The Matt Walsh Show - July 01, 2022


Matt Walsh Rates Abortionists TikTok Meltdowns


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

159.26785

Word Count

1,923

Sentence Count

177

Misogynist Sentences

22

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

In honor of Roe v Wade, we re playing more clips of hysterical Libs freaking out over the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. We ll be grading them on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the most impressive, and 1 being the least impressive.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You know, we've had some fun on the show playing clips of the libs freaking out because Roe was overturned.
00:00:05.680 And honestly, I'll admit that it's a little bit cheap, okay?
00:00:09.320 It's cheap entertainment.
00:00:10.760 It's a little bit mean.
00:00:12.720 And I'm honestly disappointed in you and the audience that you would participate in this by watching me play these clips and laughing at them.
00:00:22.120 I don't take responsibility personally.
00:00:23.720 I pass the buck to you.
00:00:25.460 I play the clips and make fun of them.
00:00:27.380 It's your fault for watching and laughing.
00:00:30.200 You should know better than that.
00:00:31.360 You should encourage me.
00:00:32.160 So today, we're not simply going to just play more clips of hysterical libs and make fun of them.
00:00:36.740 Instead, what we're going to do is we're going to play more clips of hysterical libs and grade them.
00:00:40.460 That's much more constructive.
00:00:41.780 So we will be grading the lib freakouts on a scale of 1 to 10.
00:00:46.320 10 obviously would be the most impressive temper tantrum.
00:00:48.960 And then 1 would be like a reasonable, intelligent, well-articulated argument.
00:00:54.880 So we can be pretty sure we're not going to see any ones today.
00:00:58.260 But let's watch the first one.
00:01:00.420 Get angry!
00:01:03.100 This is atrocious!
00:01:06.180 This is war on women!
00:01:08.680 How f***ing dare the Supreme Court do this s***?
00:01:12.940 F*** you, Kavanaugh!
00:01:14.780 F*** you, Gorsuch!
00:01:16.180 For lying under oath when you were confirmed,
00:01:18.560 saying that you believe that this was settled!
00:01:21.880 Women will die!
00:01:23.180 But as long as it fits your Christian f***ing narrative,
00:01:26.800 it must be correct!
00:01:28.900 White women of privilege will still have access after their senators f*** them!
00:01:35.100 Poor working mothers will not!
00:01:38.200 Young women who are victims of sexual assault will not!
00:01:43.260 Women who found out that their child is not viable in the third trimester will not!
00:01:49.240 And who the f*** knows what's going to happen ectopically,
00:01:52.000 because half you have...
00:01:53.320 Okay, I think we've seen enough.
00:01:54.240 And I'm going to give that, it's a very strong start,
00:01:55.660 I'm going to give that a 7.5 grade out of 10.
00:01:58.640 It's solid, you know?
00:01:59.520 She's got a lot going for her, starting with the aesthetics.
00:02:03.080 She has the angry middle-aged woman hair thing,
00:02:05.820 and she's in the minivan.
00:02:07.780 Her confused and terrified children are probably in the back seat,
00:02:10.840 just like huddled and shaking in fear.
00:02:13.880 She's pulled up outside of a Whole Foods, I assume.
00:02:16.240 She's scowling, she's spitting, using a lot of swear words.
00:02:19.140 You can tell she's impressed with the swear words that she's using.
00:02:24.660 F***ing!
00:02:25.380 Clearly a very unpleasant person to be around.
00:02:27.780 This is a face of rage, okay?
00:02:29.820 This face of rage is one that many customer service representatives have seen,
00:02:34.580 okay, in this world.
00:02:36.420 This is the face of a woman who doesn't understand
00:02:39.780 why the checkout line is taking so long.
00:02:41.760 Overall, I think a pretty nice performance, so I give it a 7.5.
00:02:46.720 All the human rights are going to start falling down.
00:02:52.780 Alright, LGBTQ plus community, we're next on the chopping block
00:02:57.500 and birth control
