The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - March 12, 2017

00:00:00.000 Go! 0.95

00:00:00.000 Go live. 0.95

00:00:01.000 It's true.

00:00:02.000 Five, four, three, two, one.

00:00:05.000 That's a nice chair.

00:00:09.000 Alright, we're not waiting for Brian Callen any longer.

00:00:11.000 We're watching these fights.

00:00:12.000 These fights already happened.

00:00:14.000 Eddie Bravo's here.

00:00:15.000 Hello!

00:00:16.000 Hi!

00:00:17.000 Of course, Brendan Schwab is in the house.

00:00:21.000 The UFC from Fortaleza, Brazil, last night.

00:00:24.000 I did not watch it.

00:00:26.000 I know none of the results.

00:00:27.000 I'm so proud of myself.

00:00:28.000 I've never done this before.

00:00:30.000 So we're going to watch these.

00:00:31.000 He forgot what time it is.

00:00:31.000 Brian Callen pretended.

00:00:33.000 And he pretended that his phone didn't automatically update. 0.99

00:00:37.000 Like, whose fucking phone doesn't automatically do daylight savings time? 1.00

00:00:41.000 Bitch, your phone switches over. 1.00

00:00:43.000 Your phone knows what's going on. 1.00

00:00:44.000 Bitch, most of us have an Apple iPhone. 0.99

00:00:46.000 Mine automatically did it. 0.99

00:00:48.000 He didn't say that, Kitty.

00:00:48.000 Every Android does, too.

00:00:52.000 I had no idea there was a time change.

00:00:54.000 I'm more excited for the story.

00:00:56.000 I looked at my watch, and I was like, why is my watch wrong?

00:00:59.000 Yes.

00:00:59.000 Like, I knew my watch was wrong.

00:01:01.000 Well, like, I just used my phone, and they're like, oh.

00:01:04.000 I'm like a farmer. 0.99

00:01:05.000 I knew because the sun wasn't up, because my kid wakes up, you know, early as fuck. 0.99

00:01:09.000 It is not seven o'clock, man, because the sun would be out, you know? 0.99

00:01:09.000 And I was like, what? 0.99

00:01:13.000 Eddie, do you know any of the results?

00:01:14.000 I know one fight. 1.00

00:01:15.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00

00:01:16.000 Of course he does. 1.00

00:01:17.000 Your boy.

00:01:17.000 Of course you do.

00:01:18.000 Yeah, don't even say nothing.

00:01:19.000 And do you know any of the results?

00:01:19.000 Don't say nothing.

00:01:21.000 I watched the prelims, and I was good.

00:01:21.000 No.

00:01:23.000 And I was lucky because I had boxing.

00:01:25.000 Lemieux vs. 0.99

00:01:26.000 Stevens, which was a fucking fight. 1.00

00:01:30.000 Damn, I heard it was a great fight. 1.00

00:01:31.000 Some dude got so murked. 0.99

00:01:33.000 Stevens got murked so bad by a left hook.

00:01:35.000 Oh, you just told me. 1.00

00:01:36.000 You just told me what happened, you son of a bitch. 1.00

00:01:38.000 Well, fuck, man. 1.00

00:01:38.000 You asked me. 1.00

00:01:39.000 I recorded it. 1.00

00:01:40.000 Fuck, bro! 1.00

00:01:41.000 Come on, man. 1.00

00:01:42.000 HBO Boxing.

00:01:44.000 Dude, he was out.

00:01:45.000 I don't know.

00:01:47.000 Hopefully he's alive. 0.85

00:01:48.000 Lemieux killed a guy. 0.95

00:01:50.000 He can crack.

00:01:51.000 Both of them can.

00:01:52.000 And Lemieux came in heavier and people were like, oh, he might be out of shape. 0.98

00:01:56.000 And you talk about a high-level fight, championship fight, and dudes were like, fuck 12 rounds. 0.98

00:02:02.000 Wow. 0.99

00:02:02.000 It was fun. 0.99

00:02:03.000 The fight before that, terrible.

00:02:05.000 Really?

00:02:06.000 Awful.

00:02:06.000 What was that fight?

00:02:08.000 I forget the guy.

00:02:09.000 It was a horrible fight.

00:02:10.000 Even Max Kellerman and Lambert were like, God, we apologize.

00:02:14.000 Wow, they were apologizing?

00:02:15.000 They were like, that was a snooze fest.

00:02:17.000 Hopefully this one lives up to it.

00:02:18.000 And it did.

00:02:19.000 I never apologized.

00:02:20.000 I don't think I've ever apologized for a fight.

00:02:23.000 I've never heard a guy apologize for a fight.

00:02:23.000 That's rough.

00:02:26.000 They were just kind of clowning on it.

00:02:28.000 Like, after sitting through that, thank God for this fight.

00:02:31.000 You know, you guys would never do that.

00:02:33.000 Ever, right?

00:02:34.000 I don't think so.

00:02:35.000 I mean, it'd have to be something that would have to be really wrong.

00:02:37.000 But there have been some fights that were really crazy.

00:02:40.000 Do you remember that Nate Quarry fight where the dude he was fighting from The Ultimate Fighter?

00:02:44.000 Goddammit, I forget the fellow's name.

00:02:47.000 But he was literally running away backwards.

00:02:49.000 He had broken his foot or something.

00:02:50.000 Caleb Starnes, thank you.

00:02:50.000 Caleb Starnes.

00:02:52.000 Literally, like, backpedaling.

00:02:54.000 And then Nate Quarry starts doing some crazy thing where he puts his hand up in front of his face and he's just walking towards him, like, going like this.

00:03:00.000 He's, like, mocking him.

00:03:01.000 At least that was fun, though.

00:03:02.000 And then the dude gave him two fingers, but he was just not engaging.

00:03:05.000 It was real weird.

00:03:06.000 Was that the end of the guy's career?

00:03:08.000 It was downhill from there, for sure.

00:03:09.000 Well, Caleb went to fight in some other organizations, I believe.

00:03:12.000 He's good friends with Tate, because they were on the same season.

00:03:15.000 Was that season two?

00:03:15.000 That's right.

00:03:16.000 Yeah.

00:03:17.000 Season 2 or 3, Canadian fella, right?

00:03:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:20.000 You were backpedaling nothing against Nate Curry.

00:03:23.000 I like that guy.

00:03:24.000 But you think he was fighting TRT Vitor Belfort the way he was backpedaling.

00:03:27.000 I think he hurt something.

00:03:29.000 And I think he was like, you know what?

00:03:30.000 These guys are not paying me enough.

00:03:32.000 Because I think that was his argument, actually, after the fact.

00:03:35.000 They're not paying me enough to engage?

00:03:36.000 How little he gets paid. 1.00

00:03:38.000 Bitch, you signed up for it. 1.00

00:03:39.000 But I think his mind was, as soon as he hurt his foot or something like that, he was like, fuck this. 1.00

00:03:44.000 I'm just going to get through these myths. 0.98

00:03:45.000 I kind of get that.

00:03:46.000 You know, he's like, I can't hit right now, or I can't move right now.

00:03:48.000 And then you look at your Dr. Bill or whatever.

00:03:51.000 No, you look at your memory, you know?

00:03:53.000 Where your memory's gonna go.

00:03:54.000 What's up, Eddie?

00:03:56.000 Victor, Vitor Belfort did not look like a...

00:03:59.000 TRT Vitor.

00:04:01.000 Yeah, he's definitely clean.

00:04:04.000 The golden snitch is out everywhere.

00:04:06.000 He gets to Brazil. 0.99

00:04:06.000 Did you see the fucking odds on the fight? 0.99

00:04:09.000 Yes. 0.99

00:04:09.000 I don't know who won the fight. 0.99

00:04:10.000 I don't know a goddamn thing, but I know the odds were crazy in Kelvin's favor. 0.96

00:04:14.000 It kind of makes sense, though, right? 0.98

00:04:15.000 Three and a half to one.

00:04:16.000 Yeah.

00:04:17.000 It makes sense, though.

00:04:18.000 Think about Vitor's last fight.

00:04:19.000 It's Gegard, then who Weidman before that.

00:04:21.000 Like, he just hasn't looked great at all, especially in that first round. 0.95

00:04:24.000 I have to fucking love Kelvin at 185. I know people always say, what about your old Romero, bro? 0.68

00:04:29.000 I don't like him with the top five matchups.

00:04:29.000 See, I love him.

00:04:32.000 See, I think if he just lifts weights, just gets in serious condition, I do like him at 185. That's a big if, though, isn't it?

00:04:38.000 Because still his reach and everything.

00:04:39.000 I don't know, man.

00:04:40.000 He looked pretty goddamn good here.

00:04:41.000 He looked different. 0.91

00:04:42.000 He looked thick.

00:04:44.000 I mean, Kelvin's never going to look like a bodybuilder.

00:04:46.000 That's not his build.

00:04:47.000 He's like Dan Henderson.

00:04:48.000 He's got a warrior's body. 1.00

00:04:50.000 Like, that motherfucker, he could go for days. 0.99

00:04:53.000 But then you add muscle, to your point, you add muscle, then what? 1.00

00:04:55.000 Yeah, Vitor looks so different.

00:04:57.000 Vitor has that straight up dad TRT bod.

00:05:00.000 Like, he got off of it, and then just straight dad.

00:05:03.000 I mean, he still looks scary, but nothing like the Rockhold Vitor.

00:05:08.000 Rockhold Vitor, for me, top three scariest fighters of all time.

00:05:13.000 I was thinking about last night.

00:05:13.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:05:15.000 There he is, right there.

00:05:15.000 There he is.

00:05:15.000 Look how goddamn jacked he was.

00:05:18.000 And quick, spinning wheel kicks and shit. 1.00

00:05:20.000 Remember he beat the brakes off Anthony Johnson? 1.00

00:05:23.000 Yep.

00:05:24.000 God!

00:05:25.000 Look how jacked he is when he threw that wheelchair. 0.98

00:05:27.000 Look at that shoulder. 1.00

00:05:28.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:05:29.000 Everything. 0.99

00:05:29.000 His abs have muscles. 0.99

00:05:31.000 Don't you wish he was still like that?

00:05:33.000 Part of me does.

00:05:34.000 Yeah, me too.

00:05:35.000 He can go to Ryzen.

00:05:36.000 No, he should.

00:05:37.000 No.

00:05:38.000 He can easily go to Ryzen and get paid.

00:05:41.000 And do that?

00:05:43.000 Yeah, on TRT? Well, look at what Krokop did.

00:05:46.000 Krokop went over there.

00:05:47.000 Krokop's still doing it.

00:05:48.000 You just gotta wonder how many does Vitor have left?

00:05:50.000 20 years!

00:05:52.000 20 years!

00:05:54.000 But I think these guys on TRT, they can compete way longer than that.

00:05:59.000 Even 20 years? 0.95

00:06:00.000 I think if you let Vitor take whatever the fuck he wants and let him go over to Japan... 1.00

00:06:05.000 Oh, he's spinning wheel-kicking bitches face off to 60. He's gonna be doing some crazy shit. 1.00

00:06:09.000 But here's the question. 0.99

00:06:11.000 Would he...

00:06:12.000 Would he be as aggressive if he was fighting another dude on TRT? Oh yeah.

00:06:17.000 You think so?

00:06:17.000 Think about back in the day.

00:06:18.000 Think about when he fought Vanderlei when he was 19. Those motherfuckers were juice monkeys. 1.00

00:06:23.000 Literally, he was so aggressive. 1.00

00:06:25.000 Remember? 0.99

00:06:26.000 Just the fucking bodybuilder straight punch like this. 1.00

00:06:26.000 No technique. 1.00

00:06:30.000 We caught him with a straight left and he was wearing shoes.

00:06:32.000 Remember that fight?

00:06:33.000 He was wearing wrestling shoes.

00:06:33.000 Yes.

00:06:35.000 Brazilian on Brazilian crime.

00:06:36.000 If Ryzen sticks around and they become like...

00:06:40.000 As powerful as Pride was, and they just don't disappear like a bunch of other shows, there's gonna be an outlet, a very big outlet for people to retire from the UFC and get back on TRT. Like a master's tour?

00:06:59.000 Jumpstart their career.

00:07:00.000 Do you know about 1FC's weight cutting program?

00:07:03.000 Do you know about it?

00:07:04.000 A little bit.

00:07:05.000 Rich Franklin was helping with that, right?

00:07:07.000 Because you want to talk about a guy who cut a lot of weight.

00:07:09.000 Yeah, those guys, they've got some new innovative way, they think, to diminish the amount of weight guys cut.

00:07:17.000 I don't know exactly how they're doing it, but I think it has something to do with hydration tests.

00:07:20.000 See if you can pull that up, Jamie.

00:07:23.000 1FC... Okay.

00:07:25.000 Can you imagine in negotiations, like rise in negotiations, they say, you know you want to do TRT. Come on, man.

00:07:31.000 We'll give it to you. 1.00

00:07:35.000 We'll give you the best shit. 1.00

00:07:36.000 We'll hook it up for you. 1.00

00:07:37.000 They have it right there on the table.

00:07:39.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom, with the needle.

00:07:41.000 You know how many guys are going to sign that?

00:07:44.000 Come on.

00:07:45.000 You know you want it.

00:07:46.000 You know you want it.

00:07:48.000 And just highlights of when they're on TRT. Pictures, posters.

00:07:52.000 We can do this.

00:07:52.000 The ultimate presentation.

00:07:54.000 You walk into the room and there's 20 foot high screens of Vitor, wheel kicking, rock holding the head.

00:07:54.000 We can do this.

00:08:00.000 Bisping's eye all fucked up. 0.99

00:08:02.000 Can you imagine the presentation? 0.99

00:08:04.000 They'll just put it the ultimate highlight.

00:08:05.000 Did you lock the door?

00:08:08.000 Lock the door.

00:08:10.000 Good man.

00:08:10.000 Did you?

00:08:12.000 Well, sit down.

00:08:13.000 Have a seat.

00:08:14.000 What's up, man?

00:08:15.000 No, no, no handshake. 0.98

00:08:18.000 Are you sick? 0.99

00:08:19.000 What are you doing? 0.85

00:08:20.000 You knuckling everybody?

00:08:21.000 You're a boxer now, right?

00:08:22.000 You just touched knuckles?

00:08:24.000 I knuckle, man. 0.99

00:08:25.000 Have a seat, goddammit. 0.99

00:08:26.000 Welcome back. 0.99

00:08:27.000 Put the headsets on.

00:08:28.000 This is a good fight. 1.00

00:08:30.000 They talked a lot of shit. 1.00

00:08:32.000 Of course they did. 1.00

00:08:33.000 Well, the first fight, Tim Means hit him with an illegal knee that a lot of us were unsure of. 0.93

00:08:38.000 I fucked that one up, too.

00:08:39.000 I use illegal knees all the time. 0.97

00:08:41.000 See, because he's got one knee on the ground, two hands up, and we're like, ooh.

00:08:45.000 And here's the thing.

00:08:46.000 All he had on the ground was a knee.

00:08:48.000 He actually had even lifted his other leg up, and he didn't even have his foot on the ground.

00:08:53.000 Mm-hmm.

00:08:54.000 So it was like, you know, there was that whole thing of points of contact.

00:08:57.000 Say you'd have to have at least three points of contact.

00:08:59.000 He actually only had one point of contact.

00:09:02.000 But if it's not the bottom of your foot, it doesn't count.

00:09:05.000 So that's where it was so confusing.

00:09:07.000 So confusing that even Mark Ratner, when we went to him in the fight for clarification on the rules, he said it was legal.

00:09:14.000 He said it was a legal knee.

00:09:15.000 And then Big John McCarthy pulls me over and goes, no! 0.99

00:09:18.000 He goes, that's fucking illegal. 0.98

00:09:20.000 I go, okay, it is illegal. 0.99

00:09:21.000 I go, so when you say points of contact...

00:09:24.000 Like, if it's only just a knee, if only the knee's on the ground, and the foot's not even on the ground, and the other foot's off the ground, that's a downed opponent?

00:09:32.000 And he's like, yes, anything but the soles of the feet.

00:09:34.000 That's what it should say.

00:09:35.000 Anything but the soles of the feet.

00:09:36.000 So my thought was, well, what if some guy shoots a power double on you?

00:09:41.000 And his knees on the ground as he's sliding in, which it often is.

00:09:41.000 Right?

00:09:45.000 And you fucking knee him to oblivion as he's moving into that... 0.99

00:09:48.000 It's a transition, so it doesn't count, right? 0.99

00:09:50.000 Does it?

00:09:50.000 No.

00:09:51.000 Is that a transition?

00:09:52.000 But that's not really a transition.

00:09:54.000 I mean, that's a guy making his approach and you're countering his approach, and he's a downed opponent.

00:09:58.000 He's got a knee on the ground, he's sliding towards you.

00:10:01.000 I think that's a downed opponent.

00:10:03.000 But it would not be the same like with a wheel kick.

00:10:05.000 A lot of times it's behind the ear, but it's in transition.

00:10:08.000 That's a creepy one.

00:10:09.000 I think it's different, but similar.

00:10:11.000 Very similar.

00:10:12.000 Eddie and I have talked about that a million times, because it's the best position to be if you get the guy's back.

00:10:17.000 You see a wheel kick coming, you want to turn your head, right?

00:10:20.000 You want to turn your face?

00:10:21.000 No, you can't turn your face!

00:10:23.000 Listen, man, there's no good place to take a wheel kick.

00:10:26.000 Ever.

00:10:26.000 Except the body.

00:10:28.000 I would rather take one on the arm or on the body and live.

00:10:31.000 Still not good.

00:10:31.000 No, it's horrible.

00:10:32.000 It's horrible.

00:10:33.000 It's a bone breaker, for sure.

00:10:35.000 It's so crazy that you have to pad up your hands, but you are allowed to spin and with all of your body weight, put it in your heel.

00:10:43.000 And what Edson Barboza did to Terry Edom, remember that one?

00:10:47.000 Terry Edom's jumping the buses now.

00:10:48.000 He was never the same again after that knockout.

00:10:50.000 I mean, never the same again.

00:10:52.000 No?

00:10:52.000 Never the same again.

00:10:53.000 Never fought at that level again.

00:10:55.000 And that grazed the top of his head.

00:10:57.000 No, that bounced off his head.

00:10:58.000 You'll see it a million times.

00:11:00.000 It sounded like a melon getting hit with a bat.

00:11:02.000 Maybe a person.

00:11:03.000 But the highlight, it doesn't look like it connects flush.

00:11:06.000 It goes, boom, top of the head. 0.75

00:11:09.000 I'd have to see that again.

00:11:10.000 These entire fights, they kept showing that. 0.98

00:11:12.000 And I was like, God, it doesn't look like it was a fucking straight up heel to the grill. 0.94

00:11:17.000 I'd have to see it again. 0.96

00:11:18.000 But the amount of power that you have in all of your body weight, if you have a really good one, and you can generate all that fucking torque, and your leg comes up, and there's so much weight behind it.

00:11:30.000 That's one of the reasons why I stopped fighting was a knockout when I was 19 years old in Anaheim. 0.81

00:11:36.000 I wheel kicked this guy in the head and he never got up.

00:11:39.000 They carried him off the mat.

00:11:40.000 They had him in a stretcher for half an hour and then they brought him to the hospital. 0.79

00:11:43.000 It scared the shit out of me.

00:11:44.000 My heel was sore.

00:11:46.000 My heel.

00:11:47.000 My heel. 1.00

00:11:48.000 Not my fucking heel. 0.99

00:11:49.000 The hard part from his face was sore for days. 0.99

00:11:53.000 For like two days I was walking with a little limp.

00:11:55.000 Dude, I was thinking about that last night when Stevens got knocked out by Lemieux, and he's just laying there, and there's a stretcher, there's like five minutes go by, and you'd see him breathing, and Max Kellerman goes, well, at least he's breathing.

00:12:06.000 And then his mom is cage-sided, and it takes all the fun out of the knockout. 1.00

00:12:10.000 What was it?

00:12:10.000 I was like, oh, hell yeah.

00:12:11.000 What kind of knockout?

00:12:12.000 Boxing, left hook. 0.89

00:12:13.000 They're exchanged left hooks.

00:12:14.000 Oh, out, out.

00:12:15.000 Lemieux got knocked out?

00:12:16.000 No, no, no.

00:12:17.000 Stevenson.

00:12:18.000 Anyways, but when he's out on the ground, I was thinking to myself, what's the protocol?

00:12:24.000 So he's being rushed to the hospital.

00:12:26.000 They're looking for brain bleeding there, I guess?

00:12:28.000 So when the guy's out more than four minutes, you're in trouble.

00:12:31.000 A lot of trouble.

00:12:32.000 Yeah, they have to have really experienced guys who have dealt with those kind of traumatic brain injuries on site to get it and handle it right.

00:12:39.000 That's one of the real issues with those smaller shows where people that want to do smokers If you're doing a smoker, someone could easily get head kicked with a smoker.

00:12:47.000 And by the way, wheel kicks are legal in a smoker.

00:12:49.000 So think about that.

00:12:50.000 Think about everybody's wearing those padded shin and insteps, but you're not padding up your heel.

00:12:54.000 No.

00:12:54.000 If someone decides to spin on you and they catch you in the side of the head, it doesn't matter if you're wearing headgear.

00:12:59.000 Let somebody wheel kick you in the head. 0.95

00:13:01.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:02.000 It's like getting hit by a tree. 0.99

00:13:04.000 Your leg is so fucking big. 1.00

00:13:06.000 It's a goddamn baseball bat. 1.00

00:13:07.000 To your face. 1.00

00:13:08.000 Dude, I'll tell you who you want by your bedside is Dr. Davidson.

00:13:11.000 There it is right here.

00:13:12.000 Oh yeah, Dr. Davidson's amazing.

00:13:14.000 What's this?

00:13:14.000 Dr. Davidson for the UFC. Here it is.

00:13:16.000 Boom! 0.99

00:13:16.000 Watch this though. 0.99

00:13:18.000 And in fast motion, the sound is horrible.

00:13:21.000 Oh my god, what a perfect left.

00:13:23.000 And then he falls into this thing.

00:13:24.000 He's like that for the next four or five minutes.

00:13:27.000 They turn the camera away.

00:13:27.000 Oh my god.

00:13:29.000 Jesus Christ.

00:13:30.000 Oh my god.

00:13:31.000 Right here.

00:13:31.000 Well, you know what, man?

00:13:32.000 Exchange of hooks.

00:13:33.000 Such a perfect punch, too.

00:13:33.000 Look.

00:13:35.000 He eats it, too. 1.00

00:13:37.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:13:38.000 Talk about a power punch or both these boys. 1.00

00:13:40.000 What a perfectly landed punch.

00:13:42.000 Oh.

00:13:45.000 Remember, Lemieux got dismantled by Triple G, too, which is so impressive.

00:13:49.000 Yeah.

00:13:49.000 In fast motion, you're like, Jesus Christ.

00:13:51.000 He didn't necessarily get dismantled. 0.97

00:13:52.000 He got the shit beat out of him, but he took that fight into deeper water than a lot of people expected. 0.97

00:13:57.000 Yeah, but Triple G threw 50-something jabs in the first round because he thought he was going to bang with him. 0.98

00:14:03.000 Triple G, you see his jab, you're like, oh my god, he has a full-class jab.

00:14:06.000 He can box, too. 0.99

00:14:06.000 He can fucking box. 0.99

00:14:07.000 Like, Lemieux didn't really have a chance the whole time. 0.99

00:14:07.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:10.000 He definitely didn't have a chance, but he definitely landed some shots.

00:14:13.000 Yeah.

00:14:13.000 I mean, he definitely tested Triple G more than anybody had in recent fights before that.

00:14:16.000 I'm a Lemieux fan, man.

00:14:17.000 Me too.

00:14:18.000 Oof.

00:14:18.000 Like, maybe Kel Brooks tested him a little bit, too, before Triple G got to him, but his corner was like, throw the towel in as soon as it looks sketchy.

00:14:25.000 They did the right move, too. 0.99

00:14:27.000 He's about to eat the fuck up. 0.98

00:14:27.000 They did. 0.98

00:14:29.000 But he couldn't see out of his eye.

00:14:30.000 They were like, yeah, good enough.

00:14:31.000 Yeah, good job, bro.

00:14:32.000 That's a good effort. 1.00

00:14:33.000 Fuck this. 1.00

00:14:34.000 Good for them, bro, doing this. 1.00

00:14:35.000 Who was that guy that fought Lomachenko and pulled out way early?

00:14:40.000 Oh, you're talking about the Jamaican family?

00:14:42.000 Yeah.

00:14:42.000 But he was like, I think he was 3-2-0, and then they were like, he's never going to live this down.

00:14:47.000 He wasn't getting his ass whooped. 0.99

00:14:50.000 He was just like, I can't beat him, I'm good. 0.99

00:14:51.000 He probably realized he was so outclassed.

00:14:53.000 Lomachenko's so much fun to watch.

00:14:55.000 What the guy said in the post-fight interview, he's like, I saw where this was going.

00:14:55.000 He's amazing.

00:14:59.000 Yeah.

00:15:01.000 He wanted to live to fight another day.

00:15:02.000 That makes sense to me.

00:15:03.000 That's a smart fighter. 0.99

00:15:05.000 Max Kellerman says to him, don't you think, you know, a lot of people usually, we envy those that go out on their shield.

00:15:10.000 He's like, no, I get that.

00:15:12.000 Yeah, that's Lemachenko, though.

00:15:13.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:15:14.000 Like, I'm definitely going to get this shit kicked out of me. 0.99

00:15:16.000 I think there's a lot of times where a guy's moving around fine, he looks good on TV, but he knows in his head that he is tuned up and one shot away from going unconscious. 0.99

00:15:24.000 And guys just go, that's it.

00:15:26.000 We got it.

00:15:26.000 Or he's just out of tricks.

00:15:28.000 Or he's just like, that guy's figured out all my patterns, he can do whatever he wants to me, and I'm going to be just a punching bag.

00:15:33.000 Well, you remember when Nigel Benn fought...

00:15:36.000 What was the homeboy's name?

00:15:39.000 Gerald McClellan.

00:15:40.000 Thank you very much.

00:15:41.000 Round one.

00:15:42.000 Yeah, this is round one of Oliveira, Tim Means.

00:15:45.000 It's 48, 49, 46 seconds into the...

00:15:50.000 This should be violent.

00:15:51.000 The number on the screen is 41, 40, 39, 38, 37, 36. Alright, sync it up.

00:15:59.000 Thank you, Jamie.

00:16:02.000 What were we just talking about, Lomachenko?

00:16:05.000 You're talking about...

00:16:07.000 Oh, that guy knowing that it was never going to work out for him.

00:16:10.000 He was just getting boxed up.

00:16:12.000 The Gerald McClellan fight, when Gerald went down and took a knee, there wasn't some big punch that landed before that.

00:16:19.000 It was an accumulation of all the stuff that led up to that moment.

00:16:22.000 And when he quit, they were kind of shocked.

00:16:25.000 Like, no!

00:16:27.000 You know what fight was like that?

00:16:29.000 The Cotto-Manny Pacquiao fight?

00:16:33.000 After the third round, you could hear Freddie going, you gotta take him out.

00:16:39.000 And when we spoke to Freddie after, I don't want to tell him, but he said, why didn't he knock him out when he could have?

00:16:46.000 And Freddie said, well, he didn't want to hurt him.

00:16:49.000 That's public knowledge.

00:16:50.000 Is it?

00:16:51.000 That was crazy, man.

00:16:51.000 Yeah.

00:16:52.000 But his corner set to Miguel was like, if we don't see any improvement, we're going to stop it here.

00:16:57.000 This is getting bad, man.

00:16:59.000 And then Manny just didn't want to hurt him.

00:17:00.000 He goes, I could have knocked him out.

00:17:01.000 I didn't want to hurt him.

00:17:02.000 Amazing.

00:17:03.000 God, I love him.

00:17:03.000 What a nice guy he is.

00:17:04.000 What a nice guy.

00:17:05.000 It's so weird that he's so nice and yet such a killer.

00:17:08.000 I know.

00:17:09.000 He's a really odd...

00:17:11.000 He's a world champion.

00:17:12.000 He really is, isn't he?

00:17:13.000 It's good stuff going on right here, guys. 0.99

00:17:15.000 He was wild as fuck and then he found Jesus. 0.98

00:17:17.000 Means he's trying to get up and he's doing a pretty good job inch by inch. 0.99

00:17:21.000 Where is Means high level jujitsu, obviously?

00:17:24.000 Yeah, Means is a full rounded guy.

00:17:26.000 He's one of the best guys at 170. He's just like a hair under some of the other top guys.

00:17:31.000 He's not great at injury.

00:17:32.000 He's good at everything.

00:17:34.000 He's fun to watch.

00:17:35.000 He's great at elbows. 1.00

00:17:36.000 That motherfucker's got some nasty elbows. 1.00

00:17:38.000 He has some good elbows. 1.00

00:17:39.000 He's not like top five.

00:17:39.000 I wouldn't say...

00:17:42.000 In the division?

00:17:42.000 No.

00:17:43.000 I think he is.

00:17:43.000 In elbows?

00:17:44.000 I'm saying top five overall.

00:17:45.000 He might have the best elbows in the 170-pound division.

00:17:48.000 I'm not bullshitting.

00:17:48.000 That is aggressive, sir.

00:17:49.000 I'm telling you, his elbows, especially in the stand-up positions, are nasty.

00:17:53.000 He throws them real crisp.

00:17:54.000 He throws them in tight positions.

00:17:56.000 Everything is real efficient.

00:17:58.000 It's all done with real solid technique.

00:18:01.000 I mean, there's better fighters than him, currently.

00:18:03.000 You know, there's guys that have a full, complete game.

00:18:05.000 There's guys like, you know, beasts like Tyron Woodley or like Damian Maia. 0.99

00:18:09.000 I mean, Damian Maia's just a goddamn beast. 0.97

00:18:11.000 The top ten would be tough for him. 0.98

00:18:12.000 Yeah, it'd be tough for him, but he's close.

00:18:14.000 Yeah, Oliveira's all over him.

00:18:15.000 Yeah, he's two good takedowns.

00:18:17.000 You know what happened in the first fight?

00:18:19.000 So, the first fight was called a no contest.

00:18:23.000 Because of the knee?

00:18:23.000 Because of the knee, yeah.

00:18:25.000 That's what it was called, right?

00:18:25.000 So confusing.

00:18:27.000 It was weird because they said it was an unintentional foul, but clearly he thought it was legal, so it was intentional.

00:18:34.000 They call him the Dirty Bird?

00:18:35.000 Isn't that his nickname?

00:18:36.000 Yeah, it's his nickname.

00:18:37.000 Dude, he's one of the guys who got caught by the going snitch and actually won.

00:18:40.000 Look at that, three times. 0.99

00:18:41.000 He got caught by the Golden Snitch with this tiny amount of some shit that was in a supplement that he bought. 0.99

00:18:41.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:47.000 And so they bought the supplement randomly from a store and they found the exact same stuff.

00:18:51.000 You don't look at Tim Means Body and go, ah, steroids.

00:18:54.000 Well, it doesn't matter, man.

00:18:56.000 There's dudes that have taken steroids and they don't really lift weights.

00:18:59.000 They just train jujitsu and MMA and they don't look any bigger than anybody else.

00:19:03.000 Steroids, I mean, the real thing is the guys that lift weights.

00:19:03.000 Yep.

00:19:06.000 When Lance Armstrong was taking hormones and all the shit he was taking, he didn't look jacked. 0.99

00:19:11.000 No, that's the misconception. 0.99

00:19:12.000 Everyone thinks they're going to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

00:19:13.000 They could be doping just for oxidating their blood.

00:19:16.000 Well, it's also the testosterone aids in recovery.

00:19:16.000 There are a lot of things, right?

00:19:19.000 But the big thing is, the only way you're getting bigger is if you're lifting weights.

00:19:23.000 It's resistance exercise.

00:19:25.000 That's what makes your body get bigger.

00:19:27.000 It's not going to get bigger just by...

00:19:28.000 You get a little bit bigger just by doing kickboxing.

00:19:30.000 Add some lean muscle, do some weight.

00:19:32.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:19:32.000 Yeah, a little bit.

00:19:34.000 A little bit.

00:19:34.000 But you're never going to look like Hector Lombard or anything.

00:19:38.000 Dude, I would love to see...

00:19:39.000 I know this is a random-ass fight, but Cowboy's coming off a lot.

00:19:43.000 I'd like to see Don Cerrone Cowboy versus Tim Means.

00:19:47.000 That'd be a scrap.

00:19:47.000 Yeah.

00:19:48.000 Wasn't that scheduled at one point in time?

00:19:51.000 In Denver, maybe, I feel like?

00:19:53.000 Boy, why am I making that up? 0.98

00:19:55.000 Don't you feel like that'd be a fucking scrap? 0.99

00:19:56.000 Oh, it'd be insane fight. 0.98

00:19:57.000 That's why I like to watch Tim, because he's kind of like that Matt Brown type of crazy pace.

00:20:02.000 Well, he also has really good stand-up, and he's a big, tall guy.

00:20:06.000 And Donald has that nasty Muay Thai and really good leg kicks.

00:20:11.000 I like that Donald's taking some time off.

00:20:13.000 I love it.

00:20:14.000 I love that he's taking some time off.

00:20:16.000 Just chill, man.

00:20:17.000 Just chill out.

00:20:18.000 Let's come up with a game plan to make you world champion. 1.00

00:20:21.000 Yeah, you were so right about how tough that fight was with Matt Brown, despite the victory, despite the fact that he won it.

00:20:28.000 You've got to remember, he did get dropped in that fight. 0.99

00:20:30.000 Yeah, but all we see is the highlight of that head kick, but it's like, fuck, man, that was a tough go. 0.98

00:20:35.000 Yeah, there was a lot going on that fight. 0.98

00:20:39.000 I saw the new King Kong movie because I'm 12. Is it good?

00:20:42.000 Loved it because I'm 12. They can't make enough King Kongs for me.

00:20:47.000 I love them.

00:20:48.000 This is probably the best one ever.

00:20:50.000 Guys, another space movie.

00:20:50.000 Is it good?

00:20:52.000 But you know what?

00:20:52.000 What is this?

00:20:53.000 They went full on diversity in this King Kong.

00:20:55.000 First of all, there's no rape.

00:20:57.000 King Kong no longer steals the girl.

00:20:59.000 In every other movie, King Kong gets a girl and is like, oh, I got this, and just runs off of her. 0.99

00:21:03.000 And this one, he just protects her, and he never tries to fuck her, and he's so much bigger than any other King Kong in the past. 0.98

00:21:10.000 This new King Kong, literally a girl is not even a lighter in his hand. 0.99

00:21:15.000 What?

00:21:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:16.000 The new King Kong is way bigger than the King Kong that climbed the Empire State Building.

00:21:20.000 Is it the son of the old King Kong?

00:21:21.000 No, no, no.

00:21:22.000 It's a totally new story.

00:21:23.000 It's a reboot.

00:21:23.000 Oh, you can't do that.

00:21:24.000 Oh, it's a new story?

00:21:25.000 Totally new story.

00:21:26.000 Completely different story.

00:21:27.000 I thought Kong had a kid.

00:21:28.000 All the natives on the island are all Asian now. 0.96

00:21:32.000 No more black people. 1.00

00:21:33.000 The problem with that is that mountain gorillas should be in the Congo and they should be black. 1.00

00:21:39.000 South Pacific.

00:21:41.000 And this is an island that time forgot.

00:21:43.000 It's a hollow earth.

00:21:43.000 And inside there's these demons.

00:21:45.000 And then there's Kong.

00:21:46.000 And Kong's actually the hero.

00:21:47.000 He protects them from the demons.

00:21:50.000 Spoiler alert!

00:21:51.000 Okay, but...

00:21:52.000 Kind of.

00:21:52.000 How dare you?

00:21:53.000 Guess what?

00:21:54.000 Yeah, I'm here to tell you.

00:21:55.000 Kong is in the movie the entire time.

00:21:57.000 But wait, who are the demons?

00:21:59.000 Who are the demons?

00:22:00.000 Some things that live in the hollow earth.

00:22:02.000 They live in the middle of the ground.

00:22:03.000 Ah, that's fake, bro.

00:22:05.000 Those guys were like high-fiving each other at the beginning.

00:22:05.000 Round two.

00:22:07.000 You wanted to hug him.

00:22:08.000 Yeah, Olivera did.

00:22:09.000 And he said no.

00:22:10.000 Oh! 0.60

00:22:12.000 Ducking that wheel kick. 1.00

00:22:13.000 Don't ever pull that shit on me. 1.00

00:22:15.000 Don't ever bring that shit into my cage again. 1.00

00:22:18.000 That's not a good situation. 1.00

00:22:19.000 That's what I say when guys try to wheel kick. 1.00

00:22:20.000 I go, don't ever bring that shit into my cage again. 1.00

00:22:24.000 Do you ever have fantasies that you do that to someone? 1.00

00:22:26.000 Yes, I do.

00:22:27.000 Of course I do.

00:22:28.000 Who are you talking to?

00:22:29.000 My whole life is a fantasy.

00:22:29.000 Do you ever wonder why?

00:22:31.000 Why would you even want to say that to somebody?

00:22:33.000 Because I want to be cool, the earth and everybody, that's why.

00:22:36.000 Right, but you gotta understand that if you were that cool person, you would not have said that.

00:22:41.000 I know that, dude, but my fantasy is to do this.

00:22:44.000 I want to do this.

00:22:45.000 If he had done that, I want to stop, pull back and go, oh, you want to dance? 0.99

00:22:49.000 And then I come in with a fucking hurricane. 0.98

00:22:53.000 Yeah, see, that's what I'm worried about with you. 1.00

00:22:54.000 It's like your mind thinks the world is a movie.

00:22:54.000 What?

00:22:57.000 Yes. 0.92

00:22:57.000 Like a really shitty action movie. 0.92

00:22:59.000 Yeah. 0.92

00:22:59.000 And I'm the star. 0.92

00:23:00.000 That's right.

00:23:00.000 Yes.

00:23:01.000 Yes, yes.

00:23:02.000 Adam Hunt, who told me he was in a fist fight with someone once, and as they were getting ready to go at it, he was a drunk dude, and the dude was like, tonight we dine in hell!

00:23:14.000 Oh, hell no.

00:23:15.000 That's embarrassing.

00:23:17.000 He really did say that.

00:23:19.000 Now did Adam beat the show?

00:23:21.000 Or did the guy Spartan kick him in the face?

00:23:23.000 Adam's a nice guy, and I believe that Adam was sober at the time.

00:23:26.000 And Adam's a very good wrestler, by the way.

00:23:28.000 Yes, he was a high school wrestler.

00:23:29.000 We wrestled at the same high school.

00:23:31.000 I think what he did was just took the guy down or held on to him. 0.99

00:23:34.000 I was like, get this fucking guy away from me. 1.00

00:23:35.000 Tonight, we dine in hell. 1.00

00:23:37.000 I was just saying that to somebody. 0.51

00:23:39.000 That's awesome.

00:23:40.000 It's amazing. 0.95

00:23:41.000 Tonight, we dine in hell. 0.99

00:23:43.000 If he's just a savage, it's awesome. 0.75

00:23:46.000 Or he just thinks it's like the movies. 0.84

00:23:48.000 Well, if it wasn't in a movie, it would still be ridiculous even if it wasn't in a movie. 0.91

00:23:52.000 I would turn and run if I've never heard that before and some guy goes, tonight we dine in hell. 1.00

00:23:56.000 Like, damn, you're willing to risk some shit I'm not. 1.00

00:23:58.000 I would be saying, keep talking, stupid. 1.00

00:24:01.000 Keep talking. 1.00

00:24:01.000 The more you're talking... 1.00

00:24:03.000 The more it's good. 0.92

00:24:04.000 Bro, tonight we dine in hell?

00:24:05.000 Yeah, I would say, yeah, keep talking.

00:24:07.000 Tell me more.

00:24:08.000 Tell me more. 1.00

00:24:08.000 Make up some other shit so you'll be distracted when I punch you in the face. 1.00

00:24:12.000 I'd say someone needs to record this shit because these are good lines before we fight. 1.00

00:24:16.000 This shit is epic. 1.00

00:24:18.000 But I think the guy was just very fortunate that Adam's a good guy. 1.00

00:24:22.000 Oh, Oliveira with the back.

00:24:24.000 Oliveira's got his back here.

00:24:27.000 Triangle. 1.00

00:24:28.000 That body triangle's such a bitch. 1.00

00:24:31.000 Doesn't look good. 1.00

00:24:32.000 Oh, he's got it!

00:24:33.000 Oh, he's under the chin!

00:24:34.000 How do you get out of that?

00:24:36.000 Oh! 1.00

00:24:37.000 Shit. 1.00

00:24:38.000 He got to tap! 1.00

00:24:39.000 And revenge.

00:24:41.000 Revenge for Oliveira.

00:24:42.000 Oliveira can be a little mean too.

00:24:44.000 Oh, there we go.

00:24:44.000 Oh, he's cool.

00:24:45.000 Oh, they're good.

00:24:46.000 Oh, that's good.

00:24:47.000 I like that.

00:24:48.000 That's cool.

00:24:49.000 Alright, don't do that.

00:24:50.000 Don't do that.

00:24:51.000 Hey, Tim goes, get up.

00:24:52.000 Get up, bro.

00:24:52.000 Don't do that.

00:24:53.000 Please don't do that. 0.99

00:24:56.000 Yeah, those guys that like to do that, get on your knees, kneeling shit in front of each other. 0.97

00:25:00.000 Some dudes just don't play. 1.00

00:25:01.000 Remember Pat Berry and Crow Cop?

00:25:03.000 How they were just hugging.

00:25:05.000 Wheel kick to the face! 1.00

00:25:06.000 Hug.

00:25:06.000 High five.

00:25:08.000 That was weird.

00:25:08.000 Such a weird fight.

00:25:10.000 And didn't Pat Berry break his hand real early on in that fight, too?

00:25:14.000 Yeah, and then got choked out. 0.95

00:25:16.000 They gave me Crow Cop when Joe Silva comes up to me and goes, you better not fucking Pat Barry and show him too much love. 0.98

00:25:21.000 I was like, Jesus, man. 0.97

00:25:22.000 I'll try my best.

00:25:24.000 I will try my best, sir.

00:25:25.000 They take it back with the trip.

00:25:27.000 That was a cool trip. 0.99

00:25:28.000 That's a big win for Oliveira after losing in a fucked up way. 0.97

00:25:32.000 Because before he lost with that knee, before the fight was stopped, he was getting tuned up. 0.98

00:25:38.000 Huge win.

