The Matt Walsh Show - May 27, 2024


Matt Walsh Reacts To Anti-American TikToks ｜ Memorial Day Edition


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12 minutes

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Word count

2,528

Sentence count

10

Harmful content

Misogyny

1

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Hate speech

11

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Summary

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In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and discuss TikTok videos and the current state of the country. They also talk about how immigrants are figuring out that life in America sucks.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 We're out here like we've done for the last couple of years and so what are we
00:00:10.920 doing? We're making some hamburgers and we're gonna take a look at some TikTok
00:00:14.240 videos. Our friends at Good Ranchers have supplied us with the hamburger patties
00:00:19.320 as always very delicious. Of course the problem is that this year you know our
00:00:23.880 friends from the ground the cicadas have emerged after 17 years and so I can
00:00:27.440 barely hear myself talk over the sound of the cicadas. For some reason we're
00:00:30.740 right underneath a tree where there's like literally there's 10 million
00:00:35.660 cicadas and you don't want it you don't want to be under a tree anyway when
00:00:38.720 you're grilling so none of this makes any sense and we're just I'm talking about
00:00:42.800 TikTok videos like why do I need to be at a grill outside screaming over cicadas
00:00:47.120 to talk about TikTok videos it makes no sense I don't this is crazy I don't the
00:00:51.260 audio is gonna be let's be honest why don't I just go inside I'm just gonna go
00:00:54.560 inside we do this inside we don't need to be out here quit are you gonna you're
00:00:59.120 just gonna make things you'll make the burgers okay good I'll go inside and I'll
00:01:02.660 talk about TikTok videos and uh you can just make the burgers and I'll eat them
00:01:06.320 inside okay
00:01:10.660 all right so we're back uh in comfortable environment away from the cicadas we're
00:01:16.160 playing TikTok videos is what we're supposed to do these uh these TikTokers
00:01:19.460 are not happy with America they're not just angry they're disappointed but also
00:01:23.660 angry mainly angry so let's hear what they have to say
00:01:26.660 it's all because f*** you America for making me pay or for making me work four 1.00
00:01:31.540 f***ing jobs
00:01:32.500 four jobs
00:01:35.160 while I'm in college in rural f***ing Tennessee and I can barely pay my own rent and I
00:01:43.000 and I'm taking 19 credit hours on top of those four f***ing jobs and I still can't graduate 0.58
00:01:51.660 on time and I still can't graduate early even though I'm taking 21 credit hours
00:01:57.000 it's not fair it's not fair anymore it's never been fair not in my lifetime
00:02:10.200 and will it ever be fair no because I'm a woman in America
00:02:15.120 oh my god I just want to live in peace America and I will one day
00:02:25.100 probably somewhere else anyways look how cute my nails are
00:02:29.000 name the time or place that you would like to go being a woman where you think you would have
00:02:39.880 more rights and live in more luxury and comfort than you do right now as to the question that the
00:02:44.780 young lady asks will it ever be fair um nope no it won't be and not because you're a woman in
00:02:51.380 America like that's helping you okay the system is far more concerned about fairness for you than
00:02:58.420 it's ever been for anyone ever but still it won't be fair um because life isn't fair and you know
00:03:04.940 that's that's the old cliche that many of us grew up hearing our dads tell us and that I say to my own
00:03:10.740 kids all the time it's a it's a dad tradition but you know what it doesn't mean that the inverse is
00:03:15.280 true so I say life isn't fair I'm not saying that life is unfair it isn't fair but it's also not unfair
00:03:19.520 life is life and you either accept that reality and move on and live your life and and uh and try to be
00:03:25.340 a functional person or you can whittle away your existence screaming about how unfair everything is
00:03:30.840 it's all about profit it's all about games I came in January 2015 I still don't have any friends
00:03:39.300 I don't have not one friend I'm gonna tag the creator below and please go watch her whole video
00:03:44.040 because it's important put simply America sucks and here's the thing immigrants are figuring that 0.72
00:03:49.820 out much quicker than they were before I'm gonna tell you a very quick story I heard of somebody from
00:03:55.500 Peru who walked here was here for one month and said F this country I'm going back he was sold on
