#53 - Christmas Eve 2018
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Summary
On this special Christmas abbreviated edition of The Crypto Report, we have a special Christmas edition of the show featuring a Christmas song, a Bigfoot sighting, and the latest in the Trump vs. Carson campaign. Recorded in Los Angeles, CA!
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The sound you hear is what some experts claim to be a Bigfoot scream.
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It is regarded as the highest quality audio of the creature ever captured.
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I got a bitch lickin' my dick. Christmas is here, bitch nigga, yeah.
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I got a bitch lickin' my dick. Christmas is here, bitch nigga, yeah.
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Before I get into all of this, I want you to listen to me very, very carefully.
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Let's go ahead and pull up the article, the video here.
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And that's your Christmas present on Christmas Eve.
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And they think it cares about them when it doesn't!
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We told you about the spying and the cameras and the microphones and the crap and the New World Order and the NSA.
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My wife's a sweet lady, but she's out there tapping her foot.
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You're as racist as a Klansman, dipped in dumb, misguided zeal, Mr. Trump.
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You're a rotten orange with alarmingly fascist ideas.
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I wouldn't touch you, despite your 39.5% lead in the polls.
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You want to build a wall and make Hispanics pay it all, Mr. Trump.
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Given the choice between you and Benton Carson, I'd choose...
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I don't want to support either, even as a joke.
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In fact, this song is just going to draw more attention to Trump.
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Mocking disabled reporters calling women ugly to Donald Trump.
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The three words that best describe your lack of political experience are as follows, and I quote...
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You're an electoral fungus topped with cotton candy hair, Mr. Trump.
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Your candidacy is an appalling dumbpeep, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable.
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And you probably disapprove of this song because it's about Christmas, but it's not religious enough, even though you don't really care!
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Welcome, all you filthy goyim, to the 53rd episode of the Crypto Report for December 24th, 2018.
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This is a special Christmas abbreviated edition.
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We are all pretty tired and have other things to do with our families, and I hope you do as well.
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I'm comfy here in my office chair that I recently obtained from Ruth Bader Ginsburg's office.
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I believe it's the one that broke her ribs, so I'm very proud of it.
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It is. The chair is very proud of itself as well.
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Speaking of brave and courageous, we do have another suicide bomber or suicide soldier on our side,
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and that is the tumor that is currently slowly...
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No, I'm just laughing because Chill is fucking... I know what he's doing right now.
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And I know one listener out there is going to be really upset, and I think it's funny, but whatever.
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I mean, it is what it is. I don't give a shit.
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Sorry there, Mace, but we don't give a shit, I guess.
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Yeah, he did say that. He instructed us to do it on purpose.
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I'll do my next episode from Inside an Iron Lung.
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I'm sorry that I cut you off, but before you start your story,
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I'm going to play a little Christmas jingle to get us in the mood.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra.
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Is that from a National Lampoon movie or something?
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I guess it must have been a long time since I saw that.
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Well, anyway, getting back to our brave suicide commando,
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the tumor that is slowly extinguishing the life from Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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underwent surgery Friday to remove two malignant nodules from her left lung,
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Resting comfortably after the surgery in Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center, New York,
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and there was no evidence of any remaining disease.
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He knows that he comes up now when the doctors are watching him.
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And then she broke ribs like a couple weeks ago.
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I don't care, but I was promised that it was the one that crushed her ribs.
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I'm telling you, man, there's got to be some fucking unknown immortality powers with foreskins or something.
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She's literally being held together with foreskins and band-aids.
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Ginsburg is the eldest member of the court and the senior justice to its liberal wing.
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Didn't Roberts text angrily at Trump saying that there weren't any Obama judges?
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Well, hopefully Ginsburg will sprout wings soon and descend to hell on them.
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Two nodules in the lower lobe of her left lung were...
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We're discovered incidentally during tests she received while being treated for rib fractures.
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Sustained in a fall last month, both nodules were found to be malignant during...
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So you're saying the fucking rib fractures saved her life?
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And that was all happy when she broke her fucking ribs.
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It indirectly led to her getting treatment for something that surely would have croaked her.
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On the cancer with the rib thing, so jeez, if she didn't break her ribs, she could be dying of cancer.
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Well, I mean, she's sprouting fucking tumors like mushrooms in the dark, so I mean, it's only a matter of time.
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They're going to need a lot of foreskins to keep her going, and I think they can get him.
