02:26:06.000 There was three models, and they were all based on observations, like dudes just looking at lights.

02:26:11.000 They're looking at lights trying to figure out, okay, are we going around the sun, or is the sun going around us?

02:26:17.000 You know, and Even, like, in Einstein's times, he has a quote saying that we don't have the technology to even prove that the Earth is even spinning.

02:26:28.000 They can't even...

02:26:28.000 There's still a debater.

02:26:30.000 Are we even moving?

02:26:31.000 Are we still?

02:26:32.000 Do we have to move?

02:26:33.000 Because apparently the moon doesn't spin.

02:26:35.000 It's still.

02:26:36.000 Why wouldn't...

02:26:37.000 Why is it so hard to believe that we're still?

02:26:39.000 Because they haven't even proved...

02:26:40.000 Even at...

02:26:41.000 Since Einstein, I don't know, maybe they did prove it?

02:26:44.000 What if the Earth is the center of the universe and we stand still and the universe spins around us 24 hours a day?

02:26:51.000 Wouldn't that be nuts?

02:26:53.000 I think they're measuring that though.

02:26:54.000 I feel them emailing me right now and telling me to go fuck myself.

02:27:00.000 This is a disrespectful conversation.

02:27:02.000 That could be totally bullshit.

02:27:04.000 We need to get Neil deGrasse Tyson on with Eddie Bravo.

02:27:08.000 Yeah, that's what they're saying.

02:27:09.000 Yeah, I don't know who the fuck is they and I don't know what this...

02:27:13.000 I have to watch this documentary.

02:27:14.000 Michio Kaku knows all about it.

02:27:16.000 He's in it.

02:27:17.000 He's in it.

02:27:18.000 That motherfucker is a conspiracy about everything.

02:27:20.000 But shit, if that's true, all the shit we've learned about science is trash.

02:27:24.000 Everything.

02:27:25.000 Even Einstein's theory of relativity.

02:27:27.000 If this is true, that goes down.

02:27:30.000 The Copernicus principle goes down.

02:27:32.000 Everything goes down about space.

02:27:34.000 Everything.

02:27:34.000 Dukes of Hazzard comes back with a rebel flag on the roof of the car.

02:27:37.000 The world is up and down.

02:27:38.000 Cats and dogs living together.

02:27:41.000 Don't you think it's weird that we spin and the water doesn't fall off the plant somehow magically?

02:27:46.000 No, it's gravity.

02:27:47.000 It's just that we're dealing with mass on such a grand scale that even though it's circular, like what we think of as being flat is just our inability to grasp the perspective of a 24,000 mile circumference.

02:28:02.000 Oh, okay.

02:28:04.000 You don't believe that?

02:28:05.000 I don't know.

02:28:06.000 I mean, I haven't done experiments on it.

02:28:08.000 I don't know.

02:28:09.000 You don't have to.

02:28:10.000 Other people did it.

02:28:11.000 Yeah, read what the scientists have done.

02:28:13.000 I don't believe shit other people have done.

02:28:15.000 Including people that make YouTube videos?

02:28:17.000 I believe people talking.

02:28:19.000 When I see their video and they're talking, like it's a physicist and he's talking, I like that kind of shit.

02:28:25.000 Anything that's written, like anybody could have wrote, whatever.

02:28:27.000 I need to see interviews.

02:28:29.000 I understand.

02:28:30.000 Watch the principle.

02:28:31.000 Your fucking mind will melt.

02:28:32.000 This is not a conspiracy theory video.

02:28:34.000 This is a science video.

02:28:35.000 But it might be a bullshit video.

02:28:37.000 It could be.

02:28:37.000 Because what Jamie was saying was the people that were in it were saying they were edited out of context and they didn't know the true intention of the movie.

02:28:42.000 No.

02:28:42.000 I don't know.

02:28:43.000 You know because you seed it.

02:28:45.000 I'm just parroting what he said.

02:28:46.000 They're just talking.

02:28:47.000 They're just talking about the history of- Maybe they tricked him.

02:28:49.000 So what do you think about Dick?

02:28:50.000 I'm not really into it.

02:28:52.000 Cut to- I love Dick.

02:28:52.000 What do you think about space?

02:28:53.000 I'm not really into it.

02:28:56.000 It's not my thing.

02:28:57.000 It's not your thing.

02:28:58.000 Well, how'd you get this job?

02:28:59.000 It's probably bullshit.

02:29:00.000 Well, I went to school at the University of Arizona, and they have this fake line of questioning.

02:29:04.000 It's probably bullshit, but what you learn from that, whether it's true or not about the cosmic microwave background, whether the universe is rotating around us, it doesn't mean shit.

02:29:13.000 What you learn is there's so many different points of views, and everything is just a theory, and you learn that they still haven't figured a lot of shit out that we think people have figured out, but they actually don't.

02:29:23.000 They didn't figure out.

02:29:24.000 They still haven't figured out.

02:29:26.000 They're like, yeah, the Earth spins.

02:29:27.000 We have a pendulum that fucking proves.

02:29:30.000 If you see a pendulum, it proves that it spins.

02:29:33.000 Like, really?

02:29:34.000 A fucking pendulum?

02:29:35.000 Eddie, don't you think this is something that you should probably really know what you're talking about before you go on these long rants?

02:29:39.000 I don't know what I'm talking about.

02:29:41.000 I don't.

02:29:42.000 This is a stoner I know.

02:29:43.000 I don't know what I'm talking about.

02:29:44.000 I don't know what's wrong.

02:29:46.000 But it doesn't take an idiot to figure it out.

02:29:51.000 Yeah, they're going crazy.

02:29:52.000 Oh, am I going too loud?

02:29:53.000 No, no, no.

02:29:53.000 This is not something we should...

02:29:55.000 This is like some really dumb dudes who have head injuries talking about Jet Li movies.

02:30:01.000 Turn it off, bitch! 1.00

02:30:02.000 And how they would use that shit.

02:30:03.000 Turn it off!

02:30:04.000 You don't think that's fascinating?

02:30:06.000 You don't think that's fascinating?

02:30:08.000 If it's real, it's fascinating, right?

02:30:10.000 If it's real, it's life-changing.

02:30:11.000 Yeah.

02:30:12.000 If it's real.

02:30:13.000 If all those guys that were in it say they were tricked.

02:30:15.000 A lot of things are crazy if they're real.

02:30:16.000 I have to watch it.

02:30:17.000 You've got to watch why they said they were tricked.

02:30:19.000 There's reasons.

02:30:20.000 They've got pressure.

02:30:20.000 You don't want to admit, man.

02:30:21.000 It changes everything, dude.

02:30:22.000 It crushes their careers.

02:30:24.000 But why does it even have to be a conspiracy?

02:30:26.000 If you just look at what is absolute about space, forget about all the measurements.

02:30:31.000 Just forget about all the numbers, because I don't know and you don't know.

02:30:34.000 I don't know.

02:30:35.000 Just forget about that.

02:30:36.000 Just like what they're figuring out right now about Mars.

02:30:39.000 I mean, they're sending back these images from these rovers, and these scientists are debating what this is, what that is, if this is actual running water at one point in time, if this is some sort of a strange...

02:30:48.000 All that, for sure, is really happening, 100%.

02:30:51.000 I think that's all bullshit.

02:30:52.000 You don't think they're really on Mars?

02:30:53.000 I think they're faking everything.

02:30:55.000 I think they're faking everything.

02:30:57.000 I think all that's fake.

02:30:58.000 You don't think they landed on Mars with a rover?

02:31:00.000 I think it's all fake.

02:31:01.000 How come?

02:31:02.000 It's just too hard.

02:31:03.000 It's too hard to do?

02:31:04.000 You know what?

02:31:05.000 They've lied so much.

02:31:06.000 NASA's lied so goddamn much that I don't believe shit they say.

02:31:09.000 I don't believe shit they say.

02:31:11.000 I believe for sure they have shot rockets into space because we can watch it happen.

02:31:15.000 And also for sure people have died when they've launched those rockets into space.

02:31:20.000 But they definitely have a way to move rovers around on Mars now.

02:31:25.000 It's not a biological impediment.

02:31:27.000 It's not like they have to keep people...

02:31:29.000 They're saying if they're going to fly people out there, it's going to take six months.

02:31:33.000 And they have to have enough food to stay alive and air and whatever the fuck.

02:31:37.000 They have to make sure they don't get hit by micrometeors.

02:31:39.000 They're going to put them on the surface of Mars.

02:31:41.000 But that's not a person, though.

02:31:43.000 You're talking about like a rover.

02:31:44.000 It looks like fucking Arizona with like a red tint.

02:31:47.000 Probably because Mars looks like Arizona.

02:31:49.000 They make it red and shit.

02:31:50.000 Come on.

02:31:51.000 I think it's all bullshit.

02:31:52.000 I don't believe anything.

02:31:53.000 Well, you know, there's nothing on Mars that doesn't exist on Earth.

02:31:57.000 That's what they say.

02:31:58.000 I mean, all that's what they say.

02:32:00.000 Isn't that correct, as far as the minerals that they're finding in the soil or the kind of dirt that they're experiencing?

02:32:06.000 I mean, I think it's different in its appearance and its imagery, but it could just be that that's what planets without water look like.

02:32:12.000 When you see a real picture of Mars, you see a dot of light.

02:32:16.000 Right.

02:32:16.000 I understand, but that's what we see.

02:32:18.000 But when you're looking at Mars, right, or you're looking at the desert, like in Arizona, like that crazy desert, the Utah, Arizona, you know, those rocks and shit, all that crazy desert.

02:32:30.000 Oh, that looks so boring.

02:32:31.000 That might as well be Mars.

02:32:32.000 That could be anything.

02:32:33.000 If you thought Mars was completely different from Earth, think again.

02:32:37.000 That could be Pomona. 1.00

02:32:39.000 Our warm blue planet is more similar in some ways to the desolate red planet than you know.

02:32:47.000 And we have comparison images to prove it.

02:32:50.000 Find out about the actual minerals in it and see if you can find, like, if the soil is significantly different.

02:32:56.000 I mean, the soil varies all over the place on Earth, right?

02:32:59.000 I mean, soil's everywhere.

02:33:01.000 You don't think there's a little tiny chance, small little percentage that they could be faking that?

02:33:04.000 No.

02:33:05.000 I don't.

02:33:06.000 I don't think it's hard to do.

02:33:08.000 I mean, I think it's hard to do, but they've done it.

02:33:10.000 Look, they've already got all these crazy satellite images of Earth.

02:33:13.000 They got satellite images all the way out to Jupiter's moons.

02:33:17.000 They've got that satellite image of that frozen moon.

02:33:22.000 What's that frozen moon?

02:33:24.000 Oh, let me see if that's CGI. They got a picture of a frozen fucking moon?

02:33:28.000 I guarantee you it's CGI. What is the frozen water moon?

02:33:34.000 What is it called?

02:33:35.000 No way they can take a picture of a fucking moon.

02:33:37.000 Hold on a second, man.

02:33:38.000 What is Mars made of?

02:33:40.000 Comparison of planet Mars, Martian soil, is defined, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:33:45.000 Bullshit.

02:33:47.000 Properties can differ significantly from those of terrestrial soil.

02:33:52.000 The term Martian soil typically refers to the fine fraction of...

02:33:57.000 What is that?

02:33:58.000 What is that word?

02:34:00.000 Rigolith?

02:34:01.000 Rigolith on Earth.

02:34:03.000 The term soil...

02:34:04.000 Usually includes organic content.

02:34:07.000 Oh, that's interesting.

02:34:07.000 So because everything's dead, it's dirt.

02:34:10.000 It's not soil.

02:34:11.000 Huh.

02:34:13.000 That's interesting, right?

02:34:15.000 Like soil is a fucking life form.

02:34:16.000 That's what people don't think about.

02:34:18.000 Have you ever seen one of those documentaries where they show the interaction between the mycelium and the roots of the trees and even rocks themselves?

02:34:27.000 Like how they have this sort of crazy relationship?

02:34:30.000 Radio Lab did this amazing podcast on it, man.

02:34:33.000 You know, we think of a tree as being like, there's a tree, it's in the ground, it's by itself, and there's another tree over there.

02:34:39.000 No, they're all connected, like in some crazy superhighway of give and take.

02:34:44.000 They give each other sugars and minerals, and the mycelium actually clings to rocks and pulls minerals out of the rocks, and they all exist together in this crazy ecosystem.

02:34:56.000 It's an amazing podcast, man.

02:34:58.000 If you listen to it, it's a mind-blower.

02:35:00.000 I wonder how they figured all that out.

02:35:03.000 They actually have seen these things under the microscope.

02:35:05.000 They were showing these things.

02:35:06.000 That these things exist in just a small area.

02:35:10.000 You'll find miles and miles of this sort of fungus growth.

02:35:15.000 And fungus, apparently, the way it's explained to me, when you see mushrooms, mushrooms aren't like a plant.

02:35:21.000 They're closer to a person than they are to a plant.

02:35:24.000 Mushrooms breathe air.

02:35:26.000 Wait a minute.

02:35:29.000 You just said mushrooms are closer to a person than a plant?

02:35:32.000 Than they are a plant.

02:35:33.000 They're more like a life form.

02:35:35.000 Damn.

02:35:35.000 They're weird, man.

02:35:38.000 You believe that?

02:35:39.000 Mushrooms are weird.

02:35:41.000 It's a weird growth.

02:35:42.000 It's some sort of a living thing that doesn't move, but they interconnect in some strange way with all the plants around them and become like a highway system.

02:35:54.000 In this podcast, they were talking about how they find a tree that's specifically needy, and they channel resources to that tree.

02:36:04.000 There's some sort of a way that these plants are communicating with each other.

02:36:08.000 They're just struggling to understand right now.

02:36:11.000 They really don't know what the fuck they're doing.

02:36:13.000 They just know that something is happening and that we may have looked at plants as being these inanimate things, or these things that live but they don't have any awareness whatsoever of their surroundings.

02:36:25.000 Now they know that they can play the sound of caterpillars chewing leaves around plants, and these plants will release a toxin that makes their leaves taste like shit to discourage predation.

02:36:39.000 The ones that eat, they couldn't get any spray on them.

02:36:41.000 They ran out of spray.

02:36:43.000 What do you mean?

02:36:43.000 The ones that the bugs do eat is probably the ones that...

02:36:46.000 probably they don't spray the older ones.

02:36:48.000 No, this is not a real...

02:36:49.000 they don't use real bugs for this.

02:36:51.000 They take the sound.

02:36:52.000 This is where it's fucked up.

02:36:53.000 They take a recording of caterpillar eating leaves and they make the recording go off next to the tree and the tree starts releasing those chemicals.

02:37:03.000 Somehow or another, it's taking in the sound waves because that's all they are.

02:37:09.000 Of a caterpillar eating leaves, and it's causing the leaves to become more bitter.

02:37:13.000 Eventually there's gonna be one plant that knows it's a trick, and then it'll breed and evolve, and then you gotta change the systems.

02:37:21.000 Well, yeah, all the animals are gonna starve to death.

02:37:24.000 Like, they've had problems where animals will eat upstream from other animals, so if a bunch of animals are eating, the sound of the animals eating that plant gets into the system, and all the leaves go bitter, and the animals won't eat the leaves, and then they wind up getting sick and dying.

02:37:41.000 Now, here's where it gets trippy.

02:37:43.000 What gets sick?

02:37:44.000 Here's where it gets trippy.

02:37:45.000 No, the animals.

02:37:46.000 They get sick and die because they don't eat.

02:37:47.000 They starve to death.

02:37:48.000 Because they're...

02:37:50.000 Plants taste like shit.

02:37:51.000 Because the plants taste like shit.

02:37:53.000 Damn, there's a war going on right under our nose and we didn't know.

02:37:56.000 Here's where it gets really weird.

02:37:57.000 That plant that they're talking about that does all this, that's the acacia plant.

02:38:02.000 That's the plant that those Jerusalem scholars think might be DMT. It might be what Moses saw when Moses saw the burning bush that became God.

02:38:12.000 Like that was God that was communicating with him.

02:38:13.000 They think it might be the acacia tree.

02:38:15.000 Because the acacia tree is rich in dimethyltryptamine.

02:38:19.000 And the acacia tree is the tree that when animals are eating it upstream, the ones downstream, they change their taste.

02:38:28.000 They smell it or they hear it or somehow or another they become aware through the ground that the ones uphill are getting eaten.

02:38:35.000 So they all taste like shit and animals start starving to death.

02:38:40.000 By the way, some of that may not be true.

02:38:43.000 But I believe it is.

02:38:44.000 According to that Radiolab podcast, I believe it's true.

02:38:47.000 Hey, you never know.

02:38:48.000 Paige Van Zand, dime piece after a cage fight.

02:38:52.000 It's worth a lot of cash, Dana White.

02:38:54.000 That's an easily sell to America.

02:38:59.000 And she fucked up a tattooed chick from another country. 1.00

02:39:03.000 That's strong.

02:39:04.000 You know?

02:39:05.000 Yeah.

02:39:06.000 And she fucked her up with a jumping roundhouse kick to the face dancing with the stars foo style. 1.00

02:39:11.000 Revenge of the hotties. 0.65

02:39:12.000 Look at this.

02:39:13.000 Boom! 0.99

02:39:14.000 She did one to the body there. 0.97

02:39:15.000 Oh, look at that combination.

02:39:18.000 There it is.

02:39:19.000 Woo! 0.99

02:39:20.000 Paige Van Zandt.

02:39:21.000 Number 10 now.

02:39:23.000 What do you think she is now after this? 1.00

02:39:24.000 She's gotta be like number 7, right? 0.56

02:39:26.000 She gets the big jump.

02:39:28.000 That's a scary division.

02:39:29.000 The top.

02:39:30.000 The top's got that motherfucker. 1.00

02:39:33.000 She's probably going to start acting. 0.99

02:39:35.000 Paige Van Zandt?

02:39:36.000 She certainly could.

02:39:37.000 She could quit right now.

02:39:39.000 After that fight on Fox, that's a big deal to have that fight on Fox.

02:39:44.000 Powerful Paige Van Zandt. 1.00

02:39:47.000 Super marketable.

02:39:48.000 Real nice girl too.

02:39:54.000 What's so funny?

02:39:56.000 That's a good opening line for like a hot chicken.

02:39:58.000 Excuse me, you're very marketable.

02:40:01.000 She's super marketable.

02:40:03.000 That's what you tell a girl, right? 0.99

02:40:04.000 Girl, you marketable.

02:40:07.000 A girl or a guy in this sport.

02:40:08.000 You're in this sport for two reasons, right?

02:40:10.000 You want to be competitive for sure.

02:40:12.000 But two is you want to make a fuckload of money and get out while you can.

02:40:15.000 And she was even saying when she realized when she was doing Dancing with the Stars, she did an interview recently, where she was talking about she realized how much money other athletes make in comparison to fighters.

02:40:24.000 And she wasn't complaining.

02:40:25.000 She was just saying, like, I'm still blessed, but, you know, the UFC pays me more than any job I've ever had in my life.

02:40:32.000 But, man, you find out what some athletes make in other sports.

02:40:36.000 But...

02:40:37.000 That's just the way it goes.

02:40:38.000 That's just the way it goes.

