The Matt Walsh Show - July 01, 2022


Matt Walsh Rates Abortionists TikTok Meltdowns

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Brian Stelter McKenna
The Battle of the Libs： Samantha Lux vs Professor Dave Reviewing Milestone’s In The War For American History

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In honor of Roe v Wade, we re playing more clips of hysterical Libs freaking out over the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. We ll be grading them on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the most impressive, and 1 being the least impressive.

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00:00:00.000 You know, we've had some fun on the show playing clips of the libs freaking out because Roe was overturned.
00:00:05.680 And honestly, I'll admit that it's a little bit cheap, okay?
00:00:09.320 It's cheap entertainment.
00:00:10.760 It's a little bit mean.
00:00:12.720 And I'm honestly disappointed in you and the audience that you would participate in this by watching me play these clips and laughing at them.
00:00:22.120 I don't take responsibility personally.
00:00:23.720 I pass the buck to you.
00:00:25.460 I play the clips and make fun of them.
00:00:27.380 It's your fault for watching and laughing.
00:00:30.200 You should know better than that.
00:00:31.360 You should encourage me.
00:00:32.160 So today, we're not simply going to just play more clips of hysterical libs and make fun of them.
00:00:36.740 Instead, what we're going to do is we're going to play more clips of hysterical libs and grade them.
00:00:40.460 That's much more constructive.
00:00:41.780 So we will be grading the lib freakouts on a scale of 1 to 10.
00:00:46.320 10 obviously would be the most impressive temper tantrum.
00:00:48.960 And then 1 would be like a reasonable, intelligent, well-articulated argument.
00:00:54.880 So we can be pretty sure we're not going to see any ones today.
00:00:58.260 But let's watch the first one.
00:01:00.420 Get angry!
00:01:03.100 This is atrocious!
00:01:06.180 This is war on women! 1.00
00:01:08.680 How f***ing dare the Supreme Court do this s***? 1.00
00:01:12.940 F*** you, Kavanaugh! 1.00
00:01:14.780 F*** you, Gorsuch! 1.00
00:01:16.180 For lying under oath when you were confirmed, 1.00
00:01:18.560 saying that you believe that this was settled! 1.00
00:01:21.880 Women will die! 1.00
00:01:23.180 But as long as it fits your Christian f***ing narrative, 1.00
00:01:26.800 it must be correct! 1.00
00:01:28.900 White women of privilege will still have access after their senators f*** them! 1.00
00:01:35.100 Poor working mothers will not! 1.00
00:01:38.200 Young women who are victims of sexual assault will not! 0.91
00:01:43.260 Women who found out that their child is not viable in the third trimester will not! 1.00
00:01:49.240 And who the f*** knows what's going to happen ectopically,
00:01:52.000 because half you have... 0.88
00:01:53.320 Okay, I think we've seen enough.
00:01:54.240 And I'm going to give that, it's a very strong start,
00:01:55.660 I'm going to give that a 7.5 grade out of 10.
00:01:58.640 It's solid, you know?
00:01:59.520 She's got a lot going for her, starting with the aesthetics.
00:02:03.080 She has the angry middle-aged woman hair thing, 1.00
00:02:05.820 and she's in the minivan.
00:02:07.780 Her confused and terrified children are probably in the back seat,
00:02:10.840 just like huddled and shaking in fear.
00:02:13.880 She's pulled up outside of a Whole Foods, I assume.
00:02:16.240 She's scowling, she's spitting, using a lot of swear words. 0.89
00:02:19.140 You can tell she's impressed with the swear words that she's using. 0.99
00:02:24.660 F***ing! 0.99
00:02:25.380 Clearly a very unpleasant person to be around. 1.00
00:02:27.780 This is a face of rage, okay?
00:02:29.820 This face of rage is one that many customer service representatives have seen,
00:02:34.580 okay, in this world.
00:02:36.420 This is the face of a woman who doesn't understand 1.00
00:02:39.780 why the checkout line is taking so long.
00:02:41.760 Overall, I think a pretty nice performance, so I give it a 7.5.
00:02:46.720 All the human rights are going to start falling down.
00:02:52.780 Alright, LGBTQ plus community, we're next on the chopping block 1.00
00:02:57.500 and birth control 0.75
00:02:58.880 and possibly in a racial marriage. 0.78
00:03:02.540 So pretty much we're going,
00:03:06.660 the only thing that's going to have rights in this country 0.94
00:03:08.820 is white men and guns.
00:03:13.000 This is a tough one, but I'm going to give it,
00:03:15.600 this might seem a little harsh to some of you,
00:03:17.700 and you're not all going to agree with every grade,
00:03:20.020 but I'm going to give that a 6.
