The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - Sept. 20, 2014

00:00:01.000 Yeah!

00:00:03.000 What's up, everybody?

00:00:04.000 This is...

00:00:05.000 Today is...

00:00:06.000 What is this?

00:00:07.000 The 18th?

00:00:07.000 19th?

00:00:08.000 What is it?

00:00:08.000 The 20th.

00:00:09.000 20th of September.

00:00:11.000 20th now.

00:00:12.000 It's really the 19th for everybody that's paying attention.

00:00:15.000 It says September 20th, but it's really Friday night.

00:00:18.000 It's Friday night at midnight.

00:00:20.000 And this is a live fight companion podcast. 0.96

00:00:24.000 Brian Callen's supposed to be here, but of course he's fucking late.

00:00:27.000 Brendan Schott's here. 0.98

00:00:28.000 Holla! 1.00

00:00:29.000 Big Brown's in the house! 0.93

00:00:30.000 And of course my brother Edgy Bra is here. 1.00

00:00:33.000 Oh shit. 0.99

00:00:34.000 Eddie Bravo in the house. 1.00

00:00:36.000 And we're just looking at the blank screen right now while Mark Hunt is going to face Roy Big Motherfucking Country Nelson tonight. 1.00

00:00:45.000 Oh shit. 0.99

00:00:46.000 Yeah, we can get some of that in there, too. 0.99

00:00:49.000 We might not be able to smoke weed with Brendan Schaub in the room, though.

00:00:53.000 I'll just hold my breath.

00:00:54.000 December 6th.

00:00:55.000 Hmm, what's today?

00:00:56.000 We have some time.

00:00:57.000 About 13 weeks.

00:00:59.000 I'll just hold my breath.

00:01:00.000 Can you do that?

00:01:01.000 Are you good at holding your breath?

00:01:02.000 I know you have awesome cardio.

00:01:03.000 I'm like a fish.

00:01:05.000 We're good. 1.00

00:01:06.000 I'll just suck on this coffee all night. 0.98

00:01:08.000 Real quick, usually go to bed at 11, sip tea. 0.93

00:01:12.000 Usually in bed by 11, sipping tea, guys.

00:01:14.000 Are you really?

00:01:15.000 Yeah.

00:01:16.000 11 p.m.?

00:01:17.000 11, every night.

00:01:17.000 Wow.

00:01:18.000 Are you training tomorrow?

00:01:20.000 No.

00:01:20.000 I trained twice today because I knew tonight's going to be a doozy.

00:01:23.000 When you schedule, when you ramp up for a fight, so you're fighting in December 6th, when you're ramping up the train. 0.95

00:01:33.000 Oh shit, where's that? 0.96

00:01:34.000 The cards are Beast, Vegas, Mandalay Bay. 0.99

00:01:36.000 Two title fights, then my fight, Travis Brown.

00:01:42.000 That's Vitor and Weidman too, huh?

00:01:44.000 And Showtime and Melendez. 1.00

00:01:46.000 Oh shit. 1.00

00:01:47.000 And then us, big one. 1.00

00:01:49.000 Good lord.

00:01:50.000 Any chicks fighting? 1.00

00:01:53.000 Not yet.

00:01:53.000 Not that I know of.

00:01:55.000 I don't watch UFCs unless there's a chick fighting. 1.00

00:01:57.000 I hear ya.

00:01:58.000 Speaking of chicks, the one tonight is... 1.00

00:02:00.000 I'm telling you guys, she's a little monster. 1.00

00:02:03.000 Yeah, you got an issue with her. 1.00

00:02:04.000 I do!

00:02:05.000 This little filter thing keeps rolling out.

00:02:05.000 I got a little crush on her.

00:02:08.000 Yeah, she's kinda hot. 1.00

00:02:09.000 She was a little plump, and she got in some serious shape.

00:02:12.000 Yeah, right?

00:02:13.000 Thinned out.

00:02:14.000 She's like, curvy. 1.00

00:02:16.000 Yeah.

00:02:17.000 She's like Kim Kardashian, but Japanese. 0.99

00:02:19.000 Yeah.

00:02:20.000 How cool would it be if she came out in the schoolgirl uniforms? 0.96

00:02:24.000 Yeah.

00:02:25.000 Remember that dude that used to do that for Pride?

00:02:27.000 He used to come out with pigtails?

00:02:29.000 Yeah, weird stuff.

00:02:29.000 For K-1.

00:02:30.000 For K-1, yeah.

00:02:31.000 Dude, the national pastime is to be into schoolgirls. 1.00

00:02:35.000 How weird is that?

00:02:36.000 Her biggest thing that she's ever done, she dressed up like a bunny. 0.84

00:02:41.000 Why do I know this?

00:02:42.000 I don't know. 0.86

00:02:42.000 Dirty bunny. 0.86

00:02:43.000 Maybe I did some research.

00:02:44.000 And you know what's second?

00:02:46.000 And by research, I mean maybe I jacked off.

00:02:50.000 We'll let you know as soon as the fights start.

00:02:52.000 I don't know why the fights are a little bit late.

00:02:55.000 It says 12.05 on my phone.

00:02:59.000 Amateur hour.

00:03:00.000 It smells like weed in here.

00:03:01.000 It says 12.05 on my phone. 0.99

00:03:03.000 I don't know if that means somebody fucked up or they're having a problem. 0.94

00:03:08.000 We were watching it earlier, though, which doesn't make any sense. 0.98

00:03:12.000 It was live from Japan.

00:03:15.000 Goldberg and Brian Stan calling the action.

00:03:20.000 Maybe it's just a delay for the main card. 0.55

00:03:22.000 By the way, I fucking love Fight Pass, dude.

00:03:25.000 It's awesome. 0.95

00:03:26.000 I fucking love it. 0.71

00:03:27.000 I tweeted that Fight Pass is great. 0.99

00:03:29.000 Everybody's like, you fucking chill. 0.98

00:03:30.000 I know. 0.98

00:03:31.000 It's great. 1.00

00:03:31.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:03:32.000 It's great. 1.00

00:03:33.000 Dude, any fight you could think of in the UFC, you could just watch it.

00:03:36.000 Pride fight.

00:03:37.000 You could just watch it.

00:03:38.000 And it works.

00:03:38.000 It was crazy.

00:03:39.000 When I cornered Ben Saunders at the Tulsa event, I get there Friday night.

00:03:44.000 I've never worked with Ben before.

00:03:46.000 He asked me to corner him like a week before, and he goes, dude, you want to come down?

00:03:51.000 And he had been playing rubber guard off and on over the years and he was playing a different version.

00:03:56.000 He was playing a version I never played.

00:04:00.000 And then he kind of moved away from it because I figured, I figured that he would hit a dead end with that style.

00:04:07.000 But I didn't want to say anything because it was kind of working for him.

00:04:09.000 And then he got cut from the UFC, went to Bellator, he'd win some, he'd lose some.

00:04:13.000 And I kind of lost track of what he was really doing.

00:04:15.000 And then he saw the Hickson video, the video that we did here.

00:04:20.000 And he Twittered me, direct message.

00:04:23.000 He goes, hey man, when are you going to do a seminar in Florida?

00:04:26.000 He realized he was planning stuff wrong and he wanted to fix it.

00:04:29.000 So I said, well, I don't have anything planned in Florida, but I do have a little rubber guard genius out there, a guy named Tyler Woolsey.

00:04:34.000 I go, let me hook you up with him.

00:04:36.000 They hooked up.

00:04:37.000 As soon as he got done with Tyler, he said, dude, I want you to corner me next week.

00:04:42.000 Can you do it?

00:04:42.000 I know it's last minute.

00:04:44.000 And did it.

00:04:47.000 And so Friday night, I get there Friday night, I go right to his hotel.

00:04:51.000 He has Fight Pass hooked up, right?

00:04:53.000 So, because he was studying his opponent.

00:04:56.000 His opponent, I think, it wasn't on, he wasn't, I don't think he fought in the UFC before, but he had Fight Pass. 0.99

00:05:01.000 So I said, oh shit. 0.94

00:05:02.000 So we put on, I wanted to keep it really simple for him with rubber guard. 1.00

00:05:06.000 It's so sophisticated and so vast.

00:05:08.000 There's pieces of the rubber guard that I don't even know how to play yet.

00:05:10.000 There's new pieces. 0.99

00:05:11.000 I'm like, shit, what? 0.98

00:05:12.000 What are you guys doing over here? 0.99

00:05:13.000 Right? 0.99

00:05:14.000 There's new shit that's incredible. 1.00

00:05:15.000 Half guillotine. 1.00

00:05:16.000 A guillotine from the rubber guard. 0.98

00:05:19.000 A guillotine with your leg involved. 0.99

00:05:21.000 It's on? 0.97

00:05:22.000 Hold on a second.

00:05:22.000 It's on?

00:05:23.000 The fights are on?

00:05:24.000 Yeah, a guy's walking out right now.

00:05:25.000 So what is this?

00:05:26.000 I don't know what you got here.

00:05:29.000 Oh, is it a different thing?

00:05:30.000 Am I on the wrong thing?

00:05:32.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:05:33.000 Live events.

00:05:34.000 Let's see.

00:05:35.000 Yeah, you gotta press live event.

00:05:37.000 Live now.

00:05:38.000 That'll be it.

00:05:40.000 So it didn't switch over from the prelims.

00:05:42.000 There we go!

00:05:43.000 We're rolling!

00:05:44.000 It didn't switch over from the prelims.

00:05:47.000 That's goofy.

00:05:50.000 That's goofy.

00:05:51.000 It's like a different stream.

00:05:52.000 It's coffee.

00:05:53.000 Bulletproof coffee.

00:05:54.000 Not goofy. 1.00

00:05:55.000 Brandon Schaub's got a little bit of a fucking coffee problem. 1.00

00:05:58.000 Addiction. 1.00

00:05:59.000 And when I stop fighting, it's going to become drugs.

00:06:01.000 Well, my point was, with the UFC fight passes, I get there Friday night, and we kept it really simple.

00:06:07.000 Simple rubber guard, mission control with elbows.

00:06:09.000 We put on Jason Day versus Alan Belcher.

00:06:11.000 It was an amazing display of elbows from the guard.

00:06:15.000 And Matt Horwich versus Dan Miller.

00:06:18.000 You know, just right there.

00:06:19.000 It would have been hard to find those fights.

00:06:21.000 You know, I guess you could go to MMA Corps.

00:06:24.000 It's always tricky though, right?

00:06:25.000 It's tough to find them.

00:06:27.000 But with UFC Fight Pass, man, boom, any UFC fight.

00:06:30.000 Is it every single fight that the UFC's ever had?

00:06:33.000 It's every single fight the UFC's had and every single...

00:06:35.000 There's another one of those too.

00:06:37.000 There's everything.

00:06:37.000 That's a full one too.

00:06:38.000 Oh, nice.

00:06:39.000 Yeah.

00:06:40.000 Every single fight in Pride, too.

00:06:42.000 Even the early ones, like UFC 2?

00:06:43.000 Everything.

00:06:44.000 Everything?

00:06:45.000 Everything.

00:06:45.000 Wow.

00:06:46.000 All the Strikeforce fights, too.

00:06:47.000 Because everything that I could think of came up, but I'm thinking maybe the old ones.

00:06:52.000 Maybe UFC 1, even.

00:06:53.000 I'm pretty sure.

00:06:54.000 If I'm wrong, I apologize, but I'm pretty sure everything's in there.

00:06:59.000 Let's throw it on like a...

00:07:01.000 There's also a...

00:07:02.000 Well, we can't.

00:07:02.000 We can't.

00:07:03.000 Otherwise, we'll go off the screen because it's running through my laptop.

00:07:05.000 Oh.

00:07:06.000 But we'll figure it out.

00:07:07.000 I don't think there's anything that's not in there.

00:07:10.000 There's also a crazy show called UFC Now with a couple of cutie pies on there.

00:07:14.000 Kapow.

00:07:15.000 Brendan Schaub and Kenny Florian.

00:07:17.000 What a show. 0.68

00:07:18.000 What? 1.00

00:07:18.000 Brendan's horny and shit, man. 1.00

00:07:21.000 He's talking about himself. 1.00

00:07:23.000 He's talking about himself being a cutie pie.

00:07:25.000 You're not even paying attention.

00:07:27.000 He said Brandon Schaub.

00:07:30.000 A couple of cutie pies like Brandon Schaub.

00:07:33.000 Yeah, I talked in the third person.

00:07:34.000 I'm sorry.

00:07:35.000 I'm sorry, Eddie.

00:07:36.000 I was barely paying attention to you.

00:07:39.000 I'm used to that with Callan.

00:07:41.000 Don't worry.

00:07:42.000 I just keep on keeping on.

00:07:45.000 Talon's the worst with that. 0.99

00:07:46.000 Like, he'll get into modes where he wants to say something, and it doesn't matter what the fuck you're saying. 0.99

00:07:51.000 What he has to say, like, it has no relation whatsoever to what you're saying. 0.99

00:07:56.000 And you go, wow, that's great. 0.99

00:07:57.000 I met a guy, he wrote a book, and he'll go on to this fucking... 0.99

00:08:00.000 Why are you talking about economics now? 0.98

00:08:01.000 Like, how do we get into economics?

00:08:03.000 Like, he has this thought in his head, it's like a runaway train.

00:08:06.000 He's just trying to get out of the way.

00:08:07.000 It's insane, man.

00:08:09.000 That's why he's so funny, too.

00:08:11.000 One of the things you recognize about comedians, it's like that same thing that makes them really funny.

00:08:17.000 It's this mad dog bum rush over to get attention. 1.00

00:08:22.000 Straight madness, man. 0.88

00:08:23.000 Nobody's better at commanding attention than Count.

00:08:26.000 You know what Brian called me?

00:08:27.000 He was dead serious.

00:08:28.000 He goes, Bro, instead of selling t-shirts, I got a great idea. 0.99

00:08:33.000 He's never came to me with an idea for shit. 1.00

00:08:35.000 He goes, koozies. 1.00

00:08:36.000 We should sell koozies. 1.00

00:08:38.000 Oh, God. 0.99

00:08:38.000 I went, are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

00:08:40.000 Beer koozies? 0.99

00:08:40.000 Yes! 0.99

00:08:41.000 Who buys beer koozies still? 1.00

00:08:45.000 How much of a drunk are you?

00:08:46.000 I need my beer just a little insulated.

00:08:49.000 I thought you meant jacuzzis. 0.99

00:08:51.000 I was like, that's the dumbest idea ever. 0.98

00:08:54.000 Can you imagine the warehouse you would need? 0.99

00:08:58.000 Keep an inventory.

00:08:59.000 Fighter and the Kid jacuzzi.

00:09:01.000 That's hilarious.

00:09:04.000 That makes more sense than a koozie. 0.99

00:09:06.000 They're both hilarious. 0.98

00:09:07.000 But for a second, I'm like thinking, damn, they're jumping on Brian. 0.98

00:09:10.000 Poor Brian. 0.97

00:09:11.000 But then you said his idea. 1.00

00:09:12.000 I'm like, oh, no shit. 1.00

00:09:13.000 Damn. 1.00

00:09:14.000 Why do they always talk shit on them? 1.00

00:09:17.000 Try to sell jacuzzis. 1.00

00:09:19.000 It's like 1982. Well, not only that, who the fuck's got room for a jacuzzi? 1.00

00:09:25.000 Kyoji Horiguchi. 0.99

00:09:27.000 I'm not familiar with him.

00:09:29.000 Who's his opponent?

00:09:30.000 Do we know?

00:09:31.000 We've got to pay attention here.

00:09:32.000 I've got a badass jacuzzi.

00:09:34.000 I've used it once.

00:09:36.000 Seriously, in three years, once.

00:09:39.000 Let's see who these guys are that are fighting here.

00:09:43.000 Powerful Ariane in Japan.

00:09:45.000 Hola.

00:09:45.000 I hadn't seen her in a while.

00:09:46.000 I thought maybe she was taking a break.

00:09:48.000 Well, she's busy. 0.99

00:09:49.000 She's got a TV show now.

00:09:50.000 Really?

00:09:51.000 Yeah.

00:09:51.000 She's on Overhauling.

00:09:53.000 Yeah, she's the host of Overhauling. 1.00

00:09:55.000 Yeah.

00:09:55.000 Yeah, and Spike, right?

00:09:57.000 That's Bud's show, Brian.

00:09:59.000 It's Hiraguchi and Delos Reyes.

00:10:02.000 That's Bud's show, where they take a car and they completely redo it for like a week.

00:10:07.000 He has nothing to do with that show anymore, right?

00:10:08.000 Yes, he does now.

00:10:09.000 Oh, he still does?

00:10:10.000 He's back on it.

00:10:10.000 Yeah, he's back.

00:10:11.000 Huh.

00:10:11.000 Yeah, Bud owns it again.

00:10:13.000 Or he's a producer of it again.

00:10:15.000 One of those things.

00:10:16.000 Yeah, it was his show.

00:10:16.000 It was his idea.

00:10:17.000 I don't know what happened.

00:10:18.000 You know, I'm just happy he's doing it again.

00:10:20.000 Ooh, hell of a body kick, son.

00:10:22.000 It's over.

00:10:23.000 You never know.

00:10:23.000 No, it's over.

00:10:24.000 He's doing the smart thing, recovering.

00:10:26.000 Yeah, he's on the bottom.

00:10:27.000 You don't recover from that.

00:10:29.000 You can like this, though.

00:10:30.000 Like this, though, you can.

00:10:31.000 You can if the guy stays on him.

00:10:33.000 See, if the guy was smart and he's a striker, if he's that good of a striker, he'd probably try to get away, right?

00:10:37.000 Yes, 100%.

00:10:38.000 Because that guy would be much more helpless in a non-clinching situation.

00:10:42.000 Well, the raffle will force him to stand up, too.

00:10:44.000 Yeah.

00:10:45.000 Liotto Machido told me that. 0.99

00:10:46.000 You get hit to the body, drop to your butt to buy time until the ref stands you up. 0.97

00:10:50.000 Well, Tito did that with him, remember? 0.98

00:10:52.000 He caught Tito with that body shot, that knee to the body.

00:10:55.000 That's right.

00:10:55.000 That's pulling guard, though.

00:10:56.000 That was a slick move by Tito.

00:10:58.000 That's pulling guard. 0.99

00:10:59.000 He's being silly. 0.98

00:11:00.000 But you're going to get finished. 0.97

00:11:01.000 Eddie Bravo's being sarcastic, and he's a master guard player, and 90% of people won't catch that.

00:11:07.000 I thought maybe he was saying it in MMA. I thought he was saying it in MMA. 90% of people won't catch it.

00:11:10.000 I'm just telling you right now.

00:11:11.000 I know the Eddie Bravo humor.

00:11:13.000 You gotta stand up. 1.00

00:11:14.000 To him, it's like chess moves that are really stupid. 1.00

00:11:19.000 You see someone doing a dumb chess move, and you and I are like, what is he talking about? 1.00

00:11:22.000 Yeah. 0.87

00:11:23.000 Well, other people, you know, who know Eddie, you know exactly what he's doing.

00:11:27.000 He's always said that...

00:11:29.000 I mean, we're seeing it.

00:11:30.000 We saw it with your boy.

00:11:31.000 Sometimes you gotta pull guard.

00:11:32.000 Sometimes you gotta.

00:11:33.000 It shouldn't be your first option, but it should be in the third.

00:11:38.000 Look how good Ben Saunders control was.

00:11:42.000 It was amazing.

00:11:43.000 Bro, if I'm for Doom and Kane's beat me up against the cage, I'm pulling half guard.

00:11:47.000 Sometimes you have to. 0.99

00:11:49.000 Meanwhile, this is a good fucking fight. 0.99

00:11:51.000 Yeah, it is. 0.99

00:11:52.000 Really good fight.

00:11:54.000 He recovered.

00:11:55.000 Yeah, he got out of it, man. 0.54

00:11:57.000 But that Haraguchi dude, that guy's got a nasty left kick to the body.

00:12:01.000 Oh, he's trying to pay him back for it.

00:12:03.000 Oh, he did too.

00:12:05.000 He did too.

00:12:06.000 Are these guys 45ers?

00:12:09.000 Um, I don't know.

00:12:09.000 They look like 55ers.

00:12:11.000 See, I was going to say 35. 25?

00:12:14.000 No!

00:12:15.000 No!

00:12:16.000 They're flyweights?

00:12:16.000 Oh my god, they're giant.

00:12:19.000 No way. 0.99

00:12:19.000 Well, you know, no one is really a fucking flyweight anymore. 0.99

00:12:24.000 They're all like 150 pounds and then they're a flyweight for an hour. 0.97

00:12:29.000 I mean, that's what's going on now with all these weight classes.

00:12:33.000 Dude, you know, I had Mike Dolce on.

00:12:35.000 Jesus, Dolce was telling me that Nick Lentz walks around at like a buck 70, a buck 75, and he gets down to 145. That's insane.

00:12:45.000 And he was struggling to get down to 55 before he came to Dolce.

00:12:49.000 It's not good.

00:12:50.000 Either way, there's going to be a diminishing return.

00:12:53.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:54.000 I don't care what Dolce says, and I love Dolce as much as the next guy, but no matter what you say, that can't be healthy.

00:13:00.000 Does he have to be that big?

00:13:02.000 No, but there's healthier ways to do it.

00:13:06.000 Healthier ways, but there's no way he's performing at it.

00:13:11.000 I think you're right.

00:13:12.000 The way Nick Lentz cuts, though, he was saying, yes, he walks around at 175 or whatever, and he does get to 45, but he does it...

00:13:20.000 Oh, he hurt him again.

00:13:21.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:13:23.000 These boys are scrapping.

00:13:24.000 These guys are...

00:13:26.000 Going after it.

00:13:27.000 Oh! 1.00

00:13:28.000 Horiguchi's a bad motherfucker on his feet, man. 1.00

00:13:31.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:13:32.000 Nasty. 1.00

00:13:32.000 Striking. 1.00

00:13:33.000 But Delos Rios got him on his back again.

00:13:36.000 Oh, but he's getting eaten up.

00:13:38.000 Oh, these are hard shots.

00:13:39.000 Oh, he's in trouble now.

00:13:40.000 Oh, this might be it.

00:13:41.000 That's it.

00:13:42.000 That's it.

00:13:43.000 That's it. 1.00

00:13:43.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:13:45.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:13:46.000 The kid is here. 1.00

00:13:47.000 The kid is here dressed like he's going to take the SATs.

00:13:50.000 Is that a bottle of wine? 0.94

00:13:51.000 You savage.

00:13:53.000 Of course he did. 0.64

00:13:54.000 He would bring wine camping if you let him.

00:13:56.000 He'd be that guy on our hunting trip.

00:14:01.000 Brian, I'm on your side today, okay?

00:14:03.000 I'm not gonna gang up on it.

00:14:05.000 It's us two.

00:14:06.000 It's me and you, kid.

00:14:07.000 Me and you, kid, against these guys.

00:14:09.000 You never have to worry about my feelings.

00:14:12.000 Brian, before you came in...

00:14:13.000 I feel too bad, sir.

00:14:14.000 I can't sacrifice my own integrity.

00:14:16.000 You guys came down on me a little hard.

00:14:17.000 You didn't believe my nose story.

00:14:18.000 I mean, it was very, very bad.

00:14:19.000 Before you came in, look at that left hook. 1.00

00:14:20.000 Before you came in, Eddie goes, we should sell...

00:14:24.000 Koozies. 1.00

00:14:24.000 We should sell koozies. 1.00

00:14:25.000 I was like, nah, I don't think so, man.

00:14:27.000 Ask Brian.

00:14:28.000 Eddie Bravo was thinking you should probably sell some sort of hot tub type equipment.

00:14:33.000 I thought he meant jacuzzis. 0.99

00:14:34.000 I'm like, what a dumb idea. 0.98

00:14:35.000 Hot tub equipment. 0.99

00:14:36.000 Hot tub equipment.

00:14:37.000 You just missed this Haraguchi. 1.00

00:14:39.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 0.99

00:14:40.000 Dude, these are flyweights. 1.00

00:14:41.000 Can you believe these are 125ers? 1.00

00:14:43.000 No.

00:14:43.000 Maybe it's a perspective issue.

00:14:45.000 Yeah, apparently it is.

00:14:46.000 They might be 4'5".

00:14:49.000 No, the height is up there.

00:14:51.000 Crazy.

00:14:52.000 It's on the thing.

00:14:53.000 One guy is 65 inches, the other guy is 66 inches.

00:14:55.000 What is that?

00:14:56.000 I have a new boyfriend, so it doesn't really matter.

00:14:58.000 Oh, Brian loves Akiyama.

00:14:59.000 That's my new boyfriend.

00:14:59.000 He's obsessed with Akiyama.

00:15:00.000 He's a beautiful man.

00:15:01.000 He's a beautiful man.

00:15:02.000 You know he sings?

00:15:04.000 Voice of an angel.

00:15:04.000 You know he sings?

00:15:06.000 Gigantic superstar.

00:15:07.000 Correct.

00:15:07.000 In Korea, right?

00:15:08.000 Sells out auditoriums.

00:15:10.000 Is it Korea or Japan?

00:15:10.000 I think he's Japanese.

00:15:12.000 He's got an amazing voice.

00:15:13.000 Well, he's a Japanese guy, but he's of Korean descent, right?

00:15:16.000 I believe so.

00:15:17.000 Sent from the...

00:15:18.000 Akiyama, I believe, is a Japanese name.

00:15:20.000 Yeah, I think for some reason he's got some sort of a Korean background.

00:15:24.000 I'd look, but my TV... Jamie, can you look that up?

00:15:26.000 Yes, he's actually Korean.

00:15:27.000 Hey, Jamie, do you have any wine glasses?

00:15:29.000 He's half Korean, half Japanese.

00:15:30.000 No wine glasses, dude.

00:15:32.000 This is a man's place. 1.00

00:15:33.000 He could be full Korean. 1.00

00:15:34.000 Use a goddamn coffee mug. 1.00

00:15:35.000 Use a goddamn coffee mug. 1.00

00:15:37.000 You don't need a special glass for your fucking fruity drink. 1.00

00:15:40.000 But I do! 0.99

00:15:41.000 Brian Stan looks like Dikembe Mutomo.

00:15:43.000 Dude, look how much bigger Brian Stan is to this guy.

00:15:46.000 He's enormous.

00:15:47.000 He looks like Godzilla compared to that dude.

00:15:50.000 Oh, so that's why.

00:15:51.000 It's a perspective issue.

00:15:52.000 Yes.

00:15:54.000 I'm with you. 1.00

00:15:56.000 That guy's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:15:58.000 Super bad. 1.00

00:15:59.000 Wicked striking. 1.00

00:16:01.000 There is no room for anybody but bad motherfuckers at 125. You better be a black belt in everything. 1.00

00:16:07.000 Everything.

00:16:08.000 Everything.

00:16:08.000 And a black belt in cardio.

00:16:10.000 70 and below, you better be a black belt in everything.

00:16:13.000 Because when you're that small, especially in wrestling and jiu-jitsu, you have to be so technical to just survive in the sport.

00:16:20.000 Look at that left hook. 1.00

00:16:21.000 Bam! 0.98

00:16:22.000 Yeah, in everything, right?

00:16:24.000 You have to be so...

00:16:24.000 In everything.

00:16:26.000 I actually like watching the lighter weights.

00:16:29.000 Dude, when you got a guy like a Hector Lombard out there...

00:16:32.000 What?

00:16:33.000 Everyone's terrified of that guy?

00:16:35.000 Who's not terrified of him?

00:16:37.000 Hector Lombard is terrified of himself.

00:16:40.000 That's how scary Hector Lombard is.

00:16:42.000 Dude, I never saw anybody ragdoll Jake Shields the way he did. 1.00

00:16:46.000 When he tossed him around, just smashed him in the first round like a fucking hurricane, like refrigerators were flying down the street in Kansas. 1.00

00:16:54.000 Like a fucking tornado. 1.00

00:16:57.000 Jake Shields is tough as fuck. 1.00

00:17:00.000 He's beat some of the best. 0.99

00:17:02.000 Jake Shields almost caught him at the end of that barrage.

00:17:04.000 He almost caught him in a guillotine.

00:17:06.000 He had him locked up and the bell rang. 1.00

00:17:07.000 The fucking buzzer rang with Jake on his neck. 0.99

00:17:10.000 When you look at Hector Lombard, you can't believe he gets down to 170. He's a beast. 1.00

00:17:14.000 He's got cakes for days.

00:17:14.000 I told you I saw him on the street from a distance.

00:17:16.000 Nicest ass on the planet. 0.98

00:17:17.000 Yo, Brian Callen, I was lucky to wrestle one. 0.99

00:17:19.000 Oh, Bob, I'm sorry, man.

00:17:20.000 I'm so sorry.

00:17:21.000 Hold on. 1.00

00:17:21.000 The fuck, buddy? 1.00

00:17:22.000 Hold. 1.00

00:17:23.000 Get a little 2005 Bocaio in your...

00:17:25.000 Do you actually know what it is?

00:17:28.000 It's a 2005 Bocaio.

00:17:29.000 Did you like buy it on purpose?

00:17:31.000 Like you knew what it was when you went out to buy it?

00:17:32.000 How did you find out?

00:17:33.000 You'll see.

00:17:33.000 Taste it and you tell me.

00:17:34.000 No, I believe it's good.

00:17:35.000 I'm not questioning that.

00:17:36.000 Because I'm a freak for wine.

00:17:38.000 What do you know?

00:17:38.000 What do you know about wine?

00:17:39.000 Because I like old world wines.

00:17:41.000 What's that mean?

00:17:41.000 The Europeans like earth in their wine.

00:17:43.000 You taste that earth?

00:17:44.000 You say that?

00:17:45.000 It's like cheese, meat, mushrooms, leather.

00:17:48.000 This tastes good.

00:17:49.000 Yeah.

00:17:49.000 I don't taste any of those things.

00:17:50.000 I taste wine. 1.00

00:17:51.000 Fucking people are so crazy. 1.00

00:17:53.000 The American palate likes an obvious jammy big wine for the most part. 1.00

00:17:57.000 I go with the old world wines, ladies and gentlemen.

00:17:59.000 Serious question. 0.99

00:18:00.000 Who has the best ass in MMA? Without question, 100%. 0.99

00:18:04.000 Whoa, I've been doing a lot of deadlifts.

00:18:06.000 Watch your health.

00:18:07.000 Watch your PZQs. 1.00

00:18:08.000 Without question, without question, 100%.

00:18:10.000 A couple of honeydews.

00:18:11.000 A couple of honeydews with cotton stretched over them.

00:18:14.000 He's right.

00:18:15.000 Without question, Hector Lombard.

00:18:16.000 He's right.

00:18:17.000 I couldn't peel my eyes from the man. 1.00

00:18:20.000 He was in the airport and he was going through security and he took his shoes off and I could not peel my eyes from his ass. 0.99

00:18:27.000 Well, you know, there's a few guys like that in the UFC that move, they move it like a notch over everybody. 0.99

00:18:35.000 Like Woodley, Tyron Woodley, when Woodley's on, when Woodley, when he knocked out Jay Heron, just the movement, it's like, get out of the way! 0.98

00:18:43.000 Just get the fuck out of the way! 1.00

00:18:45.000 When he's got this rush, there's certain guys that have this rush, and Lombard has it too. 0.98

00:18:50.000 You know they ask Woodley to fight Lombard, and he's like, nah, I'm cool.

00:18:55.000 Straight up.

00:18:56.000 By the way.

00:18:56.000 Dana said he was like, I asked him.

00:18:58.000 Dana was like, no.

00:18:59.000 He literally was like, no, I'm good.

00:19:03.000 Same thing, too.

00:19:04.000 Roy McDonald, they wanted to find him.

00:19:05.000 He's like, no, I'm cool, man.

00:19:07.000 How crazy is that?

00:19:08.000 It's not necessary.

00:19:10.000 The baddest dudes on the planet are like, no, I'm cool.

00:19:12.000 I'm good.

00:19:13.000 I'm good.

00:19:13.000 How crazy is it that Dana will bust these guys out like that?

00:19:16.000 Well, hey, I mean, that's for his business.

00:19:18.000 That's the best move.

00:19:19.000 But it's not even like, you know, the guy's like, oh, no, hell no.

00:19:21.000 It's like they won't even consider it.

00:19:23.000 Oh, no, no.

00:19:23.000 No, never.

00:19:24.000 Is that 100% true?

00:19:27.000 Here's the thing.

00:19:28.000 What are you selling if you're selling a product like the UFC? I can see two arguments.

00:19:31.000 I can see one argument where you're like, you shouldn't talk about that because that's private.

00:19:35.000 That's the fighter's business. 1.00

00:19:37.000 But you're selling the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. 0.99

00:19:40.000 And the push is always like the Tank Abbott. 0.99

00:19:44.000 Anyone, anywhere, anytime.

00:19:45.000 It's one thing everybody loved about Tank Abbott.

00:19:48.000 He didn't fight anybody.

00:19:50.000 How about T.J. Dillashaw?

00:19:52.000 Cowboy Cerrone's like that.

00:19:53.000 Cowboy Cerrone's exactly like that.

00:19:54.000 It's a double-edged sword, though.

00:19:56.000 It's a double-edged sword.

00:19:56.000 Of course.

00:19:57.000 Ask Rich Franklin about that.

00:19:58.000 Oh, well, it depends upon your success.

00:20:01.000 I mean, ask anybody who fought in the UFC about the benefits.

00:20:04.000 Wait, finish your point.

00:20:05.000 What were you saying about, Joe, you were saying...

00:20:08.000 You were talking about him saying that someone turned down a fight.

00:20:14.000 It's like, now you will believe him when he says, this guy will take any fight.

00:20:20.000 I can call him up at any time, like Donald Cerrone.

00:20:23.000 He'll say that about Cerrone.

00:20:25.000 I can call Donald Cerrone up and say, hey, I'm setting a fight with, fill in the blank.

00:20:29.000 He goes, alright, let's do it. 0.99

00:20:31.000 He probably has a Budweiser in his hand, he probably finishes the Budweiser, then goes jet skiing, then probably fucking shoots some guns, gets laid. 0.97

00:20:38.000 What were you saying about TJ Dillashaw? 0.98

00:20:42.000 Well, he's another one, he'll fight anybody. 0.97

00:20:44.000 TJ fought, I mean, they changed his fight to Joe Soto, the fucking day of the weigh-ins. 0.98

00:20:50.000 The day of the weigh-ins, Burrell can't make weight, falls, hits his head. 0.62

00:20:53.000 Joe Soto, who had won the Bellator title, lost it to Joe Warren, got signed by the UFC, won a bunch of fights in a row, good fights.

00:21:00.000 Came to the UFC. His fucking debut, his UFC debut, he fights for the title against TJ Dillashaw.

00:21:07.000 And Dillashaw's like, I'll take it. 0.99

00:21:08.000 See, that's a little different.

00:21:10.000 I think that's a little different.

00:21:11.000 It was day of the fight.

00:21:12.000 He's in shape.

00:21:13.000 He's in camp.

00:21:14.000 He's looking for a fight.

00:21:15.000 That guy steps up. 0.99

00:21:16.000 That guy's kind of screwed. 0.96

00:21:17.000 It's a different kind of animal to call somebody like, yo, Hector Lombard, you got eight weeks. 0.99

00:21:22.000 Like, cool, I'll take it.

00:21:24.000 That is a different animal.

00:21:25.000 Hey, Brendan, do you think there's fighters out there That get off on fighting the scariest guys.

00:21:33.000 Oh, yeah.

00:21:33.000 For sure.

00:21:34.000 Who's like that?

00:21:35.000 For sure.

00:21:35.000 Like, they want the scariest guys.

00:21:37.000 Mark Hunt.

00:21:38.000 Mark Hunt.

00:21:39.000 He wants the scariest guys? 1.00

00:21:41.000 Yeah, like, literally, like, when me and him were going back and forth on Twitter, the stuff you'd say to me, like, DM me, I was like, damn, this fool's for real. 0.99

00:21:48.000 It's like... 0.99

00:21:48.000 I'm just looking for a blockbuster fight. 0.99

00:21:51.000 He just wants to whoop my ass. 0.99

00:21:53.000 I'm trying to get paid and get a title shot. 1.00

00:21:55.000 He just wants to whoop my ass. 0.99

00:21:57.000 By the way, this guy, Conor McGregor, seems like the kind of guy I'll take all comers. 0.99

00:22:01.000 So is Dustin Poirier, man. 1.00

00:22:03.000 Dustin Poirier's a bad motherfucker. 0.99

00:22:04.000 That's a significant test for McGregor. 0.99

00:22:07.000 I think McGregor's sensational.

