The Matt Walsh Show - December 14, 2024


Matt Walsh's ＂Am I Racist？＂ THE GAME! (Uncut Edition)


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M.I.Racist is the only game that uses science to prove who is and who is not racist. Our contestants will be asked a series of questions that will determine who wins the game. This episode features: Columbia produces the most cocaine in the world. Over half of all serial killers in the United States from 1900 to 2010 were white.

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00:00:00.360 M.I. Racist!
00:00:07.600 Welcome to the show, M.I. Racist, the only game that uses science to prove who is and who is not racist.
00:00:15.060 Our contestants will be asked a series of questions.
00:00:17.860 Whomever answers the most questions correctly wins the game.
00:00:22.000 Let's meet them now.
00:00:23.380 Siakka.
00:00:26.220 Bryson, everybody.
00:00:27.480 Justine, everybody.
00:00:31.780 And loser of Mortal Kombat, Jacob, everybody.
00:00:36.960 Question number one.
00:00:38.480 Per 2014 statistics, Columbia produces the most cocaine in the world.
00:00:43.760 Is that right or is that racist?
00:00:46.940 Since that's the second thing behind coffee that I know come out of Columbia, I'm going to say yes.
00:00:52.320 That's right.
00:00:53.460 Columbia produces the most cocaine.
00:00:55.500 I think that's right.
00:00:56.160 I think that's big facts.
00:00:56.920 Those are very big facts indeed.
00:00:58.780 That is right.
00:01:00.040 Matt, I'm going to have to say that is right.
00:01:02.640 And I watched the show Narcos and that was...
00:01:06.140 Wait, we don't need the whole story.
00:01:06.980 That is correct.
00:01:07.800 That is right.
00:01:08.980 Well, I've seen quite a bit of movies that deal with drug running.
00:01:13.340 So I'm going to have to go ahead and say that that is right.
00:01:16.880 That's right.
00:01:17.400 You got that one right.
00:01:18.260 Columbia.
00:01:18.900 Off to a good start.
00:01:19.740 Turns out Columbia not only first, but produces more than second place Peru and third place Bolivia combined.
00:01:26.960 Racism!
00:01:27.560 Question number two.
00:01:28.480 Question number two.
00:01:30.780 70% of Indian Americans over the age of 25 have a college degree, making them the most educated group of Asian immigrants in America.
00:01:40.420 Is that right or is that racist?
00:01:44.240 Well, you know, Indians, they really be, they know how to code and stuff.
00:01:47.400 Are Indians classified as Asians?
00:01:48.960 From the country of India?
00:01:50.520 Yeah.
00:01:50.960 Where do you think India is, Jacob?
00:01:54.800 Well, Matt, when I went and visited Princeton, there were a lot of Asian Americans and Princeton is highly renowned for being a good school.
00:02:02.840 So I'm going to say that is also right.
00:02:05.060 You did say activist.
00:02:06.500 So I do know my statistics.
00:02:08.680 I'm going to say yes, Matt.
00:02:11.240 I'm going to say that's, that's right.
00:02:13.740 That is right.
00:02:15.140 70% of Indians got college degrees.
00:02:18.060 They're definitely number one on a household income.
00:02:20.540 I'm going to say that's a fact.
00:02:22.280 That's right, you mean?
00:02:23.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:23.820 That's the rules of the game.
00:02:24.540 You're saying that's right?
00:02:25.720 Yes.
00:02:26.220 Turns out that is indeed right.
00:02:28.880 Fair.
00:02:29.260 Let's go.
00:02:30.260 Another one.
00:02:32.560 Racist!
00:02:33.800 Once convicted, black people on average receive sentences 40% longer than white offenders of the same crimes. 0.99
00:02:40.840 Is that right or is that racist?
00:02:43.720 That is racist?
00:02:46.160 Why do you say that?
00:02:47.660 It just feels...
00:02:48.960 Turns out you're right.
00:02:49.680 That is racist.
00:02:52.180 No, I think that's just reaching and trying to make it seem like black people have it worse off than they do.
00:02:55.860 I think that's a racist statement to make.
00:02:57.940 I think your explanation was racist.
00:02:59.360 But you're also right.
00:03:00.260 That is racist.
00:03:02.580 So I'm going to say that's racist.
00:03:04.740 Yes, that is true.
00:03:07.200 Sorry, Siaka.
00:03:07.940 Oh.
00:03:08.420 Racist.
