The Michael Knowles Show - November 27, 2025


AVOID These People At ALL COST： Michael REACTS To Black Friday Chaos!

Hosted by
Michael Knowles
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Episode Stats


Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

152.06

Word count

1,736

Sentence count

226

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

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Toxicity

19

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Hate speech

3

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Summary

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It s Black Friday, and it s time for America to indulge in a disgusting bacchanal of decadence and materialism. Here s a little bit of insight into some of the most typical Black Friday displays. Plus, Daily Wire Plus annual memberships are 50% off during Black Friday.

Transcript

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00:02:21.540 So what is the, it's just them getting like run over or something?
00:02:24.740 Yeah, it's simple Black Friday videos.
00:02:26.380 Just normal, orderly conduct.
00:02:28.680 Peaceful displays of goods being purchased.
00:02:30.600 Black Friday is upon us.
00:02:46.620 You know what that means?
00:02:47.840 It's time for America to indulge in a disgusting bacchanal of decadence and materialism.
00:02:54.260 Here we have a little bit of insight into some of the most typical displays.
00:03:00.600 It's the holiday season and Santa Claus is coming round.
00:03:06.940 The Christmas snow is white on the ground.
00:03:10.600 When old Santa gets into town, here we're coming and the gym is down.
00:03:16.560 Here we're coming down, the gym is down.
00:03:19.040 Hey! 0.99
00:03:19.340 Is this in the Middle East or does it just sound like it?
00:03:33.360 Just waiting for an explosion.
00:03:47.820 This is New York.
00:04:01.160 Yeah, okay.
00:04:02.020 So I guess I was right.
00:04:02.860 That was a glimpse at pre-Mamdani-stan. 0.95
00:04:08.620 Proto-Mamdani-stan. 0.73
00:04:10.540 Is that a drone flying around?
00:04:14.680 That's hell.
00:04:15.620 That's hell is what that is.
00:04:17.420 Which is, I guess, what New York's about to become.
00:04:19.700 This reminds me of a homily that I once heard from a priest.
00:04:23.080 It said, down in hell, there's a big banquet hall.
00:04:26.860 And all this great food on it.
00:04:28.560 Everyone's seated around, but the forks are five feet long.
00:04:33.500 And so you get the steak or whatever, and you try to eat it.
00:04:36.940 You can't eat it because your arm is too close to your face.
00:04:40.400 You can't.
00:04:40.900 And that's hell for eternity is trying to eat that steak.
00:04:44.280 In heaven, you know what's so crazy about heaven?
00:04:47.240 It's the same thing.
00:04:48.840 You know the difference?
00:04:50.320 In heaven, you get the steak.
00:04:52.680 They feed it to the person across from them.
00:04:55.480 That's the difference.
00:04:56.980 And that, right there, is hell.
00:04:59.040 Next one.
00:05:06.240 What are those boxes up?
00:05:08.040 Get in me! 0.99
00:05:08.720 Get in that box! 0.80
00:05:10.600 Get off of me! 1.00
00:05:12.260 Why are you being so impressive?
00:05:13.980 You're scaring me!
00:05:15.000 I can't tell what the box...
00:05:17.600 It looks like a box of seltzer or something.
00:05:20.220 I don't think there would be...
00:05:22.160 That's good. 0.91
00:05:22.920 Just smacking a cute little kid right in the head. 0.98
00:05:24.840 That's a good idea. 0.98
00:05:25.860 That's good.
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00:05:37.100 Also kind of depressing because then we just sit and spend all of our money
00:05:39.700 just clicking buttons on our computer locked up in our little pods.
00:05:42.460 But I guess it's better than beating up little kids to get a box of trash.
00:06:01.320 There's no way that one's real.
00:06:03.260 Other than the guy is damaging his own car for the video. 0.99
00:06:06.140 But people do a lot of stupid stuff for videos. 0.98
00:06:10.240 I think that one's fake. 0.99
00:06:11.520 I'm calling shenanigans on that.
00:06:13.680 Full flag on the field shenanigans.
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00:07:42.740 So, it's just hell.
