The Megyn Kelly Show - November 13, 2025


New Details About Epstein's REAL Associations, and Meghan Deleted From Kardashian Pics, with Maureen Callahan | Ep. 1193


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 12 minutes

Words per Minute

172.45392

Word Count

22,874

Sentence Count

579

Misogynist Sentences

122

Hate Speech Sentences

83


Summary

In the never-ending quest to finally know everything there is to know about Jeffrey Epstein, the House Oversight Committee subpoenaed Epstein s estate for his emails and related documents, and lo and behold, they got them. Now, every media outlet known to man is reporting on every word Epstein penned related to Donald Trump in a mad search to tie the president to the disgraced financier s sexual crimes.


Transcript

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00:01:00.780 Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show, live on Sirius XM Channel 111 every weekday at New East.
00:01:12.500 Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show.
00:01:14.160 I'm Megyn Kelly.
00:01:15.400 We begin today with Jeffrey Epstein.
00:01:18.180 Convicted felon, pervert, abuser of women, and yes, at one point, a long time ago, friend of Donald Trump.
00:01:24.120 Epstein also met with people like Katie Couric, George Stephanopoulos, the Dalai Lama, reportedly.
00:01:29.580 Many, many others who are not guilty of crimes just because they spent some time with the criminal Epstein.
00:01:36.720 Epstein's back in the news this week, six years after he died in prison, awaiting trial on charges of sex trafficking minors.
00:01:42.840 In the never-ending quest to finally know everything there is to know about Jeffrey Epstein and his dastardly deeds, the House Oversight Committee subpoenaed Epstein's estate for his emails and related documents, and lo and behold, they got them.
00:01:55.600 Now, every media outlet known to man is reporting on every word Epstein penned related to Donald Trump in a mad search to tie the president to the disgraced financier's sexual crimes.
00:02:09.440 So far, it hasn't worked.
00:02:10.540 But this is a pathetic and blatant piece of proof that these people don't care at all about sex trafficking victims.
00:02:20.300 The media cares about one thing and one thing only, getting Donald Trump.
00:02:25.540 And this effort to turn the Epstein story into the Trump story completely undermines the actual search for truth when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein, which is why many of us resent these Johnny-come-latelys from finally getting interested in the story.
00:02:43.760 We've been covering the Epstein case for years here at the MK Show, long before it was a Trump witch hunt.
00:02:48.380 And many of the names surfacing in these emails that are hitting the public eye are familiar to us.
00:02:54.880 Given that Epstein is back in the news, we thought now would be the perfect time to bring you an update on a story we first told you about nearly two years ago.
00:03:04.900 You may remember way back in January 2024, I said something on this show that went viral.
00:03:12.160 I said I believed we would be hearing from Jeffrey Epstein directly sometime soon.
00:03:21.620 We're not done with Jeffrey Epstein.
00:03:23.220 I can tell you that for a fact.
00:03:24.740 I can't tell you how I know, but I can tell you for a fact we're going to hear a lot more about Jeffrey Epstein in the coming year.
00:03:31.400 And you may be even hearing from him directly more on that, as I'm allowed to tell you.
00:03:37.420 I later clarified, because some people misunderstood, that I was not implying Epstein was still alive.
00:03:44.380 Just that I knew there were tapes of the man, and I had reason to believe they would be made public soon.
00:03:50.220 And the reason I knew that was, I've heard some of them.
00:03:55.160 You see, author Michael Wolff has tapes of Jeffrey Epstein.
00:03:59.480 Hours and hours and hours of tapes.
00:04:03.060 Tapes he was shopping around.
00:04:04.500 And it was clear to me then and now, it was only a matter of time before they were published.
00:04:10.860 Eleven months after my prediction that we would hear tapes of Jeffrey Epstein, we did.
00:04:16.540 Michael Wolff himself played and allowed to be played a small portion of one of his tapes.
00:04:24.040 Thing is, this was October 31st, 2024, six days before the presidential election.
00:04:29.480 News was at a fever pitch, and Wolff's planned October surprise landed with a complete thud.
00:04:36.340 Even he admitted that.
00:04:38.240 That week, Wolff released one short excerpt of the tapes and also gave left-wing media outlet the Daily Beast access to nearly two hours of the tapes.
00:04:47.940 He also confirmed publicly at that time that he has up to 100 hours of tape of Jeffrey Epstein.
00:04:56.760 A clip here from Wolff's podcast, Fire and Fury, October 31st, 2024.
00:05:02.720 I had many secret sources.
00:05:06.500 But this was a particular secret source.
00:05:09.620 Quite particular.
00:05:10.920 It was Trump's old friend, Jeffrey Epstein.
00:05:15.780 That Jeffrey Epstein.
00:05:17.460 I think we have a snippet from one of the conversations that I recorded with Epstein.
00:05:23.160 And I think this was in a restaurant in 2017.
00:05:26.980 His people fight each other.
00:05:29.280 Right.
00:05:30.660 And then have outsiders.
00:05:33.140 He sort of poisons the well outside.
00:05:36.800 He will tell ten people Bannon's a scumbag, and Priest is not doing a good job, and Kelly has a big mouth.
00:05:44.540 What do you think?
00:05:45.580 Jamie Dimon says that you're a problem, and I shouldn't keep you.
00:05:49.140 And I spoke to Carl Icahn, and Carl thinks I need a new spokesperson.
00:05:55.940 So Kelly, even though I hired Kellyanne's husband, Kellyanne is just too much of a wild one.
00:06:04.420 And then he tells Bannon, I really want to keep you, but Kellyanne hates you.
00:06:11.000 I have more than dozens.
00:06:12.880 I probably have a hundred hours of Epstein talking about the inner workings of the Trump White House and about his longstanding, deep relationship with Donald Trump.
00:06:30.140 An unflattering excerpt about Donald Trump.
00:06:33.160 Not a huge surprise, as Wolf is clearly not a fan of Trump's.
00:06:37.180 He wrote a scathing biography about Donald Trump in 2018 called Fire and Fury.
00:06:45.500 While Trump cooperated with the book, for some reason people keep cooperating with Michael Wolf.
00:06:49.740 They always wind up unhappy.
00:06:52.020 Trump attacked it as soon as it hit, criticizing its author and alleging that it was full of lies.
00:06:58.880 The podcast Wolf released on October 31st, 2024, seemed a clear effort to hurt Donald Trump before the vote.
00:07:06.480 The Trump campaign at the time called the move Election Interference.
00:07:10.500 Wolf said on that show that he, Wolf, had become an outlet for Epstein, quote,
00:07:16.660 to express his incredulity about someone whose sins he knew so well, and then this person actually being elected president.
00:07:26.320 Wolf described Epstein as, quote, utterly preoccupied with Trump.
00:07:31.120 Epstein was, Wolf said, quote, I think, frankly, afraid of him.
00:07:35.080 As mentioned, Wolf shared more of his secret tapes at this same time with media site The Daily Beast.
00:07:42.920 One hour and 44 minutes, in fact.
00:07:45.880 The Beast reporting on November 2nd, 2024, three days before the election,
00:07:51.060 that it had listened to this tape and provided many, many details from it in its reporting, including two excerpts.
00:07:57.080 Its piece began, quote, Epstein painted a complicated portrait of Trump.
00:08:02.840 He called him charming and always fun, capable of extraordinary salesmanship.
00:08:07.940 But he alleged Trump was a serial cheat in his marriages and loved to, quote, F the wives of his best friends.
00:08:14.900 Epstein, The Daily Beast claimed, could be heard on these tapes alleging that while Trump had friends,
00:08:21.240 he was at heart, quote, a friendless man, incapable of kindness asked by Michael Wolf how Epstein knew all of this.
00:08:31.080 Epstein responds, quote, I was Donald's closest friend for 10 years.
00:08:36.380 Epstein says on the tape, per The Beast, that Trump had an elaborate scheme to procure sex with his friend's wives and goes into detail about how Mr.
00:08:44.700 Trump allegedly did this, supposedly by getting the husband to agree on the phone to cheat on his wife with a young woman that Trump would procure while the wife was secretly listening to that conversation.
00:08:56.620 Then Epstein reportedly claims that Trump would say to the wife, see, he's a bad guy.
00:09:00.300 Why not consider sex with me?
00:09:02.060 This is a story Wolf had already told in his 2018 book, Fire and Fury, and which The Beast effectively verified was sourced to Jeffrey Epstein.
00:09:12.660 Here is an excerpt published from the tapes by The Daily Beast of Epstein.
00:09:42.660 He had a production, because he had the same male pattern movement that we all have.
00:09:49.100 He had his scalp moving from the system.
00:09:53.920 Donald's office, as you know, he made that, he used to be on the phone with his fake PR person.
00:10:00.720 I guess it's kind of funny.
00:10:01.640 I was sitting there, listening to the guys from the post talk, and Donald would say, you know,
00:10:06.680 he's a great guy, you know, I loved working with him.
00:10:11.120 And I'd sit there, and go, this is just amazing.
00:10:14.020 And he'd say, Michael, come up, let's go to the office.
00:10:18.020 And he'd say, tell me, what's the idea of that?
00:10:22.240 He'd say, well, you know, you like having sex with you, what?
00:10:26.940 How often can they get?
00:10:28.340 He'd say, it's great.
00:10:30.160 How, seriously, Michael, how often can they get sex with you?
00:10:32.680 We don't want to, we can, you and I can go upstairs, or tomorrow, come over.
00:10:39.840 There's this girl's coming in from Los Angeles, part of the, oh, Hawaiian Tropic Council.
00:10:49.600 Hawaiian, so come over for your coffee.
00:10:53.500 You're going to have a great time.
00:10:54.580 I promise you, Michael, you know, it's just me and you, you're going to have a great time.
00:10:59.120 Be up here for three o'clock, we can go upstairs.
00:11:02.680 And the whole time, the attorney's been on the phone, listening.
00:11:07.680 He's setting it up.
00:11:09.840 He goes, he wants a story.
00:11:12.020 Come on, you must have.
00:11:13.240 She's, you must have had a better wife, right?
00:11:16.740 He goes, yes.
00:11:18.220 Tell me about it.
00:11:19.640 And the lights are the speakerphone listening.
00:11:22.680 Donald said, you know, I know you, look, I think you're really hot.
00:11:25.980 And I know you think you're a guy, Michael, like the end of the world, the best guy in
00:11:31.220 the world, you know, you know, just listen to the next part of the dance.
00:11:37.140 And you can go with the new lovers and set you up.
00:11:40.240 Okay, that was kind of hard to hear.
00:11:43.720 If you go to our YouTube channel, youtube.com slash Megan Kelly, you'll see it transcribed
00:11:47.740 on the screen at 10 after the hour.
00:11:49.620 So go 10 minutes into our YouTube show and it posts later.
00:11:52.380 But it was in essence, exactly what I said in the setup.
00:11:55.120 It was him using Michael Wolf, who he was talking to as the example of how Trump might
00:11:59.580 do this.
00:12:00.420 You, Michael, your wife, Victoria, she's secretly listening.
00:12:03.560 Oh, you must have had sex with people other than your wife.
00:12:06.000 Tell me what that was about while the wife was allegedly listening.
00:12:08.560 And then the end pivot to like, hey, wife, here I am.
00:12:12.160 That's basically what Epstein was alleging Trump used to do.
00:12:17.240 On the tape, Epstein also can be heard attacking Trump's intelligence and his character.
00:12:21.920 Here is the second excerpt published by the Beast last November.
00:12:26.240 So, just tell me about his intelligence.
00:12:37.400 With respect to real estate deals, he's brilliant.
00:12:45.360 Brilliant.
00:12:46.860 He's a salesman.
00:12:48.820 He knows real estate really well.
00:12:52.160 Anything else but that, he knows nothing.
00:12:56.800 No history.
00:12:58.540 No strategy.
00:12:59.880 And then I started to say about executive function.
00:13:03.300 Executive function says, and it's strange because construction, by definition, is just
00:13:08.300 that.
00:13:08.900 First you have the foundation, you have the steel going up, what stage?
00:13:14.000 But in terms of his anything but real estate, he can't figure out if I fire abandon what happens
00:13:21.680 tomorrow.
00:13:21.980 So, cause and effect, he has no, that has no relationship.
00:13:27.440 And analytic intelligence?
00:13:31.500 No.
00:13:31.900 Now, what's his thing about, about, that, that functionally he can't read, or he doesn't read,
00:13:37.260 or...
00:13:38.260 He doesn't, well, he certainly, he certainly can't read a balance sheet.
00:13:42.600 Which is funny.
00:13:46.460 Mm-hmm.
00:13:47.060 He has no idea.
00:13:53.060 He, he doesn't read, he reads page six.
00:13:59.380 He reads page six.
00:14:02.440 So, he's not functioning for literal.
00:14:06.000 But his reading comprehension is a very complicated.
00:14:08.940 He's going down.
00:14:10.800 Now, what's, other than he has a, a, a, a, a, he has a sense of humor, he can be funny.
00:14:24.700 He's right.
00:14:25.460 Funny.
00:14:26.260 What else recommends him?
00:14:30.880 His ability to sell.
00:14:33.440 He is charming.
00:14:38.260 He is able to convince people.
00:14:41.160 It, it's very much like Clinton.
00:14:43.920 Both Bill and Donald have the ability to go over to a fat, ugly woman.
00:14:50.400 Say, you are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
00:14:53.040 So, he tells everybody what they want to hear.
00:15:00.900 Not, it is charming.
00:15:03.180 And I'm telling you that I know four or five people who have recently seen him.
00:15:07.380 He is a horrible human being.
00:15:11.680 In Jeffrey's book, he, he does nasty things to his best friends, best friends' wives.
00:15:17.020 Keep in mind, this is a man, Epstein, who is known as a liar, prolific liar.
00:15:34.960 He was reportedly thrown out of Mar-a-Lago by Donald Trump after pursuing young women there,
00:15:41.120 and whose friendship with Trump was ended by Trump.
00:15:44.000 Wolf claimed on his Halloween 2024 podcast that Epstein actually blamed Trump for Epstein's
00:15:51.220 growing legal troubles.
00:15:53.400 It started when the two men both attempted to purchase a Florida mansion.
00:15:57.720 Trump had the higher bid and got the property.
00:16:01.780 Listen here to the Fire and Fury excerpt.
00:16:04.160 So, Epstein was pissed.
00:16:05.700 Yeah.
00:16:05.880 Of course.
00:16:06.660 And he began to threaten lawsuits, and he began to threaten press exposure.
00:16:11.520 I mean, he was really, really, really pissed when those guys lose a dream house.
00:16:16.900 Yeah.
00:16:17.560 And that was the point at which Epstein's own legal problems, the problems with the girls,
00:16:25.420 began.
00:16:26.100 And certainly in Epstein's telling, this all happened because it was Trump who first dropped
00:16:32.820 a dime on him.
00:16:34.120 Oh, is that right?
00:16:34.880 And Trump would have known about the girls because he was in and out of Epstein's house.
00:16:40.700 Yeah.
00:16:41.060 When Epstein and I were talking about this, and Trump was now the president of the United
00:16:46.200 States.
00:16:48.180 Hmm.
00:16:49.540 So, the version of Epstein talking to Michael Wolff appears to be a jilted friend who blames
00:16:54.500 his legal troubles on Trump.
00:16:56.260 Don't forget, they started back in 2008 when he was accused of soliciting sex from a minor.
00:17:02.860 And who has watched his hated ex-friend become president of the United States.
00:17:09.060 The Trump campaign, when all these allegations were published, the tapes and the Michael Wolff
00:17:13.500 podcast right before he was elected president again, the Trump campaign in 24 denied all
00:17:19.340 of these allegations, attacking Michael Wolff as, quote, a disgraced writer who routinely
00:17:24.480 fabricates lies in order to sell fiction books because he clearly has no morals or ethics.
00:17:30.200 When Fire and Fury, the book, came out six years before this October surprise, the White
00:17:38.440 House called it trashy tabloid fiction, saying it was filled with false and misleading accounts.
00:17:44.900 All of which brings us to today.
00:17:48.040 Where are the remaining 98 hours of Epstein tapes?
00:17:52.100 Wolff says he has 100 or so.
00:17:54.700 Made me more.
00:17:55.840 In that tape, he says, I have 100 of hours of him talking about Trump.
00:18:00.780 So maybe he has even more of him just talking, period.
00:18:04.280 One hour and 44 minutes were provided to the Daily Beast.
00:18:07.520 A few minutes, if that was played on Wolff's podcast.
00:18:11.220 So what gives?
00:18:12.880 Where's the rest of it?
00:18:14.720 Well, we at the Megyn Kelly Show can confirm that more tapes do indeed exist.
00:18:18.660 We know because my team and I have heard some of them.
00:18:21.580 The tapes have not been made public because we have been told they are part of an unknown,
00:18:28.680 unreleased project.
00:18:30.360 Who's doing the project?
00:18:31.760 Who now owns the tapes?
00:18:33.620 I don't know.
00:18:35.220 We do not have a copy of them, nor do we know the plans for them.
00:18:38.260 But we do recall some of what we heard on them.
00:18:41.520 We heard a conversation from April 2019, which is five months after Julie K. Brown's explosive
00:18:48.100 reporting on Epstein that really led to the end for him and young women in the Miami Herald.
00:18:54.880 That led to renewed national scrutiny on Jeffrey Epstein.
00:18:57.880 It talked basically just it was all about how Epstein had negotiated some three dozen women
00:19:03.960 coming forward, young women, 13 to 15, 13 to 16, coming forward against Jeffrey Epstein at the time.
00:19:10.700 And the local PD, she wrote, was doing its job trying to process all these claims.
00:19:16.240 And then eventually it became so huge they brought in the feds.
00:19:19.300 This is under the George W. Bush administration.
00:19:21.720 It was 2007 that this first unfolded.
00:19:24.920 Obama didn't take office till January of 2009.
00:19:28.940 And so this thing was growing back then against Epstein.
00:19:32.320 And that's when Alan Dershowitz came in.
00:19:34.540 He represented Jeffrey Epstein.
00:19:35.880 And he got him the sweetheart deal of the century where they made all these women go away
00:19:42.040 by not involving them in the plea.
00:19:44.040 They told they didn't tell the women that they were copying a plea with this guy.
00:19:47.040 They actually told the women that the case was ongoing, which is a violation of their rights
00:19:50.940 and led in part to some of the payouts these women got.
00:19:54.000 It's totally unfair to them.
00:19:55.620 They never had their day in court because of what the feds did with Epstein at that time.
00:20:00.400 They struck a sweetheart plea deal with him where he got to plead guilty to solicitation
00:20:05.540 of prostitution from a minor, which is not a thing.
00:20:09.180 Minors cannot prostitute themselves.
00:20:11.080 That's called statutory rape.
00:20:14.260 So that's what Epstein was going through.
00:20:16.880 That's what they were suggesting.
00:20:18.100 He was blaming on Trump, that Trump somehow dropped a dime on him at the time after this
00:20:22.100 failed real estate deal or this fight they had over either real estate or, you know,
00:20:26.560 seeking girls at Mar-a-Lago.
00:20:27.920 We just don't know.
00:20:28.840 We've had different stories told to us.
00:20:30.600 And he thought Trump was at the root of his legal problems.
00:20:35.060 But now in 2018, Julie Kay Brown of the Miami Herald stumbles on the whole thing.
00:20:39.640 She sees the sweetheart deal.
00:20:40.980 He served, what, like a year and a half on house arrest, 12 hours a day.
00:20:44.300 We're outside of the prison.
00:20:46.460 He was at his office in this cush environment.
00:20:49.320 He was out of jail six out of the seven days of the week.
00:20:52.140 And so she blew the lid off of this, that this guy, Alex Acosta, who was the U.S. attorney
00:20:57.020 at the time covering this area of Florida, struck this deal with Alan Dershowitz and Epstein's
00:21:01.980 other lawyers.
00:21:03.120 That was the deal of the century.
00:21:04.560 He did have to register as a sex offender.
00:21:06.220 And it allowed him to go on as a predator.
00:21:10.880 That's really what was so controversial about it, among other things, really.
00:21:14.780 And so she breaks this eight year or 10 years after he struck the deal, renewing massive amounts
00:21:19.920 of scrutiny on Epstein, Alex Acosta, who by 2018 had become Trump's labor secretary.
00:21:24.800 He wound up having to leave the post after this reporting.
00:21:28.660 And that was, I think, November of 2018.
00:21:31.620 It was July of 2019 that Epstein got charged as a serial prolific sex trafficker.
00:21:40.400 Right.
00:21:41.060 So this Julie K.
00:21:41.920 Brown article was explosive and did lead to all this renewed national scrutiny on Epstein.
00:21:48.900 So this is where he's talking on the tape that we heard.
00:21:53.220 It's it's April of 2019, just a few months after Julie K.
00:21:58.660 Brown's reporting, but three months before Epstein would actually be arrested on the new
00:22:04.180 gravely serious charges of sex trafficking minors on the tape that we heard for power
00:22:10.520 brokers are in a room.
00:22:11.620 They are brainstorming public relations strategies.
00:22:14.520 The goal to try to rehabilitate Epstein's image.
00:22:19.840 Epstein's there.
00:22:21.340 Steve Bannon is there.
00:22:22.280 Obviously, a major player on the right.
00:22:26.000 Michael Wolff is also there.
00:22:28.000 But he is not just a journalistic observer.
00:22:30.360 He is an active participant providing Epstein with his own PR advice.
00:22:36.080 This tracks with an extraordinary email exchange released yesterday between Wolff and Epstein from
00:22:42.820 three years earlier, from a few years prior to this 2019 email that we heard.
00:22:50.440 It is dated December 15th.
00:22:54.160 Is it 2015 or 26?
00:22:57.920 Yeah.
00:22:58.220 OK, it's December 15th, 2015, and carries over to December 16th, 2015.
00:23:05.000 In this exchange, Wolff sounds when he's writing to Epstein more like a crisis PR rep than he
00:23:14.220 does an independent journalist, which he purports to be, by the way.
00:23:17.720 On December 15th, 2015, Wolff tells Epstein, quote, I hear CNN is planning to ask Trump tonight
00:23:23.640 about his relationship with you, either on air or in Scrum afterward.
00:23:27.980 There was a CNN debate that night.
00:23:30.860 Epstein responds that same day, quote, if we were able to craft an answer for him, what