00:03:08.740 On average, the sentences for convicted blacks are only 10% longer than convicted whites.
00:03:14.220 Racist.
00:03:15.640 Next question.
00:03:17.200 Over half of all serial killers in the United States from 1900 to 2010 were white.
00:03:23.700 Depending on which definition of serial killers, I feel like that's racist too, low key.
00:03:26.940 My head says I shouldn't, but my heart says true.
00:03:32.440 Yes.
00:03:33.100 I'm going to go with that is right.
00:03:35.340 Well, I guess it would be how you define a serial killer.
00:03:38.220 Because is it like the quota of how many people that they kill?
00:03:41.320 Well, yes.
00:03:41.760 That's how you would define it.
00:03:42.780 Okay.
00:03:43.020 If that's how you define it, then I would say that that's incorrect because gang violence often results in a lot of deaths.
00:03:48.180 So I would say that that's not true.
00:03:50.040 I think that's a racist statement to make.
00:03:51.800 That's right.
00:03:52.600 Let's go.
00:03:53.560 Wait, no.
00:03:53.920 I'm saying it was a statement was right.
00:03:55.700 You're wrong.
00:03:56.200 Oh, I'm wrong.
00:03:56.800 Okay.
00:03:57.080 Well, white people, over half of serial killers, we love to do the serial killing. 0.89
00:04:02.320 Racist.
00:04:03.500 Question number five, I think.
00:04:07.560 Kim Jong-il sentenced his uncle to death by feeding him to a pack of 120 dogs.
00:04:14.760 Is that right or is that racist?
00:04:17.200 Well, Kim Jong-il is a crazy maniac.
00:04:19.560 So I'm going to go with yes, he did.
00:04:21.340 That's racist.
00:04:22.280 Oh, no.
00:04:23.120 He didn't.
00:04:24.520 He just shot him.
00:04:26.160 I'm going to say sure.
00:04:26.940 Yeah.
00:04:27.200 Let's go with right.
00:04:28.140 You finally got one wrong.
00:04:29.360 That is racist.
00:04:30.780 The dog number is kind of crazy, but I'm going to go ahead and say that that's right.
00:04:33.740 That's racist.
00:04:34.480 That is racist.
00:04:36.760 It sounds like it's racist, but you know what?
00:04:38.700 Because it's him, Kim Jong-un.
00:04:41.080 That's how you pronounce it correctly?
00:04:42.140 Kim Jong-il.
00:04:43.240 Il?
00:04:43.740 This was the distinguished father of the current dictator.
00:04:47.040 Oh.
00:04:47.620 Kim Jong-un.
00:04:48.440 This was his father.
00:04:50.020 It's a fact.
00:04:50.820 I think it's a big fact.
00:04:51.980 Yeah.
00:04:52.900 I think it's...
00:04:54.000 He did it.
00:04:55.360 It's correct.
00:04:56.640 It's the right answer.
00:04:57.280 I understood your answer.
00:04:58.080 It's just wrong, unfortunately.
00:04:59.620 What?
00:05:00.020 That is racist.
00:05:01.840 Dang.
00:05:02.820 Well, as reported by the newspaper, the Korean government says it's false.
00:05:06.080 And we know we can trust the North Korean government.
00:05:09.840 Turns out he wasn't fed to dogs.
00:05:11.380 He was just simply shot in the head.
00:05:13.460 Not so bad.
00:05:14.720 Racist!
00:05:15.880 Next question.
00:05:17.000 All right.
00:05:17.720 Over 50% of Uber drivers are either black or Hispanic.
00:05:22.720 I want to say that's racist.
00:05:25.760 That is correct.
00:05:27.440 That is, in fact, racist.
00:05:29.240 Oh, for sure.
00:05:30.460 For sure.
00:05:31.360 That's wrong.
00:05:31.920 That is racist.
00:05:32.880 What?
00:05:33.900 Man, no.
00:05:35.140 I don't believe that one.
00:05:36.140 I ain't gonna lie to you, Big Dog.
00:05:37.360 So I'm gonna say that is racist.
00:05:39.660 Matt, you got me on this one.
00:05:41.060 It's really tight.
00:05:41.560 This is gonna be a shot in the dark.
00:05:43.340 I'm going with no.
00:05:44.860 It's not true.
00:05:46.060 That's right.
00:05:46.660 That is racist.
00:05:48.080 I knew it.
00:05:48.760 Only 18% are black and 14% are Hispanic.
