Ep. 598 - I Don’t Want Your ‘Unity,’ Joe
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The media calls the race for Joe Biden. With counts still ongoing and the winner not actually determined, Biden delivered a victory speech where he called for unity. The Democrats want to be pals again now that they think they ve won, and I ll explain why their gestures of friendship are pretty meaningless. Also, 5 headlines including the death of an icon and a very coincidental COVID miracle that s happening that we have to talk about as well, plus our daily cancellation and much more.
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Today on The Matt Walsh Show, the media calls the race for Joe Biden. With counts still ongoing and
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the winner not actually determined, Biden delivered a victory speech where he called for
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quote-unquote unity. The Democrats want to be pals again now that they think they've won.
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And I'll explain why their gestures of friendship are pretty meaningless. Also, five headlines,
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including the death of an icon and a very coincidental COVID miracle that's happening
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that we have to talk about as well, plus our daily cancellation and much more.
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Well, we start here with the events of Saturday. With the count still ongoing, as I said,
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and a recount in Georgia not even started, legal challenges still being mounted. In other words,
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when the matter of who actually won the election was still very much up in the air,
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the media decided that it had seen enough and declared Joe Biden the winner. Now, as to this
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decision, I will maintain my radical stance that we can never know who won any election until all
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legal votes have been counted and accusations of improprieties have been investigated and litigated.
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That hasn't happened yet in this case. So we remain in limbo whether the media chooses to
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acknowledge it or not. But none of that stopped Joe Biden from taking to the stage, delivering his
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victory speech, a speech that I thought was breathtaking in its dishonesty, phoniness, arrogance.
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Granted that dishonesty, phoniness, arrogance, this is the general tenor of almost any political
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victory speech or political speech of any other kind. But this one managed to raise the bar
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by several notches. I think let's listen to some of the speech. I'm sorry to do this to you, but
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I must. So let's let's listen. Tonight, we're seeing all over this nation, all cities in all
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parts of the country. Indeed, across the world, an outpouring of joy, of hope, renewed faith in
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tomorrow. Bring a better day. Okay, let's stop it there for just a moment. Yes, about that about that
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outpouring of joy in cities across the country. It was an outpouring of something, certainly. Joy is
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one word for it. Not the word I would use, but one word. Here's footage of one such outpouring.
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This is in D.C. Thousands of people all crammed together. I'm told there was a lot of dancing in
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the street. They were so happy. They were dancing. Good for them. I guess if you're a business owner in
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one of these cities, you'd rather have them drinking in celebration from the wine bottles than
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lighting them on fire and throwing them through your window. So that's an improvement. But of course,
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the question does arise as you look at these images, did Joe Biden defeat COVID that quickly?
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I knew it'd be quick. I mean, he did promise to shut down the virus. I just didn't think it'd
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take him 30 minutes to do it. That's pretty impressive. Or is this yet another example of
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the coronavirus being politically enlightened? You know, we already knew that it will spare you if
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you're a BLM activist or a mourner at a funeral for a prominent Democrat. Will it also pass over you
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like the angel of death in Egypt if you're expressing joy about Donald Trump allegedly being voted out of
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office? Is this, you know, the coronavirus being politically enlightened or even just kind of
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chill? Maybe it's going, hey, you know, they're having a good time. I'm not going to go getting
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them all sick and stuff, bro. Let's not ruin the party, okay? Now, I can make a joke about it, but
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it's actually not funny, especially if your child has been going to school on his computer for a year,
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not getting a real education, or your grandfather had to die alone with no visitors, or your business was
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destroyed. All of that had to happen, they told us, to keep us safe, but these clowns can have their
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party in the middle of the street. Oh, and remember, a lot of these people are the same ones who are too
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afraid to go to the polls to vote. They were too afraid to participate in the election in person,
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but not too afraid to celebrate the ostensible result of the election in person. Right. It's a farce.
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So it's a travesty. Speaking of farces, back to Joe's speech. I pledge to be a president who seeks
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not to divide, but unify. Who doesn't see red states and blue states, only sees the United States.
