The Krypto Report - #53 - Christmas Eve 2018

00:00:00.000 Good luck

00:00:30.000 The sound you hear is what some experts claim to be a Bigfoot scream.

00:00:47.040 It is regarded as the highest quality audio of the creature ever captured. 1.00

00:00:51.200 I got a bitch lickin' my dick. Christmas is here, bitch nigga, yeah. 1.00

00:00:56.000 I got a bitch lickin' my dick. Christmas is here, bitch nigga, yeah. 1.00

00:01:23.560 It's Christmas Eve. 1.00

00:01:25.340 Before I get into all of this, I want you to listen to me very, very carefully.

00:01:30.780 Very, very carefully.

00:01:32.680 Let's go ahead and pull up the article, the video here.

00:01:37.500 It's only got 44,000 views.

00:01:41.180 My wife's out there. 0.99

00:01:42.560 His son's out there.

00:01:43.800 His wife's at home packing presents.

00:01:45.940 44,000 views.

00:01:48.600 This is dangerous stuff here, okay?

00:01:51.020 I mean, this is real.

00:01:51.700 44,000 views.

00:01:53.600 This is real, okay?

00:02:10.380 44,000 views.

00:02:13.240 And that's your Christmas present on Christmas Eve.

00:02:15.760 And they think it cares about them when it doesn't!

00:02:20.020 We've proven what we say.

00:02:21.900 We've proven we have the intel.

00:02:23.860 We've proven we care about you.

00:02:25.580 We've proven we're fearless.

00:02:27.320 We're proven.

00:02:28.360 We told you Trump would win.

00:02:29.700 We told you all of it. 0.97

00:02:30.660 We told you about the spying and the cameras and the microphones and the crap and the New World Order and the NSA. 0.93

00:02:35.860 All of it! 0.96

00:02:36.500 44,000 views!

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00:02:41.680 44,000 views!

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00:02:44.300 That's it!

00:02:45.300 I've got to go wrap presents and stuff.

00:02:47.300 My wife's a sweet lady, but she's out there tapping her foot. 1.00

00:02:50.300 Oh, man!

00:02:52.300 God!

00:02:53.300 Oh, I hope we can stop this.

00:02:55.300 Are we done?

00:02:56.300 Oh, Jesus Christ!

00:02:57.300 You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. 0.98

00:03:19.760 You really are a heel. 1.00

00:03:25.180 You're as racist as a Klansman, dipped in dumb, misguided zeal, Mr. Trump. 1.00

00:03:34.180 You're a rotten orange with alarmingly fascist ideas. 1.00

00:03:46.180 You're a monster, Mr. Trump. 1.00

00:03:50.180 You say Muslims are uncontrolled. 1.00

00:03:55.180 Claim they cheered on 9-11. 0.98

00:03:58.180 Now you want to ban them all, Donald Trump.

00:04:04.180 I wouldn't touch you, despite your 39.5% lead in the polls. 0.97

00:04:10.180 You hate Mexicans, Mr. Trump. 1.00

00:04:15.180 Say Latino, steal, and rape. 1.00

00:04:19.180 You want to build a wall and make Hispanics pay it all, Mr. Trump. 1.00

00:04:28.180 Given the choice between you and Benton Carson, I'd choose...

00:04:33.180 Do I have to pick? 0.97

00:04:35.180 They're both awful.

00:04:36.180 I don't want to support either, even as a joke.

00:04:38.180 In fact, this song is just going to draw more attention to Trump.

00:04:41.180 Big picture, people are...

00:04:43.180 Are we doing more harm than... 0.99

00:04:45.180 You're a nightmare, Mr. Trump. 1.00

00:04:54.180 You're a cow, a sexist stooge. 1.00

00:04:59.180 Mocking disabled reporters calling women ugly to Donald Trump. 1.00

00:05:08.180 The three words that best describe your lack of political experience are as follows, and I quote... 0.99

00:05:13.180 You're a mean one, Mr. Trump.

00:05:21.180 This campaign you have derailed. 0.96

00:05:26.180 You're an electoral fungus topped with cotton candy hair, Mr. Trump. 1.00

00:05:34.180 Your candidacy is an appalling dumbpeep, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable. 1.00

00:05:40.180 And you probably disapprove of this song because it's about Christmas, but it's not religious enough, even though you don't really care! 1.00

00:05:45.180 Jesus fucking Christ! 1.00

00:05:49.180 The seasick crocodile! 1.00

00:06:06.180 Welcome to the Crypto Report.

00:06:10.180 Good to see you on iM trends.

00:06:12.180 Keep on going to congratulations, Armin.

00:06:15.180 So

00:06:31.180 . 0.93

00:06:40.180 Welcome, all you filthy goyim, to the 53rd episode of the Crypto Report for December 24th, 2018. 1.00

00:07:03.020 This is a special Christmas abbreviated edition. 0.82

00:07:05.760 We are all pretty tired and have other things to do with our families, and I hope you do as well.

00:07:12.280 So, you guys doing alright?

00:07:14.680 Yeah, as good as I can.

00:07:16.460 I'm doing great.

00:07:17.440 I'm comfy here in my office chair that I recently obtained from Ruth Bader Ginsburg's office.

00:07:23.500 I believe it's the one that broke her ribs, so I'm very proud of it.

00:07:26.740 That's a collector. That's a keeper there.

00:07:29.400 It is. The chair is very proud of itself as well.

00:07:33.160 It's a brave, courageous chair.

00:07:36.200 Speaking of brave and courageous, we do have another suicide bomber or suicide soldier on our side,

00:07:41.880 and that is the tumor that is currently slowly... 0.99

00:07:45.700 No, I'm just laughing because Chill is fucking... I know what he's doing right now. 0.99

00:07:51.220 He's doing it on purpose.

00:07:52.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:53.520 And I know one listener out there is going to be really upset, and I think it's funny, but whatever.

00:07:59.940 I mean, it is what it is. I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:08:02.540 Sorry there, Mace, but we don't give a shit, I guess. 0.99

00:08:09.240 I don't know. Whatever. 0.99

00:08:10.640 Asmodore did actually tell us to do it.

00:08:12.640 Yeah, he did say that. He instructed us to do it on purpose.

00:08:16.460 I'll do my next episode from Inside an Iron Lung.

00:08:19.820 There you go.

00:08:20.520 I'm sorry that I cut you off, but before you start your story,

00:08:24.460 I'm going to play a little Christmas jingle to get us in the mood.

00:08:28.900 Take the horn with power of glory.

00:08:33.280 Ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra.

00:08:37.420 It is the season to be jarring.

00:08:41.340 Ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra.

00:08:43.440 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra.

00:08:48.800 Sing like this.

00:08:50.560 Take the horn with power of glory.

00:08:54.100 Fa, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra.

00:08:58.260 Try again.

00:09:00.320 Take the horse with power of glory.

00:09:04.940 Ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra.

00:09:08.720 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:09:11.840 Sing something else.

00:09:17.860 Jingle bird, jingle bird, jingle all the way.

00:09:22.640 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a horsey horse.

00:09:27.260 No, no, no, stop, stop.

00:09:30.340 They said stray.

00:09:34.000 Is that from a National Lampoon movie or something?

00:09:36.660 No, no, that's a Christmas story, man.

00:09:39.000 Are you serious? Come on.

00:09:41.540 I guess it must have been a long time since I saw that.

00:09:44.500 Well, anyway, getting back to our brave suicide commando,

00:09:48.140 the tumor that is slowly extinguishing the life from Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

00:09:53.300 Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 85,

00:09:56.760 underwent surgery Friday to remove two malignant nodules from her left lung,

00:10:01.220 the Supreme Court said.

00:10:03.440 It said that she was resting comfortably. 1.00

00:10:05.660 Ah, fuck. We got to get to this guy. 1.00

00:10:07.840 Tell him to turn it up, resting comfortably.

00:10:10.820 That's not satisfactory.

00:10:12.360 Channel our energy to the tumor.

00:10:15.360 That's right.

00:10:16.520 It's not a tumor.

00:10:18.260 It's not a tumor.

00:10:19.740 Get to the border.

00:10:20.920 Resting comfortably after the surgery in Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center, New York,

00:10:31.140 and there was no evidence of any remaining disease.

00:10:33.940 Oh, I think he may have left us.

00:10:36.140 No. 0.76

00:10:36.740 Liars. 0.99

00:10:38.320 Yeah, he... 0.99

00:10:39.040 I don't believe it.

00:10:40.800 He's just playing the long game.

00:10:42.500 He's waiting.

00:10:43.580 He knows that he comes up now when the doctors are watching him.

00:10:45.800 One cancer surgery, hadn't she?

00:10:48.260 Yeah, pancreatic cancer.

00:10:49.780 And then she broke ribs like a couple weeks ago.

00:10:53.260 Yeah, probably from just coughing.

00:10:54.840 I don't know if I got gypped.

00:10:56.340 I don't care, but I was promised that it was the one that crushed her ribs. 0.98

00:11:00.740 I'm telling you, man, there's got to be some fucking unknown immortality powers with foreskins or something. 0.98

00:11:08.040 Yeah. 0.98

00:11:09.580 She's literally being held together with foreskins and band-aids.

00:11:19.560 Ginsburg is the eldest member of the court and the senior justice to its liberal wing.

00:11:23.860 Wait, I thought that there were no wings.

00:11:26.540 Didn't Roberts text angrily at Trump saying that there weren't any Obama judges?

00:11:31.380 There weren't any Trump judges?

00:11:32.600 They were just like impartial.

00:11:35.020 Why does the Supreme Court have wings?

00:11:37.600 Well, hopefully Ginsburg will sprout wings soon and descend to hell on them. 1.00

00:11:44.220 Underwent pulmonary lobectomy.

00:11:47.540 Two nodules in the lower lobe of her left lung were...

00:11:50.420 Oh, it is the left wing.

00:11:51.640 Her left wing is growing.

00:11:55.760 That was funnier in my head.

00:11:57.640 Okay.

00:12:00.220 We're discovered incidentally during tests she received while being treated for rib fractures.

00:12:04.580 Oh, related to her office injury.

