The Krypto Report - #54 - God Save the Queen(s)

00:00:00.000 In the world

00:00:30.000 The sound you hear is what some experts claim to be a Bigfoot screen.

00:00:46.540 It is regarded as the highest quality audio of the creature ever captured.

00:01:00.000 The sound you hear is what some experts claim to be a Bigfoot screen.

00:01:29.980 There's no future in England screaming.

00:01:35.760 Tell me so and do what you want it.

00:01:39.360 Tell me nothing and do what you need.

00:01:42.620 There's no future, no future, no future for you.

00:01:48.900 God save the Queen.

00:01:51.820 We need it man.

00:01:54.620 We love our Queen.

00:01:56.660 God save.

00:02:01.260 God save the Queen.

00:02:04.540 Because there is our money.

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00:02:10.980 Is not what you see.

00:02:14.280 God save the Queen.

00:02:15.480 God save me, my pride.

00:02:20.660 And our God has mercy.

00:02:23.060 All crimes are paid.

00:02:26.760 When there's no future, they can't be seen.

00:02:30.300 When it is safer, they jump right in.

00:02:33.460 When it's preserved as the human machine.

00:02:36.760 We have the future.

00:02:38.260 Your future.

00:02:39.440 God save the Queen.

00:02:42.160 We need it man.

00:02:45.900 We love our Queen.

00:02:48.760 God save.

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00:03:08.280 We need it man

00:03:11.720 And there's no future

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00:04:41.480 Hey everybody, welcome back to the Crypto Report.

00:05:10.060 This is Asmodore, and I am joined by the full TKR Wrecking Crew.

00:05:15.200 They're all here.

00:05:15.960 So how's it going, guys?

00:05:17.160 Don, did you have a good Christmas?

00:05:18.620 Very good, very good.

00:05:20.000 My kid was upset that this World War II game I got him, we had to kill Nazis, and so he

00:05:25.460 was very upset about that.

00:05:26.620 Kill Nazis?

00:05:27.580 Yeah.

00:05:28.200 So Krampus came.

00:05:29.800 Yeah.

00:05:30.200 Yeah, that's an unfortunate thing about video games.

00:05:40.060 I just told him to pretend they're all Jews, and then he got happier.

00:05:44.120 And the last video game I played was some early version of Call of Duty, where it was World

00:05:52.380 War II.

00:05:53.040 Yeah, that's what he, yeah, that's what it was.

00:05:55.400 I mean, this was probably seven or eight years ago.

00:05:58.880 Oh, that must have been World at War.

00:06:01.800 Maybe World at War, whatever, but you could choose whichever side you wanted to be on.

00:06:05.360 Oh, I don't remember you could do that, really.

00:06:06.940 Yeah.

00:06:07.280 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:07.980 It was Xbox.

00:06:08.500 You could only get the Iron Cross, though.

00:06:10.180 No swastikas.

00:06:11.480 Oh, boo.

00:06:13.340 Well.

00:06:14.080 I think that was online where you could choose who you wanted, what side you wanted to be

00:06:18.040 on, if you're doing like a battle or whatever.

00:06:19.820 Yeah, it was.

00:06:20.740 Well, no, this was Xbox.

00:06:22.580 Yeah, but during the campaign, you have to be the allies.

00:06:25.680 There's no choosing.

00:06:27.440 No, there was choosing on whatever game I was on.

00:06:29.920 I'm telling you, this is an old one.

00:06:31.020 Yeah, but not during the campaign.

00:06:32.220 That might have been Call of Duty 2.

00:06:34.300 Really?

00:06:35.640 It may have been.

00:06:36.260 It was really old, 1942.

00:06:37.460 Yeah, I think you could choose on that one.

00:06:39.040 I mean, this was like 2010, and my nephew was staying up here, and he had his Xbox,

00:06:43.380 and I was like, well, I wish they had one where you could fight World War II.

00:06:46.480 And he's like, well, I've got this really old one.

00:06:47.580 Might have been Call of Duty 3.

00:06:49.520 Yeah, whatever it was.

00:06:51.480 Whatever it was, you could be the Nazis.

00:06:54.760 Oh, I wish.

00:06:56.240 Yeah.

00:06:59.020 Anyhow.

00:06:59.340 Or you could be the Ruskies, or the Zipperheads.

00:07:02.140 Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:07:03.160 Yeah, but like you couldn't be a British dothead, because as we know, none of them went to battle.

00:07:08.660 No.

00:07:09.620 No, they're just all the doctors now.

00:07:12.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:13.500 They were the ones.

00:07:14.320 Could you be a cyborg, feminist, Viking woman fighting against Nazis?

00:07:20.380 No.

00:07:20.780 She was on the wall.

00:07:21.300 Well, the video games weren't as based then as they are now.

00:07:25.860 Speaking of based.

00:07:30.320 Oh, I didn't ask you.

00:07:31.580 So, you other two guys, you two guys, you celebrate Christmas or Yule?

00:07:37.160 Hanukkah.

00:07:38.380 Hanukkah.

00:07:38.780 I'm a Kwanzaa man myself.

00:07:40.240 Oh, Kwanzaa.

00:07:41.820 Kwanzaa.

00:07:42.520 We don't have any Festivus adherents here.

00:07:49.880 I tell you, I was getting in the car on the, I believe it was the 23rd, and I looked down

00:07:57.300 at my phone, and like this thing popped up, and it said, reminder, today is Festivus, and

00:08:01.700 I was like, what the fuck is this?

00:08:03.420 Bullshit.

00:08:04.160 No, really.

00:08:05.980 And then like.

00:08:07.260 That reminds me of.

00:08:09.300 I turned on the radio, listening to WBAP, the local conservative talk radio station, and

00:08:19.960 Limbaugh goes to commercial, and they're like, dun, dun, dun, dun, you know, with the ABC

00:08:25.940 news coming on at the top of the hour, and they're like, today is Festivus, and I was like,

00:08:30.440 oh, shit.

00:08:32.260 So, apparently, we have another Jew holiday in addition to Hanukkah to celebrate.

00:08:38.140 They really memed that into existence.

00:08:40.100 I can't believe that.

00:08:41.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:42.280 I mean, I remember when I played sports, I had a friend that his family and dad was

00:08:48.380 super racist Roman Catholic, but, and they were from Italy.

00:08:54.900 Well, for some reason, he just loved Seinfeld, even though he hated Jews, and he would actually

00:08:59.600 make us celebrate Festivus, like he'd invite us over, and we had this one friend of ours

00:09:05.840 who's like 14 and already, like 300 pounds, and he would just rip into this kid, calling

00:09:12.280 him a fat ass, just every year, over and over again, and he'd be laughing about it.

00:09:17.440 This was during the airing of grievances.

00:09:21.300 Right.

00:09:22.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, airing of grievances.

00:09:23.660 He would just make fun of them.

00:09:24.960 All around the aluminum pole.

00:09:27.100 Yeah.

00:09:27.680 Well, did you wrestle?

00:09:30.600 Maybe the big kid could get back at him during the wrestling.

00:09:33.400 Oh.

00:09:35.840 That's the bad thing about wrestling.

00:09:39.140 On the Wikipedia page.

00:09:39.920 That was my only, that was my introduction to it.

00:09:43.460 What you got there, Hate Farmer?

00:09:45.180 On the Wikipedia page for Festivus, the second picture on here has a Yarmaluk, Happy Festivus

00:09:52.120 on it.

00:09:52.500 Oh, gosh.

00:09:52.640 Oh, God.

00:09:53.300 Embroidered on a Yarmaluk.

00:09:55.840 Yarmaluk.

00:09:56.160 Yeah.

00:09:56.780 On the yarmulke.

00:09:57.640 Well, you know, yarmulke, that's what the Goyan, that's what they like to call it.

00:10:01.280 We call it a kippa.

00:10:02.300 A Jew hat.

00:10:02.880 It's a kippa.

00:10:03.540 Yeah, it was by Jew camp.

00:10:04.900 My fucking Jew cap.

00:10:07.160 Yeah.

00:10:07.560 I'm not getting...

00:10:08.200 Don't give the fuck about your Jew cap.

00:10:09.660 You give me my Jew hat.

00:10:10.960 My Jew cap.

00:10:11.900 Who got my Jew cap?

00:10:15.240 Why are you attacking me?

00:10:19.160 I'm going...

00:10:19.920 I've got you on video.

00:10:21.140 I'm going to get you charged with a hate crime.

00:10:23.280 Who got my Jew hat?

00:10:24.360 Yeah, that's old news.

00:10:30.260 And I'm sure you guys covered it.

00:10:31.860 We did.

00:10:33.600 You don't have any audio of that handy, do you?

00:10:35.980 Not offhand, but...

00:10:37.540 Oh, okay.

00:10:38.100 Yeah.

00:10:39.120 I mean, it's always good.

00:10:40.520 I mean, like, Hanukkah's over, but we can still hear about a Jew hat.

00:10:44.520 But...

00:10:45.520 This is true.

00:10:47.520 Yeah.

00:10:47.980 I mean, if you want to bring that up, just let me know when you've got it.

00:10:50.380 Okay.

00:10:51.080 But, yeah.

00:10:53.440 Yeah.

00:10:54.880 I've noticed that Christmas is less and less of a big deal every year.

00:11:01.360 I mean, like, when I was a kid, even, like, small towns that didn't have a whole lot of

00:11:05.800 money, you'd go driving up Main Street or Broadway, whatever the main drag of every little town

00:11:09.680 was, and, like, they'd have Christmas trees and candy canes and stuff that were all lit

00:11:14.000 up, great big colorful ones all over every pole, and they'd have nativity scenes downtown

00:11:20.200 and all that.

00:11:21.720 And, man, that stuff is just disappearing.

00:11:24.340 And I talk to people, and it's true in my family, too.

00:11:28.060 It's like, there are none of these, I mean, I know some people still have, but they're

00:11:31.960 really, there are none of the, just, what used to be universal, everybody having this

00:11:38.480 massive extended family, let's all get, you know, usually there would be two of them.

00:11:42.600 It'd be, like, if you were a kid, it would be mom's family and dad's family, one day

00:11:47.120 each, where everybody would travel however far it was to go to grandma and grandpa's house,

00:11:52.560 and, like, all the aunts and uncles and cousins and grandkids and everybody was there,

00:11:57.520 and you'd have this giant hole to do about Christmas.

00:12:00.520 And, man, have we lost that quickly.

00:12:03.320 Do any of you guys have any of that?

00:12:05.840 I used to have that with the double.

00:12:07.820 Yeah, luckily, I still do that down here.

00:12:11.320 Yeah.

00:12:11.880 Go to, like, five different family events with 30 people each.

00:12:15.380 I was excommunicated from my family last Christmas because of some things that were being discussed,

00:12:23.460 and so I was kind of let go, if you will.

00:12:28.700 Well, you know, it's so hard nowadays, you know, they're like, well, you know, we were

00:12:32.080 going to have a big family thing this year, but, you know, Zyklon Don, he voted for Trump,

00:12:37.560 and cousin Charlene married a moulinon, so, I mean, what are we going to do?

00:12:44.640 It was actually my aunt.

00:12:46.400 She's married to a Jew.

00:12:48.160 Oh, my God.

00:12:49.340 I know.

00:12:50.220 And she caught wind that I was spreading some white supremist ideology, and she basically

00:12:59.860 said she wanted nothing more to do with me, and so that was the end.

00:13:03.540 The whole family took her side?

00:13:05.180 No, not at all, but, you know, it just kind of split everything up last year, and that

00:13:10.900 was that.

00:13:12.080 Well, I mean, what are they going to say, though?

00:13:13.280 It just takes one Jew to ruin it.

00:13:14.600 It really does.

00:13:15.800 I wasn't saying anything that was a lie or anything, but, you know, it is.

00:13:19.480 Well, I mean, but seriously, what are they going to say, though, when, let's call her Aunt

00:13:24.280 Charlene.

00:13:25.380 Okay.

00:13:25.720 Like, I mean, I don't like Zyklon Don doing all this white supremacist stuff.

00:13:31.580 You know, my husband's family barely escaped the Holocaust.

00:13:35.320 I mean, they're going to say, Aunt Charlene, you know, fuck that kike.

00:13:38.160 Yeah.

00:13:38.740 I mean.

00:13:40.700 Apparently, according to my cousin, her daughter, she called the cops on me here in my city,

00:13:46.180 saying that I was a Nazi and expected them.

00:13:48.960 Yes.

00:13:49.480 And she expected them to do something about it.

00:13:51.800 Hello, 9-11.

00:13:53.220 Hello.

00:13:53.580 My nephew's a Nazi.

00:13:55.320 I am married to the child of Holocaust survivors, and my nephew is a neon Nazi, and he talks

00:14:07.700 about how the six million didn't really happen.

00:14:11.680 Exactly.

00:14:12.420 Can I give you his address and you guys go kill him?

00:14:16.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:17.060 Basically what went down.

00:14:17.660 He's a fan of a totalitarian regime, so could you please go persecute him for his beliefs

00:14:22.580 and, like, kick in his door at 3 a.m.?

00:14:24.640 Yeah.

00:14:25.160 I never heard from the cops, but I just assumed that they were just like, okay, what do you

00:14:29.740 want us to do about it?

00:14:30.460 He hasn't broken any laws, but.

00:14:31.820 Well, he's very intolerant, so he needs to be oppressed.

00:14:34.880 Yeah.

00:14:35.260 He needs re-education.

00:14:38.780 Yeah.

00:14:39.140 He's fabricating a cattle car in his backyard, and I'm afraid he'll put me in it.

00:14:43.880 Yeah.

00:14:44.660 It's almost a new current year, and here he is talking about holocausters.

00:14:51.180 Yeah.

00:14:51.800 He had this repurposed phone booth, and it had, like, a masturbation device inside of

00:14:57.080 it, so it kind of freaked me out.

00:14:59.520 He's just jealous of my husband's high IQ.

00:15:02.420 Yeah.

00:15:03.120 Yeah.

00:15:03.320 So, yeah, she called the cops on me, and I never heard from them, but after that, I

00:15:11.060 was just like, fuck this fucking bitch.

00:15:13.000 So, diversity was not your family's greatest strength?

00:15:16.240 No.

00:15:18.020 No.

00:15:18.480 Because you would think that, like, bringing one of these Jews in, that they would just,

00:15:24.160 like, squirt the ticcan olum all over your whole family, and it would be stronger than

00:15:28.940 ever.

00:15:29.160 That ticcan olum is like social concrete, man.

00:15:34.120 I mean, it's firm shit right up.

00:15:36.580 Yeah.

00:15:37.080 I have this problem where-

00:15:38.140 You have the spectrum of beliefs.

00:15:38.160 You've got a Jew on one hand and a Nazi on the other.

00:15:40.820 You'd think that that would be maximum diversity.

00:15:43.840 Right.

00:15:44.320 Yeah, right?

00:15:45.020 No, she's not for that.

00:15:46.400 No.

00:15:47.080 Well, now we have a Jew and we have a Nazi.

00:15:49.520 I have this problem where-

00:15:50.060 All right, girls, who's going to marry a nigger?

00:15:52.100 Yeah, well, I mean, the positive that came out of this is that her kids actually wanted

00:16:03.600 to know more about it, so I kind of, you know, gave them a little slight red-pilling

00:16:07.600 session on the stuff.

00:16:09.300 Are they mischelings?

00:16:10.480 They were receptive.

00:16:12.280 Are they what?

00:16:13.500 Mischelings.

00:16:14.080 What do you mean?

00:16:14.800 Are they the Jews' kids?

00:16:16.260 No, no, no, no.

00:16:17.260 Oh, okay.

00:16:17.340 She has no kids with them.

00:16:19.240 No.

00:16:19.660 Oh.

00:16:19.940 No kids with them.

00:16:20.640 No, she remarried, and they have no kids.

00:16:26.380 Thank God.

00:16:27.080 I have this problem where I've set rules for myself to where I never start anything.

00:16:32.820 I make it a point to never start any political conversation.

00:16:35.720 No.

00:16:35.960 But now it's gotten out of my family that people know my, kind of have an idea of my, like,

00:16:41.860 Trump-supporting beliefs, but a little too far.

00:16:45.340 And so they like to start shit with me, and then they get all shocked when I, like, freak

00:16:49.540 them out and say some shit they don't like.

00:16:51.660 Yeah.

00:16:52.240 Like, Trump is a cuck.

00:16:53.160 And then everybody gets mad at me.

00:16:53.320 And I was like, well, I didn't start it.

00:16:55.880 Yeah.

00:16:56.240 I was like, I didn't start it.

00:16:57.240 They're the ones that fucking came at me with it.

00:17:00.580 Officer, could you put me through to the hate crimes department?

00:17:04.180 Because my nephew, Zyklon Don, has been giving my children pamphlets claiming that their new

00:17:13.660 stepfather has been drinking the blood of Goyam children on Passover.

00:17:21.740 He's been illegally photographing the pile of foreskins in my backyard.

00:17:25.680 Why the obsession with foreskins?

00:17:30.600 I mean, all they do is bite them off, and that's the end of it.

00:17:34.700 Well, of course, we also like to make some creams for our face and regenerative powers.

00:17:39.460 You know, we've got to harvest themselves from them and extend our lives.

00:17:45.180 And we send them all to Ruth Bader Ginsburg, because we've got to keep her going.

