The Michael Knowles Show - November 27, 2025


AVOID These People At ALL COST： Michael REACTS To Black Friday Chaos!


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

152.0584

Word Count

1,736

Sentence Count

210

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

It s Black Friday, and it s time for America to indulge in a disgusting bacchanal of decadence and materialism. Here s a little bit of insight into some of the most typical Black Friday displays. Plus, Daily Wire Plus annual memberships are 50% off during Black Friday.


Transcript

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00:02:21.540 So what is the, it's just them getting like run over or something?
00:02:24.740 Yeah, it's simple Black Friday videos.
00:02:26.380 Just normal, orderly conduct.
00:02:28.680 Peaceful displays of goods being purchased.
00:02:30.600 Black Friday is upon us.
00:02:46.620 You know what that means?
00:02:47.840 It's time for America to indulge in a disgusting bacchanal of decadence and materialism.
00:02:54.260 Here we have a little bit of insight into some of the most typical displays.
00:03:00.600 It's the holiday season and Santa Claus is coming round.
00:03:06.940 The Christmas snow is white on the ground.
00:03:10.600 When old Santa gets into town, here we're coming and the gym is down.
00:03:16.560 Here we're coming down, the gym is down.
00:03:19.040 Hey!
00:03:19.340 Is this in the Middle East or does it just sound like it?
00:03:33.360 Just waiting for an explosion.
00:03:47.820 This is New York.
00:04:01.160 Yeah, okay.
00:04:02.020 So I guess I was right.
00:04:02.860 That was a glimpse at pre-Mamdani-stan.
00:04:08.620 Proto-Mamdani-stan.
00:04:10.540 Is that a drone flying around?
00:04:14.680 That's hell.
00:04:15.620 That's hell is what that is.
00:04:17.420 Which is, I guess, what New York's about to become.
00:04:19.700 This reminds me of a homily that I once heard from a priest.
00:04:23.080 It said, down in hell, there's a big banquet hall.
00:04:26.860 And all this great food on it.
00:04:28.560 Everyone's seated around, but the forks are five feet long.
00:04:33.500 And so you get the steak or whatever, and you try to eat it.
00:04:36.940 You can't eat it because your arm is too close to your face.
00:04:40.400 You can't.
00:04:40.900 And that's hell for eternity is trying to eat that steak.
00:04:44.280 In heaven, you know what's so crazy about heaven?
00:04:47.240 It's the same thing.
00:04:48.840 You know the difference?
00:04:50.320 In heaven, you get the steak.
00:04:52.680 They feed it to the person across from them.
00:04:55.480 That's the difference.
00:04:56.980 And that, right there, is hell.
00:04:59.040 Next one.
00:05:06.240 What are those boxes up?
00:05:08.040 Get in me!
00:05:08.720 Get in that box!
00:05:10.600 Get off of me!
00:05:12.260 Why are you being so impressive?
00:05:13.980 You're scaring me!
00:05:15.000 I can't tell what the box...
00:05:17.600 It looks like a box of seltzer or something.
00:05:20.220 I don't think there would be...
00:05:22.160 That's good.
00:05:22.920 Just smacking a cute little kid right in the head.
00:05:24.840 That's a good idea.
00:05:25.860 That's good.
00:05:26.580 This really could be a big justification for Jeff Bezos.
00:05:31.900 You know, I know conservatives have had a love-hate with Jeff Bezos.
00:05:34.560 Jeff Bezos, he has saved us from this.
00:05:37.100 Also kind of depressing because then we just sit and spend all of our money
00:05:39.700 just clicking buttons on our computer locked up in our little pods.
00:05:42.460 But I guess it's better than beating up little kids to get a box of trash.
00:06:01.320 There's no way that one's real.
00:06:03.260 Other than the guy is damaging his own car for the video.
00:06:06.140 But people do a lot of stupid stuff for videos.
00:06:10.240 I think that one's fake.
00:06:11.520 I'm calling shenanigans on that.
00:06:13.680 Full flag on the field shenanigans.
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00:07:42.740 So, it's just hell.
00:07:43.880 You know, one thing I'll say about that one, people seem to be having fun.
00:08:00.960 No one's getting injured.
