The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 9, 2020

00:00:02.000 Yee-haw! 1.00

00:00:03.000 Happy New Year, friends.

00:00:04.000 Happy New Year. 0.99

00:00:06.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:00:07.000 The boys! 1.00

00:00:08.000 Good to see you.

00:00:09.000 Brian Count is allegedly on the way.

00:00:11.000 We've got all kinds of libations here. 0.98

00:00:15.000 And what the fuck were we just talking about? 0.98

00:00:17.000 I said, save it. 0.99

00:00:18.000 I said, don't say it.

00:00:19.000 No, or two.

00:00:19.000 Bodies.

00:00:20.000 What do they do with the bodies?

00:00:21.000 Before that, though.

00:00:21.000 There was something before that.

00:00:23.000 Mines?

00:00:23.000 Fields?

00:00:24.000 Sides of Paris?

00:00:25.000 No, it was even before that.

00:00:26.000 Oh, meat carnivore diet.

00:00:27.000 Oh, okay.

00:00:28.000 Maybe it's that.

00:00:29.000 Yeah, so I'm 10 days in, I think.

00:00:32.000 Something like that.

00:00:33.000 Today's the 9th, so I'm 11 days in.

00:00:34.000 I started a couple of days before, and I've been eating nothing but meat.

00:00:38.000 Bacon, steak, elk meat, a lot of extra fat.

00:00:42.000 If I eat the elk meat, I eat a lot of bacon.

00:00:43.000 How's that cholesterol, son?

00:00:45.000 I don't know.

00:00:46.000 I got my blood work done last Monday.

00:00:49.000 I'll get the results back soon, and then I'm going to do it again at the end of the month.

00:00:53.000 But I've already lost seven pounds.

00:00:54.000 You feel good?

00:00:55.000 Dude, I feel slim.

00:00:57.000 You look good.

00:00:57.000 When he came in, I was like, yeah, he's looking tight.

00:01:00.000 Boy's thick.

00:01:01.000 I lost my belly.

00:01:02.000 I had a gut.

00:01:03.000 I was getting a gut.

00:01:04.000 This is where I get fat instantly, right here.

00:01:07.000 It goes right here, and then it starts pushing out.

00:01:09.000 I think all dudes do, right?

00:01:11.000 I don't know.

00:01:11.000 Some people get in their face.

00:01:13.000 I get in my face too.

00:01:14.000 I feel it in my face when I'm washing my face.

00:01:16.000 My face feels smart.

00:01:17.000 Oh, totally.

00:01:17.000 I get in both.

00:01:18.000 Yeah.

00:01:18.000 But that's where you feel your face.

00:01:20.000 You're like, damn, my face feels smart. 0.99

00:01:21.000 You know the shape of your face. 1.00

00:01:24.000 You wash your face every day.

00:01:26.000 So you get in there and you're like, oh, this is like less face.

00:01:28.000 Also, a fat face is a bummer.

00:01:30.000 It's a bummer.

00:01:30.000 Yeah, I'm fatter than I've been ever.

00:01:32.000 I'm like 190 right now.

00:01:34.000 Jesus.

00:01:35.000 Yeah.

00:01:35.000 But here's the thing that's good about it.

00:01:37.000 I'll tell you what's bad about it first.

00:01:38.000 Diarrhea is rough.

00:01:40.000 And eating only steak gets boring.

00:01:42.000 I like diarrhea.

00:01:43.000 But the kind of diarrhea that I'm talking about is confusing. 0.67

00:01:46.000 Explosive.

00:01:47.000 It's like you've got to run. 1.00

00:01:48.000 You do not trust your butthole. 1.00

00:01:50.000 It's not telling you until the fire is at the door. 1.00

00:01:54.000 It's not seeing the fire in the horizon and warning you to get to the bathroom.

00:01:58.000 It's like the fire is making your doorknob hot.

00:02:01.000 It's cold.

00:02:02.000 What if you're starving, you're far from home, and there's a Burger King and that's it?

00:02:08.000 There's a Burger King for...

00:02:09.000 I'll just order four Whoppers, and then I'll take the meat out of them, and I'll just eat the meat. 0.92

00:02:15.000 Gangster.

00:02:16.000 That's it. 0.78

00:02:17.000 Yeah.

00:02:17.000 I'm going to do it for the whole month.

00:02:18.000 I had an olive.

00:02:19.000 I guess I cheated a little.

00:02:21.000 I had an olive. 1.00

00:02:22.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00

00:02:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:02:23.000 You know, I've had a glass of wine here and there, and I guess that's, you know, but that's just drinking things. 1.00

00:02:29.000 Why'd you decide to do it?

00:02:30.000 I want to see what's up. 0.99

00:02:31.000 Because I know a lot of people that I respect that have tried, like Jordan Peterson in particular, that guy's a fucking genius.

00:02:37.000 And when he's telling me what a massive impact it's had on him cognitively, he said that intellectually he's at his prime, he said all of his immune system, autoimmune issues went away, and that's, vitiligo's an autoimmune issue.

00:02:51.000 So I'm seeing what happens with that, too.

00:02:53.000 But that isn't really spreading any.

00:02:55.000 But with him, he was having gum issues, receding gums.

00:02:59.000 That went away.

00:03:00.000 His gums actually came back.

00:03:02.000 Wasn't his daughter sick, too?

00:03:03.000 That's why they started it?

00:03:04.000 She's got serious arthritis, like really bad.

00:03:08.000 But it helped it, right?

00:03:09.000 See, this is what it is.

00:03:10.000 It's an elimination diet.

00:03:12.000 So instead of your diet breaking down a bunch of different things, it's just breaking down one thing.

00:03:16.000 And this one thing that human beings have been eating since the beginning of time.

00:03:20.000 Like this idea that human beings are herbivores is pretty much nonsense.

00:03:23.000 One of the main reasons why we became what we are.

00:03:26.000 They think is because we started eating meat.

00:03:28.000 We started getting better access to protein from cooking it because we figured out how to harness fire.

00:03:33.000 And then through hunting, we started getting more devious and started thinking and having better critical skills and then eating mushrooms.

00:03:41.000 They think all those things, but that's just the mechanics.

00:03:43.000 Are you taking supplements though?

00:03:44.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:45.000 Yeah, because you have to, right?

00:03:46.000 You're not getting every...

00:03:47.000 No, I wouldn't think you would.

00:03:48.000 You think you have any fans that are vegan?

00:03:49.000 Hell yeah.

00:03:50.000 You do?

00:03:51.000 I meet him all the time.

00:03:51.000 Yeah.

00:03:52.000 Because I have a couple vegan students that, man, one said, I don't listen to Jerry no more.

00:03:58.000 I hate her.

00:03:58.000 Because he talks too much about meat.

00:04:00.000 And he's like, full-blown vegan.

00:04:04.000 I talk too much about meat.

00:04:06.000 That's your trigger?

00:04:07.000 Yeah.

00:04:07.000 That's your trigger?

00:04:09.000 That's a 95 to 97. It's not Einstein.

00:04:12.000 No, I love Einstein.

00:04:13.000 It's Mexican.

00:04:13.000 Dude, 95 to 97% of the population of the planet Earth eats meat.

00:04:20.000 This is what vegans are.

00:04:22.000 It's very loud and very vocal.

00:04:24.000 But they want to make it look like there's this massive movement.

00:04:27.000 I don't know what your body feels like when you eat things.

00:04:33.000 Everybody's body is different.

00:04:34.000 Everybody's body reacts to nutrients differently.

00:04:38.000 Except for processed foods.

00:04:39.000 We can all agree that's not good for anybody.

00:04:41.000 Yeah, processed foods and sugar are all bad for everybody.

00:04:43.000 The reason why people are so fucking fat, the reason why everyone's so fat is carbohydrates and fat and sugar and all of it mixed up together and massive portions and sedentary lifestyle. 0.51

00:04:54.000 There's a bunch of factors. 0.98

00:04:55.000 So I've killed a bunch of those factors, right?

00:04:57.000 I killed a sedentary lifestyle.

00:04:59.000 I exercise a lot. 1.00

00:05:01.000 And then I killed most of the sugar, most of the bullshit. 1.00

00:05:04.000 And then... 0.99

00:05:05.000 Before I went on this diet, I had gotten off the rails a little bit.

00:05:09.000 Too many carbs.

00:05:10.000 Too much pasta. 1.00

00:05:12.000 I was eating like fucking subs. 1.00

00:05:14.000 Yeah, I fell off hard myself. 0.99

00:05:15.000 You ever go to Dan's Super Subs?

00:05:16.000 No.

00:05:17.000 Oh, son.

00:05:18.000 Right up there in Ventura.

00:05:19.000 Oh, really?

00:05:20.000 Oh, son.

00:05:20.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:05:21.000 Oh, you gotta get the giant pastrami.

00:05:24.000 The giant pastrami. 0.99

00:05:26.000 Holy shit, is it good. 0.99

00:05:27.000 And it's all bread and Fatty pastrami. 0.99

00:05:31.000 Look, man, that's a lot of calories. 1.00

00:05:32.000 You could have run some Cam Haines-type miles to burn off that shit. 0.99

00:05:37.000 So all the different things that could fuck with your health and all the different things, what makes you feel good and what makes you feel bad, depending upon your biology, your lifestyle, I'm experimenting. 0.99

00:05:47.000 So this is my experiment for the month.

00:05:49.000 Just meat for the month.

00:05:50.000 So far, this is the most amazing thing.

00:05:53.000 Energy levels like this.

00:05:55.000 Straight.

00:05:56.000 There's no fluctuations.

00:05:58.000 That's surprising.

00:05:58.000 Because of the carbs, insulin.

00:05:59.000 There's no carbs.

00:06:00.000 There's no carbs.

00:06:01.000 I'm not having any carbs.

00:06:02.000 Yeah, I'm saying before, you were probably eating carbs.

00:06:04.000 There's some form of carb?

00:06:05.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:06:06.000 So your insulin was spiking in your days like this.

00:06:08.000 Dude, I would love pasta.

00:06:10.000 It's so bad.

00:06:11.000 I would make like elk sausage in a big bowl of spaghetti.

00:06:14.000 It's so good.

00:06:14.000 That sounds nice.

00:06:15.000 It's so good.

00:06:16.000 In the moment.

00:06:18.000 But afterwards, the amount of time that it feels good versus the amount of time it doesn't feel good is so massive.

00:06:23.000 Oh, I hate myself afterwards.

00:06:25.000 I hate myself.

00:06:26.000 But the amount of time it feels good is like five minutes. 0.99

00:06:29.000 But goddamn, that's a good five. 0.98

00:06:30.000 It's a good five. 0.99

00:06:31.000 It's a great five.

00:06:32.000 It's a tight five. 0.96

00:06:33.000 It fucks with your whole deck. 0.94

00:06:35.000 It's so nice. 0.98

00:06:36.000 Think of it this way.

00:06:38.000 How often would you want to get laid if every time you got laid you gained 20 pounds?

00:06:42.000 You'd be like, every time I'm getting laid, I just keep getting fat.

00:06:45.000 Once a month, then.

00:06:46.000 Once a month.

00:06:47.000 Yeah.

00:06:48.000 Just ride it out.

00:06:49.000 I'd have to see it.

00:06:49.000 At the end of the month, drop that weight down again, start looking fresh, get laid.

00:06:54.000 Jerking off? 0.79

00:06:54.000 Do you gain like five pounds? 0.79

00:06:56.000 No, you don't gain anything jerking off. 0.99

00:06:58.000 I would have to see her. 1.00

00:06:59.000 Your boy might get fat if she's bad enough. 1.00

00:07:01.000 If she's willing to fuck you while you're fat, too. 1.00

00:07:05.000 That's a special girl. 1.00

00:07:06.000 Special girl doesn't get turned off at all by your big fat gut. 1.00

00:07:09.000 Doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:07:10.000 She doesn't care if you gain that weight. 1.00

00:07:11.000 They're out there.

00:07:12.000 They're out there.

00:07:13.000 Chubby chases, bro.

00:07:15.000 So, this is obviously the Goldilocks period.

00:07:18.000 You know, like, it's...

00:07:21.000 It's a honeymoon, right?

00:07:22.000 It just started.

00:07:23.000 And you're into it?

00:07:24.000 I don't know.

00:07:24.000 I don't know what this is.

00:07:25.000 I don't know if I'm going to keep doing it.

00:07:27.000 Usually about 13 days in, that's where people break. 1.00

00:07:30.000 We're like, fuck this, dude. 0.99

00:07:31.000 Or, I'm not feeling great. 0.99

00:07:33.000 It was really boring about five days in.

00:07:35.000 But like I said, was today the 9th?

00:07:38.000 So today's the 11th day in.

00:07:40.000 Today was no problem.

00:07:41.000 I know what I'm doing.

00:07:42.000 My biggest issue I put on weight, especially in December, was the road.

00:07:47.000 The road will do it.

00:07:48.000 Because wherever I go, Philly, it's cheesesteaks, or New York, it's pizza.

00:07:52.000 It's just, you know, it's got to be more disciplined.

00:07:54.000 It's late, too, because, you know, you get done at 1, 2 a.m.

00:07:57.000 Yep.

00:07:58.000 I got to figure it out.

00:08:00.000 Yeah.

00:08:00.000 People did eat like this, though.

00:08:02.000 There's human beings that have eaten like this for long periods of time.

00:08:06.000 Like, the idea that they didn't is crazy.

00:08:08.000 Like, Inuits eat like this. 0.99

00:08:10.000 Native Americans and Comanches ate like this.

00:08:12.000 Comanches barely ate anything other than buffalo. 0.98

00:08:15.000 Have you ever seen a Comanche and be like, God damn, why don't it look like that? 0.99

00:08:17.000 Well, they're all dead, Brendan. 0.99

00:08:19.000 That's what I'm saying, dude.

00:08:20.000 Yeah, but that's because Americans have guns. 1.00

00:08:22.000 They were probably shredded as fuck. 1.00

00:08:24.000 Are you kidding me? 0.99

00:08:25.000 Apaches?

00:08:25.000 Well, there's a difference between shredded and malnourished, Eddie.

00:08:28.000 Well, some of them were giant.

00:08:29.000 Come on, man.

00:08:30.000 It was like...

00:08:31.000 Some of them were...

00:08:32.000 The Comanches weren't necessarily malnourished.

00:08:34.000 I mean, in occasional bouts of famine, they were.

00:08:37.000 But for the most part, they were following the buffalo.

00:08:39.000 Every caveman was Tread City, though.

00:08:41.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:42.000 Maybe.

00:08:42.000 Like, there's no fat cavemen.

00:08:43.000 There's no fat Indians. 1.00

00:08:44.000 Right, right. 0.94

00:08:45.000 They didn't have a chance to get fat.

00:08:46.000 When they got older.

00:08:47.000 Once the settlers moved in, though, and they started living on reservations and getting white man food, they all got fat. 0.97

00:08:53.000 I'm reading this book about it now.

00:08:54.000 They didn't know what to do with flour, so they would just try to eat it.

00:08:57.000 They didn't know how to cook it, so they would just try to eat it. 0.99

00:08:59.000 They were fucking starving when the white men took over and pushed a Navajo into reservations. 1.00

00:09:05.000 And we sneezed on them and took out all of them. 1.00

00:09:07.000 Bro, 90% of them, dead.

00:09:09.000 Ha-choo! 1.00

00:09:09.000 Dead. 1.00

00:09:10.000 Yeah.

00:09:10.000 I'm reading this account.

00:09:12.000 It's horrific.

00:09:14.000 They set up this reservation and everybody got syphilis.

00:09:17.000 Everybody.

00:09:18.000 Everybody's banging everybody and they all got syphilis and people's hair is falling out.

00:09:23.000 They have ulcers all over their body and people are going crazy and dying. 1.00

00:09:27.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:09:28.000 They can solve syphilis now, right? 1.00

00:09:30.000 Today, yeah.

00:09:30.000 You're all good now.

00:09:31.000 Like Al Capone died of syphilis. 1.00

00:09:32.000 All you anti-vaccination motherfuckers, you need to pay attention to syphilis, polio. 1.00

00:09:37.000 There's a syphilis vaccine? 1.00

00:09:38.000 Smallpox, gotta be, right?

00:09:40.000 Not for kids.

00:09:42.000 There's a hep C. It's made for kids.

00:09:44.000 What are you talking about?

00:09:44.000 What is that?

00:09:46.000 HPV? HPV, yeah.

00:09:48.000 They have a vaccination for that now?

00:09:50.000 They have a vaccination for everything now.

00:09:53.000 Yeah, it can be a problem.

00:09:54.000 Dude, back then, living, that's only 150 years ago, living those days, catching diseases, they didn't even know what it was.

00:10:00.000 People would just start dying.

00:10:02.000 Game over.

00:10:03.000 Black plague?

00:10:03.000 No idea.

00:10:04.000 See ya. 0.99

00:10:04.000 Like, who knows how much of all that shit is a career. 0.99

00:10:07.000 You know, history's just so full of deception. 1.00

00:10:09.000 What if, like, jealous white people would just say... 0.96

00:10:13.000 He's saying hell yeah because you're getting into conspiracies. 0.61

00:10:15.000 I love what he does.

00:10:16.000 This is just off the top of my head.

00:10:18.000 This is the top of... 1.00

00:10:19.000 Now, what if all that shit... 1.00

00:10:21.000 All the Indians had syphilis. 1.00

00:10:23.000 We're like jealous white dudes. 0.99

00:10:25.000 Not the Indians. 1.00

00:10:26.000 Everybody.

00:10:27.000 The soldiers had syphilis.

00:10:28.000 Everyone had syphilis.

00:10:29.000 Okay.

00:10:30.000 You know what I'm saying, right? 0.94

00:10:32.000 Indians got syphilis. 1.00

00:10:33.000 You don't want to fuck them. 1.00

00:10:34.000 Meanwhile, the white chicks wanted to fuck the Indians. 1.00

00:10:36.000 They're like, let's go fuck the Indians. 1.00

00:10:37.000 It's a slow story of a disastrous idea by this General Carlton guy who wanted these guys to move into this area. 1.00

00:10:45.000 He wanted to move off the reservations to New Mexico, and they had this area set aside for them.

00:10:50.000 But they cut down all the trees for firewood.

00:10:52.000 They started running out of food.

00:10:54.000 Too many people were coming in.

00:10:56.000 They took away all their guns, and the Comanches found them, so the Comanches were attacking the Navajo. 1.00

00:11:00.000 Goddamn. 0.99

00:11:01.000 Dude, it's horrific. 0.99

00:11:03.000 Reading this, even though it happened 150 years ago, my hands are sweating. 1.00

00:11:07.000 I'm like, these people are fucked. 1.00

00:11:08.000 They're surrounded by thousands of hostile Indians. 1.00

00:11:11.000 They're just kidnapping their kids, raping their women, killing people, taking away all their horses. 1.00

00:11:16.000 And they're like a sitting duck on this reservation. 1.00

00:11:19.000 Dude, the shit people had to go through just 150 years ago. 1.00

00:11:25.000 It's horrific. 0.99

00:11:25.000 But without it, you wouldn't be able to just fly into Albuquerque and go to Jackson's. 0.99

00:11:30.000 True. 0.99

00:11:32.000 Native Americans trying to kill you everywhere. 1.00

00:11:34.000 Or fly into Jeffrey Epstein's ranch in Albuquerque. 0.97

00:11:38.000 Do you have a ranch there?

00:11:39.000 Not only does he have a ranch there, but he's got a mile away, he actually owns a Western world.

00:11:45.000 It's like Westworld.

00:11:47.000 Dude, 60 Minutes?

00:11:49.000 The elites, that's where they hang out.

00:11:51.000 Jeffrey Epstein's Western Town.

00:11:54.000 In Albuquerque?

00:11:55.000 In Albuquerque.

00:11:56.000 60 Minutes had a piece about how the suicide is fake.

00:12:02.000 60 minutes.

00:12:03.000 Did you see in his little cell there's like 10 different freaking outfit jumpsuits? 0.77

00:12:10.000 There's a cord. 0.90

00:12:11.000 There's a pen.

00:12:13.000 It's nuts.

00:12:14.000 And his brother's the one who hired this outside lawyer.

00:12:17.000 And the lawyer's like, I know it looks like I'm here to be like, oh no.

00:12:20.000 I'm telling you, look at all this stuff.

00:12:22.000 Here's the evidence.

00:12:23.000 Well, the Michael Baden guy, that guy from the HBO autopsy series, that guy has done thousands of autopsies.

00:12:28.000 And he's a real expert.

00:12:29.000 He's like, I've never seen anyone...

00:12:32.000 Who hung themselves with injuries like this.

00:12:35.000 Especially where the mark's at.

00:12:37.000 Who knows if that's all just a distraction to get people arguing.

00:12:42.000 Make it so obvious that it wasn't a suicide.

00:12:45.000 It's so obvious.

00:12:46.000 Let's release it.

00:12:46.000 Make it so obvious.

00:12:47.000 Meanwhile, he's still alive and everyone's trying to figure out how he died.

00:12:51.000 And all they care about is that he's dead.

00:12:53.000 You think he's alive?

00:12:55.000 He's always playing that 3D chess, son.

00:12:57.000 He's one step ahead of us, bro.

00:12:59.000 That's why he's so good at jiu-jitsu.

00:13:00.000 Why would they have, why would they be pushing on, there's virtually a media blackout on it for the longest time, but they gotta talk about something, because the longer the mainstream media doesn't talk about it, the more obvious.

00:13:13.000 It's so obvious it looks and it's waking everybody up.

00:13:16.000 You know how many people who are super anti-conspiracy theorists are all into Epstein now.

00:13:21.000 It's like when 9-11 happened, that woke up a lot of people.

00:13:24.000 9-11 woke people up.

00:13:25.000 A lot of people say, well, it started with 9-11.

00:13:27.000 A lot of people are going to say it started with Jeffrey Epstein because it's so obvious.

00:13:31.000 Epstein, even my dad's like, what are we doing?

00:13:34.000 Michael Shermer.

00:13:36.000 Michael Shermer's calling it a conspiracy.

00:13:38.000 Everybody.

00:13:39.000 People that hate conspiracy theorists are all into it.

00:13:42.000 Yeah, Michael Shermer.

00:13:43.000 I'm so balls deep.

00:13:46.000 There's a guy on YouTube who every day he puts out, all he does is, he's written books on gangsters and all that.

00:13:52.000 Every day he puts out an Epstein video, an update, and he just goes deeper and deeper and deeper.

00:13:57.000 His name is Sean Atwood.

00:13:59.000 What's the update every day, though?

00:14:00.000 Dude.

00:14:01.000 It would take me two hours to go into...

00:14:03.000 It's really all about Ghislaine Maxwell's father.

00:14:07.000 He was the one who was originally doing what Epstein was doing.

00:14:12.000 Epstein started banging Ghislaine.

00:14:15.000 She takes him.

00:14:16.000 She goes, you know what?

00:14:16.000 You're going to take over the family business.

00:14:18.000 The family business is not just blackmailing the elite.

00:14:23.000 That's part of it.

00:14:24.000 A big part of it, right?

00:14:26.000 A big part of it.

00:14:27.000 Dude, her father.

00:14:29.000 He's the one.

00:14:30.000 Robert Maxwell.

00:14:31.000 That guy was a...

00:14:32.000 Dude, he worked... 1.00

00:14:34.000 I love this shit. 1.00

00:14:35.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:14:36.000 I'm afraid to talk about this shit, dude. 0.99

00:14:38.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:14:39.000 He's dead.

00:14:39.000 Listen to Sean Atwood.

00:14:40.000 Okay, we'll have people go to that guy's page.

00:14:43.000 It's incredible how deep it is.

00:14:46.000 It's the first conspiracy.

00:14:47.000 It's the first conspiracy in modern times where everyone is like, no way.

00:14:52.000 Ah, JFK. He's so deep.

00:14:54.000 No, no.

00:14:54.000 JFK, there's still people to this day that think that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK. A lot of them.

00:14:59.000 Including people that have written like...

00:15:01.000 What is that guy's name who wrote Case Closed?

00:15:06.000 William...

00:15:07.000 Whatever.

00:15:09.000 There's been a lot of credible people that think that Oswald acted alone.

00:15:13.000 I don't think so.

00:15:13.000 That's so crazy.

00:15:14.000 I don't think so. 0.99

00:15:15.000 That's ridiculous. 0.97

00:15:15.000 That's like Epstein again. 0.97

00:15:17.000 This ain't the first Epstein.

00:15:19.000 They happen all the time.

00:15:20.000 No one's defending it.

00:15:21.000 No one's coming out defending it.

00:15:23.000 The government's just silent.

00:15:24.000 I think there's a good chance that he's alive.

00:15:29.000 That's crazy.

00:15:30.000 I think they're just distracting everybody.

00:15:32.000 Oh, it wasn't a suicide?

00:15:34.000 I want him to be alive.

00:15:35.000 Because it would make this even more fun.

00:15:36.000 If we're in Europe, anything's possible. 0.99

00:15:38.000 It's already crazy as fuck. 0.97

00:15:40.000 The amount of deception that's shoved down our throats, it's obvious now. 0.98

00:15:44.000 It's all out in the open.

00:15:45.000 So any plausible theory, you can't laugh at.

00:15:48.000 He could easily be alive.

00:15:50.000 He could easily be alive.

00:15:51.000 Right now, with bandages all over his face, watching TV from the hospital.

00:15:55.000 They did full facial reconstruction surgery. 1.00

00:15:59.000 It was the worst shit. 1.00

00:16:01.000 Why did they need to show 9,000 jumpsuits and shit? 1.00

00:16:05.000 They're making it so obvious. 0.99

00:16:07.000 How did those jumpsuits get in there?

00:16:08.000 Dude, it's so obvious.

00:16:09.000 It's obvious.

00:16:10.000 It's too obvious.

00:16:12.000 It's the most obvious one of all time.

00:16:14.000 Look at all those jumpsuits.

00:16:15.000 Come on, man.

00:16:16.000 How about 2020 showed his dead body on TV? The craziest thing, the craziest thing besides all that, the craziest thing is like, where's the video footage?

00:16:25.000 Oh, the cameras weren't working. 0.99

00:16:27.000 That's the craziest shit ever. 0.99

00:16:28.000 Did you not see the new video footage? 0.99

00:16:30.000 The new video footage was accidentally erased?

00:16:33.000 That's insane.

00:16:34.000 The first video footage.

00:16:35.000 They're doing that on purpose.

00:16:36.000 Video from Jeffrey Lee Epstein's suicide attempt is gone.

00:16:39.000 Jail officials inadvertently preserved footage from wrong floor. 0.87

00:16:43.000 Hey, Governor, if you're going to kill someone, do better, though.

00:16:46.000 If you were part of this network of elite people, right?

00:16:52.000 He definitely has a lot of power, right?

00:16:55.000 Wouldn't you think it would be a good idea to all get together and say, listen, every now and then some dude's going to, we're going to have to sacrifice one of you guys and just fake your death and you're going to have to go to one of the islands in Japan.

00:17:08.000 They probably have so many spots set up.

00:17:10.000 Wouldn't it be smart to set up some spots in the Greek islands or somewhere off the coast of Norway, Greenland?

00:17:18.000 Who knows what's in Greenland?

00:17:20.000 They could have all these cities.

00:17:22.000 All these people, they die, but you never see their bodies.

00:17:27.000 People used to fake their deaths all the time back in the 30s and 40s. 0.98

00:17:31.000 It'd be way easier to just kill Epstein. 0.94

00:17:34.000 Way easier. 1.00

00:17:35.000 Especially when he's in the cell.

00:17:37.000 You don't think he has a kill switch?

00:17:39.000 You don't think that dude did?

00:17:40.000 I think he probably does. 1.00

00:17:41.000 You know, dude, man, I wish I could tell you all this shit. 0.99

00:17:43.000 That's why Jussain Maxwell's alive. 0.99

00:17:44.000 You can't tell us?

00:17:45.000 You wish you could?

00:17:46.000 It's dark, dude.

00:17:47.000 I like going dark, Eddie. 0.99

00:17:49.000 I'll tell you guys about this app, but Sean Atwood, that guy, holy shit. 0.95

00:17:54.000 He's dug in so deep, like the neighbor, the property that's right next to the one in Manhattan that Les Wexner gave him for zero dollars for. 0.91

00:18:04.000 Hey, man, that's a nice person.

00:18:06.000 It's a good friend.

00:18:06.000 Nice friend.

00:18:07.000 Gives you a $70 million house.

00:18:08.000 You know what?

00:18:08.000 People always jump on that, but that's not that crazy because back in the 80s, apparently, like Sean Atwood saying, that's not that crazy because people used to do that all the time to save on taxes, so that ain't a big deal.

00:18:20.000 Maybe Epstein did pay him whatever it was worth.

00:18:24.000 They would often do that and just say it's zero.

00:18:27.000 It's not the craziest thing.

00:18:28.000 It's not the craziest thing. 0.99

00:18:30.000 The property next to that mansion, the history of that shit, damn, I wish we could go over that, man. 1.00

00:18:38.000 It's crazy. 1.00

00:18:39.000 Epstein has been involved in intelligence for a very long time.

00:18:43.000 Very long time.

00:18:45.000 As long as the Iran-Contra... 0.66

00:18:48.000 A scandal.

00:18:49.000 Remember that?

00:18:49.000 A lot of drugs coming in, helping.

00:18:51.000 It's like all this illegal black ops. 0.88

00:18:54.000 George Sr. was the main patron.

00:18:57.000 Epstein was one of the workers that he was in.

00:19:00.000 His girl's in hiding, right, Eddie?

00:19:01.000 Because they said she was a CIA informant.

00:19:04.000 She's like hiding.

00:19:05.000 Who?

00:19:06.000 She was the main one.

00:19:09.000 Yeah.

00:19:09.000 She brought Epstein into the operation.

00:19:12.000 Her father was...

00:19:13.000 Epstein took over for her father, Robert Maxwell.

00:19:16.000 That's what's going on.

00:19:17.000 She's more powerful than Epstein.

00:19:18.000 And they can't find her now.

00:19:20.000 They won't touch her.

00:19:21.000 They're not going to touch her.

00:19:22.000 You don't think she has a kill switch?

00:19:23.000 I guarantee you she's in touch with people.

00:19:25.000 It only makes sense.

00:19:27.000 Her father was the master of blackmailing people.

00:19:30.000 That's what he did.

00:19:32.000 Just give me an idea what that place was next door. 0.89

00:19:35.000 It's just when you go through the owners like there's like there's so see the thing what's going on now is the the biggest phenomena that's going on right now is with the internet the internet is like backfiring and it's boomeranging back at the people it wasn't the internet was intended to control us and Surveil us and now the internet was intended for scientists to share information at universities universities That's your opinion.

00:20:02.000 But that's why they invented it.

00:20:04.000 So that they didn't have to call each other and send packages in the mail.

00:20:08.000 No.

00:20:09.000 No?

00:20:10.000 That could be one of the reasons.

00:20:11.000 The internet was...

00:20:12.000 The people that invented the internet.

00:20:15.000 Why'd they invent it?

00:20:17.000 It was all funded by the CIA. It was all a way to keep...

00:20:20.000 It's always about the New World Order. 0.88

00:20:22.000 It's always about the easiest way to control us.

00:20:25.000 That's all.

00:20:26.000 So, okay, there's this software.

00:20:30.000 Robert Maxwell, Ghislaine's father, one of his jobs... 0.99

00:20:37.000 Man, I don't even know why I should talk about this shit. 0.99

00:20:40.000 I'm not going to talk about it. 0.99

00:20:40.000 I don't want to talk about it. 0.99

00:20:42.000 I was reading something that I'm writing this bit about a real thing that happened with the CIA in the 1950s.

00:20:50.000 It's called Operation Midnight Climax.

00:20:54.000 MKUltra, Eddie knows what that is.

00:20:56.000 Mind control experiments from the CIA. They had 6% of the CIA's budget, and there was no oversight.

00:21:05.000 They could spend it on whatever they wanted. 0.83

00:21:07.000 And what they were doing was just dosing the fuck out of people with LSD. They dosed this one guy 77 days in a row, and they ran out of people that were willing to do it.

00:21:17.000 A lot of times it was college students.

00:21:19.000 That's how they toasted the Unabomber. 0.96

00:21:21.000 That's where Manson came from, too.

00:21:22.000 Well, a lot of these people, they cooked their brain with acid.

00:21:25.000 Well, they did that with...

00:21:27.000 They ran out of people, so they started opening up brothels. 0.81

00:21:30.000 So they opened up whorehouses, and they called it Operation Midnight Climax. 1.00

00:21:33.000 So they would hire hookers, and the hookers would dose these guys up. 0.99

00:21:38.000 They'd give them a drink that was filled with acid. 1.00

00:21:40.000 And then fuck them? 1.00

00:21:41.000 And then fuck them on film. 1.00

00:21:43.000 How much did they charge? 1.00

00:21:44.000 What a great gig.

00:21:45.000 What a great gig. 0.99

00:21:46.000 LSD and sex? 0.96

00:21:48.000 And so they would film it through like two-way glass. 0.95

00:21:51.000 Wow.

00:21:52.000 Yeah.

00:21:52.000 And so they're sitting there.

00:21:54.000 Their whole budget was being spent on dosing guys and watching guys fuck. 1.00

00:22:00.000 Fantastic. 1.00

00:22:00.000 It's hilarious. 1.00

00:22:01.000 USA. I mean, they did it for a lot.

00:22:04.000 CIA chief deplores CIA brothels.

00:22:07.000 What year is this?

00:22:08.000 That looks like 1952. 1977, San Francisco.

00:22:11.000 But by that time, they've been doing it for more than 20 years.

00:22:14.000 I was reading a book on this stuff, and when they were dosing everyone, the LSD and acid on stuff, in Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco, that's where Manson came out of.

00:22:22.000 The whole family came out of there, from all the LSD with the CIA and stuff.

00:22:26.000 Okay, so it ended 12 years ago.

00:22:27.000 It ended 12 years ago.

00:22:29.000 You've been studying.

00:22:30.000 I'm telling you, bro.

00:22:32.000 They're all past history, Turner said, in San Francisco, the CIA. So the CIA had said, that was terrible, and that's past history.

00:22:39.000 We don't do that anymore.

00:22:40.000 It's been 12 years. 0.99

00:22:41.000 The CIA said, why bring up bullshit? 1.00

00:22:42.000 Why bring up bullshit, man? 1.00

00:22:43.000 This is just the tip of the iceberg. 1.00

00:22:45.000 We can go on for five hours with this shit. 1.00

00:22:47.000 It's almost like the CIA was created as a scapegoat. 1.00

00:22:51.000 Because the CIA ain't going to jail.

00:22:53.000 How do you put CIA in jail?

00:22:56.000 You can't.

00:22:56.000 And then the directors, they're only there temporarily.

00:22:59.000 They're in, out, everyone goes through it. 0.99

00:23:01.000 But if you find out some evil shit's going on, CIA did it. 0.98

00:23:05.000 CIA ain't going to jail. 0.99

00:23:07.000 Everyone says the CIA is nefarious. 1.00

00:23:10.000 You know, doing all this crazy shit. 1.00

00:23:12.000 Eddie's one step ahead of us on this. 1.00

00:23:13.000 Dude, every time.

00:23:15.000 Catch us in the triangle.

00:23:16.000 That's all I do, baby.

00:23:17.000 That's all I do.

00:23:17.000 It is all you do.

00:23:18.000 I know.

00:23:19.000 It's crazy.

00:23:19.000 You would love this.

00:23:20.000 I'm reading a book now where, say, I hired two mafia guys to assassinate Castro.

00:23:25.000 It's a legit plot.

00:23:27.000 Yes, whole plot.

00:23:29.000 So interesting.

00:23:30.000 There's like 635 tries on his life.

00:23:33.000 Yep.

00:23:34.000 Amazing.

00:23:34.000 That dude's a beast.

00:23:35.000 Something like that. 0.93

00:23:36.000 He died of old age.

00:23:37.000 Yeah.

00:23:37.000 Beast, right?

00:23:38.000 He even came to New York.

00:23:40.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:23:40.000 And they still couldn't do shit to him. 0.98

00:23:41.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:23:42.000 That was before they really turned on him.

00:23:44.000 Because at first, the United States was backing him.

00:23:47.000 Yep.

00:23:47.000 And then JFK ain't having it.

00:23:49.000 And then something happened.

00:23:50.000 They switched.

00:23:51.000 There's a lot of different theories.

00:23:52.000 Like maybe he was working for...

00:23:56.000 Like Fidel Castro was...

00:23:59.000 Yeah.

00:24:05.000 Yeah.

00:24:19.000 Something happened between Robert and John.

00:24:21.000 That was his attorney general.

00:24:23.000 That's who he hired.

00:24:24.000 So once they got together, something happened and made them flip.

00:24:28.000 Some people say that JFK, I don't know if it's true or not, his son died at an early age.

00:24:33.000 Just one of his kids died. 1.00

00:24:34.000 And from that point on, he decided to do the right thing and just say, fuck it. 1.00

00:24:38.000 Him and Robert knew they were going to get killed. 1.00

00:24:40.000 They would talk about it.

00:24:41.000 They knew they were going to get killed for doing what they're doing, but they're just going to go out with their boots on, you know what I mean?

00:24:47.000 That's a theory.

00:24:48.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:24:48.000 Maybe one crazy dude did it. 0.98

00:24:51.000 Isn't history great, though?

00:24:52.000 To have all this stuff and go through all the different theories?

00:24:56.000 What's crazy with history is now we can see it.

00:24:58.000 Before, people just told it.

00:25:00.000 It wasn't until the 20th century that really people saw it.

00:25:03.000 Before that, it was just people telling stories about stuff.

00:25:06.000 Who knows what's real, like from the 1700s?

00:25:09.000 They do their best to piece it together from multiple accounts, but it's really hard.

00:25:12.000 That's the Bible, isn't it?

00:25:14.000 Oh, the Bible's even worse. 0.80

00:25:15.000 I mean, it's a bunch of stories.

00:25:17.000 But not just that, a bunch of stories translated multiple times.

00:25:19.000 That's what I'm saying for my...

00:25:21.000 A shitload of people. 0.99

00:25:22.000 But for sure it got translated and all that shit with the Bible. 1.00

00:25:25.000 But for sure, in my heart, I believe it 100% that there is some stuff in the Bible that's the real shit. 1.00

00:25:35.000 It comes from the real shit. 1.00

00:25:36.000 It got distorted and translated and all that. 1.00

00:25:38.000 What do you mean by the real shit? 0.99

00:25:40.000 Like it's a manual on how to live your life, right? 1.00

00:25:43.000 You know what I mean?

00:25:43.000 These are rules.

00:25:44.000 Like maybe God is the idea.

00:25:46.000 Maybe God is the, and Jesus is the frequency.

00:25:49.000 You want to get in that frequency of life?

00:25:52.000 Don't deceive anybody.

00:25:53.000 Don't kill each other. 0.99

00:25:54.000 Don't fuck each other up. 1.00

00:25:55.000 Then you will be in that zone. 0.99

00:25:57.000 That's what God is.

00:25:58.000 Like maybe the book is a manual.

00:26:00.000 It's got to be because there's one thing.

00:26:02.000 Like I said, I'm balls deep.

00:26:04.000 And try to find the truth.

00:26:06.000 Sometimes I'm wrong, whatever.

00:26:07.000 But a lot of guys, three different guys that I looked up to and looked and asked for information because they were so into a certain area that I wasn't into.

00:26:17.000 I'm like, tell me more, tell me more.

00:26:18.000 And they are like my mentors.

00:26:20.000 At the end, all of them, they're starting to look into the Bible.

00:26:24.000 And I remember the first guy back in 2005 when I was like full-blown, like...

00:26:28.000 You know, against religion and all that.

00:26:30.000 I would say, dude, what are you doing, dude?

00:26:32.000 You showed me the way, and now you're looking into the Bible and it goes, I know it sounds crazy, but you've got to look into it, too.

00:26:39.000 This isn't just a book with crazy fairy tales. 0.99

00:26:42.000 This is some real shit. 0.98

00:26:43.000 Well, what it is is a historical account of the times of the people that lived back then, as best they could tell it, translated down over thousands of years. 0.99

00:26:51.000 So there's some absolute truths in the Bible, and there's some great guides to live your life, but there's also some nonsense.

00:26:58.000 For sure.

00:26:58.000 Walking on water and all that stuff.

00:26:59.000 Not just that.

00:27:00.000 Maybe ignore the nonsense. 0.98

00:27:02.000 God sicked two bears on these kids that were making fun of this dude for being bald. 0.94

00:27:07.000 That's like Jack and Jill stories, for sure.

00:27:09.000 For sure.

00:27:09.000 But if that's in there, you have to wonder how much of any of the original stories mean it was the story.

00:27:17.000 Well, if you look at the mainstream history of Catholicism, I grew up Catholic, you did too, right?

00:27:21.000 Catholic?

00:27:21.000 Christian.

00:27:23.000 Well, the mainstream story...

00:27:25.000 Name a branch.

00:27:26.000 Lutheran?

00:27:27.000 Is that a branch?

00:27:28.000 No, what's the normal one?

00:27:30.000 Protestant?

00:27:33.000 You're not nothing.

00:27:34.000 Baptist, I'm nothing.

00:27:35.000 Presbyterian?

00:27:36.000 No.

00:27:36.000 That's atheist.

00:27:36.000 I'm a deities.

00:27:38.000 You're agnostic, right?

00:27:39.000 You're not sure.

00:27:40.000 I believe there's a God, but I don't believe in Jesus.

00:27:43.000 When you think about there's a God, what's the thought that comes through your head?

00:27:47.000 What are you thinking when you say, I think there's a God?

00:27:50.000 I think there's a higher being.

00:27:53.000 A thing?

00:27:53.000 I don't know.

00:27:55.000 I think there's...

00:27:57.000 The energy in our body goes somewhere.

00:27:59.000 There's something that makes us, you know, like I can feel certain things like love or intuition, stuff like that.

00:28:05.000 That has to be something, you know?

00:28:07.000 I think that goes somewhere.

00:28:08.000 I don't think there's a heaven and hell.

00:28:10.000 Jordan Peterson has some really good advice on that.

00:28:13.000 He said, whether or not you believe in a God, he goes, live as if God is real.

00:28:19.000 I believe that.

00:28:20.000 I believe that.

00:28:21.000 I think if you really do have that kind of gratitude and humility that you're being watched over by a loving God, I think there's a benefit to thinking like that.

00:28:29.000 It's just about doing the right thing.

00:28:31.000 It's all about how do we get the people to do the right thing.

00:28:34.000 I believe there's a God because a couple things. 0.96

00:28:38.000 When I did DMT, I thought, okay, there's way more shit to this reality, this dimension that's out there. 0.95

00:28:48.000 That we're not seeing all the time. 0.98

00:28:49.000 For sure.

00:28:49.000 And then the more I get into...

00:28:53.000 You know, trying to find out what we're on and what this is all about.

00:28:57.000 And then you look at the mainstream.

00:28:58.000 I think someone created what we're in.

00:29:01.000 Whatever you think this is.

00:29:03.000 Thinks assimilation?

00:29:03.000 I think this is something.

00:29:04.000 I don't believe in assimilation.

00:29:06.000 Me neither.

00:29:06.000 Why don't you believe in assimilation?

00:29:07.000 That bumps me out. 1.00

00:29:09.000 When you think about your kids and shit, that bumps me out. 1.00

00:29:11.000 There's no evidence. 1.00

00:29:12.000 But it could be true.

00:29:14.000 It could be, but there's...

00:29:15.000 Zero evidence.

00:29:16.000 But you know, really smart people don't just say, not only is there evidence, but if you look at probability theory, what was that guy's name?

00:29:26.000 That was the guy, Nick Bolstrom.

00:29:30.000 We talked about it in depth, and he said, according to probability theory, it's more likely that we're in a simulation.

00:29:36.000 Maybe.

00:29:36.000 Maybe that's true.

00:29:37.000 Because of the fact that simulations...

00:29:38.000 But that's what I can measure.

00:29:39.000 Almost inevitable.

00:29:41.000 Unless we get disrupted by nature, unless we get hit with an asteroid or start a nuclear war, it's inevitable that technology reaches a point where simulation is possible.

00:29:49.000 Well, if you watch Rick and Morty, that's what it is.

00:29:50.000 Well, if simulation is real, then the simulation goes on forever in the space that everyone thinks there is.

00:29:57.000 It could be a part of...

00:29:58.000 An infinite computer program?

00:30:00.000 No, it's not that simple.

00:30:01.000 It's like...

00:30:02.000 It could be one of the facets of life.

00:30:06.000 We could be creating a simulation just through culture and society, and that simulation is literally how we enter into another dimension.

00:30:13.000 We're looking at it like it's some nonsense thing.

00:30:15.000 It's a simulation.

00:30:17.000 It could literally be how dimensions are created.

00:30:20.000 They're created by creativity and ingenuity and innovation over long periods of time with millions of people working in conjunction.

00:30:28.000 Different people figuring out processing power and coding and all these different things.

00:30:32.000 And next thing you know you've got these virtual reality places.

00:30:37.000 Like we have an Oculus out there that you can put on and you can do all these games.

00:30:40.000 It's really fun.

00:30:41.000 But there's some virtual reality places now that you go into a warehouse and you go through this whole thing.

00:30:46.000 You know, there's a place that's in Disneyland, and there's another place down the street called Sandbox, and you play games.

00:30:51.000 Oh, there's an arcade.

00:30:53.000 There's a VR arcade at the Westfield Mall on Riverside that's called Parallel Universe.

00:30:59.000 But don't you think if we're in a simulation, and you believe we're in a simulation, if I was not right in the head, it'd be ways there for me to commit suicide if I was just thinking this is a whole simulation.

00:31:10.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of variables.

00:31:12.000 There's a lot of variables about why should I just do whatever I want?

00:31:15.000 It's just a simulation.

00:31:16.000 It's just a simulation.

00:31:16.000 It doesn't count, does it?

00:31:17.000 I don't think it's that simple.

00:31:18.000 I think all the rules apply.

00:31:20.000 I think what they're trying to say is, if human beings keep going, we definitely will create a simulation.

00:31:26.000 It's just a matter of time.

00:31:28.000 So if that's the case, how do we know that we're not in one already?

00:31:31.000 And we really don't.

00:31:32.000 Every day we go to sleep, and every day we wake up, and we assume and we have faith that all that stuff that we remember is really how life went on before we were awake.

00:31:42.000 But we really don't know. 0.97

00:31:43.000 When you black out and then come back to, who the fuck knows what's transpiring? 0.97

00:31:48.000 Who knows where your consciousness goes? 0.99

00:31:50.000 Who knows where you are?

00:31:51.000 You're gone.

00:31:52.000 Eight hours seems like a second.

00:31:54.000 All of a sudden you're foggy, a couple minutes to wake up, and boom.

00:31:57.000 Where'd that time go?

00:31:58.000 Where are you?

00:31:58.000 Who are you?

00:31:59.000 You're assuming that all of the stuff that you know and all the stuff that you experience is 100% real.

00:32:05.000 But what if it is real?

00:32:06.000 What do you mean?

00:32:07.000 If the simulation is real?

00:32:08.000 No, if the simulation isn't real and we are on this earth, then you are down for it.

00:32:12.000 That's possible, too.

00:32:12.000 When it comes to simulation theory, the odds of that are probably...

00:32:16.000 But the passing out is a bad example.

00:32:19.000 The good example is that we are, within a hundred years, away from making something that's indiscernible from what we experience every day.

00:32:28.000 And that's inevitable.

00:32:30.000 It seems like just how people do it.

00:32:31.000 And what I'm saying is, that might literally be how your consciousness transforms into whatever next stage of existence there is.