00:17:48.760 I used to take in sewing just to make ends meet, and then I married this nice Jewish fellow

00:17:54.900 and his Holocaust pigeon.

00:17:58.020 I didn't have to take in sewing anymore.

00:18:00.320 I didn't have to, you know, patch holes in nigger's underwear just to pay the light bill.

00:18:09.540 Thank God for this Jew.

00:18:10.800 Okay, well, I guess we better get to a real story here.

00:18:20.820 Yeah.

00:18:21.120 Hey, that was a real story.

00:18:22.560 That was a real story.

00:18:23.380 That was as real as it gets.

00:18:24.840 Did I ask everybody?

00:18:25.900 Oh, yeah, I guess I asked everybody about Christmas.

00:18:28.400 I'm glad y'all.

00:18:30.080 You didn't ask me.

00:18:31.140 I've got all these pop songs stuck in my head.

00:18:33.400 Oh, do you?

00:18:34.400 Just Dance with My Kids.

00:18:35.840 It's this Nintendo game, you know, where you flail around like a faggot with your controllers.

00:18:42.840 Yeah.

00:18:44.600 The new one's going to be just twerk.

00:18:47.660 Yeah.

00:18:47.860 Oh, yeah.

00:18:48.200 Yeah, you stick the controller in your asshole.

00:18:50.360 Yeah.

00:18:50.560 That's how it senses the ocean.

00:18:51.600 You get points by twerking.

00:18:54.260 I discovered an interesting thing about gift giving this year.

00:18:58.860 They've got a sphincter measure.

00:19:00.360 I have a couple of young relatives that, like, my gift always comes in an envelope.

00:19:08.280 And, like, one of them had a life event recently where, like, I scraped together several hundred dollars

00:19:16.700 and put it in cash with a card and everything saying congratulations for this life event

00:19:21.200 and traveled to the celebration of the life event and gave this young relative the envelope.

00:19:30.600 And the young relative's like, well, I'm in a hurry.

00:19:32.100 I'll look at this later.

00:19:33.000 And that's the last I ever heard about it, right?

00:19:35.560 And so this time, instead, I bought the young relative a $20 iTunes card, stuck it in the envelope,

00:19:43.620 and handed it to the young relative.

00:19:46.160 I almost said the sex.

00:19:47.300 Not going to do that.

00:19:48.020 I'm not going to hold on to plausible deniability.

00:19:53.580 But I handed the envelope with the $20 iTunes card in it and got the same thing, like, took the card.

00:20:02.680 I mean, not the card, just took the envelope last I heard about it, and I thought, wow, man,

00:20:06.400 I've been wasting a lot of money.

00:20:08.020 I'm just going to buy these iTunes cards, small ones.

00:20:13.240 So, yeah, if your present is in an envelope, just consider the envelope the present.

00:20:18.620 Whatever's inside, it's a bonus, and you save a lot of money.

00:20:22.560 Yeah, not bad.

00:20:24.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:25.440 But anyhow, so, yeah, our first story today, I guess you guys probably noticed this.

00:20:34.100 If you didn't, on Christmas Day, the Queen of England gave a Christmas address.

00:20:40.800 I guess this is something that the old bitch does every year.

00:20:48.600 And I'm going to start this off by saying, I've never liked this Queen,

00:20:52.420 and I've never understood why the British wanted any royalty.

00:20:56.140 And so, in your face, NRX.

00:20:58.680 Tourism.

00:20:59.160 Well, yeah, like they need these doddering old fossils running around to have the tourism.

00:21:08.760 You can have the tourism for the buildings and the soldiers that look like toy soldiers and all that.

00:21:14.320 You don't need the damn, they don't ever see the damn Queen.

00:21:17.160 But anyway, Queen warns of tribalism in Christmas address.

00:21:23.440 Oh, God.

00:21:23.600 And I'll think about that for a second.

00:21:24.980 But is not a king or a queen, like, the personification of tribalism?

00:21:33.400 Yes.

00:21:34.120 Wouldn't you think?

00:21:34.920 Yes.

00:21:35.180 I mean, like, this is the Queen of England.

00:21:37.460 The Queen of the English people and the peoples that they have conquered.

00:21:43.900 And she's against tribalism.

00:21:45.540 It says,

00:21:45.660 Queen Elizabeth II warned of religious tribalism in a Christmas message on Tuesday delivered

00:21:52.080 against a backdrop of Britain bickering over its impending exit from the EU.

00:21:56.920 The tone of the 92-year monarch's annual TV appearances reflected a somber mood sweeping

00:22:03.340 the island as it ponders the perils of leaving the European project after 46 years in March.

00:22:09.740 British royalties traditionally...

00:22:11.220 She's fucking 92.

00:22:13.080 Yeah.

00:22:13.340 Oh, her son, who's still just the fucking prince, is 70.

00:22:21.760 Because British royalty...

00:22:22.720 She's finally like, die, bitch!

00:22:24.800 Yeah.

00:22:25.520 Yeah, I mean, in the old days, when you had royalty with balls, he'd have killed this broad.

00:22:30.580 Oh, for sure.

00:22:31.980 But anyway, he would be worse than her.

00:22:35.000 But anyhow, British royalty traditionally steer well clear of politics, a unifying position

00:22:43.620 that puts them above the daily fray of Westminster and Downing Street.

00:22:48.500 And another way of putting that is, which makes them pointless.

00:22:53.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:54.420 And useless as tits on a boar hog.

00:22:57.280 But the queen came close to breaking that mold on several occasions during a five-minute appearance

00:23:04.000 recorded earlier this month and played simultaneously on Britain's main TV stations.

00:23:09.320 Some cultures believe a long life brings wisdom.

00:23:13.900 I'd like to think so.

00:23:16.700 Perhaps part of that wisdom is to recognize some of life's baffling paradoxes, such as the

00:23:24.380 way human beings have a huge propensity for good, and yet a capacity for evil, the queen

00:23:33.380 said, while seated in front of a fireplace and Christmas tree.

00:23:37.060 I am in awe of the profundity of that statement.

00:23:39.760 Oh, yes, yes.

00:23:41.240 You know, that's one thing.

00:23:42.980 You know, one of life's baffling paradoxes is water.

00:23:49.140 You know, water has a huge propensity for getting hot, and also a capacity for getting cold.

00:23:58.440 Even the power of faith, which frequently inspires great generosity and self-sacrifice,

00:24:10.200 can fall victim to tribalism, the queen said.

00:24:17.040 Oh, God.

00:24:18.300 Is she talking about, like, all her brand-new, like, Muslim subjects, or is she talking about

00:24:23.320 the non-existent Christians in that country now?

00:24:25.820 I don't know.

00:24:26.620 Her nigger stepdaughter.

00:24:28.440 Ugh.

00:24:29.260 I mean, daughter-in-law, excuse me.

00:24:33.400 Well, I mean, she's talking about Brexit, and obviously, this bitch is against Brexit.

00:24:41.660 And that's another weird thing.

00:24:42.720 I mean, how can you be the queen of a nation and be like, oh, my God, we're about to take

00:24:52.920 back our national sovereignty as the sovereign ruler of this nation.

00:25:00.160 The last thing I want is sovereignty.

00:25:06.200 It's terrible.

00:25:07.080 Yeah, well, this is the shambolic bitch that is presiding over the worst things to ever

00:25:12.840 happen to England.

00:25:14.700 You know, she oversaw the loss of their empire, their participation in World War II, I believe.

00:25:20.360 I mean, wasn't she the queen back then?

00:25:23.100 I mean, she's a fucking million years old.

00:25:24.700 Oh, she's been the queen since just after World War II, I think, since the 50s, or at the

00:25:31.060 very latest, early 60s.

00:25:32.520 But she's been the queen forever.

00:25:34.560 Yeah.

00:25:34.980 And she's oversaw nothing but the decline of her sovereign nation.

00:25:41.420 Yeah.

00:25:41.840 What the fuck does she know about it?

00:25:43.720 Don, you got to give me your best nigger voice and read that comment, that first comment

00:25:48.060 from Tito Cain, proud to be a nigger.

00:25:48.880 Oh, I was looking at it.

00:25:50.000 I was looking at it.

00:25:50.840 Are those comments?

00:25:53.340 Yeah.

00:25:53.660 You got to read it.

00:25:54.620 This doesn't need to be a...

00:25:57.840 It's not real.

00:25:59.100 Tito Cain, proud to be a nigger.

00:26:00.240 Proud to be a nigger.

00:26:01.660 My dear, my dear, blesses, splendidly-loving Nigerians, join me to say some subterranean

00:26:09.260 gospel truth to that very old queen.

00:26:12.120 Before that, let me be in a hurry and laugh like a French human being cute, cute, cute,

00:26:17.500 cute, cute.

00:26:18.560 It took you, the old queen, to be 92-year-old to warn about tribalism after you done built

00:26:24.900 your small island called England through tribalism, question mark, question mark, question mark,

00:26:29.320 question mark?

00:26:31.920 You have been overseeing the most brutal tribal division on earth since over 60 years.

00:26:38.860 Shame, shame, shame, shame.

00:26:41.120 Diana and Harry are the only two people allowed in your family to talk against tribalism.

00:26:50.160 May the gentle, blessed soul of Diana rest in forever perfect peace.

00:26:54.980 Amen.

00:26:57.680 You, queen, should be quiet and peaceful and no shame for once.

00:27:02.860 Finally, this am trending right now in Al Jazeera.

00:27:08.900 Google below and send it to a Nigerians of every tribe and religion.

00:27:15.120 Legacy of colonialism.

00:27:17.560 Britain done robbed India of 45 trillions.

00:27:21.420 And thence, 1.8 billion Indians died from deprivation.

00:27:26.860 In them time, in them time, we do our own black African country statistics.

00:27:34.180 Now, Britain, America, and Germany, and the Netherlands, and all these western cracker countries

00:27:43.740 looted, still be looting over $5 million trillion from black African countries.

00:27:50.880 Can a nigga get a like a nigga need about $5 million trillion upvotes on this?

00:28:02.200 Dude, you niggas are crazy.

00:28:04.440 What's wrong with you?

00:28:06.180 You niggas are crazy.

00:28:07.800 What's wrong with you?

00:28:09.200 You niggas are crazy.

00:28:10.920 What's wrong with you?

00:28:13.000 You niggas are crazy.

00:28:15.280 Dude, I almost spit my drink on you.

00:28:17.260 Niggas!

00:28:17.700 Niggas!

00:28:20.800 Niggas!

00:28:22.520 Niggas!

00:28:24.240 Niggas!

00:28:26.620 Niggas!

00:28:29.260 Niggas!

00:28:31.220 Niggas!

00:28:33.060 Niggas!

00:28:34.020 Niggas!

00:28:36.660 I don't think it'll ever get old.

00:28:46.840 It won't, dude.

00:28:47.700 shit there's like there's like there's like 10 comments on this story and only one of them is a

00:28:54.500 different comment this fucking nigger has copied and pasted that same comment like 20 times

00:28:59.740 oh yeah tito kane hashtag proud to be a nigger a nigger

00:29:07.500 a nigger a n-e-g-e-r yeah it's racist when you spell it n-e-g-e-r you gotta spell it n-e-g-a

00:29:19.640 nigger and then it's all right unless you're white and then you can't say it unless you m&m

00:29:27.320 um and dr dre said it was okay but um oh my god oh man okay well from the queen to another uh

00:29:39.080 british blight on the planet i don't guess uh has anybody ever heard of this family called the

00:29:48.980 rothschilds no who are they i don't well apparently they're these jews they're these jews who have a

00:29:56.540 head in running things no way no way yeah uh the headline this is in uh right of the right

00:30:05.780 dot com rothschild tells trump to quote shut the fuck up about reforming their federal reserve bank

00:30:15.140 david rothschild ultra liberal scion of the wealthiest jewish banking dynasty in the world

00:30:23.340 has gone on a profane twitter rant against president donald trump who dared to criticize

00:30:28.900 their federal reserve bank one of the main sources of the rothschilds ill-gotten wealth

00:30:34.460 uh trump tweeted the only problem our economy has is the fed they don't have a feel for the market

00:30:40.640 they don't understand necessary trade wars or strong dollars or even democrat shutdowns over

00:30:46.420 borders the fed is like a powerful golfer who can't score because he has no touch he can't putt

00:30:52.580 and so david rothschild comes in there and so eloquently with his high uh semitic voible iq he

00:31:02.160 says just shut the fuck up well i wait he said it in english so it sounds smarter with just shut the

00:31:09.060 fuck up seriously every time president trump talks about the fed the market tumbles he needs the market

00:31:15.780 to stabilize to save what is left of his presidency is he so fucking stupid he cannot even manage just

00:31:22.240 shutting the fuck up and doing nothing oh boy uh that's what all these jews would love is if

00:31:29.620 president trump would just shut the fuck up and do nothing like every other president until all the

00:31:33.780 goyim are under there every time he talks about the the stock bucket i lose money yeah

00:31:40.780 oh man this isn't really relevant but this just reminds me of the story of napoleon and the

00:31:48.080 rothschilds where right after his final battle with uh england to basically decide the future of europe

00:31:55.580 where he lost a rothschild was waiting to see the outcome of the battle and he immediately he went to

00:32:03.500 england and everybody was waiting for the news and he started selling all of the british british

00:32:10.760 war bonds that they had which basically signaled to everybody else in the stock market that

00:32:16.080 the british had lost so they everyone started selling their bonds immediately you've got that

00:32:21.340 stock market crashed you've got that partially right rothschild had the most extensive and fastest

00:32:28.900 moving information network in the world at the time using carrier pigeons one of the first people to do it

00:32:34.960 and he had people there and uh everybody knew that this uh waterloo between wellington and uh napoleon

00:32:43.760 was going to be the deciding thing about whether there was about who was going to rule in europe

00:32:48.640 yeah and uh and in england and so rothschild got the information that wellington had won way ahead of

00:32:57.040 um uh the rest of the press and rothschild owned a lot of papers too and he put the story out there that

00:33:04.960 napoleon had won and the stock market went batshit it just collapsed and he bought it all up at pennies

00:33:13.220 on the dollar i'm sure he was doing a lot of crap selling war bonds or whatever but but the the whole

00:33:18.180 stock market went into the shitter and he bought the entire english uh british economy at pennies on the

00:33:24.880 dollar and then a day or two later the news came in that no wellington had won and the stock market

00:33:31.400 boomed back and rock rock rock child owned it all and you know for more information you can check out

00:33:40.580 alex jones he he's a big uh source of all this for speaking of alex jones i thought uh he's got

00:33:47.580 the papers yeah i thought some people might to hear like to hear this uh this is david rothschild

00:33:52.960 the one who just told trump shut the fuck up uh talking to alex jones for real here we go

00:33:59.400 yes i have ah it's got nothing to do with the environment it's actually to do with health and

00:34:04.940 how a body works i'm a trained doctor i'm a naturopath and it was to do with how your body

00:34:09.140 works it's got nothing to do with the environment so again well you know the book i've got looks like

00:34:14.240 it was a forgive me it looks like it was written for children i have news articles here where you're

00:34:18.700 saying that you're trying to wake up the children of the threat of global warming and climate change

00:34:24.100 are you saying that that's not a statement you made because i've got all the newspaper articles

00:34:27.780 it's it's it's the statement that i've made but the book that you have in front of you the book that

00:34:31.620 i was off to phone in on the show for is not a children's book it's a book that anyone can read

00:34:36.400 looks like it was written for children i guess you're targeting the childlike minds

00:34:40.640 well it's targeting people who want to be interested and involved in and arm themselves with information

00:34:45.520 like i said before thank you for having me on the show this makes me a 10-minute talk i appreciate

00:34:49.420 your debate i appreciate you taking the time to listen to me and i and i hope you have a very

00:34:53.240 good day lord rothschild uh you know that your house will fail in the end and you know that and

00:34:59.300 i want to let you know that anyone who supports the new world order in dehumanization is is going

00:35:03.960 to be is going to go to prison you need to know that sure okay thank you very much thank you buddy

00:35:08.760 visit me and bring me some food thanks buddy bring you some food there you go ladies and gentlemen

00:35:16.920 bring me some food alex jones laying down that ass whooping

00:35:22.760 well i i wish natural pathy is is not real medicine let's just say oh no absolutely not

00:35:39.560 uh i'm i'm a trained doctor he's he's a trained jew there's a comment section on this story i don't

00:35:50.100 know if you guys noticed oh let me go look yeah one uh shiksa named sheree says i am a christian

00:35:59.340 and i too would rather the repeated reference to their jewish background not be made it is against

00:36:05.340 god's will to place blame on religious or ethnic background it doesn't matter what the rothschild's

00:36:11.640 background is we need to stop this kind of divisive statements the jewish people are god's people and

00:36:18.380 they are having enough persecution without this kind of journalism yeah it's kind of i kind of

00:36:24.300 recall the god condoning the destruction of the amalekites and the fucking canaanites and well you

00:36:29.960 know ray and talky she was replying to ray and talky yeah ray and talky i would prefer to vote jewish

00:36:36.940 be left out when referring to the rothschild the implication being that jews condone usury which is

00:36:43.140 prohibited from the torah if certain people with connections to hebraic bloodlines have chosen to

00:36:48.740 depart from the way of the jewish law it is not right to assume that their guilt stems from the

