The Joe Rogan Experience - JRE Fight Companion

00:00:00.000 Trapped.

00:00:00.000 I don't like being trapped in this Apple ecosystem.

00:00:03.000 And I'll tell you something.

00:00:04.000 This fuckin' phone...

00:00:05.000 Live.

00:00:05.000 We live?

00:00:06.000 Yay!

00:00:07.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:00:09.000 This phone does so much more.

00:00:11.000 First of all, the anti-glare.

00:00:13.000 The fact that the screen has anti-glare on it, so much better.

00:00:17.000 Outside, crystal clear.

00:00:19.000 You read everything crystal clear.

00:00:20.000 I fucking love this circle to search thing.

00:00:24.000 So, like, if you have a cool pair of sneakers on, I can take a photo of them, do a little circle of it on my phone, and immediately pops up on Google all the places to buy it.

00:00:32.000 Damn.

00:00:33.000 It shows you what things...

00:00:34.000 Yes!

00:00:35.000 Dude, here's another one.

00:00:37.000 My notes, like, say if I do a show and I record it, it will transcribe the entire set and it will summarize it for me.

00:00:48.000 That's pretty gangster.

00:00:48.000 What?

00:00:49.000 Yes, it'll summarize it for me.

00:00:50.000 It also will summarize websites.

00:00:52.000 So if there's a website, you know, oh, what's going on in Russia?

00:00:55.000 Some crazy shit is happening.

00:00:57.000 I say summarize that for me.

00:00:58.000 Give you the cliff notes?

00:00:58.000 It summarizes it for you.

00:01:00.000 Goddamn.

00:01:01.000 And Apple doesn't do any of that?

00:01:02.000 No.

00:01:03.000 Not yet.

00:01:04.000 Fantastic camera.

00:01:05.000 The cameras have always been better, right?

00:01:07.000 They've always been better on Android?

00:01:08.000 It's hard to say better, because I have both.

00:01:10.000 I'm going to tell you something.

00:01:10.000 They're both awesome.

00:01:11.000 It's better at certain stuff.

00:01:12.000 The iPhone camera is fucking awesome, but so is the Samsung camera.

00:01:15.000 Hey, let's be honest, though.

00:01:16.000 You've never taken a picture of an iPhone like, ah, I wish it was better.

00:01:19.000 Nope.

00:01:19.000 Never.

00:01:20.000 Never.

00:01:20.000 That's my point.

00:01:21.000 No one's a professional photographer?

00:01:23.000 Fuck off.

00:01:24.000 But if you are like one of those crazy professional photographers, one thing this does do is it zooms way better.

00:01:30.000 Way better.

00:01:31.000 The zoom is crystal clear.

00:01:32.000 You can read a sign like way in the distance where I've zoomed in with this and I can see it, but I can't read the letters.

00:01:39.000 And then with this phone, with the Samsung, I see the letters crystal clear.

00:01:42.000 I think the iPhone is a better camera for just whipping it out and taking a picture, but you can do more with the Android.

00:01:48.000 I don't even know if it's a better camera for taking it out and whipping a picture.

00:01:51.000 I think they're equal.

00:01:52.000 I think for taking it out and whipping a picture, it's equal.

00:01:55.000 But this thing has so many more options.

00:01:57.000 There's all these options he's always shown me about.

00:01:59.000 I have to go, where is that?

00:02:01.000 It's in the settings.

00:02:02.000 If you're not into fucking around with things, get an iPhone.

00:02:04.000 But if you're like me and you're really into tech stuff, Android's way more interesting.

00:02:09.000 With the Apple, with the iPhone, they have the...

00:02:13.000 The thing where you can shoot and cut and edit that has all that?

00:02:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:16.000 You can have the handheld thing.

00:02:17.000 My crew, when we're filming whatever car stuff, whatever it is, outside, they'll just have a handheld with the iPhone.

00:02:25.000 Have a gimbal.

00:02:26.000 Yeah, a gimbal.

00:02:26.000 Have a little whiskey.

00:02:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:27.000 You can do all that.

00:02:28.000 And they knock it out.

00:02:29.000 I'm like, God damn, man.

00:02:29.000 You can do all that.

00:02:30.000 Not only that, this has pro features.

00:02:32.000 You can set it in a pro mode, and you have way more options in terms of how you film it, what the images look like.

00:02:41.000 It's just way more adjustable.

00:02:43.000 Can the government track you on that one too?

00:02:45.000 Oh yeah, they track you on everything.

00:02:46.000 That's all bullshit.

00:02:47.000 You're never getting away from the government.

00:02:49.000 I don't even believe in Signal.

00:02:52.000 I've been talking to these people on Signal, like the guy Moxie who made Signal.

00:02:56.000 What's the matter?

00:02:57.000 My glass smells funny.

00:02:58.000 Your glass smells funny.

00:02:59.000 What are you talking about?

00:03:00.000 I just smell something.

00:03:02.000 Does it smell like whiskey?

00:03:03.000 No, I mean, I smell it through whiskey.

00:03:04.000 Like an old whiskey?

00:03:05.000 It smells like soap?

00:03:07.000 Like dirty water.

00:03:08.000 Sometimes it smells like plasma.

00:03:11.000 Something weird.

00:03:12.000 You're out of your fucking mind.

00:03:13.000 It smells like whiskey.

00:03:14.000 No, no, no.

00:03:15.000 There's whiskey in your water.

00:03:15.000 I'm talking outside the whiskey.

00:03:17.000 You're crazy.

00:03:18.000 We have an awesome dishwasher.

00:03:20.000 It smells...

00:03:21.000 Maybe size?

00:03:22.000 Trust me.

00:03:23.000 I mean, I got the bloodhound nose.

00:03:24.000 Is your nose that good?

00:03:26.000 Yeah.

00:03:26.000 Really?

00:03:27.000 Has it always been like that?

00:03:27.000 Even as a smoker.

00:03:28.000 Yeah, it runs in the family.

00:03:29.000 Oh, wow.

00:03:30.000 That's interesting.

00:03:31.000 You guys just have blood hanging noses, huh?

00:03:32.000 That's interesting.

00:03:33.000 I'm always the first one to smell something.

00:03:35.000 Bro, when I got my nose fixed, when I got my deviated septum fixed, I could smell way better.

00:03:40.000 I was like, oh my god.

00:03:41.000 Forever, though?

00:03:42.000 Because I got mine fixed, and it just, it's whatever.

00:03:44.000 I think you're just accustomed to it.

00:03:46.000 In the beginning, was it better?

00:03:48.000 Oh, night and day difference.

00:03:49.000 Yeah.

00:03:49.000 In the beginning, when you first get it fixed, and you have all the bandage up there, or they take the stitch out and pull it out, you're like...

00:03:56.000 I didn't get my nose fixed until I was 40 years old.

00:03:59.000 For 40 fucking years, I had a shattered nose with just the whole inside of it was blocked.

00:04:05.000 It was nothing.

00:04:06.000 I had like one quarter of one nostril that was useful.

00:04:10.000 And that surgery is real fun, isn't it?

00:04:11.000 Is that better?

00:04:12.000 Well, look at Drikas Duplicy's.

00:04:15.000 Yes.

00:04:15.000 Because I called bullshit when his coach was like, he's only breathing 8%.

00:04:18.000 I'm like, come on, man.

00:04:20.000 Not 8%.

00:04:20.000 That's ridiculous.

00:04:20.000 You know, it's ridiculous.

00:04:22.000 But I was like, come on, that's not a cardio thing.

00:04:24.000 And they're like, wait, do you see him in this next fight?

00:04:25.000 His cardio's going to be better.

00:04:26.000 Way better.

00:04:26.000 My cardio was way better.

00:04:28.000 My cardio was at least 10% better when I got my nose fixed.

00:04:31.000 Because you can breathe out of your nose.

00:04:32.000 Like, if you can't breathe out of your nose, especially if you're doing jujitsu and your mouth is getting covered all the time, you're like, all you have is your mouth to breathe out of.

00:04:40.000 And also, as a fighter, breathing out of your mouth is trouble.

00:04:42.000 Yeah, because your jaw's open, you can get rocked easier.

00:04:45.000 For two years, I walked around like this, pulling my nose so I could breathe.

00:04:48.000 That's why I got that operation.

00:04:48.000 You got a hunker on your mind.

00:04:49.000 My operation went bad.

00:04:51.000 Did you ever get those things that stick?

00:04:53.000 Yes.

00:04:53.000 Did they work?

00:04:54.000 Did they do anything?

00:04:54.000 Well, so they put them in there for the first 12 days.

00:04:57.000 Theo has them on at all hours of the day.

00:05:01.000 Theo's so crazy.

00:05:01.000 He's so funny.

00:05:02.000 He would just show up one day at the studio.

00:05:03.000 I'm like, where the fuck?

00:05:04.000 You don't wear it on the studio?

00:05:05.000 He's like, yeah, man, I need to breathe.

00:05:06.000 I'm like, all right.

00:05:07.000 He's like, you ever tried?

00:05:08.000 I'm like, no.

00:05:10.000 Hickson used to roll with those on.

00:05:12.000 They work.

00:05:13.000 Speaking of which, where's the smelling salts?

00:05:15.000 Oh, we got them.

00:05:16.000 You ready to go back in?

00:05:18.000 It's your first companion, huh?

00:05:19.000 You ready to go back in?

00:05:20.000 Brian had the funniest reaction ever to smelling salts because we opened up a fresh, ah, one of the fresh ones, and as soon as he opened up, he threw his headphones off and ran out of the room.

00:05:29.000 If you do it now, there's not a lot of room to run.

00:05:31.000 You're going to have to have it.

00:05:31.000 Don't run over the fucking TV. We got a freshie.

00:05:35.000 Oh, this one hasn't been opened.

00:05:37.000 Nothing better than- No, thank you.

00:05:39.000 What do you mean?

00:05:40.000 You're getting in, bro.

00:05:41.000 I hate those things.

00:05:42.000 Of course you hate it.

00:05:42.000 Everybody hates it.

00:05:43.000 I hate it too, but I'm about to do it.

00:05:46.000 Let's fucking go.

00:05:46.000 You gotta do it, B. This is so strong.

00:05:48.000 This is so strong.

00:05:49.000 Look, it's sealed.

00:05:50.000 Okay, I just broke the seal.

00:05:51.000 You can still get it.

00:05:52.000 And then the lid of the thing is sealed as well.

00:05:55.000 And you still, you smell it through that.

00:05:58.000 Ah, fuck you!

00:05:59.000 That's not through that!

00:06:00.000 That's not the real deal.

00:06:03.000 That's just foreplay, buddy.

00:06:04.000 It's still sealed.

00:06:06.000 Yeah.

00:06:06.000 God!

00:06:07.000 Yeah.

00:06:07.000 Still sealed.

00:06:08.000 That shit's powerful.

00:06:09.000 Is that the same one?

00:06:10.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:11.000 That's the same level?

00:06:11.000 Yeah.

00:06:11.000 But this is how you want to get them.

00:06:13.000 You want to get them fresh.

00:06:14.000 Like, right when you open it.

00:06:15.000 You said that's not the real deal?

00:06:16.000 Oh, this is the real deal.

00:06:17.000 No, the real deal.

00:06:18.000 Once he open it, it's the real deal.

00:06:20.000 Oh, okay.

00:06:20.000 Him smelling through the fucking bottle, that's some bitch shit.

00:06:23.000 Through the bag.

00:06:23.000 Smell the bag.

00:06:24.000 Just the bag.

00:06:26.000 Mmm.

00:06:27.000 Yeah.

00:06:28.000 Takes me back.

00:06:29.000 Takes you back.

00:06:30.000 So look, now I'm going to break the seal.

00:06:31.000 Get ready, boys.

00:06:32.000 It's still sealed.

00:06:33.000 Oh my god.

00:06:34.000 It's still sealed.

00:06:34.000 The top is sealed.

00:06:36.000 Get ready, boys.

00:06:37.000 Yeah.

00:06:39.000 Here we go.

00:06:39.000 This shit fires me up.

00:06:40.000 Here we go.

00:06:42.000 Oh my god, I'm smelling from here.

00:06:45.000 Woo!

00:06:49.000 No, get in there, B. Get in there, B. Yeah.

00:06:53.000 Fuck you.

00:06:55.000 Get some closeness.

00:06:56.000 Fuck you.

00:06:58.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:07:05.000 It's Joey right now.

00:07:08.000 Yeah, dawg.

00:07:10.000 Nothing to ask for, Brian.

00:07:12.000 You brought this on, and it's early.

00:07:14.000 I was going to wait until at least a co-main event.

00:07:15.000 Hey, what's this, huh?

00:07:18.000 Fuck you.

00:07:19.000 Dude, dude, I'm fucking hot.

00:07:20.000 Dude, dude, I'm fucking hot.

00:07:23.000 Dude, guys, good night.

00:07:25.000 Dude, whippets and shit.

00:07:26.000 Fuck.

00:07:27.000 I'll tell you what, that wakes you up before a show.

00:07:29.000 We have them in the green room.

00:07:30.000 We pop a little sniff before you go on stage.

00:07:33.000 I live in my garage every morning before I get out and head to work.

00:07:36.000 Really?

00:07:37.000 Oh yeah.

00:07:39.000 Damn.

00:07:39.000 You're all in.

00:07:40.000 Have you had these?

00:07:42.000 The Lucy's?

00:07:42.000 The Breakers?

00:07:43.000 No.

00:07:44.000 Oh, these are good.

00:07:45.000 They're eights.

00:07:46.000 You know, people are constantly sending us.

00:07:47.000 Same thing.

00:07:48.000 Lucy's have eights, and they have like a little mint thing in it.

00:07:50.000 When you chew it, the mint thing breaks.

00:07:53.000 It tastes good in your mouth.

00:07:54.000 They're eight milligrams?

00:07:55.000 Eight milligrams?

00:07:55.000 Yeah.

00:07:55.000 You got 24 in right now.

00:07:57.000 You got 24?

00:07:58.000 How many do you have in there?

00:07:59.000 Four.

00:08:00.000 His blood pressure is very high.

00:08:02.000 No, it's good.

00:08:04.000 You have 24 milligrams in your mouth?

00:08:06.000 He's a maniac.

00:08:07.000 I go through two cans a day, Doug.

00:08:08.000 What are you using?

00:08:09.000 Which one?

00:08:09.000 Black buffalo.

00:08:10.000 Oh my god.

00:08:11.000 Maniac.

00:08:12.000 Good lord.

00:08:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:14.000 You push the envelope.

00:08:16.000 Yeah, that's not even an envelope anymore.

00:08:18.000 You've got a satchel filled with envelopes.

00:08:20.000 The directions say to keep it a foot away from your face.

00:08:22.000 Shut the fuck up, pussy.

00:08:25.000 I had to get in there.

00:08:27.000 The first time you did it, Brian, you got it up to your nose.

00:08:30.000 You put it like an inch from your nose and took a deep swig.

00:08:34.000 I think I damaged my sinuses.

00:08:36.000 Pure pressure works like a motherfucker.

00:08:38.000 He says, do not use more than a few times a day.

00:08:40.000 He was like, I'm not doing that.

00:08:42.000 I would never.

00:08:42.000 I said, don't be a bitch.

00:08:45.000 I got it.

00:08:45.000 I'll try it.

00:08:45.000 Well, he just saw it.

00:08:46.000 That's how fun it is.

00:08:47.000 Yeah, it's a good time.

00:08:48.000 It is fun.

00:08:48.000 That was like the last time we did a fight companion.

00:08:50.000 I go, I'm just going to microdose.

00:08:51.000 And you like pushed over a giant piece of chocolate.

00:08:53.000 I was like, I think that might be a little...

00:08:55.000 And you're like, don't be a bitch.

00:08:56.000 I was like, okay.

00:08:57.000 I was texting you from the plane.

00:09:00.000 I can't negotiate my plane seat.

00:09:02.000 Hand me the Lucy, man.

00:09:03.000 One ain't going to do it for a trial there.

00:09:06.000 I think there's one more in there.

00:09:08.000 That's the same flavor you gave me?

00:09:09.000 But you already have 24?

00:09:11.000 Yeah.

00:09:12.000 That's the same flavor.

00:09:12.000 I took the 24 out because I don't mix flavors.

00:09:15.000 Well now you get 16. So you'll have two of those, it'll be 16. To see if your heart will stop.

00:09:20.000 Blue season for people who are tired.

00:09:22.000 But I like it better than Zin.

00:09:23.000 A lot better.

00:09:24.000 Because Zin gives you this weird flavor in your mouth.

00:09:26.000 It's a toxic flavor.

00:09:27.000 It doesn't seem good.

00:09:29.000 So I like, you know, there's another one called, I think that's empty.

00:09:32.000 I think there's another one called Athletic THC that I really like.

00:09:36.000 I mean, not Athletic THC. Athletic Nicotine.

00:09:39.000 So how long have you been doing nicotine?

00:09:41.000 Like a year.

00:09:42.000 Why?

00:09:42.000 Because it's good for your brain?

00:09:43.000 It fires you up, man.

00:09:44.000 It's good as a nootropic.

00:09:46.000 It actually helps your brain.

00:09:48.000 It helps cognitive performance.

00:09:49.000 The real problem is cigarettes.

00:09:51.000 Cigarettes are not good.

00:09:52.000 But the nicotine is actually good for your brain.

00:09:54.000 A lot of great books were written on cigarettes.

00:09:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:57.000 Yeah, nicotine is great.

00:09:58.000 Yeah, well, Stephen King said that.

00:10:00.000 Stephen King said when he stopped smoking cigarettes, it was one of the biggest issues.

00:10:03.000 Like, stopping cocaine and drinking was fine, but cigarettes, he was like, ooh.

00:10:07.000 His books got super boring.

00:10:09.000 They weren't as good.

00:10:10.000 He said that he doesn't remember writing Cujo.

00:10:13.000 That's why it's so good.

00:10:14.000 Yep.

00:10:14.000 And then he said this.

00:10:16.000 His wife came in and she started cleaning up cans.

00:10:20.000 And he goes, God, I kept cans everywhere.

00:10:23.000 When was the last time we cleaned this place?

00:10:26.000 And it was literally the whole place was covered with beer cans.

00:10:29.000 And she goes, this is the past three days.

00:10:33.000 And he was like, I'm drinking a lot.

00:10:35.000 He didn't even realize it.

00:10:36.000 Yeah, well, if you want to be good, you want to really write the kind of shit that he wrote when he was young, you've got to push that motherfucking envelope.

00:10:45.000 You can't do anything in moderation.

00:10:47.000 No, he actually in his book said, I was a very creative guy who had a substance abuse problem.

00:10:52.000 It's not that I had a substance abuse problem and therefore I was creative.

00:10:54.000 He said, don't get it twisted.

00:10:56.000 Because I always had a great imagination.

00:10:58.000 But I just...

00:11:00.000 I don't know.

00:11:01.000 I am of a belief that it helps you.

00:11:04.000 I really am.

00:11:05.000 I'm not.

00:11:05.000 But I do think that it's a personality type.

00:11:07.000 So it might go hand in hand, right?

00:11:09.000 With an extreme...

00:11:10.000 It all comes together, maybe.

00:11:13.000 I think it opens up doors in your imagination that will stay closed.

00:11:17.000 Yep, and you can't get there unless you're under that.

00:11:19.000 But it depends on what drug, right?

00:11:20.000 I don't know about alcohol.

00:11:20.000 Yeah, I mean, I've never fucked with cocaine, but he was a big cocaine user, and, like, The Shining was all on cocaine.

00:11:26.000 Great movie.

00:11:26.000 Fucking great book.

00:11:27.000 Fantastic.

00:11:28.000 The book is insane.

00:11:30.000 Unbelievable.

00:11:30.000 He didn't like the movie.

00:11:31.000 He felt like Jack Nicholson was too crazy too quick.

00:11:35.000 Really?

00:11:35.000 Yeah, he thought, like, in the movie, the guy becomes crazy.

00:11:38.000 It's a build.

00:11:38.000 The guy's like a normal dude who becomes crazy during the staying at the Overlook.

00:11:44.000 That was shot in Colorado.

00:11:45.000 Such a good movie.

00:11:46.000 So here we go.

00:11:47.000 First fight, Volkan Ozdemir, and who's he fighting?

00:11:50.000 Johnny Walker, right?

00:11:51.000 Johnny Walker, the hell of a fight.

00:11:52.000 Dude, the odds are even on this.

00:11:54.000 The odd makers went somebody's getting knocked out.

00:11:55.000 Johnny Walker can knock out anybody.

00:11:57.000 How does he get down to 205, please?

00:11:58.000 It's so hard to believe.

00:12:00.000 He's so big.

00:12:01.000 When you stand next to him, he's massive.

00:12:03.000 Like, he easily could be a heavyweight.

00:12:05.000 Easily.

00:12:05.000 Dude, it'd be fun if Johnny Walker wins this one.

00:12:08.000 Can you imagine him and Alex?

00:12:09.000 That's a motherfucking fight.

00:12:11.000 Yeah, but is that possible?

00:12:13.000 Why not?

00:12:13.000 He's got the Neanderthal forehead.

00:12:15.000 Yeah, he's a big fella.

00:12:16.000 I have a question.

00:12:16.000 Why not, Joe?

00:12:17.000 Because I don't think he's won enough.

00:12:19.000 I don't think it's compelling.

00:12:20.000 He would have to beat a Jamal Hill.

00:12:23.000 He would have to beat a Yuri Prohaska.

00:12:25.000 I'm not saying next.

00:12:27.000 I'm saying I hope he wins and continues to win.

00:12:29.000 He's about two away from it.

00:12:30.000 At light heavyweight, you win two big fights.

00:12:32.000 You're there, bro.

00:12:33.000 Right.

00:12:33.000 It's like one step below heavyweight, right?

00:12:35.000 Like look at Yuri.

00:12:36.000 He won one fight, now he's back.

00:12:37.000 Yep.

00:12:38.000 Heavyweight's pretty slim.

00:12:39.000 Joe, why didn't Ankoliyev get that fight?

00:12:43.000 That's a good question.

00:12:45.000 Yeah, he's very good.

00:12:47.000 Also, you know why, right?

00:12:48.000 They might have offered him that fight, and he might have said no.

00:12:51.000 They might have thought that his fight with Jan Bohovic was boring.

00:12:55.000 I disagree heavily.

00:12:57.000 I think Jan Bohovic is a fucking animal.

00:13:00.000 And if you want to survive against Jan Bohovic, you've got to fight smart.

00:13:04.000 You can't ask a guy to fight stupid just so everybody can cheer.

00:13:08.000 But to Dana White's point, it's a business of entertainment, too.

00:13:11.000 Right, but he looked entertaining in all of his other fights.

00:13:13.000 I just know he has a draw before that, bro.

00:13:15.000 With who?

00:13:17.000 And Kalayev had a draw before that.

00:13:18.000 Who did he have?

00:13:19.000 With Jan.

00:13:19.000 Oh, but again, Jan Bohovich, fucking animal.

00:13:23.000 Four minutes and thirty seconds, 4.29, 4.28, 4.27, 4.26 if you want to sync it up.

00:13:29.000 Like, I like what the UFC did with Izzy, right?

00:13:33.000 He's coming off a loss, and then he's been out, what, a year at least?

00:13:36.000 And then they're giving him a title shot.

00:13:38.000 I think that's what makes the UFC the UFC, because they're going, no, no, we're not just giving the guy a title shot who we think is next.

00:13:46.000 Like, what Izzy did, his body of work, you can lose one and still be a huge draw.

00:13:51.000 What's the difference between fucking UFC and boxing?

00:13:54.000 That's true, but if that's true, why didn't Sean get the rematch?

00:13:57.000 Because Sean won that fight, I thought.

00:13:59.000 I thought it was very close, but I thought Strickland should have got the decision.

00:14:02.000 Why not give him a rematch?

00:14:04.000 If you're a purist, which I'm both, right?

00:14:07.000 I get the business entertainment side in the purist.

00:14:10.000 If you're a purist, Sean Strickland 100% should be next.

00:14:13.000 And he beat Paulo Costa.

00:14:15.000 I thought he beat Dreykus as well.

00:14:18.000 But the thing is about Tricus is, these guys are angry at each other.

00:14:23.000 You know, there's like a lot of hype, it's a good fight to sell, all that shit-talking.

00:14:27.000 It'd get more views than a Strickland rematch.

00:14:31.000 Maybe.

00:14:32.000 Ah, Strickland's a big fucking star, man.

00:14:34.000 He's so awkward, dude.

00:14:36.000 His style.

00:14:37.000 Is he?

00:14:38.000 And there's a story with him?

00:14:38.000 John's getting pieced up right now.

00:14:40.000 Yeah, Ostomir can crack.

00:14:42.000 And the problem with Johnny Walker is he's been KO'd a gang of times.

00:14:46.000 Yeah, his defense is suspect usually.

00:14:48.000 A lot of guys have put him away.

00:14:49.000 Jamal Hill.

00:14:50.000 Yeah.

00:14:51.000 Didn't he win his last fight on a DQ? I don't know.

00:14:55.000 The Jamal one was crazy.

00:14:56.000 Jamal hit him on the forehead and his hands flew up in the air and he went, oh, there it is.

00:15:01.000 There it is.

00:15:02.000 He got rocked.

00:15:02.000 I got it.

00:15:03.000 He's in trouble.

00:15:04.000 He's in trouble.

00:15:04.000 He's in trouble already.

00:15:05.000 Ozdemir might get him here.

00:15:06.000 He's letting him get him against the cage like that.

00:15:08.000 Get out of the way, bro.

00:15:09.000 He's got to get out of there.

00:15:10.000 He's in trouble.

00:15:11.000 He's in real trouble.

00:15:13.000 Oh, don't do that.

00:15:14.000 He does a lot of wild shit.

00:15:15.000 You can't do wild shit when you're really hurt.

00:15:17.000 Ozdemir's technically very proficient.

00:15:19.000 Look at that.

00:15:19.000 Oh, he's out.

00:15:20.000 He's out.

00:15:21.000 Stop it.

00:15:21.000 Out cold.

00:15:22.000 Out cold.

00:15:22.000 But that's why I went to SPG, because he needed to tighten up, because he's wild.

00:15:26.000 Yeah, but that's...

00:15:27.000 Damn, dude.

00:15:27.000 That's happened too many times.

00:15:29.000 How's your reflex that lowered flying me?

00:15:32.000 Wow.

00:15:34.000 He's just trying to be crazy.

00:15:36.000 Just trying to do anything.

00:15:37.000 But you can't do that with Volkan.

00:15:39.000 Volkan Ozdemir can punch so hard.

00:15:41.000 At a certain level, the fundamentals are going to beat you.

00:15:44.000 The guys are that good.

00:15:45.000 And Ozdemir's been out for a bit, right?

00:15:47.000 Yeah.

00:15:48.000 And he had some losses, too.

00:15:50.000 Oh, he's had some losses.

00:15:51.000 Yeah.

00:15:52.000 But he's a good striker, man.

00:15:54.000 Yeah, very solid hands there.

00:15:56.000 Beautiful hands.

00:15:57.000 He hurt him, and then once Johnny Walker gets hurt, I think he's just been KO'd too many times.

00:16:03.000 Oh, there's that left hook.

00:16:04.000 That's nice.

00:16:04.000 And once it goes, it goes.

00:16:05.000 There's nothing you can do.

00:16:07.000 But this was a bad one.

00:16:08.000 I mean, he got flattened.

00:16:10.000 I just think Johnny Walker had all the physical gifts, but I just didn't have the kind of fundamentals like Ozdemir does.

00:16:16.000 Look at that.

00:16:16.000 Yeah, look at that.

00:16:17.000 Boom.

00:16:18.000 It's too good.

00:16:18.000 Oh my goodness.

00:16:20.000 That's awful.

00:16:20.000 Out cold.

00:16:20.000 That's awful.

00:16:21.000 Out cold.

00:16:23.000 And the other thing is, like, Johnny Walker probably sucks a lot of weight to get to 205. And that definitely messes with your chin.

00:16:30.000 Yep.

00:16:31.000 That's a terrible shot.

00:16:32.000 That last shot is awful.

00:16:33.000 Oh, that last shot's rough.

00:16:34.000 Look at his eyes roll back in his head.

00:16:36.000 When you're sucking that much weight, it's gonna fuck your brain up.

00:16:40.000 100%.

00:16:40.000 To clean your body of all that water.

00:16:41.000 And he's 6'6", 205?

00:16:44.000 How?

00:16:44.000 Hey, bro, go to heavyweight.

00:16:46.000 Yeah, go to heavyweight.

00:16:47.000 Go to fucking heavyweight.

00:16:48.000 He might be a really good heavyweight, man, and that is a shallow pool.

00:16:52.000 Super shallow.

00:16:52.000 Like, you could lose, like, multiple fights and still be in the hunt.

00:16:55.000 And there's a lot of strikers for him.

00:16:56.000 Sure.

00:16:57.000 Rosenstrug, you know, you've got a ton of guys.

00:16:58.000 Yeah, but nowadays, now that he's been flat-lined a lot.

00:17:01.000 Yeah, it might be over.

00:17:03.000 I mean, you've got to think of all the different people that have gotten him.

00:17:06.000 Well, remember he was doing the worm when he won and blew his shoulder out.

00:17:09.000 Yeah, that was crazy.

00:17:10.000 Oh, no.

00:17:11.000 So, Johnny Walker won a fight, I think it was in Brazil, and he started celebrating, doing the worm, and literally fell too hard and blew his shoulder out.

00:17:17.000 It was out like a year and a half.

00:17:19.000 Shoulder reconstructed.

00:17:20.000 Doing the worm.

00:17:21.000 Tore his shoulder apart.

00:17:21.000 So dumb.

00:17:22.000 Yeah, for nothing.

00:17:23.000 Did you see Connor's injury?

00:17:25.000 Yeah.

00:17:26.000 Thoughts?

00:17:27.000 Well...

00:17:27.000 Pinky toe.

00:17:28.000 It's exactly what Pajeda had when he beat Jamal Hill.

00:17:31.000 He had a broken toe, too.

00:17:32.000 A lot of guys have had a...

00:17:33.000 Now it's the pinky toe.

00:17:34.000 A lot of guys...

00:17:35.000 I fought with a broken pinky toe.

00:17:36.000 I knew about it in advance.

00:17:38.000 Look, here's the thing about a broken pinky toe.

00:17:40.000 When you're a guy who kicks as much as Conor, it's a fucking problem.

00:17:43.000 100%.

00:17:43.000 And it's also the same foot where his leg was snapped and he went into that fight injured.

00:17:48.000 He's never pulled out of a fight before.

00:17:50.000 Never.

00:17:50.000 This is the first one he pulled out of, and I think it's wise.

00:17:53.000 Because I think if you do have a broken toe and you are going into a fight and you did go into a fight the last fight injured, what if that fucking toe becomes a real issue?

00:18:01.000 What if he throws a kick and it smashes again and he's in agony and he can't move?

00:18:05.000 I thought you and I were going to disagree on this.

00:18:07.000 I couldn't agree more.

00:18:08.000 And you've got to realize what's on the line for Conor too.

00:18:11.000 He loses this one, the ride's over.

00:18:13.000 So why risk it?

00:18:15.000 You've got to be able to get the fuck out of the way with Michael Chandler.

00:18:18.000 So you're not going to go in compromised and it's the leg that's already fucked up.

00:18:22.000 You want your best foot forward, no pun intended.

00:18:25.000 And he spends a lot of time bouncing on his toes.

00:18:29.000 That's his biggest asset against Chandler.

00:18:31.000 You've got to in and out, stick a move, kicks.

00:18:33.000 You can't do that with a broken toe.

00:18:34.000 You can't tie that toe to the other toe.

00:18:36.000 You can, but it's going to be compromised.

00:18:37.000 You're still not a hundo.

00:18:39.000 Now, if this is Connor six years ago, he's fighting all day.

00:18:43.000 Excuse me, he fought Chad Mendes with a blown fucking knee and still beat him.

00:18:47.000 And it was on short notice.

00:18:49.000 Still beat him.

00:18:50.000 So, don't get it twisted.

00:18:51.000 Connor's a savage and he's a fighter's fighter.

00:18:54.000 But this, I think finally his team's like, dude, I'm addicted.

00:18:58.000 Okay, I'll take one of those.

00:19:00.000 Yeah, boys.

00:19:01.000 We got more?

00:19:02.000 The only person who drinks more Diet Coke than me.

00:19:04.000 I'm good unless the cool kids are doing it and then I'll drink it.

00:19:07.000 I never drink Diet Coke.

00:19:08.000 Why don't you drink Diet Coke?

00:19:09.000 I don't know.

00:19:10.000 Are you scared of ascertainment?

00:19:11.000 You think it's fucking poison?

00:19:12.000 I disagree.

00:19:14.000 My temple's super pure.

00:19:15.000 I love Diet Coke.

00:19:15.000 I scrubbed my temple clean.

00:19:16.000 Dude, we're gonna get along, brother.

00:19:18.000 We're gonna get along.

00:19:19.000 You know, they try to remake it to taste just like Coca-Cola.

00:19:25.000 Talking about Coke Zero?

00:19:26.000 Yeah, that's why Coke Zero came about.

00:19:27.000 They tried to make a better Diet Coke, but people had already liked the flavor of Diet Coke, so they had to...

00:19:32.000 Coke Zero doesn't bother me.

00:19:34.000 I like it.

00:19:34.000 It's kind of the same.

00:19:35.000 If it's there, I'll take it.

00:19:36.000 I can tell the difference.

00:19:37.000 But you know why they came out with Coke Zero?

00:19:38.000 Because the sales of Diet Coke were going down, because men were embarrassed to order Diet Coke, so they thought it was more of a female drink, so they're like, all right, let's do Coke Zero.

00:19:46.000 What men are these?

00:19:49.000 They did that with Miller.

00:19:50.000 They called it the champagne of beers to get women.

00:19:53.000 What?

00:19:54.000 They don't know their audience.

00:19:55.000 Yeah, that's what they did know.

00:19:56.000 But initially, it came out and it was the champagne of beers.

00:19:58.000 How do we get women to drink beer?

00:19:59.000 Call it the champagne of beers.

00:20:01.000 It's like with cigarettes, they used to call them freedom torches during the suffragette movement.

00:20:04.000 So they wanted to get women to smoke.

00:20:05.000 It was considered not very feminine.

00:20:08.000 So Freud's grandson, Edward Bernays, Was like, I know how to do this.

00:20:13.000 We'll fucking just tell them that these are freedom torches.

00:20:17.000 So all these feminists now were like smoking their...

00:20:20.000 No man tells me, and they started smoking.

00:20:22.000 Really?

00:20:22.000 Yep.

00:20:23.000 And he's the same guy that got people to say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

00:20:28.000 Well, that was all because the pork lobby came to him and they were like, hey, we got to get people to eat more pork.

00:20:34.000 And he's like, cool, say less.

00:20:36.000 We'll just call it bacon is part of a breakfast, a good...

00:20:39.000 So unhealthy.

00:20:41.000 Yep.

00:20:41.000 And breakfast is the most important.

00:20:43.000 So unhealthy.

00:20:43.000 How so?

00:20:44.000 Bacon?

00:20:45.000 Yeah, how so?

00:20:45.000 All the cholesterol, all the fat, no?

00:20:48.000 No.

00:20:48.000 No, nonsense.

00:20:49.000 I love it.

00:20:50.000 Absolute, complete nonsense.

00:20:51.000 Are you an American?

00:20:51.000 Saturated fat is not bad for you in any way, shape, or form.

00:20:54.000 That is all, again, that's all the sugar movement.

00:20:57.000 The sugar industry trick people into thinking that saturated fat is a problem.

00:21:00.000 How many calories are in one piece of bacon?

00:21:02.000 Calories aren't the problem, brother.

00:21:04.000 If you're working out.

00:21:04.000 It's sugar and bullshit is the problem.

