The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 8, 2016

00:00:01.000 Yes!

00:00:02.000 We're live ladies and gentlemen!

00:00:04.000 UFC 204 Fight Companion with my brother Edgy Bra is here!

00:00:08.000 Hello!

00:00:11.000 First time ever in the Fight Companion Cameron Haynes is here ladies and gentlemen.

00:00:15.000 What's up?

00:00:16.000 And of course Brandon motherfucking Sharp aka Big Brown and we're here live for the Bisping versus Henderson rematch a fucking huge fight for the middleweight championship of the world in Bisping's hometown of Manchester, England. 0.97

00:00:35.000 They are gonna be going all 0.98

00:00:37.000 Off! 0.90

00:00:38.000 When he gets into that cage.

00:00:39.000 He's never lost?

00:00:40.000 Where, over there?

00:00:41.000 Yeah, over there, he's never lost.

00:00:42.000 Well, dude, there's some serious love for Bisping in Manchester.

00:00:46.000 When I went to Bisping, to Manchester to watch him fight, I remember thinking, I've seen him fight a couple times in England, I believe, but when you see him over there, you realize, oh, they just don't like him in certain parts of America.

00:00:58.000 In England, he's gigantic.

00:01:02.000 Super-starched.

00:01:02.000 He's the reason why MMA's so big over there.

00:01:04.000 Huge over there like you don't realize it because there's been a bunch of times for whatever reason the fans turned against him and some some events and hair for talking shit like the time when he said the f-word fag but in England it's different it's not a homosexual term. 0.99

00:01:19.000 Isn't it a cigarette? 0.99

00:01:20.000 Yes so when he uses it over you know I'm saying he didn't mean it in that tone.

00:01:23.000 Right but that's how he was saying it he wasn't saying it like it was a cigarette he was saying it like...

00:01:29.000 But over there it's a little different, you know what I'm saying?

00:01:31.000 They throw it around in a different connotation.

00:01:33.000 This is what you always understand when it comes to trash talking. 0.63

00:01:36.000 When two dudes are trash talking each other, you cannot expect them to keep it PC. 0.94

00:01:41.000 What they're trying to do is humiliate each other, it's verbal warfare. 0.99

00:01:44.000 And you can't say that that's his position on gay people. 0.86

00:01:49.000 Maybe it's rude for him to say it, maybe it's rude for him to insinuate there's anything wrong with being homosexual.

00:01:54.000 Definitely. 1.00

00:01:54.000 But he's fucking with that guy. 1.00

00:01:57.000 You gotta understand, this is not like a deposition in court. 0.99

00:02:00.000 This is not like his ultimate feelings on homosexuality. 0.99

00:02:02.000 It's not some Donald Trump shit. 1.00

00:02:03.000 He's calling some dude a fag because he wants to punch him in the face. 1.00

00:02:06.000 Hopefully he doesn't run for presidency. 1.00

00:02:09.000 Exactly.

00:02:10.000 We were talking about that Trump thing way over here.

00:02:13.000 It's like that movie, The Campaign, with Will Ferrell. 1.00

00:02:16.000 It's like, you can't make this shit up! 1.00

00:02:19.000 How crazy is it that it's a joke to say, hey, you better watch what you say or you'll get murdered by Hillary? 1.00

00:02:25.000 Isn't that crazy? 0.85

00:02:26.000 It's a joke and everyone knows it. 0.99

00:02:28.000 They say, you better watch what you say, Hillary will kill you, and that chick is running for president? 1.00

00:02:33.000 And that's like a joke! 0.98

00:02:34.000 Did you ever see that meme?

00:02:36.000 There's a meme of a deer laying on the side of the road.

00:02:39.000 It's dead.

00:02:40.000 And it said, what did that deer know about Hillary Clinton?

00:02:43.000 See, it's a joke!

00:02:44.000 Everyone's laughing!

00:02:45.000 That chick is gonna be president! 1.00

00:02:47.000 Everybody's laughing.

00:02:48.000 Everybody's laughing!

00:02:50.000 The only reason we would laugh is because it's true.

00:02:52.000 That's the only reason we would laugh.

00:02:54.000 Yeah, it wouldn't be funny if you did that about Oprah.

00:02:57.000 No, that's not funny.

00:02:58.000 That's a legit point.

00:02:59.000 That's not funny at all.

00:03:00.000 It's totally true!

00:03:01.000 Yeah, it really is.

00:03:02.000 Well, there's that kid who, according to WikiLeaks... There it is.

00:03:09.000 According to WikiLeaks, the kid who is the DNC leak was the kid that got murdered outside of his place. 0.99

00:03:15.000 Damn. 0.99

00:03:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:16.000 That guy got shot in the back at 4 o'clock in the morning outside of his apartment. 1.00

00:03:21.000 And according to the Julian Assange guy, I don't know if he knows for sure, but he believes that that guy's the leak.

00:03:26.000 That's the guy who sent the leaked emails.

00:03:28.000 Jesus, man.

00:03:29.000 About them supporting Hillary over Bernie Sanders, like deliberately trying to get Bernie Sanders out of the picture. 0.99

00:03:36.000 Yeah, I'm not talking shit on Hillary and Bill Clinton. 0.99

00:03:42.000 I'm just saying they're gangsters, you know what I mean? 0.99

00:03:44.000 I'm not saying it's bad.

00:03:45.000 They're like Tony Montana.

00:03:48.000 Did you like Tony Montana when you watched Scarface?

00:03:50.000 I did.

00:03:51.000 That's basically what Bill Clinton is like.

00:03:56.000 Look at this, what Jamie just put up there.

00:03:58.000 The missing hours of murdered DNC staffer alone in a bar, guzzling beer, depressed over trouble with his girlfriend.

00:04:04.000 The WikiLeaks-linked analyst refused to ride home, refused a ride home, and staggered out in the middle of the night to his mysterious death.

00:04:13.000 Well, that's a rough night.

00:04:14.000 Yeah, it could have been just shitty decision-making. 0.80

00:04:16.000 That's a little too convenient. 0.77

00:04:18.000 How about that one girl who got, I think she got suicided.

00:04:25.000 She was going to testify in a Paula Jones case with Bill Clinton and Paula Jones back in the day.

00:04:31.000 And she was gonna be the witness, boom.

00:04:33.000 She gets, uh... What's suicided, bro?

00:04:35.000 Suicided means... You pretend that someone killed themselves?

00:04:38.000 They pretend she killed herself?

00:04:39.000 No, no, yes, but they make it really, really obvious that it wasn't a suicide.

00:04:42.000 It's like leaving a statement.

00:04:44.000 Do you guys remember the guy who was the whistleblower for Enron who shot himself in the head twice?

00:04:48.000 Sure do.

00:04:49.000 Yeah.

00:04:49.000 They did that on purpose.

00:04:50.000 Twice.

00:04:51.000 Twice.

00:04:51.000 Yeah.

00:04:52.000 He shot himself in the head twice and they said it was a suicide.

00:04:55.000 We don't see anything wrong with this.

00:04:57.000 Everything seems normal.

00:04:59.000 That's a real story.

00:05:00.000 If you have anything to do with politics and you get suicided, if you look into it, it's probably going to be pretty obvious it wasn't a suicide.

00:05:10.000 I could see Wiener commit suicide soon.

00:05:12.000 No, because he's not in office.

00:05:14.000 Who?

00:05:15.000 Anthony Wiener. 0.99

00:05:16.000 He just can't not send a dick pic. 1.00

00:05:19.000 Dude's a freak. 1.00

00:05:20.000 He's botted up, too, for his age. 0.93

00:05:22.000 I'm not mad at it. 1.00

00:05:22.000 Don't have your kid in the bed, though, posting dick pics. 1.00

00:05:24.000 That's where I draw the line. 0.99

00:05:26.000 For sure should get into stand-up comedy.

00:05:28.000 I agree.

00:05:29.000 He's a powerful speaker.

00:05:30.000 He's obviously a mess.

00:05:32.000 I bet he's hilarious.

00:05:34.000 Did you see that Robert De Niro speech about Donald Trump?

00:05:40.000 No, De Niro? 1.00

00:05:41.000 Robert De Niro was like, for 30 seconds, he goes, that scumbag, I want to fucking punch Donald Trump in the face. 1.00

00:05:49.000 Because of this last thing? 1.00

00:05:51.000 Maybe not exactly like that, but... For sure just after. 1.00

00:05:55.000 Just punch in Robert De Niro and talk mad shit on Donald Trump. 0.99

00:05:59.000 Hey, we got some good candidates. 0.99

00:06:03.000 Let's bring it to the beginning, Jamie, please.

00:06:07.000 And put it in our ears so we can hear this.

00:06:11.000 Can you do it?

00:06:12.000 Is it alright?

00:06:13.000 Or no? 1.00

00:06:13.000 He's so blatantly stupid. 1.00

00:06:16.000 He's a punk. 1.00

00:06:18.000 He's a dog. 1.00

00:06:20.000 He's a pig. 1.00

00:06:21.000 A mutt who doesn't know what he's talking about. 1.00

00:06:23.000 Doesn't do his homework. 1.00

00:06:24.000 He's an idiot. 1.00

00:06:25.000 Colin Powell said it best. 1.00

00:06:26.000 He's a national disaster. 0.98

00:06:28.000 He's an embarrassment to this country. 0.97

00:06:30.000 It makes me so angry that this country has gotten to this point. 1.00

00:06:33.000 That this fool, this bozo, has wound up where he has. 1.00

00:06:37.000 He talks how he wants to punch people in the face. 1.00

00:06:41.000 Well, I'd like to punch him in the face. 1.00

00:06:45.000 This is somebody that we want for president? 1.00

00:06:47.000 I don't think so.

00:06:48.000 What I care about is the direction of this country.

00:06:51.000 And what I'm very, very worried about is that it might go in the wrong direction with someone like Donald Trump.

00:06:59.000 If you care about your future, vote for it.

00:07:02.000 Jesus. 1.00

00:07:03.000 Well, if he's voting for Hillary, he's an idiot. 1.00

00:07:05.000 Well, before, I wasn't gonna vote, but now... Is he voting for Hillary? 1.00

00:07:08.000 So, if he's saying... I mean, we got a crazy choice here.

00:07:12.000 Donald motherfucking Trump and Hillary? 1.00

00:07:15.000 Holy shit! 1.00

00:07:16.000 We know Hillary's crooked as fuck! 1.00

00:07:18.000 Well, there's Gary Johnson, the Libertarian candidate. 1.00

00:07:20.000 That's a real option.

00:07:21.000 And he's reached as high as, I think, 20% in some states.

00:07:25.000 When people are scrambling, this is the best time ever for a Libertarian candidate.

00:07:29.000 Hell yeah! 0.95

00:07:30.000 That said independent at the end.

00:07:32.000 What was that meaning?

00:07:33.000 Well, Independent is Libertarian, Green Party Candidate is a bunch of different people, Jill Stein, she's the nominee. 0.99

00:07:40.000 See, no one even hears about her.

00:07:41.000 She's the Green Party Candidate. 1.00

00:07:43.000 But she said some ridiculous shit that drives me crazy. 0.99

00:07:45.000 One of the things that I think she means well in a lot of areas, but one of the things she said, she thinks that 16-year-olds should be allowed to vote. 1.00

00:07:52.000 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1.00

00:07:55.000 Bitch, I'm 33, I shouldn't be able to vote. 1.00

00:07:58.000 I don't know shit about it. 1.00

00:07:59.000 I'm gonna vote, though! 0.98

00:08:02.000 For sure, there should be a reason why we value your opinion.

00:08:06.000 And the thing about voting that's beautiful is that everybody gets to vote. 0.98

00:08:09.000 But the weird thing about voting is that there's a lot of us out there that really shouldn't have a fucking opinion. 0.97

00:08:15.000 They just haven't researched it. 0.99

00:08:17.000 It's based on nonsense.

00:08:19.000 They just pick one side that looks like the better guy in the movie, and that's what they go with.

00:08:23.000 That's why Trump, I think, is pulling ahead a little bit.

00:08:25.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:26.000 Or doing well, not pulling ahead, but doing well, because 18 to 36, social media, you see only him.

00:08:33.000 Headlines, headlines, headlines.

00:08:34.000 It's the Kim Kardashian effect.

00:08:36.000 He's the Kim Kardashian of presidents, you know what I'm saying?

00:08:38.000 And there's also a time, and that time is probably coming up very soon, where polls are no longer accurate.

00:08:45.000 Because no one's taking them.

00:08:46.000 I'm not taking them.

00:08:47.000 You're not taking them.

00:08:48.000 I'm never taking a poll. 0.99

00:08:49.000 Who the fuck goes to a poll? 0.98

00:08:50.000 The people that they're getting and they're talking to in polls, I have a whole bit about it. 0.99

00:08:55.000 That's the real 1% we should be concerned with. 1.00

00:08:57.000 The 1% who answer polls.

00:08:58.000 For sure just let me text in my vote.

00:09:00.000 Exactly.

00:09:00.000 How about that?

00:09:01.000 From my couch in my underwear. 0.99

00:09:02.000 How about we have like Instagram polls, you know, and you can't progress, you can't do any more Instagram activity until you vote yes or no on this shit. 0.98

00:09:10.000 Well then I just won't get on Instagram. 0.95

00:09:12.000 If they were locked out of social media, they'd vote.

00:09:13.000 Yeah, but you should want to have an opinion based on something.

00:09:30.000 Russell Doan.

00:09:32.000 And it's 4.52, 4.51, 4.50, 4.49 of the first round.

00:09:37.000 So right now it's 4.45, 4.44.

00:09:39.000 So our sync will be like a few seconds off. 1.00

00:09:44.000 So if you want to sync up to the podcast, just pause your shit for a couple seconds and figure it out, bitch. 1.00

00:09:51.000 I don't want us to go, OH SHIT! 1.00

00:09:53.000 And then you see it. 0.98

00:09:55.000 That does happen, and it's a bummer, and I'm sorry. 0.97

00:09:59.000 How crazy is it that we have an actor talking crap about a presidential candidate? 0.97

00:10:04.000 What? 1.00

00:10:05.000 But he'll sway some votes, too, so I was like, oh, fuck, I left him in good thoughts. 0.99

00:10:08.000 What is going on? 0.99

00:10:09.000 So weird.

00:10:10.000 What is going on?

00:10:11.000 This country is...

00:10:13.000 I don't even know what's going on.

00:10:14.000 I don't know what's insane.

00:10:15.000 Dave Chappelle has a whole skit on that a while ago when September 11th happened.

00:10:20.000 He said he turned on MTV. 0.99

00:10:21.000 He's like, I don't give a fuck what Ja Rule thinks about September 11th. 0.99

00:10:24.000 Like he was all over the TV. 1.00

00:10:26.000 Why the fuck is he talking right now? 0.99

00:10:28.000 A former director of the CIA came out and just crushed Donald Trump just like that too. 0.99

00:10:33.000 Not like a gangster like he just did, but a former director of the CIA had to come out and say, listen,

00:10:42.000 I got my issues with Hillary, too. 0.93

00:10:44.000 He didn't get into them. 0.99

00:10:45.000 He goes, but Donald Trump, if we allow this guy to be president, it's going to fuck our country, basically, is what he said. 0.98

00:10:50.000 I think he might even win more now, because guys are like, you know what? 0.99

00:10:54.000 He's kind of like me!

00:10:55.000 The establishment is scared to death of Donald Trump.

00:10:58.000 That's what I'm seeing.

00:10:59.000 But it almost helps, because his name is out there more, right?

00:11:03.000 People are seeing it.

00:11:04.000 People are like, hey, De Niro's talking about him.

00:11:05.000 Almost, in some way.

00:11:07.000 Almost, you're right.

00:11:07.000 In some way, it might almost help.

00:11:10.000 But see, here's the thing.

00:11:11.000 It's a long time before November.

00:11:14.000 I mean, it doesn't seem like it is, but it is. 0.99

00:11:17.000 In this weird climate, crazy shit can happen with these people. 0.99

00:11:20.000 For sure. 0.98

00:11:21.000 How much more can come out?

00:11:23.000 Who knows?

00:11:23.000 What do you really think about Hillary?

00:11:25.000 I don't want any politician that's deeply entrenched in the political system at this point, in terms of who's influencing them.

00:11:34.000 She's doing things like these speeches in front of these bankers where she gets paid a quarter million dollars. 1.00

00:11:40.000 Yeah.

00:11:57.000 She's like the classic model of the politician who's not doing anything illegal, but it's distasteful when you look at it in terms of a whole system.

00:12:13.000 These people getting these jobs or people getting things based on whether or not they donated or have donated to the Clinton Foundation.

00:12:22.000 There's a lot of issues that people are having a giant problem with.

00:12:25.000 And not me.

00:12:27.000 Someone said, oh, you're buying into conspiracy theories. 0.99

00:12:29.000 The Washington Post isn't a fucking conspiracy website. 0.98

00:12:32.000 They print a lot of stories about this. 0.97

00:12:35.000 There's a lot of people that don't like the connection between some politicians and some special interest groups that pay them a ton of money to speak at places.

00:12:43.000 That's fair.

00:12:44.000 Like crazy money.

00:12:45.000 People are just tired of politicians in general.

00:12:47.000 That's why they've gravitated towards Trump.

00:12:49.000 I agree 100%.

00:12:52.000 No one takes those big speech monies.

00:12:54.000 You don't take that big speech money if you're really concerned about representing the people.

00:12:59.000 That's your own interests.

00:13:01.000 That's a giant red flag.

00:13:03.000 It's sort of unethical, but you're allowed to do it, because it's not illegal technically. 0.94

00:13:09.000 But god damn it seems dark. 0.71

00:13:11.000 If you're taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from oil companies, then you're making decisions whether or not those oil companies are going to profit or not based on policy? 0.97

00:13:18.000 For sure there's a connection. 0.99

00:13:19.000 I'll tell you who's really fucked. 0.99

00:13:20.000 Trump's gonna be fine. 1.00

00:13:22.000 Jagillionaire, Scrooge McDuck. 1.00

00:13:23.000 Billy Bush, the other guy doing the interviews, the guy who's super fucked. 0.99

00:13:27.000 Billy Bush was the guy who was in the van. 0.97

00:13:29.000 Have you seen the video?

00:13:30.000 No, I haven't.

00:13:31.000 Oh, you guys haven't seen it?

00:13:31.000 Talking about this latest thing?

00:13:32.000 Excuse me, sir.

00:13:33.000 Let's see it, Jamie. 0.99

00:13:33.000 The grab the pussy thing? 0.99

00:13:34.000 I don't even want to see it. 1.00

00:13:36.000 I want to see it.

00:13:37.000 It's legit.

00:13:37.000 I want to see it.

00:13:37.000 Look at this.

00:13:38.000 Hold on a second, man.

00:13:39.000 Mursad Bektik.

00:13:40.000 But got the back. 1.00

00:13:41.000 Billy Bush was the guy on... Oh shit, he's got it! 1.00

00:13:44.000 Oh, he's got it! 1.00

00:13:44.000 He's got a tap! 1.00

00:13:46.000 Oh boy, we did the shittiest job ever of covering that fight.

00:13:49.000 He was there before, and he hand fought, got out, and he got his back again.

00:13:53.000 Man.

00:13:53.000 I was balls deep in Billy Bush.

00:13:56.000 So Billy Bush is the guy who was talking to us.

00:13:59.000 He was the host, and he's from Entertainment Tonight, or he was.

00:14:02.000 Can I see this?

00:14:03.000 Can we?

00:14:03.000 Yeah, that's young Jamie.

00:14:04.000 That's young Jamie.

00:14:06.000 Is she going through a seizure?

00:14:08.000 Well, no, Billy Bush is the guy I interviewed, and they didn't know their mics were hot.

00:14:12.000 But this is in 2005.

00:14:13.000 He's like, yeah, he's like, you know, he's like, how about this chick?

00:14:16.000 Oh, how about her? 1.00

00:14:17.000 And, you know, he's kind of, he's fucked. 0.99

00:14:19.000 And then when they get out, there's a, you know, it's a host who's an attractive woman. 0.99

00:14:23.000 He goes, come on, give Donald a hug.

00:14:25.000 You at least got to hug him.

00:14:26.000 And after that talk, like, oh, he's a straight creep. 0.93

00:14:28.000 He's a creep.

00:14:29.000 Who's this guy?

00:14:30.000 Billy Bush.

00:14:31.000 You'll recognize him when you see him, I bet.

00:14:33.000 Oh, man.

00:14:34.000 To me, I just don't know how we got to this point where that's our option.

00:14:39.000 No, I know.

00:14:40.000 And I think it's the outrage that people have.

00:14:42.000 I think this political system, and I'm obviously not any kind of an expert, but I think it's like a battleship.

00:14:48.000 I think it starts moving and it takes a long time to change course.

00:14:52.000 I think what we're seeing now is we're seeing it change course.

00:14:54.000 And we're seeing people's outrage.

00:14:57.000 Are people really outraged?

00:14:58.000 Yes, they are. 1.00

00:14:59.000 There's Hillary winning in the polls and shit. 1.00

00:15:02.000 Yeah, but you know what? 1.00

00:15:03.000 There's still outrage.

00:15:04.000 There's plenty of people that are outraged.

00:15:06.000 There's plenty of people that are just going to go Democratic no matter what.

00:15:09.000 There's plenty of people that realize that she's the better choice between the two monsters.

00:15:14.000 They like her better.

00:15:15.000 Even Arnold came out against Donald Trump, I think.

00:15:17.000 Yeah, Arnold came out.

00:15:17.000 Excuse me, sir?

00:15:19.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:19.000 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

00:15:21.000 Didn't he have a kid with his housekeeper? 1.00

00:15:22.000 Donald didn't fuck the nanny while he was married. 1.00

00:15:25.000 What are you talking about? 0.99

00:15:26.000 But he was nice to them.

00:15:27.000 Arnold was like, I was nice to them.

00:15:29.000 I gave them the sausage.

00:15:30.000 I gave them that big kielbasa.

00:15:32.000 Arnold was denouncing Trump?

00:15:34.000 Yeah!

00:15:34.000 Because he said it, dude, in his voice.

00:15:36.000 I can no longer stand for someone more of a scumbag than myself. 0.99

00:15:42.000 There's a line, people, he had just crossed it. 1.00

00:15:45.000 There's a line? 1.00

00:15:47.000 Okay, you don't grab the pussy. 1.00

00:15:49.000 First of all, a lot of them will let you, you just have to ask. 1.00

00:15:54.000 You're just grabbing pussy, left and right, grabbing pussy. 1.00

00:15:57.000 This is not good. 1.00

00:15:59.000 And Arnold, you're pro-Hillary?

00:16:01.000 I think Hillary is a good woman. 0.98

00:16:03.000 She's just misunderstood.

00:16:05.000 And sometimes people, when they're around good women, they wind up suiciding themselves.

00:16:13.000 The power, the personality, it makes you humble.

00:16:21.000 Donald Trump is a problem.

00:16:28.000 What about all those emails?

00:16:31.000 Yeah, that email thing is not good.

00:16:33.000 What does Arnold think about those emails?

00:16:34.000 I don't understand the email.

00:16:38.000 The issue seems very complicated.

00:16:43.000 I've got to go.

00:16:44.000 Here's the governor!

00:16:46.000 That was our governor.

00:16:47.000 That's awesome.

00:16:48.000 I loved him.

00:16:49.000 He's my hero. 0.97

00:16:50.000 How about that, you know, the Bernie Sanders Hillary election rigging and all that crazy shit that they just covered up? 0.98

00:16:55.000 The DNC did. 0.99

00:16:56.000 Oh, shooting in Orlando, boom, ba-bam!

00:16:59.000 Well, I don't think that's true.

00:17:00.000 See, that's a convenient connection between 330 million people in one spot.

00:17:04.000 We're good to go.

00:17:24.000 Here's a perfect example of that. 0.99

00:17:25.000 Gary Condit was a politician who was having sex with his girlfriend, who was like a secretary or some shit like that, and she was really young. 0.99

00:17:34.000 And she turned up murdered. 0.98

00:17:36.000 And he was under investigation. 1.00

00:17:37.000 Everybody's like, holy shit, did this guy murder this politician? 1.00

00:17:41.000 Murder his girlfriend? 1.00

00:17:42.000 And then 9-11 happened.

00:17:44.000 So to think that Gary Condit set up 9-11 so that he could get away with murdering his girlfriend is the same kind of connection that people do when a nightclub shooting happens with a guy who was on the FBI terrorist watch list group.

00:17:58.000 A couple times. 1.00

00:17:59.000 He's a fucking nightmare, crazy person, who was gay, going to gay bars, and he had a fucking truckload of guns. 1.00

00:18:06.000 He was a nut. 1.00

00:18:07.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:07.000 It's called a coincidence. 0.99

00:18:08.000 The idea that you could get that guy and recruit him and get him to do your bidding on a specific day so that it makes something else like get overshadowed in the news.

00:18:17.000 I think it's an easy way to fall in that way of thinking but I honestly think there's just so many events taking place that these people are really good at manipulating the press

00:18:27.000 They're really good at focusing the national attention on things that don't matter.

00:18:31.000 Gay marriage is a big one. 0.95

00:18:33.000 How often does gay marriage come up whenever there's a big political event?

00:18:37.000 Less so now because it's so much accepted.

00:18:39.000 Way less so now, yeah.

00:18:40.000 But it was always like the beach ball.

00:18:41.000 They would bounce in the air whenever they wanted to get something in the news that didn't matter.

00:18:45.000 It didn't matter to most people.

00:18:46.000 Did you hear what just came out?

00:18:48.000 The Pentagon just got busted for

00:18:51.000 Spending 500 million dollars to some British filmmaking crew or production company to make fake Al-Qaeda Taliban videos.

00:19:03.000 That's on Washington Post or what?

00:19:05.000 This is everywhere.

00:19:06.000 You can look this up.

00:19:07.000 Ron Paul's... These are my skeptical hippo eyes, sir.

00:19:11.000 No, no, no, okay.

00:19:11.000 Okay, so... I haven't heard of this.

00:19:13.000 You haven't heard of this?

00:19:14.000 No.

00:19:15.000 I figured CNN would be on it.

00:19:16.000 Okay, but let's find out if it's true. 1.00

00:19:18.000 Jamie, pull that shit up. 0.99

00:19:18.000 Think about what that means. 0.99

00:19:20.000 Oh, it's true.

00:19:20.000 Eddie is right.

00:19:21.000 Oh, it's true.

00:19:21.000 Think about what that means.

00:19:22.000 But is it really true for sure?

00:19:23.000 Definitely.

00:19:24.000 A million percent.

00:19:25.000 That's not a real number.

00:19:28.000 Sir?

00:19:29.000 They just got busted four days ago.

00:19:31.000 A million percent is so true it could read your mind.

00:19:33.000 No, what if it is?

00:19:34.000 Let's just say... 0.99

00:19:36.000 Hypothetically. 0.96

00:19:37.000 What does that mean?

00:19:37.000 That they're making Al-Qaeda videos?

00:19:39.000 Or ISIS videos?

00:19:39.000 They just got busted.

00:19:39.000 Those shitty DHS videos?

00:19:40.000 All that shit you saw on the news, $500 million worth of it was fake! 1.00

00:19:51.000 But is that really true? 1.00

00:19:52.000 Let's find out.

00:19:53.000 We're going to find out.

00:19:53.000 Which ones are fake?

00:19:54.000 What if it is, though?

00:19:55.000 What if it is?

00:19:55.000 Like the Daniel Pearl one?

00:19:57.000 Here it is.

00:19:57.000 What's the website?

00:19:58.000 I'm trying to find a good site first, so we can pull it up.

00:20:01.000 What is this website?

00:20:02.000 It's not a conspiracy theory.

00:20:03.000 This is something.com.org.

00:20:05.000 Socialist website?

00:20:07.000 Oh.

00:20:07.000 You guys are wondering, because it's too incredible, what does it really mean?

00:20:13.000 It means that everything we know about the Middle East, like all those terrorist videos, which ones, $500 million

00:20:22.000 You're getting attracted to this before you know whether or not it's real.

00:20:26.000 I understand.

00:20:26.000 I already looked into it.

00:20:28.000 Well, then tell us a good website to go to that'll verify it.

00:20:30.000 How about US Uncut?

00:20:31.000 Everything comes up, huh?

00:20:32.000 Yeah, but this is the thing.

00:20:33.000 When we're Google, it doesn't come up.

00:20:35.000 This is what's coming up.

00:20:37.000 Maybe there's another way to Google it?

00:20:39.000 What should we?

00:20:39.000 Fake news?

00:20:41.000 See if one of the spam things pop up on YouPorn.

00:20:44.000 It's in a website about fake news and false flags.

00:20:47.000 500 million should come up.

00:20:49.000 All the conspiracy theory websites are jumping on this, are you kidding?

00:20:52.000 Right, but that's not Isis Alert.

00:20:55.000 Isis Alert.

00:20:55.000 They're all jumping on it.

00:20:56.000 Put it in your email?

00:20:57.000 I don't want that.

00:20:58.000 Jesus, what did it say?

00:21:00.000 It said, Isis Alert, subscribe now.

00:21:02.000 Oh my god. 0.98

00:21:03.000 It's fucking terrifying. 0.99

00:21:03.000 They want to find out where the paranoid people are in case they need to collect guns. 0.99

00:21:06.000 Yes, that's me.

00:21:07.000 They faked it, making it look like it was Middle Eastern news.

00:21:11.000 Okay, but let's find out.

00:21:13.000 This is real stuff.

00:21:14.000 They might have.

00:21:14.000 How's it real though?

00:21:15.000 But hold on, they might have done that.

00:21:17.000 They did. 0.99

00:21:17.000 No, Eddie, these websites are horseshit. 0.99

00:21:20.000 These aren't the best websites. 1.00

00:21:22.000 That shit would be in the New York Times. 0.99

00:21:24.000 We had a website that said, you saved me from a bear attack. 1.00

00:21:27.000 That's right.

00:21:27.000 That's true.

00:21:28.000 I heard that's true, though. 0.77

00:21:29.000 There was a website that I killed a mountain lion with my bare hands outside a club.

00:21:33.000 I disarmed an armed gunman.

00:21:36.000 Pentagon paid, okay, here we go, now Russia Today, now this, this is where it gets interesting, because Russia Today is probably one of the most, out of this big pile of people that are reporting on this, this is a very legitimate news source.

00:21:50.000 It's kind of weird because it's

00:21:51.000 It's

00:22:10.000 You know what?

00:22:13.000 They faked $500 million worth, but anything that they're showing me now, it's real.

00:22:20.000 What about like Daniel Pearl and his family and all these victims? 0.99

00:22:23.000 You can't believe shit about the Middle East. 0.99

00:22:26.000 They faked $500 million worth of video. 0.99

00:22:30.000 Okay, but we need to really make sure that this is a big thing, right?

00:22:34.000 So we really need to make sure we know what the actual facts are.

00:22:37.000 Eddie just dropped a bomb.

00:22:39.000 Well, we just need to know.

00:22:40.000 We need to know.

00:22:41.000 But it might be the truth.

00:22:43.000 But it might not be. 1.00

00:22:44.000 Because there's a lot of shit that people get wrong in these fucking stories, man. 0.99

00:22:47.000 These things get passed on from one person to another as gospel without people really looking into it. 0.99

00:22:53.000 Now it's really legit.

00:22:55.000 Zeddy's dropped it on this.

00:22:56.000 I mean, it might be legit, right?

00:22:59.000 We don't know.

00:22:59.000 Would you be surprised if it was legit?

00:23:01.000 Maybe they're paying Eddie to release this news.

00:23:03.000 What if it was legit?

00:23:04.000 What does that mean?

00:23:05.000 I don't know.

00:23:07.000 It doesn't mean much to me.

00:23:08.000 Well, all the millions of lives of innocent civilians that have died in the Middle East... They still bombed the Twin Towers. 0.94

00:23:17.000 Those people are dead. 1.00

00:23:19.000 Oh, you fucked up! 1.00

00:23:23.000 He's baiting you. 1.00

00:23:26.000 No, I'm not.

00:23:26.000 Did you guys talk before?

00:23:27.000 You put out September 11th around Eddie, and it's fucking garbage. 1.00

00:23:31.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:23:31.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:23:32.000 Didn't mean to bring that up.

00:23:33.000 No, I like this.

00:23:35.000 Tower 7, that's the most obvious, so if someone can look at a skyscraper

00:23:41.000 If you've ever seen a video called What Conspiracy Theorists Don't Want To See About Tower 7, and what it shows is how slowly it actually fell apart before it totally collapsed.

00:23:55.000 Dude, if you're arguing about Tower 7, that's exactly what he's doing.

00:23:57.000 It's exactly what's going on right now.

00:23:59.000 We need that Donald Trump video.

00:24:08.000 Do we have it?

00:24:08.000 We got the... We need the Donald Trump video.

00:24:10.000 Yes, I know. 1.00

00:24:17.000 It doesn't mean it doesn't still look like a controlled demolition, but that it's entirely possible because there's diesel fires in that building that it collapsed because it was a piece of shit building. 0.99

00:24:27.000 Many experts have said it's impossible. 0.99

00:24:29.000 It's never happened!

00:24:30.000 So how is it possible?

00:24:31.000 You're right, many experts have said that.

00:24:32.000 So you can't say it's possible, and experts are saying it's impossible.

00:24:36.000 Many experts are saying it's impossible, but many other experts are disagreeing with that.

00:24:41.000 And I'm not an expert.

00:24:43.000 I don't know if they're paid off, because don't you think that that would get out?

00:24:45.000 I don't know if they're paid off.

00:24:47.000 They might be paid off.

00:24:47.000 You might be right.

00:24:48.000 But they might not be paid off, too.

00:24:50.000 It might be that there's something we don't understand about structures. 0.97

00:24:52.000 You gotta go with common motherfucking sense. 0.98

00:24:54.000 There's enough circumstantial evidence, there's fucking video of the building collapsing at free-fall speed, according to the official story, it was free-fall speed. 0.99

00:25:05.000 It's impossible 0.98

00:25:06.000 I don't have an engineering degree.

00:25:08.000 It's impossible.

00:25:09.000 You don't have to have an engineering degree.

00:25:10.000 You don't have to be a professional race car driver to know someone's racing a car.

00:25:17.000 You can tell by seeing it.

00:25:18.000 And you hear enough unbiased structural engineers, chemists, one after another.

00:25:24.000 Bam! 0.98

00:25:25.000 Bam! 0.98

00:25:25.000 One after another. 0.98

00:25:26.000 Bam! 0.98

00:25:26.000 I'm going to go with them. 0.98

00:25:28.000 With common sense.

00:25:28.000 But Eddie, let me stop you for a second.

00:25:30.000 You're only listening to the ones that want to think that it happened that way.

00:25:34.000 Confirmation bias.

00:25:35.000 There are a bunch of other ones that don't think that.

00:25:38.000 See, this is the thing.

00:25:38.000 Dude, I can't believe we're arguing about Tyler Sabat.

00:25:40.000 I'm not.

00:25:40.000 That's incredible.

00:25:41.000 Confirmation bias. 0.97

00:25:42.000 I'm not fucking incredible. 0.82

00:25:43.000 I'm not a scientist, and I'm not a structural engineer. 0.94

00:25:46.000 So when there's a bunch of structural engineers arguing... You don't have to be. 0.99

00:25:49.000 You just have to have a third-grade education to see that fucking skyscraper. 0.99

00:25:53.000 I can't remember third grade. 1.00

00:25:54.000 Me neither.

00:25:54.000 Come on, Tom.

00:25:55.000 That's third-grade shit. 1.00

00:25:57.000 That's third-grade shit. 1.00

00:25:59.000 That is. 1.00

00:25:59.000 Stefan Struve's about to fight here, ladies and gentlemen. 1.00

00:26:01.000 He's tall. 1.00

00:26:02.000 He's tall as fuck. 1.00

00:26:03.000 Change of subject. 1.00

00:26:04.000 Hey, Struve!

00:26:05.000 Look at him.

00:26:05.000 He's tall.

00:26:07.000 Oh, he's white, too.

00:26:08.000 How do you say his name?

00:26:09.000 Daniel Omanchek?

00:26:11.000 He's not ripped.

00:26:12.000 I think it's Omanchek.

00:26:13.000 Omanchek.

00:26:13.000 He's not ripped, no.

00:26:14.000 He's seven foot.

00:26:16.000 For sure pick up a basketball, sir.

00:26:17.000 He's a giant dude.

00:26:19.000 He's been training a lot with Henry Hooft.

00:26:21.000 He's training with the Black Zillions now. 1.00

00:26:23.000 I like his pad work, man.

00:26:25.000 What did I say?

00:26:25.000 Did his last fight, he get knocked out?

00:26:28.000 Is that what I... No, no.

00:26:29.000 His last fight, I think he won his last fight.

00:26:31.000 Struve won his last, he beat Nogueira and he beat Bigfoot.

00:26:33.000 He got knocked out by Overeem, but I think that was three fights ago.

00:26:37.000 Correct.

00:26:38.000 And he beat Stipe, if you remember.

00:26:40.000 Yeah, he knocked him out.

00:26:41.000 He stopped him.

00:26:42.000 Can't they just give him seven foot?

00:26:44.000 I think it's him.

00:26:46.000 He says how tall he is.

00:26:47.000 Nobody can get up there to measure him.

00:26:49.000 I don't know why he didn't take his word for it.

00:26:51.000 You're for sure seven foot.

00:26:52.000 Just round that up.

00:26:53.000 I think he likes it that way.

00:26:55.000 That's a lot of digits, I guess.

00:26:58.000 I know, if he just stood up straight.

00:26:59.000 He's got a little bit of a slump for a 7-footer.

00:27:01.000 Yeah, he's 7-foot for sure.

00:27:03.000 But he's a long dude, and he kicked Stipe from way out.

00:27:07.000 It's funny, Stipe made a post about it, saying how important it was for him to have lost to this guy, because it really burned the fire under him.

00:27:14.000 It was an important loss.

00:27:16.000 But in the picture, he's head-kicking Stipe from across the room.

00:27:21.000 It's so crazy!

00:27:22.000 Like go-go gadget stuff. 0.99

00:27:23.000 And Stipe said, I'm thinking to myself, how the fuck is this guy kicking me in the head from way over there? 1.00

00:27:29.000 It's ridiculous. 1.00

00:27:30.000 It's a crazy picture. 0.92

00:27:31.000 See if you can find it, Jamie.

00:27:32.000 And remember, Stroop had the horrible heart issue, man, where they thought he was going to have to retire.

00:27:36.000 Well, I think he still has a heart issue.

00:27:38.000 And one of the things he said is, he did an interview recently, like in this last week, that he said, I think that I'm going to be able to prove that you can win without a full use of your heart.

00:27:49.000 Like with a damaged heart, which is crazy.

00:27:53.000 I would assume it affects cardio at some point, right?

00:27:57.000 If I have a whole heart and that bad boy's working, you have a hole in yours.

00:28:01.000 Oh, for sure.

00:28:02.000 That ref did three things.

00:28:03.000 He went like that.

00:28:05.000 He goes, ear, nose, heart.

00:28:07.000 Do you guys remember Mills Lane?

00:28:09.000 Yeah.

00:28:09.000 He was the original.

00:28:10.000 Come on, let's get it on! 0.99

00:28:11.000 That's probably a tribute to all his favorite refs. 1.00

00:28:14.000 Yeah, well, when Big John McCarthy started doing it for MMA, they sort of had an agreement.

00:28:18.000 Like, John would do it for MMA and he did it for boxing.

00:28:22.000 Let's get it on!

00:28:24.000 It's a tough fight for Struve.

00:28:25.000 Yeah.

00:28:25.000 He's tougher than people think.

00:28:26.000 Really?

00:28:27.000 Oh, he's a good dude.

00:28:28.000 Yeah, he's very, very tough.

00:28:29.000 I don't think he's ever been finished.

00:28:31.000 Only lost by decisions.

00:28:32.000 God, I've never seen him.

00:28:34.000 Struve is so big.

00:28:36.000 Struve's so, so big.

00:28:38.000 As he's moving away from this guy, you realize what a distance gap there is between the two.

00:28:43.000 You don't see him use his reach a ton, though.

00:28:45.000 Look how much bigger he looks.

00:28:47.000 Well, I think that's something that working with Hooft will really fix.

00:28:50.000 I agree.

00:28:50.000 If anyone's gonna get him there, it'd be Henry Hooft.

00:28:53.000 Yeah, and he's a fellow Dutchman, too.

00:28:57.000 Is that what you were looking for?

00:28:58.000 No, no, no.

00:28:59.000 That's where he pulled triangle on Pat Berry.

00:29:01.000 That was amazing.

00:29:02.000 That's impressive.

00:29:03.000 Yeah.

00:29:03.000 Jumped.

00:29:04.000 I'll tell you where I can see Struve winning is by submission.

00:29:07.000 Because think about it.

00:29:08.000 Where are you going to find a 7-foot jiu-jitsu guy to train with?

00:29:11.000 To get ready for Struve.

00:29:13.000 It's true.

00:29:14.000 But he can win by other things too.

00:29:15.000 You know, I mean, he can stop.

00:29:16.000 Oh, there it is.

00:29:17.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:29:17.000 Look at that fucking picture. 1.00

00:29:19.000 That is so crazy. 1.00

00:29:20.000 He's kicking him from the other side of the cage.

00:29:23.000 Yeah.

00:29:24.000 That is nuts.

00:29:25.000 I mean, that's like a foot difference between what Stipe can do to him and where he can hit Stipe.

00:29:31.000 That's crazy.

00:29:31.000 That's tough.

00:29:32.000 That's so hard to deal with.

00:29:33.000 It's the hardest thing to deal with in all low.

00:29:35.000 He just had to go left hand.

00:29:37.000 You gotta get him going backwards.

00:29:39.000 Reach is the hardest thing to deal with in all striking.

00:29:41.000 Well, yeah, one thing that doesn't get tired is reach, right?

00:29:44.000 Never gets tired.

00:29:45.000 Height and reach don't get tired.

00:29:46.000 Ten inch advantage in reach.

00:29:48.000 Ten inches.

00:29:48.000 That's so crazy.

00:29:49.000 That's so big.

00:29:50.000 That's so big.

00:29:51.000 That's a giant gap. 0.99

00:29:53.000 You sure as fuck don't want to sit outside, Daniel. 0.99

00:29:56.000 You gotta get in, brother. 0.99

00:29:57.000 You can't hang back with this guy because the distance is so vast.

00:30:00.000 Yes.

00:30:01.000 Do what JDS did.

00:30:03.000 Do what Roy Nelson did. 0.99

00:30:06.000 Get in there and just fucking dirty box him. 1.00

00:30:08.000 He just tagged him with that left hook, though. 0.99

00:30:11.000 The left really thumped him.

00:30:13.000 Yeah.

00:30:13.000 That dude's throwing those casting punches.

00:30:17.000 Fedor style.

00:30:18.000 Yeah, he is.

00:30:19.000 I like it.

00:30:19.000 Yeah.

00:30:22.000 Can't stay out there, man.

00:30:23.000 Boom! 0.99

00:30:23.000 Head kick. 0.99

00:30:24.000 Oh! 0.60

00:30:25.000 Oh! 0.60

00:30:25.000 That left is finding a home. 0.60

00:30:27.000 Boy, these boys are changing it.

00:30:27.000 Yeah.

00:30:28.000 They're getting busy.

00:30:29.000 Yeah.

00:30:30.000 I know.

00:30:31.000 He needs to keep that.

00:30:32.000 Snow Raven needs to keep that right up. 1.00

00:30:35.000 I want to take him down.

00:30:37.000 Oh, nice. 1.00

00:30:37.000 You fucked up, Daniel. 1.00

00:30:38.000 Beautiful wizard. 1.00

00:30:39.000 He's going to step over.

00:30:40.000 No, back up.

00:30:41.000 Struva jump guard now.

00:30:43.000 Oh, his triangles are nasty.

00:30:45.000 Well, his legs are so long, man.

00:30:48.000 He can wrap you up.

00:30:51.000 He's got a real good guard.

00:30:52.000 But!

00:30:53.000 Super tricky.

00:30:54.000 Overeem got through that.

00:30:55.000 You know, when Overeem took him down, he knocked him out from inside his guard.

00:30:58.000 Yeah, he did.

00:30:58.000 Ground and pen.

00:30:59.000 Oh, there we go.

00:31:01.000 Beautiful.

00:31:01.000 Oh, I bet his darts are stealthy.

00:31:03.000 Oh, steps over.

00:31:03.000 Steps over.

00:31:04.000 See if he can get that mount.

00:31:05.000 Got the half guard.

00:31:06.000 It's gonna be tough.

00:31:09.000 Yeah, Omenchuk's not going to like this.

00:31:11.000 This is not fun.

00:31:11.000 I doubt he's on his back very often.

00:31:13.000 And Struve is so fucking long. 0.98

00:31:15.000 So big. 0.94

00:31:17.000 Wouldn't you agree with this, Eddie? 0.94

00:31:19.000 Sometimes I like fighting bigger guys when they're this big and long, because you have so much more room to get out, like Shramp, get the half guard, recover guard, or stand up, because they're so fucking long.

00:31:29.000 Does that make sense?

00:31:30.000 It does make some sense.

00:31:32.000 I think the hole's gonna be way bigger.

00:32:04.000 Almost.

00:32:06.000 Trying to set it up.

00:32:07.000 You got a lot of time.

00:32:07.000 You got a minute.

00:32:08.000 Go and body triangle that for me though, Stu.

00:32:10.000 You're seven foot.

00:32:11.000 Yeah, why is he not doing that?

00:32:13.000 You know what, man?

00:32:13.000 Some guys don't like it.

00:32:14.000 But there you go.

00:32:15.000 Look at that.

00:32:15.000 He rotates it over and did a good job.

00:32:17.000 He turned into it.

00:32:18.000 He did.

00:32:19.000 Very smart.

00:32:21.000 Oh, what's up?

00:32:22.000 You got 50 seconds.

00:32:25.000 Come on.

00:32:25.000 Get to work.

00:32:27.000 There's the arm.

00:32:31.000 I don't think Homeboy's ever been finished in this fight.

00:32:33.000 He could just turn, let him mount again, and as soon as he sets up for a punch, give the back, and then that'll kill another 20 seconds. 0.90

00:32:40.000 Yeah.

00:32:41.000 He's trying to roll him in here.

00:32:42.000 Now he's got the body triangle on the top, and if he rolls towards the body triangle, he can roll into the choke.

00:32:49.000 Probably not enough time.

00:32:50.000 Yeah.

00:32:55.000 Well, powerful Kevin Hart logo's on the mat.

00:32:57.000 Powerful Kevin Hart.

00:32:58.000 Nah, he's fine now.

00:33:01.000 He's fine.

00:33:03.000 Yeah.

00:33:04.000 It's true, he won that round, didn't he?

00:33:06.000 For sure, yeah.

00:33:08.000 For sure.

00:33:08.000 Look at this crazy control he's got.

00:33:10.000 He's like, oh, he's like almost in a twister setup.

00:33:12.000 Like an underneath or above twister setup.

00:33:15.000 It'd be sick if he pulled off a twister on a BS heavyweight.

00:33:17.000 He's so big, he probably could pull it off from there.

00:33:18.000 For sure.

00:33:20.000 This boy's tired now for sure.

00:33:22.000 That was a great job by Struve.

00:33:23.000 Struve is, what, 260?

00:33:25.000 He has to cut to 65.

00:33:28.000 Does he?

00:33:28.000 Yeah.

00:33:28.000 Jesus.

00:33:29.000 We had the same Andrew Lex McMahon.

00:33:31.000 So the key right there was Struve got the top half.

00:33:35.000 He didn't have to pass the whole guard at all.

00:33:37.000 And then he forced three-quarter mount.

00:33:39.000 Still didn't pass.

00:33:40.000 Sat up.

00:33:41.000 And before he threw punches, he actually ended up giving him the mount.

00:33:45.000 And then he gave his back up anyways.

00:33:47.000 He ended up on his back.

00:33:48.000 Because the way Maya's doing it, is dude stays in three-quarter mount and clamps onto your leg. 1.00

00:33:54.000 And he punches.

00:33:55.000 Dude covers up.

00:33:57.000 Gives him his back.

00:33:58.000 Maya never technically passed the guard. 0.85

00:34:01.000 We're getting loose tonight.

00:34:01.000 I'm getting a Diet Coke.

00:34:02.000 Boom! 0.99

00:34:03.000 I'm crazy.

00:34:04.000 Boom! 0.99

00:34:05.000 Crazy. 0.73

00:34:05.000 Don't judge me. 0.73

00:34:06.000 I'm on my first Corona.

00:34:07.000 Don't judge me, man.

00:34:07.000 It's got caffeine.

00:34:08.000 I know.

00:34:10.000 You're trying to avoid caffeine?

00:34:11.000 Hell no.

00:34:12.000 I encourage the caffeine.

00:34:12.000 I'm just saying it's a drug.

00:34:14.000 Oh, it is a drug.

00:34:15.000 Just say no.

00:34:15.000 I'm addicted to coffee, so.

00:34:16.000 Just say no to drugs.

00:34:17.000 Hey, so he wanted the, instead of punching sand on top, you know, full mount, he wanted to go for the submission.

00:34:24.000 You think that's where he's better?

00:34:26.000 No, that's true.

00:34:27.000 Daniel isn't giving him the option.

00:34:28.000 You'll give him the back.

00:34:30.000 You can give your back easily to anybody. 0.97

00:34:32.000 It's like, I'm going to go to the worst fucking spot easily because everyone's going to let me go to the worst spot. 0.98

00:34:37.000 But sometimes, in this sport, you can't hit to the back of the head. 0.98

00:34:40.000 So now the worst spot is kind of a safe spot.

00:34:43.000 The only thing that's showing is the back of my head and you can't hit it.

00:34:46.000 Right.

00:34:46.000 If that was legal, that would be death.

00:34:48.000 And one thing that you got to take into consideration whenever you see a fight and there's a ground exchange and there's a submission attempt versus a ground and pound, it's not right or wrong.

00:34:57.000 It's like what he thought was there at the moment.

00:34:59.000 Beautiful thing about MMA is that all these options are available.

00:35:02.000 Is that some people, like Cro Cop's knockout of Gabriel Gonzaga from inside the guard, it was devastating elbows from inside the guard.

00:35:09.000 It's like the first time we got to see like a world-class striker

00:35:12.000 Who's gotten way better at wrestling.

00:35:15.000 Your boy Marco?

00:35:17.000 Way better at grappling.

00:35:17.000 You see his last fight?

00:35:18.000 Verdum helped him out a ton too with his grappling.

00:35:20.000 But when he fought Gonzaga, those elbows were so nasty.

00:35:24.000 I don't think we've ever seen anything like that really, right?

00:35:26.000 In the UFC?

00:35:26.000 They were so next level.

00:35:28.000 It's like taking a guy like a Malapet or something like that, or like, you know, like a Buakaw. 0.86

00:35:34.000 Yeah.

00:35:34.000 And putting one of those guys, like that level, elbows, you would see devastating results.

00:35:38.000 From standing to the ground.

00:35:39.000 Yeah.

00:35:40.000 Devastating results inside the guard.

00:35:41.000 So that's the right way to do it for him.

00:35:44.000 God.

00:35:45.000 Oh, look at that.

00:35:46.000 That's nice. 1.00

00:35:46.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:35:47.000 He's on top. 1.00

00:35:48.000 What's going on? 0.98

00:35:48.000 That's called smell my butt. 0.98

00:35:49.000 Yep. 0.99

00:35:50.000 That's not a move.

00:35:51.000 He doesn't move.

00:35:54.000 I'm surprised Darson has it.

00:35:56.000 He's got it.

00:35:58.000 Oh! 0.60

00:35:59.000 Rowan Darson!

00:36:00.000 That was beautiful.

00:36:01.000 Look how tightly he got that.

00:36:02.000 Oh my god, he's trapped up against the cage.

00:36:04.000 He's trapped.

00:36:05.000 Oh, look at this dude.

00:36:06.000 This dude is so game.

00:36:07.000 He's so game.

00:36:08.000 He tapped him.

00:36:11.000 Super impressed.

00:36:12.000 That was good.

00:36:13.000 Super impressed with that submission, and super impressed with how game that dude is.

00:36:16.000 Yeah.

00:36:17.000 I mean, he was stuck and getting strangled and neck-cranked, and he kept rolling.

00:36:22.000 The cage didn't help him out at all.

00:36:24.000 Not at all.

00:36:25.000 I see, that's what I've been saying to you, man.

00:36:27.000 No cage.

00:36:28.000 Open field.

00:36:28.000 I'm talking football field.

00:36:30.000 You can do it!

00:36:31.000 You can do it easily! 1.00

00:36:32.000 God damn it! 1.00

00:36:32.000 Let me handle it for you. 1.00

00:36:34.000 I'll produce it for you.

00:36:35.000 You want to do it?

00:36:35.000 Shout-out on-air, ladies and gentlemen, this is my new president.

00:36:37.000 I don't want to do it.

00:36:38.000 He's the Dana White of my organization.

00:36:40.000 We have to do it on an Indian reservation. 0.89

00:36:42.000 Okay, let's do it.

00:36:43.000 I'm a big fan of the Native American people, so let's make it happen.

00:36:47.000 If they could clear off a nice football field-sized matted area for us.

00:36:50.000 So we just do it at a football stadium?

00:36:54.000 You know what you do?

00:36:55.000 You have a black ground, like the center is black, and then you have an enormous white area. 0.99

00:37:02.000 When you get to the white area, it's understood that unless shit is getting crazy, 0.99

00:37:07.000 Break it off and go back to the black area. 0.99

00:37:09.000 So you have a giant white area.

00:37:10.000 So even the white area, where like, say if you like, you sunk the DARS right there and he rolled, but he rolled into the white area.

00:37:17.000 You're staying in the white area?

00:37:18.000 No, you have plenty of time, you can keep rolling.

00:37:20.000 But it's understood that if you're in the white area, move back to the dark area. 1.00

00:37:25.000 And if you try to like, stay on the edge of the white area, people call you a pussy. 1.00

00:37:28.000 There it is! 1.00

00:37:28.000 Look at this! 1.00

00:37:30.000 Is this a fight in a football field?

00:37:32.000 Oh my God!

00:37:33.000 They already do it!

00:37:34.000 They already do it!

00:37:35.000 Of course they do it.

00:37:36.000 They took your guys' ideas.

00:37:37.000 Oh, but you know what?

00:37:37.000 We can do it.

00:37:38.000 This is an MMA fight! 1.00

00:37:40.000 Holy shit! 1.00

00:37:41.000 Holy shit! 1.00

00:37:43.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:37:44.000 It's an MMA fight in a football field. 1.00

00:37:45.000 They did it!

00:37:46.000 Yeah, I know.

00:37:46.000 There's seven people there.

00:37:49.000 There's not that many people there.

00:37:51.000 But this is a great move.

00:37:52.000 No, it's not!

00:37:53.000 It's in Russia.

00:37:54.000 Russians always have the best moves.

00:37:55.000 It's a great move.

00:37:56.000 Oh, this is fantastic!

00:37:58.000 Oh my god, this is how the sport should be played!

00:38:01.000 No!

00:38:02.000 Yes!

00:38:02.000 They're gonna stay in like a 10-foot area probably.

00:38:05.000 Oh my god, this is exactly how fights should take place.

00:38:08.000 Now that I see it, I'm so right. 1.00

00:38:11.000 This is so stupid. 1.00

00:38:12.000 I'm 100% right. 1.00

00:38:14.000 Here's a better thing too.

00:38:16.000 It would be better for them to fight in the grass than it would be for them to fight on a- The grass?

00:38:21.000 Yes!

00:38:22.000 Better.

00:38:22.000 No, it's itchy.

00:38:23.000 No, it's perfect. 0.99

00:38:24.000 Cause it's fucking raw. 0.99

00:38:26.000 It's natural. 1.00

00:38:27.000 You're dirty. 0.99

00:38:27.000 Why not throw some rocks at it? 0.99

00:38:29.000 Why not throw some rocks at it?

00:38:31.000 No!

00:38:31.000 You know, sand.

00:38:32.000 Sand.

00:38:32.000 We're gonna do it in sand.

00:38:34.000 I'm pretty sure this has no rounds, too.

00:38:36.000 No rounds is what we need.

00:38:37.000 You play football on the grass.

00:38:38.000 Oh, leg lock! 0.84

00:38:39.000 You play soccer on the grass.

00:38:40.000 No round, they just go until someone gets finished.

00:38:47.000 Dirty feet and everything.

00:38:48.000 Dirty feet and everything.

00:38:49.000 In Russia it might be battle to the death. 1.00

00:38:51.000 They don't fuck around, they might battle to the death. 1.00

00:38:54.000 One of them might die. 1.00

00:38:55.000 Well you know what they could do? 1.00

00:38:56.000 One show would have a battle to the death and then everybody else would feel like a pussy. 1.00

00:39:02.000 Yeah, the headliner. 0.99

00:39:03.000 It'd be a one-upper, yeah.

00:39:05.000 No, every fight would be battle of the deaths.

00:39:06.000 Are you talking about gladiator days?

00:39:10.000 We're going back. 1.00

00:39:10.000 If they did do that, everybody else would feel like a pussy in Russia, because they're so gangster. 1.00

00:39:14.000 True. 1.00

00:39:15.000 Man, they got some good leg-locking.

00:39:16.000 I wonder if Putin would fight.

00:39:17.000 No, he wouldn't fight, but his bodyguard would.

00:39:20.000 He would have a killer bodyguard with crazy body tattoos, takes it off.

00:39:24.000 Arm triangle from full guard! 1.00

00:39:26.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:39:27.000 Putin would fight, but he'd just have it rigged, so the guy just dies. 1.00

00:39:30.000 Look at this.

00:39:31.000 These guys are super talented.

00:39:32.000 These are good fighters.

00:39:33.000 And I like the concept, man.

00:39:36.000 When did this take place, Jamie?

00:39:37.000 When did I rip this idea off?

00:39:39.000 1997.

00:39:41.000 These guys are way too high level for that.

00:39:42.000 This is in Boston.

00:39:43.000 What year is this?

00:39:44.000 2012.

00:39:44.000 2013, it says.

00:39:47.000 Interesting.

00:39:48.000 Yeah, there's no way that could be.

00:39:50.000 Isn't it funny that you could look at some MMA fights and go, oh, that's definitely not before 2000.

00:39:55.000 Oh yeah, easy.

00:39:57.000 Isn't that interesting though?

00:39:58.000 That's how quick the sport has evolved.

00:40:02.000 I can look at some fights from, if you say it's a world title fight, you look at it and go, oh, this has got to be like 1997, 1998.

00:40:12.000 Even like, I think, a guy who doesn't get enough love, Marlon Mirais, World Series of Fighting.

00:40:17.000 That Bantamweight dude?

00:40:17.000 Yeah, stud.

00:40:18.000 Bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:40:19.000 He's just fighting World Series of Fighting. 1.00

00:40:21.000 Right, but he's world championship level.

00:40:23.000 Like, you look at him, you go, that's what I expect out of a world champion.

00:40:25.000 He's just a master striker, combination grappler.

00:40:30.000 He's a real solid MMA fighter. 0.98

00:40:32.000 Nasty, nasty fighter. 1.00

00:40:33.000 He's fighting now? 0.99

00:40:34.000 Yeah, he's fighting in World Series of Fighting.

00:40:36.000 Do they make lots of money compared to the UFC?

00:40:38.000 I don't know.

00:40:39.000 But a lot of guys from the UFC, like Dave Branch just fought Vinny Magalhaes.

00:40:43.000 I don't know who won that fight.

00:40:44.000 Do you know who won that fight?

00:40:45.000 David Branch won a decision.

00:40:46.000 He won a decision?

00:40:47.000 Yeah.

00:40:47.000 Dave Branch is awesome.

00:40:49.000 Very good guy, too.

00:40:50.000 Very good fighter.

00:40:50.000 And him and Vinny were both in the UFC, so they got a lot of guys.

00:40:54.000 Yeah, John Howard, too.

00:40:55.000 John Fitch.

00:40:55.000 John Howard.

00:40:56.000 Paul Harris.

00:40:57.000 Yup, and then they also got my boy Jake Shields.

00:41:00.000 Jake Shields, right.

00:41:01.000 He's fighting Fitch.

00:41:02.000 That's a good fight.

00:41:03.000 That is the same night as the UFC fight in, I think it's the same night as the UFC fight in New York City. 0.97

00:41:08.000 I thought you fucked up, World Series. 0.62

00:41:10.000 That's a tough draw. 0.99

00:41:12.000 Or maybe it's that weekend. 1.00

00:41:14.000 Everyone fucked up. 0.99

00:41:16.000 Let's get busy with this. 0.99

00:41:17.000 What do you think about this?

00:41:18.000 Brendan Chobb, I am very excited about this fight. 0.99

00:41:21.000 I think people are fucking sleeping on Eddie Alvarez. 0.98

00:41:24.000 I think he's a dangerous, dangerous 155 pounder. 1.00

00:41:27.000 That motherfucker can punch. 1.00

00:41:29.000 He punches hard, he's fast as fuck, and there's not a human alive that's more game than that kid. 1.00

00:41:34.000 I agree 100%. 0.98

00:41:35.000 That dude, if you've never seen him fight before, you gotta watch his fights in Bellator with Michael Chandler.

