The Michael Knowles Show - June 26, 2022


FACE-OFF： Woman Edition ｜ Matt Walsh Vs Michael Knowles


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

159.58182

Word Count

3,231

Sentence Count

431

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

In honor of the greatest documentary ever, What is a Woman? by Michael Knowles and Matt Walsh, Ben and Michael put their knowledge of the opposite sex to the test: Who knows more about women than the other? Matt Walsh or Michael?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hello, and welcome back to another episode of Face Off.
00:00:03.240 I'm Ben Davies, and I will be the guy who reads the cards today.
00:00:06.460 For the Current Champions show, that current champion is, of course,
00:00:09.780 Noel Stradamus himself, Mr. Michael Knowles.
00:00:12.740 It's wonderful to be with you. Thank you for having me on my own show.
00:00:16.240 This topic is near and dear to my heart,
00:00:18.700 so I'm really, really looking forward to getting started.
00:00:22.100 And this is a very special episode,
00:00:23.720 because today is the first ever rematch
00:00:26.880 after we found out definitively that he was, in fact,
00:00:29.780 a worse Catholic than Michael Knowles,
00:00:32.040 and that man who needs no introduction,
00:00:34.120 the sweet baby gang's daddy himself.
00:00:37.200 Man, that hurt to say, Mr. Matt Walsh.
00:00:40.100 Yes, I continue to insist that if people are going to call me sweet daddy,
00:00:44.220 just do it in written form, because I don't like to hear it said out loud.
00:00:47.380 But listen, I'm a woman, everyone knows I'm a women's studies scholar now,
00:00:50.660 so this is, I feel pretty prepared.
00:00:52.940 I might be a bad Catholic, but when it comes to women's studies,
00:00:56.380 I'm the preeminent scholar in the world, so I'm feeling pretty good.
00:00:59.780 Well, in honor of the greatest documentary film ever,
00:01:03.160 What is a Woman?
00:01:03.760 Available now exclusively at The Daily Wire,
00:01:06.560 and given Michael's hot streak,
00:01:08.060 I felt like it would only be fitting to step into Matt Walsh's area of expertise
00:01:12.080 and put his research to the test to find out, once and for all,
00:01:15.960 who knows more about the opposite sex.
00:01:17.880 This is Face Off, Women Edition.
00:01:23.880 Michael, I believe you have something you'd like to say.
00:01:25.660 I absolutely do.
00:01:27.000 When you're doing your own research into women and people of the opposite sex,
00:01:31.120 you probably don't want people looking at your internet data,
00:01:33.880 which is why you've got to check out ExpressVPN.
00:01:36.540 Go check out ExpressVPN today.
00:01:40.580 Smoothest ad segue ever.
00:01:43.180 That was definitely one of your best, Michael.
00:01:45.640 All right, here we go.
00:01:46.440 First question.
00:01:47.020 What is the highest number of children that a single woman has ever birthed?
00:01:54.280 What is the record?
00:01:55.740 That a single woman, as in an unmarried woman?
00:01:57.960 No, no, just a woman.
00:01:59.020 Like one woman, the most children ever birthed.
00:02:01.600 Over the course of her life?
00:02:02.760 Over the course of her life, yes.
00:02:03.920 Not all at once.
00:02:05.280 Oh, okay.
00:02:06.120 All right.
00:02:06.420 All right.
00:02:11.380 All right, Knowles.
00:02:13.000 30.
00:02:14.200 Walsh.
00:02:15.120 I'm going to say 23.
00:02:18.320 The correct answer, gentlemen, is an impressive 69 children.
00:02:22.920 Oh, no way.
00:02:23.720 Nice.
00:02:24.700 Really?
00:02:25.280 That's crazy.
00:02:26.180 That's not possible.
00:02:26.880 To a woman who, she's the wife of Fedor Vislavad, some Russian guy.
00:02:31.760 Oh, yeah, sure, him.
00:02:32.580 She gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets.
00:02:39.480 When was this?
00:02:40.280 What year was this?
00:02:41.100 This is between 1707 and 1782.
00:02:43.800 There's no way to confirm that's actually true.
00:02:45.800 I need proof before I accept that I actually lost that.
00:02:49.760 They do say that the first 67 are the hardest.
00:02:53.280 And then after that, it's pretty easy, actually.
00:02:55.740 All right, point goes to Michael Knowles that I was with you guys.