00:23:34.800 do you think it should be?
00:23:36.360 Wolff responds the next day on the 16th, quote, I think you should let him hang himself.
00:23:40.020 If he says he hasn't been on the plane or to the House, then that gives you a valuable
00:23:44.920 PR and political currency.
00:23:47.740 You can hang him in a way that potentially generates a positive benefit for you.
00:23:52.400 Or if it really looks like he could win, you could save him generating a debt.
00:23:58.780 CNN did not ask Trump about Epstein at all that night.
00:24:01.880 And in another stunning email, Wolff, in October of 2016, writes to Epstein, quote, there's
00:24:11.040 an opportunity to come forward this week and talk about Trump, this is right before the
00:24:16.000 election, in such a way that could garner you great sympathy and help finish him.
00:24:22.440 Interested?
00:24:24.120 Wolff posted a video on social media yesterday responding to these disclosures from these
00:24:29.780 emails, but he did not address any of the ethical issues about his relationship with Epstein
00:24:36.380 as a so-called journalist.
00:24:38.840 Instead, as you're now seeing in a pattern of events, Michael Wolff went after Donald Trump.
00:24:46.040 I have been trying to talk about this story for a very long time now, and this is, well,
00:24:56.060 perhaps we're getting close to the smoking gun.
00:24:59.020 Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump had the closest of relationships for more than a decade.
00:25:05.580 It's curious that Epstein's relationship with so many people in public life has damaged them
00:25:15.480 considerably.
00:25:16.220 But the one person who he was closest to has not been held accountable.
00:25:24.540 That's Donald Trump.
00:25:26.980 I have, well, I released, I released tapes of Epstein talking about this relationship before
00:25:35.180 the election to, to really little effect.
00:25:38.660 What was Donald Trump's relationship to Jeffrey Epstein?
00:25:44.400 What's the nature of that relationship?
00:25:47.180 What did they do together?
00:25:49.840 And anything I think that can bring us closer to an answer to that question is central to our
00:26:01.440 time.
00:26:02.020 Now, let's be clear.
00:26:05.360 When Michael Wolff released those excerpts that landed with a thud in October, on October
00:26:12.800 31st and via the Daily Beast, November 2nd, the election was November 5th of 2024, he wanted
00:26:19.260 to sink Trump.
00:26:19.960 That seems clear.
00:26:21.860 Why would he hold back the most damning piece of the tapes?
00:26:25.600 If he has more, if he's got Epstein on tape, making it clear, Trump trafficked girls, something
00:26:32.440 equally awful.
00:26:34.040 Don't you think Michael Wolff would have released that days before the election?
00:26:39.580 So while he says we're getting close to the smoking gun, it seems clear to me he doesn't
00:26:44.780 have it.
00:26:45.800 He doesn't have it.
00:26:47.480 I think it's clear he would have released it.
00:26:50.020 But back to what I do believe he does have.
00:26:53.400 I only know a sliver of it.
00:26:55.060 He knows the rest, and I don't know whether he's ever going to show us on the rest of
00:26:59.340 those tapes.
00:27:00.220 But I want to go back to what we heard in the room with Epstein, Wolff, Bannon, and one
00:27:06.260 other person, a woman.
00:27:08.560 We can at this time exclusively reveal that the fourth party in that room, never before
00:27:13.400 publicly identified, was former Obama White House counsel, Catherine Rumler.
00:27:18.680 Ms. Rumler is all over the emails that just hit yesterday, which show a very friendly relationship
00:27:26.200 between her and Jeffrey Epstein.
00:27:28.240 She reportedly even showed up to Epstein's 2019 sex trafficking arraignment.
00:27:32.680 In Wolff's 2021 book, all right, now try to keep it straight, because we're going to tell
00:27:38.620 you about a meeting that was from April 2019.
00:27:42.480 Jeffrey Epstein allegedly killed himself in August of 2019, one month after he'd been charged
00:27:49.480 with all these crimes.
00:27:50.960 And then in 2021, Wolff wrote another book.
00:27:55.140 In 2018, he had written Fast or Fury and Fire, whatever it was, Fire and Fury.
00:28:02.080 And then in 2021, after the meeting that we're discussing with you right now, he wrote another
00:28:06.340 book called Too Famous.
00:28:08.080 And in that book, he revealed parts of this conversation I'm telling you about right now.
00:28:12.420 But interestingly, he holds a few things back.
00:28:15.160 He does not reveal, for example, this attorney's identity.
00:28:20.060 In the audio we heard, she's referred to as White House counsel and Kathy, so it's pretty
00:28:24.780 clear to us who it is.
00:28:26.540 Now that we see her all over the email correspondence, even more so.
00:28:30.520 We reached out to Ms. Rumler on our reporting that she was in this meeting with Epstein, and
00:28:35.260 she declined to comment.
00:28:37.200 The tenor of the conversation is friendly and upbeat.
00:28:40.580 It sounds like friends having a good time, laughing and joking as they try to come up with ways
00:28:44.080 to spin a known sex abuser back into the good graces of the public.
00:28:47.620 Now, just, just, it's interesting.
00:28:48.720 Keep in mind, this is after.
00:28:49.580 He knows at this point about the Julie K. Brown reporting, and he knows additional legal
00:28:54.480 charges could come his way.
00:28:56.020 That's the, that's what's interesting about the timing of this tape that we heard.
00:28:59.580 All right, so it's, it's happening months before he would wind up dead.
00:29:03.180 The discussion in the audio begins with a bizarre and flippant conversation about prostitution
00:29:08.080 and whether the average prostitute is underage or not.
00:29:11.100 Again, reminder, Epstein pleaded guilty in 2008 to solicitation of an underage prostitute.
00:29:18.460 Insert my refrain about how that's an impossibility.
00:29:22.440 He raped a young girl.
00:29:24.640 He didn't solicit a prostitute who was underage.
00:29:27.480 That's not a thing.
00:29:29.700 Bannon then quickly tries to change the topic, expressing his opinion that the core accusations
00:29:34.040 against Epstein, that he is a rapist and a pedophile who is trafficking underage girls
00:29:40.080 to his rich friends, are not true.
00:29:43.500 Bannon says Epstein does not have a legal strategy problem, but that his PR problems are metastasizing.
00:29:50.900 Bannon suggests a year of media training.
00:29:53.220 So Epstein could do an interview on a program like 60 Minutes, and both Bannon and Rumler
00:29:58.960 express regret that Charlie Rose, who was brought down by a sexual harassment scandal of his own
00:30:04.920 in 2017, was no longer available to do an interview on his show.
00:30:09.540 Yes, he would have been a friendly.
00:30:11.420 They were not wrong about that.
00:30:13.900 Wolf then brings up Gayle King as a possible interviewer.
00:30:17.640 However, Bannon notes R. Kelly's disastrous interview with her went south because, in
00:30:22.100 his view, R. Kelly didn't prepare.
00:30:24.180 Note to Gayle, it's not a great thing when they're talking about who could we get to do
00:30:29.260 a softball interview, and you are the second one mentioned after only sex pest Charlie Rose.
00:30:36.940 So telling, these windows into these backroom conversations.
00:30:41.780 Wolf documented some of this conversation I'm telling you about, though notably,
00:30:47.640 not all, in that book I mentioned called Too Famous, which hit in 2021, revealing that
00:30:55.240 Rumler chimed in, he doesn't name her, that she did not want Epstein videotaped in preparation
00:31:02.260 for any interview with the 60 Minutes or whomever, because it could be subject to a subpoena.
00:31:09.440 Listen to this exchange on the audiobook of Too Famous that begins with the attorney we are
00:31:16.100 now identifying as Rumler in her argument with Steve Bannon.
00:31:21.000 I'm not opposed to media training.
00:31:25.600 I just don't want a videotape out there.
00:31:28.380 He's got to sit there and watch the tape all the time.
00:31:32.000 That's how you learn.
00:31:32.820 This is like preparing for a deposition, except this is preparing for the court of public opinion.
00:31:38.620 That's my point.
00:31:40.060 He never had to prepare for a deposition because he just takes the fifth.
00:31:44.400 Now you're setting him up to answer questions he can't answer, and certainly, if he answers them,
00:31:50.860 they're not going to rehabilitate him.
00:31:53.020 She was only 16, but full of tattoos, so 16, but not like a good person who's 16.
00:31:59.580 Really, continued Bannon, there has got to be a way to answer that in an acceptable way.
00:32:06.460 I don't know what the answer is, but you have got to figure out the basic positioning,
00:32:11.020 which should have been done 15 years ago.
00:32:14.420 We're trying to show remorse or whatever we're trying to show.
00:32:17.880 However we get there, we've got to get this to the point on Gale King so that the big reveal
00:32:23.720 is that he's not a monster.
00:32:25.700 He's human, ashamed, mortified.
00:32:30.520 Very interesting.
00:32:31.760 Okay, so that's the audio reader depicting an exchange between Bannon and Rumler.
00:32:35.600 Notably excluded from Wolfe's book is Wolfe's own role in this exchange.
00:32:41.840 He's openly advising Epstein again in this conversation on how to minimize his alleged crimes.
00:32:47.640 Epstein does not appear to be taking it seriously at all, asking at one point,
00:32:51.440 who's going to play me on Saturday Night Live?
00:32:54.160 More from the audiobook of Too Famous, depicting here a conversation Wolfe says
00:32:59.360 he had, with Steve Bannon, comparing the media training to that a professional athlete would get
00:33:07.340 when studying game tape.
00:33:10.920 There's a process here of getting him on camera and having him study it,
00:33:15.420 like you study NFL films, like Tom Brady.
00:33:18.880 That's Bannon.
00:33:19.400 And do you think he can actually do this, even studying?
00:33:23.700 I'm here, by the way, guys.
00:33:26.440 Grandpa's up in the attic.
00:33:27.500 Like, he's still here, said a shrugging Epstein.
00:33:33.000 Rumler ultimately relents and allows Epstein to sit for a practice interview
00:33:37.520 so long as they don't talk about his legal issues.
00:33:39.980 On the tape we heard, but not in Wolfe's book,
00:33:43.340 Epstein bizarrely suggests that he should talk about women and science in the practice interview.
00:33:49.580 This is how he thinks he's going to rehabilitate himself.
00:33:52.460 An incredulous Rumler accuses Epstein of having said,
00:33:55.520 there's never been a great female scientist and that women become morons as soon as they get their first period.
00:34:01.900 And undeterred Epstein says women are the future of science
00:34:05.260 because they will focus on things that cannot be measured like love and intuition.
00:34:10.180 Okay.
00:34:10.520 We can also reveal for the first time that before the practice interview,
00:34:14.840 the group also discusses possibly suing the Miami Herald over its award-winning reporting about Epstein.
00:34:22.640 But Rumler expresses concern that Epstein's reputation was already so soiled that he would not be able to recover many damages
00:34:31.020 and that he would still have to plead the Fifth Amendment in any depositions.
00:34:35.380 Rumler then leaves the group to take a call on behalf of another client.
00:34:40.440 And Epstein is heard on the tape telling Rumler,
00:34:43.160 cute dress,
00:34:44.300 Bannon jokes,
00:34:45.180 let me introduce you to Jeffrey Biden.
00:34:48.100 An obvious reference to Jeffrey Epstein's name,
00:34:50.880 and we assume that of Joe Biden,
00:34:53.200 a reference to Biden's inappropriate public behavior toward young women.
00:34:57.440 In the practice session,
00:34:58.760 Bannon plays the role of a 60 Minutes interviewer,
00:35:01.700 and Epstein tries to say he doesn't like to party.
00:35:06.740 Wolf's book Too Famous would later recount this conversation with Steve Bannon,
00:35:10.760 identified as S.B. Epstein J.E. in the audiobook.
00:35:16.920 S.B., you're not a playboy.
00:35:18.880 J.E., I am a playboy.
00:35:20.820 S.B., how can you be a playboy and not be social?
00:35:23.540 J.E., I didn't say I was a hermit.
00:35:25.920 I don't go out.
00:35:26.940 I meet people in different ways.
00:35:28.620 I go to specialized professional gatherings.
00:35:31.700 S.B., is that a euphemism?
00:35:33.480 J.E., where I meet people who I find interesting,
00:35:36.540 or interesting people seek me out and come to my home.
00:35:39.960 S.B., are these men or women?
00:35:42.380 J.E., both.
00:35:43.420 But if the question is do I like women, the answer is yes.
00:35:47.660 No wonder this interview never actually happened.
00:35:50.740 I mean, some bad things happened to Jeffrey Epstein after that plan,
00:35:54.500 but you can see the frustration of those who were apparently trying to help him
00:35:58.040 that he might be unhelpable.
00:36:00.560 On the tape, we hear Epstein say that he has a photographic memory with numbers,
00:36:04.540 that he studied at the Lawrence Livermore National Lab in high school,
00:36:08.060 and that he received a perfect score on the math section of his SAT.
00:36:12.420 Despite not having a college degree,
00:36:15.140 he says he got a job as a math teacher at the prestigious private Dalton School
00:36:19.140 in New York City by cold calling and then acing the interview.
00:36:22.440 In the practice interview with Bannon, Epstein says he taught 17 and 18-year-olds
00:36:28.300 and that he would pay extra attention to the girls.
00:36:31.960 The exchange here in the audiobook of Too Famous.
00:36:36.280 Listen.
00:36:36.520 S.B., you would focus on the females versus the males.
00:36:41.980 J.E., yes, to the extent that I had something more to give them.
00:36:45.820 S.B., what?
00:36:47.080 J.E., as I said, a friendlier view of the math world.
00:36:51.480 S.B., you understand how that might sound creepy.
00:36:55.440 J.E., that I don't know.
00:36:57.260 It doesn't sound creepy to me now,
00:36:59.000 and I don't think it seemed creepy to anyone then.
00:37:01.300 I also tutored young black men.
00:37:03.560 J.E. Epstein's comments about young black students
00:37:08.000 also weren't exactly media-friendly from the audiobook.
00:37:13.180 They can do great mathematics.
00:37:15.300 They just have to be playing basketball at the same time.
00:37:18.200 Seriously, when blacks learn,
00:37:20.260 one of the nice things about basketball is that they are moving around.
00:37:24.140 Blacks learn really well when they are moving around.
00:37:26.400 And in American schools, you tell blacks to sit in their chairs.
00:37:29.820 The group then takes a break to give Epstein feedback,
00:37:34.820 where Wolfe and Bannon compliment him on his charisma and scream presence,
00:37:39.380 but make the observation that his commentary needs some work.
00:37:43.400 Seriously, says Bannon, according to Too Famous.
00:37:47.040 You're engaging.
00:37:48.080 You're not threatening.
00:37:48.940 You're natural.
00:37:49.480 You're friendly.
00:37:50.040 You don't look at all creepy.
00:37:51.740 You're a sympathetic figure.
00:37:53.120 And this is what 75% of the battle is.
00:37:55.500 I'm totally impressed.
00:37:56.400 We just have to cut the content down.
00:37:59.560 On the audio we heard, but not in the book,
00:38:03.120 Wolfe enters the conversation again,
00:38:04.960 reminding Epstein that 60 Minutes is going to shoot two hours of tape
00:38:09.740 and cut it down to about six minutes,
00:38:11.900 and saying Epstein was giving them opportunities
00:38:14.480 to capture moments when he sounds terrible.
00:38:18.760 Also not in the book is Bannon,
00:38:20.240 reminding Epstein that the interview is, quote,
00:38:22.960 not a search for truth.
00:38:24.500 While Epstein is in another room,
00:38:27.720 Wolfe, on the tape,
00:38:29.700 expresses how fishy he finds it
00:38:32.060 that Epstein got a job at the Dalton School
00:38:34.680 without a college degree.
00:38:36.600 Quote, I've been going after this for years,
00:38:39.660 Wolfe has heard saying.
00:38:41.080 And then Bannon responds, quote,
00:38:42.180 I'm still not buying it.
00:38:44.160 Bannon is laughing at the time.
00:38:46.900 And the American people
00:38:47.840 are not buying the story around Epstein either.
00:38:51.240 Legitimate questions persist
00:38:52.460 about the extent of his crimes
00:38:54.220 and who, if anyone, is being protected.
00:38:57.060 President Trump seems uninterested
00:38:58.540 in further Epstein disclosures.
00:39:00.520 Just this week, he reportedly met with Lauren Boebert,
00:39:03.260 one of the Republicans pushing a so-called discharge petition
00:39:06.800 that if signed by 218 House members,
00:39:10.920 which has now happened, happened late yesterday,
00:39:13.060 will get a vote on the House floor
00:39:15.360 seeking more disclosure from the DOJ.
00:39:17.880 The vote, however, will be largely symbolic,
00:39:21.220 as it would likely be DOA in the Senate
00:39:23.100 and presumably on President Trump's desk.
00:39:26.160 Still, what we heard
00:39:27.360 and what Wolfe's earlier reporting reveals
00:39:30.620 is a deep animus by Epstein toward Trump,
00:39:34.380 a bitterness, a resentment,
00:39:36.500 at least by the date of those tape excerpts
00:39:38.780 we played August 2017
00:39:40.940 and clearly thereafter.
00:39:43.120 By 2019, after the media storm hit,
00:39:47.480 Epstein was focused on image rehab.
00:39:50.620 Within months, he would be charged
00:39:52.340 with two serious felonies
00:39:53.660 and would die, allegedly by suicide,
00:39:56.960 in a New York prison.
00:39:58.840 So many questions remain.
00:40:00.540 Did the seemingly jocular man
00:40:02.100 we heard on those tapes in 2019
00:40:04.060 take his own life months later
00:40:06.300 after his legal troubles mounted?
00:40:08.320 Why was a so-called journalist, Michael Wolfe,
00:40:11.480 advising Epstein like a hired PR guru?
00:40:14.680 And why wasn't his full role disclosed
00:40:16.960 in his earlier books?
00:40:18.880 Why was our friend Steve Bannon there?
00:40:21.040 And what does he know of the Wolfe tapes?
00:40:23.580 More importantly,
00:40:24.620 what about Bannon's own tapes?
00:40:27.420 Bannon has publicly revealed
00:40:29.020 that he at one point
00:40:30.640 was making a documentary
00:40:32.480 about Jeffrey Epstein.
00:40:35.060 It's been reported he has
00:40:36.300 15 hours of his own tapes
00:40:38.840 of this guy,
00:40:40.040 but that they've never been released.
00:40:42.420 They haven't been.
00:40:44.100 Bannon once explained
00:40:45.120 that he was hoping to show
00:40:46.820 that Epstein's, quote,
00:40:48.460 perversions and depravity
00:40:50.140 toward young women
00:40:50.960 were part of a life
00:40:52.020 that was systematically supported,
00:40:53.940 encouraged, and rewarded
00:40:54.900 by a global establishment
00:40:56.540 that dined off of his money
00:40:58.460 and his influence.
00:41:00.620 The New York Post
00:41:01.420 even obtained a trailer
00:41:02.840 for the film.
00:41:03.900 Here it is.
00:41:04.360 By the time I was 16,
00:41:07.520 I brought him up to 75 girls.
00:41:10.000 He was glid,
00:41:11.540 and he lived essentially
00:41:12.640 like he was Gatsby.
00:41:13.940 He was an absolutely terrifying person
00:41:16.320 to encounter.
00:41:17.900 You own an island.
00:41:19.660 Right.
00:41:20.040 Thank you very much.
00:41:20.680 Two islands.
00:41:21.840 Yes.
00:41:22.040 The islands of Dr. Moreau?
00:41:23.500 Correct.
00:41:24.460 I made my living from old thinking,
00:41:26.260 but the future is for
00:41:27.520 the way women think.
00:41:29.100 The way women think.
00:41:30.400 That's correct.
00:41:30.860 Is that not a sop
00:41:31.920 because of all the depravity
00:41:35.060 you've done against young women?
00:41:36.500 Your new sop
00:41:37.680 is that women's thinking
00:41:39.340 is the future?
00:41:41.040 No, I've always believed
00:41:42.400 that women would, in fact,
00:41:43.680 be able to take over.
00:41:44.700 I'm a firm believer
00:41:46.060 and supporter of Time's Up.
00:41:47.340 The greatest threat
00:41:48.420 to people put in solitary confinement
00:41:50.100 is they try to kill themselves.
00:41:51.240 Imagine that.
00:41:52.400 You're only in a room
00:41:53.420 for 24 hours.
00:41:54.640 You start to go crazy.
00:41:55.460 The Monsters, Epstein's Life
00:42:02.360 Among the Global Elite
00:42:03.720 Produced by
00:42:10.280 somebody whose name I missed
00:42:12.660 and Steve Bannon.
00:42:14.220 That film was never released.
00:42:16.140 We reached out to Steve,
00:42:17.320 who we love,
00:42:18.540 for comment on our reporting
00:42:19.900 and we'll let you know
00:42:21.440 when and if he responds.
00:42:23.180 I'm sure he'll have something
00:42:24.080 to say about this.
00:42:24.640 I'm sure he'd like the chance
00:42:26.000 to comment on this whole experience
00:42:27.280 and on his own tapes
00:42:28.980 and we're pals with him
00:42:30.280 and would love to ask him
00:42:31.420 directly here
00:42:32.000 in a good exchange.
00:42:33.820 So I hope he'll come on
00:42:34.640 and we'll talk about it.
00:42:36.000 Coming up next,
00:42:37.440 Maureen Callahan here is,
00:42:39.200 Maureen Callahan is here
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00:44:15.120 Maureen, welcome back.
00:44:16.720 Thanks for having me.
00:44:17.840 I'm so happy to see you.
00:44:19.200 Oh my God.
00:44:19.760 I'm so happy to see you too.
00:44:20.800 Congrats, by the way.
00:44:21.620 Just the show is kicking in.
00:44:22.980 Thank you.
00:44:23.200 It's so fun to listen to.
00:44:24.440 Thank you.
00:44:24.640 It's so fun to make.
00:44:25.760 Yeah.
00:44:26.040 We just die every day.
00:44:27.920 We're having the most fun.
00:44:28.900 We went from the wood chipper,
00:44:30.200 the wood shed
00:44:30.780 to the wood chipper.
00:44:32.320 What do you call yourself?
00:44:33.140 You're a cultural prosecutor.
00:44:34.680 I am a cultural criminal prosecutor.
00:44:37.000 Yes.
00:44:37.340 It's perfect.
00:44:38.340 Yes.
00:44:38.820 Do we have t-shirts yet
00:44:39.980 that read allegedly,
00:44:41.320 in my opinion?
00:44:42.460 What we're getting fielded
00:44:44.020 many requests for,
00:44:45.380 which we're working on
00:44:46.120 allegedly, reportedly,
00:44:47.900 just my opinion.
00:44:50.480 We're getting just my opinion mugs.
00:44:52.120 I love it.
00:44:52.700 I'll get them.
00:44:53.460 I love it.
00:44:54.740 And listen,
00:44:55.280 we're laughing about it,
00:44:56.880 but it's an honest thing to do.
00:44:59.660 Oh, yeah.
00:45:00.320 For the audience,
00:45:00.960 you're letting them know
00:45:01.640 what this is an opinion
00:45:03.060 versus a fact
00:45:04.680 that I'll state authoritatively
00:45:06.340 and, like,
00:45:07.460 too few do that.
00:45:08.660 No, absolutely.
00:45:09.580 And we're also very,