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Well, the good news is she's on the way out, and she's in pain.
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However, she was able to apparently vote against the...
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This bitch is hopped up by morphine and deciding the future of America.
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I mean, you don't just go through surgery and not be fucked up on drugs.
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Especially, like, one that removes tumors from your lungs.
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I'm surprised there isn't some sort of, like, procedure where you're this fucking unhealthy that you get to vote.
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They don't care if she lives or dies because they care about her.
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They care if she lives or dies because they want her votes.
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I'm not much of a prayer person, but you better believe I'm praying my heart out for her right now.
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Also, the media has sort of spun her up into being, like, this hip woman.
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There was this gag workout book at a bookstore when I was Christmas shopping, and it was the RBG workout.
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And it showed her, like, 40 years younger with a towel over her head.
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I don't know what those exercises would be, like, laying on her back and taking deep breaths with her legs elevated.
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Picturing her on her back with her legs elevated.
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Now I know what to do when I am procreating with my wife, and I don't want to end the session too fast.
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It's Ruth Bader Ginsburg on her back with her legs elevated.
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Well, you don't want to, like, cause complete impotence, do you?
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I just had this flash in my head of Ruth Bader Ginsburg on her back.
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I can't control my thoughts when I'm so close to orgasm.
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And now they're coming out with a movie about her.
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She's like a really good-looking British girl.
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It's funny how they get whites to play Jews in movies, but they always get Jews to play whites.
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I remember that movie called, like, White Boy or something that came out recently.
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Yeah, wasn't that about a Jewish drug dealer?
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He saw a gold star, and he thought, oh, that's fresh.
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Then when he goes home, Matthew McConaughey, who plays his dad, says, are you a fucking moron?
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Do you guys remember that movie, the Nicolas Cage movie, Lord of War?
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And he was, in the movie, he was pretending to be Jewish so he could get...
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Like, he worked out of Brighton Beach, which is the...
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Yeah, Brighton Beach is like the Mecca for Jews in New York.
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Well, yeah, but there's like a subsection with even more Jews.
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Yeah, Brighton Beach, the Garment and Diamond districts.
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You ever notice, like, my girlfriend was asking me the other day, like, how come all these Jews have names that, like, diamond and sapphire and ruby and, you know, Geldbaum, gold.
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It's because they took the name of their occupation, their vocation.
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Anyway, let's hope a speedy extinguishing of the life of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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May she boil in the vat of goyish semen, like our lord is supposed to be.
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Let's hope an Elton John song about the candle in the wind comes.
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You don't want to see what it does to your pans afterwards.
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Luckily, I have a double kosher kitchen, so I've got plenty of extra pans.
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You know, I was looking through this stack here.
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Trump is reducing the troop force in Afghanistan and is apparently fully withdrawing troops from Syria,
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where they should not have been in the first place.
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We should have sort of just let the Russians take care of it, work with the Russians and the Syrians and extinguish ISIS.
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The Trump administration has ordered the military to start withdrawing some 7,000 troops from Afghanistan in the coming months.
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Two defense officials said Thursday, an abrupt shift in the 17-year-old war there and a decision that stunned Afghan officials who said they had not been briefed on the plans.
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Yeah, well, I mean, I'm sure they'll get a plane ticket to the U.S. in a nice fucking apartment in Maryland.
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Isn't it amazing that, like, if your son was two years old when you got deployed to Afghanistan and you served in the military, you could potentially be serving in the same conflict as...
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I'm just happy that they're pulling out of Syria and pulling out of Afghanistan.
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They should just pull out of everything, because really, what the fuck does it have to do with us?
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And anything you see conservatives agreeing with liberals on, you know it's a bad thing.
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Yeah, anytime the liberals of the media is appraising something Trump does, you know it's bad.
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Oh, man, MAGA-Peds are furious right now, because, I mean, liberals were all about, we need to stay in Syria.
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Or, no, they were about, we need to get the hell out of here when Bush did it.
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And now Obama, and they've just flipped, like, three times now.
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They're on their third flip-the-script on who to follow at this point.
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And it's just, I don't know, it's just normal shit.
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Yeah, it's just more basic bitch conservatism of, oh, look at these lying media.
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These people have very severe situational ethics.
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In fact, this is the only thing that he's doing that I was really enthusiastic about, is that I did not want to go to war with Russia.
