The Michael Knowles Show - April 22, 2023


FACE-OFF： Pop Culture ｜ Brett Cooper Takes on Michael Knowles

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On this week's episode of The Michael Knowles Show, the gladiators square off on the topics that truly matter: pop culture, the best and most LGBTQ-friendly cities in the US, and the most expensive cities in America.

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00:00:00.000 Who has the most Instagram followers in the world?
00:00:03.700 Oh, Selena Gomez or Kylie, because it is currently changing by the minute,
00:00:08.040 because TikTok has started a campaign to push Kylie over the edge, 0.92
00:00:11.060 because Selena was the person with the most followers.
00:00:13.580 Nah, Brett's full of it. I think I'm right. I said it's Kim.
00:00:17.420 Welcome back to Face Off exclusively on The Michael Knowles Show,
00:00:21.400 where modern-day gladiators square off on the topics that truly matter.
00:00:25.220 I'm Ben Davies, and I'm the guy who reads the cards today for your five-time champion,
00:00:29.240 your host, Michael Knowles.
00:00:31.580 Mr. Davies, wonderful to be here on my show, as always.
00:00:34.780 Five-time champion should mean that I am undefeated on this show,
00:00:39.640 but I'm recalling now, that's not what that means, right?
00:00:43.440 That is correct, Michael. You do have a blemish on your record?
00:00:46.080 Clavin. Clavin beat me. I hate that.
00:00:48.860 Drew Clavin is the champion of this episode of Face Off.
00:00:52.360 I don't want to take this seriously or anything.
00:00:53.700 Speaking of blemishes, you might notice I have this ash on my forehead.
00:00:59.840 It is not because I haven't showered in several weeks.
00:01:01.920 This is, in fact, Ash Wednesday that we are filming this show on.
00:01:06.340 And when I want to treat my skin, when I want to treat the actual problems on my skin,
00:01:09.420 do you know where I turn?
00:01:10.640 I turn to GenuCell. More from GenuCell in a second.
00:01:13.480 First, though, let's get into the game.
00:01:15.540 Well, after Michael's controversial loss, we knew that we had to get back on track with an easy win.
00:01:21.220 So we decided to welcome on the first woman to the show to enter the arena, 0.63
00:01:25.380 the first of her name, queen of the comments, protector of the section,
00:01:29.460 breaker of woke chains, Brett Cooper.
00:01:32.220 So happy to be here, guys. I'm honored to be the very, very first woman.
00:01:36.740 And, you know, Michael, this should be an easy win for you.
00:01:39.820 Listen, I'm cool and hip and sexy and fun and young,
00:01:42.780 but I do feel kind of like a fuddy-duddy sometimes in the context of the comments section.
00:01:48.720 So we'll see. We'll see how it goes.
00:01:50.120 I think it's going to be great.
00:01:50.840 Michael does care deeply about baby mama drama,
00:01:54.020 and Brett is the maven of internet culture.
00:01:56.200 So what better topic to square off on than this?
00:01:59.200 It's face-off pop culture.
00:02:04.840 First question.
00:02:06.420 What is the highest grossing movie domestically in 2022?
00:02:11.300 Your options are Black Panther, Wakanda Forever, Avatar, The Way of Water,
00:02:16.400 Top Gun, Maverick, Jurassic World, Dominion, and What is a Woman? 0.84
00:02:21.720 A lot of sequels here.
00:02:23.960 Okay. I think I have it.
00:02:26.280 Michael's still writing?
00:02:27.640 Mm-hmm.
00:02:28.020 He's writing a paragraph explaining his rationality.
00:02:30.560 Okay.
00:02:31.820 All right, Brett, show.
00:02:34.880 Top Gun.
00:02:35.920 Michael?
00:02:36.760 I said Avatar 2, Environmental Boogaloo.
00:02:40.760 The correct answer is Top Gun Mavericks.
00:02:43.400 Not a good start.
00:02:44.260 Not a good start.
00:02:45.660 Okay.
00:02:46.140 Now, you were right worldwide.
00:02:47.540 World-wide, it was Avatar by about a billion dollars.
00:02:50.940 Wait, hold on.
00:02:51.360 So how did I get it wrong?
00:02:52.900 I said domestic.
00:02:54.520 Oh, because I read an article somewhere that said it was like the biggest grossing film ever.
00:02:58.560 Okay, well, that's terrible.
00:02:59.660 Americans were fed up with the Avatar BS.
00:03:02.840 What they wanted was Tom Cruise looking hot.
00:03:05.420 That's what you got to think of.
00:03:06.200 They don't want those weird blue alien things looking hot? 0.94
00:03:09.000 No, they get enough of that on TikTok.
00:03:10.480 They don't want any more.
00:03:12.160 All right, listen carefully to this one.
00:03:13.920 In 2022, according to Lawn Starter, calculating same-sex households and the presence of LGBTQ support groups and 19 other categories,
00:03:25.220 what was the most LGBTQ-friendly city in America?
00:03:28.800 So what was the best and most gay city in America?
00:03:31.860 Is this a trick question?
00:03:33.620 There seems like an obvious answer to this.
00:03:35.240 I'll read your options and this will help you a little bit.
00:03:38.020 Portland, Oregon.
00:03:38.940 Ugh.
00:03:40.020 Orlando, Florida.
00:03:42.160 Seattle, Washington.
00:03:43.920 Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
00:03:46.340 What?
00:03:46.940 There were a lot of factors, including equality and affordability.
00:03:51.620 So that throws out some more expensive places that you may think of.
00:03:55.200 Well, plus, I mean, Mickey's been grooming those kids now for many decades.
00:03:59.100 So, okay, I'm kind of giving up my answer here.
00:04:01.480 But 15 seconds.
00:04:04.360 Yeah, the affordability throws out two cities right away.
00:04:07.460 All right, Brett, you ready?
00:04:11.180 That's good.
00:04:12.380 What was that?
00:04:14.020 Let's do it.
00:04:14.980 All right.
00:04:15.420 What is it?
00:04:17.720 Fort Lauderdale.
00:04:18.560 Michael.
00:04:19.020 I was just in Fort Lauderdale.