00:21:06.000 Calories aren't the problem if you're working out.

00:21:08.000 Yeah, well, overeating is always a problem, but calories from saturated fat are not a problem.

00:21:15.000 Cholesterol is what creates myelin, which is literally what the fucking brain is made out of.

00:21:20.000 Cholesterol is responsible for all your hormone production.

00:21:23.000 Cholesterol is responsible for so much in the human body.

00:21:27.000 It's not bad for you at all.

00:21:29.000 It's just a crock of shit.

00:21:31.000 What's bad for you is processed food.

00:21:33.000 What's bad for you is sugar and excess of carbohydrates, bullshit food, seed oils.

00:21:39.000 There's a lot of things that people get connected to, that they connect to, and they say this is bad for you because of this.

00:21:44.000 But actual real bacon's not bad for you.

00:21:46.000 It's not bad for you.

00:21:46.000 It's just fat.

00:21:47.000 Fat is good for you.

00:21:49.000 Look, if you're on a ketogenic diet, which is very healthy for you, ketogenic diet, those people eat a shitload of bacon.

00:21:55.000 That guy's a fucking stone-cold killer.

00:21:58.000 That's a fucking fight, bro.

00:22:00.000 Has he knocked out everybody he's fought?

00:22:02.000 Not everybody, but pretty close.

00:22:05.000 That's a great card.

00:22:06.000 He's fucking terrifying, man.

00:22:07.000 I'm trying to remember who he reminds me of.

00:22:10.000 Diego Lopez and Brian Ortega is a fight, son.

00:22:13.000 How about this Anthony Smith-Roman Delice fight?

00:22:15.000 How much has that card changed?

00:22:17.000 You know, it was supposed to be Jamal Hill, Khalil Roundtree.

00:22:20.000 Khalil Roundtree falls out, and then Jamal Hill's going to go out against Carlos Olberg.

00:22:25.000 I'm like, ooh, I love that.

00:22:26.000 And then Jamal hurts his knee, and then Carlos Olberg, for some reason, is out.

00:22:30.000 Why is Olberg out?

00:22:31.000 I don't know.

00:22:32.000 And then he's supposed to fight Anthony Smith, and Anthony Smith stays, and now he's playing homeboy.

00:22:36.000 Have I not been paying attention?

00:22:37.000 When did Michael Page get into the UFC? Recently.

00:22:39.000 He had one fight.

00:22:40.000 That's going to be a great fight.

00:22:42.000 That's another great fight.

00:22:43.000 I can't wait.

00:22:43.000 I want to see if he gets away with all the shit at this level.

00:22:47.000 Well, he's going to fight Ian Gary, who is really tall, but I don't think he's going to be able to hit that dude.

00:22:54.000 You don't think Ian Gary will?

00:22:55.000 No.

00:22:56.000 Oh, I disagree.

00:22:56.000 Michael Van and Page is a different thing.

00:22:58.000 Oh, he'll put his lights up.

00:22:59.000 You think so?

00:23:00.000 Really?

00:23:01.000 Really?

00:23:01.000 Yeah, I think Ian Gary's the next...

00:23:03.000 He's it, man.

00:23:04.000 That dude's so talented.

00:23:05.000 I think he's sensational, but he's been hit before, and he's been rocked and dropped.

00:23:09.000 Michael Van and Page is a different thing inside the octagon.

00:23:12.000 Michael Van and Page has been hit before, too?

00:23:14.000 Right, right.

00:23:15.000 By Diego Lima.

00:23:16.000 Correct.

00:23:17.000 Or Douglas.

00:23:18.000 Douglas.

00:23:21.000 Interesting.

00:23:22.000 I like Page, but I think Ian Gary's that guy.

00:23:24.000 I think he's going to have a really hard time finding that guy.

00:23:28.000 You know what I think?

00:23:28.000 You saw the Kevin Holland fight?

00:23:30.000 Yep.

00:23:30.000 He was like, where the fuck is he?

00:23:32.000 He couldn't find him.

00:23:33.000 Couldn't even touch him.

00:23:34.000 True.

00:23:35.000 That point, elite point fighting style with all the MMA skills that Michael Venn and Page has, that is one of the most puzzling problems to deal with inside the octagon.

00:23:45.000 Yeah, look at Alex.

00:23:46.000 Thriving.

00:23:47.000 Pierre, thriving.

00:23:48.000 Right, but it's not...

00:23:49.000 Alex is not a point fighter.

00:23:51.000 It's a different style.

00:23:52.000 Yeah, I'm just saying his elite level of striking makes up for the other holes in the game.

00:23:56.000 Sure, but we've had elite strikers before.

00:23:58.000 The difference with Michael Venom-Page is Michael Venom-Page is an elite point fighter.

00:24:02.000 His style of hitting and not getting hit and being able to close distance really fast, fucking nobody's like that.

00:24:09.000 Wonderboy?

00:24:09.000 Closest?

00:24:10.000 Close.

00:24:11.000 But not at that level.

00:24:12.000 Not at that level.

00:24:13.000 Wonderboy was a kickboxer.

00:24:14.000 Correct.

00:24:15.000 A very elite striker.

00:24:16.000 Very elite kickboxer.

00:24:17.000 But the difference between kickboxing and point fighting is that blitz.

00:24:21.000 That blitz.

00:24:22.000 And Michael Venom Page is so unorthodox.

00:24:25.000 I think that could be one of those fights.

00:24:27.000 Remember when Francis and Derek Lewis were going to fight and were like, Bro, this fight's going one minute.

00:24:32.000 Get ready.

00:24:33.000 And it went to a decision.

00:24:34.000 So boring.

00:24:35.000 Right.

00:24:36.000 Sometimes when you have those two high-level strikers and it's that style, I'm not saying it's going to be boring.

00:24:41.000 There's a chance it can be really fucking boring.

00:24:43.000 Because it's so calculated, so strategic, and neither guy wants to engage because of all these faints.

00:24:48.000 Michael Vanden Page has never been in a boring fight in his fucking life.

00:24:50.000 He's amazing.

00:24:51.000 Michael Vanden Page is an entertainer.

00:24:53.000 Some of those Bellator ones are tough.

00:24:56.000 He's great, don't be wrong, but some of those Bellator ones were tough.

00:24:59.000 I'm interested.

00:25:00.000 I'll tell you what.

00:25:00.000 You might be right, you might be wrong.

00:25:02.000 I'm interested.

00:25:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:03.000 I just think that he is the most difficult puzzle on the feet I've ever seen.

00:25:08.000 Hard to find a guy who can spar like him, too.

00:25:11.000 Kevin Holland couldn't do a fucking thing to him.

00:25:13.000 Couldn't do a fucking thing.

00:25:15.000 Kevin Holland is a good striker.

00:25:17.000 A very good striker.

00:25:18.000 I mean, he's a complete fighter, Kevin, but he's a very good striker.

00:25:22.000 He didn't even come close to hitting him.

00:25:24.000 That dude was just not there.

00:25:26.000 It's a different thing, man.

00:25:27.000 And he's tall as shit.

00:25:29.000 There's no disrespect to Holland.

00:25:31.000 I think Ian Garrett's at a different level than those guys you mentioned.

00:25:33.000 I think so too.

00:25:34.000 And his movement's different, his size is different, his confidence is different.

00:25:37.000 But Ian is also used to fighting guys that are shorter than him.

00:25:40.000 And Michael Vennepage is the first guy that's taller than him.

00:25:42.000 He's taller than Ian.

00:25:44.000 Yeah, or the same height.

00:25:45.000 Similar, yeah.

00:25:46.000 It's not like a huge advantage.

00:25:47.000 But also, age is a factor as well.

00:25:50.000 That's true.

00:25:52.000 Ian's just getting his prime.

00:25:54.000 Dude, when those guys are like 27, 26, 28, good fucking luck.

00:25:57.000 And they get so much better so quick.

00:25:59.000 Yeah.

00:26:00.000 The first thing to go is speed.

00:26:02.000 It's kind of interesting that Ian, Gary, and Colby never came out.

00:26:05.000 Because that, like, Ian was calling him out.

00:26:07.000 Colby said he declined it because he's not famous enough yet.

00:26:10.000 That's so crazy and so incorrect.

00:26:12.000 It's so incorrect.

00:26:13.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:26:14.000 Who was saying that?

00:26:15.000 Colby was saying he's not famous yet, but meanwhile, Colby's lost most of his last fights.

00:26:19.000 I think it's an interesting fight because Colby is a motherfucker, man.

00:26:23.000 Talk all the shit you want about that guy, but that guy can close the distance.

00:26:26.000 He can fuck his fucking gas tanks off the charts.

00:26:28.000 His foot broke 30 seconds into that fight with Leon Edwards.

00:26:35.000 Leon Edwards.

00:26:35.000 Yeah.

00:26:36.000 Like, he had a broken foot.

00:26:37.000 It's broken in three places.

00:26:38.000 He came to my show in Miami.

00:26:40.000 He was still, he was like 85%.

00:26:42.000 That was three weeks ago.

00:26:44.000 So that was a real fucked up foot.

00:26:46.000 Oh, no doubt.

00:26:46.000 Like, he was walking on it tender.

00:26:48.000 Yeah, no doubt.

00:26:49.000 You fought that fucking dude for 25 minutes with a broken foot in three places?

00:26:52.000 That's a bad motherfucker.

00:26:54.000 Also, Leon Edwards is the best striker in the division.

00:26:58.000 He's the most technical, the most dangerous.

00:27:00.000 Sure, but he was in that fight.

00:27:01.000 I love watching Leon move.

00:27:04.000 Just the way he moves.

00:27:05.000 Just the technique, the precision, everything.

00:27:07.000 It's just so fucking...

00:27:09.000 Everything.

00:27:09.000 It's just so...

00:27:10.000 No wasted movement.

00:27:11.000 Yeah, it's like what you want to see in an elite striker, you see in Leon.

00:27:15.000 I also like him because there's no really shit-talking.

00:27:18.000 He's not on Instagram doing TikTok dances.

00:27:20.000 You just respect him for his fucking skill set.

00:27:22.000 Look at me now!

00:27:24.000 Look at me now!

00:27:25.000 Great story.

00:27:26.000 Headshot bang!

00:27:28.000 He's the fucking man.

00:27:29.000 Yeah, he's the fucking man.

00:27:30.000 You don't expect him to sound British.

00:27:32.000 I still don't.

00:27:33.000 Every time he talks, it's a surprise.

00:27:35.000 We'll see what happens if Islam goes up there.

00:27:37.000 Did I ever tell you the time?

00:27:38.000 I think I've told it on the podcast before.

00:27:39.000 I ever tell you the time that there was this dude that was, I don't want to say who he worked for, but he was a bodyguard and he talked shit to Leon Edwards when Leon was with me.

00:27:48.000 I brought Leon to a show.

00:27:50.000 Leon did my podcast.

00:27:51.000 Then I brought Leon.

00:27:52.000 We went and did a show with Chappelle.

00:27:53.000 Me and him were hanging out.

00:27:54.000 Then afterwards, we all went out to this club.

00:27:57.000 This, like, after-hours party that David set up.

00:28:01.000 Okay.

00:28:01.000 Dave sets up these shows, like, he does the shows, and after the shows, he likes to set up a party.

00:28:06.000 So he has, like, a DJ, he brings in foods, fun hang.

00:28:10.000 But it was at the end of the night, and this guy decided he was going to kick everybody out.

00:28:13.000 And for some reason...

00:28:15.000 He singled out Leon Edwards and he got in his face and he said like, hey man, I fucking told you it's time to leave.

00:28:23.000 Fantastic.

00:28:24.000 And then I got in between him.

00:28:25.000 I said, I know you probably made some fucked up mistakes in your life.

00:28:28.000 You're about to make the biggest one.

00:28:30.000 Did you say you know who that is?

00:28:31.000 Exactly what I said.

00:28:32.000 I pulled him aside.

00:28:33.000 And what'd he do?

00:28:34.000 And he went like a ghost.

00:28:36.000 I go, that's one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet.

00:28:38.000 You're about to make one of the biggest mistakes of your life.

00:28:43.000 I go, he's cool.

00:28:44.000 There's no reason to talk to him like that.

00:28:45.000 He didn't do anything wrong.

00:28:47.000 He doesn't know.

00:28:48.000 He's here with me.

00:28:49.000 And he's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:28:51.000 And then after he sees him knock out Kamaru, he's like, oh no.

00:28:56.000 He sees his life pass before his eyes when he was watching it on TV. You want to go viral, bud?

00:29:00.000 You can, but it's made the wrong way.

00:29:02.000 I was like, if you're going to do this, let me get my phone out.

00:29:04.000 That's like the guy fucking with Joe Schilling, like, tried to pick a fight with him before that.

00:29:07.000 He was, like, mouthing off to him the whole time before that, and Joe's like, Jesus.

00:29:10.000 Oh, was he?

00:29:11.000 He was mouthing off?

00:29:12.000 I know he was a dick to people at the bar.

00:29:13.000 No, he was a mouthing off to him.

00:29:15.000 He was mouthing off to, like, other people at the bar.

00:29:16.000 He was mouthing off also to Joe.

00:29:18.000 The whole story is that he was just a dick from start, and Joe was like, are you kidding me?

00:29:22.000 You can kind of see that.

00:29:23.000 He seemed like a dickhead, just the way he was behaving.

00:29:26.000 Isn't that...

00:29:26.000 That's one of the most wonderful instant karma videos of all time.

00:29:29.000 Oh, the greatest.

00:29:30.000 It's, like, one of the greatest viral videos.

00:29:31.000 Fuck with Joe Schilling.

00:29:32.000 The best.

00:29:32.000 But what a mistake.

00:29:34.000 Karma put one of the scariest humans alive in front of him.

00:29:37.000 You don't know this?

00:29:38.000 This is a scene in a bar.

00:29:39.000 Joe Schilling is a friend of mine.

00:29:41.000 He's a world champion, kickboxer, elite strike.

00:29:44.000 You would look at him and go, that's not the guy I'm going to fuck with in the bar.

00:29:48.000 So Joe Schilling is at a bar, and he's trying to walk past this guy to get to the bathroom.

00:29:53.000 The guy backs up as Joe's walking.

00:29:54.000 He doesn't see him.

00:29:55.000 And Joe bumps into him and puts his hands on him.

00:29:57.000 This is it right here.

00:29:57.000 So this is the guy.

00:29:58.000 This is the dickhead.

00:29:59.000 He's been fucking with everybody in the bar the whole time.

00:30:00.000 He's talking shit.

00:30:01.000 He's real loud and drunk.

00:30:02.000 So that's Joe in the black shirt.

00:30:03.000 It's like out of a movie.

00:30:04.000 Joe's like, excuse me, and he passes by.

00:30:06.000 And the guy says something to him.

00:30:07.000 He turns around.

00:30:08.000 See how he just flinched at him?

00:30:09.000 He flinches at Joe like he's going to hit him, and then Joe just hits him with that three piece and a soda.

00:30:13.000 And then he walks away like it ain't shit.

00:30:15.000 That's the wrong guy.

00:30:17.000 The wrong guy.

00:30:18.000 The fucking wrong guy.

00:30:20.000 Boom, boom.

00:30:21.000 And you've got to understand, this was the end of a long...

00:30:23.000 He was fucking with Joe and everybody else the whole time.

00:30:26.000 That guy tried suing Joe and Joe won.

00:30:27.000 Yeah.

00:30:27.000 Yeah, well, it's Florida.

00:30:28.000 It's stand your ground.

00:30:29.000 Like, clearly a guy flinched.

00:30:31.000 Like, went like that to make him flinch.

00:30:33.000 And you don't do that to a guy that's a fucking train striker.

00:30:36.000 We need more of this.

00:30:37.000 We need more of this.

00:30:39.000 And Joe is the farthest thing from a bully, by the way.

00:30:42.000 Super nice.

00:30:42.000 I've hung out with him many times.

00:30:43.000 He's the man.

00:30:44.000 No hesitation, though.

00:30:46.000 Yeah.

00:30:47.000 But the guy was picking spikes.

00:30:49.000 He was playing fights with other dudes in the heart too.

00:30:51.000 He was causing all these problems with other guys.

00:30:53.000 He was trying to pick fights.

00:30:54.000 But I mean, you've rarely seen people that get right to it.

00:30:57.000 Yeah.

00:30:57.000 Oh, right to it.

00:30:58.000 It's usually like, shut your fucking mouth.

00:30:59.000 Yeah.

00:31:00.000 Who you talking to?

00:31:00.000 Just bing, bing, bing.

00:31:02.000 Wrong guy.

00:31:02.000 That's his language.

00:31:03.000 It was like a reflex.

00:31:04.000 Wrong guy.

00:31:05.000 He's fluent at knockout.

00:31:06.000 That's his language.

00:31:07.000 It's just the wrong guy.

00:31:08.000 Yeah.

00:31:08.000 Straight up.

00:31:09.000 Joe Schilling, he fought in this battle in Los Angeles where he had to fight three times in one night.

00:31:15.000 Remember that?

00:31:16.000 Last Man Standing and Glory?

00:31:18.000 We went there live.

00:31:19.000 It was fucking insane.

00:31:20.000 He fought three times.

00:31:21.000 And it's against world-class kickboxers.

00:31:23.000 And then this dude who doesn't work out came off his day job at Remax and was like, I'm going to get fucked up.

00:31:30.000 That guy just left Best Buy with a fucking bonus check in his pocket, feeling cocky.

00:31:35.000 But the best thing about Joe Schilling, world champion kickboxer, most decorated American kickboxer in history, he smokes, sir.

00:31:41.000 Cigarettes.

00:31:41.000 He smokes fucking cigarettes.

00:31:42.000 Oh, you've seen the picture of him in our gym.

00:31:45.000 The guy smoking cigarettes.

00:31:46.000 That's Joe.

00:31:47.000 He's like Clint Eastwood if he fought.

00:31:49.000 When the video first started it, you said that's him in the black shirt.

00:31:51.000 I thought it was the nerdy looking dude.

00:31:53.000 I was like, oh, unsuspecting.

00:31:55.000 Mikey Musumechi looking dude.

00:31:57.000 He look like somebody you don't fuck with.

00:31:59.000 He's also like big.

00:32:01.000 He's awesome.

00:32:02.000 Look at his fucking face.

00:32:03.000 It's like a great white shark.

00:32:04.000 Out of all the people to talk shit to.

00:32:07.000 He just smokes.

00:32:08.000 He smokes.

00:32:09.000 He's fucking Nick Nolte with his fucking world-class hands.

00:32:13.000 Deep voice.

00:32:14.000 What?

00:32:14.000 Tatted up.

00:32:15.000 And then look at that guy.

00:32:16.000 You gotta love moments.

00:32:18.000 Yeah.

00:32:19.000 Yeah, he's like talking shit.

00:32:20.000 I told this guy I'm gonna beat him arm wrestling, like whatever the fuck he's saying.

00:32:23.000 Look at him, look at him.

00:32:24.000 See, I thought it was him.

00:32:25.000 Just shoulders, fucking long legs.

00:32:26.000 Just an accident.

00:32:27.000 I mean, just a bump, and he had to talk shit.

00:32:31.000 I mean, the dumbest move.

00:32:33.000 Hey, fuck around and find out.

00:32:34.000 Fuck around and find out.

00:32:35.000 That is, if fuck around and find out was a viral video, that's it.

00:32:39.000 I would love to be the level of ready to just have a two-piece in the chamber at all times.

00:32:44.000 Dude, you can get there, man.

00:32:45.000 Nah.

00:32:46.000 Yeah, you know, it's not impossible.

00:32:48.000 No.

00:32:48.000 It's not impossible.

00:32:49.000 It's like my friends that start riding motorcycles when they're 40. Nah, it's past you by.

00:32:53.000 You can.

00:32:55.000 You could learn just a mean combo for the Austin bars, though.

00:32:58.000 Don't get a fucking Hayabusa, but you get a Harley.

00:33:01.000 Or you get a pistol.

00:33:03.000 Just run around.

00:33:04.000 Just get a pistol.

00:33:05.000 Yeah, by the time you get that pistol, you're already asleep.

00:33:08.000 Unless you have a quick draw.

00:33:12.000 Did you see the, uh, uh, you got a hawk-tui spit on that thing?

00:33:18.000 It's massive.

00:33:20.000 She's famous now.

00:33:20.000 That girl, one video, have you seen it, Brian?

00:33:23.000 Yeah, hawk-tui.

00:33:24.000 One girl gets interviewed, and it's just, I love moments like that where one weird video, it's so funny, that the whole world sees it.

00:33:33.000 She's the most famous person on the planet right now.

00:33:35.000 So the one I saw on Instagram, the top comment underneath it, Is another woman being like, nobody needs, you don't have to spit on it.

00:33:43.000 And then it's just a thousand news.

00:33:45.000 It's like, somebody taught you wrong, bitch.

00:33:46.000 People aren't telling you the truth.

00:33:48.000 Spit on it!

00:33:49.000 Especially the way she says it.

00:33:51.000 It's so good.

00:33:52.000 She's not pretending.

00:33:54.000 She said it like she passed it, but she got a certificate.

00:33:57.000 She's not posing.

00:33:58.000 That lady's a black belt spitting on dicks.

00:34:00.000 I wouldn't be that into a girl going...

00:34:02.000 I would be into her.

00:34:03.000 Her enthusiasm?

00:34:05.000 Yeah, you would if she did it.

00:34:07.000 But if you hear a girl go, you're not going to be like, wait a minute.

00:34:10.000 Hold on.

00:34:11.000 Let's see it, Jamie.

00:34:12.000 Okay.

00:34:13.000 Didn't I send you a bunch of good versions?

00:34:15.000 The memes of it?

00:34:16.000 The original one has how many views now?

00:34:19.000 It has to be a hundred million.

00:34:20.000 At least.

00:34:21.000 I wonder how she monetizes that.

00:34:22.000 I wonder what she's doing.

00:34:23.000 She's probably panicking.

00:34:25.000 Everybody knows she's making money.

00:34:26.000 Is she?

00:34:27.000 Yeah, she's making money.

00:34:28.000 There's merch now.

00:34:29.000 There's like Hawk 2 merch.

00:34:30.000 Oh, I need to buy a shirt.

00:34:31.000 Yeah, bro, these kids, man, they own that social media.

00:34:34.000 See, Hawk 2 24. Signed an autograph.

00:34:35.000 Look at her.

00:34:36.000 She's signing fucking hats.

00:34:38.000 Only in America.

00:34:39.000 Only in America.

00:34:40.000 That is hilarious.

00:34:41.000 Let's hear the video.

00:34:43.000 That's fucking hilarious.

00:34:44.000 It's just the way she says it.

00:34:46.000 Right up there in the corner.

00:34:47.000 I already clicked two of them and they didn't have the video on it for some reason.

00:34:51.000 Christ, what a weird world.

00:34:53.000 What a fucking world.

00:34:53.000 And it's only been like four days, right?

00:34:56.000 When did it come out?

00:34:58.000 Honestly, it happened fast.

00:35:00.000 Who is the Hawk Tua girl taking over TikTok?

00:35:02.000 It wasn't her original video.

00:35:04.000 She was doing an interview, right?

00:35:05.000 Yeah, some guy on the street says, what do you have to do to make a guy crazy in bed?

00:35:09.000 Shit, sorry.

00:35:11.000 Spit on that night.

00:35:13.000 Once upon a time, two girls were out on the town in Nashville, Tennessee, when a...

00:35:17.000 Spit on that night, you get me?

00:35:18.000 No, no, no.

00:35:19.000 To which one woman replied, Oh, you gotta give him that huck.

00:35:23.000 Spit on that night, you get me?

00:35:25.000 You do.

00:35:25.000 You get me?

00:35:26.000 You get me?

00:35:28.000 Look at her laughing!

00:35:30.000 She's laughing so hard!

00:35:32.000 I wonder if her dad's like, what the fuck?

00:35:34.000 Like, imagine being her dad right now.

00:35:35.000 Yeah, but her college is probably paid for now.

00:35:37.000 Nah, her dad knows.

00:35:39.000 Yeah, I wonder how much money she's making off of this.

00:35:41.000 Hopefully a lot.

00:35:42.000 It is smart that she jumped right on it, because you gotta think, it's only been a few days.

00:35:46.000 Oh, someone blew her up in the DMs.

00:35:48.000 June 11th.

00:35:48.000 June 11th, so it's 10 days.

00:35:49.000 So it's 10 days.

00:35:50.000 There are a handful of other videos on Tim and Dee's page featuring the Hawk to a girl and her friend.

00:35:54.000 Since then, TikTokers claim to have found the woman, but the account is now repeatedly deleted.

00:35:58.000 Oh, she might have deleted it.

00:36:00.000 Possibly doesn't remember being interviewed.

00:36:02.000 She got blackout drunk.

00:36:04.000 It's in Nashville.

00:36:05.000 She's probably hammered.

00:36:06.000 Yeah, she's doing her thing, having fun.

00:36:08.000 Shara Bullet.

00:36:09.000 Here we go.

00:36:10.000 Also, where's her references, though?

00:36:12.000 I would like, the way it all to do is whose dick she's sucking, or is she just talking?

00:36:16.000 Those guys are about to make some TikTok videos, just, like, sitting there with a cup of coffee on the porch, like...

00:36:21.000 Let me tell you something.

00:36:22.000 It's real.

00:36:24.000 Netflix's about to do a doc on it, man.

00:36:26.000 This is a good fight.

00:36:27.000 Tricoli is good.

00:36:28.000 Call it the throat goat.

00:36:29.000 Yeah.

00:36:30.000 That guy on the left has one eye, Brian.

00:36:32.000 Yes, he does.

00:36:33.000 The guy on the left has one eye and he only can fight in other organizations.

00:36:37.000 That's why he can't come out here.

00:36:38.000 In other countries.

00:36:38.000 Because he can't get attention?

00:36:39.000 Because he can't see.

00:36:40.000 He can't see out of his right eye.

00:36:41.000 So they won't let him fight in the United States?

00:36:42.000 I don't believe so.

00:36:43.000 He's never fought out here.

00:36:44.000 Most people think that's why.

00:36:45.000 One-eyed UFC fighter Shara Buten Magomedov lands killer role for acting debut in a new Hollywood movie.

00:36:51.000 Oh, nice.

00:36:51.000 He's going to be in a movie soon.

00:36:52.000 Hey, bro, they named Indy Adolf.

00:36:54.000 I'm not fucking with him.

00:36:55.000 Yeah.

00:36:56.000 Any kind of off?

00:36:57.000 He's a scary striker, too.

00:37:00.000 He's fun to watch.

00:37:01.000 But his depth perception has got to be all fucked up because he's only got one eye.

00:37:07.000 You need two eyes for depth perception.

00:37:10.000 That's Bisping.

00:37:11.000 Yeah.

00:37:11.000 It fucks you up.

00:37:13.000 But it doesn't matter.

00:37:14.000 He's that good.

00:37:15.000 He's that good.

00:37:15.000 He's had like seven different operations on the eye to try to fix it.

00:37:19.000 He was from childhood, right?

00:37:20.000 No, it was a fight.

00:37:21.000 It's from a fight.

00:37:22.000 Are you sure?

00:37:23.000 I'm pretty sure it's from a fight.

00:37:25.000 I'm pretty sure.

00:37:26.000 Because he had the operations while he was competing.

00:37:29.000 I think it was something that happened during a fight.

00:37:31.000 I may be wrong.

00:37:33.000 For some reason, I thought it was when he was a kid.

00:37:35.000 Jamie will find out.

00:37:36.000 I'm pretty sure the injury happened from a fight.

00:37:39.000 Also, how do you even not...

00:37:40.000 You don't see shit coming from that way?

00:37:42.000 Nope.

00:37:42.000 He doesn't see shit out of that right eye.

00:37:44.000 He's got a giant...

00:37:45.000 What does it say?

00:37:45.000 Head.

00:37:47.000 He had to get the right eye removed completely after losing vision.

00:37:50.000 Holy shit, man.

00:37:51.000 If they get infected, that's why.

00:37:52.000 The eye gets infected.

00:37:54.000 Suffered early in his career.

00:37:56.000 Before the operation, I was afraid of an infection.

00:37:59.000 God.

00:37:59.000 Dude, one eye redhead.

00:38:01.000 Fuck's sake.

00:38:01.000 They don't take your eyes out anymore.

00:38:02.000 They don't usually do that anymore because you have cones in your eyes that sense light even though you can't see and it regulates your circadian rhythm.

00:38:10.000 He's in Dagestan, man.

00:38:10.000 I know.

00:38:11.000 They take that eye out.

00:38:12.000 But it fucks your sleep up.

00:38:13.000 Well, there might have been something wrong.

00:38:14.000 Yeah, they're saying something about an infection.

00:38:17.000 Could they get infected a lot?

00:38:18.000 But they took Bisping's eye out, right?

00:38:20.000 No.

00:38:21.000 They used to take blind people's eyes out.

00:38:22.000 He wears a plate over it.

00:38:24.000 Yeah, he wears like a lens over the top of it so it doesn't look so weird.

00:38:27.000 But it's just so people don't stare at his eye.

00:38:29.000 I get it.

00:38:30.000 He's still got his eye.

00:38:31.000 Yeah.

00:38:31.000 Tricoli's good though, man.

00:38:33.000 Shara Bullitt does weird shit, man.

00:38:34.000 He's wild, man.

00:38:35.000 Wild kicks.

00:38:36.000 He throws kicks like a jab.

00:38:37.000 He got punched twice in the face from the direction he can see it.

00:38:42.000 Isn't this his UFC debut?

00:38:44.000 No, no.

00:38:45.000 Charbois fought at least once.

00:38:46.000 Hell no.

00:38:47.000 Twice.

00:38:47.000 Yeah, he's a fucking huge prospect.

00:38:49.000 Hasn't he fought twice?

00:38:50.000 Yeah.

00:38:51.000 At least once.

00:38:52.000 I think twice.

00:38:54.000 Just once?

00:38:54.000 Well, this article was he was 11-0 and he's only 12-0 now.

00:38:57.000 I feel like this is his first fight.

00:38:58.000 Signed last year.

00:38:59.000 No, this isn't his first fight.

00:39:00.000 Hmm.

00:39:01.000 So this is his second fight in the UFC? At least second fight.

00:39:04.000 Said he signed in 2020?

00:39:06.000 Yeah.

00:39:07.000 But, you know, he can't really fight in America.

00:39:09.000 Like, the Nevada State Athletic Division, they're like, there's no way, pal.

00:39:12.000 You can't see.

00:39:13.000 Like, you have to be able to see out of both eyes to fight America.

00:39:15.000 I'm sure there's some places.

00:39:17.000 Well, we're in Saudi Arabia for these fights.

00:39:19.000 No, I'm saying in America.

00:39:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:20.000 Like, you bring them to Kentucky, they're like, go ahead, fella.

00:39:23.000 Mississippi.

00:39:24.000 Yeah, go on.

00:39:25.000 Tennessee.

00:39:26.000 You can close both your eyes.

00:39:27.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:39:28.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:39:28.000 Hot to spit on that thing.

00:39:30.000 Hot to spit on that thing.

00:39:31.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:39:35.000 That girl had no idea that thing went fucking viral.

00:39:37.000 You never know what's gonna hit, right?

00:39:39.000 Yeah, she's just being funny with her friend.

00:39:41.000 You never know what's gonna be a popular video and what's not.

00:39:43.000 You just gotta keep doing them.

00:39:45.000 Here's one thing you do know.

00:39:46.000 If you try hard, you won't get one.

00:39:47.000 That's for damn sure.

00:39:48.000 Isn't that weird?

00:39:49.000 Yeah.

00:39:50.000 Yeah.

00:39:51.000 That don't stop people from trying.

00:39:52.000 Oh, they try so hard.

00:39:54.000 But the people that I know that try the hardest have never gotten one.

00:39:58.000 Never.

00:40:02.000 So Tricoli just wants to take him down.

00:40:04.000 Shower Bullet has terrible takedown defense.

00:40:06.000 That's his liability.

00:40:07.000 Also doesn't get up well.

00:40:10.000 And even in his UFC debut, he got battered on the ground.

00:40:14.000 Bro, how about the main event was about to be Bo Nickel, but he was hunting in Montana and didn't have an Android phone like you guys and had no service.

00:40:22.000 Yeah, interesting.

00:40:22.000 He was going to take that fight.

00:40:24.000 Interesting.

00:40:25.000 I would not have advised that.

00:40:27.000 I wouldn't either, but he was down to do it.

00:40:29.000 Yeah.

00:40:29.000 He struggled a little bit with Cody Brundage, and Cody Brundage is nowhere near where Robert...

00:40:35.000 Robert Whitaker will change your fucking life.

00:40:37.000 Well, Robert Whitaker might be the best 185 on the planet.

00:40:40.000 It's up for debate.

00:40:41.000 He's up there.

00:40:42.000 How do you say that when...

00:40:43.000 I would say different.

00:40:45.000 Well, Drekus.

00:40:46.000 Drekus beat the shit out of him in one round.

00:40:48.000 Drekus beat him.

00:40:49.000 He's fucking good, though.

00:40:50.000 He's very good.

00:40:51.000 And he was a former world champion.

00:40:52.000 He was number one at the time.

00:40:54.000 He just beat Paulo Costa.

00:40:55.000 Certainly in the top five.

00:40:56.000 I don't know a shitload about him, about Bo Nickel, but I just keep hearing his name.

00:41:00.000 He's the man.

00:41:01.000 They're hyping him up.

00:41:01.000 Well, he's an elite wrestler.

00:41:03.000 A real top of the food chain, blue chip wrestler.

00:41:06.000 And, you know, he's getting very good at striking.

00:41:09.000 He's basically our LeBron James, but he's white.

00:41:12.000 I wouldn't say that.

00:41:13.000 His wrestling is super hard to see.

00:41:15.000 That's a ridiculous thing to say.

00:41:16.000 No, the hype on him is insane.

00:41:17.000 You're saying he's out of high school.

00:41:21.000 Hold on.

00:41:22.000 So here we go.

00:41:23.000 This is why you make the comparison to a guy like LeBron.

00:41:25.000 Because he's in wrestling.

00:41:26.000 Since he was seven, he was selling out fucking huge auditoriums wrestling.

00:41:31.000 Dominating.

00:41:32.000 Then he's on a world tour.

00:41:33.000 Then he's one of the best ever at Penn State.

00:41:36.000 And then he goes on a world circuit.

00:41:37.000 He's a three-time or four-time NCAA champion.

00:41:39.000 I think he won it as a freshman, right?

00:41:41.000 This is a good fight, boys.

00:41:42.000 Anyone the Heisman of NCAA wrestling.

00:41:44.000 We're missing a good fight, boys.

00:41:45.000 Very good fight.

00:41:45.000 What were we going to say, though, Joe?

00:41:47.000 I was saying that the difference is LeBron has been dominant and famous on a world championship level for so long.

00:41:53.000 It's more like a Jon Jones.

00:41:55.000 Jon Jones is more like the LeBron of MMA. No, he's talking about LeBron.

00:41:59.000 I'm saying that's like a prospect.

00:42:01.000 You know what I'm saying, Joe?

00:42:02.000 Like as a prospect, because there's so much pressure on him, and he has how many fights?

00:42:06.000 Yeah, I would advise a guy like that to not fight in the UFC for a long time.

00:42:10.000 I think you should get to world-class level before you get to the UFC. It's tough because outside the UFC, he's so dominant.

00:42:17.000 He's fucking so dominant.

00:42:18.000 So he's like, you need to strike him up?

00:42:20.000 Yeah.

00:42:20.000 On the world-class level?

00:42:21.000 100%.

00:42:21.000 Because once you get there, if you're not ready, it's a marathon, not a sprint.

00:42:26.000 You gotta go train with them Dagestani boys.

00:42:28.000 Go fuck them up.

