The Megyn Kelly Show - Meghan Markle's $100K Grift, George Clooney's Controlling Wife, and Minnesota Somali Daycare Fraud

00:00:00.000 Well, my friends, welcome back to Spot On with Link.

00:00:03.920 Lauren, it's our last episode of the year.

00:00:07.360 Okay, I don't know about you.

00:00:08.860 2025 has felt a thousand years long,

00:00:11.420 but it's also gone by in an instant.

00:00:13.600 I feel like I'm crawling on broken glass

00:00:15.620 to get to the end of this year.

00:00:17.360 Okay, we have a few days left, okay?

00:00:19.100 2025 has felt like a mix of that show Survivor,

00:00:22.760 Naked and Afraid, Fear Factor, Wipeout.

00:00:25.640 Like we're all just trying to get to the end of this year.

00:00:28.180 I read your comments.

00:00:29.040 You guys know I read all of your comments.

00:00:30.580 I read on Instagram, on X, on TikTok, everywhere.

00:00:33.380 People have had a hard time this year, right?

00:00:34.900 People have experienced loss.

00:00:36.080 They've had high highs and low lows.

00:00:38.040 I think we're all just ready for a fresh start.

00:00:40.860 I hope that all of our problems from 2025

00:00:43.160 don't follow us into the new year.

00:00:45.260 I'm always delusional on New Year's Eve, I think.

00:00:47.980 When the clock strikes 12, okay,

00:00:49.860 all my problems are gonna wash away.

00:00:51.940 Blank slate, tabula rasa, clean, but no.

00:00:55.600 I think we will have to still contend

00:00:57.240 with some of these issues,

00:00:58.000 but people need this break.

00:00:59.680 They need a little bit of downtime.

00:01:01.080 I hope you had an amazing, amazing, amazing Christmas

00:01:04.220 or Hanukkah to all of our Jewish viewers.

00:01:06.640 You know, Shabbat Shalom.

00:01:08.040 Christmas morning for me was very chill.

00:01:10.080 We got up.

00:01:10.920 We slept in a little bit.

00:01:12.080 We opened up some gifts.

00:01:13.300 Now, you guys know I always say

00:01:15.040 the best gifts come in really small packages, right?

00:01:18.400 Like diamonds and watches and things like that.

00:01:20.940 But I opened a small package and I thought,

00:01:23.940 oh my God, it's a ring.

00:01:25.120 It's a watch.

00:01:25.880 It's something fancy.

00:01:26.820 It's kind of heavy.

00:01:27.620 It's wrapped in nice paper.

00:01:29.040 Turns out it was a candle.

00:01:31.960 Turns out it was a candle.

00:01:33.860 I'm holding this box.

00:01:35.100 It's wrapped in paper with a bow.

00:01:36.700 I'm like, oh, it's a ring.

00:01:38.000 It is a ring.

00:01:39.660 Turns out it's a candle.

00:01:41.200 I will tell you guys though,

00:01:42.540 at least the candle came with a wick,

00:01:44.660 unlike Meghan Markle's candle.

00:01:46.500 So that was the inside joke.

00:01:47.860 I got other incredible Christmas gifts.

00:01:49.880 I got a keyboard.

00:01:51.020 So I'll maybe be doing some parody songs.

00:01:53.020 You might be doing some singing on the show.

00:01:55.160 I was actually thinking of doing a parody,

00:01:57.400 now that I have the keyboard,

00:01:58.880 of a hard knock life from Annie.

00:02:00.900 But it's going to be about being

00:02:02.000 Meghan Markle's publicist or assistant.

00:02:04.000 You know, it's a hard knock life.

00:02:06.560 She's walking around the house screaming at us

00:02:08.860 and wanting us to help her make her jams,

00:02:11.220 jellies, and dog biscuits.

00:02:12.260 So we might be doing that.

00:02:13.500 I got some clothes for Christmas.

00:02:14.700 I got this shirt.

00:02:15.800 Other than that, you guys,

00:02:16.600 I don't really care about material things,

00:02:18.440 but it is nice to get some clothes on Christmas

00:02:20.080 because I don't have that gay gene

00:02:21.820 where I love to go shopping.

00:02:23.120 In fact, I hate shopping.

00:02:24.380 If I'm in a store, okay,

00:02:25.760 if I'm in a store,

00:02:26.720 I'm there to get in and get out.

00:02:28.920 There's a reason I order clothes online.

00:02:30.780 I'll get t-shirts on Amazon.

00:02:32.300 I'll wear the same thing over and over and over

00:02:34.220 to the point where my friends and family are calling

00:02:35.980 and saying,

00:02:36.460 you've worn that shirt a hundred times

00:02:38.840 in a hundred videos in so many episodes.

00:02:41.520 So I hate shopping.

00:02:42.680 So it was nice to get some shirts

00:02:43.920 and some sweaters for Christmas.

00:02:45.440 And I will probably be wearing them

00:02:46.840 for decades and decades to come.

00:02:49.240 Now, I heard from many of you guys,

00:02:51.340 a lot of you said that you were with family on Christmas,

00:02:53.980 that you were stressed.

00:02:54.840 Some women were writing me saying

00:02:55.900 they were hiding out in a back room from their in-laws.

00:02:58.380 They're like, I'm hiding from my kids.

00:03:00.000 They need to go back to school.

00:03:01.880 Christmas break will not end.

00:03:03.600 And then some folks were alone on Christmas.

00:03:05.660 And I always say there is no shame

00:03:07.200 in being alone on Christmas.

00:03:08.840 New Year's is coming up.

00:03:09.740 There's absolutely no shame in that.

00:03:11.480 They're folks who are single.

00:03:12.820 They're widowed.

00:03:13.720 Their kids have moved on.

00:03:15.580 And so there's absolutely no shame in being alone.

00:03:17.780 And I mean, some women were writing me saying

00:03:19.140 they woke up on Christmas

00:03:20.300 and their husbands woke up wanting them to put out.

00:03:22.840 Okay, men, let me just tell you, okay,

00:03:25.240 your girlfriend or your wife,

00:03:27.000 she's been up all night doing the tree,

00:03:29.640 wrapping gifts, putting out, you know,

00:03:31.600 milk and cookies for Santa, prepping meals,

00:03:33.820 getting ready for your in-laws and family to arrive.

00:03:36.240 The last thing your girlfriend or your wife

00:03:38.460 wants to do on Christmas morning is put out.

00:03:40.740 Okay, the last thing she wants to do.

00:03:42.540 You can go stuff someone else's stocking.

00:03:44.900 That is the last thing that your girlfriend

00:03:46.300 or wife wants to do.

00:03:47.300 Okay, in fact, what she probably wants the most

00:03:49.020 for Christmas is to be left alone.

00:03:51.140 Okay, unless it is Santa Claus himself.

00:03:54.080 Unless Santa Claus himself is there,

00:03:56.440 your wife wants to be left alone

00:03:58.420 and she doesn't want to put out.

00:03:59.580 Okay, and I was thinking about this this morning.

00:04:01.900 Mrs. Claus, okay, Mrs. Claus is a very brave woman.

00:04:06.640 Okay, she sends her husband all around the world

00:04:10.660 all night long sliding down people's chimneys.

00:04:13.700 Okay, there's no wonder he comes home

00:04:15.820 smelling like a brothel

00:04:16.900 with every venereal disease under the sun.

00:04:19.200 Okay, you send your husband out

00:04:20.980 to every woman's home on earth in one night.

00:04:23.360 He's going to come home with something.

00:04:25.640 Okay, and there is a double standard

00:04:27.380 between men and women, right?

00:04:29.400 Like look at Mrs. Claus.

00:04:30.660 Mrs. Claus, she's let herself go a little bit.

00:04:33.340 She's gotten older.

00:04:34.560 Santa Claus, he can get old.

00:04:36.640 He can get fat.

00:04:37.840 He can grow a beard.

00:04:39.120 He can live in the North Pole.

00:04:40.560 Women are still throwing themselves at him.

00:04:42.180 Okay, this is the double standard

00:04:43.280 and ladies, you know this in society.

00:04:45.080 A man can get fat, old and hairy with a beard

00:04:48.420 as long as he's got a sleigh

00:04:49.960 and some elves in the workshop

00:04:51.260 and a nickel in his pocket.

00:04:52.700 He's still hot stuff.

00:04:54.100 Mrs. Claus, you know, she's washed up

00:04:56.020 the old bitty sitting at home in the North Pole.

00:04:58.100 She never even leaves the house.

00:04:59.560 She never even leaves the house.

00:05:01.620 I mean, you want to talk about Bush Noel.

00:05:03.320 You want to talk about a Bush Noel.

00:05:04.580 Well, Mrs. Claus probably hasn't been waxed

00:05:07.080 since the most requested gift

00:05:08.360 was a Teddy Ruxkin, okay?

00:05:09.980 Mrs. Claus, I don't think she's doing

00:05:11.820 a lot of maintenance up there

00:05:13.480 in the North Pole.

00:05:14.620 But let this be a lesson, okay?

00:05:19.240 To all the women out there,

00:05:20.660 don't send your husband around the world all night

00:05:23.340 sliding down people's chimneys, okay?

00:05:25.460 And Mrs. Claus, a little note to you, okay?

00:05:29.300 Go do some maintenance, change up your look.

00:05:33.260 Surprise him.

00:05:34.260 When Santa Claus comes home on Christmas morning

00:05:36.960 after traveling and gallivanting the globe,

00:05:40.020 dropping gifts off in people's houses,

00:05:41.720 eating all those cookies and milk, surprise him.

00:05:44.960 You know, surprise him with some lingerie.

00:05:47.020 Surprise him with an outfit, Mrs. Claus.

00:05:48.980 It's your job to spice it up, okay?

00:05:52.320 It is your job to spice it up.

00:05:54.240 So Santa and Mrs. Claus, we wish you the best.

00:05:57.320 I was also thinking this morning,

00:05:59.020 if I had kids, right, let's say I adopted,

00:06:02.460 you know, a little Somalian kid

00:06:03.640 because Somalian daycares are really in right now.