00:22:09.000 McGregor's sensational.

00:22:10.000 I'm a huge McGregor fan.

00:22:12.000 McGregor's boxing is phenomenal.

00:22:13.000 Well, his movement.

00:22:15.000 He's like a snake, like his in and out. 0.99

00:22:18.000 I'm telling you, Poirier is fucking legit. 0.99

00:22:21.000 I agree. 0.99

00:22:21.000 I can see him winning. 0.99

00:22:23.000 The way he beat Eric Koch, I was like, oh shit. 1.00

00:22:26.000 Yeah, that's a coin toss. 1.00

00:22:27.000 Anybody could land a big shot.

00:22:29.000 It's a really good fight, though.

00:22:31.000 Those guys are both really technical.

00:22:33.000 And McGregor is very unorthodox, man.

00:22:36.000 He fights from a southpaw position.

00:22:38.000 He moves like a snake.

00:22:39.000 He's tough to train for.

00:22:40.000 He's got this in-and-out style that's very deceptive, man.

00:22:45.000 There's a lot of dudes, and you see them throwing punches and throwing kicks, but they're very mechanical.

00:22:50.000 They step forward, and they just throw predictable combinations.

00:22:52.000 You can get a rhythm on them.

00:22:53.000 But McGregor's got this wiggle.

00:22:56.000 He's got this wobble in and out.

00:22:57.000 He can counter off things.

00:22:59.000 Anderson Silva almost.

00:22:59.000 Anderson Silva like him.

00:23:01.000 He drags guys into these things and then counters.

00:23:04.000 He'll just duck, come back with a right.

00:23:07.000 He's a really good boxer.

00:23:09.000 Jack Slack did a great slip.

00:23:12.000 He slipped the guy.

00:23:13.000 It wasn't in UFC. He just does stuff that you don't usually see.

00:23:16.000 I don't think he's ready for a top, top level guy.

00:23:19.000 I want to see him get built up.

00:23:21.000 Dustin Poirier's going to be a...

00:23:22.000 It's a big test.

00:23:23.000 It's a big test. 0.99

00:23:24.000 Look, Poirier is no fucking joke. 0.99

00:23:26.000 He's legit. 0.99

00:23:27.000 And the kid has been fighting for a long time.

00:23:30.000 And he's not scared of him.

00:23:31.000 And he's young.

00:23:32.000 And he's not scared of him.

00:23:33.000 That's the difference.

00:23:33.000 It's true.

00:23:34.000 And a guy like Poirier is a guy that you could see a giant jump from him in just four or five months.

00:23:40.000 Because he's in this confidence groove now.

00:23:42.000 He beat Coke.

00:23:43.000 He's at this stage where he knew Coke was about to fight for the title.

00:23:47.000 Yep.

00:23:48.000 When the fight got called because of injury, Koch was like set to fight for the title.

00:23:52.000 Beast, yes.

00:23:52.000 Yeah, he was ready to fight for the title.

00:23:54.000 So Poirier beats him.

00:23:55.000 It beats him convincingly. 0.99

00:23:57.000 I mean, that's a big fucking win, man. 1.00

00:23:59.000 He's a beast, man. 0.99

00:24:00.000 You know how we're talking about guys who take whatever fight, just go, yep, give it to us.

00:24:04.000 There's a fine line, and this is where management comes into place.

00:24:07.000 Because the fighter should always accept the fight.

00:24:10.000 Always.

00:24:10.000 A fighter should always accept the fight.

00:24:13.000 Anytime my manager calls me, I go, yep, let's do it.

00:24:16.000 It should be a manager's job.

00:24:17.000 Probably not, homeboy. 1.00

00:24:19.000 The manager being the guy whose ego is presumably not attached to any bullshit. 0.96

00:24:26.000 True fighters are like, yeah, I can beat anyone in the world. 0.98

00:24:29.000 Get them to me.

00:24:30.000 But when you're dealing with, say you have a client at 170, and they go, hey, we want to fight Hector Lombard in Australia where he lives. 0.99

00:24:37.000 Why don't you fly down there for 20 hours to get that ass whooped? 1.00

00:24:41.000 You better fake an ankle injury right quick. 1.00

00:24:43.000 Worst case scenario.

00:24:44.000 A manager's going to be like, uh, I don't think so.

00:24:47.000 I think they'll hold out a little bit.

00:24:48.000 Yeah, and there's, I mean, you've, I'm sure, experienced it yourself, the difference between you now and you when you're on tough. 0.99

00:24:55.000 If you could go back and fight you when you're on tough, you'd probably beat your ass. 0.99

00:24:58.000 Oh my god, I'd last 20 seconds. 1.00

00:25:00.000 See?

00:25:01.000 I thought I was such a badass. 0.99

00:25:03.000 I was so shitty. 0.95

00:25:04.000 Just super confident. 0.99

00:25:06.000 Just crazy confident.

00:25:07.000 It's so funny.

00:25:08.000 What do you think of the new tough with the girls?

00:25:10.000 Did you see the English two episodes?

00:25:12.000 Yeah, I did.

00:25:13.000 You know. 0.96

00:25:14.000 I fucking love it. 0.96

00:25:16.000 Do you? 0.98

00:25:16.000 I heard it's really good. 0.98

00:25:17.000 It's really good.

00:25:18.000 It's good.

00:25:18.000 That Rose is a beast.

00:25:21.000 So I trained with her in Endeavor when she very first started.

00:25:24.000 She's your next Showtime Pettis. 1.00

00:25:25.000 She can jump off the wall. 1.00

00:25:27.000 She can do flying armbars. 1.00

00:25:28.000 She's a little beast. 1.00

00:25:29.000 Dude, have you seen her flying armbar finish? 1.00

00:25:32.000 She is going after this chick. 1.00

00:25:34.000 Have you seen it?

00:25:36.000 She's going after this chick. 1.00

00:25:38.000 I mean, they're going to war.

00:25:39.000 And Rose is chasing her down with combinations. 0.67

00:25:41.000 The girl clinches up with her. 1.00

00:25:43.000 Rose throws a fucking perfect flying armbar. 1.00

00:25:46.000 And taps her immediately. 0.99

00:25:48.000 She's your next superstar. 0.97

00:25:49.000 If she does well on this show, she's going to be your next.

00:25:52.000 She's your next Ronda. 1.00

00:25:53.000 Her grinding grappling on the ground and positioning.

00:25:56.000 I don't know.

00:25:56.000 That's the only thing I ever saw.

00:25:58.000 She's more fancy.

00:25:59.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:00.000 I know what you're saying.

00:26:00.000 I know exactly what you're saying.

00:26:01.000 Because then someone might be able to take her down and stuff her. 0.99

00:26:03.000 A wrestler, yes.

00:26:03.000 Yeah, you might be right.

00:26:05.000 You might be right. 0.99

00:26:05.000 But god damn it. 0.99

00:26:06.000 She's like very flashy. 0.99

00:26:07.000 She's very flashy.

00:26:08.000 See that arm bar though? 1.00

00:26:09.000 That fucking flying arm bar was ridiculous. 0.99

00:26:10.000 That tells you something. 1.00

00:26:11.000 If she's doing flying arm bars, she's got to be... 1.00

00:26:15.000 At least a pretty good blue belt.

00:26:17.000 Dude, the way she did it. 1.00

00:26:19.000 You gotta see the way she did it. 1.00

00:26:20.000 She did it like a goddamn black belt. 1.00

00:26:22.000 But you know, sometimes there's those people with like, they have one crazy move, and they're like, oh, do a shrimp for me. 1.00

00:26:28.000 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:26:29.000 That's true. 0.99

00:26:30.000 You can't even shrimp, but you can do a flying armbar.

00:26:32.000 It's because they came to the gym, and the first day they came in, they showed them a flying triangle, a flying armbar, but they can't do anything else.

00:26:39.000 The first fight, it was a huge upset.

00:26:42.000 There it is, there it is right here. 0.97

00:26:44.000 Do you remember when Peta Pano fought Vinny Magalese and Vinny Magalese caught him with a fucking beautiful flying truck? 0.97

00:26:51.000 Look at that! 0.97

00:26:51.000 How wicked was that? 0.97

00:26:53.000 Oh, she's athletic! 1.00

00:26:54.000 That bitch is wild, too. 1.00

00:26:55.000 Look at her. 1.00

00:26:56.000 She's jumping around.

00:26:57.000 She has the right attitude.

00:26:58.000 She's wild, man.

00:26:58.000 She's the right attitude, man.

00:26:59.000 Look at her. 1.00

00:26:59.000 She's crazy. 1.00

00:27:00.000 If you watch that again... 0.97

00:27:03.000 If you watch it again, look at where her legs are on the arm bars. 1.00

00:27:07.000 Eddie said, I don't think so.

00:27:10.000 No, no, no.

00:27:12.000 I'm just saying.

00:27:13.000 Her legs are in a very bad spot as far as an arm bar.

00:27:19.000 Look at her legs. 1.00

00:27:20.000 Look at her left leg. 1.00

00:27:23.000 It's between the two arms.

00:27:25.000 No, her left leg is between the girl's legs. 1.00

00:27:28.000 Well, at the end of it, it wasn't though, right?

00:27:30.000 Yeah.

00:27:30.000 Let me see.

00:27:31.000 Let's see it again.

00:27:31.000 Yeah, I just thought at the end it wasn't.

00:27:34.000 I thought at the end she finished it with her two arms in.

00:27:37.000 Look at her left leg. 1.00

00:27:38.000 Look at her left leg. 1.00

00:27:39.000 Boom.

00:27:40.000 Left leg.

00:27:41.000 Look at her left leg. 1.00

00:27:41.000 Oh, you're right. 1.00

00:27:43.000 It's trapped in between the legs. 1.00

00:27:45.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:27:45.000 I don't know what that means. 1.00

00:27:46.000 Eddie Bravo.

00:27:47.000 I don't know what that means.

00:27:48.000 Eddie Bravo, you might know a thing or two about jiu-jitsu.

00:27:51.000 You might know a thing or two.

00:27:52.000 I mean, that's a glaring.

00:27:53.000 That was glaring.

00:27:54.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:27:56.000 I didn't even know.

00:27:56.000 I didn't even see it.

00:27:57.000 Well, you know, when you teach every day, I'm analyzing everybody.

00:28:01.000 Like, I'm in analyze mode the whole time.

00:28:04.000 I'm just looking at everyone's techniques.

00:28:06.000 I can't help it every time I'm just correcting.

00:28:08.000 That's so true, but if she got into this situation, do you think she should have tried to finish it before she got her leg free?

00:28:14.000 Or if she felt strong, should she have gone for it the way she did?

00:28:17.000 Because she was obviously tangled up like that.

00:28:21.000 It's hard to tell what was going on in her mind.

00:28:23.000 Maybe she thought, I know my leg's in a bad spot, but she's just leaving her leg hanging, so I'm just going to keep it there.

00:28:29.000 I don't know.

00:28:30.000 She must be pretty confident in that.

00:28:31.000 See, that girl's right leg was just dangling over. 1.00

00:28:35.000 She wasn't using it to defend. 1.00

00:28:36.000 But damn, how quick did she hit that fucking flying arm bar, man? 1.00

00:28:40.000 This shit was beautiful. 1.00

00:28:41.000 She has the attitude to be a champion, I'll put it that way. 1.00

00:28:43.000 She's wild, man.

00:28:44.000 And that whole wild dance she did after she won? 0.74

00:28:47.000 She's definitely the hottest one. 1.00

00:28:48.000 That's a hundred percent.

00:28:50.000 That's important too.

00:28:50.000 That's a hundred percent.

00:28:52.000 For real?

00:28:53.000 Are you kidding?

00:28:54.000 Are you kidding?

00:28:54.000 She's legit.

00:28:56.000 And she's attractive. 0.89

00:28:57.000 She's a pretty star. 0.89

00:28:58.000 And she's hot. 1.00

00:28:59.000 By the way, she is beautiful.

00:29:00.000 I mean, her face is, she's like a little Angelina Jolie.

00:29:04.000 Yep.

00:29:05.000 She's a cutie pie. 1.00

00:29:06.000 Very beautiful.

00:29:06.000 She's a straight up cutie pie.

00:29:07.000 Pat Barry's girlfriend.

00:29:08.000 Yep.

00:29:09.000 So be respectful.

00:29:10.000 Good work.

00:29:11.000 Yeah, he did well.

00:29:12.000 Yeah.

00:29:12.000 Okay, so we got Kichi.

00:29:14.000 You're so lame.

00:29:15.000 Hey, can I come back up? 0.97

00:29:16.000 Thanks for the invite to dinner, bro.

00:29:18.000 What?

00:29:18.000 Thanks for the invite to dinner.

00:29:20.000 Hey, guys, there's fights going on right now.

00:29:22.000 I know, but... 1.00

00:29:22.000 Fucking selfish, bitch. 1.00

00:29:23.000 All right. 1.00

00:29:24.000 Kichi Kunimoto and Richard Walsh.

00:29:26.000 Fight companion to life, man.

00:29:28.000 Fight companion to life.

00:29:30.000 Hey, Brennan.

00:29:31.000 Thanks, Brennan.

00:29:31.000 Salute, my brother.

00:29:32.000 Salute.

00:29:33.000 Unbelievable.

00:29:33.000 Powerful Eddie Bravo catching the bad positioning on the ledge.

00:29:36.000 Yeah, right?

00:29:37.000 I didn't see it.

00:29:38.000 I'm with my family.

00:29:39.000 That was nice.

00:29:40.000 Fix that, Rose.

00:29:41.000 Fix it.

00:29:41.000 Pat, get on it.

00:29:42.000 Or just finishing bitches like that. 1.00

00:29:47.000 Pat, come on. 1.00

00:29:49.000 Oh! 0.60

00:29:51.000 Kunimoto.

00:29:52.000 Pat, for sure, teach her that flying iron bar. 1.00

00:29:54.000 Everybody goes to that deep half now, Eddie, huh?

00:29:56.000 Keep your hands up, bro.

00:29:57.000 I missed that.

00:29:59.000 A lot of guys go to the deep half on the ground now, don't they?

00:30:02.000 In and out.

00:30:02.000 You gotta go in and out.

00:30:03.000 You don't have time to play around.

00:30:05.000 That's not a thing where you can sit, right?

00:30:07.000 The deep half, you just gotta go with it, right?

00:30:09.000 In and out.

00:30:09.000 Boom, boom.

00:30:10.000 Slingshot.

00:30:11.000 Everyone's growing their beard out, though, huh?

00:30:14.000 Sexy.

00:30:14.000 I can't do it.

00:30:15.000 It's very lumberjack-like.

00:30:17.000 You can't grow a beard, huh?

00:30:18.000 Too smooth, huh?

00:30:19.000 Travis Brown got me beating that area.

00:30:21.000 Yeah, he does.

00:30:22.000 So when you grow a beard, does it just look like a homeless banjo player type beard? 0.99

00:30:26.000 Yeah, I look like Venice, Venice freaking selling bullshit art. 0.99

00:30:32.000 Who's the giant asking for spare change? 0.99

00:30:34.000 Oh, Kunimoto got cracked!

00:30:35.000 Big kick! 0.99

00:30:36.000 Oh, man.

00:30:37.000 Look at that. 0.99

00:30:40.000 Walsh is a beast.

00:30:41.000 Strong striker.

00:30:43.000 He looks like Kit Dale.

00:30:44.000 He does.

00:30:45.000 A lot.

00:30:45.000 Kuranamoto is in Japan.

00:30:47.000 He cannot lose.

00:30:49.000 Kid Tail's got a funny Instagram page.

00:30:51.000 Oh, Kunimoto's busted up, man.

00:30:53.000 Somebody's busted up.

00:30:54.000 It's a lot of blood.

00:30:55.000 It looks like his nose, though.

00:31:05.000 Oh, nice knee to the body. 0.97

00:31:09.000 Yeah, that is like a standard masculine look now. 0.67

00:31:12.000 The big crazy beard.

00:31:14.000 Everyone's kind of doing it, though.

00:31:16.000 Everyone's kind of doing it.

00:31:17.000 It didn't exist just a few years ago.

00:31:20.000 It's weird.

00:31:20.000 It was kind of like the tramp stamp years ago.

00:31:22.000 It existed in the 70s.

00:31:23.000 It's all cyclical.

00:31:25.000 Styles come and go.

00:31:26.000 Okay, Dad.

00:31:27.000 I wonder what that is. 0.99

00:31:28.000 What the fuck was that? 0.99

00:31:30.000 Will you give it a lecture? 1.00

00:31:31.000 Trends come and go, boys.

00:31:32.000 But why is that?

00:31:33.000 Why do some trends happen?

00:31:34.000 Like, why do people also start growing beards?

00:31:37.000 Why?

00:31:37.000 How about bell bottoms?

00:31:38.000 How the fuck did that happen? 0.98

00:31:39.000 Like, what is it? 0.99

00:31:40.000 How does a trend start?

00:31:41.000 Skinny jeans.

00:31:42.000 Skinny jeans.

00:31:43.000 Right.

00:31:43.000 Now you got big guys wearing skinny jeans.

00:31:44.000 But what is it?

00:31:45.000 It's so interesting how...

00:31:47.000 I think it's a culture...

00:31:49.000 If something happens in a culture...

00:31:50.000 And it manifests itself in how people decorate themselves.

00:31:53.000 Pop culture.

00:31:54.000 They see celebrities doing it and then they jump on it.

00:31:56.000 Brendan, are you using the diamond cup?

00:31:58.000 What do you use to protect your cap?

00:31:59.000 Diamond cup.

00:31:59.000 Yeah, diamond cup.

00:32:00.000 Yeah.

00:32:01.000 Is that really good?

00:32:01.000 Only the best for this hobby.

00:32:03.000 I hear you, brother. 0.99

00:32:04.000 Have you ever fucked around with a Thai steel cup? 1.00

00:32:07.000 I have. 0.99

00:32:08.000 Yeah, what's better?

00:32:09.000 I feel like it gets more in the way of things.

00:32:11.000 Especially grappling.

00:32:12.000 Have you grappled in a lot?

00:32:13.000 Well, that's what I was thinking.

00:32:14.000 No, I have never grappled in a Thai steel cup.

00:32:16.000 But I would imagine that...

00:32:17.000 First of all, you know, I rolled with...

00:32:19.000 Remember Amir?

00:32:21.000 Amir...

00:32:21.000 Sadala?

00:32:22.000 No, the other.

00:32:23.000 Renovardi?

00:32:23.000 Amir Renovardi.

00:32:24.000 My bad.

00:32:24.000 I rolled with Amir Renovardi at Legends, and he used to roll with a Thai steel cup on, and he would mount you.

00:32:29.000 He'd use it as a weapon.

00:32:30.000 It was really rude.

00:32:32.000 Really?

00:32:34.000 Strong guy anyway.

00:32:36.000 It's so crazy.

00:32:38.000 That is so crazy that the IBJJF outlawed cups. 0.99

00:32:43.000 You're not allowed to protect your balls because cups are so dangerous. 0.99

00:32:47.000 I agree with it. 1.00

00:32:48.000 You're not allowed to protect your balls. 0.99

00:32:50.000 The leverage is intense, man. 0.99

00:32:51.000 I agree, but I think a cup that doesn't hurt, like a diamond cup, like a softer plastic cup, I think should be okay.

00:32:58.000 There should be a foam one. 0.91

00:33:00.000 There should be a foam one. 0.91

00:33:01.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:33:02.000 God damn it. 1.00

00:33:03.000 I broke my balls once. 1.00

00:33:04.000 I had dick bleeding once. 1.00

00:33:06.000 Bro, you know I only wear a cup when I'm fighting. 0.99

00:33:11.000 I only wear a cup when I'm fighting.

00:33:12.000 I never wore a cup in football all the years.

00:33:15.000 Really?

00:33:15.000 Only when I fight, I wear a cup.

00:33:17.000 Because you might get kicked in the balls. 0.99

00:33:19.000 Well, you have to wear it in the UFC. I wouldn't wear one if I didn't have to. 0.99

00:33:23.000 One of the military guys lost a ball.

00:33:27.000 One of the Miltich guys.

00:33:29.000 God, I forget his name.

00:33:30.000 He's a really talented fighter.

00:33:32.000 In training.

00:33:33.000 And it was one of those things where you're like, I don't need a cup.

00:33:35.000 We'll just go light.

00:33:37.000 You told me this before.

00:33:38.000 And you got me hooked up with the diamond cup since you told me this story. 0.99

00:33:42.000 I still don't give a shit. 0.99

00:33:44.000 Look what Lance Armstrong did with one nut. 0.99

00:33:47.000 What is the difference between a regular hug watcher and a diamond cup?

00:33:51.000 Remember that?

00:33:52.000 If you think about Lance Armstrong, man, first of all, Lance Armstrong, you could never do what Lance Armstrong was doing in the UFC because you'd get caught.

00:34:02.000 You'd get caught, simply.

00:34:04.000 Are you saying because he's taking a lot of drugs?

00:34:15.000 I'm thinking some chemicals were involved. 1.00

00:34:18.000 That guy was a fucking science experiment, man. 1.00

00:34:21.000 He was a fucking science experiment. 1.00

00:34:23.000 Everyone was, though. 1.00

00:34:24.000 Let's be honest, everyone was.

00:34:26.000 You're 100% right.

00:34:27.000 Chael Sonnen said it best.

00:34:29.000 He would know.

00:34:31.000 He's like, look, the guy was the best cheater.

00:34:33.000 He goes, that's what he was. 0.91

00:34:34.000 He was the best cheater. 0.73

00:34:36.000 He probably had some genetic advantages, but he's the best shooter.

00:34:38.000 That's the thing with baseball, too.

00:34:40.000 They're like, oh, these guys, steroids, blah, blah, blah.

00:34:42.000 The pitcher's on steroids, too, man.

00:34:44.000 I hate to tell you, it's a level playing field.

00:34:46.000 Oh, it's over?

00:34:49.000 We missed the ending. 1.00

00:34:50.000 We're talking all this shit. 1.00

00:34:51.000 Oh, he hooked him on the left hook. 1.00

00:34:55.000 That guy is tan as shit. 1.00

00:34:57.000 Oh, nice. 1.00

00:34:58.000 Oh, beautiful.

00:35:02.000 Ugh, that's gotta hurt.

00:35:03.000 Ugh.

00:35:05.000 He's tough, though. 0.96

00:35:06.000 Yeah, if there's anything to suck at in MMA, or to not be as good or suck in comparison to your opponent, the scary thing is striking. 0.99

00:35:16.000 Goddamn. 0.99

00:35:17.000 That's why a guy like a Lombard is so fucking terrifying, because he does both. 1.00

00:35:22.000 He does both. 0.98

00:35:23.000 You ever see that video of him breaking that dude's leg in a grappling competition?

00:35:26.000 No.

00:35:26.000 You hear it snap.

00:35:27.000 You've seen it, Eddie.

00:35:28.000 Which one?

00:35:29.000 Hector Lombard snapped some dude's leg.

00:35:32.000 What part of his leg?

00:35:32.000 I don't remember.

00:35:32.000 What part of his leg?

00:35:33.000 I don't know.

00:35:34.000 It looked like an ankle lock, so probably his ankle.

00:35:36.000 Oh, God.

00:35:37.000 Or down by the bottom of his leg.

00:35:41.000 I mean, he just snapped this dude's leg.

00:35:42.000 You hear it.

00:35:43.000 You hear the crack.

00:35:44.000 I don't remember what kind of leg lock it was, but it was nasty.

00:35:48.000 Did he hang onto it like Palahari style? 0.76

00:35:50.000 He just snapped it.

00:35:51.000 Just the guy screamed and it was over. 1.00

00:35:55.000 He's a fucking freak, dude. 1.00

00:35:57.000 Okay, this fight is not over, man. 1.00

00:35:58.000 That was just in between rounds.

00:35:59.000 Jesus.

00:36:00.000 Wow, that guy is still in there. 0.99

00:36:03.000 By the way, who is fucking tougher if you had a generalization about a nation? 0.97

00:36:13.000 For, like, guys who can take it. 0.99

00:36:15.000 Japanese guys can fucking take it. 0.99

00:36:18.000 Well, I actually know that... 1.00

00:36:19.000 Samoans are no pun.

00:36:20.000 Oh, they're the hardest.

00:36:22.000 They've done some studies on the people that can endure the toughest. 0.71

00:36:25.000 Don't forget about the Mexicans. 1.00

00:36:26.000 The toughest soldiers, they say, traditionally are Koreans and Turks.

00:36:33.000 Their legendary ability to endure hardship and stuff.

00:36:37.000 That's interesting.

00:36:38.000 But then again, Mexicans are tough. 0.74

00:36:40.000 There's some Korean fighters that are really good.

00:36:42.000 There's a few Korean fighters that are really good.

00:36:44.000 Korea's started to build this really good base now.

00:36:46.000 Well, Korea was invaded 400 times.

00:36:48.000 Whole man Choi making a comeback.

00:36:50.000 Is he?

00:36:50.000 Yep.

00:36:51.000 That's what I heard.

00:36:51.000 Looking for scrap.

00:36:53.000 Is he getting his pituitary gland operated on?

00:36:55.000 A lot of those guys had to do that.

00:36:56.000 He's like 600 pounds.

00:36:57.000 Who's going to fight him?

00:36:58.000 Nobody.

00:36:59.000 But, like, Bigfoot was, like, way over 300 pounds.

00:37:03.000 Remember he fought that dude, the big jiu-jitsu dude, Eric, guy from Hawaii, Eric Pele?

00:37:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:10.000 Remember Eric Pele?

00:37:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:12.000 Huge guy.

00:37:12.000 Who fought him?

00:37:14.000 Bigfoot did.

00:37:14.000 That's right.

00:37:15.000 Back in the day, I think Eric Pele beat him.

00:37:17.000 I think he knocked him out, right?

00:37:19.000 Was that in Elite XC? Goddammit, I don't remember.

00:37:22.000 Find that, Jamie.

00:37:23.000 Eric Pele versus Bigfoot Silva.

00:37:26.000 Man, I can't remember what happened to that, but Pele was huge.

00:37:29.000 He was like 300 pounds.

00:37:32.000 You see how Mark Hunt started camp at 340 pounds.

00:37:36.000 What?

00:37:36.000 It was light.

00:37:37.000 It's nice and light.

00:37:38.000 For Mark Hunt.

00:37:39.000 It's beautiful.

00:37:40.000 He's in good shape.

00:37:41.000 That's perfect.

00:37:43.000 That's what you want.

00:37:44.000 Barely made weight.

00:37:45.000 Had to cut weight.

00:37:46.000 That's the average 14-year-old tomorrow.

00:37:49.000 Keeping all that weight on.

00:37:50.000 Just the blueprint of healthiness. 0.75

00:37:52.000 He's an animal.

00:37:54.000 Dude.

00:37:54.000 I'm a Mark Hunt fan to the end.

00:37:57.000 I'm a Mark Hunt fan.

00:37:57.000 He's so fun.

00:37:58.000 I think everyone's a Mark Hunt fan.

00:38:00.000 You have to be.

00:38:00.000 He's so fun.

00:38:01.000 And by the way, he's got some of the most beautiful walk-away KOs.

00:38:05.000 His KO is Stefan Struve and...

00:38:08.000 And yeah, yeah, Chris Tugger, and how about Chek Kongo? 0.91

00:38:13.000 Goddamn, that precision with that left hook he landed. 0.96

00:38:16.000 Blap! 0.99

00:38:17.000 Blap! 0.71

00:38:18.000 Scary dude, man. 1.00

00:38:19.000 Oh, he's tough as fuck. 0.99

00:38:20.000 And by the way, barely throws any leg kicks. 1.00

00:38:22.000 He's got legs that are like fucking telephone poles. 0.99

00:38:25.000 They're the most frightening legs. 1.00

00:38:27.000 You think if that guy kicked you...

00:38:28.000 He doesn't really throw him.

00:38:29.000 He doesn't really throw him. 0.99

00:38:30.000 He would fuck guys up! 0.96

00:38:32.000 If he threw a lot of leg kicks, I mean, he throws them occasionally and they have a lot of power behind them. 0.99

00:38:36.000 His legs are enormous. 0.99

00:38:38.000 They're fucking enormous. 1.00

00:38:39.000 Even if you block it, you're going to get fucked up? 0.99

00:38:41.000 Dude, anybody who doesn't incorporate leg kicks in their game, if they could have been there when I was first starting to do commentary and I got to see Pedro Hizzo fight when he was in his prime. 0.99

00:38:52.000 Kicking Randy Couture's leg off and shit. 0.97

00:38:53.000 Everybody would be doing leg kicks. 1.00

00:38:55.000 It's such a ruthless weapon when it's in the hand of a guy like Pedro Hizzo.

00:39:00.000 Jesus Christ, I never heard anybody's leg kick sound like that before.

00:39:04.000 Correct.

00:39:04.000 They inspired me to go and kick the bag like hundreds of times more.

00:39:09.000 Just being there from him doing that made me want to work out.

00:39:12.000 Your leg kick's pretty crazy, my man.

00:39:15.000 I guarantee you.

00:39:15.000 When we trained with Dwayne at your house, you were kicking it all hard.

00:39:19.000 My best friend and my brother were there.

00:39:21.000 You're like, uh, Brendan, your turn. 0.99

00:39:22.000 I was like, God damn it. 1.00

00:39:23.000 Damn it. 1.00

00:39:25.000 Joke and kick ridiculous stuff. 1.00

00:39:27.000 Like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:39:28.000 It's ridiculous speed and power. 1.00

00:39:29.000 It's hard to kick after him, right?

00:39:30.000 It's like trying to follow him in comedy.

00:39:33.000 Yeah, I was trying to be funny.

00:39:34.000 I made some jokes.

00:39:35.000 Here I go, everybody. 1.00

00:39:36.000 Or some stupid. 1.00

00:39:37.000 We've told some stories before, man. 1.00

00:39:40.000 Man.

00:39:41.000 We got in the car and my brother was like, Rogan gets harder than you, huh?

00:39:45.000 I'm like, yeah, man.

00:39:46.000 Better kicker. 1.00

00:39:47.000 Fuck you guys, all right? 1.00

00:39:48.000 Big deal. 1.00

00:39:50.000 Hey, check this out.

00:39:52.000 What do you call it?

00:39:54.000 Maybe 15 years ago, I was hanging out with Joe.

00:39:58.000 We dropped off his car to get a new stereo, and we had to kill like two hours.

00:40:01.000 So there was a gym across the street, a kickboxing gym, owned by some Middle Eastern brothers that were good at kung fu and kickboxing.

00:40:10.000 Awesome.

00:40:11.000 We just go, we show up, we show up, and Joe's just hanging out, and I asked the guy, I made it seem like we were interested in joining, so I asked him, I go, what kind of kicks do you guys throw here?

00:40:21.000 And he goes, oh, we throw a lot, sir.

00:40:23.000 We do these kicks and those kicks.

00:40:24.000 And I go, can you show me what kind of kicks you throw here?

00:40:28.000 So he's all warming up, stretching out, and he's about to kick this bag.

00:40:31.000 And he looks over at Joe, and he sees Joe shadowboxing a little bit.

00:40:35.000 And he asks Joe, Joe didn't want to.

00:40:36.000 I wanted to set...

00:40:38.000 I was setting him up. 0.90

00:40:39.000 I wanted him to kick the bag first and then have Joe kick and look at his face. 0.66

00:40:43.000 I've done this before, like at John Jocks. 0.86

00:40:45.000 It was like an old thing that I did.

00:40:46.000 And I was setting him up.

00:40:48.000 But before he kicked the bag, he looked at Joe and says, have you ever trained?

00:40:52.000 And Joe did one.

00:40:52.000 He goes, yeah.

00:40:53.000 And he goes, in what?

00:40:54.000 In Taekwondo.

00:40:55.000 And then he goes, for how long?

00:40:56.000 I was like...

00:40:57.000 We're good to go.

00:41:14.000 I do this for a living.

00:41:16.000 If I have a kicking contest with him, I can get hurt and it affects my classes.

00:41:21.000 I'm going to teach.

00:41:22.000 If you guys want to come to the class, I'll show you the kicks in class.

00:41:25.000 Smart guy.

00:41:26.000 Am I lying?

00:41:27.000 100% true.

00:41:29.000 He backed out of it.

00:41:30.000 He wouldn't kick it.

00:41:31.000 Where he's kicking with Mike Delagrate?

00:41:33.000 Mark Delagrate.

00:41:34.000 Whatever his name is.

00:41:35.000 You know the guy's name.

00:41:36.000 I watch that fight podcast.

00:41:37.000 He doesn't know Mark Delagrate. 1.00

00:41:39.000 I watch that fucking... 1.00

00:41:40.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:41:41.000 It's tough. 1.00

00:41:42.000 Shut up all of you. 1.00

00:41:42.000 I watch that video 15 times. 1.00

00:41:44.000 It hurts my heart sometimes. 1.00

00:41:44.000 You only work with a fucking professional fighter. 1.00

00:41:46.000 It's Mark Delagrate. 1.00

00:41:47.000 No worries.

00:41:48.000 You only work with a top 10 heavyweight.

00:41:49.000 No worries.

00:41:50.000 I've seen a lot of guys kick.

00:41:52.000 I've grown up in gyms.

00:41:53.000 I've seen Dwayne.

00:41:55.000 I'm just saying...

00:41:56.000 The hardest kick I've ever seen, I'll go on record saying this, is Joe Rogan.

00:42:00.000 It's not just because he's my boy.

00:42:01.000 It's the hardest kick I've ever seen.

00:42:03.000 We got in the car, and I thought everyone was going to be talking about my boxing, right? 0.99

00:42:06.000 But no one said shit. 0.99

00:42:07.000 Everyone's talking about Rogan's kicks. 0.99

00:42:09.000 I was like, yeah, pretty cool. 1.00

00:42:10.000 Fuck that guy. 1.00

00:42:11.000 Anyway, it's like, damn, man. 1.00

00:42:13.000 It's nutty shit, man. 1.00

00:42:15.000 It's insane. 1.00

00:42:15.000 If you haven't seen it, check it out. 1.00

00:42:17.000 Well, I started doing it when I was a little kid.

00:42:20.000 So what?

00:42:21.000 When I would commentate for King of the Cage back in the day, this was like in 2000, I would work with Joe every now and then. 0.99

00:42:27.000 He was trying to show me some shit. 0.97

00:42:28.000 And man, I was holding bags from what I felt. 0.99

00:42:31.000 This was like 2000, 2001. And I'm thinking, are kicks from a guy this size supposed to be this hard?

00:42:39.000 I didn't know.

00:42:40.000 He was showing me how to hold bags.

00:42:41.000 I'm like, this is...

00:42:43.000 I can only imagine if I didn't have the bags how it would hurt on my arms.

00:42:47.000 You knew your arm would break.

00:42:48.000 So at John Jocks there was a bag, one bag in his jiu-jitsu school.

00:42:51.000 And it was filled, the class was filled with guys that wear black belts in karate.

00:42:56.000 They were trying to add jiu-jitsu to their system.

00:42:58.000 We had a bunch of black belts.

00:42:59.000 So I wanted to know if maybe this was just normal. 0.84

00:43:03.000 Maybe all dudes can kick like this.

00:43:04.000 So I would say, I would have guys go, Dave, can you kick the bag right here?

00:43:08.000 Dude who owned karate. 0.64

00:43:09.000 So he would kick and I go, Joe, now you kick it. 1.00

00:43:12.000 And then everyone would go, oh shit! 1.00

00:43:14.000 It's like a shotgun. 1.00

00:43:14.000 And then we're like, oh my god, it is incredible. 1.00

00:43:16.000 So then I kept doing that over and over.

00:43:18.000 I wanted to make sure I knew what I was talking about.

00:43:23.000 So I remember commentating for King of the Cage and Rico Rodriguez was a Backstage, and we were hanging out, and he was the only one I saw that would throw turning sidekicks.

00:43:33.000 And I felt Joe's turning sidekick.

00:43:35.000 Right away, he was showing me how powerful it can be.

00:43:38.000 And I remember taking a video of Joe doing turning sidekicks in his old house in the garage, showing it backstage to Rico Rodriguez.

00:43:45.000 There was no YouTuber or anything.

00:43:46.000 I'm like, look, dude, you got to take lessons from Joe Rogan.

00:43:50.000 You got to throw it out.

00:43:51.000 And I remember him looking at the screen and you couldn't really tell on that little...

00:43:54.000 It was a little LCD screen for my video camera.

00:43:57.000 My video camera I'm showing.

00:43:58.000 And he was like, hmm, I'm trying to show him.

00:44:00.000 There's no technology in 2000 at all.

00:44:03.000 I had to show him with the LCD screen.