00:36:53.280 jewish background hmm weird there's another based statement here uh from uh chesterton says if you're

00:37:01.700 a christian you need to start reading your bible especially the new testament where clearly condemns the

00:37:07.080 jews and their descendants forever for the murder of christ matthew 27 25 and matthew 23 33 where the

00:37:14.600 jews are called a generation of vipers and if you consult your strong's uh concordance you will find

00:37:22.200 that the original greek for generation means race so if christ calls the jews a race of vipers you should

00:37:28.360 take his word for it don't you think yeah walter donovan says did you ever remember that verse

00:37:38.200 uh and yoko road says doesn't the torah give jews permission to charge usury to non-jews i'm not

00:37:43.880 sure about that but the talmud sure does yeah yeah yeah the talmud gives them all kinds of nifty

00:37:50.840 permissions of things to do to the goyim here let's uh let's go over a few of them what do you say

00:37:58.200 sure yeah okay here we go here we go satanic verses of the jewish talmud um here's a here's a

00:38:08.280 couple of good ones if a goy this is yeah if a goy hits a jew he must be killed that's from san

00:38:15.240 hadrid 58b if a jew finds an object lost by a goy it does not have to be returned baba metzia 24a

00:38:25.400 if a jew murders a goy there will be no death penalty sanhedrin 57a now remember if a goy just

00:38:31.800 hits a jew he must be killed but if a jew murders a goy nothing penalty what a jew steals from a goy

00:38:39.160 he may keep sanhedrin 57a and remember the sanhedrin that's the pharisees that's the ones who uh killed

00:38:46.600 christ right um this is my favorite verse uh jews may use subterfuges to circumvent a goy

00:38:59.240 baba kaba 113a and here's another good one all children of the goyim are animals

00:39:05.000 um the goyim are not humans they're beasts if you eat with a goy it is the same as eating with a dog

00:39:16.440 oh here's a neat one even the best of goyim should all be killed

00:39:22.680 sexual intercourse between the goyim is like intercourse between animals

00:39:26.200 uh when it comes to a gentile in peace times one may harm him indirectly for instance by removing

00:39:36.680 a ladder after he had fallen into a crevice jesus christ

00:39:43.240 um and since we are i mean you know christmas was over a few days ago but uh since it you know

00:39:49.880 still it's kind of that season here here's some things uh that they thought about uh jesus uh this

00:39:56.280 is straight from the talmud yashu derogatory for jesus is in hell being boiled in hot excrement that's

00:40:03.240 from getting 57a uh yashu is an acronym for the jewish curse may his jesus may his name be wiped out

00:40:12.600 forevermore here's another yashu yeah yashu was sexually immoral and worshipped a brick sanhedrin 107b

00:40:25.480 and here's one about his mother miriam the hairdresser had sex with many men

00:40:32.680 uh here's another one about her she who was the descendant of princes and governors the virgin mary

00:40:37.240 played the harlot with carpenters um and here's one uh that everyone wants to know christians who

00:40:45.800 reject the talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations that's from rosh hashanah

00:40:51.160 17a that's just a few there's a lot more i mean uh yeah i'm not going to give they said reject the

00:40:59.160 talmud and not the torah right right yeah that's an important distinction because the the talmud was

00:41:05.800 none of them believe in the fucking torah right yeah the operative document that they that

00:41:11.560 instructs their lives and their practices is the talmud which was written after uh the time of christ

00:41:17.080 correct oh how would you know have you moved to israel and studied the talmud for 20 30 years

00:41:26.280 i mean nobody's read that entire i'd be surprised if more than one or two people have read the entirety of

00:41:31.240 the talmud because it's just a bunch of garbage that all these jewish people put together i don't

00:41:38.120 even know if he read the whole fucking thing it's like 20 books dude they're not that more than that

00:41:44.040 and there's there's more than one version of it too but the main one's the babylonian talmud but there

00:41:50.520 there are other there's one or two other versions of it well like a lot of really long jewish book series

00:41:56.760 only the first one's good and the rest are like fillers and you got to like wait until you get to

00:42:01.080 the very last one that has the conclusion the denouement yeah yeah i've got a few more here let's see if i can find

00:42:10.360 them um should be in my file explorer here i'm looking it up

00:42:16.840 that's the video that the happy merchant gif is from right yes yeah yeah it's it's it's it's

00:42:43.240 yeah it's uh some french language thing i think it's called le happy merchant it might be a french

00:42:48.600 movie it is le happy merchant yeah um and le happy merchant comes along and steals the poor

00:42:55.880 palestinians land i mean what kind of an anti-semite would come up with a fictional story like that yeah

00:43:04.040 um you really got a reach to find a an example of that in history that surely that's never happened no

00:43:10.440 okay yeah here here's a real neat uh verse from the talmud this is from kethubat 11b if a grown man

00:43:20.760 has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing having intercourse with a girl less than three years

00:43:26.840 old is like putting a finger in the eye it sheds a few tears but will soon heal again so that's okay

00:43:33.800 how cute it's disgusting man yeah here here's a verse uh from midrash talpia that's one of the books

00:43:43.320 page 225-l jehovah created the non-jew in human form so that the jew would not have to be served by

00:43:52.600 beasts the non-jew is consequently an animal in human form and commanded to serve the jew day and night

00:44:00.040 isn't that neat yeah they still be the reapers of our field the the sowers yeah well i mean and and

00:44:10.520 let's see you know does that actually happen because i mean you know bearing that last little verse in

00:44:16.840 mind let's uh let's bring a little math into it since 1949 the united states has given israel a total and

00:44:23.880 this is old this is probably 10 years old a total of um 83 billion 205 million dollars the interest

00:44:32.280 costs borne by u.s taxpayers on behalf of israel are 49 billion 937 million thus making the total

00:44:40.440 amount of aid given to israel and this is just direct aid this isn't all the other shit the total

00:44:45.560 amount of aid given to israel since 1949 133 billion 132 million this means that the u.s government has

00:44:52.360 given more federal aid to the average israeli citizen in a given year than it is given to the

00:44:56.360 average american citizen and what's wrong with that well i mean nothing it's we owe them yeah yeah but

00:45:08.280 i mean just as a you know just to sum up uh according to the talmud abusing children is okay

00:45:15.720 raping women is okay killing whites is okay enslaving whites is okay stealing money is okay

00:45:21.880 raping newborn babies is okay breaking baby spines is okay murdering children is okay stealing land is

00:45:29.240 okay yeah and well well i mean what's your point well mel gibson i'm failing to see the problem here

00:45:41.240 they sound like very solid business practices

00:45:50.760 yeah also uh one thing that's hard to quantify is the value of technology transfers uh to israel

00:45:56.520 well yeah absolutely also they get all of our cyber security and everything yeah yeah our guidance

00:46:05.720 systems for uh many of our missiles um i mean they have submarine launched cruise nuclear tip

00:46:14.280 cruise missiles now how difficult that is you know how difficult it is to miniaturize a nuclear bomb

00:46:20.200 so that you can launch it from a horizontal missile to a submarine tube i mean well lokeen martin is a

00:46:28.840 majority israel ran company at this point all of our military technology is going straight to israel

00:46:37.800 the israelis are putting a fucking probe on the moon with like holocaust uh propaganda and and torah

00:46:44.040 verses and stuff like that like how these people are not they don't they're not just supported by us

00:46:51.240 they've just got an abundance of wealth they can just this isn't just a prestige project you know

00:46:55.800 like a vanity project they've got they're just overwhelmed they're just flush with with our

00:47:00.360 fucking cash we give them money so that they can bribe our our legislators to give them more money

00:47:07.960 it's like a self-funding proposition yeah okay guys here's the final jeopardy question you ready

00:47:14.120 sure all right the category is who said this if i had to baptize a jew i would take him to the bridge

00:47:21.400 of the elba hang a stone around his neck and push him over with the words i baptize thee in the name of

00:47:26.760 abraham nobody gonna ring in ah yes my door whoever's whistling

00:47:37.960 oh i hope it's not sean connery

00:47:43.800 is that what what was your answer i didn't i didn't hear the original quote what was it again

00:47:49.320 the quote yeah okay uh who said this and remember your answers must be in the form of

00:47:56.360 question if i had to baptize a jew i would take him to the bridge of the elba hang a stone around

00:48:03.320 his neck and push him over with the words i baptize thee in the name of abraham

00:48:08.600 who is adolf hitler no uh uh chill i believe you rang and said who is asmodore no

00:48:16.520 who is reinhard hadrick no who is martin luther

00:48:27.800 see that was so obvious i didn't want to guess it yeah yeah well now you're in the

00:48:32.280 i bet zero dollars i mean this yeah this is like celebrity jeopardy on snl

00:48:36.920 well alex i think oh i can't do that accent right now fuck

00:48:49.000 we're breaking some rules so my accent is it's not it's not up to par yeah

00:48:55.080 i can i can give us a quote to guess you want another one okay all right let's have another

00:48:59.320 one what's the category all right juice it's got to be a category okay uh let's not

00:49:09.640 the category is not who said this

00:49:13.720 yeah no the category is who said this

00:49:19.160 all right fire away are you ready the quote is

00:49:22.840 but bob generally speaking you can't trust the bastards they turn on you am i wrong or right

00:49:27.880 who is richard nixon there you go all right all right chill i'll take blood libel for a thousand

00:49:46.040 all right historical figures

00:49:51.480 how many leaders of the nazi party in its iterations were there and what were their names

00:49:57.880 yeah what i know there was three what is three but i don't know

00:50:07.240 goebbels hamler hitler no no the leaders of the nsdap or the nsap oh

00:50:16.280 shit i don't fucking know yeah there was three it was anton drexler who was the founder of the

00:50:22.600 at the time i think it was the national workers party or the before it became the national socialist

00:50:27.240 workers party then there was uh uncle h and then after he allegedly died or may or may not have

00:50:34.520 boitered a u-boat to argentina it was uh carl durnitz who was the head of the uh the first one got

00:50:41.800 stabbed in the didn't he well hitler handed it over to durnitz but um okay

00:50:49.480 we're back to the category who said it and the quote now make sure you form your answers in the

00:51:01.640 are you state your questions in the form of an answer or more points will be deducted i'm looking

00:51:07.160 at you sean kind of naked kids have been a staple of delight for centuries for both parents and

00:51:15.880 onlookers so to label pedophilia as criminal is ridiculous

00:51:23.560 hmm who is your mother alex

00:51:26.440 i resent that okay nobody was my best john connery i could do it better if i practiced

00:51:39.640 yeah that's what your mother told me last night sarkeesian no

00:51:43.480 no no it's who is alan ginsburg oh yeah that makes sense okay okay now surely surely okay this is

00:51:58.040 final jeopardy now surely somebody's gonna ring in and get this one the category who said it the jew

00:52:05.960 is immunized against all dangers one may call him a scoundrel parasite swindler profiteer it all runs

00:52:12.520 off him like water off a raincoat but call him a jew and you'll be astonished at how he recoils how

00:52:18.200 injured he is how he suddenly shrinks back i've been found out who is joseph goebbels who is no

00:52:26.040 what who was adolf donald trump

00:52:33.000 hate farmer got it right it was indeed joseph goebbels

00:52:36.520 there we go alex eyes yes i just needed a a quick quick prepper there now he can do that proper

00:52:45.240 accent his his best quote is is uh telling barbara walters how women need to be slapped around from

00:52:51.240 time to time time to time here i'll play it oh christ

00:52:56.920 then you will play after that you're a fucking jew

00:53:04.200 it's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then as i remember you said you don't do it with

00:53:08.040 a clenched fist it's better to do it with an open hand yeah remember that yeah yeah i didn't love

00:53:14.680 that i haven't changed my opinion you haven't no that's good to slap a woman no i don't think it's

00:53:20.760 good you don't think it's bad i don't think it's that bad i think that it depends entirely on the

00:53:25.960 circumstances and if it merits it yeah what would merit it well if you have tried everything else

00:53:32.920 and women are pretty good at this they can't leave it alone they don't want to have the last word and

00:53:40.360 you give them the last last word but they're not happy with the last word they want to say it again

00:53:45.960 and and get into a really provocative situation then i think it's absolutely right

00:53:54.200 but what would an interview in which you said i'm not the worst

00:54:03.320 i think sometimes when you're being interviewed by a cunt it's okay to give her an open hand slap

00:54:09.240 when you're being interviewed by a nasally voiced jewish reporter and she won't stop asking your stupid

00:54:16.360 questions i i think it's good to slap the shit right out of them but uh now let me uncunt your

00:54:24.840 mouth for you cunt well you can you can tell watch that but she she was expecting him to be to say oh

00:54:30.360 well you know it's current year and i you know i have learned the error of my ways like he was gonna

00:54:38.200 cook or something yeah yeah i haven't changed my opinion

00:54:45.000 i i think it's absolutely correct especially right now

00:54:50.840 if anything i feel more strongly about beating women

00:54:55.720 no i'm james see you punch him in the armpit so it doesn't leave a mark

00:55:02.360 i thought you know the prison trick was to use a phone book and you'd punch him yeah yes

00:55:06.600 barbara what you do now is you take a telephone book and preferably from a large metropolis

00:55:13.400 a good thick telephone book and you knock the shit right out of them

00:55:18.920 and then when they ring scotland yard there's no evidence

00:55:23.800 when the bobbies come

00:55:34.920 yes one i learned in my multiple trips to england that calling them bobbies is

00:55:41.320 what will get you beat the fuck up by them so i do not like being called bobbies anymore

00:55:46.520 i recall once you call them sing i believe it was 1968 and i

00:55:54.360 run over to a friend's apartment in london and paul mccartney happened to be there and we all took lsd

00:56:02.760 and then uh uh this woman that he had with him would not hold her tongue so we proceeded to beat the

00:56:09.320 shit out of her and then so someone downstairs rang the constable and the constable came and he

00:56:18.200 came upstairs and when he saw that it was james bond and paul mccartney he said oh uh i see there's

00:56:26.280 no problem here except mr mccartney your your lamborghini is parked on the sidewalk

00:56:32.600 and uh if you'll give me your keys i'll move it for you but oh that went off but yeah i mean seriously

00:56:44.120 these women need a slap okay let's get out of the uh stupid humor and uh see if we can come up with

00:56:51.240 some mildly retarded humor or perhaps a new story uh hate farmer what do you got for us

00:56:56.600 well i got something from the daily stormer royal mendigo royal mendigo transforms mud shark gf

00:57:05.560 into fireball outside tim horton's hey did he do this with voodoo

00:57:13.480 no apparently it was the uh he used the white man's magic to some kerosene

00:57:17.080 what's wrong like magic you like magic okay let's see i think sometimes it's absolutely necessary

00:57:28.440 sometimes it's necessary to set your mud shot girlfriend on fire out of principles

00:57:35.640 a city of tonno uh city of wakanda woman had moved out of the home she shared with her boyfriend

00:57:42.520 and their three children shortly before he allegedly smacked and splashed flammable liquid

00:57:48.520 on her and set her on fire erie county district attorney john f flynn jr said friday jonathan e

00:57:54.920 white 28 was arraigned friday in his room at erie county medical center on charges that included

00:58:00.680 attempt attempted murder first degree assault first degree arson and uh and counts of reckless

00:58:07.480 endangerment weapons possessions and menacing white was accused of luring jessica can't yeah

00:58:14.920 ivory brown menacing i mean that's that's a charge you get just for being a nigger

00:58:23.240 is it i mean you're walking up the sidewalk you're just menacing

00:58:29.400 what is accused of luring jessica cameron 25 out of the tim hortons in niagara

00:58:34.120 and seymour street on uh in wakanda monday afternoon after allegedly setting her ablaze

00:58:41.960 and allegedly setting her ablaze near a dumpster behind the store this is seems

00:58:45.800 what's wrong with dude you niggas are crazy what's wrong with dude you niggas are crazy

00:58:52.120 black man black man what's wrong with your women you niggas are crazy okay please continue

00:59:03.800 white was also a tim hortons employee but wasn't working that day flynn said a third worker quote saw

00:59:08.920 a fireball end quote flynn said and helped extinguish the flames on cameron white was also badly burned

00:59:15.560 oh so that's why he was arrested in the hospital because he's uh a black man with yeah that's

00:59:19.640 niggas said himself so how can you tell when a black man's burned though i mean they're already

00:59:24.360 telling me what you're telling they turn pink that some couple was having a private disagreement

00:59:33.000 and some white knight stepped in

00:59:40.440 that's kind of rude isn't it what business of his i love how he set himself on fire too

00:59:45.880 he's so stupid he cut his own self on fire well you know fire be like that sometimes people don't

00:59:52.680 think fire be like it is but it do

00:59:54.440 so they were having to fight out back behind the tim hortons near the dumpster

01:00:04.600 what is a tim hortons anyway a literal dumpster fire yep uh it i think it's a canadian

01:00:13.160 when she first realized the complex was on fire well i woke up to go get me a cold pop

01:00:19.160 then i thought somebody was barbecuing i said oh lord jesus it's a fire then i ran out i didn't

01:00:27.400 grab no shoes or nothing jesus i ran for my life and then the smoke got me i got bronchitis

01:00:35.960 ain't nobody got time for that yeah see if the white woman just had the instincts of the negro

