The Matt Walsh Show - December 11, 2021


Male Feminists Of TikTok Get Reviewed by Matt Walsh


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

187.3925

Word Count

2,179

Sentence Count

175

Misogynist Sentences

33

Hate Speech Sentences

17


Summary

TikTok is a place where you can watch a bunch of men talk about pretty much anything and everything you can think of. In this episode, we're going to dive deep into the bowels of TikTok to find out if being a feminist makes you less of a man, or if it makes you a better one.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So we have in the past spent many cumulative hours looking at TikTok videos together.
00:00:05.120 Time, not really time well spent, time wasted, pitifully and terribly wasted.
00:00:09.840 The point is, we're going to watch some more TikTok videos today.
00:00:12.980 Only this time, we're plunging all the way down into the depths, the bowels of TikTok
00:00:17.340 to discover and analyze the saddest, most disturbed, most deranged community of all.
00:00:22.220 Those are the male feminists on TikTok.
00:00:25.020 It won't surprise you to learn that there are many male feminists on TikTok
00:00:27.700 and they have made all kinds of videos.
00:00:29.360 Things are about to get very depressing in a hurry.
00:00:32.060 So let's start here.
00:00:33.880 If you think that being a feminist makes you any less of a man,
00:00:39.060 you're admitting that your version of masculinity requires the oppression of women.
00:00:47.200 What?
00:00:48.260 No, it requires the oppression of you.
00:00:50.300 You're someone who should be oppressed for the good of mankind as a male feminist.
00:00:54.180 Maybe simply ejected off of the earth and into the void of space.
00:00:57.160 I don't know. I'm fine with that compromise. That works too.
00:00:59.360 Notice, by the way, this guy's username is a turtleneck emo.
00:01:03.180 So he's literally combined the two worst things humanity ever invented and put them into one username.
00:01:10.040 Anyway, does being a feminist make you less of a man?
00:01:13.440 Of course it does.
00:01:14.860 Because men are meant to be strong.
00:01:16.320 They're meant to be leaders.
00:01:17.560 And by calling yourself a feminist, you are proudly showing off not only your intellectual moral weakness,
00:01:22.060 but your collectivist mentality as well.
00:01:24.380 So, yes, that makes you certainly less of a man.
00:01:28.320 And we'll see more examples of that as we continue along.
00:01:31.160 Okay, let's look at the next one.
00:01:32.360 Sorry, tough guys.
00:01:33.440 It's part two of a day in the life of a stay-at-home husband.
00:01:36.140 When I say check your misogyny at the door, I mean it.
00:01:39.160 It's the weekend, so you know I gotta let my queen sleep in, so I make her some pancakes.
00:01:43.200 She likes them with chocolate chippies in them.
00:01:45.260 After I flip the script on these gender norms, she wakes up to a hot plate of pancakes.
00:01:49.300 On Sundays, we strip the sheets, and then I load the dishwasher.
00:01:52.420 Next, I borrow my wife's credit card, and I go get some groceries.
00:01:55.080 I check those eggs.
00:01:56.080 I check out, make my way home, and put the groceries away.
00:01:58.840 The fridge organized with all her favorite drinks and snacks,
00:02:01.080 and then I take the trash out to where the men go.
00:02:03.060 Don't strain yourself, queen.
00:02:04.160 You work too hard.
00:02:05.240 You know the drill.
00:02:06.020 Follow to end the patriarchy.
00:02:07.460 Speaking of being less of a man, stay-at-home husband.
00:02:10.920 Not even a stay-at-home dad, which is already a dubious proposition in and of itself.
00:02:16.740 This dude's not taking care of kids.
00:02:19.180 This is called being a useless deadbeat.
00:02:21.280 That's what that's called.
00:02:22.980 Mom's a kitchen job.
00:02:25.400 You know what I really call it?
00:02:26.180 I call it, your wife is cheating on you.
00:02:29.000 Damn!
00:02:30.520 That's what I would call it.
00:02:31.600 Or she will, anyway, if she's not already.
00:02:33.620 And I mean that sincerely and seriously,
00:02:35.240 because even if she kind of enjoys the frills of having her husband play housemaid,
00:02:40.040 and she likes the chocolate chippies,
00:02:42.240 and tolerates the fact that you call them chippies.
00:02:44.480 She likes them with chocolate chippies.
00:02:46.960 The fact is that she doesn't respect you.
00:02:50.220 And marriages cannot survive intact.
00:02:52.900 Absolutely cannot.
00:02:54.100 Cannot survive if the wife does not respect the husband.
00:02:57.000 When you're not leading, and you're not providing,
00:02:59.420 and you're not being useful,
00:03:01.000 and you're not fulfilling your role as a man,