00:42:29.000 He'll fuck them up in wrestling.

00:42:30.000 He did already.

00:42:31.000 He's beaten a lot of Russians in wrestling.

00:42:33.000 His thing is his striking.

00:42:34.000 He's going to work on his striking.

00:42:35.000 But hold up.

00:42:36.000 His striking's not, like, awful.

00:42:39.000 It's not awful.

00:42:39.000 His thing is combining the striking and wrestling, putting it together like GSP did.

00:42:43.000 That's right.

00:42:43.000 Once he gets that, okay.

00:42:45.000 But Bo Nickel's a guy who's been watching...

00:42:47.000 The human body move for a very long time.

00:42:50.000 Me too.

00:42:50.000 And his timing and everything.

00:42:52.000 What the fuck does that mean?

00:42:53.000 I'm not going to beat Hamza.

00:42:55.000 Timing, takedowns, everything.

00:42:57.000 So they have an easier time.

00:42:58.000 A lot of times guys like that, their learning curve is a lot steeper.

00:43:01.000 Well, elite athletes have a quicker learning curve.

00:43:03.000 That's for sure.

00:43:05.000 He did it.

00:43:05.000 He's an elite athlete, no doubt about it.

00:43:08.000 I mean, Bo's got massive, massive potential.

00:43:11.000 But even Johnny Hendricks, remember his timing?

00:43:12.000 He learned how to throw that.

00:43:14.000 Not world class, though.

00:43:15.000 But he would knock things out because it was the same time.

00:43:18.000 Johnny and also pre-USADA and post-USADA Johnny are two different human beings.

00:43:23.000 Correct.

00:43:23.000 Really?

00:43:23.000 Yeah, it's like you and Mike Tyson.

00:43:25.000 It's like they're two totally different human beings.

00:43:27.000 Different species.

00:43:28.000 Post you saw them, Johnny Hendricks is like, what?

00:43:30.000 Where'd you go?

00:43:31.000 Like, where'd you go?

00:43:32.000 But also, you want to watch Johnny's fights and go, man, that's world-class striking.

00:43:35.000 Right.

00:43:35.000 He had a big fucking overhand left.

00:43:37.000 Yeah, he just had to take a time at well.

00:43:38.000 Oh, he was a tremendous power striker.

00:43:40.000 That doesn't make sense.

00:43:41.000 Why get worse when they're not testing anymore?

00:43:43.000 No, no, no.

00:43:43.000 Once they started testing.

00:43:44.000 Oh, okay, okay.

00:43:45.000 When they started testing, his body melted.

00:43:47.000 Like, there's a lot of those guys.

00:43:48.000 Like, there's documentaries online about Johnny Hendricks pre and post USADA. He's like one of the biggest examples.

00:43:53.000 To be fair, though, those were the times.

00:43:56.000 In those pictures, you don't see much.

00:43:58.000 I mean, you see a little bit of a difference in the physique, but what's really the difference is in the shocking power.

00:44:03.000 He would just put guys to fucking sleep.

00:44:06.000 Power, cardio, the way he fought, confidence.

00:44:08.000 Aggression, confidence.

00:44:09.000 But also, to be fair to Johnny, those were the times.

00:44:11.000 Everybody was on.

00:44:12.000 Fuck yeah.

00:44:12.000 Name somebody.

00:44:13.000 Go ahead.

00:44:14.000 Because that was my era.

00:44:16.000 Those were also the TRT eras where you could do it legally.

00:44:19.000 Not everyone.

00:44:20.000 They turned me down.

00:44:21.000 Whatever.

00:44:21.000 They turned you down for TRT? Yeah, they wouldn't let me have it.

00:44:23.000 Why?

00:44:24.000 What did that happen?

00:44:24.000 I don't know.

00:44:25.000 Haters, man.

00:44:26.000 I think it was already weird because Nate Marquardt was like from your area.

00:44:29.000 Correct.

00:44:30.000 He really fucked us up.

00:44:31.000 He got popped like alien levels.

00:44:33.000 They were like, I remember that fight got canceled.

00:44:35.000 We were at the weigh-in and his fight got canceled.

00:44:38.000 And I was like, what is going on?

00:44:39.000 They're like, he's at like a, he could die.

00:44:42.000 His levels of testosterone are so hot.

00:44:44.000 He has alien fucking blood.

00:44:45.000 1900 or something.

00:44:46.000 No, it was like 24. It was super dangerous.

00:44:50.000 He had nitrous oxide in his fucking bloodstream.

00:44:51.000 And then all of us, we're going to the same doctor, and then that doctor's like, see ya!

00:44:55.000 Closed up shop.

00:44:56.000 I'm like, hey!

00:44:57.000 Yeah, probably a good move for the doctor.

00:44:59.000 I just got the deposit, bud.

00:45:00.000 Well, a lot of these doctors are dorks, you know, and they think they're going to be able to take these ads.

00:45:04.000 I know what I could do with you.

00:45:05.000 Because they did our, you know, they're just like, oh, TRT's legal?

00:45:08.000 Great.

00:45:09.000 We're going to fucking bang you up with all these other different things.

00:45:11.000 But they don't get the commissions and all that, and you're dealing with high-level sports.

00:45:15.000 Right, and how many of those doctors have ever been, like, through the whole testing process?

00:45:19.000 That's why Balco is so big.

00:45:21.000 Yeah, sure.

00:45:21.000 The clear.

00:45:22.000 You know what I fuck with now?

00:45:24.000 I'm in shit.

00:45:26.000 Probably the best shape since I fought is that Transcend, where it's like peptides, TRT. What's Transcend?

00:45:31.000 Is it a company?

00:45:32.000 It's a company, and you do your blood work probably at least every two weeks, every three weeks, and they monitor everything.

00:45:38.000 All right, you should be taking this, this, this, and this, and it's a script plan, and they send it to you.

00:45:42.000 Oh, nice.

00:45:43.000 You just start taking everything, and then they check your blood work.

00:45:45.000 That's what Cowboy's on, Bradley Martin.

00:45:48.000 Peptides are here.

00:45:50.000 That's what I do out here with Ways to Well.

00:45:51.000 Same deal.

00:45:52.000 Ways to Well is exact.

00:45:53.000 I've never felt better.

00:45:54.000 I've never felt better.

00:45:55.000 Plenty of peptides.

00:45:56.000 They have stuff for your cognitive.

00:45:57.000 For me, I need my fucking brain after getting punched.

00:46:00.000 So cognitive, energy, everything.

00:46:03.000 Because I had a doctor.

00:46:04.000 He looked great.

00:46:05.000 He's 65. He's a friend of mine, Jeff.

00:46:06.000 He shows up at my show and I was like, what are you doing?

00:46:09.000 He goes, peptides.

00:46:10.000 Yeah, peptides are incredible.

00:46:12.000 Yeah, that's why they keep out long.

00:46:13.000 Yeah, really?

00:46:14.000 Yeah, they got rid of thymosin because it was helping people get over COVID. That's how you know they're good.

00:46:17.000 No reason for it to get rid of it.

00:46:19.000 Now they're trying to get rid of BPC-157.

00:46:21.000 No reason.

00:46:21.000 I stocked up on it.

00:46:22.000 That shit fixed my stomach.

00:46:24.000 BPC-157?

00:46:25.000 Yeah.

00:46:26.000 Shit's magic.

00:46:27.000 This fight is interesting.

00:46:28.000 Now I'm a guinea pig.

00:46:29.000 I shoot myself about seven times a day, but whatever.

00:46:32.000 As long as you feel good.

00:46:33.000 Oh yeah, I don't get fucked.

00:46:34.000 You know what irritated me is the Balco people.

00:46:36.000 The Balco people got caught because they went through the trash and they had their names written on the list.

00:46:43.000 That was Nowinski, right?

00:46:44.000 I was like, how the fuck you got my name written?

00:46:46.000 Nowinski caught him, yes.

00:46:47.000 The Balco people?

00:46:48.000 Yeah.

00:46:48.000 Nowinski's the head guy that caught him.

00:46:50.000 Yeah, they caught him going through the garbage.

00:46:52.000 Victor Conte's the man.

00:46:53.000 Victor Conte knew his shit, man.

00:46:54.000 Fucker.

00:46:55.000 Yes, please.

00:46:56.000 How do you do a crime and write it down and put it in the trash?

00:46:59.000 I'd be pissed.

00:47:00.000 If I was Barry Bonds, I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing?

00:47:02.000 That is funny.

00:47:03.000 Do you know what's at risk here?

00:47:05.000 You put a signed baseball in the trash, bitch?

00:47:07.000 You ruined the fucking...

00:47:07.000 Yeah, that's how you got caught.

00:47:09.000 Dude, homeboy can kick...

00:47:10.000 He's kicking his lower leg.

00:47:11.000 He's doing that Pierre thing where he doesn't turn his hips over.

00:47:14.000 He just soccer kicks your fucking calf.

00:47:16.000 He's tough as shit.

00:47:17.000 Oh, Joe?

00:47:18.000 Oh, my God.

00:47:18.000 Joe, let me ask you this.

00:47:19.000 If you're, back to the Conor thing, if you're Michael Chandler, what do you do?

00:47:23.000 Fight somebody.

00:47:24.000 You fight somebody.

00:47:25.000 Yeah, Max Holloway, BMF. I hear people are talking about that fight.

00:47:28.000 That's an amazing fight.

00:47:29.000 He needs money.

00:47:30.000 Doing the sphere.

00:47:31.000 You can't not fight for two fucking years.

00:47:33.000 He's pretty good.

00:47:34.000 He's very smart, has a bunch of businesses.

00:47:36.000 I'm sure, but wouldn't it be nice if he was making millions over those two years?

00:47:39.000 Even if you're doing well, two years is a long time.

00:47:43.000 He's got a family.

00:47:44.000 Yeah, and he's paid pretty handsomely from the UFC, you know?

00:47:46.000 Mm-hmm.

00:47:48.000 Yeah.

00:47:49.000 Max Holloway, him BMF title.

00:47:50.000 I like Max at 55 anyway.

00:47:53.000 I do too, but the problem is...

00:47:56.000 Topuria went hard in the paint.

00:47:57.000 They want Topuria versus Max.

00:48:01.000 That's what Max wants.

00:48:02.000 I don't like it.

00:48:03.000 That's what he wants next.

00:48:04.000 You don't like that?

00:48:05.000 Well, don't get me wrong.

00:48:06.000 That's a great fucking fight.

00:48:07.000 Yeah, I like Max at 55, especially now.

00:48:09.000 He's getting a little older with his output.

00:48:11.000 I think he can do a lot of damage there.

00:48:13.000 He's not old, dude.

00:48:13.000 He's like 32. Bro, in fighting years, he's 77. You know what I'm saying?

00:48:19.000 Sort of.

00:48:21.000 How many punches he's thrown?

00:48:23.000 He's 77 years old.

00:48:24.000 But he's so smart.

00:48:26.000 His style's so good.

00:48:27.000 Dude, outside, and if Islam goes to 170, I mean, I don't see why Max can't be champ.

00:48:31.000 I'm the best boxer in the UFC! Maniacs.

00:48:34.000 What the fuck is impossible to take down?

00:48:37.000 Shara Bullitt.

00:48:37.000 Well, he's gotten a lot better with his takedown defense, but Tricoli's not exactly bow nickel.

00:48:42.000 No.

00:48:44.000 But it's a good fight.

00:48:45.000 Yeah, he's tough though.

00:48:48.000 Rough.

00:48:48.000 But the thing is, like, Shara Bullitt's gonna face this with everyone.

00:48:51.000 That was a nice elbow in the clinch.

00:48:52.000 Yeah, it's gonna get a dicey for him.

00:48:54.000 If he keeps winning...

00:48:55.000 Oh, he just cut him off.

00:48:56.000 Wow.

00:48:56.000 Oh, he just hurt Tricoli.

00:48:57.000 Tricoli's in trouble.

00:48:58.000 Yeah, he did.

00:48:58.000 Oh, look at that.

00:48:59.000 Yeah, he did.

00:49:00.000 Dropped on a single.

00:49:01.000 Yep.

00:49:02.000 Dude, what do you do if you're the UFC and you put all this stock in Hamzat?

00:49:07.000 Eventually, they just go, fuck it.

00:49:09.000 Fuck it.

00:49:09.000 We've got to move on.

00:49:10.000 So, did he get food poisoning?

00:49:12.000 Is that what happened?

00:49:13.000 Somebody from his team said that.

00:49:14.000 But then they backed off that story.

00:49:16.000 Such a bad story.

00:49:17.000 Come on, fellas.

00:49:18.000 Did they back off the story?

00:49:20.000 I think so.

00:49:20.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:49:21.000 I think Darren Till said something.

00:49:22.000 I don't remember.

00:49:23.000 What are they saying there?

00:49:24.000 Bo Nickel alluded to the fact that he's always partying and hanging out all the time.

00:49:28.000 That Hamzat is?

00:49:29.000 Yeah.

00:49:29.000 Interesting.

00:49:30.000 Well, Hamzat's got a lot of bread, bro.

00:49:33.000 He does?

00:49:33.000 He's got a lot of money.

00:49:34.000 Yeah.

00:49:35.000 He's hanging out with some people that have a lot of money.

00:49:38.000 And the same people Khabib's hanging out with.

00:49:39.000 You ever seen what Khabib has?

00:49:41.000 Yeah, he's got some money.

00:49:41.000 Have you ever looked at the land he owns in Russia?

00:49:43.000 Well, when you're friends with Putin, They take care of their athletes, especially when they're fighting?

00:49:47.000 Yeah.

00:49:48.000 Bro.

00:49:48.000 Also the Arabs, also the Saudis and stuff.

00:49:50.000 Yeah.

00:49:51.000 Khabib is wherever he goes and should be.

00:49:53.000 Well, Hamzad is friends with that Kardyav guy, the guy who's the leader of Chechnya.

00:49:58.000 Yeah, he won a Nobel Peace Prize.

00:50:00.000 He'll kill you.

00:50:01.000 Did he really?

00:50:01.000 No, he did not.

00:50:02.000 I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:50:04.000 Did I get that letter?

00:50:06.000 He's a warlord.

00:50:08.000 There was a guy who used to fight for the UFC who left the UFC and went to work for him.

00:50:13.000 And like his second guy.

00:50:15.000 Who's that?

00:50:16.000 Some dude.

00:50:16.000 And then he wound up getting killed.

00:50:18.000 Kadyrov.

00:50:18.000 I forget the guy's name.

00:50:19.000 He fell out.

00:50:22.000 Kadyrov's father was blown to smithereens.

00:50:24.000 And I believe he witnessed his father.

00:50:27.000 Do you think they're arguing about pronouns out there?

00:50:29.000 No.

00:50:29.000 In fact, Hollywood basically boycotted Chechnya because Amnesty International said that the Chechen government was killing and torturing gay people.

00:50:45.000 They definitely are.

00:50:45.000 The Chechens went, oh no!

00:50:47.000 Yeah, he was actually...

00:50:49.000 We're not getting in the new Buzz Lightyear.

00:50:50.000 No, Kardioff had a ceremony because he was sanctioned more than any other leader by all the Western European countries in America, and he was given an award for being basically the biggest asshole.

00:51:02.000 He threw himself the award.

00:51:05.000 He was awarded the guy...

00:51:05.000 With Homsad, it's tough with the UFC because, A, we don't even know if he can fight in the States, right?

00:51:11.000 He can't fight here, and then...

00:51:14.000 Yeah, I don't know what that's about.

00:51:15.000 He has the longest COVID ever, right?

00:51:17.000 He keeps getting hurt.

00:51:18.000 Well, the problem with him is when he got COVID, he would not stop training.

00:51:21.000 And so he had full-blown COVID, and he was just beating his body into the ground every day.

00:51:26.000 It's a shame, man.

00:51:28.000 Multiple times in the hospital.

00:51:28.000 I know, it's a shame.

00:51:29.000 He's the fucking boogeyman that might never come.

00:51:32.000 But when he fights, it's fucking pretty goddamn exciting.

00:51:35.000 Although, I did think Camaro beat him in the third round.

00:51:38.000 I was like, if that was a five-round fight, that's a difficult fight for him.

00:51:41.000 Yep.

00:51:41.000 Because, you know, you're dealing with a real champion, knows how to pace himself, guy who's been there, struggled before, knows what it feels like.

00:51:47.000 Also, he really doesn't have a significant win at 85. No.

00:51:50.000 He's never beat 85?

00:51:51.000 Not a real good one.

00:51:52.000 Joe Milchardt, you know, he's beaten a couple of guys.

00:51:55.000 Not that tip of the spear, though.

00:51:58.000 Excuse me, the Usman thing was, no, not the tip.

00:52:00.000 And then you're going to go to Robert Whittaker?

00:52:02.000 Right.

00:52:02.000 It's a big leap.

00:52:04.000 Did he come in having two fights in two weeks?

00:52:07.000 In the early days of his career he did that, yes.

00:52:09.000 I think that forever has him in Dana's good graces.

00:52:11.000 Yeah, well he's also incredibly excited.

00:52:14.000 Dude, Tricoli's taking a beating right now.

00:52:17.000 Well, Shara Bullitt does wild shit like hook kicks off that front leg.

00:52:20.000 That's why you like him.

00:52:21.000 He's got a crazy gas tank.

00:52:23.000 Look at him.

00:52:24.000 He keeps hammering that front leg.

00:52:25.000 He does hook kicks from an open stance, which is weird.

00:52:29.000 Not even bladed.

00:52:31.000 He stands like an open stance, like an MMA stance.

00:52:34.000 Look at that.

00:52:35.000 The way he throws that front leg.

00:52:37.000 His left leg is so interesting.

00:52:40.000 Also, nothing's better when you see a dagger standing, you assume wrestling, and then they're all striking.

00:52:44.000 Yeah.

00:52:44.000 Like Zabit.

00:52:45.000 Yeah, isn't it weird?

00:52:46.000 Yeah.

00:52:46.000 When you see him, you're like, what the fuck?

00:52:47.000 God, I miss Zabit.

00:52:48.000 The man.

00:52:49.000 God, he was good.

00:52:50.000 By the way, What's-His-Name is about to fight Whitaker.

00:52:52.000 He's got a hell of a jab, and he's a very good striker.

00:52:55.000 Yeah.

00:52:55.000 Al Skaroff's good, man.

00:52:56.000 He's very good.

00:52:57.000 He's very good.

00:52:58.000 It's a tough fight for Robert Whitaker.

00:52:59.000 Yeah.

00:53:00.000 I actually think he's going to win.

00:53:02.000 Alex Garof?

00:53:03.000 I do.

00:53:03.000 Interesting.

00:53:04.000 I'll tell you, well...

00:53:05.000 What?

00:53:05.000 It's a good fight, I'll tell you that.

00:53:06.000 I think it's a very good fight.

00:53:07.000 The only loss that he has is Hamzat, and Hamzat caught him with a perfect uppercut.

00:53:11.000 And Hamzat said it was his toughest fight ever.

00:53:12.000 Yeah, now, yeah, and...

00:53:14.000 Oh, Tricoli's in trouble.

00:53:15.000 He never took him down.

00:53:17.000 Tricoli's hurt.

00:53:18.000 Tricoli's hurt.

00:53:18.000 Yeah, I knew this was gonna happen.

00:53:19.000 He's just too tired, man.

00:53:20.000 He's giving up.

00:53:21.000 I love the body shot.

00:53:22.000 Oh, he dropped, and that's it.

00:53:24.000 Shara Bullitt.

00:53:24.000 Wow!

00:53:25.000 Shara Bullitt!

00:53:27.000 Let's go.

00:53:27.000 Damn, that was good.

00:53:28.000 Well, he just kept getting caught with shit.

00:53:30.000 With one eye, bro.

00:53:31.000 One eye, assassin.

00:53:34.000 Good for him.

00:53:35.000 And he showed way better takedown defense in this fight.

00:53:38.000 So obviously he's been training on that.

00:53:40.000 Way better.

00:53:41.000 But obviously Tricoli's, again, not an elite wrestler, but fucking good fight.

00:53:45.000 There's not enough hours in the day to get him to elite level wrestling.

00:53:49.000 Bro, they're so close to creating new eyeballs.

00:53:52.000 Give this guy two eyes, he's gonna fuck everybody up.

00:53:55.000 Michael Bisping's gonna be reading signs at a distance.

00:53:57.000 I hope so, dude.

00:53:58.000 Yeah, they're close, man.

00:53:59.000 Are they really?

00:54:00.000 Yeah, they're close to developing artificial eyes.

00:54:02.000 There's so much going on with medical science.

00:54:04.000 Yeah, there is.

00:54:05.000 But they can't fix hair.

00:54:05.000 You know what?

00:54:06.000 He might not want to fix hair.

00:54:07.000 Ain't that a bitch?

00:54:08.000 They can kind of grow your hair back now.

00:54:10.000 How?

00:54:10.000 If you get on it early.

00:54:11.000 Look at Cowboy.

00:54:12.000 Cowboy has a full set of hair.

00:54:14.000 Yeah, but he got hair transplanted.

00:54:16.000 Fuck that.

00:54:16.000 I want to grow hair.

00:54:17.000 When are they going to do that for me?

00:54:19.000 Dude, even if I had hair, I'd shave my head.

00:54:21.000 I really would.

00:54:22.000 No, you can't.

00:54:24.000 I have a good head.

00:54:26.000 I have a good head for being bald.

00:54:28.000 I wish I shaved my head earlier.

00:54:29.000 I really do.

00:54:30.000 I'm surprised they don't have dick transplants.

00:54:34.000 They do.

00:54:35.000 Word?

00:54:35.000 They use your thumb.

00:54:36.000 Yeah, people have had their dick blown off like soldiers and shit.

00:54:39.000 They use your thumb?

00:54:39.000 No, they give them a new dick.

00:54:41.000 They give them a donor dick.

00:54:42.000 But they can't give you donor balls.

00:54:44.000 You know why?

00:54:44.000 Because the balls will always forever contain the sperm of the person who died.

00:54:49.000 So, like, if you died and you gave your dick to Brian, Brian would have your kids.

00:54:54.000 Brian would be able to shoot your...

00:54:56.000 That's better than nothing.

00:54:56.000 But it's crazy because you could shoot someone else's loads into a person and make your kids.

00:55:03.000 And you're not even alive anymore.

00:55:04.000 That'd be pretty lit, though.

00:55:05.000 Pretty lit.

00:55:05.000 If you get the right genetics.

00:55:07.000 If you, like, sign off on it.

00:55:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:08.000 If you say, I agree to let Brian have my kids.

00:55:11.000 He's a good dude.

00:55:13.000 Brian's like, I'm down.

00:55:14.000 How tall is he?

00:55:15.000 He's probably got a big hog.

00:55:16.000 Let's go.

00:55:17.000 Donate my dick to science.

00:55:19.000 Your DNA won't even be mixed with it a little bit?

00:55:21.000 Nope.

00:55:22.000 Nope.

00:55:22.000 100%.

00:55:23.000 It would be the person who owns the testicles, their dick.

00:55:26.000 They could fix that with stem cells.

00:55:29.000 No.

00:55:30.000 No, no, no.

00:55:30.000 You can't fix that.

00:55:31.000 I mean, it's literally the DNA is embedded into the testicles.

00:55:36.000 So your DNA would be...

00:55:38.000 It's not like for the first couple of loads.

00:55:40.000 It's forever.

00:55:41.000 Forever.

00:55:42.000 How far away do you think we are from all that 20 years?

00:55:45.000 Well, they've given people dick transplants.

00:55:46.000 Right.

00:55:46.000 That's already happening.

00:55:47.000 I'm saying like eyeballs and being able to grow tissue.

00:55:49.000 Yeah, about 20 years.

00:55:51.000 But they're also going to be able to...

00:55:52.000 I think in 50 years, you know all this transgender shit?

00:55:55.000 They're going to be able to change your sex.

00:55:57.000 Yes.

00:55:58.000 For real, for real.

00:55:59.000 Yes.

00:55:59.000 They're going to give you double X chromosome.

00:56:01.000 You're going to go to XY. As soon as you can go back and forth, we're in trouble.

00:56:05.000 Yeah.

00:56:06.000 Right.

00:56:07.000 But, you know, we're the X-Y's.

00:56:09.000 We're the last of the Mohicans.

00:56:11.000 You know, one of the things that they found is that Neanderthal DNA in humans, none of it is the Y chromosome.

00:56:18.000 They can't find Neanderthal DNA in Y chromosome.

00:56:21.000 They find it in X chromosome.

00:56:22.000 So it's all women being fucked by Neanderthals.

00:56:26.000 Really?

00:56:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:27.000 So it's all human women being fucked by Neanderthal men.

00:56:31.000 That makes sense.

00:56:32.000 Or Neanderthal women being fucked by human men.

00:56:34.000 No, it's just a caveman.

00:56:35.000 No, it's the why.

00:56:38.000 We're XY, women are XX. They can't find the why.

00:56:44.000 There's at least an article I read.

00:56:45.000 I don't know if it's accurate.

00:56:46.000 Facts.

00:56:47.000 Wild facts.

00:56:48.000 But it makes sense.

00:56:49.000 Yeah.

00:56:49.000 Do you know there's a theory that Neanderthals...

00:56:52.000 You know, we want to think that Neanderthals look like us.

00:56:55.000 They're just different, kind of like fucked up heads and big bones.

00:56:58.000 They were real thick.

00:56:59.000 They were just like way heavier and denser.

00:57:01.000 But there's this crazy theory that they looked like gorillas.

00:57:04.000 And that we don't know what they looked like on the outside.

00:57:07.000 And that they had big eyes that they could see at night like cats.

00:57:10.000 Goddamn.

00:57:11.000 Because they had eyes that were much larger than our eyes.

00:57:13.000 And we were just smarter than them?

00:57:14.000 Yeah, but also there's theories that they hunted us.

00:57:17.000 There's some pretty cool documentaries on it.

00:57:19.000 Wouldn't they be more thinner?

00:57:21.000 No, they were bigger.

00:57:23.000 They were short, but really heavy.

00:57:26.000 They were like 5'7", 210 pounds, and freakishly strong like a chimp.

00:57:32.000 So they were built like you.

00:57:33.000 Yeah, but freakishly strong like a chimp.

00:57:36.000 You know, not like a human.

00:57:38.000 Like me, I'm strong for a human.

00:57:40.000 They're strong like a chimp because massive bones, massive tendons, everything's dense, much bigger, thicker, heavier bone structure, everything different.

00:57:49.000 Is that what makes chimps so strong?

00:57:50.000 Their tendon strength?

00:57:52.000 Everything makes them strong.

00:57:53.000 First of all, how much plyometrics do those guys do?

00:57:56.000 Goddamn.

00:57:57.000 They're just throwing their body through the trees every day.

00:58:00.000 Throwing themselves around.

00:58:01.000 Just neck and head.

00:58:04.000 I don't know how accurate it is.

00:58:05.000 I also heard they don't have any medium Twitch.

00:58:12.000 Twitch muscle fibers.

00:58:13.000 It's all fast.

00:58:13.000 It's all fast or slow.

00:58:15.000 And they go from zero to a hundred when it comes to anger.

00:58:17.000 Like gentle, like rubbing a baby, or just rip your fucking arm up.

00:58:21.000 That makes sense.

00:58:22.000 That's all you need in the wild.

00:58:23.000 In the wild, you ain't running any marathons.

00:58:25.000 You're not out there jogging.

00:58:27.000 Nice slow jog, working on your fucking zone two.

00:58:29.000 Cameron Haynes.

00:58:31.000 There's no zone two in the wild.

00:58:33.000 Shower bullet.

00:58:35.000 One tooth two.

00:58:36.000 One eye, one tooth.

00:58:37.000 He was on the prelims, too.

00:58:39.000 They bumped him up.

00:58:40.000 Yeah, well, they lost a lot of good fights.

00:58:42.000 Which is just how it goes with this fucking sport, man.

00:58:46.000 It's been really rough this past month, though.

00:58:47.000 You're like, God damn.

00:58:48.000 I know.

00:58:49.000 Especially this card.

00:58:50.000 Jamal Hill vs.

00:58:51.000 Carlos Olberg.

00:58:52.000 I was really looking for Jamal vs.

00:58:54.000 Khalil.

00:58:54.000 Khalil is fucking scary.

00:58:56.000 And for Jamal, I kind of like that...

00:58:59.000 I hate that Jamal hurt his knee, but I kind of like that he's not jumping right back in after getting KO'd.

00:59:04.000 Because I know everybody wants to do that, because I've got to get it back.

00:59:07.000 But the reality is, he got fucking flatlined by one of the scariest punchers on earth.

00:59:12.000 They're doing him a favor.

00:59:13.000 I'm not saying he couldn't win the fight.

00:59:15.000 I think for the longevity of his career, it's better that he got hurt.

00:59:18.000 Olberg's fucking scary, too.

00:59:19.000 And so is Khalil.

00:59:22.000 Khalil fights like you just killed his dog.

00:59:25.000 He really does.

00:59:26.000 Khalil's terrifying.

00:59:27.000 And his fucking technique is so sharp.

00:59:29.000 Here we go.

00:59:30.000 Oh, Kelvin's next.

00:59:31.000 Kelvin.

00:59:32.000 Versus D-Rod.

00:59:33.000 Misses all that weight.

00:59:33.000 You know he has a show called Missing Weight where he eats food?

00:59:37.000 That's hilarious.

00:59:39.000 And then he missed weight.

00:59:40.000 He was eating tacos and he goes, definitely ain't making weight.

00:59:42.000 And that came out like a week ago.

00:59:44.000 He is a wild, rough dude.

00:59:47.000 He's so talented.

00:59:48.000 Bro, I had a conversation with him maybe eight years ago at the store.

00:59:51.000 Eight years ago.

00:59:52.000 He was always at the store.

00:59:53.000 Always at the store.

00:59:54.000 We were hanging out and I said, Kelvin, if you just got disciplined and dropped down to 170, you're a world champion.

00:59:59.000 And he's like, I know.

01:00:00.000 I know.

01:00:02.000 Meanwhile, here we are.

01:00:03.000 Eight years later, he's fighting 185. He's like, I know, I know.

01:00:06.000 Check out this new show.

01:00:07.000 That's crazy.

01:00:08.000 Check out this burrito I just ate.

01:00:10.000 That's so funny, man.

01:00:11.000 Yeah, because he's 5'8".

01:00:13.000 I mean, he's not taller than that.

01:00:15.000 Think about it.

01:00:16.000 Even at 85, I went toe-to-toe.

01:00:17.000 One of my top five middleweight fights, him versus Izzy.

01:00:20.000 Oh, my God.

01:00:22.000 How about when Izzy at the end of the round said, I'm prepared to die.

01:00:25.000 He said, I'm prepared to die.

01:00:27.000 Gangster.

01:00:28.000 What was that, Jan?

01:00:29.000 He was like looking at Adam and said, I'm prepared to die.

01:00:33.000 Well, that's because, who was it?

01:00:37.000 Herb Dean goes, you okay?

01:00:39.000 He goes, is there a problem?

01:00:40.000 He goes, there's no problem here.

01:00:41.000 I'm ready to die.

01:00:43.000 Is he different level?

01:00:44.000 Different level shit.

01:00:45.000 Is he?

01:00:46.000 There it is.

01:00:47.000 Rating best tacos ever.

01:00:48.000 Missing weight with Kelvin Gaslam.

01:00:50.000 That is so funny.

01:00:51.000 It's so funny that it's called that.

01:00:53.000 That was four weeks ago.

01:00:54.000 It's so funny that it's called that.

01:00:56.000 That is such a funny, funny name.

01:00:59.000 Does he own the place?

01:01:01.000 Nope.

01:01:02.000 No, he just does a...

01:01:03.000 He just loves tacos.

01:01:03.000 Like a lot of these guys, they have to do something as they're phasing out of their career.

01:01:08.000 And some of them do a podcast.

01:01:10.000 They do different things.

01:01:11.000 But Kelvin's just known for being...

01:01:13.000 I mean, he's just an incredible fighter, but not that weight.

01:01:16.000 That's not his weight.

01:01:17.000 But meanwhile, he goes down to 170. Who does he fight?

01:01:19.000 Sean Brady, who's a fucking gorilla.

01:01:22.000 Sean Brady was here on the podcast.

01:01:24.000 He's the man.

01:01:25.000 He was walking in front of me.

01:01:26.000 And we're walking into the studio.

01:01:28.000 His back is like, it's like a triple back.

01:01:31.000 It's got triple back muscles.

01:01:33.000 He's fighting Gilbert Burns.

01:01:34.000 Ooh, I like that.

01:01:36.000 He's such a beast.

01:01:36.000 When is that?

01:01:37.000 They announced, I think September.

01:01:39.000 Bro, I've talked to people that train with him, said his fucking top pressure is awful.

01:01:42.000 Sean Brady?

01:01:43.000 Savage.

01:01:44.000 Wait, what's he walking around?

01:01:45.000 200 probably?

01:01:46.000 Easily 200. I'm 200. He's way bigger than me.

01:01:49.000 Like I'm looking at his back.

01:01:50.000 His back was fucking massive, man.

01:01:52.000 He's so thick.

01:01:54.000 So fucking strong and elite technique, man.

01:01:57.000 His jiu-jitsu technique is so good.

01:01:59.000 But he's a wrestler first, right?

01:02:00.000 He started out wrestling, a black belt in jiu-jitsu, but really good striking too.

01:02:04.000 But he's got that one loss, but you know, it's to blah.

01:02:08.000 Blah's He's elite, too.

01:02:10.000 Bilal's fucking good.

01:02:10.000 No one gives him credit.

01:02:11.000 Now, when Bilal being like, oh, Brady's just not very good, and then you find out Brady's pretty fucking good, and that's how good Bilal is.

01:02:16.000 Yeah, Bilal's really fucking good.

01:02:18.000 That was also Bilal training with Khabib and Islam and those guys in Dagestan, which I think brought him to a totally new level.

01:02:25.000 Bilal tell me that just standing up against Khabib is pretty much impossible for him.

01:02:31.000 Good story, dude.

01:02:32.000 Hey, give me the lighter.

01:02:33.000 T-Roll!

01:02:34.000 D-Rod.

01:02:35.000 He's a fun man.

01:02:36.000 D-Rod was so pissed.

01:02:37.000 He was so pissed.

01:02:38.000 Because Kelvin was so heavy, he couldn't even do a catchweight, bro.

01:02:42.000 Headline fight night September 7th.

01:02:44.000 Let's go.

01:02:44.000 Look at Kelvin.

01:02:46.000 Yeah.

01:02:47.000 D-Rod was pissed because he was like, bro, who doesn't make weight?

01:02:51.000 And he goes, we were down to do a catchweight.

01:02:53.000 He's too heavy.

01:02:53.000 He can't even do a catchweight.

01:02:54.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:02:55.000 They were supposed to do a catchweight?

01:02:56.000 Yeah.

01:02:56.000 What was it supposed to be?

01:02:58.000 I think they tried, so they were going to do 175, and they're like, can't do it.

01:03:03.000 180?

01:03:03.000 Can't do it.

01:03:05.000 Goddamn.

01:03:05.000 So Kellen did make weight, though.

01:03:06.000 He made 185. He made 185. Well, 185 is what they agreed to.

01:03:10.000 But D-Rod...

01:03:10.000 D-Rod made weight?

01:03:11.000 D-Rod also trains with Joe Schilling.

01:03:13.000 Yeah.

01:03:14.000 LA's finest.

01:03:16.000 But D-Rod started as a boxer, I think, yeah?

01:03:18.000 D-Rod's fun.

01:03:18.000 He's fun.

01:03:19.000 This will be a good fight, as long as it doesn't go to the ground.

01:03:22.000 This will be an entertaining fight, yeah.

01:03:25.000 I think it's going to be a slugfest.

01:03:27.000 It should be, most likely.

01:03:29.000 Calvin is fucking dangerous on the feet, man.