00:32:39.000 It might be something that human beings do, like a caterpillar makes a cocoon and becomes a butterfly. 0.99

00:32:45.000 Human beings make crazy fucking technology. 0.98

00:32:48.000 And I think that's one of the reasons why we're so invested in materialism. 0.99

00:32:52.000 Everybody loves things.

00:32:53.000 They love shiny things, especially the new ones.

00:32:56.000 Oh, if you've got the newest car, it's even faster.

00:32:57.000 The newest computer has better graphics. 0.85

00:33:00.000 And as all this stuff, as we're paying for newer and better shit, it's fueling all this innovation, which is making crazier and crazier technology. 0.93

00:33:08.000 Until artificial intelligence. 0.95

00:33:10.000 Until we create something that you can't turn off.

00:33:13.000 Or you download your consciousness and you just, you know, you can download it into another body.

00:33:19.000 That might be what a simulation is.

00:33:20.000 That might be what a simulation is.

00:33:22.000 What a simulation might be is that when we open this up with sufficient power and technology and processing power, whatever you are might go into this thing.

00:33:31.000 That's a bit of a bummer though, right?

00:33:33.000 I don't know.

00:33:33.000 When you think about it, like, let's say when you're 100 and finally technology there, you just download your consciousness into another body.

00:33:39.000 You just keep going.

00:33:41.000 It's like, man, this is it?

00:33:42.000 I don't know.

00:33:43.000 This is it?

00:33:43.000 We don't go on?

00:33:45.000 That's depressing as fuck to me. 0.99

00:33:46.000 It's kind of, I mean, what are we? 0.99

00:33:49.000 That's the thing. 0.99

00:33:50.000 It's like, what the fuck are we? 0.99

00:33:51.000 When we're thinking and talking, when you're thinking of yourself, like you, when you're using the word I, I am going to do this. 0.99

00:33:58.000 I'm going, what does that mean?

00:33:59.000 Like, where are you?

00:34:00.000 You're this strange being that's got a finite lifespan.

00:34:04.000 It's not really that long.

00:34:06.000 Not at all. 0.98

00:34:06.000 I mean, Eddie and I are middle-aged motherfuckers if we're lucky. 0.98

00:34:09.000 You're on the back nine. 0.99

00:34:10.000 We're in the back nine.

00:34:11.000 I'm almost there. 1.00

00:34:12.000 Yeah, and then you die.

00:34:14.000 So what is going on while you're alive?

00:34:15.000 It's all guesswork, man.

00:34:17.000 We don't know what this is. 0.98

00:34:18.000 And everyone is involved in the guesswork from the highest levels of government down to fucking the poorest people in the world. 0.70

00:34:24.000 Everyone's guessing. 0.82

00:34:25.000 It's all weird.

00:34:26.000 It's all real weird and it's all, we're going to die and the next generation is going to pick up and the next generation after them is going to pick up.

00:34:32.000 But life is, because of technology and science, the average lifespan is going like this.

00:34:38.000 It is.

00:34:38.000 But also, you have more information.

00:34:41.000 You can look at history.

00:34:43.000 You can look at how long we've been here.

00:34:45.000 The more they start, they just found another asteroid impact from 800,000 years ago.

00:34:49.000 Jesus.

00:34:49.000 They knew we were hit 800,000 years ago, but now they've located the crater.

00:34:53.000 We can read that in the library?

00:34:55.000 Yes.

00:34:56.000 I've watched it on YouTube.

00:34:57.000 It's becoming this, you know, people are realizing, like, there's only been a short amount of time where human beings have even been human.

00:35:05.000 We've only been human for half a million years at the most.

00:35:08.000 Some of that stuff bums me out, especially if you have kids, you know?

00:35:11.000 It's weird.

00:35:12.000 But think about it this way. 0.99

00:35:13.000 If you were a Neanderthal or a fucking Australopithecus and you were told that your species is going to go extinct, you think of all the good times you had killing muskrats and cooking them over the fire with your kids and hiding from jaguars and shit. 0.99

00:35:28.000 You think of all those good times. 0.99

00:35:29.000 We're not going to be us anymore?

00:35:31.000 No, no, no.

00:35:31.000 So you think of this as a computer simulation at what point?

00:35:35.000 When did it start?

00:35:37.000 Like in the 1800s?

00:35:38.000 The 1600s?

00:35:40.000 200 AD? 5000 BC? When was the beginning of this simulation?

00:35:47.000 Who knows, man?

00:35:48.000 We don't know.

00:35:48.000 There's a video game where you create your own worlds.

00:35:51.000 SimCity, baby.

00:35:52.000 No, no, no.

00:35:53.000 More crazy.

00:35:53.000 There's a video game where you literally create a universe.

00:35:56.000 You create a planet.

00:35:56.000 You put things on it.

00:35:57.000 What is that game called again, Jamie?

00:35:59.000 What is it?

00:36:00.000 No Man's Sky.

00:36:01.000 No Man's Sky?

00:36:02.000 Yeah.

00:36:03.000 I think that's what you're talking about.

00:36:05.000 That could be what the universe is.

00:36:07.000 I mean, the whole thing about the Big Bang.

00:36:09.000 Like, the Big Bang means that the entire universe was smaller than the head of a pin at one point in time.

00:36:14.000 You know who made that up?

00:36:15.000 No, but hold on a second.

00:36:17.000 So the universe, smaller than the head of a pin, boom, explodes, becomes everything.

00:36:21.000 Well, what started that?

00:36:22.000 Well, how do we not know that that was when somebody pressed start on a program?

00:36:27.000 How do we even know if that even happened?

00:36:29.000 Like, the theory is billions of years ago, out of nothing, everything exploded.

00:36:33.000 What do you think happened?

00:36:34.000 Well, you know who came up with it?

00:36:35.000 Are you becoming religious on me?

00:36:36.000 You know who came up with it?

00:36:37.000 Dude, if you start talking about Jesus, Eddie.

00:36:39.000 No, no, no.

00:36:40.000 You know who came up with the Big Bang?

00:36:41.000 You can look this up right now.

00:36:42.000 The Big Bang is a priest from the Vatican.

00:36:44.000 A priest came up with that.

00:36:45.000 There was a theory.

00:36:47.000 Scientists didn't?

00:36:48.000 Nope.

00:36:49.000 A priest.

00:36:50.000 Are you sure?

00:36:51.000 A million percent.

00:36:53.000 So he was the first one.

00:36:55.000 And I know I have a good idea why.

00:36:59.000 Why?

00:36:59.000 That's going to take like 10 minutes.

00:37:01.000 Can I have another?

00:37:02.000 Yeah, please.

00:37:04.000 There's ice in that thing.

00:37:06.000 You know, if we're in a simulation, you're talking about the homeless guy or the kid starving in Ethiopia. 0.99

00:37:11.000 He's like, what the fuck, dude? 0.99

00:37:13.000 The guy grinding his way out or the single mother of five working at McDonald's. 1.00

00:37:17.000 She's like, what kind of... 1.00

00:37:18.000 Who the fuck chose this? 1.00

00:37:19.000 What is going on here, man? 0.99

00:37:21.000 So I feel like only people who are higher up and people who have money say we're in a simulation.

00:37:26.000 That's the guy at McDonald's.

00:37:26.000 I bet you there's not one dude we're at McDonald's going, I think it's a simulation, dude.

00:37:30.000 That's true.

00:37:31.000 But that's just because when you're struggling for survival, everything is more important.

00:37:36.000 You're on the edge.

00:37:37.000 But the thing about a guy like Elon Musk, who's one of the proponents of the simulation theory, the thing about a guy like him is he's got enough resources to relax a little bit, but also he is involved in technology every day, and he's probably one of the smartest people on Earth.

00:37:52.000 I think?

00:38:12.000 But also the level where his IQ is so high, right?

00:38:15.000 He's on a different frequency.

00:38:17.000 He might be too smart. 1.00

00:38:18.000 There's a lot of things where when he speaks, I go, yeah, he's smart as fuck. 0.99

00:38:22.000 I don't agree with him. 0.99

00:38:24.000 Once I start seeing organic matter, like body parts, and you watch it under some...

00:38:34.000 Microscope.

00:38:35.000 Yeah, and you see some computer numbers and stuff. 1.00

00:38:39.000 Then I'd be like, oh, shit. 0.99

00:38:41.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:38:42.000 For me to believe that we live in a computer simulation seriously, I'd have to see evidence like that.

00:38:49.000 If it is a computer simulation, Eddie, that means everything that's physical you're experiencing in a simulated way.

00:38:56.000 So it could be everything.

00:38:58.000 If it's just your mind experiencing things that your mind translates as being physical sensations, Why would it have numbers?

00:39:07.000 I get it, and maybe we do live in a simulation.

00:39:09.000 I just don't see any evidence of it.

00:39:11.000 How about counts at 3.30, though?

00:39:13.000 Oh, we knew it.

00:39:14.000 I told you.

00:39:15.000 I said, we're not waiting for him.

00:39:16.000 It's four o'clock now.

00:39:18.000 Yeah, look, I'm not saying that we're in a simulation.

00:39:20.000 What I'm saying is, I think things are a lot weirder than anybody wants to admit.

00:39:24.000 Or we're just overthinking it.

00:39:26.000 Or there's so much information, the internet, and there's smart people, we're just overthinking everything.

00:39:31.000 There is no simulation.

00:39:33.000 There's that too.

00:39:33.000 Once you live your life, it's over, man.

00:39:35.000 Lights out.

00:39:36.000 Could be.

00:39:37.000 Case closed.

00:39:37.000 That's it.

00:39:38.000 We want to think there's something next because we want to hope that our contributions are permanent and that we're going to somehow or another come back in another life.

00:39:45.000 That's where kids come into play, right?

00:39:47.000 Your seeds, stuff like that.

00:39:48.000 Also, the way you treat people and the things that you rub off on other people, they start to carry it on throughout their life.

00:39:53.000 The one thing that's happening right now is...

00:39:56.000 We're at a point now where more people don't trust the mainstream information coming in more than ever.

00:40:05.000 And it's gotten to the point, it's snowballing, where there's an army, they're called anons, QAnons. 0.99

00:40:15.000 They're anonymous, but they're all on the same track looking for the truth.

00:40:21.000 Digging, digging, making YouTube channels.

00:40:24.000 Boom, there's all these YouTube, and they're all popping up.

00:40:27.000 They're becoming the new news, the real news. 1.00

00:40:29.000 No commercials, no bullshit motherfuckers. 1.00

00:40:34.000 No advertiser and stuff. 1.00

00:40:36.000 No, none of those.

00:40:37.000 I mean, look at the news these days.

00:40:38.000 Look at the news.

00:40:39.000 Look what they're saying.

00:40:40.000 But who's watching that, Eddie?

00:40:42.000 Nobody.

00:40:42.000 Over and over.

00:40:43.000 Over and over.

00:40:45.000 They're wrong about everything over and over.

00:40:48.000 Three years of Trump's a Russian agent.

00:40:51.000 They gave Trump the Russian. 0.75

00:40:54.000 That's the worst thing you could give a politician. 0.88

00:40:56.000 He's a Russian agent. 1.00

00:40:57.000 You can get killed for that shit. 1.00

00:40:58.000 They gave him the worst shit. 1.00

00:41:00.000 They gave him Russia, racism, rape. 1.00

00:41:04.000 They gave him all that shit. 1.00

00:41:05.000 Nothing stuck. 1.00

00:41:06.000 Nothing stuck.

00:41:07.000 But if they could do that to the president...

00:41:11.000 It's the first time we've ever really seen that being done to a president.

00:41:14.000 Dude, if they could do that to him, they could do that to anybody.

00:41:17.000 But it's interesting because he's the first president ever that's made an assault on the media.

00:41:23.000 Instead of proving their integrity and being unflappable and sticking to the tightest journalistic standards, they've actually slipped.

00:41:33.000 No matter what Trump does, they take the opposite stance.

00:41:37.000 But it's also happening at the same time.

00:41:40.000 See, one of the ways that Trump got a lot of attention when he was running for president is being outrageous.

00:41:45.000 So they would cover him. 0.99

00:41:46.000 So all these news channels that thought they were going to expose him for being a jerk Or for saying crazy things, so they were gonna cover him. 0.99

00:41:55.000 They just made him more and more popular. 0.99

00:41:58.000 So their business grew from making fun of him, from talking shit about him, from saying he's gonna be impeached, from saying he's gonna be in jail. 0.97

00:42:07.000 That was a part of their business. 0.98

00:42:09.000 And then it stayed a part of their business when he started calling them fake news. 0.94

00:42:12.000 And so now, instead of Being like at the tightest of journalistic standards, they have actually resorted to a lot of click-baity shit because now people aren't really reading regular newspapers anymore. 0.84

00:42:24.000 And they're only watching like short clips online. 0.93

00:42:27.000 And now people are out.

00:42:27.000 And a lot of people are out.

00:42:29.000 They're out. 1.00

00:42:29.000 They're like, oh, this is all bullshit. 1.00

00:42:30.000 He was right. 1.00

00:42:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:31.000 Even if you don't like Trump, you're like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:42:33.000 Yeah, but even if you hate Trump, think about this. 1.00

00:42:35.000 If Trump didn't win...

00:42:38.000 The person that would be president right now would have a body count. 1.00

00:42:42.000 Think about that shit. 1.00

00:42:44.000 You'd rather have a person with a body count than Trump? 1.00

00:42:47.000 Just because he's arrogant and overconfident and all that shit. 1.00

00:42:50.000 He's a badass businessman. 1.00

00:42:52.000 The economy is better than ever.

00:42:54.000 Better than ever.

00:42:54.000 Unemployment better than ever.

00:42:55.000 That's what we have a president here for.

00:42:58.000 To make our country better.

00:42:59.000 More prosperous.

00:43:00.000 And that's what he's doing.

00:43:01.000 Would you wear a MAGA hat?

00:43:03.000 It's too dangerous.

00:43:04.000 Are you kidding?

00:43:05.000 If I wore a MAGA hat, I'd be like looking over my... 0.99

00:43:07.000 If you wear a red hat and it says make America great again, you could get killed. 0.99

00:43:12.000 If you wear a red hat that says USA, they'll punch you. 0.97

00:43:15.000 I used to wear one. 0.99

00:43:18.000 It better have a thief.

00:43:19.000 My brother goes, don't wear that hat anymore.

00:43:21.000 I go, why?

00:43:22.000 He goes, because it looks like you're just the biggest Trumps for it.

00:43:24.000 I go, it's a red hat.

00:43:26.000 It says USA. He goes, you can't wear it.

00:43:28.000 Look how powerful the media is.

00:43:29.000 The media is so powerful that Anybody wearing a red hat that says, Make America Great Again, it can get punched.

00:43:36.000 Except for Colby Covington.

00:43:37.000 Well, I don't know if it's the media that did that.

00:43:39.000 Of course it was.

00:43:40.000 It's people's reaction to those hats.

00:43:42.000 It's anti-Trump.

00:43:43.000 It could have been a black hat.

00:43:44.000 It could have been whatever hat.

00:43:46.000 All the anti-Trump stuff comes from the media.

00:43:48.000 It all comes from the media.

00:43:49.000 Well, it comes from the media because of what we were talking about earlier. 1.00

00:43:52.000 It became their business to talk shit about Trump. 0.99

00:43:54.000 And they thought by doing that, they were going to sink him. 1.00

00:43:56.000 They really did.

00:43:57.000 They didn't realize how resilient he is.

00:44:00.000 The boy's gangsters.

00:44:01.000 Say what you want about it.

00:44:02.000 It wasn't just Trump.

00:44:04.000 Trump was recruited.

00:44:06.000 There's good people.

00:44:08.000 Okay, we're going to, dude.

00:44:09.000 Okay.

00:44:10.000 Dude, how about I went to that comic that I think is Comics Pizza?

00:44:13.000 There's a plan.

00:44:14.000 How do you know this for sure?

00:44:16.000 Because I'm into it every day, man.

00:44:19.000 Just follow Q. Follow Q. Q is 100%.

00:44:21.000 But how do you know that they're right?

00:44:22.000 Because everything that's happening right now, we knew about it two years ago. 0.99

00:44:25.000 We knew about all this shit, the FISA D-class, all this shit, all the people that are going down. 0.99

00:44:29.000 We knew it. 1.00

00:44:30.000 It's still going on right now.

00:44:30.000 Q's dropping right now.

00:44:31.000 Q is Trump and the people around him.

00:44:35.000 It's an intelligence...

00:44:38.000 Dissemination program. 1.00

00:44:38.000 You know who believes in all that shit? 1.00

00:44:40.000 It's true. 1.00

00:44:41.000 Of course.

00:44:42.000 He's got a thing called Conspiracy Farm.

00:44:44.000 He's got a podcast.

00:44:45.000 Q is real, dude. 0.58

00:44:46.000 Q is real.

00:44:47.000 It's 100% real.

00:44:49.000 All it is, all Q is, is they're dropping info to the people, the patriots, the people who really want the best for the country.

00:44:55.000 Not the loony left.

00:44:56.000 They don't want the best for the country.

00:44:59.000 What do you think the loony left wants? 1.00

00:45:01.000 The loony left right now, the top of the loony left, the top of the loony left, the top of them, they're all going to go down for some shit. 1.00

00:45:09.000 It's not just Hunter Biden. 0.99

00:45:10.000 It's not just Hunter Biden.

00:45:12.000 It's Pelosi.

00:45:13.000 They want world wars.

00:45:16.000 They want, you know what happened?

00:45:17.000 Remember 9-11?

00:45:18.000 The day before 9-11, Donald Rumsfeld makes an announcement that the Pentagon is missing $2.3 trillion.

00:45:24.000 Right.

00:45:25.000 Guess what?

00:45:25.000 There was going to be a lot of investigations going on.

00:45:27.000 People were going to go down for that.

00:45:28.000 But guess what?

00:45:29.000 9-11 happens and no one brings it up.

00:45:31.000 So if we have a world war right now, those people won't go to prison.

00:45:35.000 What would you rather go?

00:45:36.000 You rather go to prison or world war?

00:45:37.000 This is your theory.

00:45:38.000 This is the Q plan.

00:45:40.000 This is what's going on.

00:45:42.000 Hold on a second.

00:45:44.000 You think Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton, all these people got together and said, hey, we're going to go to jail unless we start a world war.

00:45:50.000 So let's collude and start a world war. 0.67

00:45:52.000 No, no, no.

00:45:52.000 They didn't say let's start a world war.

00:45:54.000 But it's a lot more complicated than that.

00:45:58.000 But do they want a world war?

00:46:00.000 Do they want another 9-11 fight? 1.00

00:46:01.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

00:46:03.000 Dude, you don't think Biden wants a World War III? I don't think Trump does. 1.00

00:46:08.000 I think Biden wants to be president.

00:46:10.000 Have you seen the video of Biden at the CFR? You've seen that video of him bragging, doing quid pro quo?

00:46:17.000 Yes.

00:46:18.000 That's what this is all about.

00:46:20.000 This is what they do.

00:46:22.000 This is what politicians do.

00:46:23.000 They go to countries and they say, listen, we're going to give you a billion dollars in aid, and you're going to kick back half of it or whatever into our foundations as donations, and then we get our money back, and then you're going to hire my son, put him on one of your energy boards,

00:46:38.000 and have your taxpayers pay him $100K a month.

00:46:41.000 They've been doing that forever.

00:46:43.000 Of course, broke.

00:46:44.000 Trump does that too.

00:46:45.000 His daughter works in his cabinet, right?

00:46:48.000 His son-in-law works for the government.

00:46:50.000 No, no, but that's not illegal.

00:46:51.000 That's not illegal.

00:46:52.000 Okay, but it's kind of the same thing.

00:46:54.000 It's not the same thing.

00:46:54.000 Okay, because it's not illegal.

00:46:56.000 Because it's not illegal.

00:46:57.000 But getting your family jobs in this sort of sneaky way is what they do.

00:47:02.000 Yeah, but the fact that Biden threatened...

00:47:08.000 I can't do Biden talk, man.

00:47:10.000 I can't go this deep in politics, because it bores me.

00:47:12.000 Biden?

00:47:13.000 All of it bores me.

00:47:14.000 He's hilarious.

00:47:15.000 Do you think we're going to World War III, though, with Iran? 1.00

00:47:17.000 It's scary.

00:47:17.000 No, it looks like what Iran did was try to save face and just shoot some missiles in the general direction of a base.

00:47:22.000 They blew up that plane, though.

00:47:23.000 And they reported... 1.00

00:47:24.000 That was fucked up. 0.99

00:47:25.000 ...may or may not have been an accident. 0.99

00:47:27.000 They said it was a mistake, no?

00:47:29.000 Well, they're speculating.

00:47:31.000 What do you think?

00:47:31.000 They're speculating.

00:47:32.000 Ukraine airline and all the...

00:47:34.000 Well, anyways, I don't know about that, but they reported...

00:47:37.000 Iran reported that they killed 30 Americans.

00:47:39.000 So Iran thinks, oh, we retaliate.

00:47:42.000 No, they're saving face.

00:47:43.000 That's a good thing for them to say.

00:47:43.000 Exactly.

00:47:44.000 No, no, exactly.

00:47:45.000 That's what's going on.

00:47:47.000 I'm not saying 30 people died.

00:47:49.000 I like what Trump...

00:47:50.000 Oh, no, you're saying Iran said that to other people.

00:47:51.000 They were like, it's a way to...

00:47:53.000 They both save face and there's no World War III. Yeah.

00:47:55.000 That's what's going on.

00:47:56.000 That's all I want.

00:47:57.000 No war. 0.70

00:47:57.000 I like what Trump said today. 0.70

00:47:58.000 What did he say?

00:47:59.000 When he gave a speech about it, that we can all live together in peace.

00:48:02.000 And that we can all prosper together.

00:48:04.000 Yeah, surprisingly, he doesn't want...

00:48:05.000 Everyone goes, oh, he wants to go to war because of the impeachment.

00:48:08.000 It's a distraction.

00:48:08.000 I can't talk about this.

00:48:09.000 Let's talk about the UFC. Yeah, let's do it.

00:48:11.000 The idea of starting this thing...

00:48:13.000 We go deep in these...

00:48:14.000 And I feel bad.

00:48:15.000 We talk about fun things.

00:48:16.000 I feel good.

00:48:17.000 You like these.

00:48:18.000 You like stirring him up about lizard people.

00:48:20.000 I find Eddie's info super interesting.

00:48:24.000 Thank you. 0.99

00:48:24.000 You're fucking with him. 0.99

00:48:26.000 No, I'm not. 1.00

00:48:26.000 I promise. 1.00

00:48:27.000 Sometimes I am.

00:48:28.000 No, no, he's slipping over.

00:48:28.000 He is.

00:48:29.000 I'm telling you, I'm reading a Cy A book, yeah.

00:48:31.000 On the down low, he's slipping into it.

00:48:33.000 Me and Tripoli go deep into it.

00:48:36.000 Epstein's going to turn everybody.

00:48:37.000 I'm not that deep.

00:48:39.000 But you're not married to the ball, though, right?

00:48:41.000 You're not married to the ball! 1.00

00:48:43.000 I'm super married to the ball.

00:48:46.000 There's only certain ones I can go down.

00:48:48.000 Hey, you said you weren't married to the ball.

00:48:50.000 I'm open-minded, though, brother.

00:48:51.000 You said you were.

00:48:52.000 You said you were.

00:48:53.000 Okay, you changed your mind. 0.99

00:48:54.000 No, I like balls, though. 0.98

00:48:56.000 Let's start with the whole idea about doing this is a 2019 breakdown. 0.97

00:49:01.000 But real quick, Conor Cowboy next weekend, fellas.

00:49:03.000 Next weekend.

00:49:04.000 Yeah, we can start with that.

00:49:05.000 Yeah, man.

00:49:06.000 What do you think about that?

00:49:07.000 Conor looks very good in training.

00:49:09.000 He looks very lean.

00:49:10.000 He looks big.

00:49:11.000 I had Dominic Cruz on my show, the Food Truck Diary, yesterday, and he saw Conor at the training center in Vegas. 0.99

00:49:18.000 I was like, dude, his footwork, the way he moves, he's like, he has some new shit too, man. 0.99

00:49:23.000 Really? 0.99

00:49:23.000 He was like, I don't want to get into it. 0.99

00:49:25.000 He's very explosive.

00:49:26.000 The thing is, if Cowboy can survive the initial onslaught, it becomes very interesting to see.

00:49:31.000 You know, I re-watched Conor and Khabib, and people always talk about Conor gassing out.

00:49:36.000 Well, one of the things that was interesting about Conor and Khabib is that the third round, he came out guns blazing.

00:49:41.000 You know, Khabib had been mauling him for the first two.

00:49:43.000 Have you heard about that camp, too?

00:49:45.000 Did you hear his MacLife interview?

00:49:46.000 He started doing interviews, and he was honest.

00:49:48.000 He goes, man, for that Khabib fight, I didn't train that hard, wasn't committed. 0.53

00:49:52.000 I took the fight.

00:49:53.000 You know, it is what it is.

00:49:55.000 He's like, that's why I want a rematch.

00:49:56.000 And he says he hasn't been committed.

00:49:58.000 And with everything going on, the outside kind of chaos, I kind of buy into it, man.

00:50:05.000 I've been watching some old Conor fights.

00:50:06.000 Old Conor fights are awesome.

00:50:08.000 Like from Cage Warriors?

00:50:09.000 But I think you're going to get a version of that old Conor next Saturday against Cowboy.

00:50:13.000 He was throwing Capoeira kicks at Cage Warriors.

00:50:15.000 I don't like that it's at 170, though.

00:50:17.000 When I heard that, I went, oh, I don't like that.

00:50:19.000 Well, it's okay.

00:50:20.000 For him.

00:50:20.000 But it's okay because it's basically 155 where they don't cut weight.

00:50:23.000 They're both 55ers.

00:50:24.000 Connor, obviously, has fought 70 when he fought Nate.

00:50:27.000 And, you know, Cowboy has fought 70 really successfully against big, strong guys, dangerous guys like Mike Perry and Alex Pereira.

00:50:35.000 Alex Pereira, who used to be 55 as well.

00:50:37.000 Yeah.

00:50:37.000 I think Conor is...

00:50:40.000 This is a good fight if he wants to fight 70. Because you're not fighting an Usman.

00:50:44.000 Like, he's talking about fighting Usman.

00:50:46.000 I don't like that for him.

00:50:47.000 So what are you thinking, dude?

00:50:47.000 That might just be crazy talk.

00:50:49.000 Usman's so big, dude.

00:50:51.000 I stood next to him the other day when, you know, I go...

00:50:53.000 Oh, Camaro's huge, dude.

00:50:55.000 I couldn't believe that just a few hours ago he had made 170. He's fucking huge, dude. 0.98

00:50:58.000 He looked like it was 195 with, like, 3% body factor. 1.00

00:51:03.000 It's going to be hard to beat that motherfucker. 1.00

00:51:04.000 He's so tough. 1.00

00:51:05.000 That's going to be hard to beat.

00:51:07.000 He's so tough. 0.99

00:51:07.000 Do you know he broke his fucking hand training for that fight? 0.99

00:51:10.000 I saw it in the fight. 0.99

00:51:12.000 I called it in the fight.

00:51:12.000 I'm like, he's not using his left hand.

00:51:14.000 Keep an eye on his left hand.

00:51:15.000 He switched southpaw for a little bit and was throwing right jabs.

00:51:18.000 I was like, I think there's something wrong with his left hand.

00:51:19.000 And then somewhere along the line, he starts throwing it again.

00:51:22.000 And he texted me after the fight.

00:51:23.000 He said, you called it.

00:51:24.000 He was like, bro, you sent me a video of him breaking his hand in sparring.

00:51:27.000 And then he said, I just knew I had to just throw it.

00:51:30.000 Such a stud.

00:51:30.000 I threw it anyway.

00:51:31.000 Such a stud. 0.99

00:51:32.000 You know that guy's knees were so fucked up that he couldn't walk on concrete? 0.99

00:51:35.000 He was training for a fight and he had to walk on grass. 0.99

00:51:38.000 He would move over to the concrete.

00:51:40.000 Why did his knees hurt?

00:51:41.000 Because his meniscus is torn apart.

00:51:43.000 He can't run.

00:51:44.000 His cartilage is torn apart.

00:51:44.000 He can't run at all.

00:51:45.000 He can't run.

00:51:46.000 He can only swim.

00:51:46.000 That sounds like me.

00:51:47.000 Dude, he can only swim. 0.99

00:51:48.000 He can only swim, but he does a lot of cardio and aerobics and shit. 0.99

00:51:52.000 Whatever he's doing is working. 1.00

00:51:52.000 He's a savage. 1.00

00:51:54.000 Savage. 0.99

00:51:54.000 His mind... 0.99

00:51:56.000 I think Kamaru's like 32?

00:51:58.000 Is that right?

00:51:59.000 I don't think he's even that old.

00:52:00.000 Is he 31?

00:52:01.000 30?

00:52:01.000 I don't think he's 32. In his fucking style.

00:52:04.000 And the fact that that Kobe fight was all stand-up. 1.00

00:52:07.000 All stand-up.

00:52:07.000 And Kobe hit him with hammers!

00:52:10.000 They both hit each other, but at the end, Kamaru took over.

00:52:13.000 You know, that straight right hand that broke his jaw somewhere in the third.

00:52:16.000 Kamaru looks great, man.

00:52:17.000 Dude, he's...

00:52:17.000 He's one of the best of all time.

00:52:19.000 I mean, I know it's hard to say that when the guys only defended the title once, won the title against one of the best in Tyron Woodley, and then, look, Colby Covington, put away all that trash talk. 1.00

00:52:28.000 That guy is a fucking animal. 0.99

00:52:30.000 He's a stud. 1.00

00:52:31.000 No, no, people want to hate on him. 1.00

00:52:32.000 3.30 my ass. 1.00

00:52:34.000 What time is it? 1.00

00:52:34.000 No wine, no cheese. 1.00

00:52:36.000 What time is it?

00:52:37.000 It's 4.12.

00:52:38.000 4.12.

00:52:39.000 I came from Culver City. 1.00

00:52:41.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

00:52:42.000 And where's your bag of wine with cheese? 1.00

00:52:44.000 We have wine.

00:52:45.000 Well, I thought he was bringing whiskey.

00:52:46.000 We have whiskey.

00:52:47.000 We have wine.

00:52:48.000 There's no need to bring anything.

00:52:49.000 We thought you were going to be like this.

00:52:50.000 I barely got here.

00:52:51.000 I would have.

00:52:52.000 You missed all the flat earth talk. 1.00

00:52:55.000 Ah, shut up. 1.00

00:52:56.000 We went deep. 0.99

00:52:56.000 We missed the Epstein talk, which was really... 0.99

00:52:59.000 QAnon.

00:53:00.000 We missed all that.

00:53:01.000 I'll tell you about the Epstein stuff, the crazy stuff.

00:53:04.000 Dude, you're going to trip when you hear the show after the show.

00:53:07.000 I want to know what the next door was.

00:53:09.000 Shout out to Meat Eater Whiskey.

00:53:11.000 Hey, let me see that.

00:53:11.000 How's that wine?

00:53:12.000 Where's that Buffalo Trace, son?

00:53:14.000 That's a 2010. That looks good.

00:53:16.000 This is my friend Steve Vanilla shit. 0.99

00:53:17.000 I've had that. 0.99

00:53:18.000 It's good stuff.

00:53:19.000 Oh, he has his own whiskey?

00:53:20.000 Yes, sir.

00:53:21.000 Yeah, but I need some red wine. 1.00

00:53:23.000 You can get some wine too, bitch. 1.00

00:53:24.000 Damn, I like it. 1.00

00:53:25.000 We're getting crazy. 0.99

00:53:25.000 What's up, dog? 0.99

00:53:26.000 Coming off set?

00:53:27.000 What's up, buddy?

00:53:27.000 Yeah, coming off set.

00:53:28.000 Sorry about the makeup.

00:53:29.000 Sorry about my skin being all kinds of smooth.

00:53:31.000 At least your hair is thick.

00:53:32.000 You have makeup on now?

00:53:33.000 A little bit.

00:53:34.000 Let's go.

00:53:34.000 I wiped it off with makeup.

00:53:35.000 That's good.

00:53:36.000 Hey, B, but do what Eddie did.

00:53:37.000 Shave your head.

00:53:38.000 But do what Eddie did.

00:53:39.000 Shave your head.

00:53:40.000 I would.

00:53:40.000 I love it.

00:53:41.000 I used to have my head shaved. 0.99

00:53:42.000 So you three dickheads can hang out. 0.99

00:53:43.000 I know. 0.99

00:53:44.000 I used to have my head shaved.

00:53:45.000 Now I have to. 1.00

00:53:45.000 It'll come to you one day when you're 52 and you're like, fucking, here's my towel. 1.00

00:53:51.000 He's got great hair though, Brendan. 1.00

00:53:52.000 Look at it, it's beautiful. 1.00

00:53:53.000 But when you get to be 52, you're like, fuck barbers and their boring ass conversations. 0.99

00:53:57.000 Yeah, I don't think you're ever going to lose your hair, right? 1.00

00:53:59.000 My dad has a thick fucking silver fox. 0.97

00:54:02.000 You get older, when you get to be in your 50s, you care about comfortable shoes. 0.99

00:54:07.000 Those are more comfortable.

00:54:08.000 And who's nice to be around?

00:54:09.000 Who's nice to be around?

00:54:11.000 Who's nice to be around?

00:54:12.000 Who do I enjoy?

00:54:13.000 That is the number one thing in all of life.

00:54:16.000 Who's nice to be around?

00:54:17.000 Your best times, your biggest smiles, the most excitable times are all when we're having fun.

00:54:22.000 You and I, we think of all the fun times we've had our whole lives.

00:54:24.000 The most fun times is being around your friends, laughing.

00:54:27.000 I was looking through some old pictures from the mid-2000s. 0.99

00:54:30.000 Shit. 0.99

00:54:31.000 Bro, it's better than anything in life. 1.00

00:54:33.000 Having fun with your friends.

00:54:35.000 Laughing.

00:54:35.000 It's the best.

00:54:35.000 Getting baked.

00:54:37.000 Going to see movies, laughing your ass off.

00:54:38.000 We don't have meals enough, though.

00:54:39.000 No, we don't.

00:54:40.000 We should have more meals together.

00:54:40.000 And that's a huge tragedy.

00:54:41.000 We should be having meals together.

00:54:42.000 You're right.

00:54:43.000 And also having friends you can check in with.

00:54:45.000 Every time I see him, we check in.

00:54:47.000 How about when I text you when I talk about something serious?

00:54:50.000 I'll just touch the water, I'll go, yo.

00:54:53.000 I'm like, somebody needs to talk!

00:54:57.000 The most important thing in life is fun.

00:55:00.000 All that other stuff is nonsense.

00:55:02.000 That skiing video you did on Instagram the other day, that's one of the best you've ever done ever.

00:55:07.000 That skiing one was great.

00:55:08.000 He has a million of them, you just don't do them.

00:55:10.000 I got so many hits from that.

00:55:12.000 Or that one I did with my kids, the Utah thing, I got 2.4 million.

00:55:16.000 You never know what's going to go.

00:55:18.000 No, you stop doing them. 1.00

00:55:19.000 It's the weirdest shit. 0.99

00:55:20.000 I'm going to start doing them. 1.00

00:55:20.000 You still do way more and they kill. 1.00

00:55:22.000 I'm doing way more now.

00:55:23.000 My favorite ones you do when you lie in bed with an iPad on each side of your head.

00:55:27.000 Oh my god, those are great.

00:55:28.000 You have three arguments for yourself.

00:55:29.000 Those are great.

00:55:30.000 Those are good to do.

00:55:32.000 How much time do those take?

00:55:33.000 It takes a while, but then I would just time it. 0.94

00:55:35.000 The best one was when I was like, yeah, let's go drink, let's go hang, let's bang guys.

00:55:40.000 What? 0.99

00:55:41.000 Let's hang five. 0.96

00:55:43.000 No, you said Bangkok. 0.67

00:55:44.000 You know why you stopped doing them?

00:55:45.000 You know why you stopped doing them?

00:55:46.000 You stopped doing The Road because of your TV show.

00:55:48.000 That's why.

00:55:49.000 That's part of it.

00:55:50.000 Because you were doing them.

00:55:50.000 You were getting bored in the hotel room?

00:55:53.000 It's just that when you're trying to write stand-up or you're trying to do other things, there's a limit to what you can...

00:55:58.000 Sometimes those things just happen.

00:56:00.000 The main thing is not to worry about not writing.

00:56:02.000 I worry about not writing and it fucks up my other stuff.

00:56:05.000 Do you ever do that?

00:56:06.000 Like where you're like, I gotta write.

00:56:07.000 I'm gonna come home and stuff.

00:56:08.000 I just write like I brush my teeth.

00:56:10.000 Yeah.

00:56:10.000 Dedicate time.

00:56:11.000 Yeah.

00:56:12.000 Dude, I come home.

00:56:12.000 I have a whole thing I do now.

00:56:14.000 I don't even write in my office anymore.

00:56:16.000 I write all at home and I write at night when I'm high coming home from the store.

00:56:21.000 So I come home from the store.

00:56:23.000 Everyone's asleep.

00:56:24.000 Spark up a joint.

00:56:25.000 Pet my dog.

00:56:26.000 Maybe make an espresso and just sit in front of the laptop for an hour and a half, maybe two hours at the most.

00:56:31.000 That's all I need.

00:56:32.000 Two in the morning?

00:56:33.000 Yep.

00:56:33.000 Then what time you get up?

00:56:34.000 Seven.

00:56:35.000 Gangster.

00:56:36.000 That's all you need, though. 0.91

00:56:37.000 Yeah, but sometimes I go back to bed.

00:56:39.000 No, I mean, I get up to let my kids out and say goodbye on their way to school, and then if I'm feeling good, I'll go work out. 0.63

00:56:47.000 But if I'm feeling like shit, I'll go back to sleep, and I'll sleep for another two hours.

00:56:51.000 So those are the days where I'll only lift or I'll do cardio or something like that. 0.98

00:56:56.000 But on the other days, I'm doing yoga.

00:56:58.000 Hey, B, he eats only meat right now, you know that?

00:57:00.000 Get him on a full carnivore diet.

00:57:02.000 Of course he is, because Joe likes to be trendy.

00:57:04.000 No, it's not trendy.

00:57:06.000 Joe's an extremist.

00:57:09.000 No, there's a bunch of people.

00:57:10.000 He's extreme for sure.

00:57:11.000 But I did it for an experiment.

00:57:13.000 Moderation's not in his middle name.

00:57:14.000 I knew Cal would hate on it.

00:57:17.000 You want to hear an Aztec death whistle?

00:57:19.000 Sure.

00:57:25.000 Oh my god.

00:57:27.000 Dude, that sounds...

00:57:28.000 Sounds like you're blowing it.

00:57:30.000 You ever seen this?

00:57:32.000 What does he do?

00:57:34.000 Yeah.

00:57:49.000 The Aztecs, when they were taunting the enemy, they would do that on the hillside. 0.99

00:57:53.000 While they were camped out and sleeping, they would keep them up all night and psychologically fuck with them. 0.99

00:57:57.000 A thousand of them at a time blowing that death whistle. 1.00

00:58:00.000 Let them know death's coming.

00:58:03.000 It sounds like someone he's yelling. 0.79

00:58:05.000 Already an expert death whistler.

00:58:07.000 Dude, it's good.

00:58:08.000 Oh, look at this.

00:58:09.000 Is this a death whistle?

00:58:11.000 Is this guy going to do it for us?

00:58:12.000 You think that some Indians are like, dude, maybe that's not a good idea.

00:58:15.000 Let's sneak up on him.

00:58:17.000 No, man.

00:58:17.000 Is this guy in the games?

00:58:19.000 They would stay on the outside edges. 0.99

00:58:21.000 Especially in the old bow and arrow days, you could fuck with people. 0.99

00:58:23.000 Because they can only hit you so far away. 1.00

00:58:25.000 Is he blowing the Aztec whistle?

00:58:27.000 You're 100 yards...

00:58:32.000 Sounds like a demon. 0.99

00:58:33.000 Brother, let's talk to some titties. 0.99

00:58:35.000 Listen to that. 0.98

00:58:36.000 It sounds like demons.

00:58:38.000 Oh my god.

00:58:39.000 Dude, that is... 0.99

00:58:40.000 That's scary as fuck, dude. 1.00

00:58:43.000 Now imagine a thousand half-naked warriors that are definitely going to kill you. 1.00

00:58:48.000 And they're screaming that from the hillside. 1.00

00:58:50.000 Hopefully they'll have titties like that guy. 1.00

00:58:55.000 Oh shit. 1.00

00:58:56.000 This is bad luck. 1.00

00:58:57.000 This is bad luck.

00:58:58.000 No, no, no.

00:58:58.000 We're the warriors.

00:59:01.000 Okay, you're going to conjure a demon. 1.00

00:59:03.000 You're also going to blow out your asshole. 1.00

00:59:05.000 I know. 1.00

00:59:06.000 This is like one of those, you know...

00:59:08.000 This is a bad idea.

00:59:09.000 Evil Dead movies.

00:59:10.000 That was scary, man, right? 0.90

00:59:11.000 Well, they would do that to scare the fuck out of their enemy. 0.96

00:59:14.000 Jesus. 0.98

00:59:14.000 Dude. 0.98

00:59:15.000 Hard times.

00:59:16.000 Hard times made hard men.

00:59:19.000 It's weird that I had no energy coming here, and now I get here and I have so much energy.

00:59:22.000 I know!

00:59:22.000 That's what I'm saying!

00:59:24.000 It's called bro energy.

00:59:25.000 It's bro energy.

00:59:26.000 As we get older, we cherish this.

00:59:28.000 Fun times are the best times.

00:59:30.000 Everything else is nonsense.

00:59:32.000 It's family and fun times.

00:59:33.000 You don't want to waste time.

00:59:35.000 Yeah.

00:59:35.000 But then there's stuff you have to do that's not fun, but ensures that the fun times will continue.

00:59:40.000 True.

00:59:40.000 Like discipline, exercise, work.

00:59:43.000 You gotta put in the time.

00:59:44.000 You gotta hustle.

00:59:45.000 If you don't hustle, you're not gonna enjoy the fun times.

00:59:47.000 You gotta hustle.

00:59:48.000 Two states.

00:59:49.000 Tranquility and excitement. 0.99

00:59:50.000 Yeah, like, how we are right now, like, having fun, you really can only do this correctly if you're not worried about some shit. 0.99

00:59:56.000 Like, if you have some other stuff that you should be handling, but you're not, you're blowing some things off, you know, your daughter has a recital or some shit, you know you're supposed to be there, you want to hang with your boys, that'll fuck with your head, right? 0.99

01:00:07.000 Dude, have you seen the Kevin Hart doc? 0.99

01:00:24.000 Yeah, he wants to be a billionaire.

01:00:29.000 Okay.

01:00:30.000 But it's like, well, when's enough, dude?

01:00:32.000 When's enough?

01:00:33.000 I don't know.

01:00:33.000 He's in this, like, huge crib in Talbazes, and he's like, you know, I just gotta do this and this.

01:00:38.000 I'm like, I looked at my girl and I go, but when is enough, dude?

01:00:40.000 Well, it's never gonna be enough.

01:00:41.000 Robert Downey Jr. was here the other day, and he was talking about it.

01:00:45.000 He was saying, there's a certain beauty in knowing when to hang it up.

01:00:48.000 He was on your podcast?

01:00:49.000 Yeah.

01:00:50.000 Robert Downey Jr. yesterday?

01:00:51.000 Yesterday.

01:00:52.000 You have to post it next week when his movie comes out.

01:00:55.000 How good was that?

01:00:57.000 He was amazing.

01:00:58.000 He's brilliant.

01:00:58.000 How long was it?

01:01:01.000 Yeah, a little short.

01:01:02.000 He had to go somewhere.

01:01:03.000 About an hour and a half. 1.00

01:01:03.000 Damn. 1.00

01:01:04.000 What was he saying? 0.99

01:01:06.000 Was he referring to Iron Man?

01:01:08.000 Yeah, about that.

01:01:09.000 But also about everything.

01:01:10.000 He's talking about great people that have learned when to step aside.

01:01:14.000 We were talking about Joe Walsh doing that.

01:01:17.000 Some people just knowing when to just relax a little.

01:01:20.000 It's a beautiful thing.

01:01:21.000 Step back a little.

01:01:25.000 We're talking about good times.

01:01:27.000 Those are the most important things.

01:01:28.000 But we're all public.

01:01:29.000 We're four very public people.

01:01:31.000 And when you're a very public person professionally, stepping aside almost seems like you're losing something.

01:01:39.000 Going back to a state of regular existence seems like you're giving up or something.

01:01:44.000 Because it's so difficult in the beginning to get good at it and also to get famous and to get successful that it becomes an obsession.

01:01:53.000 And once you achieve it, anything less than that is somehow or another not desirable, even if it would be a happier state for you.

01:02:00.000 And so you get caught up in the game that you've created in order for you to become successful.

01:02:06.000 So even when you're like Kevin Hart, who's got massive amounts of riches and massive international fame, still isn't satisfied.

01:02:14.000 Still has new goals.

01:02:15.000 And maybe that's just how he does it and he enjoys it.

01:02:19.000 Or maybe with someone like me, I will tell you for sure, that would not be the case.

01:02:24.000 That would be me being on an addictive path and not being objective or introspective.

01:02:33.000 Me just going hogwash.

01:02:35.000 I don't operate...

01:02:36.000 Kevin seems to enjoy it, though.

01:02:37.000 See, with him, I wouldn't say it's the same thing, because I think he genuinely gets a real positive impact out of achieving, and then also I think he has a really good sense of how much he inspires people.

01:02:48.000 Yeah, he wants to make real changes in his community and all that.

01:02:52.000 He's got so many plans.

01:02:53.000 My only thing is, when I see those schedules, and I know you have kids, I have a busy schedule compared to a lot of these other guys.

01:02:59.000 I'm like, God, wouldn't...

01:03:00.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:03:01.000 When are you there with the kiddos, man?

01:03:03.000 It's tough.

01:03:03.000 You're shooting these movies, you're doing this.

01:03:05.000 I bet he brings the kids with him and has tutors.

01:03:07.000 He does.

01:03:08.000 I've been on set with him.

01:03:09.000 He brings his kids.

01:03:10.000 He talks about it in the documentary.

01:03:12.000 Think about tutoring.

01:03:14.000 They're not on every.

01:03:15.000 Being on a set.

01:03:16.000 The ones I was on, I was on two sets with him and he had his kids there. 0.99

01:03:18.000 Being on a set, most of the time you're not doing shit. 0.63

01:03:21.000 You have a lot of time to hang out with people. 0.92

01:03:23.000 I brought my family when I did Here Comes the Boom.

01:03:25.000 We hung around.

01:03:26.000 So it's like most of the day you're just hanging around.

01:03:28.000 You know what though?

01:03:29.000 One of the things I notice that you have to avoid is as people get older, and I've been around some pretty successful older people of late, and one of the things that I notice is that they're generally afraid of losing their relevance.

01:03:43.000 And their usefulness and their impact.

01:03:46.000 Because if you've been impactful...

01:03:48.000 Okay, Boomer. 1.00

01:03:49.000 Yeah!

01:03:50.000 That's what that is.

01:03:51.000 I'm not talking about those guys, but I'm just saying what I notice is that...

01:03:55.000 Don't you think those guys, I don't want to mention names, but those guys that you've been hanging...

01:03:59.000 I'm actually not talking about those guys.

01:04:01.000 Me neither, but I know who you're talking about.

