The Michael Knowles Show - November 15, 2025


Michael Knowles DESTROYS Woke Commercials... They Keep Getting Worse


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

139.19713

Word Count

1,706

Sentence Count

237

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

We all thought that woke had been exterminated, and it largely has been. However, little traces of liberalism linger on, and there s a silver lining to that: there are, in fact, more woke commercials for us to see.


Transcript

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00:00:30.000 I have terrible news for you folks.
00:00:38.600 We all thought that woke had been exterminated.
00:00:45.920 And it largely has been.
00:00:48.000 However, little traces linger on.
00:00:50.580 Little hints of liberalism linger on.
00:00:56.700 And there's a silver lining to that.
00:00:58.380 But it means that there are, in fact, more woke commercials for us to see.
00:01:02.380 My producers have assembled them.
00:01:04.520 We will find them.
00:01:05.640 We will find the libnus.
00:01:07.700 We will identify it.
00:01:09.080 We will quash it forever.
00:01:10.300 Take it away.
00:01:24.120 More importantly, we agreed that our role, as his parents, was not to change him, but to love him.
00:01:32.680 Hey, um.
00:01:33.440 We have to do everything in our power.
00:01:35.360 It's fine.
00:01:36.420 I wanted to.
00:01:36.880 You okay?
00:01:40.840 Hey, Sam.
00:01:45.420 Yeah?
00:01:47.060 Here.
00:01:48.980 Have fun tonight.
00:01:50.480 Listening brings us closer.
00:01:52.700 Audible.
00:01:52.980 So, okay.
00:01:55.020 It used to be the commercials just led with all the woke.
00:01:59.100 So, you couldn't even identify what the company was.
00:02:02.300 That was the game.
00:02:03.340 Okay.
00:02:03.720 Now, you don't have to do that.
00:02:04.820 Now, at the very least, we can say that in the woke commercials, they are leading with the product.
00:02:10.620 That's an improvement.
00:02:11.540 And there's even something to, like, you know, the kid is like, I'm having, you know, strange thoughts and desires about sex.
00:02:24.100 And maybe the dad says, okay, buddy, well, you know, you try to be, like, kind of nice about it.
00:02:29.140 It's the part at the end that's a little much.
00:02:31.540 He's gay, but he has a special connection to classical music.
00:02:39.380 He's there with the guy.
00:02:41.300 It's the son with the guy.
00:02:42.980 And they, like, pull their hands away.
00:02:44.540 And then the dad's like, hey, say, kid.
00:02:46.620 Here's a six-pack of Miller, some poppers, and keys to my car.
00:02:51.880 You go get crazy, kids.
00:02:54.200 Ah!
00:02:55.120 What?
00:02:56.960 Audible.
00:02:57.520 Jane Austen novels.
00:03:02.460 Okay.
00:03:03.020 All right.
00:03:03.480 Next one.
00:03:04.420 Yeah, I was a kid growing up, so everyone's looking at their freckles.
00:03:07.640 Didn't really like it.
00:03:08.600 I mean, we're used to bad comments.
00:03:10.220 I looked at it as something that only motivated me to go harder.
00:03:13.260 I used to get upset by it, but then I realized, none of it really matters.
00:03:29.020 I'm focused on myself and my passion.
00:03:39.460 I live my dream.
00:03:40.620 I do what makes me happy.
00:03:42.800 How do you say I love you?
00:03:44.640 I love you.
00:03:46.480 I love you.
00:03:48.040 It doesn't matter what the people say.
00:03:53.080 Everyone's entitled to their opinion, for sure.
00:03:55.280 Learn how this game is easy.
00:04:03.040 All you need is love.
00:04:08.040 All you need is love.
00:04:13.160 All you need is love.
00:04:16.100 Love.
00:04:18.060 Love is all you need.
00:04:22.720 Love is all you need.
00:04:26.060 That's right.
00:04:27.480 Want a Sprite cranberry?
00:04:28.920 All right.
00:04:29.480 I take it back.
00:04:30.820 I thought the new commercials were at least leading with the product.
00:04:34.480 You want a Sprite?
00:04:37.380 But I, if you said, Michael, list 1,500 products that that ad could be selling, I would not have
00:04:46.480 guessed Sprite.
00:04:47.600 McDonald's Sprite, boy.
00:04:52.140 When did that ad come out?
00:04:53.420 There's no way that's a 2025 ad.
00:04:55.280 That ad has very strong 2022 energy.
00:04:58.700 I don't believe that that's a new ad.
00:05:00.580 We'll look it up later.
00:05:01.560 Later.
00:05:02.460 That was seven summers ago.
00:05:04.740 Next one.
00:05:05.480 You're a road to the Kennedy Center.
00:05:16.180 You're a drive.
00:05:18.840 Whoever you meet along the way.
00:05:22.260 Wherever you go.
00:05:24.460 Whoever you become.
00:05:27.060 We're with you.
00:05:28.480 Along for the ride.
00:05:29.320 Oh, it's so good.
00:05:32.560 Oh, and they led with the product.
00:05:36.740 It was like, hey, Nissan.
00:05:38.840 No one's buying our cars anymore.
00:05:41.180 Maybe we can pander to the gaze.
00:05:43.200 Did it work for those people?
00:05:44.480 No.
00:05:45.360 It never does.
00:05:46.080 I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but it might work
00:05:53.360 for us.
00:05:54.700 Our company is in serious distress.
00:05:57.320 Maybe if we pander to the gaze, especially, I don't know when that commercial came out.