00:12:08.440 Sustained in a fall last month, both nodules were found to be malignant during... 0.99

00:12:12.440 Damn it. 1.00

00:12:12.960 So you're saying the fucking rib fractures saved her life? 1.00

00:12:16.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:17.060 What? 1.00

00:12:18.300 And that was all happy when she broke her fucking ribs. 1.00

00:12:21.140 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:21.660 It indirectly led to her getting treatment for something that surely would have croaked her.

00:12:25.280 On the cancer with the rib thing, so jeez, if she didn't break her ribs, she could be dying of cancer. 0.99

00:12:31.180 Damn it, Kevin. 1.00

00:12:32.540 Ugh. 1.00

00:12:35.720 Well, I mean, she's sprouting fucking tumors like mushrooms in the dark, so I mean, it's only a matter of time. 1.00

00:12:42.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:42.580 As long as she dies before Trump... 0.99

00:12:45.940 That's what I'm saying, though.

00:12:46.880 ...finishes his first and only term.

00:12:48.260 Will she?

00:12:49.860 I don't know.

00:12:51.280 I don't know.

00:12:51.860 Two more years.

00:12:52.560 They're going to need a lot of foreskins to keep her going, and I think they can get him. 1.00

00:12:59.120 Ruth Bader Ginsburg... 1.00

00:13:00.280 Oh, now this is just tweets from...

00:13:03.140 Hageographic tweets from admirers. 0.99

00:13:05.480 That's shitty. 0.98

00:13:07.100 Well, the good news is she's on the way out, and she's in pain. 0.98

00:13:09.940 However, she was able to apparently vote against the... 0.95

00:13:15.160 What was it?

00:13:16.880 She voted from the hospital.

00:13:18.960 Yeah.

00:13:19.800 From her hospital bed. 1.00

00:13:21.900 This bitch is hopped up by morphine and deciding the future of America. 1.00

00:13:28.740 I mean, you don't just go through surgery and not be fucked up on drugs. 1.00

00:13:34.740 Especially, like, one that removes tumors from your lungs. 0.99

00:13:39.380 I'm surprised there isn't some sort of, like, procedure where you're this fucking unhealthy that you get to vote. 0.98

00:13:45.700 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:47.280 I don't get these people. 0.84

00:13:48.600 They're so selfish.

00:13:49.560 They just want...

00:13:50.660 They don't care if she lives or dies because they care about her.

00:13:53.420 They care if she lives or dies because they want her votes. 1.00

00:13:56.440 Hmm.

00:13:56.660 Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a superhero to me. 0.98

00:13:59.900 We never needed her more than we do now.

00:14:02.300 I'm not much of a prayer person, but you better believe I'm praying my heart out for her right now.

00:14:07.480 But not because you care about her.

00:14:09.220 Just because you want her to keep voting.

00:14:12.240 It's obvious.

00:14:12.980 She just said that.

00:14:13.880 We need her more now than we ever did.

00:14:16.180 I mean, come on.

00:14:17.500 What does that mean?

00:14:18.700 Also, the media has sort of spun her up into being, like, this hip woman.

00:14:22.180 I know.

00:14:22.380 I don't understand that at all.

00:14:23.420 Oh, she's the notorious RBG. 1.00

00:14:25.440 Haven't you heard?

00:14:26.900 Yeah.

00:14:27.780 There was this gag workout book at a bookstore when I was Christmas shopping, and it was the RBG workout.

00:14:33.960 And it showed her, like, 40 years younger with a towel over her head.

00:14:37.940 And, yeah.

00:14:39.380 I don't know what those exercises would be, like, laying on her back and taking deep breaths with her legs elevated. 0.99

00:14:46.020 Fucking clicking her pen. 1.00

00:14:48.020 That sounds disgusting. 1.00

00:14:49.380 Picturing her on her back with her legs elevated. 0.91

00:14:51.400 Now I know what to do when I am procreating with my wife, and I don't want to end the session too fast. 0.66

00:15:03.920 Baseball doesn't work anymore.

00:15:05.380 Yeah, no.

00:15:06.040 It's Ruth Bader Ginsburg on her back with her legs elevated.

00:15:09.040 Oh, gosh.

00:15:11.620 Well, you don't want to, like, cause complete impotence, do you?

00:15:14.620 You just want to pull back from the brink.

00:15:17.600 Yeah, that's true.

00:15:19.080 Jeez, what do I do?

00:15:19.960 Roll over and start crying.

00:15:21.220 All right.

00:15:24.260 Honey, what's wrong?

00:15:25.700 I just had this flash in my head of Ruth Bader Ginsburg on her back.

00:15:30.740 I can't control my thoughts when I'm so close to orgasm.

00:15:33.540 It just popped into my head.

00:15:34.820 And now they're coming out with a movie about her.

00:15:37.140 Did you know that?

00:15:38.560 I heard about it, yeah.

00:15:39.920 Felicity Huffman, I think her name is.

00:15:42.720 Let's see.

00:15:43.300 She's like a really good-looking British girl. 0.97

00:15:47.220 It's playing Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

00:15:48.840 It's funny how they get whites to play Jews in movies, but they always get Jews to play whites. 0.98

00:15:55.000 It's very bizarre how that works.

00:15:56.520 I remember that movie called, like, White Boy or something that came out recently.

00:16:00.720 Oh, White Boy Rick?

00:16:01.980 I just watched it the other night.

00:16:02.480 Yeah, wasn't that about a Jewish drug dealer? 0.88

00:16:04.340 No, no, no, no.

00:16:05.900 I think he was Irish, wasn't he?

00:16:07.600 I'm not sure, but as I was watching it.

00:16:10.120 Didn't he wear a star, David?

00:16:10.900 He did.

00:16:11.580 He did. 1.00

00:16:12.020 The thing is, he was an idiot. 1.00

00:16:13.580 They were at a jewelry store. 1.00

00:16:16.000 He saw a gold star, and he thought, oh, that's fresh.

00:16:19.480 I want a gold star necklace.

00:16:20.840 He wasn't actually a Jew. 1.00

00:16:22.060 Then when he goes home, Matthew McConaughey, who plays his dad, says, are you a fucking moron? 1.00

00:16:28.340 Don't you know that's a... 1.00

00:16:29.220 Have you converted to Judaism now?

00:16:31.200 What's going on?

00:16:31.940 Don't you know that's a Jewish star?

00:16:33.120 He's like, oh, I don't know.

00:16:34.000 I just thought it was cool.

00:16:35.360 Or something to that effect.

00:16:37.440 So, no, he wasn't Jewish.

00:16:39.660 I actually Googled that.

00:16:40.800 I paused the movie and looked it up. 1.00

00:16:42.680 What the fuck? 0.99

00:16:44.280 You're like, hold on. 1.00

00:16:45.520 Yeah, hold on.

00:16:46.060 I didn't sign up for this.

00:16:47.680 Yeah.

00:16:48.760 Do you guys remember that movie, the Nicolas Cage movie, Lord of War?

00:16:52.520 Mm-hmm.

00:16:53.980 And he was, in the movie, he was pretending to be Jewish so he could get... 0.52

00:16:58.280 I don't remember.

00:16:58.820 ...sale to the Russian underground.

00:17:00.980 Yeah, they talked about it.

00:17:01.880 Like, he worked out of Brighton Beach, which is the...

00:17:04.040 Oh, gosh.

00:17:05.080 Yeah, you know, Brighton Beach, New York.

00:17:07.480 Oh, gosh.

00:17:09.000 How do I not know?

00:17:09.420 And he was selling Uzis to the Russian mafia.

00:17:13.540 Yeah, Brighton Beach is like the Mecca for Jews in New York. 1.00

00:17:17.280 Don't you mean the Jerusalem?

00:17:21.440 Yeah, pretty much.

00:17:23.100 I thought that's what New York was.

00:17:24.800 Well, yeah, but there's like a subsection with even more Jews. 0.87

00:17:29.140 Yeah, Brighton Beach, the Garment and Diamond districts.

00:17:32.760 The Diamond?

00:17:33.340 Oh.

00:17:34.680 Yeah.

00:17:35.040 How lucky.

00:17:37.760 You ever notice, like, my girlfriend was asking me the other day, like, how come all these Jews have names that, like, diamond and sapphire and ruby and, you know, Geldbaum, gold.

00:17:50.040 Yeah.

00:17:50.940 Silverstein.

00:17:51.340 Silverstein.

00:17:52.860 It's because they took the name of their occupation, their vocation.

00:17:57.240 Coinclipistine.

00:18:04.020 Anyway, let's hope a speedy extinguishing of the life of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 0.99

00:18:10.160 May she boil in the vat of goyish semen, like our lord is supposed to be. 1.00

00:18:17.840 Let's hope an Elton John song about the candle in the wind comes. 0.99

00:18:22.440 What is the boiling port for semen? 0.97

00:18:26.540 I don't know why.

00:18:27.660 It just seems like a noteworthy question.

00:18:32.740 I don't know.

00:18:33.560 You don't want to see what it does to your pans afterwards.

00:18:35.600 Let me tell you, it's terrible.

00:18:39.100 Luckily, I have a double kosher kitchen, so I've got plenty of extra pans.

00:18:44.060 You know, I was looking through this stack here. 0.62

00:18:46.180 I don't see any nigger. 1.00

00:18:47.460 210 degrees Fahrenheit. 0.96

00:18:50.860 What's that?

00:18:52.440 That's... 1.00

00:18:53.040 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:18:56.060 We're going to need a bigger fire. 1.00

00:18:59.440 And what is the freezing point, then?

00:19:00.940 I'm sure it's right there.

00:19:02.800 Hmm.

00:19:06.680 All right.

00:19:07.280 Well, you look that up.

00:19:09.260 Just a little bit of news.

00:19:10.540 I'm sure everyone has heard.

00:19:12.060 Trump is reducing the troop force in Afghanistan and is apparently fully withdrawing troops from Syria,

00:19:18.720 where they should not have been in the first place.

00:19:20.820 We should have sort of just let the Russians take care of it, work with the Russians and the Syrians and extinguish ISIS. 0.62

00:19:27.820 The Trump administration has ordered the military to start withdrawing some 7,000 troops from Afghanistan in the coming months.

00:19:34.000 Two defense officials said Thursday, an abrupt shift in the 17-year-old war there and a decision that stunned Afghan officials who said they had not been briefed on the plans. 0.94

00:19:45.080 Yeah, well, I mean, I'm sure they'll get a plane ticket to the U.S. in a nice fucking apartment in Maryland. 0.72

00:19:52.460 Yeah, that's good news. 0.98

00:19:56.700 It's very good news.

