The Matt Walsh Show - September 14, 2024


These Upper Class And Leftist Celebrities Are Actively PUSHING Anti-White Racism


Episode Stats

Length

23 minutes

Words per Minute

179.67255

Word Count

4,192

Sentence Count

320

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

41


Summary

A year ago, Robin Williams began filming his new movie, Am I Racist? The goal of the movie was to go deep undercover into the world of racism, and show how bad the problem really is. To prove to you how big of an issue racism is, I wanted to take you on a trip down memory lane of some recent real-world examples of anti-white racism.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 A year ago, I began filming my new movie, Am I Racist?
00:00:02.800 The goal of the movie was to go deep undercover into the world of DEI
00:00:05.920 and show how bad the problem really is.
00:00:08.420 There'll be some moments in the movie that just seem too crazy to be real,
00:00:11.160 but I assure you it is all real and it has been a real problem for a while.
00:00:15.440 To prove to you how big of an issue DEI is,
00:00:17.700 I wanted to take you on a trip down memory lane
00:00:20.340 of some recent real-world examples of anti-white racism.
00:00:24.080 But before we do that, check out the trailer for Am I Racist?
00:00:27.680 Visit amiracist.com to check out showings and buy tickets at a theater near you.
00:00:32.000 Now enjoy the trailer.
00:00:33.240 Republicans or Nazis, you cannot separate yourselves from the bad white people.
00:00:38.220 Growing up, I never thought much about race.
00:00:40.100 It never really seemed to matter that much, at least not to me.
00:00:42.780 Am I racist?
00:00:43.940 I would really appreciate it if you left.
00:00:45.220 I'm trying to learn along this journey.
00:00:47.220 If I'm going to sort this out, I need to go deeper undercover.
00:00:51.520 Don't say I'm racist.
00:00:52.980 Joining us now is Matt, certified DEI expert.
00:00:56.260 Here's my certifications.
00:00:57.240 What you're doing is you're stretching out of your whiteness.
00:01:00.320 This is more for you than this for you.
00:01:01.300 Is America inherently racist?
00:01:02.840 The word inherent is challenging there.
00:01:04.820 I want to rename the George Washington Monument to the George Floyd Monument.
00:01:07.980 America is racist to its bones.
00:01:09.860 So inherently.
00:01:10.700 Yeah, this country is a piece of...
00:01:12.240 White folks.
00:01:14.840 White trash.
00:01:15.340 White supremacy.
00:01:16.140 White woman.
00:01:16.700 White boy.
00:01:17.220 Is there a black person around here?
00:01:18.540 What's a black person right here?
00:01:19.860 Does he not exist?
00:01:22.640 Hi, Robin.
00:01:23.200 Hi.
00:01:23.540 What's your name?
00:01:24.500 I'm Matt.
00:01:24.920 I've always had to ask who you are because you have to be careful.
00:01:27.600 Never be too careful.
00:01:28.480 They're going to say you're racist.
00:01:29.440 Buy your tickets now.
00:01:30.520 In theaters September 13th.
00:01:31.820 Rated PG-13.
00:01:33.020 Well, during all the recent controversies surrounding Kanye West and his statements,
00:01:37.380 we have heard quite a lot about the dangers of demonizing and scapegoating entire groups
00:01:42.500 of people.
00:01:43.400 We've heard condemnations of hate and of hateful language.
00:01:46.380 We've heard that there's a rising tide of hate and prejudice and that it's getting worse
00:01:51.040 by the day, especially now that Elon Musk has taken over Twitter.
00:01:54.460 Allegedly, that's made it all worse.
00:01:56.480 And it's true, of course, that we shouldn't demonize groups.
00:02:00.040 That part is true.
00:02:01.200 I agree with the people who warn against such bigotries.
00:02:05.060 The problem is that many of those people do not agree with themselves.
00:02:09.780 And if they are wondering why their anti-hate sermons, their homilies of love and togetherness
00:02:15.620 tend to fall on deaf ears as the alleged hate tide continues to rise despite their protests,
00:02:21.780 they may want to take a long look in the mirror.
00:02:24.760 The fact is that the very system now thrown into hysteria about the dangers of fanatical