00:04:20.480 And it seemed only moderately gay to me.
00:04:22.980 I said Orlando.
00:04:25.500 It was Fort Lauderdale.
00:04:26.860 No!
00:04:27.140 Oh, Brett's running away with it.
00:04:28.640 Yes!
00:04:29.520 In my defense, I grew up in New York.
00:04:31.740 I went to the gayest university in America.
00:04:33.260 I lived in L.A.
00:04:34.200 My measure, I think, is a little bit odd.
00:04:37.360 All right, next question.
00:04:38.780 Who was the highest paid actress in 2022? 1.00
00:04:42.240 Margot Robey.
00:04:43.580 Millie Bobby Brown.
00:04:44.820 Gail Godot.
00:04:46.580 Zoe Zaldana.
00:04:47.980 Isn't it Margot?
00:04:50.940 That's not Margot, is it?
00:04:53.100 I put it both ways.
00:04:54.640 Oh, wait.
00:04:55.840 Margot?
00:04:56.660 Yeah, it's Margot.
00:04:57.800 I'm going to, just for that, I'm putting her down.
00:05:01.160 All right, Michael, what do you have?
00:05:01.940 I say Margot.
00:05:05.460 Is it my turn?
00:05:06.340 Yeah, it's your turn.
00:05:07.480 I pick Robert.
00:05:09.200 Margot Robey, too?
00:05:10.240 Yep.
00:05:11.460 Margot.
00:05:11.980 Yes, Margot.
00:05:12.680 Okay, you guys both got it right.
00:05:14.020 Hey, all right.
00:05:15.480 Michael's on the board.
00:05:16.500 Feeling a little better.
00:05:17.400 All right, next question.
00:05:18.540 According to Billboard, what was the most popular song of the year?
00:05:22.300 And I'm not going to give you options for this one.
00:05:24.820 You're not going to give me options.
00:05:25.980 The only songs I know that have come out are the ones you make me listen to on the show.
00:05:30.000 It's got to be some Harry Styles thing or a Taylor Swift song.
00:05:33.160 Oh.
00:05:34.000 You know, I'm just going to pick my favorite one.
00:05:35.920 It's probably not the right one, but it's my favorite of these pop songs.
00:05:39.640 Is Brett still thinking?
00:05:40.880 No, I'm just...
00:05:41.680 Going back and forth.
00:05:43.760 All right, what do you have, Brett?
00:05:45.880 I can't read it.
00:05:46.920 What is it?
00:05:47.660 Something Taylor Swift.
00:05:49.360 Nice.
00:05:49.840 Michael?
00:05:50.140 From that album.
00:05:51.800 I can buy myself flowers.
00:05:53.540 I can hold my own hand.
00:05:54.880 Michael, that cake...
00:05:55.460 I can love you better than you can.
00:05:56.940 Either you, Brett, or you.
00:05:57.800 Brett, do you want to tell him, or do you want me to tell him?
00:05:59.240 Michael.
00:05:59.560 Michael.
00:06:00.160 What?
00:06:00.620 That song came out in 2023.
00:06:02.320 What?
00:06:02.780 I'm so hip that I thought it was older than it is?
00:06:05.680 I know.
00:06:06.080 Yeah, you thought it was vintage.
00:06:08.000 Do I get the point for that?
00:06:08.960 If she gets a half point, I want a half.
00:06:10.560 It's obviously a Taylor Swift song.
00:06:11.600 It's actually not, and it varies from different sites, but according to Billboard, this year
00:06:15.840 was Heat Waves by a British indie pop band called Glass Animals.
00:06:21.180 Oh! 0.60
00:06:22.300 How does it go?
00:06:23.340 I've never even heard that song.
00:06:24.120 It's actually...
00:06:24.800 It's a great song.
00:06:26.280 It's just I did not think that that was as mainstream as...
00:06:29.040 Can you sing us a bar?
00:06:30.260 Absolutely not.
00:06:31.260 All right.
00:06:31.720 Next question.
00:06:32.360 According to Ranker, the open source ranking website, who was voted the sexiest man alive
00:06:38.420 in 2022?
00:06:39.560 Who deserved it or who was voted?
00:06:41.640 Who was voted?
00:06:42.540 Okay. 0.97
00:06:43.200 It's going to be somebody really ugly. 0.65
00:06:45.060 Henry Cavill.
00:06:46.220 Chris Hemsworth.
00:06:46.880 Michael B.
00:06:48.520 Jordan.
00:06:49.440 Ryan Reynolds or Michael Knowles?
00:06:52.880 It's not who deserves it, though.
00:06:59.120 All right.
00:07:00.000 I'm going to have Michael go first for this one.
00:07:02.200 Who was voted?
00:07:02.960 I'm going to say...
00:07:03.120 Henry Cavill.
00:07:06.280 All right.
00:07:06.780 Brett?
00:07:07.960 I couldn't pick.
00:07:09.840 You couldn't pick.
00:07:11.020 You have to pick.
00:07:12.260 I love Ryan Reynolds.
00:07:13.980 I put a heart next to his name.
00:07:15.480 And I feel like I remember him winning something.
00:07:18.680 But Michael B.
00:07:19.280 Jordan seems like the wokest pick.
00:07:21.700 Like, you know, they wanted to hit some of the intersectional boxes.
00:07:25.740 Brett, I can't accept that.
00:07:26.740 You have to pick something.
00:07:29.360 Ryan Reynolds.
00:07:30.520 It was Michael B.
00:07:31.200 Jordan. 1.00
00:07:32.420 Damn it! 1.00
00:07:33.120 I almost... 1.00
00:07:34.220 That would have been bad.
00:07:35.200 But he's not the sexiest man alive.
00:07:37.000 He just isn't.
00:07:37.500 He's a fine-looking guy.
00:07:38.520 But he's not the sexiest man alive.
00:07:40.700 Well, that's your opinion, Michael.
00:07:44.680 Okay.
00:07:45.180 What were the most popular baby names of 2022?
00:07:48.940 You can pick a girl name and a boy name. 0.99
00:07:50.740 It's going to be something stupid like Aspen or something. 1.00
00:07:53.300 Probably. 0.99
00:07:53.960 It's not going to be a normal name.