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And work with all my heart, with the confidence of the whole people, to win the confidence of all of
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you. And for that, is what America, I believe, is about. It's about people. And that's what our
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administration will be all about. I sought this office to restore the soul of America,
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to rebuild the backbone of this nation, the middle class, and to make America respected around the
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world again. And to unite us here at home. Now, parts of that were indecipherable, par for the
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course, of course. He's a dementia patient, and it was past sundown. But from what I could gather,
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Biden wants to unite us, heal us, bring us together, and, quote, restore our soul. I'm not sure how a soul
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is restored, much less how a president can do it. Is it something that you do through executive order,
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legislation, the Soul Restoration Act of 2021? Is that what's coming? Well, let's not get bogged down
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on the details, I guess. The point simply is that we didn't have souls before, and now we do, because
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a 78-year-old career politician says he's our new president. You know, there's this long-standing
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theological debate, very interesting, about ensoulment. When does the soul enter the human body? Is it at
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conception, some other point? Well, it turns out it's not conception, it's election, the election of Joe
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Biden. That's how we all get souls. Good to have that sorted out, final. Now, Joe believes he's on
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to something with this shtick. He's been tweeting like a fortune cookie for the past 48 hours, declaring
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that we're now united, strengthened, healed. We have full hearts and steady hands, he said. We are running
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arm in arm through fields of daffodils, rainbows stretched across the sky, unicorns fly overhead.
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He said, all is right in the world now, because Uncle Joe is here to sniff our hair and tell us
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it's okay. The media has dutifully latched onto this theme as well. A Time to Heal announces the
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Time magazine cover, and the vaguely sentient bag of farts, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio,
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also came out to celebrate our liberation by Joe Biden and our opportunity to heal. Here's what he had
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to say. It's liberation. It's just joyous. People have felt this weight and a sense of we're divided,
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and we shouldn't be that way. And now there's a feeling that anything's possible, that we can heal
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again, that we can move forward. And look, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris did something amazing.
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This is turning out to be a huge victory all over the country, but it's also the beginning of the
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healing. That's what we need in this country, this city everywhere. You know, it's an odd thing,
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this healing, this unity, this liberation. Even as Biden lays his healing hands upon us
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and keeps them there for an uncomfortably long time, other Democrats like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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are busy compiling enemies lists of people who supported Trump. Something called the Trump
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Accountability Project has been formed for the purpose of blacklisting anyone who committed the
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crime of wrongthink over the past four years. It appears that before we can hold hands and amid the
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flowers and sing our songs of joy, a few, say 70 million or so heretics, must be burned at the
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stake. Joe forgot to mention that part. The healing will commence only after his enemies have been
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brought before him and slain. But I suppose that doesn't sound quite as inspiring in a speech.
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And that's all this unity and healing stuff really is. It's fodder for speeches. And these are speeches
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given by a man who belongs to the ideological and political club, which has for the past several years
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insisted that all of their opponents are bigots, racists or worse and not worthy of acceptance and polite
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society. Anyone who threatens their agenda or defies their wishes can be slandered, smeared, ripped to
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shreds, labeled a gang rapist even if that's what it takes. And he will deserve it because he is in fact
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worse than a gang rapist. He is in he's an inconvenience to them. In recent months, they've taken this
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Machiavellian gospel to the streets, burning and looting, making victims of their fellow Americans, none of whom
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did anything in particular to incur their wrath. These are people who will tell you that if you belong to a
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certain race, white, and sex, male, you are fundamentally and irretrievably broken. You are racist by your very
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nature, probably sexist too. And they've told us we can't come together under the flag or as Americans because
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America is systemically racist, a global disgrace. Its heroes are all monsters whose monuments must be defiled and
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destroyed. But now a man steps out from among this group of marauders and bullies and arsonists and
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thieves and smear merchants and bids us to unite. Unite around what? For what? What commonality? What
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shared sense of purpose? What universal goal or value is supposed to bind us together right now, Joe?
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I wouldn't know how to unite with Joe Biden and his ilk, even if I wanted to, which frankly, I don't.
