Matt Walsh Reacts To Anti-American TikToks ｜ Memorial Day Edition
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Summary
In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and discuss TikTok videos and the current state of the country. They also talk about how immigrants are figuring out that life in America sucks.
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We're out here like we've done for the last couple of years and so what are we
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doing? We're making some hamburgers and we're gonna take a look at some TikTok
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videos. Our friends at Good Ranchers have supplied us with the hamburger patties
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as always very delicious. Of course the problem is that this year you know our
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friends from the ground the cicadas have emerged after 17 years and so I can
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barely hear myself talk over the sound of the cicadas. For some reason we're
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right underneath a tree where there's like literally there's 10 million
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cicadas and you don't want it you don't want to be under a tree anyway when
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you're grilling so none of this makes any sense and we're just I'm talking about
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TikTok videos like why do I need to be at a grill outside screaming over cicadas
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to talk about TikTok videos it makes no sense I don't this is crazy I don't the
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audio is gonna be let's be honest why don't I just go inside I'm just gonna go
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inside we do this inside we don't need to be out here quit are you gonna you're
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just gonna make things you'll make the burgers okay good I'll go inside and I'll
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talk about TikTok videos and uh you can just make the burgers and I'll eat them
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all right so we're back uh in comfortable environment away from the cicadas we're
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playing TikTok videos is what we're supposed to do these uh these TikTokers
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are not happy with America they're not just angry they're disappointed but also
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angry mainly angry so let's hear what they have to say
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it's all because f*** you America for making me pay or for making me work four
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while I'm in college in rural f***ing Tennessee and I can barely pay my own rent and I
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and I'm taking 19 credit hours on top of those four f***ing jobs and I still can't graduate
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on time and I still can't graduate early even though I'm taking 21 credit hours
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it's not fair it's not fair anymore it's never been fair not in my lifetime
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and will it ever be fair no because I'm a woman in America
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oh my god I just want to live in peace America and I will one day
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probably somewhere else anyways look how cute my nails are
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name the time or place that you would like to go being a woman where you think you would have
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more rights and live in more luxury and comfort than you do right now as to the question that the
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young lady asks will it ever be fair um nope no it won't be and not because you're a woman in
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America like that's helping you okay the system is far more concerned about fairness for you than
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it's ever been for anyone ever but still it won't be fair um because life isn't fair and you know
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that's that's the old cliche that many of us grew up hearing our dads tell us and that I say to my own
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kids all the time it's a it's a dad tradition but you know what it doesn't mean that the inverse is
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true so I say life isn't fair I'm not saying that life is unfair it isn't fair but it's also not unfair
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life is life and you either accept that reality and move on and live your life and and uh and try to be
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a functional person or you can whittle away your existence screaming about how unfair everything is
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it's all about profit it's all about games I came in January 2015 I still don't have any friends
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I don't have not one friend I'm gonna tag the creator below and please go watch her whole video
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because it's important put simply America sucks and here's the thing immigrants are figuring that
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out much quicker than they were before I'm gonna tell you a very quick story I heard of somebody from
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Peru who walked here was here for one month and said F this country I'm going back he was sold on
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the idea of the United States and then realized oh my god there's no free college everything's about
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profit there's no health care he realized all the problems that Peru had at least it was beautiful and
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he had time to relax so guess what yeah he went back home it used to take immigrants maybe 30 years
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I've been here 30 years to realize this I wish you could just shut your big immigrant spirits in
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one month flat you have lost your place in the world and you just don't know it yet okay then then
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leave then just get the out like why just we don't want you leave go I'm gone go then I am go I'm gone
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I'm not even arguing with you we won't even argue over the points a lot of what was just said there was
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untrue but um you know no free health care like actually uh the plenty of immigrants come here
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illegal immigrants and they just go to the emergency room and they get free health care
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uh and they never pay for it like so there is that but but we don't need to get into the specifics uh
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you okay so they just leave that's fine uh he's been here for 30 years he doesn't like it so just
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leave stop whining and leave turn around and walk walk back to Peru or wherever and by the way
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so you're telling me that you walked here from Peru walked from Peru and you didn't do your
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research before you came you you had to get here to find out that we supposedly don't have free
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health care we don't have free college you couldn't have like do they not have any kind of internet
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access in Peru you can't there's no you can't check you can't stop at a library somewhere along the way
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you didn't have a chance to stop and do a little bit of research you had to come here so you were
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wondering does America have a free health care and free college well I guess I should walk there
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and find out and then he got here and looked around hey is there a free health care free college here
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no damn it then he just turned around and walked home is that what that's the least efficient we live
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it once was I've got some bad news for people who don't travel internationally the world hates us
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okay we're not the big dog we don't have the clout that we once had we aren't even like statistically
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on top of anything education or anything anymore and I've traveled a lot internationally over covid
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obviously I stopped and there's always been an underlying tone that America is dangerous but you
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know we were in Hollywood so a lot of the media that is consumed by people in other countries is still
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American however I'm on my first international trip since covid and it has gotten worse I have heard
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from every nationality that America is dangerous but I arrived in Indonesia which is a country that you
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know a lot of people aim to get out of and go to America and the first thing that my taxi driver
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says to me is that he's afraid of America because of all the poppy seeds that we're taking and all
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the jazz powder that people are using and he's convinced that people are walking around the U.S.