00:02:30.740 racism has itself fanatically promoted racism for many years and continues to do so today.
00:02:37.240 Now, you can call this whataboutism.
00:02:40.360 I don't really care.
00:02:41.500 I am unapologetically saying whatabout.
00:02:44.380 Whatabout is a perfectly valid argument that needs to be brought up very often.
00:02:48.600 So what about the openly genocidal racism that the corporate media, Hollywood, academia,
00:02:54.520 the left generally pushes without apology and without shame every single day?
00:02:59.620 What about it?
00:03:00.680 Are we ever going to talk about it?
00:03:02.400 Are any of the eager denouncers ever going to get around to denouncing that?
00:03:07.440 Well, I know the answer, but I asked the question anyway, rhetorically.
00:03:10.460 Last night, thanks to a repost from Chris Ruffeau, a video went viral of a Rutgers professor
00:03:15.760 named Brittany Cooper speaking at an online conference hosted by a popular website called
00:03:20.420 The Root.
00:03:21.200 Now, this video is actually from a year ago, went viral back then, but, and I may have
00:03:26.560 even mentioned it on the show back then, but the ensuing outrage, almost entirely coming
00:03:30.800 from conservatives on social media, amounted to absolutely nothing.
00:03:35.380 Cooper was not fired, was not suspended, was not denounced, or even lightly reprimanded.
00:03:40.920 Nothing.
00:03:41.980 She's still teaching college students today.
00:03:44.300 This in spite of the fact that she was on camera preaching the most virulent form of
00:03:48.900 anti-white racism imaginable.
00:03:52.240 Just watch.
00:03:53.000 I think that white people are committed to being villains in the aggregate.
00:03:56.940 The real sort of issue here, and I, you know, I've heard people sort of say it is one, I
00:04:01.600 think that white people viscerally fear.
00:04:03.720 It's not that white people don't know, right?
00:04:05.920 What they have done.
00:04:07.080 They know.
00:04:07.680 They fear that there is no other way to be human, but the way in which they are human,
00:04:13.920 which is to, so, you know, like you talk to white people and whenever you really want
00:04:17.560 to have a reckoning about it, they say stuff like, you know, it's just human nature.
00:04:21.680 If y'all had all of this power, you would have done the same thing, right?
00:04:25.980 And it's like, no, that's what white humans did.
00:04:28.800 White human beings thought there's a world here and we own it.
00:04:32.740 Prior to them, black and brown people have been sailing across oceans, interacting with
00:04:38.020 each other for centuries without total subjugation, domination, and colonialism.
00:04:43.200 We have seen what a show this iteration of treatment of other human beings means and that
00:04:53.860 my hope is that we would do it differently, you know, in the moments when we have some power.
00:05:00.860 White people are committed to being villains, she says.
00:05:04.240 Now put any other group in that sentence and she loses her job.
00:05:09.580 Black people are committed to being villains.
00:05:12.500 Asian people are committed to being villains.
00:05:15.000 Gay people are committed to being villains.
00:05:18.080 Jews are committed to being villains.
00:05:21.300 Literally any other group at all in that sentence and it becomes the sort of statement that her
00:05:26.760 career cannot survive.
00:05:28.240 And we haven't even heard the worst of it yet, not even close.
00:05:32.320 Perhaps more troubling given her profession is the hallucinatory version of world history
00:05:37.880 that Brittany Cooper, who refers to herself, by the way, as Professor Crunk, offers up.
00:05:42.160 And we haven't heard the worst of that yet either.
00:05:44.700 She says that black and brown people were sailing around the world and interacting with each other
00:05:48.580 without wars of conquest, without subjugation, without colonization.
00:05:52.680 There's nothing to say about that claim except that it is totally, absurdly, ridiculously false.
00:06:00.080 There is not a shred of truth to it.
00:06:02.720 Whichever groups qualify as black or brown, especially those groups that lived in North