01:00:43.240 other woman she would not have had time to get set on fire

01:00:50.040 oh lord jesus it's a fire jesus

01:00:54.440 i got bronchitis ain't got time for that

01:01:00.520 it's uh that reminds me the story we did last week or the week before that uh the dude who

01:01:05.320 who stabbed his baby mama soon to be baby mama in the heart with a knife and then

01:01:09.800 what did he do he oh no he just yeah he was like 17 years old yeah but he was like a 56 yeah

01:01:17.400 didn't he dump her behind pizza hut or something they threw in a dumpster he

01:01:21.880 literally like behind pizza hut

01:01:25.800 yeah her dad was married to like some like pitch black nigger right yeah i put i put her i put

01:01:31.880 yeah with the crystal yeah with the crystal i laid it to rest in a

01:01:36.840 in a in a steel receptacle i put i put it in a big old bag and throw it back there people think

01:01:43.160 it's pepperoni i mean it's the perfect crime he drops her off at pizza hut and then goes in

01:01:49.720 get some chicken wings well there's nothing like killing your baby mama out back behind your uh

01:01:55.960 mutual place of employment behind the sizzlers yeah i mean you're definitely going to get away with that

01:02:01.880 one is there they still have sizzler yeah we do

01:02:07.480 i don't think i ever ate the sizzler it's i've been told i i've been told i haven't missed anything

01:02:12.040 no you haven't i don't see how they're still in business to be honest yeah

01:02:19.320 well on tv the steaks used to look so delicious yeah

01:02:24.920 so does mcdonald's food yeah all right well since you brought up mcdonald's don what kind of story you

01:02:30.760 got for us you talking shit about big macs i like that sauce that big mac sauce be banging

01:02:37.400 nigga yeah that that thousand island dress yeah she is special sauce yeah we're all in

01:02:46.680 special sauce put some mayonnaise out in the sun oh yeah i don't i don't like hearing the word

01:02:51.720 special sauce coming from the nigger at all yeah but look him i'm gonna take this i'm gonna take

01:02:59.960 this bugger back here and put some special sauce on it for you baby okay anyway oh no

01:03:06.760 i used to work at uh an airport which i shall not mention but uh i was working you know cheek by

01:03:12.920 jowl with a bunch of niggers and and samoans and sometimes the freight would get you know bounced

01:03:18.200 back from the hub back to the airport and back to the hub and so there'd be lots of salmon and

01:03:22.520 other stuff but mostly it was a salmon and this is a big old one so half of it's open to the airport

01:03:27.800 and you can smell it as soon as it hits the conveyor belt like a hundred yards down

01:03:31.320 smelled like good pussy didn't it

01:03:34.840 you know where i was going did i

01:03:38.200 so like it's coming down and like i'm i'm getting closer to fucking vomiting and the black

01:03:43.720 dude right next to me like like shuttles over to me like 20 yards and nods me he's like you know

01:03:48.040 we're dancing my like mm-hmm pussy and he licks his lips and i started fucking dry heaving oh gosh

01:03:58.280 smell like the water out of the back of a seafood dumpster

01:04:04.600 yeah well i think we have time for one more story before we go to break

01:04:07.720 so uh let's see keeping with the theme of the uh of the coons we have a savage ape beats white

01:04:15.240 driver 20 to 30 times in a road rage incident yeah this from wkbw a cheek to waga man is in

01:04:24.520 the hospital tonight following a road rage incident that left him needing surgery cheek to waga police

01:04:30.200 say it is it was shortly after 2 45 wednesday afternoon when 41 year old matthew rudy was driving

01:04:36.680 on walden avenue near chick-fil-a police say he was cut off by a man in the left lane and the man

01:04:42.920 then slammed on his brakes got out of the car and punched rudy in the face through the window

01:04:47.640 police say he then dragged rudy out of the car in the middle of the median and brutally beat him 20

01:04:53.960 to 30 times the man took off after a two-day investigation police arrested 31 year old maurice

01:05:01.080 scott of buffalo he was arrested on a second frenchman uh of uh but but of course

01:05:08.680 but of course he was arrested on a second degree assault charge rudy was transported to ecmc he had

01:05:16.600 to have surgery on his eye and his wife says there's a probable uh possibility he may be blind she says he

01:05:22.920 is now home and resting second degree assault second degree that seems more like attempted

01:05:30.440 murder if you see a picture of this guy yeah and if you left with injuries that keep maurice didn't

01:05:37.400 mean nothing by it he'd just be that way he was french what do you expect but you know

01:05:43.560 slow traffic just just do a nigga like that that's right i had to go buy me some saint

01:05:49.640 odds and some black and miles and this motherfucking honky was holding his shit up you you gotta

01:05:55.000 understand this cracker trying to get over into chick-fil-a and the nigga trying to get past the

01:05:59.320 popeyes yeah that's right that's right he didn't do nothing didn't do nothing i'm gonna get off

01:06:08.280 that's why they ought to let the nigga use the hov lane for going to popeyes and kfc yeah

01:06:15.480 see even even if they'd only wanted to kai

01:06:21.640 somebody called him a nigger earlier so it all right oh yeah yeah yeah yeah well i mean that's uh

01:06:27.400 that's get out of jail free card when you just

01:06:30.040 chimp out and beat down or kill a white person now you know they might have said nigger

01:06:34.840 he called me a nigger i heard it nigger oh okay well then you can go

01:06:38.760 yeah and nowadays if you call them a nigger and uh you uh and no violence ensues now you go to jail

01:06:48.440 for hate crime and shit i mean yeah or what a ethnic intimidation or harassment or uh menacing yeah

01:06:57.160 yeah aggravated aggravated being white negatory aggravated uh whiteness yeah aggravated noticing yeah

01:07:09.480 unmelanated existing in the first degree it may have been somewhere in the may have been somewhere

01:07:16.920 in the south but it's kind of an older story there was a group of mexicans or no a group of niggers

01:07:22.920 a troop of baboons uh gang raped the hispanic chick i was in texas a young girl yeah yeah and they

01:07:31.560 blamed it on us right and they blamed it on white racism because allegedly someone somewhere uttered the

01:07:38.440 n-word uh wait did you say mexicans no a mexican girl got raped

01:07:48.840 oh she got a mexican girl got raped by yeah it was a it was a huge thing it was a whole bunch of

01:07:53.080 it's like they uh snatched her up and took her into the i remember covering this back when it happened

01:07:59.080 it's been a couple of years but uh they snatched her up and took her into this uh

01:08:05.160 trailer house they had and like they were like holding her there and like calling up

01:08:11.640 niggers hey you know we got this bitch over come on we didn't fuck this bitch

01:08:15.320 like they were filming it on their uh cell phones and shit and ones that were young enough to go to

01:08:23.720 high school or what you know which means to like 25 or less we're uh we're up at school showing off

01:08:29.640 the videos and shit i mean it was a huge horrible thing i didn't know that they had tried to use the

01:08:34.360 somebody said a nigger defense on that one but yeah that was that was in like that was in southeast

01:08:39.720 texas down some little shit town not far from houston somewhere yeah she called me a

01:08:45.240 nigga so i fucked and call all my homies to come fuck yeah yeah you know i'ma fuck the racism out of

01:08:51.480 her living your old mexican bitch would teach her to be a racist yeah so we fucked that taco

01:08:58.520 the the story that i heard was like they were trying to rationalize their behavior ex post facto by

01:09:03.880 saying that earlier some white people in a pickup truck had taunted them so that they were just taking

01:09:09.160 out their righteousness on like on a 12 year old baner she was the palest person they could find yeah

01:09:17.720 yeah and they're right because they're darker than she is so they get off

01:09:23.240 she may have been one of those oh they got off all right oh yeah oh whoever's darker uh wins that's uh

01:09:29.880 that's how it goes now you have a diversity stack yeah the the uh what is the totem pole

01:09:39.160 uh so the the monkey is at the base of the totem pole uh at the top i think no other close to the

01:09:48.040 top i mean it's all so complicated yeah it's like the it's like the totem pole is uh you know every uh

01:09:56.360 every head on the totem pole has hinges and they constantly shift and vibe for position i think right

01:10:01.720 now um maybe illegal alien transsexual is at the top i'm not sure yeah yeah no they're up there that's

01:10:10.840 for sure i mean i know jews are mad every time something happens and in that particular circumstance

01:10:17.080 they're not at the top yeah but um well just wait for the next uh white officer who uh shoots a black

01:10:24.920 criminal justified and then they'll move back up to the top right right yeah then well youths

01:10:31.880 you know youths are often at the top yeah um you know if they do things like uh mob rush some gated

01:10:40.280 community to have a pool party even though they don't like pools they don't go into pools yeah a

01:10:45.880 hundred niggers who don't live there suddenly just bust into the place and don't start chipping

01:10:51.240 out everywhere or take off their socks when they're sitting in the pool yeah and some some

01:10:56.360 cop some cop comes out and has to body slam a she-boon and they're like oh my god look this

01:11:02.200 this racism that's racist all right did you guys ever see like there was a video from about a year

01:11:08.760 ago where they were doing this at some apartment complex i remember and some old lady yeah they

01:11:13.000 took her like got her little dog yeah and she comes walking out there and these this

01:11:17.080 fucking nigger she's like can you know she doesn't even tell them you don't live here get out of

01:11:20.520 here she's like can you guys quiet it down or something like that and this big old buck nigger

01:11:25.880 just grabs her and body slams her and she bounces off into the pool and yeah little dogs running around

01:11:31.080 going like what the fuck i remember and all the niggers just start cheering of course that's what they

01:11:38.040 do they start he's just spiking a ball in the end zone so he did like his fucking monkey dance

01:11:43.960 yeah yeah but i mean and how do you and and these niggers know once they pull that

01:11:49.400 shit there's no winning it's like the if the if you know the old white ladies who don't know any

01:11:54.440 better come out there that's what's going to happen and if they call the police out there

01:12:00.440 and the police come out and they do the slightest thing that it's going to take to get these niggers

01:12:05.320 because the niggers are all just going to keep moving around they're not going to leave they're

01:12:08.440 going to try to nigger around until the cops leave so they can just stay and so the cops finally have

01:12:13.560 to put their hands on one of them and then when they chimp out and start trying to get away and

01:12:17.480 they have to throw them down and handcuff them then it's like this national story for a week and the

01:12:22.360 cop loses his job and the nigger gets paid and all that and uh the only other option that would be

01:12:28.840 is if you know several uh righteous young white guys go down there and they're like get the

01:12:33.960 fuck out of here nigger and they you know make them leave is all i'll say then those guys are

01:12:41.160 going to jail forever ever i mean the the niggers if they want to come take over your swimming pool

01:12:47.320 you just have to let them that's it i mean that's pretty much all there is to it

01:12:53.560 yeah there's no winning once it starts

01:12:56.040 and they're like hey man look at these reclining chairs i'm finna furnish my apartment

01:13:06.600 look here they're right in this workout room they got a tv up in this

01:13:10.520 bitch wonder who left that there well i guess it's mine now

01:13:18.760 stupid cracker leave a perfectly good tv laying out and open like that

01:13:22.920 shit but uh yeah yeah okay chill what are should we go to break no yeah i think we're

01:13:29.080 gonna go to break now but first i think you should uh do a little plug if you are a young

01:13:35.480 white man of good character and you're tired of all this nonsense and the idea of living and dying

01:13:41.240 on your knees does not appeal to you then you should consider looking into joining the stormer book

01:13:46.200 club for more information email stormer book clubs at airmail.cc we'll be right back

01:13:56.520 you're listening to the crypto report we'll be right back after this break

01:14:16.200 hit me

01:14:26.520 I'll cover this portion of doubt and treason

01:14:30.520 He is the way you enforce

01:14:32.520 I'll protect the cause of rebel and reason

01:14:36.520 Moralize and war keeps calling

01:14:38.520 I'll be forsaken for I am a patriot

01:14:42.520 You're a dream, you're one of your heroes

01:14:44.520 The fact is a man, you don't play your win

01:14:47.520 You ain't a man, you ain't a man

01:14:50.520 Everybody knows that's from here on the end

01:14:53.520 Leave my trump to die on the fire

01:14:56.520 Play for my nation, salute in the flame

01:14:59.520 Seeds of hate, need no more to survive

01:15:02.520 Place my allegiance and ruin to reign

01:15:05.520 Hear my words, hear me coming

01:15:08.520 Play for my nation, salute in the flame

01:15:11.520 Promises, dream to die and come from now

01:15:14.520 Place my allegiance and ruin to reign

01:15:17.520 While my mind so easily

01:15:22.520 While my hands so easily

01:15:24.520 While my hands so many dreams

01:15:28.520 Cut me to what I am

01:15:31.520 The fact is the fact, you don't play, you don't win

01:15:34.520 Change of this, you change of this

01:15:37.520 Everybody knows that's from here on the end

01:15:40.520 Keep my lies, hear me coming

01:15:43.520 Citizens' watch, they're stealing our freedom

01:15:46.520 Promises, left to die and call

01:15:49.520 I'll cover this force, you turn down to prison

01:15:52.520 Tedious, the way we fall

01:15:55.520 While they take the cause, I'll rebel with reason

01:15:58.520 For the lies and war, keeps calling wrong

01:16:01.520 I'll be forsaken for I am a patriot

01:16:04.520 Why do I mind so easily?

01:16:10.520 Why left behind something easy?

01:16:16.520 Spiritual mind is always a dream

01:16:21.520 That living on, living on my day

01:16:34.520 Period

01:16:39.520 You

01:16:41.520 You

01:16:47.520 You

01:16:49.520 You

01:16:53.520 You

01:16:55.520 You

01:16:56.520 You

01:16:57.520 You

01:16:59.900 You

01:17:02.240 You

01:17:04.240 Why would my mind so easily?

01:17:15.020 Why would my mind so easily?

01:17:17.020 Why would my hands so many dreams?

01:17:22.840 Spiritual blindness voices begin at living on

01:17:30.160 Or dying on my day?

01:17:40.320 Welcome back to The Crypto Report.

01:17:57.260 Okay, and we are back.

01:17:59.320 We are back after that righteous break, and I was just thinking about how intolerant this show has been so far, with it being the holiday season and all.

01:18:12.680 And so I wanted to reach out to the community and help them celebrate Kwanzaa a little bit.

01:18:21.920 You know, Kwanzaa is a holiday that was made up by Negroes.

01:18:28.620 And as we all know, Negroes have the highest moral values.

01:18:33.920 So it's got to be a good holiday that celebrates everyone and isn't selfish or anything.

01:18:41.180 So let's hear a nice Kwanzaa carol.

01:18:43.480 Here we go.

01:18:43.920 Ho, ho, ho.

01:18:45.840 Merry Christmas.

01:18:47.100 Shalom.

01:18:48.260 Happy Hanukkah.

01:18:50.300 Angawa.

01:18:51.420 Happy Kwanzaa.

01:18:52.780 What's going on, everybody?

01:18:54.040 It's that dude Doug for Close Up Comedy.

01:18:56.120 And on this holiday edition of My Truest Self, whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, I just wanted to take this time out to share one of my favorite holiday songs with you.

01:19:09.140 So if you know it, sing along.

01:19:12.320 If not, just hum and nod your head.

01:19:14.780 On the first day of Kwanzaa, Caucasians gave to me my culture back and really being free.

01:19:22.460 On the second day of Kwanzaa, Caucasians gave to me double the pay from 18 and my culture back and really being free.

01:19:31.900 On the third day of Kwanzaa, Caucasians gave to me three tax breaks, double the pay from 18 and my culture back and really being free.

01:19:44.540 Now, hold on.

01:19:45.980 I think I see a pattern developing here.

01:19:49.640 Apparently, Kwanzaa is a holiday about white people giving things to black people.

01:19:58.140 Anybody else notice that?

01:19:59.740 Yeah.

01:20:00.040 Can we take it back?

01:20:01.000 Yeah, he said we're going to give him his culture back.

01:20:04.020 Hey, man.

01:20:05.440 Welcome to it.

01:20:07.220 On the fourth day of Kwanzaa, Caucasians gave to me four more years of Obama.

01:20:14.520 Okay, so we will alter the Constitution and install Obama for Negroes.

01:20:21.900 Three tax breaks, double the pay from 18 and my culture back and really being free.

01:20:29.140 On the sixth and seventh day of Kwanzaa, Caucasians gave to me four more years of Obama, three tax breaks, double the pay from 18 and my culture back and really being free.

01:20:50.360 On the sixth and seventh day of Kwanzaa, Caucasians gave to me repeat one through five and just leave my black ass be.

01:21:03.240 Fucking nigger.

01:21:04.200 If only we could.

01:21:05.660 Trump impeached on TV.

01:21:10.720 Get the theme?

01:21:12.220 Four more years of Obama.

01:21:13.940 No, it's so subtle.

01:21:15.940 It's so subtle.

01:21:17.200 This is such.

01:21:17.940 Negroes.

01:21:19.060 You Negroes are never blunt and in your face.

01:21:23.120 I'm having to, like, look for every tiny bit of symbolism and foreshadowing and every hint of meaning.

01:21:31.500 It's just a swipple bullshit.

01:21:33.780 When he says four more years of Obama, I think he means Michael Obama.

01:21:39.420 I could be wrong, but I don't know.

01:21:41.560 Three tax breaks, double the pay from 18 and my culture back and really being free.

01:21:50.000 All right, wait, I heard vaping.

01:21:53.020 That wasn't me.