01:04:02.000 But don't you think to get to a certain level of fame and success, there has to be some sort of narcissism?

01:04:08.000 So that never really goes away.

01:04:09.000 So that's what they're worried about losing, right?

01:04:11.000 Yeah.

01:04:11.000 I don't know.

01:04:12.000 For me, I was actually talking not about Stallone and...

01:04:17.000 Me neither.

01:04:18.000 I was talking about these...

01:04:19.000 I've been around, you know, just around...

01:04:21.000 You get older and you're around people who are just old.

01:04:23.000 And De Niro?

01:04:24.000 And I noticed...

01:04:25.000 No, I never met him.

01:04:25.000 But you just noticed that as you get older, you don't get more secure unless you work at it like anything else.

01:04:33.000 If anything, you might get more insecure because you're dying.

01:04:36.000 And you start to feel like you're losing your relevance, your strength, your power, all that stuff.

01:04:41.000 So a lot of it is learning, I think, what Robert Downey Jr. was saying, that beauty of kind of learning how to step off and realize it's okay.

01:04:48.000 Yeah, but then he also just did Dr. Doolittle, so take it easy.

01:04:50.000 Sure, sure.

01:04:52.000 I think that's why he did it.

01:04:54.000 I think that's why he did it.

01:04:57.000 You just gotta step back.

01:04:59.000 Meanwhile, don't miss my movie.

01:05:00.000 Meanwhile, Dr. Doolittle this Thursday.

01:05:02.000 Dude, you were Iron Man.

01:05:03.000 How dare you, bro?

01:05:04.000 Didn't Iron Man 4 just come out?

01:05:06.000 Yeah.

01:05:07.000 Spoiler alert, he dies.

01:05:07.000 Is it 3?

01:05:08.000 He dies.

01:05:09.000 No, it wasn't in Iron Man.

01:05:11.000 It's Avengers.

01:05:11.000 I don't watch them, but I knew that.

01:05:13.000 I do think there's narcissism involved in a lot of really successful people like this.

01:05:16.000 You mean all of us?

01:05:17.000 You mean all of us?

01:05:18.000 For sure there's some of it.

01:05:20.000 It's about you.

01:05:21.000 It's a one-man show sometimes.

01:05:22.000 It's an element that you can put together with a lot of other elements in proper controls, and you can make a very useful engine.

01:05:30.000 It's whether or not you use that element wisely or whether you not let that element overwhelm the recipe.

01:05:36.000 Where the element is more potent and has more control than reason and logic and objectivity and kindness and camaraderie and all the other good elements.

01:05:46.000 It consumes you.

01:05:48.000 I was terrified of being a failure.

01:05:51.000 You gotta like when people admire you.

01:05:53.000 When people admire your work and admire what you've done, you gotta like that.

01:05:57.000 And you like that feeling that you get from people and then you work harder.

01:06:00.000 Wouldn't you say a big part of males drive to be successful?

01:06:05.000 There's a big part.

01:06:06.000 You want the best looking girl. 0.51

01:06:08.000 You want to be significant.

01:06:09.000 You want to be adored because guys don't ever get that.

01:06:13.000 Gay guys, too. 0.91

01:06:13.000 Gay guys, same thing. 0.91

01:06:14.000 You've got to earn that. 0.78

01:06:15.000 And so when you get that...

01:06:18.000 And then you start getting old and now it's your whole life you wanted it.

01:06:22.000 And now you're falling apart and dwindling away.

01:06:26.000 Not rings over here.

01:06:27.000 It doesn't feel good.

01:06:28.000 But you get to a point, it's true, but I think you get to a point where a lot of what you were chasing when you were younger was a sensation.

01:06:37.000 A physical sensation of some kind.

01:06:40.000 Even if it's like the adoration of crowds and stuff.

01:06:44.000 And then maybe as you get older you go, there's got to be – that's maybe why people as they get older get a little bit more quote-unquote spiritual, a little bit more – It's scared and tired too.

01:06:53.000 Well, that might be it.

01:06:55.000 Scared and tired together makes you...

01:06:58.000 Scared and tired.

01:06:59.000 That's hilarious.

01:07:00.000 Scared and tired.

01:07:01.000 What a terrible combo.

01:07:02.000 Makes for a religious person. 0.80

01:07:04.000 What a terrible combo, man.

01:07:05.000 But it is, man.

01:07:05.000 I know this dude when he was younger was never...

01:07:08.000 Give Brian a hit of that.

01:07:09.000 I love tequila.

01:07:09.000 Give Brian a hit of that.

01:07:10.000 I'm a tequila guy.

01:07:11.000 Take a hit of that.

01:07:12.000 There's no tequila.

01:07:12.000 We have whiskey.

01:07:13.000 We got sex tonight. 0.99

01:07:16.000 Dude, do it. 0.99

01:07:17.000 But daddy's got to drive.

01:07:18.000 So do I. But daddy can't drive.

01:07:20.000 It's a mild marijuana.

01:07:21.000 Take an Uber.

01:07:23.000 It's barely psychoactive.

01:07:25.000 You say that.

01:07:26.000 I was high for six hours.

01:07:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:28.000 Well, we're going to work on that.

01:07:30.000 You need to get high more often, I think.

01:07:31.000 I think it would help you a lot.

01:07:33.000 Yeah.

01:07:34.000 Dude, I remember, I never get high before I do STEM. I remember I was in the green room with you and I forget who else.

01:07:40.000 And I was like, I'm like these guys.

01:07:42.000 I did one set, it went well.

01:07:43.000 I'm like, I'm like Joe, I can handle this. 1.00

01:07:45.000 I do a set and I go out there and just ate complete dick. 1.00

01:07:48.000 I have a method to my madness. 0.99

01:07:50.000 The method is when I'm high, I will occasionally allow, especially when I'm comfortable with the material, I'll allow a complete different breach of thought.

01:07:58.000 So my thought, if I'm doing a bit, especially if it's a bit that I've done a bunch of times before and I know how it's structured, I'm in the middle of something, I'll allow myself a part where I go, why do we do that?

01:08:11.000 Who's the first guy who said, this is the best way to do it?

01:08:15.000 That doesn't make any sense.

01:08:16.000 And those things come a lot of times from weed.

01:08:19.000 Yeah, but you're a 30 year vet.

01:08:21.000 But I do it on purpose is my point.

01:08:24.000 I do it because I'm trying to like allow myself these little weird pathways and every now and then like there's a big part of one of the bits that I have that absolutely came from that and right now it's like one of the best parts of the bits.

01:08:35.000 It came from me being baked, joking around about this one particular subject that I already had a bit about on stage and then boom it just comes out.

01:08:43.000 I have a different theory about you.

01:08:46.000 I'd love to hear it.

01:08:47.000 Well, I think that weed is really good for you because it makes you less defensive because you naturally have this.

01:08:55.000 Like, what?

01:08:56.000 Oh, man. 1.00

01:08:56.000 You're always looking for fucking... 1.00

01:08:58.000 Rattlesnake. 1.00

01:08:58.000 Yeah, you're looking for the predator in the group and you've got to be ready. 1.00

01:09:02.000 I think weed brings that down so it allows you to have a different perspective, like a more of a rounded perspective as opposed to a linear perspective of looking for that motherfucker that might get at you. 0.99

01:09:13.000 It might be that. 0.98

01:09:14.000 I'm so deep.

01:09:15.000 It makes me think different.

01:09:17.000 It makes me more vulnerable and more introspective.

01:09:21.000 Right.

01:09:21.000 But it also makes me more curious.

01:09:23.000 Like weed makes me curious.

01:09:25.000 I'm always curious.

01:09:26.000 But weed makes me curious in the moment.

01:09:28.000 Like deeply curious.

01:09:29.000 Where I'll allow myself to think about things in a way that I never thought about them before.

01:09:33.000 When you're on stage and you're making up bits.

01:09:36.000 Like you know you have a bit and it's kind of on Bambi legs. 1.00

01:09:38.000 It's real fresh.

01:09:39.000 And you're still trying to figure out what the beats are.

01:09:42.000 When you're high, man, it's like they come to you sometimes.

01:09:46.000 Like there's someone that says, say applesauce.

01:09:48.000 Say applesauce.

01:09:49.000 And then boom, applesauce comes out.

01:09:51.000 I almost hear the word sometimes.

01:09:55.000 It only happens if you're comfortable.

01:09:57.000 It only happens if you're doing a shitload of sets.

01:09:59.000 There's a lot of factors.

01:10:00.000 I know I'm a little high, but I am dying to hear The Next Door Neighbor of Epstein.

01:10:04.000 I can't stop thinking about it.

01:10:05.000 After the show.

01:10:08.000 It's not like a celebrity or anything.

01:10:09.000 Why do you like these conspiracy theories so much?

01:10:12.000 I don't know, man.

01:10:13.000 But you don't get into them.

01:10:14.000 Someone asked me why I was a conspiracy theorist.

01:10:18.000 It was an interview, and they were asking some jujitsu interview, why are you a conspiracy theorist? 0.98

01:10:22.000 And I said, why isn't everybody a goddamn conspiracy theorist? 0.98

01:10:25.000 We all know the government lies. 0.99

01:10:27.000 But you'll like this.

01:10:28.000 And then you believe official stories?

01:10:30.000 Doesn't make any sense.

01:10:30.000 You'll like this.

01:10:31.000 That's not logic.

01:10:32.000 This venture capitalist, she deals with billionaires.

01:10:35.000 And she goes, you know, there's these ideas that, you know, people, all these billionaires get together and then they figured out the world.

01:10:44.000 This is what we're going to do this year and they leave, you know. 0.99

01:10:46.000 And she goes, let me tell you why that's complete bullshit. 0.99

01:10:49.000 Like the idea that the powerful get together. 1.00

01:10:51.000 Jesus Christ, they do.

01:10:52.000 Let them talk.

01:10:54.000 Let them talk.

01:10:55.000 So he goes, she goes, I tried to schedule a dinner with five billionaires.

01:10:59.000 Five.

01:11:00.000 And the reason they're billionaires is because they're super competitive and they fucking hate their other competitors. 1.00

01:11:08.000 She goes, I couldn't get five of them to sit at a table because one dude had fucked the other guy's ex-wife. 0.99

01:11:12.000 The other guy was suing the other guy. 0.98

01:11:14.000 The other guy was trying to take over the other guy's business.

01:11:16.000 But the bottom line is she's in the outskirts.

01:11:18.000 There you go.

01:11:20.000 Proof.

01:11:20.000 No Illuminati.

01:11:21.000 No, it's because human beings who are super competitive and very successful are usually assholes. 0.99

01:11:27.000 Gentlemen, please, stop for a second. 1.00

01:11:29.000 If there was a fucking lady who wanted to make a lunch with us, we wouldn't go. 1.00

01:11:33.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:11:33.000 This was for business. 1.00

01:11:34.000 This was all in there.

01:11:35.000 He's got evidence.

01:11:36.000 You helped his argument, Callan.

01:11:39.000 You helped his argument.

01:11:40.000 I knew a chick. 1.00

01:11:41.000 She tried to bank a couple billion dollars.

01:11:42.000 They hated each other.

01:11:44.000 They hated each other.

01:11:45.000 She's a venture capitalist who deals with It was one of the worst arguments. 0.99

01:11:51.000 You should have said he was a venture capitalist before.

01:11:53.000 We didn't know.

01:11:54.000 She was a venture capitalist who could get all of them individually.

01:11:58.000 She dealt with all of them individually.

01:12:00.000 She knew them very well.

01:12:01.000 You just turned 17 people into flat earthers.

01:12:05.000 17 people listening.

01:12:07.000 I knew a chick. 1.00

01:12:13.000 She tried to bang billionaires. 0.98

01:12:15.000 You can't bang billionaires.

01:12:18.000 That was the greatest evidence ever. 1.00

01:12:21.000 The dumbest story you've ever played. 0.99

01:12:24.000 You can't get that many powerful people in a room because they all hate each other. 1.00

01:12:29.000 I don't trust her.

01:12:30.000 You're so attracted to the official story.

01:12:33.000 It's adorable. 1.00

01:12:34.000 You bought the dumbest version of it I've ever heard. 1.00

01:12:38.000 There's no Illuminati! 1.00

01:12:39.000 There's a lady trying to get these guys together for lunch. 1.00

01:12:42.000 They wouldn't do it!

01:12:43.000 Case closed!

01:12:46.000 And that was the end of the Illuminati myth.

01:12:49.000 Have you ever seen the Bohemian Grove footage where Alex Jones filmed all these elites dressing up like druids and worshipping the owl god Moloch?

01:12:59.000 That's real, dude.

01:13:00.000 They really do that.

01:13:02.000 But what are you eye-rolling?

01:13:04.000 I'm eye-rolling that the Illuminati doesn't control the world because nobody's that organized.

01:13:10.000 Well, maybe they're not, but did you ever see that Bohemian Grove thing?

01:13:13.000 That is absolutely 100% real.

01:13:15.000 No, it's not so what, Brian!

01:13:17.000 It's people dressing up like wizards, saying some sacred ritual, burning an effigy in front of an owl god.

01:13:25.000 Same with Burning Man!

01:13:26.000 Bro, this is so different than Burning Man.

01:13:28.000 It's the government.

01:13:29.000 It's people at the highest levels of banks.

01:13:31.000 It's all these different famous people.

01:13:33.000 There's a bunch of crazy, really rich, influential people that went to that Bohemian Grove and dressed up like druids and they chanted things.

01:13:40.000 Have you ever seen it?

01:13:41.000 Yeah, I saw it.

01:13:41.000 You are.

01:13:42.000 Yeah, you haven't seen it.

01:13:44.000 He hasn't seen it.

01:13:45.000 He hasn't seen it.

01:13:46.000 Sorry.

01:13:46.000 He hasn't seen it.

01:13:47.000 He just doesn't want you to put it over there.

01:13:48.000 No, I did see it because you were talking about it and I didn't believe it.

01:13:51.000 What do you mean you didn't believe it?

01:13:53.000 John Ronson was there.

01:13:54.000 John Ronson is a 100% credible journalist.

01:13:57.000 Yeah.

01:13:57.000 Whatever you might think about, anybody else that was there, although different people that have made YouTube videos on it, John Bronson is legit as they come, straight down the middle, very intelligent.

01:14:06.000 But what do you think they're doing there?

01:14:07.000 Are they planning the world?

01:14:07.000 I think they're doing the same way they do the Skull and Bones, where they get together and they have a group where they all become a part of this group early on and they feel some kinship, just like the Freemasons.

01:14:17.000 Oh, that makes sense.

01:14:18.000 Just like a lot of people, but this is very extreme. 0.99

01:14:20.000 They're chanting crazy shit, and they're putting hoods on, and they're burning an effigy that's supposed to be a sacrificial person, but it's straw in a bundle. 0.98

01:14:28.000 You don't imagine doing that? 0.99

01:14:29.000 They talk about the owl god Moloch.

01:14:32.000 Okay, these are multi-millionaires.

01:14:33.000 Do you know who Marina Abramovic is?

01:14:35.000 Of course he doesn't.

01:14:36.000 Now you do.

01:14:37.000 Yeah, I do.

01:14:37.000 But Brian, this is...

01:14:38.000 You didn't in that when we were texting.

01:14:39.000 But your initial reaction is not objective.

01:14:42.000 Your initial reaction is not...

01:14:44.000 You're like...

01:14:45.000 That is a crazy thing!

01:14:47.000 I know, but I just don't believe that the rich and powerful are organized enough to actually get together and create a cabal.

01:14:56.000 I think they're all competitive.

01:14:57.000 How do you think they got so rich?

01:14:58.000 Let me give you a two-step here.

01:15:00.000 Do you believe the footage from Behavi and Grove?

01:15:02.000 There really was these heads of banks and heads of...

01:15:04.000 You believe that, right?

01:15:05.000 And they're all together, right?

01:15:06.000 So wouldn't they talk about business?

01:15:08.000 Yeah.

01:15:08.000 Well, that's probably how they do it.

01:15:09.000 This is probably what it's all about.

01:15:11.000 It's probably not as nefarious as we like to think.

01:15:14.000 It's their fight campaign.

01:15:15.000 How do you think they got so rich?

01:15:16.000 By being lazy?

01:15:17.000 Of course they're organized.

01:15:19.000 They become a team with all the other people that are like them.

01:15:22.000 They do things like influence special interest groups.

01:15:26.000 That's what they do.

01:15:27.000 They go, why don't you send a billion dollars of aid over to my country and send another billion over to yours? 0.63

01:15:32.000 That I believe.

01:15:33.000 That's what's going on.

01:15:34.000 That's what we're talking about.

01:15:35.000 Look at this. 0.95

01:15:36.000 This is the hidden footage that John Ronson and Alex Jones got from Bohemian Grove in like the fucking late 90s. 1.00

01:15:41.000 I was going to say, how old is this shit? 0.99

01:15:43.000 I think it was early 2000s or something. 1.00

01:15:45.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:15:46.000 You can hear them. 1.00

01:15:47.000 They're lighting things on fire.

01:15:49.000 The Moloch, the Owl God.

01:15:50.000 Or it's a corn concert. 1.00

01:15:52.000 They're saying all this crazy shit. 1.00

01:15:54.000 Or it's a corn concert. 1.00

01:15:54.000 Put the volume on it so you can hear it. 1.00

01:15:56.000 Put the volume on it.

01:15:57.000 Jamie got that.

01:15:57.000 Listen to the volume.

01:15:58.000 Listen to this shit. 1.00

01:16:02.000 So they have music, they're playing. 1.00

01:16:03.000 They're in the woods, dude.

01:16:04.000 But give me the volume of them talking.

01:16:06.000 And they ain't camping.

01:16:07.000 What do you think is going on?

01:16:09.000 The richest people in the world are controls.

01:16:11.000 Oh, okay, okay.

01:16:13.000 It's super simple.

01:16:14.000 It's like the mob.

01:16:15.000 It's as simple as it gets, Brian.

01:16:16.000 But there's pictures of Ronald Reagan there.

01:16:19.000 People have been there forever.

01:16:20.000 They've been going there since the beginning of time.

01:16:22.000 This is one of those things where rich, powerful people get together and go, hey, we're all on the same team.

01:16:26.000 People like to be protected.

01:16:27.000 It's what they do there, though.

01:16:28.000 Why?

01:16:29.000 It's in the middle of California, in the middle of the woods.

01:16:32.000 You've got to go through a guard checkpoint.

01:16:33.000 And I have, in this area, the same area, I have a friend who's a producer who got in with one of the biggest producers of all time for a while.

01:16:45.000 I don't want to say any names, but he was in that crew. 0.98

01:16:48.000 There's this producer and he's got this crew of all these different people in his crew to produce shit. 0.99

01:16:54.000 It's like a little gang. 0.99

01:16:55.000 And it's a top guy.

01:16:56.000 Everybody knows this much.

01:16:57.000 Sure.

01:16:58.000 He was involved in, he was like a new recruit.

01:17:00.000 And they went to a city by Bulimian Grove.

01:17:04.000 One road, no one has access to it unless you're part of this group. 0.98

01:17:08.000 And it's a big ass city. 0.86

01:17:10.000 He goes, it's like you're in some Middle East, like Abu Dhabi Prince city where everything is paved and just, it's insane. 0.99

01:17:21.000 Isn't Bohemian Grove in the center of California?

01:17:23.000 The city's hidden.

01:17:26.000 It's in Northern California.

01:17:27.000 Wouldn't one of these clubs reach out to Joe?

01:17:30.000 I'm just telling you what I heard.

01:17:32.000 Someone's going to reach out.

01:17:33.000 They know they can't control Joe.

01:17:36.000 That's why he's not a big movie star.

01:17:38.000 He doesn't want to be a movie star.

01:17:40.000 Here's what I think.

01:17:41.000 I think that the rich and powerful get together.

01:17:42.000 If they gave you a hundred million, you would.

01:17:44.000 I don't want to ask.

01:17:44.000 No.

01:17:45.000 If someone said, I'm going to give you a hundred million to be in a movie with The Rock, you would do it.

01:17:48.000 We'll talk later.

01:17:48.000 I would do it.

01:17:49.000 I love The Rock.

01:17:49.000 I'd do it just to hug them.

01:17:50.000 But here's what I think.

01:17:51.000 I think the rich and powerful get together and have these, like they go to, they go to, they go to, they go to dinner.

01:17:56.000 They go to retreats.

01:17:56.000 Yes.

01:17:57.000 You know why I think they do it?

01:17:58.000 A couple things.

01:17:58.000 You can't really do it.

01:17:59.000 Okay. 1.00

01:17:59.000 They get to fuck. 1.00

01:18:00.000 They get to do drugs and nobody's looking. 1.00

01:18:02.000 And that's where Epstein came into place.

01:18:03.000 Correct.

01:18:04.000 That's where Epstein came in.

01:18:06.000 Where Epstein came in was they all thought that they were protected. 0.94

01:18:09.000 They all thought that this guy who has these intelligence connections, who's a benefactor of science, he loves to spend money on science, and he would donate money to their causes, and they were all together, and he was banging these girls, and so I'll bang them too. 0.88

01:18:20.000 Sure.

01:18:21.000 And they go to an island, so they think they're fine.

01:18:23.000 And they're being videotaped.

01:18:24.000 You're being videotaped and you're also being used to influence policy and influence...

01:18:29.000 That I believe.

01:18:29.000 Yes.

01:18:30.000 And I believe that he could...

01:18:30.000 That's what's going on.

01:18:31.000 I believe he could very well have been an entity of an intelligence agency like the CIA, like the Mossad.

01:18:38.000 All of them.

01:18:39.000 I have to pee already? 1.00

01:18:40.000 Damn, you're peeing before all of us. 1.00

01:18:41.000 What? 1.00

01:18:42.000 I drank a lot of water today.

01:18:43.000 This is the first.

01:18:44.000 Okay, while he's gone, do not ask me about... 1.00

01:18:46.000 I'm drinking gallons of water in the stupid diet. 1.00

01:18:48.000 Don't let him get off the rails. 1.00

01:18:49.000 Yeah, no flounder.

01:18:50.000 I gotta hear about the next door neighbor.

01:18:52.000 No, no, no.

01:18:53.000 Eddie, you've been restrained, man.

01:18:55.000 No, you missed the whole beat.

01:18:57.000 It was fantastic.

01:18:58.000 I live for this.

01:18:59.000 Wait, I thought we were going to watch classic fights or something.

01:19:01.000 Yeah, you came too late, dude. 1.00

01:19:03.000 So we decided to do government shit. 0.99

01:19:05.000 Brendan, subscribe to the YouTube channel X22 Report. 0.99

01:19:11.000 I'm going to write it right now.

01:19:12.000 X22 Report.

01:19:13.000 Horrible name, but I'll do it.

01:19:14.000 Just listen to them.

01:19:15.000 You want to know what's going on?

01:19:16.000 That's what's going on.

01:19:17.000 And also listen to...

01:19:19.000 Subscribe to...

01:19:20.000 Hold on.

01:19:20.000 One at a time.

01:19:21.000 X22? Report.

01:19:23.000 All right.

01:19:23.000 And then the Dan Bongino show.

01:19:26.000 Dan Bongino. 0.98

01:19:27.000 He's fucking awesome. 0.98

01:19:28.000 He does jujitsu, too. 0.98

01:19:29.000 He's legit.

01:19:30.000 Dan Bongino.

01:19:31.000 You know, I'm training with Hedon.

01:19:32.000 He reports.

01:19:34.000 You want to know what's really going on in D.C.? Listen to Dan Bongino and X22. That's what's really going on.

01:19:38.000 All the shit that's going on right now, we knew about this shit two years ago. 1.00

01:19:41.000 Say no more, fam. 1.00

01:19:43.000 People were giving up on cue because they're like, when is all this shit gonna come out? 0.99

01:19:46.000 And then finally it came out. 0.99

01:19:47.000 All this stuff, we know all the players.

01:19:50.000 If you pay attention, it's just like Game of Thrones. 0.99

01:19:52.000 All this shit, it's new to some people. 0.99

01:19:54.000 But Eddie, what about Analytica? 1.00

01:19:57.000 What was that?

01:19:58.000 Cambridge Analytica?

01:20:14.000 You're right, there is two sides.

01:20:16.000 There's two sides and they're polar opposite.

01:20:18.000 One is right, one is wrong.

01:20:20.000 So it's really easy to figure out which one's right and wrong. 1.00

01:20:23.000 You just got to figure out for sure who's full of shit. 1.00

01:20:26.000 Let's see, who's for sure full of shit? 1.00

01:20:27.000 Hillary Clinton's full of shit, for sure. 1.00

01:20:30.000 CNN's full of shit, for sure. 1.00

01:20:33.000 Joe Biden, full of shit, for sure. 1.00

01:20:34.000 Adam Schiff, full of shit, for sure. 1.00

01:20:36.000 So you know what? 1.00

01:20:37.000 Out of those four people, they're all saying the exact same thing. 1.00

01:20:40.000 And they're all full of shit. 1.00

01:20:41.000 And who else is saying the exact same thing? 1.00

01:20:43.000 CNN, MSNBC. So we already know, okay, so by process of elimination, you know that shit can't be real. 1.00

01:20:49.000 But you sound like Tucker Carlson right now. 0.99

01:20:51.000 What about Tucker Carlson?

01:20:52.000 There's two sides.

01:20:53.000 You gotta pick one side.

01:20:54.000 Dude, pick a side.

01:20:55.000 One side is Tucker Carlson and one side is Hillary Clinton.

01:20:58.000 No, I don't.

01:20:58.000 No, you pick a side.

01:20:59.000 There's two sides.

01:20:59.000 I told you, don't let him get off the rails.

01:21:01.000 No, but it's not two sides.

01:21:04.000 No, there's three.

01:21:06.000 There's three types of people.

01:21:07.000 The first one, people that think Hillary good, Trump bad.

01:21:12.000 The second type of person is people who think Trump good, Hillary bad.

01:21:17.000 And then there's the third type, that think both of them are bad.

01:21:20.000 No, there's also nuance.

01:21:24.000 There's only three.

01:21:25.000 Guys, guys, [...

01:21:35.000 See, you have good ears.

01:21:37.000 I'm done.

01:21:37.000 You guys have been in the business too long.

01:21:38.000 You should know this.

01:21:39.000 You know who Dan Bongino is?

01:21:40.000 He does jiu-jitsu.

01:21:41.000 Dan Bongino.

01:21:42.000 He's got his own podcast.

01:21:44.000 He does jiu-jitsu.

01:21:45.000 YouTube, dude.

01:21:46.000 YouTube guy. 0.99

01:21:47.000 He sometimes does shit on Fox News, too. 0.98

01:21:51.000 He's awesome. 0.99

01:21:52.000 You ever listen to him?

01:21:53.000 No, never ever.

01:21:53.000 Well, if you're ever interested...

01:21:56.000 In a different side of what's going on.

01:21:58.000 There's only really two sides in DC. There's only two sides in DC. There's the side that believes Adam Schiff, and then there's the other side.

01:22:06.000 So for sure, Adam Schiff got in front of Congress and made up that phone call.

01:22:12.000 That Trump phone call, this whole impeachment's about, he gets up in front of Congress after Trump released the transcript of the Congress.

01:22:20.000 Trump said, hey, look into Biden. 0.99

01:22:22.000 He's fucking on video talking shit about withholding a billion dollars to Ukraine and aid if they don't fire the prosecutor that's going after his son. 0.99

01:22:32.000 And he's on video saying this. 1.00

01:22:34.000 So Trump says, look into that shit. 1.00

01:22:36.000 And so now Trump is getting impeached for getting the Ukraine to dig up dirt on Biden. 1.00

01:22:44.000 Not the crime.

01:22:45.000 They're not even concerned about the crime.

01:22:46.000 That's the Biden.

01:22:47.000 So instead of the actual phone call, the transcript of Trump.

01:22:51.000 Politics as usual.

01:22:52.000 Chef goes, he pretends he's reading the transcript.

01:22:55.000 He says, oh, it went something like this.

01:22:57.000 And then he starts reading and goes, listen, I want you to, I'm only going to tell you this seven times.

01:23:02.000 And seven, you better listen up good.

01:23:04.000 You said it that way?

01:23:05.000 Exactly like that.

01:23:06.000 If you don't dig up Liam Neeson, just like a gangster.

01:23:09.000 And he goes, if you don't dig up dirt.

01:23:11.000 Is there a recording of this?

01:23:11.000 Yes, find it.

01:23:12.000 Is it Liam Neeson?

01:23:14.000 Jamie, have you ever heard it? 1.00

01:23:15.000 This is a good impression of shit. 1.00

01:23:17.000 Find it. 1.00

01:23:17.000 There's a recording of it, but I don't know that it had that tone of voice. 1.00

01:23:19.000 You know the way you're going to find it?

01:23:20.000 Listen, the only way you're going to find it, the only way you're going to find it, is if you go to YouTube, they hide everything, right?

01:23:25.000 So what you do is, the workaround is you go to DuckDuckGo, and in their little space bar, put site, S-I-T-E, semicolon, YouTube.com, and then whatever you want, and then it brings up everything.

01:23:39.000 I started using it.

01:23:40.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:23:41.000 I started using it.

01:23:42.000 Go ahead.

01:23:42.000 I started using DuckDuckGo for searches.

01:23:45.000 It's the best.

01:23:45.000 Because if you just go to Google, when I would go to Google, my Google app, I'd start reading news.

01:23:51.000 And it would just take me on a fucking rabbit hole. 0.99

01:23:53.000 And I'd be like, a half an hour later, just sitting on the toilet, my legs are numb. 0.99

01:23:57.000 I'm like, what am I doing here?

01:23:57.000 I live for that, man.

01:23:59.000 Instead, DuckDuckGo, I just go right to it and it gives you the opportunity to erase all of your history instantly.

01:24:05.000 DuckDuckGo.

01:24:06.000 Dude, DuckDuckGo is great.

01:24:07.000 I heard about it from some article on the internet that we're talking about how it's one of the best in terms of privacy and protecting your privacy.

01:24:15.000 Oh, interesting.

01:24:16.000 Just search apps.

01:24:17.000 But what I like about it is it just searches for what I'm looking for.

01:24:19.000 Exactly.

01:24:20.000 It doesn't give you a bunch of ideas. 0.99

01:24:21.000 It doesn't shadow ban shit. 0.58

01:24:23.000 So what you do, again, S-I-T-E semicolon YouTube.com or whatever website you want and then space and then whatever the search works. 0.95

01:24:32.000 It's not too much if you're looking for the truth.

01:24:33.000 I never go to Google.

01:24:34.000 It's never too much for the truth.

01:24:35.000 Right.

01:24:36.000 I got DuckDuckGo ready to go anytime I want to search something on YouTube. 0.63

01:24:40.000 I go to DuckDuckGo because if you go to YouTube and you could print, you could type out the exact title of the video and the author and that shit won't come up. 0.99

01:24:47.000 They hide that shit. 0.99

01:24:48.000 They're hiding everything, dude. 1.00

01:24:50.000 How is it that there's only one YouTube?

01:24:56.000 There's EllenTube. 0.89

01:24:58.000 What?

01:24:58.000 Ellen went, oh, YouTube, you're just going to make money off me?

01:25:00.000 I'm going to start my own channel.

01:25:01.000 She started EllenTube. 0.77

01:25:05.000 Hold on.

01:25:07.000 You can't make a conspiracy video and put it up on EllenTube, though, can you?

01:25:11.000 No, but what I'm saying is EllenTube went, no, no, no, YouTube, you're not getting on my content.

01:25:15.000 You're missing the point.

01:25:16.000 Well, there's RedTube.

01:25:16.000 No, no, no.

01:25:17.000 The ability to just be a regular person and upload something that millions of people are going to see.

01:25:22.000 It's amazing that there's really only one of those.

01:25:25.000 There's video.

01:25:26.000 The problem is that there's very few people that are controlling all the information.

01:25:29.000 Exactly.

01:25:31.000 Facebook, Apple, Microsoft, and Amazon.

01:25:35.000 Very few people, and that's a major problem. 0.99

01:25:37.000 You know what we're seeing is they have the ability to wipe shit out off the internet, too. 0.98

01:25:41.000 They know how to do that. 0.99

01:25:42.000 You know the one thing?

01:25:44.000 Well, and you know what else is the problem with that is that sometimes you get people that the top, the upper echelon can't even control that.

01:25:49.000 You know, there was an article about how CNN, the upper management who are older and a little bit more moderate, had a meeting with their young journalists and they were like, you guys are so hard in the pain against Trump in every way that we're losing viewership because there's zero,

01:26:05.000 there's absolutely zero balance here.

01:26:08.000 Yeah.

01:26:08.000 I mean, if...

01:26:10.000 It's so unbelievable.

01:26:11.000 I don't even listen.

01:26:12.000 I know exactly what I'm going to get if I go either to Fox or I go...

01:26:16.000 When you turn on your phone, your iPhone, iPhone's connected to that.

01:26:19.000 Every news headline is negative on Trump.

01:26:22.000 Every single one.

01:26:24.000 It's opinion.

01:26:25.000 It's not opinion.

01:26:26.000 It's like strategic. 1.00

01:26:26.000 Let's get this motherfucker. 1.00

01:26:28.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

01:26:29.000 There's an agenda.

01:26:30.000 Yeah, but people are hip to that. 0.90

01:26:33.000 It's strategic.

01:26:34.000 People are hip to it.

01:26:35.000 What people are doing is they're going...

01:26:36.000 I know for a fact when I look at Huffington Post, or I look at CNN, I'm going to get a biased, I'm not going to get objective news.

01:26:45.000 What sells now is if you are a pundit, whoever you are, you have a show like Don Lemon or Hannity, you're beholden to your ratings.

01:27:01.000 It's infotainment.

01:27:02.000 So you have to speak to your base.

01:27:05.000 Their base is gone, though, B. They're fucking themselves, yeah, because all they do is talk negative. 0.99

01:27:10.000 CNBC is losing all their... 0.99

01:27:11.000 But there's still a lot.

01:27:12.000 There's still a giant market.

01:27:14.000 Everyone says they're losing.

01:27:15.000 There's a trend.

01:27:18.000 Ratings are highly inaccurate.

01:27:19.000 They don't really understand them.

01:27:20.000 You know how Nielsen's work. 0.99

01:27:21.000 They barely know who the fuck to watch and watch. 0.98

01:27:23.000 It's so bad, and they can't really 100%. 0.96

01:27:26.000 With streaming services, what's weird is Netflix controls all their things. 0.99

01:27:29.000 When you do a special on Netflix, they don't tell you shit. 0.87

01:27:31.000 I have no idea how many people watch my special. 0.98

01:27:33.000 You don't have a problem with that?

01:27:33.000 That's not weird to you?

01:27:35.000 They give you a lot of money.

01:27:36.000 Go ahead.

01:27:38.000 Here's my thinking.

01:27:39.000 If they give me a lot of money, you probably should be getting more, right?

01:27:42.000 I don't know.

01:27:43.000 It's a good argument.

01:27:44.000 But they control everything.

01:27:45.000 They control the whole network, all of it.

01:27:48.000 So ratings are nonsense. 1.00

01:27:50.000 They don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:27:50.000 They know what's popular and what's not. 0.99

01:27:52.000 So what's popular rises to the top, like Stranger Things, and what's not, they start canceling.

01:27:57.000 It's entirely up to them.

01:27:58.000 It's weird from a point of an artist or creator, because you don't really have any leverage other than the public zeitgeist, whether or not your thing's out there.

01:28:06.000 It is and it isn't.

01:28:07.000 But the weird thing is the rating system they have now, it's like either you get no ratings, where they have all the information, or you get the rating system now.

01:28:15.000 It's like, what is the Nielsen family?

01:28:17.000 I mean, we've done this before.

01:28:19.000 It's strange.

01:28:21.000 We still use it for schooled, but what they find out later is that there are so many other venues that people are watching it on.

01:28:29.000 DVRs.

01:28:30.000 It's huge.

01:28:30.000 It's a giant percentage of people watching.

01:28:32.000 Hulu, all these different things.

01:28:33.000 So now, we had this major jump, apparently, in the past two weeks.

01:28:38.000 But by the Nielsen ratings, everything stayed the same.

01:28:41.000 But the reporters, I think it was a Hollywood Reporter or something, he was like, no, no, no.

01:28:46.000 You guys aren't looking at these other metrics.

01:28:49.000 But it's the same thing with podcasting, too.

01:28:51.000 They've redone a way how they determine the downloads for audio podcasts.

01:28:56.000 Obviously, video, it is what it is on YouTube.

01:28:58.000 That's easy to see.

01:28:59.000 But for audio, they switched it up.

01:29:02.000 You know what I'm talking about, Jamie?

01:29:03.000 Maybe...

01:29:04.000 They switch it completely up.

01:29:05.000 What do you mean?

01:29:06.000 It used to be a certain...

01:29:08.000 They would take the two minute download.

01:29:11.000 It's weird.

01:29:11.000 I don't know the ins and outs of it.

01:29:13.000 But they've completely changed for advertising what they consider how many downloads you get.

01:29:19.000 It's completely different.

01:29:20.000 Because you have to listen all the way through or whatever it might be.

01:29:22.000 It's just that they do a different number now.

01:29:24.000 They used to judge it from minute mark, two minute mark.

01:29:27.000 It's completely different. 0.95

01:29:27.000 I never gave a shit about monetizing my YouTube. 0.95

01:29:30.000 Not even from dad. 0.99

01:29:30.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:29:31.000 That one dude that you worked with, he fucked with it. 1.00

01:29:34.000 I never even paid attention. 0.99

01:29:35.000 Finally looked back into it.

01:29:36.000 We were collecting no money. 0.99

01:29:37.000 I don't give a shit. 0.98

01:29:39.000 So they demonetized my YouTube channel. 0.99

01:29:41.000 I never put any weird shit on there anyways. 0.65

01:29:43.000 I feel like you would make... 0.97

01:29:45.000 I don't even care.

01:29:46.000 I don't ever want to be, like YouTube, I don't ever want to be dependent on them at all.

01:29:51.000 Yeah, but you don't have to be dependent on them.

01:29:53.000 I don't even care.

01:29:53.000 I don't even want to care about it.

01:29:55.000 That money means nothing to me.

01:29:56.000 I'm looking for an alternative.

01:29:58.000 Like, what is the alternative?

01:29:59.000 Bitchute? 1.00

01:29:59.000 And Alex Jones got completely wiped off social media. 1.00

01:30:03.000 But he's got his own thing now going.

01:30:06.000 Band.media. 0.99

01:30:08.000 If you go there, people are just starting their own shit. 0.99

01:30:10.000 People are going to DLive. 0.99

01:30:12.000 And what else is there?

01:30:13.000 Do you know, Jamie?

01:30:14.000 There's got to be an alternative.

01:30:15.000 This makes bigger and bigger.

01:30:16.000 Echo chambers is what it does.

01:30:18.000 It's good.

01:30:18.000 It's good because especially with YouTube.

01:30:21.000 The thing is, one of the good things about interacting in a YouTube format or a social media format like Twitter or Instagram is...

01:30:31.000 They block all conservatives. 1.00

01:30:33.000 That's bullshit. 1.00

01:30:34.000 That's a problem. 1.00

01:30:35.000 That's bullshit. 0.99

01:30:36.000 But a lot of people get to see it and there's discussion. 1.00

01:30:38.000 When you look into the comments, people are discussing things.

01:30:41.000 They're talking things through.

01:30:42.000 But shadow banning?

01:30:43.000 Once you take it and you go to your own personal website, growth stops.

01:30:48.000 It gets very marginal.

01:30:50.000 And then the other thing that happens is it becomes an echo chamber.

01:30:53.000 The only people that are tolerated are the people that are the supporters of whatever the person is.

01:30:58.000 That's right.

01:31:11.000 You need different ideas clashing.

01:31:13.000 You have to.

01:31:13.000 You need competition.

01:31:14.000 You need the free flow of debate and ideas and you have to have discussions and you have to have people that disagree with each other so that you can see the error of your own ways.

01:31:25.000 If you have an intelligent debate slash discussion with somebody who knows more than you do or has a different but informed point of view, you're going to come out of that conversation different.

01:31:35.000 You're going to make some growth.

01:31:38.000 That's what they're afraid of.

01:31:40.000 They don't want that.

01:31:40.000 Well, what they want is money.

01:31:42.000 They're not banning the loony left at all.

01:31:44.000 It's because they are the loony left, and they think they're doing the right thing, but what they want is money.

01:31:49.000 You know, I was reading the thing about the head of Google, and he makes something like $2 million a year, but if he hits these performance goals over the next three years, he stands to rake in $240 million in stock.

01:32:01.000 And I was like, well, no wonder why they're ruthless.

01:32:03.000 No wonder why they take down the slogan, don't be evil.

01:32:08.000 That was their slogan.

01:32:10.000 Google's slogan was don't be evil.

01:32:12.000 And then they go like, what about for $240 million?

01:32:15.000 Be a little evil. 1.00

01:32:17.000 They start thinking about fucking tailored suits and private jets and champagne and diamond rings. 0.99

01:32:25.000 Yeah, good people will behave corruptly. 1.00

01:32:27.000 That's what happens in Washington.

01:32:29.000 Lawrence Lessig said Washington has become a special interest cesspool where good people, if you want to get ahead, you've got to figure out a way to behave.

01:32:38.000 Good people must behave corruptly because it's an economy of inequality.

01:32:41.000 Not all of them, though.

01:32:42.000 Not all of them. 0.95

01:32:43.000 Because if they were all corrupt, there would be no reason to suicide anybody. 0.51

01:32:46.000 There would be no reason to bribe anybody.

01:32:48.000 There's good people in there. 1.00

01:32:50.000 If you fuck up, someone's willing to kill a motherfucker just to avoid justice. 1.00

01:32:54.000 You don't have to kill anyone anymore. 1.00

01:32:55.000 There's always good people.

01:32:55.000 You just have to figure out who are the good people.

01:32:57.000 You don't have to kill people anymore.

01:32:58.000 Do you think Kevin Spacey's killing people?

01:33:00.000 Didn't Epstein just commit suicide?

01:33:02.000 Do you think Kevin Spacey's killing people?

01:33:04.000 No. 1.00

01:33:04.000 Did you see that new video that came out right before the dude suicided himself that accused him of grabbing his dick? 1.00

01:33:09.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:33:10.000 Isn't it four people now?

01:33:11.000 Is it four? 1.00

01:33:12.000 Kill him with kindness. 1.00

01:33:13.000 Come on, man. 1.00

01:33:14.000 Oh, really?

01:33:14.000 And he's doing it as Frank Underwood.

01:33:15.000 You haven't seen it?

01:33:16.000 No.

01:33:16.000 Oh, my God.

01:33:17.000 And then the guy commits suicide like a week later, right?

01:33:19.000 Dude, that's what I'm talking about. 1.00

01:33:20.000 This shit's going on and no one gives a fuck. 1.00

01:33:23.000 You don't have to kill people. 1.00

01:33:25.000 You don't have to kill people.

01:33:26.000 You don't have to.

01:33:26.000 Sure you do.

01:33:27.000 No, no, no.

01:33:27.000 You just destroy the reputation.

01:33:29.000 Brian, slow down.

01:33:30.000 Brian, slow down. 1.00

01:33:31.000 If your reputation is already destroyed, though, like Kevin Spacey, and there's a guy claiming that you grabbed his dick, it might be a good idea to kill him. 1.00

01:33:38.000 Watch this a little bit. 1.00

01:33:39.000 Give me some vibes.

01:33:40.000 He just doesn't want to go to prison, dude.

01:33:41.000 Look at this.

01:33:41.000 That's all.

01:33:42.000 We've got to avoid prison.

01:33:43.000 Hold on.

01:33:44.000 It's been a pretty good year, and I'm grateful to have my health back.

01:33:47.000 And in light of that, I've made some changes in my life. 0.97

01:33:51.000 What a psycho. 0.98

01:33:51.000 Dude, he's MKUltra. 0.98

01:33:52.000 You think so?

01:33:55.000 If this ain't MKUltra, it doesn't exist.

01:33:59.000 More good in this world.

01:34:01.000 Ah, yes.

01:34:02.000 I know what you're thinking.

01:34:03.000 Can he be serious?

01:34:06.000 I'm dead serious.

01:34:07.000 And it's not that hard, trust me.

01:34:10.000 The next time someone does something you don't like, you can go on the attack, but you can also hold your fire and do the unexpected.

01:34:20.000 You can... 1.00

01:34:21.000 kill them with kindness. 1.00

01:34:24.000 Whoa! 1.00

01:34:25.000 Dude, he put that out.

01:34:26.000 And everyone is cool.

01:34:28.000 Everyone's cool.

01:34:29.000 He's such a good actor.

01:34:30.000 He's such a good actor.

01:34:31.000 He's not a killer.

01:34:32.000 He didn't kill this.

01:34:32.000 I didn't say he killed anybody.

01:34:34.000 I never said he killed anybody.

01:34:35.000 He died a few days later.

01:34:36.000 Did you hear what he just said?

01:34:37.000 And do you know what he's in the middle of?

01:34:39.000 That's not...

01:34:40.000 It's not like...

01:34:41.000 Hold on, Eddie.

01:34:41.000 Let me ask Brian.

01:34:42.000 It's a different time for Kevin Spacey right now.

01:34:43.000 Hold on.

01:34:44.000 Before we...

01:34:44.000 Hey, B. Maybe the guy killed himself after you watched that video.

01:34:49.000 Hey, B. Do you think Epstein...

01:34:50.000 You're like a defense attorney.

01:34:51.000 Do you think Epstein was committed suicide or was murdered?

01:34:54.000 I don't know what... 1.00

01:34:55.000 Shut the fuck up! 1.00

01:34:57.000 Defensive time! 1.00

01:34:58.000 I totally believe he would kill himself.

01:35:00.000 Why would he want to be alive?

01:35:01.000 Where is he going to go?

01:35:02.000 I mean, his life is ruined.

01:35:03.000 You think he committed suicide?

01:35:05.000 It's very possible.

01:35:06.000 Yeah.

01:35:07.000 How many guys from Kevin Spacey...

01:35:08.000 What are you showing me, Jamie?

01:35:09.000 What's going on?

01:35:10.000 December 26th?

01:35:11.000 Yeah, that video was posted on the 24th. 1.00

01:35:13.000 Dude, Rolling Stone posted that shit. 0.99

01:35:16.000 But here's the thing, though. 1.00

01:35:17.000 That means the guy saw it for two days. 1.00

01:35:19.000 So for two days, he probably, on a loop, watched this video of this guy who grabbed his dick. 1.00

01:35:23.000 He's like, why didn't I just punch him? 1.00

01:35:25.000 Bang! 1.00

01:35:26.000 But he committed suicide because he grabbed his dick? 1.00

01:35:28.000 He said that Kevin Spacey grabbed his dick and said, let's go outside and get some air. 1.00

01:35:33.000 That's it? 1.00

01:35:34.000 Yes.

01:35:35.000 I don't want to prove it, but I'm just saying. 1.00

01:35:36.000 He lived a whole other life outside of getting his dick grabbed by Kevin Spacey. 1.00

01:35:40.000 A lot of people kill themselves that never got their dick grabbed by Kevin Spacey. 0.99

01:35:44.000 But the thing is, this guy killed himself two days after Kevin Spacey released that video. 0.99

01:35:51.000 It could easily just be a coincidence. 0.99

01:35:54.000 It could easily be that the type of guy that Kevin Spacey grabs their dick, they're probably not doing so good in the first place. 1.00

01:36:00.000 Wasn't he super young when he grabbed that dick? 1.00

01:36:03.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:36:04.000 This is a different one.