00:03:21.220 Some of you probably would grade it higher than I would.
00:03:24.400 But here, here are the strong points, okay?
00:03:26.500 We'll go through this.
00:03:27.960 She's crying.
00:03:29.480 She's emotional.
00:03:30.320 Um, she's chosen the least flattering angle
00:03:34.020 and lighting possible for this display.
00:03:37.580 All that is good.
00:03:38.880 She's got some sort of weird growth
00:03:40.620 or mold or something on her lip.
00:03:43.080 She throws a few curveballs, which I like.
00:03:45.120 I like to be surprised by a lib tantrum.
00:03:48.600 And so, you know, at the end,
00:03:50.420 she randomly transforms into like a black southern preacher 1.00
00:03:53.280 with the way that she pronounces the word white. 0.96
00:03:55.160 White. 0.81
00:03:55.680 We will be serving white cake.
00:03:57.620 I had to detract points
00:03:58.700 because there's not a lot of anger here.
00:04:00.940 Uh, she's not yelling.
00:04:03.100 Worst of all, she only talks about abortion
00:04:04.580 for about 10 seconds.
00:04:05.280 And then she veers off into LGBT, interracial,
00:04:08.700 and all that kind of stuff.
00:04:09.920 I just, um,
00:04:12.020 I felt like I needed a few more pro-abortion talking points.
00:04:14.540 I needed a little bit more from it.
00:04:16.100 So not a bad effort,
00:04:17.260 but I got to give it a 6.
00:04:18.260 So the Lord said,
00:04:31.440 I will wipe mankind whom I have created 1.00
00:04:34.940 from the face of the earth, 0.97
00:04:37.080 men and animals and creatures that move along the ground
00:04:41.220 and birds of the air.
00:04:43.340 For I am grieved that I have made them.
00:04:46.320 Okay.
00:04:46.940 Seem probably as much of that as we need to see.
00:04:49.900 And I'm going to give that one a 10.
00:04:53.520 Uh, that one's a 10 as a commercial for Clorox bleach.
00:04:57.700 For life's bleachable moments.
00:04:59.780 I think of all the applications for a cleaning product.
00:05:03.020 Lots of people that need to be cleaned.
00:05:05.420 Lots of things and items of clothing that need cleaning.
00:05:08.820 I very much want to take the bleach
00:05:10.200 and pour it into my eyes.
00:05:12.040 So that's a 10 out of 10 as a Clorox bleach commercial.
00:05:14.380 As a pro-abortion meltdown,
00:05:16.840 I give it a 4.
00:05:17.820 Low effort, really.
00:05:18.980 Does it make sense to you that the same company
00:05:20.680 who controls half of online retail
00:05:22.380 also passively eavesdrops
00:05:24.340 on your private conversations at home?
00:05:26.240 What about the idea that a single company
00:05:27.720 controls 90% of internet searches,
00:05:30.100 runs your Google, your email service,
00:05:31.940 and gets to track everything you do on your smartphone?
00:05:34.720 All that is happening.
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00:06:34.460 I just feel like the way that we've protested in the past
00:06:38.820 has not worked very well.
00:06:40.980 Now, I'm not advocating for burning down buildings.
00:06:45.740 I'm not not advocating for it.
00:06:48.920 But trauma and destruction's kind of the thing that I love.
00:06:53.880 So, um, if you guys want to join me
00:06:57.760 in mailing blood from your uterus to the Supreme Court, 0.93
00:07:01.880 I already took the bullet and did it first. 1.00
00:07:05.160 So, you know, let's do it.
00:07:08.600 Come on. 1.00
00:07:09.660 You guys don't want to keep that shit in your house. 1.00
00:07:11.940 Just mail it. 1.00
00:07:13.020 It's going in the trash anyway.
00:07:14.680 Keep it?
00:07:15.260 What do you normally do with it?
00:07:17.900 Anyway, uh, okay, so this is interesting.
00:07:21.200 We're back in the car, culturally appropriating for me again.
00:07:25.760 We've got someone who's, uh, just at the deepest level, 0.99
00:07:29.860 revolting, pathetic, desperate, 0.99
00:07:34.620 committed a federal crime by mailing her bodily fluids. 0.99
00:07:37.300 All of that are sort of points that are,
00:07:39.880 that's going to increase her point total maybe. 0.98
00:07:41.960 Um, and, and libs, as we know, are obsessed 0.99
00:07:44.760 with their own bodily functions and bodily fluids. 0.71
00:07:48.180 They're like gross little zoo animals in that way. 0.67
00:07:52.220 But just overall, I don't know.