00:44:04.000 And he was like, interesting, interesting.

00:44:06.000 And he thought I was crazy. 0.92

00:44:09.000 The guy from Fear Factor can kick like that.

00:44:14.000 I watched that Instagram video.

00:44:16.000 I showed probably 50 people that... 1.00

00:44:18.000 You know who can kick like a fucking mule? 1.00

00:44:22.000 And I would beg him to kick. 1.00

00:44:23.000 I would beg him to kick. 1.00

00:44:25.000 Shane Carwin. 1.00

00:44:26.000 I said, when you fight Brock Lesnar, throw this fucking kick. 0.99

00:44:30.000 Well, he's built in that weird way. 0.99

00:44:32.000 Everything is too big.

00:44:34.000 His shoulders are too big.

00:44:35.000 His hands are too big. 1.00

00:44:36.000 He walked into fucking the Boulder Jiu-Jitsu school. 1.00

00:44:41.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:41.000 He walked to Mall Easton's place. 0.99

00:44:43.000 Mall Easton, yeah.

00:44:43.000 And I swear to God, it took me a half a second to realize it was Shane Carwin, because I thought I was watching, like, a movie.

00:44:49.000 I thought I was watching a movie where, like, the thing shows up.

00:44:54.000 Bro.

00:44:56.000 He's that big!

00:44:57.000 He was practicing kicks, and we kept telling him, we gotta use him, you gotta use him.

00:45:01.000 This is right before I went in the tough house. 0.99

00:45:02.000 This motherfucker decided to start using him, tore my MCL the week before I went to the ultimate fighter house. 0.99

00:45:08.000 So I went in the house with a torn MCL. He kicked me once, I said, no more, you fucking behemoth. 1.00

00:45:13.000 I can only imagine, if you look at how big his hands are, if you see how hard he punches, the punching power is gonna directly translate to kicking power. 0.99

00:45:20.000 If a guy has freaky punching power, he's gonna have freaky kicking power.

00:45:25.000 Almost always.

00:45:26.000 It's just a matter of how do you put in the same amount of time.

00:45:42.000 No, I can do it.

00:45:56.000 I can do it.

00:45:57.000 Why aren't you a fan?

00:45:58.000 I just feel like, especially guys are so good at defending, a blue belt in the UFC with those big gloves can defend forever, so it's almost a stalling technique now. 0.96

00:46:09.000 Unless you're just a Henrik Gracie, Hiram Gracie, Eddie Bravo, Verdun, fucking nasty on someone's back, you gotta move.

00:46:17.000 You gotta move, you gotta transition to arm bar, you gotta transition to side control from it. 0.98

00:46:21.000 I have no problems with that.

00:46:23.000 I'm not disagreeing.

00:46:24.000 I wouldn't disagree with you.

00:46:26.000 If I was going for the kill on the back, I would definitely put the body triangle in. 0.99

00:46:29.000 I would.

00:46:30.000 But if I wasn't, if I was thinking, he's too fresh.

00:46:33.000 In MMA, it seems like if you get a guy's back and he's fresh.

00:46:38.000 It's tough.

00:46:39.000 Forget about it.

00:46:40.000 I would transition to spiderweb, the armbar position.

00:46:42.000 I would go right to that.

00:46:43.000 Just with Ronda.

00:46:44.000 Ronda, don't mess around with the back. 1.00

00:46:46.000 But if you get someone's back late and they're kind of tired and hurt, that's when you put the rear naked choke in.

00:46:52.000 That makes sense.

00:46:52.000 Because guys are...

00:46:53.000 It's hard with the gloves, like you said.

00:46:54.000 They grab the glove, though.

00:46:56.000 If you notice, and you're not allowed to, but they grab the glove.

00:46:58.000 So it's super tough, man.

00:47:00.000 And it's tough to sneak the hand in around the neck because of the glove.

00:47:04.000 Do you think that there could be an argument...

00:47:08.000 Because of the fact that they're not fighting with anything on their feet.

00:47:11.000 They're kicking each other in the face.

00:47:12.000 Like, why aren't they punching each other in the face with no gloves on?

00:47:16.000 The reality being that if you punch incorrectly and if you were more wild and reckless with your punches, you would have to pay a price for it.

00:47:24.000 So we're really more protecting hands than we even are the fighter.

00:47:29.000 And in fact, it's probably better for your brain if you're getting bare knuckled.

00:47:33.000 If you're not allowed to tape your wrists up and you're not allowed to put anything on your hands, I'm sorry.

00:47:38.000 You just can't hit as hard.

00:47:39.000 You just can't.

00:47:40.000 You're going to have some movement.

00:47:41.000 You're going to have some movement in your wrists.

00:47:43.000 When you punch, you're going to have a lot of movement. 0.99

00:47:45.000 With your kicks, you don't have any fucking movement. 0.99

00:47:48.000 You're shinning people in the head. 0.99

00:47:50.000 There's no movement.

00:47:51.000 Thicker, denser bone.

00:47:52.000 And like Terry Edom, when Ezrin Barboza wheel kicked him. 1.00

00:47:56.000 There's no movement in your fucking heel, man. 1.00

00:47:58.000 None. 1.00

00:47:59.000 So the amount of impact that you can make with a heel, like that, like a hammer.

00:48:03.000 You're saying people should maybe wear...

00:48:06.000 No, I'm not saying that.

00:48:07.000 No, get rid of the gloves.

00:48:08.000 I'm saying get rid of the gloves.

00:48:09.000 I think there's an argument for getting rid of the gloves.

00:48:11.000 You know why there's not?

00:48:12.000 Mainstream media would be like, what? 1.00

00:48:15.000 You fucking morons. 1.00

00:48:18.000 It's a four ounce glove. 1.00

00:48:19.000 It doesn't do much.

00:48:20.000 It's just perception.

00:48:21.000 I think honestly it probably protects the hand more than it protects anything.

00:48:26.000 From breaking the hand.

00:48:28.000 Bellator gloves, they have a good idea, because it's more curved, and it's more padded, and it protects the hand better.

00:48:33.000 And why would there be padding in the back of the hand?

00:48:35.000 Why do they have padding right there?

00:48:36.000 Because you get backfist dudes. 0.92

00:48:37.000 You get spinning backfist guys.

00:48:39.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:48:39.000 There should just be pads on the knuckles, not on the back of the hand, that big, thick thing.

00:48:44.000 It's harder to get rid of.

00:48:45.000 It's true, but the Bellator glove, the reason why it's so fat like that, the idea being that it's everlasting.

00:48:52.000 They gave it to the Japanese guy.

00:48:54.000 Pat...

00:48:54.000 Of course.

00:48:55.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:48:57.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:48:59.000 Maybe he won that second round.

00:49:00.000 I don't know.

00:49:01.000 We were barely paying attention.

00:49:03.000 Dude, that first round should have been 10-8.

00:49:04.000 There's no way.

00:49:05.000 This should have been a draw.

00:49:07.000 I think what I was saying is the Bellator glove, it supports...

00:49:10.000 And there's still four-ounce?

00:49:11.000 There's still four-ounce?

00:49:12.000 Yes.

00:49:12.000 But there's more support.

00:49:14.000 You would hate it even more, Eddie, because there's more stuff on top.

00:49:18.000 It's like thicker on top.

00:49:21.000 That's what she said.

00:49:22.000 I think they found that they had way less handbrakes, though.

00:49:28.000 Once they started using it, they had a bunch of handbrakes.

00:49:30.000 The Bellator gloves?

00:49:31.000 Yeah.

00:49:33.000 That's significant, because a handbrake can take you out for six months, right?

00:49:37.000 It can.

00:49:37.000 Right, but Eddie, do you see my argument?

00:49:39.000 It's not even an argument.

00:49:40.000 I'm not married to it.

00:49:41.000 I'd be happy if they kept fighting with UFC gloves.

00:49:44.000 But I think there can be a debate.

00:49:47.000 That it would probably be just as safe with no gloves and probably maybe even possibly safer and way better for grappling.

00:49:56.000 Have there been less pokes to the eye or more or has it been basically the same?

00:50:00.000 There's always like a steady amount.

00:50:02.000 It happens all the time.

00:50:03.000 Yeah.

00:50:03.000 I would say with no gloves, if it's easier to knock a guy out, good for the show, good for the sport.

00:50:11.000 If it's easier to get submissions because you don't have all that shit, that's good for the show. 0.99

00:50:16.000 It would... 0.99

00:50:16.000 If it adds KOs and adds submissions, get rid of them. 0.99

00:50:20.000 I think if you have gloves on, you probably can KO people better.

00:50:26.000 I really do.

00:50:27.000 I think you have way more protection on your wrist.

00:50:30.000 That's a big thing.

00:50:31.000 Your hands are wrapped up.

00:50:32.000 You feel real confident with it.

00:50:33.000 It's nice and tight.

00:50:35.000 Yeah, anything to get more knockouts and more submissions. 1.00

00:50:38.000 That's what we want to see.

00:50:39.000 We're not paying for decisions.

00:50:41.000 Yeah, I mean, and also, it's like, how much work is getting done? 0.99

00:50:46.000 I mean, how much work is getting done with those fucking gloves on? 0.97

00:50:50.000 Spend a lot of time wrapping the hands for what, really, again? 0.99

00:50:53.000 Yeah.

00:50:55.000 Gotta protect those hands, man.

00:50:56.000 Those hands are precious.

00:50:57.000 Yeah, I mean, think about... 1.00

00:50:59.000 Fuck the cheekbones. 1.00

00:51:00.000 Fuck the cheekbones. 1.00

00:51:01.000 Fuck your eye sockets. 1.00

00:51:02.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:51:03.000 This is kind of weird, right?

00:51:05.000 Why wouldn't they pad up the eye socket? 0.85

00:51:06.000 Well, this is all...

00:51:07.000 I think it's all remnants of boxing, you know?

00:51:10.000 I think we have a lot of ideas.

00:51:12.000 We have their scoring system.

00:51:13.000 We talk...

00:51:14.000 We don't have our own scoring system.

00:51:15.000 Our scoring system is based entirely on the boxing scoring, so the 10-point must system.

00:51:19.000 We just arbitrarily started using 10-point must because the athletic commissions had already prepared for it.

00:51:24.000 They already had judges that knew how to score a 10 for the winner, 9 for the loser. 0.55

00:51:28.000 If it's a bad round, he scored an 8. I mean, this is a way different game than boxing.

00:51:33.000 It needs its own type of fighting.

00:51:35.000 I'm super into that.

00:51:36.000 I know you are.

00:51:37.000 Don't you think that we need a more complex scoring system? 1.00

00:51:41.000 Fuck yeah! 0.99

00:51:43.000 You and Eddie Bravo, when we worked together, Eddie Bravo used to do the in-round scoring at the UFC, and it was fucking great, because Eddie had a system. 1.00

00:51:52.000 Unofficial judge.

00:51:53.000 Unofficial in-round scoring.

00:51:55.000 So he would sit next to us.

00:51:56.000 He would sit next to us, and then in between rounds, we would show a highlight or something, and then I'd say, Eddie, what do you think?

00:52:02.000 And Eddie would say, I gave it to this, to this, I think Verdum did that, and blah, blah, blah.

00:52:06.000 And he would break down why.

00:52:07.000 And he had a sheet, and on his sheet, he would write kicks on one side, takedowns on the other side, submissions on the other side, and he would write what type of submission, how close it was, and he had all that stuff laid out, and then afterwards, he would give a detailed reason why.

00:52:21.000 I thought that Kane won that round because of this, and he would go over all the values, You've got to write it down.

00:52:27.000 It's so hard.

00:52:27.000 I didn't write it down at first.

00:52:29.000 There's so much that went on in that round.

00:52:32.000 It's hard to tell, but if you could visually see it, I would write it down.

00:52:35.000 Here's a question.

00:52:36.000 If somebody attempts 10 takedowns, and the guy stuffs 10 takedowns, The aggressor is more valuable.

00:52:44.000 Right.

00:52:44.000 But then he gets one.

00:52:46.000 What about if he wins the round, for sure.

00:52:49.000 He's winning the round if he's attempting more.

00:52:51.000 If the guy's stuffing it, that guy is not giving up too much.

00:52:55.000 So aggression should count as...

00:52:58.000 Sure.

00:52:58.000 It should be something.

00:52:59.000 What about if I'm a submission artist, I pull half guard, and I'm throwing all these submission attempts, all these submission attempts, and the guy's kind of getting out of them, I'm getting nothing.

00:53:10.000 The judges see the guy on top, he's getting the points.

00:53:12.000 It's true.

00:53:13.000 But I see your point with that.

00:53:15.000 Say that again. 0.71

00:53:15.000 A guy's trying to submit you. 0.71

00:53:17.000 So let's say you and I are fighting, you pull guard, and you're throwing umoplata, triangle, arm bars non-stop for five minutes, non-stop.

00:53:25.000 The whole time I'm defending, I win the round.

00:53:29.000 That ain't right.

00:53:30.000 That ain't right, but...

00:53:31.000 And I'm doing no damage.

00:53:33.000 But let's say in that Ben Saunders fight, let's say that exact same thing happened every round.

00:53:39.000 He ended up taking him down and just assaulted him with those elbows and rubber guard, but he didn't finish him.

00:53:45.000 I think...

00:53:47.000 When it's that clear, the judges will give it to the guy on the bottom.

00:53:50.000 Because it has happened before.

00:53:51.000 It just needs to be clear with some serious threats from the bottom.

00:53:55.000 That's up for debate.

00:53:57.000 You would think they would.

00:53:58.000 I bet it would be 50-50, depending on where you're fighting.

00:54:01.000 They should. 0.98

00:54:01.000 How fucking crazy is that, though? 0.98

00:54:02.000 They should. 0.99

00:54:03.000 It's crazy.

00:54:04.000 Yeah.

00:54:04.000 Because...

00:54:05.000 Think if the NFL NBA were like that, where it's 50-50.

00:54:10.000 Let's say Ben Saunders...

00:54:11.000 Don't leave it up to the judges!

00:54:12.000 Let's say Ben Saunders didn't get the OMA plot, that the guy survived and the time ran out.

00:54:17.000 Who would have won that round?

00:54:19.000 You think the judges would have really gave it to the dude on top?

00:54:22.000 Probably. 1.00

00:54:23.000 He was in deep shit the whole time. 0.99

00:54:27.000 I know, but all they do is... 0.99

00:54:28.000 A lot of them are just mentally geared towards he's on top, he's winning the round.

00:54:34.000 Because they're uneducated with jiu-jitsu.

00:54:36.000 You know what ends up happening?

00:54:37.000 I'll tell you, some of these judges, man, they look at the replays, and if in the truck they're showing one dude doing all that stuff, they go, okay, they must in the truck think that dude's winning, so they do that.

00:54:49.000 You think so?

00:54:49.000 They do that 100% for sure.

00:54:51.000 100% for sure.

00:54:52.000 A million percent.

00:54:53.000 A million percent.

00:54:53.000 Not all of them.

00:54:54.000 Not all the judges.

00:54:55.000 Not all the judges.

00:54:56.000 But a few.

00:54:57.000 But I know it's happened.

00:54:58.000 Dude, this is the fight I'm looking most for.

00:55:01.000 Brendan Schaub has a weird fascination with this fight.

00:55:03.000 I know.

00:55:04.000 I don't think it's about fighting.

00:55:06.000 I'm kidding.

00:55:07.000 It's weird.

00:55:08.000 I don't think it's about fighting.

00:55:09.000 I get this weird feeling.

00:55:10.000 She's a thick young lady. 1.00

00:55:12.000 She looks...

00:55:13.000 Look at her picture.

00:55:15.000 Look at her picture for the UFC. You see how thick she is? 1.00

00:55:18.000 Like a little Palaharis.

00:55:20.000 Look at her arms. 0.90

00:55:21.000 I think Misha Tate is very attractive.

00:55:23.000 She might be the most attractive female in the past. 1.00

00:55:27.000 She doesn't do steroids. 1.00

00:55:28.000 No way.

00:55:28.000 Who?

00:55:29.000 Look at that Japanese shit right there. 1.00

00:55:31.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:55:32.000 And then tell me, she's a cutie pie too. 1.00

00:55:34.000 No, first of all, Rin grew up doing gymnastics, judo.

00:55:39.000 She trains every day.

00:55:41.000 Takes only one day off a month.

00:55:43.000 She trains four hours a day.

00:55:45.000 She has that freaking crazy workout. 1.00

00:55:47.000 She's undefeated, too. 0.76

00:55:49.000 Look at those arms, dude.

00:55:50.000 Come on.

00:55:50.000 She's undefeated.

00:55:51.000 Undefeated.

00:55:52.000 16-0.

00:55:53.000 One draw.

00:55:53.000 Dude, she's no joke.

00:55:55.000 She's nasty on the ground. 1.00

00:55:56.000 I'm a huge fan.

00:55:57.000 Right now, I'm a huge fan.

00:55:58.000 All of a sudden, I hope she's awesome.

00:56:01.000 Me too.

00:56:01.000 I hope she doesn't get smoked.

00:56:02.000 Well, what is that thing that she does? 1.00

00:56:04.000 Look how young she is. 0.64

00:56:04.000 Like those weird photographs that she does. 0.64

00:56:06.000 She does like weird modeling. 0.98

00:56:07.000 Oh, you mean the awesome, sexy pictures she takes, Joe?

00:56:09.000 I'm not saying it's bad.

00:56:10.000 It's called marketing.

00:56:12.000 It's called marketing.

00:56:13.000 You mean the awesome.

00:56:14.000 I'm just saying, if it was your mom, I would say it's odd.

00:56:19.000 I got a question for you, Brendan.

00:56:21.000 Are you going to a store, Brian?

00:56:23.000 No, bro.

00:56:24.000 Okay.

00:56:25.000 It's weird you have brands stored in your car.

00:56:28.000 He's going to go to another party right now.

00:56:29.000 Let's say Travis Brown wanted to fight you in a rash guard.

00:56:33.000 And the commission, since they're allowing girls to fight in rash guards, they decide, ooh, let's make it...

00:56:40.000 Leave it up to the fighters.

00:56:43.000 Would you allow...

00:56:44.000 If it was up to you, would you allow Travis Brown to wear a rash guard in your fight?

00:56:48.000 No.

00:56:48.000 Why not?

00:56:51.000 Because...

00:56:52.000 Girls wear them all the time. 1.00

00:56:54.000 It's true.

00:56:55.000 Why would you say no?

00:56:56.000 But they're both in them.

00:56:57.000 Would you say no?

00:56:58.000 Or would you say whatever he wants, it doesn't matter?

00:57:00.000 What would you say?

00:57:02.000 I would probably say no, because if he wants to wear it, there's some sort of advantage that he thinks that he's going to have by wearing it.

00:57:08.000 So he must be hella comfortable in this rash guard.

00:57:10.000 If I pull the power move, I'm like, nah, son, take that rash guard off, because I'm not wearing one.

00:57:14.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:57:16.000 Friendly sharp playing mind games.

00:57:18.000 But you can't, you would think, look, look, look.

00:57:21.000 But what could be the advantage?

00:57:23.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:57:24.000 You're nasty in a rash guard. 0.99

00:57:26.000 What are you talking about nasty? 1.00

00:57:27.000 Look.

00:57:28.000 Look at this.

00:57:29.000 No, behind you.

00:57:29.000 Brendan Chubb.

00:57:30.000 Dude, she's yoked. 1.00

00:57:32.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:57:32.000 There's your girl. 0.71

00:57:34.000 Look at those legs! 1.00

00:57:35.000 There's all the photographs of her. 0.98

00:57:36.000 She got some butt on her, son. 1.00

00:57:38.000 Look at her arms, man. 0.99

00:57:40.000 It's too much.

00:57:41.000 It's a little much.

00:57:41.000 I know, a little much.

00:57:42.000 No, no.

00:57:43.000 Because I think she would be kind of submissive.

00:57:45.000 It'd be kind of hot. 0.94

00:57:46.000 Because she's like this super strong Asian martial arts killer. 1.00

00:57:48.000 What kind of advantage do you think you would have?

00:57:52.000 Maybe a grip advantage.

00:57:53.000 How?

00:57:54.000 How would it grip you?

00:57:55.000 In the beginning, because let's say you're fighting a guy like Fabricio Verdum, who you're worried about.

00:57:59.000 You're going to get a really good sweat and warm-up on before, so I'm a little more slippery.

00:58:03.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:58:04.000 You want to be slippery.

00:58:05.000 Yes.

00:58:06.000 Oh, I see.

00:58:07.000 So you think that it would be an advantage because it would limit your defense.

00:58:12.000 Yes.

00:58:14.000 Especially with a guy like Verdum, right?

00:58:16.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:16.000 What if Travis Brown wanted to wear that?

00:58:20.000 You would object to it? 1.00

00:58:21.000 Yeah, I'd slap him in the face. 1.00

00:58:22.000 Really? 1.00

00:58:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:23.000 At the press conference, slap him in the face. 1.00

00:58:25.000 For even considering it. 0.99

00:58:27.000 I don't think that would go over well.

00:58:29.000 What if the guy you were fighting...

00:58:30.000 Help John Jones in D.C. What if the guy you were fighting...

00:58:34.000 Let's see, who could it be?

00:58:35.000 Did it help him?

00:58:36.000 If he wants to wear a mask.

00:58:37.000 I'm down for that.

00:58:39.000 Does Carlos wore that in Pride?

00:58:41.000 I'm down for that.

00:58:42.000 Hey, what if you were fighting Crow Cop and he wanted to wear a rash guard? 0.98

00:58:46.000 Would you allow him?

00:58:48.000 Think about it.

00:58:48.000 He was not going to try to submit you.

00:58:50.000 I know, but I kept taking him down.

00:58:51.000 You would want to submit, but...

00:58:52.000 I kept taking him down.

00:58:52.000 I fought Kroka.

00:58:53.000 Oh, wait.

00:58:54.000 That's right.

00:58:54.000 You beat him, right?

00:58:55.000 Yeah.

00:58:55.000 I forget.

00:58:56.000 I forget.

00:58:57.000 Yeah, and not only that...

00:58:58.000 That was a bad example.

00:58:59.000 It would be a bad example because a kickboxer would want to have a really good guard.

00:59:03.000 Like, you would want to have that extra grip.

00:59:04.000 And he wants to get up.

00:59:05.000 Yeah.

00:59:06.000 But if you're on the bottom, how is that going to help you with the guard?

00:59:08.000 The extra grip, holding a guy onto you.

00:59:10.000 No.

00:59:11.000 A lot of those guys would just try to get stood up.

00:59:13.000 Yeah.

00:59:14.000 You got two bottles of wine?

00:59:15.000 Or Lasky and Krokop did the same.

00:59:16.000 He just held on.

00:59:18.000 So you would be against...

00:59:20.000 If you had to sign a petition against...

00:59:24.000 Are you for or against rash guards in MMA? I honestly don't care that much.

00:59:30.000 But if you wear a rash guard, I'm going to wear wrestling shoes. 1.00

00:59:33.000 I'm going to kick you in the face. 0.99

00:59:34.000 Ooh, wrestling shoes. 0.99

00:59:36.000 What if you were going up against a guy like Paul Harris?

00:59:39.000 Then no wrestling shoes.

00:59:41.000 No wrestling shoes.

00:59:42.000 Very sweaty ankles.

00:59:43.000 I'm going to oil these things out.

00:59:44.000 Whirl them up and put a little cocoa butter on.

00:59:48.000 And make leg locks illegal.

00:59:49.000 I want to say the dude's name, but I know a dude who would lay in a mineral bath.

00:59:53.000 He would take mineral oil and lay in the bath the night before, and then he would take a shower and dry off, and then he would make weight, and even though he was not wearing any oil on him, he was so oily from the night before that as soon as he broke a sweat, it would all come through his pores,

01:00:08.000 and he would just be like a fish.

01:00:10.000 A seal.

01:00:10.000 Just a seal.

01:00:12.000 A seal.

01:00:13.000 Do you think you could beat, in an MMA fight, do you think you could beat Gabby Garcia?

01:00:19.000 Are you being for reals?

01:00:21.000 Yeah.

01:00:21.000 Yeah!

01:00:22.000 How dare you?

01:00:24.000 You're talking to a man. 0.96

01:00:25.000 Can you punch up Gabby Garcia?

01:00:27.000 Look how big she is. 1.00

01:00:28.000 Gabby Garcia.

01:00:30.000 And then push images.

01:00:31.000 She lost weight.

01:00:32.000 She got slim.

01:00:33.000 I don't care if she was 300 pounds. 1.00

01:00:35.000 She's shredding.

01:00:36.000 Real quick, I like Misha Tate.

01:00:38.000 I think she's very attractive.

01:00:40.000 However...

01:00:40.000 Rin Nakai?

01:00:41.000 Yes.

01:00:41.000 Rin Nakai, I just feel like she can win this and it's going to be good for the sport.

01:00:46.000 Could you imagine if she became the welterweight or the bantamweight champion? 0.94

01:00:50.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:51.000 If Rin to Kai, if she's got all these freak pictures of her in her underwear, you know, wearing fucking, like, little fucking bunny rabbit slippers and shit. 1.00

01:01:00.000 This is a dangerous fight for Misha, man. 1.00

01:01:02.000 She's got head movement. 1.00

01:01:03.000 It's a dangerous fight for Misha.

01:01:05.000 She's 10 yards away.

01:01:05.000 Because she doesn't know what to expect.

01:01:07.000 Yeah, but she could be setting her up.

01:01:08.000 Look at this little bulldog! 0.91

01:01:10.000 What is she doing?

01:01:10.000 She could be setting her up.

01:01:11.000 This Japanese bulldog!

01:01:13.000 It doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't know what she's doing.

01:01:15.000 She could be setting her up.

01:01:17.000 She's going to try to get her down. 1.00

01:01:18.000 Oh, she doesn't know what she's doing.

01:01:20.000 Come on.

01:01:21.000 No, she's stiff.

01:01:22.000 But she could still land, man.

01:01:24.000 But she looked very stiff.

01:01:25.000 Nerves.

01:01:25.000 You got first UFC fight.

01:01:27.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:01:29.000 Oh! 1.00

01:01:30.000 I bet she's real strong. 1.00

01:01:31.000 Oh, dude, Misha Tate's gonna fuck her up. 0.99

01:01:34.000 Misha Tate's looking very good here. 1.00

01:01:35.000 Hey, Brian, for sure quit turning to the mic. 1.00

01:01:37.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? 0.99

01:01:38.000 How long you been in show business, my man? 1.00

01:01:39.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? 0.99

01:01:40.000 He wants to be on that mic so badly. 1.00

01:01:42.000 I got hungry, sorry.

01:01:43.000 Even when he's eating.

01:01:44.000 He can't push it away.

01:01:45.000 That's my friend.

01:01:47.000 It's right there.

01:01:48.000 It's my friend.

01:01:49.000 It looks like Misha's gonna dominate. 1.00

01:01:51.000 Yeah, it does.

01:01:51.000 Misha looks very strong.

01:01:53.000 Misha said, oh, you train every day except for one?

01:01:54.000 Check this out.

01:01:56.000 Misha looks very strong and very aggressive. 0.54

01:01:58.000 And, you know, there's another thing that she's coming off of a fight where she wasn't... 1.00

01:02:01.000 Oh! 0.60

01:02:02.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:02:03.000 Ragdonner!

01:02:04.000 Misha's jiu-jitsu is pretty solid, too.

01:02:07.000 Yeah.

01:02:07.000 Well, her overall technique is very solid.

01:02:10.000 I mean, she's the only person to ever put Ronda in a compromising position in a fight. 1.00

01:02:15.000 Liz Carmouche.

01:02:16.000 Liz Carmouche.

01:02:16.000 Oh, that's true.

01:02:17.000 That's true.

01:02:17.000 But that was when Ronda, she still does.

01:02:20.000 She does that hip toss where she grabs a hold of the headlock. 1.00

01:02:23.000 It's a headlock, yes.

01:02:23.000 And she gives up the back all the time with that.

01:02:26.000 You know why?

01:02:26.000 It's because she wasn't trained with a cage, so she wasn't used to it and got in a weird position.

01:02:30.000 I just feel like she's so confident.

01:02:33.000 She feels like it doesn't matter if they get her neck or whatever. 1.00

01:02:36.000 She's going to fuck them up. 1.00

01:02:37.000 That girl has such incredible laser beam focus towards victory. 1.00

01:02:43.000 She doesn't have any doubt.

01:02:45.000 It's going to be that Beth Correa.

01:02:48.000 That's going to be a great fight.

01:02:49.000 Is that going to actually happen?

01:02:50.000 Is that the next fight?

01:02:51.000 She's got Ronda so pissed off. 1.00

01:02:56.000 She looks like a giant.

01:02:58.000 She's tough.

01:02:59.000 Well, compared to this chick, Rin Nakai. 0.99

01:03:01.000 Well, Nakai's very thick, but it doesn't seem to be working out.

01:03:05.000 Rin Nakai better figure something out here.

01:03:07.000 Not that impressed, I've got to be honest.

01:03:08.000 Well, she's very stiff.

01:03:09.000 I mean, she can still win. 0.99

01:03:10.000 Anything can happen.

01:03:11.000 Fights are crazy.

01:03:12.000 She can win with a submission. 0.98

01:03:13.000 She's not going to win.

01:03:13.000 She's not going to win striking.

01:03:15.000 You never know, man.

01:03:16.000 You never know.

01:03:16.000 No.

01:03:17.000 She's not going to win striking. 0.99

01:03:18.000 Unless she just has some...

01:03:19.000 Oh! 0.60

01:03:20.000 She got tagged with that knee. 1.00

01:03:22.000 Misha's lighting her up now.

01:03:23.000 Misha looks very smooth.

01:03:25.000 Yes, she does.

01:03:25.000 Misha looks great.

01:03:26.000 She's getting close to taking her down. 0.59

01:03:28.000 But I'm telling you, dude, weird things happen when people are durable.

01:03:32.000 And this chick seems very durable.

01:03:34.000 I'm not saying she's going to win the fight, but weird shifts can happen.

01:03:38.000 Misha's a professional.

01:03:41.000 She's too good. 0.98

01:03:41.000 Rinna Kai's being like, holy shit, I'm in the UFC. That's what she's thinking right now. 0.98

01:03:46.000 Oh shit, I'm in the UFC. By the way, this is one of the best versions of Misha we've ever seen, if not the best. 0.98

01:03:52.000 You don't think it's the opponent she's facing?

01:03:55.000 I'm sure it has something to do with it.

01:03:57.000 No, but seriously, she looks very good.

01:03:59.000 Shaw be nice. 1.00

01:04:00.000 No, he's being honest.

01:04:02.000 I'm being dead honest.

01:04:03.000 It's like when O'Ream fought Frank Mare.

01:04:05.000 I'm the biggest Frank Mare fan in the world.

01:04:07.000 Everyone's like, oh my god, the Ream is back!

01:04:10.000 Or was he fighting a human punching bag?

01:04:12.000 Frank Mare did nothing.

01:04:15.000 Frank's had a long career, man. 1.00

01:04:17.000 And he got hit by a fucking car. 1.00

01:04:19.000 Well, motorcycle accident, right? 1.00

01:04:21.000 He got hit by a car.

01:04:22.000 He was on a motorcycle, and the car literally hit his leg.

01:04:25.000 The car slammed into his leg.

01:04:28.000 Yeah, but he had great fights after that.

01:04:29.000 He still had great fights after that.

01:04:31.000 He had good fights after that.

01:04:32.000 Brock Lesnar?

01:04:33.000 It took him a long time to recover.

01:04:35.000 It took him a long time to recover.

01:04:37.000 I think that was a devastating injury.

01:04:40.000 For sure.

01:04:41.000 Frank's one of the best ever to do it.

01:04:42.000 Ever.

01:04:43.000 Well, without a doubt, one of the best submission artists.

01:04:45.000 Without a doubt.

01:04:46.000 Oh, she's hurt.

01:04:46.000 It's over.

01:04:47.000 She's really hurt.

01:04:48.000 It's over.

01:04:49.000 Oh, boy.

01:04:50.000 Misha's just too good.

01:04:52.000 She's durable, man.

01:04:53.000 Very durable.

01:04:54.000 The sport needs Misha.

01:04:56.000 It helps.

01:04:57.000 Women's fighting needs Misha Tate. 1.00

01:04:59.000 Wow, Brendan's shot.

01:05:00.000 Imagine what Rhonda would do to her. 1.00

01:05:02.000 I'm telling you, because she's attractive, she speaks well, and she has some skills. 0.97

01:05:06.000 Yeah, oh, she definitely has some skills. 1.00

01:05:07.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:05:09.000 You know, what is a chick like Misha, though? 1.00

01:05:12.000 What does she do with a girl like Rhonda out there? 1.00

01:05:15.000 That is kind of a problem, right?

01:05:16.000 Oh, you're always going to be second place.

01:05:18.000 Second place isn't that bad.

01:05:20.000 It's like Shake and Bake.

01:05:22.000 It's Shake and Bake.

01:05:23.000 Shake and Bake.

01:05:24.000 Ron does Shake.

01:05:26.000 Misha's Bake.

01:05:27.000 Hey, Bake still lived in a nice crib.

01:05:30.000 Bake still had a nice crib. 0.99

01:05:32.000 Bake wound up fucking Shake's wife, remember? 1.00

01:05:35.000 Shake got crazy. 1.00

01:05:36.000 Shake gets crazy.

01:05:37.000 I like Shake got crazy.

01:05:38.000 I like to party.

01:05:39.000 That was a great movie.

01:05:41.000 Why is the TV on?

01:05:43.000 Why do you watch the TV on the radio at the same time?

01:05:45.000 Because I like the party.

01:05:47.000 Hey, how do you get the sound of the stereo but still watching the TV? He's telling them how to work his fucking home system! 1.00

01:05:56.000 That's such a good movie. 1.00

01:05:57.000 Great movie.

01:05:58.000 Shake and bake.

01:05:58.000 But nobody, I'm telling you, man, they're not good friends.

01:06:01.000 Look at my face.

01:06:01.000 Ronda always belittles her.

01:06:03.000 No, they fucking hate each other. 1.00

01:06:04.000 Hate each other. 1.00

01:06:05.000 No, I'm just saying shake and bake, but they hate each other.

01:06:07.000 Yeah, but be in second place to someone as ruthless as Ronda. 1.00

01:06:10.000 Like, when they were doing The Ultimate Fighter together, and they were doing that thing where they were climbing the wall, and Ronda wins, and she goes, fuck you, bitch. 1.00

01:06:17.000 She hates her. 1.00

01:06:18.000 She fucking hates her. 1.00

01:06:19.000 Nobody does that. 1.00

01:06:20.000 Everybody else, if it's Gilbert...

01:06:22.000 Even guys don't do that.

01:06:23.000 Ronda's a different animal, man.

01:06:25.000 She literally has hate in her heart.

01:06:28.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:28.000 I don't hate anyone in the UFC. I don't hate anyone.

01:06:31.000 No one.

01:06:32.000 Ronda literally hates Misha Tater, hates a few people. 1.00

01:06:36.000 She's on some next-level shit. 1.00

01:06:38.000 She's on some demonic next-level shit. 1.00

01:06:40.000 She's got some fury in her, and... 1.00

01:06:43.000 And you don't want to be Misha Tate receiving on the end.

01:06:45.000 But you need to be... 0.72

01:06:46.000 Not only do you need to match her skill set, which is good fucking luck, but you need to be able to match that intensity, man. 1.00

01:06:54.000 That intensity is a motherfucker. 1.00

01:06:55.000 I'll tell you who's really fucked is this Ren Nakai, okay? 1.00

01:06:58.000 She's fucked in life. 1.00

01:07:00.000 Because we're talking about Ronda right now. 1.00

01:07:01.000 This girl's over here attempting this half-ass double leg. 1.00

01:07:05.000 She's freaking... 0.97

01:07:06.000 I don't know what she's doing. 0.93

01:07:07.000 You turned on her.

01:07:08.000 I did, man.

01:07:09.000 In one round.

01:07:10.000 You turned on her.

01:07:12.000 You turned on her.

01:07:14.000 You were trying to date her. 1.00

01:07:16.000 Bro, I was planning out our kids and shit. 0.98

01:07:21.000 No, you were in love. 0.99

01:07:22.000 Not with head movement like that.

01:07:24.000 No.

01:07:25.000 No.

01:07:25.000 Oh!

01:07:27.000 Excuse me, sir?

01:07:28.000 She doesn't have what it takes to take her down. 0.85

01:07:30.000 Get this and Brennan might like you more.

01:07:32.000 No, she's not going to finish any take.

01:07:34.000 She's checking her oil! 1.00

01:07:36.000 She's checking her oil.