00:25:38.000 I don't think I've seen anybody get out of a body triangle.

00:25:42.000 How do you do that?

00:25:43.000 It happens all the time.

00:25:43.000 Do you lean towards the side that it's locked up on and puts pressure in the ankle?

00:25:47.000 There's ways, if you have good dexterity, that you can clear the leg.

00:25:50.000 You gotta know how to do it.

00:25:52.000 You gotta know how to put your weight down and angle your hips down.

00:25:55.000 It's a slow process to open up that triangle.

00:25:58.000 Guys can do it.

00:25:59.000 But when you're getting punched in the face every time you reach for that ankle.

00:26:01.000 Well, the worst is when a guy's got you belly down.

00:26:04.000 Belly down with that body triangle.

00:26:05.000 It feels like your back's going to break.

00:26:06.000 It's so much pressure.

00:26:08.000 Hey, that's three in a row for a cowboy.

00:26:10.000 Because that's not a loss.

00:26:11.000 No, the last one's not a loss.

00:26:13.000 I think that's three in a row for a homeboy.

00:26:14.000 Boy, he's jacked.

00:26:16.000 Oh, there's a new Marvel?

00:26:16.000 Yeah, he is.

00:26:16.000 Marvel.

00:26:17.000 Thank God.

00:26:18.000 Fist of Fury.

00:26:19.000 Is that what this is?

00:26:19.000 What?

00:26:19.000 Come on.

00:26:21.000 Is this the Kung Fu guy?

00:26:21.000 Yeah, dude.

00:26:23.000 Dude, I used to watch this.

00:26:24.000 Read this comic book when I was a kid.

00:26:26.000 I've never heard of it.

00:26:28.000 It's terrible.

00:26:29.000 It's going to be the worst one ever. 0.99

00:26:30.000 It's ridiculous. 0.97

00:26:31.000 Yeah, but look at his hair. 0.82

00:26:32.000 Whatever happened to that Daredevil one?

00:26:33.000 Is that still around?

00:26:34.000 The series?

00:26:35.000 I think it does pretty well, doesn't it?

00:26:35.000 I think so.

00:26:37.000 That's a Netflix one too, right? 0.99

00:26:39.000 Damn, he's got a magic fist though. 0.99

00:26:42.000 Flash. 1.00

00:26:42.000 I watched Doctor Strange the other day. 1.00

00:26:44.000 I heard it's good.

00:26:45.000 It's not bad.

00:26:46.000 It's not bad.

00:26:47.000 Doctor Strange.

00:26:47.000 I was a big fan of it when I was a kid.

00:26:49.000 So for me, it was like, wow, this is cool to see them do their take on the story with all new special effects. 0.99

00:26:57.000 I heard that Logan movie's the shit. 0.99

00:26:59.000 Me too. 1.00

00:26:59.000 I heard it so far. 1.00

00:27:00.000 It's supposed to be like the best superhero movie ever.

00:27:02.000 Jamie saw it.

00:27:03.000 Didn't you love it, Jamie?

00:27:04.000 It's really good, yeah.

00:27:05.000 Yeah.

00:27:05.000 Hey man, a little more enthusiasm.

00:27:06.000 Well, I mean...

00:27:07.000 I wouldn't go with the love it.

00:27:08.000 I wouldn't go with the love it.

00:27:09.000 Was it rated R? Yeah, it was rated R, yeah, yeah.

00:27:11.000 There's a lot of shit and violence and whatnot. 1.00

00:27:13.000 B-Shot with the throwing stars on his jacket. 1.00

00:27:15.000 What's up, dog?

00:27:16.000 Dude, the shoot again.

00:27:16.000 Don't be scared.

00:27:18.000 Shoot again.

00:27:19.000 Dude, that's impressive.

00:27:20.000 Thanks, man.

00:27:21.000 Throwing stars are underrated, man.

00:27:22.000 I carry them all the time.

00:27:23.000 Dude, I... Yeah, I want to see Logan though.

00:27:26.000 I heard it's really, really good.

00:27:28.000 You know how Deadpool's up for an award?

00:27:31.000 That's how Logan's supposed to be.

00:27:33.000 I think King Kong's going to beat it.

00:27:37.000 I'm always down for King Kong, man.

00:27:39.000 King Kong.

00:27:40.000 King Kong.

00:27:42.000 Is this called Kong or Kong?

00:27:45.000 I'm not paying attention.

00:27:46.000 Kong, K-O-N-G. But you know what the problem is? 1.00

00:27:48.000 Like, whenever he gets in a fight with something, you know he's not gonna get killed by some monster.

00:27:53.000 Like, there's zero drama.

00:27:54.000 And so he's like, okay, how's this gonna play out? 0.99

00:27:56.000 When does King Kong get to fuck him up? 0.99

00:27:58.000 Because it's gonna happen. 1.00

00:27:59.000 You're not gonna let this demon monster thing beat up King Kong in King Kong's fucking movie. 0.99

00:28:04.000 Now that would be a movie, right? 0.99

00:28:05.000 That's a good movie right there.

00:28:07.000 A little twist. 1.00

00:28:08.000 And it's really about demons and not that stupid girl. 1.00

00:28:10.000 And then he dies. 1.00

00:28:11.000 He dies like with 15 minutes left in the movie.

00:28:14.000 Or you do a subtle movie where he gets a virus and he's got a cold and then he dies quietly.

00:28:14.000 Just get you off guard.

00:28:19.000 Or he dies right away, but then the rest of the movie is like going back in time.

00:28:25.000 You find out how he got killed.

00:28:26.000 That makes sense.

00:28:27.000 What do you think by making King Kong this big, they're trying to set up a King Kong vs.

00:28:32.000 Godzilla movie?

00:28:32.000 Oh, that's happening.

00:28:34.000 It's already happened, is it?

00:28:36.000 It has happened back in the Japanese days. 0.99

00:28:38.000 Well, no, but I guarantee they're making it now. 0.98

00:28:40.000 And then they'll throw some Avengers in there and shit. 1.00

00:28:42.000 Because now King Kong is as big as Godzilla. 0.99

00:28:45.000 Like, this new King Kong is as big as Godzilla.

00:28:47.000 I don't like that.

00:28:48.000 Let's live a little more realistically.

00:28:49.000 I feel like a giant ape would have an advantage over a giant lizard.

00:28:53.000 Because a lizard, basically, it's got his claws, but they're not his dexers.

00:28:56.000 He breathes fire!

00:28:57.000 Have you seen Godzilla?

00:28:58.000 Oh, he does, doesn't he?

00:29:00.000 He breathes fire. 1.00

00:29:01.000 Yes, he breathes fucking fire. 1.00

00:29:03.000 Oh, you know what? 1.00

00:29:04.000 1933 to 2017. Look at the difference between all the King Kongs.

00:29:07.000 See, I'm a fan of that 76 Kong. 0.96

00:29:10.000 Not too big, not too small.

00:29:11.000 King Kong Escapes 1967. That must be the Japanese version. 1.00

00:29:15.000 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

00:29:16.000 Yeah, so the original King Kong was only 18 feet tall.

00:29:19.000 That's not that tall.

00:29:20.000 Wow.

00:29:20.000 See, but that's realistic.

00:29:22.000 But the Kong on Skull Island is huge.

00:29:25.000 He's 100 feet tall. 1.00

00:29:27.000 That's bullshit. 1.00

00:29:28.000 Well, how big is he? 1.00

00:29:29.000 Is that Skull Island one?

00:29:30.000 So he's 100 feet tall?

00:29:31.000 In Jack Black he's only half tall?

00:29:33.000 He was 148 feet tall in King Kong vs.

00:29:38.000 Godzilla in 62 in Japan.

00:29:39.000 Simply too big.

00:29:40.000 148 is huge.

00:29:41.000 But isn't Godzilla 500 feet tall?

00:29:44.000 I don't know.

00:29:45.000 Where does he hide if he is anyway? 0.93

00:29:48.000 Dude, that Godzilla movie sucked. 0.57

00:29:50.000 Remember the Godzilla movie? 0.94

00:29:52.000 Yeah, with Bryan Cranston.

00:29:54.000 P. Diddy was in it?

00:29:54.000 No, P. Diddy sang the theme song.

00:29:56.000 Oh yeah, that was dog shit. 1.00

00:29:57.000 That's how you know it was bad. 1.00

00:29:58.000 That's definitely not good.

00:29:59.000 Yeah, look how big Godzilla is.

00:30:01.000 Oh, Godzilla started off, he was only 50 meters high, so he's 100, what is that?

00:30:05.000 That's 150 feet.

00:30:06.000 See, I like my God's 50 meters high.

00:30:08.000 50 meters, but there's like a little bit more.

00:30:11.000 How do you do meters?

00:30:12.000 I think it's like you add one...

00:30:14.000 3.3?

00:30:15.000 3 foot 0.3 inches or something?

00:30:17.000 Yeah, to compare it to yards, there's like some simple way of doing it.

00:30:22.000 It's like 50 meters is like 55 yards, I think. 0.99

00:30:26.000 God, that 2014 Godzilla is fucking huge. 0.98

00:30:29.000 Real similar. 0.95

00:30:30.000 Yeah, so the 2014 Godzilla was the biggest one.

00:30:33.000 That was the Bryan Cranston Godzilla.

00:30:34.000 The old one wasn't even that big.

00:30:36.000 I like the latest one.

00:30:38.000 The latest one was good.

00:30:39.000 He doesn't fly, does he?

00:30:41.000 He doesn't fly either.

00:30:42.000 Yeah, but he lives in the ocean, dude.

00:30:44.000 Oh, he lives in the ocean.

00:30:45.000 Hey, man.

00:30:46.000 You know what, Godzilla? 0.98

00:30:48.000 Godzilla, you don't know shit about Godzilla. 0.99

00:30:50.000 He can eat 86 tuna in one sitting. 0.99

00:30:51.000 He ate a lot of nuclear waste or something.

00:30:54.000 Yeah, he came out of the ocean. 1.00

00:30:55.000 Well, he's firing lasers with his eyes and shit. 0.99

00:30:57.000 Well, it was because of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, those bombs that we dropped on Japan. 0.99

00:31:02.000 Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

00:31:03.000 That's why those monsters came out of there, and they were all about radiation.

00:31:08.000 Mothra, Gamera.

00:31:10.000 It makes sense.

00:31:10.000 Yeah, those people were terrified.

00:31:11.000 It kind of makes sense.

00:31:11.000 Of course.

00:31:12.000 Those people were terrified.

00:31:16.000 Next weekend, Manuel vs.

00:31:19.000 Anderson. 0.99

00:31:20.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:31:21.000 Oh, that's my birthday, son. 1.00

00:31:22.000 March 18th.

00:31:23.000 What's up?

00:31:23.000 What are you doing on your birthday, man?

00:31:24.000 Absolutely nothing.

00:31:26.000 Are you not a big birthday celebrator?

00:31:27.000 Nope. 1.00

00:31:28.000 Don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:31:29.000 Do you want to do a fight companion on your birthday? 1.00

00:31:30.000 That would be fun, huh?

00:31:32.000 Let's do it.

00:31:33.000 That's at 2 o'clock here.

00:31:34.000 Perfect.

00:31:35.000 Perfect.

00:31:35.000 A little afternoon.

00:31:36.000 When is that?

00:31:37.000 Next fight companion.

00:31:38.000 Next fight companion.

00:31:39.000 Next Saturday.

00:31:40.000 2 p.m.

00:31:41.000 Eddie, you in town?

00:31:42.000 This Saturday?

00:31:43.000 This next coming one.

00:31:45.000 March 18th.

00:31:46.000 Yeah, March 18th.

00:31:47.000 That's my son's birthday party.

00:31:50.000 Your son's born on March 18th?

00:31:52.000 16th.

00:31:53.000 I'm on the 18th.

00:31:54.000 Shout out to Pisces.

00:31:55.000 Powerful Pisces. 0.99

00:31:56.000 Do you follow all that astrology shit? 0.99

00:31:59.000 My mom did, so I grew up knowing a lot of it. 0.99

00:32:01.000 But does it mean anything to you?

00:32:02.000 Do you identify with being a Pisces?

00:32:04.000 Does it make sense? 0.98

00:32:05.000 You're like, God damn it, that's me. 0.98

00:32:05.000 Sometimes. 0.98

00:32:07.000 Isn't it weird?

00:32:07.000 A little bit.

00:32:09.000 People think it's bullshit. 0.93

00:32:11.000 You know, what's shocking to me about it is how intricate it is when you look at all the things they take into consideration when they try to, like, assess your personality or what you are, like, based on your, you know, where Mercury is in retrograde. 0.98

00:32:11.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:32:26.000 It's crazy, man.

00:32:27.000 What time of the day was it?

00:32:28.000 You meet a scorpion, she's a girl, she a freak. 1.00

00:32:32.000 It's been my experience.

00:32:33.000 All scorpions are beasts.

00:32:35.000 Scorpio.

00:32:36.000 You know what's weird about the astrology thing is that there's 12 signs, right?

00:32:39.000 Yeah.

00:32:40.000 And in music, there's 12 notes, right?

00:32:42.000 Look at the show in here.

00:32:43.000 The Vitor at 19. Yep.

00:32:46.000 When he fought Trey Tellegang.

00:32:47.000 Young John McCarthy.

00:32:48.000 Oh, look at this.

00:32:49.000 That was him against Vanderlei.

00:32:51.000 So gangster.

00:32:52.000 Dude, look at the explosion.

00:32:54.000 He was phenomenal.

00:32:56.000 Dude, he was phenomenal.

00:32:59.000 One of the greats.

00:33:00.000 No doubt.

00:33:01.000 Mount Rushmore.

00:33:04.000 Yeah, when you think about who he was when he first started, man, until Randy Couture beat him down.

00:33:10.000 Yeah.

00:33:11.000 And then everybody was like, oh, okay, he's human.

00:33:12.000 When he fought Randy Couture, I think he was literally 235 pounds.

00:33:16.000 He was at least that.

00:33:17.000 He might have been 240. I've never seen traps like that in my life.

00:33:17.000 Yeah.

00:33:19.000 Have you heard the story about his sister?

00:33:21.000 His sister was killed, man.

00:33:21.000 Yeah.

00:33:23.000 Not just killed.

00:33:24.000 They did that thing, supposedly, that they do where they light you up on fire inside tires. 1.00

00:33:31.000 Cartel shit. 0.99

00:33:32.000 Yeah, I think they call it microwaving or something like that. 1.00

00:33:36.000 Jesus Christ, Doug.

00:33:37.000 You don't get over that.

00:33:38.000 That's when he got, yeah, that's a beast.

00:33:40.000 That's how they get rid of the body, I guess.

00:33:42.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:43.000 They put you inside tires and they let you on fire.

00:33:45.000 And they wanted a ransom or something from them, right?

00:33:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:48.000 And then they couldn't find her.

00:33:49.000 Horrible story, man. 1.00

00:33:50.000 Scary shit, dude. 1.00

00:33:52.000 There's some evil fucks in this world. 1.00

00:33:54.000 Yep. 1.00

00:33:55.000 Super scary.

00:33:56.000 Yeah, so he had to recover from all that.

00:33:58.000 That took a long time.

00:33:59.000 Then when he went over to Pride, he really wasn't the same guy.

00:34:02.000 He grew his hair out, had like that wet jerry curl.

00:34:05.000 And then he came back to the UFC and had some fights where he looked sensational, you know? 0.99

00:34:11.000 I hear stories like that and they ruin literally my fucking day. 0.92

00:34:16.000 Yeah, it's hard to know that people are capable of that, right? 0.99

00:34:19.000 Yes.

00:34:19.000 It's hard to...

00:34:21.000 That's happening almost every day in the Middle East.

00:34:25.000 People are getting blown up.

00:34:27.000 Civilians, women, children. 0.99

00:34:28.000 Yeah, in Mexico.

00:34:30.000 It's going on all over the place.

00:34:31.000 Right now, people are being blown up.

00:34:33.000 Dude, I saw a family when I was at Disneyland wearing El Chapo shirts. 1.00

00:34:38.000 I was like, you fucking morons. 1.00

00:34:40.000 You realize what that stands for? 1.00

00:34:41.000 What are you thinking? 1.00

00:34:43.000 What the fuck are you guys thinking? 1.00

00:34:44.000 That's so crazy. 1.00

00:34:45.000 Well, they're not thinking.

00:34:47.000 They think it's funny.

00:34:47.000 I bought them funnel cakes.

00:34:49.000 Did you?

00:34:49.000 No.

00:34:50.000 I want to fucking throw it down their faces. 1.00

00:34:52.000 They're so mad. 1.00

00:34:53.000 It's ridiculous. 0.97

00:34:54.000 How weird is that? 0.96

00:34:55.000 It is weird.

00:34:56.000 You're basically wearing a serial killer shirt.

00:34:58.000 Yeah.

00:34:58.000 You want a Bundy one?

00:34:59.000 I'll go get you a fucking Ted Bundy one if you want. 0.99

00:35:02.000 As long as you don't know anybody that got killed by the guy, there's something about those people that's very attractive. 0.99

00:35:06.000 Like to us, when we see a Tony Soprano on TV, or you see any kind of a gang kingpin type character, as long as you're not directly affected by his evil deeds, there's something that's attractive about it.

00:35:18.000 Well, look at Narcos. 0.99

00:35:19.000 Like Narcos, we're like, damn, fucking, he's kind of pretty cool, man. 1.00

00:35:22.000 You feel bad for him when he's going to die so much. 1.00

00:35:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:25.000 He's a good dad.

00:35:26.000 Yeah.

00:35:27.000 It's weird, man.

00:35:28.000 It's a weird thing that he's a murderer, but we're rooting for him.

00:35:31.000 Blowing up planes.

00:35:31.000 Yeah.

00:35:33.000 Just think about that mentality.

00:35:34.000 Do you think El Chapo is bringing in more drugs into the country than our own government?

00:35:34.000 But you know what?

00:35:41.000 I mean, our own government's doing it, and we're claiming war on drugs, and we're bringing in more than the cartels are.

00:35:47.000 Well, they're doing it in a legal way, Eddie.

00:35:49.000 That's why the Afghanistan thing is so bizarre. 0.90

00:35:52.000 They're not killing families and stuff. 0.97

00:35:54.000 When you find out how much they've ramped up heroin production in Afghanistan, if you don't think a few people have died for that, you're crazy. 0.99

00:36:00.000 When bombs are being dropped on a daily basis, that's El Chapo shit right there for you. 0.99

00:36:06.000 But they can hide that. 0.99

00:36:07.000 They can hide the Afghanistan heroin trade thing.

00:36:10.000 They can hide it right in front of everybody's face.

00:36:11.000 That's what's really crazy.

00:36:13.000 What's really crazy about the Afghan... 1.00

00:36:15.000 It's all like the paper, like the actual paper trail is undeniable.

00:36:19.000 There's video of, I think, I don't know who it is, maybe Geraldo or somebody out there.

00:36:23.000 Yes, Geraldo Rivera.

00:36:23.000 He's standing in front of a, he's in the Middle East, he's standing in front of a poppy plantation, and there's military guys guarding it, and they say that they're guarding it because it's the weirdest excuse ever.

00:36:37.000 We're guarding, we're protecting these poppy seeds, because if we don't, then Al-Qaeda's going to come in and then use it and sell it to fund their operation, so we've got to make sure. 0.75

00:36:48.000 They don't get a hold of it.

00:36:49.000 Yeah.

00:36:50.000 Do you remember when Gerardo got fired?

00:36:53.000 He was live on CNN, and he's like, all right, we're doing a secret mission here!

00:36:58.000 We're locating!

00:36:59.000 And he draws in the sand, and he's like, our mission is to go here! 1.00

00:37:01.000 And they're like, you fucking moron. 1.00

00:37:04.000 Everyone's gonna see this. 1.00

00:37:05.000 And he got fired literally, like, the next day.

00:37:07.000 Because they gave him, like, inside access, and he drew it in the sand, what their plan was. 1.00

00:37:13.000 He's a foolish man. 1.00

00:37:15.000 Hilarious, though. 1.00

00:37:15.000 Do you remember when he opened up Al Capone's vault and there wasn't shit in there? 1.00

00:37:18.000 No. 0.98

00:37:19.000 You don't remember?

00:37:20.000 No.

00:37:20.000 It was a big news event.

00:37:21.000 It was live on TV. We all sat around and watched Al Capone's vault.

00:37:23.000 You don't remember that?

00:37:24.000 No.

00:37:25.000 That's crazy.

00:37:25.000 What year was that?

00:37:26.000 Oh, man.

00:37:27.000 I want to say, like, 92. And Al Capone was right in there?

00:37:31.000 86. 86?

00:37:32.000 30 million people watching.

00:37:33.000 Ah!

00:37:34.000 30 million people watching.

00:37:35.000 Nothing.

00:37:36.000 So he opened it up.

00:37:37.000 Yeah, they opened it up. 0.98

00:37:38.000 There wasn't shit in there. 0.95

00:37:39.000 There was nothing. 0.98

00:37:40.000 Zero.

00:37:40.000 It was a long-running joke.

00:37:42.000 That's hilarious.

00:37:42.000 I mean, it was like every late night guy on TV was making jokes about it.

00:37:49.000 Everyone had jokes about Al Capone's vault.

00:37:51.000 It lasted for years.

00:37:52.000 Geraldo Rivera and Al Capone's vault.

00:37:54.000 Look at him.

00:37:55.000 Powerful mustache.

00:37:56.000 Yeah, he opened it up and nothing.

00:37:58.000 But he's also the guy live from Chicago.

00:38:01.000 We're going to open it.

00:38:02.000 Watch this.

00:38:03.000 Boom.

00:38:04.000 They got the thing.

00:38:05.000 Bam.

00:38:05.000 That's his vault.

00:38:06.000 And they opened it.

00:38:07.000 Look, he took a chance with dramatic flair.

00:38:07.000 Yeah.

00:38:11.000 Big chance.

00:38:12.000 And it didn't really pay off.

00:38:13.000 But if it did...

00:38:16.000 Well, now he has to kill time and share it.

00:38:18.000 I mean, yeah.

00:38:19.000 He's got nothing in there.

00:38:21.000 But he's also the guy that had Dick Gregory, actually, on his television show, debuted the Zapruder film, which is the shot of Kennedy's head getting blown off and going back into the left.

00:38:36.000 Classic.

00:38:37.000 And in what looks like a shot from the front, looks like a frontal shot, it looks like he was actually shot by more than one person.

00:38:45.000 If you look at, there's various interpretations of the Zapruder film, but one interpretation that seems to make a lot of sense is that he was hit from both the front and the back.

00:38:54.000 Two shots.

00:38:55.000 There was multiple people shooting at him, and if you talked to anyone who was trying to, if you looked at that pinch point, like as they make that corner in Dealey Plaza, they were like, well, you wouldn't just have one guy with a rifle.

00:39:07.000 You would make sure you were shooting at him from a bunch of different locations.

00:39:11.000 And Gerardo dropped that news?

00:39:12.000 Gerardo showed the video.

00:39:14.000 Gerardo was a beast if you remember.

00:39:15.000 Hold on a second.

00:39:16.000 Here's what's important.

00:39:17.000 That video was many years after Kennedy's assassination.

00:39:21.000 Like 10 years or so.

00:39:22.000 Yeah, like a decade.

00:39:23.000 So for a decade, we had all thought that Lee Harvey Oswald had acted alone, and there was only a few people that didn't think he did, but there was no visual evidence that showed differently.

00:39:32.000 Hey, Lee, for sure tell us, huh?

00:39:34.000 The weird thing about that Zapruder film is it always baffled me that when you see him get hit, it looks like for a couple frames, it looks like half his head disappears and there's just a purple blob.

00:39:48.000 It's a purple blob, but then when you look at the autopsy pictures, it's just the hole in his head and he's just laying there.

00:39:55.000 But it looks like the film was tampered with.

00:39:59.000 Well, it doesn't look like the film was tampered with, but the autopsy photographs were most likely tampered with.

00:39:59.000 That's what it looks like.

00:40:04.000 And this was a big part of the contention that David Lifton had when he wrote the book Best Evidence.

00:40:10.000 Watch it.

00:40:10.000 Because there's two different...

00:40:11.000 Let's watch it.

00:40:12.000 You'll see that it's a purple blob for two frames.

00:40:14.000 It doesn't make any sense.

00:40:15.000 It's spray.

00:40:16.000 But you also don't want that.

00:40:18.000 When you hit something with a bullet, there's a spray.

00:40:20.000 It looks like his whole face just flies off and there's just purple red.

00:40:24.000 Well, they say that his piece of his head flew off and she... 0.58

00:40:28.000 Crawled on the back to try to put his head back together, which is a human being.

00:40:32.000 No, she didn't.

00:40:33.000 No, she didn't.

00:40:34.000 No, they did not say that.

00:40:35.000 That's not what happened. 0.99

00:40:37.000 She was trying to get the fuck out of that limousine because people were shooting and they blew her husband's head off. 0.99

00:40:41.000 She wasn't going for any piece of meat. 0.99

00:40:44.000 That's what people say.

00:40:44.000 No, no, no.

00:40:46.000 People do say that. 1.00

00:40:47.000 People say crazy shit like that. 1.00

00:40:49.000 She was getting the fuck off that. 1.00

00:40:51.000 Did she ever talk about it? 0.98

00:40:52.000 She never talked about it, I guess.

00:40:53.000 No, she never talked about it.

00:40:56.000 She married Jackie Onassis right afterwards.

00:40:59.000 She married one of the richest people she could find.

00:41:01.000 But don't you think with that autopsy, it's your president that just got assassinated, so you don't want to make him look...

00:41:07.000 The best possible.

00:41:08.000 Well, look at the video.

00:41:10.000 The Sapruder film.

00:41:10.000 It's on YouTube.

00:41:11.000 Let me explain, because this is something I've read 15 different books on this shit, and I've watched 10 or 15 documentaries. 0.99

00:41:16.000 Oh, you're balls deep in this. 0.97

00:41:17.000 Yeah, well, one of the big things is there's a giant difference between the account, the autopsy, what they said, their description of the body and the wounds in Dallas versus their description and the wounds in Bethesda, Maryland.

00:41:29.000 Two very different autopsies.

00:41:31.000 One of them that shows an entrance wound on the neck Shows he got shot from the front and an entrance wound on his neck.

00:41:39.000 On another one, that was changed to a tracheotomy scar.

00:41:42.000 So there's a discrepancy.

00:41:44.000 He grabs his neck like he got hit.

00:41:46.000 He holds his neck maybe a second or two before his brains blow out, right?

00:41:50.000 And when he's holding his neck like this, on one autopsy, on one account of the body, that's an entrance wound from a bullet.

00:41:57.000 That's the Dallas one.

00:41:58.000 But on another one, see, if you see him when he's going around the corner, he's already holding his neck.

00:42:03.000 See how he's holding his neck?

00:42:05.000 He reached up and grabbed himself and he's looking down and right around he passes the pole and his head blows off.

00:42:13.000 Watch this.

00:42:13.000 Right here.

00:42:15.000 Boom.

00:42:18.000 I don't see anything.

00:42:19.000 Hang on a second.

00:42:20.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:42:20.000 Boom.

00:42:21.000 Damn, bitch, get out the way. 1.00

00:42:22.000 This isn't super slow. 1.00

00:42:23.000 So he got Sean the...

00:42:24.000 Oh! 0.60

00:42:25.000 See how his head disappears right there?

00:42:27.000 Like, what is that?

00:42:27.000 It's like a flap of...

00:42:28.000 No, no, no.

00:42:28.000 It's just a flap of bone and meat.

00:42:30.000 It opened his head wide up.

00:42:32.000 So watch.

00:42:32.000 Look, she ain't going searching for a piece of head.

00:42:35.000 Hell no! 0.99

00:42:35.000 She's trying to get the fuck off of that limousine. 0.99

00:42:37.000 Well, we don't know what she's doing, right? 0.99

00:42:39.000 You do!

00:42:39.000 No, there's a Secret Service guy right behind her.

00:42:41.000 Hey, bro!

00:42:42.000 That's the Secret Service guy who's climbed up at the back of the car and he's reaching for it to help her.

00:42:45.000 You think she... 0.72

00:42:46.000 God!

00:42:46.000 Oh, my God.

00:42:47.000 What a horrible thing to live through.

00:42:49.000 But the problem was, nobody had seen that until ten years after the assassination.

00:42:53.000 So when they watch it, they go, oh my God, his head goes back into the left.

00:42:56.000 That was like that Hicks joke that he kept talking about.

00:42:59.000 Back into the left, back into the left.

00:43:01.000 I mean, he got shot.

00:43:03.000 It looked like he was getting shot from the front.

00:43:05.000 And it hit the right side of his head, and his head goes back into the left.

00:43:08.000 There's also some spray that appears to be either going forward, it could be an impact spray of the bullet from the front, or it could be that he got shot with two different bullets at the same time.

00:43:08.000 But...

00:43:20.000 It's very possible that he got hit from the front and the back.

00:43:23.000 It's basically very hard to tell what happened with one angle, right?

00:43:27.000 Well, you know for sure he got shot in the head.

00:43:28.000 Yeah, you know that.

00:43:29.000 His head blew apart.

00:43:31.000 What's crazy to me is, after all these years, we don't know for a fact.

00:43:35.000 No, they can't.

00:43:36.000 There's no way they can't.

00:43:37.000 What do you mean that no one came out and talked about it?

00:43:39.000 Watch this again.

00:43:41.000 It's hard to tell if this is an impact spray or if it's an exit spray.

00:43:45.000 Where's his head at?

00:43:46.000 His head is right there.

00:43:47.000 It looks like an impact spray to me, man.

00:43:49.000 But it could be.

00:43:50.000 It could be an impact spray from the front.

00:43:53.000 Meanwhile...

00:43:54.000 It very well could be that it's an exit spray, too.

00:43:58.000 But the thing is, his head goes back into the left, but here's the question.

00:44:03.000 Does it go back to the left from the momentum of getting hit in the head with a bullet, or is it a spasm from a dying body, like your body locks up and it just throws itself into a convulsion?

00:44:14.000 That's possible, too. 1.00

00:44:15.000 I mean, a lot of crazy shit happens when you get shot in the fucking head. 1.00

00:44:20.000 He was a real Coxman, too. 1.00

00:44:21.000 I bet he was.

00:44:22.000 But I don't think that had anything to do with this.

00:44:24.000 So you don't think Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone?

00:44:27.000 I do not think Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.

00:44:29.000 I do not.

00:44:30.000 I do not think that it's even reasonable to assume that he acted alone.

00:44:34.000 There's way, way too many people that have vested interest in killing him.

00:44:38.000 Like the Cubans? 0.98

00:44:40.000 Yeah, there was a lot of people.

00:44:41.000 There was a lot of people that wanted him dead.

00:44:43.000 And it depends on what varying version of the story you're willing to buy into.

00:44:48.000 But what is possible, and this is one thing that people don't want to consider, they think either Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, or it's some wacky tinfoil hat conspiracy.

00:44:57.000 I say neither.

00:44:58.000 I say it might be both.

00:44:59.000 I say Lee Harvey Oswald could have been in on it.

00:45:02.000 He seemed like a gullible guy in a lot of ways.

00:45:05.000 He'd been to Cuba, right?

00:45:06.000 He's been to Russia.

00:45:07.000 He's been to Cuba.

00:45:08.000 He lived in Russia.

00:45:08.000 He was married to a Russian woman.

00:45:09.000 Lee Harvey Oswald was most certainly at least in cahoots with the FBI. He was in the CIA. Yes.

00:45:16.000 Well, he definitely did some things for other organizations and brought over, during the Cold War, a Russian wife.

00:45:24.000 Lived over in Russia.

00:45:26.000 And then got back in the United States and brought over his Russian wife. 0.95

00:45:28.000 But he did also go to Cuba, right?

00:45:30.000 Didn't he spend time in Cuba?

00:45:30.000 I believe he did.

00:45:31.000 I believe he did.

00:45:32.000 I don't remember that, but I know for a fact he lived in Russia for a while.

00:45:35.000 Was he a communist?

00:45:36.000 He didn't go to Cuba.

00:45:37.000 He was part of a Cuban movement, like a Liberty for Cuba movement.

00:45:41.000 I think he went to Cuba.

00:45:42.000 I think he spent time in Cuba.

00:45:43.000 He might have.

00:45:44.000 Check that out, Jamie.

00:45:45.000 No, he didn't go to Cuba.

00:45:46.000 Okay, well, Jamie will find it.

00:45:47.000 But the bottom line is...

00:45:49.000 He easily could have been working for the government.

00:45:51.000 And he easily could have been a part of the plan.

00:45:53.000 And he easily could have been a guy that they felt maybe was...

00:45:56.000 Yeah.

00:45:56.000 A stooge?

00:45:56.000 They set him up.

00:45:57.000 Is he still alive?

00:45:58.000 No.

00:45:59.000 He got shot by Jack Ruby a couple days after he shot Kennedy.

00:46:02.000 Or allegedly shot Kennedy.

00:46:04.000 Jack Ruby died of cancer in jail.

00:46:07.000 Not only that, Jack Ruby was a mob guy that was deeply beholden to all these different groups.

00:46:14.000 Which is very weird, right?

00:46:15.000 Why would Jack Ruby, a mob guy, kill Lee Harvey Oswald in broad daylight while he's being escorted?

00:46:23.000 They were like, well, he felt so bad for Jackie.

00:46:25.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:46:27.000 When you look into it, the JFK story is... 0.97

00:46:31.000 It would take you fucking 25 hours to get the gist of the story. 0.97

00:46:31.000 It's vast. 0.97

00:46:35.000 Well, people have written books on it.

00:46:36.000 It's so deep.

00:46:37.000 Everybody wanted JFK dead.

00:46:39.000 The CIA wanted him dead.

00:46:41.000 Oh, embassies in Cuba and the Soviet Union. 0.57

00:46:44.000 The mob wanted him dead.

00:46:45.000 So he was in Cuba. 0.95

00:46:46.000 Big Oil wanted him dead. 0.90

00:46:48.000 Everybody wanted him dead.

00:46:49.000 He was trying to change the world.

00:46:51.000 He visited embassies in Cuba and the Soviet Union to plot his escape before assassinating John F. Kennedy.

00:46:56.000 I think he was in on it.

00:46:58.000 That's what I think.

00:46:58.000 For sure he was in on it.

00:47:00.000 Yeah, Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone, but I do believe he was in on it.

00:47:04.000 And I bet he didn't pull the trigger.

00:47:06.000 I bet a bunch of other people pulled the trigger, and I bet he was the guy they set up. 1.00

00:47:10.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:47:11.000 Have you ever been up there? 1.00

00:47:12.000 You know who E. Howard Hunt is?

00:47:15.000 Yes.

00:47:16.000 E. Howard Hunt was in the CIA. He was part of Watergate.

00:47:22.000 He's very big in the CIA. On his deathbed, he says that there was all the assassins from Operation 40. Operation 40 was a unit that they put together to assassinate Fidel Castro.

00:47:37.000 All these international killers.

00:47:38.000 It's just like the movies.

00:47:40.000 Murder Incorporated, yeah.

00:47:42.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:43.000 All these snipers and killers, anti-Castro Cubans, you know, they were exiled.

00:47:52.000 They all got together. 0.97

00:47:53.000 They tried to kill Fidel Castro.

00:47:55.000 Bay of Pigs failed.

00:47:59.000 Because JFK... Part of the reason was because JFK didn't...

00:48:03.000 He didn't want any air support.

00:48:08.000 He didn't want any part of Bay of Pigs.

00:48:10.000 So the CIA felt like they got abandoned by JFK. JFK fires the head of the CIA. So right there, there's a big rift between the CIA and JFK. The mob...

00:48:22.000 Hated JFK, too, because they were supposed to protect the mob, Robert Kennedy and JFK, but because their dad was a mobster. 1.00

00:48:29.000 So they thought they were going to be protected, so the mob spent all this money to get JFK in, and then he's turning on them, and Robert Kennedy, his brother, he's the attorney general, he's going after the mob, so they're like, okay, we've got to stop these motherfuckers. 0.99

00:48:41.000 So when you really, really look into it, a lot of people wanted them dead. 0.99

00:48:45.000 Big Oil wanted them dead. 0.78

00:48:47.000 They killed them in Texas.

00:48:48.000 Lyndon B. Johnson, Lyndon B. Johnson, the vice president, was about to be indicted for two murders.

00:48:55.000 You know how he stopped that?

00:48:59.000 JFK got assassinated, he becomes president, he pardons himself.

00:49:07.000 1963 was a crazy time.

00:49:09.000 The world was a different place.

00:49:10.000 E. Howard Hunt on his deathbed said the Assassins for Operation 40 were all there.

00:49:19.000 They were all there to watch the big event.

00:49:22.000 They all collaborated.

00:49:23.000 He says this on his deathbed.

00:49:24.000 He was there as a bum. 1.00

00:49:26.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:49:28.000 There's a photograph of him.

00:49:29.000 There's a photograph of him from the arrest.

00:49:31.000 They arrested a bunch of hobos, they said, getting off a plane. 0.92

00:49:34.000 They were all killers. 0.99

00:49:35.000 They were all assassins. 0.96

00:49:36.000 And they've identified some of the guys who were on that train. 0.99

00:49:41.000 One of them was fucking the actor. 1.00

00:49:44.000 The fuck's his name? 1.00

00:49:45.000 Woody Harrelson's dad. 1.00

00:49:46.000 Woody Harrelson's dad was an assassin.

00:49:50.000 Like legitimately an assassin.

00:49:52.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:49:53.000 And so E. Howard Hunt on his deathbed.

00:49:55.000 You can watch this at the library on YouTube.

00:49:59.000 E. Howard Hunt on his deathbed.

00:50:01.000 He said he was bench warming.

00:50:05.000 Just in case something went wrong, there was a bunch of people there.

00:50:08.000 He was getting shot.

00:50:09.000 He was getting lit up from all sorts of angles.

00:50:12.000 Is it possible that the hobos were undercover cops?

00:50:15.000 No, no, the hobo...

00:50:16.000 At least one of the hobos has been identified as a known assassin.

00:50:20.000 E. Howard Hunt.

00:50:21.000 Not just E. Howard Hunt, but there's other guys that have...

00:50:23.000 Like, people have broken down the photos of the hobos, and they said that this guy is that guy, this guy's an assassin.

00:50:28.000 Like, what they...

00:50:30.000 It seems like they had done was they had planned...

00:50:32.000 To kill Kennedy and they plan to do it in Dallas for some reason and they brought in a bunch of different people to do it now Here's where it gets really squirrely when you find out how many people who are witnesses who testified that they were there at the shooting wound up dying and really fucked up ways they wound up They wound up dying by murder. 0.98

00:50:49.000 They wound up dying in weird car accidents where their fucking brake lines were cut. 0.98

00:50:53.000 There was a ton of them. 0.99

00:50:54.000 So many of them that someone, I think it might have been Lifton as well, David Lifton, the same guy who wrote Best Evidence.

00:51:00.000 They had some calculation on what the odds are of all these people meeting violent demises inside of two years.

00:51:07.000 And it was crazy.

00:51:09.000 See if you can find that.

00:51:10.000 Young Jamie.

00:51:11.000 Is that the plot from Final Destination?

00:51:13.000 How many people...

00:51:13.000 No.

00:51:14.000 See if the amount of people who witnessed the Kennedy assassination who wound up dying under mysterious circumstances. 1.00

00:51:20.000 That's some crazy shit, man. 0.99

00:51:23.000 Astronauts same thing. 1.00

00:51:24.000 It's like millions to one.

00:51:24.000 Millions to one.

00:51:26.000 Like, if you look at how many people died and what are the odds of them all getting murdered or killed in suicide.

00:51:32.000 Weird suicides. 1.00

00:51:34.000 You know, like, hang themselves on a fucking coat rack. 1.00

00:51:36.000 Like, weird shit. 1.00

00:51:37.000 Yeah, the JFK story is deep as fuck. 1.00

00:51:41.000 They killed that guy. 1.00

00:51:42.000 Everybody collaborated. 0.98

00:51:43.000 They all agreed, we need to get rid of this guy.

00:51:46.000 See, I'm surprised more guys, as they get older than on their deathbed, don't tell the truth.

00:51:49.000 Nobody cares.

00:51:50.000 Howard Hunt!

00:51:51.000 Here's the thing.

00:51:52.000 There's also plenty of fake stories.

00:51:54.000 All they have to do...

00:51:55.000 Here we go here.

00:51:56.000 Look at this.

00:51:58.000 100,000 trillion to one.

00:52:01.000 Some have claimed that a large number of witnesses in the event have died in mysterious circumstances.

00:52:05.000 Sunday Times reported that the odds against these witnesses being dead by February 1967 were 100,000 trillion to one.

00:52:12.000 Whoa.

00:52:16.000 Yeah.

00:52:36.000 That would have been important in helping events.

00:52:39.000 That sounds like an editorialization.

00:52:41.000 I want to know who's right.

00:52:42.000 But I mean, think about it. 1.00

00:52:43.000 If you're going to pull off an assassination and then you're all going to go as a group, let's kill everybody around there. 1.00

00:52:48.000 Doesn't matter. 1.00

00:52:49.000 That's hard to do.

00:52:50.000 That doesn't matter.

00:52:50.000 It doesn't matter.

00:52:51.000 I don't have faith in that.

00:52:51.000 But you're not looking at that right.

00:52:52.000 What I'm saying is what that guy wrote is an editorialization.

00:52:56.000 Like that might be correct, but it might be wrong too.

00:52:59.000 He's making an assumption and he's writing this guess based on that assumption.

00:53:03.000 Well, I mean, I don't know how you'd...

00:53:05.000 Like, okay, so you got all those witnesses. 0.99

00:53:07.000 That's a fucking... 0.99

00:53:08.000 That's really hard. 1.00

00:53:09.000 Now you got to organize all those murders?

00:53:11.000 Good luck.

00:53:12.000 All these different people that were witnesses.

00:53:14.000 Look at this. 0.99

00:53:15.000 Make that a little larger, Jamie, so I can read this shit. 0.99

00:53:18.000 Look at this. 0.99

00:53:19.000 They all died pretty spaced out.

00:53:20.000 They had a lot of time to talk.

00:53:21.000 These are all Kennedys. 0.99

00:53:22.000 Oh, these are all Kennedys that were whacked? 0.82

00:53:24.000 Yeah, well, everybody hates the Kennedys, man. 0.97

00:53:26.000 They started out as drug runners.

00:53:29.000 They were running moonshine.