02:40:39.000 You know what I mean?

02:40:39.000 This sport is in this particular period of development, and eventually the money will be there.

02:40:44.000 But for people to say that it's just the way it is.

02:40:47.000 It's going to be there for her, though, dude.

02:40:49.000 Yeah.

02:40:49.000 It's for sure going to be there for her.

02:40:50.000 That's the one.

02:40:51.000 Look at how...

02:40:51.000 She's laughing.

02:40:52.000 She's laughing at missing her own kick.

02:40:55.000 But what's funny is, right after that...

02:40:58.000 She's like, what?

02:40:59.000 Boom! 0.99

02:41:00.000 Boom! 0.99

02:41:02.000 This is a crazy kick, man.

02:41:04.000 This is like some Lyoto Machida type shit.

02:41:06.000 That's a highlight reel kick.

02:41:07.000 Dude, his brother, Lyoto Machida's brother, fought in Bellator yesterday.

02:41:10.000 Chinzo, how did he do?

02:41:11.000 Dude, he's got some serious striking.

02:41:13.000 Nasty karate.

02:41:14.000 Dude, he threw an uppercut, clipped the guy one uppercut.

02:41:18.000 And he fights just like him with that karate stance where they're jumping up and down.

02:41:21.000 It's like fencing, like a fencing stance.

02:41:24.000 He looks legit.

02:41:25.000 He's been hurt over the last few years.

02:41:27.000 He's been working on his MMA career for a while.

02:41:31.000 He's like 36, right?

02:41:32.000 38. 38. The striking is legit.

02:41:36.000 I watched him fight in something else.

02:41:39.000 Might have been their RFA. What did he fight in before this?

02:41:41.000 RFA. RFA. Yeah.

02:41:43.000 Yeah, I saw him fighting that.

02:41:44.000 He looked real good, and he does look a lot like Liotto, like a lot of the way he moves.

02:41:49.000 You know, I was thinking to me, man, it was something I was thinking when I was watching him fight in the early days.

02:41:54.000 I was like, man, what a grind it is to get into MMA. You know, you got these guys that are really good at a sport, and they get to a level.

02:42:02.000 Is this him here?

02:42:02.000 Yeah.

02:42:05.000 Wait a minute.

02:42:05.000 I saw some highlights of this online.

02:42:08.000 Look at the way he stands.

02:42:09.000 Exactly like Liotta.

02:42:10.000 With confidence and he throws bombs, dude.

02:42:13.000 They both learned from their dad.

02:42:16.000 See that?

02:42:16.000 That little combo?

02:42:17.000 Yeah.

02:42:18.000 He did that another time and really, I think he put the guy on his butt with it.

02:42:22.000 Damn, Cinzo looks good.

02:42:24.000 I wonder why the UFC didn't sign him.

02:42:28.000 Seems like that would be a good signing, you know?

02:42:31.000 Sign this guy.

02:42:34.000 Bellator looked really good.

02:42:36.000 But you know what?

02:42:36.000 A guy like this, you know, have a few fights in Bellator, and then maybe the UFC will bring him over, just like they did with...

02:42:47.000 What's his name?

02:42:51.000 Will...

02:42:51.000 Eddie Alvarez?

02:42:53.000 No.

02:42:54.000 Well, of course, Eddie Alvarez, for sure.

02:42:55.000 See that?

02:42:55.000 Boom.

02:42:56.000 But recently...

02:42:57.000 Goddammit, why am I blanking on his name?

02:42:59.000 He just won.

02:43:01.000 He just beat somebody.

02:43:03.000 I didn't call the fight, though.

02:43:10.000 He was Bellator's champion at one point in time.

02:43:14.000 Yes, thank you, sir.

02:43:15.000 Thank you, sir.

02:43:16.000 Will Brooks.

02:43:17.000 Yeah, Will Brooks just came over from Bellator.

02:43:19.000 It's like, you know, they're gonna probably exchange stuff back and forth.

02:43:22.000 Now Rory's over there.

02:43:23.000 Rory McDonald just signed to Bellator.

02:43:25.000 Dude, Rory McDonald versus Michael Page.

02:43:28.000 Holy shit.

02:43:29.000 I'm in.

02:43:30.000 I want to see that fight.

02:43:33.000 That's an interesting fight.

02:43:34.000 I think that good competition is good.

02:43:36.000 And I think that good competition like Bellator, I think it's good for MMA. It's good for the UFC. It's good for business.

02:43:46.000 It's good for business.

02:43:48.000 Isn't it?

02:43:49.000 I agree.

02:43:50.000 We need a bunch of organizations.

02:43:52.000 You know, there's a large potential for growth in this sport.

02:43:56.000 Bellator's probably number two, right?

02:43:58.000 Oh, for sure.

02:43:59.000 Who's number three?

02:44:00.000 Probably one FC. I mean, I don't know.

02:44:03.000 It would have to be, well, you know, World Series of Fighting does have some really good fighters, but doesn't get enough love for some reason.

02:44:10.000 That's kind of interesting, right?

02:44:12.000 It's on NBC Sports.

02:44:13.000 And then there's Titan, too?

02:44:14.000 Yeah.

02:44:15.000 But World Series of Fighting has Fitch.

02:44:17.000 They had Paul Harris until they kicked him out.

02:44:20.000 Jake Shields.

02:44:21.000 They have Jake Shields.

02:44:22.000 They got Marlon Marais, who's a bad motherfucker.

02:44:26.000 They got Justin Gagey, who's a bad motherfucker.

02:44:29.000 They had Tyrone Spong.

02:44:31.000 I don't know if Tyrone Spong is still doing MMA, though.

02:44:34.000 I think Tyrone Spong might have decided to go to straight boxing.

02:44:38.000 He's doing really well in straight boxing.

02:44:40.000 He's got nasty hands, man.

02:44:43.000 Is that the guy Alan Joban fought?

02:44:45.000 No, no, no.

02:44:46.000 He's much larger.

02:44:47.000 He's a...

02:44:48.000 I guess, essentially, he's a light heavyweight if he was an MMA fighter.

02:44:52.000 But he could fight heavyweight, too.

02:44:54.000 He's fought some pretty big boys.

02:44:56.000 I would like to know what weight he fights at.

02:44:59.000 I would imagine it would be in the 220s or something like that.

02:45:02.000 What's the latest with Mark Hunt?

02:45:04.000 You know, he's been protesting about Brock Lesnar's test.

02:45:08.000 I don't know, man.

02:45:09.000 It's a bummer.

02:45:10.000 He's really pissed, right?

02:45:11.000 It's a bummer for him.

02:45:12.000 Yeah, it's a bummer for him.

02:45:14.000 You know, because that stuff that Brock tested for, I mean, it's not really a steroid.

02:45:19.000 It's something that helps you bring your body back after your endocrine system shuts down.

02:45:25.000 Obviously, I'm not a doctor, ladies and gentlemen.

02:45:27.000 Don't take my word for this.

02:45:29.000 It's CG. It's clomiphene, I believe it's called.

02:45:32.000 I think that's what they released.

02:45:34.000 What that stuff is, an estrogen blocker, and it helps your body produce testosterone.

02:45:39.000 And it could, you know, you could be taking it for a legit reason, or you could be taking it because you need your body to re-kickstart It's testosterone after you overdosed it, you know, shut the balls down.

02:45:54.000 So that's the real concern when people hear that someone was taking an estrogen blocker.

02:45:59.000 Like, okay, why?

02:46:00.000 Apparently the John Jones story, which Red Band predicted hilariously, is boner pills.

02:46:07.000 How did he predict that?

02:46:09.000 Generic boner pills.

02:46:09.000 Because Red Band has taken those boner pills a bunch of times.

02:46:12.000 He said, dude, there's definitely steroids in them.

02:46:14.000 They make you like crazy.

02:46:16.000 He's like, there's a bunch of shit in there.

02:46:17.000 Who knows what's in there?

02:46:19.000 You just buy these gas station boner pills.

02:46:21.000 And that's what Brian said.

02:46:23.000 And I said, what makes you think that?

02:46:24.000 And he was like, well, because he likes to party, right?

02:46:27.000 Like John Jones tested positive for coke.

02:46:29.000 He was like, people that like to do coke, they want to take like boner pills to get their dick hard.

02:46:33.000 I'm like, oh my god.

02:46:34.000 He nailed it.

02:46:35.000 I'm like, he nailed it.

02:46:37.000 He did.

02:46:38.000 He nailed it.

02:46:39.000 That's some good CSI shit right there.

02:46:40.000 Yeah, he should be an investigative reporter.

02:46:42.000 Damn.

02:46:43.000 He cracked the case.

02:46:44.000 And he was right.

02:46:45.000 He was perfectly right.

02:46:46.000 So now people are going to forgive Jon Jones.

02:46:48.000 Like, ah, those are just boner pills.

02:46:50.000 I mean, that's okay, right?

02:46:51.000 Well, there was even talk about how long the suspension would be for Brock Lesnar.

02:46:55.000 It's all weird, man.

02:46:56.000 It's real weird.

02:46:57.000 And here's another thing about things like Bellator.

02:46:59.000 Somebody brought this up online.

02:47:01.000 On Twitter of whether Bellator gets tested by USADA. And I don't know the answer to that.

02:47:07.000 I don't know how they test or what they test.

02:47:11.000 I know people have tested positive for some shit before at Bellator, but I don't know when and I don't know what commission, but I do not imagine in any way that it's as stringent as the test that the UFC does.

02:47:25.000 Right?

02:47:26.000 There's no way.

02:47:27.000 It appears that, yeah, it appears.

02:47:29.000 Like Bobby Lashley does not pass the smell test.

02:47:33.000 No offense, Bobby.

02:47:35.000 You look like a hell of an athlete.

02:47:36.000 But that looks like a guy.

02:47:38.000 For Battlesore 158, they were tested by the Mohegan Department of Athletic Regulation for drug testing.

02:47:44.000 Okay, okay.

02:47:44.000 So that's Mohegan Sun.

02:47:46.000 That must be where the casino is.

02:47:48.000 They probably have their own athletic commission.

02:47:50.000 And, you know, who knows what methods they use and who knows whether it's just a post-fight test like they used to do in the UFC and a lot of guys had figured out how to crack the system.

02:47:59.000 I don't know.

02:48:00.000 It's a good question.

02:48:01.000 Who knows?

02:48:03.000 It'd be an interesting choice for people that...

02:48:06.000 Wanted to...

02:48:07.000 Wanted to get some help.

02:48:11.000 You know, didn't want to completely jump into this new school of constant testing.

02:48:17.000 They're like, how about you just test me after the fight and we'll just work this out in camp.

02:48:21.000 How about Nate Diaz pulling out that vape pen in the press conference?

02:48:26.000 Didn't that...

02:48:26.000 That took balls, huh?

02:48:28.000 Shit.

02:48:28.000 That's gangster.

02:48:30.000 Well, I didn't even think he thought he was doing anything wrong.

02:48:32.000 It's a CBD oil pen.

02:48:33.000 He probably didn't realize...

02:48:36.000 Most people just can't.

02:48:38.000 They can't make the distinction between CBD oil and pot.

02:48:41.000 You know, that CBD oil is just some shit that you do.

02:48:43.000 I take that every day just as an antioxidant.

02:48:47.000 Yeah, anti-inflammatory.

02:48:49.000 Yeah.

02:48:49.000 Well, CBD oil is natural.

02:48:50.000 And if people are taking that and there's been lots of reports of success taking This CBD oil, when you have any kind of cancer, you know, there have been good studies.

02:49:03.000 Why not just take it before?

02:49:05.000 Just maybe as a preventative and, you know, can't hurt.

02:49:08.000 Yeah.

02:49:09.000 That's what I do.

02:49:10.000 Well, a lot of people report good results with it, you know, and it's supposed to be really good for pain.

02:49:15.000 How crazy is it that...

02:49:18.000 We have a state like Colorado, and there's other states too, like Washington and Oregon now, but there's states where it's like going to Amsterdam.

02:49:27.000 Colorado is like Amsterdam, but then we've got another Amsterdam.

02:49:29.000 We've got a Washington Amsterdam. 0.80

02:49:31.000 We've got an Oregon Amsterdam.

02:49:32.000 But Colorado, that's probably the most famous state for legalizing recreational use.

02:49:38.000 How crazy is it that we're living in a world like that?

02:49:41.000 Dude, it changed their whole economy.

02:49:43.000 It changed their economy.

02:49:44.000 Denver's booming.

02:49:46.000 It's like a gold rush.

02:49:47.000 It's like they found gold.

02:49:49.000 It's green gold.

02:49:49.000 Are they just like skyscrapers everywhere?

02:49:51.000 Is it like that?

02:49:52.000 Well, the real estate has gone up by a significant amount.

02:49:54.000 Last time I heard it was like 14 or 16%.

02:49:56.000 Like the real estate prices have gone up.

02:50:00.000 Drunk driving is the lowest it's been in decades.

02:50:03.000 Violent crimes, lowest it's been in a long time.

02:50:06.000 It's crazy, man.

02:50:08.000 It's weird.

02:50:09.000 Less instances of teenage drunk.

02:50:11.000 Yeah.

02:50:12.000 Drunk driving, getting pulled over with booze, a lot of less instances of teenagers getting drunk.

02:50:17.000 Families from all over the world uprooting and taking their kids that have seizures, 20 a day.

02:50:23.000 They're taking them and starting a new life in Colorado, and their kids are down to one seizure a week, or maybe even less.

02:50:30.000 Maybe even less.

02:50:30.000 That's a big point, and one of them is a buddy of mine.

02:50:33.000 You know my friend Johnny, Johnny Rotten.

02:50:35.000 You remember Johnny.

02:50:37.000 Johnny's kid, he had some real issues.

02:50:42.000 The cannabis oil and eating hash.

02:50:44.000 You saw that documentary where they had that kid, or that news report rather, where they had that kid who was...

02:50:52.000 We're good to go.

02:51:10.000 Yeah, so anybody out there, if you know anybody with kids that have seizures and they're on the medication, there's a whole shitload of them out there.

02:51:17.000 There is hope for them.

02:51:19.000 You've got to move to Colorado, or you just stay where you're at and just get it any way you can to save your kid's life, or you can move, but there's a place you can go.

02:51:29.000 It's Colorado, Washington, Oregon.

02:51:31.000 You can take your kids' seizures or the kids that you know, relatives, whatever, you could take them to once a week, maybe once every two weeks.

02:51:40.000 Those are the results I'm hearing.

02:51:42.000 Yeah, and there's also other parts of the same country that we live in right now where if you took that same medicine and you got caught with it, you'd go to jail.

02:51:49.000 Like, guaranteed go to jail.

02:51:50.000 There's a bunch of stupid spots.

02:51:53.000 In this country.

02:51:53.000 They're not bad people.

02:51:55.000 They're just operating on bad old ideas.

02:51:57.000 And they think of themselves as being good people.

02:51:59.000 And I bet in your head you are a good person.

02:52:02.000 But if you're enforcing marijuana laws in 2016, you're on the wrong side.

02:52:10.000 You're on the wrong side.

02:52:11.000 It helps a lot of people with a lot of shit.

02:52:13.000 And if somebody's trying to get their kid Some medicine, and you're trying to stop them and lock them in a cage, and this is a medicine that grew out of the ground, you're out of your fucking mind.

02:52:24.000 You're operating on some old voodoo. 0.99

02:52:26.000 Schedule one drug.

02:52:27.000 How about the DEA wouldn't change it?

02:52:29.000 They wouldn't change the classification.

02:52:32.000 Maybe Hillary's going to do it when she gets in. 1.00

02:52:34.000 Maybe they made a deal.

02:52:36.000 Let's make the big change when we get in.

02:52:37.000 Let's hold on to our cards.

02:52:38.000 Okay, we're going to get in.

02:52:41.000 This country is in some serious trouble.

02:52:45.000 Jesus Christ.

02:52:46.000 We gotta make a new system.

02:52:47.000 Jesus fucking Christ.

02:52:48.000 They don't want to do it, but we gotta make a new system.

02:52:51.000 So obvious that it's rigged.

02:52:53.000 I mean, when you got Hillary and Trump, that's rigged fucking city right there.

02:52:57.000 They're clawing at it, man.

02:52:58.000 They're trying to hold onto it as long as they can.

02:53:01.000 So rigged.

02:53:02.000 It's gonna be interesting to see how much longer we can continue to...

02:53:05.000 Have a country that operates like this?

02:53:08.000 How about that election fraud shit that happened in California with Hillary and Bernie Sanders?

02:53:12.000 It's like viral.

02:53:13.000 As soon as that happens, boom, Orlando, bam.

02:53:16.000 What if?

02:53:18.000 Well, there's always speculation.

02:53:19.000 What's been proven about voter fraud?

02:53:21.000 Is there anything been proven?

02:53:22.000 I don't know.

02:53:24.000 It's not something that I'm that shocked where I need that much evidence.

02:53:30.000 It's like telling me that some whore fucked some other dude. 0.99

02:53:32.000 I'm not going to, oh, I need fucking video!

02:53:34.000 It would just be nice.

02:53:36.000 It would just be nice.

02:53:38.000 It would just be nice if you couldn't get rich running the government.

02:53:42.000 It'd be nice.

02:53:44.000 There's no way you could do this to get rich.

02:53:46.000 You just can't do it.

02:53:47.000 I think that, I mean...

02:53:49.000 Jesus, there's just no hope.

02:53:51.000 There's no hope.

02:53:52.000 Too many people are with it.

02:53:55.000 They just got them on that media.

02:53:57.000 They're addicted to that media.

02:53:59.000 There's just no way around it.

02:54:01.000 I mean, there's a...

02:54:02.000 There's a quote that I posted on my Instagram from Jim Morrison.

02:54:06.000 I'm sure he didn't make it up, but it says, those who control the media control the mind.

02:54:11.000 It says Jim Morrison.

02:54:12.000 A bunch of people probably said that.

02:54:14.000 No, it was.

02:54:14.000 I'm sure it was.

02:54:16.000 I saw it in a meme.

02:54:17.000 That's everything right there.

02:54:21.000 No, it's true, but the thing is, today, isn't the media like, boy, what a slippery grip they have on it.

02:54:27.000 It seems so slippery to me.

02:54:29.000 No, they got it.

02:54:29.000 They got it all under control.

02:54:31.000 But I feel like everybody's the media now.

02:54:34.000 There's so many different accesses, so many different points of access.

02:54:39.000 They still trick them all day.

02:54:40.000 Still tricking them all day.

02:54:41.000 Look, we got Hillary... 1.00

02:54:42.000 Hold on, Jamie's saying something?

02:54:43.000 Wouldn't this be...

02:54:44.000 This could be someone's main source of entertainment slash news, and we would be their media, and how would we be tricking them?

02:54:51.000 But what we're trying to do is we're actually trying to tell the truth.

02:54:54.000 We're trying to get to the truth.

02:54:56.000 Usually what you see in the media has an agenda behind it.

02:55:00.000 I don't have an agenda.

02:55:02.000 I'm not making money off conspiracy theory money.

02:55:04.000 You know what I mean?

02:55:05.000 There's no agenda here.

02:55:06.000 So conspiracy theorists, no matter how...

