LOL： Rules For WHITE People This Halloween
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Summary
There is no more dangerous holiday for white people than Halloween, according to TikTok. If you don t wear a costume of someone else's culture, you have culturally appropriated that person's culture. So I, as a passably white person, will try to guide you through what white people are and are not allowed to do on Halloween.
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So you could take the time once spent folding and sorting and waiting to finally pursue a whole new version of you.
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There is no more dangerous holiday for white people than Halloween.
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That has at least been true for the last 10 years or so.
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So if a white guy or gal did anything, you know, wore a sombrero or something, they could lose their job, be kicked out of school.
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It's very—because if you wear the costume of someone else's culture, you've culturally appropriated.
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If you don't wear the costume of someone else's culture, you've culturally erased anything you did.
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So I, as a passably white person, will try to help guide us through what white people are and are not allowed to do on Halloween, according to the great wisdom of TikTok.
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Everybody's gonna start having costume parties.
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If you're gonna do Sugar Skull makeup, Katrina makeup, please be respectful.
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You are not supposed to do the makeup or the costume at all in any way.
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And other Latin American countries, but particularly in Mexico.
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And it is a celebration to honor those that have passed.
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And I'm not, I'm not gonna do a huge lesson on what it is, but I'm just telling you, a lot of people start, they think they're just doing the makeup or whatever, but it's giving mocking and it's offensive.
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So please be respectful if you do plan on doing that.
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But anyway, Day of the Dead is a pagan practice.
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It's like a pagan occult practice that should be actively suppressed by society and government.
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Very, so you shouldn't, I agree with her actually.
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White people and all, and other people should not dress up for Day of the Dead because they shouldn't observe it because it's very evil.
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Here are some more Halloween costumes that I don't want to see this year, except this time it is cultural appropriation.
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First up is the Native American woman or Native American princess.
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And although it is close to Halloween, it celebrates something completely different.
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Next is anything like this or like this or like this.
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Some girls at my school wear sushi rolls one year.
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Now, I don't have an issue with anyone wanting to be Maui.
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But my issue is with this costume specifically because it is inflatable and gives the child a dark skin tone.
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So you can, you can dress up like a, someone with a dark skin tone who doesn't wear a shirt, but you can't have a dark skin tone.
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And you can't, I guess the, what the character is like fat.
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So what's the, that's kind of weird though, isn't it?
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Like I get some people say you're not allowed to darken your skin to portray a particular character.
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But you're still allowed to portray the character.
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Well, if you're portraying a character, the whole thing is you are pretending to be like that person.
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So you're allowed to be like that person in all things, but their appearance?
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Can a white guy play a non-white character at a party or in a movie or in a play or not?
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If not, I don't, that gal seems like, you know, very, very nice young gal.
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Weird that there's this focus on Day of the Dead.
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No one should be doing any Day of the Dead stuff.
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I get some of them are offensive or depicting kind of negative aspects of a culture, like, you know, drunk Mexicans or something like that.
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So they'd say, well, don't depict a negative aspect of a culture.
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But for the Indian one, it was just like a really hot lady looking elegant and beautiful.
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Basically, you're saying you're only allowed to dress up in Western clothing, which is cultural erasure, I thought, I was told.
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I think we all know that we should be eating more fruits and vegetables.
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So it's that time of the year again where people like to dress up for Halloween.
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So let's talk about what costumes are unacceptable and offensive.
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As a general rule, dressing up as another culture or race is offensive and often racist.
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This includes wearing Afro or dreadlock wigs, Native American headdresses, kimonos, sombreros, etc.
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Another notably offensive costume, dressing as a terrorist.
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Terrorist costumes often have very racist stereotypes of what a terrorist looks like.
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Halloween is obviously supposed to be fun and people wearing costumes like these means that not everyone gets to enjoy Halloween.
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The silliest part of this argument actually has nothing to do with the costumes.
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It's when she goes, you know, it's not funny, it's boring.
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If your objection to someone's costume is that it's boring, then okay, that's fine.
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You don't need to be entertained by my costume.
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My costume is not here for your entertainment, that's fine.
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But they're affecting this kind of millennial irony and disinterest and detachment.
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It's like when the libs, when you argue about any political issue that they don't have a good answer on.
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Notably, transgenderism is an extreme example of this.
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So why do you even care about like marriage, right?
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We want to have like normal marriage and not abolish marriage in the law and redefine it all sorts of ways.
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Oh, you find it boring and you don't care and you're too cool for school.
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Because I care and I find it really interesting.
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So let's do it my way then if you really don't care.
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And you don't find it boring and you're going to tell me what to wear.
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Because you don't want me to offend a terrorist.
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I should have known from the moment the first frame appeared on screen.
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Just a reminder to everyone that being a gypsy for Halloween is cultural appropriation.
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And I know you girls want to look cute with little coin belts and everything like that.
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I love this video because she's saying you're not allowed to dress up like a gypsy because
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But she still uses the word gypsy, which we are also told is offensive to gypsies.
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You're supposed to call them Rome people or Roma people.
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She's like woke enough to tell people not to dress up like gypsies, but not woke enough
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I've compiled a list of men's Halloween costumes that I think are red flags so that you ladies
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can protect yourselves this year because knowledge is power.
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Starting off with a very popular one, a prisoner.
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He'll never buy you flowers or take you out to dinner.
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His idea of a date is watching a movie in his bed.
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He's definitely f***ed, but the extra cringy type.
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He wears wife beaters and spends his free time making thirst traps to post on TikTok.
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Okay, this next one is probably going to be the most popular one this year.
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Any guy who does Ken this year who's not with his Barbie girlfriend is a pick-me boy.
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He'll definitely complain about an ex who broke his heart and know he's such a good guy.
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And I bet 20 bucks that he cheats on you and then blames him.
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She doesn't understand the Barbie movie, but I like her attitude.
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He's been a male staple for many years, but he's kind of an a**hole.
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He'll definitely fat shame you if you weigh over 100 pounds.
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He only seeks out solid 10s, but he's like a 6 at best.
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He's either the normal type or he's the shirtless type.
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Now, if he's shirtless, he is a a**hole, but the type with the American flag above his bed.
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This costume seems fine at first glance, and that's why it's one of the most dangerous ones.
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If you do so much as make eye contact with one of these guys, they will somehow wiggle
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their way into your life and definitely become your next toxic boyfriend.
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All my ladies out there, I sincerely hope you take this information to heart and dodge
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And I hope you stay safe from stupid, stupid boys this Halloween.
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Like, I'm not saying I agree with her analysis on it.
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Even she's saying the guys who dress up like Ken, I assume this is probably, that's a year
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But the guys who dress up like Ken, they're pick me's.
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They're trying to appeal to your feminism, but don't believe them.
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She misunderstands why Barbie's a great movie because it's actually really based in trad
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and Greta Gerwig is one of the great directors of our generation.
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And as I've said, Greta Gerwig is essentially an icon of social left-wing thinking.
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That was a palate cleanser after the other videos.
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It is almost Halloween, and this is your daily reminder not to wear any of this, this, or
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this, because it's not appreciating, it's appropriating.
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That lady, who is of some kind of generally swarthy variety, she's wearing, appears to
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That doesn't appear to be from the Taino, the traditional dress of the Taino people, or
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My, half my, half my culture is not your culture.
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You don't, we're only talking about wearing clothes like that like one day a year.
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You do, you, you might wear that all the rest of the year.
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Maybe I'm gonna make a video about what other kinds of people can't wear the rest of the
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That'd be, that'd be a tonal shift for the channel.
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Can you turn the light on so I can find the remote?