01:07:38.000 She doesn't have any oil in there, man. 1.00

01:07:40.000 Misha was knuckle deep in that ass. 1.00

01:07:42.000 That's oil. 1.00

01:07:42.000 Knuckle. 1.00

01:07:43.000 Knuckle deep.

01:07:44.000 Women, it's not an oil situation. 1.00

01:07:46.000 The knuckle deep meter hits red hot Friday nights.

01:07:49.000 Misha's gonna take over with a knee. 0.95

01:07:51.000 Dude, can you imagine lube made from real butt oil?

01:07:54.000 Well, if a guy has oil, does a gal have oil as well? 1.00

01:07:58.000 Would you call it checking your oil?

01:07:59.000 Yeah, everyone has butt oil. 1.00

01:08:01.000 Checking your honey.

01:08:01.000 Checking your honey pot.

01:08:03.000 Come on! 0.61

01:08:03.000 Butt oil is... 0.61

01:08:04.000 Checking your honey pot. 0.99

01:08:06.000 This is a pathetic conversation. 0.99

01:08:08.000 Checking the Kool-Aid. 0.99

01:08:09.000 10% butt oil.

01:08:11.000 Let's not do this, because this is bad for the sport.

01:08:13.000 I agree.

01:08:14.000 We're on a weird path, man.

01:08:15.000 I was trying to stay out of it.

01:08:17.000 But you guys dragged me in!

01:08:19.000 It's none of our faults.

01:08:22.000 We've been drinking, and we're not responsible for our words.

01:08:24.000 Correct.

01:08:24.000 No, I am, though.

01:08:25.000 I'm just drinking coffee. 1.00

01:08:26.000 I'm sober as shit. 0.99

01:08:26.000 But things like that. 0.99

01:08:27.000 But it's late. 1.00

01:08:28.000 Like getting kicked in the junk. 0.99

01:08:29.000 I don't ever know what to say. 0.99

01:08:30.000 If a girl kicks a girl... 1.00

01:08:32.000 I'm not coming up with a new thing to say.

01:08:34.000 Have they shown it in slow motion?

01:08:35.000 Have they stopped the fight?

01:08:36.000 Have they stopped the fight?

01:08:38.000 No.

01:08:38.000 What about a titty shot?

01:08:40.000 What about a titty shot? 0.98

01:08:41.000 That might hurt. 0.89

01:08:42.000 What's going to happen?

01:08:43.000 Are you going to show it in slow motion?

01:08:44.000 You show the ball shots in slow motion.

01:08:45.000 That's my point.

01:08:46.000 And everyone goes, ooh!

01:08:47.000 The whole stadium goes, ooh!

01:08:49.000 By the way, I joke about it sometimes.

01:08:51.000 You know, I'll make light of it, like, oh, that is not fun.

01:08:55.000 You know, I'll say something like that, but I'm not going to say that if it's a girl. 0.99

01:08:59.000 If it's a cunt punt? 0.99

01:09:00.000 Hey, you said that, Eddie Bravo. 0.99

01:09:02.000 Excuse me!

01:09:03.000 Nakai's on her back!

01:09:05.000 Nakai's on her back!

01:09:05.000 How did that happen?

01:09:07.000 Never let that back!

01:09:08.000 Bro, what did I tell you, man? 0.94

01:09:10.000 Weird shit happens when people are durable. 0.98

01:09:13.000 Oh, no. 0.99

01:09:14.000 This little fire hydrant just keeps on keeping on.

01:09:17.000 Oh, Brendan Shaw is back on the couch!

01:09:20.000 He wants it back!

01:09:21.000 He's back on!

01:09:21.000 He's back, man!

01:09:22.000 You get this, we give you Big Brown!

01:09:24.000 But listen, she's shaking her. 1.00

01:09:26.000 Easy, easy.

01:09:26.000 She'll take another win than that.

01:09:28.000 You don't win one and get the Brown.

01:09:30.000 Let's see if she can hold this back position. 1.00

01:09:33.000 Let's see if she holds the back position. 1.00

01:09:34.000 She's too short. 0.98

01:09:35.000 She's going to shake her off.

01:09:36.000 She's trying to switch to a body triangle. 1.00

01:09:38.000 But no, look, she's hanging on, man.

01:09:40.000 She's kind of hanging out.

01:09:41.000 She's going to be in her guard now for sure.

01:09:42.000 She's going to end up in guard. 0.99

01:09:43.000 But let's see what kind of guard she's got. 1.00

01:09:45.000 Maybe she's got a good guard. 0.63

01:09:46.000 No, those legs are too thick.

01:09:46.000 She ain't got no guard.

01:09:47.000 She might have some nasty leg locks. 1.00

01:09:49.000 She might have some nasty leg locks. 1.00

01:09:51.000 Well, Misha's a very good grappler.

01:09:53.000 Yes, she is.

01:09:54.000 She's a better grappler than she is a striker. 0.98

01:09:56.000 100%.

01:09:56.000 Man, oh man.

01:09:57.000 But you're right.

01:09:58.000 Rindikai is a durable little gal. 0.97

01:10:03.000 She's game.

01:10:04.000 Yep.

01:10:05.000 Taking shots.

01:10:07.000 Yeah, but now she's got Misha on top for dropping bows. 0.51

01:10:10.000 Ouchy, Wawa.

01:10:11.000 She's trying to set up an arm bar. 1.00

01:10:13.000 Look at this.

01:10:14.000 She's good hips. 1.00

01:10:15.000 She's going for it.

01:10:15.000 She's got good hips, man.

01:10:17.000 Active hips.

01:10:17.000 This is a tricky situation for Misha.

01:10:19.000 She better be careful.

01:10:20.000 This chick's legit. 1.00

01:10:22.000 Legit off her back.

01:10:24.000 But Misha, good defense.

01:10:26.000 Good, strong.

01:10:27.000 On top again.

01:10:28.000 Here comes the knees, son.

01:10:32.000 A little attempt there.

01:10:37.000 The more she can slow Misha down on her feet, the more she turns into a grappling match. 0.83

01:10:41.000 She got some good positions, man. 0.99

01:10:43.000 I mean, she didn't come close to finishing.

01:10:45.000 She's winning this round right now. 1.00

01:10:47.000 You're in Japan, too.

01:10:48.000 Remember.

01:10:49.000 Remember the last fight?

01:10:52.000 I wonder if they're using Japanese judges. 0.63

01:10:54.000 I got a text from Dana saying that in the fight that we were talking shit during the whole fight, the referee grabbed the guy's glove I don't know what the situation was, because we were just laughing and having too much fun.

01:11:07.000 Just right now? 0.87

01:11:08.000 We missed everything.

01:11:09.000 Yeah, we missed a fight.

01:11:10.000 He's listening to it?

01:11:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:11.000 Dana was going crazy.

01:11:12.000 And he texted me, and he's like, I'm sure that if I saw it, I would have called it.

01:11:18.000 But I told him in the text message, I go, dude, we didn't even see it. 0.99

01:11:21.000 We were talking so much shit. 0.99

01:11:22.000 This is the worst way to watch a fight ever. 1.00

01:11:25.000 Ever.

01:11:27.000 We got some weird tangents.

01:11:29.000 We're barely paying attention to amazing fights.

01:11:32.000 But it's so fun.

01:11:33.000 This is my favorite way to watch fights ever.

01:11:34.000 Oh, and Nakai's got that single.

01:11:36.000 Oh, boy.

01:11:41.000 We were doing this video breakdown of Brian Carraway the other day, and it's funny, Brian Carraway on his resume, like the fighter's resume they gave me, fought in Strikeforce, fought in Elite XC,

01:11:57.000 13-4 record, said boyfriend of Misha Tate.

01:12:03.000 It said girlfriend Misha Tate.

01:12:04.000 It said boyfriend of Misha Tate.

01:12:06.000 That was in his bio.

01:12:08.000 He's a good fighter.

01:12:09.000 He's 4-1 in the UFC. He's a very good fighter.

01:12:12.000 He's beaten some very good guys.

01:12:14.000 It's just his girlfriend is hot. 0.97

01:12:16.000 And they want the world to know!

01:12:18.000 Misha saved his mom's...

01:12:20.000 She had an asthmatic attack.

01:12:24.000 And Misha saved her life.

01:12:28.000 Misha saved whose life?

01:12:30.000 Her mother-in-law's life.

01:12:31.000 Oh, look at this!

01:12:33.000 She went for a tank down and Nikai got her back.

01:12:37.000 Mmm. 1.00

01:12:38.000 Damn. 1.00

01:12:39.000 I like it. 0.99

01:12:40.000 That was fun.

01:12:40.000 There's something right there.

01:12:41.000 Do you see something right there?

01:12:42.000 What do you see right there?

01:12:43.000 What do I see where?

01:12:44.000 Here?

01:12:45.000 Well, she's completely on the side.

01:12:46.000 Arm triangle position.

01:12:48.000 You know what I love, Eddie?

01:12:49.000 Tell me about this.

01:12:50.000 Are you doing that arm bar where the arm's in?

01:12:53.000 That arm bar where everybody's doing it now?

01:12:55.000 Like a lot of guys are doing an MMA where the arm's trapped inside the legs.

01:12:59.000 Like past the arm to the side.

01:13:02.000 From side control, you're saying?

01:13:03.000 Yeah, like the arm gets passed to the side.

01:13:06.000 It's like this?

01:13:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:07.000 It's totally stretched out and then the guillotine goes on over it.

01:13:10.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:13:11.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:13:12.000 A lot of guys have been doing it where they're getting the arm completely pinned up to the side.

01:13:17.000 He gets scared.

01:13:18.000 I think this is one-to-one.

01:13:20.000 He gets scared.

01:13:22.000 I think this is one-to-one.

01:13:24.000 I'm just going to throw that out there.

01:13:25.000 You guys, have you seen Brian Cowen's wheel kick?

01:13:29.000 He does a wheel kick with a wig.

01:13:30.000 Oh, look at that!

01:13:32.000 She got her back again. 1.00

01:13:33.000 Damn, she likes jumping on backs. 1.00

01:13:35.000 That was a good little combo. 0.99

01:13:37.000 She turned it on then. 0.75

01:13:38.000 Japanese bulldog.

01:13:39.000 That looks like a very shiny outfit, man.

01:13:41.000 Misha's clinging to that Kimura attempt here.

01:13:44.000 This chick is so strong, man. 0.86

01:13:46.000 Look at her.

01:13:48.000 She's coming back.

01:13:49.000 She's jumping on the back really quick. 1.00

01:13:52.000 She's jumping on the back really quick. 1.00

01:13:54.000 That's a good sign.

01:13:55.000 That means she likes backs.

01:13:57.000 I'm telling you.

01:13:58.000 What did I tell you, boys?

01:14:00.000 I got instincts.

01:14:01.000 I've been doing this a while.

01:14:03.000 Never count out the Japanese bulldog!

01:14:08.000 Are you rooting against Misha Tate now, bro?

01:14:12.000 Me or Brian?

01:14:13.000 Any one of us.

01:14:14.000 Is anybody here rooting against Misha Tate?

01:14:16.000 No, I love Misha Tate.

01:14:18.000 Okay, if you could choose to be on a Tropic Island with one of them for a year...

01:14:22.000 Don't do this to me, bro!

01:14:24.000 Don't do this to me!

01:14:25.000 Don't do it! 0.99

01:14:26.000 You have a thing with a Japanese chick. 1.00

01:14:29.000 You would have a whole family by the time the rescue party came.

01:14:33.000 She is a cutie pie. 1.00

01:14:34.000 I'm too light in the ass for her. 1.00

01:14:36.000 She's on that back, son. 1.00

01:14:36.000 She's on that back. 1.00

01:14:37.000 Brandon, you can handle it.

01:14:38.000 They're both very attractive.

01:14:39.000 You find her attractive.

01:14:41.000 Both of them.

01:14:41.000 Well, let's admire them for their skill, gentlemen.

01:14:44.000 No, that's why it's attractive, because their skills are ridiculous. 0.84

01:14:47.000 Oh, Misha's out. 0.96

01:14:48.000 But she's struggling, man.

01:14:49.000 Oh, elbow.

01:14:50.000 Big elbow.

01:14:51.000 Misha looks a little tired.

01:14:52.000 Misha is tough.

01:14:53.000 A little angry, man.

01:14:54.000 I thought she looked a little annoyed. 0.94

01:14:56.000 That whole combo, that take down to the back, that was really smooth.

01:15:00.000 How much more difficult is it for a beautiful girl?

01:15:03.000 She's tired.

01:15:04.000 How much more difficult is it for a beautiful girl to fight? 1.00

01:15:07.000 Oh, big elbow.

01:15:08.000 It's a lot more pressure.

01:15:09.000 I met this girl the other day who said she wants to get into fighting. 0.99

01:15:12.000 She was stunning.

01:15:14.000 I went, why?

01:15:15.000 Why would you do that?

01:15:16.000 This is what I'm saying.

01:15:16.000 A girl like Misha, she has a beautiful face.

01:15:19.000 A body to go with it.

01:15:20.000 Look at Vanderlei Silva.

01:15:21.000 Yeah.

01:15:22.000 I mean, everything.

01:15:22.000 She's beautiful.

01:15:23.000 She's a great person, too.

01:15:24.000 Very nice person.

01:15:24.000 Smart, too.

01:15:25.000 Yeah.

01:15:26.000 But let's think about it.

01:15:27.000 Vanderlei Silva is also a mixed martial arts fighter.

01:15:31.000 Now, I've been a fan of Vanderlei Silva from the golden days.

01:15:33.000 Retired today.

01:15:34.000 Retired today.

01:15:35.000 His face has changed so much from impacts and scar tissue and damage.

01:15:41.000 We remember when he fought Dan Henderson, he was actually a handsome guy.

01:15:46.000 He had this one look and then over the years of just getting smashed Smashed.

01:15:51.000 His nose completely flattened out.

01:15:54.000 And then he had to get an operation to open his nose passage up.

01:15:58.000 He had zero...

01:15:58.000 Mayhem Miller's the same way.

01:16:00.000 Mayhem can't breathe out of his nose.

01:16:01.000 His nose just doesn't work.

01:16:02.000 So crazy.

01:16:03.000 Just smashed from over...

01:16:04.000 Now, a girl like Misha Tate, that was my point, she is in the same sport as them. 0.98

01:16:09.000 It's very possible...

01:16:10.000 She's not getting hit like a man, though.

01:16:11.000 She would have... 1.00

01:16:12.000 She fought that bitch, Corhea. 1.00

01:16:14.000 She'd get hit. 1.00

01:16:15.000 You're talking about the exception.

01:16:18.000 When she fought Katzengano, Katzengano stopped her.

01:16:20.000 She had a knee. 1.00

01:16:20.000 That's true. 1.00

01:16:20.000 She had a horrible knee. 1.00

01:16:21.000 Beautiful elbow, too.

01:16:22.000 What about that elbow?

01:16:22.000 That's true.

01:16:23.000 Nasty elbow.

01:16:23.000 But on average, Wanderlei Silva's going against Crow Cop.

01:16:27.000 No doubt. 0.92

01:16:27.000 All these monsters. 0.92

01:16:29.000 No doubt. 0.94

01:16:29.000 Where a jab can break your nose. 0.94

01:16:31.000 Yeah, it's true.

01:16:32.000 It's a little different.

01:16:32.000 It's a good point.

01:16:33.000 It's a good point.

01:16:34.000 But still, you're a girl.

01:16:35.000 Still, wouldn't let my daughter fight.

01:16:37.000 Look at the scar on...

01:16:39.000 Let's think of a big scar that happened in MMA. Okay, like Joe Lozon.

01:16:42.000 He's got this big scar that he had to get.

01:16:44.000 He had to get that Graston method.

01:16:46.000 From what?

01:16:47.000 I believe it was a knee or a kick from one of his fights.

01:16:50.000 What's a Graston method?

01:16:51.000 They take a piece of metal and it's all about breaking up the scar tissue.

01:16:55.000 They use it for injuries.

01:16:56.000 Athletes use it for...

01:16:57.000 It's like a high-tech form of that rolfing stuff.

01:17:01.000 It's like breaking down...

01:17:02.000 Have you ever done rolfing?

01:17:03.000 Yes. 0.99

01:17:04.000 Fucking painful, right? 0.99

01:17:05.000 Yeah, it's painful. 0.99

01:17:05.000 But effective. 0.99

01:17:06.000 It leaves a mark forever. 1.00

01:17:08.000 You're fucked. 1.00

01:17:09.000 You're saying a girl like Ronda Rouse or Mishita who has a really pretty face. 1.00

01:17:13.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

01:17:13.000 They could get a giant fucking gash across their face. 1.00

01:17:17.000 We haven't seen that yet, but how weird is it going to be when there's a chick that has... 0.99

01:17:21.000 Like Jean-Jacques.

01:17:22.000 Jean-Jacques has that cut from fighting Frank Trigg.

01:17:25.000 He was shooting in for a takedown.

01:17:26.000 He got caught with a knee.

01:17:28.000 He had perfect surgery done on it.

01:17:30.000 You can't pay attention.

01:17:31.000 But Jean-Jacques is a manly man.

01:17:34.000 If he has a scar, it doesn't hurt the way he looks.

01:17:36.000 Makes him more handsome, really.

01:17:37.000 A girl, you're like... 1.00

01:17:39.000 Yeah, a girl with a four-inch scar across her face.

01:17:41.000 Hey, scarlet leather, you know what I'm saying?

01:17:44.000 It's not going to change much.

01:17:45.000 Guys are so horny.

01:17:46.000 It's not going to stop them.

01:17:48.000 Look at this!

01:17:51.000 Think of a girl like Gina Carano, though, man.

01:17:53.000 That face.

01:17:54.000 Do you see where that's happening?

01:17:56.000 Does that count as a point when she takes her down with that and stands her up? 1.00

01:17:59.000 If Gina Carano had a Tony Montana scar, it wouldn't matter. 0.93

01:18:02.000 They scored like a boxing match. 1.00

01:18:04.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:18:04.000 But I'm saying that that should be scored, right? 1.00

01:18:06.000 When you take somebody down in a single eight?

01:18:08.000 Yes, it counts.

01:18:09.000 Well, they pop right up, though.

01:18:10.000 It depends on the judges.

01:18:11.000 So if you take somebody down, somebody stands right up, it's kind of neutral, right?

01:18:16.000 Take her down, little thing. 1.00

01:18:20.000 Damn. 1.00

01:18:20.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

01:18:21.000 I bet you they give it to Rin. 0.99

01:18:23.000 Oh, you're crazy. 0.97

01:18:25.000 Really? 0.99

01:18:26.000 They might.

01:18:26.000 Two rounds, right?

01:18:27.000 She's a superstar, too.

01:18:29.000 She got the back twice.

01:18:29.000 You know what I like?

01:18:30.000 I like the Ultimate Fighter, how they have two rounds and a third.

01:18:34.000 If they go a third, the third decides it.

01:18:36.000 That's a great idea.

01:18:37.000 Don't you think?

01:18:38.000 It's not a bad idea.

01:18:38.000 They used to do that in K-1, too.

01:18:40.000 I think that's a good idea because it eliminates...

01:18:43.000 It eliminates that...

01:18:44.000 Misha's disappointed.

01:18:45.000 Those fights where you have three rounds and the first two were kind of close, but the judges gave it to the same dude. 0.98

01:18:52.000 And then the third round, the other guy ends up beating his ass and he still loses. 0.99

01:18:56.000 It's true. 0.99

01:18:56.000 You know what was weird, though, in the tough house when I was on it? 0.99

01:18:58.000 When you go two rounds, I'm like, you wouldn't know.

01:19:00.000 You go back to corner, I'm like, we're going to third!

01:19:03.000 Like, Jesus, man!

01:19:04.000 You know?

01:19:05.000 I think it's easier to score that way.

01:19:07.000 I agree.

01:19:07.000 Yeah.

01:19:08.000 For the fighters, it's kind of cool, too.

01:19:10.000 You know what I would do?

01:19:11.000 If round one went by and it was like uneventful, could have went either way, I would just not even score that round.

01:19:19.000 I would wait until the next round.

01:19:20.000 If we had another round like that, I would give them one apiece. 0.87

01:19:23.000 I agree.

01:19:24.000 And then, you know what I mean?

01:19:25.000 Why would you automatically...

01:19:27.000 Give someone a round when it went either way.

01:19:30.000 Who are they going to give it to?

01:19:33.000 Man, I don't know. 1.00

01:19:34.000 We were talking so much shit. 1.00

01:19:36.000 We would be the worst judges of all time. 1.00

01:19:39.000 We don't even know who the guys were.

01:19:41.000 They're going to give it to Nakai.

01:19:43.000 They're going to give it to Nakai.

01:19:46.000 Misha Tate.

01:19:47.000 Shazam.

01:19:49.000 Shazam.

01:19:50.000 Unanimous decision.

01:19:51.000 Are there any boos?

01:19:55.000 They don't even blow Japan.

01:19:56.000 They just respect the warrior spirit.

01:19:58.000 Watching fights in Japan is awesome, man.

01:20:00.000 Because while the fights are going on, everyone's dead quiet.

01:20:03.000 It's really cool.

01:20:04.000 She gonna call out Ronda here?

01:20:06.000 She needs to go to wildcard and work on her striking. 0.98

01:20:08.000 Powerful Brian Stan looking slick.

01:20:12.000 Got that bob cut. 0.99

01:20:15.000 Look, it's not my favorite sexy accent, but goddamn Japanese is pretty hot. 0.99

01:20:19.000 There's something about it. 0.99

01:20:20.000 Not in my top.

01:20:21.000 It's not my favorite.

01:20:22.000 Not in my top.

01:20:25.000 Uniquely sexy about it.

01:20:26.000 Really?

01:20:26.000 The English accent.

01:20:27.000 That's the best one.

01:20:29.000 It's very submissive.

01:20:30.000 That's pretty good. 1.00

01:20:31.000 That's the best shit. 1.00

01:20:32.000 Well, Spanish is pretty hot, too. 1.00

01:20:34.000 Yeah, Spanish.

01:20:34.000 I'd say Spanish.

01:20:35.000 I'd say Spanish.

01:20:36.000 Well, you're Mexican, man. 0.99

01:20:37.000 That's not exotic to you.

01:20:39.000 Although that modern family chick, that Cuban chick. 1.00

01:20:40.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:20:42.000 Sophia.

01:20:42.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:20:44.000 It's impossible to get hotter than that.

01:20:45.000 I'd have kids with her right now.

01:20:47.000 If they called me up, I'd do it right now.

01:20:48.000 I want to know the story.

01:20:49.000 They need to do an episode one special.

01:20:51.000 How did he get hurt?

01:20:52.000 They need to rewind and go back.

01:20:54.000 Who got her?

01:20:55.000 Like how Ed O'Neal got her.

01:20:57.000 How did they meet?

01:21:01.000 How did he pull that off? 1.00

01:21:03.000 Maybe he's rich as shit and she's a freaking... 1.00

01:21:05.000 Maybe he's got a dick like Donald Cerrone's arm. 1.00

01:21:08.000 It's true. 1.00

01:21:09.000 It's a big Just like a fucking strong 155 pounder. 0.99

01:21:20.000 Strong, lean, 155 pounder who throws hard knuckles. 0.99

01:21:24.000 With an aggressive attitude. 1.00

01:21:25.000 That's what his dick looks like. 1.00

01:21:26.000 He just pulls it out. 1.00

01:21:28.000 He's just veiny. 1.00

01:21:30.000 He pulls it out like he's a fucking fight in a fire. 1.00

01:21:33.000 Just holds it up. 0.99

01:21:35.000 A vein, a vein, the size of my index finger.

01:21:38.000 And she's fighting a fire.

01:21:40.000 It's hypnotic. 1.00

01:21:40.000 She's that big old angry piss hole. 1.00

01:21:42.000 Like a fucking, one of those snake fish. 1.00

01:21:44.000 What's with your piss hole, bro? 1.00

01:21:46.000 One of those fish that can crawl out of a lake and walk for a mile. 0.99

01:21:49.000 That's what it looks like.

01:21:50.000 And you can see it breathe.

01:21:51.000 It's just breathing. 0.84

01:21:53.000 It's got gills where the cock flares out in the mushroom head. 0.98

01:21:57.000 It's got gills.

01:21:58.000 And it's slimy.

01:22:00.000 It's always slimy.

01:22:01.000 Always just wet.

01:22:02.000 In the middle of the desert, he pulls it out. 1.00

01:22:04.000 His dick is glistening. 1.00

01:22:05.000 It has a runny nose. 1.00

01:22:07.000 It carries salmonella.

01:22:09.000 Like alien's tongue.

01:22:10.000 Remember when the alien pulls his tongue out and everything drips? 0.92

01:22:13.000 What if fitness dicks was a sport? 0.85

01:22:17.000 Tomato red.

01:22:18.000 You get judged on the veins.

01:22:23.000 There's got to be something like that already, right?

01:22:28.000 Amir Sadala, if I'm not incorrect, he has been out for a long time.

01:22:33.000 Two years.

01:22:34.000 Jamie, pull out Amir Sadala's record.

01:22:36.000 He's been out for two years, for sure?

01:22:38.000 Wow, he was a really good fighter, and then he fought Ludwig, and Ludwig kind of picked him apart, and that was a big loss.

01:22:46.000 Ludwig broke him.

01:22:47.000 Ludwig really lit him up.

01:22:48.000 Because he was really becoming a very good striker.

01:22:51.000 Very high volume.

01:22:53.000 He was into that Muay Thai style.

01:22:55.000 But Ludwig was on another level.

01:22:56.000 There's certain guys when they begin their career and they face a guy where they can't do anything and they never come back from it.

01:23:02.000 It's weird, right?

01:23:03.000 It was a style matchup.

01:23:05.000 He had lost to wrestlers before he came back stronger, but Dwayne Ludwig, when he's on, was one of the most technical, most proficient, and most educated strikers in MMA. Ever.

01:23:15.000 Ever.

01:23:16.000 Ever.

01:23:16.000 He's so educated, which is why he's such a good trainer.

01:23:22.000 The reason why he's such a good trainer is because he's so educated in all tactics, all movement.

01:23:28.000 And he's been there.

01:23:28.000 Most trainers have it.

01:23:30.000 When we were working out with him, man, I saw him correcting all these little things with you, and all I could think of is, God damn, if Schaub could work with this guy every day, if you could work with Dwayne every day, it would change your game a lot. 0.75

01:23:43.000 You're a sponge, and when you're with that guy and he's showing you stuff, and he's a freak. 0.71

01:23:47.000 I love Dwayne.

01:23:48.000 He's a sponge and a freak.

01:23:49.000 He's trying to just fill you up, and you're like, come on, show me what you got.

01:23:52.000 And you guys, that was a fun workout session to watch, man.

01:23:54.000 That was so much fun.

01:23:55.000 But that fight was just a bad fight for Amir.

01:23:58.000 It was the wrong style. 0.95

01:23:59.000 Dwayne was too goddamn good on his feet. 0.91

01:24:01.000 And Dwayne came into that fight healthy. 0.95

01:24:03.000 That was always Dwayne's thing.

01:24:06.000 He always cut too much weight.

01:24:07.000 He's never healthy.

01:24:08.000 He trained too hard.

01:24:09.000 He's been fighting for so long in kickboxing.

01:24:13.000 It finally caught up to him when he got to the UFC. And Dwayne's a guy where if he came in now...

01:24:18.000 You're talking superstar with his skill set and his work ethic.

01:24:23.000 It's just he was a little too late, you know what I'm saying?

01:24:25.000 Obviously, coaching's worked out for him with Tito Dillshaw.

01:24:28.000 Tremendously.

01:24:29.000 I'm just saying, you fast forward and start Dwayne 10 years later, he's a superstar.

01:24:33.000 He's a superstar with his work ethic.

01:24:35.000 Dwayne is not genetically gifted.

01:24:37.000 He's got a regular athletic body.

01:24:40.000 It's his intelligence and his knowledge and his drive and his focus.

01:24:43.000 And his demeanor.

01:24:43.000 His demeanor.

01:24:44.000 Listen, when we'd come to the gym and they were sparring, Dwayne would be the first one in the cage.

01:24:49.000 Me and Shane would look at each other and be like, I ain't going with him, you go.

01:24:51.000 Is that right?

01:24:52.000 I ain't going with him, you go.

01:24:53.000 We'd argue.

01:24:54.000 We had to go first with him.

01:24:56.000 He would walk through everything and keep going.

01:24:57.000 Walk, walk, walk. 1.00

01:24:58.000 Damn. 1.00

01:24:59.000 Yeah, he was a fantastic striker. 0.99

01:25:01.000 With heavyweights, with guys in size, it's crazy. 0.99

01:25:03.000 And you talk to us, like, you better not, don't take me down, don't be a bitch and take me down. 1.00

01:25:07.000 And I'd be like, okay, better not take me down. 1.00

01:25:09.000 Damn. 1.00

01:25:10.000 So I'm sitting there striking with his ass. 1.00

01:25:11.000 Damn. 1.00

01:25:13.000 What do you think about, are you practicing turning sidekicks or wheel kicks? 1.00

01:25:18.000 Uh, not wheel kicks.

01:25:19.000 Yeah, we talked about that.

01:25:19.000 Can we listen to his walkout music, please?

01:25:21.000 Well, he comes out with the Sopranos music, Brian.

01:25:24.000 It's boring.

01:25:25.000 I hate that old music.

01:25:26.000 So you've actually taken a lesson from Joe?

01:25:29.000 No.

01:25:29.000 On turning sidekicks?

01:25:30.000 No, no. 0.99

01:25:31.000 Man, that would be a good fucking idea. 0.99

01:25:33.000 He's right here. 0.99

01:25:33.000 He's your boy. 0.99

01:25:34.000 Well, we did a little kicking stuff.

01:25:36.000 I know, we did something.

01:25:36.000 I mean, think about how hard he kicks.

01:25:38.000 I'm telling you, this December 6th fight, I'm telling you.

01:25:41.000 He's caught it.

01:25:41.000 We got some stuff.

01:25:42.000 I believe you.

01:25:44.000 I will have the best training.

01:25:45.000 The Mally guys I'm bringing in to mimic Travis Brown. 1.00

01:25:48.000 I'm telling you, we got it.

01:25:50.000 You'll be just fine.

01:25:51.000 We're working on dealing with that front side kick or the front snap kick he does?

01:25:56.000 It's the biggest fight of my life.

01:25:57.000 It's the biggest fight of my life.

01:25:58.000 It's the Jackson's camp.

01:26:00.000 They're hitting that oblique kick.

01:26:01.000 He's not at Jackson's anymore, though.

01:26:02.000 But he's still going to train there.

01:26:03.000 He's not.

01:26:04.000 He just announced he's doing the whole camp in Glendale at Ronda's camp.

01:26:08.000 Well, look, he still learned a lot from Winkle John.

01:26:10.000 Oh, 100%.

01:26:10.000 He's still going to have that stuff.

01:26:13.000 Jesus Christ, how jacked does Akiyama look at 170?

01:26:16.000 Bodied up.

01:26:17.000 We call that a dime piece.

01:26:20.000 He's 11. He's 11. We've got to make a new meter.

01:26:23.000 He certainly is an 11. He makes GSP look like a little pudgy.

01:26:26.000 He does.

01:26:26.000 And he's got a beautiful voice.

01:26:28.000 He does.

01:26:28.000 No, but he does.

01:26:29.000 That's kind of impossible.

01:26:30.000 Golden tonsils. 0.98

01:26:31.000 No bullshit. 1.00

01:26:32.000 He is fucking unbelievable shredded. 1.00

01:26:34.000 And those gold trunks? 0.99

01:26:35.000 Did you see his ESPN in Captain America?

01:26:37.000 He did a good job. 0.99

01:26:38.000 Oh, fuck yeah, he did. 0.99

01:26:39.000 Yep. 1.00

01:26:41.000 He's good at playing a martial arts killer.

01:26:43.000 Who would have thunk it?

01:26:45.000 Greatest welterweight of all time is also good at playing one of the greatest fighters of all time.

01:26:51.000 What are the odds?

01:26:53.000 The kid's shredded.

01:26:54.000 Look at Akiyama.

01:26:55.000 He's doing very well.

01:26:56.000 That's what you get when you sing.

01:26:59.000 When you practice singing, your body has to be in very good shape. 0.99

01:27:03.000 How much vagina is he getting? 1.00

01:27:04.000 I think he's only had a couple of fights at 170. If not, this might be his debut at 170. What's he usually fight at? 0.99

01:27:10.000 185. 185. You ever see the fight with Lieben?

01:27:13.000 Lieben?

01:27:14.000 I did see that fight.

01:27:15.000 One of the greatest fights ever.

01:27:16.000 As far as entertainment value?

01:27:18.000 Entertainment.

01:27:19.000 Technique-wise, no.

01:27:20.000 Entertainment for sure.

01:27:21.000 Look at the back of his back.

01:27:21.000 Look at where his lats are.

01:27:23.000 Look at how low those lats are. 0.96

01:27:25.000 Those are chimp lats. 0.88

01:27:27.000 That's judo, son.

01:27:28.000 Is that what it is?

01:27:29.000 That's judo. 0.96

01:27:29.000 He's a famous singer, and he's a famous Japanese MMA fighter. 0.96

01:27:34.000 Do you think he's the married, I'm gonna be faithful celebrity, or do you think he's just running shit? 1.00

01:27:41.000 We don't know. 1.00

01:27:42.000 I think he's running vicious, vicious trains on Japanese women. 1.00

01:27:48.000 They do some They do some weird shit where they, like, shit on each other. 1.00

01:27:53.000 They dress up as bunnies. 1.00

01:27:55.000 This ass is bad for the sport! 1.00

01:27:57.000 Brandon! 1.00

01:27:57.000 I'm not saying he does it! 1.00

01:27:59.000 I'm not saying he does it!

01:28:00.000 You've gone too far, man!

01:28:02.000 You mean when they wrap their heads in saran wrap and they breathe out of smalls? 1.00

01:28:05.000 This might be the shoutiest podcast ever of all shouty podcasts.

01:28:09.000 It is 2am almost.

01:28:10.000 It's 2am and we're lit up like Christmas trees in here.

01:28:13.000 No, I'm only drinking coffee, my man.

01:28:15.000 I'm drinking.

01:28:16.000 But when you do wrap your face in saran wrap...

01:28:18.000 Look at the bottom of his lats, the line.

01:28:19.000 Jesus Christ.

01:28:20.000 He doesn't have a lower back, dude.

01:28:22.000 By the way, I got a nice back.

01:28:23.000 It's hard for me to give it up.

01:28:24.000 He's got a beautiful bow.

01:28:25.000 His judo.

01:28:27.000 His judo's insane.

01:28:28.000 But he was always like a very fit, thick guy. 1.00

01:28:31.000 But at 170, he looks like a fucking alien. 1.00

01:28:34.000 Wow. 1.00

01:28:35.000 He's shredded.

01:28:36.000 Look at him.

01:28:36.000 Strong boyfriend.

01:28:38.000 Dude, I'm going to start bowing before my fights.

01:28:39.000 Wait a minute.

01:28:40.000 It says boyfriend on his banner?

01:28:41.000 I hope so.

01:28:42.000 That's his girl right there.

01:28:44.000 They said, oh, Amir Sadal, he took two years off.

01:28:46.000 Hey, we got one.

01:28:47.000 Fly to Japan and fight this dime piece for us. 0.99

01:28:50.000 But the dime piece is taking some time off, too.

01:28:52.000 Dime piece is busy making bank singing.

01:28:54.000 Singing.

01:28:55.000 Yeah, that doesn't keep you hungry.

01:28:57.000 Singing at the stadiums.

01:28:58.000 I agree.

01:28:58.000 That body keeps you hungry, though.

01:29:00.000 What's Amir Sadal been doing for a living these days?

01:29:02.000 He hasn't fought in two years.

01:29:03.000 He's been teaching.

01:29:06.000 Lats of the year.

01:29:07.000 Come on.

01:29:07.000 Who has better lats than him?

01:29:08.000 He looks pretty bouncy.

01:29:09.000 Who has better lats?

01:29:10.000 Amir's movement was always good, man.

01:29:13.000 Dwayne was just a step ahead of him in that fight.

01:29:16.000 And Dwayne hurt him with a left hook, I think.

01:29:19.000 Left hook, yeah.

01:29:19.000 Amir's never been known for his power.

01:29:21.000 I feel like Akiyama's going to have some power.

01:29:22.000 Yeah, that is true.

01:29:24.000 Akiyama has some brutal, brutal power.

01:29:26.000 Come on, seriously.

01:29:28.000 Am I just stoned out of my mind?

01:29:31.000 Or am I tripping on his lats?

01:29:33.000 No, he's very big, Eddie.