01:03:32.000 His combinations are so fluid.

01:03:35.000 He's so sharp and fluid off the feet.

01:03:37.000 It's just like, if Calvin had the kind of discipline that, like, Kamaru Usman has...

01:03:41.000 World champion.

01:03:42.000 World champion.

01:03:43.000 World champion.

01:03:43.000 You remember when he fought Uriah Hall?

01:03:46.000 Fuck yeah.

01:03:46.000 I mean, everybody was like, Uriah Hall's the next Anderson Silva.

01:03:49.000 And Calvin's like...

01:03:50.000 He'd be in the Ultimate Fighter finale.

01:03:51.000 Yep.

01:03:51.000 It's a cool story.

01:03:52.000 Check this out.

01:03:52.000 He's a beast, man.

01:03:53.000 Look at it.

01:03:54.000 I mean, come on, man.

01:03:55.000 He's a beast.

01:03:55.000 Where'd he wrestle at?

01:03:57.000 How about when he knocked out Bisping?

01:03:59.000 In China?

01:04:01.000 I hated that for Bisping.

01:04:02.000 That drove me nuts.

01:04:03.000 Oh, Tim Kennedy?

01:04:05.000 There's the Bisping one.

01:04:06.000 I mean, bro.

01:04:08.000 Oh my god, he's a beast.

01:04:09.000 He is a beast.

01:04:11.000 He's a fucking animal, man.

01:04:12.000 All those clips are from a long time ago.

01:04:14.000 That's the problem.

01:04:15.000 He had the window.

01:04:16.000 I don't mean to be a hater, but...

01:04:18.000 The window was there.

01:04:19.000 The window was there.

01:04:21.000 I think he trades out of Cejudo's camp, right?

01:04:24.000 Yeah, they're boys.

01:04:26.000 They're both drinking and eating together.

01:04:28.000 That was from 15 years ago.

01:04:32.000 But that's real, man.

01:04:33.000 I mean, I wish that guy would show up.

01:04:36.000 That left hand was something serious.

01:04:37.000 Fuck yeah, you can crack, man.

01:04:39.000 It's so hard to maintain the fucking grind, and that's what's up.

01:04:44.000 Especially if you don't love it.

01:04:46.000 Yeah.

01:04:46.000 I think after a while they don't love it anymore because it just breaks their body.

01:04:49.000 And also the worst part of fighting is cutting weight.

01:04:53.000 Those last five pounds is the worst of the worst.

01:04:55.000 And you're getting older and he enjoys food and you're out for a while.

01:04:58.000 Or just injuries too, right?

01:04:59.000 To get weight cutting out of the spine.

01:05:02.000 That was me.

01:05:03.000 That was only me.

01:05:05.000 Nobody listened.

01:05:06.000 I fucking brought it up to them the moment they bought the UFC. I pulled Ari aside and I said, hey, this is what you should do.

01:05:12.000 You really want to do this?

01:05:13.000 Blow up the weight classes.

01:05:15.000 Cut out all the weight cutting.

01:05:16.000 Make a big deal about it.

01:05:17.000 It's the most dangerous thing in the sport.

01:05:19.000 Outside of getting kicked in the head, it's the most dangerous thing in the sport.

01:05:22.000 And it's unnecessary.

01:05:23.000 Getting kicked in the head is a part of the sport.

01:05:25.000 There's no way you're going to get around it.

01:05:26.000 But the most dangerous thing outside of that is weight cutting.

01:05:28.000 And we can eliminate that.

01:05:30.000 Is it too late, though?

01:05:31.000 Yeah.

01:05:31.000 Oh, it's never happened.

01:05:32.000 They don't listen to me, man.

01:05:33.000 How would you do it, though?

01:05:34.000 No one listens to me.

01:05:35.000 No, but you can't.

01:05:36.000 No one listens to me.

01:05:37.000 You need weight classes, and then also, Joe also wants there to be no cage and have it on an open field.

01:05:42.000 Brian feels the same way.

01:05:43.000 Talk about that fucking stupid.

01:05:45.000 When we went to karate combat, man, I don't know about the fighting itself, but when we went to karate combat, it was just more entertaining to not have the cage in the way.

01:05:55.000 No, you gotta have the cage.

01:05:56.000 It started as cage fighting.

01:05:57.000 No, no, no, no.

01:05:58.000 You don't have to have it.

01:05:59.000 What you need is a basketball court.

01:06:02.000 Well, we went to see Gordon Ryan compete Thursday night, right?

01:06:05.000 You see everything.

01:06:06.000 We saw him on the mat.

01:06:08.000 But there's still a mat, but it's not a basketball court-sized mat, right?

01:06:10.000 But it's a big-ass mat.

01:06:11.000 But still controlled.

01:06:13.000 Right, but it's a big-ass mat.

01:06:14.000 But they also got to stay in bounds, though, right?

01:06:15.000 Yeah, they got to stay in bounds if they move him back into bounds, which is what it should be.

01:06:18.000 Yeah, well, the karate combat shit had, like, blood sport.

01:06:26.000 It's too easy to get taken down.

01:06:28.000 It's too easy to get taken down when you get pushed to the ramp.

01:06:30.000 But people use the cage.

01:06:31.000 But the cage stops you from getting taken down.

01:06:33.000 The ramp, you fall.

01:06:34.000 Right, right.

01:06:35.000 If someone's pushing you and you're near stairs, you're going to fall down.

01:06:38.000 But you know what it cut out?

01:06:40.000 It cut out all the running away.

01:06:42.000 Yep.

01:06:43.000 It forced the action.

01:06:45.000 Yep.

01:06:45.000 It does.

01:06:46.000 It does.

01:06:46.000 That's the idea behind the ramp.

01:06:48.000 I think a flat surface is the move, the large flat surface, and then have danger zones where you can get a point deducted if you enter into the danger zone too many times.

01:06:57.000 If there's like a warning track on the outside, make the warning track big enough so the guy can adjust and get back in.

01:07:02.000 That makes sense.

01:07:03.000 But too many times in the warning track should be deducted from your total score, and you could have a large enough surface.

01:07:07.000 And everyone would be able to see everything.

01:07:09.000 We'd be able to see everything.

01:07:10.000 How would you get them to not cut so much water?

01:07:12.000 We can elevate that motherfucker.

01:07:14.000 No, but then people fall off and they die.

01:07:15.000 But you lose if you fall off.

01:07:17.000 No, no, no, no.

01:07:18.000 Like sumo, then.

01:07:20.000 Yeah, sumo.

01:07:21.000 Or like kumite.

01:07:22.000 Some other way to lose?

01:07:24.000 No, no, no, no.

01:07:24.000 Here's the thing.

01:07:26.000 For Dana, it's a business, right?

01:07:27.000 So we've got to sell this thing.

01:07:28.000 It's tough to fucking sell.

01:07:29.000 Like, PFL has the playoff system.

01:07:31.000 I was watching last night.

01:07:32.000 I'm like, the fuck?

01:07:33.000 Look, if Dana loses $7 million one night and strokes out, and they come to me, that's what I do.

01:07:38.000 I tell them, this is what you're going to do.

01:07:39.000 Strokes out over $7 million?

01:07:40.000 He just goes crazy.

01:07:41.000 Fuck it.

01:07:43.000 Joe, what should we do?

01:07:44.000 Just ruin the business?

01:07:46.000 Hanging out with him, gambling, will give you the craziest fucking anxiety.

01:07:50.000 Really?

01:07:50.000 He's a wild boy.

01:07:51.000 I walked in and he was $600,000 down.

01:07:55.000 Did you see him on Shannon's Shop?

01:07:57.000 No, I didn't.

01:07:58.000 He was great on there.

01:07:58.000 He was great on there and he talked about it openly.

01:08:01.000 He was like, his dream is to bet a million dollars a hand.

01:08:06.000 He wants to bet a million dollar hand.

01:08:08.000 And him and Shannon Sharp started reminiscing about this old blackjack place, and he said his strategy is his first bet is always the highest.

01:08:19.000 So he goes in on the first bet with the highest.

01:08:22.000 That's a high.

01:08:23.000 But he also explained, I didn't hear him, I don't know if he talked about this on Sharp's podcast, but on Schultz's podcast, he was talking about, because Schultz brought it up, he goes, and you're banned from those casinos?

01:08:33.000 No, no.

01:08:34.000 It's fucking stupid.

01:08:34.000 I'm not banned.

01:08:35.000 What happens is I win so much and I take money from them.

01:08:39.000 So what they do is the reserve, whatever it used to be, 10 million, they drop it to like 5,000.

01:08:44.000 So I'm just not going to play there.

01:08:45.000 He's like, nobody gets banned.

01:08:47.000 He goes, you only get banned if you're cheating.

01:08:49.000 So anyone that, those rumors that I'm banned, he's like, I'm not banned.

01:08:52.000 They just don't want me to play there.

01:08:53.000 They did something with him back in the day at the Palm.

01:08:56.000 He talked about it.

01:08:57.000 Yeah, he said he took them for so much money, they went, cool.

01:09:00.000 And he went back shortly after he won millions of dollars.

01:09:03.000 He came back, and they're like, yeah, your reserve's five grand now.

01:09:06.000 He's like, the fuck?

01:09:07.000 No, I play like a million.

01:09:08.000 They're like, not anymore.

01:09:10.000 Because they don't want him there.

01:09:12.000 They pulled the rug from under you.

01:09:13.000 Yeah, they're like, no, you can play.

01:09:14.000 Red Rocks is like, come on down.

01:09:15.000 That's where we went.

01:09:16.000 We went to Red Rocks.

01:09:17.000 Wow.

01:09:17.000 It was nuts, man.

01:09:19.000 Your hands get sweaty just watching them.

01:09:22.000 And then him and Taylor, Taylor Luan, was gambling with him, and he tells Taylor how to bet.

01:09:27.000 In five minutes they were down $120,000.

01:09:30.000 Jesus Christ.

01:09:30.000 And I'm just sitting there, I'm scratching, I'm sweating.

01:09:34.000 I can't take that shit.

01:09:35.000 I don't like, I don't like, like, that kind of gambling doesn't make sense to me.

01:09:40.000 I'm like, yeah!

01:09:40.000 You know, the experience is fun.

01:09:42.000 When you have a good dealer, and it's just you and them, maybe you and a couple friends, the dealer's telling you how to bet, so you don't gotta be an expert.

01:09:50.000 Yeah, it's like 20 bucks a hand.

01:09:52.000 We're talking millions though?

01:09:54.000 I don't care how rich I am.

01:09:55.000 I can't do that.

01:09:56.000 I'm with you.

01:09:56.000 I couldn't do that either.

01:09:57.000 I think I could do it once as an experience, but when they're going like a few times a week?

01:10:03.000 Yeah, I don't get it.

01:10:04.000 Or he's on vacation and hires somebody to do it on the boat?

01:10:07.000 I'll tell you what I like.

01:10:08.000 I like gambling on skill games.

01:10:11.000 Like, gambling on pool.

01:10:12.000 If you're gambling on pool for a lot of money, I want to watch that.

01:10:14.000 That's exciting to me.

01:10:15.000 Gambling on cards.

01:10:17.000 Like, who knows what the card's gonna be?

01:10:19.000 Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

01:10:21.000 It's not for me.

01:10:22.000 I don't...

01:10:22.000 Like, you don't like games of chance?

01:10:23.000 No.

01:10:24.000 I don't like them at all.

01:10:27.000 I don't like them at all.

01:10:28.000 I mean, I know there's skill to it.

01:10:29.000 I understand there's ways that you can make it lean more towards your advantage.

01:10:34.000 Here we go.

01:10:35.000 I like games where you're in control of your own destiny.

01:10:39.000 Here we go.

01:10:39.000 Look at Kelvin.

01:10:41.000 Wow, D-Rod's coming out hot.

01:10:42.000 Yeah.

01:10:43.000 He should, too.

01:10:44.000 Yeah, well, especially he probably thinks that Kelvin's probably out of shape.

01:10:49.000 I mean, Calvin had a tough camp.

01:10:50.000 His midsection's thick.

01:10:52.000 He's always thick, though.

01:10:53.000 And with skinny-ass legs.

01:10:54.000 Yep.

01:10:55.000 You know, he doesn't have big legs, but damn, that dude gets some power.

01:10:57.000 And his gas tank's ridiculous.

01:10:59.000 Look at his butt.

01:10:59.000 He got that corny body.

01:11:02.000 He got zero butt.

01:11:04.000 Yeah, he's a guy who you wouldn't think can kick ass to that level.

01:11:09.000 Oh, he's such a stud.

01:11:10.000 He's so good.

01:11:11.000 If you had fought him on the beach, you'd be like, alright, well this guy looks like he's out of shit.

01:11:14.000 I'm going to whoop Spongebob's ass.

01:11:16.000 He's built like Spongebob.

01:11:18.000 Didn't somebody find out having that little gut gives you more power?

01:11:21.000 Absolutely not.

01:11:22.000 You don't want that.

01:11:24.000 Hips, hips.

01:11:24.000 Look at his back, man.

01:11:26.000 He's not small.

01:11:27.000 His back is dense as fuck.

01:11:28.000 And he has one of the greatest chins.

01:11:30.000 He's also got speed, actually.

01:11:32.000 He's surprisingly fast, man.

01:11:34.000 Yeah, he's got fluid combinations, man.

01:11:37.000 And he has the head like a rot.

01:11:38.000 And his head movement is good.

01:11:40.000 He does everything high level, of course.

01:11:43.000 It's just a discipline thing.

01:11:44.000 Yeah, it's just a discipline thing.

01:11:45.000 I think he could have been an absolute world champion at 170. It's almost too late now.

01:11:50.000 What is he, like 35 now?

01:11:52.000 How old is he?

01:11:54.000 35's tough.

01:11:55.000 How old is Kelvin, Jamie?

01:11:57.000 He'll put 32, I think.

01:11:59.000 33?

01:12:00.000 32. 32!

01:12:01.000 That's crazy!

01:12:03.000 Bro, that's crazy.

01:12:04.000 As long as he's been around, Uriah Hall's out of the game.

01:12:07.000 Uriah Hall's already done retired.

01:12:09.000 How many fights does he have, though, Jamie?

01:12:10.000 He could fight.

01:12:11.000 He could fight.

01:12:11.000 He could suck down at 70 and fight three more years if he really gets serious.

01:12:14.000 He's not going to suck down at 70. Also, those guys down at 70, they're enormous now.

01:12:19.000 I know.

01:12:19.000 You missed that boat.

01:12:20.000 I know.

01:12:21.000 Monsters.

01:12:21.000 28 fights.

01:12:22.000 He's 32, it's tough.

01:12:23.000 At 170, it's very tough.

01:12:25.000 Well, also, those 170 guys are gigantic.

01:12:27.000 Imagine him and Michael Venom Page.

01:12:30.000 Michael Vena Page is so big.

01:12:32.000 How about Michel Pereira?

01:12:33.000 Before he dropped down, they made him fight up to 185. He was so big.

01:12:37.000 There are people that fight up there walking around.

01:12:39.000 Aren't there people that don't cut?

01:12:41.000 There's a few, but it's very rare.

01:12:44.000 Frankie Edgar is like the last of the Mohicans when he was fighting at 55. He actually weighed 155 pounds.

01:12:49.000 But damn, he was so durable.

01:12:51.000 Because he didn't cut the weight, he could bounce back.

01:12:54.000 He wasn't depleted.

01:12:55.000 These guys all deplete the fuck out of themselves.

01:12:57.000 Now it's like a science.

01:12:58.000 It should be.

01:12:59.000 Frankie fought at 55?

01:13:00.000 Yes.

01:13:01.000 I thought he fought at 45. No, he started at 55. That's amazing, because the 55 was a huge turn.

01:13:06.000 He beat BJ in his prime at 55. His fights against Ben Hendo?

01:13:09.000 I mean, Grey Maynard?

01:13:11.000 Grey Maynard fights were crazy.

01:13:13.000 Whenever you see a fight that gets stopped too quickly, watch the fucking Frankie Edgar Grey Maynard fights, because Jesus Christ.

01:13:19.000 They could have stopped those fights a hundred times.

01:13:23.000 Damn, nice jab by Kelvin.

01:13:25.000 Nice jab.

01:13:26.000 Bro, people forget.

01:13:27.000 Kelvin is fucking good.

01:13:29.000 And if you're just going to stand with him, you're just going to stand with him, it's super dangerous.

01:13:33.000 His footwork's incredible.

01:13:34.000 He's beaten and almost beaten the best in the world.

01:13:36.000 It's his head movement, man.

01:13:38.000 His head movement's incredible.

01:13:39.000 And it's just, the punches are so fluid.

01:13:42.000 He does everything well.

01:13:44.000 He reaches like, look at that.

01:13:48.000 But D-Rod's solid too, man.

01:13:50.000 But he can stand at the edge of the pocket, man.

01:13:51.000 He knows exactly how far your reach is.

01:13:53.000 Look at that.

01:13:54.000 I'm surprised Kelvin's not going for a takedown.

01:13:56.000 Could be a cardio issue.

01:13:57.000 Look at the way he's standing.

01:13:58.000 He knows exactly.

01:13:59.000 He hardly ever does, though.

01:14:01.000 You know, Calvin...

01:14:02.000 A guy like D-Rod you'd probably want to shoot in on, but...

01:14:04.000 Look at this.

01:14:05.000 He's having success on the feet, though.

01:14:06.000 Oh, good combination.

01:14:07.000 Catching him left and right, dude.

01:14:08.000 Oh, Calvin's teeing off.

01:14:11.000 Calvin's going to win this fight, man, if he's...

01:14:12.000 How can you say this?

01:14:14.000 It's 1-22 in the first round.

01:14:15.000 Because I'm watching D-Rod get caught.

01:14:18.000 You got ahead of your wheels.

01:14:20.000 D-Rod's so tan?

01:14:21.000 Yeah.

01:14:22.000 I'm over my skis.

01:14:23.000 Sorry, guys.

01:14:24.000 I'm an aristocrat.

01:14:24.000 I use rich man sport analogies.

01:14:28.000 I think that's the right analogy anyway.

01:14:30.000 I think over your wheels doesn't even exist.

01:14:31.000 I think I made it up right there.

01:14:35.000 It could be over your wheels though, huh?

01:14:36.000 I guess.

01:14:38.000 I mean, you're on a unicycle.

01:14:40.000 Uh-oh.

01:14:41.000 Oh, D-Rod.

01:14:42.000 Look at this.

01:14:42.000 Nodding.

01:14:43.000 Calvin's got a head like a fucking butt.

01:14:45.000 Yo, how are you taking a left hand like that?

01:14:46.000 D-Rod.

01:14:47.000 Ooh, good shot by D-Rod.

01:14:49.000 It's a slugfest.

01:14:50.000 It's exactly what I expected this to be.

01:14:52.000 Yeah, and that's what Calvin loves.

01:14:53.000 He loves these kind of exchanges.

01:14:55.000 He forces guys into these extended combination slugfests.

01:15:02.000 Oh, body shot!

01:15:03.000 Damn!

01:15:04.000 Nice feint up top and then left to the body.

01:15:08.000 So I assume if Kelvin wins this fight, he's just going to stay at 85?

01:15:13.000 You know?

01:15:14.000 Why not?

01:15:15.000 You've got a cooking show.

01:15:16.000 You've got a food show.

01:15:16.000 You're never going to beat those Drekus Duplassi guys.

01:15:19.000 Those massive 85ers.

01:15:21.000 There's guys at 85ers.

01:15:23.000 70s even deeper.

01:15:24.000 Right?

01:15:25.000 It's true.

01:15:26.000 Look at his head.

01:15:27.000 Look at his head moving.

01:15:28.000 Slipping.

01:15:28.000 Oh, he has one of the best chins ever as well.

01:15:30.000 But he can also slip really well.

01:15:31.000 He sees those shots coming.

01:15:32.000 He stands right in the pocket.

01:15:34.000 Look at this.

01:15:34.000 He probably should do some boxing.

01:15:35.000 Agreed.

01:15:36.000 Agreed.

01:15:37.000 I'd like to see him fight Jake Paul.

01:15:38.000 How about that?

01:15:39.000 That'd be an interesting fight.

01:15:41.000 Yeah, it'd be hard to sell.

01:15:42.000 Get some money.

01:15:43.000 Yeah, it'd be hard to sell because he's not a big enough name.

01:15:44.000 Yo, how many people are counting out Mike Perry?

01:15:47.000 Isn't that interesting?

01:15:47.000 I'm not counting.

01:15:48.000 Bro, it's wild to me.

01:15:49.000 And then in all the comments, like, oh, dude, you must think it's bare knuckle.

01:15:53.000 This is boxing.

01:15:54.000 I'm like...

01:15:55.000 Oh, you don't know what a fucking dog Mike Perry is.

01:15:59.000 Yeah, he's a pit bull.

01:16:00.000 You need to do your goddamn research.

01:16:01.000 There's no quit.

01:16:02.000 He's a game-bred pit bull.

01:16:04.000 He's even getting in your fucking face for all eight of those rounds.

01:16:08.000 And he's always like, oh, this is a gimmick fight.

01:16:09.000 I'm like, you're a moron.

01:16:10.000 But you're in the Mike Tyson fight?

01:16:12.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:16:14.000 Yeah, Mike Perry's dangerous.

01:16:15.000 That's a super, super dangerous fight.

01:16:17.000 When is the Mike Tyson fight?

01:16:18.000 It's supposed to be in November.

01:16:20.000 Supposed to be.

01:16:21.000 But that is...

01:16:22.000 Who knows if it's ever going to happen.

01:16:24.000 I mean, Mike has ulcers.

01:16:26.000 He's a 58-year-old man with ulcers.

01:16:28.000 The most old man thing ever to get out of the fight.

01:16:30.000 That's like a CEO problem.

01:16:32.000 Yeah.

01:16:33.000 He got on a plane.

01:16:34.000 Yeah, Mike Perry's fighting in July.

01:16:36.000 It's July 20th.

01:16:37.000 The Mike Tyson fight is in November.

01:16:40.000 In Tampa, Florida, which is like Mike...

01:16:42.000 That's Mike Perry's like...

01:16:43.000 That's his source.

01:16:45.000 That's like the land that gave birth to him.

01:16:46.000 He's Tom Cruise down there, bro.

01:16:48.000 He's the man.

01:16:50.000 And he's become very famous because of Bare Knuckle.

01:16:52.000 Look at Kelvin.

01:16:53.000 He's the face of Bare Knuckle.

01:16:54.000 He's not tired at all.

01:16:55.000 He's fine.

01:16:56.000 Dude, a guy...

01:16:57.000 Because remember, in the UFC, he wasn't a huge name.

01:17:00.000 He was fun to watch.

01:17:01.000 We didn't have a great record.

01:17:02.000 And we're like, alright, he's fun, but he's never going to be a world champ.

01:17:05.000 Leaves, say, I'm going to do Bare Knuckle.

01:17:07.000 And then just starts being the shit out of all these fucking Hall of Famers.

01:17:10.000 Crazy.

01:17:11.000 It's such a fun story, dude.

01:17:13.000 Bro, you got so many pouches in your mouth, you sound like a squirrel.

01:17:16.000 He's like, He's talking to a squirrel over there.

01:17:19.000 Are you going to say something?

01:17:21.000 Because as I was talking to you, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:23.000 And you wait for him to go, bro.

01:17:27.000 Old squirrel shop over there.

01:17:30.000 Old squirrel shop.

01:17:31.000 Whoa!

01:17:32.000 D-Rod just left a nice left hand.

01:17:35.000 This is a very good fight.

01:17:37.000 Hey man, give me some of those smelling salts.

01:17:39.000 Oh, let's go.

01:17:41.000 Take it easy.

01:17:42.000 Now you talk!

01:17:45.000 I can see you, man.

01:17:46.000 Time to come back.

01:17:54.000 Let's go!

01:17:55.000 Get in there, Sean!

01:17:57.000 Get your hips!

01:17:58.000 Get your hips into it!

01:18:02.000 Yeah!

01:18:02.000 Let's go, Brian.

01:18:08.000 Come on, you're good, you're good, you're good.

01:18:12.000 Man, that one's tough.

01:18:17.000 Devil horns, devil horns.

01:18:20.000 Swim it.

01:18:22.000 Just get your power, bro.

01:18:25.000 Squire, dude.

01:18:32.000 Fuck yeah you can.

01:18:34.000 We have one more bro.

01:18:35.000 Is that shit we're off?

01:18:50.000 I'm sweating.

01:18:54.000 Steal away the demons.

01:18:58.000 Joe, I had no idea you could dance so well.

01:19:00.000 Yeah, once I get the chair under me and I feel like my legs fit in this little thing.

01:19:04.000 You got those jeans?

01:19:04.000 I'm about to take a salsa class.

01:19:06.000 I want to learn how to do the...

01:19:08.000 Really?

01:19:08.000 Yeah.

01:19:09.000 I take salsa every Sunday.

01:19:10.000 You want to take one class and then you'll blow off the next one.

01:19:12.000 Really?

01:19:13.000 Yeah, you'll call in like...

01:19:14.000 You sure as fuck can't do in those Uggs.

01:19:15.000 Me and my wife come to the house and teach us.

01:19:19.000 Usually he has Crocs on.

01:19:20.000 Oh no, Crocs, my bad.

01:19:21.000 You can't do it?

01:19:21.000 You can't do it with Crocs?

01:19:22.000 Brian Simpson has two separate Crocs that he wears to the mothership.

01:19:26.000 One Crocs, which are walking around Crocs.

01:19:28.000 And then he changes them in the green room and puts on his stage Crocs.

01:19:32.000 What?

01:19:33.000 Dude, so...

01:19:34.000 What?

01:19:35.000 Respect.

01:19:36.000 That's amazing.

01:19:36.000 Respect.

01:19:37.000 I hate Crocs, but respect for that.

01:19:39.000 But my kids had Crocs.

01:19:41.000 Kids love Crocs.

01:19:42.000 Dude, I... Middle of the night.

01:19:44.000 Took them, threw them in the trash.

01:19:45.000 They fall off.

01:19:46.000 They're so comfortable.

01:19:47.000 I don't understand what everybody's saying.

01:19:49.000 Those are what?

01:19:50.000 Salahicrocs.

01:19:52.000 What's that?

01:19:53.000 It's a collaboration between Crocs and the Vice President of Versace.

01:19:59.000 So this is his special...

01:20:00.000 Oh, it's like a finger?

01:20:01.000 It looks like a fingerprint?

01:20:02.000 Dude, he's missing Gaston.

01:20:03.000 Gaston's a ghost right now.

01:20:05.000 Look at that.

01:20:05.000 Oh, D-Rod.

01:20:09.000 D-Rod came back there.

01:20:10.000 Yeah, he's missing.

01:20:11.000 He's catching glove, catching air.

01:20:13.000 He caught him with the left hook and the right hand right there.

01:20:15.000 I think D-Rod just looks a little stiff.

01:20:17.000 D-Rod's tired.

01:20:18.000 He's older, too.

01:20:19.000 D-Rod's tired.

01:20:20.000 It's a great fight.

01:20:22.000 It's a slugfest, man.

01:20:24.000 Brian, you just wear those Crocs for comfort?

01:20:27.000 You're more about comfort?

01:20:28.000 Mostly, yeah.

01:20:29.000 But I kind of fucked up pinky toe.

01:20:30.000 So, like, sometimes my feet...

01:20:31.000 You and Conor McGregor?

01:20:32.000 Yep.

01:20:33.000 The show just hurt my feet.

01:20:34.000 It's one thing you guys have in common.

01:20:35.000 He's on that Conor training regimen.

01:20:37.000 You have wide feet?

01:20:38.000 Yeah.

01:20:38.000 Super wide feet, yeah.

01:20:40.000 You're asking him random questions.

01:20:42.000 Well, because he wears so many...

01:20:44.000 He wears so many Crocs, you know, I don't know...

01:20:46.000 Oh!

01:20:47.000 Nice cupcake and a right hook.

01:20:49.000 I got, like, all the colors.

01:20:51.000 Oh, nice jab.

01:20:53.000 When Calvin gets jumping around on them feet.

01:20:55.000 Oh, this is a wild fight, man.

01:20:57.000 Calvin moves his head, man.

01:20:59.000 He's just so good.

01:21:00.000 This fight will get you very confused as to what kind of punches you can actually take in the face.

01:21:06.000 Calvin looks as good as he's ever looked.

01:21:07.000 I'm sorry.

01:21:08.000 No.

01:21:08.000 Come on.

01:21:08.000 That's not true.

01:21:09.000 Do you see the Izzy fight?

01:21:10.000 Shut your fucking mouth.

01:21:10.000 It's so not true.

01:21:11.000 He looks great.

01:21:12.000 It's so not true.

01:21:12.000 He looks great right now.

01:21:13.000 He looks good.

01:21:14.000 He put away world champions.

01:21:15.000 Hey, I get a little excited.

01:21:17.000 Oh, good left hand.

01:21:19.000 Yeah, that was a good left hand.

01:21:20.000 The Tim Kennedy fight?

01:21:21.000 Yeah.

01:21:24.000 God damn, I can breathe after those things.

01:21:28.000 Every time I think of Gaston, I just remember the interview where he had some kind of shit on his skin.

01:21:34.000 You know what you want?

01:21:34.000 Like staff?

01:21:35.000 Yeah.

01:21:36.000 Yeah.

01:21:36.000 Kelvin did?

01:21:38.000 Oh, that was a good left hand by D-Rod.

01:21:45.000 These Saudi Arabians are like, these fucking Mexicans can fly.

01:21:48.000 Oh, finally, takedown.

01:21:49.000 Finally.

01:21:50.000 With zero seconds to go.

01:21:53.000 That counts.

01:21:54.000 That's it.

01:21:55.000 That's a good way to end the round.

01:21:57.000 And so, is this the co-main?

01:21:59.000 No.

01:22:00.000 No.

01:22:00.000 What's the co-main?

01:22:02.000 Volkov and Sergei Pavlovich.

01:22:05.000 That's a tasty fight.

01:22:06.000 That's a good fight.

01:22:07.000 And they were training partners in the weigh-in.

01:22:09.000 The UFC did this to me and Mitrion at the weigh-ins.

01:22:12.000 Volkov goes, why would you accept this fight?

01:22:14.000 He's like, I didn't.

01:22:14.000 They're like, they said you did.

01:22:15.000 He's like, I didn't.

01:22:16.000 And they start fighting.

01:22:17.000 That's what the UFC does.

01:22:18.000 I don't know.

01:22:19.000 Who knows if they do it now.

01:22:20.000 Not accept, but ask for it, right?

01:22:22.000 Like when Joe Silva called me to fight Mitrione, they called me, and he called me direct and goes, Mitrione's asking to fight you, man.

01:22:30.000 I don't know.

01:22:30.000 I thought you guys were friends.

01:22:32.000 He wants to fight you.

01:22:33.000 I went, Matt does?

01:22:34.000 He goes, yeah.

01:22:35.000 You got a contract that's in Toronto if you want to fight.

01:22:37.000 I'm like, what the fuck?

01:22:38.000 I'm like, let me think about it.

01:22:40.000 I call Matt.

01:22:40.000 I'm like, dude, what the fuck?

01:22:42.000 You want to fight?

01:22:43.000 I thought we were friends.

01:22:43.000 He goes, I don't want to fight you.

01:22:44.000 I told them no.

01:22:46.000 That's hilarious.

01:22:47.000 So what, you don't fight your friends?

01:22:49.000 Yeah, you don't want to, but sometimes you have no fucking choice.

01:22:53.000 Hey, bro, we need this bread.

01:22:55.000 Exactly.

01:22:55.000 Throw me to fight.

01:22:56.000 Like, me and Shane Carwin had an agreement where we would never fight each other unless it was for the title.

01:23:01.000 That's a good agreement.

01:23:02.000 Yeah.

01:23:03.000 Titles, different animal.

01:23:04.000 That changes your life.

01:23:06.000 Oh, this is the third round.

01:23:07.000 I thought that was the second round.

01:23:08.000 Oh, left hand by Kelvin.

01:23:10.000 It can ruin your friendship, though, right?

01:23:12.000 Yeah, but you got a family, man.

01:23:14.000 Especially if you do something to somebody.

01:23:15.000 You really fuck them up.

01:23:18.000 You know?

01:23:19.000 But title shot, that has changed your life.

01:23:21.000 You win that?

01:23:21.000 You're talking about real money.

01:23:24.000 It's everything.

01:23:25.000 That's why you started the sport.

01:23:26.000 We're friends, but...

01:23:27.000 Yeah.

01:23:28.000 At the end of the day, it's a one-on-one sport.

01:23:30.000 That's right.

01:23:30.000 It's an individual competition.

01:23:32.000 That's the only way you get points, right?

01:23:34.000 Pay-per-view points.

01:23:35.000 Well, not only do you got to win the title, you got to defend it, then you get points.

01:23:38.000 Oh, so you don't get points on the...

01:23:40.000 No.

01:23:40.000 Oh, man.

01:23:41.000 Does anybody get pay-per-view points on the title possibility?

01:23:46.000 Connor would.

01:23:46.000 Don't you get pay-per-view points if you're headlining now?

01:23:48.000 No.

01:23:49.000 If you're a main event?

01:23:50.000 No.

01:23:51.000 Gaslam.

01:23:51.000 Gaslam's rugged as fuck, man.

01:23:52.000 You have to be a defending champion.

01:23:53.000 It's just rugged.

01:23:55.000 And depending what weight class, too.

01:23:56.000 Like, Mighty Mouse didn't get pay-per-view points for Intel's, like, fifth defense or some shit.

01:24:04.000 Because UFC's argument was, yeah, we're putting you on there.

01:24:06.000 You might be made event, but we stack the cards because you're not bringing in the viewership.

01:24:10.000 Mm.

01:24:11.000 Mm.

01:24:14.000 What goes down in November?

01:24:15.000 Do they have November set up yet?

01:24:17.000 Jon Jones-Stipe.

01:24:17.000 Is that 100%?

01:24:18.000 Pretty hundo.

01:24:20.000 Jon Jones looked it and took it down.

01:24:21.000 I'm so against that.

01:24:23.000 You're against what?

01:24:23.000 Why?

01:24:24.000 I don't want to see Stipe fight no more.

01:24:25.000 The last fight, I was like, he's done.

01:24:29.000 And if this is going to be Jon's last fight, I want it to be a challenge.

01:24:32.000 Brian Simpson makes a stand.

01:24:33.000 I don't want to see Stipe fight no more.

01:24:36.000 You want to see him fight Tom Aspinall?

01:24:37.000 Yes.

01:24:39.000 Like, imagine him going out like that.

01:24:41.000 Really, what I want is the time machine, and I want to go back and keep Francis Ngannou there.

01:24:47.000 I love that Francis made a ton of money.

01:24:49.000 I love that he dropped Tyson Fury.

01:24:50.000 I do not love the Joshua fight.

01:24:53.000 That was sad.

01:24:54.000 Watching him getting KO'd like that against Anthony Joshua, I was like, ooh.

01:24:58.000 It's like, you're just fighting one of the best boxers that's ever competed at heavyweight, who's a knockout puncher, who really knows how to box, who's an Olympic gold medalist, and you've had one boxing fight.

01:25:07.000 Correct.

01:25:07.000 One.

01:25:08.000 Bad idea.

01:25:08.000 It wouldn't get sanctioned usually.

01:25:09.000 One against a hell of a fighter.

01:25:12.000 One of the best.

01:25:13.000 But a guy who's been drinking and doing coke and barely paying attention.

01:25:16.000 And didn't take you serious.

01:25:17.000 Yeah, didn't take you serious and you dropped him, but then...

01:25:19.000 He also might have had an incentive to keep that fight going for a long time.

01:25:23.000 I'm not saying anything, but...

01:25:24.000 What?

01:25:25.000 Yeah, I said it.