00:06:07.240 America or Africa, what we know for certain is that they were slaughtering and enslaving
00:06:11.920 each other without mercy since time immemorial.
00:06:15.160 European empires did not invent the idea of subjugating a foreign land and turning it into
00:06:21.020 a vassal state.
00:06:22.360 And they didn't even practice the most brutal form of the practice.
00:06:25.920 This was utterly commonplace across the entire globe for millennia.
00:06:30.500 So Professor Crunk is either so dumb as to qualify as medically brain damaged, or she's a
00:06:36.700 hateful, lying propagandist, or perhaps some combination of both.
00:06:40.200 And that's what I suspect.
00:06:40.920 She continues by offering her solution to the white problem, her final solution, we might
00:06:47.280 say.
00:06:48.240 Listen.
00:06:49.080 That's the thing that white people don't trust us to do because they are so corrupt.
00:06:54.120 You know, their thinking is so morally and spiritually bankrupt about power that they can't let, you
00:07:00.160 know, they fear viscerally, existentially letting go of power because they cannot imagine that there's
00:07:06.580 another way to be.
00:07:07.720 It is either that you dominate or you are dominated.
00:07:11.180 And isn't it sad that that is spiritually who they are and that they can't imagine a sort of
00:07:16.780 more expansive notion of the world?
00:07:18.560 The thing I want to say to you is we got to take these motherfuckers out.
00:07:21.680 But I know, but like, we can't say that, right?
00:07:23.860 We can't say, like, I don't believe in a project of violence.
00:07:27.340 I truly don't.
00:07:28.480 Because I think in the end that our souls suffer from that.
00:07:31.220 The world didn't start when white people arrived in America and tried to tell all the rest
00:07:36.840 of us how things were going to go.
00:07:39.100 There were people out here making worlds, Africans and indigenous people being brilliant and, you
00:07:45.720 know, libraries and inventions and, you know, vibrant notions of humanity and cross-cultural
00:07:51.780 exchange long before white people showed up being raggedy and violent and terrible and
00:07:55.760 trying to take everything from everybody.
00:07:57.400 So we hear again her fantasy land alternate retelling of world history, adding in the
00:08:02.220 detail that Africans somehow made it to North America before Europeans.
00:08:06.500 She then imagines that indigenous people had libraries, which would be difficult considering
00:08:10.980 that most of the tribes didn't even have a written language, much less that they have
00:08:14.820 books.
00:08:15.720 And she says that they lived peacefully until raggedy white people introduced violence to
00:08:19.800 the Western Hemisphere.
00:08:21.080 And she's right.
00:08:21.860 You know, North America was entirely free of violence before first contact with Europeans,
00:08:26.320 free of violence if you don't count scalping, cannibalism, human sacrifice, rape, pillage,
00:08:32.880 murder, war, slavery, conquest, etc.
00:08:35.140 Other than all of that, it was quite peaceful, really.
00:08:38.940 Not that Professor Kronk is an advocate of peace.
00:08:41.360 She says herself that she really wants to take these mother effers out, that they are corrupt
00:08:47.660 and she wants to take these mother effers out.
00:08:49.500 Again, just imagine black people are so corrupt.
00:08:52.680 We need to take these mother effers out.
00:08:54.300 Gay people are so corrupt.
00:08:56.260 We need to take these mother effers out.
00:08:58.180 Jews are so corrupt.
00:08:59.500 We need to take these mother effers out.
00:09:02.260 Any of those statements and you are done forever.
00:09:06.280 You're never getting another job.
00:09:07.600 You're getting deplatformed from everything.
00:09:09.940 You're losing your bank accounts.
00:09:11.640 You are losing everything.
00:09:14.800 Unless you put white people in there.
00:09:16.300 The only reason she stopped short of fully promoting such a strategy is that she can't say that,
00:09:22.760 she says.
00:09:23.300 And besides, she's worried that exterminating white people might be injurious to the souls