00:06:05.840 We're going to talk about that later in the show.

00:06:07.080 So I adopt a little Somalian kid,

00:06:08.640 you know, with the front teeth,

00:06:09.600 the eyes a little too close together.

00:06:10.760 I would probably not even tell my kids

00:06:13.260 Santa is a thing, okay?

00:06:14.760 I don't want my kid to think

00:06:16.520 that some stranger came to their house at night

00:06:18.720 to give them gifts.

00:06:19.820 You know, oh my God, thank you, Santa.

00:06:21.520 Thank you for the gift.

00:06:22.400 Thank you, Santa.

00:06:23.580 Thank me.

00:06:24.540 Thank dad.

00:06:25.360 Thank dad and mom, okay?

00:06:26.960 Thank daddy.

00:06:27.940 You want to thank Santa?

00:06:29.240 Okay, daddy had to sit on a podcast 20 years ago

00:06:32.060 selling chips and promo codes for vitamins

00:06:34.540 to buy you that Game Boy and PlayStation and Xbox.

00:06:37.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:38.240 And I'll be damned if I have a kid someday

00:06:40.620 and he's like, oh, thank you, Santa.

00:06:42.300 Thank you.

00:06:42.820 You work so hard.

00:06:44.460 No, mom and dad worked hard in this economy.

00:06:47.620 Okay, parents out there, I would love to hear from you.

00:06:50.100 Are you going to do the whole Santa routine?

00:06:51.840 I think first day, first day I bring my Somalian kid home,

00:06:56.400 Santa's not real, okay?

00:06:57.840 Just be glad you're here and not in Somalia, okay?

00:07:00.180 And shut it, okay?

00:07:01.140 You could be in Somalia, you know,

00:07:03.020 shucking corn or whatever they do over there.

00:07:04.640 Be glad you're living here in America.

00:07:06.440 So no, Santa, he's not real.

00:07:08.000 I'm not doing the whole Santa bit.

00:07:09.420 The last thing I want to say before we get into the show,

00:07:11.720 I finally got my copy of Interview Magazine

00:07:14.820 with Jeremy Allen White on the cover.

00:07:17.500 I was interviewed for this maybe two months ago

00:07:19.840 and I thought they're going to cut me.

00:07:21.020 There's no way they're going to include me

00:07:22.820 because when you're not liberal

00:07:24.520 and part of that kind of cool club,

00:07:26.500 especially me, you know, I'm gay, I'm conservative,

00:07:28.800 I'm more common sense.

00:07:30.180 There's no way.

00:07:30.900 There's no way I'm going to be featured

00:07:32.020 in like a cool New York City magazine

00:07:34.580 that the cool she-she people read,

00:07:36.660 but they did include me.

00:07:38.560 You know, I'm kind of at the back.

00:07:39.840 I'm a little bit at the back.

00:07:41.940 You know, let's see.

00:07:44.760 Where am I?

00:07:47.460 Here I am.

00:07:48.520 So I did an interview, picture of me.

00:07:52.880 They did a picture of me in front of Air Force One,

00:07:56.000 which I love.

00:07:56.780 I'm incredibly grateful for all the opportunities I've had

00:08:00.060 this year.

00:08:00.720 2025 has been an amazing year

00:08:02.060 and it's only because of the people who watch me

00:08:04.240 and support me, right?

00:08:05.760 Very seldom do people in my own business,

00:08:08.800 you know, give me a shout out, give me a retweet.

00:08:10.700 It's only because of you guys sharing and supporting me.

00:08:12.860 So I'm grateful to be included

00:08:14.800 because when you're conservative in any way, shape or form,

00:08:17.780 you're almost never included in things like this.

00:08:20.180 So I'm glad to be included.

00:08:21.740 Without further ado, let's dive into the show.

00:08:27.600 Before we get into Meghan Markle and George Clooney,

00:08:30.620 the big story this week, I think this year, this decade,

00:08:34.980 is the Somalian fraud that's gone down in Minnesota.

00:08:38.100 And Nick Shirley, he's an independent journalist.

00:08:40.180 He went there to Minnesota on the ground.

00:08:42.320 He went door to door to all of these daycare centers

00:08:45.000 that are Somalian owned.

00:08:46.420 There are no children there.

00:08:47.520 These daycare centers are getting millions and millions

00:08:49.580 and millions of dollars.

00:08:50.960 They have no kids.

00:08:51.800 It's all a fraud.

00:08:52.680 It's all a scam.

00:08:53.620 It's all a scheme, okay?

00:08:54.580 And he's gotten 100 million views.

00:08:56.040 He's an icon.

00:08:57.160 He's a legend.

00:08:57.920 I started following him a while ago.

00:08:59.300 And so he's really put boots on the ground

00:09:01.040 and done the work.

00:09:02.040 I found out last night he was a Mormon missionary

00:09:04.460 for two years.

00:09:05.220 So that probably explains why he's good

00:09:06.680 going door to door, talking to strangers.

00:09:09.140 And I mean that with the utmost respect.

00:09:11.000 He is fearless.

00:09:11.820 He will go door to door, ding dong.

00:09:13.320 Hello, I'm here.

00:09:14.580 Can I talk to you?

00:09:15.320 Can I interview you?

00:09:16.180 But this really is disgusting.

00:09:17.880 It's despicable.

00:09:18.680 It's disgusting.

00:09:19.420 And I've heard from so many people

00:09:20.580 who even used to support Tim Walls.

00:09:22.480 They're like, I voted for Tim Walls.

00:09:23.880 I was a total liberal Democrat.

00:09:26.580 Now, I could never support him

00:09:28.420 because why are my hard-earned tax dollars,

00:09:30.440 billions of dollars,

00:09:31.700 going to Somalian daycares

00:09:33.380 where there are no children?

00:09:34.740 Absolutely no children.

00:09:37.000 So let me read you a little bit

00:09:38.120 about what's going on.

00:09:39.160 So Nick visited the Quality Learning Center

00:09:41.380 in Minneapolis,

00:09:42.340 but the sign was misspelled.

00:09:44.480 It said Quality Leering Center.

00:09:47.420 Okay.

00:09:47.820 And then no one would come to the door.

00:09:50.200 Okay.

00:09:50.940 Quality Leering Center.

00:09:52.600 I don't think there's a lot of leering going on.

00:09:54.520 Like y'all are going to leer today.

00:09:56.340 Okay.

00:09:56.640 Y'all are going to leer today.

00:09:57.840 If they can't even spell their sign properly,

00:10:00.020 y'all have to get deported

00:10:00.940 and sent back to Somalia.

00:10:02.100 I don't care if it sounds heartless.

00:10:03.640 You guys got to go back to Somalia.

00:10:05.840 So when he tried to speak to the staff,

00:10:07.360 he was actually accused of being an ICE agent.

00:10:09.400 Now, if you saw this guy,

00:10:10.640 okay, he's about my age,

00:10:11.880 young, handsome kid.

00:10:13.000 He does not look like an ICE agent.

00:10:16.900 Okay.

00:10:17.100 He does not look like an ICE agent.

00:10:18.380 He's simply doing his civic duty,

00:10:20.300 going door to door,

00:10:21.160 asking,

00:10:22.020 hey, you've received a million dollars.

00:10:24.340 Why are there no kids at your daycare?

00:10:26.320 This is really concerning.

00:10:27.440 Now, Tim Walls, in my opinion,

00:10:29.540 he has to be getting kickbacks.

00:10:30.980 There's no way Tim Walls

00:10:32.120 is not getting a kickback.

00:10:33.140 There are these billions and billions of dollars

00:10:34.620 that are going out to these Somalians.

00:10:36.520 Don't you think Tim Walls

00:10:37.480 is getting a little bit of something?

00:10:38.620 I think Tim Walls needs to be called in tomorrow

00:10:41.620 and put under oath and interrogated.

00:10:43.460 I would love to see Tim Walls behind bars.

00:10:45.240 I said this on social media.

00:10:46.780 I think it would heal the country

00:10:47.940 if we saw Mr. Jazz Hands,

00:10:50.000 Tim Walls, locked up behind bars.

00:10:52.120 I do think he would enjoy prison a little too much.

00:10:54.420 Okay.

00:10:54.680 He'd be the first inmate to drop the soap on purpose.

00:10:58.140 He's the first person to really enjoy going to prison

00:11:01.720 because being locked up with a bunch of fit,

00:11:03.860 tatted, you know, criminals is his fantasy.

00:11:06.000 If you look at his internet search history,

00:11:07.700 I would imagine.

00:11:08.740 So Tim Walls would probably love prison.

00:11:10.260 And he'd probably be the bottom bitch of the cell block.

00:11:12.720 He'd probably have all the inmates

00:11:13.960 doing like a sing-along version of Wicked

00:11:16.000 after the first month.

00:11:17.100 Okay.

00:11:17.260 He'd have them doing show tunes and choreography.

00:11:19.600 That's who Tim Walls is.

00:11:20.760 But he put out a statement saying that basically

00:11:22.720 he's worked for years to crack down on fraud.

00:11:25.480 And he's asked, you know,

00:11:26.420 the state to look into all of the fraud.

00:11:28.680 And he's tried to strengthen oversight

00:11:30.260 and launch investigations.

00:11:31.680 It's all a bunch of lip service.

00:11:33.240 I'm not even going to read you this full statement

00:11:35.400 because it's all lip service and baloney.

00:11:37.260 And this isn't even a partisan issue, right?

00:11:39.720 I'm from Texas, right?

00:11:41.120 I like Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, know these guys.

00:11:44.340 If there was this level of fraud happening in Texas,

00:11:46.780 billions of dollars going to Somalians

00:11:48.560 who hate our country under their watch,

00:11:50.360 I would call them out too.

00:11:51.680 I'm sure you guys feel the same way

00:11:52.760 if you're in a red state.

00:11:53.840 You would call out your governor,

00:11:55.180 your senator, whoever, your attorney general.

00:11:57.580 If this was happening,

00:11:58.420 this doesn't even have to do with politics.