00:05:53.620 Thankfully, not a lot of Asian Uber drivers. 1.00
00:05:56.660 Isn't that the truth?
00:05:57.440 They're bad at driving.
00:05:58.760 Racist!
00:06:00.460 Next question.
00:06:01.460 As reported by the Huffington Post in 2014,
00:06:04.060 roughly 60% of adult black females wear wigs, extensions, or weaves.
00:06:11.440 I've seen quite a bit of videos of fights on Twitter.
00:06:16.460 Oh, and you think that's representative of the whole population?
00:06:18.100 I don't know.
00:06:18.920 That's not what I'm saying.
00:06:19.880 That's not what I'm saying.
00:06:20.520 The videos of black women fighting each other and tearing their weaves, 1.00
00:06:24.040 that's representative of the whole population, but that's what you're saying.
00:06:26.760 A video does not come to memory where a weave did not fly off.
00:06:30.020 How many of these videos are you watching?
00:06:31.360 I mean, Twitter's been around for a while, and those videos get a lot of views.
00:06:35.640 So I'm gonna have to say that that is right.
00:06:38.660 And if I'm wrong, it's gonna look really bad.
00:06:39.960 Oh, well, that's racist. 0.61
00:06:41.100 But it's also right.
00:06:42.380 It's also right.
00:06:43.880 I hate to say it.
00:06:44.660 Sorry, Mom.
00:06:45.240 I think that's right.
00:06:46.480 I'm gonna have to say that is true, Matt.
00:06:48.900 That's right.
00:06:50.560 Unbelievable.
00:06:54.320 Roughly 60% of adult black females wear wigs, weaves. 1.00
00:06:59.240 Facts.
00:07:01.780 You ain't got it.
00:07:02.460 Don't even keep reading.
00:07:03.680 Yes.
00:07:04.820 That's right.
00:07:05.400 They do that.
00:07:05.840 That's a lot of wigs and weaves. 1.00
00:07:10.640 Racist.
00:07:12.080 Question.
00:07:13.400 Cinco de Mayo is the celebration of Mexico's Independence Day.
00:07:18.880 Is that right?
00:07:19.960 Or is that racist?
00:07:21.080 Oh, that's right, Matt.
00:07:22.180 That is right.
00:07:23.260 I know that one.
00:07:24.480 You do not know that one.
00:07:25.880 That is racist.
00:07:27.300 It's not just a drinking holiday?
00:07:29.540 How dare you?
00:07:29.900 I want to say it is.
00:07:31.940 I thought it was a day we just eat, everybody eat tacos and stuff.
00:07:35.140 But I guess for sake of the game, I mean, Cinco de Mayo is like a big celebration.
00:07:40.120 Independence Day for Hispanics.
00:07:41.540 I'm gonna say, let's get it.
00:07:43.620 That's the one.
00:07:45.340 That is racist because it shows that whoever wrote the question does not have a knowledge
00:07:50.780 of the beautiful Mexican culture.
00:07:52.800 Cinco de Mayo is the day of the dead, not Independence Day.
00:07:56.000 Well, we'll have to go to judges for that because you're correct, that's racist, but
00:08:01.500 then your explanation was totally wrong.
00:08:03.160 Cinco de Mayo is not the day of the dead.
00:08:04.780 So judges, are we counting that as there are no judges out there?
00:08:08.220 It's nobody.
00:08:08.740 It's actually just me.
00:08:10.680 I'm going to say that that's, so you get that one wrong, unfortunately.
00:08:15.340 Is that how they dress up at the school?
00:08:16.860 Well, here's a lesson.
00:08:18.260 There's a lesson in this because you had it right, but then you kept talking.
00:08:21.320 So just stop with the talking and you would have been fine.
00:08:23.920 And it's the celebration of their army's victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla in
00:08:29.560 1862.
00:08:30.980 Well, I guess I'm...
00:08:32.040 Your whole life, people have been staring...
00:08:33.320 Why do you think people have been staring at you like you're a moron your whole life?
00:08:36.700 Because of this.
00:08:38.940 Next question.
00:08:39.700 Raceman!
00:08:41.300 According to the 1994 to 1996 study of factors affecting watermelon consumption in the United...
00:08:50.580 Don't look at me that way.
00:08:51.560 I didn't make these questions.
00:08:54.640 Okay.
00:08:55.000 I can at least give you a pass on that then.
00:08:57.100 Factors affecting watermelon consumption in the United States.