00:09:27.820 of their exterminators.
00:09:29.480 And she's right about that second part, but not the first.
00:09:31.500 In fact, she can say that she wants to murder all white people.
00:09:34.680 She did say it.
00:09:35.560 And she suffered no consequence, whatever, for doing so.
00:09:40.380 Later in the video, she speaks wistfully and hopefully about the coming end of whiteness
00:09:44.320 and assures herself and the audience that, you know, eventually white people will be extinct
00:09:49.480 and non-white people can get back to living in peace without the, quote, inconvenience of their presence.
00:09:56.360 It is, again, in summary, a genocidally hateful and racist diatribe.
00:10:02.140 She is calling for, or at the very least, fantasizing openly about, the extermination of an entire race of people.
00:10:11.000 And she presented this to a media publication on video and suffered no consequence for it.
00:10:17.620 You can, in fact, in this country, openly call for the extermination of white people
00:10:22.240 without the slightest worry that any legal, professional, or reputational damage will result.
00:10:28.680 Just ask Nick Kennan.
00:10:30.800 He is currently, as he has been for several years, the host of The Masked Singer on Fox.
00:10:35.440 He's had high-paying, high-profile jobs on national TV for the better part of this century.
00:10:41.880 And yet, infamously, he has openly called white people savages
00:10:45.860 and postulated that their lack of, quote, melanin makes them subhuman.
00:10:51.020 Let's just take a trip down memory lane and watch this again.
00:10:53.080 It's from a couple of years ago.
00:10:54.620 And here's what Nick Cannon said.
00:10:56.860 Melanin comes with compassion.
00:10:58.740 Melanin comes with soul, that we call it.
00:11:00.600 We call it soul.
00:11:01.420 We soul brothers and sisters.
00:11:03.120 That's the melanin that connects us.
00:11:04.600 So the people that don't have it are a little, and I'm going to say this carefully,
00:11:10.240 are a little less, and where the term actually comes from,
00:11:16.920 because I'm bringing it all the way back around to Minister Farrakhan,
00:11:20.040 to where they may not have the compassion or when they were sent to the mountains of Caucasus,
00:11:27.320 when they didn't have the power of the sun, that the sun then started to deteriorate them.
00:11:35.380 So then they're acting out of fear.
00:11:39.120 They're acting out of low self-esteem.
00:11:42.760 They're acting out of a deficiency.
00:11:46.420 So therefore, the only way that they can act is evil.
00:11:50.160 The only way they have to rob, steal, rape, kill, and fight or flight in order to survive.
00:11:56.400 So then these people who didn't have what we had,
00:12:00.460 and when I say we, I speak of the melanated people,
00:12:03.780 they had to be savages.
00:12:05.880 They had to be barbaric.
00:12:08.660 Because they're in these Nordic mountains.
00:12:10.820 They're in these rough, torrential environments.
00:12:14.640 So they're acting as animals.
00:12:17.240 So they're the ones that are actually closer to animals.
00:12:20.880 They're the ones that are actually the true savages.
00:12:24.520 They're acting as animals, says the guy that has like 10 kids with six different women or something.
00:12:29.540 After that podcast interview, Nick Cannon did, for a short period, lose his job,
00:12:34.320 which he quickly regained and has gotten back to his TV career without any issue.
00:12:38.160 But the momentary slap on the wrist only came because during the same podcast,
00:12:43.160 he said that black people are, quote, the true Hebrews,
00:12:46.080 which is an incoherent talking point.
00:12:48.020 We've also heard from Kanye West.
00:12:49.100 Also, not nearly as vicious or hateful as what he said about white people generally.
00:12:53.920 So Cannon was chastised for the true Hebrews comment.
00:12:57.500 He even briefly lost his job for it.
00:12:59.820 But there was never any chastisement, never any denouncement from any notable person or organization
00:13:05.180 for literally calling all white people subhuman animalistic savages.
00:13:10.580 Because that's the kind of thing you're allowed to say.