00:53:31.000 That's where they made their money.

00:53:31.000 That's how they started.

00:53:32.000 Joe Kennedy.

00:53:33.000 This is deep.

00:53:34.000 And then JFK and the rest of his sons, they started trying to change the world for real, and they're like, uh-uh, that ain't happening.

00:53:42.000 Everybody wanted JFK dead.

00:53:43.000 They knew, they joked around about how they knew what they were trying to do was, you know, put their lives in jeopardy.

00:53:50.000 You know what's really interesting?

00:53:51.000 Look at his son, the way his son died on that plane.

00:53:51.000 Even his son.

00:53:54.000 You look into that.

00:53:55.000 No, that guy was coked up, man. 1.00

00:53:55.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:53:57.000 He's coked up, but he didn't know what he was doing. 1.00

00:53:58.000 He was driving into the fog.

00:53:59.000 You have to be really good.

00:54:01.000 I did.

00:54:01.000 You gotta look into it.

00:54:02.000 Did you really?

00:54:03.000 What do you think, Eddie?

00:54:03.000 Yeah.

00:54:04.000 He died with cocaine in his system and he didn't know how to drive the plane. 1.00

00:54:07.000 Not a shady shit. 1.00

00:54:08.000 Not a shady shit. 1.00

00:54:09.000 Did they find his body? 1.00

00:54:10.000 Yes, they found the plane, they found his body.

00:54:12.000 When people crash, over a hundred murders, suicides, and mysterious deaths, the strange fate of those who saw Kennedy's shot.

00:54:20.000 For sure lie if you saw it.

00:54:22.000 See, I'd have to read all these different...

00:54:24.000 That's pretty organized.

00:54:25.000 He's killed by a karate child.

00:54:26.000 Oswald was coming out saying, I'm a patsy, I'm a patsy, I'm being set up.

00:54:30.000 Bah, bah, bah! 0.94

00:54:31.000 Yeah, and then Jack Ruby shoots him on TV. Jim Coff was killed by a karate chop to the throat as he emerged from the shower.

00:54:38.000 The Jack Ruby killing, that's what raises my mind where I go, why would Jack Ruby kill...

00:54:42.000 There's so much to JFK. Why would he assassinate him and then just keep his mouth shut and go to jail?

00:54:47.000 What the fuck is that about? 1.00

00:54:48.000 That's the part that I think is really... 0.99

00:54:50.000 I know you're a super expert on JFK, you know, more than I do, but I spent a lot of time on JFK as well.

00:54:57.000 I just you just you know, I just let you talk but I know a lot about that and there's so much There's people there's people that know way more than me.

00:55:04.000 There's only read a few people's books The guy that blows me away that the most about JFK who knows he studies all the players all the mob guys involved is a guy named Rye Dawson. 0.92

00:55:13.000 He's a fucking JFK encyclopedia. 0.97

00:55:16.000 He knows. 1.00

00:55:18.000 It's so deep.

00:55:19.000 It's like Game of Thrones times 10. It's hard to tell who's right.

00:55:23.000 It isn't just JFK, Lee Harvey Oswald, and maybe a couple other assassins. 0.98

00:55:27.000 It's so goddamn deep. 0.90

00:55:29.000 You could spend a lifetime just studying all the names and how they're all connected. 0.97

00:55:35.000 It's crazy.

00:55:36.000 It's super vast.

00:55:37.000 Well, it's unquestionably a mystery. 0.87

00:55:39.000 And the idea that it's not is pretty ridiculous to me.

00:55:42.000 Look at that triangle. 0.92

00:55:43.000 Oh, she slipped out.

00:55:44.000 Slippery.

00:55:45.000 Nice grease.

00:55:47.000 It wouldn't happen if she had a nice karate gi on her. 1.00

00:55:50.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:55:51.000 She's fighting off her back here. 1.00

00:55:53.000 Hey, Eddie, I heard you said I was far left.

00:55:55.000 Just so you know, I'm so not far left.

00:55:57.000 Oh, I thought you were.

00:55:58.000 No.

00:55:58.000 No?

00:55:59.000 I thought you were all Hillary'd out.

00:56:00.000 No, I don't believe in big government or anything.

00:56:02.000 I believe in small government.

00:56:03.000 Really?

00:56:03.000 I thought you were far left.

00:56:04.000 Okay.

00:56:04.000 No, I'm more libertarian.

00:56:06.000 I believe in just maximum personal freedom.

00:56:08.000 Really?

00:56:09.000 Small government, yeah.

00:56:10.000 Total transparency, all that stuff.

00:56:12.000 Okay.

00:56:12.000 Just so you know.

00:56:13.000 Okay.

00:56:14.000 No, I know, because you thought because of the Hillary thing now.

00:56:16.000 That was just more my anti-Trump thing.

00:56:18.000 I don't like Hillary at all. 1.00

00:56:21.000 Okay, good.

00:56:22.000 I don't like either one of them.

00:56:24.000 Just so you know.

00:56:25.000 All right.

00:56:27.000 By the way, I don't care.

00:56:29.000 I just heard somebody say that.

00:56:30.000 Why do people have an obsession with kung fu being real? 1.00

00:56:32.000 Why do they still make these movies where people do stupid... 0.99

00:56:35.000 We know now what works, and it seems like for a long time, those stupid kung fu movies, they died off when the UFC became really popular. 0.99

00:56:42.000 But the appeal of people who could just magically make people fly from a touch to the chest and shit like that, it's so romantic to us that we bring it back. 0.90

00:56:52.000 It was kind of before we could prove that stuff, remember? 0.54

00:56:56.000 I remember, first of all, it was Asian, right?

00:56:59.000 So there was a mystery to being from China.

00:57:02.000 There was a mystery to being from Japan. 0.94

00:57:05.000 The languages were so different from English. 0.99

00:57:07.000 So for us, this idea that they had these secrets, these touching things and pressure points, and he was so wise, and he was so quiet and so humble.

00:57:17.000 We wanted that person to know something.

00:57:20.000 We all, as human beings, This is what all this stuff is about.

00:57:24.000 We all want to be part of a secret group.

00:57:27.000 We want to be in the know, all of us.

00:57:29.000 So when somebody is a master of kung fu and breaks boards...

00:57:33.000 Can you imagine if there's a death touch tournament?

00:57:36.000 Those Bruce Lee movies were incredible.

00:57:38.000 Those Bruce movies were incredible.

00:57:41.000 Think about Enter the Dragon.

00:57:42.000 That changed people's entire lives as in they went, I'm only going to learn karate and I'm going in that direction.

00:57:48.000 I'm going to open a school.

00:57:49.000 My whole life is going to be that.

00:57:50.000 And you're gonna walk around with that kung fu- Oh! 1.00

00:57:52.000 Oh! 0.60

00:57:52.000 Bench Gohea is on Queer Street right now! 0.60

00:57:52.000 She just head kicked her! 0.60

00:57:54.000 She is hurt!

00:57:55.000 Uh-oh! 0.94

00:57:56.000 Uh-oh! 0.94

00:57:57.000 She ate- Oh! 1.00

00:57:58.000 Uh-oh! 0.94

00:57:59.000 Uh-oh! 0.94

00:58:00.000 That head kick! 0.51

00:58:01.000 Yeah, that was- Knees! 1.00

00:58:03.000 And Renan knows she has it, too.

00:58:05.000 She slipped, too.

00:58:06.000 Oh, that was- Boy, she got wobbled. 0.99

00:58:09.000 Damn powerful shoot for that single. 0.99

00:58:12.000 Can guys wear skirts too? 0.99

00:58:14.000 Yes.

00:58:15.000 We can cut the sides.

00:58:17.000 Cowboys used to do that. 1.00

00:58:18.000 Like Spartan style?

00:58:19.000 Well, you probably should.

00:58:20.000 I'm gonna start doing it.

00:58:21.000 Michael McDonald style?

00:58:22.000 Loose kicking.

00:58:23.000 Remember when he used to wear those gladiator ones?

00:58:23.000 Melvin Manhoof.

00:58:25.000 Those are the shit. 1.00

00:58:26.000 God, he kicks so hard. 1.00

00:58:28.000 He does everything hard. 0.76

00:58:29.000 Manhoof is so scary.

00:58:31.000 There's videos of Manhoof hitting the pads that make you want to never hit the pads again.

00:58:35.000 Well, how about there's a video of him playing, like, just pinata with Robbie Lawler's legs.

00:58:42.000 That's the craziest thing.

00:58:43.000 When he was kicking Robbie Lawler's legs, I was like, oh my god.

00:58:46.000 Robbie won that fight with one punch.

00:58:47.000 Robbie went, and hit him back.

00:58:49.000 With one punch.

00:58:50.000 Is Manoff still with Bellator?

00:58:52.000 I believe so.

00:58:52.000 I think so.

00:58:53.000 I think so. 1.00

00:58:53.000 I think he's still doing the damn thing. 1.00

00:58:54.000 I think he's kickboxing too. 0.99

00:58:56.000 I think he varies.

00:58:56.000 He goes back and forth.

00:58:57.000 So explosive.

00:58:58.000 Bellator, you know, has the big kickboxing organization too.

00:59:01.000 So, you know, Gaston Bolaños is going back and forth.

00:59:05.000 He did his MMA debut with Bellator, and then he's going to do a kickboxing fight with Bellator in April.

00:59:10.000 Path of destruction right there.

00:59:11.000 Oh, the mount!

00:59:12.000 Would you say that kickboxing has more head trauma than boxing?

00:59:18.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:18.000 It does, huh?

00:59:19.000 Yeah, I would think so.

00:59:21.000 I mean, the thing is, if the kicks land.

00:59:25.000 There are only three rounds though, right?

00:59:27.000 Well, it depends.

00:59:28.000 Some of them are five.

00:59:29.000 Championship rounds.

00:59:30.000 But the thing about, like, it depends if you're Muay Thai or kickboxing.

00:59:37.000 Because in Muay Thai, you're definitely getting hit in the head a lot with elbows.

00:59:40.000 I'd say boxing though, Joe.

00:59:43.000 I think it's not as true.

00:59:43.000 Maybe.

00:59:45.000 Look at Bet!

00:59:46.000 Oh! 0.60

00:59:47.000 It's true.

00:59:48.000 Bet Correa is fighting with everything she's got. 0.81

00:59:51.000 I would like to see numbers.

00:59:52.000 I would like to see actual impact numbers. 1.00

00:59:55.000 Oh, shit! 0.99

00:59:56.000 That was not good. 1.00

00:59:57.000 The thing is, the potential for getting neck kicked or head kicked is so high.

01:00:01.000 This ref is...

01:00:03.000 But then it's kind of over if you get head kicked.

01:00:05.000 Don't go on taking punishment.

01:00:07.000 That's true.

01:00:07.000 That's a good point.

01:00:08.000 But then the question is like, what kind of head trauma are we talking about?

01:00:11.000 Are we talking about one big bomb?

01:00:13.000 What's worse?

01:00:14.000 One big bomb or eating like 50 Triple G jabs? 0.83

01:00:18.000 Eating 50 Triple G jabs.

01:00:19.000 That's what people die from usually.

01:00:21.000 I like this ref a lot.

01:00:22.000 You think that's better than like...

01:00:23.000 She's letting it go, right?

01:00:24.000 Yeah, let it go.

01:00:26.000 Gonzaga-Crocop head kicks.

01:00:27.000 Oh! 0.60

01:00:28.000 Oh! 0.60

01:00:28.000 Dude. 0.60

01:00:29.000 100%.

01:00:29.000 Dude, she's right.

01:00:30.000 Betts Correa is very tough.

01:00:31.000 Gotta respect her heart here.

01:00:35.000 Do you remember when nobody thought that you'd ever see women fight like this? 0.97

01:00:39.000 I know.

01:00:40.000 Like, women fights were never really big in boxing. 1.00

01:00:44.000 I mean, they kind of...

01:00:45.000 They're still not.

01:00:46.000 You got the gold medal winner.

01:00:47.000 She's awesome to watch.

01:00:48.000 But you had a few that were, like, interesting, like Christy Martin, and then there was, um...

01:00:54.000 Leila Ali.

01:00:55.000 Lucia Riker.

01:00:56.000 Lucia Riker was probably one of the best female boxers. 1.00

01:00:59.000 Probably the best one ever.

01:01:01.000 And then Leila Ali, because she was Muhammad Ali's daughter, she got a lot of press.

01:01:05.000 Riker can hit like she was... 1.00

01:01:07.000 And then there was that other girl too.

01:01:08.000 Mia St. John.

01:01:09.000 Remember her?

01:01:10.000 What about Christy?

01:01:11.000 Christy Martin.

01:01:11.000 What was her name?

01:01:12.000 Look at this.

01:01:12.000 Yeah.

01:01:13.000 Look at this back attack.

01:01:14.000 There's just not enough depth, so it never grows.

01:01:14.000 Powerful.

01:01:17.000 Exactly.

01:01:18.000 One girl who dominates, but then they just go away.

01:01:21.000 Oh, and of course, how did I forget Ann Wolfe?

01:01:22.000 Ann Wolfe was probably the scariest knockout artist in women's boxing. 1.00

01:01:27.000 Oh, she's phenomenal. 1.00

01:01:28.000 Look at that.

01:01:29.000 It's over. 0.99

01:01:29.000 And she's a sick coach, too. 0.99

01:01:31.000 Amazing coach. 0.98

01:01:32.000 But you know what, man?

01:01:34.000 It's just we never saw this many matchups.

01:01:37.000 And you never saw this many matchups.

01:01:39.000 The thing about boxing is you're only really going to see maybe two fights, maybe three.

01:01:43.000 If you're really going to watch a pay-per-view card, do you sit through the whole card?

01:01:48.000 Do you?

01:01:48.000 Because if I watch a UFC and there's five fights in the main event, like in the main card, you're going to probably watch every fight and be pumped about it.

01:01:56.000 That's why UFC, in a short amount of time, has grown so much because there's five entertaining fights you actually know the people and you care about. 0.99

01:02:03.000 With boxing, like on the undercard of a Floyd Mayweather fight, it's usually shit. 0.91

01:02:07.000 Why is it like that? 0.99

01:02:08.000 Why not stack it with some good times, man?

01:02:11.000 Well, the UFC, they saw the holes in boxing's promotion game and they capitalized on it.

01:02:16.000 This is the other thing why I think women MMA fighting is bigger than boxing. 1.00

01:02:19.000 Look at this shit. 0.99

01:02:21.000 Bechcohea is bridging on her chin. 1.00

01:02:22.000 Bridging on her chin.

01:02:23.000 But how much pressure are you allowed to apply?

01:02:25.000 Because you can't strike with your head, right?

01:02:27.000 Not much.

01:02:27.000 You can put all the pressure you want.

01:02:29.000 But you can't backwards headbutt, Eddie, can you?

01:02:32.000 No, you can't headbutt.

01:02:33.000 Eddie, what do you do here?

01:02:34.000 Isn't that weird, though?

01:02:36.000 You can headkick somebody, but you can't backwards headbutt them? 0.83

01:02:36.000 Come on, man. 0.83

01:02:40.000 Why can't you backwards headbutt him? 1.00

01:02:42.000 I feel like you should be able to backwards headbutt.

01:02:44.000 I feel like you should be able to.

01:02:45.000 You can't headbutt him any faster.

01:02:46.000 Hey, you know what?

01:02:47.000 We start that league on that tennis court.

01:02:49.000 Make that happen.

01:02:51.000 Don't you feel like you should be able to backwards headbutt? 0.97

01:02:54.000 Didn't we move it to a tennis court?

01:02:55.000 Yeah, tennis court size.

01:02:57.000 We agreed on that.

01:03:00.000 We felt like there's something that accentuates the view.

01:03:02.000 Is a tennis court bigger than a basketball court?

01:03:05.000 No.

01:03:06.000 No?

01:03:07.000 Basketball court's bigger?

01:03:07.000 No.

01:03:08.000 Yes.

01:03:09.000 Tennis court is, I believe, 100 feet, right?

01:03:15.000 How long is it?

01:03:16.000 What's bigger, Jamie?

01:03:17.000 I think basketball is longer.

01:03:18.000 Tennis is wider. 1.00

01:03:19.000 Jamie, do people ask you questions in real life and ask you to pull that shit up? 0.99

01:03:23.000 I've been doing this my whole life. 0.99

01:03:25.000 Tennis courts are 78 feet.

01:03:27.000 Basketball court's 94. Stick to the basketball court.

01:03:32.000 Basketball's good.

01:03:34.000 But here's the thing.

01:03:35.000 Do you think that you should be able, if you're able to elbow someone in the face, why can't you backwards headbutt?

01:03:41.000 Is someone going to die because you backwards headbutted somebody? 0.89

01:03:44.000 Break that nose.

01:03:45.000 Yeah.

01:03:45.000 That's a real technique.

01:03:48.000 I feel like that's a real technique.

01:03:49.000 Do you think headbutt should be a lot?

01:03:50.000 100%.

01:03:50.000 Yes!

01:03:51.000 Headbutt.

01:03:52.000 100%.

01:03:52.000 One nose to the back of the head?

01:03:54.000 You know what? 1.00

01:03:55.000 I feel like if you don't disqualify someone for a neck kick, if you're neck kicking someone and you're getting them back here, if a guy's standing like this and you're coming over the top with a right kick, you are hitting him in the back of the fucking head. 0.99

01:04:08.000 What do you think, Brennan? 0.99

01:04:10.000 I'm cool with headbutts.

01:04:13.000 I'm cool with headbutts.

01:04:14.000 I'm not cool with if you have someone's elbow in the back of their head.

01:04:17.000 Just because there's not a ton of protection back there. 0.96

01:04:20.000 I feel like it's all fucking dangerous. 0.92

01:04:22.000 Yeah, but the back of the head, you can go blind. 0.91

01:04:25.000 What about eye gouging?

01:04:26.000 That's a very, very vulnerable part.

01:04:28.000 You're cool with eye gouging?

01:04:29.000 No.

01:04:29.000 Why not?

01:04:30.000 Because it's permanent damage to the eyeballs.

01:04:32.000 So is that?

01:04:33.000 Not my brain, bro.

01:04:35.000 I don't know how there are basketball arenas on Indian reservations.

01:04:39.000 That's what we need to find out.

01:04:42.000 We're going to have to take this to Pechanga.

01:04:45.000 Pechanga's got a lot of damage.

01:04:47.000 I think I'm not giving this to Bech Correa.

01:04:50.000 We barely watched this fight.

01:04:52.000 We barely watched this fight.

01:04:54.000 You've got to remember, they're in majority draw.

01:04:57.000 Whoa.

01:04:58.000 Oh, wow.

01:04:58.000 What?

01:05:00.000 Well, Marion is more excited.

01:05:02.000 She's happy.

01:05:03.000 I bet you Gohea is not.

01:05:04.000 A little booty tap there. 0.99

01:05:05.000 See that?

01:05:06.000 Oh, there goes the dance.

01:05:09.000 What is it?

01:05:11.000 She got beat up.

01:05:13.000 That eye is tough.

01:05:13.000 Yeah.

01:05:15.000 She's thick. 1.00

01:05:17.000 Yes, sir.

01:05:19.000 Yes, sir.

01:05:19.000 Boom.

01:05:20.000 Yeah, so if we did it, we'd have to do it on an Indian reservation.

01:05:23.000 Pachanga.

01:05:24.000 What is the other one?

01:05:26.000 The one right there?

01:05:28.000 Mohegan Sun?

01:05:29.000 Yeah, Mohegan Sun.

01:05:30.000 They do a ton of fights on Mohegan Sun.

01:05:32.000 Bellator does a bunch of fights on Indian reservations.

01:05:34.000 You don't have to test for that.

01:05:36.000 We need a basketball arena, though, on an Indian reservation.

01:05:39.000 Let's not get greedy.

01:05:41.000 The whole point is it's got to be on a basketball.

01:05:44.000 If you build it, they will come.

01:05:45.000 Let's just build one ourselves.

01:05:46.000 It's called the Fight Companion Arena.

01:05:48.000 Well, if you just have it in a basketball-sized flat area at the bottom of their arena, they must have an arena if they're having these events.

01:05:56.000 Now you're talking about WCL, the Chuck Norris shirt.

01:05:58.000 Like, look at this.

01:05:58.000 You had one in there.

01:05:59.000 You would just have that center area where you have that octagon, spread it out by at least another seven feet on each side, and then mat it down.

01:06:07.000 Yeah, mat it down.

01:06:09.000 That's what that place was, because this is an Olympic training center where they had a lot of Olympic stuff, like wrestling and stuff like that.

01:06:14.000 So you could do that there.

01:06:16.000 The only real issue would be people storming the flat area where the people are competing. 0.99

01:06:22.000 Well, you gotta act like a goddamn human. 0.99

01:06:24.000 Like they do when I do stand-up. 1.00

01:06:26.000 I wonder what you would be able to do to stop that, though.

01:06:30.000 Because the thing is, if somebody wanted to charge the octagon, there's a lot of steps.

01:06:34.000 Good luck charging that hockey guy.

01:06:36.000 Security.

01:06:37.000 I mean, security might work, but if there's actually a mob...

01:06:40.000 Like the way they do basketball games.

01:06:43.000 If they just wanted to file out onto the court...

01:06:45.000 But it never happens in basketball.

01:06:46.000 It happened once.

01:06:47.000 Because these are fighters. 0.99

01:06:48.000 They're savages. 0.92

01:06:49.000 Well, the crowd's not going to be savages. 0.96

01:06:51.000 We're going to have some nice young men in the crowd.

01:06:54.000 Do you remember when Ensign Inouye fought Frank Shamrock?

01:06:57.000 Yeah.

01:06:59.000 Frank Shamrock, does he fight Ensign or Egan?

01:07:02.000 Who did he fight?

01:07:03.000 I believe it was Ensign.

01:07:05.000 That's right.

01:07:06.000 He was beating him and they stopped the fight and Egan jumped into the ring and started attacking Frank Shamrock.

01:07:12.000 Frank stopped Ensign with a bunch of knees to the face and then Egan jumped Frank.

01:07:18.000 Now if that was a flat area and not like a ring, it could be chaos.

01:07:24.000 You're talking about Royal Rumble.

01:07:26.000 And then we've got to charge more.

01:07:28.000 With basketball games, a lot of times at the end, people run on the court.

01:07:32.000 College, never NBA. NBA, you can't get on the court.

01:07:35.000 I don't think that's going to be a problem, Joe.

01:07:35.000 You cannot.

01:07:37.000 I think that...

01:07:37.000 Me neither.

01:07:38.000 You know what?

01:07:39.000 We've got bigger fish to fry ahead.

01:07:40.000 We've got bigger fish to fry.

01:07:41.000 What's the bigger fish?

01:07:43.000 Get this thing sanctioned.

01:07:44.000 Buying a stadium.

01:07:45.000 No, no, no.

01:07:45.000 We go to an Indian reservation.

01:07:49.000 You could make your own rules at an Indian reservation.

01:07:51.000 Right?

01:07:53.000 Right?

01:07:54.000 Unless they changed that.

01:07:55.000 Maybe they changed it. 0.99

01:07:57.000 No, they can do whatever the fuck they want. 0.99

01:07:57.000 No, we can. 0.99

01:08:00.000 We're going to have to pay them a nice royalty, though.

01:08:01.000 They have crazy rules.

01:08:03.000 Like, here's the thing that drives some people nuts.

01:08:05.000 They can hunt whatever they want whenever they want to hunt it, and they can do whatever method they want.

01:08:10.000 Yeah, they're Indians.

01:08:11.000 In Canada, they use spotlights to hunt moose.

01:08:14.000 They shine them at night on the moose. 0.99

01:08:16.000 The moose don't know what the fuck's going on. 0.99

01:08:17.000 Boom, they blast them from the back of ATVs. 0.99

01:08:19.000 They do all this different shit that you're not allowed to do if you're a regular person. 0.99

01:08:24.000 If you're a white dude, you're saying? 0.99

01:08:25.000 Yeah.

01:08:25.000 But if you're a native, I mean, it doesn't matter if you're white.

01:08:27.000 If you're a black guy, you're not allowed to do it. 1.00

01:08:29.000 I'm saying if you're not one of the first natives. 0.98

01:08:32.000 Yeah, first nation.

01:08:32.000 It makes sense, though.

01:08:33.000 It's their land, isn't it?

01:08:34.000 Yeah.

01:08:35.000 Well, sort of.

01:08:37.000 Whoa, bro.

01:08:37.000 Here's the thing.

01:08:38.000 How far are we going back?

01:08:40.000 Because it wasn't their land when it was covered in two miles of ice.

01:08:44.000 That was just 10,000 years ago.

01:08:45.000 That was no one's land.

01:08:46.000 Exactly.

01:08:47.000 So who's to say?

01:08:48.000 First human land.

01:08:49.000 Well, who knows how it was set out?

01:08:52.000 Who knows who conquered who to establish their domain in that land?

01:08:55.000 Weren't the Spanish here before anybody who is, you know... 1.00

01:08:59.000 Not before the Native Americans. 1.00

01:09:01.000 No, not before the Native Americans, but the Native Americans were here from fucking Siberia. 0.98

01:09:05.000 What about the Aztecs? 0.98

01:09:06.000 That's all been established too.

01:09:08.000 Don't forget about the Aztecs.

01:09:09.000 You're right.

01:09:10.000 But they all wandered here.

01:09:12.000 So really no one owns it.

01:09:13.000 Exactly.

01:09:14.000 The reality is we are feeling terrible as people that inherited this beautiful place called Los Angeles from some barbarians that at one point in time took it from some other people that were here first.

01:09:28.000 We should feel bad for them.

01:09:29.000 The dinosaurs.

01:09:30.000 It doesn't have anything to do with the people that are there right now.

01:09:33.000 The people that are in those reservations right now, they didn't get anything stolen from them.

01:09:33.000 That's my point.

01:09:37.000 They were born in 1968. You know what I'm saying?

01:09:39.000 It's like the whole thing is squirrely that you're allowing them to have casinos, they can have cage fights, they can have rooster fights with fucking nuclear weapons attached to their beaks. 0.99

01:09:47.000 Aren't Indians allowed to cross the border with just like flashing an ID that don't get checked or anything like that? 0.99

01:09:54.000 I'd wonder.

01:09:55.000 I don't know.

01:09:55.000 In New Mexico?

01:09:56.000 Into Canada, in the United States, and into Mexico, back and forth.

01:10:01.000 It's really odd that they're allowed to just have casinos, and they also make partnerships with people who aren't Native. 0.72

01:10:10.000 You know, and then those guys profit off these casinos, too.

01:10:13.000 They also get a stipend from the government, right?

01:10:15.000 A shitload of money.

01:10:17.000 I did an appearance at an Indian reservation. 0.92

01:10:19.000 They were balling.

01:10:20.000 It was the Beverly Hills of Indians. 1.00

01:10:22.000 They just all tattooed from the fucking ankles up, full body tattooed. 0.99

01:10:26.000 Isn't it crazy, too, that you still call them Indians? 1.00

01:10:29.000 Like, that was a mistake.

01:10:31.000 Like, they were supposed to be, they thought they were in India. 1.00

01:10:34.000 These dumb motherfuckers. 1.00

01:10:35.000 I missed that part of the history. 1.00

01:10:37.000 I mean, this is not India.

01:10:39.000 What should we call them then?

01:10:40.000 Native Americans.

01:10:41.000 But they're not even Native Americans.

01:10:42.000 They're not Native Americans. 1.00

01:10:43.000 Or Sue, or Navajo. 1.00

01:10:44.000 Traveling.

01:10:45.000 Ah, well, if we're getting detailed, I couldn't tell you.

01:10:48.000 Comanche, Apache. 0.99

01:10:49.000 Look, there were some amazing, amazing people, and they did some incredible shit. 0.99

01:10:54.000 There were some savages. 0.99

01:10:55.000 What does this say?

01:10:56.000 Once you have proven that you are at least 50% Aboriginal blood, if you were born in Canada, if you have at least 50% Aboriginal blood, you may be entitled to certain rights. 0.89

01:11:05.000 Eddie's right.

01:11:13.000 Wow.

01:11:27.000 That's huge.

01:11:30.000 Yeah, man.

01:11:31.000 You do not have to register for the military.

01:11:33.000 You do not have to obtain a work permit.

01:11:35.000 You do not have to be processed for an alien registration card, also known as green card.

01:11:40.000 The U.S. government cannot deport you.

01:11:42.000 They cannot exclude you from entry, and they cannot deny you services. 1.00

01:11:46.000 Man, they run shit. 1.00

01:11:47.000 Does anyone have an Indian in them? 1.00

01:11:47.000 Dope. 1.00

01:11:49.000 You have some Indian. 1.00

01:11:50.000 50% Mohawk. 0.62

01:11:53.000 T-Mobile Arena reserves June 10 for Mayweather-McGregor.

01:11:56.000 Yes!

01:11:57.000 Good googly moogly. 0.99

01:11:59.000 It's fucking happening. 0.99

01:12:00.000 How is that gonna happen? 0.99

01:12:01.000 What do you mean?

01:12:03.000 You think the UFC and Mayweather come to an agreement?

01:12:06.000 Yes, that's what's happening.

01:12:07.000 Because T-Mobile in Vegas...

01:12:09.000 It's in cahoots with the UFC. I guarantee UFC's involved.

01:12:13.000 But the report, who knows who made that report?

01:12:15.000 Pretty legit, I bet.

01:12:16.000 You might have did it on the way over here.

01:12:18.000 I may have.

01:12:19.000 I might have.

01:12:20.000 I think it's going to happen, man.

01:12:22.000 Wow, you really think so?

01:12:23.000 I really do.

01:12:24.000 And you're asking me to commentate it.

01:12:26.000 So, let's just figure this out now.

01:12:27.000 You want to talk June 10th?

01:12:29.000 What are you doing June 10th?

01:12:30.000 Probably a companion with me.

01:12:32.000 I don't know, man.

01:12:33.000 I don't know what I'm doing. 0.95

01:12:34.000 Well, if you're not commentating, we need to do a giant companion for it and fucking celebrate the shit out of it. 0.92

01:12:40.000 I would prefer that, honestly. 0.65

01:12:42.000 June 10th.

01:12:43.000 June 10th is...

01:12:44.000 It's about to get real.

01:12:45.000 Not if my man Mayweather throws you that TMT money.

01:12:48.000 Hmm.

01:12:49.000 I don't think they really care about me commentating.

01:12:51.000 They'd probably want Max Kellerman or the boxing people to do it.

01:12:53.000 Bro, Max Kellerman and you?

01:12:55.000 It would be fun.

01:12:56.000 I would love to do it with him.

01:12:58.000 But it's a boxing match.

01:13:01.000 That's their world.

01:13:02.000 If it was an MMA match, and he was sitting down next to me doing commentary, I think that would be a little odd, too.

01:13:08.000 Not if Floyd was just doing boxing in the octagon.

01:13:11.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:13:12.000 He could be in an octagon.

01:13:13.000 Well, no.

01:13:14.000 I'm saying if the roles were reversed. 0.99

01:13:17.000 I think you could talk about movement and Conor's history, because they're not going to know shit. 0.98

01:13:21.000 Let's be real. 0.96

01:13:22.000 They're going to be like Shane Sharp talking about UFC. It's tough to listen to.

01:13:26.000 It's going to be good to have someone who's knowledgeable, break down Conor's history, how he came here, how he got his movement, what he's known for.

01:13:33.000 I think that's super important.

01:13:35.000 You have to have a guy with UFC knowledge.

01:13:36.000 For people who don't watch UFC. Yeah, because you're getting a shitload of new boxing.

01:13:39.000 You know what fans tune in.

01:13:40.000 Hanging out with you guys, smoking weed, watching it right here.

01:13:43.000 That sounds so much better.

01:13:44.000 I just want my dear friend Joe Rogan part of the biggest fight of combat in history.

01:13:48.000 I'm good.

01:13:49.000 I'd like to sit right here.

01:13:51.000 You don't think that's the biggest fight in history. 1.00

01:13:51.000 You're crazy. 1.00

01:13:53.000 Is it? 0.99

01:13:54.000 You think it's the biggest fight in history?

01:13:55.000 Bigger than Ali, Frazier?

01:13:57.000 Yes.

01:13:58.000 Number-wise, yeah.

01:13:59.000 Yeah, it's the biggest fight ever.

01:14:00.000 Biggest pay-per-view ever.

01:14:01.000 Because it brings in two worlds.

01:14:02.000 It brings in the UFC world and this one guy who's unquestionably the biggest star in the UFC. Unquestionably.

01:14:07.000 By a long shot.

01:14:09.000 And then you bring in a guy who has been one of the biggest money makers in the history of boxing.

01:14:14.000 Changed the game.

01:14:14.000 The only guy to go 49-0 other than Rocky Marciano.

01:14:17.000 I mean, he's like right there and we'd love to break Rocky Marciano's record.

01:14:21.000 And then, you know what, man?

01:14:22.000 When people want to do things like break someone's record, and you want to do it so bad that you take on a guy who's never had a boxing match before, and then that guy starches you...

01:14:32.000 It'll be so sick.

01:14:33.000 It'll be so sick.

01:14:34.000 I mean, it's not likely...

01:14:35.000 If he does that, I'm going to build a shrine to him and pray to it every day.

01:14:38.000 There's something about that dude, man.

01:14:40.000 I'm telling you, there's something about that dude.

01:14:42.000 He's got something going on.

01:14:43.000 Magic.

01:14:44.000 He's got a little something extra special, but he would need...

01:14:47.000 He would need everything to line up.

01:14:49.000 It would have to be the...

01:14:50.000 McGregor...

01:14:51.000 Mayweather would have to dismiss him as a threat.

01:14:55.000 He'd have to not train hard enough.

01:14:57.000 He'd have to not seriously consider the possibility that Conor connects on him and knocks him out.

01:15:01.000 Right.

01:15:02.000 And then Conor would have to do some roughhousing.

01:15:05.000 He'd have to hold him in the clinch.

01:15:07.000 He'd have to hold him and hit him.

01:15:09.000 He'd have to try to get off as many shots and bully him around and wear him out.

01:15:13.000 It's a possibility.

01:15:14.000 It's a possibility.

01:15:15.000 He's a much bigger man.

01:15:17.000 Quick, too, for our big ears.

01:15:19.000 Very, very quick. 0.99

01:15:20.000 But if you compare the two of them frame-wise, if they ever do do it, and they're standing right at each other, looking down at each other, doing eye-to-eye, you're going to go, oh, shit. 0.98

01:15:29.000 Yeah, Conor's way bigger. 0.97

01:15:30.000 Because you remember when Eddie Alvarez was going eye-to-eye with Conor and you realize how big Conor's head is?

01:15:35.000 You're like, Jesus Christ.

01:15:36.000 Just overall, just a bigger dude.

01:15:37.000 From shoulders, his legs. 1.00

01:15:39.000 He's a big fuck. 1.00

01:15:40.000 I mean, he can make that 145-pound cut when he's on death's door, but Mayweather makes it easy. 1.00

01:15:46.000 What are they going to fight at?

01:15:46.000 45?

01:15:47.000 That's a good question.

01:15:48.000 No.

01:15:49.000 Mayweather was fighting at 154 his last few fights.

01:15:51.000 Yeah, 54. Wow.

01:15:52.000 So I bet they do it at like 55, 60 maybe.

01:15:54.000 Maybe.

01:15:55.000 Depends on what Mayweather's comfortable with.

01:15:57.000 But I think in Dana White, you want to be part of that fight if you're Dana White.

01:16:01.000 You want to be in cahoots with all these guys, with Mayweather, Floyd, you know, and Conor.

01:16:06.000 Or you don't want the fight to take place at all. 0.97

01:16:08.000 And look, he got fucked because Nurmagomedov got sick making that weight. 0.96

01:16:13.000 If Nurmagomedov didn't get sick making that weight, then Nurmagomedov and Tony Ferguson, Dana White did. 0.99

01:16:19.000 Oh, okay.

01:16:20.000 I thought you said Conor did.

01:16:21.000 No, the UFC did.

01:16:22.000 Because look...

01:16:23.000 The real fight is the winner of Tony Ferguson and Habib Nurmagomedov.

01:16:28.000 In the UFC. Right.

01:16:29.000 So that's the real fight as being a big challenge for Conor and that could be a million plus pay-per-view buys.

01:16:34.000 As a purist.

01:16:35.000 Especially if you either have that fight or the better fight financially is another fight with Nate Diaz.

01:16:41.000 No, the better fight financially is Mayweather.

01:16:43.000 Oh, yeah, for boxing.

01:16:44.000 Not even close.

01:16:45.000 No, I'm saying for Conor.

01:16:46.000 Oh, no, no, no, for sure, for sure.

01:16:47.000 For Conor as a business, that's by far the best fight to go.

01:16:50.000 100% agree with you.

01:16:52.000 What do you think he's going to make?

01:16:52.000 20 million?

01:16:53.000 Way more than that.

01:16:53.000 Oh, excuse me, sir?

01:16:54.000 100 million.

01:16:55.000 Probably 100. 100 million each.

01:16:57.000 And Floyd, too? 0.99

01:16:58.000 Ray Borg looks good as fuck, man. 0.99

01:16:59.000 Yeah, he does. 1.00

01:16:59.000 He's so fast. 1.00

01:17:01.000 Will they, Khabib and Tony are going to fight again, though, right?

01:17:05.000 Tony wants to do it in a catchweight.

01:17:05.000 Hopefully.

01:17:05.000 Aren't they?

01:17:06.000 Hopefully.

01:17:07.000 But here's the thing, man.

01:17:08.000 Khabib might not be able to make that weight.

01:17:08.000 That makes sense.

01:17:11.000 And, you know, since Kelvin missed weight a couple times and Dana forced him to fight at 185, I mean, it makes sense that Dana goes, dude, you gotta do 170 at least once or twice.

01:17:21.000 But Tony will go up in weight to fight him.

01:17:24.000 Well, he only missed weight once, right?

01:17:27.000 Twice.

01:17:28.000 And isn't Tony a huge 55?

01:17:31.000 He's tall, but he's not bulky.

01:17:34.000 How tall is he?

01:17:35.000 Tony's like 5'10", 5'11".

01:17:37.000 Tony's built perfect for the division.

01:17:40.000 Yes, Tony's perfect at 55. He's got a lot of muscle, even though he's long.

01:17:44.000 He's very strong.

01:17:45.000 He's excellent in the clinch.

01:17:46.000 I was looking forward to that fight so much, man.

01:17:49.000 Broke my heart.

01:17:50.000 Broke my heart.

01:17:51.000 How big is Khabib? 0.92

01:17:52.000 Khabib got a huge frame?

01:17:53.000 He's a tank.

01:17:54.000 No, he doesn't have a nutritionist.

01:17:55.000 He's not that tall.

01:17:56.000 He's not being professional about it. 1.00

01:17:58.000 He's thick as fuck. 1.00

01:17:59.000 Did you hear what Tony told him? 1.00

01:18:00.000 To get down to 155. When they're doing media.

01:18:04.000 And Khabib was saying something like, why'd he get your sunglasses on?

01:18:07.000 He's like trying to say something about his shoes.

01:18:08.000 He's like, good luck with that weight cut.

01:18:09.000 I hear him breathing. 1.00

01:18:11.000 He goes, your cardio sucks! 1.00

01:18:12.000 He goes, your cardio sucks! 1.00

01:18:15.000 That's what Tony said to him? 1.00

01:18:16.000 Dude, they have to make it at 55, because what do you do with that fucking interim title? 0.98

01:18:21.000 What do you do? 0.97

01:18:22.000 Because if Conor does fight Floyd, we can't just fucking But don't you think that that's the fight that has to be made in that division, right?

01:18:31.000 But if he can't make 155... 0.95

01:18:34.000 He can. 1.00

01:18:35.000 He needs to get real and get a fucking dietitian. 0.99

01:18:37.000 I don't know what happened to him. 0.99

01:18:39.000 Well, you don't eat tiramisu the week of.

01:18:41.000 I know that.

01:18:42.000 He did. 0.99

01:18:43.000 On Embedded, Tony even tweeted out, like, for sure don't fucking eat tiramisu. 0.99

01:18:47.000 He really ate tiramisu? 0.98

01:18:48.000 It was on an Embedded video.

01:18:50.000 Whoa.

01:18:51.000 Tony smelled it.

01:18:53.000 He was like, have fun making weight.

01:18:54.000 Wow.

01:18:55.000 I hear you huffing and puffing.

01:18:57.000 Wow.

01:18:57.000 But you have to make that fight, and Khabib can do it.

01:19:00.000 He's made it before without killing himself. 0.99

01:19:02.000 Yeah, but we don't know what happened when he had to go to the fucking hospital. 0.99

01:19:05.000 They said he was in massive pain. 0.98

01:19:07.000 We also know he didn't go through Dr. Davidson.

01:19:08.000 Luke Rockhold, you're right.

01:19:10.000 But Luke Rockhold said something.

01:19:12.000 There was some quote that I had read. 0.99

01:19:14.000 God damn it. 0.99

01:19:15.000 See what they said about... 1.00

01:19:17.000 What did...

01:19:19.000 Habib's corner list as the official issue that was happening to him.

01:19:23.000 He was six pounds overweight, right?

01:19:26.000 Yes.

01:19:27.000 When he went to the hospital.

01:19:28.000 That's huge.

01:19:29.000 That's so heavy.

01:19:31.000 You're so heavy when your body's shutting down.

01:19:34.000 Like, you're six pounds away and your body's shutting down.

01:19:37.000 But you know that coming in the week of the fight. 0.94

01:19:39.000 Yeah, but obviously he fucked up with his discipline if he's eating tiramisu. 0.68

01:19:44.000 If that's true, that's even more disappointing. 0.93

01:19:46.000 Maybe he just had a bite, but either way...

01:19:48.000 You don't have a, and I'm not saying it's the answer, you don't have a Mike Dolce or one of these guys who are helping you with your diet, right?

01:19:54.000 But either way, Tony's down to go up in weight to fight him.

01:19:57.000 You can't do that.

01:19:58.000 It makes sense for Tony, meaning he wants to fight this guy, but for the division, it's so weird.

01:20:04.000 It's like, well, what is this guy?

01:20:05.000 It fucks the division. 0.91

01:20:06.000 What is this guy? 0.94

01:20:06.000 The fight's bigger than what the division looks like. 0.94

01:20:10.000 That fight needs to happen.

01:20:12.000 I agree.

01:20:12.000 That's fair.

01:20:12.000 I agree.

01:20:13.000 Yeah, I agree with that.