00:41:40.000 And Dream.

00:41:40.000 Watch his fights in Dream.

00:41:41.000 And Michael Chandler's another dude who's out there who is world-class that could easily be fighting and winning in the UFC.

00:41:48.000 Oh yeah.

00:41:49.000 And you see it now with Eddie Alvarez, because it took a while for Eddie to get comfortable in the UFC.

00:41:54.000 Donald worked him over in his first fight.

00:41:56.000 He got dismantled by Donald.

00:41:57.000 But now he's training with your boy!

00:42:00.000 Mark Henry! 0.99

00:42:02.000 And look, Conor's a goddamn phenom, and he's got, as Firas Ahabi likes to call it, the touch of death in his hands. 0.99

00:42:10.000 That's a scary fight, man. 0.98

00:42:11.000 Anyone who thinks it's an easy fight or not a big fight for Conor, they just don't know the sport. 1.00

00:42:15.000 They're out of their fucking mind. 1.00

00:42:16.000 Talking about the underground king. 1.00

00:42:17.000 I think at 55, and everyone knows I'm the biggest Conor Nutt writer in the world, at 55 I just don't see a ton of success there. 0.95

00:42:24.000 I think Eddie Alvarez, if you look at the top 5, we've talked about this before, if you look at the top 5, it's his easiest matchup and that's a fucking nightmare for him.

00:42:32.000 Because Eddie can grapple his ass off, he's been in so many big fights, he doesn't get tired, he doesn't mind winning by decision either. 0.80

00:42:39.000 He doesn't get tired and he's a bigger grappler. 0.99

00:42:43.000 And he can fucking crack. 0.99

00:42:44.000 And look at his resume. 0.99

00:42:45.000 Yes!

00:42:46.000 And his striking is crisp, man.

00:42:48.000 He's got crisp striking.

00:42:49.000 He's not an easy guy to hit.

00:42:51.000 You know, you can hit him, and he gets rocked, and he survives.

00:42:54.000 If you watch his Chandler fights, Eddie Alvarez got rocked and survived against Chandler and a couple other guys over in Bellator.

00:43:01.000 Well, think about it.

00:43:02.000 How's Conor win this fight?

00:43:03.000 You go through it, he has to knock him out.

00:43:05.000 He has five rounds to knock him out.

00:43:06.000 You're not winning a decision against Eddie.

00:43:07.000 He could win a decision.

00:43:08.000 I don't think so.

00:43:09.000 I disagree.

00:43:10.000 What about the fight with Gilbert Melendez?

00:43:12.000 Eddie won a decision in the Gilbert Melendez fight.

00:43:14.000 Well, no, I'm saying Eddie wins by decision.

00:43:16.000 You don't think that Conor could beat him in a similar fight?

00:43:19.000 No.

00:43:19.000 No?

00:43:20.000 He has the endurance?

00:43:21.000 The endurance, the takedowns, the grappling, with the striking, as the rounds go on, the knockout power goes down.

00:43:26.000 Do you think people sleep on Alvarez's wrestling?

00:43:28.000 Yes.

00:43:28.000 Because I think they forget.

00:43:29.000 They forget how good of a wrestler he is.

00:43:30.000 And his endurance, man.

00:43:31.000 It's a scary fight.

00:43:32.000 How far did he get in college?

00:43:33.000 Where did he wrestle?

00:43:35.000 He was a high-level guy.

00:43:36.000 Yeah.

00:43:36.000 Was he Division 1?

00:43:38.000 He was Division 1, oh yeah.

00:43:39.000 All-American? 0.94

00:43:40.000 I'm not sure, but compared to Conor, he's fuckin' Dan Gable. 0.97

00:43:43.000 Yo, this fight, this fight is nasty.

00:43:46.000 Right, and we all know that those guys, I mean, we're talking about Jimmy Maddow and Owen St.

00:43:50.000 Prue's about to go down. 1.00

00:43:51.000 No, I'm saying this fight is nasty, just not confuse people at home.

00:43:55.000 But I agree with you, man.

00:43:56.000 I think people sleep on him.

00:43:58.000 It's crazy, man. 0.94

00:43:58.000 I think until you've rolled with a real Division 1 wrestler, and you realize how fuckin' strong their wrestling is, 0.94

00:44:04.000 All-American. 0.87

00:44:06.000 Ah, that's high school.

00:44:08.000 National Prep, All-American.

00:44:11.000 What is his college wrestling record?

00:44:13.000 He doesn't have one?

00:44:14.000 Does he have no college wrestling?

00:44:16.000 Doesn't say he has college wrestling?

00:44:19.000 He got his wrestling in frickin' dream.

00:44:21.000 How about that?

00:44:23.000 Yeah, he probably just went right in.

00:44:24.000 He bypassed that career and went right into MMA.

00:44:27.000 So he was a high-level high school wrestler, which is not as impressive as a college wrestler, but when you see him wrestle, you know he's got some skills.

00:44:36.000 Does he like to stand up, though?

00:44:37.000 He loves to stand up.

00:44:38.000 He loves to trade him big.

00:44:39.000 Connor just wants to stand up, obviously.

00:44:41.000 He's too smart.

00:44:41.000 He's been in there with some of the best, you know?

00:44:44.000 Connor's not an easy takedown, though, even to high school champions.

00:44:47.000 Chad Mendes begs to differ. 0.80

00:44:49.000 Times I mean as time goes on he's gonna be harder and harder to get that Chapman this fight though in Connors defense He had a pretty fucked up knee in that fight.

00:44:58.000 He was getting he was getting stem cell injections in his knee But that's also the only wrestler we've ever seen Connor fight and shot taking down pretty effortlessly.

00:45:06.000 Yeah, that's true That's the only that's that's the only thing we can go off of you say I got a bad knee I get that

00:45:12.000 It's a tough fight, man.

00:45:13.000 People who think Conor's gonna walk through the skies, they don't know the sport, man. 1.00

00:45:16.000 I saw the fight and went, ah, fuck. 1.00

00:45:18.000 It's true. 1.00

00:45:18.000 But, also, I could see Conor just murking him. 1.00

00:45:22.000 That's how Conor's gonna win.

00:45:24.000 If Conor wins, he's gonna murk him. 0.99

00:45:26.000 Conor has some vicious fucking power in his hands. 0.99

00:45:29.000 Has Eddie been knocked out? 1.00

00:45:30.000 Yes, he's been stopped.

00:45:32.000 Chandler stopped him, he rear naked choked him and beat him for the title. 0.99

00:45:35.000 Has he been knocked out?

00:45:37.000 I don't think he's been knocked out.

00:45:38.000 I do not think so.

00:45:38.000 He's been in some crazy wars.

00:45:39.000 He's been in some crazy dogfights.

00:45:41.000 He's just as game as they come.

00:45:43.000 I think he's one of those guys that fights at his very best when he's scared.

00:45:47.000 Correct. 0.99

00:45:47.000 And I think that's going to be one of the best things about this fight, is that he thinks Conor's a dangerous motherfucker, just like he thought Rafael Dos Anjos. 0.99

00:45:54.000 He stopped Dos Anjos in the first round, and a lot of people, including me, were making the argument that Dos Anjos, if you look at the guys he's beaten, stopped 0.97

00:46:03.000 Cowboy in the first round beat the shit out of Nate Diaz had us beat Pettis up stopped Ben Henderson Crushed him.

00:46:10.000 I mean you look at all the guys that he's beaten There's a real argument that he's one of the best lightweights of all time Yeah, and then Eddie went and stopped him in the first round Everyone thought he was gonna get murdered like you thought Eddie was just gonna get huge He doesn't have the the marquee name recognition type thing

00:46:26.000 They don't know him yet.

00:46:26.000 It's a dangerous fight for Conor, man, because he has such a big name.

00:46:29.000 But if Conor does win, can you imagine?

00:46:33.000 The 55 belt holder?

00:46:34.000 It's crazy.

00:46:35.000 And the 40.

00:46:35.000 If he wins.

00:46:35.000 Don't forget about Tony in there!

00:46:39.000 Well, no, we're not forgetting about him, for sure.

00:46:41.000 But I think the thing about Eddie Alvarez is that he has the title, and that's why it's sellable.

00:46:45.000 If it was just Conor McGregor vs. Eddie Alvarez, and he didn't have the title, you can't sell it.

00:46:50.000 Because it's in Madison Square Garden, though.

00:46:52.000 That title's so valuable.

00:46:53.000 This is where you realize how valuable that title is.

00:46:55.000 Because Tony is right in there, in my opinion, as is Barboza, as is a couple of guys.

00:47:01.000 Khabib!

00:47:02.000 Khabib Nurmagomedov is, of course, everybody's first choice.

00:47:04.000 He's undefeated.

00:47:05.000 Nobody's been able to deal with that grappling. 1.00

00:47:08.000 And he's a nasty fucking striker, too. 1.00

00:47:10.000 He throws murderous shots. 1.00

00:47:11.000 Give him a fight.

00:47:12.000 Well, he's fighting.

00:47:13.000 He's fighting Michael Johnson in that car. 0.99

00:47:16.000 That's a fucking great fight. 0.98

00:47:17.000 Johnson just coming off of the knockout of Poirier. 0.99

00:47:20.000 That's a great fight.

00:47:21.000 That's a great fight.

00:47:22.000 Is that on the main card?

00:47:23.000 Yes, of course.

00:47:25.000 Let's be real.

00:47:26.000 We always argue what's the best UFC fight card.

00:47:28.000 That's the best UFC fight card of all time.

00:47:29.000 By far.

00:47:29.000 Not even close.

00:47:30.000 It's like by far.

00:47:31.000 If it holds up.

00:47:32.000 Yeah, if it holds up.

00:47:33.000 Don't say that.

00:47:34.000 What's the lineup?

00:47:34.000 Don't say that.

00:47:35.000 Can I say it? 0.99

00:47:35.000 The lineup is fucking insane. 0.99

00:47:38.000 You have three world title fights. 0.98

00:47:41.000 You have Alvarez vs. Conor McGregor.

00:47:43.000 You have Tyron Woodley fighting Wonder Boy.

00:47:45.000 That's a fun fight.

00:47:46.000 People forget that this is even happening because everybody's talking about other fights.

00:47:49.000 They forget this fight.

00:47:50.000 How about Ionion Jacek vs. Karolina Kovalkovic?

00:47:54.000 Come on, man.

00:47:55.000 Nobody's even talking about that. 0.99

00:47:56.000 And then you have Chris Wyman vs. yo old motherfucking Romero. 0.99

00:48:00.000 Come on! 0.99

00:48:02.000 That's nuts.

00:48:04.000 Then our boy Cowboy.

00:48:05.000 Cowboy vs. Kelvin. 0.99

00:48:06.000 That's a good fight.

00:48:08.000 And look at this, Misha Tate vs. Raquel Pennington. 0.94

00:48:11.000 That's a fuckin' badass fight. 0.92

00:48:12.000 Never mad when Misha fights. 0.98

00:48:13.000 Never mad.

00:48:14.000 And Raquel Pennington is one of the best Bantamweights in the world.

00:48:17.000 Nobody talks about her.

00:48:18.000 Because she's won some fights in a crazy way, like the Ashley Evans-Smith fight. 0.91

00:48:22.000 She's had some great... Look, she took Holly Holm to a fuckin' split decision. 1.00

00:48:26.000 God, those girls have lost a lot though. 1.00

00:48:28.000 8-6.

00:48:29.000 They have brawls, bro.

00:48:30.000 Yeah, they do.

00:48:30.000 These girls go after it.

00:48:31.000 Raquel Pennington, in my opinion, is super, super aggressive. 1.00

00:48:36.000 I like watching her fight, man.

00:48:37.000 I think she got beat up in the last fight. 0.96

00:48:38.000 She did.

00:48:39.000 God.

00:48:39.000 Manda Nunes.

00:48:40.000 Yeah.

00:48:41.000 Manda Nunes, no joke. 1.00

00:48:42.000 OH MY GOD, FRANKIE EDGER VERSUS CHARLIE STEVENS!

00:48:45.000 I forgot about that.

00:48:46.000 I almost forgot about that.

00:48:48.000 That's insane.

00:48:49.000 Nuts.

00:48:49.000 Nurmagomedov and Johnson.

00:48:51.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:48:52.000 It's not even close. 0.98

00:48:53.000 There's not even a second place.

00:48:55.000 Rashad and Kennedy.

00:48:57.000 Oh my god.

00:48:58.000 Two of my favorites.

00:48:59.000 I love both of those guys.

00:49:00.000 Why did they decide to go gangbusters on this one?

00:49:02.000 Rafael Natal is fighting Tim Boesch.

00:49:05.000 That's a fun fight.

00:49:06.000 Natal being, you know, he trains in New York with Henzo.

00:49:09.000 Jim Miller and Thiago Alves.

00:49:11.000 Thiago Alves is fighting 155.

00:49:13.000 This is his first fight at 155.

00:49:15.000 I call that the throwback Thursday fight.

00:49:17.000 Have you seen what Alves looks like?

00:49:18.000 It's crazy.

00:49:19.000 I have not.

00:49:20.000 He's way thinner.

00:49:22.000 He's lighter.

00:49:22.000 You know, you remember when Alves fought Matt Hughes when he didn't make weight?

00:49:26.000 Yeah.

00:49:26.000 And he was a gorilla.

00:49:31.000 He's a baby gorilla.

00:49:32.000 He was so jacked. 0.75

00:49:34.000 It was insane.

00:49:34.000 And then his hair said, see ya!

00:49:36.000 He had muscles that would start above his ears.

00:49:39.000 For real.

00:49:40.000 And make their way.

00:49:41.000 He looked like a pitbull.

00:49:42.000 Well, excuse me sir, you're actually turning into a pitbull.

00:49:44.000 When he stopped mad, he was with that flying knee.

00:49:45.000 No, no, you don't fly like a pitbull.

00:49:46.000 You look like one.

00:49:47.000 He looks like one, yeah. 0.99

00:49:49.000 He was so big.

00:49:50.000 He was so powerful.

00:49:51.000 Jacked.

00:49:52.000 One of the best bodies I've ever made.

00:49:53.000 Dude, he was the most feared.

00:49:54.000 He was the Edson Barbosa of like 10 years ago.

00:49:57.000 Look at him right there. 0.97

00:49:58.000 Good fuckin' lord. 0.99

00:49:58.000 He was bigger than Boboza, man. 0.99

00:50:01.000 He was a big fuckin' beast. 0.97

00:50:02.000 Do you remember he fought Martin Kamen, who was tooling Martin Kamen until he went for the takedown out of nowhere? 0.98

00:50:08.000 He was winning.

00:50:09.000 He had him hurt, he had him staggered, and someone told him to go for the takedown.

00:50:14.000 And he got caught in a gear scene.

00:50:15.000 Someone should be fired.

00:50:16.000 First time I've seen him fight, it was at a small show at a high school in Chicago.

00:50:20.000 Jason Chambers fought Tiago Alvarez.

00:50:22.000 Oh, that's right!

00:50:23.000 That's right!

00:50:23.000 How'd that go for your boy?

00:50:24.000 Oh, he's an American Top Team guy.

00:50:26.000 And man, he... From that fight, it was pretty... It was quite clear that he was gonna have a serious career.

00:50:32.000 Was he bodied up then? 0.99

00:50:33.000 Holy shit. 0.95

00:50:34.000 Tiago's always bodied up, but not- Well, actually, when he fought Spencer Fisher- Spencer Fisher, people don't remember. 0.99

00:50:40.000 Spencer the King motherfuckin' Fisher.

00:50:42.000 Caught him with a triangle. 0.96

00:50:43.000 Spencer was a skillful, skillful fighter.

00:50:46.000 Savage.

00:50:46.000 And he caught Tiago with a triangle, but I think Tiago was only like 20 years old at the time.

00:50:51.000 I think he was super, super young.

00:50:52.000 I think that was Tiago's first fight in the UFC, if I remember right.

00:50:55.000 I thought Tiago was fighting at 19 or 20, right?

00:50:58.000 He was young.

00:50:58.000 Real young, real young.

00:51:00.000 So he looks real light now, real thin.

00:51:03.000 He did the Cam Haines thing.

00:51:06.000 How much did you lose when you had to do that Big Foot 200?

00:51:08.000 You lost like 20 pounds, right?

00:51:10.000 But you did it in the most gangster way because at 180 he was not fat.

00:51:16.000 So what he had to do was he had to make his body eat itself.

00:51:19.000 You have to burn off 3,000 calories and take in one.

00:51:22.000 Or take in two.

00:51:24.000 I did four and three.

00:51:26.000 Four and three.

00:51:27.000 So there you go.

00:51:28.000 You burn that off that way.

00:51:30.000 So how'd you do it?

00:51:30.000 Your body eats itself.

00:51:32.000 Running.

00:51:32.000 He's running non-stop, 20 miles a day.

00:51:34.000 Don't be surprised if OSB hits a twister.

00:51:36.000 He's really good at it. 0.97

00:51:37.000 This is a crazy-ass fight, and Jimmy Manawa's a nasty striker. 0.92

00:51:40.000 Oh, someone's getting knocked out, son. 0.94

00:51:41.000 Beautiful inside leg kick there.

00:51:42.000 Someone's getting knocked out.

00:51:44.000 And Manawa's been in camp with Gustafsson, who he fought, actually.

00:51:47.000 Gustafsson stopped him.

00:51:49.000 Yeah, he murked.

00:51:49.000 Yeah, but Manna was really good.

00:51:51.000 He hasn't been fighting for that long.

00:51:54.000 It's really interesting.

00:51:55.000 He didn't start martial arts, I think, until he was like 28 years old.

00:51:58.000 Yeah, he was in, I want to say, prison for a while in England.

00:52:01.000 How dare you just make that up?

00:52:02.000 You don't even know.

00:52:03.000 It's like Tower 7 all over again.

00:52:04.000 No, no, no.

00:52:06.000 I'm almost positive he did some time.

00:52:08.000 Gustafson needs to get on the social media thing, because he liked your picture today, so I'm like, hey, is this him?

00:52:13.000 And then I went to it, and it's like 600 followers.

00:52:15.000 It might not be him.

00:52:17.000 It might not be him, it might be a guy.

00:52:19.000 Did you say 600 followers?

00:52:20.000 600?

00:52:20.000 Oh, that's fake.

00:52:22.000 He's a superstar in Sweden.

00:52:24.000 Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

00:52:28.000 When he fought in Stockholm, when he fought Rumble, Rumble Johnson, there's a giant crowd there.

00:52:34.000 I mean, I want to say like 30,000 plus people.

00:52:36.000 Yeah, he has billboards.

00:52:37.000 He's like the hockey players there.

00:52:38.000 Yeah, he's a stud.

00:52:40.000 So there's no way that was real.

00:52:41.000 Wow, that's a good fight.

00:52:43.000 But Jimmy Manawa has, like, really nasty, nasty power.

00:52:46.000 Good stand-up.

00:52:47.000 Good mechanics.

00:52:48.000 Yeah.

00:52:48.000 Like, I find it almost hard to believe he didn't start striking until he was 28 years old.

00:52:53.000 Good athlete.

00:52:53.000 Yeah.

00:52:54.000 OSP, he's a better athlete, and he's so hard to... he's, like, so unconventional.

00:52:58.000 That's why I give OSP the advantage.

00:52:59.000 Oh, he got nailed in the legs.

00:53:01.000 Yeah, that hurt.

00:53:02.000 We have to also remember that OSP suffered a broken arm in the John Jones fight, and you don't know how long it took for that to heal up, how it healed up.

00:53:11.000 Some guys will break an arm, like a bad example is like the Noguera fight, when Frank Mir broke Noguera's arm.

00:53:16.000 Noguera's arm was pretty fucked up for a long time after that. 0.99

00:53:20.000 Also 80 years old in the fight world when he broke his fucking arm. 0.99

00:53:23.000 In the fight world? 1.00

00:53:24.000 He was 80, he was a tortoise when he snapped his arm.

00:53:28.000 In fight years?

00:53:29.000 It was up here, right?

00:53:30.000 It was a mess. 1.00

00:53:31.000 He snapped his shit off like a child. 1.00

00:53:33.000 Oh god. 1.00

00:53:34.000 That was ugly.

00:53:35.000 Manowar just caught him with a knee. 0.98

00:53:37.000 Yeah, he's um, Frank Mir is a fucking badass submission artist. 0.97

00:53:41.000 Look at this, OSP, holding on to the head. 0.98

00:53:44.000 This ain't good for Manowar.

00:53:46.000 Looks like a knee could come up there. 0.87

00:53:47.000 Oh, look at that.

00:53:48.000 Nice.

00:53:48.000 Drops right down.

00:53:49.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:53:50.000 OSP was a beautiful wrestler. 1.00

00:53:52.000 Gonna twist him, watch. 0.56

00:53:53.000 Beautiful wrestling.

00:53:54.000 Mano is not exactly a grappler, yeah.

00:53:56.000 This is smart by OSP.

00:53:57.000 Man, don't be shocked.

00:53:59.000 If it gets into the truck, don't be shocked.

00:54:02.000 If it gets into what?

00:54:03.000 You'll see.

00:54:04.000 I'll tell you what, OSP, when he fought Jon Jones, he might have lost that fight, but he showed people that he's a real world class fighter.

00:54:13.000 And the fact that he was able to fight with a broken arm through a portion, I think, of the fourth and the whole fifth round.

00:54:20.000 Yeah, I think he got a, you know, even though he lost the fight, he got a shitload of confidence from him.

00:54:24.000 Yeah.

00:54:24.000 So that helps.

00:54:26.000 John also was kind of, you know, it was a little weird night.

00:54:28.000 Pretty tentative.

00:54:29.000 He broke his arm.

00:54:30.000 John was super, you know, seeing it.

00:54:31.000 I think that, see, people are giving John a hard time. 0.97

00:54:34.000 I think John didn't feel that comfortable, but I think that OSP is really fucking good. 0.93

00:54:38.000 And I think that John had to be careful. 0.95

00:54:40.000 I agree.

00:54:41.000 I think John had to be careful, and I think John played it a little safe, and I think OSP, as a southpaw, inexplosive,

00:54:47.000 He dropped down for the guillotine! 0.82

00:54:48.000 Manowar! 0.97

00:54:49.000 Manowar looking for the guillotine! 0.99

00:54:51.000 Arm in! 0.95

00:54:53.000 He's just holding on right now.

00:54:54.000 Hey, he might get it.

00:54:55.000 He totally might get it.

00:54:57.000 You never know.

00:54:58.000 What's going on with the right arm?

00:55:00.000 What's going on with OSP's right arm?

00:55:02.000 He's definitely under the chin, right?

00:55:03.000 He's pushing down the wrist?

00:55:05.000 He's got some space there.

00:55:06.000 Looks like he's trying to hand fight.

00:55:07.000 He's got some space in that left foot.

00:55:08.000 Oh, he's out.

00:55:08.000 He's out.

00:55:09.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:55:10.000 Immediate go to pass. 1.00

00:55:11.000 Take it back.

00:55:12.000 Put it in.

00:55:13.000 Take it back.

00:55:13.000 Man.

00:55:14.000 Scrambles.

00:55:15.000 Little tiny scrambles like that.

00:55:16.000 He's so good at getting into the truck.

00:55:18.000 I'm shocked he hasn't got that.

00:55:19.000 He's even got a brand on his calf.

00:55:21.000 Opportunities.

00:55:22.000 He might have one.

00:55:23.000 Yeah, it's his fraternity in Tennessee.

00:55:27.000 See, Manowar, there was like some little space there.

00:55:30.000 There was some space to scramble.

00:55:31.000 He rested instead of scrambling.

00:55:34.000 He got 49 seconds!

00:55:36.000 Exactly.

00:55:36.000 He rested instead of scrambled.

00:55:37.000 But Mano is in a perfect spot against the fence.

00:55:39.000 He's turning to his left, which is perfect.

00:55:41.000 If he turned to his right, he'd be in deep trouble.

00:55:44.000 To your point, Joe, where he said he rested where he should have scrambled, that's where the world champions don't—they literally get the fuck out and change the game.

00:55:56.000 Yeah.

00:55:57.000 Like you look at, you know, like a guy like Mighty Mouse is a perfect example.

00:56:00.000 I know I always use him, but he ain't getting no room there.

00:56:03.000 Huh?

00:56:03.000 There's no room there.

00:56:04.000 And she's out.

00:56:06.000 Look, oh!

00:56:07.000 He's going to it.

00:56:08.000 He tried for it.

00:56:09.000 Oh, he lost it.

00:56:10.000 That would have been dope if he rolled there.

00:56:12.000 But he was up against the cage.

00:56:13.000 That's a weird place to roll, right?

00:56:15.000 Yeah.

00:56:16.000 Yeah, it's not a good place to set it up.

00:56:19.000 Oh, man.

00:56:21.000 That's a nice elbow.

00:56:22.000 Yeah.

00:56:23.000 Wow.

00:56:24.000 Good fight.

00:56:25.000 So how many people are going to be at the New York show?

00:56:29.000 I don't know how many people's Madison Square Garden seats.

00:56:31.000 It'll sell out.

00:56:32.000 But tickets are crazy expensive.

00:56:34.000 Insanely expensive already.

00:56:36.000 Yeah, they went for it.

00:56:38.000 I mean, it's Madison Square Garden, first time ever UFC.

00:56:41.000 Biggest card of all time.

00:56:42.000 Well, you have to think how many people have to get

00:56:45.000 paid for that show, too.

00:56:47.000 There's a lot of world-class fighters on that show. 0.98

00:56:51.000 That is the goddamn pay-per-view bargain of a lifetime. 0.98

00:56:54.000 That card? 1.00

00:56:55.000 That's the pay-per-view bargain of a lifetime.

00:56:57.000 No kidding.

00:56:58.000 And then think about the free fights on Fox.

00:57:00.000 Those prelims are nuts.

00:57:02.000 Dude.

00:57:03.000 Nurmagomedov vs. Michael Johnson is on Fox.

00:57:06.000 So is Frankie Edgar vs. Jeremy Stevens.

00:57:09.000 That's on FS1. 0.99

00:57:10.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:57:12.000 I'd like to see Stevens win that. 0.99

00:57:14.000 I like him.

00:57:15.000 I love Frankie too.

00:57:17.000 I love Jeremy too.

00:57:19.000 That's one for me is a problem.

00:57:20.000 They're both great guys.

00:57:22.000 I love Jeremy. 0.98

00:57:23.000 Jeremy's a fucking great guy. 1.00

00:57:25.000 He's an animal too. 1.00

00:57:26.000 I love watching that kid fight.

00:57:28.000 He's so game too.

00:57:29.000 He's another one.

00:57:30.000 And so is Frankie.

00:57:31.000 Frankie's just relentless. 1.00

00:57:34.000 Yeah, best pace in the game.

00:57:35.000 I'm interested to see what adjustments Frankie makes from the Aldo fight too.

00:57:40.000 Yeah, he got beat up a little bit.

00:57:42.000 Yeah, Aldo flipped the script on him.

00:57:44.000 Turned it into a boxing match.

00:57:46.000 Aldo flipped the script on the UFC.

00:57:47.000 He said, nah, I'm good.

00:57:48.000 I'm good.

00:57:48.000 I'm done.

00:57:49.000 Is he serious?

00:57:50.000 What is he saying?

00:57:50.000 He said he's going to play soccer?

00:57:53.000 I don't know.

00:57:53.000 He wants to play some sports.

00:57:55.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:57:55.000 Serious? 1.00

00:57:55.000 OSP with some serious kicks here, man. 1.00

00:57:58.000 Beautiful leg kicks.

00:57:59.000 OSP's attacking the inside.

00:58:01.000 Oh! 0.60

00:58:01.000 Madden with the left hook! 0.60

00:58:04.000 Do you think Aldo's being serious or do you think he's just expressing, oh nice, walked right into that?

00:58:09.000 I think he's being serious for now until he realizes what kind of monster he's dealing with because even though you don't like it, they're never going to let you out of your contract.

00:58:17.000 It doesn't work that way.

00:58:18.000 You sign the contract.

00:58:19.000 Unless you're legitimately going to go play another sport, you're done fighting if you're not going to write out your UFC contract.

00:58:26.000 It doesn't work like that.

00:58:27.000 Well, I don't think he's asking to fight again.

00:58:29.000 I think he's saying that he's gonna do something else.

00:58:31.000 I think that's essentially what he's saying.

00:58:33.000 What I read... Oh, look at that, spinning back for his attempt.

00:58:36.000 What I read is that he was gonna play soccer.

00:58:38.000 That's him playing soccer? 0.97

00:58:39.000 He apparently, before he fought in the UFC... Look, dude, he's fucking good! 0.98

00:58:43.000 I mean, I don't know, like, how he is when he's fucking playing other good soccer players. 0.97

00:58:47.000 This is a charity game. 1.00

00:58:48.000 If Ronaldo came in there, he'd fucking kick his dick off. 1.00

00:58:57.000 Or that guy Messi. 1.00

00:58:59.000 Yeah.

00:59:00.000 Messi.

00:59:01.000 Yeah.

00:59:02.000 He's like 5'4".

00:59:03.000 Dude, he's amazing.

00:59:04.000 Yeah.

00:59:05.000 He scores like four goals a game.

00:59:07.000 I see some highlights of that dude.

00:59:08.000 I'm like, he's incredible.

00:59:10.000 Yeah.

00:59:10.000 He's in control of the ball.

00:59:12.000 Dude, these guys are going off.

00:59:14.000 Yeah.

00:59:16.000 It's good kicking in this fight.

00:59:18.000 Yeah.

00:59:20.000 OSP with that long jab.

00:59:21.000 Oh! 0.60

00:59:22.000 Oh, another one!

00:59:25.000 OSP's dropping that right arm.

00:59:27.000 Yeah, I'll just cover this real quick.

00:59:29.000 Yeah, he's dropping that right arm.

00:59:31.000 That'll fuck your cardio up.

00:59:33.000 Nice inside leg kick, too. 0.98

00:59:35.000 He'll open up that left ear, too.

00:59:37.000 Oh, right there.

00:59:38.000 Yeah, he changed positions for a while.

00:59:40.000 He went southpaw, which he does do sometimes, though. 0.99

00:59:43.000 You know how we always talk about, like, he looks tired as shit, too. 0.99

00:59:48.000 You know how we talk about you need super camps to stay in age to compete? 0.99

00:59:52.000 OSP's a guy that doesn't train in a super camp.

00:59:55.000 Stipe's a guy that doesn't train in a super camp.

00:59:57.000 What's a super camp?

00:59:59.000 Like, ATT, AK, Jacksons, Blacks-Aliens. 1.00

01:00:04.000 Yeah.

01:00:05.000 It's interesting, right?

01:00:06.000 Right.

01:00:07.000 Well, Strongstyle, that Jim in Cleveland.

01:00:10.000 Oh! 0.60

01:00:10.000 Manawa with the right-hand! 0.60

01:00:11.000 OSP's in deep shit! 1.00

01:00:13.000 Oh, this one's over, so we dropped him. 1.00

01:00:14.000 Oh, KO! 0.79

01:00:15.000 Oh my god, straight KO.

01:00:17.000 God, did you see his leg caught under there?

01:00:19.000 Oh my god.

01:00:20.000 Left hook, son! 0.96

01:00:21.000 Oh my god, Jim and Manawa.

01:00:23.000 And then the right. 1.00

01:00:24.000 The fucking... 1.00

01:00:26.000 Jimmy Madden was dangerous. 1.00

01:00:27.000 Powerful English left hook.

01:00:29.000 He purred him with those left hooks to the body, and then caught him upstairs.

01:00:32.000 It's a huge win.

01:00:33.000 Biggest win in his career, for sure.

01:00:35.000 Giant win.

01:00:35.000 Huge.

01:00:36.000 Giant win, especially considering how good OSP looks against John Jones.

01:00:39.000 Won five rounds at Jones.

01:00:41.000 Jimmy stops him in the second round.

01:00:42.000 God.

01:00:43.000 Giant.

01:00:44.000 Who's the last guy to beat this guy?

01:00:46.000 Rumble knocked him out.

01:00:48.000 Rumble knocks him out bad.

01:00:49.000 And Rumble knocks everybody out.

01:00:51.000 Kaboom! 0.99

01:00:52.000 Right there.

01:00:52.000 That's one.

01:00:53.000 That wobbled him.

01:00:55.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:00:56.000 That's a beautiful right hand.

01:00:57.000 Right here.

01:00:58.000 Look how patient he is.

01:00:59.000 Right here.

01:01:00.000 Boom! 0.99

01:01:02.000 Hey, ref, let's go. 0.79

01:01:03.000 Look at this.

01:01:07.000 Boom.

01:01:07.000 Look at that body shot.

01:01:09.000 Right hand high, too.

01:01:10.000 Amazing, man.

01:01:10.000 Look at that.

01:01:11.000 He ducks the left hand.

01:01:12.000 Look at that beautiful right hand over the top. 1.00

01:01:16.000 But look at the setup, too.

01:01:17.000 Look at the setup.

01:01:18.000 The setup is nice.

01:01:19.000 You missed with that one, but look at this one.

01:01:21.000 Boom! 0.99

01:01:21.000 Perfect. 0.99

01:01:22.000 Oh, God!

01:01:23.000 Yeah, it's real bad the way... That reminds me of Mike Tyson and Larry Holmes.

01:01:28.000 Remember that knockout?

01:01:29.000 Bad.

01:01:30.000 Mike Tyson knocked out Larry Holmes, and Larry Holmes' leg got caught under him, and then sprang up and down. 0.52

01:01:36.000 No one's worse than Cro Cop Gonzaga. 0.99

01:01:38.000 Like, we're like, oh shit, he broke his ankle. 1.00

01:01:40.000 Yeah, I think he really did fuck his ankle up. 1.00

01:01:42.000 His ankle swoll up after the fight. 0.89

01:01:44.000 It swoll up, and when you talk to him, he's like, no, my ankle feels like I'm good, man.

01:01:47.000 Like, he walked out. 0.99

01:01:48.000 But I thought his shit snapped off. 0.99

01:01:50.000 He was the first guy where I realized we shouldn't be interviewing fighters after they fight. 1.00

01:01:54.000 After they get knocked out.

01:01:55.000 I was like, you can't be doing this anymore.

01:01:58.000 He doesn't know what he's doing.

01:01:59.000 You don't know where you are.

01:01:59.000 You don't know what happened.

01:02:00.000 It's not fair.

01:02:02.000 They put a mic in your face and you're like, uh... I'm assuming I got punch or kicked in the face.

01:02:07.000 It would be one thing if the fighter felt fine and was willing to talk about it and knew and wanted to do it themselves.

01:02:13.000 But even then... Even then they shouldn't.

01:02:14.000 Even then it's probably not the best idea.

01:02:16.000 No, because I've done that.

01:02:17.000 My manager's like, dude, you shouldn't do this interview.

01:02:19.000 And I did it.

01:02:20.000 Literally backstage, bad news.

01:02:23.000 Watch this.

01:02:23.000 Watch when Larry Holmes gets up.

01:02:25.000 Larry Holmes is in all sorts of trouble.

01:02:27.000 But watch the KO.

01:02:28.000 They give him the standing 8 count.

01:02:30.000 Larry's walking around.

01:02:30.000 He's already in deep doo-doo though.

01:02:32.000 Yeah.

01:02:32.000 I mean, Larry's a legitimate, you know, 36 or whatever he was at the time.

01:02:36.000 Watch this KO.

01:02:37.000 It's so nasty.

01:02:39.000 He gets him over in the right-hand corner.

01:02:43.000 Super wobbly legs. 0.99

01:02:45.000 Boom! 0.99

01:02:45.000 Look at that left hook right hand. 0.99

01:02:47.000 Here it comes right here.

01:02:48.000 Doosh! 1.00

01:02:49.000 Oh my goodness.

01:02:51.000 Oh my god, you got hurt there. 1.00

01:02:53.000 That fucked him up. 0.99

01:02:54.000 Oh my god, I forgot how long this lasted. 0.98

01:02:57.000 Tough to keep Tyson off you.

01:02:58.000 He was brutal back then.

01:03:00.000 Yeah, he was a straight animal back then.

01:03:04.000 He would switch stances.

01:03:05.000 No defense at all.

01:03:07.000 Well, he just was aware that Larry was done.

01:03:09.000 Yeah.

01:03:11.000 Larry still went for it.

01:03:12.000 He still went for that uppercut. 0.94

01:03:13.000 Oh, it's Larry Holmes, son.

01:03:14.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:03:16.000 This is the right hand, right here.

01:03:19.000 Boom, right there.

01:03:21.000 See how his leg went under him and then bounced up?

01:03:23.000 Like a cheerleader kick. 0.74

01:03:25.000 You know what the most brutal knockout ever?

01:03:27.000 Ray Mercer, Tommy Morrison.

01:03:29.000 Oh, you're right.

01:03:30.000 Dude, he got caught on the ropes, so Ray Mercer kept uppercutting him. 0.99

01:03:35.000 The ropes were holding his ass up. 0.99

01:03:37.000 That leg's bad. 0.99

01:03:38.000 Did you see that, Joe?

01:03:39.000 Yeah, that was bad.

01:03:40.000 And he had AIDS.

01:03:41.000 Correct.

01:03:42.000 I don't think he had AIDS back then.

01:03:43.000 Dude, he was bo- You wanna talk about one of the best wipe-away bodies of all time? 0.61

01:03:46.000 Tommy Morrison.

01:03:48.000 But what happened later in his career when he went crazy? 1.00

01:03:51.000 He got his tits done. 1.00

01:03:52.000 Well, he got AIDS, son. 1.00

01:03:52.000 What? 1.00

01:03:53.000 Yeah, he had breast implants.

01:03:54.000 Oh, this fight's incredible.

01:03:56.000 Yeah, just show the KO.

01:03:58.000 So in the beginning, Tommy was doing well, but then Ray Mercer came on strong.

01:04:04.000 Here it is in the fifth round.

01:04:05.000 Look at this.

01:04:05.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:04:07.000 Oh my god.

01:04:08.000 Oh my god.

01:04:09.000 Hey, Raph! 0.69

01:04:10.000 Hey, Raph! 0.69

01:04:11.000 He hit him like three.

01:04:13.000 Look at this.

01:04:14.000 Look at this.

01:04:15.000 Boom.

01:04:16.000 Oh.

01:04:17.000 Boom.

01:04:18.000 Oh! 0.60

01:04:18.000 That one. 0.60

01:04:19.000 Let's go, Raph! 1.00

01:04:21.000 That's insane.

01:04:23.000 That is insane.

01:04:24.000 That's insane.

01:04:25.000 You know who beat Ray Mercer?

01:04:26.000 Kimbo Slice.

01:04:27.000 I gotta take a pee.

01:04:28.000 Yeah, but he guillotined him.

01:04:30.000 True.

01:04:30.000 Yeah, Kimbo and Ray, they thought they were gonna throw down.

01:04:34.000 But Ray didn't have any grappling experience at all, and Kimbo was trained in an American top team.

01:04:40.000 Even though Kimbo's not a grappler, he was more of a grappler than Ray.

01:04:44.000 Ray probably thought it was just gonna be like a stand-up fight.

01:04:46.000 This is gonna be big.

01:04:47.000 Look at this.

01:04:48.000 Times Square.

01:04:48.000 I know.

01:04:49.000 It's gonna be insane.

01:04:51.000 Come on.

01:04:51.000 Look at this.

01:04:51.000 Conor.

01:04:52.000 Conor. 0.99

01:04:52.000 He's such a gangster. 0.99

01:04:53.000 Fired up. 0.60

01:04:54.000 Yonah.

01:04:55.000 Look at it.

01:04:55.000 She's got camo on.

01:04:56.000 Oh.

01:04:57.000 This is pretty sweet.

01:04:58.000 Tyron Woodley.

01:04:59.000 Eddie Alvarez drinking a cup of coffee.

01:05:01.000 I don't get it.

01:05:02.000 They're all in the airport.

01:05:03.000 Everyone is at the airport.

01:05:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:05.000 Wonderboy motherfucker. 1.00

01:05:06.000 Oh man. 1.00

01:05:10.000 I can't even hear this and it looks cool.

01:05:12.000 Dude, there's Karolina Kubalick. 0.98

01:05:14.000 Tyron motherfucking Woodley, ladies and gentlemen. 0.97

01:05:16.000 He looks like a badass right there, doesn't he? 1.00

01:05:18.000 He is a fucking badass. 0.99

01:05:20.000 He's got some power. 0.99

01:05:21.000 Dude, that's putting it mildly.

01:05:23.000 Nobody knocks out Robby Law with one punch like that.

01:05:27.000 Tyron, he can cover some distance, too.

01:05:30.000 Yeah, he put the lights out.

01:05:31.000 And he's a Duke Rufus protege.

01:05:34.000 Duke Rufus is one of the best striking coaches on the planet Earth.

01:05:39.000 World Muay Thai champion.

01:05:41.000 His brother Rick Rufus is another kickboxing legend.

01:05:44.000 Like that family, there's some deep, deep, deep knowledge.

01:05:48.000 And that's where Tyron's training.

01:05:49.000 That's where he's doing all his striking.

01:05:51.000 So Wonderboy is probably, I mean, it's a debate that he's the greatest striker in the UFC ever.

01:05:59.000 Wonderboy?

01:05:59.000 Yeah, it's a debate, because he was some insane number, like 57-0 in kickboxing.

01:06:05.000 He only lost one time in the UFC, that was to Matt Brown.

01:06:08.000 He just looks like a normal guy, doesn't he?

01:06:10.000 Totally!

01:06:10.000 Like when they're showing him right there?

01:06:11.000 Yeah, and a very polite guy, too.

01:06:14.000 Really well spoken.

01:06:15.000 But his kickboxing is off the chain.

01:06:18.000 I mean, he's a world champion kickboxer of the likes.

01:06:21.000 There's very few guys who have fought in MMA.

01:06:25.000 You know, even Mirko. 0.90

01:06:27.000 Mirko was a K-1 striker and he was a bad motherfucker, but one of the reasons why he was so good in MMA was because he was explosive. 0.97

01:06:34.000 He was really fast, and he could hit really hard and quick. 0.94

01:06:37.000 But he wasn't like the most technically perfect kickboxer, like Ernesto Hoost.

01:06:44.000 But Ernesto Hust, he would pick you apart nice and slow.

01:06:47.000 He'd do it all with technique and just chop, chop away at you and eventually knock you out with some beautiful high kick or a perfectly placed punch or something like that.

01:06:55.000 But Mirko would murk guys with like one kick.

01:06:58.000 And those type of guys are like, at a high level, like Mirko was, they're more dangerous in MMA because everything happens so fast.

01:07:05.000 So you're saying Wonderboy is like that?

01:07:07.000 I think Wonderboy is super skillful.

01:07:09.000 He's skillful in a way, like when you see him fight Hendrix, you realize like, oh my god, this is so next level.

01:07:15.000 And he does stuff that everybody can't do, like he fights off the front leg.

01:07:19.000 His front leg, you gotta get past that front leg. 0.71

01:07:22.000 And that's not an easy thing to do, he's front leg side kicking, round kicking you in the face. 0.99

01:07:27.000 He can do some shit that other guys can't do. 0.98

01:07:30.000 So you have a real hard time bringing in someone in training that has a front leg like that guy. 0.99

01:07:35.000 You only have, like, a few guys to choose from.

01:07:36.000 You have to take, like, Raymond Daniels.

01:07:38.000 You have to take someone who has... Don the Dragon Wilson. 0.67

01:07:40.000 Ha! 0.89

01:07:41.000 Don could have done it.

01:07:42.000 Right?

01:07:43.000 I mean, if he could still spar.

01:07:43.000 His whole style was like that.

01:07:44.000 He was just on one leg, just, like, flipping it up.

01:07:46.000 You know what?

01:07:47.000 Don the Dragon Wilson might still be able to spar.

01:07:49.000 Is that the best name of all time?

01:07:50.000 He's one of those dudes that keeps training deep into his, like, 60s and 70s. 0.99

01:07:54.000 If you light spar with him, as long as you try to beat him up, he's a skillful motherfucker, too. 0.98

01:07:59.000 Is Ronda Rousey really fighting Amanda Nunes? 0.98

01:08:01.000 Is that real or was that a hoax?

01:08:03.000 I think that's what she wants to do, but I don't think it's been set up.

01:08:06.000 I thought she wants to fight Cyborg, and Cyborg said she's going to need face surgery if she fights her. 0.99

01:08:11.000 Do you know what Cyborg said?

01:08:12.000 She said, I'm like Candyman, just say my name and I'll come.

01:08:16.000 She scares me.

01:08:16.000 How big is that fight going to be?

01:08:18.000 Cyborg was calling her out today. 0.99

01:08:21.000 She wants to fight her so bad, and then she said maybe if I was blue eyes, blonde hair, you'd make a division for me and give me the goddamn fight. 1.00

01:08:29.000 Oh my god. 0.99

01:08:30.000 Cyborg! 0.94

01:08:32.000 Such a monster! 0.71

01:08:34.000 And you know what, man? 0.97

01:08:34.000 Here's the deal. 0.97

01:08:35.000 There's a lot of other women out there that fight at 145. 1.00

01:08:38.000 This idea that there's no women at 145, that's just not true.

01:08:41.000 No, there's women at 145. 1.00

01:08:42.000 They just don't want to fight Cyborg.

01:08:44.000 Nobody wants to fight her.

01:08:45.000 But some do.

01:08:46.000 Like, you know... For money.

01:08:48.000 Lena Lansburg, who just fought her.

01:08:49.000 She took the chance.

01:08:50.000 She fought her.

01:08:51.000 She's not a true 145-er. 1.00

01:08:52.000 You're right.

01:08:53.000 She's not.

01:08:53.000 She didn't land one punch.

01:08:54.000 She had to know she had no chance.

01:08:57.000 She took it for the... She's a world Muay Thai champion. 0.89

01:09:00.000 She didn't take it for the payday.

01:09:01.000 She didn't make anything?

01:09:03.000 Not really.

01:09:03.000 There's no one right now that would give

01:09:19.000 her an issue in the UFC.

01:09:22.000 Unless Holly, with her fighting style, would fight her at 130. 1.00

01:09:26.000 Or, here's another example, Jorina Barge.

01:09:29.000 If Jorina Barge has been training MMA, and she decides to come over to MMA, you want to talk about a nasty kickboxer. 1.00

01:09:37.000 I mean, she's got some insane record. 1.00

01:09:39.000 I think she's like 30-0.

01:09:40.000 No one wanted to fight her for years.

01:09:42.000 Didn't she beat Cyborg? 0.98

01:09:44.000 She beat the shit out of her. 1.00

01:09:46.000 She's gangster. 1.00

01:09:47.000 She's tall. 0.81

01:09:49.000 She won by decision, but then remember... She knocked her down, twice. 1.00

01:09:52.000 She knocked her down, dropped her. 1.00

01:09:53.000 She talking about doing MMA?

01:09:55.000 If she did, I'm saying that's the kind of fighter you need to challenge Cyborg. 0.95

01:09:58.000 But Cyborg takes her down on some hits. 0.97

01:10:00.000 She's a lock belt.

01:10:01.000 She couldn't keep her off her.

01:10:02.000 You're right, she might.

01:10:04.000 That's the other thing people forget about Cyborg.

01:10:06.000 She's a black belt on the ground. 1.00

01:10:07.000 Legit black belt.

01:10:09.000 So if you're worried about that, you know what I'm saying?

01:10:11.000 Now you can go to the ground with her.

01:10:13.000 Totally true.

01:10:13.000 If she can take her down.

01:10:15.000 But in MMA you also have to realize that Barge is fighting with smaller gloves.

01:10:19.000 She can land shots that are likely going to have more impact with the smaller gloves. 0.96

01:10:24.000 She can also break her hand easier. 0.98

01:10:25.000 She can also get taken down. 0.98

01:10:27.000 She's a badass, dude. 1.00

01:10:28.000 She can't fight the same way.

01:10:29.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:10:29.000 On AXS TV, yeah.

01:10:30.000 Cyborg still gives her all she can handle.

01:10:46.000 See, when I see this, I go, Jesus Christ, Cyborg has a chin, too.

01:10:49.000 Oh, dude.

01:10:50.000 She's so game.

01:10:51.000 She takes some crazy shots. 1.00

01:10:52.000 She's so game.

01:10:53.000 Jamie, see if you can see the front kick to the face that she landed. 0.99

01:10:56.000 She landed a teep kick to the face early in the fight and dropped her. 1.00

01:11:00.000 How gangster is Cyborg?

01:11:01.000 I don't know what you do with her.

01:11:02.000 She's so gangster. 1.00

01:11:03.000 I don't know who the fuck's gonna step up and fight her. 1.00

01:11:05.000 Here's the thing, nobody wanted to fight Barsh. 0.99

01:11:07.000 She's not even a kickboxer, she's an MMA fighter. 1.00

01:11:10.000 And she chose to fight her in her sport.

01:11:13.000 That's how game she is.

01:11:14.000 But she still made the decision.

01:11:15.000 How big would that fight be, her and Ronda?

01:11:18.000 Cyborg and Ronda? 0.65

01:11:18.000 Crazy. 0.65

01:11:18.000 It would be the biggest fight ever, right? 0.65

01:11:20.000 Crazy.

01:11:21.000 They could make that happen.

01:11:23.000 I heard, I read, that Ronda's training hard.

01:11:25.000 Is that true?

01:11:26.000 That's what I heard too.

01:11:27.000 I don't know.

01:11:28.000 I don't know.

01:11:29.000 I don't know.

01:11:29.000 I mean, the only way to know is to talk to someone who's training with her and then you have to trust them.

01:11:34.000 Or you have to go watch her train.

01:11:36.000 Right.

01:11:36.000 You know?

01:11:37.000 I don't know.

01:11:37.000 God, I'd love to see her come back at the top of her game.

01:11:40.000 Yeah.

01:11:40.000 You know?

01:11:41.000 She's such a draw. 1.00

01:11:42.000 Amanda Nunez is fucking terrifying. 1.00

01:11:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:45.000 She's got ridiculous power in her hands. 1.00

01:11:48.000 She punches with snapping, crisp punches that you could see. 1.00

01:11:52.000 Misha Tate was like, oh shit. 1.00

01:11:53.000 Oh, I know. 0.99

01:11:55.000 She landed one and Misha was like,

01:11:58.000 It's not good.

01:11:59.000 Look at that knee.

01:12:00.000 Boom! 0.99

01:12:00.000 Look at that beautiful step-in knee. 0.99

01:12:03.000 Look at that, man. 1.00

01:12:04.000 Damn, she's nasty. 1.00

01:12:06.000 Barsh is no joke, dude. 1.00

01:12:07.000 It was a scrap!

01:12:08.000 And Cyborg landed a right hand. 0.80

01:12:10.000 Yeah, dude.

01:12:11.000 It was a scrap.

01:12:12.000 I know.

01:12:12.000 See that?

01:12:13.000 So imagine that punch with small gloves.

01:12:15.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

01:12:16.000 Look at that Superman punch Cyborg landed.

01:12:18.000 Cyborg's so gangster, dude.

01:12:20.000 She's so gangster. 0.99

01:12:21.000 She's so goddamn tough. 0.99

01:12:22.000 I just don't see anyone beating her. 1.00

01:12:25.000 Damn, what a crazy fight that was. 0.98

01:12:27.000 I think if she's landing those with four-ounce gloves... Who knows? 0.99

01:12:30.000 Who knows?

01:12:31.000 But if Barge lands with four-ounce gloves, it's the same thing.

01:12:34.000 She's hurting her there with shots, too. 0.96

01:12:36.000 But it was the knees that was hurting her, it seemed like, mostly.

01:12:39.000 It was everything.

01:12:39.000 She hit her with a lot of hard jabs, too.

01:12:41.000 Alright, let's see.

01:12:42.000 Dude, Vitor looks pretty good right there.

01:12:44.000 They re-inflated him.

01:12:46.000 He doesn't look that bad right there.

01:12:48.000 The best he's looked since the- He's got extra around there.

01:12:50.000 Since the golden snitch came in your boy Novitsky.

01:12:53.000 The golden snitch!

01:12:57.000 There's no traps like the old Vitor.

01:12:59.000 No, it's not.

01:13:00.000 But, you know what, the old Vitor fought in a bunch of different weight classes.

01:13:05.000 The old Vitor from TRT days was a 185er though, so you got a point. 1.00

01:13:08.000 Probably the most dangerous guy in the world when he was on TRT. 0.99

01:13:11.000 Someone spinning fucking heel kicks to your eye. 1.00

01:13:14.000 No, but dude, with the traps and the long mohawk. 1.00

01:13:17.000 Oh, he was terrifying.

01:13:18.000 When he wheel-kicked Luke Rockhold in the face?

01:13:20.000 Yeah, that one.

01:13:21.000 Dude, he's no joke, man.

01:13:22.000 The scary thing is he has the skills to back all that up.

01:13:26.000 Dude, he's lightning fast.

01:13:27.000 Lightning fast.

01:13:28.000 Is he like 38 now?

01:13:29.000 He's definitely not in his prime.

01:13:32.000 He was the first Brazilian to come out with legit boxing.

01:13:35.000 Finally, a Brazilian with boxing. 1.00

01:13:36.000 Shit. 1.00

01:13:37.000 He came out and... Yeah, look at him there. 1.00

01:13:39.000 Look at there.

01:13:40.000 Wow.

01:13:41.000 That's crazy.

01:13:42.000 That's a crazy difference.

01:13:43.000 But here's the thing that Chris Weidman said.

01:13:45.000 And that's the same weight, right?

01:13:47.000 Yep.

01:13:48.000 Chris Weidman had a good point, though.

01:13:50.000 He said that it might actually help him because he wouldn't gas as much.

01:13:54.000 Come on, Chris.

01:13:54.000 Because he was doing so much steroids before there was any gas.

01:13:57.000 Excuse me, sir.

01:13:57.000 I know you beat him, but come on, Chris.

01:13:58.000 That's what he said.

01:14:00.000 Come on, man.

01:14:00.000 No, I'm just saying.

01:14:01.000 I'm talking to Chris.

01:14:02.000 I'm not talking to you.

01:14:03.000 That's what he said, bro.

01:14:04.000 That's what he said, man.

01:14:05.000 This guy's good. 0.99

01:14:06.000 Gegard Mousasi, he always looks like he doesn't give a fuck. 0.99

01:14:08.000 No, he looks like he's bothered you're there to watch him fight. 0.98

01:14:11.000 Like, he's upset.

01:14:13.000 Like, if someone was like, hey, you know Gegard Mousasi is serial killer?

01:14:16.000 I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense. 0.99

01:14:17.000 Like, he doesn't give a fuck about anything. 0.97

01:14:19.000 I think he seems like a real nice guy. 0.98

01:14:21.000 He's been fighting forever.

01:14:22.000 Yeah, he's legit.

01:14:24.000 Remember when he knocked out Jacque Ray with an upkick?

01:14:26.000 Yes!

01:14:27.000 Yeah.

01:14:28.000 And then, didn't Jacque Ray fall into his triangle too?

01:14:30.000 Yeah.

01:14:32.000 Yeah, he's the man in dream.

01:14:34.000 Just nasty KO. 0.98

01:14:36.000 I don't think he fell in this triangle, did he?

01:14:38.000 He did that to somebody else.

01:14:39.000 Who did he triangle?

01:14:41.000 I thought he knocked him out and Jacquet fell into it, or maybe he just knocked him out.

01:14:44.000 I think he just KO'd him and got off of him, but I think he did that to somebody else.

01:14:48.000 Yeah, I think he did that to somebody else.

01:14:50.000 I'm mixing the two, yeah.

01:14:52.000 Just for old times sake, wouldn't you like to see Vitor win?

01:14:55.000 You, Cam Haines, you're one of those guys who wants to see a guy win.

01:14:58.000 You're like a rooter.

01:14:59.000 We don't, with this very rare rooting here, like, of course, Eddie Bravo will be rooting for Tony Ferguson when Tony Ferguson fights Dilsadjo, because it's his boy.

01:15:08.000 But, for the most part, when we watch these fights, like, people, like, I know, I know Vitor, for sure, I've known him for a long time, and I've known Gegard, I like both these guys.

01:15:16.000 So, I watch this fight, I just go like, hmm, but you're like, I wanna see this guy win.

01:15:20.000 I like it!

01:15:21.000 I like it, sir!

01:15:22.000 I'm a fan.

01:15:23.000 Oh, me too, man.

01:15:24.000 I'm a fan.

01:15:25.000 Yo, Brendan, can I get one of those?

01:15:27.000 Yeah.

01:15:27.000 Thank you, sir.

01:15:28.000 Oh, can I get one? 0.99

01:15:29.000 Shit. 1.00

01:15:30.000 Corona, ladies and gentlemen. 1.00

01:15:32.000 This is a... Can you pass that?

01:15:33.000 We'll have one, too.

01:15:34.000 Thank you.

01:15:35.000 Oh, let's have a couple Coronas, ladies and gentlemen.

01:15:36.000 I feel like Cam wants to dip into this whiskey.

01:15:38.000 You seem like a whiskey man.

01:15:39.000 You looking at that whiskey?

01:15:40.000 Yeah, he's been eyeing it up.

01:15:41.000 You want some of that whiskey, Cam?

01:15:42.000 We could all have a little gentleman's glass of whiskey.

01:15:44.000 We got some ice there.

01:15:46.000 Here we go.

01:15:47.000 We should celebrate your bowl.

01:15:48.000 Yes, we should celebrate.

01:15:50.000 Look at Vitor moving.

01:15:52.000 Gagar with a nice leg kick.

01:15:53.000 Gagar gonna be unbiased now.

01:15:55.000 Nah, he can't.

01:15:56.000 There's no going back.

01:15:56.000 Here's the thing with Gegard.

01:15:58.000 Gegard's gotta be real careful of the blitz.

01:16:00.000 Especially early on.

01:16:01.000 He can't disrespect that blitz.

01:16:03.000 I feel like he's too smart for that.

01:16:05.000 I hope he is.

01:16:06.000 Otherwise you're gonna get murked.

01:16:07.000 I think so too, but there might be an attitude that some fighters have that Vitor without the TRT is very vulnerable.

01:16:14.000 Not in those first two minutes.

01:16:15.000 No, not at all.

01:16:16.000 Oh, see?

01:16:16.000 Oh!

01:16:19.000 He's coming, Saad!

01:16:20.000 He is!

01:16:20.000 And Geghardt!

01:16:21.000 He said no, no, no, bitch! 1.00

01:16:23.000 He gave him the Mutombo finger well. 1.00

01:16:25.000 He gave him the no, no, no.

01:16:26.000 Mason Mutombo reference, sir!

01:16:28.000 I'm from Denver!

01:16:33.000 And Geghardt advances.

01:16:35.000 You know what that means to me?

01:16:36.000 That means to me that that little finger might have had an effect.

01:16:38.000 I agree. 0.92

01:16:39.000 Usually when guys do something emotional like that, it kind of fucked them up. 0.98

01:16:42.000 Left kick to the body by Vitor. 0.97

01:16:44.000 Powerful short shorts by Vitor.

01:16:46.000 Vitor's swingin'.

01:16:47.000 Vitor's swingin'.

01:16:49.000 Well, that's to be able to kick.

01:16:50.000 You know, that's the worst thing about some Muay Thai... Oh, one-two! 0.99

01:16:54.000 Both landed.

01:16:55.000 The worst thing about the regular Muay Thai shorts, you ever see those Thai guys are always rolling them up? 1.00

01:17:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:00.000 Like, sometimes those fuckers bind your legs, man. 1.00

01:17:02.000 John Dotson wears capris. 1.00

01:17:03.000 His are so big.

01:17:04.000 Have you seen his?

01:17:05.000 They're so baggy.

01:17:07.000 I think the move is the tights.

01:17:08.000 I agree.

01:17:09.000 I think everybody should be forced to wear the tights because you don't grab them.

01:17:12.000 Like, why not do the sunga, like the old school... What's a sunga?

01:17:15.000 It's kind of like the Speedo style.

01:17:16.000 Brazilian Speedo.

01:17:17.000 Speedos. 1.00

01:17:17.000 Damn. 1.00

01:17:18.000 Like, why not? 0.99

01:17:19.000 Dude, hold up.

01:17:20.000 What do you mean, wow? 1.00

01:17:20.000 Because dicks are going to come out. 1.00

01:17:22.000 Well, come on. 1.00

01:17:22.000 Dicks are going to start flubbing. 1.00

01:17:24.000 It's just a part of the fun. 1.00

01:17:26.000 So I'm crazy with sungas, but you want to see them on a fucking grass football field. 0.99

01:17:30.000 Look at that. 0.99

01:17:30.000 Beautiful takedown defense by Vitor. 0.99

01:17:33.000 Gegard tried to close in for the takedown. 0.98

01:17:34.000 Vitor's like, bitch, I've been fighting for 20 years. 1.00

01:17:37.000 Yeah, come on, bitch. 1.00

01:17:37.000 I got it. 1.00

01:17:38.000 Check this out.

01:17:38.000 I have my master's degree in anime.

01:17:41.000 Take this knee to the body on the way out, son.

01:17:42.000 One-two.

01:17:44.000 That's one-two from me.