00:45:11.220 you know,
00:45:11.680 our whole thing is
00:45:12.500 we exist for a reason
00:45:13.780 and we really are
00:45:15.140 bringing to light
00:45:16.740 the underbelly
00:45:17.480 of celebrity culture
00:45:18.520 and those people
00:45:19.420 that we choose
00:45:20.300 to lionize
00:45:21.980 and glamorize
00:45:22.720 who, you know,
00:45:23.160 may, like,
00:45:23.580 Ryan Reynolds,
00:45:24.540 be just my opinion,
00:45:25.440 a psycho arsonist
00:45:26.220 who has yet to be
00:45:26.820 brought to account.
00:45:27.700 Yes,
00:45:28.020 and you have the receipts
00:45:28.940 on that.
00:45:29.360 I do,
00:45:29.820 very much so.
00:45:30.360 You have a good basis
00:45:31.160 for your opinion.
00:45:32.560 Very much so.
00:45:33.280 But underscore,
00:45:34.060 that's what it is.
00:45:34.880 Okay,
00:45:35.360 let's start with Epstein.
00:45:38.080 Let's start with Michael Wolff
00:45:39.340 just for kicks
00:45:40.940 because I don't know
00:45:42.660 why people continue
00:45:43.420 to sit with Michael Wolff
00:45:44.460 because every biography
00:45:45.800 he does on somebody
00:45:46.700 is just an absolute killer
00:45:48.120 and then they all get mad
00:45:49.560 at Michael Wolff
00:45:50.140 like the Murdochs
00:45:50.780 and others
00:45:51.120 and then they're sorry
00:45:52.560 that they sat with Michael Wolff
00:45:53.600 but Donald Trump sat with him
00:45:54.660 in 2018
00:45:55.380 or prior to that
00:45:56.400 because that's when it hit
00:45:57.560 Fire and Fury
00:45:58.220 and it seems very clear
00:46:01.040 based on the talking points
00:46:03.140 I just laid out
00:46:03.680 that Michael Wolff
00:46:04.240 can't stand Trump
00:46:05.080 and really seemed determined
00:46:06.440 to bring Trump down
00:46:07.640 and it's amazing to me
00:46:10.720 that he calls himself
00:46:12.300 a journalist
00:46:12.760 and yet is an active PR advisor
00:46:16.700 to people like Epstein
00:46:18.820 who, you know,
00:46:20.420 he's also supposed to be doing
00:46:21.660 I guess journalism with.
00:46:22.840 It seemed to me
00:46:24.100 from what you just did
00:46:25.920 in that segment
00:46:26.580 plus the emails
00:46:27.800 that have been released
00:46:30.180 or leaking out
00:46:31.500 I mean, I don't know
00:46:33.540 everybody in the industry
00:46:34.520 knows like Michael Wolff
00:46:35.520 talks out of both sides
00:46:36.340 of his mouth, you know?
00:46:37.600 So why these people
00:46:39.360 would put themselves
00:46:40.800 I just, it feels like gamesmanship
00:46:42.600 to me
00:46:43.560 everything
00:46:44.300 including the abuse
00:46:45.340 of minor girls
00:46:46.120 it kind of feels like a game
00:46:47.260 can we get away with it?
00:46:48.780 Yep.
00:46:49.140 Michael Wolff
00:46:49.580 I'll teach you how to get away with it
00:46:51.300 Steve Bannon
00:46:52.360 I'll help you get away with it
00:46:53.740 you know, I was just
00:46:55.340 reading back
00:46:56.380 to make sure
00:46:56.800 I had my timeline right
00:46:58.100 it was 2008
00:46:59.300 when Epstein went to prison
00:47:01.200 for soliciting prostitution
00:47:03.260 fake prison
00:47:04.020 which everyone knew
00:47:05.300 was that the stepmother
00:47:06.520 of a 14 year old girl
00:47:07.920 had called Palm Beach police
00:47:09.700 and said
00:47:10.300 I think my stepdaughter
00:47:11.640 has been molested over there
00:47:12.800 and they all knew it
00:47:14.160 they all knew
00:47:15.020 what was going on over there
00:47:15.980 and he got
00:47:16.400 what did he get
00:47:17.480 like work release?
00:47:18.640 Like he was able to leave
00:47:19.840 and you know
00:47:20.320 I've walked by that prison
00:47:22.000 it's tiny
00:47:22.820 and it's pretty
00:47:23.560 and it's cush
00:47:24.300 it's not like he was in
00:47:25.860 like MDC
00:47:26.780 where they're holding
00:47:27.760 Luigi Mangione
00:47:28.920 and they held Diddy
00:47:30.320 and off he goes
00:47:31.560 every day
00:47:32.100 to like go about his business
00:47:33.400 which I would
00:47:34.200 the guy was a danger
00:47:35.820 to young girls
00:47:37.180 everywhere
00:47:37.860 so
00:47:38.860 I don't know
00:47:41.340 how it is
00:47:42.000 that
00:47:42.300 Michael Wolff
00:47:43.300 who has written
00:47:43.900 for the publication
00:47:44.540 I write for
00:47:45.300 you know
00:47:46.320 it's
00:47:47.360 how is his name
00:47:48.640 not Mud
00:47:49.080 exactly
00:47:49.800 exactly
00:47:50.500 the
00:47:51.260 the thing you mentioned
00:47:53.060 about you know
00:47:53.920 the work release
00:47:55.180 like Jeffrey Epstein
00:47:56.520 was publicly disgraced
00:47:58.240 in 2008
00:47:59.460 even with
00:48:00.280 that sweetheart plea deal
00:48:01.360 I mean
00:48:02.020 you find out
00:48:02.600 your friend
00:48:03.120 has pleaded guilty
00:48:03.960 to solicitation
00:48:04.980 of prostitution
00:48:05.760 of a minor
00:48:06.780 most people
00:48:08.200 would end the relationship
00:48:09.260 at that point
00:48:09.900 yeah
00:48:10.160 it's a no
00:48:10.820 right
00:48:11.260 yeah
00:48:11.640 but almost no one did
00:48:13.200 like Prince Andrew
00:48:14.740 didn't
00:48:15.220 that
00:48:15.940 that infamous dinner
00:48:17.360 that he had
00:48:17.960 at his New York mansion
00:48:19.040 with Katie Couric
00:48:20.080 and George Stephanopoulos
00:48:21.800 yes
00:48:22.280 they all went
00:48:23.320 after
00:48:24.020 well after that
00:48:25.200 to gather together
00:48:26.520 who Steve
00:48:26.940 Woody Allen
00:48:29.760 oh that's a shock
00:48:30.560 yeah
00:48:30.960 that was well after
00:48:33.560 Epstein had copped
00:48:34.840 that plea
00:48:35.260 and they all knew
00:48:35.900 and they didn't care
00:48:36.680 and here's the
00:48:37.740 here's what's like
00:48:38.380 crazy
00:48:38.940 Larry Summers
00:48:41.540 all right
00:48:42.200 so that was Obama's
00:48:43.200 treasury secretary
00:48:44.020 and the former president
00:48:45.040 of Harvard
00:48:46.700 has been outed
00:48:48.180 in these documents
00:48:49.240 as honestly
00:48:50.600 like a
00:48:52.020 pathetic
00:48:52.840 little child
00:48:54.240 I can't believe
00:48:55.520 how embarrassing
00:48:56.160 they are for him
00:48:56.960 so this guy
00:48:58.100 has some exchange
00:48:59.900 with Epstein
00:49:00.400 I'm trying to find it here
00:49:01.180 where he acts like
00:49:03.260 he can't
00:49:04.940 like
00:49:05.320 I'm trying to find it
00:49:06.500 where is the
00:49:06.980 the little flirt
00:49:07.740 he wants to learn
00:49:08.460 how to flirt
00:49:09.140 and he needs
00:49:10.380 he needs the help
00:49:12.280 it's an AM update
00:49:13.460 I'm looking
00:49:14.000 an AM update
00:49:14.520 but I don't see it
00:49:15.120 hold on
00:49:15.400 I gotta find it
00:49:16.120 because it's so good
00:49:16.900 stand by
00:49:19.140 I'm gonna find it
00:49:19.860 it's worth it
00:49:20.640 okay
00:49:22.500 it's not on the first page
00:49:23.960 we're all arguing
00:49:24.940 Thanksgiving
00:49:26.380 no
00:49:27.240 Dershowitz
00:49:28.540 here it is
00:49:29.240 he asked Epstein
00:49:30.980 for dating advice
00:49:31.940 now keep in mind
00:49:32.820 this is after
00:49:34.920 not only the 08 plea deal
00:49:36.900 it's after the
00:49:38.000 the 2018 Miami Herald reporting
00:49:40.460 yes
00:49:40.960 okay so that's what blew
00:49:42.260 the whole lid off of it
00:49:43.220 after that
00:49:44.520 and Larry Summers
00:49:46.540 is asking
00:49:48.540 him for dating advice
00:49:50.680 saying the following
00:49:52.800 okay by the way
00:49:55.020 he's a contributing writer
00:49:55.780 for the New York Times
00:49:56.400 opinion section
00:49:57.080 the correspondence
00:49:58.540 took place in 2017
00:49:59.560 2018
00:50:00.080 and 2019
00:50:00.800 and he says
00:50:02.300 alright stand by
00:50:03.420 here it is
00:50:06.320 yeah
00:50:07.140 March 16th 2019
00:50:08.640 he writes
00:50:10.260 we talked on the phone
00:50:12.440 then
00:50:13.000 I can't talk later
00:50:14.520 didn't think
00:50:15.640 I can talk tomorrow
00:50:17.100 I said
00:50:18.220 what are you up to
00:50:19.240 she said
00:50:19.860 I'm busy
00:50:20.520 I said
00:50:21.100 awfully coy you are
00:50:22.400 and then I said
00:50:23.360 did you really rearrange
00:50:24.440 the weekend
00:50:24.820 we were going to be together
00:50:25.860 because guy number three
00:50:27.120 was coming
00:50:27.560 she said no
00:50:28.540 his schedule changed
00:50:29.360 after we changed our plans
00:50:30.400 I said okay
00:50:31.480 I gotta go
00:50:32.400 call me
00:50:32.860 when you feel like it
00:50:33.720 tone was not
00:50:34.840 of good feeling
00:50:35.500 I didn't
00:50:36.900 D-I-N-T
00:50:37.580 want to be in a
00:50:38.820 gift giving competition
00:50:39.800 while being the friend
00:50:41.120 without benefits
00:50:42.340 you'll have to stay tuned
00:50:44.020 to hear Epstein's response
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00:55:10.600 okay
00:55:10.820 so here is Larry Summers
00:55:12.180 former president of Harvard
00:55:13.220 former treasury secretary
00:55:14.500 and Barack Obama
00:55:15.600 writing an email
00:55:17.000 to Jeffrey Epstein
00:55:17.660 like a small school girl
00:55:18.680 honestly my 14 year old daughter
00:55:20.380 has much more
00:55:21.020 maturity than is expressed
00:55:22.200 in this
00:55:22.620 and Epstein responds
00:55:24.940 she's smart
00:55:26.180 making you pay
00:55:26.840 for past errors
00:55:27.640 ignore the daddy
00:55:28.800 I'm going to go out
00:55:29.620 with the motorcycle guy
00:55:30.660 you reacted well
00:55:31.900 annoyed shows caring
00:55:33.540 no whining
00:55:34.420 showed strength
00:55:35.460 this is so embarrassing
00:55:37.140 he is desperate
00:55:38.320 to have
00:55:39.000 approval from Epstein
00:55:40.860 and how he's going
00:55:41.440 to behave
00:55:41.820 in November 2018
00:55:43.500 which by the way
00:55:44.500 is right after
00:55:45.060 the Miami Herald report
00:55:46.140 Summers forwarded
00:55:47.960 Epstein an email
00:55:48.640 from a woman
00:55:49.260 with whom he'd been
00:55:50.880 corresponding
00:55:51.460 writing
00:55:52.180 think no response
00:55:53.680 for a while
00:55:54.180 probably appropriate
00:55:55.320 Epstein replies
00:55:56.280 she's already
00:55:57.280 beginning to sound
00:55:58.740 needy
00:55:59.520 nice
00:56:00.240 Summers when asked
00:56:02.100 to comment on this
00:56:03.200 by the Times
00:56:03.660 responded that
00:56:04.540 I previously said
00:56:07.200 I regretted my
00:56:08.060 associations with him
00:56:09.060 why
00:56:10.080 you were fine
00:56:11.480 what do you mean
00:56:11.900 you regretted
00:56:12.540 you were with him
00:56:13.460 at the time
00:56:15.220 we knew
00:56:16.160 everything we know
00:56:17.340 now
00:56:17.660 like 2018
00:56:19.160 2019
00:56:20.200 and you're seeking
00:56:21.500 dating advice
00:56:22.480 from the guy
00:56:23.120 I mean
00:56:24.260 so these are
00:56:25.560 allegedly
00:56:25.980 the finest minds
00:56:27.760 allegedly reportedly
00:56:28.540 allegedly reportedly
00:56:29.660 the finest minds
00:56:31.460 first of all
00:56:32.020 he puts this
00:56:32.840 in writing
00:56:33.600 call him
00:56:36.400 my man
00:56:37.200 okay
00:56:37.540 like just make it
00:56:38.320 a phone call
00:56:38.960 I mean Jeffrey Epstein
00:56:40.240 was probably recording
00:56:41.260 everything
00:56:41.880 in everyone anyway
00:56:42.960 but then to be like
00:56:44.200 I don't know
00:56:44.600 what would he be
00:56:45.660 at this point
00:56:46.520 like in his early 60s
00:56:48.180 who Epstein
00:56:48.880 no
00:56:49.320 Summers
00:56:50.040 at the time
00:56:50.520 of writing these
00:56:51.320 emails that are like
00:56:52.340 I think that's right
00:56:53.120 so if you parse
00:56:53.960 the subtext
00:56:54.600 the subtext is
00:56:55.440 hey Jeffrey
00:56:56.200 I'm dating a sugar baby
00:56:58.080 who's with me
00:56:59.360 because I'm a rich
00:57:00.560 older powerful man
00:57:01.940 with money
00:57:02.580 she doesn't want
00:57:03.600 to have sex with me
00:57:04.580 but I want to have
00:57:05.540 sex with her
00:57:06.160 he literally says
00:57:07.200 I'm sick of buying
00:57:08.220 her stuff
00:57:08.800 and she's not putting out
00:57:10.280 now this is where
00:57:11.940 it really gets pathetic
00:57:12.900 I'm gonna pass you
00:57:14.360 a note at launch
00:57:15.080 and ask you
00:57:15.900 should I return
00:57:17.280 this text message
00:57:18.260 or should I make
00:57:19.300 her wait
00:57:20.160 I'm so embarrassed
00:57:20.960 and this is a woman
00:57:21.880 who's
00:57:22.160 right
00:57:23.120 and she's juggling
00:57:24.440 like three other guys
00:57:25.880 three other guys
00:57:26.900 and he's like
00:57:27.460 Jeff what do I do
00:57:28.700 now
00:57:28.940 I would say to
00:57:29.680 Larry Summers
00:57:30.220 if you're dating
00:57:30.800 a 14 year old
00:57:31.700 that's your guy
00:57:32.660 that's who you should
00:57:33.600 go to for dating advice
00:57:34.820 true
00:57:35.120 but if you're not
00:57:35.740 molesting children
00:57:36.560 and you're just like
00:57:37.740 over on like
00:57:38.560 sugar babies
00:57:39.260 or you know
00:57:40.360 like what are you doing
00:57:41.740 what are you doing
00:57:43.200 it's amazing to me
00:57:44.500 like the amount
00:57:45.340 of connections
00:57:46.400 he had
00:57:47.340 and people
00:57:48.160 who are tight
00:57:48.740 with him
00:57:49.080 I mean you don't
00:57:50.180 you don't text
00:57:51.000 somebody who
00:57:51.820 you're not really
00:57:52.420 close with
00:57:53.060 on how exactly
00:57:54.140 you should respond
00:57:55.160 to the text messages
00:57:57.180 you're getting
00:57:57.680 from your would-be lover
00:57:59.160 this is so humiliating
00:58:00.700 and yes Larry Summers
00:58:01.580 is now 70 years old
00:58:03.760 so yeah
00:58:04.360 so he's a fully grown man
00:58:05.860 there's more
00:58:07.200 okay
00:58:07.640 on these Epstein
00:58:09.260 emails and so on
00:58:10.960 in one that's being
00:58:12.040 touted by the media
00:58:12.860 August 23rd
00:58:14.600 2018
00:58:15.160 it appears to show
00:58:16.300 Epstein
00:58:16.680 former Obama
00:58:17.520 White House counsel
00:58:18.160 Kathy Rumler
00:58:18.840 who I mentioned
00:58:19.420 discussing Michael Cohen
00:58:20.840 and the payments
00:58:21.700 to Stormy Daniels
00:58:23.300 and you hear Epstein
00:58:24.080 saying
00:58:24.460 you see I know
00:58:25.520 how dirty Donald is
00:58:27.040 my guess is that
00:58:28.180 non-lawyers
00:58:28.760 New York business people
00:58:29.540 have no idea
00:58:30.260 what it means
00:58:31.300 to have your fixer flip
00:58:32.260 I know how dirty Donald is
00:58:33.580 and the media
00:58:34.220 is running with this
00:58:34.940 it's like
00:58:35.300 okay once again
00:58:36.700 if Epstein
00:58:38.060 said anything
00:58:39.380 to Michael Wolff
00:58:40.460 about Donald Trump
00:58:41.320 and there's 100 hours
00:58:42.600 of it on tape
00:58:43.200 you don't think
00:58:43.960 Michael Wolff
00:58:44.380 would have dropped that
00:58:45.060 on that Halloween
00:58:46.100 surprise he did
00:58:47.580 six days before
00:58:48.820 the last election
00:58:49.640 that's such bullshit
00:58:50.820 nothing is there
00:58:51.840 and not to mention
00:58:52.740 the fact
00:58:53.100 you don't think
00:58:53.980 Joe Biden
00:58:54.960 would have dropped it
00:58:55.900 when he was running
00:58:56.620 against Trump
00:58:57.300 for re-election
00:58:58.780 or Kamala Harris
00:58:59.460 like this is all
00:59:00.640 they've bastardized
00:59:02.140 the Epstein story
00:59:03.340 to make it all
00:59:04.300 about Trump
00:59:05.260 which is such
00:59:06.660 it's infuriating
00:59:07.600 to those of us
00:59:08.160 who actually do care
00:59:09.040 about young girls
00:59:09.800 and have a proven
00:59:10.600 record of it
00:59:11.200 they can go fuck
00:59:12.180 themselves with this
00:59:13.040 they can
00:59:13.740 here's my problem
00:59:15.420 that I cannot get past
00:59:16.900 and I feel like
00:59:17.960 you know
00:59:18.960 why
00:59:20.440 why won't they
00:59:21.660 release the documents
00:59:22.540 why
00:59:23.220 that's the problem
00:59:24.580 if there's nothing there
00:59:25.780 if there's
00:59:26.500 if you're exonerated
00:59:28.080 why not release them
00:59:29.600 you know
00:59:30.180 if we were talking
00:59:30.980 about the Biden administration
00:59:32.220 we would also be like
00:59:33.640 release them
00:59:34.280 so you want Trump
00:59:35.200 to call for them
00:59:36.520 to be released
00:59:36.960 just do it
00:59:37.420 I do too
00:59:37.820 just do it
00:59:38.440 yep
00:59:38.680 I do too
00:59:39.240 and there's a reason
00:59:40.180 like they got
00:59:40.640 all of these
00:59:41.180 from Jeffrey Epstein's
00:59:42.660 estate
00:59:43.160 it's his emails
00:59:44.520 but we don't have
00:59:46.760 the documents
00:59:47.480 that are at the DOJ
00:59:48.440 right
00:59:48.880 and maybe
00:59:49.320 there won't be
00:59:50.320 anything more
00:59:50.820 interesting in there
00:59:51.420 I don't know
00:59:52.040 but it's
00:59:52.800 it's very strange
00:59:54.020 that Trump
00:59:54.600 actually met
00:59:55.660 with Lauren Boebert
00:59:56.380 to try to discourage her
00:59:57.480 right
00:59:57.820 right
00:59:58.120 like at this point
00:59:59.140 he should just say
00:59:59.860 let's do it
01:00:01.420 you know
01:00:01.980 there's not going to be
01:00:02.560 anything in there
01:00:03.060 I don't believe
01:00:04.220 there's going to be
01:00:04.740 anything in there
01:00:05.300 that's truly a smoking gun
01:00:06.420 I think it's bullshit
01:00:07.420 I think he just finds
01:00:08.900 this stuff
01:00:09.360 annoying
01:00:10.100 a distraction
01:00:11.400 and let's face it
01:00:13.020 I feel like it's no accident
01:00:14.360 the Dems released
01:00:15.260 these yesterday
01:00:16.600 after their humiliation
01:00:18.580 in losing the shutdown
01:00:20.740 standoff
01:00:21.400 they're like
01:00:21.960 pivot
01:00:23.000 let's talk about Epstein
01:00:24.680 and Trump
01:00:25.180 right
01:00:25.700 but what's interesting
01:00:26.800 about it
01:00:27.200 is it shows that
01:00:27.820 both sides
01:00:28.540 have their hands dirty
01:00:29.520 we've got top
01:00:30.660 Obama officials
01:00:31.920 dealing with Epstein
01:00:33.160 you know what I mean
01:00:34.020 I mean his White House
01:00:34.840 counsel
01:00:35.280 his White House
01:00:36.240 counsel is
01:00:36.800 and again
01:00:37.320 as you said
01:00:37.900 well established
01:00:39.580 the guy was a pedophile
01:00:41.120 well established
01:00:42.580 this guy was disgusting
01:00:44.040 anybody who set foot
01:00:45.460 in his townhouse
01:00:46.360 saw those
01:00:47.600 those artworks
01:00:48.960 he had
01:00:49.440 which were all about
01:00:50.760 like young women
01:00:52.460 sort of in sexual
01:00:53.620 it was all
01:00:54.240 I mean
01:00:54.820 he was just showing you
01:00:56.140 right there
01:00:56.480 who he was
01:00:57.140 that portrait
01:00:58.100 of Clinton
01:00:58.760 in a dress
01:00:59.840 with the high heels
01:01:01.560 it makes me wonder
01:01:04.040 if the reason
01:01:04.540 they're just not
01:01:05.100 getting released
01:01:05.620 is because
01:01:06.020 there are far
01:01:06.580 too many people
01:01:07.260 of power
01:01:07.800 implicated
01:01:08.380 in those emails
01:01:09.240 on both sides
01:01:10.000 there's one
01:01:10.700 in what was just
01:01:12.120 sent out
01:01:12.960 where this
01:01:13.820 Catherine Remler
01:01:15.200 the Obama
01:01:16.040 White House
01:01:16.380 counsel
01:01:16.740 is ripping
01:01:17.360 on Bill Clinton
01:01:18.900 suggesting
01:01:20.360 she thinks
01:01:21.060 he's a near
01:01:21.840 psychopath
01:01:22.980 she says
01:01:23.740 he is
01:01:24.340 very close
01:01:25.560 to being
01:01:25.940 a psychopath
01:01:26.500 he has
01:01:27.640 no conscience
01:01:28.700 it's scary
01:01:29.940 she says
01:01:30.640 about him
01:01:31.120 this is an exchange
01:01:32.500 he had with
01:01:33.040 Jeffrey
01:01:33.580 Epstein calls
01:01:34.800 Bill Clinton
01:01:35.260 a liar
01:01:35.960 saying
01:01:36.880 my memory
01:01:38.660 he says
01:01:40.020 I stopped
01:01:40.480 talking to
01:01:40.880 Clinton
01:01:41.160 when he
01:01:42.360 swore
01:01:42.960 with wholehearted
01:01:44.140 conviction to me
01:01:45.180 that he had
01:01:46.120 done something
01:01:46.820 he had forgotten
01:01:47.920 that he also
01:01:48.840 swore
01:01:49.280 the exact
01:01:49.980 opposite to me
01:01:50.880 only weeks
01:01:51.480 before
01:01:51.960 who to feel
01:01:54.100 sorry for here
01:01:55.020 a pedophile
01:01:56.080 upset
01:01:56.980 at the
01:01:57.680 you know
01:01:59.080 inability
01:01:59.420 to believe
01:02:00.720 a career
01:02:01.340 lifelong politician
01:02:02.320 with aims
01:02:02.840 for the White House
01:02:03.500 who we all saw
01:02:04.800 on the run up
01:02:05.260 to that
01:02:05.620 White House
01:02:06.120 that first bid
01:02:07.020 I did not
01:02:08.860 lied about
01:02:09.540 Jennifer Flowers
01:02:10.260 Jennifer Flowers
01:02:11.420 had the tapes
01:02:12.060 one of my favorite
01:02:12.840 pressers ever
01:02:13.500 when she stood
01:02:14.140 in front of
01:02:14.520 the world's media
01:02:15.180 with the star
01:02:16.040 magazine behind her
01:02:17.060 Jennifer with a G
01:02:17.980 just to be clear
01:02:18.720 Jennifer with a G
01:02:19.600 and then
01:02:20.960 I did not
01:02:22.340 have sex
01:02:22.720 with that
01:02:23.040 woman
01:02:23.320 I mean
01:02:23.800 we've got
01:02:24.260 them all
01:02:24.820 like his
01:02:25.220 greatest hits
01:02:25.820 on tape
01:02:26.300 so again
01:02:27.340 if Jeffrey's
01:02:27.940 such a genius
01:02:28.600 why are we
01:02:30.000 so surprised
01:02:30.660 we don't know
01:02:31.060 who we're
01:02:31.280 dealing with
01:02:31.820 well this is
01:02:32.340 another thing
01:02:32.760 that seems
01:02:33.180 to be emerging
01:02:33.700 is that he
01:02:34.220 was very
01:02:35.440 well connected
01:02:35.960 but not quite
01:02:36.600 as well as
01:02:37.020 he said he
01:02:37.460 was
01:02:37.580 yeah
01:02:37.880 right
01:02:38.300 that he
01:02:38.600 was dropping
01:02:39.200 people's
01:02:39.860 names
01:02:40.160 left and
01:02:40.680 right
01:02:40.880 to try
01:02:41.160 to make
01:02:41.500 himself
01:02:41.900 sound
01:02:42.340 important
01:02:43.180 and he
01:02:44.180 had just
01:02:44.480 enough access
01:02:45.160 that it
01:02:45.660 worked
01:02:45.980 because he
01:02:46.320 did he
01:02:46.820 did have
01:02:47.140 some powerful
01:02:47.600 friends
01:02:47.960 and that
01:02:48.540 leads me
01:02:48.920 to Prince
01:02:49.360 Andrew
01:02:49.780 what do
01:02:51.020 you make
01:02:51.240 of the
01:02:51.400 disclosures
01:02:51.880 about him
01:02:53.240 in here
01:02:53.480 because
01:02:53.760 there's
01:02:54.600 one that
01:02:55.040 I could
01:02:55.260 argue
01:02:55.620 as Prince
01:02:56.500 Andrew's
01:02:57.140 lawyer
01:02:57.600 is helpful
01:02:58.960 to Andrew
01:02:59.860 oh really
01:03:00.400 yes
01:03:00.940 in that
01:03:01.500 he's saying