00:07:55.620 Of 2022 and 2023?
00:07:57.780 No, no.
00:07:58.120 Just 2022.
00:07:59.040 The year of all the births.
00:08:01.440 Give me a girl's name and a boy name.
00:08:03.120 It's like...
00:08:04.220 It's like... 0.94
00:08:05.220 You were going to kick yourself. 0.92
00:08:07.040 Five seconds. 0.96
00:08:09.000 I hope it's one of Michael's children's names.
00:08:11.420 Okay.
00:08:11.740 The girl, I'm going to go a little more normal.
00:08:14.100 The boy, it's going to be like...
00:08:16.080 Michael, you're going to give me something.
00:08:18.000 Okay.
00:08:18.840 All right.
00:08:19.500 Michael should be able to do this.
00:08:20.560 He's named two children.
00:08:21.500 I have, but I've given them normal names.
00:08:23.580 All right.
00:08:24.140 Brett, what do you have?
00:08:24.600 Really?
00:08:27.600 Can you say what your answer is?
00:08:28.980 So, I said, for a girl, Daisy.
00:08:31.420 I feel like that's coming back into style.
00:08:33.080 I know a lot of people who have named their daughters Daisy.
00:08:35.300 They're a friend of mine.
00:08:36.220 And then for a boy, I've seen a lot of styles because of Harry Styles.
00:08:40.280 No.
00:08:41.000 I mean, I remember when Khaleesi jumped to, like, one of the top tens because of, like,
00:08:45.020 because of Game of Thrones.
00:08:45.940 But, Michael, what do you have?
00:08:46.980 I said, for the boy, Skylar, which could also be the name for the girl.
00:08:51.840 And for the girl, I said Mila, as, like, in Kunis.
00:08:55.440 I think that's coming back.
00:08:57.020 You are both dead wrong.
00:08:58.800 The most popular names, they've been the same for, like, three years now, is actually Olivia
00:09:03.220 and Liam.
00:09:04.940 Liam.
00:09:05.460 I had heard that.
00:09:06.060 One Direction.
00:09:07.580 I actually kind of like Liam, too.
00:09:08.880 That's better than Apple or whatever people were named 10 years ago.
00:09:11.680 Both of those names are actually connected to Harry Styles, so I think I should get a half
00:09:15.180 point because Liam connected to One Direction, obviously, connected to Harry Styles.
00:09:20.760 And then Olivia, Olivia Wilde dating Harry Styles.
00:09:23.240 That was, like, my entire timeline of 2022.
00:09:26.160 And Liam Hemsworth left Miley Cyrus and gave us a great song.
00:09:30.520 Look at that.
00:09:31.340 Everything's coming.
00:09:32.420 It's all aligning.
00:09:33.620 You both make great arguments for the names.
00:09:36.580 Michael, is there a name of a product you want to shout out for this show?
00:09:39.320 There is, as a matter of fact.
00:09:40.480 Thank you for reminding me, Ben.
00:09:41.980 I want to mention one of my absolute favorite products out there.
00:09:45.620 That would be GenuCell.
00:09:46.880 Go get your GenuCell today.
00:09:49.400 All right.
00:09:49.980 Back to the questions.
00:09:50.900 According to the Way Too Social website, which is not one of the top five things that attract
00:09:58.180 women to men in 2022?
00:10:01.120 Being witty.
00:10:02.320 Clear, beautiful, and healthy-looking eyes.
00:10:05.440 Being wealthy.
00:10:07.040 Being intelligent.
00:10:08.680 Speaking to her true self.
00:10:10.600 Body posture.
00:10:12.740 Which one of those is not in the top five?
00:10:15.320 According to women. 1.00
00:10:16.900 Yeah, women saying that... 1.00
00:10:17.820 Women deluding themselves. 1.00
00:10:19.500 Speaking to my true self.
00:10:21.640 Yeah.
00:10:22.260 Brett has an advantage here.
00:10:24.120 She does.
00:10:24.840 I know, but I'm not like other girls.
00:10:27.120 You're not like other girls. 1.00
00:10:28.060 I'm not like other girls, Michael. 0.68
00:10:29.660 You're a cool girl.
00:10:31.120 Okay, let me see.
00:10:32.320 I got it.
00:10:32.680 I really...
00:10:33.680 The I one was so specific that I have to believe it's up there.
00:10:38.560 All right.
00:10:39.180 Michael, what do you have?
00:10:40.560 I said the lowest one of that list was going to be posture.
00:10:44.800 Brett?
00:10:45.980 Posture.
00:10:47.280 Being witty.
00:10:48.440 What?
00:10:48.800 Being witty is the lowest?
00:10:49.680 Girls don't like to laugh as much as they used to, apparently. 1.00
00:10:51.460 Wow.
00:10:51.920 That actually...
00:10:52.820 That adds up, because women these days can't take a joke. 1.00
00:10:57.140 They can't.
00:10:58.100 The wittier you are, the less acceptable you are.
00:10:59.660 Yeah, exactly.
00:11:00.760 That is a great point.
00:11:02.060 I couldn't figure out why that was the case.
00:11:03.640 That's got to be it.
00:11:04.480 Well, no, because a man says anything that's remotely funny, and they find offense with
00:11:08.280 it.
00:11:08.420 I mean, look at the Tiger Woods situation, where he did the tampon joke, and they're like,
00:11:11.300 oh, my God!
00:11:13.160 That's true.
00:11:13.920 That's true.
00:11:14.760 I just wonder, are the women delusional? 1.00
00:11:17.300 Like, do they think, you know what I really look for in a man is, you know, X, Y, and Z,
00:11:21.580 but really it's just like money, height, those piercing eyes that you talked about.
00:11:25.560 I don't know.
00:11:25.920 I mean, I just don't know that it totally lines up with what they think they're attracted
00:11:29.280 to, and what they're actually attracted to.
00:11:31.520 All right.
00:11:32.420 What was the most viewed video on YouTube in 2022?
00:11:36.660 The NFL halftime show with Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige.