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Mainly because I know the answer to my own questions. We are meant to unite in submission
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to the Democrat Party and its doctrines. We are meant to come together around the Democrats and their
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hollow vessel of a leader to say congratulations and hooray and we agree and about four or five other
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approved sentiments. This is the unity for which Joe Biden pleads. I have won, so now we can be friends
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as long as you follow the orders, he says to us with a magnanimous smile. Well, call me ungrateful.
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But I don't find this pitch very appealing nor believable. I don't like division, but I'll take it
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over a false and empty unity around a false and empty man. Let's get now to our five headlines.
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All right, so as you can see, by the way, in the new digs here, the studio, so come up in the world
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from the car to here. And the great thing is they did a great job putting the studio together.
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And the other great thing is if you're watching on YouTube or dailywire.com, maybe you can see I have
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these prop photographs here and they've actually given me, I don't know if you can see it on camera,
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but they've given me a family. This is not, I don't know who these people are, but I've been assigned
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a family as well here in Nashville. This is a man and woman on a tandem bike with a picnic basket
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biking through a field. That's not me. I'm not, I'm not much for tandem bikes, not that, nor am I a
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picnic guy, but anyway, that's my new Nashville family. So that's great. And excited to be here in
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Nashville. Let's, let's start here with, with news. That's actually very sad. Number one,
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Alex Trebek, maybe you heard yesterday has died. He was 80 years old, diagnosed several months ago
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with cancer. Um, you know, I have to tell you celebrity deaths very rarely affect me on an
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emotional level, but this one does because Alex Trebek was a legend. He was an icon, just sort of
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this grandfather-like figure who you see on TV every night. Uh, in a lot of ways, he was kind of like
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Mr. Rogers, I think a Mr. Rogers for adults. And I, I, I mean that as the utmost compliment
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because Mr. Rogers was great too. Trebek was, um, similar as, as well in the fact that he was a
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universally beloved public figure. One of the very last on earth. So now I'm thinking to myself,
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how many universally beloved people do we have left in America? And I know that Alex Trebek was
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technically Canadian, right? So, but I'm, I'm claiming him for America for these purposes.
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We have certainly adopted him into our family. Uh, so with, with him passed away, how, who's left?
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I'm talking about people who, no matter what side of the political aisle you're on, everybody likes you.
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Uh, world, you know, universally renowned. Nobody thinks you're problematic because in order to
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achieve that now, and we may be entering a point in American culture. I'm certain, I'm certain we are at
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this point where nobody can be that way anymore, but a few people got grandfathered in because they'd,
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they'd, um, just always been, you know, one of the universally beloved people. Regis Philbin,
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you know, we, we lost him too. Uh, now, so who's left now that we've lost Alex Trebek, Betty White,
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I guess is, is, is one Keanu Reeves. He's younger. We'll have him for a while. I'm not sure. Just to show
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you, just to make the point of, uh, how beloved this man was, Trebek had, and I, I learned this
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through reading, uh, one of the obituaries for Alex Trebek. I think this was on CNN, of course,
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of course on CNN, because they had to mention this. Alex Trebek apparently had one public
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controversy his entire career. This guy was, you know, in, in, in, on, on camera, like every day for
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40 years or something. And he had one public controversy that they did mention in the CNN
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obituary because of course they did. And the controversy, I didn't even hear about this when
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it happened. It happened recently. The controversy is that in the year 2018, he moderated a, a
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Pennsylvania governor's race debate, gubernatorial debate. And, uh, the controversy was that apparently
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Trebek was cracking jokes the whole time and quizzing the candidates as if they were on Jeopardy. I watched
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one of the clips. He was quizzing them about their knowledge of, uh, of Philadelphia Eagles trivia.
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So, and that was a controversy. Some people were upset about that. That makes me love him even
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more. That's awesome. He's one public controversy and it's great. I'll have to dig that up and watch
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that, uh, debate for old time's sake. All right. Number two, Fox news reports, one of Joe Biden's
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first priorities as president elect will be implementing mask mandates nationwide by working with governors.