02:55:09.000 And by the way, the CIA created the word conspiracy theorists to demonize people that are against the establishment.

02:55:14.000 So that's not a conspiracy theory.

02:55:16.000 The word conspiracy theorists to make people seem like tin hat foe Tin foil hat wearing wackos. 0.96

02:55:22.000 But anyways, when you look at the motive, what's the motive behind being a conspiracy theorist?

02:55:29.000 No matter how paranoid you are, The most paranoid, worst case scenario type people.

02:55:37.000 Some people are more paranoid than others and they jump to more conclusions than others, but all conspiracy theorists, they have one thing in common.

02:55:47.000 They're worried about their family, their health.

02:55:50.000 Even if it is paranoia, maybe they go too far.

02:55:53.000 It's It's what's in the heart.

02:55:56.000 We're concerned about the people and what's going on and how we're being fooled and where we're headed and where we're led and all this bullshit that's going on in the world.

02:56:04.000 We're concerned with that.

02:56:05.000 The people on the other side, they're not concerned with that at all.

02:56:09.000 The people in power are not concerned with the right thing.

02:56:14.000 They're concerned about one thing and one thing only.

02:56:17.000 Keeping as much power as they can for as long as possible, no matter what.

02:56:21.000 Juicy conspiracy thought.

02:56:23.000 I love it.

02:56:25.000 What are we talking about?

02:56:26.000 The Luminati?

02:56:27.000 The Goldbergs?

02:56:27.000 I was having a conversation about Alex Jones with my buddy, Ry Dawson, who thinks he's just too paranoid.

02:56:36.000 He's just too crazy.

02:56:37.000 He just says the craziest things.

02:56:38.000 I'm like, yes, he does.

02:56:40.000 I know him personally.

02:56:41.000 Yes, he may be a little more concerned slash paranoid, but that's why he's Alex Jones.

02:56:50.000 He's so...

02:56:51.000 Paranoid about shit that he dedicated his life to trying to get information out and some of it's wrong, some of it's right.

02:56:59.000 You know, no conspiracy theorists.

02:57:01.000 It's all theories based on mostly circumstantial evidence.

02:57:05.000 It's not like real evidence.

02:57:06.000 We're just saying, wait a minute, you guys done this before?

02:57:09.000 And you've done this for forever and it seems like it's happening again based on that and based on that and based on this.

02:57:16.000 Yeah, you guys are probably still doing this shit.

02:57:19.000 It's still the same criminals.

02:57:21.000 Oh, it's all good now.

02:57:22.000 Oh, they used to do it.

02:57:23.000 After 50 years, it's easy to prove a conspiracy theory.

02:57:26.000 What are we talking about exactly, though?

02:57:28.000 We're talking about...

02:57:30.000 We were talking about...

02:57:34.000 Oh, Alex Jones.

02:57:35.000 But it doesn't matter that he's so paranoid.

02:57:39.000 He doesn't have to be right about everything.

02:57:41.000 Sometimes he's too paranoid.

02:57:42.000 I'm talking about Alex Jones.

02:57:44.000 His heart's in it.

02:57:45.000 I know one thing about Alex Jones is he's not a shill. 1.00

02:57:48.000 He's for real.

02:57:49.000 Definitely not a shill.

02:57:50.000 Maybe he stays away from certain subjects.

02:57:53.000 Maybe he does.

02:57:54.000 But overall, the message is...

02:57:59.000 Well, he's searching.

02:58:01.000 Don't buy into this game, this game show that we're being fed.

02:58:06.000 Don't buy into that shit.

02:58:07.000 The globalists.

02:58:08.000 Yes.

02:58:09.000 And that's what's going on.

02:58:10.000 So, I mean, unless you're sitting here telling me you believe what you see when you see someone speaking in CNN about it.

02:58:16.000 I believe what Jamie says.

02:58:18.000 Do you think he believes everything he's saying?

02:58:21.000 What does it matter?

02:58:23.000 Alex Jones.

02:58:24.000 There's people on ESPN that there's no way they believe everything they're saying.

02:58:27.000 They used to be on ESPN, I should say.

02:58:29.000 There's no way they believe everything they're saying because it contradicts itself when looked at.

02:58:33.000 What do you mean?

02:58:34.000 Guys like CNN broadcasters?

02:58:36.000 On ESPN. ESPN. Just guys talking about sports will say something very salacious and two days later say something that contradicts itself.

02:58:44.000 But they're just doing it because that's their job and they're paid to talk.

02:58:48.000 Of course.

02:58:49.000 I agree with all that.

02:58:50.000 And that turning other people like that are also paid.

02:58:52.000 But Alex Jones is completely independent.

02:58:56.000 I've known Alex literally for, I hate literally, but I've known him since 99. And he's always been like this, and he's been doing it himself, doing his radio show, and doing now his internet show.

02:59:07.000 My only point is that he's getting paid to do it.

02:59:10.000 Honestly, if that dude had a fucking insurance job, he'd still be talking about this stuff.

02:59:15.000 He talks about this He's a real conspiracy theory guy.

02:59:18.000 You could be at a honky-conk bar at 2 o'clock in the morning.

02:59:21.000 The black helicopters and the cattle mutilations are connected.

02:59:24.000 You can't have one without the other.

02:59:26.000 I'm not trying to disregard that at all.

02:59:29.000 When you listen to him talk, dude, he knows his shit.

02:59:34.000 Sometimes he exaggerates on some shit.

02:59:37.000 Like Y2K, exaggerated on that.

02:59:39.000 A lot of people thought shit was coming to an end.

02:59:41.000 That was one example.

02:59:43.000 There is a problem, though, when you have a business of doom.

02:59:47.000 You're always looking for doom.

02:59:48.000 Like, that's your business?

02:59:50.000 Well, if you're selling doom, you gotta look for doom.

02:59:52.000 It's not that he's not right a lot.

02:59:54.000 He's right about a lot of things.

02:59:55.000 Like, he was right about a bunch of shit that no one ever thought about, that now we think of as, because of Edward Snowden, we think of just as a part of the problem.

03:00:05.000 He was talking about worldwide surveillance of emails, of emails, and text messages.

03:00:12.000 He was talking about that a long time ago.

03:00:14.000 He has serious connections on the inside.

03:00:15.000 He's got sources that he won't reveal their name.

03:00:17.000 He's getting a lot of information that's proven right.

03:00:19.000 He knows that we're living in the goddamn matrix.

03:00:22.000 The matrix.

03:00:24.000 The thing that burns me the most is super smart people are really smart and they just they know the people running shit are controlling us.

03:00:35.000 They know this but when it comes down to any topic they side with Their word, the criminal's word.

03:00:43.000 That burns me more than anything.

03:00:47.000 You know they're criminals.

03:00:48.000 You know they are, but you're going to side with them.

03:00:50.000 You're going to believe them.

03:00:53.000 Criminals, they have to prove everything. 1.00

03:00:55.000 Maybe some things they're saying are true, but I'm not going to believe you.

03:00:58.000 I don't believe shit you say.

03:00:59.000 Just like some fucking liar that you know.

03:01:01.000 Some dude at the comedy store.

03:01:02.000 Some dude who just lies about fucking everything.

03:01:04.000 You're not going to believe shit.

03:01:05.000 Even though some shit he's telling you might be true, you're going to have to...

03:01:08.000 Prove all that shit because you fucking lie about everything.

03:01:12.000 You lie about where you're from.

03:01:13.000 You were never a wrestling champion.

03:01:15.000 You didn't fucking, oh no, goddamn Harley. 1.00

03:01:17.000 You're a fucking liar.

03:01:18.000 Why am I going to believe anything you say?

03:01:20.000 That's what's going on.

03:01:21.000 So I think we should, when it comes to conspiracy theories, we should always be at least skeptical of the official story.

03:01:30.000 It may be true or maybe not, but...

03:01:32.000 I wish Brian Callum was here right now and I would put a tie on him and a badge that says, Mr. Official Story.

03:01:38.000 You guys could duke it out.

03:01:40.000 Yeah, we don't need to do that.

03:01:41.000 I said enough.

03:01:43.000 I think people are done.

03:01:44.000 Question everything.

03:01:45.000 Yeah, at a certain point in time, we can't keep talking about this.

03:01:51.000 What'd you think about some other fights that were happening recently?

03:01:56.000 How about the UFC fights?

03:01:59.000 Trying to steer this away from this fucking conspiracy swamp that we keep falling into.

03:02:04.000 I'm done.

03:02:05.000 It's non-productive.

03:02:07.000 The problem with it is...

03:02:08.000 It's not?

03:02:08.000 Opening people's minds?

03:02:10.000 It's not always right.

03:02:12.000 It's not always right.

03:02:13.000 There's a lot of stuff that's getting messed up.

03:02:14.000 We're not trying to get everything right.

03:02:16.000 Yeah, but it's a giant quagmire.

03:02:18.000 If you start chasing down whether or not the CIA created Jim Morrison, that shit takes a lot of time.

03:02:24.000 Hours and hours of speculation and thinking.

03:02:27.000 It's not worth it.

03:02:29.000 It's very entertaining.

03:02:30.000 Smoke a joint and enjoy the music.

03:02:31.000 It's very entertaining.

03:02:32.000 You feel like it's almost like an open-ended puzzle that you're playing.

03:02:36.000 Yeah, it's entertaining.

03:02:37.000 People are into...

03:02:38.000 Game of Thrones, totally.

03:02:39.000 It's not real at all.

03:02:41.000 It's a made-up ass story.

03:02:43.000 But oh, they get, I want some made-up, but they don't want to watch like a documentary, like a conspiracy documentary that maybe not true, maybe exaggerated, but goddamn, it's really, it's close to the truth and maybe it is true.

03:02:57.000 But no, we ain't going to watch that.

03:02:58.000 We want to watch total fake shit.

03:03:01.000 I just want to make sure it's all fake.

03:03:03.000 The total fake shit, at least like I don't feel stupid.

03:03:06.000 Because I know that it's fake.

03:03:08.000 I'm enjoying something.

03:03:09.000 I'm not being half fucked.

03:03:09.000 But if you watch conspiracy theories, it's probably fake, but who knows?

03:03:14.000 Maybe there's a little truth to it.

03:03:15.000 They're fun, man.

03:03:16.000 Some of them are fun.

03:03:17.000 You know what my favorite one, though, was?

03:03:18.000 The one where the dude thought that there was rods flying around, and it turned out it was just the way cameras view things and move fast.

03:03:26.000 That conspiracy theory didn't last at all.

03:03:28.000 That's proof that conspiracy theories will drop, motherfuckers.

03:03:31.000 We'll drop one of them.

03:03:32.000 Drop it hot.

03:03:33.000 Dude, it was dropped.

03:03:34.000 No conspiracy theories stuck with that.

03:03:35.000 It was a weird thing we saw.

03:03:37.000 No, but it wasn't dropped.

03:03:39.000 That guy came to one of my fucking Q&As that I did with the UFC. People still believe that?

03:03:42.000 People still believe that?

03:03:43.000 The guy who made the documentary.

03:03:45.000 I think his name is Jose Escamilla.

03:03:47.000 Oh, no.

03:03:47.000 Gentleman.

03:03:48.000 He's a fine gentleman.

03:03:49.000 He's not a bad man at all.

03:03:50.000 But he came to one of the UFC things, and he waited in line, asked me a question, and he yelled it out.

03:03:56.000 The problem...

03:03:56.000 I have documentaries at UFC. Okay, dude.

03:04:01.000 Good luck.

03:04:01.000 We saw him, dude.

03:04:02.000 2002. That MonsterQuest show is what fucked him up.

03:04:05.000 Did you know that?

03:04:06.000 No.

03:04:07.000 Yeah, it was that MonsterQuest show.

03:04:08.000 That show that they were doing for the History Channel, where they were investigating monsters.

03:04:12.000 No, this is what happened.

03:04:13.000 MonsterQuest did an experiment.

03:04:15.000 On one side, they used a high-speed camera that does very high rates of frame rates, and it can film slow-motion shit so you see every pixel it looks perfect.

03:04:26.000 You know how they do that with those slow-mo cameras?

03:04:29.000 They can film at a very high rate of speed.

03:04:31.000 Okay.

03:04:31.000 Like really complicated.

03:04:33.000 And then we saw that there just flies.

03:04:34.000 And then next to it was a shitty camera.

03:04:36.000 And the shitty camera couldn't capture it quick enough.

03:04:39.000 So everything got elongated.

03:04:40.000 So the image got blurred and elongated.

03:04:42.000 And it looks like tubes were flying through the sky.

03:04:45.000 But two cameras side by side captured completely different things.

03:04:48.000 One of them captured super obvious bugs.

03:04:51.000 You could slow them down in slow motion.

03:04:52.000 You could see there are bugs.

03:04:53.000 And then it would literally cross over into the other camera and turn into this tube because it was just moving too quick.

03:04:58.000 So it's an artifact.

03:04:59.000 That's what it's called.

03:05:00.000 That was a conspiracy theory that was hot for about maybe three years.

03:05:06.000 We were into it.

03:05:08.000 I remember getting high.

03:05:09.000 Living room watch going, shit, look, there's fucking aliens flying around everywhere.

03:05:14.000 We thought those were aliens.

03:05:15.000 They were alive.

03:05:16.000 Look at these things.

03:05:17.000 They were invisible snakes.

03:05:19.000 Remember?

03:05:19.000 Yeah, look.

03:05:20.000 We were convinced that there's these things.

03:05:22.000 Thank God there was no Twitter back then.

03:05:23.000 Thank God.

03:05:24.000 They would have kept bringing that shit up.

03:05:25.000 We would have been so stupid.

03:05:26.000 See, that's proof that if we get debunked proof that we're not married to it.

03:05:31.000 I'm not married to that.

03:05:32.000 Right.

03:05:32.000 We were like, is this possible?

03:05:34.000 Show me proof.

03:05:34.000 Well, dude, you can't see it with your eyes.

03:05:36.000 You need a video cam to see it.

03:05:38.000 Whoa.

03:05:38.000 We were thinking that science hadn't discovered.

03:05:41.000 But then, you know, one time we were like, where are the dead ones?

03:05:45.000 Where's all the dead ones?

03:05:47.000 They're like flying fish.

03:05:48.000 Do they live forever?

03:05:49.000 What if it's real?

03:05:50.000 I'm going to relive rods.

03:05:52.000 Maybe that monster's thing was bullshit.

03:05:55.000 I don't think so.

03:05:56.000 I'm pretty sure it's real as fuck.

03:05:57.000 I'm going to be a rod guy.

03:05:58.000 But can you imagine if you're the poor dude who made that documentary and you've got all this money invested in those rods?

03:06:03.000 I never hear anybody talk about rods.

03:06:05.000 No, they're done.

03:06:06.000 Someone did come up to me and say, Hey, have you heard that conspiracy theory where there's no forests?

03:06:12.000 Have you heard about this?

03:06:14.000 There's a conspiracy theory where there's no forest.

03:06:17.000 Look into it.

03:06:18.000 It's just no forest.

03:06:20.000 You love these things.

03:06:21.000 I'm like, I don't know what that is really.

03:06:23.000 I watched 30 seconds because someone in class told me.

03:06:27.000 Ziggy came up and goes, have you heard that conspiracy theory about no forest?

03:06:30.000 I go, what?

03:06:31.000 I went home and I put no forest and I watched 13 seconds and I just stopped it.

03:06:38.000 Have you seen the one where the dinosaurs aren't real?

03:06:41.000 Have you seen that one?

03:06:43.000 That, I don't know.

03:06:45.000 I don't know.

03:06:46.000 That's like some other shit where I'm like, I don't believe any science.

03:06:50.000 I don't believe anything.

03:06:51.000 The only science I believe is you rub two sticks together and there's fire.

03:06:55.000 I don't think that's science.

03:06:57.000 You gotta prove that shit to me. 0.58

03:06:59.000 I'm gonna ignore that shit.

03:07:03.000 Tobacco science.

03:07:04.000 What about that?

03:07:05.000 You think that shit's gone?

03:07:06.000 You think tobacco science is gone?

03:07:07.000 It's stronger than ever.

03:07:08.000 That's one of the weirdest things.

03:07:10.000 It's tobacco science.

03:07:11.000 It's one of the weirdest things that politicians don't talk about.

03:07:14.000 If you really stop and think about all the threats they talk about to this country and the people and our health, and they'll even discuss drugs, but alcohol kills way more people than illegal drugs, and for sure cigarettes kill way more people than alcohol.

03:07:31.000 And so you'll occasionally hear A politician discuss underage drinking or drinking and driving.

03:07:39.000 But will they ever discuss abstinence and professing their hope for abstinence?

03:07:46.000 No fucking way.

03:07:47.000 You mean abstinence from what?

03:07:49.000 Alcohol.

03:07:49.000 Oh.

03:07:50.000 From alcohol.

03:07:50.000 I thought you...

03:07:51.000 Okay.

03:07:52.000 They're never going to propose that, right?

03:07:54.000 They're definitely never going to talk about cigarettes.

03:07:57.000 Cigarettes is their dirty friend that murders.

03:07:59.000 That's the giant elephant in the fucking sky.

03:08:00.000 Dude, they got a dirty friend that kills 500,000 people a year.

03:08:04.000 That's a clear example of why you should be a conspiracy theorist.

03:08:09.000 Right there.

03:08:10.000 That is an absolutely fascinating conspiracy.

03:08:12.000 That's a fascinating And that's in your face and no one says shit.

03:08:15.000 In your face.

03:08:16.000 No one even talks about it.

03:08:17.000 Nobody talks about it.

03:08:18.000 And you know what?

03:08:19.000 Anytime...

03:08:19.000 See, that one I'm on board with.

03:08:21.000 You know what?

03:08:21.000 Because there's got to be some money in there somewhere.

03:08:23.000 This is me guessing.

03:08:24.000 I know this.

03:08:25.000 I know that.

03:08:26.000 Sometimes greed will actually result in something beneficial to mankind.

03:08:34.000 Sometimes it does.

03:08:35.000 In one instance, seatbelt laws.

03:08:38.000 Seatbelt laws, it looks like government was trying to take care of us and they really were concerned with our health, but when you looked into the seatbelt law and the helmet law for motorcycles in California, it was the insurance companies paying for all that, the bill, because they thought it was cheaper If you got in an accident and you weren't wearing your seatbelt,

03:09:00.000 if you turned into a vegetable, you're expensive.

03:09:03.000 All those accidents with no seatbelts were costing these insurance companies gazillions.

03:09:08.000 So it was better to make them wear seatbelts than it wasn't as expensive to pay for these bills.

03:09:14.000 They don't have as many vegetable bills and shit.

03:09:17.000 Overall, it makes sense.

03:09:18.000 So when you find that out, I'm just guessing here.

03:09:21.000 When you see those tobacco commercials where...

03:09:24.000 I've seen the latest tobacco commercial with some African-American girl who's like, she's rapping poetry, no music, and it's all like being super ultra street. 1.00

03:09:33.000 She's in an alley.

03:09:34.000 She's like, you know, all I do is just go out there and do my thing.

03:09:38.000 I ain't gonna smoke.

03:09:39.000 I ain't gonna do that thing.

03:09:40.000 You know, just stupid rap.

03:09:42.000 Not stupid rap, but just...