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I did not want the First and Second Amendments extinguished.
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Of course, I wanted the wall and everything, but, I mean, Hillary Clinton would have invaded, like, countless nations by now.
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Well, she never saw a conflict she didn't like.
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In case anyone was still wondering about the freezing point of semen, it's negative 196 degrees.
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Yeah, so if you were, like, in the Alps or something, if you rubbed one out in the Alps, it would still be a fluid, and everything else would freeze.
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Mattis is gone, or he's going, so that's good, too.
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Did you guys see that picture I posted, um, I don't know, a few days ago, about that dude who had a bunch of Trump shit all over his, like, RV?
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Oh, yeah, I saw that, the one that he drove past.
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Yeah, and he had fucking a bunch of mad dog things on his...
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Dude, people were fired up about him, too, when he got...
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It's like all these phony appellations that these guys come up with, like, John McCain is a maverick.
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Which, by the way, is just an unbranded cow.
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That's my understanding of the root of that word.
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And the missile, which has killed more Haji's than this fucking mad dog Mattis ever has.
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Anyway, he was also the guy that was in favor of bringing the trannies into the military because, you know...
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That's your active armor on your T-52 tanks or whatever the fuck we're at now.
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It could be psychological warfare weapons, too.
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Just send, like, a whole army of, like, arm-flailing, prancing faggots towards your line.
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You know, the idea of becoming a war bride of those guys.
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And they get all confused and they just start fucking trannies.
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You just make a whole, like, division of trannies and then send them to the enemy.
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Or you could also just tell them, okay, guys, we're here.
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We're going to start this gay pride parade now.
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The entire backing of the United Nations when they shoot a bunch of trannies.
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The United Nations is like, oh, we must condemn this.
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And then you know what would happen is the first post-operative tranny, whatever, the male
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to female or female to male tranny gets his dick blown off and becomes like a female again.
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And that would just be like all of the newspapers.
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And one of the previous contestants was a woman who became a man and had a beard and everything.
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And they were asking her questions, asking it questions in the audience.
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And it had this Asian boyfriend sitting next to it.
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And I'm just confused about that because if you're a woman who wants to be a man, don't
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Like in his eyes, he's having gay sex or something.
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And all these, like, paused fucking weird, like, goblin people were, like, gunning for
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And he just fucking took them all out and won the show.
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Well, I mean, Jersey Shore was a good guilty pleasure just to be in shock the entire time
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You're like, my God, these people make more money than me.
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He was on some marriage, reality marriage boot camp show recently.
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...this kind of degeneracy, do you guys know who Desmond is, Amazing, or the show?
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Yeah, he's a 10-year-old boy who dressed up like Gwen Stefani and danced around...
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...danced around in a semen-caked gay strip floor.
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And, uh, was just sort of prancing around while, like, pedophiles threw cash at him.
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Yeah, picked up dollar bills from these old middle-aged men.
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That reminds me, I, uh, went to a bookstore for the first time, uh, Barnes and Nobles in
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a long time, because these places are just cesspools, man.
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And going through the kids section, just checking out some of the books.
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And, uh, there was one, I think I posted a picture of it, but it was, like, Baby Feminist.
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It's literally, like, a little nigger baby and some other mud baby with a gigantic unibrow
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And then there was another one called A Girl in Her Pink Hat.
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And I knew, just from looking at the cover, I was like, this is gonna be some pussy hat
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So, sure enough, I opened up to, like, just some random page in the middle of it.
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And, of course, there's, like, the women's march, like, hijabs and niggers and everything.
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And there's, like, kids picture books, dude.
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They sell that, but they won't sell Mein Kampf, huh?
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You always know it's bad, but when you, like, actually go out to a bookstore and see it,
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Well, it'll just make you that much more happy when they go out of business.
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I went into a Barnes & Noble a couple years ago when, uh, uh, Pat Buchanan's book,
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Churchill, Hitler, and the Unnecessary War, or Roosevelt, Churchill, and Hitler, and something
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And, uh, I expected it to be up front, you know, where the latest bestsellers are and
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And very, very archetypal, like, purple-haired, nose-ringed, sort of, it's Pat, Barnes & Noble
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then as an employee, uh, I asked her where I could find it, and she said, who's it by
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And I repeated myself, and she said, did you check the fiction section?
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I almost burnt her to the ground with my case.
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You should have said, is that where all the Holocaust books are?