01:25:26.000 Who?

01:25:27.000 My Tyson Fury.

01:25:28.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:25:29.000 He may have had an incentive.

01:25:30.000 You're ridiculous.

01:25:31.000 No, I'm not.

01:25:31.000 You're so wrong.

01:25:32.000 No, I'm not.

01:25:32.000 You couldn't be...

01:25:33.000 Oh, yeah, Calvin got him down again.

01:25:35.000 You don't know what they're...

01:25:35.000 You have no idea.

01:25:36.000 There's not a chance in hell.

01:25:39.000 There's not a chance in hell that Tyson Fury carried him.

01:25:41.000 Huh.

01:25:42.000 He was terrified of his power.

01:25:44.000 He got dropped with a furious left hook in the left round.

01:25:47.000 He got rocked in the eighth round.

01:25:48.000 Bro, it's the same thing that you see in the Usyk fight.

01:25:51.000 He's not all there anymore.

01:25:53.000 Those fights with Deontay Wilder took something out of him.

01:25:57.000 100%.

01:25:57.000 Deontay Wilder, in those days, was the most terrifying knockout puncher in the history of the heavyweight division.

01:26:04.000 And he dropped him twice in that last fight and rocked him bad.

01:26:08.000 And I feel like we don't appreciate Deontay...

01:26:13.000 Wilder as much as we should.

01:26:14.000 You know how it is, man.

01:26:15.000 Once a guy loses, you start thinking about him as the guy that just lost.

01:26:18.000 That's so wild to me.

01:26:20.000 Yeah.

01:26:20.000 I don't.

01:26:21.000 I don't either.

01:26:22.000 Especially for somebody that started boxing late in life.

01:26:24.000 He started when he was 23, Bill.

01:26:26.000 And he's a bronze medal winner in the Olympics at 23. Do you not hear him talking?

01:26:30.000 Yeah, but I'm just saying.

01:26:31.000 I'm finishing my thought.

01:26:33.000 Yeah, but you're finishing your thought while he's talking.

01:26:34.000 That's kind of crazy.

01:26:35.000 Yeah, but we were already having our conversation and then you moved on.

01:26:39.000 I'm saying that the idea that Tyson Fury didn't have a bag of tricks and he didn't carry him, for me, it's very strange to me.

01:26:46.000 It's very strange.

01:26:47.000 I don't know.

01:26:48.000 Maybe he didn't train at all.

01:26:49.000 He looked fat.

01:26:50.000 He looked out of shape.

01:26:51.000 You know he was partying.

01:26:52.000 Everybody said he was partying.

01:26:53.000 He's one of the greatest heavyweights of all time, for sure.

01:26:56.000 But he's also fighting a mountain of a man with insane physical abilities that caught him with a vicious left hook in the second round.

01:27:03.000 If he was carrying that dude, all that shit would be out the window after you get dropped and rocked like that.

01:27:08.000 Oh, god damn.

01:27:09.000 Here it is.

01:27:10.000 Boom!

01:27:10.000 It's a weird thing, too, because you want Francis to go on and make all the money, but you selfishly wish he was still in the UFC to fight Jon Jones.

01:27:19.000 But even if you fought Jon Jones, he made 10 times more money fighting Tyson and Anthony Joshua?

01:27:26.000 Yeah.

01:27:26.000 Not even close.

01:27:27.000 He probably did.

01:27:28.000 He probably did.

01:27:29.000 He did.

01:27:29.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:27:30.000 Do you know what he made?

01:27:31.000 What did he make for the Tyson Fury fight?

01:27:33.000 They announced it.

01:27:34.000 No, I think with the pay-per-views it was like almost 20. Wow.

01:27:38.000 And then Anthony Joshua probably another?

01:27:40.000 A good amount, yeah.

01:27:41.000 Yeah, I just think with boxing especially, The thing is, no one had seen Francis fight as a boxer, and no one knew what to expect.

01:27:50.000 He surprised everyone.

01:27:51.000 But then, Anthony Joshua got to study his style and see the holes in his game, and he exploited them like a fucking professional.

01:27:58.000 And that's why I said the shock factor is gone, and when he fights Anthony Joshua, this is how it should work.

01:28:06.000 You're going to see how it really goes down.

01:28:08.000 So the MMA guys are like, man, Francis do it, maybe I'm going to jump into boxing.

01:28:11.000 Yes and no.

01:28:12.000 Because when he fought Anthony, that's really how it should work.

01:28:15.000 That's how the world should work.

01:28:16.000 Unfortunately.

01:28:17.000 Right, unfortunately.

01:28:18.000 But I'll tell you what, if Francis had gotten into boxing when he got into the UFC, he would be a heavyweight champion of the world.

01:28:24.000 110%.

01:28:24.000 Speaking of knockout artists, can we get Tank his flowers?

01:28:27.000 Oh my god.

01:28:29.000 Javante Davis?

01:28:30.000 Oh my god.

01:28:30.000 We talk about how he's not a boxer.

01:28:32.000 Why are you saying that?

01:28:34.000 He's one of the best.

01:28:35.000 Well, hold on.

01:28:36.000 He's the best knockout artist in boxing today.

01:28:39.000 Yeah, easy.

01:28:40.000 Easy.

01:28:40.000 He knocks on everybody.

01:28:42.000 He sets up his power shots like a fucking...

01:28:46.000 Technician.

01:28:46.000 And it's crazy.

01:28:47.000 Nothing special about the way he looks.

01:28:51.000 Like, physically, he doesn't look like a power puncher.

01:28:54.000 He just looks like a regular guy, but his fucking power is extraordinary.

01:28:58.000 And then that little extra something he got from being around Floyd for that little bit?

01:29:04.000 That helped for sure.

01:29:06.000 He and Bud Crawford...

01:29:07.000 Him and Floyd hate each other.

01:29:08.000 But he and Bud Crawford are in a class by themselves.

01:29:12.000 Crawford's another one.

01:29:13.000 It's just incredible.

01:29:14.000 Well, I mean, very, very different styles, for sure.

01:29:16.000 But Gervonta's the most economical.

01:29:18.000 The thing is, he keeps you backing up, and he wears you out without even using too much energy.

01:29:23.000 And then as he gets you into the later rounds, you're starting to slow down, and he's just warmed up.

01:29:27.000 His boxing IQ's wild, wild, wild.

01:29:30.000 Those high-level guys figure your patterns out.

01:29:32.000 They just figure out what you're doing.

01:29:33.000 You see all of these things of him breaking down his opponent, and then they watch the fight that happened, and he was exactly right.

01:29:40.000 He's a technician, yeah, when it comes to boxing.

01:29:42.000 Yeah, but that's what makes the really good guys good is they can figure you out.

01:29:46.000 What he's been doing since he was a child, man.

01:29:48.000 Calvin won this fight, right?

01:29:49.000 Yeah, I would assume he had to.

01:29:51.000 Here's the decision.

01:29:52.000 He had to.

01:29:52.000 Tell you what, I'm really excited.

01:29:54.000 I love how the Saudi Arabian government and the people, the royal family is throwing massive money.

01:29:58.000 The way they spend their money.

01:30:00.000 And they want to do Terrence Crawford, Canelo Alvarez.

01:30:02.000 Now I'm all in.

01:30:03.000 All in.

01:30:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:05.000 How dope is that guy?

01:30:06.000 I like boxing.

01:30:07.000 They go, why don't these two guys fight?

01:30:09.000 It's money.

01:30:10.000 He goes, oh, I have money.

01:30:12.000 We have a lot of money.

01:30:14.000 We print it.

01:30:16.000 How much?

01:30:17.000 And they're giving it to him.

01:30:18.000 The boys are getting paid.

01:30:20.000 Let me tell you something.

01:30:20.000 Saudi Arabia, they could come to the UFC and go, we will buy you for $200 billion.

01:30:26.000 And then all of a sudden the UFC is Saudi Arabia.

01:30:29.000 That's what Dana was saying to Shannon about fighter pay.

01:30:32.000 He was like, Yeah, these guys got so much money, they don't care if they lose money.

01:30:35.000 He's like, I care if I lose money.

01:30:37.000 Unless he's gambling.

01:30:38.000 Well, yeah.

01:30:39.000 And then in the same conversation, he was like, yeah, I bet $100,000 a hand.

01:30:42.000 Here's the whole thing on fight or pain.

01:30:43.000 Obviously, back in the day, I was super hard on it.

01:30:46.000 But my argument has kind of changed, too, where...

01:30:49.000 Because you're not a fighter no more?

01:30:51.000 No, but as a businessman, you're on the outside looking in.

01:30:54.000 You can argue all you want about fight or pain, how much they should be paying.

01:30:59.000 What other leagues are around?

01:31:01.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:31:01.000 Like, you look at the longevity of the UFC, you look at how massive the UFC is off their pace structure, they're doing something fucking right as far as business.

01:31:09.000 They're doing something right.

01:31:11.000 All these other leagues, listen, I watched PFL last night, I watch everything, I'm a degenerate, there's nothing even remotely close to the UFC. The closest thing is one championship.

01:31:20.000 Because they'll do some jiu-jitsu, they'll do Muay Thai, and they have high-level guys.

01:31:24.000 The production's really good.

01:31:26.000 Dude, it's UFC, and then everybody else is so far behind, man.

01:31:30.000 Everyone's like, oh, we've got to change fighter pay.

01:31:31.000 It's like, we can.

01:31:32.000 We can.

01:31:33.000 That's affliction.

01:31:34.000 So it's this weird thing.

01:31:36.000 Let me ask this.

01:31:37.000 Is the PFL still doing that wacky point thing?

01:31:40.000 Yeah, I'm watching last night, and I'm balls deep in the fight, and I was like, I don't know what the fuck is going on.

01:31:45.000 I don't know what the fuck is going on.

01:31:46.000 It's too confusing.

01:31:47.000 They made it complicated for no reason.

01:31:49.000 Explain that.

01:31:50.000 It's so weird, man.

01:31:51.000 They have a playoff system.

01:31:52.000 It's also like if you win by knockout, you get X amount of points.

01:31:55.000 You get three points.

01:31:55.000 If you win by submission, you get X amount of points.

01:31:57.000 And that affects your pay?

01:31:58.000 I don't know.

01:31:59.000 No, so the way they put you in playoffs like seeds, so there's a regular season, there's the playoffs, so you have to have a certain amount of points to get to the playoffs, and that depends on your seeding.

01:32:10.000 So a win is three points, a draw is one point, loss zero points, round one stoppage three points, round two stoppage two points, round three stoppage one bonus point.

01:32:18.000 That's stupid.

01:32:18.000 Now describe that to a casual.

01:32:20.000 Yeah.

01:32:21.000 Example, fighters win the first round TKO, six points.

01:32:23.000 Get out of here with all that.

01:32:25.000 That's so dumb.

01:32:27.000 I hate it.

01:32:28.000 And a submission is one point?

01:32:29.000 None of it makes any sense.

01:32:30.000 And they have no stars.

01:32:31.000 It's fucking tough, dude.

01:32:33.000 It's tough.

01:32:33.000 Stoppage.

01:32:34.000 Submission counts as stoppage.

01:32:35.000 Is this for if you're fighting in a tournament?

01:32:38.000 So they have a regular season, they have a playoff.

01:32:40.000 Whoever wins the playoff becomes a champion, you get a million bucks.

01:32:43.000 Listen to me, PFL. Abandon ship.

01:32:46.000 Stop.

01:32:47.000 Abandon ship.

01:32:48.000 No one likes it.

01:32:49.000 No one loves MMA more than us, and we hate it.

01:32:51.000 I fucking hate it.

01:32:52.000 And then also, get rid of Bellator.

01:32:54.000 Just make it all under one banner.

01:32:56.000 Quit doing all that shit.

01:32:58.000 PFL's good.

01:32:58.000 It's a good name.

01:32:59.000 Well, how do they decide the UFC rankings?

01:33:02.000 Based on who's winning.

01:33:04.000 It's voted on.

01:33:05.000 It's based on the experts are deciding.

01:33:07.000 Experts are loose term, but yeah.

01:33:08.000 Seems like the press.

01:33:09.000 A lot of press.

01:33:10.000 Yeah.

01:33:12.000 Same way like the BC rankings, BCS rankings.

01:33:16.000 They're the best.

01:33:17.000 They're the best rankings we currently have available.

01:33:19.000 And most people agree on them.

01:33:21.000 They're very close to what I would say are accurate.

01:33:23.000 I very rarely disagree with the rankings.

01:33:26.000 Oh, that's my bull right there.

01:33:27.000 Yeah, the only time you'll disagree is like the pound for pound list, which is stupid anyways.

01:33:31.000 Pound for pound list is so subjective.

01:33:32.000 Yeah, it's so weird.

01:33:33.000 It's like John Jones or Islam, you know?

01:33:36.000 You could say Islam, you could say John Jones.

01:33:38.000 I see both arguments.

01:33:40.000 And then the goat pound for pound, or the goat list, I see GSP. I see the argument for Mighty Mouse.

01:33:46.000 I see the argument for John.

01:33:47.000 It's time period.

01:33:48.000 I didn't know Rose was still fighting.

01:33:50.000 Yep.

01:33:50.000 Yeah.

01:33:51.000 I don't like the fact she's fighting at Flyweight, though.

01:33:54.000 Dude, how about Paige Van Zandt is doing slap fighting?

01:33:56.000 Is that real?

01:33:58.000 Bring it up, Jamie.

01:33:59.000 Why?

01:34:00.000 Paige Van Zandt, it's announced.

01:34:01.000 Was that the last fight she had?

01:34:02.000 Wait, wait.

01:34:03.000 She lost that porn star.

01:34:04.000 You don't like Rose at Flyweight?

01:34:05.000 How come?

01:34:05.000 She got dropped by a porn star.

01:34:06.000 She got dropped, but it was a draw.

01:34:08.000 In the rematch, I think, in November.

01:34:09.000 Is it a real porn star or an OnlyFans porn star?

01:34:12.000 It's still a real porn star.

01:34:13.000 It's real to me!

01:34:16.000 It's real to me!

01:34:17.000 It's real to me!

01:34:19.000 It's real to me!

01:34:20.000 You don't like Rose at Flyweight?

01:34:21.000 How come?

01:34:22.000 I think she's better at straw weight.

01:34:23.000 I think at straw weight at 115, she carries power.

01:34:27.000 She's big for the weight class.

01:34:28.000 She knocked out Joanna Janjacek.

01:34:31.000 She's really legit at that weight.

01:34:33.000 I think at 25, it's probably not as hard for her to cut the weight, and that's why she wants to do it, but I just don't see it, man.

01:34:40.000 I just think she's a flyweight contender.

01:34:44.000 She's a strawweight champion.

01:34:45.000 And she's had incredible fights at strawweight.

01:34:48.000 Oh, yeah.

01:34:49.000 Joanna fights?

01:34:50.000 This does nothing for me.

01:34:52.000 Me neither.

01:34:53.000 There's a massive fan base for it.

01:34:54.000 I can't figure out.

01:34:55.000 Your boy Tony's balls deep in it.

01:34:57.000 He loves it.

01:34:57.000 But he is pro wrestling.

01:34:59.000 He's a pro wrestling heel.

01:35:00.000 I loved it coming up.

01:35:02.000 Tony Henshler?

01:35:03.000 Oh, when we were kids?

01:35:04.000 He loves it.

01:35:04.000 Yeah, me too.

01:35:05.000 I loved it when I was 12. Yeah, me too.

01:35:07.000 Then my dad was like, Hulk Hogan's not really.

01:35:09.000 And then my nuts dropped.

01:35:11.000 Yeah, then my dad was like, you know Macho Man can't fight, right?

01:35:14.000 Paige Van Zandt competed at Power Slap 8. Slap fighting debut.

01:35:18.000 Okay, don't do it, Paige.

01:35:19.000 Here's my question.

01:35:20.000 Why?

01:35:21.000 Well, when she fought Rachel Ostevik at Bare Knuckle, I'm like, please, ladies.

01:35:25.000 You're both so fucking pretty.

01:35:27.000 Don't ruin your faces.

01:35:28.000 I know.

01:35:28.000 The prettiest girls in the sport, please.

01:35:30.000 Save that for the warlock, please.

01:35:32.000 She's so hot, too.

01:35:32.000 You guys should just abandon it and start making out.

01:35:34.000 Yeah!

01:35:37.000 Yeah.

01:35:38.000 Yeah.

01:35:39.000 She stays relevant, though.

01:35:40.000 Slap fighting?

01:35:41.000 I get being relevant, but she also makes a ton of money off OnlyFans.

01:35:45.000 And there's no talent to get slapped.

01:35:47.000 Chasing that fame.

01:35:49.000 Chasing that fame to the end of time.

01:35:51.000 Boy, I can't get it.

01:35:51.000 I cannot understand it.

01:35:53.000 Well, or it's a business decision.

01:35:54.000 You say, okay, I'll do a slap fighting.

01:35:56.000 That'll be X number of subscribers to my OnlyFans.

01:36:00.000 As long as you stay in people's faces.

01:36:01.000 Unless she makes a deal where I get to slap first.

01:36:05.000 Can you do that?

01:36:06.000 Can you say, I'll fight you, but I get to slap first?

01:36:08.000 I think you gotta, like...

01:36:09.000 I don't know how they do it.

01:36:10.000 They flip the...

01:36:11.000 You rigged that.

01:36:12.000 Fuck that quarter.

01:36:13.000 Yeah.

01:36:13.000 Danisole.

01:36:13.000 Rigged that quarter.

01:36:14.000 Yeah.

01:36:14.000 I can't believe it's this popular.

01:36:15.000 But if she gets slapped first and gets KO'd with one slap by some bull dyke...

01:36:19.000 Have you seen the girl she's fighting?

01:36:20.000 No.

01:36:21.000 I mean, you nailed it.

01:36:23.000 Is that it?

01:36:25.000 You don't see a lot of hot girls doing slap fighting.

01:36:28.000 Let me see who she's fighting.

01:36:29.000 Who's Paige Van Zandt fighting, Jamie?

01:36:32.000 What are we doing here?

01:36:34.000 It's free brain damage.

01:36:36.000 Like, why?

01:36:36.000 You could hit someone so hard with a slap.

01:36:39.000 Because you're not...

01:36:40.000 Everybody thinks of a slap as like the palm in the face.

01:36:43.000 That is not what's happening.

01:36:44.000 You're getting palm-striked in the face.

01:36:46.000 Full blast.

01:36:47.000 That is terrible.

01:36:48.000 From a full swing, like this.

01:36:51.000 You know what the problem is?

01:36:52.000 Because I think part of the hatred of slap fight, and I used to be so hard on it, now I'm like, whatever, do you, Dana.

01:36:58.000 The problem is they combined it and started promoting it on the UFC channel.

01:37:04.000 And then that's when you pissed me off.

01:37:05.000 I'm like, no, no, don't confuse the public here.

01:37:08.000 Separate them.

01:37:09.000 Well, they got Bisping doing commentary for it.

01:37:11.000 I would do it.

01:37:14.000 If the UFC is cocaine, slap fighting is crack.

01:37:21.000 Not even.

01:37:24.000 UFC is complicated.

01:37:27.000 Who's the gal?

01:37:28.000 She's fighting.

01:37:29.000 She's so pretty.

01:37:31.000 No, if UFC is like Flaming Young...

01:37:33.000 Look, she's practicing on a fucking rubber doll.

01:37:36.000 Hilarious.

01:37:36.000 Oh, look at the girl she's fighting.

01:37:38.000 Oh, yeah, the girl she's fighting has been through a lot of truck stops.

01:37:40.000 That's it.

01:37:41.000 Oh, man.

01:37:42.000 That's it.

01:37:42.000 Yeah, look at the girl she's fighting.

01:37:44.000 That's a handsome woman.

01:37:44.000 Look at that girl.

01:37:45.000 That girl does not give a fuck if you give her a scar.

01:37:47.000 Oh my god.

01:37:48.000 That's a big strong lady.

01:37:50.000 She's gonna slap the fuck out of you.

01:37:51.000 Oh, she's got a good slap, too.

01:37:53.000 She's got an iron face.

01:37:54.000 She looks like a lady to turn on the ovens at Auschwitz.

01:37:58.000 Grab a hot pan.

01:37:59.000 No oven mitts.

01:38:01.000 A long winter, you know what I'm saying?

01:38:02.000 Yeah, survives eating dogs in the woods.

01:38:05.000 She's like me and the kids.

01:38:08.000 Why is she eating dogs in the woods?

01:38:10.000 I don't know.

01:38:11.000 Isn't it weird how they put powder on their hands to make the slap more crazy?

01:38:16.000 But to be fair, it's Crush on social media.

01:38:19.000 They probably got that from Cat Williams.

01:38:21.000 Remember when he played the pimp?

01:38:24.000 Paddle me up.

01:38:26.000 Slap fighting's been around forever, dude.

01:38:28.000 Russia was like, what the fuck?

01:38:29.000 We've been doing this for a hundred years.

01:38:30.000 So this is the girl she's fighting?

01:38:31.000 I saw they just approved the car jiu-jitsu in New York or something.

01:38:35.000 That's wild.

01:38:35.000 That's an industrial bitch.

01:38:37.000 Why would you do this, man?

01:38:38.000 She's getting down low, dude.

01:38:40.000 The girl she's slapping?

01:38:43.000 Oh, this is the worst.

01:38:44.000 Not bad.

01:38:45.000 Her eyes all cocked.

01:38:48.000 Oh, blow your kiss.

01:38:48.000 She's got them lip implants, too.

01:38:51.000 Oof.

01:38:51.000 No, no thank you.

01:38:52.000 This is awful.

01:38:53.000 She's probably worried her lip implant's going to get blown out.

01:38:55.000 Are you allowed to go with it?

01:38:57.000 No, you can't go with it.

01:38:59.000 Oh!

01:38:59.000 Oh, she got KO'd.

01:39:01.000 Oh, bro.

01:39:02.000 This is the girl she's finding?

01:39:03.000 In those ASICs like that?

01:39:03.000 And that girl got KO'd.

01:39:05.000 Look at her legs twisted up.

01:39:07.000 That's a wrap.

01:39:07.000 That's really bad for you.

01:39:08.000 Knock out.

01:39:09.000 They don't have something for you to fall back on?

01:39:11.000 Someone catches you.

01:39:12.000 No, they do.

01:39:12.000 Forrest Griffin.

01:39:13.000 Yeah, he catches you.

01:39:14.000 That's a major brain injury.

01:39:15.000 Look at that.

01:39:16.000 Real legit.

01:39:17.000 And then you got like Mark Smith, legit MMA referee who's refereeing it.

01:39:21.000 It's like the crossover.

01:39:22.000 That's my problem, the crossover.

01:39:24.000 If they were just done it completely independent, do you, man.

01:39:26.000 But when you start mixing the lines.

01:39:28.000 How did this get sanctioned?

01:39:29.000 But why did they let her fall?

01:39:30.000 I don't know.

01:39:32.000 I don't know.

01:39:33.000 Watch this KO. First of all, you don't close your eyes.

01:39:36.000 Bad move.

01:39:37.000 Why?

01:39:37.000 Because you want to see it coming.

01:39:39.000 You want to tighten up.

01:39:40.000 So your body prepares.

01:39:40.000 You want to prepare for it.

01:39:41.000 She did not see it coming, and it probably led to her getting KO'd.

01:39:44.000 She hit her head in here.

01:39:44.000 Look at the swing.

01:39:46.000 Boom!

01:39:47.000 So bad for you.

01:39:48.000 Once your head dips down like that, hot too.

01:39:51.000 Spit on that thing.

01:39:53.000 I hate it.

01:39:54.000 I think it's the worst part of our culture right there.

01:39:57.000 That's just the shittiest part of our culture.

01:39:59.000 But if people are making money and that's their only option, do your thing, man.

01:40:03.000 Fuck all of it.

01:40:03.000 Making money.

01:40:04.000 That's what we worship.

01:40:06.000 What do you worship, Brian?

01:40:07.000 I'm glad you asked.

01:40:08.000 Art.

01:40:09.000 I'm an artist.

01:40:09.000 Jesus Christ.

01:40:10.000 Deep art.

01:40:10.000 Here we go.

01:40:11.000 I open the door.

01:40:12.000 Jesus Christ.

01:40:13.000 Pull out your pens.

01:40:15.000 So these guys train together.

01:40:16.000 They're buddies.

01:40:17.000 I wish at that which you can't measure.

01:40:19.000 From Mother Russia.

01:40:19.000 Boy, they look exactly the same.

01:40:21.000 Like two brothers.

01:40:22.000 Yeah, similar.

01:40:23.000 One's tall, one's thick.

01:40:24.000 Yeah, one drank more milk.

01:40:26.000 Pavlich is just a straight knockout artist.

01:40:28.000 Eat more beef.

01:40:29.000 Just fucking giants.

01:40:29.000 Volkov's so big.

01:40:30.000 Oh, he was really good before he got to the UFC. At Bellator.

01:40:34.000 Who was it?

01:40:34.000 Yeah, Volkov.

01:40:35.000 Yeah, Volkov was really fucking good.

01:40:37.000 Really fucking good.

01:40:38.000 Is that a picture at your house?

01:40:38.000 Is that Kanye's girl?

01:40:41.000 Volkov is one of those guys that I never understand why doesn't he use a jab more.

01:40:44.000 Why doesn't he jab the shit out of people?

01:40:45.000 It's a spoof on that.

01:40:46.000 That's dope.

01:40:47.000 Yeah.

01:40:47.000 What do you mean?

01:40:48.000 No, no, no, no.

01:40:49.000 I bought it.

01:40:49.000 Oh, sick.

01:40:50.000 What's that?

01:40:50.000 What do you got?

01:40:51.000 Remember that old picture of Kanye with his new wife look like she's being held hostage?

01:40:55.000 Yeah.

01:40:55.000 Somebody replaced him with Darth Vader and made her Princess Leia.

01:40:59.000 That's pretty dope.

01:41:00.000 I bought the fucking print.

01:41:02.000 I thought you did do it with your Android or some shit.

01:41:05.000 Shit.

01:41:05.000 I need to get me one of those.

01:41:07.000 Man, if I had the artistic skill to make all my ideas happen...

01:41:12.000 You'd be rich.

01:41:13.000 I'm waiting for that.

01:41:14.000 That's why I'm waiting for this AI shit to kick off.

01:41:16.000 Have Joe talk to Elon.

01:41:17.000 Put a fucking nerd link in it.

01:41:19.000 There's another company that just released some videos of this new AI text prompt to video.

01:41:25.000 And it's even more insane than Sora.

01:41:27.000 Have you seen that, Jamie?

01:41:28.000 Fucking insane.

01:41:29.000 What is it?

01:41:30.000 You put in the AI, say, dark alleyway, mysterious stranger in a black leather jacket walking towards the camera, and then they have a rainy alleyway, and it's like everything looks perfect, like a real movie,

01:41:45.000 and it does it like that.

01:41:46.000 It doesn't look artificial?

01:41:48.000 No.

01:41:49.000 No, it looks incredible.

01:41:50.000 So many people are going to lose jobs?

01:41:52.000 Oh, everyone's going to lose a job.

01:41:53.000 Tyler Perry shut down his $800 million production studio.

01:41:57.000 As soon as he saw Sora, he was like, stop!

01:42:00.000 Really?

01:42:00.000 He was building this massive studio.

01:42:02.000 This is it.

01:42:03.000 This is a prompt.

01:42:04.000 Motorcycle parked in the street corner.

01:42:06.000 Porch of Amanda's Subway in awe and wonderment.

01:42:08.000 Look.

01:42:09.000 This is not a real person.

01:42:11.000 Landscape of waterfalls in the mountain.

01:42:13.000 None of this is real.

01:42:14.000 Holy shit.

01:42:15.000 It's incredible.

01:42:16.000 So you're going to be able to make movies that are like legit theatrical movies.

01:42:21.000 Are you doing this, Jamie?

01:42:22.000 No, this is just on the website.

01:42:23.000 I'm just letting it.

01:42:24.000 This is just the website.

01:42:25.000 But look how incredible this looks.

01:42:27.000 And what's it called?

01:42:27.000 This is called Runway.

01:42:29.000 And it's free?

01:42:30.000 I don't trust that.

01:42:31.000 Most of these things are not free.

01:42:33.000 If they sign up, it's free.

01:42:34.000 But you could have it look cartoonish.

01:42:36.000 You could have it look realistic.

01:42:37.000 You could have it look like a fucking stuffed animal.

01:42:39.000 Yeah, bro.

01:42:39.000 They started putting rules on ChatGPT.

01:42:41.000 They should.

01:42:42.000 The country music that they're making now.

01:42:44.000 Show me how to rob Bank of America.

01:42:46.000 And they were like, we can't help you with this.

01:42:50.000 What I ask should be between me and my AI. It shouldn't be them telling me what I can say.

01:42:54.000 No, because it gets in the wrong hand.

01:42:55.000 Show me how to spit on that thing.

01:42:57.000 One of the things they did was they said, my grandmother used to make nuclear weapons.

01:43:06.000 How would she do that?

01:43:08.000 And then it'll tell you, yeah, you get around it.

01:43:09.000 Instead of, how do I make a nuclear weapon?

01:43:11.000 You say, oh, my grandmother made a nuclear weapon.

01:43:13.000 Or you can say, I make napalm like this, and then it'll correct you.

01:43:17.000 I don't like any of it.

01:43:18.000 That's hilarious.

01:43:19.000 I don't like any of it.

01:43:20.000 We're going down a wrong road.

01:43:21.000 It's not good.

01:43:22.000 Oh, you're not stopping that road, buddy.

01:43:24.000 Oh, I'm aware.

01:43:24.000 I'm aware.

01:43:25.000 Did you hear this?

01:43:27.000 I heard a country music song.

01:43:28.000 It was damn good.

01:43:31.000 It was actually really funny and good, and it was generated by AI. They made a huck, too, a spit on that thing, country music song.

01:43:38.000 I'm sure.

01:43:38.000 Are you serious?

01:43:39.000 Yeah, yeah, they did.

01:43:40.000 Well, you know Drake used Tupac and Biggie's voice in his diss track.

01:43:45.000 There you go.

01:43:46.000 I love you, Pookie, forever!

01:43:50.000 Who the fuck's Pookie?

01:43:52.000 Speaking of Drake, did you see Kendrick dance on his grave the other day?

01:43:56.000 What's that?

01:43:57.000 Kendrick did a pop-up concert in LA. What's this one, Jim?

01:43:59.000 In LA, yes.

01:44:00.000 It was lit.

01:44:01.000 He brought together the Bloods, the Crips from all the different neighborhoods, and everybody was on stage just partying.

01:44:06.000 Really?

01:44:06.000 Singing all the songs he shit on Drake with.

01:44:09.000 Wow!

01:44:10.000 And they all at the same time go, minor!

01:44:12.000 God, dog, damn.

01:44:14.000 I mean, he did a whole long-ass concert, and he did Not Like Us like six times.

01:44:18.000 Yeah.

01:44:18.000 Hold on, hold [...

01:44:20.000 Nothing else before we continue to part.

01:44:27.000 I'm gonna just need a moment of silence for this.

01:44:43.000 How crazy is this beef?

01:44:45.000 It never ends.

01:44:46.000 This beef is going on forever.

01:44:49.000 Yeah, that's the wrong guy.

01:44:50.000 The real street guy?

01:44:52.000 But Kendrick is such a good writer.

01:44:55.000 This is like the stamp on it.

01:44:58.000 This was the finale.

01:44:59.000 He's like, I have more influence.

01:45:02.000 I can bring together the whole West Coast.

01:45:04.000 He has more credibility, right?

01:45:06.000 I don't think Drake could do that in Toronto.

01:45:07.000 No.

01:45:08.000 I don't know, maybe.

01:45:10.000 What's the beep originate from?

01:45:11.000 What's the deal?

01:45:12.000 Oh, where do we start?

01:45:14.000 Drake has done a lot of weird things, but the main thing was Kendrick did the control verse.

01:45:18.000 He was on a song with Big Sean, with a whole bunch of other rappers, and then he shit on...

01:45:24.000 He basically challenged every rapper, but in a friendly way, like all his friends.

01:45:28.000 And every rapper took it on the chin, like, yeah, that's his hip-hop, it's competition.

01:45:31.000 And then Drake did an interview where he was like...

01:45:33.000 You know, I thought he was my friend.

01:45:34.000 Like, why would he say that?

01:45:35.000 Like, he took it all sensitive.

01:45:36.000 Wow.

01:45:37.000 Yeah, and then Lamar was on the BET Awards cypher, and he said something to him again.

01:45:43.000 You know, something about tucking a sensitive rapper back in his pajamas or something like that.

01:45:48.000 And then, ever since then, they've been kind of like subtly little shots back and forth.

01:45:53.000 And then he got serious.

01:45:54.000 Yeah, and then Kendrick left his label.

01:45:57.000 I think the label was holding him back from, like, going all out.

01:46:00.000 Because people kept wondering, like, Kendrick, respond, respond.

01:46:02.000 It was, like, taking forever.

01:46:04.000 Yeah, and so then Drake did a song called First Person Shooter with J. Cole that they wanted Kendrick on, and Kendrick didn't want to be on it.

01:46:13.000 And so...

01:46:15.000 And they were calling themselves the Big Three, but Kendrick wasn't on it.

01:46:18.000 So then he dropped another song that was like, there's no Big Three.

01:46:21.000 It's just Big Me.

01:46:22.000 Here we go.

01:46:24.000 Heavyweights.

01:46:24.000 It was awesome.

01:46:25.000 Well, I guess Justin Timberlake wasn't selling well on his concert.

01:46:30.000 Do you hear this?

01:46:31.000 You think that's why he got arrested for drink driving?

01:46:33.000 I don't know.

01:46:34.000 It's that conspiracy.

01:46:35.000 You're a conspiracy theorist.

01:46:36.000 Do you believe that Tyson Fury carried Francis in Ghana?

01:46:38.000 I do.

01:46:39.000 I actually do believe that.

01:46:40.000 You're a ridiculous person.

01:46:41.000 No, I think he got paid for it, too.

01:46:42.000 Volkov has to stay on his toes.

01:46:46.000 Yeah, this is a circle and don't get to the cage.

01:46:48.000 Pavlovich is such a tank.

01:46:49.000 Look at the way that guy's built.

01:46:51.000 He's such a house.

01:46:51.000 How are they the same size?

01:46:53.000 How are they the same weight?

01:46:53.000 Well, Volkov's real tall.

01:46:55.000 Volkov's at least 6'7".

01:46:56.000 They say they have him at 6'7", probably 6'8".

01:46:58.000 I used to train with him at Black House.

01:47:00.000 Never understand why he doesn't use his jab more with those long arms.

01:47:03.000 He's got a great front kick.

01:47:04.000 He does a great front kick to the middle.

01:47:06.000 Having one of those with a tall guy, it's such an advantage.

01:47:10.000 And I want to take credit for his new samurai tattoo, because he did have the Moana stingray, and I would roast him every fight, and then all of a sudden he has this dope-ass samurai tattoo.

01:47:20.000 Yeah, the samurai's way better.

01:47:21.000 That Moana was tough.

01:47:22.000 But it's wild for your whole back to be your first tattoo.

01:47:25.000 Well, he had a back tattoo that was not as big, and he had to fill it in.

01:47:29.000 It was a straight up Moana.

01:47:31.000 It was a Monterey.

01:47:32.000 It was just so scary.

01:47:33.000 Yeah, it was a Manta Ray, right?

01:47:34.000 Yeah.

01:47:35.000 Manta Ray or Monterey?

01:47:36.000 Manta.

01:47:37.000 Manta Ray.

01:47:40.000 He looked pretty bitch in Russia.

01:47:43.000 Pavlovich is such a fucking scary striker man.

01:47:46.000 He is.

01:47:46.000 How about Tom Aspinall?

