The Matt Walsh Show - August 26, 2023


Matt Walsh Answers The Most Searched Questions About Himself


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

169.69496

Word Count

1,706

Sentence Count

155

Misogynist Sentences

1


Summary

This is a video where I answer the Internet's most searched questions about me. It's never been done before, and the thing I like about it is that it's not in the least bit narcissistic or self-referential, and I also like to think it's a chance to clear up some misinformation. Because when you're famous, in other words, there are a lot of wrong information about you on there. So every day you go on the internet and you find another fact about you that isn't correct.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Okay, today we are really changing the game.
00:00:02.680 We're doing something innovative and different.
00:00:05.000 We're going to do a video.
00:00:06.380 You've never seen a video like this before.
00:00:08.060 I had this idea where we would do a video where I answered the Internet's most searched questions about me.
00:00:13.580 It's never been done before.
00:00:14.560 And the thing I like about it is that it's not in the least bit narcissistic or self-referential at all.
00:00:19.040 I also like to think it's a chance to clear up some misinformation.
00:00:21.880 Because when you're famous, in other words, there's a lot of wrong information about you on there.
00:00:26.120 So every day you go on the Internet and you find another fact about you that isn't correct.
00:00:30.080 So this is a chance to clear all that up.
00:00:31.960 And I think it's going to be a handy sort of reference for people who are wondering about any biographical information about me.
00:00:38.060 They can just go to this video and here it is for you laid out in a handy way.
00:00:47.820 Okay, is Matt Walsh married?
00:00:51.760 I am married.
00:00:52.700 I've been married to my lovely wife, Gertrude, for 46 years.
00:00:57.860 We live in Ohio and we have two parents.
00:01:01.260 And an iguana that recently passed away.
00:01:08.400 Is Matt Walsh in Ted?
00:01:11.080 Who is Ted?
00:01:13.060 Anyway, no, I'm straight.
00:01:14.940 Is Matt Walsh in Elf?
00:01:16.560 Oh, the movie Elf.
00:01:17.380 Okay, so I see what we're doing here.
00:01:18.300 We are getting questions for me and for the other Matt Walsh because there's a second Matt Walsh out there, actually.
00:01:25.100 And so I guess we're going to get some of his questions, too.
00:01:27.920 And, you know, something interesting has happened because when I first came on the scene, the other Matt Walsh was like the way more famous Matt Walsh.
00:01:34.160 And so if you went to Google, all the Matt Walsh information was about that Matt Walsh.
00:01:37.580 And now it's kind of flipped.
00:01:39.620 And I think I've sort of subsumed, I've absorbed all the other Matt Walshes.
00:01:48.400 It doesn't even sound right.
00:01:49.720 I just said I was straight.
00:01:50.720 So anyway.
00:01:52.160 Is Matt Walsh in Elf?
00:01:53.300 The movie Elf.
00:01:54.480 Yes, I played one of the reindeer.
00:01:56.580 So motion capture performance.
00:01:59.180 Is Matt Walsh documentary on Netflix?
00:02:01.180 It is.
00:02:04.000 Netflix offered me $85 million for it.
00:02:07.700 And of course I accepted.
00:02:09.260 Is Matt Walsh Catholic?
00:02:11.500 I'm actually an adherent to the Vajrayana School of Buddhism, which is a thing, I think.
00:02:18.340 Now we move over to does Matt Walsh prompts.
00:02:20.780 What does the Internet ask?
00:02:22.080 Does Matt Walsh?
00:02:22.940 Does Matt Walsh homeschool?
00:02:25.680 I actually send all of my kids to a boarding school in Brazil.
00:02:29.380 I haven't seen them in three years.
00:02:34.660 Does Matt Walsh have a degree?
00:02:36.920 I do.