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That reminds me, they also sell the Antifa handbook at Barnes & Noble's.
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So, Smash Racism DC organizer, so-called Jose Martin, also known as Chepe.
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He's a radical communist and Antifa leader operating in the U.S.
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He advocates the violent overthrow of the government and the murder of the rich and claims to have
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international involvement in left-wing movements.
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Smash Racism DC is the Antifa group that protested in front of Fox News host Tucker Carlson's
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house and berated Senator Ted Cruz at a restaurant until he and his wife were forced to leave.
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It's only one of Antifa's leaders, one of the Antifa, Jesus, I can't read tonight.
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It's only one of the Antifa's leaders' radical left-wing projects.
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So, he was, depending on the circumstances, it seems like eerily familiar.
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Depending on the circumstances, he was either like a Mexican, like a Hispanic, or...
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He's got to have some Hispanic in him, but he's definitely Jewish.
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But she's been all over the news, too, like as his non-radical but still radical personality.
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This dude was a, uh, what was it, like a Rolling Stone contributor.
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All the time advocating for socialism, but in a peaceful way.
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But then online, he's promoting, we need to eat the rich, that kind of creepy-ass shit.
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Yeah, and his day job, his regular job was, he worked at some NGO, right?
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Not that it'll, uh, harm his career, or, um, you know, damage his credentials.
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I don't know, those should make him even more famous and...
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...normicons are now trying to pull the next wave of DR3 bullshit, like...
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...oh, the liberals are the real anti-Semites now.
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Yeah, go be Jews and feminists somewhere else, please.
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...shall we make British schoolchildren to be told that both boys and girls can menstruate?
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Schoolchildren will be taught that all genders can have periods in a new sex education lesson...
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...in a victory for transgender rights campaigners.
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At least they qualified it and said transgender rights campaigners.
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It would be more infuriating if they said, in a victory for all decent people everywhere.
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You know, it's obviously just a victory for this niche group of mentally damaged people.
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The new advice follows a council report which said, trans boys and men and non-binary people may have periods.
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Adding that menstruation must be inclusive of all genders.
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This whole time, menstruation's been so intolerant, you know?
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We need to show menstruation who we are and that, you know, women only being able to menstruate is not who we are.
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To see some lesbian dressed like a dude with fucking...
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I don't know what I'd do, but I'd definitely confront them.
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Yeah, there's a law, right, that you'd go to jail for bigotry, intolerance, harassment.
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If anyone's wondering what we're looking at, look at hashtag Bleeding While Trans and at Tony, T-O-N-I, The Tampon.
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Is that like a new cereal that they're gonna eat?
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Oh, it's interesting you mention that, because there was a...
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No, so his stripes were all like rainbow color now?
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Yeah, and he had his prolapsed rectum slumped over his shoulder.
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Do you guys remember the internet campaign where furries, like, pretty much ruined Tony the Tiger?
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I don't visit the same webpages as you, I think.
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It was literally just flooding Twitter and the internet with Tony the Tiger furry porn.
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And they had to, like, shut it down and close their Twitter.
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They, like, closed their Twitter and everything.
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I've seen some of the Disney stuff, like Beauty and the Beast.
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I mean, next thing you know, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guys are gonna be, like, having a gay orgy on the box.
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Yeah, and the Froot Loops isn't a follow-your-nose.
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Toucan's saying they'll just have, like, a dragon dildo on his face.
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Cloud flare serves U.S. banned foreign terror organizations while denying service to Daily Stormer.
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At least seven of Cloudflare's customers are under sanction by the U.S. Treasury Department and six are on the U.S. Department of State's list of foreign terrorist groups.
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One of the groups is the Taliban, which isn't on the State Department's foreign terrorism group list.
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Also named in the report are several Palestinian groups, al-Shabaab and the Kurdistan Workers Party, all of which are on the list.
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The designation is meant to make things like international commerce and travel harder for the groups on the list.
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So, we've got international terrorist organizations that are actively sanctioned and targeted by the United States government being served by a U.S. company.
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And the fucking CEO, Matthew Prince, is such a faggot that I don't think he's spoken out against this.
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But just, if anybody remembers his statements on Daily Stormer, which is so ridiculous.
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Like, oh, well, I don't ever want to break the rules, but for this one case, I'm going to break the rules anyway.
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I mean, these organizations are actually responsible for deaths.