01:17:45.000 His speed hasn't left him.

01:17:46.000 That's usually the last thing to go.

01:17:48.000 I mean, the first thing to go.

01:17:49.000 You know what else hasn't left him?

01:17:50.000 His work ethic.

01:17:51.000 Vitor is a notoriously hard worker in the gym.

01:17:54.000 Everybody that worked with him.

01:17:56.000 I did a training camp with him.

01:17:57.000 Wrestling coaches.

01:17:57.000 It's insane.

01:17:58.000 It's insane.

01:17:58.000 Tell me.

01:17:59.000 Insane. 0.82

01:17:59.000 Talk to me. 0.82

01:18:00.000 He just, you know, he's the first guy that I really knew who did like a super camp where it's just about him.

01:18:06.000 Like he brought in specific training partners.

01:18:08.000 He brought in GSP, Nate McCart, myself, when he's fighting Anthony Johnson.

01:18:11.000 He brought in just this core group of guys just for him.

01:18:14.000 And then he'd have his jiu-jitsu coach there, wrestling coach, striking coach, all times.

01:18:18.000 And that was a good fight.

01:18:19.000 Did you just spar with him?

01:18:21.000 Spar, grappling, Anthony Johnson, when he choked out Anthony Johnson at 170.

01:18:25.000 No, it was 185.

01:18:26.000 And Anthony Johnson didn't make weight.

01:18:28.000 That was in Brazil.

01:18:30.000 And Johnson put the storm on him in the first round, that rumble storm.

01:18:34.000 And he survived the storm, and it was a big fight for Vitor because he overcame adversity.

01:18:38.000 He was in trouble.

01:18:39.000 After that storm, rumble's done.

01:18:42.000 Yeah.

01:18:42.000 Isn't he?

01:18:43.000 He gets gassed.

01:18:44.000 Back then he was, because he was losing way too much weight.

01:18:47.000 The rumble of today is different.

01:18:48.000 If you watch the rumble of today when he fought Phil Davis, he went three hard rounds and beat Phil Davis up.

01:18:53.000 That's a good point.

01:18:55.000 Yeah, it's a different rumble.

01:18:56.000 It's a different rumble for sure.

01:18:58.000 When he's at 205, but if you want to make that argument, Daniel Cormier was able to weather the storm and he grounded him out and then choked him out.

01:19:09.000 That's the fight I was thinking of.

01:19:11.000 He sucked him dry, but you have to also realize... Sucked him dry? 0.97

01:19:14.000 Excuse me, sir? 0.93

01:19:15.000 I'm not in that way.

01:19:15.000 I mean like his energy.

01:19:17.000 How dare you?

01:19:17.000 Jesus Christ, that's a tough one.

01:19:18.000 Well, he drained him.

01:19:19.000 That's a hard one to ignore.

01:19:21.000 I'm sorry. 0.95

01:19:21.000 Sucked him dry. 0.95

01:19:23.000 See, I'm not thinking that way. 0.99

01:19:24.000 I wasn't either!

01:19:25.000 I wasn't either.

01:19:26.000 I was thinking in terms of like almost like a spider. 0.99

01:19:30.000 Yeah, DC has sucked you dry. 0.99

01:19:31.000 D.C. 1.00

01:19:32.000 is such a grinder.

01:19:34.000 You know, like he wears that shirt, the King of the Grind.

01:19:36.000 Embrace the Grind.

01:19:37.000 Yeah, Embrace the Grind.

01:19:38.000 No, he has a King of the Grind shirt.

01:19:39.000 No, Embrace the Grind.

01:19:40.000 No, Embrace the Grind, everybody says.

01:19:42.000 No, that's D.C.'

01:19:43.000 's thing.

01:19:43.000 But doesn't he have a shirt that says King of the Grind?

01:19:46.000 Is it?

01:19:47.000 Why do I think he had that on his shirt?

01:19:48.000 I thought it was Embrace the Grind.

01:19:49.000 Definitely, that's a wrestling statement, but I believe... OH!

01:19:53.000 Mousasi heard him!

01:19:55.000 Yeah.

01:19:55.000 They'll want to again.

01:19:56.000 I think he had the King of the Grind too.

01:19:58.000 I might be mistaken.

01:19:58.000 No, you might be right.

01:19:59.000 Oh yeah, King of the Grind.

01:20:00.000 There it is.

01:20:01.000 Thank you.

01:20:02.000 I thought I was mistaken.

01:20:03.000 Apologize, Brendan.

01:20:04.000 It doesn't matter.

01:20:05.000 Alright, I wasn't sure I was right.

01:20:09.000 He wears both.

01:20:10.000 He wears Embrace the Grind from Cagefighter and then he wears King of the Grind.

01:20:13.000 Oh, Knee to the Body by Musashi!

01:20:14.000 But my point was that DC was able to... Both of them.

01:20:18.000 Front and back.

01:20:19.000 You got them both right.

01:20:20.000 Oh, okay, both right.

01:20:22.000 My point was that DC was able to drain Johnson.

01:20:25.000 He eventually got him to the point where you could tell Rumble was breaking and he was going to crack.

01:20:30.000 He broke his will.

01:20:31.000 Yeah, he did.

01:20:32.000 He gave him his neck, didn't he?

01:20:33.000 Vitor did, too. 0.85

01:20:34.000 But the thing is, he was training for Jon Jones, who was most likely going to strike with him, and instead he got Daniel Cormier, one of the best wrestlers to ever fucking do it in MMA.

01:20:44.000 If not the best in MMA, when you think about it.

01:20:46.000 World-class wrestler.

01:20:47.000 Just go through his resume. 0.87

01:20:49.000 You gotta watch him when he fights Josh Barnett to appreciate how fuckin' good his wrestling is.

01:20:52.000 Josh did break his hand in that fight, though, early on.

01:20:55.000 So did Daniel.

01:20:56.000 Daniel broke his hand, too.

01:20:57.000 And he did mollywop him around.

01:20:58.000 Daniel scoops him up in the air and throws him to the ground.

01:21:01.000 And this is a heavyweight.

01:21:03.000 Barnett, who is the youngest UFC heavyweight champion ever, and Daniel Cormier hoists him up in the air. 0.97

01:21:08.000 All 260, white balls. 0.97

01:21:09.000 Boom! 1.00

01:21:10.000 And just fuckin' throws him on the ground when he realized, like, Jesus. 0.99

01:21:13.000 He fuckin' pounced Dan Henderson off the mat. 1.00

01:21:15.000 Watch this shit. 1.00

01:21:16.000 And he does it off this power single. 1.00

01:21:17.000 Look at this.

01:21:18.000 Watch how he hoists him up here.

01:21:19.000 Look at this!

01:21:20.000 Come on, son!

01:21:21.000 Boom! 0.99

01:21:23.000 Daniel Cormier.

01:21:23.000 And remember what he did to Dan Henderson?

01:21:25.000 He did the exact same move to Dan Henderson, but literally, like, bounced him.

01:21:30.000 Like, look at this.

01:21:31.000 He looked like a little kid.

01:21:34.000 Dude, that is some serious, world-class throwing ability.

01:21:39.000 In the Henderson fight, he did that about ten times. 0.97

01:21:41.000 That's how goddamn tough Dan Henderson is. 0.98

01:21:43.000 He's just throwing him around like a ragdoll. 1.00

01:21:45.000 There's just a clear difference in size and horsepower and wrestling ability.

01:21:49.000 He beat Henderson? 0.97

01:21:50.000 Beat the shit out of him. 1.00

01:21:51.000 Beat the brakes off him. 1.00

01:21:52.000 For three rounds.

01:21:53.000 And also, guys at that level... I think he choked him out, right?

01:21:56.000 Didn't he choke Dan asleep?

01:21:57.000 Yep.

01:21:58.000 And guys at that level, that wrestling level, there's really no catching up when they're that good.

01:22:02.000 No.

01:22:02.000 So good.

01:22:04.000 The only two guys I've ever wrestled where I was like, oh, there's just no... there's nothing I can do is DC.

01:22:07.000 I was like, alright, what the hell am I going to do here?

01:22:10.000 And King Mo.

01:22:11.000 Oh yeah.

01:22:12.000 And they're boys.

01:22:13.000 And I was like, you know what?

01:22:15.000 King Mo is one of those guys where you, when you saw him in the early parts of his career, you thought this guy has all the potential to be like an all-time great.

01:22:24.000 Like a serious world championship caliber wrestler.

01:22:27.000 He's had a really good career.

01:22:29.000 Yeah, he has had a really good career, but I feel like if he was in the UFC early on, more people would know how good he is.

01:22:40.000 With him, A, he's probably the nicest guy in the world.

01:22:43.000 B, he might be the best fighter coach I've ever met in my life, too.

01:22:46.000 Wrestling, the way he would break it down, in a split decision.

01:22:51.000 And that was to fight for the world title against the champ Liam, yeah.

01:22:55.000 Well, the crazy one was when he fought, uh, what was his name?

01:22:58.000 Emanuel... Newton?

01:22:59.000 Emanuel Newton.

01:23:00.000 The spinning backfist.

01:23:01.000 I know, man.

01:23:01.000 Screwed him.

01:23:02.000 Wow, it was crazy.

01:23:03.000 He stuffed that takedown again.

01:23:05.000 Vitor.

01:23:05.000 Ooh!

01:23:06.000 A little blood coming out of the forehead of Vitor.

01:23:08.000 That's nothing, though.

01:23:09.000 But King Moe was murking, guys, because remember, he'd go over to Dream, do that, and then bounce back here, and then he was like in... He's had a weird career path.

01:23:16.000 Remember when he knocked out Seth Petruzelli?

01:23:18.000 Dude.

01:23:18.000 Just nasty.

01:23:20.000 Beautiful jab by Musassi.

01:23:22.000 See now, Vitor, that blitz is not as effective.

01:23:24.000 You're in the second round, and this is what Musassi predicted that he was going to stop him in the second.

01:23:29.000 Oh, I kick him! 1.00

01:23:30.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:23:31.000 Musassi turn it up! 1.00

01:23:33.000 Uppercuts! 1.00

01:23:33.000 Oh, Vitor's covering up! 1.00

01:23:35.000 It's over, son. 0.96

01:23:37.000 Oh, Musassi looks insane! 0.82

01:23:39.000 Look at the technique here!

01:23:41.000 It's like he's on a lift or something.

01:23:44.000 Vitor survived that, that's insane.

01:23:45.000 Show me another flurry that went down like that.

01:23:48.000 Oh, beautiful throw! 1.00

01:23:49.000 This fight is in grave jeopardy being stopped.

01:23:52.000 Grave jeopardy is what I just said, you heard me.

01:23:54.000 That's impressive, man.

01:23:55.000 Look at this ferocity! 0.99

01:23:56.000 God damn, Musashi's pouring on. 0.99

01:23:58.000 He hasn't slowed down one bit. 1.00

01:23:59.000 His cardio is insane.

01:24:00.000 Hey, I'm impressed with Vitor for weathering that.

01:24:03.000 Look at those elbows that he's throwing!

01:24:05.000 He's holding the back of his neck and throwing the inside of his mouth!

01:24:07.000 It's over.

01:24:16.000 Vitor's surviving!

01:24:18.000 Incredible!

01:24:18.000 No, sir!

01:24:19.000 Incredible!

01:24:19.000 He's hanging in there!

01:24:20.000 Incredible!

01:24:21.000 UFC legend!

01:24:22.000 It ain't that easy!

01:24:23.000 He's gotta put him in full- Ooh, he went three-quarter mount!

01:24:26.000 Oh, full mount!

01:24:26.000 He had him in half guard, he went three-quarter mount!

01:24:29.000 Vitor's getting smushed!

01:24:30.000 2.30 left, this is tough!

01:24:31.000 God, that's a long time left!

01:24:33.000 Yeah, that's an eternity for him.

01:24:35.000 Oh, with those landing?

01:24:36.000 You gotta stop the fight, man.

01:24:37.000 You gotta stop the fight.

01:24:38.000 That's it, that's it!

01:24:39.000 Wow, Musashi looked fantastic!

01:24:42.000 Best jab at 185, too, I think.

01:24:44.000 Dude.

01:24:44.000 Wow.

01:24:45.000 That was some brutal striking on his part.

01:24:47.000 You know what, man?

01:24:48.000 He predicted it.

01:24:50.000 He said he was going to stop in the second round.

01:24:52.000 He said, I'm going to weather a storm in the first round, then I'm going to stop in the second round.

01:24:55.000 Makes sense.

01:24:56.000 Doesn't Vidor have to be close?

01:24:58.000 Yeah, he's 39.

01:25:00.000 Should be over.

01:25:00.000 Close to signing with Bellator and getting back on TRT!

01:25:04.000 That's the move, right?

01:25:06.000 That's what I was talking about.

01:25:06.000 That's what I assumed you were going for.

01:25:11.000 Look at this.

01:25:12.000 High kick started off.

01:25:13.000 Wow, he rattled him with that high kick, man.

01:25:15.000 That right hand.

01:25:17.000 Dude, Vitor's in trouble. 0.98

01:25:18.000 And look at this, Mousasi coming on like an Armenian demon. 0.98

01:25:21.000 Boom! 0.99

01:25:23.000 High kick.

01:25:23.000 Boom!

01:25:24.000 That right hand. 0.99

01:25:25.000 Holy shit, look at this combination! 0.99

01:25:28.000 I know. 1.00

01:25:28.000 Uppercuts. 1.00

01:25:29.000 Oh my god, Vitor is just barely hanging in there.

01:25:32.000 How did he weather that?

01:25:33.000 That reminded me of that Ioana combination.

01:25:36.000 Remember that?

01:25:37.000 Whoever, she was lighting up.

01:25:38.000 Penae?

01:25:39.000 Yeah, Jessica Penae. 1.00

01:25:41.000 Goddamn, real good stoppage. 0.98

01:25:43.000 Real good stoppage. 0.99

01:25:44.000 Yeah, it was.

01:25:44.000 He gave him all the chances in the world to recover, but he weathered it for a bit.

01:25:48.000 You give legends like that, you give them a little bit of leniency, right? 0.97

01:25:52.000 Goddamn, Gheghar Mousasi's good. 0.82

01:25:55.000 That was, like, his best performance. 0.98

01:25:57.000 His best performance in the UFC.

01:25:59.000 By far in the UFC.

01:25:59.000 For sure.

01:26:00.000 That's a big win.

01:26:01.000 When is he, when is Vitor, when was his last win?

01:26:05.000 Uh, Dan Henderson.

01:26:06.000 Stopped Dan Henderson in the first round.

01:26:08.000 A little bit ago.

01:26:10.000 A while ago.

01:26:11.000 I think it was two years ago.

01:26:12.000 Then the gold snitch said, you wanna do what?

01:26:15.000 Well, that was the last TRT fight, I think.

01:26:19.000 That was his last TRT fight.

01:26:21.000 Correct, sir.

01:26:22.000 No, I think it was post-TRT stopped him in the first round again.

01:26:27.000 He stopped him one time when he was scary Vitor.

01:26:31.000 They fought a few times, and Henderson beat him.

01:26:34.000 Henderson beat him by decision in pride, then scary TRT Vitor stopped Henderson in the first round, and then non-TRT Vitor stopped Henderson again in the first round, too.

01:26:44.000 Non-TRT?

01:26:45.000 I'm pretty sure.

01:26:46.000 Am I right?

01:26:47.000 Is he right on that? 0.99

01:26:48.000 Dude, I don't know shit. 1.00

01:26:50.000 Head kick. 0.99

01:26:51.000 What's the date on that?

01:26:51.000 Yeah, Luke Rockhold is for sure TRT.

01:26:54.000 Dan Henderson was for sure TRT.

01:26:56.000 Then the loss to Chris Weidman, and then Dan Henderson again.

01:26:58.000 So the loss to Chris Weidman... Oh, you're right, sir.

01:27:00.000 Yeah, he was deflated.

01:27:01.000 Hey, where was that fight, though?

01:27:02.000 Which one?

01:27:03.000 The UFC Fight Night 77?

01:27:04.000 Brazil.

01:27:05.000 Was it Brazil?

01:27:06.000 It might have been Brazil.

01:27:08.000 Where's it say?

01:27:09.000 Do I have skeptical hippo eyes? 1.00

01:27:13.000 Sure as fuck do! 1.00

01:27:15.000 South Paulo! 1.00

01:27:17.000 Skeptical hippo does not think that Vitor was off.

01:27:20.000 Yeah, he won not even a year ago.

01:27:22.000 Yeah, so I guess that was a year ago. 0.99

01:27:23.000 Isn't it weird that in boxing those records are shit? 1.00

01:27:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:27:29.000 Oh, you don't have a career. 1.00

01:27:30.000 It's crazy, right?

01:27:31.000 You gotta be undefeated.

01:27:32.000 You can't lose.

01:27:33.000 Or you could have like one or two losses like Canelo has one loss.

01:27:35.000 Depends who it is.

01:27:38.000 You know, I don't watch boxing that much, but up in Big Bear, one of the guys, one of the trainers turned me on.

01:27:45.000 There's this Russian guy.

01:27:46.000 Is he Triple G?

01:27:47.000 Yes, Triple G. I saw a highlight reel of his. 1.00

01:27:50.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:27:50.000 With his real name? 0.99

01:27:57.000 Gennady Golovkin.

01:27:58.000 Golovkin.

01:27:59.000 That guy's legit, right?

01:28:00.000 The best in the world.

01:28:01.000 Well, there's like three of the world's best fighters, if you have the top ten world's best fighters, three of them right now, in terms of boxing, are Russians.

01:28:10.000 Vassily Lomachenko?

01:28:11.000 I mean, that guy's insane.

01:28:13.000 He's probably my favorite to watch.

01:28:14.000 One of the best boxers, as far as pure boxing technique, like an all-time great.

01:28:20.000 He only has seven fights.

01:28:21.000 The top three guys are not American.

01:28:25.000 No, not the top three.

01:28:26.000 Sergey Kovalev is fighting Andre Ward and both of those guys are like top in the world.

01:28:31.000 This is Gennady Golovkin.

01:28:32.000 Right here, Eddie, this is a highlight reel of Golovkin.

01:28:35.000 This is the one I saw.

01:28:36.000 He's a monster. 0.69

01:28:37.000 He's so good. 1.00

01:28:38.000 He just fucks guys up. 0.98

01:28:40.000 He has to 0.98

01:28:42.000 Can he fight Floyd Mayweather? 1.00

01:28:45.000 Floyd Mayweather is not going to want to have nothing to do with this motherfucker. 0.99

01:28:49.000 Are you sure? 1.00

01:28:50.000 He's too big.

01:28:50.000 He's also too big.

01:28:51.000 This guy's too big.

01:28:52.000 He's a 160. 0.77

01:28:52.000 Floyd would never take that fight. 0.77

01:28:56.000 People talking about it?

01:28:57.000 No, no, no.

01:28:58.000 Floyd doesn't want nothing to do with this.

01:29:00.000 The super fight's Canelo, Eddie.

01:29:02.000 Here's the thing about Gennady Golovkin.

01:29:03.000 Canelo fought Mayweather, so you would think that... He's so big.

01:29:06.000 He did that for the money.

01:29:07.000 He was young.

01:29:07.000 He kind of knew he was going to lose.

01:29:09.000 But the real fight is right now, because Canelo's never been better.

01:29:13.000 And then, because they can fight, man. 0.98

01:29:15.000 It'd be so fucking sick. 0.98

01:29:16.000 Canelo's... He's a big 154, too. 0.98

01:29:17.000 Okay, I'm into it.

01:29:21.000 But the thing about Gennady Golovkin, they had a pay-per-view fight with him recently, and it did not do well. 0.98

01:29:27.000 The problem is most people don't know who he is, whereas Canelo Alvarez is a fucking superstar. 0.93

01:29:32.000 He's the biggest draw in boxing. 0.98

01:29:33.000 Canelo's a giant superstar.

01:29:36.000 He's been knocking everyone out.

01:29:37.000 Torching people.

01:29:38.000 Yeah, he's never looked better.

01:29:40.000 He's never lost.

01:29:41.000 He's had some good fights.

01:29:43.000 The guy that he fought, the last one, that they stopped the fight.

01:29:46.000 Oh, he murked him.

01:29:47.000 His corner stopped the fight early.

01:29:48.000 Oh no, that's Triple G. That's what I'm talking about.

01:29:52.000 I was talking about Canelo.

01:29:55.000 He's never looked better.

01:29:55.000 Triple G when he fought...

01:29:58.000 What is his name?

01:29:59.000 Canelo fought Liam Smith, and Triple G fought, um... Oh, goddammit!

01:30:05.000 The English guy, and it was in England, he was cornered through in the tower.

01:30:08.000 Yeah, he was cornered through in the tower, and he was getting beat up by Golovkin. 0.99

01:30:11.000 Goddamn CTE, I can't remember. 0.99

01:30:13.000 I can't remember it either, I don't think it's CTE. 1.00

01:30:15.000 Yes, Kell Brook!

01:30:17.000 So is Mayweather done?

01:30:19.000 No, not necessarily.

01:30:20.000 He might be hanging around waiting for if Manny wants to fight one more time.

01:30:25.000 If Manny wants to fight one more time, too, I think it'll be gigantic because Manny's still fighting.

01:30:28.000 He's fighting again soon.

01:30:30.000 You can keep that fight.

01:30:31.000 Here's Gennady Golovkin.

01:30:32.000 He stops Kell Brook.

01:30:35.000 This is the first time I thought Triple G looked human.

01:30:39.000 Well, Brooke is really good, man.

01:30:41.000 Undefeated world champion, yeah.

01:30:42.000 But he came up two weight classes.

01:30:43.000 Gennady Golovkin, TKO. 0.97

01:30:45.000 Oh, this is just a shitty HBO thing.

01:30:48.000 I mean, he's just so good, man. 0.75

01:30:50.000 But your boy Kovalev and Ward fight in November. 0.99

01:30:52.000 That's the fucking fight. 0.99

01:30:53.000 That's a great fight. 1.00

01:30:54.000 Dude, boxing has never been better.

01:30:55.000 I'm so crunk on boxing.

01:30:56.000 And then Tyson Fury went crazy.

01:30:59.000 I love it when you say, I'm so crunk on something.

01:31:01.000 I get very excited.

01:31:01.000 I'm so crunk, man.

01:31:02.000 I never get to use that word either.

01:31:04.000 It's a great word!

01:31:05.000 Crunked. 0.93

01:31:06.000 Tyson Fury's gone nuts. 1.00

01:31:08.000 Yeah, he has a mental issue. 0.99

01:31:10.000 He just can't deal with it.

01:31:11.000 So now they're talking about Klitschko vs. Anthony Joshua.

01:31:15.000 If you've ever seen Anthony Joshua, he's like the golden boy in England.

01:31:19.000 So is Tyson Fury going to step away from the title?

01:31:21.000 Yeah, he's retired.

01:31:22.000 White guy from New York? 0.91

01:31:23.000 No, black guy. 0.99

01:31:24.000 Bodied up for days.

01:31:26.000 But Tyson Fury is a traveler.

01:31:28.000 Tyson Fury's a traveler.

01:31:30.000 Gypsy. 1.00

01:31:31.000 Yeah, but I think they call themselves travelers, but he's a white guy.

01:31:34.000 He's a white guy. 0.80

01:31:35.000 He beat another white guy. 1.00

01:31:36.000 You need to beat another white guy. 0.92

01:31:38.000 So right now in the heavyweight division, there's a couple of legit white guys. 0.99

01:31:42.000 The most scary guy is a black guy. 1.00

01:31:44.000 Two of them. 0.99

01:31:45.000 Anthony Joshua is the scariest guy.

01:31:47.000 Deontay Wilder. 0.99

01:31:49.000 Oh, and don't forget Shannon motherfucking Briggs. 1.00

01:31:52.000 People are still sleeping on Shannon Briggs. 0.99

01:31:53.000 Nobody wants to fight that guy.

01:31:55.000 Yeah, is that a sign?

01:31:56.000 He's older, so like these young cats with that guy were good. 1.00

01:31:59.000 He's 43 years old, but he's still knocking motherfuckers out. 0.99

01:32:01.000 How dare you throw him into the mix like this? 1.00

01:32:03.000 What?

01:32:03.000 I love him too!

01:32:04.000 Let me say something, man.

01:32:06.000 I follow him.

01:32:06.000 David Haye doesn't want to fight him.

01:32:08.000 That's Anthony Joshua! 1.00

01:32:09.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 0.99

01:32:10.000 But David Haye has been running away from a fight with... with... 1.00

01:32:14.000 Shannon Briggs.

01:32:16.000 Shannon Briggs.

01:32:17.000 How old is he?

01:32:18.000 He's 43.

01:32:18.000 Can I see Anthony Joshua?

01:32:20.000 He was having an issue with getting a fight.

01:32:23.000 I'm sure.

01:32:23.000 He's a dangerous guy.

01:32:25.000 Super dangerous.

01:32:25.000 Amazing guy.

01:32:26.000 Personality.

01:32:27.000 Very skillful.

01:32:28.000 Come on champ! 1.00

01:32:28.000 Talks a lot of shit. 1.00

01:32:30.000 That's him right there. 1.00

01:32:31.000 Shannon Briggs.

01:32:32.000 That's Shannon Briggs.

01:32:33.000 Dude.

01:32:33.000 Let's go champ!

01:32:35.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:32:37.000 Powerful Greybeard. 1.00

01:32:38.000 He is one of the best guys to follow on Instagram.

01:32:41.000 Yes.

01:32:41.000 He's hilarious.

01:32:42.000 I follow him.

01:32:43.000 He does, on Instagram, he'll do these videos where he just, everything he says, he says, let's go champ.

01:32:48.000 He's always saying, let's go champ, let's go champ.

01:32:50.000 He calls everybody champ.

01:32:50.000 There's no variety.

01:32:51.000 Everybody's a champ.

01:32:51.000 Yeah, there's no variety.

01:32:52.000 That's it.

01:32:54.000 He'll be working out, he's dancing, champ!

01:32:57.000 He starts singing, CHAMP! 0.99

01:32:59.000 Dude, he wanted to fight with Klitschko, and so he went on a boat while Klitschko was paddleboarding, and just started fucking, COME ON! 0.99

01:33:06.000 FIGHT ME! 0.99

01:33:07.000 Fight me! 0.60

01:33:07.000 And drove the boat around and made him fall in the water. 0.60

01:33:10.000 He's crazy. 0.53

01:33:13.000 He's hilarious. 0.81

01:33:14.000 No one wants to fight him.

01:33:15.000 He's older.

01:33:16.000 It's a tough sell.

01:33:17.000 It's a dangerous fight.

01:33:17.000 He's super dangerous.

01:33:18.000 He's super skilled.

01:33:19.000 He's got nasty power and he's got a vicious left hook to the body.

01:33:23.000 He throws a left hook to the body. 0.56

01:33:24.000 It's like a laser beam. 0.61

01:33:25.000 It's like ZAP!

01:33:26.000 It just hits you in the liver.

01:33:27.000 I thought he was retired and won the belt like 20 years ago.

01:33:30.000 He looks better now than he's ever looked physically in his life.

01:33:33.000 I hope he gets a shot, but I don't see one of these young guys doing it.

01:33:37.000 Here's him. 0.91

01:33:37.000 Was he working out here? 0.91

01:33:38.000 Is this what we're going to see? 1.00

01:33:40.000 Yeah, dude, he's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:33:41.000 Hell yeah, he's bad. 1.00

01:33:42.000 Cannon Briggs is no joke.

01:33:44.000 Come on.

01:33:44.000 And he goes chat!

01:33:45.000 Come on.

01:33:47.000 Those are...

01:33:48.000 See, this is just working on technique.

01:33:51.000 Yeah, this isn't like him doing combinations.

01:33:52.000 He's doing a great job marketing, though, on social media.

01:33:54.000 Oh, man, he's incredible.

01:33:55.000 Best in the game at boxing.

01:33:56.000 Better than anyone.

01:33:58.000 He's got power, man.

01:33:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:59.000 I mean, what he's doing right here is just, you know, repetitive technique over and over again, trying to blast that power punch.

01:34:05.000 But he's got real good head movement, real slick boxing. 0.99

01:34:08.000 He knows his shit. 1.00

01:34:09.000 He sets traps. 1.00

01:34:10.000 He's not like a one-dimensional slugger by any stretch of the imagination.

01:34:14.000 No, I'm a fan.

01:34:15.000 I'm a fan.

01:34:15.000 I don't see it happening though.

01:34:16.000 He's a bolder guy.

01:34:18.000 He went for a long period where he too was depressed.

01:34:20.000 He wasn't in a good place.

01:34:22.000 He talks about it.

01:34:23.000 He got real fat.

01:34:23.000 He got up to like 300 pounds.

01:34:25.000 I thought you said 400.

01:34:27.000 Yeah, we could do that.

01:34:28.000 I was just going to have it on the rocks like a gentleman, but if you want to do shots like some barbarian. 0.95

01:34:33.000 I didn't know it was a frat house. 0.99

01:34:34.000 I was just going to have it on the rocks like a goddamn gentleman too. 0.98

01:34:39.000 Yeah, if you show Shannon McCann and K.O., see if you find a highlight video of him. 0.97

01:34:47.000 Powerful main event coming up.

01:34:48.000 More balls deep in Shannon Briggs.

01:34:50.000 I love Shannon Briggs.

01:34:51.000 I do too, man!

01:34:52.000 What's the main event?

01:34:53.000 And he's got the old man's drink.

01:34:54.000 When you said Shannon Briggs, I was like, there's no way it could be the same one.

01:35:00.000 Champ!

01:35:01.000 That's what I thought.

01:35:04.000 How's Java's doing?

01:35:04.000 He's still in the mix.

01:35:06.000 He's still in the mix. 0.60

01:35:06.000 Yeah, he's just lazy. 0.60

01:35:09.000 That's the rub on him.

01:35:12.000 What about Hector Camacho?

01:35:13.000 Look at this Shannon.

01:35:14.000 This was just in May.

01:35:17.000 That's Klitschko?

01:35:18.000 No, that's Shannon Briggs.

01:35:20.000 But look how good he is, dude.

01:35:22.000 I don't know, some scrub.

01:35:23.000 He looks like he's about a hundred pounds lighter.

01:35:27.000 Um, Emilio Zarate.

01:35:29.000 My apologies, Emilio. 0.83

01:35:30.000 I'm just fucking lying. 0.97

01:35:31.000 You're not a scrub. 0.99

01:35:32.000 But look at this. 1.00

01:35:33.000 Look at this fucking beautiful combination, man. 1.00

01:35:35.000 This is a dangerous guy. 1.00

01:35:36.000 Nobody wants to fuck with him right now. 0.99

01:35:38.000 Shannon Briggs has a real hard time getting fights for a real good reason. 1.00

01:35:42.000 Because he's fucking dangerous, man. 0.98

01:35:44.000 Oh, you know who you should fight? 1.00

01:35:45.000 You know who you should fight?

01:35:46.000 Ortiz.

01:35:47.000 How many heavyweights do you know that move like this?

01:35:49.000 Did he take a lot of time off and then came back, or he never stopped fighting?

01:35:53.000 He took some time off.

01:35:54.000 Took some time off.

01:35:54.000 Yeah, he took some time off.

01:35:55.000 How long?

01:35:56.000 He had depression.

01:35:57.000 About 20 years.

01:35:57.000 He gained weight.

01:35:59.000 Oh, he went to the bottom.

01:35:59.000 No, he didn't take that much time off.

01:36:00.000 No, I'm just messing around. 1.00

01:36:01.000 He's old as fuck. 1.00

01:36:01.000 He took some time off. 1.00

01:36:02.000 10 years?

01:36:04.000 A long stretch, man, where the game's... Look at this. 1.00

01:36:06.000 Oh, shit! 0.99

01:36:07.000 Look at this left hook! 1.00

01:36:08.000 Oh, my God.

01:36:08.000 Look at this combination.

01:36:09.000 Back that up a few seconds. 0.99

01:36:10.000 Look how bad he's fucking... Look at that left to the body. 1.00

01:36:12.000 Watch this shit. 1.00

01:36:13.000 Watch this shit. 1.00

01:36:14.000 He's standing right in front of the dude. 1.00

01:36:16.000 He's moving away from punches.

01:36:17.000 Good head movement.

01:36:18.000 Come on, baby. 0.97

01:36:18.000 Look at this. 0.97

01:36:19.000 He gets it tight.

01:36:20.000 RIP! 1.00

01:36:21.000 RIP! 1.00

01:36:21.000 Come on, son. 1.00

01:36:22.000 He's a monster. 0.98

01:36:23.000 He's a scary dude. 0.99

01:36:24.000 I'm telling you, he needs a fight with all due respect.

01:36:26.000 He needs to fight Ortiz, man.

01:36:28.000 He's fighting a white guy, with all due respect to him.

01:36:30.000 I think that's a Brazilian guy.

01:36:31.000 It's hard to say.

01:36:32.000 It's hard to judge.

01:36:32.000 He's whiter.

01:36:34.000 I'm telling you, I get the matchup for him.

01:36:35.000 He needs to fight that dude, Ortiz, out of Cuba.

01:36:38.000 No one wants to fight him.

01:36:39.000 He's an older world champion. 0.99

01:36:40.000 And that guy's a Southpaw fucking nightmare. 0.98

01:36:43.000 He's the guy that had that fight with that Russian dude, where the Russian dude's head swolled up, and he wound up having, like, 1.00

01:36:48.000 Internal bleeding on his brain.

01:36:49.000 Yeah, man.

01:36:50.000 Real serious brain injury off that fight, which is rare.

01:36:53.000 Ortiz, no one will fight Ortiz.

01:36:54.000 Who?

01:36:55.000 He's very good.

01:36:55.000 He's a Cuban.

01:36:56.000 They don't know how old he is.

01:36:58.000 What's his first name?

01:37:00.000 It's like Joey Diaz.

01:37:01.000 What is it?

01:37:02.000 King Kong Ortiz is what I like to refer to him as. 1.00

01:37:04.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:37:06.000 There's Ortiz. 1.00

01:37:07.000 Can we see Joshua Jackson?

01:37:08.000 He looks like he's out of Mike Tyson's punch out.

01:37:10.000 Well, if you watch him fight, man, he's super skillful.

01:37:14.000 Southpaw had over 300, 400 amateur fights.

01:37:17.000 Oh, come on, look at that guy.

01:37:19.000 Okay, this counts.

01:37:21.000 He's very good, man.

01:37:22.000 He's very good.

01:37:24.000 He's a world champion as an amateur.

01:37:27.000 Yeah, no one wants to fight him because he's all the way from Cuba. 0.77

01:37:29.000 They can't really get a read on him.

01:37:31.000 Well, that Cuban team, man.

01:37:33.000 The level of technique that the Cuban boxing team and the Cuban judo team... I mean, you remember how goddamn good Hector Lombard's judo is? 0.73

01:37:41.000 People forget that Hector Lombard ragdolled Jake Shields. 0.93

01:37:45.000 Remember that fight?

01:37:46.000 That's when I was like, oh, I'm not going vegan.

01:37:47.000 Correct!

01:37:48.000 Oh, how dare you?

01:37:50.000 You watched that?

01:37:50.000 One's a meat-eater, one's a vegan.

01:37:52.000 He's a vegetarian.

01:37:54.000 I think he eats eggs.

01:37:55.000 I think he's a vegetarian.

01:37:56.000 Either way, I'm not down for that.

01:37:57.000 You know, Jake Shields is better than Aberno, man.

01:37:59.000 His grappling. 0.99

01:38:00.000 Fuck yeah, he just submitted Leo Machida, son. 0.99

01:38:05.000 People forget he beat Damien Maia. 1.00

01:38:07.000 He's getting better and better.

01:38:10.000 In my experience, I don't know if I should say most, but a lot of MMA fighters, as soon as they hit

01:38:18.000 The UFC, it just seems like their grappling just maintains.

01:38:22.000 You don't see visible improvements.

01:38:24.000 Damien Maia goes, huh?

01:38:25.000 Damien Maia, yes.

01:38:27.000 That's an exception.

01:38:28.000 For sure.

01:38:28.000 I agree with you.

01:38:29.000 Whether it's right or wrong, people don't like watching it.

01:38:32.000 I don't like watching what?

01:38:33.000 Maia.

01:38:34.000 I mean, the casual fan.

01:38:36.000 Don't they like the knockouts? 1.00

01:38:38.000 They like it all.

01:38:39.000 Yeah.

01:38:40.000 I mean, I like it, because you're so impressive there.

01:38:43.000 If you just like the knockouts, you just watch kickboxing. 0.99

01:38:45.000 We have plenty of that shit. 1.00

01:38:46.000 We've always had that. 1.00

01:38:49.000 Always at boxing, stay there.

01:38:51.000 I just know, sometimes when you listen to the crowd... I'm saying you.

01:38:55.000 I'm saying you.

01:38:56.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:38:57.000 What the fuck you doing here? 1.00

01:38:59.000 I love it. 1.00

01:38:59.000 No, but people, when they're on the ground too long, you hear the crowd booing and stuff, you know what I mean? 1.00

01:39:04.000 That's like in Alabama.

01:39:05.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:06.000 No, they booed me in Anaheim for that bullshit. 1.00

01:39:08.000 That's where Disneyland is, motherfucker. 1.00

01:39:11.000 Yeah, that's Orange County shit. 1.00

01:39:13.000 I got booed like a motherfucker. 1.00

01:39:15.000 There's like a hundred thousand jiu-jitsu schools down there. 1.00

01:39:18.000 You know what the problem is?

01:39:19.000 People appreciate good grappling.

01:39:22.000 They do.

01:39:22.000 And the fact that Damien Maia brings that character in, when you're having him against anybody, any striker, whoever it is, at 170, are they going to be able to stop his take down?

01:39:33.000 It's a chess match.

01:39:34.000 Not get strangled like a wild animal.

01:39:38.000 No, Cam gets it. 1.00

01:39:39.000 He was just saying he doesn't want to see that bullshit. 0.99

01:39:42.000 No, no, I get what you're saying. 1.00

01:39:45.000 People want to see someone get strangled. 1.00

01:39:47.000 I remember when I said it, who I was talking to, it was like, fuck. 1.00

01:39:51.000 It was so hilarious. 0.99

01:39:54.000 Yeah, people like both things.

01:39:56.000 The beautiful thing about MMA is that all these things can happen.

01:40:00.000 Like what we were talking about earlier with Tiago Alves and Marvin Kampmann.

01:40:03.000 Tiago Alves was tuning up Martin Kampmann and someone fucked up and his coach, someone apparently, according to I believe Tiago said, someone called for a takedown.

01:40:13.000 After he had Martin hurt, they were like, take him down, take him down. 0.66

01:40:16.000 And he shot in, and Martin has a nasty guillotine, just locked it up nice and tight.

01:40:20.000 That's what's the beautiful thing about MMA, is that it can turn on a dime, because it represents real fighting.

01:40:26.000 But yeah, for the average yokel knucklehead, they want to watch dudes throw knuckles.

01:40:30.000 Cam's right, for the general audience, they want to see big knuckles.

01:40:33.000 But the thing is, it's just like football or anything else.

01:40:36.000 The deeper you get into the sport, the more you appreciate strategy and crafting moves.

01:40:41.000 I see him and I listen to you talk, because you talk through the moves, and when he's on the ground and you just see that, it's just happening.

01:40:48.000 I mean, it's awesome.

01:40:50.000 Well, Damien Maia versus Neil Magdy was a great example of me just, like, being in awe.

01:40:55.000 I was, like, watching his grappling, you know, as someone who's, like, seen a lot of guys fight in a lot of, like, jiu-jitsu and MMA. 0.71

01:41:03.000 Him and Rick Storey's another good example, because I know Rick Storey's a fucking gorilla, and he's a really good wrestler, and the way Maia put the clamp down on him and just slowly squeezed the life out of him like a fucking anaconda and got his back and 0.89

01:41:16.000 That's pretty dramatic. 0.94

01:41:17.000 You also have to like it.

01:41:18.000 You can't sound like a robot.

01:41:32.000 I think people like MMA is so huge now, UFC in particular, so huge because the knockouts, unlike in boxing or kickboxing, the knockouts mean more because that guy could have fucking dragged you down and choked you out, but you knocked him out, so it's extra special.

01:41:49.000 Sometimes, sometimes, but here's a perfect example where that's not.

01:41:53.000 Here's a perfect example why that's not the case.

01:41:55.000 Misha Tate and Holly Holm. 0.98

01:41:57.000 It was one of the craziest fucking fights ever. 0.99

01:41:59.000 That was a wild, crazy fight. 0.99

01:42:00.000 And Misha Tate, down on points, takes her down in the fifth round and chokes her to sleep. 1.00

01:42:06.000 While she's throwing punches in the air! 1.00

01:42:08.000 That's as dramatic as any knockout, and you don't feel guilty about it.

01:42:12.000 And you don't feel like you watched someone get brained.

01:42:15.000 I think the UFC kind of plays into what I'm talking about because they show the knockouts.

01:42:20.000 They don't show a choke out on the highlights.

01:42:22.000 They should.

01:42:23.000 They should.

01:42:23.000 Because on Fox they don't show the top ten submissions.

01:42:26.000 They show the top ten knockouts.

01:42:28.000 If they did, if they did, it would be a hit. 1.00

01:42:31.000 No, they could be a fuckin' fuck! 1.00

01:42:32.000 Not as big as a... Eddie, I love Justin more than striking. 1.00

01:42:36.000 Not as big as a hit as knockouts.

01:42:37.000 It would be just as big.

01:42:39.000 I disagree. 1.00

01:42:39.000 You're crazy. 1.00

01:42:40.000 Hey, boys, we are about to see the fuckin' rematch. 0.99

01:42:42.000 Highlight reel of the best submissions in the set-ups and the brushwork. 0.86

01:42:46.000 Hey, you know what?

01:42:48.000 This is a real possibility in this fight.

01:42:50.000 Let's take this into consideration.

01:42:51.000 There's no grappling going on here.

01:42:52.000 You don't know.

01:42:53.000 You don't know.

01:42:54.000 Michael Bisping might try to take Dan Henderson down, thinking that Dan Henderson maybe gets tired, that he's older.

01:43:01.000 Who knows what's gonna happen here.

01:43:03.000 I think Bisping boxes his face off. 1.00

01:43:04.000 Holy shit! 1.00

01:43:06.000 This is gonna be crazy. 0.99

01:43:07.000 It's going down right now. 1.00

01:43:09.000 He just has to avoid that giant fucking H-bomb. 1.00

01:43:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:13.000 Just circle away from it.

01:43:14.000 Here we go, man.

01:43:14.000 But he has to do it with one eye.

01:43:16.000 Here we go.

01:43:16.000 Look at that.

01:43:17.000 Touch hand. 0.89

01:43:17.000 And that freaking left to the back of the head. 0.89

01:43:19.000 How do they let him fight with one eye? 0.92

01:43:21.000 I mean the elbow.

01:43:21.000 Well, he can see enough.

01:43:23.000 He can see enough.

01:43:24.000 Apparently, what all that stuff does, it's not like his vision is devastated to the point of no repair.

01:43:29.000 It's like he needs that in there to keep his retina intact.

01:43:32.000 Only he knows, and his doctors, how well he can see from it.

01:43:35.000 But it ain't perfect.

01:43:36.000 How good does Dan look, physically?

01:43:38.000 Yeah.

01:43:38.000 He looks great.

01:43:39.000 Powerful tan, too.

01:43:41.000 He brought in Artem Levin for this camp.

01:43:42.000 Oh, did he?

01:43:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:43.000 Damn. 1.00

01:43:44.000 Yeah, a lot of pictures of him sparring with Artem Levin on Instagram. 0.99

01:43:48.000 Levin, who's a former world Muay Thai champion.

01:43:50.000 Joe Shillings fought him.

01:43:52.000 Like, super high-level guy.

01:43:55.000 He was a glory champ.

01:43:56.000 Oh! 0.60

01:43:56.000 Switch kick by Michael Bisping. 0.60

01:43:58.000 Bisping's coach said he thinks Bisping wins by left high kick. 0.98

01:44:02.000 Dude, he just switch kicked him up high and it looked smooth as fuck. 0.98

01:44:05.000 Did he? 0.99

01:44:05.000 I didn't see that. 0.99

01:44:06.000 Yeah, I mean he blocked it but it looked smooth as fuck. 0.97

01:44:09.000 Bisping's fighting nice. 0.95

01:44:10.000 Dude, I don't get why more people don't talk about his striking coach.

01:44:13.000 It's Cyborg's striking coach and Bisping's.

01:44:16.000 Two monsters, world champions.

01:44:18.000 And BJ Penn, he worked with BJ Penn too. 1.00

01:44:20.000 Jason Perl is a bad motherfucker. 0.99

01:44:22.000 BJ's out of the fight, huh? 1.00

01:44:23.000 Yes he is.

01:44:24.000 Why is that?

01:44:24.000 And they cancelled the entire card because of that.

01:44:26.000 God!

01:44:27.000 Dog! 0.71

01:44:27.000 Yeah. 0.71

01:44:27.000 I don't know what happened. 0.71

01:44:28.000 What happened to him?

01:44:29.000 BJ got injured apparently. 1.00

01:44:30.000 Damn. 0.99

01:44:30.000 I don't know what the injury is. 0.99

01:44:31.000 Love me some BJ Penn.

01:44:33.000 Love him.

01:44:33.000 But you know what man?

01:44:35.000 That was a crazy way to jump back into the pool.

01:44:37.000 Ricardo Lamas.

01:44:39.000 They did him no favors.

01:44:41.000 You know we don't know.

01:44:42.000 He looked terrible in his last fight, I thought.

01:44:44.000 When he fought Frankie Edgar.

01:44:45.000 Yeah.

01:44:45.000 You gotta realize he's also fighting a monster.

01:44:48.000 Yeah, but we've never seen him look that bad.

01:44:50.000 No, we haven't.

01:44:50.000 Like a tall stance.

01:44:52.000 But, that was also camp in Hawaii, and since then he trained at Greg Jackson's, and he's been there for a long time now.

01:44:58.000 That right, see that?

01:44:59.000 Dude, Hendo landed a right hand.

01:45:01.000 Yeah, he did. 0.99

01:45:03.000 Dude, that thing lands flush, this bitch is over. 1.00

01:45:06.000 You got a 46-year-old world champion. 0.99

01:45:08.000 Yeah, if it lands.

01:45:10.000 If it lands.

01:45:11.000 It landed once.

01:45:12.000 On everybody, right? 1.00

01:45:13.000 I mean, nobody can take that fucking thing. 1.00

01:45:15.000 Cain Velasquez, we got knocked out by the right hand. 1.00

01:45:16.000 And his left hook, too, man.

01:45:18.000 But you know Bisbee's just thinking about that right now.

01:45:21.000 Yes, he is, but it doesn't matter.

01:45:22.000 So is Hector Lombard.

01:45:24.000 The thing about Dan Henderson is,

01:45:26.000 He's got that one-touch thing going on where he can just connect out of nowhere like with lumbar He hits him in the back elbow and puts him to sleep. 0.99

01:45:34.000 Who the fuck does that? 0.99

01:45:36.000 That's a barroom fight. 1.00

01:45:37.000 Take a picture with Dan Henderson, put your hand on his back.

01:45:40.000 It's like you're holding one of those Indian statues that has cigars.

01:45:43.000 Yeah, it's like all raw.

01:45:44.000 He's made out of wood.

01:45:46.000 Pure wood.

01:45:46.000 He does, like, Ryan Parsons, who was his manager and his trainer for a long time, Ryan Parsons used to do massage on him.

01:45:52.000 Like, he'd do deep tissue on him.

01:45:53.000 He said, dude, I'd be fucking exhausted. 0.74

01:45:55.000 He said, I've never massaged anybody, or, you know, Ryan's a chiropractor, too, because I've never manipulated anybody who's as dense as Dan. 0.93

01:46:03.000 Is that?

01:46:04.000 Is there blood coming out?

01:46:05.000 Yes, yeah, there's blood on top of his head.

01:46:07.000 There is.

01:46:08.000 That was from that first one, first left.

01:46:10.000 Where is the blood, do you know?

01:46:11.000 It looks like it's on the top of his head.

01:46:13.000 Like on his hairline.

01:46:15.000 Yeah.

01:46:15.000 Maybe from a headbutt?

01:46:16.000 No, it was that left jab, I think.

01:46:18.000 Well, the good news is he already can't see, so it's probably not bothering him at all.

01:46:21.000 As long as he doesn't go in the other eye, then he's blind.

01:46:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:23.000 He doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

01:46:24.000 No, he doesn't. 1.00

01:46:25.000 Who's more game than Michael Bisping?

01:46:27.000 No one.

01:46:27.000 You ever met a guy?

01:46:28.000 Let me ask you this.

01:46:29.000 Has any guy benefited more than the TRT movement than Bisping?

01:46:33.000 No.

01:46:33.000 He's one of them.

01:46:34.000 He's world champ.

01:46:35.000 Well, so is Mighty Mouse.

01:46:38.000 But he never suffered from it.

01:46:39.000 I'm saying Bisping's lost. 1.00

01:46:40.000 Ali Bagoutinov fought him on that shit. 0.99

01:46:42.000 He fought him on EPO and he still beat him. 0.99

01:46:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:46:45.000 But I'm saying he's never had any issues with it.

01:46:47.000 Bisping's fought guys, lost to only guys who have been TRT guys.

01:46:51.000 You're right. 0.95

01:46:52.000 And took him ten years to get his fucking title shot, then he gets it on what, an eight-day notice and beats Luke Rockhold? 0.99

01:46:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:58.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:46:59.000 How can you not root for that guy? 1.00

01:47:01.000 I know.

01:47:02.000 What are you talking about?

01:47:03.000 He's as game as they come, man, and he's been in the business forever.

01:47:06.000 Remember, he won Ultimate Fighter.

01:47:07.000 Oh, that right.

01:47:07.000 You see that right again?

01:47:08.000 Yeah.

01:47:09.000 What did he win, Season 2 of the Ultimate Fighter?

01:47:10.000 Season 2 or 3, right?

01:47:11.000 I think, whatever Tate was on.

01:47:13.000 Oh! 0.60

01:47:13.000 Look at that switch kick to the body. 0.60

01:47:14.000 It's nice.

01:47:15.000 His switch kick is beautiful.

01:47:17.000 Oh! 0.60

01:47:17.000 God, dude! 0.60

01:47:18.000 That almost landed, didn't it?

01:47:20.000 Yeah, but almost is a really important point.

01:47:23.000 He's sliding just out of the way.

01:47:25.000 I know, but that timing!

01:47:28.000 That timing!

01:47:29.000 Hey, doesn't that timing kind of happen?

01:47:31.000 Yes, but you see the way the distance between... I mean, look, it can totally land, don't get me wrong, but the way it's missing... Oh, right there!

01:47:38.000 Right there's perfect! 1.00

01:47:39.000 Fuck you! 1.00

01:47:40.000 Fuck me. 1.00

01:47:41.000 Fuck everyone. 1.00

01:47:42.000 What the hell's going on? 1.00

01:47:44.000 He's 46 years old!

01:47:46.000 What is going on?

01:47:47.000 Oh! 0.60

01:47:48.000 Elbow! 0.81

01:47:48.000 Elbow to the head! 0.81

01:47:50.000 I don't want to see this. 0.96

01:47:50.000 It's over! 0.96

01:47:51.000 No, it's not over, man. 1.00

01:47:52.000 Bisping is fucking struggling. 0.99

01:47:54.000 Get up, Bisping! 1.00

01:47:55.000 Get up!

01:47:56.000 Grapple! 1.00

01:47:57.000 Bisping!

01:47:58.000 He's hanging in there!

01:47:59.000 Bisping!

01:48:00.000 Oh, man! 1.00

01:48:01.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:48:01.000 Get through the round! 1.00

01:48:02.000 Take it easy, son!

01:48:03.000 Get through the round! 1.00

01:48:04.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:48:05.000 He's like, come on! 1.00

01:48:05.000 Come on! 1.00

01:48:06.000 He's still here! 1.00

01:48:07.000 Holy shit, this is a fuckin' war! 1.00

01:48:10.000 No! 1.00

01:48:10.000 Switch kick! 1.00

01:48:12.000 Rest!

01:48:13.000 Why?

01:48:14.000 Rest!

01:48:15.000 Here's another thing about Bisping people underestimate.

01:48:18.000 Resting heartbeat, 34 beats per minute.

01:48:20.000 Look at this cut!

01:48:21.000 It's crazy.

01:48:22.000 Dude.

01:48:23.000 Dude!

01:48:24.000 Right! 0.77

01:48:24.000 Frickin' murked him. 0.77

01:48:26.000 It's a crazy cut. 1.00

01:48:26.000 Look at his fuckin' eyes, son! 1.00

01:48:29.000 How about that? 1.00

01:48:30.000 All camp!

01:48:31.000 All camp! 1.00

01:48:31.000 Avoid the... Circle away from that fuckin' right hand. 1.00

01:48:34.000 The right. 0.99

01:48:35.000 First round.

01:48:35.000 Listen, this is not that bad.

01:48:37.000 This is not that bad.

01:48:37.000 It's below the eye.

01:48:39.000 No, here's the thing.

01:48:39.000 It's below the eye.

01:48:41.000 Whatever's happening up top is in the forehead, which bleeds a lot, but not that bad.

01:48:45.000 Hey, that's his good eye.

01:48:47.000 Isn't that gonna swell shut?

01:48:49.000 It could, but it might not.

01:48:50.000 Here's the thing.

01:48:51.000 They're working on the cut.

01:48:52.000 The real problem... Look at this!

01:48:55.000 The one thing you don't want to happen.

01:48:58.000 Almost is a good point.

01:48:59.000 Yeah, boom! 0.89

01:49:01.000 And that was not almost.

01:49:05.000 It almost happened again.

01:49:07.000 The exact same thing.

01:49:09.000 He dodged a bullet right there.

01:49:12.000 There's a lot of pressure Bisping's under right now, I feel, for the guy.

01:49:16.000 I don't want him to lose.

01:49:17.000 Here's the thing, man.

01:49:19.000 Dan can definitely still knock him out.

01:49:21.000 100%.

01:49:21.000 He can knock anybody out.

01:49:24.000 We've said that before.

01:49:25.000 But, Bisping survived. 0.98

01:49:27.000 Just the fact that he was able to survive, that's goddamn gigantic. 0.82

01:49:30.000 That's gonna mess up your cardio, too, a little bit, though, if you're Bisping. 1.00

01:49:32.000 It might, but Bisping, again, has ridiculous cardio.

01:49:36.000 Remember his Anderson Silva fight?

01:49:37.000 He was basically out in that, too, and came back in one.

01:49:40.000 He was out, out.

01:49:42.000 Flying knee to the face.

01:49:43.000 And Anderson just walked away from it like it was a walkaway KO and the referee kept the fight going.

01:49:49.000 Was that Herb Dean?

01:49:49.000 Herb Dean.

01:49:51.000 Look, I'll tell you what it's done.

01:49:53.000 He's turning it on now. 1.00

01:49:55.000 I'll tell you what it's done, motherfucker. 1.00

01:49:57.000 My job is referee. 1.00

01:49:59.000 Hey, wake up, mate. 1.00

01:49:59.000 Get your bitch ass up. 1.00

01:50:00.000 Shit, look at this. 1.00

01:50:04.000 Oh! 1.00

01:50:04.000 Oh my goodness. 1.00

01:50:07.000 Come on, Michael.

01:50:08.000 He just has to land that one shot.

01:50:09.000 I know.

01:50:09.000 God.

01:50:10.000 God damn it. 1.00

01:50:11.000 Come on, Biz Bing. 1.00

01:50:12.000 Oh, look at that inside leg kick. 0.98

01:50:13.000 And that was beautiful technique.

01:50:14.000 Faked the right hand.

01:50:15.000 Now he went high with it. 1.00

01:50:17.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:50:18.000 Dan. 1.00

01:50:18.000 I know. 1.00

01:50:19.000 But Dan doesn't care about that. 0.99

01:50:20.000 No, he really doesn't give a fuck about any of that. 0.99

01:50:23.000 He's just ready to fire this H-bomb. 1.00

01:50:24.000 But that all still sucks. 0.99

01:50:26.000 Yeah. 0.92

01:50:27.000 I like the way Bisping's moving.

01:50:28.000 It doesn't mean that Dan can't land it.

01:50:30.000 But here's the thing.

01:50:30.000 Oh, it's coming.

01:50:31.000 What you brought up, Cam, super important.

01:50:33.000 That left eye is sweating hardcore right now.

01:50:37.000 I wouldn't mind a takedown from Bisping.

01:50:38.000 Bisping looks good.

01:50:39.000 He does.

01:50:40.000 Bisping looks good.

01:50:40.000 He does.

01:50:41.000 He doesn't look hurt at all.

01:50:42.000 He just needs to get a little, yeah, he just needs to get a sweat on.

01:50:44.000 Did Dan Harrison get gas during that flurry?

01:50:48.000 He might have.

01:50:50.000 He was going for a knockout.

01:50:51.000 He doesn't have any energy right now.

01:50:52.000 He might be taking a round off.

01:50:53.000 He's not a volume puncher, though.

01:50:54.000 He punched him in the knee. 0.82

01:50:56.000 Yeah, he just punched him in his leg.

01:50:57.000 But he's not a volume puncher. 1.00

01:50:57.000 He might just be waiting to land that fucking nuclear bomb. 1.00

01:51:01.000 Yeah, but look, he keeps getting hit with that switch kick to the arms. 1.00

01:51:04.000 That shit takes a lot out of him, man. 1.00

01:51:05.000 Yeah, it does. 1.00

01:51:06.000 Look at this!

01:51:07.000 Michael Bisping looking for the power right hand over the top!

01:51:10.000 You know what the scary thing in this fight is?

01:51:11.000 Because Bisping, they play that highlight, him getting knocked out, right? 0.96

01:51:14.000 It's Dan Hamilton's fuckin' logo. 0.97

01:51:16.000 So going into the fight, I'm assuming he wants that revenge, trying to knock him out. 0.99

01:51:19.000 Oh yeah, of course.

01:51:21.000 Oh, right hand!

01:51:22.000 It's kind of a slapping.

01:51:22.000 That didn't land, yeah.

01:51:23.000 You guys are both blind. 1.00

01:51:25.000 I don't give a fuck if you have 10-13 vision. 1.00

01:51:28.000 What is it, 10-15? 1.00

01:51:32.000 10-15.

01:51:32.000 Oh, inside right kick.

01:51:34.000 Oh, Bismuth's doing work, son.

01:51:36.000 Come on. 1.00

01:51:36.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:51:38.000 Dude, if he pulls this off, this would be the craziest UK fight ever. 1.00

01:51:41.000 You know what? 1.00

01:51:42.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:51:42.000 He was playing possum! 1.00

01:51:43.000 Watch that right! 0.99

01:51:44.000 Watch that right! 0.99

01:51:45.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:51:46.000 Dude, he was playing possum.

01:51:47.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:51:48.000 Left hook over the top.

01:51:49.000 That's an old possum, too.

01:51:50.000 He's seen this before.

01:51:51.000 It's like a muskrat or something. 1.00

01:51:53.000 Yeah, he is.

01:51:53.000 What's scarier than a possum?

01:51:54.000 Nothing.

01:51:55.000 A badger. 0.63

01:51:56.000 He's more of a badger.

01:51:57.000 A honey badger. 0.55

01:51:58.000 Yeah, a honey badger.

01:52:00.000 God, be careful now. 1.00

01:52:02.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:52:03.000 Again, that left high kick's a big factor. 1.00

01:52:04.000 That's why they were talking about it, huh?

01:52:06.000 Yeah.

01:52:06.000 Bisping is a beautiful left high kick.

01:52:07.000 Look at this jab!

01:52:09.000 Looking for the right hand.

01:52:10.000 Bisping's looking to catch in with the right hand. 0.99

01:52:12.000 They gotta get that end swell on that fucking eye in between the rounds. 0.99

01:52:15.000 Oh, look at that! 0.99

01:52:17.000 Spent some time in Thailand for this camp, too.

01:52:19.000 See that video? 1.00

01:52:20.000 The fucker's kicking now. 1.00

01:52:22.000 Yeah, and he's improving every fight. 1.00

01:52:24.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:52:25.000 Oh, look at that right hand! 1.00

01:52:26.000 He's the champ, too.

01:52:27.000 You have to respect the fact that him winning the championship must have had an extreme effect on his confidence.

01:52:34.000 And he's a guy that's never lacked confidence.

01:52:36.000 Exactly! 0.99

01:52:37.000 Then he gets the belt, and he's like, oh shit, I was right! 1.00

01:52:39.000 I told you. 1.00

01:52:40.000 I was fucking right! 0.97

01:52:41.000 I told you all. 0.96

01:52:43.000 Fruit pastels for everybody.

01:52:44.000 They got big balls in the UK.

01:52:45.000 Yeah, they fight a lot. 0.87

01:52:49.000 Conor's considered UK?

01:52:51.000 Well, he's Ireland, yeah, it's UK.

01:52:53.000 Well, it's... Ooh, look at that knee to the body!

01:52:55.000 People are now... They don't even know what the fucking UK is! 1.00

01:53:00.000 Shut it off! 1.00

01:53:01.000 Shut it off! 1.00

01:53:03.000 Right hand!