00:19:58.000 Isn't it amazing that, like, if your son was two years old when you got deployed to Afghanistan and you served in the military, you could potentially be serving in the same conflict as...

00:20:09.500 That's unbelievable.

00:20:10.940 It's a never-ending war for the Jews. 0.73

00:20:13.460 I'm just happy that they're pulling out of Syria and pulling out of Afghanistan. 1.00

00:20:19.840 They should just pull out of everything, because really, what the fuck does it have to do with us? 0.96

00:20:23.320 Nothing. 0.90

00:20:24.240 And anything you see conservatives agreeing with liberals on, you know it's a bad thing.

00:20:29.200 It can't be good.

00:20:31.300 Yeah, anytime the liberals of the media is appraising something Trump does, you know it's bad.

00:20:35.760 Yes, absolutely.

00:20:36.820 Oh, man, MAGA-Peds are furious right now, because, I mean, liberals were all about, we need to stay in Syria.

00:20:44.880 Or, no, they were about, we need to get the hell out of here when Bush did it.

00:20:51.060 And now Obama, and they've just flipped, like, three times now.

00:20:56.320 They're on their third flip-the-script on who to follow at this point. 1.00

00:21:01.200 And it's just, I don't know, it's just normal shit. 0.99

00:21:04.960 But MAGA-Peds are all over it. 1.00

00:21:09.640 What, pointing out their hypocrisy? 1.00

00:21:12.080 Yeah, it's just more basic bitch conservatism of, oh, look at these lying media. 1.00

00:21:20.280 These people have very severe situational ethics. 0.98

00:21:23.260 They don't actually have principles.

00:21:27.580 It was never much of a MAGA-Pede.

00:21:30.820 In fact, this is the only thing that he's doing that I was really enthusiastic about, is that I did not want to go to war with Russia.

00:21:39.940 I did not want the First and Second Amendments extinguished.

00:21:42.880 Of course, I wanted the wall and everything, but, I mean, Hillary Clinton would have invaded, like, countless nations by now. 1.00

00:21:51.920 Oh, for sure.

00:21:52.020 Well, she never saw a conflict she didn't like.

00:21:56.100 We came, we saw, he died.

00:21:58.500 He died.

00:22:00.180 In case anyone was still wondering about the freezing point of semen, it's negative 196 degrees. 0.50

00:22:07.360 Jeez.

00:22:07.720 Really?

00:22:09.020 And liquid nitrogen.

00:22:09.820 That is, uh...

00:22:10.700 Wow.

00:22:11.920 Fascinating.

00:22:12.480 Or negative 70 degrees in a freezer.

00:22:14.520 That's a pretty resilient liquid right there.

00:22:18.840 Yeah.

00:22:19.140 Yeah, so if you were, like, in the Alps or something, if you rubbed one out in the Alps, it would still be a fluid, and everything else would freeze.

00:22:28.940 Wow.

00:22:30.260 There's your sustenance.

00:22:33.540 Well, along with this story, we got the, uh...

00:22:36.540 Mattis is gone, or he's going, so that's good, too.

00:22:39.980 Moderate dog Mattis.

00:22:41.420 Yeah.

00:22:42.980 Moderate dog.

00:22:44.520 Oh, man. 0.99

00:22:48.560 Did you guys see that picture I posted, um, I don't know, a few days ago, about that dude who had a bunch of Trump shit all over his, like, RV? 0.98

00:22:58.580 Oh, yeah, I saw that, the one that he drove past. 0.99

00:23:01.280 Yeah, and he had fucking a bunch of mad dog things on his... 0.99

00:23:04.940 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:05.460 I wonder how that guy's feeling right now.

00:23:07.440 Dude, people were fired up about him, too, when he got...

00:23:10.420 Why? 1.00

00:23:10.600 Everybody was like, oh, shit, mad dog? 1.00

00:23:12.580 This dude's gonna be crazy. 1.00

00:23:14.200 No. 0.96

00:23:15.980 Not at all.

00:23:18.820 Yeah, wow.

00:23:19.740 Yeah, no. 1.00

00:23:20.740 Glad that fucker's gonna be gone soon. 1.00

00:23:23.100 Yeah, mad dog. 1.00

00:23:24.200 How do you ever get that fucking name? 1.00

00:23:25.920 It's like all these phony appellations that these guys come up with, like, John McCain is a maverick. 1.00

00:23:30.700 Which, by the way, is just an unbranded cow. 0.56

00:23:33.140 That's my understanding of the root of that word.

00:23:37.760 An unbranded cow.

00:23:39.560 That's an insult to Tom Cruise.

00:23:42.200 Yeah, it is. 0.99

00:23:42.980 And the missile, which has killed more Haji's than this fucking mad dog Mattis ever has. 0.99

00:23:54.040 Anyway, he was also the guy that was in favor of bringing the trannies into the military because, you know... 1.00

00:23:58.580 Oh, that's right.

00:23:59.020 Because of reasons.

00:24:00.560 It would make us more cohesive.

00:24:02.160 That's right.

00:24:02.520 It would make us stronger.

00:24:03.700 All the globo-homo-argo talk.

00:24:07.580 They're good human shields, I guess.

00:24:11.140 Yeah. 0.98

00:24:11.480 That's your active armor on your T-52 tanks or whatever the fuck we're at now.

00:24:19.280 Your active protection on your mesh nets. 0.85

00:24:21.760 It could be psychological warfare weapons, too. 0.99

00:24:23.620 Just send, like, a whole army of, like, arm-flailing, prancing faggots towards your line. 1.00

00:24:28.420 You know, the idea of becoming a war bride of those guys. 1.00

00:24:31.340 No, fucking trannies, dude. 1.00

00:24:32.540 Send trannies. 1.00

00:24:33.580 And they get all confused and they just start fucking trannies. 1.00

00:24:37.100 Oh, gosh. 1.00

00:24:38.900 That's what I'm saying.

00:24:39.540 You just make a whole, like, division of trannies and then send them to the enemy. 1.00

00:24:43.540 Yeah.

00:24:43.840 In, like, pink uniforms with the...

00:24:46.160 Instead of guns, they got floppy dildos.

00:24:48.240 Yeah.

00:24:48.440 That's psychological warfare. 1.00

00:24:50.120 Fuck, marry, kill. 1.00

00:24:51.220 And if you answer wrong, you lose. 1.00

00:24:54.760 Or you could also just tell them, okay, guys, we're here.

00:24:58.380 Or whatever.

00:24:59.240 It's...

00:24:59.640 We're here.

00:25:00.880 There's a parade.

00:25:01.820 We're going to start this gay pride parade now.

00:25:03.640 Just start marching that way. 0.98

00:25:04.960 Like, straight into the line of fire.

00:25:06.700 Oh, yeah.

00:25:06.980 Or the minefield. 0.98

00:25:07.680 And then they shoot them. 0.50

00:25:08.440 And then you get the entire... 0.99

00:25:09.440 The entire backing of the United Nations when they shoot a bunch of trannies. 1.00

00:25:12.740 Yeah. 0.88

00:25:15.180 That's how you get everybody on your side.

00:25:19.140 Oh, man.

00:25:20.160 The United Nations is like, oh, we must condemn this.

00:25:22.860 Maybe Mad Dog was on to something after all.

00:25:24.820 I don't know.

00:25:25.920 I don't know.

00:25:26.320 And then you know what would happen is the first post-operative tranny, whatever, the male 1.00

00:25:32.900 to female or female to male tranny gets his dick blown off and becomes like a female again. 1.00

00:25:38.520 And that would just be like all of the newspapers. 1.00

00:25:41.280 They would just...

00:25:42.920 Woman became man becomes woman again. 0.97

00:25:45.920 Yeah.

00:25:46.740 Powerful stuff.

00:25:47.600 I mean, I was watching Survivor.

00:25:50.220 I don't know if you guys watch Survivor.

00:25:51.620 I watch Survivor.

00:25:52.600 I don't know.

00:25:53.040 It's one of my guilty pleasures.

00:25:55.500 And one of the previous...

00:25:57.140 It was the finale.

00:25:57.920 And one of the previous contestants was a woman who became a man and had a beard and everything.

00:26:04.060 And they were asking her questions, asking it questions in the audience.

00:26:09.100 And it had this Asian boyfriend sitting next to it.

00:26:13.560 It was a dude.

00:26:15.420 And I'm just confused about that because if you're a woman who wants to be a man, don't 1.00

00:26:20.180 you want to date women? 1.00

00:26:22.260 Nope.

00:26:22.840 That just doesn't make any sense. 1.00

00:26:24.180 He still wants to have gay sex. 1.00

00:26:25.880 Like in his eyes, he's having gay sex or something. 1.00

00:26:28.160 Is that show still... 1.00

00:26:29.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:29.800 Double gay. 1.00

00:26:30.840 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:31.360 Wow.

00:26:32.000 It's just bizarre.

00:26:32.960 What are they on, like, season 50 now?

00:26:35.800 No, 37 just ended.

00:26:37.620 Good God.

00:26:38.380 Yeah.

00:26:39.380 I've seen them all, dude. 0.96

00:26:41.400 This one sucked.

00:26:41.960 I'm sorry for you. 0.78

00:26:42.960 No, no.

00:26:44.140 Some of them are good.

00:26:45.160 Last year, or last season, it was really good.

00:26:47.940 It had, like, this redneck white dude. 0.96

00:26:50.200 And all these, like, paused fucking weird, like, goblin people were, like, gunning for 1.00

00:26:56.040 him to try to get him off. 0.93

00:26:57.240 And they couldn't get rid of him. 0.99

00:26:58.420 And he just fucking took them all out and won the show. 0.99

00:27:00.780 So, that was kind of good. 0.99

00:27:02.420 Well, I mean, Jersey Shore was a good guilty pleasure just to be in shock the entire time

00:27:09.340 with the absurdity of it.

00:27:11.420 Yeah.

00:27:12.700 You're like, my God, these people make more money than me.

00:27:15.840 Yeah.

00:27:16.480 Yeah.

00:27:17.020 They do.

00:27:18.240 They're a sad bunch now.

00:27:19.720 They're on, like...

