Matt Walsh Rates Abortionists TikTok Meltdowns
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Summary
In honor of Roe v Wade, we re playing more clips of hysterical Libs freaking out over the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. We ll be grading them on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the most impressive, and 1 being the least impressive.
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You know, we've had some fun on the show playing clips of the libs freaking out because Roe was overturned.
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And honestly, I'll admit that it's a little bit cheap, okay?
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And I'm honestly disappointed in you and the audience that you would participate in this by watching me play these clips and laughing at them.
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So today, we're not simply going to just play more clips of hysterical libs and make fun of them.
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Instead, what we're going to do is we're going to play more clips of hysterical libs and grade them.
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So we will be grading the lib freakouts on a scale of 1 to 10.
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10 obviously would be the most impressive temper tantrum.
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And then 1 would be like a reasonable, intelligent, well-articulated argument.
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So we can be pretty sure we're not going to see any ones today.
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How f***ing dare the Supreme Court do this s***?
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For lying under oath when you were confirmed,
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saying that you believe that this was settled!
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But as long as it fits your Christian f***ing narrative,
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White women of privilege will still have access after their senators f*** them!
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Young women who are victims of sexual assault will not!
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Women who found out that their child is not viable in the third trimester will not!
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And who the f*** knows what's going to happen ectopically,
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And I'm going to give that, it's a very strong start,
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She's got a lot going for her, starting with the aesthetics.
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She has the angry middle-aged woman hair thing,
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Her confused and terrified children are probably in the back seat,
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She's pulled up outside of a Whole Foods, I assume.
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She's scowling, she's spitting, using a lot of swear words.
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You can tell she's impressed with the swear words that she's using.
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Clearly a very unpleasant person to be around.
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This face of rage is one that many customer service representatives have seen,
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This is the face of a woman who doesn't understand
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Overall, I think a pretty nice performance, so I give it a 7.5.
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All the human rights are going to start falling down.
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Alright, LGBTQ plus community, we're next on the chopping block
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the only thing that's going to have rights in this country
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and you're not all going to agree with every grade,
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Some of you probably would grade it higher than I would.
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she randomly transforms into like a black southern preacher
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with the way that she pronounces the word white.
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I felt like I needed a few more pro-abortion talking points.
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men and animals and creatures that move along the ground
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Seem probably as much of that as we need to see.
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Uh, that one's a 10 as a commercial for Clorox bleach.
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I think of all the applications for a cleaning product.
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Lots of things and items of clothing that need cleaning.
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So that's a 10 out of 10 as a Clorox bleach commercial.
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Does it make sense to you that the same company
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and gets to track everything you do on your smartphone?
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Big tech, look, is more powerful than most countries are,
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and they profit by exploiting your personal data
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Think about how much of your life is on the internet.
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I just feel like the way that we've protested in the past
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Now, I'm not advocating for burning down buildings.
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But trauma and destruction's kind of the thing that I love.
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in mailing blood from your uterus to the Supreme Court,
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I already took the bullet and did it first.
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You guys don't want to keep that shit in your house.
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We're back in the car, culturally appropriating for me again.
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We've got someone who's, uh, just at the deepest level,
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committed a federal crime by mailing her bodily fluids.
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that's going to increase her point total maybe.
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Um, and, and libs, as we know, are obsessed
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with their own bodily functions and bodily fluids.
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They're like gross little zoo animals in that way.
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So we all see what has happened with this Roe versus Wade situation.
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We already knew this was how it was going to go down.
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You're only playing this if you value your life.
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Listen exclusively to black, brown, and indigenous women,
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and use your privilege to back us in every way.
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From the day black, brown, and indigenous people
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The freedoms we have now are because of our fight and struggle.
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Aesthetically, you've got everything you need from a lib meltdown.
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You've got a face with many more holes than it should have on it.
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And then this person who would seem to be on at least
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as the uber victim, sort of marking her territory.
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And she was making this all about something other than abortion,
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which I know I docked somebody before for points
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And so, she's balancing a lot of things all at once here.
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And nothing she says makes any sense or means anything.
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Just a reminder, because it seems like everyone needs it.
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First of all, I'm going to give that a 7 out of 10.
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I've been making a lot of body-shaming jokes on the show recently.
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Because I personally think that Brian Stelter looks really good in a purple wig.
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She has someone actually running the camera for her for this meltdown.
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That is what we like to see from our TikTok lib meltdown.