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The future 46th president, uh, allegedly, however, says if they refuse, then he will go to mayors
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and county executives and get local masking requirements in place. Let me just say this
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is if they go this route with a, with a national mask mandate, which of course he has no authority
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whatsoever to do that. What, where does the president derive the authority to tell 330 million people
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across the country that they have to wear a certain thing on their face? He, he, he does. He derives it
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from his own imagination, his own increasingly confused and deluded imagination. That's where
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he gets it. So he has, if, if this is what he tries to do, and I'm sure it will be, he has no
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authority to do it. And this will be, I'm sure if, if we do have a Joe Biden administration, this will
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be one of many absurd and illegal orders from that administration that I will be simply ignoring.
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And that's, that's the right thing to do. When the president tells you, this is what you have
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to wear on your face. Every time you leave your house, the appropriate response is to laugh in
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his face and just ignore it. Okay. What do you, what are you, what are you going to do? You're
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going to send the national guard into every, uh, what, I mean, what you said in the military
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across the country, making sure people are wearing masks. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead and enforce
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that one in, in general. I mean, even if it's not the president telling you to do it, whoever's doing
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it, if they're telling you to wear a mask when you leave your house, if you're outside, even
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that's something to just simply totally ignore. Number three, um, this is real. Okay. Not a hint
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of irony. Washington Post reports, this is the headline for Biden fans, one unifying standard,
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old glory. Like I was talking about, what are we uniting around? I mean, he's talking about unity.
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So what is, what's the, what is the unifying standard? Well, the Washington Post says old
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glory, the American flag. That's, that's, that's the unifying standard. Um, and here's, here's the,
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what they say. They say, if there was one enduring, listen, I can barely even read this. If there was
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one enduring symbol of Joe Biden's nationwide election night party Saturday night, it was the
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American flag in the riverfront district of Wilmington near the parking lot from which Biden
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delivered a speech to the nation. Flags flew everywhere. There was a big flag,
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massive old glory hoisted between two cranes invisible from the interstate. It flew for a
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week as the ballot count agonizingly continued. Um, and, uh, okay, I'm not even going to read this
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entire thing. The point is in this, in this article, they're claiming that, um, now the Democrats
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are bringing the American flag back. They're bringing it back as a symbol.
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Right. The, the, Chris, I don't need to explain why that's completely ridiculous. These are the
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people who've been telling us that we should not be saluting or standing for the flag. They've been,
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they've been protesting the flag for the last four years and longer than that. And now they're telling
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us that, Oh, actually, no, the American flag is our symbol. That's we're bringing it back.
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We're going to make it trendy again. And, and here commences the process by the media
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to pretend that so much of what happened over the last four years didn't happen.
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We're going to watch so many things getting memory hold. And one of them is the flag stump because
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now if we have a Democrat president, now you're allowed to respect the flag again. Now we can
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celebrate. Now we can all stand teary eyed before the flag, stand for the national anthem
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because there's a Democrat in office. Now it's okay. And it's course, of course, that's how the
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left sees it because they don't, they don't recognize, um, they don't see any deeper or
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greater significance to the country other than the government. You know, the government is the
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ultimate reality. And so that's what the flag stands for. This is what they've never understood.
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The flag doesn't stand for the government. It's, it, it, it, it stands for the, the deeper things
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that America is supposed to symbolize. Things like freedom, self-sacrifice, liberty. That's what the
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flag is really does stand for. They don't see it that way. They think that it's all about the
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government. And so as long as the government is being controlled by the right people, quote unquote,
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then we can respect the flag. That's how they see it. Um, number four, this is from, uh,
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who's this Yahoo news says Jill Biden, Jill Biden, the, uh, the, the supposed first lady to be
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a chance to transform the role of first lady. And there have been, there have been many articles
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about this in the last couple of days, this on Yahoo news about how Jill Biden is going to, Jill
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Biden is going to transform the role of the first lady. And it's going to be a whole new thing with
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the, I, I, I just, I just wanted to say this, just a, just an idea. Here, here's my idea for
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the role of the first lady. Um, no role at all. That's, that's the role of the first lady that I
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would like to see. I would love if we get, if we get to the point where we don't need to give the
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first lady these, these little projects to do, where we pretend that she plays a significant role
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in government. Uh, this, whoever it is, the spouse of the president has, has no power, no relevance
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to the government whatsoever. So if we can get to the point where we stopped doing that with the
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first lady, I think that would be great. That that's the transformational first lady role. I
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would like to see where the first lady just doesn't do anything because she wasn't elected.