00:11:41.200 Mr. Beast, why I built a Wonka chocolate factory.
00:11:45.760 The watch the uncensored moment, Will Smith smacks Chris Rock on stage.
00:11:50.400 Or finally, first we feast, Millie Bobby Brown needs a milkshake while eating spicy wings. 0.99
00:11:58.200 I don't know who that is, but she keeps coming up in this show. 0.89
00:12:01.560 Really?
00:12:02.040 She's the lead of Stranger Things.
00:12:03.740 Is she related to Bobby Brown?
00:12:06.220 I don't think so.
00:12:06.680 Like, got a little rough with Whitney kind of?
00:12:08.100 I feel like Brett would know.
00:12:09.000 No.
00:12:09.700 So halftime show, Mr. Beast, why I built a Willy Wonka chocolate factory.
00:12:13.900 Will Smith smacking Chris Rock.
00:12:16.260 First we feast.
00:12:17.460 All right, Michael, which one did you pick?
00:12:18.820 The slap.
00:12:21.040 Brett.
00:12:22.360 Mr. Beast.
00:12:23.980 Mr. Beast was second to the NFL halftime show, apparently.
00:12:28.440 What?
00:12:29.040 People care about it that much?
00:12:30.500 Wow.
00:12:30.720 It was like all the artists, and then people were re-watching it, and I don't know.
00:12:33.460 I didn't know who Mr. Beast was until I saw this, and then, like, so many views.
00:12:37.260 Really?
00:12:37.820 Yeah.
00:12:38.440 You know why I'm not totally surprised about the halftime show thing?
00:12:41.860 The next episode.
00:12:43.340 It's a great song.
00:12:45.580 Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
00:12:48.140 You know, like, da-da-da-da-da.
00:12:50.320 It's the mother-lovin'.
00:12:51.820 There we go.
00:12:52.480 I got that part.
00:12:52.960 M-I-K-E. 0.99
00:12:53.900 Big Mike, mother-lover.
00:12:55.100 You know that song?
00:12:55.740 That's a great song.
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00:14:22.540 All right, next.
00:14:23.800 According to Wikipedia, what is the longest-running Broadway play?
00:14:28.500 Play or musical?
00:14:29.820 Probably both, right?
00:14:31.020 I think it was play, but it's also musical.
00:14:34.780 It's like a square and a rectangle.
00:14:36.120 Are you saying that a musical is a type of play, or are you saying they're totally distinct?
00:14:41.000 I don't think they're distinct.
00:14:42.280 I just looked at the longest-running Broadway play, and that's what came up.
00:14:44.880 Okay.
00:14:45.540 Okay.
00:14:46.020 But there is music.
00:14:47.380 I'm going to act as though.
00:14:48.500 Okay, then that makes it a musical.
00:14:49.920 All right.
00:14:50.680 Brett, what do you have?
00:14:51.840 Phantom of the Opera.
00:14:53.460 Michael.
00:14:54.520 It's Phantom.
00:14:55.320 It is Phantom.
00:14:56.200 Of course it's Phantom.
00:14:57.280 Obviously.
00:14:57.900 You know, it's closing this year.
00:14:59.860 Is it really?
00:15:00.560 Yeah, because of the economy, and nobody's going to New York because it is a socialist 0.95
00:15:05.520 hellhole, and everybody's getting shot and stabbed there. 0.60
00:15:08.280 So why would you go spend $150 seeing Phantom?
00:15:10.920 So this will be one of the last times you can hear the music of the night.
00:15:14.080 Yeah.
00:15:14.580 I thought it was cats.
00:15:15.480 I thought I'd slip you guys out, but it should be.
00:15:18.340 All right.
00:15:18.920 Memories.
00:15:20.240 Currently, who has the most Instagram followers in the world?
00:15:25.320 Oh! 0.60
00:15:25.500 Selena Gomez, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian.
00:15:33.960 Okay, so I have a bone to pick with this question because I'm going to wait until after it's done.
00:15:41.800 All right.
00:15:42.880 All right.
00:15:43.540 Let me, I've got to do this.
00:15:45.280 Selena Gomez or Kylie, because it is currently changing by the minute because TikTok has started
00:15:50.080 a campaign to push Kylie over the edge because Selena was the person with the most followers
00:15:54.380 for literally an eternity, but literally last night on TikTok, they're blowing it up, and
00:15:58.840 it was, like, inching.
00:15:59.740 Like, she was, like, $375 million, and then it was, like, Selena had $378 million because
00:16:05.400 it's literally changing.
00:16:06.420 Like, if you look at the track record, it has changed by, like, in the last 48 hours.
00:16:10.080 So I don't know where they're at right now.
00:16:11.860 It is changing quickly.
00:16:13.120 Michael?
00:16:13.620 No, Brett's full of it.
00:16:14.640 I think I'm right.
00:16:15.340 I said it's Kim.
00:16:17.620 I don't have any numbers or anything, but I'm pretty sure I'm right.
00:16:20.940 You are both wrong.
00:16:22.720 The correct answer is Cristiano Ronaldo with 550 million followers.
00:16:29.480 That's, like, 150 million more than anyone else on this list.
00:16:32.540 That's so embarrassing.
00:16:33.560 I forgot about that.
00:16:34.500 And guess who's number two?
00:16:36.020 Another guy, Lionel Messi.
00:16:37.980 And he has over 100 million more.
00:16:40.160 Who are they?
00:16:41.000 What do they do?
00:16:41.760 Soccer players.
00:16:42.500 They're both soccer players.
00:16:43.540 Why do people love soccer so much?
00:16:46.640 It is wild that the, you know, the visual social media side is dominated by two dudes.
00:16:50.840 I was so confident with that because it was literally dominating my TikTok.
00:16:55.500 And Selena used to have... 1.00
00:16:56.880 She did used to have it.
00:16:57.740 She used to be the most. 0.69
00:16:58.760 Are they hot dudes?
00:17:00.080 Or are they just regular looking schlubby dudes?
00:17:02.600 No, they're good looking dudes.
00:17:04.400 Okay.
00:17:05.060 Not like, not like Ryan Reynolds.
00:17:08.100 Not like some candidates for sexist man of the year in 2022.