00:12:00.080 But I do think Tim Walls is a sicko.

00:12:02.440 I think he's a criminal.

00:12:03.400 And I think he needs to be locked up.

00:12:05.600 Now, Representative Comer,

00:12:07.680 who runs the House Oversight Committee,

00:12:09.540 I saw this morning on the news,

00:12:10.780 I think he will be calling Tim Walls in.

00:12:13.060 I think Tim Walls needs to be called in.

00:12:14.520 I imagine documents are already being deleted,

00:12:17.420 destroyed, combusted, lit on fire.

00:12:21.180 I don't even know if I use the word combusted properly.

00:12:23.640 But I imagine all the documents are being destroyed.

00:12:26.360 I think Tim Walls needed to be called in months ago

00:12:28.780 when this first started to be discussed, right?

00:12:31.120 When this first started to happen and there was smoke

00:12:33.760 and there was fire,

00:12:34.840 I think that's when Tim Walls needed to be called in.

00:12:36.680 But I also have to question,

00:12:38.760 what kind of parent would even drop their kid off

00:12:41.300 at a daycare where there's this person working the door?

00:12:43.860 And we'll put a picture up on the screen.

00:12:45.100 Like, would you drop your kid off at this daycare center?

00:12:48.960 Like, hello, who's in there?

00:12:51.180 My thing is also,

00:12:52.940 for all the Muslims and the Somalians who wear the sheets,

00:12:56.360 I'm just asking this genuinely,

00:12:57.880 my iPhone barely recognizes me half the time, okay?

00:13:01.120 My friends will go get like a nose job,

00:13:03.100 their lips done, some Botox,

00:13:04.280 the iPhone's like,

00:13:04.940 we don't recognize you with the face ID.

00:13:06.740 How do y'all get your iPhones to open

00:13:08.480 when you're covered in sheets?

00:13:09.680 That's one reason I can never be Muslim

00:13:11.320 other than I think some of them

00:13:12.800 would throw me off of buildings.

00:13:14.200 I don't want to have to type in the code

00:13:15.780 for my iPhone every single time, okay?

00:13:17.640 So that's just the whole situation.

00:13:19.040 When I look at this picture,

00:13:19.900 how does she get her iPhone to open?

00:13:21.480 But what kind of parents are sending their kids

00:13:24.160 to this type of facility anyway?

00:13:26.160 But turns out there are no kids.

00:13:27.640 So shout out to independent media,

00:13:29.680 independent journalists,

00:13:31.000 shout out to the folks on the ground

00:13:32.280 going door to door,

00:13:33.720 doing this incredible work.

00:13:36.100 Well, New York City, where I used to live,

00:13:38.000 continues to go down the tubes.

00:13:39.480 And if you live in New York City,

00:13:40.600 I hope that your apartment never catches on fire

00:13:43.120 because Zora Mondani has appointed a clown,

00:13:45.780 a clown to be the next FDNY's commissioner, okay?

00:13:49.640 He has appointed former EMS chief Lillian Bonsignor,

00:13:53.080 who's basically this sort of overweight lesbian

00:13:56.200 with a buzzed head, you know,

00:13:58.280 someone Rosie O'Donnell would pick up at a bar.

00:14:00.700 And this woman, and the word woman is doing heavy lifting,

00:14:04.620 like the scale at her home.

00:14:06.300 This woman is now in charge, I guess,

00:14:08.720 of working with Zora Mondani on firemen

00:14:11.500 and firefighters and all of these things.

00:14:13.640 I just have to tell you, okay?

00:14:15.240 If your apartment is burning to the ground,

00:14:17.320 do you want the LGBT lesbian with a shaved head

00:14:22.420 showing up in Birkenstocks?

00:14:24.120 Or do you want a hot fireman?

00:14:25.920 Okay, do you want the hot fireman

00:14:27.160 who looks like he came out of a catalog?

00:14:28.840 Or do you want the overweight lesbian showing up?

00:14:30.720 And shout out to all the lesbians.

00:14:32.020 Shout out to all the big lesbians.

00:14:33.180 I'm actually pretty cool with the lesbians,

00:14:35.040 I'm gonna be honest.

00:14:35.960 Lesbians have some respect for me.

00:14:37.420 They know I keep it real.

00:14:38.480 But who would you rather have show up

00:14:40.840 if your house is burning down?

00:14:42.520 Probably the guy who's put out a fire before.

00:14:44.980 And we actually have a clip, okay?

00:14:46.500 There is a news clip where this woman, Lillian,

00:14:49.700 is being praised as an LGBTQ trailblazer.

00:14:53.320 Although she never served as a firefighter,

00:14:55.700 she's confident that won't matter.

00:14:58.120 I know the job.

00:14:59.560 I know what the firefighters need.

00:15:01.960 And I can translate that to this administration

00:15:04.640 who's willing to listen.

00:15:06.380 I know what EMS needs.

00:15:07.880 I have been EMS for 30 plus years.

00:15:10.760 Bonsignore is a trailblazer for the LGBTQ community

00:15:14.480 who will serve as the FDNY's first openly gay commissioner.

00:15:20.000 Notice, never served as a firefighter.

00:15:23.600 And this is the person Zoran Mamdani has appointed

00:15:25.740 to look over the fires.

00:15:27.160 Okay, all of you in New York City need to go out

00:15:29.320 and buy fire extinguishers and take matters

00:15:31.120 into your own hands, okay?

00:15:32.340 If your house is burning down,

00:15:33.720 I would not trust, okay,

00:15:35.620 Birkenstocks here to come and save the day.

00:15:37.880 Imagine you're outside your building in New York.

00:15:40.700 It's burning to the ground and comes walking up, okay,

00:15:44.220 with some, you know, capri pants,

00:15:46.260 some cargo shorts, Birkenstocks, that shaved head,

00:15:50.120 maybe a tank top with, you know,

00:15:53.160 free the nipple slogan on it

00:15:55.200 or some BS, some lesbian stuff.

00:15:57.000 She walks up, okay, and you're like,

00:15:59.480 wow, I'm so grateful the LGBT trailblazer is here.

00:16:03.620 You know what?

00:16:04.100 The building is blazing.

00:16:05.400 The building is blazing.

00:16:06.680 We don't need an LGBT trailblazer showing up.

00:16:10.880 We need a man with a hose, okay?

00:16:13.180 I want a man with a big, wet hose

00:16:16.260 to come put out my fire.

00:16:18.140 I don't want big lesbian here.

00:16:20.020 I don't want Rosie O'Donnell showing up

00:16:21.720 if my building is burning to the ground, okay?

00:16:23.640 Do you want Rosie O'Donnell showing up

00:16:25.700 when your building's burning down

00:16:26.580 or do you want hot, ripped firemen with a hose, okay?

00:16:30.420 A hose.

00:16:31.380 At least in New York City,

00:16:32.500 the fire hydrants have water.

00:16:34.240 That was not the case in California

00:16:35.840 with Gavin Newsom.

00:16:37.600 But we will be monitoring this story.

00:16:39.680 I imagine this is not going to end well

00:16:41.420 because this is where there's smoke, there's fire.

00:16:44.200 I do think there's going to be a disaster.

00:16:46.140 When you appoint a bunch of DEI hires

00:16:48.020 and a bunch of, you know, LGBT people

00:16:50.280 just to check boxes,

00:16:51.680 just to really piss off conservatives at this point.

00:16:54.180 I think that's what Zora Mamdani is doing

00:16:55.640 with these appointments.

00:16:56.300 Something bad is going to happen.

00:17:01.060 Now, something bad is probably going to happen

00:17:03.920 if you take dating advice from Kamala Harris.

00:17:06.560 So Kamala Harris was on a podcast recently

00:17:08.500 where she decided to opine

00:17:10.140 and give some relationship advice.

00:17:12.340 We actually have a clip of it.

00:17:13.900 Let's take a look and then discuss.

00:17:15.420 You know, I mean,

00:17:16.580 and there are different phases in your life

00:17:18.200 and depending on what phase you're in,

00:17:19.920 maybe you're going to choose

00:17:20.980 that you want to have

00:17:22.040 that kind of Friday night relationship

00:17:24.560 or you want that Sunday morning relationship.

00:17:31.380 Sometimes they go together

00:17:32.820 and sometimes they do.

00:17:33.880 Sometimes you can get both

00:17:35.340 and sometimes they just is oil and water.

00:17:38.580 Yes.

00:17:39.060 Yes.

00:17:39.220 Right.

00:17:39.660 And so, and that's okay.

00:17:41.520 You know, you will be in those phases

00:17:43.760 where you are having fun.

00:17:45.460 Now your life has to be in shambles

00:17:48.040 to take dating advice from Kamala Harris.

00:17:51.240 Okay.

00:17:51.540 Kamala Harris is the biggest flop

00:17:53.660 in political history.

00:17:55.640 Okay.

00:17:55.900 Kamala Harris,

00:17:56.700 they call her the doorknob in California

00:17:58.560 because everybody's had a turn.

00:18:00.120 Okay.

00:18:00.320 Everyone's had a turn

00:18:01.260 on Kamala Harris in California.

00:18:02.760 And I don't even hate on the girl.

00:18:04.520 Did she kind of sleep her way to the top

00:18:06.440 and use her sort of charm

00:18:07.580 and her laughter

00:18:08.280 and her silk press

00:18:09.540 to get to where she is?

00:18:11.120 Yes.

00:18:11.660 Does she have any achievements

00:18:12.700 as a legislator,

00:18:13.900 as vice president?

00:18:14.880 No, absolutely not.

00:18:17.000 She doesn't at all,

00:18:18.100 but she has somehow been able

00:18:19.580 to use her charm.

00:18:21.100 And, you know,

00:18:21.520 maybe she's had that type

00:18:22.580 of Friday morning relationship

00:18:23.760 that she talks about.

00:18:24.800 I've never seen a woman

00:18:26.940 at this level in the public eye

00:18:28.860 condone one night stands

00:18:30.800 or having frivolous sex,

00:18:32.140 but this is sort of what the left

00:18:33.220 is about anyway, right?