00:02:58.680 I thought it was like around 20.
00:02:59.520 That was ridiculous.
00:03:00.300 All right.
00:03:02.580 What is the most female-dominated profession in America?
00:03:08.980 Like legal professions?
00:03:13.460 Yeah, like job, career.
00:03:15.800 Make sure Walsh doesn't get his phone out.
00:03:18.380 Hey, Siri.
00:03:19.740 What's the most female-dominated profession?
00:03:23.480 Okay.
00:03:24.220 I found this on the web for what's the most female-dominated profession.
00:03:27.980 Check it out.
00:03:28.600 You better write down your answer first.
00:03:30.340 She didn't give an answer at all.
00:03:31.720 Wait a second.
00:03:34.240 I just...
00:03:35.040 This one's a toss-up.
00:03:36.000 There's three or four that a lot of people go to.
00:03:37.800 Michael, what was yours?
00:03:39.300 HR.
00:03:40.200 HR, that's a good one.
00:03:41.360 Matt Walsh.
00:03:42.240 What I thought of in a moment of inspiration was preschool teacher.
00:03:45.920 Preschool teacher.
00:03:46.960 It is, in fact, preschool teacher.
00:03:48.520 Wow.
00:03:48.920 What are the odds?
00:03:50.660 How did you...
00:03:51.920 Education's a passion of mine, so I know a lot about that field.
00:03:55.520 97.6%.
00:03:57.240 Wow.
00:03:57.980 Yep.
00:03:59.080 Imagine the 2.4%.
00:04:01.040 All right, next question.
00:04:04.000 What does the average woman spend on makeup per year?
00:04:07.720 The average woman spend on makeup per year.
00:04:10.780 The average American woman?
00:04:11.920 Yes.
00:04:13.220 So, really, both of us are just answering what we think our wives spend.
00:04:16.940 Yeah.
00:04:17.620 That's all this really is.
00:04:18.800 Yeah.
00:04:18.960 $50,000.
00:04:21.800 No, at least I actually does not wear a lot of makeup.
00:04:23.800 All right, we're going to go Matt Walsh first.
00:04:26.460 $3,000.
00:04:28.480 I put it at a much more modest $600.
00:04:32.860 The average woman spends $1,380 per year.
00:04:37.380 That's closer, right, Michael?
00:04:38.420 Now we're talking.
00:04:39.920 I didn't even need Siri.
00:04:41.060 I'm not good with math, but I think Michael just got a point there.
00:04:43.460 Mrs. Walsh just robbing Matt blind on those cosmetics.
00:04:47.920 All right, next up.
00:04:50.240 Who was the fastest woman ever?
00:04:53.180 Who?
00:04:53.780 Yes.
00:04:54.500 She has the world record in the 100-meter dash.
00:04:57.320 That guy from the Connecticut high school?
00:05:00.140 I assume.
00:05:05.580 I just better write a random woman's name down.
00:05:08.580 All right, Matt Walsh.
00:05:13.280 Well, the well-known Olympian Mary Smith is the fastest woman.
00:05:21.980 Michael Knowles.
00:05:23.400 I said Amelia Earhart.
00:05:26.600 Ah, that would be good.
00:05:28.300 This is the 100-meter dash, though.
00:05:29.780 This is Flojo, Florence Joyner in the 80s.
00:05:32.420 She ran 10.49 in the 100-meter dash.
00:05:36.440 And fun fact, if I identified as a woman, I would be the second fastest woman ever.
00:05:41.160 Wow.
00:05:42.100 You wouldn't be the fastest woman ever?
00:05:44.260 No, she was juiced out of her mind, allegedly.
00:05:47.160 No one's even gotten close to this woman's 100-meter dash world record.
00:05:50.340 Flojo, that was my second guess.
00:05:51.840 Yep.
00:05:52.360 Okay.
00:05:54.120 All right.
00:05:54.980 How much more time does it take for the average woman to park a car?
00:06:00.120 More time above what it takes the average man.
00:06:02.460 A man, yes.
00:06:02.920 Do you want the answer in minutes or hours?
00:06:06.040 Yeah, the study's actually still going.
00:06:07.680 They're still trying to parallel park somewhere.
00:06:10.040 Hmm.
00:06:14.100 All right, Mike, what you got?
00:06:15.580 I'm going to say 90 seconds.
00:06:18.120 Matt Walsh?