00:17:12.180 Who currently has the most Twitter followers?
00:17:15.660 Justin Bieber, Elon Musk, Barack Obama, Katy Perry, Cristiano Ronaldo.
00:17:22.340 I have no clue.
00:17:24.680 All right, Michael, who do you got?
00:17:26.100 I'm going to guess Obama.
00:17:28.420 Brett?
00:17:29.380 The Biebs.
00:17:30.400 Michael with the win, Barack Obama.
00:17:32.360 Nice.
00:17:32.920 Elon Musk is second with 127 million.
00:17:36.020 Barack Obama, when we got these numbers, was 133 million.
00:17:39.820 Got to go on a streak here, Michael.
00:17:40.940 Yeah.
00:17:41.980 All right, what singer holds the record for the most Grammy nominations?
00:17:45.820 These aren't wins, these are nominations.
00:17:47.900 Beyonce, Frank Sinatra, Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, Jay-Z, Kanye West, or Yee?
00:17:56.900 Yee?
00:17:57.760 Is that what people call him?
00:17:59.980 Yay.
00:18:00.660 Has Mr. Davies pronounced one name correctly in this entire game?
00:18:05.160 I say Kanye.
00:18:06.220 I think Margot and Yee are finally going to make it. 0.99
00:18:08.820 You know, those two crazy kids. 0.90
00:18:10.940 All right, Brett. 0.98
00:18:16.380 Michael Jackson?
00:18:17.940 Michael?
00:18:18.820 I almost guessed Michael Jackson, with whom I share a first name, but instead I guessed
00:18:23.320 Beyonce, with whom I share a last name.
00:18:25.240 It is Beyonce who is tied with her husband, I think still, Jay-Z.
00:18:29.540 Hmm.
00:18:30.040 Look at that, you're moving on up in the world, Michael.
00:18:32.180 What was the most streamed TV show in 2022?
00:18:37.500 Stranger Things, The Office, Wednesday, Cocoa Melon, Ozark.
00:18:42.580 What were the first two again?
00:18:44.160 Stranger Things, The Office, Wednesday, Cocoa Melon, Ozark.
00:18:50.220 No, no, no, no, wait.
00:18:57.620 Last minute change.
00:18:59.140 All right, Michael, what'd you put?
00:19:00.620 I have a guess out of left field here.
00:19:02.960 I'm going to guess Cocoa Melon.
00:19:06.160 Brett?
00:19:07.180 The Office.
00:19:08.660 You were both wrong.
00:19:10.540 It was Stranger Things. 1.00
00:19:11.780 Damn it. 1.00
00:19:12.280 Followed by Cocoa Melon. 0.99
00:19:13.380 Is anybody watching Stranger Things still? 0.93
00:19:15.820 Isn't everyone a lesbian on that show now or something? 1.00
00:19:18.160 Aren't they progressively making everyone?
00:19:20.760 That's what I wrote down first, and that's the reason why I erased it.
00:19:24.380 Because I was like, there can't be that many people still watching it, but everybody still
00:19:27.500 watches it.
00:19:27.980 I feel like The Office is a comfort show.
00:19:29.320 I couldn't get over, once they made Steve's fast food girlfriend, it was supposed to be 0.96
00:19:35.880 a love story, and at the end she's a lesbian, I wrote off the show. 1.00
00:19:38.720 I assumed it was Cocoa Melon, because that is just crack for little kids.
00:19:42.720 They're all glued to it.
00:19:44.540 I won't let it in my home, not even once.
00:19:46.500 Neither do I, actually.
00:19:47.440 It is straight crack for kids.
00:19:49.560 Who was the most Googled person in the year 2022?
00:19:54.520 Andrew Tate.
00:19:55.740 Johnny Depp.
00:19:57.020 Will Smith.
00:19:58.400 Vladimir Putin.
00:19:59.860 Amber Heard.
00:20:00.720 Or Chris Rock.
00:20:02.400 This is for the whole year.
00:20:03.660 The whole year.
00:20:04.180 This isn't just some short period.
00:20:05.320 Exactly.
00:20:06.300 It's really going to be a testament to whether our population cares more about the geopolitical
00:20:11.040 state of our world, or a domestic dispute.
00:20:14.300 All right.
00:20:14.780 Well, you give your answers.
00:20:15.660 I will tell you a fun fact.
00:20:16.820 The most Googled word, like if something else it wasn't a person, was Wordle, which I never
00:20:22.920 played.
00:20:23.520 I didn't either.
00:20:24.380 I did play Wordle, and it was great.
00:20:26.940 I loved it.
00:20:27.820 Good for you, Michael.
00:20:28.500 And the New York Times bought it for like a zillion dollars and ruined it.
00:20:31.920 All right, Brett.
00:20:32.640 What do you have?
00:20:33.520 Putin with Depp in his second place.
00:20:35.960 All right.
00:20:37.040 I have no second or third place.
00:20:39.180 I'm giving it to Mr. Tate.
00:20:40.960 It was Johnny Depp.
00:20:43.720 Sorry, Brett.
00:20:44.720 Wow.
00:20:45.780 See, I wanted to do that, and then I was like, you know what?
00:20:50.820 Stuff with Ukraine has been going on since February of last year? 0.99
00:20:54.360 March?
00:20:54.920 March.
00:20:55.900 And so I thought, you know what?
00:20:56.540 That would be an entire year.
00:20:57.820 I hope the American citizens are concerned enough.
00:21:01.140 But no.
00:21:02.120 No, no.
00:21:02.940 No, no.
00:21:03.980 I'm definitely concerned about the $100 billion that we've given to them.
00:21:07.860 But in terms of the actual day by day of this thousand-year conflict, I don't know.
00:21:12.160 All right.
00:21:12.760 Next question.
00:21:14.260 What is not the name of one of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's children?
00:21:19.660 This is not one of their names.
00:21:21.680 North, Future, Saint, Chicago, or Psalms?
00:21:28.000 Let me know if you can hear those again.
00:21:31.320 Michael?
00:21:32.240 I'm guessing...
00:21:33.920 Future.
00:21:35.360 Brett?