01:36:05.000 There's many stories. 0.99

01:36:06.000 He was aggressive with the dick grabber. 1.00

01:36:08.000 I didn't know he was gay. 1.00

01:36:09.000 Here's the thing about it, man.

01:36:10.000 Here's the thing about it.

01:36:11.000 It had to have worked. 0.99

01:36:12.000 If he grabbed that many dicks, how many dicks did he grab that all of a sudden these guys would goggle, goggle, goggle? 0.99

01:36:17.000 It's because they don't know. 1.00

01:36:19.000 Because everybody's so homophobic. 1.00

01:36:21.000 I blame homophobic people on Kevin Spacey out there grabbing dick. 0.99

01:36:24.000 Hey, I got news for you. 0.99

01:36:26.000 You know how many home runs he hit?

01:36:28.000 I got news for you. 1.00

01:36:29.000 As much of a monster rapist as Harvey Weinstein is, as much of a fucking piece of shit. 1.00

01:36:32.000 Made some good movies. 1.00

01:36:33.000 He fucked a whole lot. 1.00

01:36:36.000 All that crazy shit he did. 1.00

01:36:38.000 That wanted him to. 1.00

01:36:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:36:39.000 Or that allowed it.

01:36:40.000 It was consensual.

01:36:41.000 These boys took a lot of swings, hit a lot of home runs.

01:36:44.000 Yes.

01:36:45.000 Hit a lot of home runs.

01:36:46.000 They had their bag of tricks. 0.92

01:36:48.000 That's why Kevin Spacey felt like he could grab dicks because it worked before. 1.00

01:36:52.000 Because there's probably some thrilled heterosexual guy who can't believe he's got Kevin Spacey's cock in his mouth. 1.00

01:36:57.000 It's like, I can't even tell anybody. 1.00

01:36:59.000 What's in the box?

01:37:00.000 Hold on.

01:37:00.000 I can't even tell anybody.

01:37:01.000 Excuse me, sir.

01:37:02.000 Celebrity doesn't cut through.

01:37:04.000 Your heterosexuality, you understand? 1.00

01:37:05.000 It does for a really, really, really dumb person. 0.99

01:37:07.000 I might have kissed Tom Cruise on the mouth just because I was talking to him for an hour and a half and I wanted to be his friend so badly. 0.99

01:37:13.000 But that was it. 1.00

01:37:14.000 If you're really, really dumb, a super smart gay guy could talk you into blowing him. 1.00

01:37:21.000 How would that go? 1.00

01:37:23.000 Jason Momoa could do it. 1.00

01:37:24.000 I said a bit where I said I'm always suspicious of bisexuals because every single one of them I've ever met was a moron. 1.00

01:37:31.000 And I have a theory. 0.99

01:37:32.000 I don't believe there's really bisexuals.

01:37:34.000 I think there's gay dudes and then there's really gullible straight dudes who get talked into blowing crafty gay dudes. 0.99

01:37:42.000 Damn, you got a down word for word. 0.99

01:37:43.000 That's a great joke. 1.00

01:37:44.000 Dude, that was... 0.98

01:37:45.000 It's like, there's some dudes you can fucking talk into anything. 0.98

01:37:49.000 And then all of a sudden, they're like, I'm bi. 0.98

01:37:51.000 Like, yeah, Tom says I'm bi. 1.00

01:37:53.000 Fucking dick, dude. 1.00

01:37:55.000 I'm like, I don't know, bro. 1.00

01:37:56.000 Sure, man.

01:37:57.000 I don't know.

01:37:58.000 I'm obviously just kidding.

01:37:59.000 There's definitely bi people.

01:38:01.000 Look, there's a spectrum.

01:38:02.000 If there's people that don't...

01:38:03.000 There's people that are asexual. 1.00

01:38:04.000 They don't give a fuck about sex. 0.99

01:38:05.000 Well, there are guys... 1.00

01:38:06.000 Yeah, this friend of mine knew a guy who would be like, I'll fuck it. 1.00

01:38:10.000 I'll fuck anybody. 1.00

01:38:11.000 Yeah, listen. 1.00

01:38:12.000 What are you talking about?

01:38:12.000 He goes...

01:38:13.000 Show me the money. 1.00

01:38:14.000 You put money on the table, there's not a man or a woman I wouldn't fuck. 1.00

01:38:18.000 Yeah, but that's money. 1.00

01:38:19.000 That guy's a whore. 1.00

01:38:21.000 Yeah, well that guy's a sociopath. 1.00

01:38:23.000 He doesn't care. 1.00

01:38:23.000 He's just a high level whore. 1.00

01:38:25.000 And he also said, and I'll let anybody fuck me. 1.00

01:38:28.000 Okay. 1.00

01:38:28.000 Congratulations, Dan. 1.00

01:38:29.000 That guy's name was Brian Count.

01:38:30.000 Same price?

01:38:31.000 He was in college.

01:38:31.000 Same price?

01:38:32.000 But I was in college, guys.

01:38:34.000 What costs more?

01:38:35.000 I needed the money.

01:38:37.000 But what costs more? 1.00

01:38:38.000 Getting fucked or fucking someone. 1.00

01:38:39.000 Because if you fuck someone, you've got to get it up. 1.00

01:38:41.000 Can you touch someone and ask them? 1.00

01:38:42.000 If you're so hard, I don't care if you fuck me. 1.00

01:38:44.000 Go ahead. 1.00

01:38:45.000 Getting fucked. 1.00

01:38:46.000 No, you want to fuck me, that's another 200. Dude, but not practically, Brian. 1.00

01:38:51.000 Practically, it'd be harder to fuck a guy. 1.00

01:38:53.000 I got no condom, another 200. I love that so it's two to me. 1.00

01:38:55.000 That's the lesson to fight.

01:38:57.000 Listen, listen, listen.

01:38:58.000 What would be harder to do? 1.00

01:39:01.000 Would it be harder to fuck a guy or get fucked by a guy? 1.00

01:39:04.000 Oh, dude, it's a terrible question. 1.00

01:39:06.000 It's a terrible question. 1.00

01:39:06.000 I don't think you should get fucked by a guy unless you're gay. 1.00

01:39:09.000 But if you weren't gay, getting fucked by a guy might be easier. 1.00

01:39:14.000 Yeah, I agree. 1.00

01:39:14.000 Because how are you going to get it up? 1.00

01:39:15.000 Right, you got to get it up. 1.00

01:39:16.000 Open that ass. 1.00

01:39:17.000 You got to think about what you're doing. 1.00

01:39:18.000 And then people say, dude, you had a hard dick. 1.00

01:39:20.000 You had a hard dick. 1.00

01:39:21.000 You could always say, my dick was soft. 1.00

01:39:23.000 He fucked me in the ass. 1.00

01:39:24.000 I had to do it. 1.00

01:39:24.000 Yeah, I had to do it. 1.00

01:39:25.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:39:26.000 I had fuck. 1.00

01:39:27.000 You want to fuck my shit? 1.00

01:39:28.000 Shoot. 1.00

01:39:28.000 Go ahead, bro. 1.00

01:39:29.000 I know a fighter who will remain nameless who said, he said, we were talking about, he was with his wife, and we were talking about cheating and stuff, and he said, tell him what I'd do.

01:39:41.000 Tell him what I'd do.

01:39:42.000 No, his wife goes, hey, tell him what you'd do if you caught me cheating. 1.00

01:39:46.000 And he goes, ah.

01:39:47.000 She goes, no, tell him.

01:39:48.000 And he goes, well.

01:39:52.000 There's a reason I have Viagra around, and it's not because I need it for her.

01:39:55.000 And I go, well, do tell.

01:39:57.000 Now I'm all ears. 1.00

01:39:58.000 And he goes, well, I would take Viagra, and I would get my dick hard, and I would fuck him in the ass. 1.00

01:40:05.000 That takes 45 minutes. 1.00

01:40:07.000 In front of her.

01:40:09.000 Whatever.

01:40:09.000 This guy's a big scary dude too.

01:40:11.000 He's a heavyweight.

01:40:12.000 He knows who it is.

01:40:13.000 And I was just like, you are amazing.

01:40:16.000 And he was dead serious.

01:40:18.000 I'll tell you who it is next time.

01:40:19.000 That's an interesting way to approach a problem.

01:40:20.000 I bet you could guess.

01:40:22.000 Okay, we'll talk later.

01:40:23.000 Very impressive, by the way.

01:40:27.000 So 2019, what did we do to Ben Askren?

01:40:31.000 That was you and me, bro.

01:40:33.000 We had a big part of that.

01:40:34.000 I'm still a fan.

01:40:35.000 I'm a huge fan.

01:40:36.000 That's my quarterback.

01:40:37.000 I'm a huge fan, but three fights in the UFC. Tough go.

01:40:41.000 Two things happen.

01:40:42.000 One, big time off of competing.

01:40:45.000 Two, you know, competing in one FC against, it was not the same level of competition, I don't believe, as even he fought in Bellator.

01:40:52.000 Not even close. 0.99

01:40:52.000 And then three, you know, the guy's got a fucked up hip. 0.99

01:40:56.000 He's also older, though. 0.96

01:40:57.000 People forget, like, you know, when Ben got to the UFC, he was an older dude.

01:41:02.000 He had a lot of fights.

01:41:02.000 He was older.

01:41:03.000 They didn't get him when he was a young kid.

01:41:05.000 Spring chicken.

01:41:06.000 This hip thing is not a new thing.

01:41:07.000 With all due respect.

01:41:09.000 Please don't disrespect him.

01:41:11.000 With all due respect.

01:41:12.000 As great a grappler as he is, he's simply not a good striker, and he's not close to a striker that you need to be in the UFC. He just isn't.

01:41:24.000 Maybe I'm blind, but if you're going to tell me that Ben Askren is a...

01:41:29.000 No one's gonna argue this, Brian.

01:41:30.000 Right.

01:41:30.000 So you can't be in the UFC without being that well-rounded.

01:41:33.000 No, but he's such a good grappler that it doesn't matter.

01:41:36.000 It doesn't matter.

01:41:36.000 It didn't matter.

01:41:37.000 It doesn't matter.

01:41:38.000 He didn't lose to Damian Maia because of his striking.

01:41:40.000 True.

01:41:41.000 He was losing to Masvidal. 1.00

01:41:43.000 That was some crazy shit. 1.00

01:41:45.000 Who saw that coming? 0.99

01:41:46.000 Whatever happened with the Robbie Lawler fight, I believe, and whatever it was, whether he tapped or he didn't tap, I believe there are guys in the UFC like that, a lot of guys like that, that would have done the same thing to him and would not have gotten caught in that thing.

01:41:59.000 I mean, I don't know.

01:42:02.000 Ben's grappling was on such a high level.

01:42:04.000 That's why we wanted to see it.

01:42:05.000 You're right.

01:42:06.000 His striking was a part for sure.

01:42:08.000 But his grappling is so good that it doesn't matter.

01:42:11.000 That's why he was there.

01:42:12.000 He was there because he's a specialist.

01:42:14.000 I mean, his grappling's off the charts.

01:42:15.000 And Robbie Lawler, there's no argument whether or not Robbie Lawler tapped.

01:42:18.000 He definitely didn't tap.

01:42:19.000 They just thought he might have been out.

01:42:21.000 They threw him to the wolves, dude.

01:42:22.000 Think about the guys they threw.

01:42:23.000 Robbie Lawler.

01:42:24.000 That's the same thing about Khabib, though.

01:42:26.000 Khabib's so formidable because of his grappling and what he's able to do.

01:42:29.000 Right, but Khabib didn't take any time off like that.

01:42:32.000 Taking the two years off that Askren took off and being 36...

01:42:36.000 Yeah, so people forget he was older, but also when you say thrown into the wolves, it's also like you were a champion from one championship.

01:42:41.000 Like, you were a former world champion, so when you come over, the UFC ain't playing games.

01:42:45.000 Look at Eddie Alvarez.

01:42:46.000 He had a tough go.

01:42:47.000 Look at Justin Gaethje.

01:42:48.000 He was 0-2.

01:42:49.000 You want to come over and you're a world champion, you're getting some dogs, man.

01:42:53.000 Anything could happen. 0.97

01:42:53.000 It just shows you that if you're not fighting the UFC, and I know Scott Coker, I love Scott Coker, if you're not fighting the UFC, it ain't shit, man. 0.97

01:43:00.000 Yeah, here's where I disagree. 0.96

01:43:02.000 Douglas Lima.

01:43:02.000 I think Douglas Lima might be right up there with everybody else at 170. He might be one of the best in the world.

01:43:08.000 He might be able to knock out all of them.

01:43:10.000 Oh yeah?

01:43:10.000 Yeah, he might lose.

01:43:12.000 He might lose, but he might knock them out.

01:43:16.000 No, you're out of your mind, man.

01:43:18.000 Lima is world class.

01:43:20.000 He's right up there.

01:43:21.000 When I watch him fight Michael Venom Page, when I watch him fight...

01:43:26.000 Ryan McDonald?

01:43:27.000 Yeah, Semtex when he fought Paul Daly.

01:43:29.000 Dude, he is as legit as it comes.

01:43:33.000 Now go through Camaro, or go through Colby's, or go through Woodley's, or Darren Till's past five opponents.

01:43:38.000 That's true.

01:43:38.000 You're not fighting the best day in, day out.

01:43:41.000 You're fighting one guy who's really good, and then you've got two off.

01:43:44.000 He's beating the best in front of him, lost to Rory in a very close fight, and then beat him in the rematch.

01:43:50.000 But what I'm seeing from him is world-class skills and ridiculous knockout power.

01:43:56.000 He may or may not be able to beat those guys.

01:43:58.000 The thing is, you never know.

01:44:00.000 But he's definitely in the conversation.

01:44:01.000 For me, when I look at ability, when I look at what he can accomplish, even though he's fighting... 1.00

01:44:08.000 He's a big motherfucker, man. 1.00

01:44:10.000 He's got some serious power. 1.00

01:44:11.000 When he KO'd Korshkov, when he KO'd Michael Venom Page, I'm like, he's a monster.

01:44:15.000 He could KO anyone. 0.97

01:44:18.000 He's a monster. 0.99

01:44:19.000 And I love Lima. 0.97

01:44:20.000 I have so much respect for him.

01:44:22.000 But to me, until you're in the UFC and you're in that grind...

01:44:25.000 Until you're in the UFC. It's true that you can't say he's the best.

01:44:30.000 That's true.

01:44:30.000 But you can't say he's not world class.

01:44:32.000 I think that guy's world class.

01:44:33.000 I'm not saying he's not world class, but I can't say, oh, he would beat the UFC's champ or he would be a top five.

01:44:38.000 You can't say it in that division.

01:44:40.000 That division's too crazy.

01:44:41.000 You can't say it in any division.

01:44:43.000 Masvidal could beat any 170-pounder alive.

01:44:46.000 On any given night, he can light up any 170-pounder.

01:44:48.000 How do you think him and Usman would go?

01:44:50.000 So could Usman.

01:44:51.000 You know, these guys, you gotta realize, humans in fighting are never a flat board. 0.98

01:44:57.000 It's always just like a little wibbly, a wobbly, ankles fucked up, I got a headache, I'm having a hard time, wake up, my girlfriend's fucking with me, I'm getting over the flu. 0.91

01:45:06.000 They're never exactly at the same level in every fight. 0.96

01:45:10.000 So there are guys that are at a level where you catch them when you're up and they're down and you win, or they're up and you're down and they win.

01:45:16.000 That's real, man.

01:45:18.000 Answer John Jones.

01:45:19.000 In that, John Jones, his wave's so much higher.

01:45:22.000 The thing is, when his wave goes down, he just hits their best, and then he pops right back up to untouchable levels.

01:45:28.000 It's just about the size of the waves, but he still waves. 0.98

01:45:30.000 He's got the OSP waves versus the Chael Sonnen waves, where he comes in like a fucking murderer and just smashes. 0.98

01:45:36.000 Or Daniel Cormier in the second fight. 0.98

01:45:38.000 Or when he beats Shogun.

01:45:39.000 He came in and just smashed him.

01:45:41.000 He shows that his wave is way higher than everybody else's.

01:45:43.000 To play devil's advocate, someone would say the USADA wave. 0.91

01:45:45.000 Hate to be shitty about it.

01:45:46.000 I don't think that's true. 0.71

01:45:47.000 I don't either.

01:45:48.000 I don't think that's true.

01:45:49.000 I think he's good no matter what.

01:45:50.000 I'm just saying, a lot of naysayers say, well, there's the USADA wave and there's that.

01:45:55.000 Okay, but those people are not following science.

01:45:57.000 Because if you look at what USADA has shown in the test that he's failed...

01:46:01.000 They're not listening to that.

01:46:02.000 They're talking about entirely...

01:46:06.000 Not physically active versions of this drug.

01:46:10.000 It's not having an effect.

01:46:12.000 What's the word they're looking for?

01:46:14.000 Physiological doses.

01:46:15.000 It's not strong enough.

01:46:17.000 It's not performance enhancing.

01:46:20.000 And it mimics what would happen if you have a tainted supplement. 0.99

01:46:23.000 So most likely he's taking dick pills. 0.99

01:46:25.000 Like everybody thinks. 1.00

01:46:26.000 Or taking...

01:46:28.000 Coke.

01:46:28.000 But all they're doing is Coke.

01:46:29.000 Or taking Coke that has creatine in it.

01:46:30.000 All they're doing is going, okay, when you saw it was here, these were the performances.

01:46:35.000 When you saw it, I'm sorry, when you saw it wasn't there, these were the performances.

01:46:38.000 I think you have to take into account personal life turmoil.

01:46:41.000 You have to take into account arrests.

01:46:43.000 You have to take into account the crash into the woman with a broken arm. 0.99

01:46:46.000 You've got to take into account possible over-partying and all the crazy shit that was going on. 0.84

01:46:51.000 And then suspension. 0.55

01:46:52.000 I also think a lot of people don't take this into account.

01:46:54.000 And, you know, I talked to Dominic Reyes about this.

01:46:58.000 I also thought...

01:46:58.000 Reyes.

01:46:59.000 No, Dominic Reyes.

01:47:00.000 Reyes, the guy who's fighting.

01:47:01.000 Oh, I'm sorry. 1.00

01:47:02.000 You fucking nutter. 1.00

01:47:03.000 Please stop. 1.00

01:47:04.000 Can you imagine someone using sleep as an excuse why they lost?

01:47:06.000 Bro, I didn't sleep that good that week.

01:47:09.000 No, but also for...

01:47:10.000 But also for Johnny...

01:47:12.000 You can't use that!

01:47:13.000 People don't take this into consideration.

01:47:14.000 I also think it's tough for him to get up for the Anthony Smith and the Dominic Reyes. 0.92

01:47:19.000 I think it's tough for him to be like, alright, I fought Shogun, I fought fucking all these superstars.

01:47:25.000 Rashad, Rampage, Chael, Lyoto Machida, Vitor Belfort. 0.94

01:47:30.000 You go through the whole list.

01:47:31.000 Let me ask you this.

01:47:33.000 John Jones versus Francis Ngannou.

01:47:37.000 No.

01:47:38.000 Why'd you have to go there, dude?

01:47:40.000 What is that?

01:47:41.000 That's gonna happen, for sure.

01:47:43.000 The only thing, the only thing that I would hope, if that ever happens, is that we allow Ngannou to get the press that he deserves.

01:47:51.000 Like, to pump him up in a way that he deserves.

01:47:54.000 You don't think he gets it?

01:47:56.000 People are terrified of that, man.

01:47:57.000 They are hardcore fans and hardcore fighters.

01:48:00.000 Like everybody who's in the know and everybody in the heavyweight division.

01:48:02.000 But he's not like a superstar?

01:48:03.000 He's not a worldwide...

01:48:04.000 It's too tough to get superstar status. 1.00

01:48:06.000 You gotta do some shit. 0.99

01:48:07.000 The thing is, if he had beaten Stipe... 1.00

01:48:08.000 The Derrick Lewis fight fucked him up. 0.84

01:48:10.000 Yes. 0.51

01:48:10.000 Yeah, that was a hard one. 0.51

01:48:11.000 And the Stipe fight fucked him up, too. 0.79

01:48:13.000 If he had beaten Stipe... 0.62

01:48:14.000 That would help.

01:48:15.000 He would be a national hero.

01:48:17.000 He'd be a huge success story.

01:48:21.000 In Congo, for sure.

01:48:22.000 Well, he's still a hero there.

01:48:24.000 For sure, yes.

01:48:25.000 But, I mean, in this country, he would be a hero of, like, the scariest guy in the world was an immigrant that barely spoke English just a little while ago. 1.00

01:48:31.000 And now he's merking people, and he's only been fighting for six years.

01:48:34.000 And he developed his strength, by the way, in a sand mine when he was a child.

01:48:38.000 Jesus.

01:48:38.000 Doing child labor in Africa.

01:48:41.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

01:48:41.000 Any of us would be a really nice guy. 1.00

01:48:43.000 He's a great guy.

01:48:44.000 He's from Cameroon.

01:48:45.000 And he's funny.

01:48:45.000 He's like smiley, funny, happy guy.

01:48:47.000 And he hits people and they go into orbit.

01:48:50.000 They go into orbit.

01:48:51.000 Their soul leaves their bodies so crazy.

01:48:53.000 You know what's crazy?

01:48:54.000 You know what's crazy?

01:48:54.000 I think John still beats him.

01:48:56.000 Dude, what a fight that would be.

01:48:58.000 He does, right?

01:48:58.000 What a fight that would be.

01:49:00.000 I think John would be the favorite.

01:49:01.000 Does John beat Stipe? 0.99

01:49:02.000 If you had a gun to your head? 0.63

01:49:04.000 I think John beats everybody.

01:49:05.000 There's not a man on this planet who beats John.

01:49:07.000 Wow.

01:49:08.000 We've never seen John where he doesn't have to lose weight. 0.99

01:49:12.000 We've never seen John where he's not cutting 25 pounds and just fucking watching his diet. 0.95

01:49:19.000 What if he's eating healthy, good large portions and just hydrating as much as he wants all day long? 0.97

01:49:25.000 Maybe he's 10% better.

01:49:27.000 We don't know.

01:49:28.000 Maybe John Jones is really the best 240 pound heavyweight in the world.

01:49:31.000 He's just been fighting the 205. No, but he can get there easily.

01:49:36.000 He's 230 easily.

01:49:37.000 Right, and if he decided that...

01:49:39.000 Look, he comes from one of the best camps in the world, right?

01:49:42.000 If Javier Vasquez and Crazy Bob Cook get together, and they come together with a physical plan for a Cain Velasquez, right?

01:49:50.000 If they're going to look at what's the best weight for a guy like Cain Velasquez, they're probably going to say, you know, you don't have to lose any weight.

01:49:57.000 Like 240. 240 is the perfect heavyweight.

01:49:59.000 Yeah.

01:50:00.000 Jackson Winklejohn, they're going to do the same thing.

01:50:02.000 100%.

01:50:02.000 They're one of the best camps in the world.

01:50:03.000 John Jones was raised in one of...

01:50:06.000 You look at the success...

01:50:07.000 Just go down the line from Carlos Condit.

01:50:10.000 Even Yoel Romero went down to Jackson Winklejohn.

01:50:12.000 He was training with that job.

01:50:13.000 It's going to be like AKA or like Rufus or like any of the top camp.

01:50:17.000 They're going to go, where do you think...

01:50:19.000 He's going, though.

01:50:20.000 They're going to go, where are you going to be at?

01:50:21.000 Here he said he's going.

01:50:22.000 I know, but they're going to figure out a weight for him.

01:50:24.000 The perfect weight.

01:50:26.000 Even 235. You said Israel Adesande is way bigger than you thought.

01:50:29.000 Way bigger.

01:50:30.000 And he's definitely a better striker, I would imagine.

01:50:33.000 I don't know about MMA, but that would be an interesting fight.

01:50:36.000 He's just too small, I think, isn't he?

01:50:39.000 Isn't he too thin?

01:50:40.000 Well, he's a solid 30 pounds lighter, I think, walking around than John is.

01:50:44.000 That's very significant.

01:50:45.000 But that's why he doesn't want to fight him now.

01:50:48.000 He wants him to get older.

01:50:49.000 Israel can gain weight. 0.96

01:50:50.000 Israel can, you know, if he decides.

01:50:52.000 Like Canelo Alvarez when he went off to fight Kovalev, right?

01:50:55.000 Again, same kind of thing.

01:50:57.000 Canelo Alvarez is a world-class camp.

01:50:59.000 They figure out how to do this.

01:51:01.000 They might have used a little Mexican supplements.

01:51:07.000 It's not that outlandish.

01:51:11.000 It's not that outlandish.

01:51:12.000 When you see him, you're like, Jesus Christ.

01:51:14.000 But if he can put on the weight and physically get up to a certain weight.

01:51:17.000 Because his skill set, his striking is better.

01:51:22.000 Well, he's legit world class.

01:51:24.000 Legit world class.

01:51:25.000 Legit world class.

01:51:26.000 He lost in a title fight to James Willness, and I thought he won.

01:51:30.000 It was a very close fight.

01:51:32.000 The way he did Robert Whittaker.

01:51:33.000 Yeah.

01:51:33.000 And he looks like he's 6'5".

01:51:37.000 He's a beast, man. 0.94

01:51:38.000 Is he? 0.98

01:51:38.000 6'4". 0.98

01:51:38.000 But the thing about him and that whole gym, they won Gym of the Year. 0.98

01:51:43.000 Volkanovski, yeah.

01:51:44.000 Volkanovski, who just became a world champion.

01:51:46.000 Dan Hooker, who bounced back from the Barboza fight, looking better than ever.

01:51:50.000 Nice fight your boy Felder.

01:51:53.000 That's a crazy fight.

01:51:54.000 And I think they're in New Zealand, right?

01:51:55.000 Yep. 0.98

01:51:57.000 Dude, there's a bunch of killers in that camp.

01:52:00.000 But they would have to formulate a game plan.

01:52:02.000 They would have to say, okay...

01:52:04.000 What weight is the right weight?

01:52:06.000 Are you too big at 230?

01:52:08.000 Could you be 220?

01:52:10.000 Are you faster?

01:52:11.000 When do you have the most cardio? 0.99

01:52:13.000 What's the fucking point of diminishing returns? 0.85

01:52:16.000 My example with Kane was probably not the best example, but I still to this day think of him as probably one of the greatest talents of heavyweight division. 0.98

01:52:25.000 That's a great example.

01:52:27.000 It's a great example in his weight, but I don't think he ever concentrated on it.

01:52:30.000 He was just like that, though.

01:52:32.000 He just went at it.

01:52:33.000 Just trained real hard and was 240. Look at Stipe.

01:52:37.000 Stipe's a good example.

01:52:40.000 Here's one, like Marlon Marais.

01:52:42.000 Marlon Marais, when he fought at 135 against Cejudo and faded, the next fight he came in lighter.

01:52:50.000 American Top Team is like, listen, let's bring your body weight down a little bit.

01:52:54.000 Let's figure out what's the right formula here.

01:52:56.000 And that's why a big camp that has a lot of experience in world title fights and knows, like seeing so many different fights, It's so important because they can look at you and go, Brian, I don't see you as a 70. I see you as a 55. I think we've got to get a nutrition order.

01:53:09.000 Think about what's happened with Aldo just with the introduction of a nutritionist.

01:53:16.000 135. He used to have trouble with 45. Legitimately made 35 and looked like a beast and took big shots.

01:53:24.000 Some people thought he won the fight.

01:53:25.000 I thought he won the fight.

01:53:27.000 Yeah, that's fair.

01:53:28.000 I thought he won the fight.

01:53:28.000 There's no argument.

01:53:29.000 It was close.

01:53:30.000 It was close.

01:53:30.000 I can see how you both ways.

01:53:33.000 But dude, that's all about optimizing all your possibilities.

01:53:39.000 And then there's guys like Jon Jones who don't have to do that.

01:53:42.000 He's so good.

01:53:43.000 I just want him to go to heavyweight.

01:53:45.000 I just want him to go to heavyweight.

01:53:47.000 Because he'll get up for it. 0.96

01:53:48.000 Can you imagine the fucking trailer for him versus Stipe, then him versus Francis Ngannou? 0.99

01:53:54.000 Him and Francis, I'll faint. 0.99

01:53:55.000 They announce that fight, I'll faint.

01:53:57.000 You just wonder, though, about his brothers being all-stars in the NFL. Hold on.

01:54:01.000 When you say his brother, I think, was second in the league in sats, Chandler Jones.

01:54:06.000 Think about that.

01:54:07.000 And would you say his brothers are better athletes than John in one way or another?

01:54:11.000 You can't say that.

01:54:12.000 When it comes to what the NFL requires...

01:54:15.000 Look at how much bigger his other brother is.

01:54:16.000 That's Chandler and that's Arthur.

01:54:18.000 The one on the right's the pro bowler.

01:54:20.000 He's a beast in the NFL. If that guy's training...

01:54:24.000 He might be the only guy who can beat John Jones.

01:54:26.000 6'5", 260. He ain't making 205, son.

01:54:29.000 Oh, no, he's not.

01:54:30.000 That dude's huge.

01:54:31.000 Jesus Christ.

01:54:31.000 But that's phenomenal.

01:54:33.000 But John grew up with those guys battling each other. 0.99

01:54:36.000 Yeah, that's the big thing is that they grew up beating each other's asses. 0.99

01:54:39.000 I guess so. 0.99

01:54:40.000 That's what John's used to.

01:54:41.000 Yeah.

01:54:41.000 And then the one on the left who's a D tackle in the NFL, I think he's still in it, but he would come in for John's camps and hold John down.

01:54:49.000 He would?

01:54:50.000 Yeah.

01:54:50.000 Jesus.

01:54:50.000 He would train with John.

01:54:51.000 Oh, he did?

01:54:52.000 Great guy.

01:54:53.000 He's enormous.

01:54:54.000 Yeah, there's video and pictures of Arthur training with John.

01:54:58.000 He's so big, look how big he is.

01:55:00.000 He's got wide hips.

01:55:00.000 Oh my god, he's 300 plus.

01:55:02.000 He's a big fella.

01:55:03.000 Anyway, so it's a great gene pool he's coming from. 0.99

01:55:07.000 And you know, I have this theory about guys who grow up with brothers that beat their asses. 0.98

01:55:12.000 Like Matt Hughes, one of the greatest welterweights of all time. 0.98

01:55:15.000 One of the things about him is he had a twin brother that was exactly him.

01:55:19.000 Doesn't Ashwin have a twin brother?

01:55:20.000 I don't know.

01:55:21.000 I don't think so. 0.94

01:55:22.000 Matt and Mark Hughes used to beat the shit out of each other. 0.97

01:55:24.000 Check that out. 0.98

01:55:25.000 I think Ben Askren has a twin brother. 0.79

01:55:26.000 You ever see Joe Lozon and his brother beating the fuck out of each other at a family picnic? 0.92

01:55:32.000 The Diaz brothers do. 0.66

01:55:33.000 They have an MMA fight in the grass at a family picnic.

01:55:37.000 What?

01:55:37.000 Yeah.

01:55:37.000 Family picnic.

01:55:39.000 They're all hanging out in the backyard of a house. 1.00

01:55:41.000 All the family's around with fucking red cups in their hand, drinking beer. 1.00

01:55:45.000 And these guys are beating the fuck out of each other. 1.00

01:55:48.000 Yeah. 0.94

01:55:48.000 My brother had to go see a therapist. 0.94

01:55:49.000 He'd beat me up so much.

01:55:50.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:55:50.000 Never mind.

01:55:51.000 And Max Asperin.

01:55:52.000 And not twins.

01:55:53.000 Definitely not twins.

01:55:55.000 Yeah, it's like that thing about brothers.

01:55:59.000 It's one of the ways to make tougher people.

01:56:02.000 Because you don't get an escape. 1.00

01:56:04.000 Every day that big motherfucker is right next to you and you're like, shit! 1.00

01:56:07.000 And you have to learn, like Chris Weidman, same thing. 1.00

01:56:11.000 His brother bullied him when he was younger.

01:56:12.000 They did a really interesting study about the fastest people in the world.

01:56:15.000 All were like either the youngest or second youngest.

01:56:17.000 Let me guess, they're black. 0.92

01:56:18.000 Large families.

01:56:19.000 And they had to keep up with their older brothers and sisters.

01:56:23.000 There's some...

01:56:23.000 That's a little bit of bro science, but that is written up in the book.

01:56:26.000 I think it's in Sports Gene.

01:56:28.000 It's in Sports Gene or Outliers.

01:56:29.000 I think it's in Outliers.

01:56:30.000 Yeah.

01:56:30.000 It's in one of those.

01:56:31.000 Yeah.

01:56:32.000 Where they examine why people are hyper-successful.

01:56:34.000 That'd be a good name for a podcast, Bro Science, where it gets out there.

01:56:38.000 Carte Blanche. 0.97

01:56:38.000 Carte Blanche to talk about bullshit, and you don't have to be an expert on it. 0.97

01:56:42.000 That's what we all do. 0.99

01:56:43.000 We all do that anyway.

01:56:44.000 We do that anyway.

01:56:45.000 Besides Joe, all of us...

01:56:46.000 Yeah, that's what we do.

01:56:47.000 But if you call it Bro Science, then you have a free pass. 0.79

01:56:49.000 Yeah.

01:56:49.000 Dude, I do it too.

01:56:50.000 I don't know half of what I'm talking about.

01:56:52.000 If you looked at it on a chart, how much of what I'm saying do I actually know what I'm talking about?

01:56:56.000 The difference is you'll ask questions.

01:56:58.000 You'll ask them questions.

01:57:00.000 We just spit it.

01:57:01.000 A guy like Lane Norton, I said to him one time, I go, can I give you my theory on nutrition?

01:57:07.000 No.

01:57:08.000 Let me just give you my whole philosophy.

01:57:09.000 And I went off on insulin.

01:57:12.000 And Lane is so great because Lane just went...

01:57:15.000 I mean, you know, you're in the general area.

01:57:19.000 I guess it's kind of like describing basketball as five dudes that run down a court and try to take a leather ball and put it in a hoop.

01:57:25.000 We should talk, while you're talking about him, he did a very in-depth breakdown of all the things that were incorrect about the Game Changers and incorrect about the documentary debate about the Game Changers between Chris Kresser and James Wilkes.

01:57:39.000 James Wilkes did a good job because Kresser was wrong about a few things that he called him out on.

01:57:45.000 He's not a confrontational guy.

01:57:47.000 James is ready to go.

01:57:49.000 Well, James is a really smart guy.

01:57:50.000 He's really smart, man.

01:57:51.000 It's one thing that I'd said about him before the podcast when they were talking about other vegan people that are proponents of the diet.

01:57:59.000 I'm like, you've got to understand, this guy's way smarter than most of these knuckleheads.

01:58:03.000 There's a lot of people that are using it for self-aggrandized reasons.

01:58:08.000 Is that the word?

01:58:10.000 Aggrandizement?

01:58:11.000 Grandioso?

01:58:11.000 No, self-aggrandizing.

01:58:13.000 What would you say?

01:58:14.000 Self-aggrandize reasons?

01:58:15.000 I don't know that one.

01:58:16.000 Anyway, they're just trying to pump themselves up.

01:58:18.000 What he's doing is, whether he's right or wrong, he has a very firm belief in what he's saying.

01:58:24.000 He's also very intellectually capable.

01:58:28.000 He's also done the research.

01:58:29.000 And he's not scared.

01:58:30.000 He's ready to go.

01:58:31.000 Legitimately.

01:58:31.000 But there's no doubt that James Willick has done...

01:58:33.000 Wilkes.

01:58:34.000 You don't even know his name.

01:58:35.000 Wilkes.

01:58:35.000 Jesus Christ.

01:58:37.000 He's done his...

01:58:38.000 Peter Pye. 1.00

01:58:38.000 He's done his fucking work, though. 1.00

01:58:39.000 Dude, he was ready to go. 0.99

01:58:40.000 I was so impressed with him.

01:58:42.000 Very impressed.

01:58:43.000 But at the end of the day, when someone like Lane Norton goes over, not just the debate, where they got stuck in the weeds on a couple different issues in terms of the quality of protein and calories.

01:58:56.000 They were passionate.

01:58:56.000 It's just...

01:58:57.000 It's a long conversation.

01:58:59.000 It's a long conversation, but really it's better had with someone like Wilkes and someone like Lane Norton.

01:59:04.000 Because Lane Norton, who's got a legitimate PhD, really understands nutrition, really understands the science of it, and is a full-on 100% science guy.

01:59:13.000 Now, there's a thing that vegans do where they say, oh, that guy's funded by the meat industry or the dairy industry.

01:59:20.000 No.

01:59:20.000 Most studies are funded by some kind of an industry.

01:59:24.000 That does not automatically mean that the person who put those studies out is a corrupt person. 1.00

01:59:30.000 It's bullshit. 1.00

01:59:31.000 It's a bullshit... 1.00

01:59:33.000 It's a straw man argument. 1.00

01:59:34.000 It's a straw man that they use to diffuse legitimate argument.

01:59:38.000 I think Chris Kresser should have stuck to his one point, which is you can eat some meat and dairy without dying.

01:59:46.000 Not just some, man.

01:59:47.000 Not just some.

01:59:48.000 You probably eat quite a bit.

01:59:49.000 Joe only eats meat.

01:59:50.000 Listen, but that's just now.

01:59:52.000 I'm not a good example.

01:59:53.000 I've been doing it for, like I said, 11 days or something like that in the neighborhood.

01:59:57.000 How do you feel?

01:59:57.000 Yeah, you said you feel great.

01:59:58.000 Dude, I feel great.

01:59:59.000 I lost seven pounds.

02:00:00.000 I lost seven pounds.

02:00:01.000 I have a full six pack now.

02:00:03.000 All my gut went away.

02:00:04.000 I still have a little bit of love handles.

02:00:06.000 I got a little bit of this right here.

02:00:07.000 In 11 days?

02:00:08.000 In 11 days.

02:00:09.000 At the end of the month, that'll be gone. 1.00

02:00:12.000 All that love handle shit will be gone. 0.98

02:00:14.000 I'm like 197. My goal is like 190. I lose seven more pounds. 0.99

02:00:19.000 Turns out, I talked to my doctor when I pissed, I broke my leg. 1.00

02:00:22.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:00:23.000 Yeah, I have a fracture. 1.00

02:00:24.000 Because I told you, I was like, something's wrong there.

02:00:26.000 There's a fracture where my knee and my cartilage connect.

02:00:30.000 You have to have surgery?

02:00:31.000 Nope.

02:00:31.000 Was that from kicking?

02:00:32.000 No, from falling, skiing.

02:00:34.000 Some lady wiped out in front of me, and I tried to get away from killing her. 1.00

02:00:37.000 And she just was on a hill, trying to put her skis on, and she just slid right into the fucking trail, last minute. 0.99

02:00:45.000 And I was like, yikes! 1.00

02:00:46.000 And there was kids here, and I was like, fuck! 0.99

02:00:48.000 There was too many people, and I just went down. 1.00

02:00:49.000 You sacrificed yourself.

02:00:50.000 I went down, but my knee went...

02:00:52.000 And my head went...

02:00:54.000 I banged my head hard.

02:00:56.000 The back of my head cracked.

02:00:58.000 And I was like, oh, I don't need that brain damage.

02:01:00.000 Did you have a helmet on?

02:01:01.000 Of course.

02:01:02.000 But it was like... 1.00

02:01:05.000 When I landed, I was like, fuck. 1.00

02:01:07.000 I did not need that. 1.00

02:01:08.000 And then for the rest of the day, I was a little half-dizzy.

02:01:13.000 But anyway, I was like, man, there's something wrong with my knee.

02:01:15.000 I did a yoga class, and then the next day it was kind of a little sore, and the next day after that it was sore-er.

02:01:20.000 And I was like, goddammit, I've got to get an MRI. So I got an MRI today, and there's some sort of a fracture where the cartilage meets the bone.

02:01:29.000 So what are you going to do?

02:01:29.000 I've got to chill.

02:01:31.000 You said do nothing to heal on its own?

02:01:32.000 Small fracture?

02:01:33.000 It's interesting, because I'm not walking with a limp.

02:01:36.000 It's very small, but I only feel it when I go all the way down.

02:01:40.000 Like, if I was doing a squat, ass-to-ground squat, I would feel it at the bottom.

02:01:45.000 Yeah, stop doing those, huh?

02:01:46.000 But I'm not. 1.00

02:01:47.000 It's like, I just was trying, like, is this legit, or am I being a pussy? 0.99

02:01:51.000 You know the thing you have when you get injured? 0.99

02:01:53.000 So, you know, you said this about, I went and got those insoles after you got them for your plantar fasciitis.

02:01:58.000 Check this out.

02:01:59.000 Remember what I was always talking about?

02:02:00.000 I would wake up and I couldn't walk.

02:02:02.000 My feet, I couldn't move my feet.

02:02:05.000 I had to warm my feet up.

02:02:06.000 You're 70 years old.

02:02:07.000 I would walk like I was 70. I couldn't walk downstairs.

02:02:09.000 TRT is your friend.

02:02:10.000 Right?

02:02:10.000 No, I did those insoles.

02:02:12.000 I don't have any problems.

02:02:13.000 Me neither, dude.

02:02:14.000 I bounce out of bed. 0.99

02:02:14.000 My shit's gone, too. 0.99

02:02:15.000 But it dawned on me when you said it on the podcast. 1.00

02:02:18.000 When you said you're playing a freshman, I was like, wait, I've had no fucking problems getting out of bed. 0.66

02:02:23.000 My feet are 100% ever since I had these insoles. 0.81

02:02:26.000 Custom insoles.

02:02:26.000 Cost me 100 bucks.

02:02:27.000 You're welcome.

02:02:28.000 Changed my life.

02:02:29.000 What are the insoles?

02:02:30.000 You go to a running store.

02:02:32.000 Was it called Runner's Roost?

02:02:33.000 Yeah, it's in Santa Monica.

02:02:35.000 I step into a mold, and then you have insoles.

02:02:37.000 It takes five minutes, and then they print them out right there.

02:02:40.000 I put them in all my shoes.

02:02:42.000 His plantar fasciitis went away.

02:02:45.000 Completely gone.

02:02:46.000 Don't they say that plantar fasciitis, you can also get that to go away by strengthening your feet?

02:02:52.000 I think doing barefoot exercises.

02:02:54.000 I had it when I was fighting and I'd be barefoot all the time.

02:02:57.000 I used to wear those naked shoes.

02:02:58.000 I used to do jiu-jitsu, run on the mat to do my conditioning barefoot.

02:03:01.000 My feet were strong.

02:03:02.000 But forgive me if I'm wrong, but I think that that is overused.

02:03:05.000 I think that's the thing that it comes from.

02:03:07.000 I think plantar fasciitis is like a tendonitis of the foot.

02:03:10.000 I think it comes from overuse.

02:03:12.000 I have tendinitis right now.

02:03:14.000 Where your heel's at, all the ligaments meet kind of underneath there, and right where it meets, it flares the fuck up.

02:03:21.000 When you have it bad, you can't walk.

02:03:23.000 It feels like a hot poker stick going through your heel.

02:03:26.000 I think it's real similar to tendinitis.

02:03:28.000 I've had tendinitis on my elbow, and I've had it on my shoulder.

02:03:31.000 I'm talking unbearable.

02:03:32.000 I couldn't run.

02:03:33.000 I couldn't do anything.

02:03:34.000 I think it's real similar.

02:03:35.000 It's gone now.

02:03:36.000 It's gone. 0.99

02:03:36.000 Think about all the shit you're doing running around when you're training. 0.99

02:03:39.000 All that barefoot. 0.99

02:03:40.000 It probably puts a heavy load on your feet.

02:03:42.000 You probably have to build up to it.

02:03:43.000 Like a guy...

02:03:45.000 But I did it for years.

02:03:46.000 I was doing that for seven years.

02:03:49.000 Then on year seven, I got it.

02:03:50.000 Well, it's probably overuse.

02:03:52.000 Yeah, maybe.

02:03:53.000 Seriously, think about all those years of training.

02:03:54.000 You used to run a lot, too, and you're huge.

02:03:57.000 Yeah, I still do.

02:03:57.000 I think that's the thing, too.

02:03:59.000 When you're 260 and you're just running...

02:04:01.000 270. What are you saying?

02:04:03.000 Are you on the beach?

02:04:03.000 Are you on the beach running?

02:04:05.000 What did you say, though?

02:04:06.000 70?

02:04:06.000 Yeah, I think I'm 270. 270?

02:04:08.000 What do you want to be?

02:04:09.000 It's like goal.

02:04:11.000 235. You can do that.

02:04:12.000 Oh, yeah.

02:04:12.000 How about you just do this carnivore diet?

02:04:14.000 That's what I'm going to do.

02:04:14.000 Get shredded, son.

02:04:15.000 That's what I'm going to do.

02:04:16.000 I'm going to do it with you.

02:04:16.000 I'm telling you, everybody's worried about the farts.

02:04:19.000 Me only.

02:04:19.000 Meat only, bro.

02:04:20.000 Red meat for me and Joe, dude.

02:04:21.000 Why are you scared about that?

02:04:22.000 Do you get farts?

02:04:23.000 No, that's the thing.

02:04:25.000 Not only do I not get farts, first of all, my diarrhea is legendary.

02:04:29.000 Like, they would talk about it in books.

02:04:31.000 Do you used to get diarrhea?

02:04:32.000 No, I do get it right now.

02:04:33.000 That's the carnivore diarrhea. 1.00

02:04:34.000 Scholars, scholars in the past, if they encountered this kind of diarrhea, they would assume it was haunted by demons. 0.69

02:04:40.000 You get it now?

02:04:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:04:41.000 You took a photo of your shit? 1.00

02:04:43.000 No, no, no, right now, man. 1.00

02:04:44.000 But that can't be very healthy.

02:04:45.000 Oh, it's the most healthy.

02:04:46.000 It's almost healthy.

02:04:46.000 Wait, hold on.

02:04:47.000 Stop.

02:04:48.000 You cleared out your system.

02:04:49.000 It's science.

02:04:49.000 So you're getting diarrhea and you're eating your diet.

02:04:51.000 No, no, no.

02:04:52.000 Most of the diarrhea has gone away, but the ferocity that it had.

02:04:56.000 The explosiveness, what you're saying.

02:04:58.000 Sometimes I enjoy it, man. 1.00

02:05:00.000 The way that I describe it, it's like, I do not trust my asshole. 1.00

02:05:02.000 And it was coming out black. 1.00

02:05:04.000 Take a look at that.

02:05:05.000 Oh, no!

02:05:07.000 Yeah, that's my toilet. 0.84

02:05:08.000 Meanwhile, peak of hell.

02:05:10.000 Last week.

02:05:10.000 Not even.

02:05:11.000 Not even last week.

02:05:11.000 What's today?

02:05:12.000 Just show me from there, Brian.

02:05:13.000 Is that the side effect of a carnivore diet?

02:05:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:05:15.000 Apparently, what happens is...

02:05:17.000 Tar?

02:05:18.000 It's just black liquid like ink.

02:05:20.000 That's not good, bro.

02:05:20.000 Like I'm going to write a letter to the president.

02:05:22.000 Like you're a squid? 1.00

02:05:23.000 Like you're a fucking ocean squid? 1.00

02:05:25.000 Like I'm a squid trying to fucking jolly up some pasta. 1.00

02:05:28.000 There's something about... 1.00

02:05:30.000 When you swim, if a shark comes at you, just shit. 1.00

02:05:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:05:32.000 There's something about having no carbs. 1.00

02:05:35.000 I haven't had zero.

02:05:37.000 I've had no bread, no nothing.

02:05:38.000 Did you get lightheaded, though?