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Daily Stormer is not responsible for any deaths.
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Well, you're responsible for Heather Heyer.
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It is an issue the company has faced in the past.
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Cloudflare faced scrutiny in August of 2017 for providing and then ending services.
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The controversy started after other web service companies like GoDaddy and Google removed their support from the website a few days earlier.
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Google didn't just remove support for the website.
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They stole the domain and then sold it a year later.
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In the aftermath of the Charlottesville demonstration and death of counter-protester Heather...
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The Daily Stormer published an offensive article about hire, and tech companies began to stop providing the website with internet services.
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At the time, Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince said in a statement,
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The company does not pick and choose its customers based on their ideological beliefs.
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However, the Daily Stormer has gone too far by spreading rumors that Cloudflare supported its neo-Nazi ideology.
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I never, nobody ever saw anybody, anywhere, claiming that Cloudflare somehow supports Daily Stormer.
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But even if someone did say that, it doesn't matter.
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Well, I'm sure somebody noticed, like, you get the checking your browser for authenticity thing,
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and it's gotten really small print at the bottom, brought to you by Cloudflare.
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Oh, any company that has anything to do or even associated with Daily Stormer supports us.
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This is some fucking communist Jew bitch going to Cloudflare and saying,
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But no, you can support a literal terrorist organization that's out there beheading and bombing people.
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They say that, you know, they're objective and they don't take a stand, except when they do.
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And clearly they stand with the deep state, the establishment's desire to foster unrest and terrorism over the world and different parts of the world.
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Um, but they do not want the Goyim knowing.
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If you say that they support you and you are a controversial website that they don't agree with, they'll pull the plug on you.
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But if you behead people, that's totally cool.
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So, yeah, if we want to go by death tolls, then, God.
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It's kind of a non sequitur, but this reminds me of, uh, during the, the height of the war on terror, uh, it was illegal, obviously, to send funds to, to terrorist organizations, except some organizations like the Mujahideen Ikalk, the MEK in Iran, which was what the rest of the world acknowledged was a terrorist organization.
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It was, uh, funded and supported by Israel, the Saudis, and the United States, and, uh, you could support the MEK while they were murdering scientists and, uh, civilians and, uh, diplomats and stuff.
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Well, it's the same thing with the Syrian rebels being supported by the United States and Israel.
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Weren't there a few, like, Americans and Brits that, that went and tried to fight with them and they got arrested or they were, uh, their, their, their passports were revoked?
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Yeah, I think they just wanted that to be a completely, uh, closed shop.
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Um, you know, like the clandestine services didn't want any Americans going in there and blogging about it or, uh, you know, noticing it.
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But this is just, uh, part and parcel of the oppression that the alt-right is enduring at the moment.
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If you speak up for, um, for your people and you happen to be white, you're evil, you're a racist, you're a neo-Nazi.
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Everyone else can do it, but if you're white, that's racism.
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Did you want to cover, uh, David Hogg going to Harvard?
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For the people who may not remember, David Hogg was the crisis actor that, uh...
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I want to meme, I want to meme Broward County residents as a new dog whistle for Jew.
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Isn't that the county that had the voting shit going on?
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It also has the highest density of Jews outside of New York.
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So he's been accepted to, uh, Harvard, of course, because of his stellar academics, right?
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It wasn't going to be, like, physics or biology, something useful for the world to know.
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This guy, fucking, I can't stand looking at him.
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Gun control activist David Hogg announced Saturday that he has,
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been officially accepted to Harvard University.
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On December 22nd, Hogg announced his Harvard acceptance on Twitter.
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I'll be attending Harvard in the fall with a planned major in political science.
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I wonder what he's trying to do with his degree once he gets it.
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He'll be a CNN special correspondent on being a fucking asshole.
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Maybe they'll have to make a special section for him.
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You go get a degree over here, and then you come work for me and blow me.
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Then I'll bite your foreskin a little bit.
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He went on some photographic expeditions and some of the descriptions.
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Well, apparently he had a fetish for dead bodies and morbid scenes.
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Post-operative reconnaissance or something like that.
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Yeah, so he will be fast-tracked through the system, and he'll be active in all the political
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And he'll just be a darling of the establishment as he ascends the school of the Chosenites.
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He's one of the few white people these days to actually make it into Harvard.
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I was just going to say, I thought it was exclusively for Jews now.