03:09:43.000 I take that back.

03:09:44.000 Just...

03:09:45.000 It was amazing rap.

03:09:47.000 It was amazing words.

03:09:49.000 But it was all about not smoking.

03:09:50.000 I'm cool.

03:09:51.000 I'm not gonna smoke.

03:09:52.000 I'm hood.

03:09:53.000 I'm in the street, yo.

03:09:55.000 I'm just guessing.

03:09:57.000 I'm just guessing.

03:09:57.000 I bet if you look into that, it's the same thing.

03:10:00.000 I bet the insurance companies have figured out that Diseases from smoking are expensive as fuck.

03:10:07.000 We gotta stop this.

03:10:08.000 This is crushing us.

03:10:09.000 That's me guessing.

03:10:10.000 I don't know.

03:10:11.000 But do they really care if we smoke?

03:10:14.000 Fuck no.

03:10:14.000 Why is this on?

03:10:15.000 It must be some...

03:10:17.000 You must be able to follow the money.

03:10:18.000 That's me guessing.

03:10:19.000 But of course I'm wrong.

03:10:21.000 Well, there's definitely billions of dollars in cigarettes.

03:10:24.000 Think about that.

03:10:25.000 They buy so many cigarettes all over the world.

03:10:28.000 To shut that business down, you've got a real problem.

03:10:31.000 There's a lot of people invested in that business.

03:10:34.000 There's distribution companies.

03:10:35.000 There's people that make those things.

03:10:37.000 There's people that like those things and are going to get them in the dark market.

03:10:41.000 They're going to figure out a way how to get them, the dark market, the black market.

03:10:44.000 But you can't make things illegal because you can't tell people what they can and can't do.

03:10:47.000 If somebody wants to smoke cigarettes, they should be allowed to.

03:10:50.000 But it's just real weird that the government professes to care about us, but doesn't bring up this one thing that kills a half a million people every year.

03:10:58.000 In this country alone.

03:10:59.000 Millions worldwide.

03:11:01.000 One cool thing, that was another law, the cigarette law, where you couldn't smoke inside.

03:11:07.000 That was one of those fucking laws that was beneficial for humanity.

03:11:11.000 Right.

03:11:11.000 It was rooted in money.

03:11:13.000 Somehow, it just turned out that it was actually a good thing for us.

03:11:17.000 Helmets are a good thing.

03:11:18.000 Seatbelts are a great thing. 0.99

03:11:19.000 You don't want people that say, I don't want the government telling me I have to put a seatbelt on.

03:11:24.000 If I didn't want to wear a seatbelt, I go, dude, if you don't wear a seatbelt, you get in an accident, you turn into a vegetable, you're going to have people that you love that are going to have to wipe your ass.

03:11:34.000 You want to put a fucking seatbelt on so they don't have to wipe your ass, dude. 0.98

03:11:38.000 You know what I mean?

03:11:39.000 Take care of yourself.

03:11:40.000 That should be a meme.

03:11:41.000 Yeah, you know what I'm talking about?

03:11:42.000 Yeah, definitely.

03:11:43.000 It's safer to wear a seatbelt, for sure.

03:11:45.000 It's safer to have a very big, sturdy car, you know?

03:11:49.000 There's a lot of safers, you know, most likely.

03:11:52.000 But, yeah, it's...

03:11:56.000 It's weird because I'm a believer that people should have personal freedom.

03:11:59.000 You should be able to do whatever you want.

03:12:01.000 But I think that when it comes to young kids, they're too likely to do stupid shit if you allow them to.

03:12:06.000 And cars, it's a one mistake stupid shit and you're fucked up for life.

03:12:11.000 It's not worth it.

03:12:12.000 We should enforce it in any way we can.

03:12:14.000 But that's sort of the same way I feel about cigarettes.

03:12:17.000 We should kind of figure out how to enforce that.

03:12:19.000 That's not a smart thing to get involved with.

03:12:23.000 Would you be opposed to a law that made it illegal?

03:12:26.000 No.

03:12:27.000 No, no, no.

03:12:28.000 Something else.

03:12:29.000 Illegal to be paid all day to go out and spew propaganda on a certain subject.

03:12:39.000 Would you vote on a law?

03:12:42.000 Would you pass a law to make that illegal?

03:12:44.000 I'm confused.

03:12:45.000 And to be illegal to pay someone to get online to shill.

03:12:50.000 That should be illegal, right?

03:12:53.000 Especially if it's a government, right?

03:12:54.000 Wouldn't that save a lot of things?

03:12:55.000 Anybody!

03:12:56.000 If it was a serious crime to get paid to get online and spew propaganda, I think everybody would say, yeah!

03:13:04.000 That should be really illegal.

03:13:06.000 It should be really illegal for a company to pay someone.

03:13:08.000 So if you were going to do that, that'd be some underground black market shit.

03:13:12.000 We're going to give you an envelope with fucking $2,000.

03:13:14.000 We need to get you in the fucking here's the online. 0.79

03:13:16.000 You got an IP address.

03:13:17.000 You got to run.

03:13:18.000 You know what I mean?

03:13:18.000 It's got to be super easy.

03:13:19.000 Illegal to do that, right?

03:13:20.000 Okay.

03:13:21.000 I think it's too easy because everyone's talking about, oh, the internet, there's so much information out there.

03:13:26.000 We can find the truth, but also it works against you.

03:13:29.000 Yes, you can find the truth, but you could also get strategically flooded with misinformation strategically, and that's what companies are doing.

03:13:37.000 They will strategically hire people to sway opinion and then put it under sciencedaily.com or sciencewhatever.com.

03:13:46.000 That's been confirmed that that's been done with climate Yeah.

03:13:49.000 Climate change?

03:13:51.000 Totally.

03:13:51.000 Have you seen that documentary, Merchants of Doubt?

03:13:53.000 It's really interesting.

03:13:55.000 It's about a bunch of guys who get paid, and coincidentally, these two subjects are actually connected.

03:13:59.000 They used to get paid for going on these talk shows and disputing the fact that cigarettes are addictive.

03:14:07.000 Cigarettes caused health problems.

03:14:09.000 They would dispute these things.

03:14:09.000 How old was that?

03:14:11.000 They were doing it in the 70s and the 80s.

03:14:13.000 Okay, tobacco science.

03:14:14.000 Yeah, and so then these guys from then, then went to climate change later in life.

03:14:20.000 The same people are trying to debunk climate change.

03:14:23.000 And they have these things where they'll show the same people that were involved in trying to debunk cigarettes causing cancer and being addictive.

03:14:34.000 The same exact people are trying to say, climate change is just a cycle.

03:14:38.000 It's just the way it is.

03:14:39.000 It's always going to be this way.

03:14:40.000 Do you think that is a sign that something fishy is going on?

03:14:46.000 Oh, for sure.

03:14:47.000 Of course.

03:14:47.000 That's like basic detective shit, right?

03:14:49.000 Well, and they're using these...

03:14:50.000 What's going on, Jamie?

03:14:52.000 You guys are talking about this.

03:14:53.000 I googled the propaganda band being lifted up.

03:14:55.000 I thought you were talking about Mickey Rourke.

03:14:57.000 No, no, no.

03:14:57.000 You got Mickey Rourke playing on two screens here and he's screaming at people and they keep showing it.

03:15:00.000 That's Mickey Rourke?

03:15:01.000 Yeah.

03:15:01.000 Look who wrote this article.

03:15:04.000 That's Mickey Rourke.

03:15:05.000 Have you seen him lately?

03:15:05.000 Oh, shit.

03:15:06.000 He's gotten very weird.

03:15:09.000 Can you rewind that?

03:15:10.000 Congressmen seek to lift propaganda ban.

03:15:12.000 It happened in the NDA, but Michael Hastings is the one that was writing about this.

03:15:16.000 Oh, my God.

03:15:16.000 Propaganda was supposed to target foreigners, could now be aimed at Americans, reversing a long-standing something, something, something.

03:15:22.000 Can you scroll over there?

03:15:23.000 Yeah, I'll show you the other thing.

03:15:24.000 It's okay.

03:15:29.000 The new law would give sweeping powers to the State Department and Pentagon's push television, radio, newspaper, and social media onto the U.S. public.

03:15:37.000 It removes the protection for Americans, says a Pentagon official.

03:15:54.000 That's so crazy!

03:15:56.000 That is so fucking crazy that they just try to make bills where they will out and out lie about things.

03:16:05.000 That's their strategy for dealing with terror, is to create a feeling of total imbalance in this country.

03:16:12.000 Whether or not it's effective or not, as far as a long-term strategy for freedom, it's one of the worst ideas ever.

03:16:19.000 To say, we, as your elders, your daddy and mommy of the government, we're going to look over you, and we're going to tell you about Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny, and we're just going to make shit up.

03:16:31.000 We're going to make shit up for you.

03:16:33.000 Make it all up.

03:16:33.000 And we think we should be able to, because we know better than you, because we were elected, allegedly, That's what's going on.

03:16:40.000 Well, we have the information, Eddie Bravo, and I don't think you have that information.

03:16:42.000 But if you look at sciencedaily.com, shit.

03:16:45.000 If you look at that, they got the truth there.

03:16:47.000 It's right there.

03:16:48.000 It says science.

03:16:49.000 Did you see what happened with that fucking Dr. Drew show?

03:16:53.000 Dr. Drew talked the other day about Hillary Clinton having a brain injury.

03:16:57.000 He talked about it on TV and what her brain injury was and how dangerous it was, what she was taking, and he didn't agree with her treatment, and they canceled his fucking show.

03:17:11.000 Cancel this fucking show.

03:17:12.000 Dr. Drusso canceled days after host gives negative speculation about Hillary Clinton's health.

03:17:17.000 Are you shocked or something?

03:17:19.000 Dude, I'm not shocked.

03:17:20.000 People are dying all the time.

03:17:21.000 I'm not shocked.

03:17:21.000 I'm just saying like this is some wide-open shit right here.

03:17:24.000 Did you know how many astronauts died in 1968?

03:17:28.000 Two.

03:17:29.000 Eight.

03:17:30.000 And then two more in 69. What happened?

03:17:32.000 What are they doing?

03:17:33.000 Oh, accidents.

03:17:33.000 Flying into space.

03:17:34.000 Accidents.

03:17:35.000 Did you imagine getting on one of them early days rockets?

03:17:37.000 These were guys that were going, what do we practice?

03:17:39.000 They're like taking him through the drills going, wait a minute.

03:17:43.000 Do you think, remember the guy who hung the lemon?

03:17:44.000 You know all about that shit.

03:17:46.000 Did you know eight fucking died in 1968?

03:17:49.000 Eight?

03:17:49.000 Eleven total.

03:17:50.000 Eleven astronauts dead.

03:17:52.000 Three in the fire that happened in the capsule during testing, and then a car wrecks, random plane accidents.

03:18:01.000 All guys that were saying, we are not going to the goddamn moon.

03:18:04.000 I understand what you're saying, but as a voice of reason, or as a skeptical voice...

03:18:11.000 I would like to know, I'm not saying one way or the other, but I would like to know what the numbers for astronauts normally are in dying and test piloting rockets and shit.

03:18:20.000 That's a good question.

03:18:21.000 I mean, I'm not saying that they didn't...

03:18:22.000 That dude's family still believes they whacked him.

03:18:25.000 That dude from the guy who hung the lemon on the lamb.

03:18:29.000 What the fuck was his name again?

03:18:30.000 And the one inspector, the NASA inspector that testified in front of Congress and said, listen, we're not going anywhere.

03:18:37.000 We're not going anywhere.

03:18:39.000 He got suicided.

03:18:40.000 He parked his train on a track with his family or parked his car on a train track with his family in it.

03:18:45.000 Now that doesn't seem fishy to you?

03:18:48.000 Oh, it fucking for sure does.

03:18:49.000 Come on.

03:18:50.000 That doesn't seem fishy to everybody?

03:18:52.000 Like, wait a minute?

03:18:52.000 I pushed a lot of that stuff just out of my head.

03:18:55.000 I'm like, I don't even want to deal with it anymore because it was so frustrating.

03:18:59.000 A lot of the...

03:19:01.000 That's what's going on right now.

03:19:02.000 The JFK stuff.

03:19:04.000 Go over the JFK stuff and it makes your head hurt.

03:19:06.000 That's real life Game of Thrones.

03:19:08.000 That's real Game of Thrones.

03:19:09.000 There's so many characters in JFK. There's so many.

03:19:12.000 Holy shit.

03:19:13.000 To learn all the mob guys that were involved and all...

03:19:17.000 The government, the way it all went down.

03:19:21.000 There's so much shit.

03:19:23.000 That takes forever.

03:19:24.000 Where can I find this eight astronauts dying in 1968?

03:19:28.000 I looked it up just real quick.

03:19:30.000 Yo, dude, they hit that shit from the man.

03:19:32.000 The three of them died in a fire in 1967. Yeah, that was three.

03:19:35.000 That's 67. Who was the guy who hung the LM on the lunar module?

03:19:40.000 Grissom.

03:19:42.000 Yeah, Gus Grissom.

03:19:43.000 Gus Grissom.

03:19:44.000 They all knew they weren't going.

03:19:46.000 Do you remember the name of the inspector?

03:19:47.000 They knew they weren't going.

03:19:47.000 I don't remember the name of the inspector.

03:19:49.000 I'm surprised I don't remember.

03:19:50.000 I used to be able to recite that shit.

03:19:51.000 But look into him, too.

03:19:52.000 They killed him.

03:19:53.000 He was testifying.

03:19:55.000 He goes, what are we doing here?

03:19:56.000 And I think it cost $30 billion or something to...

03:20:01.000 Adjusted.

03:20:01.000 I think that's adjusted to American dollars.

03:20:03.000 Yeah.

03:20:04.000 Yeah, a lot of money.

03:20:05.000 Like the fence.

03:20:05.000 Here's another example.

03:20:06.000 Like the fence.

03:20:07.000 The fence, the congressman lobbied for it.

03:20:11.000 I don't know exactly how it got passed, but they got paid like $3 billion to build that fence.

03:20:15.000 Which fence?

03:20:16.000 The fence that separates Mexico from the United States all the way across the Southwest.

03:20:20.000 They never finished it.

03:20:21.000 They got paid for everything.

03:20:22.000 It's so not finished.

03:20:23.000 It's like half finished.

03:20:25.000 And they just abandon it.

03:20:26.000 You know what that was?

03:20:27.000 It was a money grab.

03:20:27.000 It's simple, political...

03:20:29.000 We create all this funding for something and then fucking skim, pay for some of it, but then if it falls apart, no one even keeps track of it.

03:20:36.000 There's a documentary called The Fence.

03:20:38.000 We'll blow your fucking mind.

03:20:39.000 They never finish it.

03:20:40.000 They abandon it.

03:20:41.000 It's deserted.

03:20:42.000 Mexican dudes are going, what are these Americans doing? 0.99

03:20:44.000 They're interviewing Mexicans and they're just like... 1.00

03:20:46.000 This is easy.

03:20:47.000 It's ridiculous.

03:20:49.000 But that's what it is.

03:20:50.000 Like anytime they put a satellite into space, fucking $35 million.

03:20:53.000 They go, we need a satellite for more telecommunications. 0.66

03:20:55.000 They fucking launch some shit.

03:20:57.000 Who knows what that satellite's doing?

03:20:59.000 They got paid.

03:21:00.000 They do it all the goddamn time. 1.00

03:21:01.000 It's a scam.

03:21:02.000 It's mafia politics.

03:21:02.000 I'm with you up to a point.

03:21:04.000 I lose you when we went from Mexicans getting across the border, no offense, to satellites. 1.00

03:21:08.000 I'm talking about scams.

03:21:09.000 We got into satellites.

03:21:10.000 Scams.

03:21:10.000 It's all a scam.

03:21:11.000 Okay.

03:21:12.000 But the Mexican one, yeah, why didn't they finish that? 1.00

03:21:14.000 How much money do they need to finish that fence? 0.96

03:21:17.000 But the problem is they dig holes.

03:21:19.000 Even if you finish the fence.

03:21:20.000 They could have, but they never even finished.

03:21:22.000 Yeah.

03:21:23.000 They just go around the fence.

03:21:23.000 It's kind of hilarious.

03:21:24.000 The documentary is like, they show Mexicans going around the fence.

03:21:27.000 How much is left?

03:21:27.000 How much fence is left?

03:21:28.000 I don't know.

03:21:29.000 How much do they leave behind?

03:21:29.000 I don't know.

03:21:31.000 Enough to have made what they put up a complete waste of time.

03:21:37.000 Well, when Trump gets into office, the fence is going to get 10 foot higher.

03:21:41.000 Yeah.

03:21:41.000 10 foot higher.

03:21:43.000 Did you see that New York Times thing?

03:21:45.000 They're coming after him today.

03:21:47.000 They're talking about racial bias and renting houses and stuff, renting property.

03:21:55.000 You know what's funny?

03:21:56.000 It's so crazy.

03:21:57.000 He's so close to being the President of the United States.

03:21:59.000 He's not going to win.

03:22:00.000 You don't think so?

03:22:01.000 100% he's not going to win.

03:22:03.000 What if he does?

03:22:03.000 He's not going to win.

03:22:05.000 It's so obvious.

03:22:07.000 Hillary's going to win, dude. 1.00

03:22:10.000 100%.

03:22:10.000 You think so?

03:22:11.000 100%.

03:22:12.000 It's so obvious what Trump...

03:22:13.000 Trump's just there to say whatever.

03:22:15.000 He's super smart.

03:22:15.000 And he just says whatever.

03:22:17.000 He says whatever it takes to win a certain debate.

03:22:19.000 And he just goes off.

03:22:20.000 They're letting him go off.

03:22:21.000 They're just like...

03:22:22.000 They said, go off.

03:22:22.000 Get crazy.

03:22:23.000 So now, the former head of the CIA... There's a video where it says...

03:22:30.000 The head of CIA denounces Hillary and Trump.

03:22:34.000 Really, he's denouncing Trump.

03:22:35.000 He's crucifying Trump.

03:22:36.000 And when they ask about Hillary, he says, you know, I got a lot of issues with Hillary, but, you know, she is better than Trump.

03:22:44.000 And in a lot of ways, she's better than Obama, too.

03:22:47.000 But I got my issues with Hillary. 1.00

03:22:49.000 But Trump, that dude.

03:22:50.000 So really, if the head of the CIA is burying Trump, They want Hillary to win really, really bad.

03:22:57.000 And if they want Hillary to win, trust me, Hillary is going to win. 0.81

03:23:00.000 Okay, let me play devil's advocate and conspiracy theorist at the same time.

03:23:03.000 If he did win, they should be fucking terrified.

03:23:07.000 Because if Donald Trump actually does win, and gets into office, and actually gets to...

03:23:12.000 He's a loose cannon.

03:23:14.000 He's not playing by their fucking rules.

03:23:15.000 If they pull him aside and tell him some crazy shit about Afghanistan, or...

03:23:21.000 Rwanda or Africa.

03:23:24.000 Well, whatever it is about the world.

03:23:25.000 Who knows what protocol he's going to follow as far as how he decides to react to that information?

03:23:31.000 Who knows what government organizations he's going to try to disband?