01:29:35.000 And he has a chin, too.

01:29:37.000 Akiyama can take some punishment.

01:29:38.000 Oh, he took him down.

01:29:39.000 Guys, I want to use this expression.

01:29:41.000 He's a high-level judoka.

01:29:43.000 But Sadala has some good jiu-jitsu.

01:29:45.000 He won some fights in the UFC in his Ultimate Fighter.

01:29:49.000 He won some fights with armbars.

01:29:50.000 He's fighting a high-level judoka.

01:29:55.000 With beautiful skin.

01:29:57.000 God, that's good skin.

01:29:58.000 It's almost gold.

01:30:00.000 Dude, it's not almost.

01:30:01.000 You can take almost out of that statement.

01:30:03.000 He's got gold skin. 1.00

01:30:04.000 Fuck big brown. 1.00

01:30:05.000 How about big gold? 1.00

01:30:06.000 You're damn right. 0.79

01:30:07.000 Jesus, man. 0.90

01:30:08.000 Medium gold.

01:30:09.000 We call him medium gold. 1.00

01:30:10.000 He makes me look like shit. 1.00

01:30:11.000 He's a beautiful man. 1.00

01:30:12.000 Well, there's some Asians that cross into that, like, darker realm of skin. 0.99

01:30:15.000 They got a little Polynesian in them.

01:30:17.000 Yeah, Polynesian.

01:30:18.000 He's literally Polynesian.

01:30:20.000 Well, the ties can get really dark. 0.99

01:30:21.000 Or maybe he's just straight Japanese and just fucking goes to the tanning salon. 1.00

01:30:25.000 He's Korean. 1.00

01:30:25.000 He can go to the tanning salon. 1.00

01:30:27.000 You know what I mean?

01:30:27.000 Can I tell you guys something?

01:30:28.000 It's 2014. He comes from a different land.

01:30:31.000 He's a golden man.

01:30:32.000 Passing guard.

01:30:32.000 He's got a deep Brazilian guard.

01:30:34.000 That's my boyfriend right there.

01:30:35.000 Oh, he jumps right back into it.

01:30:37.000 Why would he step back in?

01:30:38.000 You guys are grapplers.

01:30:39.000 What?

01:30:40.000 He didn't like it.

01:30:41.000 Okay.

01:30:41.000 Didn't like something.

01:30:42.000 He thought maybe he was going to get his back took.

01:30:43.000 No, he had the underhook.

01:30:45.000 Yeah, he wouldn't.

01:30:46.000 But why would he go backwards then?

01:30:47.000 That's...

01:30:48.000 It's a sign of an unsure passer.

01:30:52.000 Some guys like to hold this position too, right?

01:30:54.000 Randy Couture said they're not comfortable in the side control.

01:30:57.000 Most guys who are heavy top grapplers stay in half guard.

01:31:02.000 They're comfortable.

01:31:03.000 They can do damage and control.

01:31:05.000 Side control has more escapes.

01:31:07.000 Yeah, that's what Randy was saying.

01:31:09.000 His skin is straight up gold.

01:31:12.000 It's distracting.

01:31:13.000 All I can see is this gold skin.

01:31:15.000 As well, that's the only thing that matters in this fight.

01:31:17.000 How about the gold shorts to go with the gold skin?

01:31:19.000 I love those shorts.

01:31:21.000 The shorts are perfect.

01:31:22.000 It's like a black-on-black Mercedes.

01:31:26.000 Rolling down the street with high tint.

01:31:28.000 And that boyfriend patch on his shorts.

01:31:30.000 What is that? 0.99

01:31:31.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

01:31:32.000 Sexy Akiyama. 1.00

01:31:34.000 Do you remember when Sakurabi used to go into the cage with a shirt that just said water?

01:31:38.000 Water, yes.

01:31:38.000 Water and glasses and weird fake glasses.

01:31:41.000 It's in the Japanese.

01:31:42.000 Water just looks so good.

01:31:43.000 It's just like an ancient symbol.

01:31:45.000 Like the word water.

01:31:47.000 Like, it's just beautiful.

01:31:48.000 He was just full of irony.

01:31:49.000 Full of irony.

01:31:50.000 The symmetry to them.

01:31:51.000 The words, right?

01:31:52.000 It looked like hieroglyphs. 1.00

01:31:53.000 Wow, we wear goofy shit. 1.00

01:31:55.000 We wear Japanese shit. 1.00

01:31:57.000 Dudes have Japanese things tattooed on them. 1.00

01:31:58.000 They don't even know what it means.

01:31:59.000 Brian got, and I think it was Chinese, he thought he was getting Brian tattooed on his arm, and it says waterfall.

01:32:07.000 He didn't know. 0.96

01:32:08.000 He wanted his name tattooed on his arm, and the dude fucked it up. 0.98

01:32:13.000 Waterfall. 0.98

01:32:14.000 Probably an American dude.

01:32:15.000 Oh, Big Elbow by Akiyama.

01:32:17.000 Akiyama looks heavy on top.

01:32:19.000 Well, he's such a good grappler. 0.99

01:32:22.000 You know, those judo guys are so goddamn strong. 0.98

01:32:26.000 Yep. 0.99

01:32:26.000 Gonzaga's similar to this. 0.99

01:32:27.000 Jutoka.

01:32:28.000 Jutoka.

01:32:30.000 Gonzaga's another one.

01:32:31.000 Like Shane Carwin in a lot of ways.

01:32:32.000 So heavy.

01:32:32.000 His knockout power.

01:32:33.000 When he gets onto the scale, he walks onto the stage where the scale is.

01:32:38.000 It's a different thing.

01:32:39.000 It's like a stone man is walking on.

01:32:41.000 He's fighting Mitreona.

01:32:43.000 I know.

01:32:43.000 You know what?

01:32:44.000 Sadala just turned that... 0.92

01:32:46.000 A standing clinch against him, you know?

01:32:49.000 Yeah, he's back up.

01:32:49.000 Look at this.

01:32:50.000 I think he's a real legit judoka.

01:32:53.000 Oh! 0.60

01:32:54.000 Back kick! 0.97

01:32:55.000 Back kick! 0.97

01:32:56.000 Back kick! 0.97

01:32:56.000 No extension. 0.97

01:32:57.000 No extension.

01:32:58.000 He hit it and then he pulled out of it.

01:33:00.000 Well, no extension.

01:33:02.000 Jammed it, right?

01:33:03.000 Well, it's not that.

01:33:04.000 No.

01:33:04.000 These guys, they don't have the extension.

01:33:07.000 They're doing the technique in a way that works.

01:33:10.000 Too close?

01:33:10.000 No.

01:33:11.000 Even when it's in close, man.

01:33:13.000 Still extend.

01:33:14.000 You gotta extend it.

01:33:15.000 Whenever you throw that kick, it's never bouncing off.

01:33:19.000 Ever.

01:33:19.000 You never bounce off.

01:33:21.000 You always extend.

01:33:22.000 And landing.

01:33:23.000 Always.

01:33:23.000 It's just a matter of they're doing it wrong.

01:33:25.000 It's a complex technique.

01:33:27.000 There's a lot of steps to the spinning back kick or turning side kick.

01:33:30.000 They're two totally different kicks, really.

01:33:33.000 We always called it the turning side kick in the Taekwondo schools.

01:33:36.000 But when I started doing kickboxing, they would say, show them that spinning back kick.

01:33:41.000 So I would start calling it the spinning back kick because I figured that was the karate guys.

01:33:44.000 That's what they called it.

01:33:45.000 But it's a side kick.

01:33:47.000 The knee comes up high and there's an extension.

01:33:50.000 That's how Akiyama threw it.

01:33:51.000 There's the back kick version, how Chuck used to throw it, with the toes down and the heel up.

01:33:56.000 And that's a powerful kick, too.

01:33:57.000 It's like a donkey kick.

01:33:58.000 It's a little different. 0.99

01:33:59.000 But you can fuck a guy up with that, too. 0.98

01:34:01.000 It's all a matter of reps and, most importantly... 0.94

01:34:04.000 When you do the reps, you have to extend.

01:34:07.000 And a lot of guys don't extend.

01:34:08.000 They bounce off of it.

01:34:10.000 Your short says body friend, by the way.

01:34:12.000 Body friend.

01:34:13.000 All of them.

01:34:13.000 All the ones he throws, if they land perfectly, very hard to survive.

01:34:22.000 If you have a video of hitting somebody with one, that video from that Taekwondo tournament, you finally have something that's online.

01:34:28.000 You've got to use it as a defense, too.

01:34:29.000 That was a nice one.

01:34:30.000 It landed.

01:34:30.000 It was good.

01:34:30.000 He just didn't extend.

01:34:31.000 See how he bounced off?

01:34:33.000 It should have been the opposite.

01:34:36.000 The right leg should have been forward.

01:34:38.000 At the end of it, it should have been so much force going forward that his right leg was forward.

01:34:42.000 It should have been a no-denial thing.

01:34:45.000 And if you throw a front kick, front kick is a perfect example, because it's a pretty easy technique to master.

01:34:50.000 You pick the knee up, it's very normal mechanics, but when you throw a front kick, you almost always go forward with the kick.

01:34:57.000 You very rarely throw a front kick and then pull it all the way back behind you.

01:35:00.000 That's not a natural movement.

01:35:02.000 Because to do the front kick and put weight into it, you're going to naturally step forward.

01:35:06.000 Well, you should do the same thing with a turning side kick.

01:35:08.000 It's just people, they just haven't been taught right.

01:35:10.000 That's all it is.

01:35:11.000 This is the one thing that drives me nuts.

01:35:13.000 Nice high kick by Sadala.

01:35:15.000 There's the one thing that drives me nuts at all martial arts techniques.

01:35:18.000 It is that one technique, the spinning back kick or the turning side kick.

01:35:21.000 Drives you nuts.

01:35:22.000 It's the one that drives me nuts because I know the potential of it.

01:35:24.000 And then I've shown it to people and they go, I didn't even know this.

01:35:27.000 I'm like, I know you didn't know.

01:35:29.000 There's a lot of people that don't know it.

01:35:30.000 It's just a matter of doing the technique correctly.

01:35:33.000 Like Dennis Seaver, he does it correctly. 0.99

01:35:35.000 Fuck yeah, he does. 1.00

01:35:36.000 When that guy throws it, that motherfucker extends. 1.00

01:35:39.000 You never know what's coming. 1.00

01:35:40.000 Because he'll throw that shit only like once or twice in a fight. 0.99

01:35:43.000 Wouldn't you say you and him have similar builds for that kick though? 0.99

01:35:46.000 That's why he's so good at it?

01:35:47.000 No, because my friend Larry Jones had a better turning sidekick than me.

01:35:50.000 Larry was like 6'3", 6'4", somewhere around then.

01:35:53.000 And he fought at heavyweight in Taekwondo tournaments.

01:35:56.000 Larry, I was always short, but Larry was always, he had these ridiculous legs. 0.99

01:36:01.000 They would go up to his tits. 1.00

01:36:03.000 And he would throw this front leg sidekick like you couldn't fuck with it. 1.00

01:36:07.000 The reason I developed my front leg sidekick was because of my friend Larry. 0.97

01:36:11.000 His is way superior to mine.

01:36:13.000 There was like three guys that had these vicious front leg sidekicks.

01:36:17.000 Like Conor McGregor almost, right?

01:36:19.000 No, no.

01:36:19.000 Way better.

01:36:20.000 Way better.

01:36:21.000 But he's pretty good with those.

01:36:22.000 Yes, he's good with it.

01:36:23.000 You see guys who've been doing it the whole life by talking to other guys that can break your insides, man.

01:36:29.000 They use it as defense.

01:36:31.000 As you come in, they'll time it and use your body. 0.99

01:36:34.000 As you move in, they'll back kick you.

01:36:35.000 They just don't have all the other stuff.

01:36:37.000 They're just missing all the other stuff.

01:36:40.000 Akiyama keeps getting hit with this head kick, man.

01:36:42.000 This left high kick.

01:36:43.000 Yeah, but Amir's just grazing him with it.

01:36:46.000 I know, he's not committing to it.

01:36:48.000 My friend Leroy Rodriguez, he had kicks, front leg kicks, that were so fucking fast, when people would spar him, like when he was in his prime, he was like one of J. Kim's top black belts.

01:37:00.000 Oh, that's right! 0.88

01:37:02.000 He tagged him.

01:37:03.000 Nice right.

01:37:04.000 Akiyama's got a vicious right hand, man. 0.78

01:37:05.000 Heavy.

01:37:06.000 This dude, him and Larry Jones, this other dude, his name was Major Battle.

01:37:10.000 That was his real name.

01:37:11.000 Larry Leroy Major Battle. 1.00

01:37:13.000 You walk into the gym, don't fuck with Larry Leroy Major Battle. 0.99

01:37:17.000 Meanwhile, three of the nicest guys you would ever want to meet. 0.99

01:37:19.000 Leroy's still a good friend to this day.

01:37:20.000 But if you saw those guys throw front leg kicks, it would change your whole idea of what's possible with those things.

01:37:27.000 Oh! 0.60

01:37:28.000 Oh, he's hurting him.

01:37:29.000 Oh, no.

01:37:29.000 Amir's in trouble.

01:37:30.000 Oh, Amir's still throwing that kick.

01:37:31.000 He got tagged again.

01:37:32.000 Amir's tough, man.

01:37:35.000 Amir's pretty good at keeping guys off of him, but he's getting tagged.

01:37:38.000 I don't know about this.

01:37:40.000 He's got to get some distance here.

01:37:42.000 Good ground and pound, man.

01:37:43.000 But look, Amir's got the feet on the hips. 0.98

01:37:45.000 But those judo guys are always so good standing up, man.

01:37:47.000 So heavy.

01:37:49.000 Dude, he's got him dead to rights here.

01:37:51.000 Look at this.

01:37:52.000 Oh, look at this, Amir.

01:37:53.000 Going for a try. 1.00

01:37:54.000 Throwing up some shit. 0.99

01:37:55.000 Not going to work. 0.99

01:37:56.000 Oh, man.

01:38:00.000 Akiyama said, oh, you guys put words on your shorts? 1.00

01:38:02.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:38:02.000 Check this picture of a watch out. 1.00

01:38:04.000 I have gold skin, bitches. 1.00

01:38:07.000 I got gold skin! 1.00

01:38:09.000 I'm a chosen one! 1.00

01:38:11.000 Check out my dick, it's right between your legs. 1.00

01:38:12.000 Amaratsu, Amaratsu, the sun god, Amaratsu has chosen me to be his messenger. 1.00

01:38:19.000 But my point, when I was talking about these kicks, Shaab, you got long ass fucking legs, dude. 0.99

01:38:24.000 You could throw some vicious kicks. 0.99

01:38:26.000 If you ever met my friend Larry, who's like your size, and you saw what that guy can do with his front leg, he would fold bags in half with his front leg side kick.

01:38:34.000 Just extend. 0.90

01:38:37.000 You know, he's this big black guy. 1.00

01:38:39.000 And just long fucking legs and just extend. 1.00

01:38:43.000 Folding bags in half. 0.99

01:38:44.000 Folding.

01:38:44.000 And you couldn't...

01:38:45.000 With a front foot sidekick?

01:38:46.000 He would kickbox guys, and dudes who had never faced a guy that had a front leg like that, they had no idea what to do with him.

01:38:53.000 They couldn't figure out how to get in on him.

01:38:55.000 Really hard.

01:38:55.000 The problem with it, though, is it was all being developed when there was no leg kicks.

01:38:59.000 So I think a good Thai guy would just start attacking his legs, and it would limit a lot of the techniques you could pull off. 1.00

01:39:05.000 But those guys were all above-the-waist kickboxers, and he was fucking them up. 0.80

01:39:09.000 And all that tells me is that that's a technique that's not being utilized. 0.96

01:39:13.000 Ooh, good upkicks by Amir.

01:39:14.000 Tyler!

01:39:15.000 Thai guys don't use back kicks, though.

01:39:16.000 Sometimes they do.

01:39:18.000 Some of those guys do.

01:39:19.000 Especially the guys, the Muay Thai guys from Holland. 0.97

01:39:21.000 They'll mix shit up. 1.00

01:39:22.000 Badar Hari, that motherfucker throws wheel kicks. 0.99

01:39:25.000 It's almost better, if you're going to raise a fighter from the time he's five and on, it's almost better to get him into Taekwondo early, to get him used to the aerials and all the fancy, crazy kicks, and then at 12, get him into Muay Thai. 0.99

01:39:38.000 So he'd be learning Muay Thai, but he'll still throw...

01:39:41.000 He'll still throw those spinning kicks.

01:39:42.000 But they're both two different distances, and it's two different techniques.

01:39:46.000 Yeah, but it's not.

01:39:47.000 So if you had a five-year-old and you had to train him, what do you start him with?

01:39:51.000 Taekwondo.

01:39:51.000 Taekwondo, yeah.

01:39:52.000 And gymnastics.

01:39:54.000 It's also, you're going to develop the dexterity for those weird moves that are super dangerous when you get really good at them.

01:40:00.000 Eddie always equates, oh, look at Sadal, gets out from the back door.

01:40:03.000 Almost.

01:40:04.000 Is he out?

01:40:04.000 Yes.

01:40:05.000 I put my kid in jiu-jitsu at five.

01:40:06.000 Well, Eddie always equates it, that's not a bad call either, but Eddie always equates it to rubber guard techniques. 0.92

01:40:13.000 Because if you teach someone rubber guard techniques, and it's the first time they've tried it, they're like, oh, this shit isn't going to work, I'm not flexible enough. 0.63

01:40:20.000 Well, that's the same thing if you show someone a wheel kick. 0.97

01:40:22.000 You tell me the wheel kick's never going to work?

01:40:24.000 Hold a pad for a guy like Barboza.

01:40:26.000 Hold the pad and let him wheel kick you. 1.00

01:40:28.000 And you hit that pad and you go, oh shit, I need to know this. 1.00

01:40:32.000 It forces his opponent to really focus on that and take time away from other shit. 0.99

01:40:38.000 You've got to be terrified of that wheel kick. 0.99

01:40:40.000 You've got to be terrified of all of his kicks.

01:40:43.000 It's part of the training camp. 1.00

01:40:44.000 Stay away from that motherfucker. 1.00

01:40:45.000 Stay away from those fucking crazy kicks. 1.00

01:40:46.000 Every day they're going to be dealing with it. 1.00

01:40:48.000 Barbell has stopped two fucking guys in the UFC with leg kicks. 0.98

01:40:52.000 I mean, his kicks are brutal. 0.99

01:40:54.000 Look what John Jones is doing.

01:40:55.000 John Jones, I would suggest, and I don't know shit because I've never fought in MMA, but I would guess, I would hypothesize, if you want to be a striker, or you want to be a fighter, rather, in the UFC, if you're interested in fighting in the UFC and challenging for the belt one day,

01:41:15.000 Do what Jon Jones is doing as far as everything on your feet, including the wrestling and the striking especially.

01:41:22.000 He's throwing everything.

01:41:24.000 Jon Jones is throwing everything.

01:41:26.000 Spinning back fists, spinning back elbows, turning side kicks, kung fu kicks to the side.

01:41:31.000 Improvising, improvising.

01:41:32.000 There's not a kick that he hasn't thrown.

01:41:34.000 I can't plan for it.

01:41:35.000 Maybe the jump spinning inside crescent kick, we really haven't seen that one.

01:41:40.000 Only in Jackie Chan movies.

01:41:41.000 That's the last kick.

01:41:43.000 That's the last of the kicks.

01:41:44.000 Well, you know, there's a spinning crescent kick that's really effective.

01:41:48.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

01:41:48.000 When you're coming in with this side like this, and you're going, we haven't seen that one.

01:41:52.000 Well, it doesn't work too much.

01:41:54.000 For me, at least, it didn't work too much this way.

01:41:57.000 Like, the inside crescent kick, I gave up on a long time ago. 1.00

01:41:59.000 What if you hurt a guy standing, and then you finish with that motherfucker? 0.99

01:42:03.000 Because of the angle. 1.00

01:42:04.000 Have you ever seen me do a spinning crescent kick?

01:42:06.000 I never showed you that.

01:42:07.000 Yeah, you showed me everything, I'm sure.

01:42:09.000 No, no, no, I bet I haven't.

01:42:10.000 It's like you hit like this, with the outside of the foot, like that, you spin around.

01:42:14.000 We haven't seen a knockout with that either.

01:42:16.000 We haven't seen a knockout with that.

01:42:17.000 It's a close range kick.

01:42:19.000 It's a weird kick.

01:42:20.000 You do it from a different range.

01:42:21.000 I never did it, but my friend Ed Shorter was really good at it.

01:42:25.000 My friend Ed Shorter knocked out guys with that.

01:42:27.000 He had a wicked spinning crescent kick.

01:42:29.000 He would throw that more than he would throw the wheel kick.

01:42:32.000 It was an awkward technique.

01:42:34.000 I think Jon Jones throws everything except those.

01:42:37.000 The last new kick I think was to make a big impact in all of MMA and how everyone trains is that front snap kick and the rear snap kick right to the jaw, right to the chest. 0.69

01:42:49.000 Travis Boundby throwing them. 0.99

01:42:50.000 I know you've been studying that shit. 0.99

01:42:52.000 And also Josh Thompson throws them a lot. 1.00

01:42:54.000 A lot.

01:42:54.000 Cerrone throws him a lot.

01:42:56.000 And of course, Kakuno is known for that shit. 0.99

01:42:59.000 So now, that is the hottest kick, right? 1.00

01:43:02.000 That's the newest, hottest kick that people are actually spending time trying to master it.

01:43:08.000 When before, there was no special time spent for that front snap kick.

01:43:13.000 But now it's real.

01:43:14.000 Oh! 0.60

01:43:15.000 We even talked about that on video.

01:43:17.000 That's the craziest thing ever.

01:43:18.000 Yeah, we talked about it years ago.

01:43:20.000 You know what's the next kick, man?

01:43:21.000 I asked you.

01:43:21.000 I asked you in your gym.

01:43:22.000 I didn't think so. 0.99

01:43:23.000 I said, why haven't we seen the front snap kick to the fucking jaw? 1.00

01:43:28.000 And then you said some great shit about it. 0.99

01:43:30.000 And then, boom, that's when Anderson or... 0.99

01:43:32.000 Landed on Vitor.

01:43:33.000 Yeah, that was the first one.

01:43:34.000 And then Machida on Randy Couture. 0.99

01:43:36.000 And then now everyone's fucking throwing them. 0.97

01:43:38.000 And then your boy, Travis Brown, on Alistair Overeem. 0.99

01:43:41.000 Yeah.

01:43:42.000 You know what I think the next one is?

01:43:44.000 The axe kick.

01:43:45.000 Axe kicks are very effective.

01:43:47.000 We don't really see them.

01:43:48.000 Holly Holm throws them.

01:43:49.000 There was this guy, this Canadian guy.

01:43:51.000 His name was Jersey Long.

01:43:52.000 And that was one of the reasons why I realized how effective and powerful axe kicks were.

01:43:57.000 There was this guy, John Lee, who had a really good axe kick, who was a national Taekwondo champion.

01:44:00.000 Why haven't we seen it in MMA more?

01:44:02.000 Because we haven't seen a guy who's really good at it.

01:44:04.000 There's a guy named Jersey Long that was from Canada. 0.99

01:44:06.000 And he had a fucking axe kick that was like a rifle shot. 0.99

01:44:11.000 It would be up and on your jaw before you knew it was happening. 1.00

01:44:15.000 He just had this.

01:44:16.000 We're going to see that.

01:44:17.000 He would be sparring and he would just step in full split and slam you on the head with that heel. 0.99

01:44:23.000 Jesus Christ.

01:44:23.000 He knocked my friend Larry Jones out cold.

01:44:25.000 Or maybe in the beginning.

01:44:28.000 My friend that I was telling you how good he is, that's the guy that got knocked out cold by this guy.

01:44:33.000 Jersey Long.

01:44:34.000 You know, we've seen it in K1 a few times, so it's legit.

01:44:37.000 Well, Andy Hoog, Andy Hoog, and Andy Hoog had also a technique we haven't seen, the spinning wheel kick to the leg.

01:44:42.000 Yes.

01:44:43.000 Hoog was the master at that.

01:44:44.000 He would dig that heel into the leg. 0.97

01:44:46.000 It was a straight movie kung fu kick.

01:44:49.000 Yeah.

01:44:49.000 Where he would get down, squat down, do like a spinning, a breakdancing move, and do a wheel kick to the guy's thigh.

01:44:56.000 A low wheel kick. 0.99

01:44:57.000 It's like doing a wheel kick, but almost on your ass. 1.00

01:45:01.000 Sadala trying to set something up. 0.99

01:45:02.000 What was the greatest crazy movie technique of all time? 0.99

01:45:05.000 I say it was Rio Chonan submitted Anderson Silva with that fucking flying heel hook. 0.98

01:45:12.000 I think that was like the greatest... 0.98

01:45:15.000 All-time movie technique in an MMA fight.

01:45:17.000 That's happened in grappling.

01:45:20.000 Yeah, but in fighting Anderson Silva in an MMA fight, and you're Rio Chonan, you're fighting the guy at Shoot the Box.

01:45:29.000 He caught him in a good time.

01:45:31.000 Anderson wasn't at Shoot the Box anymore.

01:45:33.000 You know, they had like...

01:45:35.000 He was at Anderson at the time, though, was he?

01:45:38.000 No, he wasn't quite.

01:45:39.000 He wasn't quite.

01:45:40.000 The match before me and Hoyler went the first time in 2003, he went against a guy named Charles Pearson, the match right before me.

01:45:47.000 And that guy did the exact same heel hook that Rio Chonan did on Anderson and almost had him.

01:45:54.000 He almost tapped out Hoyler Gracie. 0.92

01:45:56.000 A lot of people don't know that.

01:45:57.000 Hoyler escaped by the skin of his teeth and then got his back and then choked him.

01:46:01.000 Oh, my God.

01:46:02.000 Have you spoken of Hoyler since the fight since?

01:46:04.000 We talk all the time.

01:46:05.000 Okay. 1.00

01:46:05.000 Yeah, we hang out and party and shit. 1.00

01:46:08.000 Just checking. 1.00

01:46:09.000 He got you again, you fuck. 1.00

01:46:12.000 The guard. 1.00

01:46:12.000 Oh, you weren't here for the guard talk. 1.00

01:46:15.000 Eddie Bravo has the weirdest sense of humor, man.

01:46:17.000 He sneaks things out.

01:46:18.000 We talk all the time. 0.99

01:46:19.000 Eddie Bravo, no bullshit. 0.98

01:46:20.000 If he wasn't such a great jiu-jitsu fighter and he wasn't so into musicians... 1.00

01:46:23.000 I'd make a great troll. 1.00

01:46:24.000 He would be a great fucking comedian. 1.00

01:46:26.000 He just didn't have the time to get into it. 0.99

01:46:28.000 I talked to him into going on stage.

01:46:30.000 He went on stage like eight or nine times.

01:46:31.000 Really?

01:46:32.000 Really? 1.00

01:46:32.000 A dick a few times. 1.00

01:46:33.000 Whatever. 1.00

01:46:34.000 A couple times it didn't work out.

01:46:36.000 Oh, he stopped it!

01:46:37.000 I had this...

01:46:38.000 No, he dominated.

01:46:40.000 He dominated, though.

01:46:41.000 Why did he get on top?

01:46:43.000 Did they just end the fight?

01:46:44.000 They just end the fight.

01:46:46.000 I've been watching it, though.

01:46:48.000 I've been watching the worst thing.

01:46:49.000 Missing the fight.

01:46:50.000 Imagine if the UFC said, listen, man, we've been thinking about your commentary.

01:46:54.000 We heard you've been doing this fight past thing. 1.00

01:46:56.000 You're fucking terrible. 1.00

01:46:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:58.000 These are awful! 1.00

01:46:59.000 You don't even pay attention to the fights!

01:47:01.000 Well, Bryan Stan's doing these all from now on.

01:47:03.000 Oh! 0.60

01:47:04.000 See, that was good movement by Akiyama.

01:47:06.000 Very relaxed.

01:47:07.000 Even though the head kick was coming.

01:47:08.000 Just slid out of the way.

01:47:09.000 Nice right hand.

01:47:10.000 Akiyama just dominated this fight.

01:47:12.000 He's such a stud athlete.

01:47:14.000 But see that? 1.00

01:47:15.000 That's like some blue belt shit. 1.00

01:47:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:47:17.000 But that's also on a moving target. 1.00

01:47:20.000 He's also exhausted.

01:47:21.000 He's fighting an MMA fight.

01:47:23.000 That's the one technique that I think...

01:47:26.000 I'm telling you, man. 0.99

01:47:28.000 There's going to be some Francis Carmel dude who knows how to throw a fucking axe kick. 0.99

01:47:33.000 I believe it. 0.99

01:47:34.000 I believe it.

01:47:35.000 One by one.

01:47:36.000 Every Kung Fu... 1.00

01:47:48.000 I love that shit. 1.00

01:47:51.000 Isn't that more exciting than it does actually work? 1.00

01:47:54.000 I love some of that up in this bitch. 1.00

01:47:55.000 It's way better that all those kung fu kicks actually work than they don't work. 1.00

01:47:59.000 Brandon Schaub, could you imagine if you fucking axe kicked Travis Brown in the head? 0.97

01:48:04.000 Do you imagine how nutty the world would go if you had the first axe kick KO in the UFC? You step in and BAM! How crazy would this be? 0.99

01:48:12.000 I'm not bullshitting. 1.00

01:48:14.000 Brandon Schaub fucking goes nuts. 1.00

01:48:16.000 You decide for six months to just really dive into kicks. 1.00

01:48:21.000 In six months you want to transform yourself into this fucking vicious kicker. 1.00

01:48:26.000 Wouldn't that be crazy? 1.00

01:48:27.000 Dude, you're a sponge.

01:48:27.000 I mean, I could do it for sure.

01:48:29.000 You're a sponge. 1.00

01:48:29.000 You just live in his fucking garage. 1.00

01:48:30.000 I don't have no time for that shit. 1.00

01:48:32.000 You'd have to find a real trainer. 1.00

01:48:33.000 If you found the right trainer who could teach you that style of kicking, dude, you would be fucking guys up. 0.97

01:48:40.000 How crazy would that be? 0.98

01:48:41.000 The amount of power you have in your legs.

01:48:42.000 I've seen you sprint.

01:48:44.000 I've seen you lift weights.

01:48:45.000 I've seen you do deadlifts.

01:48:46.000 All these things you're doing, what are you building? 1.00

01:48:48.000 You're building up your core, your whole column, but you're also building up your fucking legs. 0.99

01:48:53.000 I'm building up this apple bottom. 1.00

01:48:53.000 That apple bottom is ridiculous. 1.00

01:48:55.000 For retirement. 0.98

01:48:55.000 That apple bottom is launching bones at your opponent. 0.98

01:48:58.000 Just launching bones.

01:49:01.000 That's what you're doing.

01:49:02.000 You're launching shin bones. 0.99

01:49:04.000 Like, if there's one bone you wouldn't want to get hit in the fucking face with, it's the shin bone. 0.99

01:49:09.000 What a terrible blade of a bone. 0.99

01:49:12.000 It's the one bone that's shaped like a weapon.

01:49:14.000 All these other ones are covered up with meat. 0.98

01:49:16.000 You know, even an elbow, you gotta catch a motherfucker on the point of an elbow, otherwise you're hitting with a forearm smash, and there's a lot of meat involved in the forearm smash. 0.99

01:49:25.000 When you shin someone to the dome, that's a fucking, that's a weird edged bone, man. 0.99

01:49:31.000 This is a weird feeling. 0.99

01:49:33.000 True. 1.00

01:49:34.000 That fucking comes at you 60 miles an hour on your head. 1.00

01:49:40.000 Especially from some creepy fuck who really knows how to kick hard. 1.00

01:49:46.000 Some man-hoof dude. 1.00

01:49:48.000 Melvin Manhoof type dude. 1.00

01:49:51.000 Some scary fucker. 1.00

01:49:53.000 Just throwing these laser beam kicks at your head. 1.00

01:49:58.000 I'm telling you, anybody who doubts me, you just needed to see Pedro Hizzo in his prime.

01:50:03.000 Brian, where'd you get those golden pickles from?

01:50:06.000 They're inside.

01:50:06.000 They're in their room.

01:50:07.000 They're good, right?

01:50:08.000 There's a couple bottles.

01:50:09.000 You want me to get them out?

01:50:09.000 Get them out, man.

01:50:10.000 Should we get them out?

01:50:10.000 Yeah, get them out.

01:50:11.000 Should we get them out?

01:50:12.000 Get them out.

01:50:12.000 We've got many, many jars in there.

01:50:15.000 Grillo's pickles are very generous. 0.99

01:50:16.000 They sent me a giant fucking case of them. 0.98

01:50:18.000 They're the best pickles of all time. 0.99

01:50:20.000 Real quick, this is the latest I've stayed up in, oh, about 10 years.

01:50:23.000 Dude, you're going to be fine.

01:50:24.000 Since college.

01:50:25.000 Oh, yeah, I'll be fine.

01:50:26.000 It's only 2 o'clock in the morning.

01:50:27.000 I know.

01:50:27.000 You got training tomorrow?

01:50:28.000 We're in California.

01:50:29.000 I did double today to make up.

01:50:31.000 If you were in Hawaii, it would only be 11 p.m. 1.00

01:50:35.000 That's how you gotta look at shit, man. 0.99

01:50:37.000 We should all be in Hawaii. 1.00

01:50:38.000 Right through that door.

01:50:39.000 Right through that door.

01:50:40.000 There's a curtain.

01:50:41.000 Pull that back. 0.93

01:50:42.000 Go through that.

01:50:42.000 There you go.

01:50:43.000 We should all be in Hawaii.

01:50:44.000 Let's be realistic.

01:50:45.000 If we could all make a choice to bail and go to one place and bring our families and everybody exists, it'd probably be like the Big Island.

01:50:52.000 I'd want to be BJ Penn's neighbor.

01:50:54.000 I'd love it, dude.

01:50:55.000 Just all hang out together, make our own little village.

01:50:57.000 What do we do during the day?

01:50:57.000 Just hang out?

01:50:58.000 Just bang Hawaiian chicks. 1.00

01:50:59.000 No, we can't do that. 0.96

01:51:01.000 Our wives are that. 1.00

01:51:01.000 You said that out loud. 1.00

01:51:03.000 We're married.

01:51:04.000 We're kidding.

01:51:05.000 These are jokes.

01:51:05.000 We're married.

01:51:06.000 What I think we would do is have a good time by the water, be with our families.

01:51:10.000 Oh, did you guys collide?

01:51:12.000 We scared each other. 0.91

01:51:13.000 Eddie Bravo and Brennan Schaub just scared the shit out of each other. 0.93

01:51:16.000 There's a rumor. 0.88

01:51:17.000 Hey, Brennan, there's a rumor that...

01:51:20.000 Wait, you guys want me to move to Hawaii right now?

01:51:21.000 No, that Tyron Woodley... 1.00

01:51:22.000 I'll move to fucking Hawaii. 1.00

01:51:23.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

01:51:24.000 You know what we would do to some...

01:51:26.000 That's not what I just said!

01:51:28.000 Hey, we're married!

01:51:28.000 I just said we won't do that!

01:51:30.000 Bro, what are you saying?

01:51:31.000 You guys can put mask on and watch me.

01:51:35.000 Okay, fine.

01:51:36.000 I'll hold the video camera.

01:51:37.000 I was there a few months ago. 1.00

01:51:38.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:51:39.000 Oh, Miles Jerry and Takenori Gomi. 1.00

01:51:41.000 Oh, shit! 0.99

01:51:43.000 This dude was telling me that you gotta go there like in March or April to the Big Island. 1.00

01:51:47.000 He said that's when the whales, they're either breeding or giving birth.

01:51:50.000 I don't remember which, but he said they're everywhere.

01:51:53.000 He said it's almost dangerous to be out in your boat.

01:51:55.000 Because you're out in the boat and the whales will breach like 20 yards from you.

01:52:00.000 The guy was killed on his sailboat that way.

01:52:02.000 Killed on his sailboat. 1.00

01:52:03.000 That guy was a pussy. 1.00

01:52:04.000 I would have saw the whale. 1.00

01:52:07.000 I wouldn't have panicked.

01:52:08.000 I would have dove in the water.

01:52:10.000 Jumped on his back, rode to shore.

01:52:12.000 Just hold the whale up.

01:52:13.000 And I would have yelled, help, because their ears are really good.

01:52:16.000 And they would have come by.

01:52:17.000 Here's a trivia question we've already asked.