00:06:19.140 That's exactly what I wrote.
00:06:20.480 Really?
00:06:20.800 Oh, no.
00:06:23.000 It is actually 20 seconds, according to a female-led study.
00:06:27.160 20 seconds every time someone parks.
00:06:29.300 Female-led study.
00:06:30.380 Next up, what is the average height of a woman in America?
00:06:36.340 It's about to increase substantially, I think, in the next few years, depending on how we classify things.
00:06:44.020 All right, Matt.
00:06:44.920 You're a woman scholar.
00:06:46.600 What you got, Matt Walsh?
00:06:48.560 Five-six.
00:06:50.240 I said five-four.
00:06:52.320 According to world data, the average height of an American woman is five-four.
00:06:57.240 Yes!
00:06:57.820 Oh, man.
00:07:00.020 This doesn't make any sense.
00:07:01.480 There's something going on here.
00:07:02.940 The tallest women in the world are actually from Latvia, and the average is five-six and, like, three-quarters.
00:07:07.680 So, Americans are shorter on average now.
00:07:10.380 No, you know why?
00:07:11.080 This is also just because Matt's built like a lumberjack.
00:07:13.800 So, to him, he's just like, oh, yeah, I don't know.
00:07:15.540 What's the average height for a woman?
00:07:16.700 It's like five-eleven.
00:07:17.700 Everyone under six feet tall is, like, the same height, in my opinion, so.
00:07:21.180 All right.
00:07:22.160 How many types of bras, not brands, just types of bras, are there?
00:07:28.280 Tight.
00:07:28.880 There's more than one type?
00:07:29.980 Right.
00:07:30.760 It's like push-up.
00:07:33.340 Regular.
00:07:35.380 I've got two.
00:07:36.420 There are shockingly more than you would expect.
00:07:38.180 I would have guessed two if you hadn't led us into the question that way.
00:07:42.600 Black, red, white.
00:07:44.480 Off, on, hmm.
00:07:51.440 The kind where you do this behind the, you know, and then some it's, you know.
00:07:56.540 Fifteen seconds.
00:07:58.940 Types.
00:08:00.660 I'm ready to go.
00:08:01.980 Start humming that music, Walsh.
00:08:03.340 I'm ready.
00:08:04.560 All right.
00:08:05.120 All right, Mike, what do you got?
00:08:06.220 I said 15 because you said the number 15 when you said how much time we had left,
00:08:11.200 and that's what put it in my head.
00:08:12.400 And I also said 15.
00:08:15.200 Are you kidding me?
00:08:17.740 You guys are killing me.
00:08:18.700 All right.
00:08:19.100 The correct answer is a shocking 45.
00:08:21.760 What?
00:08:22.100 45 different types of bras.
00:08:24.040 Can you list them all?
00:08:25.320 Well, because obviously there are some for two, some for three, some for seven.
00:08:29.680 No, it's not even, oh, no.
00:08:31.800 No.
00:08:32.420 All right, next up.
00:08:33.000 According to Ranker, the website, the open source ranking website, who is currently the
00:08:38.620 most attractive woman in the world?
00:08:41.560 Well, now you're really going to get us in trouble.
00:08:43.040 Yeah, this is bad.
00:08:44.220 This is what other people are ranking, you know.
00:08:45.920 This is not you guys.
00:08:46.760 What other people think.
00:08:48.460 Yes.
00:08:49.680 This is an updated ranking system all the time, so this would be the current most attractive
00:08:53.140 people in the world.
00:08:54.720 I don't know, because I'm also not really into pop culture, so I don't even really know
00:08:59.000 who the hot chicks are.
00:09:00.740 I know who the hot chicks are from, like, 15 years ago.
00:09:03.580 Yeah, I'm going to give an answer from, like, the early 90s.
00:09:05.860 Yeah.
00:09:06.580 Cindy Crawford.
00:09:07.720 Yeah.
00:09:09.040 It's like Queen Elizabeth.
00:09:10.940 She used to be, back in her day.
00:09:15.180 Matt Walsh.
00:09:16.920 I put Hillary Clinton.
00:09:21.720 It might just be a personal taste thing.
00:09:23.180 I don't know.
00:09:24.620 I put two answers.
00:09:26.280 I said for the Ranker answer, Kate Moss.
00:09:29.000 But in reality, my wife.
00:09:30.920 Aw.
00:09:31.800 You get bonus points.