00:13:13.280 Not just allowed to say, but rewarded for saying.
00:13:18.660 Anti-white bigotry is not simply tolerated, it is celebrated.
00:13:21.760 Professor Kronk and Nick Cannon aren't living in a vacuum.
00:13:24.720 These viciously anti-white sentiments can be heard from celebrities,
00:13:28.820 from college professors, from government officials, and many others.
00:13:31.720 The sentiments are expressed out loud, enacted into law.
00:13:34.920 They are set as policy, embedded into the system.
00:13:37.740 The Biden administration gave out COVID relief,
00:13:39.600 according to a racial hierarchy, with whites at the bottom,
00:13:42.560 where I suppose these savage animalistic villains belong.
00:13:45.540 As far as interracial violence goes, all the hate leading to violence.
00:13:48.920 Well, okay, let's talk about that.
00:13:50.940 Twice as many white people fall victim to interracial homicide as committed.
00:13:55.660 And that's just homicides.
00:13:57.380 We haven't even, you know, we've seen many videos of groups of people in one race
00:14:01.400 stomping the hell out of an individual of another race.
00:14:04.480 But the victim in those videos is almost always white.
00:14:07.920 We have rarely, if ever, seen it go the other way.
00:14:11.500 Certainly not recently.
00:14:13.060 What this tells us is that anti-white racism is permissible in our culture.
00:14:17.780 It is the only totally permissible bigotry that remains.
00:14:21.420 And because it is permissible, it is also dangerous.
00:14:24.760 It is the most dangerous.
00:14:28.240 You know, there are other kinds of bigotry that exist.
00:14:31.120 But if society generally condemns a form of bigotry,
00:14:36.780 then the danger that bigotry can pose is very much mitigated.
00:14:41.760 Because it is condemned by almost everyone,
00:14:44.740 and certainly by almost all the most powerful people.
00:14:48.800 Somehow it goes with anti-white racism.
00:14:49.980 And nobody who speaks out against racism and bigotry,
00:14:55.540 and yet neglects to specifically denounce anti-white racism,
00:15:00.080 should be taken seriously.
00:15:03.780 That's what this comes down to.
00:15:06.000 If you're wondering why, nobody can take you seriously.
00:15:10.000 It's because you see what we just played there,
00:15:12.460 and you either don't care,
00:15:13.860 or you applaud.
00:15:17.960 And that's why.
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00:16:39.640 A viral controversy yesterday erupted on social media
00:16:43.600 as a former NFL running back
00:16:45.340 by the name of Rashard Mendenhall
00:16:46.800 tweeted something extremely racist.
00:16:48.520 He tweeted,
00:16:48.860 I'm sick of average white guys commenting on football.
00:16:52.280 Y'all not even good at football.
00:16:54.000 Can we please replace the pro bowl
00:16:55.520 with an all black versus all white bowl
00:16:57.860 so these cats can stop trying to teach me
00:17:00.200 who's good at football?
00:17:01.500 I'm better than your goat.
00:17:04.060 I think he means goat like greatest of all time,
00:17:06.520 not an actual goat on a farm.
00:17:09.760 Although he did not,
00:17:11.240 he wrote in the lowercase,
00:17:13.440 so I don't know.
00:17:14.780 Now, again, obviously very racist.
00:17:16.980 It's also funny coming from this guy,
00:17:19.760 like he's complaining about average white guys,
00:17:21.600 but during his NFL career,
00:17:23.380 he was the epitome of average.
00:17:25.580 He played for six years,
00:17:27.020 which is like,
00:17:27.740 and then he washed out of the league,
00:17:28.860 which is pretty average.
00:17:30.100 Yards per carry for his career
00:17:31.360 was less than four,
00:17:32.660 about 3.9 yards per carry,
00:17:34.440 very average.
00:17:35.880 He had like maybe one or two good years
00:17:37.580 and the rest were unremarkable.
00:17:39.740 And that's, you know,
00:17:42.340 and it's like it all equals out to very average.
00:17:44.560 He's best known for fumbling the ball
00:17:46.340 in the Super Bowl,
00:17:47.660 costing his team the game,
00:17:48.820 Steelers.
00:17:49.780 And it was a fumble that was caused
00:17:51.260 by a hit from a white defender.
