The Matt Walsh Show - September 01, 2023


Reviewing WOKE Kids Shows with Matt Walsh - Part Two


Episode Stats

Length

6 minutes

Words per Minute

187.60394

Word Count

1,128

Sentence Count

91

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

In the first episode of Season 2 of the new season of The Proud Family on Disney+, Patrick introduces his new co-host and co-producer, Alex, and explains why he chose to leave the show, why he left it, and why he doesn t want to do it again.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Like, I'd heard things like, oh, you know, they won't let you show this at a Disney show.
00:00:04.280 And I'm like, okay.
00:00:05.340 So I was a little, like, sus when I started.
00:00:07.920 Our leadership over there has been so welcoming to, like, my, like, not at all secret gay agenda.
00:00:14.660 And so, like, I feel like I felt like I don't have to be afraid to, like, let's have these two characters kids.
00:00:21.360 Let's do it.
00:00:22.040 This doesn't look too good, Patrick.
00:00:32.540 We were doomed from the start.
00:00:35.460 The Proud Family was originally a kid show on the Disney Channel back in the early 2000s.
00:00:39.120 It was canceled in 2005.
00:00:40.640 And then in 2022, it became just the latest reboot that nobody needed, nobody asked for, nobody wanted.
00:00:46.680 I don't want to, I don't want to do this anymore.
00:00:48.700 The rebooted Proud Family, which can be found now on Disney+, promises to be louder and prouder.
00:00:54.880 And it certainly fulfills at least half of that promise.
00:00:57.640 And here it is.
00:00:59.200 Slaves built this country.
00:01:00.420 And we, the descendants of slaves in America, have earned reparations for their suffering.
00:01:04.600 And continue to earn reparations every moment we spend submerged in the systemic prejudice, racism, and white supremacy.
00:01:11.400 That America was founded with and still has not atoned for.
00:01:14.840 Slaves built this country.
00:01:16.380 Not only field hands, but carpenters' mazes.
00:01:19.000 Blacksmith's music.
00:01:19.740 These are just some tips and tricks and techniques that I've learned over eight or more years now of having been growing a beard.
00:01:26.500 Beards are very different.
00:01:27.840 Our account is still outstanding.
00:01:29.780 Because this country was built on slavery, which means...
00:01:32.320 Slaves built this country.
00:01:34.180 And we demand our 40 acres and a mule.
00:01:37.160 Rump that.
00:01:38.000 You can keep the mule.
00:01:39.000 Keep the 40.
00:01:39.800 We're taking our freedom.
00:01:41.040 Just some nice, wholesome children's content.
00:01:43.720 Most importantly, and it is really necessary that we emphasize this, slaves did not build this country.
00:01:50.540 How dare you!
00:01:51.800 The building started in the 1400s when the first European explorers sailed across treacherous and uncharted seas to discover these lands.
00:01:58.360 It continued with the European settlers in the 1500s and 1600s who built a life for themselves in this unknown wilderness facing untold threats and, for many of them, certain death.
00:02:08.360 This country was built by the colonists and the American revolutionaries.
00:02:11.500 It was built by war and conquest, by discovery, by diplomacy, by industry.
00:02:16.160 The country was built by the people who made it into the world's great power in the 20th century, who won world wars and brought about peace and economic prosperity.
00:02:23.360 It was built by many people over many centuries.
00:02:26.380 And for a portion of that history, some people in some parts of the country owned slaves.
00:02:32.420 That certainly is not enough to justify the claim that the slaves built the country.
00:02:37.000 It never happened.
00:02:38.080 It's fiction.
00:02:38.780 To make that claim is to erase nearly everyone who really did build the country.
00:02:42.780 It's to paper over America's actual history with your grievance-mongering nonsense.
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00:03:34.780 Now, if the mere historical fact of slavery automatically means that the country was built by slavery and forever is indebted to slaves and their descendants, then, of course, the same must be said about every nation on the planet.
00:03:47.020 There is no race, no people, no nation anywhere in the world who does not inherit the guilt of slavery.
00:03:55.460 We all did it.
00:03:56.260 As I will never tire of pointing out, the only thing that makes America's relationship to slavery unique is how comparatively quickly we abolished it and the lengths we went to abolish it.
00:04:07.420 God bless America.
00:04:09.340 You notice something.
00:04:10.040 You notice how I didn't use the word we when talking about the people who did build the country.
00:04:15.460 I didn't come here on the Mayflower.
00:04:16.900 I wasn't on the Lewis and Clark expedition.
00:04:18.960 I didn't fight in the Civil War.
00:04:20.200 I didn't storm the beaches of Normandy.
00:04:21.920 People who looked kind of like me did, but I didn't.
00:04:24.880 So I don't take credit for their achievements or claim their accolades, just as I don't pretend to have experienced their suffering or felt their pain.
00:04:32.860 I stand at the end of this long line of triumph and sacrifice.
00:04:37.600 I am its beneficiary, and so are you, whatever your race.
00:04:41.880 Yet in that Disney song, that's not really a song, we hear the word we being used.
00:04:48.500 And this is always the case with the race hustlers.
00:04:50.580 They talk about the long-ago sufferings of people they never met and who they missed meeting by a century and a half, and they say we and us.
00:04:59.180 But no, it's not a we or an us situation because you were not enslaved.
00:05:03.280 It may have happened to your ancestors, but if you go back a little further, you may just as well find that your ancestors did it to others.
00:05:09.460 Damn hypocrites, make me sick!
00:05:11.240 This is the problem of trying to claim your entire lineage as if it all happened to you,
00:05:16.300 is that you cannot isolate this one particular moment in your ancestry and take direct ownership of it,
00:05:22.980 speaking about it as if you were there, without owning all of the rest of your ancestral history.
00:05:28.600 So, alternatively, you can choose to stand in the present,
00:05:32.260 appropriating neither your ancestors' achievements, nor their sufferings, nor their sins.
00:05:39.980 It's your choice, really.
00:05:41.780 You've got two paths, and one gives you a chance at living a happy and successful life.
00:05:47.140 The other keeps you wallowing pathetically in self-pity, obsessing over resentments that don't belong to you.
00:05:53.900 It's up to you.
00:05:54.400 All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.