00:09:33.120 You didn't get any points for the answer, though.
00:09:34.860 Okay.
00:09:35.480 Well, yeah, I'll take what I can get.
00:09:37.100 Who is it?
00:09:37.640 Currently, the hottest woman in the world is Gal Gadot from Wonder Woman.
00:09:41.060 And second is Scarlett Johansson.
00:09:44.520 And third, by the way, Caitlyn Jenner.
00:09:46.940 Would you have guessed that?
00:09:48.640 Isn't it?
00:09:49.020 The person closest gets the point, right?
00:09:52.800 So who's closer to Gal Gadot?
00:09:54.920 Not for this one.
00:09:56.080 Hillary Clinton.
00:09:57.600 Or Kate Moss.
00:09:59.720 All right.
00:10:00.140 Next up.
00:10:01.240 What number of sexual partners does the average woman have in her lifetime?
00:10:05.620 And this is a study done in the United States and UK.
00:10:08.920 This is an anonymous study, we assume.
00:10:10.960 Yeah.
00:10:12.240 It was a study with over 2,000 people.
00:10:15.280 What a hussy.
00:10:16.060 2,000 people, that girl?
00:10:17.600 That's bad.
00:10:19.240 Number of sexual partners?
00:10:21.060 Yes.
00:10:21.680 Sexual partners in her lifetime.
00:10:22.800 Not business partners.
00:10:24.540 And this was people who identify as women, actually, is what it said.
00:10:28.340 Oh, people who identify.
00:10:29.060 Well, now you've just thrown out wrench in this whole thing.
00:10:32.160 There's none that just say women anymore.
00:10:33.640 They're all identified.
00:10:35.060 Which is why people need to go watch What is a Woman?
00:10:37.060 And available now exclusively at The Daily Wire.
00:10:39.920 All right.
00:10:43.840 I don't know.
00:10:45.080 Everyone's such a whore these days.
00:10:46.340 It's hard to know.
00:10:48.880 Cut out that I said that.
00:10:50.520 Cut out the these days.
00:10:52.520 Yeah.
00:10:55.460 All right.
00:10:57.320 Okay.
00:10:57.680 All right.
00:10:59.280 Michael Knowles.
00:10:59.820 I said six.
00:11:02.820 Matt Walsh?
00:11:03.980 I'm going to be a little more generous and say four.
00:11:06.960 The correct answer is seven.
00:11:09.440 What the?
00:11:10.940 Oh, wow.
00:11:12.020 Seven?
00:11:12.960 Seven.
00:11:13.700 And guess what the...
00:11:14.720 What the hell, ladies?
00:11:16.320 Guess what the average number for a man is in his lifetime.
00:11:19.920 Dozen?
00:11:21.020 6.2.
00:11:22.040 It's lower than the average woman now.
00:11:23.920 Wow.
00:11:25.280 Shameful.
00:11:26.480 Yep.
00:11:26.780 Wow.
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00:11:33.500 every minute of the day?
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00:12:28.680 Next question.
00:12:29.620 Do women find a photo of a man smiling or straight-faced more attractive?
00:12:36.440 Do women find a photo of a man smiling or straight-faced more attractive?
00:12:43.660 For my sake, I hope it's straight-faced.
00:12:46.940 I could see Psychobabble going in either direction on this one.
00:12:51.460 All right.
00:12:52.420 Michael, what do you got?
00:12:53.440 I say smiling.
00:12:55.080 Walsh?
00:12:56.200 And as predicted, I'm going to say straight-faced.
00:12:59.620 Research has shown that – wait.
00:13:05.580 Research has shown – fine.
00:13:07.840 Research –
00:13:08.540 Is Ben having –
00:13:11.120 Are you having a stroke?
00:13:11.900 I'm going to summarize this.
00:13:13.700 Research has shown that women find the first –
00:13:16.700 that they find the –
00:13:18.280 Can we get Cabot back here?
00:13:20.100 Where's Cabot?
00:13:21.400 All right.
00:13:21.740 Research has shown that women find the first impression most attractive
00:13:25.840 when the man is brooding and mysterious.
00:13:28.880 Wow.
00:13:29.620 That's me.
00:13:30.520 Brooding and mysterious.
00:13:31.780 Here's my question about that, though.
00:13:33.360 There was a great essay written by Chris Hitchens some years ago called
00:13:36.280 Why Women Aren't Funny.