01:21:53.960 Who done it?

01:21:54.700 I heard vaping.

01:21:56.480 It wasn't me.

01:21:57.640 It wasn't me this time.

01:21:59.120 I swear to God.

01:22:00.600 It was hate farmer.

01:22:00.920 It wasn't me this time.

01:22:01.740 It was hate farmer.

01:22:02.720 That was the ADL political officer that was sitting behind me.

01:22:05.940 I swear to God, it wasn't me this time.

01:22:08.260 Okay.

01:22:11.700 Once again, happy holidays from that dude, Doug.

01:22:14.600 And if you have something to check.

01:22:16.060 Hey, you know what, Doug?

01:22:16.860 Fuck you.

01:22:17.540 I mean, you got, I mean, what was it?

01:22:25.940 Eight or nine days of fucking Kwanzaa and every day we're supposed to give him half,

01:22:29.780 whites are supposed to give him half a dozen things.

01:22:32.680 How about he ask for some shit from the blacks on the, on the ninth day of Kwanzaa.

01:22:37.700 My Negroes gave to me one day of murder free.

01:22:41.540 What did he mean by double pay over 18?

01:22:49.920 2018.

01:22:50.980 He wants to be paid double what he got paid in 2018, which means that he expects SSI to

01:22:55.560 go up by 100%.

01:22:57.020 Exactly.

01:22:57.700 Because the motherfucker doesn't want him.

01:22:59.780 Yeah.

01:23:00.000 But, uh, or, or he's expecting, uh, Google to give him some, uh, affirmative action,

01:23:07.600 uh, uh, ad sharing or something.

01:23:11.280 And the telltale for me that this is just meant for white people is like the shit about the

01:23:15.020 tax cuts.

01:23:15.760 I mean, they don't pay any taxes anyway.

01:23:17.680 I like how you said three tax cuts.

01:23:19.500 Well, if he wants tax, no three, he wants three tax.

01:23:22.360 He's holding up his fingers.

01:23:23.460 Three fingers.

01:23:23.940 Three tax cuts.

01:23:25.300 Yeah.

01:23:25.580 Cause it's on the third day.

01:23:27.220 See, but clever, very clever.

01:23:29.940 Yes.

01:23:30.320 Well, well, first of all, he says he wants his culture back.

01:23:34.320 And when he does, he posts a bunch of pictures of white kids with face tattoos and pink dreads

01:23:41.400 and shit.

01:23:42.280 Uh, I'm assuming some of these.

01:23:44.900 They're, they're not even.

01:23:45.900 And I'm like, dude, take it.

01:23:48.540 Yeah.

01:23:49.160 I mean, really?

01:23:50.040 I don't want it.

01:23:50.920 That's not culture.

01:23:51.940 That's dirty hair.

01:23:52.860 That's not washing your hair.

01:23:54.100 That's what it is.

01:23:54.860 And if he wants tax breaks, then why would he want more Obama and Trump impeached?

01:24:00.820 No shit.

01:24:01.920 See, this is, this is, uh, what you call the caved in head thinking.

01:24:07.100 Um, you know, his head is so caved in.

01:24:11.120 You could get like two orders of nachos bel grande in there.

01:24:15.820 Uh, this is a Negro NPC raised by white parents.

01:24:20.040 Yeah.

01:24:21.560 And, um, and for a nigger, he really sings like shit.

01:24:24.860 Yeah.

01:24:25.420 And I'm glad I happened to find this because, uh, you know, if I hadn't been searching specifically

01:24:30.660 for Kwanzaa Carol, I would have never seen it.

01:24:32.420 I mean, to, to hear him talk, he sounded like an important YouTubing Negro with a lot of people

01:24:38.820 watching and everything.

01:24:39.700 Well, he's got 22 subscribers.

01:24:42.220 And this thing's had 43 views.

01:24:47.820 Uh, probably.

01:24:48.340 He just wants his subscribers back, man.

01:24:50.240 You took them off.

01:24:50.780 Yeah.

01:24:50.800 But I mean, you know, and there's zero comments, which I think is a travesty.

01:24:54.520 So like for the 10th day of Kwanzaa, he doesn't have zero comments anymore.

01:24:59.700 Oh, okay.

01:25:00.160 Well, what?

01:25:00.560 Okay.

01:25:01.080 Well, but for the 10th or 11th, whatever day it is of Kwanzaa we're on, I would like my,

01:25:07.040 uh, listeners to go to, it's Douglas Bennett, B E N N E T T. Just go on there and, uh, do

01:25:16.640 a YouTube search for Kwanzaa Carol and this will come up Kwanzaa Carol.

01:25:20.560 It's, it's a, it's a Negro in a pink baseball cap with the eye of Horus on it.

01:25:26.860 So of course he's a Kang and, um, go, go leave him a comment.

01:25:30.860 This Negro seems lonely.

01:25:32.940 So let's help him out.

01:25:34.680 He should be appreciative of the, uh, the, the viewers and the comments.

01:25:38.440 Yeah.

01:25:38.580 I mean, it's the holiday season.

01:25:40.080 You should, uh, spread the love around and, and, you know, this is a needy Negro.

01:25:45.360 I mean, listen to all the things he's asking for and remember he needs some things, but

01:25:51.480 he probably doesn't know what he needs.

01:25:52.920 So we're not going to give him what he's asking for.

01:25:54.880 We're going to go into the comment section, give him what we feel he needs.

01:25:59.260 What, what be that nigga name?

01:26:01.300 Uh, Douglas Bennett.

01:26:06.340 Uh, and there's probably like a hundred, uh, Douglas Bennett's on YouTube, but you can

01:26:12.620 find him by, uh, doing a YouTube search for Kwanzaa Carol.

01:26:16.500 Yeah.

01:26:16.640 That's all I did.

01:26:17.260 I typed in Kwanzaa Carol.

01:26:18.520 He was like the third or fourth.

01:26:20.240 Uh, yeah.

01:26:20.880 And the title of the video is oddly enough, Kwanzaa Carol.

01:26:28.040 Kwanzaa with two A's.

01:26:29.220 I don't know.

01:26:29.640 Maybe there's different.

01:26:30.480 I've seen it.

01:26:30.920 It's three A's in it.

01:26:32.180 It's three A's.

01:26:32.960 No, there's an apostrophe after the last A though.

01:26:35.380 It's got three A's for triple to affirmative action.

01:26:38.000 It's Kwanzaa.

01:26:43.200 Yeah.

01:26:44.040 I mean, you got 22 subscribers and 15 of them be his mama's Johns.

01:26:51.640 But, uh, that's a talented boy you got there, LaQuisha.

01:26:59.420 Yeah.

01:26:59.960 Shit.

01:27:00.220 Now let me get some of that pussy.

01:27:02.320 Yeah.

01:27:02.580 Well, since someone broke protocol, I don't know if I mentioned it on the show, but I,

01:27:07.140 I, I got to, it's true.

01:27:09.440 I did, uh, I did tell the guys to vape on Mike and, uh, it was to upset a user, but it

01:27:16.640 was not Mace Dindu.

01:27:19.480 It was another user who's been chimping out about vaping forever and not just vaping on

01:27:24.620 the radio, but vaping in general.

01:27:27.320 Like I remember, uh, I was, it was 2017.

01:27:31.140 I, I wrote, uh, the article, uh, vaping named daily stormers, 2017 man of the year.

01:27:38.300 And, uh, of course that started a huge controversy in the comments from these, uh, repressed homosexuals

01:27:46.160 who just can't stand vaping.

01:27:48.360 And, um, so, you know, not the sound of it or anything, just the idea that it might be

01:27:53.880 happening somewhere.

01:27:54.740 And, uh, every now and then I would make sure to vape on, on, uh, on the air, but I,

01:28:00.360 I got to listening to it and I was like, you know, I think Mace has a point.

01:28:04.160 I mean, like we're hearing this like really loud every three seconds.

01:28:15.480 I see that was in context.

01:28:17.240 See, I've said they could vape in context.

01:28:19.360 That was in context.

01:28:20.120 And so the guys will enjoy the next few minutes because till you've got a story about, uh,

01:28:25.740 vaping that's in the news, don't you?

01:28:28.960 Uh, yeah.

01:28:29.740 Does someone feel free to vape on mic during this story?

01:28:34.920 Thank you.

01:28:36.220 Does someone have the audio for it?

01:28:38.480 Yeah, I have some audio.

01:28:39.380 You want me to play it?

01:28:40.440 Yeah.

01:28:40.880 Just play the whole damn thing.

01:28:42.220 Here we are at X-Hale Vapor City in Tucker, Georgia, and I have just been asked to leave

01:28:46.840 the store.

01:28:48.360 He greeted me.

01:28:49.460 That was nice.

01:28:50.200 I did find the item that I wanted.

01:28:52.280 And the next thing he said was that he'd like me to leave.

01:28:54.820 If you do not stop recording in my store, I'm going to call the police and ask you to leave

01:28:58.500 now.

01:28:58.840 Please call the, that would be awesome.

01:29:00.980 That'd be awesome.

01:29:01.640 All right.

01:29:02.000 We can call Fox 5 and all sorts of stuff.

01:29:03.880 If I'd like to, I would like to purchase something here, please do call your boss because I will

01:29:09.600 be calling corporate.

01:29:11.020 Go for it.

01:29:11.580 I am looking forward to releasing this video because I just want to purchase something.

01:29:16.340 Fuck off, dude.

01:29:17.260 Fuck off.

01:29:18.260 Fuck off.

01:29:19.540 Fuck off.

01:29:21.020 Fuck insane.

01:29:21.800 Fuck insane.

01:29:22.540 Don't racist motherfuckers.

01:29:23.880 Racist.

01:29:24.580 Yeah.

01:29:25.560 That's true.

01:29:25.940 Right?

01:29:26.640 I'm not a racist.

01:29:27.460 I got, I got a fucker.

01:29:28.840 Pause it.

01:29:29.800 Pause.

01:29:30.380 Cuck.

01:29:31.940 Yeah, he cucked.

01:29:33.040 Cuck.

01:29:33.220 I won't, well, no, I'm not going to say that because, um, yeah, I get where people come

01:29:39.460 off with that, but in a situation like this, you have a couple of goals.

01:29:44.060 One of them is to get the guy fired and the other is to get the company to be like, we're

01:29:50.440 sorry, please buy our products here.

01:29:52.800 And if you're like, yeah, I'm a racist, fuck you and fuck this nigger over here too.

01:29:57.380 Yeah.

01:29:57.640 None of that's going to happen.

01:29:59.740 I don't think they should go that far.

01:30:02.840 I'm just, just to be clear that if, even if you just say, well, I mean, well, so what

01:30:08.740 if I am a racist?

01:30:09.680 Not saying I am, but so what if I was, I mean, you're not going to get what you want out of

01:30:13.300 it.

01:30:13.680 That that's, they're out.

01:30:15.160 They're like, Oh, right.

01:30:15.960 This guy, but I, the reason that I wanted the thing paused was, um, I want the listener

01:30:22.920 to understand since this is an audio medium that the reason this guy, the only reason

01:30:31.180 this guy is chimping out and, uh, having a soy attack is because the, um, would be customer

01:30:40.320 who is only in there being a good boy and buying his wife some vape juice, um, is wearing a

01:30:48.920 favorite.

01:30:52.820 Yeah.

01:30:53.380 My wife is black.

01:30:55.140 Yeah.

01:30:55.520 Could you, could you, do you have a, do you have fried chicken flavor?

01:30:58.640 Yeah.

01:30:59.020 Could you throw a, you know, it's holiday time.

01:31:01.720 Could you throw a cotton spray in there to make it, but, uh, no, he's wearing a Trump t-shirt

01:31:08.220 and a MAGA hat.

01:31:09.140 Go ahead with the audio.

01:31:10.080 Roll the audio.

01:31:11.440 He's wearing some Trump bullshit, got some racist bullshit off in his head and shit.

01:31:15.360 I already, I don't fucking, I'm not serving anyone that has to do with that fucker.

01:31:20.480 He's a treasonous asshole.

01:31:22.080 I don't have a problem with you, sir, whatsoever.

01:31:25.100 I don't, I just want good healthcare for my kids.

01:31:28.760 I don't have a problem with the color of your skin or yours.

01:31:32.500 I'd like to purchase some of this naked vape juice though.

01:31:35.100 I'd be all right.

01:31:35.900 I just want some fucking vape juice so my wife won't turn into a goddamn monster.

01:31:44.140 Okay.

01:31:44.900 That's what, that's it all.

01:31:46.160 That's it.

01:31:47.000 I mean, have you ever, have you ever been at home with a woman when she runs out of her

01:31:51.600 vape juice?

01:31:53.060 Go ahead.

01:31:56.380 Roll the audio.

01:31:58.060 Okay.

01:31:58.720 Here's where we're at.

01:31:59.440 Leave the store.

01:32:00.080 Here's where we're at.

01:32:00.640 Leave the store.

01:32:01.460 Leave the store.

01:32:02.500 Here's where we're at.

01:32:03.080 Leave the store.

01:32:04.460 Fuck off.

01:32:05.340 I don't give a fuck.

01:32:08.440 Get out.

01:32:09.560 Dude.

01:32:10.100 Dude, go ahead.

01:32:10.640 Take another swing at it.

01:32:11.600 Make contact with me one more time.

01:32:13.420 I'm going to make a deal with you.

01:32:14.520 I want to purchase that vape juice.

01:32:16.180 No.

01:32:16.400 If you sell it to me, I won't.

01:32:17.920 No.

01:32:18.760 If you sell it to me, I won't call the police.

01:32:24.060 What you did was assaulted me.

01:32:25.740 What I mean is that for my wife.

01:32:27.500 If you sell it to me, I won't call the fucking cops and press charges on you for assault.

01:32:32.000 I won't call corporate and get you fired.

01:32:34.960 Just sell me the fucking product so I can leave.

01:32:37.980 What do you want?

01:32:38.820 Naked.

01:32:39.540 The strawberry in a fucking six milligram.

01:32:42.820 Where do you see naked?

01:32:43.360 Right here.

01:32:44.180 This shit.

01:32:44.680 Where is it?

01:32:45.040 This fucking...

01:32:46.000 Right there.

01:32:46.600 Here.

01:32:47.100 Right next to that.

01:32:48.100 In a six milligram.

01:32:49.160 Make sure it's a six milligram so I don't have to come back.

01:32:52.060 No, you're not fucking coming back to my store, don't you?

01:32:54.620 I'm making sure of that.

01:32:56.520 Get the fuck out of here, dude.

01:32:57.820 Oh my fuck.

01:32:58.580 Oh my fuck.

01:33:00.680 God bless America.

01:33:01.980 Capitalism wins again.

01:33:03.740 Fuck you, capitalism.

01:33:04.720 Fuck you, fucking president.

01:33:06.100 He's a racist, stupid piece of shit.

01:33:08.640 You're a racist, stupid piece of shit.

01:33:10.600 Just ring this shit up, fuck boy.

01:33:11.720 Fuck off.

01:33:13.280 Do my bidding.

01:33:15.020 Dude's running the cash register for the fuck cast.

01:33:17.500 Sell it to me.

01:33:18.320 No.

01:33:18.820 Come on.

01:33:19.560 No.

01:33:19.960 Sell it to me.

01:33:20.720 Sell it to me, punk.

01:33:22.400 Call us.

01:33:23.180 It's your job, your freedom.

01:33:24.440 Sell me the shit.

01:33:25.140 Fuck you, you can beat me.

01:33:25.920 No, no, no.

01:33:26.780 Sell it to me.

01:33:27.480 Nope.

01:33:27.760 Sell it to me.

01:33:28.900 Fuck off.

01:33:29.620 Come on.

01:33:30.380 Ring it up.

01:33:31.160 Ring it up and you're going to ruin your life.

01:33:33.340 That's where you're at right now.

01:33:34.880 Because you done upset me.

01:33:36.560 And you should have helped him first in the first place before you threw a temper tantrum,

01:33:40.420 dipshit.

01:33:41.620 Yeah, why don't you help this regroup?

01:33:42.960 Ring him up.

01:33:44.120 How fucking...

01:33:45.460 Get out!

01:33:46.460 Help your customer.

01:33:47.680 Fuck off!

01:33:49.200 Fuck off!

01:33:52.320 Fuck off!

01:33:52.880 Fuck off!

01:33:55.980 Let me see your war face.

01:33:57.760 I'm recording.

01:34:06.480 You got a business card for your manager or anything like that?

01:34:08.920 Fuck no.

01:34:08.940 I give you a fucking dick.

01:34:10.960 Oh, man.

01:34:11.440 He has no dick to give.

01:34:12.600 This is phenomenal.

01:34:13.980 His testicles haven't even descended.

01:34:15.900 I love you, sir.

01:34:16.960 I don't even...

01:34:17.760 Oh, man.

01:34:19.760 That dude is such a wigger, too, man.

01:34:21.760 Yeah.

01:34:22.020 That's not a war face.

01:34:23.220 That's a war face.

01:34:24.100 No!

01:34:25.700 It was more like a woman.

01:34:27.080 He's not a wigger.

01:34:27.820 He looks like the...

01:34:28.760 He's got the Switch face.

01:34:30.040 The Nintendo Switch face.

01:34:30.960 He sounds like a shield maiden.

01:34:34.040 A shield maiden.