03:23:35.000 He's a wild man.

03:23:36.000 He might slash and burn.

03:23:38.000 The way Hillary won in California. 0.78

03:23:41.000 This is just me.

03:23:41.000 I don't know shit.

03:23:42.000 But this is my guess.

03:23:43.000 The way she won in California and the way...

03:23:46.000 Remember George W. Bush won in Florida?

03:23:49.000 Remember that one scam?

03:23:50.000 Yeah, the particle in California.

03:23:51.000 The way they did that, whatever was involved in that shit is going to be involved in the main shit this year, and Hillary's going to win. 1.00

03:23:58.000 That's my prediction.

03:24:00.000 That's what it was, right?

03:24:02.000 Well, you might be right.

03:24:03.000 You know what, man?

03:24:04.000 It's just weird that this is all the Republicans have, and it's weird that this is all the Democrats have.

03:24:08.000 I think that's the way they planned it.

03:24:11.000 It's perfect.

03:24:12.000 Well, I don't know.

03:24:12.000 I don't think there's very many people who want to be a president anymore.

03:24:17.000 I think Trump is on their side, and he's playing along.

03:24:20.000 He's just being obnoxious and being crazy.

03:24:23.000 That son of a bitch.

03:24:23.000 And then no one's going to be sad when he loses.

03:24:26.000 When he loses, no one's going to be sad.

03:24:28.000 It's not the worst theory in the world.

03:24:30.000 Crooked Hillary. 1.00

03:24:31.000 I love it how he comes up with names for them, like Lion Ted.

03:24:34.000 They're letting him go off because he seems legit.

03:24:35.000 Because they know it doesn't matter.

03:24:37.000 It doesn't matter.

03:24:38.000 He's crazy.

03:24:39.000 There's no way he's going to win.

03:24:40.000 Jamie, kill this TMZ Sports. 0.99

03:24:42.000 It's distracting the fuck out of me.

03:24:44.000 These gentlemen are getting into trouble and they're causing ruckuses.

03:24:49.000 They know how to keep you paying attention to that shit.

03:24:52.000 Those TMZ Sports shows, it's just smash cut, smash cut.

03:24:55.000 Why is she crying? 0.56

03:24:56.000 Limo, door open, cop.

03:25:10.000 I need a shot of a girl throwing a drink in a guy's face It's like hypnosis, though, man. 0.89

03:25:16.000 Like, you get stuck.

03:25:17.000 Like, I'm talking to you and I'm watching all this go on in the background.

03:25:19.000 I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa!

03:25:21.000 What's happening back there?

03:25:22.000 It's funny how you get, like, you were the one who explained that to me once, the first time, about music videos.

03:25:29.000 That music videos have to be like smash cuts.

03:25:31.000 You gotta go from one scene to the next scene to the next scene to back and forth.

03:25:35.000 You can't have anything play on for a long time.

03:25:37.000 People just stop paying attention.

03:25:40.000 And the less continuity, the better.

03:25:42.000 The only reason they keep going back to certain sets is because they only can afford seven sets.

03:25:47.000 But really, the ultimate video would be you use every set just one shot, and that would be the ultimate, but you've got to have seven, and it's a three-minute video.

03:25:56.000 We've got to hit that set maybe six times each, you know what I mean?

03:26:00.000 So that's how videos are just...

03:26:04.000 Just we gotta bombard you with shit and it goes everything's cut to the music nice and fast and there was a lot of bands got a car like real visual dudes driving in cars You got to have a video with you somewhat the singer driving, you know?

03:26:19.000 Yeah DMX has a video of him driving.

03:26:21.000 It's the ultimate video of him driving.

03:26:24.000 It's like some weird Sin City type special effects.

03:26:27.000 I forget what song it is fuck, but it's so good God damn Have you ever seen the one where one of the best animated GIFs of all time is 50 Cent sitting in a drop-top Bentley?

03:26:42.000 And he throws his head back and laughs and drives off.

03:26:46.000 He's in this super dope...

03:26:49.000 Probably like, how much is a drop-top Bentley?

03:26:51.000 Like $400,000 or something crazy?

03:26:53.000 It must be something crazy, right?

03:26:54.000 You would not.

03:26:55.000 I would say $150,000.

03:26:56.000 Yeah, he pulls up.

03:26:57.000 This guy is like a dope car.

03:26:58.000 And here, 50 Cent pulls up to him and looks at him.

03:27:00.000 Oh, it's the turtle guy from Entourage.

03:27:03.000 Yeah, from Entourage.

03:27:04.000 I pulled up next to 50 Cent once.

03:27:08.000 He had a driver behind him trying to cut me off to make sure to protect him.

03:27:11.000 He was dropping in a convertible just like that.

03:27:13.000 While I was filming the DVD Mastering the Rubber Guard, this was like 10 years ago, while we were driving around and dudes filming me as I'm driving and I'm talking about jujitsu and we pull up and we're like, there's 50 Cent right there!

03:27:26.000 It was crazy.

03:27:27.000 Some cars are so crazy you remember when you saw them.

03:27:30.000 Like, I was on the front of the Comedy Store once and a Bugatti Veyron drove up.

03:27:34.000 And I was like...

03:27:35.000 You ever seen one of those?

03:27:37.000 It's more than a million dollars.

03:27:39.000 Only in that video.

03:27:40.000 I woke up in a new Bugatti.

03:27:44.000 I woke up in a new Bugatti.

03:27:47.000 That's a great song, by the way.

03:27:48.000 That's Ace Hood.

03:27:49.000 Holy shit.

03:27:51.000 That's the only time I've ever seen a Bugatti.

03:27:53.000 How much did that cost?

03:27:54.000 It's over a million bucks.

03:27:55.000 I don't know how much it cost.

03:27:56.000 I woke up in a Bugatti.

03:27:59.000 That's the chorus. 0.97

03:28:00.000 It's the craziest car ever.

03:28:02.000 You know what it's like?

03:28:03.000 The inside of it?

03:28:04.000 Yeah.

03:28:04.000 The inside of it is like some sort of a time machine, some futuristic time machine.

03:28:09.000 It doesn't even seem like a real car when you're inside it, when you see the interior and the way it's all constructed.

03:28:14.000 It's all handmade with these crazy gauges and just beautiful leathers, but it doesn't look like any other modern car.

03:28:21.000 It looks like someone from the H.G. Wells days who was trying to draw a future supercar.

03:28:27.000 He would draw some weird Bugatti Veyron-type spaceship thing.

03:28:31.000 It's very interesting.

03:28:32.000 It's very much its own kind of car.

03:28:34.000 But it's stupid expensive and insanely fast.

03:28:37.000 I think it has more than a thousand horsepower.

03:28:41.000 Which is just...

03:28:42.000 It's faster than a motorcycle?

03:28:44.000 1200 horsepower.

03:28:45.000 Yeah.

03:28:46.000 What's the fact?

03:28:47.000 Where are we at right now with motorcycles?

03:28:49.000 Zero to 60 in what?

03:28:50.000 They just disappear.

03:28:51.000 They just vanish.

03:28:52.000 What is it?

03:28:52.000 They travel through time.

03:28:53.000 What's the record?

03:28:54.000 Two seconds?

03:28:55.000 No, it's probably less than that.

03:28:56.000 Zero to 60 in one second?

03:28:58.000 Yeah, dude.

03:28:59.000 They have these cars now that are doing it in less than three.

03:29:01.000 Like regular cars you can go and buy at the store.

03:29:04.000 No.

03:29:04.000 Well, I think the Tesla does it very quickly.

03:29:06.000 What's the latest with that?

03:29:07.000 They got some new shit coming out?

03:29:08.000 How fast does a Tesla go zero to 60?

03:29:09.000 I was thinking about the...

03:29:11.000 I heard about the Porsche 911 Turbo S. I think it does it in 2.8 seconds, 0 to 60. Does it ever get to 1?

03:29:18.000 Does that happen?

03:29:19.000 Yeah.

03:29:20.000 If it got as far as it got, it's going to get to that.

03:29:23.000 It's going to get to 1. But there's going to be a lot of G-force in that.

03:29:27.000 That's not an easy thing to deal with.

03:29:29.000 The 2017 Model S can do it in 2.5.

03:29:32.000 Jesus Christ!

03:29:33.000 That's a 911...

03:29:35.000 Not a Tesla.

03:29:36.000 Oh, Tesla S. 2.5?

03:29:38.000 2.5.

03:29:39.000 Is that faster than a motorcycle?

03:29:40.000 I don't think so.

03:29:41.000 I think a motorcycle could still do it in the two-ish range.

03:29:45.000 How cool is that Tesla car, huh?

03:29:47.000 Finally an electric car that looks cool.

03:29:49.000 How about the drives itself?

03:29:51.000 How does that work?

03:29:52.000 It has cameras.

03:29:53.000 It's reading the ground and the distance around it.

03:29:57.000 That's faster than a lot of motorcycles on this list.

03:29:59.000 Is it really?

03:29:59.000 Yeah.

03:30:00.000 What about like a Hayabusa?

03:30:02.000 Aprilla is on.

03:30:03.000 Hayabusa is a motorcycle?

03:30:04.000 Hayabusa.

03:30:06.000 Well, shit.

03:30:06.000 I thought that was just great MMA apparel.

03:30:11.000 It is great MMA apparel, but it's also a bird.

03:30:14.000 A very fast bird, I think.

03:30:16.000 Hayabusa.

03:30:17.000 I think it's fast.

03:30:17.000 What's the fastest bird ever?

03:30:19.000 I think it's the perigene falcon.

03:30:21.000 I think there's a falcon that goes like 200 miles an hour.

03:30:24.000 I did a commercial for them once where I was like...

03:30:27.000 For the falcons?

03:30:28.000 For Hayabusa.

03:30:29.000 Oh.

03:30:29.000 What do you got here, Jimmy?

03:30:31.000 A falcon.

03:30:32.000 Is that it?

03:30:33.000 Fastest bird in the world?

03:30:34.000 242 miles an hour.

03:30:36.000 What?

03:30:37.000 Holy shit.

03:30:38.000 Which, of course, makes it the fastest bird on earth.

03:30:40.000 What it does is it looks for a critter to jack, and when it's flying around, it finds one that it wants to fuck with, and then it dive bombs and just achieves insane speed.

03:30:53.000 I guess it, like, just...

03:30:55.000 Flaps its rings really quick.

03:30:56.000 It's hard to, the perspective, like you'd see a video on it, but it's hard to like grasp how fast it's actually moving.

03:31:03.000 It doesn't seem to make sense when you're looking at it.

03:31:06.000 It just looks like it's going fast.

03:31:07.000 You don't have any perspective.

03:31:09.000 You're not on the ground.

03:31:10.000 But if it like flew by you when you're on the ground, you're probably like, what the fuck?

03:31:15.000 It's a rod!

03:31:16.000 Like, that's faster than any car I've ever seen.

03:31:19.000 Like, what's a fast car?

03:31:20.000 250 miles an hour has got to be like what those NASCAR guys do, right?

03:31:24.000 I don't even think they go that fast.

03:31:26.000 That's like a Formula One speed, right?

03:31:29.000 How fast does NASCAR go?

03:31:33.000 180. Eddie Bravo hates standards.

03:31:35.000 That's one thing me and Eddie Bravo do not have in common.

03:31:38.000 Oh, stick shift?

03:31:40.000 Standard manual stick shift cars?

03:31:41.000 It's 2016. Thank the Flintstones.

03:31:44.000 How dare you?

03:31:44.000 I love them.

03:31:46.000 I love them.

03:31:48.000 I buy certain cars that are older just because they have stick shifts.

03:31:51.000 I like that.

03:31:53.000 It's engaging, but you associate it with, man, I don't want to have to shift these fucking gears.

03:31:57.000 I just want to chill and listen to music.

03:31:59.000 I don't have to fucking shift gears.

03:32:01.000 This ain't the fucking 1922. I get it.

03:32:02.000 Most people think like you.

03:32:05.000 Nothing wrong with thinking that way, man.

03:32:06.000 For me.

03:32:07.000 You should get an engine with a fucking front crank.

03:32:10.000 No.

03:32:12.000 That would be the coolest shit.

03:32:13.000 That's not what I like.

03:32:13.000 I like to start my fucking engine manually.

03:32:16.000 There's a zen state that you achieve when you're shifting through the gears yourself and you're revving the engine up to a certain point and you're all tuned in to the action of the car.

03:32:25.000 Whereas a lot of people in those kind of cars, they don't even listen to music.

03:32:28.000 The music becomes like the mechanics of the vehicle, the engineering, the way the tires grip the road.

03:32:34.000 You feel it in your ass.

03:32:35.000 You shift the gears and you lift up the clutch and you give it the gas and you hear the...

03:32:42.000 And you become attuned with the machine, and you start feeling where the machine's going.

03:32:46.000 And it becomes more of like an exercise in stimulation than it does just driving.

03:32:51.000 But I like driving, too.

03:32:53.000 Like, I like driving in a fucking big Suburban.

03:32:56.000 Like, I rented a Suburban this past weekend.

03:32:59.000 Dude, you ever drive one of them?

03:33:00.000 Big, cushy-ass fucking boats?

03:33:02.000 Hell like this, bro.

03:33:04.000 It is driving.

03:33:06.000 Did it have its own built-in vacuum?

03:33:08.000 Like I saw a minivan, the new fucking Lumineer or something has its own vacuum.

03:33:14.000 What a great idea, right?

03:33:16.000 It's a great idea if you have kids.

03:33:16.000 Holy shit.

03:33:17.000 Super smart.

03:33:18.000 That's actually wicked smart.

03:33:20.000 Yeah, no.

03:33:21.000 Those Suburbans, they have that Cadillac Escalade suspension, but it's just cheaper trim.

03:33:29.000 It doesn't look as fancy, but it's a nice car.

03:33:31.000 I rented one of those, man.

03:33:32.000 They drive so comfortable.

03:33:34.000 They're so relaxed.

03:33:35.000 Just like the way I go over bumps and shit.

03:33:38.000 Cars of today are so goddamn good.

03:33:41.000 I was thinking when I was driving this Suburban, it's like a 2016 Suburban.

03:33:45.000 I was like, if you got in a 1950s Mercedes...

03:33:49.000 And you're like, this is the shit right now.

03:33:52.000 This is as good as it gets.

03:33:53.000 And you got in this thing, you're like, whoa, leather seats.

03:33:56.000 Oh, real wood handle.

03:33:57.000 You know, you'd be driving this thing around, thinking it was incredible.

03:34:01.000 I got the top-of-the-line Mercedes, man.

03:34:03.000 And then someone shoots you to 2016 and puts you in a regular family truck.

03:34:08.000 Like a Suburban, which is just this big, huge-ass hunk of metal.

03:34:12.000 And dude, it floats over the road.

03:34:15.000 It has this feeling when you hit the brakes, like it's just engineered to stop quickly for this big fucking tank.

03:34:20.000 Even though it's gigantic, it handles good for a big, gigantic thing.

03:34:24.000 It's comfortable to drive.

03:34:25.000 Yet it doesn't look that different than the cars from the 60s.

03:34:30.000 They're shaped.

03:34:30.000 They got tires.

03:34:33.000 Generally, the biggest thing a guy would trip on if he jumped on a time machine from the 60s to now wouldn't be the car so much as it's still fucking tires.

03:34:43.000 You guys aren't flying yet.

03:34:45.000 It's still round.

03:34:46.000 The four tires, you still have four.

03:34:48.000 They would trip out on the phones more than the cars.

03:34:51.000 The phones would be like, what the fuck?

03:34:53.000 We're connected with the world?

03:34:55.000 This is our connection to everybody.

03:34:57.000 It's funny there's some shit that's just too risky, like air balloons.

03:35:01.000 They never fucking got that shit perfected.

03:35:04.000 Nobody was ever going, hey, here, you know, with air balloons, there's no fresh shower, Bob.

03:35:08.000 You just start up the fire, fill up the balloon, fly home.

03:35:11.000 It's no big deal.

03:35:12.000 Like, well, it's not that accurate today, but hey, you use the exercise.

03:35:16.000 You walk a few miles from your home.

03:35:17.000 You land your balloon as close as you can to your home, and then we're all just floating through the sky in the air.

03:35:23.000 No way.

03:35:24.000 People are like, fuck, man.

03:35:26.000 You got to get that down.

03:35:27.000 But there's no funding to get it down, because nobody's buying any fucking hot air balloons.

03:35:30.000 And every now and then, like, there was a big accident in Texas, like, really recently.

03:35:34.000 An air balloon?

03:35:35.000 In Texas, in an air balloon.

03:35:37.000 Yeah, it caught fire, and everybody died.

03:35:39.000 And it was quite a few people.

03:35:41.000 I don't remember what the actual number was, but I want to say it was something like...

03:35:44.000 It might have been like seven people or something died.

03:35:47.000 More?

03:35:48.000 More, Jamie?

03:35:49.000 14?

03:35:49.000 Was it 14?

03:35:51.000 16 people.

03:35:53.000 Oh my god, that's awful.

03:35:54.000 Wouldn't the coolest thing to do really as a human being...

03:35:57.000 Don't you put up a video, Jamie.

03:35:58.000 Don't you put that fucking evil on me.

03:36:00.000 He's reaching for the video button.

03:36:02.000 Don't fucking do it, man.

03:36:03.000 I want to watch that flaming ball fall to the ground.

03:36:07.000 What would be cooler than hand gliding as a hobby?

03:36:10.000 Think about that.

03:36:11.000 Hand gliding to me is what killed Hollis Gracie.

03:36:14.000 Super dangerous.

03:36:15.000 Or holes, right?

03:36:16.000 But the times that you did it and you didn't die, how cool would that be?

03:36:22.000 That's the coolest shit ever, right?

03:36:24.000 You're flying through the fucking air, no engine, you're gliding.

03:36:27.000 Some guys stay up forever and they find these little hot tunnels.

03:36:30.000 I mean, it's so dangerous, but...

03:36:32.000 Is it cooler than those wingsuits?

03:36:34.000 I think the wingsuits might be doper.

03:36:36.000 I think you fly more.

03:36:37.000 When you're gliding, you feel like you're flying more.

03:36:39.000 You definitely fly more because you can catch the wind currents.

03:36:41.000 Yeah, you're dipping down.

03:36:43.000 It seems like you're falling.

03:36:45.000 You're falling, but it takes a long time to fall, as opposed to staying up and actually flying and gliding.

03:36:52.000 Look at this motherfucker. 0.95

03:36:53.000 He's got a jetpack attached to wings.

03:36:54.000 That's cool, too!

03:36:55.000 Let's see that shit! 0.58

03:36:56.000 Jetpack flying wingsuit available to buy one for yourself.

03:37:01.000 Jetpacks?

03:37:02.000 Yeah.

03:37:02.000 Jetpack will soon be available.

03:37:04.000 To buy one for yourself, fly anytime you want, jetpack flying suit.

03:37:09.000 People are gonna fucking suicide bomb right into airplanes.

03:37:12.000 Their girlfriend's gonna be flying across the country, go fuck some new dude. 1.00

03:37:15.000 They're like, this is it!

03:37:16.000 I found the flight patterns!

03:37:18.000 Right out of Burbank Airport!