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Um, okay. Number five, finally from the AP, a miracle has occurred. Um, a miracle and a great
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coincidence. I'm sure just a coincidence. Uh, it says Pfizer said Monday that an early
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peak at the data on its coronavirus vaccine suggests, uh, the shots may be a robust 90%
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effective at preventing COVID-19, putting the company on track to apply later this month for
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a emergency use approval from the FDA. The announcement less than a week after presidential
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election that was seen as a referendum on president Donald Trump, um, comes and so on and so forth.
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Pharmaceutical companies of various countries are in a global race to develop a vaccine,
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a vaccine against the virus. Dr. Bill Gruber, Pfizer senior vice president of clinical development
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told the Associated Press, we're in a position potentially to be able to offer some hope.
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We are very encouraged. Yeah, this is a miracle that, um, Joe Biden announces his victory on Saturday
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and on Monday, we hear news of a 90% effective vaccine. I mean, you have to have the IQ of, of like a
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clump of sand to think that this is not a coordinated thing. The idea is it's a, that it's a coincidence
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that now we're hearing about this vaccine right when the election concludes immediately after Joe
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Biden gets up and says, I'm the winner. Now we hear about the vaccine. No, I'm sorry. The timing of
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this is clearly politically, um, it's clearly political, you know, and now the thing is,
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of course, whoever the president is, I personally am, I don't care who the president, Republican or
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Democrat. I personally am not going to give the president, any president credit for a vaccine
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because the president isn't in the, isn't in the lab with a lab coat doing the clinical trials and
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coming up with the vaccine. Right. Um, so that's, I, I, I wouldn't give a, I wouldn't give a lot of
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credit to any politicians for that. That goes to the people who actually made the vaccine who are
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not politicians, but even so, you know, if, if it had been announced, I mean, imagine this, imagine
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if two days before the election, this announcement had been made, whether you give Trump credit for
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it or not, it's a, it's positive. It gives you hope. In fact, that's what, that's what, uh, Dr. Bill
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Gruber says. We're in a position to offer some hope. We can be very encouraged. And if people are
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hopeful and they're encouraged and they're going to vote on election day, they're more likely to
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vote for the incumbent. Everybody knows that. But of course the media can't allow that to happen.
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You don't want people to be encouraged and hopeful. So they wait until a week after the election to make
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this announcement. It's completely transparent and, uh, also infuriating. All right, we're gonna get to
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our, um, daily cancellation just a second, but you know, with this election going on and that we've
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been talking about, it's, it's, uh, we try to keep you in the loop every step of the way. And it's been,
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it's been a hell of a week for everybody. And it's still too, too soon to tell who, who will win
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regardless of who the president turns out to be, we're in Nashville now, and we've got a lot of
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things we're going to do. I'm happy to announce that Candace Owens, New York times bestselling
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author and founder of the, uh, Blexit foundation will be launching a brand new show with us early
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cancellation. Well, today we are entering a daily cancellation time warp so that we can go back in time
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and cancel every leftist who spent the last four years in paralyzing despair and fear and heartache
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because they didn't like the president. Of course, they've already been canceled automatically many
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times over on the grounds of being generally lame and annoying. But now, now I especially have to
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cancel them after potentially, if the media declared results stand, potentially, that means that I and we
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conservatives are experiencing the shoe on the other foot. If Biden becomes president, then we will have
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lost and now we will have a president that we don't like. And the left expects that we'll be
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weeping in the street the same way they were. In fact, I've heard this over and over again the last
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few days, the taunts of, haha, how do you like this dose of your own medicine, huh? I bet you're crying
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yourself to sleep at night, screaming into your pillow just like I was, aren't you? I bet your teddy bear
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is getting soaked in tears too, you loser. Doesn't feel too good, does it? Democratic shill Tory on Twitter
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was doing a lot of this. He said, this is, this is what he said. And this is part of the unity and
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healing we're hearing about. This is what it sounds like from him. He says, if you're a Trumper, I hope
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the pain and anxiety you feel now is excruciating. You voted against America and for a cult leader
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who has no redeeming or admirable qualities. He's a Cretan who cares nothing about this country
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and you don't either. You deserve all the pain and more. Very unifying. But see, I don't feel pain
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right now at all, really. In fact, I feel fine. When I found out that Biden had been declared by
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the media to be the winner of the election, I was at the Nashville Zoo. Great zoo, by the way.