01:34:34.800 Talking like such a wigger.

01:34:37.460 I have, like, interwatched Vikings the last few days.

01:34:45.360 And it's such a fucking shame how fucked up with social justice that show is.

01:34:52.280 We'll get into that later.

01:34:53.220 So, chill.

01:34:55.680 Go ahead.

01:34:56.160 Let us...

01:34:56.940 You have further details, do you not?

01:35:01.380 Yes, I do.

01:35:02.420 So...

01:35:02.820 Because as we recall from the video, or from the audio, this all-powerful clerk swore that

01:35:13.820 he would see to it, that this racist, Trump-supporting, bigoted piece of shit would never come in his

01:35:22.400 store again.

01:35:23.360 So, how did it all turn out?

01:35:24.620 His store.

01:35:25.280 Sell the vape, bigot.

01:35:32.340 Well, Ferguson said, Exhale City.

01:35:37.780 Exhale City is the name of the big business.

01:35:40.300 The corporate office got in touch with him afterwards and told him that the employee was

01:35:46.680 fired.

01:35:49.040 So, there you go.

01:35:52.760 Get woke, go broke.

01:35:54.600 Was he fired for intolerance?

01:35:57.280 Yeah.

01:35:58.140 I mean, that was some real customer service they had going on there.

01:36:04.060 I mean, jeez.

01:36:06.340 Can you imagine being that fucking, like, such infantile anger that your voice is cracking

01:36:14.140 from just screaming?

01:36:15.020 He sounds like a woman, MPC neckbeard.

01:36:17.840 Well, see, now this is...

01:36:18.860 Eventually, he stops screaming, like, he stops cursing and screaming altogether and finally

01:36:24.740 just starts screaming noises.

01:36:26.480 He's so distraught.

01:36:28.160 He's just...

01:36:29.080 Ah!

01:36:29.940 Then he started clapping, like, in between every word, like a black chick.

01:36:33.500 Yeah, he was culturally appropriating a black...

01:36:35.180 Yes, he was.

01:36:35.660 Who's the real racist here?

01:36:37.900 I like how when he calls his boss, he says, he's got this Trump shit on.

01:36:42.000 He's got this racist shit in his head.

01:36:44.360 He doesn't say on his clothes.

01:36:46.660 Because he just, like...

01:36:48.440 He didn't respond to anything.

01:36:49.920 There was no back and forth.

01:36:51.880 He just was, like, frantic.

01:36:53.260 I bet his fingers were shaking.

01:36:54.520 He didn't dial anything.

01:36:55.600 He's just, like, talking to his phone.

01:36:57.100 He's, like, habituated to, like, talking in his phone.

01:36:59.240 No, he was literally shaking.

01:37:01.080 Yeah.

01:37:01.400 Well, if he was talking to anybody, it had to be, like, his assistant manager or something.

01:37:06.420 It certainly wasn't the police.

01:37:08.300 I mean, it would be funny if it was the police.

01:37:09.940 Well, he...

01:37:10.100 You know, you have these things, you know...

01:37:12.660 I mean, of course, this is, like, the latest example of Trump derangement syndrome.

01:37:18.380 But, you know, you had a Trump derangement syndrome a few weeks ago, where it's, like, some guys wearing MAGA hats or whatever are in a parking garage at a mall talking.

01:37:33.460 You know, he's having a good time, three or four guys.

01:37:35.840 And this, uh, some liberal chick, some SJW or whatever, who just got off work at Spencer's or the pretzel thing or whatever.

01:37:48.960 Hot topic.

01:37:49.740 Yeah.

01:37:50.180 She's trying to get back to her car, and she calls the police.

01:37:54.380 And the police are, like, what's your emergency?

01:37:56.920 She's, like, well, there's these guys out here, and they're wearing...

01:38:00.460 They must be Nazis.

01:38:02.040 They're wearing Trump hats or Trump shirts or whatever it is.

01:38:04.960 I'm afraid to walk past them to my car.

01:38:07.060 Could you send somebody out here, a policeman out here to escort me to my car?

01:38:11.420 And they're, like, well, have they made any threats towards you?

01:38:14.440 Uh, no.

01:38:15.280 They haven't said anything to me.

01:38:16.680 I just see them down there and all this.

01:38:18.480 And the police are, like, well, we can't send anybody out for that.

01:38:21.040 Are you...

01:38:21.520 I mean, what kind of shit is this?

01:38:23.660 What?

01:38:25.120 Are you kidding me?

01:38:29.080 Jesus Christ.

01:38:30.420 They're literal Nazis.

01:38:32.120 Yeah.

01:38:32.480 I mean, because, you know, these guys in MAGA hats are the ones who are just constantly

01:38:37.040 running around starting violence and, like, raping ugly, blue-haired, earlobe-stretched

01:38:43.940 SJWs and such.

01:38:46.160 But, uh...

01:38:46.320 I mean, we all know what they believe, but that just...

01:38:50.000 This is exactly what he said.

01:38:51.440 He's got this racist shit in his head.

01:38:53.980 Yeah.

01:38:54.460 It's like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude?

01:38:56.480 But there's one thing about this.

01:38:59.040 This is a person, and this is almost universally true with these leftists.

01:39:04.200 It's true with a lot of people on all sides of them.

01:39:07.280 But this is a person who has zero understanding of or relationship with personal power dynamics.

01:39:14.860 And, uh, as a person who has worked, uh, uh, the cash register in places one whole hell of a lot rougher

01:39:23.300 than a vape shop.

01:39:24.240 I mean, I've worked smut shops in downtown Dallas, like the, the, uh, 11 at night to 7 a.m. shift.

01:39:32.620 Okay?

01:39:34.080 Like, I'm the only guy in there, and the place is just full of degenerates and all these gangster blacks

01:39:40.440 trying to come in and start a much trouble.

01:39:41.620 You know, that guy's sitting there just screaming, he's got zero power, and he's just showing

01:39:48.140 it off that he's a punk.

01:39:49.920 If, if I had, if I wanted somebody out of there, if I even bothered to say anything to

01:39:55.180 him, be like, uh, yo, you need to get the fuck out now.

01:39:59.300 And, uh, if they were like, well, do what?

01:40:01.180 It's like, bam, boom, boom, boom, boom, and out they go.

01:40:04.300 Right?

01:40:05.240 You know, you don't have time to fuck around with all this screaming at people and stuff.

01:40:08.660 You got shit to do.

01:40:09.660 You tell them what, if you feel like telling them, you tell them wants to get out, and

01:40:14.340 if they don't leave, you stomp the shit out of them and throw them in a crumpled heap

01:40:18.980 outdoors.

01:40:20.480 I like how he keeps saying my store as well.

01:40:23.080 Like, he's not-

01:40:23.400 Yeah, my store.

01:40:24.300 That's the thing.

01:40:25.440 He's one of the first white, one of the few whites that I've heard do that.

01:40:28.720 Blacks love to do that, especially, like, if they're in the military or if they are like,

01:40:34.860 uh, jail guards or security guards.

01:40:38.460 I, I, when I was a security guard for a short while, all the black guys, they'd be talking

01:40:43.400 like, uh, yeah, you, you can't be doing this up in here on my plant.

01:40:48.720 This is my plant.

01:40:49.700 And I'm like, since when did you own a fucking foundry?

01:40:54.400 Motherfucker, you don't own the trailer you live in, but this is your, this is your motherfucking

01:41:00.400 foundry.

01:41:01.440 I'm like, yeah.

01:41:02.960 Okay.

01:41:04.160 Up in my house.

01:41:05.620 Up in, yeah.

01:41:06.540 You know, you, you, you might do this to somebody else's plants.

01:41:09.840 You ain't gonna do this at my plant.

01:41:12.580 Yeah.

01:41:13.260 Speaking of outraged employees, we have another, or outraged people in stores.

01:41:18.520 We have another one.

01:41:19.420 Oh.

01:41:20.020 A transgender woman.

01:41:20.800 Uh, I think I do actually.

01:41:23.080 The, uh, the GameStop, uh, incident.

01:41:26.740 Transgender woman threatens to take it outside when GameStop employee uses the word sir.

01:41:34.780 Yeah.

01:41:35.180 I'll play a little bit of that because this is very interesting.

01:41:38.420 But when I deal with money, you're gonna get my fucking money back.

01:41:41.740 Excuse me, sir.

01:41:42.480 There's a young man in here.

01:41:43.840 I fold it.

01:41:44.460 Excuse me, it's ma'am.

01:41:46.200 It is ma'am.

01:41:50.060 It's ma'am.

01:41:50.980 Mind your business.

01:41:52.080 Okay?

01:41:53.020 Ma'am.

01:41:53.800 Once again, ma'am.

01:41:55.140 I said both of you.

01:41:56.360 No, you said sir.

01:41:57.760 Once again, it's ma'am.

01:41:59.240 I said both of you guys.

01:42:00.800 Right beforehand, you fucking said sir.

01:42:03.240 Sir.

01:42:03.780 Okay.

01:42:05.280 Motherfucker, take it outside.

01:42:06.720 If you wanna call me sir again, I will show you a fucking sir.

01:42:09.680 I follow you.

01:42:10.480 Motherfucker.

01:42:11.040 I follow you.

01:42:11.480 I need your corporate number.

01:42:15.160 Because I'm gonna call them and talk about how it's misgendered several times in this store.

01:42:19.940 I need your corporate number now.

01:42:22.200 Well, I'm gonna ask you for the fifth time to stop calling me a man.

01:42:25.540 Because quite clearly, I am not.

01:42:27.120 And I have called you a corporate number.

01:42:29.080 I will get you that number, is that okay?

01:42:31.000 Yes, get it for me now.

01:42:32.260 I'm asking you to stop talking.

01:42:32.900 Get it for me now.

01:42:33.760 I'm not cussing.

01:42:34.600 You're fucking going to disrespecting trans people in this store.

01:42:42.140 Which I plan on telling the entire LGBTQ community.

01:42:45.160 You're going to lose money over this.

01:42:47.700 You're gonna lose money over this.

01:42:50.300 You don't stop calling me a woman, I'll pull up my dick.

01:42:53.000 I can't tell this employee is purposely fucking with him a lot because he calls him sir.

01:43:01.380 He's terrifying.

01:43:06.720 He called him sir.

01:43:09.880 Sounded like Macho Man Tranny Savage.

01:43:14.380 He did call him sir like at least five times.

01:43:17.000 Yeah.

01:43:17.720 He looked like that Australian handball player too.

01:43:20.380 Yeah, he really did.

01:43:21.860 How in the world, who left the fucking gate to the zoo open, is what I'm saying.

01:43:32.940 No, but the comment section on the YouTube video for this, it's fucking golden, man.

01:43:38.680 I think I have audio of the 9-11 call here that I was talking about.

01:43:47.360 There's a 9-11 call?

01:43:48.800 Yeah, that's what I've got here, I think so.

01:43:51.860 Hi, can I get an escort from the McIntyre Library to my car?

01:43:58.640 Because I'm feeling really unsafe right now.

01:44:01.600 Why do you say that?

01:44:03.140 There's a bunch of Trump people and I just walked by and it's not very safe right now.

01:44:08.920 I'm just, yeah.

01:44:11.200 What do you mean, not very safe?

01:44:13.040 We don't have any officers available to...

01:44:16.920 To deal with your bullshit, ma'am.

01:44:19.480 I mean, I don't, I feel like my physical threat is like, physical safety is that like a threat.

01:44:26.560 I'm just, I don't feel comfortable walking over there because I feel like they might jump me or something like that.

01:44:32.520 Um, I just, I don't know, I just need someone to walk me to my car.

01:44:37.120 I'm sorry, we don't have the personnel to do that right now.

01:44:41.220 It's enough of your bullshit, ma'am.

01:44:42.940 Okay, okay, alright, alright, then.

01:44:45.620 What should I do then?

01:44:48.160 Uh, I don't know.

01:44:49.860 I don't know, fuck off.

01:44:54.900 You know he wanted to say it, but he couldn't.

01:44:59.120 You should go fuck yourself.

01:45:03.480 You should go over there and blow those guys.

01:45:08.940 You should have said, ma'am, my officers will show up, but they're all Trump guys too, so I don't know.

01:45:14.200 Um, I can kind of tell over the phone that you're an Asian, is that correct?

01:45:19.900 Well, then you're familiar with the, you're familiar with the term Bukkake?

01:45:23.960 You should go over there and tell them to give you a Bukkake.

01:45:32.100 They should have ended that, remember in Idiocracy when, uh, Not Sure is in the backseat.

01:45:36.880 He's like, you have to understand, I'm innocent.

01:45:38.600 I'm from a different, that's enough of your bullshit, sir.

01:45:40.760 It just maces him through the window.

01:45:44.340 Yeah.

01:45:48.400 Well, thanks for finding that, Asmendor.

01:45:50.340 That really, uh, brings a story to life.

01:45:52.740 Well, I mean, so there we have three concrete examples, recent concrete examples of Trump derangement syndrome.

01:46:00.700 Uh, I mean.

01:46:04.340 But yeah, this freaking tranny, man, that, I mean, it's, it's like the stereotype.

01:46:10.760 Typical crap that, if you were trying to make stuff up, that was just outrageous.

01:46:17.320 And you're like, okay, I'm going to pretend to be a tranny.

01:46:20.760 And, uh, you know, or I'm going to get somebody to pretend to be a tranny.

01:46:23.480 I'm going to find like a six foot four dude.

01:46:26.440 And I'm going to put some weird physical appearance of this.

01:46:29.780 I'm going to put like some John Wayne Gacy looking clown makeup on his face.

01:46:34.560 And some pink tennis shoes.

01:46:37.240 And send him into some place.

01:46:39.360 And when they call him, sir, I'm going to, I'm not a sir.

01:46:43.200 I'm not a, I'll kick your ass, fucker.

01:46:46.660 I'm just trying to buy UFC 2018.

01:46:49.220 And this fucker called me a fucking sir.

01:46:51.520 God damn it.

01:46:52.340 Macho man, tranny, savage.

01:46:54.480 Ooh, yeah.

01:46:59.860 I'll have you know I compete in the women's league.

01:47:04.480 I'm the champion of the women's league boxing.

01:47:08.820 I have the biggest clitoris in four counties.

01:47:16.100 Feel the power.

01:47:17.420 No, but why does this matter?

01:47:19.700 Let's listen to the rest of this.

01:47:22.220 It's important to use the appropriate pronouns for trans people for a number of reasons.

01:47:27.780 The first reason is that it's the law.

01:47:29.680 I thought I'd explain why intentionally misgendering trans people is an act of violence and why you shouldn't do it.

01:47:34.940 But to get started.

01:47:35.800 It's an act of violence.

01:47:38.380 Where is this law?

01:47:39.880 Canada?

01:47:40.620 I don't know.

01:47:42.120 Holy shit.

01:47:43.560 It's the law.

01:47:44.780 Man, I can't.

01:47:45.400 We need some definitions.

01:47:46.280 Misgendering is the act of referring to someone by the wrong gender or implying that they are a gender that they are not.

01:47:51.800 Violence is a harder thing to define.

01:47:53.980 Several dictionaries say that it involves the use of physical force.

01:47:57.240 However, dictionaries are not intended as an all-knowing, unchangeable rulebook.

01:48:01.340 I would argue that their definition of violence is outdated.

01:48:04.080 Bruce Kalin.

01:48:04.880 This fucking thing has an Adam's apple.

01:48:07.020 Who is that?

01:48:07.800 Sounds familiar.

01:48:09.120 It's, yeah, no, I've seen this creature before.

01:48:11.820 I don't remember exactly where, but it's some weird tranny person thing.

01:48:17.980 That voice sounds familiar.

01:48:19.200 Or it may just be the typical tranny voice.

01:48:21.220 I don't know.

01:48:21.840 It's like the...

01:48:22.720 No, it's a real big tranny YouTuber.

01:48:26.180 Yes, yes, yes.

01:48:27.020 That they're always showing, like, in the...

01:48:31.700 Oh, I'm trying to think of what the channel is.

01:48:34.540 SJW Central or something like that.

01:48:36.520 All these mashups.

01:48:38.020 Well, like, I think this particular tranny first came to prominence outside of the tranny sphere of YouTube.

01:48:44.580 When it made a video where it was saying how males had to be forced to date trans females just like they were females.

01:49:01.600 Oh, right.

01:49:02.160 Yeah, I remember that.

01:49:03.040 That's what that's from.

01:49:03.820 Yeah.

01:49:04.580 Yeah.

01:49:04.820 That's what I remember that creature from.

01:49:06.440 Yeah, but, I mean, it is a creature, man.

01:49:08.880 I mean, jeez.

01:49:11.820 Caitlyn Jenner, I'll call him Caitlyn Jenner.

01:49:13.780 No, it's her.

01:49:14.560 You're not being polite to the pronouns.

01:49:16.540 Disrespect.

01:49:17.000 Okay, forget about the disrespect.

01:49:18.920 Facts don't care about your feelings.

01:49:20.260 It turns out that every chromosome, every cell in Caitlyn Jenner's body is male, with the exception of some of his sperm cells.

01:49:26.960 You don't know what you're talking about.

01:49:28.220 That's a bit of a hero.

01:49:28.700 You're not educated on genetics.

01:49:29.860 Is that a disgusting genetics?

01:49:31.440 What are your genetics?