02:05:39.000 No.

02:05:40.000 I haven't had any problems.

02:05:40.000 Wow.

02:05:41.000 Other than the diarrhea, which is ferocious.

02:05:44.000 The black diarrhea?

02:05:45.000 But the thing about the- Apparently carbs absorb water.

02:05:50.000 They'll help absorb water and they pump up.

02:05:52.000 So your body is used to this sort of a balance.

02:05:55.000 And according to Dr. Sean Baker, I don't know if he's correct, but he's a carnivore proponent, he says that what's got to happen is your colon has to adjust to the fact that you're no longer consuming carbs and your body has to figure out how to deal with all the liquid. 1.00

02:06:08.000 You lose weight when you're shooting fucking diarrhea out of your ass, man. 1.00

02:06:11.000 That's true. 1.00

02:06:11.000 But I've also been eating probably a diminished amount of calories and by only having one thing. 1.00

02:06:17.000 It's not really one thing because I'm eating a balance between beefsteak and elk and bacon and occasionally I'll have eggs.

02:06:25.000 You can have eggs.

02:06:26.000 How's your cholesterol?

02:06:27.000 I have some salmon.

02:06:27.000 That's what I asked.

02:06:28.000 You already asked me, fuck. 1.00

02:06:29.000 You're so old. 1.00

02:06:30.000 No, I asked you that.

02:06:31.000 I didn't ask you. 1.00

02:06:32.000 Hey, you fuck. 1.00

02:06:33.000 Hey, wait a minute. 1.00

02:06:35.000 I got my blood work done on Monday, and I'm going to get it done at the end of the month, too.

02:06:39.000 Brian, you should do carnivore.

02:06:40.000 But here's the thing, is that dietary cholesterol has very little effect on blood cholesterol, on body cholesterol.

02:06:45.000 Most of what people have with high cholesterol, a lot of it is genetic, a lot of it is sedentary.

02:06:51.000 There's a lot of factors.

02:06:52.000 Diet is one of those factors, and there's also some people that just genetically should never have a high cholesterol diet.

02:07:00.000 Or a high-saturated fat diet.

02:07:02.000 Genetically, it's terrible for them.

02:07:04.000 Just like some people shouldn't eat peanuts or your mom, Brazil nuts.

02:07:08.000 Have you heard of that?

02:07:09.000 You can do a bunch of tests.

02:07:11.000 My boy Todd Feldman did this, and he found out if you should be fasting, if you should be having carbs, what kind of carbs, what kind of proteins.

02:07:17.000 It's crazy, man.

02:07:20.000 It's super intense testing.

02:07:22.000 We should all go down and do a health nucleus down in...

02:07:24.000 That's Craig Venter's company down in San Diego.

02:07:27.000 Where's that?

02:07:28.000 I'm not going to San Diego.

02:07:29.000 No.

02:07:29.000 For what?

02:07:30.000 It's La Jolla.

02:07:31.000 Look, we can go and do a show.

02:07:33.000 It's a five-hour physical.

02:07:35.000 They do everything.

02:07:35.000 It's a five-hour drive, too.

02:07:37.000 I'm fucking doing it, man. 0.99

02:07:39.000 I can't wait. 0.99

02:07:39.000 Wait, what's he do? 0.99

02:07:40.000 How is it possible that there's something they can do in La Jolla they can't do in Los Angeles?

02:07:44.000 Yeah, how come I can't get my blood work around?

02:07:46.000 You just know this guy.

02:07:47.000 They're longevity specialists.

02:07:48.000 He wants to use you for your Instagram likes.

02:07:51.000 Yeah.

02:07:51.000 Hey, and there's no longevity specialists in Beverly Hills, Brian.

02:07:55.000 Eddie Bravo hasn't talked for 15 minutes.

02:07:56.000 He's just brewing with conspiracy theories.

02:07:58.000 It's just popping.

02:07:59.000 They're just popping in his mouth right now.

02:08:01.000 Well, they do get a lot of information on you.

02:08:03.000 They do sell your data.

02:08:05.000 Your data's being sold left and right all the time.

02:08:07.000 That's a fact.

02:08:07.000 A fact.

02:08:08.000 That's a fact.

02:08:08.000 Your data's always being sold.

02:08:10.000 We don't know it.

02:08:11.000 Yeah, that is a fact.

02:08:12.000 So maybe Eddie's right at the end of the day.

02:08:13.000 Maybe it's better to be more like Eddie than me.

02:08:16.000 He's definitely right about some things.

02:08:18.000 Man, that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.

02:08:20.000 It's true.

02:08:21.000 I appreciate it.

02:08:22.000 Eddie's gotten super quiet.

02:08:23.000 As I get older, like when I find out we were lied to for 18 years by essentially all the top policymakers about Afghanistan, I think that's...

02:08:31.000 I like the way you say Afghanistan.

02:08:33.000 Afghanistan.

02:08:34.000 Afghanistan.

02:08:35.000 I love that.

02:08:36.000 It was never a winnable war.

02:08:38.000 Interesting.

02:08:39.000 Are you surprised?

02:08:41.000 No, I'm not.

02:08:42.000 But I'm naive.

02:08:44.000 You know what it is?

02:08:45.000 I'll say this.

02:08:46.000 Whenever I hear that people at the top are doing things in their self-interest and they're allowing people to die, you know why I don't believe it? 1.00

02:08:53.000 Because I don't think that way and I can't believe people are such assholes. 0.99

02:08:56.000 And I'm not saying I'm an angel. 0.99

02:08:57.000 I'm not saying I'm a better person. 1.00

02:08:58.000 I'm just saying sometimes people are such assholes you can't fucking believe it. 1.00

02:09:01.000 And they're successful for it and they get rewarded for it. 0.99

02:09:04.000 I also think there's people that are doing this and they've been doing this at a time where information, you could hold on to it.

02:09:10.000 You could have secrets in a way that you can't have secrets today.

02:09:14.000 I think we're just living in a totally different world.

02:09:17.000 Totally.

02:09:17.000 It used to be that being famous was the greatest thing ever.

02:09:23.000 And now, being famous, it's not so great.

02:09:25.000 It's like you're just a target.

02:09:28.000 It depends.

02:09:29.000 You still have a voice.

02:09:30.000 The thing is, if you can take the heat.

02:09:33.000 I'm talking about being a famous actor or a rock star.

02:09:37.000 You're a target.

02:09:38.000 Look at the Prince of England.

02:09:40.000 Him and Meghan Markle. 0.99

02:09:42.000 We're like, oh, we're fucking out, man. 0.99

02:09:43.000 This is too much. 0.99

02:09:44.000 Are they quitting the royal family?

02:09:45.000 Yeah, they're moving to Canada.

02:09:46.000 They're like, we're out.

02:09:47.000 We want to make money on our own.

02:09:48.000 Can you imagine if you're out in a tabloid?

02:09:49.000 I won't blame them.

02:09:50.000 Is that what they said?

02:09:51.000 Yeah, they're like, you know, the negativity, she can't deal with it. 1.00

02:09:54.000 That guy's a great fucking guy. 0.98

02:09:56.000 He's a regular dude, that guy Prince Harry. 1.00

02:09:57.000 He's a great guy.

02:09:58.000 Prince Harry?

02:09:59.000 Is he from the royal family? 1.00

02:10:00.000 Yeah, he's a fucking person. 1.00

02:10:01.000 Have you heard this? 1.00

02:10:02.000 He's like, I don't want to do this anymore.

02:10:03.000 Just the idea of you being a royal. 0.99

02:10:05.000 What the fuck are we talking about? 1.00

02:10:07.000 We in a Harry Potter book? 1.00

02:10:09.000 Is this some Game of Thrones shit? 0.99

02:10:10.000 It's so strange. 1.00

02:10:11.000 You're not a royal.

02:10:12.000 That's not real. 1.00

02:10:13.000 That's not real, you fuck. 1.00

02:10:15.000 She's the richest person in the world, but yeah. 1.00

02:10:17.000 Who is?

02:10:18.000 The Queen of England.

02:10:19.000 No, she's not.

02:10:19.000 Eddie Educator.

02:10:20.000 No, she's not.

02:10:21.000 Eddie Goh.

02:10:22.000 Listen to me.

02:10:22.000 I don't know who has the most money.

02:10:23.000 Eddie Goh.

02:10:24.000 The people that own the oil.

02:10:25.000 You know what I'm talking about.

02:10:26.000 Listen, people that own oil.

02:10:27.000 I don't know if she's the richest. 0.99

02:10:29.000 I don't know.

02:10:29.000 Listen to me.

02:10:30.000 People that own oil in the Middle East, there are people that are, there's undocumented wealth because they're not public.

02:10:36.000 Right. 0.99

02:10:36.000 They don't have to be on the fucking Forbes 500. They have trillions of dollars. 0.99

02:10:41.000 This is a fact.

02:10:42.000 This is an undeniable...

02:10:43.000 There's people with unbelievable wealth.

02:10:46.000 You wouldn't be able to understand it.

02:10:48.000 Vladimir Putin might have that kind of wealth.

02:10:49.000 He might be.

02:10:50.000 He might be the richest man in the world. 1.00

02:10:51.000 But the Queen of England can go suck a dick. 1.00

02:10:54.000 Eddie, you're not going to throw out any facts for me. 1.00

02:10:58.000 That's the fucking end of the podcast. 0.98

02:11:00.000 I'm sorry. 0.98

02:11:00.000 Fine people of England. 0.98

02:11:02.000 It was just a figure of speech.

02:11:04.000 She's a powerful lady. 1.00

02:11:06.000 I didn't really mean it.

02:11:07.000 She might be the ruler of the world. 0.98

02:11:10.000 That's what some people believe.

02:11:11.000 She might be.

02:11:13.000 It might all be coming from her.

02:11:14.000 Hand that out, Jamie.

02:11:15.000 She might be.

02:11:16.000 She might be the most powerful person in the world. 0.99

02:11:18.000 But the idea of royals is ridiculous, man. 0.98

02:11:21.000 You know what I'm talking about. 0.98

02:11:22.000 The idea of someone being born into a position of power.

02:11:24.000 We're not saying it's logical or awesome.

02:11:28.000 It's crazy that it's still real.

02:11:30.000 The royal family.

02:11:31.000 Well, think about this.

02:11:31.000 People are so interested in their lives.

02:11:33.000 Just a bunch of CBD oil.

02:11:35.000 Think about how...

02:11:36.000 What we're seeing now is we're seeing clearly now, clearly, who is above the law. 0.98

02:11:41.000 There are people that can do whatever the fuck they want. 0.95

02:11:43.000 We're seeing it now. 0.94

02:11:44.000 It used to be a myth, conspiracy theory, but we're seeing it now.

02:11:48.000 Who is above the law?

02:11:49.000 With all this that's going on with Epstein and all that, and we're seeing how the media is backing them up, too.

02:11:54.000 How interesting is that?

02:11:57.000 Hollywood.

02:11:58.000 Hollywood backing them up.

02:12:00.000 You see...

02:12:01.000 Wow.

02:12:03.000 That's the scariest thing ever. 1.00

02:12:05.000 That's fucking Adam Schiff right there. 0.99

02:12:06.000 They were playing out in the hallways. 1.00

02:12:08.000 They were playing out in the hallways of the jail before they killed Epstein.

02:12:11.000 That's true. 1.00

02:12:11.000 No shit. 1.00

02:12:13.000 It's scary shit. 1.00

02:12:14.000 It's for Prince Harry just saying, this is nonsense. 1.00

02:12:16.000 I'm still young.

02:12:17.000 Someone's got to step away from this.

02:12:19.000 Maybe that would change. 0.96

02:12:20.000 Imagine if that was like the fucking beginning of the pieces that brought down the, what is it, Jenga? 0.97

02:12:25.000 Is that what that is? 0.98

02:12:26.000 Jenga, yeah, that's Jenga. 0.99

02:12:27.000 Pull out the piece. 0.99

02:12:28.000 Big shit going on right now. 1.00

02:12:29.000 It's going on right now. 1.00

02:12:30.000 Think about his uncle. 1.00

02:12:31.000 Big shit going down right now. 1.00

02:12:32.000 His uncle with, you know, Prince Andrew? 1.00

02:12:35.000 Yeah. 0.61

02:12:35.000 Well, that's just embarrassing because he was probably banging all the girls. 0.61

02:12:39.000 Probably is a funny word. 1.00

02:12:41.000 We got pictures.

02:12:42.000 I mean, we got pictures and the lady coming out. 0.91

02:12:44.000 I think that guy seems a little spectrum-y.

02:12:46.000 Yeah.

02:12:46.000 You know, when he's talking, he seems a little off.

02:12:48.000 Dude, that interview.

02:12:49.000 That interview.

02:12:50.000 Have you guys seen that interview?

02:12:51.000 I mean, come on. 0.99

02:12:52.000 You would have to be a little fucked up to grow up as a royal in that sort of environment. 0.99

02:12:57.000 He was a victim, you know? 0.99

02:12:59.000 Imagine, like, you're in Harlem with some crack dealer who wants to take you around, and you're from the royal family, and you're like, oh, where are we going?

02:13:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:13:09.000 We're going to the trap house.

02:13:12.000 Epstein.

02:13:13.000 Epstein.

02:13:15.000 Epstein was tied with the royal family.

02:13:17.000 Jimmy Savile as well.

02:13:19.000 Epstein was?

02:13:20.000 Yeah.

02:13:21.000 He was tied with Jimmy Savile?

02:13:23.000 No, no, no.

02:13:24.000 Maybe, for sure.

02:13:25.000 Savile was a celebrity.

02:13:28.000 Do you know what Saville, the dark side of him?

02:13:33.000 There's a dark side? 1.00

02:13:35.000 Fucked a lot of boys. 0.99

02:13:36.000 Yeah, and he, man, he did a lot of stuff. 0.99

02:13:39.000 I thought there was something darker than that. 0.95

02:13:41.000 I'm like, is there a dark side to the darkest fucking story? 0.96

02:13:43.000 No, I didn't think, because he's also known as Dick Clark of the UK. He was like this pop DJ. Yeah, but not anymore, man. 0.98

02:13:49.000 Everyone knows the real story about him.

02:13:51.000 Not everybody knows who Jimmy Savile is.

02:13:57.000 Jamie, give me a picture of him. 0.70

02:13:59.000 Look at how disgusting this guy looks. 0.90

02:14:01.000 Look at how disgusting this guy looks. 0.91

02:14:03.000 But Eddie, people in England who know who he is now know.

02:14:06.000 No, in England, but England's this 100th of Earth. 0.96

02:14:11.000 But In England, the people who knew him and grew up with him now know he was a monster and pedophile. 1.00

02:14:17.000 Damn, he raped 34 women? 1.00

02:14:18.000 And look who he was typed with. 1.00

02:14:20.000 He raped children. 1.00

02:14:21.000 He raped all kinds of people, man. 1.00

02:14:23.000 He was a monster. 1.00

02:14:24.000 Wow. 0.99

02:14:25.000 And he was a celebrity. 1.00

02:14:26.000 It's the equivalent of, if we found out Dick Clark was fucking all sorts of boys. 1.00

02:14:32.000 It might be even crazy. 1.00

02:14:34.000 He would be all into raising money for mental hospitals because he preyed on mentally ill people.

02:14:43.000 Jamie, click on that link that says everybody knew about Jimmy Savile.

02:14:47.000 What is that?

02:14:49.000 Dude, the Jimmy Savile story, that's nine hours, dude.

02:14:52.000 A former police officer has spoken about some of his colleagues' attitude towards Jimmy Savile in the 1960s, saying that everyone in the force knew Jimmy liked them young.

02:15:03.000 The ex-officer who wants to remain anonymous...

02:15:05.000 Was with Leeds City Police in the 1960s.

02:15:08.000 Was it girls or boys?

02:15:09.000 Girls and boys.

02:15:10.000 It was girls and boys.

02:15:11.000 I've never heard of him. 0.99

02:15:13.000 He's a monster. 0.97

02:15:14.000 Is this the first time? 0.98

02:15:15.000 Yeah, first time.

02:15:15.000 Famous guy.

02:15:17.000 But in England.

02:15:18.000 That's why I asked Jamie to bring him up.

02:15:19.000 This is a famous Epstein. 0.93

02:15:20.000 Imagine if Epstein was a celebrity.

02:15:22.000 Oh, wow.

02:15:23.000 That he did the same thing.

02:15:24.000 But how long ago?

02:15:25.000 It was the 1960s.

02:15:27.000 60s, 70s, 80s.

02:15:28.000 But when did this news come out?

02:15:29.000 It came out after he died.

02:15:30.000 After he died.

02:15:30.000 But there was a lot of accusations while he was still alive in his 60s and 70s.

02:15:34.000 Look at the fucking guy. 0.99

02:15:35.000 But they would just... 1.00

02:15:36.000 He had everybody.

02:15:38.000 So nobody was going to indict him.

02:15:40.000 Wow.

02:15:40.000 You know what I mean?

02:15:41.000 It was back in the day when you can get away with something like that.

02:15:44.000 You know?

02:15:45.000 Like...

02:15:45.000 Dark.

02:15:46.000 Dark. 0.73

02:15:46.000 How about that journalist who infiltrated the Vatican? 0.73

02:15:48.000 You remember that?

02:15:50.000 Nobody needs to infiltrate the Vatican.

02:15:53.000 The Vatican is what infiltrates. 0.69

02:15:54.000 There's a French journalist who is gay himself who went in to basically interview the priest in the Vatican.

02:16:02.000 Oh, okay.

02:16:02.000 He said, I'm doing an account of the Vatican.

02:16:04.000 Well...

02:16:05.000 You know, he spent a while there.

02:16:08.000 A while.

02:16:09.000 Years, right?

02:16:09.000 Yeah, years.

02:16:10.000 And he came out and basically said in this book, he said, there are a lot of gay priests there and there are a lot of pedophiles. 0.69

02:16:19.000 And both are protecting each other because they don't want each other to get exposed. 0.87

02:16:22.000 You don't want to out each other. 1.00

02:16:23.000 You tell anybody I fuck boys and I'm going to tell people you fuck guys. 1.00

02:16:26.000 And it's this whole, and it came out in the book. 1.00

02:16:29.000 Facts.

02:16:29.000 It's a real, yeah.

02:16:30.000 I mean, it's from interviews.

02:16:31.000 Well, if you know the history of the Roman Catholic Church, you know, Constantine is a mainstream history.

02:16:37.000 Constantine, he was a pagan, which can be considered Luciferian.

02:16:41.000 Frank Bruni, there it is. 0.97

02:16:45.000 Vatican's gay overlords, sensational new book minds, the Catholic Church, sexual secrets. 0.99

02:16:51.000 And he's gay, that guy Frank Bruni. 0.99

02:16:53.000 Will right-wing homophobes exploit it? 0.99

02:16:55.000 Frank Bruni's gay? 0.98

02:16:56.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:16:57.000 Well, for a gay guy, it's got to be a bittersweet thing to know that the gay wizards control everything to do with the Catholic Church. 1.00

02:17:04.000 And they even dress like gay wizards. 0.98

02:17:07.000 When you look at the history of the Vatican, when you look at the history, Constantine decided to convert to Christianity because the people were leaving. 1.00

02:17:15.000 The people were like, fuck that. 0.99

02:17:16.000 So this is mainstream history. 1.00

02:17:18.000 Constantine goes, okay, I'm no longer pagan slash Luciferian. 0.99

02:17:21.000 I'm no longer ancient Babylonian shit. 0.99

02:17:24.000 We like Christ too. 1.00

02:17:25.000 We're going to do Christ.

02:17:27.000 This is mainstream.

02:17:30.000 We're going to start the Roman Catholic Church.

02:17:31.000 We're going to have a Pope.

02:17:32.000 He talks to Jesus like, We're going to have cardinals. 0.98

02:17:35.000 They talk to Jesus like once a week.

02:17:36.000 And then we have the bishops.

02:17:37.000 They talk to Jesus like once a month.

02:17:39.000 And then the priests every now and then.

02:17:40.000 And all of a sudden they created rock stars.

02:17:42.000 Dudes with power.

02:17:43.000 The Pope has power.

02:17:44.000 He talks to Jesus every day.

02:17:46.000 Cardinals, bishops, priests, right?

02:17:47.000 So come on back.

02:17:49.000 We got Jesus for you.

02:17:50.000 They made Jesus in just like some soup.

02:17:52.000 You're telling us things we already know.

02:17:53.000 No, no.

02:17:53.000 But what I'm saying is they were never into Jesus.

02:17:56.000 It was never about Jesus.

02:17:57.000 We know that.

02:17:58.000 Yeah.

02:17:58.000 Yeah, so, when you look at the Vatican, you're like, man, the Vatican...

02:18:01.000 Well, Constantine didn't convert to Christianity until, like, before he died.

02:18:04.000 No, well, maybe he did, maybe he didn't, but there was always, like, a debate about it.

02:18:08.000 But there was always a debate, right? 1.00

02:18:09.000 So, when you look at the Vatican, they have a lot of fucking Luciferian shit. 1.00

02:18:14.000 Look at... 1.00

02:18:14.000 Look at the Resurrection. 1.00

02:18:16.000 Look at the sculpture of the Resurrection.

02:18:18.000 Pull that up.

02:18:19.000 The sculpture.

02:18:20.000 And you tell me if that's Jesus.

02:18:23.000 This isn't the Vatican Cathedral.

02:18:25.000 The sculpture of the Resurrection.

02:18:28.000 It does not look like Jesus.

02:18:30.000 Have you ever been to the Vatican?

02:18:31.000 I've seen a lot of videos on it.

02:18:32.000 You should go.

02:18:33.000 You should go.

02:18:33.000 It's amazing.

02:18:34.000 Just to see it. 0.97

02:18:35.000 It's pretty fucking stunning. 0.98

02:18:36.000 The notion of drinking the blood of Christ and eating it. 0.99

02:18:38.000 This is their main church.

02:18:41.000 That does not...

02:18:42.000 That's supposed to be Jesus right there?

02:18:43.000 This is supposed...

02:18:44.000 It looks like a Slayer album cover.

02:18:47.000 That looks like Hella Waits.

02:18:48.000 It's an artist rendering.

02:18:49.000 That looks like Hella Waits.

02:18:51.000 Slayer, right there.

02:18:52.000 So they're saying...

02:18:53.000 Pull up the...

02:18:53.000 Go close in on it, Jamie.

02:18:55.000 This is supposed to represent the resurrection of Jesus.

02:18:58.000 How come you couldn't show the part?

02:18:59.000 How come you didn't show the part where he's in front of a meadow and he resurrected and there's children running in the meadow?

02:19:05.000 This is an artist.

02:19:06.000 It's not like the Mona Lisa represents all women.

02:19:08.000 Yeah.

02:19:08.000 This is a guy's depiction of it.

02:19:09.000 Dude, this is in the Vatican.

02:19:10.000 This is their main church.

02:19:11.000 This is the main church.

02:19:13.000 Eddie, please.

02:19:14.000 Can I just see what that looks like?

02:19:15.000 Come on, man.

02:19:16.000 It's beautiful.

02:19:17.000 It's an artist.

02:19:17.000 It's hell.

02:19:19.000 Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.

02:19:20.000 Same picture.

02:19:21.000 Same picture.

02:19:21.000 They chose hell.

02:19:22.000 Just go back to that same picture.

02:19:23.000 That's as close as I can get.

02:19:24.000 Oh, okay.

02:19:24.000 Dude, they chose the part where he's rising out of hell.

02:19:27.000 You should have chose the part where he's in the sky with the clouds.

02:19:30.000 But Eddie, is that what it's supposed to represent?

02:19:32.000 Yes.

02:19:32.000 Him resurrecting from hell.

02:19:34.000 He's coming out of the ground.

02:19:36.000 It looks like roots.

02:19:37.000 But those things in the bottom aren't faces, right?

02:19:40.000 Are they?

02:19:41.000 I don't even want to argue.

02:19:43.000 No, I'm asking now.

02:19:44.000 I'm not arguing.

02:19:45.000 It looks like hell to me.

02:19:46.000 It's possible the artist felt the same way you did.

02:19:48.000 He was like, dude, why don't you use the part where he resurrected and he's over a meadow or something?

02:19:53.000 Maybe the artist wasn't a Christian.

02:19:55.000 But hold on a second.

02:19:56.000 None of them were.

02:19:56.000 What is he coming out of line?

02:19:58.000 Is that the ground?

02:19:59.000 What is that?

02:20:00.000 It's supposed to be hell.

02:20:01.000 How do you know?

02:20:01.000 He's resurrecting from hell.

02:20:02.000 He went to hell and then he resurrected.

02:20:04.000 Jesus went to hell?

02:20:05.000 Why would Jesus go to hell?

02:20:07.000 That doesn't make any sense.

02:20:09.000 I don't think that's in the scripture.

02:20:10.000 Okay.

02:20:11.000 What is that image?

02:20:13.000 All right.

02:20:13.000 It looks like hell to me.

02:20:15.000 It looks like a Slayer album cover.

02:20:17.000 The restoration of the statue of the resurrection has become Satan's throne?

02:20:22.000 I don't know.

02:20:23.000 What is that?

02:20:24.000 I've never seen that.

02:20:25.000 Depicts Jesus rising.

02:20:26.000 Back up, please.

02:20:27.000 It's a nuclear bomb.

02:20:28.000 What?

02:20:29.000 Nuclear bomb crater? 1.00

02:20:30.000 These people are crazy people. 1.00

02:20:32.000 That's the Vatican. 1.00

02:20:33.000 That's the main church in the Vatican.

02:20:34.000 No, I understand that.

02:20:35.000 But I don't know what that represents.

02:20:37.000 You would have to talk to the actual artist.

02:20:39.000 Like, if the Vatican hired someone to make an art piece about the resurrection, and this is his depiction of it, I don't know how much that has to say about the Vatican's position or about this guy who created it.

02:20:49.000 Maybe they're into Jesus.

02:20:50.000 Maybe I'm jumping to conclusions. 0.96

02:20:51.000 Hey, by the way, I said Frank Bruni's gay.

02:20:53.000 That's not the guy who wrote the book. 1.00

02:20:54.000 You piece of shit. 1.00

02:20:55.000 Sorry, Frank Bruni. 1.00

02:20:56.000 Frank is out there. 1.00

02:20:57.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

02:20:57.000 I don't know if he's gay or not, but I shouldn't say it's the author of that book. 1.00

02:21:03.000 I would like to take this time to apologize to the Queen of England.

02:21:07.000 And to Frank Bruni.

02:21:08.000 I would like to take this time to apologize to the Queen of England.

02:21:12.000 This is just figures of speeches we rudely use here in America.

02:21:14.000 Serpent.

02:21:16.000 Apologize to Frank Bruni, too. 0.82

02:21:17.000 To defend you, though, his picture, he did look gay. 0.98

02:21:19.000 My friend Brian said you look gay.

02:21:20.000 He just meant handsome. 0.95

02:21:22.000 That's all he meant.

02:21:22.000 He meant gay like maybe in the Flintstones.

02:21:24.000 Have a gay old time. 0.97

02:21:25.000 It's all good. 0.96

02:21:26.000 Come see me at National this weekend.

02:21:28.000 I'm down with the Queen.

02:21:30.000 Queensryche. 0.84

02:21:31.000 That's one of my favorite all the time.

02:21:32.000 That's in the Vatican.

02:21:33.000 That's the Serpent Cathedral.

02:21:35.000 Yeah, that's dope.

02:21:35.000 Come on, man.

02:21:36.000 That's a serpent.

02:21:37.000 You should do a show there, Joe.

02:21:38.000 Look at the fangs and look at the eyes.

02:21:39.000 That is a serpent.

02:21:41.000 Come on.

02:21:41.000 Look at the tongue that comes out of the fangs.

02:21:42.000 The Vatican's been pretending they're into Christ.

02:21:45.000 They're not into Christ.

02:21:45.000 They want to destroy Christ.

02:21:47.000 Oh, wait.

02:21:47.000 That's supposed to be a snake?

02:21:48.000 They're trying to destroy Christ.

02:21:50.000 Oh, I see now.

02:21:52.000 You don't see the...

02:21:52.000 Look at that.

02:21:53.000 Look at the fangs.

02:21:53.000 I see it.

02:21:53.000 Give it up, bro.

02:21:54.000 That's the Vatican. 0.85

02:21:55.000 That is the snake.

02:21:56.000 How is that Jesus?

02:21:57.000 How is that Jesus right there?

02:21:58.000 Where is Jesus?

02:22:00.000 Is that the Vatican now?

02:22:01.000 That is the Vatican. 0.98

02:22:02.000 That is a snake. 0.67

02:22:02.000 You know what's the most amazing thing about the Vatican, though? 0.67

02:22:05.000 It's not the satanic shit. 1.00

02:22:06.000 It's St. Peter's Basilica. 1.00

02:22:07.000 St. Peter's Basilica took hundreds of years.

02:22:10.000 When you're standing in the middle of it, you can't believe it's real, man.

02:22:13.000 It's incredible.

02:22:14.000 I mean, go to that upper left corner that you got there, right there, Jamie?

02:22:17.000 Right there?

02:22:18.000 Yeah.

02:22:20.000 When you zoom in on that, can you click on it?

02:22:22.000 It doesn't click?

02:22:23.000 It's so amazing.

02:22:24.000 What is that?

02:22:24.000 That's St. Peter's Basilica.

02:22:26.000 What's it zoomed in on? 1.00

02:22:27.000 It's a fucking enormous church. 0.99

02:22:29.000 It's so much bigger than that. 1.00

02:22:30.000 It's so big.

02:22:31.000 It's hard.

02:22:32.000 But the snake one, how do we get past that snake one?

02:22:35.000 How do we get past that?

02:22:37.000 Somebody loves snakes.

02:22:38.000 Those are the same people that came up with the Big Bang Theory.

02:22:41.000 Same people who are into butterflies.

02:22:42.000 They're the same people who The Hello Waits Cathedral and then the Serpent Cathedral?

02:22:47.000 They came up with Big Bang tattoos.

02:22:50.000 It's the same people, dude. 0.98

02:22:53.000 They're trying to kill Christ. 0.98

02:22:54.000 They're not Christian. 1.00

02:22:57.000 Look at this St. Peter's Basilica.

02:22:59.000 No power tools.

02:23:00.000 No power tools. 1.00

02:23:02.000 No fucking cranes. 1.00

02:23:03.000 Meanwhile, maybe they did have power tools. 1.00

02:23:05.000 That's my favorite place.

02:23:06.000 It's amazing, man.

02:23:07.000 It didn't even make sense to me.

02:23:10.000 Yeah.

02:23:10.000 My whole family, we were walking around.

02:23:12.000 We barely talked to each other.

02:23:13.000 Even my kids, who were always super energetic.

02:23:15.000 They piped down, didn't they?

02:23:17.000 Respect.

02:23:17.000 As a kid, it's the first thing I remember looking at and not being able to get it.

02:23:21.000 I feel the same way when I go to the Venetian in Vegas.

02:23:25.000 I'm like, oh my God.

02:23:26.000 When I go to the Venetian, I'm like, Jesus Christ.

02:23:28.000 Then go there and you'll lose your mind.

02:23:30.000 You won't be able to leave.

02:23:31.000 Yeah, look at that.

02:23:32.000 Wow.

02:23:32.000 Look at that.

02:23:33.000 Dude, looking at...

02:23:33.000 It's like a Persian's house.

02:23:36.000 Not anymore.

02:23:37.000 Looking at it right now is one thing, but looking at it when you're there in person, it's one of the reasons why people were so into believing.

02:23:50.000 That makes sense.

02:23:51.000 It's because it's so bigger than anything you've ever seen in your life that you feel like you have to be humble when you walk in there.

02:23:57.000 There are paintings that were started by one artist and then finished by another artist because that artist died.

02:24:03.000 It took him a lifetime and then another guy took him.

02:24:06.000 Yeah, it's amazing.

02:24:07.000 Who gets the credit?

02:24:08.000 No one.

02:24:09.000 That's what's interesting about that kind of art.

02:24:11.000 It was done for God, and it wasn't done...

02:24:14.000 Nobody signs it, right?

02:24:16.000 It wasn't about you.

02:24:17.000 It was about the larger picture.

02:24:20.000 And that's the difference between architecture back then and architecture today.

02:24:23.000 Architecture, like, you know, today, it's about the architect.

02:24:27.000 You see these incredible structures, like, you know...

02:24:31.000 Whatever it might be, these structures that we go and visit all the time, we don't really know.

02:24:35.000 It was done by maybe one guy, then another guy.

02:24:38.000 It was commissioned by a king.

02:24:40.000 You hear about the king who financed it, you don't hear about the guy who built it.

02:24:43.000 Because that wasn't the point back then.

02:24:45.000 Wasn't it the Freemasons?

02:24:46.000 No.

02:24:47.000 Did they build everything?

02:24:47.000 No, it was the aliens.

02:24:48.000 It was the Anunnaki. 0.99

02:24:49.000 According to Big Bang Theory, the expansion of an observable universe began with the explosion of a single particle at a definite point in time.

02:24:55.000 Oh, we're going to go there?

02:24:56.000 We're going to go there, Jamie?

02:24:58.000 Georges Lemaitre, a Belgian cosmologist, Catholic priest, and father of the Big Bang Theater.

02:25:05.000 Oh, he's a Catholic priest?

02:25:05.000 So, Big Bang Theory.

02:25:07.000 So he was a cosmologist as well as being a Catholic priest.

02:25:09.000 Do you know that, Brian?

02:25:11.000 The Vatican has the biggest telescopes in the world.

02:25:14.000 They have one called Lucifer.

02:25:15.000 I don't think so.

02:25:16.000 Think about that.

02:25:16.000 They have a telescope called Lucifer.

02:25:18.000 It's not the biggest telescope.

02:25:21.000 You've gone too far.

02:25:22.000 You think that's...

02:25:23.000 How crazy is that, right?

02:25:24.000 How about it's real?

02:25:25.000 How about it's real?

02:25:26.000 How about it's real?

02:25:28.000 That's crazy?

02:25:28.000 I feel like any's gone too far.

02:25:30.000 No, I don't think that's true.

02:25:31.000 I don't think that's the biggest telescope in the world.

02:25:33.000 It was the biggest at one time, or it still may be the biggest, but it was the biggest at one time.

02:25:38.000 Back before the wheel?

02:25:39.000 The Vatican?

02:25:40.000 The Vatican has been...

02:25:42.000 It's a beautiful place.

02:25:43.000 I love it.

02:25:44.000 Have you ever been?

02:25:44.000 I was born Catholic.

02:25:45.000 I was born Catholic and I'm all down for the Catholic Church. 0.99

02:25:49.000 You're going to have to wear a wig.

02:25:50.000 I love the Pope.

02:25:51.000 I love the Cardinals.

02:25:52.000 I love the Bishops.

02:25:53.000 I love all of them.

02:25:54.000 You're backtracking.

02:25:55.000 You should go.

02:25:56.000 You should go just to see how weird it is.

02:25:58.000 Yeah.

02:25:59.000 I've seen a lot of it, man.

02:26:00.000 And I love it.

02:26:01.000 I love it.

02:26:02.000 In person, it's strange.

02:26:05.000 What does that say?

02:26:05.000 Lucifer instrument helps astronomers see through darkness.

02:26:08.000 It's at the Vatican.

02:26:09.000 I'm trying to tell you. 0.99

02:26:10.000 You think I'm retarded? 0.98

02:26:11.000 To Arizona. 0.99

02:26:12.000 In Arizona.

02:26:13.000 The Vatican has an observatory in Arizona.

02:26:16.000 It's real, Brian.

02:26:18.000 It's actually...

02:26:19.000 I know!

02:26:20.000 He's not making it up.

02:26:21.000 Let's see how big it is.

02:26:23.000 It's amazing that the Vatican would call it...

02:26:25.000 How about Eddie?

02:26:25.000 The Vatican is the one behind killing Christ.

02:26:28.000 Amazing that the Vatican... 0.53

02:26:31.000 It's amazing that the Vatican would have a telescope and they named it Lucifer.

02:26:36.000 Go to that, click that link.

02:26:37.000 Yeah, why'd they name it Lucifer?

02:26:39.000 Exactly.

02:26:40.000 It's an acronym for something, but it just so happens to be Lucifer.

02:26:43.000 Yes, it is.

02:26:44.000 Really?

02:26:45.000 That's them just...

02:26:47.000 That's what they say.

02:26:51.000 Lucifer stands for something.

02:26:53.000 They say it stands for something.

02:26:54.000 It stands for, like, some kind of linear, whatever.

02:26:57.000 You know what they say?

02:26:57.000 You better stand for something or you'll fall for everything.

02:26:59.000 Yeah!

02:27:02.000 More weed for Brian, man.

02:27:04.000 What does it say here?

02:27:06.000 Large binocular telescope. 0.99

02:27:08.000 Make that a little larger for my shitty eyes. 0.97

02:27:10.000 It's an optical telescope for astronomy located at 10,700 feet. 0.98

02:27:13.000 Mount Graham in Pinaleno, mountains of southeastern Arizona, part of the Mount Graham International Observatory.

02:27:23.000 The LBT is currently one of the world's most advanced optical telescopes with two 8.4, 330-inch wide mirrors, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:27:32.000 I don't see any Lucifer in this one.

02:27:33.000 It's probably not this one.

02:27:35.000 Where's the name?

02:27:35.000 It's the second biggest telescope, though.

02:27:37.000 Are you sure that's the name?

02:27:38.000 They call it Lucifer?

02:27:39.000 No.

02:27:39.000 Go to DuckDuckGo!

02:27:41.000 Oh, L-U-C-I-A. Originally Lucifer.

02:27:45.000 L-U-C-I, excuse me. 0.99

02:27:46.000 Large Binocular Telescope Near Infrared Stratospheric Utility.

02:27:52.000 It's a coincidence!

02:27:55.000 It's a coincidence, dude.

02:27:56.000 It's a coincidence.

02:27:57.000 But they picked ones.

02:27:58.000 One letter to you.

02:28:00.000 They had to change the name.

02:28:02.000 Eddie, Jesus Christ.

02:28:03.000 They had to change it.

02:28:05.000 They picked the L. Yeah, they skipped like four letters.

02:28:08.000 That doesn't make any sense.

02:28:09.000 How do they call that Lucifer?

02:28:11.000 Exactly.

02:28:11.000 That's crazy.

02:28:13.000 It was a coincidence.

02:28:14.000 But they only found enough letters for Lucy.

02:28:17.000 I like that.

02:28:19.000 Eddie's on to something here, man. 1.00

02:28:20.000 This is old shit. 1.00

02:28:22.000 This is old shit. 1.00

02:28:22.000 So when was this telescope created? 1.00

02:28:26.000 When was this telescope created?

02:28:28.000 I don't know.

02:28:29.000 It's an observatory in...

02:28:31.000 In Arizona.

02:28:32.000 The Jesuits were always... 1.00

02:28:33.000 But when?

02:28:35.000 What's the...

02:28:35.000 Jamie?

02:28:36.000 Scroll up, Jamie.

02:28:37.000 I think it's on the right there.

02:28:38.000 Yeah.

02:28:39.000 2004. That's when they started it.

02:28:41.000 Imagine being a part of a gigantic religious institution and naming a telescope.

02:28:46.000 You could say, like, the God-Eye.

02:28:48.000 You could call it the God-Eye.

02:28:49.000 How did that one...

02:28:50.000 Can you imagine the meeting where the top three names were like, okay, we got Jesus Eye, we got God of Light, and we got Lucifer.

02:28:59.000 And we got Lucifer.

02:29:01.000 Lucifer.

02:29:01.000 How did that one get picked?

02:29:03.000 Can you imagine the press conference?

02:29:05.000 By Jesuits.

02:29:05.000 When they unveiled this telescope at the Vatican and they call it Lucifer.

02:29:09.000 How did that get picked?

02:29:11.000 What a weird conversation that must have been.

02:29:13.000 How did that go down?

02:29:15.000 There had to be one guy opposed to it.

02:29:16.000 At least one guy.

02:29:18.000 What are we saying?

02:29:20.000 Lucifer!

02:29:21.000 Lucifer's the Antichrist!

02:29:23.000 I know it sounds crazy, but look.

02:29:25.000 L. Lucent.

02:29:27.000 U. Universe.

02:29:29.000 C. Cosmology.

02:29:32.000 It's a bulky name, too.

02:29:33.000 I. Interstellar.

02:29:36.000 F. Forever.

02:29:38.000 E. Earth.

02:29:41.000 R. Earth.

02:29:51.000 But it's not Satan.

02:29:54.000 It's not Satan.

02:29:56.000 It's Lucifer.

02:29:56.000 It's an acronym.

02:29:58.000 It's true.

02:29:59.000 But we are the house of God and this is Lucifer.

02:30:03.000 It's his enemy.

02:30:04.000 It's a coincidence.

02:30:05.000 It's a coincidence.

02:30:06.000 You didn't know it was there, right?

02:30:07.000 I didn't know it was there.

02:30:08.000 How did the Vatican...

02:30:09.000 Relax, the Vatican didn't name a telescope Lucifer.

02:30:12.000 Okay.

02:30:13.000 This is from Catholic God.

02:30:14.000 But wait a minute.

02:30:15.000 This is the damage control right here.

02:30:18.000 Why was the Vatican named his telescope in Arizona Lucifer?

02:30:21.000 I'm a proud and devoted Catholic.

02:30:23.000 Blah, blah, blah.

02:30:23.000 Answer.

02:30:23.000 The Vatican did not name a telescope Lucifer.

02:30:26.000 The Vatican Observatory shares...

02:30:28.000 Space, no pun intended, with other organizations and groups.

02:30:32.000 The Vatican Observatory does not own each piece of equipment, nor can it give official names or nicknames to things it does not own.

02:30:40.000 Another group installed a telescope and nicknamed it Lucifer.

02:30:44.000 That would be hilarious if you had a telescope right next to the Vatican's telescope and you named yours Lucifer.

02:30:50.000 It's like, oh my God, Max Planck.

02:30:52.000 We have the vision of God to the heavens to prove the gospel.

02:30:58.000 We're in hell!

02:31:00.000 And meanwhile, okay, what about the serpent cathedral with the fangs and the snake eyes?

02:31:06.000 It's a coincidence.

02:31:06.000 What about the resurrection sculpture?

02:31:11.000 Well, you know, the serpent was the reason why we're human.

02:31:15.000 What about Constantine was pagan and said, and even the mainstream history says that he never converted.

02:31:22.000 That's mainstream.

02:31:23.000 So if he never converted, he said he didn't convert.

02:31:27.000 It was a political decision.

02:31:31.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:31:32.000 So, one theory, and it's either one or the other, he actually did convert to Christ, or he just said that for political purposes, but meanwhile he was still pagan.

02:31:44.000 Right?

02:31:44.000 It's one or the other.

02:31:46.000 And then you start looking at the Vatican.

02:31:47.000 You're like, man, they're the ones who are creating the stuff that turned people away from the Bible. 0.96

02:31:54.000 They created the Big Bang Theory.

02:31:56.000 If you believe in the Big Bang Theory, you're like, how could the Bible be true?

02:32:00.000 How could Jesus be in charge of the Big Bang Theory?

02:32:03.000 You can be religious and scientific too, right?

02:32:05.000 Yeah, but it's part.

02:32:07.000 You're right.

02:32:08.000 But if you were trying to kill religion, you want everything that's opposite of the religion, right? 0.91

02:32:16.000 Because religion, the Bible tells you that we're on a special place.

02:32:20.000 Wait, wait, wait.

02:32:21.000 Are you saying the Catholic Church trying to kill religion?

02:32:24.000 I didn't say that.

02:32:25.000 Is that what you're insinuating?

02:32:27.000 This doesn't make any sense.

02:32:28.000 Eddie, this has become a sacrifice. 0.99

02:32:31.000 Don't hack off any dicks. 0.99

02:32:33.000 Let's wait till the pizza arrives. 0.99

02:32:34.000 I never said that.

02:32:35.000 Wait till the pizza arrives.

02:32:37.000 Catholicism.

02:32:38.000 Heavyweight division.

02:32:39.000 I got a little excited about that.

02:32:40.000 The Catholic Church loves Jesus.

02:32:41.000 Bro, what happens to the heavyweight division? 1.00

02:32:45.000 Damn, dude. 0.99

02:32:46.000 Do you think Steve Hay retires? 1.00

02:32:48.000 Stipe's having injury issues.

02:32:50.000 Is Stipe Catholic? 0.68

02:32:51.000 It won't heal.

02:32:52.000 Well, he's Croatian.

02:32:53.000 Okay.

02:32:54.000 I don't know what that means.

02:32:55.000 I don't know.

02:32:55.000 That's a lot of Europeans are Catholic.

02:32:56.000 Might be Orthodox Christian.

02:32:58.000 Serbs are Orthodox Christian.

02:32:59.000 I think France is going to be your champion on 20. Well, what about Rosenstruck?

02:33:04.000 Jarzino is a fucking monster, man. 1.00

02:33:06.000 That is a crazy fight. 1.00

02:33:08.000 Between those two heavyweights?

02:33:10.000 I don't think he's ready for Francis.

02:33:11.000 We don't know.

02:33:12.000 The way he knocked out Alistair and broke his face in half?

02:33:15.000 With three seconds left.

02:33:17.000 Yeah, but he did.

02:33:18.000 He did, for sure.

02:33:20.000 Alistair fought a smart fight, and we just had one mental lap.

02:33:23.000 Did you see what my boy Francis did, Alistair?

02:33:25.000 Yes, he did.

02:33:26.000 Yes.

02:33:26.000 But you also have to take into consideration Alistair is fighting smarter because of that fight.

02:33:34.000 I mean, Alistair's a clever guy.

02:33:35.000 He keeps learning.

02:33:36.000 The most clever.

02:33:37.000 As weird as it is, that guy hasn't been diminished by so many KOs.

02:33:42.000 He's been KO'd more than anybody in UFC history.

02:33:43.000 I don't think there's a guy that I can name.

02:33:46.000 Maybe like Peter Aerts.

02:33:48.000 Peter Aerts was KO'd some ungodly number of times.

02:33:51.000 He had a ton of competitions, though, so it makes sense.

02:33:53.000 But Alistair, you don't see any signs.

02:33:56.000 Dude, sharp as a tick.

02:33:57.000 It's weird.

02:33:57.000 Tick.

02:33:58.000 Ticks aren't that sharp.

02:33:59.000 Well, they are sharp.

02:34:01.000 What kind of tick do you have at your house?

02:34:03.000 Sharp ones.

02:34:04.000 Okay, well, I'm just making sure I'm not so high.

02:34:06.000 I think...

02:34:08.000 I don't think Rosen strikes anybody to be taken lightly.

02:34:12.000 He could beat anybody.

02:34:13.000 I don't either, but it's also like, Jesus, man.

02:34:16.000 They're both giant, too.

02:34:18.000 You just go from 0 to 100 with them.

02:34:20.000 Well, who knows, man.

02:34:21.000 Look, the shots that he took from Alistair, he walked them off like they were nothing.

02:34:24.000 That was one of the craziest aspects of that fight.

02:34:26.000 Like, leading into the fifth round, he was acting like Alistair Overeem, former K-1 Grand Prix champion, former Strikeforce champion, former Dream champion, one of the best heavyweights, really, ever.

02:34:35.000 If you had a 20-list of all-time great heavyweights...

02:34:38.000 He's top 10. He's on both kickboxing and MMA. 100%.

02:34:41.000 Hall of Famer.

02:34:42.000 And Rosenstreich is just walking through his shots.

02:34:44.000 Picks his time and then closes the show in the last round with like a few seconds to go.

02:34:50.000 You ain't walking through Francis' shots.

02:34:52.000 No.