01:52:19.000 How much does a blue whale's heart weigh? 0.99

01:52:21.000 Same as my dick. 0.99

01:52:23.000 As much as a car. 1.00

01:52:24.000 If you put my dick next to a blue whale on a scale, it would balance out. 0.99

01:52:29.000 Blue Wells' heart weighs 1,500 pounds. 1.00

01:52:32.000 That's about what my dick weighs. 1.00

01:52:34.000 Close. 0.99

01:52:35.000 That's about... 1.00

01:52:36.000 Well, my dick is made out of dark matter. 1.00

01:52:38.000 Gomi fought Nick Diaz, right? 1.00

01:52:41.000 Yeah.

01:52:42.000 Yeah.

01:52:43.000 He fought Nate.

01:52:44.000 Nate and Nick.

01:52:45.000 Both of them lit him up.

01:52:46.000 Nate lit him up with strikes, then I believe caught him in an arm bar, and Nick caught him with a gogoplata. 0.89

01:52:53.000 How big of a star was Gomi back in the day?

01:52:55.000 Nick tested so high for marijuana, they believe he might have been high while he was fighting.

01:53:01.000 Oh no.

01:53:01.000 Oh yes!

01:53:02.000 He won!

01:53:03.000 You know, people were arguing like, oh, you know, the pain that he got when he got hit with those shots, he didn't feel it because he was high on marijuana.

01:53:13.000 That's the one thing that you have to argue.

01:53:15.000 Like, well, marijuana is prescribed for pain.

01:53:18.000 Yeah.

01:53:19.000 I mean, it is.

01:53:19.000 True.

01:53:20.000 Right?

01:53:21.000 I mean, I would imagine it would help your ability to absorb pain.

01:53:24.000 That's a real advantage.

01:53:25.000 You tell me.

01:53:27.000 When I was sparring, when I was doing kickboxing, I wasn't smoking weed back then.

01:53:33.000 If that was true, everybody would be high-fighting.

01:53:36.000 But they can't.

01:53:37.000 They get tested.

01:53:37.000 Everybody gets tested.

01:53:39.000 That doesn't make any sense.

01:53:40.000 But getting punched in the face hard with a right, I don't think Wee's going to help you with that. 0.96

01:53:45.000 It helps if you're Nick Diaz.

01:53:47.000 I bet Nick Diaz gets in there lit up. 0.99

01:53:49.000 I bet he doesn't give a fuck. 0.99

01:53:51.000 People would be sparring that way all the time. 0.99

01:53:53.000 Maybe they wouldn't be fighting butt off in the offside.

01:53:54.000 Nick Diaz would eat your jabs sober or high.

01:53:58.000 A lot of guys don't like to train technique high, though.

01:54:00.000 It's kind of interesting.

01:54:01.000 They say they don't learn things as good high.

01:54:04.000 Like when someone's trying to show you like a stutter step and an attack, like sometimes they get a little bit twisted up, but when they can just flow with what they know.

01:54:12.000 Once it's in the DNA, that's where the weed comes in.

01:54:15.000 Right, yeah.

01:54:17.000 When you're high, you work on instincts, you flow, and your instincts just take over. 1.00

01:54:24.000 But when you're not high, there's glitches here and there because you have too much shit on your mind, you're thinking about stupid shit. 1.00

01:54:30.000 I actually came up with some bits when I smoked some weed and drank some wine. 1.00

01:54:34.000 Was that 10 years ago?

01:54:35.000 I was on stage and I came up with some bits.

01:54:37.000 Are you saying that as if it's a new thing?

01:54:39.000 It is.

01:54:40.000 That's how you do comedy. 1.00

01:54:42.000 You get high and you go on stage and you come up with new shit. 1.00

01:54:44.000 You're ridiculous. 1.00

01:54:45.000 That's hilarious. 1.00

01:54:46.000 Hey, bro.

01:54:47.000 What'd you say about ten years ago?

01:54:49.000 What'd you say?

01:54:50.000 Because I'm about to...

01:54:50.000 This Sunday...

01:54:51.000 What happened?

01:54:52.000 This Sunday, I'm doing my one hour.

01:54:54.000 Come on down. 0.94

01:54:54.000 When he said he was high making new stuff, I said, was that ten years ago? 0.94

01:54:59.000 Are you saying that all right?

01:54:59.000 Oh, he's being mean to you.

01:55:01.000 Is that what you're saying?

01:55:03.000 When was the last time you started doing stand-up?

01:55:05.000 I've seen you stand-up about 60 times.

01:55:08.000 I'm saying if I come down to Irvine on Sunday and I see El Gato, I'm going to choke you out of this day. 0.99

01:55:14.000 Dude, first of all, don't kill my friend's confidence.

01:55:17.000 He's about to go film a special.

01:55:18.000 He can't kill my friend.

01:55:19.000 No, he knows this. 0.98

01:55:20.000 Don't bring up the nature of his bits, which will fucking ruin him for the thousands of people that listen to this podcast.

01:55:26.000 So let's not delve into any material.

01:55:27.000 It's not just that either.

01:55:28.000 It's that you're working thematically.

01:55:31.000 So my one hour, you'll see completely new stuff.

01:55:34.000 Totally new.

01:55:34.000 I'll be there then.

01:55:36.000 You'll be there. 1.00

01:55:39.000 This makes my dick hard. 1.00

01:55:41.000 I feel conflict between you two guys. 1.00

01:55:43.000 Is this because of the fighter and the kid?

01:55:44.000 He didn't invite me to dinner tonight.

01:55:47.000 What?

01:55:48.000 Didn't you have a set?

01:55:49.000 What's up, bro?

01:55:49.000 You told me you had a set, man.

01:55:50.000 You said you have a set.

01:55:51.000 You live at 11. You live in Phoenix.

01:55:52.000 At 11, bro.

01:55:54.000 I don't get calls anymore.

01:55:56.000 You guys still friends?

01:55:57.000 I'm in camp, though.

01:55:58.000 Yeah, but my Phoenix... 0.99

01:55:58.000 He's in camp. 0.99

01:55:59.000 Oh, now he's in camp.

01:56:00.000 He is in camp, though.

01:56:01.000 You can't get needy.

01:56:02.000 He's weird.

01:56:02.000 I know.

01:56:03.000 It's weird when he gets in camp.

01:56:04.000 Well, he has to be.

01:56:05.000 I know.

01:56:06.000 He knows.

01:56:06.000 I'm...

01:56:07.000 I'm really not in camp yet.

01:56:08.000 I'm...

01:56:09.000 What can you do, though?

01:56:10.000 They tell you you gotta fight.

01:56:11.000 I train three times a day.

01:56:12.000 Meanwhile, we gave Calen a hard time for chewing on Mike, and everyone's chewing on Mike.

01:56:16.000 You hear that?

01:56:17.000 Yeah.

01:56:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:56:18.000 I've been chewing on these pickles like a fucking... 1.00

01:56:20.000 His job was giving him the hardest time, and he was chewing right into that fucking Mike. 1.00

01:56:24.000 I'm only 35 years old. 1.00

01:56:26.000 Yes, he is. 0.66

01:56:27.000 I deep-throated these hot-ass pickles. 0.53

01:56:29.000 They're delicious.

01:56:30.000 They are delicious.

01:56:31.000 I'm not into that.

01:56:32.000 You want a pickle?

01:56:33.000 Yeah, I'm not into these.

01:56:34.000 Those taste like caca.

01:56:36.000 No, we're out.

01:56:36.000 Those taste like caca.

01:56:38.000 Yeah, we're out.

01:56:39.000 I'm not a fan of these.

01:56:40.000 These are sea salt pop pops. 0.98

01:56:43.000 Those pickles are fucking straight heaven. 0.95

01:56:45.000 Those pickles are the best ever. 0.97

01:56:48.000 Aren't they good, Kellen?

01:56:50.000 You know what, though?

01:56:51.000 When you chew on a pickle, though, the mic's gonna pick it up. 0.98

01:56:54.000 They're so fucking crunchy and fresh. 0.97

01:56:57.000 Like, you could go in the other room. 1.00

01:56:58.000 I can hear that shit. 1.00

01:57:00.000 I wish we had some of them sriracha cashews. 1.00

01:57:02.000 God damn it. 1.00

01:57:04.000 Right now, I could go for some fucking sriracha cashews. 1.00

01:57:05.000 It's like we have to eat pickles, though. 0.98

01:57:06.000 Do you have a warrior bar here? 0.99

01:57:08.000 I don't have shit here. 1.00

01:57:09.000 Everyone's asking for shit. 1.00

01:57:10.000 No, man. 1.00

01:57:11.000 All we have is hot-ass pickles. 0.72

01:57:12.000 We need to stock up and we have pickles.

01:57:14.000 Pickles and stevia.

01:57:15.000 Pickles and stevia.

01:57:16.000 I mean, if someone wanted to order pizza, I wouldn't yell at you.

01:57:20.000 I don't think pizzas are going to deliver at 2 o'clock in the morning, brother.

01:57:22.000 Where are we living?

01:57:23.000 In New York City?

01:57:25.000 We're in the valley, son. 1.00

01:57:26.000 Shit shuts down. 1.00

01:57:27.000 I live in Venice, son. 1.00

01:57:29.000 There's pizza everywhere.

01:57:32.000 And the door to your studio is kind of scary looking.

01:57:34.000 Of course it is.

01:57:34.000 You should be scared.

01:57:35.000 There's a werewolf in there.

01:57:36.000 Open the door. 1.00

01:57:38.000 Can you imagine you deliver a fucking pizza, you open the door, see that thing? 1.00

01:57:42.000 Yep. 1.00

01:57:44.000 Ariane!

01:57:45.000 Ariane's working overtime. 1.00

01:57:46.000 Yeah, we got to stock some snacks on this bitch. 1.00

01:57:48.000 Well, I got a new Nature Box coming this week. 0.99

01:57:51.000 Nature Box!

01:57:53.000 Do those Wario bars taste like sweet?

01:57:56.000 No, no, no, no.

01:57:58.000 Well, it's cranberries and buffalo.

01:58:00.000 Dude, it's super healthy for you.

01:58:01.000 140. But what does it taste like?

01:58:03.000 It tastes good.

01:58:04.000 It tastes like a beef jerky type bar, but it's easy to chew.

01:58:09.000 Like more fresh, right?

01:58:10.000 There's no artificial preservatives.

01:58:16.000 There's no...

01:58:17.000 Artificial sweeteners?

01:58:18.000 No, no, no.

01:58:19.000 There's nothing.

01:58:20.000 There's nothing artificial in it.

01:58:22.000 It's brand new, right?

01:58:24.000 We've had it for a couple months now.

01:58:25.000 I would look and tell you exactly what's in it, but there's no...

01:58:28.000 Cranberries.

01:58:28.000 Bro, they sent me ten of them in a box.

01:58:31.000 I ate them in two days.

01:58:32.000 I felt sick.

01:58:33.000 I ate ten in two days.

01:58:36.000 They're 14 grams of protein, 140 calories.

01:58:39.000 Jamie, go grab another bottle of them.

01:58:40.000 Get another one, man.

01:58:42.000 They're really good for you, too.

01:58:46.000 Only 2 grams of fat, 140 calories, 14 grams of protein.

01:58:50.000 It's just super healthy.

01:58:51.000 And that's how they used to preserve them, I guess.

01:58:54.000 They used to use cranberries and sea salt.

01:58:57.000 When they used to have to get sea salt, man, they used to have to take salt water from the ocean and boil it down.

01:59:02.000 Actual sea salt. 0.99

01:59:03.000 Actual fucking sea salt. 0.99

01:59:05.000 So what do they do now? 0.99

01:59:07.000 I don't know.

01:59:07.000 But they still call it sea salt, right?

01:59:09.000 I mean, some of it is sea salt.

01:59:11.000 Some of it is iodine.

01:59:12.000 I mean, some of it is made in a lab, I guess. 0.99

01:59:14.000 I don't know how the fuck they make salt. 0.99

01:59:15.000 Salt is a stone. 0.99

01:59:16.000 I know the Himalayan...

01:59:18.000 Oh! 0.60

01:59:19.000 Miles Jury!

01:59:20.000 Big right hand! 1.00

01:59:21.000 Oh, Kobe's fucked! 1.00

01:59:23.000 Oh, it's over, dude. 1.00

01:59:24.000 It's over. 1.00

01:59:24.000 Damn, Miles Jury with a big win. 1.00

01:59:26.000 Fuck, he's good, man. 1.00

01:59:27.000 With a big win. 1.00

01:59:28.000 Well, you know what?

01:59:29.000 Jury hasn't lost yet.

01:59:30.000 The kid keeps getting better, too.

01:59:32.000 He's putting in the work, man.

01:59:33.000 He's putting in the work.

01:59:35.000 He's down there at Alliance in San Diego, huh?

01:59:38.000 Yeah.

01:59:39.000 That's a big KO. He has a jiu-jitsu gym, too, in San Diego.

01:59:43.000 Miles Jury does?

01:59:44.000 Yeah.

01:59:44.000 He has his own jiu-jitsu?

01:59:45.000 No shit. 0.99

01:59:47.000 What happened there, man? 1.00

01:59:48.000 He's a black belt in jiu-jitsu. 0.99

01:59:49.000 Damn, I didn't know that. 0.98

01:59:51.000 Yeah, jiu-jitsu's a strong point. 1.00

01:59:52.000 He's just a nasty-ass striker, too. 0.99

01:59:54.000 Damn, and he's a tall kid. 1.00

01:59:55.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:59:56.000 Good movement.

01:59:56.000 Very smart fighter.

01:59:59.000 Bang! 1.00

02:00:00.000 Oh, that was a nice right hand.

02:00:03.000 Nothing you can do.

02:00:04.000 Well, Gomi is this weird kind of striker.

02:00:07.000 He's a knockout puncher, but he's like, everything is home runs.

02:00:10.000 It's all home runs.

02:00:11.000 And it just doesn't seem like he's setting things up in any traditional way.

02:00:16.000 The game's passing by a little bit, let's be honest.

02:00:18.000 But is it the game passing by, or is he not as fired up as he was when he was younger?

02:00:23.000 Both.

02:00:23.000 He doesn't have the body that he had when he was younger, too.

02:00:28.000 Oh my god, these are good. 0.96

02:00:29.000 It's fucking tough. 0.99

02:00:32.000 These pickles are insane. 0.99

02:00:34.000 The hot ones too.

02:00:35.000 Yeah, I like the hot. 0.99

02:00:37.000 They got like habaneros and shit. 0.99

02:00:38.000 If you got balls, you eat those after you eat the pickles. 1.00

02:00:41.000 Dig in there.

02:00:43.000 Powerful Miles Jury.

02:00:46.000 The kid's really impressive.

02:00:48.000 He's undefeated.

02:00:48.000 Me too.

02:00:49.000 Super impressive.

02:00:50.000 He's going to be tough to beat.

02:00:52.000 Yeah, his jiu-jitsu is really good, Eddie. 0.99

02:00:55.000 Damn. 1.00

02:00:56.000 Damn. 1.00

02:01:00.000 11th first round finish. 1.00

02:01:02.000 That's incredible.

02:01:02.000 Boy, these pickles are not easy to get into, though.

02:01:05.000 I gotta be honest.

02:01:07.000 He won the English...

02:01:10.000 Tough...

02:01:11.000 I forget.

02:01:12.000 No, no, no, no.

02:01:13.000 He's from America. 0.97

02:01:14.000 No, he's just a beast from San Diego.

02:01:16.000 He's from Alliance.

02:01:16.000 He's a Cali kid.

02:01:17.000 What?

02:01:18.000 I thought he was English.

02:01:20.000 No. 1.00

02:01:21.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:01:24.000 You're confusing him with Dan Hardy, because they're both sexy. 1.00

02:01:31.000 He's a cute guy. 1.00

02:01:32.000 That's a bad motherfucker right there. 1.00

02:01:33.000 Fuck yeah, dude. 1.00

02:01:34.000 Look at his movement, man. 1.00

02:01:35.000 Very nice.

02:01:36.000 Look at this setup for this right hand.

02:01:38.000 His movement against Diego Sanchez? 0.97

02:01:40.000 Ridiculous. 0.97

02:01:40.000 Yeah, very good. 0.97

02:01:41.000 Bam, bam.

02:01:42.000 Good ground and pounding.

02:01:43.000 That was his first big win.

02:01:45.000 He's putting a lot of weight behind those punches, too.

02:01:48.000 A lot of length and a lot of weight.

02:01:50.000 Diego was his first big win.

02:01:52.000 He outclassed Diego.

02:01:54.000 It was a good fight, man.

02:01:55.000 Do you practice up kicks, Brendan?

02:01:57.000 I don't.

02:01:59.000 You shouldn't be giving this up on the air.

02:02:01.000 Oh, okay.

02:02:03.000 Charles Brown can text me if he wants.

02:02:06.000 Look, it's really the only thing to really counteract that ground and pound from the horse stance position.

02:02:13.000 Oh, you're saying the up kicks.

02:02:14.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:02:15.000 My bad.

02:02:15.000 I thought you were saying from stitch.

02:02:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:02:17.000 Yeah, 100%.

02:02:18.000 We do.

02:02:18.000 You've got to be good at closing.

02:02:19.000 You've got to be really good, yeah.

02:02:20.000 Because that's the perfect spot for him to avoid submissions and be able to throw punches and stay standing on your feet and squat.

02:02:27.000 Yeah.

02:02:28.000 Because you could reach the face, and right there, there's no submissions.

02:02:30.000 Yeah.

02:02:31.000 But the only thing you've got to worry about is those up kicks.

02:02:34.000 Yep.

02:02:34.000 Because you're in a perfect spot for an up kick.

02:02:37.000 So, you would think that most MMA fighters would work on that a little bit, right?

02:02:42.000 Yeah, we do.

02:02:43.000 There's levels, man, because, you know, I still haven't seen anybody throw kicks off their back as hard as hoist, and he is very good.

02:02:54.000 I'll tell you what, man. 0.94

02:02:55.000 Crow Cop's freaking nasty at him. 0.97

02:02:57.000 He hit me with an up kick to my knee and to the face. 0.99

02:03:00.000 It was like, boom, boom.

02:03:01.000 You would think a kickboxer would be the best at them, right?

02:03:04.000 Yeah.

02:03:04.000 Bro, it.

02:03:05.000 It was literally like that movie Rush Hour.

02:03:07.000 Which one of y'all kicked me?

02:03:08.000 It was like...

02:03:08.000 Well, you know who the first guy was to kick really good off of his back?

02:03:12.000 One of the most impressive early day Henzo Gracie against Oleg Tektarov.

02:03:16.000 Remember him?

02:03:17.000 He KO'd him from his back and then stood up and blasted him in the face with a punch and broke his hand.

02:03:21.000 Do you remember the story?

02:03:22.000 Broke his hand in that punch.

02:03:23.000 That was bare knuckle, too.

02:03:24.000 The story was nobody...

02:03:26.000 Like, Henzo actually practiced up kicks to get really good at him.

02:03:30.000 And Murillo Bustamante...

02:03:31.000 He used to teach him in class.

02:03:32.000 And Murillo Bustamante...

02:03:34.000 Thought, because I guess they were close, thought it was a waste of time.

02:03:38.000 Look at that, son!

02:03:39.000 Until Henzo pulled it off. 1.00

02:03:40.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:03:42.000 Large portion of head strikes. 1.00

02:03:44.000 Dude!

02:03:44.000 Is that to your head or from your head?

02:03:46.000 No, no, that's delivering, son. 1.00

02:03:48.000 Damn. 0.99

02:03:48.000 Minimum 300 attempts. 0.99

02:03:50.000 Wow.

02:03:51.000 Not a big deal.

02:03:52.000 It's whatever.

02:03:54.000 Not bad, brother.

02:03:55.000 We got work to do!

02:03:57.000 My man's in shape.

02:03:58.000 I'll go train right now, son.

02:04:01.000 I got some kettlebells here. 0.99

02:04:02.000 Oh! 0.60

02:04:03.000 Don't tempt a brother. 1.00

02:04:04.000 I'm all hyped up on fucking bulletproof coffee and I've ate about 17 hot pickles. 1.00

02:04:10.000 I'm either gonna shit my pants or get a workout. 0.99

02:04:12.000 You pick, gentlemen. 0.99

02:04:13.000 Both will make you sweat.

02:04:16.000 No, dude, I got kettlebells here and an archery target. 0.90

02:04:18.000 Look at how thick he is.

02:04:20.000 Look at how thick that dude is.

02:04:21.000 You get into bows and arrows or what?

02:04:23.000 I love it.

02:04:24.000 It's fun.

02:04:25.000 It's fun, man.

02:04:25.000 Hey, I thought you were gonna make fun of me when we went to your house.

02:04:28.000 Sure.

02:04:28.000 I got some.

02:04:29.000 When we went to your house and you released those chickens, I was scared of shit around the chickens. 1.00

02:04:33.000 I told my brother and my friend, I was like, fuck, man. 1.00

02:04:38.000 Rogan, release those chickens. 1.00

02:04:39.000 I was scared as fuck. 0.99

02:04:40.000 But I was trying to act tough. 0.99

02:04:42.000 I'm not used to wild animals.

02:04:44.000 Release those chickens. 1.00

02:04:45.000 I was scared as fuck, man. 0.99

02:04:46.000 Well, I'm starting to develop a farm. 0.99

02:04:49.000 That's my first step.

02:04:50.000 My first step is having all these chickens.

02:04:51.000 I got like 24 chickens.

02:04:53.000 I think it'd be nice.

02:04:55.000 I want to do it personally, but I think ultimately the best move would be, and I've said this before, the best move would be if, like, friends.

02:05:02.000 You know how Uriah Faber lives?

02:05:03.000 He lives on a corner.

02:05:04.000 I agree, man.

02:05:05.000 They own all these houses.

02:05:06.000 They own the whole corner.

02:05:07.000 The whole neighborhood.

02:05:08.000 It's like the whole neighborhood.

02:05:09.000 It's a dope move.

02:05:10.000 It's you and your homies.

02:05:11.000 If someone could figure out how we could all do something like that.

02:05:14.000 And who lives with Uriah Faber?

02:05:17.000 All his family?

02:05:18.000 Well, Uriah Faber has his own house, but Chad Mendes lives right next to him.

02:05:21.000 And Uriah owns a few houses, too.

02:05:23.000 Joey Benavidez, he rents it to all of them.

02:05:24.000 Yeah.

02:05:25.000 It's all his training camp homies and his friends all live in the same area. 0.95

02:05:28.000 They call it the block.

02:05:29.000 It's a brilliant idea.

02:05:30.000 So they have, like, this whole area where they're all, like, they go grilling together.

02:05:34.000 They have parties.

02:05:35.000 They have people come over.

02:05:36.000 And they're super friendly dudes.

02:05:37.000 So it's, like, a real warm, fun environment.

02:05:40.000 And all this camaraderie.

02:05:42.000 They all live together like that.

02:05:43.000 And I've always felt, like...

02:05:45.000 That would be the best thing. 0.99

02:05:46.000 If all of our yards boarded each other, and then you fucking grow vegetables together. 0.99

02:05:51.000 That would be dope. 0.88

02:05:52.000 When I was a kid, when I was a kid, my dad was in this thing, my stepfather was in this, it was like a cooperative thing in school, and they would grow plants together.

02:06:05.000 It was in a university.

02:06:07.000 And they would all grow like a bunch of different plants.

02:06:09.000 And I remember going there and thinking, this is what a great idea this is.

02:06:12.000 Like everybody would contribute.

02:06:14.000 Like some days, like he brought me down there on like a Tuesday.

02:06:16.000 And I remember it very clearly because this goat attacked me. 1.00

02:06:20.000 This fucking male goat. 1.00

02:06:21.000 Like I was hanging out. 1.00

02:06:23.000 I was little, man.

02:06:23.000 I was like seven years old.

02:06:25.000 And this fucking goat starts head-butting me. 0.99

02:06:27.000 And I'm grabbing the goat and I'm freaking out. 1.00

02:06:29.000 And then he came over and jacked the goat. 1.00

02:06:31.000 I'm like, get the fuck out of here, bitch. 1.00

02:06:33.000 The female goat started attacking me when I was holding on to the male goat because she decided I was the enemy. 1.00

02:06:38.000 Gnarly-ass goats. 0.95

02:06:40.000 I'd been feeding her just a few minutes ago.

02:06:42.000 Yeah, so I remember it very clearly.

02:06:45.000 But I remember this thing.

02:06:47.000 What a great idea to have a bunch of vegetables growing right there. 1.00

02:06:51.000 And if you do that and you've got chickens, just vegetables and chickens, you've got days of food.

02:06:56.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:06:57.000 I'm down for the chickens and vegetables and all that shit. 0.93

02:06:59.000 How about we just get a bunch of badass cars? 0.99

02:07:02.000 We share cars.

02:07:02.000 We get cars.

02:07:03.000 We get girls. 0.93

02:07:04.000 There's girls. 0.98

02:07:05.000 There's drugs.

02:07:07.000 There's also...

02:07:07.000 Hey, do you retire?

02:07:10.000 Wait till you retire at least.

02:07:12.000 Hey, but not in Calabasas.

02:07:14.000 When did Mike Goldberg start DJing?

02:07:17.000 No, what I'm thinking right now is...

02:07:19.000 Sometimes you forget you're on there. 0.99

02:07:24.000 That's a fucking slick DJ time. 0.98

02:07:26.000 That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. 0.99

02:07:27.000 Mike Over looks sharp.

02:07:28.000 He looks sharp.

02:07:29.000 He could be running the tables at Hakkistan.

02:07:32.000 What is that?

02:07:32.000 The MGM? The back of Mike's head.

02:07:35.000 He looks like he was taking a nap.

02:07:37.000 How dare you?

02:07:38.000 I'm just saying.

02:07:39.000 He's wearing headphones, man.

02:07:40.000 He doesn't have the luxury of the shaved head.

02:07:42.000 You don't want to call him a DJ now.

02:07:43.000 I can't say it's a nap.

02:07:44.000 He's a sweet guy.

02:07:45.000 You're a three-piece suit.

02:07:46.000 I like him.

02:07:47.000 He's a great guy.

02:07:49.000 He's a sweetie.

02:07:49.000 No, I like Mike Over.

02:07:50.000 He's a sweetie.

02:07:51.000 Oh, he's a good guy.

02:07:52.000 We were talking about...

02:07:54.000 Were we talking about this before?

02:07:55.000 Yeah, we were.

02:07:56.000 We weren't on air.

02:07:57.000 We were talking about Mark Hunt Bigfoot and the difference between the kind of punishment that Bigfoot was able to take in that fight, which is incredible, and then his last fight with Orlovsky, two shots and he's down.

02:08:08.000 Oh, you're talking about when he's off DR2? Yeah.

02:08:10.000 Oh, yeah.

02:08:10.000 It's crazy.

02:08:11.000 Crazy advantage he gives, guys.

02:08:12.000 Is that the case?

02:08:13.000 Or is it just the case of the standard thing of seeing guys just have Daniel Cormier knocked him out?

02:08:20.000 You know, there's a bunch of fights.

02:08:21.000 He's taken a lot of damage in fights. 0.90

02:08:23.000 Cain Velasquez fucked him up in his last fight. 0.63

02:08:25.000 I'm just saying, man, when you're on TRT and fighting down in Australia, and you're eating right and left hand from Mark Hunt, and then you fight in Brazil off TRT and you get knocked out in one punch, God, it's a good argument, man. 0.98

02:08:38.000 I'm not saying it is, but it's a fucking good argument. 0.71

02:08:41.000 Kind of, but isn't it also, look, the Hunt fight. 0.98

02:08:44.000 Because Arlowski punched me in the face several times, didn't feel shit, you know what I'm saying? 0.91

02:08:48.000 And Bigfoot's been taking punishment before. 0.97

02:08:51.000 It's weird, man.

02:08:52.000 Right, but isn't it true, though, that sometimes you get punched in the face and you're just getting punched on the cheek or you're getting punched here?

02:08:58.000 It's placement, man.

02:09:00.000 You can get one dank across the tip of the chin and the legs just go.

02:09:05.000 It's not even the chin.

02:09:06.000 Most of the time it's behind the ear or on the side of the head or behind the ear.

02:09:11.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:09:12.000 Marshall got tagged tonight.

02:09:13.000 He got tagged right behind the ear.

02:09:14.000 Marshall got hit there.

02:09:16.000 When DC fought Bigfoot, he tagged him behind the ear.

02:09:19.000 Cain Velasquez got hit behind the ear against JDS. I got hit behind the ear against Big Country.

02:09:25.000 It's all about placement, man.

02:09:27.000 Big Country's really good at that looping right hand and lands it.

02:09:30.000 The best.

02:09:31.000 Casting style, right?

02:09:32.000 He lands it a lot of different ways.

02:09:35.000 If I was a betting man and you made me pick, I would say Roy is going to land that.

02:09:41.000 He's going to wobble Hunt, then he's going to take him down and TKO him.

02:09:44.000 Wow.

02:09:45.000 That's a crazy thing.

02:09:46.000 In the second round.

02:09:47.000 Do you remember when Roy was just a grappler?

02:09:50.000 Yeah.

02:09:50.000 It was a long time ago when Eddie and I first met Roy.

02:09:53.000 A long, long time ago.

02:09:54.000 He really doesn't use it anymore.

02:09:56.000 It's crazy.

02:09:57.000 It's crazy because the dude didn't even start striking until 2009. When I interviewed him in the...

02:10:04.000 Boom! 0.99

02:10:05.000 Look how fucking hard he hits, bro. 0.99

02:10:07.000 When I interviewed him... 1.00

02:10:08.000 And his mentality.

02:10:09.000 He's ferocious.

02:10:10.000 His chin is iron, granite chin.

02:10:13.000 The only time he's been stopped is Arlovsky stopped him.

02:10:15.000 I think that's the only time.

02:10:17.000 And that was a ridiculous situation because he had Arlovsky down inside control and they stood him up. 0.94

02:10:23.000 It was ridiculous. 1.00

02:10:24.000 It was pathetic. 0.98

02:10:26.000 But see, he didn't even start striking until 2009. I mean, think of that. 0.98

02:10:30.000 He's knocked out Noguera. 0.74

02:10:31.000 Knocked out Mitrione.

02:10:33.000 You see, knocked out Dave Herman there.

02:10:34.000 There's Tookshire.

02:10:36.000 Oh, that was...

02:10:37.000 That was Congo. 0.77

02:10:38.000 Boom! 0.99

02:10:39.000 Look at that right hand.

02:10:40.000 Boom! 0.99

02:10:40.000 Left hook. 0.99

02:10:41.000 Boom! 0.99

02:10:45.000 Roy is also a smart fighter, so when the going gets rough in this fight and they're trading bombs, Hunt has to keep trading.

02:10:53.000 What's Hunt going to do?

02:10:54.000 Take him down?

02:10:55.000 Nope.

02:10:55.000 Roy can take him down.

02:10:57.000 Roy's going to say, fuck this, abandon ship, emergency break, boom, I'm taking it down, I can win the fight. 1.00

02:11:02.000 Hunt just says, nah, I've got to keep throwing. 1.00

02:11:04.000 You fought Roy.

02:11:05.000 That's the difference.

02:11:06.000 Is he the hardest hitter that you've ever fought?

02:11:08.000 No.

02:11:08.000 Well, it's tough.

02:11:10.000 Shane's the hardest you've ever been hit by.

02:11:12.000 Yes.

02:11:12.000 Roy hit me behind the ear.

02:11:14.000 Roy landed three right hands.

02:11:15.000 Two were straight on.

02:11:16.000 I didn't feel anything.

02:11:17.000 Like we said, playsman, hit me here, hit me here.

02:11:20.000 Then the one I turned on a jab hit me behind the ear, and that was the ending shot.

02:11:24.000 So I really didn't feel it.

02:11:25.000 He's so good at landing that shot, too.

02:11:27.000 But if you look case by case, Roy has to be the hardest hitter.

02:11:31.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:11:31.000 Yeah.

02:11:32.000 It's amazing.

02:11:33.000 It's the leverage. 1.00

02:11:34.000 It's the leverage and the way he throws that right hand, just reckless as shit and all the power. 1.00

02:11:40.000 And also this fucking confidence in his chin. 1.00

02:11:43.000 I mean, Junior Dos Santos hit him with everything but the fucking kitchen sink. 1.00

02:11:47.000 How about Verdun? 0.99

02:11:48.000 Dude, he thought he won the Verdun fight.

02:11:50.000 Yeah, eating those knees. 1.00

02:11:52.000 He was like, that guy never hurt me. 1.00

02:11:55.000 I mean, he's a fucking animal, bro. 1.00

02:11:57.000 He's an animal. 1.00

02:11:58.000 You know what's tough, though?

02:11:58.000 And everyone here loves Roy.

02:12:00.000 At some point, that crazy durability chin...

02:12:04.000 It could be this fight.

02:12:05.000 It could be ten fights from now.

02:12:07.000 It just goes away. 1.00

02:12:08.000 It's like, oh, shit. 1.00

02:12:09.000 Or he is just that country motherfucker that you hear about that lives up in the mountain and chops wood with his face and doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

02:12:16.000 He can fight 170. There's no one like that, though, is there? 1.00

02:12:19.000 You'd think Fado would be that guy.

02:12:21.000 Right.

02:12:22.000 He can fight 170. No, not 170. I'm kidding.

02:12:25.000 I'm being silly. 0.89

02:12:26.000 He's got a lot of weight on him. 0.85

02:12:28.000 Well, he's weighing about...

02:12:29.000 What is he weighing in?

02:12:30.000 250?

02:12:31.000 260. Is it possible that that beard can absorb punishment?

02:12:35.000 No, no, no.

02:12:36.000 Is it possible?

02:12:36.000 No.

02:12:37.000 No?

02:12:38.000 Otherwise, Kimbo slides to be the champ.

02:12:41.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

02:12:42.000 That dude had a gnarly ass beard. 1.00

02:12:44.000 He's got straight out of the belly. 0.99

02:12:45.000 I remember when I trained with him, I was like, guilty.

02:12:48.000 He's jerry-curled all over your hands.

02:12:51.000 I mean, he has got a...

02:12:52.000 There's no reason.

02:12:55.000 Kimmel Slice had the best look of all time.

02:12:58.000 You know what?

02:12:59.000 Nicest fighter I know.

02:13:00.000 The greatest guy.

02:13:01.000 Nicest fighter I know.

02:13:02.000 He's a sweetheart.

02:13:02.000 You know what I'm having on my podcast, man?

02:13:04.000 Kid Cudi.

02:13:05.000 Houston Alexander.

02:13:06.000 Aren't you having Kid Cudi on? 0.96

02:13:07.000 Yeah, I'm having Kid Cudi on Monday. 0.99

02:13:08.000 That's fucking huge. 0.97

02:13:08.000 Me and my brother are huge Kid Cudi fans. 0.97

02:13:10.000 Yeah, he's awesome.

02:13:10.000 When he sits down, he'll say, Big Brown loves ya.

02:13:13.000 I'm going to tell him Big Brown loves ya.

02:13:14.000 I'll probably even walk out to one of his songs if he's cool.

02:13:16.000 Ooh, dude.

02:13:18.000 I'll tell him.

02:13:18.000 I'll tell him on Monday.

02:13:19.000 Give Big Brown a shout out.

02:13:20.000 I'll walk out to one of his songs.

02:13:21.000 I'll tell him on Monday, man.

02:13:22.000 God, he's good.

02:13:24.000 Yeah, he's good.

02:13:25.000 But I'm going to get Houston Alexander on, too. 1.00

02:13:27.000 He's another motherfucker. 1.00

02:13:28.000 God damn, Houston Alexander. 1.00

02:13:30.000 He had some power. 1.00

02:13:30.000 You want to talk about Styles makes fight? 1.00

02:13:32.000 How about when Houston Kimbo slot? 1.00

02:13:34.000 Everyone's like, oh shit! 0.99

02:13:35.000 This will be the fight of the century! 1.00

02:13:37.000 Literally, the whole fight you watch like this.

02:13:39.000 It was a tough fight.

02:13:41.000 It was so boring.

02:13:42.000 They were both exhausted.

02:13:43.000 And no one committed because they both have knockout power.

02:13:46.000 It was weird.

02:13:46.000 How about when Houston Alexander fought Keith Jardine?

02:13:49.000 Nobody knew who he was.

02:13:50.000 Oh, I know.

02:13:51.000 Caught him.

02:13:52.000 Woo! 0.99

02:13:53.000 Alexander can punch, man. 0.83

02:13:55.000 Mark Hunt's a scary dude, man.

02:13:57.000 And he's familiar in Japan.

02:13:59.000 Listen, he's a star in Japan.