00:27:20.940 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:27:21.960 They all look like shit. 1.00

00:27:23.620 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:24.240 They're, like, D-list.

00:27:25.400 Not even that.

00:27:26.020 They're, like, F-list.

00:27:27.420 I saw one of them.

00:27:29.920 Was that the DJ one?

00:27:31.140 Pauly?

00:27:32.280 He was on some, like...

00:27:33.760 Pauly D.

00:27:34.680 Yeah.

00:27:35.020 He was on some marriage, reality marriage boot camp show recently.

00:27:39.800 It was just, like, really sad.

00:27:43.560 Like, this is what they've resorted to.

00:27:47.140 So, Celebrity Rehab is the next stop.

00:27:50.420 Yeah.

00:27:50.780 Yeah.

00:27:51.300 Exactly.

00:27:54.100 All right.

00:27:54.920 Yeah. 0.73

00:27:55.080 Well, speaking of trannies and... 1.00

00:27:57.460 Yeah.

00:27:58.220 ...this kind of degeneracy, do you guys know who Desmond is, Amazing, or the show?

00:28:02.500 Unfortunately, yeah.

00:28:04.500 Yeah.

00:28:05.000 Is that the kid?

00:28:05.840 Yeah.

00:28:07.060 Yeah.

00:28:07.400 He's, a.k.a. Drag Kid. 1.00

00:28:11.820 Wow.

00:28:12.700 Yeah.

00:28:13.320 That statement in itself should be illegal.

00:28:16.120 Yeah, I know.

00:28:17.360 But, no, it's celebrated now.

00:28:19.780 Yeah, he's a 10-year-old boy who dressed up like Gwen Stefani and danced around... 0.92

00:28:26.000 Another tranny. 1.00

00:28:33.000 ...danced around in a semen-caked gay strip floor. 1.00

00:28:37.400 ...gay club. 1.00

00:28:38.660 And, uh, was just sort of prancing around while, like, pedophiles threw cash at him. 0.85

00:28:44.300 Yeah, picked up dollar bills from these old middle-aged men. 0.93

00:28:48.420 That reminds me, I, uh, went to a bookstore for the first time, uh, Barnes and Nobles in

00:28:54.480 a long time, because these places are just cesspools, man.

00:29:02.000 And going through the kids section, just checking out some of the books.

00:29:06.280 And, uh, there was one, I think I posted a picture of it, but it was, like, Baby Feminist. 1.00

00:29:13.060 Yes. 0.98

00:29:13.240 It's literally, like, a little nigger baby and some other mud baby with a gigantic unibrow 1.00

00:29:18.700 on the cover. 0.97

00:29:20.040 And then there was another one called A Girl in Her Pink Hat. 0.98

00:29:25.980 And I knew, just from looking at the cover, I was like, this is gonna be some pussy hat 1.00

00:29:30.480 bullshit. 1.00

00:29:31.080 I know it. 0.99

00:29:32.300 So, sure enough, I opened up to, like, just some random page in the middle of it. 0.97

00:29:37.120 And, of course, there's, like, the women's march, like, hijabs and niggers and everything. 1.00

00:29:42.280 And, come put your pink hat on. 1.00

00:29:45.040 And everybody had the banners and shit. 0.99

00:29:46.840 And there's, like, kids picture books, dude. 0.74

00:29:50.500 They sell that, but they won't sell Mein Kampf, huh?

00:29:52.840 That's, uh...

00:29:53.440 You always know it's bad, but when you, like, actually go out to a bookstore and see it,

00:29:58.160 it just makes you that much more angry.

00:30:00.620 Well, it'll just make you that much more happy when they go out of business.

00:30:03.440 Because they will.

00:30:06.200 I'm cool with book burnings.

00:30:08.040 Oh, yeah.

00:30:08.860 Sure.

00:30:09.420 I'm beyond cool with book burnings.

00:30:12.700 I went into a Barnes & Noble a couple years ago when, uh, uh, Pat Buchanan's book,

00:30:18.100 Churchill, Hitler, and the Unnecessary War, or Roosevelt, Churchill, and Hitler, and something

00:30:22.500 like that.

00:30:23.460 And, uh, I expected it to be up front, you know, where the latest bestsellers are and

00:30:27.940 stuff like that.

00:30:28.440 And it was a bestseller.

00:30:29.320 And very, very archetypal, like, purple-haired, nose-ringed, sort of, it's Pat, Barnes & Noble

00:30:42.160 then as an employee, uh, I asked her where I could find it, and she said, who's it by

00:30:47.900 and what's the title?

00:30:48.580 And I repeated myself, and she said, did you check the fiction section?

00:30:53.140 Wow.

00:30:53.700 Oh, my God.

00:30:54.520 I almost burnt her to the ground with my case. 0.88

00:30:57.620 You should have said, is that where all the Holocaust books are?

00:31:00.080 Yeah.

00:31:01.360 That reminds me, they also sell the Antifa handbook at Barnes & Noble's.

00:31:08.320 Not a surprise.

00:31:10.160 Speaking of Antifa, the ethnicity busted. 1.00

00:31:14.420 The Antifa leader revealed.

00:31:15.720 Can you guess the ethnicity?

00:31:17.520 Look, I am!

00:31:18.420 So, Smash Racism DC organizer, so-called Jose Martin, also known as Chepe.

00:31:27.580 Chepe?

00:31:28.260 Chepe?

00:31:29.060 How do you say that in espanoli?

00:31:31.220 I don't know.

00:31:32.120 I think it's just Chepe.

00:31:33.300 Yeah.

00:31:35.000 Or Cheap.

00:31:36.520 Cheap.

00:31:38.160 Hey, well, his ethnicity was revealed.

00:31:40.840 He's a Jew. 1.00

00:31:41.440 He's a Jew. 1.00

00:31:42.800 He's a radical communist and Antifa leader operating in the U.S. 0.65

00:31:46.340 He advocates the violent overthrow of the government and the murder of the rich and claims to have

00:31:51.240 international involvement in left-wing movements.

00:31:54.720 Smash Racism DC is the Antifa group that protested in front of Fox News host Tucker Carlson's

00:32:02.380 house and berated Senator Ted Cruz at a restaurant until he and his wife were forced to leave.

00:32:08.580 It's only one of Antifa's leaders, one of the Antifa, Jesus, I can't read tonight.

00:32:13.660 It's only one of the Antifa's leaders' radical left-wing projects.

00:32:19.160 So, he was, depending on the circumstances, it seems like eerily familiar.

00:32:23.540 Depending on the circumstances, he was either like a Mexican, like a Hispanic, or...

00:32:28.260 He's got to have some Hispanic in him, but he's definitely Jewish.

00:32:33.800 He looks pretty Sephardic. 0.99

00:32:36.400 Look at those rat eyes. 0.98

00:32:39.620 Yeah. 0.96

00:32:39.920 Yeah.

00:32:40.380 Yeah, no, he does.

00:32:41.880 He's got to.

00:32:43.060 He's got some mud in there somewhere there.

00:32:46.120 Lots of mud.

00:32:48.100 His mom is even more... 0.88

00:32:50.380 They show her?

00:32:51.020 Oh.

00:32:52.140 Yeah.

00:32:54.820 But she's been all over the news, too, like as his non-radical but still radical personality.

00:33:00.540 This dude was a, uh, what was it, like a Rolling Stone contributor.

00:33:07.880 He's also been on TV a few times as well.

00:33:11.800 Under his real name.

00:33:16.100 All the time advocating for socialism, but in a peaceful way. 1.00

00:33:20.220 But then online, he's promoting, we need to eat the rich, that kind of creepy-ass shit. 0.99

00:33:25.180 Yeah, and his day job, his regular job was, he worked at some NGO, right? 1.00

00:33:31.660 Some progressive NGO.

00:33:34.320 I believe. 1.00

00:33:36.800 Well, that fucker's out. 1.00

00:33:39.760 Not that it'll, uh, harm his career, or, um, you know, damage his credentials. 0.99

00:33:44.160 I don't know, those should make him even more famous and...

00:33:47.180 ...even more popular with...

00:33:49.180 ...the new wave of Democrats.

00:33:52.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:52.820 ...like donkey bitch? 1.00

00:33:55.780 Oh, yeah, there'll be two peas in a pod. 1.00

00:33:58.680 Don't talk bad about my ride.

00:34:00.060 Except, no, she's anti-Semitic. 0.93

00:34:00.720 Yeah.

00:34:01.900 She's anti-Semitic, never mind. 0.99

00:34:05.580 She's a self-hating Jew? 1.00

00:34:07.900 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:09.920 I love how the... 0.91

00:34:11.820 ...normicons are now trying to pull the next wave of DR3 bullshit, like... 0.99

00:34:17.520 ...oh, the liberals are the real anti-Semites now. 0.99

00:34:20.120 It's just all so... 1.00

00:34:23.340 It's so ridiculous, man. 0.98

00:34:26.520 These people just... 0.99

00:34:29.280 I wish they'd just go away. 1.00

00:34:32.080 It's just like, shut up! 1.00

00:34:35.260 Yeah, go be Jews and feminists somewhere else, please. 1.00

00:34:37.960 Well, I guess, uh... 0.98

00:34:41.580 ...shall we make British schoolchildren to be told that both boys and girls can menstruate?

00:34:46.180 Yes.

00:34:46.620 Or last?

00:34:47.300 Oh, gosh, yes.

00:34:48.660 Yeah, that's horrible.

00:34:51.500 Schoolchildren will be taught that all genders can have periods in a new sex education lesson... 0.86

00:34:56.960 ...in a victory for transgender rights campaigners.

00:35:01.740 At least they qualified it and said transgender rights campaigners. 0.98

00:35:04.860 It's not a...

00:35:05.300 Like...

00:35:06.180 It would be more infuriating if they said, in a victory for all decent people everywhere. 0.87

00:35:11.300 You know, it's obviously just a victory for this niche group of mentally damaged people. 0.87

00:35:17.940 The new advice follows a council report which said, trans boys and men and non-binary people may have periods.

00:35:26.320 Adding that menstruation must be inclusive of all genders.

00:35:31.180 That...

00:35:31.500 This whole time, menstruation's been so intolerant, you know? 1.00

00:35:34.980 We need to show...

00:35:36.200 We need to show menstruation who we are and that, you know, women only being able to menstruate is not who we are. 0.86

00:35:44.440 It's bigotry.