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If you ever try to read his tweets or anything.
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Millennials are fucking stupid when it comes to grammar and Gen Z, too.
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Just reading a book will go a long way as far as helping your vocabulary.
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But when you do nothing but just sit around and type on a phone all day and read other
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people's illiterate shit on Twitter, it just turns you into a fucking retard.
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And you can tell by reading how this guy writes.
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Yeah, I was wondering, too, if he was the one who had exclusive use of his Twitter.
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Because when I was on Twitter, it would be like he's texting something very dramatic
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And then the next one he's talking about, like, his raisin oatmeal cookies.
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And he was probably just retweeting what some, you know, PR Jew...
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Well, I'm glad he was able to capitalize on the deaths of all his fellow schoolmates.
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Dude, just reading this kid's Twitter, there's no way he's making these tweets.
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If you look at his Twitter, there's no way he's posting half this shit.
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And apparently, it's not even that difficult to achieve at Ivy League schools like Harvard.
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They're letting in niggers and shit now, so...
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What was the name of that song you played earlier?
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That's who you have to compete with at Harvard now.
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And wetbacks, too, because, you know, you gotta let...
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That's the quality of people that he'll be competing against.
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It's like, nigga, I feel you, but you dumb.
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You literally just canceled out your entire statement.
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Like, they're not old enough or mature enough to know how these arguments or this sort of posturing is used as a weapon.
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Um, they probably genuinely believe that, you know, they, they learned very well in their gender science and their, their cultural studies and whatever the fuck in these programs are, that literally white men did nothing.
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That they are just coasting off the, the, they're riding on the backs of POC.
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Well, moving along, we have a couple of stories left.
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Uh, straight people don't exist, according to research.
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A 2015 study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology undermines long-held beliefs about heteronormative sexual orientation.
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The study looks at gender expression in women and measures their psychological response, viewing a variety of pornographic material.
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It found that, regardless of how women self-report their sexuality, their bodies respond positively to both hetero and homosexual sex.
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Meaning, women's sexuality is complex and not within the bounds of strict hetero or homosexuality.
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No, see, that's, that's not conclusive in any way whatsoever.
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Because, I mean, like, when you watch porn, you're looking at the pleasure of the person.
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And, so, it doesn't, either way, if you're seeing somebody, this is all disgusting.
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I don't even like talking about this shit.
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Yeah, the methodology, too, was to, to look at the pupil dilation.
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They did not, for instance, put a little, like, you know, thing around your dick or, you know, the female anatomy to test it in a similar way.
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So, if you're looking at something that is repulsive to you, you know, your eyes will dilate as well.
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I mean, pupil dilation is not the only response that your body has to, to, eh, whatever.
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Like, the women that they were testing, they could have been repulsed by it and their pupils dilated in response to what they saw.
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And, and also, I'd like to know what kind of porn that, not really, but it would be interesting to know what kind of images they were, they were watching.
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It just talked about women, though, as far as the reporting versus dilation.
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Well, according to Slavin, we show straight men a picture of a woman masturbating, and they respond just like a straight guy.
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But then, you also show them a guy masturbating, and their eyes dilate a little bit.
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And it's no surprise that the clinician or the scientist they're quoting is a Jew.
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I can't even watch, like, any Starz or HBO TV shows hardly anymore.
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Do you like to watch gladiator movies, Billy?
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Yeah, let's watch something about badass gladiators.
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Oh, there's two gladiators fucking each other in the ass.
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And then there was that black sales TV show on HBO.
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Well, in, like, the second to last season, they decide to slip in the possibility that,
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Oh, he's actually been gay this entire time and has a long-lost gay lover, the main character.
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And the last scene of the last episode for the show is just him being reunited and having a full-on gay make-out session.
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Yeah, the entire TV show had absolutely nothing to do with any type of relationships with this main character.
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So you're saying the backside of the show ended up being gay?
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It's like, these shows, I can't even watch them anymore because it's just fucking sickening, dude.
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There was a Netflix sci-fi show, Altered Carbon.
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There wasn't so much homosexual sex in it, but it was, like, really long and drawn-out and, like, graphic.
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And I didn't really care for that, you know?
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You know, if I want porn, I'll fucking pull out my phone.
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Also, I don't want to fucking watch that show with my mom, you know?
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You can't watch any of these shows with any family.
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It's never, like, a good romantic scene, either.