01:53:03.000 Left to the body!

01:53:06.000 He's saying low blow. 1.00

01:53:07.000 He's like, fuck you low blow. 1.00

01:53:09.000 Be careful now. 1.00

01:53:10.000 Beautiful combination by Bisping.

01:53:11.000 Hey, notice the ref too.

01:53:14.000 Oh my god!

01:53:15.000 Out of nowhere! 1.00

01:53:17.000 Oh shit! 1.00

01:53:20.000 Oh my goodness! 1.00

01:53:21.000 He's covering his mouth!

01:53:23.000 With a hammer!

01:53:24.000 He's covering his mouth!

01:53:26.000 It's so old school!

01:53:28.000 It is!

01:53:28.000 It's so wrong!

01:53:30.000 It's so wrong.

01:53:31.000 He's covering his breath.

01:53:32.000 He's trying to get that arm free so he can cover his mouth again. 1.00

01:53:35.000 That is some old man shit. 1.00

01:53:37.000 He's gonna rise up. 1.00

01:53:39.000 He's gonna break that clinch. 1.00

01:53:41.000 He's gonna rise up and come down with some shit. 1.00

01:53:44.000 Let me ask you guys this. 1.00

01:53:45.000 Who the fuck did he give this round to? 0.99

01:53:46.000 God, that's what I was thinking. 1.00

01:53:48.000 Who the fuck did he give this round to? 0.99

01:53:49.000 Bisping's tuning him up! 0.99

01:53:50.000 Bisping, how about this?

01:53:51.000 You gotta go with Henderson on this round.

01:53:53.000 You gotta give it to Henderson.

01:53:54.000 He thought he had it, man.

01:53:55.000 He thought he had it.

01:53:56.000 He was turning it on.

01:53:57.000 He thought he was going to win by knockout.

01:53:58.000 He's so confident. 1.00

01:53:59.000 And Henderson just drops the fucking hammer on him. 0.99

01:54:04.000 How about keep that left up? 1.00

01:54:05.000 Look at that.

01:54:06.000 He is tying him up pretty good.

01:54:07.000 Yeah.

01:54:07.000 15 seconds.

01:54:08.000 Look at Bisping.

01:54:08.000 Bisping coming back.

01:54:09.000 Look at this.

01:54:10.000 He's going to rise up and watch his elbow right up.

01:54:13.000 Bisping, hip escape! 1.00

01:54:14.000 Dude, it's in England.

01:54:17.000 It'd be tough to give Bisping that round.

01:54:19.000 Boy, that's a weird round, man, because for sure Henderson had one spectacular moment.

01:54:26.000 But for sure before that, Bisping's tuning him up.

01:54:30.000 First three and a half minutes was Bisping.

01:54:32.000 You look at the round and say, who won that round?

01:54:34.000 Henderson won that round.

01:54:35.000 Who did the most damage?

01:54:36.000 I didn't put him away.

01:54:37.000 Here's the thing.

01:54:38.000 Look at this.

01:54:38.000 Boom!

01:54:39.000 Wobble him.

01:54:40.000 Dude, he tuned Henderson up. 1.00

01:54:42.000 Kick to the dick. 1.00

01:54:42.000 Oh, right there. 1.00

01:54:43.000 It was a kick to the dick. 1.00

01:54:45.000 Kick to the dick! 1.00

01:54:46.000 Oh, it was a kick to the dick. 1.00

01:54:48.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:54:49.000 And Bisping's like, so what?

01:54:51.000 Notice the ref. 1.00

01:54:51.000 Ivo Levine will let you get your ass whooped. 1.00

01:54:55.000 Boom! 1.00

01:54:55.000 Did you call him Ivo Levine? 1.00

01:54:56.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:54:57.000 Ivo Levine.

01:54:58.000 You called him Ivo Levine?

01:54:59.000 Ivo Levine.

01:55:00.000 I like that.

01:55:00.000 Ivo Levine.

01:55:01.000 Look at that.

01:55:01.000 See that swelling?

01:55:02.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:55:03.000 He's asking questions.

01:55:04.000 You said, what happened? 1.00

01:55:05.000 God damn it. 0.99

01:55:06.000 Come on, Bisping. 1.00

01:55:07.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

01:55:09.000 Well, he's got to get that end swell. 1.00

01:55:10.000 See, they're working on the cut, but there's all that swelling. 0.99

01:55:13.000 I don't see them, I don't know, maybe they weren't when we weren't looking at it, but I would like to see them have that metal piece, put that shit on, and at the end, when you know there's ten seconds left, then you put that shit on that cut. 0.99

01:55:23.000 Yeah, fill it up. 0.99

01:55:24.000 But the most important thing is that he can see.

01:55:26.000 The cut is not going to affect his vision.

01:55:28.000 He dropped him twice with that H-bone. 0.78

01:55:31.000 How good is Bisping's chin, though?

01:55:34.000 Iron. 0.99

01:55:35.000 But, you gotta realize that Bisping, part of that flurry was him kicking Henderson in the dick. 0.99

01:55:40.000 Now that we know that for sure. 0.99

01:55:43.000 Left high kick again.

01:55:44.000 Dude, look at that. 0.67

01:55:46.000 Keep coming. 1.00

01:55:46.000 It's like a fucking bear trap. 1.00

01:55:49.000 So do you give the first two rounds to Henderson? 1.00

01:55:51.000 I do.

01:55:51.000 I would.

01:55:52.000 I do.

01:55:53.000 I don't know, man.

01:55:54.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:55:55.000 After the kick to the dick, now that I know it was a kick to the dick, I might say it's an even round, or you might be able to give it to Bisping. 1.00

01:56:04.000 No. 1.00

01:56:04.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:56:05.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:56:06.000 How would the kick to the dick sway you more towards his dick? 1.00

01:56:08.000 He almost finished him in the second round. 1.00

01:56:10.000 It's true.

01:56:11.000 And the first round.

01:56:12.000 How could you lose a round when you almost finished the guy?

01:56:14.000 Oh, left hook, son!

01:56:15.000 It's true, he almost finished him.

01:56:16.000 No, you got a good point.

01:56:17.000 I mean, I'm just making an argument.

01:56:18.000 I'm like, what are we judging?

01:56:20.000 First two rounds.

01:56:21.000 He's throwing sidekicks to the knee.

01:56:23.000 First two rounds it seemed like Henderson could almost have finished him.

01:56:26.000 Yep.

01:56:26.000 Correct.

01:56:26.000 But it looked like Bisping was coming on strong in the second round, but now we know it was a kick to the dick that had a big factor in there.

01:56:32.000 Think about if you're a judge, though. 0.98

01:56:33.000 You're thinking, God, who did the most damage?

01:56:35.000 And the most shots.

01:56:36.000 If you look at the strike stats, I guarantee you Bisping's landed way more shots.

01:56:39.000 Well, they also don't care, well, they don't care about that usually.

01:56:42.000 Look at Dotz and Lineker.

01:56:44.000 But the actual volume.

01:56:46.000 You know, I'm embarrassed to say I have not seen that fight.

01:56:49.000 How dare you, sir.

01:56:49.000 I'm embarrassed.

01:56:50.000 Well, you've been killing elk, so I'll give you that.

01:56:53.000 I'm out there.

01:56:53.000 I gotta get a year's worth of meat in one shot.

01:56:55.000 That's fair.

01:56:57.000 Providing for his family.

01:56:58.000 Do you want some?

01:56:58.000 I don't have a grill.

01:56:59.000 How dare you?

01:57:00.000 Are you a man?

01:57:02.000 I know.

01:57:02.000 Are you American?

01:57:03.000 I know.

01:57:03.000 Dude, there's a crazy fight going on, you guys talking about a grill, come on!

01:57:08.000 I'm hungry, though.

01:57:08.000 Bisping looks very good.

01:57:09.000 Look at that jab.

01:57:11.000 Here's the thing about Bisping, man.

01:57:12.000 He's looking fluid and smooth, even in the face of

01:57:16.000 He's in dire danger.

01:57:18.000 And he's looking bloody.

01:57:19.000 But he's not changing his game plan.

01:57:20.000 No, let's keep doing it. 1.00

01:57:22.000 He wants a fucking win by knockout, man. 1.00

01:57:24.000 He wants it too bad. 1.00

01:57:25.000 He's opening himself up.

01:57:26.000 He's putting pressure.

01:57:27.000 He's been able to survive so far.

01:57:29.000 What else are you going to do?

01:57:30.000 I mean, he's got to go after him.

01:57:32.000 He wants to wear Dan out.

01:57:34.000 And right now we're headed into the third, right?

01:57:36.000 Yeah.

01:57:37.000 So we've got 250 in the third.

01:57:40.000 We got two more rounds after this.

01:57:42.000 This is crazy.

01:57:42.000 Yeah.

01:57:43.000 Oh, beautiful jab.

01:57:44.000 Dan does look a little bit tired.

01:57:46.000 He looks a little tired.

01:57:47.000 But he's still got the power.

01:57:48.000 He could throw that ace from any time.

01:57:51.000 Dude, but that was a beautiful fake.

01:57:52.000 Any time.

01:57:53.000 Beautiful fake to a leg kick, and he's showing it to him again.

01:57:55.000 Now he attacks with the inside.

01:57:57.000 I think Biz being the winner has to win these next three rounds, too.

01:57:59.000 I don't think he can lose one of these rounds.

01:58:01.000 Yeah, Bisping's gotta be careful with that thing that he's doing.

01:58:04.000 He's doing this switch to the high kick, but he's doing it, he's dropping that left hand in a big way.

01:58:08.000 See how he keeps doing it?

01:58:09.000 And pulling back.

01:58:09.000 Yeah, if Henderson times that, that switch to the high kick, if he's got it in him.

01:58:14.000 It's a matter of whether he's got it in the tank.

01:58:15.000 But he throws that step in, looping right hand.

01:58:19.000 If he can time that switch to the high kick, Bisping can't get out of the way once that leg's in play.

01:58:24.000 See why his leg's up in the air and he's throwing, especially when you're going high, there's very little head movement.

01:58:29.000 There's very little that you have left.

01:58:31.000 He's also timing his jab when he comes in.

01:58:33.000 That's all Dan's been coming over the top of.

01:58:35.000 Yeah.

01:58:36.000 Henderson's thrown like three punches this round.

01:58:38.000 BOOM! 0.99

01:58:38.000 There it is! 0.99

01:58:39.000 That's it!

01:58:39.000 That punch!

01:58:40.000 Yeah.

01:58:41.000 That's all it takes.

01:58:42.000 He only needs one.

01:58:43.000 Well, I don't think he's capable... It's the power tank.

01:58:45.000 It's the power tank just refueling.

01:58:47.000 I don't think he's capable of making those... Oh, he made the fake to the knee tap.

01:58:51.000 I don't think he's capable of making those rounds the way Bisping's fighting.

01:58:56.000 No.

01:58:58.000 He's just refueling that battery like a video game.

01:59:05.000 Is his right hand actually known as the H-Bomb?

01:59:07.000 Yeah.

01:59:08.000 I think that's Mauro Ranallo.

01:59:11.000 I think he named it.

01:59:12.000 Oh! 0.60

01:59:13.000 He landed it again!

01:59:14.000 But Bisping's up!

01:59:17.000 It looked like Dan slipped.

01:59:18.000 He landed and then slipped.

01:59:21.000 God, that's dangerous.

01:59:22.000 Definitely Bisping this round.

01:59:23.000 They're going to look back at Bisping no matter what happens in this fight.

01:59:25.000 They're going to look back at Bisping in UK history.

01:59:27.000 See, look at this.

01:59:28.000 Four strikes.

01:59:29.000 Four strikes with Warrior, right?

01:59:30.000 Look at the numbers.

01:59:32.000 He's done it bigger and better in the UK.

01:59:34.000 The first round, Henderson landed more because he had Bisping dearly in trouble.

01:59:37.000 Like, no one thinks that Bisping won the first round, right?

01:59:39.000 Impossible.

01:59:41.000 First round, 100% Henderson.

01:59:42.000 Second round, debatable.

01:59:45.000 He looked great for a while, but he got knocked down and almost finished at the end of the round.

01:59:49.000 It's gotta be something.

01:59:50.000 There's a difference between the beginning and the end.

01:59:53.000 The third round, all misbeing.

01:59:56.000 All he's gotta do is throw one big bomb. 0.93

01:59:57.000 That's it, one bomb. 0.94

01:59:59.000 None of this means too much. 0.99

02:00:01.000 It just makes it a better fight, but that H-bomb is right fucking there. 0.98

02:00:06.000 Lookit, right there. 0.96

02:00:08.000 You never know.

02:00:09.000 Powerful, stiff kick by Dan.

02:00:11.000 Look for that high kick by Bisbee.

02:00:13.000 As long as he's standing, he can knock you out.

02:00:14.000 Look at Bisbee.

02:00:15.000 But now I see why they want the left high kick.

02:00:18.000 Look at that!

02:00:19.000 And he smiled at him.

02:00:21.000 He knows it.

02:00:22.000 As long as he's standing, no matter how wobbly he is. 0.98

02:00:25.000 Remember, Fado was fucking him up and then... 0.98

02:00:28.000 Yeah, then he hit him with that underhook, and then he went to a Z-Pack, and then hit him on the side. 0.94

02:00:32.000 Do you remember how, if Fedor was winning, he went up the dogfight from side control, he didn't have the whizzer, he kept punching, so he had his back, and then bam, bam, from the side, boom.

02:00:43.000 That thing turned around quick, all because of that whizzer.

02:00:47.000 Yep, all because of going up to the deep half guard.

02:00:50.000 The lack of wizard.

02:00:51.000 Yeah, the lack of wizard.

02:00:52.000 He was in side control with the underhook.

02:00:54.000 Blasted up the dogfight from side control.

02:00:56.000 Then boom!

02:00:57.000 Fedor kept throwing punches when he should have thrown the wizard and wizard him back down, but he kept throwing punches so he got his back.

02:01:03.000 And then he kind of face-planted.

02:01:04.000 He was fine, he was winning, but he face-planted. 0.54

02:01:06.000 Had to take a one-second break.

02:01:08.000 Without position, Dan Henderson was right there.

02:01:11.000 Well, Henderson went, I think he went for the deep half, if I remember correctly.

02:01:16.000 And he got here, and then he threw an uppercut.

02:01:18.000 And he dropped, like, Fedor faceplanted from the uppercut.

02:01:22.000 I think he scrambled, and I think in the scramble, Henderson landed a nasty uppercut.

02:01:26.000 That's how I remember it.

02:01:27.000 And then he went faceplant, and then he finished him.

02:01:29.000 Fedor had him in side control.

02:01:31.000 Fedor knocked him down.

02:01:32.000 Had him in side control.

02:01:33.000 We're going to the fourth round.

02:01:36.000 We've got to pay attention to this.

02:01:37.000 We'll watch it.

02:01:37.000 We'll watch it for sure.

02:01:40.000 Here we go, fourth round.

02:01:41.000 How about this fight?

02:01:42.000 People were hating on it.

02:01:43.000 Oh, I loved it.

02:01:44.000 I loved this fight.

02:01:44.000 I'm so glad they made it.

02:01:45.000 Damn, this is the fourth round only? 1.00

02:01:47.000 Holy fucking Jesus. 1.00

02:01:48.000 Luke Rockhold has got to be home right now going, what in the fuck? 1.00

02:01:54.000 He's like, how did I underestimate this dude? 0.99

02:01:56.000 Look how gangster Michael Bisping is.

02:01:58.000 He looks tough. 1.00

02:01:59.000 He's gangster as fuck. 1.00

02:02:00.000 Still 2-1 Henderson. 1.00

02:02:03.000 I don't know, man.

02:02:03.000 We're in England.

02:02:04.000 Who knows who's judging it?

02:02:06.000 I would agree with you.

02:02:07.000 He won the last one.

02:02:08.000 It's 2-1.

02:02:09.000 He's 2-1 in my book.

02:02:11.000 I'm with Eddie.

02:02:12.000 It could be.

02:02:13.000 It could be 2-1.

02:02:14.000 Or someone might have made the second round an even round.

02:02:18.000 Someone may have gave that last round to Dan Henderson too.

02:02:22.000 No. 0.98

02:02:22.000 They have to be crazy. 0.98

02:02:23.000 Those guys believe Tower 7 was an inside job. 0.85

02:02:26.000 Here it goes.

02:02:26.000 I'm just kidding.

02:02:33.000 I know, I almost fucked you up. 1.00

02:02:35.000 I got conspiracy theory that's gonna blow your goddamn mind. 1.00

02:02:38.000 Save it after this! 1.00

02:02:39.000 We got plenty of time after this fight.

02:02:43.000 We don't have to go anywhere.

02:02:44.000 I wish you gentlemen brought some elk meat or something we could snack on.

02:02:47.000 Dude, I saw you cooking that up. 1.00

02:02:50.000 DiGiorno's fucking pizza crushes dominoes, remember that shit. 1.00

02:02:54.000 Okay, let's just watch the fight. 1.00

02:02:56.000 Inside leg kick by Henderson.

02:02:59.000 Right hand over the top again.

02:03:01.000 He's talking to him.

02:03:03.000 Yeah.

02:03:04.000 Bisping was saying something.

02:03:05.000 Come on, come on, come on. 0.97

02:03:06.000 I gotta pee so hard.

02:03:09.000 Go ahead.

02:03:10.000 No, I can't.

02:03:11.000 I gotta pee too.

02:03:12.000 I'm gonna do it at the round.

02:03:14.000 Hey dude, we need to have someone invent something that we could pee right here in like a little... They got that.

02:03:19.000 Oh! 0.60

02:03:19.000 Bisping heard him! 0.60

02:03:21.000 Where is it at?

02:03:22.000 Bisping's just teeing off, man.

02:03:24.000 The volume.

02:03:26.000 The volume that Bisping threw.

02:03:27.000 Look at that.

02:03:27.000 He is throwing that front leg side kick to the knee.

02:03:30.000 Well, not to the knee, but to your thigh.

02:03:31.000 Powerful Charlie Brown kick.

02:03:32.000 Above the knee.

02:03:33.000 Charlie Brown kick.

02:03:34.000 Isn't it weird that you're not allowed to target the joint with a strike, but you're allowed to heel hook somebody? 0.99

02:03:38.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

02:03:39.000 Oh my god, that wasn't bad. 1.00

02:03:40.000 That is a weird rule, Joe. 0.99

02:03:41.000 Like, you can't front kick a dude right on the kneecap, but you can heel hook him and rip his fucking knee apart. 0.99

02:03:46.000 Who says you can't front kick the knee? 1.00

02:03:48.000 In some states.

02:03:49.000 Some states have rules against attacking the joint.

02:03:51.000 We got another low blow.

02:03:53.000 Another low blow.

02:03:54.000 I think he's playing it up a little.

02:03:58.000 Knees are sacred.

02:03:59.000 Dan's a pro, he's gonna take his time.

02:04:01.000 He's a pro.

02:04:01.000 Yeah, he got cracked.

02:04:02.000 Second time of the fight.

02:04:03.000 Toes to the nutsack, son.

02:04:14.000 Yeah.

02:04:15.000 But he's going to take... Good move. 1.00

02:04:17.000 That's what you fucking get for having big balls. 1.00

02:04:19.000 Now here's, let me ask you this. 1.00

02:04:20.000 Do you think they should be able to work on Michael Bisping's eye while Dan Henderson is sitting there recovering?

02:04:25.000 Like, yeah, it's an accidental foul.

02:04:27.000 No, no.

02:04:27.000 But wouldn't it be nice if he could see a little bit better?

02:04:30.000 No, that would be bullshit. 0.97

02:04:31.000 Well, it's just time off. 0.99

02:04:33.000 It's just an eye.

02:04:34.000 Is he going to go back?

02:04:35.000 Oh, he's going to take the time.

02:04:36.000 How much time?

02:04:36.000 He's definitely taking time.

02:04:38.000 He's going to do the full five.

02:04:39.000 He's 46. 0.99

02:04:40.000 The UFC should hire people to massage the balls. 0.99

02:04:44.000 That doesn't help. 0.99

02:04:44.000 It just makes them hurt. 0.99

02:04:46.000 Trust me, it helps.

02:04:47.000 Always?

02:04:48.000 No matter what.

02:04:50.000 You see that?

02:04:53.000 He's trying to shake that ball down.

02:04:55.000 Imagine if that was the job of one girl. 1.00

02:04:58.000 She doesn't have to be hot. 1.00

02:05:02.000 It's about the technique.

02:05:04.000 It's not about what she looks like. 1.00

02:05:06.000 Who cares if she has fake tits? 1.00

02:05:07.000 Michael Bisping is complaining that Dan Henderson is milking it. 1.00

02:05:11.000 He started clapping and pointing to him.

02:05:13.000 He's still taking his time.

02:05:15.000 He's a pro.

02:05:15.000 Bisping is complaining that Dan Henderson is milking this.

02:05:18.000 He's a pro.

02:05:19.000 I know of that one.

02:05:20.000 I've seen one.

02:05:21.000 Dude, perfect timing.

02:05:22.000 It's like you have a psychic connection to Dan Henderson.

02:05:25.000 You're back.

02:05:26.000 You're back from the can.

02:05:27.000 I know a vet when I see it.

02:05:29.000 He used that time.

02:05:31.000 He used it well.

02:05:32.000 How long do you think you waited?

02:05:33.000 Two minutes?

02:05:34.000 Or three minutes, maybe even.

02:05:36.000 Maybe, right?

02:05:37.000 You got three rounds rest.

02:05:38.000 That's a big rest for a guy who's tired, who's 46. 1.00

02:05:40.000 Have you heard of those cups where they make a mold of your fucking dick and your balls? 1.00

02:05:45.000 Oh yeah, I hear about those every day. 1.00

02:05:47.000 You know, the circles I travel in. 1.00

02:05:52.000 The doctor makes a mold of your fucking package, and they make a cup around your package. 0.99

02:05:56.000 Sounds like a telephone. 1.00

02:05:57.000 Let's watch the fight.

02:05:58.000 Hey, 218.

02:05:59.000 And keep track of what Dan does after that long break. 0.98

02:06:02.000 He's gonna drop a fucking nuclear right hand pretty soon here. 0.99

02:06:04.000 Serious recovery. 0.99

02:06:06.000 That's exactly what he needed.

02:06:08.000 Boom! 0.99

02:06:08.000 Oh, the left! 0.99

02:06:10.000 Look at that, the lack of flexibility in that leg kick.

02:06:12.000 It's astounding.

02:06:13.000 Those Charlie Brown kicks, I love them.

02:06:14.000 World class level.

02:06:15.000 Yeah, isn't it great?

02:06:16.000 And he head kicked, he head kicked back to Lombard with that leg.

02:06:19.000 Sure as hell did.

02:06:20.000 Ooh, look at that jab. 0.99

02:06:22.000 He's, oh man. 1.00

02:06:23.000 You give him two minute rest, oh he fucked up. 1.00

02:06:25.000 He head kicked Lombard with the right. 1.00

02:06:27.000 I wonder if Dan Henderson was knocking fools out like in junior high. 0.99

02:06:30.000 I'm sure. 0.99

02:06:31.000 Grade school!

02:06:32.000 Here's what everybody forgets.

02:06:33.000 Here's what everybody forgets.

02:06:34.000 They used to call him Decision Dan.

02:06:36.000 Really?

02:06:36.000 Everybody forgets this, yes.

02:06:38.000 I did a whole piece about this for the UFC recently.

02:06:40.000 That it wasn't until 2003.

02:06:42.000 It was when he knocked out Murillo Bustamante.

02:06:45.000 He knocked out Murillo Bustamante and everybody knew that he had power. 0.91

02:06:49.000 Like, remember, he fucked up Vanderlei. 0.97

02:06:50.000 He hurt his eye. 0.95

02:06:51.000 I think that was 2001, if I remember correctly, in Pride. 0.99

02:06:55.000 But around the Murillo-Bustamante fight, he started realizing he could merc motherfuckers. 0.98

02:07:02.000 So he started really, like, throwing all his power into shots. 0.93

02:07:06.000 Something changed in Dan Henderson's fight style, because now everybody knows him as one of the most dangerous knockout punchers ever.

02:07:14.000 But they used to call him Decision Dan.

02:07:17.000 On the underground, that was his nickname.

02:07:19.000 And Riddick Bowe went through the same thing.

02:07:21.000 Riddick Bowe never knocked anybody out in the beginning. 0.98

02:07:24.000 He was criticized about that, then he started fucking people up.

02:07:26.000 Boxing's a little different because Dan, you know, with his world-class wrestling background, he was just decision guys using his grappling. 0.98

02:07:31.000 They figure out, oh shit, this right hand is from God, check this out.

02:07:35.000 Yeah, also different because there's only one thing that, correct, you know, I mean, we're talking about 0.99

02:07:43.000 Look at this.

02:07:43.000 When Riddick Bowe was fighting, he was just boxing.

02:07:45.000 You know, Dan learned how to strike while he was MMA fighting.

02:07:49.000 Correct.

02:07:50.000 Learned how to just drop haymakers on people.

02:07:51.000 Because he came into it just a straight wrestler.

02:07:54.000 Yeah.

02:07:54.000 Look at Bisping throwing sidekicks to the knee, man.

02:07:56.000 Look at Bisping's face. 0.98

02:07:57.000 That's fuckin' badass. 0.96

02:07:58.000 Look at Bisping's eye. 0.96

02:07:59.000 It came at a good point, man.

02:08:00.000 That eye is swelling up real proper.

02:08:02.000 Well, Bisping has a background in traditional martial arts, and a lot of people forget that.

02:08:07.000 Like, he's a really good kicker.

02:08:09.000 Dude, he took a Muay Thai fight at, like, 17.

02:08:12.000 I'm not surprised.

02:08:13.000 He has good karate, too.

02:08:16.000 God, is it 2-2?

02:08:17.000 Fifth round.

02:08:18.000 Is it 2-2?

02:08:18.000 Who won that round?

02:08:19.000 I know.

02:08:20.000 Gotta give that to Bisping. 0.82

02:08:21.000 I don't know.

02:08:22.000 Volume.

02:08:22.000 What did Henderson do?

02:08:24.000 He landed a few left jabs.

02:08:26.000 Right, but the volume strike overall?

02:08:28.000 2-2 for sure.

02:08:29.000 You gotta give it to Bisping.

02:08:30.000 So this might be the deciding round.

02:08:32.000 I know.

02:08:32.000 This is crazy.

02:08:33.000 And Bisping's cardio is insane.

02:08:35.000 I would assume... I think Bisping puts on a flurry here, but he's gonna open himself up to a huge right hand.

02:08:40.000 Maybe.

02:08:41.000 So the second round, well here you go, Henderson did not fight hard at the end of the round after he came back after taking that break.

02:08:48.000 So that might have been part of his strategy.

02:08:50.000 He might have said, look, I'm going to take this big break.

02:08:51.000 Save it for the fifth.

02:08:52.000 Yeah, and then this is a really smart move because I'll have a deep gas tank in the fifth round.

02:08:58.000 And it's his last round of his career.

02:09:01.000 Dan Henderson's last round.

02:09:02.000 Maybe.

02:09:02.000 That's what he's been saying.

02:09:03.000 Yeah, but I would say that too if I was trying to renegotiate my contract as the middleweight champion of the world.

02:09:08.000 But Bisping is at home.

02:09:10.000 I got a good idea.

02:09:11.000 I bet he's done.

02:09:12.000 He might be done, but if he decides... Last round ever.

02:09:14.000 Five minutes to the rest of your career.

02:09:17.000 Come on, baby. 0.97

02:09:17.000 It could be the last five minutes you ever see Dan Henderson fight. 0.97

02:09:20.000 This is a big five minutes. 1.00

02:09:22.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:09:23.000 Dude, come on. 1.00

02:09:24.000 Here we go.

02:09:24.000 The legend.

02:09:26.000 Okay, if he wins this fight, he arguably has the greatest career of all time.

02:09:30.000 Let's think about that.

02:09:31.000 What's on the line in this next five minutes.

02:09:32.000 Pride, Strikeforce, UFC, yeah.

02:09:34.000 Two titles simultaneously in Pride.

02:09:36.000 Strikeforce title.

02:09:36.000 Knocked out Fedor.

02:09:38.000 Knocked out Hector Lombard in his last fight.

02:09:41.000 And at 46 years old, if he could win, it's arguably as the greatest career of all time.

02:09:45.000 Look at Bisping.

02:09:46.000 I know.

02:09:47.000 He's looking spry.

02:09:50.000 And Olympic medal, right?

02:09:51.000 No, he silvered.

02:09:53.000 Yeah, he silvered.

02:09:53.000 He silvered in the Olympics.

02:09:56.000 That's a career.

02:09:57.000 Oh yeah.

02:09:58.000 He's on the Mount Rushmore, 100%.

02:09:59.000 For sure.

02:10:00.000 If not the second or first guy on it.

02:10:02.000 I was there for his first fight in the UFC in 1996. 0.98

02:10:05.000 Damn, that's old school. 0.97

02:10:06.000 Remember he fought Frank Shannon? 0.99

02:10:07.000 Was it 96?

02:10:09.000 Why don't I say 96?

02:10:10.000 Oh, uppercut! 0.99

02:10:10.000 No, it couldn't have been 96 because my first time in the UFC was in 97. 0.99

02:10:15.000 So it must have been 97 or 98.

02:10:17.000 Dude, I think you're right about him saving for this last round.

02:10:20.000 Yeah.

02:10:21.000 Well, that's what a veteran would do, right?

02:10:23.000 You got that three minutes, let's just skate for the next and try to blow him out. 1.00

02:10:28.000 What year was it there?

02:10:28.000 97.

02:10:29.000 Yeah, powerful memory.

02:10:30.000 98, sorry, 98.

02:10:30.000 97.

02:10:30.000 Allen goes!

02:10:31.000 Oh, that's right, Allen goes.

02:10:32.000 Very controversial unanimous decision.

02:10:39.000 Have you ever seen Alan Gose versus Frank Shamrock?

02:10:41.000 Sure haven't.

02:10:43.000 That was in Pancrase, Palm Strikes Only. 1.00

02:10:45.000 Watch that shit. 1.00

02:10:46.000 I'm never mad at Palm Strikes. 1.00

02:10:47.000 Here we go.

02:10:48.000 336.

02:10:49.000 This is big.

02:10:52.000 This is huge.

02:10:53.000 Come on, baby. 0.97

02:10:55.000 Ooh, nice combination.

02:10:57.000 See, when you're looking at sheer volume, Bisping's got a big lead.

02:11:00.000 Yeah.

02:11:01.000 And see, there's an argument to be said for breaking fights up in rounds is not wise.

02:11:07.000 And that the wise way to judge a fight is to give them rounds, but judge the fight as a whole.

02:11:13.000 That's what Pride did, and I think that's the more effective way.

02:11:16.000 Oh, the right hand!

02:11:17.000 God, that was close.

02:11:18.000 Oh, that wobbled.

02:11:18.000 It's like he's got some kind of...

02:11:20.000 He's like the Grim Reaper with that shit. 1.00

02:11:22.000 It's just ridiculous power. 1.00

02:11:25.000 What are those blades called? 0.66

02:11:27.000 Sickles?

02:11:27.000 Yeah, Sickles.

02:11:29.000 Block that left high kick. 1.00

02:11:31.000 I think that we have a flawed system and a guy being able to win a round and then win a round and then a couple rounds later he gets almost finished and the fight ends with him being almost finished but yet he can still win.

02:11:45.000 Because you're saying because that guy won the fight, but the other guy won on the card.

02:11:49.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:11:49.000 He won the game.

02:11:50.000 How about knockout only MMA?

02:11:52.000 Only knockout or submission.

02:11:54.000 Or submission.

02:11:55.000 Can you imagine?

02:11:56.000 It's finish only.

02:11:56.000 You guys agree to that?

02:11:57.000 It's finish only.

02:11:58.000 Fin only, baby.

02:11:59.000 That would be insane.

02:12:00.000 You keep going, you have overtime rounds until someone gets finished.

02:12:02.000 And you do it in a football field.

02:12:04.000 Yes, let's do it.

02:12:05.000 You want to do it?

02:12:05.000 I'm down, dude.

02:12:06.000 I told you, I'm a Dana White.

02:12:08.000 You finance it, I'll make it happen.

02:12:09.000 I'm a Dana White, dog. 1.00

02:12:09.000 I'm going to make this shit happen. 1.00

02:12:12.000 In your reservation. 1.00

02:12:13.000 Easy! 0.99

02:12:14.000 We're going to call it...

02:12:15.000 Oh! 0.60

02:12:15.000 Bisping with a right left! 0.60

02:12:18.000 RFC!

02:12:19.000 Bisping with a beautiful right left.

02:12:20.000 And a left right there.

02:12:21.000 Nice jab.

02:12:22.000 Is there already an RFC?

02:12:23.000 Oh! 0.60

02:12:24.000 Nice inside leg kick by Dan.

02:12:26.000 Probably.

02:12:27.000 Reality Fighting Championships.

02:12:28.000 Wasn't that something?

02:12:29.000 How about Fight Companion Championships?

02:12:32.000 Just call it the Rogan Fight League.

02:12:34.000 Fight Companion Championships is good.

02:12:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:12:36.000 Shit the weed. 1.00

02:12:37.000 Oh! 1.00

02:12:37.000 Bisping with a right hand! 1.00

02:12:39.000 Be careful over there.

02:12:39.000 God!

02:12:40.000 Be careful in that cage, Bisbee.

02:12:42.000 143 to go.

02:12:42.000 I bet that crowd's going, no!

02:12:44.000 Look at that, he takes him down!

02:12:45.000 Are you kidding me?

02:12:46.000 Look at this!

02:12:47.000 He's got his back!

02:12:48.000 Dude. 1.00

02:12:48.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:12:50.000 He's gonna get a knee bar. 1.00

02:12:51.000 He's gonna roll for a knee bar. 1.00

02:12:52.000 Damn, what the fuck? 1.00

02:12:53.000 He's just cranking on it. 1.00

02:12:54.000 Darren with the Greco Roman.

02:12:55.000 He's about to do some nasty ground and pound here.

02:12:58.000 Now, the new laws have not gone into effect yet.

02:13:01.000 Now he has like a 100% on him.

02:13:02.000 Dude, he's gonna check on it. 1.00

02:13:04.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:13:07.000 Shit. 1.00

02:13:08.000 Took a lot of energy. 0.99

02:13:11.000 115.

02:13:11.000 Big deep breaths.

02:13:12.000 And Bisping's got that crazy cardio.

02:13:17.000 Dude, what is that decision going to look like?

02:13:20.000 In England?

02:13:20.000 What is that going to look like?

02:13:23.000 Nobody's going to be mad at a Bisping decision in England.

02:13:26.000 Yeah, but I guarantee you the UFC brought their own judges.

02:13:30.000 You think?

02:13:31.000 Oh yeah, I would imagine.

02:13:32.000 Adelaide Byrd?

02:13:32.000 Oh, look at this!

02:13:34.000 I would imagine you can't really rely on local judges.

02:13:38.000 45 seconds!

02:13:38.000 Come on, Dan!

02:13:39.000 We sure as fuck can't rely on the American judges. 0.99

02:13:42.000 Look at this, he's going for a takedown! 0.99

02:13:44.000 He's not going to take him down.

02:13:46.000 Oh, that doesn't make him look good.

02:13:47.000 Stuffed it.

02:13:48.000 He's going to lose this round.

02:13:50.000 Not necessarily.

02:13:51.000 There's still 32 seconds of hammer time possibly.

02:13:55.000 That's true.

02:13:57.000 He's landed more strikes in the last three rounds.

02:14:00.000 That's what it says on that copy.

02:14:02.000 Yeah.

02:14:02.000 Yeah, he has, for sure.

02:14:03.000 He won the last three rounds.

02:14:04.000 That's significant strength.

02:14:05.000 Well, that doesn't mean that, though.

02:14:05.000 If it's 10-8, is round one a 10-8?

02:14:07.000 It's gotta be, right?

02:14:07.000 Oh, that left!

02:14:08.000 Did you see that?

02:14:08.000 Yeah.

02:14:09.000 Round one's gotta be a 10-8, right?

02:14:10.000 I would say so, for sure.

02:14:11.000 It's gonna be a draw, then. 0.97

02:14:12.000 Who the fuck knows, right? 0.91

02:14:13.000 It's a draw. 0.99

02:14:14.000 We still got 11 seconds.

02:14:14.000 They never give 10-8s.

02:14:15.000 It's a draw.

02:14:16.000 It's rare they give 10-8s.

02:14:16.000 Look at this!

02:14:17.000 FLYING IN THE FACE!

02:14:19.000 How much time? 0.94

02:14:20.000 10 seconds.

02:14:21.000 Not even.

02:14:22.000 It's over.

02:14:23.000 Oh! 0.60

02:14:23.000 He tried a cartwheel kick, but meanwhile he ends the fight on his back. 0.60

02:14:26.000 That ain't good.

02:14:27.000 No.

02:14:27.000 Terrible cartwheel kick.

02:14:28.000 Dude, Bisping might eek this decision out.

02:14:30.000 I think he got it.

02:14:31.000 He might've won.

02:14:32.000 I bet he got it.

02:14:32.000 It's gonna be a draw.

02:14:33.000 What do you think?

02:14:33.000 He won the last three rounds, but the first round's a 10-8.

02:14:35.000 Draw.

02:14:37.000 Who knows, man.

02:14:38.000 It won't do a draw.

02:14:39.000 It's done.

02:14:39.000 We can turn it off now and start talking about RFC.

02:14:43.000 We were going to talk about something.

02:14:46.000 What fight?

02:14:46.000 Oh, Fedor and Dan Henderson.

02:14:48.000 Pull up Fedor and Dan Henderson.

02:14:50.000 I think he went for the deep half.

02:14:52.000 This is what I think.

02:14:53.000 I think Fedor was on top, ground and pounding, Henderson went to the deep half, he reversed him, got into a position where he was on his back and hit him with an uppercut and flat-faced Fedor.

02:15:04.000 That's exactly what happened.

02:15:06.000 Fedor cracked him, dropped him, and then Fedor was in side control trying to finish him from side control.

02:15:14.000 Dan Henderson hit that underhook.

02:15:16.000 And he hit that underjack, underhook, faceplanted Fedor.

02:15:20.000 He faceplanted... Here it is.

02:15:21.000 Let's just watch it.

02:15:22.000 Wait, wait, wait.

02:15:24.000 Let's see the Bisping decision first.

02:15:26.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:15:27.000 But it's going to take a few seconds before they show the decision.

02:15:31.000 So here, push ahead to the stoppage.

02:15:35.000 It looks like he cracks Henderson, has him on the ground.

02:15:37.000 Right before that, buddy.

02:15:39.000 So yeah, he drops him.

02:15:41.000 He ends up in side control.

02:15:42.000 Dan Henderson from side control grabs the underhook, takes it to dogfight.

02:15:46.000 Fedor doesn't throw a whizzer in.

02:15:48.000 He exposes his back and then he hits him with the shots from the back.

02:15:50.000 Well, you're very confident in this, so I'm inclined to think that you know what you're talking about.

02:15:54.000 But I could be wrong, though. 0.63

02:15:55.000 I've been confident before, and I'm like, damn, I remembered it all wrong. 0.70

02:16:00.000 I could easily be wrong. 0.89

02:16:01.000 That's also Fedor Fedor there, by the way.

02:16:04.000 Sort of.

02:16:05.000 That's Fedor that had already been stopped by Bigfoot Silva.

02:16:08.000 Still, though.

02:16:08.000 And there's also the Fedor that fought Brett Rogers and didn't do well in that fight.

02:16:13.000 Pause that.

02:16:14.000 Pause that real quick.

02:16:15.000 Here it is.

02:16:15.000 He drops him.

02:16:16.000 This is the fight, right?

02:16:17.000 He hits him with a hard punch.

02:16:19.000 See, here's the deep half.

02:16:20.000 Goes behind him.

02:16:21.000 Uppercut.

02:16:22.000 Drops him flat.

02:16:22.000 Flies him.

02:16:23.000 What's up, son?

02:16:23.000 Flawless memory.

02:16:24.000 That was side control.

02:16:25.000 Go back.

02:16:25.000 What are you guys talking about?

02:16:26.000 Go back.

02:16:27.000 Flawless memory.

02:16:27.000 What are you guys talking about?

02:16:28.000 Deep half.

02:16:29.000 He had him in side control. 1.00

02:16:35.000 Oh, shit, here it comes. 1.00

02:16:39.000 Oh, it's Bisping. 1.00

02:16:42.000 It's Bisping. 1.00

02:16:48.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:16:50.000 Wow. 1.00

02:16:51.000 I'll tell you what, those Rockhold wide men, those boys are licking their chops.

02:17:03.000 Wow.

02:17:03.000 That was a frickin' fight.

02:17:06.000 Powerful.

02:17:07.000 I'm happy for Bisping, man.

02:17:08.000 Bisping, at the end of the fight, however you scored, Bisping looked like he was trying to tie.

02:17:13.000 He didn't.

02:17:15.000 They just said something to each other. 1.00

02:17:17.000 Shit. 1.00

02:17:20.000 Sorry about that, Joe. 1.00

02:17:20.000 That's alright. 1.00

02:17:21.000 I wanted to hear what they were saying to each other.

02:17:22.000 Okay, um, let's watch the Fedor knockout one more time. 1.00

02:17:31.000 I wonder what Biswin's gonna say there.

02:17:33.000 Let's see what he says.

02:17:34.000 Do it in slow motion.

02:17:37.000 Give it up for Dan Anderson.

02:17:39.000 Beautiful.

02:17:39.000 Got that goldfish eye.

02:17:40.000 We can't really play this though.

02:17:42.000 The problem is we can't play the ball at all.

02:17:43.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

02:17:46.000 It's not ours.

02:17:47.000 So he hurts him.

02:17:49.000 Boom.

02:17:49.000 He's getting cracked.

02:17:51.000 Side control.

02:17:52.000 He grabs the underhook.

02:17:53.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:17:54.000 It looked like it was a deep half, but it's right. 1.00

02:17:57.000 His right leg was on the outside.

02:17:59.000 He may have even been a quarter guard.

02:18:01.000 It may have been quarter guard.

02:18:02.000 He may have had the foot.

02:18:02.000 It's hard to tell.

02:18:03.000 Let me see it one more time.

02:18:04.000 Look at this eye.

02:18:05.000 It wasn't deep.

02:18:05.000 Deep half would have been like that.

02:18:06.000 No, you're right.

02:18:07.000 I thought for some reason I had imagined that his right leg was in play.

02:18:11.000 That it was in between the legs.

02:18:12.000 But you're right.

02:18:13.000 Right.

02:18:13.000 You're totally right.

02:18:14.000 Look.

02:18:15.000 Side control.

02:18:15.000 Right there he's in side control.

02:18:16.000 Maybe quarter guard.

02:18:17.000 Maybe quarter guard.

02:18:18.000 And he gets behind it.

02:18:18.000 Dog fight.

02:18:19.000 No whizzer.

02:18:19.000 Boom.

02:18:20.000 Uppercuts him.

02:18:21.000 Yep.

02:18:21.000 No, you're totally right.

02:18:23.000 Is that Michael Bisping's dad there?

02:18:27.000 Wow.

02:18:28.000 Powerful Bisping.

02:18:29.000 I feel good for that guy.

02:18:30.000 Yeah, it's a big win.

02:18:31.000 I feel good for that guy.

02:18:33.000 In his hometown.

02:18:34.000 I gotta be honest, I wish both would retire.

02:18:36.000 I know it's controversial, but I wish both would retire.

02:18:39.000 Bisping, you want him to retire?

02:18:40.000 Why?

02:18:40.000 He's not too old.

02:18:42.000 Like, what is it?

02:18:43.000 When he loses.

02:18:45.000 He's got a bunch of great fights coming up.

02:18:48.000 He's got some big paydays coming up.

02:18:51.000 Yeah, big paydays.

02:18:51.000 He ain't going nowhere.

02:18:52.000 You gotta worry about him.

02:18:53.000 He loves it too much.

02:18:54.000 He loves it just as much as anybody, if not more.

02:18:57.000 Tell me which fight he's favored in.

02:18:59.000 Let's go through them.

02:18:59.000 Cochrane, Weidman, Rockley.

02:19:02.000 Let the guy enjoy his victory.

02:19:04.000 I'm not saying every match.

02:19:05.000 I love the guy.

02:19:08.000 He could win.

02:19:09.000 He could win every match.

02:19:11.000 You never know.

02:19:12.000 He could beat Rockhold.

02:19:14.000 I'm just saying he's the underdog in every single one of those matchups.

02:19:17.000 That's all I'm saying.

02:19:18.000 He's the underdog in the Rockhold fight and that's how he won the title.

02:19:20.000 That'd be the exception, but you're right.

02:19:22.000 Was he favored in this fight?

02:19:23.000 Yes, 2-1.

02:19:24.000 2-1's big.

02:19:26.000 Okay, here's a scary fight for him.

02:19:27.000 Yoel Romero!

02:19:30.000 And Rockhold rematches stuff, Souza's a monster. 0.68

02:19:34.000 Uriah Hall's a monster, dude. 1.00

02:19:35.000 Uriah Hall got stopped in his last fight by Derek Brunson, but he's a goddamn monster. 0.99

02:19:39.000 I don't think he's too worried about him right now, though. 0.98

02:19:42.000 Who's not worried about him?

02:19:43.000 Michael Bissing's not worried about him, because he's 10 and just lost. 1.00

02:19:47.000 But Weidman's dangerous as fuck. 0.99

02:19:49.000 Those top four, don't sleep on Talos Latus. 1.00

02:19:53.000 He's one of those guys, he's just like Damien Maia. 0.96

02:19:55.000 They came in pure jiu-jitsu, didn't have striking, didn't have wrestling, but a lot of jiu-jitsu guys would have just said, fuck it, there's enough money in jiu-jitsu. 0.92

02:20:05.000 You know, myself included. 0.97

02:20:07.000 No need to do that.

02:20:08.000 True.

02:20:08.000 You know, but he stuck it out.

02:20:10.000 Damon Maia, stuck it out.

02:20:11.000 Roan Carnaro, stuck it out.

02:20:13.000 Fabricio Werdum, stuck it out.

02:20:16.000 And man, now they're legit strikers now with legit wrestling.

02:20:19.000 I heard Fabricio vs. Kane, December.

02:20:21.000 Is that it?

02:20:22.000 That's what I heard.

02:20:23.000 That's the rumor mill.

02:20:24.000 That's a good fight.

02:20:24.000 Tavis Leita's got an arm triangle from hell.

02:20:27.000 He could put anybody on a world class.

02:20:28.000 Let me ask you this though.

02:20:29.000 That's a sleeper right there.

02:20:30.000 Why would they have that fight?

02:20:32.000 Stipe needs time off.

02:20:33.000 How much time does he need off?

02:20:34.000 Enough time for those guys to fight in the winter.

02:20:36.000 That's interesting.

02:20:37.000 That's interesting.

02:20:38.000 Do you agree with that?

02:20:39.000 Do you think that's a good idea?

02:20:40.000 I do.

02:20:40.000 To have Kane fight Fabrizio again?

02:20:42.000 I do, because if you have Kane and Fabrizio both wait and fight different guys, you know what I'm saying?

02:20:47.000 You could have that.

02:20:47.000 That could be a headliner, too.

02:20:48.000 Fuck yeah, it's a headliner. 1.00

02:20:51.000 207. 1.00

02:20:52.000 Yeah.

02:20:53.000 What's that, Jamie?

02:20:54.000 The December 30th one.

02:20:55.000 Oh, New Year's Eve.

02:20:56.000 So there'll probably be the Ronda Rousey fight.

02:20:58.000 If she comes back, she'll probably be on the New Year's Eve card.

02:21:01.000 That's usually their biggest card.

02:21:03.000 You think that's gonna happen?

02:21:04.000 Who knows, man.

02:21:05.000 She's definitely, uh... You don't know?

02:21:08.000 I mean, you're all over him.

02:21:11.000 I have no idea about this.

02:21:13.000 You don't really know.

02:21:13.000 This is cool.

02:21:14.000 They're shaking hands and he's giving them props.

02:21:17.000 Is he retiring right now?

02:21:18.000 I don't know.

02:21:19.000 I think he is.

02:21:26.000 I wish we judged the fight on how you look after the fight.

02:21:30.000 Legend, son.

02:21:32.000 That's cool.

02:21:34.000 Good for Bisping, man.

02:21:35.000 What did he just say?

02:21:35.000 How did he reply to that?

02:21:37.000 I don't know.

02:21:37.000 What did he say?

02:21:38.000 I don't know.

02:21:41.000 I wish we judged the fight on how you look after the fight.

02:21:43.000 How rude.

02:21:45.000 How rude.

02:21:47.000 It was a great fight. 1.00

02:21:48.000 It was a great fucking fight. 1.00

02:21:49.000 When they look back at Bisping's career when they do a documentary on that shit, like on HBO, if it ended right now, fuck. 1.00

02:21:58.000 Look at the guys he's beat. 1.00

02:21:59.000 UK legend.

02:22:00.000 Well, yeah, he's by far the biggest thing that ever happened in UK MMA.

02:22:02.000 But you look at his career, look at the guys he's lost to.

02:22:05.000 Most of them are TRT guys, and look at the guys he's beat.

02:22:07.000 Okay, but the UK is Ireland, right?

02:22:09.000 Didn't we establish that?

02:22:11.000 It's not?

02:22:12.000 Someone tweeted and said no.

02:22:13.000 No, sorry folks.

02:22:14.000 We're so sorry.

02:22:15.000 All you people over there, we don't know.

02:22:18.000 8 day geography?

02:22:20.000 We don't know.

02:22:21.000 We don't know who your king is. 1.00

02:22:22.000 There's a lot of shit we don't know. 1.00

02:22:24.000 Hey, kings are fucking cool. 1.00

02:22:25.000 I wish we had a king better than what the fuck we got now. 0.99

02:22:28.000 I don't think they have kings in Ireland. 1.00

02:22:29.000 I'd rather have a goddamn king. 1.00

02:22:30.000 Damn, Eddie's upset. 1.00

02:22:31.000 I don't think Ireland has kings. 1.00

02:22:31.000 Bring back the guillotine! 1.00

02:22:34.000 Ireland doesn't have kings. 0.98

02:22:35.000 I don't think so.

02:22:36.000 I wish I knew. 1.00

02:22:38.000 We all sound like complete dumbasses. 0.99

02:22:39.000 But England doesn't have kings either. 0.99

02:22:40.000 They have princes and queens.

02:22:42.000 Oh, they're going to show the Brad Pickett-Uri Alcantara fight.

02:22:45.000 This is a one round.

02:22:46.000 Spoiler alert.

02:22:47.000 Oh, there it is.

02:22:47.000 Official name of the UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

02:22:51.000 Okay.

02:22:52.000 Official name of the UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

02:22:55.000 But I thought Ireland and Northern Ireland were pretty much united now.

02:22:59.000 Hey, bro.

02:22:59.000 So England, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland are the United Kingdom?

02:23:03.000 Hmm, okay.

02:23:05.000 Although most of Ireland is now independent.

02:23:08.000 Interesting.

02:23:10.000 Huh, okay. 0.99

02:23:10.000 Irish people are just clowning us right now. 0.99

02:23:12.000 Yeah, they're like, they don't know shit about us. 1.00

02:23:15.000 He can't even do a fucking Irish accent. 1.00

02:23:18.000 Joey could do an Irish accent. 1.00

02:23:20.000 Kenny?

02:23:20.000 He could do Conor McGregor.

02:23:22.000 Kenny?

02:23:23.000 Didn't you just do Joey doing Conor McGregor?

02:23:25.000 That'd be tough.

02:23:26.000 I probably did it.

02:23:27.000 You forgot about that.

02:23:29.000 Good, I forgot.

02:23:29.000 That's a classic.

02:23:30.000 You can do Joey. 0.99

02:23:31.000 It's one of the funniest shit ever. 1.00

02:23:32.000 Look at this, holy shit. 1.00

02:23:33.000 Yuri Alcantara all over Brad Pickett. 1.00

02:23:36.000 Brad Pickett's had some goddamn wars in his career. 0.98

02:23:39.000 Didn't Brad Pickett, uh... Who did he knock out? 0.99

02:23:42.000 Well, he hurt... In W.C.

02:23:43.000 Well, he's knocked out a bunch of guys.

02:23:45.000 No, but he's knocked out a big, big time dude.

02:23:48.000 That would surprise you.

02:23:50.000 Was it Benavides?

02:23:50.000 In an order that would surprise you.

02:23:52.000 No.

02:23:52.000 Who was it?

02:23:53.000 Big time guy.

02:23:54.000 Can you bring that up, Jay?

02:23:55.000 No, he didn't knock out Benavides, right?

02:23:56.000 He didn't knock out Benavides' Mighty Mouse.

02:23:59.000 Did he knock out Mighty Mouse?

02:24:01.000 I don't think so.

02:24:03.000 No, I don't think so. 0.99

02:24:04.000 No, uh, Brad Pickett knocked someone the fuck out. 0.76

02:24:07.000 See if you can find out, Brad Pickett's, uh... Early career, WCA. 0.78

02:24:11.000 Oh! 0.60

02:24:12.000 Dude, spinning elbow to the temple.

02:24:15.000 Oh, man.

02:24:15.000 Please.

02:24:15.000 Got an elbow to the temple.

02:24:18.000 Nasty punches.

02:24:19.000 Hope they caught that on, uh, on super slo-mo. 0.52

02:24:23.000 Nasty ground and pound.

02:24:24.000 See what he's doing?

02:24:25.000 He's passing.

02:24:25.000 He's never, he never went to his knees.

02:24:27.000 He passed standing.

02:24:29.000 Now he's on his knees.

02:24:30.000 Once he passes, he didn't get on his knees until he passed.

02:24:33.000 That beautiful mount.

02:24:35.000 Look at this.

02:24:35.000 He's going to set up a standing triangle.

02:24:39.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:24:40.000 Damn, that was nasty. 1.00

02:24:42.000 Oh, sick transition. 1.00

02:24:45.000 Oh my god, both at the same time.

02:24:47.000 Look at this.

02:24:48.000 Amazing transition.

02:24:49.000 Beautiful, beautiful.

02:24:51.000 Picket already dazed.

02:24:53.000 Beautiful.

02:24:53.000 Amazing.

02:24:54.000 That's the way jiu-jitsu's supposed to look.

02:24:56.000 Just like that.

02:24:57.000 It's supposed to look just like that.

02:24:58.000 We need a highlight reel of that.

02:25:00.000 That was pretty stunning.

02:25:01.000 Your average jiu-jitsu school, that happens all the time.

02:25:04.000 Keep going down for me.

02:25:06.000 Look up left.

02:25:06.000 That's his record right there.

02:25:08.000 Jeez.

02:25:08.000 Keep going down for me.

02:25:09.000 It's one that could surprise you.

02:25:11.000 Wordy all the way down to 2007.

02:25:13.000 I know, so keep going. 1.00

02:25:15.000 Damn. 1.00

02:25:16.000 God. 1.00

02:25:16.000 Hold. 1.00

02:25:17.000 Let me see. 0.80

02:25:18.000 Am I batshit crazy?

02:25:19.000 That's Brad Pickett? 0.69

02:25:20.000 Hold on.

02:25:20.000 I'm thinking about someone else.

02:25:22.000 No, I'm missing one.

02:25:24.000 Demetrius Johnson.

02:25:26.000 Yeah, Demetrius Johnson.

02:25:27.000 He beat him.

02:25:27.000 Sorry, he didn't knock him out.

02:25:29.000 He beat Demetrius Johnson. 1.00

02:25:30.000 Damn. 0.99

02:25:31.000 Interesting. 0.99

02:25:32.000 2006 years ago.

02:25:32.000 He beat Demetrius Johnson.

02:25:33.000 How crazy is that?

02:25:34.000 You don't think about it.

02:25:35.000 Brad Pickett six years ago.

02:25:36.000 You were right.

02:25:37.000 You knew it.

02:25:37.000 I apologize.

02:25:38.000 I called knockout, but I know it's a big win.

02:25:41.000 That's a big win.

02:25:42.000 That's crazy though, right?

02:25:43.000 That's a crazy win. 1.00

02:25:44.000 Pat Pickett's a motherfucker. 1.00

02:25:45.000 Yeah, well, he's a really good striker. 1.00

02:25:46.000 This Brazilian said, huh? 1.00

02:25:47.000 How come no one brings that shit up? 1.00

02:25:49.000 Ever. 1.00

02:25:49.000 You beat Demetrius Johnson. 1.00

02:25:50.000 Ever.

02:25:51.000 I know.

02:25:51.000 So did Dominic Cruz.

02:25:52.000 Powerful alpha brain bringing that out of my brain. 1.00

02:25:55.000 Damn, dude. 1.00

02:25:57.000 Meanwhile, Kell Brook, we could not remember Kell Brook, both of us. 1.00

02:26:00.000 Dry.

02:26:01.000 Dry as dust.

02:26:02.000 God, nothing.

02:26:03.000 Searching for water.

02:26:04.000 I was just looking for something. 0.85

02:26:06.000 Just a freaking hint.

02:26:08.000 That happens so often to me, man.

02:26:10.000 I'm wondering, like, when is it going to, like, obviously I'm 49, and obviously my brain is not going to work in 40 years. 0.91

02:26:18.000 Like, when I'm 89, for sure it's gonna suck.

02:26:20.000 So, like, when does it start to slide?

02:26:22.000 Is it gonna start next year?

02:26:23.000 Keep up with that on at AlphaBrain, man.

02:26:25.000 I'm doing my best, but it's not gonna work for 300 years.

02:26:29.000 Helio Gracie was 96, and he was still speaking like he was 29.

02:26:33.000 But technology, Mike.

02:26:36.000 I don't want that.

02:26:37.000 Where'd you read this?

02:26:58.000 In some German website.

02:27:01.000 They could keep you alive?

02:27:02.000 Was it a pop-up on that Tower 7 website?

02:27:05.000 I said, what if?

02:27:09.000 What if? 0.98

02:27:10.000 If they could take your brain out and keep you conscious on your brain, where you could actually make shit happen with just your brain, but they can't figure out 0.89

02:27:18.000 They haven't figured out how to take your brain and put it on another body, but it was coming. 0.89

02:27:22.000 They're doing some experiments.

02:27:23.000 Would you do it?

02:27:24.000 In your 85?

02:27:25.000 When I was 100, I would.

02:27:26.000 You gotta do it while you're alive! 0.57

02:27:29.000 So basically you gotta commit suicide, and then they have you in your brain, and then you're in the hospital, and then they gotta bring you home. 0.93

02:27:34.000 You'd have to be like Brain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

02:27:36.000 Do you remember that guy? 0.60

02:27:37.000 Just a brain.

02:27:38.000 Something.

02:27:39.000 They have like a map of the future laid out, and you have to commit to this map of the future.

02:27:43.000 They gotta go, look, right now, we can't put you in another body, but we have to keep your body in this gel for at least three years before we put you in another body.

02:27:52.000 And you can still talk to your homies? 0.98

02:27:53.000 The way we have it projected, the brain in the body?

02:27:58.000 Oh, so he's got like a super robot body.

02:28:00.000 From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

02:28:00.000 What are we looking at?

02:28:01.000 That was Shredder's main homie. 1.00

02:28:05.000 That's what I'm talking about right there.

02:28:06.000 But imagine if they said, look, what we've determined is that the brain has to stay in this solution for three years.

02:28:12.000 So for three years, you are going to be trapped in this brain, but you'll stay alive. 1.00

02:28:16.000 You'll know that you're alive and you're fucked. 0.99

02:28:18.000 And we just don't know what it's going to be like. 0.99

02:28:23.000 But after three years, we don't know how you're going to deal with the fact that you couldn't talk, you couldn't tell anybody you were okay, you had to survive inside of this jar for three years as a brain.

02:28:33.000 It's like an electro with an eye so that you could see out your brain. 0.98

02:28:37.000 So you can't talk, you can't communicate, but the people that know you, your homies, your family, they could just put it on fucking TV, they go, he loves this shit, boom, and they could see that electric eye blinking. 0.98

02:28:50.000 So you're kind of paralyzed. 0.99

02:28:51.000 For three years.

02:28:52.000 You're paralyzed.

02:28:53.000 You're doing a jail term.

02:28:54.000 You're doing a jail term for three years, but you're in solitary.

02:28:57.000 If I was 100 and my balls were right down to the ground, my back gave out, I would do it.

02:29:00.000 Can you imagine dudes at game? 1.00

02:29:01.000 Girls that fall in love with brains and shit. 1.00

02:29:03.000 Can you imagine that? 1.00

02:29:05.000 They can't communicate.

02:29:06.000 There's no communicating, bro.

02:29:08.000 You can't communicate. 1.00

02:29:08.000 But eventually the smart motherfuckers can communicate. 1.00

02:29:11.000 Little by little. 1.00

02:29:12.000 They can make little clicks.

02:29:14.000 They make little clicks. 0.99

02:29:15.000 You fucked up the movie. 0.98

02:29:17.000 Evolution is evolution. 0.99

02:29:18.000 And there's gonna be a couple brains that can do clicks for yes, clicks for no. 0.76

02:29:22.000 No, no, no.