00:35:45.480 We need to... 0.79

00:35:45.900 Oh, God, that picture's disgusting.

00:35:47.500 I know, I know. 1.00

00:35:48.260 I hate that fucking free-bleeding shit. 1.00

00:35:50.960 Oh, it's gonna make me puke. 1.00

00:35:52.580 To see some lesbian dressed like a dude with fucking... 1.00

00:35:55.560 Ugh! 1.00

00:35:56.280 ...spread legs with blood and...

00:35:58.200 It's just...

00:35:58.840 What?

00:35:59.260 It's just...

00:35:59.580 If I saw that in public, I would...

00:36:01.960 I don't know what I'd do, but I'd definitely confront them.

00:36:04.760 I'd like to find the tallest building nearby.

00:36:07.280 Oh, God.

00:36:09.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:10.300 Disgusting. 0.99

00:36:11.520 If anyone was wondering... 0.98

00:36:12.700 Can you call the cops on somebody for that?

00:36:13.900 Like, there's gotta be some wall somewhere.

00:36:14.800 You'd get arrested.

00:36:15.520 Yeah, there's a law, right, that you'd go to jail for bigotry, intolerance, harassment.

00:36:22.420 If anyone's wondering what we're looking at, look at hashtag Bleeding While Trans and at Tony, T-O-N-I, The Tampon. 0.93

00:36:30.440 Tony the Tampon?

00:36:32.960 Yeah.

00:36:33.960 Is that like a new cereal that they're gonna eat?

00:36:37.580 Oh, it's interesting you mention that, because there was a...

00:36:40.220 They had a special edition Frosted Flakes box.

00:36:43.600 No, don't really.

00:36:45.120 Tony the Tiger.

00:36:47.540 He was in a gay march.

00:36:49.280 No, so his stripes were all like rainbow color now? 0.96

00:36:52.220 Yeah, and he had his prolapsed rectum slumped over his shoulder.

00:36:55.280 Oh, God, he's a furry.

00:36:55.540 Oh, my God.

00:36:58.160 He's a furry.

00:37:00.980 Oh, my gosh.

00:37:02.600 No.

00:37:02.900 Do you guys remember the internet campaign where furries, like, pretty much ruined Tony the Tiger?

00:37:08.600 No.

00:37:09.800 Yeah, there's, like, a big furry campaign.

00:37:12.840 I don't visit the same webpages as you, I think.

00:37:15.000 Oh, man.

00:37:15.280 This is pretty bad.

00:37:16.000 This is terrible. 0.97

00:37:16.680 It was literally just flooding Twitter and the internet with Tony the Tiger furry porn.

00:37:23.280 And they had to, like, shut it down and close their Twitter.

00:37:25.740 Oh, my God.

00:37:26.380 They, like, closed their Twitter and everything.

00:37:28.900 Oh, wow.

00:37:30.240 I've seen some of the Disney stuff, like Beauty and the Beast.

00:37:33.120 People are sick.

00:37:34.040 Ew. 1.00

00:37:35.440 I mean, next thing you know, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guys are gonna be, like, having a gay orgy on the box. 1.00

00:37:41.940 It's pretty sick stuff, man. 0.99

00:37:43.840 Yeah, and the Froot Loops isn't a follow-your-nose. 0.99

00:37:48.740 Toucan's saying they'll just have, like, a dragon dildo on his face. 0.92

00:37:52.820 Oh, God. 0.99

00:37:53.840 Dragon dildo?

00:37:55.000 And all the Froot Loops will be brown.

00:37:57.440 Oh.

00:37:59.300 That's disgusting. 0.63

00:38:02.500 All right.

00:38:03.300 I think we've exhausted ourselves.

00:38:05.180 We got another one.

00:38:07.620 We got a cloud flare up in the news.

00:38:11.780 Do you have that one?

00:38:13.120 Oh, yeah.

00:38:14.800 And we've also got dog.

00:38:16.200 Hog. 0.99

00:38:17.280 Oh, yeah.

00:38:17.940 Hog boy. 0.95

00:38:19.560 Well, you guys are more techie than I am.

00:38:21.380 Someone want to take cloud flare?

00:38:22.620 Yeah, you do that, chill.

00:38:24.980 All right.

00:38:25.780 Cloud flare serves U.S. banned foreign terror organizations while denying service to Daily Stormer.

00:38:33.220 This is from CNET.

00:38:34.600 At least seven of Cloudflare's customers are under sanction by the U.S. Treasury Department and six are on the U.S. Department of State's list of foreign terrorist groups.

00:38:45.640 One of the groups is the Taliban, which isn't on the State Department's foreign terrorism group list.

00:38:53.500 Also named in the report are several Palestinian groups, al-Shabaab and the Kurdistan Workers Party, all of which are on the list.

00:39:03.280 The designation is meant to make things like international commerce and travel harder for the groups on the list.

00:39:10.420 So, we've got international terrorist organizations that are actively sanctioned and targeted by the United States government being served by a U.S. company.

00:39:26.340 Yeah, no problem.

00:39:28.920 But Daily Stormer, no, we can't do that.

00:39:32.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:33.320 And the fucking CEO, Matthew Prince, is such a faggot that I don't think he's spoken out against this. 1.00

00:39:41.180 But just, if anybody remembers his statements on Daily Stormer, which is so ridiculous. 1.00

00:39:47.180 Like, oh, well, I don't ever want to break the rules, but for this one case, I'm going to break the rules anyway.

00:39:52.740 I remember.

00:39:53.540 But the rules still matter.

00:39:54.900 We're still neutral.

00:39:56.340 Yeah, no, you're not.

00:39:58.760 I mean, these organizations are actually responsible for deaths.

00:40:04.700 Daily Stormer is not responsible for any deaths.

00:40:07.920 Well, you're responsible for Heather Heyer. 1.00

00:40:10.320 Oh, yeah, I forgot.

00:40:13.020 But CNET keeps going.

00:40:16.320 It is an issue the company has faced in the past.

00:40:19.860 Cloudflare faced scrutiny in August of 2017 for providing and then ending services.

00:40:26.340 To the neo-Nazi site, the Daily Stormer.

00:40:30.120 The controversy started after other web service companies like GoDaddy and Google removed their support from the website a few days earlier.

00:40:39.040 Google didn't just remove support for the website.

00:40:41.160 They stole the domain and then sold it a year later.

00:40:46.940 So that's not accurate.

00:40:48.280 In the aftermath of the Charlottesville demonstration and death of counter-protester Heather... 0.75

00:40:54.300 Oh, God.

00:40:56.400 The Daily Stormer published an offensive article about hire, and tech companies began to stop providing the website with internet services.

00:41:04.540 Yeah.

00:41:04.700 At the time, Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince said in a statement,

00:41:09.620 The company does not pick and choose its customers based on their ideological beliefs.

00:41:15.500 However, the Daily Stormer has gone too far by spreading rumors that Cloudflare supported its neo-Nazi ideology.

00:41:23.560 I never, nobody ever saw anybody, anywhere, claiming that Cloudflare somehow supports Daily Stormer.

00:41:34.380 But even if someone did say that, it doesn't matter.

00:41:37.940 Nobody even knew.

00:41:39.620 Well, I'm sure somebody noticed, like, you get the checking your browser for authenticity thing,

00:41:45.600 and it's gotten really small print at the bottom, brought to you by Cloudflare. 0.97

00:41:50.820 But nobody gave a shit about that. 0.94

00:41:52.920 Nobody's out there saying, 0.98

00:41:54.340 Oh, any company that has anything to do or even associated with Daily Stormer supports us. 1.00

00:42:00.700 Nobody was that stupid. 1.00

00:42:02.680 This is some fucking communist Jew bitch going to Cloudflare and saying, 1.00

00:42:08.880 Oh, you guys are supporting Nazis. 1.00

00:42:10.500 Yeah, pretty much.

00:42:11.360 He got scared.

00:42:14.060 That's all it takes, man.

00:42:15.600 But no, you can support a literal terrorist organization that's out there beheading and bombing people.

00:42:21.260 No problem. 0.50

00:42:22.000 Daily.

00:42:23.440 What's the issue?

00:42:25.320 That's fine.

00:42:26.040 Yeah, what's the problem, bigot?

00:42:27.380 Yeah.

00:42:30.700 Well, they have revealed preferences, right?

00:42:34.660 They say they have principles.

00:42:36.640 They say that, you know, they're objective and they don't take a stand, except when they do.

00:42:41.620 And clearly they stand with the deep state, the establishment's desire to foster unrest and terrorism over the world and different parts of the world.

00:42:53.660 Um, but they do not want the Goyim knowing. 1.00

00:42:57.680 No.

00:42:58.620 If you say that they support you and you are a controversial website that they don't agree with, they'll pull the plug on you. 0.94

00:43:05.500 But if you behead people, that's totally cool. 0.62

00:43:08.380 No big deal. 0.98

00:43:09.160 So, yeah, if we want to go by death tolls, then, God.

00:43:13.460 I know.

00:43:14.380 It's not even close.

00:43:15.800 No.

00:43:16.000 It's kind of a non sequitur, but this reminds me of, uh, during the, the height of the war on terror, uh, it was illegal, obviously, to send funds to, to terrorist organizations, except some organizations like the Mujahideen Ikalk, the MEK in Iran, which was what the rest of the world acknowledged was a terrorist organization.

00:43:38.840 It was, uh, funded and supported by Israel, the Saudis, and the United States, and, uh, you could support the MEK while they were murdering scientists and, uh, civilians and, uh, diplomats and stuff.

00:43:50.200 Well, it's the same thing with the Syrian rebels being supported by the United States and Israel.

00:43:56.300 They're not a legal terrorist organization.

00:43:58.200 Weren't there a few, like, Americans and Brits that, that went and tried to fight with them and they got arrested or they were, uh, their, their, their passports were revoked?

00:44:11.940 I don't know.

00:44:12.760 Yeah.

00:44:15.860 Yeah, I think they just wanted that to be a completely, uh, closed shop.

00:44:19.540 They wanted to handle it.

00:44:21.440 Um, you know, like the clandestine services didn't want any Americans going in there and blogging about it or, uh, you know, noticing it.