01:03:03.060 behind the
01:03:03.540 scenes to
01:03:03.900 Jeffrey
01:03:04.180 you got to
01:03:05.080 put this
01:03:05.480 story out
01:03:06.280 like it's
01:03:06.640 breaking
01:03:06.940 about him
01:03:07.540 with Virginia
01:03:08.240 Dufres
01:03:08.580 and the arm
01:03:09.160 around
01:03:09.420 he's like
01:03:09.800 I had
01:03:10.540 nothing to
01:03:10.960 do with
01:03:11.260 this
01:03:11.440 you've got
01:03:11.780 to get
01:03:11.980 on top
01:03:12.380 of this
01:03:12.680 like
01:03:12.920 handle this
01:03:14.220 please
01:03:14.500 and then
01:03:15.340 you see
01:03:15.600 a lot
01:03:15.780 of comments
01:03:16.100 by Epstein
01:03:16.660 being like
01:03:17.220 she's a liar
01:03:18.080 she you know
01:03:18.620 she's he said
01:03:19.920 something like
01:03:20.280 she had sex
01:03:20.820 with everyone
01:03:21.400 but Elvis
01:03:22.380 and he's
01:03:22.800 mocking her
01:03:23.800 listing like
01:03:24.980 her long list
01:03:25.660 of people
01:03:26.000 she was allegedly
01:03:26.660 trafficked to
01:03:27.420 right
01:03:27.800 and that's
01:03:28.780 them behind
01:03:29.320 the scenes
01:03:29.720 when it
01:03:30.040 wasn't
01:03:30.840 hadn't come
01:03:31.380 out
01:03:31.740 you know
01:03:32.060 it's not
01:03:32.300 like a
01:03:32.560 public
01:03:32.800 conversation
01:03:33.460 it's them
01:03:34.800 behind the
01:03:35.280 scenes
01:03:35.400 kind of
01:03:35.660 rolling
01:03:35.880 their eyes
01:03:36.300 at how
01:03:36.580 absurd
01:03:36.880 she is
01:03:37.380 and also
01:03:38.400 Andrew
01:03:38.800 being like
01:03:39.180 could you
01:03:39.440 please
01:03:39.660 get rid
01:03:40.000 of this
01:03:40.220 nonsense
01:03:40.560 like I
01:03:42.240 don't want
01:03:42.680 this
01:03:42.920 and you know
01:03:44.500 could just
01:03:44.780 be cover
01:03:45.260 totally
01:03:46.000 but I was
01:03:47.260 like if
01:03:47.600 I'm repping
01:03:48.420 Prince Andrew
01:03:49.060 I'm not
01:03:49.840 opposed to
01:03:50.300 this exchange
01:03:50.860 being released
01:03:51.520 I that
01:03:52.920 but my
01:03:53.420 question would
01:03:53.940 be why
01:03:54.640 in those
01:03:55.240 that email
01:03:55.860 exchange
01:03:56.400 wouldn't
01:03:56.900 Andrew
01:03:57.460 have
01:03:57.740 memorialized
01:03:59.560 his later
01:04:00.160 claim that
01:04:00.640 that photo
01:04:01.040 was doctored
01:04:01.560 and he was
01:04:01.940 never even
01:04:02.380 there
01:04:02.700 well that
01:04:03.440 that's the
01:04:03.860 other thing
01:04:04.160 that comes
01:04:04.480 up that's
01:04:04.780 not helpful
01:04:05.220 the photo
01:04:05.740 is real
01:04:06.100 Epstein
01:04:06.760 verifies that
01:04:07.760 that photo
01:04:08.240 is real
01:04:08.800 that Andrew
01:04:09.600 has been
01:04:09.840 telling us
01:04:10.320 is a false
01:04:11.020 photo since
01:04:12.260 it hit the
01:04:13.220 public airwaves
01:04:13.840 and he's
01:04:14.900 what's
01:04:15.300 happening
01:04:15.600 with him
01:04:15.940 you cover
01:04:16.540 on your
01:04:17.500 show a lot
01:04:17.920 what's going
01:04:18.300 on with the
01:04:18.660 royals
01:04:18.960 and Kinsey
01:04:20.500 she brings us
01:04:21.540 our royal update
01:04:22.380 yeah
01:04:22.780 and it seems
01:04:24.220 like Andrew
01:04:24.720 now could be
01:04:25.260 facing criminal
01:04:26.540 charges relating
01:04:27.440 to financial
01:04:28.380 impropriety
01:04:29.280 alleged financial
01:04:30.360 impropriety
01:04:30.900 alleged financial
01:04:31.580 impropriety
01:04:32.240 both Andrew
01:04:33.560 and Sarah
01:04:34.560 Ferguson
01:04:35.000 Sarah Ferguson
01:04:36.560 everybody knows
01:04:37.440 has been
01:04:37.720 raiding the
01:04:38.260 kitty of her
01:04:38.780 charity
01:04:39.180 for years
01:04:40.280 Andrew
01:04:41.620 we do
01:04:41.900 know
01:04:42.080 I didn't
01:04:42.420 know that
01:04:42.820 allegedly
01:04:43.560 I should
01:04:44.880 qualify that
01:04:45.720 but the
01:04:47.200 the latest
01:04:48.020 reporting
01:04:48.520 is that
01:04:48.960 Andrew
01:04:49.420 may actually
01:04:50.360 and Sarah
01:04:51.000 Ferguson
01:04:51.380 leave the
01:04:52.160 country
01:04:52.480 to avoid
01:04:53.480 any kind
01:04:54.760 of criminal
01:04:55.120 prosecution
01:04:55.760 oh god
01:04:57.180 are we going
01:04:57.500 to get stuck
01:04:57.960 with them
01:04:58.280 too
01:04:58.560 no
01:04:59.160 they'll never
01:04:59.700 come here
01:05:00.200 they'll never
01:05:00.960 come here
01:05:01.400 but you know
01:05:02.060 it's a lovely
01:05:02.540 parallel
01:05:02.980 because
01:05:03.440 you know
01:05:05.280 Meghan
01:05:06.820 has really
01:05:07.980 come into
01:05:08.320 full flower
01:05:08.900 as not
01:05:09.900 the second
01:05:10.560 incarnation of
01:05:11.240 Diana
01:05:11.540 as she would
01:05:12.160 so love to
01:05:12.860 be regarded
01:05:13.300 but she's
01:05:14.480 really Fergie
01:05:14.960 2.0
01:05:15.580 yes I can see
01:05:17.000 that
01:05:17.220 that's a much
01:05:18.140 better role model
01:05:19.260 for her
01:05:19.740 and what she's
01:05:20.320 become
01:05:20.700 she's
01:05:22.020 as absurd
01:05:24.540 as ever
01:05:25.120 Meghan Markle
01:05:26.820 yeah
01:05:27.080 she
01:05:27.900 showed up
01:05:30.100 at the
01:05:30.280 Kris Jenner
01:05:30.800 70th birthday
01:05:31.720 bash
01:05:32.080 with Harry
01:05:33.320 and got her
01:05:34.760 picture taken
01:05:35.360 and I'm
01:05:36.700 just going
01:05:36.920 to be honest
01:05:37.280 she didn't
01:05:37.760 look good
01:05:38.040 in either
01:05:38.280 other shot
01:05:38.960 oh everybody's
01:05:40.020 been saying
01:05:40.240 that's the
01:05:40.540 conversation
01:05:41.220 I've been
01:05:41.520 having all
01:05:41.900 week
01:05:42.160 right
01:05:42.400 yeah
01:05:42.720 she did
01:05:43.140 not look
01:05:43.460 good
01:05:43.820 here's
01:05:44.380 we're putting
01:05:44.760 it on the
01:05:45.040 board
01:05:45.220 there's one
01:05:45.700 with Kim
01:05:45.960 Kardashian
01:05:46.360 who's in
01:05:46.740 the purple
01:05:47.060 and then
01:05:47.800 there's one
01:05:48.180 with Kris
01:05:48.780 Kardashian
01:05:49.400 who is
01:05:49.960 in the red
01:05:50.600 dress
01:05:50.900 Meghan
01:05:51.400 can we
01:05:51.840 stop for
01:05:52.240 a moment
01:05:52.500 here
01:05:52.760 we're going
01:05:53.260 to talk
01:05:53.460 about this
01:05:53.780 on the
01:05:54.000 nerve
01:05:54.240 but if
01:05:54.720 you look
01:05:54.960 at the
01:05:55.200 former
01:05:55.640 photo
01:05:55.900 the first
01:05:56.440 one
01:05:56.780 where Harry
01:05:57.520 is looking
01:05:57.960 at Kris
01:05:58.840 if you look
01:06:00.100 closely
01:06:00.460 okay
01:06:00.780 his eyes
01:06:01.720 do you see
01:06:02.820 where they are
01:06:03.280 on her boobs
01:06:04.060 and he looks
01:06:05.320 wasted
01:06:06.560 wasted
01:06:07.700 and Meghan
01:06:08.360 that's your
01:06:09.700 prize
01:06:10.540 okay
01:06:10.940 that's your
01:06:11.900 duke
01:06:12.480 your prince
01:06:13.360 of the blood
01:06:13.900 he's ogling
01:06:14.640 a 70 year
01:06:15.560 old woman
01:06:16.040 it's so true
01:06:16.960 I hadn't
01:06:17.400 considered that
01:06:18.040 as one of
01:06:18.360 the motivations
01:06:19.000 for what we
01:06:20.240 now know
01:06:21.180 was a demand
01:06:22.420 reportedly
01:06:23.180 by Meghan
01:06:24.120 to take
01:06:24.940 down
01:06:25.600 these
01:06:26.200 pictures
01:06:26.800 she was
01:06:27.960 pissed
01:06:28.420 that the
01:06:29.340 Kardashians
01:06:29.860 posted
01:06:30.160 them
01:06:30.340 meanwhile
01:06:30.600 what
01:06:31.640 lunatic
01:06:32.120 poses
01:06:32.560 for a
01:06:32.920 photo
01:06:33.120 with a
01:06:33.440 Kardashian
01:06:33.940 and thinks
01:06:34.600 it's not
01:06:35.000 going to
01:06:35.160 get posted
01:06:35.700 why are we
01:06:36.780 alive
01:06:37.240 you know
01:06:38.020 to paraphrase
01:06:38.680 Warren Beatty
01:06:39.320 to Madonna
01:06:39.880 in truth or
01:06:40.420 dare
01:06:40.620 right
01:06:40.920 if you're
01:06:41.400 not on
01:06:41.700 camera
01:06:41.960 why live
01:06:42.540 does it
01:06:42.800 even
01:06:42.960 matter
01:06:43.240 does it
01:06:43.460 matter
01:06:43.740 so
01:06:44.520 they go
01:06:45.000 the cost
01:06:45.780 of entry
01:06:46.340 this is a
01:06:46.880 blood oath
01:06:47.560 you take
01:06:48.000 when you
01:06:48.320 cross
01:06:48.840 the threshold
01:06:49.520 of any
01:06:50.060 Kardashian
01:06:50.900 Jenner
01:06:51.580 enterprise
01:06:52.120 you're going
01:06:52.500 to be
01:06:52.760 exploited
01:06:53.260 your image
01:06:54.280 and likeness
01:06:54.960 you are signing
01:06:55.820 it away
01:06:56.440 just kiss
01:06:56.940 it goodbye
01:06:57.540 and so
01:06:58.920 you know
01:06:59.200 you will
01:06:59.680 be exploited
01:07:00.620 that should
01:07:01.080 be like
01:07:01.440 underneath
01:07:02.040 the entryway
01:07:03.140 of every
01:07:03.500 Kardashian
01:07:03.880 event
01:07:04.240 100
01:07:04.640 like South
01:07:05.280 Park
01:07:05.600 like we
01:07:05.940 want our
01:07:06.220 privacy
01:07:06.620 you will
01:07:07.060 be
01:07:07.200 exploited
01:07:07.740 we want
01:07:09.260 privacy
01:07:09.640 and so
01:07:10.320 these
01:07:10.540 so apparently
01:07:11.460 now the
01:07:11.860 Kardashian
01:07:12.260 Jenners
01:07:12.760 are
01:07:13.100 extremely
01:07:14.180 angry
01:07:14.600 with the
01:07:15.160 Sussexes
01:07:15.720 for making
01:07:16.420 this ad hoc
01:07:17.120 demand
01:07:17.660 when the
01:07:18.360 cost of
01:07:18.760 entry
01:07:18.980 I mean
01:07:19.300 Megan
01:07:20.060 the driveway
01:07:21.840 leading up
01:07:22.440 to this
01:07:22.740 thing
01:07:23.060 was
01:07:23.500 they had
01:07:24.020 hired
01:07:24.540 like the
01:07:24.980 best
01:07:25.200 paparazzi
01:07:25.740 in the
01:07:26.040 business
01:07:26.420 to take
01:07:27.200 photos
01:07:27.640 of all
01:07:27.980 the guests
01:07:28.460 coming in
01:07:29.120 this is how
01:07:30.180 we got
01:07:30.480 our favorite
01:07:30.960 platonic
01:07:31.400 couple
01:07:31.840 Oprah and
01:07:32.320 Gail
01:07:32.520 together
01:07:32.960 right
01:07:33.460 entering
01:07:34.500 the
01:07:34.720 Bezos
01:07:35.060 Sanchez
01:07:35.580 lair
01:07:36.000 they were
01:07:36.660 the ones
01:07:37.000 throwing
01:07:37.300 the party
01:07:37.740 for Chris
01:07:38.200 by the
01:07:38.480 way
01:07:38.720 Jeff Bezos
01:07:39.720 oh naturally
01:07:40.420 so you know
01:07:41.660 there's all
01:07:42.040 theories about
01:07:42.660 why Megan
01:07:43.040 wanted to be
01:07:43.560 in that
01:07:43.880 party
01:07:44.240 in particular
01:07:44.960 well and
01:07:45.500 so who
01:07:46.040 shows up
01:07:46.580 and then
01:07:46.900 scolds
01:07:47.480 the host
01:07:47.960 the birthday
01:07:48.480 girl
01:07:48.920 for having
01:07:49.960 the photo
01:07:50.620 with them
01:07:51.080 it's like
01:07:51.300 then don't
01:07:51.820 pose for it
01:07:52.620 you idiot
01:07:53.200 just say
01:07:53.600 I'd rather
01:07:54.240 not
01:07:54.600 how about
01:07:55.520 don't go
01:07:56.140 don't even
01:07:57.360 go
01:07:57.680 you know
01:07:58.160 the thing
01:07:58.440 that struck
01:07:58.840 me too
01:07:59.160 about those
01:07:59.560 images of
01:08:00.100 Megan
01:08:00.320 entering
01:08:00.940 you know
01:08:01.560 Harry had
01:08:02.400 her by the
01:08:02.780 hand
01:08:02.980 but she
01:08:03.240 was several
01:08:03.640 steps
01:08:03.940 behind
01:08:04.300 and she
01:08:04.720 was beaming
01:08:05.960 like this
01:08:06.580 was like
01:08:07.060 I'm back
01:08:07.840 her fullest
01:08:08.960 self-actualization
01:08:11.020 she's at a
01:08:11.880 Hollywood party
01:08:12.640 hosted by
01:08:13.920 Kris Jenner
01:08:15.420 now if she
01:08:16.100 had an iota
01:08:16.800 of common
01:08:17.280 sense
01:08:17.660 she would
01:08:18.380 have realized
01:08:18.820 that had
01:08:19.160 she just
01:08:19.580 stayed
01:08:20.260 as a royal
01:08:21.320 it would
01:08:21.760 have been
01:08:21.960 the likes
01:08:22.280 of Kris
01:08:22.720 Jenner
01:08:23.100 desperate
01:08:24.000 to be
01:08:24.380 in a room
01:08:24.720 with her
01:08:25.000 desperate
01:08:25.840 to be
01:08:26.600 in a room
01:08:27.100 with Meghan
01:08:27.520 Markle
01:08:27.920 and how
01:08:28.800 the tables
01:08:29.300 have turned
01:08:29.780 and she's
01:08:30.260 too
01:08:30.640 she's not
01:08:31.540 as clever
01:08:32.040 as she
01:08:32.380 thinks
01:08:32.780 she doesn't
01:08:33.820 get that
01:08:34.220 this is
01:08:34.560 not good
01:08:35.120 for her
01:08:35.460 brand
01:08:35.860 yeah
01:08:36.160 she's
01:08:37.380 hawking
01:08:38.200 her
01:08:38.660 marmalade
01:08:39.400 and her
01:08:40.420 friend
01:08:40.740 Oprah
01:08:41.300 just put
01:08:42.660 it on
01:08:43.180 her most
01:08:43.980 favorite
01:08:44.740 things
01:08:45.460 Maureen
01:08:45.900 Oprah
01:08:46.660 loves
01:08:47.500 the
01:08:47.820 marmalade
01:08:48.500 so much
01:08:49.360 it's a
01:08:50.240 favorite
01:08:50.800 of hers
01:08:51.600 that came
01:08:52.300 across
01:08:52.720 totally
01:08:53.300 organically
01:08:53.980 it was
01:08:55.120 not bought
01:08:55.660 and paid
01:08:56.000 for
01:08:56.360 by her
01:08:57.460 choosing
01:08:57.940 Oprah
01:08:58.300 for her
01:08:58.740 big reveal
01:08:59.240 about the
01:08:59.600 royal family
01:08:59.980 being a
01:09:00.300 bunch
01:09:00.420 of racists
01:09:00.900 it's
01:09:01.640 real
01:09:02.160 for sure
01:09:02.660 and just
01:09:03.520 to prove
01:09:03.780 how real
01:09:04.200 it is
01:09:04.620 our friend
01:09:05.880 Link Lauren
01:09:06.440 decided to
01:09:07.640 order some
01:09:08.480 of the orange
01:09:09.000 marmalade
01:09:09.760 just to see
01:09:10.640 for himself
01:09:11.140 if it was
01:09:11.820 amazing
01:09:12.160 and a
01:09:12.680 favorite
01:09:12.960 and here's
01:09:13.640 how that
01:09:13.860 went
01:09:14.060 I feel like
01:09:16.340 I'm at
01:09:16.600 fat camp
01:09:17.140 and they're
01:09:17.400 like forcing
01:09:17.840 me to eat
01:09:18.220 vegetables
01:09:18.660 or something
01:09:19.160 I don't
01:09:19.460 know if
01:09:19.660 fat camp
01:09:20.040 is real
01:09:20.560 okay
01:09:21.080 no
01:09:28.920 oh no
01:09:29.620 oh no
01:09:30.060 oh no
01:09:30.400 I literally
01:09:31.080 feel my
01:09:31.460 throat
01:09:31.620 closing
01:09:31.980 oh my
01:09:32.920 god
01:09:33.480 orange
01:09:35.200 marmalade
01:09:35.800 tastes like
01:09:37.480 crap
01:09:37.720 I actually
01:09:39.260 feel sick
01:09:39.840 that's really
01:09:41.480 not good
01:09:41.880 that's not
01:09:42.520 good
01:09:42.740 oh no
01:09:43.560 he looks
01:09:44.340 genuinely
01:09:44.800 upset
01:09:45.240 yeah
01:09:45.460 no
01:09:45.820 one more
01:09:46.460 he bought
01:09:47.640 one of her
01:09:48.420 candles
01:09:48.980 uh huh
01:09:49.520 you know
01:09:49.760 that she
01:09:50.220 was using
01:09:50.600 the utensil
01:09:51.440 the wrong
01:09:51.780 way to
01:09:52.060 make
01:09:52.300 oh yes
01:09:53.800 that that
01:09:54.520 I don't
01:09:55.020 we're not
01:09:55.640 kitchen people
01:09:56.240 but there
01:09:57.140 is like
01:09:57.640 some grabber
01:09:58.340 thingy
01:09:59.100 that grabs
01:09:59.900 the candle
01:10:00.460 and she
01:10:01.360 was using
01:10:01.780 it the wrong
01:10:02.200 way
01:10:02.360 I think
01:10:02.580 it was
01:10:02.720 the candle
01:10:03.100 but in
01:10:03.400 any event
01:10:03.680 she was
01:10:03.900 in the
01:10:04.120 kitchen
01:10:04.300 trying to
01:10:04.620 use this
01:10:04.940 and Emily
01:10:05.540 Zanotti
01:10:05.980 who's a
01:10:06.820 great
01:10:06.960 follow on
01:10:07.420 X
01:10:07.680 reliably
01:10:08.920 tells me
01:10:09.520 and she's
01:10:10.060 a great
01:10:10.320 chef
01:10:10.660 she had
01:10:11.920 it completely
01:10:12.560 upside down
01:10:13.680 it was
01:10:14.060 she was not
01:10:14.560 using it
01:10:14.900 the right
01:10:15.120 way
01:10:15.340 our new
01:10:15.700 Martha
01:10:15.940 Stewart
01:10:16.280 doesn't
01:10:16.580 know
01:10:19.520 America needs
01:10:20.120 to know
01:10:20.280 she also
01:10:20.700 cannot make
01:10:21.220 candles
01:10:21.620 because here's
01:10:22.120 what happened
01:10:22.440 when Link
01:10:22.840 ordered one
01:10:23.520 no
01:10:26.800 you guys
01:10:28.420 taking it
01:10:29.600 out of the
01:10:29.820 box
01:10:30.040 you guys
01:10:30.620 there's no
01:10:31.340 wick
01:10:31.900 wait
01:10:32.600 wait
01:10:32.820 producer
01:10:33.380 Kylie
01:10:33.880 there's no
01:10:35.660 wick
01:10:35.960 right
01:10:36.220 am I
01:10:36.540 crazy
01:10:37.020 where's
01:10:38.020 the thing
01:10:38.320 that I
01:10:38.600 light
01:10:38.960 not there
01:10:41.000 this has
01:10:41.980 to be
01:10:42.180 a joke
01:10:42.760 no I'm
01:10:43.960 not even
01:10:44.300 kidding
01:10:44.660 I'm not
01:10:45.860 kidding
01:10:46.040 you guys
01:10:46.540 this isn't
01:10:46.960 a stunt
01:10:47.740 there's
01:10:48.360 literally
01:10:48.980 nothing
01:10:50.220 to light
01:10:50.780 in here
01:10:51.240 no it's
01:10:54.760 not pasted
01:10:55.320 down
01:10:55.460 my producers
01:10:55.960 in my
01:10:56.260 ear
01:10:56.460 is it
01:10:56.740 pasted
01:10:57.080 down
01:10:57.360 no it's
01:10:58.060 not pasted
01:10:58.840 down
01:10:59.040 zoom in
01:10:59.580 there's
01:11:00.160 literally
01:11:00.720 nothing
01:11:01.460 there's
01:11:02.400 nothing
01:11:02.740 to light
01:11:03.300 on the
01:11:03.660 candle
01:11:04.040 this is
01:11:04.360 like
01:11:04.500 Meghan
01:11:04.780 Markle's
01:11:05.280 career
01:11:05.700 he
01:11:07.040 he tried
01:11:07.620 to get
01:11:07.820 a refund
01:11:08.420 and
01:11:09.040 he's
01:11:09.580 having
01:11:09.840 difficulty
01:11:10.420 getting
01:11:10.720 his money
01:11:11.100 you don't
01:11:12.720 say
01:11:13.180 I mean
01:11:13.960 this is
01:11:14.260 why I
01:11:14.540 think
01:11:14.640 she's
01:11:14.840 first of
01:11:15.160 all
01:11:15.280 is
01:11:15.460 that
01:11:15.620 not
01:11:15.760 the
01:11:15.880 metaphor
01:11:16.160 for
01:11:16.440 Meghan
01:11:16.640 Markle
01:11:17.040 in
01:11:17.400 particular
01:11:17.840 like
01:11:18.260 there is
01:11:18.840 no
01:11:19.000 center
01:11:19.380 there is
01:11:20.160 no
01:11:20.340 through
01:11:20.620 line
01:11:21.020 and there's
01:11:21.440 nothing to light up
01:11:22.340 there's no light inside
01:11:23.180 there's no light
01:11:23.820 there's no light
01:11:24.600 so in that regard
01:11:26.280 you know
01:11:26.920 chef's kitsch
01:11:27.580 she nailed it
01:11:28.400 yes
01:11:28.780 yeah
01:11:30.200 you know
01:11:30.600 what is
01:11:31.060 did you see
01:11:32.280 did you see
01:11:32.760 her announcement
01:11:33.220 the other day
01:11:33.800 about
01:11:34.140 her Netflix
01:11:35.000 holiday special
01:11:35.740 dropping
01:11:36.080 December 3rd
01:11:36.780 oh god
01:11:37.140 what
01:11:37.480 we're gonna
01:11:37.820 have to
01:11:38.060 fire up
01:11:38.440 the band
01:11:38.920 we
01:11:39.560 I'm afraid
01:11:40.720 we might
01:11:41.240 have to
01:11:41.860 some
01:11:42.800 some
01:11:43.240 merrymaking
01:11:44.040 she's doing
01:11:44.940 so it's
01:11:45.340 so it's
01:11:46.260 dropping
01:11:46.680 December 3rd
01:11:47.460 it's her
01:11:47.820 it's
01:11:48.340 the tagline
01:11:48.940 is something
01:11:49.320 like
01:11:49.760 like honoring
01:11:51.260 traditions
01:11:51.840 and creating
01:11:52.560 new ones
01:11:53.140 some bullshit
01:11:53.780 like that
01:11:54.220 but then I
01:11:55.040 went over
01:11:55.340 right over
01:11:55.700 to Netflix's
01:11:56.660 Instagram
01:11:57.160 to see
01:11:57.600 there was
01:11:58.180 no mention
01:11:58.820 of the
01:11:59.560 of the
01:11:59.900 Megan special
01:12:00.600 not surprising
01:12:01.640 not surprising
01:12:02.640 whatsoever
01:12:03.040 although they
01:12:03.740 did have
01:12:04.060 some great
01:12:04.520 somebody
01:12:05.560 did grab
01:12:07.240 it
01:12:07.480 and I have
01:12:07.980 some
01:12:08.200 I'm gonna
01:12:08.540 do some
01:12:08.840 screenshots
01:12:09.180 on the
01:12:09.540 nerve
01:12:09.720 tomorrow
01:12:10.080 of
01:12:10.340 places
01:12:11.080 where the
01:12:11.400 comments
01:12:11.660 are open
01:12:12.200 and they're
01:12:12.580 great
01:12:12.820 okay
01:12:13.180 oh good
01:12:13.540 you know
01:12:13.740 she keeps
01:12:14.100 her comments
01:12:14.500 off
01:12:14.880 permanently
01:12:15.340 like a
01:12:15.840 coward
01:12:16.060 she does
01:12:16.680 not want
01:12:17.020 to hear
01:12:17.200 what we
01:12:17.400 have to
01:12:17.620 say
01:12:17.860 she doesn't
01:12:18.260 want to
01:12:18.420 hear
01:12:18.500 what
01:12:18.620 anybody
01:12:18.820 has to
01:12:19.060 say
01:12:19.200 no
01:12:19.320 although
01:12:19.600 do you
01:12:20.000 I
01:12:20.320 believe
01:12:20.680 she
01:12:20.860 definitely
01:12:21.260 watched
01:12:21.720 version
01:12:22.080 100%
01:12:23.820 right
01:12:24.160 she's
01:12:24.620 making
01:12:24.900 veiled
01:12:25.280 references
01:12:25.760 to us
01:12:26.280 in some
01:12:26.580 of these
01:12:26.800 interviews
01:12:27.140 I know
01:12:27.660 yeah
01:12:28.040 it's fine
01:12:28.840 keep it
01:12:29.220 going
01:12:29.400 I love
01:12:29.760 it
01:12:29.900 she should
01:12:30.200 be on her
01:12:30.660 knees
01:12:30.820 thanking us
01:12:31.480 she's
01:12:32.180 if she
01:12:32.500 were smart
01:12:33.020 she would
01:12:33.320 be like
01:12:33.580 can I do
01:12:33.980 one with
01:12:34.280 you guys
01:12:34.680 yeah
01:12:35.040 can I do
01:12:35.420 a spoof
01:12:35.920 of myself
01:12:36.520 with you
01:12:36.840 guys
01:12:37.140 didn't you
01:12:37.500 say
01:12:37.840 the only
01:12:38.200 reason
01:12:38.440 she's
01:12:38.680 getting
01:12:38.840 any
01:12:39.060 views
01:12:39.280 at all
01:12:39.760 is because
01:12:40.280 of
01:12:40.500 rubbernecking
01:12:41.060 from our
01:12:42.140 mocking
01:12:43.100 yeah
01:12:43.460 people are
01:12:44.140 like oh
01:12:44.440 now I want
01:12:44.880 to take a
01:12:45.180 look at
01:12:45.340 what she's
01:12:45.600 doing
01:12:45.860 just to
01:12:46.400 laugh at
01:12:46.720 it
01:12:46.840 it's
01:12:47.060 fun
01:12:47.320 it's
01:12:47.560 comedy
01:12:47.900 yeah
01:12:48.280 oh by
01:12:48.860 the way
01:12:49.060 I've heard
01:12:49.620 a rumor
01:12:50.120 that Daniel
01:12:50.760 the makeup
01:12:51.400 artist
01:12:51.700 is now
01:12:52.060 on the
01:12:52.280 out
01:12:52.460 her dear
01:12:54.240 friend
01:12:55.740 for life
01:12:56.180 because the
01:12:56.720 rumor also
01:12:57.420 was that
01:12:57.860 you know
01:12:58.060 when she
01:12:58.260 went to
01:12:58.540 Balenciaga
01:12:59.180 which had
01:13:00.380 its own
01:13:01.060 pedophilia
01:13:02.580 yeah
01:13:03.200 she had
01:13:03.840 no problem
01:13:04.240 with
01:13:04.440 no problem
01:13:05.520 childhood
01:13:06.560 bullying
01:13:07.040 online
01:13:07.420 bullying
01:13:07.780 no problem
01:13:08.340 she allegedly
01:13:09.920 flew
01:13:10.680 first class
01:13:12.060 and put
01:13:12.480 Daniel
01:13:12.800 the makeup
01:13:13.140 artist
01:13:13.460 in coach
01:13:13.960 her dear
01:13:14.940 friend
01:13:15.300 that is
01:13:19.520 so on
01:13:20.080 brand