02:29:22.000 You're in a bowl of jello.

02:29:24.000 This is my thought.

02:29:25.000 My thought is you're doing three years in a bowl of jello.

02:29:27.000 When you come out, we have to hope that you can psychologically survive the fact that for three years... Do you have an electronic eye?

02:29:33.000 Can you see anything?

02:29:34.000 Do you stick a little pshht in your eye? 0.83

02:29:37.000 Hey, you know what, Sock?

02:29:38.000 What's your old lady gonna do for three years? 1.00

02:29:40.000 Take Blake Dix. 0.99

02:29:42.000 He just wants to see people jerking off. 1.00

02:29:48.000 Mongols. 0.99

02:29:49.000 Mongols. 1.00

02:29:50.000 They're gonna come in and they're gonna fuck her in tents. 1.00

02:29:53.000 And you're watching. 1.00

02:29:54.000 And you can tell by the brain aura and the color.

02:29:57.000 You put Torn on and it goes... The brain starts pulsing.

02:30:00.000 Eesh.

02:30:01.000 Eesh.

02:30:02.000 Eesh.

02:30:05.000 Eastern block dudes with big giant square heads, super aggressive with face tattoos. 0.99

02:30:13.000 It's the frequency of the brain. 0.81

02:30:15.000 You guys are ruining my movie.

02:30:22.000 In my movie, the brain is just... the torture is there's just no way you can express yourself.

02:30:26.000 I'm not watching this terrible movie.

02:30:28.000 They can't read into your brain.

02:30:30.000 The brain will pulse.

02:30:31.000 They can't read your brain.

02:30:32.000 Your brain is in suspended animation.

02:30:34.000 It'll pulse.

02:30:34.000 It'll have more blood rushing to it.

02:30:36.000 Nope.

02:30:37.000 Are you kidding?

02:30:38.000 For three years it's in some sort of a bio-genetic... 1.00

02:30:46.000 That's some bullshit. 1.00

02:30:47.000 Cam's like, what the fuck did I sign up for? 1.00

02:30:49.000 Black helicopters. 1.00

02:30:50.000 Black helicopters.

02:30:51.000 He brings strippers and he's like, there's no coincidence. 0.99

02:30:55.000 This conspiracy theorist would say, he fucking knows what's up. 0.99

02:30:58.000 And the skeptics were like, you don't know, it's just a brain. 1.00

02:31:00.000 The skeptics.

02:31:01.000 What happened?

02:31:03.000 Drunks.

02:31:03.000 Too many drinks.

02:31:05.000 You fed the green man after midnight.

02:31:07.000 He's like Gizmo.

02:31:08.000 Don't feed him after midnight.

02:31:09.000 Definitely making sense.

02:31:10.000 For sure.

02:31:11.000 No, it's so for sure.

02:31:12.000 It makes sense.

02:31:13.000 I mean, if anyone has made sense ever.

02:31:15.000 It's right now.

02:31:17.000 Okay, Brendan.

02:31:18.000 Why are you siding with Joe?

02:31:19.000 Do you hate me? 0.68

02:31:21.000 You hate me! 1.00

02:31:22.000 I'll eat you secretly. 0.99

02:31:27.000 Listen, it's totally logical.

02:31:29.000 Okay.

02:31:30.000 Yeah, you guys' movie was cool.

02:31:31.000 Do you think, though, that... Here's the fucked up thing. 0.97

02:31:35.000 If you do die, right, and they can take your brain and transport it into another body and rig up some thing for you... Easy. 0.99

02:31:43.000 What if we find out, though, that death is not really death?

02:31:47.000 That all these ancient religions were on to something?

02:31:50.000 Is that death is a portal to another experience that you haven't entered into yet?

02:31:55.000 Have you ever done Ayahuasca?

02:31:56.000 That'd be awesome.

02:31:57.000 I haven't done that.

02:31:58.000 But I've done DMT, obviously, which is the main thing in ayahuasca, which is what your body produces when you're dying.

02:32:04.000 Didn't I do DMT with you?

02:32:05.000 Or was it someone else?

02:32:06.000 Yes, you did.

02:32:07.000 Was it someone else?

02:32:08.000 It was you, right?

02:32:08.000 You did five methoxy DMT.

02:32:11.000 You know what?

02:32:12.000 And it was a very spiritual experience.

02:32:13.000 It made me believe that there... I believe in a higher power.

02:32:18.000 I don't know what it is.

02:32:19.000 I don't know if it's that bearded dude.

02:32:20.000 I don't know if it's the Allah dude.

02:32:22.000 I don't know if it's the Jewish dude.

02:32:24.000 I don't know if it's the African dude or the Inca dude. 1.00

02:32:26.000 But there's some kind of shit 1.00

02:32:28.000 There's something in my opinion. 1.00

02:32:31.000 This is just my opinion.

02:32:32.000 Something created us.

02:32:34.000 There is a creator of some sort. 1.00

02:32:35.000 It could be a fucking computer simulation. 0.99

02:32:38.000 People believe that. 1.00

02:32:39.000 Everyone believes in computer simulations.

02:32:41.000 Oh, that could be true. 0.99

02:32:42.000 Neil deGrasse fucking Tyson says it. 0.98

02:32:44.000 So that could be true that we're in a computer simulation. 0.98

02:32:48.000 But when you start talking about like a creator, a higher power, whatever God.

02:32:54.000 What is that noise?

02:32:55.000 No, I'm following that. 0.99

02:32:57.000 But people at home don't know what the fuck you're doing. 0.99

02:33:00.000 You're pointing all that. 1.00

02:33:02.000 I'm just saying, that fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson. 0.99

02:33:05.000 He doesn't like Neil deGrasse Tyson because he represents absolute facts that can't be argued with. 1.00

02:33:09.000 That shit's dangerous for a conspiracy theorist. 0.99

02:33:11.000 If Neil walked in right now, I would love it. 1.00

02:33:15.000 Oh my God.

02:33:16.000 You know what I would do?

02:33:18.000 If Neil deGrasse Tyson walked in right now,

02:33:21.000 So what was your point?

02:33:23.000 I don't remember. 0.96

02:33:43.000 It was about if you die in your brain. 0.65

02:33:45.000 Oh, for the next chapter. 0.66

02:33:46.000 Yeah, it's just another portal.

02:33:47.000 Here's the point.

02:33:48.000 We don't know.

02:33:49.000 Look, I've said this before, but I'll say it again.

02:33:52.000 Nobody's scared to sleep, but everybody's scared to die.

02:33:56.000 Everybody wants to go to sleep.

02:33:57.000 Everybody does.

02:33:58.000 We look forward to it.

02:33:59.000 We look forward to shutting off because we know that we're going to come back.

02:34:02.000 But everybody's terrified of death.

02:34:04.000 And we don't understand sleep.

02:34:06.000 We don't know why we need it. 0.99

02:34:07.000 We don't know what the fuck happens. 0.94

02:34:08.000 We don't know what dreams are. 0.99

02:34:10.000 We don't understand what kind of psychedelic chemicals are being produced by our own brains while we're out cold.

02:34:15.000 We don't know what the experience is like.

02:34:17.000 We know we come back with crazy memories.

02:34:19.000 And some people are capable of manipulating those memories or manipulating that experience and they have lucid dreaming.

02:34:25.000 I have to just... I've had brief moments of lucid dreaming and I've never put any effort whatsoever into trying to get good at it.

02:34:33.000 But I know that some people do.

02:34:34.000 They concentrate on it all the time.

02:34:36.000 I've done it.

02:34:37.000 Yeah, I'm sure you have.

02:34:38.000 I used to sleep with DVDs.

02:34:40.000 Yeah, there's a lot.

02:34:41.000 But my point is we don't know what it is.

02:34:44.000 We don't know what death is.

02:34:45.000 We're so convinced that this state of being awake is the only state that exists.

02:34:51.000 But we already know of another state that we have no evidence. 0.71

02:34:54.000 When we are alive, when you're walking through life, you're watching the UFC, you're driving your car, you have no fucking idea what was going on for eight hours of your day. 0.96

02:35:03.000 You don't.

02:35:04.000 You wake up, oh, my alarm clock went up.

02:35:07.000 Time to get up. 1.00

02:35:08.000 You have evidence based on a few fucking slideshows of ridiculousness that took place in your imagination, air quotes, in the last eight fucking hours. 0.99

02:35:21.000 We're not talking about five minutes of your day. 1.00

02:35:23.000 We're talking about eight fucking hours of your day where you have to shut your head off. 0.99

02:35:28.000 Well, you literally have no idea what's going on around you. 1.00

02:35:31.000 You have no idea.

02:35:33.000 You have faith that you're going to wake up because you've woken up every other day for your whole life. 0.99

02:35:40.000 That alone is fucking bizarre. 0.92

02:35:42.000 That you would have any confidence whatsoever as to what happens when you die, and that you could tell me that you know for sure. 1.00

02:35:49.000 You don't know what the fuck happens when you go to sleep, bitch. 1.00

02:35:52.000 Boom, bitches. 1.00

02:35:52.000 You don't have a goddamn clue as to what the fuck happens when your eyes are closed and you're... 1.00

02:35:59.000 To die, something has to fail. 1.00

02:36:01.000 What's going on in your brain? 0.97

02:36:02.000 We don't know.

02:36:03.000 We don't know. 0.95

02:36:05.000 We're all basing our rudimentary understanding of normal, awake consciousness, which for a guy like me that's not a brain scientist, or you, or anybody in this room, we don't fucking know. 0.73

02:36:17.000 We barely understand consciousness.

02:36:19.000 On the highest levels of science, they barely understand what consciousness is.

02:36:24.000 There's arguments as to what causes it.

02:36:26.000 There's arguments as to what defines it.

02:36:29.000 Does a plant conscious?

02:36:31.000 Plants can detect when animals are chewing next to them. 0.99

02:36:34.000 Plants, they excrete certain chemicals to make themselves taste like shit when they hear caterpillar sounds from a tape recorder. 0.99

02:36:41.000 Is that conscious? 1.00

02:36:42.000 No?

02:36:43.000 Okay.

02:36:43.000 What about a dog?

02:36:44.000 My dog knows when I'm pulling into the driveway.

02:36:46.000 He starts barking.

02:36:47.000 He gets excited to see me.

02:36:48.000 Is he conscious?

02:36:49.000 No.

02:36:49.000 What about a Venus flytrap?

02:36:51.000 Exactly!

02:36:52.000 Or how about those ones on the Amazon that eat rats?

02:36:54.000 They get this crazy thing that looks like a trumpet, a rat falls into it and it dissolves the rat. 0.99

02:36:59.000 It's like, bitch, you're never getting out. 1.00

02:37:00.000 Little shop of horrors. 1.00

02:37:01.000 Dude, there's fucking all kinds of crazy shit that you can say. 1.00

02:37:04.000 What's up with that? 1.00

02:37:05.000 Part plant, part animal.

02:37:06.000 Venus flytrap. 1.00

02:37:07.000 Remember on TV when I was a kid, you could order that shit. 0.99

02:37:10.000 That was an infomercial. 0.99

02:37:11.000 You can still get those and ant farms.

02:37:13.000 You can still buy them.

02:37:14.000 You can still buy them anywhere. 1.00

02:37:19.000 I believe I think I had one your ex-wife that shit, right? 1.00

02:37:29.000 They eat flies in your house. 1.00

02:37:30.000 Yeah, leave the window open come on in bitch. 1.00

02:37:32.000 Yeah, you know pull a little fucking it's the dog shit What is the biggest fly trap never recorded? 1.00

02:37:37.000 Can you imagine one like? 1.00

02:37:39.000 Little Shop of Horrors, remember that shit? 1.00

02:37:41.000 Eight people. 1.00

02:37:41.000 Was that based on realism? 1.00

02:37:43.000 How come they can't eat rat, but they can't eat people?

02:37:45.000 Of course it could be something. 0.99

02:37:46.000 Like, if you went back to the dinosaur days, I guarantee there was all sorts of plants that were eating shit that slipped up. 0.99

02:37:51.000 For sure. 0.98

02:37:52.000 Eating, like, ancient raccoons or whatever the fuck there was around 65 million years ago. 0.98

02:37:56.000 Sloths. 0.99

02:37:56.000 But what if that was the dinosaurs? 0.99

02:37:59.000 Do you think that's the same guy that thinks that the earth is flat?

02:38:02.000 You put out a video about dinosaurs being fake.

02:38:05.000 Problem with that, of course, is we have bones.

02:38:06.000 There's fossils.

02:38:07.000 There's a shitload of them.

02:38:09.000 And the museums, there's no bones.

02:38:11.000 A lot of them are bones.

02:38:13.000 A lot of them, but that's not true.

02:38:15.000 See, here's the thing.

02:38:16.000 When you're looking at a fossil,

02:38:18.000 What you're looking at is not necessarily really a bone.

02:38:21.000 What it is is where minerals have taken place of where the bone used to be.

02:38:26.000 What a fossilized, like, have you ever seen a Megalodon tooth?

02:38:29.000 Like a shark tooth?

02:38:30.000 On Discovery Channel.

02:38:32.000 Bud Brutzman had one on his office.

02:38:34.000 Oh, no, no, I didn't see Bud.

02:38:34.000 Remember we had that conversation?

02:38:36.000 We had a conversation about it.

02:38:37.000 And Bud was telling me this is a Megalodon tooth.

02:38:40.000 And I said, sort of.

02:38:41.000 It is kind of a Megalodon tooth, but it really is a fossil of a Megalodon tooth.

02:38:45.000 What that means is over millions and millions and millions of years, the actual tooth itself is changed by the ground and it becomes mineralized and it becomes like a rock.

02:38:57.000 So it's the shape of a Megalodon tooth.

02:38:59.000 But it's not exactly the same as was in the Megalodon's mouth 69 million years ago.

02:39:04.000 But it's close.

02:39:05.000 It has to be close.

02:39:06.000 It's the actual shape.

02:39:08.000 The shape of it.

02:39:09.000 But it's not a tooth.

02:39:10.000 Right.

02:39:10.000 Do you remember?

02:39:25.000 who worked on the JFK administration.

02:39:28.000 He was the Chief of Special Operations for the Joint Chiefs of Staff under the JFK administration.

02:39:36.000 His name is L. Fletcher Prouty.

02:39:39.000 Prouty. 0.66

02:39:40.000 L. Fletcher Prouty.

02:39:41.000 Look that dude up. 0.99

02:39:42.000 What he says about oil, holy shit what that dude says about oil. 0.96

02:39:46.000 He said, this is what he said, I don't know if it's true, I'm not a geologist, I'm not an oil, he says that 0.98

02:39:53.000 I think?

02:40:15.000 This is what this dude's saying!

02:40:17.000 He might be right, but there was a really interesting book that I read that I'm thinking about this today because today I was throwing some, I was giving some books away actually to Goodwill.

02:40:25.000 We're putting them in boxes, books that I read that I'm not gonna read again.

02:40:27.000 And one of them was Black Gold Stranglehold. 0.94

02:40:30.000 And there's a really controversial book that I read, I don't remember who wrote it, Jamie, see if you can pull that up, but it was by a guy who was saying that oil is actually a natural process, and it's a natural process of the earth, and that the idea that it was created by fossils or, and then later the theory was that plants, plants like rotting would create this oil.

02:40:50.000 He said it's a natural process of the earth itself, and it's constantly renewing.

02:40:54.000 That kind of makes sense, right?

02:40:55.000 That's what Fletcher Prouty said.

02:40:57.000 He also said this, too.

02:40:58.000 He said the reason we think it's fossil fuel is because John D. Rockefeller in 1892 sent a group of paid-off scientists to this big scientific committee on organic matter in Geneva in 1892.

02:41:13.000 He sent these scientists just so that they can put in that petroleum is organic.

02:41:19.000 And it contains hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon.

02:41:21.000 So he knew that if they passed that, that if he can say that petroleum is organic matter, then people will believe that it's going to run out.

02:41:30.000 But it was all a complete hoax.

02:41:31.000 That's what Al Fletcher Prouty... You can get that book for $2.

02:41:34.000 Yeah, that's used though, dude.

02:41:36.000 That's used.

02:41:37.000 So apparently, there's all these oil, trillions of gallons of oils are bursting up all over the world, but you won't see it in American media because they want everyone to think that it's not abundant.

02:41:49.000 It's so cheap.

02:41:50.000 We have so much oil in Alaska and all over the United States that it's cheaper just to get it from the Middle East.

02:41:57.000 It's so much cheaper.

02:41:58.000 Just like it's cheaper to make products in China than to make it here. 0.98

02:42:00.000 We can make it here, but it's way cheaper to just fucking make it in China. 0.98

02:42:03.000 Hold on a second. 0.92

02:42:04.000 Do you know that most of the oil that we get is actually from fracking now?

02:42:07.000 The Middle East is not where we get most of our oil anymore.

02:42:11.000 I don't know.

02:42:11.000 Things are changing.

02:42:15.000 It's a big issue with fracking.

02:42:17.000 But according to this dude, if you look at him... See, that's the problem.

02:42:20.000 If it's one guy... It's five minutes he talks about it.

02:42:23.000 There's no way we're watching that.

02:42:26.000 My head will explode.

02:42:26.000 He might be right.

02:42:29.000 Finding out that there's an oil hoax going on.

02:42:32.000 It's possible.

02:42:33.000 You don't want to hear that?

02:42:36.000 It's possible.

02:42:37.000 Here's the thing.

02:42:38.000 It's entirely possible that the myth of the earth creating oil through dead things and it being a limited resource is possible.

02:42:46.000 And the reason why we know it's possible is because whenever there's money to be made by manipulating the facts, there's a bunch of people that are willing to do that.

02:42:53.000 What we know about the most recent history is that the sugar industry paid scientists untold amounts of money to lie and say that saturated fats were the cause of heart disease and that take the blame off of sugar.

02:43:07.000 And this is a really recent study.

02:43:10.000 Or a really recent, rather, revelation. 1.00

02:43:41.000 We're going to pay off the scientists so we can fool these gullible motherfuckers. 1.00

02:43:47.000 That's what's going on. 1.00

02:43:48.000 Everyone's getting fooled.

02:43:49.000 Hold on a second.

02:43:50.000 Let's see what it says here.

02:43:52.000 I can't see.

02:43:53.000 There's a camera in the way here.

02:43:54.000 Can you scroll up, please?

02:43:54.000 It says oil prices were about 60% lower than they were two years ago, yet BP reports U.S.

02:44:00.000 oil reserves are now at an all-time high.

02:44:03.000 Up to 55 billion barrels, nearly double what we had just 20 years ago.

02:44:06.000 This search demonstrates how even our best experts are limited in their ability to appreciate just how much oil we have and can produce. 0.94

02:44:14.000 So, it's entirely possible that they were hoodwinked early on, but it's also entirely possible that they pretended they knew how the fuck oil was created in a way that would benefit them. 0.77

02:44:24.000 Like they'd say, oh, we have a limited supply, so therefore we've got to... 0.98

02:44:27.000 Remember in the 1970s, man, when they fucked up our cars? 0.98

02:44:31.000 We had the dopest fucking muscle cars in the world. 1.00

02:44:34.000 American muscle cars in the 1960s were the shit. 1.00

02:44:37.000 But then when Jimmy Carter got in office, they sensed weakness. 1.00

02:44:40.000 Those motherfuckers jacked the oil rates up through the roof. 1.00

02:44:42.000 And because of that, we got Mustangs that looked like dog shit. 1.00

02:44:46.000 That was all according to L. Fletcher Prouty. 1.00

02:44:49.000 He said that was all part of the game.

02:44:52.000 Make it seem like there's a shortage.

02:44:54.000 Cause chaos in the United States.

02:44:57.000 It was all part of the program. 0.97

02:44:59.000 That's how they get the prices of barrels so goddamn high. 0.82

02:45:03.000 If people knew that oil was never going to run out. 0.95

02:45:06.000 This is what L. Fletcher Prouty said.

02:45:07.000 If this one dude though, let's Google L. Fletcher Prouty debunked.

02:45:11.000 Google him.

02:45:12.000 Yeah, just Google that.

02:45:14.000 So this isn't a conspiracy theory.

02:45:16.000 Debunked.

02:45:17.000 Okay.

02:45:17.000 I mean, you never know.

02:45:18.000 Okay.

02:45:20.000 But you want to know whether he's right or whether he's crazy, right?

02:45:24.000 So it's good to find something debunking.

02:45:27.000 There's always going to be assassins out there.

02:45:29.000 Yeah, but you know, you might be right.

02:45:31.000 You might be right.

02:45:33.000 That might be right, or they might be legitimate scientists that are exposing a guy who doesn't exactly know what he's talking about.

02:45:39.000 That's entirely possible, too.

02:45:41.000 You never know.

02:45:41.000 It's not just one guy.

02:45:42.000 There's plenty of guys.

02:45:43.000 No, but you keep bringing up this one guy.

02:45:44.000 I'll bring up more guys.

02:45:45.000 Right there.

02:45:45.000 That one, Jamie Snopes.

02:45:46.000 Hold on, hold on.

02:45:47.000 YouTube, the oil deception.

02:45:49.000 Let's go to Snopes.

02:45:51.000 Hold on, hold on.

02:45:52.000 YouTube, the oil deception.

02:45:54.000 It's a five-part documentary on a guy breaking it all down for you.

02:45:59.000 Just see if you find anything about his credentials.

02:46:02.000 That Snopes post is 12 years old and it's just a message board.

02:46:04.000 Okay, so that you can't really count.

02:46:06.000 So we'll just find something.

02:46:07.000 See if you find something.

02:46:08.000 Listen to him.

02:46:09.000 It's two minutes.

02:46:09.000 Listen to him.

02:46:11.000 How could you not be interested in listening to this guy?

02:46:14.000 I do, I do, but not right now.

02:46:15.000 I'm your boy telling you this is legit.

02:46:18.000 You're doubting me.

02:46:19.000 What does it say?

02:46:19.000 No, I'm not doubting you.

02:46:20.000 I'm doubting the people that have informed you.

02:46:22.000 Listen to it.

02:46:23.000 Is he telling the truth or a bunch of tall tales?

02:46:25.000 Well, listen to it.

02:46:27.000 He's a Kennedy assassination expert.

02:46:29.000 What website is this?

02:46:32.000 You think Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK?

02:46:36.000 Hold on, hold on. 1.00

02:46:38.000 He's fucking with you, man. 1.00

02:46:39.000 How am I shocked? 1.00

02:46:41.000 Of course I knew that.

02:46:42.000 I knew that.

02:46:42.000 What's the website?

02:46:43.000 It's just from a college website.

02:46:46.000 I was trying to figure it out.

02:46:48.000 Dot edu?

02:46:48.000 What is it?

02:46:49.000 I can't tell.

02:46:50.000 What do you mean you can't tell?

02:46:51.000 What is the URL?

02:46:52.000 Dot M-U. 1.00

02:46:53.000 Missouri University.

02:46:55.000 Oh, okay.

02:46:55.000 Minnesota?

02:46:56.000 I'm not sure.

02:46:57.000 Hmm.

02:46:57.000 So it could be a student-created website.

02:47:00.000 Is that what you're saying?

02:47:01.000 Yeah.

02:47:01.000 It's entirely possible.

02:47:02.000 See?

02:47:03.000 This is the thing, man.

02:47:03.000 Listen to him talk.

02:47:04.000 Listen to him talk. 1.00

02:47:05.000 Don't read shit. 1.00

02:47:06.000 Just listen to him talk. 1.00

02:47:07.000 Just read that description, though, Eddie.

02:47:09.000 No, hold on.

02:47:10.000 Listen to him talk.

02:47:10.000 It says, he is one of the favorite people of conspiracy-oriented publications.

02:47:14.000 Because he's fucking honest. 0.98

02:47:15.000 Because he's honest. 0.99

02:47:16.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

02:47:17.000 Come on, dude.

02:47:18.000 He's honest.

02:47:20.000 Dude, where do you get your news from?

02:47:22.000 Cameron Haynes, this is everything you hoped for.

02:47:24.000 Tell me where you get your news from.

02:47:25.000 Name the station where you get your news the most from.

02:47:29.000 You know what I learned?

02:47:30.000 What?

02:47:31.000 The oil book is $2.

02:47:33.000 Where do you get your news from?

02:47:34.000 Washington Post, New York Times, CNN, MSNBC. 1.00

02:47:38.000 Oh my god, that's all the bullshit. 1.00

02:47:40.000 Washington Post? 1.00

02:47:41.000 You said CNN?

02:47:42.000 You get your news from CNN!

02:47:44.000 You watch MSNBC!

02:47:44.000 You get your news from CNN!

02:47:46.000 You said CNN!

02:47:47.000 You get your education from YouTube!

02:47:49.000 What are you talking about?

02:47:50.000 You get your news from CNN!

02:47:52.000 You said CNN!

02:47:53.000 I listed a bunch of channels! 0.99

02:47:54.000 I thought I stumped you because you knew it would be stupid to say CNN. 0.99

02:47:57.000 But you said it! 0.98

02:47:58.000 I listed a bunch of them!

02:48:00.000 Whatever you do, don't go to the news show for news.

02:48:02.000 CNN!

02:48:03.000 Where do you get your news?

02:48:04.000 Where do you get your news?

02:48:05.000 CNN?

02:48:05.000 Drudge Report.

02:48:05.000 You never say CNN, right?

02:48:06.000 Where do you get your truthful news?

02:48:08.000 This is what I try to do.

02:48:09.000 Drudge Report.

02:48:10.000 You gotta name one.

02:48:11.000 I know everybody gets it from several.

02:48:12.000 You gotta name one.

02:48:13.000 Oh my god, Eddie, please relax.

02:48:15.000 Name one.

02:48:15.000 Please relax.

02:48:16.000 We're gonna say everything.

02:48:17.000 Eddie, Eddie, please stop.

02:48:18.000 Does anybody listen to Drudge Report?

02:48:20.000 Read it?

02:48:20.000 Sometimes.

02:48:22.000 Hey, that's good news right there.

02:48:23.000 Sometimes.

02:48:24.000 Drudge Report is good.

02:48:24.000 Sometimes.

02:48:25.000 Here's the thing about the news.

02:48:26.000 Russia Today is good.

02:48:29.000 This is what I like to do.

02:48:30.000 When I go to the news, I like to go, I read something and I go, huh.

02:48:34.000 And then I go, alright, who else says this?

02:48:37.000 And then I go online, I Google it, and I go, huh.

02:48:40.000 I read a bunch of different, and this is all from being wrong.

02:48:43.000 This is all from getting committed to an idea and then finding out it's not true.

02:48:47.000 So then I go to a bunch of different ones. 0.96

02:48:48.000 And then when I go to a bunch of different ones, I try to figure out what the fuck is really going on. 0.82

02:48:54.000 Is there one site though? 0.93

02:48:55.000 Is there one site where you look and you go, nope.

02:48:58.000 CNN's been wrong.

02:49:02.000 They've been wrong about Benghazi.

02:49:04.000 I'm not saying CNN's right.

02:49:05.000 They were wrong about information that Hillary Clinton had.

02:49:07.000 For sure.

02:49:08.000 They were wrong about information the government had.

02:49:10.000 They have a limited amount of access to the actual facts of very complicated issues, like all journalists.

02:49:16.000 All journalists dealing with top secret issues have a limited amount of facts.

02:49:20.000 So you have to figure out who's biased.

02:49:22.000 Do you know Fox News is biased towards the right?

02:49:25.000 Absolutely.

02:49:25.000 Is MSNBC biased towards the left?

02:49:28.000 Absolutely.

02:49:29.000 Where's Salon.com fit in?

02:49:31.000 Far left.

02:49:31.000 Where's Drudge.com?

02:49:33.000 Far right.

02:49:34.000 Who's right?

02:49:35.000 Who's right?

02:49:35.000 Well, here's the thing.

02:49:36.000 Don't fucking have an opinion until you look at all of it. 1.00

02:49:41.000 Because there's a lot of bullshit and shenanigans going on. 1.00

02:49:44.000 On both sides! 1.00

02:49:46.000 And sometimes it takes a while to figure out what the fuck is right and what's wrong. 0.94

02:49:51.000 The problem is, confirmation bias is a real thing. 0.98

02:49:53.000 I've had it, you've had it, we've all had it.

02:49:55.000 We've all wanted Dan Henderson to win.

02:49:58.000 I was unbiased!

02:50:03.000 Sometimes when you see a fight like that, and I've been guilty of the same thing myself, you see a fight like that and you say, you won bro, you won!

02:50:09.000 And then people get mad at me, and they'll say mean things to me on Twitter because 0.99

02:50:14.000 You're a fuckin' bias, bro! 1.00

02:50:16.000 Fuckin' Dominic Cruz lost that fight, bro! 1.00

02:50:18.000 You know, fuckin' Conor McGregor was runnin', bro! 1.00

02:50:21.000 You know, it's gonna happen. 0.98

02:50:23.000 It's inevitable.

02:50:24.000 But our boy Eddie, he loves him some conspiracy theories.

02:50:27.000 That website I pulled up is from John C. McAdams, who also wrote a book on the JFK assassin called, uh, JFK Assassin Logic, How to Think About Claims of Conspiracy.

02:50:37.000 He described himself as a debunker by temperament and then so I found a page where he breaks down this Fletcher guy And he's not talking about the specific oil thing, but he does take a topic or a version of a story Proudy has when Eddie comes back in you do say not a word of this.

02:50:55.000 I don't want to get back forget 0.99

02:50:56.000 You guys fucked up. 1.00

02:50:57.000 You gave him the gremlin microphone. 1.00

02:50:59.000 But they call him Proudy-isms.

02:51:02.000 I mean, this is what he's known for.

02:51:03.000 This is what he's made his career on, it sounds like, is these conspiracy theories.

02:51:06.000 That's tough.

02:51:07.000 And, look, he might be a guy like Jim Morris.

02:51:09.000 There's another book I gave to Goodwill today.

02:51:11.000 Jim Morris had this alien agenda book.

02:51:13.000 And Jim Morris is also a guy who's a very famous...

02:51:17.000 That is an annoying sound.

02:51:19.000 You hear it? 1.00

02:51:20.000 You hear that shit? 1.00

02:51:20.000 Everybody hears that shit. 1.00

02:51:22.000 America hears that shit. 1.00

02:51:23.000 America... If you get a... Cameron Haynes, because he runs these fucking ultra marathons as he eats every 15 minutes. 1.00

02:51:29.000 I've been following this guy. 0.98

02:51:30.000 We've been hanging out elk hunting for the past week, so I've been trying to follow him up mountains.

02:51:34.000 This is what it's like.

02:51:35.000 It's like him running up the mountain, me running 60% up the mountain, and then going... 0.97

02:51:41.000 I have to take a deep breath, I have to take my hat off, I have to fan myself, and I have to follow him up the fuckin' mountain again. 0.92

02:51:47.000 Can you get Eddie another Corona so we can go deep in the black helicopter?

02:51:51.000 And I didn't mention this before, but when you take your hat off, that's like a shining thing. 0.85

02:51:56.000 I understood, but I knew that they weren't looking at me right then and there, so I had to fuckin' throw some... I had to throw some air in my head. 0.84

02:52:02.000 Oh, dude.

02:52:03.000 Dudes wear makeup.

02:52:04.000 Dudes have compacts.

02:52:05.000 It's like if you have a mirror.

02:52:06.000 Little compact. 0.99

02:52:06.000 You open it up, you put makeup all over your face and shit, you wear camo everywhere. 0.99

02:52:10.000 Hey, let me ask you, so you do all this running, what shoes do you do it in? 0.99

02:52:13.000 These right here.

02:52:15.000 I ran 200 miles in these shoes.

02:52:16.000 Are those Under Armours?

02:52:17.000 Yeah.

02:52:17.000 Well, I'm gonna get me some of those.

02:52:19.000 And, they say, keep hammering.

02:52:20.000 He's got his own shoes. 1.00

02:52:22.000 Damn, you got your own shoes? 1.00

02:52:23.000 What? 1.00

02:52:24.000 Yeah, he does.

02:52:25.000 I can get them online?

02:52:26.000 No.

02:52:26.000 You're like Kanye West!

02:52:27.000 If you want to run for fucking three days... I'll sack badasses! 1.00

02:52:30.000 If you want to run for three days, you get your own shoes.

02:52:34.000 He'd be good at sub-only no time limit. 1.00

02:52:35.000 Dude, this motherfucker doesn't get tired. 1.00

02:52:38.000 I'm telling you. 1.00

02:52:38.000 I'm not in the best shape. 1.00

02:52:40.000 I mean, I'm not the most endurance-oriented guy, but I'm in pretty good shape right now, and I follow him up these fucking mountains. 0.98

02:52:46.000 It's brutal. 0.97

02:52:47.000 There's something about hiking up mountains.

02:52:49.000 We were talking about it before the show. 0.96

02:52:51.000 It's fucking way harder to do than you think it is. 0.98

02:52:54.000 We're good to go. 0.98

02:53:13.000 Well, you didn't talk about it online.

02:53:15.000 No, it was before the show, so tell everybody.

02:53:17.000 Because you're doing camp with Tony Ferguson.

02:53:19.000 Yeah, Tony Ferguson's fighting Rafael dos Anjos in New Mexico.

02:53:24.000 No, not New Mexico.

02:53:25.000 Mexico City.

02:53:26.000 November 5th.

02:53:26.000 Great fight.

02:53:27.000 Amazing fight.

02:53:27.000 And he's up in Big Bear.

02:53:28.000 He's got a cabin. 1.00

02:53:29.000 He's fucking gangster. 1.00

02:53:30.000 When you talk about savage, everyone says, oh, he's a savage, he's a savage. 1.00

02:53:35.000 Tony Ferguson is a goddamn savage. 1.00

02:53:39.000 He'll build you a house. 1.00

02:53:40.000 He'll fucking hunt for you. 1.00

02:53:43.000 How high is it? 0.99

02:54:01.000 Dude, that was the highest snowboarding point, and there's all these loose rocks, and you're thinking the whole time.

02:54:08.000 I told him, I go, I'm here to teach you jiu-jitsu. 0.99

02:54:11.000 I'm not here to run no fucking marathons, man. 0.98

02:54:14.000 He goes, come up to the mountain with us. 0.99

02:54:15.000 I go, nah, I'm gonna do some emails at the cabin. 1.00

02:54:20.000 Come on man, and I'm like, I don't want to be a pussy I don't want I'm like I gotta I gotta look like like at least have a like medium-sized balls Yeah, so I'm like, okay fuck it. 1.00

02:54:29.000 I'm have fans on I have vans on and we climb this fucking and it's we're not supposed to I don't think we're supposed to go to Bear Mountain We just parked and just climbed up that motherfucker Why do you think you're supposed to? 1.00

02:54:41.000 I don't know if people are allowed to kike at a snowboarding resort, you know what I mean? 1.00

02:54:46.000 I'm not sure.

02:54:46.000 Well, as long as there's no snowboarding, I think you probably get away with it.

02:54:49.000 It might be private land though, right? 0.98

02:54:50.000 So the biggest misconception for those climbers is when you're climbing up and you're like, oh my God, I don't know if I'm going to make this shit. 1.00

02:54:57.000 And these mountains are pussy compared to your shit. 1.00

02:54:59.000 But for me as a civilian, this was the fucking trek, man. 1.00

02:55:02.000 It was like eight of us. 0.99

02:55:03.000 How long did it take?

02:55:04.000 It was like we were climbing Mount Everest.

02:55:07.000 To me it was Mount Everest that I'm thinking the whole time.

02:55:09.000 At least when we get up, going down is going to be easy.

02:55:12.000 That's the biggest misconception.

02:55:14.000 Going down works a whole different part of your legs. 1.00

02:55:16.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:55:18.000 Going down is not easy. 0.99

02:55:20.000 It's just as hard in a whole different way.

02:55:23.000 How long did it take? 0.85

02:55:24.000 We're all goddamn day we're up there, man. 0.97

02:55:27.000 That's a warm-up for Cam. 0.98

02:55:29.000 And there's bees everywhere!

02:55:30.000 There's bees everywhere!

02:55:33.000 We got down right when the sun, we got to the bottom of the mountain right when the sun went down, and man.

02:55:42.000 But just one day.

02:55:43.000 You know what, again, to you, we did a white belt workshop in Cancun.

02:55:49.000 You know what I mean?

02:55:50.000 And it was like, flow rules. 0.96

02:55:53.000 Hey listen, don't get me wrong, I was in the Boy Scouts for two fucking years growing up, so if it wasn't for that training, I don't think I would have made it, I think I would have died. 0.97

02:56:03.000 Get out of here. 0.98

02:56:04.000 6,700 feet.

02:56:05.000 Seriously, two years of Boy Scouts, but the 1.00

02:56:07.000 I did Boy Scouts some bullshit. 1.00

02:56:09.000 Come on, man. 1.00

02:56:09.000 Think about Boy Scouts. 1.00

02:56:10.000 Come on, man.

02:56:11.000 Big Bear Mountain goes to 6,000.

02:56:12.000 Five days a week?

02:56:13.000 You know what I mean?

02:56:14.000 That adds up.

02:56:15.000 Hold on a second.

02:56:16.000 This is not, that's Big Bear Lake.

02:56:19.000 That's Big Bear Lake.

02:56:20.000 Go to the top of Big Bear Mountain.

02:56:23.000 Oh, you know what?

02:56:24.000 If you go to my Instagram, I did a minute video of the whole, like for one minute, there's all these scenes of what we did.

02:56:29.000 Hey, it's 8,000 right there.

02:56:31.000 8,805.

02:56:31.000 Yeah, that's... Down all the way to the bottom right there.

02:56:36.000 There we go. 1.00

02:56:36.000 Tony is a fucking savage, dude. 1.00

02:56:38.000 8,805. 1.00

02:56:38.000 That's a good amount of elevation. 1.00

02:56:39.000 I've never known anybody like Tony.

02:56:40.000 That's what we live in at Denver.

02:56:42.000 Tony is a... Well, 5280.

02:56:44.000 That's not a normal human being, dude.

02:56:46.000 That is not a normal... That guy is a... He's a beast. 1.00

02:56:51.000 If he was like in an Apache tribe, he would be the leader of the goddamn fucking tribe. 1.00

02:56:55.000 He's an animal chief. 1.00

02:56:56.000 Trust me. 1.00

02:56:57.000 Tony is just a fucking man. 1.00

02:56:59.000 That's all I gotta say. 1.00

02:57:00.000 Cam, what do you weigh?

02:57:03.000 When I did the race, I was 165.

02:57:04.000 What do you weigh now?

02:57:07.000 75?

02:57:07.000 He was 180 and he did 100 miles.

02:57:10.000 Then he realized it was too much weight.

02:57:12.000 So he starved his body and shrunk it down to 160.

02:57:15.000 Are you going for time?

02:57:17.000 Everest is a climb.

02:57:19.000 You have to have ice shoes and a pick and you have to follow a bunch of Sherpas. 1.00

02:57:23.000 That's a different animal.

02:57:26.000 The Rock gave him props. 0.99

02:57:27.000 The Rock put up a post about him the other day, and we were out in hunting camp, and he's like, holy shit, the fucking Rock posted something for me. 0.98

02:57:35.000 Is that the Rock shirt? 0.99

02:57:36.000 Nine million viewers.

02:57:38.000 He wore blood, sweat, and respect.

02:57:40.000 The Rock has something like, what is it, 50-something?

02:57:43.000 Sixty-eight million.

02:57:45.000 Sixty-eight million.

02:57:46.000 Who owns blood, sweat, and respect?

02:57:48.000 That's a grim line. 0.99

02:57:50.000 Holy shit, look at the first one. 0.99

02:57:52.000 What is that guy's t-shirt on the first one? 0.99

02:57:55.000 Spart Rays.

02:57:57.000 Dude, 2.8 million views.

02:57:59.000 Look at that.

02:58:01.000 2.8 million. 1.00

02:58:02.000 His fucking videos. 1.00

02:58:04.000 So the Cameron Haynes one I think had something like 300, how many thousand likes? 1.00

02:58:07.000 420,000 likes.

02:58:07.000 Oh, powerful 420.

02:58:14.000 420,000 likes!

02:58:16.000 What if Instagram goes down like MySpace?

02:58:18.000 Oh my god.

02:58:19.000 All those followers, all that business?

02:58:21.000 Yeah, it could happen.

02:58:22.000 Well, that's the same thing that people are saying about Twitter.

02:58:25.000 Is that Twitter is starting to drop off, but Instagram is starting to pick up.

02:58:28.000 Instagram is taking over, right?

02:58:29.000 Because they did the Snapchat video now.

02:58:31.000 A lot of people think that.

02:58:32.000 Okay, tell me something right now.

02:58:34.000 I haven't jumped on that Snapchat.

02:58:36.000 What is the benefit of that over regular Instagram?

02:58:39.000 Explain it to me.

02:58:39.000 It's just a story, so you can post anything.

02:58:41.000 It's a story.

02:58:42.000 Yeah, it's like, you know, it's real quick, so it doesn't last forever.

02:58:45.000 So you could post 20 Insta pictures, stories.

02:58:48.000 Right now, I'm doing an Insta story of you guys talking about Insta stories.

02:58:52.000 So it's just like quick.

02:58:54.000 I haven't felt the need to do that for some reason.

02:58:56.000 I don't know why.

02:58:56.000 Well, because if you're going to post something like, whatever, something's kind of silly or not that, not a great picture, you should post an Insta story.

02:59:02.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:59:03.000 What is this?

02:59:04.000 Snapchat is terrible.

02:59:06.000 I post pictures and

02:59:08.000 I just put one up.

02:59:09.000 I just put a part of the Insta story up.

02:59:11.000 How about that?

02:59:12.000 That couldn't be a video.

02:59:16.000 There needs to be an app.

02:59:17.000 A dick pic app. 0.56

02:59:18.000 Hold that thought. 1.00

02:59:19.000 Hold that thought.

02:59:23.000 What? 1.00

02:59:23.000 There needs to be someone out there, some of you guys out in Silicon Valley, make a dick pic app where you can take a dick pic and then put like something like make it make your dick look bigger. 1.00

02:59:34.000 Too verbose. 0.99

02:59:35.000 It's too embarrassing when it's small.

02:59:37.000 Too verbose.

02:59:39.000 Is that what it said?

02:59:40.000 No.

02:59:41.000 Oh.

02:59:42.000 What is this? 0.99

02:59:43.000 Damn, they got sunglasses now! 0.99

02:59:45.000 And what's the benefit of Snapchat? 0.99

02:59:47.000 Try that again, because for some reason this didn't work.

02:59:49.000 What are you saying?

02:59:50.000 Some of you Asian guys out there in San Jose... Okay, well that's racist.

02:59:54.000 You guys need to make a dick pic app. 0.99

02:59:56.000 Make an app! 0.99

02:59:57.000 They're mainly white up there.

02:59:58.000 I'm not going to use that.

02:59:59.000 Yeah, you can't use that.

02:59:59.000 I'm going to play it just so you know.

03:00:02.000 Some of you Asian guys out there in San Jose... Why is that back?

03:00:08.000 Cancel!

03:00:08.000 Put it up.

03:00:09.000 Why is that back?

03:00:10.000 Hold that thought.

03:00:11.000 What?

03:00:12.000 Um, is saying Asian bad?

03:00:15.000 No.

03:00:16.000 Asians are the smartest people in the world.

03:00:18.000 They're the ones programming everything. 1.00

03:00:19.000 That's why I say, you Asians out there in San Jose, make a dick. 1.00

03:00:23.000 Okay, you know what? 1.00

03:00:25.000 How is that racist?

03:00:26.000 It's racist!

03:00:26.000 It's not really racist.

03:00:27.000 They're the smartest motherfuckers out there. 1.00

03:00:28.000 It's racist like saying black guys have big dicks. 1.00

03:00:31.000 How is that racist? 1.00

03:00:32.000 I wish that was a Mexican stereotype. 1.00

03:00:35.000 Oh, Mexicans got big dicks. 1.00

03:00:36.000 I would be so happy. 1.00

03:00:39.000 Mexicans are explosive. 1.00

03:00:41.000 Mexicans are fast. 0.97

03:00:42.000 I wish Mexicans had that stereotype. 1.00

03:00:47.000 If it was a Mexican stereotype that we had gigantic dicks, dude, I would not be hating on that shit. 1.00

03:00:54.000 See, that's a good snap. 1.00

03:00:56.000 Sometimes it's not working. 0.99

03:00:59.000 No, you can't say we have big dicks. 1.00

03:01:00.000 That's racist. 0.99

03:01:02.000 Why is this not working?

03:01:03.000 Come on, man.

03:01:05.000 Cam, you have a crazy strict diet?

03:01:07.000 Um, yeah. 0.73

03:01:08.000 Is that racist? 1.00

03:01:09.000 Did I just say racist shit? 1.00

03:01:10.000 Say that again because for some reason... You know, when I'm trying to lose weight, I'm trying to burn a thousand calories less a day than I'm... Hold on! 1.00

03:01:16.000 We can't all talk at the same time! 0.99

03:01:18.000 God damn it! 1.00

03:01:19.000 You guys are redoing it for the fifth time? 1.00

03:01:24.000 God damn it! 0.99

03:01:25.000 What happened? 1.00

03:01:26.000 You're replaying a Snap story for the fifth time? 0.99

03:01:29.000 My Instagram is fucking up! 0.98

03:01:30.000 I don't know what's going on! 1.00

03:01:32.000 It's all racist! 0.95

03:01:33.000 Asian! 0.99

03:01:33.000 It's because it's racist. 0.99

03:01:35.000 It's canceling itself.

03:01:36.000 I never said Oriental.

03:01:37.000 I said Asian.

03:01:38.000 Hold on, one second.

03:01:39.000 Why can't a white guy come up with it?

03:01:40.000 White guy came up with Facebook and Snapchat. 1.00

03:01:42.000 White guy's just executive produced shit. 1.00

03:01:45.000 Mark Zuckerberg. 1.00

03:01:46.000 Listen, when I say Asian, I have plenty of Asian friends and family.

03:01:50.000 People thought I was Asian.

03:01:52.000 People thought I was Filipino growing up. 1.00

03:01:54.000 When I say Asian, I'm saying that they're the smartest motherfuckers out there. 1.00

03:01:57.000 You can't deny that. 0.99

03:01:59.000 But you're also saying something else.

03:02:00.000 Think about it, Sam's son.

03:02:02.000 What is that?

03:02:03.000 Is that a white boy?

03:02:03.000 What about Apple's son, Steve Jobs?

03:02:06.000 Oh, he came strong with Tim Cook!

03:02:09.000 Come on, are you going to tell me that what's that Apple guy named Steve Jobs is stronger than Asians? 0.98

03:02:15.000 Smarter than Asians? 1.00

03:02:16.000 Come on.

03:02:17.000 Who's making his product, son? 0.99

03:02:20.000 I got a conspiracy theory about Apple phones and the fucking updates, okay? 1.00

03:02:24.000 Because my shit has been fucking up left and right. 1.00

03:02:27.000 What's it saying? 1.00

03:02:29.000 It just doesn't work sometimes.

03:02:31.000 The new one's coming out soon, so my phone messes up too. 0.98

03:02:33.000 Asians are the smartest people out there and you fucking know it. 0.98

03:02:38.000 Wait a minute, what? 0.99

03:02:38.000 I don't know how to respond to that. 0.99

03:02:39.000 Would you say anything?

03:02:40.000 Come on.

03:02:40.000 I don't know how to respond to that.

03:02:41.000 Asians are the s- When I was growing up, all the Asians had A plus average. 1.00

03:02:46.000 In math.

03:02:47.000 In everything!

03:02:49.000 Asians were always the smartest in my community. 0.99

03:02:51.000 We didn't give a shit. 0.99

03:02:52.000 We were like, okay, Asians are the smartest. 0.99

03:02:54.000 Why is that bad?

03:02:55.000 How is that racist?

03:02:58.000 I wish they said that about Mexicans, that we were the smartest. 0.99

03:03:00.000 Goddammit. 0.99

03:03:01.000 Jack Daniels, how dare you.

03:03:04.000 What have you done?

03:03:04.000 Can I get some of them ice cubes?

03:03:06.000 What have you done, Jack Daniels?

03:03:07.000 Got some cubes, son?

03:03:08.000 Why did you send this to me?

03:03:10.000 Oh, there's still ice.

03:03:12.000 You got this, man.

03:03:13.000 You should grab it with your bare hands.

03:03:14.000 It's like Antarctica.

03:03:17.000 And flat Earth. 0.99

03:03:18.000 Do you feel like Antarctica's real, or is that bullshit? 0.99

03:03:22.000 What about polar bears? 0.99

03:03:23.000 Are polar bears friends?

03:03:24.000 Okay, you wanna ask me a question?

03:03:25.000 You wanna ask me a question?

03:03:26.000 You wanna ask me a question?

03:03:28.000 Hey.

03:03:28.000 Ask me a question.

03:03:28.000 Hold on, for real?

03:03:29.000 Ask me a conspiracy theory question.

03:03:31.000 Okay.

03:03:31.000 Global warming.

03:03:32.000 I think global warming- Hey, don't- Listen, here's what I'd like you to do.

03:03:36.000 I'd like you to talk about things with no emotion or theatrics.

03:03:40.000 Okay.

03:03:40.000 Don't attack it.

03:03:40.000 So when you mock things, don't-

03:03:43.000 Don't get crazy.

03:03:44.000 You do that!

03:03:45.000 I know I do.

03:03:46.000 I'm 100% guilty.

03:03:47.000 I'd rip that off from you! 1.00

03:03:48.000 You're right.

03:03:49.000 You're 100% right.

03:03:50.000 But what I would like you to do, I would like you to attack these things with just logic.

03:03:54.000 Ask me a question.

03:03:54.000 I'm trying so hard to work on that.

03:03:55.000 Do you have any conspiracy theory questions?

03:03:56.000 Um, we did. 0.99

03:03:57.000 You know, we talk about some shit that we don't talk on air. 0.99

03:04:00.000 Global warming, please. 1.00

03:04:01.000 It's the exact same shit. 1.00

03:04:03.000 What? 1.00

03:04:04.000 With every genre.

03:04:05.000 With everything. 1.00

03:04:05.000 It's the same shit. 1.00

03:04:06.000 Yeah, that's fair. 1.00

03:04:07.000 It's the exact same thing.

03:04:09.000 In every aspect of the elite. 0.99

03:04:12.000 Whoever's running shit, that's just a little glimpse into reality. 0.99

03:04:15.000 We're not gonna get into that. 1.00

03:04:16.000 It's the same shit. 0.99

03:04:18.000 That's fair. 1.00

03:04:19.000 You don't want to be honeydicked, Brandon.

03:04:21.000 Don't be honeydicked.

03:04:23.000 New t-shirt.

03:04:24.000 That's a first honeydicked reference.

03:04:25.000 New t-shirt.

03:04:26.000 Don't be honeydicked.

03:04:27.000 I haven't used it in a while.

03:04:28.000 It's Eddie Bravo pointing at you.

03:04:30.000 Don't be honeydicked.

03:04:32.000 Don't be honeydicked.

03:04:33.000 Are you willing to go in on that t-shirt?

03:04:35.000 Will you allow him?

03:04:36.000 What was the t-shirt?

03:04:36.000 You pointing at Brandon, and it says don't be honeydicked, and he starts selling the t-shirt, and he gives you a giant cut of the profits.

03:04:43.000 The t-shirt is me pointing at him going, you hate me!

03:04:46.000 No, that's just Instagram.

03:04:47.000 That's a face note via Face Off. 0.99

03:04:49.000 You hate me! 1.00

03:04:50.000 That's Instagram fucking trolls. 1.00

03:04:52.000 No, but don't be honey-dicked. 1.00

03:04:54.000 You pointing at him saying don't like that.

03:04:55.000 Just like that.

03:04:56.000 Because we already went through it.

03:04:57.000 Look at the camera. 1.00

03:04:57.000 I'm telling you, we already went through some deep shit. 1.00

03:05:00.000 How deep is the shit we went through? 1.00

03:05:02.000 We went through some deep shit. 1.00

03:05:04.000 It can't get any deeper. 0.99

03:05:05.000 Point at that camera. 1.00

03:05:06.000 It's the same shit. 1.00

03:05:07.000 You text me, links, pictures. 1.00

03:05:08.000 It's the same shit. 1.00

03:05:10.000 Everywhere you go, it's the same people. 1.00

03:05:13.000 Point at that.

03:05:13.000 And everything now, Eddie?

03:05:14.000 Everything.

03:05:15.000 Everything.

03:05:16.000 Lizard people.

03:05:16.000 Point at that camera and say, don't be honey dicked.

03:05:22.000 Don't be honey dicked.

03:05:27.000 Which one should you point at, Jamie?

03:05:28.000 That one.

03:05:29.000 The second one?

03:05:29.000 Point at that one.

03:05:30.000 T-shirt.

03:05:30.000 I love it.

03:05:31.000 We got it.

03:05:32.000 That's our second t-shirt of the day.

03:05:34.000 What was it?

03:05:35.000 I don't remember.

03:05:36.000 We had a t-shirt. 1.00

03:05:42.000 Dead body fuck party. 1.00

03:05:43.000 What the hell is that? 1.00

03:05:44.000 That's way too intense.

03:05:45.000 No, this is why.

03:05:46.000 It sounds like a Hillary Clinton extravaganza. 0.99

03:05:48.000 So intense.

03:05:49.000 I'll tell you exactly why.

03:05:49.000 I can't sell that.

03:05:50.000 Because Cam put up some post about a hunting post and some dude wrote, idiot, I hope you die soon, then we all have a party fucking your dead body. 1.00

03:06:08.000 So I put that up online and I put hashtag deadbodyfuckparty. 1.00

03:06:13.000 Here's what's crazy, there was already two previous posts with hashtag deadbodyfuckparty.

03:06:19.000 It's probably on Trump.

03:06:20.000 No, just some dude in 2014.

03:06:21.000 He was like in a band.

03:06:24.000 You know what, the Mafia, the Fanny Pack Mafia, someone said that and I thought that was a brilliant idea, but apparently that's huge.

03:06:30.000 Fanny Pack Mafia?

03:06:31.000 You haven't heard that?

03:06:32.000 No, but I am a Fanny Pack enthusiast, obviously.

03:06:35.000 No, there's a movement.

03:06:36.000 There's a recent one. 1.00

03:06:38.000 Someone recently put a hashtag dead body fuck party. 0.99

03:06:42.000 He's just having fun. 1.00

03:06:44.000 Microphilia. 1.00

03:06:44.000 Yeah, I saw Joe Rogan say bull on a couple of feeds today, and then he wrote compassion hashtag dead body fuck party. 1.00

03:06:50.000 Is there a YouTube video of someone fucking a dead body? 1.00

03:06:53.000 God, I hope not. 1.00

03:06:54.000 I hope not.

03:06:55.000 Remember Faces of Death?

03:07:00.000 Remember Faces of Death?

03:07:01.000 Mr. Hands is kind of a dead dude getting fucked. 0.99

03:07:04.000 Dude, to watch anything crazy in 1985, you had to have this fucking VHS tape of Faces of Death. 1.00

03:07:12.000 I watched that. 1.00

03:07:13.000 Remember that shit? 1.00

03:07:13.000 I watched that shit. 1.00

03:07:14.000 And there was three volumes? 1.00

03:07:15.000 You just have to go through that curtain at the video store to get it.

03:07:18.000 Look at Brandon!

03:07:20.000 I mean, Brandon... I keep saying Brandon.

03:07:22.000 Don't call him Brandon.

03:07:23.000 You know what I call everybody that's Brandon?

03:07:25.000 I call Brandon.

03:07:26.000 Everybody.

03:07:26.000 It's not just you.

03:07:27.000 Because of Brandon Lee.

03:07:29.000 You know what?

03:07:29.000 Exactly.

03:07:30.000 Respect.

03:07:31.000 Respect to the Dragon's Kid. 0.99

03:07:33.000 Brandon Lee hasn't done shit in forever. 0.99

03:07:34.000 He's dead. 1.00

03:07:35.000 I know!

03:07:36.000 What's he supposed to do?

03:07:37.000 Why do you keep referring to Brandon?

03:07:39.000 Yo, I got two words for you.

03:07:40.000 The Crow. 1.00

03:07:41.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

03:07:43.000 That was one of the greatest movies ever! 1.00

03:07:45.000 Just shut the fuck up. 1.00

03:07:47.000 You know, Joey Diaz will tell you, he got killed by the fucking Triad. 1.00

03:07:51.000 I'll tell you what happened, cocksucker. 1.00

03:07:52.000 Listen to me. 1.00

03:07:54.000 When Bruce Lee left the Triad to go and do the Game of Death, they put the fucking Fix in. 1.00

03:08:01.000 Dog! 1.00

03:08:02.000 Those Chinese, they follow that shit to the end. 1.00

03:08:05.000 Eddie, he's convincing me. 1.00

03:08:07.000 How are you not on that conspiracy theory where Brandon Lee was- because they shot- it was on set.

03:08:12.000 How do you know I'm not?

03:08:13.000 He is. 1.00

03:08:13.000 Dude, there's so much shit. 1.00

03:08:14.000 Don't open his door. 1.00

03:08:15.000 Yes!

03:08:15.000 How do you know?

03:08:16.000 Oh, you believe that conspiracy theory? 1.00

03:08:17.000 I sure as fuck do! 1.00

03:08:18.000 Oh no, I'm saying I don't think he died on- I don't think- I think it was an accident. 1.00

03:08:23.000 Oh, you think it was an accident.

03:08:24.000 And you think-

03:08:26.000 You know what?

03:08:28.000 I haven't really looked into it.

03:08:29.000 What was that?

03:08:29.000 Like Tower 7?

03:08:30.000 What are you doing?

03:08:32.000 I'm sure Brandon Lee... It was just like Tower 7.

03:08:36.000 He was the Chinese, half Chinese Tower 7. 0.84

03:08:39.000 Weak frame is what you're saying.

03:08:41.000 What are you saying?

03:08:42.000 Weak frame?

03:08:43.000 That's what he's saying.

03:08:43.000 Do you know the one thing?

03:08:44.000 The one thing that over the last year I used to think that when people would say... I see links and videos and stuff about celebrities being... You get loose.

03:08:55.000 Celebrities being part of the establishment and the agenda.

03:09:01.000 Day on the UFC now.

03:09:02.000 Agenda 21.

03:09:02.000 Like celebrities, you know, part of it.

03:09:05.000 But over the last year, man, shit, it seems... 0.99

03:09:08.000 What do you think about Robert De Niro making that video about Trump? 0.99

03:09:11.000 I don't give a... You know what?

03:09:12.000 I think he was irresponsible because he should have said, vote for the libertarian guy.

03:09:17.000 He was like trying to sway people to Hillary. 1.00

03:09:19.000 I think that's fucked up. 0.99

03:09:20.000 Was he? 0.99

03:09:21.000 He didn't say Hillary.

03:09:23.000 He should have made it clear.

03:09:24.000 Why?

03:09:24.000 Why can't he just say, don't vote for Hillary?

03:09:26.000 Hey listen, he's talking shit on Trump. 1.00

03:09:29.000 You talk shit on Hillary too. 1.00

03:09:31.000 The fuck you doing? 1.00

03:09:32.000 You're going to push everybody to Hillary? 1.00

03:09:33.000 That's some dangerous shit right there. 1.00

03:09:35.000 That's dangerous shit right there. 1.00

03:09:37.000 Not you. 1.00

03:09:38.000 I'm talking about Robert De Niro. 1.00

03:09:39.000 He's talking mad shit. 0.99

03:09:40.000 No one's ever fucking done that before. 1.00

03:09:43.000 He thinks he's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

03:09:44.000 He thinks he's the dude from Raging Bull. 1.00

03:09:46.000 I'm going to punch you in the face. 0.99

03:09:47.000 How do you know Donald Trump isn't taking privates with John Danaher? 1.00

03:09:52.000 How do you know that shit? 1.00

03:09:53.000 Well, we kind of know. 1.00

03:09:54.000 He'll hook you. 1.00

03:09:55.000 Oh, I'm going to punch you in the face. 1.00

03:09:57.000 The guy's 89 years old. 1.00

03:09:59.000 You should make it clear.

03:10:01.000 Make it clear. 0.62

03:10:02.000 We got ourselves a cock fight. 0.94

03:10:04.000 John Voight and Robert De Niro going at each other. 0.91

03:10:07.000 I'm so ashamed of our fellow actor Bobby De Niro's rant against Donald Trump.

03:10:12.000 What foul words he used against a presidential nominee.

03:10:16.000 Of course.

03:10:17.000 He says Trump's words did not hurt anyone?

03:10:19.000 I disagree.

03:10:20.000 I don't think Rob De Niro's hurt anyone. 1.00

03:10:22.000 Hey listen, Donald Trump is a con artist and all that shit, but Hillary is a proven criminal. 1.00

03:10:28.000 Don't you make it clear you make it clear like yeah, fuck Donald Trump. 1.00

03:10:32.000 I'm all good with that I understand that fuck Yeah, make sure you say fuck Hillary do here's my question. 1.00

03:10:38.000 Here's my question is a legitimate question is it possible that until 0.99

03:10:43.000 The internet came around and we were able to see all the different influences on political processes, special interest groups, lobbyists, all that kind of stuff.