00:06:00.460 I'm gay.
00:06:03.600 In a way, that would make sense that that were a new commercial because Nissan's having
00:06:08.660 serious problems.
00:06:09.720 And so maybe they're saying like, all right, this is a last ditch effort.
00:06:13.000 You know, this is, all right, let's see.
00:06:14.720 No one's doing woke anymore.
00:06:15.820 Maybe we could do woke and maybe that'll help prop up our sales.
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00:06:46.780 What's it all for?
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00:07:54.040 We are a league as diverse as a country.
00:07:57.960 A league of Jacksons and Quangs, Eliminians and Messons, Moscas, Custases, Sinopolis,
00:08:06.280 Shigeres, and Burruses.
00:08:08.540 A league of Reeds, Reishes, O'Shays.
00:08:12.660 Who?
00:08:13.760 O'SHAG HENNESSEY!
00:08:15.180 And Owusu Hanzas.
00:08:16.420 A league where what makes each of us different, makes all of us stronger.
00:08:25.420 Canadians have football?
00:08:27.300 That's fine.
00:08:27.740 It's Canada.
00:08:28.320 You gotta grade Canada on a curve.
00:08:30.100 I don't, I would never make the claim that woke is dead in Canada or whatever.
00:08:33.900 America's evil top hat.
00:08:35.060 That's fine.
00:08:35.840 There any like Smiths?
00:08:41.200 You know, they get in the league of this.
00:08:42.860 I don't know.
00:08:43.440 O'Shea, I guess it's close, but the Irish, I don't know.
00:08:45.840 Okay, that's fine.
00:08:46.620 I don't care.
00:08:47.060 Canada, Canada can do what it likes.
00:08:48.780 Until it's the 51st state, they can do what they like.
00:08:50.700 I do feel it's much better for Canada.
00:08:53.140 Next one.
00:08:57.480 Proctoring gambits always proctoring.
00:08:59.060 I experience racism and prejudice every day.
00:09:02.020 I see the outline of someone who's afraid of one who looks like me.
00:09:06.280 When we see black faces on television, they are mostly negative.
00:09:11.500 When I see stereotypes in TV and movies and film, it's disappointing.
00:09:15.960 It makes me sad.
00:09:17.860 They only want to see us either as slaves or thugs.
00:09:21.340 I noticed I was always getting thug rolls, something that warranted aggression.
00:09:28.520 Growing up and seeing certain caricatures of black people in commercials, in films,
00:09:33.900 and that being a direct line to racism.
00:09:37.220 It's so beautiful when you see stories of everyday people
00:09:41.020 and how showing the family dynamic in reality would be a great thing.
00:09:52.300 Proctor and Gamble.
00:09:54.140 Okay, again, they led with it.
00:09:56.080 But what's the thesis of the commercial is that all prejudice,
00:10:01.480 prejudice which is something that all human beings constantly necessarily engage in
00:10:05.420 because we don't have the time or the resources to rationally analyze every single thing we do all day.
00:10:10.840 So we all engage in some kind of prejudice.
00:10:12.860 Some of it's unjust.
00:10:14.340 Some of it is totally justified.
00:10:16.180 They're saying the reason that people have prejudice,
00:10:19.020 especially racial prejudice, is because of the media.
00:10:22.220 First of all, the media are all making ads like Proctor and Gamble.
00:10:25.600 That was last year.
00:10:26.440 This year I'm trying to earn a living.
00:10:27.480 What are you talking about?
00:10:28.280 The media are doing the exact opposite of what you're suggesting.
00:10:31.680 But it reminds me of a Chris Rock bit,
00:10:33.680 where Chris Rock said,
00:10:36.700 it was like,
00:10:37.260 yeah, people are always blaming the media for racism, whatever.
00:10:40.140 It's like, I tell you what,
00:10:41.400 when I go to the money machine later tonight,
00:10:42.980 I'm not looking over my shoulder for the media.
00:10:44.760 That's for sure.
00:10:45.540 Oh no, the media is coming to get me.
00:10:47.620 It's like, oh no, Walter Cronkite.
00:10:49.340 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:10:50.620 I'm sorry.
00:10:51.380 He's ruined.
00:10:52.400 He's butchering it.
00:10:53.740 Could you just let me,
00:10:54.940 every time,
00:10:55.760 every time black people want to have a good time,
00:10:59.080 some ignorant ass.
00:11:01.000 So anyway, that's not the worst one.
00:11:03.680 The most egregious one,
00:11:05.780 I guess is,
00:11:08.340 it's between Sprite and the gay.
00:11:12.520 Like, hey kids,
00:11:13.520 take the car out tonight.
00:11:14.720 Get wild.
00:11:15.980 Hey kids.
00:11:16.900 Ever hang around the gymnasium?
00:11:19.300 Go hit the bathhouse.
00:11:21.200 Get crazy.
00:11:22.780 Here's some drugs.
00:11:25.060 I'm accepting.
00:11:26.360 Audible.
00:11:26.640 Probably the audible.
00:11:28.920 The audible one's probably the weird one.
00:11:31.300 He's coming up on the inside.
00:11:33.440 Oh my goodness.
00:11:35.540 Sprite is a close runner up though.
00:11:37.460 Okay.
00:11:38.700 And hey,
00:11:39.060 maybe this will be the last woke commercials
00:11:40.580 we ever put up.
00:11:42.160 Maybe they'll all be gone after this.
00:11:44.140 Only time will tell.
00:11:45.080 I'm Michael Nol.
00:11:45.580 See you next time.
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