01:13:20.460 isn't it
01:13:20.980 yes
01:13:21.600 god
01:13:21.940 she's
01:13:22.240 nasty
01:13:22.580 you'd think
01:13:23.320 she'd be
01:13:23.720 smart enough
01:13:24.220 to your point
01:13:24.580 if she's
01:13:24.820 not that
01:13:25.080 clever
01:13:25.280 just for
01:13:26.500 like looks
01:13:27.340 sake
01:13:27.800 you know
01:13:28.200 just for
01:13:28.540 the appearance
01:13:29.180 of it
01:13:29.740 to upgrade
01:13:30.800 the guy
01:13:31.200 right
01:13:32.220 treat the
01:13:33.000 people who
01:13:33.640 are
01:13:34.000 their job
01:13:34.660 is to
01:13:34.900 make you
01:13:35.200 look the
01:13:35.500 best you
01:13:36.040 possibly
01:13:36.480 can look
01:13:37.000 make them
01:13:38.100 feel valued
01:13:39.160 and make
01:13:39.780 their travel
01:13:40.340 comfortable
01:13:40.900 and this
01:13:41.980 is this
01:13:42.300 always goes
01:13:42.680 to my
01:13:42.940 theory
01:13:43.280 this is my
01:13:43.940 theory about
01:13:44.300 Michelle Obama's
01:13:44.940 people
01:13:45.160 I think
01:13:45.580 they hate
01:13:45.960 her
01:13:46.540 because
01:13:47.120 that would
01:13:47.380 explain a lot
01:13:48.300 wouldn't it
01:13:48.860 explain a lot
01:13:49.720 like her
01:13:50.220 presentation
01:13:50.800 is often
01:13:51.800 like off
01:13:52.620 yes
01:13:53.200 like that
01:13:53.540 Robin Roberts
01:13:54.300 interview she
01:13:54.840 did in that
01:13:55.260 like the
01:13:55.940 huge denim
01:13:56.860 leisure suit
01:13:58.000 was like
01:13:58.340 so unattractive
01:13:59.480 the shoulders
01:14:00.320 were out here
01:14:01.240 you know she's
01:14:01.920 already got
01:14:02.440 like a
01:14:03.580 feel that's
01:14:04.320 not quite
01:14:04.760 the most
01:14:05.380 feminine
01:14:05.740 right
01:14:06.180 so what
01:14:06.940 what does
01:14:07.220 her team
01:14:07.600 do
01:14:07.940 they put
01:14:08.780 her in
01:14:09.140 like
01:14:09.520 what do
01:14:10.120 you call
01:14:10.440 those
01:14:10.660 things
01:14:10.940 shoulder pads
01:14:11.540 we've got
01:14:12.320 to get a
01:14:12.640 full screen
01:14:13.060 of that
01:14:13.400 please let's
01:14:13.980 drop that
01:14:14.320 in for the
01:14:14.660 YouTube audience
01:14:15.180 so they see
01:14:15.640 what we're
01:14:15.880 talking about
01:14:16.500 all right
01:14:17.040 wait I want
01:14:17.340 to do one
01:14:17.640 more on
01:14:17.880 Meghan Markle
01:14:18.320 because we
01:14:18.700 do have to
01:14:19.260 get to
01:14:19.440 Michelle Obama
01:14:19.960 but I
01:14:20.540 and also
01:14:21.140 Oprah
01:14:21.440 the other
01:14:23.660 thing Meghan
01:14:24.060 Markle's in the
01:14:24.540 news for right
01:14:24.980 now is she's
01:14:25.980 found a whole
01:14:26.700 new way
01:14:27.340 for you
01:14:30.420 to spread
01:14:31.920 bagel
01:14:32.560 to spread
01:14:33.320 cream cheese
01:14:34.140 on your
01:14:34.540 bagel
01:14:35.060 oh really
01:14:35.960 did we need
01:14:36.540 that like
01:14:37.060 weren't you
01:14:37.680 every morning
01:14:38.200 like how
01:14:39.160 how do I
01:14:39.920 get the
01:14:40.500 cream cheese
01:14:41.560 out of this
01:14:42.000 container and
01:14:42.720 onto this
01:14:43.220 round circle
01:14:44.020 it's so
01:14:44.680 challenging
01:14:45.360 here it is
01:14:47.300 she wants you
01:14:48.300 to take the
01:14:48.780 cream cheese
01:14:49.240 out
01:14:49.520 okay
01:14:50.140 and much
01:14:50.800 like her
01:14:51.120 pretzel trick
01:14:51.720 she wants you
01:14:53.000 to just
01:14:53.380 smear it on
01:14:54.380 a plate
01:14:54.840 you see you
01:14:56.080 smear it
01:14:56.840 on a plate
01:14:57.980 and then you
01:14:58.820 put shit on it
01:14:59.780 like tomatoes
01:15:00.460 I think
01:15:00.900 and then you
01:15:02.560 oh flower
01:15:04.300 petals Maureen
01:15:05.380 it's the
01:15:06.140 flower petals
01:15:07.080 it's the
01:15:07.500 flower petals
01:15:08.200 on your
01:15:08.780 smeared
01:15:09.720 cream cheese
01:15:10.320 which now
01:15:10.700 does not
01:15:11.020 come out
01:15:11.300 of the
01:15:11.460 container
01:15:11.760 it's on
01:15:12.780 a plate
01:15:13.320 smushed
01:15:14.280 with random
01:15:15.440 things on top
01:15:16.220 of it
01:15:16.420 and then you
01:15:16.960 put it on
01:15:17.360 your bagel
01:15:17.880 okay so
01:15:18.900 we've upgraded
01:15:19.640 from removing
01:15:20.660 pretzels
01:15:21.160 from one
01:15:21.780 plastic bag
01:15:22.980 and putting
01:15:23.420 them into
01:15:23.880 another
01:15:24.360 plastic bag
01:15:25.220 elevating
01:15:25.960 elevating
01:15:26.740 and our
01:15:27.120 newest
01:15:27.520 innovation
01:15:28.080 is to
01:15:29.240 remove the
01:15:29.840 cream cheese
01:15:30.440 from its
01:15:30.840 container
01:15:31.320 and plate
01:15:32.240 it
01:15:32.460 okay I can't
01:15:35.080 wait to see
01:15:35.540 what she does
01:15:35.900 with like a
01:15:36.300 stick of butter
01:15:36.920 next she's
01:15:37.740 gonna be telling
01:15:38.160 us that our
01:15:38.740 you know Heinz
01:15:39.580 ketchup bottle
01:15:40.220 which has the
01:15:40.660 nice easy
01:15:41.080 squeeze thing
01:15:41.780 ought to be
01:15:42.200 smushed on
01:15:42.660 our table
01:15:43.140 some sort
01:15:44.300 of rainbow
01:15:45.100 display and
01:15:46.100 scooped up
01:15:46.660 by a knife
01:15:47.400 to put on
01:15:47.880 our burger
01:15:48.320 I I'm
01:15:49.980 I'm like
01:15:50.880 kind of
01:15:51.420 speechless
01:15:51.780 I'm kind
01:15:52.220 of a got
01:15:52.580 like again
01:15:53.200 this is why
01:15:53.640 I think
01:15:53.900 everybody in
01:15:54.560 her
01:15:54.780 employee
01:15:55.280 hates
01:15:55.640 her
01:15:55.820 like
01:15:56.060 and
01:15:56.620 and
01:15:56.840 there's
01:15:57.080 nobody
01:15:57.400 who
01:15:57.600 could
01:15:57.720 say
01:15:57.920 that's
01:15:58.320 not a
01:15:58.620 good idea
01:15:59.080 that's
01:15:59.400 not a good
01:16:00.400 idea
01:16:00.760 it's not
01:16:01.240 let's
01:16:01.600 let's
01:16:01.940 let's
01:16:02.840 put a pin
01:16:03.360 in that
01:16:03.680 and brainstorm
01:16:04.280 something else
01:16:05.320 you know
01:16:05.720 no truly
01:16:06.840 like it's
01:16:07.540 what's so funny
01:16:08.680 about watching
01:16:09.200 her do these
01:16:09.700 kitchen things
01:16:10.240 is I often
01:16:11.320 feel
01:16:11.680 it would be
01:16:12.600 like saying
01:16:13.180 to me
01:16:13.820 could you
01:16:14.920 show us
01:16:15.320 some kitchen
01:16:15.780 tips
01:16:16.180 you know
01:16:16.760 and I'm
01:16:17.380 like in
01:16:17.740 there
01:16:18.020 maybe
01:16:19.180 maybe we
01:16:20.020 should
01:16:20.200 smear
01:16:20.640 the cream
01:16:21.660 cheese
01:16:21.980 on a plate
01:16:22.720 maybe we
01:16:23.840 should put
01:16:24.140 the pretzels
01:16:24.740 from one
01:16:25.260 bag to
01:16:25.560 like that
01:16:26.180 is the
01:16:26.460 shit
01:16:26.600 I could
01:16:27.120 come up
01:16:27.440 with
01:16:27.620 I
01:16:27.900 actually
01:16:28.480 am always
01:16:29.080 very nervous
01:16:29.620 about whatever
01:16:30.160 knife I
01:16:30.840 choose to
01:16:31.480 try to cut
01:16:32.040 a bagel
01:16:32.460 in half
01:16:32.900 like I'm
01:16:33.240 worried I
01:16:33.620 might choose
01:16:34.100 the right
01:16:34.520 wrong
01:16:35.440 and like
01:16:36.160 harm my
01:16:36.600 like I
01:16:37.060 like I'm
01:16:37.480 like you
01:16:37.840 I'm like
01:16:38.280 that
01:16:38.440 slice it
01:16:40.440 for me
01:16:40.720 at the bodega
01:16:41.780 whatever
01:16:42.220 not for lack
01:16:42.840 of effort
01:16:43.220 not for lack
01:16:43.920 of effort
01:16:44.200 but no I
01:16:44.600 would never
01:16:44.880 put myself
01:16:45.300 like and
01:16:45.660 again what
01:16:46.100 is her
01:16:46.440 lane
01:16:46.840 she's
01:16:47.760 she's in
01:16:48.500 this like
01:16:49.000 she's in
01:16:49.760 this domestic
01:16:50.880 lane of
01:16:52.440 of but
01:16:54.060 but now
01:16:54.480 she's like
01:16:55.020 she's over
01:16:55.840 at the
01:16:56.080 Kardashians
01:16:56.800 trying to
01:16:57.840 I mean
01:16:58.660 the rumor
01:17:00.140 is she's like
01:17:00.620 looking for
01:17:00.980 more acting
01:17:01.480 work now
01:17:01.800 we're getting
01:17:02.080 back into
01:17:02.460 acting right
01:17:03.020 oh she
01:17:03.940 apparently
01:17:04.360 she
01:17:04.620 infuriated
01:17:06.580 whoever's
01:17:07.080 producing that
01:17:07.740 indie movie
01:17:08.360 she's acting
01:17:09.240 as herself
01:17:09.760 in
01:17:09.960 because they
01:17:10.720 wanted to
01:17:11.140 keep her
01:17:11.480 cameo
01:17:11.880 a surprise
01:17:12.780 but she
01:17:14.120 leaked it
01:17:14.920 because they
01:17:15.440 have no
01:17:16.300 self-control
01:17:17.440 and because
01:17:17.960 she needs
01:17:18.340 to see her
01:17:18.660 name in
01:17:18.900 headlines
01:17:19.220 she's really
01:17:19.980 unhappy
01:17:20.400 if you're
01:17:21.160 seeing enough
01:17:21.760 press about
01:17:22.620 herself
01:17:23.240 meanwhile
01:17:24.100 if she had
01:17:25.020 just stayed
01:17:25.600 on Suits
01:17:26.360 you know
01:17:27.400 she might
01:17:27.760 have had
01:17:27.960 a decent
01:17:28.320 career
01:17:28.760 as an
01:17:29.220 actress
01:17:29.700 probably
01:17:30.800 B-list
01:17:31.360 whatever
01:17:31.840 at best
01:17:32.480 for her
01:17:32.780 but
01:17:33.020 so what
01:17:34.160 you're a
01:17:34.500 working
01:17:34.740 actor
01:17:35.100 it seemed
01:17:35.660 to be
01:17:35.880 something
01:17:36.140 she really
01:17:36.580 loved
01:17:36.960 right
01:17:37.420 my kids
01:17:38.080 actually
01:17:38.340 like that
01:17:38.760 show
01:17:39.020 really
01:17:39.480 yeah
01:17:39.720 they watch
01:17:40.200 it
01:17:40.460 on the
01:17:41.380 reruns
01:17:41.720 on whatever
01:17:42.140 app it's
01:17:43.360 on
01:17:43.520 and maybe
01:17:44.820 she could have
01:17:45.180 done that
01:17:45.560 you know
01:17:45.820 but instead
01:17:46.420 she's got
01:17:47.240 this thirst
01:17:48.440 for fame
01:17:49.700 and attention
01:17:50.860 it wasn't
01:17:51.560 getting you know
01:17:52.360 scratched
01:17:52.840 because that
01:17:53.280 was an
01:17:53.500 ensemble cast
01:17:54.380 Maureen
01:17:54.800 yeah
01:17:55.160 she actually
01:17:55.580 wasn't the
01:17:56.060 star of that
01:17:56.600 it has two
01:17:57.200 males
01:17:57.800 who are the
01:17:58.740 main stars
01:17:59.420 and she
01:18:01.320 needs to be
01:18:01.820 the lead
01:18:02.540 act
01:18:02.800 that's why
01:18:03.420 she couldn't
01:18:04.180 handle Suits
01:18:04.800 and wanted
01:18:05.740 something else
01:18:06.240 that's why
01:18:06.820 she couldn't
01:18:07.400 handle the
01:18:08.020 royal family
01:18:08.780 because she
01:18:09.560 wasn't the
01:18:10.020 main act
01:18:10.420 there
01:18:10.740 either
01:18:11.280 exactly
01:18:12.180 and it's
01:18:12.860 a hole
01:18:13.220 that will
01:18:13.580 never
01:18:13.960 ever
01:18:14.360 ever
01:18:14.660 be
01:18:14.900 filled
01:18:15.200 whatever
01:18:16.280 dopamine
01:18:16.720 hit
01:18:17.000 she got
01:18:17.360 from like
01:18:17.780 showing up
01:18:18.200 at Kris Jenner's
01:18:18.860 and when you
01:18:19.120 look at those
01:18:19.500 photos
01:18:19.780 she is
01:18:20.420 beaming
01:18:20.940 I mean
01:18:21.360 Harry looks
01:18:22.020 miserable
01:18:22.420 and she
01:18:22.920 is
01:18:23.180 I mean
01:18:24.040 I've never
01:18:24.740 seen life force
01:18:25.500 come out
01:18:25.800 of her
01:18:26.000 like that
01:18:26.400 but you
01:18:26.900 know
01:18:27.020 the dopamine
01:18:27.460 hit
01:18:27.780 is so
01:18:28.200 evanescent
01:18:28.760 because
01:18:29.000 what does
01:18:29.300 she do
01:18:29.540 the next
01:18:29.820 day
01:18:30.120 call or text
01:18:31.460 them
01:18:31.640 and say
01:18:31.920 take my
01:18:32.420 pictures
01:18:32.740 down
01:18:33.120 yeah
01:18:33.400 like there's
01:18:33.840 no
01:18:34.360 satisfying
01:18:35.340 her
01:18:35.740 on
01:18:36.140 she'll
01:18:36.560 never
01:18:37.020 be
01:18:37.240 happy
01:18:37.520 well
01:18:37.720 reportedly
01:18:38.140 Kim
01:18:38.420 Kardashian
01:18:38.820 was
01:18:39.140 mad
01:18:39.940 because
01:18:40.440 Kim
01:18:41.580 if there's
01:18:41.980 one thing
01:18:42.320 that woman
01:18:42.680 knows
01:18:43.020 it's
01:18:43.440 photos
01:18:44.100 and her
01:18:45.320 she was
01:18:45.740 reportedly
01:18:46.200 making the
01:18:46.760 point
01:18:47.020 that
01:18:47.360 they got
01:18:48.660 caught
01:18:48.920 by the
01:18:49.220 paps
01:18:49.580 outside
01:18:50.000 of the
01:18:50.260 event
01:18:50.500 as you
01:18:50.820 point out
01:18:51.120 it was
01:18:51.420 all
01:18:51.560 planned
01:18:51.880 they also
01:18:53.180 posed
01:18:53.540 for
01:18:53.700 pictures
01:18:54.020 at some
01:18:54.540 I don't
01:18:54.900 know
01:18:55.020 benefit
01:18:55.380 that they
01:18:55.660 were at
01:18:55.960 earlier
01:18:56.280 earlier
01:18:56.660 yeah
01:18:57.140 perfectly
01:18:57.960 happily
01:18:58.400 it was
01:18:59.380 just
01:18:59.620 at the
01:19:00.120 Kardashian
01:19:00.580 party
01:19:01.020 that she
01:19:01.360 was like
01:19:01.680 no I
01:19:01.980 want my
01:19:02.280 pictures
01:19:02.560 down
01:19:02.880 and I
01:19:03.500 maintain
01:19:04.540 it's
01:19:05.540 because
01:19:05.820 they
01:19:06.120 actually
01:19:06.420 I thought
01:19:06.780 were not
01:19:07.120 flattering
01:19:07.460 pictures
01:19:07.820 of her
01:19:08.200 and you
01:19:09.220 point out
01:19:09.700 something
01:19:10.080 even more
01:19:11.020 important
01:19:11.360 which is
01:19:11.980 Harry
01:19:12.660 was staring
01:19:13.520 at Kris
01:19:14.160 Jenner's
01:19:14.720 boobs
01:19:15.380 which no
01:19:16.780 woman wants
01:19:17.440 to see
01:19:17.860 I can see
01:19:19.340 why you'd
01:19:19.760 say
01:19:20.080 I'd prefer
01:19:21.300 that
01:19:21.680 not happen
01:19:22.740 and I'd
01:19:23.480 prefer
01:19:23.760 he not
01:19:24.240 do that
01:19:24.840 I mean
01:19:25.200 truly
01:19:25.400 like
01:19:25.660 it reminds
01:19:26.520 me of
01:19:26.700 the Lauren
01:19:26.980 Sanchez
01:19:27.340 photo
01:19:27.920 at the
01:19:28.180 inauguration
01:19:28.700 where
01:19:28.940 those men
01:19:29.380 were staring
01:19:29.740 at Lauren
01:19:30.100 Sanchez's
01:19:30.640 boobs
01:19:30.840 Mark Zuckerberg
01:19:31.880 I have to
01:19:32.340 say
01:19:32.620 I really
01:19:33.500 would put
01:19:33.880 money
01:19:34.160 on Doug
01:19:34.920 never
01:19:35.760 staring at
01:19:36.320 another
01:19:36.520 woman's
01:19:36.940 boobs
01:19:37.260 certainly
01:19:38.300 not in
01:19:38.560 my presence
01:19:38.980 and not
01:19:39.540 period
01:19:39.780 because
01:19:40.060 what the
01:19:40.720 men of
01:19:40.980 the internet
01:19:41.380 tell me
01:19:41.820 Maureen
01:19:42.120 is that
01:19:43.220 there's an
01:19:44.040 unwritten
01:19:44.440 rule for
01:19:45.400 all men
01:19:45.940 some of
01:19:47.180 them were
01:19:47.380 making it
01:19:47.760 in response
01:19:48.140 to that
01:19:48.540 photo
01:19:48.880 that we
01:19:49.380 just
01:19:49.540 looked at
01:19:49.860 like
01:19:50.600 saying
01:19:50.900 Harry
01:19:51.320 I know
01:19:52.600 you want
01:19:52.940 to do
01:19:53.240 it
01:19:53.420 I know
01:19:54.520 it's
01:19:54.760 really
01:19:55.140 calling
01:19:55.640 to you
01:19:55.980 but no
01:19:56.400 matter
01:19:56.940 how badly
01:19:57.760 you want
01:19:58.240 to do
01:19:58.580 it
01:19:58.740 bro
01:19:59.040 you
01:19:59.640 cannot
01:20:00.180 do
01:20:00.760 it
01:20:01.000 like
01:20:01.400 we
01:20:01.580 all
01:20:02.000 know
01:20:02.500 so
01:20:02.880 elemental
01:20:03.580 okay
01:20:04.240 so
01:20:05.140 so
01:20:05.900 elemental
01:20:06.460 now this
01:20:07.600 has never
01:20:07.860 been my
01:20:08.200 problem
01:20:08.480 because I
01:20:08.980 am not
01:20:09.280 well endowed
01:20:09.800 so that's
01:20:10.340 fine by
01:20:10.660 me
01:20:10.880 but
01:20:11.540 the thing
01:20:12.540 that this
01:20:13.140 photo
01:20:13.420 first of all
01:20:14.040 I would
01:20:14.340 like to
01:20:14.600 nominate
01:20:14.860 this photo
01:20:15.300 for photo
01:20:15.760 of the
01:20:16.040 year
01:20:16.260 yes
01:20:16.720 whoever
01:20:17.600 got this
01:20:18.180 this is
01:20:18.480 forget
01:20:18.880 war
01:20:19.340 torn
01:20:19.840 Ukraine
01:20:20.380 this is
01:20:20.780 the photo
01:20:21.320 of the
01:20:21.880 year
01:20:22.360 and why
01:20:23.600 I think
01:20:24.040 is because
01:20:24.660 we got to
01:20:25.420 zoom in
01:20:25.860 on Harry's
01:20:26.380 eyes
01:20:26.620 the whole
01:20:27.560 face is
01:20:28.120 incredible
01:20:28.600 he's like
01:20:29.100 he's like
01:20:29.440 slacks
01:20:29.900 he's like
01:20:30.520 googly
01:20:30.820 he's like
01:20:31.260 I'm like
01:20:31.800 eight drinks
01:20:32.540 in
01:20:32.760 you know
01:20:34.460 this is
01:20:35.060 this is
01:20:35.460 not the
01:20:35.760 first time
01:20:36.100 he's done
01:20:36.420 this
01:20:36.680 there's no
01:20:37.280 way
01:20:37.420 this is
01:20:37.680 the first
01:20:37.960 time
01:20:38.140 he's done
01:20:38.440 this
01:20:38.700 oh
01:20:39.140 it's
01:20:39.300 not
01:20:39.420 saving
01:20:39.840 it
01:20:40.000 up
01:20:40.120 for the
01:20:40.400 70
01:20:40.680 year old
01:20:41.040 Kardashian
01:20:41.580 no
01:20:41.980 no
01:20:42.120 no
01:20:42.360 I
01:20:42.840 can only
01:20:43.500 imagine
01:20:43.880 the
01:20:44.220 the
01:20:44.920 people
01:20:45.240 the
01:20:45.480 luminaries
01:20:46.040 we have
01:20:46.360 been
01:20:46.760 in contact
01:20:47.940 with
01:20:48.280 who
01:20:48.500 Harry
01:20:48.860 has
01:20:49.260 comported
01:20:50.420 himself
01:20:50.900 thusly
01:20:51.360 and
01:20:51.720 this
01:20:52.080 is
01:20:52.220 actually
01:20:52.540 who
01:20:52.760 she's
01:20:53.000 dealing
01:20:53.200 with
01:20:53.380 behind
01:20:53.680 closed
01:20:53.980 doors
01:20:54.240 this
01:20:54.720 is
01:20:54.880 a
01:20:55.040 middle
01:20:55.280 aged
01:20:55.560 man
01:20:55.880 a prince
01:20:56.300 of the
01:20:56.560 blood
01:20:56.840 who
01:20:57.020 has
01:20:57.220 been
01:20:57.480 around
01:20:58.020 high
01:20:58.900 powered
01:20:59.360 people
01:20:59.840 and
01:21:00.180 like
01:21:00.440 this
01:21:00.980 is
01:21:01.120 where
01:21:01.280 the
01:21:01.480 tether
01:21:01.760 with
01:21:02.000 Andrew
01:21:02.360 comes
01:21:02.680 in
01:21:02.920 it's
01:21:03.720 just
01:21:04.140 so
01:21:04.920 sleazy
01:21:05.800 and
01:21:06.120 smarmy
01:21:06.680 and
01:21:06.900 immature
01:21:07.320 and
01:21:07.640 this
01:21:07.900 is
01:21:08.020 the
01:21:08.120 guy
01:21:08.300 she
01:21:08.460 goes
01:21:08.660 home
01:21:08.860 with
01:21:09.000 every
01:21:09.200 night
01:21:09.460 and
01:21:09.940 doesn't
01:21:10.620 this
01:21:10.900 this
01:21:11.260 is
01:21:11.420 like
01:21:11.660 the
01:21:12.000 yin
01:21:18.500 Super Bowl
01:21:19.860 win
01:21:20.140 but
01:21:20.500 it's
01:21:20.740 baseball
01:21:21.120 so
01:21:21.380 it's
01:21:21.560 not
01:21:21.720 the
01:21:21.900 Super
01:21:22.100 Bowl
01:21:22.300 win
01:21:22.560 it's
01:21:23.140 the
01:21:23.360 World
01:21:23.740 Series
01:21:24.220 win
01:21:24.600 when
01:21:25.880 they
01:21:26.040 did
01:21:26.200 that
01:21:26.360 fake
01:21:26.620 and
01:21:27.240 he's
01:21:27.640 sitting
01:21:27.900 there
01:21:28.140 like
01:21:28.400 oh my
01:21:29.360 god
01:21:29.660 what
01:21:29.900 the
01:21:30.060 hell
01:21:30.220 did
01:21:30.360 I
01:21:30.500 marry
01:21:30.800 how
01:21:31.700 did
01:21:31.880 I
01:21:32.020 marry
01:21:32.280 it
01:21:32.520 why
01:21:33.220 is
01:21:33.400 it
01:21:33.520 they're
01:21:33.780 bothering
01:21:34.140 me
01:21:34.380 again
01:21:34.720 the
01:21:35.480 contempt
01:21:36.620 like
01:21:37.900 in his
01:21:38.200 body
01:21:38.600 posture
01:21:39.120 like
01:21:39.540 she's
01:21:40.340 trying
01:21:40.660 to
01:21:40.780 get
01:21:40.940 the
01:21:41.340 room
01:21:41.760 fake
01:21:42.780 excited
01:21:43.580 right
01:21:44.220 and only
01:21:44.480 her
01:21:44.660 friend
01:21:44.900 is
01:21:45.060 complying
01:21:45.560 and
01:21:46.320 he's
01:21:48.500 he
01:21:49.100 looks
01:21:49.480 like
01:21:49.740 he's
01:21:49.980 lost
01:21:50.240 the
01:21:50.420 will
01:21:50.580 to
01:21:50.780 live
01:21:51.080 in
01:21:51.640 that
01:21:51.860 image
01:21:52.240 in
01:21:52.420 that
01:21:52.580 video
01:21:52.880 he
01:21:53.160 I've
01:21:53.760 never
01:21:53.940 seen
01:21:54.140 first of
01:21:54.440 all
01:21:54.520 I
01:21:54.680 don't
01:21:55.340 he
01:21:55.880 was
01:21:56.060 all
01:21:56.320 alone
01:21:56.760 like
01:21:57.180 he
01:21:57.580 has
01:21:57.840 no
01:21:58.180 friends
01:21:58.640 like
01:21:58.920 game
01:21:59.920 seven
01:22:00.220 of
01:22:00.360 the
01:22:00.460 world
01:22:00.660 series
01:22:01.080 a
01:22:01.660 Super
01:22:01.860 Bowl
01:22:02.140 that's
01:22:02.420 when
01:22:02.520 you
01:22:02.640 have
01:22:02.820 like
01:22:02.980 your
01:22:03.100 guy
01:22:03.400 friends
01:22:03.800 over
01:22:04.300 and
01:22:04.820 you
01:22:04.920 order
01:22:05.120 beer
01:22:05.620 and
01:22:05.860 pizza
01:22:06.200 and
01:22:06.440 junk
01:22:06.680 food
01:22:07.020 and
01:22:07.220 you
01:22:07.320 just
01:22:07.480 hang
01:22:08.460 out
01:22:08.940 it's
01:22:09.240 like
01:22:09.340 a
01:22:09.540 lazy
01:22:09.840 great
01:22:10.300 fun
01:22:10.700 Sunday
01:22:18.500 his
01:22:18.940 head
01:22:19.420 and
01:22:19.600 the
01:22:19.740 furniture
01:22:20.740 is so
01:22:21.260 grim
01:22:21.820 it's
01:22:22.320 like
01:22:22.460 lazy
01:22:22.820 boy
01:22:23.120 adjacent
01:22:23.660 for
01:22:24.460 a
01:22:24.720 royal
01:22:25.200 and
01:22:25.920 she
01:22:26.240 comes
01:22:26.660 hopping
01:22:27.060 over
01:22:27.540 and
01:22:28.400 you
01:22:28.860 can
01:22:29.000 tell
01:22:29.200 he
01:22:29.340 doesn't
01:22:29.600 know
01:22:29.740 what's
01:22:29.940 going
01:22:30.140 on
01:22:30.880 he
01:22:31.200 doesn't
01:22:31.520 realize
01:22:32.760 this is
01:22:33.100 for
01:22:33.280 a
01:22:33.840 social
01:22:34.120 media
01:22:34.440 video
01:22:34.800 this
01:22:35.100 is
01:22:35.220 not
01:22:35.380 real
01:22:35.660 he
01:22:36.400 doesn't
01:22:36.620 even
01:22:36.760 seem
01:22:36.920 to
01:22:37.060 know
01:22:37.160 what
01:22:37.300 she's
01:22:37.520 up
01:22:37.680 to
01:22:38.220 none
01:22:38.580 of
01:22:38.740 us
01:22:38.860 did
01:22:39.080 and
01:22:42.080 at
01:22:42.560 first
01:22:42.800 he
01:22:42.980 puts
01:22:43.180 his
01:22:43.400 arm
01:22:43.760 up
01:22:44.100 like
01:22:44.340 like
01:22:44.840 defensive
01:22:45.320 like
01:22:45.620 no
01:22:46.080 don't
01:22:48.500 spoke
01:22:49.000 for
01:22:49.180 us
01:22:49.380 all
01:22:49.780 for
01:22:50.300 real
01:22:50.560 like
01:22:50.800 yes
01:22:51.180 go
01:22:51.580 yeah
01:22:51.880 and then
01:22:52.260 and then
01:22:52.520 he realizes
01:22:53.080 oh there's
01:22:53.620 something
01:22:53.900 there's a
01:22:54.400 tableau
01:22:54.780 that I'm
01:22:55.220 not aware
01:22:55.760 of yet
01:22:56.040 but I
01:22:56.340 better
01:22:56.500 play ball
01:22:57.320 like he
01:22:58.000 does seem
01:22:58.600 a bit