00:21:35.900 Future.
00:21:36.900 You're both right.
00:21:37.880 Woo! 0.99
00:21:38.040 It's Future.
00:21:39.440 All right.
00:21:39.660 Now listen to this carefully.
00:21:41.340 All right.
00:21:41.500 Who is Time Magazine's 2022 Hero of the Year?
00:21:47.860 Is that different than Person of the Year?
00:21:50.300 It is.
00:21:51.400 Huh.
00:21:52.520 I don't know who the Person of the Year is.
00:21:54.440 Although I was the Time Person of the Year in 2006.
00:21:57.400 A lot of people don't know that.
00:21:58.860 Oh, sure.
00:22:01.500 Okay, well, maybe I'm giving things away here.
00:22:03.980 Person of the Year was Zelensky.
00:22:05.700 So Hero.
00:22:06.940 Hero of the Year.
00:22:08.540 All right.
00:22:09.200 Five seconds.
00:22:10.480 All right.
00:22:11.160 Brett, what'd you get?
00:22:13.040 Kamala.
00:22:14.140 Kamala.
00:22:14.700 Michael?
00:22:15.480 I said St. Greta of the Blessed Sailboat.
00:22:18.920 That's really close.
00:22:20.580 But it was the Women of Iran.
00:22:22.820 Oh! 0.60
00:22:23.860 The Women of Iran.
00:22:25.300 Yes.
00:22:25.740 Interesting.
00:22:26.140 I remember seeing that.
00:22:26.840 Oh, there was the whole protest over the hijab, right?
00:22:29.420 Yeah.
00:22:30.100 Okay.
00:22:30.660 Okay, so for this next question, since Brett kind of gave it away, she didn't completely
00:22:34.600 get the answer correct.
00:22:35.700 There's another part to it.
00:22:37.000 So let me read this to you carefully.
00:22:37.940 Who is Time's Person of the Year in 2022?
00:22:42.560 There's more to it than what Brett gave away.
00:22:45.060 How many Y's have they added to Zelensky's name now?
00:22:48.160 Last I checked, it was about seven.
00:22:50.140 I always add an additional one just for good measure.
00:22:53.820 Five seconds.
00:22:55.680 All right, Brett, what'd you get?
00:22:57.380 All right.
00:22:57.840 Zelensky with the people of Ukraine.
00:23:00.820 Michael?
00:23:01.220 I put down something similar, but I remembered something.
00:23:04.640 I don't know if I'm right about this.
00:23:06.600 Zelensky and the spirit of Ukraine.
00:23:09.160 It's the spirit of Ukraine. 1.00
00:23:11.060 Damn it. 1.00
00:23:11.820 Whatever the heck that is. 1.00
00:23:13.420 I thought I remembered that.
00:23:15.040 Wow.
00:23:15.540 Oh, that's close.
00:23:17.260 You know, y'all's professional commentators.
00:23:18.740 What is the spirit of Ukraine for those listening?
00:23:21.220 Yeah.
00:23:21.840 Oligarchy and sex trafficking, I think.
00:23:25.500 Blue and yellow.
00:23:27.880 Yellow flowers on TikTok.
00:23:30.120 Who is the godmother of both of Elton John's sons?
00:23:38.020 Madonna.
00:23:38.700 Hold on, I gotta pause you there for a second,
00:23:40.680 because some math isn't quite working out in my head.
00:23:43.760 Elton John, to my knowledge, does not have a wife.
00:23:46.940 Is that correct?
00:23:47.720 That is correct.
00:23:48.540 He doesn't have a girlfriend.
00:23:49.460 Is that correct?
00:23:50.180 That's correct.
00:23:50.880 Okay.
00:23:51.840 All right.
00:23:52.700 So your options are, his options were Madonna, Lady Gaga,
00:23:58.360 Kate Bush, and Olivia Newton-John.
00:24:02.120 Oh my god, I hope it's a Madonna.
00:24:03.980 When did Mr. John give birth to these children?
00:24:06.700 Because I'm just trying to think of the era of friendship.
00:24:08.840 Yeah, that's good.
00:24:10.120 Who is Kate Bush? 0.86
00:24:11.260 Should I Google this, Michael, for us?
00:24:12.820 When the babies?
00:24:13.700 Right.
00:24:13.920 I have a guess.
00:24:15.680 How old are...
00:24:18.240 2010 and 2015 was the year they were born, I'm getting told.
00:24:21.120 Okay.
00:24:22.360 2010 and 2013.
00:24:23.920 Oh, okay.
00:24:24.740 I'm sure that helps you immensely.
00:24:25.720 They're 10 and 12.
00:24:26.600 Well, I mean, that makes it...
00:24:28.500 10 years ago, Lady Gaga, still...
00:24:31.680 I wouldn't, you know...
00:24:32.820 She was like really obscure.
00:24:34.260 She hadn't gone mainstream yet.
00:24:35.400 Only cool guys like me.
00:24:36.460 Obviously.
00:24:37.100 Well, that was like meat dress era.
00:24:38.740 And as, obviously, a father, a birth giver like Elton John.
00:24:44.840 I don't know if I would want my kids.
00:24:46.120 He is an interesting guy, though.
00:24:47.080 Oh, man.
00:24:47.840 Maybe this.
00:24:48.300 Five seconds.
00:24:50.100 All right, Mike, what do you have?
00:24:51.460 I'm going to say Olivia Newton-John.
00:24:53.860 Brett?
00:24:54.640 Madonna.
00:24:56.020 Lady Gaga.
00:24:56.940 What?
00:24:57.420 I almost picked Gaga.
00:24:58.580 Oh, we would have been tied.
00:24:59.840 I talked myself out of that.
00:25:01.560 Yep.
00:25:02.460 Next question.
00:25:03.680 Which artist made history as the youngest winner of the Grammy's four main categories?
00:25:09.140 Record of the Year, Album of the Year, Song of the Year, and Best New Artist.
00:25:12.840 Who has the record for being the youngest to do that?
00:25:14.760 And this happened in 2022?
00:25:16.380 No, this happened recently within the last, I'll give you maybe five years.
00:25:22.180 This one's easy.
