The Matt Walsh Show - October 10, 2026


Feminists Have Created The Worst Song In Human History

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John Doe Lindsay Clancy Krista Pike
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00:00:30.000 Well, it's been a busy couple of months for the feminist hordes on TikTok.
00:00:39.180 First, they jumped into action to defend the honor of Lindsay Clancy, who murdered all three of her children. 0.71
00:00:44.120 It was impressive in a certain way, because when you get a look at these people,
00:00:46.760 you wouldn't think that they'd necessarily be capable of jumping at all.
00:00:50.140 After Clancy, some of them took a brief detour to pretend to care about Krista Pike for five or six minutes.
00:00:55.240 Pike is the death row inmate who mutilated, butchered, and killed a girl 30 years ago.
00:00:59.160 then somehow survived her execution, demonstrating the almost supernatural determination some women 0.95
00:01:05.160 have to avoid accountability no matter what. Feminists didn't spend a lot of time on Pike, 1.00
00:01:09.240 presumably because her body count wasn't high enough to get them too excited. They quickly 1.00
00:01:13.740 moved on to a woman who had a considerably higher body count in the Cornell case. Now,
00:01:19.100 if you followed the case, the way the average media consumer follows things in this country
00:01:24.520 by scanning the headlines and skimming through random social media posts,
00:01:29.240 then you know that a woman at Cornell was sexually assaulted and brutalized
00:01:32.560 by seven frat boys who drugged her against her will
00:01:35.540 and held her hostage in a room for several hours
00:01:38.020 while they took turns having their way with her.
00:01:40.960 But if you follow the case the way the informed minority follows things,
00:01:44.560 then you know that none of that is actually true.
00:01:47.360 And in reality, the accuser got drunk and high of her own volition 0.98
00:01:50.620 and engaged in an entirely consensual and entirely disgusting orgy with a bunch of men at a party.
00:01:57.100 She was not drugged, she was not held against her will, and she consented to everything that
00:02:02.300 happened. Indeed, according to her own accounting of events, she was, if anything, more sober and
00:02:07.220 more conscious than the men, or at least some of the men. The feminists don't see it that way, 1.00
00:02:12.520 of course. They have certain presuppositions that inform their analysis of these kinds of 1.00
00:02:18.240 incidents. Now, in fairness, I'll admit we all have presuppositions, right? We all have biases.
00:02:24.780 For instance, my presupposition is that anyone, in theory, is capable of committing acts of evil,
00:02:31.980 and anyone is capable of lying. So when one party in a dispute is accusing the other of committing
00:02:38.580 an evil act, and the other party is accusing the first party of lying, all we can do is look at
00:02:45.900 the evidence and the facts on the ground and arrive at our best assessment of what actually
00:02:51.440 happened. Feminists, on the other hand, begin with the presupposition that women are always 1.00
00:02:58.480 right about everything and can never tell a lie. And even when they do lie, as long as they feel 1.00
00:03:02.940 like they aren't lying, that still counts as not lying. That was the framework that the Lindsay
00:03:08.460 Clancy jury used in their deliberations. And it's the framework that has led to the feminist mob 1.00
00:03:14.160 rallying around the Cornell accuser. Now, over on TikTok, this rally has, as usual, taken the form
00:03:21.380 of weapons-grade cringe, unlike anything the world has ever seen before. For example,
00:03:27.900 this is just one example, women are filming themselves lecturing their sons about why 0.56
00:03:34.160 gang rape is bad. Now, the problem, aside from the fact that no gang rape actually occurred in this
00:03:39.220 case is that their sons are toddlers uh here's one example so if there was a little girl right
00:03:49.640 and all your friends were hurting her and powering her and being mean and they said to you
00:03:57.040 noah come and hurt the girl with me what would you say what would you say they want you to go
00:04:04.980 hurt the girl what would you say yeah yeah you do well done and what if they said what if they said
00:04:13.240 oh it's okay you can come and hit her what would you say i say no way no way yeah see that's really
00:04:24.240 really good but what if what would you do if you saw the boys doing it
00:04:31.040 would you yeah okay and what if you was in school and you saw the boys hitting
00:04:38.600 the little girl who would you go would you go tell someone or would you join in
00:04:44.180 you go tell someone you're very clever my little man one cuddle yeah yeah now obviously it's insane
00:04:56.240 to have this conversation with your four-year-old in any context. Actually, if you're a competent
00:05:02.860 parent, then there shouldn't be any need to ever specifically explain to your kids at any age,
00:05:11.000 much less elementary school, that it's bad to gang rape people. I've never had that talk with
00:05:17.280 my kids, and I never will, for the same reason that I've never specifically told my kids that 1.00
00:05:23.480 they shouldn't be serial killers or cannibals. I've actually never sat my kids down and said, 0.99
00:05:28.860 listen, there are serial killers out there. And just so you know, you shouldn't do that.