03:37:20.000 Holy shit, look at this!

03:37:21.000 They're gonna get dropped out of a plane, and they're just gonna fly right into 13C. They're gonna time it perfectly.

03:37:28.000 Look at this shit.

03:37:29.000 She's gonna, get an aisle seat, you bitch! 1.00

03:37:32.000 Dude's gonna be in his footies on a fucking glider next to the plane.

03:37:36.000 Goddamn.

03:37:37.000 I think they just flew a plane.

03:37:38.000 It went real slow, but it went all the way around the world on solar power.

03:37:41.000 It was like 12 miles an hour.

03:37:43.000 It was going super, super slow.

03:37:44.000 It took like a month.

03:37:45.000 That must have sucked.

03:37:46.000 How'd they get food?

03:37:47.000 I don't know.

03:37:48.000 They just slowly stayed up there with food?

03:37:50.000 I think so, yeah.

03:37:50.000 How much shit do you think you left up there?

03:37:52.000 Why don't you have solar panels, Joe?

03:37:53.000 How many times do you shit if you're going...

03:37:55.000 It's being done.

03:37:56.000 If you're going...

03:37:59.000 All the way around the world like that and you don't have time to land to take a shit.

03:38:03.000 How much shit do you actually drop off in that airplane?

03:38:06.000 There's a shithole in your outfit.

03:38:08.000 Here's the thing.

03:38:09.000 You don't have to worry about the plane getting heavier because it's not like you're eating the food and then you're shitting.

03:38:14.000 The weight stays consistent.

03:38:16.000 Like mass on an airplane is in a static state.

03:38:19.000 Like mass on an airplane never decreases or increases unless they drop shit out of the plane.

03:38:24.000 Solar Impulse 2 approaches Abu Dhabi.

03:38:28.000 Huh.

03:38:29.000 Wow, so he really did.

03:38:31.000 So he had stages.

03:38:32.000 Okay, which makes sense.

03:38:34.000 Last stop.

03:38:35.000 So he's doing it, like, stop at a time.

03:38:38.000 That plane had solar panels?

03:38:39.000 Is that what, are you serious?

03:38:40.000 It was powered by solar power.

03:38:41.000 Now you said you're going to get solar panels now.

03:38:43.000 Yeah.

03:38:44.000 When you do, when you put solar panels on your house, do you get off the grid and now you don't need it?

03:38:50.000 You can get off the grid.

03:38:51.000 Can you?

03:38:51.000 You can, yes.

03:38:52.000 But most people give that energy to the city.

03:38:55.000 Right?

03:38:55.000 How weird is that?

03:38:56.000 The easiest way for you to do it is you're not independent.

03:39:01.000 You're still connected to the grid.

03:39:02.000 How weird is that?

03:39:02.000 You develop your own power.

03:39:04.000 Not only that, you've got to talk to Brian Callen about this.

03:39:06.000 Because Brian Callen was the first of us to do it, and he experienced a lot of bullshit.

03:39:13.000 A lot of paperwork that you have to go through.

03:39:14.000 A lot of red tape.

03:39:15.000 They make it very difficult for you to get off the grid.

03:39:18.000 It's really interesting.

03:39:19.000 You can't just put solar panels?

03:39:20.000 No?

03:39:21.000 No, and very, uh, yeah.

03:39:23.000 Isn't that weird?

03:39:23.000 He had to go through a long process before they let his equipment go live.

03:39:27.000 It's all really interesting, man.

03:39:29.000 But in their defense, here's, like, I gotta do this.

03:39:32.000 I hate to do this, people, but I gotta do this.

03:39:35.000 I don't know who's installing this electrical stuff, and we live in fucking California where fires happen all the goddamn time.

03:39:43.000 So I don't necessarily think it's totally unreasonable that someone doesn't look at the wiring and make sure if you're doing something completely radical like getting off the grid and starting a...

03:39:51.000 An independent power source.

03:39:53.000 You've got to connect to this house.

03:39:54.000 Let's just make sure that you have your credentials in place.

03:39:56.000 Let's just make sure that everything is done according to code so this fucking house doesn't blow up and you don't burn to death in your sleep.

03:40:02.000 You know, because, like, these fires that people are having, they're not controlling these goddamn things too good.

03:40:07.000 There's no water, man.

03:40:09.000 Where we live, when we look around and you look around at the hills, like, go drive up Topanga Canyon and look at all those hills.

03:40:16.000 Go drive, you know, out past the 118. Hey, hey.

03:40:20.000 Everywhere.

03:40:20.000 So when that crazy shit, like, have you talked to Michael Jai White?

03:40:24.000 No.

03:40:25.000 You know, he lives out there, where that last big fire hit.

03:40:29.000 Oh, shit.

03:40:30.000 Yeah, and I was concerned.

03:40:31.000 I need to get a hold of that dude.

03:40:33.000 I saw that he was at Bellator.

03:40:34.000 Yeah, I'm not concerned that he's hurt, but concerned that maybe his house was one of the many houses.

03:40:39.000 I guess he probably would have heard about it in the news, but a lot of people lost houses up there, man.

03:40:43.000 A lot of people lost houses.

03:40:45.000 And then San Bernardino, out where Javi is.

03:40:48.000 In that area, they had a gigantic fire up there.

03:40:51.000 Huge one.

03:40:52.000 They had one up near Lake Arrowhead, like up away from Lake Arrowhead they had one.

03:40:56.000 They've had a few of these fucking things.

03:40:58.000 They had a giant one in Santa Barbara, did you see that one?

03:41:04.000 But why would you get solar panels to give the power back to the city?

03:41:11.000 Because it's more expensive to set up an independent system.

03:41:14.000 So most people get to a point where they realize, oh, this is good, so I don't have to pay for power anymore.

03:41:19.000 Eventually, my solar power will pay for itself, and if you have excess power, you can sell that power back to the city.

03:41:26.000 But this is the question.

03:41:28.000 Why would the city give a fuck?

03:41:30.000 Oh my god, this guy has a house of solar panels.

03:41:32.000 You know, let's try to get some of his power that he's collecting.

03:41:35.000 I don't know if it's that simple.

03:41:36.000 We could always use extra power.

03:41:38.000 I don't know if it's that simple.

03:41:39.000 Why would that even come up?

03:41:41.000 I'm going to get solar panels to give you the power?

03:41:43.000 That doesn't make any sense.

03:41:44.000 How would that come up?

03:41:45.000 Well, let me explain.

03:41:46.000 As far as I think I know it...

03:41:49.000 The way the grid works, you know, these power stations, they contribute to the grid.

03:41:54.000 There are instances sometimes where there's not enough power, right?

03:41:57.000 Like in the summertime, where everybody's fucking AC's going on, and things blow.

03:42:02.000 Remember those brownouts that went out, where they shut off the power for different places?

03:42:06.000 You remember that?

03:42:07.000 I think what happens is the way the grid is set up, and I'm fucking completely guessing here, but I would guess that if all this power is connected, if there is a grid, that there's more than one contributing factor.

03:42:18.000 There's more than one contributing factor in powering the grid.

03:42:22.000 There's probably a power plant.

03:42:23.000 There's probably more than one thing.

03:42:25.000 It's probably a system of different power plants that power the grid.

03:42:30.000 And it's possible, this is total guessing, but if you figure out how to make what's essentially a solar-powered I mean, someone's connecting a solar-extracting device that's generating electricity and you have an excess of it.

03:42:46.000 They could probably use it.

03:42:48.000 I don't know if it's that difficult.

03:42:50.000 I don't know.

03:42:51.000 But how come they're not interested in any of the power produced by gas generators that people have in their house?

03:42:56.000 They don't give a shit about that.

03:42:58.000 Well, gas generators, first of all, they have to constantly be restocked with gas.

03:43:02.000 Solar is relying on constant power that's around all the time.

03:43:05.000 And gas generators are used by a lot of rural people for backups.

03:43:09.000 Like, I know a lady who lives in the mountains, and she's got a setup where if her power goes out, there's a little switch that goes off, and instantaneously she has a propane tank, a giant-ass propane tank that's like as big as this fucking room, and it kicks in. 1.00

03:43:24.000 And that starts powering her heat, because she lives in the mountains.

03:43:28.000 I wonder why their city is local.

03:43:30.000 Is this a conspiracy again?

03:43:31.000 No, I'm just...

03:43:32.000 I've never heard of any...

03:43:33.000 Well, the solar...

03:43:35.000 Is there a solar panel conspiracy?

03:43:36.000 I don't know.

03:43:37.000 It's just very strange.

03:43:38.000 It's all just batteries.

03:43:44.000 That would even come up.

03:43:45.000 Solar panels for your house to give the energy to the city.

03:43:48.000 No, you only give what you're not using.

03:43:50.000 Is that how it works?

03:43:52.000 Yeah, absolutely.

03:43:53.000 You're not doing it like you're farming electricity specifically for the city.

03:43:58.000 I think you are.

03:43:59.000 I think that is the way it is.

03:44:00.000 Well, you're using the power, and some of it you sell back to the city.

03:44:05.000 But you're using the power.

03:44:07.000 That's going to be your source of power.

03:44:09.000 You're positive.

03:44:09.000 Because I could be wrong.

03:44:11.000 I could be wrong, but...

03:44:13.000 But it could be that, too.

03:44:14.000 Somebody could make it as a farm.

03:44:16.000 They're going to give you the power that you're all hooked up with.

03:44:19.000 We're going to give you the free electricity, and then we're going to pay you a little extra, collect our shit, boom.

03:44:24.000 We want that solar shit, and we'll give you whatever for this price.

03:44:27.000 Well, of course, don't you think there's going to be solar farms if it's profitable?

03:44:30.000 It'll be easier for you, because then you could just keep your plugs.

03:44:33.000 You don't have to replace them.

03:44:33.000 Re-plug everything.

03:44:34.000 Just give us all that power.

03:44:35.000 But you don't re-plug anything.

03:44:36.000 You don't change anything.

03:44:37.000 What does it say?

03:44:38.000 The sun shines on solar panels generated by DC electricity.

03:44:41.000 The DC electricity is fed into a solar inverter.

03:44:43.000 Converts to 240 volts, 50 hertz.

03:44:46.000 240 volt AC electricity is used to power the appliances in your home.

03:44:49.000 Surplus electricity is fed back into the main grid.

03:44:53.000 There you go.

03:44:54.000 Simple.

03:44:55.000 Because it's like a renewable resource.

03:44:58.000 It's a constant resource.

03:44:59.000 So that house right there has a solar panel energy from the solar panels back to the grid.

03:45:05.000 No.

03:45:05.000 Okay, it doesn't.

03:45:06.000 It sends surplus.

03:45:08.000 See the bottom part?

03:45:10.000 The last dot, it says surplus electricity is fed back into the main grid.

03:45:15.000 What that means is whatever they don't need.

03:45:18.000 So if they generate a ton of electricity and they don't need all the electricity, like say if they have a lot of solar panels but they only have a two-bedroom house or a one-bedroom house and it's just a small, comfortable place, they don't need all that power.

03:45:30.000 They have too much of it.

03:45:31.000 Why is that confusing, man?

03:45:33.000 They want that power, man.

03:45:37.000 You got any extra power?

03:45:38.000 That's not what it is, man.

03:45:39.000 It's just like you gotta get rid of it.

03:45:41.000 Sounds crazy.

03:45:41.000 I think it's like...

03:45:42.000 They got too much power?

03:45:43.000 Them solar panels have too much power?

03:45:45.000 Yeah, I think you can generate too much for what you could store.

03:45:48.000 Okay, that makes sense.

03:45:49.000 If it's a problem, like, shit, we can't do this because then we collect too much and then it becomes a hazard.

03:45:54.000 I don't...

03:45:55.000 Eddie goes, okay, you could give us the extra.

03:45:58.000 As long as we care about the people and we want to go solar, we want to go solar, so we'll take that extra shit you got and we'll give you a couple dollars for it too.

03:46:07.000 But don't stop the cause.

03:46:10.000 It's all about solar.

03:46:11.000 That's where we're going.

03:46:12.000 I love how every time Eddie's having a conspiracy conversation with some imaginary executive is like a dude selling weed.

03:46:19.000 It's like a dude selling weed deal.

03:46:21.000 Yo, yo, yo, I know your situation, man, right?

03:46:23.000 You can't pay for an eighth, but you want an eighth.

03:46:25.000 So I'm going to give you an eighth.

03:46:26.000 This is what I'm going to do.

03:46:27.000 I'm going to give you an eighth, and I'm going to give you three days.

03:46:29.000 And instead of that eighth being 50 bucks, it's going to be 65 bucks, dog.

03:46:32.000 What are you going to get it right now?

03:46:34.000 I want you to buy a mama house. 1.00

03:46:36.000 Dude, you gotta get into this weed game.

03:46:39.000 The weed game is amazing, dog.

03:46:42.000 It's amazing.

03:46:43.000 Yeah, why aren't we in the weed game?

03:46:44.000 We should have our own dispensaries.

03:46:45.000 Because we want to stay out of jail in Bravo.

03:46:47.000 We need to wait.

03:46:48.000 I think at this point we could have our own dispensary, man.

03:46:50.000 Well, I think, honestly, it's too much work.

03:46:53.000 Joe and Eddie's.

03:46:54.000 It's too much work.

03:46:55.000 Here's the other thing.

03:46:56.000 They can't use credit cards in a lot of these places still.

03:46:58.000 Isn't that the case?

03:46:59.000 They're transferring large amounts of cash.

03:47:00.000 They're hiring ex-military guys.

03:47:02.000 What if we get some super billionaire guy or multi-millionaire guy to use our faces?

03:47:07.000 Just ask them for money.

03:47:09.000 They just want one picture.

03:47:11.000 They want that one money shot to hang in the front of me and you smoking a joint or something.

03:47:15.000 Well, I'll do that.

03:47:16.000 But that's what Cheech and Chong do, right?

03:47:18.000 They'll do like some, they'll sell some fucking rolling papers or some shit.

03:47:21.000 We need more stony, we need that, uh, we'd have to...

03:47:24.000 But don't you remember when Tommy Chong got put in the pokey?

03:47:26.000 Yeah.

03:47:27.000 Yeah.

03:47:27.000 I think those days are gone.

03:47:28.000 For bongs, bro. 0.98

03:47:28.000 I think those days are gone. 0.98

03:47:29.000 I hope so.

03:47:30.000 But you know what I was really worried, man?

03:47:31.000 I was really worried if Ted Cruz got in.

03:47:33.000 I was like, the nuttiness could like rise to a whole new level.

03:47:37.000 Like, if you give people a bar, and this is what I've been saying that I like about Obama, whatever he did that people don't like, I understand.

03:47:43.000 I get it.

03:47:44.000 I'm with you.

03:47:44.000 I'm not even saying that.

03:47:45.000 I'm not talking about his performance as far as, like, what he's done foreign policy-wise.

03:47:49.000 I'm talking about, like, what he represents.

03:47:51.000 Like, when you see him on television, he's well-spoken, he's articulate, he went to Harvard, he's a bright guy, he seems like a guy that you would think would be, like, one of the smartest people that you're ever gonna come across.

03:48:01.000 Makes sense that he's running shit.

03:48:03.000 You know, if a guy like Ted Cruz or a lot of these other people that wanted to be president, especially people with wacky fucking religious ideas that just don't jive with anything that we know, if those people get into a position where they have massive amounts of influence,

03:48:18.000 people start getting really confused.

03:48:21.000 I didn't used to think that until the, obviously I've learned because I'm older, but I didn't think that that much until the Bush administration.

03:48:27.000 The Bush administration and then the 9-11 attacks made me go, whoa, like our consciousness is so much more fragile than I thought it was.

03:48:36.000 Because I thought what we were, like, as Americans in the 90s before the 9-11 attacks during the Clinton thing, I thought we were ridiculous in some ways because of the whole Clinton-Monica Lewinsky thing, and there was definitely some fuckery going on in other countries, but it didn't seem like the world was unsafe.

03:48:54.000 Like, it seemed like the world...

03:48:55.000 The world felt like we got over that Cold War shit with the Russians. 0.98

03:48:59.000 We're gonna be okay.

03:49:00.000 The world felt safe.

03:49:01.000 Like, you had this guy, even if he's full of shit and he's getting his dick sucked, listen to him talk.

03:49:06.000 He's obviously smart as fuck.

03:49:07.000 You know?

03:49:08.000 Like, maybe some...

03:49:09.000 You know, maybe some...

03:49:10.000 People that are crazy get to the point where they're president.

03:49:13.000 Some whip your dick out type dudes.

03:49:15.000 Maybe people get crazy and they still get to the point where they're president.

03:49:18.000 But obviously a very, very smart guy.

03:49:21.000 Very well spoken.

03:49:22.000 And then the Bush presidency came along.

03:49:24.000 It was so transparent.

03:49:26.000 All of it was so transparent.

03:49:28.000 And then Cheney was essentially running the show and he was always in a bunker.

03:49:34.000 Remember when Cheney was always in the bunker?

03:49:36.000 He was always in a bunker.

03:49:38.000 There was always talking about Cheney's hidden away somewhere in a fucking bunker.

03:49:41.000 And there was that Wolfowitz dude hanging around, and all these other fucking Donald Rumsfeld-type characters.

03:49:46.000 All these merchants.

03:49:48.000 All these, like, war merchants.

03:49:51.000 They were all swarming around.

03:49:53.000 And then we're at war.

03:49:54.000 Like, all of a sudden, we're constantly at war.

03:49:57.000 For like this massive, massive amount of time.

03:50:00.000 And it still hasn't let up.

03:50:01.000 All these years later.

03:50:03.000 Dude, 9-11 was 15 years ago.

03:50:08.000 People jumping off buildings and just smashing into the streets.

03:50:13.000 That just happened.

03:50:14.000 It was 2001, right?

03:50:15.000 2001. That's 15 years ago.

03:50:19.000 Yep.

03:50:20.000 That's crazy.

03:50:21.000 We've been in a perpetual state of war for a sophomore's entire life.

03:50:28.000 Sophomore in high school.

03:50:29.000 Some kid who's...

03:50:30.000 There's kids that are, I think, freshmen this year are learning about it just through history books.

03:50:35.000 They didn't experience it in one second of their life.

03:50:37.000 Of course.

03:50:38.000 Yeah, for sure.

03:50:39.000 Well, most people that are even, you know, 10 and above, their parents are probably going to shield them from it for the most part when it's happening.

03:50:45.000 Sixteen years ago.

03:50:46.000 So anybody younger than 26 barely understands what happened.

03:50:51.000 Barely.

03:50:52.000 That's fucking crazy.

03:50:54.000 What a change of the world.

03:50:56.000 So I get real nervous now.

03:50:58.000 I get real nervous.

03:51:01.000 I just don't think that the way we're doing it right now is appealing to anybody that we really want to run us.

03:51:08.000 There's a few people.

03:51:09.000 Like, Gary Johnson makes sense, that libertarian guy that we had in here.

03:51:13.000 He seems like a real person.

03:51:16.000 And he has real experience, like, running New Mexico.

03:51:19.000 But I don't know enough.

03:51:20.000 I just don't know enough about politics.

03:51:22.000 I don't know enough to really...

03:51:25.000 I mean, I think you have to know it the way you know jiu-jitsu.