01:49:33.280 So, let's stay away from the genetics and back to the brain scans.

01:49:36.140 You cut that out now, or you'll go home in an ambulance.

01:49:39.460 Yeah, that tranny there.

01:49:41.040 That tranny there looks almost just like the one in that video.

01:49:46.000 And, like, grabbing Ben Shapiro's neck so bad that, like, he was claiming, like, she gave me whiplash.

01:49:51.760 I called the cops.

01:49:54.860 Ben Shapiro was finna get his ass whooped on TV by a tranny.

01:49:57.980 Yeah, that would have been great.

01:49:59.620 Oh, that was a big old tranny, too.

01:50:01.260 I said, well, Ben, facts don't care about your bruises and contusions, either.

01:50:09.220 Kike!

01:50:12.620 And you hear Dr. Drew Pinsky in the background saying, let's forget about chromosomes and focus on brain scans.

01:50:20.860 All right, you fucking Jew.

01:50:22.980 They're all fucking men.

01:50:24.920 Sorry, they're not women.

01:50:25.880 No matter what they say.

01:50:28.680 Yeah, let's go to a medical Rorschach test scan of your brain so we can interpret it.

01:50:34.460 And, you know, you get 20 different doctors, you get 20 different answers.

01:50:38.120 Yeah.

01:50:38.500 Okay.

01:50:39.200 Whatever chromosomes you have.

01:50:40.900 Just because I'm a trans woman doesn't mean I can't be a bull dyke, too.

01:50:48.160 I don't have to cut off my unit to be a trans woman and a bull dyke.

01:50:53.320 Yeah, you think it's funny.

01:51:00.500 It's common.

01:51:02.360 I mean, you know, I should have seen this coming.

01:51:06.560 I remember back in the day, like in the late 90s, when immediately after lunchtime, when the local channels, like they stopped having, you know, the soap operas and the morning magazines.

01:51:22.320 When they were over, they had one after another after another of these, you know, the old school exploitive talk shows.

01:51:33.000 And everybody thought that all this crap was made up.

01:51:35.300 You know, there'd just be one after another.

01:51:36.500 It'd be Jenny Jones and Ricky Lake and Sally Jesse Raphael and Jerry Springer and who's the nigger?

01:51:42.980 Montel Williams.

01:51:43.780 Montel Williams.

01:51:45.880 And, you know, and they would have these people.

01:51:48.420 Nigga, you gay.

01:51:49.720 Yeah.

01:51:50.080 And they would have these fucking people on there.

01:51:52.120 And it'd be like, you know, some kind of a formless, weird looking blob of human flesh.

01:52:00.980 And it'd be like, Rick here started life as a woman and has had sex change four times.

01:52:09.900 Rick, why can't you make up your mind?

01:52:11.740 And then I'd be like, what?

01:52:15.000 And they'd start.

01:52:16.300 Oh, yeah.

01:52:16.860 Well, you know, I had myself converted into this.

01:52:19.540 And then, you know, I felt like I was, you know, I wasn't this anymore.

01:52:23.740 I was that again.

01:52:24.500 And so I went and I had all that undone and, you know, they had stitched up my original vagina and put a fake cock on me.

01:52:30.860 And so now they had to cut off the fake cock and cut a gaping wound in the middle of my legs.

01:52:36.520 It was a fake vagina.

01:52:37.740 And then, you know, I figured that was wrong.

01:52:40.020 So they went, you know, and they took a couple of pounds of flesh from another part of my body and made me another fake cock with a blow up balloon in it.

01:52:48.060 And here's the pump, you know.

01:52:50.140 And then, you know, I decided, wow, you know, I feel pretty today.

01:52:53.740 And so I went and had another sex change.

01:52:55.360 And, you know, I've been through the hormone treatments half a dozen times now going back and forth.

01:53:00.380 And I've got to do this fucking marriage.

01:53:04.360 It's the fucking twilight zone.

01:53:06.440 Yeah.

01:53:06.960 And, like, he would have a whole panel of people who are doing this crap.

01:53:10.600 And I was like, man, what a bunch of freaks.

01:53:14.560 I mean, and it's like, here we are 20 years later.

01:53:18.320 And they're all dead.

01:53:19.700 Well, they're all dead.

01:53:20.880 Yeah.

01:53:21.080 But it's like, this is not only becoming somewhat common, and it's not only accepted by, you know, the purveyors of what we think of as our culture and our media and all that.

01:53:38.000 But it's like, it's brave.

01:53:40.280 And it's not only brave, but it's hip.

01:53:43.020 It's cool.

01:53:44.100 It's what's now, man.

01:53:45.560 Yeah, that's now, baby.

01:53:53.940 That's real now.

01:53:55.280 I'm going to cut my dick off, too.

01:53:58.640 Somebody bring me that estrogen injection.

01:54:02.100 I'm going to bend right over.

01:54:03.340 Put it there.

01:54:04.680 You know, the worst part of it is, you know, how much worse is this going to be in eight or ten years?

01:54:12.480 Because now we've had several years of these fucking parents who start putting their kids on the hormones before they even enter puberty.

01:54:21.080 And so you've got these males, these male boy children who start getting put on these hormones in kindergarten or whatever.

01:54:28.400 And by the time they hit puberty, they're going to have their sex change and all that.

01:54:32.060 When they're grown, I mean, are you going to be able to tell them from women?

01:54:35.760 Because, like, their Adam's apple won't grow, their chin, their jaws won't get big, their hands won't get big.

01:54:42.880 I mean, this is a fucking nightmare.

01:54:44.880 It really is.

01:54:45.260 Just to think about.

01:54:46.160 It's demonic, man.

01:54:47.900 And even if you think about it like their future transition, like if they really want to follow through, you're fucking them over.

01:54:53.300 Because there's these cases of them taking estrogen or delaying their pubescence, and they get micro dicks, and they don't have any meat to work with to get science pussy.

01:55:03.840 Yeah.

01:55:04.580 Well, I mean, like, you know, you guys who have young boys and girls now, I mean, when they grow up, if they're, you know, even somewhat traditional and they want to, like, have a relationship.

01:55:19.740 I mean, just a relationship, not to mention getting married, I mean, is it going to be a common thing to, like, okay, well, let's go and have a genetic test and see if you have two exes or an ex and a y.

01:55:31.900 Or will that be a hate crime to ask them to do it?

01:55:34.820 We haven't even begun to really see the side effects that are going to be coming from the testosterone and puberty blocking.

01:55:43.340 No, assignment at birth is going to be based on brain scans from now on.

01:55:49.740 Or cleanse it with fire.

01:55:51.040 Or not anatomy.

01:55:51.700 Cleanse it with fire!

01:55:53.320 Yeah.

01:55:55.760 We're going to, but seriously, like, nobody has any idea how damaging this could be to your body yet.

01:56:01.480 Because there's no way it's not damaging to your body.

01:56:05.200 Well, we know, like, the psychological effects, but we don't really understand the physical effects of years of blocking puberty and testosterone production and shit.

01:56:17.540 And, you know, you can talk to NPCs about this until you're blue in the face, and they'll still look you right in the eye and say Hitler was wrong.

01:56:28.380 I mean, that's where we've gotten to in this fucking weird society.

01:56:34.320 Yeah.

01:56:35.920 There was a story where maybe New York State fucking made my jimmies, like, vibrant.

01:56:41.180 I mean, really?

01:56:46.440 This father had his child taken away from him.

01:56:50.740 The mother alleged, and the court upheld, that it was potentially child abuse to not affirm this eight-year-old's gender transition.

01:56:59.460 Remember that?

01:56:59.960 Yeah.

01:57:00.500 And they're making him pay for it.

01:57:01.800 This is out of Dallas.

01:57:03.020 Yeah.

01:57:03.880 Oh.

01:57:04.660 Dallas?

01:57:05.280 Get the fuck out of here.

01:57:06.340 Texas would mandate something like this?

01:57:08.520 It's civil court, man.

01:57:10.280 The city of Dallas has turned blue, dude.

01:57:12.340 It's family court.

01:57:13.120 It's even worse.

01:57:14.260 Yeah.

01:57:14.500 There are so many freaking minorities and blue staters, mostly, like, from California, who have moved into Dallas, that they have turned the city of Dallas blue.

01:57:26.900 That's why, you know, we've got, like, my congressional representative out here, who's nobody to write home about.

01:57:38.600 I can't think of the guy's name right now.

01:57:40.460 He's a big cuck-servative.

01:57:42.320 But the only—he's out of Plano, which is a suburb of Dallas.

01:57:46.800 It's right on the border with Dallas.

01:57:48.260 And the only way that he stays in office is that it is such a gerrymandered district that, like, there's—the district looks like it has this tail.

01:57:59.160 And that tail extends 100 miles out here into the country.

01:58:03.820 And, you know, so you've got all these people that live rural who vote for this guy.

01:58:09.520 Jeb Hensarling.

01:58:10.460 That's his name.

01:58:11.020 Jeb Hensarling.

01:58:11.940 But, you know, if his district was, you know, just some reasonably drawn-out district, like it was just a square, or if it was just Plano or whatever, he probably wouldn't have a job in government anyway.

01:58:26.860 Or he'd have to move somewhere to get it.

01:58:31.240 But, yeah, I mean, what happened to Austin is really starting to happen to Dallas.

01:58:37.640 I was reading articles about this just recently, you know.

01:58:40.700 And they say Fort Worth, too.

01:58:45.100 But hopefully we can do something about that.

01:58:48.640 But unfortunately, like, I mean, just yesterday, they've got some Beaner representative out of DFW who, you know, the legislature meets this summer.

01:58:58.880 And he's pushing forward this bill to give driver's licenses to wetbacks here in Texas.

01:59:05.760 And they're talking on the news like, well, it could happen, you know.

01:59:08.760 Holy shit, man.

01:59:10.660 I mean, because what do you need to vote?

01:59:12.000 Well, Texas got Motor Voter.

01:59:14.440 And they're like, well, we're going to stamp on there.

01:59:17.060 Clearly, it's going to say.

01:59:17.980 We vote-y now.

01:59:30.940 But, I mean, they're claiming that the ID will say, this is just for driving, not any other type of ID purpose.

01:59:43.280 But, oh, yeah, I just bet you that's going to work.

01:59:45.780 And what's weird is, like, the arguments they use is, well, you know, they claim that something like 17 million illegal aliens are driving on Texas roads anyway and driving illegally.

02:00:02.660 And this will clean that up.

02:00:03.800 And I'm like, well, yeah, well, how many people committed murder last year?

02:00:07.220 Let's just legalize it.

02:00:08.380 That'll clean it right up.

02:00:10.060 Yeah, yeah.

02:00:11.880 My kids, I know my kids are going to watch porn and drink, so I'm just going to, like, buy the alcohol for them and make sure they watch nice porn.

02:00:19.600 Oh, God.

02:00:19.920 I knew so many families that did that shit.

02:00:22.320 They'd be like, well, as long as he's drinking here and they let their kid be a fucking alcoholic at home.

02:00:27.380 Well, yeah, and like, now, I take personal responsibility for the shit that I got into, but I think one of the big influencers on it, and these were Californians.

02:00:41.020 This friend of mine, his family moved down here from California when he was, like, in eighth grade, and they were typical liberal California hippies who moved down here for whatever reason.

02:00:55.360 They lived around Los Angeles somewhere, and they were the ones who were like, well, you kids are going to go out and drink and smoke pot and do all that crap anyway, so just do it here at the house where you won't be out on the road getting in trouble and all.

02:01:07.520 And so I was like, damn, I'm going to go hang out at that guy's house all the time and take drugs and shit.

02:01:12.500 I'm sure that's what most people experience.

02:01:14.400 Everybody had that one friend whose parents would be like, oh, well, just do it here so you're safe.

02:01:18.840 Well, those parents should be strung the fuck up.

02:01:21.640 Yeah.

02:01:22.920 I mean, seriously.

02:01:24.700 Yeah, yeah.

02:01:25.260 Bring all the girls over here and get them drunk.

02:01:28.580 Just make sure it's safe.

02:01:29.900 Well, I mean, if you want to make that decision for your fucking kid, that's one thing.

02:01:35.260 And I'm not saying I support that or it should be allowed, but that's one fucking thing.

02:01:39.680 But you let your underage kid have all his fucking buddies over and sit around smoking pot and doing all kinds of other shit and drinking and all, and they're not even old enough to fucking drive.

02:01:53.240 Yeah.

02:01:53.680 You have entered a whole different level of shit that, I guarantee it.

02:01:58.840 Yeah, you've entered Kevin Spacey zones.

02:02:00.420 Yeah.

02:02:00.700 If my parents had found out what was going on when I go over to this guy's house and I was over there every day, if they'd have found out, my dad would have gone over there and just pulled a Terminator on that fucking place.

02:02:14.800 You know?

02:02:16.000 What's funny is most of the people.

02:02:16.900 I would have been like, dad, you're so uptight, man.

02:02:21.520 But, you know.

02:02:22.980 Every kid I knew that grew up in a house like that turned out to be either an alcoholic or go through some psycho drug.

02:02:28.660 Well, this guy's dead.

02:02:30.360 Yeah.

02:02:31.180 This guy's dead.

02:02:32.040 He drank himself to death.

02:02:33.160 When I moved back here from Dallas, like in 2005, and I got on the internet and started trying to look up some old friends of mine, and this guy was hard to find.

02:02:46.700 And the reason he was hard to find was because before he had ever gotten a large, or had the opportunity to develop an internet presence, he drank himself to death.

02:02:59.060 And the way that I found out about it was, he was still doing kiddie shit.

02:03:03.680 Like, he had always been one of these guys who made dioramas.

02:03:06.620 You know what I mean by that?

02:03:09.060 Yeah, like the shit you hang from the ceiling and it's got.

02:03:11.900 Well, I don't know.

02:03:13.080 I guess some of them you hang from the ceiling.

02:03:14.600 But no, like you get a piece of plywood and like say you want to do a scene out of Indiana Jones.

02:03:21.480 And, you know, you put the boulders and the grass and whatever, and you got Indiana Jones you try to reproduce a scene from.

02:03:28.760 Or, you know, some scene from back in the dinosaur or whatever.

02:03:33.420 And, you know, I was just searching and searching and searching this guy's name.

02:03:36.480 And I went on, I found a link finally.

02:03:39.940 And it was this other guy that I'd grown up with.

02:03:42.860 I knew, yeah, this is going to be legit, whatever this is.

02:03:46.220 And like, this dude had been having drinking problems.

02:03:49.780 And he had a wife and a kid.

02:03:57.080 And one night the wife took the kid out of town to visit the grandparents overnight.

02:04:02.780 And he stayed home and went and bought vodka and drank himself all the way to fucking death.

02:04:09.040 And he wasn't even 40 yet.

02:04:11.180 He was like 35.

02:04:12.040 Like, they come home with the five-year-old, six-year-old kid, whatever, is like, hey, we're home.

02:04:18.460 Hey, look, oh, wow, daddy's dead.

02:04:20.700 He's bloated on the floor.

02:04:22.940 Yeah.

02:04:24.180 Yeah.

02:04:25.200 So, I mean, I guess it's totally safe as long as you do it at home.

02:04:28.280 Yeah.

02:04:28.760 Yeah.

02:04:30.160 I have an interesting little story kind of related to this.

02:04:34.300 My wife's mom is a real piece of shit.

02:04:37.480 I can't fucking stand her.

02:04:39.660 She remarried.

02:04:41.080 Uh-oh.

02:04:41.920 Yeah.

02:04:42.300 She remarried some fucking Jew doctor that she met on Great Expectations.

02:04:47.780 This is before the internet.

02:04:50.060 And this was a video thing where you would go in and you make a video.

02:04:53.100 And, you know, you get to pick out videos that you like or whatever.

02:04:56.340 And it was like a dating thing.

02:04:58.040 Yeah.

02:04:58.200 I did cold calls for them for about a week.

02:05:00.780 Did you?

02:05:01.600 Yeah.

02:05:01.960 Oh, no.

02:05:02.680 So, anyhow, she met this Jewish doctor who was like 30 years her senior.

02:05:10.580 And she ended up marrying this disgusting fucking kike.

02:05:14.520 Had three kids with him.

02:05:16.660 And let's fast forward, you know, maybe 20, you know, 10 to 15, 20 years later.

02:05:22.280 And we went over there to their house one day.

02:05:26.960 And he's like, hey, you should have been over here last night.

02:05:30.060 There was naked girls in the pool.

02:05:32.080 Like, he was letting his son have parties there with, you know, drinking and drugs and whatever.

02:05:38.060 Just so he could get off and jerk off in the kitchen looking out of the window at the naked girls in the pool.

02:05:43.420 And this is in front of my wife.

02:05:45.340 Do you think Phoebe Cates was out there or something?

02:05:47.240 I don't know.

02:05:48.420 Maybe.

02:05:49.720 But he's saying this right in front of my wife.

02:05:52.000 And it was just really weird and creepy.

02:05:54.500 And I wasn't fully red-pilled on the JQ back then.

02:05:59.420 Or else I would have said something.

02:06:01.180 But it was just like, it was really bizarre and weird.

02:06:05.260 And it just totally makes sense now that I look back on it.

02:06:10.060 What was going on and what this guy was up to.

02:06:12.600 So, apparently, this guy had molested some of his, my wife's half-sisters.