00:18:34.340 They hate conservative values.

00:18:35.700 They want more abortions.

00:18:37.140 They don't want family.

00:18:38.760 So I'm not really shocked

00:18:39.640 to see Kamala Harris opining

00:18:40.900 and giving this type of advice,

00:18:42.160 but I just don't think

00:18:43.240 I would be taking any advice

00:18:44.640 from Kamala Harris.

00:18:45.540 I mean, this is a woman

00:18:46.220 who spent $2 billion

00:18:48.280 in 107 days,

00:18:50.160 blew it.

00:18:50.520 I don't know what she blew it on,

00:18:51.480 boxed wine in the minibar.

00:18:53.000 She blew billions of dollars

00:18:54.400 in 107 days.

00:18:55.560 She was sent packing resoundingly.

00:18:57.760 She lost every swing state

00:18:58.900 in the popular vote,

00:18:59.960 the House, the Senate,

00:19:00.760 everything sent home.

00:19:01.980 I would not be taking

00:19:02.800 life advice from her,

00:19:03.900 but I would rather her be going

00:19:05.340 on these little podcasts

00:19:06.360 and talking about dating

00:19:07.640 and having one night stands

00:19:08.780 than being in charge

00:19:09.960 of the nuclear codes.

00:19:10.980 So that I will take

00:19:11.900 every single day

00:19:13.620 of the week.

00:19:15.000 And the podcast she was on

00:19:16.000 is called

00:19:16.420 The Rich Little Broke Girls Podcast.

00:19:19.420 So Kamala's career

00:19:20.620 is going well.

00:19:21.480 When you're on

00:19:22.080 The Rich Little Broke Girls Podcast

00:19:23.900 that I've never heard of

00:19:25.120 and you are a former vice president,

00:19:27.080 you might want to reassess.

00:19:28.440 You might want to reassess

00:19:30.020 your career.

00:19:31.420 And the last thing I'll say is

00:19:32.400 Kamala Harris' husband, Doug,

00:19:34.580 remember he was accused

00:19:36.140 of open face slapping

00:19:38.380 and hitting a woman so hard

00:19:39.680 she spun around in circles,

00:19:40.960 allegedly,

00:19:41.800 and he was never asked about it

00:19:43.080 because the liberal media

00:19:44.100 protects their own.

00:19:45.400 It's interesting to see her

00:19:46.600 give life advice

00:19:47.580 and dating advice

00:19:48.660 when she basically has

00:19:50.120 an abusive man

00:19:51.180 living in her house, right?

00:19:52.500 You have an abuser of women

00:19:54.140 living in your house

00:19:55.320 and you thought he was going

00:19:56.380 to be okay

00:19:56.800 being the first gentleman

00:19:57.740 of the United States.

00:19:58.600 So I don't really want to take

00:19:59.880 any type of life advice

00:20:01.360 or dating advice

00:20:02.200 from you, Kamala,

00:20:03.040 but we've got to pay some bills

00:20:03.940 after we pay some bills,

00:20:05.200 we will be back to talk

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00:20:07.060 and Meghan Markle.

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00:21:21.880 Well, now we have to talk

00:21:26.700 about the Duke

00:21:27.520 and Duchess of Scamalot.

00:21:29.520 Okay, it's a hard knock life

00:21:31.200 for us.

00:21:32.160 It's a hard knock life

00:21:33.180 for Meghan Markle's publicist.

00:21:34.640 Apparently, she has lost

00:21:35.800 her 11th publicist.

00:21:37.880 She and Prince Harry

00:21:38.500 lost their 11th publicist,

00:21:39.980 Meredith Mayne.

00:21:40.700 She resigned

00:21:41.380 after the couple

00:21:42.420 had all that drama

00:21:43.160 with the Kardashians.

00:21:44.300 They went to the

00:21:44.760 Kardashians' birthday.

00:21:46.120 Okay, and then they complained

00:21:47.440 allegedly that some pictures

00:21:48.640 ended up online.

00:21:49.660 I'm sorry,

00:21:50.300 you go to a Kardashian party

00:21:51.820 where there are cameras.

00:21:52.940 There are going to be pictures

00:21:53.660 of you on the internet.

00:21:54.600 I'm sorry if you look bloated.

00:21:55.780 I'm sorry if you didn't

00:21:56.460 like the angles,

00:21:57.240 but the Kardashians,

00:21:58.300 I mean, we discovered Kim

00:21:59.360 on her back in a sex tape.

00:22:01.120 Okay, we discovered her

00:22:02.400 on her back

00:22:03.200 and you're acting like

00:22:04.080 you thought you were

00:22:04.560 going to have privacy.

00:22:05.760 They've had a reality show

00:22:06.840 since I was born

00:22:07.620 and you're shocked

00:22:08.740 that you're not going

00:22:09.640 to have privacy

00:22:10.200 at their party.

00:22:10.940 So apparently,

00:22:11.740 the publicist has resigned.

00:22:13.580 A source has told Page Six

00:22:14.560 that she resigned

00:22:15.100 before Christmas,

00:22:15.920 but she's staying

00:22:16.600 through New Year

00:22:17.100 to help with the transition.

00:22:18.340 Well, let me tell you,

00:22:19.100 I don't think there's

00:22:19.520 a lot of work going on

00:22:20.340 between Christmas and New Year's.

00:22:22.000 Hello, except for us.

00:22:23.140 Who's working?

00:22:24.140 An insider tells us

00:22:25.040 that the drama

00:22:25.460 with the Kardashians

00:22:26.240 was the final straw.

00:22:27.360 I don't blame her.

00:22:28.340 You know, Meghan Markle

00:22:29.740 is so meticulous

00:22:30.720 about her image

00:22:31.980 and she's focusing

00:22:32.660 on all the wrong things.

00:22:34.320 You're worried about

00:22:35.460 the fact that you don't

00:22:36.240 look so hot

00:22:36.940 in some pictures

00:22:37.500 with the Kardashians.

00:22:38.600 You should be worried

00:22:39.340 about what's going on

00:22:40.100 on the inside.

00:22:40.700 And I will say,

00:22:42.380 I was in an airport recently.

00:22:43.580 I had to have some dental work,

00:22:44.740 which has required me to fly.

00:22:46.020 I still don't feel great,

00:22:47.220 but I was in the airport

00:22:48.380 and they had

00:22:50.120 the Harper's Bazaar.

00:22:51.300 Okay, they had

00:22:51.860 the Harper's Bazaar

00:22:52.600 that Meghan Markle

00:22:53.200 was on the cover of

00:22:53.960 and let me just tell you,

00:22:55.180 the pictures are even worse

00:22:56.420 in person.

00:22:56.980 When you look at them up close,

00:22:58.540 I swear they're trying

00:22:59.380 to sabotage her.

00:23:00.340 Okay, you know

00:23:01.180 there was probably

00:23:01.620 some misogynistic,

00:23:03.000 bitchy gay

00:23:03.640 working there on set

00:23:04.980 who's like,

00:23:05.380 yes, Queen,

00:23:06.280 yes, Queen,

00:23:06.880 you look amazing.

00:23:07.600 Oh, this guy looks good,

00:23:08.520 actually.

00:23:08.840 Hold on.

00:23:09.360 He's like,

00:23:09.900 this Ralph Lauren ad,

00:23:10.700 he looks good.

00:23:11.540 Hold on.

00:23:12.240 This guy looks good,

00:23:12.920 I haven't actually

00:23:13.320 looked at the magazine.

00:23:14.300 But no, Meghan Markle,

00:23:15.120 you know there's probably

00:23:15.960 some bitchy gay on set

00:23:17.660 who's like,

00:23:18.120 yes, Queen,

00:23:18.900 no makeup,

00:23:19.640 you look stunning.

00:23:21.140 No, okay,

00:23:21.720 the Duchess of Sun Damage,

00:23:23.240 she needs a little makeup.

00:23:24.900 There's nothing wrong

00:23:25.460 with saying that.

00:23:26.040 You know,

00:23:26.300 we don't all have to be

00:23:27.260 Pamela Anderson

00:23:28.000 and go out there raw

00:23:29.360 on the red carpet, okay?

00:23:30.840 Pamela Anderson's another one

00:23:31.880 we've seen raw.

00:23:32.880 But no,

00:23:33.200 some of these pictures,

00:23:35.320 diabolical.

00:23:36.480 I mean,

00:23:37.080 she was being set up,

00:23:38.560 okay?

00:23:39.840 You can tell

00:23:40.380 she has no real gay friends,

00:23:41.740 maybe that Marcus Anderson.

00:23:43.660 But no,

00:23:44.040 if Meghan Markle

00:23:44.720 had real friends,

00:23:45.340 like what is this?

00:23:46.420 What is this?

00:23:48.100 Okay,

00:23:48.680 it doesn't look great.

00:23:49.680 So I had to get this magazine.

00:23:51.460 I don't know,

00:23:51.860 maybe this is also

00:23:52.540 why her publicist resigned.

00:23:54.460 Here she is

00:23:55.100 when she was cosplaying

00:23:56.020 Princess Diana.

00:23:56.880 Remember,

00:23:57.200 we had a side-by-side.

00:23:58.960 This is when she was

00:23:59.640 totally recreating

00:24:00.460 Princess Diana's look.

00:24:02.860 She's sick.

00:24:03.760 She's sick.

00:24:04.580 But they continue

00:24:05.420 putting her,

00:24:05.780 oh,

00:24:06.260 hold on,

00:24:07.080 hold on.

00:24:10.840 Nightmares,

00:24:11.880 memory,

00:24:13.180 all alone.

00:24:16.540 Touch me,

00:24:17.640 it's so easy to leave.

00:24:20.740 Oh,

00:24:21.140 Meghan Markle.

00:24:21.780 Anyway,

00:24:22.280 they'll keep putting her

00:24:23.000 on the cover

00:24:23.440 of these liberal rags

00:24:24.540 because I guess

00:24:26.040 they still think

00:24:26.740 she's royalty.