00:25:23.540 All right, what do you have?
00:25:24.380 Brett?
00:25:25.160 Billie Eilish.
00:25:26.820 Michael.
00:25:27.820 I also said Billie Eilish.
00:25:30.700 How do you like that?
00:25:31.500 Yeah, you both got it right.
00:25:33.020 Woo! 0.99
00:25:33.700 I just remembered she's young.
00:25:35.260 I don't really know anything else about her.
00:25:36.940 Olivia Rodrigo could have blown her out of the water, 1.00
00:25:38.580 but I think she only won a singular one.
00:25:41.200 What is the most watched YouTube video of all time?
00:25:46.040 Probably some obscure meme from like 2010.
00:25:49.220 Michael, do you remember?
00:25:50.120 What does the fox say?
00:25:52.300 Oh, wow.
00:25:53.260 That's a deep cut.
00:25:54.860 The oldest meme I remember is the dancing baby Jif,
00:25:58.300 back from before Brett was even a glint in her parents' eyes.
00:26:02.500 Obviously.
00:26:03.140 That was like a 90s meme.
00:26:05.040 Charlie bit my finger.
00:26:06.180 Oh, Charlie.
00:26:07.840 That was what I was thinking of, but you just said it,
00:26:09.620 so now I'm thinking it's not that.
00:26:10.460 It's my finger.
00:26:12.400 I was actually just about to write that,
00:26:14.700 and then you convinced me not to.
00:26:16.960 I have absolutely no clue.
00:26:18.520 The most watched YouTube video of all time.
00:26:21.060 All time.
00:26:22.680 Five seconds.
00:26:24.180 Oh, okay.
00:26:24.640 I got it.
00:26:25.740 All right.
00:26:26.320 What do you have, Brett?
00:26:27.500 I have no idea. 1.00
00:26:28.480 It's something stupid, I'm sure. 0.98
00:26:29.700 I said some video game thing, 0.99
00:26:33.640 because those guys playing video games get all the views.
00:26:36.660 Oh, guys.
00:26:38.500 It's Baby Shark.
00:26:39.620 Come on.
00:26:40.860 What's Baby Shark?
00:26:42.820 The Baby Shark.
00:26:44.700 Oh, oh.
00:26:45.800 Baby Shark.
00:26:47.700 It's like a kid song.
00:26:48.840 Baby Shark.
00:26:49.760 I forgot that existed.
00:26:51.580 Yeah.
00:26:51.980 Followed, not very closely, but followed by Despacito.
00:26:55.500 Is Baby Shark, it's like a song?
00:26:57.700 Yeah, it's like a kid's song that's a minute long,
00:27:00.280 and it just plays on repeat forever.
00:27:01.620 Michael, have you ever heard of the Avocado song?
00:27:04.860 No.
00:27:05.540 That was in that kind of same era.
00:27:07.080 It's a woman.
00:27:07.720 She looks like that vegan teacher on TikTok, 0.84
00:27:09.700 and she goes,
00:27:10.520 peel the avocado, peel the avocado,
00:27:13.900 and then she does a little dance.
00:27:14.680 She goes, guac, oh, mole, guac, guac. 0.62
00:27:17.640 That's like in the same vein as Baby Shark to me.
00:27:19.960 I like that.
00:27:20.440 I just learned one the other day about a pizza.
00:27:22.580 You ever hear this?
00:27:23.220 I am a pizza with extra cheese.
00:27:27.700 From tomato sauces squeezed,
00:27:30.320 I am a pizza.
00:27:33.060 Now eat me up.
00:27:35.080 You ever hear that?
00:27:36.800 I'll put that on a record.
00:27:38.060 I can be God King.
00:27:39.860 All right, next question.
00:27:41.700 How many children does Nick Cannon have?
00:27:44.800 Current, like, what about unborn babies?
00:27:47.880 So he, not one, as far as I know,
00:27:50.600 and I'm not counting pregnancy,
00:27:51.680 there was a recent one,
00:27:52.740 which is why it was talked about a little while ago.
00:27:54.220 That's right, yeah, okay.
00:27:54.980 So including the one that was then born after that.
00:27:59.020 All right, Michael,
00:28:00.300 because we have no idea how many people
00:28:01.120 he is impregnated currently.
00:28:03.240 Sowing the seeds.
00:28:04.400 Yeah.
00:28:05.080 I'm going to say,
00:28:06.440 I kind of forget how to even do this symbol.
00:28:11.400 Nine,
00:28:12.760 or Aleph Nal,
00:28:14.380 countable infinity.
00:28:17.360 Brodeo.
00:28:18.440 Nine.
00:28:19.980 Twelve.
00:28:20.900 What?
00:28:21.280 Twelve, wow, I almost guessed eleven.
00:28:22.740 Twelve of the course of eleven years
00:28:25.180 by six baby mamas. 0.99
00:28:26.700 Oh, impressive.
00:28:27.840 I forgot how to do Aleph Nal,
00:28:28.720 so I just did pie
00:28:29.540 with another line underneath it.
00:28:31.580 Do I get a bonus point for that?
00:28:33.000 Absolutely not.
00:28:33.820 All right, there you have it.
00:28:34.740 Seven, six.
00:28:35.480 Michael Knowles is your face-off
00:28:37.120 pop culture champion.
00:28:38.400 No way!
00:28:39.580 Baby, all right.
00:28:41.040 Now we're talking.
00:28:42.260 Yeah, that was really close.
00:28:43.160 I'm actually bummed, though,
00:28:43.840 because I had some awesome questions
00:28:45.000 if we did have a tie break.
00:28:46.140 I'll tell you what,
00:28:46.580 I don't,
00:28:47.980 I did not necessarily expect
00:28:50.920 to do as well
00:28:51.560 as I usually do going into this.
00:28:53.000 Brett is much younger
00:28:54.480 and hipper and cooler than me.
00:28:55.760 I am now an old man,
00:28:56.960 a fuddy-duddy.
00:28:57.760 I don't go to nightclubs.
00:28:59.000 I don't go to discotheques.
00:29:00.720 That's a lie.
00:29:02.180 I know it.