00:04:03.900 the idea of the United States and then realized oh my god there's no free college everything's about
00:04:08.240 profit there's no health care he realized all the problems that Peru had at least it was beautiful and
00:04:14.500 he had time to relax so guess what yeah he went back home it used to take immigrants maybe 30 years 0.99
00:04:21.160 I've been here 30 years to realize this I wish you could just shut your big immigrant spirits in 1.00
00:04:26.820 one month flat you have lost your place in the world and you just don't know it yet okay then then
00:04:31.880 leave then just get the out like why just we don't want you leave go I'm gone go then I am go I'm gone
00:04:40.440 I'm not even arguing with you we won't even argue over the points a lot of what was just said there was
00:04:44.360 untrue but um you know no free health care like actually uh the plenty of immigrants come here 1.00
00:04:52.400 illegal immigrants and they just go to the emergency room and they get free health care
00:04:54.960 uh and they never pay for it like so there is that but but we don't need to get into the specifics uh
00:05:00.340 you okay so they just leave that's fine uh he's been here for 30 years he doesn't like it so just
00:05:04.220 leave stop whining and leave turn around and walk walk back to Peru or wherever and by the way
00:05:08.100 so you're telling me that you walked here from Peru walked from Peru and you didn't do your
00:05:14.700 research before you came you you had to get here to find out that we supposedly don't have free
00:05:19.880 health care we don't have free college you couldn't have like do they not have any kind of internet
00:05:25.100 access in Peru you can't there's no you can't check you can't stop at a library somewhere along the way
00:05:31.240 you didn't have a chance to stop and do a little bit of research you had to come here so you were
00:05:35.920 wondering does America have a free health care and free college well I guess I should walk there
00:05:41.920 and find out and then he got here and looked around hey is there a free health care free college here
00:05:46.380 no damn it then he just turned around and walked home is that what that's the least efficient we live
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00:06:43.840 it once was I've got some bad news for people who don't travel internationally the world hates us
00:06:47.940 okay we're not the big dog we don't have the clout that we once had we aren't even like statistically
00:06:52.840 on top of anything education or anything anymore and I've traveled a lot internationally over covid
00:06:58.660 obviously I stopped and there's always been an underlying tone that America is dangerous but you
00:07:04.540 know we were in Hollywood so a lot of the media that is consumed by people in other countries is still
00:07:08.520 American however I'm on my first international trip since covid and it has gotten worse I have heard
00:07:15.200 from every nationality that America is dangerous but I arrived in Indonesia which is a country that you 0.99
00:07:22.480 know a lot of people aim to get out of and go to America and the first thing that my taxi driver
00:07:26.360 says to me is that he's afraid of America because of all the poppy seeds that we're taking and all
00:07:31.440 the jazz powder that people are using and he's convinced that people are walking around the U.S.
00:07:36.280 like zombies okay that's enough of that so all you're really doing is is revealing I didn't think
00:07:43.020 there was any upside to the drug epidemic in America I didn't think that there was any real silver
00:07:47.460 lining to it I thought it was just bad all the way through all the way down just bad bad bad
00:07:52.460 and it turns out that there is a small silver lining and that is that uh it's stopping people
00:07:57.160 from coming here it's like the one good thing that we could say about the fact that our cities
00:08:05.640 are in fact infested with drug-addled zombies I'm not saying that that makes it worth it I'm not
00:08:09.480 saying that but at least there's there there's something I don't know we could be optimists about
00:08:13.120 it do I care that foreigners don't like America or have a low opinion of it no I don't I always love
00:08:18.400 these kinds of videos from um people by the way people like this who claim to I've traveled all
00:08:22.840 over the world and let's shut up you you've you've you've been in tourist spots like you're not 0.90
00:08:27.340 actually trying to make yourself out there's some kind of world traveler discovering the world you
00:08:31.600 know you went to Cancun you went to whatever you you stopped in Indonesia for two days for whatever
00:08:35.960 reason not quite sure why you'd want to visit there but it's true that we have a drug epidemic that's