00:24:27.640 She hasn't been

00:24:28.040 in the royal family

00:24:28.800 in what,

00:24:29.200 almost 10 years?

00:24:30.120 But they'll keep

00:24:30.840 putting her in these rags

00:24:31.920 because she's clinging

00:24:32.800 to that title.

00:24:33.780 She's clinging

00:24:34.280 to that title.

00:24:35.500 It's like when a woman

00:24:36.400 is married to a really rich guy

00:24:37.880 for like six months

00:24:38.820 and she hangs on

00:24:39.760 to that last name.

00:24:40.680 She's like,

00:24:41.180 I am still

00:24:42.080 Sandra Rockefeller Rothstein III.

00:24:45.440 It's like,

00:24:45.860 bitch,

00:24:46.240 you were in the family

00:24:46.920 for six weeks.

00:24:47.840 Okay,

00:24:48.220 I have food that's been

00:24:49.160 in my fridge longer

00:24:49.900 than that,

00:24:50.320 you whore.

00:24:50.960 So anyway,

00:24:51.640 Meghan Markle,

00:24:52.340 you look terrible.

00:24:53.280 Your career's,

00:24:53.960 you know,

00:24:54.580 down the tubes,

00:24:55.680 in the gutter.

00:24:56.980 Meghan Markle,

00:24:57.600 in six months,

00:24:58.160 she'll be doing OnlyFans

00:24:59.320 and will be the OnlyFans

00:25:01.380 watching.

00:25:02.280 So there's that.

00:25:03.880 Okay,

00:25:04.160 Meghan Markle,

00:25:04.780 she's also renamed

00:25:05.640 her foundation.

00:25:06.360 Apparently she and Harry

00:25:07.460 are renaming Archwell Foundation

00:25:09.240 to be Archwell Philanthropies

00:25:11.360 to mark its fifth anniversary.

00:25:13.520 They say this next chapter

00:25:14.580 allows us,

00:25:16.100 the Duke and Duchess of Sussex,

00:25:17.280 to broaden our global

00:25:18.220 philanthropic efforts

00:25:19.320 as a family

00:25:20.260 with meaningful reach

00:25:21.460 and maximum impact.

00:25:24.160 Honey,

00:25:24.820 talk dirty to me.

00:25:25.720 Meaningful reach

00:25:26.420 and maximum impact.

00:25:27.420 That's actually what they have

00:25:28.300 on the side of a vibrator.

00:25:30.940 Meaningful reach,

00:25:31.960 maximum impact,

00:25:33.040 actually.

00:25:34.020 Okay,

00:25:34.180 so meaningful reach,

00:25:35.680 maximum impact,

00:25:37.360 every woman's dream.

00:25:39.880 Grounded in the same values,

00:25:41.300 partnerships,

00:25:41.980 and their commitment

00:25:42.620 to show up and do good.

00:25:44.240 What good have they done?

00:25:46.020 What good have they done?

00:25:46.860 They backstabbed

00:25:47.560 their entire family.

00:25:48.720 They've done nothing.

00:25:49.860 She did a Christmas special.

00:25:51.720 She did arts and crafts.

00:25:54.240 She's done photo shoots.

00:25:55.980 She did a candle

00:25:56.960 that didn't have a wick.

00:25:58.340 So I don't know

00:25:59.400 what good Meghan Markle

00:26:00.460 has even done

00:26:01.080 with her philanthropic endeavors.

00:26:02.660 It's sort of like

00:26:03.280 putting lipstick on a pig.

00:26:04.660 Changing the name

00:26:05.640 of your philanthropic institution

00:26:07.420 is probably a sign

00:26:09.060 that they're desperate for funds

00:26:10.420 and they're like,

00:26:10.940 let's just rename it.

00:26:12.120 You know,

00:26:12.240 it's like MSNBC.

00:26:13.600 You know,

00:26:13.720 they changed MSNBC

00:26:14.840 to MSNOW.

00:26:16.500 MSNOW.

00:26:17.100 So it's like,

00:26:17.860 let's just put lipstick

00:26:18.680 on a pig.

00:26:19.640 Let's recreate it.

00:26:20.740 Maybe people will forget.

00:26:23.480 Last topic

00:26:24.440 as it pertains

00:26:25.060 to Harry and Meghan.

00:26:26.060 They're apparently

00:26:26.800 whoring themselves out.

00:26:28.540 They're still

00:26:28.840 whoring themselves out.

00:26:29.640 When I told you guys

00:26:30.340 Meghan Markle

00:26:30.860 was going to be doing OnlyFans,

00:26:31.960 I didn't realize

00:26:32.540 how real that was.

00:26:33.360 I'm looking at these notes now.

00:26:34.740 Prince here and Meghan Markle,

00:26:35.620 they're charging donors

00:26:36.500 $100,000 to have dinner

00:26:38.380 to raise funds

00:26:39.520 for their charity.

00:26:40.640 The couple turned

00:26:41.360 to Charity Buzz,

00:26:42.160 a fundraising platform

00:26:43.120 to facilitate the dinner.

00:26:44.580 So basically,

00:26:46.940 Meghan Markle,

00:26:49.740 if you pay her $100,000,

00:26:52.020 she will come have dinner

00:26:53.000 with you.

00:26:53.420 That is how desperate

00:26:54.180 they are for cash.

00:26:55.060 Like, listen.

00:26:55.840 Okay.

00:26:56.340 This woman has fallen

00:26:57.820 from grace.

00:26:58.880 Okay.

00:26:59.040 At this point,

00:27:00.300 she might as well

00:27:00.860 have been on Epstein's plane,

00:27:02.380 this hooker.

00:27:03.080 $100,000,

00:27:04.500 she will come have dinner

00:27:05.480 with you.

00:27:05.800 I can't even believe

00:27:06.680 that I'm reading that.

00:27:08.020 I can't believe

00:27:09.120 I'm reading that.

00:27:09.800 Meghan Markle,

00:27:10.640 at this point,

00:27:11.200 you're nothing more

00:27:11.700 than a yacht girl.

00:27:12.520 You're a yacht girl.

00:27:13.540 You're an escort.

00:27:14.480 You're charging $100,000

00:27:15.520 to have dinner.

00:27:16.140 I'm here to tell you also,

00:27:17.420 listen.

00:27:18.720 I am fun.

00:27:19.680 I am a good time.

00:27:21.120 I'm quick-witted.

00:27:22.120 I will have dinner

00:27:23.000 for $99,000.

00:27:24.180 Okay.

00:27:24.640 If Prince Harry and Meghan

00:27:25.960 are charging $100,000,

00:27:27.440 I will come have dinner

00:27:28.500 with you for like $98,000.

00:27:29.840 Okay.

00:27:30.360 I'll come have dinner

00:27:31.480 for, you know,

00:27:32.220 an Uber and Amazon gift card

00:27:34.140 and some air miles, bitch.

00:27:35.540 $100,000

00:27:36.380 and you can have dinner

00:27:37.420 with Prince Harry

00:27:38.020 and Meghan Markle?

00:27:38.940 Don't you know,

00:27:40.040 don't you know

00:27:40.540 Catherine and William

00:27:41.440 and Charles and Camilla

00:27:42.760 are over in the UK

00:27:43.660 having tea going,

00:27:45.060 oh my God,

00:27:46.180 the desperation.

00:27:47.660 The desperation.

00:27:48.600 I mean,

00:27:48.680 talk about desperate housewives.

00:27:50.360 Desperate housewives.

00:27:51.340 You're now charging people

00:27:52.400 to have dinner with you?

00:27:54.520 Charging people.

00:27:55.540 It's because your candles

00:27:56.540 don't have wicks.

00:27:57.700 Your products suck.

00:27:59.080 Your jams taste like cyanide

00:28:00.800 in my opinion.

00:28:01.940 And so now you got to charge

00:28:02.880 $100,000 to have dinner.

00:28:08.140 Meghan Markle.

00:28:09.840 It's come full circle.

00:28:11.680 Okay.

00:28:11.880 Meghan Markle.

00:28:13.120 She's come full circle.

00:28:14.480 She's gone full escort

00:28:15.900 at this point.

00:28:16.780 She went from allegedly

00:28:17.860 being an escort

00:28:18.600 20 years ago on a yacht

00:28:20.080 to now she's charging for dinner.

00:28:22.500 It's just her rate has gone up.

00:28:24.040 Actually,

00:28:24.600 you got to give it to the girl.

00:28:25.700 $100,000.

00:28:26.440 I will pay $100,000

00:28:27.620 to not have dinner

00:28:28.620 with Meghan Markle.

00:28:29.580 Okay.

00:28:29.920 I will actually pay money

00:28:31.260 to never have to hang out

00:28:32.680 with Meghan Markle

00:28:33.400 or Prince Harry in my life.

00:28:34.740 Okay.

00:28:35.220 The conversation is awkward.

00:28:37.140 Meghan Markle,

00:28:37.620 she's not funny.

00:28:38.300 She seems very awkward

00:28:39.260 to have any sort of repartee with.

00:28:41.760 Okay.

00:28:41.920 You can't have a rapport with her

00:28:43.160 because she's weird.

00:28:44.460 She's awkward.

00:28:45.200 She has these jokes

00:28:45.860 that aren't funny.

00:28:46.500 And look,

00:28:46.720 I'm not saying I'm the funniest thing

00:28:47.840 on earth,

00:28:48.300 but I know what's funny.

00:28:49.380 Meghan Markle,

00:28:50.100 she's not.

00:28:50.720 Prince Harry,

00:28:51.140 he's probably strung out

00:28:52.020 on psychedelics.

00:28:52.800 Who wants to pay

00:28:53.660 to have dinner

00:28:54.300 with a washed up

00:28:55.680 Duke and Duchess?

00:28:57.020 Nobody.

00:28:58.100 Absolutely nobody.

00:28:59.200 At this point,

00:29:00.700 y'all are just

00:29:01.340 high class escorts.

00:29:02.500 I have more respect

00:29:03.300 for the Kardashians

00:29:04.580 than I do Harry and Meghan

00:29:05.480 at this point.