02:34:53.000 It's a different thing.

02:34:55.000 Will he fight the same way?

02:34:56.000 Will he fight that way against Francis?

02:34:58.000 I don't know.

02:34:58.000 We don't have enough on him.

02:34:59.000 I don't know.

02:35:00.000 I'm interested though.

02:35:01.000 I want to see.

02:35:02.000 Me too.

02:35:02.000 I think it's fun.

02:35:03.000 Francis to me is the scariest knockout artist the heavyweight division's ever seen.

02:35:06.000 I don't think there's anybody that comes close.

02:35:07.000 He puts people in orbit.

02:35:09.000 That left hook on Alistair Overeem, that punch is unlike anything I've ever seen in all my years of watching fighting.

02:35:14.000 That was so brutal.

02:35:15.000 So brutal, and it seems like no incredible speed and mass.

02:35:20.000 You know what's interesting, though, is Stipe did take him.

02:35:22.000 If you go back and watch the Stipe fight, I was there in person.

02:35:25.000 Stipe ate his shots and beat him, man.

02:35:28.000 Well, he never caught him that clean like he did with Alistair that one time.

02:35:31.000 He caught him two or three times. 0.98

02:35:33.000 Pretty fucking tasty. 0.99

02:35:33.000 Stipe has the biggest head I've ever seen on a human being. 0.99

02:35:35.000 Stipe's also good at rolling with shit. 1.00

02:35:37.000 You get that VIP ticket? 1.00

02:35:39.000 What's up?

02:35:39.000 For that fight you're talking about?

02:35:41.000 Yeah.

02:35:42.000 At the UFC? Yeah.

02:35:44.000 Connor Cowboy?

02:35:44.000 They don't hate me.

02:35:45.000 I thought they hated you.

02:35:46.000 No, man.

02:35:47.000 They love you now.

02:35:48.000 You and Dana, you hug?

02:35:49.000 We're not going to work it out.

02:35:50.000 Have you hugged Dana yet?

02:35:51.000 No.

02:35:52.000 That's a no.

02:35:53.000 I'm going to get a group hug going.

02:35:54.000 Dude, you need to hug Dana.

02:35:56.000 I need to hug Dana.

02:35:58.000 Dana's the godfather.

02:35:59.000 There's no hate for anybody.

02:36:00.000 Come on, man.

02:36:01.000 No, they don't hate me.

02:36:02.000 Dana's super wealthy now, so it seems like it's fine.

02:36:04.000 It's different.

02:36:05.000 It's different once you're wealthy.

02:36:05.000 What other divisions we got here?

02:36:08.000 You know what's interesting, man?

02:36:09.000 Jared Cannoneer and Robert Whitaker.

02:36:11.000 Ooh, that's coming up, too.

02:36:14.000 My thing, that's a good fight.

02:36:15.000 My thing is, what are you going to do with Till, though?

02:36:16.000 Because I thought, because, you know, Stylebender said he wants Yoel Romero, then you got Till just hanging there.

02:36:20.000 He just beat Kelvin.

02:36:21.000 Well, I think they're setting up Stylebender and Yoel Romero.

02:36:24.000 That's what I'm hearing.

02:36:24.000 That's what I heard, too.

02:36:26.000 My position, and this is not, no disrespect, my position that Yoel Romero was the uncrowned champ, Yoel Romero, I think, beat Whitaker in the second fight.

02:36:34.000 Me too. 0.97

02:36:34.000 But Boracina, that guy scares the fuck, but he's all injured. 0.97

02:36:40.000 He's got a bunch of injuries. 0.94

02:36:41.000 But you don't think Paulo Costa beat Yoel Romero in that fight?

02:36:45.000 No, no, I do think he did.

02:36:46.000 So why would Yoel Romero be the champ?

02:36:48.000 Because, no, no, no, no, no.

02:36:50.000 Yoel Romero was the champ coming from the Whitaker fight.

02:36:53.000 I really believe he beat Whitaker in the second fight.

02:36:55.000 Interesting.

02:36:56.000 He hurt him.

02:36:57.000 Back.

02:36:57.000 Twice.

02:36:57.000 For sure.

02:36:58.000 If you give those 10-8 rounds, he wins the fight.

02:37:01.000 And I think he should have gotten him.

02:37:02.000 I think he had him on Queer Street. 0.98

02:37:04.000 Judge is so crazy. 0.90

02:37:05.000 It is so crazy.

02:37:06.000 Whitaker, and he was also over there, Whitaker was never in a position where he had Yoel Romero even remotely hurt like that.

02:37:11.000 Never had him in danger.

02:37:15.000 You know, obviously, Whitaker loses to Stylebender in spectacular fashion, but when I see Yellow Romero against Paulo Costa, I go, well, Costa, obviously, is next in line for a shot at the title.

02:37:25.000 But then Costa gets hurt.

02:37:26.000 Did you lose your plug?

02:37:27.000 It's right there on the floor.

02:37:28.000 Right there.

02:37:28.000 Costa got hurt.

02:37:30.000 You know, so Costa's, like, had a couple surgeries.

02:37:32.000 I think he's had bicep surgery.

02:37:33.000 I think his bicep detached.

02:37:35.000 I think his...

02:37:36.000 What happened...

02:37:36.000 See with Paulo Costa.

02:37:38.000 He, to me, is one of the most promising guys in the division. 0.99

02:37:41.000 Motherfucker never gets tired. 1.00

02:37:42.000 He's got a face like a... 1.00

02:37:44.000 Goddamn fire hydrant. 1.00

02:37:45.000 When he beat Yael Romero, I thought he was good. 0.99

02:37:48.000 I was never that high.

02:37:49.000 When he beat Yael, I'm like, Jesus Christ, that boy is good.

02:37:52.000 He beat Yael Romero and walked him down. 0.99

02:37:53.000 Yeah, didn't give a fuck. 1.00

02:37:55.000 Didn't give a fuck. 1.00

02:37:55.000 He's a problem. 1.00

02:37:56.000 He's so fucking muscular. 1.00

02:37:57.000 He's so big. 1.00

02:37:59.000 He's so big for 185. You're like, how is he?

02:38:01.000 He looks like a young Vitor.

02:38:02.000 How does he not get tired?

02:38:03.000 Dude, when I stand next to that guy, A setback will recover from bicep surgery.

02:38:07.000 He won't be ready to fight until spring.

02:38:09.000 Yeah.

02:38:09.000 So that's a serious one, man.

02:38:11.000 When your bicep tears off your bone.

02:38:12.000 That's a problem.

02:38:13.000 That's happened to mine.

02:38:14.000 It didn't tear off, but it was coming off my shoulder. 0.99

02:38:16.000 It was coming off, and I had to re-strap that motherfucker back. 1.00

02:38:19.000 How about your boy Staubender called out, Yoel, though? 0.99

02:38:21.000 Well, he wants to fight him because he's the scariest guy.

02:38:23.000 He's like, I got to fight that guy because that guy's the guy.

02:38:26.000 Staubender's old school.

02:38:27.000 Yeah.

02:38:27.000 And also, he looks at him stylistically.

02:38:29.000 He wants to find out if he can stop that fucking wrestling and that power. 1.00

02:38:33.000 Yoel is a freak. 0.99

02:38:33.000 Yoel never uses his wrestling. 0.99

02:38:35.000 Probably because he gets tired.

02:38:37.000 He's 50 years old.

02:38:39.000 Legit 50 years old.

02:38:39.000 We don't even know how old he is.

02:38:40.000 He might be 55. That's what's impressive.

02:38:43.000 But he was so funny.

02:38:44.000 What's the official word on his age?

02:38:46.000 47. 41. 47. When he was here, he was talking about Cuba.

02:38:51.000 Not conspiracy theory, not YouTube shit. 0.99

02:38:53.000 They always assume that Cubans are fudging their age a little bit. 0.98

02:38:57.000 But that's like a stereotype that's been going on since the Olympics. 0.99

02:39:00.000 From fucking to Phil O. Stevenson. 0.98

02:39:03.000 But when he talked about, when Yoel Romero would talk about genetics and his physique, he's like, Go to Cuba! 0.99

02:39:12.000 Walk around!

02:39:13.000 He goes, everybody look like me.

02:39:15.000 It's true, man. 0.96

02:39:16.000 They got crazy genes, man.

02:39:18.000 Think about how many world-class boxers, world-class wrestlers, world-class judo people.

02:39:23.000 Hector Lombard.

02:39:24.000 Hector Lombard.

02:39:25.000 They're small players.

02:39:26.000 They get some freaks, man.

02:39:27.000 I ran into him at that Quintet Ultra show.

02:39:30.000 Hector Lombard.

02:39:31.000 Dude, I love that guy. 0.79

02:39:32.000 That guy's so fucking hilarious. 0.90

02:39:34.000 The fight is done. 0.63

02:39:35.000 Israel Adesanya confirms he is set to defend the middleweight title against Yoel Romero.

02:39:40.000 What's the date on that?

02:39:42.000 They have a name, date, and venue.

02:39:45.000 Yoel has trouble making 85 or no?

02:39:48.000 Yes.

02:39:48.000 He does.

02:39:49.000 He's missed weight.

02:39:49.000 That's why he wasn't a champion.

02:39:50.000 I mean, he struggles.

02:39:51.000 He struggles a little bit.

02:39:52.000 But, I mean, that's when he knocked out Luke Rockhold.

02:39:55.000 He should have won the title.

02:39:55.000 Yeah, but he missed the weight.

02:39:56.000 But he didn't have the weight.

02:39:58.000 I think Stylebender, though...

02:40:01.000 I like Stylebender's chance in that.

02:40:03.000 Hey man, you know what?

02:40:04.000 I do too.

02:40:05.000 I think Stylebender is clearly one of the best middleweights we've ever seen.

02:40:10.000 Dude, his striking is...

02:40:12.000 To me, I see...

02:40:15.000 When you see Usman, you see a Terminator. 1.00

02:40:20.000 He's going through, motherfuckers. 1.00

02:40:22.000 When you see Stylebender, you see like Bruce Lee. 1.00

02:40:25.000 He's the head of the game. 1.00

02:40:27.000 AI, motherfucker. 1.00

02:40:29.000 Stylebender, though, it's very subtle. 1.00

02:40:31.000 You actually never see him get...

02:40:33.000 Nobody gets a shot off and clear.

02:40:35.000 But not clean.

02:40:36.000 Oh, yes, he did.

02:40:37.000 No, no, no, that's true.

02:40:38.000 No, I did.

02:40:39.000 I saw that.

02:40:39.000 His face was awful.

02:40:40.000 That's true.

02:40:41.000 Hit the showers.

02:40:41.000 That is true.

02:40:42.000 That is true.

02:40:43.000 Gaslam, for his physicality and his size and what he's working with, is another one of those guys like Daniel Cormier who's so impressive.

02:40:50.000 Gaslam's a tank, man.

02:40:52.000 He needs to be a 170, I think. 0.97

02:40:53.000 I think so, too.

02:40:54.000 I think he needs a really good...

02:40:56.000 A 170?

02:40:57.000 He needs a real nutritionist.

02:40:59.000 He needs to not get so big outside of the fight. 0.99

02:41:01.000 I think at 170, Kelvin just runs through motherfuckers. 0.98

02:41:04.000 He might be the world champion at 170. I think he'd be world champion at 170. I believe that. 0.98

02:41:08.000 We just have to get him weed.

02:41:10.000 It's like we're a plan.

02:41:11.000 But if someone did get him to a real nutritionist and he did it Jose Aldo style where he took his time and did it over a long period of time correctly.

02:41:19.000 Where is he trained?

02:41:20.000 It's hard for Mexicans.

02:41:21.000 Because we love food.

02:41:24.000 Eddie loves food.

02:41:25.000 Eddie's one of his coaches.

02:41:26.000 Oh, you are?

02:41:27.000 He's a 10th planet black belt. 0.99

02:41:28.000 He's phenomenal, man.

02:41:29.000 Yeah.

02:41:29.000 He'd be champion.

02:41:30.000 He trains at King's MMA and then his jiu-jitsu trains with Victor Davila, one of my other black belts.

02:41:35.000 He was at the comedy store last night, I heard.

02:41:36.000 Who?

02:41:37.000 Was he?

02:41:37.000 Calvin?

02:41:37.000 Oh, Calvin loves comedy store, yeah.

02:41:39.000 He's always there.

02:41:40.000 He's a great guy.

02:41:41.000 He's a great guy as well as a great fighter.

02:41:44.000 He's so tough, though.

02:41:45.000 The nicest guys ever.

02:41:47.000 Of all time.

02:41:48.000 He's so shockingly tough though.

02:41:51.000 Like I look at his body, I look at him and I go...

02:41:53.000 Zero fear.

02:41:53.000 There's no reason he should be that tough.

02:41:55.000 There's no reason he should be able to hit guys who are that much taller.

02:41:58.000 And he's just, he's astonishing to me.

02:41:59.000 Yeah, zero fear and just the nicest man.

02:42:02.000 Like when he fights, there's no anxiety ever with him, dude.

02:42:07.000 Never.

02:42:07.000 He's just, he loves it.

02:42:09.000 He loves it.

02:42:10.000 He's like Tony.

02:42:11.000 Like Tony, him and Tony just go out there.

02:42:12.000 You haven't started camp though for Tony, right?

02:42:14.000 Not yet.

02:42:15.000 Not quite.

02:42:15.000 He's always training, but you haven't started camp.

02:42:16.000 He's always training, but... 0.99

02:42:18.000 I swear to God, if one of those two get hurt, man, I'm going to freak the fuck out. 0.79

02:42:22.000 What does Tony do when he's not in camp? 0.98

02:42:24.000 He's training every day.

02:42:25.000 What's going on with your phone, bro?

02:42:26.000 Your government recording house?

02:42:27.000 No.

02:42:28.000 I just have my phone on.

02:42:31.000 Tony's always training.

02:42:33.000 He's training every day, man.

02:42:35.000 He's just...

02:42:35.000 He does...

02:42:36.000 I mean, that's...

02:42:37.000 His secret weapon is that... 1.00

02:42:40.000 That's his default setting, is train, do cardio, do some kind of shit. 0.99

02:42:45.000 He's doing something every day. 0.99

02:42:48.000 He loves it.

02:42:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:42:49.000 Those are the guys that never get out of shape.

02:42:51.000 Dude, how about your boy Volkanovski?

02:42:53.000 What about him? 0.99

02:42:54.000 He's a monster. 1.00

02:42:55.000 Oh, he's a beast. 0.99

02:42:57.000 He's a guy who beat Max Holloway.

02:43:01.000 Max Holloway.

02:43:01.000 I'm really curious to see...

02:43:03.000 Just please, go take a leak. 1.00

02:43:05.000 Hit the fucking showers. 1.00

02:43:06.000 I'm sorry, I'm bad with the Russian name. 1.00

02:43:08.000 Who beat Uriah?

02:43:09.000 The Russian guy.

02:43:10.000 What's his name?

02:43:11.000 Piotr.

02:43:12.000 Piotr what?

02:43:13.000 Piotr...

02:43:14.000 Vasilyan. 1.00

02:43:14.000 Jan, you piece of shit. 1.00

02:43:15.000 It seems like more and more Russians are coming in and fucking people up, right? 1.00

02:43:20.000 That's going to be like... 1.00

02:43:22.000 They're built different, man. 1.00

02:43:23.000 They have extra tendons and shit. 1.00

02:43:25.000 They're harder. 0.99

02:43:26.000 Is there a big heavyweight Russian that has a promise? 1.00

02:43:31.000 No one that stands out where you look at him and you go...

02:43:35.000 Well, Usyk in boxing.

02:43:36.000 What do you think about Usyk moving up to legitimate heavyweight? 0.99

02:43:40.000 I think he's going to fuck dudes up. 0.96

02:43:41.000 You think so? 0.99

02:43:42.000 I think people are scared of him, yeah.

02:43:43.000 I'm really interested to see him when you get to the top of the heap.

02:43:48.000 I think he's going to get him problems.

02:43:49.000 Isn't he too small for those guys?

02:43:50.000 Nah, he's so talented, man.

02:43:52.000 There's no Drago guy like this ferocious guy?

02:43:56.000 He's going to be the close thing.

02:43:57.000 He's going to be a problem.

02:43:58.000 He's had one fight at heavyweight.

02:44:00.000 One fight at heavyweight.

02:44:00.000 And then they're already moving him into title position.

02:44:03.000 Oh yeah, he's there.

02:44:05.000 I don't know.

02:44:06.000 Can you imagine a Khabib at 205 or a Khabib at heavyweight? 1.00

02:44:09.000 I think Khabib is going to fight at 170 before he's done.

02:44:12.000 I really do.

02:44:13.000 I think he's going to fight where he doesn't have to worry about cutting weight.

02:44:16.000 It'd be him and St. Pierre at 70 then.

02:44:18.000 Because he's not fighting just the boys at 70. Well, they would meet at 65. I think St. Pierre said that he could legitimately get to 65 and they could do a catchweight fight.

02:44:26.000 Khabib would go to 70 though, I bet. 0.98

02:44:29.000 Yeah, so he's...

02:44:51.000 Doing a lot of water exercises.

02:44:54.000 He puts these...

02:44:55.000 GSP puts these things on his hands and his feet.

02:44:58.000 He does all these crazy water...

02:44:59.000 I used to do it with him.

02:45:00.000 Yeah?

02:45:01.000 How was it?

02:45:01.000 We used to do it in Laguna Niguel.

02:45:03.000 It'd be our workout.

02:45:04.000 We'd be in the pool for an hour.

02:45:05.000 And he has these things.

02:45:07.000 It's just like...

02:45:07.000 You're doing sprints?

02:45:09.000 No.

02:45:10.000 It's almost like you grab these handles.

02:45:13.000 There he is.

02:45:13.000 Joseph Pierre.

02:45:14.000 And what does it do?

02:45:16.000 It's a workout. 1.00

02:45:17.000 For your shoulders, your conditioning, it's a fucking beast. 0.99

02:45:19.000 Give me some volume on this so I can hear what he's saying. 1.00

02:45:22.000 Can we get some volume? 1.00

02:45:23.000 Damn! 0.99

02:45:24.000 What are those things he has in his hands? 0.99

02:45:26.000 And also improve the core strength.

02:45:28.000 So what I'm going to do is I use the pool.

02:45:30.000 I try to be in a place where it's not too deep.

02:45:33.000 If the depth of the pool is not good enough, like this right now, I try to submerge myself to the shoulder.

02:45:43.000 Then what I do is I make a punch and I go with pronation and supination at the same time as I'm doing it.

02:45:51.000 I focus on pushing but also on schooling.

02:45:56.000 That's not easy.

02:45:58.000 That's why he's got a stiff jab.

02:46:00.000 That's the jab right there.

02:46:03.000 There's also no punishment on your bones or body.

02:46:06.000 That's cool.

02:46:07.000 You say 230 or 240, so he does 230 of those? 1.00

02:46:10.000 One thing I noticed about him is his fucking legs. 1.00

02:46:12.000 He's got huge legs. 1.00

02:46:14.000 I saw him in jeans.

02:46:14.000 Don't look at his legs, dude.

02:46:16.000 Bro, how about that video I sent you of that guy live-streaming the war?

02:46:19.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:46:21.000 That depressed me.

02:46:22.000 Jamie, do you want to see this? 1.00

02:46:23.000 I thought, what the fuck, man? 1.00

02:46:26.000 What kind of world are we living in? 1.00

02:46:28.000 The guy's just like, yeah, howl, howl, boom!

02:46:31.000 What was that like?

02:46:34.000 Hey, were those Americans? 0.65

02:46:35.000 When was that?

02:46:36.000 I don't think so.

02:46:37.000 If it's not like 10 years ago or something?

02:46:39.000 No, I think there's real reason.

02:46:40.000 I don't know.

02:46:41.000 I don't know.

02:46:41.000 I'm going to send it to you right now, Jamie.

02:46:43.000 You haven't seen it?

02:46:43.000 Oh, you saw it, right?

02:46:44.000 It was in the Groot chat.

02:46:45.000 Yeah, I saw it. 1.00

02:46:46.000 It was fucked up, dude. 1.00

02:46:47.000 That shit could be easily fake these days now. 1.00

02:46:49.000 Oh, Eddie, Jesus Christ. 1.00

02:46:51.000 No, they got apps where people can blow shit up now. 0.98

02:46:53.000 Right, but I don't think that was fake. 0.99

02:46:55.000 $2.50.

02:46:56.000 We also have dudes who are actually fighting in a war who have cell phones.

02:47:00.000 And they're actually getting cell phones.

02:47:03.000 Watch this.

02:47:04.000 Look behind.

02:47:06.000 Bro, that shit is real as fuck. 1.00

02:47:09.000 Real as fuck. 1.00

02:47:10.000 I just don't know if this is American troops. 0.99

02:47:12.000 Probably.

02:47:13.000 Does it say Jamie?

02:47:18.000 I hope they didn't.

02:47:23.000 You'd probably be better off without your seatbelts.

02:47:26.000 Is that American or what is that?

02:47:27.000 I don't know what that is.

02:47:28.000 Jesus Christ.

02:47:30.000 The guys who got hit look like they were probably not on our side.

02:47:33.000 I don't know.

02:47:34.000 That looks like an IED or something. 0.99

02:47:36.000 Damn. 1.00

02:47:37.000 I just hope nothing happens with this Iran shit. 1.00

02:47:39.000 Nothing's going to happen. 1.00

02:47:41.000 Nothing's gonna happen.

02:47:41.000 Oh, well, now that Eddie said it, I know you've kept the press.

02:47:44.000 I don't think it's in Iran's vested interest to really do something serious.

02:47:48.000 You know what?

02:47:48.000 I mean, we talked about this earlier.

02:47:50.000 What actually happened is when they bombed, when Iran, like, they swore revenge. 0.99

02:47:54.000 They raised their red flag.

02:47:56.000 And they were gonna bomb.

02:47:57.000 Twice, man.

02:47:57.000 They bombed and they killed nobody.

02:47:59.000 But in their media, they reported that they killed 30 Americans.

02:48:03.000 So it looks like a real retaliation.

02:48:06.000 That's what it's all about.

02:48:07.000 Gotta rattle swords.

02:48:08.000 When it all comes down, dude, we're surrounding, we got military bases all around.

02:48:12.000 What are they gonna do?

02:48:15.000 I feel like if the intelligence hadn't come back, that there was something imminent, that this guy, we knew this guy was, he was in Baghdad.

02:48:25.000 He wasn't doing things that were in our interest.

02:48:29.000 No, no.

02:48:29.000 And we do know that, going back to actually Bush 2, we know that he was the mastermind of a lot of this sort of international.

02:48:38.000 Yeah, he needed to be taken out.

02:48:39.000 Controlling Hezbollah, trying to set up those kinds of states and all these other states. 0.98

02:48:42.000 If Trump wouldn't have taken him out, then the loony left would be going after him for not taking him out.

02:48:47.000 Well, here's the thing also.

02:48:49.000 Trump has been very disengaged with the Middle East.

02:48:52.000 He's like, I don't want to be involved in the Middle East. 0.99

02:48:54.000 Do you want to pull the troops out?

02:48:55.000 In a lot of ways, I agree with this policy.

02:48:57.000 And I think that Iran got emboldened and started becoming more active in the spheres of influence that we are trying to do.

02:49:05.000 Well, what happened was, because they made a lot of deals while Obama was in office, and Trump was, like, reneging on all that. 0.99

02:49:11.000 He's like, who made these stupid-ass deals? 1.00

02:49:13.000 So Iran's like, fuck you! 1.00

02:49:15.000 I thought we had a deal! 1.00

02:49:16.000 Trump's like... 1.00

02:49:17.000 Fuck that deal. 1.00

02:49:18.000 That deal goes against the United States. 1.00

02:49:20.000 So fuck all that. 1.00

02:49:21.000 That's what's going on. 0.99

02:49:22.000 So the rumor is that the president of Iran wasn't getting along with Soleimani anyways.

02:49:31.000 So Trump said...

02:49:33.000 I got you, fam.

02:49:34.000 Let's take them out. 0.66

02:49:35.000 I'll do you a favor. 1.00

02:49:36.000 I look like a bad motherfucker. 1.00

02:49:38.000 It's possible. 1.00

02:49:38.000 And then you say, we're going to get revenge. 1.00

02:49:40.000 You bomb a base that has nobody.

02:49:43.000 That's very interesting.

02:49:44.000 You claim that there's 30 people and everybody in Iran goes, oh, we got revenge.

02:49:48.000 I can see that.

02:49:49.000 And then everybody's fine.

02:49:50.000 I can see that.

02:49:51.000 Nobody wants World War III. Seems legit.

02:49:52.000 Nobody wants World War III. No.

02:49:54.000 Nobody. 1.00

02:49:55.000 Who wants that shit? 1.00

02:49:56.000 Who's working tonight? 1.00

02:49:57.000 You working tonight?

02:49:57.000 I'm working tonight.

02:49:58.000 We're on the same card, right?

02:49:59.000 We're on the same show.

02:50:00.000 I gotta go see my kids first.

02:50:01.000 Me too.

02:50:01.000 I gotta put my son to bed.

02:50:03.000 None of you bitches are going anywhere. 1.00

02:50:04.000 We just got started, dude. 0.99

02:50:06.000 We talked about three fights.

02:50:08.000 It's 6 o'clock.

02:50:09.000 You don't have nowhere to be.

02:50:10.000 Oh, I gotta do a 7-15 show.

02:50:12.000 No, no, I gotta put my son to bed.

02:50:14.000 Um, Cejudo's vacating the flyweight title.

02:50:17.000 So our boy, Joseph Benavidez, finally gets a title against a Brazilian gentleman who, uh, pull up his name, Jamie?

02:50:25.000 I don't want to fuck up the pronunciation.

02:50:27.000 It's tough to remember any flyweights.

02:50:29.000 Can we talk about Connor and Cowboy, please?

02:50:30.000 We already did, but you weren't here.

02:50:31.000 You messed it, dude.

02:50:33.000 And I talked to Luke Thomas about it for an hour straight.

02:50:36.000 It can go either way. 0.99

02:50:38.000 Maybe, I mean, who the fuck knows? 0.99

02:50:41.000 Figueredo. 0.99

02:50:41.000 Yeah, that's right. 0.99

02:50:43.000 Davidson Figueroa. 0.97

02:50:45.000 He's a beast.

02:50:45.000 That'll probably be the last one in the division, huh?

02:50:47.000 He's a dangerous dude, man.

02:50:48.000 You know, Joe Benavita's been training 10th Planet the last couple years.

02:50:51.000 I don't know if you know that.

02:50:52.000 Has he been?

02:50:53.000 With Las Vegas?

02:50:54.000 Yeah, 10th Planet Las Vegas with Casey Halstead's coach.

02:50:57.000 Nice.

02:50:58.000 Beautiful.

02:50:58.000 I love Joe as a person.

02:51:00.000 I'm a big fan of him.

02:51:01.000 He's one of my favorite people.

02:51:02.000 And I feel like, you know, for him, he had an ACL tear, had to go through surgery, came back, and then the title's kind of been in limbo.

02:51:09.000 Had a close fight with Henry Cejudo, man.

02:51:11.000 Split decision, yeah.

02:51:12.000 Very close fight.

02:51:13.000 Didn't he win?

02:51:14.000 Yes.

02:51:15.000 He won.

02:51:16.000 He beat Henry Cejudo.

02:51:17.000 He's one of the few guys that beat Henry Cejudo.

02:51:19.000 So, if anybody deserves a shot at the title, it's Joe Benavidez, for sure.

02:51:24.000 I'm real interested in that rematch between Volkanovski and Max.

02:51:28.000 That's happening immediately?

02:51:29.000 I don't know, but I would imagine you would have a rematch.

02:51:32.000 Is that a good thing to make immediate rematches?

02:51:34.000 Max is telling me, he's like, I need some time, I'm going to rest.

02:51:37.000 Maybe he wants it now.

02:51:38.000 They want to do it in Australia.

02:51:39.000 Listen, Volkanovski wants a rest, too.

02:51:41.000 100%. 1.00

02:51:42.000 That was a goddamn five-round war. 1.00

02:51:44.000 145? 1.00

02:51:45.000 People talk about 55. People talk about 70. 145 in the UFC? That might be the deepest division.

02:51:51.000 Bro, how about the Korean zombie taking out Frank Jaeger quick? 1.00

02:51:55.000 I was surprised. 1.00

02:51:55.000 So you got Creon Zombie, you got Yair Rodriguez, you got your boy fucking the hormone monster, Zabit. 1.00

02:52:02.000 35 or 45? 1.00

02:52:04.000 45. Zabit's the freak.

02:52:06.000 You also have Calvin Cater, who almost took out Zabit in the third round.

02:52:09.000 Correct.

02:52:09.000 Brian Ortega?

02:52:10.000 But Calvin Cater is now going to fight Jeremy Stevenson.

02:52:13.000 That's a crazy fight.

02:52:14.000 Dude, that Calvin Cater is the dark horse.

02:52:16.000 He's the dark horse.

02:52:17.000 He's the dark horse, but Zabit beat him. 0.93

02:52:19.000 No, no, no.

02:52:20.000 Let me tell you something.

02:52:21.000 Zabit, if that was a five-round fight, Zabit was in trouble.

02:52:24.000 Big trouble.

02:52:24.000 That third round, he was getting stunned.

02:52:26.000 He was on his bike.

02:52:28.000 You watched the interview, the post-fight interview, which I just watched the whole fight and the interview this week.

02:52:33.000 And at the end of the fight, he was heaving.

02:52:35.000 Breathing hard.

02:52:36.000 He said, I did not expect him to come after me so hard in the third round.

02:52:40.000 And he took him down at the end of the third round and just held on.

02:52:42.000 And while he's just holding on, Calvin Cater is battering him from the bottom.

02:52:47.000 He didn't try to get back up.

02:52:48.000 He just punished him from the bottom.

02:52:50.000 And Zabit did zero damage with that takedown.

02:52:53.000 45 is the best division in the UFC. Fucking dangerous, and he's getting better. 0.92

02:52:57.000 He's getting better and better and better. 0.99

02:52:59.000 He's starched Ricardo Lamas. 1.00

02:53:00.000 He's a fucking beast, man. 1.00

02:53:02.000 What do you guys think about Bryce Mitchell? 1.00

02:53:04.000 Is he rising at 45, or is it 55?

02:53:08.000 He'd be 55, right?

02:53:09.000 The guy who won submission of the year.

02:53:10.000 With the Twister?

02:53:12.000 The Twister, yeah.

02:53:13.000 He's 55, right?

02:53:14.000 Oh, isn't he 45?

02:53:17.000 How many fights does he have in the UFC right now?

02:53:19.000 I don't know, man.

02:53:20.000 All I know is that he's a twister.

02:53:22.000 He said he learned it online.

02:53:26.000 Did you see his interview with Theo Vaughn?

02:53:29.000 No, I didn't.

02:53:30.000 Dude, you gotta watch that interview with Theo Vaughn. 0.99

02:53:32.000 It's two dudes from fucking Arkansas and Alabama and Louisiana. 0.99

02:53:36.000 It's hilarious. 1.00

02:53:38.000 That's so funny.

02:53:39.000 He's the Theo Vaughn of the UFC. He's hilarious.

02:53:46.000 He's hilarious.

02:53:47.000 I love that guy.

02:53:48.000 Sugar Sean O'Malley is finally getting back in the game.

02:53:51.000 He fought in Quintet Ultra. 0.99

02:53:52.000 He got fucked. 1.00

02:53:53.000 He's one of the guys that got fucked. 1.00

02:53:54.000 Speaking about getting fucked over, how about Cub Swanson? 0.99

02:53:57.000 Rowing with Jake Shields. 0.99

02:53:58.000 Did you guys watch that?

02:54:00.000 His ACL explodes.

02:54:01.000 You gotta get on UFC Fight Pass and watch Quintet Ultra.

02:54:05.000 I canceled the UFC Fight Pass.

02:54:07.000 You canceled it?

02:54:08.000 Cub fights at 145. Jake, obviously, when MMA was fighting, he was fighting at 170. He's a way bigger guy.

02:54:14.000 He walks around at 190. He's probably bigger than that.

02:54:16.000 And he had a ridiculous reap. 0.97

02:54:18.000 It was an exaggerated reap on that leg, man. 0.93

02:54:23.000 It wasn't even a reap in between the legs.

02:54:25.000 It was a reap across the hip. 1.00

02:54:27.000 And blew Cub's shit out. 0.99

02:54:29.000 Dude, his leg just blew out. 1.00

02:54:30.000 It was really fucked up. 0.99

02:54:32.000 It wasn't even a submission. 0.99

02:54:33.000 It was in the process of...

02:54:34.000 Yeah, he's reaping the leg.

02:54:36.000 Jesus, man.

02:54:37.000 It was so bad, he's pop!

02:54:39.000 And you see him, ah!

02:54:40.000 And he falls down.

02:54:41.000 And then you look in the cub.

02:54:42.000 Married kids.

02:54:44.000 Only source of income.

02:54:45.000 Gonna be out for a year.

02:54:48.000 Yeah.

02:54:48.000 How about that?

02:54:49.000 How about that?

02:54:49.000 You're just laying there.

02:54:50.000 For a grappling match, you just beat Crone Gracie. 1.00

02:54:54.000 And now you're in a position where you're out 100% for a year at 36. It sucks. 0.97

02:54:58.000 Totally. 1.00

02:54:59.000 I would not fucking do a grappling match if I was a world class MMA fighter. 0.99

02:55:02.000 Don't say that. 0.99

02:55:03.000 Don't fuck up the grappling scene.

02:55:05.000 I wouldn't do it.

02:55:06.000 It's not worth it.

02:55:07.000 Edit that out, Jamie.

02:55:08.000 No, it's not worth it.

02:55:10.000 I want to apologize again to the Queen of England.

02:55:12.000 I fell.

02:55:13.000 I stepped out of line.

02:55:14.000 I blame it on alcohol and marijuana.

02:55:16.000 I'm glad marijuana is illegal in your country, ma'am.

02:55:19.000 Hey, listen, I will say this.

02:55:20.000 When the Queen was 19, look her up.

02:55:23.000 Stunning.

02:55:24.000 Now it's even worse.

02:55:25.000 Seriously. 0.74

02:55:26.000 We've sexualized her. 1.00

02:55:26.000 Stunning. 1.00

02:55:27.000 Now you've gone too far, sir. 0.92

02:55:28.000 You've pornographized her.

02:55:29.000 And she was super nice. 0.99

02:55:30.000 I don't think that world-class fighters should be fucking jet skiing, and I don't think they should be fucking jumping motorcycles over cliffs. 1.00

02:55:37.000 Cowboy says, hold my fucking beard. 1.00

02:55:39.000 Cowboy does everything. 1.00

02:55:40.000 Cowboy should be able to do whatever he wants.

02:55:41.000 Cowboy cave dives.

02:55:42.000 If I was tight with Cowboy, I would say, dude, it's not worth the risk.

02:55:47.000 Obviously, he doesn't care.

02:55:48.000 And he would laugh and walk away.

02:55:49.000 He'll laugh in my face.

02:55:50.000 That's who he is, man.

02:55:51.000 He is who he is.

02:55:52.000 But legitimately, you look at Cub Swanson, that guy just ran into a giant problem that shouldn't have existed.

02:55:59.000 The position wouldn't have been available in MMA the way it was in grappling.

02:56:03.000 That could happen in training, though, with Cub, too.

02:56:05.000 But he wouldn't be grappling in a competitive manner against a guy who's 30 pounds larger than him.

02:56:10.000 Yeah, well...

02:56:11.000 Jake is so strong.

02:56:13.000 At Jackson's, though, I'm sure he worked with big guys.

02:56:15.000 It was a freak thing.

02:56:16.000 It could happen in practice.

02:56:19.000 It could have happened in practice, but less likely.

02:56:23.000 It was a freak thing.

02:56:25.000 It was a freak thing.

02:56:26.000 It was a great show, though.

02:56:28.000 So did Gordon Ryan really retire?

02:56:30.000 Is that real?

02:56:31.000 I think so.

02:56:32.000 I think so.

02:56:33.000 Why not, right?

02:56:34.000 He should do MMA though, right?

02:56:35.000 He should.

02:56:36.000 All I know is he was on a trip, road trip, doing seminars everywhere, selling out and shit, and then something happened where he decided, he was like, you know what? 0.94

02:56:47.000 Let me slow down and enjoy life. 0.99

02:56:49.000 What a baller move. 0.98

02:56:49.000 That's what he said. 0.98

02:56:50.000 That's what he said.

02:56:51.000 How old is he?

02:56:51.000 I don't know.

02:56:52.000 24. Maybe he did some mushrooms or something and realized the best in the world, Brian.

02:56:57.000 You don't get to go at 24. You're like, all right.

02:57:00.000 Yeah, you do, though.

02:57:01.000 Brian, tell us again about Bohemian Grove.

02:57:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:57:04.000 Just to fuck up. 0.99

02:57:07.000 Fuck off. 1.00

02:57:09.000 Fuck off, man. 1.00

02:57:10.000 Every time we're going to try to make a point, we're going to take a break, right? 1.00

02:57:13.000 We're going to bring up Bohemian Grove.

02:57:15.000 You're like, ah!

02:57:16.000 Come on.

02:57:17.000 Tell us about 24. Fuck that Bohemian Grove. 1.00

02:57:20.000 Hey, I didn't... 1.00

02:57:21.000 That video was very blurry, dude.

02:57:23.000 I don't know.

02:57:23.000 That was a corn cut.

02:57:24.000 That was like UFO shit, and he said it was a corn thing. 0.99

02:57:27.000 Yes. 0.99

02:57:28.000 Being retired gives me an opportunity to expand on things I didn't have time to focus on while I was trying to be the best.

02:57:33.000 Excited to learn.

02:57:34.000 You know what?

02:57:35.000 As far as what he's accomplished in jiu-jitsu, he's done more than most people.

02:57:42.000 So if he wants to retire, he can retire. 0.99

02:57:45.000 He wants to do other shit. 1.00

02:57:47.000 I'm out. 1.00

02:57:47.000 Fuck it, dude. 1.00

02:57:48.000 I'm over this jiu-jitsu thing. 1.00

02:57:49.000 I'm gonna go do this.

02:57:50.000 You know what he could do?

02:57:50.000 Seriously, all he needs to do is just open up a school.

02:57:53.000 He'll have 400, 500 students.

02:57:55.000 He'll make about 60, 70 grand a month.

02:57:59.000 And it'll be a nice, easy life.

02:58:01.000 He might not want that, though.

02:58:03.000 Some guys just want to get done with the game.

02:58:04.000 No, no, no.

02:58:05.000 He wants to teach.

02:58:06.000 No, no, he wants to teach.

02:58:07.000 Does he?

02:58:07.000 All he's got to do is open a school, he'll have three, four hundred students easy, he'll make 60, 70k a month easy, and he'll just be chilling, just training guys.

02:58:17.000 That's the easy life. 0.91

02:58:19.000 He's already beaten fucking pretty much everybody out there. 0.98

02:58:23.000 I have a proposition for you, Brian Callen. 0.97

02:58:24.000 Steve Rinello sent me a bunch of dates.

02:58:26.000 He wants us to come and do his live podcast.

02:58:28.000 He offered it to me in Anaheim.

02:58:29.000 I'll do it with you.

02:58:30.000 But I was out of town.

02:58:31.000 Let's fly in somewhere and go do his live podcast somewhere.

02:58:34.000 Okay.

02:58:34.000 Just for fun.

02:58:35.000 I'd love to do that.

02:58:36.000 Have a good time.

02:58:36.000 And I want to go hunting.

02:58:39.000 Now, we can do it in New Zealand.

02:58:40.000 My boy Joe Janamore offered us that too far.

02:58:42.000 I don't want to go to New Zealand.

02:58:43.000 Okay.

02:58:43.000 You can't bring the meat back.

02:58:44.000 You got some connections in New Zealand?

02:58:45.000 Oh, no, that's not true.

02:58:46.000 Brian Callen.

02:58:47.000 Connections in New Zealand?

02:58:48.000 You can't bring the meat back from Australia, I think.

02:58:50.000 I think you can bring the meat back from Australia.

02:58:52.000 Okay, but listen.

02:58:52.000 We need to go hunting somewhere.

02:58:55.000 It's so much fun, and it's sad. 0.99

02:58:57.000 You don't fucking care. 0.99

02:58:58.000 I do care. 1.00

02:58:59.000 You know what?

02:58:59.000 Brian, he does care about you.

02:59:00.000 Brian.

02:59:05.000 Can I have that?

02:59:07.000 Is that the only one you have?

02:59:08.000 That's the only one I have.

02:59:09.000 Dude, that is scary.

02:59:11.000 That's a legit Aztec-Mexican death whistle. 0.94

02:59:14.000 I'm getting chills right now.

02:59:15.000 I do not like it.

02:59:16.000 Like some dark, evil spirit just intrigued my soul.

02:59:18.000 Hey, for reals, I'm leaving, though.

02:59:19.000 I've got to put my kid to bed.

02:59:20.000 I have to before he goes.

02:59:22.000 Is everybody leaving?

02:59:22.000 I'm leaving because I'm going to go to Nashville tomorrow.

02:59:24.000 Come see me at Nashville.

02:59:25.000 No, you've got a show tonight with me at the store, bro.

02:59:27.000 What time is your show?

02:59:29.000 Tonight?

02:59:30.000 We're on the main room at 8?

02:59:31.000 Oh, okay.

02:59:32.000 Main room at 8. Who's doing that?

02:59:33.000 Whose show is that?

02:59:34.000 Josh Adam Myers.

02:59:35.000 Okay.

02:59:36.000 I will...

02:59:36.000 I'll keep going with Eddie for a little bit.

02:59:39.000 You guys get out of here.

02:59:39.000 Come see me in Cleveland at the end of the month, too.

02:59:41.000 I'm going to convention the world is round.

02:59:43.000 Hilarities.

02:59:43.000 Oh, do it.

02:59:44.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:59:44.000 I'll see you guys next time. 0.99

02:59:45.000 Go to my website and talk about my dates.

02:59:48.000 I'm in San Jose next week.

02:59:49.000 How's your show doing?

02:59:50.000 Your show doing good?

02:59:51.000 Yeah.

02:59:51.000 BrianCallum.com.

02:59:53.000 tfatk.com.

02:59:54.000 B-R-Y. West Palm Beach Improv.

02:59:57.000 Oh, when are you there?

02:59:58.000 On their Valentine's Day.

03:00:00.000 Oh! 0.60

03:00:01.000 In Cleveland, I'm at Hilarity's.

03:00:03.000 I love that place.

03:00:04.000 January 30, 31. Hilarity's the shit. 1.00

03:00:06.000 Is that Fort Lauderdale? 1.00

03:00:07.000 West Palm Beach?

03:00:08.000 Yeah, I know.

03:00:08.000 You can take that Lolita Express right there.

03:00:11.000 West Palm.

03:00:11.000 Okay.

03:00:12.000 I fly in.

03:00:12.000 It's right there.

03:00:14.000 BrianKown.com.

03:00:15.000 All these guys are opening for me.

03:00:16.000 tfatk.com.

03:00:18.000 I love you guys.

03:00:19.000 We should do a fight companion show, boys.

03:00:21.000 We really should.

03:00:22.000 We should do a show somewhere.

03:00:23.000 Isn't that we're doing?

03:00:24.000 We're doing a show at a theater.

03:00:26.000 Oh.

03:00:26.000 Like all of us do stand-up.

03:00:28.000 We did that at the Ice House.

03:00:30.000 Yeah, we could do more of those.

03:00:31.000 Let's do that.

03:00:31.000 Did we do it?

03:00:32.000 Yeah, we did it once.

03:00:33.000 Yeah, we did one at the Ice House.

03:00:34.000 We did one at the Ice House.

03:00:34.000 Let's do it like in places like...

03:00:35.000 It wasn't an official fight camp...

03:00:37.000 Fight companion show.

03:00:38.000 We were all...

03:00:38.000 It was the four of us.

03:00:39.000 Let's do it in like...

03:00:41.000 Let's go like to... 1.00

03:00:41.000 Nobody can hear you, motherfucker. 1.00

03:00:43.000 Do you understand microphones? 1.00

03:00:44.000 Get up on that, bitch. 1.00

03:00:45.000 Let's do it in, like, you know, let's do, like, England, British Columbia, places like that, fucking Canada. 1.00

03:00:51.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

03:00:52.000 Let's do a fucking tour. 1.00

03:00:53.000 Canada? 1.00

03:00:54.000 Make money.

03:00:55.000 I'm down.

03:00:55.000 I'm down to do a tour.

03:00:57.000 Let's do it.

03:00:57.000 We'll talk.

03:00:57.000 Just four dates.

03:00:58.000 I'd love to do that.

03:00:59.000 Four dates is good.

03:01:00.000 Fine, let's do it.

03:01:01.000 That's a good number. 1.00

03:01:02.000 Dude, we would pass that shit up. 0.99

03:01:04.000 Thank you. 1.00

03:01:04.000 Love you, dog. 1.00

03:01:05.000 Be careful.

03:01:06.000 Drive safe. 1.00

03:01:07.000 Don't give up your back, bitch. 1.00

03:01:08.000 That's Gordon Ryan right there. 1.00

03:01:10.000 That's Gordon Ryan right there.

03:01:11.000 Stop, boy.

03:01:11.000 Stop.

03:01:12.000 Stop. 1.00

03:01:13.000 He's going to grab your dick. 1.00

03:01:14.000 Okay. 1.00

03:01:15.000 Okay.

03:01:16.000 Okay.

03:01:19.000 Brian Callen, ladies and gentlemen. 1.00

03:01:21.000 Joe, on a fucking zone. 1.00

03:01:22.000 You just want to keep going. 1.00

03:01:24.000 I love that shit. 1.00

03:01:25.000 You're like, fuck those dudes. 1.00

03:01:25.000 Well, you and me, we don't get a chance to hang that much. 1.00

03:01:28.000 They have to go.

03:01:29.000 We don't have to go.

03:01:30.000 I don't have to go nowhere.

03:01:31.000 I have to be anywhere until 7 o'clock.

03:01:33.000 That's 40 minutes from now. 1.00

03:01:34.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

03:01:34.000 I'm good. 0.99

03:01:35.000 Where are you going, son? 0.99

03:01:36.000 I just got family shit to do. 0.99

03:01:37.000 No spots tonight? 0.98

03:01:38.000 I have a spot tonight.

03:01:39.000 Where?

03:01:39.000 I'm at the store at, I think I'm at 10.15.

03:01:43.000 Check my schedule.

03:01:45.000 You're doing the next Tuesday night at the Comedy Store.

03:01:48.000 That's probably already sold out.

03:01:50.000 As soon as you're on there, it's sold out.

03:01:51.000 I don't know.

03:01:52.000 No, as soon as you're on, it sells out.

03:01:54.000 And Joey's on.

03:01:55.000 You and Joey?

03:01:56.000 I think Whitney's on too.

03:01:57.000 Whitney's the late show.

03:01:59.000 Oh, okay.

03:02:00.000 You and Joey at 8 o'clock at the Comedy Store, I am sure it's sold out.

03:02:05.000 And then I'm leaving and going across the street to the improv.

03:02:08.000 Going down the street.

03:02:09.000 I have a 10.30 at the improv on Tuesday.

03:02:11.000 Yeah, I've been doing the improv a lot, man.

03:02:13.000 I like it.

03:02:14.000 I did it once.

03:02:15.000 I'm trying to juice it back up too.

03:02:17.000 I'm trying to bring everybody over there.

03:02:18.000 I'm like, hey guys, we can go both places.

03:02:20.000 You can do it 8 o'clock at the improv or 10 o'clock at the store.