01:22:58.880 afraid
01:22:59.360 he seems
01:23:00.140 you know
01:23:01.120 again like
01:23:01.500 a corollary
01:23:02.920 to Michelle
01:23:03.460 and Craig
01:23:03.900 brother Craig
01:23:04.520 very afraid
01:23:05.060 so can I
01:23:05.640 say this
01:23:06.020 I think
01:23:06.780 oh we
01:23:07.680 we have
01:23:08.020 okay we
01:23:08.640 can watch
01:23:08.880 it since
01:23:09.180 we're
01:23:09.300 talking about
01:23:09.580 it
01:23:09.660 oh yeah
01:23:09.940 let's
01:23:10.260 watch it
01:23:11.840 eyes off
01:23:24.440 of her
01:23:24.680 almost
01:23:24.940 immediately
01:23:25.320 I'm sorry
01:23:28.200 to the
01:23:28.480 listening
01:23:28.680 audience
01:23:28.980 this is
01:23:29.360 like
01:23:29.540 fingernails
01:23:30.060 on a
01:23:30.280 chalkboard
01:23:31.100 he's not
01:23:32.420 even
01:23:32.620 stirring
01:23:32.960 like
01:23:33.200 he's
01:23:33.380 heard
01:23:33.540 this
01:23:33.740 before
01:23:34.120 no
01:23:34.860 he's
01:23:35.400 not
01:23:35.560 even
01:23:35.800 remotely
01:23:36.440 motivated
01:23:37.020 to
01:23:37.220 stand
01:23:37.420 up
01:23:37.580 and
01:23:37.680 hug
01:23:37.840 her
01:23:38.040 or
01:23:38.480 celebrate
01:23:38.860 with
01:23:39.120 her
01:23:39.360 or
01:23:39.600 tell
01:23:39.760 her
01:23:39.880 to
01:23:40.020 shut
01:23:40.600 up
01:23:41.020 not
01:23:41.460 at
01:23:41.620 all
01:23:41.820 so
01:23:43.420 wait
01:23:43.620 what was
01:23:43.880 I
01:23:43.940 gonna
01:23:44.020 oh
01:23:44.260 I
01:23:44.860 think
01:23:45.120 something
01:23:45.480 is
01:23:45.800 happening
01:23:46.140 with
01:23:46.400 them
01:23:46.580 this
01:23:46.860 is
01:23:47.000 my
01:23:47.160 armchair
01:23:47.660 analysis
01:23:48.240 you know
01:23:50.140 you've
01:23:50.400 heard of
01:23:50.660 trauma
01:23:50.980 bonding
01:23:51.400 I
01:23:53.140 think
01:23:53.420 they
01:23:54.280 convinced
01:23:54.680 themselves
01:23:55.100 that
01:23:55.360 they
01:23:55.680 were
01:23:56.740 you know
01:23:57.000 put
01:23:57.180 upon
01:23:57.460 they
01:23:57.580 were
01:23:57.680 attacked
01:23:57.960 whatever
01:23:58.200 that
01:23:58.420 they
01:23:58.720 were
01:23:58.840 in
01:23:58.960 the
01:23:59.060 midst
01:23:59.220 of
01:23:59.340 a
01:23:59.460 trauma
01:23:59.740 when
01:23:59.960 they
01:24:00.060 were
01:24:00.140 first
01:24:00.360 getting
01:24:00.540 together
01:24:00.940 or
01:24:01.660 after
01:24:01.980 they
01:24:02.120 got
01:24:02.260 married
01:24:02.520 because
01:24:02.780 the
01:24:02.960 evil
01:24:03.280 racist
01:24:03.780 royal
01:24:04.100 family
01:24:04.600 they
01:24:05.220 couldn't
01:24:05.480 be
01:24:05.640 first
01:24:05.940 they
01:24:06.100 were
01:24:06.200 behaving
01:24:06.440 like
01:24:06.660 spoiled
01:24:06.940 brats
01:24:07.460 they
01:24:07.760 didn't
01:24:07.940 like
01:24:08.100 the
01:24:08.220 size
01:24:08.380 of
01:24:08.480 their
01:24:08.600 castle
01:24:09.020 they
01:24:09.620 manifested
01:24:10.160 it
01:24:10.360 all
01:24:10.540 into
01:24:10.820 we're
01:24:11.080 getting
01:24:11.300 bullied
01:24:11.660 we're
01:24:12.420 not
01:24:12.540 getting
01:24:12.700 the
01:24:12.840 things
01:24:13.020 we
01:24:13.200 want
01:24:13.560 they
01:24:14.620 don't
01:24:14.740 appreciate
01:24:15.060 us
01:24:15.560 this
01:24:16.020 alleged
01:24:16.320 bullshit
01:24:16.620 story
01:24:16.920 about
01:24:17.100 how
01:24:17.280 he
01:24:17.840 ran
01:24:18.060 around
01:24:18.260 saying
01:24:18.440 she's
01:24:18.640 gonna
01:24:18.740 kill
01:24:18.940 herself
01:24:19.300 and
01:24:19.660 she
01:24:19.800 did
01:24:19.980 too
01:24:20.160 and
01:24:20.300 everybody
01:24:20.520 was
01:24:20.660 like
01:24:20.780 no
01:24:20.960 one
01:24:21.100 cares
01:24:21.420 okay
01:24:22.120 sure
01:24:22.400 and
01:24:24.040 and
01:24:24.320 so
01:24:24.520 like
01:24:24.700 then
01:24:24.860 they
01:24:24.980 did
01:24:25.160 Megxit
01:24:25.640 and
01:24:26.320 that
01:24:26.700 was
01:24:26.860 spun
01:24:27.160 up
01:24:27.340 into
01:24:27.480 like
01:24:27.660 trauma
01:24:28.040 for
01:24:28.300 them
01:24:28.820 right
01:24:29.360 as
01:24:29.480 opposed
01:24:29.680 to
01:24:29.780 what
01:24:29.860 they
01:24:29.960 were
01:24:30.080 doing
01:24:30.320 to
01:24:30.420 the
01:24:30.520 royal
01:24:30.680 family
01:24:31.000 and
01:24:31.120 the
01:24:31.500 queen
01:24:31.740 humiliating
01:24:32.360 her
01:24:32.620 and
01:24:33.960 now
01:24:34.180 the
01:24:34.380 trauma
01:24:34.720 has
01:24:34.920 kind
01:24:35.140 of
01:24:35.240 quieted
01:24:35.700 down
01:24:35.960 Maureen
01:24:36.360 right
01:24:36.740 the
01:24:37.420 initial
01:24:38.060 surge
01:24:38.960 of
01:24:39.280 hormones
01:24:39.820 has
01:24:40.080 quieted
01:24:40.480 down
01:24:40.700 and
01:24:41.940 now
01:24:42.160 the
01:24:42.360 real
01:24:42.580 people
01:24:43.000 are
01:24:43.520 stuck
01:24:43.840 looking
01:24:44.140 at
01:24:44.300 each
01:24:44.460 other
01:24:44.700 and
01:24:45.680 from
01:24:46.020 his
01:24:46.420 look
01:24:46.780 in
01:24:47.440 that
01:24:47.660 video
01:24:52.400 pretty
01:24:52.580 clear
01:24:52.960 the
01:24:53.400 bloom
01:24:53.600 is
01:24:53.760 off
01:24:53.940 the
01:24:54.120 rose
01:24:54.460 and
01:24:55.200 now
01:24:55.540 that
01:24:55.720 they've
01:24:56.340 just
01:24:57.180 looked at
01:24:57.600 each
01:24:57.720 other
01:24:57.860 without
01:24:58.060 all
01:24:58.360 those
01:24:58.620 ornaments
01:24:59.360 to
01:25:00.020 make
01:25:00.200 it
01:25:00.280 more
01:25:00.400 exciting
01:25:00.760 they're
01:25:01.820 displeased
01:25:02.280 I couldn't
01:25:03.100 agree
01:25:03.260 with you
01:25:03.560 more
01:25:03.820 and
01:25:04.120 you know
01:25:04.460 those
01:25:04.880 oh
01:25:06.300 there's
01:25:06.520 the
01:25:06.580 close
01:25:06.820 up
01:25:07.340 oh
01:25:07.660 oh
01:25:07.860 oh
01:25:08.160 oh
01:25:08.580 oh
01:25:08.840 it's
01:25:09.620 still
01:25:09.760 so far
01:25:10.100 away
01:25:10.300 from us
01:25:10.580 no
01:25:10.760 but
01:25:10.900 you
01:25:11.020 can
01:25:11.160 you
01:25:11.280 can
01:25:11.420 make
01:25:11.560 it
01:25:11.720 out
01:25:11.860 like
01:25:12.140 I
01:25:12.380 saw
01:25:12.580 it
01:25:12.700 on
01:25:12.780 the
01:25:12.880 internet
01:25:13.180 when
01:25:13.480 all
01:25:13.640 the
01:25:13.760 men
01:25:13.920 were
01:25:14.040 like
01:25:14.240 Harry
01:25:14.580 you
01:25:14.820 can't
01:25:15.200 do
01:25:15.400 it
01:25:15.660 he's
01:25:15.940 got
01:25:16.100 like
01:25:16.280 a
01:25:16.420 half
01:25:16.720 cocked
01:25:17.220 grin
01:25:17.780 I
01:25:18.340 mean
01:25:18.440 he's
01:25:18.640 looking
01:25:18.860 at
01:25:19.080 her
01:25:19.200 like
01:25:19.400 an
01:25:19.540 object
01:25:20.120 like
01:25:20.580 a
01:25:20.760 thing
01:25:21.000 he
01:25:21.200 could
01:25:21.380 potentially
01:25:21.860 purchase
01:25:22.300 and
01:25:22.540 take
01:25:22.740 home
01:25:23.060 well
01:25:23.400 it
01:25:23.720 is
01:25:23.860 a
01:25:23.980 Kardashian
01:25:24.340 no
01:25:24.720 listen
01:25:25.040 I
01:25:25.640 I
01:25:25.900 couldn't
01:25:26.480 agree
01:25:26.660 with
01:25:26.820 you
01:25:26.940 more
01:25:27.200 but
01:25:27.480 it's
01:25:28.400 so
01:25:29.000 unroyal
01:25:30.460 you know
01:25:31.020 it's
01:25:31.300 and
01:25:31.460 Megan
01:25:31.920 like
01:25:32.120 an
01:25:32.360 idiot
01:25:32.620 she's
01:25:33.360 either
01:25:33.800 willfully
01:25:34.380 ignoring
01:25:34.800 it
01:25:35.000 because
01:25:35.160 she's
01:25:35.400 seen
01:25:35.560 this
01:25:35.720 happen
01:25:35.980 before
01:25:36.460 or
01:25:37.000 she
01:25:37.180 doesn't
01:25:37.580 see
01:25:37.780 it
01:25:37.900 but
01:25:38.060 she's
01:25:38.340 on
01:25:39.140 a
01:25:39.240 mission
01:25:39.420 of
01:25:39.600 her
01:25:39.700 own
01:25:39.920 she's
01:25:40.320 like
01:25:40.500 I
01:25:41.180 need
01:25:41.380 access
01:25:42.300 they
01:25:42.840 could
01:25:42.980 tweet
01:25:43.180 something
01:25:43.420 out
01:25:43.620 for
01:25:43.740 me
01:25:43.860 about
01:25:44.060 as
01:25:44.320 ever
01:25:44.600 next
01:25:45.420 thing
01:25:45.580 you
01:25:45.660 know
01:25:45.800 I'm
01:25:46.260 back
01:25:46.540 on
01:25:46.660 Oprah's
01:25:46.960 list
01:25:47.220 boom
01:25:47.620 was
01:25:48.220 Kris Jenner
01:25:48.740 like
01:25:48.980 number
01:25:49.300 four
01:25:50.360 in
01:25:50.540 the
01:25:50.640 initial
01:25:51.020 remember
01:25:51.780 that
01:25:51.980 initial
01:25:52.420 run
01:25:53.340 of the
01:25:53.820 slimy
01:25:54.360 jam
01:25:54.660 as
01:25:54.840 Kinsey
01:25:55.060 calls
01:25:55.340 it
01:25:55.600 and
01:25:56.540 famous
01:25:57.140 people
01:25:57.460 got
01:25:57.720 it
01:25:57.840 and
01:25:57.900 had
01:25:58.000 to
01:25:58.120 put
01:25:58.300 it
01:25:58.440 on
01:25:58.620 Instagram
01:25:58.960 and
01:25:59.220 was
01:25:59.440 numbered
01:25:59.820 like
01:26:00.180 she
01:26:00.340 was
01:26:00.460 a
01:26:00.620 dummy
01:26:00.920 oh
01:26:01.240 I
01:26:01.380 forgot
01:26:01.660 about
01:26:02.080 that
01:26:02.480 yes
01:26:02.860 yes
01:26:03.300 I
01:26:03.740 don't
01:26:03.900 remember
01:26:04.280 but
01:26:04.800 she
01:26:04.920 was
01:26:05.080 pretty
01:26:05.500 high
01:26:05.860 well
01:26:06.960 and
01:26:07.160 like
01:26:07.460 they
01:26:07.840 all
01:26:08.280 they
01:26:08.440 need
01:26:08.620 each
01:26:08.800 other
01:26:08.940 like
01:26:09.120 Sanchez
01:26:09.780 Kardashian
01:26:10.760 you know
01:26:11.600 she went
01:26:11.920 to the
01:26:12.280 space
01:26:12.920 launch
01:26:13.280 right
01:26:14.100 but
01:26:14.380 so
01:26:14.700 Sanchez
01:26:15.860 interesting
01:26:16.640 Harry and
01:26:17.960 Meghan were
01:26:18.240 not on the
01:26:18.600 wedding
01:26:18.780 invite list
01:26:19.480 that's
01:26:20.920 true
01:26:21.240 yeah
01:26:22.340 I hadn't
01:26:22.600 considered
01:26:22.880 that
01:26:23.080 you're
01:26:23.260 right
01:26:23.480 well
01:26:24.000 that
01:26:24.080 probably
01:26:24.340 drove
01:26:24.580 her
01:26:24.700 crazy
01:26:25.180 you know
01:26:25.460 there
01:26:25.660 were
01:26:26.000 all
01:26:26.200 matter
01:26:26.420 it was
01:26:26.700 sort
01:26:27.260 of
01:26:27.380 Meghan
01:26:27.640 Markle
01:26:28.020 ask
01:26:28.340 in
01:26:28.540 that
01:26:28.740 like
01:26:29.060 you
01:26:29.820 couldn't
01:26:30.120 tell
01:26:30.340 what
01:26:30.500 this
01:26:30.820 assortment
01:26:31.300 of
01:26:31.480 celebrities
01:26:31.900 had to
01:26:32.320 do
01:26:32.440 with
01:26:32.580 each
01:26:32.740 other
01:26:33.040 like
01:26:33.340 Tom
01:26:33.660 Brady
01:26:33.940 was
01:26:34.180 there
01:26:34.500 Sidney
01:26:34.900 Sweeney
01:26:35.240 was
01:26:35.480 there
01:26:35.920 there
01:26:37.600 there
01:26:37.620 were
01:26:38.020 weird
01:26:38.600 weird
01:26:38.940 famous
01:26:39.300 people
01:26:39.680 who
01:26:39.920 just
01:26:40.180 it
01:26:40.420 seemed
01:26:40.900 like
01:26:41.080 a
01:26:41.200 con
01:26:41.400 just
01:26:41.600 like
01:26:41.760 let's
01:26:41.960 get
01:26:42.100 some
01:26:42.280 names
01:26:42.580 you
01:26:42.740 know
01:26:42.920 of course
01:26:43.140 we
01:26:43.300 all
01:26:43.480 know
01:26:43.640 that's
01:26:43.800 what
01:26:43.900 happened
01:26:44.240 but
01:26:44.540 not
01:26:44.700 those
01:26:44.940 two
01:26:45.200 right
01:26:45.580 they
01:26:45.740 were
01:26:45.880 persona
01:26:46.320 non
01:26:46.600 grata
01:26:46.900 nobody
01:26:47.200 wanted
01:26:47.600 them
01:26:47.820 there
01:26:48.140 one
01:26:48.620 or
01:26:48.780 both
01:26:49.120 of
01:26:49.400 the
01:26:49.500 bride
01:26:49.720 and
01:26:49.820 groom
01:26:50.020 were
01:26:50.200 like
01:26:50.480 that
01:26:50.840 is
01:26:50.980 a
01:26:51.100 bridge
01:26:51.320 too
01:26:51.560 far
01:26:51.840 exactly
01:26:52.320 we
01:26:52.440 want
01:26:52.680 the
01:26:52.860 Sidney
01:26:53.160 Sweeney
01:26:53.560 types
01:26:53.920 the
01:26:54.240 legit
01:26:54.860 stars
01:26:55.380 the
01:26:55.580 Tom
01:26:55.840 Brady's
01:26:56.340 we
01:26:56.620 do
01:26:56.940 not
01:26:57.180 want
01:26:57.420 these
01:26:57.620 glommers
01:26:58.080 in
01:26:58.240 Montecito
01:26:58.780 whom
01:26:59.480 are
01:26:59.900 loathed
01:27:00.460 by
01:27:00.760 everybody
01:27:01.220 stand
01:27:02.020 by
01:27:02.160 we're
01:27:02.300 going to
01:27:02.420 take
01:27:02.560 a
01:27:02.660 quick
01:27:02.800 break
01:27:03.000 and
01:27:03.440 we're
01:27:03.620 going to
01:27:03.740 come
01:27:03.860 back
01:27:04.020 we have
01:27:04.200 much
01:27:04.360 more
01:27:04.500 with
01:27:04.620 Maureen
01:27:04.880 and
01:27:05.180 we've
01:27:05.420 got
01:27:05.600 to
01:27:05.760 get
01:27:05.900 to
01:27:06.160 our
01:27:07.220 friend
01:27:07.380 Gail
01:27:07.600 King
01:27:07.920 Maureen's
01:27:08.400 got
01:27:08.540 thoughts
01:27:08.940 Oprah
01:27:09.880 and
01:27:10.720 much
01:27:11.080 much
01:27:11.240 more
01:27:11.440 don't
01:27:11.700 go
01:27:11.820 away
01:27:12.000 if
01:27:13.500 you
01:27:13.660 owe
01:27:13.800 the
01:27:13.940 IRS
01:27:14.240 back
01:27:14.560 taxes
01:27:14.980 they
01:27:15.580 can
01:27:15.760 garnish
01:27:16.160 your
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01:27:17.440 your
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01:27:18.100 they
01:27:18.640 can
01:27:18.780 even
01:27:18.980 seize
01:27:19.260 your
01:27:19.420 retirement
01:27:19.860 or
01:27:20.180 take
01:27:20.440 your
01:27:20.720 home
01:27:21.000 but
01:27:21.540 don't
01:27:21.820 let
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01:27:22.140 IRS
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01:27:23.080 you
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01:28:37.400 when I got a great deal
01:28:39.040 on a great gift
01:28:39.720 at winners
01:28:40.180 I started wondering
01:28:41.240 could I get fabulous
01:28:42.320 gifts for everyone
01:28:43.120 on my list
01:28:43.700 like this designer
01:28:44.780 fragrance for my
01:28:45.640 daughter
01:28:45.920 at just
01:28:46.520 $39.99
01:28:47.220 how could I resist
01:28:48.600 this luxurious
01:28:50.020 wool throw
01:28:50.780 for my
01:28:51.180 sister
01:28:51.460 this gold
01:28:52.360 watch
01:28:52.800 for my
01:28:53.140 partner
01:28:53.460 a wooden
01:28:54.060 puzzle
01:28:54.440 for my
01:28:54.880 niece
01:28:55.180 leather
01:28:55.600 gloves
01:28:56.020 for my
01:28:56.400 boss
01:28:56.800 ooh
01:28:57.280 European
01:28:57.800 chocolate
01:28:58.440 for
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01:29:00.080 at
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01:29:03.040 stop
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01:30:39.260 okay
01:30:40.180 so we've been
01:30:41.520 teasing it
01:30:42.160 Oprah and Gail
01:30:43.180 they were at
01:30:44.300 the Kardashian event
01:30:45.200 because of course
01:30:45.980 right
01:30:46.640 and honestly
01:30:47.520 if Gail would spend
01:30:49.120 a little bit more time
01:30:50.160 reading up on the news
01:30:51.800 and trying to be
01:30:53.180 a more fair
01:30:53.980 and interesting anchor
01:30:55.140 I think her neck
01:30:56.480 might not be
01:30:57.140 on the chopping block
01:30:57.960 over at CBS
01:30:58.940 but she would never
01:31:00.460 do that
01:31:00.900 because she lives
01:31:01.880 to be
01:31:02.620 Oprah's arm candy
01:31:03.980 and to rub elbows
01:31:05.600 with people
01:31:06.360 like this
01:31:07.120 your thoughts
01:31:08.380 well
01:31:09.600 I have many
01:31:10.280 thoughts
01:31:10.760 number one
01:31:11.540 we at the
01:31:12.280 nerve
01:31:12.520 sent an email
01:31:13.400 directly to
01:31:14.360 Stedman
01:31:14.820 on Monday
01:31:15.560 asking if
01:31:16.200 he was still
01:31:16.620 alive
01:31:17.020 and if so
01:31:18.420 to please
01:31:18.760 tell us
01:31:19.100 where he is
01:31:19.780 and the state
01:31:20.300 of his health
01:31:20.920 we've heard
01:31:21.800 nothing
01:31:22.220 so
01:31:22.960 maybe that's
01:31:23.540 your answer
01:31:23.940 we're keeping
01:31:24.460 a countdown
01:31:25.000 because
01:31:25.480 my second
01:31:26.260 question
01:31:26.660 is
01:31:26.880 Gail
01:31:27.200 and Oprah
01:31:27.660 what did
01:31:27.920 you do
01:31:28.100 with the
01:31:28.340 body
01:31:28.640 where is
01:31:29.840 it
01:31:30.120 this
01:31:31.760 would be
01:31:32.580 my ideal
01:31:33.640 law and order
01:31:34.220 episode
01:31:34.760 you know
01:31:35.160 like a media
01:31:36.800 titan
01:31:37.380 and her
01:31:38.240 beta platonic
01:31:39.360 friend
01:31:40.060 who they may
01:31:40.760 or may not
01:31:41.220 be more
01:31:41.880 but nobody
01:31:42.900 can ask
01:31:43.520 the question
01:31:44.180 even though
01:31:44.740 they're going
01:31:45.160 to the
01:31:45.540 Bezos
01:31:45.880 Sanchez
01:31:46.400 wedding
01:31:47.220 in Venice
01:31:47.680 and there
01:31:48.460 is an image
01:31:49.140 we couldn't
01:31:49.740 run it
01:31:50.120 but there's
01:31:50.600 a photo
01:31:51.260 you can find
01:31:52.020 if you google
01:31:52.460 it
01:31:52.760 Oprah is
01:31:53.680 sitting
01:31:54.160 on a
01:31:54.640 on a
01:31:55.080 picnic
01:31:55.340 table
01:31:55.780 which is
01:31:56.140 already
01:31:56.440 gross
01:31:56.720 and she's
01:31:57.420 got her
01:31:57.760 foot up
01:31:58.380 on the
01:31:58.740 picnic
01:31:58.960 table
01:31:59.320 and Gail's
01:31:59.760 bent over
01:32:00.280 tying
01:32:00.880 her shoelace
01:32:02.200 I remember
01:32:02.880 that
01:32:03.200 yeah
01:32:03.620 her beta
01:32:04.700 platonic
01:32:05.340 friend
01:32:05.820 that's just
01:32:06.580 not what
01:32:07.060 you want
01:32:07.280 to be
01:32:07.440 described
01:32:07.800 as
01:32:08.120 by anybody
01:32:08.700 no
01:32:09.120 and so
01:32:09.500 she goes
01:32:10.000 and does
01:32:10.520 stuff like
01:32:10.960 this
01:32:11.200 which is
01:32:11.560 1%
01:32:12.280 stuff
01:32:12.700 she is
01:32:13.020 the host
01:32:13.460 of a
01:32:13.820 morning
01:32:14.100 show
01:32:14.460 ostensibly
01:32:15.120 right
01:32:15.440 what
01:32:16.640 average
01:32:17.200 American
01:32:17.700 wants to
01:32:18.540 see Gail
01:32:19.140 swanning
01:32:19.780 around
01:32:20.300 with the
01:32:20.820 Illuminati
01:32:21.500 and then
01:32:22.340 beaming
01:32:22.740 into their
01:32:23.420 their living
01:32:24.200 rooms
01:32:24.660 pretending
01:32:25.220 like none
01:32:25.720 of it
01:32:25.960 happened
01:32:26.400 but yet
01:32:27.460 Oprah is
01:32:28.120 coming in
01:32:29.020 every month
01:32:30.120 or something
01:32:30.580 shilling her
01:32:31.220 favorite things
01:32:32.220 or her
01:32:32.740 book of the
01:32:33.580 month
01:32:33.860 or whatever
01:32:34.300 Oprah is
01:32:34.720 to the CBS
01:32:35.260 morning show
01:32:35.820 what Hoda
01:32:36.380 now is
01:32:36.960 to the NBC
01:32:37.640 morning show
01:32:38.320 yes
01:32:39.080 right
01:32:39.500 like I just
01:32:40.180 come by
01:32:40.460 to schlock
01:32:41.020 my gear
01:32:41.640 yeah
01:32:42.200 I got an
01:32:42.720 app
01:32:43.180 I got
01:32:43.620 a motivational
01:32:44.600 thing
01:32:45.160 like make
01:32:45.820 room for
01:32:46.280 me
01:32:46.640 um
01:32:47.580 and my
01:32:48.280 favorite thing
01:32:48.860 about
01:32:49.240 Gail
01:32:49.980 was this
01:32:50.420 like
01:32:50.660 impromptu
01:32:51.280 presser
01:32:51.660 she did
01:32:51.980 with TMZ
01:32:52.720 after it
01:32:53.700 was announced
01:32:54.140 CBS
01:32:54.620 announced
01:32:55.080 like we're
01:32:55.680 terminating
01:32:56.540 this
01:32:56.920 when it's
01:32:57.540 up in
01:32:57.900 May
01:32:58.160 the contract
01:32:59.240 and uh
01:33:00.220 Gail's out
01:33:00.680 there
01:33:00.900 that wind
01:33:01.300 blown
01:33:01.480 you know
01:33:01.780 how like
01:33:02.120 57th and
01:33:02.780 11th is
01:33:03.280 just like
01:33:03.520 this wind
01:33:04.000 corridor
01:33:04.380 the wigs
01:33:05.800 going everywhere
01:33:06.480 and she's
01:33:07.460 going like
01:33:07.880 if they're
01:33:08.180 gonna fire
01:33:08.740 me say
01:33:09.160 it to
01:33:09.400 my face
01:33:09.840 but the
01:33:10.180 wigs
01:33:10.380 like
01:33:10.580 blowing
01:33:11.000 in her
01:33:11.300 face
01:33:11.680 so you
01:33:12.240 couldn't
01:33:12.500 say
01:33:12.720 anything
01:33:13.000 to her
01:33:13.300 face
01:33:13.800 it's
01:33:14.340 amazing
01:33:14.800 I love
01:33:15.880 Gail King
01:33:16.360 she gives
01:33:16.740 so much
01:33:17.180 well yes
01:33:18.060 um
01:33:18.580 and look
01:33:19.460 she's
01:33:19.880 hasn't learned
01:33:20.540 a thing
01:33:20.820 from her
01:33:21.300 space walk
01:33:22.380 um
01:33:23.260 so that's
01:33:23.860 Gail
01:33:24.120 now
01:33:25.100 these are
01:33:26.360 not the
01:33:26.680 most
01:33:27.080 maniacal
01:33:28.580 narcissistic
01:33:29.880 people in
01:33:30.300 the news
01:33:30.580 this week
01:33:31.040 amazingly
01:33:31.600 that prize
01:33:32.580 must go
01:33:32.980 to Michelle
01:33:33.400 Obama
01:33:33.760 who has
01:33:35.020 been
01:33:35.160 everywhere
01:33:35.520 with this
01:33:36.060 tour
01:33:36.340 of her
01:33:37.160 ridiculous
01:33:37.820 book
01:33:38.200 trying to
01:33:38.720 promote
01:33:38.980 this
01:33:39.480 ridiculous
01:33:40.080 book
01:33:40.380 and we
01:33:41.040 have a
01:33:41.360 few
01:33:41.620 latest
01:33:42.420 soundbites
01:33:42.940 of her
01:33:43.360 um
01:33:44.420 as you
01:33:45.620 know
01:33:45.720 just
01:33:45.900 very much
01:33:46.760 like
01:33:47.080 uh
01:33:47.520 Karine
01:33:47.760 Jean-Pierre
01:33:48.140 she's
01:33:48.520 obsessed
01:33:48.900 with
01:33:49.540 race
01:33:49.980 this is
01:33:50.840 actually
01:33:51.060 from her
01:33:51.420 podcast
01:33:51.820 not
01:33:52.200 not her
01:33:52.580 book
01:33:53.240 tour
01:33:53.460 but here's
01:33:54.500 here's a
01:33:55.060 couple
01:33:55.240 samples
01:33:55.640 of what
01:33:55.900 she's
01:33:56.060 been
01:33:56.160 saying
01:33:56.440 these
01:33:56.700 days
01:33:56.920 about
01:33:57.220 black
01:33:57.980 women
01:33:58.280 sought
01:33:58.580 17
01:33:59.000 and we
01:34:00.860 have to
01:34:01.280 start
01:34:01.680 educating
01:34:02.260 people
01:34:02.700 about
01:34:03.060 all
01:34:03.480 kinds
01:34:04.020 of
01:34:04.240 beauty
01:34:04.600 yes
01:34:05.300 um
01:34:05.780 and our
01:34:06.300 beauty
01:34:06.660 is so
01:34:07.440 powerful
01:34:07.980 and so
01:34:08.880 unique
01:34:09.620 um
01:34:10.360 that it
01:34:11.780 is
01:34:12.080 that it
01:34:12.560 is worthy
01:34:13.180 of the
01:34:13.680 conversation
01:34:14.340 and it's
01:34:15.080 worthy
01:34:15.440 of demanding
01:34:16.220 the respect
01:34:17.140 that we're
01:34:18.240 owed
01:34:18.660 for
01:34:19.420 who we
01:34:20.220 are
01:34:20.560 and what
01:34:21.040 we offer
01:34:21.500 to the
01:34:21.880 world
01:34:22.260 absolutely
01:34:23.080 oh my god
01:34:24.980 it's not
01:34:26.060 1938
01:34:27.680 like
01:34:28.780 we must
01:34:31.000 accept that
01:34:31.560 there are all
01:34:31.980 kinds of
01:34:32.460 beauty
01:34:32.740 maureen
01:34:33.220 because we
01:34:34.160 racist
01:34:34.900 whiteys
01:34:35.500 don't accept
01:34:36.480 that any
01:34:36.820 black person
01:34:37.420 can be