00:05:36.440 Listen here. Okay. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times,
00:05:40.600 you cannot be a serial killer or really any kind of killer.
00:05:46.040 unless it's in self-defense. Now, if you provide even a basic level of moral guidance and formation
00:05:54.400 for your children, then they'll understand fundamental moral principles enough such that
00:06:00.300 there's never going to be any confusion about whether it's okay to be a gang rapist or a serial
00:06:05.160 killer or a cannibal. If you find that you need to explicitly address either point with them,
00:06:11.100 if you find that they're like confused and not sure about whether gang rape is okay
00:06:16.800 you've already failed or you're performing for the camera which brings us to the even bleaker
00:06:23.020 reality with these kinds of videos which is that of course if these women couldn't record it for
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00:06:58.300 actually because we wouldn't know that it happened. And for a woman of this type, there's no point in 1.00
00:07:03.960 doing or saying anything unless it can be commodified into attention and affirmation. 1.00
00:07:09.740 They have basically no real personal life. They have no inner life. They are held in existence
00:07:16.420 by attention. And if we look away, they cease to exist. That's how they see it. And in a way,
00:07:24.320 they're kind of right. But there's an even cringier trend to come out of the Cornell orgy. 0.98
00:07:28.880 feminists are banding together to declare, I am Jane Doe. That's the hashtag. That's the 1.00
00:07:36.820 trend, the slogan. I am Jane Doe. It's like a Spartacus moment for sluts.
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00:08:37.200 So I'll play a few of these videos, and tell me if you notice a common theme with these videos.
00:08:43.340 Watch. 1.00
00:08:51.500 Now there are a bunch of really obvious jokes we can make about some of these women declaring, 1.00
00:09:09.220 I am Jane Doe. Jane Doe had a consensual orgy with seven men, which is, again, is really 0.96
00:09:17.920 disgusting, but it seems unlikely that the women in those videos, many of them could find seven 0.94
00:09:24.100 men who would participate in an activity like that with them. Like even if they scoured the
00:09:29.480 entire globe, maybe among the blind community or like the coma community, but who knows. 0.99
00:09:35.700 But aside from that, you probably noticed that song. Okay. That song has been featured in 0.99
00:09:42.480 approximately every feminist TikTok or Instagram video for the past three years. Feminists love 1.00
00:09:50.100 this song. It puts them in a trance. They cannot resist it. To them, it's the greatest song that's 1.00
00:09:57.180 ever been written. It's like a slop hypnosis that it puts them in. They're hypnotized by the slop.