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On a different day, I might have to cancel, though, all big cat exhibits at all zoos because nobody's
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ever gone to the tiger or jaguar or cheetah exhibit at any zoo and actually seen one. So I'm not sure what
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the function is. They're always like up over there, way off in the farthest reaches of their
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enclosure, hiding behind a tree or something. Really tacky way to treat your guests, I think.
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At least that's what my wife tells me anytime she has a friend over. And I stay upstairs the whole
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time because I don't like it when strange people are in my territory. I'm very cat-like myself in
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that respect. Anyway, that isn't the point. The point is, we were, the alert popped up on my wife's
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phone. We were at the zoo telling us Biden had, quote, one. And she told me about it. And do you know
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how I responded? This is how I respond. I collapsed to the ground, sobbed uncontrollably. Then I started
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throwing rocks at the lemurs just to let off some steam. I looted a bunch of plastic animal toys from
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the gift shop, burned down the dip and dot stand, you know, normal stuff. No, actually, that's not
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what happened. In reality, she told me the news. And my first response was, okay, so let's go look at
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the giraffes. And we did go look at the giraffes. And then we left the zoo. We stopped somewhere for
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lunch. Later that day, I went to Bass Pro Shops. I did weep there, but it was out of joy. I was
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overwhelmed by the sheer beauty and majesty of the place. My point here is that I continued living my
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life. I continued to function in society. I continued to have a great many concerns and priorities that
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come before politics. And that seems to be how most people on the right have reacted. Yeah, there's
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anger. Sure. Yeah, we want to investigate any potential irregularities or cases of fraud. And
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yes, if Biden is our next president, we will fight his agenda tooth and nail. Yes, we take this seriously.
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Yes, it matters. And we know it. But we're not whining that we're in pain. We're not falling to our
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knees in the street, screaming at the sky. We're not telling any anecdotes about our allegedly
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heartbroken toddlers and how they're reacting to the news. We're not claiming to be traumatized.
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We're not becoming hysterical, most of us, because we're grownups. And we have kids and jobs. I don't
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really have a job, but a lot of other people do. And we have other responsibilities. And we have neither
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the interest nor the time to be curled up in the fetal position for the next four years,
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mumbling that the bad, scary president man hurt us. So if these results do stand as cold,
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I guess I'm supposed to say that I see where the left is coming from with how they reacted to their
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loss four years ago. But truthfully, I see even less where they're coming from. I relate to them even
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less than I did before. I find their behavior even less defensible. And as far as how I feel about the
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possible Biden administration, I say, bring it. If that's the way the votes go, I'm ready to fight the
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agenda of Oatmeal Brain and his Marxist handlers. I'm ready to have it out. In the meantime, I've got
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kids to take care of. I've got chores to do, fish to catch, a life to lead. And so all of those people
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who put their lives on hold to obsess over Trump are canceled. And that's going to do it for today.
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Hey, everyone. It's Andrew Klavan, host of The Andrew Klavan Show. Joe Biden says he's going to
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heal our wounds. The left says they're going to take our names and get revenge. Donald Trump says
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not so fast, clowns. This ain't over yet. We'll talk about it all on The Andrew Klavan Show.