00:02:58.880 and possibly in a racial marriage.
00:03:02.540 So pretty much we're going,
00:03:06.660 the only thing that's going to have rights in this country
00:03:08.820 is white men and guns.
00:03:13.000 This is a tough one, but I'm going to give it,
00:03:15.600 this might seem a little harsh to some of you,
00:03:17.700 and you're not all going to agree with every grade,
00:03:20.020 but I'm going to give that a 6.
00:03:21.220 Some of you probably would grade it higher than I would.
00:03:24.400 But here, here are the strong points, okay?
00:03:26.500 We'll go through this.
00:03:27.960 She's crying.
00:03:29.480 She's emotional.
00:03:30.320 Um, she's chosen the least flattering angle
00:03:34.020 and lighting possible for this display.
00:03:37.580 All that is good.
00:03:38.880 She's got some sort of weird growth
00:03:40.620 or mold or something on her lip.
00:03:43.080 She throws a few curveballs, which I like.
00:03:45.120 I like to be surprised by a lib tantrum.
00:03:48.600 And so, you know, at the end,
00:03:50.420 she randomly transforms into like a black southern preacher
00:03:53.280 with the way that she pronounces the word white.
00:03:55.160 White.
00:03:55.680 We will be serving white cake.
00:03:57.620 I had to detract points
00:03:58.700 because there's not a lot of anger here.
00:04:00.940 Uh, she's not yelling.
00:04:03.100 Worst of all, she only talks about abortion
00:04:04.580 for about 10 seconds.
00:04:05.280 And then she veers off into LGBT, interracial,
00:04:08.700 and all that kind of stuff.
00:04:09.920 I just, um,
00:04:12.020 I felt like I needed a few more pro-abortion talking points.
00:04:14.540 I needed a little bit more from it.
00:04:16.100 So not a bad effort,
00:04:17.260 but I got to give it a 6.
00:04:18.260 So the Lord said,
00:04:31.440 I will wipe mankind whom I have created
00:04:34.940 from the face of the earth,
00:04:37.080 men and animals and creatures that move along the ground
00:04:41.220 and birds of the air.
00:04:43.340 For I am grieved that I have made them.
00:04:46.320 Okay.
00:04:46.940 Seem probably as much of that as we need to see.
00:04:49.900 And I'm going to give that one a 10.
00:04:53.520 Uh, that one's a 10 as a commercial for Clorox bleach.
00:04:57.700 For life's bleachable moments.
00:04:59.780 I think of all the applications for a cleaning product.
00:05:03.020 Lots of people that need to be cleaned.
00:05:05.420 Lots of things and items of clothing that need cleaning.
00:05:08.820 I very much want to take the bleach
00:05:10.200 and pour it into my eyes.
00:05:12.040 So that's a 10 out of 10 as a Clorox bleach commercial.
00:05:14.380 As a pro-abortion meltdown,
00:05:16.840 I give it a 4.
00:05:17.820 Low effort, really.
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00:06:34.460 I just feel like the way that we've protested in the past
00:06:38.820 has not worked very well.
00:06:40.980 Now, I'm not advocating for burning down buildings.
00:06:45.740 I'm not not advocating for it.
00:06:48.920 But trauma and destruction's kind of the thing that I love.
00:06:53.880 So, um, if you guys want to join me
00:06:57.760 in mailing blood from your uterus to the Supreme Court,
00:07:01.880 I already took the bullet and did it first.
00:07:05.160 So, you know, let's do it.
00:07:08.600 Come on.
00:07:09.660 You guys don't want to keep that shit in your house.
00:07:11.940 Just mail it.
00:07:13.020 It's going in the trash anyway.
00:07:14.680 Keep it?
00:07:15.260 What do you normally do with it?
00:07:17.900 Anyway, uh, okay, so this is interesting.
00:07:21.200 We're back in the car, culturally appropriating for me again.
00:07:25.760 We've got someone who's, uh, just at the deepest level,
00:07:29.860 revolting, pathetic, desperate,
00:07:34.620 committed a federal crime by mailing her bodily fluids.
00:07:37.300 All of that are sort of points that are,
00:07:39.880 that's going to increase her point total maybe.
00:07:41.960 Um, and, and libs, as we know, are obsessed
00:07:44.760 with their own bodily functions and bodily fluids.
00:07:48.180 They're like gross little zoo animals in that way.
00:07:52.220 But just overall, I don't know.