03:51:27.000 I think you have to really know it.

03:51:29.000 Like, if some dude who's like a blue belt in Japanese jiu-jitsu starts talking to you about wrist locks, you'd be like, bitch... 1.00

03:51:36.000 That's what I am, really, when I'm talking about politics.

03:51:38.000 I have a skeletal understanding of the way the system works.

03:51:42.000 I'm a four-stripe white belt.

03:51:45.000 Exactly.

03:51:45.000 I'm going to get my blue.

03:51:46.000 I would have had it already, but...

03:51:48.000 I might have a yellow belt if we're doing karate.

03:51:50.000 I might have just gotten my belt after I got my yellow stripe and I was super pumped.

03:51:54.000 Finally, my belt wasn't just plain white.

03:51:56.000 But that's where it ends.

03:51:57.000 That's where it ends.

03:51:58.000 And so, like, if I'm talking to some yellow belt and they're trying to talk to me about effective striking techniques, I get real irritable. 1.00

03:52:04.000 I like it when you ask someone's rank in jiu-jitsu and they go, oh, I'm going to get my blue.

03:52:09.000 I'm going to test for sure.

03:52:11.000 Poor bastard.

03:52:12.000 I'm going to test for my purple.

03:52:14.000 Jiu-jitsu might be one of the only things that you really cannot possibly understand what's happening if you don't do it.

03:52:19.000 If you've never done it, you just are not going to know what's going on.

03:52:22.000 You're just not going to know.

03:52:23.000 You can have a little bit of an understanding, like here's an arm bar.

03:52:26.000 I've seen this transition to triangle before.

03:52:29.000 Oh, I've heard it said that if you commit too hard on that Kimura and you don't have to control the legs, the guy can counter with the far side arm bar.

03:52:37.000 A lot of people have these things in their head that they know to be true, but they don't know it the way you know it.

03:52:42.000 They're not gonna know it the way you know it.

03:52:43.000 There's no way.

03:52:45.000 They're not gonna see things that you're seeing.

03:52:47.000 When you're watching Damien Maia choke out Carlos Condit tonight, you're going through the path with him, right?

03:52:53.000 Like when you're seeing it, yeah, you know the path.

03:52:55.000 A lot of other people are watching it, and they're in the middle of it.

03:52:59.000 He's on top of him, smashing him.

03:53:00.000 He's getting on him.

03:53:01.000 He's on him.

03:53:02.000 Oh, he's on his back.

03:53:03.000 So think about how few people can watch Damian Maia choke out Carlos Conda and see the path.

03:53:10.000 See the path he's going to take.

03:53:12.000 Watch him execute it flawlessly.

03:53:14.000 See this jujitsu, not just in like, oh my god, what is he doing?

03:53:17.000 But see every single step of the way.

03:53:20.000 Well, I think that there's, just like jujitsu, that's just the case with every fucking thing that exists in this goddamn world.

03:53:28.000 Somewhere, someone has probably studied all their life to try to figure out how microphones work.

03:53:33.000 You or I have put virtually no thought into it whatsoever, but luckily somebody did, so we have this microphone.

03:53:39.000 That's how I feel about everything.

03:53:41.000 That's how I feel about astronomy.

03:53:43.000 That's how I feel about the lunar rover on the moon.

03:53:46.000 That's how I feel about all these things.

03:53:48.000 Like, there's gotta be somewhere out there that's gotta be mad as fuck that two dumb stoners are talking about whether or not the rover is legit.

03:53:55.000 And these fucking guys have been working at it their whole life.

03:53:57.000 They got scientific papers.

03:53:59.000 They're, like, pulling their hair out in the middle of the night, doing Adderall, trying to figure out how to make the calculations perfectly so this giant inflatable ball encompasses...

03:54:08.000 What do they do?

03:54:09.000 What happens?

03:54:11.000 I think there's a giant inflatable ball, I don't know if they did it this way, that encases the entire machine.

03:54:17.000 I saw that cartoon.

03:54:18.000 Is that what it was supposed to be?

03:54:19.000 It was a cartoon.

03:54:20.000 It's not real.

03:54:21.000 Of course they don't.

03:54:21.000 They should definitely send back some video.

03:54:23.000 They don't have any video of that.

03:54:24.000 Dude, there's people listening right now mad at us.

03:54:26.000 I need proof.

03:54:28.000 Too many lies.

03:54:29.000 People are like, yo, bro, that UFC, bro?

03:54:31.000 Bro, that shit's fake as fuck, dude.

03:54:33.000 That's just like WWE. It's WWE, but they've got some other tricks up their sleeve, and occasionally they hit each other, but dude, trust me, it's all fake.

03:54:41.000 So this is what it was.

03:54:41.000 I wouldn't care if someone said that.

03:54:43.000 So parachutes came down, thin-ass atmosphere, right?

03:54:46.000 There's almost no atmosphere there.

03:54:47.000 Actual footage right here.

03:54:49.000 So it drops and then explodes into these, inflates into these big bouncing balls.

03:54:55.000 If that was in a movie, you'd be pissed.

03:54:57.000 And then it has these things that try to slow it down, these jets that shoot down, and then it hits the ground and bounces.

03:55:05.000 This looks like the shittiest fucking place to move to of all time.

03:55:10.000 That's what Mars looks like.

03:55:11.000 It looks like the desert.

03:55:12.000 It looks way worse than the desert, because you can go to the desert and you get gas.

03:55:16.000 There's a fucking highway going through it, and it stops we're gonna take a shit.

03:55:19.000 Very, very few spots on Earth have humans.

03:55:23.000 I know.

03:55:24.000 Very few spots.

03:55:24.000 If you land on Earth, you'd land on this, probably, more than a city.

03:55:28.000 A city is, fuck, there's hardly no cities on this planet.

03:55:30.000 Dude, I was camping in the Nevada high country just a week ago.

03:55:34.000 Get on a plane and look down.

03:55:35.000 You don't see that many cities.

03:55:37.000 There's way more barren wasteland than anything.

03:55:39.000 Well, when you're in the Nevada high country, you realize there's a reason why nobody fucking built houses out here.

03:55:44.000 Like, it's a hardscrabble world.

03:55:47.000 We were there, you know, like, in August.

03:55:49.000 And it's like 100 degrees during the day.

03:55:52.000 It gets hot as fuck.

03:55:54.000 You gotta bring a lot of water with you.

03:55:55.000 And at night, it gets down to the 30s.

03:55:57.000 It's freezing.

03:55:59.000 Freezing at night.

03:55:59.000 I mean, you freeze your fucking dick off, and there ain't shit up there.

03:56:03.000 Just a bunch of deer and some rabbits.

03:56:05.000 Some occasional streams.

03:56:08.000 Sage bushes.

03:56:09.000 That's a Terminator right there.

03:56:10.000 Are you looking at the video right now?

03:56:11.000 Because people are listening.

03:56:12.000 They don't know what we're talking about.

03:56:14.000 We're looking at the Mars rover landing on Mars.

03:56:16.000 Eddie Bravo doesn't believe it.

03:56:18.000 Well, this is not real.

03:56:19.000 This is CGI. Well, this is CGI. They have to explain where they are spending all their money.

03:56:23.000 I like it.

03:56:24.000 They're making this little robot arm come up.

03:56:26.000 Which, for sure, if I was going to build a little robot arm, I'd make it bounce all over the fucking surface of the desert.

03:56:33.000 Can you imagine if your iPhone was stuck in the middle of that ball and it bounced?

03:56:37.000 For sure it wouldn't work.

03:56:39.000 This thing is robust.

03:56:41.000 Strong wiring.

03:56:42.000 Imagine if somebody fucked up one little wire and they landed on the moon. 0.87

03:56:46.000 That's happened before, hasn't it?

03:56:48.000 Haven't they shot things all the way to the moon and forgot they turned them on?

03:56:51.000 Or all the way to Mars and it didn't work?

03:56:54.000 They don't always work.

03:56:57.000 Where's the video at?

03:57:04.000 Well, the YouTube video is the most important piece of evidence.

03:57:07.000 So whenever we can find a YouTube video, we should cherish it.

03:57:10.000 It could be on Vimeo or Myspace.

03:57:12.000 It doesn't matter.

03:57:12.000 Ustream is good.

03:57:13.000 I like GeoCities websites.

03:57:16.000 Those are my favorite.

03:57:16.000 They have the best info.

03:57:18.000 Yeah, Angelfire.

03:57:20.000 Yeah, man.

03:57:21.000 It's interesting when you look at all the different websites today.

03:57:24.000 Like, how many websites are there?

03:57:26.000 If you had to guess.

03:57:27.000 How many, like, different places could you go on the internet today, right now?

03:57:31.000 One billion?

03:57:32.000 Hmm.

03:57:33.000 That makes sense.

03:57:33.000 I bet that's right.

03:57:34.000 I bet it might be higher.

03:57:35.000 I was thinking, I think last night, there was a time on the internet, not that long ago, where you'd have seen most stuff that has come through.

03:57:41.000 You'd be like, oh yeah, I've seen that.

03:57:42.000 I've seen that picture.

03:57:44.000 Like, you'd see a boobs and be like, I know whose boobs those are.

03:57:46.000 But now there's just so much shit coming through literally every single day.

03:57:50.000 You couldn't catch up if you made a point.

03:57:53.000 It's great for making homemade documentaries, too.

03:57:56.000 If you have a speech, any speech, you just want to pour out all your thoughts and blogs or whatever, anything that you're saying, you can punch it in Google and just have a low-budget documentary.

03:58:09.000 Everybody's doing those.

03:58:10.000 You just collect all the pictures.

03:58:11.000 You listen to someone speak, or you, or whoever, and just listen to it once and write notes, I need a picture of that, I need a picture of that, you get all those pictures, line them up, boom, and you have a goddamn documentary.

03:58:23.000 Yeah, and then it's on YouTube, and then you're changing the world, motherfuckers, letting bitches know about rods. 1.00

03:58:29.000 You can do that shit on your phone now, too, which is even more interesting.

03:58:32.000 You can do a whole movie on your phone.

03:58:34.000 You can do a whole movie on your phone.

03:58:35.000 You can do a whole movie on your phone.

03:58:37.000 You can just make a movie, you and your buddies.

03:58:39.000 Here, hold the phone now.

03:58:40.000 And then you do your scene.

03:58:42.000 Then he does his scene.

03:58:43.000 You added it all together.

03:58:44.000 It's crazy.

03:58:45.000 You know who does that a lot is Carla Esparza. 0.98

03:58:47.000 Does she?

03:58:47.000 She's always making little tiny one-minute sketches.

03:58:52.000 Good for her.

03:58:53.000 Good for her.

03:58:55.000 She's very animated.

03:58:56.000 Nice.

03:58:57.000 Yeah.

03:58:59.000 Women's fucking strawweight division heated up tonight. 1.00

03:59:01.000 Hell yeah.

03:59:02.000 Paige Van Zandt jumping a roundhouse kick to the face.

03:59:04.000 That was crazy.

03:59:06.000 Okay, so Johanna is the champion.

03:59:09.000 Yeah.

03:59:10.000 And then who else is right there?

03:59:11.000 Is there that Valentina chick?

03:59:14.000 Yeah, Valentina Shevchenko.

03:59:16.000 And also Thug Rose.

03:59:17.000 No, Valentina Shevchenko, I'm sorry, she's a Bantamweight. 0.86

03:59:20.000 135?

03:59:20.000 Yeah, because Valentina Shevchenko just beat Holly Holm, remember?

03:59:25.000 Here we go.

03:59:27.000 Yeah, man.

03:59:30.000 Jessica Andrade, she dropped down. 1.00

03:59:33.000 Those are the top chicks? 1.00

03:59:35.000 How come I don't recognize any of those girls? 0.95

03:59:37.000 Damn.

03:59:38.000 I don't know shit.

03:59:39.000 I know Joanne Calderwood.

03:59:40.000 Courtney Casey just won last week. 1.00

03:59:41.000 I know Courtney Casey.

03:59:42.000 She's a badass. 1.00

03:59:43.000 She's badass. 1.00

03:59:43.000 Alex Chambers. 1.00

03:59:44.000 Heather Jo Clark.

03:59:45.000 Okay, I know these girls. 1.00

03:59:45.000 This is the current rankings? 1.00

03:59:46.000 That can't be, because those top girls, I've never heard of them, but I've heard of all these. 1.00

03:59:51.000 Amanda Cooper.

03:59:52.000 Oh, how dare you, Jamie?

03:59:54.000 How dare you?

03:59:56.000 How dare you?

03:59:56.000 So it's a random listing?

03:59:57.000 Yeah, it's just random.

03:59:59.000 My alphabet.

03:59:59.000 Um...

04:00:00.000 Let's see if they have rankings. 0.55

04:00:01.000 Here we go.

04:00:02.000 Okay.

04:00:03.000 That's weird that they have it.

04:00:04.000 Okay.

04:00:04.000 Here we go.

04:00:05.000 Women's strawweight. 1.00

04:00:06.000 What do we got here?

04:00:07.000 Blow that bitch up. 1.00

04:00:08.000 What do we got here?

04:00:09.000 Oh, yeah.

04:00:10.000 Rose Namajunas.

04:00:12.000 Karolina Kowalska.

04:00:13.000 Claudia?

04:00:14.000 Kowalska.

04:00:15.000 Kowalska.

04:00:16.000 I have to say that right.

04:00:17.000 I always fuck it up.

04:00:19.000 Karolina Kowalska.

04:00:20.000 Pages way down to ten?

04:00:21.000 Yeah.

04:00:22.000 Holy shit.

04:00:22.000 Kowalska is the one who just beat Rose.

04:00:25.000 That was a great fight.

04:00:26.000 Rose just lost?

04:00:27.000 Yeah, she just lost to Kevalkovich.

04:00:29.000 Damn, I missed that one.

04:00:30.000 And there's Tisha Torres.

04:00:31.000 She's badass. 1.00

04:00:33.000 So Carolina beat Rose. 0.70

04:00:35.000 How did she beat her? 1.00

04:00:35.000 Just a decision. 1.00

04:00:37.000 Really good fight.

04:00:39.000 Was that a five-round fight?

04:00:42.000 Why do I think that was a five-round fight?

04:00:45.000 You think Ronda's coming back?

04:00:46.000 Fuck yeah.

04:00:48.000 How much money she'll make? 1.00

04:00:50.000 Do you know how big it'll be when Rhonda comes back?

04:00:52.000 Right now, it could just be Rhonda and Cyborg right off the bat.

04:00:56.000 Right off the bat, and that would be the biggest fight ever.

04:00:59.000 Even though she just lost.

04:01:00.000 Do you think she would do that?

04:01:02.000 What do you think she would do?

04:01:03.000 That would be the most gangster move right there.

04:01:04.000 Just say fuck it.

04:01:05.000 That would be the ultimate gangster.

04:01:07.000 Rhonda just said, I'm coming back, and it's me and Cyborg.

04:01:10.000 We're going to do 140. Let's fucking do this shit for a Super Bowl fight of all time.

04:01:14.000 Let's do it.

04:01:15.000 That would be the gangster shit.

04:01:16.000 That would be the gangster shit.

04:01:17.000 Or, uh, you gotta get Holm.

04:01:20.000 Holm right now.

04:01:21.000 Holm's like on a down swing.

04:01:23.000 It's a perfect time for Ronda to, cause for sure Holm ain't gonna turn down Ronda.

04:01:27.000 So Ronda's in control of that fight. 1.00

04:01:29.000 She can get redemption right off the bat.

04:01:31.000 Do you think she does that, or do you think she goes straight to a title shot? 0.96

04:01:36.000 All three.

04:01:38.000 Cyborg would be the biggest.

04:01:39.000 Title shot would be big.

04:01:40.000 I'll be big, but I think Cyborg would be the biggest.

04:01:43.000 And people would understand that she's not getting a title shot right away. 0.77

04:01:46.000 Dude, Amanda Nunes is goddamn terrifying. 1.00

04:01:49.000 She's terrifying.

04:01:50.000 But her against Cyborg would be bigger.

04:01:52.000 Yes.

04:01:53.000 Even with that title?

04:01:54.000 100%.

04:01:55.000 Her and Cyborg would be bigger than her and Holm.

04:01:57.000 Amanda Nunez is legit as fuck, obviously, after she beat Misha Tate, but she's gonna have to have some more fights where people know about her more to get the big money fights, I think. 1.00

04:02:06.000 You know, to get people, to get a Ronda to want to fight her. 1.00

04:02:09.000 Everybody wants to see the Cyborg fight.

04:02:11.000 Holm and Ronda would be fucking mega.

04:02:15.000 You just base it all on the revenge, but Holm did lose her last two fights, so that kind of could... 0.97

04:02:19.000 Doesn't matter.

04:02:20.000 Doesn't matter.

04:02:21.000 Mickey Ward and Homeboy?

04:02:25.000 What the fuck?

04:02:25.000 Arturo Gatti?

04:02:26.000 Like that trilogy, nobody cared they weren't the best in the world.

04:02:29.000 No one gave a fuck.

04:02:30.000 See, that's what I think about this whole, not that Connor's not one of the best in the world, because he definitely is, and so is Nate.

04:02:37.000 They fought for a non-title at 170 and it didn't matter.

04:02:40.000 Dana, yeah, Dana thinks for some reason that that fight doesn't make sense to do it again.

04:02:44.000 I'm like, oh my god, are you crazy?

04:02:46.000 Like, please do it again.

04:02:47.000 Please.

04:02:48.000 Like, if they want to do it, are they both saying they want to do it?

04:02:50.000 Who the fuck doesn't want to see that fight again?

04:02:53.000 And if he's got to give up the featherweight fight or the featherweight title to have that fight again...

04:02:58.000 Just give up the title.

04:02:59.000 Give up the title.

04:03:00.000 Yeah, put that fight on again.

04:03:02.000 Definitely.

04:03:03.000 You don't want to see that again?

04:03:04.000 Yes, but it'll happen regardless if Conor wins or loses his upcoming matches.

04:03:09.000 It wouldn't even affect it.

04:03:10.000 Like, if he decided to fight...

04:03:12.000 Why take chances?

04:03:14.000 It doesn't matter.

04:03:15.000 Even if he loses, it doesn't matter.

04:03:16.000 That third fight is there.

04:03:18.000 That third fight is always going to be there.

04:03:19.000 Because if you put Conor against anybody at 55 right now, have him relinquish that title, give it back to Aldo, do 55, do anybody, do Magna Medov.

04:03:29.000 That would be huge.

04:03:30.000 Or Tony Ferguson would be huge.

04:03:31.000 There'd be a lot of press on that.

04:03:32.000 Tony Ferguson deserves that.

04:03:34.000 And then also, you could just finish that Rafael Dos Anjos, make that happen.

04:03:38.000 Well, I think if he fights at 55, it's already been stated that he's going to fight for the title.

04:03:42.000 So he would go right to Alvarez.

04:03:44.000 He would fight Eddie Alvarez immediately.

04:03:45.000 That would be beautiful, too.

04:03:47.000 That would be beautiful.

04:03:48.000 Holy shit.

04:03:48.000 That would be beautiful.

04:03:49.000 That would be crazy.

04:03:50.000 So many epic matches.