00:08:02.360 People are laughing.
00:08:03.480 It's like cheap towels.
00:08:04.680 That's fine, though.
00:08:05.300 I'm a sucker for a good deal.
00:08:06.960 Yeah, it was $1.60 for a towel.
00:08:08.740 I'd probably do the same thing.
00:08:09.380 It was $1.60?
00:08:10.160 $1.60.
00:08:10.900 Did you see that in the video?
00:08:11.340 Yo, you know what?
00:08:12.460 You know what?
00:08:12.880 I would have been right there in the middle of it.
00:08:14.540 I would have been right there, and I would have been violent.
00:08:17.500 None of those people were violent.
00:08:18.720 I would have been ripping out people's hairs, getting $1.60 a towel.
00:08:22.500 Can I?
00:08:23.080 All right.
00:08:25.160 Note to self.
00:08:26.800 Go to the Walmart in...
00:08:29.160 I don't know.
00:08:29.800 I don't know where that was.
00:08:30.460 Next one.
00:08:34.020 This is depressing.
00:08:37.560 This is depressing.
00:08:40.100 Just a bunch.
00:08:41.120 A bunch of animals grabbing at idiot boxes.
00:08:48.540 I hate that it's over the TVs.
00:08:51.520 Had this been over towels, I could have gotten into it.
00:08:54.360 Maybe I shouldn't say.
00:08:55.160 I've been very anti-TV lately, which is bad because I pay my mortgage by being on TVs,
00:09:00.840 like phones and computers and stuff.
00:09:02.360 Oh, no.
00:09:03.820 No, no.
00:09:04.520 This isn't music.
00:09:06.180 No, I don't like this, David.
00:09:08.000 No, that's enough.
00:09:09.720 No, David.
00:09:10.580 I don't like that.
00:09:11.700 No.
00:09:12.300 I hate that.
00:09:13.360 No, let me waste my life.
00:09:14.940 No, I'm going to waste my life.
00:09:15.820 I'm going to take your life so that I can waste mine.
00:09:18.620 Because also, something tells me those people are not listening to, you know, really nice,
00:09:23.120 cultured, edifying material, such as the Michael Knowles show.
00:09:27.880 They're watching slop.
00:09:29.660 Decadent, violent, lustful slop, if you had to ask me.
00:09:35.240 Here we go.
00:09:36.100 It's a woman in a burka.
00:09:46.380 It's beating each other up at the self-checkout.
00:09:49.200 Maybe we need regular checkout again to keep the order.
00:09:51.900 It's beating each other up, punching each other in the head.
00:09:56.780 Punching each other right in the head.
00:09:58.080 Where is this?
00:09:58.680 Where is this?
00:09:59.460 They're wearing, like, tribal dress.
00:10:02.360 What is this?
00:10:04.140 I know it's Walmart.
00:10:06.100 I knew it wasn't Costco.
00:10:08.520 Okay, something I'll notice.
00:10:10.940 Costco and Walmart physically look exactly the same.
00:10:14.440 I don't want to besmirch the honor of Walmart.
00:10:16.340 You get a lot of that at Walmart.
00:10:17.600 You don't get that at Costco.
00:10:18.700 You know what you get at Costco?
00:10:19.660 Buck 50 hot dogs.
00:10:21.540 And friendly people.
00:10:22.500 We, uh, douse ourselves in pig blood because it does help us slip through the crowd when the
00:10:27.760 doors open.
00:10:29.120 We do it every year, part of the family tradition.
00:10:31.680 Last year, we lost our youngest daughter.
00:10:33.620 Her head was stepped on and crushed.
00:10:35.040 But in her memory, we're going to find a young girl and step on her head this year.
00:10:39.600 If anyone thinks they're going to beat me inside that mall and keep me from getting my
00:10:45.440 kids Christmas presents, they can kiss my fat vagina because I'm bringing the motherfucking
00:10:51.460 pain.
00:10:52.040 That, compared to all of the videos, that one was moderate.
00:10:56.380 That was middle of the pack in terms of its violence.
00:10:59.540 Spot on.
00:11:00.080 Okay, happy Black Friday, everyone.
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00:11:06.080 candles or you do it from your own home.
00:11:08.360 See ya.
00:11:08.800 I'm.
00:11:10.200 I'm really fine.
00:11:13.480 The last two watchedails came in.
00:11:17.440 I'm happy.
00:11:18.360 I'm so happy.
00:11:19.180 I'm happy.
00:11:19.480 I'm happy.
00:11:19.800 I just thought, thank you.
00:11:20.500 I'm happy.
00:11:20.780 I'm happy.
00:11:21.560 I'm happy.
00:11:22.260 Hi, everybody.
00:11:22.420 Bye.
00:11:24.480 Bye.