Democrat socialism is on the rise, as DSA membership skyrockets, and crazy-eyed Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spreads the gospel of envy and the philosophy of failure. Our Stalin-esque comrades face just one problem: there isn t any such thing as democratic socialism. Like dry water or tasty kombucha, democratic socialism is a contradiction in terms, and we ll analyze why this is, and identify the key words you need to look out for to identify brainwashed lefties. We ll talk about why ideology is terrible, and when the left lost its sense of humor entirely. Finally, I m hoping that Ambassador Nikki Haley is watching, because we will explain why owning the libs is a wonderful thing.