03:02:23.000 You can bounce back and forth. 0.99

03:02:24.000 You don't fuck with life actor? 0.99

03:02:26.000 Not really. 0.99

03:02:26.000 There's enough gravy to go around for two great clubs. 0.99

03:02:30.000 I like the way they handle things at the improv.

03:02:33.000 They're nice people.

03:02:35.000 You know, the people that run it are cool.

03:02:36.000 I've been going there forever.

03:02:37.000 And they kind of took me in after I left the store.

03:02:40.000 So I feel obligated to continue to perform.

03:02:43.000 Totally.

03:02:44.000 Yeah.

03:02:45.000 I like it there, man.

03:02:46.000 Paige is awesome. 1.00

03:02:47.000 Reed is awesome.

03:02:47.000 The people that run it are awesome.

03:02:49.000 It's cool.

03:02:50.000 And it's right across the street from a weed store.

03:02:54.000 I did improv once and Laugh Factory once.

03:02:57.000 The improv show I did with Tony Hinchcliffe, he had his friend's show.

03:03:01.000 That one's great.

03:03:03.000 You know his Alabama bit?

03:03:05.000 Yes.

03:03:07.000 Don't give it up, but yes.

03:03:09.000 Dude.

03:03:09.000 Hilarious.

03:03:10.000 It just so happened that that week I had 10 motherfuckers from Alabama, 10th Planet, Decatur, Alabama, come in and come to see me do a live show and At the improv, they were all there from Alabama, and three of them were cops. 0.98

03:03:25.000 Oh, no. 0.98

03:03:26.000 And they're mad at Tony?

03:03:27.000 No, no.

03:03:28.000 They loved it.

03:03:28.000 Oh, that's good.

03:03:29.000 They loved it.

03:03:29.000 Oh, no, no, no.

03:03:30.000 But come on.

03:03:31.000 That's hilarious.

03:03:32.000 It's hilarious, right?

03:03:33.000 He's got that Alabama bit.

03:03:35.000 It's a funny bit, too.

03:03:37.000 It's amazing, and they all loved it.

03:03:39.000 They all loved it, man.

03:03:40.000 Have you seen his Me Too movie bit?

03:03:42.000 No.

03:03:42.000 I'm not saying nothing.

03:03:43.000 We'll talk later.

03:03:44.000 I love Tony Hinchcliffe.

03:03:45.000 He's hilarious, man. 1.00

03:03:45.000 That guy's a fucking beast. 1.00

03:03:47.000 He's out there swinging. 1.00

03:03:48.000 That guy's a beast, man.

03:03:49.000 That kid's swinging.

03:03:49.000 He works hard, man.

03:03:51.000 I've known Tony for a long time.

03:03:52.000 He works hard.

03:03:53.000 Like we were talking about earlier, I really am happy that The comedy scene is slowly getting braver with jokes.

03:04:04.000 It seems like...

03:04:05.000 It's a weird thing because in the 80s, it was like the cool thing to be a liberal and I'm Democrat and Republicans, they're just Christians. 0.83

03:04:14.000 They have family values. 1.00

03:04:16.000 They don't want to get hired, go to heavy metal concerts, fuck Republicans. 1.00

03:04:20.000 But as you get older and you have kids, and I don't know what happened. 1.00

03:04:24.000 I don't know what happened, but it seems like now...

03:04:27.000 The cool kids are Republicans.

03:04:29.000 Do you know that expression?

03:04:30.000 Show me a young man who's not a liberal and I'll show you a man with no heart. 0.98

03:04:34.000 Show me an old man who's not conservative and I'll show you a man with no brain. 0.99

03:04:38.000 There you go.

03:04:39.000 There's certain aspects of me that have become more conservative as I've got older.

03:04:44.000 I appreciate hard work more.

03:04:46.000 I understand the mental pitfalls involved and self-pity and a lot of the things.

03:04:52.000 Family values, man.

03:04:53.000 Family values.

03:04:53.000 That's the number one thing.

03:04:54.000 Because when I grew up There were no family values.

03:04:57.000 And I thought family values is a way to control you.

03:04:59.000 They're trying to control you with the family values in Christ. 1.00

03:05:02.000 And the older you get, you're like, I was a fucking idiot. 1.00

03:05:07.000 Of course it's all about family. 1.00

03:05:09.000 You gotta have values. 0.99

03:05:10.000 A dude with no values is a dude you can't trust worth a shit. 0.95

03:05:15.000 It's also when you have something to lose, you realize that everybody has something to lose. 0.97

03:05:20.000 And it puts you in, like, you commiserate with all the other people that also have families.

03:05:24.000 You all feel...

03:05:25.000 That's one thing when you go to family gatherings and everyone's got their kids.

03:05:28.000 You feel about their kids the way you feel about your kids.

03:05:31.000 Look out!

03:05:32.000 He's going near the stairs!

03:05:34.000 This is what communities and tribes used to be like.

03:05:38.000 We gravitate towards that.

03:05:39.000 It's good for everybody.

03:05:40.000 Yeah.

03:05:41.000 You know what?

03:05:42.000 I used to think growing up that giving in to your desires was like, that's your right.

03:05:47.000 That's my right. 1.00

03:05:47.000 If I'm horny, I'm going to fuck. 1.00

03:05:49.000 If I want to party, I'm going to drink. 1.00

03:05:51.000 And these fucking right-wing people from Alabama, they're trying to throw Jesus down my throat and trying to... 1.00

03:05:58.000 Push their family values. 1.00

03:06:01.000 But I swear now, dude, I'm not Republican.

03:06:04.000 I'm not claiming Republican at all or anything, but I get it now.

03:06:09.000 I get it. 0.99

03:06:09.000 Because I have a kid, and there's no way anybody is going to convince me That because some fucking kid with pink hair, all looped up on pharmaceuticals, shoots up a mall, that it makes sense that I give up my guns and I can't protect my family. 0.99

03:06:28.000 These are long, we're going to get into the weeds. 0.99

03:06:31.000 Explain that.

03:06:31.000 We're going to get in the weeds if we branch off in all these different directions, but I know what you're saying is as you get older, especially when you have family, what it's made me is way more compassionate and way more understanding.

03:06:45.000 I'm still not great at it. 0.96

03:06:47.000 I still fuck up sometimes. 0.98

03:06:49.000 I'm a human. 0.97

03:06:50.000 Humans fluctuate.

03:06:52.000 We're not a perfect thing.

03:06:53.000 But overlying, when my boat rights itself, when I figure out where my head is really at, my thought process is always, I want things to be better for everybody.

03:07:04.000 I think it's possible that if we all work together, everything could be way smoother.

03:07:09.000 There could be less lows and highs.

03:07:11.000 There would be some smooth...

03:07:15.000 Level ground.

03:07:16.000 We can help each other.

03:07:17.000 The problem is when some people have nothing and other people have everything and it looks like chaos and then there's a battle between ideas and then people want you to comply and there's so much crazy shit that's going on as you get older and like people are looking for control of something that's ultimately your life which is uncontrollable.

03:07:34.000 100% correct.

03:07:36.000 Everything you're saying is right.

03:07:37.000 The problem in that, what fucks everything up, is people getting blackmailed and people being compromised, and those are the people that are making the laws, and those laws affect my family.

03:07:51.000 That's where it gets all fucked up, because everything you're saying is right, but that's not what these people, these certain people, not everybody, there's a lot of good people in the government, a lot of good people, and I'm fascinated every day finding out who they are, and then boom, you group them all together, 0.92

03:08:06.000 and I'm like, those are the good guys, those are the bad guys, and you make your popcorn, and you watch the fucking show, you know what I mean, and every now and then you say something, because it's affecting my family, so anytime someone says, oh, there's a school shooting now, immediately, Let's take away the guns. 0.99

03:08:22.000 Like, dude, that is the most retarded solution to these mass shootings. 1.00

03:08:27.000 Take away my right to defend my family against home invasions? 0.98

03:08:33.000 I understand what you're saying. 0.99

03:08:34.000 That's ridiculous. 0.95

03:08:34.000 I understand what you're saying, and I agree with you. 0.95

03:08:36.000 But I understand why they would come to that conclusion, especially if they don't understand what does happen.

03:08:44.000 If you look at a place like...

03:08:45.000 I mean, I don't want to say Hong Kong should have guns, because if then they did, they would throw away their...

03:08:55.000 I'm not saying that they should be out shooting people, but you've seen those videos in Hong Kong where the police are shooting protesters.

03:09:02.000 That's what I'm talking about, man.

03:09:03.000 That's a different level.

03:09:05.000 That's a different level.

03:09:06.000 The thing about school shootings and protests and tyrannical governments is that humans are messy.

03:09:12.000 There's no clear, simple answer.

03:09:15.000 It's like, look, if you have a small fire in front of you, and you have a bucket of water, and you want to put out that fire, there's a very, very easy to get to answer.

03:09:26.000 It's right there.

03:09:26.000 It's a bucket.

03:09:27.000 You throw the bucket of water on the fire, it puts the fire out.

03:09:30.000 No one would argue that.

03:09:32.000 The problem with all these really subtle, nuanced, complicated, super complex problems is there isn't one answer to it.

03:09:42.000 The issue of gun violence...

03:09:46.000 I had a tweet that I put out, it was probably my most liked tweet ever, that I said that...

03:09:53.000 What was the exact tweet?

03:09:55.000 What did I say about gun control?

03:09:58.000 We have a mental health issue disguised as a gun control issue and tyranny disguised as government.

03:10:11.000 I forget how I said it.

03:10:12.000 But the point being that this is a mental health issue.

03:10:15.000 It's not an issue of...

03:10:19.000 Of guns as much as people – the country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

03:10:25.000 Well, everything you're saying is correct, but the problem is it's not about getting – it's not about doing the right thing to these people that are in positions to make these laws.

03:10:37.000 They are using these events to push their gun confiscation laws.

03:10:45.000 They are.

03:10:45.000 That's what's going on.

03:10:46.000 Because they think that's the solution.

03:10:47.000 You're talking common sense.

03:10:48.000 You're talking common sense.

03:10:50.000 But it's not common sense with these people.

03:10:52.000 No.

03:10:52.000 These people are just like, ooh, we could use that.

03:10:54.000 Boom.

03:10:55.000 Push another executive order.

03:10:56.000 Boom.

03:10:56.000 Little by little.

03:10:57.000 Inch by inch. 1.00

03:10:58.000 We're going to take their fucking guns away. 1.00

03:10:59.000 You had a guy on just the other day, Ed Calderon. 1.00

03:11:02.000 I took a little, like one minute little piece of your podcast and I put it on my social media today, this morning.

03:11:09.000 And it was him saying, I love this country.

03:11:11.000 I'm new to this country.

03:11:12.000 But there's a couple things where I see it headed that I'm not into.

03:11:16.000 And you're like, what?

03:11:17.000 Like what?

03:11:17.000 And he goes...

03:11:18.000 Well, I left my country because I didn't have the right to protect myself from the bad guys.

03:11:23.000 It was the government and the criminals.

03:11:25.000 You know, now here, you guys got that right, and now you guys, it's like being threatened.

03:11:30.000 It goes, that's not good.

03:11:31.000 Coming from where I came from, trust me, you want to be able to protect your family.

03:11:35.000 It just all comes down to that.

03:11:38.000 Give me a reason.

03:11:39.000 Explain to me how giving up my guns makes sense in protecting my family.

03:11:45.000 If you give me a good reason, then I'll give them up.

03:11:48.000 I haven't heard a good reason yet.

03:11:49.000 Well, it's a plea to emotions because the reality is when you look at the number of guns versus the number of incidents, I don't want to diminish anybody's death or anybody's family member's death. 0.99

03:12:01.000 But the number of guns in this country is fucking staggering. 0.84

03:12:05.000 When you compare it to the number of actual gun violence incidents or mass shooting incidents, it's relatively small. 0.99

03:12:11.000 And then the problem is when you compare the number of those people who are mass shooters, you look at that number versus what percentage of them were on drugs, psychiatric drugs, and it's fucking gigantic. 0.90

03:12:23.000 I don't say that that's the cause. 0.95

03:12:25.000 I'm not saying that's the cause.

03:12:26.000 But if there's one correlation that we all need to look at, that's one of them, man.

03:12:30.000 As much as guns.

03:12:32.000 The way I look at it is like, to me, all that matters is my son and my wife.

03:12:36.000 I don't care what happens at that school or that mall or that school or that mall or that school or that mall.

03:12:44.000 All I know is I want to protect.

03:12:46.000 I'm going to protect my family.

03:12:47.000 I know you do.

03:12:48.000 I'm going to protect them.

03:12:49.000 That's it.

03:12:49.000 You care about your community.

03:12:50.000 That's it.

03:12:51.000 You care about your friends.

03:12:51.000 You care about a lot of people.

03:12:53.000 This is that thing that people get to when they get real defensive and scared.

03:12:57.000 When they're really worried about the outside world, they say, it's just about us.

03:13:00.000 It's about us.

03:13:01.000 It's about us.

03:13:02.000 I just want to protect my family.

03:13:03.000 I understand you do, but there shouldn't be a concern.

03:13:06.000 And I think if everybody lived in harmony, there would be way less of a concern.

03:13:10.000 You're talking about some utopia that it's too late to achieve this gun-free utopia.

03:13:15.000 I'm not talking about gun-free utopia.

03:13:17.000 I would never say that.

03:13:19.000 That's what it sounded like you were saying.

03:13:20.000 No, I'm the opposite.

03:13:21.000 I think that a well-armed society is a polite society.

03:13:26.000 Yeah, like Texas.

03:13:26.000 I really do believe that Texas is one of my favorite places to go.

03:13:30.000 And it's an interesting experiment.

03:13:31.000 I'm not saying no, God.

03:13:32.000 See that church incident?

03:13:34.000 Everyone comes out, the old lady came out and said, what? 1.00

03:13:38.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:13:39.000 That's what I'm talking about.

03:13:39.000 You remember my bit that I used to have about the Draw Muhammad contest that they did in Texas?

03:13:43.000 Mm-mm.

03:13:44.000 Charlie Hebdo, you know the magazine?

03:13:46.000 Charlie Hebdo is this magazine in Paris and they did a cartoon about Mohammed.

03:13:50.000 You're not supposed to draw Mohammed. 0.98

03:13:52.000 Well, they killed everyone that worked there.

03:13:53.000 They killed like nine people.

03:13:55.000 They killed a police officer.

03:13:56.000 It was a really big issue.

03:13:57.000 Huge international issue.

03:13:59.000 Everybody was terrified. 1.00

03:14:01.000 Everybody was like, fuck. 1.00

03:14:02.000 Did that have something to do with South Park? 1.00

03:14:03.000 Listen, listen.

03:14:04.000 No, no, no.

03:14:05.000 The New York Times wouldn't draw the pictures.

03:14:07.000 They wouldn't print the pictures.

03:14:08.000 Los Angeles Times wouldn't print the pictures.

03:14:10.000 Washington Post wouldn't print the pictures.

03:14:12.000 No one was doing anything.

03:14:13.000 Then Texas got into the mix, and they decided to have a Draw Muhammad contest. 0.99

03:14:18.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:14:42.000 Shit. 1.00

03:14:43.000 What's the bit? 0.99

03:14:44.000 This is from Triggered from my 2016 special.

03:14:48.000 There's more tigers in captivity in Texas than all of the wild of the world.

03:14:53.000 That's how crazy Texas is.

03:14:55.000 Texas is Wild West people who just said, we're going right here, when they just stopped. 0.99

03:14:59.000 All those Kit Carson type dudes from the fucking Wild West, they just stopped in Texas and they stayed there. 0.98

03:15:04.000 There's more tigers in Texas than the whole rest of the planet. 1.00

03:15:07.000 That's insane.

03:15:08.000 It's insane.

03:15:09.000 They're in dudes' yards.

03:15:10.000 That's what's insane.

03:15:11.000 And I go, it all started with one guy got a tiger.

03:15:14.000 The other guy was like, I didn't know we'd get tigers. 1.00

03:15:16.000 Shit! 1.00

03:15:17.000 And he went and got two tigers. 1.00

03:15:18.000 And the first guy was like, I ain't about to let this faggot out tiger me. 1.00

03:15:22.000 And he opened up Tiger World. 0.99

03:15:24.000 And that's literally what it's like down there.

03:15:26.000 Dudes have hundreds of tigers in their yard. 0.96

03:15:29.000 That's crazy.

03:15:30.000 You can have a yard.

03:15:31.000 And if you have the resources, you can keep those tigers fed.

03:15:33.000 You can have fences where you have a hundred tigers in your yard.

03:15:38.000 Texas is a different animal, son, but it's one of the safest places to be.

03:15:43.000 It is violence in Texas.

03:15:45.000 It's just like there's violence whenever you get large groups of people.

03:15:47.000 But I like people in Texas.

03:15:49.000 They're friendly.

03:15:50.000 I like Dallas a lot, man.

03:15:53.000 I like Austin.

03:15:54.000 I like everywhere I go in Texas.

03:15:56.000 But they're what I would want America to be like.

03:15:59.000 They're cordial.

03:16:01.000 They hold doors for you.

03:16:02.000 They say, good morning.

03:16:04.000 They look you in the eye.

03:16:05.000 They're smiling.

03:16:06.000 Texas is not only the best place in the United States for me for jujitsu seminars, but also comedy too.

03:16:14.000 Me too!

03:16:15.000 Texas is a different animal comedy.

03:16:17.000 Dude.

03:16:18.000 A hundred people show up for seminars.

03:16:20.000 It's insane, man.

03:16:21.000 I did my first CD in Texas.

03:16:24.000 At Houston, at the Laugh Stop.

03:16:26.000 Houston is the best place.

03:16:26.000 That's the number one city for me.

03:16:28.000 Dallas and Houston.

03:16:29.000 I don't know, man.

03:16:30.000 I love Austin, too. 1.00

03:16:31.000 Dude, when I see a crowd of Mexican conspiracy theorists, I'm like, oh, shit. 1.00

03:16:38.000 Those fucking dudes. 1.00

03:16:39.000 We're going to go off. 1.00

03:16:40.000 Those dudes come up to me.

03:16:41.000 We're going to go off, dude.

03:16:42.000 Those dudes come up to me and they try to breach those subjects.

03:16:44.000 I go, hey, stop, stop, stop, stop.

03:16:47.000 I can't.

03:16:47.000 I can't do that.

03:16:48.000 I don't have any room. 0.99

03:16:49.000 He's crazy! 0.99

03:16:50.000 Mm-mm. 0.92

03:16:52.000 You should really listen to Eddie about the people that make tunnels under the earth.

03:16:56.000 I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

03:16:57.000 Bro, I gotta go home.

03:16:58.000 I got a yoga class at 8.30.

03:17:00.000 I like when people come up to me.

03:17:01.000 I got people coming up to me and...

03:17:03.000 They're like all alien.

03:17:05.000 They still think I'm the 2005 dude where I'm all like balls deep into aliens.

03:17:10.000 You've evolved.

03:17:14.000 We've evolved from aliens and the whole Anunnaki story. 1.00

03:17:18.000 Man, it's hard for... 1.00

03:17:19.000 They're so into it and it's like, how do I tell this guy that I don't believe in this shit no more? 0.99

03:17:26.000 Sometimes, you know when I had a guy the other night, I was just like, I'm not even gonna say nothing no more. 1.00

03:17:31.000 Our DNA was split, dude, from the fucking Anunnaki man. 1.00

03:17:36.000 And then boom, we're half monkey. 0.99

03:17:37.000 Do you remember you and me? 0.99

03:17:38.000 Do you remember you and me in 2000, hanging out at your fucking guest house, doing bong hits and watching documentaries? 1.00

03:17:46.000 Yeah, all that shit. 0.98

03:17:48.000 Nobody, nobody watch, maybe there's a lot of ties, maybe there's a fucking hundred way tie, a thousand way tie, but it's very hard to watch more space documentaries than me and you do. 0.99

03:18:01.000 Come on, dude.

03:18:02.000 Real space documentaries too, not just alien ones.

03:18:03.000 Dude, we would just sit there and there's like 12 parts to like this BBC universe.

03:18:09.000 Do you remember that giant alien bong that I had?

03:18:12.000 Yeah.

03:18:12.000 That like yellow fish bong?

03:18:14.000 Red Band has that thing. 0.99

03:18:15.000 Nobody was into space and aliens more than us.

03:18:18.000 No. 1.00

03:18:19.000 You had that fucking Roswell poster on the newspaper clip. 1.00

03:18:24.000 Still have it. 1.00

03:18:26.000 Still have it. 1.00

03:18:26.000 Dude, we were balls deep in that shit. 1.00

03:18:28.000 Let me tell you something, man. 1.00

03:18:30.000 It got fired up again when I watched that Bob Lazar documentary.

03:18:33.000 Yeah.

03:18:34.000 When Bob Lazar was saying things in the 1990s that became true in the late, in the 2000-teens, in terms of like Element 115, that they had this thing that they could propel these spaceships with, and there was no such thing.

03:18:46.000 He's like, there's a thing.

03:18:47.000 They have it.

03:18:48.000 It's from another planet.

03:18:49.000 He explained the propulsion system.

03:18:50.000 He explained all this stuff.

03:18:51.000 It sounds like such nonsense.

03:18:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:18:54.000 I believe Bob Lazar believes all that shit. 1.00

03:18:56.000 I believe he does. 1.00

03:18:57.000 But you don't believe it's true?

03:18:58.000 I believe he's set up.

03:18:59.000 They let him talk too much.

03:19:00.000 How are they going to let him do Netflix and they're going to come on JRE? They're going to let him go on Larry King.

03:19:06.000 Again, Eddie Bravo with the 3D chest.

03:19:09.000 They want him to do that.

03:19:10.000 If you're on Netflix...

03:19:13.000 The Deep State wants you on Netflix.

03:19:15.000 So it's a good thing to...

03:19:18.000 I think he believes it.

03:19:20.000 Just like William Cooper.

03:19:22.000 I think he figured out he got set up.

03:19:24.000 They were trying to get him to believe that alien spacecraft...

03:19:28.000 We're on the moon.

03:19:29.000 His job at the Office of Naval Intelligence, William Cooper, he wrote Behold a Pale Horse.

03:19:36.000 He wrote that book.

03:19:37.000 He's probably considered the Helio Gracie of conspiracy theories, William Cooper.

03:19:41.000 He was in charge of putting together the documents for these top secret Office of Naval Intelligence meetings, and he was reading them and going- Wasn't he killed in a shootout? 1.00

03:19:53.000 They shot his ass, dude. 0.99

03:19:54.000 But he was killed in a shootout. 1.00

03:19:55.000 In front of his house.

03:19:58.000 He was talking too much.

03:19:59.000 He predicted Osama bin Laden before 9-11. 0.87

03:20:02.000 I don't know if you know this.

03:20:03.000 There's video on YouTube.

03:20:04.000 You can watch this.

03:20:04.000 William Cooper said...

03:20:05.000 But you know he also talked about bases on the moon where aliens had bases on the moon.

03:20:10.000 He evolved.

03:20:11.000 You gotta follow the timeline.

03:20:12.000 Sort of like you're not into aliens anymore and now...

03:20:15.000 No, no.

03:20:16.000 He's a big part of it.

03:20:17.000 He's a big part of it.

03:20:18.000 Of what?

03:20:19.000 He's a big part of me going, oh.

03:20:21.000 Because he is the one who opened my eyes to the fact that he thought he was being set up.

03:20:29.000 He thought they're trying to get us to believe in aliens so they could fake an alien attack so that'll usher in the New World Order.

03:20:38.000 Because what happens if the aliens attack?

03:20:40.000 We all unite.

03:20:42.000 In all the movies, you see them in the movies like, oh.

03:20:44.000 Oh, they're attacking.

03:20:45.000 Let's call China. 0.68

03:20:45.000 China's got this new thing and the Russia. 0.68

03:20:48.000 And then we're all together.

03:20:49.000 We all unite.

03:20:50.000 That's the whole purpose of everything.

03:20:52.000 It's always been about everything.

03:20:54.000 There's so many pieces.

03:20:55.000 How do we get to that?

03:20:56.000 But wait a minute. 0.99

03:20:57.000 Who's the master fucking puppeteer that's pulling all these cords? 0.99

03:21:00.000 It's a long story, man. 0.99

03:21:01.000 I would need an hour to explain all that.

03:21:03.000 That's too long.

03:21:04.000 That's too long.

03:21:05.000 That's too long.

03:21:05.000 But William Cooper, he was the guy who, he was, like, aliens exist.

03:21:10.000 I'm looking at these documents.

03:21:12.000 They're having these meetings about this crashed alien aircraft.

03:21:16.000 So he's out at, he's got his own little private radio and, like, or not private radio, but I don't, like, in the late 80s, early 90s.

03:21:24.000 He's on radio?

03:21:25.000 Whatever, like, before, way before.

03:21:27.000 Oh, he had some sort of show. 1.00

03:21:28.000 And then he's like, oh, these motherfuckers are setting me up. 1.00

03:21:30.000 This is all bullshit. 1.00

03:21:32.000 He goes, they're setting up a fake alien invasion. 1.00

03:21:36.000 That's what they're doing.

03:21:37.000 Okay.

03:21:39.000 You know who I've been trying to get on the podcast recently?

03:21:42.000 Esther Hicks.

03:21:43.000 Really?

03:21:44.000 Yeah.

03:21:45.000 She's still alive?

03:21:45.000 Yep, still alive, not interested.

03:21:48.000 Her husband passed, I believe.

03:21:52.000 I'm sorry if that's incorrect.

03:21:54.000 You know, she's that lady that channels that. 1.00

03:21:56.000 Dude, I used to be way into her. 1.00

03:21:57.000 Yeah.

03:21:58.000 I was into her.

03:21:58.000 Here's the thing about someone like that.

03:22:01.000 It's almost like...

03:22:03.000 The universe is throwing you a puzzle.

03:22:06.000 Like, you can extract valuable information out of this puzzle, but you gotta understand what's edible and what's not.

03:22:13.000 When you eat a coconut, you don't eat the outside.

03:22:16.000 Eat the inside.

03:22:17.000 The inside has that beautiful white meat and it also has that delicious coconut milk.

03:22:22.000 Those things are good.

03:22:23.000 The outside you can't eat. 0.99

03:22:24.000 There's a lot of people that will tell you things and some of those things seem like bullshit.

03:22:30.000 But inside those things is some undeniable truths about how we should live our lives and how we should view the world and how we can sort of unite each other with love and understanding and we can Connect in a way.

03:22:42.000 It's like a murder mystery.

03:22:43.000 Trying to figure out life.

03:22:45.000 Right, but it is like a murder mystery.

03:22:47.000 It's probably more complicated because it's never over.

03:22:49.000 Murder mysteries haven't ended.

03:22:51.000 As long as there is life, there's more complexity.

03:22:54.000 Most people, man, I know some people, they're so happy. 0.98

03:22:56.000 The last thing on their mind is trying to figure out what the fuck this is all about. 0.99

03:23:01.000 They're just living their life, and it's all about their family, and they don't give a shit about Iran. 1.00

03:23:07.000 They don't give a fuck about NASA. They're just living their life, and man, I envy that shit. 1.00

03:23:13.000 Dude, I'm trying to move closer to that. 1.00

03:23:15.000 Yeah, I envy that shit. 1.00

03:23:15.000 Hey, you know what? 1.00

03:23:16.000 People tell me, you know, like, that's all you do is...

03:23:20.000 Study conspiracy theories and I'm like, no.

03:23:22.000 On the weekends, dude, on the weekends, I am blue-pilling myself.

03:23:26.000 On the weekends, baseball with my son, karate. 1.00

03:23:30.000 We'd go fucking watching the Disney cartoons with all the space shit in it. 1.00

03:23:34.000 I blue-pill the fuck out of... 1.00

03:23:37.000 I don't try to get my son into conspiracy theories at all. 0.91

03:23:40.000 That's gonna be later.

03:23:41.000 I'm like, I just want him...

03:23:42.000 That's gonna be later.

03:23:43.000 That's later.

03:23:43.000 I'll get him when he's like 15, 15, 15. But right now, he can't handle it.

03:23:47.000 There's no way.

03:23:48.000 There's no way.

03:23:48.000 He doesn't need that.

03:23:49.000 You shouldn't ask him to.

03:23:50.000 And his whole life, every minute, is happiness.

03:23:55.000 Just love and happiness and we just want to make him every day.

03:24:00.000 He loves school more than anything. 0.99

03:24:02.000 He loves school more than fucking... 1.00

03:24:03.000 He loves school. 1.00

03:24:05.000 And then after school, it's all about fun.

03:24:06.000 And he decides what we're going to do.

03:24:08.000 He calls the shots.

03:24:09.000 You're going to go to karate?

03:24:11.000 He goes, today we're going to do karate, because he's all into baseball too, and then we're going to go to the batting cages.

03:24:16.000 I'm like, boom, that's it.

03:24:17.000 We go to karate, batting cages, then I go teach jujitsu.

03:24:20.000 Then the next day he'll say, Daddy, I think I'm going to take a relaxation day.

03:24:25.000 Worked a lot the last couple of days.

03:24:27.000 Let's go get, let's order a pizza from Dino's in Burbank.

03:24:32.000 Amazing.

03:24:32.000 And then we'll watch some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

03:24:37.000 He's all about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

03:24:39.000 That's hilarious.

03:24:39.000 He decides.

03:24:40.000 And then every day it's a different thing what he wants.

03:24:43.000 Let's go to the movies today after school.

03:24:44.000 Well, this is an evolution of you learning from like the pain of your childhood and like doing all the right things.

03:24:50.000 I do the opposite with my son.

03:24:52.000 It's amazing.

03:24:52.000 My dad had 19 kids, and I was just one kid with my mom.

03:24:56.000 It was like a weird offside.

03:24:58.000 He had a family with five kids, and then he got a bunch of other women pregnant.

03:25:02.000 He was all over the place.

03:25:03.000 Truck driver.

03:25:04.000 He had 19 kids.

03:25:05.000 I was one of 19. He had eight different chicks he was banging. 0.79

03:25:09.000 And he never...

03:25:11.000 I found out.

03:25:12.000 I met a couple of my half-brothers and half-sisters that were actually part of his real family.

03:25:17.000 And we met one day.

03:25:19.000 We went to the Old Spaghetti Factory in Hollywood.

03:25:21.000 And they told me all about him.

03:25:23.000 And I didn't know.

03:25:23.000 I thought he had five kids.

03:25:25.000 He had a family with five kids.

03:25:26.000 And my mom was some chick. 1.00

03:25:28.000 You know, he was seeing on the side.

03:25:29.000 That's what I thought.

03:25:30.000 I didn't know he had a bunch of others.

03:25:32.000 She goes, how many...

03:25:33.000 My half-sister goes, how many... 0.99

03:25:36.000 My half-sister, half-brother.

03:25:37.000 She goes, how many...

03:25:38.000 Kids, do you think your dad has?

03:25:39.000 I said, six?

03:25:42.000 Try 19. Damn! 1.00

03:25:44.000 I go, he's like Helio Gracie. 1.00

03:25:46.000 Holy shit. 0.99

03:25:46.000 Real similar. 0.99

03:25:47.000 And one thing that he never told anybody, he never said the words, I love you, to anybody, to his real family.

03:25:53.000 He never said it to me because I would see him once a year.

03:25:56.000 The words never came out of his mind.

03:25:57.000 I never told my mom that.

03:25:58.000 Apparently, he's one of those guys that will never say I love you to anybody.

03:26:02.000 And I'm the opposite, dude.

03:26:05.000 I tell my son, I look him in the eye every day.

03:26:09.000 He's like, you know who loves you the most.

03:26:11.000 I love you the most.

03:26:14.000 And I whisper in his ear, I'm like, you know I'll kill anybody for you.

03:26:18.000 Don't you ever forget that. 1.00

03:26:20.000 Whoa, you're getting crazy.

03:26:21.000 Oh, I get crazy with them every day.

03:26:23.000 But it is important.

03:26:25.000 People know that you love them.

03:26:26.000 And then it's a funny thing.

03:26:27.000 Now it's a funny thing.

03:26:28.000 First he's like, okay, Dad.

03:26:29.000 And now he goes, I'm not going to let you forget.

03:26:31.000 Daddy, I won't forget.

03:26:33.000 I go, you promise?

03:26:34.000 Because I won't forget.

03:26:34.000 I go, I just want to make sure you don't forget.

03:26:37.000 And he goes, okay.

03:26:38.000 And he goes, daddy, I won't forget.

03:26:39.000 I promise.

03:26:40.000 And I hug him every day.

03:26:43.000 That's beautiful, man.

03:26:45.000 You've really embraced being a dad.

03:26:48.000 It's all that matters, man.

03:26:49.000 I'm living for him.

03:26:50.000 That's why I shave my head. 0.99

03:26:51.000 I'm like, what the fuck am I doing washing my hair? 0.99

03:26:53.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

03:26:54.000 I've been telling you for a long time.

03:26:56.000 Let me shave my head. 0.99

03:26:57.000 If I didn't have this big stupid hair transplant scar on the back of my head, I would have shaved my head a long time ago. 0.99

03:27:02.000 But I just decided, like, this is so pointless. 0.99

03:27:04.000 It looks terrible.

03:27:06.000 I keep paying to get haircuts. 1.00

03:27:07.000 They always look like shit. 1.00

03:27:08.000 Everybody online is calling me, like, telling me I'm turning Joe Rogan now. 1.00

03:27:14.000 Who cares?

03:27:15.000 You gotta stop reading comments.

03:27:17.000 I love those comments.

03:27:18.000 I love them. 1.00

03:27:19.000 Anybody talk stupid shit, like it's obvious that they hate me, I do them a favor and I decide to save their life and I just block them because I'm like, that much hate? 1.00

03:27:31.000 Dude, you're going to get fucking cancer following me, bro. 1.00

03:27:35.000 I need to block you and save your life. 0.99

03:27:37.000 Well, there's just a lot of people that want attention and they're not getting it at home, much like you or me.

03:27:42.000 Look, dude, I could have easily...

03:27:43.000 I like to save them.

03:27:44.000 That's a beautiful thing, but I could have easily been a hater if I was 15 and I had an internet account.

03:27:49.000 Yeah.

03:27:49.000 I could have easily been a mean kid.

03:27:50.000 It's crazy.

03:27:50.000 You know the internet, dude?

03:27:51.000 Anybody could come out and just fucking say whatever. 0.92

03:27:54.000 But I'm saying if I was a 15-year-old kid and I could comment to you and you made me feel jealous and I didn't have any love at home and I saw you doing all the jujitsu videos and... 1.00

03:28:04.000 I would go, fuck that guy. 1.00

03:28:05.000 That guy sucks. 1.00

03:28:06.000 How about Leo Vieira? 1.00

03:28:08.000 I would just send you some mean shit. 1.00

03:28:09.000 I would send you some mean shit just as a 15-year-old piece of shit. 1.00

03:28:13.000 But that's just because you're a 15-year-old and because you're not really talking. 1.00

03:28:16.000 It's a bad way to talk to people, man, through text messages and shit. 0.99

03:28:21.000 It doesn't make any sense. 0.98

03:28:22.000 We're supposed to look at each other.

03:28:24.000 When people say things that...

03:28:27.000 That translate into positivity and it's obvious they're on the same frequency as me.

03:28:33.000 I follow every one of those dudes.

03:28:35.000 Anybody comment something that it says like genuinely they agree with what I'm saying and they're on my team. 0.99

03:28:41.000 I'm like, you're on my motherfucking team. 0.98

03:28:42.000 If someone says anything, if they criticize me, I won't block them. 0.99

03:28:48.000 I'm like, if it's legit, I'm like, I get that.

03:28:50.000 I get that.

03:28:50.000 But if it's clear that you're a hater, I'm like, dude, let me save your life.

03:28:55.000 Let me block you. 0.91

03:28:56.000 Let me put a couple years on that life.

03:28:58.000 I don't let any of those.

03:29:00.000 As soon as you expose yourself, I'm like, dude, you should not be following me.

03:29:05.000 There's a bunch of other people you could be following, dude.

03:29:08.000 It's obvious you don't like me.

03:29:10.000 Find someone else.

03:29:11.000 Well, there's two schools of thought, right?

03:29:13.000 There's a school of thought you should let everybody in.

03:29:16.000 And the other school of thought is that it's like a party. 1.00

03:29:19.000 Like, if you had a party and one dude's an asshole's ruling the party... 1.00

03:29:22.000 Kick him out. 1.00

03:29:22.000 I'll kick him the fuck out. 1.00

03:29:24.000 This is my party. 1.00

03:29:25.000 Yeah.

03:29:25.000 It's your party.

03:29:26.000 Yeah.

03:29:27.000 I think that...

03:29:28.000 You want to criticize me intelligently?

03:29:30.000 I never block those people, ever. 0.91

03:29:32.000 I would feel like a douchebag.

03:29:34.000 I wouldn't do that. 0.98

03:29:35.000 If you criticize me, but you're being intelligent about it, and you're not being a dick about it, I'm like, oh, okay.

03:29:40.000 Let people argue about that.

03:29:42.000 Okay, let them... 1.00

03:29:43.000 But if you come out and say, you fucking piece of shit, you're a retard, I'm like, dude, let me save your life. 1.00

03:29:52.000 That's some ozone therapy. 1.00

03:29:53.000 I did some ozone therapy.

03:29:56.000 You know what that is?

03:29:57.000 Yeah.

03:29:57.000 Was it good?

03:29:59.000 You know what?

03:30:00.000 This is what happened.

03:30:01.000 When I went down there to Mexico, I went down there for five days, and I didn't do stem cells until the third day.

03:30:08.000 It's like you had to prep yourself for the stem cells.

03:30:10.000 We didn't.

03:30:13.000 Just juicing.

03:30:14.000 The Gerson diet is like, dude, it's...

03:30:16.000 What is the Gerson?

03:30:18.000 Gerson.

03:30:19.000 Gerson?

03:30:19.000 It's the Gerson therapy.

03:30:21.000 It's what saved Javi Vasquez, man.

03:30:23.000 Javi Vasquez had colon cancer, and he did the Gerson diet, Gerson therapy.

03:30:27.000 How does it work?

03:30:28.000 You juice.

03:30:29.000 You have to take fresh juices.

03:30:31.000 Like, there's certain juices.

03:30:32.000 Plant juices.

03:30:33.000 You have to make them.

03:30:33.000 They have to be fresh.

03:30:35.000 And you do one, like, every hour.

03:30:38.000 And you do a coffee enema like five times a day.

03:30:42.000 So juicing, coffee enema, juicing, coffee enema.

03:30:45.000 Dude, I coffee enema, dude.

03:30:47.000 Juicing, coffee enema.

03:30:48.000 All day?

03:30:49.000 No, not like someone with cancer would do.

03:30:52.000 Someone with cancer, for three months, dude, every day, you're juicing coffee enema.

03:30:58.000 You're just cleaning out.

03:31:00.000 Does it work?

03:31:01.000 Hell yeah.

03:31:02.000 Javi Vasquez is cancer-free.

03:31:05.000 And it was from the juicing?

03:31:06.000 It was from the Gerson therapy?

03:31:07.000 And so is that all he's doing for nutrients is just juicing and then coffee animals?

03:31:11.000 Who knows?

03:31:12.000 I don't know the details.

03:31:15.000 This is what Javi tells me.

03:31:16.000 That's part of it.

03:31:16.000 Javi's school is thriving.

03:31:18.000 He's teaching jujitsu.

03:31:19.000 He tells me he beat it.

03:31:23.000 I don't know the facts.

03:31:25.000 I just go by what he tells me.

03:31:26.000 I see him on Instagram.

03:31:27.000 He's teaching jujitsu.

03:31:28.000 He told me he did the Gerson therapy.

03:31:29.000 He told me what it was about.

03:31:31.000 And when I went to Mexico, that's one of the things they do. 0.85

03:31:34.000 Because this is the weird thing.

03:31:36.000 I went down to a cancer alternative hospital down in Mexico called Chipsa.

03:31:42.000 And people thought I had cancer.

03:31:44.000 I didn't realize.

03:31:45.000 Because I know the owners.

03:31:46.000 I know Ed Clay and Scotty Nelson.

03:31:48.000 They thought you had cancer because you were there.

03:31:50.000 And the only reason I went down there was for the stem cells.

03:31:53.000 Because in Mexico, it's in Tijuana, they can do anything.

03:31:57.000 So not only is Ed Clay and Scotty Nelson, they just committed their lives to putting all the best anti-cancer treatments together.

03:32:06.000 The Gerson Therapy is one of them.

03:32:08.000 They do a bunch of alternative, like people come down there with like third stage, fourth stage or whatever they got.

03:32:15.000 And this is like the last hurrah.

03:32:17.000 So they hit them with the Gerson therapy.

03:32:18.000 They hit them with the NADH. Have you heard about this?

03:32:21.000 Yes.

03:32:21.000 NADH. They hit them with hyperbaric chambers every day.

03:32:26.000 Electromagnetic fucking therapy. 1.00

03:32:27.000 There's all this shit there. 1.00

03:32:29.000 They got different things on IVs. 0.99

03:32:31.000 And so I went down there and I didn't realize that people were going to think I was on...

03:32:35.000 I had cancer.

03:32:36.000 So is this really beneficial to people that have cancer?

03:32:39.000 What exactly?

03:32:40.000 There's so many therapies.

03:32:42.000 You're saying they hit them with all the...

03:32:44.000 I'm assuming you hit them with a pile of them all together.

03:32:47.000 Yeah.

03:32:47.000 They got a system down there, man.

03:32:49.000 And they don't make any claims, man.

03:32:51.000 There's no claims being made.

03:32:52.000 They just do their best.

03:32:53.000 Well, you can't make claims.

03:32:54.000 You can't make claims.

03:32:55.000 But they got...

03:32:56.000 What Chipsa is all about is all the latest...

03:33:00.000 Ed Clay is...

03:33:01.000 I met him when he was 19 and I was 30. And I knew when I met Ed Clay, I'm like, dude, you're 19?

03:33:09.000 You sound like you're 45. Smart dude.

03:33:11.000 Always been.

03:33:12.000 Dude, I'm like, what are you doing in this 19-year-old body?

03:33:15.000 And one day, you're going to be a business tycoon of some sort.

03:33:19.000 You're going to be huge.

03:33:20.000 And so he dedicated his life.

03:33:22.000 His story was he got addicted to pills.

03:33:25.000 He got addicted to Vicodin.

03:33:26.000 He was a black belt, BJJ black belt.

03:33:29.000 That's how I know him through the martial arts world.

03:33:32.000 He owned his own mixed martial arts gym, Nashville MMA. And then he had a couple MMA fights, and then he got hurt, had some surgery, got addicted to pills, and he had a real bad addiction, and it was fucking him up. 0.97

03:33:46.000 And then he heard about Ibogaine.

03:33:47.000 An ibogaine is like the African version of ayahuasca.

03:33:51.000 And supposedly, I don't know that much about it, but supposedly you go through an ibogaine trip and it resets your brain in some way, I don't know, that you could quit those pills without going through all the withdrawals and the pain.

03:34:05.000 You just got to go through it for 36 hours or something like that.

03:34:08.000 You do eyeball game?

03:34:09.000 And he found out about this and he went down to Mexico and did it. 1.00

03:34:12.000 And it cured him of his fucking pill addiction. 1.00

03:34:14.000 It really worked. 1.00

03:34:15.000 So at first he sold his MMA gym.

03:34:19.000 He goes, I'm going to put...

03:34:20.000 And he was like a real estate mogul too.

03:34:21.000 Super smart guy.

03:34:22.000 He was all into real estate and everything.

03:34:24.000 He was well off.

03:34:26.000 Sold his MMA. He was growing beyond an MMA gym really.

03:34:30.000 He was just growing beyond that.

03:34:31.000 And then he decided to open up an ibogaine hospital in Mexico to help as many people as he could to get over their pill addictions.

03:34:39.000 He was like, I'm just going to dedicate my life to saving people.

03:34:42.000 And then a lot of stuff happened.

03:34:45.000 It's a long story, but he ended up going, you know what, let's try to help people with cancer.

03:34:52.000 So it all led to everyone's worst fear is getting cancer.

03:34:56.000 Yeah, I didn't know he was doing that until I talked to you because we've talked about him many times in the podcast, that whole Ibogaine retreat.

03:35:02.000 And then I think that people are having an issue with various addictions.

03:35:06.000 There's a lot of weird problems with going straight.

03:35:10.000 He just went from, let's save people from pill addiction to, let's save people from cancer.

03:35:15.000 So him and Scotty Nelson, who used to own On The Mat OTM, they got together and they put all their money together and bought this hospital in Tijuana.

03:35:28.000 That's so crazy they bought a hospital.

03:35:31.000 Ed Clay, I'm there all week, and we're sitting in the...

03:35:34.000 He's running everything like El Patron, dude.

03:35:36.000 But you know how crazy that is?

03:35:37.000 He owns a hospital?

03:35:38.000 He owns a hospital.

03:35:39.000 And he's all about... 0.99

03:35:40.000 He's got, like, scientists all around him, and they're all about finding the best shit. 1.00

03:35:44.000 They're just looking for the best shit. 1.00

03:35:46.000 Let me ask you this. 1.00

03:35:46.000 What can they do in comparison to, like, what they can do in Panama? 1.00

03:35:50.000 Could they do the same kind of shit as Dr. Neil Reardon? 0.99

03:35:52.000 No, no, it's the same thing. 1.00

03:35:53.000 And they just do it in Tijuana.

03:35:54.000 That Reardon, one of his partners, is one of the guys that went to Chipsa.

03:35:58.000 So that's why they're doing STEM. They're doing the same thing, but they even admit the dude in Panama is like the godfather of everything, but the way they're doing it at Chipsa, like Chipsa, it's a cancer alternative hospital, but the only reason, you know, they're using STEM cells too for some treatments,

03:36:14.000 so you don't have to have cancer to go there.

03:36:17.000 I get people sending me shit like, dude, heal up, bro, I'm with you, and I'm like, dude, I don't have cancer. 0.99

03:36:22.000 And then I shaved my head. 0.98

03:36:23.000 Dude, I went to Chipsa and then I shaved my head.

03:36:27.000 Everyone thinks I'm dying.

03:36:28.000 So I'm not dying, guys. 0.99

03:36:30.000 I went to Chipsa to get stem cells because my body is broken as fuck. 0.99

03:36:37.000 I'm 50 years old and my knee, my shoulder, my back, they're fucked up. 0.99

03:36:42.000 And I was getting to the point, I was rolling this whole year. 0.98

03:36:45.000 You know, rolling with little guys, little blue belts, little purple belts. 0.98

03:36:48.000 Then I started working up with the bigger guys, and I was like, fuck it, let's just see what happens. 0.99

03:36:52.000 Boom. 0.99

03:36:53.000 And then my shoulder gets fucked up again, and I'm like, you know what? 0.99

03:36:56.000 Yeah, I got fucked up again. 0.96

03:36:58.000 And at that point, Ed Clay and Scotty were saying, dude, come down to the hospital. 0.99

03:37:05.000 We'll get you on these stem cells. 0.99

03:37:06.000 Dude, we're going to repair all that shit. 0.99

03:37:09.000 Come on, man. 0.99

03:37:09.000 Come on down. 0.99

03:37:10.000 Come on down. 0.94

03:37:10.000 And I'm like, I don't know if that's going to work. 0.94

03:37:12.000 Can I ask you this?

03:37:13.000 Did you get an MRI on your shoulder?

03:37:15.000 Because you had shoulder surgery.

03:37:17.000 Yes.

03:37:17.000 And then you hurt it again.

03:37:18.000 Yeah, but I didn't get an MRI. I know.