01:34:37.740 beautiful
01:34:38.160 she's so
01:34:39.200 bigoted
01:34:39.680 against white
01:34:40.380 people
01:34:40.700 she's so
01:34:41.940 out of
01:34:42.680 her mind
01:34:43.680 like uh
01:34:44.500 naomi
01:34:45.040 campbell
01:34:45.880 tyra banks
01:34:47.000 had like one
01:34:47.400 of the biggest
01:34:47.860 competitive
01:34:48.300 reality shows
01:34:49.040 going based
01:34:49.780 on how to
01:34:50.340 be a top
01:34:51.120 model
01:34:51.540 whitney
01:34:51.800 houston
01:34:52.240 was one
01:34:52.780 of the
01:34:52.940 biggest
01:34:53.120 stars
01:34:53.440 of all
01:34:53.700 time
01:34:54.040 and one
01:34:54.360 of the
01:34:54.600 most
01:34:54.900 beautiful
01:34:55.380 she started
01:34:56.380 the bodyguard
01:34:57.180 remember with
01:34:57.800 kevin costner
01:34:58.600 she was
01:34:58.880 stunning
01:34:59.220 stunning it
01:35:00.240 was like an
01:35:00.600 interracial
01:35:01.200 romance for
01:35:01.880 the
01:35:02.020 holly berry
01:35:02.760 very thirsty
01:35:04.380 for attention
01:35:04.980 now but very
01:35:05.800 very beautiful
01:35:06.340 let's go back
01:35:06.900 to diana
01:35:07.420 ross let's
01:35:08.280 go back
01:35:08.680 to um
01:35:09.620 who starred
01:35:10.220 as foxy
01:35:10.700 brown
01:35:11.180 i forget
01:35:12.520 her name
01:35:13.020 how about
01:35:13.580 zoe kravitz
01:35:14.400 like yeah
01:35:15.400 stunner and
01:35:15.980 a huge star
01:35:16.780 bonet her
01:35:17.460 mother
01:35:18.140 lenny like
01:35:18.940 stop just
01:35:20.200 stop
01:35:21.220 to suggest
01:35:21.680 we can't
01:35:22.160 accept them
01:35:22.680 as beautiful
01:35:23.260 because they're
01:35:23.940 black
01:35:24.360 right right
01:35:25.420 you know
01:35:26.020 and and
01:35:26.660 michelle's my
01:35:27.240 favorite thing
01:35:27.760 about michelle
01:35:28.220 so first of all
01:35:28.920 she's talking
01:35:29.800 primarily to
01:35:30.500 white women
01:35:30.980 who she wants
01:35:31.460 to buy this
01:35:31.900 book so she's
01:35:33.040 saying to white
01:35:33.640 women you're
01:35:34.560 racist you have
01:35:35.760 a limited
01:35:36.240 concept of beauty
01:35:37.420 spend 59
01:35:38.820 dollars as i
01:35:39.700 did because i
01:35:40.360 have to see
01:35:40.840 the book and
01:35:41.540 they're never
01:35:41.880 going to send
01:35:42.280 it to me for
01:35:42.740 free on my
01:35:43.880 book this book
01:35:45.200 is an ode to
01:35:46.580 the awesomeness
01:35:47.460 that is michelle
01:35:48.460 obama what's in
01:35:49.580 it is it just
01:35:50.020 page after page
01:35:50.700 of her of her
01:35:52.200 and her looks
01:35:53.380 and her beauty
01:35:54.220 and how she got
01:35:54.940 to look this way
01:35:55.980 and it's just
01:35:57.540 it's it's i i i'll
01:36:01.040 never display it
01:36:02.160 in my home you
01:36:03.140 know i just i i
01:36:04.340 just it's and i
01:36:05.280 love a good coffee
01:36:05.960 table book oh my
01:36:06.700 favorite thing is she
01:36:07.340 says um she gave
01:36:08.800 this interview to the
01:36:09.600 new york times
01:36:10.240 in which uh the
01:36:11.900 journalist i believe
01:36:12.860 is also a black
01:36:13.840 woman went along
01:36:14.520 with her contention
01:36:15.220 that there never
01:36:16.980 before in the 54
01:36:18.280 first ladies who
01:36:19.640 came before her
01:36:20.720 uh did a woman
01:36:22.280 have such difficult
01:36:23.340 hair to style
01:36:25.300 i can't now i will
01:36:26.540 take umbrage
01:36:27.880 because i i
01:36:29.600 consider myself
01:36:30.440 something of an
01:36:31.080 authority on
01:36:31.680 jackie onassis and
01:36:33.120 her hair was so
01:36:34.260 difficult to tame
01:36:35.320 and so kinky and it
01:36:37.080 really was like the
01:36:38.360 like her hairstylists
01:36:40.000 were like you really
01:36:40.680 do have like the
01:36:41.520 texture and hair of
01:36:42.300 like what we would
01:36:42.820 consider black hair
01:36:43.720 and she wore wigs for
01:36:45.660 the bulk of her time
01:36:46.540 as first lady oh no
01:36:47.600 way yeah and like
01:36:48.660 actually joan kennedy
01:36:49.860 let this slip when she
01:36:51.040 was first in the
01:36:51.740 family she wasn't like
01:36:52.540 fully media trained
01:36:53.440 yeah she's like oh
01:36:54.140 yeah jackie wears
01:36:54.800 wigs all the time and
01:36:55.780 like jackie got upset
01:36:56.760 because like her cover
01:36:57.680 was blown i didn't
01:36:58.580 know that yeah so
01:36:59.640 michelle obama can
01:37:00.480 take a seat the
01:37:02.080 entire country adored
01:37:03.800 her and if she's so
01:37:05.140 by the way on fire
01:37:06.740 about like black
01:37:07.860 women representing
01:37:08.680 and she's in full
01:37:09.420 flower in her braids
01:37:10.500 where are the braids
01:37:11.540 on this media tour
01:37:12.380 why are we styled
01:37:13.560 like a white woman's
01:37:14.700 hair on this media
01:37:15.600 tour yes the thing
01:37:17.400 about the hair is
01:37:18.000 really annoying because
01:37:19.080 it she's she thinks
01:37:21.280 it's only a black
01:37:21.900 thing only only black
01:37:23.020 women right spend
01:37:23.580 hours on their hair
01:37:24.340 whatever doing to
01:37:25.240 their that's not true
01:37:26.460 that's a woman thing
01:37:27.440 it's not a black
01:37:28.220 thing and by the way
01:37:29.640 some of us have
01:37:31.120 toddler hair and it
01:37:32.620 so it takes us a long
01:37:33.380 time for that reason
01:37:34.320 some of us um like
01:37:36.380 redheads a lot of
01:37:37.400 redheads who have
01:37:38.540 curly hair have
01:37:39.540 exactly the same issue
01:37:40.740 that a black woman
01:37:41.580 has like it's like
01:37:42.620 very coarse and
01:37:43.640 you've got to iron it
01:37:44.600 if you want it to
01:37:45.100 look soft and smooth
01:37:46.340 and silky a lot of
01:37:47.560 indian women have the
01:37:48.500 same problem it's a
01:37:49.220 gift in my view to
01:37:49.920 have that super thick
01:37:50.640 hair but they may not
01:37:51.960 consider it that way
01:37:52.700 we all have an issue
01:37:54.360 we do not see everyone
01:37:56.420 running around all the
01:37:57.820 time bitching about
01:37:59.620 it and asking for
01:38:00.760 people to see us as
01:38:01.840 like an oppressed
01:38:02.700 group because it
01:38:04.080 takes us a long time
01:38:05.260 to do our hair
01:38:06.780 maureen so this is my
01:38:09.540 theory i spend more
01:38:10.740 time thinking about
01:38:11.600 this woman than is
01:38:12.680 healthy i think but
01:38:13.640 she fascinates me in a
01:38:14.940 morbid way i think
01:38:17.200 the only thing it's a
01:38:19.620 commonality of megan
01:38:20.560 markle for lack of
01:38:22.200 anything really
01:38:23.640 substantial going on
01:38:25.100 inside any real talent
01:38:28.020 to offer the world
01:38:29.140 victimhood stands in
01:38:32.220 for making one feel
01:38:33.280 special yeah it's
01:38:34.520 heart and so this
01:38:35.940 differentiates me and
01:38:37.220 now like i must have
01:38:38.760 a platform you i must
01:38:40.660 make you come to me
01:38:41.600 and understand and
01:38:42.360 again it's a it's a
01:38:43.320 hole that will never
01:38:43.960 be filled no what is
01:38:45.080 this our third book
01:38:46.180 about how awesome she
01:38:47.140 is you know it's
01:38:48.080 exactly right becoming
01:38:49.580 and now it's some you
01:38:51.360 you i think it's 304
01:38:52.480 pages right something
01:38:53.700 ridiculous this book
01:38:54.880 yeah i haven't
01:38:55.760 finished it yet
01:38:56.360 well it's long um
01:38:58.060 and here's a little
01:38:58.960 bit more uh because
01:38:59.880 she she had more to
01:39:00.720 say about white women
01:39:02.040 sod 18
01:39:02.940 it's just amazing how
01:39:06.400 we don't see a lot of
01:39:08.980 inspiration for our
01:39:11.080 type of hair on
01:39:12.120 television and i think
01:39:13.280 that was a big part of
01:39:15.100 that uh part of um
01:39:17.040 what kind of got me off
01:39:20.340 on the wrong track in
01:39:21.880 terms of loving my hair
01:39:23.220 was because when we
01:39:24.780 were growing up we
01:39:26.100 had no images there
01:39:28.020 were no images um
01:39:29.380 there was no
01:39:30.300 photography hair black
01:39:31.800 characters let alone
01:39:32.920 black children and i
01:39:34.320 think that a lot of
01:39:35.160 women don't women white
01:39:37.620 women don't understand
01:39:39.340 how problematic it is
01:39:41.380 for young black girls
01:39:42.920 not to see themselves
01:39:44.400 in popular culture and
01:39:46.600 uh not to pay give
01:39:49.080 respect and to show
01:39:50.440 examples of our beauty
01:39:52.220 oh my god black people
01:39:55.100 are literally everywhere
01:39:56.520 they are so outpacing
01:39:58.680 their number in the
01:40:00.920 actual population it's
01:40:02.460 absurd you cannot turn
01:40:03.640 on the television without
01:40:04.500 being bombarded with
01:40:05.580 commercials that have
01:40:06.720 only black people in
01:40:07.660 them oh that's a
01:40:08.200 post-growth white thing
01:40:09.280 yeah you can never have
01:40:10.020 only whites in them
01:40:10.740 what is she saying
01:40:11.700 they don't have she is
01:40:12.740 talking like we are 50
01:40:14.180 years ago it's 2025
01:40:16.280 almost 26 black people
01:40:18.480 are making movies starring
01:40:19.600 in movies making
01:40:20.320 commercials starring in
01:40:21.060 tv shows radio everything
01:40:23.200 all over the grammys all
01:40:24.400 over the oscars all over
01:40:25.260 the emmys like she
01:40:27.200 doesn't want to accept
01:40:28.620 that we've made progress
01:40:29.840 on this front no
01:40:31.140 beyonce jay-z blackish one
01:40:34.200 of the biggest shows of
01:40:34.980 the past 20 years abbott
01:40:36.120 elementary one of the
01:40:37.000 biggest shows scandal one
01:40:38.020 of the biggest shows
01:40:38.620 there was a show that was
01:40:40.320 viola davis i forget the
01:40:41.520 name of it it was like
01:40:42.260 anatomy of a murder or
01:40:43.260 something but one of the
01:40:44.380 very one of the most
01:40:45.160 arresting um episodes that
01:40:47.160 went beyond its place in
01:40:48.740 just network television
01:40:49.680 and became a cultural
01:40:50.480 thing there was a scene
01:40:51.700 where a very close up on
01:40:52.960 viola davis where she was
01:40:53.960 removing all of her
01:40:54.760 makeup and then she
01:40:55.420 removed her wig and you
01:40:57.060 saw like you know a black
01:40:58.520 woman without all the
01:40:59.280 artifice in it but it also
01:41:00.460 just stands for womanhood as
01:41:01.800 well without without all
01:41:02.980 the artifice so she's like
01:41:04.760 teleporting in from again
01:41:06.120 like another century i don't
01:41:08.100 know what she's talking
01:41:08.940 about and it's so
01:41:09.960 aggressive well i grew up
01:41:11.220 when she grew up like she's
01:41:12.340 a little older than i am but
01:41:13.260 like there were plenty of
01:41:14.700 black families on television
01:41:15.820 back then you know oh my
01:41:16.940 god good times we lived
01:41:18.840 for the jeffersons in my
01:41:20.040 house sanford the cosby
01:41:23.120 show hello we were all
01:41:24.360 raised on the cosby show
01:41:25.640 like what is she why is
01:41:27.200 she pretending truly like i
01:41:28.860 said it's 1938 we have no
01:41:31.140 television we have no
01:41:32.060 representation we have no
01:41:33.640 blacks anywhere doing
01:41:34.720 anything of note and all
01:41:36.140 of society isn't
01:41:36.920 appreciating how hard it is
01:41:38.140 for little girls like
01:41:38.880 michelle obama because of
01:41:40.980 what you said she needs to
01:41:42.860 feel victimized and you know
01:41:44.720 you get these people
01:41:45.860 across from her could that
01:41:46.920 was her podcast but any of
01:41:48.580 these interviewers they're
01:41:49.460 never going to do anything
01:41:50.640 other than bend the knee to
01:41:51.800 michelle obama her talking
01:41:53.040 about her oppression as a
01:41:54.020 black woman they're like
01:41:54.920 yes i need it more you
01:41:57.380 know right it's like
01:41:57.860 estrogen or what's the
01:41:59.640 word i'm looking at
01:42:00.080 endorphins maybe estrogen
01:42:01.700 too um all right we're
01:42:03.020 gonna get another one hold
01:42:03.820 on yes okay this is an oldie
01:42:07.200 but a goodie we never got
01:42:08.760 to this the other day she's
01:42:09.960 still on the hair this is
01:42:11.720 her going on and on about
01:42:13.200 the issue to abc in your
01:42:14.900 favorite outfit sought 19
01:42:16.900 that was intentional
01:42:20.160 to wear her hair this way
01:42:23.080 it's like having me the
01:42:25.000 former first lady a black
01:42:26.660 woman show up in the world
01:42:29.440 in her natural hair even if
01:42:31.680 i didn't do it for those
01:42:32.960 eight years i understood the
01:42:34.800 importance of doing it at
01:42:36.640 some point and signaling a
01:42:38.400 message to young girls and
01:42:40.060 to professionals out there
01:42:41.580 stay out of our hair you
01:42:44.240 know we're just trying to
01:42:45.500 get to work and do it fast
01:42:47.460 and efficiently don't tell a
01:42:49.220 black woman how to wear her
01:42:50.600 hair how i wear my hair
01:42:52.840 should be my choice and it
01:42:54.800 shouldn't be illegal it
01:42:56.460 shouldn't be something that
01:42:57.360 can't be done if you're part
01:42:58.720 of the military
01:42:59.420 so it's illegal now and by the
01:43:03.220 way who was telling her like
01:43:04.060 you're the first lady of the
01:43:05.800 united you can wear your hair
01:43:06.580 however the fuck you want if
01:43:07.760 you were too cowardly to wear
01:43:11.080 it the way you wanted that's
01:43:12.200 a you problem so my favorite
01:43:14.900 again proof to my theory that
01:43:17.360 her team hates her she wears
01:43:19.060 her hair as you said however
01:43:20.360 the fuck she wants she wears
01:43:21.720 it in pom-poms on top of her
01:43:23.660 head what you call the
01:43:24.820 stegosaurus yes yes you know
01:43:27.600 it's like it's not it's it's
01:43:29.560 not a good look it doesn't look
01:43:31.000 good for her and again if it's
01:43:32.020 that consequential as the as
01:43:34.760 by the way the first black lady
01:43:36.680 that this country cheered for
01:43:38.700 everybody was rooting for you
01:43:40.620 what's that like what's that
01:43:41.980 famous meme like we were all
01:43:43.100 it's from america's top
01:43:44.400 models tyra banks going we
01:43:45.740 were all rooting for you yeah
01:43:47.200 um is is why why doesn't she
01:43:49.740 have braids in her effing
01:43:50.860 official white house portrait
01:43:52.120 yes do it there and why isn't
01:43:53.680 she wearing them for her big
01:43:54.540 tour where she wants to talk
01:43:55.640 about braids at every stop do
01:43:56.900 it there i know all right now
01:43:58.620 listen we are going to wrap
01:44:00.300 now maureen and i are going to
01:44:01.800 continue this and we're not
01:44:02.920 going to do it on sirius xm
01:44:04.080 because normally we will
01:44:06.020 because this is the megan
01:44:06.880 kelly channel now we can but
01:44:08.240 our after show is just getting
01:44:09.500 started and so we don't want
01:44:11.200 to be rude to emily and to the
01:44:12.580 callers who want to call in so
01:44:13.640 we're going to let them take
01:44:14.540 that and we will continue this
01:44:16.300 on podcast and on youtube.com
01:44:18.320 and then once everyone gets
01:44:20.140 settled into their roles here
01:44:21.240 and figures out exactly how
01:44:22.260 we're how we're supposed to
01:44:23.220 use the mk channel we will
01:44:24.880 continue this so that our
01:44:26.240 sirius xmers do not have to
01:44:27.600 miss the back half of the
01:44:28.580 conversation so forgive us we're
01:44:30.020 figuring it all out um but in
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01:45:32.300 right here at it's kind of a combo of
01:45:34.500 the megan kelly show and the nerve it's
01:45:36.160 the nervy mk show uh with maureen
01:45:38.880 callahan so let's keep going uh there
01:45:41.500 is okay news about kim kardashian
01:45:45.600 just forgive me i don't usually do news
01:45:48.120 about kim kardashian but now we already
01:45:49.980 touched on her once i've got to i've got
01:45:53.360 to talk about this as a recovering
01:45:54.800 lawyer myself oh yeah she's trying to
01:45:58.240 become a lawyer it's not going well
01:46:01.560 no she it it would help if she could go
01:46:04.560 to law school yeah but apparently she
01:46:07.380 can't get in oh or just decided to try
01:46:10.560 to take the shortcut and that's not
01:46:13.100 going well there is a provision in
01:46:15.440 california as there is in other states
01:46:17.440 that allows you to to get your legal
01:46:20.760 education through an apprenticeship if
01:46:23.400 you can find a lawyer who will take you
01:46:24.680 under his or her wing and you can do
01:46:26.920 like enough hours and enough training
01:46:28.580 that you can pass the bar they will
01:46:30.020 allow it so after your first year of
01:46:33.620 that you will have to take something
01:46:35.000 called the baby bar okay to prove that
01:46:37.140 like you're coming along right she's
01:46:40.400 failed it three times and i guess try try
01:46:44.660 again she must have passed that because
01:46:47.080 most recently she took she says the
01:46:50.580 actual california bar exam and failed
01:46:53.900 it of course to no one's surprise and
01:46:57.440 here she is reacting on her show this is
01:47:00.160 where her focus is now having failed it
01:47:01.800 and humiliated herself again on her show
01:47:04.440 and sought 36 i'm just letting you guys
01:47:08.480 know that all of the psychics that we
01:47:11.240 have met with and that we're obsessed
01:47:13.140 with are all full of shit they all
01:47:16.560 collectively maybe four of them have
01:47:18.520 told me i was going to pass the bar so
01:47:20.420 they're all full pathological liars
01:47:22.800 don't believe anything they say
01:47:24.220 that's her takeaway that the psychics
01:47:28.520 were wrong well you know it's uh for
01:47:31.260 their proof of her native intelligence
01:47:32.780 you mean to tell me that people that
01:47:34.520 you pay to tell you what you want to
01:47:36.340 hear and that all of your fantasies will
01:47:38.020 come true if you just wish for them hard
01:47:39.660 enough that they were not right they
01:47:41.940 they were liars that's what she said
01:47:43.320 they lied yeah they were just trying to
01:47:45.000 make her happy um this is this is a very
01:47:48.020 strange endeavor for me i don't
01:47:49.800 understand it like her desire to become
01:47:51.960 a lawyer is it is it like her her issues
01:47:54.900 about her father maybe you know and um i
01:47:59.940 here's what i think yeah she is desperate
01:48:02.440 to be taken seriously now yeah yeah and i
01:48:04.900 have news for you kim kardashian it is
01:48:06.840 never going to happen you cannot be taken
01:48:08.980 seriously when you start your career by
01:48:11.160 showing your vagina it's an unwritten rule
01:48:13.720 but it is a rule um releasing your sex
01:48:17.400 tape with somebody performing oral sex on
01:48:20.000 you it's a no we're just never going to take
01:48:22.980 you seriously and then you with the nude
01:48:25.100 photos and the ginormous ass and the general
01:48:28.140 frivolity of your life it doesn't matter you
01:48:30.960 could you could get a physics phd and we
01:48:34.280 would not take you seriously we know that
01:48:36.620 exactly how you became famous exactly how
01:48:40.200 you're all over our magazines and our
01:48:41.800 newspapers and our television and you
01:48:43.500 should just be happy with that because
01:48:45.200 you're not going to do it you're not
01:48:47.520 going to convince anybody even if you
01:48:49.060 manage to squeak out a passage of the
01:48:50.700 bar that you are a serious person who we
01:48:52.560 should listen to have you seen any of the
01:48:55.440 new kim k slash ryan murphy drama all's
01:48:58.840 fair on hulu we have we have a clip i
01:49:00.920 haven't seen it but let's let's take a
01:49:02.400 look what's a clip of all's fair do we
01:49:04.100 have that you guys yeah it's not 38 i
01:49:06.120 guess let's take a look
01:49:07.460 no it's not about what was done to you
01:49:11.740 it's about where it was done in the
01:49:15.480 corner of the frame barely visible just
01:49:18.020 sticking out underneath the bed an
01:49:20.280 envelope a blur but now an address one
01:49:25.280 five four six east grand it's a resident
01:49:28.020 okay the his 43 year old single son i
01:49:34.140 handled a class action suit against his
01:49:36.520 father a ponzi scheme i'm very sad to see
01:49:40.680 glenn close involved in such a thing me
01:49:43.360 too you know damages was like a great
01:49:46.160 legal show that ran for a long time and
01:49:48.660 she was phenomenal in it she is better
01:49:50.580 jagged edge fatal attraction yes i mean
01:49:53.520 some of the best movies ever those great
01:49:55.580 80s movies that we were talking about not
01:49:57.240 too long ago so the so i tried to watch at
01:50:00.800 least one episode of it and i couldn't get
01:50:02.780 through it and and my real problem was kim
01:50:05.800 kardashian she comes across as as really
01:50:10.080 dead inside like there's no light behind the
01:50:13.040 eyes there's no there's no inflection in any
01:50:16.640 given line reading whatsoever like one five
01:50:19.660 seven six oh that's the address like that's
01:50:22.360 you could see it there the delivery she
01:50:24.040 comes across as somebody who is just um a
01:50:27.820 mere physical vessel and we know her too
01:50:30.600 long she that is what she is she's injecting
01:50:33.080 fat into every sort of yes you know the the
01:50:36.780 the bum the breasts whatever the lips she
01:50:39.700 looks like a like a hybrid of a human being
01:50:42.980 she doesn't look fully human doug calls her and
01:50:45.960 like angelina jolie he said they look like
01:50:47.640 mr potato head yeah like it just you
01:50:50.120 inserted some weird enlarged body part on
01:50:53.440 their heads that's really clever that's
01:50:55.460 that's true actually like that the sort of
01:50:57.260 the huge met like out of nowhere there's
01:50:58.880 like this huge mouth and it's just um you
01:51:02.300 know i i think i this is why i find the
01:51:05.320 kardashian jenner's so beyond disturbing and
01:51:07.380 it goes back to what we were talking about
01:51:08.660 with harry and megan it they are it is a
01:51:11.280 soulless enterprise like i really like i i
01:51:14.320 analogize like walking into that party is
01:51:17.760 like walking into like the final scene of
01:51:19.580 rosemary's baby like you've just capitulated
01:51:21.860 yeah you're like i'll throw my lot in with
