Ep. 222 - Brett Kavanaugh Cures Alzheimer’s
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Summary
In the midst of all the scandal surrounding Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, there is a silver lining to the storm. It s a good ol' fashioned conspiracy theory about what happened in the mid 1980s, when Brett was at Georgetown Prep and Yale.
Transcript
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Home Title Lock's million-dollar triple lock protection
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they'll spend up to a million dollars to fix it
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of their million-dollar triple lock protection.
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My neighbor's fifth cousin twice-removed Gardner
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and I can confirm that my neighbor is very credible.
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that Count Bohuslav Çotek von Çotkow und Vognin
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reclaws seeing Brett Kavanaugh at Sarajevo in 1914.
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we are now calling for a full CIA investigation
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that Brett Kavanaugh may have started World War I.
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And in one final devastating report this morning,
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helped Flavius Odoacer overthrow the Emperor Romulus
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and because all nature is but art unknown to thee,
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the Supreme Court is founded on this day in history.
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Who knew that the Western Roman Empire fell in the mid-1980s
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when Brett Kavanaugh was at Georgetown Prep School?
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and why everyone seems to be getting naked at Yale.
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I've always, I've always gotten nice mattresses,
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that was developed by an actual rocket scientist.
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Right now, my listeners get a free Purple pillow