00:13:38.260 And he said that there were exceptions for why women aren't funny,
00:13:41.940 including if they are hefty or lesbians or Jewish.
00:13:46.280 But he said generally women aren't that funny.
00:13:48.140 And his argument was because they don't need to be.
00:13:50.640 Because men find women really physically attractive.
00:13:53.540 Whereas men have to be funny because we're not generally very physically attractive.
00:13:58.300 So I would expect – I don't know.
00:14:00.480 I would expect a sense of humor to –
00:14:02.640 All right.
00:14:04.640 According to Forbes, how much money did Mackenzie Scott get in her divorce with Jeff Bezos?
00:14:09.980 Oh, gosh.
00:14:16.640 This also makes her the second wealthiest woman on the planet.
00:14:20.320 Second wealthiest.
00:14:21.240 All right.
00:14:21.700 So – all right.
00:14:25.120 All right.
00:14:25.640 Matt.
00:14:26.880 Five billion.
00:14:28.760 Michael.
00:14:30.280 A hundred billion.
00:14:32.280 It is 57.7 billion.
00:14:35.840 So I thank Michael, barely squeezed out the game.
00:14:37.760 Son of a –
00:14:38.180 That's so close.
00:14:39.020 That was extraordinarily close.
00:14:41.400 Wow.
00:14:42.220 All right.
00:14:42.680 All right.
00:14:43.600 What do most women notice first when meeting a man?
00:14:48.340 Hmm.
00:14:48.800 Like what captivates the woman?
00:14:50.540 Physically?
00:14:52.460 Or –
00:14:52.980 You got to be more specific.
00:14:53.780 Spiritually?
00:14:54.220 Hmm.
00:14:54.660 Is it a personality trait, a physical trait?
00:14:57.460 It – I can't specify.
00:15:00.420 According to who?
00:15:02.880 According to women in this poll.
00:15:05.380 In what poll?
00:15:08.680 Is he running at the clock here?
00:15:10.280 What's going on?
00:15:10.700 Who conducted the poll?
00:15:11.680 Ten seconds.
00:15:12.520 I don't have the article in front of me.
00:15:15.320 I think I know the answer to this.
00:15:16.400 The whole thing's rigged.
00:15:17.360 You brought me on here to embarrass me while I'm promoting my film.
00:15:21.020 That's what this is about.
00:15:23.160 What's in that mug?
00:15:24.080 Don't worry about that.
00:15:27.680 All right.
00:15:27.960 You guys got it?
00:15:28.960 I think so.
00:15:29.660 All right.
00:15:29.860 Michael, what do you got?
00:15:30.720 I'm going to say height.
00:15:33.400 That's what I said.
00:15:34.580 No.
00:15:35.960 That's what I said.
00:15:37.000 You guys are both dead wrong.
00:15:38.820 Apparently, it's the eyes.
00:15:40.600 Oh, please.
00:15:41.380 I don't buy that.
00:15:42.180 I don't buy that.
00:15:42.540 Well, I asked this question to some of the women in the makeup room, and everyone said
00:15:46.560 eyes immediately.
00:15:47.260 That was like the thing.
00:15:48.140 No.
00:15:48.380 I don't buy it.
00:15:48.760 That's so fake.
00:15:49.980 That's just how they view themselves.
00:15:52.740 Yeah.
00:15:52.920 The actual answer is height, money, I don't know, car maybe.
00:15:57.200 Nobody cares about anybody's eyes.
00:15:58.700 I don't even, when someone says, oh, they have nice looking eyes.
00:16:00.540 I don't know what that means.
00:16:01.260 Everyone's eyes look the same.
00:16:02.420 Yeah.
00:16:02.740 All right.
00:16:03.600 Name five countries with the highest proportion of women in parliaments.
00:16:07.780 Name five, and you'll get a point for each one you get correct.
00:16:11.820 I'm going to get every single one of these wrong.
00:16:13.960 I'll give you a hint.
00:16:14.760 It's not Pakistan.
00:16:16.280 Okay.
00:16:16.980 That was going to be my first answer.
00:16:19.160 Some of these are hard for me to pronounce.
00:16:22.000 And if I hear a hey, Siri, you're automatically disqualified.
00:16:25.200 Yeah.
00:16:25.400 No, I think, all right, I've got my answers.
00:16:27.900 All right.
00:16:29.180 Matt, you good?
00:16:30.020 Yeah.