02:14:02.000 Superstar.

02:14:03.000 Superstar.

02:14:03.000 He's the K1 Grand Prix champion.

02:14:05.000 He's fought some of the best of the best of all time.

02:14:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:14:08.000 If you have a tattoo on your neck, do not talk shit to a guy. 0.99

02:14:11.000 Man, it looks like they packed out a stadium here, huh? 0.99

02:14:14.000 There's a lot of dudes with neck tattoos.

02:14:14.000 Good crowd.

02:14:15.000 That's a good point.

02:14:16.000 That's a legit point.

02:14:17.000 There's a lot of guys in Venice with dirty feet with neck tattoos.

02:14:20.000 Neck tattoos. 1.00

02:14:21.000 And like, fucking all skinny. 1.00

02:14:22.000 I'm just saying, Mark Hunt is the gnarliest tattoo. 0.99

02:14:25.000 I think that's his son's name, by the way.

02:14:27.000 Whatever.

02:14:28.000 I'm pretty sure that's his son's name that he had written in kanji on his neck.

02:14:33.000 You know me, I'm always coming up with schemes or something to get a guy to fight me.

02:14:37.000 I want this big fight. 0.99

02:14:38.000 And with Hunt, we're talking shit back and forth. 1.00

02:14:40.000 I said, fuck it. 1.00

02:14:41.000 Let's put our fight purses on the line. 1.00

02:14:42.000 I win, I get all your money.

02:14:44.000 You win, you get all mine.

02:14:45.000 Thinking he'd be like, nah.

02:14:46.000 He was like, cool.

02:14:49.000 Cool, man.

02:14:50.000 We'll ask Dana.

02:14:52.000 You know, knowing damn well Dana's not even...

02:14:53.000 We'll ask Dana.

02:14:54.000 We'll see how it goes, you know? 1.00

02:14:56.000 He shut that shit down real quick. 1.00

02:14:58.000 Well, didn't Bisping just offer that to Luke Rockhold? 1.00

02:15:02.000 Stole a page out of Shob's book.

02:15:03.000 Yeah, he did.

02:15:03.000 Yeah.

02:15:04.000 Me and Bisping talked about that.

02:15:05.000 Yeah, Bisping, he was being really funny about it, too.

02:15:10.000 Saying, since I get paid about five times more, it's much more valuable to me.

02:15:13.000 Bro, let's talk about this, though.

02:15:15.000 Mark Hunt...

02:15:15.000 I'm really excited about this fight, guys.

02:15:17.000 I can't wait for this fight.

02:15:18.000 Let's talk about Mark Hunt real quick, though.

02:15:19.000 Just a couple years ago, if you remember...

02:15:23.000 He got taken down by Chris Tuster.

02:15:24.000 He lost to McCorkle by submission.

02:15:27.000 McCorkle caught him in submission.

02:15:29.000 McCorkle caught him in submission.

02:15:31.000 He went to that weird fight in Denver with Rothwell where they call it the worst heavyweight fight of all time. 0.98

02:15:37.000 So you're like, damn, Mark Hunt is not doing well. 0.99

02:15:40.000 Look at this motherfucker now. 1.00

02:15:42.000 Killing the game. 1.00

02:15:44.000 Well, that Rothwell fight, man, was in Denver.

02:15:46.000 And if you don't live in Denver, good luck fighting in Denver if you weigh 260 pounds.

02:15:50.000 Listen, if you're not in shape in New Zealand, when you get to Denver, you're also not going to be in shape. 0.99

02:15:57.000 If you're not in shape in California, when you fly to Florida, your fat ass still ain't in shape. 0.99

02:16:02.000 That is true. 0.99

02:16:03.000 I used to fly train partners in and they'd be crazy out of shape.

02:16:06.000 Bro, this altitude. 1.00

02:16:07.000 You're fat as shit, bro. 1.00

02:16:09.000 No, it doesn't matter. 1.00

02:16:09.000 Where'd you come from? 1.00

02:16:10.000 Jacksonville? 1.00

02:16:11.000 Yeah, you're fat in Jacksonville. 0.99

02:16:12.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

02:16:13.000 It drives me nuts.

02:16:14.000 How disappointing must that be for professional athletes?

02:16:17.000 Like, they come in professional athletes to work with you.

02:16:19.000 And their shape, like the kind of conditioning they're in.

02:16:21.000 We would send them home the next day.

02:16:22.000 Would you?

02:16:23.000 Yep.

02:16:23.000 Beat it, nerd.

02:16:24.000 Go kick rocks, geek. 0.99

02:16:25.000 Beat it, nerd.

02:16:26.000 So, don't they say that the best way to do it is to sleep at sea level and train at altitude?

02:16:33.000 They say, like, living in San Bernardino.

02:16:35.000 No, sleep at altitude, train at sea level.

02:16:36.000 Yes, that's what I meant.

02:16:37.000 Train it where there's no altitude.

02:16:40.000 And then sleep.

02:16:40.000 Why?

02:16:41.000 Because your body, you get the harder work rate at sea level.

02:16:44.000 You get more reps in.

02:16:45.000 There's plenty of oxygen.

02:16:46.000 More reps.

02:16:46.000 More energy exerted.

02:16:47.000 Because you're not struggling.

02:16:49.000 But there is a benefit to living and training up there, but it's not as much of a benefit as sleeping up there, but training it's here.

02:16:56.000 See, I used to train at obviously high altitude and live at high altitude.

02:16:59.000 I feel ten times better living in California.

02:17:02.000 I get better training, my body recovers better.

02:17:05.000 I breathe better.

02:17:07.000 Do you ever feel a difference?

02:17:09.000 Flourishing in L.A. What?

02:17:10.000 More oxygen.

02:17:11.000 Oh, you're getting very excited.

02:17:11.000 Sorry, man.

02:17:12.000 Those sprinkles got me crunk as shit. 0.99

02:17:13.000 I'm also going to shit my pants any second. 0.99

02:17:15.000 It's also, there's a habaneros in there. 0.97

02:17:17.000 I know.

02:17:17.000 That's what it is.

02:17:17.000 Beautiful.

02:17:18.000 And I drank seven cups of coffee.

02:17:19.000 Do you, like, if you were going to fight in Denver, would you go to Denver and prepare?

02:17:23.000 Yeah, I would.

02:17:24.000 Hmm.

02:17:24.000 Kind of have to, right?

02:17:25.000 You know what?

02:17:25.000 But Joe Silva said he's never going to put heavyweights on a Denver card again.

02:17:29.000 Because of that?

02:17:29.000 Thanks, Rothwell and Hunt.

02:17:31.000 Thanks.

02:17:32.000 Thank you, sir.

02:17:33.000 Ah! 0.99

02:17:34.000 It's hard, man, if you're fucking not from there, man. 0.99

02:17:36.000 Real quick, Mark Hunt's 9-8, number 6 in the world. 1.00

02:17:38.000 That's fucking gangster, man. 0.99

02:17:41.000 9-8. 1.00

02:17:43.000 5-10, 264. Hey, real quick, if you're in the NFL and you throw 9 touchdowns, 8 interceptions, you don't have a job.

02:17:50.000 I'm just saying.

02:17:51.000 Yeah, but this isn't the NFL. This is Mark Hunt.

02:17:53.000 I agree.

02:17:54.000 K-1 Grand Prix champion who knocked out Czech Congo.

02:17:58.000 K1 Grand Prix champion who was the shortest fighter ever.

02:18:03.000 God, this is a good fight.

02:18:05.000 Man, they look exactly the same.

02:18:07.000 His fight and Stefan Struve's height, it was the most disparity in size ever in a heavyweight fight.

02:18:12.000 And Hunt landed a leaping left hook that destroyed Struve's jaw. 0.95

02:18:16.000 Broke his jaw.

02:18:17.000 Warm cheese against caramel.

02:18:19.000 This is an interesting fight, man.

02:18:20.000 Very interesting.

02:18:22.000 Hunt certainly has more weapons, but he's also been in more wars.

02:18:26.000 I disagree.

02:18:27.000 I don't think he has more weapons.

02:18:28.000 Stand up?

02:18:28.000 No, I'm saying overall.

02:18:29.000 I'm saying as an MMA fighter.

02:18:30.000 No, no, he definitely doesn't overall. 1.00

02:18:32.000 He's got some tits. 1.00

02:18:33.000 He's got more weapons standing up. 1.00

02:18:35.000 100%.

02:18:36.000 But Roy arguably has more power in his one weapon.

02:18:40.000 Roy isn't known as a good wrestler.

02:18:44.000 He has trips.

02:18:45.000 He has trips.

02:18:45.000 Yeah, but Mark Hunt has been working on his takedown defense.

02:18:49.000 Dude, Mark Hunt's left hook is from fucking outer space. 1.00

02:18:53.000 He knocks aliens out with that shit. 1.00

02:18:54.000 Mark Hunt's not easy to takedown. 1.00

02:18:56.000 He's harder than shit, son. 1.00

02:18:58.000 He just tagged Nelson. 1.00

02:18:59.000 Holy shit! 1.00

02:19:01.000 Damn! 1.00

02:19:02.000 Can you imagine if this is the first fight where we see Roy get stopped? 0.99

02:19:05.000 It might be.

02:19:06.000 It might be.

02:19:08.000 He might not be able to take Mark Hunt down.

02:19:10.000 I think Roy's too smart, man. 1.00

02:19:12.000 Very good at slipping in and out of shit, too. 1.00

02:19:15.000 He's really good at that check hook. 1.00

02:19:17.000 Ooh, Roy goes for the takedown early.

02:19:19.000 Let me tell you.

02:19:20.000 Let me tell you.

02:19:21.000 I told my brother on the way down, I said, boy, he's a shooter.

02:19:23.000 He's a Roy.

02:19:23.000 He's smart, man.

02:19:25.000 Oh, you cut all that weight?

02:19:27.000 You take him down early, it's going to exhaust him.

02:19:29.000 He's not going to have the same power.

02:19:30.000 Well, not only that, Hunt is a very skillful striker.

02:19:33.000 He's not going to just stand right in front of you.

02:19:35.000 Like, you see when Roy went to throw that right hand? 1.00

02:19:37.000 Hunt slides right out of the range of shit. 1.00

02:19:40.000 Just out of the range of shit. 1.00

02:19:41.000 Poked him in the eye? 1.00

02:19:42.000 Wouldn't that be the worst if the fight stops in the eye poke and it's all the way in Japan?

02:19:45.000 Right now.

02:19:45.000 This entire night would be ruined.

02:19:47.000 Yeah, isn't that sad?

02:19:48.000 At least no one would have gotten hurt. 1.00

02:19:51.000 I fucking hate... 1.00

02:19:53.000 I hate the glove situation, man. 0.99

02:19:55.000 I feel like there's gotta be a way to... 1.00

02:19:57.000 Oh yeah, he poked him right in the fucking eye. 0.99

02:19:59.000 He said it too. 1.00

02:19:59.000 He said enjoy your victory with one fucking eye. 1.00

02:20:03.000 It's so disappointing, man. 1.00

02:20:06.000 I mean, nobody means to do it.

02:20:08.000 That's a Muay Thai thing too, you know?

02:20:10.000 They train that with the glove on.

02:20:16.000 He's alright.

02:20:17.000 He's alright.

02:20:17.000 He's gonna keep going.

02:20:18.000 Beautiful, beautiful.

02:20:19.000 They need to come up with a solution, Big Brown.

02:20:21.000 What's the solution?

02:20:24.000 Is it something that covers the fingertips?

02:20:26.000 Oven mitts.

02:20:26.000 Oven mitts, right?

02:20:27.000 Oven mitts.

02:20:28.000 Finger condoms.

02:20:29.000 It's obviously not no gloves.

02:20:32.000 No gloves, no solution at all for that.

02:20:34.000 You have to have the fingers out, man, for grappling.

02:20:36.000 Yeah, I know.

02:20:38.000 Yeah, but is it...

02:20:38.000 Oh!

02:20:39.000 Beautiful left kick to the body. 1.00

02:20:42.000 Goddamn. 1.00

02:20:42.000 He put some fucking pop in that. 1.00

02:20:44.000 Mark Hunt's a... 1.00

02:20:45.000 Ooh, good right hand.

02:20:47.000 Oh, he caught him.

02:20:47.000 Nelson gets angry.

02:20:48.000 Remember, Hunt's been KO'd before by Melvin Manhoof.

02:20:51.000 Yeah.

02:20:52.000 He did.

02:20:53.000 In 18 seconds. 1.00

02:20:54.000 Melvin Manhoof is a motherfucker. 1.00

02:20:57.000 Straight up scary. 1.00

02:20:59.000 Meanwhile, remember that fight with Robbie Lawler?

02:21:01.000 Hunt is so much faster than he should be. 0.76

02:21:03.000 He's beating the shit out of Robbie Lawler. 0.98

02:21:04.000 There's that leg kick, man. 1.00

02:21:05.000 You just get kicked by a telephone pole.

02:21:08.000 That's not a normal knee.

02:21:10.000 What kind of knee is that?

02:21:11.000 Look at the size of that knee.

02:21:12.000 That's three knees. 1.00

02:21:12.000 Roy's throwing some serious shit. 1.00

02:21:14.000 He is. 1.00

02:21:14.000 Three knees. 1.00

02:21:15.000 But you know what?

02:21:16.000 If Hunt's smart and he keeps sliding towards his right after he lands shots, he takes away some of the right hand.

02:21:22.000 Slide to the right.

02:21:23.000 Because Roy very rarely throws lefts.

02:21:26.000 His left is a measuring device.

02:21:28.000 Yes, exactly.

02:21:29.000 I mean, he'll throw a left to get you thinking about it, but that right hand is the bomb diggity.

02:21:33.000 With me, he threw a double jab. 1.00

02:21:36.000 See, there's the right.

02:21:37.000 A double jab to a huge right hand. 0.62

02:21:39.000 That's his thing.

02:21:39.000 He goes, bop, bop, shakes it, and then big right hand.

02:21:41.000 See, the thing about a striker like Hunt, like, look how slick he is.

02:21:45.000 He's slick.

02:21:46.000 He's basically 300 pounds right now, too. 1.00

02:21:48.000 Moving like a fucking ballerina elephant. 0.99

02:21:51.000 Oh, and there's a clean right hand he landed. 0.99

02:21:54.000 See, there's a disparity in technical advantages.

02:21:58.000 100%.

02:21:58.000 Like the technical advantage that Mario has.

02:22:00.000 His movement, too.

02:22:01.000 Yeah, his movement.

02:22:02.000 But that's also a technical advantage.

02:22:05.000 100%.

02:22:05.000 He knows exactly where he's coming.

02:22:07.000 And look, if he avoids the right hand, see?

02:22:09.000 It's all the avoiding the right hand, though.

02:22:12.000 He doesn't have to worry about knees or kicks.

02:22:15.000 He's just worried about that right hand.

02:22:16.000 And at his level, if they go, all this guy has the right hand, he's going to go, oh, cool.

02:22:19.000 It's a totally different animal.

02:22:21.000 You're dealing with a K-1 Grand Prix champion.

02:22:23.000 But now you're talking about a guy who can stick in there and has better cardio than you.

02:22:28.000 Maybe.

02:22:29.000 Who knows who's got better cardio so far.

02:22:32.000 But right now you're just dealing with Mark Hunt.

02:22:34.000 I mean, Mark Hunt was fat, but it doesn't mean he's out of shape.

02:22:36.000 Just because he's 290 pounds, he could have been starting off at 340 and gotten really good shape at 290 and had a cut down at 265. And still be able to kick some fucking ass for three rounds or five rounds. 0.99

02:22:48.000 Apparently you're right. 1.00

02:22:49.000 It's five rounds.

02:22:50.000 I'm very excited when I found out.

02:22:51.000 I knew it was five rounds, but I forgot for a second.

02:22:54.000 Oh, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

02:22:55.000 That's deep water.

02:22:56.000 Did you hear that?

02:22:56.000 I don't know if this is true, but if it is true...

02:22:58.000 Oh! 0.60

02:22:59.000 Roy tagged him!

02:23:00.000 Roy got him with the left hook, too. 1.00

02:23:02.000 Fuck yeah, he did. 0.99

02:23:04.000 Someone said that Junior Dos Santos, the Stipe Miocic fight, he requested a three-round fight for the main event. 0.99

02:23:10.000 Did you hear that?

02:23:11.000 Is that true?

02:23:12.000 I heard he wants a three-round fight.

02:23:15.000 Why do you think that is? 0.99

02:23:16.000 Maybe those two fights with Kane, those fucking horrible five-round wars, man. 0.98

02:23:20.000 Maybe he doesn't want to do that to his body. 0.99

02:23:21.000 If I'm Stipe, I'm saying, nope, five rounds. 1.00

02:23:27.000 The other thing that Hunt is good at is rolling with shit. 0.99

02:23:30.000 Hunt looks tired now, man. 1.00

02:23:31.000 Hunt looks a little tired.

02:23:32.000 Not to me.

02:23:33.000 He doesn't get stiff with stuff.

02:23:35.000 He rolls.

02:23:36.000 Like when things are coming at him, he rolls away from things.

02:23:39.000 See that?

02:23:39.000 Yeah.

02:23:40.000 He takes a lot of the power off of those punches when he does that.

02:23:45.000 And for someone who's not used to a guy that's that slick like that, it also makes you very tired because you're decelerating your own punches instead of hitting something.

02:23:57.000 Yeah, missing a punch makes you more tired than actually hitting someone.

02:24:00.000 Yeah.

02:24:01.000 When you're fighting a guy, that's why Ali would wear guys out so well. 1.00

02:24:04.000 Yep. 0.99

02:24:05.000 Because he would just be standing in front of them and they would just be fucking eating air sandwiches. 0.99

02:24:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:24:09.000 Look at that.

02:24:10.000 Beautiful movement.

02:24:11.000 You know what that is, man?

02:24:12.000 That's just knowledge.

02:24:13.000 Just knowing where the punches are coming from.

02:24:15.000 It's just experience, man.

02:24:18.000 Roy looks a little tired.

02:24:22.000 His head's always in the right spot.

02:24:24.000 Yeah.

02:24:24.000 Well, it's so tough.

02:24:26.000 If he knows that you have two weapons, right?

02:24:29.000 I mean, Roy only hit him with one pretty good leg kick.

02:24:31.000 It's a pretty good leg kick, though.

02:24:32.000 Not game-changing.

02:24:34.000 No, but pretty good.

02:24:35.000 Now, here's a couple of good combinations.

02:24:36.000 Roy landed a great left hook right hand.

02:24:37.000 That was the...

02:24:38.000 Yeah.

02:24:40.000 Boom.

02:24:40.000 There's a nice right hand.

02:24:41.000 Right to the eyeball. 1.00

02:24:43.000 Boom.

02:24:44.000 And look, slides away.

02:24:45.000 Boom.

02:24:45.000 There's one over the top.

02:24:46.000 That tagged him a little bit.

02:24:47.000 He kind of rolled with it, though.

02:24:48.000 He rolled with the left hook. 0.75

02:24:49.000 But there's a good leg kick.

02:24:50.000 But then he rolled with that, too.

02:24:52.000 Yeah, he rolled with it and just went with it.

02:24:54.000 But it's like, when Roy mixes it up, any time a fighter mixes it up...

02:25:00.000 We're good to go.

02:25:23.000 One of the reasons that led him to be one of the great fighters of all time is that he was so good at being unpredictable, you didn't know if he was going to strike or try to grapple.

02:25:31.000 And guys would be thinking, what's he going to do? 0.99

02:25:33.000 Fuck, he already did it. 1.00

02:25:34.000 And then you're always playing catch-up. 1.00

02:25:35.000 Yeah.

02:25:36.000 I talked to Nate Marquardt about that, who was his main training partner, and he would always say, you didn't know if he was going to shoot a double leg on you.

02:25:42.000 Oh! 0.60

02:25:43.000 He took him down.

02:25:44.000 Look at his back.

02:25:45.000 Look at this.

02:25:45.000 See, Hunt rolls all fours.

02:25:47.000 Oh! 0.60

02:25:48.000 What if he gets him?

02:25:50.000 Oh! 0.60

02:25:51.000 He's high.

02:25:53.000 Look at how thick his legs are.

02:25:56.000 Roy is very good though.

02:25:58.000 He's very good.

02:26:01.000 He's almost out.

02:26:02.000 He's out.

02:26:02.000 Oh my goodness.

02:26:03.000 Oh my goodness.

02:26:05.000 Hunt's out.

02:26:05.000 And Roy had to adjust his knee pad.

02:26:07.000 That's interesting.

02:26:08.000 What's that about?

02:26:09.000 It was uncomfortable.

02:26:11.000 Yeah, but I mean, what's up?

02:26:12.000 Do you think he's got a knee injury?

02:26:14.000 Oh, back fist.

02:26:17.000 That's a big, big moment for Hunt, right?

02:26:20.000 Yeah, getting up like that.

02:26:22.000 It's the fact that he could.

02:26:23.000 He was able to escape.

02:26:24.000 Dude, he's tough to keep down now.

02:26:26.000 It's all he's training, it looks like. 0.97

02:26:28.000 He's so fucking strong, too. 1.00

02:26:30.000 Look at the back on that fucking dude. 1.00

02:26:32.000 Takes a while to get it all together. 1.00

02:26:33.000 Some people would have quit.

02:26:34.000 He just kept going, and now he's finally...

02:26:36.000 He's hard to take down, and he's got a little bit of jiu-jitsu.

02:26:41.000 And he's 290 and 510. That helps.

02:26:45.000 Yeah, that helps a little bit.

02:26:46.000 Did he get down to 265?

02:26:48.000 For a little bit.

02:26:49.000 For about 10 minutes.

02:26:51.000 So he had to cut to 265?

02:26:52.000 Yeah, he lost 19 pounds in one day.

02:26:55.000 They said he lost 19 pounds in one day.

02:26:58.000 So he's at least, you know...

02:27:00.000 A solid 284. A solid 284. That's so ridiculous.

02:27:07.000 That's so ridiculous. 0.99

02:27:08.000 What if he got down to 205? 0.99

02:27:10.000 But meanwhile, he fucking moves good. 0.98

02:27:13.000 He moves good. 0.99

02:27:15.000 But you know what?

02:27:16.000 Mike Dolce made some really good points.

02:27:17.000 He was talking about Cain Velasquez.

02:27:19.000 He was like, yeah, he's the best of all time.

02:27:21.000 Yeah, he's awesome. 0.89

02:27:22.000 And Fedor, yeah, he was fucking amazing in his prime. 0.54

02:27:25.000 And probably, oh, nice right hand. 0.98

02:27:28.000 But he goes, he would have been even better if he lost that body fat.

02:27:31.000 I disagree.

02:27:32.000 I think you need some body fat.

02:27:34.000 Listen, like I said, we all love Mike Dolce.

02:27:37.000 It's not a bodybuilding competition.

02:27:39.000 If Fedor or Cain Velasquez both had six packs, they wouldn't have the same cardio.

02:27:44.000 I think you need some of that fat to have some of that cardio.

02:27:48.000 But when you're trying to cut weight down...

02:27:51.000 Heavyweights aren't?

02:27:52.000 Yeah, heavyweights.

02:27:53.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:27:54.000 So why would Kane go, wait a second, I have the best card in the game?

02:27:57.000 Let me change my diet and get this six-pack because Dolce thinks I need to be lesser fat. 1.00

02:28:01.000 Plus, he's going to alienate a lot of people that love Roy Nelson because Roy Nelson looks like the average American.

02:28:07.000 Oh! 0.60

02:28:08.000 Big left hook. 1.00

02:28:08.000 Shit! 1.00

02:28:10.000 I've never seen Roy like that. 1.00

02:28:13.000 Big left hook.

02:28:13.000 Oh!

02:28:15.000 But Roy Nelson fires back.

02:28:16.000 This is what Roy wants, man. 0.99

02:28:18.000 If you didn't know Roy Nelson was a UFC fighter, and you saw that dude by a swimming pool, and you talked shit to him, what a fucking colossal mistake that would be. 0.99

02:28:27.000 I had a huge mistake. 0.99

02:28:28.000 Oh! 0.60

02:28:30.000 Oh my goodness!

02:28:32.000 Oh my god!

02:28:33.000 Oh my goodness!

02:28:35.000 Oh my god! 1.00

02:28:36.000 That is a bad Mark Beck is a motherfucker, dude. 1.00

02:28:41.000 He is a motherfucker. 1.00

02:28:43.000 I've never seen that faceplant. 1.00

02:28:45.000 I've never seen Roy Nelson take a shot like that. 1.00

02:28:47.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:28:48.000 Wow. 1.00

02:28:50.000 Oh, no. 0.99

02:28:50.000 That's fucking scary. 0.99

02:28:52.000 What do you mean, oh, no? 1.00

02:28:53.000 You hate Mark Hunt?

02:28:54.000 No, I'm just saying, wow.

02:28:55.000 That was crazy.

02:28:56.000 No, you said oh, no.

02:28:57.000 You said oh, no.

02:28:58.000 It was brutal.

02:28:58.000 Explain yourself.

02:28:59.000 Anyway.

02:28:59.000 Bravo turned on you.

02:29:01.000 He was with you.

02:29:02.000 He turned on you.

02:29:05.000 Look at this.

02:29:05.000 I'm a big country operative.

02:29:07.000 Oh, no.

02:29:08.000 Look how Mark Hunt walks away, too.

02:29:09.000 It looks so painful.

02:29:10.000 I love how he does that.

02:29:11.000 That walk away.

02:29:12.000 He's done that to three dudes now.

02:29:14.000 Look at this.

02:29:15.000 Right up cut.

02:29:16.000 Boom! 0.99

02:29:17.000 Look at this.

02:29:18.000 Right on the chin.

02:29:19.000 Look at that walkaway.

02:29:20.000 Mark Hunt is the king of the walkaway KO. He tripped right there.

02:29:23.000 Look at that.

02:29:23.000 But that's the referee got in his way.

02:29:25.000 No, no, no.

02:29:25.000 Watch.

02:29:26.000 Watch it again.

02:29:26.000 The referee pushed him.

02:29:27.000 Bullshit. 1.00

02:29:28.000 Watch this. 1.00

02:29:29.000 Boom! 0.99

02:29:29.000 Oh, my, my. 0.99

02:29:30.000 The fucking referee pushes him, man. 1.00

02:29:32.000 So what? 1.00

02:29:34.000 Hey, Andy.

02:29:35.000 What's up, man?

02:29:36.000 He should have blocked the ref. 0.99

02:29:38.000 Put a forearm in his neck. 1.00

02:29:39.000 That shit was bananas. 1.00

02:29:41.000 Imagine if he would have fucking high spin the ref. 1.00

02:29:43.000 A beautiful ending. 0.99

02:29:43.000 That referee ruined a beautiful walk-off KO. That was crazy. 0.99

02:29:47.000 Still a beautiful walk-off KO. Got caught right in the chin.

02:29:50.000 Well, he got caught by one of the best strikers in MMA, period.

02:29:53.000 Hardest hitter, by far the hardest hitter in the division.

02:29:55.000 Seriously, out of all the heavyweight fighters, nobody moves like him with a striker.

02:29:59.000 He's like a professional boxer.

02:30:02.000 Harder than Junior, harder than Kane.

02:30:04.000 100%.

02:30:05.000 But he moves so smooth. 0.78

02:30:06.000 He moves like a big black guy, right? 0.99

02:30:07.000 He's so smooth. 0.88

02:30:09.000 Oh, wow.

02:30:09.000 I'm not touching that.

02:30:10.000 Wow, yeah.

02:30:11.000 That's all you done.

02:30:12.000 With cream.

02:30:12.000 No, but you know what I'm talking about, right?

02:30:14.000 With cream.

02:30:14.000 You know what I'm talking about?

02:30:15.000 Cream.

02:30:15.000 Nobody moves that smooth.

02:30:17.000 Roy Snowman knows my smooth, man.

02:30:18.000 Kane moves professionally.

02:30:19.000 Kane moves professionally, but he moved like a brother.

02:30:22.000 Well, I think what Samoans, you know, have, one of the things that they like, there's so many guys like David Tua, Mark Hunt, they have incredible ability to generate power.

02:30:34.000 Such a beast.

02:30:35.000 Like David Tua, do you remember David Tua when he was in his primary?

02:30:37.000 John Ruiz?

02:30:39.000 Luizus. 1.00

02:30:39.000 Fucking Luizus. 1.00

02:30:42.000 He had unbelievable success. 1.00

02:30:44.000 And no one has a bigger fucking jaw. 0.99

02:30:48.000 Like, who's got a wider Mount Rushmore jaw than Mark Hunt? 1.00

02:30:52.000 He takes a tremendous bomb.

02:30:54.000 How old is he?

02:30:55.000 I think he's like 38 or 39 or something like that.

02:30:57.000 Every bit of 38. Thank you, Jesus.

02:31:05.000 He looks 29. I'll tell you what, he's in his fucking prime. 0.99

02:31:14.000 That's a fact. 0.99

02:31:15.000 Mark, you've had some huge wins in your career.

02:31:18.000 You just beat another top ten opponent.

02:31:19.000 Is there any heavyweight out there you got your sights set on that you'd like to fight next?

02:31:34.000 Aw, that's cute.

02:31:35.000 Aw.

02:31:36.000 Boom.

02:31:36.000 You gotta like Mark Hunt, man.

02:31:38.000 He's a great guy.

02:31:39.000 I hung out with him at the airport.

02:31:40.000 Him and his training partner.

02:31:42.000 He's a sweetheart.

02:31:43.000 Really, really fun guy to hang out with and talk to.

02:31:45.000 Very friendly.

02:31:47.000 It's so common there too, man.

02:31:50.000 So common there.

02:31:50.000 You know, what you were saying earlier about him, about his career being...

02:31:54.000 Here's one further.

02:31:55.000 When he first got signed by the UFC, they had his Strikeforce contract.

02:32:00.000 They didn't want to honor it.

02:32:02.000 They had his Pride contract.

02:32:03.000 They didn't want to honor his Pride contract.

02:32:05.000 Not that they didn't want to honor it, but they didn't want him to fight.

02:32:08.000 They wanted to pay him off.

02:32:09.000 And he said, no, I want to fight.

02:32:11.000 Not that they want to honor.

02:32:12.000 Of course, they would honor any contract.

02:32:14.000 But they didn't think that he was UFC material.

02:32:19.000 What's happening?

02:32:20.000 It's going up.

02:32:21.000 They didn't think he was UFC material.

02:32:23.000 They thought he'd lost a few guys, and he said, look, I want to prove it to you. 1.00

02:32:27.000 And then he loses his first fight, and fuck. 0.99

02:32:29.000 And they give him a second chance, and then, man, on a roll. 1.00

02:32:33.000 That was super impressive.

02:32:35.000 That was insane.

02:32:35.000 He lost how many straight?

02:32:37.000 Well, he lost to McCorkle, and then he lost after that to Junior Dos Santos.

02:32:43.000 Is that the next loss, or was there a loss in between?

02:32:45.000 No, he lost to McCorkle.

02:32:47.000 Did he lose that decision in Denver?

02:32:50.000 That's a good question.

02:32:52.000 He won it?

02:32:52.000 Did he beat Brennan Schaub?

02:32:54.000 I mean, not Brennan Schaub.

02:32:55.000 He's right here.

02:32:56.000 Ben Rothwell?

02:32:58.000 Ben Rothwell in Denver.

02:32:59.000 I forget.

02:33:00.000 I know it was a decision.

02:33:01.000 Let me pull it up.

02:33:02.000 Mark Hunt. 0.99

02:33:03.000 Damn, I've never seen Roy get taken out like that. 1.00

02:33:06.000 Fuck, that was beautiful. 1.00

02:33:08.000 Amazing. 1.00

02:33:09.000 Dude, that shit was beautiful. 1.00

02:33:10.000 Dope-ass picture on Wikipedia. 1.00

02:33:12.000 Hey, have you guys seen Josh Barnett and Renato Laranja do a scene from Brokeback Mountain? 0.88

02:33:18.000 No.

02:33:19.000 Of course I haven't seen it.

02:33:21.000 Have you seen it?

02:33:22.000 No.

02:33:23.000 Oh my god, dude.

02:33:24.000 Go Henato Laranja Show, Episode 4, Josh Barnett, Henato Laranja, doing a scene from Brokeback Mountain.

02:33:33.000 It's incredible.

02:33:34.000 What did I say?

02:33:34.000 We need to start doing it.

02:33:35.000 What do we got here?

02:33:36.000 I said we need to start reenacting.

02:33:38.000 So the Silva fight was a draw.

02:33:40.000 But wasn't that fight changed because of the drug thing?

02:33:44.000 Didn't they disqualify?

02:33:46.000 It was a draw, so there's no winner though.

02:33:50.000 But it was a draw anyway, right?

02:33:51.000 He got Bigfoot's money and bonus money for the fight of the night.

02:33:55.000 So he lost Junior Santos.

02:33:56.000 Before that, he beat Stefan Struve, Chet Congo, Ben Rothwell, and Tuckshire.

02:34:00.000 So McCorkle was the loss, and then he won four in a row, and then he fought Dos Santos, and then he had the war with Bigfoot.

02:34:07.000 But he lost a whole shitload right there.

02:34:10.000 He did lose one, two, three, four, five. 0.80

02:34:12.000 He lost six in a row.

02:34:14.000 Dude, he got submitted by Musashi.

02:34:15.000 Look at the guys he was fighting.

02:34:19.000 Alex in a row.

02:34:20.000 Josh Barnett beat him.

02:34:22.000 Fedor was an interesting fight, man.

02:34:23.000 Remember when he had Fedor in an armlock?

02:34:26.000 Remember that?

02:34:26.000 I forget.

02:34:27.000 Yeah, he hit him like a Kimura, but he couldn't finish it. 0.72

02:34:29.000 Those are some monster opponents.

02:34:32.000 Those early days, though, he was a pure striker.

02:34:34.000 No nothing, you know?

02:34:35.000 He didn't know what he was doing.

02:34:37.000 He was learning.

02:34:37.000 But he beat Marco Krokop in pride.

02:34:40.000 In his prime, too.

02:34:41.000 And he beat Vandele Silva.

02:34:42.000 You know, a lot of people think he was the guy that ruined Vandele.

02:34:45.000 Because Vandele fought him as a heavyweight.

02:34:47.000 And Vandele was the 203-pound champion. 0.76

02:34:49.000 He was fucking everybody up at 203. And went up and fought.

02:34:53.000 And he actually, I believe, if I remember correctly, he was light when he fought Hunt.

02:34:58.000 I think he was only like 199. And he fought Hunt.

02:35:01.000 That's crazy.

02:35:01.000 Crazy.

02:35:02.000 It was like light for him.

02:35:03.000 Yeah.

02:35:03.000 Like when he fought Krokop, he was super heavy.

02:35:05.000 He was like, he was heavier than Krokop.

02:35:07.000 If I remember correctly, Vanderlei was like 218 and Krokop was 214. Wow.

02:35:14.000 Vanderlei was just a- You said that Krokop was the strongest guy you ever felt, right?

02:35:17.000 Yeah.

02:35:19.000 What did he weigh when you fought him?

02:35:22.000 221 or something like that.

02:35:24.000 Maybe 220. And at that weight, did he feel stronger than you were?

02:35:28.000 Just like so like a rock.

02:35:32.000 He couldn't move.

02:35:33.000 You know how some guys you move and they kind of budge?

02:35:36.000 It's like a statue.

02:35:38.000 The legs?

02:35:39.000 That guy has giant legs.

02:35:40.000 He has a good base.

02:35:41.000 I just think he was like, there was no fat on him.

02:35:44.000 Just like that grown man strength when I fought him, you know? 0.96

02:35:47.000 You know, you're talking about a guy who's been kickboxing for so fucking long.

02:35:52.000 I would imagine that a guy who's a really strong kickboxer, like a Hunt, or like a Crow Cop, those guys that develop those monster-ass legs, and they have good balance from throwing kicks, once you teach those guys to take down defense, it becomes very difficult. 0.98

02:36:09.000 Because they're dealing with such a ridiculous base. 1.00

02:36:11.000 Crow Cop has some giant ass fucking legs, man. 1.00

02:36:14.000 Huge legs. 1.00

02:36:15.000 You want to talk about a guy with a ridiculous highlight reel? 0.98

02:36:19.000 Stud. 0.97

02:36:22.000 I'm so tired.

02:36:24.000 Brian looks exhausted.

02:36:26.000 Why are you so tired?

02:36:27.000 I just had such a long day.

02:36:28.000 Aw, poor baby. 1.00

02:36:30.000 I was shooting the Goldbergs. 0.79

02:36:32.000 I'm so cute.

02:36:32.000 Did you shoot it today?