00:44:28.180 You know, noticing things. 0.99

00:44:31.840 Anyway, yeah, fucking cloud flare. 0.99

00:44:34.400 But this is just, uh, part and parcel of the oppression that the alt-right is enduring at the moment. 0.99

00:44:39.780 White people in general.

00:44:41.260 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:44:42.600 If you speak up for, um, for your people and you happen to be white, you're evil, you're a racist, you're a neo-Nazi. 1.00

00:44:51.000 Everyone else can do it, but if you're white, that's racism. 1.00

00:44:55.240 It's systematic racism. 0.74

00:44:56.560 Uh, systemic.

00:45:00.300 All right.

00:45:01.260 Did you want to cover, uh, David Hogg going to Harvard?

00:45:05.520 Uh, I guess so.

00:45:07.720 Yeah, sure.

00:45:08.900 All right.

00:45:09.420 For the people who may not remember, David Hogg was the crisis actor that, uh...

00:45:15.120 Oh, boy.

00:45:17.160 Who, uh, what was it?

00:45:18.780 Broward County?

00:45:19.880 Oh, God.

00:45:20.780 Oh, yeah.

00:45:21.180 Sheriff Israel. 1.00

00:45:21.980 Yeah, the fucking mudblood kid. 1.00

00:45:25.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:25.760 That's shooting.

00:45:27.140 He was white.

00:45:27.660 I want to...

00:45:28.140 He was white.

00:45:28.940 Oh, yeah.

00:45:29.640 Totally white. 0.64

00:45:30.920 He's white. 0.99

00:45:31.340 I want to meme, I want to meme Broward County residents as a new dog whistle for Jew. 1.00

00:45:37.500 Yeah, no. 1.00

00:45:37.940 Isn't that the county that had the voting shit going on? 1.00

00:45:41.240 It is. 1.00

00:45:41.800 It is.

00:45:42.080 It also has the highest density of Jews outside of New York.

00:45:45.260 With that negress. 1.00

00:45:45.960 That's convenient.

00:45:48.100 Mm-hmm.

00:45:48.720 Yeah.

00:45:50.160 All right.

00:45:50.600 So he's been accepted to, uh, Harvard, of course, because of his stellar academics, right?

00:45:56.080 Planned major in political science. 1.00

00:46:00.520 You can't even make this shit up, dude. 0.99

00:46:05.100 It wasn't going to be, like, physics or biology, something useful for the world to know. 0.99

00:46:12.780 Political science.

00:46:14.620 Yeah.

00:46:16.720 Marketing and communications.

00:46:18.700 Right.

00:46:18.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:19.420 This guy, fucking, I can't stand looking at him. 1.00

00:46:25.840 I can't either. 1.00

00:46:26.720 How old is he now?

00:46:27.820 Who cares?

00:46:28.940 Is he old enough to be beat up?

00:46:30.720 Yes.

00:46:31.840 All right.

00:46:32.860 It's good to know.

00:46:34.040 Yeah.

00:46:35.060 He's been that old since he was born.

00:46:37.740 Yeah.

00:46:40.780 Yeah.

00:46:41.420 I don't know.

00:46:41.960 You want me to read a little bit of this?

00:46:43.980 If you like.

00:46:44.520 Okay.

00:46:44.920 This is from Breitbart.

00:46:46.320 Gun control activist David Hogg announced Saturday that he has,

00:46:49.420 been officially accepted to Harvard University.

00:46:51.520 On December 22nd, Hogg announced his Harvard acceptance on Twitter.

00:46:55.840 And here's his tweet.

00:46:57.560 Thank you for all the well wishes.

00:46:59.460 I'll be attending Harvard in the fall with a planned major in political science.

00:47:03.960 Oh.

00:47:05.180 I wonder what he's trying to do with his degree once he gets it.

00:47:10.100 I wonder.

00:47:11.700 Maybe CNN has a place for him.

00:47:13.620 Yeah.

00:47:14.040 I was just going to say. 1.00

00:47:15.380 He'll be a CNN special correspondent on being a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:47:21.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:21.800 I guess that brief is already pretty full.

00:47:23.680 Maybe they'll have to make a special section for him.

00:47:25.660 He'll be Anderson Cooper's new butt buddy.

00:47:27.420 Oh, for sure.

00:47:28.440 He probably already is.

00:47:30.340 He's being groomed.

00:47:30.920 Yeah, he's already been interviewed by him.

00:47:32.480 He's probably getting groomed.

00:47:34.320 Cooper's like, this is what you have to do.

00:47:36.520 You go get a degree over here, and then you come work for me and blow me. 1.00

00:47:40.760 Then I'll bite your foreskin a little bit. 1.00

00:47:45.760 He's a Rothschild. 1.00

00:47:47.260 I know.

00:47:47.880 Anderson Cooper.

00:47:48.100 No, he's a Rockefeller.

00:47:49.960 A Vanderbilt.

00:47:50.580 Yeah, that's what it was.

00:47:51.700 Rockefeller.

00:47:52.460 No, he's Rockefeller, not Vanderbilt.

00:47:54.420 Yeah.

00:47:55.060 Wow.

00:47:55.980 He's also in the CIA.

00:47:59.660 In the Middle East.

00:48:00.760 He did some tours when he was in college.

00:48:04.860 He went on some photographic expeditions and some of the descriptions.

00:48:08.660 Photographic expeditions.

00:48:11.420 Whatever they want to call it now.

00:48:15.520 Well, apparently he had a fetish for dead bodies and morbid scenes.

00:48:20.460 So he was.

00:48:22.400 Well, he was just photographing his work.

00:48:24.500 Yeah.

00:48:24.780 At the CIA.

00:48:27.720 Yeah.

00:48:28.200 What do they call that?

00:48:31.660 Post-operative reconnaissance or something like that.

00:48:36.720 You know, you do some recon after the strike.

00:48:41.440 Yeah, so he will be fast-tracked through the system, and he'll be active in all the political

00:48:47.640 clubs.

00:48:48.120 And he'll just be a darling of the establishment as he ascends the school of the Chosenites. 0.98

00:48:56.420 Yeah.

00:48:56.920 He's one of the few white people these days to actually make it into Harvard.

00:48:59.900 I was just going to say, I thought it was exclusively for Jews now. 1.00

00:49:03.740 This kid is dumb as fuck, too. 1.00

00:49:05.580 If you ever try to read his tweets or anything. 1.00

00:49:08.140 Oh, yeah.

00:49:09.140 The grammar is so bad.

00:49:11.640 It's so bad. 1.00

00:49:12.240 Millennials are fucking stupid when it comes to grammar and Gen Z, too. 1.00

00:49:18.340 Because, I mean... 1.00

00:49:19.280 Everything's autocorrected.

00:49:21.520 Yeah.

00:49:21.960 Just reading a book will go a long way as far as helping your vocabulary.

00:49:28.100 But when you do nothing but just sit around and type on a phone all day and read other 1.00

00:49:34.740 people's illiterate shit on Twitter, it just turns you into a fucking retard. 1.00

00:49:40.640 And you can tell by reading how this guy writes. 1.00

00:49:44.020 And it's really bad.

00:49:47.980 Yeah, I was wondering, too, if he was the one who had exclusive use of his Twitter.

00:49:52.780 Because when I was on Twitter, it would be like he's texting something very dramatic

00:49:58.340 and sanctimonial.

00:50:01.540 And then the next one he's talking about, like, his raisin oatmeal cookies.

00:50:07.040 Like, ten minutes apart.

00:50:08.600 So, I don't know.

00:50:10.180 I think that's probably when he was being...

00:50:11.680 He was under the wing of CNN.

00:50:14.060 And he was probably just retweeting what some, you know, PR Jew... 0.90

00:50:19.780 Oh, he's definitely got a PR person now.

00:50:22.160 Yeah.

00:50:23.240 And he's in training to be a PR person.

00:50:24.980 Well, I'm glad he was able to capitalize on the deaths of all his fellow schoolmates.

00:50:33.700 He'll make them proud.

00:50:35.760 So that their deaths will not be in vain.

00:50:38.000 Dude, just reading this kid's Twitter, there's no way he's making these tweets. 1.00

00:50:45.880 If you look at his Twitter, there's no way he's posting half this shit. 1.00

00:50:50.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:50.940 And apparently, it's not even that difficult to achieve at Ivy League schools like Harvard.

00:50:59.220 From what I've heard.

00:51:01.320 So...

00:51:01.680 Well, not anymore. 1.00

00:51:02.440 They're letting in niggers and shit now, so... 1.00

00:51:04.140 Well, yeah. 1.00

00:51:04.560 Who do you have to compete with?

00:51:07.920 What was the name of that song you played earlier?

00:51:13.440 I don't know.

00:51:14.220 Which song?

00:51:16.040 Shitty Quisha or something like that? 1.00

00:51:17.580 Oh.

00:51:18.600 Yeah.

00:51:19.660 I don't remember.

00:51:20.940 That's who you have to compete with at Harvard now.

00:51:25.320 Yeah.

00:51:25.620 Pretty much.

00:51:26.600 And wetbacks, too, because, you know, you gotta let... 1.00

00:51:28.520 Yeah.

00:51:28.900 Dinduisha.

00:51:30.220 Yeah.

00:51:31.080 They gotta let all them in.

00:51:33.120 They all gotta go.

00:51:34.760 Yeah.

00:51:35.100 Julian Von Abel's antagonists there.

00:51:38.620 That's the quality of people that he'll be competing against.

00:51:43.280 They're Columbia students. 1.00

00:51:44.600 It's like, nigga, I feel you, but you dumb. 1.00

00:51:47.680 Ha ha ha ha ha. 1.00

00:51:48.720 That was from that physics kid video.

00:51:54.340 Yeah.

00:51:54.540 Wasn't that?

00:51:55.200 Yeah.

00:51:55.440 That chick in the background. 1.00

00:51:56.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:56.680 Nigga, I feel you, but you dumb. 1.00

00:51:58.700 What does that even mean? 1.00

00:52:00.060 Nothing.

00:52:00.360 I think...

00:52:00.680 You literally just canceled out your entire statement.

00:52:04.100 Yeah.

00:52:04.400 And I think these kids were genuinely shocked.