00:10:05.680 There are countless videos, maybe millions of them, featuring some self-important feminist pretending to be a brave fighter for some unclear cause, while that song plays in the background. 0.99
00:10:20.600 Watch. 0.99
00:10:35.680 Now, I'll admit when I first heard this song, I assumed that it was AI generated, but that's what
00:10:44.380 I thought. I thought that for like a year when I first started this song would pop up in these
00:10:47.600 TikTok videos. I thought it was like an AI thing. I figured that someone had gone to some AI app
00:10:53.060 and they had typed in a prompt like, you know, generate a feminist anthem that will stir the 1.00
00:10:58.120 hearts and minds of every 30 year old liberal white woman in the nation. And this is what it 0.85
00:11:02.620 spit out 15 seconds later. But it turns out that actually I was surprised to learn this feminist 0.57
00:11:07.680 anthem is an actual song, which may or may not have been made with the help of AI, ostensibly
00:11:13.580 written and performed by a singer who I guess is a human named Paris Paloma. And the song is called
00:11:20.620 Labor. And as I said, it's very popular with women, with feminists in particular. It has 100 0.97
00:11:26.360 million views just on YouTube. Now, I'm not going to play the music video because I've already
00:11:32.180 subjected you to enough torture, but you could just take my word for it. But it is worth, I think,
00:11:37.120 very briefly considering why this particular song is so unbelievably popular with liberal women. 0.86
00:11:44.600 So let's go to the lyrics, at least the passage that has so fascinated, so entranced the feminists 0.98
00:11:50.320 of the world. So here it is. Here's the lyrics. All day, every day, therapist, mother, maid,
00:11:56.300 nymph than a virgin, nurse than a servant, just an appendage, live to attend him so that he never
00:12:03.520 lifts a finger. 24-7 baby machine so he can live out his picket fence dreams. It's not an act of
00:12:09.340 love if you make her. You make me do too much labor. Now, a few things jump out aside from the
00:12:16.300 rather strained rhyme scheme. Make her and labor don't really rhyme. Neither do appendage and
00:12:22.180 attend him. But never mind that. The greater point is that, first of all, these feminists
00:12:29.300 who are in love with this song don't actually do any of those things or fill any of those roles. 1.00
00:12:40.040 Most of these women are on birth control and childless. They're childless on birth control, 1.00
00:12:46.100 and yet the line 24-7 baby machine deeply resonates with them. 0.50
00:12:52.300 You've got childless women saying, yeah, I'm a baby machine.
00:12:55.320 I'm tired of being a baby machine with my zero babies ever. 1.00
00:13:00.460 If these women are baby machines, then the machine is extremely defective. 1.00
00:13:04.920 The machine is broken. 1.00
00:13:06.860 It has yet to produce anything at all, much less a baby. 1.00
00:13:10.700 There's no feminist in the country who is anything close to a baby machine. 0.99
00:13:16.100 Okay, you're in your 30s and have no kids. 1.00
00:13:19.160 You're not a baby machine.
00:13:20.760 And maybe you have one.
00:13:22.480 You have two at the absolute most. 1.00
00:13:24.360 For a TikTok feminist, like two kids at the most. 1.00
00:13:28.400 I'm not sure at what exact point you get to claim the baby machine title, 0.91
00:13:33.020 but it's definitely not when your entire family can still fit in a four-door sedan.
00:13:38.940 And it's certainly not when you have zero children at all, 1.00
00:13:41.840 as is the case with most of these TikTok women. 1.00
00:13:45.800 And same goes for the first three lines. 0.97
00:13:47.640 All day, every day, therapist, mother, maid, nymph, then a virgin, nurse, then a servant,
00:13:51.520 just an appendage, live to attend him. 0.85
00:13:54.540 Well, again, this describes precisely 0% of these feminist women. 1.00
00:14:01.520 We've already covered how most of them aren't even mothers, so we can cross that off the list. 1.00
00:14:06.180 Most of them are not virgins.
00:14:08.620 As shocking as that might be, given their average BMI, most of them are not virgins.
00:14:13.400 Whether they're nymphs or not is not a question any of us want to dwell on in any detail,
00:14:18.280 so we'll move on from that.
00:14:19.040 They certainly are not filling the role of maid or nurse or servant in any relationship
00:14:26.260 in their lives.
00:14:27.460 They're not attending to any man.
00:14:29.960 The only person they attend to is themselves, and they're barely sufficient in even that
00:14:34.840 role. 1.00
00:14:36.040 So here's the actual life that the average 20 or 30-something feminist leads. 1.00
00:14:41.560 Hey, this is her day. 1.00
00:14:42.760 She wakes up and scrolls her phone. First thing she does. She goes to some easy adult daycare type job somewhere and scrolls her phone. And she comes home and she sits on the couch or on the bed or something and she scrolls her phone. And she eats at some point throughout that process. Often throughout that process. Then she goes to sleep. And that's like basically it.