00:29:06.280 Kim Kardashian,

00:29:06.900 would never have dinner

00:29:08.660 with anyone

00:29:09.120 for just $100,000.

00:29:10.640 Okay.

00:29:10.940 Kris Jenner would be there

00:29:11.800 counting that cash.

00:29:13.400 She won't do an Instagram post

00:29:14.760 for less than a million.

00:29:15.780 You think she's going to come

00:29:16.520 have dinner for $100,000?

00:29:19.020 I'm also in my head.

00:29:20.480 I'm so type A.

00:29:21.320 I'm like,

00:29:21.500 okay,

00:29:21.820 $100,000

00:29:23.000 at a 30-something percent

00:29:24.860 tax rate.

00:29:26.100 It's this much after taxes

00:29:27.500 plus transportation

00:29:28.420 is transportation included.

00:29:29.880 How long is the dinner?

00:29:30.900 I mean,

00:29:31.160 I would have to have

00:29:31.980 all these things stipulated

00:29:32.940 in my contract

00:29:33.640 if I were Harry and Meghan,

00:29:34.680 but we wish the two

00:29:36.160 little scammers well.

00:29:37.600 We wish the hucksters well.

00:29:39.120 Good luck whoring yourselves

00:29:40.140 around Southern California.

00:29:42.120 I imagine that a lot

00:29:43.500 of wealthy sort of princes

00:29:45.640 and Middle Eastern guys

00:29:47.320 will be paying $100,000

00:29:48.320 for Meghan Markle

00:29:49.020 but also maybe not.

00:29:50.380 Like,

00:29:50.820 Meghan Markle,

00:29:52.180 you know,

00:29:52.520 I love women

00:29:53.020 of all different ages

00:29:53.820 but if a guy is going

00:29:54.780 to pay $100,000

00:29:55.560 for a woman

00:29:56.080 to have dinner with him,

00:29:57.020 wouldn't he do like

00:29:57.740 Bella Hadid

00:29:58.480 or Gigi Hadid?

00:29:59.780 Like,

00:29:59.900 are you going to do

00:30:00.500 sort of this washed up

00:30:01.780 ex-duchess?

00:30:03.420 I just,

00:30:03.960 it's not even

00:30:04.620 making sense to me.

00:30:05.540 If you have $100,000

00:30:06.480 to pay for a woman

00:30:07.880 to come have dinner

00:30:08.640 with you,

00:30:09.240 are you going to choose

00:30:09.980 Meghan Markle?

00:30:11.100 You're going to choose

00:30:11.560 Meghan Markle?

00:30:12.320 No,

00:30:12.700 probably not.

00:30:13.420 Like,

00:30:13.620 Meghan Markle from Suits

00:30:14.620 who was royal

00:30:15.180 for 18 months?

00:30:16.360 No.

00:30:17.120 Thank you.

00:30:18.460 Okay,

00:30:18.860 Burger King.

00:30:19.920 Burger King is more royal

00:30:21.520 than Meghan Markle.

00:30:22.540 Okay,

00:30:23.000 the Burger King

00:30:24.100 is more royal

00:30:25.520 than Meghan Markle

00:30:26.700 and Harry

00:30:27.140 at this point.

00:30:28.700 But we got to pay

00:30:29.340 some bills,

00:30:30.080 okay,

00:30:30.440 because people aren't

00:30:31.160 paying $100,000

00:30:31.820 to have dinner with me

00:30:32.660 and then when we come back,

00:30:33.740 we're going to do

00:30:34.340 our best and worst

00:30:36.180 of 2025

00:30:37.340 and Meghan might be

00:30:38.560 on that list.

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00:31:55.520 Well,

00:31:56.200 beta male George Clooney

00:31:57.440 is whipped

00:31:58.340 for his wife,

00:31:59.640 Amal.

00:32:00.240 Okay,

00:32:00.740 Amal Alamuddin Clooney,

00:32:02.840 whatever the hell

00:32:03.420 her name is.

00:32:04.080 Apparently,

00:32:04.700 she does not want

00:32:05.420 her husband kissing

00:32:06.200 women on screen.

00:32:07.360 He says it's because

00:32:08.500 of his age.

00:32:09.500 He's outgrown it.

00:32:10.900 But,

00:32:11.460 listen to this quote.

00:32:13.580 I've been trying

00:32:14.340 to go the route

00:32:15.140 Paul Newman did.

00:32:16.540 Okay,

00:32:17.000 I'm not kissing

00:32:17.760 a girl anymore

00:32:18.860 on screen.

00:32:19.940 I'm 63 years old.

00:32:21.620 I'm not trying

00:32:22.220 to compete

00:32:22.840 with 25-year-old

00:32:23.980 leading men.

00:32:25.180 This is what

00:32:25.560 George Clooney said.

00:32:26.400 That's not my job.

00:32:27.540 I'm not doing

00:32:28.320 romantic films anymore.

00:32:29.500 Yeah,

00:32:29.660 probably because

00:32:30.020 you can't get it up

00:32:30.660 anymore.

00:32:31.100 Okay,

00:32:31.280 that's what happens.

00:32:32.240 That's what happens,

00:32:33.160 you little beta male

00:32:33.920 George Clooney.

00:32:34.720 That is who you are.

00:32:36.280 Okay,

00:32:36.420 and George Clooney,

00:32:37.380 he used to be this

00:32:38.040 hot heartthrob.

00:32:39.640 Now,

00:32:39.860 he's just this

00:32:40.360 liberal hack.

00:32:41.820 Okay,

00:32:41.960 he's like,

00:32:42.260 I'm not kissing

00:32:42.920 girls on screen.

00:32:43.620 No one's booking

00:32:44.340 you for films.

00:32:45.260 Okay,

00:32:45.720 nobody's saying,

00:32:46.900 you know who I miss

00:32:47.540 seeing in films

00:32:48.380 is George Clooney.

00:32:49.860 I do think

00:32:50.440 Leonardo DiCaprio

00:32:51.460 has the same rule,

00:32:52.460 okay?

00:32:53.000 Leonardo has the same rule,

00:32:54.560 but in his contract,

00:32:55.840 he won't kiss women

00:32:57.020 unless they're under 25.

00:32:58.940 So,

00:32:59.560 if a woman is over 25,

00:33:01.660 Leonardo DiCaprio

00:33:02.500 thinks she's washed up

00:33:04.080 and she needs to go

00:33:04.680 freeze her eggs.

00:33:05.440 So,

00:33:05.780 that is the double standard

00:33:07.100 in Hollywood.

00:33:07.700 So,

00:33:07.880 George Clooney says

00:33:08.640 he's not kissing

00:33:09.620 any women

00:33:10.340 anymore

00:33:11.260 on screen.

00:33:12.480 I think this has to do

00:33:13.400 with the wife

00:33:14.020 and her culture.

00:33:15.580 She's a strong woman,

00:33:16.940 but she's one of these

00:33:17.580 women,

00:33:17.760 she's very like,

00:33:18.420 UNICEF,

00:33:19.280 we are the world,

00:33:20.380 kumbaya,

00:33:21.300 like,

00:33:21.760 let's,

00:33:22.180 you know,

00:33:22.420 build villages

00:33:23.140 in Africa

00:33:23.780 and,

00:33:24.360 you know,

00:33:24.920 build water plants

00:33:26.240 and wells.

00:33:26.960 Like,

00:33:27.080 that is who his wife is.

00:33:28.800 She's like,

00:33:29.160 let's go drill wells

00:33:30.120 in Africa

00:33:30.600 and George Clooney's like,

00:33:31.560 I want to be in Lake Como,

00:33:32.840 like,

00:33:33.160 tanning by the beach,

00:33:34.100 okay?

00:33:34.620 But,

00:33:34.960 they've combined forces.

00:33:36.180 I will say,

00:33:36.680 Amal is beautiful.

00:33:37.640 She's tall.

00:33:38.580 She's beautiful

00:33:39.240 as long as she keeps

00:33:40.160 waxing her back.

00:33:41.460 And,

00:33:41.840 yeah,

00:33:42.380 so George Clooney,

00:33:43.040 he says he doesn't want

00:33:43.660 to kiss women anymore

00:33:45.060 at this age on screen.

00:33:47.100 I don't think anyone's

00:33:47.880 asking you to be on screen.

00:33:49.040 What,

00:33:49.140 we need another,

00:33:49.760 you know,

00:33:50.040 Oceans movie?

00:33:50.860 We're going to do,

00:33:51.240 what,

00:33:51.380 Oceans 25 at this point?

00:33:53.480 Ocean 69?

00:33:54.660 We don't need you

00:33:55.560 in any more films,

00:33:56.320 George Clooney.

00:33:56.860 No one needs you

00:33:57.640 kissing anymore.

00:33:58.440 The last time I saw

00:33:59.260 George Clooney,

00:33:59.900 his hair was dyed

00:34:00.660 like jet black.

00:34:01.760 He didn't look too hot.

00:34:02.880 He was complaining

00:34:03.440 about politics.

00:34:04.720 We're good.

00:34:05.640 We're good,

00:34:06.180 George Clooney.

00:34:06.720 We don't need to see you

00:34:07.780 kiss on screen either,

00:34:09.160 okay?

00:34:09.380 When I go to the movies,

00:34:10.720 George Clooney kissing

00:34:11.580 is not really

00:34:12.460 at the top

00:34:13.180 of my list.

00:34:14.520 Now,

00:34:15.400 speaking of lists,

00:34:17.560 we have to do

00:34:18.300 our best

00:34:19.200 and worst

00:34:20.320 of 2025,

00:34:21.860 okay?

00:34:22.680 We're going to run

00:34:23.180 through some things,

00:34:24.440 okay?

00:34:24.800 I have my list here.

00:34:26.200 First off,

00:34:27.000 on our worst list,

00:34:28.100 Michelle Obama,

00:34:29.040 okay?

00:34:29.580 She tarnished her legacy.

00:34:31.100 Michelle Obama was praised

00:34:32.140 as this like liberal icon.