03:10:51.000 All these different things that we didn't know whether or not were real.

03:10:54.000 We all got to see it sort of consolidated, right?

03:10:57.000 Is it possible that these people that are here, these long-term people, you don't have to name them, just anybody that's deeply entrenched in the system for 20, 30 years, they were used to operating 0.92

03:11:08.000 Back in, like, the fuckin' Reagan days, man.

03:11:12.000 I mean, they were around, they were getting into the mix back when they were kids. 0.94

03:11:18.000 Jimmy Carter was president, Ford was president.

03:11:20.000 You know, when they were in college, they went through the Vietnam War.

03:11:24.000 Who's that?

03:11:24.000 You're dealing with all of them.

03:11:27.000 Look, you could look all down the list of all the different people that have been involved in American politics over the last few years, and most of them got their start a long time ago.

03:11:38.000 They get deeply entrenched in this system.

03:11:40.000 And it's entirely possible that this system is so fucking weird, and there's so many loopholes as to what's legal and what's not legal.

03:11:50.000 It's not about doing what's right or doing what's good for the American people. 0.86

03:11:55.000 You're competing with all these other people that are doing the same thing. 1.00

03:11:59.000 The biggest problem going on, in my opinion, and I'm a fucking idiot, alright? 1.00

03:12:04.000 I'm an idiot. 1.00

03:12:05.000 But the biggest problem, in my fucking opinion, is that it's so easily to honey dick the masses. 1.00

03:12:12.000 The masses have all the power. 1.00

03:12:14.000 We see it in the weed movement. 1.00

03:12:15.000 Weed's being legalized, and the feds don't want that shit. 1.00

03:12:18.000 But the people are waking up to at least weed, but they won't wake up to all the rest of the shit. 1.00

03:12:23.000 That's the fucking problem. 1.00

03:12:24.000 The people that are gullible, and they just buy all this shit. 1.00

03:12:28.000 That's the problem. 1.00

03:12:30.000 That's the problem right there. 0.99

03:12:31.000 Wake the fuck up. 1.00

03:12:33.000 Jesus goddamn Christ! 1.00

03:12:35.000 Bravo for president! 1.00

03:12:35.000 That's the fucking problem! 1.00

03:12:37.000 Hey, my question is, you started that off with you had a question. 1.00

03:12:41.000 What was the question?

03:12:44.000 Hey, my question, Jamie?

03:12:46.000 Bro. 1.00

03:12:46.000 Everybody's talking about the reason why we have Donald Trump and Hillary as candidates is because everyone believes all the shit they see on TV. 1.00

03:12:55.000 This is a result of all these skeptics going, there's no fucking proof that they're corrupt. 1.00

03:13:01.000 There's no fucking proof that they're corrupt. 0.99

03:13:04.000 They're not corrupt. 0.99

03:13:07.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

03:13:08.000 It's those motherfuckers 1.00

03:13:10.000 Paid or in a trance. 1.00

03:13:13.000 Paid or in a trance. 1.00

03:13:15.000 It's those motherfuckers. 1.00

03:13:17.000 That's why we got Hillary and Trump. 1.00

03:13:20.000 That's why, you motherfuckers. 1.00

03:13:21.000 Because of you! 1.00

03:13:23.000 That's it.

03:13:24.000 I'm done.

03:13:26.000 Let's all take a breath.

03:13:27.000 Let's all take a breath.

03:13:29.000 Let's think about what just happened.

03:13:36.000 We never saw the Trump tape.

03:13:38.000 You guys haven't seen it.

03:13:39.000 I don't even want to see it.

03:13:40.000 No, it's legit.

03:13:41.000 I'm scared to play it though.

03:13:43.000 I apologize.

03:13:44.000 If we play it on YouTube, we can get pulled off of YouTube.

03:13:47.000 Whoever owns it, for sure, we get pulled off of YouTube.

03:13:49.000 It's Access Hollywood, right?

03:13:51.000 Yeah, but you can't even play the audio. 1.00

03:13:53.000 Can we talk about pussy? 1.00

03:13:54.000 We can get ganked. 1.00

03:13:55.000 We'll watch it off the air.

03:13:57.000 Whenever anything happens, it's like a news story.

03:13:59.000 It's like one of the ways that videos get pulled off of things.

03:14:02.000 Hey, all your Insta stories are up.

03:14:05.000 Powerful.

03:14:07.000 They go up instantly.

03:14:08.000 The five or six... You're saying you had a problem.

03:14:10.000 They weren't posting for some reason.

03:14:12.000 Some of them weren't.

03:14:14.000 Sounds like they all got posted.

03:14:16.000 All of them even make a complaining about them being posted.

03:14:18.000 There's like ten of them up.

03:14:19.000 Oh, I definitely did at least ten.

03:14:21.000 Oh, okay.

03:14:22.000 I was like, conspiracy!

03:14:23.000 My phone's not working as good! 0.99

03:14:25.000 The fucking new phone's out! 0.99

03:14:26.000 Okay. 1.00

03:14:27.000 Did you, uh... It's all, but, see, even, it's like, Instastories, it's all, like, we did it on the podcast.

03:14:31.000 How do we know that's not fake?

03:14:33.000 Um...

03:14:34.000 I'm mind blown. 1.00

03:14:36.000 You're out of shit, dude. 1.00

03:14:38.000 It's all fake. 1.00

03:14:38.000 That fight could have been fake. 1.00

03:14:40.000 You guys could have photoshopped that out for a while.

03:14:42.000 The UFC is an example.

03:14:43.000 It's like weed.

03:14:44.000 Weed is an example of the power of the people.

03:14:47.000 And so is the UFC. 0.99

03:14:48.000 That was the power of the motherfucking people. 0.98

03:14:50.000 Underground, keeping it alive on DirecTV. 0.99

03:14:53.000 All those guys. 0.99

03:14:54.000 That's an example that we do have the fucking power. 1.00

03:14:57.000 But we can't use it until you wake the fuck up. 0.99

03:15:00.000 Then we can use it. 0.99

03:15:02.000 We can't use it until you wake up!

03:15:04.000 He's right.

03:15:05.000 Wake up, Cam.

03:15:06.000 We did it with the weed, and we did it with the UFC!

03:15:08.000 And then we got... It's just... I know you guys need proof, but it's reality.

03:15:13.000 The Pentagon just got busted spending a half a billion dollars on fake Taliban al-Qaeda videos. 0.98

03:15:20.000 What the fuck does that mean to you? 1.00

03:15:22.000 You're gonna ignore that shit? 1.00

03:15:23.000 That means you can't... You don't... 1.00

03:15:25.000 It's all been a fucking reality show, and everything's cool. 0.98

03:15:29.000 Everyone's going to sit there, and everybody's cool. 0.99

03:15:32.000 Oh, whatever, we're just going to keep going.

03:15:35.000 I don't think that's... They're making fake videos!

03:15:37.000 Five hundred million dollar fake videos.

03:15:42.000 They've got to have the Arabic writing and make it look like Arabic Middle East CNN. 1.00

03:15:49.000 Oh, shit! 0.99

03:15:50.000 And I know you guys thought you'd need to... It's so outrageous that I understand. 1.00

03:15:55.000 It's so outrageous that, like, you need absolute proof that... You saw it on Russia Today.

03:15:59.000 You saw it on Russia Today.

03:16:01.000 It's real.

03:16:02.000 It's actually real.

03:16:03.000 But I know you guys need the proof because it's so crazy.

03:16:05.000 It's so insane, of course.

03:16:07.000 It's so insane. 1.00

03:16:08.000 But what the fuck if it's real? 0.99

03:16:11.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:16:12.000 That's the Truman Show.

03:16:32.000 But isn't it possible that even the news people are being deceived?

03:16:37.000 Of course they're being told what to do and what to say.

03:16:41.000 They're not involved.

03:16:41.000 So who's running all this?

03:16:42.000 The guy you see talking?

03:16:43.000 With the guy you see talking?

03:16:45.000 You don't think I don't have enough power?

03:16:47.000 So who's running all this?

03:16:48.000 I'm not even talking about them because there's the guy you see talking.

03:16:51.000 That's a good question.

03:16:52.000 There's also people behind the scenes.

03:16:54.000 Great question.

03:16:54.000 I don't know where to start.

03:16:56.000 It's the same shit that we've gone through already. 0.99

03:16:58.000 But everywhere else. 1.00

03:17:00.000 Everyone else is just as corrupt. 0.99

03:17:02.000 So listen, everyone's just sitting around and hoping everything's gonna be fucking fine, but guess what? 0.99

03:17:06.000 We got Hillary and we got Trump as candidates. 1.00

03:17:10.000 It's because motherfuckers just want to ignore it. 1.00

03:17:12.000 That's what it's about. 1.00

03:17:13.000 So who's your choice? 0.99

03:17:16.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

03:17:17.000 I'd rather have Trump than Hillary. 1.00

03:17:19.000 I know Trump's full of shit. 1.00

03:17:20.000 So if you vote right now... 1.00

03:17:22.000 It's Trump.

03:17:22.000 You know what, if I vote right now, it would be anybody but them.

03:17:26.000 I would vote for that libertarian guy. 0.98

03:17:28.000 I don't know shit about him because he's not on TV. 0.97

03:17:30.000 He's not on TV. 0.98

03:17:31.000 He gets on TV.

03:17:32.000 He had a moment on TV where he didn't know. 1.00

03:17:34.000 Vote for that motherfucker. 1.00

03:17:36.000 Goddamn, vote for that dude. 1.00

03:17:38.000 But that dude might be fucking bought and sold. 1.00

03:17:40.000 That libertarian movement could just be controlled opposition. 0.99

03:17:44.000 That's just basic domination 101. 0.61

03:17:48.000 Control your opposition.

03:17:50.000 I don't think the people at the top are doing that.

03:17:52.000 Eddie, look at this.

03:17:52.000 So he found it on the Independent.

03:17:55.000 This is another website.

03:17:56.000 What does that mean if it's true?

03:18:00.000 If it is true, what does that mean?

03:18:02.000 That means that all you skeptics... 1.00

03:18:05.000 You need to eat fuckin' shit! 1.00

03:18:07.000 That's what that means. 1.00

03:18:09.000 Eat shit! 1.00

03:18:10.000 Didn't it? 1.00

03:18:12.000 Yeah.

03:18:12.000 All the guys that, oh no!

03:18:14.000 We're in there because we're trying to fuckin' create freedom! 1.00

03:18:18.000 You motherfuckers! 1.00

03:18:19.000 That's why we're in there. 1.00

03:18:20.000 You're trying to create freedom in the Middle East? 1.00

03:18:23.000 It's a fuckin' scam. 1.00

03:18:25.000 Fuckin' million dollars on a fake-ass terrorist video! 1.00

03:18:31.000 Fake-ass terrorist video! 1.00

03:18:33.000 It's out there! 1.00

03:18:34.000 What the fuck does that mean? 0.99

03:18:36.000 What does that mean? 0.99

03:18:37.000 You know what? 0.99

03:18:37.000 It doesn't mean shit! 0.99

03:18:38.000 It doesn't mean shit! 0.99

03:18:39.000 It doesn't mean shit. 0.99

03:18:40.000 We're gonna just keep going on. 0.97

03:18:41.000 I'm trying to figure out how much we drank.

03:18:44.000 I'm gonna sip. 0.99

03:18:46.000 Doesn't mean shit. 0.99

03:18:47.000 That doesn't mean shit. 0.99

03:18:48.000 No, you got a point. 0.98

03:18:50.000 Listen, if someone spent that kind of money... Hey, hey, hey! 0.92

03:18:52.000 We could fuckin'... We could... 0.82

03:18:55.000 Man, if there was a way, I don't want to be part of it. 0.94

03:18:57.000 Do you think?

03:18:58.000 Because I don't want to die. 0.99

03:18:58.000 I don't want to be part of it and I don't want to shut the fuck up. 0.99

03:19:01.000 You always say this. 0.98

03:19:01.000 I don't want to be part of it because I don't want to die. 0.98

03:19:04.000 But god damn it, I wasn't a part of the weed movement. 0.99

03:19:07.000 I was just kind of off to the side talking shit. 0.99

03:19:09.000 But I don't want to be like the dude, like those dudes in the fucking, a normal movement and the guys that got all political with it and actually went to these meetings and had the laws changed. 0.98

03:19:21.000 I ain't doing that! 0.99

03:19:22.000 I ain't going to no goddamn... You don't care nothing. 0.99

03:19:24.000 I'm here at a Congress meeting. 1.00

03:19:25.000 I can talk all this shit, but you don't want to do the work? 0.99

03:19:28.000 I don't. 0.99

03:19:28.000 I just want to wake people up and let them do it. 0.99

03:19:31.000 I'm too fucking scared. 0.59

03:19:33.000 I'm too lazy. 0.93

03:19:34.000 I don't want to do it.

03:19:35.000 I think in a way you're doing something, though.

03:19:37.000 I think in a way anybody who talks about it is doing something.

03:19:39.000 Because we're changing public... I think we have the power, man.

03:19:41.000 We can do this. 0.97

03:19:42.000 You just got to wake the fuck up. 0.95

03:19:43.000 People are changing public opinion, which is what changes. 0.93

03:19:47.000 Public opinion sort of changes first, and then policy changes.

03:19:51.000 It just depends on your platform.

03:19:53.000 It's getting the word out and the view.

03:19:55.000 Look at Colin Kaepernick with his stand.

03:19:59.000 Whether you agree with it or not, it's brought attention to the situation.

03:20:02.000 We all know it now.

03:20:04.000 Exactly.

03:20:05.000 All these little things, in a lot of ways, they add up.

03:20:09.000 Every little thing that happens that makes people talk about it, it adds up.

03:20:12.000 We gotta band together, man, because when you band together, no one can be singled out.

03:20:17.000 We could take it all back. 0.96

03:20:18.000 We could do anything we fucking want to do. 0.98

03:20:20.000 We made weed legal! 0.98

03:20:21.000 We made weed legal! 1.00

03:20:23.000 That's fucking nuts! 1.00

03:20:24.000 And you know what the feds? 0.99

03:20:25.000 Still Schedule 1.

03:20:27.000 No. 0.99

03:20:27.000 They fucking fine. 0.99

03:20:28.000 Still Schedule 1. 1.00

03:20:30.000 But the people made that shit legal. 1.00

03:20:32.000 The people have the fucking power, man, they do! 1.00

03:20:36.000 That's the reason why they're making these fake videos. 0.99

03:20:38.000 Why do you think they're making these fake terrorist videos?

03:20:40.000 Because they know what the bottom line is.

03:20:42.000 Bottom line, the people have the power, so we gotta scare them!

03:20:46.000 Because they have the power!

03:20:47.000 Me and Cam just trying to run, man.

03:20:48.000 I'm just trying to run with Cam, man.

03:20:50.000 What do you think their objective is?

03:20:52.000 To get us more scared?

03:20:53.000 Money.

03:20:54.000 By war, right?

03:20:58.000 By going to wardrobe?

03:20:59.000 Because there's money in wardrobe?

03:21:00.000 Is he dead now?

03:21:16.000 There's a lot of great CIA agents, like all the guys coming up, they want to stop communism.

03:21:20.000 It's just a few key guys are corrupt, just like in every organization, just like in every agency, just like in every government, just everywhere there's corruption.

03:21:30.000 It isn't just here. 0.99

03:21:32.000 Every, every goddamn government. 0.98

03:21:35.000 Is the goal 1.00

03:21:36.000 To create fear?

03:21:38.000 That's part of it.

03:21:39.000 That's part of it, of course.

03:21:40.000 Because fear is control?

03:21:42.000 Yes, that's part of control.

03:21:43.000 A lot of control.

03:21:45.000 Food control.

03:21:46.000 Energy control.

03:21:47.000 A lot of control.

03:21:48.000 Water control. 1.00

03:21:49.000 Control all that shit. 1.00

03:21:51.000 Agenda 21. 1.00

03:21:52.000 Look into Agenda 21.

03:21:54.000 It's not a conspiracy theory.

03:21:55.000 What does that mean?

03:21:56.000 Agenda 21 is what we need to do to take this world, the world leaders got together, 0.99

03:22:02.000 And this is like UN shit. 1.00

03:22:04.000 CFR shit. 1.00

03:22:05.000 They all got together. 1.00

03:22:07.000 Fuck countries and borders. 1.00

03:22:09.000 All the guys with all the money said, what are we going to do? 1.00

03:22:12.000 It would be best if we just fucking control this shit. 1.00

03:22:14.000 Make it a one world government and we control everything. 1.00

03:22:16.000 That's what we're in the middle of.

03:22:18.000 It's increments and people like, just like...

03:22:21.000 They don't notice it's happening in increments. 1.00

03:22:24.000 We can stop this shit! 1.00

03:22:25.000 We can stop this shit, man! 1.00

03:22:27.000 We can turn this shit around! 1.00

03:22:29.000 We don't have to fucking just sit there and watch it fucking happen. 1.00

03:22:32.000 We don't have to watch it happen. 1.00

03:22:34.000 We can stop it.

03:22:35.000 I think what we talked about earlier, that culture is kind of like a battleship, in a lot of ways.

03:22:40.000 And it's hard to make these big, giant turns.

03:22:43.000 It doesn't turn like a car.

03:22:46.000 You gotta educate it when you're getting in line.

03:22:48.000 It takes a long time to, like, everybody has to realize, oh yeah, we gotta move this way. 0.95

03:22:52.000 Oh, this is ridiculous. 0.85

03:22:54.000 I think this is what we're seeing in this election. 0.92

03:22:55.000 It's like one of the last one of these elections where we really entrust completely in a two-party system. 0.92

03:23:02.000 I think we're, like, realizing it's ridiculous. 0.55

03:23:04.000 Especially when you watch the debates. 0.78

03:23:06.000 I've never been so into a presidential race. 0.97

03:23:08.000 I'm like, how ridiculous are these debates? 1.00

03:23:10.000 How stupid is this? 1.00

03:23:11.000 Are you listening to what Hillary's saying? 1.00

03:23:13.000 No one's saying anything!

03:23:14.000 But Hillary's just like saying all those cliché, like in a cliché political movie, like, oh, I'm gonna bring back people because I care about you, and we're gonna get jobs, and we're gonna have everybody working, and women are gonna have rights, and we're gonna do this, and we're gonna bring it back! 0.64

03:23:32.000 That cheesy!

03:23:34.000 That cheesy right there! 1.00

03:23:37.000 Ah, fuck yeah! 1.00

03:23:39.000 Ah, fuck yeah! 1.00

03:23:39.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

03:23:40.000 They're politicians. 1.00

03:23:42.000 Oh my god!

03:23:43.000 You guys realize what's going on?

03:23:45.000 That's what's going on. 1.00

03:23:47.000 Either you're going, fuck yeah! 1.00

03:23:48.000 Or you're like, what the fuck? 1.00

03:23:51.000 This is some bullshit. 1.00

03:23:53.000 I do both. 1.00

03:23:55.000 Jesus Christ!

03:23:56.000 Come on! 0.61

03:23:57.000 In Trump with Hillary, I wanted Trump to sound good.

03:24:01.000 I really badly wanted him to sound good.

03:24:04.000 And I had to end up turning the channel.

03:24:05.000 Because I was afraid of what he was going to say. 1.00

03:24:08.000 You know what, if it's between Trump and Hillary, I'm gonna go with Trump, but I know Trump's full of shit, too. 1.00

03:24:12.000 But damn, I know Hillary's just in the fuckin' program. 1.00

03:24:16.000 They are the establishment. 1.00

03:24:18.000 Everybody wants Hillary, because they know if Hillary is president, ooh, everything goes smooth sailing from here. 1.00

03:24:24.000 Fuckin' business as motherfuckin' usual. 0.99

03:24:28.000 If we get Hillary in there, no kinks. 1.00

03:24:31.000 It's the same shit we've been doing for fuckin' 35 years. 1.00

03:24:34.000 Oh, but if you got Trump, it sounds like he's gonna fuck shit up! 1.00

03:24:38.000 And then he's gonna, man, who knows? 1.00

03:24:40.000 Or! 0.77

03:24:41.000 Or! 0.77

03:24:42.000 That's just a big distraction!

03:24:44.000 That could easily be a distraction!

03:24:47.000 Trump might be in on it!

03:24:48.000 Trump could easily be in on it!

03:24:53.000 Come on! 1.00

03:24:54.000 We're dealing with fucking, like some Gotham City corruption type mindset! 1.00

03:25:00.000 And Trump's bank? 1.00

03:25:00.000 He could easily be in on it! 1.00

03:25:03.000 He might be part of it!

03:25:04.000 We need Heath Ledger!

03:25:06.000 We need someone that everyone's gonna hate!

03:25:08.000 You just be yourself!

03:25:11.000 Imagine what it's gonna do for your network!

03:25:13.000 Imagine!

03:25:14.000 And they're partying together! 1.00

03:25:16.000 I don't fucking trust shit. 1.00

03:25:18.000 Is it the plot of Dark Knight? 1.00

03:25:19.000 Yeah.

03:25:19.000 Really?

03:25:19.000 Yeah, that's Bane.

03:25:20.000 That's what Bane's trying to do in that movie.

03:25:22.000 Come on, man. 1.00

03:25:24.000 We're in some fucked up shit. 1.00

03:25:25.000 You need to be best man, but you're acting like Robin right now. 1.00

03:25:28.000 You know why?

03:25:29.000 Because the people that are watching Tower 7 0.99

03:25:32.000 Collapse at freefall speed and believe the corrupt ass government. 0.99

03:25:36.000 The corrupt ass government is the one that told you office fires brought it down! 1.00

03:25:42.000 The corrupt ass government said office fires brought it down! 1.00

03:25:46.000 Hilarious! 1.00

03:25:47.000 And the skeptics say, yeah!

03:25:49.000 Yeah!

03:25:50.000 Hey, Eddie.

03:25:51.000 Yeah!

03:25:52.000 Eddie, I see a comment that says, waiting for Eddie to explode.

03:25:56.000 Oh my god.

03:25:57.000 That is the problem.

03:26:01.000 Whatever is causing that, that is the problem.

03:26:05.000 Whatever is causing that, whether it's...

03:26:08.000 I don't know. 1.00

03:26:09.000 Whatever's causing a man, a grown-ass man, to watch a skyscraper collapse at free-fall speed, like the way controlled demolitions do, and have the corrupt-ass government tell you that it was office fires, all that shit you see on Popular Mechanics and the Discovery Channel, that's all from the government, motherfucker. 1.00

03:26:31.000 Open your goddamn eyes. 1.00

03:26:33.000 You're being honey-dicked, dude. 1.00

03:26:35.000 We have all the evidence in the goddamn world. 1.00

03:26:54.000 Five angles of a 47-story skyscraper collapsing at free-fall speed. 1.00

03:27:01.000 The government didn't say shit for eight years. 0.98

03:27:03.000 They didn't even put it in the 9-11 commission report. 1.00

03:27:06.000 They just didn't say shit, finally, from public pressure. 0.99

03:27:10.000 They go, what the fuck happened at Tower 7? 1.00

03:27:12.000 That was the third skyscraper. 0.98

03:27:13.000 Cam, what do you think happened at Tower 7?

03:27:14.000 So they said, guess what?

03:27:16.000 It's 15 years ago.

03:27:16.000 We need to move on.

03:27:17.000 It got hot.

03:27:18.000 He doesn't even know.

03:27:19.000 Most people don't even know. 1.00

03:27:20.000 I think Ken gives a fuck. 1.00

03:27:37.000 Do not know! 1.00

03:27:38.000 Three towers collapsed at three-fourth speed!

03:27:41.000 Eddie, we talk about this too much, man.

03:27:42.000 We talk about this too much.

03:27:43.000 Well, he's trying to start a revolution!

03:27:45.000 We talk about this, like, so many times, man.

03:27:47.000 Don't limit us!

03:27:48.000 I'm talking about hypnosis that's going on!

03:27:49.000 I'm talking about hypnosis!

03:27:50.000 Not anymore.

03:27:50.000 Hypnosis!

03:27:51.000 That's what I'm talking about. 0.99

03:27:52.000 And we went down Conspiracy Alley, and it just fucking... 0.96

03:27:56.000 I'm just using Tower 7 as an example of hypnosis. 1.00

03:28:01.000 You fucked up my high, bro. 0.98

03:28:02.000 You put me in a bad spot. 0.99

03:28:03.000 Okay, let's take it out of here.

03:28:05.000 You know what, we can go right back to... We can go back to... No, man, we're just talking, dude.

03:28:10.000 I mean, we're just having fun.

03:28:12.000 Frank Shamrock and Alan Goes, super pancreas.

03:28:14.000 You get super passionate.

03:28:15.000 That's a great fight!

03:28:16.000 You might want to look up that pancreas. 0.87

03:28:18.000 Alan Goes, Frank Shamrock.

03:28:20.000 Don't ever forget about that fight.

03:28:21.000 I'd rather look at Frank Shamrock.

03:28:23.000 You could grab a rope and they gotta reset.

03:28:25.000 So Alan Goulds was all over Frank Shamrock. 1.00

03:28:27.000 Had him all sorts of shit. 1.00

03:28:28.000 Frank Shamrock grabbed the rope. 1.00

03:28:30.000 He kept separating him. 1.00

03:28:32.000 And then finally at the end, Frank Shamrock grabs a toehold on Alan Goulds and fucking breaks his fucking foot. 0.99

03:28:38.000 You gotta watch that fight. 0.99

03:28:40.000 Cam, I got a question for you.

03:28:41.000 What's the most dangerous thing you've hunted? 0.98

03:28:43.000 Because I don't know shit about hunting. 0.88

03:28:44.000 I remember you telling me about a guy who hunts... Water buffalo. 0.99

03:28:49.000 He would shoot him, right?

03:28:50.000 And then if he got close, he would have to shoot him again because they charge? 0.93

03:28:53.000 Oh yeah, that was a show that I watched.

03:28:54.000 It was really kind of disturbing.

03:28:56.000 The guy shot an elephant.

03:28:58.000 That's right.

03:28:59.000 Yeah, and the elephant started running at him, and then the guy with the rifle shot the elephant in the head.

03:29:05.000 And I was like, what is going on here?

03:29:08.000 That was gnarly.

03:29:09.000 On some of those in Africa, on that dangerous game, you can't shoot when they're way out there because your aim isn't going to be that accurate.

03:29:17.000 So you have to wait until they're right there until you know you're going to be able to get them.

03:29:21.000 What kind of dangerous game are we talking here?

03:29:24.000 Elephant, hippo, buffalo.

03:29:27.000 That kind of hunting is very crazy.

03:29:32.000 That's one of those things where you go, we have these arbitrary rules as to what you can kill and what you can't kill, and it's very strange, but we all agree to them.

03:29:40.000 Like, we all agree it's okay to swat mosquitoes.

03:29:43.000 Nobody gets mad at you when you swat a mosquito.

03:29:45.000 Nobody gets mad at you when you swat a fly.

03:29:47.000 You kill a fly, 0.99

03:29:48.000 But you kill a fly and nobody gives a shit. 1.00

03:29:49.000 You step on a roach. 1.00

03:29:50.000 Nobody gives a fuck about a roach. 0.99

03:29:52.000 But then you start moving up. 0.99

03:29:54.000 Can you stomp a mouse?

03:29:55.000 Definitely not.

03:29:56.000 If you stomp a mouse, you're a piece of shit. 1.00

03:29:58.000 Syndrome. 1.00

03:29:58.000 But if you put a mouse in a mouse trap, hey, you're not doing the dirty work. 1.00

03:30:03.000 You're farming it out to some fucking mercenary spring setup. 0.99

03:30:06.000 Right? 1.00

03:30:07.000 Okay, what about rats?

03:30:08.000 You can't stomp a rat either.

03:30:10.000 Okay.

03:30:10.000 Physically you can't.

03:30:11.000 What about a beaver?

03:30:12.000 No, you can't kick a beaver to death.

03:30:14.000 Okay.

03:30:15.000 I can't kick a beaver to death?

03:30:16.000 Alright, okay.

03:30:18.000 What level, when do we decide this?

03:30:20.000 What weird distinction do we make about what life we can consume?

03:30:25.000 Society's kind of decided it.

03:30:28.000 Strange, right?

03:30:28.000 Is it from Disney movies?

03:30:29.000 Because we make them so friendly?

03:30:31.000 You know what I'm saying?

03:30:32.000 Like Ratatouille, Bambi, you have all these animals. 0.98

03:30:35.000 Bears are always friendly in movies.

03:30:37.000 Always.

03:30:38.000 Except for The Edge.

03:30:45.000 What if we were supposed to eat insects, but we were brainwashed into thinking they were gross?

03:30:49.000 Because if we ate insects, we wouldn't be on the tit.

03:30:53.000 Well, I don't think it's a conspiracy theory, but it's definitely something that people are realizing, especially with crickets and grasshoppers.

03:30:58.000 Grasshoppers and the roach milk.

03:31:00.000 Really, really healthy for you.

03:31:01.000 Most people are brought up scared to death of them. 1.00

03:31:02.000 I'm scared to death of all that shit. 1.00

03:31:04.000 But that's because of bugs. 1.00

03:31:06.000 What if we're supposed to eat all bugs?

03:31:07.000 I know a dude who has Lyme disease.

03:31:09.000 I was talking to this dude, that kid that we were hanging out with.

03:31:11.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:31:12.000 Yeah, he was talking about Lyme disease, and he was saying that he got bit by a tick, and I know four people that have gotten Lyme disease from ticks, and you get bit by these fucking ticks, and it fucks with your immune system. 0.94

03:31:26.000 I thought that was the only way to get it. 0.94

03:31:28.000 I'm pretty sure that is the only way to get it.

03:31:30.000 We were talking about eating bugs.

03:31:31.000 How did we get there?

03:31:32.000 Because people are scared of bugs.

03:31:33.000 Show me the transition.

03:31:33.000 Because bugs transmit horrible diseases that ruin your life.

03:31:37.000 Ticks in particular transmit horrible diseases.

03:31:40.000 If you thought the Black Plague was from rats, it wasn't really from rats.

03:31:44.000 It was from what the rats were carrying them. 0.99

03:31:45.000 They were carrying some sort of mites or bacteria or some bugs or some shit. 0.93

03:31:51.000 What was the Black Plague? 0.78

03:31:52.000 I'm pretty sure of this, that it came off of things that lived on the rats.

03:31:57.000 It wasn't necessarily the rats themselves.

03:31:58.000 And also, insects kill more humans than any other animal in the world. 0.99

03:32:02.000 Did you know black widows are like Viagra? 1.00

03:32:05.000 Here it is. 1.00

03:32:05.000 The black plague caused by bacterium. 1.00

03:32:10.000 Pesticides that circulates among the wild rodents.

03:32:14.000 So it was a bacteria.

03:32:16.000 It was some sort of a disease that lived on the rodents.

03:32:19.000 It was a bug. 1.00

03:32:21.000 It's a fucking bug. 1.00

03:32:21.000 There's a million bugs that can poison you. 1.00

03:32:24.000 Think about it.

03:32:24.000 Have you ever tried to just grab a grasshopper?

03:32:28.000 It's weird.

03:32:29.000 It tries to jump and you want to let it go.

03:32:31.000 It's kind of scary.

03:32:33.000 Generation after generation. 1.00

03:32:35.000 What if we were like fucking really good at insects and shit? 1.00

03:32:37.000 Well, we used to be, man. 0.99

03:32:38.000 Have you ever talked to anybody who is like a bug catcher or a moth catcher or someone who collects butterflies?

03:32:45.000 They say that there's a thrill that people get when you catch a rare bug, and you catch it in your net, that goes DNA deep.

03:32:53.000 Because at one point in time, humans, or our ancestors, used to be insectivores. 0.86

03:32:58.000 So the people that are like bug catchers, they want to glue them on boards and shit, and study all the different... Yeah, they're about to pin through them. 0.60

03:33:06.000 It's a life form that you're allowed to capture because they only live like a week anyway. 0.91

03:33:11.000 And so you're allowed to have these, you're a trophy hunter for butterflies.

03:33:15.000 You're allowed to be a, but you're like, you're a person who's an, you know, you're a, you're studying, you're studying these animals.

03:33:20.000 But you're still killing them. 0.97

03:33:22.000 But they're going to die anyway. 1.00

03:33:23.000 Some of them just die. 0.99

03:33:24.000 Right.

03:33:25.000 But cavemen didn't have drawings on the cave wall of spearing a grasshopper.

03:33:29.000 No.

03:33:30.000 It was woolly mammoth.

03:33:32.000 That's good meeting lines right there. 1.00

03:33:36.000 You could start off a conversation with that shit. 1.00

03:33:39.000 Just because I don't know anything about hunting, but when you go to Africa to hunt that dangerous game, what's the point? 1.00

03:33:44.000 You know what I'm saying?

03:33:45.000 Like, what would be the point of flying to Africa to hunt that stuff? 1.00

03:33:47.000 Hey, don't question that shit, okay? 1.00

03:33:48.000 No, it's a... I mean, for me, it's a challenge. 1.00

03:33:51.000 It's new countries, new culture, it's experiencing new things.

03:33:54.000 But like, you don't eat the hippo meat, right?

03:33:56.000 Or do you?

03:33:57.000 No.

03:33:57.000 Well, the hippo meat, there's tons of hippos over there.

03:33:59.000 You've killed a hippo?

03:34:01.000 No, I haven't. 1.00

03:34:01.000 Damn! 1.00

03:34:02.000 No, I haven't. 1.00

03:34:03.000 Do hippos scare?

03:34:06.000 If you killed a hippo, would you put the meat in a freezer and ship it back?

03:34:10.000 Apparently, they say hippo tastes good.

03:34:12.000 You can eat hippo.

03:34:13.000 Rhinos supposedly taste good, too.

03:34:15.000 Here's how it works over there. 1.00

03:34:16.000 Don't fucking taste the rhino! 0.99

03:34:18.000 Here's how it works. 1.00

03:34:18.000 Only a few people on the planet. 1.00

03:34:19.000 I can tell you a dude, a dude named Corey Knowlton, he was on the podcast.

03:34:22.000 Is he white?

03:34:23.000 He's a famous guy who went over to Africa and paid something like $250,000.

03:34:27.000 $350,000.

03:34:27.000 To eat hippos?

03:34:29.000 Yeah, to kill a rhino.

03:34:34.000 He shot this black rhino that was, it was a male rhino that was too old to breed and it was killing other rhinos.

03:34:41.000 Is this hippo a threat to this boat?

03:34:54.000 Step on it.

03:34:55.000 Definitely.

03:34:57.000 So in Tanzania, here's how dire it is over there.

03:35:01.000 All they want is protein.

03:35:02.000 So whatever you kill... Who's they? 1.00

03:35:05.000 The Africans? 0.99

03:35:05.000 Yeah, the people that live in Tanzania. 0.99

03:35:07.000 I don't know if that's Australian or African.

03:35:11.000 No, Tanzania is Africa.

03:35:15.000 Here's an example.

03:35:16.000 We were over there hunting, and there was Tanzanians there.

03:35:21.000 What were you hunting?

03:35:23.000 I was hunting kudu, lion, buffalo.

03:35:27.000 Monkeys?

03:35:28.000 Did you see any lions?

03:35:30.000 Baboons, for real?

03:35:31.000 Yeah, I never got shot at a lion.

03:35:32.000 Have you ever killed a baboon?

03:35:33.000 Yeah.

03:35:34.000 Oh my God.

03:35:35.000 See the lion thing, Cam, is where people get pissed off, right?

03:35:38.000 How did you kill him?

03:35:39.000 You just shot him like he was hanging out? 1.00

03:35:41.000 And you just, fuck! 1.00

03:35:42.000 Where did it land? 1.00

03:35:43.000 You killed a baboon? 0.87

03:35:46.000 Baboons tear stuff up.

03:35:47.000 Baboons actually will go into... So they live in grass huts over there. 1.00

03:35:53.000 They've been known to go in there and like bite on babies' heads. 1.00

03:35:56.000 Jesus. 1.00

03:35:57.000 I would kill those motherfuckers. 1.00

03:35:59.000 Their fangs are this long. 1.00

03:36:01.000 A baboon is nasty. 0.98

03:36:02.000 So do you shoot it on spot? 0.99

03:36:04.000 I'm with you.

03:36:04.000 Yeah.

03:36:05.000 Oh wow. 1.00

03:36:06.000 I'll fuck a baboon up. 1.00

03:36:07.000 That's so crazy. 1.00

03:36:07.000 So anyway, the baboon is like a monkey fucked a dog. 1.00

03:36:10.000 There's poachers over there. 1.00

03:36:11.000 They're a big problem.

03:36:13.000 That will risk.

03:36:14.000 With babies, right?

03:36:15.000 You have a baby.

03:36:17.000 They might get eaten by a baboon before they drown.

03:36:19.000 The poachers over there is like, when you would see a poacher with a gun, it was almost like whoever could shoot first. 0.92

03:36:28.000 They wanted to shoot at you.

03:36:31.000 We had a... Wait, who wanted to shoot you?

03:36:33.000 Poachers. 0.94

03:36:34.000 They wanted to shoot you? 0.99

03:36:35.000 Yeah.

03:36:35.000 Why?

03:36:35.000 They don't know who you are.

03:36:36.000 They don't know your credentials.

03:36:37.000 Because they were getting caught poaching.

03:36:40.000 Right?

03:36:41.000 And so it's almost like the Wild West. 1.00

03:36:43.000 Goddamn! 0.99

03:36:44.000 Yeah, and all they're trying to get is meat. 0.99

03:36:46.000 Okay.

03:36:47.000 They say, okay, meat, meat, good!

03:36:49.000 They want protein. 0.96

03:36:51.000 So they would go, they'd go into the land they're not supposed to be on.

03:36:54.000 How do they know you're cool?

03:36:55.000 What is that process?

03:36:56.000 They don't.

03:36:57.000 They don't.

03:36:58.000 You go like this, right?

03:36:59.000 You go like this?

03:37:00.000 No.

03:37:01.000 You don't do this?

03:37:02.000 No, because... They point the gun at you, and you don't do this?

03:37:03.000 They're not supposed to be there.

03:37:05.000 So what happens then?

03:37:07.000 What's the situation?

03:37:08.000 Do you point a gun at them and they go like this?

03:37:10.000 Let him answer, Don.

03:37:12.000 The first experience that we had is I saw this guy.

03:37:16.000 He was crossed, I don't know, 150 yards away.

03:37:19.000 And the guy I was with is who I was hunting with.

03:37:21.000 His name was Ryan.

03:37:22.000 And I said, I see a man.

03:37:24.000 And he goes, where?

03:37:25.000 I said, there's a man right there.

03:37:27.000 You know, he was a black guy. 0.87

03:37:28.000 He had all brown stuff on. 0.99

03:37:30.000 That's racist. 0.97

03:37:31.000 And I said, I go, he's got a gun.

03:37:34.000 And he goes, get behind this tree.

03:37:37.000 And I said, are we going to get shot?

03:37:39.000 He goes, just stay behind the tree.

03:37:41.000 And so the guy circled around and came.

03:37:44.000 He was 150 yards away then and he came to 50 yards and he's standing there staring with his gun.

03:37:49.000 Yeah.

03:38:04.000 And they had all this, uh, you know, the witch doctor told him if you put powder on your wrist, you're going to be invisible.

03:38:10.000 So that guy probably thought he was invisible because the witch doctor of the village told him. 0.66

03:38:16.000 You went to their camp? 1.00

03:38:17.000 You didn't go back to your goddamn car and take the fuck off? 1.00

03:38:20.000 No. 1.00

03:38:20.000 You went to the camp? 1.00

03:38:21.000 Yeah, to the camp, and I got all their stuff.

03:38:24.000 And the reason why he didn't shoot at 150 yards is because they don't have any ammo.

03:38:29.000 So they have a rifle, but they have to make it into a firearm, essentially.

03:38:33.000 So they have to stuff ball bearings down there.

03:38:35.000 That's so old school.

03:38:36.000 Yeah, firing pin. 1.00

03:38:37.000 You're in the Civil War, and you're fucking... Right, gunpowder. 1.00

03:38:39.000 So they have to be, say, 40 yards away.

03:38:42.000 And he got that close and saw the guy, Ryan, who I was with, had a high-powered rifle with a scope, and he's like, well, I'm outgunned here.

03:38:51.000 It's what he's thinking I'm assuming and he took off then the guys he's with took off and all they had they had Burlap sacks with wire harnesses to put over there like a back straps Burlap sack yeah the burlap sack races

03:39:04.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:39:05.000 And so they would kill an animal, they'd poach it, they'd cut the meat off, they'd hang it on branches or rope and dry it out, and then they'd take that meat, which they just call protein, and put it in the burlap sack, take it, hike all the way back to the village and sell it.

03:39:20.000 And what do they leave?

03:39:21.000 The head and everything?

03:39:23.000 Yeah, just bones, you know, which you can't eat.

03:39:25.000 So anyway, that's, when you talk about killing animals, they will gladly take the animals you kill.

03:39:31.000 You know what I mean?

03:39:32.000 And as far as for hunting goes, you say, well, why would you want to go?

03:39:35.000 I mentioned why I'd go, but it also is the only economy they have over there.

03:39:39.000 You know, in Tanzania.

03:39:40.000 Monkey meat?

03:39:42.000 What?

03:39:42.000 Monkey meat?

03:39:43.000 They would need that.

03:39:44.000 No, some of them do though.

03:39:47.000 You said something is the only economy they have out there.

03:39:50.000 Hunting.

03:39:53.000 People would call it trophy money, but it's just, it's just hunters from abroad going there and, and putting money in the economy.

03:40:00.000 And that's the ultimate challenge.

03:40:02.000 Is that why you go with it?

03:40:03.000 Cause the ultimate challenge?

03:40:04.000 Yeah. 0.98

03:40:04.000 I mean, you know, to kill a Cape Buffalo with a bow and arrow. 0.98

03:40:09.000 Bad stuff. 0.98

03:40:10.000 Yeah.

03:40:10.000 Tough.

03:40:11.000 They call them black death. 0.97

03:40:12.000 Why? 1.00

03:40:13.000 They kill people. 1.00

03:40:14.000 Damn. 1.00

03:40:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:40:15.000 They're nasty.

03:40:15.000 So you, are you, you, you know, hunters that have died?

03:40:19.000 Um, I don't know personally any, I mean, I have friends that have died, not over there, but hunting.

03:40:26.000 They've died hunting?

03:40:27.000 Mm-hmm.

03:40:27.000 How?

03:40:28.000 I fell off a cliff.

03:40:29.000 That was my buddy right here, Roy.

03:40:32.000 He was sheep hunting.

03:40:34.000 Sheep hunting?

03:40:35.000 Yeah, he was hunting doll sheep up in Alaska.

03:40:38.000 When I talk about the challenge, that's why we do it.

03:40:43.000 We get up in the cliffs where those sheep live and he's with the bow and arrow.

03:40:48.000 One false step up there and that could be your last.

03:40:51.000 That's what happened to him a year ago, October 4th. 1.00

03:40:55.000 Damn, that sucks, man. 0.99

03:40:56.000 So, but that's, you know, when we talk about, you know, you want to hunt black death, you want to hunt sheep in the mountains, there's an inherent risk in doing that. 1.00

03:41:06.000 And we understand that.

03:41:08.000 And that's part of the journey.

03:41:09.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

03:41:13.000 It's a weird thing to be a person aware of all the things that you need to consume to stay alive. 0.98

03:41:21.000 I'm gonna stick with you guys when shit goes down. 0.92

03:41:25.000 Can I have your number? 0.99

03:41:25.000 I got Tony Ferguson, I got Joe Rogan, now I got you. 0.99

03:41:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:41:32.000 I'm not fucking around. 0.99

03:41:33.000 I'm thinking about my family. 0.99

03:41:34.000 You know what I mean?

03:41:34.000 I hear you, dude.

03:41:35.000 I hear you, dude. 1.00

03:41:35.000 Damn. 1.00

03:41:35.000 All I want is a job at your secret service. 1.00

03:41:38.000 You run shit? 1.00

03:41:38.000 I hear you, brother. 1.00

03:41:39.000 I told you, you're my Dana White.

03:41:40.000 You need me?

03:41:42.000 You need me to choke anybody out?

03:41:43.000 All right.

03:41:44.000 Beautiful.

03:41:44.000 Or just build my house, make my food, go hunt for me, and anybody?

03:41:48.000 I'll be your secret service.

03:41:49.000 You too.

03:41:50.000 And you get to help plan. 1.00

03:41:52.000 I'll fucking move like this shit. 1.00

03:41:53.000 Eddie is so paranoid, if I had him as head of security, no motherfucker would get in, ever. 1.00

03:41:57.000 I wouldn't trust anybody. 1.00

03:41:58.000 I wouldn't trust anybody.

03:41:59.000 He would double...

03:42:02.000 Cross his own teeth.

03:42:03.000 He's a criminal?

03:42:04.000 Let's really check into everything he says.

03:42:07.000 Trump government. 0.82

03:42:09.000 Everybody agrees that they're criminals.

03:42:11.000 Let's check into everything they say.

03:42:13.000 That's what Trump wants to do. 0.99

03:42:14.000 Let's look into what the fuck they're really saying. 0.99

03:42:17.000 What's wrong with that? 0.99

03:42:18.000 Oh no, let's just believe what they're saying.

03:42:19.000 I got one more question for Cam and then you guys can talk conspiracies.

03:42:22.000 No, no, no more conspiracies.

03:42:23.000 Just because I've never been a hunter, I've never been around hunting.

03:42:26.000 You grew up hunting?

03:42:27.000 Like as a kid?

03:42:28.000 Um, no.

03:42:29.000 You know, my dad didn't hunt.

03:42:31.000 He was an athlete. 1.00

03:42:33.000 Fucking pussy. 1.00

03:42:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:42:35.000 So he didn't hunt.

03:42:38.000 I don't know.

03:42:39.000 Just wasn't part of it.

03:42:40.000 So my mom and dad got divorced.

03:42:42.000 My stepdad got me started in hunting when I was 15 years old.

03:42:46.000 So that's when I started.

03:42:47.000 So yeah, so it's not like you grew up being around it.

03:42:49.000 No. 0.99

03:42:50.000 Damn, that's nuts. 1.00

03:42:51.000 No. 0.99

03:42:51.000 So then my buddy Roy, who died, he introduced me to bowhunting when I was 18. 0.99

03:42:56.000 And then that's all I've done since then. 0.96

03:42:58.000 Do you feel the rush is that no matter what the fuck goes down, you're going to be able to eat? 0.99

03:43:04.000 Oh yeah, no, no. 0.99

03:43:05.000 You feel that rush, right?

03:43:06.000 You feel that?

03:43:07.000 Hunting has given me confidence in all aspects of life because I've overcome so much out, you know, in the mountains. 0.98

03:43:14.000 You know that you guys can go out, shit went down, you went out to some stream in Colorado, you're going to find some truth, right? 0.96

03:43:20.000 Yeah, most likely. 1.00

03:43:22.000 Okay, I trust you, so I'm going to be right by your side.

03:43:24.000 But here's the thing, here's the reality of a day like today.

03:43:27.000 It's 86 degrees. 0.98

03:43:29.000 If there's nothing going on, if we don't have any refrigeration, we're kind of fucked. 0.92

03:43:34.000 Because food's not going to last. 0.82

03:43:36.000 So you're going to have to get it on a regular basis. 0.99

03:43:38.000 You're going to have to dry shit out. 0.99

03:43:39.000 You're going to have to have vegetables. 1.00

03:43:40.000 Just like the Africans in Tanzania. 1.00

03:43:42.000 They dry that meat out.

03:43:43.000 Or just like the settlers did when they first came here at the turn of the century.

03:43:47.000 I trust you guys.

03:43:48.000 Well, they decimated the animal populations across the country.

03:43:51.000 I'm reading that Dan Flores book about coyotes in America.

03:43:56.000 You're reading a book about coyotes? 0.99

03:43:58.000 Dude, it's fucking incredible. 0.99

03:44:00.000 It's incredible. 0.98

03:44:01.000 When you find out what they did to... The coyotes?

03:44:06.000 Well, what they did to all the animals across the United States.

03:44:10.000 After the war, a bunch of people... Which war was it?

03:44:13.000 The Spanish-American War?

03:44:14.000 Which war was it?

03:44:15.000 It should have been, yeah.

03:44:16.000 Spanish-American War.

03:44:17.000 Post that, these soldiers came back and they needed a way to make a living, and one of the things they did was what they called market hunting. 0.98

03:44:25.000 They'd go across the country just shooting shit for stores. 1.00

03:44:28.000 And they had to shoot shit all the time. 1.00

03:44:30.000 For what? 1.00

03:44:31.000 For stores!

03:44:32.000 For meat! 0.71

03:44:32.000 To sell. 0.71

03:44:33.000 To sell.

03:44:34.000 For meat! 0.71

03:44:35.000 Like, people had domesticated some animals, but there was also a lot of money in just shooting animals and getting the meat out of them.

03:44:41.000 Where'd you get this information?

03:44:42.000 From the library?

03:44:44.000 Dude, this is all from Dan Flores' book.

03:44:48.000 He's a professor.

03:44:50.000 No, no, no.

03:44:51.000 Dan Flores is a professor, and he used to be Steve Rinella's professor, and he was in some sort of a natural history class, I believe it was.

03:45:04.000 Anyway, he's like a wildlife historian, so he understands the history of wildlife in this country, and he's like a

03:45:10.000 Yeah.

03:45:10.000 Wasn't part of it?

03:45:32.000 Is because it had to be fresh all the time, basically, because we couldn't keep it.

03:45:36.000 You know, it's no different than a mountain lion killing every three days.

03:45:40.000 They like to eat fresh meat. 1.00

03:45:41.000 In their defense, they didn't know they were going to kill all the goddamn animals. 1.00

03:45:44.000 They probably thought it was going to last forever. 0.99

03:45:46.000 They probably didn't have a good, accurate account of them, that's for sure. 1.00

03:45:49.000 They just got a family, they're trying to make some fucking money. 0.98

03:45:51.000 Nowadays, there's a conservation mindset. 0.99

03:45:54.000 So we have the ability to look at numbers, we look at carrying capacity for the land.

03:45:59.000 What's your dream kill?

03:46:02.000 It's like a dream date.

03:46:04.000 It's a dream kill.

03:46:05.000 Come on, you know you got one. 1.00

03:46:07.000 There's got to be something that you want to kill before you die. 0.99

03:46:10.000 Well, no, I mean... A human? 0.96

03:46:13.000 No, I'm kidding.

03:46:14.000 I like elk hunting.

03:46:15.000 If I only could hunt elk or one animal the rest of my life, it'd be elk, and that's what we just got done doing. 0.99

03:46:20.000 What if you started harpooning fish and shit? 0.99

03:46:22.000 None of that stuff. 0.99

03:46:22.000 No, not into that. 0.99

03:46:24.000 I'm into bow hunting.

03:46:24.000 Sailfish?

03:46:25.000 He's a specialist.

03:46:27.000 Okay, so the ultimate's an elk.

03:46:29.000 What about you?

03:46:30.000 It's the same.

03:46:30.000 No, elk's the best.

03:46:32.000 No, no, no, because you want to be able to eat it.

03:46:34.000 You wanna be able to eat it.

03:46:39.000 Oh yeah.

03:46:39.000 And you put it in the cabin?

03:46:41.000 Everything.

03:46:42.000 In front of the fire. 0.99

03:46:44.000 Either it's on the fucking wall or on the floor. 1.00

03:46:49.000 It's everywhere. 1.00

03:46:50.000 Exactly. 0.98

03:46:51.000 The first one you gotta fucking use everything. 1.00

03:46:53.000 The second one you're like, I already got a goddamn rug. 1.00

03:46:56.000 The second one, you just save the head. 1.00

03:47:00.000 Boom! 0.99

03:47:01.000 Keep it all.

03:47:02.000 Keep it all off everyone.

03:47:03.000 You're so right!

03:47:04.000 Oh wait a minute, you sell.

03:47:06.000 You can always sell.

03:47:06.000 No, you can't actually.

03:47:08.000 But you're so right.

03:47:09.000 That's how people do it.

03:47:10.000 Can you imagine you kill a bear?

03:47:12.000 Put it on your Instagram. 0.93

03:47:13.000 Boom! 0.99

03:47:14.000 That's 6,000.

03:47:15.000 I can't imagine that.

03:47:15.000 I've done that many times.

03:47:17.000 Oh you have?

03:47:18.000 People get real mad. 1.00

03:47:19.000 That's where the dead body fuck party came from. 0.99

03:47:21.000 I thought it was my idea. 1.00

03:47:22.000 You get a ton of hate on Instagram when you post haunting shit, right? 1.00

03:47:26.000 Jamie, show Eddie that bear paw. 1.00

03:47:29.000 On my Instagram.

03:47:30.000 What's the biggest bear you killed?

03:47:32.000 Polar bear?

03:47:33.000 No, it's a brown bear.

03:47:34.000 It's 9'6".

03:47:35.000 I don't think you can kill polar bears.

03:47:38.000 Yeah, you can. 1.00

03:47:39.000 You can put your mind into it, and you say, fuck it. 1.00

03:47:43.000 I'm going to fucking evolve. 1.00

03:47:44.000 We're going to do the snow. 0.99

03:47:46.000 We're going to fucking break new ground. 0.98

03:47:47.000 We're going to break new ground. 0.99

03:47:49.000 That's fake.

03:47:51.000 It's photoshopped.

03:47:53.000 Dude, that's not real.

03:47:54.000 Come on, man.

03:47:55.000 No way is that real! 1.00

03:47:56.000 Look at that fucking paw. 1.00

03:47:58.000 Where'd you catch him slipping at? 1.00

03:47:59.000 No way.

03:48:01.000 That was up in Alaska.

03:48:02.000 Which app did you use?

03:48:03.000 Which app did you use? 1.00

03:48:05.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

03:48:05.000 One boner, it killed him? 1.00

03:48:06.000 One shot.

03:48:07.000 No way that's real.

03:48:08.000 Where'd you hit him at?

03:48:09.000 Right in the lungs. 1.00

03:48:10.000 Damn! 1.00

03:48:10.000 One shot! 1.00

03:48:12.000 It's an optical illusion, you know, you hold it so close to the camera it appears big, but your head, because your head, because that looks, that looks like it's nine feet tall.

03:48:22.000 Well, it's an enormous bear.

03:48:23.000 Listen, that bear was nine foot six inches.

03:48:25.000 What?!

03:48:25.000 Shit.

03:48:26.000 I was right, see? 1.00

03:48:26.000 I told you. 1.00

03:48:27.000 And was the meat good?

03:48:28.000 Was the bear meat?

03:48:29.000 The meat's not very good on those.

03:48:30.000 Oh my god.

03:48:31.000 You can get really sick if you don't well cook bear meat, right?

03:48:34.000 You get really sick.

03:48:35.000 But it's also, they have a different taste.

03:48:36.000 It's called trichinosis.

03:48:37.000 How many times did you have to hit it?

03:48:38.000 Just one arrow. 0.96

03:48:40.000 In the head? 0.97

03:48:40.000 No. 0.97

03:48:41.000 Where?

03:48:41.000 No, right in the heart.

03:48:42.000 The lungs.

03:48:43.000 The lungs.

03:48:44.000 You take out the lungs. 1.00

03:48:45.000 God damn, that was crazy. 0.99

03:48:46.000 And then how long? 1.00

03:48:47.000 Two minutes?

03:48:48.000 Three minutes?

03:48:49.000 No, um, let's see, that one was dead in about 30 seconds.

03:48:54.000 What?

03:48:55.000 You didn't have to go up, go kneel on the belly on them and throw some old Vitor style kneel on the belly punches?

03:49:00.000 It's hard for people to imagine that you need to control the population of certain animals.

03:49:07.000 It's hard for people.

03:49:09.000 That's a weird one for people. 0.96

03:49:10.000 It's like you're not going to eat it, but you need to kill it? 0.98

03:49:12.000 Why do you guys need to kill it? 0.99

03:49:14.000 I mentioned that today. 0.80

03:49:15.000 It's a confusing conversation with these people.

03:49:18.000 I love bears. 0.99

03:49:19.000 They're beautiful and all that shit. 0.98

03:49:21.000 But hey, you know what? 0.99

03:49:24.000 I don't mind it.

03:49:24.000 Hey, why do you love bears?

03:49:26.000 I love bears because of Yogi the bear in the cartoons.

03:49:29.000 I got brainwashed.

03:49:30.000 I got brainwashed as a kid. 1.00

03:49:32.000 But I don't want to be attacked by no goddamn bear. 1.00

03:49:35.000 So if that fear was eliminated 1000%, maybe more fucking Mexicans would go in the woods. 1.00

03:49:42.000 That's a good point. 1.00

03:49:43.000 Strong Mexican wood presence is not there.

03:49:46.000 That's why we stay in the cities. 0.99

03:49:49.000 Well, bears are fucking legitimately scary. 0.94

03:49:51.000 I'm sure you saw that video that was going around just a couple of days ago of a guy who's a, he's a knife maker, right? 0.99

03:49:56.000 Montana.

03:49:56.000 He was up in the woods and he got attacked by a mama bear and he got attacked twice.

03:50:00.000 He got away, he sprayed her with a bear spray, she still got a hold of him, he got away, and then he got away a second time.

03:50:06.000 Is that the best way to get away from a beer?

03:50:08.000 Is that beer spray legit?

03:50:10.000 Because I was making fun of the guy.

03:50:12.000 And Callen's like, no, the beer spray's kind of legit.

03:50:14.000 It's kind of legit.

03:50:16.000 It's kind of legit, but it doesn't work always.

03:50:18.000 It didn't work in this case.

03:50:19.000 Is that you?

03:50:20.000 That's this guy.

03:50:21.000 That's you.

03:50:22.000 No, this is like last week, Eddie.

03:50:24.000 This guy, see his right ear?

03:50:26.000 His scalp is like shredded down to the bone right there.

03:50:31.000 It's like he's got a giant flap of ear.

03:50:33.000 Is he a bear researcher?

03:50:35.000 No, he's a hunter.

03:50:36.000 He was scouting for elk.

03:50:37.000 The bear bit his arm.

03:50:39.000 Look at that.

03:50:40.000 How often does that happen?

03:50:42.000 Once a year?

03:50:43.000 Yeah, probably.

03:50:44.000 Once a year someone gets attacked by a bear.

03:50:45.000 Yeah, I would say.

03:50:46.000 That's a good number.

03:50:47.000 Did you hear about that Boy Scout leader?

03:50:49.000 Where, you know, in Boy Scouts they tell you if you run into a bear, that yellow stone, he goes, if there's a bear, everyone lays down. 1.00

03:50:56.000 And they stumble upon a, you know, a fucking black bear, and he lays down, and all the other troops are watching, and the bear's like, look at this fucking idiot, and just ate him in front of the troops. 1.00

03:51:07.000 Oh my god. 1.00

03:51:08.000 Was that on YouTube?

03:51:10.000 It's on all over the internet.

03:51:13.000 Prove it to me!

03:51:14.000 There's a real difference between the behavior of black bears and brown bears.

03:51:18.000 And what's really weird is that more black bears attack people as predators. 0.99

03:51:24.000 That's racist! 0.92

03:51:24.000 Versus more brown bears attack people out of shock. 0.92

03:51:29.000 Like a brown bear, like what happened with this guy is what happens all the time. 0.99

03:51:32.000 You fuck up and you get near a mama with her cubs and she just rips you apart. 0.99

03:51:38.000 That's what happens to most of these guys. 1.00

03:51:40.000 But hold on a second, when they play dead, there's a different reaction than when a black bear gets you.

03:51:45.000 If a black bear gets you and you play dead, he might think you're dead and just start eating you. 0.99

03:51:50.000 Ass first. 1.00

03:51:50.000 Ass first, right Kim? 1.00

03:51:53.000 Well, the first was coyotes, I think. 1.00

03:51:56.000 What you want to do is... White bears are the worst.

03:52:00.000 The polar bears, they're the worst. 0.99

03:52:02.000 That's racist.

03:52:03.000 Yeah.

03:52:04.000 Think about polar bears.

03:52:06.000 They are the worst.

03:52:06.000 They're the worst.

03:52:07.000 But they're not here.

03:52:08.000 The thing is, they're clear.

03:52:10.000 There's like five of them.

03:52:11.000 Polar bears is their hair is clear apparently.

03:52:13.000 Their skin is black.

03:52:14.000 Here's the thing.

03:52:16.000 How can you say their hair is clear?

03:52:17.000 I'm going back on what I just said.

03:52:18.000 Clear?

03:52:19.000 How can you say their hair is clear when it's actually white?

03:52:21.000 It's white.

03:52:22.000 But it's clear.

03:52:23.000 They say it's clear.

03:52:24.000 Whatever.

03:52:26.000 You're Norwegian. 0.97

03:52:27.000 You're not Norwegian, you're white. 1.00

03:52:29.000 Okay?

03:52:31.000 I think they describe their hair as being clear.

03:52:33.000 That's exactly what they say, I thought.

03:52:35.000 Explain what?

03:52:35.000 It's actually transparent.

03:52:37.000 See?

03:52:37.000 It holds no color.

03:52:38.000 It appears to be white because it reflects visual light.

03:52:41.000 I've seen polar bear hide that was white.

03:52:45.000 Really?