00:17:53.880 So I don't know if that's maybe
00:17:55.100 where all this animosity is coming from.
00:17:56.820 I don't know.
00:17:58.080 And it is also worrying
00:17:59.260 when you see tweets like this.
00:18:00.320 Like it's worrying to see
00:18:01.380 just how open and casual people are
00:18:03.620 with their anti-white racism these days.
00:18:05.960 Like it's getting worse over time.
00:18:07.620 That's all by design, of course.
00:18:09.280 And that's really the headline here.
00:18:10.680 If there is a headline
00:18:11.620 to be found in some washed up
00:18:14.600 former NFL player being racist,
00:18:16.480 that's the headline.
00:18:17.640 With that said, though,
00:18:19.000 since he brought up the subject,
00:18:20.360 I have to say,
00:18:22.420 and like many others,
00:18:23.700 you know, I was kind of,
00:18:24.280 I was actually thinking about this.
00:18:26.220 And an all black versus all white game
00:18:29.860 would be kind of interesting.
00:18:31.960 And, you know,
00:18:33.320 I think our roster would be much more impressive
00:18:36.380 than most people seem to think.
00:18:38.840 I kind of like our squad.
00:18:40.200 I got to be honest.
00:18:40.860 Like, I kind of like it.
00:18:41.960 I mean, you know,
00:18:42.940 starting quarterback,
00:18:43.840 we got Josh Allen.
00:18:45.140 Obviously running backs,
00:18:46.120 Christian McCaffrey is probably
00:18:47.320 going to be the MVP
00:18:47.980 or should be the MVP.
00:18:49.280 He's the best running back in the league.
00:18:50.840 So already we've got Allen
00:18:51.680 and McCaffrey back there.
00:18:52.800 So the whites are doing pretty well
00:18:54.080 as far as that goes.
00:18:55.220 The O-line is no problem.
00:18:57.460 You can easily fill that out.
00:18:59.320 You get out
00:19:00.080 and then you get to tight end,
00:19:01.460 the tight end position.
00:19:02.960 And it's just,
00:19:03.720 it's an embarrassment of riches.
00:19:05.240 I mean, Kittle, Kelsey,
00:19:06.680 Mark Andrews, if he's healthy,
00:19:07.720 Hawkinson, Laporta.
00:19:09.620 So we're going to run
00:19:10.340 three and four tight end sets all game.
00:19:12.660 And we're a little more thin
00:19:14.320 at the wide receiver position.
00:19:15.360 Cooper Cup, though,
00:19:16.000 we're going to have him there.
00:19:17.080 And we'll be compensating, though,
00:19:18.240 with a lot of tight ends.
00:19:19.060 We'll also have Christian McCaffrey
00:19:20.140 running routes out of the backfield.
00:19:22.120 So I think we're in pretty good shape.
00:19:23.540 Then you flip it
00:19:23.940 to the other side of the ball,
00:19:24.720 I think the front seven
00:19:25.640 of the all-white squad
00:19:26.860 is going to be good.
00:19:29.300 We're in real good shape
00:19:30.660 with the pass rush
00:19:31.960 because we'll have
00:19:32.520 the Bosa brothers,
00:19:33.520 Watt, Crosby.
00:19:34.940 So we're getting to the quarterback
00:19:35.800 all day long
00:19:36.600 on the white squad.
00:19:37.720 The big issue, obviously,
00:19:38.940 is going to be on the back end,
00:19:40.580 like the defensive backfield.
00:19:42.240 There are,
00:19:43.740 and I checked just to make sure,
00:19:45.720 there are no white cornerbacks
00:19:48.060 in the league at all.
00:19:49.700 Like, they don't exist.
00:19:52.180 I think the last one
00:19:53.460 was in, like,
00:19:55.040 might have been Jason Sehorne
00:19:56.320 in, like, 2002 or something.
00:19:58.460 It's been a long time.
00:19:59.640 So we're going to have to get creative
00:20:00.500 in the backfield,
00:20:01.680 find some guys on a practice squad,
00:20:04.020 throw some linebackers
00:20:04.880 back in coverage.
00:20:05.960 And we're going to have to get
00:20:06.580 to the quarterback
00:20:07.000 is what we're going to have to do.
00:20:08.180 It's just not,
00:20:08.880 it's like he's going to have
00:20:10.360 to get rid of the ball quickly
00:20:11.320 because we're going to have
00:20:11.740 to get to the quarterback,
00:20:12.880 put a lot of pressure on him.
00:20:14.280 But keep in mind something else.
00:20:16.460 Championship squad
00:20:17.360 has to be great
00:20:18.400 in all three phases.
00:20:20.100 Defense, offense, special teams.