01:20:14.000 I want to see that fight. 0.99

01:20:15.000 And there's all this other shit going on, Mayweather and Connor, all this other shit. 0.99

01:20:18.000 GSP, Bisping, Random. 0.99

01:20:20.000 Here goes medical, it says weight management medical issues.

01:20:24.000 He was treated and has been discharged.

01:20:26.000 That doesn't say what the issue is.

01:20:28.000 This is the official U.S. See if you could find out.

01:20:31.000 I feel like I read an article that was interviewing Luke Rockhold.

01:20:35.000 Rockhold was talking about what happened to Huffy.

01:20:37.000 It's on library.gov.

01:20:38.000 Did you see Dana, though?

01:20:40.000 He goes, if you would have, we maybe could have saved it.

01:20:42.000 Oh, he's drinking.

01:20:42.000 Who gave him a beer?

01:20:43.000 This isn't beer.

01:20:44.000 What is it?

01:20:45.000 It's a root beer.

01:20:46.000 It's a root beer.

01:20:47.000 It's a root beer. 0.99

01:20:48.000 We almost fucked up. 0.98

01:20:49.000 Root free. 0.99

01:20:49.000 It's like someone gave the gremlin water after midnight. 0.99

01:21:08.000 And that was the moment the wheels fell off the podcast.

01:21:12.000 Okay, here it is.

01:21:13.000 This is what I read.

01:21:14.000 Habib wasn't getting any blood to his liver.

01:21:16.000 This is what Luke Rockhold says. 0.99

01:21:18.000 Look, that is fucking real bad. 0.97

01:21:21.000 So scroll down and let's see what Luke Rockhold has to say. 0.96

01:21:25.000 It says the weight cut wasn't going very well.

01:21:35.000 What?

01:21:51.000 He wants to get any blood to his liver?

01:21:53.000 No, he's the training partner.

01:21:55.000 He's the 100-pound heavier training partner.

01:22:01.000 They're from the same gym, yes.

01:22:02.000 I mean, it obviously ain't 100 pounds.

01:22:04.000 When that fight happens...

01:22:05.000 He's a big dude.

01:22:05.000 No, you know what I'm saying.

01:22:06.000 What does he walk around at?

01:22:07.000 Khabib? 1.00

01:22:08.000 Shit. 1.00

01:22:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:09.000 I don't know.

01:22:10.000 I don't want to misspeak.

01:22:11.000 I'd assume high 70s.

01:22:13.000 Yeah.

01:22:14.000 Looks like it, right?

01:22:15.000 Yeah.

01:22:15.000 And he ain't fat.

01:22:16.000 They gotta make that fight, man.

01:22:16.000 No.

01:22:18.000 Yeah, that's the fight.

01:22:19.000 I'd say that's the maddest I've ever been when a fight fell through.

01:22:21.000 Like when John and Chael thing, I really wasn't that mad.

01:22:24.000 There's been other fights.

01:22:26.000 John, DC, I wasn't that upset.

01:22:28.000 This one, I was pissed, man.

01:22:30.000 I was really upset.

01:22:31.000 Tony was on fire.

01:22:32.000 His camp, everything was perfect.

01:22:34.000 He was on fire.

01:22:35.000 Such a good fight!

01:22:37.000 Now, tell me if you're allowed to speak about this.

01:22:39.000 I don't know if you are, but there's been a lot of complaints about...

01:22:42.000 His pay.

01:22:44.000 What exactly did happen, if you could clarify, since you were training him?

01:22:48.000 I don't know the specifics.

01:22:52.000 Because I heard he was very upset.

01:22:53.000 What I've been reading was that he was very upset that he didn't even get his show money.

01:22:58.000 It's like this.

01:22:59.000 If you were getting $10,000 to show, $10,000 to win, and you made weight and your opponent doesn't make weight...

01:23:09.000 Just give them the show money.

01:23:10.000 It's 10k.

01:23:10.000 But when it's like big money and your opponent can't make weight, then we're not going to give you all that money.

01:23:19.000 I feel like it should be insured.

01:23:21.000 I feel like it should be insured, and that's why it's confusing to me.

01:23:24.000 It's frustrating for Tony.

01:23:26.000 I don't know exactly what went down.

01:23:27.000 I know there was that issue.

01:23:28.000 Will he still get that show money?

01:23:29.000 I don't know if he got it or he got half or something like that.

01:23:32.000 I don't really get into it with...

01:23:36.000 Tony's right, though, on that.

01:23:37.000 Because he did all the necessary steps.

01:23:39.000 He went through training camp. 0.98

01:23:40.000 It's not his fault Khabib didn't fucking make weight. 0.97

01:23:43.000 And then if he suffers from it, you can't have that. 0.98

01:23:45.000 Exactly.

01:23:45.000 If a fighter doesn't make weight, the other fighter should be insured.

01:23:49.000 Maybe it was a deal like this or something.

01:23:51.000 I don't know.

01:23:52.000 But maybe it was a deal.

01:23:53.000 I feel like we need to do something.

01:23:54.000 We'll give you $250 to show.

01:23:56.000 Whatever to win or something like that.

01:23:58.000 Something big.

01:23:59.000 But we're offering that if the fight happens.

01:24:02.000 If for some reason your opponent in small print doesn't make the fight, you're not going to get that show money.

01:24:07.000 It's like if the fight happens.

01:24:08.000 I feel like they have to do something.

01:24:09.000 Maybe the UFC would be smart on their end to structure something like that, right?

01:24:13.000 They need a guaranteed person you can see better fights. 1.00

01:24:15.000 I feel like you need to make a person who does not make the weight get a loss.

01:24:20.000 That's what I think. 0.99

01:24:21.000 That's what I'm fucking... 0.99

01:24:22.000 It should be a loss. 0.97

01:24:23.000 I feel like it's a loss, and I feel like there's no fight, and I feel like the other guy gets paid.

01:24:28.000 There's only one way to stop it.

01:24:29.000 You've got to punish people.

01:24:31.000 Tony's career should advance.

01:24:32.000 Yes.

01:24:33.000 You've got to make it a loss because the fighter didn't make weight. 1.00

01:24:36.000 Why do you have four glasses there?

01:24:39.000 One drink.

01:24:40.000 That's it.

01:24:40.000 He's only having one.

01:24:41.000 No, no, no.

01:24:42.000 He already had a beer.

01:24:43.000 We only have one.

01:24:44.000 Gremlins.

01:24:45.000 Remember the movie?

01:24:46.000 You give the little cute things water.

01:24:48.000 They turn into devils.

01:24:48.000 Callan.

01:24:51.000 Callan. 1.00

01:24:51.000 You're fucking up. 1.00

01:24:53.000 This goes into chemtrails and Operation Thunderfoot. 1.00

01:24:57.000 It's 555, people.

01:24:59.000 Once he takes that, and we start talking about Kennedy and who did it.

01:25:02.000 We already did it.

01:25:03.000 We already did it.

01:25:04.000 I want to get more into it.

01:25:06.000 Meanwhile, we're not even watching this awesome Ray Borg fight.

01:25:09.000 He's one of the few flyweights in this division that is a real interesting candidate for fighting Mighty Mouse. 0.99

01:25:15.000 And for me, he's a tough motherfucker, man. 0.96

01:25:17.000 Number three in the world, people just ride him off because he also got destroyed by DJ, but number three in the world really doesn't lose. 0.99

01:25:23.000 DJ's just something special.

01:25:25.000 DJ, if you're listening, you've got to do super fights.

01:25:28.000 I'm sick of seeing you fight it that way.

01:25:31.000 We've got to move on, man.

01:25:33.000 Dominic Cruz, do you hate money?

01:25:35.000 I don't know what it is, man.

01:25:36.000 I don't know what it is, but I feel like I want to see him clean out that division.

01:25:41.000 Keep cleaning it.

01:25:42.000 And just keep doing it?

01:25:43.000 Look, I think...

01:25:44.000 You, me, and 75,000 other people are watching it.

01:25:46.000 I think there's plenty of fights for Dominic Cruz or anybody else at 135. Between Cody Garbrandt, TJ Dillashaw, I believe Lineker is much less attractive.

01:25:55.000 Dillashaw exposed him.

01:25:57.000 Dillashaw pretty much kind of clowned him.

01:25:59.000 Yeah, he did. 0.99

01:26:00.000 Goddamn Dillashaw was good in that fight. 0.99

01:26:01.000 Dude, Dillashaw, Garbrandt? 0.99

01:26:02.000 What?

01:26:03.000 What?

01:26:04.000 What do you think happens in that fight?

01:26:05.000 It's big. 0.80

01:26:07.000 Tell you what, man, I would have had one opinion of what would happen in that fight before the Cruz fight, before Cody fought Cruz, but after Cody fought Cruz, he looked so fucking good. 0.69

01:26:19.000 He outclassed him. 0.87

01:26:20.000 I was like, Jesus Christ, he's good.

01:26:22.000 And he hits like a tank.

01:26:23.000 He hits like a tank. 1.00

01:26:24.000 He's fast as fuck. 1.00

01:26:25.000 His boxing is laser beam accurate, and he's getting better. 0.99

01:26:29.000 And it wasn't that close of a fight.

01:26:31.000 He's getting better.

01:26:32.000 He outclassed Dom.

01:26:33.000 And then you see, you can't do MMA math, but I'm going to do it here.

01:26:36.000 You got Dom and TJ. It was a battle.

01:26:38.000 Something TJ won.

01:26:39.000 I don't know, man.

01:26:40.000 I just feel like Garbrandt, he's like a little Chuck Liddell of that weight class.

01:26:45.000 Like, he lands. 0.99

01:26:45.000 You're fucking in trouble, man, so fast. 0.99

01:26:47.000 I thought your podcast with Dominic was amazing. 0.99

01:26:49.000 I really have so much respect for that guy.

01:26:51.000 He's so bad.

01:26:52.000 He's so intelligent about fighter's mind and dealing with injuries, but his injury, the amount of injuries he had to deal with, are crazy.

01:27:00.000 Like the tendon pulling off his heel in the fight. 0.99

01:27:04.000 Crazy shit. 0.99

01:27:06.000 Formiga just landed a beautiful... 1.00

01:27:07.000 Oh man, this fight is fucking hot, man. 0.93

01:27:10.000 Formiga landed a beautiful leg kick and Ray Borg came back with a leg kick of his own and a spinning back fist behind it. 0.94

01:27:15.000 I'd like Borg to get a win there. 1.00

01:27:17.000 Borg's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:27:18.000 Yeah, he is. 1.00

01:27:19.000 He's a bowhunter.

01:27:21.000 Big time.

01:27:22.000 Jackson's fella.

01:27:23.000 Yeah, after his fight he called out John Dudley.

01:27:28.000 He just said, I wanted to be on your podcast and I want to go bow hunting with you.

01:27:32.000 He's a bow hunting fanatic. 1.00

01:27:33.000 Damn. 0.99

01:27:36.000 Yeah, GCA, he doesn't get enough credit because he's out in Brazil doing a thing and he's small. 0.99

01:27:39.000 DJ barely gets enough credit.

01:27:41.000 So all these guys, it's a tough go for them.

01:27:43.000 It's a tough go.

01:27:43.000 That's why DJ just needs to, I think, start doing super fights.

01:27:47.000 Give him DJ. Give him Dom. 0.97

01:27:49.000 Isn't it crazy, though, that 35's got so much hype behind it and 25 has almost none?

01:27:49.000 Let's do it.

01:27:54.000 Because we just don't care about those tiny, tiny guys.

01:27:58.000 But it's 10 pounds difference between 25 and 35. Isn't that funny?

01:28:01.000 I know they're so small.

01:28:03.000 As long as there's someone smaller than you, we'll pay attention.

01:28:05.000 It's like, what we need is a strawweight men's division. 1.00

01:28:08.000 And then DJ would be like, these little motherfuckers over here. 1.00

01:28:10.000 He's like, these little bitches. 1.00

01:28:11.000 They're fighting these little tiny 115 pounds. 1.00

01:28:13.000 I just, I don't know what DJ's waiting for.

01:28:16.000 Maybe they're not offering him or whatever.

01:28:17.000 Well, he's got to hit Wilson Hayes in his next fight.

01:28:20.000 And after the Wilson fight, like...

01:28:22.000 Then what do we do?

01:28:24.000 Borg?

01:28:25.000 Don't the new owners of the UFC have the power to create stars?

01:28:33.000 Hard to create Hollywood?

01:28:35.000 Well, you gotta win.

01:28:36.000 You don't have to be undefeated.

01:28:38.000 It's not boxing.

01:28:39.000 You just have to be a...

01:28:41.000 Yeah, blow up personalities.

01:28:43.000 The smaller guys.

01:28:45.000 Personality's hard to put into a fighter.

01:28:47.000 Personality has to be there.

01:28:49.000 People have gotta be able to talk.

01:28:50.000 Maybe they're there and we just haven't seen it.

01:28:53.000 Well, DJ's got a fun personality.

01:28:55.000 He's great on podcasts.

01:28:56.000 He's a fun dude.

01:28:57.000 It's just people, for whatever reason, haven't appreciated what they're seeing.

01:29:02.000 Yeah, but look at Chocolacito in boxing.

01:29:05.000 They think he's, if you talk to any boxing, he's the best in the world.

01:29:08.000 He fights on Triple G's card.

01:29:10.000 The pay-per-view, I think, is next weekend.

01:29:12.000 Does anyone...

01:29:13.000 If he came here right now, no one knows who he is.

01:29:16.000 Formiga.

01:29:17.000 I think TJ is the most exciting fighter.

01:29:19.000 What a scramble.

01:29:19.000 Oh, what a scramble.

01:29:20.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:29:20.000 Ray Borg all over it. 1.00

01:29:22.000 Look at this.

01:29:23.000 He's grabbing the cage, son. 1.00

01:29:25.000 25ers are mad dogs, man. 1.00

01:29:27.000 The pace is so insane. 0.96

01:29:29.000 Don't you think that T.J. is the most exciting fighter to watch?

01:29:32.000 T.J. or DJ? T.J. Dillashaw.

01:29:34.000 No, no.

01:29:35.000 No, he's not the most exciting fighter in the world to watch, but he's one of the best.

01:29:35.000 Definitely not.

01:29:40.000 He's definitely one of the best.

01:29:41.000 He's so unorthodox.

01:29:42.000 He's just so, I mean...

01:29:43.000 Did you see Cody Garbrandt?

01:29:44.000 Yeah.

01:29:44.000 Dominic Cruz?

01:29:45.000 Yeah, but...

01:29:46.000 Did you see Rumble Johnson?

01:29:47.000 Yeah, but I'm saying exciting.

01:29:49.000 He's from angles and just movements.

01:29:51.000 I don't know, man.

01:29:53.000 Oh, he's excellent.

01:29:54.000 No, he's great.

01:29:55.000 He's one of the best in the world.

01:29:56.000 There's no doubt about it.

01:29:58.000 And if he can beat Cody, he's in my pound-for-pound top five. 1.00

01:30:02.000 Fuck yes. 1.00

01:30:02.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:30:03.000 And I think he was, when he beat Baral the second time, I was like, well, make an argument for someone who's higher up the top.

01:30:09.000 Oh, look at that back take.

01:30:10.000 Beautiful.

01:30:11.000 That was high level off the cage, that back take.

01:30:14.000 He took that back and immediately went to the body triangle.

01:30:17.000 The squeeze.

01:30:18.000 Everybody does that now.

01:30:19.000 Everybody goes to the squeeze.

01:30:21.000 Especially their camp.

01:30:22.000 He's with Aldo and Burrell.

01:30:22.000 Think about it.

01:30:25.000 Yeah.

01:30:26.000 It's crazy that that was a rare move.

01:30:28.000 The body triangle was a rare move.

01:30:30.000 Not really.

01:30:31.000 Jean-Jacques did it in Abu Dhabi in the late 90s to everybody.

01:30:33.000 But it was in the UFC. It was pretty rare.

01:30:36.000 Up until Ivan Salivary did it to...

01:30:38.000 It's so controlling.

01:30:38.000 And I didn't start doing it and putting it into my game heavily until Jean-Jacques came back from Abu Dhabi.

01:30:43.000 And I thought, why did you keep doing a triangle across...

01:30:46.000 How come you kept holding them like that?

01:30:48.000 Because he never really did that in class.

01:30:50.000 He was just straight hooks.

01:30:51.000 And he said, man, so grease.

01:30:53.000 So much grease.

01:30:54.000 So I had to lock their hips in or they would have slipped out. 1.00

01:30:54.000 They're slipping. 1.00

01:30:57.000 And that's all I need.

01:30:58.000 When John Jock says something, you don't question it.

01:31:01.000 You just pretty much bank on it.

01:31:03.000 That's the way to go.

01:31:04.000 Anything he's ever told me to do, any kind of direction he's pointing me in, boom, I go right to him.

01:31:09.000 You know who I bet has the most body-locked time in the UFC? And I don't know who would track it.

01:31:14.000 I would bet Anderson Silva does. 0.98

01:31:16.000 If you think about with Travis Luter, Dan Henderson, that motherfucker spends a ton of time there. 0.97

01:31:22.000 A ton, if you think about his fights, when they go to the ground. 0.98

01:31:25.000 It's so hard to get out of, man.

01:31:26.000 I've never seen anybody get out of it.

01:31:29.000 Did he get Travis Luter's back?

01:31:31.000 Yes.

01:31:32.000 He triangled it.

01:31:33.000 He triangled it.

01:31:34.000 From the bottom.

01:31:35.000 He was on the bottom.

01:31:36.000 He had his back like that.

01:31:36.000 Did he?

01:31:38.000 Travis mounted him, I know.

01:31:40.000 But it's exhausting.

01:31:40.000 Isn't it hard to breathe and stuff?

01:31:42.000 Yeah, dude.

01:31:43.000 That was my best example for the longest time of a guy that was on death's door was Travis when he didn't make weight for the Anderson Silva fight.

01:31:49.000 Title fight.

01:31:49.000 Yeah.

01:31:50.000 Ray Borg tried to escape.

01:31:52.000 Tried to escape.

01:31:53.000 Made it.

01:31:53.000 He spun.

01:31:54.000 The grease.

01:31:54.000 Look at that.

01:31:55.000 He tied the triangle.

01:31:55.000 He still spun.

01:31:56.000 The grease in the way.

01:31:57.000 Yep.

01:31:58.000 And also being a really tiny guy. 0.98

01:32:00.000 And sweaty as fuck in the third round with two minutes left. 0.99

01:32:03.000 These guys move so fast and they don't get fucking tired. 0.99

01:32:07.000 That's crazy. 0.99

01:32:08.000 They can just go all day.

01:32:08.000 10 rounds.

01:32:08.000 The game is just so different for them.

01:32:11.000 Must be fun.

01:32:12.000 But they get tired too, man.

01:32:13.000 Like, remember when Ali Bagutinov fought DJ and DJ outworked him and then it turns out that he was on EPO? Oh, those are some big elbows.

01:32:19.000 If you're a 125-round EPO, probably not for you.

01:32:21.000 This probably ain't the game for you.

01:32:22.000 Ray Borg is landing some big shots right here.

01:32:24.000 Ray Borg is no joke, man.

01:32:26.000 But neither is Formiga.

01:32:28.000 No, for me, it's no credit. 0.99

01:32:29.000 Oh, damn. 0.99

01:32:30.000 These are hard. 1.00

01:32:31.000 He busted his face open.

01:32:33.000 Is this Anderson Travis Lewin?

01:32:34.000 Oh, he's busted open.

01:32:35.000 He's triangling him from the bottom. 1.00

01:32:36.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:32:37.000 And he's holding the back of his neck. 1.00

01:32:39.000 He's letting him have that arm bar.

01:32:41.000 He's letting him have that left arm.

01:32:41.000 Look at that.

01:32:42.000 He should swing.

01:32:43.000 He's holding on to his neck.

01:32:45.000 That's how Randy Couture got arm barred against Ensign.

01:32:48.000 Just holding on that neck.

01:32:49.000 He's not doing it anymore now.

01:32:50.000 Right there, too.

01:32:50.000 He should swing?

01:32:50.000 Right there already?

01:32:51.000 He has it.

01:32:52.000 He should be swinging.

01:32:52.000 It's open.

01:32:53.000 Oh, he just got cut open.

01:32:54.000 You see that splatter that just came off him?

01:32:56.000 Great elbow.

01:32:57.000 Dude, look how bloody the mat is. 1.00

01:32:59.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:33:00.000 Oh, he's cutting them with these elbows. 1.00

01:33:02.000 He went for it.

01:33:02.000 Oh, look at that.

01:33:03.000 At least he's out of that spot.

01:33:04.000 Gotta give this to Borg.

01:33:05.000 Look at this, though.

01:33:06.000 Borg immediately goes back to the back mount.

01:33:08.000 And Borg's jiu-jitsu is high level.

01:33:10.000 His transitions are sick. 0.99

01:33:12.000 His transitions and those fucking elbows from the top position are so scary. 0.99

01:33:16.000 Dude, for me, though, he's trying to flatten them. 0.98

01:33:18.000 Arm triangle right there.

01:33:20.000 He should just close it off.

01:33:21.000 Well, his arm's not under yet.

01:33:23.000 He could've just put it there.

01:33:24.000 Right.

01:33:25.000 But the other guy's got wrist control.

01:33:27.000 Is he gonna slide them out?

01:33:28.000 Oh! 0.60

01:33:30.000 Scramble! 0.98

01:33:30.000 He still has it right there. 0.98

01:33:32.000 And he still has that opportunity for the elbows.

01:33:34.000 He should turn the twister, pass free the knee, and then slice to three-quarter mount, just like Daniel Maia does.

01:33:38.000 Ten seconds left.

01:33:38.000 But this speed of these exchanges is what you're really supposed to be looking for in MMA. Oh, he's going for the choke.

01:33:45.000 There it is.

01:33:46.000 Five seconds left.

01:33:47.000 He's gotta go for it.

01:33:48.000 A tough guy to choke.

01:33:50.000 Wow. 0.98

01:33:51.000 These guys at this weight class are so fucking amazing. 0.97

01:33:54.000 This is what MMA is supposed to be. 0.94

01:33:56.000 It's supposed to be movements without any physical limitations.

01:34:00.000 You just can't move at this pace if you weigh 300 pounds.

01:34:04.000 But also, at heavyweight, the lighter weights, the reason why we like it is it can end at any given moment.

01:34:10.000 These chance of getting finished aren't great.

01:34:13.000 Yeah, I mean, except for Cody, who knocks guys out with one shot.

01:34:17.000 At 135%?

01:34:18.000 Yeah, 135. DJ's knocked out a few people at 25, and he knocked out Benavidez with one punch.

01:34:26.000 Benavidez's bad.

01:34:26.000 But the reality is, it's way more rare, that weight class, to see a one-shot KO. And that's why it's not as big as a draw.

01:34:35.000 Yeah, but it's also why those guys exchange many more techniques.

01:34:38.000 They're not going to be able to finish each other off with one shot, so everybody's much more technical oriented.

01:34:43.000 Way more technical, yeah.

01:34:45.000 If you look at these two guys and these scrambles, they're so technical.

01:34:45.000 You have to be.

01:34:49.000 If you had the skills at heavyweight or 205 as either one of these guys, you'd be the greatest of all time. 0.96

01:34:54.000 Could you imagine if there was a fucking heavyweight that moved like Ray Borg? 0.98

01:34:57.000 That would be insane. 0.99

01:34:58.000 He'd be the greatest of all time.

01:35:01.000 Ray Borg is a top 10 contender for sure, but he hasn't got a shot at the title yet.

01:35:05.000 If he was a heavyweight...

01:35:06.000 If he was a heavyweight, he'd be the greatest of all time.

01:35:08.000 You wonder if there's anybody who's...

01:35:10.000 Like, if there are any athletes in the other sports who have that kind of explosion, speed, dexterity...

01:35:17.000 Well, in jiu-jitsu, Bouchesha is a guy like that.

01:35:19.000 Yeah, but, like, take a Westbrook.

01:35:21.000 Russell Westbrook.

01:35:22.000 If he trained MMA, Russell Westbrook.

01:35:24.000 If he had trained MMA, like, you know, since he was 17, it's a chance he could be a guy that big with that kind of speed, right?

01:35:30.000 Yeah, they're out there.

01:35:30.000 For sure.

01:35:31.000 They're just not interested in getting punched in the face for...

01:35:34.000 They can make way more money playing football.

01:35:36.000 And also, they probably started doing that sport when they were a little kid, and they got amazing at it.

01:35:42.000 And for them to transfer over into MMA. In 20 years, you'll see a guy like that.

01:35:46.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

01:35:47.000 Maybe not the heavier weights, but...

01:35:49.000 They're going to have to want to do it.

01:35:50.000 That's the thing.

01:35:51.000 The pay's going to have to bring the parents to do it, too.

01:35:53.000 Right.

01:35:54.000 I think Anthony Johnson could play NFL. Oh yeah.

01:35:58.000 You know what I mean?

01:35:59.000 No, not right now, but if he played football in high school and in college, he's got the frame and the height.

01:36:07.000 He'd be like a safety.

01:36:08.000 He'd be a safety.

01:36:09.000 It's a lot of speculation.

01:36:11.000 That's like saying if Ray Lewis was a kickboxer, he'd be a world champion.

01:36:14.000 What I'm saying is you guys are talking about these athletes and some upcoming future.

01:36:17.000 We already got a few of them.

01:36:18.000 We got Jon Jones.

01:36:19.000 Jon Jones?

01:36:20.000 No, Jon Jones wouldn't be a professor in any other sport.

01:36:24.000 Isn't that funny?

01:36:25.000 I doubt that.

01:36:26.000 He ran the 40. He ran like a 4.9 or 5 flat.

01:36:30.000 His brothers, on the other hand, his brothers are beasts.

01:36:32.000 It's just a different set of skills.

01:36:35.000 It's hard to compare apple and oranges.

01:36:38.000 But it's the same...

01:36:40.000 You know, he's so athletic, right?

01:36:42.000 For fighting.

01:36:42.000 Jon Jones?

01:36:43.000 Yes, but that translates to...

01:36:44.000 In the NFL? No.

01:36:46.000 Well, you know what, man?

01:36:47.000 It's like, how much time did he dedicate towards that?

01:36:49.000 How much time did he dedicate towards wrestling and MMA practice?

01:36:52.000 Yeah, but if you run a 40...

01:36:53.000 Or let's just say a sprint.

01:36:54.000 If you went against a guy who, what does he weigh, 220 pounds? 0.99

01:36:57.000 If you just ran a sprint against a Division I football guy smoking the shit out of him, that's just, that's pure athleticism. 0.96

01:37:04.000 But if he played football, maybe he puts on a lot of muscle and a lot of weight. 0.98

01:37:07.000 He plays a defensive end.

01:37:09.000 He gets slower.

01:37:09.000 He'd be a defensive end.

01:37:10.000 You don't have to be that fast playing the line.

01:37:11.000 Oh, these days you do.

01:37:13.000 How far can they, do they run four 740s? 1.00

01:37:16.000 Yeah, oh shit. 1.00

01:37:17.000 Defensive linemen on average? 1.00

01:37:18.000 300-something, maybe 290 pounds runs a 4'6".

01:37:18.000 JJ Watts?

01:37:21.000 At the end, those guys are freaks.

01:37:24.000 They just had a 370-pound guy run a 4'7".

01:37:27.000 No way.

01:37:28.000 370. Did you see this?

01:37:29.000 Just think about...

01:37:31.000 370 pounds.

01:37:32.000 He ran a 4 if you're standing next to that guy.

01:37:34.000 Wide receivers run 4'7".

01:37:36.000 Jamie, look, that guy, he's a lineman, 370. He ran a 4'7".

01:37:39.000 Keenan McArdle did.

01:37:40.000 It's so crazy to think about what that would feel like.

01:37:43.000 What do you think you're dealing with?

01:37:44.000 Think about what that would feel like to be on the field while that guy runs by you.

01:37:47.000 That's why he's MVP. Look at these elbows.

01:37:50.000 But I mean, if you could stand there, like right next to him as he's sprinting, just let him run by you so you could just feel the force of almost 400 pounds running faster than you ever could hope to.

01:38:01.000 Yeah.

01:38:04.000 Launching his enormous body down the track.

01:38:09.000 They find that guys who are that big and that fast actually end up getting injured faster.

01:38:13.000 So bigger and faster in the NFL, according to fight or sports science.

01:38:19.000 It's not always better because you get injured faster.

01:38:22.000 Well, I would imagine your soft tissue could only take so much.

01:38:26.000 They're talking about the biggest guys?

01:38:28.000 Yeah, apparently they did a thing where you get huge dudes who are really fast and somehow they don't last as long as somebody who's...

01:38:36.000 Because it's physics, right?

01:38:37.000 Because your body can only take so much.

01:38:40.000 It would depend on the position and depend on the guy, for sure. 0.96

01:38:43.000 Well, it's also the sport itself is so fucking ruthless on your body. 0.89

01:38:48.000 I mean, it just breaks you. 0.94

01:38:50.000 The injury rate is 100% or something.

01:38:53.000 Somebody said that in the NFL. Everybody's injured.

01:38:56.000 Well, it depends on injury. 1.00

01:38:57.000 I had Arian Foster on the podcast this week, and one of the things he said is if my kids wanted to play football, I'd be like, fuck that. 0.99

01:39:02.000 You're not playing football. 1.00

01:39:03.000 He goes, I didn't bust my ass to get to this position to watch you do that shit. 1.00

01:39:08.000 I can see how he says that. 1.00

01:39:08.000 Wow. 1.00

01:39:10.000 That guy was a freak. 0.99

01:39:13.000 He's a freak. 0.93

01:39:14.000 He's amazing. 1.00

01:39:15.000 He's a fucking monster. 1.00

01:39:16.000 He's amazing. 1.00

01:39:17.000 Super freak.

01:39:18.000 And he was like, I'm tired of it.

01:39:19.000 Aaron Foster, he led the league in Russian for a lot of years.

01:39:22.000 He retired because he wanted to.

01:39:25.000 He had a bunch of injuries and he was like, I don't want to do this anymore.

01:39:27.000 He's only 30, right?

01:39:28.000 He's young. 0.99

01:39:30.000 He's a freak, man. 1.00

01:39:31.000 He's in his fucking prime right now. 1.00

01:39:33.000 30, and he decided... 1.00

01:39:34.000 For running back, it's time to go.

01:39:37.000 He's a smart dude.

01:39:38.000 He's not completely motivated by money.

01:39:41.000 He's not motivated by fame.

01:39:43.000 He also got paid.

01:39:44.000 So it's easier to say that when you get money in the bank.

01:39:46.000 He's hanging back.

01:39:47.000 But he's also being smart about being paid.

01:39:49.000 He doesn't have $500,000 worth of jewelry on him. 1.00

01:39:53.000 He's not being an asshole. 0.99

01:39:54.000 You wonder what LeBron James would be like in the heavyweight division. 0.99

01:39:59.000 He's too big.

01:40:00.000 He's too big.

01:40:01.000 265. He could get down to 265. How much does he weigh?

01:40:05.000 No, I think LeBron's 250 now.

01:40:07.000 253 or something, right?

01:40:08.000 I wonder what his jab would look like.

01:40:10.000 He got on some weird diet and lost a lot of weight.

01:40:12.000 What'd you say, Jamie?

01:40:13.000 I was saying, yeah, as an older guy now, he's kind of a little bit thinner.

01:40:16.000 Yeah, he's like 250, 240. Is he the best all-time, LeBron James?

01:40:20.000 I don't know if he's officially, but his picture comes up when you kind of Google something like that.

01:40:20.000 He's a keto kid.

01:40:24.000 The best all-time?

01:40:25.000 LeBron?

01:40:26.000 LeBron?

01:40:26.000 No, Michael Jordan.

01:40:27.000 Still better?

01:40:28.000 What does he have to do to surpass him?

01:40:28.000 Oh, yeah.

01:40:30.000 Nothing.

01:40:31.000 It's not happening.

01:40:31.000 What if he wins like five more championships?

01:40:35.000 Still?

01:40:35.000 No, because you know why?

01:40:36.000 Because he only wins championships when he forms these super teams. 0.99

01:40:40.000 Like, that's a bitch move. 1.00

01:40:40.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:40:41.000 The Bulls had a super team, too, man.

01:40:43.000 Pippen and all those guys.

01:40:45.000 Yeah, but at the time, Jordan was still a beast, you know?

01:40:47.000 Like, he didn't ask for all that stuff, and they drafted these guys.

01:40:50.000 It wasn't like he was like, oh, Magic, come play with me.

01:40:52.000 Well, the first few years, Jordan didn't win a ring until, what, the sixth year, seventh year, something like that?

01:40:52.000 Larry, come play with me.

01:40:58.000 Yeah, still a monster, though, you know?

01:41:00.000 Of course.

01:41:00.000 Better question is...

01:41:01.000 Look at this.

01:41:01.000 Look, look, look, look.

01:41:02.000 Look at this.

01:41:02.000 Bam!

01:41:03.000 Dude, that is on the cheek.

01:41:04.000 That is 100% heel to cheek.

01:41:07.000 100% heel to cheek.

01:41:08.000 By the way, what's his name?

01:41:10.000 That's worse than I thought.

01:41:11.000 Way worse.

01:41:12.000 Felder.

01:41:12.000 Felder?

01:41:13.000 He's a badass.

01:41:14.000 See, that's worse to me.

01:41:14.000 Is he still fighting?

01:41:15.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:41:16.000 That fucking... 0.99

01:41:17.000 See, with the one with Terry Edom, it just looks like it's not as bad because he stiffens up and on impact his head doesn't snap back, but it's because he was... 1.00

01:41:28.000 Dead out.

01:41:29.000 Guarantee they showed again.

01:41:30.000 Dead out from the impact of the heel to the cheek.

01:41:34.000 So muscular.

01:41:35.000 100%.

01:41:35.000 I'll take your word for it.

01:41:36.000 It was horrible.

01:41:37.000 If you watch the video of him getting wheel kicked in the back, you see Ari. 1.00

01:41:41.000 Ari stands up like this. 1.00

01:41:43.000 Just like...

01:41:44.000 Yeah, you could see the wheel kick land and Ari's in the background probably on acid. 1.00

01:41:51.000 What are you watching, Jimmy?

01:41:52.000 This is the amazing athlete.

01:41:55.000 He's not 370, this guy was 307, ran a sub 5 this year.

01:41:59.000 Jesus Christ, look at the size of him.

01:42:00.000 This guy is 306 and he ran a 465. Jesus Christ!

01:42:04.000 306 pounds?!

01:42:05.000 306 and he ran a what?!

01:42:06.000 4-6-5.

01:42:07.000 Oh my god!

01:42:09.000 Watch him again.

01:42:10.000 Watch this guy do this.

01:42:11.000 This is insanity.

01:42:12.000 I mean, he's in.

01:42:13.000 What position is this guy going to play?

01:42:15.000 O-line.

01:42:16.000 He'll be a tackle.

01:42:17.000 Hey, what college did you from doing this, eh?

01:42:19.000 That's a weird symbol.

01:42:21.000 Maybe it was.307, not.377. 0.99

01:42:24.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:42:25.000 Was this recent? 0.99

01:42:26.000 This was a couple years ago. 1.00

01:42:28.000 There was a guy who recently did some crazy shit. 0.99

01:42:31.000 That's incredible. 0.99

01:42:32.000 That's wide receiver speed at 300 pounds.

01:42:35.000 Yeah, now think about this.

01:42:36.000 Look at him.

01:42:37.000 He should play defense. 1.00

01:42:38.000 Fuck that offense. 1.00

01:42:39.000 They could use his speed on defense. 1.00

01:42:41.000 Playing offensive linemen, you don't need speed that much.

01:42:44.000 I wonder if that guy's still in the NFL. What'd you snack down there, Joe?

01:42:47.000 Imagine that guy running out for you.

01:42:50.000 He could play middle linebacker with that speed.

01:42:54.000 Imagine him right there in the middle.

01:42:56.000 Some guy ran the fastest one ever, I think, right?

01:42:59.000 Yeah, from Washington.

01:43:00.000 4-2.

01:43:00.000 4-2?

01:43:01.000 And how about this?

01:43:02.000 You know, if he broke the record, well, Adidas gave this challenge, they go, anyone who breaks the record, they're going to give you an island of your choice and a million dollars, but you have to do an Adidas. 0.90

01:43:11.000 This fool ran in Nike, so he didn't get it. 0.93

01:43:14.000 So sad. 1.00

01:43:15.000 They were gonna give him an island? 1.00

01:43:17.000 A fucking island. 1.00

01:43:18.000 What, off the coast of Japan or some shit? 1.00

01:43:20.000 Nah, you could pick. 0.98

01:43:21.000 It was like five different islands.

01:43:22.000 They asked me, dude, you could have won an island.

01:43:24.000 He goes, I don't own a boat and I can't swim, so I don't care.

01:43:28.000 Alright, well.

01:43:30.000 How great is that?

01:43:31.000 I don't own a boat and I can't swim.

01:43:35.000 Yeah, just give me the money.

01:43:37.000 Who is Biz Bing fighting next? 0.52

01:43:37.000 Don't give me an island. 0.52

01:43:39.000 GSP, sir.

01:43:40.000 That's right.

01:43:41.000 Come on, son.

01:43:42.000 These things you're eating, these are backpacker meals.

01:43:44.000 I got the guy who invented this coming on my podcast.

01:43:47.000 It's called Green Belly Meals, and they have a ton of calories.

01:43:52.000 I was going to say a ton of calories if you're hiking.

01:43:54.000 Yeah, it's got a ton of carbs in it too, though.

01:43:56.000 These are non-keto.

01:43:58.000 This isn't keto?

01:43:58.000 It's exogenous ketones afterwards.

01:44:01.000 But if you just have like half of it, you're good.

01:44:04.000 Half of it is 25 grams. 0.79

01:44:06.000 Am I going to shit my pants because I got a thousand calories? 0.97

01:44:08.000 No, no, no.

01:44:09.000 It's not, but it's very dense.

01:44:10.000 Very dense and heavy. 0.99

01:44:11.000 It's fucking delicious. 0.99

01:44:12.000 We've got to perform tonight at the Comedy Store. 0.99

01:44:14.000 Backpackers like to take these things with them because they're really nutrient-dense.

01:44:18.000 You have another one?

01:44:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:44:20.000 There's a bunch in the back.

01:44:21.000 They're one-third of the...

01:44:21.000 There's some more in here.

01:44:23.000 Yeah, one of those.

01:44:24.000 If you go into the back, go into the room.

01:44:27.000 One-third daily nutrition.

01:44:28.000 Protein, calories, fiber, fats. 0.98

01:44:31.000 I don't know why we just don't order a goddamn pizza sometimes, you know? 0.98

01:44:34.000 I agree with you. 0.99

01:44:35.000 I just don't get it.

01:44:36.000 I'm not opposed to that.

01:44:38.000 Tapioca syrup is the first ingredient.

01:44:40.000 You can't eat into the mic. 1.00

01:44:41.000 You can't have cheese on your fucking fingers. 1.00

01:44:45.000 If you're eating, you're not talking. 1.00

01:44:45.000 What? 1.00

01:44:47.000 I know, we can't have that.

01:44:49.000 Or maybe we have it delivered after.

01:44:51.000 These are peanut apricot.

01:44:53.000 I ain't eating them.

01:44:54.000 Peanut apricot is good.

01:44:56.000 And this one is cranberry almonds.

01:44:59.000 These two are cranberry almonds.

01:45:06.000 It's actually pretty tasty. 0.99

01:45:08.000 Yeah, that shit's pretty good. 1.00

01:45:09.000 This is like an ad for Green Belly Meals. 0.99

01:45:12.000 I'll just tell you right now, I have no affiliation with these people.

01:45:15.000 It's not an advertisement.

01:45:16.000 I don't make any money from it.

01:45:17.000 I bought it.

01:45:18.000 I paid for it with American money.

01:45:21.000 American money.

01:45:22.000 I read about it or listened to them on a podcast, the Rich Outdoors podcast, a hunting podcast.

01:45:27.000 Who's the strength coach you've talked to do you think that you've gotten the most from?

01:45:32.000 You've talked to a lot of them.

01:45:34.000 You know, I've got a lot from Steve Maxwell for sure.

01:45:38.000 I've got a lot from listening to Pavel Tatsulin talk on other podcasts and talk on audiobooks and I've read his books too.

01:45:47.000 I feel like him, he's a big one.

01:45:54.000 We've had Keith Webber on the show.

01:45:54.000 Keith Webber.

01:45:56.000 He's the guy that has that extreme kettlebell cardio workout, the DVDs.

01:45:59.000 He's got three of them. 0.98

01:46:00.000 They're fucking insane. 1.00

01:46:01.000 They're so hard to do. 1.00

01:46:03.000 You can do them with one 45-pound kettlebell and they'll kick your ass. 1.00

01:46:07.000 Wow. 1.00

01:46:07.000 At the end of the... 1.00

01:46:08.000 How long are they?

01:46:09.000 45 minutes, I think?

01:46:11.000 40, 40, 44 minutes?

01:46:12.000 Do you train less?

01:46:15.000 Eddie, put your headphones on so you realize how loud opening that back and forth is.

01:46:19.000 Are you somebody now who believes in training less than you did from talking to those guys?

01:46:23.000 As in, are most people over-trained?

01:46:32.000 Yeah.

01:46:49.000 When you're trying to get strong, the way you do it is continue to do those motions correctly with full strength and full balance and full control of the kettlebell, full control of the dumbbell, whatever.

01:47:00.000 If you're doing clean and press, whether you're doing deadlifts, with full control.

01:47:04.000 So you're lifting with perfect technique, right?

01:47:07.000 And then take a long time off so that when you come back 10 minutes later, your body's 100% recovered.

01:47:13.000 So you're not like still dying from the last set that you did 30 seconds ago.

01:47:17.000 Come Push it, push it, push it!

01:47:19.000 Isn't that what sports are?

01:47:21.000 That's just to build strength, though, right?

01:47:21.000 That's what we're talking about.

01:47:22.000 We're talking about strength.

01:47:23.000 We're not talking about cardio.

01:47:25.000 If you want to do cardio...

01:47:26.000 Or muscle building.

01:47:28.000 Well, you're for sure going to build a lot of muscle if you get stronger.

01:47:32.000 But there's a big difference between that and the hypertrophy if you're trying to just gain weight.

01:47:37.000 If you're trying to just get your muscles bigger and do bodybuilding exercises, a lot of those dudes like to do pyramids.

01:47:43.000 They'll stack up the weight real high and then they drop the weight down and continue the reps until they have almost no weight.