00:07:54.420 I mean, there's no emotion.
00:07:56.080 There's just, I'm going to give it a 3.5.
00:07:59.240 I just couldn't get into it.
00:08:00.640 I wasn't very invested in it.
00:08:02.380 Let's, uh, let's keep going.
00:08:03.460 So we all see what has happened with this Roe versus Wade situation.
00:08:09.100 We already knew this was how it was going to go down.
00:08:11.960 Dear white women, listen. 1.00
00:08:17.280 You're only playing this if you value your life. 1.00
00:08:22.940 Is to shut the f**k up. 1.00
00:08:28.220 Listen exclusively to black, brown, and indigenous women, 0.99
00:08:36.940 men, fems, and non-men.
00:08:40.840 Throw every resource you have
00:08:45.020 and use your privilege to back us in every way.
00:08:52.140 You are a big reason why we are in this mess.
00:09:05.840 From the day black, brown, and indigenous people 1.00
00:09:10.180 had contact, made contact,
00:09:12.440 were forced to interact with the colonizer,
00:09:15.200 we have been fighting back.
00:09:18.600 The freedoms we have now are because of our fight and struggle.
00:09:25.140 All right.
00:09:26.760 So, I'm going to give this an 8.5.
00:09:29.940 I think it's a very, very strong effort.
00:09:33.760 Aesthetically, you've got everything you need from a lib meltdown.
00:09:37.620 You've got a face with many more holes than it should have on it. 0.98
00:09:42.220 You've got tattoos, overweight person.
00:09:46.020 So, strong starting point to begin with.
00:09:48.220 In the car, okay, as always.
00:09:50.380 And then this person who would seem to be on at least
00:09:53.040 three or four different drugs at once
00:09:54.840 starts ranting and immediately demonizes
00:09:58.420 half of the people on her own side,
00:10:01.100 establishing herself from the outset
00:10:02.840 as the uber victim, sort of marking her territory.
00:10:06.220 And she was making this all about something other than abortion,
00:10:09.040 which I know I docked somebody before for points
00:10:11.340 because of that.
00:10:12.300 But she's keeping it abortion-themed.
00:10:15.260 She's doing the victim hierarchy thing. 1.00
00:10:17.480 There's a lot of different.
00:10:19.100 She's on crack. 1.00
00:10:20.120 And so, she's balancing a lot of things all at once here.
00:10:23.220 And nothing she says makes any sense or means anything.
00:10:25.900 It's rambling. 1.00
00:10:26.540 It's very dumb. 1.00
00:10:27.720 I could use a little bit more anger. 1.00
00:10:29.500 I could use a tear or two.
00:10:31.160 But overall, I give that an 8.5.
00:10:33.680 Very, very good.
00:10:34.640 Just a reminder, because it seems like everyone needs it.
00:10:36.880 Not just women get abortions. 1.00
00:10:39.020 People with uteruses get abortions. 0.92
00:10:41.020 Trans people get abortions. 0.92
00:10:42.220 Trans men. 0.65
00:10:43.500 Non-binary people.
00:10:45.020 People of all genders get abortions.
00:10:48.960 Love you.
00:10:49.500 First of all, I'm going to give that a 7 out of 10.
00:10:52.560 I've been making a lot of body-shaming jokes on the show recently.
00:10:56.580 And I told myself I was turning a new leaf.
00:10:59.280 And I'm not going to do that anymore.
00:11:00.940 But as my producers, they sent me that video.
00:11:04.220 And McKenna sent me that. 0.68
00:11:06.520 And so I'm being led astray.
00:11:08.460 I'm not going to take the bait, though.
00:11:10.900 Because I personally think that Brian Stelter looks really good in a purple wig.
00:11:15.800 So I give that a 7 out of 10.
00:11:18.460 There we go.
00:11:32.380 That's what we're looking for.
00:11:33.480 10 out of 10 performance.
00:11:36.540 Raw, emotional.
00:11:38.140 Don't bother saying anything.
00:11:40.440 Making any argument.
00:11:41.860 Using words.
00:11:42.920 Just cut right to the chase.
00:11:45.080 She's got the cinematography going on.
00:11:47.160 She has someone actually running the camera for her for this meltdown. 1.00
00:11:50.760 That is what we like to see from our TikTok lib meltdown.
00:11:54.760 Inspiring performance.
00:11:56.320 Happy ending for all of us.
00:11:58.140 Not for the left.
00:11:58.960 They don't seem very happy.
00:11:59.880 But for the rest of us.
00:12:01.080 Anyway. 1.00
00:12:01.340 F**king f**king f**king liar! 1.00