00:29:03.520 I want to do
00:29:04.600 the tiebreaker questions,
00:29:06.520 and furthermore,
00:29:07.640 I want to do the ad read
00:29:09.060 for Brett Cooper.
00:29:09.860 That would not be
00:29:10.580 a punishment to me.
00:29:11.500 That would be a great privilege.
00:29:13.020 I adore Brett Cooper.
00:29:15.140 I would love to do it,
00:29:16.640 so I don't care
00:29:17.180 who wins the tiebreakers.
00:29:18.860 Wow.
00:29:19.260 I win, I lose.
00:29:21.040 I will be doing the ad read
00:29:22.140 at the end anyway.
00:29:23.620 I mean,
00:29:24.900 all right, Michael.
00:29:25.540 Let's do it.
00:29:26.020 Let's do it.
00:29:26.520 All right, let's do it.
00:29:27.600 This is another one
00:29:28.580 where you have to listen
00:29:29.180 very carefully,
00:29:29.900 because this actually involves
00:29:30.900 both of you personally.
00:29:32.200 Okay, because this has been
00:29:32.820 one of the bonus questions.
00:29:34.000 According to IMDb Pro,
00:29:36.260 who has the highest
00:29:37.440 total box office gross
00:29:39.360 for credited films?
00:29:41.620 That means you have to be credited
00:29:43.240 and you can't be playing yourself.
00:29:44.940 Between the two of us
00:29:45.760 or between the two of you?
00:29:47.260 Oh.
00:29:48.900 I'm going to have to guess.
00:29:51.300 Like, unless this is
00:29:51.920 some trick question,
00:29:52.820 I think I know the answer.
00:29:54.340 I said it very carefully.
00:29:56.380 Ten seconds.
00:29:57.360 I don't see how I could
00:29:58.780 get this wrong right now.
00:30:01.040 All right,
00:30:01.700 what do you have, Brett?
00:30:03.500 I said Michael,
00:30:04.700 because I've done more TV
00:30:05.620 than movies,
00:30:06.480 so I don't think...
00:30:08.700 I said, I mean,
00:30:09.420 I've been in like three things.
00:30:11.600 I do not have
00:30:12.920 like a lengthy career
00:30:13.780 as an actor,
00:30:14.320 so I said Brett.
00:30:15.680 You are wrong.
00:30:16.400 It is Michael
00:30:16.900 for No Space Spaces
00:30:18.400 where you played Keith
00:30:19.480 and it made $1.3 million
00:30:21.560 domestically.
00:30:22.740 Who's Keith?
00:30:23.940 Wow.
00:30:24.360 And then Brett, though,
00:30:25.980 if you include uncredited,
00:30:27.600 she was in
00:30:28.300 the Parental Guidance movie
00:30:30.080 that made $120 million
00:30:31.420 and she was the speech student.
00:30:33.820 I was in a, yeah,
00:30:35.040 an uncredited role in that.
00:30:37.340 But I've done more TV,
00:30:40.120 so that's why I thought
00:30:40.960 maybe not.
00:30:42.500 Wow, that's amazing.
00:30:43.960 So I'm basically George Clooney
00:30:45.440 is what you're telling me.
00:30:46.140 You are.
00:30:46.600 You're George Clooney
00:30:47.220 of The Daily Wire.
00:30:48.200 So Brett Cooper
00:30:49.460 with $120 million.
00:30:51.300 That puts you guys
00:30:52.120 both behind me
00:30:53.260 at $139 million.
00:30:55.420 $139 million?
00:30:57.060 Yep.
00:30:57.640 What's our,
00:30:58.180 what is our IMDb scores, though?
00:31:00.280 Like our ranking?
00:31:01.060 I want to hear those.
00:31:01.880 Brett is ahead
00:31:02.380 at $6,000.
00:31:03.680 What?
00:31:04.060 What is my score?
00:31:05.480 I think you're at like
00:31:06.120 15 or something like that.
00:31:07.340 15?
00:31:08.120 She gets $6,000,
00:31:09.120 I get 15?
00:31:10.160 That's outrageous.
00:31:11.300 All right, Michael.
00:31:12.200 Would you do the honors
00:31:13.520 of telling the audience
00:31:14.940 why they should watch
00:31:16.520 the comment section
00:31:17.500 with Brett Cooper?
00:31:18.400 Happily.
00:31:18.700 I actually would happily do that.
00:31:21.120 I adore Brett Cooper
00:31:22.980 and the comment section.
00:31:24.440 I think that she is just
00:31:25.700 a marvelous, wonderful thing
00:31:27.100 that happened to pop culture.
00:31:28.620 You should watch the show constantly.
00:31:31.200 You should get Brett's hot takes
00:31:33.020 and then you should follow her lead.
00:31:35.480 And instead of following
00:31:37.220 the entire rest of the pop culture
00:31:38.940 and going off
00:31:39.940 and becoming some like 1.00
00:31:41.540 transsexual, demon-infested, 1.00
00:31:44.280 just depressed, 1.00
00:31:45.920 grotesquerie
00:31:47.700 and sort of half simulacrum
00:31:51.160 of a human being,
00:31:52.080 you can follow Brett
00:31:53.060 and live a good, happy,
00:31:54.140 flourishing life
00:31:54.840 and learn things
00:31:55.620 and enjoy yourself.
00:31:56.700 That was the best,
00:31:58.280 that was the best ad read
00:31:59.400 I could have ever asked for.
00:32:01.120 It came from the heart.
00:32:02.300 Oh, thank you, Michael.
00:32:03.760 Well, if you haven't already,
00:32:05.240 go head over to the comment section
00:32:06.760 with Brett Cooper,
00:32:07.760 YouTube page,
00:32:08.500 subscribe,
00:32:09.400 then watch everything there.
00:32:11.020 Maybe even post a comment
00:32:11.960 and get the full experience.
00:32:13.840 And please write
00:32:14.540 in this comment section
00:32:15.600 and let us know
00:32:16.320 who you would like to see
00:32:17.580 and what topic to cover
00:32:18.800 in the next episode
00:32:20.100 of Face Off.
00:32:20.840 Face Off.