02:36:33.000 Yeah.

02:36:34.000 Such a fun part. 1.00

02:36:35.000 Do you like sucking the dick of television still? 1.00

02:36:38.000 Do you like playing with television's balls? 1.00

02:36:40.000 I like that show. 0.97

02:36:41.000 I have to say I really like that show.

02:36:42.000 What network is it for?

02:36:44.000 ABC. I play the gym teacher from the 80s.

02:36:47.000 Oh my god.

02:36:47.000 Oh, I can imagine.

02:36:48.000 It's so funny.

02:36:49.000 I drank this protein shake.

02:36:50.000 I had to drink...

02:36:51.000 It's actually one of the best things I've ever done.

02:36:53.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

02:36:54.000 What's the name of the show?

02:36:56.000 The Goldbergs.

02:36:57.000 It's such a funny...

02:36:58.000 Jeff Garland.

02:36:58.000 It's a sitcom?

02:36:59.000 Wendy McClendon, who is in Bridesmaids.

02:37:04.000 It's a really funny show. 0.99

02:37:05.000 I heard Bridesmaids is a funny fucking movie. 0.97

02:37:06.000 So you're a part of the show? 1.00

02:37:07.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:37:08.000 Is it really funny? 1.00

02:37:09.000 Great movie.

02:37:10.000 Dude.

02:37:10.000 Have you ever seen it, Eddie?

02:37:11.000 It's on YouTube? 1.00

02:37:12.000 It's a fucking American classic. 1.00

02:37:14.000 What's it called? 1.00

02:37:15.000 It's called The Goldbergs.

02:37:16.000 Okay.

02:37:16.000 You ever see Bridesmaids?

02:37:18.000 No.

02:37:19.000 Never saw it?

02:37:20.000 It's supposed to be really funny.

02:37:21.000 It's a pretty funny movie.

02:37:22.000 It's an amazing movie.

02:37:23.000 Dana White tells me it's really funny.

02:37:25.000 Dude, it's a classic.

02:37:26.000 It's an American classic.

02:37:27.000 It's funny.

02:37:28.000 You know who else hasn't seen Bridesmaids?

02:37:31.000 Al-Qaeda.

02:37:32.000 ISIS. Fucking see Bridesmaids, man. 1.00

02:37:35.000 See Bridesmaids. 1.00

02:37:36.000 If you're an American, go see fucking Bridesmaids. 1.00

02:37:40.000 Is that new? 1.00

02:37:40.000 Is it new? 1.00

02:37:42.000 No!

02:37:42.000 Not at all!

02:37:43.000 It's been about three years!

02:37:45.000 Hey bro!

02:37:45.000 You live in America?

02:37:47.000 Bridesmaids was a huge hit!

02:37:48.000 Real quick, you a terrorist? 0.95

02:37:50.000 Huge hit! 0.99

02:37:50.000 Are you a terrorist? 0.99

02:37:53.000 It's actually a really good movie.

02:37:54.000 I like The Winter Soldier, Captain America.

02:37:56.000 I saw it recently.

02:37:57.000 You know the last funny movie that I saw was?

02:37:59.000 Was this at the end?

02:38:00.000 That's a funny movie. 0.97

02:38:02.000 Fucking hilarious. 0.97

02:38:04.000 Seth Rogen. 0.99

02:38:06.000 What's the dude from Eastbound and Down?

02:38:09.000 Dan McBride is great. 0.87

02:38:10.000 How fucking funny is he in that movie? 0.92

02:38:13.000 That's his character, dude. 0.98

02:38:14.000 Have you seen Eastbound and Down?

02:38:15.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:38:16.000 It's amazing.

02:38:17.000 He's awesome.

02:38:17.000 I love that dude.

02:38:18.000 He's drinking and eating all this shit. 1.00

02:38:20.000 He fucking pours on the water. 1.00

02:38:22.000 I don't want to give up. 0.99

02:38:24.000 Spoiler alert.

02:38:24.000 It's been out for six years.

02:38:26.000 Fucking spoiler alert. 0.98

02:38:27.000 Spoiler alert. 0.99

02:38:29.000 Spoiler alert.

02:38:30.000 It's a million o'clock.

02:38:32.000 Nobody's out. 0.98

02:38:33.000 People get mad at me for fucking spoilers for fights that happened like the day before. 0.96

02:38:37.000 I'll say, oh, I just finally got around to watching Blank Fight. 0.99

02:38:40.000 Wow, what a fucking huge win from Blank. 0.99

02:38:42.000 They go, fucking spoiler alert. 1.00

02:38:45.000 You're online, shithead! 1.00

02:38:47.000 You're online, you're reading a Twitter feed of a fucking MMA commentator for the UFC. What did you think was coming your way, stupid? 1.00

02:38:54.000 You looking for flower arrangement tips? 1.00

02:38:56.000 What do you think I'm going to talk about? 1.00

02:38:58.000 Why are you on my fucking Twitter feed? 0.99

02:39:00.000 Do you go on MMA Weekly's Twitter feed, too, and go, whoa, spoiler alert! 1.00

02:39:03.000 You're a fucking news site, stupid! 1.00

02:39:05.000 You know what has to hurt people's feelings when I see you talk shit to 120? 1.00

02:39:08.000 You go, dummy. 1.00

02:39:09.000 That hurts my feelings a lot. 0.98

02:39:11.000 That's something you and I talked about a long time ago.

02:39:15.000 Remember, sometimes when you call somebody a simple name, I almost cut this guy off.

02:39:21.000 Remember that guy who was this huge guy looking at me. 0.99

02:39:24.000 And I pull up next to him, and he goes, you got a fucking problem? 0.99

02:39:28.000 And he was this really big, giant guy, fat, really big. 0.99

02:39:32.000 And I looked at him, and I go, what? 1.00

02:39:34.000 And he goes, you got a fucking problem, man? 0.99

02:39:37.000 And I go... 1.00

02:39:38.000 You're fat. 0.98

02:39:40.000 And he goes, and I just drove away. 0.99

02:39:44.000 Like, little insults like that. 1.00

02:39:46.000 You're dumb or you're fat are powerful. 1.00

02:39:48.000 I would just start laughing. 1.00

02:39:49.000 If I pulled up to someone and said, hey, man, you got a fucking problem, he goes, you're fat. 1.00

02:39:53.000 I'd be like, oh, you fuck. 1.00

02:39:55.000 But it would hurt my feelings if they're like, you're a fucking dummy. 1.00

02:39:58.000 I'd be like, damn, bro. 1.00

02:40:00.000 You dummy. 1.00

02:40:01.000 Some people are dummies, man. 1.00

02:40:03.000 Some people are dummies. 1.00

02:40:05.000 I did that to a girl's talking in a show, a heckler. 1.00

02:40:07.000 You went, no, no, no, no, no! 1.00

02:40:10.000 You're dumb! 1.00

02:40:13.000 I've had a show of that more than once. 1.00

02:40:15.000 I'm not sure which event you're talking about.

02:40:17.000 That's perfect. 1.00

02:40:19.000 You're dumb! 1.00

02:40:20.000 You're dumb! 1.00

02:40:21.000 You know, that was a real problem with fucking doing stand-up at that comedy store. 1.00

02:40:25.000 Nobody does the crowd. 0.99

02:40:28.000 Nobody takes care of the crowd. 1.00

02:40:29.000 Comics shouldn't have to deal with that shit. 1.00

02:40:33.000 That shit should all be done by bouncers. 1.00

02:40:35.000 Any improv you go to, that never gets out of hand. 1.00

02:40:38.000 They squash that shit like that. 0.99

02:40:40.000 They know what they're doing. 1.00

02:40:41.000 I think I can tell the story.

02:40:43.000 What happened tonight?

02:40:44.000 Tonight?

02:40:45.000 What happened? 1.00

02:40:47.000 I was at the lab factory and there was a dude in the front row talking like an asshole. 1.00

02:40:52.000 And to the point where I kicked his leg a little bit, I went, hey, you got to shut up in the middle of my set. 1.00

02:40:57.000 I go, hey, you got to shut up.

02:40:59.000 And he goes, oh, sorry, sorry. 0.68

02:41:01.000 And then he kept talking.

02:41:02.000 I went through my set.

02:41:02.000 It was fine.

02:41:03.000 It went well.

02:41:05.000 And Dane Cook follows me.

02:41:08.000 And I'm watching Dane.

02:41:10.000 And the guy is doing the same thing.

02:41:13.000 And Dane literally, literally in the middle of it went like this.

02:41:17.000 And tweet if I'm exaggerating. 1.00

02:41:19.000 Dane goes, you shut the fuck up right fucking now or I will knock you the fuck out. 1.00

02:41:26.000 You say one more fucking word, I'm going to knock you out and send you the fuck out of here. 1.00

02:41:31.000 Sounds like Dan Cook's been doing some Taibo or some shit. 1.00

02:41:34.000 The fucking show, you asshole! 1.00

02:41:37.000 And the whole place started clapping. 1.00

02:41:39.000 How great would it be if the guy stood up and whooped Dane Cook's ass? 1.00

02:41:42.000 Right! 1.00

02:41:42.000 I was like, I was like, Dane! 1.00

02:41:43.000 In front of everyone.

02:41:44.000 But Dane was ready to go.

02:41:45.000 That guy was a plant put by Jamie Mossad.

02:41:47.000 He's like, buddy, Dane Cook is going to be on.

02:41:50.000 I want you to warm up with Brian Callen.

02:41:52.000 You go, you tell a joke, you talk to girl, you speak on phone.

02:41:57.000 And then when Dane Cook come on, he be so mad. 0.99

02:42:00.000 He's like, this fucking guy heckled me, I'm Dane Cook. 0.99

02:42:04.000 And then we get on TMZ. I have ten guys in the audience uploading it to YouTube. 0.99

02:42:11.000 I'm sure somebody videotaped it.

02:42:12.000 Brian, do me a favor.

02:42:14.000 Tell them the dream you had that you told me.

02:42:17.000 Tell them the dream.

02:42:18.000 You tell me if this is normal.

02:42:20.000 I think it's appropriate.

02:42:21.000 Okay.

02:42:22.000 This is my business partner. 1.00

02:42:23.000 Listen to this shit. 1.00

02:42:24.000 I had a dream. 1.00

02:42:25.000 I had a boyfriend.

02:42:26.000 Okay, that's not Martin Luther King.

02:42:28.000 Martin Luther King had a totally different dream.

02:42:30.000 I had a dream!

02:42:31.000 It started, Sibir. 0.85

02:42:32.000 I had a dream!

02:42:33.000 And what were you doing, Brad?

02:42:34.000 I had a boyfriend. 1.00

02:42:36.000 No, listen to this shit. 1.00

02:42:37.000 And he fucked me. 1.00

02:42:38.000 He had a dream he was having sex with a man. 1.00

02:42:41.000 Well, I'm glad you told me this after I told Steve Rinella that I don't want to share a tent with you. 0.92

02:42:46.000 Okay.

02:42:46.000 Because he asked me, he goes, is it okay if you share a tale with Brian?

02:42:50.000 Fuck yeah, I do. 1.00

02:42:51.000 I snore like a werewolf, dude. 1.00

02:42:53.000 You look like a snorer. 0.94

02:42:55.000 I'm a snorer, bro. 0.76

02:42:55.000 Dude, you don't even know. 0.76

02:42:56.000 I have an irregular neck. 0.96

02:42:57.000 It's the craziest, loudest snorer.

02:43:00.000 I thought you handled that, though.

02:43:01.000 Didn't you handle it with the mouthpiece?

02:43:03.000 I have a new mouthpiece.

02:43:03.000 I have a new mouthpiece since the last time we went hunting.

02:43:06.000 Well, I got one about seven, eight months ago.

02:43:08.000 This is like the third or fourth version.

02:43:09.000 Bro, I think I had sleep apnea because I wake up.

02:43:11.000 It wasn't fitting right, man.

02:43:12.000 It kept falling off.

02:43:12.000 The last one.

02:43:13.000 Yeah, it kept falling out.

02:43:14.000 But the new one, it's uncomfortable, but it fits great, and it keeps my tongue in place, makes no sound.

02:43:19.000 I sleep like a baby, I make no sound. 0.97

02:43:22.000 Finish your gay story, though. 1.00

02:43:23.000 I want other people to judge you. 0.99

02:43:25.000 I'm sorry.

02:43:25.000 I was talking about snoring.

02:43:26.000 Dude, it was so vivid, and I was like, I'm straight, man, and I have a boyfriend, and this guy keeps fucking me, and this is bad. 0.99

02:43:33.000 And I was like, in my dream, I was like, I'm straight as shit, and this guy's fucking me, and I gotta keep this a secret. 0.99

02:43:40.000 I'm not sure how to make sense of this. 0.99

02:43:42.000 That's a bit.

02:43:43.000 Is that a bit?

02:43:44.000 No, it's not a bit.

02:43:45.000 He needs it to be.

02:43:46.000 He was dead serious when he told me this, and I literally was just looking at him like this.

02:43:50.000 Bro, this is your next hour.

02:43:52.000 It's gonna start with this.

02:43:53.000 Write it down.

02:43:55.000 Write it down right now.

02:43:57.000 The possibilities are endless with this dream.

02:43:59.000 Is that not weird?

02:43:59.000 This dream could go wherever.

02:44:00.000 Have you ever had a dream like that?

02:44:02.000 No.

02:44:03.000 Never.

02:44:04.000 Ever in my life.

02:44:05.000 Dude, I was like, and I was like, and the guy had a big back.

02:44:07.000 But I believe him.

02:44:07.000 He had a back on him.

02:44:09.000 And I was like, damn, man. 0.99

02:44:10.000 And I remember. 0.99

02:44:12.000 And, and, I didn't tell you this part.

02:44:14.000 We were having cocktails.

02:44:16.000 We were having cocktails. 1.00

02:44:17.000 And I was looking over and I go, I gotta fuck this guy again. 1.00

02:44:19.000 I'm like... 1.00

02:44:20.000 And I was like, this is not normal.

02:44:24.000 I feel like I was sliding down an ice glacier. 1.00

02:44:28.000 I gotta fuck this guy again. 1.00

02:44:29.000 Yeah, I gotta fuck this guy again. 1.00

02:44:31.000 Oh, that's great shit. 1.00

02:44:32.000 It was crazy, bro. 1.00

02:44:33.000 What else?

02:44:34.000 I'm straight. 0.99

02:44:36.000 Man, I'm fucking straight. 1.00

02:44:39.000 This is disturbing how many jokes you have arguing your sexuality. 1.00

02:44:44.000 I know!

02:44:45.000 Because a big part of your act is arguing your sexuality.

02:44:48.000 I said he's 50% gay and I don't have an issue with it.

02:44:52.000 We got Brody Stevens up to 84%.

02:44:55.000 He started the podcast and said he was probably 10% gay.

02:44:58.000 By the end of the podcast, he told me he was 84% gay.

02:45:01.000 On our podcast, he said 15%.

02:45:03.000 After that dream, I said full 50%. 0.94

02:45:05.000 Do you think you're gay?

02:45:06.000 No.

02:45:07.000 A little bit?

02:45:07.000 No, I wish I was.

02:45:08.000 When we went hunting...

02:45:10.000 When we went hunting, we were gone for six...

02:45:12.000 The first time, we were gone for six days in Montana.

02:45:15.000 The second time, we were gone for five days in Wisconsin.

02:45:18.000 That's 11 days of gay jokes. 0.99

02:45:19.000 I mean, the kid is relentless. 0.97

02:45:21.000 It never stops coming.

02:45:23.000 It's a storm of locusts that there's no end.

02:45:26.000 It shows up on a satellite.

02:45:28.000 It shows up on a satellite.

02:45:30.000 It's like swarming across the sea.

02:45:32.000 Crops die.

02:45:33.000 Rivers get choked.

02:45:35.000 The rivers get choked, leaving...

02:45:38.000 There's no water that gets to the farmlands.

02:45:41.000 Crops dry up.

02:45:43.000 There's actually something with that.

02:45:44.000 You know who is actually more obsessed with male beauty than Brian Count?

02:45:48.000 Bushahiro Akiyama.

02:45:50.000 Well, yeah.

02:45:50.000 I mean, that's my boyfriend.

02:45:51.000 But Big Brown is...

02:45:53.000 Don't try pushing on me.

02:45:55.000 Yeah, but it's a different thing.

02:45:56.000 You had dreams.

02:45:58.000 You're attracted to men. 0.98

02:45:59.000 You had dreams you had sex with a man. 1.00

02:46:00.000 No one else has that shit here. 1.00

02:46:03.000 That's weird. 1.00

02:46:04.000 Brian, why are you saying that he's attractive to men?

02:46:06.000 Because you're attracted to men, too.

02:46:07.000 Yeah.

02:46:08.000 Are you attractive?

02:46:09.000 You're attractive, right?

02:46:10.000 I would imagine you're an attractive guy.

02:46:11.000 I'm a cutie pie.

02:46:12.000 You're a beautiful man.

02:46:13.000 Yeah.

02:46:14.000 Not bad. 1.00

02:46:14.000 Right now he looks like pure shit. 1.00

02:46:16.000 That's a good move. 1.00

02:46:17.000 I've never seen you look so tired.

02:46:19.000 By the way, this is how guys are.

02:46:22.000 I'm exhausted.

02:46:22.000 Like, Brendan gave me his cold.

02:46:24.000 I was around his cold, and I had to go perform. 0.99

02:46:25.000 I was sick as shit for two weeks. 0.99

02:46:27.000 Crazy sick. 1.00

02:46:27.000 I had to perform in San Antonio, and I'm dying. 1.00

02:46:30.000 I'm just slogging through.

02:46:31.000 And I call him, and I go, bro.

02:46:33.000 I go, he goes, how you doing?

02:46:34.000 I go, I'm not doing well, man.

02:46:36.000 I'm sick.

02:46:37.000 And I got two shows tonight, and you gave me your cold.

02:46:40.000 And this is what I hear on the other end of the phone.

02:46:42.000 I mean, you were dying laughing.

02:46:45.000 Well, because your guys get it.

02:46:47.000 You know why? 1.00

02:46:48.000 Because I got in his fucking... 0.99

02:46:49.000 Yeah, I don't think chicks think that's funny. 1.00

02:46:50.000 No.

02:46:50.000 But guys love it.

02:46:51.000 I got in his fucking Prius. 1.00

02:46:53.000 I get in there, and he goes, I'm sick as shit. 1.00

02:46:55.000 And he goes, I'm never sick. 0.99

02:46:56.000 Sprays saline solution in his nose.

02:46:58.000 And he goes, this is why.

02:47:00.000 Two days later.

02:47:01.000 He kept telling me this.

02:47:02.000 Two days later, he said, He kept telling me this for weeks.

02:47:05.000 All I heard from him was, there's a way you never get sick.

02:47:08.000 I don't get sick anymore.

02:47:09.000 I spray the saline solution in my nose.

02:47:12.000 I gargle with it.

02:47:13.000 Then he got my cold.

02:47:15.000 So four days later, I go, yeah, throat's starting to hurt now, moving down your chest.

02:47:19.000 He goes, yeah.

02:47:20.000 I said, enjoy that for about another eight days. 1.00

02:47:22.000 I was sick as fuck. 0.99

02:47:23.000 Meanwhile, though, I wasn't sleeping. 0.99

02:47:24.000 That's why.

02:47:25.000 Well, you would normally, your immune system is so superior to the average male.

02:47:30.000 That's very true, dude.

02:47:31.000 Thank you for saying that.

02:47:32.000 I crush all disease.

02:47:34.000 Well, you know, he eats a lot of jalapenos.

02:47:37.000 And I meditate.

02:47:38.000 He only eats factory farmed fish.

02:47:41.000 Right.

02:47:41.000 Nothing from the ocean.

02:47:43.000 And I'm God's favorite, too.

02:47:44.000 That helps. 0.95

02:47:46.000 Even his Brazilian character is a gay Brazilian character. 0.72

02:47:51.000 Remember that? 0.91

02:47:52.000 Yeah.

02:47:53.000 That was one of the greatest impersonations ever.

02:47:55.000 One of the most hilarious moments of our life.

02:47:58.000 You've got to write that down.

02:48:00.000 Take that sheet of paper off the top. 0.99

02:48:02.000 I had a dream that I had a boyfriend, and he was fucking me. 0.99

02:48:06.000 Yeah, just remember that. 0.99

02:48:07.000 Joe Rogan, my snoggerfer, thanks for the idea. 0.99

02:48:10.000 I had a dream I had a boyfriend, and he was fucking me. 0.99

02:48:12.000 The best part is you go, ah, fold that up, put that in your pocket. 1.00

02:48:15.000 The best part is you go, ah, I gotta fuck this guy later. 1.00

02:48:17.000 I know! 1.00

02:48:18.000 You gotta tell them I'm exhausted. 1.00

02:48:20.000 I gotta get fucked. 1.00

02:48:21.000 You must tell them I'm exhausted. 1.00

02:48:22.000 I gotta fuck this guy. 1.00

02:48:23.000 He had a back. 1.00

02:48:24.000 I remember his back was very wide. 0.99

02:48:26.000 And he fucks you throughout the dream like constantly. 0.98

02:48:29.000 And there's nothing you can do. 0.99

02:48:33.000 I feel like running and sometimes you do run but you're like in slow motion.

02:48:36.000 I didn't like it in the dream.

02:48:38.000 And then you try to shoot him but the bullet goes really slow.

02:48:40.000 You ever have a gun and you shoot and the gun falls apart and then the bullet's really slow? 0.99

02:48:46.000 A better example is like, you know when you see a movie that's really scary and you feel that chill up your spine where you're like, fuck, this is scary. 0.98

02:48:57.000 Like you're so uncomfortable and scared. 0.99

02:48:59.000 Sex with the guy felt the same way. 1.00

02:49:01.000 I was like, this fucking sucks. 1.00

02:49:04.000 But gotta do it. 1.00

02:49:06.000 All of us are dreaming of guns in running.

02:49:08.000 Brian's like, yeah, you have that dream where you're jacking a guy off super slow and it just never ends.

02:49:14.000 Isn't that weird?

02:49:14.000 It never ends.

02:49:15.000 My dreams are always breathing in the water.

02:49:18.000 Every now and then throwing that you tried to escape when you had the gun.

02:49:22.000 I should.

02:49:22.000 I lied.

02:49:22.000 But you just wanted to add shit.

02:49:25.000 I tried demons. 1.00

02:49:26.000 I tried to hip escape.

02:49:28.000 They represented the mistakes of my youth.

02:49:30.000 And you're Wherever you guys go, you're in your underwear.

02:49:33.000 Like, wherever you go, you're in your underwear.

02:49:35.000 It's freezing cold, you have to huddle.

02:49:37.000 I hate him, but we had to cuddle to stay alive.

02:49:40.000 Naked and afraid.

02:49:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:49:41.000 He kept fucking me. 1.00

02:49:43.000 I'm like, gay as shit, naked and afraid. 1.00

02:49:45.000 I was treating his frostbite while he was fucking me. 1.00

02:49:48.000 I was like... 1.00

02:49:49.000 Mosquitoes and hard-ons.

02:49:55.000 Oh my god. 1.00

02:49:56.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00

02:49:57.000 Listen, we ran out of time. 1.00

02:49:59.000 We're three hours in. 1.00

02:50:00.000 Shit. 1.00

02:50:01.000 Powerful Mark Hunt. 1.00

02:50:02.000 Congratulations to Mark Hunt.

02:50:03.000 Beast! 0.99

02:50:04.000 Yeah, that was fucking phenomenal. 0.99

02:50:06.000 And you know, we kind of saw it materializing, right? 0.98

02:50:09.000 Kind of saw it materializing.

02:50:10.000 Saw how smooth he was.

02:50:12.000 Meanwhile, the only guy in this room who has to actually contemplate fighting that guy is Brett Brown.

02:50:17.000 This guy.

02:50:17.000 Not an easy job.

02:50:19.000 He's probably still mad at you.

02:50:21.000 I'm sure if I beat Travis Brown, he could be next.

02:50:24.000 Let's get through Travis.

02:50:25.000 That's a crazy job you had, bro.

02:50:27.000 Indeed.

02:50:28.000 So you want to be a fighter, huh?

02:50:29.000 There's only a couple more minutes to go, but if you had to think of like this Travis Brown situation where he leaves Jackson's and now he's training with Edmund, is that a good thing?

02:50:39.000 Or do you think that that shows any sign of like, you know, sometimes people are in a state of turmoil.

02:50:46.000 You know, they feel like they need to change.

02:50:48.000 They lose a little bit of confidence, and they try to switch things up.

02:50:51.000 Is it good to switch things up?

02:50:53.000 It can be good.

02:50:54.000 Listen, I moved to L.A. and switched things up.

02:50:57.000 Obviously, I know Rhonda very well, and I know that camp pretty well, I would say.

02:51:02.000 And I'm not going to go into detail, but I think it's a great thing for me that he's training there.

02:51:06.000 I'll put it like that, without going into detail.

02:51:09.000 What did you just say? 1.00

02:51:11.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:51:12.000 It's a good thing for you or a good thing for him? 1.00

02:51:14.000 It's a good thing for you.

02:51:15.000 Good thing for him.

02:51:15.000 It's a good thing for me.

02:51:17.000 That's what he said.

02:51:18.000 Whoa.

02:51:19.000 He would say that, though, even if he didn't even mean it.

02:51:21.000 No, I promise I would. 0.99

02:51:22.000 I just wouldn't say shit. 1.00

02:51:24.000 Right. 0.99

02:51:24.000 I'm 100% dead serious with you. 0.99

02:51:26.000 I have no reason.

02:51:27.000 You think you made a mistake by going to that team?

02:51:29.000 100%.

02:51:30.000 Whoa.

02:51:31.000 What if he hears this and changes his mind? 1.00

02:51:33.000 Don't give a fuck. 1.00

02:51:35.000 Wow. 1.00

02:51:36.000 So do you think...

02:51:37.000 I'm not worried about him.

02:51:39.000 I'm not worried about him, yeah.

02:51:41.000 It's more about me, man.

02:51:42.000 Did you used to train there?

02:51:43.000 Where?

02:51:44.000 No.

02:51:44.000 Where he's training.

02:51:45.000 You never trained with what he's doing?

02:51:47.000 No.

02:51:47.000 Never trained with Edmund, but you did do some training at Jackson's.

02:51:50.000 Oh, because you might have someone telling you how they're training because you know people have connections.

02:51:54.000 No, not at all.

02:51:54.000 Is that what you mean?

02:51:55.000 Nope, not even close.

02:51:55.000 I would never do that.

02:51:57.000 So you know what the training is like at Jackson's.

02:52:00.000 You know, it's pretty high-level training.

02:52:02.000 Yeah.

02:52:02.000 And he decided to leave that.

02:52:04.000 Yeah, Jackson's has training partners for days.

02:52:06.000 Can I just speculate?

02:52:08.000 Can I just speculate?

02:52:08.000 Do you think there was any issue with the fact that Overeem came into the camp?

02:52:12.000 No.

02:52:12.000 Not at all.

02:52:13.000 Not at all?

02:52:13.000 Not at all.

02:52:14.000 Because Travis beat him, we'll never fight him again.

02:52:16.000 I don't think that had anything to do with it.

02:52:17.000 He could easily fight him again, though.

02:52:18.000 That could happen.

02:52:19.000 Nah.

02:52:20.000 You don't think so?

02:52:20.000 No, never.

02:52:21.000 They would never do that.

02:52:23.000 Rank number three, let's say...

02:52:26.000 Yeah, no.

02:52:27.000 Listen, there's a chance. 0.97

02:52:30.000 Yes, rankings don't mean shit. 0.77

02:52:31.000 But the chance of them fighting again, them doing rematches, are not good unless you're at a very high level. 0.85

02:52:36.000 Alright, here's my opinion.

02:52:37.000 I completely disagree.

02:52:38.000 One of the reasons I completely disagree is the depth of the heavyweight division.

02:52:42.000 The depth of the heavyweight division is not that broad.

02:52:46.000 There's not that many people.

02:52:46.000 Well, he trains with Andre Orlovsky.

02:52:48.000 Yeah.

02:52:49.000 It's true. 1.00

02:52:49.000 So you think he was just like, fuck it, I'm out of here. 1.00

02:52:51.000 But look, because Arlovsky stays and Arlovsky's fighting Overeem, or Arlovsky and Overeem are in the same camp, just because they're both heavyweights, it doesn't mean that Travis Brown agrees with that. 0.98

02:53:01.000 So Travis Brown could have been in a situation where he felt like he was one of the top heavyweights in camp, he beat Overeem, then all of a sudden Overeem moves in.

02:53:09.000 And then on top of that, he loses the fight with Verdum.

02:53:12.000 He doesn't like how he felt in that fight, feels like he needs to add some things to his game.

02:53:16.000 And one of the things that he said, he said he didn't know how to fight.

02:53:19.000 He said he knew how to go out there and fuck guys up, but he didn't know how to fight, like the technical aspects of fighting.

02:53:24.000 Which is kind of, you know, it's interesting saying that when he's like, you're dealing with Mike Winklejohn, you know, he's like an outstanding striking coach, like one of the best in the world. 0.96

02:53:33.000 Winklejohn, I've seen Winklejohn coach guys.

02:53:35.000 He's a monster, yes.

02:53:35.000 He's a wizard.

02:53:36.000 So Travis is working with him, and then he goes from that saying that he really didn't know how to fight.

02:53:41.000 And Edmund is teaching him how to fight.

02:53:43.000 I mean, it's interesting.

02:53:44.000 Well, look what Edwin's done for Ronda.

02:53:46.000 She wasn't that good of a striker in the beginning.

02:53:48.000 And all of a sudden, all of a sudden, Ronda can...

02:53:51.000 It took her a while, because I was even doubting. 0.88

02:53:54.000 I was even thinking, damn, is she ever going to be a serious threat on her feet? 1.00

02:53:58.000 She's becoming a serious threat. 1.00

02:54:00.000 And at the rate she's going, another couple years, two or three years, Ronda might just stay standing for a while, longer, you know?

02:54:07.000 That's that Chuck Liddell type thing, you know? 0.98

02:54:09.000 If you can't take her down, what the fuck are you going to do if she can knock you out in the feet? 0.99

02:54:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:54:13.000 When Ronda blasted Sarah McMahon with that knee to the body, that was a big fucking message. 1.00

02:54:18.000 You know, that was a big message. 0.99

02:54:20.000 Sarah McMahon.

02:54:20.000 Last time we were here, you said you didn't feel that Ronda Cyborg was a good...

02:54:26.000 Like, you weren't happy about that potential matchup.

02:54:30.000 Yeah.

02:54:30.000 Have you changed since then?

02:54:32.000 Because...

02:54:35.000 I just don't think it would be good for the UFC with Cyborg's history with steroids and Ronda being very pretty and being in movies.

02:54:45.000 It's not going to be good if she were to lose to Cyborg.

02:54:47.000 That's all I'm saying.

02:54:48.000 I think Cyborg's a great fighter.

02:54:49.000 I don't think as a marketing standpoint and for the future of the UFC, Cyborg as your champ is a good thing.

02:54:55.000 Do you think that she should be out forever?

02:54:57.000 Because of the fact that she did that?

02:54:58.000 No.

02:54:58.000 I don't think she should be out forever.

02:54:59.000 She keeps winning.

02:55:00.000 She keeps winning.

02:55:01.000 Yeah, give her a shot. 1.00

02:55:02.000 Ultimately, she's got to have a shot at the title. 1.00

02:55:03.000 Listen, everyone. 0.99

02:55:04.000 Thiago Silva almost got a fucking shot. 0.99

02:55:06.000 She's zeroed in. 0.99

02:55:06.000 I think she should be all right. 0.99

02:55:07.000 Cyborg is zeroed in on Ronda.

02:55:09.000 That's all she's thinking about.

02:55:10.000 Well, why wouldn't she?

02:55:11.000 Yeah, what else?

02:55:11.000 Every girl.

02:55:12.000 That's where the money is.

02:55:13.000 But every girl is. 0.97

02:55:14.000 It almost seems like it's inevitable.

02:55:16.000 Come on.

02:55:16.000 Carano, they're like, hey, you want to be relevant again?

02:55:20.000 Why don't we bring you back?

02:55:21.000 You tap out in like a minute or so, and we'll do all this marketing, and then you get out.

02:55:25.000 Everyone wants to fight Ronda.

02:55:27.000 They know they're not going to win.

02:55:28.000 The marketing they get from it is insane.

02:55:30.000 But the fight that most MMA fans want to see from Ronda.

02:55:34.000 MMA, not mainstream.

02:55:35.000 But it would be beautiful.

02:55:38.000 Mainstream, all the regular girls, they'd be probably behind Ronda because Cyborg's... 1.00

02:55:44.000 Yeah, everyone would be behind Ronda because Cyborg.

02:55:46.000 She had some steroid abuse before and all that stuff.

02:55:49.000 But still, that's what makes it an amazing fight is you have a chick who's super yoked, crazy-looking. 1.00

02:55:56.000 Cyborg is the perfect nickname for her against Ronda, the pretty judo girl. 1.00

02:56:00.000 I think that is going to be the fight of the millennium.

02:56:04.000 Cyborg, she's not built like that anymore. 1.00

02:56:06.000 She doesn't look like that anymore.

02:56:08.000 She looks like a strong woman now.

02:56:10.000 She just does not look like she used to look.

02:56:12.000 Yeah, well, still.

02:56:13.000 Have you seen the difference?

02:56:14.000 As far as women's MMA, that is probably the biggest money fight right there. 1.00

02:56:19.000 Money-wise, that would be huge money-wise.

02:56:22.000 Gina Carano would be bigger. 1.00

02:56:23.000 I don't think so.

02:56:23.000 I think Gina Carano would be bigger.

02:56:24.000 Because the mainstream knows Gina.

02:56:26.000 Yeah.

02:56:27.000 The mainstream doesn't know Cyborg at all.

02:56:29.000 They see Cyborg and they're like, oh, I don't want to see this.

02:56:31.000 One countdown and it's over.

02:56:33.000 One countdown and that's over.

02:56:34.000 You know what I mean?

02:56:35.000 Well, I think it's totally sellable.

02:56:37.000 It's a terrifying fight.

02:56:39.000 I think it's completely sellable.

02:56:40.000 Not only do I think it's sellable, I think if she keeps winning, it's a must-have fight. 0.91

02:56:45.000 I mean, I don't know if it's ever going to take place, but if Cyborg, if you go back and watch the fucking video of her beating up Gina Carano, beating up a lot of other women. 0.86

02:56:52.000 That was tough to watch. 0.95

02:56:52.000 When she fought Gina, you're like, what are we doing? 0.95

02:56:54.000 Yep.

02:56:55.000 It's like Bully Beatdown.

02:56:56.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:56:58.000 It's rough to watch, bro.

02:57:00.000 It's rough to watch.

02:57:01.000 You're like, what are we doing?

02:57:02.000 You want to be your champ?

02:57:03.000 You think that inspires other little girls when they see Bully Beatdown style?

02:57:07.000 Cyborg vs.

02:57:07.000 Gina?

02:57:08.000 If you're looking at it as a promoter's point of view, yes.

02:57:13.000 Real quick, that's all Dana looks at.

02:57:14.000 That's all Dana looks at.

02:57:15.000 But as far as the fans go, I think Cyborg is going to be the biggest MMA fight of all time.

02:57:21.000 No.

02:57:22.000 We're out of time.

02:57:23.000 We're turning to a pumpkin.

02:57:24.000 It's three hours in.

02:57:25.000 Ustream's going to cut off.

02:57:26.000 Thanks, everybody.

02:57:27.000 Brian Count, B-R-Y-A-N-C-A-L-L-E-N on Twitter.

02:57:31.000 Come see me on Sunday.

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02:57:33.000 Brendan Schaub on Twitter.

02:57:36.000 S-C-H-A-U-B, son.

02:57:38.000 Come see him on Sunday at the Irvine Improv.

02:57:41.000 Running through this hour.

02:57:42.000 That he's going to be filming soon.

02:57:44.000 And then Edjebra. 0.95

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02:57:53.000 Represent, respect, and recognize.

02:57:56.000 Edjebra. 0.68

02:57:56.000 We'll see you soon. 0.68

02:57:57.000 Much love, everybody.

02:57:58.000 Anybody got anything important to plug?

02:58:00.000 Just find her in the kids, son!

02:58:02.000 Find her in the kids podcast, Eddie Bravo radio podcast.

02:58:05.000 Yeah, EBI's coming up and on its official now as a sponsor, so EBI 2 will be at the Florentine Gardens Friday, October 10th.

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02:58:22.000 Good night.

The Joe Rogan Experience - September 20, 2014

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - Sept. 20, 2014

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