00:03:03.760 the role that has animated men,
00:03:06.100 and given us purpose since time immemorial,
00:03:09.120 to fight for our families,
00:03:10.720 and for our women,
00:03:11.660 and to provide for them,
00:03:13.000 you know,
00:03:13.620 back in the old days,
00:03:15.060 you were going out,
00:03:15.660 and you were hunting,
00:03:16.300 and you were bringing back the game that you killed,
00:03:18.620 and now it's a different kind of hunting.
00:03:20.120 You go out into the work world,
00:03:21.460 and you earn a living,
00:03:22.640 and you bring back that paycheck,
00:03:23.640 and you take care of your family.
00:03:25.180 That's what women respect.
00:03:27.000 Now, there are feminists, of course,
00:03:28.220 who think that they shouldn't respect men at all, really,
00:03:31.120 and they especially shouldn't respect men on that basis,
00:03:33.640 so they try to talk themselves out of that,
00:03:37.220 but they can't,
00:03:38.520 because it's an innate biological impulse.
00:03:41.380 So if you're not doing that,
00:03:42.280 she won't respect you,
00:03:43.440 and that's when the marriage will fall apart.
00:03:45.060 But otherwise, great plan.
00:03:46.680 All right, let's continue.
00:03:47.960 Doc, I broke my arm.
00:03:49.120 You gotta help me.
00:03:49.960 Oh my God.
00:03:50.520 Get this man to surgery.
00:03:52.360 Hi.
00:03:52.600 I have broken my arm.
00:03:54.440 Oh my God.
00:03:58.900 Can't help but feel
00:03:59.920 it wouldn't have broken if you'd lost weight.
00:04:02.500 You see how that misogyny
00:04:03.780 basically doesn't exist anymore in our country?
00:04:06.520 Because if it did,
00:04:08.160 you wouldn't have to invent
00:04:09.340 totally fictional examples of it like this.
00:04:12.080 If you come into the doctor with a broken arm,
00:04:14.240 there's a woman they're going to lecture you
00:04:15.420 for being overweight.
00:04:17.080 Besides, obesity can cause broken arms.
00:04:19.160 What if you busted through a trampoline or something?
00:04:25.780 You know, so that can happen.
00:04:27.600 But this is invented misogyny,
00:04:29.200 which shows you that
00:04:29.900 it basically doesn't exist anymore.
00:04:32.480 The demand, just like with hate crimes,
00:04:34.660 and that's how you get Jussie Smollett,
00:04:35.940 the demand for misogyny
00:04:37.400 is greater than the supply.
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00:05:59.460 Hey ladies, so is there any statistical proof
00:06:01.720 you can give me that women have it worse than men?
00:06:04.800 And women are 47% more likely
00:06:07.380 to suffer severe injuries in car crashes
00:06:08.920 because safety features are designed for men.
00:06:10.380 33,000 girls become child brides every day.
00:06:14.920 Women in rural parts of Africa
00:06:16.160 spend 40 billion hours a year collecting water.
00:06:19.860 At the rate we're going,
00:06:20.780 it will take 108 years to close the gender pay gap.
00:06:24.640 As of right now,
00:06:25.320 only six countries give women
00:06:26.560 equal legal work rights as men.
00:06:28.980 And for every female film character,
00:06:31.060 there are 2.24 more men.
00:06:33.760 Just your friendly neighborhood feminist
00:06:35.660 trying to knock down toxic masculinity.
00:06:38.320 Doing my best.
00:06:40.380 Doing my best.
00:06:42.940 Oh my God.
00:06:45.280 So, okay.
00:06:45.920 So, we have a whole bunch of claims here.
00:06:48.700 Safety features on vehicles are designed for men, he says.
00:06:51.400 I don't know what he's talking about with that.
00:06:54.440 Even if that was true, by the way,
00:06:55.600 wouldn't that be kind of interesting?
00:06:57.080 Like, because people like him would,
00:06:59.200 I'm sure, also tell me
00:07:00.180 that men can actually be women
00:07:02.400 and they can compete against women in sports
00:07:04.400 and that, in that context,
00:07:06.240 there's no inherent difference
00:07:07.220 between males and female bodies
00:07:09.160 and we're all the same.
00:07:10.940 So, which is it?
00:07:12.180 If you're saying that the male and female body
00:07:13.660 are different
00:07:14.640 and cars are more designed
00:07:17.180 with the male body in mind,
00:07:18.840 it would seem to suggest
00:07:19.440 that there is a difference between the bodies.
00:07:20.860 So, you kind of have to decide.
00:07:22.740 Also, as for child brides,
00:07:25.520 that is a real problem in the world.
00:07:27.480 Take that up with fundamentalist Islam.
00:07:30.180 Or, by the way,
00:07:31.480 young boys don't fare too well either.
00:07:34.140 Women in rural Africa collect lots of water.
00:07:38.400 Okay.
00:07:39.320 What are the men doing?
00:07:40.700 How many hours do they spend hunting
00:07:42.140 or farming or performing other manual tasks?