01:51:24.060 the demons and the satan worshipers because
01:51:26.060 over here that's all that's all that matters
01:51:27.880 is money and fame and power that's it that's
01:51:30.620 it i mean i think that's probably why her
01:51:32.300 daughter north continues to make news for
01:51:34.740 her weird piercings and like the one thing
01:51:37.880 was just body art and but now it appears
01:51:40.200 she's actually gotten a weird piercing she's
01:51:42.660 only 12 she's only 12 like my 12 year old is a
01:51:46.380 sweet little boy who's a sixth grader who is
01:51:49.220 innocent and adorable and like not provocative
01:51:53.560 not weirdly sexual at an inappropriate age like i
01:51:56.800 don't i just think these people need to stop with
01:51:59.540 like the non-stop parties and the constant on-camera
01:52:03.460 reality tv show stuff and maybe just parent maybe just be
01:52:07.200 there for them i was looking at images of northwest
01:52:10.040 funny on the way over here and um i was having the
01:52:12.860 same thought you know my goddaughter is 12 and she's
01:52:15.920 so sweet and she has this um real self-awareness of like
01:52:20.500 not wanting to grow up too fast you know which i think is
01:52:23.900 so smart so i don't really worry about her because i think
01:52:26.280 her head is on straight at a very young age
01:52:28.340 and i look at northwest and i so this is my theory
01:52:31.920 uh you know she's got multiple shades of blue extensions
01:52:37.140 and hair she is um for her age she seems not as slender as
01:52:43.880 the kardashians make themselves to be thank god they're not
01:52:46.740 putting her on the ozempic at this age no i couldn't agree
01:52:48.940 no i know but you you know no i couldn't she has what the body
01:52:51.720 that they would have if they weren't on the shop and that
01:52:54.040 they would hate themselves for having yep right so this is
01:52:56.500 the message that a northwest is getting i look i'm not like
01:53:00.080 them i'm not up to par right i'm not their example of womanhood
01:53:03.900 which is highly sexualized like what are we doing out there if
01:53:07.040 prince harry's not ogling our breasts at 70 years old like why live as a woman
01:53:10.840 right and so i think her way of differentiating
01:53:13.740 herself and legitimizing herself as a member of this family
01:53:16.560 is to turn herself into kind of the weird one
01:53:19.900 the one with the piercings the one with the markings the artsy one the one who
01:53:24.560 doesn't because of her whatever her artistic leanings may be doesn't have to
01:53:30.040 conform to a standard of womanhood that this family adheres to to a point that
01:53:36.600 feels cult-like remember when we thought kanye was the
01:53:39.540 weird one oh my god yeah i mean like suddenly he looks like the the best
01:53:45.240 parental influence and not kim kardashian i really don't know but i i hope i hope
01:53:50.780 it works out i really do i hate i i certainly don't want any ill will on
01:53:53.680 anybody's children i just think what are the odds for these poor kids being born
01:53:57.060 into that family um however our real scorn has to be saved i'm sorry to tell
01:54:04.080 you but it does for apple martin oh yes i don't even feel bad about it because
01:54:09.120 she appears to be a confirmed bully who got booted out of harvard westlake this
01:54:15.520 very fancy rich school in la allegedly for bullying
01:54:19.740 reportedly allegedly and this story has been very stubborn and has never been
01:54:23.420 denied by gwyneth paltrow or her father chris martin the story goes that apple and
01:54:29.460 it's very hard for a nepo kid to get kicked out of very schools you know you
01:54:33.720 got enough money you can make any problem go away
01:54:35.840 she allegedly bullied a female classmate to the point where this girl tried to
01:54:41.220 allegedly take her own life oh my god or she walked up very close to it and the
01:54:46.180 school said you're out you got to go and then
01:54:49.300 she she wound up graduating i think from crossroads in la which was where
01:54:53.560 gwyneth graduated so we know she she had for a time been at harvard westlake
01:54:57.760 she had she graduated from a different school that's interesting and she
01:55:00.900 couldn't get into any ivies either she's at vanderbilt uh moses her brother is
01:55:05.620 at brown ivy late becoming good nonetheless becoming a good little liberal
01:55:09.740 well listen from what i hear i have it on very good authority that moses is
01:55:13.520 actually a lovely kid very talented very kind and has no interest whatsoever in
01:55:19.140 becoming famous well brown will beat all those qualities right out of him you're
01:55:22.540 probably right that you're probably right honestly like if i really really
01:55:26.340 wanted my kids to become jew haters i would send them to brown that what about
01:55:30.640 claudia yeah it tied yeah both both but like that's where you'd go yes i know just
01:55:36.560 the school for you they will totally indoctrinate you into far left thinking
01:55:40.140 they will make you a wonderful little far left progressive who can't stand jews
01:55:44.720 who can't stand conservatives and ultimately can't stand their parents
01:55:48.780 either right you know i would just never do it never never never would i go to
01:55:52.080 brown allow my kids to go but i'd be like you're paying for it for yourself and
01:55:55.480 we're not visiting for four years um that's a lie i'd see them i'm addicted to
01:55:59.520 my children so apple martin she was in the news recently for this horrible singing
01:56:03.540 we talked about this a bit but i do want to play this top 41
01:56:06.300 it's karaoke
01:56:13.080 okay we get the gist she's totally off key she's awful she's even worse than we were
01:56:32.740 when we did our space adventure and tried to recreate the i forgot what a wonderful world
01:56:37.000 yeah it must have trauma blocked it out but and i heard on the nerve you played the
01:56:42.060 the song as she released it like a week later auto-tuned totally on key on key with everything
01:56:49.320 oh yeah sounding like a real chanteuse and to me this is such evidence of a set of parents
01:56:55.260 that never just told you the truth for real you can't sing for real you're not good at it sorry
01:57:01.720 oh by the way your your father who's a global rock star he may know some vocal coaches want to put in
01:57:07.060 the hours yeah right we can make that happen for you no why would you why would you put in work
01:57:12.260 megan she clearly nobody would get up there and sing like that if they knew that's how they sounded
01:57:16.520 no of course not it is such such it's such a glittering example of terrible parenting
01:57:21.600 she's been told her whole life you're great yes you're special amazing at this you know what if
01:57:27.780 you want to do this for a living get right on up there you could do it it actually makes the same
01:57:32.400 thing with the modeling career oh god same thing with the modeling career it makes me wonder what
01:57:37.240 when it's the the you know the mother-daughter rivalry and what may be going on with gwyneth because if
01:57:43.380 you really really loved your kid your daughter why would you ever expose her to this kind of public
01:57:48.860 ridicule i know when it's been in the game since she was a teenager she grew up in this her mother
01:57:54.020 was an actress her father was a very successful producer she knows exactly what's going to happen
01:57:58.220 to her daughter in the social media age she's part of it because she's a snob gwyneth paltrow is a snob
01:58:05.060 you know this i heard you talk about it and we've done reporting on it too she was like scoffing at
01:58:10.000 brad pitt because he didn't know the cert the right caviar is to eat it was just ridiculous
01:58:14.180 um she's so proud of the fact that she went to spence in new york which is a great school our
01:58:20.240 daughter went to spence for the for elementary school before we moved out here it's a great
01:58:24.360 school it's a very woke school now um but look it's there's a contingent that goes there that's
01:58:30.480 absolutely wonderful and there's a contingent that goes there because they have like a family like
01:58:35.820 blight danner for the mom and they have a ton of money and they you know get accepted and i would
01:58:41.100 submit that's likely why gwyneth paltrow got there yep um in any event gwyneth i think is encouraging
01:58:48.460 this because i saw her at that ridiculous debutante ball like in paris right where they don't even live
01:58:55.620 yep with apple martin who was reported to be bullying people there too and that's just not something
01:59:03.520 you would do like if your child is humble it's because you've made sure of it as the parent yes
01:59:09.660 yes apple was caught on camera forcing another deb out of the frame and being like it's me i'm the star
01:59:18.020 i'm the star i'm the star i mean she's insufferable and she's um she's trying to launch herself as a
01:59:23.460 model on the back her mother is the one it's a it's a very i think this is a very effed up dynamic i
01:59:28.980 really do i think there is something dark going on between with gwyneth and apple and apple as a kind
01:59:35.200 of competition that must be squashed very early very early this girl is not a model no gwyneth is
01:59:43.100 like this okay gwyneth is like this this girl is a little zaftig you know it seems like it's her
01:59:47.400 natural body set point she wants to be like a little bit larger she has these eyes that are very
01:59:52.700 spaced very far apart and not like in a kate moss way in a way that like one eye's looking off over here
01:59:58.380 like always awkward you can't be a model like i'm sorry it's in the job description you know
02:00:03.600 michelle obama would say apple's oppressed i would say apple just doesn't have what's in the job
02:00:08.060 description but but why gwyneth would push her out there so early because she needs it right it's
02:00:14.580 the same she needs the validation same reason parents ruin their children's high school by being
02:00:18.880 like you've got to get into harvard study more put down that remote there'll be no super bowl watching
02:00:24.420 for you you know like get back to the books yeah they raise these kids who have no personalities
02:00:28.840 but are perfect sat scores like that's i i don't i totally disagree with it but it's because of their
02:00:35.040 egos they want the harvard bumper sticker they want the flag you know from brown or wherever
02:00:43.040 that they can fly on their front flagpole and i would submit it's the same thing with this like
02:00:47.960 gwyneth is too smart to not understand what those industries will do to a young woman
02:00:52.860 why you would take your own child and say yeah model i always joke with my with my daughter yardley who
02:00:58.860 has zero desire to model but like when people like oh she's so pretty and people just being nice well
02:01:02.760 whatever she you know she's a model and like or i could just get her hooked on heroin at home
02:01:07.180 like i just give it right to her right right you know like that's your pretty girl like yeah why would i
02:01:11.400 ever want my child to join that industry oh my god no my brother had the same exact reaction with my
02:01:16.900 niece from a very young age it was like there were people wanting her to model and he was like
02:01:20.300 never ever not happening and um for that very reason and it's that's such a good point it hadn't
02:01:26.580 occurred to me but gwyneth who went public with what she went through with harvey weinstein
02:01:31.880 okay you know and she was a nepo like her godfather steven spielberg you would think she would have been
02:01:36.880 protected from that so she knows that there's no amount of parental uh prominence that will protect
02:01:43.600 you from predators like that okay they're gonna get to you somehow you would think she would say
02:01:47.480 apple maybe why don't you go for something a little bit less study tech or english lit or something
02:01:55.600 that will help you use your brain and develop actual confidence right as opposed to trying to
02:02:02.920 backdraft between behind two parents who are very successful whose careers let's face it you will
02:02:08.700 never emulate right you will never match in those particular fields i mean the odds are overwhelming
02:02:12.520 that it won't happen right sometimes the sequel can be better than the original but i mean you can
02:02:16.920 count on one time one hand the number of times it's happened godfather i don't i can't like another
02:02:21.740 michael douglas yes okay i accept versus kirk i got that yeah yeah that's okay but it's very rare
02:02:29.920 very rare so why not encourage her to do something that is completely different right it's because
02:02:34.660 i think your ego needs it you get a jones off of seeing her like oh chip off the old block and it
02:02:41.520 gives you a chance to relive your youth you know shakespeare in love when she won the oscar it's
02:02:46.900 like she can come and be the elder stateswoman now at these events like gwyneth is here with her
02:02:52.140 offspring this is such a fascinating debate because i wonder if let's for thought experiment uh
02:02:57.980 apple was a prodigy apple had acting chops that surpassed her mother apple was more beautiful than
02:03:06.340 her mother is gwyneth as promoting or is gwyneth more like i can't have you eclipse me right ego
02:03:14.960 that like the the egos are at that level are so difficult to divine yes that's so true i don't know
02:03:21.440 the answer to that that's true because unfortunately a lot of people have mother-daughter tension because
02:03:25.200 the mother does see the daughter as competition and that can ruin a lot of mother-daughter relationships
02:03:29.520 but i don't know i'm trying to think like kaya gerber is she i don't think she's more beautiful
02:03:35.040 than cindy crawford was in her prime but she's just as i mean kaya gerber is like fall over stunning to
02:03:40.880 look at yeah but cindy crawford and her husband randy gerber seem like decent people to me like that
02:03:48.240 seems to be i don't know they you never hear about like he's all over the place cheating on her
02:03:53.860 she doesn't show up at the kardashian things you know kaya's a model but who wouldn't make kaya a
02:03:59.940 model like that's one that's like staring you in the face if you don't she's like seven feet tall
02:04:05.640 the body and the cindy face you disagree it's i don't know so i i'm of two minds about it because
02:04:11.260 it's like first of all she is like a little xerox version of cindy yeah right um and i feel like
02:04:16.880 that you would have to you'd have to approach that very delicately like you don't have to go into
02:04:21.560 that industry because i was that successful in that industry cindy had a spark that i find kaya
02:04:27.560 does not i feel like a lot of these younger models they are dead behind the eyes kendall jenner who
02:04:33.160 bought a new face is dead behind the eyes she did bailey bieber who bought a new face is dead behind
02:04:38.220 the eyes i haven't seen kaya gerber's original face but i would bet there's been some work done
02:04:42.760 most of those girls at that level really they've had some work done i don't know i feel like i've been
02:04:46.920 watching that one since she was little because of cindy and she looks she's always been just
02:04:50.560 stunning um but i don't know like i respect the couples who i don't hear anything about yeah you
02:04:55.600 know yeah yeah yeah i know that they did their tequila and all that like whatever that's that's
02:04:59.460 business but i appreciate the fact that cindy crawford is not in the trade rags all the time she's
02:05:04.260 not she seems to be like quiet mothering which i appreciate by the way speaking of this group of
02:05:09.460 people do we believe that kylie jenner was dumped by timothy chalamet chalamet or do we not i believe it
02:05:18.720 you know why why uh timmy's got a movie coming out in a few weeks called marty supreme co-starring
02:05:25.240 gwyneth paltrow is as much older lover right and timmy wants the oscar and it's not happening if
02:05:30.680 we're together with kylie jenner it's not happening she's got to go oh that's ruthless
02:05:34.960 megan i don't know how this works come on i know oh my gosh well yeah it was reported by the daily
02:05:42.720 mail that he dumped her and then she liked a post of his online so other mags were speculating
02:05:48.840 maybe they are still together that was her way of clapping back against the daily mail
02:05:54.080 it's very rare that the daily mail has it wrong it's rare that the mail has it wrong and also if
02:05:59.940 it weren't true why wouldn't he like why wouldn't they make sure to be photographed together immediately
02:06:04.240 yes or put something up on social media immediately just to like push back on those rumors
02:06:08.560 like who do you think here's what i think he's going to do i think he's going to take his mom to all
02:06:13.640 of these events all right that's the play that's the play we take mom so last but not least um
02:06:20.340 tomorrow we're on tape which is just fortunate because uh we've been airing our tour interviews
02:06:25.480 on our on our fridays and um i mentioned this to you a little in the commercial break we are doing
02:06:30.560 something here called fakes giving oh yeah we do it now this is our third year running and i highly
02:06:36.780 recommend this to everybody fakes giving is the fake thanksgiving where all of our relatives so most of
02:06:43.480 them not all of them many of our relatives are coming and we all celebrate thanksgiving together
02:06:49.140 a week or two weeks early before the actual holiday and the reason this started was after my sister died
02:06:56.080 her kids are all in their 20s or early 30s now and we wanted to be together as a family but they're
02:07:02.800 all young they're starting their careers or they just got married and so they have their own independent
02:07:07.140 obligations that they they need to see through like if not on thanksgiving although some of them do have
02:07:11.880 to work as their young holidays then right around it and or they want to go to their spouses you know
02:07:17.140 all that so i was like why don't we just move it back a week or two and then we can all be together
02:07:21.460 and then everybody on the actual holiday can do what they need to do and we love it it is such a
02:07:27.500 great gathering there's no pressure you can get a caterer because you and i don't cook so much more
02:07:33.360 easily two weeks before thanksgiving than you can on the actual thanksgiving trust me i know
02:07:39.180 and there's like it's a little warmer there's no travel pressure so true nothing no packed airports
02:07:47.480 no packed streets you know highways so it is a true joy and i it also gives you the added benefit
02:07:55.000 of you kind of get to celebrate thanksgiving twice yeah i don't cook so that's a plus for me right
02:07:59.980 people at home who actually cook are like that's not a joy what are you saying but i'll have the
02:08:04.180 caterers do this and then the actual thanksgiving will probably wind up going out to this place that
02:08:07.620 that does it but anyway it's a family tradition that we started a few years ago highly recommend
02:08:12.740 i love that i have i have friends uh who have like at least two thanksgivings and it's a similar
02:08:20.120 thing it's sort of like you do the one that's like the the more formal one yeah and then you do and it
02:08:28.300 seems like you're you're you're doing something similar well not formal so much but then the second
02:08:32.380 one is sort of like much looser yeah and it's not on the day it could be after the day yes it could be
02:08:37.580 before the day but everything about it just feels looser and more fun because there's also no you
02:08:44.280 know we're going to do an episode um before thanksgiving on the nerve about um all the anxiety
02:08:50.800 that comes leading up to thanksgiving and how to deal with like your own freak outs about like
02:08:56.120 difficult family dynamics or like that one relative who's always there who everybody hates or you know
02:09:00.720 there's always something but it the messaging we're always getting is like thanksgiving's just the
02:09:06.000 holiday there is right it's family and it's you know it's like it's i mean you come from an irish
02:09:11.140 family you probably understand the uh the stuff that can go on on a thanksgiving but i love it and
02:09:16.540 i'm always part of a of a second thanksgiving because i have my friends throw it and it's it's
02:09:20.840 always the best i i have to say i absolutely love it and then the holiday comes and i feel very little
02:09:25.340 stress right because it's like i've already i've already hosted the event and i one other thing i want
02:09:30.100 to say we don't have a huge dining room table in our house you know we're only a family five it seats
02:09:37.500 maybe 10 or i guess you could go 12 with a table expander anyway um i don't i don't entertain a lot
02:09:44.260 as you can hear but um i really have no idea how many people can sit at my dining room table
02:09:48.340 but anyway um for this we do have a large foyer for some reason in our house i don't know why the
02:09:56.460 foyer is so big but we remove like the front hall table and we take four of those like you know the
02:10:04.000 tables that you would set up if you were doing like a concession stand outside of a you know bake sale
02:10:08.000 that kind of thing we take four of those and we put them in a big square and we cover them and then
02:10:14.240 we get just like those little i don't know how to explain it but like a wooden post with like a bottom
02:10:19.060 that is sturdy that won't fall over like a round bottom that's kind of heavy and then the post comes up and
02:10:24.400 and you can kind of make it come up as much as you want anyway and then we string the white fairy lights
02:10:30.120 between the four hosts it is like the easiest way to make a large fun dining room table where everyone
02:10:40.640 can see each other and still converse that's so cute i i think i am as ever you might be more um you
02:10:48.040 know let's like let's bookmark this for uh with love megan holiday edition yes like let's string some
02:10:53.840 lights and like show everybody just how easy it is to be the consummate hostess exactly i'm actually
02:10:59.220 very proud of my fakesgiving plan and trust me if i can do it you can do it anyway i'll see you after
02:11:07.600 fakesgiving i look forward to the fakesgiving or thanksgiving uh reveal on the nerve well thanks i
02:11:13.220 love talking to you i love talking to you all right and i'll see you in anaheim see you in anaheim you can
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