03:37:20.000 I just felt like I strained it.

03:37:21.000 I'm like, did I strain it or did I fuck the surgery up? 0.71

03:37:26.000 That was the thought. 0.98

03:37:26.000 That's the question. 0.98

03:37:27.000 How many months after the surgery were you rolling?

03:37:30.000 About a year.

03:37:31.000 I waited a year.

03:37:31.000 Oh, that's not...

03:37:32.000 Yeah, I waited about a year.

03:37:33.000 That's not unreasonable.

03:37:36.000 Okay, no, maybe six months.

03:37:38.000 I'm sorry, not a year.

03:37:38.000 I thought about it.

03:37:40.000 I think they told me a year, but I waited six months.

03:37:42.000 I was going with little people.

03:37:43.000 But it's no big deal.

03:37:46.000 So Ed was always telling me to come down, and I just kept putting it off.

03:37:51.000 And then finally, after I re-injured my shoulder, I'm like, you know what? 0.92

03:37:55.000 What the fuck am I doing, dude? 0.82

03:37:56.000 I gotta do these stems. 0.99

03:37:58.000 I gotta do the best thing that's out there.

03:38:01.000 And if it doesn't work, you know what?

03:38:03.000 At least I tried. 0.99

03:38:04.000 I gotta do the best shit. 0.99

03:38:05.000 So I called up Ed and I go, let's set it up. 0.99

03:38:08.000 So we found a week where we could both...

03:38:10.000 We did it together. 1.00

03:38:11.000 Me and Ed, he goes, we're gonna do this shit. 1.00

03:38:13.000 Everything we did, he was right there with me and did it with me. 0.99

03:38:16.000 That's awesome.

03:38:17.000 He's one of the greatest guys I've ever met in my life, man.

03:38:20.000 Well, I hope it works.

03:38:21.000 I just got to wait.

03:38:23.000 I got to wait a couple.

03:38:25.000 I will tell you this, that I didn't start the stems until the third day and the first couple days we were doing NADH, we're doing all this stuff, and immediately my inflammation in my knees was gone.

03:38:36.000 Immediately, like from all the stuff we were doing, the ozone therapy, the hyperbaric chamber, we were doing this electron. 0.95

03:38:42.000 All day, I was there like eight hours doing shit, every day. 0.76

03:38:45.000 So you said your inflammation, like your knees, like what did they feel like before? 0.99

03:38:48.000 Oh, my knees are fucked up. 0.96

03:38:50.000 My surgery knee is not my good rubber guard knee. 0.99

03:38:53.000 My surgery knee, thank God, it's not my rubber guard knee, but it still hasn't healed. 0.98

03:38:56.000 It cut out so much meniscus, it's fucking sore and tender. 0.97

03:38:59.000 It just won't heal. 0.97

03:39:00.000 How bad was the tear before you got it fixed?

03:39:02.000 Dude, it locked on me about 10 times before I got a surgery, so every time it locks, it rips it up some more.

03:39:07.000 It was a mess, so they took out most of my meniscus.

03:39:11.000 And so it still hasn't healed.

03:39:12.000 And then my good knee, something happened in leg lock drills.

03:39:16.000 I don't know.

03:39:16.000 Something happened where I think I sprained it, so I'm like, okay, I got to stop.

03:39:19.000 But then at the same time, my shoulder got fucked up. 0.99

03:39:22.000 So all of a sudden, my whole body is fucked up. 0.99

03:39:25.000 It's hard to get out of bed. 0.97

03:39:27.000 And then I called Ed, and I'm like, dude, let's just do this.

03:39:30.000 Let's go through it.

03:39:31.000 Let's do this.

03:39:32.000 So they injected my shoulder with...

03:39:37.000 Apparently, I don't know the technical term for these stem cells, but they're umbilical cord, organic, I don't know. 1.00

03:39:46.000 I just said, just give me your best shit. 0.99

03:39:47.000 They stuck my shoulder, they stuck my knee, and then I put it, we got stem cells in the IV. This is what everybody says about you. 1.00

03:39:56.000 You don't wait long enough.

03:39:58.000 Everybody says you dive right back into rolling too quick, and then you gotta give yourself more rehab time.

03:40:04.000 Who told you that?

03:40:04.000 A couple people.

03:40:05.000 Who told you that?

03:40:06.000 A few people talking.

03:40:07.000 They're worried that you're addicted to rolling, which everybody is, right?

03:40:10.000 And when you're coming back from an injury, how much weightlifting stuff did you do?

03:40:15.000 I was doing weightlifting too.

03:40:17.000 With a physical therapist? 1.00

03:40:19.000 Dude, I got fucking savages trying to take my head off. 1.00

03:40:23.000 Oh, I understand. 1.00

03:40:23.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

03:40:24.000 I'm weightlifting.

03:40:26.000 I went too hard.

03:40:26.000 I did.

03:40:27.000 Now I know that.

03:40:29.000 So I wanted to test myself.

03:40:30.000 So now this is the plan.

03:40:31.000 The plan is I'm going to wait a couple...

03:40:33.000 Because the stem cells that take...

03:40:35.000 Supposedly they take...

03:40:36.000 Because I took them...

03:40:37.000 Through the IV, too.

03:40:38.000 We did them double. 1.00

03:40:40.000 We shot them with a fucking million, a fucking gazillion, and then put them in an IV. I did the whole fucking thing. 1.00

03:40:47.000 Hyperbaric chamber every day. 0.99

03:40:49.000 Watching Fight Club on DVD. All that shit, dude. 1.00

03:40:52.000 Every day. 1.00

03:40:53.000 Dude, all day. 1.00

03:40:54.000 I was doing this shit. 1.00

03:40:55.000 I go, I have to go through this. 0.99

03:40:56.000 I'm getting old.

03:40:58.000 I got 115 schools that depend on me. 1.00

03:41:01.000 I got to do this shit. 1.00

03:41:02.000 Right. 1.00

03:41:02.000 So now I'm just waiting. 1.00

03:41:03.000 It's been less than a month since I did it. 0.99

03:41:06.000 It takes a while for stem cells to regrow shit. 0.98

03:41:10.000 Two to three months or something like that. 0.99

03:41:12.000 So I ain't going to do shit for two to three months. 0.97

03:41:13.000 Because if I start rolling now... 0.98

03:41:15.000 Well, you know John Donahurt doesn't roll, right?

03:41:17.000 Yeah.

03:41:17.000 He hurt his hip or something.

03:41:19.000 He's had hip replacement.

03:41:20.000 He's going to have a knee replacement. 1.00

03:41:22.000 His body's all fucked up. 0.99

03:41:23.000 We're all headed there. 1.00

03:41:24.000 We're all going to end up being there.

03:41:26.000 You can't roll forever.

03:41:28.000 I heard Hickson's rolling again.

03:41:32.000 That's what I heard.

03:41:33.000 Jacques told me that.

03:41:34.000 You know what it is?

03:41:34.000 It's like...

03:41:35.000 Can't leave it alone.

03:41:37.000 It just feels so good.

03:41:39.000 Like, I appreciate it so much now.

03:41:41.000 This is the weird thing.

03:41:42.000 This is the weird thing.

03:41:43.000 When I started rolling again this year, more than ever while I roll, more than ever, anytime I pull off a little sweep or a little cool transition, I'll always say, yes, so good.

03:41:57.000 Loud.

03:41:58.000 Enjoy it.

03:41:59.000 Loud.

03:41:59.000 I'm constantly saying...

03:42:00.000 Because I appreciate the little movement. 0.99

03:42:05.000 If I butterfly sweep a motherfucker and I pass his guard at the same time, I'm going to say... 0.99

03:42:11.000 For sure. 0.99

03:42:12.000 I appreciate every little transition and then I remember every little transition.

03:42:18.000 I'm like...

03:42:19.000 I gotta teach this.

03:42:20.000 I gotta teach that.

03:42:21.000 Oh, I forgot about that.

03:42:22.000 There's just so much.

03:42:24.000 It's so endless that unless you're rolling, that's what I'm afraid of.

03:42:28.000 I'm afraid of stop rolling and then I forget certain transitions because there's so much. 0.94

03:42:34.000 The best thing you could do, the best thing now I know on my deathbed, Record as many of your roles as fucking possible. 0.96

03:42:43.000 Really? 0.98

03:42:44.000 Record your roles.

03:42:45.000 Watch them.

03:42:46.000 Watch your decision making.

03:42:48.000 Watch your mistakes.

03:42:49.000 Man. 1.00

03:42:49.000 And then you remember shit. 1.00

03:42:51.000 You got to record as many roles as possible. 0.99

03:42:53.000 That's all I'm going to say.

03:42:54.000 So it's like comedy.

03:42:56.000 Yes.

03:42:57.000 Exactly.

03:42:57.000 Dude.

03:42:58.000 The only reason I record every one of my sets is because of you.

03:43:02.000 That's the only reason.

03:43:03.000 Because you always say you gotta record your sets, you gotta record your sets.

03:43:06.000 So my ritual is on my way to my next set is I'm listening to the last set on the drive over.

03:43:13.000 You know what I mean? 0.76

03:43:14.000 And there's so many times I'll go back to listen to old sets like there's some shit that I don't even remember saying and I would have never remembered it. 0.88

03:43:22.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

03:43:23.000 There's so much shit. 1.00

03:43:24.000 You're like, damn, there's too much to remember. 1.00

03:43:25.000 No, man, the ride home. 0.99

03:43:27.000 The ride home, you have to treat as part of the job.

03:43:31.000 This is what I've decided.

03:43:32.000 Do you listen to it on the ride home?

03:43:33.000 I've never done that.

03:43:34.000 I'm afraid to.

03:43:35.000 No, this is my new thing.

03:43:36.000 My new gimmick is the ride home.

03:43:39.000 I listen to recordings, maybe take another hit, depending on whether or not I want to go deep, and then bust out the laptop.

03:43:46.000 So the ride home, I'm listening, and then when I get home, I write. 0.99

03:43:50.000 Damn! 0.99

03:43:50.000 So I'm in a stand-up frame of mind. 0.99

03:43:52.000 Everybody's asleep.

03:43:53.000 Everybody's asleep.

03:43:54.000 So the whole world's asleep.

03:43:56.000 So it's like 1 o'clock in the morning, it's just me, just sitting there with the dog, just chilling. 0.99

03:44:00.000 Damn. 0.99

03:44:01.000 Just typing. 1.00

03:44:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:44:02.000 And if I do that every day, and I say, this is my job.

03:44:05.000 My job is not just to show at the comedy store and do my set.

03:44:08.000 My job is to listen to a set on the way there, and then listen to that set on the way home, and then sit in front of my laptop for an hour to hour and a half. 0.99

03:44:17.000 Damn. 0.98

03:44:17.000 And I feel like if I do... 0.98

03:44:18.000 It's hard.

03:44:19.000 It's not that hard, man.

03:44:20.000 Coal mining's hard.

03:44:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:44:22.000 You know, sand mining, that shit's hard. 1.00

03:44:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:44:25.000 I gotta do that. 1.00

03:44:26.000 What I do is...

03:44:27.000 You know what the problem is?

03:44:29.000 Nobody's your boss.

03:44:31.000 Yeah.

03:44:31.000 Nobody tells you what to do.

03:44:32.000 If you just worked at a warehouse, they'd go, Eddie, just do whatever you can with all these packages.

03:44:36.000 He'd go, no.

03:44:38.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

03:44:38.000 Versus if you work for Amazon, they give you a fucking time clock and it's like, ready, go. 0.99

03:44:43.000 And stopwatch is ticking down how many minutes you have left to send this package out. 0.98

03:44:48.000 You're running because you don't want to get reprimanded.

03:44:50.000 You know, I was telling you about my ritual, right?

03:44:52.000 My ritual is if I... As I'm driving to my next set or getting ready for my next set, I listen to my old set and I have it fresh in my head and I go on stage.

03:45:02.000 What happens is I have a few good sets in a row.

03:45:07.000 Nothing goes bad.

03:45:08.000 It seems to go good.

03:45:09.000 People seem to like it. 0.99

03:45:11.000 And then I get fucking lazy. 0.99

03:45:13.000 I get lazy. 0.96

03:45:14.000 And there was one time where I was gonna do that Bruce Buffer show at the Laugh Factory.

03:45:18.000 We're gonna do a show at the Laugh Factory.

03:45:20.000 First time I'm ever there.

03:45:21.000 So I thought, okay, I'm gonna drive there and listen to my last recording like I usually do.

03:45:26.000 But then I didn't want to.

03:45:28.000 I go, I wanna take an Uber and drink.

03:45:31.000 You know what I mean?

03:45:32.000 I got too cocky, dude.

03:45:34.000 So then I thought, no, no, no, I gotta be strict.

03:45:37.000 I can't call an Uber. 0.99

03:45:38.000 I'm gonna drive my truck and listen to my goddamn set again. 0.99

03:45:41.000 But then I thought, oh my God, maybe I'll just put earplugs in and get in the Uber. 0.99

03:45:47.000 And just listen to it with my earbuds.

03:45:49.000 And I'm like, cool.

03:45:50.000 That's what I'll do.

03:45:51.000 So I call the Uber.

03:45:52.000 And I usually don't drink at home before I go to the comedy store because I'm driving.

03:45:57.000 So I thought, I'm Ubering it.

03:45:59.000 So I have one drink.

03:46:00.000 So now I'm one drink in.

03:46:01.000 And my ritual is one drink at the comedy store, right?

03:46:04.000 So I get in the Uber.

03:46:06.000 And immediately when I get in the Uber, the guy goes, first time ever.

03:46:09.000 Only time ever.

03:46:11.000 Guy goes, dude!

03:46:12.000 Dude!

03:46:12.000 Are you Eddie Bravo?

03:46:14.000 I love JRE. I listen to you on the podcast all the time.

03:46:17.000 So he just wanted to talk about JRE. So I never listened to the set.

03:46:21.000 So we get to the laugh factor.

03:46:23.000 We get to the laugh factor.

03:46:24.000 I'm like, ah, I didn't listen to the set.

03:46:25.000 I talked to this guy.

03:46:26.000 He was cool. 0.99

03:46:26.000 He was a fucking cool ass guy. 0.99

03:46:27.000 You know what? 1.00

03:46:28.000 I'm not going to listen to shit. 1.00

03:46:29.000 I'll be fine. 1.00

03:46:30.000 Right?

03:46:30.000 So I get there and then built Bruce Buffer's.

03:46:33.000 I got shots.

03:46:34.000 Let's take shots.

03:46:34.000 Tequila.

03:46:35.000 And I'm like, I'm not drinking way too much.

03:46:39.000 Don't have my set fresh in my head. 0.99

03:46:42.000 And I went on stage and fucking... 0.98

03:46:43.000 It wasn't a total disaster, but man, I had my family there and everything for the first time. 0.99

03:46:50.000 I'm like, it was not a good set.

03:46:52.000 It was a bad set. 1.00

03:46:53.000 And I'm like, fuck. 1.00

03:46:54.000 But I learned from that. 1.00

03:46:55.000 You learn from them losses.

03:46:56.000 I'm like, don't ever get lazy.

03:46:58.000 Because when you have that set fresh in your mind, and then you go on stage, it ain't that hard. 1.00

03:47:03.000 You just heard that motherfucker. 1.00

03:47:05.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

03:47:05.000 Well, it's not just that. 1.00

03:47:06.000 For me, it's writing things down.

03:47:08.000 Like cue cards are big.

03:47:10.000 I use index cards. 1.00

03:47:11.000 Damn. 0.99

03:47:11.000 With Sharpies before my sets. 0.99

03:47:13.000 Ooh.

03:47:13.000 It's in my writer.

03:47:15.000 Okay.

03:47:15.000 Like when I do a show, I'll write just bullet points.

03:47:17.000 Just titles of bits and shit like that. 0.66

03:47:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:47:19.000 And then another thing that works is like during the day of a show, I'll sit in front of the computer and just rewrite bits.

03:47:26.000 Yeah.

03:47:26.000 Just write them out.

03:47:27.000 Write them out.

03:47:28.000 Write them out.

03:47:29.000 It's like it's not necessary.

03:47:30.000 Yeah.

03:47:30.000 And you can get away without doing it.

03:47:32.000 Yeah.

03:47:32.000 But I always feel like the more I... The more I do, the better it's going to be.

03:47:37.000 The more prepared you are.

03:47:38.000 For sure it's better.

03:47:39.000 It's just like when I would do the opening monologues for EBI countdown shows.

03:47:44.000 I used to do that.

03:47:44.000 I don't do it anymore.

03:47:46.000 Always.

03:47:47.000 Always.

03:47:47.000 You write it all out.

03:47:49.000 The first three takes ain't that good.

03:47:52.000 You don't remember.

03:47:53.000 But by the fourth and fifth take, you can see it.

03:47:56.000 It's like there's a teleprompter in front of you.

03:47:59.000 You've done it so much.

03:48:00.000 And then now you can really nail it.

03:48:01.000 It's the same thing.

03:48:02.000 It's the same thing.

03:48:04.000 You have a certain pass that you just nail.

03:48:07.000 You've got to do it over and over.

03:48:09.000 But you know those grooves that you catch in when you are in that path that you've been through a thousand times?

03:48:14.000 Yeah.

03:48:14.000 Just like comedy.

03:48:16.000 Just like everything else.

03:48:17.000 Just like a monologue.

03:48:18.000 Just like acting in a movie.

03:48:19.000 Dude, if it wasn't for jiu-jitsu, I wouldn't be doing comedy, man.

03:48:22.000 Jiu-jitsu trained me.

03:48:23.000 Well, Jiu-Jitsu taught you also how to teach, so you talk to people.

03:48:27.000 You have this way of projecting.

03:48:28.000 Public speaking experience is huge.

03:48:30.000 I got a couple instructors that are looking to do comedy.

03:48:34.000 That's funny.

03:48:35.000 Yeah, because if you could teach a seminar, if you could teach a three-hour seminar, you have the tools to be a stand-up comedian.

03:48:41.000 Now you've got to be funny.

03:48:42.000 Well, listen, this is the thing about stand-up comedians.

03:48:44.000 Only 30% of them ever even try it.

03:48:47.000 Yeah.

03:48:47.000 There's probably 70% of the potential legitimate stand-up comedians in the country that don't ever do it.

03:48:54.000 Yeah.

03:48:54.000 You know, there's people that do it and they're delusional and they do it and they don't see reality correctly.

03:49:00.000 So they'll never really be good.

03:49:02.000 There's people like that.

03:49:03.000 Yeah.

03:49:03.000 But then there's people that just decide to keep working at the, you know, the car repair place.

03:49:07.000 And they're funny as fuck. 1.00

03:49:08.000 And they're funny as fuck. 1.00

03:49:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:49:10.000 I know I've told you about this guy, but when I was an amateur comedian, when I was driving for a private investigator, I met this private investigator.

03:49:21.000 It was like, be a private investigator's assistant.

03:49:23.000 I was like, oh, cool.

03:49:24.000 Really, he became a very good friend of mine.

03:49:27.000 He lost his license drinking and driving, so he needed someone to drive him around.

03:49:31.000 So that was a private investigator's assistant.

03:49:33.000 I was just his driver.

03:49:34.000 But his name was Dave Dolan.

03:49:36.000 I loved him till the day he died.

03:49:39.000 But he needed someone to drive him to places.

03:49:43.000 And he also was, it turns out, just randomly, he was a cousin to one of the people who owned the Comedy Connection in Boston, Bill Downs.

03:49:54.000 He was Bill Downs' cousin.

03:49:55.000 So I met him and I was like, what?

03:49:57.000 You're Bill's cousin? 1.00

03:49:58.000 He's like, yeah, he's my fucking cousin. 0.99

03:50:00.000 He was one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. 0.99

03:50:04.000 And at the time, for sure, the funniest guy I had ever met.

03:50:08.000 And I was like, how is this guy not a comedian?

03:50:10.000 This doesn't even make sense.

03:50:11.000 Dude, we would go places and we would have to get up at 4 o'clock in the morning.

03:50:15.000 I would pick him up and then we'd drive to some location where we'd have to park on the corner to see if some guy who's pretending to be injured is going to work Under the table in another way. 0.98

03:50:26.000 We'd have to take pictures of him and shit. 0.75

03:50:28.000 That kind of stuff. 0.99

03:50:29.000 It was mostly insurance scams. 1.00

03:50:30.000 So I'd be sitting on the side of the road with this guy, and he would be just talking shit. 1.00

03:50:35.000 Just talking shit about life and about girls and about fucking everything from top to bottom. 1.00

03:50:40.000 He was doing a one-man show for me. 1.00

03:50:43.000 And I'm a professional, you know, not really at the time.

03:50:46.000 I was an amateur.

03:50:47.000 And I don't think I'd ever even gotten paid.

03:50:48.000 But I was an aspiring comedian.

03:50:50.000 And I'm sitting here with this guy in a car. 0.98

03:50:52.000 I'm like, this is the funniest fucking dude I've ever talked to in my life. 0.98

03:50:55.000 I'm nothing compared to him. 0.99

03:50:57.000 He's so much funnier than me.

03:50:58.000 And he never wanted to do comedy.

03:51:00.000 Even while my comedy was taking off, he never wanted to do comedy.

03:51:03.000 I'm like, Dave, you could do comedy. 1.00

03:51:04.000 He's like, fuck that. 1.00

03:51:05.000 I bust scumbags. 1.00

03:51:08.000 He was just a private investigator busting scumbags. 0.99

03:51:11.000 And now, like, I don't know if it's the economy or what, but it's like this in jiu-jitsu. 0.97

03:51:18.000 Comedy and jiu-jitsu have one thing in common.

03:51:20.000 It seems like economically, it's bigger than it's ever been. 0.98

03:51:24.000 Because back like 10, 15 years ago, I remember thinking to myself, like, damn, there ain't that many motherfuckers out there that could teach seminars and make some big money. 0.99

03:51:34.000 I was like, fuck, there ain't that many. 0.99

03:51:36.000 And now, shit, seminars in jiu-jitsu are awesome. 0.99

03:51:41.000 It's like touring. 1.00

03:51:42.000 It's insane.

03:51:43.000 It's like touring comedians.

03:51:45.000 Exactly, like comedians.

03:51:46.000 Everybody's touring.

03:51:47.000 Everyone's got their specials.

03:51:50.000 Dude, the economy is insane.

03:51:52.000 It wasn't like this 10 years ago.

03:51:53.000 Because I remember, not even 10 years ago, my business manager said, You gotta slow down with your money, because you're running out of money.

03:52:01.000 Ten, eight years ago, it wasn't always good.

03:52:05.000 But right now, man, everybody in my association, I would say 90%, everybody's growing, constantly growing.

03:52:14.000 Growing.

03:52:15.000 I think the word has gotten out about the benefits of jiu-jitsu.

03:52:18.000 There's so many people that have Instagram pages and so many people make YouTube videos.

03:52:22.000 That and the economy.

03:52:23.000 The economy is booming.

03:52:25.000 Podcasts.

03:52:25.000 People talk about jiu-jitsu a lot.

03:52:27.000 You get to see way more videos of jiu-jitsu on Instagram or YouTube or whatever.

03:52:32.000 I mean, this is a good time for grappling.

03:52:33.000 And also, like, there's so many dominant players in grappling today, from Craig Jones, you know, to Ryan Gordon, you know, and Eddie Tonin is now Gary Tonin.

03:52:46.000 Eddie Tonin?

03:52:47.000 Gary Tonin and Eddie Cummins.

03:52:51.000 Eddie's now running his own school and Gary's fighting in MMA. Some of these super high-level, high-profile guys now have large social media followings.

03:53:02.000 Gary Tonin, he's a funny Twitter follow. 1.00

03:53:05.000 He says funny shit. 0.99

03:53:06.000 He's a smart dude. 0.99

03:53:08.000 And he's doing really well in MMA. And you're like, hey, that guy's got nasty, nasty grappling.

03:53:14.000 You see that flying scissor hook he hit in Abu Dhabi?

03:53:17.000 Yep.

03:53:18.000 Scissor, flying heel hook, scissor takedown. 1.00

03:53:21.000 He's a legit world-class submission artist that's now fighting in MMA. Look what's happening in Abu Dhabi.

03:53:29.000 Look at all the rising stars, the hottest stars.

03:53:32.000 They're all no-gi guys. 1.00

03:53:34.000 Craig Jones, Lachlan Giles.

03:53:37.000 John Blank, Gio Martinez, Gordon Ryan, Gary Tonin, all of them.

03:53:44.000 All no-gi guys. 1.00

03:53:45.000 They're not doing anything in the gi.

03:53:47.000 They're not competing in the gi.

03:53:48.000 They're no-gi guys. 0.99

03:53:49.000 So you're starting to see right now that the sport is getting so technical and so specialized that if you want to be the best in the gi, you got to spend all your time in the gi.

03:53:59.000 You want to be the best no-gi, you got to spend all your time no-gi. 1.00

03:54:03.000 It's hard to do both.

03:54:04.000 Doing both?

03:54:05.000 Man, it's tough.

03:54:07.000 Gordon Ryan's not trying to compete in the gi because he knows. 0.98

03:54:10.000 He realizes, like, damn, that's another lifetime. 0.99

03:54:13.000 I think that there's got to be some way where we can wake people up to how fun that shit is to watch. 1.00

03:54:22.000 Combat Jiu Jitsu goes a long way, your concept, because people get to see people get bitch slapped. 1.00

03:54:27.000 People love people getting bitch slapped. 1.00

03:54:29.000 But I think they're missing something. 0.99

03:54:34.000 No, no.

03:54:34.000 I think we already have it.

03:54:36.000 We have it.

03:54:37.000 We have combat Jiu Jitsu. 1.00

03:54:38.000 That's the best shit. 0.99

03:54:39.000 And then we also have quintet. 1.00

03:54:41.000 Quintet is the best way to make Jiu Jitsu a team sport.

03:54:46.000 That quintet is awesome.

03:54:48.000 I agree, but what I'm talking about is they're missing something that makes it mainstream.

03:54:53.000 All it is, remember UFC, we all knew in the UFC when it was underground, we all knew that it was the greatest sport ever.

03:54:59.000 We all knew that, but the world didn't know that.

03:55:01.000 And what happened?

03:55:03.000 To awaken the world was The Ultimate Fighter with Forrest Griffin and Stephen Bonner, right?

03:55:11.000 That's the one that blew...

03:55:13.000 Everybody knows that's part of history.

03:55:14.000 You could put that in that UFC documentary.

03:55:16.000 That show blew up MMA, blew up the UFC... And it wasn't because all of a sudden the UFC became more entertaining after that.

03:55:26.000 They figured it out after that.

03:55:27.000 It was always the same sport, but over here no one knew about it.

03:55:31.000 Over here everybody knows about it and they love it.

03:55:34.000 There just needed to be something to expose the world to what already existed, not change what already existed.

03:55:41.000 It was already perfect, just people didn't know about it.

03:55:45.000 Now people know about it.

03:55:46.000 It's the same thing.

03:55:47.000 Ultimate Fighter, Forrest Griffin, they blew it up.

03:55:49.000 So when it comes to grappling, I think it's going to be some...

03:55:53.000 We're going to do Combat Jiu-Jitsu Worlds Quintet style.

03:55:56.000 We're going to do them both.

03:55:58.000 We're doing both.

03:55:59.000 Are you going to do tag team?

03:56:00.000 No. 0.99

03:56:00.000 That tag team shit is hilarious. 0.99

03:56:02.000 Do you remember? 1.00

03:56:03.000 You know what quintet is, right?

03:56:04.000 Yes, yes.

03:56:05.000 Quintet is five against five, right?

03:56:07.000 It's random who winds up with who in terms of weight classes.

03:56:11.000 So what I'm going to do is do combat jujitsu.

03:56:13.000 Five against five.

03:56:14.000 No, don't do that.

03:56:16.000 Bro, the big guys are going to smash the little people.

03:56:18.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

03:56:19.000 But we're going to change it.

03:56:20.000 It's going to be five on five, but it's going to be the featherweights. 0.70

03:56:23.000 Everyone's going to be 145. Everybody's going to be the same way.

03:56:26.000 We're not going to do David and Goliath.

03:56:28.000 Right, right, right.

03:56:28.000 Because all that ends up happening there is the small guy tries to survive to get the big guy out.

03:56:34.000 So that kind of fucks up the strategy, you know what I mean, of pure jujitsu.

03:56:38.000 But when everybody's the same weight, there's no reason to take anybody out.

03:56:42.000 Every fight, you want to beat the guy, not just hold him.

03:56:45.000 Because if I'm going against a guy that's 20 pounds heavier than me, the smart strategy would be just don't get tapped and hold on and get him out of there.

03:56:52.000 Right.

03:56:53.000 That fucks up the sport.

03:56:54.000 Is Quintet...

03:56:55.000 Did they set it up where the five people have a total weight limit? 1.00

03:56:59.000 Yes.

03:56:59.000 So there's all these mismatches, but it's a beautiful thing.

03:57:04.000 I love that, too.

03:57:04.000 I love that, too, but I'm going to do it different.

03:57:06.000 A total weight limit?

03:57:07.000 Yeah, like 850...

03:57:09.000 Five people, 850 pounds.

03:57:11.000 Something like that.

03:57:12.000 900 pounds or something like that.

03:57:13.000 So you got to figure out what you got to choose.

03:57:14.000 Like all 170 pounders. 0.97

03:57:16.000 I like that.

03:57:16.000 It's interesting.

03:57:17.000 It's pretty badass.

03:57:17.000 But when it comes to combat jiu-jitsu, they all got to be this.

03:57:20.000 We're going to do welterweights five on five.

03:57:23.000 You have to.

03:57:24.000 Middleweights five on five.

03:57:25.000 But the same thing, like if there's a draw here, they both get DQ'd.

03:57:29.000 It's gonna be the same concept, but at the end, what's gonna be a little different too is that a lot of times in Quintet, you have like every match is a draw and they all, you know, it's a tie.

03:57:43.000 They're all eliminated at the same time.

03:57:45.000 So then at that point, they go to whoever has the most penalty cards, and if that's a tie, then they go to a judge's decision.

03:57:52.000 In my version, if it goes to a tie, then we go, each team picks the opposing team's EBIOT competitor, and they decide an EBIOT, which is basically a rear naked choke shootout.

03:58:06.000 We do it a little different.

03:58:07.000 We're keeping that EBIOT as a tiebreaker.

03:58:11.000 That's it.

03:58:12.000 Not in every match, just at the very end of it's a tie, we go to EBIOT. I love it.

03:58:18.000 It's a great idea.

03:58:19.000 It's going to be crazy, yeah.

03:58:20.000 It's going to be nuts, dude.

03:58:21.000 I think grappling is probably, just even watching grappling on YouTube, I mean, many times I look at videos, there's a million views.

03:58:28.000 Many times.

03:58:29.000 There's more people watching grappling and paying attention to high-level grappling on YouTube now.

03:58:33.000 I think any time that I could ever remember.

03:58:36.000 Yeah, there's so many shows now.

03:58:38.000 There's Fight to Win.

03:58:40.000 What's Chael Sutton's one?

03:58:42.000 Submission Underground.

03:58:43.000 Submission Underground.

03:58:44.000 Yeah, and then there's Kasai, and then there's Finishers, which they got a great one.

03:58:50.000 They got a quintet-style finishers coming up.

03:58:53.000 Ultimate Matt Warriors.

03:58:55.000 It's a good time for combat sports. 0.96

03:58:57.000 Yeah, there's a whole shitload.

03:58:58.000 Dude, you know what I'm looking forward to as much as anything?

03:59:00.000 What?

03:59:01.000 Deontay Wilder, Tyson Fury 2. Oh, shit. 1.00

03:59:04.000 When is that? 1.00

03:59:04.000 That's soon. 1.00

03:59:05.000 Soon?

03:59:06.000 A couple weeks?

03:59:06.000 I want to say that's February.

03:59:07.000 Is that what it is, Jamie?

03:59:08.000 Wait a second.

03:59:09.000 February 22nd?

03:59:10.000 February 22nd.

03:59:11.000 And that's the one where Tyson got knocked down and he rose from the dead.

03:59:14.000 Yeah.

03:59:14.000 And he won or lost?

03:59:15.000 He still won.

03:59:16.000 It was a draw.

03:59:17.000 It was a draw.

03:59:18.000 But most people feel, like if you look at it objectively, there's two ways of looking at it.

03:59:23.000 If you look at it objectively, Tyson Fury outboxed him.

03:59:27.000 He beat him ten rounds to two.

03:59:29.000 But if you look at it in terms of chaos and wildness and what counts more...

03:59:34.000 Deontay Wilder floored him twice.

03:59:37.000 At one time, literally, he saw his soul pull out of his body, then he grabbed his soul by the ankle and dragged it back in.

03:59:46.000 Tyson Fury just rose like no one expected and fought his way out of a terrible situation and then dominated the rest of the round.

03:59:55.000 In my eyes, Tyson Fury won the fight.

03:59:57.000 But in my eyes, I'm fine with a draw because Deontay Wilder nuked him into orbit twice.

04:00:04.000 It was so chaos, I couldn't say who really won one. 1.00

04:00:07.000 I want to watch that shit. 0.99

04:00:08.000 And I gave up on boxing, but I watch the heavyweight division now. 1.00

04:00:11.000 It seems like it's awesome now.

04:00:13.000 Deontay is from another planet, man.

04:00:15.000 He's got Thanos' glove in his right hand.

04:00:17.000 How about Francis Ngannou against him?

04:00:19.000 Well, I mean, I think Francis really legitimately could be a top-tier heavyweight because of his power and because of his speed.

04:00:27.000 His knockout ability is insane.

04:00:29.000 If he really got into boxing the way he got into MMA, I think he really could be a top-flight boxer.

04:00:34.000 But you wouldn't want him just jumping right in with Deontay Wilder.

04:00:37.000 Deontay Wilder is a bronze medalist in the Olympics, world-class boxer.

04:00:41.000 I mean, he has an insane record.

04:00:44.000 You know he has the most insane record in the history of the heavyweight division?

04:00:48.000 Does he?

04:00:49.000 If I'm right, pull up Deontay Wilders.

04:00:51.000 More than Mike Tyson?

04:00:51.000 Oh, dude, listen, way more.

04:00:53.000 Way crazier.

04:00:53.000 It's literally 40 knockouts, one draw, one decision.

04:00:59.000 Wow.

04:01:00.000 Dude!

04:01:01.000 Dude!

04:01:02.000 Every fight's a knockout. 1.00

04:01:03.000 He's a fucking monster! 1.00

04:01:04.000 That is the most insane. 1.00

04:01:05.000 He's a monster! 1.00

04:01:07.000 He's a monster, dude. 1.00

04:01:09.000 He's a monster. 1.00

04:01:10.000 No one hits like him. 0.99

04:01:11.000 It doesn't make any sense.

04:01:12.000 He hit that last dude, Luis Ortiz, on the forehead, and his body went just like, bam!

04:01:16.000 Just shut down.

04:01:17.000 He just bop!

04:01:19.000 He just catches guys with these punches, and everybody gets flying.

04:01:21.000 You know him on the show?

04:01:22.000 He's a great guy.

04:01:23.000 He was on the show, right?

04:01:24.000 Yeah, he's a great guy.

04:01:25.000 You know what he told me?

04:01:26.000 He told me that when he fought Tyson Fury, he weighed 209 pounds.

04:01:29.000 I was like, what?

04:01:30.000 He goes, yeah, I don't know why I was so light.

04:01:32.000 That's just how heavy I was.

04:01:34.000 He doesn't try to put on weight because he knows he can nuke people.

04:01:38.000 And it's all stand-up, right?

04:01:40.000 So there's probably a benefit of being a 209-pound guy in boxing where there's no leg kicks, it's speed, and he has crazy power.

04:01:50.000 Like, it's undeniable power.

04:01:51.000 But no one can smother him and drag him to the ground, do all kinds of shit that heavy people can do in an MMA fight right now. 0.85

04:01:58.000 In boxing, I think he might have an advantage. 0.86

04:02:01.000 I think, yeah, at 210 pounds, that's probably the max weight for power.

04:02:09.000 Like, anything extra is going to slow down the power.

04:02:12.000 Now you're going to slow down the speed.

04:02:13.000 I would agree with you until you get to Francis.

04:02:16.000 Francis hits so much harder than anyone that's 205 pounds.

04:02:20.000 Dude, he hits people so hard. 0.94

04:02:22.000 Francis is a different animal.

04:02:24.000 Because he hits a really strong 205 pounder, but then you add 60 pounds of muscle on top of that.

04:02:30.000 I know what you're saying, but what I'm saying is...

04:02:34.000 Once you start sacrificing speed, maybe it's the speed because he's smaller.

04:02:39.000 The speed gets it through and he's got enough power.

04:02:42.000 Maybe not the most power you could have, but enough power to knock people out.

04:02:45.000 But he still has the speed because he's smaller?

04:02:48.000 Maybe.

04:02:49.000 Maybe.

04:02:50.000 Does that make sense?

04:02:50.000 I mean, it's a trade-off for sure, but I don't think Francis is slow at all.

04:02:55.000 See, the thing about a Francis guy is like a thing about Conor in a lot of ways.

04:02:59.000 What does he walk at?

04:03:00.000 Francis is giant, man.

04:03:01.000 He walks at 250?

04:03:02.000 More than 260. Oh, okay.

04:03:04.000 More than 260 walking around and moves very fast.

04:03:07.000 But those guys that have a lot of, like Conor, fast twitch muscle fiber, like Farah Sahabi talked about on the podcast.

04:03:15.000 He was like, those guys, they're sprinters.

04:03:17.000 They're just jumping and leaping.

04:03:19.000 And Daniel Cormier always talks about them as big actions.

04:03:23.000 These big actions they're doing.

04:03:24.000 They require a lot of energy.

04:03:26.000 And those guys are rarely the guys who have the most stamina.

04:03:30.000 But they're the guys who are definitely the most dangerous for short amounts of time.

04:03:34.000 And if you saw in the Stipe fight, Stipe weathered the storm with Francis and then grabbed a hold of him and managed to wear him out.

04:03:41.000 Start dragging him to the ground and beat him up on the ground. 0.99

04:03:44.000 That fight showed you what the problems are with that fucking sprinting style. 0.99

04:03:51.000 You've got to fight every fight. 0.99

04:03:53.000 You know this guy can definitely make it to the fifth round.

04:03:56.000 You've got to fight every fight.

04:03:57.000 You're not looking for the knockout, but if it's there, it's awesome.

04:04:00.000 And if you don't, you're never going to beat the elite of the elite.

04:04:03.000 And the elite of the elite is Stipe.

04:04:05.000 Stipe is the elite of the elite.

04:04:07.000 He's the guy who's regained the heavyweight title.

04:04:09.000 He's defended it more than anybody ever.

04:04:12.000 Ever?

04:04:13.000 Ever.

04:04:13.000 He's got the record.

04:04:15.000 Stipe Miocic has defended the UFC heavyweight title more than anyone.

04:04:19.000 How many times is that?

04:04:19.000 I believe it's four.

04:04:21.000 I believe he had four successful title defenses.

04:04:23.000 That's crazy.

04:04:24.000 Yes.

04:04:24.000 And then loses Daniel Cormier and then comes back and knocks out Daniel Cormier to retain the title.

04:04:31.000 That's a Muhammad Ali type epic show.

04:04:34.000 He's epic.

04:04:35.000 Stipe's epic.

04:04:35.000 He doesn't get nearly enough love.

04:04:37.000 For what he's done, like for martial arts.

04:04:40.000 It's just he's not as flashy as some guys. 0.99

04:04:42.000 He doesn't talk a lot of shit. 0.99

04:04:44.000 He just puts his nose to the grindstone and gets his work done. 0.99

04:04:47.000 But if you look at his accomplishments, knocked out Alistair Overeem, knocked out Junior Dos Santos. 1.00

04:04:52.000 I mean, he's a fucking monster, man. 1.00

04:04:55.000 He's a monster, you know? 1.00

04:04:57.000 Knocks out Daniel Cormier to regain his title. 1.00

04:05:01.000 He's a fucking animal. 1.00

04:05:02.000 And the only guy, I mean... 1.00

04:05:05.000 Derek Lewis beat Francis Ngannou, but it was a crazy fight where really nothing happened.

04:05:09.000 It was a weird fight.

04:05:10.000 But Stipe's the first guy to beat him.

04:05:13.000 Stipe beat him.

04:05:14.000 You know, he got a hold of Francis and he actually beat him.

04:05:17.000 He's the only guy.

04:05:18.000 Everybody else is just running from those hammers, son.

04:05:21.000 Those hammers coming at you from Francis.

04:05:24.000 Are you a Stipe fan because he's from Cleveland?

04:05:26.000 Does that have any bearing?

04:05:28.000 Sure.

04:05:28.000 Oh, really?

04:05:29.000 Okay.

04:05:30.000 Cleveland people probably don't like Columbus people when they're all in Ohio together.

04:05:35.000 What's that?

04:05:35.000 Once they're outside, then they become like, okay, we've got Ohio people, we've got to sit together.

04:05:40.000 It's Ohio, Michigan, not Ohio, Ohio.

04:05:42.000 More Browns fans in Columbus than Bengals fans, right?

04:05:46.000 More Bengals fans.

04:05:46.000 It's very close.

04:05:47.000 50-50?

04:05:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

04:05:48.000 Damn. 1.00

04:05:51.000 Okay. 0.99

04:05:52.000 Ohio's an awesome spot, man.

04:05:53.000 It's a fun spot to go to, too.

04:05:55.000 It's like a fun spot to do stand-up at.

04:05:57.000 I'm trying to book some gigs out there.

04:06:00.000 I'm trying to do a seminar out there.

04:06:01.000 Do you do seminar and show the same weekend? 0.98

04:06:04.000 I try to do a show on Friday night, seminar Saturday morning, and then get the fuck out.

04:06:09.000 But sometimes when I'll do a show Saturday night, too, it's hard to do a seminar.

04:06:13.000 Sometimes I can't do it both.

04:06:15.000 What's the most time you've ever done on stage?

04:06:18.000 Like 40 minutes? 0.99

04:06:19.000 Damn. 1.00

04:06:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

04:06:21.000 Look at that.

04:06:22.000 Is that a lot?

04:06:23.000 It's a good amount.

04:06:24.000 It's close to headliner.

04:06:25.000 You know, like it used to be that a headliner had to do 45. It used to be there was 15 minutes for the opener, 30 minutes for the middle act, and then 45 minutes for the closer.

04:06:37.000 That was always the formula.

04:06:38.000 I like just being that dude opening up, no pressure. 0.99

04:06:41.000 If I fuck up, you're gonna have a killer neck, so relax. 0.99

04:06:45.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

04:06:46.000 I like no pressure.

04:06:48.000 I like hiding behind Sam Tripoli. 1.00

04:06:50.000 I love that shit. 1.00

04:06:51.000 I'm like, you got a killer about to go on, so if I don't do so well, just relax. 1.00

04:06:58.000 Sam Tripoli is the tip of the spear.

04:07:01.000 When it comes to stand-up, that's what I always call him.

04:07:03.000 I'm like, that's the front line.

04:07:04.000 That's the guy we send in.

04:07:07.000 You know, because Sam will go hard.

04:07:09.000 Sam Tripoli will go hard, the paint.

04:07:11.000 You know the one thing?

04:07:12.000 I think about the comedy store and back when we used to hang out there in 2001 and all the people that were there like Ari and Sam Tripoli and Duncan, all those dudes back then, like Sebastian and Eddie Griffin, all those dudes,

04:07:28.000 they blew the fuck up.

04:07:31.000 But not everybody.

04:07:32.000 Not Sam, not Steve Simone. 0.97

04:07:34.000 There's a couple other guys, but some dudes just got fucking big. 0.99

04:07:37.000 Everyone's fucking rich now. 0.99

04:07:39.000 It's crazy. 0.95

04:07:40.000 And my philosophy is, not philosophy, but what I take from comedy is, for sure you're going to give your best performance when you have success.

04:07:51.000 Like a packed house and they all love you.

04:07:54.000 You're gonna give a good performance, right?

04:07:56.000 Because you feel all that energy and it gives it back to you.

04:07:59.000 As opposed to like doing stand-up in front of like six people and they don't know who you are.

04:08:04.000 That's probably not going to be your best set, maybe.

04:08:06.000 Most of the time, it ain't going to be your best set. 0.94

04:08:08.000 It ain't going to compare it to a whole fucking room filled with people that love you. 0.61

04:08:11.000 And then all that energy makes you give your best performance ever, right? 0.97

04:08:18.000 And Sam never really got that.

04:08:19.000 So Sam was always like, hey, yeah, he's a good comic, but no one was saying, oh, he's amazing.

04:08:25.000 They were saying, hey, he's good, he's good.

04:08:26.000 Because they only saw him...

04:08:35.000 I think?

04:08:44.000 They love him.

04:08:45.000 So now you're seeing Sam in front of 200 people, 250 people that love him or screaming for him.

04:08:51.000 And you're seeing the best of him because now he's got a crowd that's screaming for him and he comes out, dude, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, he crushes on the road.

04:09:02.000 When we go on the road and do a tinfoil hat, Sam destroys, dude.

04:09:05.000 I'm sure.

04:09:06.000 Dude, I've known Sam forever, man.

04:09:07.000 It's crazy.

04:09:08.000 He's a funny guy.

04:09:09.000 I'm glad it's all happening for him.

04:09:10.000 So the thing with comedy is like, you never really get to see what a comic really is about until he performs in front of a...

04:09:17.000 And it's like a Catch-22, because you ain't going to have a packed room that knows you unless you acquired some kind of fame somehow through a TV show or through something, through the internet.

04:09:28.000 But...

04:09:28.000 Man, now you're starting to see, right now you're starting to see the real Sam.

04:09:31.000 You're starting to see him peeking and shit. 0.99

04:09:33.000 It's awesome. 0.99

04:09:34.000 Every time we go out there, I'm like, dude, you're fucking crushing. 0.97

04:09:37.000 He's out there just smashing. 0.99

04:09:38.000 Beautiful.

04:09:39.000 Yeah.

04:09:40.000 Shout out to Sam.

04:09:41.000 Sam Tripoli's the best, dude.

04:09:42.000 And not only that, dude. 0.94

04:09:43.000 Seriously, Sam is one of the fucking coolest guys. 0.94

04:09:46.000 He's beautiful. 0.97

04:09:47.000 You know I wouldn't say that.

04:09:48.000 I wouldn't say that.

04:09:48.000 That guy's a beautiful person.

04:09:50.000 I'm doing this show on Tuesday.

04:09:51.000 The Armenian Assassin. 1.00

04:09:52.000 Oh shit. 1.00

04:09:53.000 Eddie Bravo. 1.00

04:09:54.000 This was fun, man.

04:09:55.000 Thank you, man.

04:09:55.000 Can I give a couple of plugs?

04:09:58.000 January 24th, Dallas, Fort Worth, Hyenas, Tinfoil Hat, me and Sam, and then the next day, January 25th, in Oklahoma City at Bricktown Comedy Club.

04:10:09.000 Hope to see you there.

04:10:10.000 Thank you very much.

04:10:12.000 Love everybody.

04:10:13.000 Oh, and stay tuned.

04:10:14.000 We're going to be announcing a big 420 show in Vancouver. 1.00

04:10:19.000 Oh, shit! 0.99

04:10:20.000 It'll be announced this week. 1.00

04:10:22.000 We're very excited. 0.99

04:10:23.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

04:10:24.000 That's it. 0.99

04:10:24.000 Bye, everybody. 0.99

04:10:27.000 420?

04:10:29.000 What's going on out there?

The Joe Rogan Experience - January 10, 2020

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 9, 2020

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