00:34:34.180 They thought she could be

00:34:34.840 the next president.

00:34:35.680 What a joke that was.

00:34:36.880 All she's done in 2025

00:34:38.020 is bitch and complain

00:34:39.520 about her hair,

00:34:40.520 her makeup,

00:34:41.220 the fact that she had

00:34:41.840 to pay for food

00:34:42.660 as First Lady.

00:34:43.540 You know,

00:34:43.720 some people have real problems,

00:34:45.300 okay?

00:34:45.860 Michelle Obama tries

00:34:46.660 to couch herself

00:34:47.400 as this like civil rights icon

00:34:48.960 and she's breaking down

00:34:50.200 barriers for women

00:34:51.120 and women of color.

00:34:51.920 You know Rosa Parks,

00:34:52.920 okay?

00:34:53.420 Rosa Parks did more

00:34:54.420 for civil rights

00:34:55.020 sitting her ass

00:34:55.680 on that bus,

00:34:56.420 okay,

00:34:56.720 than you did,

00:34:57.340 than you ever have,

00:34:58.380 okay?

00:34:58.740 So you did nothing.

00:34:59.980 Stay in your mansion

00:35:00.780 in Martha's Vineyard.

00:35:01.680 We don't care.

00:35:02.720 Also on our worst list,

00:35:04.340 our worst list of 2025,

00:35:06.720 Meghan Markle's

00:35:07.760 Wickless Candle,

00:35:09.140 okay?

00:35:09.480 Meghan Markle's

00:35:10.220 Wickless Candle

00:35:10.840 on the worst list.

00:35:12.260 Would not recommend

00:35:13.180 this candle.

00:35:13.860 It ended up becoming

00:35:14.720 sort of a national,

00:35:15.940 international scandal.

00:35:17.460 It became an

00:35:18.060 international scandal

00:35:18.860 because how do you

00:35:20.700 screw something up?

00:35:21.920 The whole point of a candle

00:35:22.880 is that you can light it

00:35:23.960 but I actually think

00:35:24.840 the candle was a metaphor

00:35:25.840 from Meghan Markle's career.

00:35:27.380 Nothing is lighting,

00:35:28.520 nothing's igniting,

00:35:29.540 you open the box,

00:35:30.620 you-hoo,

00:35:31.400 nothing's there,

00:35:32.360 okay?

00:35:32.780 Michael Jackson impression.

00:35:34.360 Nothing is there,

00:35:35.780 okay?

00:35:35.980 It's like when you

00:35:36.900 open a Kindle,

00:35:37.940 you know,

00:35:38.260 people who used to have

00:35:39.280 Barbies,

00:35:39.700 you open a Kindle,

00:35:40.540 it's like,

00:35:40.780 ooh,

00:35:40.880 there's nothing there.

00:35:41.500 It's just smooth plastic.

00:35:42.840 That's sort of how

00:35:43.440 the candle was.

00:35:44.320 No wick,

00:35:45.180 okay?

00:35:45.580 Kind of like Prince Harry.

00:35:46.660 The candle is also

00:35:47.600 a metaphor for Prince Harry

00:35:48.720 there's no wick.

00:35:49.720 It probably used to

00:35:50.560 have a wick

00:35:51.060 but over time

00:35:52.580 the wick has shrunk down

00:35:53.760 and now no one

00:35:54.580 can find it.

00:35:55.360 That is Prince Harry,

00:35:56.440 okay?

00:35:57.400 And in 2026,

00:35:58.440 we're actually putting

00:35:59.400 together a search team

00:36:00.500 like how Nick Shirley

00:36:01.540 was going to the

00:36:02.300 Somalian daycare center.

00:36:03.560 We're going to put

00:36:04.200 together a search team

00:36:05.440 to find Prince Harry's

00:36:06.720 balls in 2026,

00:36:07.960 next up.

00:36:10.740 The Wicked Press Tour.

00:36:12.680 Okay.

00:36:13.600 The Wicked Press Tour

00:36:15.060 this year was the

00:36:15.900 bane of my existence.

00:36:17.540 Ariana Grande,

00:36:18.880 Cynthia Erivo,

00:36:19.800 I don't know if y'all

00:36:20.500 trauma bonded.

00:36:21.640 I don't know if y'all

00:36:22.680 would cry after having

00:36:23.860 an almond and say,

00:36:24.920 oh my God,

00:36:25.400 my thighs look huge

00:36:26.440 but both of you

00:36:27.400 are sick

00:36:27.980 and I don't need

00:36:28.500 to see you anymore.

00:36:29.460 Okay,

00:36:29.680 Ariana is wicked talented.

00:36:31.420 Cynthia,

00:36:32.020 she's talented too,

00:36:33.200 okay?

00:36:33.500 With her bald head

00:36:34.320 and those long nails.

00:36:35.340 Both of the girls

00:36:35.960 are really talented

00:36:36.920 but this press tour

00:36:38.060 was bizarre,

00:36:39.440 okay?

00:36:39.820 It was some weird,

00:36:41.120 creepy,

00:36:41.680 like Sisterhood of the

00:36:42.540 Traveling Pants

00:36:43.240 type of stuff,

00:36:44.220 Sisterhood of the

00:36:44.960 Traveling Wand,

00:36:45.760 whatever they do

00:36:46.320 in that Wicked film,

00:36:47.140 I still haven't seen it.

00:36:48.300 Take my gay card away.

00:36:49.760 So I haven't seen

00:36:50.500 Wicked 1,

00:36:51.140 haven't seen Wicked 2,

00:36:52.620 I'm good.

00:36:53.360 Okay,

00:36:53.900 the press tar,

00:36:54.760 the press tar,

00:36:56.000 I felt like I was

00:36:56.640 being tarred.

00:36:57.300 The press tour

00:36:57.940 was horrible.

00:36:58.900 I hope we can leave

00:36:59.660 them behind in 2025.

00:37:01.840 Ariana Grande,

00:37:02.720 you need a cheeseburger

00:37:03.700 with fries

00:37:04.380 and a shake

00:37:05.040 and I'm here

00:37:05.440 to tell you

00:37:05.840 the color

00:37:06.340 will come back

00:37:07.340 to your face,

00:37:08.100 okay?

00:37:08.620 Enough of this

00:37:09.360 like I had bone broth

00:37:10.520 and I'm full,

00:37:11.380 no,

00:37:11.520 no,

00:37:11.600 no,

00:37:11.680 no,

00:37:11.780 no.

00:37:12.220 Have a cheeseburger

00:37:13.120 and you'll start

00:37:14.120 seeing things clearly.

00:37:15.120 I honestly think

00:37:16.040 half the women I know,

00:37:19.200 the reason they're angry

00:37:20.820 or loopy

00:37:21.920 or seem weird

00:37:22.840 is they need to eat,

00:37:24.000 okay?

00:37:24.300 I get that way too

00:37:25.220 when I get hangry.

00:37:26.020 I think Ariana Grande

00:37:26.920 is so malnourished

00:37:28.900 and in need of protein.

00:37:30.100 If she had a freaking ribeye,

00:37:32.220 number one,

00:37:33.060 it should probably explode.

00:37:34.160 But she needs to have

00:37:35.240 like a good ribeye

00:37:36.240 or a filet,

00:37:37.180 have her personal chef

00:37:38.340 come in,

00:37:38.960 the color will come back,

00:37:40.440 she'll start to feel good again

00:37:41.740 and she'll see things clearly.

00:37:43.180 So Wicked Press Tour,

00:37:44.520 worst of the year.

00:37:46.640 Now,

00:37:47.320 on our best list,

00:37:48.620 I want to start off.

00:37:49.900 The Coldplay Jumbotron couple.

00:37:52.380 The reason this is on the best list,

00:37:53.780 I do not condone adultery,

00:37:55.880 I don't condone infidelity,

00:37:57.540 unless the man has a private jet.

00:37:59.360 I'm just kidding.

00:37:59.680 I don't condone adultery

00:38:01.420 or infidelity.

00:38:03.180 But this couple,

00:38:04.840 what it did was,

00:38:05.800 it brought Americans together,

00:38:07.580 okay?

00:38:08.060 For one week this year,

00:38:09.880 Americans could come together

00:38:11.440 and discuss

00:38:12.180 the Coldplay Jumbotron couple.

00:38:14.560 This is actually

00:38:15.160 the most exciting thing

00:38:16.120 to happen to Coldplay,

00:38:17.360 okay?

00:38:17.660 Since that song,

00:38:18.400 Viva La Vida.

00:38:19.560 So,

00:38:20.140 this brought the country together.

00:38:21.540 Democrats,

00:38:22.400 Republicans,

00:38:23.300 Independents,

00:38:24.100 young and old,

00:38:25.320 young and old,

00:38:25.960 black and white,

00:38:26.620 people holding hands

00:38:28.300 singing Kumbaya

00:38:29.080 because we could all discuss

00:38:30.720 this couple.

00:38:31.960 Now,

00:38:32.120 I actually didn't think

00:38:32.900 there's anything that terrible

00:38:34.480 about it.

00:38:35.680 I think their reaction

00:38:36.860 is what made it worse,

00:38:38.800 okay?

00:38:39.140 If they hadn't hid

00:38:40.460 and done the whole

00:38:41.320 ducking situation,

00:38:42.480 it wouldn't have gone viral.

00:38:43.740 So,

00:38:43.940 that's word to the wise.

00:38:45.680 If you're cheating

00:38:46.460 and you go to a Coldplay concert

00:38:48.180 and they put you on the Jumbotron,

00:38:49.960 just smile and wave.

00:38:52.380 Smile and wave,

00:38:53.340 okay?

00:38:53.660 And they'll move the camera

00:38:54.620 onto someone else

00:38:55.680 or wear a COVID mask,

00:38:56.900 okay?

00:38:57.200 Or go in a freaking burka.

00:38:58.660 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:59.920 Wear a burka

00:39:00.740 and you can probably cheat

00:39:01.840 and do whatever you want.