01:47:47.000 It's like short notice knocks his ass out.

01:47:49.000 Tom Aspinall's fucking good, man.

01:47:49.000 I think he's the best in the world.

01:47:51.000 This your first tattoo.

01:47:52.000 What you want to start with?

01:47:53.000 The Yakuza.

01:47:54.000 Okay, you think Tom Aspinall beats Francis Ngannou?

01:47:57.000 Absolutely.

01:47:57.000 I do.

01:47:58.000 Mmm.

01:47:59.000 Boy.

01:47:59.000 Word.

01:48:00.000 Yeah.

01:48:01.000 Boy.

01:48:02.000 You guys are alone on that one.

01:48:03.000 Especially now.

01:48:05.000 Especially now.

01:48:06.000 All he's doing is focus on boxing.

01:48:07.000 Especially if he takes him to the ground.

01:48:09.000 Now it's a different thing.

01:48:10.000 See, I think Francis will come back better.

01:48:12.000 But he's also 37, 38. Correct.

01:48:15.000 And he's never really lost that way.

01:48:18.000 That way is a bad way to lose, man.

01:48:20.000 To get flatlined, like out cold, laid out, legs stretched, not moving for minutes.

01:48:25.000 You're never going to see Francis in MMA again.

01:48:28.000 PFL ain't happening.

01:48:29.000 No, no, no.

01:48:29.000 That's all hype, great stock value.

01:48:31.000 You think so?

01:48:32.000 Yes.

01:48:32.000 Did they give him a big-ass bag?

01:48:33.000 Sure.

01:48:34.000 By the way, that guy who might fight, that Brazilian dude, is fucking good, man.

01:48:39.000 He's dangerous.

01:48:40.000 You've never seen that fight.

01:48:40.000 Who's that cat?

01:48:41.000 What's that dude's name again?

01:48:42.000 Caesar something, right?

01:48:44.000 But don't you think, based on what he stands for, if Francis doesn't fight again, won't that make Dana's argument even stronger?

01:48:51.000 I don't think Francis gives a fuck.

01:48:53.000 He's just making money, man.

01:48:54.000 He has so much money, and then to go back to PFL and fight this Brazilian monster nobody knows, there's just no upside for him.

01:49:02.000 They don't have anybody.

01:49:04.000 Yeah, he's set for the rest of his life if he doesn't do anything crazy with his money.

01:49:09.000 And then he'll always have things that he can do to generate money, seminars, meet and greets, all that kind of shit.

01:49:14.000 He'll always have extra money coming in.

01:49:16.000 I mean, the guy was a UFC heavyweight champion, knocked down Tyson Fury in his first boxing fight ever.

01:49:22.000 I mean, he's a legend forever.

01:49:23.000 He's still going to box.

01:49:24.000 We forget something.

01:49:25.000 He has a boxing fight coming up.

01:49:26.000 But we forget.

01:49:27.000 He's going back to boxing.

01:49:28.000 I bet he fights Deontay Wilder.

01:49:29.000 If he can get...

01:49:30.000 You know, he lost his son.

01:49:32.000 Wait a minute.

01:49:33.000 You think Deontay Wilder is going to fight again?

01:49:34.000 No.

01:49:35.000 Yes.

01:49:35.000 I hope not.

01:49:37.000 When that big Chinese dude knocked him out like that.

01:49:39.000 That Chinese dude was 40 years old, too.

01:49:41.000 Freaking massive.

01:49:42.000 He's a big, big fella.

01:49:44.000 He wants to fight Joshua.

01:49:45.000 Joshua fought him in the Olympics.

01:49:47.000 Interesting.

01:49:48.000 And beat him, of course.

01:49:49.000 Joshua won.

01:49:51.000 Joshua is really a killer.

01:49:53.000 But I think Ngannou lost his son.

01:49:56.000 I don't even know where his head's at.

01:49:57.000 I can't imagine.

01:49:58.000 He's got to be dealing with the deepest grief.

01:50:01.000 No, I can't.

01:50:02.000 Yeah, I can't.

01:50:02.000 How did his son die?

01:50:05.000 I don't know.

01:50:06.000 But it's such a...

01:50:07.000 It was so terrible.

01:50:09.000 I think he was...

01:50:10.000 How old was his son?

01:50:11.000 Very young.

01:50:12.000 Three or four.

01:50:13.000 I think three.

01:50:13.000 Was it three?

01:50:14.000 Yeah.

01:50:14.000 Horrible.

01:50:15.000 Oh, God.

01:50:16.000 Horrible.

01:50:17.000 If you have kids, it's like unthinkable.

01:50:19.000 Jesus Christ.

01:50:20.000 I feel so bad for him, man.

01:50:23.000 He's gonna box again, though.

01:50:24.000 Fifteen months old.

01:50:25.000 Fifteen months.

01:50:26.000 I was way off.

01:50:27.000 Just terrible.

01:50:28.000 Goddamn, that's horrible.

01:50:32.000 Pabovic's nose is already busted up.

01:50:33.000 Say what you want about Volkov.

01:50:35.000 He's never really had a boring fight, either.

01:50:37.000 No, Volkov has good fights.

01:50:38.000 Dude, he was beating Derek Lewis, and then with fucking a minute left, Derek knocked him out.

01:50:42.000 That was when my balls are hot.

01:50:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:50:44.000 That's right.

01:50:45.000 That was that one.

01:50:46.000 That one was amazing.

01:50:48.000 Volkov has won, I think, four in a row?

01:50:50.000 This might be, if he wins this four in a row, this might be five in a row.

01:50:53.000 What is it, Jamie?

01:50:54.000 Where's Volkov training these days?

01:50:57.000 Russia.

01:50:58.000 Is he?

01:50:58.000 I think so.

01:50:59.000 He was at Alliance.

01:51:01.000 And then I would train with him down there.

01:51:02.000 And then at Black House.

01:51:04.000 Does it say where Volkov's training, Jamie?

01:51:07.000 The Strela team?

01:51:09.000 Strela.

01:51:10.000 Hmm.

01:51:11.000 Because, like, where does a guy like that find people to train with?

01:51:14.000 A guy who's that big.

01:51:15.000 I mean, it's got a...

01:51:17.000 A limited amount of people that size, you know?

01:51:20.000 You can get some boxers in there.

01:51:23.000 It's going to be tough to find wrestlers, though.

01:51:25.000 So it'll just be his fourth in a rut.

01:51:27.000 Heavyweight, you're right there.

01:51:28.000 Especially beat Pavlovich, one more, and then it's slim pickings.

01:51:32.000 And then if John and Stipe fight, neither one will ever fight soon.

01:51:38.000 Where's Cyril gone, Ben?

01:51:40.000 Shooting a movie.

01:51:41.000 Oh yeah?

01:51:42.000 What movie?

01:51:44.000 Bad Boys 5?

01:51:45.000 Oh, really?

01:51:46.000 I made that up.

01:51:46.000 I don't know.

01:51:47.000 There's a UFC France coming up, too, in September.

01:51:51.000 Oh.

01:51:52.000 It's a fight night, though.

01:51:53.000 Because they offered Cyril Gunn the fight against Tom Aslanall in England, and he turned it down and said he was on a movie set.

01:51:58.000 Damn.

01:51:59.000 That'd be a good fight.

01:52:00.000 Interesting.

01:52:01.000 That would be a great fight.

01:52:02.000 I disagree.

01:52:03.000 Really?

01:52:03.000 I think Tom mops the floor.

01:52:05.000 Wrestling-wise, you mean?

01:52:06.000 He takes him down?

01:52:07.000 Yeah.

01:52:08.000 John Lurie was like, come here.

01:52:11.000 18 seconds.

01:52:12.000 I was just thinking striking-wise.

01:52:14.000 Take him right down so fucking fast.

01:52:16.000 What do you think Jones-Espino?

01:52:19.000 That's the fight.

01:52:20.000 That's the fight everybody wants to fucking see!

01:52:22.000 God!

01:52:24.000 I want to see it so bad.

01:52:26.000 John was shitting all over Aspinall.

01:52:28.000 He was.

01:52:28.000 I think that's a bad way to go.

01:52:29.000 He was lucky that he blew his knee out with Curtis Blades because Curtis was teeing off on him.

01:52:33.000 Doing well.

01:52:34.000 Curtis was.

01:52:35.000 He was.

01:52:35.000 See, I still think John wins easily, but...

01:52:37.000 Ooh, not easily.

01:52:38.000 No?

01:52:39.000 No.

01:52:41.000 See, I think the angle of, oh, Tom's not that good.

01:52:43.000 I've fought newcomers before.

01:52:45.000 No, build him up, bro.

01:52:47.000 Build him up.

01:52:47.000 And be like, yeah, maybe this is a guy that's going to beat me.

01:52:49.000 And then when you come back, come out of retirement after you beat Stipe, that fight's massive.

01:52:53.000 Yeah, but he has to talk shit like that just for strategy.

01:52:56.000 But that's the thing.

01:52:57.000 I don't think anybody's excited to see him fight Stipe.

01:53:01.000 Correct.

01:53:01.000 I'm excited to see Jon fight anybody.

01:53:04.000 But the Stipe fight, I don't know who's asking for it.

01:53:07.000 And I love Stipe.

01:53:08.000 He's one of the greatest of all time.

01:53:10.000 It's a weird thing.

01:53:11.000 Aspinall's an athlete, man.

01:53:13.000 He's such a good athlete.

01:53:14.000 Freak out.

01:53:14.000 Very fast.

01:53:15.000 Very fast for a heavyweight.

01:53:16.000 So fast.

01:53:17.000 We felt the same way about Cyril Ghan, though.

01:53:19.000 Yeah, but Cyril Ghan doesn't have wrestling, doesn't have jiu-jitsu.

01:53:23.000 Aspinall's like legit on the ground.

01:53:24.000 Very legit on the ground.

01:53:26.000 So legit that his dad owned jiu-jitsu, Jim.

01:53:28.000 His dad's a black belt.

01:53:29.000 He started doing jiu-jitsu at 2. And remember, Aspinall came out of Tyson Furious Camp, too.

01:53:36.000 Well, he trained for them.

01:53:37.000 But you know that quick video of John rolling with Gordon?

01:53:43.000 Yeah, and it was like, they weren't neck and neck, but it was still like...

01:53:46.000 Oh, that's Gordon being cool.

01:53:48.000 You have to understand how Gordon trains.

01:53:50.000 Gordon with time and knots, yeah.

01:53:52.000 When Gordon trains, Gordon rolls with you technically.

01:53:55.000 Gordon does not explode.

01:53:57.000 There's no explosion.

01:53:58.000 Everything is like smooth movements.

01:54:00.000 Everything is just technique, smooth movements, scrambles.

01:54:02.000 There's no explosion.

01:54:04.000 It's never overextended.

01:54:05.000 Gordon is just pure technique.

01:54:08.000 Yeah, no, if there's money on the line, he said, Gordon, we'll give you $100,000.

01:54:11.000 We can tap John out in 30 seconds.

01:54:12.000 Gordon would grab ahold of his leg.

01:54:14.000 He would get his leg so quick.

01:54:15.000 Unless John avoided him.

01:54:17.000 Unless John uses wrestling to avoid exchanges.

01:54:21.000 You know what that's all about.

01:54:22.000 Correct.

01:54:22.000 It's called the Shob Shutdown.

01:54:24.000 The Shob Shutdown.

01:54:25.000 I saw a seven-part series on it.

01:54:26.000 They did with Cyborg.

01:54:26.000 Yes.

01:54:27.000 Seven-part series.

01:54:28.000 If he just decides to shut it down, then he doesn't come close to him.

01:54:32.000 But if they're, like, engaging, Gordon, snap his fucking leg off.

01:54:35.000 Yeah, Gordon grabs a hold of a leg, and that's a wrap.

01:54:37.000 So you think Asminal's Jiu-Jitsu is at that level?

01:54:41.000 No, no.

01:54:42.000 Not at Gordon's level.

01:54:43.000 Nobody is.

01:54:45.000 But as far as heavyweight MMA, yeah, Tom's right up there.

01:54:49.000 Mm-hmm.

01:54:50.000 You're by far the best in the division.

01:54:51.000 Volkov is teeing off on Sergei.

01:54:53.000 He's hitting him with some serious low kicks, man.

01:54:56.000 Technician.

01:54:56.000 He has to just stay on the bike.

01:54:57.000 Remember, he did this with Derrick Lewis, and then the minute you get tired, these big boys keep hitting.

01:55:01.000 But he's also, like, fucking his nose up, man.

01:55:04.000 His feints are great.

01:55:05.000 His movement's great.

01:55:06.000 And that distance is something to fuck with.

01:55:08.000 That distance is a lot.

01:55:10.000 The gap.

01:55:11.000 He's just so tall.

01:55:13.000 Bro, you remember Stefan Struve?

01:55:15.000 Oh, yeah, man.

01:55:16.000 7'2".

01:55:17.000 Oh, yeah, man.

01:55:18.000 So big.

01:55:19.000 Yeah.

01:55:19.000 But why Pavlovich?

01:55:21.000 I mean, Volkov never uses a jab.

01:55:23.000 He's got those long arms.

01:55:24.000 He's using that tonight, bro.

01:55:25.000 You gotta watch the fucking fight.

01:55:26.000 I am.

01:55:26.000 I haven't seen much.

01:55:28.000 He uses those front kicks, but he could piston that.

01:55:31.000 Yeah, he's fucking up Pavlovich's legs, man.

01:55:35.000 He's kicked his legs multiple times.

01:55:37.000 I thought Eddie was going to be here.

01:55:38.000 I was ready for some conspiracy theories.

01:55:40.000 No, that's why you're here.

01:55:44.000 Once the liquor starts flowing.

01:55:45.000 I'm telling you the earth is a rhombus, bro.

01:55:49.000 The problem is that he's right on about 90% of stuff, at least.

01:55:53.000 You know what people forgot about?

01:55:54.000 Sammy Schilt.

01:55:56.000 Ooh, fuck yeah.

01:55:57.000 Giant kickboxer.

01:55:59.000 Great footwork.

01:55:59.000 Seven foot tall.

01:56:00.000 And great footwork.

01:56:01.000 Nasty front kick to the body.

01:56:02.000 I don't know what it is.

01:56:03.000 Semichel was a world champion kickboxer.

01:56:05.000 World champion.

01:56:05.000 Elite of the elite.

01:56:06.000 Elite elite.

01:56:07.000 Super tall guy.

01:56:09.000 If he decided to play basketball, he would have been professional in that.

01:56:12.000 Remember the nastiest finishes ever when Sergei Karotanov got on top of him and kept punching him in the one eye?

01:56:17.000 Yeah.

01:56:18.000 His one eye was fucked up and he kept hammer fisting.

01:56:20.000 He got him in a crucifix and just mounted him, like high mount, and just hammered his bloody eye when he was screaming.

01:56:28.000 You know in Game of Thrones when the fucking mount just says that?

01:56:30.000 It was kind of like that.

01:56:31.000 Can't you just say tap?

01:56:33.000 He wasn't gonna.

01:56:34.000 No, we don't fuck that noise.

01:56:35.000 Especially in Pride.

01:56:36.000 You do that shit in Pride, they won't have you back.

01:56:38.000 No.

01:56:38.000 If you tap?

01:56:39.000 Pride was the most ruthless organization.

01:56:41.000 Dude, stomps, soccer kicks, everything was legal.

01:56:45.000 I did a post for...

01:56:46.000 But no elbows on the ground.

01:56:47.000 Yeah.

01:56:48.000 They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:56:50.000 Boys, boys, we're not savages here.

01:56:52.000 You can kick them in the head.

01:56:53.000 That is so weird, those random rules.

01:56:55.000 That was the weirdest random rule.

01:56:56.000 No elbows on the ground.

01:56:57.000 I posted the best highlights of Pride, and I said, it's Pride Month for June.

01:57:03.000 Yeah, a lot of those are going around the internet.

01:57:05.000 That was awesome.

01:57:06.000 Yeah, look at Pavlich's nose.

01:57:08.000 It's leaking, man.

01:57:09.000 I mean, he just keeps getting popped.

01:57:11.000 Pride was the best time ever.

01:57:13.000 Golden years.

01:57:14.000 Oh my god.

01:57:14.000 It's still around, right?

01:57:15.000 No.

01:57:16.000 USC bought it.

01:57:18.000 Folded it.

01:57:19.000 And brought up a bunch of the guys over here and then tested them and they all shrunk.

01:57:23.000 Everybody shriveled.

01:57:24.000 Except for over him.

01:57:25.000 It was a good time.

01:57:26.000 It was a good time.

01:57:26.000 It was the best of times.

01:57:28.000 They brought him over here like, what are we doing?

01:57:30.000 Let him fight.

01:57:32.000 Rampage is a good one to have on.

01:57:33.000 Talk about Pride.

01:57:34.000 Yeah, Rampage is coming on soon.

01:57:36.000 He's the best.

01:57:36.000 That's my boy.

01:57:37.000 If you're over 35, you should be able to juice.

01:57:39.000 100%.

01:57:39.000 I think so.

01:57:40.000 Yeah.

01:57:42.000 100%.

01:57:42.000 Yeah.

01:57:43.000 Why not?

01:57:44.000 Like, we gotta be careful with the young guys.

01:57:45.000 We can't have another, like, TRT, Belfort era.

01:57:50.000 Why?

01:57:50.000 You don't like awesome shit?

01:57:52.000 Yeah, we need to have that.

01:57:53.000 I do, but that dude was...

01:57:54.000 Yeah, exciting.

01:57:55.000 I got pissed.

01:57:56.000 We're right back.

01:57:56.000 Isn't there a new rule where you can do TRT now?

01:57:59.000 Absolutely not.

01:58:00.000 No?

01:58:00.000 Brian, you're so uninformed.

01:58:02.000 I felt that.

01:58:03.000 Oh, yeah.

01:58:04.000 No, that I'm telling you.

01:58:06.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:58:06.000 I'm telling you.

01:58:07.000 No, they don't allow...

01:58:09.000 Brian, while I'm gone.

01:58:10.000 They don't allow TRT. Wasn't it talk about it?

01:58:15.000 Like you can get sanctioned for it under some circumstances?

01:58:18.000 Yo, what the fuck is that?

01:58:19.000 Certain commissions, what?

01:58:20.000 Is that a regular clock?

01:58:22.000 Yeah.

01:58:24.000 Is that what time it is?

01:58:26.000 Four o'clock.

01:58:26.000 Yeah, four o'clock.

01:58:27.000 We started at what, two?

01:58:29.000 That's fucking cool.

01:58:30.000 Shit, this is the co-main event.

01:58:31.000 Yeah, that clock's cool.

01:58:32.000 Very steampunk-ish.

01:58:34.000 Brian, I should explain that Young Thug stuff.

01:58:36.000 Oh, he just took his headphones off.

01:58:37.000 I want one of these.

01:58:37.000 Give us the Young Thug stuff.

01:58:40.000 Oh, man, I'm obsessed.

01:58:43.000 Tell us about that Young Thug stuff.

01:58:45.000 Are you not following this?

01:58:47.000 Yeah.

01:58:48.000 You have a great breakdown on it.

01:58:49.000 It's incredible.

01:58:50.000 Oh, should we wait for Joe to come back and talk Young Thug?

01:58:52.000 Well, maybe after the fight, too.

01:58:52.000 It's interesting because the lawyer fucking the...

01:58:55.000 I think that the trial's going to be over pretty soon because the judges don't get...

01:59:00.000 The Supreme Court of Judges gonna step in.

01:59:01.000 I know nothing about it.

01:59:04.000 Brian's 16 years old.

01:59:05.000 See, the thing is, I don't know shit about the actual Young Thug's case.

01:59:08.000 Oh, okay.

01:59:08.000 The interesting shit is what's going on with the...

01:59:10.000 It's all the drama.

01:59:11.000 Yeah, so that district attorney...

01:59:12.000 With the lawyer, the district attorney...

01:59:13.000 Who's Young Thug?

01:59:14.000 I don't even know that.

01:59:15.000 Oh, wow.

01:59:15.000 Young Thug's a rapper.

01:59:16.000 Okay.

01:59:17.000 Talk that shit, Brian.

01:59:19.000 And he's on trial with a RICO trial.

01:59:23.000 So his whole organization is on trial.

01:59:25.000 For racketeering?

01:59:26.000 For racketeering, yeah.

01:59:28.000 But that district attorney is the same lady that tried to try Trump, but she's like corrupt.

01:59:32.000 Fanny Willis.

01:59:33.000 Fanny Willis.

01:59:33.000 She slept with...

01:59:34.000 She was dating the prosecutor.

01:59:36.000 She gave the dude, she was fucking the no-bid contract.

01:59:39.000 Yep.

01:59:39.000 And the lawyer that was trying to take her down is Brian Steele's lawyer.

01:59:43.000 Brian Steele is Young Thug's lawyer.

01:59:46.000 So they come into court one day, everyone's three hours late except him.

01:59:49.000 He's like, what the fuck is going on?

01:59:51.000 And then he finds out that the judge had a, what they call an ex parte, just means just seek like a meeting without him.

01:59:57.000 Right.

01:59:57.000 Ex parte meeting with the prosecutor, the district attorney, who's the prosecutor, and the star witness.

02:00:05.000 So the star witness, he got immunity to testify, but the key witness to the whole case, he gets on the stand and pleases the fifth.

02:00:12.000 So, they take him in the judge's chambers and him, the sheriff, the prosecutor, and the judge pressure this guy into testifying.

02:00:20.000 Because he basically tells him...

02:00:21.000 Which is illegal.

02:00:21.000 The judge tells him, like, I can hold you, not just until the end of this trial, until all the trials are over.

02:00:29.000 Yeah.

02:00:30.000 So you could be in jail for seven, eight years without being charged with a crime.

02:00:34.000 Damn.

02:00:34.000 And so then the dude was like, okay, I'll testify.

02:00:37.000 Problem is...

02:00:40.000 That dude's lawyer went on vacation.

02:00:42.000 He told them ahead of time he was going on vacation.

02:00:44.000 He couldn't cancel the tickets a year ago.

02:00:46.000 And he leaves this girl behind to take his place.

02:00:51.000 The witness fires that girl before they go into the meeting, but they force her to sit in the meeting so he could say he had representation.

02:00:59.000 Right?

02:01:00.000 So then, boom.

02:01:01.000 So Young Thug's attorney finds out about it.

02:01:02.000 He's like, hey judge, it's highly unusual and illegal for you to have a meeting with a sworn-in witness and the prosecution.

02:01:11.000 And the judge goes, how'd you find out about that?

02:01:15.000 And so it turns into this.

02:01:17.000 It turns into this whole drama of like, he's like, yo, if you don't tell me how you found out, I'm going to hold you in contempt.

02:01:23.000 So he holds him in contempt.

02:01:26.000 And then his attorney shows up and it's the same bitch that was trying to take down the prosecutor from the Trump thing.

02:01:32.000 And she's like, I got 25 other lawyers with me.

02:01:35.000 We filing all these motions for this and motions for that.

02:01:38.000 They get him out of jail the next day.

02:01:41.000 So he's in jail with his client.

02:01:42.000 He's in jail with Young Thug.

02:01:44.000 They get him out of jail the next day.

02:01:45.000 The Supreme Court of Georgia was like, no, he's not in contempt until we have a hearing.

02:01:49.000 And in this hearing, now all this other information is coming out.

02:01:53.000 Because even if, let's just say the meeting was legal, they're supposed to have a transcript.

02:01:57.000 They're supposed to tell them what happened.

02:01:59.000 And so it was shit called Brady Evidence, which means If the prosecutor finds out something that could exonerate your client, they have to tell you.

02:02:09.000 And in that meeting with the judge, the key witness told them, he was like, I killed the guy.

02:02:17.000 And if I go on the stand and say anything other than that, I'm going to be perjuring myself.

02:02:21.000 And the prosecutor was like, well, I'm not going to charge you with perjury if you perjure yourself.

02:02:25.000 So basically, like, go lie.

02:02:27.000 Damn.

02:02:28.000 But now it's illegal because I just found out something that could make Young Thug innocent.

02:02:32.000 I have to share it.

02:02:34.000 So not only did they not tell the lawyer about the meeting, not only did they not...

02:02:37.000 So Young Thug was being originally charged with murder?

02:02:40.000 He's being charged with murder, racketeering, for running a criminal organization.

02:02:45.000 But this murder was the key murder.

02:02:49.000 Yeah.

02:02:49.000 Wow.

02:02:50.000 Damn.

02:02:52.000 It's a great fight.

02:02:54.000 Yeah.

02:02:55.000 I'm sitting there talking through it.

02:02:56.000 No, you're good.

02:02:57.000 Pavlovich's face looks like a tomato.

02:02:58.000 Like a bumpy tomato.

02:02:59.000 But he's coming on strong.

02:03:00.000 Like he's applying the pressure.

02:03:01.000 That's why he's getting lit up.

02:03:02.000 That it is.

02:03:03.000 Uh-oh.

02:03:04.000 Brian was just breaking down the young thug situation.

02:03:08.000 Oh yeah, isn't that crazy?

02:03:10.000 He broke it down the other day in the green room and then I started watching videos.

02:03:14.000 Brian's a lawyer now.

02:03:15.000 It's crazy.

02:03:16.000 Dude, I get obsessed.

02:03:17.000 Law shit's the only thing that gets me through depression.

02:03:20.000 Really?

02:03:20.000 Man, I just lock in.

02:03:21.000 Law and order.

02:03:22.000 You think you could have been a lawyer?

02:03:24.000 Oh yeah.

02:03:25.000 That's what I wanted to be.

02:03:26.000 Really?

02:03:26.000 Yeah, I wanted to be a lawyer.

02:03:27.000 But then I met a few, and I was like, nah.

02:03:30.000 They're not fun.

02:03:31.000 They're just a different ethic.

02:03:33.000 I guess being a trial lawyer would be interesting, right?

02:03:35.000 You gotta get there, though.

02:03:37.000 No, no, no.

02:03:38.000 The truth is, real lawyering isn't that exciting like they make it look on TV. It's details.

02:03:42.000 It's boring.

02:03:45.000 I know a couple trial lawyers.

02:03:46.000 Pretty wild.

02:03:49.000 When you see a dude's head not moving so good, like bobbing around as they throw punches and moving, that's 15. Volkov won that fight.

02:03:57.000 Volkov won.

02:03:58.000 Because you see Pavlov...

02:03:59.000 Pavlov didn't put a hand on him, I don't think.

02:04:01.000 I just sent Jamie the AI Hawk to a song.

02:04:07.000 Oh, this is the Connor one, but yeah, the AI did a song.

02:04:14.000 The stars shining bright This is AI. God.

02:04:43.000 That's wild.

02:04:44.000 Is music so coordinated that the A.I. can make a good song?

02:04:47.000 It's so crazy.

02:04:49.000 Especially country songs.

02:04:50.000 All you need is a river, a pickup truck, you know, some cold beers.

02:04:55.000 This is Connor.

02:04:56.000 I agree with Connor here.

02:04:57.000 Connor's talking about why he pulled out of the fight.

02:04:59.000 He was talking to In a way, you know, I had a little lapse of concentration and, you know, I had to reschedule the bell, so I'm a little upset about that, but, you know, it's keeping me dialed in.

02:05:09.000 It's keeping me focused, you know?

02:05:11.000 I can't rock around like I'm at the showing up, like I'm at the only job.

02:05:15.000 The job is not done.

02:05:16.000 So, you know, that's not bad for me, for someone like me, you know?

02:05:19.000 So, I'm onwards towards the new date.

02:05:22.000 And, you know, take my lessons learned.

02:05:24.000 It was an elapsing concentration.

02:05:26.000 If I was any one of these other little bums that can't move, that have no footwork, that don't rely on their skills, you know, then I would be okay.

02:05:34.000 And I've done it before.

02:05:35.000 I've made the walk a multitude of times under those circumstances and given these bums an advantage over me that they don't even deserve.

02:05:41.000 So now I'm dialing it in.

02:05:43.000 I'm getting this training camps correct.

02:05:45.000 I'm walking in there 100% Conor McGregor.

02:05:48.000 Injury free.

02:05:49.000 Perfection is on the menu with me.

02:05:51.000 And let's see it.

02:05:52.000 I hope you go to it.

02:05:53.000 And that is a dangerous man.

02:05:55.000 Great to see you in there.

02:05:56.000 Dan Hardy.

02:05:57.000 Yeah, Dan Hardy's great.

02:05:59.000 He's the best.

02:05:59.000 I was bummed out when they fired him.

02:06:02.000 So stupid.

02:06:02.000 Why did they fire him?

02:06:03.000 He's great.

02:06:04.000 I don't know, man.

02:06:04.000 He said something to Herb Dean.

02:06:05.000 Yeah, it was a little more than that.

02:06:07.000 And he said something to a worker.

02:06:09.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:06:11.000 I don't know what happened.

02:06:11.000 You know, look, he's a fighter.

02:06:13.000 He felt like the fight was stopped too late and, you know, it's dangerous when that kind of shit happens.

02:06:18.000 For him or for him or like he was winning and they stopped it too late?

02:06:20.000 No, he was a commentator.

02:06:21.000 He was a commentator and he got upset at Herb, who's the best referee alive.

02:06:26.000 Yeah.

02:06:26.000 Or one of them.

02:06:27.000 But there was that that started, and then there was something with someone, the UFC employee, too.

02:06:32.000 Yeah, I don't know what happened.

02:06:33.000 I don't know what's going on there.

02:06:34.000 I don't know what happened, but I miss him.

02:06:36.000 I used to train with him at Tenth Planet.

02:06:38.000 He's the best.

02:06:38.000 He's a good dude.

02:06:39.000 One of the best minds in the game.

02:06:40.000 Great mind.

02:06:41.000 I want Connor to apologize for that shitty movie he made.

02:06:44.000 It was entertaining, dawg.

02:06:47.000 You didn't like it?

02:06:48.000 No.

02:06:48.000 You liked Roadhouse?

02:06:50.000 I like how cliche it was.

02:06:52.000 I didn't expect it to be fucking, you know.

02:06:55.000 But it was kind of like a comedy, right?

02:06:57.000 I mean, that's sort of tongue-in-cheek.

02:06:59.000 It was so ridiculous.

02:07:00.000 I don't know.

02:07:00.000 It's just an action movie.

02:07:02.000 You know what?

02:07:02.000 I didn't see it, but listen.

02:07:04.000 They filmed it at the UFC. Oh, really?

02:07:06.000 Yeah, they filmed scenes at the UFC. Oh, yeah, I saw him walking out.

02:07:09.000 It was so stupid.

02:07:10.000 It was so stupid, but it was good.

02:07:12.000 They wanted me to interview him.

02:07:14.000 I'm not a fan of So Bad It's Good.

02:07:16.000 Yeah.

02:07:17.000 No.

02:07:17.000 I'm a fan of how many people...

02:07:19.000 I think the opening week was like 50 million.

02:07:22.000 I'm a fan of when a fighter ventures out into something, they do well.

02:07:25.000 Yeah, I'm a fan of that.

02:07:26.000 And I don't get why people hate on it.

02:07:28.000 Conor McGregor can do anything.

02:07:29.000 Whenever a fighter does anything, like Dustin Poirier's hot sauce, best hot sauce I've ever had.

02:07:33.000 It's very good.

02:07:34.000 I didn't hate on it when I heard about it.

02:07:36.000 I hate on it after I watched it.

02:07:37.000 That's fair.

02:07:38.000 It wasn't good.

02:07:40.000 Both guys are heavyweights.

02:07:42.000 Look at that.

02:07:42.000 That's a former heavyweight champion.

02:07:44.000 Look at that.

02:07:45.000 Volkov standing next to a former heavyweight champion.

02:07:47.000 So crazy.

02:07:48.000 That's how good DC was.

02:07:49.000 Yeah.

02:07:50.000 That's how good DC was.

02:07:50.000 DC should have been a 185 pounder.

02:07:52.000 Correct.

02:07:53.000 Maybe even one company.

02:07:54.000 No.

02:07:55.000 Just kidding.

02:07:55.000 180 though.

02:07:56.000 185?

02:07:57.000 Oh, I hate it when people do that.

02:07:59.000 What?

02:07:59.000 He shook his hand as he was walking away.

02:08:01.000 Like, he did this.

02:08:03.000 Oh, yeah.

02:08:03.000 Disrespectful.

02:08:04.000 Why do you hate that?

02:08:05.000 I don't know.

02:08:06.000 Pull a little effort into it.

02:08:07.000 It makes me feel in some kind of way.

02:08:08.000 I know they're in a hurry.

02:08:10.000 They're happy.

02:08:11.000 And they got somebody in their ear.

02:08:12.000 Here we go.

02:08:13.000 Robert the Reaper.

02:08:14.000 Bobby Knuckles in the fucking house.

02:08:16.000 Dude, can you imagine if there's Bo Nickel getting ready right now?

02:08:18.000 Oh, man, I would love it.

02:08:20.000 And Hamzat, if it was Hamzat right now.

02:08:22.000 Hey, bro, these new gloves, they ain't no better than the old gloves.

02:08:25.000 No, the only cool thing about them is the colors.

02:08:28.000 So what did they do?

02:08:29.000 What did they change?

02:08:29.000 They made a better glove.

02:08:30.000 It is better, I should say.

02:08:32.000 It's better padding.

02:08:33.000 The best gloves, the best gloves, are clearly not made yet.

02:08:38.000 They need to cover the fingers.

02:08:40.000 You know, they just, they need to cover the fingers.

02:08:42.000 There's no reason for the, you don't ever do this.

02:08:44.000 Ever.

02:08:45.000 The fingers never come into play.

02:08:47.000 There's not a time where your fingers, you always do this or this.

02:08:51.000 Interlock, yeah.

02:08:51.000 Whether it's grappling or striking, all you have to do is have padding on the knuckles and a protective layer, a thin leather layer that covers the hands that the fingers slip into.

02:09:03.000 But what about wrist control?

02:09:04.000 Then you cut out...

02:09:05.000 Like grabbing the hands and stuff.

02:09:06.000 It's the same.

02:09:07.000 It's exactly the same.

02:09:08.000 The only thing different, the only thing different is you now, you can get jabbed with the thumbs.

02:09:14.000 So only thumb pokes will still exist and we'll have less pokes because a lot of our eyes, it eliminates probably 90% of all eye pokes and it doesn't change anything with grappling, anything with striking.

02:09:26.000 You have it like an Everlast bag glove.

02:09:29.000 But no padding.

02:09:30.000 And so with the finger area, completely unpadded, and just a thin leather cover that covers over that and goes to the fingers right here.

02:09:38.000 Can you rod wrists and stuff?

02:09:40.000 Not only that, you'd be able to do it better because leather, especially if it's raw leather, if it's not shiny, if it's raw leather, isn't that dope?

02:09:48.000 That's cool.

02:09:50.000 Shane Against the Machine.

02:09:51.000 He made that with thimbles.

02:09:52.000 Shane Against the Machine?

02:09:53.000 Yeah, he did.

02:09:54.000 We have another one of his pieces.

02:09:56.000 I have one at home, another skull that he made for me.

02:09:59.000 And then another one we have, which is a World War II helmet with a bayonet in it.

02:10:04.000 That's cool.

02:10:05.000 It's a lamp, but it's in our storage.

02:10:07.000 But I love that one.

02:10:09.000 But yeah, man, cover the fucking fingers.

02:10:11.000 There's no reason to have these fingers open like this.

02:10:13.000 This is so unnecessary.

02:10:15.000 If you just had a covering over the fingertips that's a thin piece of leather, you would eliminate all those fingers going in the eyeballs.

02:10:23.000 So your fingers would go into a glove?

02:10:25.000 You'd still get poked a little bit, but it wouldn't be that Yeah, that's not as bad.

02:10:28.000 It's not going to stop a fight.

02:10:29.000 You would have it webbed, like bad gloves, those old black gloves.