00:07:54.420 I mean, there's no emotion.
00:07:56.080 There's just, I'm going to give it a 3.5.
00:07:59.240 I just couldn't get into it.
00:08:00.640 I wasn't very invested in it.
00:08:02.380 Let's, uh, let's keep going.
00:08:03.460 So we all see what has happened with this Roe versus Wade situation.
00:08:09.100 We already knew this was how it was going to go down.
00:08:11.960 Dear white women, listen.
00:08:17.280 You're only playing this if you value your life.
00:08:22.940 Is to shut the f**k up.
00:08:28.220 Listen exclusively to black, brown, and indigenous women,
00:08:36.940 men, fems, and non-men.
00:08:40.840 Throw every resource you have
00:08:45.020 and use your privilege to back us in every way.
00:08:52.140 You are a big reason why we are in this mess.
00:09:05.840 From the day black, brown, and indigenous people
00:09:10.180 had contact, made contact,
00:09:12.440 were forced to interact with the colonizer,
00:09:15.200 we have been fighting back.
00:09:18.600 The freedoms we have now are because of our fight and struggle.
00:09:25.140 All right.
00:09:26.760 So, I'm going to give this an 8.5.
00:09:29.940 I think it's a very, very strong effort.
00:09:33.760 Aesthetically, you've got everything you need from a lib meltdown.
00:09:37.620 You've got a face with many more holes than it should have on it.
00:09:42.220 You've got tattoos, overweight person.
00:09:46.020 So, strong starting point to begin with.
00:09:48.220 In the car, okay, as always.
00:09:50.380 And then this person who would seem to be on at least
00:09:53.040 three or four different drugs at once
00:09:54.840 starts ranting and immediately demonizes
00:09:58.420 half of the people on her own side,
00:10:01.100 establishing herself from the outset
00:10:02.840 as the uber victim, sort of marking her territory.
00:10:06.220 And she was making this all about something other than abortion,
00:10:09.040 which I know I docked somebody before for points
00:10:11.340 because of that.
00:10:12.300 But she's keeping it abortion-themed.
00:10:15.260 She's doing the victim hierarchy thing.
00:10:17.480 There's a lot of different.
00:10:19.100 She's on crack.
00:10:20.120 And so, she's balancing a lot of things all at once here.
00:10:23.220 And nothing she says makes any sense or means anything.
00:10:25.900 It's rambling.
00:10:26.540 It's very dumb.
00:10:27.720 I could use a little bit more anger.
00:10:29.500 I could use a tear or two.
00:10:31.160 But overall, I give that an 8.5.
00:10:33.680 Very, very good.
00:10:34.640 Just a reminder, because it seems like everyone needs it.
00:10:36.880 Not just women get abortions.
00:10:39.020 People with uteruses get abortions.
00:10:41.020 Trans people get abortions.
00:10:42.220 Trans men.
00:10:43.500 Non-binary people.
00:10:45.020 People of all genders get abortions.
00:10:48.960 Love you.
00:10:49.500 First of all, I'm going to give that a 7 out of 10.
00:10:52.560 I've been making a lot of body-shaming jokes on the show recently.
00:10:56.580 And I told myself I was turning a new leaf.
00:10:59.280 And I'm not going to do that anymore.
00:11:00.940 But as my producers, they sent me that video.
00:11:04.220 And McKenna sent me that.
00:11:06.520 And so I'm being led astray.
00:11:08.460 I'm not going to take the bait, though.
00:11:10.900 Because I personally think that Brian Stelter looks really good in a purple wig.
00:11:15.800 So I give that a 7 out of 10.
00:11:18.460 There we go.
00:11:32.380 That's what we're looking for.
00:11:33.480 10 out of 10 performance.
00:11:36.540 Raw, emotional.
00:11:38.140 Don't bother saying anything.
00:11:40.440 Making any argument.
00:11:41.860 Using words.
00:11:42.920 Just cut right to the chase.
00:11:45.080 She's got the cinematography going on.
00:11:47.160 She has someone actually running the camera for her for this meltdown.
00:11:50.760 That is what we like to see from our TikTok lib meltdown.
00:11:54.760 Inspiring performance.
00:11:56.320 Happy ending for all of us.
00:11:58.140 Not for the left.
00:11:58.960 They don't seem very happy.
00:11:59.880 But for the rest of us.
00:12:01.080 Anyway.
00:12:01.340 F**king f**king f**king liar!