00:08:40.540 true um our our cities are crime infested cesspools uh that all of that is true I'd still rather live
00:08:47.820 here than Indonesia and I know that she would because that's why she came back but the question
00:08:52.020 is whose fault is that America is not a real place because why can we be 18 years old go to war buy an
00:08:58.460 AR-15 but god forbid we sip on a white club America is where a presidential candidate can get the most votes
00:09:04.680 and still not be president America is where people only care about immigrants if they're not white
00:09:09.600 America is where they decide to build bulletproof classrooms instead of adjusting the gun laws 0.67
00:09:15.740 god forbid America is where a geriatric man who should be in adult diapers in a nursing home 1.00
00:09:20.760 can be president and in charge of our nuclear codes okay okay before we address that I think my
00:09:25.760 is my hamburger done that has been cooking this whole time in this video that we shot all at the
00:09:31.020 same time not on two different days you guys didn't do like a veggie patty did you it is not a veggie patty
00:09:35.300 I can I can guarantee you that bon appetit what the hell is on rye bread barbecue bacon burger is
00:09:42.380 that meatloaf this is not good rancher this is this is some sort of a bait and switch going on here
00:09:47.860 that's meatloaf I know meatloaf when I see it
00:09:50.860 I don't know what the hell kind of meatloaf that is but that that's not a hamburger
00:09:58.280 so somebody ate my hamburger and they gave me this now I see why you guys wanted to do this whole bit
00:10:02.620 I should have known I actually thought you know what I actually thought you're gonna really bring
00:10:05.220 me a hamburger this this is how stupid I am all right chips are good though I agree with her on
00:10:11.760 that last point uh that about our aging vegetable of a president of course it's not unprecedented
00:10:16.460 though like plenty of uh countries have senile or have had senile leaders I assume you're voting for
00:10:22.820 Trump then I mean yeah he's old as hell too but he's not senile I am a young vibrant man given that
00:10:29.620 you've recognized this problem with America that we have a president with dementia that's a real
00:10:34.320 problem are you going to do something yourself to address that problem no of course not I I am
00:10:41.380 more sure than I've ever been sure of anything that that this woman is not going to vote for Donald
00:10:46.400 Trump despite noticing the problems you want to know what's funny in the most unironic way is I hate
00:10:51.240 America so much the quality of life is so bad that I'd be willing to commit treason for free I'd be
00:10:57.000 giving away government secrets like it's a Black Friday deal you know my little jingle will be it's
00:11:02.120 the season for some treason I would do anything to get out of this country um hang on a second
00:11:06.380 you'll do anything to get out of this country and so you'll commit treason it's treason
00:11:12.900 do you think that's the punishment for treason do you think that's what you think that's what
00:11:18.940 happens when you commit when you're found guilty of treason you think they go well you committed
00:11:23.600 treason mister now you you get on out of here and don't come back get on out of here now like you 0.75
00:11:29.560 think that's what happens when you commit treason I mean you must think that otherwise you wouldn't
00:11:33.740 be publicly announcing on social media that you want to commit treason which I have to say I have
00:11:39.620 never wanted anyone to commit treason I don't encourage anyone I would I don't encourage anyone
00:11:43.320 to engage in any kind of criminal activity least of all treason I'm not encouraging that I don't want
00:11:47.140 it but I'm also not going to do anything to dissuade you of your belief here um you know if you decide
00:11:53.820 to learn the hard way well go ahead um I somewhat look forward to that that's it those are all the
00:12:01.800 videos that I can stomach right now and we can put patriotic music under this part this is the moral
00:12:05.520 of the story America isn't perfect it has serious problems in fact uh problems that are driven in part by
00:12:12.500 the kinds of people that are complaining about it right now but it is our home it's our country
00:12:17.260 and I love my country and in any effort to improve America that is not driven by a love of the country
00:12:26.640 that you're trying to improve will fail that's what we've all learned and also we've learned that
00:12:32.140 tiktok and everyone on it and everyone responsible for giving me this should be put on a rocket ship and
00:12:39.660 sent into the sun to burn anyway god bless America