03:52:45.000 That's what I'm saying.

03:52:46.000 That's why I'm confused.

03:52:47.000 But also polar bears at the zoo, it's not going off white snow.

03:52:50.000 It's going off light.

03:52:52.000 Yeah, they're still white. 0.84

03:52:54.000 The fur is actually transparent and holds no color.

03:52:57.000 It only appears white because it reflects visible light.

03:52:59.000 Then it would look like a jellyfish.

03:53:00.000 Then it would look like the ocean!

03:53:02.000 Come on! 0.61

03:53:02.000 Okay, is that a technicality though? 0.61

03:53:04.000 No, that's just a test on how stupid people are. 1.00

03:53:06.000 Doesn't all color reflect visible light in some way, right? 1.00

03:53:10.000 But the pigment, no.

03:53:12.000 Jamie, that's right, you're a photographer.

03:53:13.000 My cat's white, it's white.

03:53:14.000 That's it, it's white.

03:53:15.000 My brain's working weird on a rep, I'm pretty sure.

03:53:18.000 I think like black reflects or absorbs all light.

03:53:21.000 It's one of those two.

03:53:21.000 Right, black absorbs.

03:53:24.000 When it's in the ocean, it wouldn't look white then.

03:53:27.000 Once it jumps in the water, why is it still white?

03:53:30.000 Do lights change color based on how much, or rather colors, rather change their hues based on how much light is there?

03:53:40.000 A color is a frequency on the spectrum of light.

03:53:46.000 So you're seeing that frequency.

03:53:49.000 It's all there.

03:53:50.000 It's like technically our eyes are only seeing a certain

03:53:56.000 We're good to go!

03:54:15.000 It's getting into saying here, it's reflecting light that only we can see. 0.87

03:54:18.000 It's a very fucked up version of it, or explanation, sorry. 0.98

03:54:22.000 That's fucking legit, James. 0.99

03:54:24.000 I'm proud of you. 0.98

03:54:24.000 I think your new nickname is Jamie Ph.D. 0.98

03:54:28.000 That's it right there.

03:54:28.000 It's Young Jamie.

03:54:29.000 Young Jamie's smart as fuck. 1.00

03:54:30.000 Jamie just threw down some Ph.D. 1.00

03:54:32.000 type shit. 1.00

03:54:33.000 He certainly did. 1.00

03:54:35.000 So all this stuff about their white skin, I'm not sure I understand it.

03:54:39.000 They're actually Mexican.

03:54:41.000 They have black skin, right? 0.59

03:54:42.000 Underneath all that.

03:54:43.000 I think they're really dark.

03:54:44.000 They have black noses.

03:54:45.000 Yeah, I think they're actually, like, they have a dark body underneath all that stuff. 0.55

03:54:49.000 They're like M&M.

03:54:52.000 It's a weird animal, man. 1.00

03:54:53.000 They're just up there jacking shit. 1.00

03:54:54.000 They don't have a single piece of vegetable. 1.00

03:54:56.000 So you can't really kill a lot of polar bears, right?

03:54:59.000 Because there's not a ton of them.

03:55:01.000 You're not polar bear hunting. 0.97

03:55:02.000 If a polar bear had to fight a grizzly bear, and I'm sure they've been on borders, where like every now and then, like, bitch, the snow's mine. 0.99

03:55:09.000 And like, bitch, the mountains are mine. 1.00

03:55:11.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

03:55:12.000 Has there ever been a polar bear versus grizzly bear match? 1.00

03:55:15.000 I don't know.

03:55:16.000 Polar bears are so well insulated by inches of blubber and fur that their heat signature is nearly invisible through infrared photography. 0.99

03:55:24.000 Damn, young Jamie's on the ball. 0.99

03:55:26.000 Damn, they got soundproof. 1.00

03:55:28.000 That's crazy. 1.00

03:55:28.000 They need to make fucking sound studios, like Kanye West is going to make a sound studio of bear blubber. 1.00

03:55:35.000 Dude, you can barely see them. 0.99

03:55:36.000 Cam, did you think this is what you'd be getting into?

03:55:39.000 It's all good.

03:55:39.000 He knew.

03:55:40.000 I told him.

03:55:41.000 He knew what's up.

03:55:43.000 Give him a heads up.

03:55:44.000 It's like a lot of things in life.

03:55:45.000 You have to experience it.

03:55:46.000 Yeah.

03:55:47.000 Once you experience it, you know, an actual fight companion,

03:55:50.000 No, I was excited.

03:55:50.000 We don't know where these things go.

03:55:51.000 I was excited to come.

03:55:53.000 They go, they go down the tracks, they take turns, they go through the woods, you gotta cover up, you're knocking over trees.

03:55:58.000 I apologize.

03:55:58.000 They get back out to the ocean.

03:55:59.000 I might watch this one.

03:56:00.000 I'm sorry.

03:56:01.000 It was awesome.

03:56:01.000 It was fine, man.

03:56:02.000 Listen, these are awesome.

03:56:02.000 I apologize.

03:56:03.000 It's part of what's beautiful about these things.

03:56:04.000 There's nothing to be sorry for.

03:56:05.000 Everybody's used to it.

03:56:07.000 Listen.

03:56:09.000 It's just what's fun about these things, is their chaos.

03:56:12.000 I was excited to be involved, and I learned one thing.

03:56:15.000 I can't show favoritism.

03:56:17.000 I know you can.

03:56:18.000 It's important.

03:56:19.000 You gotta be open-minded.

03:56:22.000 I didn't want Vitor or Dan.

03:56:23.000 You can do whatever you want, man. 0.99

03:56:25.000 I'm actually talking shit, and I'm talking at it through my perspective. 1.00

03:56:28.000 He can't. 1.00

03:56:29.000 He's a commentator.

03:56:30.000 He can't show. 0.99

03:56:32.000 You gotta keep the dialogue going, so if there's really nothing, the last resort is, I'm gonna talk shit on what you just fucking said, because I ain't got nothing else. 0.99

03:56:40.000 So you gotta keep it going. 1.00

03:56:41.000 That's what happens a lot, you're like, fuck, I'm sorry bro, it's for the show, we're gonna sacrifice you. 1.00

03:56:47.000 We're gonna sacrifice you. 0.99

03:56:48.000 Yeah, like, as a commentator, man, it's really hard to not have favoritism, like when one of your boys is fighting.

03:56:54.000 You talk too much!

03:56:55.000 You talk too much! 1.00

03:56:56.000 Shut up! 1.00

03:56:56.000 You talk too much! 1.00

03:56:58.000 Bitch! 1.00

03:57:00.000 What the fuck are we supposed to do? 1.00

03:57:01.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

03:57:01.000 Can you imagine dead air? 1.00

03:57:03.000 If it was normal that there was six seconds, nine seconds of dead air pockets everywhere on the show.

03:57:09.000 Can you imagine if that was normal?

03:57:11.000 On this show?

03:57:12.000 In any show, like, that was normal.

03:57:14.000 The podcast or UFC?

03:57:16.000 Anything.

03:57:17.000 You gotta keep it going.

03:57:18.000 You gotta keep it going. 1.00

03:57:19.000 And if you're the host, your name is on it, shit. 0.99

03:57:22.000 Sometimes there's dead air on UFC. 1.00

03:57:23.000 You're gonna cut people off.

03:57:24.000 You're gonna cut people off. 0.87

03:57:25.000 There has to be.

03:57:25.000 Because you gotta keep it going.

03:57:27.000 Like, bitch, we'll go back to your shit. 1.00

03:57:28.000 We got four hours. 1.00

03:57:29.000 We'll get back to your shit, but now that I got this shit, let me finish this, let me kill 20 minutes, and then we'll get back to your shit. 1.00

03:57:35.000 I think some fights it's important to give dead air. 1.00

03:57:38.000 You gotta figure out when to do it though, and I'm not always right. 0.58

03:57:40.000 I fuck it up a lot.

03:57:42.000 It's just because it's your ad-living. 0.88

03:57:44.000 Like if people complain about like

03:57:46.000 Commentary on one way or another way.

03:57:48.000 I'm just trying to do my best. 0.97

03:57:49.000 And sometimes it's a slippery thing, like when people are fighting and crazy shit's going on.

03:57:54.000 You're passionate and also you might not recognize everything that's happening.

03:57:57.000 Things happen.

03:57:59.000 You're looking for patterns and striking, but you're also looking for someone slowing down. 0.99

03:58:03.000 There's a lot of shit you're looking for. 0.99

03:58:05.000 It's a weird gig. 1.00

03:58:08.000 The crazy thing is that we talked about this years, years ago when you first started commentating for the UFC.

03:58:15.000 As a fantasy, wouldn't it be cool if somehow the owner of the UFC wanted you to be yourself? 0.98

03:58:25.000 And wanted you to say whatever the fuck you wanted to say, just like this. 0.99

03:58:29.000 It was a fantasy! 0.99

03:58:30.000 And now it's happening.

03:58:31.000 You can say whatever you want.

03:58:32.000 We don't even have to talk about it.

03:58:34.000 We're talking about this show, yeah.

03:58:35.000 It's a beautiful thing.

03:58:36.000 What's happening right now? 1.00

03:58:38.000 Shit. 1.00

03:58:39.000 No rules. 1.00

03:58:40.000 It's true freestyle.

03:58:41.000 We can't even bring in DiGiorno's or Domino's. 0.99

03:58:43.000 This is free fucking style. 0.99

03:58:45.000 You know? 0.99

03:58:45.000 And here's another thing. 0.99

03:58:47.000 Friends who don't always agree on shit but still love each other have a great time hanging out and talking shit. 1.00

03:58:53.000 I hate this motherfucker because he's trying to steal. 1.00

03:58:54.000 We hate each other. 1.00

03:58:56.000 We hate each other.

03:58:56.000 You know what, I know you don't want to admit it, but you're trying to steal him away from me.

03:59:01.000 I'm not going to let that happen, brother.

03:59:03.000 I'm going to love you, but that's not happening.

03:59:07.000 You know what I mean?

03:59:08.000 My point is that there's an illusion.

03:59:09.000 There's an illusion that a lot of people suffer under.

03:59:12.000 And that illusion is that someone has to think exactly like you for you to be their friend. 1.00

03:59:15.000 And I think that shit is so stupid. 1.00

03:59:17.000 Because there's a lot of people that have some crazy ideas and I love them to death. 1.00

03:59:21.000 I give them a hug every time I see them. 0.99

03:59:22.000 And I only talk to them about certain shit. 1.00

03:59:24.000 Who wants to hang out with somebody exactly like them? 1.00

03:59:26.000 Yeah, a lot of people do, man.

03:59:28.000 A lot of people are scared of being themselves.

03:59:31.000 And so, because of that, they want to find some comfortable frequency.

03:59:35.000 It's like an accent that everyone in the neighborhood has.

03:59:38.000 It's a way of thinking and behaving that reinforces the idea that you're on the same team as everybody else.

03:59:44.000 It's a natural instinct that we have.

03:59:45.000 It's a tribal instinct. 0.98

03:59:47.000 I give Eddie shit, but there's a couple of things he's sent me links to, and we've had long talks with legit stuff, especially when it comes to my kids. 1.00

03:59:54.000 There's a fucking spectrum. 1.00

03:59:55.000 There's a spectrum. 0.98

03:59:56.000 People think, I know it's a beautiful thing that people think all this drama that's going on, but me and Brendan, we're not like Titan going out and having fucking lunch all the time, but let me tell you, I rarely go out to lunch with any friends or anything.

04:00:10.000 I don't hang out with anybody.

04:00:11.000 I have no time between all my schools.

04:00:14.000 It's just all my free time is my wife and my son.

04:00:18.000 Everything else is business.

04:00:19.000 My wife and my son, business.

04:00:21.000 I don't hang out with anybody. 0.91

04:00:22.000 So, I mean, Brendan, I fuckin' love Blanton. 0.99

04:00:24.000 I don't know how many times I said, to you personally, off camera, I said, that motherfucker, you too, when you guys go off on MMA, I've told him at least three times. 0.98

04:00:34.000 You guys have amazing chemistry because you guys remember fights. 1.00

04:00:38.000 I don't remember shit. 0.99

04:00:39.000 So when you started talking about this guy knocked out this guy three years ago, I just shut the fuck up because my brain don't work like that no more. 0.99

04:00:47.000 I watch too many conspiracy theories. 0.94

04:00:49.000 You guys are watching fights?

04:00:51.000 I'm watching the oil deception over and over again.

04:00:54.000 I'm going to be honest though.

04:00:54.000 I'm going to be honest, man.

04:00:56.000 When I talk to Shaab, when I talk to you, it elevates my thinking about past fights because I know you know so much about past fights.

04:01:03.000 So I know I'm talking to a dude who's on the same level as far as your history of pride fights.

04:01:09.000 Not really.

04:01:09.000 We're pretty close.

04:01:10.000 You guys are like fucking battling with swords and shit. 1.00

04:01:11.000 No, no, no. 1.00

04:01:12.000 Pretty close.

04:01:12.000 But it's inspiring.

04:01:13.000 You know so much about it that I have to remember shit. 0.99

04:01:16.000 What's your system? 1.00

04:01:18.000 How do you stay so sharp?

04:01:20.000 Because I know you stay sharp.

04:01:21.000 You've got work ethic when it comes to being on top of the UFC and what's going on.

04:01:26.000 And I know you've got work ethic.

04:01:27.000 I know you said before you go to bed you have to watch some fights, right?

04:01:31.000 Yeah, I like to watch fights before I go to bed.

04:01:33.000 But it's just because you guys like it, right?

04:01:35.000 Yeah, I just like it so I stay up on it and I go on.

04:01:38.000 When do you watch the fights? 1.00

04:01:39.000 When do you memorize the shit? 1.00

04:01:41.000 You know what I've been doing a lot, man? 1.00

04:01:42.000 I've been watching a lot of Muay Thai, man.

04:01:45.000 A lot of Muay Thai.

04:01:46.000 You know me, I barely can keep up with MMA and UFC, so I don't have time for kickboxing and boxing, but in Big Bear, 0.99

04:02:01.000 Triple G, I got a taste of that motherfucker. 1.00

04:02:03.000 I like him. 1.00

04:02:04.000 All of a sudden, I got a little foot in the door in boxing.

04:02:08.000 But I also, while I was up in Big Bear, we're fucking just chilling, making sure our seizures don't act up, like all night.

04:02:16.000 And we put on The Best of Glory.

04:02:18.000 The Best of Glory? 0.99

04:02:21.000 Holy shit. 0.98

04:02:23.000 Get on UFC Fight Pass and watch the, they'll go through, there's a documentary. 0.99

04:02:29.000 Man, they hit, 0.93

04:02:30.000 Fucking hard, holy shit Listen man, I'm good I'm so glad you brought that up because I was actually gonna ask you guys if you want to do this Those guys are a fight companion for glory when there's glory glory Denver and it's on October 21st 0.99

04:02:50.000 And it's in Denver. 0.99

04:02:51.000 Is that a Saturday?

04:02:52.000 I think it's Nikki Holtzkin is rematching Murtho Groenhaal.

04:02:57.000 Is that who it is?

04:02:58.000 You said October what?

04:03:00.000 Oh, I'll tell you again.

04:03:01.000 But I was thinking it'd be fun to do that.

04:03:05.000 The 21st of October.

04:03:07.000 Friday.

04:03:08.000 Yeah.

04:03:08.000 21st of October?

04:03:10.000 He's fighting Groenhardt, who's a bad motherfucker. 0.99

04:03:12.000 They had a really close fight the first time. 0.99

04:03:14.000 Really close.

04:03:16.000 Varga vs. Roosmalen.

04:03:18.000 Roosmalen's also been- So the 24th of October?

04:03:19.000 21st.

04:03:20.000 Oh, sorry.

04:03:20.000 21st.

04:03:20.000 Sorry.

04:03:22.000 And, uh, but Nikki Holtzkin is a bad motherfucker, dude. 1.00

04:03:25.000 Yeah, Nikki Holtzkin's a monster. 1.00

04:03:27.000 I'm gonna be, 21st of October, I'm gonna be in, uh, Springfield. 0.99

04:03:30.000 Damn it. 0.99

04:03:31.000 Oregon. 1.00

04:03:32.000 Growing hearts is a bad motherfucker, too. 1.00

04:03:33.000 10th planet, Springfield, in the house. 0.99

04:03:35.000 You know who we need to get in, if you can?

04:03:36.000 We need to get Joe Schilling in for that one.

04:03:39.000 Right?

04:03:39.000 Yeah, that, yeah.

04:03:40.000 Right?

04:03:41.000 Because Joe was fighting for glory for a long time. 0.97

04:03:44.000 In that highlight, they showed that fight that we saw at the forum, when we were there live, where they went into overtime, and they did the extra rounds, and he fucking knocked out that dude. 0.86

04:03:52.000 Yeah, that was amazing. 0.67

04:03:53.000 Last man standing.

04:03:54.000 Hey, do you want to do some more mountain running on October 21st?

04:03:59.000 In Springfield?

04:04:00.000 He just had a disc replaced in his back, a pretty significant back operation.

04:04:05.000 I've enrolled Jiu Jitsu in over four months now.

04:04:08.000 I just had major back surgery, so I think I might take off the rest of the year, just to be sure.

04:04:14.000 Safe, smart.

04:04:15.000 Just to be sure.

04:04:16.000 Because when the doctor tells me, you know, I was on 0.79

04:04:19.000 You know, you can either get fusion on your disc, which is last resort, we just gotta fuckin' screw everything together, or we could put a disc in. 0.99

04:04:27.000 There's people that are qualified for the disc, and if you don't qualify for that disc, they're like, you know what, your shit's so fucked up, you gotta fuckin' lock all that shit up with screws. 0.99

04:04:37.000 So I was on the fence. 0.99

04:04:38.000 So the doctor would sit me down and say,

04:04:41.000 What is this? 1.00

04:04:57.000 And just clinch on motherfuckers. 1.00

04:04:59.000 That ain't impacting my roles ever, dude. 1.00

04:05:02.000 Do you have any back issues, Kim? 0.97

04:05:03.000 All that running and hiking shit? 0.99

04:05:05.000 Because that's the only thing that tightens me up is when I run. 0.99

04:05:07.000 I love running, but that's what tightens my back.

04:05:09.000 Yeah.

04:05:10.000 You're pretty big.

04:05:11.000 You know, that makes a difference on running for the pounding.

04:05:14.000 So it's tougher on your body.

04:05:15.000 But with all the hunting or anything, you haven't had any injuries or knee problems?

04:05:18.000 Nothing?

04:05:19.000 No. 1.00

04:05:19.000 Damn, man. 1.00

04:05:20.000 What's a really big guy for a 100 mile? 1.00

04:05:23.000 Is it anybody?

04:05:24.000 Who's been the biggest guy?

04:05:26.000 Nobody's ever over 180.

04:05:29.000 Really?

04:05:30.000 So I can't do it?

04:05:31.000 I can't make it?

04:05:32.000 I can't do it?

04:05:33.000 You can do it.

04:05:34.000 I was going to talk about it earlier when we were talking about Stefan's truth.

04:05:37.000 I was thinking, there's only like a certain amount of blood that that guy can get to his body, right?

04:05:42.000 He's got so much body to deal with.

04:05:45.000 His cardio can't be as good as a Mighty Mouse.

04:05:48.000 It's just so big.

04:05:49.000 Not physically, yeah. 0.85

04:05:50.000 It's just so much blood has to keep pumping to fuel that big, giant-ass body.

04:05:54.000 I would love to do it.

04:05:55.000 I run 14 miles a week.

04:05:57.000 And for a bigger guy, I love to run.

04:05:59.000 His size might not have anything to do with a UFC fight, though.

04:06:05.000 Maybe if he was had to survive the apocalypse, he would see the difference.

04:06:08.000 But I don't think you'd see the difference. 0.87

04:06:11.000 Just because he's 7 foot, that he's going to have shitty cardio?

04:06:14.000 No, I'm just saying that when you're 265, I think there's a magic number, and I think a lot of guys agree with this, and it's around where Stipe Miocik is, it's around where Cain Velasquez is, it's that 240 number.

04:06:25.000 It seems like 240 is as heavy as you want to get because you can handle a guy that's 265, because that 25-pound differential, although it seems like a big difference, if the skill's better, it plays itself out.

04:06:37.000 Because the 25-pound differential, that guy, that 265-pound guy, or bigger at cutting down to it, has such a giant reservoir that he needs to fill.

04:06:47.000 And they're also slower.

04:06:48.000 They're slower, but if you're a 240 and you've got Brock Lesnar, that's not good.

04:06:53.000 That's not true, because that's what Cain Velasquez did to him.

04:06:56.000 He worked him.

04:06:57.000 Brock took him down, he got right back up, and Brock got tired, and Kane did not, and Kane started beating on him with perfect striking.

04:07:04.000 Just perfect.

04:07:04.000 Pop, pop, pop.

04:07:05.000 And Brock was like, oh shit, I'm in deep fucking trouble. 1.00

04:07:09.000 And he took him down and beat him up. 0.99

04:07:11.000 It was a brutal fight, and an excellent example of how a 240 pound fighter might be a better deal.

04:07:17.000 That's why he could argue too that Kane's a better fighter.

04:07:19.000 But that's fighter, that's, I mean that could be a fighting style

04:07:22.000 Man vs. Man, too.

04:07:38.000 But almost more importantly, championship mindset.

04:07:42.000 Like 100% confidence in himself.

04:07:44.000 And cardio that's just like superhuman.

04:07:46.000 So he has a championship mindset, he has the heart like no one else, and then he has cardio. 0.97

04:07:50.000 This is how fucking hard MMA is. 0.84

04:07:54.000 Even that guy lost. 0.98

04:07:55.000 Yeah.

04:07:56.000 It's not crazy.

04:07:56.000 Come on, man!

04:07:58.000 Even that guy can have a day where he just, like when he fought Fabrizio Verdum or JDS.

04:08:06.000 That's why some of these best guys have ten losses.

04:08:09.000 Yep, exactly.

04:08:11.000 Look, man, in my opinion, I mean, Kane is not done.

04:08:16.000 His career is not done.

04:08:17.000 But when it all goes down, you have to look at him in his prime and go, that is one of the very best examples of a heavyweight fighter we've ever seen, if not the best.

04:08:25.000 I think he's top two, if not number one, for sure.

04:08:28.000 I'm 100% with you.

04:08:28.000 See, I think he could be number one.

04:08:30.000 But it might be Fedor.

04:08:31.000 See, you could toss Verdum in there with that argument.

04:08:34.000 You could toss Verdum in there.

04:08:35.000 You could toss Verdum in there.

04:08:36.000 It's true.

04:08:37.000 On accomplishments, on paper, you have to look at Verdum.

04:08:39.000 But I think Kane, most likely, obviously just my educated opinion, I think he's the best matchup to beat Stipe.

04:08:49.000 With skill sets.

04:08:49.000 If he does get through Verdum, and then he gets Stipe, it's a tough matchup for Stipe if you look at it on paper.

04:08:55.000 If they fight the way he fought... I mean, here's the thing.

04:08:58.000 Kane's been through some wars with Junior.

04:09:00.000 For sure.

04:09:01.000 Stipe's been through wars.

04:09:03.000 He has.

04:09:03.000 And Stipe went through a war with Junior.

04:09:05.000 But the difference between Stipe's war with Junior, and I know MMA math doesn't really work this way.

04:09:09.000 You can't look at one guy and go, just because one guy beat one guy, he's going to beat the other guy.

04:09:13.000 It doesn't work like that.

04:09:14.000 But if they fight in the same way that Stipe fought Junior Dos Santos, you've got to think that Kane can keep a pace that's ahead of where JDS was.

04:09:23.000 Correct.

04:09:23.000 And Stipe and him.

04:09:25.000 It was a very close fight between him and JDS.

04:09:27.000 Super close.

04:09:29.000 Him hitting that high level upper echelon of the heavyweight division for the first time as well, other than the Strew fight.

04:09:34.000 So I think, I don't know man, I think that Kane is a nightmare for anybody if he's healthy.

04:09:39.000 I just think if Kane comes back and becomes champion and beats Stipe, he's the best heavyweight of all time.

04:09:45.000 And there's a good probability he's going to do that.

04:09:47.000 He has to get through for doing Stipe, but it's a nightmare.

04:09:50.000 That's boxing, sir.

04:09:51.000 But what if he did MMA?

04:09:53.000 Oh boy, he would get taken down and smushed.

04:09:56.000 You think so? 1.00

04:09:56.000 He'd get fucked up. 1.00

04:09:58.000 He'd get taken down and smushed. 1.00

04:09:59.000 Dudes who don't know how to wrestle, you can't start at 35 and compete at that level.

04:10:04.000 If you don't actually know something, if a guy knows something... The top heavyweight boxers, Klitschko, Andrew Joshua... No, no, Klitschko's not the top.

04:10:13.000 All those guys would get destroyed in the UFC.

04:10:17.000 Not if they started in MMA, though. 0.99

04:10:18.000 They would get fucked up by a lot of high-level kickboxers. 0.91

04:10:20.000 Right now, they decided to do it. 1.00

04:10:22.000 Do they get fucked up by Riko Verhoeven? 0.99

04:10:24.000 Forget about MMA. 1.00

04:10:25.000 Just kickboxers. 0.94

04:10:27.000 A guy like Riko Verhoeven will fuck up a lot of boxers. 0.98

04:10:30.000 They wouldn't touch him. 1.00

04:10:31.000 He'd kick their legs out. 0.88

04:10:32.000 He'd be way on the outside.

04:10:33.000 So kickboxers are more prepared for MMA than boxers?

04:10:36.000 No, what I'm saying is that boxers right now, them getting into MMA, they can't even get through the top kickboxers.

04:10:43.000 So what I'm saying is the top kickboxers are more prepared to go into MMA than boxers?

04:10:47.000 Not necessarily.

04:10:48.000 Because those guys get taken down.

04:10:50.000 Everybody gets taken down. 1.00

04:10:51.000 So when they get taken down, you know as well as anybody does, they're fucked. 1.00

04:10:55.000 They're all fucked. 1.00

04:10:56.000 But the difference between boxing, like the best boxers, their hands are without a doubt better than the best kickboxers. 1.00

04:11:02.000 But, they don't have to be that good with their hands, because they got all these other tools.

04:11:07.000 So they might have one skill that's like maybe, I would say like the max of the best kickboxers, like 70% of the hands of a world championship boxer.

04:11:16.000 Right?

04:11:16.000 If you want to look at like a Roberto Duran in his prime.

04:11:20.000 Who the fuck punches like that in MMA? 0.99

04:11:22.000 Right? 1.00

04:11:22.000 No one. 1.00

04:11:23.000 Yeah, kickboxing.

04:11:25.000 There's a gang of guys.

04:11:26.000 Not even guys today?

04:11:27.000 No, no, no, no. 1.00

04:11:28.000 Are you talking about mythical shit? 1.00

04:11:30.000 I don't think you can get there. 1.00

04:11:32.000 I don't think you can get there.

04:11:34.000 I think to be at a Sugar Ray Leonard.

04:11:35.000 Maybe Robby Lawler is just as good as Roberto Duran.

04:11:37.000 Maybe he is.

04:11:38.000 No, because he gets to do knees and elbows and takedowns. 0.96

04:11:42.000 I mean, look, Robby Lawler is a fucking savage and I would never compare him unfavorably to anybody because he's one of my all-time favorites. 0.70

04:11:48.000 Maybe Conor McGregor is just as good as... You're saying he'd be focused on boxing solely? 0.97

04:11:53.000 If he focused on boxing solely, he'd have a point.

04:11:55.000 If Conor McGregor fought right now, fought in his prime, Sugar Ray Leonard, Sugar Ray Leonard, Conor McGregor, who would win?

04:12:01.000 In boxing?

04:12:03.000 In boxing.

04:12:03.000 Dude, do you have any idea?

04:12:05.000 That would look very similar to you having a fight with Sugar Ray Leonard.

04:12:09.000 What about kickboxing?

04:12:11.000 What about in kickboxing?

04:12:13.000 If they fought kickboxing? 1.00

04:12:15.000 Conor would fuck him up. 1.00

04:12:15.000 Did you say me? 1.00

04:12:16.000 Conor would fuck him up. 0.99

04:12:17.000 I mean, you don't box. 0.99

04:12:18.000 Dude, I did Boy Scouts for two years. 0.99

04:12:21.000 I did Karate for one year, I did Cast Magda, which is a Danny Anasano system, for two and a half fucking years! 0.99

04:12:28.000 Did you hear what I just said? 0.98

04:12:29.000 Yes.

04:12:29.000 Obviously Conor's got really good hands.

04:12:31.000 He's obviously got lethal power in his punches.

04:12:35.000 He'll carry that, somewhat, in boxing.

04:12:38.000 But Sugar Ray Leonard, if you watch his fights, like when he was in his prime, when he knocked out Tommy Hearns that 13th round after Angelo Dundee came back and said, you're blowing it, kid!

04:12:50.000 And he went out there and put it to Tommy Hearns.

04:12:52.000 Dude, come on man.

04:12:54.000 I'm not going to mention names, but I've seen some world champions, high level UFC guys fight mediocre boxers and just sparring and just boxing sparring.

04:13:02.000 I think that's nostalgia.

04:13:03.000 And they get dismantled.

04:13:04.000 How about when he lit up Floyd Mayweather's dad?

04:13:06.000 Times are different now.

04:13:07.000 Floyd Mayweather Senior.

04:13:08.000 Floyd Mayweather Senior fought Sugar Ray Lent.

04:13:09.000 Floyd Mayweather Senior was a world class boxer.

04:13:13.000 Amazing.

04:13:13.000 His uncle's too.

04:13:15.000 Yeah.

04:13:15.000 Roger Mayweather.

04:13:16.000 Both of them.

04:13:16.000 Black Mamba.

04:13:17.000 Bad motherfucker. 1.00

04:13:18.000 Bad motherfucker. 1.00

04:13:18.000 Lethal right hand. 1.00

04:13:19.000 He's the one that started coming out in the Mexican gear. 1.00

04:13:21.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

04:13:22.000 He's the one that started that. 1.00

04:13:23.000 But his dad fought Sugar Ray Leonard in his prime, and he hung in with him for a little while.

04:13:28.000 But eventually Sugar Ray got him.

04:13:29.000 Sugar Ray, like, at his very best.

04:13:31.000 How about Tommy Hearns versus Marvin Hagler? 1.00

04:13:33.000 You know that shit? 1.00

04:13:35.000 That's the shit that's going on right now all around us, and we won't realize that for 30 years. 1.00

04:13:42.000 Yeah, you're right. 0.99

04:13:43.000 You're 100% right.

04:13:45.000 We're in the Marvin Hagler-Thomas.

04:13:47.000 We're living it, but it's so new to us.

04:13:49.000 You don't really know it.

04:13:50.000 It's like music.

04:13:51.000 But there's like 10 Marvin Haglers now.

04:13:54.000 And there's 10 Tommy Hearns.

04:13:55.000 You can't look them up anywhere.

04:13:57.000 In MMA, there's so many good fights.

04:13:59.000 And then on top of that, we have the boxing fights too.

04:14:02.000 Well, the boxing fights are exciting, too.

04:14:05.000 Like, Triple G's one of the best of all time.

04:14:06.000 Truxta Cito might be the best of all time.

04:14:09.000 Come on, the young kids are not into boxing.

04:14:11.000 No, no, no.

04:14:12.000 That's not true.

04:14:13.000 A lot of kids are into boxing, man.

04:14:15.000 First of all, HBO.

04:14:16.000 HBO Boxing.

04:14:18.000 Who's getting them into it?

04:14:20.000 Canelo Alvarez is a hero amongst your people.

04:14:23.000 Your people love Canelo.

04:14:25.000 Why don't you?

04:14:26.000 Mexicans.

04:14:27.000 He's a compatriot. 1.00

04:14:30.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

04:14:30.000 You know what? 1.00

04:14:31.000 Goddamn, he punches hard. 1.00

04:14:33.000 Who's a bad motherfucker? 1.00

04:14:34.000 Canelo. 1.00

04:14:35.000 Key is the Under Armour guy. 0.99

04:14:36.000 Goddamn, he hits hard. 0.98

04:14:37.000 So you're an Under Armour guy? 0.99

04:14:38.000 Yeah.

04:14:39.000 He showed you his shoes.

04:14:41.000 It says Key Pameron.

04:14:42.000 That's right.

04:14:43.000 Remember?

04:14:43.000 Jesus Christ.

04:14:44.000 No, I remember, but I didn't know you had a deal with him.

04:14:48.000 No more pot for you. 1.00

04:14:49.000 It's like The Rock, you, and fucking Canelo. 1.00

04:14:52.000 I thought they maybe just made one pair. 1.00

04:14:55.000 These are for the race. 1.00

04:14:56.000 We need to find that guy.

04:14:59.000 Hold on, we can't have two conversations at the same time. 1.00

04:15:01.000 Jamie, let's find the baddest motherfucker from Turkish oil wrestling and let's blow him up. 1.00

04:15:08.000 Let's give him some fucking press time. 1.00

04:15:10.000 Show the wolf one. 0.99

04:15:12.000 When I Instagramed that you were coming on the show, my boy Cody Donovan goes, that guy's my hero.

04:15:16.000 I was like, really?

04:15:17.000 He's like, yeah, I guess hunting.

04:15:19.000 You're the Mickey Mantle.

04:15:20.000 What city do you live in?

04:15:21.000 Do you live in Santa California?

04:15:22.000 Don't give out your actual address.

04:15:24.000 Yeah, don't do that.

04:15:25.000 Oh, that's right.

04:15:26.000 You live in a cabin or a regular house?

04:15:28.000 Regular house.

04:15:29.000 Just a regular house?

04:15:30.000 Like in a regular shape?

04:15:31.000 A cabin.

04:15:32.000 Do you have like a shed where you keep all the dead deer?

04:15:35.000 Yeah, there's dead deer in there.

04:15:37.000 In the shed?

04:15:38.000 No, in the house.

04:15:39.000 What do you do with the flies, bro?

04:15:42.000 What is that?

04:15:43.000 There's gotta be a special thing you keep. 1.00

04:15:45.000 Flies, they smell that shit. 1.00

04:15:47.000 You can't keep flies. 1.00

04:15:48.000 What do you do with the flies?

04:15:50.000 There's no flies.

04:15:51.000 Fly paper?

04:15:52.000 No flies, dude.

04:15:53.000 In the wintertime, most of the time when you're hunting, you're hunting in the fall.

04:15:56.000 What about the bees?

04:15:56.000 And the flies kind of go away for the most part, unless you're in a warm climate.

04:16:00.000 We saw a bunch of flies this week.

04:16:01.000 Yeah, this week we saw some flies.

04:16:03.000 But if he was in Utah, he wouldn't see any flies.

04:16:05.000 They're all dead.

04:16:06.000 You should try hunting game in the jungle, like in Costa Rica.

04:16:10.000 See what's up with that?

04:16:11.000 That's extreme.

04:16:13.000 You gotta deal with the bugs. 1.00

04:16:14.000 There's a war with the bugs, and you're trying to get your fucking mammal. 0.99

04:16:18.000 You're trying to get your jaguar, or monkey, or whatever. 0.99

04:16:21.000 But you're in a different battle with the insects.

04:16:25.000 Joe, check this out.

04:16:25.000 I had this guy, when I was doing that sci-fi show, I had this guy on the show, his name is Peter Hortes.

04:16:34.000 He's a professor, I think, at the University of Houston.

04:16:38.000 Really, really smart dude.

04:16:39.000 But his specialty is infectious diseases in tropical climates.

04:16:46.000 Like worms? 0.99

04:16:47.000 Parasites go in your dick? 1.00

04:16:48.000 No, all form of different parasites. 1.00

04:16:52.000 But this is what was really crazy.

04:16:54.000 He was saying that somewhere in like the high 90% of all people in these tropical climates, I hope I'm not misquoting him, they have some sort of infections.

04:17:06.000 They have some sort of parasites living in them.

04:17:09.000 In the jungle?

04:17:10.000 Yeah, man.

04:17:10.000 That seems totally straight.

04:17:12.000 They go in those lagoons. 1.00

04:17:13.000 They're covering their dick. 1.00

04:17:14.000 It's not even that, dude. 1.00

04:17:15.000 Parasites go in their dick. 1.00

04:17:16.000 If that's a problem... It's in the food you're eating. 1.00

04:17:18.000 They go in your butt, too. 0.99

04:17:19.000 It's in everything. 0.99

04:17:20.000 It's in, like, we're talking about Lyme disease.

04:17:22.000 That's kind of a disease.

04:17:23.000 I mean, it's like a kind of a virus or a bacteria.

04:17:26.000 I don't know how you would describe it.

04:17:27.000 Have you gotten any bad viruses from all the traveling?

04:17:30.000 No tics?

04:17:31.000 No tics, yeah.

04:17:32.000 What do you do with that?

04:17:33.000 How do you deal with that?

04:17:35.000 Been bitten by a few ticks and they bury in.

04:17:37.000 Big leaf?

04:17:38.000 So I would take, like, uh, I'm trying to think what, either a needle, I think I heated up a needle and stuck the tick, and then when they burn, they back out.

04:17:48.000 What? 0.99

04:17:48.000 Holy shit. 0.99

04:17:50.000 That happened once then, right? 1.00

04:17:52.000 No, a few times.

04:17:53.000 I don't know what happens, but you can't feel them going in.

04:17:57.000 All of a sudden you kind of feel something.

04:17:58.000 They have a saliva that's a numbing agent.

04:18:00.000 Right, so it must be something.

04:18:02.000 You'd think you'd feel them burying in your skin, but you don't feel them until they're in.

04:18:06.000 Double check that, Jamie.

04:18:08.000 I'm almost certain that's right. 0.58

04:18:11.000 Has anybody ever had one of those ticks bury themselves in the rectum? 0.99

04:18:17.000 Oh, deep in the butthole. 0.98

04:18:18.000 There they go. 0.99

04:18:18.000 What happens then? 0.99

04:18:19.000 They go towards the darkness.

04:18:21.000 Is that when you stop and you're like, you know what?

04:18:23.000 Is that when you go vegan?

04:18:24.000 I don't know. 1.00

04:18:25.000 A tick crawls inside your butthole. 0.99

04:18:26.000 And they just flush it out. 0.99

04:18:28.000 It just keeps getting bigger.

04:18:29.000 How many times does that have to happen before you just say, you know what?

04:18:33.000 I'm gonna go to Boulder. 1.00

04:18:34.000 It looks like you're developing a belly, but it's actually this softball-sized tick that lives in your ass. 1.00

04:18:41.000 No, tics are nasty. 1.00

04:18:42.000 And maybe it feels good, you never know, so... Hey, Cam, when you're burning all these calories, will you eat just whatever you want?

04:18:47.000 Fast food, whatever?

04:18:48.000 No, not fast food.

04:18:49.000 Now, can I help pull this?

04:18:51.000 I don't know, dairy or sugar?

04:18:52.000 Oh my gosh.

04:18:53.000 Anything but dairy and sugar?

04:18:55.000 No dairy.

04:18:55.000 What does this mean?

04:18:56.000 Hey, listen.

04:18:58.000 This is pubic hair.

04:19:00.000 We have children listening.

04:19:01.000 I don't even want to know what this is. 0.99

04:19:03.000 It's a tick bite on your genitals? 1.00

04:19:04.000 Is that what it's talking about?

04:19:05.000 Yeah, and I only just put ticks on their skin to start looking stuff up.

04:19:08.000 Oh my god. 0.99

04:19:09.000 They go for the butt. 1.00

04:19:10.000 Look at that. 0.99

04:19:10.000 They smell it. 0.99

04:19:11.000 Oh my god.

04:19:11.000 They can smell that.

04:19:12.000 What do you do if a tick burrows in your genitals? 1.00

04:19:14.000 Think about how strong my shit is to a tick. 1.00

04:19:16.000 Dude, that's the weirdest thing about the world. 1.00

04:19:18.000 You may not smell it, but that tick can smell it. 1.00

04:19:20.000 That tick knows your ass is sweaty. 1.00

04:19:21.000 How many different bugs are just jacking each other? 1.00

04:19:25.000 What do you mean?

04:19:25.000 Killing each other.

04:19:27.000 Oh, killing each other? 1.00

04:19:27.000 They're probably attracted to the smell of shit. 1.00

04:19:30.000 And if you don't wipe your ass right, boom, you're susceptible. 1.00

04:19:33.000 Probably. 1.00

04:19:33.000 You go to Brazil and you don't wipe your ass right? 1.00

04:19:37.000 Dude, expect it. 1.00

04:19:38.000 Don't be surprised.

04:19:40.000 Just think about it.

04:19:41.000 Is that a wives' tale that bear are attracted to menstruation? 0.99

04:19:45.000 I don't know.

04:19:46.000 I would imagine.

04:19:46.000 Because I've heard that.

04:19:47.000 I believe it.

04:19:48.000 I've heard that.

04:19:48.000 I don't know why, but I do.

04:19:49.000 I would 100% assume that, but I would think that people would be afraid to say it because they don't want to accuse women of being, like, in any way, like, bringing on the bears.

04:19:58.000 Yes.

04:19:59.000 You know?

04:20:00.000 Or, and they don't want to address, like, find out if that's true.

04:20:03.000 Bears are not attracted.

04:20:04.000 Says who? 1.00

04:20:04.000 You fuck. 1.00

04:20:06.000 How can they not smell it? 1.00

04:20:07.000 Black bears and grizzly bears are not attracted to me.

04:20:09.000 Oh, it says life science.

04:20:10.000 I believe it.

04:20:11.000 It says life science.

04:20:12.000 Polar bears are.

04:20:13.000 We're good.

04:20:14.000 LiveScience.com, I believe it. 0.95

04:20:16.000 Look at this though, but it says polar bears may be interested in the smell of menstrual blood, which means they've eaten about a hundred researchers' vaginas. 1.00

04:20:26.000 Meanwhile, it's like a fucking, this is a cover-up! 1.00

04:20:29.000 They bought the science. 1.00

04:20:30.000 Meanwhile, there's a fucking epidemic of bears eating female 1.00

04:20:35.000 Uh, researchers. 1.00

04:20:36.000 Researchers on a cycle. 0.99

04:20:37.000 Chicks that wanted to be like that Jane Goodall of the bears, and like, damn, they didn't tell him about the menstruation. 1.00

04:20:43.000 That's some strong shit. 1.00

04:20:44.000 That's what's really scary about the way some animals kill other animals, is they go asshole first. 1.00

04:20:50.000 Look at that, they're stuck on this website. 1.00

04:20:52.000 Bears hate asshole first. 1.00

04:20:53.000 Sometimes they do pilots, too. 1.00

04:20:54.000 Yellowstone.com! 0.98

04:20:56.000 Menstruating women, should you camp. 1.00

04:20:58.000 That's Yellowstone! 0.99

04:20:59.000 Bears not attracted. 0.75

04:21:00.000 Well, how about how crocodiles kill alligators?

04:21:01.000 Look at this right here.

04:21:02.000 Dude, I wouldn't trust... Yellowstone bear man.

04:21:05.000 I wouldn't trust it.

04:21:05.000 I'm going to listen to it again.

04:21:07.000 In a study designed to test the hypothesis that bears are attracted to the odors of menstruation, Cushing reported that when presented with a series of different odors including seal scents and other scents, non-menstrual human blood, and used tampons for captive... Jamie!

04:21:21.000 Sorry, I was going to call you.

04:21:21.000 Thank you.

04:21:22.000 That was beautiful.

04:21:23.000 How dare you?

04:21:24.000 That was the end of it.

04:21:25.000 That was the end of what?

04:21:26.000 I was trying to read it.

04:21:28.000 Yeah, he had to click it.

04:21:31.000 I didn't finish it.

04:21:32.000 Did I?

04:21:33.000 Did I finish it?

04:21:48.000 They go after periods.

04:21:49.000 We have to stop them.

04:21:50.000 I can't bring you.

04:21:51.000 I want to bring you.

04:21:52.000 I do want to bring you on this bear hunt.

04:21:54.000 I got zero desire to be out there.

04:21:56.000 But I'm concerned for your safety.

04:21:59.000 Don't you start your rag next week?

04:22:01.000 I mean, think about that.

04:22:02.000 Look at Wayne's website.

04:22:03.000 Center links.

04:22:05.000 I can't see it, Jamie.

04:22:06.000 That camera.

04:22:07.000 You got that camera set up there?

04:22:11.000 Okay.

04:22:11.000 That's a good excuse.

04:22:12.000 A strong behavioral response only to seal scents and menstrual odors.

04:22:16.000 Use tampons.

04:22:17.000 Okay, so it did.

04:22:19.000 So that's not true.

04:22:20.000 Just those four polar bears did.

04:22:22.000 So, okay, for polar bears, it's an attractant.

04:22:23.000 I gotta think that regular bears are gonna smell it too.

04:22:24.000 You don't have to say, you don't have to say any of that.

04:22:26.000 You don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don

04:22:40.000 It's deer back home.

04:22:41.000 You bring in your wife? 1.00

04:22:42.000 No, she doesn't.

04:22:44.000 Perfect.

04:22:45.000 Deer, cool.

04:22:46.000 Deer, yeah.

04:22:48.000 Dude, we saw mountain lions.

04:22:49.000 Really?

04:22:50.000 Yeah, we saw mama and how many cubs? 0.67

04:22:52.000 Two or three?

04:22:52.000 No, bobcats.

04:22:53.000 Bobcats.

04:22:53.000 Would you attempt to cross brother?

04:22:55.000 That's right.

04:22:55.000 We saw a, yeah, a female with two kittens.

04:22:58.000 If you saw a female mountain lion, would you just leave them alone? 0.68

04:23:03.000 Why did I think that one of them was, I thought, why did I think it was a little cougar?

04:23:06.000 No.

04:23:07.000 Dude, in my mind, I saw it so quick. 0.90

04:23:11.000 This is how shitty memory is. 0.95

04:23:12.000 Oh, you're high right now. 0.99

04:23:13.000 In my mind.

04:23:14.000 No, no!

04:23:14.000 Did you smoke weed?

04:23:15.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

04:23:16.000 You saw me. 1.00

04:23:17.000 You brought joints?

04:23:17.000 No, no, not to the mountain lion.

04:23:18.000 I'm sitting right now and he thought I was a mountain lion.

04:23:20.000 No, no, no.

04:23:21.000 No, I didn't bring anything.

04:23:22.000 No?

04:23:23.000 No.

04:23:23.000 Not even a pen?

04:23:24.000 What?

04:23:26.000 You were in the woods?

04:23:27.000 You were in the woods?

04:23:28.000 Eddie, Eddie, hold on a second.

04:23:29.000 I thought those things were cougars.

04:23:33.000 No, how you can tell quickly is the tail.

04:23:36.000 They were really small.

04:23:37.000 Yeah, they're small, but a mountain lion, you're always going to notice a tail, a long tail.

04:23:42.000 Man, that's interesting, because it was such a brief thing.

04:23:44.000 You guys said it first, and then I turned and saw him for such a, maybe half a second or a second before they bolted, and I'm thinking that sometimes when you expect to see something,

04:23:56.000 Like, so I think maybe Brian had said cat, and maybe I thought cougar.

04:24:01.000 So maybe it was just a flash on my mind filled in the blanks.

04:24:05.000 Which is shocking.

04:24:06.000 That happens.

04:24:07.000 What's the most dangerous cat in this part of the world?

04:24:11.000 Mountain lion.

04:24:12.000 More than a bobcat?

04:24:14.000 Yeah, oh yeah.

04:24:15.000 A mountain lion can be 170 pounds.

04:24:16.000 Will it stalk you?

04:24:19.000 Yeah, it has before.

04:24:20.000 Once you realize you're being stalked, is there a point where... You wanna watch a video?

04:24:24.000 Usually you don't realize it.

04:24:26.000 If you realize you're being stalked, at that point, is that mission number one?

04:24:30.000 Eddie, watch this video.

04:24:31.000 We're gonna watch this video.

04:24:32.000 This is a video of this guy.

04:24:33.000 We can't put it on YouTube, but we can watch it.

04:24:35.000 I want to see it. 0.99

04:24:56.000 This dude is just hanging out and this fucking cat keeps coming close to him. 0.98

04:25:01.000 What is it so we can give the dude some props and he can get some views on it? 0.99

04:25:05.000 It says, Mountain Lion Standoff with Hiker.

04:25:07.000 So this gentleman, whoever he was that was the hiker, he was yelling here and the cat just keeps getting closer and closer to him and it got fucking super sketchy.

04:25:17.000 For sure take off. 0.74

04:25:18.000 Dude, it got super sketchy.

04:25:20.000 That cat was for sure thinking about eating him.

04:25:24.000 Did he have a gun?

04:25:25.000 I don't think he did.

04:25:26.000 He just got loud. 0.99

04:25:27.000 Damn, look at this thing. 0.99

04:25:30.000 Where is this at, Jamie? 0.99

04:25:36.000 Where's that at?

04:25:37.000 Cam, where's Glacier National Park? 0.99

04:25:39.000 Damn, he said, hey bud. 0.99

04:25:40.000 He called him. 1.00

04:25:42.000 Alaska?

04:25:43.000 Is it?

04:25:44.000 No.

04:25:44.000 He called him.

04:25:45.000 He said, hey bud.

04:25:46.000 I don't think they have a lot of mountain lions in Alaska.

04:25:48.000 Do they, Kim?

04:25:49.000 Glacier. 1.00

04:25:50.000 That's a big motherfucker, dude. 1.00

04:25:51.000 Look at that motherfucker! 1.00

04:25:52.000 That's a fucking tiger right there. 1.00

04:25:54.000 Dude, that is so scary. 1.00

04:25:55.000 That cat. 1.00

04:25:56.000 That no-rules-having motherfucker is closing in. 1.00

04:26:01.000 Well, it's just an optical illusion. 1.00

04:26:02.000 It's a terrible way to die.

04:26:03.000 No, it's not an optical illusion. 0.99

04:26:05.000 Look, a hundred pound cat, like if you see a German Shepherd, German Shepherd wants to fuck you up, you're scared, right? 0.98

04:26:10.000 German Shepherd might weigh 70 pounds. 0.99

04:26:12.000 Okay, that's not a big animal at all, but yet they will most likely fuck you up. 0.99

04:26:17.000 Yeah. 0.99

04:26:17.000 You know those Belgian Malinois that they use for the police academy? 0.99

04:26:20.000 Yeah.

04:26:20.000 I think that those are actually like more likely to be in the 60s and 70 pounds.

04:26:24.000 German Shepherds can get a little bit bigger. 0.83

04:26:26.000 No, no, he's not.

04:26:27.000 He just doesn't know what to do.

04:26:28.000 So he's making this video. 0.99

04:26:29.000 This guy's shitting his pants. 0.99

04:26:31.000 Yeah. 0.99

04:26:35.000 That was awesome.

04:26:35.000 Dude, you almost died.

04:26:37.000 There's a gang of those videos.

04:26:39.000 And occasionally, occasionally, people go missing.

04:26:42.000 They just go after women and children though, right? 1.00

04:26:44.000 Nope.

04:26:44.000 Not that guy.

04:26:45.000 That guy was a man.

04:26:46.000 And that might have kept him from being killed.

04:26:49.000 Maybe if that was a child, the cat wouldn't have hesitated.

04:26:51.000 The cat would have just killed him.

04:26:53.000 And it's happened.

04:26:54.000 I mean, there was a guy in Cupertino who watched his kid get attacked by a mountain lion just a year and a half ago.

04:26:59.000 And Cupertino, they chased it off, and I think then the animals began-

04:27:04.000 Oh, look at that thing. 1.00

04:27:05.000 That thing looks starving.

04:27:07.000 Look at that right arm. 1.00

04:27:08.000 Holy shit. 0.99

04:27:08.000 He's jacked up. 0.99

04:27:09.000 Looks like he'd have the most ridiculous Greco-Roman skills. 1.00

04:27:13.000 That's not good. 0.97

04:27:14.000 You're gonna go take a walk in the woods?

04:27:16.000 What's not good there, Cam? 1.00

04:27:16.000 Bring your motherfucking rifle. 1.00

04:27:17.000 How skinny it is. 1.00

04:27:18.000 Oh, I forgot my rifle.

04:27:19.000 Starving.

04:27:19.000 Yeah.

04:27:19.000 So then he's dangerous.

04:27:20.000 You forgot your rifle?

04:27:21.000 Look at it, dude.

04:27:22.000 Oh my god.

04:27:22.000 Look at that thing.

04:27:22.000 He's making a move.

04:27:23.000 They're straight up killers. 0.99

04:27:24.000 He's making a move. 0.99

04:27:25.000 Look at that.

04:27:26.000 That is so dangerous.

04:27:28.000 And it's just, it's just not sure whether or not you got a bang stick.

04:27:31.000 I mean, think about... What's a bang stick?

04:27:33.000 A gun.

04:27:34.000 A gun.

04:27:34.000 Think about trying to hold down a house cat if it doesn't want to be held down.

04:27:37.000 No, I know.

04:27:38.000 Yeah.

04:27:39.000 They're 15, 10 pounds.

04:27:40.000 Yeah.

04:27:41.000 Have you ever killed a cat?

04:27:42.000 No.

04:27:43.000 Jesus Christ, those things are scary.

04:27:45.000 What's really weird is that we love them and we want them around us, but not so close.

04:27:49.000 What's up, cats?

04:27:50.000 Bro-sive! 0.98

04:27:51.000 Look at that one.

04:27:51.000 That one ran after the dude and he sprayed it in the face.

04:27:54.000 On the far right, greatest tiger attacks ever caught on camera.

04:27:57.000 I don't necessarily think I want to look at that.

04:28:00.000 7 million views.

04:28:01.000 I definitely want to look at it.

04:28:02.000 As long as it doesn't get us kicked off of YouTube, Jamie.

04:28:06.000 So no one else can see it.

04:28:06.000 This is crazy.

04:28:07.000 This is my favorite one.

04:28:09.000 This is the one where the dude's on top of an elephant and the tiger decides to run at him.

04:28:14.000 Look at this, running at him. 1.00

04:28:15.000 Holy shit! 1.00

04:28:17.000 I mean, look how this thing flies through the air. 0.99

04:28:19.000 Oh yeah, that bamboo stick's really gonna help him.

04:28:21.000 That's a machete.

04:28:22.000 Look at that.

04:28:22.000 He threw a machete at him.

04:28:23.000 Oh my god. 1.00

04:28:25.000 Damn! 1.00

04:28:25.000 Oh! 1.00

04:28:25.000 He tore his arm apart. 1.00

04:28:28.000 He should've timed that machete a lot better than that.

04:28:31.000 Yeah. 0.99

04:28:31.000 Once you commit, you're like, oh shit, you can't pull it back. 0.99

04:28:34.000 Tiger kills dog. 1.00

04:28:35.000 Oh my god.

04:28:37.000 Yoinkums! 1.00

04:28:38.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

04:28:40.000 Oh, it's over. 1.00

04:28:41.000 That was quick.

04:28:42.000 Look at that.

04:28:44.000 They took off.

04:28:45.000 Tigers kills 14-foot crocodile.

04:28:48.000 Dude, there's a video that I just watched the other day of a tiger making a run at a guy, and at the last minute it turns.

04:28:55.000 But as it's angry, and it's in full fury, and it's making a run at it, it moves so much quicker than I thought they could.

04:29:02.000 So much quicker. 0.98

04:29:04.000 It was like a fucking regular cat, but like 600 pounds. 1.00

04:29:10.000 Tiger kills what? 1.00

04:29:11.000 Sloth bear.

04:29:12.000 Oh my god.

04:29:13.000 Oh, these guys are dead.

04:29:15.000 Everybody's dead.

04:29:16.000 They kill crocodiles, dude.

04:29:18.000 Have you ever seen those ones in Jaguars in Brazil? 0.98

04:29:20.000 They jump into the water and kill crocodiles?

04:29:22.000 They just showed it right now.

04:29:24.000 A tiger just engulfing a crocodile and swarming on it.

04:29:27.000 I was talking about leopards though, or jaguars rather, which are even smaller than tigers, and they kill those caimans in Brazil.

04:29:35.000 There's a bunch of those videos.

04:29:36.000 They come behind him, creep up?

04:29:37.000 Yeah.

04:29:37.000 They treat him like they're food, man.

04:29:39.000 They just jack him. 0.99

04:29:40.000 Dude, how fucking scary is that tiger? 0.99

04:29:42.000 That thing's huge, man. 0.99

04:29:43.000 Look at this thing.

04:29:45.000 It's chasing after these people.

04:29:46.000 It's about like those African lions.

04:29:47.000 Look at this thing.

04:29:48.000 500 pounds. 1.00

04:29:49.000 But imagine you're in this fucking... Because tigers are much larger. 1.00

04:29:52.000 Hey, you know what? 1.00

04:29:53.000 700 pounds?

04:29:53.000 Am I off on that?

04:29:54.000 You have a choice.

04:29:55.000 You want to live around tigers or you want to live around criminals with guns on the streets.

04:29:59.000 Criminals. 1.00

04:29:59.000 It's the same shit. 1.00

04:30:00.000 Criminals. 1.00

04:30:00.000 It's the same. 1.00

04:30:01.000 They probably think we're fucking crazy. 1.00

04:30:03.000 Look at this! 1.00

04:30:04.000 That there's humans with guns shooting people, and all they gotta do is deal with tigers. 0.92

04:30:09.000 Dude, that is such a gnarly animal.

04:30:09.000 Yeah, but dude, look at this video.

04:30:10.000 This tiger is just slowly stalking these fucking people. 0.99

04:30:14.000 There's a truck behind him, and there's a truck in front of him, and this tiger is just strutting. 1.00

04:30:20.000 Dude, this is scary.

04:30:22.000 That tiger's just trying to figure out what it's going to do.

04:30:24.000 And this is a video called Tiger Attacks.

04:30:27.000 What's scarier?

04:30:27.000 This can't be good.

04:30:28.000 I'm shitting my pants right now, motherfucker. 1.00

04:30:30.000 I don't know if you are. 1.00

04:30:31.000 What's scarier, a tiger like that or a government official that wants you suicided?

04:30:35.000 Tiger, Eddie.

04:30:37.000 In the moment.

04:30:38.000 In the moment.

04:30:39.000 I just feel like the government officials could be... What's worse?

04:30:41.000 I don't know.

04:30:42.000 I don't know.

04:30:42.000 Maybe you're right.

04:30:43.000 They could be coaxed into enlightenment.

04:30:45.000 You're right.

04:30:45.000 Yeah, there's no talking to this tiger.

04:30:47.000 This tiger doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

04:30:48.000 It's a trade-off. 1.00

04:30:49.000 Oh, here it comes!

04:30:51.000 Jesus Christ, here it comes!

04:30:53.000 Oh, God.

04:30:55.000 Oh, it's like the Blair Witch Project.

04:30:57.000 Where does the camera work?

04:31:00.000 Oh my God, they're running away from this tiger.

04:31:02.000 A hitman's not gonna scrape the skin off your back, Brendan, so that's a trade-off. 1.00

04:31:09.000 I'm so scared of those goddamn things. 1.00

04:31:11.000 Yeah, Tiger. 1.00

04:31:12.000 That video in Beijing.

04:31:16.000 That video in Beijing where that chick gets in an argument with someone and she gets out of the car. 1.00

04:31:21.000 Fucked up, bitch. 1.00

04:31:22.000 Oh my god. 1.00

04:31:24.000 Yeah, dude, this one's rough. 1.00

04:31:27.000 She's like, fuck this, bitch, I'll tell you what the fuck is going on. 1.00

04:31:30.000 What city are they in where there's three cars? 1.00

04:31:33.000 Beijing.

04:31:35.000 Yeah, watch.

04:31:37.000 She's like, look at her.

04:31:38.000 She's all strutting. 1.00

04:31:39.000 She's yelling at somebody.

04:31:40.000 She's yelling at somebody.

04:31:42.000 I want to go home.

04:31:43.000 Look at this. 0.99

04:31:44.000 You ain't doing shit. 0.99

04:31:44.000 That's how he goes, what? 0.99

04:31:45.000 Why is that red car just sitting there?

04:31:47.000 Yeah!

04:31:48.000 Why is that red car just sitting there?

04:31:50.000 Dude, because they're all on a safari where you drive down the road in your car and you get to see these animals.

04:31:56.000 It's a safari.

04:31:56.000 And she didn't die.

04:31:57.000 It's like a park.

04:31:58.000 No, the mom.

04:32:00.000 Oh, okay.

04:32:01.000 I get it, it's a part.

04:32:02.000 Dude, I do not want to see that guy's arms get ripped off like that. 1.00

04:32:05.000 Stay in your goddamn car. 1.00

04:32:07.000 You're in fucking Lion Country Safari in San Diego. 1.00

04:32:11.000 What the fuck is this guy doing? 1.00

04:32:12.000 This is a preacher. 1.00

04:32:13.000 He was trying to convince, this guy was trying to convince these lions that Christianity was the way to do it. 0.87

04:32:20.000 Oh, you know what?

04:32:21.000 I think they believe him.

04:32:23.000 I don't know why, but they do. 1.00

04:32:24.000 Oh my god, that guy got fucked up. 0.99

04:32:28.000 He is in a bad spot. 1.00

04:32:29.000 They believe him.