00:02:38.160 I'm a big proponent of higher education.
00:02:40.340 I have a bachelor's in feminist theory.
00:02:43.400 And I have a PhD in applied physics.
00:02:46.000 Which is a pretty standard combo.
00:02:48.140 Classic combination, as they say.
00:02:50.220 Does Matt Walsh have a high school diploma?
00:02:51.980 I do not.
00:02:52.600 I dropped out in first grade and I don't know how to read.
00:02:57.420 Does Matt Walsh play the banjo?
00:02:59.760 I do.
00:03:00.640 We actually have a video, you can check, of me teaching a famous musician how to play the banjo.
00:03:08.440 Does Matt Walsh's wife work?
00:03:13.080 Yes, she is much to my urging.
00:03:16.360 I said, please get out of the house and get a job, contribute.
00:03:19.240 And she became a bus driver in Portland.
00:03:24.660 I haven't seen her in three years.
00:03:26.100 Does Matt Walsh have a dog?
00:03:29.140 I have five dogs, actually.
00:03:31.240 I call them my fur babies.
00:03:33.140 And they're kind of my children, so I refer to them.
00:03:36.020 And I'm a big animal lover.
00:03:38.380 And it's the first thing people think about me.
00:03:40.920 Think of, you know, think of when they think of me, I think.
00:03:44.300 Does Matt Walsh have a tattoo?
00:03:45.980 No, I don't believe that.
00:03:47.500 What is Matt Walsh's tattoo?
00:03:51.880 I have, in fact, a tramp stamp of the character Alf on my lower back.
00:03:59.440 I'm just ruining this entire video.
00:04:04.360 What is Matt Walsh's net worth?
00:04:06.060 Well, I invested all of my money last year in NFTs of those monkey, of the monkey NFTs.
00:04:13.600 And someone told me it's a great investing opportunity to put all your money into the monkey cards.
00:04:19.360 And I said, sounds good to me.
00:04:21.260 My net worth is now $32.
00:04:22.820 What is Matt Walsh's IQ?
00:04:25.740 Well, I just, this one I just had checked at one of those machines at CVS.
00:04:31.060 And it was 120 over 70, which I was told is right in the right range for my age and weight.
00:04:37.040 When you use the bathroom, you always close the door behind you, I would hope, right?
00:04:40.660 Well, you don't want random passers-by to look in on you.
00:04:43.540 So why would you let people look in on what you're doing when you go online?
00:04:47.340 Did you know that your internet service provider knows every single website you visit?
00:04:50.520 What's worse is they can sell this information to ad companies and tech giants who will use your data to target you.
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00:05:32.580 What is Matt Walsh's occupation?
00:05:35.200 I am a Peloton instructor, believe it or not.
00:05:39.440 Life is all about choices.
00:05:40.960 And those bangs that you just got, well, that was a choice.
00:05:45.360 What is Matt Walsh's email address?
00:05:47.280 Well, this is kind of personal.
00:05:49.340 It's a little bit embarrassing.
00:05:51.360 I've had the same email address since I was 14.
00:05:55.040 And so just keep in mind that's where it's from when I was 14.
00:05:59.440 But it is BackstreetBoyFan87 at AOL.com.
00:06:04.360 What is Matt Walsh's real name?
00:06:07.220 My real name is Richard.
00:06:10.340 Bumble.
00:06:11.480 Bumblebee.
00:06:12.360 Richard Bumblebee is my name.
00:06:15.140 Why is Matt Walsh called Sweet Daddy?
00:06:16.820 These are just kind of miscellaneous questions.
00:06:18.660 Well, we don't answer that question.
00:06:19.740 You know, whoever asked it will have their IP address tracked and they will be killed in their sleep.
00:06:27.800 Was Matt Walsh in Parks and Rec?
00:06:29.420 I was.
00:06:30.500 Yes.
00:06:31.240 Guilty as charged.
00:06:32.740 What band was Matt Walsh in?
00:06:34.560 I briefly played the recorder in the band Smash Mouth.
00:06:45.420 This was from 2001 to 2003.