04:03:51.000 Dude, I'm telling you, dude.

04:03:53.000 Conor's going to buy a fucking island and shit.

04:03:56.000 Yeah, probably a couple islands.

04:03:58.000 Yeah.

04:03:58.000 Probably have a UFO. He's not going to have pit bulls.

04:04:01.000 He's going to have, what are those fucking hyenas?

04:04:06.000 Hyenas.

04:04:07.000 He's going to have hyenas instead of pit bulls.

04:04:09.000 He's going to drive a tank instead of a fucking, any car.

04:04:13.000 Once you see a car in a tank, a tank in front of a castle with hyenas, Yeah.

04:04:20.000 Gold bars all around his bedroom.

04:04:23.000 And a private jet, like Trump's private jet, which is like a 757. Just like a whole, not just a little jet, a whole goddamn jumbo jet for yourself.

04:04:31.000 Do you know I know there's something wrong with Trump?

04:04:33.000 Do you know how I know there's something wrong with Trump?

04:04:35.000 Because he was eating Kentucky Fried Chicken on his airplane with a fork and a knife.

04:04:40.000 Was he?

04:04:40.000 Okay.

04:04:41.000 That's a good sign.

04:04:42.000 That's a flag.

04:04:43.000 That ain't good.

04:04:44.000 Tell me.

04:04:44.000 Tell me what the fuck's going on there.

04:04:45.000 Can you hang with a dude who eats Kentucky Fried Chicken with a fork and knife?

04:04:49.000 Look at what's going on here.

04:04:50.000 What's going on here?

04:04:51.000 He has class, maybe.

04:04:53.000 Is that what it is?

04:04:53.000 Yeah, I'm a skeptic.

04:04:54.000 I'm a skeptic.

04:04:55.000 How do you feel about fork and knife Kentucky Fried Chicken?

04:04:57.000 I feel like it's dudes who wear sneakers who don't have any socks on.

04:05:00.000 Listen, you stinky bitch. 1.00

04:05:02.000 Come back to America. 0.97

04:05:04.000 There's no proof.

04:05:05.000 Doesn't that seem like a very product placement type little photo?

04:05:09.000 You're right, it does.

04:05:11.000 Do you think he got paid by KFC? How dare you?

04:05:14.000 He's not eating a whole bucket to himself.

04:05:15.000 Ah, he might.

04:05:16.000 And what happened on...

04:05:18.000 Go off.

04:05:19.000 Shit.

04:05:20.000 Was it David Letterman?

04:05:22.000 I don't know.

04:05:22.000 He was on some talk show where they were calling him out on bringing out clothes from companies that he owned.

04:05:29.000 You're talking about the China trade.

04:05:30.000 Where'd you make this?

04:05:31.000 Isn't this your shirt?

04:05:32.000 Isn't this your company?

04:05:33.000 Is that Seth Meyers' show?

04:05:35.000 Someone busted him out.

04:05:37.000 They must have been old because I'm thinking it's David Letterman and they must have been at least two years old or something.

04:05:42.000 Yeah, I don't know.

04:05:43.000 But he gets called out on the show.

04:05:46.000 He's bringing out clothing that Donald Trump owns.

04:05:50.000 Yeah, make America great again by hiring Chinese people to make you shirts. 1.00

04:05:56.000 He's just saying whatever it takes.

04:05:58.000 I have a friend who has some sort of a marketing business or a manufacturing business, rather, where they make clothes.

04:06:08.000 They make outdoor clothes, like hiking and mountaineering clothes.

04:06:13.000 And they say that they can't find A sew house in America that is up to the same standards as a sew house as they find in China, because they do so much manufacturing. 0.83

04:06:25.000 They're like, look, we would like to do this in America, but in order to have the very best quality of clothing, like, you literally can't do what he's doing in America right now.

04:06:37.000 That's pretty fucking weird.

04:06:39.000 Like, that's one of the scariest things that happened when they started shipping manufacturing overseas.

04:06:44.000 It's like other places got way more manufacturing jobs, right?

04:06:48.000 But they also were working for insanely low wages and living in the factories.

04:06:54.000 You know?

04:06:55.000 Like, that's one of the weirder things about buying products.

04:06:58.000 Like, if you buy something from China, like if you buy an iPhone, we all know it in our dirty little heart of hearts that there's nets all around those buildings to keep those people from jumping to their death, and they live there. 1.00

04:07:10.000 And somebody actually, like, was arguing, well, you know, the statistic likelihood of someone committing suicide at one of those factories is not that different than the statistic likelihood of people in the area committing suicide.

04:07:25.000 They live and work in that factory.

04:07:26.000 It gives you a deceptive number of how many people who work in the factory committing suicide.

04:07:31.000 And plus, we have nets.

04:07:32.000 Yeah.

04:07:32.000 So what's the problem?

04:07:33.000 I was like, yeah, but the problem is they're killing themselves where they work.

04:07:37.000 How many people kill themselves when they work?

04:07:39.000 Like, worldwide.

04:07:40.000 Like, the number's pretty fucking low.

04:07:41.000 That's why it's weird.

04:07:42.000 When people jump to their death rather than go to work again, that's fucking weird, man.

04:07:48.000 That's weird.

04:07:49.000 Oh, were they smoking cigarettes when they jumped?

04:07:51.000 Yes, even weirder.

04:07:53.000 They work as slaves to buy cigarettes, to jump to their death while they're making iPhones.

04:07:57.000 And people stare at them.

04:07:59.000 On Viagra.

04:08:00.000 Yeah, they get Viagra and random boner pills.

04:08:04.000 Foxconn replaces 60,000 factory workers with robots.

04:08:07.000 Good news?

04:08:07.000 I mean, kind of.

04:08:08.000 Not really for those people that need that money.

04:08:10.000 I don't know, man.

04:08:11.000 That's the weird, slippery argument.

04:08:13.000 I know these people that had a factory down somewhere in South America, make some clothes for this big company, and they were talking about how much money it saves them.

04:08:22.000 I go, yeah, but doesn't it feel weird that these people are so poor and that they work all day in the factory?

04:08:28.000 I'm not trying to be mean or anything.

04:08:29.000 She's like, well, if they didn't have that, they would starve to death. 1.00

04:08:32.000 And I was like, well, would they really?

04:08:33.000 Like, how'd they get there in the first place?

04:08:35.000 Is this the only option?

04:08:36.000 The only option is they have to work insane hours for shit money so that they can make clothes so they can barely get by.

04:08:43.000 Like, that's the only option?

04:08:44.000 That sounds so close to slavery.

04:08:47.000 It sounds so close.

04:08:48.000 It's just like an economic slavery.

04:08:50.000 It's a freelance slavery.

04:08:52.000 They found that after a while, slavery evolved into it.

04:08:55.000 You wouldn't have to fucking house them.

04:08:57.000 We just pay them so they don't think they're slaves and then let them house themselves and they're barely going to be able to afford anything so they got to work all day.

04:09:04.000 Perfect.

04:09:04.000 Now we can keep our barn for our fucking animals.

04:09:07.000 If they came up with basic income here in America, like if they instituted like a living wage, you know, like whatever it would be, and then we started not doing that and like not doing that to other parts of the world.

04:09:20.000 Like if America got to a point, whatever the point is, like 25 bucks an hour, 20 bucks an hour, whatever it needs to be where you could totally survive off of war, you can't pay anybody less than that because they can't survive.

04:09:29.000 Like it's been determined.

04:09:30.000 Like this is like a reasonable amount that you could pay someone with their time.

04:09:33.000 The difference between that money and how much money you can spend in a third-world country hiring people to make your shit, it's staggering. 1.00

04:09:43.000 The amount more money that you make is staggering.

04:09:47.000 It's just weird that we allow it.

04:09:51.000 It's weird that we think it's okay.

04:09:53.000 Like, it's over there, it's over there, it's over there.

04:09:54.000 It's just my company.

04:09:55.000 If it's your company, I'm like, fuck it.

04:09:57.000 This is my company.

04:09:58.000 I don't give a shit.

04:09:59.000 Well, it's weird we have, like, boundaries.

04:10:00.000 Like, we're okay if it's across the dirt.

04:10:03.000 Or if it's across the water, it's okay.

04:10:05.000 But if it's inside of us, we would never allow it, right?

04:10:08.000 Like, think of the United States of America, right?

04:10:10.000 The United States of America from New York to Los Angeles.

04:10:12.000 This big, open, there's a lot of crazy shit in there.

04:10:15.000 There's a lot of places where there's no people living.

04:10:18.000 If somehow or another they established some sort of manufacturing in the middle of the country out there and paid people a dollar a day and had them working like slaves and living in these buildings and jumping off the roofs, we would never tolerate it.

04:10:31.000 Because it's inside of our dirt patch.

04:10:33.000 But if it goes across the water to the other dirt patch, you're like, outrageous!

04:10:38.000 Meanwhile, for sure, with us buying these things, we're directly responsible for them being able to have such a factory in the first place.

04:10:46.000 And everybody's like, well, everybody else is doing it.

04:10:48.000 And we just keep doing it.

04:10:50.000 Those factories learned how to use the internet, man.

04:10:52.000 They bombard everybody in the jiu-jitsu world about gis and rash guards and spats.

04:10:58.000 Oh, man, I get these emails every day, multiple ones all over China, Pakistan, everywhere.

04:11:06.000 They're coming after people now.

04:11:08.000 It used to be that...

04:11:10.000 Only certain people had connections, and you had to go there and find the connections.

04:11:14.000 You hear crazy stories about these guys in jiu-jitsu, like Scotty Nelson from OTM. You had to go to China, deep in China, find these factories, and make these deals.

04:11:23.000 Scotty did all that?

04:11:24.000 Yeah, he's got some nightmare stories, dude.

04:11:26.000 In Pakistan.

04:11:28.000 Oh, I can imagine.

04:11:28.000 Crazy shit.

04:11:30.000 Taking crazy chances.

04:11:32.000 I believe it.

04:11:32.000 He's got some stories.

04:11:33.000 He told them my podcasts were fucking nuts.

04:11:35.000 Oof.

04:11:36.000 I believe it, man.

04:11:37.000 Yeah.

04:11:37.000 I believe it.

04:11:38.000 Fuck that.

04:11:39.000 Yeah, there's parts of the world that you're just not safe in.

04:11:42.000 That's why when people come from those parts and they come back, they go, dude. 0.99

04:11:46.000 Like, we gotta keep this going.

04:11:49.000 Whatever we got going on here, we gotta keep this going.

04:11:51.000 We can't let this thing erode.

04:11:53.000 Like, it's not perfect.

04:11:55.000 United States isn't perfect.

04:11:57.000 But the whole world is in a fucking turmoil right now.

04:12:01.000 It's a sustainable, currently sort of sustainable turmoil, but it's in a turmoil, you know?

04:12:07.000 I mean, this is a weird time to be a person.

04:12:11.000 I think everybody realizes we're in some strange transitionary stage of being a human being.

04:12:17.000 Where human beings are aware of, like, infinitely more now than they were just a few decades ago.

04:12:23.000 And we're evaluating everything about everything.

04:12:27.000 And putting it through this filter and trying to figure it out and going, whoa, what kind of weird life are we living?

04:12:33.000 This temporary existence, trying to sort out this impossibly complicated, fucked up world of political connections and... 0.63

04:12:46.000 One hand washing the other and...

04:12:48.000 The Clinton Foundation and all this...

04:12:51.000 We're in Gotham.

04:12:52.000 Oh, dude.

04:12:53.000 This is Gotham.

04:12:54.000 I don't know if it's true, but I love some conspiracy theories.

04:12:57.000 And one of them that I've been dabbling in is all these people that crossed Hillary that turned up dead...

04:13:04.000 Business as usual.

04:13:05.000 That's fucking crazy.

04:13:06.000 The same shit.

04:13:07.000 That's not new.

04:13:07.000 Somebody had a meme that you are statistically less likely to get bit by a shark than you are to get killed by Hillary.

04:13:15.000 Yeah.

04:13:16.000 She's a gangster. 1.00

04:13:17.000 Her and her husband.

04:13:18.000 Those guys are fucking gangsters.

04:13:21.000 Well, do you think that they got...

04:13:24.000 I would love to think that Dr. Drew was on the way out anyway.

04:13:28.000 And then, you know, he got fired just coincidentally after he said that about Hillary.

04:13:32.000 I think...

04:13:33.000 I would like to think that.

04:13:34.000 I think corruption in politics borrows a lot from the mafia.

04:13:40.000 They work hand-in-hand most of the time.

04:13:41.000 And they like to make statements because they're so...

04:13:44.000 When you look into people that are dying around Hillary, dude, there's people that are dying around Hillary.

04:13:48.000 Bill and Hillary from back in the day.

04:13:51.000 They get suicided.

04:13:52.000 If you got suicided of some guy that was about to do, he was about to testify, and then he gets suicided, but it's obvious it's not a suicide.

04:13:58.000 It's like he got shot in the back of his head.

04:14:01.000 It's a message.

04:14:02.000 It's a mess, just like the mafia.

04:14:04.000 They're not going to just kill someone and make someone disappear.

04:14:06.000 That's a waste.

04:14:07.000 Why make him disappear?

04:14:09.000 Put him out and open.

04:14:10.000 Cut out his tongue.

04:14:11.000 Stuff his dick down his throat. 0.98

04:14:13.000 Give a message.

04:14:14.000 So that message is, shut the fuck up.

04:14:17.000 We obviously got the coroner in our pocket, so shut the fuck up. 1.00

04:14:22.000 Those kind of murders are everywhere.

04:14:24.000 They're generally suicides.

04:14:26.000 Well, how about that guy that got convicted?

04:14:28.000 Who's that guy, Hassert, that got convicted of child molestation?

04:14:32.000 They only gave him 15 months?

04:14:35.000 The guy that she was defending?

04:14:36.000 Dennis Hassert.

04:14:39.000 He's some, I want to say, he's some serious judge that got convicted of child molestation, pedophilia, child pornography.

04:14:50.000 He's a house speaker.

04:14:53.000 This is a crazy story.

04:14:55.000 I just tweeted a study about it, that they were doing an investigation of it.

04:15:03.000 Really scary stuff.

04:15:08.000 Yeah, enormous amount of tragedy surrounding revelations that former House Speaker J. Dennis Hassert sexually abused a number of young men whom he coached during his time as a high school teacher and wrestling instructor, but there's also an enormous amount of hypocrisy as the public words of a...

04:15:25.000 Okay, so this is him talking shit about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.

04:15:30.000 But the thing is that he only went to jail for 15 months.

04:15:35.000 He got an extraordinarily low sentence.

04:15:42.000 Short sentence.

04:15:44.000 Just try to find what the sentence is.

04:15:46.000 Because there's a bunch of criticism about it.

04:15:49.000 And there's a bunch of really revealing aspects to it.

04:15:53.000 I don't know.

04:15:55.000 It's scary.

04:15:57.000 It's scary to think that someone could do that and only get 15 months because of political connections.

04:16:02.000 But it makes sense, right?

04:16:05.000 When I was looking up something, I forget the exact name right now.

04:16:10.000 When I was looking through these a couple weeks ago, the deaths and some of the people that were killed and some of the weird things that were going on, I'll try to find the guy's name, but he was one of the pardons from Clinton before he got out of office.

04:16:23.000 And he was indicted by Giuliani.

04:16:27.000 For what was going to be the biggest U.S. tax evasion in history.

04:16:31.000 It's something like $60 million.

04:16:35.000 He's a billionaire.

04:16:36.000 And he basically bought his way out of his conviction.

04:16:41.000 And then he turned up dead after that?

04:16:44.000 No, he wasn't dead at all.

04:16:45.000 This guy just bought his way out of going to jail.

04:16:48.000 Oh, okay.

04:16:49.000 So this is not a guy.

04:16:51.000 He gave money to Clinton Foundation.

04:16:51.000 He gave money to this and that.

04:16:52.000 Yeah, man, you can do that.

04:16:54.000 If you know the right people and you got the right kind of cash, you can't do it if you're Bob Wilson, camera repairman.

04:17:01.000 You know, you don't have the kind of cash to pay these fucking people off.

04:17:04.000 Mark Rich was his name.

04:17:06.000 Yeah, if you got cash, if there's enough money and power behind it, you can get the people to believe anything.

04:17:13.000 As long as you can get it on commercials and on the news media, you can get people to believe the most ridiculous shit.

04:17:22.000 You can get people to believe big dick pills actually work.

04:17:26.000 If you got big pharma to market it, not like those late night commercials.

04:17:30.000 How do they do those late night commercials?

04:17:32.000 How do they get away with that?

04:17:34.000 I don't know.

04:17:35.000 Laws don't count at night?

04:17:36.000 But can you imagine if Big Pharma decided to take these big, big pills, pay off a couple professors in Yale like they've been doing, and Harvard, and just say, shit, this really...

04:17:45.000 And then presented as a problem, are you a victim of short dick syndrome or something like that?

04:17:50.000 You know what I mean?

04:17:50.000 But call it something.

04:17:52.000 Call it somethings.

04:17:53.000 And can you imagine?

04:17:55.000 You pay off two dudes.

04:17:57.000 One dude.

04:17:57.000 One dude from Yale.

04:17:58.000 You have him on in the infomercial.

04:18:01.000 It's totally big farm it out.

04:18:03.000 After a while, you'd be considered a conspiracy nut if you believe that shit didn't work.

04:18:10.000 Right, right.

04:18:11.000 You understand?

04:18:12.000 Totally.

04:18:13.000 All you need is a couple of Harvard scientists to say, oh, you're going to gain 20 to 30 percent in the first month.

04:18:19.000 Everybody would jump on that.

04:18:20.000 It's so easy.

04:18:21.000 You put it on fucking CNN. New report.

04:18:24.000 You can grow your male genitalia up to three inches in four months.

04:18:28.000 Dr. Drew here with the report.

04:18:30.000 All you need is one doctor.

04:18:32.000 Dr. Drew, that's how you get back on the mainstream.

04:18:34.000 Yeah, get him to do it.

04:18:35.000 Oh, shit!

04:18:37.000 That's how you get him back in.

04:18:37.000 Dude!

04:18:38.000 And how would anybody ever get sued?

04:18:40.000 He has to kiss Hillary's feet. 0.97

04:18:41.000 Can you imagine the amount of evidence you would need to sue?

04:18:45.000 The class action suit, all the pictures of dicks, the before and after pictures, and the class action suit, 150,000.

04:18:51.000 Nobody wants you to see their little dick, and then still little dick. 1.00

04:18:54.000 Oh, man.

04:18:54.000 I gotta get the fuck out of here, Eddie Bravo.

04:18:55.000 Let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00

04:18:57.000 We just did four and a half hours or some shit.

04:18:59.000 Oh, shit.

04:19:00.000 Can I give a quick EBI plug?

04:19:02.000 Yeah, September 11th.

04:19:03.000 September 11th on UFC Fight Pass.

04:19:05.000 It's on a Sunday.

04:19:07.000 EBI ate the middleweights featuring Gordon Ryan, Eduardo Telles, Matt Arroyo.

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04:19:18.000 Go to UFC.tv and go to EBIOfficial.com to buy tickets to see it live.

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The Joe Rogan Experience - August 28, 2016

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