04:32:30.000 Look at their eyes.

04:32:31.000 Dude, he jumped into the exhibit.

04:32:33.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

04:32:34.000 He fucked up. 1.00

04:32:34.000 God is stronger than any of us can imagine, Brendan. 1.00

04:32:38.000 He fucked up. 1.00

04:32:38.000 Look at what they're doing. 1.00

04:32:39.000 They have to spray these lions to get them to fuck away. 1.00

04:32:42.000 Cats really hate water? 1.00

04:32:43.000 Well, they just don't like being changed. 1.00

04:32:46.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

04:32:46.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

04:32:47.000 This is the leopard that came out of the roof and fucked these guys up. 0.99

04:32:49.000 God! 0.99

04:32:49.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

04:32:50.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

04:32:50.000 They need a baseball bat. 1.00

04:32:52.000 A little baby one like those little ones. 1.00

04:32:54.000 Fucking everybody. 1.00

04:32:56.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

04:32:56.000 Right there. 1.00

04:32:57.000 Boom.

04:32:57.000 Right in the skull.

04:32:58.000 Jesus Christ.

04:32:58.000 Dude.

04:33:00.000 Yeah.

04:33:00.000 He's scared.

04:33:01.000 Look at him.

04:33:03.000 Those cats are terrifying, dude.

04:33:05.000 I'm not a cat.

04:33:07.000 Oh! 0.60

04:33:07.000 That's not real. 0.60

04:33:08.000 Cat inside the fucking living room. 1.00

04:33:10.000 Oh my God. 1.00

04:33:11.000 That's real.

04:33:13.000 Look at the size of that thing.

04:33:14.000 We got the biggest cat in Indonesia.

04:33:17.000 Let's have a pet.

04:33:18.000 Look at that guy.

04:33:20.000 They're on a TV show in Indonesia.

04:33:23.000 Oh my god. 1.00

04:33:24.000 These silly bitches are in the cage with him. 1.00

04:33:26.000 He's trying to fuck him? 1.00

04:33:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

04:33:28.000 What's wrong with that? 1.00

04:33:29.000 He's going for that dick. 1.00

04:33:30.000 Oh my god. 1.00

04:33:31.000 Let it go.

04:33:32.000 That would hurt so bad.

04:33:33.000 Oh my god!

04:33:34.000 He's going for his face!

04:33:35.000 Oh no!

04:33:35.000 He's going for his face.

04:33:37.000 Look at the guy hit him on the head.

04:33:38.000 It looks like he's trying to get over some affection.

04:33:40.000 That's not a full-sized tiger either.

04:33:42.000 That's like a baby that's feeling his oats.

04:33:44.000 That's a female. 1.00

04:33:45.000 Imagine those claws digging into that ass. 1.00

04:33:47.000 Is that a lion? 1.00

04:33:48.000 Lion, yeah.

04:33:48.000 Did I say tiger?

04:33:49.000 Look at those claws. 0.99

04:33:50.000 Lioness. 0.60

04:33:51.000 I'm too drunk. 0.99

04:33:52.000 Imagine how deep those claws are right up his ass cheek. 0.99

04:33:56.000 But she's young, right? 0.99

04:33:56.000 Dude, it's on the ankle right now. 0.99

04:33:58.000 Do you think she's a young one?

04:34:00.000 I don't know.

04:34:00.000 Lionesses are smaller.

04:34:01.000 She looks at least 18. 0.93

04:34:05.000 I don't know.

04:34:27.000 Yeah, they got cocky.

04:34:28.000 They thought they could hang out with their friends the lions.

04:34:31.000 Oh, this guy's about to get yattered.

04:34:34.000 Oh, you got... Oh, Jesus Christ!

04:34:36.000 Don't show me this, Jamie.

04:34:37.000 Eat that arm, son.

04:34:38.000 I don't want to see this. 0.62

04:34:39.000 Eat it, eat it, eat it.

04:34:40.000 I do. 0.57

04:34:40.000 I don't want to see this guy's arm get torn off. 0.57

04:34:42.000 Please, Josh.

04:34:43.000 Oh, no, he's good.

04:34:44.000 He's got his t-shirt.

04:34:45.000 It's just the skin.

04:34:45.000 Just the t-shirt.

04:34:47.000 It's just the skin.

04:34:47.000 Oh, my God.

04:34:48.000 Uh-oh.

04:34:49.000 This isn't good.

04:34:49.000 Oh, no.

04:34:50.000 This is not good.

04:34:51.000 That's fake.

04:34:52.000 Oh, my God.

04:34:53.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

04:34:54.000 You guys believe in this shit? 1.00

04:34:57.000 Oh my God. 1.00

04:34:57.000 It's a distraction. 1.00

04:34:58.000 See, I like the real ones.

04:34:59.000 I don't like the exhibit ones. 1.00

04:35:00.000 Here's the real shit. 1.00

04:35:02.000 Is that an ostrich? 1.00

04:35:03.000 Oh, it's a- OH!

04:35:04.000 Oh my God!

04:35:05.000 What is that?

04:35:06.000 It tackled that dude and they shot it.

04:35:09.000 At least he ran.

04:35:10.000 Oh my god.

04:35:12.000 Oh yeah, red carpet. 1.00

04:35:12.000 That makes sense, you dumbasses. 1.00

04:35:14.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1.00

04:35:16.000 That's not America.

04:35:17.000 There's no way. 1.00

04:35:17.000 Oh my god, it's got his fucking leg! 1.00

04:35:20.000 Dude, fuck these things. 1.00

04:35:22.000 Like, what is wrong with people? 1.00

04:35:23.000 Why are you walking down a red carpet in a tuxedo like an asshole? 1.00

04:35:26.000 With a lion. 1.00

04:35:28.000 A lion!

04:35:28.000 Who's your date tonight, lion?

04:35:30.000 I'm gonna bring my lion.

04:35:32.000 Let everybody know I'm so connected to the wild.

04:35:35.000 So a real life story, not this, but when we were hunting over there in Tanzania, this lioness had cubs and we had to keep driving by in the Jeep.

04:35:42.000 We know we weren't hunting the lioness, but she was getting mad like every time we drive by. 1.00

04:35:48.000 So one time we drove by, we got video of it, it's somewhere on my Instagram, but

04:35:53.000 She takes off after the jeep and we're like, go, go, go! 0.87

04:35:56.000 And we're going, dust is coming up, and here she comes out of the dust and catching up with us.

04:36:02.000 A what?

04:36:03.000 A lion?

04:36:03.000 A lioness, yeah.

04:36:04.000 Were you in an open jeep?

04:36:06.000 Yeah, open jeep.

04:36:08.000 No, we got a lion.

04:36:10.000 We're good to go. 0.99

04:36:30.000 Then it's just the fuel injectors get fucking clogged. 0.99

04:36:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

04:36:33.000 Jesus Christ, then a giant cat is eating your asshole. 1.00

04:36:36.000 You have a preserved gun, just in case? 1.00

04:36:39.000 You have your backup gun?

04:36:40.000 No. 1.00

04:36:40.000 You need to get that shit in order. 1.00

04:36:44.000 You better have that backup gun. 1.00

04:36:45.000 You're hanging out with polar bears and shit. 1.00

04:36:48.000 I hear ya. 1.00

04:36:49.000 Don't hang out with polar bears.

04:36:50.000 That does not seem like a wise maneuver. 1.00

04:36:53.000 Those fucking things don't do anything but jack things. 0.99

04:36:56.000 You ever see that video that I posted? 1.00

04:36:57.000 I forget where I got it from.

04:36:59.000 On National Geographic?

04:37:02.000 No, a seal.

04:37:03.000 Seal's chillin'.

04:37:04.000 It doesn't know that a polar bear's in the neighborhood.

04:37:06.000 And the polar bear jumps up on the ice shelf and the seal sees it and goes, 1.00

04:37:11.000 Fuck! 0.99

04:37:12.000 He starts this mad sprint for the water and gets in the water and as he's getting in the water the polar bear is coming out of the water and onto the ice shelf and he's running towards him and he dives into the water. 1.00

04:37:22.000 Watch this shit. 0.99

04:37:23.000 Yeah, look. 1.00

04:37:24.000 The seal is just like, you know, you know how we do.

04:37:26.000 Have you seen the killer whale one?

04:37:27.000 They do the same thing.

04:37:28.000 Watch this.

04:37:28.000 Yeah, but hold on a second.

04:37:29.000 He's like, you know, look at it. 1.00

04:37:31.000 The polar bear peers up, realizes it's there and goes, oh motherfucker. 1.00

04:37:35.000 I got this motherfucker. 1.00

04:37:36.000 Oh, this is just the gif. 1.00

04:37:38.000 Oh, it's a different one?

04:37:39.000 Oh, the GIF?

04:37:40.000 What about the video?

04:37:41.000 That's a GIF too, Joe.

04:37:42.000 That's a classic GIF too, I think.

04:37:44.000 Is it?

04:37:45.000 Imagine that meme.

04:37:46.000 Just see if we can find it.

04:37:48.000 Or wait, Joey Diaz calls them memes.

04:37:49.000 This is it.

04:37:50.000 There's the seal. 1.00

04:37:52.000 He's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1.00

04:37:53.000 And the polar bears are like, gosh. 1.00

04:37:55.000 You see how he dived right the fucking... Well, Jamie, find the whole one, because he comes out. 0.97

04:38:00.000 That seal was posted. 0.98

04:38:01.000 Go on.

04:38:02.000 It's on my Instagram. 1.00

04:38:03.000 He intercepted that shit right at the water break. 1.00

04:38:06.000 Somewhere on my Instagram. 1.00

04:38:08.000 Like, it was a while ago, though.

04:38:10.000 There's one similar with killer whales. 0.99

04:38:14.000 There's like three of them, and they're like fucking... Right, they're teaching the babies how to do it. 0.99

04:38:18.000 They're making waves on a fucking seal, and then they rock it off, and that's done. 0.99

04:38:24.000 Yeah, they put their weight on it, and they tilt it. 0.99

04:38:26.000 And they make them slide right through them. 1.00

04:38:28.000 These poor fuckers. 1.00

04:38:29.000 It's the oldest trick in the book. 1.00

04:38:31.000 They're like, we got it on a side shelf.

04:38:33.000 Everything should be cool now. 1.00

04:38:34.000 And the killer whale's like, bitch. 1.00

04:38:37.000 They just put their chin on it. 1.00

04:38:40.000 Bitch, please. 1.00

04:38:41.000 It's slippery. 1.00

04:38:41.000 That one's the one where he jumps in the boat to get away from it. 1.00

04:38:45.000 Oh yeah, that's the seal that runs away from the sharks. 1.00

04:38:48.000 They're smart little fuckers. 1.00

04:38:50.000 The sharks were trying to eat the seals. 1.00

04:38:54.000 Sharks are killer whales.

04:38:56.000 It says whale.

04:38:57.000 So it was killer whale.

04:39:00.000 Seal didn't care what it got up on.

04:39:02.000 I'm just so happy to be up there. 1.00

04:39:05.000 They will fuck with seals. 1.00

04:39:06.000 They'll play with them before they kill them. 1.00

04:39:08.000 They're so smart.

04:39:09.000 Looks like there's a shark down there too.

04:39:11.000 And you know they're a dolphin?

04:39:14.000 What is?

04:39:14.000 Killer whale.

04:39:15.000 Oh, a dolphin or a whale.

04:39:17.000 It's a cousin of a dolphin.

04:39:19.000 A whale is?

04:39:19.000 Killer whale is a cousin, an orca.

04:39:21.000 All whales are.

04:39:22.000 It's a cousin of a dolphin.

04:39:23.000 Right?

04:39:24.000 Well, whales and dolphins are similar in that they're marine mammals, but as far as the species goes, killer orcas apparently are closer to dolphins.

04:39:33.000 I didn't know that.

04:39:33.000 They're super close to dolphins.

04:39:34.000 That's why they're both smart as shit. 1.00

04:39:36.000 Smart as shit, but they kill each other. 1.00

04:39:39.000 Mostly orcas kill dolphins, but orcas also kill whales. 1.00

04:39:44.000 And can't they kill great whites, too? 0.97

04:39:46.000 Like, they're gnarled. 1.00

04:39:47.000 Yeah, they fuck great whites up. 1.00

04:39:48.000 Like, they take chunks out of great whites. 1.00

04:39:49.000 Oh, they kill great whites. 1.00

04:39:50.000 They're so much smarter and bigger. 0.99

04:39:52.000 Where'd you see that on YouTube?

04:39:53.000 Yeah, it was a video of a mama and protecting her whales.

04:39:56.000 Gross.

04:39:57.000 This time YouTube worked, son.

04:39:58.000 Okay, what is a baby?

04:40:00.000 What do you call a baby?

04:40:02.000 A baby orca.

04:40:03.000 Calf.

04:40:04.000 Is it a calf?

04:40:05.000 I don't

04:40:21.000 It's just chewing this whale's face off. 0.95

04:40:23.000 God!

04:40:23.000 Just tearing this thing apart.

04:40:25.000 Motherfuckers. 1.00

04:40:25.000 They're mean as shit. 1.00

04:40:26.000 They're gangsters. 1.00

04:40:27.000 Because of Shamu, we grew up thinking they're all cool and friendly and doing all this bullshit. 0.99

04:40:31.000 Well, they are to us. 0.98

04:40:32.000 Apparently.

04:40:32.000 That's like Tony Montana's SeaWorld.

04:40:34.000 But in reality, those are more popular than the rest of our narcos.

04:40:37.000 I read something that wasn't true.

04:40:39.000 I read something that wasn't true, but it's one of those things you read and it sounds so awesome you don't want it to not be true.

04:40:44.000 What is it?

04:40:44.000 But what I read was that killer whales used to kill people until World War II when they started using planes and they used to use killer whales for target practice.

04:40:55.000 That's some bullshit. 0.99

04:40:56.000 It's totally bullshit, but I heard it and I got so excited. 1.00

04:41:00.000 How do you know it's bullshit? 1.00

04:41:01.000 You're better than that, Joe. 1.00

04:41:02.000 Maybe it's real. 1.00

04:41:03.000 How do you know it's bullshit? 1.00

04:41:05.000 Because they said it on CNN? 1.00

04:41:06.000 Because I'm educated.

04:41:07.000 MSN.

04:41:08.000 Just because I'm educated, there's no way that works.

04:41:11.000 There's no evidence that they ever killed anybody other than in captivity.

04:41:14.000 I'm just saying.

04:41:16.000 What they know as far as evidence of killer whales attacking human beings, there's almost no record of anything ever happening in the wild. 0.99

04:41:24.000 What if they covered that shit up? 0.99

04:41:26.000 Why would they do that? 1.00

04:41:27.000 They're too busy with the Clinton Foundation and SeaWorld.

04:41:30.000 They don't have time. 1.00

04:41:31.000 Yeah, see this killer whale is biting this fucking whale's face off. 1.00

04:41:35.000 What if that's a man? 1.00

04:41:35.000 There's a tiger shark here. 1.00

04:41:37.000 There's a tiger shark?

04:41:38.000 Oh, it kills a tiger shark?

04:41:40.000 I think it's a humpback whale and it's really disturbing.

04:41:42.000 Why do they suppose they've never killed humans?

04:41:45.000 I don't know, man.

04:41:45.000 There was a movie called Orca back in 1981.

04:41:47.000 Maybe they don't need us.

04:41:48.000 Maybe they know that we're not competing.

04:41:49.000 You know I bite the face off of right now?

04:41:52.000 What? 0.96

04:41:52.000 Anything. 0.96

04:41:53.000 Including pizza.

04:41:54.000 I'm starving.

04:41:55.000 You know how Jaws fucked everybody up?

04:41:57.000 I've had six bars.

04:41:58.000 Me and Cam eat the same.

04:41:59.000 You know how Jaws fucked everybody up? 0.75

04:42:00.000 I tried to have one, but I got in trouble. 0.92

04:42:02.000 With Great Whites? 1.00

04:42:03.000 There was a movie called Orca. 0.96

04:42:04.000 I thought you said you know how Josh fucked everybody up? 0.93

04:42:07.000 I thought I heard Josh too. 0.89

04:42:09.000 I'm like, Josh Barnett eats whales? 0.83

04:42:10.000 Josh Barnett fucked everything up? 0.88

04:42:12.000 What happened? 1.00

04:42:13.000 He fucks people. 1.00

04:42:14.000 I know Jaws, yes. 1.00

04:42:16.000 I got so confused.

04:42:17.000 Yeah, for sure. 0.99

04:42:18.000 Like, I won't go in the goddamn ocean because of Jaws. 1.00

04:42:20.000 I know it's brainwashed, but it worked, and I'm a subject of it, and I'm not going in the goddamn ocean ever. 0.98

04:42:26.000 Do you think they're trying to keep us from the ocean's knowledge? 0.96

04:42:28.000 I don't know.

04:42:29.000 Why are they trying to keep us from- That's Jaws right there.

04:42:32.000 That worked!

04:42:32.000 That worked on me!

04:42:32.000 No, there's a new Jaws called The Shallows with Blake Lively.

04:42:35.000 What is his name?

04:42:36.000 Orca.

04:42:37.000 I think you're right.

04:42:38.000 I think 79 sounds right.

04:42:55.000 Was that the worst movie of all time?

04:42:57.000 Second.

04:42:58.000 77?

04:42:58.000 Nice.

04:42:59.000 That was before Jaws. 1.00

04:43:00.000 Think about that shit. 1.00

04:43:01.000 Jaws ripped this shit. 1.00

04:43:02.000 This was like Tesla. 1.00

04:43:02.000 Wait a minute. 1.00

04:43:03.000 Jaws was a true story. 0.93

04:43:04.000 Wait a minute.

04:43:05.000 What year was Jaws?

04:43:06.000 No, Jaws was older than 77.

04:43:07.000 15% on Rotten Tomatoes. 1.00

04:43:10.000 Oh shit. 0.99

04:43:11.000 What year was Jaws? 1.00

04:43:12.000 Okay, I'm gonna say Jaws is older than that.

04:43:14.000 I'm gonna say Jaws 72. 75.

04:43:16.000 This what year?

04:43:17.000 75.

04:43:18.000 Yeah.

04:43:19.000 So it's older.

04:43:19.000 Okay, so this ripped Jaws off.

04:43:21.000 Yeah.

04:43:22.000 And brought a baby ship whale.

04:43:25.000 We all knew that.

04:43:25.000 We just forgot.

04:43:26.000 Because Peter Benchley wrote Jaws.

04:43:28.000 Jaws was a hit novel, right?

04:43:30.000 Wasn't it?

04:43:30.000 Jaws came from a true story.

04:43:32.000 Right.

04:43:32.000 But wasn't it a novel before it was?

04:43:34.000 Orca got suppressed.

04:43:35.000 I read the book.

04:43:36.000 I know I read the book.

04:43:37.000 It was one of those times, they used to make books, and they would sell them, and it was the plot of the movie.

04:43:41.000 Peter Benchley.

04:43:42.000 They still do that.

04:43:43.000 Do they do that?

04:43:44.000 Yes.

04:43:44.000 But this wasn't that.

04:43:45.000 It was a novel.

04:43:46.000 Okay, 1974 novel, and then they turned it into a movie in 1975.

04:43:48.000 Look at that shark right there.

04:43:49.000 That's the most evil shark. 0.58

04:43:51.000 I'm telling you, they kind of re-did Jaws with that movie, Shallow, with Blake Lively, and it's legit, man.

04:43:56.000 How about that Deep Water movie?

04:43:59.000 The picture I posted on my Instagram that wasn't a real shark, it was a 3D rendering, like a computer rendering.

04:44:04.000 But, it's what a shark looks like.

04:44:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:44:07.000 I reposted it. 0.98

04:44:08.000 It was from somewhere else, but it's fucking so crazy. 0.98

04:44:12.000 Here's the thing, man. 0.97

04:44:13.000 Yeah, it's a 3D rendering, but that's what a shark looks like, and the sharks can do that.

04:44:17.000 Yes, they can.

04:44:17.000 We've seen this out there.

04:44:19.000 It's not good.

04:44:20.000 That's all real.

04:44:21.000 I mean, that's totally... Keep it up!

04:44:25.000 How dare you? 0.73

04:44:26.000 You just went crazy. 1.00

04:44:28.000 You lost it. 0.99

04:44:29.000 How dare you?

04:44:30.000 Look at that thing, man.

04:44:31.000 I mean, if that wasn't a real animal.

04:44:34.000 If there was no such thing as a shark, and all of a sudden... That's your most likes.

04:44:39.000 Yeah, you're right, you're right.

04:44:40.000 75 likes, you're right.

04:44:41.000 That's the most likes ever.

04:44:42.000 We're trying to figure out which one it was.

04:44:44.000 That's your most likes of all time?

04:44:46.000 75 million likes?

04:44:47.000 75,000.

04:44:47.000 No, 75,000.

04:44:47.000 That's not that much.

04:44:49.000 Fucking The Rock gets that shit on, like, shit pics. 1.00

04:44:51.000 Yeah, you have way more on UFC stuff, yeah, I'm sure. 1.00

04:44:54.000 But look at the fucking body on that thing. 0.99

04:44:56.000 That's a real... He's bodied up. 1.00

04:44:57.000 But that's really what they're built like.

04:44:59.000 They're a giant mouth with a body that they just fill up with.

04:45:03.000 Remember Jaws? 1.00

04:45:04.000 They were like pulling license plates out and boots and shit. 0.97

04:45:07.000 That's from Tiger Sharks. 0.99

04:45:08.000 I wanted a shark tooth.

04:45:09.000 I had a shark tooth necklace.

04:45:11.000 Did anybody have that?

04:45:12.000 I did too, man. 0.99

04:45:13.000 How about now there's people swimming with these motherfuckers and it turns out people are swimming with bull sharks and tiger sharks. 0.99

04:45:18.000 They say there's great whites all down here. 1.00

04:45:21.000 From fucking San Diego up to... 0.99

04:45:23.000 Do you know that Jaws was based on an attack that took place at Freshwater? 0.98

04:45:27.000 Yes.

04:45:29.000 In New Jersey.

04:45:31.000 It was a true story.

04:45:32.000 Well, sort of.

04:45:33.000 Nobody wanted to admit that these sharks were killing people, but it wasn't a great white.

04:45:37.000 It was bull sharks.

04:45:38.000 They go to Freshwater.

04:45:40.000 Dude, bull sharks are so crazy they can get all the way up the Mississippi River towards Illinois.

04:45:45.000 They can go that high up fresh water.

04:45:48.000 Just don't say bull sharks and tiger sharks. 1.00

04:45:50.000 Those are the motherfuckers. 1.00

04:45:52.000 Super aggressive. 1.00

04:45:53.000 When you hear about people getting bitten, those are the two main culprits.

04:45:55.000 Meanwhile, Jackass is making videos where they're swimming with these little guys. 0.97

04:45:58.000 Those guys are crazy.

04:45:59.000 What about that? 0.95

04:46:00.000 They're swimming with bull sharks.

04:46:01.000 Look at that one.

04:46:03.000 He breaches the water.

04:46:04.000 That's CGI.

04:46:05.000 Did you see that surfer in the competition?

04:46:08.000 You see the surfer in the competition, there's a great white and you have to fight him off? 1.00

04:46:11.000 Yeah, it bumps him. 1.00

04:46:12.000 Fuck all that. 1.00

04:46:13.000 Didn't he get bit like the next year or two? 1.00

04:46:15.000 Oh my god, he's a delicious man.

04:46:17.000 Look at that thing, it's flying through the air.

04:46:20.000 That looks like... Yep, don't say it.

04:46:22.000 That looks like Vera de Milo.

04:46:24.000 That looks like Vera de Milo.

04:46:26.000 I was gonna say Caitlyn Jenner.

04:46:27.000 Vera de Milo was Jim Carrey in Living Color. 0.92

04:46:31.000 It was disgusting.

04:46:32.000 He was a female... You remember Vera de Milo? 0.98

04:46:41.000 Every year, you know, someone on the California coast, it's not a lot, but almost every year, someone gets bitten in half.

04:46:49.000 And there's a, I shouldn't say almost every year.

04:46:52.000 By gangsters?

04:46:52.000 Three times that I have known of over the past like ten years, guys have been bitten in half.

04:46:57.000 And the scariest one for me was this dude who was competing, he was training for a triathlon, and so they had hopped in the ocean off the coast of San Diego,

04:47:07.000 Just about 100 yards offshore and they were doing these laps and there was a bunch of them.

04:47:12.000 There was a bunch of people in the water and this great white came along and cut one of them in half in front of everybody. 0.97

04:47:19.000 Could you imagine? 0.96

04:47:22.000 That feeling that you would get if you're in the water and you're starting to think, like, why the fuck exactly am I doing this? 0.93

04:47:30.000 And then in front of you, the guy in front of you, you see engulfed by an Airstream trailer with teeth. 0.98

04:47:37.000 And it just cuts him in half and his legs go one way and his upper body becomes this meat stew just fucking trailing off in the frothy waters in front of it. 0.99

04:47:47.000 And you gotta swim through that shit to get to the shore. 0.98

04:47:51.000 And not even that, have you been in the water and just something hits your leg? 1.00

04:47:54.000 Even seaweed, I'm like, what the fuck? 0.97

04:47:57.000 Imagine this, just looking up and seeing this. 0.99

04:48:00.000 Oh my god.

04:48:01.000 A Volkswagen door just closing on your body.

04:48:04.000 Part of the game. 1.00

04:48:05.000 Fuck! 1.00

04:48:06.000 All those guys that go out there, they know that's real, and they'll tell you it's part of the goddamn game. 1.00

04:48:11.000 Don't play that game. 1.00

04:48:13.000 For sure don't play that game.

04:48:15.000 Pacific Ocean, California Coast, that's Great White City. 0.98

04:48:20.000 It's not like South Africa. 0.81

04:48:21.000 South Africa is basically that whole like South Africa Ocean, that's just a Jacuzzi for Great Whites. 1.00

04:48:30.000 You can't go in the water there.

04:48:32.000 But on the California Coast, that's Great White City. 0.96

04:48:36.000 But no one's gonna attack the 0.69

04:48:37.000 Why do you think Great Whites aren't attacking people around here, but they're attacking people like crazy in South Africa? 1.00

04:48:52.000 Well, they attack people in the California coast. 0.86

04:48:55.000 Probably food.

04:48:55.000 But it's not that often.

04:48:56.000 No, not really.

04:48:57.000 It's not that often.

04:48:58.000 There has been a death in... One of the things they've been finding out when they've been doing all these studies, especially they fly over them with cameras and they look down, they're finding great whites a hundred yards offshore.

04:49:08.000 They're finding babies.

04:49:09.000 Yeah, they're finally- They're young ones here.

04:49:11.000 They think that they breed in San Francisco, right?

04:49:13.000 They breed in San Francisco. 0.98

04:49:14.000 In South Africa, they'll have a popular beach where all these motherfucking tourists, they're in the beach, and like maybe a mile off the coast, they're monitoring all these great whites, they're just looking at them, they're in helicopters, they're in planes, and the adolescents are kind of close, but they know that those little teenagers don't attack humans, they know that. 0.97

04:49:37.000 People are in the water while there's some task force, some great white shark task force, monitoring the great whites to make sure they don't get that close. 0.97

04:49:49.000 That's every day in South Africa.

04:49:52.000 They're there, and they could spot them, they could see them because the water's clear.

04:49:56.000 What do they do?

04:49:56.000 And if they get too close, they're like...

04:50:01.000 Yeah, you're right, I'm an asshole. 0.98

04:50:18.000 But I was thinking, there's got to be a way to put up something that keeps... On the Discovery Channel, they had this guy put up these poles at the bottom of the sea. 0.99

04:50:28.000 Obviously, it's going to be a beast to do.

04:50:30.000 Had these poles and it would send off... 0.98

04:50:34.000 It's fuckin' pulses. 0.97

04:50:35.000 You see that CNN? 0.98

04:50:36.000 This is Discovery Channel.

04:50:37.000 Fox News, bro!

04:50:38.000 Exactly.

04:50:39.000 Fox News is all pro-shark.

04:50:40.000 Dude, you know Fox News is pro-shark. 0.97

04:50:42.000 Dude, you know they want you to get eaten by the shark! 1.00

04:50:44.000 I think it's cheaper if they like, okay, we don't have to build goddamn fuckin' fences. 0.99

04:50:49.000 I don't think it's not an issue. 0.98

04:50:50.000 They just gotta keep an eye on that. 0.99

04:50:51.000 No, they don't give a fuck. 0.99

04:50:52.000 They want the seals! 1.00

04:50:53.000 Like, one person dies a year.

04:50:55.000 You know what I blame?

04:50:56.000 Obama.

04:50:57.000 Obama 2.

04:50:59.000 Donald Trump 2.

04:51:01.000 You know what I blame?

04:51:03.000 Pharmacy companies.

04:51:04.000 Yep.

04:51:05.000 Random ones.

04:51:05.000 Tower 7.

04:51:06.000 You know who I blame too?

04:51:07.000 I blame Bigfoot.

04:51:08.000 Hey, what are your feelings on aliens, man?

04:51:11.000 I don't even think about aliens no more, dude.

04:51:14.000 Aliens are like...

04:51:15.000 I look at aliens now as a complete- You don't believe in aliens? 1.00

04:51:17.000 I believe that all that shit is government distraction. 1.00

04:51:20.000 Aliens? 1.00

04:51:21.000 Yeah, I believe that we've been tricked.

04:51:22.000 I've been tricked. 0.98

04:51:23.000 When I was into aliens and all that shit, I believed I was hoodwinked. 0.98

04:51:26.000 I believed I was fooled. 0.99

04:51:27.000 Hoodwinked. 0.99

04:51:28.000 I believed that all the alien shit is all bullshit to trick people, and they tricked me, and they ain't tricking me no more. 0.99

04:51:35.000 Sounds like an REO Speedwagon song. 0.99

04:51:37.000 Ten years down the road, you're gonna think that the-

04:51:40.000 The tower seven thing was a trick?

04:51:45.000 Dude, I might have to get out of here.

04:51:48.000 You know what I think, for sure we're going to wrap this up soon, but I think there's...

04:51:58.000 There's so little evidence that anybody's ever visited us.

04:52:01.000 This is a crazy thought, but think about it.

04:52:04.000 If there has to be a point, if the earth was, at one time, this thing that had no life, and it evolved to be the thing that it's like today, where we're on the internet, and we're driving cars, and we're flying planes, and we're sending video through the sky, it's entirely possible that we're the first things to do this.

04:52:23.000 Even though we'd like to think the universe has been around for so long that for sure there's other civilizations out there in this infinite universe.

04:52:30.000 Maybe.

04:52:30.000 A good chance.

04:52:32.000 The thing about all the galaxies.

04:52:34.000 Maybe.

04:52:35.000 Maybe.

04:52:36.000 Maybe.

04:52:37.000 No.

04:52:38.000 He doesn't necessarily know whether or not there's alien life in other planets.

04:52:42.000 And there might be.

04:52:43.000 But here's the thing about infinity.

04:52:45.000 The reality is, if we are the first ever intelligent life, and we're the first things to ever hit this point, we don't know.

04:52:54.000 We've never experienced anything smarter than us.

04:52:56.000 Not to say that we're so awesome, but we haven't run into any other intelligent life anywhere in the universe, right?

04:53:02.000 It's possible, they say, that not only is this the first time that this has ever happened,

04:53:07.000 But this is happening simultaneously in infinite worlds that behave exactly the same way as this world in infinite universes.

04:53:18.000 That every fucking thing that's ever happened, including our Elkhart, including this crazy Tower 7 talk, including this fucking incredible fight between Bisping and Henderson, is happening to the exact same nanosecond in an infinite number of worlds in an infinite number of time zones. 0.69

04:53:37.000 But there's no evidence that we're here, other than the fact that we know we're here. 0.95

04:53:41.000 How do we not think that this is probably not just common, but constant all throughout the sky?

04:53:48.000 How about one thing?

04:53:49.000 Here's a new thing that I never thought about with the whole moon hoax theory.

04:53:53.000 There is no video 0.98

04:53:57.000 There's all this video of dudes on the moon with a fucking moon buggy picking up rocks. 0.98

04:54:01.000 Don't take that away from Armstrong. 0.99

04:54:02.000 Listen up, listen up.

04:54:03.000 But there's no video footage of boom, here's an astronaut, here's the earth, and here's an astronaut, here's earth.

04:54:12.000 They went up how many times and there's not one swooping shot of the earth and the astronaut and the earth and the astronaut.

04:54:20.000 Shitty cameraman. 0.99

04:54:21.000 They had some shitty cameras, too. 0.99

04:54:23.000 Whatever they could use to take pictures of anything back then was pretty crude. 0.98

04:54:27.000 All they needed was one selfie.

04:54:29.000 Then they released those pictures that were proven fake!

04:54:32.000 They released those pictures on the NASA website!

04:54:35.000 Proven fake!

04:54:37.000 Just to beat Russia? 0.84

04:54:37.000 Of Earth from Moon? 0.84

04:54:39.000 That shit was proven fake! 1.00

04:54:41.000 There's like two different ones they released. 1.00

04:54:43.000 That's bullshit! 0.99

04:54:44.000 But if it's all perfect, the picture of the Earth is all perfect. 0.99

04:54:48.000 Thank you, camera B. 0.98

04:55:05.000 How many motherfuckin' times? 0.89

04:55:06.000 Six times successfully, seven attempts. 0.97

04:55:08.000 And there's no video of the Earth.

04:55:10.000 Apollo 13 never made it.

04:55:12.000 They got pictures that were proven fake.

04:55:13.000 Why are they faking pictures? 1.00

04:55:14.000 Goddamn fakers. 1.00

04:55:15.000 Why are they faking pictures? 1.00

04:55:17.000 Moon, Al Qaeda, Jamie's already looking into it and he knows that's real. 1.00

04:55:21.000 Bigfoot, Bigfoot.

04:55:21.000 There's no video footage of the moon, of Earth from the moon.

04:55:23.000 Well here's one thing that they absolutely did fake.

04:55:26.000 One thing they absolutely did fake is Michael Collins.

04:55:29.000 Somebody did it.

04:55:30.000 We don't know who.

04:55:30.000 Here's the problem.

04:55:31.000 You know, it could have been an overzealous PR representative, but Michael Collins from one of the Gemini missions, there's a photo of him where they blacked out the background and pretended that it was a photo that was taken in space, but it's an identical photo, just reversed, of him in a training, he was in a training program, so he's hooked up a harness and the whole deal, and wires in the background.

04:55:54.000 It's all over!

04:55:54.000 Look, you can see it, but here's the thing.

04:55:57.000 And this is just me trying to be fair. 0.99

04:55:59.000 Who the fuck knows who did that? 0.99

04:56:01.000 It could have been some idiot who thought he was smarter than everybody and he worked for the PR department of NASA and they didn't have any good photos. 1.00

04:56:08.000 Look, here's the thing, man. 1.00

04:56:09.000 It ain't easy to fucking take photos while you're in a spacewalk. 0.95

04:56:14.000 You know, and if a dude is really out there doing a spacewalk, I think it's entirely possible that they could lie and fake photos and twist stuff around. 0.96

04:56:24.000 I mean, this was the 1960s. 0.96

04:56:24.000 They could kind of do whatever the fuck they wanted to. 0.96

04:56:28.000 But you've never seen this before. 0.88

04:56:29.000 I want you to see this.

04:56:30.000 I want to see it.

04:56:31.000 Jesus Christ.

04:56:33.000 Michael Collins spacewalk, Gemini, fake.

04:56:38.000 Yeah, it's weird.

04:56:40.000 See, the thing is, I try to be open-minded.

04:56:42.000 I don't know who did that.

04:56:43.000 I don't know when they did that.

04:56:45.000 I don't know why they did that. 0.98

04:56:46.000 I don't know if it would have been one goofy fuck who worked at NASA, thought he was really smart, and he was in charge of the PR. 0.99

04:56:52.000 I said, oh, we got some great photos, Mr. President. 0.99

04:56:54.000 Here's one of them. 1.00

04:56:55.000 That's fake as fuck. 0.99

04:56:56.000 No, Michael Collins' Gemini spacewalk fake photo. 0.99

04:57:00.000 Gemini 15.

04:57:01.000 That picture right there is so fake, and they're putting that on NASA's website.

04:57:05.000 They're putting fake pictures.

04:57:07.000 There it is.

04:57:07.000 You just had it.

04:57:08.000 Look at this.

04:57:08.000 Fake pictures on NASA.

04:57:10.000 And everyone's like, I love NASA!

04:57:12.000 They can't get one Morgan?

04:57:13.000 Show the contrast.

04:57:14.000 Okay, here it goes.

04:57:15.000 So go, see the one on the left is him in a simulation.

04:57:20.000 The one on the right is just the reverse of that image exactly, and it's him in space.

04:57:25.000 Of course.

04:57:27.000 That's all the evidence I need. 1.00

04:57:29.000 That's like showing me some mobster gangster who's murdered people with a stripper and someone saying, look, he's fucking that stripper. 1.00

04:57:40.000 That's all I need to motherfuckin' see! 1.00

04:57:42.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

04:57:43.000 He's a... I don't care if that picture's fake!

04:57:46.000 You understand what I'm saying?

04:57:48.000 You know what I'm saying?

04:57:49.000 That's all I need to see! 1.00

04:57:52.000 That's real shit! 1.00

04:57:53.000 Let's bring this thing home. 1.00

04:57:54.000 You're showing me a gangster in a picture with a stripper.

04:57:57.000 And I'm supposed to... And you're trying to... Yes, she's a stripper, but that does not prove... This is a five-hour podcast.

04:58:04.000 They fuck each other! 1.00

04:58:05.000 There's no proof that they had sex, okay? 1.00

04:58:07.000 He's with her... Good luck coming up. 1.00

04:58:10.000 Is there a picture of his penis in her vagina? 1.00

04:58:14.000 T-F-A-T-K-A-P-Q-O-B-G-T-Q-R-T No! 1.00

04:58:18.000 Hey, hope for reals.

04:58:19.000 We're in Oxnard on Thursday.

04:58:21.000 This coming Thursday we're in Oxnard, then we're in Brea, then we're up in New York for the Comedy Festival.

04:58:26.000 TFATK.com.

04:58:32.000 I saw something that John Donaher was writing about palm strikes.

04:58:37.000 Are you going to implement that?

04:58:38.000 Are you thinking about it?

04:58:39.000 When?

04:58:41.000 The first show of 2017 is going to be the 170 EBI tournament.

04:58:46.000 So it's going to be regular EBI rules for the 16-guy tournament.

04:58:50.000 Regular EBI.

04:58:52.000 First show of 2017.

04:58:54.000 But we usually have three shows.

04:58:57.000 Special matches and they used to be Teenagers and stuff, but we can't use minors anymore and stuff So so what we're gonna use those three we would do a round of the 16-man tournament then throw a special match Let everyone rest then do another round and then a special match.

04:59:12.000 Let's everyone rest and then that final semi final round So before the finals, there's one more so there's three special matches now what we're gonna do is those three special matches are gonna be a four man

04:59:23.000 Combat jiu-jitsu tournament where it's I had this cleared through the Commission years ago But it kind of got stalled with some of the rules.

04:59:32.000 They wouldn't let me They didn't want to do it outside of cage and they didn't want to give me more than three three-minute rounds So EBI was always about having combat jiu-jitsu jiu-jitsu with some palm strikes just to keep it honest just to keep your jiu-jitsu a little more real because when you don't have zero strikes

04:59:54.000 I mean, MMA is the ultimate.

04:59:56.000 UFC, you've got punches, you've got elbows, you've got kicks.

05:00:00.000 But I wanted to make Jiu-Jitsu just a little more realistic.

05:00:04.000 It's always been the plan.

05:00:06.000 That was before EBI, I was trying to push combat Jiu-Jitsu through.

05:00:09.000 We have two matches going on YouTube, punching combat Jiu-Jitsu.

05:00:12.000 We did two matches, Compella did a match, Nate Harris from 10th Planet Santa Fe did a match.

05:00:17.000 We did two combat Jiu-Jitsu matches, and this style of Jiu-Jitsu,

05:00:22.000 No striking, no Muay Thai, no boxing, none of that yet.

05:00:26.000 It's just strikes when you're on the ground.

05:00:29.000 So it's generally for three different types of athletes.

05:00:35.000 Can I ask you a question?

05:00:36.000 This is the longest pause of all time, son.

05:00:38.000 Yeah, but can I ask you a question?

05:00:39.000 How do you define when someone's on the ground?

05:00:41.000 Say if someone is defending a takedown and they have one knee on the ground, can you smack them in the face?

05:00:49.000 Listen, first of all, if you're getting bored, Brendan... I'm good!

05:00:52.000 Are you bored?

05:00:53.000 No, I'm good, man.

05:00:54.000 I'm good, man. 0.99

05:00:55.000 I'm trying to explain some shit. 0.99

05:00:56.000 No, I heard him. 0.99

05:00:57.000 And you're saying that was a long explanation.

05:00:58.000 No, I thought we were done. 0.99

05:01:00.000 I'm trying to explain shit. 0.99

05:01:01.000 Do it, man. 1.00

05:01:01.000 Do your thing. 1.00

05:01:02.000 You're like, that's a long explanation.

05:01:03.000 No, no, listen.

05:01:05.000 Brendan, it was my fault. 0.99

05:01:06.000 I'm trying to explain shit. 1.00

05:01:06.000 This is my shit. 1.00

05:01:07.000 This is your shit. 1.00

05:01:08.000 Let me explain it. 1.00

05:01:09.000 Do it, man.

05:01:10.000 Do your thing. 0.99

05:01:10.000 I thought we were wrapping shit up. 0.99

05:01:12.000 It was, but it was my fault because I forgot this is something I wanted to bring up because I saw John Donaher posted about it. 0.99

05:01:18.000 This is some deep shit. 0.97

05:01:19.000 And, uh, I forgot to ask it, so it's not him, it was me. 1.00

05:01:22.000 I just got fucked up. 0.96

05:01:23.000 The question you asked is real. 1.00

05:01:25.000 I mean, you fucked up. 0.99

05:01:27.000 The NMN, the UFC... Well, no, you told me we were ending. 1.00

05:01:30.000 Hey, if you wanted to leave, you could leave.

05:01:31.000 No, I'm good, brother.

05:01:33.000 Don't get offensive.

05:01:35.000 I thought we were shutting down.

05:01:36.000 Don't use your feelings, man.

05:01:38.000 Do your thing, brother.

05:01:39.000 Listen, my feelings are not hurt. 1.00

05:01:41.000 You're the one that's saying, oh, shit, this is supposed to be... I'm trying to explain shit. 0.99

05:01:45.000 No, no, no. 1.00

05:01:46.000 I interrupted.

05:01:47.000 You were just going to say EBIA and then I brought in, because I realized this was something I wanted to cover.

05:01:53.000 So we, yes.

05:01:54.000 Is that okay, Brandon?

05:01:55.000 You're technically correct.

05:01:56.000 No, I think we're both right. 0.99

05:01:57.000 I think we're both right, because he was like, let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00

05:02:00.000 I plugged my dates. 0.98

05:02:01.000 You were like ready to go. 1.00

05:02:02.000 You're like, fuck! 1.00

05:02:03.000 Damn, you were ready. 1.00

05:02:04.000 Okay, I get it. 1.00

05:02:04.000 You're in trouble. 1.00

05:02:06.000 You have to be.

05:02:06.000 No, not in the least bit.

05:02:08.000 Not in the least bit.

05:02:09.000 You had to be home like 35 minutes ago.

05:02:10.000 No, not in the least bit.

05:02:11.000 We're getting off track, man.

05:02:13.000 We're getting off track because I want to hear this idea.

05:02:17.000 So you can smack the head into the body with an open palm?

05:02:19.000 Before EBI, I was trying to get combat jiu-jitsu through.

05:02:23.000 The most, the jiu-jitsu style that would most best prepare you for a career in MMA.

05:02:32.000 So that's what I was trying to do.

05:02:34.000 I had a couple fights.

05:02:35.000 We did it at University MMA.

05:02:37.000 I got it cleared through the commission.

05:02:39.000 But I knew that we couldn't have it done in a cage and three three-minute rounds.

05:02:45.000 That wasn't going to cut it. 0.99

05:02:47.000 So that's when I decided, fuck it, I'm not getting the rules I want. 0.99

05:02:50.000 Let me just do EBI. 0.99

05:02:52.000 Submission only.

05:02:54.000 No strikes.

05:02:54.000 Submission only.

05:02:56.000 Get that going.

05:02:57.000 See what happens.

05:02:58.000 And then later, I'm going to come back and bring back combat jiu-jitsu.

05:03:02.000 And that's what I'm doing now.

05:03:03.000 I'm not eliminating EBI.

05:03:05.000 Who knows what's going to happen in the future?

05:03:07.000 I don't know what it's going to be like.

05:03:08.000 But the first show in 2017 is going to be a 16-man tournament, just like it's always been.

05:03:14.000 Submission only.

05:03:16.000 Same rules.

05:03:16.000 Same overtime.

05:03:17.000 But in between every round, we're going to have a

05:03:20.000 It's a four-man combat jiu-jitsu match where there's palm strikes allowed.

05:03:25.000 It's not MMA.

05:03:26.000 It's not the most gangster.

05:03:27.000 It just makes jiu-jitsu a little more honest.

05:03:29.000 You want to do this style? 1.00

05:03:31.000 How about I slap you in the face? 1.00

05:03:33.000 Let's get a little more real. 1.00

05:03:35.000 Can they knock him out or no? 0.98

05:03:37.000 It's called finish-only jiu-jitsu because you can fucking TKO a guy, you can knock a guy out, or you can finish him. 0.94

05:03:44.000 Can I ask you this? 0.94

05:03:44.000 Finish only, self-submission only. 0.94

05:03:46.000 What about karate chops?

05:03:47.000 Are you allowing karate chops?

05:03:48.000 No, just palm strikes. 0.99

05:03:49.000 But here's the thing, you can kind of bring it like it's a palm strike, but you're hitting with the blade of the hand, and if you do that, you could knock fucking people out for sure. 0.99

05:04:01.000 I mean, really, you'd be well served to just ground and pound and drop these karate chops that look like bitch slaps. 1.00

05:04:09.000 Because if you're just talking about, or, 0.99

05:04:12.000 One of the things that Bas Rutten showed is that if you can get your hand flexibility good, Bas Rutten figured out how to pull his hands way back, and he was fucking guys up by punching like a real punch. 0.67

05:04:23.000 Like, they drop those palms down on you. 0.92

05:04:26.000 It doesn't hurt.

05:04:27.000 See, that's the thing. 1.00

05:04:28.000 You can hit shit super hard with your palm. 0.99

05:04:30.000 You don't break it either. 1.00

05:04:30.000 Right. 1.00

05:04:31.000 You break shit with your knuckles. 1.00

05:04:32.000 It's really almost a better way to strike. 0.99

05:04:35.000 That could be a problem with a rich hand, but we're going to learn as we go and there's going to be some tweaks.

05:04:41.000 Big John is very instrumental in all this.

05:04:44.000 The commissioned camo is all legit. 0.99

05:04:47.000 It's not some Indian reservation shit. 0.98

05:04:49.000 We're doing it all legit. 1.00

05:04:51.000 Right.

05:04:51.000 And we're going to bring it in slowly.

05:04:52.000 Right now, so we have a 60-man tournament, but in between every round we have room for three fights to have a four-man tournament.

05:04:59.000 We need three fights. 0.93

05:05:00.000 Because if there's hitting, you have to have commission now.

05:05:02.000 Because jiu-jitsu, there's no commission, right?

05:05:04.000 But do you worry about people getting hurt?

05:05:07.000 Do you worry about people getting hurt?

05:05:09.000 People are going to get hurt! 1.00

05:05:10.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

05:05:11.000 Yeah, but you have to have different kind of services on hand. 1.00

05:05:14.000 Insurance and stuff, right?

05:05:16.000 Now, since we're doing this, along with the 16-man tournament, with regular EBI rules, we're going to have a four-man combat jiu-jitsu.

05:05:25.000 We're going to have the commission there.

05:05:27.000 There's going to be all the stands.

05:05:29.000 Here's what I think.

05:05:29.000 If you need both.

05:05:48.000 I don't know.

05:05:49.000 I think that it's a good idea.

05:05:51.000 It's a really good idea.

05:05:52.000 But I think that to achieve the highest levels of Jiu Jitsu in like the technical sense, I don't think you can have too much striking. 0.92

05:06:00.000 I think as soon as you start throwing whacks and slaps in there, like it changes shit. 0.71

05:06:05.000 Because once a guy gets that off, like all your job is now just to defend against that. 0.97

05:06:09.000 Maybe you would be offensive Jiu Jitsu-wise.

05:06:12.000 That's very important.

05:06:13.000 I think it is.

05:06:13.000 So we're gonna have both.

05:06:14.000 We're gonna have both.

05:06:14.000 I think both is the way.

05:06:15.000 So all this combat jiu-jitsu is, is we're not, the focus isn't trying to hurt anybody. 0.84

05:06:21.000 There will be people that take advantage of the rules and really focus on fucking bas-rut and palm strikes. 0.98

05:06:28.000 There's gonna be TKOs. 0.90

05:06:30.000 It's finish only.

05:06:31.000 There's also gonna be guys that elbow you.

05:06:32.000 They're gonna slap.

05:06:34.000 Elbows are illegal.

05:06:35.000 But even if it's illegal, if you're going like this, and this,

05:06:40.000 They coming down with slaps, they might easily add that to it and there's not a whole lot you can do to stop that.

05:06:45.000 That's going to be considered like a knee on a grounded opponent.

05:06:48.000 We're going to treat it the exact same way.

05:06:51.000 There might be disqualifications.

05:06:54.000 It might be a disaster.

05:06:56.000 No, no, no, no.

05:06:57.000 I like it.

05:06:58.000 I'm just staying in the elbow thing.

05:07:00.000 From day one, the plan for 10th Planet, from day one, was to try to make jujitsu more effective for when there's strikes.

05:07:08.000 That's always been the plan from day one.

05:07:11.000 Always.

05:07:12.000 And now there's an opportunity to make that a reality.

05:07:17.000 And who knows?

05:07:18.000 Maybe it's a disaster, maybe it takes off.

05:07:20.000 I don't know, but we're going to do both.

05:07:22.000 And you know, I just would, me personally, I think if you add some palm strikes, it's gonna make your jiu-jitsu more real, more honest, and not MMA.

05:07:39.000 We're not dealing with striking, standing. 0.92

05:07:41.000 Combat Jiu-Jitsu, standing is just wrestling.

05:07:44.000 No striking at all.

05:07:46.000 So this is going to attract three different types of people.

05:07:48.000 It's going to attract grapplers, Jiu-Jitsu and wrestlers that want to eventually transition into MMA.

05:07:54.000 This sport is going to be a great way to get their feet wet.

05:07:57.000 Also, it's going to take people that have had

05:07:59.000 That's why you need both, as a jiu-jitsu practice.

05:08:14.000 Type of person that's just a jujitsu guy that doesn't want to go anime at all.

05:08:20.000 No dreams.

05:08:21.000 Never done it.

05:08:22.000 No dreams. 0.97

05:08:23.000 Just but would love to take it to the next level because it's obvious if you add jujitsu with some fucking palm strikes, it keeps it a little more honest. 0.96

05:08:33.000 We're good. 0.96

05:08:54.000 Jiu Jitsu is the fighting.

05:08:56.000 So, to me, it's important that we develop a Jiu Jitsu system and a sport that goes along with it that prepares you.

05:09:06.000 It's a Jiu Jitsu style, combat Jiu Jitsu, that will prepare you more for either MMA or real life.

05:09:13.000 A little more.

05:09:13.000 Well you know one way you can look at it is like we have boxing, then we have kickboxing, then we have Muay Thai, then we have MMA.

05:09:21.000 You have Jiu Jitsu and you have combat Jiu Jitsu.

05:09:23.000 It's another level.

05:09:24.000 UFC's the best.

05:09:26.000 Just like Muay Thai.

05:09:27.000 Muay Thai over boxing.

05:09:29.000 Okay, let's boxing.

05:09:29.000 What about kicks?

05:09:30.000 What about leg kicks?

05:09:31.000 Let's throw that in there. 0.95

05:09:32.000 I like it.

05:09:32.000 Yeah.

05:09:33.000 So it's jiu-jitsu with some strikes, no big deal.

05:09:34.000 And when is this going to go down?

05:09:36.000 November 6th?

05:09:37.000 November 6th is the light heavyweights, no combat jiu-jitsu.

05:09:42.000 December 2nd in Mexico City is the bantamweights.

05:09:45.000 Gio Martinez defending his title.

05:09:47.000 In Mexico City?

05:09:48.000 That's just the same.

05:09:49.000 No air, son.

05:09:50.000 But we have two shows coming up.

05:09:52.000 That's not being changed, but the first show in 2017, we don't have a date yet, it's going to be the 170 welterweight championship.

05:10:01.000 Gary Tonin is the 170 champion, the welterweight champion.

05:10:05.000 He's going to come back.

05:10:05.000 That's going to be regular EBI rules, but we're also going to have a

05:10:09.000 Four-man tournament of combat jiu-jitsu on the side, simultaneously going along with it.

05:10:15.000 Who knows how it's going to turn out. 0.98

05:10:17.000 I don't even know how the fuck it's going to turn out. 0.96

05:10:18.000 But we got the support of the Camo Athletic Commission, and we're going to do it. 0.98

05:10:23.000 We're going to learn from it.

05:10:26.000 Because there isn't a sport like that. 0.98

05:10:29.000 We don't know how it's going to look, and where people are going to exploit little holes, and we're going to have to tweak shit. 0.97

05:10:34.000 We don't know. 0.94

05:10:35.000 But the rules are? 0.98

05:10:36.000 The basic rules are, if one guy is on the ground, like, if you pull guard, and you're on their back, and I'm standing, horse stance style, I could fucking palm strike you. 0.98

05:10:47.000 Right? 0.99

05:10:47.000 If I got knee on the belly on you, I could palm strike you. 0.99

05:10:51.000 But it has to be on top. 0.90

05:10:53.000 You have to be on top on the ground.

05:10:54.000 As soon as a guy is grounded, which means if a guy pulls guard he's grounded, as soon as one guy is grounded, palm strikes can commence.

05:11:01.000 What about when you're coming up?

05:11:02.000 Like say if you go to dogfight and then you get to one knee and you pop back up and you're both standing up, when can he stop striking you?

05:11:10.000 When you get to dogfight...

05:11:15.000 That's a good question, because sometimes you're in dogfight on your knees, and sometimes you're standing. 0.99

05:11:19.000 And someone can just uppercut you boss rootin' style in the face and knock you the fuck out. 0.99

05:11:22.000 Yeah, we're gonna have to- that's a very good question right there. 0.98

05:11:25.000 In dogfight, because there's dogfight when both competitors are on their knees, and there's dogfight when they're both standing.

05:11:30.000 So, just like how in Muay Thai you're not allowed to kick a guy in the head when they're down.

05:11:34.000 You know, you can trip him, you can take him down, but you can't kick him in the head.

05:11:38.000 If you're in dogfight and both guys are standing up, no striking.

05:11:41.000 If you're in dogfight and both guys are on their knees, or one guy's on his knees, you can strike.

05:11:45.000 It's gonna be something like that.

05:11:48.000 But really, it's all designed...

05:11:50.000 It's all designed to make jiu-jitsu more effective as a martial art.

05:11:55.000 Because if it works and it takes off and people like it and we do it for 10 years and combat jiu-jitsu becomes a sport, I guarantee you the champions of combat jiu-jitsu will translate to MMA a lot easier than champions of other grappling genres.

05:12:13.000 In my opinion.

05:12:14.000 I could be wrong but it's just like

05:12:17.000 Seems like a good idea.

05:12:18.000 I like it.

05:12:19.000 I like it as a new step.

05:12:21.000 You know, a new step from Jiu Jitsu to MMA.

05:12:25.000 And EBI, November 6th is the next one.

05:12:28.000 November 6th, you can watch it on UFC Fight Pass.

05:12:31.000 It's a Sunday.

05:12:32.000 It starts at 6pm.

05:12:34.000 Gordon Ryan is trying to take that light heavyweight championship.

05:12:37.000 Vinny Magalhaes is in it.

05:12:39.000 I think?

05:13:01.000 How's he doing that?

05:13:02.000 He's trying to, and that's December 2nd in Mexico City.

05:13:06.000 Gio Martinez, 10th Planet Black Belt, he's the champion. 0.99

05:13:10.000 The Danaher Death Squad, they want all the goddamn belts! 0.98

05:13:12.000 So it's a beautiful thing, man. 1.00

05:13:13.000 There's a serious war going on.

05:13:16.000 It's a friendly rivalry, and everyone's improving from it, man.

05:13:20.000 We're looking at what John Danaher's done with them leg locks, and man, everyone's jumping on that and trying to catch up.

05:13:27.000 We're knee-deep in that leglock game because of what DDS has done.

05:13:32.000 And so, you know, we lose a draw.

05:13:34.000 I like how you broke down to DDS.

05:13:37.000 DDS, man. 0.99

05:13:37.000 They got that leglock system down like no motherfuckers on the planet. 0.99

05:13:41.000 You think you know leglock? 0.99

05:13:42.000 Oh, I think I can defend leglocks. 1.00

05:13:44.000 Roll with one of them motherfuckers. 1.00

05:13:46.000 And see if you could defend leg locks. 0.99

05:13:48.000 So what that's done, what's transpired in EBI with the domination of the DDS squad, it made me realize that, damn, we haven't been paying enough attention to leg locks.

05:14:00.000 So for the last few years, we've spent a lot of attention on leg locks. 0.96

05:14:03.000 So all the shit that's going down is just making us better. 0.97

05:14:05.000 And we love the rivalry. 0.99

05:14:08.000 There's all these little sexers like the IBJJF guys trying to prove themselves in sub only.

05:14:13.000 And then there's the DDS guys who are 0.96

05:14:15.000 Dominating everybody the fucking up the 10th planet guys geo fucking he's battling like a goddamn Barbarian, and then you got all the random The random guys like Joe Soto from the UFC fucking getting to the finals against Joe Against Eddie Cummings and just going leg lock leg lock from where in the finals Joe Soto UFC 135 0.97

05:14:38.000 Contender he's in there battling with Eddie Cummings leglock for leglock turns out fucking Dave Terrell's a leglock Maniac who his it wasn't a big deal for Joe. 0.98

05:14:49.000 So he did end up getting caught in a leglock But you're seeing those random guys like another random guy the Russian bear fucking Rustem Chizia. 0.98

05:14:56.000 Holy shit So it's it's a beautiful thing that's going on. 0.98

05:15:00.000 We're all trying to win We're all trying to get better work, but it's a friendly rivalry and we all love each other and You know, we're just 0.97

05:15:07.000 We're enjoying the ride.

05:15:08.000 Beautiful.

05:15:09.000 EBI 6? 0.54

05:15:10.000 What is it?

05:15:12.000 EBI 9.

05:15:13.000 November 6.

05:15:13.000 UFC 5 Pass.

05:15:15.000 And also, you can get it on UFC.TV or EBIOfficial.com.

05:15:20.000 Beautiful.

05:15:20.000 And Cameron Haynes, Cameron R. Haynes on Instagram.

05:15:24.000 Who the fuck is Cameron Haynes on Instagram? 1.00

05:15:27.000 How does Instagram not change that shit over? 1.00

05:15:29.000 I don't know. 1.00

05:15:30.000 They need to get on the ball.

05:15:31.000 If you search Cameron Haynes, I'll come up.

05:15:33.000 You have five and a half hours.

05:15:34.000 I know, it's crazy. 0.99

05:15:35.000 But if there's another dude named Cameron Haynes, why doesn't he go, look man, just take this shit, I'm gonna call myself Boo Boo. 1.00

05:15:42.000 I got my own heck name. 0.99

05:15:43.000 But Cameron R. Haynes on Instagram, Cameron Haynes on Facebook.

05:15:48.000 I'm gonna follow you right now, sir.

05:15:50.000 You don't use Twitter, huh?

05:15:52.000 I do.

05:15:52.000 You do now?

05:15:53.000 No, it goes automatically from Facebook.

05:15:56.000 Get on Twitter, son.

05:15:57.000 Don't be scared of Twitter. 0.99

05:15:58.000 Brandon motherfucking Schaub. 0.99

05:16:00.000 We did it already. 1.00

05:16:01.000 We already said what you do.

05:16:03.000 So we'll end this.

05:16:04.000 This was epic. 1.00

05:16:06.000 Goddamn marathon. 1.00

05:16:07.000 Dude, we went five and a half hours. 1.00

05:16:08.000 We barely covered UFOs.

05:16:10.000 Think about that.

05:16:11.000 I'm done with you.

05:16:12.000 I'm done, too.

05:16:13.000 Thanks, guys.

05:16:13.000 Thank you, Cameron Haynes.

05:16:15.000 Thank you, Brennan Shaw.

05:16:16.000 Thank you, Eddie Bravo.

05:16:18.000 Thank you, world.

05:16:19.000 We'll see you soon. 1.00

05:16:19.000 Keep hammering, you fucks. 1.00

The Joe Rogan Experience - October 09, 2016

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 8, 2016

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