00:15:07.600 if she's married the routine i've just described really doesn't change if she has a child or two 0.65
00:15:14.360 the routine still doesn't change her child is in daycare or public school she barely even sees 1.00
00:15:20.000 her kid and yet still complains still complains you know these these feminist mothers uh on on 1.00
00:15:26.280 tiktok or even not and we heard a lot of this with the lindsey clancy thing complain about how put 1.00
00:15:33.260 upon, how sort of oppressed they are, how difficult it is to be a mother. It's like you barely even
00:15:39.300 see your kid. They're in daycare or public school almost all the time. You barely see them.
00:15:46.820 And yet you still complain for the 75 minutes you spend with the child every day. Even that is a
00:15:54.840 burden of titanic proportions. When the kid is home, both she and the kid are spending most of
00:16:01.720 their time staring at separate screens. Maybe on occasion they stare at the same screen together.
00:16:08.680 She does very little that could be described as labor. Most of her day, every day, is structured
00:16:14.120 around serving, entertaining, and distracting herself. If she's married and her husband
00:16:20.720 ever was bold enough to demand or even like mildly request that she focus on him,
00:16:28.560 or, God forbid, serve his needs to any extent at all,
00:16:35.600 she would divorce him.
00:16:37.680 And that would be it. 1.00
00:16:39.980 That's the actual reality of the feminist experience in the year 2026.
00:16:44.440 I may be generalizing slightly, but not that much.
00:16:48.400 And actually, probably not at all.
00:16:50.120 This is the actual experience, but it doesn't work as well 1.00
00:16:54.100 for like a pretentious feminist anthem. 1.00
00:16:56.220 because imagine instead of all day, 1.00
00:16:59.000 every day therapist, mother maid,
00:17:01.100 it said all day, every day,
00:17:02.460 eating snacks, scrolling my phone.
00:17:05.280 So that rhymes even less,
00:17:06.700 but also it's not as inspiring,
00:17:08.900 even if it is vastly more accurate.
00:17:11.580 So instead they all pretend
00:17:12.940 that they're like 1840s housewives
00:17:15.280 living on the Wyoming frontier. 0.98
00:17:18.120 That's the fantasy of oppression
00:17:20.360 they've constructed in their minds.
00:17:21.880 And to some extent, they really believe it.
00:17:24.360 So they cry out,
00:17:25.400 I'm doing too much labor. There's so much labor, so much emotional and physical labor.
00:17:30.860 Even though the most laborious thing they do in a given day is set up multiple camera angles to
00:17:35.060 film a TikTok video about all the labor they have to do. Now, the irony, of course, is that,
00:17:42.020 and this is the part they're not going to want to hear. Well, they didn't want to hear about any of
00:17:44.960 this, is that these women would be much happier if they were quote unquote oppressed the way they 1.00
00:17:53.280 claim to be. The traditional role of a woman is indeed some of what that song describes. The song
00:18:02.000 obviously gives it a negative connotation and phrases it in a negative way. And some women, 1.00
00:18:08.120 not feminists and most of them not on TikTok, still fill this role. What's actually being 0.69
00:18:13.240 described in the song, again, if you put aside the negative framing with terms like maid and baby
00:18:19.060 machine. What's being described is a woman with an incredibly full life who fills an indispensable
00:18:26.960 role in her family and therefore in society. I mean, if you actually do all those things and
00:18:33.660 you fill all those roles, that's an amazing life. That's an important life. She tends to the
00:18:39.940 physical and emotional needs of her children and her husband. She keeps her house in order,
00:18:43.220 everything running and functioning smoothly. She has work to do. Real, valuable, meaningful work.
00:18:50.180 She's important. She is necessary. She has purpose. Call it labor if you want. Call it being a maid
00:18:57.700 if you want. I wouldn't call it that. I don't think it is that. But use whatever word you want.
00:19:02.100 That's up to you. Now, that's not the life that these feminists actually lead. Not even close. 1.00
00:19:08.120 So perhaps the best response to a line like all-day, everyday therapist, mother-maid is to say,
00:19:12.300 yeah if only that were true but unfortunately the song is a fantasy if it were reality you'd be
00:19:20.120 happier and certainly busier at the very least which means the rest of us wouldn't be subjected
00:19:26.360 to these ridiculous tiktok trends anymore and that is why the i am jane doe trend and 0.88
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