02:06:19.840 Were there ficus trees involved?

02:06:22.480 Damn it.

02:06:22.960 You beat me to it.

02:06:23.580 I was just going to say, suddenly, the presence of a ficus next to that window overlooking the pool makes perfect sense.

02:06:30.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:06:30.700 No, my wife would tell me that she would catch him doing just weird shit, like going up behind his own daughters while they're bending over to pick something up and doing some weird shit behind them, like simulating some kind of a sex act.

02:06:44.820 I mean, this guy was fucking, he was disgusting.

02:06:48.060 I mean, he was a Jew.

02:06:49.180 And thank God he's dead now.

02:06:50.540 And we all celebrated when he died and whatever.

02:06:53.100 Yeah, no, it was.

02:06:53.900 Well, you know, ficus trees are fake trees.

02:06:58.400 And I, like, for two or three weeks, there was a period in my life where I didn't have a steady job, and so I was doing whatever through manpower.

02:07:09.000 And there was this plant, and, like, I was the only English-speaking American in the whole place.

02:07:15.180 And I was on this assembly line putting ficus trees together.

02:07:18.700 And years later, I sat there and I wondered, I wonder how many of those ficus trees that I made were abused by some filthy, perverted Jew.

02:07:30.460 You can tell that Jew, you may have it now, but I got to it first, eh?

02:07:34.460 Yeah.

02:07:35.020 That's how they water the fake ficus trees with seminal fluid.

02:07:42.900 That's how they keep them so shiny.

02:07:45.600 Oh, God.

02:07:46.380 Look at me.

02:07:48.700 Oh, God damn it.

02:07:51.560 That's terrible.

02:07:52.600 That's no lacquer goy.

02:07:55.060 Yeah.

02:07:56.780 It's always with these people.

02:07:58.340 I don't know how much I should reveal, but I knew this Jewish girl.

02:08:10.280 And I was already red-pilled, but I was kind of doing, like, you know, a clandestine, you know, reconnaissance, just kind of seeing what was going on.

02:08:21.720 And she told me...

02:08:23.860 Checking out production crannies?

02:08:24.240 Yeah, I mean, she didn't have the milkers, so I wasn't even, like, halfway tempted.

02:08:29.660 But she was telling me about, like, dating Jewish men.

02:08:34.620 And she's saying how fucking horrible it is.

02:08:37.360 It's like, well, why don't you, like, date a Gentile?

02:08:39.460 Well, and, you know, she was an atheist, but wasn't, whatever.

02:08:42.800 It's a long story.

02:08:44.060 But the best story that she told me was that this dude had, like, an old Cadillac.

02:08:48.040 He was, like, 20 years older than her.

02:08:50.320 And it's already summer.

02:08:52.260 And he rolls up the windows.

02:08:54.120 And he's taking her back to her house.

02:08:56.260 Rolls up the windows and turns the heat on.

02:08:58.740 And they pull up in front of her house.

02:09:00.640 And he's like, oh, it's really kind of hot in here.

02:09:03.780 Maybe I should take my shirt off.

02:09:06.160 And he starts, like, taking his shirt off.

02:09:07.580 He's like, aren't you warm?

02:09:09.600 And she's like, no, no, we're not doing this.

02:09:11.640 He's like, no, not even a little?

02:09:13.880 Nope.

02:09:14.300 Ah, okay.

02:09:15.120 Like, turns the heat off.

02:09:17.040 It's just like, ah, there you go.

02:09:18.460 It was just so, the way she told it, I'm not doing it justice.

02:09:21.800 It's so fucking slimy.

02:09:23.740 It's just like, eh, I'm getting all, like, you know, sweaty.

02:09:28.020 And I've been here.

02:09:30.540 Yeah, I mean, they're all fucking slimy.

02:09:32.640 They're all slimy, man.

02:09:34.300 I'm more disgusted.

02:09:36.160 Yeah.

02:09:36.640 Yeah, it's hard to laugh with your lip curling up into your eyeballs.

02:09:39.360 Yeah, pretty much.

02:09:43.020 So, she had no milkers.

02:09:47.420 No.

02:09:47.780 That's what you're focused on.

02:09:50.340 That's the Natalie Portman phenotype.

02:09:59.280 So, you were looking at more of the Kat Dennings phenotype.

02:10:04.240 I'm not familiar.

02:10:06.540 Oh.

02:10:07.320 Well.

02:10:07.780 Kat Dennings.

02:10:08.160 She got big because of our milkers.

02:10:09.380 Well, she's not a, she's not Ben Shapiro's sister.

02:10:14.960 Oh.

02:10:16.060 Oh.

02:10:16.960 Pass.

02:10:21.040 The funny thing is, like, so.

02:10:23.160 Would milkers of any size make it worthwhile to sit around and listen to that singing?

02:10:27.940 No.

02:10:28.280 No.

02:10:28.380 Light the menorah.

02:10:35.060 No.

02:10:37.520 But I was just, like I said, I was red-pilled.

02:10:39.880 I was just doing reconnaissance.

02:10:41.620 I was seeing what this woman is like.

02:10:44.840 Because, like, I don't have a great deal of interaction.

02:10:46.840 I mean, like, I've got a family from New York, and those are, like, balls-out fucking Hasidic Jews in the garment district.

02:10:53.660 And I'm not saying that's where my family's from, but, like, I've spent quite a bit of time in New York.

02:10:58.120 So, yeah.

02:10:58.500 No.

02:10:58.780 We just go down to Brighton Beach and, you know, eat some latkes.

02:11:05.620 But, so she was, like, she identified, she was not a practicing Jew, but she identified.

02:11:11.420 She was, like, you know.

02:11:13.480 A Jew.

02:11:14.640 A Jew.

02:11:15.280 Yeah.

02:11:15.720 She's self-aware and racially self-aware.

02:11:20.140 And so I was, like, yeah, I'm, you know, I use the line from Goodfellas, I'm half-Jewish, you know, the good half.

02:11:25.620 Ha, ha, ha, ha.

02:11:28.780 And she bought it, like, I don't, I don't know what it was.

02:11:33.080 Maybe she wanted my, my uncircumcised unit or something.

02:11:37.360 Oh, TMI, TMI.

02:11:38.820 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

02:11:41.400 Maybe she went off with something.

02:11:42.360 Oy vey, you should have seen his uncircumcised hillbilly penis.

02:11:45.980 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

02:11:52.300 I thought, I thought, who am I stopping here, Elvis Presley?

02:11:56.600 Ha, ha, ha, ha.

02:11:58.780 i wasn't nervous because i wasn't worried it would never have gotten that far

02:12:06.380 yeah but just just uh doing the reconnaissance is very interesting the stories she told and

02:12:12.640 it's just jesus it all my all my preconceived uh you know hatreds were were validated yeah

02:12:19.920 have you ever have you ever met a jew who like made you think maybe it wasn't all true about

02:12:27.320 every one of them no no no in fact um before i was red pilled i had this crappy job uh tech tech job

02:12:39.460 and i was just joking you know it's like oh he's a jew you know like a pejorative term i didn't know

02:12:45.620 he was actually a jew i kind of ruined the punch line there but you know we're all just talking

02:12:49.900 what a fucking jew this guy is you fucking you jew motherfucker you and you're fucking jew ass

02:12:56.620 thank you and uh we were doing this and he was a little dude and he came around he uh came over

02:13:05.380 the there was like a uh a shelf right and he came around the corner and i think he had done this

02:13:11.660 deliberately like you heard us talking about him like that he unbuttoned his shirt and he had a

02:13:15.580 little star of david uh hanging down he gave us a dirty look and like walked off but yeah

02:13:22.080 and then later on you're a jew motherfucker you

02:13:25.340 that reminds me i found out the one jew in my entire office out of a shit ton of people

02:13:32.300 uh the one gay guy as well i didn't even know he's jewish but i knew he was gay and it's you

02:13:39.260 it turned out he was jewish i was like huh the one gay guy

02:13:43.120 people have been assaulting me on twitter lately about my sister talking about kazara milkers and

02:13:50.900 oven here's just some of this just from yesterday here's some of the tweets that i received just

02:13:55.600 yesterday um about uh in response to uh some some columns that i'd written about from so here for

02:14:03.400 example is uh is a picture that looks like it's directly from a nazi magazine uh of a stereotypical

02:14:09.140 jew long nose beard sweaty ugly and says in capital letters boy they shut it down this is in response

02:14:16.040 to a piece that i wrote about trump back in 2011 here's another one and somebody writes ben shapiro

02:14:22.780 has gone full shekels again criticizing trump over dr david duke and it's another picture of a

02:14:27.900 stereotypical looking jewish cartoon looks almost like a like a my middle middle ages cartoon like a

02:14:34.460 wood carving of jew again that the the terrible teeth and the long nose and the ugly hunchback and

02:14:39.660 says i'm your friend trust me next to that and this is here's another one the nose has been exposed

02:14:45.540 chill for the high score ma israel because all i care about is israel obviously because if i care about

02:14:52.300 the country not falling in the thrall to it to a con man who's not conservative in any respect it must

02:14:58.300 be because of of the fact that i'm jewish and here's another one well what would you expect from a

02:15:03.480 cuck jew and then there's a picture of a rooster and it says cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck okay

02:15:08.100 cuck by the way i think that was me is some sort of internet speak it's it's the alt-right speak

02:15:15.120 it's not my tweet but i seem to recall making that mean

02:15:18.680 play it's

02:15:22.260 conservative we're interested in america cuck is supposed to be cuckold

02:15:27.820 right and you're you're they call you a cuck-servative you're a cuckold conservative

02:15:31.680 like you're somebody who enjoys watching your wife stripped by black men or other men so some

02:15:36.540 it's some white supremacist nonsense they put out there they're being cucked here you're a cuck if

02:15:40.900 you don't back donald trump and there's more how about this one here's it says i think ben shapiro

02:15:46.620 is just upset the ruse is up and then there's a cartoon of what looks like an alien lizard holding in

02:15:52.060 front of like a mason the mason sign the mason holding in front of the jew and against that

02:15:57.440 stereotypical cartoon of the jew the dollar sign and then that in front of what looks like kind of a

02:16:02.660 stereotypical badger holding a hamburger so the jews are controlling the americans again and how about

02:16:07.640 this one ann coulter tweeted me with a column that i wrote in 2011 i told you about this yesterday

02:16:12.260 the column where i said that donald trump would make a really good candidate uh which he is he's a

02:16:16.340 very significant candidate obviously he's going to win um but you know he he's revealed himself to

02:16:21.200 be an unprincipled disgusting bag of human debris uh and and this person tweeted back not just any

02:16:26.720 magic and talmudic magic because the column i wrote in 2011 was called the magic of donald trump

02:16:31.140 this is not just any magic talmudic magic and then there's some sort of creepy picture

02:16:34.820 of a of a knight with wings and it looks like something quasi-biblical and there's more

02:16:40.360 and this is the final one here's the the stereotypical jewish picture but somebody who is uh

02:16:46.200 who has significant followers on on the right uh he uh he's taken a picture that's our friend paul

02:16:52.560 town my face and pasted it over that ugly jewish stereotype so when people say why why why why

02:17:01.340 would donald trump not disown the kkk why wouldn't he disown a national television david duke what the

02:17:07.460 why wouldn't he do any of those things because there are a lot of supporters of his who are doing

02:17:13.200 things like this and he doesn't want to alienate them the daily stormer is a neo-nazi site

02:17:17.120 oh god article labeled the jewish problem and another labeled race war they've dedicated article

02:17:22.240 after article to little old christ killing kike shapiro complete with the nazi style jewish star

02:17:28.760 painted on my shoulder fortune and and what what's the shucky forums they did

02:17:35.500 uh they finally discovered that i was a jew i realized i was a jew and i didn't back uh their

02:17:42.840 their great viewer donald trump oh no ben we've always known

02:17:47.020 he wears a fucking yarmulke who didn't know

02:17:51.660 oh shit i used to try to unprincipled bag of human records he's a real mensch

02:17:56.540 i i have to try to be real camo with the yarmulke he would like pin it way the hell on the back of

02:18:03.340 his head and just look straight into the camera and it's the same color as his hair too yeah he did

02:18:08.140 that for years man here's the thing uh did you guys ever read by way of deception by uh uh he's

02:18:14.700 got a slavic sounding last name no he's uh yeah reed what what nigger

02:18:23.820 i was like reed that doesn't sound very jewish you guys remember the boondocks episode i was

02:18:29.020 just trying to get the guy to read yeah i see reed digger reed no yeah oh that's that is the uh

02:18:38.060 uh that is the exorcism hold on yeah that's one of the greatest scenes in all of animation

02:18:47.260 uh go ahead and make your point first uh okay so so real jews real jews who are uh in the clandestine

02:18:55.180 services that that have to go undercover but still have to remain uh you know kosher what they do is

02:19:01.180 they have a yarmulke made out of their own hair and so they've got a yarmulke of their hair in their

02:19:07.580 hair so he could have gone that route but he he's just a bitch-ass nigger camo flamica you've reached

02:19:14.220 the national headquarters of the catholic church no one is available to take your call if you're

02:19:19.100 electric with sexual abuse damn there's got to be somebody we call for an exorcism you is a

02:19:37.820 may white god bless you robert i came as fast as i could so this is the plan uncle rock let's get this

02:19:46.300 party start removing an evil spirit from a negro is as hard as removing the stink from a hunk of

02:19:55.740 shit we must use these tools that the great god has given us to fight niggas a whip a noose a knife

02:20:03.100 stick a brandon iron these things strike fear into a niggas heart a job application

02:20:09.980 about conversation but the niggas the niggas will lie the niggas will make excuses he will use words

02:20:17.820 he don't really know if he gets really desperate he may start to rap or dance you all testicles and no

02:20:27.180 shaft oh yeah there is powerful niggadry at work here who in the hell are you

02:20:35.420 you niggas my name is reverend father uncle rocker no relation in the name of white jesus and all

02:20:43.260 great white men who have come thereafter i command our black niggas soul back to the depths of hell

02:20:52.860 is that all you got oh no that's just the tip of this ice buddy breathe

02:20:59.740 niggas read it's like kryptonite

02:21:10.700 oh my god these things strike fear into the heart of a niggas a job application certified jails

02:21:21.260 brandon iron yeah no but uh circling back to the shapiro thing the guy who called him a cuck

02:21:27.580 is wrong because he's not cucking because he'd have to be white to cuck oh yeah i used to point

02:21:33.820 this out all the time but it bothered shapiro so bad that it doesn't matter really yeah but yeah i

02:21:39.500 mean he's not he shapiro uh is not the cuck in uh this scenario he is the bull yeah uh because

02:21:49.740 he's all about israel exactly but yeah i mean it's so he does the point sputter thing too he doesn't

02:21:58.540 refute any of it it's just uh oh my god these people are saying such such uh stereotypically

02:22:04.780 white supremacist things yeah i think i can look past most of his shit because he's just a

02:22:10.620 fucking jew i get it it's just subversive but him trying to look tough with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots

02:22:18.140 song is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen oh my god dude he's got ads of him all over the

02:22:24.860 place wearing a cowboy hat and shit gosh well he's probably eventually going to end up living in

02:22:32.140 south lake with uh glenn beck working for him yeah all the assholes live in south lake bush glenn beck

02:22:44.700 oh the good old days of george bush i'm telling you

02:22:55.580 remember putting food on your family

02:23:03.420 and uh being fooled once and not being fooled again oh yeah that's that was a good one too it's

02:23:08.540 the saying they have in well i think they have one time we have it in texas yeah

02:23:17.100 apparently this question asked how is our children learning as yesterday's positive report card

02:23:23.580 shows children's do learn when standards are high and results are measured not niggers

02:23:29.980 except niggers

02:23:38.140 we are uh past the one hour mark on this second segment i don't know how

02:23:42.860 much further you guys want to go but we can we can keep going well i think we should probably uh

02:23:49.500 uh shut it down oh god oh god shut it down but uh

02:23:59.580 i guess it doesn't help really to promote it here since this won't come out until tomorrow tomorrow

02:24:06.780 anyway but uh monday night big time live stream five hours we're going to ring in the new year

02:24:19.500 in every time zone and the only country that counts the united states of america hawaii too

02:24:27.020 no that doesn't count no don't be a non-contiguous cuck yeah that's right that's right and if there's

02:24:35.500 some part of alaska that's uh you know like an hour behind california they're they're

02:24:40.540 fucked too they can celebrate in russia

02:24:48.380 well it's good to be back with you guys this week it's always good to have you back

02:24:52.300 yeah hopefully uh we can continue to do this regularly but if not i gotta say you guys have

02:25:00.060 been doing a great job i've uh really been enjoying the show i hope uh mace didn't do if

02:25:05.980 you're out there today i hope you enjoyed the show a little better we uh we we tried to keep the uh

02:25:12.460 vaping down to a minimum all right chill go ahead this mutes for you mace

02:25:22.540 ah yes i i got a contact uh nicotine hit myself that's enough nicotine for the next week

02:25:28.940 just for hearing i mean i i'm feeling the nicotine in my ear holes

02:25:37.580 but remember fool me once uh fool uh won't get fooled again

02:25:44.940 as we'll see you next week and now we'll see you next week

02:25:53.580 uh

02:26:05.180 Thank you.

The Krypto Report - December 31, 2018

#54 - God Save the Queen(s)

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