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like zombies okay that's enough of that so all you're really doing is is revealing I didn't think
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there was any upside to the drug epidemic in America I didn't think that there was any real silver
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lining to it I thought it was just bad all the way through all the way down just bad bad bad
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and it turns out that there is a small silver lining and that is that uh it's stopping people
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from coming here it's like the one good thing that we could say about the fact that our cities
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are in fact infested with drug-addled zombies I'm not saying that that makes it worth it I'm not
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saying that but at least there's there there's something I don't know we could be optimists about
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it do I care that foreigners don't like America or have a low opinion of it no I don't I always love
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these kinds of videos from um people by the way people like this who claim to I've traveled all
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over the world and let's shut up you you've you've you've been in tourist spots like you're not
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actually trying to make yourself out there's some kind of world traveler discovering the world you
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know you went to Cancun you went to whatever you you stopped in Indonesia for two days for whatever
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reason not quite sure why you'd want to visit there but it's true that we have a drug epidemic that's
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true um our our cities are crime infested cesspools uh that all of that is true I'd still rather live
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here than Indonesia and I know that she would because that's why she came back but the question
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is whose fault is that America is not a real place because why can we be 18 years old go to war buy an
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AR-15 but god forbid we sip on a white club America is where a presidential candidate can get the most votes
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and still not be president America is where people only care about immigrants if they're not white
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America is where they decide to build bulletproof classrooms instead of adjusting the gun laws
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god forbid America is where a geriatric man who should be in adult diapers in a nursing home
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can be president and in charge of our nuclear codes okay okay before we address that I think my
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is my hamburger done that has been cooking this whole time in this video that we shot all at the
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same time not on two different days you guys didn't do like a veggie patty did you it is not a veggie patty
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I can I can guarantee you that bon appetit what the hell is on rye bread barbecue bacon burger is
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that meatloaf this is not good rancher this is this is some sort of a bait and switch going on here
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I don't know what the hell kind of meatloaf that is but that that's not a hamburger
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so somebody ate my hamburger and they gave me this now I see why you guys wanted to do this whole bit
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I should have known I actually thought you know what I actually thought you're gonna really bring
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me a hamburger this this is how stupid I am all right chips are good though I agree with her on
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that last point uh that about our aging vegetable of a president of course it's not unprecedented
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though like plenty of uh countries have senile or have had senile leaders I assume you're voting for
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Trump then I mean yeah he's old as hell too but he's not senile I am a young vibrant man given that
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you've recognized this problem with America that we have a president with dementia that's a real
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problem are you going to do something yourself to address that problem no of course not I I am
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more sure than I've ever been sure of anything that that this woman is not going to vote for Donald
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Trump despite noticing the problems you want to know what's funny in the most unironic way is I hate
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America so much the quality of life is so bad that I'd be willing to commit treason for free I'd be
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giving away government secrets like it's a Black Friday deal you know my little jingle will be it's
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the season for some treason I would do anything to get out of this country um hang on a second
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you'll do anything to get out of this country and so you'll commit treason it's treason
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do you think that's the punishment for treason do you think that's what you think that's what
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happens when you commit when you're found guilty of treason you think they go well you committed
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treason mister now you you get on out of here and don't come back get on out of here now like you
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think that's what happens when you commit treason I mean you must think that otherwise you wouldn't
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be publicly announcing on social media that you want to commit treason which I have to say I have
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never wanted anyone to commit treason I don't encourage anyone I would I don't encourage anyone
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to engage in any kind of criminal activity least of all treason I'm not encouraging that I don't want
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it but I'm also not going to do anything to dissuade you of your belief here um you know if you decide
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to learn the hard way well go ahead um I somewhat look forward to that that's it those are all the
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videos that I can stomach right now and we can put patriotic music under this part this is the moral
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of the story America isn't perfect it has serious problems in fact uh problems that are driven in part by
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the kinds of people that are complaining about it right now but it is our home it's our country
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and I love my country and in any effort to improve America that is not driven by a love of the country
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that you're trying to improve will fail that's what we've all learned and also we've learned that
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tiktok and everyone on it and everyone responsible for giving me this should be put on a rocket ship and
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sent into the sun to burn anyway god bless America