00:09:00.720 African-Americans consume the most watermelon across all demographics on a per capita basis.
00:09:08.400 Look, I'm going to go with everyone loves watermelon.
00:09:10.720 That's racist, Matt.
00:09:12.120 And that is correct.
00:09:13.820 Yeah!
00:09:14.180 Come on! 0.61
00:09:15.340 I know my people!
00:09:16.540 I know my people!
00:09:18.420 Well, as a non-watermelon eater, I get shamed for it by family, friends, and a bunch of
00:09:25.480 other people.
00:09:26.120 So I'm going to say that's a fact just from personal experience.
00:09:29.900 Well, turns out that's racist.
00:09:32.300 Dang! 0.99
00:09:33.460 What was the number again, please?
00:09:35.140 They consume the most.
00:09:36.060 The number is most.
00:09:36.620 They just consume the most?
00:09:38.020 The most.
00:09:38.880 The most.
00:09:39.840 Just the most watermelons.
00:09:41.060 That's bad.
00:09:41.840 I kind of want to say right, just because stereotypes are generally rooted in some types of
00:09:46.180 Of course you want to say right.
00:09:46.640 Of course you want to say right.
00:09:47.360 And that is wrong.
00:09:48.120 That is racist.
00:09:49.220 That is racist.
00:09:50.760 It's actually Asians who eat the most watermelons.
00:09:54.280 We're really leaning into the stereotypes, aren't we?
00:09:56.860 That's literally the point of the game.
00:10:00.240 I'm going to have to go ahead and say that's right, because there are a few foods that are
00:10:03.380 stereotypical, and I think there's some truth.
00:10:05.280 Oh, wow.
00:10:05.580 Is that what you think?
00:10:06.280 You think the black people are eating all the watermelons? 1.00
00:10:08.220 Because you saw that in your racist cartoons with your racist...
00:10:11.240 Come on, you see that.
00:10:11.860 Did you see that one?
00:10:12.540 Did you see that in Twitter videos too, did you?
00:10:14.260 You see the memes.
00:10:15.260 Well, you can talk all you want, because that's still racist.
00:10:18.860 Per the study, it's actually Asians who eat the most watermelon.
00:10:22.440 However, 78% of malt liquor is consumed by black people.
00:10:27.880 Made that one up too, but it's probably right.
00:10:31.620 Racism!
00:10:32.180 In Taiwan, 10 last names are shared by over 50% of the population.
00:10:38.600 Is that right, or is that racist?
00:10:40.120 That feels right.
00:10:41.580 10 last names are shared by over 50%.
00:10:44.800 Facts.
00:10:45.920 I've been wrong a lot, so I'm going to go against my gut here, and I'm going to say that is not
00:10:49.440 true.
00:10:49.660 I'm going to say that they have a diverse set of last names over there.
00:10:52.460 Once again, you talked yourself out of a right answer, because that was right.
00:10:56.040 No, I'm going to go with that's right, Matt.
00:10:58.520 Pretty offensive assumption, and it turns out to be correct.
00:11:01.560 Yeah, come on, we're balling over here. 0.82
00:11:05.920 Let's go, let's go.
00:11:07.340 The 10 names are Chen, Lin, Huang, Cheng, Li, Wang, Wu, Lu, Sai, and Yang.
00:11:14.620 Hashtag pots and pans.
00:11:18.080 That's on the card.
00:11:19.060 You can't blame me.
00:11:19.840 That's on the card.
00:11:20.520 That was on the card.
00:11:22.400 Asians are catching a lot of strays.
00:11:24.320 Yeah, you know.
00:11:24.920 Hopefully not to eat them, though.
00:11:26.600 Oh, man.
00:11:27.900 Racism!
00:11:29.280 Next question.
00:11:29.900 On a percentage basis, black kids aged between 20 and 25 years old are more likely to deal
00:11:36.020 drugs than white kids of the same age.
00:11:40.460 I'm going to go ahead and give that one a big old W fax.
00:11:44.780 Can you just say that's right?
00:11:46.440 Righteous.
00:11:48.020 That's right.
00:11:49.580 You say that's right.
00:11:50.740 That's right or racist.
00:11:52.620 Both.
00:11:52.980 You go in jeopardy if they answer the form of a question, or they kick you out.
00:11:56.140 This is a real game show.
00:11:57.400 Okay, okay, okay.
00:11:58.080 I'm sorry.
00:11:58.480 It is the correct answer.