00:07:43.880 You know, one thing I'll say about that one, people seem to be having fun.
00:08:00.960 No one's getting injured.
00:08:02.360 People are laughing.
00:08:03.480 It's like cheap towels.
00:08:04.680 That's fine, though.
00:08:05.300 I'm a sucker for a good deal.
00:08:06.960 Yeah, it was $1.60 for a towel.
00:08:08.740 I'd probably do the same thing.
00:08:09.380 It was $1.60?
00:08:10.160 $1.60.
00:08:10.900 Did you see that in the video?
00:08:11.340 Yo, you know what?
00:08:12.460 You know what?
00:08:12.880 I would have been right there in the middle of it.
00:08:14.540 I would have been right there, and I would have been violent.
00:08:17.500 None of those people were violent.
00:08:18.720 I would have been ripping out people's hairs, getting $1.60 a towel.
00:08:22.500 Can I?
00:08:23.080 All right.
00:08:25.160 Note to self.
00:08:26.800 Go to the Walmart in...
00:08:29.160 I don't know.
00:08:29.800 I don't know where that was.
00:08:30.460 Next one.
00:08:34.020 This is depressing.
00:08:37.560 This is depressing.
00:08:40.100 Just a bunch. 1.00
00:08:41.120 A bunch of animals grabbing at idiot boxes. 1.00
00:08:48.540 I hate that it's over the TVs. 1.00
00:08:51.520 Had this been over towels, I could have gotten into it.
00:08:54.360 Maybe I shouldn't say.
00:08:55.160 I've been very anti-TV lately, which is bad because I pay my mortgage by being on TVs,
00:09:00.840 like phones and computers and stuff.
00:09:02.360 Oh, no.
00:09:03.820 No, no.
00:09:04.520 This isn't music.
00:09:06.180 No, I don't like this, David.
00:09:08.000 No, that's enough.
00:09:09.720 No, David.
00:09:10.580 I don't like that.
00:09:11.700 No.
00:09:12.300 I hate that.
00:09:13.360 No, let me waste my life.
00:09:14.940 No, I'm going to waste my life. 0.99
00:09:15.820 I'm going to take your life so that I can waste mine. 0.93
00:09:18.620 Because also, something tells me those people are not listening to, you know, really nice, 0.80
00:09:23.120 cultured, edifying material, such as the Michael Knowles show.
00:09:27.880 They're watching slop.
00:09:29.660 Decadent, violent, lustful slop, if you had to ask me.
00:09:35.240 Here we go.
00:09:36.100 It's a woman in a burka.
00:09:46.380 It's beating each other up at the self-checkout.
00:09:49.200 Maybe we need regular checkout again to keep the order. 0.71
00:09:51.900 It's beating each other up, punching each other in the head. 0.81
00:09:56.780 Punching each other right in the head. 0.85
00:09:58.080 Where is this? 0.94
00:09:58.680 Where is this?
00:09:59.460 They're wearing, like, tribal dress.
00:10:02.360 What is this?
00:10:04.140 I know it's Walmart.
00:10:06.100 I knew it wasn't Costco.
00:10:08.520 Okay, something I'll notice.
00:10:10.940 Costco and Walmart physically look exactly the same.
00:10:14.440 I don't want to besmirch the honor of Walmart.
00:10:16.340 You get a lot of that at Walmart.
00:10:17.600 You don't get that at Costco.
00:10:18.700 You know what you get at Costco?
00:10:19.660 Buck 50 hot dogs.
00:10:21.540 And friendly people.
00:10:22.500 We, uh, douse ourselves in pig blood because it does help us slip through the crowd when the
00:10:27.760 doors open.
00:10:29.120 We do it every year, part of the family tradition.
00:10:31.680 Last year, we lost our youngest daughter.
00:10:33.620 Her head was stepped on and crushed.
00:10:35.040 But in her memory, we're going to find a young girl and step on her head this year.
00:10:39.600 If anyone thinks they're going to beat me inside that mall and keep me from getting my 1.00
00:10:45.440 kids Christmas presents, they can kiss my fat vagina because I'm bringing the motherfucking 1.00
00:10:51.460 pain. 1.00
00:10:52.040 That, compared to all of the videos, that one was moderate.
00:10:56.380 That was middle of the pack in terms of its violence.
00:10:59.540 Spot on.
00:11:00.080 Okay, happy Black Friday, everyone.
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00:11:08.360 See ya.
00:11:08.800 I'm.
00:11:10.200 I'm really fine.
00:11:13.480 The last two watchedails came in.
00:11:17.440 I'm happy.
00:11:18.360 I'm so happy.
00:11:19.180 I'm happy.
00:11:19.480 I'm happy.
00:11:19.800 I just thought, thank you.
00:11:20.500 I'm happy.
00:11:20.780 I'm happy.
00:11:21.560 I'm happy.
00:11:22.260 Hi, everybody.
00:11:22.420 Bye.
00:11:24.480 Bye.