02:10:33.000 Exactly, like I said, yeah.

02:10:34.000 Just cover it with one thin piece of layer of leather, and it would make gripping better.

02:10:39.000 What is the argument against?

02:10:41.000 No argument against it.

02:10:42.000 Again, nobody listens to me.

02:10:43.000 There's no argument.

02:10:44.000 Nobody listens to me.

02:10:44.000 That's because you told them to do it on an open field, so they just shut you out.

02:10:47.000 I told them to do a football field.

02:10:48.000 Yeah, which is insane.

02:10:50.000 Have those guys in the middle of the football field.

02:10:52.000 I'm not stupid.

02:10:53.000 I know what I'm doing.

02:10:54.000 I'm right.

02:10:55.000 I'm right.

02:10:55.000 Nobody wants to listen.

02:10:56.000 I have a bunch of rules that I would implement if I was the king.

02:11:01.000 Here's number one.

02:11:02.000 Number one, no stand-ups ever.

02:11:04.000 No stand-ups.

02:11:05.000 I don't give a fuck.

02:11:06.000 Get up.

02:11:06.000 Figure out how to get up.

02:11:07.000 Also, if a guy takes you down at the end of the first round, the second round starts with you in that exact same station.

02:11:13.000 100%.

02:11:14.000 You can never get up unless you get up.

02:11:16.000 Because it's not one...

02:11:17.000 Yep, I hate views.

02:11:19.000 I hate ratings.

02:11:20.000 That sounds so boring.

02:11:21.000 It's not five fights.

02:11:22.000 It's not five five-minute fights.

02:11:25.000 It's one fight.

02:11:26.000 So if a guy takes you down, that's where you are at the beginning of the next round.

02:11:30.000 You get the one minute break though.

02:11:31.000 You just start in that.

02:11:33.000 I also like the idea that the judges only see the last round.

02:11:38.000 I think there should be six judges.

02:11:39.000 Not three.

02:11:40.000 Six judges.

02:11:41.000 And then I also think that you should have, for sure, you have no weight cutting.

02:11:47.000 Weight cutting should be completely eliminated.

02:11:49.000 For sure.

02:11:49.000 That should be the first one.

02:11:51.000 Before they implement any of these rule changes, cut all this legalized cheating shit.

02:11:56.000 Kamaru Usman is not 170 pounds.

02:11:58.000 He's never been 170 pounds for more than...

02:12:00.000 Five minutes.

02:12:01.000 Five seconds, yeah.

02:12:02.000 He loses the weight and then immediately rehydrates.

02:12:04.000 You stand next to him.

02:12:05.000 The guy's massive.

02:12:06.000 Balloons up.

02:12:07.000 He's so big.

02:12:07.000 Why an even number of judges?

02:12:09.000 You need more judges.

02:12:11.000 Three's not enough.

02:12:12.000 And I don't think they should be ringside.

02:12:13.000 I think it should be a remote location where they're not influenced by the crowd.

02:12:17.000 I think they should be able to watch the fight and hear the commentators.

02:12:20.000 Maybe not the commentators.

02:12:21.000 I don't think they should be next to the ring.

02:12:22.000 I think they should have a separate...

02:12:23.000 I don't think next to the ring is bad, because then you get to hear what's going on, like maybe something's happening.

02:12:28.000 Let them listen to the commentators.

02:12:29.000 Maybe have one next to the ring.

02:12:31.000 I don't know.

02:12:32.000 But that's debatable.

02:12:33.000 But more judges.

02:12:35.000 More judges.

02:12:36.000 More judges.

02:12:36.000 So that if you have one cockeyed asshole who fucks everything up...

02:12:40.000 Can't affect it.

02:12:41.000 Because there's so many cockeyed fighter decisions.

02:12:44.000 The way you look at it, you go, how the fuck...

02:12:46.000 You know how many times me and DC have looked at each other and go, what the fuck was that one card?

02:12:50.000 You're like, is Michael Bisping judging?

02:12:52.000 He's got one good eye.

02:12:53.000 He would get it right.

02:12:55.000 It's like you see a guy get...

02:12:57.000 Three, four fights wrong in a night, and you hear his name again.

02:13:00.000 You go, what the fuck, man?

02:13:02.000 Yeah, it's wild.

02:13:02.000 But that guy would, first of all, they should be cut out.

02:13:05.000 As soon as they have one of those, get rid of him.

02:13:07.000 Throw him away.

02:13:08.000 At least suspended.

02:13:09.000 Yeah.

02:13:09.000 Get rid of him.

02:13:10.000 If you ever do that, you don't know what you're doing.

02:13:13.000 You shouldn't be doing it.

02:13:14.000 But back to the eye pokes, I think, sure, change the gloves.

02:13:18.000 Hopefully that happens.

02:13:19.000 But if not, I think an eye poke or a serious groin strike is an automatic point.

02:13:24.000 One point.

02:13:24.000 It would stop it.

02:13:25.000 Because John's going to be like, I can't lose a fucking point.

02:13:28.000 So you're not going to see him be reaching out like this.

02:13:29.000 Exactly.

02:13:30.000 Exactly.

02:13:30.000 Because now it's just a warning.

02:13:31.000 One point nut shot.

02:13:32.000 Sometimes they'll get three warnings.

02:13:33.000 One point eye poke, one point nut shot, automatically.

02:13:36.000 Fence grab.

02:13:37.000 One point.

02:13:38.000 Yes, sir.

02:13:38.000 You grab a fence...

02:13:39.000 Stop a takedown, one point, automatic.

02:13:41.000 That's easy to do.

02:13:41.000 Tomorrow?

02:13:42.000 Tomorrow.

02:13:42.000 I don't get it.

02:13:43.000 So, cut that out.

02:13:44.000 Cut weight cutting out.

02:13:45.000 You fix 90% of the problems of the sport.

02:13:48.000 But doesn't the Nevada Athletic Commission have to agree to the rules?

02:13:50.000 Yeah, everybody has to agree to the rules, but the rules are good.

02:13:52.000 The rules make sense.

02:13:53.000 If I could argue this in front of these people, I really think I could make a good point.

02:13:57.000 But those people, aren't they the same people that like, haven't there been a few fights that should have been overturned and they never did?

02:14:03.000 Yeah, they never overturned fights.

02:14:05.000 I don't think you can convince those people with logic.

02:14:07.000 Well, a lot of them aren't fighters, right?

02:14:08.000 A lot of the people that make those decisions are not actual fighters.

02:14:12.000 None of them, sir.

02:14:14.000 A lot of the judges have not even stepped on the mat.

02:14:17.000 There you go.

02:14:18.000 They've never taken a jiu-jitsu class.

02:14:19.000 They've never even stepped on a treadmill.

02:14:21.000 And if you don't know jiu-jitsu, if you don't know how close something is, you don't know.

02:14:26.000 You really don't know.

02:14:28.000 Sometimes a triangle looks good, but it's bullshit.

02:14:31.000 Sloppy.

02:14:32.000 Yeah, there's no chance.

02:14:33.000 And if someone just sees an instep over an ankle, they go, oh my god, he's got the triangle.

02:14:39.000 He doesn't have a fucking triangle.

02:14:40.000 There's so many times where something looks good, but if you have a skilled eye, you don't know what the fuck is going on.

02:14:46.000 That's so surprising.

02:14:47.000 This guy's a beast, man.

02:14:50.000 You guys have a very difficult journey around there, Brian.

02:14:52.000 You might have to duck.

02:14:54.000 You gotta crawl.

02:14:55.000 This is a motherfucker, man.

02:14:58.000 You're supposed to fight two weeks from now at the Apex.

02:15:01.000 Who was he going to fight?

02:15:01.000 It was a three-round fight.

02:15:03.000 No, no, no.

02:15:04.000 Okay, thanks.

02:15:04.000 It was a three-round fight.

02:15:06.000 So now your main event on a...

02:15:07.000 This is ABC, dawg.

02:15:09.000 And your main event against Robert Whittaker.

02:15:11.000 That's five rounds.

02:15:12.000 And Robert Whittaker is fired up.

02:15:14.000 One thing about Robert, when he loses a fight, he comes back fucking guns blazing every time.

02:15:19.000 Lost the Izzy fight, came back in the rematch, almost won.

02:15:23.000 Very close fight in the second fight.

02:15:25.000 Robert Whittaker's a bad man.

02:15:26.000 And now he's coming off that Polo Costa win.

02:15:28.000 He looked great.

02:15:29.000 God, I want to see him in Hamzat, though.

02:15:31.000 I wanted Hamzat in him so bad.

02:15:33.000 Me too.

02:15:33.000 That is the fight.

02:15:35.000 That is the fight, man.

02:15:36.000 Real test for Hamzat, man.

02:15:37.000 Yes.

02:15:38.000 We know what Whittaker does.

02:15:40.000 Hamzat needs it more than Whittaker.

02:15:41.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:15:42.000 You'd see.

02:15:43.000 If Hamzat beat him that way, he'd be like, okay.

02:15:45.000 But here's what's interesting.

02:15:46.000 If Whitaker wins this fight, you're not going to give him a title shot off this.

02:15:50.000 Yeah, you would.

02:15:50.000 Yeah, I would.

02:15:51.000 For helping him out?

02:15:52.000 Yeah, I would.

02:15:53.000 That.

02:15:53.000 Also, he's so good, man.

02:15:55.000 He's so good.

02:15:56.000 But you got Strickland right there.

02:15:58.000 Yeah.

02:15:58.000 What about him and Strickland?

02:16:00.000 Him and Strickland would be wild.

02:16:01.000 Bro, Strickland shuts down everybody.

02:16:04.000 The way he shut down Paulo Costa, his fucking style is so unique.

02:16:08.000 I don't get the complaint with that.

02:16:09.000 They're like, oh, Strickland's a boring fighter.

02:16:11.000 I'm like, have you never watched him fight?

02:16:12.000 I don't find it boring.

02:16:15.000 He's a tidal wave.

02:16:17.000 His defense is so elite.

02:16:19.000 I don't get it.

02:16:19.000 Constantly moving forward.

02:16:20.000 It's just his casuals.

02:16:21.000 I think Strickland's one of the most exciting fighters in the sport.

02:16:24.000 I love watching him fight.

02:16:25.000 I couldn't believe that at one point Costa didn't at least just...

02:16:29.000 Double leg or just grab him around.

02:16:31.000 He can't take that dude down.

02:16:32.000 He's been getting pieced up for fucking three rounds, man.

02:16:35.000 The problem is Strickland's just different.

02:16:37.000 You don't know anybody like him.

02:16:41.000 We've gone over this.

02:16:42.000 Paulo Costa's number one thing is cardio.

02:16:44.000 There's nothing more exhausting than shooting shots.

02:16:47.000 And you're not going to do it against Strickland at that level.

02:16:50.000 And it's not in his background.

02:16:51.000 It doesn't matter.

02:16:52.000 And Paulo afterwards said, you know what?

02:16:54.000 I gotta stop trying to play the point game.

02:16:56.000 Yes.

02:16:57.000 I just gotta try to take hands off.

02:16:58.000 That's when he's best.

02:16:59.000 Not worry about my card.

02:17:00.000 That's what he did against Joel Romero.

02:17:01.000 He was in his quill.

02:17:02.000 Use your strength.

02:17:03.000 Izzy mindfucked him, man.

02:17:05.000 Especially when he humped him.

02:17:06.000 After he knocked him out and he humped him.

02:17:08.000 So disrespectful.

02:17:09.000 So disrespectful.

02:17:10.000 He's never been the same.

02:17:12.000 Izzy in his prime, man.

02:17:14.000 Oh, bro.

02:17:14.000 And just pieced him up standing up, man.

02:17:16.000 Dude, I think Izzy coming back and everyone's doubting him, all these haters against Drikus, dude, that's a dangerous fucking Izzy, man.

02:17:22.000 It's dangerous, for sure.

02:17:24.000 And Drikus is fucking dangerous, too.

02:17:26.000 Hell yeah.

02:17:27.000 I think he's the biggest guy at 85 other than Pejedo when Pejedo was here.

02:17:30.000 He's so big.

02:17:32.000 When I stand next to him, I'm always like, how?

02:17:35.000 How are you winning?

02:17:35.000 He's a heavyweight.

02:17:36.000 He's so big, man.

02:17:37.000 He's like 6'2".

02:17:38.000 He's wide as a fucking house.

02:17:40.000 How do they do it?

02:17:41.000 I don't know, man.

02:17:42.000 I don't know how Palacosta sucks down to 85. You've got to talk to Dan Garner, some of these guys that have it down to a science.

02:17:46.000 They have a real science to it now.

02:17:48.000 Yeah, I mean, they get it down to your body weight, your calories, how much water you're taking in, how much sodium.

02:17:53.000 I'll tell you what I'd do if I was at the UFC with Hamzat.

02:17:55.000 We're not doing this whole Robert Whittaker and contenders.

02:17:57.000 You haven't beat anybody.

02:17:58.000 I think they give Bo Nickel a pretty good test next, and then it's Hamzat-Bo Nickel.

02:18:03.000 I love it.

02:18:04.000 You guys figure it out.

02:18:04.000 I love it.

02:18:05.000 So who do you give Bo Nichols a test?

02:18:07.000 Like, who's a good test at 85?

02:18:08.000 Bo Nichols would get Hadolfo.

02:18:09.000 Oh, that's right!

02:18:11.000 Is that in Boston Square Garden or is that July?

02:18:14.000 When is that, Jamie?

02:18:15.000 I thought it was later.

02:18:17.000 When is that?

02:18:18.000 But that's a good test for Bo.

02:18:19.000 That's a very good fight.

02:18:21.000 If he fucking mops the floor with him.

02:18:23.000 Alright, Hamzat, are you good?

02:18:24.000 Can we do this?

02:18:25.000 Hadolfo Rivera is fucking dangerous.

02:18:27.000 Super dangerous.

02:18:28.000 Dangerous.

02:18:28.000 He's also enormous for 85. World champion.

02:18:32.000 Oh.

02:18:32.000 Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu world champion.

02:18:33.000 Yeah, but your jiu-jitsu may not be good here with Bo Nick.

02:18:36.000 Oh, but he's been submitting everybody, dude.

02:18:40.000 It's a test.

02:18:41.000 It's a real test.

02:18:42.000 It's the right test.

02:18:43.000 And Hadolfo looks like a fucking superhero.

02:18:45.000 His striking's coming together.

02:18:47.000 He looks like a fucking savage.

02:18:48.000 He's so big, dude.

02:18:49.000 He's so jacked.

02:18:51.000 There it is.

02:18:52.000 November 9th.

02:18:52.000 Oh, it is Madison Square Garden.

02:18:54.000 Sign me up.

02:18:55.000 Let's go.

02:18:56.000 Now, Bo mops the floor with him or off to the races?

02:18:58.000 Yeah, Bo mops the floor with him, then Hamzat.

02:19:02.000 That's the fight next.

02:19:02.000 That's what I would do.

02:19:03.000 If I'm the UFC, I'm like, hey bud, nope, we tried it.

02:19:05.000 Abu Dhabi.

02:19:06.000 Let's fucking go.

02:19:07.000 Or do it in America.

02:19:08.000 No, we can't get him over here.

02:19:09.000 Goddamn, I forgot.

02:19:11.000 Bo's not going out there.

02:19:12.000 He's not?

02:19:13.000 Why?

02:19:13.000 No, they asked Bo to Saudi Arabia.

02:19:15.000 He's like, I'm kind of glad I missed the call.

02:19:16.000 I don't want to go all the way the fuck out there.

02:19:17.000 He would do it, though, if they asked him to do it.

02:19:19.000 I mean, he did the international circuit, so he's not foreign to it.

02:19:23.000 Yeah, he would do it.

02:19:24.000 He would do it.

02:19:25.000 I just think that that's an intriguing fight.

02:19:29.000 The Rodolfo Rivera fight's an intriguing fight, and then the Hamzat fight is a captivating fight.

02:19:34.000 But Hamzat, who knows how much money Hamzat has now, with all the relationships that he has and people throwing money at him.

02:19:42.000 He might be wealthy enough to fucking not do it anymore.

02:19:45.000 Who knows?

02:19:46.000 That'd be such a shame.

02:19:47.000 Would be a shame.

02:19:48.000 But I mean, what kills a fighter more than money?

02:19:51.000 Nothing.

02:19:52.000 Nothing.

02:19:52.000 Comfort.

02:19:52.000 And again, I'll get annihilated for this.

02:19:55.000 What do you got there?

02:19:56.000 What you got?

02:19:57.000 Is that wine?

02:19:58.000 The Stellum bourbon.

02:20:00.000 Oh, look at you switching.

02:20:02.000 Some shit I've never tried.

02:20:03.000 There's a bunch of shit over there.

02:20:04.000 Yeah, we got a lot of shit.

02:20:05.000 If you want to be an alcoholic, this is the place to do it.

02:20:08.000 But isn't that a fine line if you're Dana or if you're the UFC? It's like, yeah, we do got to pay them, but if we pay them too much, then they'd lose their drive.

02:20:18.000 It's a fine line.

02:20:18.000 Yeah, but kind of.

02:20:20.000 Is that real?

02:20:21.000 I mean, I feel like it's an accumulation over time and then fame, and then they have so much money that they...

02:20:27.000 Like with Connors, he's flying around in private jets, got a Lamborghini.

02:20:30.000 He just said he was going to buy a...

02:20:32.000 I'm buying a big Gordy for my fucking birthday.

02:20:34.000 But that's my point, John.

02:20:37.000 He's the richest guy ever.

02:20:39.000 I'll tell you what he can do without changing the pay too much, is make sure they take a piece of each check and set aside for retirement.

02:20:46.000 Nah, fuck all that.

02:20:48.000 Save all that.

02:20:48.000 These guys could die in the ring.

02:20:50.000 What about that Bugatti Tourbillon?

02:20:55.000 Have you seen that Bugatti Tourbillon?

02:20:57.000 Yes!

02:20:57.000 It's insane.

02:20:58.000 Was it a V16? It's insane.

02:20:59.000 It's a V16. It's a hybrid.

02:21:02.000 It has 1,800 horsepower.

02:21:05.000 That's it.

02:21:06.000 1,800 horsepower?

02:21:07.000 The fucking steering wheel has the gauges on it.

02:21:09.000 The gauges are wild.

02:21:10.000 And the steering wheel moves around the gauges.

02:21:12.000 It's the most beautiful interior I've ever seen in a car.

02:21:15.000 It's 4 mil?

02:21:17.000 Yeah, it's four mil.

02:21:18.000 There's 250 of them.

02:21:19.000 They've sold them all.

02:21:20.000 What?

02:21:20.000 You can't buy one.

02:21:21.000 Oh, no.

02:21:21.000 It's impossible.

02:21:22.000 You can't get one.

02:21:23.000 It's like a watch.

02:21:23.000 It's like a Swiss watch.

02:21:24.000 Oh, but here's the bummer about Bugatti.

02:21:26.000 The people that buy them, they don't drive them.

02:21:29.000 Yeah.

02:21:29.000 So they just sit there.

02:21:32.000 So that really gets you going, huh?

02:21:36.000 Well, not really.

02:21:37.000 I wouldn't buy one, honestly.

02:21:38.000 It doesn't get me going.

02:21:39.000 I think it's dope.

02:21:39.000 It doesn't get me going.

02:21:40.000 It's not for me.

02:21:40.000 I like Porsches.

02:21:41.000 I like Mustangs.

02:21:42.000 I would buy a new...

02:21:43.000 Yeah, I'd drive it, but I wouldn't really.

02:21:44.000 Do you know the maintenance on those?

02:21:46.000 Just to change the tires every year is $25,000 a tire.

02:21:49.000 And it's not a place here.

02:21:51.000 You have to ship it back to there.

02:21:53.000 Ridiculous.

02:21:54.000 The maintenance, it's over six figures a year to maintenance it.

02:21:57.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

02:21:57.000 It's like a private check.

02:21:58.000 And it's one of those where you're not allowed to sell it within the first five years or something.

02:22:02.000 You can, but then if you drive it, it loses its value.

02:22:04.000 They're a nightmare.

02:22:05.000 What is it?

02:22:06.000 So tourbillons are a movement in watches that is like the most precise movement in watches.

02:22:11.000 So they have watches that are tourbillon watches that are $400,000, $500,000 for a watch just because of the movement.

02:22:18.000 And you see the tourbillon inside the watch.

02:22:21.000 Like, Jamie, pull up like a Grand Seiko tourbillon watch because Grand Seiko has an insane tourbillon watch that they just released.

02:22:33.000 Yeah, Richard Mille, $2,500,000 for a tourbillon.

02:22:36.000 Richard Mille watches are crazy expensive.

02:22:39.000 What?

02:22:39.000 But this Grand Seiko tourbillon is fucking beautiful, man.

02:22:43.000 Look at the machinery, the gears and stuff going on inside that watch.

02:22:48.000 Handmade, obviously.

02:22:49.000 People like watches, that's a real watch.

02:22:52.000 Yeah.

02:22:52.000 I know it's not a Rolex, but Grand Seiko watches are fucking wild.

02:22:56.000 I think that one is $300,000.

02:22:59.000 Jesus.

02:23:00.000 How much does that bitch cost?

02:23:01.000 What's the Grand Seiko?

02:23:02.000 How much does a Grand Seiko Tourbillon cost?

02:23:05.000 Do you have one, Joe?

02:23:05.000 No.

02:23:06.000 Really?

02:23:06.000 No, I'm not interested in those things.

02:23:08.000 I'm interested in looking at them, but I don't like rich guy fancy things.

02:23:13.000 Right.

02:23:13.000 I like Mustangs and shit.

02:23:16.000 You like things that have utility, right?

02:23:18.000 Yeah, I like things that are fun to use.

02:23:19.000 Oh, bro, you know what you need to do?

02:23:20.000 I'll take the rich guy food, though.

02:23:22.000 Oh yeah, Rich Guy Foods.

02:23:23.000 I'm all over Rich Guy Foods.

02:23:23.000 Joe, you know what you should get?

02:23:25.000 $350,000.

02:23:26.000 $350,000.

02:23:28.000 Constant Forest Tourbillon.

02:23:29.000 Good.

02:23:29.000 Joe, you know what you need to get for us?

02:23:31.000 Buy Forest, you get it and then send me pictures.

02:23:33.000 What?

02:23:34.000 It's the Mustang GTD. Oh, the GTD? I'm down with that.

02:23:37.000 There's only 300 of them.

02:23:38.000 Oh, really?

02:23:39.000 I applied for it.

02:23:40.000 Come on, Ford.

02:23:40.000 Hook me up.

02:23:42.000 They're going to do it.

02:23:42.000 I just got a Hennessey Raptor R. That's wild.

02:23:46.000 Yeah, it's being built right now.

02:23:47.000 Do you still have the...

02:23:49.000 GTD? I'm getting rid of that.

02:23:50.000 I'm getting rid of the TRX. What's the GTD? This is the Mustang's version of a GT3 RS. It's at Nuremberg right now.

02:23:58.000 It's fucking insane.

02:23:59.000 800 horsepower, Fucking preposterously wide.

02:24:04.000 Crazy grip.

02:24:05.000 Street legal, but just barely.

02:24:07.000 Do you see the shocks in the back?

02:24:08.000 Mm-hmm.

02:24:09.000 No back seat.

02:24:10.000 And so there's an open glass thing.

02:24:12.000 We can see the suspension moving.

02:24:14.000 Really?

02:24:14.000 Insane.

02:24:15.000 It might be the greatest American car that's come out in a long fucking time.

02:24:19.000 Near 50-50 weight balance.

02:24:21.000 It's got a rear transaxle.

02:24:22.000 It's fucking insane.

02:24:23.000 And it looks incredible.

02:24:25.000 It's the best Mustang of all time.

02:24:26.000 It's got a dry stock oil system.

02:24:27.000 It looks incredible.

02:24:28.000 And all the carbon fiber?

02:24:29.000 Yeah, because you know Farley, the Hev Mustang, he went in and was like, I don't get it.

02:24:35.000 Oh, guys, the fight is happening.

02:24:35.000 Jesus Christ.

02:24:36.000 Oh, fuck.

02:24:37.000 Oh, man, this is exciting.

02:24:38.000 We haven't even been paying attention.

02:24:39.000 It's 443N. Boy, we're ridiculous.

02:24:41.000 Let's save the car talk for after this.

02:24:42.000 No, no, it just started.

02:24:44.000 Oh.

02:24:48.000 Very interesting fight.

02:24:50.000 Whitaker is so good at blitzing.

02:24:53.000 He's so good.

02:24:54.000 He's so light on his feet.

02:24:55.000 Very interesting style.

02:24:56.000 Different than anybody else.

02:24:57.000 Always on his toes.

02:24:58.000 You know he's supposed to be on the Australian wrestling team too, but the UFC nixed it.

02:25:02.000 Really?

02:25:03.000 Yep.

02:25:03.000 That's how good he was at wrestling.

02:25:05.000 I think he has five kids or six.

02:25:09.000 He has a squad.

02:25:10.000 He has a fucking squad.

02:25:12.000 Good low kick.

02:25:14.000 Yeah, he can...

02:25:15.000 This guy's really good at just...

02:25:17.000 You just miss him, man.

02:25:18.000 Really good head movement.

02:25:20.000 We gotta wonder what kind of condition he has.

02:25:22.000 Two weeks before, he takes it late, like last minute.

02:25:25.000 Like, where is he at in his training?

02:25:26.000 Was he peaking?

02:25:28.000 You know, and he's preparing for three rounds, not preparing for five, and he's facing...

02:25:33.000 Who is he supposed to be facing?

02:25:36.000 You find out, Jamie, who Al Skaroff was supposed to be fighting?

02:25:39.000 I think Whitaker either wins by decision or beats him in the fourth.

02:25:42.000 Whitaker just jabbed him.

02:25:45.000 Very interesting fight.

02:25:47.000 I imagine the wrestling edge goes to Alyssa Croft.

02:25:50.000 MMA wrestling different, though.

02:25:51.000 Yeah.

02:25:52.000 Robert Whitaker's a motherfucker to get down.

02:25:54.000 His hips are wild, dude.

02:25:55.000 And then you gotta get in there.

02:25:56.000 Good luck.

02:25:57.000 Good luck.

02:25:58.000 There's a combat world champion, combat samba.

02:26:00.000 Oh, he heard him.

02:26:02.000 He heard him.

02:26:03.000 He heard him real bad.

02:26:05.000 Oh!

02:26:05.000 I love his kicks.

02:26:06.000 When he knocks out the kicks.

02:26:07.000 Oh, that's it.

02:26:09.000 That's it.

02:26:09.000 It's over.

02:26:10.000 Holy shit.

02:26:11.000 It's over.

02:26:11.000 That's it.

02:26:12.000 Bobby Knuckles.

02:26:13.000 Oh, my God.

02:26:14.000 First round.

02:26:14.000 You give him a title shot, right?

02:26:15.000 Yeah.

02:26:15.000 Oh, my God.

02:26:16.000 That was over with the shimmy.

02:26:17.000 He had him out there like...

02:26:18.000 Oh, no.

02:26:19.000 When you see him follow up with a kick, that bitch is over.

02:26:22.000 Bobby Knuckles.

02:26:23.000 Fuck yeah, Bobby Knuckles.

02:26:25.000 Let's go, Robert Whittaker.

02:26:26.000 That sounded crowd is so sad right now.

02:26:28.000 Fuck yeah.

02:26:29.000 Fuck yeah, Bobby Knuckles.

02:26:31.000 Look at him.

02:26:32.000 Dude, he's a savage.

02:26:33.000 Knock this fucking kid out, who's no punk.

02:26:35.000 And he should beat Paulo Costa.

02:26:36.000 And did it in the first round.

02:26:38.000 Wiped the floor with him.

02:26:39.000 That's the first time that guy's been knocked out like that.

02:26:41.000 First time he's fought a guy like Robert Whittaker.

02:26:45.000 You're ranked what?

02:26:46.000 Oh, I'm not ranked.

02:26:47.000 Cool.

02:26:48.000 Come fight the number three guy.

02:26:49.000 God, that's what you realize.

02:26:51.000 So he was supposed to be fighting Tricoli.

02:26:52.000 Interesting.

02:26:53.000 Interesting.

02:26:54.000 And Tricoli just lost to Shara Bullet.

02:26:58.000 Interesting.

02:26:59.000 Wow.

02:26:59.000 Yeah.

02:27:00.000 Big step up from Tricoli to Robert.

02:27:02.000 Look at that right hand.

02:27:03.000 Look at that shot!

02:27:04.000 It's the blitz.

02:27:06.000 That Bobby Knuckles blitz.

02:27:06.000 So it was Whittaker that came in last minute?

02:27:08.000 No, Whittaker was supposed to be fighting Hamza.

02:27:10.000 Look at that uppercut.

02:27:11.000 Oh my god, that uppercut.

02:27:12.000 My goodness.

02:27:13.000 There's just levels to the game.

02:27:14.000 Yeah, and he's the top of the top.

02:27:17.000 And see, this is why it's tough.

02:27:18.000 If you're that kid's manager and like, hey man, we got a call, you're fighting Bobby Knuckles, you're going, oh my god, what an opportunity.

02:27:25.000 I sprained my ankle.

02:27:26.000 Yeah.

02:27:27.000 I broke my pinky toe.

02:27:28.000 I have food poisoning.

02:27:29.000 Food poisoning.

02:27:30.000 This is where you see how good Whitaker is.

02:27:33.000 Fuck!

02:27:33.000 Or you see how good the UFC is when you're at the higher echelon, because this guy's gone through everybody.

02:27:37.000 Look at the uppercut.

02:27:38.000 Dank.

02:27:40.000 Damn.

02:27:41.000 Well, if you need to see this to see how good Bobby Knuckles is, you're a moron.

02:27:45.000 He's a bad man.

02:27:46.000 He's been doing it for a hot second.

02:27:48.000 Wars, too, with Yoel Romero.

02:27:50.000 Those fights were crazy.

02:27:51.000 I mean, Yoel's gone.

02:27:53.000 Yoel's over in Bellator now.

02:27:55.000 46 years old.

02:27:56.000 Bobby Knuckles still torching people.

02:27:58.000 Oh, my God.

02:27:59.000 There's just levels to it.

02:28:00.000 I say he gets the winner of Izzy.

02:28:05.000 Then what do you do with Strickland?

02:28:06.000 Because he's ranked number one.

02:28:07.000 It's a good question.

02:28:08.000 I want to say the Strickland-Izzy rematch.

02:28:10.000 I wouldn't be upset with Strickland versus him.

02:28:13.000 I wouldn't be upset with that.

02:28:14.000 Strickland-Whitaker main event for pay-per-view?

02:28:16.000 Right, and you can't hit Strickland like that.

02:28:17.000 He's not there.

02:28:19.000 He's standing up like this.

02:28:20.000 He's moving.

02:28:21.000 He gets hit less than anybody.

02:28:23.000 He's so hard to hit.

02:28:24.000 I'm surprised that's not who Izzy wants.

02:28:27.000 Who?

02:28:28.000 Strickland.

02:28:28.000 Because Strickland beat him?

02:28:29.000 Yeah, but him and Drickus do pussy.

02:28:31.000 We're talking about so much shit, and Drickus has the title.

02:28:33.000 So Izzy gets the title, then he calls out Strickland.

02:28:36.000 Strickland and him rematch.

02:28:38.000 You know what the UFC's gonna do?

02:28:39.000 I would be willing to bet they do Whitaker-Strickland, and the winner of that's guaranteed a title shot.

02:28:43.000 That's what they're gonna do.

02:28:45.000 Because think about it.

02:28:46.000 Whitaker's healthy.

02:28:48.000 I don't think he got touched.

02:28:50.000 Strickland's healthy.

02:28:51.000 They're sitting there.

02:28:52.000 And that Izzy fight is winning?

02:28:57.000 See, it's hard to see the difference between how good they are.

02:29:00.000 When you watch that Osmurov, you watch his fights, then you watch...

02:29:03.000 Alaskarov.

02:29:04.000 Alaskarov.

02:29:05.000 It's hard to see the difference sometimes.

02:29:10.000 So August 7th to August?

02:29:12.000 Yeah, that's close.

02:29:13.000 That's real close.

02:29:14.000 That's only a month or so away.

02:29:15.000 Wow.

02:29:16.000 Two months.

02:29:17.000 Yeah, a little bit.

02:29:18.000 Yeah, so two months away, that fight happens.

02:29:20.000 You're getting Strickland Whitaker.

02:29:21.000 I know, but you gotta go to Australia.

02:29:23.000 They're both from there.

02:29:25.000 Well, one's New Zealand, one's South Africa.

02:29:29.000 That's right, neither one's from Australia.

02:29:36.000 Same area.

02:29:38.000 It's not America.

02:29:40.000 It might as well be.

02:29:40.000 Same area.

02:29:41.000 Yeah, whatever.

02:29:42.000 Africa, Australia, New Zealand.

02:29:44.000 Same shit.

02:29:45.000 They're from over there.

02:29:46.000 Same shit.

02:29:46.000 It's all lower.

02:29:47.000 Alex Garof.

02:29:48.000 Dude, that's it.

02:29:49.000 He's got to think about his future now.

02:29:51.000 Sharp just has a globe in his house where it says America and everything else is just not America.

02:29:56.000 Alex Garof fights two elite guys and gets starched by both of them.

02:30:00.000 Just let you know where you're at.

02:30:01.000 Back to the drawing board.

02:30:02.000 Yeah.

02:30:03.000 That's life.

02:30:04.000 In a big way.

02:30:05.000 Yeah.

02:30:05.000 Robert fucking Whittaker.

02:30:07.000 Sometimes you gotta fight those guys to realize where you're at.

02:30:09.000 I guess so.

02:30:10.000 This shows you DC should have been a 185-er.

02:30:12.000 And you gotta remember, Robert Whittaker started his career at 170. 170, yes.

02:30:15.000 Yeah, and was just killing himself.

02:30:17.000 Wonderboy knocked him out.

02:30:18.000 Whittaker's no joke.

02:30:20.000 Man, what a career he's had.

02:30:21.000 Such a good guy, too.

02:30:21.000 Seven first-round finishes?

02:30:23.000 What's the record?

02:30:23.000 Isn't that the record?

02:30:24.000 Not even close.

02:30:25.000 Seven first-round?

02:30:26.000 I don't think so.

02:30:27.000 Oh, you're saying first-round finishes?

02:30:29.000 I don't know what that is.

02:30:30.000 It's probably like 13 or something.

02:30:31.000 That's pretty high, though.

02:30:32.000 Seven is a lot, especially middleweight.

02:30:34.000 Yeah, it's probably up there.

02:30:37.000 Robert's a tough fight for Strickland.

02:30:39.000 He's a tough fight for everybody.

02:30:40.000 That's a great fight.

02:30:41.000 But Strickland's a tough fight for everybody.

02:30:44.000 Everybody.

02:30:45.000 At that level, where those boys are at those top four, good fucking luck.

02:30:49.000 Yeah, it's a deep, deep division right now at the very top.

02:30:51.000 It's great.

02:30:52.000 It's great.

02:30:52.000 Nothing's better.

02:30:53.000 It's ten.

02:30:54.000 Who has 10?

02:30:55.000 Jim Fisher.

02:30:56.000 Jim Miller.

02:30:56.000 Oh, Jim Miller, yeah.

02:30:58.000 Fuck it.

02:30:58.000 Dude, look at that shot.

02:30:59.000 What's that?

02:31:00.000 Frank Muir's got 11. Frank Muir's got 11 first-round finishes?

02:31:03.000 Wow.

02:31:03.000 That makes sense.

02:31:03.000 Heavyweight.

02:31:04.000 Yeah, amazing.

02:31:06.000 This doesn't make any sense.

02:31:06.000 Oh, look at that.

02:31:07.000 Dude.

02:31:08.000 Dude.