01:47:51.000 You know, there's real questions as to whether or not that's a smart way to train as an athlete.

01:47:57.000 The idea being is that as an athlete, say if you have a brutal strength and conditioning workout where you're doing everything to failure, deadlifts to failure, clean press to failure, curls to failure, overhead press to failure... 0.96

01:48:10.000 The next day, you're useless, man.

01:48:12.000 That would be a bad idea. 1.00

01:48:13.000 You're useless. 1.00

01:48:14.000 You're not going to be able to spar. 1.00

01:48:15.000 You're not going to be able to do jujitsu.

01:48:17.000 You're going to get mauled.

01:48:18.000 But there's different phases for that, I feel like.

01:48:20.000 That's one way of looking at it.

01:48:20.000 There could be.

01:48:22.000 But his way of looking at it is, you do these workouts where you lift a small percentage, like half, of what your actual max would be in terms of repetitions, and just take 10 minutes off and then do that again.

01:48:35.000 Take 10 minutes off and take a long time off and do that again.

01:48:38.000 And by that way, you leave and you still have a lot left in the tank. 0.99

01:48:42.000 These guys are fucking going at it! 1.00

01:48:44.000 Goddamn! 1.00

01:48:45.000 Edson Barbosa and Benil Dariush are throwing down. 0.99

01:48:48.000 Look at Dariush just coming straight forward.

01:48:50.000 What about maxing out, though?

01:48:52.000 What do they talk about with that?

01:48:54.000 I mean, you might want to do it every now and then just to find out where you stand, but it's not something that you should do on a regular basis for a workout.

01:49:01.000 Because I feel like a lot of sports are where you're maxing out.

01:49:04.000 You're trying your hardest.

01:49:05.000 If you're fighting for sure, if you're, you know, so it seems counterintuitive.

01:49:10.000 Why does it seem counterintuitive if you're doing strength?

01:49:13.000 If you're wrestling or you're doing jiu-jitsu or, you know, a lot of times if you watch these guys, they're spending a long time doing, using their entire body in sort of probably in a maximum level.

01:49:30.000 When do you ever go to failure in a sport?

01:49:38.000 Well, I guess you don't.

01:49:40.000 You don't really go to muscle failure in a sport.

01:49:41.000 What you do is you want to make sure those muscles are strong, and then you want to build up your technique.

01:49:46.000 Oh, high kick by Barboza!

01:49:49.000 Wow.

01:49:49.000 You want to build up your technique and your endurance in the sport itself, like your ability to do rounds as a fighter, or rounds rolling in jiu-jitsu, or whatever other sport you're doing.

01:50:00.000 Your real endurance training is probably going to come from sprints.

01:50:03.000 Your real endurance training is going to come from something different outside of strength training.

01:50:07.000 Or actually doing the sport itself.

01:50:09.000 Actually doing the sport itself, or then again, there's also argument for plyometrics, which is a great thing to do, which is also sort of the same kind of result that you're getting from movement training, from a lot of other things that people are doing.

01:50:20.000 What's plyometrics?

01:50:21.000 Explosives?

01:50:22.000 Box jumps, jumping over hurdles.

01:50:24.000 So if I said you can only do five exercises... 1.00

01:50:27.000 Why would I say why, bitch? 1.00

01:50:29.000 Because, let's just say you can only do five. 0.99

01:50:31.000 What are the five most important?

01:50:32.000 Are you writing a strength condition book right now?

01:50:34.000 I would say you should do more than five things unless there's something wrong with you.

01:50:36.000 No, because people don't have that much time. 1.00

01:50:38.000 Those fucking people need to go fuck themselves. 1.00

01:50:40.000 Squats, push-ups, pull-ups, sit-ups. 1.00

01:50:42.000 I'd say don't ask me any stupid questions. 1.00

01:50:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:50:44.000 And back raises. 1.00

01:50:45.000 Squats, deadlifts. 0.92

01:50:46.000 That's not a stupid question.

01:50:47.000 I'd say squats, deadlifts, chin-ups are huge, and I think weighted chin-ups are even more huge. 0.65

01:50:51.000 Push-ups.

01:50:51.000 I'm a big believer in weighted chin-ups.

01:50:53.000 I love putting one of those dip belts on with a kettlebell in between my legs and doing chin-ups that way because it makes my max chin-ups go way higher.

01:51:02.000 And I do them with strict form.

01:51:03.000 None of that airy-fairy cross felt kipping.

01:51:06.000 You're not into kipping, bro?

01:51:07.000 You're not into kipping?

01:51:08.000 You're not a kipper?

01:51:09.000 No, I'm not kipping.

01:51:10.000 I had you pegged as a kipper, brother. 0.80

01:51:11.000 You know what I think?

01:51:12.000 I think you should be able to do strict form pull-ups and find out how much endurance you actually have in your arms without moving your legs with it and everything else.

01:51:21.000 Strict.

01:51:22.000 In Strong First, in Pavel's organization, you have to be able to do straight pull-ups.

01:51:28.000 Like from the bottom, full extension. 0.98

01:51:31.000 Damn, Benil Darish with a big kick to the body. 1.00

01:51:33.000 He's bullying him. 1.00

01:51:34.000 He's going straight forward, not letting him tee off. 0.92

01:51:36.000 This is a crazy-ass fight. 0.98

01:51:37.000 Nice knee to the body. 0.99

01:51:39.000 Is Darius a Samba guy or a Graco guy originally?

01:51:43.000 He's a jiu-jitsu black belt.

01:51:44.000 Jiu-jitsu and Muay Thai.

01:51:45.000 His jiu-jitsu is nasty.

01:51:46.000 And he's a Rafael Cordero student.

01:51:48.000 Amazing.

01:51:49.000 Oh, kicked to the body by Barbosa. 1.00

01:51:51.000 Barbosa's so fucking fast. 0.99

01:51:53.000 But Darius is on him, man. 0.98

01:51:55.000 Darius is winning the stand-up game.

01:51:57.000 I don't know about all that.

01:51:59.000 It's close.

01:52:00.000 Barbosa's been fighting a long time, I feel like.

01:52:02.000 Oh, left hand by Darius.

01:52:04.000 Nice.

01:52:06.000 The thing about Barboza is he can just always turn out the lights with one shot.

01:52:10.000 Yeah, he's explosive. 0.99

01:52:12.000 And he also does a lot of wild shit, like head kicks and things that can take you out. 0.99

01:52:17.000 Darius is the underdog. 0.99

01:52:18.000 I like him as the underdog if I was betting on it.

01:52:20.000 Is Felder still fighting?

01:52:22.000 I haven't seen him in a while.

01:52:23.000 Yeah, he just won. 1.00

01:52:24.000 He's a killer. 0.98

01:52:25.000 You know he majored in theater in school? 1.00

01:52:28.000 Inside leg kick.

01:52:29.000 Who did Felder just fought?

01:52:30.000 Just fought.

01:52:31.000 Where did I learn to speak English?

01:52:33.000 I was caged that with that.

01:52:34.000 He took a little time off.

01:52:36.000 When he fought Barbosa.

01:52:37.000 But he did win his last fight, did he not?

01:52:38.000 I believe he did.

01:52:40.000 He didn't fight in a little bit, though.

01:52:41.000 Smart guy, man.

01:52:42.000 Really smart guy.

01:52:44.000 Up February 19th and beat Alessandro Ricci.

01:52:47.000 There we go.

01:52:48.000 Thank you. 0.99

01:52:49.000 He's tough as shit. 0.99

01:52:52.000 He took a full kick from Barbosa in the body and didn't even flinch. 1.00

01:52:56.000 Jesus.

01:52:56.000 A month ago.

01:52:57.000 Oh, those kicks are so hellish.

01:53:00.000 Oh! 1.00

01:53:02.000 Yeah, Barboza might be the best kicker in this fucking division. 0.99

01:53:05.000 You really saw that in the Pettis fight. 0.98

01:53:07.000 Can you think of who would be a better kicker in any division?

01:53:11.000 Oh, again. 1.00

01:53:12.000 Damn! 1.00

01:53:12.000 Damn. 1.00

01:53:13.000 But, you know, guys, take it. 1.00

01:53:14.000 Look at this.

01:53:15.000 Remember that Jamie Varner fight? 1.00

01:53:17.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:53:19.000 Like, Wonderboy is a phenomenal kicker. 1.00

01:53:21.000 Different, though.

01:53:22.000 As far as, like, leg kicks, body kicks, Barboza's number one for me. 0.60

01:53:32.000 It's pretty goddamn good while we're eating over here.

01:53:35.000 I'm trying to think of other really good kickers, but as far as that, yeah. 0.95

01:53:39.000 Obviously, Cowboy's amazing.

01:53:41.000 With his setups.

01:53:41.000 I just feel like Barboza is in one basket.

01:53:43.000 And then Yair Rodriguez is on another universe.

01:53:45.000 Dude, how about him in the first game?

01:53:47.000 Frankie Edgar! 0.95

01:53:48.000 God, that's a huge jump for him.

01:53:50.000 Frankie Edgar! 0.95

01:53:52.000 That's such a big leap for Yair.

01:53:53.000 I thought Dominick Cruz's point about how Frankie Edgar is... 1.00

01:53:58.000 You see a lot of fighters that once they start losing, they never recover.

01:54:01.000 And then you see certain fighters like Frankie Edgar, who even though they look like they're down and out, always find a way to come back.

01:54:08.000 Is he saying in the fight?

01:54:09.000 Yeah, there's certain fighters that, you know, once somebody else gets the advantage, they, you know, they tend to not be able to kind of come back from it.

01:54:09.000 Yeah.

01:54:17.000 Dude, I just sprayed coffee all over myself.

01:54:20.000 White shirt, too.

01:54:21.000 That's great.

01:54:21.000 This coffee thing, something happens with it when you press it.

01:54:26.000 Oh, dude, you can't have that.

01:54:27.000 Is it too full?

01:54:28.000 It's spraying out.

01:54:29.000 A lot of pressure builds up, Joe.

01:54:30.000 Yeah, but why is it spray out like that? 0.99

01:54:34.000 I need a pointer and a fucking blackboard. 0.98

01:54:34.000 It's physics. 0.98

01:54:36.000 You wouldn't be faking it.

01:54:38.000 I could show you, dude.

01:54:39.000 You don't know.

01:54:39.000 You don't know how much physics I had.

01:54:41.000 Dude, these guys are banging, man!

01:54:43.000 Yeah, I like how Darius is being aggressive going forward.

01:54:45.000 God!

01:54:46.000 Oh! 0.60

01:54:47.000 Oh my god! 1.00

01:54:49.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:54:51.000 Is he wearing an invisible helmet? 1.00

01:54:53.000 Oh Brian, you should write for some sort of a badge sitcom. 0.97

01:54:55.000 Thanks buddy.

01:54:57.000 Is that a compliment?

01:54:58.000 I hope so.

01:54:59.000 I can never figure it out.

01:55:00.000 What is he wearing?

01:55:00.000 Some sort of a helmet?

01:55:02.000 Is he an invisible helmet? 0.98

01:55:03.000 If that was in a movie, I'd be like, what kind of douchebag? 0.97

01:55:06.000 I was in a movie. 0.97

01:55:07.000 I played you in a movie.

01:55:08.000 In the movie Warrior.

01:55:09.000 Guys, get it, please.

01:55:10.000 I might see a penny.

01:55:11.000 It was amazing when you brought out the fish bowl.

01:55:13.000 I don't want to talk about it, all right?

01:55:15.000 I was like, if it was ever in a script, if someone brought that up in a script, I'd be like, hey, see this part?

01:55:21.000 No.

01:55:22.000 Absolutely not.

01:55:23.000 No.

01:55:23.000 No, I'm not saying that.

01:55:24.000 Yet, that's the part I get the most compliments on in the world.

01:55:27.000 Because who are you hanging out with?

01:55:28.000 I don't want to talk to you.

01:55:29.000 I don't want to talk about it.

01:55:32.000 Other actors.

01:55:33.000 Other actors, bro.

01:55:35.000 Hey, uh...

01:55:42.000 Darius is 9, Barboza is 5. I gotta come on the road with you sometime.

01:55:47.000 Damn it. 0.99

01:55:48.000 I'm busy. 0.99

01:55:49.000 Never match it up. 0.99

01:55:51.000 Damn. 0.99

01:55:52.000 Nice jab! 1.00

01:55:54.000 He went from jab to a single.

01:55:55.000 Great takedown defense by Barboza.

01:56:00.000 Swanson, Lobov.

01:56:00.000 That is a weird fight, man.

01:56:02.000 Such a random fight.

01:56:03.000 I mean, Swanson's like, what is he, rank number five or something like that?

01:56:06.000 Yeah.

01:56:07.000 And Lobov isn't even top 20. No.

01:56:09.000 That's so weird. 1.00

01:56:10.000 But Artem was like talking shit to him. 0.99

01:56:11.000 Then maybe he pulled the Conor flag, you know? 1.00

01:56:14.000 He's like, hey, Conor's my boy.

01:56:15.000 Like, can I do it?

01:56:17.000 That's a weird fight, though.

01:56:18.000 It's a weird fight. 0.99

01:56:19.000 It's random as fuck. 0.99

01:56:19.000 If you're a cub, what's it do for you? 0.99

01:56:21.000 I guess, you know?

01:56:22.000 Keeps him busy.

01:56:23.000 Makes him look like a superstar if he wins.

01:56:24.000 Maybe.

01:56:25.000 Lose.

01:56:26.000 Do you get in better shape than Barboza?

01:56:29.000 Mark Henry guy.

01:56:31.000 But even him, you know, I mean, that's the thing about Barboza. 0.97

01:56:34.000 As good as his fucking technique is, as good as his kickboxing is, he still gets tagged. 0.96

01:56:39.000 Everybody gets tagged. 1.00

01:56:40.000 This is a brutal goddamn sport. 1.00

01:56:42.000 Yep, look at the blood on the fucking canvas. 1.00

01:56:44.000 Yeah, I mean, as good as he is, as good as Barboza is, he still... 0.99

01:56:47.000 That's the most messiest canvas I've seen in a while.

01:56:48.000 Yeah, that's messy. 1.00

01:56:49.000 Usually they clean that shit up for Fox. 1.00

01:56:51.000 They spray it. 0.99

01:56:52.000 One of Tony's best fights right there.

01:56:54.000 No, this is FS1. FS1 is not nearly the reach that Big Fox has.

01:56:54.000 This is Fox?

01:56:59.000 If that was Big Fox, they would torture us, man. 0.98

01:57:02.000 It's one of the reasons why I hated doing Big Fox is because they would get out there with spray paint, and they would spray paint the fucking color on the octagon all over that gray area. 0.98

01:57:11.000 Non-toxic, I'm sure. 0.98

01:57:12.000 Oh, it's brutal.

01:57:13.000 It would blow right over to your face. 1.00

01:57:14.000 You knew you were breathing in some horrible shit. 1.00

01:57:16.000 Jesus. 1.00

01:57:17.000 They're actually using real spray paint?

01:57:20.000 Yes!

01:57:21.000 It's totally illegal, I guarantee you. 0.99

01:57:23.000 It's some shit that they would do if they were, like, working on a car somewhere. 0.99

01:57:26.000 God, man. 1.00

01:57:26.000 You know? 1.00

01:57:27.000 It's terrible.

01:57:28.000 Just straight primer? 0.98

01:57:29.000 I don't know who authorized it, I don't know why they were allowed to do it, but we would be sitting there, cage-side, and toxic fucking fumes from spray paint were being blasted all over that canvas, and we would all cough. 0.97

01:57:41.000 Is it because they just don't want the blood? 0.98

01:57:42.000 Yes!

01:57:43.000 They just didn't want to see the blood.

01:57:44.000 Because they think people are like, oh my god.

01:57:46.000 People on Big Fox.

01:57:47.000 They didn't want to admit what they're selling. 0.99

01:57:48.000 Oh god damn it. 0.99

01:57:49.000 It's a bloody sport. 1.00

01:57:50.000 So you would be sitting there doing commentary and you'd be coughing.

01:57:54.000 You'd have to like pull your shirt up above your face like this. 0.99

01:57:57.000 Like, fucking hey man. 0.99

01:57:58.000 And the guys who were doing the sound were like, this is fucking brutal. 1.00

01:58:01.000 I can't believe they're doing this. 1.00

01:58:02.000 That sucks. 0.99

01:58:03.000 Dude, these guys are just coming at... 1.00

01:58:05.000 This is fucking... 1.00

01:58:07.000 Darius is like... 1.00

01:58:08.000 There you go. 0.99

01:58:09.000 Damn, he's good. 1.00

01:58:09.000 There you go. 1.00

01:58:10.000 Damn, Darius looks real smooth on his feet. 0.99

01:58:14.000 The thing about Barboza, though, you gotta always wonder. 0.99

01:58:18.000 You gotta always wonder when he's gonna uncork something on you.

01:58:23.000 He's got such good footwork, too, man.

01:58:25.000 That's that Mark Henry, man.

01:58:25.000 Yeah, he does.

01:58:27.000 Because he wasn't always like this. 0.99

01:58:29.000 Damn. 0.99

01:58:30.000 He used to be a little more stagnant. 1.00

01:58:30.000 Damn. 1.00

01:58:33.000 Oh my god! 1.00

01:58:35.000 Jesus Christ!

01:58:37.000 Oh my god!

01:58:38.000 Oh my god!

01:58:39.000 Like you just said.

01:58:40.000 Like you just said. 1.00

01:58:42.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:58:43.000 Like you just fucking said. 1.00

01:58:44.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:58:45.000 Is that Mario Yamasaki, the ref? 1.00

01:58:47.000 Do you see him come fucking Brock Lesnar bulldogging in? 0.99

01:58:51.000 Oh my god. 0.99

01:58:52.000 Hey man.

01:58:52.000 Good for Yamasaki.

01:58:54.000 Because he didn't want to get him.

01:58:54.000 Good.

01:58:55.000 What timing on that knee.

01:58:57.000 That's Mark Henry right there. 1.00

01:58:57.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:58:59.000 Are you kidding? 1.00

01:58:59.000 Powerful Mark Henry. 1.00

01:59:00.000 Good lord.

01:59:01.000 Almeida, Thomas Almeida. 0.99

01:59:03.000 Oh, I can't wait to see this replay with the fucking timing on that knee. 0.99

01:59:03.000 Yep. 0.99

01:59:03.000 Nice. 0.99

01:59:07.000 It was insane. 0.99

01:59:08.000 I want to know what the fuck Mario runs in the 40. Did you see how fast that was? 0.99

01:59:12.000 Wait till you see this.

01:59:13.000 I've never seen a ref react that way, ever.

01:59:16.000 Man, oh man. 0.99

01:59:17.000 That was ridiculous. 0.98

01:59:19.000 What was it, a left knee? 0.95

01:59:19.000 Here it is. 0.95

01:59:20.000 Jumping knee?

01:59:21.000 I don't even remember.

01:59:22.000 Look at this.

01:59:23.000 Off a jab!

01:59:24.000 Off a jab!

01:59:25.000 Off a jab!

01:59:26.000 It looked like he was going to...

01:59:28.000 Look at him!

01:59:29.000 Boom! 0.99

01:59:31.000 And cluck! 1.00

01:59:33.000 Good for that ref.

01:59:34.000 That's great job on that ref.

01:59:35.000 Boom! 1.00

01:59:35.000 That blowout fucking... 1.00

01:59:37.000 That wasn't Yamazaki, was it? 1.00

01:59:38.000 I can't tell.

01:59:39.000 Yeah, it's Mario.

01:59:40.000 He's got to make up for that Derek Lewis.

01:59:42.000 No, that's not Mario. 0.99

01:59:43.000 Some other Asian fella can fucking body-diver. 1.00

01:59:46.000 That may be the best referee ever. 0.99

01:59:47.000 That's a guy I haven't seen.

01:59:49.000 We'll see the referee when we see them get their hands raised.

01:59:52.000 He almost blew out Barbosa's knee. 0.75

01:59:53.000 Hey, Spaz, relax.

01:59:55.000 Nah, he was good.

01:59:56.000 He was good, though.

01:59:57.000 He wanted to save Darius.

01:59:58.000 That's a good referee.

01:59:59.000 So it wasn't Mario Yamasaki.

02:00:00.000 Who was the referee?

02:00:01.000 No, look at that guy.

02:00:02.000 I don't know that guy.

02:00:03.000 Oh, his last name's Maya.

02:00:04.000 Oh, you did a good job.

02:00:06.000 Awesome job.

02:00:07.000 Dude, is Damian Maia's brother?

02:00:09.000 I don't know, but they're both in Brazil.

02:00:11.000 Is there a lot of Maia's in Brazil?

02:00:12.000 It's probably his brother.

02:00:14.000 Good chance.

02:00:15.000 Remember when Rich Franklin's brother used to referee?

02:00:18.000 You look at him and you're like, hey man, where did I know you from?

02:00:21.000 Yeah, I know you're from somewhere.

02:00:23.000 Where did I know you from, man?

02:00:25.000 Rich Franklin, let's think about him the other day.

02:00:27.000 I was watching a replay of him versus Anderson in Cincinnati.

02:00:30.000 He was such a fun fighter.

02:00:31.000 Remember he was a math teacher?

02:00:32.000 Looked like Ace Ventura?

02:00:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:00:34.000 That's his whole spiel.

02:00:35.000 Handsome Ace Ventura, big. 0.99

02:00:36.000 He's a tough motherfucker and one of the first guys to come in in insane, insane shape. 0.99

02:00:40.000 Insane shape. 0.99

02:00:41.000 He had a real weird workout, though.

02:00:43.000 Like, today it would be kind of frowned upon, a lot of the exercises he was doing.

02:00:47.000 Because he was doing a lot of, like, isolation exercises and really super high repetitions.

02:00:51.000 You know, you remember?

02:00:52.000 He was doing, like, machines.

02:00:53.000 Like, isolation machines. 0.99

02:00:54.000 That shit worked, though. 1.00

02:00:55.000 For him. 1.00

02:00:56.000 For him, it worked.

02:00:56.000 Until Andrew Silva came along.

02:00:58.000 Yeah, well...

02:00:58.000 It's a cool story, bro.

02:00:59.000 Check out these knees. 1.00

02:01:00.000 Remember that?

02:01:01.000 Yeah.

02:01:01.000 Oh, you're doing what?

02:01:02.000 Let me go and get this plum real quick and knee your nose off. 1.00

02:01:05.000 How about that? 0.76

02:01:06.000 Look at this.

02:01:07.000 Look at this card.

02:01:08.000 Weidman vs.

02:01:09.000 Mousasi, April 8th.

02:01:10.000 Did you see the poster?

02:01:11.000 DC was so pissed.

02:01:12.000 I know. 1.00

02:01:13.000 He goes, what the fuck is this? 1.00

02:01:14.000 He should be. 1.00

02:01:14.000 Why? 1.00

02:01:15.000 Because Rumble's like 80 times bigger than him.

02:01:17.000 Rumble looks like King Kong sitting over and he's the little poor white girl. 0.96

02:01:20.000 Yeah.

02:01:20.000 It's very strange.

02:01:23.000 It is Kong.

02:01:24.000 Very strange.

02:01:26.000 Oh my god.

02:01:27.000 He's Kong looming in the background.

02:01:29.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

02:01:29.000 Like he beat him before some shit. 1.00

02:01:31.000 Like he didn't get choked the fuck out in the first match. 0.99

02:01:33.000 I know, right? 0.93

02:01:34.000 I don't know.

02:01:35.000 They look the same size.

02:01:36.000 No, no, that's not it.

02:01:36.000 Right there.

02:01:37.000 That's not it. 0.99

02:01:38.000 DC literally was like, what the fuck is this? 0.96

02:01:40.000 There's a poster that DC put on Instagram, Jamie. 0.98

02:01:42.000 See if you can find it.

02:01:43.000 Just calling him out like, who made this?

02:01:44.000 I'm the champ, for God's sakes.

02:01:47.000 Barboza with an insane knee. 1.00

02:01:49.000 Holy shit, that was good. 1.00

02:01:50.000 That ref, we need to check him for fucking supplements. 1.00

02:01:52.000 One more time. 1.00

02:01:54.000 I see some motion.

02:01:54.000 Let's see it here.

02:01:55.000 Dude, this is crazy, but off a fucking jab, man. 0.99

02:01:59.000 Like, come on. 1.00

02:02:00.000 It's perfect.

02:02:01.000 He didn't back up.

02:02:02.000 He just went, oh, okay, here you go.

02:02:04.000 For sure that's his brother.

02:02:06.000 They look very similar.

02:02:09.000 He looks super similar.

02:02:10.000 You can Google it. 1.00

02:02:11.000 You might be racist as fuck, though. 1.00

02:02:13.000 There might be a shitload of minds. 1.00

02:02:14.000 You know what's weird? 1.00

02:02:14.000 You can say it's racist, but that dude is white as fuck. 1.00

02:02:17.000 Yeah, he is. 1.00

02:02:19.000 There it is.

02:02:20.000 Look at the Cormier Johnson poster. 0.99

02:02:22.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:02:23.000 Well, that's crazy. 1.00

02:02:25.000 That's ridiculous. 0.99

02:02:26.000 Yeah, that is kind of crazy. 0.99

02:02:27.000 He's the champ, chipping the other way around?

02:02:30.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:02:30.000 That's ridiculous. 0.98

02:02:31.000 That's weird. 1.00

02:02:32.000 He's all red and shit. 1.00

02:02:34.000 Whoever did that should get fired. 1.00

02:02:36.000 That post is ridiculous. 0.97

02:02:38.000 It's because, you know, obviously Johnson's a knockout artist and he's winning, but DC's your champ, man, and he beat him before. 0.90

02:02:45.000 Johnson's looming over him, I guess?

02:02:47.000 At least not.

02:02:48.000 They fought before.

02:02:49.000 What is this?

02:02:50.000 Is this the same reason why the Ronda Rousey video was all Ronda and very little about Amanda Nunes?

02:02:55.000 It's different because neither one of them is a draw.

02:02:58.000 Oh, you don't think people want to see Rumble fight?

02:03:00.000 I do, but just a Rumble fight is not a big draw.

02:03:04.000 I mean, you do.

02:03:05.000 I love Rumble.

02:03:06.000 I'm not complaining about Rumble Johnson.

02:03:08.000 But a Rumble fight for the title is different than anybody else fighting for the title.

02:03:11.000 The numbers would be on my side on this argument, Joe.

02:03:14.000 Not an argument.

02:03:15.000 I'm just saying he doesn't pull in huge numbers pay-per-view.

02:03:18.000 No, I think you're probably right, but I think he has the potential to be a massive star, and that's what they're seeing.

02:03:22.000 With his knockout power?

02:03:23.000 Yeah, the way he puts guys to sleep.

02:03:25.000 I think Rumble Johnson, Jon Jones sells more than Rumble Johnson, Daniel Cormier.

02:03:30.000 Well, they already fought and beat him.

02:03:32.000 Yeah, I think you're right. 1.00

02:03:33.000 Look at his timing on his fucking knee. 1.00

02:03:36.000 Boom! 1.00

02:03:38.000 Oh my god.

02:03:39.000 I mean, that's about as perfect a knee as anybody's ever thrown in life.

02:03:43.000 That's incredible. 0.90

02:03:44.000 Ridiculous timing.

02:03:45.000 He wasn't winning that fight before that. 0.87

02:03:47.000 Crazy fight.

02:03:48.000 Oh, well, I didn't have a card.

02:03:48.000 Not on my card.

02:03:50.000 Yeah, I'm right here.

02:03:50.000 Do you have a card?

02:03:51.000 Here we go.

02:03:52.000 And that ref MVP of the night. 0.99

02:03:55.000 Damn, Edson Barboza's a beast. 0.99

02:03:57.000 Number five, just beat Darius, knocked him out. 0.99

02:03:59.000 He's the fun one coming up.

02:04:01.000 What a crazy division that 155 is.

02:04:03.000 It's just a boiling pot.

02:04:05.000 Murder's hero. 1.00

02:04:06.000 You better do shit together. 1.00

02:04:07.000 Oh yeah, you have to be able to do everything. 0.99

02:04:09.000 Because even this guy gets outworked by people.

02:04:11.000 Yeah, man.

02:04:12.000 He's lost some big fights.

02:04:13.000 And how about Pettis? 1.00

02:04:14.000 Pettis now has to come back to this shit. 1.00

02:04:15.000 Enjoy that, Pettis. 1.00

02:04:16.000 Yeah, I mean, what does he do?

02:04:18.000 But 55 is for him.

02:04:19.000 But he didn't really have that bad of a run at 55. Lost a couple decisions.

02:04:23.000 Oh, listen.

02:04:24.000 When he was on top at 55, when he knocked out Cowboy Cerrone with that body kick.

02:04:27.000 Oh, my God.

02:04:28.000 When he knocked out Joe Lozon.

02:04:29.000 When he tapped out Benson Henderson.

02:04:32.000 And Benson Henderson to win the title.

02:04:33.000 He can still do work.

02:04:35.000 He's still a top 10 guy.

02:04:36.000 He's a beast.

02:04:36.000 Hell of an athlete.

02:04:37.000 And he's still fairly young.

02:04:38.000 I feel like with a guy like that, it's almost like he has to take some time and get his body to the perfect weight and strength to compete at 155. This is the other thing, Joe.

02:04:50.000 Where's he at mentally?

02:04:51.000 He's been to the top of Everest.

02:04:53.000 He's put the flag in there.

02:04:54.000 You know what it takes to get there.

02:04:56.000 Do you still want to do that?

02:04:57.000 You've been through all this.

02:04:58.000 Do you really want to restart from the bottom and go up?

02:05:01.000 You know what it's like up there.

02:05:02.000 Is it any different?

02:05:03.000 Yeah, and you're dealing with all the issues.

02:05:06.000 It's probably worse now.

02:05:06.000 Physical issues.

02:05:07.000 Yes. 1.00

02:05:08.000 This DC Rumble fucking promo. 1.00

02:05:11.000 Dum-dum-dum. 1.00

02:05:15.000 That's gonna be a fun fight, man.

02:05:17.000 Dude, I like Weidman Mousasi on that, too.

02:05:19.000 Yeah, that's a very fun fight.

02:05:21.000 I like that fight a lot.

02:05:22.000 Dude, the Dallas card is stacked!

02:05:28.000 Katrina's real good on that one. 1.00

02:05:30.000 Yeah.

02:05:30.000 Who?

02:05:31.000 I don't know where to start.

02:05:33.000 I mean, can you bring that up?

02:05:35.000 Just look at it.

02:05:35.000 There's so many, Eddie.

02:05:36.000 My mind's going...

02:05:38.000 Well, it's a heavyweight title, right?

02:05:39.000 It's Junior Dos Santos versus Stipe Miocic. 0.99

02:05:41.000 Yeah, Joanna Jacek on that bitch. 1.00

02:05:45.000 And she's fighting... 1.00

02:05:46.000 Here, go high on that.

02:05:48.000 She's fighting Jessica Andrade. 1.00

02:05:51.000 Yeah, man.

02:05:52.000 Oh, Eddie Alvarez, Poirier.

02:05:54.000 Yeah.

02:05:55.000 What is this?

02:05:56.000 Benitez, Barzola.

02:05:58.000 Gabriel Benitez and Enrique Barzola.

02:06:01.000 That's interesting that that's on the main card.

02:06:03.000 I don't think that...

02:06:04.000 Does that...

02:06:06.000 It's not set yet.

02:06:07.000 They'll just toss them up there. 1.00

02:06:08.000 Because Frank Yager vs.

02:06:09.000 Yair Rodriguez is a burner.

02:06:11.000 Oh my goodness.

02:06:12.000 I think it's too much for Yair.

02:06:15.000 You think it's too much for Yair?

02:06:16.000 This soon.

02:06:17.000 He just murked B.J. Penn.

02:06:19.000 Henry Cejudo versus Sergio Pettis. 1.00

02:06:21.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:06:22.000 I know. 1.00

02:06:22.000 Damn, Sergio Pettis got some serious abs. 1.00

02:06:24.000 Back up real quick. 0.99

02:06:25.000 Yeah, he does. 0.99

02:06:26.000 But what in the fuck, Sergio? 0.99

02:06:27.000 Someone called the golden snitch. 1.00

02:06:28.000 Jesus Christ.

02:06:29.000 He's not passing the sniff test.

02:06:31.000 The snitch test, the golden snitch test, you ain't passing, son.

02:06:31.000 Nope.

02:06:34.000 Too shredded. 1.00

02:06:35.000 Wow, what a fucking card. 1.00

02:06:37.000 Look at that card. 1.00

02:06:37.000 Sergio Pettis is quietly becoming, you know, a real badass in that division. 1.00

02:06:41.000 The real fight on the card that I'm interested in the most, honestly, is Frankie Edgar versus Yair Rodriguez.

02:06:46.000 I'm looking forward to that.

02:06:47.000 Dude, over Damian Maia Masvidal?

02:06:49.000 As much as anything.

02:06:50.000 When are that's going sizzler? 0.98

02:06:51.000 Yeah, but dude, Yair Rodriguez is doing some crazy street fighter shit in there. 0.97

02:06:56.000 I want to see it. 0.96

02:06:56.000 To BJ Penn? 0.96

02:06:57.000 I want to see what he can do to Frankie.

02:06:59.000 If he can land a 360 roundhouse kick on Frankie Edgar, we got a party going on here. 0.98

02:07:03.000 See, I don't like that fight, son.

02:07:04.000 The party's with Stipe Dos Santos.

02:07:06.000 That's the party, too, right?

02:07:07.000 That's the party that did that. 0.99

02:07:09.000 And it was a close fucking fight. 0.99

02:07:10.000 When is this? 0.99

02:07:11.000 Man, those faces change.

02:07:13.000 May 13th.

02:07:14.000 Oh, that's a while.

02:07:15.000 Yeah, when you get punched, it changes.

02:07:17.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:07:18.000 When Cain Velasquez fucking tenderizes your face for 10 rounds. 0.99

02:07:21.000 Gee whiz, he looks more and more evil. 1.00

02:07:22.000 He looks like he's the guy, one of the demons.

02:07:24.000 Couldn't get any nicer than that guy.

02:07:27.000 Might be the most friendliest guy in the world. 0.99

02:07:30.000 Steve is a good dude, too, but that's a great fucking fight. 0.98

02:07:32.000 Oh, yeah. 0.97

02:07:34.000 They're trying to do Eddie Alvarez versus Ferguson.

02:07:37.000 Ferguson's like, nah, man, I'm waiting for this.

02:07:40.000 Title shot, huh, Eddie?

02:07:41.000 Dude, look at Shogun.

02:07:42.000 The mid-work looks kind of strange, no?

02:07:44.000 Yeah, it does.

02:07:45.000 Yeah, it looks real slow.

02:07:46.000 They're doing it for the cameras, fellas.

02:07:47.000 They're warming up, you know?

02:07:48.000 But they might have already warmed up, and when they come in, they go, hey, we're going to get you now on film, and you're almost cold.

02:07:54.000 You stand up, and this isn't real.

02:07:56.000 That guy to the right has been... 0.99

02:07:59.000 Plus, you don't want to show too much shit. 0.99

02:08:01.000 That's a crazy fight, though. 0.99

02:08:03.000 Shogun has been in so many wars.

02:08:05.000 You're always like, how many more wars can that guy be in?

02:08:09.000 Wait, what's this movie? 0.99

02:08:12.000 Scarlett Johansson's kicking ass again. 1.00

02:08:15.000 Dude, she's bodied up. 1.00

02:08:16.000 She's just constantly kicking ass. 1.00

02:08:17.000 She's super bodied up. 1.00

02:08:19.000 Yep, she got them robot tit hairs. 1.00

02:08:21.000 Hey guys, seriously, don't be misogynist.

02:08:23.000 It's Women's Month.

02:08:24.000 Is it still Women's Month? 0.99

02:08:25.000 I have to check you.

02:08:26.000 What is misogyny?

02:08:27.000 Does that mean you hate women?

02:08:29.000 Just because you say she has a nice body does not mean you're a misogynist.

02:08:33.000 No, if she went, man, you have some nice... 0.99

02:08:35.000 But if you say she's got some nice titties, that's being real. 0.98

02:08:40.000 That's kind of the problem with the way the left brands any kind of, like the narrative of feminism, like women are victims, men are oppressors and toxic and predators. 0.97

02:08:52.000 And you can't have a discussion from that.

02:08:54.000 It's like, just because I think a woman's beautiful and I compliment her or she turns me on, doesn't mean I want to oppress her. 0.98

02:09:00.000 It just means I want to have sex with her. 0.98

02:09:02.000 I feel like we turned a corner on that. 0.98

02:09:04.000 I feel like we're turning a corner on that.

02:09:06.000 Yeah, but I think that they're being critiqued on a level that they've never really been critiqued at before.

02:09:06.000 Not in academia, we haven't.

02:09:12.000 Good, good.

02:09:12.000 I'm glad to hear that.

02:09:13.000 Don't you think?

02:09:14.000 I mean, with the kind of scrutiny that they receive online?

02:09:17.000 The problem is I think most of us are living in our own echo chambers.

02:09:17.000 I do.

02:09:20.000 I think the biggest problem with online stuff is that most of us are able to create our own echo chambers.

02:09:26.000 And so there isn't enough exchange of ideas.

02:09:28.000 And I think we all need to kind of open up and...

02:09:32.000 I think you should listen to the people you disagree with as much as you possibly can to see what you don't like about them and what they're really saying.

02:09:40.000 If you rely on just the media, what they're going to do is they're going to highlight four sentences that you said over and over.

02:09:47.000 And the biggest problem we have is you can say one sentence and people brand this very complex human being who's always changing day to day, and they'll brand you with a label.

02:09:56.000 You're a sexist. 0.99

02:09:57.000 You're a racist. 1.00

02:09:58.000 Well, human beings are very different. 0.75

02:10:00.000 I'm very different day to day, depending on my mood. 0.99

02:10:02.000 I say some fucked up shit, then I say some really nice things. 0.98

02:10:05.000 And depending on how I feel, but I know who I am. 1.00

02:10:07.000 Yeah, defining people through a few tweets or a blog article or something like that, and you're talking about a human's entire life, it's ridiculous. 0.81

02:10:14.000 It doesn't help.

02:10:15.000 It doesn't move ideas forward.

02:10:16.000 Well, it's also the reality of censorship.

02:10:19.000 I mean, you're attempting to, instead of debate people on their ideas and offer superior ideas, and put your ideas to the test, instead of doing that, they want to silence speech.

02:10:29.000 So they want to stop people like Jordan Peterson.

02:10:32.000 There's a university that just called him transphobic, and they're trying to get him kicked off of...

02:10:37.000 There you go.

02:10:38.000 Of course they are.

02:10:39.000 I think it was in...

02:10:40.000 I want to say it was in Dublin.

02:10:41.000 Charles Murray was not allowed to speak at a university.

02:10:44.000 Well, a lot of people have not been allowed to speak recently.

02:10:47.000 And in these leftist universities, they won't even let you speak because you have a different idea.

02:10:50.000 Because you might have an idea that grates against the common orthodoxy.

02:10:54.000 Yeah, and Jordan Peterson, by the way, is anything but transphobic.

02:10:58.000 He's absolutely not.

02:10:59.000 And the only thing that he said is he doesn't want to use a bunch of made-up gender stereotypes.

02:11:03.000 Either do I. Or gender pronouns, rather.

02:11:05.000 Or how about the fact that I have to give you verbal consent in bed so you're getting into my bedroom telling me how to speak?

02:11:11.000 I don't think we've seen anything like this, and that's the problem.

02:11:16.000 It has to be fought against.

02:11:17.000 It's just because it's a form of tyranny.

02:11:19.000 And by the way, again, the reason a lot of the liberal press has lost their credibility is because they harp on...

02:11:28.000 Think about even with Trump, who I'm not a fan of.

02:11:31.000 They brand him all these things where it's kind of, what are we supposed to do when you call somebody that?

02:11:38.000 Is it over now?

02:11:39.000 Are we just done with that person?

02:11:40.000 Or is there a smarter way to break somebody down?

02:11:45.000 I don't know, man.

02:11:47.000 Especially the left.

02:11:48.000 I love how the left tries to...

02:11:50.000 Speaking of like, if you dislike Trump, the way I would fight Trump is I would do this.

02:11:55.000 I would go, he's not a Democrat.

02:11:56.000 He's not a Republican.

02:11:58.000 He's not even an American. 0.96

02:12:00.000 He's a Trumpist.

02:12:01.000 He's a monarch.

02:12:02.000 That's how you get the Second Amendment guys on your side.

02:12:04.000 If you're a liberal and you want...

02:12:06.000 To get the other people on your side.

02:12:07.000 It doesn't work that way.

02:12:08.000 You're not going to get the Second Amendment guys if he supports them.

02:12:11.000 If you frame it the right way.

02:12:13.000 The left doesn't support Second Amendment rights.

02:12:13.000 But the left doesn't.

02:12:15.000 So if he does, he gets them.

02:12:17.000 I mean, it's really that simple.

02:12:18.000 Or you frame the debate a different way, right?

02:12:21.000 So be more fair about, be more specific and detailed on how you criticize somebody.

02:12:27.000 Forget Trump.

02:12:28.000 Anybody.

02:12:29.000 Know what you don't like about that person. 1.00

02:12:32.000 Because there's a lot to like about a lot of people, even if they're assholes, I think. 0.97

02:12:36.000 I mean, people are complicated, right? 0.95

02:12:39.000 We all have friends, and all of us have friends we love, and they have aspects of their personality we don't necessarily like day-to-day, right? 1.00

02:12:45.000 Sometimes they're idiots in certain ways. 0.99

02:12:47.000 But we forgive them because we know that... 1.00

02:12:49.000 You're talking about yourself now?

02:12:50.000 I'm talking about people.

02:12:51.000 You're weirding me out.

02:12:54.000 We need a moment of silence when Shogun walks out.

02:12:57.000 It might be the last time we see him, right?

02:12:59.000 Yeah, man.

02:13:00.000 You never know.

02:13:01.000 I mean, how many more years can that guy go out?

02:13:03.000 Mount Rushmore? 1.00

02:13:04.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

02:13:06.000 I have about 40 guys on my Mount Rushmore. 1.00

02:13:08.000 Mount Rushmore has to be big as fuck. 1.00

02:13:10.000 Yeah, don't give me four or five. 0.99

02:13:11.000 Well, first of all, you have to have Hoist Gracie. 0.99

02:13:13.000 Horace Gracie's on Mount Rushmore, period.

02:13:15.000 Right?

02:13:16.000 He was the original guy that set it all off, whether or not...