00:07:44.260 It's rural Africa.
00:07:46.060 How do you think it works there?
00:07:49.380 You think the men are just kicking back and relaxing?
00:07:52.680 So, being in a third world country
00:07:54.980 is great if you're a man.
00:07:56.800 They're enjoying it.
00:07:57.780 It'll take 108 years to close the gender pay gap.
00:08:02.060 Well, that's not true
00:08:02.540 because the gender pay gap is a myth.
00:08:04.640 And there are more male film characters.
00:08:07.240 Again, assuming that's true,
00:08:09.380 you know,
00:08:09.740 and you got to take all this with a grain of salt.
00:08:13.100 So?
00:08:14.180 So what?
00:08:15.740 You're trying to prove
00:08:17.620 that it's harder to be a woman in America
00:08:20.380 in the year 2021.
00:08:23.540 And one of the pieces of evidence that you choose
00:08:26.420 is that allegedly there are more male film characters.
00:08:30.020 That makes a woman's life harder?
00:08:32.560 Is that when they turn on TV to watch a movie,
00:08:34.160 they see more male characters?
00:08:35.580 What does that cause?
00:08:36.100 Like physical pain?
00:08:37.640 Emotional anguish?
00:08:38.540 Well, I will see all of those statistics,
00:08:42.440 dubious as they may be,
00:08:43.560 and I will raise you this.
00:08:44.980 The majority of homeless people are men.
00:08:47.020 The majority of prison inmates are men.
00:08:49.080 The majority of homicide victims are men.
00:08:51.120 The majority of violent crime victims are men.
00:08:53.400 The majority of high school dropouts are men.
00:08:56.380 Males are more likely to die by suicide,
00:08:58.460 more likely to be injured on the job,
00:09:00.080 more likely to have the kinds of physically demanding jobs
00:09:02.840 where you get injured in the first place.
00:09:04.260 So there's all that.
00:09:07.000 There's the suicide and homelessness,
00:09:08.260 drug addiction,
00:09:09.260 and unemployment,
00:09:10.420 dropping out of school,
00:09:11.160 all the, you know, in prison.
00:09:13.120 And that's kind of tough.
00:09:14.360 But on the other hand,
00:09:15.680 at least we have more film characters
00:09:18.400 that are the same sex as us.
00:09:20.240 Okay.
00:09:20.520 Okay.
00:09:34.260 I don't think that was a man on second thought.
00:09:39.100 I can't be too sure.
00:09:40.420 As far as the idea that men shouldn't chime in on abortion,
00:09:43.860 I mean,
00:09:44.820 just shut up.
00:09:46.520 Shut the f*** up!
00:09:48.540 Okay.
00:09:49.560 Let's run through the problems with that claim one more time.
00:09:51.580 Number one,
00:09:52.020 you can't do that anymore.
00:09:53.600 As we just talked about with the car thing,
00:09:56.280 you believe that there are no differences
00:09:59.000 between the male and female bodies.
00:10:00.660 That it's fluid.
00:10:02.300 You believe that you could be,
00:10:03.720 have a male body and still be a woman,
00:10:05.180 and that you're just as much a woman as any other woman.
00:10:07.040 So you can't play this card anymore.
00:10:08.820 That's been taken from you.
00:10:09.960 It's gone.
00:10:10.420 It's not in the deck anymore.
00:10:11.520 You can't play it.
00:10:12.820 Also, men decided Roe v. Wade.
00:10:14.440 So if we're going to get rid of male opinions on abortion,
00:10:16.540 that means we're getting rid of Roe v. Wade.
00:10:18.240 Men also are 50% of the ingredients needed
00:10:20.680 to create an unborn child,
00:10:22.860 which you would also think would give us a stake in the question.
00:10:27.520 I'm going to have an aneurysm
00:10:28.640 if we watch too many more of these.
00:10:29.680 We'll do we'll do one more.
00:10:44.220 I'm honestly not sure if that was a man either.
00:10:46.260 I'm not saying that to be funny.
00:10:47.280 I really don't know.
00:10:49.140 And I believe in the biological differences between the sexes,
00:10:52.040 but I'll admit that sometimes male feminists
00:10:53.980 can test my faith in that idea.
00:10:56.340 And yet again, we get the men shouldn't have an opinion
00:10:59.380 on X subject thing, you know.
00:11:01.840 So what we see is that to be a feminist man
00:11:04.540 is to be a neutered man, a controlled man,
00:11:07.220 a man shorn of personality and identity,
00:11:10.480 a baby-faced, ballless, simpering eunuch.
00:11:14.220 This, after all, is the objective of feminism,
00:11:17.000 to destroy men, destroy manhood.
00:11:19.220 Male feminists are the utopian ideal of manhood,
00:11:22.640 according to feminism,
00:11:23.420 because they are manhood without manhood.
00:11:25.520 They are the absence of manhood.
00:11:27.220 They are a void, a monstrosity, a disgrace,
00:11:31.320 an embarrassment to their fathers and their ancestors.
00:11:35.420 Other than that, you know, male feminism is great.