00:52:07.940 Like, they're not old enough or mature enough to know how these arguments or this sort of posturing is used as a weapon. 0.97

00:52:14.240 Um, they probably genuinely believe that, you know, they, they learned very well in their gender science and their, their cultural studies and whatever the fuck in these programs are, that literally white men did nothing. 0.97

00:52:27.540 That they are just coasting off the, the, they're riding on the backs of POC. 0.97

00:52:33.080 Oh, all day, every day.

00:52:35.820 Yeah.

00:52:38.980 Well, moving along, we have a couple of stories left.

00:52:43.160 Some funny ones.

00:52:46.080 Uh, straight people don't exist, according to research.

00:52:50.260 You guys know that?

00:52:51.820 Yeah.

00:52:52.560 Oh, yeah, man. 0.88

00:52:53.240 Everybody's a little gay. 1.00

00:52:54.440 Everyone's gay now. 1.00

00:52:55.000 Didn't you know?

00:52:55.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:56.620 Everyone's gay.

00:52:56.900 Even just a little.

00:52:57.640 A 2015 study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology undermines long-held beliefs about heteronormative sexual orientation.

00:53:08.080 The study looks at gender expression in women and measures their psychological response, viewing a variety of pornographic material.

00:53:14.100 It found that, regardless of how women self-report their sexuality, their bodies respond positively to both hetero and homosexual sex.

00:53:21.700 Meaning, women's sexuality is complex and not within the bounds of strict hetero or homosexuality.

00:53:29.620 Interesting.

00:53:30.680 No, see, that's, that's not conclusive in any way whatsoever.

00:53:38.060 No.

00:53:38.720 Because, I mean, like, when you watch porn, you're looking at the pleasure of the person. 0.96

00:53:46.580 And, so, it doesn't, either way, if you're seeing somebody, this is all disgusting. 1.00

00:53:55.100 I don't even like talking about this shit. 0.99

00:53:56.720 I know. 0.99

00:53:57.780 Yeah, the methodology, too, was to, to look at the pupil dilation. 0.99

00:54:02.720 They did not, for instance, put a little, like, you know, thing around your dick or, you know, the female anatomy to test it in a similar way. 0.93

00:54:10.100 So, if you're looking at something that is repulsive to you, you know, your eyes will dilate as well. 0.97

00:54:15.540 I mean, pupil dilation is not the only response that your body has to, to, eh, whatever.

00:54:24.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:54:24.920 I get what you're saying.

00:54:25.960 Like, the women that they were testing, they could have been repulsed by it and their pupils dilated in response to what they saw.

00:54:33.540 But they just took it as arousal somehow.

00:54:37.160 Right.

00:54:37.340 And, and also, I'd like to know what kind of porn that, not really, but it would be interesting to know what kind of images they were, they were watching.

00:54:45.880 Why did we let you on this show?

00:54:47.720 No, like, what the men were seeing, right?

00:54:51.220 I didn't say anything about men.

00:54:53.560 It just said women. 0.99

00:54:55.540 Yeah.

00:54:55.720 They did it on men as well.

00:54:57.020 In the 2015 study.

00:54:58.720 It just talked about women, though, as far as the reporting versus dilation.

00:55:05.260 Like, they switched it up on you there. 0.85

00:55:09.740 Well, according to Slavin, we show straight men a picture of a woman masturbating, and they respond just like a straight guy. 0.63

00:55:17.800 But then, you also show them a guy masturbating, and their eyes dilate a little bit. 0.87

00:55:22.940 Oh. 0.95

00:55:23.420 Very conclusive.

00:55:24.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:25.120 They're like, oh, Jesus, that's a dick. 1.00

00:55:26.780 What the fuck? 1.00

00:55:28.660 I didn't want to see that. 1.00

00:55:30.820 It's just a... 0.97

00:55:32.200 This is ridiculous. 0.99

00:55:34.360 This is so Talmudic. 0.99

00:55:36.400 Yeah.

00:55:36.700 And it's no surprise that the clinician or the scientist they're quoting is a Jew. 0.84

00:55:45.100 So...

00:55:45.700 I can't even watch...

00:55:46.700 Rich C. Slavin Williams.

00:55:48.220 I can't even watch, like, any Starz or HBO TV shows hardly anymore. 1.00

00:55:52.320 Because there's always a fucking man-ass. 0.99

00:55:55.120 Just right out in the open. 1.00

00:55:56.940 Every episode.

00:55:57.780 Without fail.

00:55:59.620 I remember there was that one show, Spartacus.

00:56:02.080 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:56:02.520 And it was just gay sex all the time. 1.00

00:56:07.600 Do you like to watch gladiator movies, Billy? 0.99

00:56:10.420 Yeah, let's watch something about badass gladiators. 1.00

00:56:13.280 Oh, there's two gladiators fucking each other in the ass. 1.00

00:56:16.420 There you go. 1.00

00:56:17.100 That's your badass gladiator movie.

00:56:19.840 The end.

00:56:21.520 Directed by Harvey Finkelstein.

00:56:24.360 And then there was that black sales TV show on HBO.

00:56:29.340 That show was really good.

00:56:30.360 And then they had to, like...

00:56:33.000 How many...

00:56:33.540 There were, like, three or four seasons.

00:56:35.760 Well, in, like, the second to last season, they decide to slip in the possibility that,

00:56:41.720 Oh, he's actually been gay this entire time and has a long-lost gay lover, the main character.

00:56:47.920 And then you think he's dead the whole time.

00:56:49.740 And the last scene of the last episode for the show is just him being reunited and having a full-on gay make-out session. 0.65

00:56:58.280 And the entire TV show...

00:57:00.920 So the tail end of the show is gay? 0.98

00:57:02.420 Yeah, the entire TV show had absolutely nothing to do with any type of relationships with this main character.

00:57:09.780 So you're saying the backside of the show ended up being gay?

00:57:12.840 Yeah, the tail end. 0.56

00:57:14.060 I already made that joke. 1.00

00:57:15.080 Damn it. 0.99

00:57:16.100 I was just re-emphasizing. 1.00

00:57:17.880 It's like, these shows, I can't even watch them anymore because it's just fucking sickening, dude. 0.98

00:57:22.500 Yeah. 0.96

00:57:25.740 Did you guys...

00:57:26.520 Oh, I'm having a brain fart.

00:57:27.760 There was a Netflix sci-fi show, Altered Carbon.

00:57:31.920 Did you guys see that at all?

00:57:32.800 No.

00:57:34.100 Uh-uh.

00:57:35.500 It was so-so.

00:57:37.040 There was a lot of... 0.93

00:57:37.980 There wasn't so much homosexual sex in it, but it was, like, really long and drawn-out and, like, graphic. 0.87

00:57:46.540 And I didn't really care for that, you know? 0.65

00:57:48.860 I'm like, I'm watching a science fiction show.

00:57:50.740 I don't... 0.99

00:57:51.600 You know, if I want porn, I'll fucking pull out my phone. 0.99

00:57:54.160 Also, I don't want to fucking watch that show with my mom, you know? 0.99

00:57:58.960 They're never good, either. 0.99

00:58:00.180 You can't watch any of these shows with any family.

00:58:02.340 It's never, like, a good romantic scene, either.

00:58:07.500 No, no, it's not.

00:58:08.480 Like, I get it.

00:58:08.980 If you're watching, like, a movie that's got a big romantic plot, and there's, like, a mediocre, like, a slightly racy scene, I get it.

00:58:18.260 But, no, it's never like that.

00:58:19.480 It's always just full-on, just straight pounding and then done.

00:58:23.680 And you're like, okay, well, that was useless and just made me uncomfortable.

00:58:27.200 But there's tasteful ways to handle those types of situations.

00:58:32.600 There are, but it doesn't ever get done anymore.

00:58:34.080 No, I know, no, no.

00:58:35.040 They can just suggest what's going to happen, and you just, you know, draw the picture in your own mind.

00:58:39.900 Yeah, or they don't not show it.

00:58:41.600 Show them, like, walking out of the room together.

00:58:43.560 Yeah, that's what I mean.

00:58:44.360 Something basic like that.

00:58:45.080 Something suggestive.

00:58:45.660 Leave it up to the imagination.

00:58:46.960 Exactly.

00:58:47.120 Don't ruin it.

00:58:47.940 Yeah, I know.

00:58:48.280 Right, yeah, like, you see, they close the door, and the camera's, like, on the viewers.

00:58:53.940 That's all you need to know.

00:58:54.360 That's all you need.

00:58:54.780 And then it cuts to her making a sandwich and him smoking a cigarette.

00:58:57.840 I don't need to see softcore in a movie I'm trying to watch with my, like, family or something.

00:59:02.820 No, everything is Skinamax style now. 1.00

00:59:05.040 That's fucking retarded. 1.00

00:59:07.000 There was also this homo element to it. 1.00

00:59:09.200 Like, the main guy's sidekick was this black, you know, computer scientist, security expert, of course. 0.90

00:59:14.000 Of course.

00:59:14.420 Of course.

00:59:14.820 He's a genius.

00:59:15.860 Right.

00:59:16.840 And his, so without getting to the premise of the show, you can basically swap your consciousness in and out of different bodies.

00:59:25.480 And so his, his dead wife gets re-animated into the body of some, like, effete white guy.

00:59:34.400 So there's this scene where they're-

00:59:35.440 Oh, God.

00:59:36.120 Gross. 0.89

00:59:37.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:59:37.280 There's no sex scene with them, but it was still kind of, like, irksome. 0.99

00:59:40.380 It's like, all right, he's got, like, a nigger sidekick, whatever, that's kind of, like, lethal weapon-ish. 1.00

00:59:45.320 Yeah. 0.98

00:59:45.640 I can live with that.

00:59:47.040 But then, yeah.

00:59:49.200 Then it gets all tranny. 0.83

00:59:51.380 Is that your heater?

00:59:51.960 And it doesn't, it doesn't seem to bother the dude either.

00:59:54.100 He's like, oh, my wife.

00:59:55.080 And they, like, look in each other's eyes.

00:59:59.780 Anyway.

01:00:00.500 Yeah.

01:00:02.000 Well, we have one more story.

01:00:06.580 And, uh, it's a funny one.

01:00:10.260 Ended off on a, on a funny note.

01:00:12.700 Who wants to handle it?

01:00:13.680 It's funny.

01:00:14.100 Go for it.

01:00:14.600 You do it, hate farmer.