00:20:22.040 And I think the white squad
00:20:24.680 is doing well
00:20:25.120 on special teams.
00:20:25.940 Like, we've got,
00:20:26.620 so the whites,
00:20:27.620 we don't have any cornerbacks.
00:20:29.260 Black squad,
00:20:29.800 you have no kickers.
00:20:30.800 So you're in trouble.
00:20:31.600 You got no field goal kickers.
00:20:32.520 You got no punters.
00:20:33.440 We got all that.
00:20:34.520 We got kickers and punter,
00:20:35.580 punters all day.
00:20:37.480 So black squad gets into a situation
00:20:40.340 where they got,
00:20:41.000 you know,
00:20:41.240 where they're deep in their own,
00:20:42.520 in their own,
00:20:43.180 on their own side of the field
00:20:44.360 and they got to,
00:20:44.980 you know,
00:20:45.260 it's fourth and 10 or something.
00:20:47.440 What are they going to do?
00:20:47.960 They can't punt.
00:20:49.400 So they're going to be in,
00:20:50.260 they're going to be in,
00:20:50.800 in four down territory
00:20:51.640 the entire game.
00:20:53.200 Maybe that works in their favor.
00:20:54.220 Maybe it doesn't.
00:20:55.080 I'm looking at a high scoring game.
00:20:56.300 I think it's probably 47 to 40.
00:20:57.940 Who has the 47?
00:20:58.800 I think it could kind of go either way.
00:21:00.440 There are some question marks here though.
00:21:02.020 Like,
00:21:02.400 what do you do about
00:21:04.820 Pacific Islanders?
00:21:08.340 There's like one Asian guy
00:21:09.540 in the NFL.
00:21:10.560 He's a kicker also.
00:21:12.360 Where do you put them?
00:21:14.400 I think probably
00:21:15.360 they,
00:21:16.260 they just can't play.
00:21:17.280 I think we have to just exclude them.
00:21:18.940 And so it could be a bonding moment
00:21:20.660 for the black and white squads
00:21:21.940 because like,
00:21:22.440 they're going to come together
00:21:23.320 to discriminate against
00:21:24.540 these other two groups,
00:21:25.740 which that doesn't happen very often.
00:21:27.060 So,
00:21:27.620 you know,
00:21:27.860 there's that opportunity there.
00:21:29.200 I think we got to,
00:21:29.760 they just,
00:21:30.320 you know,
00:21:30.560 for this game,
00:21:31.200 I think like,
00:21:31.720 it's not fair to put them
00:21:32.620 on either side.
00:21:33.900 So they're not going to be involved.
00:21:36.820 Real interesting question
00:21:37.740 is the biracial players.
00:21:39.080 Like,
00:21:39.260 what do you do about Patrick Mahomes?
00:21:40.820 Biracial.
00:21:41.760 Both teams are going to want him.
00:21:43.100 What do you do about that?
00:21:44.720 I think the fairest thing
00:21:46.260 is whatever race
00:21:49.720 the player's mother is,
00:21:51.260 is what team they're on.
00:21:52.520 So white mom
00:21:53.360 means they're on the white team.
00:21:54.260 Black mom means they're on the black team.
00:21:55.720 Which I think means that,
00:21:57.120 that the white squad
00:21:58.200 gets Patrick Mahomes,
00:21:59.100 I'm pretty sure.
00:22:00.100 And here's the best part of all.
00:22:02.280 That coming off the bench
00:22:03.940 for the white team
00:22:04.920 could be
00:22:06.220 Colin Kaepernick.
00:22:07.320 Now,
00:22:07.720 I wouldn't want him to throw the ball at all
00:22:08.980 because he sucks,
00:22:09.820 but I just want him to have one snap
00:22:12.260 on the white team.
00:22:13.440 Just because that'd be hilarious.
00:22:14.640 And it'd make the whole thing worth it.
00:22:16.820 And you imagine the situation,
00:22:17.640 that's the Rudy.
00:22:18.780 That's the Rudy moment.
00:22:20.020 That's the twist ending.
00:22:21.980 Imagine the white squad
00:22:23.200 wins
00:22:23.940 in the racial scrimmage
00:22:25.380 and Colin Kaepernick
00:22:27.700 is
00:22:28.500 carried out
00:22:29.660 triumphantly
00:22:30.480 on the shoulders
00:22:31.940 of the white team.
00:22:33.500 It'd be a lot of fun.
00:22:34.820 You have to,
00:22:35.220 you have to admit.
00:22:36.360 So,
00:22:36.720 Rashard Mendenhall
00:22:37.340 is
00:22:37.740 a terrible racist.
00:22:40.700 But at the same time,
00:22:42.220 it's not the worst idea
00:22:44.080 in the world.
00:22:45.200 Let's just be honest.
00:22:45.860 Let's just be honest.
00:22:49.900 Let's just be honest.