02:31:09.000 Damn.

02:31:11.000 Totally unique style.

02:31:12.000 Look at that fucking uppercut.

02:31:13.000 Is it just his ability to see openings just faster?

02:31:15.000 What is it?

02:31:16.000 He's elite, man.

02:31:17.000 He's a world champion.

02:31:19.000 He's a legit world champion.

02:31:20.000 This doesn't make sense.

02:31:21.000 It says the record is 10 for Jim Miller, but then it says the second most is 23. Damn.

02:31:26.000 What?

02:31:26.000 It doesn't make any sense.

02:31:28.000 What are you looking at?

02:31:29.000 23 first round stoppages?

02:31:30.000 The record for first round finishes in the UFC is held by Jim Miller with 10 first round finishes.

02:31:34.000 Here are some other interesting facts about first round finishes.

02:31:39.000 What a great feeling.

02:31:40.000 Who has 23?

02:31:41.000 Andre Arlovski has the second most first round finishes with 23. Arlovski?

02:31:46.000 I never would have called that.

02:31:46.000 And Donald Cerrone has the third most first round finishes with 23. I think it's your Android.

02:31:51.000 This is just AI. This is the AI shit.

02:31:54.000 That doesn't make any sense.

02:31:56.000 Let's chat GPT. Yeah, let me ask.

02:31:59.000 Who has the first round finish record for the UFC? Five UFC fighters, first round finishes.

02:32:08.000 Oh, Charles Oliveira?

02:32:09.000 Oh, yeah, that would be there.

02:32:11.000 No, no, that's the record for finishes.

02:32:13.000 Five fighters with the most first round finishes.

02:32:15.000 That's the article I clicked on, and it says Frank Mir's got 11. But I don't mean...

02:32:18.000 11 would be the record.

02:32:20.000 Frank Miller?

02:32:21.000 Frank Mir.

02:32:22.000 Right here, it says UFC Fight Night 71. Frank Mir sets the record for first round finishes.

02:32:27.000 So, Donald Cerrone is number five with eight.

02:32:33.000 What else we got?

02:32:34.000 Um...

02:32:37.000 Amanda Nunez.

02:32:38.000 She's got nine.

02:32:39.000 Damn.

02:32:40.000 That makes sense.

02:32:42.000 They're talking about her and her coming back.

02:32:44.000 To fight Kayla.

02:32:45.000 Kayla.

02:32:46.000 That's a fucking fight.

02:32:47.000 Ooh, I like that.

02:32:48.000 Yeah, I like that.

02:32:48.000 Kayla looked great.

02:32:49.000 She looked real good.

02:32:50.000 She's big.

02:32:51.000 Getting down to that 135. Arlovsky has nine first-round finishes.

02:32:56.000 So he's number three.

02:32:57.000 And one terrible split decision.

02:32:59.000 Number two, Jim Miller.

02:33:00.000 Ten.

02:33:01.000 And number one...

02:33:04.000 Frank Mir.

02:33:05.000 Eleven.

02:33:06.000 All time.

02:33:07.000 Makes sense.

02:33:07.000 Heavyweight.

02:33:08.000 Yeah.

02:33:08.000 Also, Frank Muir in his day was a fucking murderer.

02:33:11.000 Savage.

02:33:11.000 Oh my god.

02:33:12.000 He broke two different world champions' arms.

02:33:15.000 Yeah.

02:33:16.000 Snapped.

02:33:16.000 Noguera?

02:33:17.000 Yeah.

02:33:18.000 Tim Sylvia and Noguera.

02:33:19.000 Horrible.

02:33:20.000 Snapping bones.

02:33:21.000 Ugh.

02:33:23.000 Both of them, when I called it, I went like...

02:33:25.000 He's always got seven weapons on him at all times.

02:33:27.000 And Noguera was like fucking...

02:33:28.000 It was like Talladega Nights.

02:33:31.000 He was like, go ahead and break it.

02:33:32.000 Why does he only have seven?

02:33:35.000 Wait, what did he say?

02:33:35.000 He says he always has seven weapons on them at all times.

02:33:38.000 For real, though.

02:33:39.000 Oh, oh.

02:33:39.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:33:40.000 No, I mean, for real, like, two guns.

02:33:42.000 Guns, knives.

02:33:43.000 Gun holster, knives.

02:33:44.000 I mean, unbelievable.

02:33:45.000 You want to talk about the wrong guy to fuck with.

02:33:46.000 Oh, my God.

02:33:47.000 Oh, my God.

02:33:48.000 Yeah.

02:33:48.000 And if it's not a knife, you prefer the knife.

02:33:51.000 Correct.

02:33:51.000 With him, it's a nightmare.

02:33:52.000 Yeah.

02:33:53.000 Correct.

02:33:54.000 You know what's always interesting to me is when guys are, you know, when talking about, you know, Armageddon, like, you know, the day's coming, but they don't run.

02:34:01.000 Their cardio's not very good.

02:34:02.000 Yeah.

02:34:04.000 He's got bad knees, actually.

02:34:05.000 That's why I run.

02:34:06.000 I run all the time now.

02:34:07.000 If shit pops off, you'll be able to run.

02:34:09.000 Well, somebody said that.

02:34:11.000 No one thinks about that.

02:34:13.000 I was hanging out with this truck guy, and he has a whole bunker for the Armageddon doomsday, and he's this big guy.

02:34:23.000 How are you going to get away?

02:34:24.000 What are you going to do, bro?

02:34:25.000 He's like, and then we get in the mountains.

02:34:27.000 I'm like, how?

02:34:28.000 Have you ever jogged up there, pal?

02:34:29.000 Can you even walk through the mountains?

02:34:31.000 You ever tried carrying 80 pounds up the mountains?

02:34:33.000 You're not going to get into those mountains.

02:34:35.000 No, but I'm going to get to the mountains.

02:34:37.000 I'm going to take your gear and run up.

02:34:38.000 I'll meet you up there.

02:34:39.000 How much are you running?

02:34:40.000 Three miles a day, usually.

02:34:41.000 When did you start doing this?

02:34:43.000 About four months ago.

02:34:44.000 I started with three miles, then I went to two, then I did a mile as fast as I can.

02:34:47.000 What made you want to start running?

02:34:49.000 He's always running.

02:34:49.000 Just get in shape.

02:34:50.000 Your knees aren't fucked up from all those years of fighting?

02:34:53.000 No, not at all.

02:34:53.000 That's crazy.

02:34:54.000 Why didn't you do the 5K, the two bears 5K? I don't know.

02:34:57.000 They invited me to.

02:34:58.000 I forgot.

02:35:00.000 You straight up forgot.

02:35:02.000 I didn't know until I saw a picture of Jelly Roll doing it.

02:35:05.000 I used to run three miles for breakfast.

02:35:06.000 I was struggling so hard.

02:35:09.000 No training.

02:35:10.000 Why didn't you train a little bit?

02:35:12.000 I don't know.

02:35:14.000 I don't know.

02:35:16.000 I just don't know.

02:35:17.000 If you want to get mentally tough, run in and do it.

02:35:21.000 People do all this shit, just go outside and run, man.

02:35:23.000 It's fucking tough, dude.

02:35:24.000 Like that second mile, the third, you're like, fuck.

02:35:27.000 Running is hard.

02:35:28.000 Runs tough, man.

02:35:28.000 It's the easiest.

02:35:29.000 It's cheap.

02:35:30.000 It does get you in shape.

02:35:33.000 But there's a minimum shape you got to be in for that to be the thing you're doing to stay in shape.

02:35:38.000 No, you just do a little bit of running.

02:35:40.000 But if you're morbidly obese and shit, you're going to fuck your hips up.

02:35:44.000 You just kind of shuffle.

02:35:45.000 You just shuffle a little bit.

02:35:46.000 You know what the worst thing?

02:35:48.000 Swimming.

02:35:49.000 Start walking and then turn that into a jog and then turn it into a sprint.

02:35:52.000 The most painful thing is that aerodyne bike.

02:35:54.000 That to me is like, it puts me, I hate it so much.

02:35:57.000 It's hell.

02:35:58.000 I hate it.

02:35:59.000 Nah, do Jacob's Ladder.

02:36:00.000 I'll do a minute.

02:36:00.000 That's awful, too.

02:36:01.000 That's awful, too.

02:36:02.000 Versiclimer.

02:36:03.000 Versiclimer.

02:36:04.000 Fuck you.

02:36:05.000 Versiclimer.

02:36:05.000 Fuck you, dude.

02:36:06.000 All those things are hell.

02:36:07.000 Both of those things are horrible.

02:36:09.000 But even if you don't have access, go sprint, dog.

02:36:12.000 It will fuck you up, man.

02:36:14.000 You do sprints with 10-second rest, dude, it will get you in shape fast.

02:36:18.000 It's so hard to do.

02:36:19.000 You better be careful, though.

02:36:20.000 You can pop shit if you're not reading it.

02:36:21.000 That's what's really crazy.

02:36:22.000 Chael Sonnen said it best about fighting.

02:36:24.000 It is impossible to fight at full pace for five rounds.

02:36:27.000 You can't do it.

02:36:28.000 No one can do it.

02:36:28.000 You can't fight at full pace.

02:36:30.000 Chael goes, I don't want to do anything for 25 minutes.

02:36:32.000 It's true.

02:36:33.000 If you're going to go at a fight like this against elite fighters, you've got to pick your times.

02:36:40.000 You've got to know when.

02:36:42.000 Yuri and...

02:36:44.000 Alex Pajeda, too.

02:36:46.000 You know, he's a different dude, man.

02:36:49.000 He's a different dude.

02:36:50.000 You hear he?

02:36:50.000 Yeah.

02:36:51.000 He's a different dude.

02:36:52.000 This is why I have Alex high up on my pound-for-pound list, because part of the pound-for-pound is you've got to fight anyone, anywhere.

02:36:58.000 You're that bad motherfucker, and Alex is that dude.

02:37:00.000 How many times is he going to do it?

02:37:02.000 Well, he was trying to get a shot at Aspinall.

02:37:03.000 I know.

02:37:04.000 He was trying to fight Aspinall.

02:37:05.000 Did you see Aspinall talked about it?

02:37:06.000 He said he sat next to him at a press conference and he could tell he looked at me like he knew he could beat me.

02:37:13.000 Alex is a different dude.

02:37:15.000 He's a different dude.

02:37:16.000 Like my pound for pound, you gotta be that dude where the UFC calls your name, you do it.

02:37:20.000 And now Cowboy is that guy, they call you and you do it, but he wasn't doing it for titles.

02:37:25.000 Not like Alex is a fucking world champion.

02:37:27.000 He's like, yeah, whatever.

02:37:28.000 Yeah.

02:37:29.000 What?

02:37:29.000 You could call him tomorrow and ask him to fight for the heavyweight title.

02:37:32.000 That's why I have him so high on my pound for pound.

02:37:34.000 Everyone's like, that's ridiculous.

02:37:35.000 Look at his level, strength of fucking schedule.

02:37:38.000 Look at who he's fought.

02:37:39.000 Gary and Michael Page.

02:37:41.000 That to me, that to me is the one that I look at and I go, whoa.

02:37:44.000 That should be co-main event.

02:37:45.000 Joe Pfeiffer is going to come out guns blazing.

02:37:48.000 Because he burned himself out in that last fight.

02:37:50.000 He's going to come out against Marc Andre Barrio with just a little bit more understanding of pacing.

02:37:55.000 He got through that fight where Joe Pfeiffer is one of the most fucking terrifying guys on the feet.

02:38:00.000 He's so scary.

02:38:01.000 He's so fast.

02:38:02.000 He hits so fucking hard.

02:38:04.000 He beat Francis Ngannou's punch count.

02:38:06.000 He's a fucking 185 guy.

02:38:08.000 So powerful.

02:38:09.000 Crazy power.

02:38:10.000 Just preposterous power on the feet.

02:38:13.000 He burnt himself out.

02:38:14.000 Well, you know, Jack Hermanson is seasoned.

02:38:16.000 He's a real veteran.

02:38:18.000 He knew what to do, good enough on the feet to kind of drag him into the third, fourth, and fifth rounds, wear him out, and then at the end of the fight, he was just the fresher fighter.

02:38:28.000 But a fight like that, where he's at in his career, perfect.

02:38:31.000 Yeah.

02:38:31.000 He learned.

02:38:32.000 Because you don't want to learn that when you're fighting the top five cats.

02:38:35.000 Learn it now.

02:38:35.000 We'll forget about it.

02:38:36.000 Who gives a fuck?

02:38:37.000 But Joe Pfeiffer has everything to be a world champion.

02:38:40.000 Everything.

02:38:40.000 I agree 100%.

02:38:41.000 Everything.

02:38:41.000 He's that motherfucker.

02:38:42.000 He is.

02:38:43.000 He is.

02:38:43.000 And you know, those fights like that where you get kind of humbled, those are good for a guy like him.

02:38:47.000 Best thing for your career.

02:38:48.000 Didn't get KO'd.

02:38:49.000 Nope.

02:38:49.000 Didn't get beat up.

02:38:50.000 Just lost the fight.

02:38:51.000 He learned a lesson.

02:38:52.000 And lost the fight at a fight where he was dominating in the beginning with terrifying shots.

02:38:56.000 But you can't take everybody out with big power.

02:38:58.000 Sometimes you've got to set things up.

02:39:00.000 You've got to pick your shots.

02:39:01.000 Especially veterans.

02:39:02.000 They've been there before.

02:39:03.000 They don't panic.

02:39:04.000 Exactly.

02:39:04.000 And you've got to keep that power into the third, fourth, and fifth round.

02:39:07.000 So if you've emptied the gas tank in the first two rounds, trying to take a guy out, and he's still there, fuck.

02:39:12.000 That was the best thing to happen to him.

02:39:14.000 Yeah, very good thing to happen to him.

02:39:15.000 He probably didn't think that at the time, but he will.

02:39:17.000 Yeah.

02:39:17.000 When he's champion, he'll be like, oh my god, thank god that happened.

02:39:20.000 I agree.

02:39:20.000 I'm pumped for that.

02:39:21.000 Me too.

02:39:22.000 I'm pumped to see where he goes.

02:39:23.000 I mean, that division is fucking deep, man.

02:39:26.000 How about Pfeiffer versus fucking...

02:39:28.000 I mean, that would be a crazy fight.

02:39:30.000 Bo Nickel versus Pfeiffer?

02:39:31.000 Take my fucking money.

02:39:32.000 Oh my goodness.

02:39:33.000 Take my money.

02:39:34.000 To me, the best thing in the UFC is not when the guy gets there and he made the money and the fame.

02:39:39.000 The best is the come up.

02:39:41.000 If you watch Joe Pfeiffer coming up, watch Bo, you watch him go through it and you see him evolve.

02:39:48.000 It's the best thing in sports.

02:39:50.000 How many guys have we seen that are so elite?

02:39:52.000 We're like, I don't know, he might not make it.

02:39:54.000 Because it's so hard to do.

02:39:56.000 When Conor's come up, it was such a special time.

02:39:59.000 And the hype was there.

02:40:01.000 He's calling it.

02:40:01.000 You're like, what the fuck?

02:40:02.000 I know.

02:40:04.000 I get goosebumps.

02:40:05.000 It was the best fucking time in sports.

02:40:07.000 There's nothing like it.

02:40:08.000 I think right now is the best time.

02:40:09.000 I really do.

02:40:10.000 I don't think there's ever been better fighters.

02:40:12.000 I think I've never been more excited about weight classes and never been more excited about matchups.

02:40:17.000 You know, there's so many good fights.

02:40:19.000 You know, Leon Edwards versus Bilal Muhammad is not getting the respect that it deserves for whatever fucking stupid reason.

02:40:25.000 People don't like Bilal Muhammad.

02:40:27.000 I don't get it at all.

02:40:28.000 I think he's awesome.

02:40:29.000 He's a great guy.

02:40:31.000 He's a really great guy.

02:40:32.000 And people don't want to see him fight.

02:40:34.000 It's just weird.

02:40:36.000 Thank God the UFC didn't bend the knee to the fans complaining.

02:40:39.000 Those fans are ridiculous.

02:40:40.000 I got a prediction on this, and he disagrees with me.

02:40:43.000 I think because he's Palestinian, you're going to see the entire Arab world come out for this fight.

02:40:47.000 Oh, they definitely will.

02:40:48.000 I don't think that's controversial at all.

02:40:50.000 No, no, hold on, hold on.

02:40:52.000 He said it's going to be the most watched fight ever, most downloaded pay-per-view bot ever because of the Palestinians.

02:40:58.000 That's what you first said.

02:40:59.000 Definitely most stolen.

02:41:01.000 Most stolen for sure with young kid Palestinians.

02:41:02.000 Most pirated.

02:41:04.000 But as far as that being, and you and I have a good amount of money on this, you said it was going to be the most watched pay-per-view.

02:41:09.000 Yo, you know another fight?

02:41:10.000 I think it'll be big.

02:41:10.000 It'll be big.

02:41:11.000 It won't be the most watched.

02:41:12.000 It won't be as big as Conor.

02:41:14.000 But look at this, Bobby Green and Patty Pimble, it's going to be crazy.

02:41:17.000 That's a real test for Patty.

02:41:19.000 Yeah, it is.

02:41:19.000 Bobby Green is a bad motherfucker, dude.

02:41:22.000 I think he's going to mop the flow of Patty Pimble.

02:41:25.000 He might fuck him up.

02:41:26.000 I mean, his stand-up is elite, and he's weird.

02:41:28.000 Like, hands down.

02:41:30.000 He's awkward.

02:41:30.000 Real awkward.

02:41:31.000 Jabs come at you from nowhere.

02:41:33.000 He does this stuff.

02:41:33.000 He goes, nah, he didn't hit me there.

02:41:35.000 Yeah, he talks shit to you.

02:41:36.000 Paddy's a bad motherfucker, though, man.

02:41:38.000 Paddy's a bad motherfucker.

02:41:39.000 Special kid, too.

02:41:40.000 Have you had him in here?

02:41:41.000 Good grappling.

02:41:41.000 No, no.

02:41:42.000 He's one of those guys, when you get around him, you go, oh, I get it.

02:41:44.000 He just has that it factor.

02:41:46.000 Charisma.

02:41:46.000 Bro, he just has the it.

02:41:48.000 And that's why he gets all the sponsors.

02:41:51.000 He's probably more famous than he is skill level right now, but he'll get there.

02:41:55.000 But when you're around him, you're like, oh, yeah.

02:41:56.000 Scroll backwards again.

02:41:57.000 Back where you were.

02:41:58.000 This is another one.

02:41:59.000 Arnold Allen and Higa Chikadze.

02:42:01.000 That's a fight.

02:42:01.000 That's a fucking great fight.

02:42:02.000 I'm a scouser.

02:42:03.000 We don't get knocked out.

02:42:06.000 Bobby Green's a bad man.

02:42:09.000 That's a real test for Paddy.

02:42:10.000 Especially looking at the Jared Gordon fight.

02:42:12.000 But that was a good fight for him to get through.

02:42:14.000 Like, realize, okay, I gotta tighten things up.

02:42:16.000 He tightened things up in his last fight, and now he's got Bobby Green.

02:42:20.000 See, I like the bow nickel.

02:42:22.000 I'm so glad that happened.

02:42:23.000 I like that.

02:42:25.000 Especially if I'm investing in a guy, I'm like, thank God that happened.

02:42:28.000 Right.

02:42:28.000 Cody Brundage, get a little difficulty in there.

02:42:30.000 Has it been a Japanese UFC champ?

02:42:33.000 Or even ranked?

02:42:34.000 Champ?

02:42:34.000 No.

02:42:35.000 Ranked, yes.

02:42:36.000 Tetsuro Taira is elite.

02:42:38.000 There's a few guys that are coming up that are really good.

02:42:41.000 I'm shocked that, because, you know, Prague came from over there.

02:42:43.000 I'm shocked that.

02:42:45.000 They have some guys in Ryze in one championship.

02:42:47.000 They have some studs.

02:42:47.000 Bro, China's got some fucking killers coming up.

02:42:51.000 Yan Xiaonan versus fucking...

02:42:53.000 Zhang Weili was one of the best fights, but everybody forgot about it.

02:42:57.000 Yeah, I hated it.

02:42:58.000 Because Yuri Prochaska and Alex Pajada fought, and everybody forgot about it.

02:43:03.000 Was it Yuri and Alex on that card, or was it Jamal?

02:43:07.000 It was...

02:43:08.000 300. It was Jamal.

02:43:10.000 Jamal, that's right.

02:43:11.000 And then remember...

02:43:13.000 But prior to that was Max and Justin Gaethje and then the girl fight.

02:43:17.000 So you just were like, what?

02:43:19.000 So Max does that.

02:43:20.000 We were doing a fight companion in Calabasas.

02:43:23.000 I didn't see the fight.

02:43:25.000 I don't know what happened.

02:43:26.000 Because Max's fight was so crazy.

02:43:27.000 I didn't give a fuck.

02:43:28.000 No, I was running around and all crazy.

02:43:30.000 And I was like, oh, main event!

02:43:31.000 You know?

02:43:32.000 Yeah, I know, right?

02:43:33.000 But meanwhile, it was an insane fight.

02:43:36.000 Yan Shanan got choked to sleep at the end of the second round.

02:43:39.000 That's right!

02:43:39.000 She was out!

02:43:41.000 Yeah, I think it was the first.

02:43:42.000 She got choked unconscious, and then the bell rang, and she's like, out cold, and it's like, where do I go?

02:43:49.000 Go to my corner?

02:43:49.000 That should be a win.

02:43:50.000 But for the males right now, I agree with you, it's the best time ever.

02:43:54.000 For the females, it's not.

02:43:55.000 That's true.

02:43:56.000 Female fighting is suffering right now.

02:43:57.000 They need that star.

02:43:58.000 Yeah, they need that big star.

02:44:00.000 Because Amanda left at the top of the Mm-hmm.

02:44:01.000 Food chain.

02:44:02.000 Yep.

02:44:03.000 Joe, who is this guy, Turkey El Sheikh?

02:44:05.000 He is who?

02:44:06.000 He's financing the whole thing?

02:44:08.000 That's a good question.

02:44:08.000 I mean, we'd turn up the volume so we could hear it.

02:44:10.000 You always see him all the time.

02:44:11.000 He's got that cheddar.

02:44:13.000 He looks like he's in disguise.

02:44:15.000 Like, that's not how he really drips.

02:44:16.000 That dude is putting together some wild ass fights, I'll tell you that.

02:44:20.000 I'll take it.

02:44:21.000 I'm so glad those guys are doing that, that they have the kind of money to throw wild fights around.

02:44:24.000 They're wild boys.

02:44:25.000 They're going to have some wild cars over there.

02:44:27.000 That's who drives Bugattis.

02:44:28.000 You know, like Americans get them out there.

02:44:30.000 They don't give a fuck.

02:44:32.000 Everyone that's ever been built is probably over there.

02:44:35.000 I wish it was acceptable for me to dress like that.

02:44:37.000 It looks so comfortable.

02:44:38.000 You can do it when you go over there.

02:44:39.000 You should come over there with me for a fight.

02:44:42.000 I will.

02:44:42.000 And we'll all dress like that.

02:44:44.000 That's how you deal with that 125 degree heat.

02:44:47.000 Are you naked under there?

02:44:48.000 Did you see in Mecca, the Hajj, where they're all in Mecca?

02:44:51.000 A bunch of people died.

02:44:52.000 1,700 people died of heat exhaustion.

02:44:55.000 Yeah.

02:44:55.000 Because it's 125 degrees.

02:44:57.000 I know.

02:44:58.000 But in the middle of praying, that's wild.

02:44:59.000 That would make you not believe.

02:45:01.000 Yep.

02:45:01.000 Dude, I lived there.

02:45:02.000 We all showed up to pray in 1700. Or make you believe, because God's like, I'm taking you.

02:45:06.000 Yep.

02:45:06.000 I lived there for three years.

02:45:08.000 You could fry an egg.

02:45:09.000 You dressed like that, Brian?

02:45:10.000 No, but my father used to always wear a thobe like that.

02:45:13.000 Well, that's why they come to LA in the summer, because it's cool.

02:45:17.000 Correct.

02:45:18.000 You call it a thobe?

02:45:19.000 Yeah, a thobe.

02:45:20.000 The Saudi clears out for the wealthy, they leave in Yeah, they call it Saudi summers, and they come to Los Angeles.

02:45:27.000 They drive around with diplomatic plates.

02:45:29.000 They drive around like Ferraris and Lamborghinis with diplomatic plates.

02:45:32.000 Oh, you gotta get out of the way, right?

02:45:33.000 Because they don't get charged.

02:45:34.000 They don't get charged for shit.

02:45:35.000 Yeah, they were driving in Beverly Hills and fucking getting wrecks.

02:45:38.000 Hey, how hot is Saudi Arabia in the summer?

02:45:40.000 What are we talking about?

02:45:41.000 125 degrees?

02:45:42.000 Yeah.

02:45:42.000 It's harder to know.

02:45:43.000 No, it's like 100. The record's one...

02:45:45.000 Man, I live in Woodland Hills.

02:45:46.000 It gets 110. Cry me a river.

02:45:49.000 The record's 125. In Mecca, this past week, 1,700 people died because the temperature climbed to 125. Tuesday, it said it reached 117. But either way, 117, 125, it's the same fucking thing.

02:46:01.000 That's valid, dude.

02:46:02.000 It sucks.

02:46:03.000 And there are older people, by the way.

02:46:05.000 Once you get past 100 degrees, it don't matter.

02:46:07.000 Yeah, that's true.

02:46:08.000 If it's humid or hot...

02:46:10.000 100 to 110 is the difference.

02:46:11.000 Austin had, last summer, they had a record like...

02:46:15.000 40 straight days.

02:46:16.000 You know what?

02:46:17.000 I shot archery outside every day for two hours in that heat.

02:46:20.000 I'd bring a 64-ounce hydro flask filled with electrolytes and water, and I just shot outside.

02:46:25.000 I was in the house with the AC pumping with my face in the refrigerator.

02:46:28.000 I came inside, and it was like I jumped in the pool.

02:46:31.000 My jeans were completely wet.

02:46:33.000 My t-shirt was completely wet.

02:46:34.000 I like it when it's hot.

02:46:35.000 I like to work out when it's hot.

02:46:36.000 I go in the sauna every fucking day.

02:46:38.000 No, I've been to Abu Dhabi, though.

02:46:40.000 I've been to Dubai.

02:46:42.000 Okay.

02:46:43.000 Texas experiences hottest summer record in 2023. 80 days with 100-degree heat, 40 days with a temperature of 105 or higher, and received less than 1.5 inches of rain.

02:46:53.000 So it's humid here, though, and Saudi's really dry.

02:46:56.000 Right, it's humid here.

02:46:57.000 So you can deal with the dry heat way better than the heat.

02:46:59.000 The humid's tough.

02:47:00.000 Because you lose water in that.

02:47:02.000 Yeah, because I went to Arizona recently.

02:47:04.000 In the middle of that summer, I went to Arizona, and it was like 103 degrees, and I was like, this doesn't feel hot at all.

02:47:11.000 Like Houston 100?

02:47:12.000 Yeah.

02:47:13.000 It's right by the ocean?

02:47:14.000 Houston's rough.

02:47:16.000 Houston gets muggy.

02:47:17.000 Houston's rough.

02:47:18.000 If you go to Saudi, by the way, and you just are respectful and say hi to people, they will treat you.

02:47:25.000 If you go there with the Arabs and you show that you like being there or you're just respectful of the culture, they'll take care of you beyond what you can imagine.

02:47:34.000 It'll be over the top.

02:47:36.000 Really?

02:47:36.000 Yeah.

02:47:36.000 It's part of their culture.

02:47:38.000 If you're their guest, You're protected.

02:47:41.000 Tell you what, Dana White loves it over there.

02:47:42.000 Oh yeah.

02:47:42.000 He loves Abu Dhabi.

02:47:43.000 They're the best.

02:47:44.000 He says the royal family are the nicest fucking people.

02:47:46.000 He says they're like super cool.

02:47:48.000 They're actually very progressive, he said.

02:47:49.000 Really?

02:47:50.000 Yeah.

02:47:50.000 They're also a blast because they don't drink really.

02:47:53.000 By the way, listen to the podcast.

02:47:55.000 What's that?

02:47:55.000 Royal Family listens to the podcast.

02:47:57.000 Shout out to the Royal Family.

02:47:58.000 Shout out to them.

02:47:59.000 They're awesome.

02:48:00.000 Which is wild.

02:48:00.000 You'd be amazed.

02:48:01.000 On the treadmill, listen to Joey Diaz.

02:48:04.000 I'm going to get me one of those.

02:48:05.000 What'd you call it again?

02:48:06.000 A throbe?

02:48:06.000 A throbe.

02:48:07.000 I'm going to get me a throbe.

02:48:08.000 I'm going to wear it on stage.

02:48:10.000 But you have to go there.

02:48:11.000 You have to go there.

02:48:12.000 And if you show interest in the culture and the history, I'm telling you, man, you'll have the best time of your life.

02:48:16.000 They'll treat you like gold.

02:48:17.000 What if you have a yarmulke on?

02:48:19.000 Not good, right?

02:48:19.000 Well, having said that, people always forget that in the Muslim world, the place that the Jews found refuge was in the Muslim world.

02:48:33.000 The Christians killed the Jews, typically.

02:48:35.000 Traditionally.

02:48:36.000 What about Lebanon?

02:48:37.000 Well, Lebanon was a Phoenician port, so Lebanon was Christian and Muslim, and the Civil War broke out because they were that way.

02:48:42.000 But it was, Lebanon was always like, they were Phoenicians.

02:48:45.000 They were like, they were the port where everybody came.

02:48:48.000 It used to be the Paris of the Middle East.

02:48:49.000 You would ski, you could go to Faria and ski, then go down to Coral Beach in the same day, because the weather was unbelievable that way.

02:48:57.000 So, Lebanon was the Paris of the Middle East.

02:49:00.000 Still the best nightlife, I guarantee if you go there, it's the best nightlife on the planet.

02:49:04.000 The Lebanese are the best.

02:49:06.000 What do you do there?

02:49:07.000 Anything you want.

02:49:08.000 Smoke the hookah?

02:49:09.000 Anything you want.

02:49:09.000 And I'll put this on the record.

02:49:12.000 I would say the most beautiful women on the planet are probably centered right there.

02:49:18.000 Do they too, spit on that thing?

02:49:20.000 Yeah, bro.

02:49:21.000 No, I'm not saying that.

02:49:22.000 Do they go to that distance?

02:49:24.000 But you go to Saudi and you see those women, obviously they're going to be covered in public.

02:49:29.000 You go hang out and see that.

02:49:30.000 I didn't take your ass to Colombia or Brazil, bro.

02:49:32.000 Shut your mouth.

02:49:33.000 They're just as beautiful.

02:49:33.000 Settle down.

02:49:34.000 Just as beautiful.

02:49:34.000 Settle down.

02:49:35.000 Just as beautiful.

02:49:36.000 Boys, let's bring this bitch home.

02:49:37.000 Another fun podcast.

02:49:39.000 Another great fight companion.

02:49:41.000 Brian Simpson, thank you very much.

02:49:42.000 Thank you, brother.

02:49:43.000 Thanks for coming in.

02:49:43.000 What happened to the Michael Venom Page fight?

02:49:45.000 Oh, no, that's weeks from now.

02:49:47.000 That's weeks from now.

02:49:48.000 Oh, so when you say the main event, I thought you meant...

02:49:51.000 No!

02:49:52.000 Michael Venom Page, Ian and Gary fight next Saturday.

02:49:55.000 That's next Saturday.

02:49:56.000 Can't wait.

02:49:56.000 I'm going to that fight.

02:49:57.000 It's a week.

02:49:58.000 Are you?

02:49:58.000 Oh, that's right.

02:49:59.000 I got your tickets.

02:50:01.000 I'm bringing my nephew.

02:50:02.000 Don't bail on me now.

02:50:03.000 I just ordered my thobe from Amazon.

02:50:05.000 Did you really?

02:50:06.000 Yeah.

02:50:06.000 You get a legit thobe from Amazon?

02:50:08.000 It's from Amazon.

02:50:09.000 Did you?

02:50:09.000 Good man.

02:50:09.000 Is that real?

02:50:10.000 It's 30 bucks.

02:50:10.000 I got a furry outfit from Amazon.

02:50:12.000 Like a legit one?

02:50:13.000 Yeah, Duncan and I dressed up like furries.

02:50:16.000 Sick.

02:50:16.000 Maybe respect the furries, because it's fucking hard.

02:50:18.000 Hard to wear that big helmet.

02:50:19.000 They have sex in those things.

02:50:20.000 I know they do.

02:50:21.000 We wore the hats for like, what, 30 seconds?

02:50:24.000 Five minutes?

02:50:25.000 At the most?

02:50:26.000 Five minutes at the most.

02:50:26.000 It was the quickest we bailed on our costumes.

02:50:28.000 How much was that though, man?

02:50:29.000 30 bucks.

02:50:30.000 That can't be good quality.

02:50:32.000 No?

02:50:32.000 You're getting some bed sheets, Doug.

02:50:34.000 Dude, it's just a sheet.

02:50:34.000 It's great.

02:50:35.000 It keeps you hydrated.

02:50:37.000 All right, that's us with the furry costumes.

02:50:39.000 Look at that.

02:50:39.000 Isn't that your outfit?

02:50:40.000 Yeah, that's my outfit.

02:50:41.000 That's so weird.

02:50:42.000 I wore that shit for like five minutes and Dodger was a cat.

02:50:45.000 You got it off Amazon?

02:50:46.000 Yeah.

02:50:46.000 That's fucking hilarious.

02:50:48.000 I'd wear that for Halloween.

02:50:49.000 That's a legit-ass outfit.

02:50:50.000 It was fun.

02:50:50.000 Hell yeah.

02:50:51.000 It's hard to wear, though, man.

02:50:52.000 And also, like, furries must have good neck strength.

02:50:54.000 Oh, yeah, man.

02:50:55.000 He's got this big-ass helmet on all day long.

02:50:57.000 It's a lot of weight.

02:50:58.000 That bitch was like 10 pounds.

02:50:59.000 Respect, man.

02:51:00.000 Sitting on your head.

02:51:01.000 Respect to the furries.

02:51:02.000 All right.

02:51:04.000 Anybody got anything to promote?

02:51:05.000 I'll be in that.

02:51:06.000 Where are you going to be?

02:51:07.000 LOL Comedy Club San Antonio.

02:51:08.000 Great place.

02:51:09.000 July 12th, 13th, 14th.

02:51:11.000 Come see me.

02:51:12.000 Nice.

02:51:12.000 And I'm giving away a truck.

02:51:14.000 Go to drivefastallgas.com.

02:51:16.000 Search July 8th.

02:51:17.000 It's like a Raptor on steroids.

02:51:19.000 Ooh!

02:51:21.000 And up with King Shocks.

02:51:22.000 You buy merch to win.

02:51:24.000 Okay.

02:51:24.000 And I'm going to be at Comedy Works in Denver July 11th, 12th, 13th.

02:51:28.000 And I'm doing Bottom of the Barrel for the first time outside the mothership on the 14th.

02:51:31.000 Okay.

02:51:32.000 And I'm doing the Wilbur Theater at the end of the year.

02:51:35.000 Tickets go on sale on Wednesday.

02:51:37.000 Great spot.

02:51:38.000 Nice.

02:51:38.000 All right.

02:51:39.000 That's it.

02:51:39.000 Bye, everybody.

02:51:42.000 Yay.

02:51:42.000 We did it.

02:51:43.000 Damn, Robert Whitaker did it.

02:51:44.000 What, Jamie?

02:51:46.000 Dude, I thought we were...

The Joe Rogan Experience - June 22, 2024

JRE Fight Companion - June 22, 2024

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