00:06:49.260 It's a lot of good information.
00:06:52.940 How old is Matt Walsh from The Daily Wire?
00:06:56.540 You know, spiritually, I just turned 93 last month.
00:07:00.000 So those are the questions.
00:07:00.800 Now, we do have some internet facts.
00:07:02.400 We have some facts that you'll find about me on.
00:07:05.340 So if you go and you look up those questions before I just gave you the real information,
00:07:08.840 there are like websites that will give you what they claim are the correct information about Matt Walsh.
00:07:14.520 And I guess I kind of ruined this last part of the video because the funny thing with the internet facts is that they aren't true.
00:07:20.740 But then I just said a bunch of bulls**t.
00:07:22.580 So I trampled over that punchline by not seriously answering any of the questions.
00:07:28.420 So are we even still going to do this?
00:07:29.880 I guess so.
00:07:30.700 Matt Walsh's net worth is $9 million U.S. dollars.
00:07:37.520 Correct.
00:07:38.760 Matt Walsh owns nine luxury watches.
00:07:41.760 Also correct.
00:07:43.120 Matt Walsh has lost half of his portfolio through trading in stocks.
00:07:47.060 In the past five years, he has lost over $1.6 million in stock markets and $500,000 more in crypto.
00:07:54.340 This is very specific.
00:07:55.660 This is more specific false information than I thought.
00:07:58.220 It's actually not false.
00:07:59.040 That part is true, too.
00:07:59.980 Matt Walsh spends most of his wealth on luxury watches, parties, and travel.
00:08:05.600 Again, guilty as charged.
00:08:06.760 In the past year, he spent $410,000, very specific number, on partying.
00:08:12.020 How would they claim to know that?
00:08:13.620 So they know, what do you mean on partying?
00:08:16.640 It's like a broad category of things to spend your money on, and they know the exact dollar
00:08:21.460 amount.
00:08:21.820 And $700,000 more on watches and designer clothes.
00:08:25.920 Walsh is also a frequent buyer of luxury cars.
00:08:27.960 He owns a Ferrari and a McLaren.
00:08:29.600 I don't know how they're getting this information, but it's all true.
00:08:34.380 Matt Walsh owns a three-bedroom apartment in Nashville, Tennessee.
00:08:37.620 Walsh has bought his property for $480,000 from a Republican donor.
00:08:42.640 Walsh also owns two other properties in Texas, which is true.
00:08:46.200 And Matt Walsh's primary income source is the fee he charges for hosting shows and appearing
00:08:51.340 on radio shows.
00:08:52.340 You know, yeah, if you go on terrestrial radio, a lot of money in that industry because it's
00:08:58.980 not collapsing at all.
00:09:00.740 And they'll pay you huge money.
00:09:03.140 Anytime you hear someone doing an interview on like the, you know, AM 620, as you're driving
00:09:11.440 down the road, that is someone getting paid millions for that.
00:09:15.120 Matt Walsh's home address.
00:09:16.820 I don't even know if I can read this.
00:09:18.780 They have my home address.
00:09:20.300 It's 6017 Cirrus Street, San Diego, 92110.
00:09:25.400 I feel sorry for whoever lives there because it's me.
00:09:27.900 So to review, I am a 93-year-old man from Ohio named Richard Bumblebee.
00:09:33.320 I own five dogs, two parrots, and a dead iguana.
00:09:36.600 I have a tramp stamp of an 80s television character.
00:09:40.660 I'm illiterate, but I have a PhD in physics.
00:09:43.200 I lost all my savings from NFTs.
00:09:46.660 I played the recorder in Smash Mouth.
00:09:48.500 I have a net worth of $9 million, which I earned from fees from appearing on AM radio.
00:09:52.960 I own a McLaren and a Ferrari, and I live in a modest three-bedroom apartment that was
00:09:56.700 purchased for me by a Republican donor in Nashville, Tennessee.
00:10:00.880 That about sums it up.
00:10:02.540 Thanks for watching.