02:13:19.000 I mean, he's still got big numbers with that Ken Shamrock fight, right?

02:13:21.000 Didn't he get crazy numbers?

02:13:21.000 Crazy.

02:13:22.000 Huge numbers.

02:13:23.000 Ken Shamrock's on that.

02:13:23.000 Millions people plus.

02:13:24.000 Right?

02:13:25.000 Yeah, he's got to be on that.

02:13:26.000 But that's kind of like the way Babe Ruth would be on Mount Rushmore because he's one of the first, right?

02:13:31.000 Babe Ruth makes it.

02:13:32.000 Yeah.

02:13:33.000 But his numbers started it.

02:13:34.000 Pioneers.

02:13:35.000 Yeah, but Babe Ruth and Horace Gracie, they did work.

02:13:38.000 They just didn't start it. 0.98

02:13:39.000 Like, they did fucking work, too. 0.99

02:13:40.000 Right, right. 1.00

02:13:41.000 Like, Babe Ruth's numbers are legit as shit. 1.00

02:13:43.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:13:44.000 Hoyce Gracie did something spectacular. 0.94

02:13:46.000 He introduced the idea that a smaller man could beat a bigger man in a real-life fight and with techniques that you've never seen before.

02:13:51.000 In a 16-man tournament.

02:13:52.000 Yeah.

02:13:53.000 Yes.

02:13:53.000 Nobody saw triangles before.

02:13:56.000 When Hoyce Gracie tapped out Dan Severin, no one even knew what the fuck he was doing. 0.57

02:13:56.000 16-man tournament. 0.57

02:14:00.000 And then when you try to bring it back, like in 1993, try going to your local jiu-jitsu school.

02:14:06.000 Tell them to teach you that.

02:14:07.000 Like, oh, that's advanced. 0.99

02:14:08.000 They were not teaching people triangles because they thought that shit was advanced. 1.00

02:14:12.000 Nuts. 0.98

02:14:13.000 I know a dude who went to a certain jiu-jitsu school right afterwards, and they told him, we can't teach you triangles yet.

02:14:13.000 I know a dude.

02:14:20.000 You're not ready for that yet.

02:14:21.000 That's advanced techniques. 0.99

02:14:23.000 They were holding shit back from people. 0.99

02:14:25.000 Fedor's on that Mount Rushmore for sure. 0.99

02:14:28.000 100% Fedor's on there.

02:14:29.000 And then current guys, I'd say Kane.

02:14:31.000 How many guys can you have on Rushmore?

02:14:33.000 Oh, there's too many.

02:14:34.000 Mount Rushmore has got to be a new thing.

02:14:36.000 If you had to have four, four.

02:14:38.000 You can't have four.

02:14:40.000 Anderson Silva, GSP. We know that, right?

02:14:43.000 How did they decide who was going to be on Rushmore?

02:14:44.000 Anderson Silva, GSP, 100%.

02:14:46.000 How did they decide?

02:14:48.000 Good question.

02:14:49.000 Do you know Eddie?

02:14:50.000 I have no idea.

02:14:51.000 You have to say, who are the guys that have stayed at the top for a long time?

02:14:54.000 Anderson Silva, GSP. And finished dudes.

02:14:57.000 Well, yeah, but then what about Matt Hughes?

02:14:59.000 Matt Hughes finished GSP in a title fight.

02:15:03.000 How long was Matt Hughes on top?

02:15:04.000 A while, right?

02:15:05.000 He was on top for quite a while.

02:15:07.000 He's another real pioneer that changed the game in a lot of ways because he introduced the idea that high-level wrestling plus submissions.

02:15:13.000 Like when he hit that far side arm bar on GSP, GSP went for a Kimura and he didn't secure the legs and Matt Hughes spun around on that far side arm bar and locked it in.

02:15:22.000 It was beautiful.

02:15:23.000 And then what about Uriah Faber, what he did for the little guys?

02:15:26.000 Uriah Faber, you got it.

02:15:28.000 No, no, no, but hold on.

02:15:29.000 What about Frank Mayer?

02:15:29.000 The problem with Uriah Faber is he never won a UFC title.

02:15:32.000 And I think if you're talking about a UFC Hall of Fame, BJ Penn.

02:15:34.000 In his prime note, he won a WC. How about BJ Penn?

02:15:37.000 He did.

02:15:38.000 BJ Penn's got to be in there.

02:15:39.000 There can't be four.

02:15:40.000 It can't be four.

02:15:41.000 There's 150 people.

02:15:42.000 You can't be four.

02:15:43.000 I don't know how you choose.

02:15:44.000 Yeah, you got to choose four.

02:15:46.000 It stresses me out.

02:15:47.000 I can't.

02:15:47.000 I get stressed out.

02:15:48.000 Hold on, hold on.

02:15:49.000 Hold on.

02:15:49.000 I don't want to do it.

02:15:50.000 Is there a heavyweight in there?

02:15:51.000 What heavyweight do you choose?

02:15:52.000 It'd be probably Fedor, Kane, or Verdun.

02:15:54.000 There's an argument for Verdun.

02:15:55.000 No, not Verdun.

02:15:57.000 How dare you.

02:15:57.000 Noguera.

02:15:58.000 Noguera might be up there, but...

02:16:00.000 Yeah, Noguera might be up there.

02:16:02.000 I think Fedor, right?

02:16:04.000 Over dominance for a long period of time.

02:16:05.000 What about Dominic Cruz?

02:16:07.000 Knocking dudes out.

02:16:08.000 Yeah, he only lost twice.

02:16:08.000 Amazing.

02:16:10.000 Once by choke and once by decision.

02:16:12.000 You know, lost by choke.

02:16:13.000 Long ass time ago at 145 against Faber.

02:16:13.000 He's amazing.

02:16:15.000 Okay, what about Jon Jones?

02:16:17.000 You can't have four.

02:16:17.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:16:19.000 He's never lost.

02:16:20.000 Jon Jones never lost. 0.99

02:16:20.000 He lost by whooping a dude's ass and got disqualified. 0.99

02:16:23.000 How long had that been? 1.00

02:16:23.000 Because of a stupid rule. 1.00

02:16:24.000 Hoist, Anderson Silva, Conor McGregor. 1.00

02:16:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:16:30.000 You're talking about game changers who changed the game?

02:16:33.000 No, you have to look at a couple things.

02:16:34.000 Longevity, like how long were they on top?

02:16:36.000 That's got to take place, right?

02:16:37.000 Let's talk about criteria for it.

02:16:39.000 How long have you been on top?

02:16:41.000 How did you finish, dudes?

02:16:43.000 How many finishes?

02:16:45.000 That's got to play a factor.

02:16:46.000 What do you mean, how long you were in the top five or champ?

02:16:49.000 No, how long were you champ?

02:16:50.000 How long did you hold the belt?

02:16:52.000 That's got to play a factor.

02:16:54.000 How did you do it?

02:16:54.000 Yeah, that's a big factor.

02:16:56.000 Did you finish?

02:16:57.000 How many people did you actually finish?

02:16:58.000 Well, it's the caliber of your competition, too.

02:17:00.000 Sometimes guys get dominant, and they're in a slump in the division.

02:17:03.000 Like when Mike Tyson came along and was murking everybody, and there was Tony Tubbs.

02:17:07.000 Yeah, he's like the best of all time.

02:17:09.000 Fighting Bruce Seldon.

02:17:11.000 Mike Tyson's on my Mount Rushmore for that reason.

02:17:13.000 He's on my Mount Rushmore, too.

02:17:15.000 GSP fought everybody and stayed on top forever.

02:17:15.000 I got it.

02:17:18.000 Hoist.

02:17:19.000 Hoist.

02:17:20.000 BJ, Jon Jones, Anderson Silva.

02:17:23.000 GSP! What about Demetrius?

02:17:25.000 What about Fedor?

02:17:26.000 What about Mighty Mouse and Fedor?

02:17:28.000 Not Jon Jones.

02:17:29.000 Well, see, Jon Jones has never lost, though.

02:17:33.000 All those other guys have lost.

02:17:34.000 Amazing guys.

02:17:34.000 And he was the youngest champ.

02:17:36.000 How long was he up on top for?

02:17:38.000 Two years?

02:17:38.000 No longer than that.

02:17:39.000 No, he's been on longer than that.

02:17:40.000 I don't know.

02:17:41.000 He beat Shogun when he was 23, man.

02:17:46.000 He's 30 now. 1.00

02:17:48.000 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 1.00

02:17:50.000 Seven years, B. He wasn't on top of seven years. 1.00

02:17:53.000 He's on top right now.

02:17:53.000 Oh, wait a minute.

02:17:54.000 I'm sorry, excuse me.

02:17:55.000 How about Jose Aldo?

02:17:56.000 He's ahead of John Jones, isn't he?

02:17:57.000 Yeah, but he got knocked out by Conor McGregor.

02:17:59.000 Okay, he lost.

02:18:00.000 After nine years?

02:18:01.000 Yeah, but there's a reality of like, you gotta look at someone based on the overall performance of their career.

02:18:08.000 He held the belt way longer.

02:18:09.000 No, look, he's phenomenal.

02:18:10.000 Like three years.

02:18:11.000 But the big fight, the big fight that he had...

02:18:14.000 Against Conor McGregor.

02:18:15.000 He got murked in 14 seconds.

02:18:17.000 John Jones never won.

02:18:19.000 That's huge!

02:18:20.000 What about Hoyce and Matt Hughes, though?

02:18:21.000 Matt Hughes went through Hoyce.

02:18:22.000 Oh, he went through him like a hot knife through butter.

02:18:24.000 That was an old Hoyce. 1.00

02:18:26.000 That was not prime.

02:18:27.000 That was dad bod Hoyce.

02:18:28.000 This is what it is. 1.00

02:18:29.000 You fucking people. 1.00

02:18:31.000 Fedor, Anderson Silva. 1.00

02:18:32.000 No, not Mark Coleman.

02:18:33.000 That's it. 0.99

02:18:34.000 Mark Coleman, he changed a lot of shit too. 0.98

02:18:36.000 He's the one who brought wrestlers to prominence. 0.99

02:18:40.000 I know.

02:18:40.000 He won a UFC belt and a Pride belt.

02:18:42.000 It's true.

02:18:42.000 I know.

02:18:43.000 Where's Dan Henderson on that bitch? 1.00

02:18:44.000 That's a good question. 1.00

02:18:46.000 Longevity, but not...

02:18:47.000 Two-time division champion.

02:18:48.000 It's simultaneously in Pride.

02:18:50.000 Never UFC, though.

02:18:51.000 Pride, UFC. Strikeforce championship.

02:18:53.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:18:54.000 Fuck everyone. 1.00

02:18:55.000 Awesome. 1.00

02:18:55.000 Amazing. 1.00

02:18:56.000 You could argue that he might have won that decision against Bisping.

02:18:59.000 He was anywhere other than England. 0.85

02:19:00.000 A lot of people have argued that.

02:19:02.000 I understand, but I'm talking about people who held the belt.

02:19:04.000 You have to use belt holders for the longest time, right?

02:19:06.000 No, but Dan was fighting in pride.

02:19:08.000 But Dan was fighting for the belt against Bisping.

02:19:10.000 I understand.

02:19:11.000 If he beats Bisping and wins the middleweight title, you've got to look at him as like, man, top five of all time.

02:19:17.000 He's still top five.

02:19:18.000 He still is.

02:19:19.000 As far as the three...

02:19:20.000 Well, not top five, but who knows what the number is.

02:19:22.000 There's too many great guys.

02:19:23.000 There's too many.

02:19:23.000 Oh, these guys are throwing hard right away.

02:19:26.000 Both these boys are bangers.

02:19:27.000 Flat-footed right in front of this kid.

02:19:29.000 The three most dominant winners.

02:19:31.000 Of the three guys...

02:19:31.000 He's a tough dude, too, man.

02:19:33.000 And he's a big fucking guy. 1.00

02:19:35.000 Football player for a football player. 1.00

02:19:37.000 Big 205-er, man. 1.00

02:19:38.000 Big, strong motherfucker. 1.00

02:19:41.000 This is an interesting fight. 1.00

02:19:42.000 Where did he play football?

02:19:42.000 Did he play pro or did he play just college?

02:19:44.000 College.

02:19:45.000 Hofstra.

02:19:47.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:19:49.000 Shogun's always had a granite chin. 1.00

02:19:53.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:19:54.000 Oh, dropped him, son! 1.00

02:19:54.000 Oh, oh, [... 1.00

02:20:04.000 For sure.

02:20:06.000 How old is Rua now?

02:20:07.000 Shogun's got some weird thing going on with his right...

02:20:09.000 No, older than that, isn't he?

02:20:10.000 His right pec.

02:20:11.000 He's about 30, 32 at the moment.

02:20:13.000 I think he's 30. That young?

02:20:15.000 Yeah, Shogun.

02:20:16.000 Shogun is about 30. He's 35. Is he 35?

02:20:20.000 35. That's older than I thought.

02:20:23.000 Yeah, I thought he was 32. Those are powerful singers.

02:20:25.000 He wears the shortest shorts by far, if anyone.

02:20:27.000 This, actually.

02:20:28.000 Do you see how his right pec, he's got some weird thing going on, like where his pec connects over by his shoulder?

02:20:34.000 It's almost like something's torn there. 0.99

02:20:36.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:20:37.000 Oh, he got tuned up! 1.00

02:20:38.000 He looks softer than normal.

02:20:39.000 He got tuned up!

02:20:40.000 Vellante's closing it.

02:20:41.000 Oh, he's going for the knee!

02:20:42.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:20:45.000 He looks...

02:20:47.000 Volante using the jab very nicely.

02:20:49.000 He's never had a good body.

02:20:51.000 I know, I know.

02:20:52.000 But just a little softer in the middle. 0.91

02:20:53.000 Dude, for 35, he looks pretty fucking good right now. 0.85

02:20:56.000 He doesn't look bad. 0.97

02:20:57.000 Against a young...

02:20:58.000 He doesn't look bad, but this is a crazy way to fight.

02:21:01.000 This is a crazy way to fight.

02:21:02.000 That's Shogun though, isn't it?

02:21:03.000 I know, but...

02:21:04.000 In Brazil? 1.00

02:21:05.000 The fuck we expect? 1.00

02:21:06.000 Stand and bang over the top of the right hand. 1.00

02:21:10.000 Oh my god. 1.00

02:21:12.000 Fuck fighting Shogun in Brazil. 1.00

02:21:13.000 He's also, what, a two-fight win streak? 1.00

02:21:15.000 Three-fight?

02:21:16.000 I mean, he's ranked number six, man.

02:21:17.000 He's not like just some washed-up vet.

02:21:20.000 Vontae's doing a good job of keeping that left hand up high and avoiding that big overhand because he keeps coming over the top. 0.94

02:21:25.000 It's his jab, though.

02:21:26.000 He's getting countered over the top.

02:21:30.000 But Vontae's been doing a good job.

02:21:31.000 See that?

02:21:32.000 Blocking that.

02:21:33.000 When he sees it, boom.

02:21:35.000 Oh, there one goes through right there.

02:21:36.000 Yeah, he's getting countered.

02:21:37.000 That jab is coming over that jab.

02:21:43.000 They have abandoned kicks.

02:21:45.000 Abandoned kicks!

02:21:46.000 Abandoned kicks!

02:21:48.000 Or wrestling. 1.00

02:21:49.000 Just like, fuck it, let's just box each other in the face. 1.00

02:21:51.000 That's when you tell dudes have been dinged up. 1.00

02:21:54.000 And they get dinged up a little bit.

02:21:55.000 Oh, there you go.

02:21:56.000 Shogun threw, like, sort of a half-hearted inside leg kick. 0.99

02:22:00.000 And you know Vellante can fucking wrestle. 1.00

02:22:02.000 He takes dudes down. 0.99

02:22:03.000 He trains with Weidman.

02:22:05.000 But...

02:22:07.000 He's gonna take a big deep breath with two minutes to go.

02:22:09.000 This has been a high pace for 205. Yeah.

02:22:12.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:22:12.000 His jab is starting to bust Shogun up. 1.00

02:22:14.000 See his eye?

02:22:15.000 Yeah.

02:22:15.000 That right eye and the nose.

02:22:17.000 It's that jab, man. 1.00

02:22:18.000 Dude, does Shogun still fuck with that unibrow? 1.00

02:22:20.000 He still rolls with it? 1.00

02:22:21.000 You know what I mean?

02:22:22.000 Yeah, strong.

02:22:23.000 He's like Anthony Davis says it's my thing.

02:22:23.000 You don't need wax.

02:22:25.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:22:26.000 You don't want wax. 1.00

02:22:27.000 Oh! 0.60

02:22:29.000 Does Vlante train with Ray Longo?

02:22:32.000 Weidman, yes.

02:22:32.000 Okay.

02:22:33.000 He also trains with, who's that other guy, the kickboxing, Belmore kickboxing guy.

02:22:33.000 Weidman guy.

02:22:37.000 Oh! 0.60

02:22:38.000 Over the top of the right hand.

02:22:38.000 Oof.

02:22:40.000 Oof. 1.00

02:22:42.000 God damn. 1.00

02:22:43.000 Both of them got granted. 1.00

02:22:44.000 Remember that?

02:22:45.000 A GSP's kickboxing trainer.

02:22:48.000 Which one?

02:22:49.000 Oh, you're thinking of Phil Nurse.

02:22:51.000 Yeah, does he still in the mix?

02:22:53.000 I don't see him a lot anymore.

02:22:53.000 Yeah.

02:22:55.000 Because he was John's guy for a little bit, and then he was George's guy.

02:22:55.000 He's still trans guy.

02:22:58.000 I don't see him in the background anymore.

02:23:00.000 He definitely works with some guys.

02:23:03.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:23:04.000 He had the most beautiful gym I've ever seen.

02:23:07.000 The Watt in New York City? 0.97

02:23:08.000 Goddamn, it must have cost like $500 a month. 0.98

02:23:08.000 Yes. 0.98

02:23:10.000 At least.

02:23:11.000 How much does it cost to work out there, if you had to guess?

02:23:14.000 Everything is so expensive in New York City.

02:23:16.000 $100,000 a month.

02:23:19.000 Oh, he tagged Shogun!

02:23:21.000 Okay, find out, Jamie, what monthly rates are at The Watt in New York City.

02:23:21.000 Good guess.

02:23:27.000 It's W-A-T. It's all wood flooring and shit. 1.00

02:23:30.000 Is it? 0.99

02:23:30.000 I was like, what? 0.99

02:23:31.000 It's going on in the ring? 1.00

02:23:32.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:23:33.000 All wood flooring, huh? 1.00

02:23:34.000 Is it like real stylish in there?

02:23:36.000 Yeah, it's beautiful, man.

02:23:37.000 He was a great kickboxer, man. 1.00

02:23:39.000 Phil Nurse was a bad motherfucker. 0.99

02:23:40.000 And great coach, too. 1.00

02:23:40.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

02:23:42.000 Yeah.

02:23:42.000 But you better have money.

02:23:44.000 It's so expensive for rent there.

02:23:46.000 I mean, what is rent in New York City?

02:23:49.000 It's insane.

02:23:49.000 Especially where he's at.

02:23:51.000 Dude, I've talked to people that have a tiny-ass little apartment, and you talk to them, and you're like, how much do you pay a month?

02:23:56.000 Yeah, four grand for a studio.

02:23:56.000 $4,000.

02:23:58.000 So that means you have to make $50,000 a year just to pay for this apartment?

02:24:04.000 That's insane.

02:24:04.000 Yeah.

02:24:05.000 800 square feet.

02:24:06.000 So if you make $100,000 a year, half of it is going to your studio apartment.

02:24:11.000 Biggest problem is so much Chinese and Russian and foreign money moved into New York and started buying properties.

02:24:16.000 And so they sit empty because it's a safe place to put your money.

02:24:20.000 So they built these towers where people are literally spending three grand a square foot for apartments that are sitting there empty.

02:24:28.000 Why don't they rent them out?

02:24:29.000 Well, it's a place basically for the very rich to keep their money. 1.00

02:24:33.000 I get it, but you want to be a dumbass businessman. 0.99

02:24:36.000 You say that, Brendan Shaw, but in ten years when you're Ballin' out of control. 0.99

02:24:42.000 And you decide to buy some penthouse up there and just keep it B. It's just for some sort of an investment.

02:24:48.000 You're right, you're right, Joe. 0.83

02:24:49.000 Yeah, man, you would have some dope-ass view. 0.91

02:24:50.000 No, I can't have hoes hanging in there. 1.00

02:24:52.000 That was one of the best things about that Doctor Strange movie.

02:24:55.000 The Doctor Strange movie. 0.99

02:24:57.000 Oh, shit, he clicked on with that right hand. 0.99

02:24:58.000 Good God, right behind the head. 1.00

02:24:58.000 And the Doctor Strange movie, Doctor Strange, before he becomes the mystic. 1.00

02:25:01.000 Spoiler alert, he lives in Manhattan and he has this fucking insane view. 0.81

02:25:07.000 And that's like a real thing. 0.97

02:25:09.000 Like you really can get a view like that in some of those apartments.

02:25:11.000 You're Scrooge McDuck, yeah. 0.87

02:25:13.000 But if you can afford that view at nighttime, God damn it is one of the most spectacular things that you could see out your windows in a place where you live. 0.99

02:25:21.000 See, I think that, I think like being in Manhattan owning that and then owning like a dope-ass crib in Malibu facing the beach. 1.00

02:25:26.000 That would be the shit? 0.99

02:25:27.000 Those two things together? 1.00

02:25:28.000 Yes.

02:25:29.000 Nothing like it.

02:25:29.000 The problem is, like, what are you doing there, though?

02:25:31.000 What are you doing in New York City?

02:25:32.000 Just going to restaurants?

02:25:33.000 Yeah.

02:25:34.000 Having parties?

02:25:36.000 Come on in, girls! 1.00

02:25:37.000 I might just stay home and look out the window.

02:25:39.000 I might be like, well, look, if you want to get rich, right?

02:25:43.000 So why do you want to get rich?

02:25:44.000 Well, I want to be able to do whatever I want, and I want to be able to go nice places, I want to be able to eat nice food and see nice things.

02:25:50.000 Okay, well, let's add up all those experiences, and how cool are they in comparison to Looking out your window.

02:25:57.000 I'll one-up you. 0.97

02:25:58.000 Yeah, and having a fucking spectacular 30-story view. 0.99

02:26:02.000 Think if you had this studio up there. 0.98

02:26:05.000 Another level.

02:26:06.000 Now you're with your boys.

02:26:08.000 Well, I was thinking about renting a place in downtown.

02:26:11.000 No, just men.

02:26:12.000 Oh, sorry.

02:26:12.000 Just men.

02:26:13.000 Sorry. 0.99

02:26:13.000 Sluts get in the way. 0.99

02:26:14.000 Isn't that what people, when you think about the guy who's balling with lots of money and he's got that crazy crib, what you really think, let's be honest, all of us are thinking, oh, it's amazing, good food, champagne. 0.90

02:26:25.000 Sluts. 1.00

02:26:26.000 For days. 1.00

02:26:27.000 I mean, that's what most people are like.

02:26:29.000 That guy's got to be banging like, you know, I don't know, oh, I'm sorry.

02:26:33.000 That's misogynistic. 0.76

02:26:34.000 Wow, bro.

02:26:35.000 I'm sorry, dude.

02:26:36.000 Women's month? 1.00

02:26:36.000 You need to pull that shit during women's month? 1.00

02:26:38.000 Guys, guys, sorry. 1.00

02:26:39.000 Is it women's month or do they get a day? 1.00

02:26:41.000 I'm not saying.

02:26:42.000 I'm just saying that's what other people think.

02:26:44.000 Dan Bilzerian.

02:26:45.000 That's how he's rolling.

02:26:45.000 Yeah, that's what you think.

02:26:46.000 Hey, that's someone's daughter bending over for sushi right now. 1.00

02:26:50.000 Look at that shit. 1.00

02:26:51.000 Come on, look at that. 1.00

02:26:52.000 Look at that bitch bending over in a jeep string. 1.00

02:26:55.000 He's out of control. 1.00

02:26:57.000 No, he's totally in control.

02:26:58.000 No, I mean, it's just, that's what I mean.

02:27:01.000 That's where you spend your money.

02:27:02.000 Dude, hashtag International Women's Day, be thankful? 1.00

02:27:05.000 What's wrong with that, dude?

02:27:07.000 He's having fun.

02:27:08.000 Yeah, he's healthy. 0.52

02:27:09.000 You're damn right he is.

02:27:10.000 That's hilarious. 0.75

02:27:11.000 No regrets there.

02:27:12.000 Oh, Jean Volante's starting to pour it on here.

02:27:14.000 He's stepping in with that jab.

02:27:17.000 And Shogun keeps throwing that looping overhand right.

02:27:20.000 It's finding a home a little bit.

02:27:21.000 Sometimes.

02:27:22.000 Yeah, sometimes.

02:27:23.000 It clipped him on the temple and dropped him.

02:27:25.000 There's Mario Yamazaki.

02:27:26.000 There he is.

02:27:27.000 You know, that's the same overhand right that he knocked out Lyoto with.

02:27:31.000 Remember?

02:27:32.000 He caught him over the top.

02:27:33.000 He just tagged him.

02:27:34.000 Yikes.

02:27:35.000 He tagged him with that right hand.

02:27:37.000 Vellante looks a little...

02:27:38.000 Well, I mean, they've been banging, so he should be a little fatigued.

02:27:41.000 They're both a little fatigued.

02:27:42.000 Vellante does not quit, though.

02:27:44.000 He looks bigger.

02:27:47.000 Vellante looks way bigger.

02:27:49.000 He's a big boy.

02:27:50.000 Yeah.

02:27:50.000 He's been doing really well with that jab.

02:27:52.000 Look at that counter of that right hand over the top right there. 0.96

02:27:54.000 That was clean.

02:27:55.000 And then Shogun's hooks are landing too when he puts it together.

02:27:58.000 He's just throwing one shot there now.

02:27:59.000 When he puts two together, they land.

02:28:01.000 Two to three land for him.

02:28:02.000 I'm shocked at how much these guys have abandoned their kicks.

02:28:05.000 Shocked.

02:28:05.000 Has there been one?

02:28:06.000 Yeah, there's been a few.

02:28:07.000 Early?

02:28:07.000 They're kind of exchanging blows too, aren't they?

02:28:09.000 They're just standing in this...

02:28:11.000 We call this a slobber knocker right now. 1.00

02:28:13.000 But I mean...

02:28:14.000 Oh! 0.60

02:28:15.000 Jesus Christ.

02:28:15.000 Somebody's gone.

02:28:16.000 Oh shit, Shogun's wobbled a little bit. 0.99

02:28:17.000 He cracked him. 1.00

02:28:19.000 But it's just like these guys are...

02:28:21.000 They're heavy on their legs.

02:28:22.000 If somebody uncorked a solid leg kick there...

02:28:26.000 Isn't that Shogun's thing?

02:28:27.000 Can't he...

02:28:27.000 Oh, yeah.

02:28:28.000 Oh, he can kick the fuck out of you. 0.99

02:28:30.000 Look at Volante with the takedown. 0.98

02:28:31.000 Not up in there.

02:28:32.000 How dare you.

02:28:33.000 That's where he has Soonga's on, son. 1.00

02:28:34.000 Don't bring that shit into my cage. 1.00

02:28:35.000 Don't ever bring that shit into my cage. 1.00

02:28:37.000 Brian, you are back in the movie again. 1.00

02:28:39.000 Dude, I'm just saying.

02:28:39.000 It's what I say.

02:28:40.000 It's what I fucking say. 0.99

02:28:42.000 You feel it. 0.99

02:28:42.000 You feel it right now. 0.99

02:28:43.000 Don't bring that shit into my cage. 1.00

02:28:45.000 Oh! 1.00

02:28:46.000 Right hand over the top.

02:28:47.000 You wobbled him with that.

02:28:48.000 Dude.

02:28:49.000 Oh, Jesus. 1.00

02:28:50.000 Oh, shit, son. 1.00

02:28:51.000 He slipped. 1.00

02:28:52.000 Oh, boy.

02:28:53.000 Yeah, but he's in trouble, though.

02:28:54.000 He's in trouble.

02:28:54.000 His legs are a little wobbly.

02:28:55.000 Oh, he got right back up.

02:28:57.000 Wow.

02:28:57.000 Takes some space.

02:28:58.000 He's just tired. 1.00

02:28:59.000 He's tough as shit. 1.00

02:29:00.000 This is a tough-ass fight. 0.99

02:29:01.000 And this is only the second round, kids. 0.95

02:29:03.000 This pace is nuts, man.

02:29:04.000 Especially the blows. 1.00

02:29:05.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:29:05.000 Oh, he's doing that Shogun thing. 1.00

02:29:07.000 Spreading of the hands.

02:29:07.000 He's feeling it, son.

02:29:08.000 Opening it.

02:29:09.000 Opening it.

02:29:09.000 Get ready for the shoot box old-school combo.

02:29:11.000 Shoot the box. 1.00

02:29:12.000 Shoot the box. 0.98

02:29:14.000 See, when you watch Shogun fight, you just want to go, just think of how many wars this guy's been in in the gym.

02:29:20.000 Think of how many wars this guy's been in in the ring and then in the cage. 0.99

02:29:24.000 And still doing the damn thing. 0.99

02:29:25.000 Still doing it. 1.00

02:29:26.000 And you just want to fucking pluck his uniform. 0.99

02:29:28.000 Still saying. 0.99

02:29:28.000 Hey, man. 0.99

02:29:29.000 A little respect, sir.

02:29:30.000 Sir to my left, a little respect.

02:29:33.000 Just an absolute warrior.

02:29:35.000 A warrior.

02:29:36.000 That's how I would describe him.

02:29:38.000 Yep. 1.00

02:29:38.000 Like, he's just doing the damn thing. 1.00

02:29:41.000 Loves to fight. 1.00

02:29:42.000 Again, with that overhand ride, he keeps timing that well.

02:29:46.000 He's starting to find openings, too.

02:29:48.000 I think a lot of that is also going to the body enough.

02:29:50.000 There's a kick for you.

02:29:51.000 Yeah, a little baby one.

02:29:53.000 A little head movement, a little movement.

02:29:55.000 Man, I'm not mad at Shogun. 1.00

02:29:56.000 Sweep that fucking leg. 1.00

02:29:58.000 He looks really good. 1.00

02:29:59.000 I mean, he's taking some shots, but...

02:30:00.000 And Vellante's no joke, man.

02:30:02.000 Not at all, man.

02:30:03.000 See, he keeps going to that body.

02:30:04.000 I like how he's going to the body and mixing it up.

02:30:05.000 You guys ever read that book, Shogun?

02:30:07.000 It's great.

02:30:07.000 I don't think it's the same thing.

02:30:08.000 Oh, okay.

02:30:09.000 Wow.

02:30:10.000 Remember his brother, Ninja?

02:30:11.000 He retired from concussions.

02:30:13.000 He had some brain injuries.

02:30:14.000 Yeah, man.

02:30:15.000 He had to get, like, surgery.

02:30:16.000 Oh! 0.60

02:30:17.000 Oh, we dinged him with that right hand.

02:30:19.000 Dude, his feet are wobbly.

02:30:21.000 Dude, think about...

02:30:22.000 Suddenly, Shogun looks bigger. 0.93

02:30:24.000 Think about Villiante's freaking background, too. 0.96

02:30:26.000 He's middle linebacker at Hofstra, so there has to be some sort of brain damage, you'd think. 0.98

02:30:30.000 Ding!

02:30:33.000 Or he's one of those dudes where it's no effect, you know?

02:30:35.000 He's just one of those dudes where it...

02:30:37.000 Those dudes don't exist.

02:30:38.000 Remember that Samoan guy who shot himself?

02:30:40.000 What was his name?

02:30:40.000 Junior Seau.

02:30:41.000 Junior Seau?

02:30:42.000 Yeah.

02:30:43.000 Junior Seau.

02:30:43.000 His favorite player.

02:30:44.000 That guy is like...

02:30:45.000 No one's more durable than Samoans.

02:30:47.000 Played 15 years.

02:30:48.000 They're like the most durable human beings on the planet.

02:30:50.000 You're right.

02:30:51.000 And everybody gets it in the long run.

02:30:53.000 Mark Hunt saying, I beg to differ.

02:30:55.000 Yeah, he's not really, though.

02:30:56.000 That last fight.

02:30:58.000 Have you ever seen him go flatline like that?

02:31:00.000 Only in the Melvin Manhoff fight.

02:31:01.000 Remember Melvin caught him with a right hand coming in?

02:31:03.000 Melvin Manhoff fought him?

02:31:05.000 Knocked him out.

02:31:06.000 He is smaller than him.

02:31:08.000 Way smaller.

02:31:08.000 Melvin was 180. Oh my god, I remember that.

02:31:11.000 Mark Hunt was 260. Oh my god!

02:31:13.000 And Melvin KO'd him with one punch coming in.

02:31:15.000 K1? K1. Wow.

02:31:17.000 Straight power speed.

02:31:19.000 Was it K1 or Pride?

02:31:19.000 Was it Pride?

02:31:20.000 I feel like it was K1. It was definitely an MMA fight.

02:31:25.000 It wasn't a kickboxing fight, but it might have been Pride.

02:31:27.000 But either way, see if you can find that, Jamie, what it is.

02:31:30.000 Oh, he murked.

02:31:31.000 Oh, it's Pride.

02:31:32.000 That's Pride, bro.

02:31:33.000 No, it's K1 Dynamite.

02:31:34.000 Oh, that's what it is.

02:31:35.000 Oh, yeah.

02:31:36.000 Watch this, Brian, because this is crazy.

02:31:38.000 Because Melvin is, I mean, at the most...

02:31:42.000 At the most, he's 200 pounds, but I don't think he is.

02:31:44.000 Dude, he is not too hundo. 0.99

02:31:45.000 I think he's 190. Jack as fuck. 1.00

02:31:48.000 Yeah, well, he fought Robbie Lawler at 85 in Strikeforce, which means he's probably a little heavier than that and losing weight to get to 85. Young Mark Hunt. 0.99

02:31:55.000 So let's say he's 95. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt.

02:31:57.000 Yeah.

02:31:58.000 So Mark Hunt is at least 60 pounds heavier than him.

02:32:01.000 Maybe more.

02:32:01.000 Look at that!

02:32:02.000 Look at the difference. 1.00

02:32:03.000 That's some Japanese shit, folks. 1.00

02:32:04.000 And it happens in the first round. 1.00

02:32:06.000 He's got big gloves on.

02:32:07.000 Just a few seconds in.

02:32:07.000 Man, oh.

02:32:08.000 No, those are Pride gloves.

02:32:09.000 Yeah, those are Pride gloves.

02:32:09.000 Same as the K1 gloves.

02:32:11.000 They were just different.

02:32:13.000 They looked like they were more padded than they were.

02:32:15.000 Look how fast, man.

02:32:16.000 Look at this.

02:32:17.000 Boom, boom! 0.98

02:32:18.000 Oh, my God.

02:32:19.000 Caught him coming in.

02:32:20.000 Look at that.

02:32:20.000 Wow.

02:32:21.000 Dude, I would say the Wolverine one was worse because it's flatlined.

02:32:24.000 It was.

02:32:25.000 Face first.

02:32:26.000 That guy never fought in the UFC. Oh!

02:32:28.000 Melvin never fought in the UFC. Shogun just fucking put the brakes on us. 0.99

02:32:31.000 Oh! 1.00

02:32:32.000 Oh, he went to the body, too.

02:32:33.000 Shogun put the brakes on her.

02:32:35.000 Dude, dude.

02:32:35.000 Oh, there go the shakes.

02:32:36.000 Shogun's not fucking around, everybody. 0.99

02:32:38.000 Oh. 0.99

02:32:38.000 Here we go. 0.99

02:32:39.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

02:32:39.000 Shoot the box. 1.00

02:32:40.000 Oh, my God. 0.98

02:32:41.000 That's it.

02:32:42.000 There's only so much you can take.

02:32:43.000 Dude, you see Shogun going.

02:32:44.000 Wow.

02:32:45.000 Boom.

02:32:46.000 Wow.

02:32:47.000 Dude. 1.00

02:32:47.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:32:48.000 Are you kidding me? 1.00

02:32:49.000 We were watching an old fight while a new one was going on.

02:32:52.000 I got double on knockout on knockout there. 0.99

02:32:54.000 Man, Vellante's a fucking warrior, but Shogun's too much. 1.00

02:32:57.000 Jesus. 1.00

02:32:58.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:32:58.000 God. 1.00

02:32:59.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:33:00.000 Amazing. 1.00

02:33:00.000 Fucking Shogun. 1.00

02:33:01.000 Fucking Shogun. 1.00

02:33:01.000 Now, if Shogun decides to go out now after that, respect. 1.00

02:33:05.000 Yes.

02:33:05.000 Yeah, Brazilians don't do that.

02:33:06.000 Name of Brazilians.

02:33:07.000 Respect always.

02:33:08.000 No, he goes out, goes back to Ryzen.

02:33:12.000 He revives his career with the TRT. He's rising in top five after this.

02:33:17.000 I think that's a nice place for older MMA fighters to go to.

02:33:21.000 Well, it would be nice if there was a place like Pride was in its glory days.

02:33:26.000 And if it's rising, so be it.

02:33:28.000 There's that Russian league.

02:33:29.000 Oh, look how he clipped him. 0.79

02:33:30.000 He caught him coming and clipped him right in the jaw.

02:33:32.000 See how he went to the body, too.

02:33:34.000 I like how he went to the body.

02:33:35.000 How about his cardio?

02:33:36.000 How does the ability to just pour it on like that?

02:33:38.000 Boom! 0.99

02:33:39.000 That's smelling blood in the water.

02:33:40.000 Boom! 0.99

02:33:41.000 Oh, this is ruthless. 1.00

02:33:43.000 That is a fucking phenomenal combination. 1.00

02:33:45.000 Ridiculous. 1.00

02:33:46.000 In the third round, tired from a war. 0.98

02:33:49.000 But look how he doesn't rush.

02:33:50.000 Look at this.

02:33:51.000 He just clipped him with that right hand. 0.98

02:33:53.000 I like how he's going to the body too, man.

02:33:56.000 Look at how he digs the body there.

02:33:57.000 I like how he doesn't rush in here.

02:34:00.000 How he keeps the distance so he maximum power here.

02:34:03.000 Oh, man.

02:34:03.000 So good.

02:34:05.000 So good.

02:34:07.000 That's so incredible.

02:34:10.000 Great win for Shogun.

02:34:11.000 Great win.

02:34:12.000 Great win.

02:34:12.000 Huge win.

02:34:14.000 Huge.

02:34:14.000 It makes me feel good when he wins for some reason.

02:34:16.000 Do you know how crazy it must have been in Brazil to hear that roar?

02:34:21.000 It must have went crazy when he won. 0.99

02:34:22.000 He got a Vitor and fucking pulls it off. 1.00

02:34:24.000 Oh my god. 0.99

02:34:25.000 I'm so glad I don't know what happened.

02:34:27.000 Me neither.

02:34:27.000 I don't have a clue.

02:34:29.000 What does Pua mean?

02:34:31.000 I'm not sure.

02:34:32.000 Something good.

02:34:33.000 Yeah, he's never had a great body. 1.00

02:34:35.000 Pua means like, fuck. 1.00

02:34:38.000 He's got a fucking man body. 1.00

02:34:40.000 He's a dime piece. 1.00

02:34:41.000 He's got a man's body. 0.55

02:34:42.000 In Brazil.

02:34:43.000 Real lady puller. 1.00

02:34:46.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

02:34:46.000 He's a man.

02:34:48.000 Well, he's also a sporting legend over there.

02:34:51.000 Yeah, he's like Michael Jordan in the streets of Chicago over there.

02:34:54.000 Probably not that much.

02:34:55.000 Dude, him and Vitor and Anderson.

02:34:58.000 Lyoto was saying one of the reasons why he lives here is because back there, they can't even go out to eat, man.

02:35:02.000 Really?

02:35:02.000 Like, he can't do anything.

02:35:03.000 Really?

02:35:03.000 It's one of the reasons I live here.

02:35:05.000 It's just crazy.

02:35:06.000 Like, he goes back all the time, you know, but for, like, Vitor, Anderson, Lyoto, Shogun, and Big Nog, Think about bigger stars. 1.00

02:35:15.000 I mean, it's the Brazilian soccer team, but that's their shit, man. 1.00

02:35:18.000 Brazil fighting with peanut butter and jelly, son. 1.00

02:35:21.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

02:35:22.000 Here, we're like, eh, whatever.

02:35:24.000 I bet Hoist.

02:35:25.000 I bet Hoist goes over there.

02:35:26.000 It's probably preposterous.

02:35:27.000 Yeah.

02:35:28.000 Yeah, Gracie, right?

02:35:29.000 Probably can't even move.

02:35:29.000 Yeah, probably can't.

02:35:30.000 Fucking Tim Tebow style. 0.99

02:35:32.000 Can't go anywhere. 0.99

02:35:33.000 There's a lot of fun movies coming out, man.

02:35:35.000 This life one.

02:35:36.000 Looks kind of interesting.

02:35:37.000 That new Alien.

02:35:38.000 You see the trailer for it that they released?

02:35:41.000 I can't wait for that.

02:35:42.000 It looks terrifying.

02:35:42.000 Another one?

02:35:43.000 Yes.

02:35:44.000 Great.

02:35:45.000 All those movies were amazing.

02:35:46.000 Does it have anything to do with the other ones?

02:35:48.000 Yeah.

02:35:49.000 It's about before.

02:35:50.000 It's about before.

02:35:51.000 Yeah.

02:35:51.000 You know how they pitched that movie?

02:35:53.000 Wasn't Prometheus kind of like that?

02:35:55.000 It's after Prometheus.

02:35:57.000 I love Prometheus.

02:35:57.000 It's after Prometheus before the more recent one.

02:35:59.000 Yeah, I like Prometheus.

02:36:00.000 I liked it.

02:36:01.000 So Prometheus has something to do with Alien.

02:36:03.000 Yes, that's the start.

02:36:04.000 It's all connected.

02:36:06.000 The idea is that big guy in Prometheus, those weird alien people looking things, those were aliens from another planet.

02:36:12.000 They got jacked by the alien alien first.

02:36:15.000 One thing I like about Prometheus is when that gigantic starship spaceship crashes on top of that chick and she's like, no, she crawls out from underneath. 0.99

02:36:25.000 Well, something protected her.

02:36:26.000 It's the movie.

02:36:27.000 A little hole.

