Ep. 251 - Make Plush Toys Great Again
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Summary
Dems may have won the House, but Trumpy bear is winning the holiday shopping season. End my heart. We examine the historical brilliance of the latest political stocking stuffer that is making plush toys great again. Then, a potential cabinet shakeup at the White House, a pro-Taliban Democrat wins a Senate seat in Arizona, and the majority of Democrats think Republicans are racist, sexist, and bigoted. Finally, Michelle Obama, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Mark Zuckerberg show us the difference between real and imagined oppression.
Transcript
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Democrats may have won the House, but Trumpy Bear is winning holiday shopping season.
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We examine the historical brilliance of the latest political stocking stuffer
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Then, a potential cabinet shakeup at the White House,
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a pro-Taliban Democrat belatedly wins a Senate seat in Arizona,
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and the majority of Democrats think Republicans are racist, sexist, and bigoted.
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Finally, Michelle Obama, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Mark Zuckerberg show us the difference
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I'm Michael Knowles, and this is The Michael Knowles Show.
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You know, as the inventor of last year's political stocking stuffer,
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I'm going to take all the money that I made on that
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and spend every single penny of it on Trumpy Bears,
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the greatest product, the greatest product in at least 12 months.
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Before we do that, we've got to talk about one more excellent product.
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You know, especially if you fit them on that nice new mattress.
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but it turns out that they actually have nice sheets that you can buy.
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if you go to a store, they'll cost $1,000 sometimes or more.
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Bowlin Branch, though, by cutting out the middleman,
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can get you a really, really good deal on them,
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They start out super soft, and they get even softer over time.
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That is why they have thousands of five-star reviews.
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Forbes, Wall Street Journal, Fast Company are all talking about them.
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Three U.S. presidents sleep on Bowlin Branch sheets.
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Statistically, they must have a few Trumpy Bears on there.
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If you don't love them, send them back for a refund,
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There's no risk and no reason not to give them a try.
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at bowlinbranch.com, promo code Michael, M-I-C-H-A-E-L.
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That is B-O-L-L and branch.com, promo code Michael, M-I-C-H-A-E-L.
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If you haven't seen the commercial, I pity you.
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Just find the secret zipper and pull out the flag blanket.
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Show your patriotism and proudly display Trumpy on Flag Day
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Some people have wondered if this is real or not.
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When I first saw the ad, I was convinced it was a joke.
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It's produced by a company called Exceptional Products
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Here's what he said when a lot of media reached out to him.
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This iconic bear should be viewed as the symbol
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that anyone can run for president of this great country of ours.
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The weight of the responsibilities that come with the presidency
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can be a burden that I, for one, could never endure.
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I don't know if this guy is saying this intentionally or not,
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but the joke is he's made this bear about how great Trump is
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is that anybody, even Donald Trump, can run for president.
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it's actually sort of an insult to President Trump.
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but that he's not the sort of presidential candidate
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I think they aired some commercials on Fox News,
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It's such a, obviously, shticky kind of kitschy toy.
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It actually makes a lot of historical sense, though,
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But the teddy bear is named after another Republican president.
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The teddy bear got its name after Teddy Roosevelt.
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And in 1902, he was on a hunt with his buddies,
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He did say, however, that because the bear was injured,
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And so it created this scene that then was drawn out
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in a lot of political cartoons in newspapers around the country,
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which I think the first one was by Clifford Berryman
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And it's this cartoon of Teddy Roosevelt walking away,
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you know, saying, I'm not going to shoot this bear.
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And I suppose it depends on how you look at the cartoon.
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Either it's he's saying, I'm not going to do it.
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And so there were multiple versions of this cartoon produced.
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and he said he'd already made a couple toy bears
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And three, it involves colluding with the Russians,
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that I think people are not appreciating out of this.
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are not understanding the marketing of Trumpy Bear.
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it was two circles perfectly lined up over one another.
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which led me to decide that I'm going to create
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So, you know, I think what Ben is seeing, obviously,
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It's sort of like the Make America Great Again hat.
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You know, doesn't, not any kind of special design.
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Even back when I didn't like Donald Trump, the candidate,
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Because Trump, in many ways, is like Teddy Roosevelt,
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and always be negotiating from a position of strength.
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Donald Trump has China up against a wall on trade.
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He says, no, we're not going to have a trade war.
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And I hope that this is another example of that.
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to be stuffed with Trumpy bears this coming Christmas.
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we may be heading for a shakeup at the White House.
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because the mainstream media get this wrong constantly.
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But according to reports from multiple sources,
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But it seems that the president may not be pleased
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She is the third Department of Homeland Security
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If she is kicked out before her first year is even up,
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And it includes facets of a couple of other agencies.
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And it's never really seemed to gain a sure footing.
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Because that's what President Trump is upset about.
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Why are we seeing record high illegal immigration
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So Kirsten Nielsen was the previous White House
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principal deputy chief of staff under John Kelly.
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which we've heard now for months and months and months,
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I've heard this from sources in the White House,
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at the behest of the people who can make the decisions?
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But I actually will defend the media on this one.
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And it seems that John Kelly has done a pretty good job
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Also, when President Trump has replaced people,
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That's not to denigrate Sean Spicer or anything.
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But Sarah Sanders is excellent at that job as well.
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But that said, I think John Kelly's done a great job.
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And so I hope that they don't boot him out of there.
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is looking to replace John Kelly with Nick Ayers.
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He is the chief of staff to Vice President Mike Pence.
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And having heard it from people at 1600 Pennsylvania
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There has been a lot of talk about Nielsen leaving now.
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it's going to happen right now after the midterm elections.
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I know that you thought that they were last Tuesday.
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All around incredible, great patriotic American.