01:00:16.980 Well, you, you got to tell me what it is.

01:00:18.940 Oh, it's the only one left.

01:00:19.660 It's just funny.

01:00:20.180 Come on.

01:00:20.380 It's the, uh, the Russian woman arrested for racism on the subway.

01:00:26.960 Yeah.

01:00:27.360 If only the viewers could see the video.

01:00:28.860 It's, it's not that great.

01:00:29.860 But, uh, a Russian woman, apparently she's got a Ukrainian last name, uh, goes and just starts attacking this Asian woman who, of course, of course, they turn the video on. 0.99

01:00:40.960 They only show you the moments after the woman, the white woman becomes abusive.

01:00:46.260 But, uh, she says in the video, stop touching me.

01:00:49.560 Because, uh, because obviously the Asian chick was, like, either pushing her or something. 1.00

01:00:54.440 And the chick just lost her fucking mind, finally. 1.00

01:00:57.900 Just couldn't take it anymore. 1.00

01:00:59.780 I can play a little clip of this.

01:01:01.600 I don't know if it's going to translate, uh, just the audio.

01:01:04.660 But play the, the last, like, 20 seconds or so when you, you hear the crowd's reaction.

01:01:08.720 That's going to be my new phone ring.

01:01:18.440 What?

01:01:20.760 What?

01:01:21.240 Can I get an accident?

01:01:22.420 Because you have to give them a key right back.

01:01:35.840 What'd you say, 20 seconds?

01:01:38.240 Yeah.

01:01:38.640 All right, let's see here, uh, it's, uh, this subway looks disgusting, too.

01:01:47.780 It is disgusting. 0.85

01:01:48.680 It's the most awful looking place. 1.00

01:01:55.300 Beautiful brown and black rainbow. 0.99

01:01:57.440 So, just every disgusting color under the sun. 1.00

01:02:03.980 I fucking hate New York. 1.00

01:02:05.520 And I hate most of all the subway. 0.99

01:02:09.780 For some reason, it doesn't want to, it doesn't want to skip ahead. 0.99

01:02:14.680 Damn. 0.96

01:02:15.080 If it does, I'll, I'll, uh, I'll let you guys know and I'll, I'll play it. 0.99

01:02:21.760 Yeah, the last thing in the video, uh, is the black dude who's recording say, yo, my privilege ain't gonna save you now. 0.65

01:02:28.260 Really?

01:02:28.680 Something that affects, yeah.

01:02:30.440 What was he saying by that?

01:02:31.740 What did he mean?

01:02:34.780 That he was going to do something to her or someone was?

01:02:39.140 Uh, I don't know.

01:02:39.820 I think he, he just knew that she was going to get, you know, Twitter, do your thing.

01:02:43.480 Oh, okay, gotcha.

01:02:49.440 Luke, Lushchinskaya has been, here we go. 0.97

01:02:56.860 What?

01:02:57.740 What?

01:02:59.080 What? 1.00

01:03:00.560 Fucking chink. 1.00

01:03:02.280 What? 1.00

01:03:03.420 What?

01:03:04.380 What?

01:03:05.760 What?

01:03:06.960 What?

01:03:08.880 No. 1.00

01:03:10.600 You're a disgrace to all white people. 1.00

01:03:12.720 Nah, you're not privileged ain't working over here, yo. 1.00

01:03:15.080 Fuck out of here with that racist shit. 1.00

01:03:17.120 Fucking nigger. 1.00

01:03:18.500 Faggot too. 1.00

01:03:22.120 Okay. 1.00

01:03:22.980 Let me see a taco.

01:03:23.940 You're holding it.

01:03:25.760 Okay.

01:03:26.840 You're calling?

01:03:29.680 This lady came on a train with some severe mental issues. 1.00

01:03:32.740 Seriously. 0.97

01:03:33.400 Okay.

01:03:34.300 No.

01:03:35.140 You already know she voted for Trump.

01:03:37.620 Oh, God.

01:03:38.760 Mm-hmm.

01:03:39.220 Oh.

01:03:39.720 I hope so.

01:03:44.160 I hope she did.

01:03:47.040 Yeah, that's it.

01:03:47.920 That's it for that video.

01:03:48.800 She said some more somewhere.

01:03:50.220 I don't know if it was in the video or not, but it's a pretty long video.

01:03:53.600 It is.

01:03:53.820 But she also says to one guy, what are you, her attorney? 1.00

01:03:59.200 Fucking Muhammad. 0.99

01:04:03.540 Oh, she's awesome, man. 1.00

01:04:04.960 Is she married?

01:04:05.700 Someone needs to marry her. 1.00

01:04:07.300 She is.

01:04:07.900 She's got a gigantic ring on.

01:04:09.840 Oh.

01:04:10.620 Either that or it's costume jewelry.

01:04:12.460 Oh.

01:04:12.940 Yeah, I see the ring.

01:04:14.080 But if she's in New York and from Eastern Europe, then she's probably somebody's bride. 0.95

01:04:21.820 Why is she on the subway with a gigantic ring with niggers on it? 1.00

01:04:26.800 This is apparently an AM train. 1.00

01:04:29.020 All the blacks are like, hey, bitch, we trying to get to work. 1.00

01:04:32.200 What you doing? 1.00

01:04:33.820 Shit. 1.00

01:04:35.960 Her Mercedes broke down. 1.00

01:04:37.640 It's in the shop. 0.96

01:04:38.380 Yeah, the blacks that are just going, that are going to work are just pretending to go 1.00

01:04:43.340 to work. 0.91

01:04:43.780 They need to show some kind of proof that they're seeking work so that they can keep getting

01:04:47.260 their checks.

01:04:48.620 And that's all this is. 0.95

01:04:49.940 It's not the same bunch of black people going to work every day on this train or any train 1.00

01:04:55.300 for that matter. 0.97

01:04:58.520 Yeah.

01:04:58.920 If you've ever had the misfortune of being on New York public transport, it's a disgusting. 0.99

01:05:06.680 Disgusting place. 1.00

01:05:07.560 It's indescribable to be compressed cheek by jowl with these people and they smell shitty. 1.00

01:05:14.340 Last time I was on. 0.98

01:05:15.540 Didn't you say you met your first Jewish person on the subway in New York?

01:05:21.920 Yeah.

01:05:22.480 Last time I was on one, actually, I had to sit like knee to knee with the orthodox, the curls 1.00

01:05:28.380 and shit. 0.99

01:05:29.260 Oh. 1.00

01:05:31.080 There was somebody. 0.90

01:05:32.200 Did you knock his Jew cap off? 0.99

01:05:33.460 No, I was just very uncomfortable because you could just tell like this guy was uncomfortable

01:05:39.380 as well. 0.91

01:05:40.140 Was he sizing you up for your foreskin? 0.97

01:05:42.380 No. 0.97

01:05:42.860 He was like being all shifty and neurotic and like trying not to look at anybody in the

01:05:47.620 eyes.

01:05:48.460 Well, he was very, very awkward.

01:05:51.460 Sounds about right.

01:05:52.100 I was like, I was only like 16 too, so I was just more concerned about not getting like

01:05:58.700 raped and murdered on a New York subway.

01:06:00.740 Yeah. 0.71

01:06:01.760 He was just making sure.

01:06:02.780 I had to bring a drunk person around and find my way to JFK from Chelsea, so that was not

01:06:07.500 easy.

01:06:10.720 I had to take an airport shuttle from LaGuardia to JFK one time and it was like a Greyhound

01:06:17.740 and I deliberately sat as far close to the front as I could and on the side where the

01:06:22.080 luggage is loaded because I knew because the station was going to stop off in Jamaica.

01:06:26.100 Oh.

01:06:26.380 Or the bus is going to stop off at a Jamaica station. 0.98

01:06:29.400 I was like, I fucking knew it. 1.00

01:06:30.520 So, I had to run up against the oncoming people getting on the bus and chase this fat black 1.00

01:06:38.160 bitch down. 1.00

01:06:39.000 I was like, that's my fucking luggage. 1.00

01:06:40.280 She's like, oh, I didn't know that. 1.00

01:06:41.560 And just drops it and walks off. 1.00

01:06:42.940 Like, shit. 1.00

01:06:44.820 I was hoping you wouldn't notice. 1.00

01:06:46.960 Shit, you just racist. 1.00

01:06:53.020 Yeah, I just. 1.00

01:06:53.820 New York.

01:06:55.380 It's bad.

01:06:56.140 All these movies where New York is the victim of, like, space invaders and giant reptiles

01:07:02.140 or anything, that's just disastrous for me.

01:07:04.800 Yeah.

01:07:05.640 It's like, oh, yes.

01:07:07.120 Come on, Godzilla.

01:07:08.120 Don't forget the Pentagon building.

01:07:11.120 It's right there.

01:07:12.000 Just to your left.

01:07:12.740 Just a little.

01:07:14.600 Brighton Beach.

01:07:16.560 Use your flame breath.

01:07:17.800 Oh, yeah.

01:07:21.240 Didn't they add that to Godzilla? 0.92

01:07:22.720 He's got flame breath now.

01:07:24.960 He can breathe fire.

01:07:26.120 He's always been able to do that.

01:07:28.120 Really?

01:07:28.660 Yeah.

01:07:30.500 Godzilla?

01:07:30.860 I just remember the, I'm just used to the old Japanese ones. 1.00

01:07:34.080 That's what I'm talking about.

01:07:34.960 Didn't he?

01:07:35.320 He can breathe fire in that?

01:07:36.460 I think so.

01:07:37.600 I don't know, man.

01:07:38.840 I don't know.

01:07:40.200 It's all a blur.

01:07:40.900 That's a good question.

01:07:45.540 Well, you know what, guys?

01:07:47.120 We're at an hour and a minute, so I think we're going to stop this show.

01:07:52.980 All right.

01:07:53.620 Merry Christmas to all our listeners.

01:07:55.560 Yeah.

01:07:56.180 Yeah.

01:07:56.400 Merry Christmas to all you niggas. 1.00

01:07:57.160 Yes, Merry Christmas.

01:07:59.300 All you niggas out there listening to this. 1.00

01:08:01.600 Merry Christmas.

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01:08:10.900 You never know.

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01:08:16.740 Yeah, we'll try harder.

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The Krypto Report - December 24, 2018

#53 - Christmas Eve 2018

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