02:36:28.000 Super, super important that they follow the rules of physics. 0.97

02:36:31.000 Oh, but the giant alien didn't fucking have anything to do with it. 0.75

02:36:33.000 You know what they say? 0.96

02:36:34.000 The legend has it how they sold that alien in the room.

02:36:39.000 When they walked in, the producers went, so what's your pitch?

02:36:42.000 And they went, Jaws in Space.

02:36:44.000 You interested?

02:36:44.000 They're like, yes we are.

02:36:46.000 Here you go.

02:36:46.000 That'll do it, man.

02:36:47.000 Well, it's interesting also that That H.R. Geiger guy, that artist, sort of revolutionized what we thought horror monsters would be.

02:36:56.000 He created something that was so entirely different than any other alien landscape before and very dark and evil and satanic in some sort of a weird way.

02:37:05.000 And also that alien itself was so much different than any other idea.

02:37:09.000 We'd always had this idea of these super intelligent things from other planets.

02:37:12.000 Someone was like, no...

02:37:13.000 How about a giant bug thing that just eats everything it can find and grows like that?

02:37:18.000 And plants its egg in your body.

02:37:21.000 Yeah.

02:37:22.000 Did you guys watch Predator vs.

02:37:24.000 Alien?

02:37:25.000 You guys into that?

02:37:26.000 No. 1.00

02:37:27.000 Fuck that noise. 1.00

02:37:28.000 As soon as they start doing that. 1.00

02:37:29.000 Single greatest movie of all time.

02:37:30.000 Sorry, I said it.

02:37:31.000 What was that?

02:37:31.000 I'm going to go pee out of my huge shake and I'll be right back.

02:37:33.000 I don't fucking know. 0.98

02:37:35.000 I don't like when they mix them. 0.97

02:37:37.000 I love Predator, though.

02:37:39.000 They should have Predator vs.

02:37:41.000 Fast and the Furious. 1.00

02:37:41.000 All those shitheads racing their cars down residential roads. 1.00

02:37:44.000 I'll get murked by Predator. 1.00

02:37:46.000 I'd pay for that.

02:37:47.000 I watched one of those Fast and the Furious the other day, and we were like, how many of them were there?

02:37:50.000 And then we looked it up.

02:37:51.000 There was ten! 1.00

02:37:52.000 Ten of those stupid fucking movies. 1.00

02:37:54.000 They're making a bunch of them. 1.00

02:37:54.000 There was ten! 1.00

02:37:55.000 Ten movies!

02:37:56.000 They're on the eighth one right now.

02:37:57.000 What?

02:37:57.000 They're only on the eighth one right now.

02:37:58.000 Come on.

02:37:59.000 They're doing more, though.

02:38:00.000 Fate right now.

02:38:01.000 F8 is coming.

02:38:01.000 Why did it say 10 when I Googled it?

02:38:03.000 Well, they might be under contract with 10. They're doing more, Joe.

02:38:06.000 Is that what it is?

02:38:08.000 You know they're redoing Predator without Arnold.

02:38:11.000 First of all, how can you just pull that out?

02:38:12.000 How do you know?

02:38:14.000 Why would you have that information?

02:38:16.000 There's a big giant billboard on my way here, like that Hollywood and whatever, Franklin or something.

02:38:21.000 I don't get down with those action movies, man.

02:38:23.000 Do nothing for me.

02:38:24.000 It says there are ten Fast and the Furious movies.

02:38:28.000 In the works, I'm contracted.

02:38:31.000 Dude, who's going to play Arnold in The New Predator?

02:38:33.000 Enjoy that one.

02:38:34.000 That's a good question.

02:38:34.000 Or do you know they're remaking Scarface?

02:38:36.000 Who's going to play fucking Tony Montana? 0.98

02:38:38.000 They are remaking Scarface. 0.97

02:38:39.000 Vin Diesel confirms Fast and Furious 8, 9, and 10. That's what it is.

02:38:44.000 Just pushed Avatar back a whole other year.

02:38:46.000 Ah! 1.00

02:38:47.000 Fuck, Jamie? 1.00

02:38:48.000 Yeah, sorry. 1.00

02:38:49.000 Why?

02:38:49.000 I don't know.

02:38:50.000 It's something yesterday.

02:38:51.000 James Cameron probably drowned somebody accidentally.

02:38:54.000 Dude! 1.00

02:38:54.000 One of his crazy-ass fucking submarines. 1.00

02:38:57.000 God damn it. 1.00

02:38:58.000 I mean, how are you going to release Avatar 2 fucking 15 years later? 1.00

02:39:02.000 It's too long. 0.98

02:39:04.000 It's supposed to be sick, though. 0.99

02:39:04.000 That's like the Entourage fucking movie. 0.99

02:39:06.000 It's way too long. 1.00

02:39:07.000 You fucked up. 1.00

02:39:08.000 No, don't compare those two, you son of a bitch. 1.00

02:39:11.000 Oh my god! 1.00

02:39:11.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

02:39:13.000 Avatar 2, oh my god. 1.00

02:39:14.000 Hey, there's an Avatar ride at Universal.

02:39:17.000 When was it supposed to come out, Jamie?

02:39:19.000 2018. When is it supposed to come out this year?

02:39:20.000 It's supposed to come out next year, but they pushed it back farther.

02:39:23.000 When is it going to arrive?

02:39:24.000 I loved Avatar.

02:39:24.000 Maybe 2019. Wow, so it will be 10 years.

02:39:27.000 Wow.

02:39:28.000 Avatar?

02:39:28.000 It was ten years ago?

02:39:29.000 No, look what he says, though, son.

02:39:31.000 We're not making Avatar 2. We're making Avatar 2, 3, 4, and 5. Yeah, they're making all of them.

02:39:35.000 He just finished the story.

02:39:36.000 It's an epic undertaking, director says, a franchise around 2009 blockbuster. 0.99

02:39:40.000 Oh, shit. 0.97

02:39:41.000 Oh, so they're going to do them all together. 1.00

02:39:42.000 I forgive them.

02:39:43.000 And so they're going to have one, they're going to release another one, and then another one afterwards.

02:39:46.000 I'm waiting.

02:39:47.000 But everybody I know criticized that movie, and I loved it.

02:39:49.000 Did you not love it? 1.00

02:39:50.000 You talked to assholes. 1.00

02:39:51.000 Yeah, we loved that movie. 1.00

02:39:52.000 I thought it was amazing, right?

02:39:53.000 I loved it.

02:39:53.000 Loved it.

02:39:54.000 Game changer.

02:39:55.000 I was like, cliche!

02:39:56.000 Well, it's Ferngully.

02:39:57.000 It's Pocahontas. 1.00

02:39:58.000 It's Pocahontas. 1.00

02:39:59.000 It's Ferngully.

02:39:59.000 Amazing.

02:40:00.000 It's that, too.

02:40:01.000 It's a classic story. 0.94

02:40:01.000 Well, you know, there's only so many fucking real archetypal stories of heroes. 0.94

02:40:06.000 Right. 0.96

02:40:06.000 It's beautiful. 0.96

02:40:07.000 Look at this.

02:40:07.000 Vitor Belfort, Kelvin Gaslam.

02:40:10.000 Here's my take on this. 0.98

02:40:11.000 I think Kelvin's gas tank is fucking hugely superior. 0.97

02:40:16.000 But if Vitor can swarm him in the first round, he's been known to be able to put anybody on Queer Street. 0.97

02:40:21.000 Yeah, Vitor has one round to get it done. 0.99

02:40:23.000 But I'm telling you, Kelvin Gastelum takes a punch about as good as any fucking human being alive. 0.99

02:40:28.000 His jaw is amazing. 0.99

02:40:30.000 You never see Kelvin get hurt.

02:40:32.000 I mean, he's a tank.

02:40:34.000 He's an excellent wrestler, and he knows how to win, man.

02:40:37.000 He went to win on The Ultimate Fighter, but nobody sort of thought that he was going to be winning that show.

02:40:42.000 Everybody's looking to Uriah Hall.

02:40:44.000 He tuned up Tim Kennedy.

02:40:46.000 I mean, he tuned him up, man.

02:40:49.000 That was an insane fight.

02:40:53.000 Insane fight.

02:40:54.000 Tim was making us safe for democracy, so...

02:40:56.000 Well, you know what it is?

02:40:58.000 Tim trained for two different fights and went through two camps.

02:41:03.000 And I think he was really overtrained.

02:41:06.000 Overtrained, yeah.

02:41:06.000 And he looked like he wasn't recovering well in that fight.

02:41:08.000 I think he also has a lot of other options.

02:41:10.000 You know, he's kind of half in, half out.

02:41:13.000 Maybe, but I don't think that's what did him in.

02:41:15.000 I think what did him in is his cardio.

02:41:17.000 And he's known for his cardio.

02:41:18.000 So I think what happened was...

02:41:19.000 The weight cut?

02:41:20.000 No, I don't even think it's the weight cut as much as it's overtraining.

02:41:23.000 His training partners think that it's overtraining.

02:41:25.000 Mm-hmm.

02:41:26.000 But it's also Kelvin Gastelum.

02:41:27.000 I mean, Kelvin might have got him even if he had everything going for him.

02:41:30.000 Because Tim is a thick, solid, super strong grappler.

02:41:36.000 But kind of plodding on the feet.

02:41:38.000 He doesn't throw anything with lightning-fast precision.

02:41:42.000 But Kelvin, the punches come like lightning, man.

02:41:45.000 And he doesn't load up on his punches.

02:41:48.000 He's constantly moving and constantly moving in and out with his footwork.

02:41:54.000 He's getting better fast.

02:41:56.000 You see improvements fight after fight. 0.95

02:41:59.000 I was never really on the Kelvin train, and then after that one, I was like, God damn, he's gonna be in trouble, especially at 85. I think the top five is gonna be a real challenge for him, but outside that, he's a monster. 0.93

02:42:11.000 Dude, when they show the TRT... I was going to say, the difference between him and TRT is literally so night and day, it's ridiculous.

02:42:18.000 It's insane.

02:42:19.000 So scary.

02:42:20.000 But he knocked out Dan Henderson in that fight.

02:42:22.000 The last one, there was no TRT. Yeah, Chris Weidman kind of bummed me out.

02:42:29.000 Well, how about Musashi? 0.94

02:42:30.000 Musashi beat the fuck out of him, too. 0.97

02:42:33.000 Musashi went through the first round, survived the storm, said what he was going to do. 0.98

02:42:36.000 He said, I'm going to take him in the first round, and I'm going to knock him out.

02:42:40.000 He took him out of the first round.

02:42:41.000 This is going to be exciting. 0.99

02:42:43.000 Took him into the second and just wore his ass out. 0.98

02:42:45.000 Vitor just can't sustain. 0.99

02:42:46.000 Look at Vitor.

02:42:48.000 That's Kelvin there.

02:42:49.000 No, Victor.

02:42:50.000 I'm sorry.

02:42:50.000 I said Victor.

02:42:51.000 I meant Victor.

02:42:52.000 I'll tell you what, I like Kelvin with his confidence.

02:42:56.000 Yeah, he has zero fear.

02:42:57.000 Yes.

02:42:58.000 One of the nicest guys on the planet.

02:43:00.000 Well spoken.

02:43:01.000 And has no fear. 0.95

02:43:02.000 Trains his ass off. 0.98

02:43:03.000 I heard he enjoys marijuana. 0.99

02:43:04.000 Is that true?

02:43:06.000 I'm not saying that.

02:43:08.000 I'm not saying that.

02:43:09.000 There's no need to discuss this further.

02:43:10.000 Good hair.

02:43:11.000 He does like natural medicines.

02:43:12.000 Oh, that's important.

02:43:13.000 That's a big time.

02:43:15.000 Better in pain, Josh.

02:43:16.000 He does like natural medicines.

02:43:17.000 I'm a big fan.

02:43:19.000 Big fan.

02:43:20.000 Look at Victor, dancing in the background.

02:43:22.000 Who is Victor?

02:43:23.000 Victor Davila.

02:43:24.000 Is that his?

02:43:24.000 He's one of the 10th Planet Black Bulls.

02:43:26.000 Oh, okay.

02:43:26.000 Co-owner at EBI. And he does my job for the UFC in Spanish.

02:43:32.000 They let him have this night off.

02:43:35.000 Do they?

02:43:35.000 Oh, that's cool.

02:43:36.000 Beautiful.

02:43:37.000 So he could do this?

02:43:38.000 And he trains at a Kings, too, full-time now?

02:43:41.000 Kelvin?

02:43:42.000 He's listening to a song in his head over there.

02:43:44.000 And he lives with Master Vic.

02:43:46.000 They live again.

02:43:47.000 They're like best friends now. 1.00

02:43:49.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:43:50.000 Wow. 1.00

02:43:51.000 Where do they live?

02:43:52.000 Not specifically.

02:43:52.000 Huntington Beach.

02:43:53.000 Okay.

02:43:54.000 That's a good spot if you're going to be a fighter.

02:43:56.000 Yeah, it really is.

02:43:57.000 Something about Orange County, man, especially down the beach area, like Huntington Beach in particular, man, there's a lot of great gyms down there.

02:44:03.000 There's so many gyms down there, especially jiu-jitsu.

02:44:05.000 There's just all sorts of things going on down there.

02:44:06.000 Well, L.A. in particular, man.

02:44:08.000 I mean, is there another place that's more of a hotbed for martial arts, like on the level that this place is?

02:44:13.000 Like New York and L.A. are the two.

02:44:15.000 See, I'd say New York and Florida.

02:44:17.000 Florida's giant.

02:44:19.000 What LA doesn't have is it doesn't have an American top team where you have one wealthy guy who funds this gigantic organization.

02:44:27.000 No, not in LA. Northern Cali does, though, with AK and then Team Alpha, man.

02:44:32.000 Yeah, yeah, for sure.

02:44:34.000 But Dan Lambert, what he's done down there in Southern Florida, something special.

02:44:38.000 It is special.

02:44:38.000 And they've been around for a while, too.

02:44:41.000 And Dan Lambert's dumped a lot of cash into that.

02:44:45.000 A lot of cash.

02:44:47.000 Smart guy, man.

02:44:48.000 Loves MMA. Loves it.

02:44:50.000 I mean, he was like, he's what you would really want.

02:44:53.000 A knowledgeable guy.

02:44:54.000 For sure, pull that crack up. 1.00

02:44:56.000 See a little booty crack there? 1.00

02:44:58.000 I'm distracted by his legs. 0.90

02:45:00.000 Pull it up.

02:45:01.000 Ooh, powerful Vitor Kelly.

02:45:03.000 Guys, this is impressive.

02:45:05.000 New stuff.

02:45:06.000 Every fight, he's got something new.

02:45:08.000 Who's this? 0.99

02:45:08.000 Kelvin throwing spinning kicks, throwing crazy shit on the ground. 0.99

02:45:11.000 On the ground, he's very underrated. 0.99

02:45:13.000 He's 10th planet guy, too.

02:45:14.000 He doesn't.

02:45:15.000 Brown belt.

02:45:15.000 Nice.

02:45:16.000 What Calvin has that really impressed the shit out of me, too, is his footwork. 0.79

02:45:19.000 His movement is so light on his feet. 0.94

02:45:22.000 He leaps in and pops that jab.

02:45:24.000 Uh-oh.

02:45:25.000 Vitor.

02:45:25.000 He's straight left.

02:45:26.000 Vitor's looking good, man.

02:45:27.000 I feel like Calvin and Tony Ferguson have that same kind of mentality.

02:45:31.000 Just that frickin' no fear. 0.95

02:45:34.000 Mexicans. 0.93

02:45:34.000 They know how to have fun. 0.93

02:45:36.000 They're fearless.

02:45:37.000 They know how to have fun in the ring.

02:45:38.000 They look like they want to be in there.

02:45:40.000 Oh, they love it.

02:45:41.000 They love it.

02:45:41.000 What percentage of Mexican is Tony Ferguson?

02:45:44.000 100%.

02:45:44.000 He's 100% but the last name is Ferguson.

02:45:47.000 His stepdad.

02:45:48.000 Oh.

02:45:50.000 He's full of Mexican. 1.00

02:45:51.000 That's interesting.

02:45:52.000 He's a regular Mexican dude with a white stepdad.

02:45:54.000 Yeah.

02:45:55.000 Oh, wow.

02:45:55.000 That's interesting.

02:45:56.000 A little bit of white flavor on him.

02:45:58.000 I'm liking the look in Vitor's eyes.

02:46:00.000 I'm liking the crease in his neck.

02:46:03.000 I'm feeling like he's coming in with more than dad bod.

02:46:06.000 That's all I'm going to say.

02:46:08.000 Well, you had dad bod at the weigh-in.

02:46:09.000 How would that be possible?

02:46:10.000 Okay.

02:46:10.000 Didn't see the weigh-in.

02:46:11.000 Didn't see the weigh-in.

02:46:12.000 But that was only 24 hours before this.

02:46:13.000 Didn't, sir.

02:46:14.000 Didn't see it.

02:46:15.000 Well, then why are you talking? 0.99

02:46:16.000 Because a lot of things can change in 24 fucking hours. 0.98

02:46:18.000 What can change? 0.99

02:46:19.000 Tell me about rehydration in the body.

02:46:20.000 Well, he looks intense. 0.97

02:46:21.000 Yeah, he does look fucking intense, which is my point. 0.98

02:46:25.000 Fortaleza. 0.98

02:46:26.000 Strong jaw.

02:46:27.000 Haven't seen his jaw that looked that strong in a long time.

02:46:29.000 I love Vitor, man.

02:46:31.000 Why don't you marry him? 0.98

02:46:32.000 You guys don't know what happens?

02:46:33.000 You don't know what happens?

02:46:35.000 You have no idea.

02:46:36.000 I have no idea.

02:46:37.000 I don't know a single thing.

02:46:37.000 I stayed off Twitter.

02:46:38.000 I do not know.

02:46:39.000 I posted, I stayed off.

02:46:40.000 Do not tell me.

02:46:40.000 I'm so proud of myself.

02:46:41.000 Me too.

02:46:41.000 This is the first time I've ever watched a fight card without having any idea what was going to happen in any of the fights.

02:46:45.000 It's because there's more boxing on.

02:46:47.000 He didn't look bad yesterday.

02:46:48.000 By the way, that's more than dad bod, dude.

02:46:50.000 He definitely looks better than he looked against Wyman.

02:46:52.000 Yes, he does.

02:46:52.000 He definitely looks better than he looked against Wyman.

02:46:54.000 More aerodynamic.

02:46:55.000 Way more aerodynamic.

02:46:57.000 Yeah, dude, look at him right there.

02:46:58.000 That definitely looks better.

02:46:59.000 Like in this right here, we're seeing him rehydrated.

02:47:02.000 He looks better than he looked against Weidman. 0.99

02:47:03.000 Fuck yeah, he does. 0.99

02:47:04.000 When he went into the room against Weidman, into the octagon rather, like you could see his loose skin jiggling around while he was jumping up around. 1.00

02:47:10.000 Yeah, that was rough.

02:47:11.000 Yeah.

02:47:11.000 Come on, man, let's go.

02:47:12.000 He looks not bad there. 0.99

02:47:13.000 He looks aggressive as shit. 0.99

02:47:14.000 He looks like a powerful older man. 1.00

02:47:16.000 Hey! 0.99

02:47:17.000 Well, that's what he is.

02:47:18.000 Whereas when he was on TRT, he looked like a science project.

02:47:21.000 He looked like a mutant.

02:47:21.000 Because that's what he was.

02:47:28.000 He's a fucking science project. 1.00

02:47:30.000 How old is he now, 38? 1.00

02:47:31.000 He's 39 or 40. He's been fighting for 20 years.

02:47:34.000 Brian, pass some of that sweet, sweet wine this way.

02:47:36.000 Sorry, buddy.

02:47:38.000 What's up with that natural medicines?

02:47:40.000 Oh, I got some of that.

02:47:58.000 Let's definitely not talk over each other and definitely not give any any advice.

02:48:02.000 I'm giving him a taste of wine.

02:48:03.000 Eddie's smart, man.

02:48:04.000 He's smart.

02:48:05.000 He's smart.

02:48:07.000 Here we go, folks.

02:48:08.000 Here we go.

02:48:08.000 Let me give my boy some wine.

02:48:10.000 Vitor Belford. 0.99

02:48:10.000 Fuck yeah, I'm excited about this. 0.99

02:48:11.000 I'm giving him that much. 1.00

02:48:14.000 No, no, no.

02:48:15.000 I'm giving him an inch of wine! 1.00

02:48:17.000 Ah, you're such a Nazi. 1.00

02:48:18.000 You fucking winehouse. 1.00

02:48:19.000 He knows. 1.00

02:48:20.000 Eddie knows.

02:48:21.000 He doesn't want to go crazy at Pizzagate.

02:48:23.000 He doesn't want to do it on you.

02:48:24.000 Pizzagate's over. 1.00

02:48:26.000 We'll die with that shit. 1.00

02:48:27.000 Pizzagate, that's in the past. 1.00

02:48:29.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:48:30.000 Here we go.

02:48:30.000 Main event, folks.

02:48:33.000 It's just kids.

02:48:34.000 Who cares?

02:48:35.000 You're driving me to the comedy store, you know that, right?

02:48:37.000 Am I? I don't have my car.

02:48:38.000 Alright.

02:48:39.000 Well, that'll be a reason. 1.00

02:48:40.000 Put your feet up on my car, I'm gonna pound your dick in. 1.00

02:48:44.000 Why don't you have your car, Brian? 1.00

02:48:46.000 Well, I didn't know we were doing the podcast before.

02:48:49.000 I called him on just by coincidence.

02:48:50.000 It's not like you've been talking about it for days.

02:48:51.000 Whatever.

02:48:52.000 No, 5.30.

02:48:53.000 We only posted this morning.

02:48:55.000 Whatever.

02:48:56.000 We only decided on Wednesday.

02:48:57.000 I think he liked our pictures.

02:48:59.000 You comment on mine can't wait.

02:49:03.000 I don't think I've ever liked the picture.

02:49:04.000 Well, that's not good.

02:49:06.000 Why are we going to like yours now?

02:49:07.000 No, I don't mean it in a personal way.

02:49:09.000 You're just bad on social media.

02:49:11.000 Yeah, I just don't read a lot of...

02:49:12.000 That's probably good, too.

02:49:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:49:15.000 Damn. 0.99

02:49:15.000 Calvin looks so calm. 0.99

02:49:16.000 You know who's cool as shit, too? 0.99

02:49:18.000 Rafael Cordero. 1.00

02:49:19.000 Cool as shit. 0.99

02:49:20.000 He's the nicest guy. 0.99

02:49:22.000 Oh, man.

02:49:22.000 He's so nice.

02:49:24.000 I love that guy.

02:49:24.000 I love it when guys that are involved in this sport, such a violent sport, can be like sweethearts.

02:49:29.000 There's not a lot of dick. 0.90

02:49:30.000 Don't you think it's because they've been humbled like everybody who's really gotten in the sport has been knocked out, has been humbled? 0.97

02:49:35.000 You know what I mean?

02:49:36.000 Isn't it impossible to be cocky?

02:49:38.000 Duke Rufus, super cool.

02:49:39.000 The nicest guy.

02:49:40.000 Even Conor McGregor, as cocky as he seems, when he loses or wins, he's always gracious.

02:49:45.000 Gary Garbrandt.

02:49:46.000 I met him for the first time last weekend.

02:49:48.000 Cody Garbrandt?

02:49:49.000 Cody.

02:49:49.000 What did I say?

02:49:50.000 Gary. 1.00

02:49:50.000 What the fuck is Gary? 1.00

02:49:52.000 I'm going to stay silent. 1.00

02:49:53.000 I don't know Gary.

02:49:54.000 Super nice guy as well.

02:49:55.000 That guy, after he did that, he had that kid with him and stuff, that guy can do no wrong.

02:49:59.000 Cody Garbrandt?

02:50:00.000 He's your next superstar, man. 0.99

02:50:02.000 They need to invest some fucking PR in that kid. 1.00

02:50:06.000 He just shot a commercial, but yeah, he's the real deal. 1.00

02:50:08.000 He looks like a shit starter, you know what I mean? 1.00

02:50:10.000 But he's not. 0.99

02:50:11.000 He has the skills to back it up, dresses well, speaks well, world champion, beat Dominic Cruz.

02:50:16.000 I know it's interesting when you see him in that full suit and you see all the neck tattoos, you're like, hmm, this is interesting what he's doing here.

02:50:22.000 He's like polishing up a murderer.

02:50:25.000 When he's inside that octagon, dude, he's murking people.

02:50:29.000 It's like painting your pitbull's toenails.

02:50:31.000 Vitor's got some fans in Brazil, huh?

02:50:33.000 Vitor? 1.00

02:50:34.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

02:50:35.000 Oh, they go crazy for him. 1.00

02:50:36.000 Yes.

02:50:37.000 Here we go.

02:50:37.000 Uh-oh.

02:50:39.000 Look at that.

02:50:40.000 Calvin looks so calm.

02:50:41.000 No one is more calm in there than Calvin.

02:50:44.000 I think part of the reason is because he takes such a good shot.

02:50:47.000 I mean, obviously he's really good and he's just confident, period, but Calvin's got... 0.99

02:50:52.000 that chin is fucking iron. 0.98

02:50:54.000 Yeah, that has to help you, right? 1.00

02:50:56.000 Because you know you can make a little mistake and still get away with it.

02:50:59.000 You can get away with it.

02:50:59.000 That's Chuck in his prime.

02:51:01.000 In Chuck's prime, one of his biggest assets was his chin.

02:51:04.000 Chuck's chin was phenomenal.

02:51:06.000 See, now watch how good Calvin moves on his feet.

02:51:09.000 He's real light.

02:51:10.000 He's in and outs.

02:51:11.000 Look how much distance he covers forward and back.

02:51:14.000 Just to let you know, he's nowhere near you.

02:51:16.000 He's kind of close, but then he's nowhere near you.

02:51:19.000 Oh, he can switch it up, man. 1.00

02:51:20.000 That's a pain in the ass. 0.99

02:51:21.000 He's into being as unorthodox as possible. 1.00

02:51:24.000 He's into that.

02:51:25.000 It's important because from the southpaw position, he shuts down that high kick.

02:51:29.000 It's much harder for Vito, so Vito has to kick off of that left.

02:51:32.000 Excuse me, off the right.

02:51:34.000 That was a little snap kick to the chin. 1.00

02:51:37.000 Nice shorts, Vito.

02:51:38.000 It's going old school.

02:51:40.000 Man, I'm not mad at it.

02:51:41.000 Oh! 0.60

02:51:43.000 Almost wheel kick.

02:51:44.000 Don't get caught with one of those.

02:51:45.000 Everybody calm down.

02:51:46.000 Stay calm.

02:51:47.000 He's got some hands.

02:51:49.000 He's still got the speed.

02:51:50.000 Speed doesn't go when you're 38, 40, when you're Vitor, guys.

02:51:53.000 Is he 40?

02:51:54.000 Oh, oh, [...

02:52:00.000 Vitor's fastest.

02:52:02.000 Still.

02:52:03.000 And he's always moved amazing.

02:52:05.000 I mean, Vitor's about as pro as you can do.

02:52:07.000 The thing about Vitor, though, is that he can't do this for every round.

02:52:12.000 He's got five rounds.

02:52:13.000 He has five minutes a few.

02:52:14.000 Yeah.

02:52:15.000 This is a five-round main event.

02:52:16.000 Oh, beautiful head movement.

02:52:18.000 He's not really going...

02:52:19.000 Oh! 0.60

02:52:21.000 Kelvin got clipped there a little bit.

02:52:22.000 I love the way Kelvin raises his hands.

02:52:24.000 Dude, I'm telling you, man.

02:52:26.000 Kelvin will start...

02:52:27.000 Ooh, good kick to the body there by Vitor. 0.57

02:52:33.000 Yikes.

02:52:34.000 Calvin would be able to pour it on when Vitor starts to wilt, and that's when it's going to get interesting.

02:52:39.000 What if Calvin can try and grapple, too, at all?

02:52:42.000 And the thing about Vitor, too, is he's never really...

02:52:45.000 Except for the rumble fight.

02:52:47.000 The rumble fight, he actually did come back from behind, right?

02:52:49.000 He was losing that fight.

02:52:50.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:52:51.000 Easy with those knees. 1.00

02:52:52.000 He was losing that...

02:52:53.000 Oh, he's hurt.

02:52:56.000 That straight left landed, son.

02:52:57.000 He's hurt.

02:52:58.000 It was that right hand there that hurt him.

02:52:59.000 He's really hurt.

02:53:00.000 His head got snapped back.

02:53:02.000 Look at his nose, son.

02:53:05.000 He throws a mean straight left.

02:53:08.000 See, even this Kelvin compared to Tim Kenny Kelvin, different animal.

02:53:11.000 Looks even better.

02:53:13.000 Yeah.

02:53:14.000 He's so good, and he's so young.

02:53:16.000 And he's been lifting, too, to move into 185. Damn, that jab. 0.99

02:53:20.000 His hands are smooth, man. 1.00

02:53:22.000 And he fires jabs like his body can be at off angles.

02:53:26.000 Yeah, like his distance.

02:53:27.000 Especially, he's not a long guy.

02:53:29.000 Ooh, no.

02:53:29.000 But he uses...

02:53:30.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:53:31.000 Tried the wheel kick again. 1.00

02:53:33.000 Oh, way to get out of there.

02:53:34.000 Boom! 0.99

02:53:35.000 Wow. 1.00

02:53:36.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:53:38.000 Oh, that's over. 1.00

02:53:39.000 Oh, boy.

02:53:40.000 Oh, that's over.

02:53:40.000 Stop the fight, son.

02:53:42.000 Hold on.

02:53:43.000 Goddamn. 0.99

02:53:43.000 Is it Mario? 0.99

02:53:44.000 Hold on.

02:53:44.000 He's kicking up.

02:53:45.000 Is it Mario?

02:53:47.000 Dude, they could've easily...

02:53:48.000 Oh, they could've easily stuffed that light.

02:53:50.000 Oh, Kelvin, you're gonna earn this.

02:53:52.000 Hold on.

02:53:52.000 You're gonna earn this.

02:53:53.000 Wow.

02:53:53.000 This is Brazil, guys.

02:53:54.000 This is fucking Brazil. 1.00

02:53:56.000 Relax. 1.00

02:53:56.000 Everybody calm down. 1.00

02:53:57.000 Oh, Armstrong, he loves...

02:53:59.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:53:59.000 Oh, that's his shit right there. 1.00

02:54:00.000 It's the wrong side, though. 0.99

02:54:01.000 It doesn't matter.

02:54:02.000 It doesn't matter.

02:54:02.000 He can make it...

02:54:03.000 Against the cage, it's gonna be tough, man.

02:54:05.000 It doesn't matter.

02:54:06.000 There's no room.

02:54:06.000 Wrong side.

02:54:07.000 You stay in the mount.

02:54:07.000 You don't even need to get on the side.

02:54:09.000 That's old school shit. 0.99

02:54:09.000 You can't move, though, Eddie, with the cage, right? 0.99

02:54:12.000 Look at Vitor getting up.

02:54:13.000 Look at Vitor.

02:54:15.000 Oh my god, Vitor.

02:54:16.000 Vitor back up.

02:54:17.000 Wow!

02:54:18.000 Oh, you gotta give it up.

02:54:19.000 He survived.

02:54:20.000 Are you kidding me?

02:54:21.000 Oh, it's Big John's the ref.

02:54:23.000 Big John McCarthy.

02:54:24.000 Way to go.

02:54:25.000 Oh, look at this!

02:54:26.000 Big John made it happen.

02:54:27.000 You kidding me right now?

02:54:28.000 He's wobbly.

02:54:29.000 But he did throw some shit right there. 1.00

02:54:31.000 Yeah, he did. 1.00

02:54:32.000 And a great underhook.

02:54:33.000 He's still dangerous.

02:54:34.000 Vitor's still dangerous. 1.00

02:54:35.000 Fuck yes. 1.00

02:54:36.000 But he's not on steady legs. 1.00

02:54:37.000 That straight left comes down the pipe, though.

02:54:39.000 Oh! 0.60

02:54:40.000 He tagged him.

02:54:41.000 He tagged him with that jab. 0.99

02:54:42.000 His jab is so crisp.

02:54:44.000 Who's that?

02:54:45.000 Calvin's jab is so nasty.

02:54:48.000 And he throws that jab right hook. 1.00

02:54:51.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:54:52.000 His fucking hands, man. 1.00

02:54:54.000 Calvin's hands are fast as fuck. 1.00

02:54:56.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:54:57.000 Jesus. 1.00

02:54:58.000 He threw two one-twos in a row.

02:55:00.000 He went, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

02:55:02.000 And the first one was barely off.

02:55:05.000 He covers a lot of ground with those lefts.

02:55:08.000 It's weird because he doesn't have a long reach, but he keeps great distance.

02:55:12.000 He has wide-ass shoulders.

02:55:15.000 I think if you measure his shoulders...

02:55:17.000 I think he's pretty long.

02:55:18.000 Now, let's talk about this, because Calvin had been talking about going on a 170. And you look at how good he looked in a Tim Kennedy fight, and then looked even fucking better against Vitor.

02:55:27.000 I like him at 85. Stop depleting himself. 0.96

02:55:31.000 At 185, he looks like a fucking world champion. 1.00

02:55:34.000 Yep. 1.00

02:55:35.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:55:36.000 Look at this. 1.00

02:55:36.000 Boom! 1.00

02:55:38.000 See that miss? 0.99

02:55:39.000 Boom! 0.99

02:55:40.000 Oh, look at that left! 1.00

02:55:42.000 Shit. 1.00

02:55:43.000 Good lord. 1.00

02:55:44.000 Bang! 1.00

02:55:44.000 Okay. 1.00

02:55:45.000 Look at the distance.

02:55:47.000 Oh my goodness.

02:55:48.000 Joe, here's the argument for 70, though.

02:55:50.000 Oh my goodness.

02:55:51.000 He went to, what, a split decision with Woodley?

02:55:53.000 So what?

02:55:54.000 Boom.

02:55:55.000 Woodley's the champ.

02:55:55.000 Yeah, but you know why he went to a split decision?

02:55:57.000 Damn. 0.99

02:55:59.000 Because he was depleting his body. 1.00

02:56:01.000 When does that happen?

02:56:02.000 I hate seeing it.

02:56:03.000 When does that happen?

02:56:04.000 I hate seeing somebody get hit like that.

02:56:05.000 One, two, one, two.

02:56:06.000 One, two.

02:56:07.000 That first one was barely off.

02:56:10.000 Then he readjusted and knocked him out.

02:56:12.000 Straight down the pipe.

02:56:13.000 Good job, John McCarthy.

02:56:14.000 Good job all the way around, too.

02:56:16.000 Yeah, good job not stopping it and then stopping it when it was over.

02:56:19.000 He's the best.

02:56:21.000 Hands down, Big John's the best. 0.99

02:56:23.000 Fucking amazing. 0.98

02:56:25.000 How about Calvin? 1.00

02:56:25.000 What a fucking renaissance. 1.00

02:56:27.000 He's getting better every fight, man. 1.00

02:56:28.000 Jesus Christ.

02:56:29.000 What do you do next with him?

02:56:31.000 What can you do?

02:56:32.000 If you're his coach, what would you do next with him?

02:56:34.000 Title shot.

02:56:35.000 What can you do?

02:56:36.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:56:36.000 Yeah, you're his coach.

02:56:37.000 Yep.

02:56:38.000 What can you do?

02:56:38.000 Oh, so he jumps over Yoel Romero, Jaco, Luke Rockhold.

02:56:42.000 But here's the question.

02:56:44.000 Here's the question.

02:56:45.000 He's putting people away.

02:56:47.000 But hold on. 0.99

02:56:47.000 If you're making this big GSP, Michael Bisping's super fight, do you make Yoel Romero Versus this motherfucker. 0.99

02:56:54.000 No, no! 0.98

02:56:55.000 No, you don't do this yet.

02:56:56.000 I'm the undercard.

02:56:57.000 Hold on.

02:56:58.000 Brandon, what do you have to say?

02:57:00.000 Joe's got a mischievous mind right now.

02:57:02.000 For the interim title!

02:57:03.000 Another interim title!

02:57:04.000 Let's do it!

02:57:05.000 You get a belt!

02:57:06.000 You get a belt!

02:57:07.000 He's a troublemaker!

02:57:09.000 What do you say about that?

02:57:10.000 No, it's too much for Calvin.

02:57:11.000 We take the Oprah Winfrey approach.

02:57:13.000 Yo Romero's the worst matchup possible for him right now.

02:57:14.000 Just because of his wrestling?

02:57:15.000 Yeah, not yet, man.

02:57:16.000 That's an older veto.

02:57:17.000 Let's not get crazy.

02:57:19.000 He beat Tim Kenney that one foot out.

02:57:20.000 Yo Romero's the same age.

02:57:23.000 Y'all vs.

02:57:24.000 Vitor?

02:57:25.000 Yeah, a little different.

02:57:26.000 They're a little different, sir.

02:57:28.000 A little bit different.

02:57:29.000 The Golden Snitch comes after one, he's good.

02:57:31.000 The other, we don't know.

02:57:33.000 I would like Kelvin to fight a guy, like I think a great fight, obviously you'd have to beat Musashi.

02:57:37.000 I'd like to see Weidman vs.

02:57:38.000 Kelvin.

02:57:39.000 I think that'd be a fun fight.

02:57:40.000 I don't want a top 4-3 guy for him yet.

02:57:44.000 Bill, he's 25!

02:57:45.000 If he uses Yoel, what do we do?

02:57:48.000 You're right.

02:57:48.000 I really hope he stays at 185 and I think he can be a champion.

02:57:51.000 I think he's got everything it takes to be a champion.

02:57:54.000 But bring him up slower.

02:57:54.000 How does he beat New Rockhold?

02:57:56.000 Who knows? 0.99

02:57:56.000 How the fuck did he beat this guy? 0.99

02:57:58.000 How the fuck did Michael Bisping beat him? 1.00

02:58:01.000 Give him some time. 0.99

02:58:01.000 How did Michael Bisping beat Rockhold? 0.99

02:58:03.000 Who knows?

02:58:04.000 He might lose to Rockhold, or he might tune Rockhold up the same way you saw him do the V Tour tonight.

02:58:08.000 You don't know.

02:58:09.000 He's a great fighter. 0.98

02:58:11.000 I mean, that kid, his movement and his accuracy and his combinations, his punches, is fucking phenomenal. 0.97

02:58:17.000 His ability to survive on the ground against Tim Kennedy in that first round and, like, virtually burn no energy, came out of that, survived, and then started beating the shit out of Tim. 0.97

02:58:27.000 And you're like, well, maybe Tim Kennedy did really overtrain. 0.91

02:58:30.000 Maybe he's not really prepared. 0.99

02:58:32.000 Look Look what the fuck he did tonight to Vitor. 0.98

02:58:34.000 There's a big difference between Vitor Belfort at 38 off TRT and the Jacare, Yoel Romero, and Luke Rockhold. 0.99

02:58:41.000 Big difference.

02:58:42.000 You're right.

02:58:42.000 Can he beat them?

02:58:43.000 Yes, right now would be very difficult.

02:58:45.000 But this is the next step, right?

02:58:47.000 The next logical step.

02:58:48.000 How's that the next step?

02:58:49.000 That's insane.

02:58:50.000 I think the next logical step, I feel like Kelvin is top 10. Yes, top 10, yes.

02:58:55.000 I think after the 10 Kennedy fight, I think he was 10. What was he ranked after the Kennedy fight?

02:58:59.000 Isn't he like 8 or no?

02:59:00.000 I think he's 9, isn't he?

02:59:01.000 He might be 10 and Vitor's 9. I don't pay attention.

02:59:04.000 So if that's the case, I feel like he's in the top 6 or 7 now.

02:59:07.000 I think he's moved up, right?

02:59:08.000 This is a phenomenal performance.

02:59:10.000 He's 2-0 at middleweight.

02:59:12.000 He looked amazing against, and on the feet, it was all on the feet, against one of the best strikers in the game.

02:59:17.000 Did you go, aw, when you saw Vitor's face?

02:59:19.000 Oh, Kelvin's 10. Kelvin's 10. It bums me out when I see a great lose.

02:59:25.000 What about Robert Whittaker?

02:59:26.000 That'd be a fun fight. 0.61

02:59:27.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1.00

02:59:28.000 There's a fucking barn burner for you. 1.00

02:59:29.000 But Whittaker has a barn burner coming up. 1.00

02:59:31.000 Jacare. 0.99

02:59:33.000 Damn, that's gonna be nuts. 1.00

02:59:34.000 That's a fucking fight. 1.00

02:59:35.000 I don't think you give Calvin to Jacare or any of those guys quite yet. 0.99

02:59:40.000 So did you know the result of this fight, Eddie?

02:59:43.000 Yeah.

02:59:43.000 You knew what round and the whole deal?

02:59:45.000 I didn't know what round.

02:59:46.000 Was it the first round?

02:59:47.000 Yeah.

02:59:48.000 Yeah.

02:59:49.000 Oh, there you go.

02:59:50.000 What about Derek Brunson or Anderson Silva?

02:59:55.000 Yeah, that's interesting.

02:59:56.000 But wait a minute.

02:59:57.000 This is not current.

02:59:58.000 It can't be, because Vitor's still ahead of him.

03:00:00.000 Well, they're not going to update it tonight, right?

03:00:02.000 Or last night.

03:00:03.000 But the fight was yesterday.

03:00:04.000 I guess they'd probably wait until Monday.

03:00:06.000 But yeah, look.

03:00:06.000 That's a crazy division, right?

03:00:08.000 And Derek Brunson and Anderson Silva just getting done with their fight.

03:00:12.000 Robert Whittaker.

03:00:13.000 Brunson makes sense out of that.

03:00:16.000 It's not a big name fight though for him.

03:00:18.000 Yeah.

03:00:19.000 But you got Andrew Silva, Brunson, Robert Whitaker has a date, Musashi has a date, Wyman has a date, Souza.

03:00:25.000 Everyone has a date except for Rockhold.

03:00:27.000 Yeah, Rockhold has been talking about Bisping.

03:00:30.000 He's waiting for Bisping. 1.00

03:00:31.000 He wants to kick Bisping's ass. 0.99

03:00:32.000 But Bisping and GSP don't even have a date. 0.99

03:00:34.000 So what are you going to do, Rockhold?

03:00:35.000 Where are they going to do that fight?

03:00:36.000 They don't know, do they?