00:12:00.160 That's right.
00:12:01.180 Let's just say that.
00:12:02.360 That's right.
00:12:02.900 That's right.
00:12:03.460 That's right.
00:12:04.360 No, it's not right.
00:12:05.340 It's racist.
00:12:07.280 I might say that's right, just culturally.
00:12:09.820 That's racist.
00:12:11.080 Um, I have listened to a lot of hip-hop growing up, Matt.
00:12:13.880 I'm going to say that's true.
00:12:15.280 That's racist.
00:12:16.420 That is racist.
00:12:17.760 Dang it.
00:12:18.260 It is, it is right, but I'm not racist for saying that because Obama said that in a speech,
00:12:23.120 so I get a pass in saying it, too.
00:12:24.720 Both you and Obama are racist.
00:12:27.340 That is racist.
00:12:28.960 Survey says 6.6% of whites age 12 to 25 sold drugs, 5% of blacks the same age.
00:12:34.040 Obama left.
00:12:34.440 So we're dealing the drugs and we're doing the serial killing.
00:12:36.620 We got it all covered.
00:12:37.580 We got all the bases covered, don't we?
00:12:39.600 Racist!
00:12:41.020 Next question.
00:12:42.660 The average alcohol consumer in Ireland has 39 drinks per week, the highest among any nation.
00:12:48.260 I want you to know, before you answer this, I am of Irish descent.
00:12:52.220 My family is from Ireland.
00:12:53.960 I cherish my family deeply.
00:12:55.280 So is that right or is that racist?
00:12:57.960 Well, Matt, I am also Irish and I want to proudly say that's right.
00:13:02.300 That's 100% right, Matt.
00:13:03.660 That is 100% racist.
00:13:05.180 Oh.
00:13:05.960 What?
00:13:06.800 I'm going to say that's, I'm going to say that's, that's right.
00:13:09.040 I mean, every Irish person I know gets drunk all the time. 1.00
00:13:13.960 So I'm going to just say that is correct.
00:13:16.180 That is racist.
00:13:17.100 That is very racist.
00:13:18.660 In fact, drinkers from Mali, an African Muslim nation, consume 39 drinks per week.
00:13:24.160 The Irish only consume 21.
00:13:26.340 Though, as an Irish person myself, I'm trying hard to make the difference.
00:13:30.360 Am I racist?
00:13:32.320 Yeah, I mean, well, I think we're getting there, yeah.
00:13:34.720 Racist!
00:13:35.940 Question.
00:13:36.280 Among all religious groups, Muslims account for the highest percentage of the total prison
00:13:42.640 population in the United States.
00:13:45.280 Is that right or is that racist?
00:13:48.100 So considering the fact that when most people go in, they may not have a religion, but when
00:13:53.240 they come out Muslim, I'm going to say that's right, Matt.
00:13:57.200 A lot of folk get in prison and convert to Muslim, so I think that's it. 1.00
00:14:00.200 I think that's right.
00:14:02.180 I'm going to go with racist.
00:14:03.800 That is correct.
00:14:04.560 That is racist.
00:14:05.400 No, I guess, I think I would say that's wrong, because Muslims don't make up such a high 1.00
00:14:09.720 percentage in the United States compared to the rest of them.
00:14:11.560 That is correct.
00:14:12.460 It is racist.
00:14:13.860 Racist!
00:14:15.260 Well, ladies and gentlemen, the judges have tabulated the results, and now it's time to
00:14:20.240 announce the winner of Am I Racist?
00:14:24.160 And that winner is Justine, ladies and gentlemen.
00:14:28.080 But Justine is the winner of Am I Racist.
00:14:30.220 Good try, guys.
00:14:32.220 Good try.
00:14:32.940 Okay.
00:14:34.940 Okay, Justine, you have won your own box of Am I Racist.
00:14:39.820 There you go.
00:14:40.280 Thank you so much.
00:14:41.080 I am also surprised that it was a woman who won. 0.88
00:14:45.980 Not surprised that she's white, though. 0.91
00:14:47.280 I'm just kidding.
00:14:48.540 So, not really.
00:14:50.000 Okay.
00:14:50.960 Thank you so much to all the contestants.
00:14:52.500 Thank you to everybody at home.
00:14:53.300 And remember, get your own copy of Am I Racist at dailywire.com.
00:14:57.540 See you next time, folks.
00:14:58.440 Thank you.
00:14:58.900 Thank you.