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If you're watching, like, a movie that's got a big romantic plot, and there's, like, a mediocre, like, a slightly racy scene, I get it.
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It's always just full-on, just straight pounding and then done.
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And you're like, okay, well, that was useless and just made me uncomfortable.
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But there's tasteful ways to handle those types of situations.
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There are, but it doesn't ever get done anymore.
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They can just suggest what's going to happen, and you just, you know, draw the picture in your own mind.
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Show them, like, walking out of the room together.
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Right, yeah, like, you see, they close the door, and the camera's, like, on the viewers.
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And then it cuts to her making a sandwich and him smoking a cigarette.
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I don't need to see softcore in a movie I'm trying to watch with my, like, family or something.
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Like, the main guy's sidekick was this black, you know, computer scientist, security expert, of course.
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And his, so without getting to the premise of the show, you can basically swap your consciousness in and out of different bodies.
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And so his, his dead wife gets re-animated into the body of some, like, effete white guy.
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There's no sex scene with them, but it was still kind of, like, irksome.
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It's like, all right, he's got, like, a nigger sidekick, whatever, that's kind of, like, lethal weapon-ish.
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And it doesn't, it doesn't seem to bother the dude either.
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It's the, uh, the Russian woman arrested for racism on the subway.
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But, uh, a Russian woman, apparently she's got a Ukrainian last name, uh, goes and just starts attacking this Asian woman who, of course, of course, they turn the video on.
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They only show you the moments after the woman, the white woman becomes abusive.
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But, uh, she says in the video, stop touching me.
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Because, uh, because obviously the Asian chick was, like, either pushing her or something.
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And the chick just lost her fucking mind, finally.
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I don't know if it's going to translate, uh, just the audio.
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But play the, the last, like, 20 seconds or so when you, you hear the crowd's reaction.
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Because you have to give them a key right back.
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All right, let's see here, uh, it's, uh, this subway looks disgusting, too.
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So, just every disgusting color under the sun.
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For some reason, it doesn't want to, it doesn't want to skip ahead.
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If it does, I'll, I'll, uh, I'll let you guys know and I'll, I'll play it.
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Yeah, the last thing in the video, uh, is the black dude who's recording say, yo, my privilege ain't gonna save you now.
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That he was going to do something to her or someone was?
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I think he, he just knew that she was going to get, you know, Twitter, do your thing.
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Nah, you're not privileged ain't working over here, yo.
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This lady came on a train with some severe mental issues.
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I don't know if it was in the video or not, but it's a pretty long video.
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But she also says to one guy, what are you, her attorney?
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But if she's in New York and from Eastern Europe, then she's probably somebody's bride.
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Why is she on the subway with a gigantic ring with niggers on it?
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All the blacks are like, hey, bitch, we trying to get to work.
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Yeah, the blacks that are just going, that are going to work are just pretending to go
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They need to show some kind of proof that they're seeking work so that they can keep getting
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It's not the same bunch of black people going to work every day on this train or any train
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If you've ever had the misfortune of being on New York public transport, it's a disgusting.
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It's indescribable to be compressed cheek by jowl with these people and they smell shitty.
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Didn't you say you met your first Jewish person on the subway in New York?
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Last time I was on one, actually, I had to sit like knee to knee with the orthodox, the curls
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No, I was just very uncomfortable because you could just tell like this guy was uncomfortable
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He was like being all shifty and neurotic and like trying not to look at anybody in the
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I was like, I was only like 16 too, so I was just more concerned about not getting like
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I had to bring a drunk person around and find my way to JFK from Chelsea, so that was not
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I had to take an airport shuttle from LaGuardia to JFK one time and it was like a Greyhound
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and I deliberately sat as far close to the front as I could and on the side where the
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luggage is loaded because I knew because the station was going to stop off in Jamaica.
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Or the bus is going to stop off at a Jamaica station.
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So, I had to run up against the oncoming people getting on the bus and chase this fat black
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All these movies where New York is the victim of, like, space invaders and giant reptiles
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I just remember the, I'm just used to the old Japanese ones.
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We're at an hour and a minute, so I think we're going to stop this show.
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All you niggas out there listening to this.
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Well, before we go to break, I just want to say, if you're a young white man of good character
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and you're tired of all this nonsense and you want to do a little something about it
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in a completely nonviolent and totally law-abiding manner, then you should consider joining
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