03:00:38.000 Is this the first time they ever announced a fight without a date or a venue or...

03:00:43.000 I feel like it's got to be the 4th of July weekend, right?

03:00:45.000 You would think.

03:00:47.000 Yeah, if you want to knock something out of the park.

03:00:49.000 What does it say there?

03:00:50.000 Bisping vs.

03:00:50.000 St. Pierre.

03:00:51.000 Does it say a number?

03:00:52.000 You look over there in that little picture.

03:00:54.000 It says March 3rd press conference.

03:00:56.000 Oh, okay.

03:00:57.000 So they don't have a date.

03:00:58.000 I would imagine if we're looking, we're already in March, April, May, June, July.

03:01:02.000 Four months from now, that's very reasonable.

03:01:05.000 There's something with GSP he didn't want to fight.

03:01:07.000 Well, that's Jon Jones weekend, too, you know.

03:01:09.000 That's when Jon Jones returns.

03:01:11.000 Jon Jones, Anthony Johnson, Jon Jones, DC. On the undercover?

03:01:16.000 Mufasa.

03:01:16.000 Say it again.

03:01:18.000 Mufasa.

03:01:19.000 Mufasa.

03:01:20.000 That's going to be scary.

03:01:20.000 Jon Jones coming back.

03:01:22.000 Enjoy that.

03:01:23.000 Either one.

03:01:24.000 On the undercard of Bisping versus GSP. Holy shit, what a card. 0.99

03:01:28.000 Oh, boy. 1.00

03:01:29.000 What a card.

03:01:30.000 Hey, Eddie Bravo, what happened with you and Michael Bisping?

03:01:34.000 We heard that there was this crazy argument, and there's a video of you guys talking, but it seems like you're working it out.

03:01:41.000 Bisping's my friend.

03:01:42.000 It's like when you're arguing with your friends, people are thinking, oh, were they going to fight?

03:01:45.000 Not for one second did I think a fight was going to go down.

03:01:50.000 You know, every time I talk about Mike Bisping or anyone else, they usually say he visibly improves from fight to fight.

03:01:59.000 You can see it.

03:02:00.000 And I'm sure he's sick of hearing that, and I was talking about that.

03:02:05.000 I was complimenting him, but then I could see how he thought that implied that He was subpar at one point.

03:02:13.000 So he was like, I take offense to that, man.

03:02:16.000 I was always a badass ever since the Ultimate Fighter show.

03:02:20.000 And I understand where he's coming from.

03:02:23.000 So it was just a misinterpretation of what you were describing.

03:02:27.000 Yeah, and then we just started talking about he's fighting GSP. Yeah, he's a good dude.

03:02:30.000 Great guy.

03:02:32.000 We were arguing and he was getting kind of insulted.

03:02:35.000 He was like, I'm insulted when people say that.

03:02:37.000 I'm like, I'm sorry, I get it.

03:02:38.000 You know, I get it.

03:02:39.000 I was trying to compliment you.

03:02:41.000 I'm trying to say good things about you, but I see how you could see.

03:02:45.000 I should have kept my mouth shut.

03:02:46.000 Was there a couple of adult beverages going around, too?

03:02:49.000 Yeah, yeah, for sure.

03:02:50.000 But, you know, by the end of that conversation, they didn't have anything.

03:02:53.000 You guys were good.

03:02:54.000 Yeah, he's like, dude, I should come up and train with you because I'm fighting GSP. You know he's going to want to take me down.

03:02:58.000 I should get good off my back.

03:02:59.000 Come up, you know.

03:03:00.000 We were...

03:03:02.000 And he didn't even remember.

03:03:03.000 He's such a competitive guy.

03:03:04.000 He didn't even remember.

03:03:05.000 That's what makes him great.

03:03:06.000 He's not going to give you an inch.

03:03:07.000 Yeah, no, no.

03:03:08.000 We're all cool.

03:03:08.000 He DM'd me on Twitter and said, dude, sorry about last night.

03:03:11.000 I go, dude, don't even trip.

03:03:12.000 You know, I should have kept my mouth shut.

03:03:14.000 It was the biggest fight of his life coming up.

03:03:16.000 People think, oh, it's the easiest fight for GSB. That's a tough fucking fight for George, man. 0.99

03:03:20.000 It's a very tough fight. 0.99

03:03:21.000 Think about Bisbee's takedown defense.

03:03:23.000 Who says it's the easiest fight for GSP? That's crazy.

03:03:26.000 He's way bigger.

03:03:27.000 Michael Bisping is a legit 185 who fought at 205. Remember, he won the Ultimate Fighter.

03:03:31.000 Oh my god, look at that combination.

03:03:33.000 Beautiful one too.

03:03:34.000 Look at that again.

03:03:35.000 They're showing it again. 0.99

03:03:36.000 Fucking incredible. 0.99

03:03:37.000 He looks so good. 1.00

03:03:40.000 God damn. 1.00

03:03:42.000 I'd be one legend, I'd be another one. 0.99

03:03:44.000 Calls out Spider Anderson for your C212 in Rio.

03:03:47.000 I don't blame him.

03:03:48.000 It's a good idea.

03:03:50.000 Fighting these legends, smoking them.

03:03:51.000 I don't know if I want to see that, man.

03:03:54.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

03:03:55.000 I'd rather see that than him versus Jacare or some shit. 0.98

03:03:57.000 Derrick Brunson seemed like he was hypnotized by Anderson. 0.97

03:04:01.000 He had too much respect for him. 1.00

03:04:03.000 Just punch him in the face, sir. 0.99

03:04:05.000 He just didn't seem like he found his groove. 0.99

03:04:09.000 Plus, it was him coming off the knockout loss to Robert Whittaker.

03:04:12.000 Bad knockout.

03:04:12.000 He's a little tentative.

03:04:14.000 He tried to switch things up.

03:04:15.000 He tried to go a little technical.

03:04:18.000 Against Anderson, so it was a bad idea.

03:04:19.000 You know, the fans lost in that fight. 0.94

03:04:22.000 That fight sucked. 0.98

03:04:22.000 How dare you? 0.98

03:04:30.000 I honestly have not listened to him at all Because the last time he was doing something we were doing a fight companion so we talked over his work Karen Bryant for this I think Karen then he really take Goldberg spot Well,

03:04:47.000 he's doing some of the ones that Anik would have done, and Anik has kind of taken up Goldberg's spot.

03:04:52.000 I like you and Dom together.

03:04:53.000 The chemistry in you and Dom is the best for me, I think.

03:04:56.000 I like him.

03:04:57.000 I like doing it with him and I like doing it with DC too.

03:05:00.000 I like both of them.

03:05:01.000 You know what makes Bisping so incredible is not only did he, Eve, is that the fact that he got the belt basically with half an eye too.

03:05:09.000 That's got a play factor.

03:05:10.000 He did after 10 years, man.

03:05:11.000 He's been grinding.

03:05:13.000 He deserves more.

03:05:14.000 He never got caught for any P.A.D.s.

03:05:16.000 He lost to only P.A.D. guys, really.

03:05:19.000 He's been fucked, man. 1.00

03:05:21.000 Then he becomes champ on a seven-day notice shooting a movie. 1.00

03:05:24.000 Knocks out Luke Rockhold. 0.99

03:05:25.000 He's nuts. 0.96

03:05:26.000 And then he revenges his loss against Dan Henderson. 1.00

03:05:29.000 It's nuts.

03:05:30.000 His story's so cool, man.

03:05:31.000 It is a crazy story.

03:05:33.000 It's beautiful.

03:05:34.000 I mean, it's all just heart and will.

03:05:37.000 Look at this combination, man.

03:05:40.000 Him and Vito, I mean, oh, see how he tagged him with that jab and snapped his head back?

03:05:44.000 Vitor's still got that spinning kick, though.

03:05:46.000 Yeah, he keeps looking for it, though.

03:05:48.000 Oh, Jesus, when he gets his head snapped back.

03:05:51.000 Big John.

03:05:52.000 That's a function of a younger, faster guy.

03:05:56.000 Well, Vitor never had combinations like that.

03:05:59.000 Vitor's combinations were like straight line, blitzkrieg attacks.

03:06:02.000 What Calvin's doing is hitting these crazy angles with beautiful precision. 0.99

03:06:07.000 Like, if you look at the way he's delivering his punches, it's really some next-level shit. 0.95

03:06:11.000 He's one of the best punchers in MMA right now. 0.98

03:06:14.000 Because what he's doing is he's sliding in and he's not loading up on these shots.

03:06:19.000 He's throwing them with perfect efficiency. 0.99

03:06:22.000 And just ta-ting, ta-ting in his fucking accuracy. 0.99

03:06:25.000 Straight, what you don't see a lot. 0.99

03:06:26.000 Speed, straight, everything.

03:06:27.000 And he moves his body side to side really well.

03:06:31.000 Look how he's like, oh man, it's beautiful.

03:06:35.000 Jesus Christ. 0.98

03:06:36.000 The way he lands that left hand, it's fucking phenomenal. 1.00

03:06:38.000 Fucking hits hard as shit, too. 1.00

03:06:39.000 You gotta go into the legs at that point. 1.00

03:06:41.000 Look at this.

03:06:41.000 Come on.

03:06:41.000 Look at that.

03:06:42.000 Look at that.

03:06:43.000 Jesus.

03:06:43.000 Straight down the pipe with that left hand.

03:06:46.000 Good lord.

03:06:46.000 Look at this.

03:06:47.000 Don't dink!

03:06:48.000 Was that an elbow?

03:06:49.000 No, no.

03:06:50.000 Just punches, man.

03:06:51.000 Jesus.

03:06:51.000 One, two.

03:06:52.000 Excellent.

03:06:53.000 Bang! 1.00

03:06:54.000 Oh! 0.60

03:06:54.000 What a beautiful shot. 0.60

03:06:57.000 Overwhelmed. 1.00

03:06:57.000 Don't ever bring that shit into my fucking cage. 1.00

03:07:00.000 It's like a 1980s show that got canceled after two episodes. 1.00

03:07:04.000 You don't know, dude.

03:07:05.000 About a group of mercenaries in the cage fight on the side.

03:07:08.000 It's a bad plot.

03:07:08.000 They have to choose whether or not they're going to work for the government or pursue a career in cage fighting.

03:07:14.000 That's a movie I don't want to see.

03:07:15.000 Cage fighting wasn't even a real thing. 1.00

03:07:16.000 You guys got to make a fucking... 0.97

03:07:17.000 They had cage fighting, but they wore those PKA karate shoes from the 1980s. 0.99

03:07:23.000 And they wore those long shiny pants.

03:07:25.000 Remember those karate pants?

03:07:26.000 And they had the black belt on over the shiny pants.

03:07:29.000 And we say awesome things like this.

03:07:31.000 When we want to leave, we go like this. 1.00

03:07:34.000 I go, hey guys, let's blow this fucking joint. 1.00

03:07:37.000 I say that. 0.99

03:07:38.000 And then I... And then someone goes, you mean the whole joint?

03:07:42.000 Yep. 0.99

03:07:42.000 And then I go like this, I go, when we really want to get my boys going, I go, let's fucking go! 0.99

03:07:47.000 So G-O with a lot of O's. 0.97

03:07:50.000 There was a martial arts movie that Frank Shamrock...

03:07:54.000 I feel sick. 1.00

03:07:55.000 You don't like my fucking movie? 1.00

03:07:56.000 Because it's man shit. 1.00

03:07:58.000 Let's go get some fucking burgers after we finish here when other people are talking or what happens? 1.00

03:08:02.000 What, dude? 0.99

03:08:03.000 I'm going through my movie. 0.99

03:08:04.000 Not even letting me fucking know. 0.99

03:08:06.000 No, he was talking. 0.99

03:08:08.000 There's this low-budget martial arts movie called No Rules.

03:08:12.000 Frank Shamrock's in it.

03:08:13.000 Randy Couture's in it.

03:08:15.000 Tom Sizemore's in it when he's like...

03:08:16.000 Tom Sizemore!

03:08:17.000 When he needed cash and he's like in the middle of like...

03:08:19.000 Rehabs and everything.

03:08:21.000 He's in the movie as the main fighter, Thomas Eisner.

03:08:23.000 Oh hell no.

03:08:24.000 And he wore a sweater when he fought.

03:08:27.000 Like a loose sweater because he was like in the worst shape of his life.

03:08:32.000 You gotta see it, seriously.

03:08:34.000 No rules.

03:08:35.000 You got to see it.

03:08:38.000 Dude, I don't know where it's at, but you have to see this.

03:08:41.000 Why don't we, here it is, look up at the screen.

03:08:43.000 We should do a fight.

03:08:44.000 Why don't we do a fight?

03:08:45.000 That's what I was going to say.

03:08:46.000 Dude, it's amazing. 1.00

03:08:47.000 Fuck yes. 1.00

03:08:47.000 Pamela Anderson's brother wrote the script. 1.00

03:08:50.000 That sounds like a bad idea already.

03:08:52.000 Oh, God.

03:08:52.000 Oh, dude.

03:08:53.000 It looks like serious action.

03:08:56.000 Hold on.

03:08:57.000 Look at this trailer, dude.

03:08:58.000 Dude, look at the fire behind it.

03:08:59.000 Pamela Anderson.

03:09:00.000 Pamela Anderson was in it? 0.94

03:09:01.000 In 2005, I'm in.

03:09:02.000 I was supposed to be in it, but I bailed, because I had a seminar.

03:09:06.000 I'm like, dude, I'm proud of you, Eddie.

03:09:07.000 Jean-Jacques was going to be in it.

03:09:09.000 He bailed first.

03:09:10.000 Jean-Jacques bailed first.

03:09:12.000 I'm so proud of you, Eddie, for not doing this.

03:09:15.000 Did they agree to have Tom Sizemore in the sweater, or was that the stipulation?

03:09:19.000 Dude, that was incredible.

03:09:20.000 That's the only way they could get him.

03:09:23.000 Remember David Dunn?

03:09:25.000 Yeah, I remember Dave.

03:09:26.000 You always have to have the sea where he's contemplating, where he looks out on the ocean.

03:09:30.000 It's super important to wander and meditate.

03:09:32.000 Dude, this is 2.5.

03:09:32.000 It looks like 87. Uh-oh.

03:09:34.000 And there's an evil fight team, and when they do omoblatas, it's like a satanic thing.

03:09:40.000 They kill you with omoblatas.

03:09:42.000 No joke.

03:09:43.000 Frank Shamrock is part of the evil fight team.

03:09:46.000 Look at the tap-out logo. 0.95

03:09:47.000 They kill people. 0.76

03:09:48.000 Uh oh, is that Pamela Anderson? 1.00

03:09:51.000 Holy shit! 1.00

03:09:51.000 She made a cameo. 1.00

03:09:52.000 She did this and barbed wire. 1.00

03:09:53.000 She threw something at him. 0.97

03:09:54.000 Oh, right in the head.

03:09:56.000 Oh, right in the head.

03:09:57.000 Whoa, he backfisted that guy. 0.99

03:09:58.000 Dude, that backfist is sick. 0.93

03:09:59.000 Dave Dunn with the backfist.

03:10:00.000 Look at the uppercut.

03:10:01.000 The uppercut that launches the dude upside down and backwards.

03:10:04.000 See that happen a million times.

03:10:06.000 This is good.

03:10:06.000 Oh, it's real.

03:10:07.000 Jean-Jacques wasn't going to be here.

03:10:09.000 He backed out.

03:10:11.000 So they call me up.

03:10:12.000 They go, Jean-Jacques backed out.

03:10:14.000 And he goes, dude, we need another villain.

03:10:16.000 And I knew Randy Couture was thinking about being in movies.

03:10:18.000 So I said, maybe I could call Randy.

03:10:20.000 So I called Randy.

03:10:21.000 I go, you want to do a movie?

03:10:23.000 They need a villain last minute.

03:10:25.000 Randy Couture jumped in and he did it.

03:10:27.000 So now if we do something like this...

03:10:30.000 It almost can't be a stand-alone thing.

03:10:34.000 Like, we really almost need some of the dialogue.

03:10:37.000 Dude, you gotta see it.

03:10:38.000 You gotta see it. 0.99

03:10:38.000 Because people need to hear what the fuck we're referring to. 0.99

03:10:40.000 Oh, it's a great movie. 0.99

03:10:41.000 Now, is this a movie that they can get online?

03:10:43.000 Gary Busey!

03:10:44.000 Gary Busey's in it!

03:10:45.000 Look at this, the evil fight.

03:10:46.000 Look at Frank Shamrock right here.

03:10:47.000 Oh my god, Gary Busey is in it.

03:10:49.000 Look at the Satanic Fight Club.

03:10:52.000 Frank Shamrock.

03:10:53.000 This is the worst movie of all time. 0.61

03:10:54.000 Frank Shamrock is Satanic? 0.81

03:10:57.000 Satanic Fight Team.

03:10:58.000 Look at Gary Busey, the best.

03:11:01.000 Dude, I can't believe no one's career boomed up.

03:11:03.000 Oh, he broke that dude's back over his shoulders.

03:11:08.000 That's a good move.

03:11:08.000 Dude, look at that.

03:11:10.000 That's MMA Bible.

03:11:11.000 Look, it's Randy.

03:11:12.000 Young Randy Couture.

03:11:14.000 This is an amazing movie.

03:11:15.000 What is Randy up to these days?

03:11:17.000 Anybody talk to him?

03:11:18.000 Look at that Randy and...

03:11:20.000 He was on our show a little bit ago.

03:11:22.000 Yeah? 1.00

03:11:23.000 Doing the damn thing. 1.00

03:11:23.000 What's he been doing? 1.00

03:11:25.000 He's involved with that Fighters Union thing, and then he's making movies, doing a lot of action.

03:11:29.000 Which Fighters Union thing?

03:11:31.000 Isn't there like three of them, and they're all duking it out with each other?

03:11:33.000 There's the Mixed Martial Arts Athletic Association, and then there's the Union.

03:11:37.000 He's part of the Union.

03:11:38.000 What's the better one?

03:11:39.000 Oh, the training montage.

03:11:40.000 Super important.

03:11:41.000 Association with your destiny.

03:11:44.000 Punching ropes and stuff.

03:11:45.000 Yeah, Makiriwara.

03:11:47.000 This is an amazing movie.

03:11:48.000 Yeah.

03:11:49.000 This is like my life in the 80s, man, when I ran with that gang.

03:11:52.000 This is my 90s movie.

03:11:53.000 Oh, this is 2005. It was taken off of my dragon gang that I used to roam with.

03:11:58.000 No rules.

03:11:59.000 No rules.

03:12:00.000 That wasn't rules.

03:12:01.000 Guaranteed hit.

03:12:02.000 Seriously.

03:12:03.000 That was right when The Ultimate Fighter was made.

03:12:06.000 That movie. 1.00

03:12:06.000 So they're trying to capitalize on that shit. 1.00

03:12:08.000 No, they probably didn't know about it yet. 1.00

03:12:09.000 It was probably like in the process of that. 1.00

03:12:11.000 And then they saw how it really goes down like, ah, shit. 1.00

03:12:14.000 Damn it. 1.00

03:12:15.000 There's no Satan worship in MMA. Satanic fighting. 1.00

03:12:20.000 I remember reading the script going, what?

03:12:23.000 You must be like, what?

03:12:25.000 Dude, throw him a bone! 1.00

03:12:26.000 There must be. 0.99

03:12:27.000 Throw him a bone! 1.00

03:12:27.000 I bet if we had a show where we just watched bad movies. 1.00

03:12:31.000 They should be happy.

03:12:32.000 I bet if we had a show where we just watched bad movies and did a companion for bad movies.

03:12:36.000 Dude.

03:12:37.000 Movie companions?

03:12:38.000 Movie companions? 0.99

03:12:38.000 You never run out of shitty movies. 0.99

03:12:40.000 You know what they told me? 0.99

03:12:41.000 And you can go, we're hitting play now. 0.97

03:12:43.000 You give everyone a week's notice on Monday and go, hey, we're watching fucking Naked Gun on Friday. 0.98

03:12:49.000 Right. 0.96

03:12:50.000 We're playing it now.

03:12:51.000 And everyone has Naked Gun ready in their score.

03:12:53.000 Yeah, everybody cues it up.

03:12:54.000 Yes.

03:12:55.000 And then we all watch it together.

03:12:56.000 Like Grease.

03:12:57.000 I was watching Grease the other night with John Travolta and I sent a text message to Jamie.

03:13:02.000 I said, we should do a fight companion for the movie Grease.

03:13:05.000 I got chills.

03:13:06.000 They're multiplying.

03:13:08.000 And I'm losing control.

03:13:11.000 Overpower.

03:13:12.000 You're supplying.

03:13:14.000 It's electrifying. 0.92

03:13:20.000 The producer of that show said, dude, if you get me fucking Randy Couture, I will make your part so much bigger. 0.91

03:13:28.000 He said that? 0.98

03:13:29.000 He said that.

03:13:29.000 And I'm like, whatever.

03:13:31.000 Yeah, right!

03:13:32.000 Then I bailed like two weeks later.

03:13:34.000 I gotta find a way to bail.

03:13:35.000 Sounds like a bad idea.

03:13:36.000 Oh, that's so funny.

03:13:36.000 It's so funny.

03:13:37.000 It was the satanic omoplathas that got me.

03:13:40.000 It got John Jock.

03:13:41.000 John Jock said, he let somebody read the script.

03:13:44.000 I can't.

03:13:44.000 They said, I advise you to abort mission.

03:13:50.000 This will ruin your name.

03:13:52.000 How do you die from an omoplata?

03:13:55.000 Does your arm just rip off and you bleed?

03:13:57.000 You know what?

03:13:58.000 I never got through the whole movie. 0.84

03:14:00.000 You're goddamn right you did it. 0.70

03:14:01.000 You get through like 20 minutes and you're like, cool, I get it. 0.94

03:14:05.000 20 minutes.

03:14:07.000 You've got to get a series of movies like that.

03:14:11.000 You get a bunch of them.

03:14:12.000 This is my favorite commercial.

03:14:13.000 I want to see Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.

03:14:15.000 The guy in the tiny pony.

03:14:17.000 Yeah, but Patrick Swayze in Rosehouse has almost been done to death.

03:14:20.000 I live-tweeted it once, or Instagrammed it, and I realized how homoerotic it is. 1.00

03:14:26.000 It's insanely homoerotic. 0.99

03:14:28.000 I went through a whole series of tweets where I highlighted what their quotes were, what the fuck they said. 1.00

03:14:33.000 Do you want to see the gayest scene? 1.00

03:14:34.000 The gayest scene of all time is the volleyball scene in First Top Gun. 1.00

03:14:37.000 Go ahead, pull that up, Jamie.

03:14:39.000 That was a whole thing that...

03:14:40.000 This is an interesting story.

03:14:42.000 This is a whole thing that...

03:14:44.000 Quentin Tarantino put in a movie, but apparently it's something that, a Roger Avery thing.

03:14:49.000 It's like, you could read it up online, but it's apparently Roger Avery's theory that, you know, Roger Avery made Killing Zoe, who's a brilliant actor, or brilliant director, writer, and wound up killing a guy in a drunk driving accident.

03:15:02.000 Wound up doing jail time and was like tweeting from jail. 0.99

03:15:05.000 Damn. 0.99

03:15:06.000 If I remember correctly, in the early days of Twitter. 0.99

03:15:08.000 I'm not making that up, right?

03:15:09.000 Isn't that the case?

03:15:10.000 Was tweeting, I think, from the early days of jail.

03:15:12.000 But this...

03:15:14.000 Top Gun, according to Tarantino, according to Roger Avery, was his theory.

03:15:20.000 It's like, say, if you had a theory and you were always talking about it, you'd polished it up and made it really funny, and then you'd tell it to Shob, and Shob goes on Fox News and starts talking about, here's my theory, B, and he just rattles off your stuff.

03:15:32.000 That's kind of what he did, allegedly.

03:15:34.000 But what was he saying about it? 0.98

03:15:35.000 Well, it's just that Top Gun is gay. 0.95

03:15:38.000 Right. 0.90

03:15:38.000 Like, Quentin Tarantino goes through this whole thing about all the different various moments where you realize what the hidden subtext is, and it's all homosexual. 0.90

03:15:46.000 Is it really? 0.99

03:15:47.000 I don't remember that shit. 0.99

03:15:48.000 It's hilarious. 0.98

03:15:49.000 We can't play it, although it'll kick us off of YouTube, but we'll play it after the podcast is over.

03:15:53.000 Oh, we can't play the volleyball scene, I don't know.

03:15:55.000 No, we can't play the Quentin Tarantino dissection of Top Gun because if we do, they'll kick us off of YouTube because it's not our content.

03:16:03.000 Is that the actual movie right there?

03:16:04.000 It is.

03:16:05.000 Everything gets kicked off YouTube.

03:16:06.000 People own their content.

03:16:08.000 If you make something, whether it's a movie or a song or anything, and someone puts it on a YouTube thing and then puts it up on YouTube, they shut it down.

03:16:15.000 We got shut down for showing Planet Earth 2, the lizard run from snakes.

03:16:19.000 They shut it down like minutes.

03:16:21.000 Oh, yeah.

03:16:22.000 Well, all those, apparently, that's one of the most lucrative video segments, is the animal attack segment.

03:16:29.000 Because people love watching those animals attack other animals and attack people. 0.99

03:16:33.000 And any time there's a video like that, if you throw that shit up on Facebook, it's going to get your page shut down. 0.99

03:16:37.000 It's happening to me. 0.99

03:16:38.000 With the quickness, too.

03:16:39.000 Quick.

03:16:39.000 And they shut my page down for like three days.

03:16:41.000 Instagram's are cool, though.

03:16:42.000 They're a little bit cooler, but it's going to eventually bleed over to that, too.

03:16:45.000 Because doesn't Google own Instagram?

03:16:47.000 Facebook.

03:16:47.000 Facebook owns Instagram.

03:16:48.000 So seriously, it's the same thing.

03:16:50.000 Haters gonna hate.

03:16:51.000 Haters gonna hate. 1.00

03:16:51.000 Let me post a goddamn fucking reptile video. 1.00

03:16:54.000 Yeah, but the problem is somebody owns that reptile video on YouTube and they're making money off the ads and it's real money. 1.00

03:17:00.000 That's fair.

03:17:00.000 Because a lot of those videos, it's 100% fair.

03:17:02.000 Oh, no, it's definitely fair.

03:17:03.000 Look, we just want to see it, okay?

03:17:05.000 If I can put it up on my page and show everybody, that's cool, too.

03:17:08.000 But I just want to see it.

03:17:09.000 So if people are showing...

03:17:11.000 Whatever is going to make sure these people put up more of those videos is good. 0.98

03:17:14.000 I mean, I'm not in the fucking animal attack video business.

03:17:17.000 Well, you know what would be cool is if you repost a video from Planet... 0.56

03:17:25.000 Maybe they want to generate more subscribers onto their page, though, and the argument could be made that if you had it somewhere else, it somehow or another might keep people from subscribing to their page.

03:17:38.000 That's the argument.

03:17:39.000 We did this thing on Fightin' the Kid 3D where I put on a deer suit, and Brendan put on a lion suit, and I had to kind of run away from him, like on my hands and knees, like on my hands and feet.

03:17:51.000 It was for this sketch, and he would come over and just jump in the air and land on me. 0.82

03:17:55.000 I was so fucking worried my back was going to break every single time, but I was thinking about how ridiculous that fucking sketch was, where we're both dressed as— It's a little bit ridiculous now when we're talking about real animal attacks, yeah. 0.96

03:18:05.000 Well, it was very similar. 0.94

03:18:06.000 Yeah, but it would give you a nice opportunity to talk about Fighter and the Kid 3D, which is available now.

03:18:10.000 Yeah, right?

03:18:11.000 No, no, no.

03:18:12.000 I don't even know if it is.

03:18:13.000 Fox owns that.

03:18:14.000 Yeah.

03:18:14.000 Really?

03:18:14.000 Yeah.

03:18:15.000 Are they not releasing it?

03:18:16.000 No, I don't think we have to pay for it.

03:18:18.000 Oh, because you guys broke up?

03:18:19.000 Yeah, since we separated.

03:18:20.000 Oh, no.

03:18:21.000 Divorce.

03:18:21.000 So you guys made all those sketches and now people can't watch them?

03:18:24.000 They can, but they have to pay...

03:18:25.000 You know what?

03:18:25.000 It's all over online.

03:18:27.000 And they're good.

03:18:27.000 They released them.

03:18:28.000 Don't pay for them.

03:18:28.000 Do some research.

03:18:29.000 You can find them.

03:18:30.000 I can't believe what you're saying.

03:18:31.000 Some of them are good.

03:18:32.000 I'm proud of them.

03:18:32.000 Most finishes in UFC pride WEC Strikeforce history.

03:18:36.000 Shogun right up there with 17. Donald Cerrone 17. Vandele 20. And Crow Cop number one. 0.93

03:18:42.000 So is Crow Cop on Mount Rushmore? 0.99

03:18:44.000 That's a good question. 1.00

03:18:45.000 Fuck. 1.00

03:18:45.000 He never... 1.00

03:18:46.000 Not in the UFC. He never really performed to the best of his ability in the UFC. He also never looked this...

03:18:51.000 Well...

03:18:52.000 Who knows what that's all about?

03:18:53.000 But he never looked the same.

03:18:55.000 When he came from Strikeforce, or excuse me, from Pride, over to the UFC. Then when he left the UFC, he did work.

03:19:00.000 He became one champion, rising. 0.99

03:19:02.000 It's fucking nuts, man. 0.99

03:19:03.000 Well, you know, he got back on the Mexican supplements, let's be honest. 1.00

03:19:06.000 But he was also on Mexican supplements for a little bit during the UFC, let's be honest.

03:19:10.000 You think so?

03:19:10.000 100% exemption.

03:19:12.000 Do you think he was on a TRT exemption?

03:19:15.000 Really?

03:19:16.000 He had TRT? I think so.

03:19:18.000 Well, don't they have to announce that though?

03:19:19.000 No, hell no they don't have to announce that.

03:19:21.000 How many people had it?

03:19:22.000 Oh man, a good amount.

03:19:23.000 And then, because the floodgates opened, because once people found out other guys were doing it, they had to put a stop to it.

03:19:28.000 Because you had to go through certain people to get it, and then it was just a bad look.

03:19:34.000 Because if it's an advantage, everyone wants to do it.

03:19:37.000 Yeah, it was weird for a few years, because it was legal for a few years, and everybody was like, what are they doing?

03:19:42.000 Yeah, we're doing steroids.

03:19:43.000 TRT? You know, the floodgates open, but then they're like, no, hell no.

03:19:47.000 Well, not only that, like, the way they measure your levels, like...

03:19:52.000 You could be doing that stuff every day.

03:19:54.000 I mean, as long as you're staying under some ridiculously high level, and some of them that did get caught, like one of the reasons why it got shut down was when they caught Vitor, and he was at like 1,470, and the doctor was like, well, this isn't even healthy.

03:20:09.000 This is like a dangerous level.

03:20:11.000 Same thing with Nate Marquardt.

03:20:12.000 When Nate Marquardt got popped, he was supposed to fight Rick Story, and then he wound up fighting Charlie Brenneman.

03:20:17.000 That was last minute replacement. 0.99

03:20:19.000 It was like, they did his levels, and they went, what the fuck, son? 0.99

03:20:22.000 Like, there ain't no way you're fighting. 0.99

03:20:24.000 Like, this is not healthy.

03:20:25.000 Like, you're on some silverback gorilla levels here.

03:20:29.000 Yikes.

03:20:32.000 Aren't there different, like there's free testosterone?

03:20:34.000 Yep.

03:20:35.000 So how does that work?

03:20:36.000 Well, you'd have to talk to a real endocrinologist.

03:20:40.000 But they would explain what's available to you, what your body has to process, what your levels are.

03:20:46.000 And then they can also find, like, it all depends on when you've eaten, how much sleep you've gotten.

03:20:52.000 If you worked out.

03:20:54.000 What kind of a meal you've eaten? 0.91

03:20:56.000 That's why these blood tests are kind of ridiculous.

03:20:59.000 I talked to a doctor who literally told me, if you wanted your growth hormone levels to show up as low, all you would have to do is eat a really heavy meal right before you got your blood tested.

03:21:10.000 How far before?

03:21:11.000 He's like...

03:21:12.000 45 minutes, an hour should do it. 0.55

03:21:14.000 He goes, just eat a bunch of cheeseburgers and shitty food and fries and milkshakes and then just go in there. 0.81

03:21:18.000 He goes, you'll have such a crash. 0.99

03:21:20.000 Your insulin levels, your growth hormone levels, everything's going to be all fucked and out of whack because you just threw some sludge into your system. 0.96

03:21:28.000 So how's the best way to check your true resting testosterone? 0.96

03:21:31.000 Over a week?

03:21:32.000 Yeah, you should test it.

03:21:33.000 You should get a mean.

03:21:35.000 You should test it, and you should write down what you're eating, how much you're sleeping, and then also, one of the things that has a big effect on testosterone is how much cholesterol and how much saturated fat.

03:21:49.000 And people, for the longest time, of course, thought it was the opposite.

03:21:52.000 They thought that that stuff was bad for you, but now they realize that's actually the precursors for testosterone and other hormones.

03:21:58.000 Saturated fat.

03:21:59.000 Your body needs cholesterol and saturated fat to convert to testosterone.

03:22:03.000 So one of the things that people find, and John Rallo found this out, he was one of the first people to tell me about this, when he switched to a keto diet, his testosterone went way up.

03:22:13.000 He goes way up.

03:22:15.000 Yeah, it happens with a lot of guys.

03:22:18.000 Your whole state during the day changes because you don't have the crash thing.

03:22:26.000 Like, last night I ate in the late afternoon and then I didn't eat till this morning.

03:22:32.000 So I probably went...

03:22:35.000 Till I had some butter coffee this morning at like 10 a.m.

03:22:40.000 And I had maybe eaten at like 3 in the afternoon.

03:22:42.000 It's a long fast.

03:22:43.000 It's a long fast.

03:22:44.000 But it doesn't bother me at all.

03:22:46.000 Because of the fats?

03:22:46.000 Because my body's just used to burning fats.

03:22:49.000 Oh, I had some exogenous ketones, too.

03:22:52.000 I had some of that like an hour later.

03:22:54.000 So, my body's on full ketogenic state, so I'm just burning fat all the time.

03:22:59.000 And when you do that, you don't have that weird, crazy, like, I've got to eat now thing.

03:23:05.000 The crashes, the highs and the lows.

03:23:07.000 But if I was just burning carbohydrates and I took that much time off eating, I'd be frantic.

03:23:11.000 Like, really frantic.

03:23:12.000 And you won't be able to think and stuff, too.

03:23:14.000 Meanwhile, my energy levels are perfect.

03:23:16.000 I did two sets last night at the store.

03:23:18.000 Perfect.

03:23:18.000 No problems.

03:23:19.000 Yeah, when you live off fat, as opposed to glucose, your appetite is way more suppressed.

03:23:26.000 Way more suppressed.

03:23:27.000 Just for that benefit alone, I like it.

03:23:30.000 Just that.

03:23:31.000 Because it keeps me from thinking about it so much. 0.98

03:23:33.000 Because when I fucked up... 0.99

03:23:36.000 Maybe a week or so ago. 0.97

03:23:38.000 Not even.

03:23:39.000 Last weekend.

03:23:39.000 Yeah, yeah, but a week ago.

03:23:40.000 I took like one Sunday and I went off.

03:23:44.000 That's a good time.

03:23:45.000 I had pizza.

03:23:46.000 I had a Cuban sandwich. 0.99

03:23:48.000 I ate all this bread and shitty food. 0.96

03:23:52.000 And then it took me like a few days for my body to get back into a state of ketosis. 0.96

03:23:57.000 But once I did that, man, I was so hungry.

03:24:01.000 Like as soon as my body started flipping over to the calorie, to the carbohydrate side.

03:24:05.000 Because you needed more glucose because your body, you go through glucose very quickly in your bloodstream.

03:24:08.000 You only have a few hours of it.

03:24:10.000 So your body gets hungry again.

03:24:11.000 Yeah, your body has a few hours of it and then you've got to refuel again.

03:24:13.000 It's really interesting.

03:24:15.000 Dude, I have to go soon. 0.98

03:24:16.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

03:24:17.000 I have a set tonight. 0.99

03:24:18.000 Oh, that's right.

03:24:18.000 Coming to the store.

03:24:20.000 Aren't you on tonight, too?

03:24:21.000 Yep.

03:24:21.000 Whose show is that?

03:24:24.000 It's for an animal rescue thing.

03:24:26.000 By the way, the end of this month, March 30, 31, April 1, I'm at the American Comedy Company.

03:24:31.000 That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

03:24:33.000 This is weird.

03:24:33.000 I'm pitching my date.

03:24:34.000 He's just throwing in some plugs.

03:24:35.000 Yeah, I'll be in San Diego at the end of the month.

03:24:37.000 That's a great club.

03:24:38.000 I know, I love it.

03:24:38.000 That's a fun place.

03:24:39.000 Do you ever do La Jolla?

03:24:40.000 Do you do the Comedy Store down there?

03:24:41.000 Not anymore, and I miss it.

03:24:42.000 I'm there, Joe. 0.99

03:24:43.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

03:24:43.000 April 27th. 0.99

03:24:44.000 What a segue.

03:24:45.000 I'm glad you brought that up, sir.

03:24:47.000 It's amazing, huh?

03:24:48.000 Finding Kid, April 8th and 9th, D.C., Philly.

03:24:51.000 Oh, yeah.

03:24:52.000 Do I have time for one plug, too?

03:24:54.000 Yes, please.

03:24:55.000 I'm going to be at Evolve slash 10th Planet Singapore for a week.

03:25:00.000 Super camp, two classes a day, Monday through Friday, and then there's a 1FC show on that Saturday.

03:25:06.000 It's May 21st, all that week, two classes a day.

03:25:12.000 Contact Evolve MMA. It's gonna be crazy.

03:25:15.000 So they're bringing you in to do the seminar and then you're gonna stay for the fights and watch the fights?

03:25:20.000 I'm doing two classes a day.

03:25:21.000 It's like a crazy camp.

03:25:24.000 All week.

03:25:24.000 So you're doing that and then you're gonna stay for the fights?

03:25:26.000 Yep.

03:25:27.000 One FC. Somebody should fucking snatch you up. 0.99

03:25:29.000 Would you be willing to do that thing that you used to do for the UFC? We used to do the scoring in between rounds? 0.99

03:25:36.000 I'd rather just watch the fights, man.

03:25:38.000 I'd rather just watch them.

03:25:39.000 You want to watch them right here, right?

03:25:40.000 I'll do it.

03:25:41.000 What do I know?

03:25:42.000 Come on.

03:25:42.000 This is the most fun place in the house to watch the fights.

03:25:44.000 They should give us a booth ringside and let us fight Companion. 1.00

03:25:49.000 Just give us a booth.

03:25:50.000 It's one of the biggest ratings of all time, yeah.

03:25:52.000 You want to see who would be paying attention.

03:25:54.000 Like, if you have those commentary options, like you have it on Fight Pass, you can listen to it in Espanol, you can listen to it.

03:26:00.000 You know, this should be, you can listen to the corners, this should be an option for Fight Companion. 0.94

03:26:04.000 If we had a Fight Companion option, we showed up, and we showed up, and we had like a fucking smoke-proof booth. 0.93

03:26:11.000 Smoke proof booth. 0.92

03:26:14.000 Just jamie up there with like DJ lights and like a DJ table and a smoke proof room and just filled.

03:26:22.000 That's good.

03:26:22.000 That'd be sick.

03:26:23.000 I want to do a...

03:26:24.000 People go crazy.

03:26:25.000 Do you know...

03:26:26.000 The reality is, we're not trying to brag here, but the reality is way more people listen to this than watch these fights.

03:26:34.000 That's not bragging, that's a fact.

03:26:36.000 It's just true.

03:26:37.000 God, you're not bragging.

03:26:38.000 The last one, I mean, we've gotten, you know, with YouTube and with iTunes, we've got as many as 7 million people downloading and watching these things.

03:26:47.000 Yeah.

03:26:48.000 How much is that?

03:26:49.000 I gotta start doing my hair before I come.

03:26:51.000 There's no way this got seven million people.

03:26:53.000 This maybe got a million.

03:26:55.000 You think it got a million?

03:26:56.000 No.

03:26:57.000 This might have got a million.

03:26:58.000 Fox Sports one?

03:26:59.000 Might got a million.

03:26:59.000 Saturday night?

03:27:00.000 Maybe.

03:27:01.000 A million's good?

03:27:02.000 A million's not bad.

03:27:03.000 But here's the thing.

03:27:04.000 What we're not taking into consideration is how many people watched in Brazil.

03:27:06.000 It might be way over a million because it's Vitor, right? 0.97

03:27:09.000 Oh shit, that's straight left. 0.98

03:27:10.000 Maybe. 0.99

03:27:11.000 It might be way over a million in Brazil.

03:27:13.000 I mean, we're not getting the Globo numbers, right?

03:27:15.000 We're getting the FS1 numbers.

03:27:16.000 Unless we hire people to translate this in Portuguese.

03:27:19.000 Now we're talking.

03:27:20.000 Can you imagine? 1.00

03:27:21.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

03:27:21.000 It's pronounced Portuguese. 0.99

03:27:22.000 You gotta have a Brazilian, Eddie, Bravo, Brian, and me, and Rogan?

03:27:25.000 The problem is that the humor wouldn't translate. 0.94

03:27:28.000 Someone would fuck up our jokes. 1.00

03:27:29.000 He goes, these guys suck. 1.00

03:27:30.000 I know, these guys are mad. 1.00

03:27:31.000 I just want somebody with a sexy voice to dub me. 0.56

03:27:33.000 I know, I need about to.

03:27:35.000 Are you just talking into the mic with food in your face?

03:27:37.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

03:27:38.000 How dare you?

03:27:38.000 I'm gonna leave on that note, gentlemen.

03:27:40.000 Okay, let's wrap this bitch up, and we're gonna try to do next Saturday night, or Saturday afternoon, 2 in the afternoon, right? 1.00

03:27:45.000 Birthday! 0.99

03:27:46.000 I'm bringing birthday cake! 1.00

03:27:47.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

03:27:48.000 Happy birthday, buddy! 1.00

03:27:49.000 To your son.

03:27:50.000 That's it.

03:27:51.000 We got a lot of podcasts this week.

03:27:52.000 See ya.

03:27:53.000 Bye!

The Joe Rogan Experience - March 12, 2017

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - March 12, 2017

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