00:39:03.140 No one is going to put you

00:39:04.260 on the Jumbotron

00:39:05.220 if you're wearing a burka.

00:39:06.660 Ladies,

00:39:07.780 okay?

00:39:08.100 Unless your eyes

00:39:08.940 are really distinguishable.

00:39:10.020 This is actually my advice.

00:39:11.620 All the women out there,

00:39:12.800 the Coldplay woman,

00:39:13.680 I don't even remember her name.

00:39:15.060 If you're going to cheat,

00:39:16.060 you need to just wear a burka,

00:39:17.500 okay?

00:39:18.540 Wear a burka.

00:39:19.500 Say that you're a Somalian

00:39:20.940 and that you run a daycare center.

00:39:23.280 Also on the best list,

00:39:24.780 First Lady Melania,

00:39:25.680 First Lady Melania Trump

00:39:26.960 this year,

00:39:27.980 she really brought it.

00:39:29.980 She brought it.

00:39:30.660 Okay,

00:39:31.100 Be Best campaign,

00:39:32.380 Take It Down Act.

00:39:33.380 I had the immense privilege,

00:39:34.960 privilege and honor

00:39:35.600 of traveling in the press pool

00:39:36.800 with the First Lady

00:39:37.480 when she went to Camp Lejeune,

00:39:38.780 North Carolina.

00:39:39.580 She met with kids,

00:39:40.860 military families,

00:39:41.940 the way she strides

00:39:42.820 into every room

00:39:43.540 with grace and elegance

00:39:44.840 and she doesn't do it

00:39:46.680 for the fanfare

00:39:47.400 or the accolades.

00:39:48.420 That is why she's on

00:39:49.240 our Best of 2025 list

00:39:50.940 because First Lady Melania Trump,

00:39:52.420 she's been so unfairly maligned

00:39:54.180 by the mainstream media

00:39:55.500 for years.

00:39:56.440 She gets ridiculed

00:39:57.180 and attacked

00:39:57.720 by the liberal press

00:39:58.560 relentlessly

00:39:59.160 and if she had a D

00:40:01.220 next to her name

00:40:01.860 and were a Democrat,

00:40:02.780 they would love her.

00:40:03.540 She's self-made.

00:40:04.400 She's an immigrant.

00:40:05.260 She speaks five languages.

00:40:06.440 She's gorgeous.

00:40:07.020 She's stunning.

00:40:07.960 They would have put her

00:40:08.440 on the cover of Vogue

00:40:09.240 as First Lady.

00:40:09.820 They put Jill Biden

00:40:10.660 on the cover of Vogue

00:40:11.420 three times.

00:40:12.580 Three times Jill

00:40:13.960 was on the cover of Vogue,

00:40:15.000 okay?

00:40:15.160 A woman who would wear

00:40:16.120 leather skirts,

00:40:17.140 black booties,

00:40:17.940 and fishnets.

00:40:18.560 She looked like

00:40:18.920 a geriatric hooker,

00:40:20.500 Jill Biden, okay?

00:40:21.280 They had cocaine

00:40:22.260 and hookers at the White House

00:40:23.260 so nothing would shock me.

00:40:24.580 But Jill Biden

00:40:25.100 was on the cover of Vogue

00:40:25.920 three times.

00:40:26.740 Michelle Obama,

00:40:27.360 she's no supermodel.

00:40:28.220 She was on the cover of Vogue

00:40:29.080 three times.

00:40:30.520 Melania Trump,

00:40:31.280 because she happens

00:40:31.980 to be conservative,

00:40:33.380 married to Donald Trump,

00:40:34.740 she gets nothing

00:40:35.260 but negative press

00:40:36.120 from the liberal literati.

00:40:37.920 But we love Melania.

00:40:39.820 Now,

00:40:41.440 also on our best list,

00:40:43.120 Catherine the Princess of Wales.

00:40:44.460 And the reason

00:40:44.860 Catherine the Princess of Wales

00:40:46.040 is on our Best of 2025 list

00:40:48.680 is because she was so open

00:40:50.900 about her cancer journey

00:40:52.380 and how tough it was

00:40:53.840 parenting,

00:40:55.140 going through her cancer treatment,

00:40:56.940 getting back into society,

00:40:58.200 getting back into all the things

00:40:59.300 she was supposed to be doing

00:41:00.320 and that were expected of her.

00:41:01.740 And it's that level of authenticity

00:41:03.040 that people loved

00:41:04.100 about Princess Diana.

00:41:05.180 It's what people loved about her.

00:41:07.380 And so I think Catherine

00:41:08.320 has that in spades.

00:41:09.240 And I think the fact

00:41:09.820 that she was so open

00:41:10.900 and honest

00:41:12.360 is something everybody

00:41:13.460 could relate to

00:41:14.120 because there's not

00:41:14.520 a person watching this.

00:41:15.540 There's not a person on Earth

00:41:16.420 who hasn't been touched

00:41:17.560 by cancer in some way.

00:41:18.720 I know there are people

00:41:19.180 watching this going through

00:41:20.340 chemotherapy right now

00:41:21.640 and some of you tune in

00:41:22.420 to watch me

00:41:22.900 and I love you.

00:41:23.800 And I think the fact

00:41:24.520 that Catherine was honest

00:41:25.560 about her struggles as a mom,

00:41:27.660 her struggles as a patient,

00:41:29.120 her struggles within the family,

00:41:30.720 that authenticity

00:41:31.440 is going to help bring

00:41:32.520 the monarchy

00:41:33.120 into the next generation.

00:41:35.520 Now,

00:41:36.080 last but not least

00:41:37.620 on our Best of 2025 list,

00:41:41.320 the Camp Mystic families.

00:41:43.760 If you guys recall,

00:41:45.040 Camp Mystic had

00:41:45.720 the horrific flooding.

00:41:47.560 I went to Kerrville, Texas

00:41:48.700 with President Trump

00:41:50.000 in the press pool.

00:41:50.900 I got to see

00:41:51.320 the devastation firsthand.

00:41:52.800 I got to see these families.

00:41:53.960 Some of these moms

00:41:54.560 were carrying Bibles around,

00:41:56.280 praying,

00:41:56.940 hoping they could find

00:41:57.640 their kids again.

00:41:58.740 But the reason this is

00:41:59.760 on my Best of 2025 list

00:42:01.420 is because it's the best

00:42:02.440 of what it means

00:42:02.960 to be an American.

00:42:04.200 There were people

00:42:04.800 coming together

00:42:05.640 that didn't care

00:42:06.260 about political ideology,

00:42:07.940 political party,

00:42:08.760 down there on the ground

00:42:09.800 in Kerrville, Texas.

00:42:11.100 They came together

00:42:12.000 in the wake of this tragedy

00:42:13.220 to try and find these kids

00:42:14.700 to do search and rescue,

00:42:16.000 to do search and recovery.

00:42:17.760 And as catastrophic

00:42:18.980 and devastating as it was,

00:42:20.760 and I know some of these

00:42:21.540 families personally

00:42:22.320 and have corresponded with them,

00:42:24.740 the Camp Mystic horrific

00:42:26.520 flooding natural disaster

00:42:28.340 showed us

00:42:29.560 that Americans

00:42:30.360 can come together

00:42:31.240 and put their weapons down

00:42:32.580 and put down

00:42:33.360 their political associations

00:42:34.580 to try and get

00:42:35.980 a crisis solved.

00:42:37.360 And that's what I found

00:42:37.960 to be so beautiful.

00:42:39.280 And people holding

00:42:40.100 onto their faith

00:42:40.860 at a time of such sorrow

00:42:42.540 is something that I really found

00:42:44.220 beautiful and profound.

00:42:46.540 And so there's a reason

00:42:47.420 that Camp Mystic families

00:42:48.240 are on my best of 2025 list

00:42:51.300 because I still pray for them.

00:42:52.560 I still think about them.

00:42:53.620 And the news cycle

00:42:54.700 moves so fast.

00:42:55.920 The news cycle just goes,

00:42:57.600 moves on.

00:42:59.720 That in my mind,

00:43:01.020 I always try to cherish

00:43:01.960 and hold onto these things

00:43:03.180 because we'll have

00:43:03.900 devastating tragedies,

00:43:05.020 whether it's

00:43:05.360 Charlie Kirk's assassination,

00:43:06.940 whether it's the flooding

00:43:07.780 that swept these young,

00:43:09.080 beautiful girls away

00:43:10.040 in the middle of the night

00:43:10.920 and the counselors as well.

00:43:13.080 And we forget about these things

00:43:14.480 because the news cycle goes on

00:43:16.120 and we're on our phones

00:43:17.340 and we get busy.

00:43:18.100 And so I always try to say prayer

00:43:19.160 for all of these people

00:43:20.120 who need it.

00:43:20.660 And I keep adding to my list

00:43:21.920 and my list keeps getting longer

00:43:23.400 of people to pray for

00:43:24.480 and to check in on.

00:43:25.720 But there's a reason

00:43:26.460 the Camp Mystic families

00:43:27.420 are there.

00:43:29.080 As for you guys,

00:43:30.220 I love you.

00:43:30.940 2025 has been

00:43:31.760 an incredible year.

00:43:32.900 The only reason

00:43:33.600 the podcast is successful

00:43:34.860 is because I'm funny

00:43:35.900 and I'm talented.

00:43:36.760 But because you guys

00:43:37.980 share it, okay?

00:43:38.860 Because you send it

00:43:39.660 to your friends,

00:43:40.180 you leave comments,

00:43:41.320 you write to me

00:43:41.780 on social media.

00:43:43.120 I absolutely love you.

00:43:44.260 Go have an amazing

00:43:45.060 New Year's Eve.

00:43:45.700 If you're alone on New Year's,

00:43:46.700 I'm thinking of you

00:43:47.400 so you're not alone.

00:43:48.740 We will see you

00:43:49.560 in a couple of days.

00:43:50.660 Bye.

The Megyn Kelly Show - January 03, 2026

Meghan Markle's $100K Grift, George Clooney's Controlling Wife, and Minnesota Somali Daycare Fraud

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