00:16:30.660 All right.
00:16:31.580 Michael?
00:16:31.900 I said, Estonia, Finland, Iceland, the UK, and then when you gave your hint at the end,
00:16:39.720 I said, Kyrgyzstan.
00:16:41.780 Known for their feminism.
00:16:44.300 I said, USA, Brazil, Canada, and some places in Europe.
00:16:49.580 The top five are Rwanda at 63.8%.
00:16:54.220 Rwanda?
00:16:55.220 Rwanda.
00:16:56.120 Andorra with 50.
00:16:57.340 Cuba at 48.9%.
00:16:59.980 Sweden at 45.
00:17:01.000 I thought you guys may get Sweden.
00:17:02.460 And South Africa at 44.8%.
00:17:04.720 So we got, none of us got any of the answers, right?
00:17:06.580 No.
00:17:07.120 What about Kyrgyzstan?
00:17:08.000 Kyrgyzstan.
00:17:10.220 I don't think that's going to fly with the fact checkers here.
00:17:14.060 Didn't realize Cuba had much of a parliamentary system, kind of.
00:17:17.680 Nor, yeah.
00:17:18.540 That's what I was getting at.
00:17:20.020 Yeah.
00:17:20.900 All right.
00:17:21.540 Next up.
00:17:22.400 What is your wife's favorite color?
00:17:25.620 Am I married to like a four-year-old?
00:17:27.380 What do you mean favorite color?
00:17:28.460 Do adults have favorite colors?
00:17:30.360 I got confirmation from both your wives this morning of what these colors are.
00:17:34.580 Our marriages are riding on this.
00:17:36.480 Yeah.
00:17:37.160 All right.
00:17:37.660 I got a guess.
00:17:38.940 All right.
00:17:39.820 Walsh, what do you have?
00:17:40.660 Hey, Siri.
00:17:41.560 What's my one?
00:17:45.800 Maroon.
00:17:46.820 Why would you pick such a specific shade of a color?
00:17:50.160 I picked red, generally.
00:17:52.860 You guys both got it right, actually.
00:17:55.220 Red and maroon.
00:17:56.320 She said maroon?
00:17:57.220 She said maroon.
00:17:58.360 I know my wife.
00:17:59.420 Wow.
00:18:00.380 Well, even though Matt just got absolutely destroyed and lost, he did kind of win there
00:18:04.060 at the end.
00:18:04.560 That's impressive.
00:18:05.340 How much is the last question worth?
00:18:07.340 Because, you know.
00:18:08.040 It could be worth seven or eight.
00:18:09.360 Which is such a specific answer.
00:18:11.280 The fact that I knew my wife that well, I feel like that should be worth something.
00:18:13.940 Well, the winner and still king of face-off, Michael Knowles.
00:18:17.940 And to the victor goes the spoils.
00:18:19.700 So, Matt Walsh, do you have anything you'd like to say about the Michael Knowles show?
00:18:25.680 What is this, supposed to be 30 seconds?
00:18:27.160 Yeah.
00:18:28.520 Well, you know, Michael Knowles, along with having a great podcast, also is a great author
00:18:33.320 of the book, Reasons to Vote for Democrats.
00:18:35.940 So, my pitch for his show will be in the spirit of that wonderful book.
00:18:40.760 Wow, Matt, that was, that moved me.
00:18:58.140 Michael, did it move you?
00:18:59.180 It did.
00:18:59.720 Thank you very much, Matt.
00:19:00.640 That was really succinct, concise.
00:19:03.480 Speaking your language, I thought.
00:19:04.700 You're speaking my language.
00:19:05.780 It was a true economy of words.
00:19:08.140 I'm glad that we could delve a little more into what women are, what women want.
00:19:13.460 You know, you take a man, you take away accountability and reason, as Jack Nicholson once said.
00:19:18.200 I'm glad that we could get to know the opposite sex.
00:19:21.160 They say there will never be a gender war because everyone is sleeping with the enemy.
00:19:25.500 And to follow this up, in a spirit of true, gracious victory here, I think I'm going to go watch What is a Woman?
00:19:32.040 Well, there you have it.
00:19:33.660 If you haven't seen it already, go check out What is a Woman?
00:19:36.600 right now over at The Daily Wire.
00:19:37.980 And please write in the comments section and let us know who you'd like to see
00:19:41.680 and what topic you'd want them to cover in the next episode of Face Off.
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